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00:06 <steven_> T: [04:50] <sfx> You got no idea what's going on plivent, none of you do hahhaaha!
00:06 <steven_> T: [04:49] <sfx> she's right here in bed you faggot :)
00:06 <steven_> T: [04:48] <sfx> you dumb cunt she's been mine for ages you lot jhave no idea what we do behind close doors
00:06 <steven_> T: [04:48] <sfx> she's playing with my hair now
00:27 <President_Trump> the alcohol stopped pollock from getting a boner and stopped anotherirc3r from getting wet
00:31 <anotherirc3r> errr
00:34 <steven_> lolololol
00:43 <steven_> if it was me
00:51 <steven_> i would need a shammi
01:07 <anotherirc3r> i really don't care what he says
01:30 <steven_> why didnt he just spit on his dick?
01:33 <steven_> romanticly
02:02 <steven_> <DoC> speak up pollock loser
02:35 <President_Trump> jen wishes pollock could have gotten a 'boner on demand' like steven_
03:29 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r why would all these guys lie about you
03:37 <%+amelia> didn't loopys dick go soft too
03:48 <%+amelia> seems the common factor is you jenn
04:02 <steven_> who limpy?
04:06 <President_Trump> narcissist is back!
04:17 <%+amelia> NaRCiSSiST
04:20 <steven_> narcotics
04:26 <anotherirc3r> grow up
04:38 <%+amelia> grow up amelia!
04:54 <SpunkyGay> why would all these guys lie bout you
05:11 <SpunkyGay> faggot toeken is right
05:39 <TokenDaRing> Just repeating your question, I'm actually curious about the answer
05:54 <TokenDaRing> It seems to me that everyone else is at fault in this, except the person at the centre of it all
06:37 <%+amelia> and it seems to me
06:45 <%+amelia> you lived your life
06:50 <%+amelia> like a whore on irc
06:53 <TokenDaRing> Like a candle in the wind?
06:58 <%+amelia> ahahahaha or that
06:59 <TokenDaRing> Oh, your version works better here
07:05 <%+amelia> agreed
07:55 <President_Trump> amelia is jealous she cant get irc cock like anotherirc3r
08:00 <anotherirc3r> you go on thinking whatever fits your warped sense of reality narcissist
08:06 <anotherirc3r> just leave me out of it, okay?
08:18 <President_Trump> all amelia can get is Picard
08:21 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
08:23 <%+amelia> JuS LeaVe Me ouT oF iT, oKaY?
08:29 <%+amelia> nah picard hates me too
08:50 <anotherirc3r> i think even pollock would leave it
09:08 <%+amelia> oh no
09:13 <%+amelia> wot on earth will i do
09:19 <%+amelia> DAVID DOESN'T WANT ME?
09:20 <%+amelia> fuck
10:08 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r: I'm asking for your answer to this
10:16 <TokenDaRing> Why would all of these guys be lying about you?
10:34 <TokenDaRing> You're not that special to look at, you're pretty boring and kind of depressing to talk to
10:37 <anotherirc3r> i really don't care to answer you
11:01 <TokenDaRing> Because the simple answer is that you're lying yourself
11:15 <TokenDaRing> Oskar is probably exagerating things a great deal, sure
11:24 <TokenDaRing> But if it was just him, I wouldn't pay any attention to it
11:34 <anotherirc3r> sure. you go on believing whatever you want
11:42 <TokenDaRing> Instead, there's multiple guys saying things about you, all of which you deny
12:18 <anotherirc3r> okay, you're boring now
12:19 <TokenDaRing> Is that all just coincidence, perhaps?
13:06 <President_Trump> anotherirc3r paste the email again of oskar saying that he was too drunk to get a boner
13:24 <TokenDaRing> Yes, please do :)
13:27 <TokenDaRing> I would enjoy that a lot
13:57 <%+amelia> wheres yo boner at
14:06 <%+amelia> where yo boner at! where yo boner at!
19:02 <President_Trump> !slot 187
19:02 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
19:07 * Herb_Dean ▌ riPepperonis ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
19:11 * Herb_Dean ▌ riPepperonis ▌ bleedPurple ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another bleedPurple ...
19:17 * Herb_Dean ▌ riPepperonis ▌ bleedPurple ▌ bleedPurple ▌ ::: You WON 374 points, !!!
20:17 <sharni> !slot 123
20:18 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
20:22 * Herb_Dean ▌ deIlluminati ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
20:27 * Herb_Dean ▌ deIlluminati ▌ duDudu ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a bleedPurple ...
20:33 * Herb_Dean ▌ deIlluminati ▌ duDudu ▌ ShibeZ ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
23:56 <President_Trump> !steven_loser
24:12 <steven_> !random President_Trump
24:12 <+Herb_Dean> [28666] T: 20:55:44 <President_Trump> i want to see a pic richard
24:18 <%+amelia> !slot 13
24:18 <+Herb_Dean> , please enter a valid wager between 50 and 500 points. Example: !slot 50
24:25 <%+amelia> FUCK SAKE
24:28 <steven_> lololol
24:32 <steven_> blonde slart
24:43 <President_Trump> amelia is poor
24:58 <%+amelia> !slot 113
24:58 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
25:03 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
25:07 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
25:08 <%+amelia> AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
25:13 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 226 points, !!!
25:31 <%+amelia> !slot 213
25:34 <%+amelia> fuck
25:49 <%+amelia> Herb_Dean gettin sassy steven
25:55 <%+amelia> -Herb_Dean- Be patient, ! You still have 29mins 28secs left in your !slot cooldown.
26:17 <steven_> i will make the points stick
26:24 <steven_> and you get 50 points a day
26:27 <steven_> :P
27:44 <%+amelia> but i want more
27:54 <President_Trump> !slot 100000000000
27:59 <steven_> fool
28:04 <%+amelia> you dumb shit
28:05 <President_Trump> i am too rich for the stupid game!
28:10 <%+amelia> dumb ranga
28:11 <President_Trump> amelia too poor
28:15 <%+amelia> go be a carrot elsewhere
28:16 <+Herb_Dean> [21:25] -> -amelia- Be patient, ! You still have 29mins 28secs left in your !slot cooldown.
28:16 <+Herb_Dean> -
28:16 <+Herb_Dean> [21:27] -> -President_Trump- Be patient, ! You still have 21mins 8secs left in your !slot cooldown.
28:35 <steven_> !gook
28:36 <+Herb_Dean> [33377] Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Chinese beauty contest?
28:39 <+Herb_Dean> [33377] A: Me neither.
28:45 <steven_> !nigger
28:45 <+Herb_Dean> [86595] Q: What are three things you can't give a black person?
28:46 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
28:48 <+Herb_Dean> [86595] A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
28:49 <sharni> Lol
29:03 <sharni> That's so racist
29:09 <President_Trump> !nigger
29:09 <+Herb_Dean> [52893] Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white?
29:12 <+Herb_Dean> [52893] A: Alive
29:12 <sharni> I'm black..
29:16 <sharni> I take offence to that
29:17 <%+amelia> !croat
29:19 <steven_> !ranga
29:19 <+Herb_Dean> [53963] Q. What's the differences between Micheal Jackson and a Ginger?
29:23 <+Herb_Dean> [53963] A. Micheal Jackson actually had sex
29:25 <steven_> fuck off amelia
29:27 <sharni> Lol
29:29 <sharni> Lol
29:29 <steven_> dont make me add another one
29:32 <%+amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA
29:40 <%+amelia> you do as you're told
29:44 <steven_> hahaaha
29:48 <steven_> !random amelia
29:49 <+Herb_Dean> [61775] T: 14:22:35 <amelia> you are in the race
29:52 <President_Trump> that i cant feel my dick wif u is on mtv
29:54 <steven_> !ttop20
29:55 <+Herb_Dean> Todays top 10 chatters by total spoken words: slinky_J (3991) sharni (1599) cherri_pie (1280) anotherirc3r (1073) steven_ (1027) nate (801) lettuce (692) BlackDevil (639) President_Trump (567) TokenDaRing (560)
30:03 <sharni> And I love it
30:13 <%+amelia> AHAHAHA are you singing the remix version or the original
30:14 <steven_> jens ontop of me
30:20 <sharni> Damn
30:26 <sharni> That's hawt
30:28 <steven_> im ontop of nate
30:30 <%+amelia> steven got splattered
30:32 <TokenDaRing> steven_: You must be good at load bearing
30:33 <sharni> Lmao
30:58 <%+amelia> TokenDaRing appears to be a lil more subtle than I
31:04 <sharni> Big gang band going on in the top 10
31:13 <sharni> Bang
31:49 <steven_> !top20
31:52 <+Herb_Dean> Top 10 chatters by total spoken words: steven_ (12838) slinky_J (10253) cherri_pie (10019) springaa (8514) sharni (6916) nate (5926) Abortion (5252) amelia (4692) BlackDevil (4444) TokenDaRing (3850)
32:08 <sharni> Lol
32:13 <sharni> Stevens on top
32:28 <steven_> !random springaa
32:28 <+Herb_Dean> [40606] T: 22:48:07 <springaa> a longneck is 2 beers
32:33 <steven_> !random springaa
32:33 <+Herb_Dean> [83135] T: 14:51:23 <springaa> wake the fuck up
32:36 <steven_> haha
32:37 <%+amelia> !random nate
32:37 <+Herb_Dean> [37192] T: 18:48:27 <nate> beehhh i am babe
32:41 <%+amelia> ahah
32:42 <sharni> Ol
32:44 <sharni> Lol
32:51 <sharni> !random
32:52 <+Herb_Dean> [56209] T: 18:51:36 <sharni> Gay
32:56 <steven_> i just farted for 20 seconds
32:59 <steven_> and it stinks
33:00 <sharni> !random
33:00 <+Herb_Dean> [54944] T: 18:43:16 <sharni> Hot *
33:04 <sharni> Hahha
33:15 <%+amelia> you dirty bastard
33:18 * steven_ fluffs his trousers
33:26 <sharni> Was it a wet fart
33:36 * steven_ says, in england we call 'pants' 'trousers'
33:37 <sharni> Did you poop yourself a tad bit
33:51 <President_Trump> oh my gosh look at her butt
34:07 <steven_> !slot 500
34:08 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
34:12 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
34:17 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
34:23 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
34:25 <sharni> Holy shit it's New Year's Eve tomorrow
34:29 <steven_> fuck off Herb_Dean
34:38 <%+amelia> wot no its not
34:41 <%+amelia> you dork
34:43 <sharni> Yas
34:49 <steven_> friday
34:50 <sharni> Yas it is
35:01 <TokenDaRing> NYE is Thursday
35:03 <steven_> thurday
35:04 <steven_> sorry
35:06 <TokenDaRing> The 31st of December, 2015
35:07 <steven_> friday is new years
35:09 <sharni> Yes and today is Wednesday
35:14 <President_Trump> tomorrow is thursday
35:15 <%+amelia> sharni has lost her shit
35:16 <steven_> yeh thats what im saying
35:21 <steven_> lolol
35:22 <sharni> You guys are just 3 hrs behind
35:32 <steven_> sharni doesnt work!
35:47 <sharni> It's 12:35am Wednesday 30th of December 2015
35:50 <TokenDaRing> I don't either, that's what my fiance is for :)
35:55 <steven_> ahhaa
36:08 <steven_> me either, thats why i live with tisk
36:15 <sharni> Lmao
36:34 <steven_> i get nate to pay my rent in handjobs
36:53 <sharni> amelia I swear I'm not losing my shit lol
37:01 <steven_> whats today sharni?
37:07 <sharni> Wednesday
37:10 <steven_> hahaahah
37:12 <%+amelia> ahaahaha
37:19 <steven_> you dont work
37:29 <sharni> I don't understand lmao
37:37 <steven_> oh
37:42 <sharni> What am I doing wrong
37:45 <steven_> nuffin
37:48 <steven_> yeh
37:52 <steven_> it is wednesday
37:53 <sharni> Fought so
38:00 <sharni> In nsw
38:02 <steven_> yeah
38:04 <steven_> i guess
38:07 <sharni> Tuesday in Perth
38:11 <steven_> ok
38:12 <steven_> hush now
38:16 <steven_> haah
38:17 <sharni> Yea bitch
38:22 <TokenDaRing> steven_: Does tisk vacuum his unit?
38:27 <steven_> someone prove her wrong again
38:49 <sharni> No
38:53 <sharni> Women are always right
38:57 <sharni> Lmao
39:22 <steven_> //say $fulldate
39:23 <steven_> Tue Dec 29 21:39:04 2015
39:36 <steven_> im working nye
39:42 <sharni> /say $fulldaye
39:45 <sharni> Ahh
39:49 <steven_> i was the boss
39:52 Quit: Nerdhacks ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
39:53 <President_Trump> wotdaflaminhexagon
39:54 <steven_> today
39:56 <sharni> $fulldate
39:58 <steven_> tell pppl wot to do
39:59 <sharni> Lol
40:11 <steven_> 'so what do we do steve'
40:13 <sharni> Fuck
40:14 <steven_> "i dont know"
40:27 <steven_> 'what would you normaly do?'
40:36 <sharni> Uhhh idk boss
40:55 <sharni> /say $fulldate
41:06 <sharni> Racist
41:52 <President_Trump> sharni how many niggers u hooked up with?
41:54 <President_Trump> !nigger
41:54 <+Herb_Dean> [3973] Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
41:57 <+Herb_Dean> [3973] A: They both don't work and always take your money.
44:07 <sharni> Zero
44:52 <sharni> I'm a nigga though
45:03 <sharni> Does that count
45:09 <President_Trump> you're a ranga
45:14 <President_Trump> !ranga
45:14 <+Herb_Dean> [80459] Q. What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
45:18 <+Herb_Dean> [80459] A. Redhead won't accept a three and a half inch
46:09 <sharni> What's wrong with that
46:11 <sharni> :(
46:22 <President_Trump> rangas are the smartest
46:27 <President_Trump> except for u
46:42 <sharni> I'll take that as a compli... Fuck you too
46:57 <President_Trump> i am a ranga too sharni
47:02 <President_Trump> and have a husky voice
47:06 <sharni> Eww go away
47:12 <President_Trump> like the donald
47:33 <sharni> Lmao
47:40 <sharni> Comb over for days
47:55 <+Abortion> Its a Toupe
48:04 <sharni> That ain't even ranga that's like bleach gone wrong
48:06 <+Abortion> Toupee
48:07 <President_Trump> u can tell its a wig coz it flies up in the wind
48:09 <steven_> toushe
48:15 <sharni> Haha
48:27 <President_Trump> he was a natural ranga
48:56 <sharni> That's hawt
49:22 <sharni> I was born with black hair... Than it went brown
49:25 <sharni> Idk what I am
50:08 <President_Trump> are your tits still full of milk?
51:46 Join: LikedToast ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
51:47 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v LikedToast
52:00 <steven_> hi
52:14 <TokenDaRing> Guys will pay big bucks to suck on a girls tits if she has milk
53:04 <sharni> Lmao
53:06 <sharni> No
53:18 <sharni> !slot 246
53:19 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
53:23 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
53:28 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
53:35 <sharni> I need jenspussy bad
53:37 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 1230 points, !!!
53:46 <sharni> Omg I won jenspussy
53:58 <sharni> :')
53:59 <President_Trump> !slot 500
54:00 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
54:04 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
54:09 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
54:15 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 1000 points, !!!
54:37 <sharni> We all win :)
54:40 <steven_> u should of done 500 sharni
54:47 <sharni> Knickers and pussy for everyone
54:51 <steven_> !slot 500
54:55 <sharni> Lol
54:55 <steven_> fuck off herb
55:00 <steven_> You still have 9mins 17secs
55:02 <+Abortion> cool down timer heh
55:03 Join: nerdhacks|95500 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
55:04 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nerdhacks|95500
55:13 <steven_> sup dawg
55:28 <sharni> Leave herb allloooonnneee
55:49 <President_Trump> !list
56:09 <sharni> Lol
56:12 <sharni> Don't do that
56:16 <steven_> !list
56:22 <sharni> !fist
56:31 <steven_> !random fish
56:31 <+Herb_Dean> [14355] T: 21:46:18 <fish> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/75-bpm
56:37 <steven_> !random fish
56:37 <+Herb_Dean> [92277] T: 22:19:18 <fish> o )()()(
56:42 <steven_> haha
56:46 <+nate> !slot 69
56:47 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
56:52 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
56:56 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
57:02 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 69 points, !!!
57:07 <steven_> haha
57:10 <+nate> yay 69
57:29 <sharni> Lol
57:33 <sharni> Very nice
58:19 Quit: nerdhacks|95500 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
00:32 <steven_> !random fish
00:32 <+Herb_Dean> [39248] T: 15:02:24 <fish> gta 5 sucks
02:39 <TokenDaRing> Where is tisk, our old friend?
02:43 <steven_> !random fish
02:43 <+Herb_Dean> [10232] T: 13:18:58 <fish> lols
05:14 <steven_> !slot 500
05:14 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
05:18 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Good Luck, . BloodTrail
05:23 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
05:25 <steven_> YES
05:32 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , at least you won 500 points!
05:35 <steven_> NO
06:06 Quit: Nils ([email protected]) Connection closed
06:20 <LikedToast> hi
06:30 <steven_> hi
06:47 <LikedToast> your not real steven
06:50 <LikedToast> !list
06:58 <steven_> ok
07:13 <steven_> you got me
07:17 <LikedToast> duhh
07:25 <steven_> how did you know?
07:38 <LikedToast> umm you have a _ at the end
07:41 <TokenDaRing> LikedToast: Do you want cash in GTAV?
07:42 <steven_> oh shit
07:52 <steven_> real steven is a loser
07:55 <LikedToast> sure TokenDaRing
07:56 <steven_> he gives everyone free money
08:02 <LikedToast> hes nice cunt
08:08 <steven_> na he is dogshit
08:13 <steven_> i would bash him
08:14 <TokenDaRing> LikedToast: Ok, well if you want cash in GTAV you need to desribe to us how you're going to give steven a blowjob
08:15 <steven_> easy
08:23 <President_Trump> real steven was messaging me before looking for cock
08:51 <LikedToast> fuckoff TokenDaRing
08:59 <sharni> Lmao
09:03 <sharni> !random
09:04 <+Herb_Dean> [11930] T: 15:31:43 <sharni> 18:22 <sharni> None ya
09:04 <LikedToast> sharni :D
09:14 <sharni> Ello
09:18 <LikedToast> Haii
09:32 <LikedToast> why i got a + next to me name
10:15 <sharni> Because your Hepatitis positive
10:16 <LikedToast> sharni
10:19 <LikedToast> oh
10:21 <sharni> It's just a warning for everyone
10:37 <LikedToast> do you mod yet or no
10:41 <LikedToast> !list
10:51 Join: nerdhacks|44187 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
10:51 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nerdhacks|44187
11:07 <sharni> Nope
11:07 <President_Trump> !list
11:13 <sharni> !fist
11:22 <LikedToast> well steven's list is full :(
11:29 <LikedToast> so i cant join
11:32 <President_Trump> !fist sharni
11:39 <President_Trump> takes 4 fits to fill sharni!
11:46 <President_Trump> fists!
11:49 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllll
11:49 <sharni> Lmao
11:50 <LikedToast> &5how
11:52 <LikedToast> :(
11:54 <sharni> Hahahah
12:11 * LikedToast sticks finger up
12:17 <LikedToast> :(
12:27 Quit: nerdhacks|44187 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
12:44 <LikedToast> sharni
12:55 <LikedToast> are you on stevens new friend list>
13:00 <LikedToast> ?*
13:14 <sharni> Idk
13:18 <sharni> What's his gt
13:21 <LikedToast> :P
13:29 <sharni> PenisLicker24
13:33 <LikedToast> !list
13:34 <sharni> Is that it ?
13:46 <LikedToast> CrossKeyboard90
13:56 <sharni> Oh that fagget
14:02 <sharni> Yeah I'm his friend
14:13 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Quit:
14:15 <LikedToast> could you defriend him? xD
14:18 <LikedToast> jk jk
14:23 <sharni> Noooo
14:29 <sharni> That's rude
14:30 <steven_> ahaha
15:10 <steven_> fuck my life
15:15 <steven_> forgot to save project
15:18 <steven_> ahahahhaahhah
15:19 <President_Trump> jen gone didnt say bye, rude cunt
15:22 <steven_> peice of shit
15:27 <steven_> 3 days worth of dribble
15:38 <steven_> !fact
15:39 <+Herb_Dean> [54162] Manhattan Island was once home to as many different species as Yellowstone National Park.
15:44 <steven_> fuck off
15:45 <steven_> !fact
15:45 <+Herb_Dean> [83361] Tennessee banned the use of a lasso to catch fish.
16:08 <LikedToast> sharnae
16:20 <steven_> !ttop20
16:21 <+Herb_Dean> Todays top 10 chatters by total spoken words: slinky_J (3991) sharni (1841) cherri_pie (1280) steven_ (1245) anotherirc3r (1073) nate (805) lettuce (692) President_Trump (667) TokenDaRing (643) BlackDevil (639)
16:26 Nick: LikedToast is now known as sharny
16:43 <steven_> !random thestig
16:43 <+Herb_Dean> [45131] T: 16:52:43 <thestig> i did what?
16:50 <sharny> chat
17:00 <sharni> Twinzies
17:03 <steven_> fuck me slinky done some work
17:13 <sharny> ;D
17:13 <sharni> He types one word per line
17:16 <steven_> !stats slinky_J
17:16 <+Herb_Dean> [slinky_J] Spoken words: 10253 (49561 letters) Commands used 0. 2605 lines and 14 actions.
17:17 <sharny> wait no
17:26 <sharny> im not a operator
17:32 <sharni> Poor you
17:38 <sharny> so no twinzies
17:53 <sharni> `voice
17:57 <sharni> Uhh wait for it
18:05 <sharny> `voice
18:28 <sharni> `voice
18:29 Mode: (by bios) +v sharni
18:34 <+sharni> Lol
18:39 <+sharni> `deop
18:40 Mode: (by bios) -o sharni
18:45 <sharny> `deop
18:48 <sharny> `deop
18:48 <sharni> There we go
18:52 <sharny> `op
18:54 <sharny> :(
18:56 <sharni> Sorry your not cool a bough
19:03 <sharni> Enough *
19:08 <sharny> `op
19:10 <sharny> `op
19:11 Kick: sharny was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
19:12 <sharni> I'm the cool twin
19:47 <sharni> `op
19:48 Mode: (by bios) +o sharni
21:43 <steven_> [22:01] (@steven_) this is my christmas tree
21:44 <steven_> [22:01] (@steven_) http://prntscr.com/9hjyda
22:46 <+sharni> A bud lol
22:50 <+sharni> Really
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23:26 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v ExperiencedSoap95
23:39 <+sharni> !slot 435
23:39 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
23:43 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
23:48 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
23:54 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 870 points, !!!
24:05 <+sharni> I always get jenspussy
24:15 <+sharni> ;)
24:15 <steven_> any good
24:25 <steven_> !slot 435
24:31 <steven_> 10 minutes
24:32 <steven_> amelia
24:34 <steven_> spin
24:40 <President_Trump> LISTEN TO THE KIDS BRO
24:54 <%+amelia> !slot 413
24:54 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
24:58 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
25:03 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
25:04 <+sharni> Ah ha
25:09 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
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25:14 <+sharni> Haha
25:16 <%+amelia> phew
25:21 <+sharni> Lol
25:39 <steven_> trump
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25:51 <+sharni> Would you like to share my winnings Amelia plenty of pussy to go around
26:07 <steven_> haah
26:14 <%+amelia> thats a hard pass
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26:16 <+Herb_Dean> nerdhacks|43662 spent 33secs in the channel
26:22 <steven_> haah
26:28 <steven_> 33 seconds was enuff
27:09 <steven_> breaker saves up logs
27:12 <+sharni> Damn ok
27:14 <steven_> and send them to jen
28:33 <+sharni> !random
28:34 <+Herb_Dean> [25962] T: 19:17:40 <sharni> Because junkies were abusing it..
28:56 <+sharni> !random
28:56 <+Herb_Dean> [71448] T: 21:01:19 <sharni> Wollongong is nice
28:59 <steven_> lol
29:03 <steven_> !random wanker
29:03 <+Herb_Dean> [11156] T: 20:47:44 <wanker> amelia
29:06 <steven_> !random wanker
29:07 <+Herb_Dean> [26652] T: 20:05:48 <wanker> hahahahaha
29:19 <+sharni> !random steven_
29:19 <+Herb_Dean> [12452] T: 18:28:52 <steven_> what about this
29:25 <steven_> !random nate
29:25 <+Herb_Dean> [35544] T: 16:18:16 <nate> Tom Jones - It's not unusual
29:47 <+sharni> !random
29:47 <+Herb_Dean> [39119] T: 19:08:20 <sharni> Lol
30:03 <steven_> !random Seymour_Butts
30:03 <+Herb_Dean> [99649] T: 15:36:36 <Seymour_Butts> bullshit
30:07 <steven_> !random wanker
30:07 <+Herb_Dean> [63913] T: 16:21:59 <wanker> he would be a good father for ur kids
30:18 <steven_> slinky?
31:28 <President_Trump> is sharni trying to steal jen's irc cock?
31:46 <+sharni> Nooooooo
32:12 <+sharni> I don't have to go on irc to get dick lmao!!
32:24 <President_Trump> bullshit
32:27 <President_Trump> thats why you are here
34:10 <President_Trump> !random sfx
34:10 <+Herb_Dean> [21428] T: [04:50] <sfx> You got no idea what's going on plivent, none of you do hahhaaha!
35:33 <+sharni> No I'm not lol
35:50 <+sharni> I'll tell you a story on how Sharni was introduced to itv
35:51 <President_Trump> you cant step outside your house without gun fire, so u come here for cock
35:59 <+sharni> Irc..
36:05 <+sharni> One
37:18 <+sharni> Almost 2 years ago I was playing Xbox and I met Steven he told everyone to go to nerdhacks.net so I did ended up liking it cause I got to annoying fucktards like you and now it has become a daily habit
37:19 <+sharni> The end
38:12 <President_Trump> yes steven_ said 'everyone go to nerdhacks.net, there is heaps of cock on there for you desperate and dateless ladies!'
38:18 <President_Trump> sharni was there in a flash
38:33 <+sharni> Nah man
38:52 <President_Trump> steven said 'high quality cock like trump'
38:53 <+sharni> Lol I went on the chat when I was in a relationship
39:00 <+sharni> I didn't need dick hahah
39:26 <President_Trump> you do, from tisk
39:30 <President_Trump> fish
39:38 <+sharni> No
39:41 <President_Trump> yes
39:44 <+sharni> I don't want any
39:59 <President_Trump> you get it from fish and breaker
40:22 <+sharni> Neh
43:15 <%+amelia> ok I'm bored
43:34 <cherri_pie> same
43:41 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
43:42 <cherri_pie> you got rid of jen
43:49 <cherri_pie> what do you expect loll
43:58 <cherri_pie> spoiled the evenings entertainment
44:06 <cherri_pie> shame on you amelia
44:08 <President_Trump> its true, amelia killed off jen and ruined irc
44:13 <cherri_pie> she did
44:26 <cherri_pie> trump has given the presidential decision on it
44:33 <%+amelia> gosh damn it
44:49 <cherri_pie> well it was a fair effort amelia you should be proud
44:57 <cherri_pie> getting rid of jen isnt easy, shes a fighter
45:03 <President_Trump> one person has ruined it for all of us
45:12 <cherri_pie> i dont think i've seen many chicks take a beating the way jen has haha
45:45 <%+amelia> she has the bruise pics to prove it
45:56 <President_Trump> a beating in the arse with a skipping rope
46:09 <President_Trump> or was that nate
46:13 <%+amelia> i blame SpunkyGay anyways
47:48 <cherri_pie> lollss amelia
48:07 <cherri_pie> im sitting this one out
48:16 <President_Trump> cherri_pie and jen are quite close
48:23 <cherri_pie> who said that?
48:30 <President_Trump> she has him listed as 'potential'
48:32 <cherri_pie> ive only spoken to her twice really
48:44 <cherri_pie> haha trump
48:51 <cherri_pie> thats the new joke going around is it
49:04 <cherri_pie> coz im the only one who hasnt met her
49:18 <cherri_pie> someone was saying that the other day
49:27 <steven_> !slot 500
49:28 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
49:32 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
49:36 <cherri_pie> its coz i have my eyes on amelia haha
49:36 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensfeet ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
49:42 <cherri_pie> :)
49:42 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensfeet ▌ jenspoostains ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
49:44 <President_Trump> you will soon enough cherri_pie, and she will get her fangs into you
49:50 <cherri_pie> ew no
50:01 <steven_> jenspoostains - was for Seymour_Butts
50:07 <President_Trump> your face will be buried in her arse
50:15 <%+amelia> jeezus trump
50:18 <steven_> someone do a slot
50:20 <%+amelia> too far
50:35 <+nate> !slart 699
50:38 <%+amelia> i always get picture images when i read
50:39 <President_Trump> your face will be buried in her arse and amelia will be massaging your groin
50:40 <steven_> f u nate
50:46 <%+amelia> and that was not a good one
50:54 <+sharni> Lol
50:55 <+nate> get trump to do it!
51:12 <+nate> he likes jens pussy
51:26 <cherri_pie> why would my face be buried in her ass?
51:26 <%+amelia> cherri_pie ignore President_Trump, he has orange hair
51:36 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllll sorry natey i didnt realise your butt pic was just for our private viewing
51:38 <cherri_pie> i can think of better places on a chick to bury my face haha
51:42 <cherri_pie> oh really
51:47 <cherri_pie> president ranga then?
51:53 <cherri_pie> haha
51:57 <+nate> its not for private viewing;D
52:01 <+nate> lol
52:03 <+sharni> Bye guys :)
52:05 Part: sharni ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
52:05 <+Herb_Dean> sharni spent 12hrs 39mins 48secs in the channel
52:08 <%+amelia> leader of the gingers
52:13 <President_Trump> !ranga
52:14 <+Herb_Dean> [67334] Q. How do you cure a ginger?
52:16 <cherri_pie> trump in the words of herb dean, are you a carrot?
52:17 <+Herb_Dean> [67334] A. Chemotherapy.
52:35 <%+amelia> nathaniel you should share you bubble butt for everyone to feast their eyes upon
52:42 <+nate> if it was for private viewing i would have had my sack in it
52:46 <%+amelia> said butt should not be hidden from the world
52:53 <+nate> lol
54:30 <President_Trump> show amelia
54:50 <%+amelia> i seen it
57:41 Nick: teddy is now known as tedz0r-gorn
58:26 <+nate> why didnt u save it mx trump
58:29 <+nate> geeez ;L
00:36 <President_Trump> ive got cock pics from when i hacked you
02:28 <+nate> what a load of nipples
02:59 <+nate> Michael Jackson - They Don't Care About Us
04:39 <steven_> hahaaha
04:59 <%+amelia> https://youtu.be/F1pB4rCz3dQ
05:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kiiara - Gold (Jun 21, 2015) Length: 3:46 - Category: Music - 3,249,766 views - 39,476 likes (99.1%), 349 dislikes (0.9%)
05:22 <%+amelia> dont care wotchu say to me ima bite your feelings outtttt
05:59 <%+amelia> and if you love me love me but you never let me gooooo
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09:27 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Harrison
15:35 <thestig> http://imgur.com/gallery/ABzliIb
16:56 <%+amelia> thats nate
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56:12 <Seymour_Butts> ahhahahaha
56:13 <Seymour_Butts> ahhahahaha
56:17 <Seymour_Butts> shteven
56:36 <Seymour_Butts> shteven
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37:40 <Seymour_Butts> shteven
37:41 <Seymour_Butts> ahhahahaha
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35:26 <badboy4641> !LIST
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39:35 <fish> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllls junkie faggots
39:48 <fish> lol @ u
40:22 <fish> Seymour_Butts is a junkie faggot
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40:37 <fish> should be semenbutts
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40:57 <fish> Seymour_Butts u faggot
41:01 <fish> wake up junkie
41:58 <fish> i have to blow my nose
42:06 <fish> but Seymour_Butts has to blow his bros
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21:35 <Seymour_Butts> fish
21:42 <Seymour_Butts> what u goin on about shitlips
32:04 <sharni> lol
32:48 <fish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn01T28I7Hg
32:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: couldnt stay away techno (Nov 9, 2015) Length: 1:25 - Category: Music - 20 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
38:47 <sharni> !slot 437
38:47 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
38:51 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
38:56 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
39:02 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
39:04 <fish> lols
39:07 <sharni> Pfft
39:10 <fish> !slot 10000000
39:10 <Herb_Dean> , please enter a valid wager between 50 and 500 points. Example: !slot 50
39:15 <sharni> Lol
39:15 <fish> !slot 10
39:15 <Herb_Dean> , please enter a valid wager between 50 and 500 points. Example: !slot 50
39:18 <fish> !slot 50
39:18 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
39:22 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
39:27 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
39:33 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 50 points, !!!
39:37 <fish> kewl
39:39 <sharni> Lol
39:53 <sharni> Jenspussy for the win
40:56 <fish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW1hv37imjw
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snow Patrol - Just Say Yes (Nov 24, 2009) Length: - Category: Music - 21,123,304 views - 62,793 likes (98.1%), 1,196 dislikes (1.9%)
43:47 <fish> !slot 100
43:58 <fish> broke it
44:00 <fish> lols
44:25 <Seymour_Butts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eSfcUzGTdk
44:29 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vinnie Paz "Is Happiness Just A Word?" feat. Yes Alexander (Official Video) (Oct 22, 2013) Length: 4:03 - Category: Music - 4,938,147 views - 40,096 likes (98.4%), 668 dislikes (1.6%)
44:39 <Seymour_Butts> !slot 420
44:39 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
44:43 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
44:48 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
44:54 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 840 points, !!!
44:59 <fish> rofl
45:01 <Seymour_Butts> oh hel yea.
45:07 <fish> !slot 500\
45:09 <fish> !slot 500
45:33 <fish> !slot sharni
46:30 <Seymour_Butts> sleep the cousin of death the bed dont work
46:45 <Seymour_Butts> i stacked it on a skateboard just before
46:50 <Seymour_Butts> fucked me knee
47:16 <sharni> Lmao
48:07 <Seymour_Butts> that not funny
48:15 <sharni> It kinda is
48:37 <sharni> It's funny that you stacked it but it's not that you fucked your knee up
49:38 <Seymour_Butts> ring ring... hello? im looking for a jock
49:41 <Seymour_Butts> last name strap
49:52 <fish> song for pollock
49:52 <Seymour_Butts> hey is there anyone here named Jock Strap
49:53 <fish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdCF_ba5BcE
50:01 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Offspring - Jennifer Lost the War (Lyrics) (Jan 30, 2011) Length: 2:33 - Category: Music - 44,510 views - 251 likes (99.2%), 2 dislikes (0.8%)
50:24 Nick: Seymour_Butts is now known as Moe-Syzslak
50:41 <Moe-Syzslak> yeah
50:53 <Moe-Syzslak> i tried dropping in on a board about 1 and half foot high
51:05 <Moe-Syzslak> bailed at the last second n pwn3d meself
51:22 <sharni> Lol
51:25 <fish> seen it all before
51:29 <fish> aah ahh
51:31 <fish> oh yeah
51:32 <fish> yeah
51:36 <fish> jennifer lost the war
51:59 <sharni> Aww yeah
52:16 <Moe-Syzslak> jennysfur
52:32 <Moe-Syzslak> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dly6p4Fu5TE
52:49 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jennifer Lopez - Jenny from the Block (Oct 3, 2009) Length: 4:05 - Category: Music - 59,065,178 views - 135,348 likes (94.5%), 7,835 dislikes (5.5%)
53:39 <Moe-Syzslak> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAC7AI-UtOE
53:44 <Moe-Syzslak> the real chooper is in this clip :D
53:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chopper Read Music Video - Night With Chopper- feat Hyjak & Torcha.flv (Jan 28, 2012) Length: 3:34 - Category: Entertainment - 17,445 views - 64 likes (95.5%), 3 dislikes (4.5%)
53:47 <Moe-Syzslak> woooooo
53:51 <Moe-Syzslak> rip chop chop~~~!!!
54:54 <sharni> Harden the fuck up
55:07 <fish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnFKaU8H4v8
55:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Live - Lakini's Juice (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 5:00 - Category: Music - 1,404,367 views - 5,370 likes (97.8%), 118 dislikes (2.2%)
55:44 <Moe-Syzslak> the only time fish is gangster is when he visits video ezy
55:47 <Moe-Syzslak> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhhahhahahahhahaa
55:55 <Moe-Syzslak> yea u like my chooper singlet
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56:02 <Moe-Syzslak> its black and sais 'htfu
56:08 <Moe-Syzslak> on the front
56:35 <Moe-Syzslak> http://i65.tinypic.com/20z4k7s.jpg
56:42 <Moe-Syzslak> this guy is gorgeous! >.<
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57:54 <Moe-Syzslak> agree sharns?¿
58:52 <Moe-Syzslak> thinkin back to my older im still rollin with mates that havnt grown or changed
59:01 <Moe-Syzslak> older days*
59:59 <Moe-Syzslak> hehe
00:07 <sharni> Nope
00:15 <Moe-Syzslak> im lookin more like Leati Joseph Anoa'i everyday!!
00:20 <Moe-Syzslak> wooooo :]]]]
00:22 <sharni> Lmao
01:10 <Moe-Syzslak> im thankful i dont need a spray tan
01:11 <Moe-Syzslak> hahaha
01:33 <Moe-Syzslak> naturally brown cuz i half new zealander
02:54 <Moe-Syzslak> do you know who Leati Joseph Anoa'i is sharni
03:11 <sharni> Nope
04:11 <Moe-Syzslak> http://i66.tinypic.com/9q8dbp.jpg
04:15 <Moe-Syzslak> thats him
04:18 <Moe-Syzslak> my idle
04:48 <sharni> You mean idol
04:50 <sharni> Lmao
06:15 <Moe-Syzslak> idle
06:29 <Moe-Syzslak> put huge bandaid on my knee :[[[[[
06:32 <cgodfx> lalal
07:15 * Moe-Syzslak slaps cgodfx around with a Riemann rearrangement theorem
07:40 Quit: Moe-Syzslak ([email protected]) Z-Lined
09:43 Mode: (by thestig) +o sharni
09:56 <thestig> loll bye moe
10:59 <sharni> Lmao
11:03 <cgodfx> about time
11:09 <cgodfx> loser...
13:05 <sharni> Wah
13:21 <fish> lol
13:23 <fish> breaker
13:25 <fish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4RjJKxsamQ
13:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scorpions - Wind Of Change (Nov 1, 2009) Length: 4:44 - Category: Music - 202,439,032 views - 670,579 likes (97.7%), 15,793 dislikes (2.3%)
15:21 <fish> lols
15:26 <fish> ya not my brother
15:33 <thestig> knock knock
15:33 <fish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwyQG6s4aC0
15:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OSAKA OZ - Real Nightmare (Jan 25, 2009) Length: 8:12 - Category: Music - 13,578 views - 133 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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20:25 <Moe-Syzslak> ..?
20:30 <Moe-Syzslak> flood?
20:33 <Moe-Syzslak> where did i flood
20:37 <Moe-Syzslak> you fucking jerkoff
20:55 <Moe-Syzslak> keep me zlined cuz i quit irc all together
21:00 <Moe-Syzslak> have a good one scums.
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34:42 <nerdhacks|52561> hi
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40:25 <Moe-Syzslak> underpants
40:39 <Moe-Syzslak> !slot 235
40:39 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
40:43 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
40:48 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
40:53 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
41:55 <Moe-Syzslak> put in a bonus game which is pin the penis on jens mouth
42:25 <Moe-Syzslak> pin the sperm splash
42:54 <Moe-Syzslak> everyones a winner
43:01 Kick: Moe-Syzslak was kicked by cgodfx (cgodfx)
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44:31 <Overlord> !slot 118
44:31 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
44:36 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, . BloodTrail
44:41 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
44:50 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
44:51 <Overlord> bullshit
45:53 <Overlord> sharni pull the slot lever, so the odds are better
47:42 <Overlord> !coins
47:48 <Overlord> !points
48:01 <Overlord> make me an account of my winings shteven you shitface
48:17 * Overlord slaps steven_ around a bit with a large trout
48:22 <cgodfx> !slot 12
48:22 <Herb_Dean> , please enter a valid wager between 50 and 500 points. Example: !slot 50
48:27 <cgodfx> !slot 99
48:27 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
48:31 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
48:36 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
48:39 <Overlord> -,-
48:42 <Overlord> and it is
48:42 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 99 points, !!!
48:45 <Overlord> ?¿
48:49 <Overlord> h3h,,
48:53 <Overlord> nice win son
49:02 <Overlord> !SLOT 451
49:41 <Overlord> !slot 332
49:51 <Overlord> Cunt
50:26 <cgodfx> !slot 100
50:32 <sharni> !slot 123
50:32 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
50:36 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
50:40 <Overlord> lolol
50:41 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
50:45 <Overlord> :-O
50:50 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 615 points, !!!
50:55 <sharni> Yay
50:55 <cgodfx> wow
50:58 <Overlord> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahaha
51:01 <cgodfx> what do the points do...
51:07 <sharni> Jena pussy for the win
51:09 <Overlord> iunno
51:11 <sharni> Jens*
51:45 <cgodfx> oh, yay.....
51:46 <Overlord> you cash them in for tisk dancing video's
52:08 <cgodfx> you can have my points.
52:25 <Overlord> !slot 485
52:33 <Overlord> fuck
52:59 <Overlord> i got a bung knee
53:37 * Overlord hits BlackDevil in the mouth with the iron-fist
55:17 * Overlord chases sharni around the channel with his black karate belt
55:29 <Overlord> o.O
56:17 <Overlord> O.o
56:29 <Overlord> !slot 232
56:55 <Overlord> ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?
57:42 <Overlord> built for the kill
58:14 <Overlord> 3--D
58:23 <Overlord> :------
58:29 <Overlord> (_))===============D
58:43 <Overlord> (_))===============D ~~~~~
58:53 <sharni> Why a karate belt
58:57 <Overlord> ({})
59:23 <Overlord> because its padded n wont hurt hehe [[[[[[[[[[[[[:
59:44 <sharni> Oh so kind of you
02:14 <Overlord> ye
02:36 <Overlord> has anyone ever told you to pull yur flaps over your head and act like a dimsim
04:07 <Overlord> !slot 457
04:18 <sharni> Nope
06:07 <Overlord> heh
07:05 * Overlord sends hordes of lemmings over sharni
07:39 <sharni> Rightio
07:50 <Overlord> i bored
10:08 <Overlord> cant play slotz -__
10:52 <Overlord> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2frJ3e0hxPE
10:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vinnie Paz - End of Days (feat. Block McCloud) [Official Music Video] (Apr 19, 2012) Length: 3:51 - Category: Music - 10,770,247 views - 78,031 likes (97.8%), 1,731 dislikes (2.2%)
12:17 <Overlord> we are being hypnotised by people like this : News readers, Politicians, Lecturers, Teachers.
13:14 <Overlord> i know about the black pope in solomans temple. :)))
14:21 <Overlord> lucifer is god in the public school system. :>>>
16:02 <BlackDevil> steven_ http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fdf_1451414206
16:07 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Accident leaves guys rolled into mechanical winch (Date: Dec-29-2015, 6 hours ago) - Views: 11352 - Played: 7914
18:16 <sharni> Lol
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36:47 * Overlord whips sharni with a mouse cord
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44:25 <sharni> !slot 345
44:25 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
44:29 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
44:34 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
44:40 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 690 points, !!!
44:47 <sharni> Pussssssssssssyyyy
46:56 <thestig> meow
47:47 <TokenDaRing> Hey thestig and sharni
48:27 <sharni> Ello
50:29 <Overlord> sharns do u play real slots?
50:52 <thestig> hi token
50:56 Mode: (by thestig) +o TokenDaRing
51:02 Mode: (by thestig) +ooo Herb_Dean Jesper Overlord
51:09 <thestig> hey sharns
55:28 <TokenDaRing> Real slots?
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15:55 <Overlord> wherez twinkle toes dave hobbsey??
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17:41 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v gopher
18:02 * gopher is a gopher
18:51 <Skirmish> No idea where Dave is. Do you use his real name because you imagine he would be upset by that?
19:03 <TokenDaRing> Who is Dave Hobbsey?
19:28 <gopher> another one of gaucis men
20:23 <TokenDaRing> I've seriously lost count at this point
20:26 Mode: (by thestig) +o Skirmish
20:35 <gopher> mehehehhee
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27:41 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Overlord
27:47 <Overlord> !slot 422
27:47 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
27:49 <Overlord> ahh yes
27:51 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, . BloodTrail
27:56 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
28:05 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
28:10 <Overlord> arghhhh
34:28 <+Skirmish> See this is why there are so few females on austnet.
34:54 <+Skirmish> Most of the guys here are relentless misogynists.
34:55 <TokenDaRing> To be fair, she did kind of make a name for herself
35:43 <+Skirmish> Surely that means they should all be being extra nice to her because she's DTF?
36:19 <TokenDaRing> That was the case before the start of last semester when I was last on here
47:16 <+Skirmish> 1 hour and 13 minutes until holidays.
48:02 <sharni> Wwweeeoooww
55:18 <thestig> !slot
55:18 <Herb_Dean> You may bet any amount of points from 50 to 500 on !slot.
55:24 <thestig> !slot 50
55:24 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
55:29 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspoostains ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
55:34 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspoostains ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
55:40 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspoostains ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
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56:15 <BlackDevil> guess you got the wrong slot
56:40 <PeardyBroBruh> yo
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58:32 <sharni> !slot 245
58:32 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
58:37 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, . BloodTrail
58:42 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
58:51 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
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31:13 <Kumiva> bumjacked
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53:30 <Kumiva> overlord is fag
53:35 <Kumiva> sniffs dirty bums
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54:06 <+Skirmish> Anyone else notice that everything that Joel types has a link to homosexual behaviour? It's obvious he is a raging homo.
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00:26 <TokenDaRing> That's because he was born in QLD
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00:52 <TokenDaRing> They can't admit they're gay, they just project it out on everyone else and attack them for it
01:15 <TokenDaRing> I'm pretty sure one day Kuniva will end up sleeping with a guy then killing him out of panic after
01:41 <slinky_J> LOL
02:17 <nate> slinky_J is that guy?
05:14 <slinky_J> :(
05:24 <TokenDaRing> I always thought it'd be Christopher
05:39 <slinky_J> as long as he injects me with the last of his drugs Ill die on a high note
06:58 <TokenDaRing> I'm pretty sure Kuniva uses the most low quality drugs on the market
07:06 <TokenDaRing> Bottle of the barrel ice user
07:09 <TokenDaRing> Bottom*
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10:38 <+Skirmish> TokenDaRing: I was born in QLD, so your theory is incorrect.
10:56 <+Skirmish> He does have serious issues with his brain though.
11:54 <TokenDaRing> Not all born here are, but damn, most people up here are fucking regressive as fuck
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17:06 <Herb_Dean> cherri_pie spent 45secs in the channel
17:19 <steven_> keke!
26:11 <steven_> <Skirmish> Surely that means they should all be being extra nice to her because she's DTF?
26:14 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooool
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27:51 <TokenDaRing> From memory, a bunch of guys were sucking up to her pretty hardcore back in July
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28:51 <slinky_J> up to whom
28:53 <steven_> yeh
28:55 <steven_> now they have fucked her
28:58 <TokenDaRing> To anotherirc3r
28:59 <steven_> im sure they are looking elsewhere
29:54 <slinky_J> ah
32:01 <sharni> Lol
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41:38 <steven_> shexo
46:24 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/xKristenReneex/videos/10153579589268429/
52:38 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/pacolliylberr/videos/583954888428573/
54:44 Mode: (by thestig) +o slinky_J
56:50 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9k5z8d
57:26 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9k5zdj
58:29 <+Abortion> http://imgur.com/gallery/DqGWabd
58:45 <thestig> lolllll
59:10 <thestig> abortion lumeah wanted a pic of u
59:18 <+Abortion> yes I noticed
59:19 <steven_> gina rineheart
59:44 <thestig> no one is that fat
00:37 <thestig> http://i.imgur.com/R3LZZkK.gifv
00:40 <thestig> abortion
01:08 <+Abortion> In america
02:58 <thestig> http://imgur.com/gallery/V5Wh7eo nate training
04:39 <TokenDaRing> Oh god, Lumeah
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04:45 <TokenDaRing> She's a desperate old hag, that one
04:55 <thestig> lol no one told me
05:25 <TokenDaRing> She was really into Pieter, if that's any indication of her taste
05:49 <thestig> wot the fuck loll
06:14 <TokenDaRing> Yeah
06:26 <TokenDaRing> She's friends with him on FB too
06:49 <Hobo> !List
07:01 <TokenDaRing> Hobo, want some cash in GTAV?
07:26 <Hobo> do u do bo3
07:39 <TokenDaRing> Sure, but you gotta do me a favour first
07:46 <Hobo> wat favour
08:00 <TokenDaRing> Tell us in detail how you would give a blow job to nate
10:28 <Overlord> me m8 had a qp
10:29 <Overlord> lols
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11:33 <Hobo> first i would obviously take his pants down quick smart. second i would stroke his penis till rock hard. third of all id start spitting on his masculine penis. four, i would slowely suck his penis untill he cums and when he cums i will make eye contact
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12:21 <Hobo> @TokenDaring
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12:37 <TokenDaRing> nate: Does this meet with your approval?
13:10 <Hobo> eye contact is big thing were i cum from
14:17 <nate> is this jens penis or mine;l
14:57 <thestig> jesus christ lol
14:58 <nate> jens is bigger, oskar told me
15:56 <Hobo> ill suck all of your penises if you give us da mods and ill throw in a reach around
16:06 <Overlord> (17:15) <Overlord> sold half of it
16:06 <Overlord> (17:15) <Overlord> 2 oz
16:06 <Overlord> (17:15) <Overlord> 640
16:06 <Overlord> (17:15) <Overlord> h3h
16:27 <Overlord> !stats
16:36 <Overlord> !slot 215
16:42 <Overlord> ?¿
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16:59 <Overlord> steve-o
17:03 <steven> ello
17:06 <Hobo> steven can u plzz mod me
17:11 <Overlord> me m8 had a qp
17:24 <Overlord> u ever buy a qp steve-o
17:24 <steven> brown poo
17:32 <+slinky_J> i ordered chicken and lamb vindaloo
17:35 <steven> i use to buy fulls
17:36 <+slinky_J> gonna poo hard
17:42 <Overlord> full p?
17:44 <steven> yeh
17:46 <Overlord> lolz
17:46 <steven> $4400
17:51 Nick: steven is now known as Steven1
17:51 <Overlord> o.O
17:57 <Steven1> it ws poo
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18:03 <Overlord> we got 3 points for $45 today
18:03 Mode: (by Rusteaux) +o steven_
18:12 <Overlord> dealer even let us toke his perso
18:17 <Overlord> lolz
18:22 <steven_> hahahaa
18:50 <Overlord> and delivered it
19:05 <Overlord> cant ask for much more imo tbh xd ...
19:43 <Overlord> my bangers on my waist, i always chamber a round when a strangers around
19:45 <Overlord> :]]]]]]
19:54 <Hobo> im waiting for someone to stick their penis in my mouth and give me mods
20:10 <Overlord> is that u fish?
20:12 <Overlord> Hobo??
20:23 <Hobo> Nah
20:27 <Overlord> ?¿
20:30 <nate> hobo how about pussy flaps for mods
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20:39 <Kumiva> bumjack
20:46 <Overlord> pull ya flaps over yur head and act like a dimsim
20:53 <Overlord> bumjack
20:55 <Kumiva> im joel
20:57 <Kumiva> i suck dicks
21:02 <Kumiva> lkols
21:04 <Overlord> projecting
21:05 <thestig> lollll
21:13 <Hobo> im a guy thoe so it looks like im gonna have to get a sex change
21:13 <Kumiva> i got raped in jai
21:18 <Kumiva> but im gay so its ok
21:39 <Overlord> they call me fucken iron-mike tyson cunt
21:41 <Overlord> lolzzz
22:00 <Kumiva> they call me limp wrist cock sucker joel
22:02 <Kumiva> joelene
22:10 <Kumiva> cum queen of the onions
22:19 <steven_> Hobo
22:20 <nate> joel is pretty cool
22:21 <steven_> how old r u
22:24 <Hobo> they call me hulk dick
22:33 <Overlord> northside onions run the whole northside of brizzy mang
22:48 <Hobo> west side rep
23:07 <steven_> hobo how old r u
23:19 <nate> hobo legal yet
23:21 <Hobo> 16
23:26 <steven_> mmK
23:29 <nate> OMG just
23:29 <Kumiva> northside onions best gay hookup great in bris
23:30 <Overlord> im gonna get on the scales
23:35 <Hobo> just the legal age
23:39 <Overlord> im weighin in for a fight
23:42 <Kumiva> im joel i weigh 150kilos
23:46 <nate> Hobo will Overlord treat u good
23:47 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooool
23:49 <Kumiva> from eating kfc everyday
24:07 <+slinky_J> kfc is yum till you feel sick from all the grease
24:08 <Hobo> im aedyn i weigh 80 kilos and im 7 foot body builder
24:09 <Overlord> 95.5kg
24:10 <Kumiva> got DD boobs from fat
24:26 Join: WonderfulComputer382 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
24:39 <Kumiva> in jail i sucked off two maoris and took on in me bum at the same time
24:48 <Hobo> i got triple x from steroids
24:52 <Overlord> but
24:59 <WonderfulComputer382> Steven can we do a private match now?
24:59 <Overlord> ive never been to jail .. ?¿
25:38 <nate> does a private match mean sexual relations
25:41 <steven_> yeh
25:45 <Overlord> im a straight jacket nigger. :]]]]]]]]
25:50 <Kumiva> i was in lockup
25:53 <Kumiva> waiting for bail
26:03 <Kumiva> guard fucken raped me
26:10 Join: TechyDerivative ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
26:19 <TechyDerivative> "Merry Christmas 🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁 and a Happy new year 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊"
26:31 <Hobo> hapens to all of us Kumiva
26:37 <WonderfulComputer382> ...
26:42 <Kumiva> https://www.facebook.com/joel.a.thompson.75
26:45 <Kumiva> thas me
26:51 <Kumiva> i'm 40 years old now
26:53 <Kumiva> born in 75
27:41 <Kumiva> add me on fb if you wanna blowie
28:13 <Overlord> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eSfcUzGTdk
28:17 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vinnie Paz "Is Happiness Just A Word?" feat. Yes Alexander (Official Video) (Oct 22, 2013) Length: 4:03 - Category: Music - 4,940,675 views - 40,112 likes (98.4%), 668 dislikes (1.6%)
28:24 <Overlord> sharni you there babs?¿
28:44 <Kumiva> sharni rejected me
28:46 <Kumiva> because im fatg
28:50 <Kumiva> fat joel she said
28:52 <Kumiva> laughed at me
28:54 <Kumiva> what aj oke
28:59 <Overlord> wat u angry bout brass?
29:02 <Kumiva> https://www.facebook.com/groups/338848499518/?ref=ts&fref=ts
29:06 <Overlord> want me to fucken chin dog cunt
29:08 <Hobo> steven
29:11 <Overlord> chin ya cunt
29:18 <Kumiva> join that group for good blowjobs and anal sex
29:27 <Overlord> faggot
29:40 <Overlord> who is david hobbs
29:48 <Overlord> ill whale that prick
29:56 <Overlord> u davey hobbs cunt
30:19 <Overlord> kiwiirc
30:37 <Overlord> u not even kiwi you fungi sloth
31:00 <Kumiva> i am joel
31:04 <Kumiva> joel thompson
31:09 <Overlord> yeah
31:11 <Kumiva> wanted criminal and butt licker
31:15 <Overlord> big cunt
31:17 <Overlord> bullshit
31:23 <Kumiva> i take baseball bats up my arse
31:30 <Overlord> i was walking home 20 minutes ago and police rolled straight past me
31:31 <Kumiva> luv a good facial too
31:50 <Kumiva> me dad jerked off over me face every nite
32:03 <steven_> yer
32:07 <steven_> anyone got a fitbit
32:14 <Overlord> steve-o
32:18 <Overlord> ban this shitlicker
32:35 <WonderfulComputer382> Steve yea i do
32:36 <thestig> i got a fit bit
32:37 <Overlord> or ill drive this cunt through a fucken wall
32:44 <thestig> loopy dog has a fit pack
32:48 <Hobo> steven u doing any lobbys today
32:50 <Kumiva> ill suck you off overlord
32:53 Mode: (by steven_) +o Overlord
32:55 <Kumiva> im joel best cock sucker in bris
33:07 <Kumiva> all the onions get sucked by me
33:16 <Kumiva> im gang bitch 4 lyfe
33:34 <Kumiva> gotta do mah make up for gang bang tonight
34:04 <Kumiva> mmmmm smooth cocks in muh arse
34:10 Kick: Kumiva was kicked by steven_ (pussy)
34:22 Join: Kumiva ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
34:28 <Kumiva> ill suck you 2 steven_
34:32 <Kumiva> suck ne cock
34:35 <WonderfulComputer382> Steve what r we doing in the custom games lobby?
34:51 <steven_> im playing legit
34:52 <steven_> so yeah
34:56 <steven_> no point of joining
34:58 <+Overlord> !slot 255
35:14 <steven_> Kumiva, use your real host instead of being a bitch
35:28 <Kumiva> im joel biggest bitch in bris
35:42 Kick: Kumiva was kicked by steven_ (.)
35:46 <WonderfulComputer382> Steve the lobby is full!:(
35:47 Join: Kumiva ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
35:49 Kick: Kumiva was kicked by steven_ (.)
35:54 <DoC> lololol
35:55 Join: Kumiva ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
36:00 <TechyDerivative> xD
36:01 <Kumiva> harder sir
36:04 <+Overlord> herby, check my nails are clipped doge im gonna chin this fairyfloss faggot fingering fuckwit
36:05 <Kumiva> please
36:06 <Kumiva> give me more
36:08 <steven_> mmK
36:09 Kick: Kumiva was kicked by steven_ (.)
36:13 Join: Kumiva ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
36:15 <Kumiva> mmmm
36:16 <Kumiva> yessss
36:30 <Kumiva> overlord is now mad
36:34 <+slinky_J> i dare you to put a chilli flake in your dick hole Kumiva
36:39 <Kumiva> beause he is a huge faggot
36:51 <Kumiva> slinky_J i will put it in my bum
36:56 <+slinky_J> nice
37:00 <steven_> only pussy dicks use kiwi irc to mask hostnames
37:05 <DoC> joshhhhhhhhhhh
37:05 Kick: Kumiva was kicked by steven_ (.)
37:05 Mode: (by steven_) +b *!*[email protected]
37:24 Mode: (by steven_) +b *!*@4a99e9ed.org
37:27 Kick: breaker was kicked by steven_ (steven_)
37:32 <Hobo> helllo steven
37:34 <steven_> hi
38:09 <Hobo> are u doing lobbies?
38:14 <steven_> im playing legit
38:18 <steven_> im playing like a normal person
38:22 <steven_> im not cheating
38:22 <TechyDerivative> nice job steven
38:25 <thestig> lolll legit
38:28 <Hobo> ohh ok good on yah
38:35 <TechyDerivative> D:
38:55 <thestig> steven u should stream it
39:04 <+Overlord> oh mang the dood had yellow stuff in his flute
39:07 <+Overlord> lolololol
39:32 <Hobo> stream it steven
39:36 <TokenDaRing> Overlord: Why are you looking at guys "flutes"?
39:49 <+slinky_J> :P
39:51 <steven_> nar
39:55 <steven_> to much hard work
39:56 <steven_> and i suck
40:09 <steven_> ill try
40:12 <+Overlord> i just like to inspect flutes
40:24 <TokenDaRing> Flute = penis
40:31 <Hobo> then send a link
40:44 <+slinky_J> sup DoC
40:50 Quit: TechyDerivative ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
40:58 <thestig> STREAmm IT ShteVen
41:10 Quit: WonderfulComputer382 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
41:45 <steven_> yeh ill try
41:49 <+Overlord> what mean by flute is glasspipe or crackpipe, sweet puff it goes by a few different names ..
41:51 <thestig> !stat
41:56 <thestig> !stats
41:59 <steven_> !tstats
42:07 <steven_> oh
42:12 <thestig> oh its not here lol
42:20 <+Overlord> i play along to the police siren
42:27 Join: Herb_Dean ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
42:31 <Herb_Dean> * IRCops: BlackDevil
42:44 <+Overlord> steve-o
42:53 <+Overlord> i got a song you should listen to
43:15 <+Overlord> its quite comical, but only if you're a gangster!
43:28 <steven_> na
43:31 <TokenDaRing> Overlord: Are you a crack junkie?
43:31 <steven_> we dont like the same shit bro
43:44 <+Overlord> it starts like this
44:11 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
44:19 <+Overlord> When i get home from work, Im fiendin for an 8ball I got crack on my mind I hear cocaine call
44:20 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: Fuck off and die
44:52 <+Overlord> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaetkdaNrp8
44:55 <+Overlord> this is the one
44:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Necro - I Need Drugs (Jan 18, 2010) Length: 4:38 - Category: Music - 22,944 views - 99 likes (90%), 11 dislikes (10%)
44:57 <+Overlord> hehehe
45:16 <thestig> deaf people love the same music
45:28 <beehhh> TokenDaRing is greviously disapointed cause his only home at warrnambool burnt to ashe wednesday
45:38 <+Abortion> ergh, fuck being sick
45:40 <TokenDaRing> I don't live in Warnambool, you useless spastic
45:42 <thestig> beeehhh can u get into melb?
45:44 <TokenDaRing> And yeah, Abortion
45:47 <TokenDaRing> Being sick sucks
45:59 <beehhh> thestig once upon a time I was
46:00 <+Abortion> yeah, looking to ruin new years
46:09 <Herb_Dean> https://www.facebook.com/1594703904141043/videos/1665014643776635/
46:14 <beehhh> its been 20 years first i got there
46:19 <thestig> !stats
46:19 <Herb_Dean> [thestig] Spoken words: 3114 (15948 letters) Commands used 0. 710 lines and 3 actions.
46:23 <TokenDaRing> I should be better by then, but I haven't been able to record shit since before Christmas
46:23 <+Overlord> i need too find me a crackpipe and im complete
46:36 <TokenDaRing> beehhh got deported from Australia
46:40 <beehhh> <TokenDaRing> I'm going to strangle you
46:40 <beehhh> <TokenDaRing> And watch your eyeballs bulge out as the life drains out of your pathetic worthless body
46:43 <+Overlord> a crackpipes my violin
46:46 <TokenDaRing> They found his meth stash
46:50 <steven_> !tstats
46:50 <Herb_Dean> [steven_] Spoken words today: 8 (32 letters) Commands used today 0. 2 lines and 0 actions.
46:52 <+Overlord> i dont know who i am ask me i couldnt say
47:03 <+Overlord> i tried to get into rehab but couldnt get admitted
47:08 <beehhh> lil bit meth can help me sleep good
47:08 <steven_> !ttop20
47:08 <Herb_Dean> Todays top 7 chatters by total spoken words: Overlord (84) beehhh (60) TokenDaRing (52) BlackDevil (24) thestig (13) Abortion (10) steven_ (9)
47:37 <+Overlord> i love to experience a patients medication
47:37 <steven_> !top20
47:40 <Herb_Dean> Top 10 chatters by total spoken words: steven_ (13129) slinky_J (10253) cherri_pie (10178) springaa (8514) sharni (7312) nate (5984) Abortion (5270) amelia (4818) BlackDevil (4490) TokenDaRing (3977)
47:44 <beehhh> !gay
47:50 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: Doesn't meth keep you up?
47:51 <steven_> !gook
47:51 <Herb_Dean> [11783] Q: What do you call a Chinese rapper?
47:54 <Herb_Dean> [11783] A: Vanilla Rice
47:57 <TokenDaRing> It's a stimulant, not a depressant
48:02 <+Overlord> i got a party to go to and Im the only one invited
48:10 <sharni> !top 10
48:11 <+Overlord> I check that whole house for that damn white mouse
48:25 <sharni> Sad face
48:25 <beehhh> TokenDaRing is a bot he just touched the met tram wire cause the centre link cuts his pension
48:44 <TokenDaRing> That makes zero sense, you poo flinging monkey
49:01 <thestig> !top10
49:06 <sharni> !top 10
49:09 <steven_> its top20
49:12 <steven_> i changed it
49:14 <sharni> !top 20
49:18 <steven_> but havnt added the 20 ye
49:19 <steven_> haha
49:24 <steven_> no space
49:30 <sharni> !top20
49:32 <sharni> Fagget
49:33 <Herb_Dean> Top 10 chatters by total spoken words: steven_ (13145) slinky_J (10253) cherri_pie (10178) springaa (8514) sharni (7320) nate (5984) Abortion (5270) amelia (4818) BlackDevil (4490) TokenDaRing (3997)
49:50 <steven_> !random wanker
49:50 <Herb_Dean> [80091] T: 23:17:05 <wanker> exactly
49:51 <sharni> It's cause I'm black aye
49:54 <steven_> !random wanker
49:54 <Herb_Dean> [5583] T: 20:09:15 <wanker> if he knew anything pollock would have to charge him
49:58 <steven_> !random wanker
49:58 <Herb_Dean> [39238] T: 20:59:18 <wanker> go up north
49:58 <+Overlord> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIb5UxHRjoQ
50:00 <steven_> !random wanker
50:00 <Herb_Dean> [56338] T: 21:18:33 <wanker> save it for sydney
50:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Immature Feat Bizzy Bone Give Up The Ghost (Jun 20, 2009) Length: 4:02 - Category: Music - 137,505 views - 850 likes (99%), 9 dislikes (1%)
50:02 <steven_> !random wanker
50:03 <Herb_Dean> [9932] T: 23:26:45 <wanker> weed is as far as u gone
50:06 <steven_> !random wanker
50:07 <Herb_Dean> [75901] T: 19:17:41 <wanker> i think we all do man
50:08 <+Overlord> i be president
50:12 <+Abortion> !random Hobo
50:12 <Herb_Dean> [11345] T: 15:28:24 <Hobo> lol
50:14 <+Overlord> its our new national anthem
50:23 <+Abortion> !random thestig
50:23 <Herb_Dean> [64075] T: 00:08:30 <thestig> haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
50:34 <+Overlord> fuck this advnace australian fair shit fuck all that shit
50:37 <thestig> lol
50:38 <+Abortion> so much laughter
50:51 <steven_> !random Hobo
50:51 <Herb_Dean> [7219] T: 17:21:15 <Hobo> Ha Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy
51:09 <+Abortion> !random steven_
51:09 <Herb_Dean> [2084] T: 02:26:21 <steven_> +s secret?
51:18 <+Abortion> !random nate
51:18 <Herb_Dean> [95114] T: 19:43:17 <nate> theDood jumping in his bath with weed
51:20 <+Overlord> I couldnt have a family
51:24 <+Abortion> !random sharni
51:24 <Herb_Dean> [32431] T: 16:53:33 <sharni> And he paid you 10g to do it
51:31 <steven_> lol
51:33 <+Abortion> !random TokenDaRing
51:33 <Herb_Dean> [76461] T: 13:02:30 <TokenDaRing> Sometimes it lags a bit though so if it doesn't come, just keep Pming
51:34 <+Overlord> Sorta thing that can be used against, Ya know?¿
51:35 <beehhh> i heard TokenDaRing farted after had indian kebabs near footscray station and blew the exploded truck filled with LPG gas
51:47 <+Abortion> !random KFC_BBL
51:47 <Herb_Dean> [78270] T: 20:37:05 <KFC_BBL> LOOOOL @ sharni
51:55 <+Abortion> I never saw that
52:02 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: I don't live in Melbourne
52:04 <+Abortion> is that the only think KFC_BBL has said?
52:09 <TokenDaRing> It's BRISBANE, jesus fucking christ
52:25 <beehhh> i show ya pic of brissie
52:48 <+Overlord> i am a jihadist
53:00 <beehhh> http://il9.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/8194489/thumb/1.jpg
53:22 <beehhh> terrorist act in franco cuzzo, migale migale migale
53:23 <+Overlord> lolz
53:33 <+Overlord> everyone wants to be in brisvegas
53:45 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: Is that the building in Toowong that had its roof ripped off last year?
53:48 <+Overlord> goldcoast
53:52 <+Overlord> 1 hrs drive
53:57 <beehhh> indeed it was
53:58 <+Overlord> stick that in ya undies
54:01 <TokenDaRing> Because I live like, half a kilometre from that building
54:21 <TokenDaRing> My fiancee saw the roof on the road when she was coming back from work
54:30 <+Overlord> lets walk the streets in sydney and get shot down
54:31 <beehhh> I hope next building is yours TokenDaRing
54:33 <+Overlord> LOLOLOLOLOL
54:46 <TokenDaRing> I'll be ok beehhh, my building is new
54:51 <TokenDaRing> That one was pretty old IIRC
55:02 <TokenDaRing> No need to worry, friend :)
55:12 <beehhh> they just had recent renovation with indian students money
55:28 <+Overlord> melbourne ive been to once and i was in FRANKSTON and couldnt wait to leave the shithole
55:49 <TokenDaRing> Oh, beehhh, this is your village back home: http://i.imgur.com/p6TCjLM.jpg
55:52 <beehhh> best part in victoria is goats island
56:09 <+Overlord> frankston. the only place u can park your car, and wake in the mourning to your gas tank SYPHONED
56:36 <beehhh> im going back there in 9 days TokenDaRing
56:57 <beehhh> you'll have my shadow be gentle on him, he moving to brissie
56:58 <TokenDaRing> Try not to fall asleep on the train tracks!
57:20 <+Overlord> 2foot long piece of garden hose down the tank suck up spit into fuel can and repeat
57:40 <TokenDaRing> Breaker lives in Frankston, I bet
57:45 <TokenDaRing> Sounds like his kind of place
58:26 <beehhh> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilfrid_Laurier_University -- i will apply there for my MSc and Phd in OB/HRM 5 years
58:27 <sharni> Lol
58:50 <+Overlord> ive found that plumbers glue would give abos some class for 8.95 u can get a bottle, and its stronger than any paint
59:15 Join: King ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
59:30 <+Overlord> i had a wiff and nearly collapsed
59:45 <King> Was up Steven
00:10 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTy9YOPVNow
00:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brisbane Lightning Storm 2015 Timelapse (Nov 29, 2015) Length: 3:36 - Category: Film & Animation - 25,313 views - 28 likes (96.6%), 1 dislikes (3.4%)
00:19 <sharni> !slot 123
00:20 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
00:23 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
00:28 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
00:29 <sharni> Pussy pussy pussy
00:32 <+Abortion> http://imgur.com/gallery/anXlBjf
00:34 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ jensmouth ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 123 points, !!!
00:39 <sharni> Yasss
00:41 <+Overlord> ooooo
00:42 <+Overlord> wtf
00:48 <beehhh> flood is better than bushfire
00:49 <sharni> Lol
00:52 <+Overlord> !slot 441
00:52 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
00:56 <+Overlord> here goes
00:56 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
00:57 <+Overlord> he he
01:01 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensfeet ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
01:06 <+Overlord> LO<LOLOLOLOLOLOLO~~~~~~~~~~
01:07 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensfeet ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
01:21 <+Abortion> Take the knickers to japan
01:24 <TokenDaRing> beehhh: that video was recorded from my building
01:25 <+Abortion> you'd get plenty there
01:36 <TokenDaRing> My windows open up to the same view
01:52 <+Overlord> FREE JENS!!!
01:53 <+Overlord> FREE JENS!!!
02:04 <+Abortion> LET JESUS INTO YOUR ANUS
02:04 <TokenDaRing> That's really recent too, the apartments over the rail line are built in it
02:10 <beehhh> http://i2.wp.com/bitcast-a-sm.bitgravity.com/slashfilm/wp/wp-content/images/waterworld.png
02:28 <+Overlord> slinky_J
02:47 <beehhh> i will sent you & norel love letters from canada, TokenDaRing
02:49 <+Overlord> i bumjacked all 3 heros with PaLPaTiNe
02:51 <+Overlord> lolzzzzz
02:59 <TokenDaRing> Hey beehhh, have you seen your UFO friends lately?
03:00 <+Overlord> emperor palpatine~~
03:29 <+Overlord> slinky brav learn to play leia she is de best hero
03:30 <beehhh> there are few of them
03:49 <+Overlord> when ever i leia auto win 4 team
04:02 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpkVHg5DnKk
04:05 <+slinky_J> im level 30 now
04:06 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mysterious UFO / OVNI Lights Over Pampanga, Phillipines / Multiple Witnesses! (Apr 30, 2015) Length: 1:45 - Category: Science & Technology - 295,463 views - 241 likes (77.5%), 70 dislikes (22.5%)
04:08 <+Overlord> !slot 361
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04:22 <+Overlord> 30
04:25 <+Overlord> lolz?
04:32 <+slinky_J> upgraded my jumppack and upgraded explosive shot
04:47 <+Overlord> get to 50 and u can unlock black imperial stromtrooper skin
04:53 <+slinky_J> yeah werd
04:56 <+Overlord> i saw one in a game i was in
05:06 <+Overlord> he was chin'n cunts allday
05:07 <+slinky_J> haha yeah seen a bunch
05:09 <+slinky_J> lol
05:12 <beehhh> but brissie better than texas
05:21 <+slinky_J> i want more aliens
05:29 <+slinky_J> and cooler troopers
05:34 <+Overlord> lolz
05:40 <+Overlord> i only rank 20
05:59 <+Overlord> 33k money i bought 1 skin it was like 2k
06:03 <+Overlord> broke me bank :<<
06:35 <+Overlord> tell ya who i h8 bein
06:43 <+Overlord> b0ba-f3tt
06:52 <+Overlord> hes is a loser imoz
07:17 <+Overlord> oh bravs
07:26 <+Overlord> i stacked this sk8board earlier
07:38 <+Overlord> right infront of the dealer
07:44 <+Overlord> hes like u ok man
08:01 <+Overlord> rattled myself looked like circus clown
08:18 <beehhh> http://www.skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2015/12/29/one-reported-dead-in-footscray-crash.html
09:13 <+Overlord> but yeah
09:15 Join: nerdhacks|5138 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
09:19 <+Overlord> thats how us players roll :]]
09:27 <nerdhacks|5138> hi
09:34 <+Overlord> hey man wants a money drop!?
09:39 <+Overlord> god mode mayb?
09:44 <nerdhacks|5138> yes
09:46 <+Overlord> pm TokenDaRing he will hook you up
10:03 <nerdhacks|5138> whats ur whats ur gamer tag
10:09 <nerdhacks|5138> yes
10:31 <+Overlord> mine?
10:37 <TokenDaRing> Overlord will hack your game if you give him a blow job
10:40 <+Overlord> PooParticles101
10:45 <nerdhacks|5138> yea I wanna cash drop
10:46 <TokenDaRing> He loves tight man arse too
10:59 <beehhh> so tight?
11:15 <TokenDaRing> Yes, 15 year old boy tight I'm told
11:23 * Overlord slaps steven_ around with a pink Macintosh
11:23 <steven_> so tight so tight
11:32 <+Overlord> stevie ray he wants a drop
11:50 <nerdhacks|5138> yea
11:56 <steven_> haha
11:59 <+Overlord> ill do it
12:04 <+Overlord> ill drop my guts for you
12:13 <+Overlord> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:16 <steven_> keke~
12:21 <steven_> kunny
12:45 <nerdhacks|5138> u trolling me?
12:52 <+Overlord> i sorry
12:54 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ72p_4eFSE
12:56 <steven_> watch that
12:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LOLLLL (Sep 2, 2015) Length: 1:46 - Category: Gaming - 180 views views - 8 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:05 <+Overlord> nup
13:08 <+Overlord> no can do
13:29 <nerdhacks|5138> ok but can I have a money drop yho
13:39 <+Overlord> !slot 545
13:46 <+Overlord> !slot 230
13:48 <nerdhacks|5138> tho*
13:54 <+Overlord> crap
14:12 <+Overlord> sharni is hiding this evening
14:21 <+Overlord> :[
14:28 <sharni> I'm in me car
14:43 <sharni> Beep beep
14:47 <+Overlord> run over someone
15:01 <sharni> Hmm
15:01 <TokenDaRing> steven_: That guy sounds mad
15:04 <sharni> Better not
15:04 <nerdhacks|5138> I tried to friend u
15:06 <TokenDaRing> He's mad over a video game
15:21 <sharni> Lol
15:24 <steven_> www.twitch.tv/nerdhackzz
15:24 <+Overlord> let me drive
15:33 <+Overlord> im like... suicide driver
15:43 <beehhh> 39 in melb 2mrrw
15:44 <+Overlord> ive been airborn. put it that way
15:46 <+Overlord> LOLOLOLOLOL
16:10 <nerdhacks|5138> bro? whats ur gamertag
16:24 <+Overlord> nearly killed myself and 4 other people in a highspeed crash
16:38 <+Overlord> the good old days
16:54 <nerdhacks|5138> hello
16:57 Join: Djtimeless69 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
17:22 <+Overlord> did a mad donut at the RSL and almost ran down a off duty policeman
17:30 <Djtimeless69> Can we start
17:40 <+Overlord> aaaaaahahahaahhaha
17:49 <nerdhacks|5138> dude
17:52 <+Overlord> oi stevo
17:56 <sharni> Lol
18:02 <+Overlord> take off me slot cooldown cuntface
18:27 <+Abortion> lol addiction
18:37 <sharni> Is that how bad you want to win Jens pussy
18:46 <+Overlord> wat
18:53 <sharni> Nothing nothing
18:54 <+Overlord> mine comes up sharnis pussy
18:55 <+Abortion> When I proposed the game to steven_, I was wondering how much people would use it
19:05 <+Overlord> ??
19:07 <+Abortion> play on the addiction thing
19:11 <nate> !slot anal006
19:12 <sharni> Well you will never win that
19:16 <sharni> Lol
19:24 <+Overlord> oh so its up for grabs
19:28 <+Overlord> who will put it all on the line
19:43 <+Overlord> :]]]?¿
19:56 <sharni> Send me all your bets
19:59 <+Abortion> I'm the obvious choice ;)
20:09 <+Overlord> to 'win' -> ({})
20:15 * sharni receives money and leaves irc forever
20:36 <nerdhacks|5138> yo
20:40 <+Overlord> you can only cash them in for tisk dance videos
20:43 <sharni> You hoe
20:53 <sharni> Shit :/
20:56 <sharni> That's sucks
20:59 <+Abortion> man jelly bellies are so nice
21:02 <TokenDaRing> Tisk needs to do more dance videos
21:08 <TokenDaRing> He could really be a youtube superstar
21:09 <+Abortion> 1.8kg is dangerous
21:09 <+Overlord> yes he does
21:21 <sharni> Lol
21:29 <TokenDaRing> Then he'll win the heart of anotherirc3r
21:36 <+Abortion> lol
21:42 <+Overlord> he told me he was doing one not long ago i persued for a link but nothing came of it..
21:50 <+Abortion> I'll just do more hair spinning vids
22:13 <TokenDaRing> Hahahah beehhh is giving wookie shit in #syd
22:16 <TokenDaRing> It's hilarious
22:19 <+Overlord> lololololololololol
22:22 <+Overlord> let meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
22:27 Nick: Overlord is now known as SmackieFathouse
23:08 <+SmackieFathouse> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahah
23:36 <+SmackieFathouse> i made her leave #casino
23:45 <+SmackieFathouse> hahaa.
24:15 Nick: SmackieFathouse is now known as Smacqueline
24:45 <+Smacqueline> (18:24)  (SmackieFathouse) changes nick to (Smacqueline)
24:45 <+Smacqueline> (18:24) <+Sara-Serina> fuck off joel
24:48 <+Smacqueline> :]]
25:29 <+Smacqueline> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdVn3jg9Yfc
25:34 <+Smacqueline> this song got me on the level ay
25:34 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bizzy Bone - One Night Stand (Apr 17, 2008) Length: 4:55 - Category: Music - 217,439 views - 756 likes (97%),
25:42 Quit: nerdhacks|5138 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
25:53 <+Smacqueline> wish teh speakers were 7.1 cant bothered connecting :(
27:15 <beehhh> shoplifters
29:06 <+slinky_J> Smacqueline howcome you have so much dosh in battlefront?
29:26 Nick: Smacqueline is now known as OvALorD
29:33 <+OvALorD> o<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:Do<:
29:40 <+OvALorD> o<:D
30:18 <+OvALorD> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dfFsq8pt8w
30:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bizzy Bone - Nobody Can Stop Me (Jun 27, 2007) Length: 4:19 - Category: Music - 2,356,455 views - 8,734 likes (97.8%), 196 dislikes (2.2%)
30:27 <+OvALorD> slinky_J
30:37 <+OvALorD> i have only bought 1 gun and 1 skin
30:45 <+OvALorD> and just keep savin
30:49 <+slinky_J> n ur rank 20
30:53 <+slinky_J> why u saving?
30:54 <+OvALorD> my team wins most games
31:14 <+OvALorD> iunno
31:20 <+slinky_J> i got all guns
31:21 Quit: Djtimeless69 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
31:24 <+slinky_J> most of the cards
31:28 <+OvALorD> heh
31:35 <+OvALorD> i dont even use the card
31:42 <+slinky_J> whuuuut
31:49 <+OvALorD> i just use the starting thermal detonator
32:03 <+slinky_J> i have a class with that and impact grenade
32:06 <+slinky_J> and um
32:07 <+OvALorD> and i got this stupid pulse cannon that i dont use either
32:13 <+slinky_J> cooling cell card
32:26 <+slinky_J> no not cooling cell scan
32:36 <+slinky_J> oh pulse is good
32:37 <+OvALorD> i like leia the most out of all the heros
32:39 <+slinky_J> u charge it up
32:42 <+slinky_J> BAM
32:54 <+OvALorD> u can just keep respawning health
33:05 <+OvALorD> and her gun chins em spesh the pistola
33:57 <+OvALorD> next i reckon han solo
34:05 <+OvALorD> i h8 being imperial
34:06 <+slinky_J> she's my least favourite
34:09 <+slinky_J> why
34:33 <+OvALorD> um
34:37 <+OvALorD> i h8 boba fett
34:47 <+slinky_J> aw
34:52 <+OvALorD> palp is =ok= but yea
35:02 <+OvALorD> palp can get rolled easy alone
35:23 <+slinky_J> depends how well you play
35:26 <+OvALorD> ye
35:29 <+slinky_J> mmm
35:41 <+OvALorD> need 2 stick 2 getha
35:41 <+slinky_J> sometimes i own with him sometimes im dead in moments
35:43 <+slinky_J> lol
36:04 <+OvALorD> when some good cunt locks onto you with lightsaber its fucked
36:09 <+slinky_J> i still think it's a bit glitchy when you have a couple people on you as a hero
36:15 <+slinky_J> like it's not fluid enough
36:18 <+OvALorD> perfect timing, Whaled in a couple seconds
36:49 <+slinky_J> haha
36:50 <+OvALorD> man sometimes i dont even hit one of my button like the grenade
36:53 <+OvALorD> he just throws one by himself
36:58 <+slinky_J> lol
37:17 Join: cherri_pie ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
37:30 Part: cherri_pie ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
37:30 <Herb_Dean> cherri_pie spent 13secs in the channel
37:39 <+OvALorD> i got a 8 person killstreak with luke
38:08 Join: Ripstaa ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
39:34 <+OvALorD> !slot 279
39:34 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
39:38 <+OvALorD> ahh yes..
39:39 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
39:44 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensfeet ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
39:50 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensfeet ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
39:53 <+OvALorD> er
40:04 <+slinky_J> been hitting up Turning point a bit
40:35 <+OvALorD> kool
40:53 <+OvALorD> i got on elder scrolls but i duno where 2 go :[
41:29 <+OvALorD> hes a good reason slinky for my savin battlefront coins
41:50 <+OvALorD> on elder scrolls i saved up 10,000 and bought a horse mount.
42:02 <+OvALorD> from start to whre im upto
42:08 <+OvALorD> i got 100 coin left in it
42:38 <+OvALorD> but i ran fast with a whores o<:D
43:21 <+OvALorD> get on ps4 b-f slinky_J
43:28 <+OvALorD> ps4 out does the gaybox
44:04 <+OvALorD> !slot 500
44:19 <sharni> !slot 369
44:19 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
44:23 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
44:26 <+slinky_J> got arkham knight in the ps4 atm
44:26 <+OvALorD> hope u lose
44:28 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
44:34 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ jensass ▌ jensfeet ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
44:36 <+OvALorD> ahhaha
44:38 <+OvALorD> shiteater
44:39 <sharni> Oh well
44:47 <sharni> Can't win it all
44:58 * OvALorD slaps sharni with Ozzy Osbourne
45:12 <sharni> Lol that would be weird
45:46 <DoC> `setuser slinky_J level 5
45:53 <DoC> loool
46:01 <DoC> -bios- slinky_J is not currently in the #nerdhacks database
46:14 <DoC> `access *
47:09 <DoC> `adduser slinky_J 5
47:27 Quit: Exo ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
47:43 <+OvALorD> doc is like one of those clowns at the royal show when the penis's come out
48:04 <+OvALorD> u no u put the balls in its mouth
48:08 <+OvALorD> aaaaaahahahahahahhaa
48:17 <DoC> fuck off joel pedo
48:47 <sharni> Lol
48:52 <+OvALorD> go bumjack sheamus
48:58 <+OvALorD> tater tot
49:03 <DoC> go bumjack roboingham
49:32 <steven_> haha
49:48 <sharni> Blah
49:49 <steven_> shads has random outbreaks of robert ingham
49:57 <sharni> Aw yeah
50:02 <sharni> !random
50:02 <Herb_Dean> [21176] T: 16:14:21 <sharni> Beep beep
50:19 <DoC> looooooooooool @ wayno
50:26 <+OvALorD> lols
50:31 <+OvALorD> beep beepz
50:38 <steven_> !seen shadsam
50:38 <Herb_Dean> I found no results for your LastSeen query.
50:47 <+OvALorD> sharni wouls beep at me she went past me as im walking
51:09 <+OvALorD> !slot 119
51:17 <DoC> [00:41] <Osskkaarr> i will say... not that it matters to anyone.. but least i cried out there... no one cares anwyay.. make of me of me if you must... I was sexually abused when i was a kid and i can;'t handle it 30 years on.
51:18 <DoC> [00:41] <Osskkaarr> so fuck all you cunts!
51:27 <+OvALorD> !nigger
51:27 <Herb_Dean> [95370] Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
51:30 <Herb_Dean> [95370] A: Rasin Brand.
51:37 <+OvALorD> er
51:40 <+OvALorD> that sucked
51:50 <+OvALorD> wat u call a abo swimming in a lake
52:02 <+OvALorD> black current
52:03 <+OvALorD> LOLOLOL
52:05 Quit: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) Quit: DED
52:08 <+OvALorD> gtg
52:47 <+OvALorD> !skit 243
52:59 <+OvALorD> !slot 254
53:27 <sharni> Pfft
53:31 <+OvALorD> !ranga
53:31 <Herb_Dean> [17668] Q. What's the difference between a dead possum on the road and a dead ginger?
53:34 <Herb_Dean> [17668] A. The possum was probably on its way to meet friends!
53:42 <+OvALorD> lols
53:46 <+OvALorD> ,__,
53:54 <+OvALorD> im seeing double at the moment
53:59 <+OvALorD> its hard to type
54:37 <+OvALorD> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvgIMeGHOsI
54:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bizzy Bone - Fried Day (May 20, 2007) Length: 4:36 - Category: Music - 3,355,991 views - 14,993 likes (96.9%), 473 dislikes (3.1%)
55:00 <+OvALorD> i have operator access
55:56 * OvALorD looks at 'Self-Destruct' button, what dat do?¿o<:D
57:20 <+OvALorD> sharni is like a female redback spider, once shes finished bumjacking she KILLS U
57:56 <+OvALorD> ;/
58:06 <+OvALorD> \;
58:41 <+Abortion> Doesn't matter. Had sex.
58:50 <+Abortion> >Animal Kingdom
59:00 <+OvALorD> ye
59:14 Join: Exo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
59:20 <+OvALorD> exho
59:27 <+OvALorD> hey mr bumjack
59:30 Mode: (by bios) +o Exo
00:10 Join: nerdhacks|5138 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
00:18 <nerdhacks|5138> hello
00:30 <+Abortion> Guten tag mein herr
01:00 <nerdhacks|5138> anyone modding?
01:11 <+OvALorD> nup
01:16 <+Abortion> Bist du ein karotte?
01:25 <DoC> nerdhacks|5138, yes please /msg slinky_J for mods
01:55 Nick: OvALorD is now known as SemiTheTurk
02:03 <+SemiTheTurk> im fucken semi cunt
02:05 <nerdhacks|5138> ok
02:44 <+Abortion> etwas
03:04 <nerdhacks|5138> how often slinky respond
03:09 <+SemiTheTurk> hahaah me mate
03:12 <+SemiTheTurk> u know this main
03:14 <+SemiTheTurk> lolololo
03:28 <+SemiTheTurk> fresh desert grown bud
03:33 <+SemiTheTurk> oasis
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15:44 Nick: SemiTheTurk is now known as Sharniva
18:58 * Sharniva beautifies sharni with some knuckle duster imprints
21:33 <sharni> Lol
21:57 <+Abortion> Knuckle duster parlour
22:07 <sharni> Lmao
23:21 <sharni> !slot 369
23:21 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
23:25 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, . BloodTrail
23:30 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
23:39 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspoostains ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
23:46 <+Abortion> ouch
23:48 <sharni> Eh
23:53 <sharni> Almost
23:56 * Abortion empties the slot machine
24:02 <sharni> I almost had the pussy
24:30 <+Abortion> Maybe you should develop the pussy trap
24:43 <steven_> !slot 500
24:43 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
24:46 <thestig> !slot 31
24:46 <Herb_Dean> , please enter a valid wager between 50 and 500 points. Example: !slot 50
24:47 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
24:48 <+Abortion> Try 50 shades of grey as bait
24:52 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
24:58 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensknickers ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
25:00 <thestig> !slot 70
25:00 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
25:04 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensfeet ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
25:09 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensfeet ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
25:15 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensfeet ▌ jensass ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 70 points, !!!
25:41 <thestig> duno if i win or not
25:42 * Abortion develops the pussy trap
25:54 <+Abortion> Hmm, so apparently perfume is good
26:38 <+Abortion> So far, my trap is: a bear trap, a 50 shades of grey book, and perfume on the trap
27:02 <+Abortion> What perfume do people here recommend?
27:08 <steven_> CK
27:16 <+Abortion> ah
27:18 <steven_> oh for you
27:21 <steven_> britney spears
27:23 <+Abortion> no for the trap
27:45 <TokenDaRing> If you want it to smell like baby prostitute, anything by Katy Perry
28:03 <+Abortion> amelia isn't here, so sharni, what perfume do you like on a man?
28:34 <+Abortion> well, jen also isn't here, she'd probably be the best source
28:52 <TokenDaRing> Abortion: I suspect Jen would be happy with a man who reeked of dead fish
29:03 <+Abortion> Hmm thats not general purpose enough
29:12 Mode: (by thestig) +vvv beehhh cherri_pie EazyE
29:16 Mode: (by thestig) +vvv Herb_Dean Ripstaa TokenDaRing
29:19 Mode: (by thestig) +ooo Herb_Dean Ripstaa TokenDaRing
29:33 <+Abortion> maybe I should just pick an expensive perfume that people actually know the smell of
29:35 <+TokenDaRing> I mean, she DID go meet Tisk, after all
29:44 Mode: (by thestig) -o Ripstaa
29:44 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) -o thestig
29:54 Mode: (by TokenDaRing) +o thestig
30:00 <thestig> ty
30:06 Mode: (by thestig) +o cherri_pie
30:13 Mode: (by thestig) +o nate
30:14 <beehhh> im going enroll at university of vagina
30:45 <sharni> Lol
30:46 <+TokenDaRing> beehhh: Why are shemales better than women?
30:50 <+Abortion> sharni: So yeah, what I was describing is roughly how I think most males think. Well, without the bear trap
31:16 <beehhh> because they care for you
31:17 <sharni> What You on about
31:24 <+TokenDaRing> So do women, beehhh
31:30 <+Abortion> Oh see I was developing a pussy trap
31:38 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
31:38 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v amelia
31:41 <beehhh> i dont know
31:42 <+Abortion> ah
31:48 <+Abortion> amelia: What perfume do you like on a guy?
31:55 <beehhh> http://www.txxx.com/videos/788745/ladyboy-many-in-cumlicking-bareback-cim/?promo=11914
31:59 <sharni> Lol perfume on a guy is kinda gay
31:59 <beehhh> watch this TokenDaRing
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32:07 <sharni> Stick to the lynx
32:08 <sharni> Lmao
32:10 <amelia> Cologne?
32:15 <+TokenDaRing> ROFL lynx
32:19 <sharni> Ehh thats better
32:21 <+TokenDaRing> That's what teenage boys wear
32:25 <+Abortion> lynx, thats what I thought was cool when I was 12
32:27 <beehhh> tester at shops
32:27 <sharni> Smells good
32:28 <+TokenDaRing> Lynx is basically bogan deoderant
32:35 <amelia> ahahahaahah nooooo not lynx
32:37 <sharni> It's deodorant
32:38 <beehhh> why bother buying
32:44 <sharni> Lol
32:49 <+Abortion> So Eau de Toilette?
32:55 <+TokenDaRing> sharni: It's not really, it's just strong scent to cover up BO
32:56 <sharni> Perfume is just to much
32:59 <beehhh> I dont like malcom turnbull as a PM
33:02 <+TokenDaRing> It doesn't stop persperiation or anything
33:04 <sharni> Maybe it's just me
33:08 <amelia> i love a boy that smells gud
33:09 <sharni> Yea
33:12 <sharni> Same
33:12 <amelia> lynx doesn't smell gud
33:21 <+TokenDaRing> Lynx smells horrible
33:22 <sharni> But not like strong smell
33:23 <+Abortion> amelia: I was devising a pussy trap
33:24 <beehhh> i love shemales
33:29 <amelia> i dunno wot my ex wore i jus know it was in a blue bottle
33:38 <+cherri_pie> cool water
33:47 <+TokenDaRing> I've got like, three I like
33:49 <sharni> I only like one Lynx spray and one playboy one
33:54 <+Abortion> So far, bear trap, 50 shades and some kind of cologne on the trap
33:59 <+TokenDaRing> Sultan, Joop for men and another I can't remember the name of
33:59 <amelia> he had this yummy cotton candy smelling stuff he'd put thru his beard too
34:02 <+TokenDaRing> Lemme go check
34:09 <sharni> Ohh sounds good
34:17 <+Sharniva> MELIES
34:25 Nick: Sharniva is now known as Celery
34:30 <+Celery> hey melies. tt's
34:31 <+cherri_pie> best lynx is chocolate temptation
34:35 <amelia> ahahaha
34:42 <+Abortion> Back in the day I like africa
34:44 <+TokenDaRing> There are no good lynx scents
34:45 <beehhh> semen were swimming in her pool
34:46 <+TokenDaRing> They're all shit
34:48 <+cherri_pie> africa wasnt bad either
34:49 <sharni> Mnm now I feel like celery and cream cheese
34:52 <+cherri_pie> those are the classics
35:00 <+TokenDaRing> Lynx basically tells women you're a manchild
35:14 <+Abortion> apparently some women don't realise the significance of that
35:26 <+Abortion> Horses for courses
35:26 <beehhh> http://www.theperfumeshop.com/CHANEL/ALLURE-HOMME-%C3%89DITION-BLANCHE/Eau-de-Toilette-Concentr%C3%A9e/p/63940EDTJU
35:30 <+cherri_pie> only if you consider that the best most sophostocated aftershave you own
35:40 <+cherri_pie> mot people have advanced since then
35:42 <+TokenDaRing> Sharni likes Home and Away, her taste does not have a good reputation
35:43 <amelia> i jus googled
35:47 <amelia> it was Versace
35:50 <sharni> Lmao
35:57 <sharni> Leave home and away out of this ok
35:58 <+cherri_pie> lynx is only good as a body spray on your clothes
36:04 <sharni> Yea
36:05 <+Abortion> I don't bother anymore. I just use deodorant for reducing sweating
36:13 <+Abortion> aluminium 4 me
36:18 <+cherri_pie> its not really meant to be used as an aftershave or anything
36:31 <+TokenDaRing> Lynx isn't really meant to be used once you're an adult
36:32 <amelia> smell is a big thing
36:37 <+TokenDaRing> It's basically Impulse for boys
36:38 <+cherri_pie> who still uses roll on deodorant
36:40 <+cherri_pie> lolll
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36:40 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v IndefatigablePen303
36:41 <sharni> Lmao
36:43 <amelia> if a boy walks past smelling nice, i will notice
36:44 <+cherri_pie> that stuff is so bad
36:53 <+cherri_pie> i smell like a bar of soap
36:59 <amelia> ahaha
37:02 <beehhh> hawt shemales
37:02 <+cherri_pie> iv got so many toiletries
37:08 <sharni> Lol
37:11 <+cherri_pie> shampoo, bodywash, dedorant, aftershave
37:17 <+Abortion> I don't, it all looks like a rat race to me
37:19 <+cherri_pie> soap even
37:29 <beehhh> tooth paste and tooth brush i buy
37:30 <+slinky_J> jees
37:34 <+cherri_pie> whats a good soap for girls?
37:40 <+cherri_pie> palmolive isnt bad
37:41 <+TokenDaRing> Abortion: I know some women who love Joop for Men
37:42 <beehhh> to get rid off the meth odor
37:44 <+cherri_pie> or dove
37:49 <amelia> i like the exfoliating ones
37:52 <+TokenDaRing> However, my fiancee finds that a bit strong
37:56 <amelia> not the actual bars
38:02 <+cherri_pie> iv seen a few of those i think, theyre nice
38:02 <+Abortion> I use shower gel like thing because it doesn't form soap scum so easily
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38:10 <amelia> like the shower gel ones
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38:25 <+TokenDaRing> Sultan Black for men is pretty decent, subtle but very nice
38:27 <+cherri_pie> ive been using shower gel since i bought my first lynx haha
38:29 <+TokenDaRing> Not too strong
38:33 <+slinky_J> i like QV wash
38:39 <+cherri_pie> radox is pretty good
38:46 <amelia> http://img.tesco.com/Groceries/pi/208/5000101845208/IDShot_540x540.jpg
38:49 <+cherri_pie> so is palmolive for shower gels
38:55 <amelia> this makes you tingle
38:55 <+cherri_pie> they have really luxurious scents
39:04 <+Abortion> Oh one gel I bought had menthol
39:11 <+cherri_pie> the worst shower gel is anything mint
39:13 <+Abortion> that was a bit weird when I went to wash my ass
39:16 <+cherri_pie> yeh those are bad
39:21 <+cherri_pie> they actually make you sting
39:27 <+cherri_pie> especially in genital areas
39:27 <amelia> the strawberry palmolive exfoliating one is yummy
39:37 <amelia> n the coconut scrub
39:41 <+cherri_pie> coconut is my fav
39:49 <+cherri_pie> especially that pallolive one
39:56 <+cherri_pie> blah my typing today
39:57 <amelia> the mint one didn't sting for me
40:02 <amelia> jus FuN TiNGLeS
40:06 <+cherri_pie> lollll
40:08 <+slinky_J> down there tingles
40:14 <beehhh> http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/files/2011/09/Cambodia-Boy-Suckling-Cow1.jpg
40:15 <+cherri_pie> it stung me like a mofo
40:15 <amelia> bwahahahaha
40:17 <sharni> I like using the dettol body wash.. I have thing about being clean lmao
40:22 <+cherri_pie> down there as well
40:26 <+TokenDaRing> beehhh: Fuck off
40:32 <+cherri_pie> dettol bodywash?
40:38 <sharni> Lol every were in general
40:42 <+cherri_pie> i dunno about that, you dont wanna smell like a hospital
40:49 <sharni> Where
40:52 <+cherri_pie> dettol handwash maybe
40:55 <sharni> Lol no it's nice
40:55 <+cherri_pie> not bodywash
41:01 <sharni> There's proper ones
41:08 <+cherri_pie> dettol was so cool as a kid
41:10 <amelia> yah should only use femfresh down there anyway
41:12 <+Abortion> being germophobic is how you untrain your immune system
41:12 <amelia> haha
41:17 <+cherri_pie> remember you'd fill up the sink and drop some dettol in it
41:22 <+cherri_pie> and the water would change colout
41:25 <+cherri_pie> loll
41:33 <+cherri_pie> thats how i did it anyway
41:37 <beehhh> TokenDaRing why dont you find a job in gold coast managing brothels
41:40 <amelia> ahahahahaha
41:42 <+cherri_pie> we were poor so did everything ghetto
41:47 <+cherri_pie> id use it in the sink
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41:55 <sharni> Yea I do Amelia ahha
42:06 <amelia> haha
42:11 <+cherri_pie> whats femfresh
42:16 <amelia> soap for your nani
42:18 <+Abortion> yeah pls 2 explain
42:20 <amelia> which isn't soap
42:21 <+cherri_pie> is that like a vag wash or something
42:24 <amelia> its for ph levels
42:24 <+cherri_pie> oh gross
42:26 <+Abortion> so it doesn't dry it out?
42:28 <amelia> cos soap is like
42:31 <sharni> It has the right ph level for down stairs area
42:32 <amelia> dries it out
42:34 <amelia> yah Abortion
42:35 <+cherri_pie> chicks are feral haha
42:38 <+Abortion> mmm mmm
42:46 <amelia> its not a vag wash ya dork
42:47 <+cherri_pie> vag is so technical
42:50 <sharni> Lol
42:55 <+Abortion> apparently in some african cultures, women have a think about drying out their vaginas before sex
42:55 <+cherri_pie> like how does it even operate
43:00 <amelia> its cos soap is too harsh for a nice lil nani
43:03 <amelia> ahahaha
43:03 <+cherri_pie> theres so many diff parts doing all these diff things
43:05 <+cherri_pie> ffs
43:06 <+Abortion> sounds pretty fucked
43:07 <sharni> haha yep
43:08 <+cherri_pie> glad im a guy
43:16 <+cherri_pie> we have a 2 piece appendage
43:19 <amelia> its jus shower gel basically
43:19 <+cherri_pie> very simple indeed
43:23 <+Abortion> then again, these are probably the same mobs who cut the clit off girls
43:24 <sharni> Yea girls have to do so much...
43:25 <amelia> but not so harsh on the nani
43:32 <beehhh> vagina cum works as lube
43:38 <+cherri_pie> im at the gym showering (no hot water)
43:45 <sharni> Shave.. Give birth.. Bleed for 5 days every months
43:48 <+cherri_pie> and i see a big sign about chicks flushing their tampons down the toilet
43:51 <sharni> Ehh list goes on
44:05 <+Abortion> I had a thought today, if you're able to consistently go to the gym, you probably have a lot of time on your hands
44:07 <amelia> shave legs?
44:08 <+cherri_pie> apparently it creates blockage haha
44:08 <beehhh> i like cock cum on arse
44:14 <sharni> Yea
44:22 <sharni> All comes under shaving
44:29 <amelia> Abortion people often make time for the gym
44:34 <+cherri_pie> having alot of time on your hands is a luxury
44:39 <beehhh> steam is bleachin
44:41 <+cherri_pie> everyone wants to have alot of time on their hands
44:47 <+Abortion> yes
44:47 <amelia> but given most of us are on here most nights, we have time
44:53 <+cherri_pie> thats why people become billionaires
45:02 <+Abortion> sharp amelia
45:04 <beehhh> reboots ya mind, juvenite ya body
45:04 <steven_> gina
45:08 <+cherri_pie> but do you have money
45:17 <+cherri_pie> coz most people cant have one without the other
45:20 <+Abortion> for a couple of weeks I was going to the gym in the mornings. Then I got sick and my routine was broken
45:21 <+cherri_pie> and by money i mean alot of it
45:26 <steven_> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10286_439250532938414_8645776989889158358_n.jpg?oh=7711620168f5668975801205a0de911c&oe=571AC787
45:28 <sharni> I don't :(
45:28 <+Abortion> aaand now I'm sick again
45:32 <+Abortion> shit because new years
45:39 <beehhh> i havent paid tax in australia over 8 years
45:43 <amelia> i go 5am cos i cant always commit after work
45:43 <sharni> Lol
45:51 <+Abortion> I went at 6am
45:55 <sharni> That's a good plan
46:00 <+Abortion> well not anymore
46:02 <amelia> 6am a bit busier i think?
46:06 <+Abortion> not really
46:08 <steven_> i done 10,000 steps before 9:00
46:11 <steven_> get off me kids
46:11 <+Abortion> this gym was pretty quiet
46:15 <sharni> Nice
46:18 <amelia> ahahahahahaha shteven
46:21 <+Abortion> well I don't go anymore
46:22 <beehhh> i wont be that much naive or heartless prick, no i couldnt
46:49 <+Abortion> I kept having things preventing me from finding the time that I gave up, wasn't going to pay any more for something I wasn't using
47:06 <amelia> you dont have time for gym?
47:15 <+Abortion> Not on a strict schedule
47:16 <steven_> he has time for jim
47:19 <+Abortion> if I went at random times, sure
47:21 <sharni> Lol
47:22 <beehhh> somepeople have no shame of what they do to others
47:31 <amelia> you're on here the same time msot nights
47:47 <+Abortion> after work is shit though
47:54 <amelia> I'm not on during the day so maybe you are on during the day as well?
48:02 <amelia> so you have time, you jus rather not go
48:04 <beehhh> my legacy is my revenge is to succeed one my sacrifiece the choices
48:06 <+Abortion> either you haven't eaten and you're weary, or you have, and it makes you sick
48:08 <+TokenDaRing> Who wants to go to the gym after work?
48:29 <+Abortion> I went to the gym after eating once, didn't go down too well
48:29 <+TokenDaRing> Usually you've had a long day yelling at idiots and just want to collapse into bed
48:33 <amelia> i will go 2-3 times a week after work
48:37 <steven_> u only need the gym to look ripped
48:37 <amelia> i jus prefer morning
48:40 <amelia> cos its a struggle
48:41 <steven_> not to be fit
48:46 <+TokenDaRing> Yeah steven_
48:48 <+Abortion> yeah I'm reasonably fit already
48:50 <steven_> u can get fit without gym
48:56 <+TokenDaRing> If you eat well, you don't need gym to be fit
49:01 <+TokenDaRing> Just walk and jog
49:06 <amelia> that is bs
49:07 <+Abortion> probably gone down hill a bit though, since I stopped cycling to work
49:10 <steven_> HAHAH
49:13 <steven_> so your sayingf
49:17 <amelia> jus cos you eat good don't make you fit
49:24 <steven_> oh
49:25 <steven_> ok
49:25 <+Celery> hey melies. tt's
49:26 <+Celery> hey melies. tt's
49:35 <+TokenDaRing> amelia: I did mention if you jog and walk too
49:39 <+slinky_J> yer but you dont need to go to the gym to keep fit
49:42 <+slinky_J> or even get fit
49:47 <amelia> no you don't
49:54 <+cherri_pie> i disagree
50:00 <amelia> but its also motivation
50:02 <+cherri_pie> anyone who says that honestly isnt fit
50:07 <amelia> i do a lot more at gym
50:14 <amelia> than i do at home or by self
50:18 <steven_> so you need to go to the gym to be fit?
50:20 <+cherri_pie> exactly
50:21 <steven_> cherri_pie
50:21 <steven_> ?
50:34 <+cherri_pie> depends what you want to be fit at
50:38 <+Abortion> I have a tendancy to overexert myself at the gym
50:42 <+Abortion> can't help myself
50:44 <+cherri_pie> if you want to run probably not
50:51 <+cherri_pie> or something basic
51:02 <+cherri_pie> but your level of fitness will be limited
51:14 <+TokenDaRing> TBH, a lot of weightlifters have no endurance at all
51:18 <+cherri_pie> theres only so much you can do with bodyweight exercises before your body adapts
51:20 <+TokenDaRing> From what I've seen
51:26 <+cherri_pie> especially with weight training
51:29 <+slinky_J> so if you want to be fit at Judo
51:34 <+slinky_J> you go to the gym?
51:48 <+cherri_pie> maybe to some extend
51:50 <steven_> u dont need gym at all
51:55 <+slinky_J> Im fit at wii sports yo
51:59 <steven_> anything you can do at the gym you can do at home
52:01 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
52:01 <steven_> with objects
52:07 <+Celery> hey melies. tt's
52:18 <+cherri_pie> ok anything you can do at gym you can do at home
52:20 <+cherri_pie> my mistake then
52:21 <+cherri_pie> :)
52:29 <+cherri_pie> i still disagree tho
52:30 <amelia> not really steven
52:30 <beehhh> greenlans where im planning to end up
52:34 <+Abortion> some people have enough discipline
52:34 <amelia> there are substitutes
52:39 <steven_> ok
52:43 <steven_> what can you only do at the gym?
52:44 <amelia> but a lot more range at gym
52:54 <+slinky_J> there are some things you dont want me doing in front of you at the gym
52:54 <+Abortion> as usual discipline is the key. If you don't have strong discipline, the different environment of the gym help
52:55 <+Abortion> s
52:59 <amelia> otherwise its just a home gym
52:59 <+cherri_pie> well how do you increase the weight you lift at home
53:00 <+slinky_J> no.1 a poop
53:01 <+cherri_pie> without weights
53:13 <+TokenDaRing> Lifting weights doesn't make you fit
53:18 <steven_> yeh lift your bed up and down
53:21 <+slinky_J> range
53:26 <+cherri_pie> i suppose being a home gy enthusiast you will hold a bunch of plates while you squat haha
53:29 <+Abortion> I keep reading people hate cardio lol
53:30 <+cherri_pie> not practical
53:31 <steven_> yeh
53:35 <steven_> its the same
53:36 <steven_> lolol
53:37 <amelia> i luff cardio
53:40 <+TokenDaRing> Cardio is good
53:42 <amelia> but i do too much
53:45 <+TokenDaRing> Cardio is better for overall fitness
53:48 <+slinky_J> man
53:49 <amelia> so now i droppin back n doin weights more
53:52 <+Abortion> yeah thats what I was thinking
53:54 <+cherri_pie> or to do your bicep curls you can hang a brick on each side of a mop
53:57 <steven_> no
53:57 <+cherri_pie> coz you dont really need gym
53:58 <+slinky_J> if I had half a cross over machine
54:01 <+cherri_pie> you can do everything at home lolll
54:02 <steven_> you get 2 buckets full of water
54:02 <+slinky_J> that'd be dope
54:05 <steven_> and a broom handle
54:08 <+Abortion> What if you're in prison
54:12 <+cherri_pie> not practical
54:15 <steven_> you can do that in prison
54:18 <+cherri_pie> you need property equipment
54:19 <steven_> thats what they do
54:20 <beehhh> when the chips are down then you only see the true mate around
54:23 <steven_> lolol
54:25 <+cherri_pie> they have gym equipment in prison
54:25 <+Abortion> do they have gyms in prison?
54:27 <+cherri_pie> lollll
54:29 <+cherri_pie> yes!
54:34 <+Abortion> waht about times when you're locked in your cell
54:39 <steven_> they have iso's in max
54:43 <+cherri_pie> watch one episode of hardest prisons
54:43 <steven_> in min yeah they have wieghts
54:43 <+slinky_J> push ups
54:52 <+cherri_pie> they have a gym in almost every prison
54:57 <+cherri_pie> even maximum security
55:01 <steven_> when your locked in your cell you can do iso'
55:02 <steven_> s
55:04 <+cherri_pie> how else will people exercise?
55:09 <+slinky_J> they give convicts exercise equiptment
55:20 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: They can run around the enclosure
55:21 <+slinky_J> cuckoo
55:26 <+cherri_pie> any time you want to increase your strength you need equipment
55:29 <+slinky_J> id be fattening up the prisoners
55:31 <steven_> yeh
55:34 <+cherri_pie> except for running
55:35 <amelia> they can run from the rapists tryna bang their bums
55:36 <+Abortion> hey slinky_J, did you clear up that court summons?
55:38 <steven_> they have tables in prison
55:40 <+slinky_J> fat ppl dont have time to fight
55:42 <+TokenDaRing> Increasing strength doesn't make you fit in all cases though
55:43 <steven_> people lift them
55:48 <steven_> big old wooden ones
55:48 <+slinky_J> nah i go back next month
55:50 <beehhh> from ashes to ashes from dust to dust, you will rise again in this i will trust
55:52 <steven_> about 90kg
55:54 <+cherri_pie> actualy it does
55:54 <+Abortion> bugger
56:09 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: Most weightlifters can't run to save their lives
56:09 <+slinky_J> yeah, lawyer was stuck in the city in court
56:10 <+cherri_pie> being stronger and able to lift more weight, its becoming fitter
56:14 <steven_> i will outwork you all, without the gym
56:17 <steven_> :P
56:20 <amelia> ahahahaha
56:22 <amelia> fuck off
56:22 <steven_> all im trying to say
56:23 <+TokenDaRing> They've got no enduranve at all
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56:28 <+TokenDaRing> Endurance*
56:31 <+slinky_J> and i will screw a cookbook on the carpet
56:31 <+cherri_pie> but they can lift huge amounts of weight
56:33 <amelia> all that shit is jus havin a home gym steven
56:35 <amelia> its the same thing
56:38 <+cherri_pie> which makes them fit at weight lifting
56:38 <sharni> I'm not able to go gym lol but every time I pick up a toy of the ground I do squats.. ahah
56:42 <amelia> its GYM
56:44 <steven_> haha
56:49 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: Does being fit at weight lifting mean your health is good?
56:53 <steven_> you guys
56:54 <sharni> Home is my gym
56:57 <steven_> funny
57:10 <+cherri_pie> like i said, it depends on what you're trying to achieve
57:10 <+slinky_J> yea
57:15 <amelia> i squat in the showah
57:19 <+slinky_J> let your fingers do the talkin
57:21 <amelia> aaaaaaaaahahha
57:21 <+slinky_J> on ur clit
57:22 <sharni> Haha
57:26 <beehhh> my bed is my gym and tranny arse i work on
57:31 <+slinky_J> ^
57:33 <+slinky_J> LOL
57:35 <+Abortion> so yeah, I might fuck off. See if I can cut down my IRC
57:36 <+Celery> seasonal grettings all :)))
57:38 <steven_> my mop bucket will work better then your gym equipment
57:41 <sharni> Bed is awesome
57:41 <+cherri_pie> well most people that lift weights have pretty good health
57:41 <+Celery> seasonal grettings all :)))
57:43 <+slinky_J> eep
57:50 <amelia> I'll kick your mop bucket
57:50 <+Celery> o<:D
57:54 <+cherri_pie> so yes their health would be good
57:55 <+slinky_J> yea man my neck hurts
57:55 <steven_> you wont move it
57:56 <amelia> ABAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHA
58:02 <beehhh> tight arse she/he got
58:03 <+cherri_pie> are you saying that weightlifters are unhealthy
58:05 <amelia> i laughed at that freakin santa face
58:10 <+cherri_pie> but still able to lift huge amounts of weight
58:15 <sharni> I need some healthy recipes someone send me some
58:15 <amelia> weightlifters can be very unhealthy
58:19 <+TokenDaRing> Yeah
58:24 <+cherri_pie> lolll ok
58:25 <steven_> weightlifting
58:25 <+slinky_J> yeah look at aaron
58:26 <steven_> is useless
58:33 <+TokenDaRing> Being strong doesn't mean you have good blood results
58:38 <+cherri_pie> well this sounds like a pointless argument
58:43 <steven_> haha
58:45 <sharni> What do you mean
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58:48 <beehhh> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91y8QtOikLL._SY355_.jpg
58:48 <sharni> Ohhhhh Ohhhh
58:50 <amelia> i think weights are very important
58:56 <+TokenDaRing> Being strong doesn't lower cholesterol
58:59 <sharni> Yea to tone
59:06 <amelia> but some of those mofos are mad unhealthy
59:17 <+TokenDaRing> Esp the roid ragers
59:18 <+slinky_J> eat healthy and walk a lot
59:18 <sharni> Steroid junkies are disgusting
59:21 <sharni> Yea
59:28 <+TokenDaRing> Brisbane has a lot of roid junkies
59:36 <+TokenDaRing> And to be honest, they ALWAYS look like they're carrying suitcases
59:37 <beehhh> all shemale thinks they are woman
59:39 <+TokenDaRing> It's kinda funny
59:39 <+cherri_pie> steroids arent healthy but not all people that lift take steroids
59:52 <sharni> Doesn't make you tough just pumps fluid in
59:53 <+Celery> i gonna listen to a tune :)))
59:59 <+Celery> i am tough
00:02 <+Celery> tough as they come
00:04 <sharni> Sure....
00:06 <+Celery> hard as nails
00:13 <sharni> Aw yeah
00:33 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9cA9Z4bNzk
00:35 <+TokenDaRing> Weightlifting is funny to watch when they literally shit their own guts out
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00:56 <+Celery> ive seen that pic tokenthespermworm
01:17 <+TokenDaRing> Hi Joel
01:24 <+TokenDaRing> You should go into Sydney and say hey to Glenn
01:26 <+TokenDaRing> He misses you :)
01:33 <+cherri_pie> token your jealousy at weightlifters and anyone that goes to gym is pretty funny
01:41 <+TokenDaRing> I'm jealous?
01:43 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjnadPBMJGs
01:44 <+cherri_pie> too bad you cant do any thing that they do
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01:52 <steven_> haha
01:52 <+cherri_pie> which is why youve been slagging it off for the last 10 mins
02:05 <+cherri_pie> basically according to you gyms are pointless
02:08 <+TokenDaRing> Too bad I can jog more than a dozen paces, which is more than I can say for a weightlifter :)
02:09 <+cherri_pie> weightligters are unhealthy
02:14 <+Celery> im just naturally good looking
02:17 <+Celery> cant help it
02:23 <+Celery> :/
02:25 <+cherri_pie> and you dont need anything besides sitting on your ass to be healthy
02:27 <+TokenDaRing> I'd love to see those guys go for a 4k jog
02:32 <+cherri_pie> il take my advice over yours anyway thanks
02:39 <steven_> haha
02:42 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: I'm sorry you seem upset and butthurt now :)
02:44 <+cherri_pie> most of them can
02:45 <steven_> no one said sitting on there arse
02:46 <+Celery> sharns and melies agree
02:51 <+Celery> !slot 151
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02:51 <+cherri_pie> why am i butthurt
02:55 <+TokenDaRing> Yeah, no one said people should sit on their arse
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02:59 <+TokenDaRing> Where are you pulling that from?
03:00 <steven_> u dont need to go to the gym
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03:03 <+cherri_pie> your just annoying because your negative and jealous over everything
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03:17 <+Celery> fankies
03:19 <+cherri_pie> plus you hav no clue what your talking about
03:23 <+Celery> i am win :]]
03:23 <+TokenDaRing> Oh, my bad, criticism is just "negative and jealous" in gym junkie talk
03:26 <+cherri_pie> you just make up complete bullshit
03:35 <+cherri_pie> weightlifters cant jog - actually they can
03:41 <+cherri_pie> which weightlifter are you referring to
03:43 <+TokenDaRing> Hahahah sure thing :)
03:43 <+cherri_pie> name some please?
03:46 <+Abortion> .join #nerd
03:48 <+Abortion> erp
03:55 <sharni> Lol
03:56 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: Two of my ex workmates are big into weights
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04:01 <+cherri_pie> i see plenty of people who lift who could jog 10 times what you could
04:04 <+TokenDaRing> Every day, they're down at the gym after work
04:08 <+cherri_pie> do they take steroids
04:13 <+TokenDaRing> I doubt it
04:19 <+cherri_pie> i doubt your even telling the truth
04:20 <+Abortion> steven_: so yeah, I'm going to give up on trying to keep my word count up
04:23 <+TokenDaRing> They do a lot of protein suppliments
04:28 <+Abortion> cos that means I'd have to be here all the time
04:36 <+cherri_pie> yeh too much protein is bas for you
04:40 <+TokenDaRing> But I can outjog them any day of the week
04:40 <+cherri_pie> they ovisly dont know what there doing
04:43 <+cherri_pie> just like i thought
04:50 <+TokenDaRing> And outpace them easily
04:53 <+cherri_pie> you can outjog your 2 mates wow
04:53 <steven_> http://www.webmd.com/fitness-exercise/no-gym-required-how-to-get-fit-at-home
05:00 <+cherri_pie> what about the rest of the people who lift at the gym
05:05 <+cherri_pie> can you outjog them too loll
05:12 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: You seem rather defensive of gyms
05:19 <beehhh> brb
05:19 <+cherri_pie> token can outjog anyone that lifts weights or goes to gym
05:21 <+TokenDaRing> Perhaps you take them too seriously? :) Is it a lifestyle for you?
05:27 <+cherri_pie> haha yeh it is a lifestyle for me
05:30 <+cherri_pie> is that why your jealous
05:33 <+TokenDaRing> No :)
05:37 <+cherri_pie> coz your too lazy to get off your ass and exerceise?
05:38 <+cherri_pie> lolll
05:42 <+TokenDaRing> I'm happy with my health and life right now, thanks
05:45 <+cherri_pie> yeh sure
05:47 <+TokenDaRing> So is my doctor
05:50 <+cherri_pie> if your so happy why you slagging off gyms
05:54 <+cherri_pie> defensive much?
05:58 <sharni> Lol
06:02 <sharni> Guys relax
06:04 <+cherri_pie> your doctor is probly some indian cunt
06:04 <+TokenDaRing> We're not slagging them off, we just said you don't HAVE to go to one to be fit :)
06:06 <steven_> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sallytamarkin/get-fit-bodyweight-exercises
06:08 <+cherri_pie> rorting medicare
06:09 <+Celery> im like fucken terminator
06:14 <+Celery> rambo
06:17 <+Celery> commando
06:26 <steven_> http://gizmodo.com/5914430/the-best-way-to-get-fit-leave-the-gym
06:27 <+Celery> knock ya block off
06:34 <steven_> haha
06:46 <steven_> i was doubting myself
06:52 <steven_> but now after reading them webpages
06:56 <steven_> GYMS are usless
07:00 <steven_> ;P
07:01 <+cherri_pie> i hate jealous lazy ppl serioulsy
07:07 <+cherri_pie> nothing worse than a bunch of negative jealous ppl
07:11 <+cherri_pie> who dont shit with their lives
07:21 <steven_> cherri_pie are you fit?
07:24 <+cherri_pie> except spend it by being jealous of the things that everyone else does
07:34 <steven_> i got a six pack bra
07:35 <+cherri_pie> yeh i have an average level of fitness
07:38 <+Celery> nobody fucks round wif me brah
07:45 <+Celery> im a boss cunt
07:47 <steven_> i got a six pack bra never been to the gym
07:49 <steven_> i got pics
07:52 <+cherri_pie> i go to gym and i train weights and cardio
07:54 <sharni> Thanks Steven I saved that link hehe
07:55 <steven_> you interested?
08:04 <+Celery> o<:D
08:13 <+cherri_pie> well some people are lucky they dont need gym to be thin
08:22 <+TokenDaRing> You don't need a gym to be thin
08:24 <sharni> I know right :/
08:27 <+TokenDaRing> Just don't fucking eat shit food like KFC
08:30 <steven_> i got definition
08:35 <+cherri_pie> some people do need a gym to be thin
08:38 <steven_> big a fat cock
08:39 <+cherri_pie> regardless of what they eat
08:45 <+cherri_pie> if you dont believe me ask your indian doctor
08:45 <steven_> haha
08:51 <steven_> im going to eat some chicken
09:03 <+cherri_pie> some people struggle with their weight, some dont
09:10 <+TokenDaRing> My doctor is white, thanks :)
09:12 <steven_> im trying to gain
09:18 <steven_> im doing a good job
09:26 <steven_> almost 70kgz
09:29 <sharni> Gym is good in a way for people that tend to get distracted at home and do something else instead of exercising.. But it's true that a gym is useless if you are motivated
09:42 <+cherri_pie> im done with this argument
09:49 <+TokenDaRing> It's not an argument
09:49 <+cherri_pie> since no one here actually goes to a gym besides me
09:53 * Celery whips sharni with a mouse cord
09:58 * Celery forgets sharni in the desert. awww
10:01 <sharni> It's a disagreement
10:02 * Celery sneezes in sharni's face
10:05 <sharni> Good leave me there
10:11 <+cherri_pie> your opinions dont count
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10:19 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: Neither does yours :)
10:21 <sharni> Shush
10:22 <+cherri_pie> none of you have a membership
10:23 <+slinky_J> fuck
10:28 <+slinky_J> still!
10:30 <sharni> I cancelled mine haha
10:33 <+cherri_pie> mine counts
10:34 <sharni> That's true
10:35 <+slinky_J> well anyway i died in a mission
10:48 <+Celery> sharnssss
10:49 <+cherri_pie> if you want to challenge me ill gladly accept
10:52 <+cherri_pie> whoever wins is right
10:57 <+TokenDaRing> Lol
10:59 <sharni> Yes celery
11:00 <+TokenDaRing> Wins in what?
11:01 <+slinky_J> my gym sucked assholes
11:01 <+cherri_pie> you dont go to gym and you say your fitter than me
11:06 <+cherri_pie> wins this stupid argument
11:06 <+slinky_J> all new equiptment
11:12 <+slinky_J> nothin oldschool
11:15 <+cherri_pie> then lets do some exercises
11:20 <+slinky_J> less motivation goin in there
11:21 <+cherri_pie> and see who is able to do them better
11:22 <+Celery> put the slot lever sharnzi
11:25 <sharni> Lo I don't go to gym.. It's almost impossible for me to go
11:26 <+Celery> put the slot lever sharnzi
11:27 <+Celery> put the slot lever sharnzi
11:30 <+slinky_J> bikes that arent actual bikes
11:30 <sharni> Ok ok
11:35 <+cherri_pie> and i will do any bodweight exercise
11:37 <+slinky_J> feel like the biggest idiot using them
11:41 <sharni> !slot 435
11:41 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
11:45 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
11:45 <+cherri_pie> and i bet i can do those better than you too
11:48 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: I actually just want you to admit you go to the gym to check out the guys in lycra
11:49 <+slinky_J> gyms are shit today
11:50 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspoostains ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
11:56 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspoostains ▌ jensass ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
12:03 <sharni> Pfft
12:05 <+Celery> that was a yucky one
12:15 <+cherri_pie> il admit that if you admit your a lazy jealous cunt who has a cry over people who actually do something with their lif
12:16 <+Celery> have fun with those! aaaaahahhaahh
12:21 <+cherri_pie> what else makes you jealous token
12:22 <+cherri_pie> lolll
12:38 <+cherri_pie> im sure ill see more things that annoy you because you cant have them
12:43 <+Celery> fish will hoover em out
13:01 <+cherri_pie> if my gym mebership upsets you token, your pretty easy
13:03 <sharni> Lmao
13:04 <+Celery> my turn
13:13 <+Celery> !slot 285
13:28 <sharni> Lol
13:54 <+cherri_pie> i have a 6 pack, never done situps in my life lolll
14:04 <+Celery> i got a keg
14:13 <+cherri_pie> i have muscles like a bdybuilder, never picked up a barbell n my life lolll
14:27 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: Do you get erections you have to hide when you see the other guys in the gym?
14:34 <+TokenDaRing> Or do you show them off?
14:35 <+cherri_pie> token do you get jealous of people
14:40 <+cherri_pie> or is it just this once?
14:43 <+cherri_pie> boo hoo
14:47 <+TokenDaRing> :)
14:49 <+cherri_pie> cherri goes to gym, that makes me madd
14:50 <+TokenDaRing> I'm not really
14:53 <+cherri_pie> yeh you are
14:56 <+cherri_pie> your life must be sad
14:57 <+TokenDaRing> Rofl, I'm not mad
14:59 <+cherri_pie> what else upsets you?
15:00 <+cherri_pie> loll
15:07 <+TokenDaRing> I think you're reading a lot of shit that isn't going on which is great :)
15:09 <+cherri_pie> rofl im not mad? yeh that didnt seem forced much
15:12 <+cherri_pie> yeh like what?
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15:14 <+cherri_pie> chatting on irc?
15:17 <+cherri_pie> wow you must be busy
15:28 <+Celery> nigger im bigger than u. so watcha wanna do?¿
15:31 <+TokenDaRing> Do you have someone who cares for you? Makes sure you take your medication?
15:44 <+TokenDaRing> You seem a bit....challenged, to be honest
15:45 <+cherri_pie> token it would probly help if you talked to people about your jealousy
15:50 <+cherri_pie> that way it wouldnt upset you so much
16:06 <+TokenDaRing> Yes, I'm jealous of the guy who got suckered into thinking you have to pay a gym to be fit
16:07 <+TokenDaRing> :)
16:09 <+Celery> smoke dog baby
16:12 <+TokenDaRing> I'm jealous of people who get scammed
16:14 <+Celery> remember dat shit,
16:17 <+cherri_pie> im challenged by your stupidity if thats what you mean, its realy hard to explain simple things to you
16:20 <+cherri_pie> you just dont get it
16:22 <+Celery> i been smokin since i was 2.
16:23 <+cherri_pie> like
16:26 <steven_> haha
16:29 <steven_> <Celery> i been smokin since i was 2.
16:38 <+TokenDaRing> Drank da cool-aid, cherri_pie :)
16:45 <+cherri_pie> you do have to go to a gym to be fit
16:47 <sharni> Lol
16:58 <+cherri_pie> your ovioulsy an idiot
17:03 <+cherri_pie> everyone knows that
17:04 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: You're a walking example of Sunken Cost fallacy
17:06 Mode: (by thestig) -o Herb_Dean
17:07 Mode: (by bios) +o Herb_Dean
17:14 Mode: (by thestig) -o Herb_Dean
17:15 Mode: (by bios) +o Herb_Dean
17:17 Mode: (by thestig) -o cherri_pie
17:17 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) -o thestig
17:26 <cherri_pie> well im sure thats a big thing to you, like my gym membership
17:27 Mode: (by TokenDaRing) +o thestig
17:29 <+Celery> in my teenage years all my mates 'we'll get joel on u'
17:31 <thestig> herb dean too fast lol
17:37 <+Celery> hahahah
17:37 <cherri_pie> hows your two mates toekn
17:38 <thestig> ty TokenDaRing
17:54 <+Celery> tokenDaPooRing
18:01 <+TokenDaRing> You know what's fun, telling parents you don't want to have kids
18:02 <cherri_pie> can they jog more than 4km yet?
18:03 <cherri_pie> loll
18:09 <+TokenDaRing> Because it's like telling gym junkies you don't want to go to the gym
18:09 <+Celery> got a celery stork up his anal
18:16 <+TokenDaRing> They get offended because you're choosing differently to them
18:22 <cherri_pie> apparently tokens 2 mates represent the entire gym population in australia
18:30 <cherri_pie> who according to token, cant jog more than 4km
18:42 <+TokenDaRing> Shit no, they can't even go uphill with out losing their breath
18:44 <+TokenDaRing> It's hilarious
18:47 <cherri_pie> il remember to ask some personal trainers what they think of your comments token
19:06 <cherri_pie> whats hilarious is that you think anyone would take you serioulsy
19:09 <+TokenDaRing> Do they wear tight lycra?
19:15 <+TokenDaRing> Do you check out their crotches and butts?
19:19 <cherri_pie> like as if the opinion of your two dropkick mates means anything
19:32 <+Celery> o<:D
19:32 <cherri_pie> i know alot of ppl that go to gym and can jog more than 4km loll
19:36 <cherri_pie> quite easily
19:39 <cherri_pie> oh and they lift weights too
19:47 <cherri_pie> and i bet they could jog further than you any day
19:49 <cherri_pie> :)
19:51 <+TokenDaRing> Do you find that, no matter what, your eyes keep driffting to their bulging cocks?
20:05 <cherri_pie> are you jealous of their cocks now too?
20:19 <cherri_pie> damm i knew you would be jealous of something else
20:22 <steven_> hehe
20:24 <cherri_pie> so when did you become jealous of cocks token
20:35 <cherri_pie> was it when you realised yours was small and you just couldnt compete?
20:36 <sharni> Since he saw mind
20:37 <cherri_pie> thought so
20:39 <sharni> Mine
20:41 <steven_> i am happy for anyone who is doing good for themselves
20:43 <+TokenDaRing> Do you think everyone is jealous of everything else because it's all you're familiar with?
20:52 <cherri_pie> not everyone, just you
20:55 <+TokenDaRing> All you know is jealous?
20:59 <+TokenDaRing> Jealousy*
21:01 <+Celery> this is boorrring
21:01 <cherri_pie> all i know is jealous?
21:03 <cherri_pie> wat do you mean
21:06 <cherri_pie> i know alot of things
21:07 <+Celery> i might hit the road
21:16 <cherri_pie> are you trying to start something else now token
21:17 <steven_> you will hit the deck soon
21:23 <steven_> come on guys
21:23 <sharni> Lol
21:25 <steven_> kiss and make up
21:27 <cherri_pie> coz youve been exposed for the jealous lazy cunt that you are
21:29 <cherri_pie> with a small cock
21:29 <sharni> Make love
21:30 <cherri_pie> lolll
21:39 <cherri_pie> token why dont you do something with your life
21:42 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: I'm just saying you seem rather offended by me
21:46 <cherri_pie> instead of bumming around on irc
21:48 <sharni> Guys relax
21:51 <+TokenDaRing> And now you're rather fixated with what I do
21:53 <+TokenDaRing> I don't get it
21:53 <cherri_pie> getting jealous of ppl all night
21:59 <steven_> i wait for excuses to upload selfies
22:01 <cherri_pie> rather fixated?
22:02 <steven_> :P
22:05 <cherri_pie> are you writing a book token
22:09 <sharni> Lol
22:10 <cherri_pie> thats a very interesting sentence
22:16 <cherri_pie> cherri pie was rather fixated with me
22:18 <cherri_pie> lolll
22:25 <+TokenDaRing> Yes, you are
22:27 <cherri_pie> you seem a bit deluded token
22:34 <+TokenDaRing> I'm a bit creeped out by your focus on me
22:40 <cherri_pie> what focus is that
22:41 <sharni> What's everyone doing for new years
22:43 <+Celery> bbl
22:43 <+TokenDaRing> Do you have a crush on me?
22:52 <cherri_pie> do you want me to have a crush on you
22:57 <cherri_pie> is that why youre saying it
23:01 <+TokenDaRing> Not really
23:03 <cherri_pie> coz thats pretty stupid
23:06 <cherri_pie> you sound gay now
23:06 <+TokenDaRing> You seem a bit of a meathead
23:10 <cherri_pie> and you were talking about cocks earlier
23:10 <sharni> Mehh I give up can't change the subject
23:15 <sharni> !joke
23:15 <+Herb_Dean> [48727] Q. What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
23:17 <+TokenDaRing> Hey, you're the one who goes to gyms to check out guys!
23:17 <+Herb_Dean> [48727] A. Playtex.
23:19 <cherri_pie> so its pretty obvious your hitting on me
23:21 <sharni> !joke
23:22 <+Herb_Dean> [4355] Q. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he is God's gift?
23:23 <+TokenDaRing> And you're calling ME gay!
23:24 <+Herb_Dean> [4355] A. Exchange him.
23:27 <cherri_pie> have you liked cocks for long token
23:29 <sharni> !joke
23:29 <+Herb_Dean> [99479] Q. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
23:31 <cherri_pie> im calling you gay tes
23:32 <+Herb_Dean> [99479] A. Lickalotopuss.
23:37 <cherri_pie> because you mentioned cocks earlier
23:38 <sharni> Lol
23:43 <cherri_pie> actually you gave a great description
23:44 <steven_> i like my cock
23:45 <steven_> :P
23:46 <cherri_pie> il just repeat it
23:51 <sharni> Do you lickalotofpuss
23:51 <cherri_pie> bulging cocks in lyrca
23:53 <+TokenDaRing> steven_: I bet Emma does too
23:54 <cherri_pie> i think it was
23:54 <cherri_pie> haha
23:58 <cherri_pie> ohh token whats wrong
23:59 <steven_> ;p
24:04 <sharni> I like my cock to
24:05 <cherri_pie> cant respond to your bulging cock comment?
24:10 <steven_> my cock is emmas cock!
24:10 <cherri_pie> your clearly gay
24:10 <steven_> :P
24:16 <sharni> Lmao
24:16 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: What's wrong with a nice big bulge?
24:17 <steven_> in a non transexual way
24:18 <+TokenDaRing> :P
24:24 <cherri_pie> youve been exposed as a lycra loving cock enthusiast
24:31 <sharni> I don't have one mehh
24:33 <+TokenDaRing> Only if it's Nate
24:35 <sharni> Lmao
24:37 <cherri_pie> token are you jealous of their lyrca
24:38 <+TokenDaRing> Then yes, yes I am
24:40 <steven_> cut or uncut?
24:45 <sharni> I'm cut
24:46 <cherri_pie> like especially the colourful ones
24:46 <+TokenDaRing> Cut all the way
24:52 <cherri_pie> does that upset you ?
25:01 <+TokenDaRing> No, I like to look at them cherri_pie :)
25:06 <+TokenDaRing> Well, I like to look at Nate
25:09 <sharni> Cut looks better 100%
25:10 <+TokenDaRing> Because he's a cutie pie
25:15 <cherri_pie> its ok token im sure you can have a colourful lycra gym outfit one day
25:21 <cherri_pie> if you put your mind to it
25:26 <+TokenDaRing> If I do, cherri_pie, I'll jerk off in it and think of you
25:28 <+TokenDaRing> :D
25:32 <cherri_pie> or maybe thats too hard for a lazy cunt like you?
25:34 <steven_> im not gay. but can i pull my foreskin over your cock to see what your cock would look like uncut?
25:37 <sharni> That's hawt
25:43 <sharni> Lmao
25:52 <cherri_pie> your pretty gay token
25:55 <sharni> That's just gay
25:57 <cherri_pie> lots of cock talk
26:03 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: I also like to smell men after their exercise
26:03 <cherri_pie> im not into it sorry
26:06 <sharni> Great subject love it
26:08 <+TokenDaRing> And their sweaty clothes
26:09 <cherri_pie> yeh im not surprised
26:11 <sharni> Cocks for everyone
26:12 <cherri_pie> you seem like the type
26:17 <cherri_pie> a ball sniffer
26:26 <cherri_pie> i bet thats your favourite place
26:29 <sharni> Balls for the win
26:29 <+TokenDaRing> Mmmmmmmm
26:30 <+TokenDaRing> Oh yes
26:31 <+TokenDaRing> :)
26:38 <+TokenDaRing> Gotta love them nice big sweaty balls
26:41 <cherri_pie> i bet those 2 guys you know from the gym
26:57 <cherri_pie> you became friends after you sniffed on their balls sacks right?
26:59 <cherri_pie> thats why your so close
27:01 <cherri_pie> ??
27:04 <+TokenDaRing> Exactly
27:06 <+TokenDaRing> That's it
27:06 <cherri_pie> thought so
27:10 <sharni> Haha
27:11 <cherri_pie> at last you admit it
27:18 <+TokenDaRing> I got a good smell of their nuts
27:18 <cherri_pie> your doing good token
27:19 <sharni> We all like balls
27:21 <cherri_pie> your being honest now
27:22 <sharni> Now shush
27:31 <cherri_pie> now all you have to do is admit your a jealous cunt with no life
27:37 <cherri_pie> and you'll be cured
27:37 <steven_> haha
27:43 <steven_> !ttop20
27:43 <+Herb_Dean> Todays top 10 chatters by total spoken words: cherri_pie (1777) TokenDaRing (1264) Abortion (717) Overlord (574) sharni (481) steven_ (433) beehhh (409) amelia (406) OvALorD (348) slinky_J (330)
27:47 <cherri_pie> youll probably still sniff balls, but thats not my concern
27:49 <+slinky_J> meet new girl Xanthe
27:53 <cherri_pie> i dont think i can cure you of that
27:53 <+TokenDaRing> Damn, cherri_pie is beating me
27:58 <sharni> Lol
27:59 <steven_> fucking settle down cherri_pie your going to overtake me
28:02 <steven_> !top20
28:04 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: Do you hate gay people?
28:05 <sharni> Hahahah
28:07 <cherri_pie> sweeeeet
28:09 <+Herb_Dean> Top 10 chatters by total spoken words: steven_ (13562) cherri_pie (11974) slinky_J (10587) springaa (8514) sharni (7794) nate (5986) Abortion (5977) amelia (5224) TokenDaRing (5194) BlackDevil (4723)
28:11 <cherri_pie> rankin uppp boyyyyy
28:13 <steven_> fuck
28:15 * cherri_pie high fives
28:17 <sharni> Ohh close
28:18 <+slinky_J> woo hoo im third now
28:27 <sharni> Need to chat more Steven
28:31 <steven_> you know it only takes pliv one night
28:31 <steven_> :P
28:33 <cherri_pie> wheres springa been the cunt
28:36 <sharni> Lol
28:38 <+TokenDaRing> cherri_pie: Do you hate gay people?
28:39 <cherri_pie> he doesnt come on anymore
28:41 <+TokenDaRing> Where is plivent?
28:44 <steven_> he is on holidays
28:45 <sharni> !slot 187
28:47 <+slinky_J> word word word word
28:49 <+TokenDaRing> Where is tisk?
28:50 <+slinky_J> word word word word
28:51 <+slinky_J> word word word word
28:53 <+slinky_J> i cheatin
28:55 <sharni> No
28:55 <cherri_pie> he probly got arrested for robbing a bank
28:56 <sharni> No
28:57 <sharni> No
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29:01 <cherri_pie> and hes trying to get bail or something haha
29:05 <steven_> he will be back
29:06 <sharni> lol
29:08 <cherri_pie> true
29:09 <steven_> he has gone somewhere
29:10 <sharni> Yas
29:14 <steven_> i cant remember where
29:15 <sharni> Aww yeah
29:22 <steven_> or thats right im not allowed to tell breaker
29:23 <steven_> :P
29:26 <+slinky_J> some people like life in the real world
29:29 <sharni> Lmao
29:29 <cherri_pie> wheres amelia gone
29:30 <+slinky_J> eeeerrrgghhbrrrrr
29:35 <sharni> She gone
29:36 <cherri_pie> i wonder if shes going out tonight?
29:42 <cherri_pie> hopefully shell be back
29:45 <steven_> she didnt like the gym talk
29:46 <steven_> ;p
29:47 <+slinky_J> she went to the gym
29:50 <sharni> I'm sure she will
29:54 <sharni> Haha
29:54 <cherri_pie> i was gona go to gym as well
29:56 <cherri_pie> but i cbf
30:00 <cherri_pie> im too tired
30:01 <steven_> do you have fitbit cherri_pie
30:07 <cherri_pie> i used to
30:11 <steven_> get one
30:17 <sharni> Is it good
30:17 <cherri_pie> i got an LG one
30:24 <steven_> got or had?
30:29 <cherri_pie> i thought it was good, but i returned mine
30:33 <cherri_pie> it was very uncomfortable
30:37 <sharni> Is the fit bit gooooooodddd
30:41 <steven_> yeh it is
30:43 <cherri_pie> i havent tried the fitbit
30:44 <steven_> monitors your sleep
30:47 <sharni> Lol
30:50 <cherri_pie> but it does alot of cool shit
31:04 <cherri_pie> some of them double as a heart rate monitor
31:08 <cherri_pie> which is why i wanted mine
31:08 <sharni> I get like 3-4 hrs of sleep per night
31:13 <steven_> if your in perth
31:17 <sharni> Sleep is for the weak
31:18 <steven_> i get the good one for $100
31:23 <cherri_pie> 100 is cheap
31:28 <cherri_pie> thats how much i paid for the LG one
31:31 <steven_> ye
31:33 <cherri_pie> usually their around 200
31:34 <sharni> How much are they normally
31:39 <+slinky_J> yeah but
31:39 <steven_> no warrenty
31:41 <cherri_pie> maybe a bit less
31:41 <+slinky_J> just remember
31:43 <steven_> $200+
31:46 <sharni> Ohh
31:47 <+slinky_J> if u use that technology
31:48 <sharni> Meh
31:50 <+slinky_J> dont commit crimes
31:56 <cherri_pie> or yeh some can be more expensive i think
32:00 <+slinky_J> a woman said she was raped but her fit thingo proved she wasnt
32:01 <cherri_pie> i havent seen the latest ones
32:04 <steven_> yeh its not the best
32:08 <steven_> but its got all the good shit
32:10 <sharni> To expensive for something I wouldn't wear
32:15 <steven_> uhh
32:19 <steven_> it is also a watch
32:22 <steven_> tells you who is calling
32:23 <steven_> ect
32:23 <cherri_pie> garmin and nike is good too
32:27 <sharni> I don't wear watches duhhh
32:29 <sharni> Hahahah
32:29 <+slinky_J> i can give you a pearl necklace for free
32:31 <steven_> i can get garmin ones
32:36 <steven_> they are ment to be shit tho
32:40 <cherri_pie> yehh
32:42 <sharni> Aww yeah
32:46 <cherri_pie> i just want one thats comfortable
32:51 <steven_> mmmmmm
32:53 <cherri_pie> im gonna wear it as a watch too
32:55 <steven_> just put a liner on it
33:01 <steven_> hah nice fluffy one
33:02 <cherri_pie> its the screen
33:07 <sharni> Pink one
33:14 <steven_> ye!
33:15 <cherri_pie> its really bulky and if you lift your wrist up you cant move your hand
33:19 <sharni> It would be bulky
33:26 <sharni> I couldn't handle wearing it
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33:44 <steven_> sup tisky
33:45 <fish> sup
33:55 <fish> made a song in 5minutes
33:55 <sharni> Here fishy fishy fishy
33:55 <steven_> how u doing bro
33:57 <fish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3SPggc1j50
33:58 <steven_> hahaa
33:59 <cherri_pie> anyway im gonna head off here for a bit
34:01 <BlackDevil> Youtube: welcome 2016 alisid trance (Dec 30, 2015) Length: 3:49 - Category: Music - 5 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
34:11 <steven_> make a video ya cunt
34:12 <steven_> !
34:13 <cherri_pie> done enough arguing for now
34:15 <fish> nah man
34:19 <cherri_pie> bbl
34:21 <steven_> why not
34:22 Mode: (by thestig) +o fish
34:23 <steven_> later cherri_pie
34:24 <+fish> i lose followers if i make videos
34:29 <cherri_pie> later steve
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34:36 <steven_> ill follow when u post ur next video
34:56 <+TokenDaRing> The dance videos got better I thought
35:07 <+fish> but i quit drugs
35:15 <+fish> so no more stupid videos
35:19 <sharni> Lol
35:22 <+fish> no lol
35:24 <+fish> lols
35:25 <sharni> Hahaha
35:35 <sharni> What kind of drugs
37:26 <sharni> Bitched it
37:27 <sharni> Brb
38:28 <+fish> weed
38:41 <+fish> only one i do apart from coffee ciggas
38:45 <+fish> grog
38:47 <+fish> lols
40:10 <+TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-5M0E3y_7s
40:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE NEW CHARLIEWINSMORE PROMOTIONAL VIDEO (Dec 5, 2015) Length: 1:30 - Category: Gaming - 7,733 views - 438 likes (97.3%), 12 dislikes (2.7%)
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45:40 Kick: breaker was kicked by fish (cause i can)
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50:08 <+TokenDaRing> Second Life is fun times
50:11 <+TokenDaRing> So many people get angry
51:13 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyANFcnrM8I
51:17 <BlackDevil> Youtube: No Mercy - Where Do You Go (Nov 19, 2009) Length: - Category: Music - 8,745,745 views - 31,438 likes (97.5%), 812 dislikes (2.5%)
51:54 <beehhh> nothing more fun than mathing a transvestite
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53:07 <+TokenDaRing> What
53:12 <+TokenDaRing> You do math with a transvestite?
53:22 <+TokenDaRing> And that's the most fun thing ever?
53:25 <+TokenDaRing> I don't get it
57:48 <steven_> !fact
57:48 <+Herb_Dean> [97271] Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
58:10 <steven_> token
58:24 <steven_> going to the gym to get fit has been mythbusted
59:44 <+TokenDaRing> Haha
00:00 <+TokenDaRing> Well, 4k jogs before and after work were fine for me
00:17 <steven_> i think it was, in the fact you dont need a gym
00:31 <steven_> ill try find it again
03:23 <steven_> nup
05:43 <steven_> waste of money
06:13 <steven_> i get free gym membership
06:28 <steven_> have done for over 8 years
06:35 <steven_> been 0 times
06:47 <steven_> but i have used the sauna and steamroom spa n shit
06:57 <steven_> :P
07:28 <+TokenDaRing> Lol, they're pretty good
07:33 <+TokenDaRing> I don't mind a good steam room
07:48 <steven_> gym is good if you lift
07:53 <steven_> ect
08:19 <steven_> like nateski
08:32 <+TokenDaRing> Yeah
08:38 <+TokenDaRing> Lifting is more than just wanting to be fit though
08:38 <steven_> but for someone who just uses tredmills n shit, they are only there for the perv
08:41 <+TokenDaRing> It's about wanting an image
09:29 <steven_> yeah
10:26 <+Abortion> Well just got out of the pool. Not as strenuous as the gym (by a long shot) but I'm sick, so bite me
10:46 <+TokenDaRing> Swimming is good exercise TBH
10:52 <+TokenDaRing> Good cardio workout
10:58 <+TokenDaRing> I love going for a swim
11:00 <+Abortion> If it was strenuous
11:06 <+Abortion> not what I was doing
11:38 <+Abortion> drifting and casual breast stroke, with a podcast on speakers
13:12 <+Abortion> mmm coleslaw and mayo
13:32 <+Abortion> in near perfect balance
14:15 <+nate> MAYO!
14:18 <steven_> yeh
14:24 <steven_> that would be my next argument!
14:25 <+Abortion> yah, egg mayo
14:30 <+nate> on Abortions lips
14:31 <+Abortion> lots of mayo is bullshit
14:33 <steven_> go out the back for a swim would be a great fitness
15:12 <+Abortion> I'm actually a little annoyed, the kreepy krawly is in there full time, and its not fun to swim into the floating hose
15:46 <steven_> haha
16:00 <steven_> it feels ok if its vibrating on your dick
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16:11 <+Abortion> lol I've never tried that
16:16 <steven_> well well
16:23 <steven_> late night swim eh?
16:24 <steven_> :P
16:45 <+nate> skinny dippin with stevo
16:50 <+Abortion> reminds me of that thing on top gear where Jeremy tells of a woman who drives on the bumpy lines to stimulate her clit
17:11 <slinky_J> ew saw mariah carey on tv then
17:17 <slinky_J> she looks dead
17:43 <slinky_J> she reminds me of marylin monroes death photograph
17:46 <+Abortion> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-30/vandals-cost-riverland-winery-1m-litres-of-wine/7059770
17:51 <+Abortion> thats a lot of good
18:01 <+Abortion> goon
18:02 <+Abortion> might even be better than goon idk
18:06 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/sportsbetcomau/videos/1082291758469567/
18:20 <slinky_J> just when tv couldnt get worse, that faggot "commedien" Joel wotev has a new show on 11
19:05 <+Abortion> thats why people get netflix
19:32 <+TokenDaRing> Netlfix is amazing
19:51 <+Abortion> what is your ratio of netflix to chill TokenDaRing?
19:54 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9k81bm
20:11 <+TokenDaRing> Abortion: Depends, if I want to "chill" I just do it with my fiancee
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20:20 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v InexperiencedShoelace157
20:22 <+Abortion> fancy
20:51 <+Abortion> So are you worried that once the church bells ring, rate of chill goes through the floor?
21:02 <slinky_J> what the
21:02 <+TokenDaRing> Not really
21:07 <+TokenDaRing> We won't be married at a church :P
21:13 <slinky_J> whats good about netflix
21:26 <+Abortion> You pick your TV show at any time, no ads
21:31 <+Abortion> its what pay TV should have been
21:42 <slinky_J> pay
21:49 <+TokenDaRing> NO ads either
21:52 <+TokenDaRing> No*
21:59 <+Abortion> yeah
21:59 <+TokenDaRing> Pay TV is riddled with ads now days
22:01 <slinky_J> i game during ads
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22:01 <+TokenDaRing> It's horrible
22:03 <+Abortion> exactly
22:38 <+Abortion> Foxtel is losing subscribers left right and centre because they pissed off their customers
22:51 <slinky_J> we got rid of foxtel in 1996
22:56 <+TokenDaRing> Foxtel channels just show the same thing over and over and over
22:59 <slinky_J> havent had pay tv since
23:01 <+TokenDaRing> It's boring as fuck
23:14 <+Abortion> What if it was Ancient Aliens over and over
23:15 <+TokenDaRing> I don't understand how anyone can justify paying for it unless you're into sports
23:25 <+Abortion> lol I dl'ed that and watched a couple of minutes
23:33 <+Abortion> the nuts factor was through the roof
23:35 <+TokenDaRing> http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--7g0p5M8W--/wsmf3bdyueozjk2wnvsx.jpg
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23:38 <slinky_J> ancient aliens is the worst
23:43 <+TokenDaRing> It's so bad it's funny
23:49 <slinky_J> somebody needs to murder that muppet
23:54 <+Abortion> haha
24:00 <slinky_J> boils my blood
24:11 <+Abortion> I might be able to find my way around the darknet if I needed to, but I aint fronting the cash
24:56 <slinky_J> ESSRA TEWESSIALS
24:59 <steven_> shmelia
25:18 <+Abortion> So much proper procedure to do, even using Whonix probably isn't enough
25:20 <amelia> you may address me as Amazing Amelia
25:38 <steven_> Shmelly-ia
25:39 <slinky_J> do you shoot web outta your vajayjay?
25:40 <+Abortion> Nooo, pick a better name
25:55 <slinky_J> girls do shoot those lil globs of white stuff out they vajayjays
25:58 <steven_> mmm
26:00 <amelia> Asshole Amelia?
26:00 <+Abortion> get a dictionary of adjectives and pick something good
26:04 <slinky_J> mebe they're part aracnid
26:08 <slinky_J> h
26:09 <steven_> ahah
26:14 <steven_> bit harsh!
26:20 Mode: (by steven_) +o amelia
26:28 <+Abortion> Arachnor Amelia
26:51 <+amelia> i actually like spiders
26:54 <+amelia> that could work
26:57 <+Abortion> haha
27:10 <+Abortion> whats your fav?
27:15 <slinky_J> Ameliaphobia
27:17 <+Abortion> Wolf Spider?
27:24 <slinky_J> oh those are bad ass
27:32 <+amelia> i like them, i don't study them
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27:37 <+amelia> they are jus kinda cute
27:49 <+amelia> i freakin hate bugs
27:54 <+amelia> but spiders are cute
27:57 <+Abortion> lol
27:59 <steven_> i got fucked up by a redback
28:04 <+Abortion> so you like daddy longlegs then?
28:07 <steven_> before that i was fearless
28:13 <+Abortion> keeping the buggers under control
28:31 <+Abortion> You wouldn't die but that woulda hurt like hell
28:45 <beehhh> 45 in melb
28:52 <+Abortion> wat
29:13 <beehhh> use /list
29:19 <beehhh> type
29:53 <+Abortion> oh I thought you meant it was 45C in melb
30:20 <sharni> I needs some pussy
30:24 <sharni> !slot 100
30:24 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
30:28 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspoostains ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
30:33 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspoostains ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
30:39 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspoostains ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensfeet ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
30:47 <sharni> Eh
30:54 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlWsKoNC_h0
30:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Justin Bieber - Love Yourself (Lyrics Video) Cover (Nov 12, 2015) Length: 3:40 - Category: Music - 8,288,450 views - 48,894 likes (96.2%), 1,938 dislikes (3.8%)
30:59 <sharni> I like snakes :)
31:06 <sharni> My mumma don't like you
31:09 <steven_> get your snakes out boyz
31:15 <sharni> Haha Steven
31:18 <sharni> Noooo
31:21 <+amelia> snakes is cute too
31:28 <steven_> i have one of them snakes
31:32 <steven_> when u play the flute
31:44 <steven_> it rises
31:44 <sharni> There's 3 snakes at my place atm :D
31:45 <steven_> breaker doesnt
32:01 <sharni> Lol no you don't Steven
32:04 <sharni> They are illegal
32:08 <steven_> i do
32:13 <steven_> its also called a trouser snake
32:18 <sharni> Lmao
32:22 <+Abortion> you have three?
32:22 <sharni> Hahah smart arse
32:25 <sharni> Yea
32:36 <+Abortion> extra double penetration
32:45 <sharni> A little one.. A 4 ft one and a 9 ft one
32:49 <+Abortion> No second male neccessary
32:56 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho32Oh6b4jc
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: One Direction - Perfect (Official Video) (Oct 20, 2015) Length: 3:49 - Category: Music - 105,677,266 views - 1,671,135 likes (98.3%), 29,487 dislikes (1.7%)
33:07 <steven_> i might never be your knight in shining armour
33:07 <sharni> Baby your perfect !!!
33:09 <+Abortion> oh I thought steven said that lol
33:19 <steven_> ahahahaa
33:21 <sharni> Cause if you like smoking bongs in the hotel room
33:33 <sharni> Idk the lyrics
33:45 <steven_> but if you like playing with snakes in hotel rooms
33:52 <sharni> Baby your perfect
33:56 <+Abortion> no point finding out them now I say
33:57 <steven_> and if you like to do the things you shouldnt do, den im perrfect for yew
34:03 <sharni> Lmao
34:17 <steven_> so lets fart right now
34:19 <+amelia> steven
34:24 <sharni> Ya
34:24 <+amelia> do you want a backhand
34:27 <steven_> ahhaahahaha
34:30 <steven_> im hypo
34:35 <sharni> I want a back rub
34:41 <+Abortion> so you have no energy steven_?
34:46 <steven_> plenty
34:52 <+Abortion> thats hyper
34:57 <sharni> Stevens been sniffing wizz fizz
35:01 <steven_> i shouldnt have energy
35:04 <+Abortion> hypo actually means lacking
35:07 <sharni> Red cordial shots
35:15 <+Abortion> like hypoxia, meaning you don't have enough oxygen
35:21 <steven_> haha
35:36 <sharni> Lol
35:51 <+Abortion> Oh maybe you're that kinky?
35:53 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iFa5We6zqw
35:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Weeknd - In The Night (Dec 8, 2015) Length: 6:28 - Category: Music - 12,063,782 views - 185,187 likes (95.3%), 9,210 dislikes (4.7%)
36:02 <+Abortion> Auto-erotic asphixiation perhaps?
36:20 <slinky_J> i like chicks that are into choking
36:31 <steven_> gag
36:34 <slinky_J> rofl
36:37 <+Abortion> Like Cheryl from Archer?
36:41 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHA
36:46 <sharni> Ehh really
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36:53 <sharni> That's a bit much don't you think
36:59 * slinky_J scoffs down some cocaine
37:08 <sharni> In the night she keeps me cuming
37:11 <slinky_J> WOO WOO COCAINE CUPCAKES
37:14 <nerdhacks|68214> Steven are you modding bo2?
37:18 <sharni> Very nice
37:40 <+nate> sharni is very nice on the eyes
37:50 <+nate> Abortion told me
37:55 <+nate> :D :D :D
38:03 <sharni> nerdhacks|68214 this is a drug dealing chat not a mod chat.. Either you want some drugs or you go away
38:09 <sharni> Very nice !!!
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38:26 <sharni> All hail president trump the fagget
38:34 <sharni> Welcome...
38:35 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtVQJCq2cCM
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38:39 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BIGGEST WAVE in the World surfed 100ft at 02:50min (REAL FOOTAGE)Carlos Burle Portugal (Oct 28, 2013) Length: 3:28 - Category: Entertainment - 10,627,167 views - 13,492 likes (88.6%), 1,729 dislikes (11.4%)
38:57 <+Abortion> Whats a bit much sharni?
39:18 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbfpW0pbvaU
39:20 <steven_> this song bra
39:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shawn Mendes - Stitches (Official Video) (Jun 24, 2015) Length: 4:00 - Category: Music - 140,373,985 views - 1,414,674 likes (98.1%), 27,600 dislikes (1.9%)
39:25 <sharni> 22:36 <slinky_J> i like chicks that are into choking
39:42 <+Abortion> They're the ones into it apparently
39:44 <sharni> I'll be needing stitchessssss
39:56 <sharni> That's fucked though lol
40:09 <sharni> I don't get how people get turned on by that
40:13 <steven_> i thought i been hurt before
40:13 <+Abortion> isn't that the whole point of fetishes
40:20 <steven_> but no one ever left my butthole this sore
40:27 <sharni> But no ones left me quite this sore
40:31 <+amelia> choking is pretty common
40:33 <steven_> you penis cuts deeper then a knife
40:39 <+Abortion> orly amelia?
40:41 <sharni> Lol
40:41 <+amelia> i dont find it that outrageous
40:52 <sharni> Do you like it Amelia ;)
40:58 <sharni> Haha
41:01 <steven_> you want a good gaging?
41:03 <+Abortion> lol sharni asked the question for us
41:04 <+amelia> ahahhahahahaha
41:14 <sharni> I take that as a yes
41:15 <sharni> Hahaha
41:24 <steven_> you like your neck being full?
41:30 <steven_> good gurl
41:30 <sharni> Only thing I like that's is rough is my hair pulled
41:37 <+amelia> at least maybe 6 of my gfs have all been into it
41:40 <steven_> i fuck to hurt
41:42 <+nate> thats Abortions fav 2
41:44 <President_Trump> sharni and amelia bitch fighting?
41:48 <sharni> Lol no
41:56 <+amelia> nuh i got no dramas wif sharni
41:59 <+amelia> yet
42:03 <President_Trump> oh i didnt read it, just flirting
42:03 <+amelia> she doesn't lie n shit
42:05 <sharni> Hahahah
42:07 <sharni> Nah
42:16 <steven_> all girls like is rough
42:18 <steven_> it
42:20 <sharni> I hate dramas
42:26 <+nate> sharni and amelia sitting on slinky_Js laptop!
42:28 <steven_> 'sorry babe, does that hurt?'
42:29 <sharni> Haha yea I guess we do haha
42:34 <steven_> 'babe you want me to go slower?'
42:39 <sharni> Lmao
42:45 Nick: steven_ is now known as brabbit
42:57 <+Abortion> no no, mind reading
42:58 <President_Trump> you double dipped the chip
42:59 <+nate> bi rabbit?
43:03 <brabbit> KEKEK
43:04 <+Abortion> can't ask these questions
43:06 <brabbit> B-Rabbit
43:12 <sharni> Lol
43:27 <sharni> Ahah why can't you abortion lol
44:05 <+Abortion> presumably because it kills the mood, but actually the old saying that women expect their mind to be read: aka men can't read subtlety very well
44:07 <+amelia> one of the ladies at work she was talkin bout how her exs new woman was bumping into her at a party n jus bein an outright cow and she put up with it for a while until she finally cracked and yelled "jus rememeber the next time you're sucking his cock that its been up my arse!!"
44:22 <+amelia> i wasnt ready for that story n kinda jus sat there with my jaw dropped
44:32 <brabbit> hahahahahaa
44:38 <sharni> Lmao
44:46 Nick: brabbit is now known as steven_
44:49 <+Abortion> reeooow
44:51 <steven_> was her name renae?
44:56 <+amelia> haha no
45:00 <steven_> jokes!
45:07 <sharni> Lol
45:11 <+amelia> i dont get it
45:19 <+amelia> sharnis sis?
45:27 <steven_> no
45:42 <President_Trump> and that ex was named amelia
45:51 <slinky_J> "jus rememeber the next time you're sucking his cock that its been up my arse!!"
45:54 <steven_> ahahaha
45:54 <slinky_J> one problem
45:58 <+Abortion> sigh, strong winds for the sailing compo
46:08 <slinky_J> to do a woman in the arse is to own her
46:21 <sharni> Lol
46:23 <steven_> so if 2 people have fucked her in the bumhole she has 2 owners?
46:27 <slinky_J> what kinda dumb slurry brags about that
46:32 <slinky_J> yep
46:38 <steven_> does the retail price drop?
46:41 <slinky_J> when a maaaannnn owns a womaaaaannn
46:44 <sharni> Lol
46:46 <slinky_J> she has a sore asssss
47:04 <+Abortion> lol, back in my day, we owned real slaves. None of the psychological bullshit
47:14 <sharni> Wow are you that old
47:19 <+Abortion> yeah, 250 years old
47:36 <steven_> one more day!
47:49 <slinky_J> good old slavery
47:58 <sharni> Party time !!!
48:09 <sharni> Except I can't party hahahah
49:04 <+Abortion> http://rickandmorty.wikia.com/wiki/Hamster_in_Butt_World
49:05 <+Celery> seasonal greetings o<:D
49:11 <+Celery> seasonal greetings o<:D
49:12 <+Celery> seasonal greetings o<:D
49:39 <sharni> Xmas is over !!
49:49 <+Abortion> well shit
49:53 <+Celery> shut it up
49:55 <+Abortion> that only means it'll be back to work soo
49:56 <+Abortion> soon
49:59 <+Celery> !slot 56
49:59 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
50:03 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
50:08 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
50:14 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensknickers ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensass ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
51:16 <+nate> u miss out!
51:20 <+Abortion> old school http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end
51:28 <sharni> Lol
51:39 <sharni> !slot 189
51:43 <sharni> Eh
53:07 <steven_> !slot 500
53:07 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
53:11 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
53:16 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
53:20 <steven_> gimme dat pussy
53:25 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: You WON 2500 points, !!!
53:28 <steven_> YES
53:32 <steven_> i got the pussay
53:37 <+Abortion> RIGGED
53:41 <steven_> WINNER
54:02 <steven_> WINNER
54:05 <steven_> chicken dinner
54:11 <President_Trump> !seen jenspussy
54:11 <+Herb_Dean> 2
54:15 <+Abortion> !slot 9001
54:16 <+Herb_Dean> , please enter a valid wager between 50 and 500 points. Example: !slot 50
54:24 <+Abortion> !slot 500
54:25 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
54:28 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspoostains ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
54:31 <+Abortion> daym
54:33 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspoostains ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another jenspussy ...
54:39 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspoostains ▌ jenspussy ▌ jenspoostains ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
54:42 <steven_> u got the poostains
54:54 <+Abortion> yeah boo
55:00 <+Abortion> poop is not my fetish
55:10 <steven_> what iz?
55:18 <steven_> bumjack?
55:51 <+Abortion> back in my day, we said "suprise buttsecks"
56:22 <slinky_J> daddi tell me
56:27 <slinky_J> where did mexicans come from?
56:30 <+Abortion> none of this new fangled bumjack
56:45 Quit: beehhh ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
56:45 <+Abortion> Well, son. You see, Mexicans are made in China
57:12 <+Abortion> There is a factory where they make stereotypes, just South of Mongolia
57:29 <President_Trump> !seen anotherirc3r
57:29 <+Herb_Dean> I last saw anotherirc3r ([email protected]) 21hrs 43mins 13secs ago, quitting from IRC, saying: Quit:
57:33 <+Abortion> Back in the day, they were pretty shitty, but these days, you might actually think they're real people
57:56 <+Abortion> China has gotten very good at their industrial fakes
57:59 <President_Trump> slinky_J is more of a woman than anotherirc3r will ever be
58:49 <+nate> i have the good dinosaur
58:50 <+Abortion> The real mexicans were systematically wiped out 45 years ago, and replaced with these facsimilies.
58:59 <+Abortion> It is all part of China's plan to take over the world
59:01 <+nate> lets watch together trump
59:14 <+Abortion> The closest to real mexicans are now found further to the south, in Panama
59:27 <+Abortion> Panama is reasonably well protected by the US, because of the Panama Canal
59:42 <+Abortion> China has tried for decades to infiltrate, but have so far been unsuccessful
00:16 <+amelia> shut up and bang sharni already
00:24 * Celery smacks amelia with a red Swingline stapler
00:27 * Celery slaps amelia around with nuclear waste
00:29 * Celery throws a keyboard at amelia
00:44 <+amelia> calm down pedo
00:46 <sharni> What!!! No
00:49 <+Abortion> So when you see stuff about mexicans trying to make it into the US, what they're actually getting are ticking time bombs
01:03 <sharni> !slot 321
01:03 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
01:05 <+Abortion> because mexicans have been manufacturerd with 1 bomb in each asscheek
01:07 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
01:12 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ jensmouth ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
01:18 * Herb_Dean ▌ jensass ▌ jensmouth ▌ jensfeet ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
01:24 <sharni> Fuck me sea
01:26 <sharni> Dead
01:44 <+Abortion> wow you're more kinky thank I thought
01:55 <+amelia> get amongst it playah playah
02:01 <+nate> !slot 69
02:01 <+Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
02:05 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ ::: Good Luck, .
02:08 <+amelia> she won't resist your wet hair
02:10 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensknickers ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting at least a jenspussy ...
02:16 * Herb_Dean ▌ jenspussy ▌ jensknickers ▌ jensass ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
02:19 <+Abortion> I mean, idk if I can do that, I'd rather not go away for manslaughter
02:25 <+nate> ohh my
02:32 <sharni> Omg :/ I have to watch what I say now
02:35 <+nate> jen isnt putting out must be her peroid
02:36 <+Abortion> lol
02:48 <+amelia> i doubt that would stop her
02:58 <sharni> Lmao
03:11 <+Abortion> You kidding? Sailing the red river is metal as fuck
03:16 <+nate> lol
03:28 <+Abortion> Wear a viking helmet while doing it
03:29 <+nate> mayo on Abortions lips and now blood
03:32 <President_Trump> a period doesnt stop jen
03:50 <+Celery> melies
03:56 <+Celery> !slot 78
03:56 <+amelia> shut up trump i already said that
04:00 <+amelia> dumb ranga
04:13 <+Celery> :[[[[
04:13 <+Abortion> lol pls 2 avoid vampire references
04:25 <President_Trump> stop copying me
04:29 <+Abortion> I don't sparkle, ever so sorry
04:39 <steven_> !top20
04:42 <+Herb_Dean> Top 10 chatters by total spoken words: steven_ (14044) cherri_pie (12175) slinky_J (10837) springaa (8514) sharni (8152) Abortion (6667) nate (6052) amelia (5422) TokenDaRing (5378) BlackDevil (4930)
04:54 <+Abortion> shieeeet
04:56 <President_Trump> !seen natesarsehole
04:56 <+Herb_Dean> I found no results for your LastSeen query.
04:57 <+Abortion> I've overtaken nate
04:59 <+Abortion> this is bad news
05:06 <steven_> ;p
05:23 <+amelia> no time for gym when you're rocketing up the IRC chat ladder
05:23 <steven_> we need to remove springaa
05:31 <+Abortion> yeah :|
05:36 <+Abortion> I went in the pool before
05:42 <+Abortion> but didn't do heaps
05:45 <+Abortion> still sick
05:53 <+amelia> you have a pool
05:54 <sharni> Lol
05:56 <+Abortion> yessss
05:56 <+amelia> i hate chuuu
06:00 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
06:00 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v beehhh
06:03 <steven_> if you have a pool
06:06 <steven_> you dont need gym
06:07 <sharni> I'm trying Steven don't you worry about thT
06:08 <steven_> hahaahahaah
06:10 <+Abortion> Why not come visit? You're coming over to see your gran right?
06:11 <sharni> that
06:28 <+amelia> yah in September
06:29 <steven_> i will arange it for you Abortion
06:37 <steven_> you need to pay me....uhhh
06:37 <+Abortion> oh it'll be cold then :/
06:45 <+amelia> ITS SPRING THO
06:56 <+Abortion> lol adelaide isn't *that* hot
07:06 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/TheFemalePains/videos/981361628605264/
07:11 <President_Trump> are sharni and Abortion an item?
07:16 <+amelia> yes
07:18 <sharni> Umm no
07:22 <+Abortion> lol
07:32 <+amelia> sharni stop playing coy
07:48 <+Abortion> Though, that being said, cold water means you have to move more
07:50 <+Abortion> better workout maybe
08:02 <+Abortion> Just want to avoid ye olde hypothermia
08:05 <sharni> Noooo silly
08:06 <+amelia> are you callin me fat
08:15 <President_Trump> amelia is a larger lady
08:25 <+Celery> o.O
08:25 <+Abortion> wat no
08:27 <+Celery> O.o
08:29 <+Abortion> we were talking about the gym
08:32 <+amelia> ahahahahaaha Abortion i am joking
08:48 <+Abortion> well, President_Trump *IS* calling you fat
08:49 <+Celery> nutribullit
09:00 <+Abortion> fuck one of those appeared on our kitchen bench
09:03 <President_Trump> i just go by what picard says
09:15 <+Abortion> lol most reliable source evar
09:19 <President_Trump> size 18
09:19 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/deanfluence/videos/1120232157987971/
09:33 <+amelia> yah picard the fattest of em all
09:43 <+Abortion> Does the tuba play when he walks?
09:51 <+amelia> pretty much
10:29 <+Abortion> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aIqx1McVI
10:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stewie Follows Fat Guy With TUBA (May 5, 2009) Length: 0:15 - Category: Entertainment - 1,761,587 views - 4,335 likes (97.6%), 106 dislikes (2.4%)
13:02 <beehhh> fire fire n more fire
13:14 <sharni> Lol
13:21 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9k8j31
14:33 <steven_> nate
14:36 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9k8jjz
14:55 <+Abortion> hooooly shit
15:05 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z23CzSONiU
15:09 <+Abortion> His wife has been beating him hard
15:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Reconstruction" TAC anti speed TV ad (Dec 2, 2009) Length: 1:01 - Category: Film & Animation - 871,886 views - 1,625 likes (97.4%), 44 dislikes (2.6%)
17:08 <+Abortion> Stock brakes, there's your problem
17:24 <+Abortion> if not that, shitty tyres
17:24 <+Celery> oh lordy
17:24 <steven_> i have upgraded brakes
17:28 <+Abortion> all makes a difference
17:34 <+Celery> my ex is coming to see me for a deal
17:43 <steven_> root him
17:45 <+Celery> i havnt seen her for 10+ years
17:52 <beehhh> i ave a moutain bike
18:02 <+Celery> one of i should say
18:05 <+Celery> but this is the best one
18:15 <steven_> how do you know if you havnt seen her in 10 years
18:16 <+Celery> ;////
18:19 <steven_> she might be a piglet
18:21 <+Abortion> There's an old sailing joke, women bruise more easily than men, so invariably end up with more bruising after a sailing competition. The joke is their husbands beat them
18:24 <beehhh> http://www.adpost.com/classifieds/upload/my/sports_games/my_sports_games.850.1.jpg
18:54 <+nate> Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son
18:55 <+Abortion> stolen bike beehhh?
19:05 <beehhh> nope i paid
19:35 <+Abortion> I mean, the sign in the background looks pretty shitty
19:42 <+Abortion> so maybe the place you bought it from
24:29 <sharni> Lol
25:28 Nick: Celery is now known as Carrot
26:39 <+Carrot> o<:D
28:59 <steven_> hehe
29:03 <steven_> www.mma-core.com
29:09 <+Abortion> Bist du ein karotte?
29:40 <steven_> this just in
29:49 <BlackDevil> EARTHQUAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
29:55 <steven_> who cares
29:57 <steven_> i didnt feel it
30:22 <BlackDevil> but you feel joel inside of you
30:25 <steven_> ofcourse
30:42 <steven_> hopefully the earthquake was in florida
30:55 <BlackDevil> cananda
30:59 <steven_> same thing
31:11 <President_Trump> where are the !list losers
31:22 <steven_> one of the kiwi ips are zlined
31:29 <+Carrot> shes coming with her brother
31:32 <+Carrot> how stupid
31:33 <steven_> so most of them get directed to the otherside
31:47 <BlackDevil> yea one is zlined
31:51 <BlackDevil> due to flooding
31:54 <steven_> yeh
31:58 <+Carrot> u think i flood
32:01 <+Carrot> i didnt food shit
32:04 <+Carrot> flood
32:08 <+Carrot> youll know when im flooding doge
32:16 <President_Trump> whos carrot? bumjack?
32:17 <steven_> shuddup cunt
32:19 <+Carrot> relentless
32:25 <+Abortion> food shit huh?
32:30 <steven_> Carrot has a restless arsehole
32:32 <+Carrot> food=shit
33:09 <+Abortion> eventually, yes
33:16 <+Abortion> but what about if you were shitting bricks?
33:19 <+Abortion> wouldn't be food shit then]
33:42 <+Carrot> eat 500grams of green peas a day for a week and you might have a green poop
33:57 <+Abortion> soylent shit
34:33 <+Abortion> https://discourse.soylent.com/t/the-poop-thread/16195
34:49 <+Carrot> HULK POO
35:06 <+Carrot> HULK POOOOOOO
35:14 <+Abortion> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale
35:34 <+Carrot> not my fault jon gyrates on dildos
36:18 <+Abortion> the sybian?
36:41 <+Carrot> steven_
36:42 <+Carrot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQwH7VUa3iI
36:47 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2PAC- Run Tha Block Ft. Mr. Criminal, Stomper & Mr.Capone-E (May 4, 2008) Length: 5:21 - Category: Music - 202,243 views - 520 likes (97%), 16 dislikes (3%)
36:49 <+Carrot> i know you gonna dig this. :)
37:00 <+Carrot> high powered gangsters run the block
37:07 <steven_> loooooooooooool
37:46 Mode: (by fish) +b *!*@4a99e9ed.org
37:54 Kick: breaker was kicked by fish (lols)
38:06 <steven_> tisk mate
38:09 <steven_> whats going on
38:10 <+Abortion> stop dat
38:19 <+fish> thestig said i could
38:25 <steven_> yeh you can bro
38:27 <steven_> your the man
38:28 <+TokenDaRing> It's ok, it's breaker
38:32 <+TokenDaRing> No one likes him
38:36 <President_Trump> fish no banning, breaker is one of us
38:44 <President_Trump> and besides that, you have had sex with him
38:47 <President_Trump> coz you are gay
38:54 <steven_> he isnt gay
39:00 <steven_> he fucked breaker
39:18 <+Abortion> breaker was fine until he started being an angsty teen over jen
39:27 <+Carrot> im a high powered gangster from the south east streets
39:44 <+fish> thats me
39:52 <+Abortion> lol gang wars on IRC
39:58 <+fish> lols
40:00 <+fish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIh3VCVE8lY
40:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Breaking Bad Meth Epidemic Crippling Rural Australia (Dec 1, 2014) Length: 43:10 - Category: News & Politics - 297,908 views - 550 likes (90.5%), 58 dislikes (9.5%)
40:07 <+Carrot> im gonna wear my michael jordan baseball jersey tonight
40:08 <+Abortion> should make a chat system where you can take over rooms
40:20 <+Carrot> haha
40:22 <steven_> good video tisk
40:23 <+fish> is it gangsta to sell drugs or give them to 10 year olds
40:25 <+Abortion> it'll be full of trolls
40:26 <+Carrot> rare as imoz
40:33 <+fish> fuck u Carrot
40:34 <+Abortion> innernet trols
40:35 <+Carrot> blacksox
40:39 <+Abortion> they form gangs
41:00 <+Abortion> then go calling themselves Anonymous, and lulzsec
41:00 <steven_> smoking meth
41:11 <beehhh> everybody sexed daddy but i got charged
41:26 <BlackDevil> do you shave your dick for joel?
41:42 <+Abortion> just look at ISIS, cyber caliphate, how lame does it get
41:46 <steven_> i do
41:50 <steven_> for myself
41:59 <beehhh> ISIS vs ISIL
42:02 <slinky_J> hah
42:06 <+Carrot> i shave all of my body hair
42:11 <President_Trump> someone make me some mashed potator
42:13 <+Carrot> underarms the lot
42:16 <President_Trump> potato
42:21 <slinky_J> I've been trying to find a photograph of Walt Disney and some others
42:24 <beehhh> gartino
42:29 <slinky_J> one is holding a sign and ISIS is written on it
43:15 <slinky_J> photo turned up in the second part of the recent walt disney doco on sbs, just made me lol
43:15 <steven_> tisk
43:16 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT26xTiIjM0
43:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: American Meth (2008) Crystal Meth Heads. Val Kilmer , Justi (Jan 6, 2014) Length: 01:15:55 - Category: Film & Animation - 23,215 views - 15 likes (83.3%), 3 dislikes (16.7%)
43:33 <+Abortion> slinky_J: Is it shopped?
43:45 <BlackDevil> everything is shopped
44:02 <+Abortion> yeah guess os
44:06 <+Abortion> so
44:15 <+Abortion> how else we gonna get our sexy pics
44:22 <BlackDevil> there is a new guns and roses concert
44:35 <+Abortion> !top20
44:35 <BlackDevil> and album
44:38 <+Herb_Dean> Top 10 chatters by total spoken words: steven_ (14175) cherri_pie (12175) slinky_J (10881) springaa (8514) sharni (8168) Abortion (6947) nate (6058) amelia (5471) TokenDaRing (5386) BlackDevil (5105)
44:39 Join: Loopy ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
44:39 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Loopy
45:02 <President_Trump> roflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ Loopy
45:16 <sharni> Loopy dog
45:26 <BlackDevil> loopyshit
45:26 <President_Trump> Loopy small time seo manager
45:33 <sharni> Lmao
45:34 <President_Trump> 45k a year
45:38 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
45:38 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v xm
45:44 <President_Trump> thinks he would get 150k a year in melbourne
45:48 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
45:48 <+amelia> sup loopy
46:07 <Loopy> anyone seen jen around?
46:30 <Loopy> pullcock keeps trying to ddos me
46:52 <BlackDevil> last time i heard she went to the police to get a restraining order
46:57 <steven_> Loopy, whats your mums name?
47:14 <Loopy> steven_ fuck off
47:19 Mode: (by steven_) +b *!*@5955d5b2.irccloud.com
47:22 Mode: (by steven_) +b *!*uid136858@*.irccloud.com
47:28 Mode: (by steven_) -b *!*@5955d5b2.irccloud.com
47:46 <steven_> speak on breaker you loser
47:51 <slinky_J> <@Abortion> slinky_J: Is it shopped?
47:59 <slinky_J> no it's just a coincidence
48:02 Kick: Loopy was kicked by steven_ (loser)
48:14 <slinky_J> the ISIS wasnt the only thing written on the sign
48:17 <sharni> Lol
50:12 * Carrot slaps sharni around with a pink Macintosh
50:16 * Carrot burns sharni's house down
50:18 * Carrot slaps sharni around with Windows Me
50:26 <steven_> isis isnt using bombs no more
50:30 <steven_> they are using aka47
50:39 <+Carrot> isis is gettin whaled by russia brav
50:42 <sharni> Lol
51:03 <steven_> are they
51:05 <+Carrot> yes
51:13 <steven_> i dont really care for that shit
51:24 <+Carrot> russia killed one of ten top isis commandos linked to the paris bombings
51:27 <steven_> out of mind out of sight
52:43 <+fish> i once ripped a party cone of tabbacco
52:48 <+fish> full to brim
52:51 <+fish> u do that
52:53 <+fish> cunty
53:01 <sharni> Lol
53:01 <steven_> fuck that
53:07 <+fish> i used to ripp party cones
53:10 <BlackDevil> joel is going to join isis
53:11 <+fish> then do 720 spin
53:15 <steven_> i would never smoke a baccy cone
53:36 <steven_> wouldnt even be able to do a 2-a with my weed
53:41 <+fish> do that ripping a party cone is hard enough
53:42 <steven_> its to good
53:44 <sharni> Lol
53:46 <+fish> then involve the spin
53:56 <steven_> chris
53:58 <+fish> ues
54:00 <+fish> yes
54:01 <steven_> u wouldnt be able to rip 2 cones
54:05 <steven_> of my weed bro
54:07 <steven_> in a row
54:10 <+fish> i can do that in one breathe
54:12 <steven_> because it makes u piss
54:16 <+fish> lols
54:19 <steven_> hahaah trust me man, this shit is real harsh
54:20 <+fish> i had dmt once
54:23 <steven_> i tried today
54:36 <sharni> Probably laced with something lmao
54:41 <steven_> was it an outta boddy experience
54:42 <steven_> ?
54:45 <+fish> yes
54:48 <steven_> phycadelic
54:50 <+fish> i saw milky way
54:53 <+fish> above it
54:53 <steven_> hahahaha
54:55 <steven_> did u eat it
54:57 <+fish> no
54:59 <+fish> smoked it
55:01 <steven_> ahahhaa
55:07 <+fish> got it from a guy named tree
55:12 <+fish> no shit
55:21 <+fish> when i named a rave event
55:23 <steven_> tree wise men
55:30 <+fish> and promoted it
55:33 <steven_> nice
55:37 <steven_> get heaps of hot sluts
55:37 <steven_> ?
55:48 <+Carrot> http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/477905/Russia-bombing-Syria-ISIS-airstrikes-terrorists-Turkey
55:56 <+fish> nah lost my keycard when i had check clearing for 115k next day
56:05 <+fish> was crying at flinders st station
56:06 <sharni> Lol
56:15 <+fish> no shit
56:18 <steven_> nice
56:26 <+Carrot> WATCH: Relentless Russia bombs 450 ISIS targets wiping out HUNDREDS of jihadis
56:29 <steven_> what did u buy
56:31 <steven_> with the money
56:37 <+fish> my place
56:42 <xm> was that 115k when you sold #melbourne
56:46 <+fish> and 10k in drugs for a leso
57:04 <+fish> if i wanted sex
57:13 <+fish> i could have sleept with 50 hookers
57:20 <+fish> no shit
57:28 <+fish> stupid dike bitches
57:32 <+fish> think they are guys
57:42 <sharni> Eww
57:50 <steven_> bumjack em
57:51 <sharni> Even comes with free AIDS
58:01 <steven_> !fact
58:01 <+Herb_Dean> [94201] Your breathing rate increases when you start to type.
58:08 <steven_> :P
58:28 <sharni> Lol
58:41 <sharni> !fact
58:41 <+Herb_Dean> [42008] Your eye expands up to 45% when looking at something pleasing.
58:49 <steven_> so does my dick
58:54 <sharni> Lmao
59:04 <steven_> FACT!
59:41 <sharni> !fact
59:41 <+Herb_Dean> [22079] In Texas, it is illegal to graffiti someone's cow.
59:48 <sharni> Lol
59:57 <steven_> !fact
59:57 <+Herb_Dean> [72304] Astronauts actually get taller when in space.
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