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// #nerdhacks — 2015-12-02

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00:00:06 <woodsuck> i swear my tee vee is on fast forward
00:00:08 <woodsuck> O_O
00:02:57 <woodsuck> join sydney
00:02:58 <woodsuck> oops
00:08:33 <SpunkyGay> hi woodsuck
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00:22:56 <woodsuck> LESBIAN MOVIE ON SBS
00:23:08 <woodsuck> I REPEAT LESBIAN MOVIE ON SBS
00:23:13 <ambivalence> Lol
00:23:44 <ambivalence> Ive got a better idea
00:23:58 <woodsuck> woo southpark
00:24:03 <ambivalence> Ill stream sbs online!!!!!
00:24:21 <woodsuck> i do that most days to watch a doco
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00:28:45 <woodsuck> PROFESSOR CHAOS!
00:28:47 Join: cherri_pie ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
00:29:52 * takehold slaps cherri_pie around a bit with a large trout
00:32:59 Quit: NoblePark ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
00:35:33 * steven_ slaps takehold around a bit with a large trout
00:36:05 * takehold slaps takehold around a bit with a large trout
00:36:18 <takehold> austnet going to be dead soon
00:36:24 <takehold> where is eshay?
00:36:46 <%steven_> hang on
00:37:47 Quit: ambivalence ([email protected]) Connection closed
00:38:00 <woodsuck> as iff Activision have a movie studio to make call of duty movie
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00:41:00 <woodsuck> i wonder how many people have bought mobiles just for candy crush
00:41:01 <woodsuck> wb
00:41:06 <woodsuck> fgt !
00:42:33 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
00:42:49 <woodsuck> aaww
00:42:55 <woodsuck> there woz 2 stevens now only one
00:43:16 <woodsuck> if i watch some anal porn with some slut maybe steven_ will come back!
00:53:14 <SpunkyGay> tisk you fucking cunt
00:53:40 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: .
00:55:07 <woodsuck> there she goes
00:55:09 <woodsuck> quitting again
00:55:12 <woodsuck> no talk of nipples
00:55:17 <woodsuck> fkn gyped
00:55:22 <woodsuck> by a gypsy
00:56:55 <SpunkyGay> lol
00:56:55 <SpunkyGay> roma
00:57:04 <SpunkyGay> i love you woodsuck
01:04:09 <woodsuck> LOL
01:10:21 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: BAM
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01:11:43 <screws> hey
01:14:11 <screws> takehold: asdlfjkasdfqw
01:15:53 <woodsuck> i did see pic of her body ones
01:15:55 <woodsuck> once
01:15:58 <woodsuck> but clothed
01:16:17 <woodsuck> croatians are pretty angry people hey SpunkyGay
01:16:30 <woodsuck> this serb guy that lived up stairs his best friend was croat
01:16:46 <woodsuck> and one night when he was drunk he was tryin to climb the electric gate
01:16:51 <woodsuck> and i told him not to
01:17:03 <woodsuck> and he came at me with a bottle of jim beam and smashed it over his fkn head
01:17:08 <woodsuck> so i grabbed a kitchen knife
01:17:14 <woodsuck> crazy immigrant
01:19:30 <SpunkyGay> lol
01:19:31 <SpunkyGay> screws
01:19:33 <SpunkyGay> you're a gay cunty
01:20:02 <woodsuck> lol
01:21:48 <woodsuck> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49xEteXv9s4
01:21:51 <woodsuck> lols
01:21:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adventure Time - Thank You - Snow Golem's Song (WITH LYRICS) (Nov 24, 2011) Length: 0:41 - Category: Music - 118,794 views - 335 likes (96%), 14 dislikes (4%)
01:21:59 <woodsuck> do do do!
01:26:40 <woodsuck> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Iho1rldiuM
01:26:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adventure Time Gunter molests Jake (Jun 3, 2012) Length: 0:21 - Category: Comedy - 611,276 views - 2,065 likes (96.2%), 81 dislikes (3.8%)
01:28:55 Quit: screws ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
01:50:56 Quit: Hennessy ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
02:30:41 Quit: cherri_pie ([email protected]) Quit:
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06:28:29 <+BlinkyBill> someone sniff my farts
06:36:12 <+BlinkyBill> jon will
06:36:18 <+BlinkyBill> hes a poofter
06:38:16 <+BlinkyBill> wonder what colour condom he farted this morning
06:38:59 <takehold> fuck u kunny u fuckhead
06:39:34 <+BlinkyBill> hey dipshit
06:39:37 <takehold> go lick Tisk's asshole
06:39:52 <+BlinkyBill> thats what u do
06:40:07 <+BlinkyBill> givin tisky rimjobz
06:40:54 <takehold> thats what u love
06:40:56 Quit: takehold ([email protected]) Quit:
06:41:47 <+BlinkyBill> Tisk
06:41:52 <+BlinkyBill> hey faggot bitch
06:50:04 <+BlinkyBill> blinky bumjack
06:50:32 * BlinkyBill slaps Tisk around a bit with a large trout
07:34:34 Quit: BlinkyBill ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
07:36:30 <Tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoJKw6QRU-w
07:36:34 <BlackDevil> Youtube: southern bass techno 2015 (Nov 25, 2015) Length: 2:56 - Category: Music - 17 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:42:21 <Tisk> lols
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10:43:43 Quit: Tisk ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
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11:11:43 Quit: semispontaneously ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 122 seconds
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11:15:56 <ABC> WHAT CUNT
11:23:25 <ABC> righto
11:23:30 <ABC> step to it
11:23:33 <ABC> pollock
11:23:35 <ABC> u dog
11:23:39 <ABC> why so angry
11:27:09 <ABC> woof woof
11:27:14 <ABC> LOL
11:28:01 <ABC> "I originally felt sorry for him because everyone seemed to pick on him
11:28:01 <ABC> "
11:29:03 <ABC> `topic "I originally felt sorry for him because everyone seemed to pick on him"
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11:58:20 <thestig> limpydog
12:00:17 <ABC> dickhead
12:00:23 <ABC> shut ur holeeee
12:02:35 <thestig> limpyyydogggg
12:06:35 <ABC> dead cunt
12:06:46 <ABC> deadddddddddd cuntttttttt
12:06:46 <woodsuck> If you know someone that cares about tigers, adopt that person and receive a free plush toy of a person.
12:07:54 Kick: ABC was kicked by thestig (thestig)
12:12:24 Join: ABC ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
12:12:32 <ABC> its ok man
12:12:34 <ABC> dont stress
12:12:40 <ABC> everything will be ok
12:13:02 <thestig> i dont care lol
12:13:06 <thestig> u are nothing
12:13:06 <ABC> lol
12:13:12 <ABC> no i'm not cunt
12:13:16 <ABC> i'm nuthin
12:13:19 <ABC> get it righty
12:13:22 <ABC> right
12:13:33 <thestig> you are nuthink
12:13:40 <ABC> i am god
12:14:00 <thestig> is that why u raped jen?
12:14:06 <ABC> haha
12:14:52 <ABC> rape no1
12:15:49 <ABC> and its really no ones business
12:20:14 <thestig> it is when it is rape
12:26:50 <ABC> FYI if it was rape i doubt she would be talking to me
12:27:34 <ABC> and i didnt touch no one
12:27:52 <ABC> so its all moot
12:42:39 <woodsuck> THE RAT IS ASLEEP THE RAT IT ASLEEP
12:42:42 <woodsuck> IT SLEEPS A LOT
12:42:45 <woodsuck> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
12:42:49 <woodsuck> my ratmetal song
12:47:49 <woodsuck> fkn this hottie on masterchef
12:48:06 <woodsuck> kinda looks like julia roberts
12:51:24 <woodsuck> u r the worst therapy group ever!
12:51:36 * woodsuck goes back to slammin heroin in to his dick
13:00:05 <ABC> mmmmmm rat
13:00:08 <ABC> making me hungry
13:00:19 <ABC> chilli chop fried rat
13:07:27 <woodsuck> i have a new song
13:07:32 <woodsuck> cinnamon peniiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssss
13:07:36 <woodsuck> you smell like yum
13:07:37 <woodsuck> the end
13:07:39 <woodsuck> <3
13:08:06 Nick: woodsuck is now known as smashmouse
13:08:11 Nick: smashmouse is now known as slinky_J
13:08:20 Nick: slinky_J is now known as woodsuck
13:31:07 <ABC> i will slaughter ur rat
13:31:12 <ABC> and fry the cunt up
13:31:42 <ABC> then dispose of it
13:34:22 <woodsuck> yuk
13:41:13 <thestig> didnt know dogs eat rat
13:42:25 <woodsuck> lol
13:43:03 Mode: (by thestig) +o ABC
13:43:13 Mode: (by thestig) +o stevennn
13:44:03 Mode: (by thestig) +ooo Ripstaa wold woodsuck
13:44:10 Mode: (by thestig) +ooo g^style Rusteaux Simwolf
13:44:17 Mode: (by thestig) +ooo ted-afk sfx Hennessy
13:44:26 <thestig> STIG MELTODOWN LOLOLOLOL
13:46:01 Mode: (by ABC) +b *!*@8d4583f8.internode.on.net
13:46:06 Kick: thestig was kicked by ABC (idiot)
13:46:13 <ABC> :)
13:47:23 Mode: (by ABC) -b *!*@8d4583f8.internode.on.net
13:48:34 Mode: (by sfx) -o+b ABC *!*@59.167.0903C7.723292
13:48:34 Kick: ABC was kicked by sfx (I recommend you see a therapist)
13:49:33 <woodsuck> LMAO
13:49:37 <woodsuck> aw
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14:04:00 <thestig> ty
14:09:59 Join: sik ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
14:10:21 <thestig> piSSsSSsSs
14:12:32 <sik> david
14:12:35 <sik> dam
14:12:53 <sik> !david
14:12:56 <sik> fuck
14:13:02 <sik> trying script
14:13:04 <sik> something
14:14:14 Mode: (by sfx) +b *!*@ab8df7c1.optusnet.com.au
14:14:15 Kick: sik was kicked by sfx (Are we having fun yet?)
14:14:20 Mode: (by sfx) +o thestig
14:27:45 Mode: (by Abortion) -bb *!*@ab8df7c1.optusnet.com.au *!*@59.167.0903C7.723292
14:27:46 Join: pooflake ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
14:27:51 <pooflake> gay men
14:28:18 <%Abortion> <sik> nah i am bored
14:28:18 <%Abortion> <sik> and wanta fuck a chicks brains out
14:28:36 <pooflake> lolz
14:28:38 <%Abortion> huehuehuehuehuehue
14:28:50 <pooflake> fukn pc is broken
14:29:27 <pooflake> start up does its thing when it gets too load windows it turns off
14:29:39 <pooflake> everytime..?
14:30:25 <pooflake> any pc techs here
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14:35:50 <ABC> poor sfx
14:36:07 <ABC> so sad
14:36:35 Mode: (by sfx) +b *!*@59.167.0903C7.723292
14:36:35 Kick: ABC was kicked by sfx (You are frightening our customers, we must ask... ehh, tell you to leave)
14:38:24 <BlackDevil> mates of yours david?
14:38:52 <pooflake> lolz
14:38:56 <pooflake> had a bumjack probs
14:39:53 <BlackDevil> shutup joel
14:40:04 <pooflake> ?¿
14:40:27 <thestig> hey BD
14:40:42 <thestig> joel the bumjacker
14:40:57 Quit: Hennessy ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
14:42:07 <BlackDevil> we know that
14:49:06 Mode: (by Abortion) -b *!*@59.167.0903C7.723292
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14:51:20 <ABC> thanks
14:51:39 <%Abortion> There's nothing for it
14:52:35 <ABC> ;)
14:54:44 <BlackDevil> joel bujacked 5 seconds of summer
14:54:58 <ABC> pollock cant stop me
14:55:18 <ABC> do as i please
14:55:20 <pooflake> lolz
14:55:55 <ABC> harder u try the worst it will become
14:56:13 <ABC> so keep trying
14:56:47 <%Abortion> fuck, moved some awkward object that had shit all over it, just noticed its on my shirt
14:57:49 <ABC> was it literally shit?
14:57:54 <ABC> does it smell like shit?
14:58:33 <%Abortion> no
14:58:41 <%Abortion> its thick dust
14:58:49 <%Abortion> could be oil or graphite dust
14:58:59 Quit: Ripstaa ([email protected]) Quit:
14:58:59 Mode: (by sfx) +b *!*@59.167.0903C7.723292
14:58:59 Kick: ABC was kicked by sfx (Don't care what lies you tell her on facebook, we talk on the phone every night :)
14:59:12 Mode: (by Abortion) -b *!*@59.167.0903C7.723292
14:59:15 <pooflake> lolzzzzz
14:59:21 <pooflake> who u talkin bout
14:59:30 Mode: (by sfx) +b *!*@59.167.0903C7.723292
14:59:33 Mode: (by Abortion) -b *!*@59.167.0903C7.723292
14:59:39 Mode: (by sfx) -o Abortion
14:59:41 Mode: (by sfx) +b *!*@59.167.0903C7.723292
14:59:43 <Abortion> 1op
14:59:44 <Abortion> 1op
14:59:47 <Abortion> `op
14:59:48 Mode: (by sfx) +b *!*@162.252.1A9ED1.E43406
14:59:48 Kick: Abortion was kicked by sfx (Anger is a tool, only for one's opponents)
14:59:49 <pooflake> lolz
15:00:03 <pooflake> bumjacked
15:00:28 <pooflake> woodsuck
15:00:33 <pooflake> u here stinkin pg
15:00:52 <woodsuck> judging amy never masturbates in the show
15:00:53 <woodsuck> lame as
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15:04:48 <pooflake> nate
15:04:52 <pooflake> up 4 bumjack
15:05:01 <nate> sure who wouldnt be
15:05:09 <nate> girls be lining up
15:05:25 <nate> tisk is screaming for a bumjack
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15:06:35 Mode: (by woodsuck) -b *!*@162.252.1A9ED1.E43406
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15:06:37 Mode: (by bios) +o Abortion
15:06:42 Mode: (by woodsuck) -b *!*@59.167.0903C7.723292
15:06:43 Mode: (by Abortion) -o sfx
15:06:47 <woodsuck> wb
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15:07:01 <ABC> :)
15:07:06 <Abortion> cheers
15:07:15 <ABC> thanks
15:07:42 <pooflake> jimbeam or weed
15:07:46 <pooflake> which do i get
15:07:52 <ABC> ice
15:08:54 <nate> get a chick with big boobies
15:09:07 <pooflake> lolz
15:09:35 <ABC> small boobs
15:09:45 <Abortion> flat boobs
15:09:52 <nate> small boobs big pussy
15:09:55 <Abortion> so long as its a natural pussy
15:10:05 <ABC> and a dick
15:10:08 <ABC> for pooflake
15:10:09 <nate> whats a natural pussy ?
15:10:19 <ABC> unshaven
15:10:21 <Abortion> one that isn't post op
15:10:31 <nate> unshaven like Abortions chest
15:10:40 <ABC> and back
15:11:04 <nate> ohh cant be a dude
15:11:05 <nate> lol
15:11:27 <ABC> but thats what pooflake is into
15:11:30 <nate> dont try fuck the nicks with x in them ;l
15:11:42 <nate> like abcXpooflake
15:11:55 <nate> ;p
15:12:13 <pooflake> ;l
15:13:05 <nate> raining here, if only pooflake was in her wet t-shirt
15:13:28 <nate> LOL i saw on kardasians the old bitch mother was doing sexy shots in the pool
15:13:35 <nate> geeet her offf!
15:14:41 <nate> http://images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/140/photos/82000/114082.jpg
15:15:09 <nate> god has stuffed her with sausage meat
15:15:17 <nate> ewww get her pooflake
15:15:49 <nate> i think all men should turn into women, then their wont be any sexism ;l
15:15:59 <nate> what ya think pooey
15:16:57 <woodsuck> caitlyn is worse
15:17:04 <woodsuck> get outta the news you piece of shit cunt
15:17:10 <nate> get her in the pool
15:17:16 <woodsuck> i cant believe we have a trans sexual in the army
15:17:26 <woodsuck> cant remember the position they hold but it's high
15:17:53 <nate> every position
15:17:53 <nate> lol
15:17:57 <pooflake> lolz
15:18:22 <pooflake> i like poo i like poooo i like poooooooooooooo
15:19:48 <ABC> poor cunt sfx
15:24:18 <ABC> sad
15:24:20 <ABC> sad sad
15:24:23 <ABC> want a tissue
15:24:38 <nate> for his cum?
15:27:52 <ABC> for his tears
15:29:27 <nate> spose he cant come, will have to cry
15:29:38 * nate sobs
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15:31:21 <ABC> he's going to be skull fucked and left for dead when i see him
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15:34:32 <pooflake> lolz
15:34:38 <pooflake> the gayloards are here
15:37:25 <pooflake> just got a bag of weed hehe
15:38:48 <pooflake> woodsuck is a transgender
15:38:57 <ABC> idiot
15:39:02 <ABC> fukn weed
15:39:04 <ABC> ur a joke
15:39:16 <ABC> i told u what to get
15:39:20 <ABC> and u didnt
15:39:26 <ABC> u r a disgrace
15:39:32 <ABC> nope'
15:39:33 <ABC> thats it
15:40:58 <pooflake> bumjacked ur uncle
15:42:56 <ABC> mutt
15:46:55 <pooflake> i can smell nates poo from here
15:48:52 <pooflake> ;l
15:52:33 <pooflake> on me dads pc
15:52:37 <pooflake> mines shit itself
15:52:49 <pooflake> get it fixed next week
15:53:17 <pooflake> º-º
15:54:44 <nate> has oskar married jen yet
15:55:04 <nate> pooflake will be best man
15:57:13 <pooflake> lolz
15:57:31 <pooflake> i got a bullet for both of em
15:57:59 <pooflake> :]
15:58:03 <nate> how much money for the rings
15:58:15 <pooflake> burger rings
15:58:26 <pooflake> :]
16:02:07 <pooflake> <BlackDevil> put a burger ring on the tip of your penis and i will eat it off
16:02:07 <ABC> im going to marry jen
16:02:15 <ABC> not oskar
16:02:18 <pooflake> lolololololololololollllll
16:02:20 <ABC> nate
16:02:55 <pooflake> lolololololololololollllll
16:02:57 <pooflake> 0
16:04:09 <thestig> nateeee
16:04:19 <pooflake> stiegler
16:04:50 <pooflake> ThE STiFF
16:05:43 <thestig> bumjacked
16:06:27 <pooflake> u
16:06:37 <pooflake> u got bumjacked
16:08:01 Join: tisk ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:08:04 <tisk> lols
16:08:13 <pooflake> tisky
16:08:16 <tisk> lols
16:08:21 <pooflake> piSstopHer
16:08:29 <pooflake> lololololol
16:08:33 <tisk> i going get job next year
16:08:42 <pooflake> hahahahhahahaa
16:08:47 <tisk> lols
16:08:59 <pooflake> go be a farmer like johninja
16:09:02 <thestig> lolllllll
16:09:08 <Abortion> Tell us your plans to buy units and roll it like a baby boomer
16:09:13 <thestig> opal farmer
16:09:25 <woodsuck> poo opals
16:09:29 <pooflake> lolz
16:09:29 <nate> what sorta job tisky, checkout chick?
16:09:40 <pooflake> chris the professional poo parrot
16:09:43 <nate> scream at the customers
16:09:46 <tisk> lols
16:09:53 <tisk> fuck do u wanta buy this or not
16:09:59 <tisk> fucken you buy it cunt
16:10:02 <tisk> lols
16:10:13 <pooflake> you poofter gutz
16:10:28 <pooflake> go get a job at mr toys toyworld
16:10:32 <thestig> dance for customers
16:11:04 <thestig> go to rival company play ur music and dance for them too scare them off
16:11:35 <pooflake> LOLOLOOLOLOL
16:11:46 <nate> tisk would be good at a computer game store
16:12:13 <ABC> tisk will make a good gay gigalo
16:12:28 <nate> how so isnt his bum flat?
16:12:30 <pooflake> rolls up to work with a smudgeon of poo on his nose
16:12:49 <nate> flat bums dont win awards
16:13:33 <pooflake> then the other workers start calling him pooflake
16:14:27 <woodsuck> i have a big penis phobia
16:14:39 <woodsuck> so scared when a male prositute with a big penis pulls it out
16:14:45 <woodsuck> my bum hole tightens up
16:15:15 <pooflake> thats because you're homosexual man
16:15:42 <woodsuck> lols
16:16:14 <ABC> you pooflake nate tisk sfx and BlackDevil should throw a party
16:16:20 <ABC> gay homosexual party
16:16:31 <ABC> for gay cunt
16:16:32 <pooflake> bullshit
16:16:32 <ABC> s
16:16:56 <ABC> sfx will dress up in a clown costume for u all
16:18:04 <pooflake> poofter gutz man
16:18:10 <nate> i only go for sexy gym guys like abc
16:18:24 <nate> pumP it!
16:18:55 <pooflake> lolz
16:18:58 <thestig> twinks
16:19:08 Mode: (by thestig) +o nate
16:19:09 <pooflake> stig
16:19:25 <pooflake> have u ever put ice cubes in beer to cool it down
16:19:31 <pooflake> or dont people do that
16:20:00 <woodsuck> soggy sao party
16:20:15 <thestig> no but i put icecubes in a chick before
16:20:37 <pooflake> ok buttmunch
16:21:17 <woodsuck> lolol
16:22:24 <nate> i put m&m's in woodsuck before
16:22:30 <pooflake> lolz
16:22:33 <nate> melt in his pussy not in his hands
16:22:52 <thestig> loll
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16:23:40 <takehold> where is that fucking weak cunt tisk
16:23:43 <takehold> and pollock
16:23:50 <pooflake> go have a bumjack in the mens toilets poofter gutz
16:24:02 <woodsuck> now ino how to cool my asshole after a vindaloo shit
16:24:03 <woodsuck> ty
16:25:01 <pooflake> suck some mens balls man
16:25:40 <ABC> tisk is here he is known as 'tisk'
16:25:51 <ABC> pollock is here he is known as 'sfx'
16:26:13 <pooflake> that seems a perfect task for ABC
16:26:21 <ABC> what cunt
16:26:25 <pooflake> to suck some mens scrotums
16:26:28 <pooflake> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
16:26:46 <ABC> all urs big boy
16:27:52 <pooflake> no movies tonight :((((((((((((((
16:27:59 <pooflake> i like movie nights
16:28:03 <takehold> hahahahaha
16:28:11 <takehold> ABC thankyou
16:28:17 <takehold> i do know who tisk and sfx loser are
16:28:39 <pooflake> im going to throw my pc out the window 4 metres onto concrete
16:28:45 <pooflake> that will fix it i think
16:29:35 <woodsuck> lol
16:29:45 <takehold> yeh
16:29:47 <takehold> thats a good idea
16:29:52 <takehold> pooflake is that u?
16:29:53 <takehold> kunny?
16:29:57 <pooflake> ?
16:30:20 <takehold> kunny?
16:30:33 <pooflake> ?
16:31:07 <woodsuck> mummy
16:31:13 <woodsuck> bummy
16:31:23 <woodsuck> i have fucked two pregnant chicks
16:31:26 <woodsuck> NO WAIT 3
16:31:35 <woodsuck> thx for waiting.
16:31:44 <takehold> wtf
16:31:55 <takehold> ratwood the rat is pregnant you mean
16:32:10 <woodsuck> she is havin half human half rat babies
16:32:11 <pooflake> lololololololololololo
16:32:12 <woodsuck> rabies
16:32:17 <woodsuck> lols
16:32:23 <ABC> ur a joke sfx
16:32:27 <ABC> a laughing stock
16:32:40 <takehold> sfx is david alexander pollock
16:32:43 <takehold> mrs pohs son
16:32:46 <takehold> lorraine milne
16:32:49 <takehold> and father of chucky
16:32:53 <takehold> andy milne
16:32:55 <pooflake> its not alexander
16:32:57 <takehold> speedee carpets
16:32:58 <pooflake> its anderson
16:33:02 <ABC> lol
16:33:04 <ABC> anderson
16:33:05 <takehold> ok
16:33:07 <takehold> anderson then
16:33:13 <takehold> david IAN ANDERSON pollock
16:33:21 <takehold> carpet binder midget
16:33:23 <pooflake> yes
16:33:24 <takehold> turned fridge fucker
16:33:45 <ABC> hahaa
16:34:36 <pooflake> i got a pizza in the fridge
16:34:53 <pooflake> pepperoni pizza with cheese [:
16:35:19 <ABC> hahahaha
16:35:22 <ABC> die cunttttt
16:35:27 <ABC> u SHOULD FUCKING DIEEEEEE
16:35:29 <ABC> dead cunt
16:35:33 <ABC> DEAD CUNT TALKING
16:35:35 <ABC> what cunt
16:35:36 <ABC> slut
16:35:38 <ABC> what dog
16:35:39 <pooflake> your father?
16:35:43 <ABC> what
16:35:44 <ABC> what cunt
16:35:46 <ABC> DOGGGGGG
16:35:50 <ABC> lOLsTerR
16:35:56 <pooflake> fuckoff poopy
16:36:00 <takehold> look guys can you keep a secret
16:36:00 <ABC> STUPID WHITE DOGGGGGG
16:36:01 <pooflake> poopydoge
16:36:03 <takehold> to yourselves?
16:36:10 <ABC> whats the secret
16:36:11 <ABC> i cant
16:36:13 <ABC> so tell me
16:36:17 <takehold> well i cant tell you then
16:36:19 <ABC> it'll spread like wild fire
16:36:22 <takehold> but its about jen
16:36:24 <pooflake> poopydoge
16:36:28 <ABC> what about her
16:36:38 <pooflake> poopydoge
16:37:01 <pooflake> poopydoge
16:37:02 <ABC> tell me cunt
16:37:12 <takehold> nup
16:37:17 <takehold> dont think that was a wise idea
16:37:19 <pooflake> she is really a transgender
16:37:20 <takehold> suggesting something
16:37:21 <ABC> tell me
16:37:26 <ABC> i can keep a secret
16:37:27 <takehold> you just tell everyone
16:37:33 <ABC> fuck off
16:37:35 <takehold> cant trust any of you cunts on here
16:37:38 <takehold> maybe 2 ppl
16:37:40 <ABC> who would i tell
16:37:40 <takehold> thats it
16:37:47 <ABC> its me loopydog
16:37:50 <ABC> u can tell me
16:37:52 <pooflake> poopydog
16:37:53 <takehold> you would go to melb to carry out the deed
16:38:00 <ABC> whatever that is
16:38:01 <ABC> cunt
16:38:08 <ABC> tell me
16:38:12 <ABC> send me a message
16:38:29 <woodsuck> gayday preppers
16:38:52 <takehold> well i know why she left irc
16:38:58 <takehold> and what she has moved on to
16:38:59 <takehold> and why
16:39:21 <woodsuck> y
16:39:42 <takehold> well she was looking for something specific
16:39:47 <takehold> and no guy here could give it to her
16:39:53 <takehold> so she left
16:40:06 <pooflake> she works in a brothel now and doing well ur trying 2 say?
16:40:17 <takehold> hell no
16:40:21 <takehold> girls like jen dont work at brothels
16:40:29 <thestig> haha
16:40:39 <pooflake> i couldnt give a rodents rectum about the silly girl
16:41:04 <pooflake> its 1 girl out of precisely 20203209319014 girls in the world
16:41:45 <ABC> exactly
16:42:02 <takehold> well she was looking for something specific loopy
16:42:13 <takehold> kunny might have been able to provide her
16:42:22 <takehold> but not sure if a qld sex tour was on her cards as of yet
16:44:32 <pooflake> lol
16:44:36 <pooflake> .?
16:45:01 <takehold> thing is it was all so simple
16:45:05 <takehold> she wanted a real man
16:45:12 <takehold> with real sexual desires
16:45:16 <pooflake> ®څ
16:45:31 <takehold> none of this come over and kiss me on my piss stained cat shit floor/carpets
16:45:33 <takehold> like tisk tried
16:45:40 <ABC> lol
16:45:56 <takehold> or darren trying to lure her into a handjob in the park by offering her a pizza hut 5 dollar menu
16:45:58 <takehold> no
16:46:00 <takehold> she wanted more
16:46:13 <ABC> haha
16:46:29 <takehold> what do you think it was she wanted ABC?
16:46:29 <ABC> what she say about me cunt
16:46:44 <pooflake> lolz
16:46:50 <pooflake> homosexual ofcourse
16:46:55 <ABC> hahaa
16:47:22 <ABC> i just had a shot of meth
16:47:27 <ABC> hahaaaha
16:47:41 <pooflake> bullshit faggot
16:47:43 <ABC> and this dog
16:47:47 <ABC> ran out
16:47:47 <pooflake> you cant get meth faggot
16:47:54 <ABC> in front of my car
16:47:58 <ABC> this loopy dog
16:48:02 <ABC> and i hit the cunt
16:48:15 <pooflake> hahahaahahahahaha
16:48:22 <pooflake> UARSEHOLE
16:48:26 <ABC> all ya hear is yelp yelp yelp
16:48:29 <pooflake> ill fucken beat ya
16:48:30 <ABC> i look back
16:48:35 <ABC> cunts gone
16:48:37 <ABC> :(
16:49:56 <takehold> guys
16:50:00 <takehold> if u had any idea how simple it was
16:50:06 <takehold> its why pollock has gone into hiding
16:50:08 <takehold> just lurks
16:50:20 <pooflake> lolz
16:50:29 <takehold> its what took pollock
16:50:35 <takehold> and he could not deliver
16:50:38 <takehold> return the favour
16:50:51 <takehold> honestly she told me today on facebook
16:50:59 <woodsuck> tell him prossies rnt that expensive
16:51:04 <takehold> cant believe no guy offered her it
16:51:12 <takehold> especially him of all ppl
16:52:12 <takehold> seriously it was all so simple
16:52:17 <ABC> return the favor?
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16:53:05 <pooflake> hu carez
16:53:35 <takehold> man if you had any idea
16:53:43 <takehold> you would just see how easy it was
16:53:50 <takehold> something even you of all ppl kunny could offer
16:54:28 <takehold> you will shit the fan when you realise how simple yet so tender
16:55:09 <ABC> haha
16:55:11 <ABC> fuck up
16:55:31 <takehold> im serious
16:55:53 <takehold> when i asked her why
16:55:56 <takehold> and told her wtf
16:55:59 <takehold> couldnt believe it
16:56:07 <takehold> she said "yes couldnt even ask me ...."
16:56:25 <ABC> ?!
16:56:42 <ABC> why ask
16:56:56 <ABC> not like u need permission
16:57:06 <takehold> of course
16:57:10 <takehold> thats why she's fuming
16:57:13 <takehold> and left for good
16:57:22 <takehold> because something so simple requires no persmission
16:57:26 <takehold> just the initiative
16:57:33 <ABC> yeppppp
16:58:27 <ABC> but one thing u have to remember takehold
16:58:30 <ABC> she's mine cunt
16:58:49 <takehold> fuck off she's mine
16:58:58 <ABC> fuck off cunt shes mine
16:59:28 <takehold> nope
16:59:31 <takehold> fuck off she's mine
16:59:31 <ABC> yep
16:59:35 <ABC> nope
16:59:37 <ABC> mine
16:59:37 <takehold> where is kunny?
16:59:39 <ABC> sorry
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16:59:54 <ABC> kuniva
16:59:55 <pooflake> i am kun
17:00:00 <ABC> isnt that poojab
17:00:15 <takehold> so kunny
17:00:24 <pooflake> wat
17:00:27 <takehold> you wanna know what jen needed the most?
17:00:32 <pooflake> k
17:00:39 <takehold> but no cunt even had the guts to bestow it upon her
17:00:44 <takehold> even pollock of all ppl
17:00:48 <takehold> takes but not gives
17:00:51 <takehold> rude cunt
17:00:55 <takehold> jen hates guys like that
17:01:00 <ABC> pearl necklace?
17:01:04 <takehold> nope
17:01:13 <takehold> A ROYAL BUMJACK!
17:01:23 <pooflake> lolz
17:01:24 <takehold> thats all she fucking wanted
17:01:26 <pooflake> bumjack
17:01:28 <takehold> simple bumjack
17:01:42 <pooflake> hehehehe
17:02:01 <takehold> see what i mean about pollock
17:02:06 <ABC> i bet she did
17:02:10 <takehold> the cunt likes to take a bumjack from robbo ingham
17:02:13 <takehold> but wont return the favour
17:02:16 <takehold> to his queen
17:02:48 <pooflake> robbo
17:03:03 <takehold> king robbo the lord of bumjacks
17:03:06 <pooflake> me n robbo hang out together
17:03:13 <takehold> ALL HAIL ROYAL INGHAM
17:03:21 <takehold> OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR
17:03:50 <ABC> haha
17:04:03 <ABC> sfx hates me
17:04:07 <ABC> i dont know why
17:04:15 <ABC> what did i do
17:04:20 <ABC> :(
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17:04:42 <takehold> took her from him
17:04:46 <takehold> she likes u man
17:04:56 <takehold> but she's angry you didnt offer a bumjack
17:05:05 <takehold> A Sir King Kunny Royal Bumjack
17:05:12 <takehold> or a Robbo Ingham Special
17:05:20 <ABC> haha
17:05:41 <ABC> way to high
17:06:09 <ABC> usually not on earth
17:06:14 <pooflake> lolz
17:06:16 <ABC> when im in a state like that
17:06:30 <takehold> lol
17:06:30 <pooflake> workin tomorro ;\
17:06:38 <ABC> im at work now
17:06:42 <takehold> im not working for the rest of the year im on holidays now
17:06:43 <ABC> where ya work
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17:06:54 <pooflake> get paid of centrelink next tues
17:06:58 <takehold> centrelink
17:07:00 <takehold> advance payment
17:07:02 <takehold> live it large
17:07:03 <pooflake> and get paid from work this fri
17:07:14 <takehold> im getting a robbo ingham special
17:07:14 <ABC> nice
17:07:21 <pooflake> i work for cash
17:07:23 <takehold> half weight
17:07:29 <pooflake> nah
17:07:32 <pooflake> no ice
17:07:34 <takehold> just enough for a royal bumjack
17:07:41 <ABC> haha
17:07:48 <pooflake> maybe a half of weed or a full one
17:07:48 <ABC> this cunt wants ice off me today
17:07:58 <pooflake> see how the funds work out
17:07:58 <takehold> ice no problem
17:08:00 <ABC> he'll be at my house
17:08:01 <takehold> just ask my gf
17:08:05 <takehold> she will deliver
17:08:06 <ABC> when i get home from work
17:08:07 <takehold> free
17:08:24 <BlackDevil> wtf is a burger ring?
17:08:30 <pooflake> chips
17:08:40 <pooflake> burger rings are chips mang
17:08:44 <takehold> burger ring is a chip
17:08:45 <takehold> aussie
17:08:49 <takehold> very aussie classic
17:09:01 <ABC> burger rings u get from hungry jacks
17:09:03 <takehold> burger ring also other name for pollocks anus
17:09:07 <takehold> when robbo ingham fuck it
17:09:08 <ABC> u put em around ya penis
17:09:11 <takehold> he called it a burger ring
17:09:21 <takehold> because his cock smell of mrs pohs hamburgers the night before
17:09:39 <pooflake> ahahahhahaha
17:13:23 <pooflake> mrs poo
17:13:33 <takehold> so many cunts get tattoos now
17:13:38 <takehold> they gunna regret so much later in life
17:13:52 <takehold> ratwoods covered in shit tattoos
17:13:55 <ABC> yeah i got none
17:14:06 <takehold> yeh same
17:14:20 <pooflake> im 27 and i regret a few of mine already
17:14:22 <pooflake> LOLOLOLOLOL
17:15:00 <takehold> kunny ur younger than me
17:15:07 <takehold> u look 35
17:15:12 <takehold> too much ice
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17:15:17 <pooflake> lol
17:15:20 <pooflake> bullshit
17:15:25 <pooflake> i dont do ice much
17:15:56 <takehold> yeh u do
17:16:00 <takehold> plummer said u take it everyday
17:16:05 <takehold> shoot it up too
17:16:08 <pooflake> lolz
17:16:10 <takehold> in carboard box
17:16:13 <takehold> u have in your backyard
17:16:14 <takehold> and bedroom
17:16:17 <takehold> called the bumjack box
17:16:22 <pooflake> i only smoke it
17:16:30 <takehold> she told me she shot it up
17:16:32 <pooflake> and its like once a fortnight i do if that
17:16:50 <takehold> needles will fuck u up dont touch them
17:16:59 <pooflake> ive never shot up once
17:17:02 <takehold> moment my gf touches a needle im bashing her and sending her to rehab
17:17:08 <takehold> already told her mum she said i can
17:17:11 <pooflake> the guy who introduced me to it smoked it
17:17:13 <takehold> dont do needles
17:17:16 <takehold> never do them ok
17:17:24 <takehold> shove it up ur ass if ur that desperate
17:17:30 <pooflake> lolz
17:17:37 <pooflake> i need another glass pipe
17:17:54 <pooflake> maybe use a lightbulb
17:17:59 <takehold> lol
17:18:05 <takehold> lightbulb is good
17:18:12 <takehold> u can make a real pipe out of one
17:18:17 <takehold> like a bong hit
17:18:26 <takehold> tape up the whole lightbulb
17:18:27 <pooflake> lolz
17:18:38 <takehold> put a nice big bit in the bulbe
17:18:40 <takehold> hold it down
17:18:44 <takehold> not long ways
17:18:48 <takehold> smoke it all and suck hard
17:18:52 <takehold> make sure no air
17:18:57 <takehold> and it slike a hard hit
17:19:01 <ABC> slam it
17:19:01 <pooflake> lolz
17:19:06 <takehold> most fucked i ever been
17:19:11 <ABC> i smoke it
17:19:14 <takehold> other than when i snorted 5 points in 1 line
17:19:14 <ABC> bang it
17:19:19 <pooflake> i like holland sweet puff
17:19:21 <ABC> once a week for me
17:19:27 <ABC> in the right armn
17:19:31 <takehold> i like asian pipes
17:19:32 <ABC> fuck that arm
17:19:34 <ABC> up
17:19:36 <ABC> real good
17:19:45 <takehold> asian lady sell them
17:19:47 <takehold> 20 each
17:19:49 <takehold> ctc
17:19:59 <ABC> get em on bongs.net.au
17:20:03 <ABC> right to ya door
17:20:05 <takehold> i saw this lass i knew she was in there and i knew what she was there for
17:20:10 <takehold> i went to buy pipe and she came in
17:20:13 <takehold> looked at me nodded
17:20:23 <takehold> then i messaged her and she said yep buying a pipe LOL
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17:20:29 <takehold> just go ctc
17:20:32 <takehold> buy over counter
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17:20:33 <takehold> asians
17:20:39 <ABC> whatever ctc is
17:20:46 <ABC> im in perth
17:20:47 <ABC> dog
17:20:51 <pooflake> care to chat
17:20:53 <takehold> ctc not sure what it is for u in perth
17:20:57 <ABC> the local gook deli here sells for 50$
17:21:02 <ABC> i rather buy over internet
17:21:03 <takehold> nah cigarettes tobacco cigars
17:21:05 <ABC> wait a few days
17:21:13 <ABC> pay $30 for 2
17:21:13 <takehold> arab garage stores sell sweet puffs
17:21:27 <takehold> i think they 50
17:21:31 <takehold> not sure ill ask
17:21:32 <ABC> but im not an addict
17:21:33 <pooflake> lol
17:21:35 <ABC> when i get shit
17:21:38 <pooflake> my old mate use to make them
17:21:39 <ABC> i know when its coming
17:21:42 <takehold> yeh kunny
17:21:43 <ABC> so i can wait
17:21:54 <pooflake> buy a couple metres worth of pyrex tubing
17:21:54 <takehold> my gfs friends bf makes them he is a macedonian faggot
17:21:57 <takehold> cunts obsessed
17:21:59 <takehold> with pipes
17:22:00 <ABC> im not an addict im a junkie
17:22:01 <pooflake> then get out the blow torch
17:22:04 <takehold> go over to see them he makes u a pipe
17:22:05 <ABC> there is a difference
17:22:06 <takehold> or fixes urs
17:22:13 <takehold> he does a very good job i have to admit
17:22:16 <ABC> im the dirtiest lowlife junkie dog
17:22:18 <takehold> i tried to get him to quit his job
17:22:20 <ABC> u will ever meet
17:22:20 <takehold> to make pipes
17:22:22 <ABC> thats me
17:22:24 <takehold> but he wasnt listening to me
17:22:31 <takehold> shoulda got him more on it
17:22:35 <takehold> fuck that wog fuck
17:22:40 <ABC> u can all call me david the whiteboy dirty junkie cunt
17:22:43 <ABC> from now on
17:22:49 <takehold> i wonder if jen would smoke it
17:22:51 <takehold> she said she would
17:22:51 <ABC> its a pleasure for me
17:23:05 <steven_> david
17:23:05 <ABC> dont get a girl started
17:23:07 <ABC> on the shit
17:23:08 <takehold> yeh
17:23:14 <ABC> thats fucked
17:23:14 <takehold> its a good idea
17:23:18 <steven_> why do you still speak to a girl who tells everyone u raped her?
17:23:19 <takehold> if they cant handle it
17:23:20 <takehold> too bad
17:23:31 <ABC> yeah
17:23:34 <ABC> i raped her
17:23:37 <ABC> did i
17:23:40 <takehold> its like having a beer with a chick and she says u made her alcoholic
17:23:46 <steven_> well she is telling everyone you did
17:23:48 <takehold> or blaming winfield for ciggies
17:23:51 <steven_> so why do you still speak to her?
17:23:55 <steven_> are you that desperate?
17:23:59 <ABC> she didnt say shit
17:24:04 <takehold> fuck this is news to me
17:24:06 <takehold> jen?
17:24:12 <takehold> jen said afew guys tried to rape her
17:24:12 <ABC> see
17:24:17 <takehold> i believe it loopy
17:24:20 <steven_> hahahaha
17:24:21 <steven_> it is
17:24:22 <takehold> she prob said it man
17:24:26 <takehold> she tried it on tisk
17:24:34 <takehold> girls like her dont go far
17:24:38 <takehold> they remind me of my ex
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17:24:42 <takehold> tries to stab me so i bash her
17:24:42 <steven_> the funny thing is
17:24:47 <steven_> if anyone pulled that with me
17:24:49 <takehold> judge laughed at that story
17:24:49 <steven_> that would be it
17:24:50 <steven_> no more cock
17:24:51 <takehold> so did cops
17:24:57 <takehold> u should beat her up loopy
17:25:00 <takehold> making up bullshit lies
17:25:07 <ABC> she didnt say shit
17:25:10 <takehold> around my area cunts will bash u if they hear rumours like that man
17:25:12 <steven_> hahahaahahahahaha
17:25:12 <takehold> rob ur house
17:25:14 <takehold> bash ur own mum
17:25:17 <takehold> kill ur dog
17:25:19 <takehold> fuck jen
17:25:20 <ABC> its all pollock
17:25:24 <takehold> only lowest chicks say u raped them
17:25:26 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooool
17:25:30 <takehold> there use to be this girl
17:25:32 <steven_> she is telling him that
17:25:32 <takehold> alyce
17:25:35 <steven_> you idiot
17:25:35 <takehold> she always went to parties
17:25:40 <takehold> up my area
17:25:44 <takehold> always saying guys raped her
17:25:55 <takehold> once she was so out of it she lost her phone tried to help her find it
17:25:56 <steven_> they call it rape
17:26:01 <takehold> im holding her hand so she dont fall over
17:26:02 <steven_> if they regret it
17:26:05 <takehold> starts screaming out raped
17:26:08 <takehold> raped me
17:26:10 <steven_> she obv regrets david
17:26:10 <steven_> lol
17:26:11 <takehold> tells every cunt it was me
17:26:15 <takehold> guy with black backpack on
17:26:15 <steven_> she regrets both daves actually
17:26:18 <takehold> im only cunt with one
17:26:21 <ABC> im sure
17:26:22 <takehold> everyone wanting me dead
17:26:24 <takehold> like 200 ppl
17:26:26 <steven_> you couldnt get a boner
17:26:27 <takehold> cops came
17:26:29 <takehold> i had to hide
17:26:30 <steven_> how do we all know this david?
17:26:40 <takehold> girls like her ppl get sick of quick
17:26:42 <takehold> they slut around
17:26:45 <ABC> could i
17:26:46 <ABC> ?
17:26:47 <steven_> i would of stuck with courtney
17:26:47 <takehold> then when they wake up the cocks arnt there
17:26:52 <takehold> they try say u raped them
17:27:09 <takehold> luckily ppl know im nothing like that they didnt beleive her bullshit anymore after she try say i raped her
17:27:14 <takehold> fuck jen man
17:27:16 <takehold> loopy
17:27:18 <takehold> get away from her
17:27:21 <steven_> haha dont tell hi
17:27:30 <steven_> let him do what he wants
17:27:31 <takehold> mate im serious
17:27:36 <steven_> if he is desperate let him go
17:27:37 <takehold> girls that cause problems like that
17:27:37 <steven_> which he is
17:27:40 <takehold> fuck them off
17:27:44 <takehold> especially ones that talk to cops
17:27:50 <takehold> my ex always talked to cops
17:27:52 <takehold> loved them
17:27:54 <pooflake> lolz
17:27:57 <pooflake> bumjack
17:27:58 <takehold> had some sick obsession with the faggots
17:28:02 <takehold> yes kunny
17:28:07 <takehold> she wanted a royal ingham bumjack
17:28:12 <takehold> from this cop
17:28:14 <takehold> who charged me
17:28:19 <takehold> cunt calling her everyday
17:28:22 <pooflake> i didnt end up going to court
17:28:23 <takehold> with his sum 41 ring tone
17:28:31 <takehold> fuck when i went to court and saw his face
17:28:33 <takehold> man it was good
17:28:37 <takehold> even my dad abused him
17:28:40 <takehold> for being such a gronk
17:28:42 <pooflake> its been 7 days since i was due and they havnt come here
17:28:49 <takehold> kunny they might forget about it
17:28:52 <takehold> but i wouldnt be so sure
17:29:00 <takehold> they could come when u least expect
17:29:04 <steven_> bench warrant
17:29:06 <pooflake> i hid all my stuff the morning after i didnt go
17:29:09 <takehold> they will wait till u think ur ok
17:29:11 <takehold> and u get high
17:29:13 <takehold> really high
17:29:17 <takehold> best night of ur life high
17:29:19 <takehold> and they rock up
17:29:22 <takehold> ive had it happen
17:29:27 <takehold> ruined my life
17:29:30 <steven_> haahah
17:29:35 <steven_> i had cops raid emmas house
17:29:35 <takehold> i was so stoned
17:29:36 <takehold> major
17:29:39 <steven_> looking for me
17:29:40 <takehold> and they rock up
17:29:46 <takehold> really pissed me off
17:29:52 <takehold> i had my cock out and everything best porn
17:29:56 <takehold> punched like 15 cones
17:29:58 <takehold> after work
17:29:59 <takehold> 6am
17:29:59 Kick: takehold was kicked by bios (flood)
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17:30:03 <takehold> 6am
17:30:06 <takehold> come for a bumjack
17:30:16 <takehold> fuck them steven_
17:30:17 <takehold> fuck jemn
17:30:22 <takehold> this fucking whore
17:30:26 <takehold> saying cunts raping her
17:30:40 <takehold> even tisk wouldnt rape he doesnt have it in him
17:31:19 <pooflake> ah mannnnnn no movie tonight
17:31:24 <pooflake> :(((((
17:31:26 <takehold> :(
17:31:28 <takehold> kunny
17:31:34 <takehold> dont talk to plummer again ok
17:31:38 <takehold> dont risk it
17:31:42 <pooflake> not gonna
17:31:46 <takehold> u never know what that slut is plotting
17:31:49 <takehold> her and pollock
17:31:51 <pooflake> she is trouble
17:31:54 <takehold> i fucked her off ages ago
17:31:57 <takehold> dont talk to her
17:32:01 <takehold> she's a fulltime skank/liar
17:32:06 <pooflake> yepz
17:32:11 <takehold> u should never have got her weed man ever
17:32:19 <pooflake> she was getting shit weed at the time
17:32:23 <pooflake> it was wet
17:32:25 <pooflake> lololol
17:32:30 <takehold> lol
17:32:33 <takehold> hey wet can be good
17:32:35 <takehold> if u dry it
17:32:40 <pooflake> yeah nah
17:32:44 <takehold> yeh yeh!
17:32:47 <pooflake> this was shit weed at a high price
17:32:48 <pooflake> lol
17:32:50 <takehold> just will shrink down
17:32:57 <pooflake> if only she saw the shit i get these days
17:33:02 <pooflake> ah well
17:33:05 <takehold> yeh
17:33:07 <takehold> ohwell
17:33:11 <takehold> weed time for me
17:33:13 <takehold> all summer
17:33:14 <takehold> weed
17:33:20 <pooflake> me 2
17:33:23 <takehold> got 2 ounces hooked up next week
17:33:27 <pooflake> i get paid on the 22nd of this month
17:33:29 <takehold> nice
17:33:30 <pooflake> right before christmas
17:33:32 <takehold> just before
17:33:37 <takehold> santa come early
17:33:40 <takehold> gotta get a new bong
17:33:46 <ABC> i get paid next week
17:33:49 <ABC> im broke this week
17:33:50 <pooflake> its only 774.45
17:33:51 <takehold> all mine been stolen or broken
17:33:57 <ABC> had too much ice last week
17:34:04 <ABC> didnt sell any of it
17:34:08 <ABC> used it all
17:34:12 <takehold> dunno why u bother with ice
17:34:13 <takehold> seriously
17:34:28 <ABC> why not
17:34:30 <pooflake> i watched half baked lastnight
17:34:33 <pooflake> thats a funny movie
17:34:34 <takehold> its not that good loopy
17:34:37 <takehold> yeh classic
17:34:38 <takehold> half baked
17:34:45 <ABC> dunno why ya bother breathing
17:34:50 <ABC> but u do
17:34:56 <ABC> do what ya do
17:35:01 <takehold> "if I`m not back in 10 minutes call the police.
17:35:11 <ABC> i watched half baked other day
17:35:17 <ABC> was ok
17:35:20 <takehold> its classic
17:35:22 <pooflake> what about the munchie food list
17:35:23 <pooflake> lolz
17:35:24 <ABC> not that funy
17:35:24 <takehold> its the best stoner movie ever made
17:35:28 <takehold> other than cheech and chong
17:35:35 <takehold> pineapple express is lame
17:35:41 <takehold> cunts need to make good stoner movies
17:35:45 <takehold> half baked was classic
17:35:49 <takehold> how high is lame
17:35:55 <pooflake> i like how high
17:35:58 <steven_> i smoke heaps of weed
17:36:02 <steven_> i never seen cheech and chong
17:36:04 <pooflake> i got all 3 of the friday movies
17:36:14 <takehold> ahhh didnt like fridays
17:36:17 <takehold> dunno why
17:36:26 <takehold> steven_ u should wath ccheech and chong
17:36:28 <takehold> ull like
17:36:38 <pooflake> have a bumjack to it
17:36:39 <steven_> i seen like bitz
17:36:47 <steven_> but na not my style
17:36:56 <ABC> yeah
17:36:58 <ABC> 'weed;
17:37:08 <takehold> watch evil bong
17:37:12 <ABC> fuck weed man
17:37:48 <takehold> weeds good
17:37:48 <pooflake> weed is from the earth
17:37:53 <takehold> weed best drug
17:37:57 <pooflake> god put it on earth for you and me
17:37:59 <takehold> i love it so much i quit it
17:38:08 <takehold> didnt want to ruin it
17:38:09 <ABC> i quit years ago
17:38:12 <takehold> or become like my mates
17:38:15 <takehold> smoking everyday
17:38:17 <takehold> since they 14
17:38:27 <takehold> smoking oz's a week
17:38:29 <takehold> everyday
17:38:34 <takehold> dunno how they get stoned
17:38:38 <takehold> i recon impossible
17:38:42 <takehold> especially on their weed too
17:39:05 <pooflake> i get buds that look like little christmas trees
17:39:17 <pooflake> theyre hard as you can even press them in
17:39:23 <takehold> yeh yeh
17:39:27 <takehold> take a pic if u can
17:39:43 <takehold> not doubting u just wanna see ur type
17:39:47 <takehold> very interested
17:39:49 <pooflake> i dont have a phone
17:39:53 <takehold> as we have a lot of shit weed here now
17:39:58 <takehold> all china they call it
17:40:06 <pooflake> i got a 50 for a plasterer from work
17:40:12 <pooflake> hes said looks like old school shit
17:40:15 <pooflake> what ever that is
17:40:17 <takehold> bikies control the weed here now and its all been crapped on for a long time now
17:40:30 <takehold> asians too they were growing it and they had the market in a lot of ways they joined up
17:40:34 <ABC> everybody gets the best drugs
17:40:36 <takehold> the lebs use to have the best stuff
17:40:41 <pooflake> my old love gets off a abbo guy
17:40:43 <takehold> ABC no they like to say that
17:40:55 <ABC> hence my point
17:41:09 <ABC> that i couldnt care less what u get
17:41:13 <ABC> coz i can always get better
17:41:16 <takehold> if u say so
17:41:16 <ABC> :)
17:41:21 <takehold> i know who u buy ur ice off anyways
17:41:22 <takehold> ;)
17:41:31 <ABC> do you?
17:41:33 <takehold> yes i do
17:41:35 <takehold> i use to sell to him
17:41:36 <ABC> who?
17:41:39 <takehold> when he lives in sydney ;)
17:41:48 <ABC> my ice comes from the US
17:41:53 <ABC> via USPS
17:41:53 <takehold> thats what u think
17:41:57 <ABC> ok
17:41:58 <ABC> :)
17:42:06 <ABC> my mailman is my drug dealer
17:42:10 <takehold> LOL
17:42:10 <ABC> hehe
17:42:15 <takehold> aus post
17:42:16 <takehold> LOL
17:42:17 <takehold> sex me
17:42:19 <ABC> yeo
17:42:22 <ABC> yep
17:42:26 <takehold> next time u got some shit
17:42:28 <takehold> show me ok
17:42:33 <ABC> mayb
17:42:39 <takehold> how about u just do it
17:42:40 <pooflake> yeah
17:42:43 <pooflake> show me a pic of cunt
17:42:47 <pooflake> he said hes got it now
17:42:57 <ABC> no i didnt
17:43:12 <ABC> got no money
17:43:14 <pooflake> u said a guy is coming to get ice off you today and he will be at your house when you get home
17:43:16 <takehold> dont worry kunny i know who his dealer is
17:43:18 <takehold> he's a gimp
17:43:24 <takehold> dumb asian cunt
17:43:35 <ABC> yeah
17:43:38 <ABC> i didnt say i had ice
17:43:44 <ABC> he will be there expecting it
17:43:44 <pooflake> i get 5 points for 250
17:43:47 <ABC> i aint got shit
17:43:55 <ABC> thats still too much
17:43:57 <ABC> fuck that
17:43:59 <ABC> anywayz
17:44:01 <takehold> its not
17:44:04 <takehold> ur insane
17:44:14 <takehold> 5 points for 250 is good
17:44:15 <takehold> i pay 200
17:44:17 <ABC> yeah
17:44:19 <ABC> maybe for you
17:44:19 <takehold> but 250 is still good price
17:44:22 <pooflake> maybe 300 if they need to rollover quick
17:44:25 <takehold> dude dont talk urself up
17:44:31 <takehold> 180 maybe max
17:44:31 <ABC> nah
17:44:33 <takehold> u could get
17:44:33 <ABC> im rite
17:44:37 <takehold> unless ur fully into it
17:44:40 <takehold> which u arnt
17:44:45 <takehold> guys who go for jen arnt
17:44:49 <ABC> yep!
17:44:55 <takehold> if u go for girls i go for maybe
17:45:05 <ABC> nah
17:45:07 <ABC> im rite
17:45:09 <takehold> how much u pay for a gram then
17:45:19 <ABC> those sluts i dont need in my life
17:45:21 <takehold> i told u my gf can get half ball for 400 and u said thats expensive
17:45:22 <takehold> LOL
17:45:25 <ABC> setup dogs
17:45:32 <takehold> so how much u pay then
17:45:45 <ABC> u dont need to know
17:45:47 <ABC> little man
17:46:01 <takehold> because u a liar
17:46:02 <takehold> thats why
17:46:05 <ABC> sure i am
17:46:08 <ABC> of course
17:46:09 <takehold> i been doing it before u have
17:46:12 <takehold> and ur older than me
17:46:13 <takehold> by a lot
17:46:17 <ABC> im sure u have
17:46:29 <takehold> why do u think i dont care about it
17:46:31 <takehold> because its crap
17:46:49 <pooflake> im not buying any
17:46:52 <ABC> yep
17:46:57 <ABC> good
17:47:02 <ABC> its all craop
17:47:04 <ABC> crap
17:47:09 <pooflake> i gotta get me pc fixed
17:47:13 <takehold> loopy
17:47:16 <ABC> do that
17:47:19 <takehold> show us a pic of one of ur needles
17:47:21 <ABC> i gotta get a laptop
17:47:38 <ABC> they at home
17:47:40 <ABC> all used
17:47:43 <ABC> need clean ones
17:48:01 <steven_> prices for meth are higher in perth
17:48:03 <steven_> well
17:48:08 <ABC> yeah
17:48:09 <ABC> for u
17:48:14 <ABC> loser
17:48:15 <steven_> dave mate you smoke cutty
17:48:19 <ABC> yeah
17:48:21 <ABC> ok
17:48:21 <steven_> lolol
17:48:22 <ABC> loser
17:48:25 <steven_> thats why your a fat cunt
17:48:28 <ABC> yep
17:48:30 <ABC> righto
17:48:32 <ABC> loser
17:48:33 <pooflake> that 'ice' that makes u cough
17:48:34 <pooflake> ???
17:48:35 <steven_> lololol
17:48:36 <pooflake> lololo
17:48:40 <ABC> loser
17:48:48 <steven_> i got some salt here
17:48:50 <steven_> you want it?
17:48:53 <ABC> sure
17:48:55 <ABC> loser
17:49:01 <steven_> prolly the same as what you have
17:49:05 <pooflake> i swapped this mad phone for a half g
17:49:06 <ABC> yep
17:49:08 <ABC> lose
17:49:09 <ABC> r
17:49:13 <pooflake> and it was bath salts
17:49:32 <takehold> lol
17:49:34 <takehold> are u fat?
17:49:38 <takehold> if ur fat u dont smoke ice
17:49:41 <ABC> yep
17:49:42 <ABC> loser
17:49:42 <takehold> u smoke msm
17:49:46 <steven_> yeah
17:49:46 <ABC> yep
17:49:48 <ABC> of course
17:49:49 <ABC> i do
17:49:49 <takehold> u dont even know what ice is idiot
17:49:50 <ABC> loser
17:49:51 <steven_> exactly what i was saying
17:49:51 <takehold> seriously
17:49:54 <steven_> lololol
17:49:54 <ABC> yep
17:49:56 <ABC> loser
17:49:57 <ABC> yep
17:49:58 <steven_> not a mixed bag
17:50:00 <ABC> i agree
17:50:01 <takehold> loopy ive been smoking it since i was 16
17:50:02 <ABC> loser
17:50:03 <takehold> im 28
17:50:07 <ABC> wow
17:50:10 <ABC> 12 years
17:50:11 <takehold> back when i did it they had no idea about it
17:50:12 <ABC> hardcore
17:50:13 <takehold> and even i have no idea
17:50:21 <takehold> because it came out in the late 80's
17:50:22 <takehold> 90s
17:50:26 <ABC> wow
17:50:27 <ABC> amazine
17:50:28 <takehold> from thailand
17:50:29 <ABC> amazing
17:50:32 <ABC> wow
17:50:33 <takehold> ur a dumb cunt loopy
17:50:36 <ABC> yeah
17:50:37 <ABC> dumb cunt
17:50:39 <ABC> loopy
17:50:43 <ABC> yep
17:50:48 <ABC> thats me
17:50:49 <ABC> sure
17:50:51 <ABC> yep
17:50:57 <ABC> i agree
17:51:02 <ABC> dumbest cunt
17:51:03 <ABC> yep
17:51:03 <steven_> david tried to hide his meth addiction from his wife
17:51:08 <ABC> yep
17:51:09 <ABC> did i
17:51:11 <ABC> sure did
17:51:11 <steven_> ;)
17:51:13 <ABC> wow
17:51:18 <takehold> hahaha
17:51:19 <takehold> wife?
17:51:22 <takehold> u have a wife
17:51:22 <steven_> ex
17:51:23 <takehold> but u after jen
17:51:24 <takehold> LOL
17:51:42 <steven_> she found out he was a loser and found another curry
17:51:47 <steven_> moved him into davids house
17:51:51 <takehold> hahahaha
17:51:53 <steven_> kicked davo out back to his mums
17:51:55 <takehold> fucking hell
17:51:58 <takehold> now thats why u want jen
17:52:05 <takehold> http://imgur.com/KuH8HKY
17:52:06 <takehold> loopy
17:52:09 <takehold> thats what i get
17:52:14 <takehold> and to me that like 50% ok
17:52:21 <takehold> show me ur shit or fuck off
17:52:35 <steven_> he is at work but prolly has some
17:52:48 <takehold> fat ppl cant be on ice
17:52:50 <takehold> its bullshit
17:53:03 <takehold> especially if the cunt recons he shoots it up
17:53:07 <takehold> he's prob full of it
17:53:15 <takehold> smokes some shitty asian speed
17:53:18 <takehold> that he thinks is ice
17:53:30 <takehold> prob buys it from pz
17:53:34 <takehold> or ratwood
17:53:37 <takehold> in the housos
17:53:43 <takehold> thats why its so cheap
17:53:47 <takehold> even they cant get rid of it
17:54:40 <pooflake> fuck
17:54:41 <pooflake> no
17:54:47 <pooflake> that bag of shard
17:54:54 <pooflake> im callin my guy see if he tick me till friday
17:55:06 <takehold> get on it
17:55:10 <takehold> loopy cocks
17:55:24 <pooflake> gonna be pissed if hes in childers
17:55:36 <pooflake> thats like over a 3 hour drive
17:55:36 <ABC> hah
17:55:42 <ABC> :~)
17:55:52 <ABC> dont get it
17:55:57 <ABC> no need
17:56:00 <ABC> wont do nothing
17:56:18 <ABC> takehold is just talking shit
17:56:22 <ABC> change subject
17:57:13 <steven_> na
17:57:18 <steven_> he does shoot up
17:57:35 <steven_> like who would say they shot up if they didnt?
17:57:46 <steven_> how can you brag about that
17:57:52 <steven_> pretty much saying
17:57:58 <steven_> 'yeah im a junkie'
17:58:05 <ABC> i am a junkie
17:58:11 <ABC> i aint bragging bout nuthin
17:58:57 <steven_> you like that label?
17:59:04 <steven_> ready for a changE?
17:59:22 <steven_> i will be going to church at 7:30 if you're interested
17:59:35 <ABC> i dont care
17:59:40 <steven_> hahahahaaha
17:59:49 <ABC> fuck what they think
18:00:43 <pooflake> phones off
18:00:46 <pooflake> damned -_-
18:01:43 <steven_> took my radio to work
18:01:47 <steven_> phone sorry
18:01:51 <steven_> pluged it into the speakers
18:01:57 <steven_> played gangsta beats all day
18:02:00 <steven_> everyone was crying
18:02:10 <ABC> so would i
18:02:13 <ABC> thats not music
18:02:19 <ABC> thats shit
18:02:20 <steven_> yeah so i found out
18:02:21 <steven_> hahah
18:02:27 <steven_> i was like sorry old boyz
18:02:33 <ABC> would annoy fuck outta me
18:02:40 <steven_> yeah it does
18:02:45 <takehold> loopy
18:02:50 <takehold> u should stop drugs
18:02:53 <steven_> but suck it up guys because today i make the rules
18:02:54 <takehold> stop them
18:02:57 <takehold> dont do it anymore
18:02:58 <takehold> at all
18:03:17 <pooflake> have a bumjack instead
18:05:06 <pooflake> think meth guy has changed numbers or something
18:05:08 <pooflake> thats good
18:06:41 <ABC> good
18:06:46 <ABC> u dont need it
18:06:52 <pooflake> yes
18:06:54 <pooflake> i do not
18:07:04 <pooflake> i need more weeeeeed
18:07:32 <ABC> dont need that shit either
18:07:36 <ABC> dont need nothing
18:07:37 <pooflake> yip
18:07:46 <pooflake> u need a bumjack
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18:09:37 <tisk> lols
18:09:44 <tisk> wtf
18:09:46 <tisk> lols
18:09:49 <pooflake> christoph
18:10:17 <pooflake> is pissedoff'
18:10:26 <tisk> nup bored
18:10:30 <tisk> only just bored
18:11:30 <pooflake> got any weex
18:11:32 <pooflake> weed
18:12:09 <takehold> tisk
18:12:12 <takehold> go fuck ur cat
18:13:09 <tisk> what a smart person you are takehold
18:13:18 <tisk> it amazing
18:13:28 <tisk> dumb fuk
18:13:53 <pooflake> bash him
18:15:11 <takehold> go fuck ur cat
18:15:17 <tisk> what a smart person you are takehold
18:15:20 <tisk> dumb fuk
18:18:38 <takehold> go fuck ur cat
18:21:16 <ABC> tisk is disabled
18:21:43 <ABC> tisk its good to see a disabled person trying to get a job and into the workforce
18:21:51 <ABC> i hope you do get a job next year
18:22:03 <ABC> it will do your self esteem the world of good
18:22:31 <ABC> and you won't be bored so much
18:22:53 <ABC> or if you do get bored at least you will be at work (getting paid) for it
18:26:09 <takehold> hahahahahaha
18:26:13 <takehold> tisk the cat fucker
18:26:19 <takehold> from dandengong
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18:38:28 <tisk> k
18:38:51 <tisk> me having friends brings drama to my flats
18:38:54 <tisk> too
18:39:03 <tisk> so i forgetting every body
18:39:29 <tisk> i always say same shit
18:39:54 <tisk> guy offered me weed b4
18:39:57 <tisk> i said no
18:40:10 <tisk> thats like a wtf from me
18:40:33 <steven_> hhaa
18:41:41 <tisk> drugs are the gutter
18:41:54 <tisk> i dont wanta wake up in the gutter
18:42:21 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/99dmsl
18:43:57 <steven_> this is for abc > http://spicie.com/articles//wp-content/uploads/2012/12/drugs_o_780172.jpg
18:47:11 <ABC> they're not your friends
18:47:14 <ABC> if they bring drama
18:47:40 <tisk> yep
18:47:47 <tisk> and they leave mess
18:47:55 <tisk> and demand shit
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19:02:08 <ABC> anyone came into my house and left a mess
19:02:11 <ABC> or demanded shit
19:02:14 <ABC> they be out!
19:04:45 <ABC> half op me plz
19:04:46 <ABC> someone
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19:08:27 <ABC> Kaj
19:08:30 <ABC> whats up man
19:08:32 <ABC> mang*
19:18:37 Mode: (by steven_) +o Hennessy
19:22:02 <ABC> wheres my half op
19:26:22 Mode: (by steven_) +v ABC
19:26:31 <steven_> 2 buddys together
19:30:05 <ABC> half op
19:30:19 <steven_> cbt
19:30:25 <ABC> cbt?
19:30:31 <ABC> gimme half iol
19:30:33 <ABC> half oop
19:30:36 <ABC> half op
19:30:47 <steven_> cant be t......
19:31:07 <ABC> fine
19:32:39 <ABC> you wait steven
19:32:41 <ABC> ur done
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19:38:21 <ABC> u and all of ur "IRC buddies"
19:38:27 <ABC> ur done
19:38:29 <ABC> gone
19:40:45 <ABC> nah its alright
19:40:56 <ABC> my only enemy is pollock
19:41:34 <ABC> sfx
19:43:16 <ABC> SFX IS A DEAD CUNT..........
19:43:29 <ABC> DEAD CUNT WALKING
19:44:41 <steven_> lol
19:44:45 <steven_> is he banging ur women?
19:45:24 Mode: (by steven_) +v ABC
19:45:36 Mode: (by steven_) +v tisk
19:46:14 <ABC> i have no 'women'
19:46:25 <steven_> the one everyone share
19:46:28 <steven_> s
19:46:43 <ABC> ur mum
19:46:50 <ABC> vicky
19:47:09 <ABC> how is the fine lady
19:49:27 <tisk> hi
19:49:30 <tisk> thanx
19:50:34 <tisk> i not fried
19:50:36 <tisk> lols
19:51:03 <tisk> lols
19:51:13 <tisk> oh happy days oh happy days
19:51:53 Quit: ABC ([email protected]) Quit:
19:54:39 <woodsuck> oer hadda nap
19:56:45 <tisk> how much could a woodsuck suck if a woodsuck could suck wood
19:56:57 <tisk> lols
19:57:03 <tisk> monkey islands
19:57:46 <tisk> would u suck much wood woodsuck
19:59:00 <woodsuck> lols
19:59:16 <woodsuck> at least you get it
20:01:20 Join: Picard ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:01:28 <steven_> sup dog
20:01:36 <Picard> baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
20:01:50 <steven_> how you doin babe
20:01:57 <Picard> ok, hun
20:02:08 <steven_> nice
20:03:08 <Picard> how are you?
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20:10:30 <steven_> im good
20:12:57 <tisk> what do u call a prositute with a runny nose?
20:13:04 <tisk> full
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20:32:24 <lool> kiwi irc sucks
20:32:40 <lool> https://www.austnet.im/chat.html
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20:47:00 <nate> http://s135.photobucket.com/user/biochip/media/windowvh4.jpg.html
20:49:04 <nate> http://s135.photobucket.com/user/biochip/media/l_0ca6a8ae9b887a52afb6547e3a9bf7da.jpg.html
20:49:10 <nate> this user has some goodies
20:49:31 <nate> http://s135.photobucket.com/user/biochip/media/l_318eaf8bfc5f419c2e1d04644b7e4b0a.jpg.html
20:52:37 <nate> http://s135.photobucket.com/user/biochip/media/722535.jpg.html
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21:08:11 <nate> http://s135.photobucket.com/user/biochip/media/PICT0086-1.jpg.html
21:08:14 <nate> for steveo
21:13:16 <nate> http://s135.photobucket.com/user/biochip/media/blending.jpg.html
21:15:53 Quit: Kaj ([email protected]) Z-Lined
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21:16:26 <screws> amelia: i know its the real you.
21:18:57 <ambivalence> Wod u talkinbput willis
21:19:38 <amelia> I'm a real boy
21:21:39 <Picard> is it an obese chic with a head like a camel?
21:21:43 <ambivalence> Amelia how was rugby practice today
21:21:55 <ambivalence> Was it cancelled again?
21:23:26 <amelia> they don't dare cancel on me again, not after last time
21:24:19 <ambivalence> Ur not gonna bash another umpire cold r u
21:24:20 <Picard> she ate all the food last time, they wouldnt dare let her in the kitchen again
21:25:06 <nate> hiya Picard!
21:25:09 <nate> LOVE U
21:25:23 <Picard> fuck off
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21:25:35 <nate> roll in some coconut for me;P
21:25:38 <amelia> who the fuck doesn't love food
21:25:40 <Picard> no
21:25:42 <amelia> you clearly do
21:25:46 <amelia> fat lard
21:25:59 <SpunkyGay> picard stuffs his gob
21:26:00 <Picard> lol @ you calling anyone fat, ffs u weigh 150kgs
21:26:12 <amelia> good one dork
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21:26:17 <SpunkyGay> picard go suck off screws
21:26:35 <Picard> post a pic if u have nothing to hide
21:26:38 <nate> SpunkyGay sounds good;l
21:26:47 <amelia> everyone already seen my pics
21:26:54 <Picard> lies
21:26:57 <SpunkyGay> yeah picarfd you just want to perv on amelia
21:26:59 <SpunkyGay> you skeevy fuck
21:27:02 <nate> yeah i got all of amelias nudes
21:27:16 <Picard> ewwww nate, i just vommited in my mouth
21:27:26 <amelia> nathaniel and i traded
21:27:32 <nate> big pussy flaps;p
21:27:33 <SpunkyGay> vomiting is what picard does when he is horny
21:27:37 <screws> no plivent today
21:27:37 <nate> lol
21:27:42 <amelia> you should see his gooch
21:27:46 <amelia> hawt
21:27:58 <Picard> eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
21:28:08 <nate> ebola all over my goochy
21:28:21 <SpunkyGay> picard how much chocolate do you have to offer little kids to touch your pinky dinky?
21:28:23 <nate> some say its herpies
21:28:25 <nate> i say no lick it
21:28:34 <ambivalence> Nate wen r wegonna trade
21:28:44 <Picard> eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
21:29:04 <nate> picard has the best nudies
21:29:17 <nate> pull his pig tail :P
21:29:23 <nate> from the front;p
21:29:27 <nate> hehe
21:29:32 <ambivalence> Lmao
21:29:35 <amelia> hear him squeal
21:29:55 <ambivalence> Ucraqme up natey baby
21:30:38 <nate> picard are u on tinder!
21:30:50 <nate> dont turn off the lights
21:31:01 <SpunkyGay> picard is on grinder
21:31:08 Quit: ambivalence ([email protected]) Connection closed
21:31:13 <nate> bit of oil goes along way
21:31:17 <Picard> no
21:31:28 <SpunkyGay> picard has fucked tisk and simba
21:31:29 Mode: (by bios) +o amelia
21:31:44 <nate> woah do they get sex at all?
21:31:50 <Picard> no
21:31:50 <amelia> only paid
21:31:55 <SpunkyGay> only from picard
21:32:26 <Picard> amelia pays the guy who runs the animal pound to let her in with the male dogs, she sucks them off.
21:32:30 <amelia> Picard looks like the kind of fat freak who does fetish sex
21:32:35 <amelia> fat old man in diapers etc
21:33:00 <Picard> lol @ amelia
21:33:16 <Picard> i heard u love it when a guy takes a shit on your chest.
21:33:33 <amelia> is this more of your fetish talk comin out
21:34:11 <amelia> old people are fuckin annoying
21:34:18 <amelia> would you jus fuck off already
21:34:18 <SpunkyGay> lol amelia
21:34:20 <Picard> no, its what u pm'ed me begging me to do
21:34:21 <SpunkyGay> picard does wear diapers
21:34:24 <SpunkyGay> his wife changes him
21:34:39 <SpunkyGay> he's a big fat bald baby
21:34:50 <SpunkyGay> rofl he also wants serenity to screw him with a strap on
21:34:55 <SpunkyGay> he won't deny taht either
21:35:26 <Picard> that would be fun
21:37:00 <nate> http://images.sodahead.com/polls/004297319/michelle-obama-penis-man-transsexual-tranny-138621476332_xlarge.jpeg
21:37:33 <amelia> ahahaha
21:37:49 <SpunkyGay> picard is now arosued
21:37:52 <SpunkyGay> be warned
21:39:28 <steven_> ]'\
21:39:44 <nate> from 0 inches to 2 inches in 1 second
21:40:15 <SpunkyGay> hahahah nate
21:40:25 <SpunkyGay> picard just has a big clit
21:40:27 <SpunkyGay> not a dick
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21:42:59 <nate> can u smell it
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21:43:10 <nate> SpunkyGay u have seen his pic right
21:43:15 <nate> i swear its a penis
21:43:22 <SpunkyGay> ive seen it
21:43:30 <SpunkyGay> it looks like it could just be a big clit
21:43:34 <ABC> Hi amelia
21:43:37 <SpunkyGay> like hes really a woman on roids
21:43:42 <amelia> hai
21:43:46 <SpunkyGay> and hormones to get muscle
21:43:51 <SpunkyGay> like that wrestler chick
21:43:56 <ABC> how r ya
21:44:04 <amelia> which wrestler chick, Chyna?
21:44:07 <amelia> me gud how you
21:44:09 <SpunkyGay> yeah her
21:44:12 <SpunkyGay> lol
21:44:15 <steven_> chyna vs xeni
21:44:17 <steven_> chyna vs xena
21:44:21 <SpunkyGay> shes fucked up lol
21:44:23 <ABC> im aiite kickin bak
21:44:34 <amelia> yah she insane but i would not say that to her face
21:44:41 <amelia> who you ABC
21:44:52 <ABC> the dog
21:45:02 <ABC> the big dog
21:45:20 <amelia> ohhh loopy in de house
21:45:30 <ABC> remember typhoon n earthquake
21:45:34 <ABC> in wwf
21:45:34 <SpunkyGay> picard loves fat sezzy
21:45:42 <SpunkyGay> he wants to make fat babies with her
21:45:43 <amelia> i loved rey mysterio
21:45:50 <amelia> n stone cold steve austin
21:45:56 <screws> i belong to you, you belong to me and my sweat heaart
21:45:58 <ABC> i didnt watch wrestling then
21:46:09 <amelia> and also randy orton cos i thought he was hot
21:46:11 <ABC> i liked ultimate warrior
21:46:12 <SpunkyGay> screws poofter
21:46:17 <amelia> now i realise yuck
21:46:17 <ABC> jake the snake
21:46:25 <amelia> ahahah jake the snake
21:46:34 Part: Picard ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
21:46:42 <ABC> brutus the barber beefcake
21:46:48 <ABC> legion of doom
21:46:58 <ABC> mr perfect
21:47:56 <+DoC> stevennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
21:48:16 <ABC> DoC is fag
21:48:22 <ABC> him and pollock
21:48:30 <ABC> together
21:48:34 <ABC> forever
21:48:49 <ABC> now thats love
21:48:57 <ABC> right there
21:52:25 <SpunkyGay> loopy is a retard
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21:52:40 <SpunkyGay> derpy darren
21:52:41 <SpunkyGay> lol
21:52:47 <SpunkyGay> spergy cunt
21:53:58 <Raichu> Sup Pullcock?
21:54:05 <+DoC> fuck off loopycung
21:54:28 <nate> dazzza has a new girlfriend!
21:54:31 <nate> SpunkyGay!
21:54:32 <nate> ;l
21:54:46 <SpunkyGay> I'm not element darren
21:54:48 <SpunkyGay> you moron
21:54:52 <Raichu> Really?
21:54:53 <SpunkyGay> element won't come here anymore lol
21:54:58 <Raichu> Hahahahaha
21:55:00 <Raichu> In hiding?
21:55:01 <SpunkyGay> he got laughed out because of jen
21:55:10 <Raichu> Like the loser he is.
21:55:12 <SpunkyGay> he fell for jen hard like you did
21:55:23 <Raichu> Yes. Except I moved on.
21:55:29 <SpunkyGay> true
21:55:32 <SpunkyGay> he is obsessed
21:55:34 <Raichu> Yes.
21:55:40 <Raichu> Psycho obsession.
21:55:42 <SpunkyGay> crying every night now, spams in here
21:56:02 <Raichu> Like the bigshot loser he is.
21:56:03 <SpunkyGay> he needs an intervention order put on him
21:56:05 <SpunkyGay> like pieter had
21:56:08 <SpunkyGay> LOLOLOL
21:56:10 <Raichu> LOL
21:56:12 <Raichu> Pieter
21:56:16 <Raichu> Is that cunt still alive?
21:56:19 <SpunkyGay> yes
21:56:30 <Raichu> Impressive.
21:56:32 <SpunkyGay> victoria police put an intervention order on him because he was abusing a woman
21:56:38 <Raichu> Mandy?
21:56:40 <Raichu> LOLLLL
21:57:08 <Raichu> I'm surprised Pullcock never went after her
21:57:16 <Raichu> She's desperate. Takes any cock with a pulse.
21:57:34 <+DoC> sfx = element
21:57:41 <Raichu> Yes. I'm aware.
21:57:46 <+DoC> pollock is a loser
21:57:46 <Raichu> Sup DoC?
21:57:54 <+DoC> he cant live without IRC LOL
21:57:55 <Raichu> Pollock is the Jesus of losers.
21:57:55 <ABC> sfx = officeworks
21:58:16 <+DoC> u fucking fool cunt ABC
21:58:24 <+DoC> officeworks is pollock
21:58:26 <Raichu> Who's ABC?
21:58:29 <+DoC> no one else
21:58:32 <+DoC> loopydog
21:58:36 <Raichu> Oh
21:58:37 <ABC> sfx is pollock
21:58:53 <SpunkyGay> Oh wwow.... I just read the intervention order placed by an actual police. Officer over hree at Collingwood police station.... Am attempting to scan it in... I physically assaulted a female being weak n all so its impossible for me to walk off.. Damaged. Her property, also i aomehpw manage to have a car jack without. Owning a car rhqt would ever require one
21:58:53 <SpunkyGay> to pry open her doors plus had another male with me... Shea afraid of contact yet i had to form a major fuxk you n fuck off Facebook message after she tells me ky only issue is a drug problem when all usage points to her having addiction to pain killers. As well as my normally prwacrivsd meds.... For a fear factor to be the concern hense the practical
21:58:53 <SpunkyGay> logical response, Facebook messages as I wont talk to her any more nblockdd n delfdd hsr myself , unfortunately level. 6 can only be removed using napalm.... Anyway this oughra make an embarrassing post especially for rgw police infrmsnt who hasn't asked her dailythrest from me who only lives. 4 floors below her..... Ya would figurt this is the kinda shit to
21:58:53 <SpunkyGay> ruen a law abiding citizen jnto a ravjng loony toon....... All this cos i didn't wanna stick my cock into someone bwrely lucid n at rhose codeine hits, she hits more.... Its amazing how a guy. Will lose all integrity just by helping someone with tits.... Embarrassing fir the lof of em.
21:59:06 <+DoC> WTF?
21:59:15 <+DoC> Why are you pasting this shit here faggot?
21:59:31 <ABC> pollock just banned me from nerdhacks
21:59:35 <SpunkyGay> chill the fuck out doc
21:59:38 <SpunkyGay> dont have a stroke matey
21:59:40 <ABC> like the bitch he is
21:59:44 <steven_> hahahhaaaha
22:00:14 * thestig slaps ABC around a bit with a large trout
22:00:19 <Raichu> That paste
22:00:21 <+DoC> fuck off eat a dick ABC
22:00:21 <Raichu> REEKS of Pieter
22:00:27 <SpunkyGay> its from his facebook prof
22:00:36 <Raichu> LOL
22:00:39 <Raichu> steven_
22:00:40 <Raichu> Sup man?
22:00:45 <+DoC> who banned u from nerdhacks?
22:01:32 <SpunkyGay> pollock
22:01:32 <Raichu> People get banned from nerdhacks?
22:01:35 <Raichu> LOL
22:01:43 <Raichu> Only a despo loser would ban someone from there.
22:01:58 <Raichu> Steven always had a fair go policy.
22:02:01 <Raichu> Give everyone a chance.
22:02:33 <Raichu> Only reason I stopped going there was cause steven gave losers like Pollock IRCops
22:02:35 <+DoC> I just removed his ban SpunkyGay
22:02:41 <+DoC> you can come back
22:02:46 <Raichu> And I didn't feel like getting DDoS'd cause he's a jealous cunt
22:02:47 <+DoC> I removed his gline
22:02:49 <SpunkyGay> im not anned lol
22:02:51 <SpunkyGay> banned
22:02:52 <SpunkyGay> abc was
22:03:16 <SpunkyGay> tisk you mongrel fucking cunt
22:03:25 <Raichu> tisk is a loser
22:03:28 <Raichu> No hoper junkie
22:03:28 <SpunkyGay> he is
22:03:35 <Raichu> But not as bad as Pullcock
22:03:37 <SpunkyGay> he made a video of him screaming at the camera
22:03:43 <Raichu> Nobody can hit that loser level like Pullcock can.
22:03:55 <+DoC> [16:03] * Quits: @officeworks ([email protected]) (User has been permanently banned from nerdhacks (being an asshole faggot))
22:03:57 <woodsuck> So why did you decide to work in an abortion clinic?
22:04:00 <+DoC> Hahahahahahahahhahahahaha
22:04:09 <Raichu> [22:03] <@DoC> [16:03] * Quits: @officeworks ([email protected]) (User has been permanently banned from nerdhacks (being an asshole faggot)) <<< LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
22:04:20 <woodsuck> Well you seee I love killing baybeez and I thought if I am going to kill the baybeez I need to do it legally you seeee
22:04:24 <woodsuck> stupid abortion doco
22:04:30 <Raichu> That's topic material
22:04:32 <Raichu> surely.
22:04:52 <+DoC> i just banned pollock
22:04:57 <+DoC> hahahahahahahaha
22:05:06 <thestig> lol
22:06:57 <woodsuck> wasted an hour of my life watching Reggie Yates in that nigger town in america where that nigger was shot
22:07:02 <Raichu> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ topic
22:07:09 <woodsuck> coincidently i was playing bf4 at the same time
22:07:21 <woodsuck> noticed there're no niggers in bf4
22:07:37 <Raichu> There's alot of nigger towns
22:07:45 <Raichu> Need to be a bit more specific than that.
22:08:19 <woodsuck> http://www.masstrending.com/pop-culture/10-celebrities-who-have-done-pornography/
22:08:28 <woodsuck> Fergason
22:09:03 <Raichu> lol @ Diaz being on the first page.
22:13:17 <+DoC> hahaha pollock crying
22:13:22 <+DoC> faggot zlined me
22:13:24 <+DoC> ahahahahahah
22:13:33 <Raichu> Pullcock is a loser
22:13:36 <Raichu> Where's he crying?
22:13:47 <Raichu> #FaggotsAreUs?
22:14:22 <woodsuck> lol Raichu i want to see her nudie pics
22:14:27 <woodsuck> the slut
22:14:35 <Raichu> Who's?
22:14:39 <Raichu> Manydy?
22:14:42 <Raichu> Er
22:14:44 <Raichu> Mandy*
22:14:51 <woodsuck> diaz
22:14:51 <ABC> zlined me again
22:14:57 <Raichu> Ah right
22:15:01 <Raichu> Google son.
22:15:07 <woodsuck> google dont do shit
22:15:14 <Raichu> Can someone op me for a sec?
22:15:25 <woodsuck> yes sir no sir three bags full of shit
22:15:29 <woodsuck> who r u
22:15:35 <woodsuck> i am woodsuckisuckwood
22:15:37 <Raichu> Blitzkrieg/StrykerX
22:15:50 <Raichu> DoC, op me son
22:15:56 <Raichu> I have to remove 1 user
22:16:00 <+DoC> steven faggot
22:16:05 <Raichu> Then I''ll even de-op myself
22:16:15 <+DoC> who pollock?
22:16:18 <Raichu> Yes.
22:16:27 <+DoC> he doesnt have balls man
22:16:32 <+DoC> he cant say even a word
22:16:35 <Raichu> We know that
22:16:41 Mode: (by DoC) +o Raichu
22:16:46 <Raichu> He wanted to fight me infront of a camera
22:16:52 <Raichu> Too gutless to go up the road
22:16:54 <Raichu> Where nobody could see.
22:17:00 Mode: (by Raichu) +b *!*@ce0dc047.iinet.net.au
22:17:00 <+DoC> he's a pussy man
22:17:08 Kick: sfx was kicked by Raichu (LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL FAGGOT!)
22:17:29 Mode: (by Raichu) -o Raichu
22:17:54 <Raichu> My job is done.
22:17:55 <Raichu> Thank you.
22:17:57 * Raichu bows.
22:21:11 <woodsuck> i gots cous cous
22:21:20 <woodsuck> mushroom one
22:22:07 <+DoC> [16:21] * Quits: gendo ([email protected]) (User has been permanently banned from nerdhacks (OFF LONESOME LOSER YOUR OWN DAD RAPED YOU FAGGOT))
22:22:07 <+DoC> [16:21] * Quits: officeworks ([email protected]) (User has been permanently banned from nerdhacks (OFF LONESOME LOSER YOUR OWN DAD RAPED YOU FAGGOT))
22:22:10 <+DoC> HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
22:22:34 <Raichu> Oh
22:22:40 <Raichu> A meme dedicated to Pullcock
22:22:41 <Raichu> https://scontent.fmel1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12342647_10207984157752119_2122418632223300829_n.jpg?oh=d9aa09d55f7112003e29375d124705f7&oe=5721812B
22:22:51 <Raichu> Also LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ double gline
22:24:06 <ABC> cunts fucked
22:24:21 <Raichu> Cunts beyond fucked
22:25:04 <ABC> im gonna fuk his bitch
22:25:09 <ABC> coz hes a cunt
22:26:06 <steven_> <officeworks> Having lunch with her last week and this week says it all steven mate.. you understand where it's going now?
22:26:06 <steven_> <officeworks> ;)
22:26:17 <steven_> <officeworks> That's where you're wrong steven mate.. she DOESN'T speak to him on facebook anymore ;)
22:26:19 <+DoC> he wont talk here steven
22:26:24 <steven_> is this true hobbsy
22:26:28 <steven_> u dont speak on facebook now?
22:26:29 <ABC> lol
22:26:42 <ABC> not since an hr ago
22:27:13 <Raichu> Pullcock is delusional
22:27:14 <ABC> havent replied to her message
22:27:17 <Raichu> Standard shit really
22:27:25 <+DoC> [16:23] <officeworks> That's where you're wrong steven mate.. she DOESN'T speak to him on facebook anymore ;)
22:27:28 <+DoC> LOLOLOL
22:27:36 <ABC> loooooooool
22:28:25 <ABC> I never said you're a rapist nor do I believe you are!
22:28:26 <ABC> I mean that
22:28:26 <ABC> Are you going to say anything?
22:28:34 <ABC> looooooool
22:28:41 <+DoC> Loooooooooooooooool
22:28:45 <Raichu> I'd daresay Pullcock is fantasizing again
22:28:51 <+DoC> pollock why dont u speak here faggot?
22:28:56 <Raichu> Not even Pollock would go near Pollock
22:28:58 <+DoC> dont u have guts?
22:29:01 <+DoC> u fucking gay cunt
22:29:12 <ABC> thats what jen said to me
22:30:20 <amelia> i still fail to see how jenn is worth all this drama
22:30:51 <ABC> i agree
22:30:54 <Raichu> Pollock has blown everything way out of proportion
22:30:56 <amelia> fuck me dead its like she's miranda kerr when really shes jus some mutt
22:31:10 <ABC> ur worth it amelia
22:31:26 <nate> miranda kerrs pussy needs me
22:31:32 <nate> i'll be her baby
22:31:35 <Abortion> amelia: You sound jealous. Should we fawn over you instead?
22:31:35 <Raichu> I need nates pussy
22:31:54 <ABC> 'always wanted u anyway
22:31:58 <amelia> yeah having an opinion makes me jealous
22:32:22 <Abortion> fair point
22:33:08 <Abortion> Can we fawn over you anyway :P
22:33:26 <+DoC> pollock is crying harder on nerdhacks
22:33:29 <amelia> no
22:33:36 <+DoC> u guys should come on n watch him crying like a bitch
22:33:43 <Raichu> Has he still got his oline?
22:33:45 <ABC> im zlined
22:33:59 <ABC> he dont like me
22:34:03 <ABC> loooooool
22:34:20 <ABC> god knows why
22:34:20 <Abortion> dont worry we love you
22:34:21 <Raichu> He doesn't like anyone
22:34:37 <ABC> i kno
22:34:48 <ABC> when he got ops in here today he jumped at banning me
22:34:51 <Abortion> That's because he is more bitter than metho bittering
22:35:00 <ABC> and has been flooding this channel as me for the past month
22:35:03 <ABC> hah
22:35:11 <Raichu> He's a loser.
22:35:13 <Raichu> Enough said.
22:35:29 <Raichu> DoC, has pullcock still got his oline?
22:35:33 <Abortion> I don't like calling people losers
22:37:34 <+DoC> I dont know why the fuck steven isnt removing his oline
22:38:07 <Abortion> iunno I reckon steven likes the drama
22:38:10 <Abortion> keeps this place alive
22:38:20 <steven_> after she fucked 4 guys in perth
22:38:26 <steven_> got home and fucked another 4 guys
22:38:54 <Raichu> steven_
22:38:57 <Raichu> When was this said?
22:39:04 <steven_> now
22:39:07 <+DoC> [16:35] <officeworks> She's sitting next to me :)
22:39:07 <+DoC> [16:35] <darkfyre> nothing is fake except u faggot
22:39:07 <+DoC> [16:35] <darkfyre> LOLOLOL
22:39:07 <+DoC> [16:35] <darkfyre> she would never sit with u lolol
22:39:07 <+DoC> [16:36] <darkfyre> u stink like shit faggot
22:39:07 <+DoC> [16:36] <darkfyre> ur mum told us
22:39:07 <+DoC> [16:36] <darkfyre> your dad raped u
22:39:07 <+DoC> [16:36] <darkfyre> and u still crying here for that rape
22:39:07 <+DoC> [16:36] <darkfyre> u still feel ur dads cock in ya arse
22:39:07 <+DoC> [16:36] <Sharni> Can we leave my gf out of this she is mine
22:39:07 <+DoC> [16:37] <officeworks> That's why she just put her arm around me and kissed my ear and said "you smell hot tonight, dont worry about what they say it's just IRC"
22:39:07 <+DoC> [16:37] <_steven> hhaaahhahhhaahah
22:39:07 <+DoC> [16:38] <Sharni> Steven what's the port number for Aus net
22:39:07 <+DoC> [16:38] <darkfyre> hahahahahahahahah
22:39:35 <+DoC> its going on at nerdhacks
22:39:35 Kick: DoC was kicked by bios (flood)
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22:39:41 Mode: (by bios) +o DoC
22:39:55 <nate> is oskar still going on about jen?
22:39:57 <nate> lol
22:40:06 <steven_> hahaha yeh
22:40:09 <steven_> he is with her right now
22:40:16 <steven_> she is kissing his ear
22:40:19 <steven_> lolololol
22:40:22 <nate> fucking hell ders more ugly moles in the sea
22:40:25 <steven_> gave it some tongue
22:40:35 <DoC> LOLOLOL
22:40:37 <Raichu> Is he fantasizing again?
22:40:40 <DoC> she would never kiss him
22:40:45 <DoC> steven_ u know that bro
22:40:53 <DoC> she just used pollock like a condom
22:40:54 <Raichu> Nobody would kiss Pullcock
22:41:00 <Raichu> Not even his own parents would.
22:42:41 <ABC> lol
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22:44:24 <DoC> exactly
22:44:32 <DoC> no one would kiss that gay cunt
22:44:41 <DoC> guys read it out LOLOL
22:45:00 <DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:09] <anotherirc3r> i know. so go abuse him and leave me out of it
22:45:00 <DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:10] <Oreo> lol
22:45:00 <DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:10] <Oreo> he started that shit towards you
22:45:00 <DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:10] <anotherirc3r> yes, i know
22:45:00 <DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:10] <Oreo> than why do u like that faggot?
22:45:01 <DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:11] <anotherirc3r> i don't like him and never will
22:45:01 <DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:11] <Oreo> but he said u do
22:45:01 <DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:11] <Oreo> and u are going to be together forever?
22:45:01 <DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:11] <anotherirc3r> well, he's a freaking liar stupid gay
22:45:01 <DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:11] <anotherirc3r> what
22:45:01 <DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:11] <anotherirc3r> are you serious?!
22:45:01 <DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:11] <Oreo> well he said that
22:45:01 Kick: DoC was kicked by bios (flood)
22:45:01 <!DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:12] <anotherirc3r> can you show me?
22:45:01 <!DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:12] <Oreo> well he said that too many times
22:45:01 <!DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:12] <Oreo> sure i'll
22:45:01 <!DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:12] <Oreo> cbf atm!
22:45:01 <!DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:13] <anotherirc3r> well, it's bullshit
22:45:01 <!DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:13] <anotherirc3r> i don't 'like' him
22:45:01 <!DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:14] <Oreo> dont like whom?
22:45:01 <!DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:14] <anotherirc3r> Dave
22:45:01 <!DoC> [16:43] <darkfyre> [21:14] <anotherirc3r> and we are not together he is a super retard
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22:45:06 Mode: (by bios) +o DoC
22:45:27 <Raichu> LOL
22:45:40 Join: SassyMedal67 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:45:50 <steven_> looooooooooooooooool
22:45:55 Mode: (by steven_) +o SassyMedal67
22:46:08 <SassyMedal67> noice
22:46:16 <thestig> sasssyyyyyy
22:46:18 <SpunkyGay> screws
22:46:19 <thestig> sup g
22:46:20 <SpunkyGay> you skeevy pedo
22:46:27 <screws> cheers
22:46:32 <steven_> i'll get luke here
22:46:33 <steven_> aswell
22:46:41 <SpunkyGay> screws fucking neck yourself cunt
22:46:42 <SassyMedal67> haha
22:46:46 <steven_> he is offline
22:47:46 Mode: (by steven_) +hhhhhhhh ABC indignant Raichu Ripstaa screws Simwolf1 SpunkyGay thestig
22:47:52 Mode: (by steven_) +h tisk
22:47:53 <Raichu> Oh
22:47:57 <Raichu> I have power over one
22:48:09 Kick: tisk was kicked by Raichu (LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)
22:48:13 <ABC> SassyMedal67 -= SCAMMER
22:48:22 Kick: ABC was kicked by SassyMedal67 (Bye!)
22:48:25 <steven_> ahahah
22:48:27 <SassyMedal67> sorry had to
22:48:42 <SpunkyGay> lol raichu
22:48:49 Kick: screws was kicked by SpunkyGay (skeevy cunt)
22:48:55 <steven_> ahhaahaha
22:49:05 <SpunkyGay> screws is as bad as spanishguy
22:49:20 <Raichu> Worse.
22:49:29 Join: ABC ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:49:32 <Raichu> SpanishGuy is a despo.. Screws is a begger.
22:49:49 <DoC> screws is a pussy
22:49:53 <SpunkyGay> he is
22:50:05 <Raichu> steven_, I finally got GTA 5
22:50:10 <steven_> haha
22:50:12 <Raichu> Stealing the jets is good fun man
22:50:27 <steven_> i havnt played gta 5 for ages
22:50:47 <steven_> what do you play it o?
22:50:48 <steven_> on
22:51:51 <DoC> * Quits: officeworks ([email protected]) (User has been permanently banned from nerdhacks (LOSER YOUR OWN DAD RAPED YOU FAGGOT))
22:52:19 <Raichu> 360
22:52:34 <Raichu> After 4 months I put it back together
22:52:36 <Raichu> Still unmodded
22:53:11 <steven_> you're playing on xbox ?
22:53:16 <Raichu> Yes
22:53:21 <steven_> what games do you have
22:53:41 <Raichu> GTA5, MW2, GTA4, Batman Lego
22:53:50 <Raichu> I don't play it much except lately
22:53:59 <steven_> i can give you $$$$$$$$$$$ in gta 5
22:54:34 <Raichu> I like how the chopper is so much harder to fuck up in 5 than 4
22:54:46 <Raichu> Can hit more shit before the blades fall off
22:55:07 <steven_> you would of seen people cheating?
22:58:47 <Raichu> Haven't played online much
22:58:52 <Raichu> WiFi has been a cunt
23:03:20 Join: sharni ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:03:26 <Raichu> Wow.. Sharni..
23:03:28 <Raichu> Long time!
23:03:32 <sharni> Hey
23:03:33 Quit: Ripstaa ([email protected]) EOF from client
23:03:44 <sharni> Must of been a long time cause I don't know who you are
23:03:50 <Raichu> Uhm
23:03:53 <Raichu> UltimateSlinky
23:03:53 <sharni> Lol
23:03:59 <sharni> Ohh heyyy
23:04:06 <Raichu> Sup? How's the kidlets?
23:04:25 <sharni> They are good :)
23:04:30 <sharni> How about your little one
23:04:54 <woodsuck> fkn MORDOR
23:04:58 <Raichu> He's good. A little tornado
23:05:02 <woodsuck> uno some cunt is a total fucken geek
23:05:05 <Raichu> Wouldn't have it any other way though.
23:05:07 <sharni> Aren't they all ahha
23:05:14 <Raichu> Yup.
23:05:14 <sharni> Yeah true that
23:05:38 <Raichu> BAI
23:05:41 Quit: Raichu ([email protected]) Quit:
23:06:01 <woodsuck> who else is sick of "slaw" on burgers and shit
23:06:07 <woodsuck> i am so fk u!
23:07:10 Mode: (by steven_) +o sharni
23:07:15 Join: peter ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:07:22 <peter> hello u cunts
23:07:22 <steven_> peter you little skid
23:07:24 <steven_> hahahhaahh
23:07:34 <peter> lol
23:07:45 <steven_> these guy were just talking about you
23:07:51 <peter> really
23:07:58 <peter> cuz they love me
23:08:02 <peter> mate
23:08:10 <peter> Bloody wanker
23:08:14 <ABC> sharni !
23:08:17 <thestig> peter peter pumkin eater had a wife and loved to beat her, slaped her twice across her head fucked her ass and went to bed ohhhhhhhh
23:08:24 <steven_> haahaah
23:08:29 <peter> hhhhhhhhh
23:08:38 <steven_> amelia
23:08:44 <steven_> remember i told you i use to skype this kid
23:08:50 <steven_> and he would have about 15 cameras open
23:08:55 <steven_> all on peoples computers
23:08:56 <sharni> Hi ABC
23:08:57 <steven_> hahaahhahaa
23:09:02 <DoC> peter, you fucking goose fuck
23:09:10 <peter> cuz am a boss
23:09:15 <steven_> haahhaa
23:09:34 <steven_> funny
23:09:45 <peter> want to see a pic off me Xd
23:09:47 <steven_> what you getting from the shop governor
23:09:48 <steven_> hahahahah
23:09:51 <peter> open it
23:09:52 <peter> hahhahaahhaha
23:10:09 <woodsuck> im gonna give u all the Arabian Goggles while u sleep
23:10:39 <sharni> Lol
23:10:45 <DoC> peter, you might be the boss of all the guttless faggots
23:10:54 <peter> love u to
23:11:24 <peter> Haters make me famous
23:11:25 <DoC> peter gonna put used condom on his eyes
23:11:28 <steven_> peter u need to come here all the time
23:11:51 <steven_> you need to show these guys who's boss
23:11:54 <peter> i will to annoy you bastards
23:11:58 <peter> hahah
23:11:59 <steven_> ahhahaahhaaha
23:12:02 <peter> 1v1 me
23:12:04 <peter> skid
23:12:08 <steven_> in real life
23:12:09 <peter> u mad bri
23:12:09 <thestig> peter f u
23:12:10 <steven_> ?
23:12:13 <thestig> worddd
23:12:15 <Abortion> Who are you peter?
23:12:18 <peter> f u your .u to
23:12:20 <thestig> who % me?
23:12:21 <peter> the boss
23:12:27 Part: thestig ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
23:12:27 Join: thestig ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:12:30 <steven_> pete pie
23:12:30 <peter> this kid ok whos peter
23:12:31 <Abortion> thats not very descriptive
23:12:32 <thestig> i want to be a pleb!!
23:12:35 <steven_> the most veiwed kid on youtube
23:12:41 <peter> im the boss
23:12:44 <thestig> harisa?
23:12:51 <thestig> is peter harisa?
23:12:57 <DoC> you are not annoying peter...you are just keep telling us how dumb weak cunt u are
23:12:57 <Abortion> Yeah that doesn't fly
23:13:05 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:13:14 <DoC> wb xm :)
23:13:16 <Abortion> If you want to the be the boss, it'd have to be clear why
23:13:18 <Abortion> its not
23:13:18 <peter> english fuck your Australian kangaroos
23:13:19 <xm> danke
23:13:26 <xm> hi al
23:13:31 <xm> all
23:13:31 <DoC> fuck boss
23:13:32 <thestig> hey xm!
23:13:33 <xm> what's the score?
23:13:36 <peter> Bloody wanker
23:13:38 <xm> what's happening in here
23:13:40 <xm> hi peter
23:13:47 <peter> 2.1 to your mum
23:13:49 <Abortion> idk peter is being obtuse about who he is
23:13:53 <ABC> thirstyxm
23:14:04 <ABC> wot cunt
23:14:12 <xm> ya mum screams my name in 2.1 surround sound
23:14:21 <peter> have to go school be back in 1 hour u cunts
23:14:24 <xm> ABC have some frozen coke bro
23:14:27 <steven_> hahahhah
23:14:28 <xm> sik
23:14:30 <xm> u go to school 2
23:14:31 <peter> mad bro
23:14:34 <peter> its ok
23:14:39 <xm> i gonna skip school tomoz
23:14:43 <thestig> is his mum a sterehoe?
23:14:43 <ABC> aint got a $1
23:14:45 <xm> gonna hide in the arcades
23:14:53 <steven_> loooooool
23:14:58 <sharni> Lmao
23:14:59 <xm> i look 18 nwayz
23:15:08 <steven_> sharni dont talk to xm
23:15:10 <thestig> 18 for life
23:15:14 <steven_> :P
23:15:17 <sharni> Haha why
23:15:20 <peter> hhhh
23:15:21 <xm> steven_, ur not my real dad shutup
23:15:22 <peter> back soon
23:15:23 <peter> migs
23:15:24 <steven_> hahaha nuh im joking
23:15:26 <xm> n u never will be
23:15:28 <steven_> haahahaa
23:15:30 <sharni> Lmao
23:15:47 <xm> i only put up wid u coz u let me xbox to 1am
23:15:49 <xm> when mum isnt around
23:15:51 <steven_> its only officeworks u need to watch
23:15:53 <xm> (cheatin on u)
23:15:56 <xm> dat nasty ho
23:16:00 <steven_> ask SassyMedal67
23:16:04 <sharni> Lol haha
23:16:06 <sharni> Why
23:16:09 <xm> r dese girls!
23:16:13 <xm> i go to an all boys school
23:16:16 <steven_> he is a stalker
23:16:16 <xm> we never get to see girls!!!
23:16:20 <steven_> he stalks all irc girls
23:16:22 <xm> there was a skool dance once
23:16:27 <xm> i got to hold hands with dis girl
23:16:39 <xm> i remember it liek it was my first tooth fallin out
23:16:45 <xm> which was just last year
23:16:49 Quit: peter ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
23:16:58 <ABC> i kissed a girl once
23:17:00 <steven_> hahaha peter just showed me a bag of pills
23:17:02 <steven_> like 100 pills
23:17:06 <steven_> and he is going to skool
23:17:07 <xm> ritalin?
23:17:14 <xm> is he in the USA
23:17:14 <steven_> mdma
23:17:18 <steven_> UK
23:17:21 <xm> oh
23:17:25 <xm> that's normal for the UK
23:17:32 <ABC> another druggie
23:17:40 <steven_> yeh we have sessions on skype
23:17:43 <steven_> mad dogs
23:17:51 <thestig> ABC you have a new fwend?
23:17:51 <xm> can you ask him to roll back his eyes in xtc on cam
23:17:54 <xm> take a video cuzzler
23:17:57 <steven_> im going
23:18:02 <ABC> nope
23:18:15 <xm> back in my day we bought skittles to skool and shared them to be popular
23:18:20 <ABC> dont need none thestig
23:18:20 <xm> now they bring xtc
23:18:26 <xm> boy kids are growin up fast
23:18:27 <sharni> Lol ahah
23:19:24 <sharni> I'm pretty sure he officeworks already stalked me
23:19:25 <xm> r u a girl sharni
23:19:31 <xm> which skool do u go 2
23:19:43 <xm> r u good at maths
23:19:45 <sharni> I don't go to school
23:19:47 <xm> coz girls suck at maths
23:19:49 <xm> just sayin
23:19:59 <sharni> Yea I do suck at maths
23:20:05 <xm> so u r a girl then
23:20:16 <xm> soz dont mean to b racist
23:20:17 <thestig> xm can teach u math
23:20:53 <ABC> i got a B in maths yr 10 report
23:21:05 <ABC> doesnt mention was in lowest class
23:21:08 <ABC> for it
23:21:18 <sharni> That ain't racist it's called sexist
23:21:20 <ABC> steven was in same class
23:21:59 <ABC> think he sat next to me
23:22:21 <sharni> Lol
23:23:06 <DoC> xm, pvt bro
23:23:32 Join: xm_ ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:24:04 <ABC> sharni, pm sis
23:24:21 <sharni> Nah
23:24:29 <sharni> If you wanna talk.. Talk here
23:24:49 <ABC> ok
23:24:57 <ABC> suck my dick
23:25:18 <sharni> I rather not die from AIDS
23:25:33 <ABC> i like to share my aids
23:25:40 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Connection closed
23:25:49 <sharni> We'll share it with someone else
23:25:53 <sharni> I ain't interested
23:26:07 <ABC> damn itt
23:26:17 <Abortion> ohi there sharni
23:26:21 <Abortion> funny seeing you here
23:26:27 <thestig> hi sharni
23:26:31 <Abortion> that explains why you were asking about ports
23:26:52 <sharni> Hi
23:27:04 <sharni> Hmm
23:28:09 <DoC> F A G G O T
23:30:12 <xm_> <sharni> That ain't racist it's called sexist <--- eida way... ur pregurdised for dissin my ignorance
23:30:19 <xm_> let me liv in bliss...
23:30:37 Nick: xm_ is now known as xm
23:30:41 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Changing hosts
23:30:41 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:30:48 <sharni> Only this time
23:32:20 Quit: ABC ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
23:32:39 <xm> it's good ur givin me a 2nd chance coz i sware i can smart... i once peeled off all da labels of a rubix cube and put em back together again in less than 2 minz
23:33:24 <sharni> Wow that take skills
23:33:29 <sharni> I envy you
23:35:18 <xm> u got dat rite. im workin on a new skateboard move... i call it slouch the couch were ya skate n jump over the couch when ur dad is sleepin on it lol
23:36:35 <sharni> I'm so impressed
23:37:25 <steven_> lolol
23:37:48 <xm> sharni we only just met but i feel like we connect
23:37:51 <xm> lol dat rhyme
23:37:56 <xm> skater AND rapper
23:38:25 <sharni> I felt that way since the moment I saw your name
23:39:01 <xm> can i have ur name. i just need to know for show n tell, or wen school friends ask me
23:39:06 <xm> i think i have a gf now
23:39:26 <sharni> George... My names George
23:41:56 <Abortion> lolwat
23:42:08 <steven_> ;)
23:42:44 <xm> she is a girl on da internet. i might be only ten... but i know they need to protect their pussy identity
23:42:57 <xm> coz too many bad creppy men
23:42:57 <amelia> gril*
23:43:18 <sharni> Lmao
23:44:05 <Abortion> George Foreman Gril. The fat drains straight into my mouth
23:45:25 <amelia> sharni are you in australia
23:45:31 <sharni> Yep
23:45:37 <Abortion> How are the kids going?
23:45:39 <amelia> perf?
23:46:23 <xm> jsut tell us what time it iz were u r
23:46:25 <sharni> Good
23:46:28 <xm> no need to tell us geography
23:46:30 <xm> geez amelia
23:46:34 <sharni> Haha
23:46:38 <sharni> 11:46pm
23:46:51 <Abortion> Sooo, Tasmania?
23:46:56 <sharni> Nope
23:47:01 <xm> i reckon sydney
23:47:04 <sharni> Yep
23:47:08 <thestig> dont tell them
23:47:13 <sharni> Lmao
23:47:16 <xm> coz she give me bondi beach vibe
23:47:18 <Abortion> lol I just picked the least likely based on timezone
23:47:18 <xm> so care3
23:47:26 <sharni> True
23:47:33 <Abortion> while you are care4 xm?
23:48:00 <xm> it's the LTS, Abortion
23:48:04 <amelia> be careful of xm sharni
23:48:06 <xm> coz im always dere for my woman
23:48:10 <amelia> he is very crafty
23:48:19 <thestig> loll
23:48:28 <sharni> Haha thanks amelia
23:48:47 <Abortion> I don't slip pills into peoples drinks! Who said that?
23:48:58 <xm> yah im crsafty. i eat paddlepops n take the stix and make lil hhomes 4 my hamstas
23:49:09 <thestig> loll
23:49:36 <Abortion> I will now forever be known as... The Date Rapist
23:49:44 <xm> im also nittin mini swetters 4 dem too
23:49:52 <sharni> Lol
23:49:57 <xm> i got dese skills from gran
23:50:15 <xm> coz i cum over on sat and she gives me $1 for frozen coek 2
23:50:30 <sharni> Haha
23:50:31 <xm> n she teaches me
23:50:34 <Abortion> man you're writing is giving me a headache
23:50:37 <amelia> well put it this way, there used to be a guy on here who had a shady past and stole lots and even spent time in JAIL, anyway he turned his life around but xm made a very mean youtube video about him and now he no longer chats in here
23:50:42 <amelia> so beware
23:50:48 <woodsuck> writing on here
23:50:49 <woodsuck> ?
23:51:00 <Abortion> ssssh
23:51:01 <woodsuck> in JAIL!
23:51:05 <woodsuck> lel
23:51:12 <amelia> yup!
23:51:19 <xm> i ddin du nothin
23:51:25 <woodsuck> gaol
23:51:33 <Abortion> goal!
23:51:35 <woodsuck> who hasnt been locled up
23:51:40 <woodsuck> GOAL!
23:51:41 * Abortion puts his hand up
23:51:43 <xm> im always gettin taken advatege of...
23:51:58 * Abortion grinds teeth
23:52:01 <woodsuck> why would anyone do what amelia said
23:52:14 <Abortion> it only annoys me because I know xm can write better than this
23:52:16 <xm> like guys at airport wantd me to take in thomas tank engine toyz full of drugs 4 dem... but i knew betta... watched a few botrder patrol yanno
23:52:24 <thestig> This is a story all about how
23:52:24 <thestig> Xm's life got flip-turned upside down
23:52:24 <thestig> And I liked to take a minute and sit right there
23:52:24 <thestig> And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Mirabooka
23:52:34 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
23:52:57 <sharni> Lol
23:53:28 <Abortion> ah ffs
23:53:34 <Abortion> I've been staying up way too late
23:54:01 <Abortion> guess I'll just have to go into work late
23:54:35 <Abortion> night guise
23:54:43 <sharni> Bye
23:54:43 * Abortion puts on a cape for bed
23:54:49 <Abortion> I sleep in only a cape
23:55:01 <amelia> i used to wear a cape my baba made me
23:55:11 <xm> fuq u i dun live in da ghetto... i liv in perpperwood... medien house price... $650k (circa 2006)
23:55:27 <amelia> the fuck os pepperwood
23:55:45 <woodsuck> i mostly sleep on tha couch
23:56:02 <woodsuck> why is xm typing like an asshole
23:57:33 <erlich> In Perth certain suburbs get a bad reputation – and it sticks. Even when they are ideally located people can't get over the high crime / bogan / snob value stigma for years. Sometimes suburbs are "re-launched". Lockeridge had the worst reputation in Perth, they renamed it "Pepperwood" and cleaned up some of the parks and facilities. Balga was the same, it became "Westminster". Generally these suburbs gained the bad reputation for containing high conce
23:58:01 <amelia> i have never heard of pepperwood
23:58:23 <amelia> it sounds like it should be in the animals from farthing wood or whatever it is
23:59:23 <xm> if ur in pepperwood... look at all da tags... KGB... dat my gang... im the leader