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00:09 <cherri_pie> the stig probly
00:13 Join: croy ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
00:13 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v croy
00:18 <cherri_pie> he talks alot of shit
00:19 <+nate> amousia wants more chicks in channel, cherri_pie how many chicks u know
00:25 <xM> lol
00:33 <croy> MRS POH!
00:34 <cherri_pie> whos amousia
00:38 <croy> amelia
00:43 <cherri_pie> fuck amelia
00:47 <+nate> amousia is very hot and needs some girls to chill with
00:54 <+nate> cherri_pie knows this
01:02 <cherri_pie> maybe if she was a real chick she would know some chicks herself
01:07 <cherri_pie> tranny fagget
01:15 <+nate> very true
01:27 <cherri_pie> MRS POH
01:30 <cherri_pie> THE BITTERS
02:06 <croy> lol
02:09 <croy> THE BITTERS
02:11 <croy> MRS POH!
03:11 <+amousia> cherri_pie can you pls stop taking your recent breakup out on me pls
03:21 <+amousia> its very distressing
03:23 <croy> amelia is here for you
03:26 <cherri_pie> it wasnt a breakup
03:29 <+nate> yeah yeaaah!
03:33 <cherri_pie> i just got played thats all
03:40 <+nate> cherri_pie was it jen
03:47 <croy> it was jens pussy
03:47 <xM> Amousia 2015 act to be put in action before NYE. Every #nerdhacks user is to bring in at least one female into the channel, whether it be their mother or sister. No one will be asked to bring in their girlfriend as no one has any. Failure to comply will result in your immediate removal by bios. Thank you.
03:49 Quit: croy ([email protected]) Quit:
03:50 <richard> amousia have you finished work for the year?
03:50 <+amousia> ok but not by me so jus calm your jox
03:51 <cherri_pie> haha fuck no
03:59 <cherri_pie> jen is just weird
04:06 <cherri_pie> all chicks from croydon are weird
04:09 <+nate> LOl xm :D
04:13 <+amousia> AHAHHAHAHAHA FRANKEH
04:29 <+amousia> my fave part was no one will be asked to bring their gf as no one has one
04:42 <+nate> i dont have one i have two ;D
04:48 <cherri_pie> they should ban guys pretending to be girls as well
04:55 <+nate> lolol
04:56 <+Abortion> lol no they shouldn't
05:00 <+Abortion> :)
05:04 <cherri_pie> unless your gay like nate then
05:12 <+amousia> did you get played by a guy pretending to be a girl
05:16 <cherri_pie> yes
05:17 <+Abortion> hahahahaha
05:21 <cherri_pie> in this room to be exact
05:22 <+nate> cherri_pie is worth being gay, i like guys with personality
05:27 <+amousia> it seems to be a very touchy subject for you
05:38 <xM> WingedAngel didn't come from Heaven... she came from hell
05:45 <cherri_pie> thanks xm
05:55 <cherri_pie> you mean "he"
06:00 <+nate> winged angel said guys are the only angels
06:04 <+steven_> ahhaahah
06:05 <screws> my ex is from croydon, and she be VERY weird
06:06 <+nate> not filthy girls ;D
06:06 <xM> yeah but even Caitlyn is a 'she'
06:10 <+steven_> haahhhhhhh
06:13 <+amousia> is winged angel the culprit that broke your heart
06:17 <cherri_pie> there you go even scews knows it
06:22 <+steven_> richard got catfished in this channel aswell
06:23 <cherri_pie> crydon is just a weird area
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06:39 <cherri_pie> no decent girl comes from croydon only freaks live there
06:46 <cherri_pie> best girls come from toorak and brighton
06:57 * Abortion writes this down
07:09 <+Abortion> pretend... to be girl... from toorak
07:18 <cherri_pie> or inner city suburbs like docklands and southbank
07:20 <richard> +cherri_pie what about the girls from st kilda?
07:24 <theDood> seasonal greetings
07:25 Part: Pumbaa ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks (Leaving)
07:25 <Herb_Dean> Pumbaa spent 47secs in the channel
07:28 <cherri_pie> yeh st kilda girls are ok
07:33 <theDood> seasonal greetings
07:33 Kick: theDood was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
07:36 <cherri_pie> a bit too hipster for my liking tho
07:38 <richard> cherri_pie the prostitutes yeah>?
07:40 <screws> and st ives
07:41 <cherri_pie> elternwick
07:46 <cherri_pie> elsternwick
07:48 Join: theDood ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
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07:50 <theDood> lolz
07:53 <cherri_pie> around that way is very nice too
07:55 <theDood> carrot
08:01 <cherri_pie> thats where normal ppl live
08:04 <cherri_pie> i hate ghetoo biches
08:11 <cherri_pie> they are so fucked
08:12 <richard> cherri_pie which suburb?
08:30 <theDood> wherez melies
08:35 <cherri_pie> just rich suburbs mostly, like toorak and brighton but i was naming a few others
08:43 <cherri_pie> elternwick and malvern isnt bad
08:53 <cherri_pie> elwood too
08:56 <theDood> wherez MeLieS
08:56 Kick: theDood was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
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09:01 <theDood> lolz
09:02 <richard> cherri_pie elsternwick is an old suburb
09:05 <theDood> carrot
09:09 <cherri_pie> yehh
09:20 <cherri_pie> but some rich ppl around there and nice girls i heard
09:27 Mode: (by steven_) -o steven_
09:29 <cherri_pie> the jewish community in elsternwich is massive
09:30 <steven_> lol
09:31 <steven_> lol
09:31 Kick: steven_ was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
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09:33 <richard> +cherri_pie I went to frankston the other day and all the train stations look old and the houses too
09:34 <cherri_pie> they basically own the are
09:45 <cherri_pie> franston is disgusting
09:46 <+steven_> lol
09:54 <cherri_pie> iv been once in my life i think
09:59 <cherri_pie> its a hole
10:05 <richard> cherri_pie did you go to the beach there?
10:19 <cherri_pie> i think i went once, there was a party at a beach house near there
10:28 Quit: screws ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
10:31 <cherri_pie> but i havent really seen the beaches properly
10:36 <theDood> fish is the only carrot i know of here ;l
10:55 <richard> +theDood does he have a gf or bf?
10:59 <theDood> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCoFc661GZU
11:03 <theDood> im feelin cruizy
11:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eagles - Lyin' Eyes 1977 (Jan 2, 2014) Length: 6:15 - Category: Music - 1,541,498 views - 5,343 likes (97%), 165 dislikes (3%)
11:10 <theDood> bf
11:12 <theDood> yes
11:42 <richard> theDood does fish give head to his bf?
12:02 Quit: xM ([email protected]) Quit: I haven't told my parents about nate yet.
12:23 <theDood> ye
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12:57 <richard> theDood were you licking your lips when fish gave head to his bf
13:26 <bitters> richard fuck off cunt
14:40 <richard> hey bitters, theDood wanted to get sucked off too
14:51 <bitters> really
14:55 <bitters> maybe we can both suck him off
15:43 <richard> bitters I'll leave the sucking part to you
16:41 <richard> bitters are you inviting the boys over for christmas dinner?
17:08 * Abortion rolls eyes
17:26 Quit: Exo ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
17:39 <richard> Abortion why did you do that for buddy
17:46 <bitters> he's a loser
17:48 <bitters> he would
17:54 <richard> oh
17:56 <cherri_pie> anyone seen the movie hurricane with denzel washington
18:00 <cherri_pie> its good shit
18:16 <richard> +cherri_pie is that denzel's boxing movie?
18:20 <cherri_pie> yehh
18:22 <cherri_pie> kinda
18:35 <richard> when he went to jail? is it on tele again>
18:39 <cherri_pie> but its a true story about rubin "hurricane" carter who was a famous boxer
18:49 <cherri_pie> na na i d/l it
18:54 <richard> cherri_pie I've seen that I don't want to watch that again
19:05 <cherri_pie> haha whys that
19:47 <richard> cherri_pie it's just a guy in a small cell for nearly the whole movie
20:05 <cherri_pie> its a true story
20:13 <cherri_pie> its not meant to have alot of content
20:39 <cherri_pie> if you can sit on irc for hours and not complain about repitive or boring shit
21:01 <cherri_pie> i dunno why your complaining about a movie
21:18 * theDood follows amousia into a dark avenue. Hey test my crowbar!
21:20 * theDood slaps amousia around a bit with a large trout
21:22 * theDood touches amousia with a twenty-foot rusty halberd
21:24 * theDood sends hordes of lemmings over amousia
21:46 <bitters> lol
21:48 <bitters> what movie?
21:50 <richard> theDood that was totally gay mate
24:43 <richard> cherri_pie don't watch that dumb movie anymore it's rubbish man
25:22 <richard> cherri_pie it's about a man who's in a cell then goes to court, cell then back to the courts nah don't watch that
26:12 <+amousia> richard so sassy
26:23 <+amousia> such a SaSSY CaT
26:30 <+amousia> richard have you met Abortion
26:40 <+amousia> he is another SaSSY CaT
27:29 <+steven_> have u met sassymedal
27:32 <+steven_> so sassy
28:47 <President_Trump> !seen anotherirc3r
28:47 <Herb_Dean> I last saw anotherirc3r ([email protected]) 2days 23hrs 50mins ago, quitting from IRC, saying: Quit:
28:52 <bitters> sounds like a stupid movie
28:54 <President_Trump> !seen richardsballs
28:54 <Herb_Dean> I found no results for your LastSeen query.
28:59 <richard> amousia I met him
29:00 <bitters> jen has died her pussy is red raw
29:10 <President_Trump> !random amousia
29:10 <Herb_Dean> [22165] T: 19:22:35 <amousia> i dunno they jus always say no
29:56 <richard> President_Trump I purchased some pants from the reject shop and when I was walking in the city they kept falling down to my ankles where do you get those dumb pants from
30:25 <+amousia> !random nate
30:25 <Herb_Dean> [72350] T: 20:25:46 <nate> trump u wanna use ya whale oil ;l
30:30 <+amousia> ahahahahaahhaahahahaha
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30:44 <+amousia> cracks me up ;|
30:58 <President_Trump> im going to have a shower now, i need to wash my sweaty balls
31:09 <+amousia> !random nate
31:09 <Herb_Dean> [80635] T: 15:12:14 <nate> jon doe?
31:16 <theDood> amousia
31:29 <theDood> do gurls fart?¿
31:39 <+amousia> probably i dunno but
31:46 <bitters> they do
31:47 <bitters> they fart
31:58 <richard> President_Trump were you lifting weights with your cock?
32:53 <theDood> amousia do you like my latest foto?¿
32:54 <cherri_pie> they do fart but will never admit it
33:01 <cherri_pie> amelia farts the most
33:22 <richard> +theDood are you talking about the photo with your dick hanging out?
33:31 <+amousia> no you're fat and ugly and pedo-ey
33:38 <+amousia> i do not fart ok
33:46 <+amousia> i luff puff
33:51 <cherri_pie> your a guy amelia so of course you fart loll
34:01 <cherri_pie> you dont fool me
34:12 <+amousia> You DoNT FooL Me
34:28 <bitters> she farts
34:32 <bitters> all girls do
34:33 <cherri_pie> for sure
34:42 <+amousia> no
34:43 <cherri_pie> they wont admit it tho
34:46 <+amousia> love puff
34:52 <bitters> only real women admit it
34:53 <cherri_pie> theyre not like us, they go outside and do it
34:58 <cherri_pie> girls are sneaky
35:00 <bitters> nah
35:07 <cherri_pie> if they can hide a period they can hide a fart
35:11 <bitters> lol
35:18 <bitters> who says they hide their periods
35:30 <bitters> amousia doesnt have periods she is on the pill
35:32 <theDood> gurls fluff
35:40 <richard> cherri_pie girls don't hide their period they all do it on the sofa chair
35:44 <theDood> she goes 'oops i fluffed'
35:49 <cherri_pie> well they are basically dripping from the pussy while talking to you
35:51 <cherri_pie> and you cant tell
36:00 <bitters> lol
36:07 <theDood> amousia do yur fartz smell liek ambi-pur?¿
36:24 <cherri_pie> maybe that should be her name name, ambi put
36:29 <richard> amousia, theDood likes arse he wants to know
36:37 <bitters> they smell like sauerkraut
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36:42 <+amousia> ahaahahhaahahahah
36:50 <theDood> bi
36:53 Quit: theDood ([email protected]) Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com )
37:00 <+amousia> fuckin ped
37:12 Quit: Herb_Dean ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
39:59 <cherri_pie> lovely mouth amelia
40:04 <cherri_pie> thats how sluts talk
40:09 <cherri_pie> or guys pretending to be girls
40:15 <bitters> yep
40:17 <bitters> very true
40:30 <cherri_pie> girls shouldnt swear, what do you reckn bitters?
40:36 <bitters> nah girls can swear
40:42 <cherri_pie> you dont mind it?
40:43 <bitters> that doesnt bother me
40:48 <bitters> it depends on who they are
40:51 <cherri_pie> fair enough
40:51 <+amousia> fuck off cherri you piece of depressing shit
40:52 <cherri_pie> yeh true
40:59 <bitters> like you have just bogans and rough retards
41:01 <bitters> that annoys me
41:05 <cherri_pie> sometimes i get put off by girls swearing
41:07 <cherri_pie> yeh thats what i mean
41:14 <cherri_pie> its too ghetto sometimes
41:18 <+amousia> beggers can't be choosers
41:20 <richard> cherri_pie girls swearing is good
41:33 <+amousia> you don't have any girls in your life to be put off by
41:33 <cherri_pie> i dont think so, its unladylike and off putting
41:38 <cherri_pie> here and there is sometimes ok
41:49 <richard> cherri_pie nah mate all the time is ok
41:55 <cherri_pie> but definitely not consistently
42:06 <cherri_pie> like over and over, fuck now
42:07 <cherri_pie> no
42:34 <richard> cherri_pie that would be lovely if a girl swears all the time
42:47 <bitters> cherri_pie you need some bitters mate
42:50 <bitters> have a big drink
42:51 <cherri_pie> i know
42:55 <bitters> im having some bitters soon
42:59 <cherri_pie> im gonna go mad on the bitters
43:00 <bitters> they in the freezer
43:03 <cherri_pie> dont corrupt me bro
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43:09 <cherri_pie> ive got that slab of millers
43:12 <bitters> last day before nye i drink
43:14 <cherri_pie> il dig into that
43:18 <bitters> im not even drinking at my gfs dads
43:18 <richard> hey bitters you were meant to say <+bitters> have a big dick
43:22 <bitters> ill just smoke his weed
43:32 <cherri_pie> how you smoking it
43:34 <bitters> ive been going mental on the bitters for afew weeks now
43:40 <bitters> joints
43:46 <cherri_pie> have you ever vaped
43:46 <richard> +bitters is rubbish
43:51 <cherri_pie> omg omg
43:53 <bitters> nah never vaped
43:56 <cherri_pie> did you hear this cunt
44:01 <bitters> richard is a loser
44:02 <cherri_pie> hes slagging off the bitters
44:10 <cherri_pie> we should bick slap him
44:12 <richard> bitters are you talking about four x
44:13 <cherri_pie> bich
44:16 <bitters> no
44:18 <bitters> melb bitters
44:20 <bitters> vb
44:24 <bitters> four x is shit
44:26 <richard> bitters yeah they're dumb
44:27 <cherri_pie> loll four x
44:30 <cherri_pie> thats fagget beer
44:34 <cherri_pie> for qld cunts
44:36 <richard> all beer is dumb
44:37 <bitters> for losers
44:40 <cherri_pie> true
44:42 <cherri_pie> what a fagg
44:43 <bitters> richard you never lived then
44:46 <cherri_pie> who the fuck drinks xxx
44:55 <cherri_pie> i had it a couple of times before the bitters
44:59 <bitters> yeh
44:59 <richard> bitters I drank some bitters then spat it out
45:02 <cherri_pie> and was thinking wtf is this piece of shit
45:04 <bitters> i had some to try
45:06 <bitters> just waiting for a bus
45:09 <cherri_pie> you know the best thing about bitters
45:10 <+Abortion> The old joke, I believe, is XXXX is for people who can't spell Beer
45:10 <bitters> tried the 2 kinds they have
45:11 <bitters> both shit
45:19 <cherri_pie> the colder it is and the more you freeze it the better it tastes
45:24 <richard> bitters were you waiting for the bus naked
45:25 <bitters> yep
45:34 <bitters> i always have it almost at freezing point cherri_pie
45:39 <bitters> ive become a master at the right temp
45:43 <bitters> the whole bottle is ice
45:44 <richard> +bitters warm is better yeah?
45:46 <bitters> for half of the drink
45:52 <bitters> it will stay iced over for 30 mins
46:02 <cherri_pie> yeh sweet as bitters, thats good shit
46:03 <bitters> well ive been that desperate i drank a case of hot vb once
46:07 <bitters> in the bush with my mate
46:12 <bitters> but it was worth it
46:22 <bitters> its another life drinking hot beer in the 40 degree sun
46:22 <cherri_pie> thats the diff between bitters and vb
46:32 <cherri_pie> bitters tastes better when its colder
46:35 <richard> bitters after the vb did you two have sex?
46:36 <bitters> so does vb
46:50 <bitters> carlton draught is ok
46:50 <cherri_pie> yehh true
46:55 <bitters> that can be good
47:00 <cherri_pie> i was just thinkin that the other day
47:05 <bitters> richard nah i dont like those ads lol
47:10 <cherri_pie> carlton draughts are pretty good when theyre cold
47:11 <bitters> beer ads are shit
47:13 <cherri_pie> there cheap too
47:28 <richard> bitters, cherri_pie is calling you cheap
47:35 <richard> bitters don't you have any money
48:18 <cherri_pie> bitters doesnt need money, il chuck him a few slabs
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48:32 <cherri_pie> too bad you dont have mates like me richard
48:35 <cherri_pie> :)
48:59 <bitters> richard is living in a fantasy world
49:06 <bitters> thats why he comes on irc to talk about stupid shit
49:09 <cherri_pie> yeh any cunt that drinks xxx is lost
49:13 <richard> +cherri_pie I don't like your mates they're all bogans with no front teeth
49:17 <cherri_pie> hes off his head on xxxx
49:20 <bitters> yep
49:24 <cherri_pie> it went to his brain and fucked his head up
49:26 <bitters> i dont know anyone who drinks xxxx
49:29 <cherri_pie> me neither
49:35 <bitters> id be bashed if i drank it actually
49:36 <cherri_pie> i dun even know why they make it,
49:39 <cherri_pie> its that fuckin shit
49:45 <cherri_pie> what a waste of production
49:48 <bitters> i tried to give my dad some once and he threw it away
49:51 <cherri_pie> could be makin bitters instead
49:55 <cherri_pie> hahah
49:56 <bitters> they had cans at dan murphs for 50cents
49:59 <cherri_pie> LOLL
50:01 <bitters> and he said wtf is this shit
50:08 <richard> bitters did your dad kick your ass and stomp on your head too?
50:08 <cherri_pie> they cant even give it away, its that shit
50:12 <bitters> no richard
50:15 <cherri_pie> even for 50 cents no one wants it
50:24 <bitters> its always on special back home
50:31 <bitters> in sydney afew gay cunts drink xxxx
50:32 <bitters> wogs
50:33 Nick: steven_ is now known as steven_1
50:35 <bitters> and weak aussies
50:38 <bitters> they think its cool
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50:43 <bitters> because of that xxxx island shit ad
50:53 <bitters> like rich cunts who try be very aussie
50:55 <richard> bitters I bet you wanted to go there
50:58 <bitters> no
51:13 <bitters> did they ever make a melb bitter ad
51:15 <bitters> that would be cool
51:18 <cherri_pie> true
51:20 <cherri_pie> not that i know of
51:26 <bitters> just a bunch of sick cunts drinking melb bitters
51:26 <richard> bitters are you dumb they will never make a dumb melb bitter ad
51:29 <bitters> and saying MRS POH
51:30 <cherri_pie> truee
51:33 <cherri_pie> haha thats why they dont make it
51:38 <cherri_pie> its too gangsta for tv
51:41 <bitters> yeh it is
51:51 <bitters> every sick cunt i know says its good beer
51:55 <bitters> i tell them and they have one
51:55 <cherri_pie> everyone be like who are these sick cunts drinking bitters
51:58 <bitters> "yep best beer"
51:58 <cherri_pie> fuck im a loser
51:59 <+Abortion> lol so this is the gangsta equivalent of hipsters then?
52:01 <cherri_pie> haha
52:06 <richard> cherri_pie I agree
52:10 <bitters> Abortion melb bitter isnt hipster
52:17 <+Abortion> not actually hipster
52:18 <cherri_pie> thats what youd be saying richard
52:23 <cherri_pie> if you saw the bitters ad
52:23 <+Abortion> but the identity of gansta
52:26 <bitters> Abortion you like james squire
52:34 <cherri_pie> you would get depressed because you drink xxx
52:35 <bitters> gangsta is your mate slinky_j
52:41 <bitters> the guy who ran bikies out of his town
52:43 <richard> cherri_pie I don't drink
53:03 <steven_> this is what i got
53:04 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUlJATm1Fck
53:06 <+Abortion> I don't care for beer generally
53:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Huge Cyst on Back (May 28, 2013) Length: 0 - Category: People & Blogs - 13,579 views - 25 likes (86.2%), 4 dislikes (13.8%)
53:09 <richard> cherri_pie I bet you got a big fat beer belly
53:27 <+Abortion> maybe some Belgian beers, but thats very borderline
53:27 <richard> cherri_pie and you can't see your toes
54:07 <thestig> http://puu.sh/k0Hki.jpg
54:38 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUlJATm1Fck
54:41 <bitters> Abortion you don't drink?
54:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Huge Cyst on Back (May 28, 2013) Length: 5:33 - Category: People & Blogs - 13,579 views - 25 likes (86.2%), 4 dislikes (13.8%)
54:49 <steven_> watch that
54:56 <steven_> then eat icecream
54:57 <+Abortion> Sometimes, but not often. Basically when the boss shouts
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55:11 <+Abortion> He's more keen on wine though
55:20 <+Abortion> frankly I'm glad
55:30 <+Abortion> he likes his reds
55:46 <bitters> i was asking you
55:48 <bitters> not your boss
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56:00 <+Abortion> I did say, sometimes, when the boss shouts the booze
56:25 <bitters> but never on your own
56:28 <bitters> too much of cheap ass hey
56:33 <+Abortion> nah, too lonely
56:37 <+Abortion> why would you drink on your own?
56:52 <bitters> why wouldnt you
57:16 <bitters> call slinky j up then
57:18 <bitters> go get him over
57:26 <richard> Abortion it's better then you can have all the beer for yourself
57:33 <+Abortion> pass
57:39 <bitters> isnt he your mate?
57:42 <+Abortion> I don't really enjoy the sensation of alcohol
57:51 <+Abortion> It's ok with other people though
57:53 <bitters> what about heroin then?
57:56 <+Abortion> because it changes the way you act
57:59 <+Abortion> u wot mate?
58:04 <bitters> only if you let it
58:15 <+Abortion> I'm a happy drunk
58:17 <bitters> if you can control your alcohol and still be chilling
58:17 <+Abortion> works out fine
58:20 <bitters> then you are good
58:25 <bitters> so you dont have a problem then?
58:31 <+Abortion> no?
58:42 <bitters> then go get yourself some emu beers and enjoy
58:45 <+Abortion> I just don't see the point of drinking on my own
58:52 <+Abortion> I don't enjoy that
59:00 <bitters> ok well maybe one day
59:05 <bitters> smoke abit of heroin then
59:19 <+Abortion> Why would that be any better?
59:47 <bitters> well you dont like alcohol
59:50 <bitters> so try something new
00:01 <+Abortion> I think I'll be fine thanks
00:06 <cherri_pie> your soft thats why
00:09 <cherri_pie> drinking on your own is good
00:17 <+Abortion> You're joking right?
00:20 <cherri_pie> um no
00:22 <bitters> he isn't
00:22 <cherri_pie> are you?
00:33 <cherri_pie> i drink on my own all the time, and sometimes have more fun
00:35 <+Abortion> You've never had anyone near you die of Liver cirrosis?
00:38 <bitters> he's not joking he's one of those people who cannot entertain themselves
00:45 <cherri_pie> tru
00:46 <bitters> Abortion yeh i have
00:49 <cherri_pie> well kinda
00:53 <cherri_pie> i was close to chopper
00:56 <bitters> ive also seen my best mate die infront of me due to high range drink driving
00:58 <bitters> doesnt stop me
01:06 <cherri_pie> yeh thats pretty bad
01:08 <+Abortion> uh huh
01:11 <bitters> why let someone else make your choice in life?
01:16 <bitters> just dont abuse it
01:16 <cherri_pie> chopper was a mate in a way
01:19 <bitters> and you will be fine
01:20 <cherri_pie> i read his books
01:31 <+Abortion> Or I could not have it at all and I won't be taking the choice you've suggested to me
01:33 <cherri_pie> im not kidding, when he died i was sad as fuck
01:35 <bitters> ive seen alcohol do more damage than any other drug
01:38 <cherri_pie> i never met him in my life
01:40 <bitters> but those people abused the fuck out of it
01:50 <cherri_pie> anyway
01:54 <bitters> so afew casual drinks is going to fuck you up for life is it lol?
01:55 <richard> cherri_pie who that dumb chopper reid?
01:57 <cherri_pie> lets talk about the good things of bitters
02:07 <cherri_pie> when you have bitters you have to say this ok
02:09 <bitters> bitters is the way of life
02:12 <+Abortion> uh I also said I didn't enjoy it
02:16 <cherri_pie> "spare a drink for big mark read"
02:20 <bitters> Abortion do you enjoy smoking weed?
02:26 <bitters> ill spare one for him
02:27 <+Abortion> I've never smoked that either
02:28 <bitters> soon
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02:31 <cherri_pie> sweet
02:31 <bitters> never smoked weed?
02:33 <theDood> hi
02:36 <+Abortion> no
02:36 <bitters> in your life?
02:37 <theDood> amousia
02:39 <+Abortion> never
02:39 <richard> theDood welcome back
02:41 <bitters> jesus fuck
02:44 <cherri_pie> chopper was the king of bitters
02:45 <bitters> this server is finished
02:48 <bitters> its over
02:51 <cherri_pie> its dead
02:52 <theDood> u liek my newest foto bitchtits?
02:56 <bitters> you never smoked weed
02:58 <richard> cherri_pie chopper was just dumb
03:00 <bitters> well thats why you say that man
03:03 <+Abortion> Welcome to my realm
03:09 <bitters> well im sorry for you bro
03:11 <bitters> i really am
03:18 <+Abortion> Oh I'm sure you are
03:21 <bitters> i am
03:22 <+Abortion> but so what?
03:27 <bitters> i honestly feel sorry for you
03:28 <bitters> i pity you
03:32 <+Abortion> mmhmm
03:37 <+Abortion> such a gracious heart
03:41 <cherri_pie> whats this now
03:42 <bitters> i would do anything for you to come across to the dark side
03:47 <cherri_pie> what are you biching about abortion
03:50 <bitters> have you ever had xtc pill?
03:53 <richard> bitters you're just a loser man
03:58 <+Abortion> well no
04:02 <bitters> richard have you?
04:06 <richard> bitters, no
04:10 <bitters> you cunts have not lived
04:12 <bitters> didnt think so
04:14 <+Abortion> haha
04:16 <richard> bitters you really are stupid if you want to take xtc
04:18 <+Abortion> yeah, "lived"
04:19 <bitters> may I suggest #christian
04:23 <bitters> good room that one
04:24 <cherri_pie> lolll
04:26 <+Abortion> because everyone knows how to live better than me
04:27 <cherri_pie> go in christian
04:34 <cherri_pie> looks drugs arent good
04:35 <bitters> fuck these are no the types of nerds that i knew off irc back in the day
04:39 <bitters> this place is loser central
04:40 <richard> bitters that isn't a good channel
04:45 <bitters> what has happened to the world
04:47 <cherri_pie> no ones saying that, but its a part of life
04:49 <theDood> might try get FREE SPINS on fb pokiwa
04:49 <bitters> gay cunts everywhere
04:50 <bitters> immigrants
04:53 <bitters> cunts on centrelink
04:57 <bitters> ppl who havnt even smoked pot
04:59 <bitters> far out
05:01 <theDood> might try get FREE SPINS on fb pokies
05:03 <theDood> might try get FREE SPINS on fb pokies
05:27 <+Abortion> and thus my takeover plan continues
05:33 <bitters> richard no wonder you kept asking me about strippers
05:35 <bitters> and kings cross
05:41 <bitters> you are virgin prob too
05:46 <cherri_pie> is that against your morals richard
05:50 <cherri_pie> strippers n shit
05:55 <bitters> no he likes them
05:59 <bitters> he kept asking me where to find them
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06:02 <richard> bitters when?
06:07 <cherri_pie> haha
06:08 <bitters> and suggesting my gf go to the cross and work
06:11 <bitters> as prostitute
06:19 <bitters> richard a month ago or so
06:21 <richard> haha I didn't say that to you
06:26 <bitters> yeh you did
06:29 <cherri_pie> did you call his gf a prossy richard
06:31 <richard> bitters what was the nick?
06:34 <cherri_pie> well your not a saint after all are you
06:35 <bitters> richard
06:41 <bitters> you were same isp
06:45 <bitters> and talking the same like you do
06:49 <cherri_pie> thats another sin richar, lying
06:51 <+Abortion> you know what richard, I used to get pissed when you talk, but you dispense to everyone equally. Good job.
06:53 <cherri_pie> your a sinner
06:55 <richard> bitters was was your gf's nick
07:07 <bitters> no you said it to me
07:08 <bitters> not her
07:12 <bitters> my gf doesnt use irc
07:17 <bitters> she doesnt have a clue about it
07:20 <richard> to you? what was your nick?
07:23 <bitters> calls it pedo chat
07:26 <bitters> i dunno richard
07:32 <bitters> i change a nick almost everyday
07:37 <richard> oh,
07:48 <richard> bitters yeah I did say that to someone
08:04 <theDood> bak 2 de sausage fest ;l
08:11 <bitters> yeh
08:14 <richard> theDood are you talking about cocks?
08:19 <+Abortion> now that sharns and melies are gone
08:32 <theDood> nup
08:36 <richard> theDood yes you are
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08:55 <richard> welcome back cherri_pie
08:58 <richard> bitters when are you going offline
09:04 <cherri_pie> thanks richard
09:19 <cherri_pie> why do you want bitters to go offline
09:24 <cherri_pie> its boring as fuck when hes not here
09:32 <richard> oh, well it's late
09:34 <cherri_pie> you want the whole room to go to sleep then?
09:42 <cherri_pie> trying to kick bitters out
09:44 <bitters> im not
09:47 <bitters> its only 1am
09:48 <bitters> early
09:51 <cherri_pie> hes not even allowed on half of austnet
09:55 <bitters> not even had a bitters yet
09:57 <richard> bitters are you serious when do you go to sleep?
09:58 <cherri_pie> and you want him out of this room too richard
10:00 <cherri_pie> shame on you
10:04 <bitters> prob go to bed like 5am
10:15 <bitters> im on holidays im going to victoria tonight
10:17 <+Abortion> Do you work night shift bitters?
10:20 <bitters> no Abortion
10:22 <cherri_pie> richard im disappointed in you
10:24 <bitters> im on holidays
10:26 <richard> why cherri_pie
10:28 <+Abortion> ah yeah
10:31 <+Abortion> only reason I'm here
10:32 <bitters> i dont work till next year sometime
10:34 <+Abortion> last day was today
10:37 <richard> bitters what do you do for work?
10:41 <bitters> other than that i study and im on holidays for that too
10:47 <bitters> richard i work for council
10:54 <bitters> at youth centre i teach music
11:02 <bitters> 2 days a week
11:04 <richard> bitters can you play the guitar?
11:07 <bitters> yes
11:16 <bitters> can you?
11:16 <richard> bitters can you play metallica?
11:19 <bitters> yeh
11:21 <cherri_pie> i worked for the council once
11:25 <bitters> i dont play metallica though but i could
11:29 <cherri_pie> well not really
11:39 <cherri_pie> i had to do community work for court
11:41 <richard> bitters I used the tablature music do you know that one?
11:45 <bitters> yeh i do
11:54 <richard> bitters yeah I can't read the normal music
11:55 <bitters> tabs is good to learn guitar
11:59 <bitters> doesnt matter
12:07 <bitters> most of the best musicians cant even read or write music
12:25 <richard> bitters I had a distortion pedal and the metallica sounded good on the guitar
12:29 <bitters> yeh
12:32 <bitters> what one was it?
12:42 <richard> bc rich I think it's old now
13:09 <richard> thats' the guitar
13:24 <bitters> yeh good guitars
13:37 <richard> bitters can you play master of the puppets
14:10 <bitters> no
14:11 <bitters> but i could
14:24 <richard> what about battery or shortest straw
14:24 <bitters> never really got into metallica
14:34 <bitters> dont know those tracks
14:38 <bitters> maybe
15:00 <richard> bitters can you play all instruments
15:04 <bitters> no
15:10 <richard> only guitar?
15:11 <bitters> dont think anyone could do that
15:25 <richard> bitters do you know prince the singer he can
15:29 <bitters> guitar, drums, piano, cello
15:34 <bitters> no he cannot
15:41 <bitters> there are thousands of instruments
15:57 <bitters> prince is very talented though but he cannot play every instrument
16:37 <richard> bitters do you like megadeth?
16:49 <bitters> yes
16:51 <bitters> great band
17:15 <richard> bitters does 'bc rich' still make guitars
17:23 <richard> the bc rich brand
17:28 <bitters> not sure
18:27 <richard> bitters we had to learn guitar in high school for music class
18:43 <bitters> yeh so did we
19:06 <bitters> very bad it was too
19:10 <cherri_pie> remember the recorder ffs
19:14 <cherri_pie> that little pipe
19:15 <bitters> yeh i do
19:17 <cherri_pie> fuckn hell
19:18 <bitters> that was fucked
19:23 <cherri_pie> ive still got one somewhere hahah
19:26 <cherri_pie> yeh i know haha
19:27 <bitters> so do i
19:37 <bitters> our teacher was this mental egyptian lady
19:41 <cherri_pie> why they make ppl learn dumb shit like that at school
19:41 <bitters> who use to tap her key on her desk
19:44 <cherri_pie> shit gives you a headache
19:49 <cherri_pie> its like a fucking whistle
19:53 <bitters> her desk was like down to the wood
19:54 <bitters> chips
19:55 <cherri_pie> thats really all it is
19:59 <bitters> chipboards just fucked up everywhere
20:02 <cherri_pie> they should just get a flute
20:10 <bitters> from her tapping the key to get ppl to stop playing
20:20 <bitters> mrs illea that fucking egyptian dog
20:21 <cherri_pie> lolll
20:36 <cherri_pie> how you gonna hear a key tapping with 30 kids playing recorder
20:42 <cherri_pie> haha egyptian dog
20:45 <bitters> she tapped it really loud
20:49 <bitters> almost psycotic
20:58 <bitters> and she use to send you outside to practice if you were naughty
21:06 <bitters> so we use to purposly play up to get sent outside
21:13 <bitters> and we would play it really loud down the corridor
21:15 <cherri_pie> school days huh
21:19 <cherri_pie> when shit was easy
21:22 <richard> +bitters did she make you strip naked
21:25 <bitters> piss her and all the other teachers off
21:30 <bitters> no richard but she was a milf
21:37 <bitters> 50 year old hot pussy
21:41 <cherri_pie> i remember a milf from primary school
21:47 <cherri_pie> a teacher
21:54 <cherri_pie> all the kids were in love with her lolll
22:28 <bitters> yeh
22:31 <bitters> did any fuck her?
22:38 <bitters> our school captain fucked one of the teachers
22:39 <cherri_pie> bro is primary school haha
22:43 <bitters> she was a prostitute
22:46 <cherri_pie> no shit
22:47 <bitters> ex heroin addict
22:50 <bitters> or maybe still on it
22:52 <richard> bitters is that how he became class captain?
22:54 <bitters> alcoholic spastic
22:56 <cherri_pie> we had a nice looking PE teacher
22:59 <bitters> we use to slap her ass
23:01 <bitters> in class
23:02 <cherri_pie> at high school
23:09 <bitters> she was always monging around like on methadone or something
23:10 <cherri_pie> hahahah
23:11 <bitters> mrs burns
23:14 <cherri_pie> hahahah
23:16 <cherri_pie> bitters owns
23:19 <bitters> she was dead set fucked
23:23 <cherri_pie> im laughing my ass off
23:28 <richard> bitters at the school church this girl in my class was in the confession box and the priest put his dick through the speaker hole for her to suck
23:30 <bitters> i use to put my shoes on her ass too
23:33 <cherri_pie> i only come on here to hang out with bitters
23:35 <bitters> she never cared
23:42 <bitters> if i was older id have tried to fuck her
23:43 <bitters> easy
23:45 <cherri_pie> tuee
23:50 <bitters> but this was year 9
23:52 <richard> bitter did you read that buddy?
23:53 <bitters> different times
23:54 <cherri_pie> some teachers were fucked especially at state schools
24:04 <bitters> yeh richard i believe that
24:10 <richard> bitters yeah thats' good
24:18 <bitters> at my school we had priests
24:24 <bitters> boarding school
24:27 <bitters> and they use to fuck the kids
24:38 <bitters> nuns too
24:41 <bitters> walking around
24:47 <richard> bitters that's true I saw this girl sucking off the priest the confession box door was open
24:53 <bitters> but no idea why because we didnt have nuns that was the girls school across the road
25:00 <bitters> i believe u richard
25:06 <richard> bitters thanks for that mate
25:10 <cherri_pie> funny all those priests are irish anyway
25:11 <bitters> lots of weird shit in private schools
25:15 <cherri_pie> thats where all that pedo shit came from
25:17 <bitters> yeh
25:21 <cherri_pie> its the fuckin irish, they are a bunch of weird cunts
25:24 <bitters> they were all irish or italian
25:31 <bitters> but mostly irish
25:37 <richard> bitters alot of teacher's are in jail for having sex with 9 year old girls
25:40 <bitters> yeh
25:43 <bitters> and boys too
25:48 <richard> bitters it's always onthe news
25:50 <cherri_pie> the whole muslim community should be in jail then
25:51 <bitters> yeh
26:00 <bitters> one of my schools was omn the news
26:00 <cherri_pie> i was reading a story where some muslim cunt married a 9 yr old girl
26:01 <bitters> for it
26:07 <cherri_pie> and made her sleep in his bed or something
26:08 <bitters> its major in places up here
26:18 <bitters> they had apple in the chappel
26:24 <bitters> apple sauce being put on kids cocks
26:26 <bitters> in the chappel
26:28 <bitters> and being sucked off
26:31 <cherri_pie> lollll
26:33 <cherri_pie> thats bad man
26:35 <bitters> yeh
26:36 <cherri_pie> il brb
26:38 <bitters> apple in the chappel
27:01 <President_Trump> cherri_pie
27:06 <richard> bitters what about the confession box girl is the priest allowed to put his dick through the speaker hole?
27:09 <President_Trump> lish was denying the gift story before
28:42 <richard> +bitters you know the collection they have at churchs the priest goes and picks up prostitutes with that money
28:52 <bitters> yeh
29:00 <bitters> not all would though
29:05 <bitters> alot of them are gay
29:14 <bitters> lish is an idiot
29:44 <richard> bitters don't send your daughter into the confession box she will end up sucking off the prist
29:46 <richard> priest
30:00 <richard> when the priest put his dick through the speaker hole yeah?
30:13 <richard> bitters yeah? yeah?
30:58 <richard> bitters it's very late I'm going offline
31:39 <bitters> ok
31:40 <bitters> cya
31:55 <bitters> ill remember that when i have a daughter if i do
33:08 <richard> bitters write it down so you don't forget look here write this down DO NOT SEND DAUGHTER INTO CONFESSION BOX BECAUSE PRIEST WILL SURELY STICK HIS COCK THROUGH THE SPEAKER HOLE AND MAKE HER SUCK IT
34:19 <richard> bitters are you with optus put it on optus cloud it'll be there for good
34:44 <richard> well goodmorning bitter's and have a nice day
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45:44 <cherri_pie> trump what do you mean
45:51 <cherri_pie> what were you saying to her about
45:54 <cherri_pie> it
46:01 <cherri_pie> or what was being said?
47:44 <cherri_pie> lish denies everything, cant believe a word she says
48:10 <cherri_pie> shes a compulsive liar im not even kidding, she lies more than anyone ive met on irc
52:05 <bitters> yep she does
52:11 <bitters> loser
52:20 <cherri_pie> where did you say shes from bitters
52:28 <bitters> she's from woywoy/umina
52:47 <bitters> but she lives in melbourne apparently
52:51 <bitters> which i think is true
52:54 <cherri_pie> wheres that
53:01 <bitters> its a shit hole north of sydney
53:06 <bitters> like worse than frankston
53:06 <cherri_pie> ahh right
53:12 <bitters> its like a place like that
53:16 <bitters> mt druitt by the sea they call it
53:16 <cherri_pie> jesus
53:27 <cherri_pie> something about her anyway
53:31 <cherri_pie> she sounds like she would be from there
53:32 <bitters> im from near there
53:36 <cherri_pie> she is the biggest shit talker
53:41 <bitters> i know the types of ppl that live there
53:42 <bitters> they fucked
53:44 <cherri_pie> and plays mind games hard
53:45 <cherri_pie> yehh
53:46 <bitters> just dumb ass's
53:48 <bitters> bogans
53:51 <bitters> its a real shit hole
54:00 <bitters> she went to a shit public school too
54:06 <cherri_pie> when did you talk to her
54:12 <bitters> thats why she watches shit like kardashians
54:14 <bitters> and home and away
54:16 <bitters> the block etc
54:22 <cherri_pie> hahah yeh for sure thats her
54:25 <bitters> ages ago
54:31 <bitters> she's an idiot ive never liked her
54:41 <cherri_pie> shes got the boys in pd wrapped around her pussy
54:45 <cherri_pie> she mind fucks them hard
54:50 <cherri_pie> gets off on the attention
54:52 <bitters> yep
54:54 <bitters> they all despo losers
54:56 <bitters> what do u expect
55:00 <cherri_pie> lolll true
55:08 <cherri_pie> but still would they think are smarter than that
55:19 <bitters> they are smarter than she is but maybe not
55:20 <cherri_pie> tiggers the only sensible one
55:28 <bitters> Tigger_ said he watches neighbours
55:29 <cherri_pie> i think xm has a crush on her
55:32 <bitters> so i cant see much more
55:38 <cherri_pie> hahah
55:39 <bitters> well Lish is a loser
55:40 <cherri_pie> i hate that show
55:42 <bitters> they can go for her
55:45 <cherri_pie> true
55:46 <bitters> she's got nothing to offer
55:51 <bitters> she's dumb and retarded
55:55 <bitters> and she's ugly
55:57 <cherri_pie> finally someone agrees
56:05 <cherri_pie> i always thought she might be decent looking
56:07 <bitters> man i was born near where lish is from
56:13 <bitters> like 15 mins away
56:17 <cherri_pie> right
56:19 <bitters> i know her area well
56:23 <bitters> only dumb cunts live there
56:26 <cherri_pie> she sounds like she would be from there
56:31 <bitters> really stupid moronic aussie ppl
56:34 <cherri_pie> shes totally fucked in the head
56:37 <bitters> she is
56:50 <cherri_pie> what natio do you rekn she is
57:06 <cherri_pie> do you remember what she told you
57:43 <bitters> she's aussie
57:55 <bitters> she's just a silly aussie girl
58:25 <cherri_pie> she told me she was italian
58:38 <cherri_pie> she gave me a fake name for sure
01:47 <bitters> she's not
01:49 <bitters> thats a lie
02:19 <theDood> hi
03:48 * bitters slaps theDood around a bit with a large trout
05:06 <cherri_pie> yeh i think so too
05:15 <cherri_pie> she definitely doesnt act italian
05:28 <theDood> ;/
05:40 <cherri_pie> well then again alot of italians dont, but i just dont believe she is
05:50 <cherri_pie> she sounds like a bogan slut
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06:08 <bitters> she's not
06:13 <bitters> she's a brain dead moronic aussie idiot
06:17 <cherri_pie> hahah sweet
06:20 <cherri_pie> couldnt of said it better
06:26 <theDood> heh
06:28 <bitters> the school she went to has like 3 ppl that make it to year 12
06:34 <cherri_pie> LOL
06:34 <theDood> i bored
06:39 <cherri_pie> she lies about her job
06:43 <bitters> she tried to tell me she went to selective high school
06:44 <bitters> gosford high
06:47 <bitters> and i asked my mates
06:50 <bitters> they got no idea who she is
06:53 <cherri_pie> she rekns she is in computer technology or some shit
06:58 <bitters> she might be but i doubt it
07:03 <bitters> she doesnt know shit about IT
07:06 <cherri_pie> she spends way too much time on here
07:14 <cherri_pie> yeh i dont think so either
07:15 <bitters> she went to brisbane water secondary
07:19 <bitters> its a school for sluts
07:20 <cherri_pie> i dont believe a word she says
07:21 <bitters> and bogans
07:22 <cherri_pie> LOLL
07:26 <cherri_pie> how do you know that
07:44 <bitters> because i know
07:48 <bitters> she told me herself
07:52 <cherri_pie> i rather believe you than her anyway
07:54 <bitters> and i know ppl who went to there
07:59 <bitters> i have friends who went there
08:03 <bitters> including an ex gf
08:12 <bitters> who said lish was a loser and a slut
08:16 <cherri_pie> yeh you know alot of ppl
08:21 <cherri_pie> wouldnt surprise me
08:34 <cherri_pie> is lish her real name
08:34 <bitters> its just another school
08:36 <bitters> no
08:40 <bitters> alysha
08:43 <cherri_pie> yeh i didnt think so
08:50 <theDood> heh
08:52 <theDood> i bored
09:44 <theDood> exo
09:49 <theDood> i need borrow $50k
09:53 <cherri_pie> what for
09:56 <theDood> u good for it champ
11:15 <theDood> stuff
11:53 <bitters> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGUYEzarhE
11:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Melbourne Bitter beer: Hawking Brothers - TV commercial (Feb 20, 2009) Length: 1:02 - Category: Entertainment - 13,380 views - 18 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:46 <theDood> mebbe i shud go 2 bed
14:39 <bitters> why
14:41 <bitters> stay up and wank
14:51 <theDood> ?¿
16:43 <theDood> i tired
17:52 <bitters> you fried?
18:00 <theDood> little bit
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32:17 <grub> hi
32:47 <grub> wonder if snoot is alive
34:03 <grub> 	??
34:25 <grub> bitters
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40:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: My Hair Was Wet At The Time (Feat. Abortion) (Dec 22, 2015) Length: 1:05 - Category: Comedy - 3 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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55:05 <incognito> Hello all I am an FBI agent
02:46 <incognito> I specialize in internet crimes and misconduct
04:08 <incognito> Around the holidays I work as a shopping centre santa clause
07:32 <incognito> !quote
07:50 <incognito> !hangman
08:15 <incognito> !stats
08:19 <incognito> !weather
08:43 <incognito> !seen
10:00 <incognito> 
31:16 <incognito> I recently gained access to one BlackDevil also known as Jon's computer files and have siezed thousands pictures of pre-teen boys naked.
32:12 <incognito> All stored in a hidden folder named 'Porn'
33:14 <incognito> McGarvie will appear in court this morning via internet and could be facing up to 10 years imprisonment
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47:13 <BlackDevil> yea good luck with that
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02:06 <FBIagent> In a profile I hear Jon has a VIP card at the sexual toys store
03:33 Mode: (by BlackDevil) +b *!*@23.247.147.2
03:34 Kick: FBIagent was kicked by BlackDevil (bye joel [26099])
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24:41 <TheJunkie> Good morning to you all!
24:53 <TheJunkie> I hope everyones morning is as bright as mine.
33:15 <TheJunkie> if it isn't thats truly a shame.
34:22 <TheJunkie> copious amounts of high purity drugs have brightened my morning and i can be content being here
34:42 <TheJunkie> talking to myself the only sensible one here
35:05 <TheJunkie> i admire my passion
36:22 <TheJunkie> !hangman
36:33 <TheJunkie> `fun sex
36:41 <TheJunkie> `fun milk
36:49 <TheJunkie> .die bios
37:50 <cgodfx> most junkies do.
38:59 Mode: (by cgodfx) +vvv Exo sik TheJunkie
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13:36 <TheJunkie> hehee
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19:44 <TheJunkie> what cath
21:11 <Cath^> i can't keep up
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29:15 <BlackDevil> we all hate joel
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31:38 <BlackDevil> we love the smell of cath
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31:44 <Apple> lols
32:12 <Cath^> 
32:31 <Apple> ,.,
32:43 <Cath^> you never have before BlackDevil...that's kinda scary lol
32:54 <BlackDevil> i've been here
33:04 <Cath^> you have?
33:13 <BlackDevil> i have
33:22 <Cath^> and?
33:32 <Apple> caff
33:39 <Cath^> hi joel
33:40 <BlackDevil> watching leonardo get raped by a bear
33:46 <Apple> have u seen my most recent pic?
33:55 <Cath^> yikes
34:11 <Cath^> no
34:15 <Apple> lolololol
35:00 Nick: Apple is now known as kuniva
35:11 Nick: kuniva is now known as Banana
36:08 <BlackDevil> cumiva loves a pink banana
39:59 <Banana> did c it cafferz
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40:23 <Banana> ;/
40:24 <Banana> ;l
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54:13 <slinky_J> mi shoulder muscle owie
04:05 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@23.247.147.2
08:22 <sik> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/if-you-ever-good-things-mix
21:03 <slinky_J> touch me in the butt
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22:04 <cgodfx> 400 new emails- 1 actual email...
22:06 <cgodfx> sigh
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31:05 <Banana> mens penis's
31:15 <Banana> sharni
31:19 <Banana> i wuvs u :))))))
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00:17 <Banana> sharni
00:21 <Banana> i wuvzz yew
00:28 Nick: Banana is now known as Celery
00:32 <sharni> No
00:34 <sharni> Just no
00:42 <Celery> yes just yes!!
00:49 <Celery> christmas huggles sharny bum
00:52 <sharni> I'm going to kill myself
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01:04 <Celery> :-O
02:00 <Celery> maybe we cud sneak a kiss :]]]]]]]]]
03:03 <Celery> christmas kisses
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09:36 <Celery> im in love with sharny
11:31 <slinky_J> her name is
11:34 <slinky_J> slim sharny!
11:56 <Celery> ;l
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15:31 <Celery> hay shitface
15:51 <TokenDaRing> Hi Kuniva
16:10 <TokenDaRing> Done any Youtube vids yet?
16:15 <TokenDaRing> I want to learn to be cool like you
16:56 <Celery> bumjack
17:09 <TokenDaRing> Yeah, yeah
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45:12 <TokenDaRing> Hello nate
45:29 <nate> hi!
50:26 <nate> lol funny video
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53:57 <Celery> bumjackers unite
54:19 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsXTCRshIG0
54:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Merry Christmas 2015 - stiggy, nate, steven_ and bretty (Dec 22, 2015) Length: 0:33 - Category: Comedy - 5 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
54:26 <nate> yay Celery
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57:07 <TokenDaRing> Hahahah who recorded that?>
59:09 <Celery> ur father
59:35 <TokenDaRing> My father doesn't sound that good
00:19 <Celery> ok shiteater
01:20 <TokenDaRing> I want to know what mic was used to record that
01:27 <TokenDaRing> Doesn't sound bad
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03:32 <President_Trump> loloolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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31:56 <Celery> BlackDevil
32:05 <Celery> you fart any sperm today
53:05 <steven_> keke~
53:22 <President_Trump> !seen jenspussy
54:46 <steven_> mmmm
55:46 <Celery> shteven
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56:35 <steven_> !seen jenspussy
56:36 <Herb_Dean> I found no results for your LastSeen query.
57:18 <steven_> !seen jenspussy
57:18 <Herb_Dean> Ask Breaker, uh actually ask dugnuts!
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21:07 <steven_> KEKEEK
21:23 <dimaa> sup sluts
22:05 <steven_> sarp bro
22:48 <dimaa> darnkin some lazy yak
23:07 <steven_> noiceeeeeee
23:38 <steven_> im about to chop up some weeeed
23:57 <steven_> dont wanna open my emails
29:17 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9hjyda
34:53 <steven_> i cant leave work early n shit now
34:55 <steven_> its fucking gay
35:01 <thestig> brocoli
35:32 <steven_> i was sweating just before 7:00 today
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00:13 <steven_> .
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28:37 <nate> hi beautiful cherri_pie
30:23 <steven_> fuck me
30:27 <steven_> kfc box is massive
30:53 <steven_> eating potato and gravy with my finger
30:53 <nate> ya arms 2 waek to carry it;p
31:01 <steven_> pretty much
31:25 <steven_> im using my _strong_ arm
31:41 <nate> oskar?
32:07 <steven_> yep
32:59 <TokenDaRing> People actually eat KFC?
33:23 <nate> they make love in kfc
33:25 <steven_> for the chips
33:30 <steven_> ;P
33:36 <steven_> they dont even sell real chicken
33:36 <steven_> ahahaha
33:53 <TokenDaRing> Yeah steven_
33:58 <TokenDaRing> Their chicken is more like rat
34:02 <steven_> yep
34:04 <steven_> baby rat
34:19 <nate> i only get the family feast;p
35:02 <steven_> i just got 3 baby rats, one rat buger potato and gravy large chips pepsi
35:49 <steven_> now im sitting back with both hands behind my head
35:51 <steven_> or was
35:51 <steven_> ;p
35:56 <nate> so sexy!
35:59 <nate> dont tell cherri_pie
36:06 <steven_> fat gut
36:09 <steven_> hahah
36:22 <steven_> bloatedddddddddddddddddd
37:41 <nate> TokenDaRing will kiss it better
38:01 <nate> i had mango chicken
38:05 <nate> not much into mangos
38:08 <nate> it was ok
38:09 <nate> :L
39:06 <TokenDaRing> I had curry and roti
39:10 <TokenDaRing> Asian food is awesome
39:33 <steven_> yeh
39:40 <steven_> curry is good
41:02 <TokenDaRing> All christmas shopping done, just have to go over to the bakers at 7:30 and get stuff for family things
41:11 <TokenDaRing> I swear, you need a holiday from the holiday season
41:23 <nate> TokenDaRing getting a quick rub n tug arent ya
41:32 <steven_> happy ending!
41:45 <nate> good cover story
42:09 <TokenDaRing> Nate, nah I just ask the missus for a quicky
42:11 <nate> cherri_pie u bitch where are u!
42:22 <nate> using his personality
44:44 <TokenDaRing> Who is https://www.youtube.com/user/AustnetProductions/feed ?
44:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube User: Beagle Beagleberg - Joined: - Subscribers: span class="yt-uix-button-content" - They have total views
53:11 <steven_> KEK~
55:04 <TokenDaRing> Who the hell is KEK~?\
55:08 <TokenDaRing> I mean, his work is pretty funny
58:54 <steven_> man for sharni
58:54 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO8DR4ulC74
58:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: be a sick cunt (Jan 6, 2015) Length: 9:56 - Category: Comedy - 33,777 views - 1,013 likes (91.9%), 89 dislikes (8.1%)
59:10 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocJXKWdv9WE
59:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Merry Christmas 2015 - simba (cum) (Dec 23, 2015) Length: 1:11 - Category: Comedy - 5 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:25 <nate> TokenDaRing i know who it is
59:29 <nate> ya mum
59:41 * nate kisses da air
03:06 <TokenDaRing> nate: Turns out, Chris is your mother
03:32 <nate> that would be lovely
03:54 <nate> i need tisk!
04:37 <TokenDaRing> steven_: Nah, Kuniva is more sharni's type
05:40 <steven_> :P
12:42 <nate> average he is
12:55 <nate> will leave quickly
13:01 <nate> i see it i see it!
18:53 <steven_> ;p
22:09 <dimaa> now im on that VB long neck. doing laundry
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25:53 <TokenDaRing> Hi richard, sup?
28:09 <richard> haha hi
31:49 <steven_> ha ha
33:50 <TokenDaRing> No, seriously, sup?
33:57 <nate> richard u whhhhore
35:22 <richard> hi nate
38:46 <steven_> hi richard
39:22 <steven_> im still bloated
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40:43 <steven_> hi poo pooo
40:51 <sharni> Hi slart
41:00 <steven_> sup
41:18 <sharni> Nm
42:13 <steven_> kooooooool
43:27 <nate> sharni did u see Abortions video;p
43:37 <nate> in da topic bae
43:56 <richard> what video was it
43:59 <sharni> Nah I'm fine man
44:14 <nate> its in topic
44:31 <richard> is dat hi?
44:36 <richard> is dat him?
44:50 <nate> yes its sharnis bf Abortion
45:02 <TokenDaRing> Wait, Abortion makes those videos?
45:25 <nate> TokenDaRing keep guessing
45:54 <nate> Rammstein - Sonne\
46:11 <TokenDaRing> nate: Just tell me, you damn cocktease
46:23 <richard> nate where's amelia
46:56 <nate> amelia is putting on something sexy for 2016
48:07 <nate> oust!
48:14 <TokenDaRing> richard: She's at the Centrelink office, still
48:18 <TokenDaRing> They're open all night tonight!
48:26 <richard> cool
48:29 <nate> Rammstein - Mein Herz Brennt
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51:40 <steven_> wb
07:40 <sharni> Lol
08:08 <TokenDaRing> Hi sharni, would you go out to KFC with Kuniva?
08:19 <sharni> No
08:31 <TokenDaRing> Awww, why not?
08:37 <TokenDaRing> He's just your sort of fellow!
12:32 <steven_> ;p
12:45 <steven_> im going to bed in a minute
12:56 <TokenDaRing> Have a good toss, steven_ :)
13:42 <sharni> No
13:51 <sharni> Lmao
13:57 <richard> steven check out thestig's video
14:04 <TokenDaRing> Hey richard
14:11 <richard> how are you token
14:15 <TokenDaRing> Do you think sharni should get knocked up so she can get more baby bonus?
14:26 <richard> yes
14:37 <sharni> There is no baby bonus dick head
16:13 <steven_> link me
17:26 <TokenDaRing> sharni: Why not? What happened to it?
17:48 <sharni> Because junkies were abusing it..
17:59 <richard> steven the link is in the other channel
18:33 <TokenDaRing> sharni: Are you upset they took it away so you can get pingers and ice?
18:37 <TokenDaRing> Can't*
18:52 <sharni> No... Didn't do it for the money
19:00 <sharni> I don't do drugs
19:15 <TokenDaRing> Oh, I see
19:18 <TokenDaRing> Accident?
21:00 <sharni> Yes my first son was.. Second was planned
26:00 <steven_> <AGE> i just came back from a sigret
26:20 <richard> steven_ did you see thestig's video in the other channel?
26:30 <steven_> im sure i have already seen it
26:34 <steven_> but no i didnt look
26:34 <richard> when?
26:42 <richard> steven_ have a look
26:51 <steven_> bro iv seen every movie on that site
26:53 <TokenDaRing> richard: Do you think women should not work and just have babies on centrelink?
27:16 <richard> token I don't maybe yeah
27:23 <steven_> i even have my own video on that site
27:24 <richard> token I don't know maybe yeah
28:06 <richard> steven_ what's your video called I'll check it out
28:23 <TokenDaRing> I think you're a cool guy richard
28:32 <richard> thanks mate
28:44 <richard> Token do you know thestig?
29:09 <steven_> !random thestig
29:10 <Herb_Dean> [79929] T: 16:51:49 <thestig> new chan owner
29:13 <TokenDaRing> Yeah he's not too bad
29:26 <steven_> !random thestig
29:26 <Herb_Dean> [63301] T: 16:53:04 <thestig> sharni now i think
29:28 <richard> Token do you want to check out his video he recorded on his iphone?
29:37 <steven_> !random steven
29:37 <Herb_Dean> [84840]
29:41 <steven_> !random steven_
29:41 <Herb_Dean> [77131] T: 00:35:37 <steven_> DMT
30:15 <TokenDaRing> Yeah sure
30:22 <richard> <@thestig> hey richard I tried picking up this cute blonde chick at the bus stop using only my body language it didn't work. here check out my video and tell me what I was doing wrong http://xhamster.com/movies/3961475/dick_flashing_blond_at_bus_stop.html
30:41 <TokenDaRing> Hahahaha
30:56 <richard> Token you have to watch it
31:06 <TokenDaRing> I am
31:07 <TokenDaRing> tis wrong
31:13 <TokenDaRing> It's wrong*
31:17 <TokenDaRing> Messed up
31:28 <richard> nothing is wrong just put the mouse over the address and press it
31:48 <richard> Token it's a video
31:55 <steven_> <richard> Token you have to watch it
31:55 <steven_> <TokenDaRing> I am
33:08 <TokenDaRing> I mean the video, it's fucking weird rofl
33:18 <richard> Token dats thestig!
33:19 <TokenDaRing> People jerk off to this?
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33:41 <richard> Token dats how thestig picks up chicks
34:36 <Tisk> poofters
34:52 <steven_> sup buttluver
35:27 <nate> hi tisky
35:32 <steven_> where is tisk
35:33 <Tisk> richards boner because he saw a school girl
35:38 Nick: Tisk is now known as Buttluver
35:42 <richard> hunh?
35:45 <Buttluver> wheres me matey spanishguy
35:52 <Buttluver> that rat faggot
35:53 <steven_> yeh i like the spunkygay one the best
36:02 Nick: Buttluver is now known as SpunkyGay
36:19 <steven_> now /notify Spunkyguy
36:21 <steven_> haha
36:21 <SpunkyGay> richard you have a boner because you were checking out school girls
36:33 <SpunkyGay> not on rofl
36:51 <richard> SpunkyGay when?
36:56 <SpunkyGay> today
37:01 <SpunkyGay> you went perving at the shops matey
37:07 <SpunkyGay> having a look at teenage girls
37:13 <richard> Spunky which shop?
37:30 <SpunkyGay> target
37:33 <steven_> hahaah
37:35 <SpunkyGay> you were in the kids clothing section too
37:45 <steven_> maybe he was getting some underwear
37:51 <SpunkyGay> rubbing yourself on ballerina outfits
38:00 <steven_> haha
38:14 <richard> SpunkyGay how do you pick up chicks?
38:26 <SpunkyGay> richard i buy them a drink
38:35 <SpunkyGay> how do you? ask their parents?
38:35 <richard> Spunky noway? do you talk?
38:37 <SpunkyGay> HAHAHAHAHAHa
38:40 <steven_> thats a charge for richie
38:42 <SpunkyGay> faggot
38:50 <richard> Spunky, thestig picks up chicks another way
39:11 <SpunkyGay> richard follows girls home on the bus and asks their parents if he can babysit them
39:21 <richard> <@thestig> hey richard I tried picking up this cute blonde chick at the bus stop using only my body language it didn't work. here check out my video and tell me what I was doing wrong http://xhamster.com/movies/3961475/dick_flashing_blond_at_bus_stop.html
43:48 <nate> t.A.T.u. - All About Us
46:59 <TokenDaRing> Mmmm
47:04 <TokenDaRing> Just dipped my dick in caramel sauce
47:10 <TokenDaRing> Feels good, dude
48:49 <nate> wot :L
49:27 Join: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) to #nerdhacks
49:35 <TokenDaRing> You know, nate, caramel sauce
50:19 <Cath^> nate covered in caramel sauce..nom
50:19 <thestig> richard are u a serial flasher?
50:24 <nate> i will goto shops soon
50:26 <nate> :D
50:54 Mode: (by thestig) +o nate
51:14 <TokenDaRing> No Cath^, I dipped my dick in it
51:17 <TokenDaRing> Feels great
51:36 <Cath^> no wonder it looks glossy
53:48 <richard> hi thestig no, dats you, you are
53:54 <TokenDaRing> You're friends with Wookie, aren't you Cath^?
54:01 <richard> thestig dats how you pick up chicks
54:11 <SpunkyGay> richard pedo
54:13 <SpunkyGay> pedo fuckj
54:22 <SpunkyGay> chats up 16 year olds on irc
54:30 <richard> SpunkyGay what are you having for christmas dinner?
54:31 <Cath^> TokenDaRing: i've never met her
54:39 <SpunkyGay> richard your mother
54:44 <richard> oh
55:39 Mode: (by steven_) +o Cath^
55:42 <steven_> hi Cath^
56:03 <richard> Cath are you working christmas day?
56:17 <nate> Snoop Dogg Ft.Pharrell - Beautiful
56:29 <nate> richard shes at the bus stop
56:34 <richard> haha
56:45 <richard> nate send thestig over with his dick hanging out
56:53 <SpunkyGay> richard do you think Cath^ should pop babies out and go on centrelibnk?
56:57 <nate> we would all the be there
57:04 <SpunkyGay> oh thats tokens thing
57:06 <SpunkyGay> faggotdaring
57:08 <SpunkyGay> hahahaha
57:12 <SpunkyGay> tokendapedo
57:13 <thestig> richard why you looking up guys wanking lollll
57:20 <SpunkyGay> richard is a faggot
57:22 <SpunkyGay> that is why
57:33 <steven_> poopusher
57:40 <steven_> ill be backkkkkkkkk
57:45 <SpunkyGay> tokendashitter
57:49 <richard> thestig haha no remember dats your video you uploaded it thestig
57:52 <SpunkyGay> you wanking gay poo eater
58:01 <nate> N.E.R.D. - She Wants To Move
58:12 <TokenDaRing> SpunkyGay: I'm so glad you have a crush on me :)
58:17 <richard> nate dats a good song
58:25 <nate> richard dance wid me
58:52 <nate> i would ask thestig but his doodle would be out
58:59 <richard> haha true
59:10 <richard> dastiggggggg
59:40 <Cath^> hi steven_
59:58 <nate> SHAKE IT UP GIRL
00:03 <Cath^> richard no i'm not
00:17 <SpunkyGay> hey richard come wank my cock
01:35 <richard> hunh
01:48 <richard> SpunkyGay, ask thestig he will
02:00 <SpunkyGay> nah richard he isn't fag like you are
02:08 <SpunkyGay> you love cocks though right
02:17 <richard> SpunkyGay nah thestig does
02:21 <SpunkyGay> https://www.facebook.com/Acronym44/videos/1712132879022153/?pnref=story
02:22 <nate> i will have SpunkyGay one night, richard the next night;l
02:25 <SpunkyGay> chris new sick video
02:29 <SpunkyGay> look at him dance
02:42 <SpunkyGay> all da girls after pisssss now
03:12 <nate> looking good isnt he
04:20 <nate> CHEWING CHEWY CHEY CHEWING!
04:27 <SpunkyGay> nate you in love mad boi
04:41 <nate> yeah tisk has got new teef
04:44 <nate> impressed
05:24 <richard> is it new false teeth
05:38 <nate> unknown
05:52 <Cath^> wtf
06:01 <richard> Cath what happened
06:59 <nate> u better message her richard see if shes ok ;D
07:14 <richard> nate I know
07:15 <TokenDaRing> Yeah richard, she's all yours now
07:20 <TokenDaRing> Go in for the kill :)
07:55 <richard> I'll pick up Cath^, thestig style
08:24 <nate> Nate Dogg feat. Warren G - Nobody Does It Better
08:49 <richard> Nate Dogg feat. Warren G - Regulator
08:52 <TokenDaRing> richard: Do you have a rubber ready to go?
08:56 <Cath^> what's thestig style?
09:09 <Cath^> TokenDaRing...
09:11 <richard> Cath^ haven't you seen thestig's video he uploaded?
09:17 <Cath^> no
09:59 <TokenDaRing> Cath^: I don't know to be honest
10:05 <richard> <@thestig> hey richard I tried picking up this cute blonde chick at the bus stop using only my body language it didn't work. here check out my video and tell me what I was doing wrong http://xhamster.com/movies/3961475/dick_flashing_blond_at_bus_stop.html
10:06 <TokenDaRing> richard seems to know it all too well
10:25 <TokenDaRing> richard is a bit odd, I'll admit
10:30 <TokenDaRing> Strange, like Tisk
10:36 <nate> richard is on fire :D
10:37 <richard> Token how come
10:43 <nate> piss on him thestig
10:52 <Cath^> charming
10:57 <richard> Cath check out thestig's video he recorded it on his iphone
11:12 <Cath^> pass
11:27 <richard> what the hell have a look man
11:50 <Cath^> nahman
12:18 <richard> well dats thestig in that video he uploaded it
12:25 <Cath^> kk
13:19 <TokenDaRing> richard do you have a crush on thestig?
13:31 <richard> thestig do you end up getting on the bus or do you just loiter at bus stops?
13:39 <richard> Token nah mate
14:00 <nate> Little Mix - Black Magic
14:37 <nate> full honey to make him sweet
14:43 <nate> full of honey :D
14:48 <richard> Token do you pick up chicks the way thestig picks up chicks
15:06 Quit: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) Quit: Colloquy for iPod touch - http://colloquy.mobi
15:09 <nate> richard get over this bus rubbish
15:12 <nate> lolol
15:28 <richard> but dats thestig
15:48 <nate> ohh ok if its him thats alright
16:37 <TokenDaRing> richard: I'm engaged
16:45 <TokenDaRing> So I don't really go out picking up chicks
16:51 <richard> Token do you talk to chicks or leave your cock hanging out like thestig at bus stops, tram stops, train stations
17:33 <richard> thestig my advice to you TALK MAN TALK TO CHICKS
18:04 <TokenDaRing> richard: You're a bit odd dude
18:16 <richard> odd? why I'm normal
18:25 <TokenDaRing> Sure :)
18:30 <steven_> lol
18:39 <steven_> richard has mental issues
19:12 <steven_> poor bastard!
19:31 <TokenDaRing> He does?
19:38 <TokenDaRing> What's wrong with him?
20:16 <steven_> lonley depressed and also downsyndrome
20:24 <steven_> poor bugga
20:33 <TokenDaRing> Oh, he's a downie?
20:38 <richard> haha
21:46 <richard> thestig which bus stop will you be hanging around tomorrow man WHICH ONE
22:27 <richard> thestig should write a book on how to pick up chicks
22:39 <richard> at bus stops and tram stops
22:44 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9hm4v8
23:27 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:34 <President_Trump> !seen jensasshole
23:34 <Herb_Dean> I found no results for your LastSeen query.
23:56 <richard> Trump is the reject shop open on christmas day?
24:10 Join: screws ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
24:12 <screws> sup
24:12 <President_Trump> no mate come to THE REJECT SHOP boxing day sales
25:17 <richard> Trump on boxing day is there like 4000 people outside your shop waiting to get in
26:50 <steven_> !seen jenspussy
26:51 <Herb_Dean> Last seen by Tisk, Darren!
26:59 <steven_> !seen jensass
26:59 <Herb_Dean> I found no results for your LastSeen query.
27:12 <steven_> !seen jensass
27:12 <Herb_Dean> I found no results for your LastSeen query.
27:15 <steven_> fuck u
28:19 <richard> steven_ are you still bloated
28:42 <TokenDaRing> richard: What is life like as a downie?
28:43 <screws> um... pliv
29:00 <richard> Token I haven't got that
29:21 <steven_> nuh
29:23 <steven_> im good now
29:26 <steven_> done a big shit
29:30 <steven_> seems to of helped
29:46 <richard> steven_ you didn't flush the toilet yeah?
30:07 <steven_> yeh im pretty sure i did
30:17 <steven_> i dont know if it went down or not i was in a rush to get back to IRC
30:48 <richard> steven_ I rekon it blocked now
31:06 <richard> steven_ use a bucket next time your toilet is out of order now
31:33 <TokenDaRing> richard: You're odd
31:39 <TokenDaRing> Do you have a toilet fetish?
31:57 <richard> Token nah it's steven_'s toilet
32:57 <richard> steven_ use your toilet plunger
35:06 <steven_> wheres kaitlyn?
35:30 <richard> I don't know
35:43 <richard> I don't see her on anymore
36:06 <richard> steven_ I'll buy you a toilet plunger for christmas
36:08 <steven_> i heard when u found out it was a guy your cock got even harder
36:23 <xm> lol
37:43 <TokenDaRing> steven_: She's in police protection
37:52 <TokenDaRing> In exchange for being a witness against richard
37:54 <richard> @xm pick up chicks the same way as thestig
38:40 <richard> thestig which bus stop do you hang around mostly
39:01 <TokenDaRing> richard: Kaitlyn is going to testify against you in court
39:09 <richard> noway?
39:42 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooooool
39:52 <TokenDaRing> Yeah
40:26 <President_Trump> richard come by the shop and buy some crumpets from 2002
40:52 <richard> Trump I purchased some yesterday it was all mouldy and green it was disgusting why do you sell stuff like that
41:09 <TokenDaRing> richard: Because guys like you buy it
41:16 <richard> oh
42:20 <richard> Trump I purchased a christmas cake I saw there was a bite taken out of it
42:28 <richard> from the reject shop
42:41 <President_Trump> did you like the taste of the cake richard? it was actually a cake made out of human shit
42:48 <richard> wtf
43:10 <richard> that's disgusting man
43:32 <President_Trump> you ate it and enjoyed it tho so everyones happy
43:44 <steven_> thats right
43:55 <President_Trump> it was nigger shit too
43:58 <President_Trump> from somalia
44:15 <richard> Trump do you sell toilet cisterns at the reject shop
44:27 <TokenDaRing> richard: Will you cry when you are in court?
44:48 <richard> :``````(
44:50 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
45:08 <richard> amelia amelia amelia did you check out thestig at da busstop?
45:26 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo amelia cherri_pie Exo
45:37 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo damian Simwolf Herb_Dean
45:38 <amelia> richard yes he looked dashing
45:45 Mode: (by steven_) +o dimaa
45:58 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo President_Trump sharni TokenDaRing
46:17 <richard> nah amelia, thestig took a video with his iphone how he picks up chicks
46:23 Mode: (by steven_) +hhhh richard screws SpunkyGay TheJunkie
46:37 Mode: (by steven_) -h+v richard richard
46:42 <steven_> MWAH!
47:07 <steven_> i live EVERYONE
47:13 <steven_> but for some reason i dislike richard
47:18 <steven_> live = like
47:31 <richard> %
47:32 <TokenDaRing> Poor richard
47:42 <TokenDaRing> He'll be very popular in prison, you know
47:44 <amelia> alfee jus stares at him wif his big blue eyes and they melt
47:50 <amelia> them*
48:08 Mode: (by steven_) -s
48:19 <steven_> !top10
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49:08 <richard> amelia are you still having that threesome with ryan and emma?
49:28 <TokenDaRing> No, she's going to have it with sharni and Kuniva now
49:51 <richard> Token is sharni a lesbian?
50:02 <amelia> kunny is a short, fat, ugly pedo
50:17 <richard> amelia do you find him attractive?
50:18 <amelia> i will definitely not be seeing him naked
50:26 <TokenDaRing> amelia: Kuniva thinks you want him
51:08 <amelia> yes well drugs will do that to you
51:10 <steven_> kuniva is a chick magnet
51:22 <richard> steven_ isn't thestig a chick magnet?
51:43 <steven_> richard, put your hand up if you wish to speak to me
52:02 <richard> steven_ can you op me you bastard
52:37 * steven_ shakes his head
52:56 <+Abortion> yo
52:58 * steven_ in circles
52:59 <TokenDaRing> richard: Will you be ok in prison?
53:01 <+Abortion> so I have my own track now
53:09 <TokenDaRing> Abortion: are you the one making the videos?
53:15 <steven_> there are 20 other people you can ask
53:23 <+Abortion> Nah, check who set the topic
53:35 <TokenDaRing> Ohhhhhh
53:38 <TokenDaRing> It's xm
53:40 <TokenDaRing> He's decent
53:58 <richard> sup xm
54:18 <amelia> yes, I'm sure he gives a fuck about your approval
54:19 <xm> lollllllllllllllllll
54:34 <xm> Abortion: u dig the vocals m8
54:37 <+Abortion> Hmm, I think I should probably be doing the singing
54:38 <President_Trump> richard go take a pic of inside your fridge
54:38 <xm> i was channeling u dere
54:50 <richard> Trump why
55:01 <xm> u could probably do it better, i didnt know what i was doing
55:03 <President_Trump> so i can recommend some products from the shop
55:23 <TokenDaRing> xm: The KFC song was 10/10 would watch again
55:37 <richard> Trump I got donuts, custard, whipped cream, chocolates, ice-cream, milk, juice, fruits, Trump do you wanna come over
55:48 <+Abortion> lol I don't think you've heard me sing
55:52 <President_Trump> i want to see a pic richard
56:02 <TokenDaRing> richard: Trump isn't a 16 year old girl
56:09 <richard> Trump I'm not buying any food from your dumb shop it's all expired
56:10 <TokenDaRing> Why are you inviting him over?
57:15 <+Abortion> Unfortunately I don't have any decent microphones
57:17 <richard> Trump you are the dumbest person working in that dumb shop
57:50 <richard> Trump open a massage place you can get more money yeah>
58:33 <richard> Trump convert the store into a massage place you will get heaps of money
58:55 <xm> TokenDaRing: i use a RODE NT-1A, to answer your earlier question
59:01 <amelia> richard show us a picture of your face
59:03 <TokenDaRing> Thanks
59:06 <xm> it's not the best but it's good value for money
59:10 <TokenDaRing> I've got a RODE NT-USB
59:15 <xm> i just muck around at th emoment, nothing serious
59:19 <President_Trump> richard take a pic of your face holding a NH sign and steven_ will give you ops
59:21 <TokenDaRing> Not the best by far, but it's simple and easy to use
59:45 <xm> what do you use it for? gaming?
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