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00:19 Join: Jon ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
00:20 Mode: (by bios) +o Jon
00:57 <slinky_J> I AM LUKE SKYWALKER
00:59 <slinky_J> FINALLY! WOOOO
01:26 Quit: BlackDevil ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
01:27 Nick: Jon is now known as BlackDevil
02:06 <sharni> Boring
02:20 <slinky_J> i killed boba fett and almost killed teh emperororer
02:23 <slinky_J> UR BORIN
02:33 <slinky_J> GO HAVE NATES BABBIE!
02:34 <slinky_J> :(
02:50 <Abortion> How is babby born? How girl get pragnent?
03:21 <Abortion> What uuuuup!
03:32 <thestig> sharni no this is boring https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOll5xUfHHw
03:36 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Using a carbide boring bar on a cheap Chinese lathe (Mar 5, 2014) Length: 3:31 - Category: Howto & Style - 22,581 views - 29 likes (74.4%), 10 dislikes (25.6%)
03:55 <sharni> Lol
04:20 <Abortion> that in RPM?
05:14 <Abortion> I guess 468 RPS would be a bit fast
05:52 <Abortion> fukkken turbos spinning to 100,000RPM
06:19 <Abortion> I love my turbo
07:00 Join: sagax ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
10:20 <nate> Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
11:26 <sharni> Meh
11:38 <slinky_J> Ice Ice Natey
15:07 <Abortion> I just noticed, Rammstein was a big thing for me too
15:17 <sharni> Yuck
15:36 <sharni> Is that the stupid scremo crap lol
15:48 <Abortion> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c3g6tTYoxM
15:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Queensryche - I Don't Believe In Love (Mar 11, 2009) Length: 4:40 - Category: Music - 1,965,493 views - 11,655 likes (98.5%), 180 dislikes (1.5%)
16:16 <Abortion> not really, Till Lindemann sings low
16:34 <Abortion> screamo tends to be like overdriven voice
17:15 <Abortion> more groaning than screaming
17:28 <nate> wtf is a screamo
17:34 <nate> what the ladies like?
18:34 <Abortion> *rammstein is
18:42 <sharni> Lol
18:51 <sharni> Some shit
19:00 <nate> sharni lap dance and go!
19:09 <nate> is sharni a good stripper name?
19:16 <nate> what do u think Abortion
19:16 <sharni> Yep
19:22 <sharni> Great name
19:33 <nate> dont hear it much
19:42 <Abortion> it does sound a bit like one, but its not sugary enough to be an actual stripper name
19:52 <nate> belly dancer:)
20:48 <sharni> Lmao
21:05 <Abortion> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8HOogCHLLs
21:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marillion - After Me (May 17, 2009) Length: 3:21 - Category: Music - 63,978 views - 179 likes (98.9%), 2 dislikes (1.1%)
21:30 <Abortion> * There's a line on her jeans that a ballpoint made
21:47 <Abortion> * from a careless mistake, that she can't wash away
22:03 <sharni> Aw yeah
22:33 <+xm> shouldn't have been given a pen's licence then
22:47 <sharni> Lol
22:49 <Abortion> lol primary school
22:51 <+xm> she should have stuck to pencil, clearly not ready
22:57 <Abortion> wb xm
23:00 <+xm> thanks
23:01 <Abortion> Hows the music going?
23:13 <+xm> it's kinda weird because im listening to trance music but im writing satirical rap lyrics
23:19 <sharni> I full remember getting my pen licence
23:24 <Abortion> I don't...
23:29 <+xm> i think i got mine late
23:32 <Abortion> My writings always been shit lol
23:36 <+xm> and im still terrible
23:49 <sharni> I was the last person to get it haha
24:01 <sharni> I maybe terrible hand writing to
24:02 <Abortion> now I just type on das keyboard
24:07 <nate> i write in da nude
24:12 <sharni> Haha yep
24:16 <sharni> Lol
24:19 Join: fleabag ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
24:20 <Abortion> faster too
24:22 <+xm> nate lost his virginity before he got his pen's licence ;'
24:28 <Abortion> lol
24:29 <sharni> Lol
24:33 <nate> my first love the pen
24:35 <Abortion> idk if thats a burn though
24:52 <+xm> nate is my long distance lover, id never burn him
25:00 <+xm> although i love is firey
25:03 <Abortion> Anyone listen to "After Me" that I linked?
25:03 <fleabag> pilliam
25:05 <+xm> our*
25:07 <+xm> kunny
25:15 <fleabag> im not kunny
25:19 <Abortion> ahahaha linkin park
25:23 <Abortion> I still have it here
25:24 <+xm> no one else calls me pilliam
25:53 <+xm> it's OK im good at keepin' secrets fleabag
26:33 <Abortion> A song about missed opporunities https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX8T6S9ejr8
26:34 <fleabag> pedo creep
26:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: IQ - Guiding Light (Apr 6, 2012) Length: 9:58 - Category: Music - 4,731 views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
27:00 <+xm> oh loopy?
27:46 <fleabag> ?
27:52 <Abortion> got to say though, I'm actually not all that keen on the instrumental of this song, I actually like the pithy part in this one
28:36 <fleabag> drop a nuke on croatia
29:00 <+xm> it would have no effect coz they're all cockroaches LOLLLL
29:03 <Abortion> The song before it is called Shooting Angels, and it makes me think of the plot of Dominion
29:04 <+xm> soz amelia but true
29:12 <+xm> oh toooo far maybe
29:25 <+xm> dunno if the missiles would reach, maybe not too far after all
29:33 Join: cherri_pie ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
29:36 <+xm> plot?
29:38 <+xm> is that a movie
29:43 <Abortion> TV series
29:44 <+xm> i thought you meant Sisters of Mercy for a second
30:43 <slinky_J> i defrosting fish
30:46 <Abortion> * My good contributions, are counted on the fingers of one hand
30:47 <slinky_J> hope dun take 2 long
31:29 <fleabag> i got 5 on it
32:11 <Abortion> * You like me, were raised to be, a million times admired
32:11 <Abortion> * Unlike mine, your familiy line, we're all born brilliant liars
33:02 <fleabag> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSC9cgvtkRs
33:05 <fleabag> ahh yes
33:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LUNIZ -- I GOT 5 ON IT (Jun 1, 2012) Length: 4:17 - Category: Music - 6,321,952 views - 35,217 likes (97.2%), 1,020 dislikes (2.8%)
33:26 <fleabag> abortion
33:32 <Abortion> mmm?
33:35 <fleabag> were you bumjacked at an early age
33:40 <slinky_J> lol
33:42 <slinky_J> fkn
33:43 <Abortion> Not that I remember
33:56 <sharni> Lol
34:19 <fleabag> suck up the dank like a slurpee
34:25 <fleabag> .__.
34:27 <+xm> i dont remember anything before i was 3. so that gives a window of about 3 years when something may have happened
34:57 <fleabag> maybe you have one of tisks chromozones
35:04 <sharni> Lol I don't remember anything from when I was 10 and under
35:05 <Abortion> wha
35:08 <+xm> sure, the ones that help me write music
35:12 <Abortion> really sharni?
35:12 <+xm> r u 4 real sharni
35:21 <Abortion> I remember quite a bit from before I was 10
35:21 <+xm> did you start drinking early
35:27 <fleabag> i dont remember 27 years of my life
35:34 <sharni> Ok maybe like 8
35:36 <+xm> i have a friend like taht but only because he has done lots of drugs etc
35:38 <Abortion> 4 is about as early as I remember
35:54 <+xm> i remember my hand jammed in a car, you dont forget that shit
35:59 <fleabag> shtevo went to the boneyard aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhhahhah
36:21 <Abortion> I remember coming into my first day at school, vaguely
36:28 <+xm> i remember it all
36:41 <+xm> and the day the kindegarten teacher had to talk to my mother over my odd behaviour
36:41 <Abortion> I also remember for some reason, I wrote what I thought was the perfect letter J when I was 6 for some reason
36:42 <fleabag> on a farm with transgenders pedos and rapists
36:48 <fleabag> lololol shtevo
36:57 <sharni> Lol
37:00 <fleabag> you proud of that fairyfloss cunt
37:15 <sharni> Hmm I do remember when I was in kindergarten
37:24 <+xm> my pockets were also filled when playdoh when id come home
37:28 <+xm> i started stealin' early too
37:35 <sharni> Ok I remember up until I was like 3-4
37:38 <+xm> not as bad as stevie, but stealin' nonetheless
37:48 <Abortion> We had this computer when I was 5, it had this thing where you'd have to put together letters or numbers together right, represented as rail cars, and if you got it wrong, the train would leave too soon
37:55 <Abortion> and the failure music would play
38:00 <sharni> Lol
38:00 <+xm> you lucky bastard i didnt get a comp until i was 10
38:14 <nate> i remember when Abortion wore some sexy blue jocks ;l
38:15 <fleabag> simcity
38:20 <+xm> dad brought home an atari 2600 once and mum said we were getting a PC
38:24 <+xm> i went the fuck is the keyboard
38:35 <+xm> but i supposed they meant well
38:48 <fleabag> music flows like a flyin saucer
38:54 <+xm> that was the first time i stayed up all night playing Midnight Magic
39:02 <+xm> past midnight that is
39:07 <nate> we can do that tonight xm
39:11 <+xm> i thought something magical was going to happen after midnight
39:17 <Abortion> haha
39:42 <+xm> nate, we just did it last night. im afraid you've got too much sex drive. there is clearly a mismatch
39:51 <+xm> we have to have a talk
39:59 <nate> eww talking
40:00 <+xm> perhaps let's go down to the sex shop
40:08 <+xm> or let's change our status to "open"
40:16 <nate> omg ;l
40:17 <+xm> stiggy can have you when im tired
40:26 <nate> xm is a heart breaker
40:28 <+xm> i wont be jealous, coz i know he aint a keeper
40:39 <nate> such lines
40:41 <Abortion> I remember when I was in year 2, the teacher sent me out of the classroom for something, I was crying. Then I noticed when my eyes were closed all sorts of patterns would come and go behind the eyelids. So I watched them for an hour. The teacher was pissed
40:51 <+xm> lollll Abortion
40:53 <+xm> you tripper
41:04 <fleabag> make a machine put in bars clubs put $5 IN gota put ur penus in a hole with a woman as art on it, and if you dont measure up you lose, no massage,
41:10 <sharni> Lol
41:12 <+xm> do you remember what you were sent out for?
41:16 <Abortion> I think she was angry because whatever the punishment was, it didn't go as planned
41:16 <Abortion> no
41:20 <+xm> i remember this kid in year 1, everything made him cry
41:30 <+xm> once he couldnt open the bottle for his clag glue so he cried for hours
41:39 <fleabag> i will patent this machine
41:56 <+xm> Abortion, are you like Jake from Adventure Time???
41:58 <fleabag> come together with my team of designers
42:01 <+xm> havin' adventures at every moment
42:20 <Abortion> I also remember filling out this maths thing for gifted kids, and I went and filled out as much as I could, the teacher was annoyed I did more than I was supposed to for my age
42:24 <Abortion> Subtraction I believe
42:37 <+xm> yeah, some teachers are like that
42:38 <Abortion> She expected me to only fill out the addition stuff
42:40 <+xm> i bet it was a female teacher
42:44 <+xm> oh so female, yes
42:47 <Abortion> that was the same one in year 2
42:57 <Abortion> Miss Cole I'm pretty sure
42:58 <+xm> i bet you she's a man now
43:11 <+xm> and has her menstrual art up at an exhibition
43:19 <+xm> (but didnt go all the way with the op)
43:38 <+xm> Miss, never was a Mrs, never will be
43:42 <Abortion> Hmm, I think I have a hole around year 4, I remember all the others fairly well though
44:06 <+xm> the key to retaining all these childhood memories is to keep thinking of them from time to time. like refreshing RAM
44:12 <Abortion> I don't
44:15 <Abortion> not useful
44:29 <+xm> yeah, some of them im not too fond of... but i dont want to forget
44:56 <Abortion> I also remember I would go into the library and read stuff. I did my best to learn about nuclear reactors, but it didn't stick
45:00 <+xm> like that time i corrupted the only floppy i had for DOS boot up
45:20 <slinky_J> Get hit in the head from a rock by an Ewok on Endor.
45:21 <fleabag> i may be the founder of tisk's new girlfriend
45:23 <+xm> i read mostly about ghosts, demons, vampires etc
45:26 <slinky_J> Achievement unlocked LOL
45:34 <Abortion> I was heavy non-fiction
45:35 <sharni> Lol
45:37 <+xm> i did borrow a lot of computer books too
45:44 <+xm> the librarian always thought i had assignments
46:01 <+xm> i was just a little sperg in the making
46:03 <slinky_J> best achievement i ever earned on any game EVER
46:08 <+xm> yah i didnt read much fiction either
46:26 <+xm> because coding is a world where you imagination can roam freely anyway
46:30 <+xm> your*
46:37 <Abortion> I wasn't really into coding that early
46:42 <Abortion> general science was more my thing
46:43 <slinky_J> yeah
46:48 <slinky_J> because outside was nice
46:56 <+xm> were you into astronomy too?
47:09 <Abortion> AH yeah, I went to these astronomy things
47:16 <Abortion> I remember the computers had a startup sound I really liked
47:24 <+xm> i was always in awe looking at the pictures of celestial objects and trying to size up their actual scale
47:26 <Abortion> don't remember how old I was then though
47:38 <Abortion> unfortunately I don't really remember what I learnt
47:39 <+xm> i still miss the smell of old computers
47:47 <+xm> new computers/laptops have no fragrance
47:52 <Abortion> oh and they had netscape communicator lol
47:58 <fleabag> heres something blackdevil would do
48:02 <fleabag> <fleabag> make a machine put in bars clubs put $5 IN gota put ur penus in a hole with a guys ass as art on it, and if you dont measure up you lose, no massage,
48:03 <+xm> that took like 30 mins to load on my 386
48:14 <+xm> i had to pre-load it before i wanted to surf the www
48:26 Part: cherri_pie ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
48:57 <fleabag> cherri pie is a dipshit
48:59 <nate> man all this talking has made me horney as tisk:)
49:06 <+xm> i used to stand around the terminals at the library looking up all the books that i already knew where they were
49:06 <nate> TISSKKKY!
49:10 <steven_> lololol @ boneyaRD
49:14 <+xm> just to show off my typing skills for the people waiting behind me
49:14 <sharni> Night guys
49:20 <+xm> night sharni
49:21 <Abortion> night sharni
49:21 <steven_> only pedos like you go there
49:26 <Abortion> sorry we were remeniscing
49:28 <fleabag> some fucken clown beeped thier horn at me in the car for like 3 seconds
49:31 <sharni> Bye
49:32 <+xm> steven_, he is mistaking you for another steven
49:33 Part: sharni ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
49:37 <fleabag> im just like what the fuk
50:27 <+xm> nate let's go to the library tonight ;'
50:29 <+xm> ill carry all ur books
50:30 <Abortion> I remember my year 1 teacher and thinking she was pretty
50:33 <+xm> coz ur my gf
50:50 <Abortion> I had a crush on a girl beginning year 3
50:53 <+xm> only my highschool teachers were pretty
51:01 <fleabag> coulda thrown a can of beer at the car but then i prob wuold have had to bash the dude driving
51:14 <Abortion> which would have been well before puberty
51:22 <Abortion> so in hindsight, I don't get why
51:34 <+xm> i thought girls were gross at that age
51:46 <+xm> a foreign thing to me
51:52 <fleabag> shtevo was in the boneyard with dennis ferguson
52:07 <steven_> ?
52:14 <fleabag> under protection.
52:16 <fleabag> AAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
52:27 <nate> fleabag needs a ban ;l
52:30 <steven_> only pedos and snitches go to the boneyard
52:30 <fleabag> im a main-stream cunty
52:34 <steven_> or cops
52:36 <nate> lolol
52:44 <steven_> not mad cunts like myself
52:45 <fleabag> rapists do too
52:51 <steven_> they come under pedo's
52:56 <fleabag> just like that scene in how high
53:09 <fleabag> not how high my mistake
53:13 <fleabag> half baked
53:17 <fleabag> aaaaaaaaahahahhahaa
53:26 <fleabag> im somebodys bitch!!!
53:28 <fleabag> lolololol
53:48 <+xm> ur my bitch
54:01 <fleabag> do you know how they smoke in jail now sht3v3n?¿
54:08 <steven_> bro
54:11 <Abortion> with condoms over the cigs?
54:14 <steven_> i smoked every single day
54:25 <steven_> toliet roll
54:27 <steven_> fruit box
54:28 <fleabag> ?
54:32 Join: imBonza ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
54:36 <steven_> alot of ways
54:45 <fleabag> on buy up day you got robbed ay
54:47 <steven_> toliet rolls leaves a brown mark when u smoke a bit
54:48 <imBonza> hi
54:51 <steven_> hahahaahaha
54:54 <steven_> this one time
54:58 <steven_> this cunt i new from the outside
55:00 <steven_> aboriginal guy
55:09 <steven_> his uncle asks me for some weed
55:13 <steven_> im like na got nuffin cunt
55:17 <steven_> then his newphew comes up
55:22 <steven_> yeh bro lets go for a sesh
55:23 <steven_> ahahah
55:30 <steven_> then his uncle came in afterwards
55:34 <steven_> 'where you get weed from'
55:36 <steven_> "steven"
55:40 <+xm> lol
55:41 <steven_> "you told me you had none cunt"
55:41 <fleabag> i used to get rolled by abos all the time when i was young
55:46 <steven_> hit me as hard as he couold
55:50 <+xm> was it a half abo?
55:51 <steven_> weakest cunt
55:54 <steven_> yeh
55:58 <steven_> tatts all over his face
56:02 <fleabag> i copped like 10-15 of em in a park in the city
56:03 <+xm> short?
56:07 <steven_> yeah
56:08 <Abortion> what, wannabe maori?
56:10 <steven_> his name was DAVID
56:19 <fleabag> hit me with a rum bottle
56:27 <+xm> i just got the half abo angry cunt vibe
56:32 <steven_> yeah
56:41 <+xm> and short
56:46 <+xm> seen a few on the buses
56:48 <steven_> yep
56:53 <steven_> he was about 40 odd
56:56 <steven_> i could of knocked him out
57:04 <steven_> but couldnt be fucked getting bashed by his newphews
57:05 <steven_> hahaah
57:07 <fleabag> down at moonfest 6 or 7 of em got into me
57:09 <+xm> LOL
57:11 <+xm> plural
57:13 <+xm> nephew-s
57:40 <+xm> is brook fairly white?
57:44 <fleabag> got chased by about 20 next suburb on
57:51 <fleabag> me and 2 other guys
58:02 <fleabag> they caught me
58:04 <+xm> wowsers it's 10pm
58:05 <fleabag> hittin me with sticks n shit
58:17 <fleabag> girls aswell
58:23 <+xm> lmao sticks
58:30 <fleabag> i saw me mate drop this abo chick with one hit
58:32 <fleabag> they were young
58:37 <+xm> r u sure they werent trying to make music
58:42 <Abortion> oh you're in perth
58:46 <+xm> yes, perth
58:46 <Abortion> its 0030 here
58:50 <Abortion> or near enough anyway
58:51 <fleabag> then they let go of me and yer
59:13 <fleabag> bumjack tonight
59:22 <fleabag> whos up for a bumjack
59:28 <slinky_J> lol fleabag
59:32 <+xm> everrrrrrybody have fun tonight.... everybody bumjack tonight
59:32 <fleabag> shteven so how do they smoke now
59:35 <slinky_J> <fleabag> i saw me mate drop this abo chick with one hit
59:39 <slinky_J> PMSL
59:53 <fleabag> you do know that theyve banned smoking in jails.. shitlips?¿
00:32 <slinky_J> gay
00:38 <steven_> well
00:40 <steven_> when i was in there
00:42 <slinky_J> what will i smoke when i get there
00:44 <steven_> they were talking about it
00:48 <slinky_J> besides ur dick
00:49 <steven_> DO IT HARD MAGGOTS
01:06 <slinky_J> u mean prison
01:08 <slinky_J> not jail
01:17 <slinky_J> never could smoke in jail
01:20 <fleabag> white ox and champion are the tobaccos they issue you here
01:23 <slinky_J> been in jail heaps
01:27 <steven_> LOLOLOL
01:39 <slinky_J> in watchtower
01:45 <slinky_J> i said i was abo
01:52 <slinky_J> n they stripped me naked
01:52 <fleabag> lolz
01:58 <slinky_J> put me in a padded cell
01:59 <slinky_J> LOL
02:02 <fleabag> i just come off as mexican
02:18 <slinky_J> i was hopin to b treated better so i said im abo ill sue u fir abuse n shit
02:34 <slinky_J> ma bad
02:45 <fleabag> i was in teh psych ward 4 3 days
02:53 Quit: imBonza ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
02:53 <fleabag> in seclusion
02:54 <slinky_J> lol
02:54 <fleabag> hehehe
02:58 <slinky_J> ahahahahahaha
03:01 <steven_> you done punishment?
03:15 <slinky_J> oh sik hell on wheels is on
03:26 <steven_> i done like 20 something days down the back
03:34 <steven_> confined to a cell for 23hours a day
03:38 <fleabag> apparently when I enter psychosis i get aggressive
03:55 <steven_> ahhaah
03:57 <steven_> broke me
04:14 <fleabag> they give me a milk carton thing to do poo poo and wee wee's in and a smok .__.
04:25 <steven_> ???
04:25 <fleabag> no food
04:28 <fleabag> no people
04:32 <steven_> in punishment?
04:36 <steven_> i had toliet and shit
04:39 <steven_> no light switch
04:40 <steven_> ahhaah
04:46 <fleabag> i dunos
05:09 <fleabag> i did a poo on the floor
05:23 <fleabag> and was so thirsty i drunk my piss
05:23 <slinky_J> L
05:24 <slinky_J> OL
05:25 <fleabag> hehe
05:26 <fleabag> ;l
05:49 <fleabag> if ya smoke like i smoke then high like every day
05:57 Join: kane ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
05:57 <fleabag> and if your ass is a buster 213 will regulate
06:00 <fleabag> :]]
06:06 Part: kane ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
06:15 <steven_> you cant be any fool of the street
06:20 <steven_> gotta be handy with the cocks
07:09 <fleabag> lolz
07:18 <fleabag> im gona put on some krayzie b0ne
07:30 <fleabag> straight jacket nigger.
07:39 <steven_> bone thugz
07:49 <steven_> crossroads
07:52 <steven_> i drove home
07:56 <steven_> at like 130km
07:58 <steven_> ahhhahaahaha
08:22 <fleabag> every k over is a killer
08:26 <fleabag> farkhead
08:38 <steven_> ahahahaha
08:44 <steven_> clubsport was jumping
08:45 <fleabag> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHGdxEbRWw4
08:48 <+xm> steven_ how could you!!!!
08:49 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Krayzie Bone - "Explosive" (Music Video) (Dec 21, 2011) Length: 5:07 - Category: Music - 911,978 views - 5,337 likes (97.5%), 137 dislikes (2.5%)
09:09 <steven_> :P
09:09 <+xm> i can condone you selling pot to kids
09:12 <+xm> but not this
09:18 <fleabag> true bro im just in my brand new porsche 911 ... on phone irc
09:59 <steven_> hahaha
10:05 <steven_> are you saying that cuz you dont think i have a clubby?
10:22 <fleabag> what year
10:26 <+xm> fleabag obviously does not know of steven_'s loaded parents
10:29 <steven_> vx
10:32 <steven_> 2001
10:37 <steven_> silver sunroof
10:54 <steven_> hang on
11:37 <fleabag> i got this dope las angeles hat today
11:45 <+xm> steve when are you going to do #nh signature burnouts
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11:52 <+xm> leave the #nh mark everywhere
11:59 <+xm> are you skilled enough to do that
12:03 <+xm> takes a bit of work
12:10 <+xm> might need to do it in a large empty car park
12:37 <steven_> hahahahhaa
12:52 <steven_> need a one wheeler diff
12:59 <fleabag> to smoke in jail you accquire a tea-bag, and then soak it in a nicotine patch, then proceed to smoke the tea leaves
13:02 <steven_> well the pictures of my clubby are gone off my facebook
13:13 <steven_> because the cunt who took them and tagged me deleted me
13:15 <steven_> lolololol
13:18 <fleabag> thats how they do it now if u wanna go to the effort
13:30 <steven_> i got pictures in my email
13:37 <+xm> whyd he delete you
13:40 <steven_> cuz some cunt reversed into it a few months ago
13:43 <steven_> umm
13:47 <steven_> because i dont respond to him
14:05 <fleabag> shteven
14:10 <+xm> sounds like spanishguy12
14:11 <steven_> if you msg me on facebook
14:16 <steven_> dont expect a quick responce
14:21 <fleabag> i got love tat on my left hand and hate on my right
14:29 <steven_> gay
14:35 * Abortion sniggers
14:52 <steven_> jail tatts
14:55 <steven_> HEP C
14:57 <steven_> lololol
15:07 <fleabag> jon has that man not me lol
15:10 <steven_> my cell mate had hep c
15:19 <steven_> i almost had a smash with him in our cell
15:27 <steven_> it was like 11:00 at night
15:31 <steven_> and we were locked down
15:37 <steven_> we were mucking around sparring
15:40 <steven_> and he got all serious
16:03 <steven_> then i was like 'what cunt you getting serious'
16:04 <steven_> hahahaah
16:06 <+xm> shouldve have told me this anecdote earlier
16:06 <thestig> <@steven_> my cell mate had hep c <@steven_> and he got all serious
16:13 <thestig> lolol
16:14 <+xm> i could have incorporated it into the song
16:16 <fleabag> d's got me in the cop shop left me alone in a room with the door open i started roaming the place lookin for the way out man LoooL
16:26 <steven_> lolololol
16:33 <steven_> when i was in punishment
16:37 <fleabag> got the front door and 3 of em come runnin after me
16:37 <thestig> i nearly went home with two female cops but one cock blocked me
16:40 <steven_> i could open my door with my legs
16:45 <steven_> like push it righout
16:57 <steven_> i use to snap doors in half with my legs
17:01 <steven_> not in jail
17:03 <steven_> but outside
17:09 <fleabag> i spilt me chips on this cops shorts
17:17 <steven_> hahaahhaa
17:18 <nate> its gone from nerd history to crime history :D
17:27 <+xm> loooool nate
17:35 <steven_> yeh i been drinking
17:38 <steven_> i dont drink
17:41 <steven_> suck me off
18:17 <fleabag> i ran the electric shaver over my armpits
18:25 <fleabag> squeeky clean imoz
18:53 Join: spray ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
19:52 <steven_> hahahaahaha
19:52 <fleabag> if u like bone sht3v0e
19:55 <fleabag> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIb5UxHRjoQ
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Immature Feat Bizzy Bone Give Up The Ghost (Jun 20, 2009) Length: 4:02 - Category: Music - 136,675 views - 841 likes (98.9%), 9 dislikes (1.1%)
20:24 <fleabag> dont have 2 but yer its good to have a bumjack too
20:48 <steven_> im listening
20:50 <spray> royal bum jack
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21:02 <fleabag> last bumjack i had we were hign on ice with breaking bad running in the background º,º
21:14 <slinky_J> o ye
21:19 <slinky_J> havent fried fish for yonks
21:21 <slinky_J> hungie as
21:22 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Onc4fFGlo
21:26 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bone Thugs-N- Harmony Feat. Biggie Smalls - Notorious Thugs (Feb 25, 2013) Length: 6:10 - Category: Music - 3,729,520 views - 20,333 likes (95.2%), 1,023 dislikes (4.8%)
21:27 <steven_> me so hungie
21:27 <fleabag> hey man
21:35 <steven_> lets ride lets ride
21:42 <steven_> yeah hharrrrrrrr
21:42 <spray> last bumjack i had was august
21:45 <fleabag> maccaz fries with bacon and cheese sauce
21:58 <nate> spray how old was he ;D
21:58 <spray> when i bumjacked my gf after we smoked 4 points in a night
22:03 <fleabag> daily intake in one box
22:10 <steven_> you might get you're next one in december
22:11 <spray> this is a good track fleabag
22:18 <spray> steven_ ill get one on nye
22:29 <spray> i had a bumjack last nye
22:32 <steven_> nice nice
22:34 <spray> cept it wasnt clean
22:35 <fleabag> lolz
22:38 <steven_> mate
22:39 <slinky_J> these idiots on tv going on and on about how CREED is such a great original concept for a boxing film
22:40 <spray> smelt
22:41 <slinky_J> bla bla bla
22:41 <steven_> cant complain
22:46 <steven_> bumjack is a bumjack
22:48 <spray> id rather pussy
22:50 <fleabag> my friend said hes not getting me anymore ice
22:56 <spray> why not?
22:59 <fleabag> and said go buy a new pair of shoes or something
23:02 <steven_> smash him and take his
23:03 <spray> come to me fleabag ill sort you out
23:05 <slinky_J> fkn nostalgia
23:12 <slinky_J> im gonna spray cum in your ass cheek
23:17 <slinky_J> and finger it in to your arse
23:18 <fleabag> nar we made a pact no more
23:28 <steven_> lolololoololololololol
23:35 <spray> this good song
23:36 <slinky_J> oh YEAH
23:41 <slinky_J> 3 JAIL shows in a row baby
23:45 <slinky_J> this show is good e
23:52 <spray> slinky_J you should go to jail
23:54 <spray> make a doco
23:57 <fleabag> just get foxtel and put on the CI channel
23:58 <spray> on aus prisons
24:02 <spray> and smuggling a rat inside
24:12 <fleabag> i saw my fukn yr 9 science teacher on CI channel bruv
24:19 <spray> lol
24:21 <fleabag> didnt know he worked 4 cops
24:32 <fleabag> about that 12 or 13 yr old chick murdered here in bris...
24:35 <steven_> haahhhaa
24:36 <spray> i found out recently one of my oldest mates is a cop
24:46 <spray> i remember when his mum made me go home
24:48 <spray> in year 1
24:59 <spray> because i kicked his brother in the head when we were playing outside karate mucking around
25:04 <slinky_J> LOL
25:05 <spray> fucking cunts a cop
25:08 <slinky_J> smuggle rat in aawwww
25:09 <spray> seriously
25:11 <spray> a cop
25:12 <slinky_J> b ma jail bish
25:12 <fleabag> karate
25:18 <fleabag> fuckoff nutjob
25:22 <spray> and so many ppl i know from primary school i was best friends with
25:23 <spray> all are gay
25:25 <fleabag> im the karate kid cunt
25:26 <spray> homos
25:38 <spray> no wonder they were weird
25:55 <fleabag> 1 small karate dude fucken bashed kimbo slice in 9 seconds
25:58 <spray> cant believe i slept in bed with them as a kid and stuff they prob wanted to fuck me all those years
26:22 <fleabag> in your mums octogon
26:25 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSC9cgvtkRs
26:29 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LUNIZ -- I GOT 5 ON IT (Jun 1, 2012) Length: 4:17 - Category: Music - 6,321,952 views - 35,221 likes (97.2%), 1,020 dislikes (2.8%)
27:09 <spray> good track steven_
27:16 <fleabag> good song that one s|-|73\/3/\/
27:19 <spray> all classics
27:21 <spray> post them
28:08 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo
28:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snow - Informer 1992 HQ (Feb 9, 2010) Length: 3:59 - Category: Music - 16,143,962 views - 67,260 likes (97.5%), 1,695 dislikes (2.5%)
28:24 <steven_> this is kuniva's song
28:28 <steven_> i lick ya bum bum now
29:03 <spray> i got some golden ones for yas
29:06 <spray> real bumjack shit
29:33 Quit: Exo ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
29:45 <steven_> hiiii
31:07 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=010KyIQjkTk
31:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kris Kross - Jump (Sep 24, 2010) Length: - Category: Music - 32,282,228 views - 141,980 likes (96.2%), 5,685 dislikes (3.8%)
31:21 <spray> people play a song each
31:22 <spray> 1 by 1
31:35 <spray> kunny play a song
31:41 <spray> or ill come up there and bumjack
31:42 <spray> u
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32:05 <steven_> fucking explorer crashed
33:05 <fleabag> fools havin vaccuum lungs
33:16 <fleabag> k
33:23 <slinky_J> i eatin fish n cous cous
33:26 <slinky_J> nom nom
33:31 <spray> nice
33:32 <slinky_J> wonder if ima needa poo
33:36 <slinky_J> afta
33:38 <slinky_J> ehehe
33:39 <spray> poo on the rat
33:42 <fleabag> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSs8EuPRSXA
33:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tami Chynn - Frozen ft. Akon (Nov 22, 2009) Length: 3:54 - Category: Music - 1,518,847 views - 3,019 likes (97%), 94 dislikes (3%)
33:50 <steven_> this is my dog
33:51 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/RadioDhunToronto/videos/724428964351932/
34:08 <thestig> GRACIE
34:23 <spray> good tracks
35:58 <steven_> this is kuniva when he listens to his tunes
35:59 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/MrCianTwomey/videos/820525254746412/
36:09 Join: imBonza ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
36:27 <imBonza> hi
36:30 <fleabag> try some swollen members
36:33 <fleabag> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luCpXIjMJPA
36:36 <fleabag> if you like rap
36:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swollen Members "Fear (Feat. Snak the Ripper)" Official Music Video (Jul 17, 2013) Length: 3:31 - Category: Music - 3,016,827 views - likes (97.6%), 388 dislikes (2.4%)
36:51 <fleabag> madchild is pretty good ;l
36:52 <spray> meh that kriss kross song
36:58 <spray> wtf is this stuff kunny
37:00 <spray> madchilc and snak
37:02 <spray> the battle
37:04 <fleabag> theres nothin like this crew
37:08 <spray> ppl i know always talking about it
37:08 <fleabag> aotp
37:12 <fleabag> jmt
37:18 <fleabag> vinnie paz
37:19 <steven_> this is for mcloop
37:20 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9a96ks
37:35 <spray> vinnie paz
37:37 <spray> fuck off
38:16 Join: WingedAngel ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
38:48 <spray> sup WingedAngel
38:52 <spray> cheers for coming back man
38:54 <WingedAngel> how are we
38:59 <spray> good man how u doing?
39:04 <WingedAngel> good
39:09 <WingedAngel> whats going on
39:12 <spray> not a lot
39:20 <spray> cherrie_pie was looking for u last night lol
39:27 <WingedAngel> lol
39:33 <WingedAngel> he hates me
39:39 <spray> yeh
39:42 <spray> he went off
39:46 <WingedAngel> i deserve it
39:55 <spray> why?
40:08 <WingedAngel> i misled him
40:15 <spray> yeh u got him good lol
40:19 <spray> he was very upset lol
40:19 <WingedAngel> but fuck it so did he
40:53 <steven_> you guys know maddog?
40:58 <steven_> perth guys
40:59 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9a98cp
41:11 <fleabag> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2TSy0Z5qTE
41:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: C-Walk crip walk London 5 Way (Sep 19, 2006) Length: 2:10 - Category: People & Blogs - 32,192,969 views - 77,288 likes (93.7%), 5,211 dislikes (6.3%)
41:22 <fleabag> if u like dancing and the outlawz, 2pacs crew~
41:23 <spray> lol
41:41 <spray> my mates were going to do the outlawz gig
41:42 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9a98pg
41:44 <spray> but it got cancelled
41:50 <spray> they taking the promotor to court
41:54 <spray> well the ppl
41:56 <spray> not the artists
42:17 <spray> im listening snak rapper now kunny
42:20 <spray> never heard this cunt
42:28 <spray> swollen members
42:41 Quit: imBonza ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
42:53 <spray> this is gay
43:25 <fleabag> lolz k
43:42 <spray> this is gay
43:48 <spray> u like aussie hiphop?
43:54 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9a99mu
43:54 <fleabag> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiWM-f1uRQg
43:55 <slinky_J> would you rather your mates mum or dad suck ur dick?
43:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Goondox - Raps Of The Titans ft Swollen Members, Virtuoso... (Prod by Snowgoons) (Aug 21, 2012) Length: 6:06 - Category: Music - 1,373,644 views - likes (97.2%), 288 dislikes (2.8%)
43:58 <slinky_J> CHOOSE
43:59 <fleabag> maybe this is to your liking
44:07 <spray> ummm
44:09 <spray> mates mum
44:13 <slinky_J> POW
44:15 <slinky_J> WRONG
44:19 <spray> wtf
44:24 <slinky_J> coz now mates dad is doing you in the ass bro
44:26 <spray> ud rather ur mates dad suck ur cock?
44:27 <slinky_J> u left urself open!
44:35 <spray> nope
44:38 <spray> thats if u change the situation
44:41 <slinky_J> i let the dad coz then the mum licks out my ass
44:44 <slinky_J> fuck yeah!
44:45 <spray> wtf
44:51 <spray> whos to say the mum does that
44:55 <slinky_J> me
44:55 <spray> what if she doesnt just kill u
44:59 <spray> kunny
44:59 <slinky_J> coz i made it up
45:01 <spray> these cunts scusk
45:04 <spray> no wonder i abuse them
45:05 <slinky_J> lol
45:09 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
45:11 <slinky_J> fgt
45:38 <spray> fuck this
45:44 * fleabag slaps spray around a bit with a large trout
46:27 <spray> this sucks
46:45 <slinky_J> http://1drv.ms/1XFJAwV
46:58 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9a9aw9
47:48 <spray> kunny
47:58 <spray> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT9iN7sExKc
48:00 <spray> this is better man
48:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Madchild - The Jackel Official Music Video (Oct 22, 2014) Length: 4:25 - Category: Music - 3,100,612 views - likes (97.1%), 553 dislikes (2.9%)
48:43 <spray> but it just sounds like eminem
48:47 <spray> all this shit is like eminem its old
48:55 <fleabag> shallow pockets
50:25 <fleabag> try immortal technique
50:45 <slinky_J> fuck
50:51 <slinky_J> y did i allow cunts to post on my fb
50:56 <slinky_J> now my mate wants to catch up
50:57 <slinky_J> cunt
51:00 <slinky_J> faggin
51:04 <slinky_J> Dildo Faggins
51:07 <fleabag> for a bumjack?
51:16 <slinky_J> ye
51:31 <spray> no i dont like
51:43 <spray> this is amelia music
51:49 <fleabag> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZzfSq-Ui0Q
51:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snowgoons ft Meth Mouth, Swifty McVay (D12), Bizarre, King Gordy & Sean Strange - The Rapture (May 7, 2012) Length: 3:49 - Category: Music - 625,530 views - 5,026 likes (98%), 103 dislikes (2%)
51:54 <fleabag> HAHA D12 COLLAB
51:54 <nate> hot n steamy;p
52:42 <spray> no
52:43 <spray> this too much
52:47 <spray> its new
52:55 <spray> it sounds too polished
53:10 <fleabag> steven_
53:20 <fleabag> you got a spin stick bruv
53:31 <slinky_J> fuck this Ghost the musicial
53:34 <slinky_J> i got a musical for u
53:48 <slinky_J> slinly suicides in his bathroom so he dont have to go to your fucking musical
54:00 <spray> lol
54:03 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=472303342956165
54:07 <spray> i give u good song now
54:11 <spray> this is for steven_
54:14 <spray> he will appreciate this
54:41 <fleabag> jon mcgarvie tried to cyber sex me under another nickname
54:58 <steven_> hahah
55:10 <WingedAngel> im watching a guy suck his on dick live on cam.....i cant figure out how he got his body in that position
56:03 <spray> steven_
56:11 <spray> this is what amelia wishes she was
56:20 <spray> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvN9YwiveXc
56:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lady - Yankin (Prod. by WMGI/BC) (Feb 15, 2011) Length: - Category: Music - 1,669,049 views - 7,702 likes (55.7%), 6,128 dislikes (44.3%)
56:26 <spray> kunny watch that
56:42 <spray> steven_ this is ur type ;)
57:06 <fleabag> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN35eJQ27c4
57:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vinnie Paz - You can't be neutral on a moving train lyrics (Oct 26, 2012) Length: 7:50 - Category: Music - 190,809 views - 1,622 likes (97.1%), 48 dislikes (2.9%)
57:19 <fleabag> if you dont like this song you dont like rap tbh
57:59 <spray> i do
58:02 <spray> i dont like vinnie paz
58:13 <spray> he's same sorta shit like necro
58:18 <spray> KRS 0ne
58:19 <spray> they all emos
58:30 <spray> still crying about conspriacy theories
58:34 <spray> cunts are like 50
59:07 <steven_> haha
59:11 <steven_> ey
59:13 <steven_> im off to bed
59:17 <steven_> fucking raining in perth
59:21 <steven_> it was hot as fuck today
59:25 <spray> yeh its hot here
59:29 <spray> well it was in the day it got good
59:33 <thestig> night steven
59:39 <spray> steven_ goes to bed early
59:41 <spray> its friday night
59:44 <spray> cunt must be fucked
59:50 <spray> this is why im not having kids till im 40
59:56 <spray> i know why my dad did that now
00:19 <spray> thestig do you have any kids?
00:47 <slinky_J> RAINING
00:56 <slinky_J> it better rain here in perthelaide
00:58 <slinky_J> lolz
01:01 <slinky_J> cloudy out
01:58 <spray> yeh
02:01 <spray> hey ratwood
02:06 <slinky_J> hi
02:18 <spray> i got something for you man
03:48 <slinky_J> im playing as a chick in this game
03:50 <slinky_J> AAAAAAHEHEHEHEHE
04:06 <spray> listen
04:08 <spray> talk
04:09 <spray> enough game
04:13 <spray> what game are u playing?
05:11 <slinky_J> battlefront
05:13 <slinky_J> im eating now
05:19 <slinky_J> and wanting to kill cops
05:22 <spray> why?
05:23 <slinky_J> this show makes me angry
05:24 <spray> battlefront?
05:27 <spray> what game is that?
05:29 <slinky_J> yeah star wars
05:44 <spray> ohhh
05:45 <spray> star wars
05:47 <spray> yeh that looks good
05:52 <spray> ill get it man
05:55 <spray> if it comes on pc
06:30 <slinky_J> yeah its on pc
06:36 <slinky_J> cheaper on pc :(
06:38 <spray> ill get it then
06:40 <slinky_J> :P
06:40 <spray> but not yet
06:43 <spray> sometime later
06:46 <slinky_J> woop woop woop
06:49 <spray> got way too many games to finish
06:58 <spray> trying to finish some more in skyrim
07:09 <spray> and get my ps3 games finished so i can get ps4
07:20 <spray> i havnt touched my ps3 since 2013 feb
07:46 <spray> they said they would give me 120 for it and my games
08:04 <slinky_J> yeah i havent finished some games
08:17 <slinky_J> i sold my 360 to cash converters
08:19 <slinky_J> aaaaaaaaahahaha
10:11 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4s16DDfAaA
10:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Munto - Release me (Jul 23, 2009) Length: 4:19 - Category: Film & Animation - 2,345,129 views - 18,322 likes (98.8%), 220 dislikes (1.2%)
10:52 <slinky_J> anime chicks r good looking coz they dont have imperfections like irl chicks, disgusting cunts
12:09 <+xm> hahahahaha
13:07 <fleabag> have a bumjack
15:08 <spray> nice
15:12 <spray> aldi selling 360s here
15:14 <spray> 120 bucks
15:25 <spray> slinky_J anime girls are fake man
15:34 <spray> but there are some girls who are like them
15:35 <spray> as hot
15:41 <spray> u could come to sydney
15:43 <spray> come to supernova
15:46 <spray> find u some
16:10 <spray> i never liked those anime freaks they were just too mmmmm for me
16:31 <spray> http://www.supanova.com.au/
16:34 <spray> ohh u have one
16:35 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy0iM4ts0ZE
16:38 <spray> in gaydeaide
16:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cannibal - Mini Ke$ha Official Music Video (Oct 28, 2011) Length: 3:13 - Category: Entertainment - 3,697,629 views - 14,303 likes (57.7%), 10,487 dislikes (42.3%)
16:41 Join: imBonza ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:43 <nate> this is jens song
17:11 <imBonza> this is great all night free chat
17:16 <spray> LOL
17:18 <spray> jen
17:19 <spray> fuck her
17:30 <spray> this place is so much better without her and pollocks bullshit
17:33 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp0o3xjmHnQ
17:34 <spray> even ratwood is behaving
17:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kesha Cannibal Lyrics (Nov 11, 2010) Length: 3:08 - Category: Music - 5,028,145 views - 23,510 likes (94.8%), 1,292 dislikes (5.2%)
17:43 <nate> i eat boys up
17:48 <nate> brreeakfast n lunch
17:51 <slinky_J> ye supanova
17:53 * imBonza is excited! you remember big kev?
17:55 <slinky_J> been b4
17:59 <spray> i havnt
18:04 <spray> big kev yeh
18:05 <slinky_J> its ok
18:08 <fleabag> have a bumjack
18:10 <nate> imBonza wanna lick my nutz
18:12 <spray> bumjack is back
18:37 <slinky_J> but dressin up as game characters
18:40 <slinky_J> is just fucking gay
18:56 <slinky_J> all of it was pretty gay
19:00 <slinky_J> lols
19:37 <imBonza> nate: they spicey?
19:37 <spray> lol
19:39 <spray> i bet it was
19:42 <spray> did u find hot slut
19:42 <spray> to fuck
19:46 <spray> slinky_J why u think its gay
19:49 <spray> if u like the anime?
20:14 <fleabag> have a bumjack
20:19 <imBonza> im craving spicey and not kfc ;)
20:34 <nate> spicey indian cleaner women
21:31 <spray> im craving kfc
21:35 <spray> im going to get some tonight
21:36 <imBonza> im so fed up of jubes
21:38 <spray> havnt had kfc in ages
21:44 <spray> KFC TOWER STACKER MEAL
21:45 <spray> BURGER
21:50 <spray> and chicken nuggets
21:52 <slinky_J> spray i dont like being in a crowd of testicles that dont get used
21:52 <spray> ill add on
21:54 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHAHA
21:55 <spray> meal
22:00 <spray> hhahahahahaha
22:01 <spray> slinky_J yeh
22:05 <spray> but the chicks are all horny
22:08 <spray> and fucked
22:08 <slinky_J> ye
22:10 <spray> easy to fuck
22:11 <slinky_J> see some nice chicks
22:12 <spray> some really hot
22:16 <spray> but they are all mental
22:20 <slinky_J> lmao
22:21 <spray> but they are better than girls off irc
22:24 <slinky_J> all chix r mentals
22:27 <spray> nah
22:28 <spray> not all
22:31 <slinky_J> yea true irc girls
22:34 <imBonza> spicey nuts please!
22:37 <spray> i recon there is good girls out there
24:05 <nate> spray is a good girl ;l
24:37 <nate> HOLD ME!
24:40 <imBonza> salted peanuts mmmmm
24:53 <spray> lol
24:56 <spray> salted peanuts yummmy
24:58 <nate> u got cashews 2?
24:59 <spray> beer nuts good
25:01 <imBonza> not chocolate yuck
25:01 <spray> i love beer nuts
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26:58 <ben_84> hi all
26:59 <imBonza> you know those spicey peanuts they would be nice now
27:15 <spray> sup ben_84
27:24 <spray> yeh spicey nuts u get at pubs?
27:26 <spray> they are good
28:19 <imBonza> yeah spray the supermarket has them as well
28:29 <spray> really
28:30 <spray> where?
28:54 <imBonza> maybe even the service station
29:45 <spray> cool
29:47 <nate> ben_84 lookin for a sex_69
29:48 <spray> where are u?
30:30 <nate> WingedAngel didnt see u down there, flap dem wings!
31:06 <WingedAngel> huh?
31:30 <nate> sprays fault :)
31:34 <nate> sea spray
31:51 <WingedAngel> hey nate
32:01 <WingedAngel> how are u studly
32:30 <nate> just fantastico, so many hotties on tonite
32:37 <nate> yourself?
32:41 <WingedAngel> where??
33:10 <WingedAngel> im ok....still cant get the torrents to install
33:43 <spray> what toreent?
33:48 <nate> dat is awful
34:02 <nate> WingedAngel cant get the utorrent to install on her computer
34:35 <nate> i saw its right click run as administrator:)
34:41 <nate> or say
34:46 <nate> but i guess even that didnt work
34:57 <WingedAngel> nope
35:29 <nate> spray is here, he will help
35:37 <nate> kisses spray kisssseees!
36:30 <WingedAngel> where was my kiss?
37:05 <nate> u get a slap on da bum install that torrent programe!
37:10 <nate> chop chop
37:21 <spray> lol
37:24 <spray> utorrent
37:30 <fleabag> have a bumjack
37:37 <spray> have a royal bumjack
37:40 <spray> king royal bumjack
37:42 <spray> plummer
39:11 <nate> WingedAngel ask xm, hes a smart asian guy
39:17 <nate> they cute!
39:20 <nate> n smart
39:33 <nate> ohh xm!
39:36 <nate> do some maths for me
39:42 <nate> then i want some karate
39:46 <nate> WAAAH YYAAAAH
40:15 <nate> then some rice rice baby
40:25 <spray> lolllllllllllll
40:27 <spray> nate
40:32 <spray> do you have penis size or rice?
40:46 <nate> i have it all mate
40:56 <fleabag> work in 4 and half hours
41:00 <fleabag> ;l
41:06 <nate> i have fleabags love
41:11 <nate> that is everything
41:12 <+xm> lollllllll nate. you inspire me to get higher grades
41:43 <spray> lol
41:46 <nate> azn power mate i understand
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42:00 <spray> where is that dude from other night
42:02 <spray> he was cool
42:06 <WingedAngel> i dont like chinese people
42:09 <spray> obviously went on his drinking bender
42:14 <+xm> NickMusic?
42:15 <spray> whats wrong with chinese ppl?
42:17 <spray> yeh
42:19 <+xm> he was quite different
42:30 <spray> ive spoken to him before man
42:31 <nate> get his number next time u idiots!
42:37 <+xm> hahahaha nate
42:39 <spray> xm he was fp
42:47 <spray> that nick that use to just sit in here
42:48 <spray> same guy
42:53 <+xm> oh ok
42:58 <nate> say i love you and i want to be by your side 4 evas
42:59 <spray> i spoke to him on enight he showed me his music
43:03 <spray> its quite good
43:08 <spray> we had a long chat about daws
43:11 <WingedAngel> i work with a lot....they drive me crazy
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43:16 <nate> does he have fb baby
43:23 <spray> not sure hun
43:51 <nate> WingedAngel best off getting to know them outside of work, maybe they have a wild side :D
44:01 <nate> WILD CHINESE Flower side
44:02 <spray> lol
44:10 <spray> i had sex with hong kong chinese girl
44:13 <spray> she was cool
44:21 <spray> i dont mind hong kong chinese
44:33 <spray> or the mongolian type
44:51 <spray> my mate had a gf from china she hated everyone
44:52 <nate> i dont think ive worked with chinese ;L
44:54 <spray> but her own kind
44:59 <spray> she said it was the real chinese
44:59 <nate> japanese are fun
45:01 <spray> she was really cool
45:06 <spray> her white name was cher
45:18 <nate> xm are u evil chinese
45:22 <nate> tell me!
45:25 <nate> TELLL MEEE!
45:30 <nate> i will forgive you
45:32 <spray> she went on about something called shen
45:33 <nate> lolololol
45:35 <spray> shen chinese
45:41 <spray> she kept saying she was the real china
45:44 * xm hides the cat tail hanging out the corner of his mouth
45:45 <spray> she was very dark
45:56 <spray> well not dark dark but dark maybe like viet/thai
45:57 <+xm> loll 'the real china'
46:05 <spray> she really hated muslims too
46:08 <nate> yeah the chinese think they are a different race to the rest of the human race or something like that;l
46:20 <spray> nah nah
46:22 <spray> not human race
46:24 <spray> just china
46:26 <+xm> koreans, japs and chinks think they are all original gangsters
46:32 <spray> nope
46:34 <spray> not like that
46:43 <spray> its like irish
46:47 <spray> northern ireland
46:50 <spray> ireland
46:53 <spray> and then say england
46:57 <spray> ppl saying they english
47:00 <spray> but they roman background
47:04 <slinky_J> species
47:06 <slinky_J> not race.
47:08 <spray> this girl went on about a pure chinese race
47:12 <spray> that she was
47:15 <spray> nah its not species slinky_J
47:17 <spray> its race
47:22 <nate> spray on my face
47:23 <slinky_J> no it isnt
47:27 <spray> yes it is lol
47:30 <spray> species is like dog cat
47:32 <spray> rat
47:34 <spray> human
47:34 <nate> they are still human ;l
47:40 <slinky_J> there's no biological evidence of a race gene
47:41 <spray> ur lost slinky
47:43 <slinky_J> ethnicity
47:45 <slinky_J> you mean
47:46 <spray> there is
47:48 <slinky_J> ethnicity
47:48 <spray> its all jew
47:51 <spray> ok
47:53 <spray> ethnicity then
47:55 <slinky_J> :P
47:56 <spray> but not species
48:02 <slinky_J> fine
48:07 <nate> google slinky_J i havnt looked it up properly
48:08 <slinky_J> penis anyone
48:14 <nate> google da world
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48:17 <slinky_J> lol
50:14 <fleabag> have a bumjack at work
50:15 <nate> Chinese taught that they evolved from a different species. ... I think it's the "Peking Man" which they believe is their "father", like many in Europe
50:18 <nate> their ya go
50:28 <nate> peking man ;l
50:49 <slinky_J> lmaO
50:52 <spray> have a real bumjack
50:55 <spray> a real king bumjack
50:56 <slinky_J> peking duck-man
51:11 <spray> kunny
51:14 <spray> getting my 2 oz's this week
51:39 <slinky_J> ive maintained for years my belief that humans interbred with other hominid species
51:43 <slinky_J> i think i mite sleep
51:51 <slinky_J> like a cute baby dust mite
52:48 <nate> lol
52:59 <fleabag> im wearing a diaper
53:15 <nate> diaper! for what reason
53:23 <nate> 2 lazy to get off gta5?
54:40 <fleabag> to catch all my poos
55:18 <spray> lol
55:24 <spray> who plays gta5 here
55:25 <spray> on ps4?
55:55 <nate> spray i will if u shake hands with beef
56:32 <spray> beef?
57:30 <nate> i will get a song for u
58:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN-DNcqYUcY
58:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: primus shake hands with beef (Jul 1, 2007) Length: 3:58 - Category: Music - 544,474 views - 2,098 likes (98.6%), dislikes (1.4%)
58:19 <fleabag> smelly balls
58:37 <spray> yeh nate
58:40 <spray> primus man!
58:42 <spray> love it
59:01 <nate> do u, i will have you soon, what else do u like :P
59:32 <fleabag> u gay man
59:36 <nate> LOLOL
59:53 * nate spray fleabag
59:56 <nate> two birds one stone
59:57 <spray> primus is good
02:51 <nate> Papa Roach - Give Me Back My Life
03:02 <nate> i like papa ;L
03:06 <nate> havnt heard this one
03:17 <nate> and its old
03:22 <spray> lol
03:24 <nate> wOT!
03:25 <spray> ill have a listen
04:25 <spray> nah natre
04:27 <spray> too gay for me
04:59 <nate> faair enough
05:50 <spray> hey man if it does it for u
05:51 <spray> i love it
06:25 <spray> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1acEVmnVhI
06:26 <spray> good song
06:29 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Smashing Pumpkins - Disarm (Aug 2, 2011) Length: 3:20 - Category: Music - 8,674,076 views - 41,244 likes (98.3%), 696 dislikes (1.7%)
09:27 Quit: imBonza ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
09:37 <nate> spray yeah pumpkins are way 90's now for me
09:45 <nate> i listen to a bit of tool sometimes
11:53 <spray> yeh
11:57 <spray> i not a tool fan
11:58 <spray> never was
12:03 <spray> but i did see them once
12:05 <spray> on acid
12:08 <spray> 2006
12:13 <spray> entertainment centre
12:18 <spray> felt like tisk for a day lol
18:56 <nate> dont think many can feel like tisk
19:05 <nate> stop eating
19:26 <nate> smoke weed
19:29 <nate> ;L
19:48 <nate> eat some battery acid
21:12 <spray> mmmm
21:13 <spray> lol
21:17 <spray> battery acid
21:19 <spray> thats not lsd u know
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39:39 <nate> kuniva ooohh waaoohhh hes a laddy
40:02 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvmyTZEqlo8
40:06 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tom Jones - She's a Lady (Oct 18, 2006) Length: 2:27 - Category: Music - 15,053,670 views - 25,284 likes (97.1%), 752 dislikes (2.9%)
40:20 <nate> WingedAngel fly on by!
40:39 <nate> do angels bring good luck
43:07 <WingedAngel> only if u can have a proper conversation
45:00 * nate rolls over
45:08 <nate> spray take over
45:16 <nate> wwwooooOP
45:28 <WingedAngel> no good luck for u
45:45 <nate> daaamn it!!!!
49:07 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
50:36 * spray slaps WingedAngel around a bit with a large trout
52:22 <WingedAngel> hey spray
58:00 <spray> lol
11:22 Quit: spray ([email protected]) Quit:
30:59 Quit: WingedAngel ([email protected]) Quit: Don't push the red button!
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50:26 <fleabag> smelly penis
50:48 <fleabag> slinkyz put a finger in ur pooper then sniff it
05:10 <fleabag> amelia got a dik n ballz between legs
11:00 <fleabag> blackdev jon farted a condom
12:17 <fleabag> that would be jon mcgarvie ofcourse
13:39 <fleabag> jon frank mcgarvie
14:00 <fleabag> thats his full name
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21:18 * fleabag slaps Horst around a bit with a large trout
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35:36 <fleabag> steven_
40:35 <fleabag> do you also wish jon would get gunned down in a mass shooting?¿
43:16 <fleabag> a hard earned thirst needs a cold bumjack
43:53 <fleabag> i have not seen jon type for 2 days
44:05 <fleabag> maybe he was a victim in the latest shooting
44:12 <fleabag> that would be great
45:35 <fleabag> mcgarvies zline turns too a flatline
45:56 <fleabag> no more jonny
46:17 <fleabag> RIP
46:22 <fleabag> rot in pieces
46:24 <fleabag> aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahaha
50:17 <fleabag> where is fisher hiding this morning
54:22 <fleabag> tisk told me when hes hangin for a bong he smokes his pubes through it
57:47 <fleabag> or he rolls a joint up, half tobacco, half finger nails
00:25 <fleabag> yes jon is history now we just have to wait for his connection to ping out and we'll be rid of the homosexual poojabber
01:55 <fleabag> jon died at the scene witnesses say all 3 gunmen slayed him first because they are afraid of trans-gender males
07:03 Join: tisk ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
07:10 <fleabag> tiskooooooooooooooooo
08:41 <fleabag> watup tisk my bro?¿
09:07 <tisk> gotta find out if i can borrow money to go on double date
09:28 <fleabag> double date?¿
09:43 <fleabag> you playing sims date?¿
10:03 <tisk> no
10:08 <tisk> a real life one
10:16 <fleabag> o
11:07 <fleabag> with another dude?¿
11:25 <tisk> and 2 chicks
11:42 <fleabag> r they fat
13:00 <fleabag> ??
13:49 <tisk> coffe lols
14:06 <fleabag> lols
14:16 <fleabag> i smokin little bit weed
14:41 <fleabag> u got weed?
14:58 <fleabag> remember when u told me u smoke ur pubes through bong?¿
16:35 <fleabag> its not that bad man i dared a friend to roll up candlewax in a paper and smoke it
16:42 <fleabag> that was comical
17:21 <fleabag> off me gutz one day bruv
17:31 <fleabag> i smoked a mosquito in a glasspipe
21:44 <fleabag> pollock hacked my pc and fucked it
21:59 <tisk> i need not smoke weed so i not paranoid when i go out
22:04 <fleabag> now im going to be out of pocket $200+ because of that cunt
26:15 <fleabag> i tried talking to a IT guy lastnight, he did traceroutes on the culprit and it turned out to be David Ian Anderson Pollock
27:10 <fleabag> cunt some how to remote access to my pc
27:14 <fleabag> got
27:48 <fleabag> put trojans all sorts of shit on it now it wont even load windows
28:29 <fleabag> i will find you pollock and give you the bill to fix it or ill cave your skull in putrid mange
29:53 <fleabag> pollock is now a wanted man
30:16 <fleabag> fuck hack me cunt
30:19 <fleabag> im a pimp
33:45 <fleabag> speak up pollock
34:34 <fleabag> sfx
34:55 <tisk> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/lost-control
34:58 <tisk> lols
35:24 <fleabag> k ill listen
35:45 <fleabag> mario
35:49 <fleabag> is it super mario
37:07 <fleabag> my ears hurt man
37:14 <fleabag> thats disgraceful
37:56 <fleabag> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-paa3wwGWww
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hulk Hogan - A Real American (WWE Music Video) HD (Jun 23, 2012) Length: 3:21 - Category: Music - 228,530 views - 1,140 likes (96.1%), 46 dislikes (3.9%)
38:06 <fleabag> in memory of jon 2015
40:56 <fleabag> tisky
41:00 <fleabag> u know ric flair
41:02 <fleabag> ??
42:21 <tisk> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/rank1-airwave
43:15 <fleabag> k i listen
44:12 <fleabag> i got a hardon for all the wwe diva's
44:14 <fleabag> :]
44:48 <fleabag> that track not bad
45:47 <fleabag> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCk-hGhxz0Y
45:51 <fleabag> this my fav diva
45:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paige trains and tones for the ring: WWE Body Series — Powered by TapouT (May 7, 2015) Length: 1:01 - Category: Sports - 701,773 views - 10,854 likes (97.9%), 231 dislikes (2.1%)
47:36 <tisk> i couldnt fn stay away
47:37 <tisk> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/couldnt-stay-away
47:43 <fleabag> lolz
49:21 <tisk> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/5minutes
49:58 <fleabag> ok im going to attempt to drown myself
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51:26 <fleabag> i tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
51:53 <tisk> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/whats-this-5-fucken-minutes-fuck
52:16 <fleabag> what does the phrase mean?¿
52:33 <fleabag> is it how long you last with women or..?¿
53:11 * fleabag hits sharni with a basket of laundry
53:21 <sharni> Nice
53:22 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKVBjKqty0M
53:26 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Names Fucken Chris Alright Techno 2015 (Sep 13, 2015) Length: 3:17 - Category: Music - 64 views views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
54:44 <fleabag> sharni
54:50 <fleabag> sfx hacked my pc
55:33 <fleabag> im now investigating leads on the suspect
56:18 <fleabag> the first 48 hours are the most crucial
58:06 <fleabag> we have one piece of evidence, pollock left his digital finger print at the scene
58:47 <fleabag> someone is gonna be put in the back of a car boot and taken for a long drive tonight. :)
59:34 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WkGWSmX3gc
59:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: awesome techno song 2015 (Nov 23, 2015) Length: 3:21 - Category: Music - 16 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:49 <fleabag> lols
59:55 <fleabag> i listen
00:02 <tisk> k
00:13 <fleabag> u like paige
00:29 <fleabag> very pale skin could mean very pink smoo
01:45 <fleabag> repeditive shit mang
02:05 <tisk> sharni https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-dKgIiNuVw
02:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: alisid - Trance Angels Return (Dec 1, 2013) Length: 4:47 - Category: Music - 62 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
02:39 <sharni> Meh
04:15 * fleabag slaps sharni around a bit with a large trout
05:17 <fleabag> cant believe pullcock hacked my shit
06:16 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4eLHPOLWVA
06:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CHRIS IGGY HOUSE (May 5, 2015) Length: 2:55 - Category: Music - 67 views views - 3 likes (75%), 1 dislikes (25%)
06:31 <fleabag> lolz iggy
08:55 <fleabag> use to be game i played on sega
09:02 <fleabag> little lizards name was iggy
09:58 Nick: fleabag is now known as disp
10:58 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elb6-bJDBU8
11:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kiss you thru the phone alisid know that i miss u techno mash (Oct 9, 2015) Length: 0 - Category: Music - 24 views views - likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:08 <disp> (7:03am)-(Unknown): Pollock using the remote access has totally messed up your whole setup, I live close by him in melbourne should we go ahead with operation Peacock boss?
15:57 <disp> gotta polish my 1 1/2 carat diamond white gold ring bbs
16:10 <disp> and my gold chain worth 20 k
16:24 <disp> and 1 carat diamonds in my ears together
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35:22 <disp> stiggler
35:25 <disp> bumjacked
36:09 <disp> nice rolex
37:23 Join: Exo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
37:28 <disp> pollock is going to make a cemetary visit
38:06 <disp> from the darkness of the car boot, to the darkness of being buried alive with dirt
39:01 Join: Karl ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
41:38 <disp> or maybe we will set him on fire like how he probly ruined that chicks life he set on fire
43:46 <disp> bury pollock next to jons grave
43:47 <thestig> u got bumjacked
44:15 <disp> yeah i did bigtime
44:22 <disp> im furious
44:36 <disp> makes sense
44:47 <disp> bumjacked - he sais about a 'backdoor' in my script
44:53 <disp> thats how the little cunt got in
45:05 <disp> backdoor - bumjacked
46:00 <disp> itll be funny when you get a knock at your front door david
48:08 <disp> ill bitch slap you
49:57 <disp> im goin to have breakfast
50:04 <disp> then take a nice long shit
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06:58 <DangerousMan> i know a funny clip
10:14 <DangerousMan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTix7q07LDk
10:18 <DangerousMan> ahahahhahaaahahahhahaahah
10:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rush Hour 2 - Fight scene (Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker) (Jun 30, 2012) Length: 4:59 - Category: Entertainment - 55,504 views - 160 likes (95.8%), 7 dislikes (4.2%)
15:32 <DangerousMan> i just gave myself a haircut
16:21 <DangerousMan> steven couldnt even do a pushup with serenity sitting on his back
16:27 <DangerousMan> lololo weakie
16:51 <DangerousMan> brb ima look for brie bella
17:49 <DangerousMan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtQyy-v-X0c
17:51 <DangerousMan> O.O
17:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brie Bella Gets Butt Tattoo Removed: Total Divas, September 1, 2015 (Sep 4, 2015) Length: 1:08 - Category: Entertainment - 413,561 views - likes (95.3%), 60 dislikes (4.7%)
21:11 <DangerousMan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxdL7V8ZJPU
21:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brie Bella Kisses AJ Lee (Jun 25, 2015) Length: 0:07 - Category: People & Blogs - 82,679 views - 275 likes (91.1%), 27 dislikes (8.9%)
21:24 <DangerousMan> lolz nice 1
26:35 <DangerousMan> Exo
26:59 <DangerousMan> lend me the use of your automobile i need to prepare for pollocks demise
27:57 <DangerousMan> please remove the number plates and registration sticker
28:05 <DangerousMan> this is going to be a professional job
28:14 <DangerousMan> oceans-11 style bruv
29:30 <DangerousMan> once we zero down on his correct location operation Peacock will be in full swing
31:46 <DangerousMan> when we dump his body your car will be put in a garage imediately and painted a different color washed and cleaned
33:41 <DangerousMan> bet you pollock is on the phone to the copz
33:47 <DangerousMan> tryin to get me on another charge
34:01 <DangerousMan> fool me once pollock, fool me twice - shame on you
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35:29 <imBonza> hi
37:18 <DangerousMan> pollock schemed with one of my ex's, to try get me locked up
37:40 <DangerousMan> next thing i got cops at the door because of david and ex
38:33 <DangerousMan> then tops it off by bumjacking my pc to shit
38:53 <DangerousMan> your time has come brother say your prayers my son
40:00 <DangerousMan> actually killing poocock wouldnt satisfy me
40:59 <DangerousMan> insert a piece of plastic piping up his anal, then feed a 30cm long piece of barbed wire up the pipe, then remove the piping
41:17 <DangerousMan> off to the doctors for anal surgery peacock
42:57 <DangerousMan> or u can pull it out yourself
44:07 <DangerousMan> im not joking, google maps, clientel, whitepages, telephone records, ip's
44:35 <DangerousMan> pollock will perish sooner than you think
44:58 <DangerousMan> haha lolz cops have my optus ip
45:06 <DangerousMan> 2bad i not with optus anymore
45:16 <DangerousMan> try me poocock sfx
46:28 <DangerousMan> nah jus kiddin
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46:41 <Izuru> hi im izuru
46:48 <DangerousMan> i fukn took a screw out my pc ever since that it fucked up man
47:10 <Izuru> DangerousMan, what screw?
47:23 <DangerousMan> jus the screw that holds the video card in
47:39 <Izuru> oh
47:41 <DangerousMan> is that wrong screw to take out
47:43 <DangerousMan> ?¿
47:46 <Izuru> no
47:52 <DangerousMan> okies
48:19 <Izuru> you just need the card to be fully in the pcie slot
48:27 <DangerousMan> it is ;l
48:44 <DangerousMan> it flashed up a couple of blue screens
48:59 <Izuru> whats the error message on the bluescreen? o.o
49:02 <DangerousMan> all i got was something about hardware cuz it was so quick :L
49:09 <Izuru> XD
49:13 <DangerousMan> yip
49:17 <DangerousMan> :<
49:26 <Izuru> what video card? just wondering
49:29 <thestig> u need a new apple mac
49:31 <DangerousMan> dunos
49:39 <DangerousMan> i not a computer wiz
49:52 <Izuru> LOL apple
49:56 <DangerousMan> nup
49:57 <Izuru> not that they're bad or anything
50:01 <DangerousMan> tower
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50:05 <Izuru> DangerousMan, take a picture
50:08 <Izuru> i wanna see
50:13 <DangerousMan> dont hav a camera
50:19 <Izuru> phone camera???
50:28 <DangerousMan> dont hav a phone
50:34 <thestig> teamviewer
50:47 <Izuru> teamviewer an offline pc?
50:49 <Izuru> ok lets go :^)
50:55 <DangerousMan> wat
50:58 <thestig> oh it ofline?lol
51:03 <thestig> my bad
51:15 <Izuru> he cant power on because bsods
51:24 <Izuru> and apparently removing a screw caused that
51:26 <DangerousMan> how much is a moderate range video card these days
51:28 <Izuru> which doesnt seem logical
51:36 <Izuru> DangerousMan, define moderate
51:42 <thestig> does it post?
51:44 <DangerousMan> dunos
51:51 <DangerousMan> enough to play wow n diablo 3
51:52 <DangerousMan> lolz
51:58 <Izuru> gtx 750 ti
52:02 <DangerousMan> how much
52:03 <Izuru> should be good enough
52:15 <Izuru> <$200
52:21 <DangerousMan> okies
52:27 <DangerousMan> could b ram
52:35 <DangerousMan> could be p0wer supply
52:51 <DangerousMan> :[
53:01 <thestig> how old is it
53:13 <DangerousMan> 4 or 5 years old probs
53:37 <DangerousMan> but i was running windows xp he he he
53:43 <DangerousMan> its okies
53:46 <thestig> is ok
54:15 <Izuru> DangerousMan, do you know what video card you have right now?
54:22 <DangerousMan> nupz
54:24 <DangerousMan> [:
54:28 <Izuru> what about processor?
54:32 <DangerousMan> nupz
54:34 <DangerousMan> [:
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55:24 <DangerousMan> tell ya what it happens
55:28 <Izuru> alright
55:39 <DangerousMan> i turn the power on, right before it goes to load xp turns off...
55:49 <DangerousMan> then it wont turn on again. no power
55:55 <Izuru> DangerousMan, what area you from?
56:00 <thestig> hmm maybe gpu then
56:14 <DangerousMan> so i take the power cord out, and put it into the another socket, and power again
56:25 <thestig> can u take the gpu out and run off motherboard vga port?
56:35 <thestig> to test it?
56:50 <DangerousMan> what is gpu
56:53 <DangerousMan> what is vga
57:01 <thestig> graphics card
57:07 <Izuru> aka video card
57:08 <thestig> gpu
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57:13 <DangerousMan> ;\
57:43 <DangerousMan> I GOT IT
58:50 <DangerousMan> douse it in 10 litres of petroleum, vortex from bp the dear shit and burn the shit to a puddle of microchips and burnt out metal case.
59:27 <DangerousMan> you reckon it would load windows then
59:56 <DangerousMan> :/
00:02 <thestig> can u start windows in safe mode? press f8 before windows loading screen
00:09 <DangerousMan> ill go have a look see if i can see any tell signs of what hardware i have
00:21 <DangerousMan> nup not even safe mode loads brass
02:14 <Izuru> DangerousMan, what did u even do to your computer
02:19 <Izuru> other than taking a screw off
02:20 <DangerousMan> pci express 2.0
02:34 <DangerousMan> ;L
03:02 <DangerousMan> i don no it started playin up a week n half ago
03:16 <DangerousMan> i got home from work and it was off and never ran again
03:25 <DangerousMan> :'''(
03:29 <Izuru> time for a new pc
03:37 <Izuru> u said it was 5-6 years old
03:49 <Izuru> guessing its lga 775 or 1156
03:52 <DangerousMan> ye but it is a g00d pc mang
04:27 <DangerousMan> i think its quadcore
04:52 <DangerousMan> its got dual video card slots
04:54 <DangerousMan> is that good
05:22 <DangerousMan> ;l
05:56 <DangerousMan> not gettin another 1 i jus salvage whats there hopefully nothin 2 much wrong
06:39 <DangerousMan> shop charges 90 bux for a general look over and hardware test
06:54 <DangerousMan> so theyll tell me if somethingz fucked .__.
08:30 <DangerousMan> shadowlurker built a toilet-chair for his pc so he can take dumps and use mIRC at once
08:44 <Izuru> DangerousMan, i work at a pc shop
08:49 <DangerousMan> bullshit
09:32 <Izuru> lel
09:38 <DangerousMan> nate
09:42 <DangerousMan> you little prick
09:52 <DangerousMan> nup
09:57 * DangerousMan slaps Izuru around a bit with a large trout
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11:15 <imBonza> hiyas
11:22 <DangerousMan> i gotta head to the shower then go 4 a drive in my yellow lambo
11:48 <Izuru> DangerousMan!*@* added to ignore list.
11:50 <Izuru> ur annoying
11:51 <Izuru> bye
12:04 <DangerousMan> like i give a shit
12:09 <DangerousMan> about you
12:15 <DangerousMan> poofter gutz
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14:01 <amelia> ohh wtf
14:07 <amelia> how did i leave irc running
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15:01 <sharni> Lol
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24:58 <imBonza> hi
27:27 <imBonza> gone quiet
27:46 <imBonza> anyone there?
28:05 <thestig> nope
28:13 <imBonza> ok
28:35 <imBonza> pm?
30:37 <imBonza> oh thestig is female?
30:50 <thestig> no
31:11 <imBonza> typical
31:53 <thestig> go have a wank or something
32:20 <imBonza> that would be nice
33:37 <tisk> fuk man need cash
33:45 <tisk> need go on date tomorrow
33:47 <tisk> lols
33:51 <imBonza> you know what be even better?
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34:28 <imBonza> looking at my favourite camgirl
35:02 <thestig> who lol
35:05 <thestig> jen?
35:15 <imBonza> she is young pretty and has fluro blue hair
35:34 <thestig> link?
35:36 <thestig> lol
35:56 <imBonza> oops not very fluro blue more strong blue
36:22 <imBonza> she might be on mfc
37:53 <imBonza> i havent seen her for a couple of days
38:59 <imBonza> she is american and cams in during aussie days
39:57 <imBonza> i just havent tuned in at the right times to see her
40:21 <thestig> ask her out on a date
41:02 <imBonza> a date like that i could not afford
41:19 <imBonza> oops a*
45:12 <imBonza> and yes if you was going to ask, she has perfect tits
46:06 <imBonza> true that can vary with age only time will tell
47:00 <imBonza> there is always perfect tits for your age though isnt there?
48:08 <imBonza> grr what i mean is there IS always perfect yits for your age
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50:04 <imBonza> like maybe even when she 65 she will have nice tits
54:55 <imBonza> hmm i cant tune in now she might want to get implants at me
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07:03 <imBonza> the air is thin
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12:49 <cornflake> sharni pop a flange for us
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16:11 <cornflake> shtevo
16:15 <cornflake> morning son
16:48 <cornflake> you should see my new LA hat brass
17:04 <cornflake> :)))
17:27 <cornflake> off the hook brudda
18:35 <thestig> pic?
18:58 <cornflake> i dont have a camera or phone my nigger no photo soz
19:41 <cornflake> d:)
20:04 <cornflake> my nigger ebony from school lives in ayers rock now
20:07 <cornflake> hard to believe
21:03 <thestig> what do u use to make calls??
21:07 <thestig> a brick?
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26:01 <sharni> lol
26:27 <Abortion> "This is my telephone call, this brick, through your window!"
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36:18 <imBonza> hi cornflake
37:52 <imBonza> yall
40:49 <imBonza> tv is great eh
41:29 <imBonza> boots quick, can turn it off whenever
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42:56 <imBonza> boots quick shuts down quick, why did we ever advance on tv
43:54 <imBonza> you not posting this on twitter are you?
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46:15 <cornflake> gave meself a mad haircut
46:32 <cornflake> gonna have a ponytail soon imoz goin for teh roman reigns look
47:28 <imBonza> what colour?
47:49 <cornflake> ?
49:23 <imBonza> i mean did you colour your hair as well?
53:07 <steven_1> looooooool
53:29 <cornflake> no its naturally black
54:22 <cornflake> http://411mania.com/wrestling/roman-reigns-family-reportedly-upset-with-wrestlemania-31-loss/
54:34 <cornflake> thats him there if i can look like him ill be happy
56:07 <cornflake> steven looks like mr bean
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58:33 <sharni> lol
58:39 <thestig> haha
01:00 <cornflake> i was walkin up rd and these 2 stunners in a car were checkin me
01:17 <slinky_J> fk
01:22 <slinky_J> dreamt about my x fiancee
01:28 <cornflake> i yelled, UP FOR A BUMJACK????
01:55 <steven_1> haha
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02:15 <slinky_J> nice
02:33 <slinky_J> u needa give one a strap on tho ey
02:37 <cornflake> then i got the finger and the windows went up :(((
02:52 <cornflake> jkz i didnt yell ne thing hehe'z
02:55 <slinky_J> Olivia Phyland
03:45 <cornflake> my friends mate was off his guts lastnight and he pulled his pickle out and started rubbin it on me m8's mums car
04:27 <slinky_J> lels
04:40 <cornflake> i paused and then rewound like did i just see this
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05:09 <slinky_J> i had a tiny spider on me then
05:15 <slinky_J> one of those orchid like ones
05:18 <slinky_J> the asshole
05:51 <sharni> lol
06:06 <cornflake> was it a rockspider
06:13 <slinky_J> hahaha
06:20 <slinky_J> it wanted to be one
06:24 <slinky_J> and get in my virgin ear
06:34 <cornflake> lolz
07:12 <cornflake> jon is dead man
07:22 <cornflake> :|
07:25 <slinky_J> maaann
07:42 <slinky_J> at least xbox lets u play games u have downloaded even when u dont gots xbox live
07:56 <slinky_J> ps plus fkn ps4 wont let me play games i dld coz i dont have ps plus!
07:58 <slinky_J> assholes
09:47 <sharni> Throw your ps4 at the wall
09:48 <cornflake> what did poor old jon have to leave his family... free ops in asd and a 15 metre wall long dildo collection.. poor guy
10:29 <sharni> Lol
11:42 <cornflake> oh yeah and his felching equipment
11:53 <steven_> fuck me
11:59 <steven_> i moved all my xbox and shit out the back
12:02 <steven_> now its raining
12:46 <slinky_J> jon is dead?
12:48 <slinky_J> who is jon
12:52 <cornflake> yea bruv
12:54 <cornflake> blackdevil
13:02 <slinky_J> but he is right there
13:30 <cornflake> he might be on here but he died before he could disconnect off mIRC
14:17 <cornflake> he will be in happier place is gay heaven
14:22 <cornflake> in
14:42 <cornflake> :))
15:23 <cornflake> jon will have 3somes in gay heaven with elton john and his boyfriend when they pass away
18:03 <slinky_J> hm this van helsing rpg is fun
18:27 <slinky_J> steven_ y did u move it out back
18:31 <slinky_J> like inna shed?
18:47 <slinky_J> r u murderin dudes and then playin xbox in da shed brah
18:53 <slinky_J> like a cool Mick Taylor lols
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19:58 <cornflake> (11:17am)-(BlackDevil): keep going kunny and you're going to be z-lined for 12 months or longer.
20:14 <cornflake> big words from a felcher
20:30 <cornflake> oh fuck the aliens are here
20:33 <cornflake> run for your life
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21:57 <slinky_J> o kaaaaayy
21:59 <slinky_J> weird as
27:57 <imBonza> much telle?
29:49 <slinky_J> why do all female characters in games have to look ugly Eastern European
30:06 <slinky_J> about AC Unity they said it's too difficult to render beautiful female faces
30:07 <slinky_J> LOL
30:12 <slinky_J> talk about honesty
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34:35 * imBonza just seen stighelmut on tv
35:37 <imBonza> next to dirtystighelmut
38:07 <imBonza> slinky_J: dont you like the appearence of euro girls?
38:51 <slinky_J> not fugly ones
38:57 <slinky_J> my fav girls r euro girls
41:03 <imBonza> i think my favourite are the cool dry girls currently
41:12 <slinky_J> ahaha this dudes gt is Uguysrpickles
41:21 <slinky_J> dry cools?
41:25 <imBonza> orientals
43:33 <slinky_J> i like them too
43:43 <slinky_J> bit of light skinned chinee
44:47 <slinky_J> fk startin to wish i got bundle version of this game fucken
47:35 <imBonza> the cool dry girls are the ones out there now like today is not too hot
49:05 <imBonza> how to have sex with them though?
49:30 * imBonza was here all winter
51:18 <imBonza> how to have sex with a cool dry girl? its too hot outside!
51:55 <slinky_J> lol
52:53 <imBonza> opps how to 'make love'
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01:01 <imBonza> im craving ketchup
01:26 <imBonza> deadhorse
02:56 <imBonza> whats the brits call tomato sauce?
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04:13 <slinky_J> tomato sauce
05:46 <imBonza> nah too practical they must have a slang word
06:13 <imBonza> who calls it catsup?
08:44 <steven_> sharni
08:46 <steven_> you here?
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13:46 <imBonza> yeah i meant i was craving sauce on my pie
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22:48 <+xm> steven_, why you asking about sharni. im here, that's all that matters
23:34 <tisk> xm
23:45 <tisk> tell serenity to grow up
23:56 <tisk> and tell stebie he is a faggot
24:28 <tisk> banned from channel stebie stole off me
24:47 <tisk> fucken faggot fuck
24:59 <tisk> when i was 20
25:04 <tisk> or something
25:12 <tisk> i owned melbourne channel for 5 minutes
25:25 <+xm> so you invented the melbourne shuffle and created #melb
25:36 <+xm> you are a pioneer
26:07 <tisk> i quit irc that day he stole it off me
26:25 <tisk> im am rookal
26:29 <tisk> back then
26:38 <tisk> fucken morons
26:51 <tisk> they wouldnt have their stinking channel with out me
27:14 <+xm> did you also create the Internet too by chance
27:37 <tisk> im not lying xm
27:57 <tisk> go suck serenity off xm
28:32 <cornflake> throw flour on her and look 4 teh wet spot
28:54 <tisk> over judgmental ppl that are lowlifes
28:55 <tisk> over judgmental ppl that are lowlifes
28:56 <tisk> over judgmental ppl that are lowlifes
29:19 <tisk> unbann me u fucken idiots
29:56 <thestig> minute minute
34:09 <slinky_J> I PWN as boba fett
34:18 <sharni> Steven
35:27 <slinky_J> stig u game much stiggles?
36:17 <cornflake> got a letter in mail today centrelink have cut me off DSP
36:28 <+xm> what is their reason
37:03 <cornflake> inadequate personal info and income
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37:21 <cornflake> i think someone has dropped a dime on me
38:24 <slinky_J> lol speak english
38:32 <slinky_J> this aint america
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38:58 <cornflake> drop a dime means like snitch
43:40 <cornflake> :'(
44:35 <tisk> wheres real human
44:36 <tisk> wheres real human
44:37 <tisk> wheres real human
44:48 <tisk> someone not fucked in head
46:01 <sharni> Meeee
46:04 <sharni> I think
46:17 <slinky_J> lol
46:20 <slinky_J> i know what it means
47:44 <BlackDevil> slinky_J, https://youtu.be/pS80W2ULWn8
47:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Joey Ryan uses his penis to win a test of strength over Danshoku Dino at DDT Pro Wrestling! (Dec 4, 2015) Length: 0:39 - Category: News & Politics - 277 views views - likes (95%), 1 dislikes (5%)
48:10 <cornflake> thought you were dead
50:57 <slinky_J> fucken as skywalker just killed emperor and boba fett
51:00 <slinky_J> fucken rankin up easy
51:20 <BlackDevil> slinky_J, http://lolhehehe.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/tumblr_nq2yibmGo91qb5gkjo1_400.gif
53:13 <slinky_J> LOL
53:14 <slinky_J> love it
06:05 <sharni> Hmm
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16:52 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yEPXMng9HQ
16:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Ultimate Nut Shot! - Steve-O (Dec 4, 2015) Length: 2:52 - Category: Entertainment - 78,007 views - likes (98.3%), 165 dislikes (1.7%)
32:29 <slinky_J> Achievement Unlocked - Lightsabre raped Princes Leia
32:32 <slinky_J> lels
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39:40 <imBonza> yall
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52:02 <ABC> hey FUCKING DOGSSSSSSSSSSSS
52:10 <ABC> DOGGG CUNTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
52:28 <ABC> FLEA RIDDEN MUTTS
54:37 <steven_> lolol
55:07 <ABC> DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
55:14 <ABC> CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
55:58 <ABC> DOGGGGGGGGGGGG
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57:18 Mode: (by bios) +o steven_
57:44 <ABC> WOT CUNT
59:00 <imBonza> just give some shit mmmk
00:53 <imBonza> thanks
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02:55 Mode: (by Rusteaux) +o steven_
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13:47 <ABC> TWOT
13:50 <ABC> 'cunt
13:53 <ABC> dog
18:57 <thestig> abc dog
19:00 <thestig> u dog
19:33 <slinky_J> defrostin steak yo
19:39 <slinky_J> hope dont take tooo long
19:47 <slinky_J> man too hot go shops dingit
19:58 <ABC> hope it doesnt defrost
20:11 <slinky_J> it's in the sink in warm water it will defrost
20:14 <slinky_J> :P
20:30 <ABC> hope it takes forever
21:10 <ABC> i just had lunch
21:15 <ABC> continental roll
21:20 <ABC> killer
21:46 <slinky_J> ew
21:49 <slinky_J> duno what that is
21:57 <ABC> dont ya
22:00 <ABC> r u retard
22:03 <ABC> ??
22:29 <ABC> who the hell doesnt know what a contintental roll is
22:43 <ABC> retard ?????
22:45 <ABC> retard ?????
22:49 <ABC> u RETARD
22:51 <ABC> ?
22:55 <ABC> RETARDED ?
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23:03 <ABC> OI CUNT
23:06 <ABC> U RETARD ?
23:09 <ABC> RETARDED
23:11 <ABC> ??
23:14 <ABC> ???
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25:00 <slinky_J> well i dont
25:12 Nick: steven_ is now known as abc
25:17 <slinky_J> hm mate offered to sell me drake collection
25:43 <abc> ur mate sounds like someone who wanted to sell it so he can buy crack
25:54 <abc> u couldve got it for $10
26:16 <slinky_J> i dont have friends that do hard drugs.
26:38 <abc> they all do it
26:39 <slinky_J> or steal trolleys full of meat for no reason
27:32 <abc> i have no crack
27:36 <abc> thats why im here
28:18 <abc> whenever im here im not on drugs
28:19 <slinky_J> lol
28:22 <abc> this is me normal
28:25 <abc> when im not here
28:28 <abc> im high as fuck
28:35 <thestig> who doesnt know what a continental roll is
28:44 <abc> a retard
28:45 <abc> LOL
29:16 <abc> killer one $5
29:22 <thestig> nice
29:38 <thestig> did it have dog meat in it?
29:43 <thestig> dogggggg
29:58 <abc> hehehehehe
30:04 <thestig> i should be happy that u ate lol
30:05 <abc> im not a dog
30:19 <abc> whys that
30:27 <slinky_J> you mean a french roll?
30:37 <slinky_J> with ham n crap
30:37 <abc> wtf is a french roll
30:42 <slinky_J> a French roll
30:46 <thestig> cause u were a good boy and had something to eat
31:02 <thestig> who doesnt know what a french roll is
31:10 <abc> me
31:26 <abc> is that what a normal person calls continental?
31:45 <thestig> its just a french style roll
31:49 <thestig> nothing in it
31:57 <abc> loooooool
31:57 <thestig> bout a meter long
32:24 <abc> yeah something like that slinky
32:35 <thestig> loll
32:48 <abc> ham,salami,beetroot,carrot,lettuce,onion,cucumber
32:53 <abc> this one had
32:56 <abc> some other meat
32:59 <thestig> i better do some work bbl
33:05 <abc> u work
33:07 <abc> what a joke
33:24 <thestig> :o
33:46 <thestig> u are on here all day u cant talk
33:52 <slinky_J> ah k
34:29 <abc> fuk off i work hard mon-fri
35:14 <abc> all week nothing but compliments
35:26 <abc> good job 'dave' great work dave
35:34 <abc> blAH blah blah
35:49 <thestig> hahahaaaaaaaaaa
35:52 <abc> great idea!
37:26 <slinky_J> best fried vegetable?
37:28 <slinky_J> i say mushroom yo
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37:38 <abc> love mushroom
37:49 <abc> beans r good
38:00 <abc> and brocolli
38:45 <slinky_J> yeah
38:49 <slinky_J> fried brocoli
38:51 <slinky_J> and cauliflower
38:54 <slinky_J> both dope fried
39:01 <slinky_J> tomatoes
39:02 <slinky_J> :D
39:17 <slinky_J> amelia is out on a hot day like a weird croatian
39:24 <slinky_J> prob thinks its winter O_O
39:36 <abc> its pissing down with rain here
39:46 <abc> she will be getting wet
39:59 <slinky_J> oh
40:00 <slinky_J> lolol
40:12 <abc> :)
40:15 <slinky_J> i wonder if her pussy tastes eastern european
40:22 <slinky_J> like borsh
40:27 <slinky_J> sour croat
40:28 <slinky_J> LOL
40:33 <abc> lol
41:51 <thestig> dave your lunch break was too long good work
42:28 <thestig> dave you are having to many days off work good work
42:30 <thestig> lollllll
42:43 <abc> lol
42:47 <abc> yeah
42:52 <slinky_J> LOL
42:54 <abc> they told me that all in one week
42:55 <abc> hbaha
42:59 <slinky_J> that's a good day!
43:05 <abc> it is
43:07 <abc> im like
43:13 <abc> about time u said something
43:15 <abc> cunts!
43:17 <abc> haha
43:59 <abc> they wont fire me though
44:15 <abc> make em to much money
44:19 <thestig> lollll
44:32 <thestig> doing nothing
44:37 <abc> if i leave a dirty syringe
44:37 <thestig> u must be good
44:41 <abc> in the toilets
44:43 <abc> haha
45:05 <abc> hhehe
45:49 <slinky_J> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12316271_10205083759949086_4728327471689829463_n.jpg?oh=4c1c0594c95f2fd83e83c334c0e58121&oe=571F4FD3
45:50 <slinky_J> lol
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08:42 Topic Is: <@kuniva> im a lady
08:42 Set By: (nate) on: Fri Dec 04 22:20:34 2015
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19:43 <slinky_J> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12301455_10150619240859949_812633785719405339_n.jpg?oh=47cf4e8c3cc972e29377e188fad0a333&oe=56DB57E2
19:46 <slinky_J> WTF LOLS
27:09 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJPZzlOhBmA
27:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Joey Ryan's Penis Has Strength! (Dec 2, 2015) Length: 0:28 - Category: Gaming - 51,748 views - 240 likes (98%), 5 dislikes (2%)
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16:39 <slinky_J> i am loading new mash up vid of villains
16:44 <slinky_J> woo woooooowooooo
16:58 <nate> slinky what game u playin?
18:03 <slinky_J> star wars battlefront
18:22 <slinky_J> i found playin Heroes vs Villains u level up faster earn more coin to spend :P
19:27 <slinky_J> it's cool because it's a six on six match with 3 heroes and 3 villains so everyone gets to be a hero or villain at least once
20:02 <slinky_J> per entire 5 matches in a round, which are quite short but as a hero or villain you can sustain a lot of hits so you take out alotta baddies fast
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22:57 <SHOWTIME> hello
22:59 <SHOWTIME> CUNTS
23:00 <SHOWTIME> DOGS
24:59 <thestig> dogs
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26:49 Kick: DavidHobbs was kicked by bios (flood)
27:34 <SHOWTIME> lol
27:38 <SHOWTIME> ur such a fuckhead
27:41 <SHOWTIME> pollock
28:00 <SHOWTIME> im talkin to ur (wannabe) bitch now
32:25 <thestig> loopydog stoop fucking floodin
32:34 <SHOWTIME> yeah
32:39 <SHOWTIME> as my own name
32:45 <SHOWTIME> nice one thestig
34:05 <thestig> ohh is that your last name?
35:02 <SHOWTIME> yes
35:35 <thestig> do you own a shoe store chain
35:48 <SHOWTIME> yes
35:54 <SHOWTIME> :)
36:15 <thestig> what about kitchen appliances
36:19 <thestig> are u a toaster?
36:45 <SHOWTIME> yes i am
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37:41 <thestig> http://www.harveynorman.com.au/russell-hobbs-kitchen-metallics-2-slice-toaster.html?CAWELAID=720013240000123223&gclid=CLrht4ubxMkCFUccvAodY5IJQg
37:45 <thestig> i found your father
37:46 <thestig> !
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38:01 Kick: sfx was kicked by steven_ (fuck up with your flood you little maggot)
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38:39 <SHOWTIME> thanks steven
38:51 <SHOWTIME> he came back quick
38:53 <SHOWTIME> lol
38:56 <steven_> na
38:56 <SHOWTIME> SpunkyGay
39:01 <steven_> thats someone else
39:06 <SHOWTIME> argh k
39:20 <steven_> not saying he isnt in here already
39:26 <steven_> he is a little worm
40:42 <SHOWTIME> lol
40:50 <SHOWTIME> yeah he'll b in here now
40:52 <slinky_J> lol
40:55 <thestig> steven u foolish man
41:05 <SHOWTIME> sagax
41:07 <SHOWTIME> or
41:10 <SHOWTIME> multibreak
41:24 <SHOWTIME> or
41:27 <SHOWTIME> NoblePark
41:36 <SHOWTIME> one of those 3
41:40 <SHOWTIME> or all 3
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41:56 <steven_> yer
42:12 <steven_> h\
42:20 <steven_> anyone who has been with jen gets flooded
42:21 <steven_> lololol
42:23 <thestig> and showtime
42:30 <SpunkyGay> lol
42:37 <thestig> by here juices?
42:37 <SpunkyGay> good thing i've never been with jen
42:42 <thestig> thats grose steven
42:45 <thestig> her
42:53 <SpunkyGay> wtf is showtime
43:15 <SpunkyGay> why is he so paranoid
43:48 <SHOWTIME> paranoid bout wot
44:11 <SpunkyGay> some dude
44:20 <SHOWTIME> can u unzline me steven from nerdhacks
44:33 <SHOWTIME> my ip is
45:32 <SHOWTIME> that one
45:39 <SpunkyGay> rofl are you that hobbs bloke
45:42 <slinky_J> my p is in the toilet
45:42 <SpunkyGay> who element hates
46:04 <SpunkyGay> SHOWTIME
46:20 <thestig> showtime misstreated jen
46:29 <SHOWTIME> yes
46:49 <slinky_J> http://specialhub.info/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/114JGvY.jpg
46:50 <slinky_J> haha
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49:07 <SHOWTIME> wb
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49:12 <SHOWTIME> pollock
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49:19 <SHOWTIME> fuck off
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49:21 <SHOWTIME> idiot
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49:32 <SHOWTIME> lol
49:34 <SHOWTIME> idiot
49:35 <nate> its dog cunts lloolol get it right;p
49:43 <SHOWTIME> thats right
49:44 <slinky_J> lol nates
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50:33 Mode: (by steven_) -b *!*@ce0dc047.iinet.net.au
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50:41 <SHOWTIME> LOL
50:50 <SHOWTIME> why bring him back
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51:25 <nate> hi tisk'o
51:41 <steven_> tisky
54:34 <slinky_J> coz
54:37 <slinky_J> we like tales
54:42 <slinky_J> n dead men tell nun
57:44 <thestig> slinky died
57:57 <slinky_J> :(
58:07 <slinky_J> r.u.p.
58:12 <slinky_J> rest under puppies
59:00 <SHOWTIME> poor pollock
59:06 <slinky_J> i would love to see sezz raped to death with that thunder pumpin vampire spike from Dusk Till Dawn
00:15 <thestig> pollock still in here
00:37 <xm> i thought you liked sezz slinky_J
03:48 <slinky_J> lol no
04:10 <slinky_J> she will throw you under the bus to be down with someone she thinks is cool
04:14 <slinky_J> she has sheep mentality
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04:25 <slinky_J> dont know why she's studying psychology  LOL
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05:34 <Mx_Trump> loololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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06:22 <SHOWTIME> lol
06:29 <slinky_J> also cannot stand ircers like Skirmish that feel so completely inferior in their offline lives that they have the need to prove their intelligence etc. on irc
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06:34 <SHOWTIME> thanks BlackDevil
06:37 <xm> no one likes Skirmish
06:46 <imBonza> hi
06:53 <xm> i dont think he realises everyone laughs at him
07:12 <xm> loooooooooooooooooooooooool trumpy
07:16 <imBonza> SHOWTIME: are ya the foxtel channel?
07:53 <slinky_J> lol
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08:03 <JeromeG> looooooool
08:06 <imBonza> hey slinks
08:09 <SHOWTIME> yes imBonza
08:11 <slinky_J> sup
08:20 <SHOWTIME> its me
08:24 <SHOWTIME> the star of the show
08:38 <JeromeG> the queen of chat
08:50 <imBonza> ok SHOWTIME are you nude, whats the temperature there?
08:51 <SHOWTIME> fuck off cunt
08:53 <SHOWTIME> shes mine
09:26 <slinky_J> there's no game chat in Battlefront :/
09:31 <slinky_J> saves my abuse
09:33 <slinky_J> :P
09:48 <JeromeG> looooooooooooooooool @ faggot blackwood
10:01 <JeromeG> fuck me r u still alive cunt
10:10 <SHOWTIME> imBonza yes i am nude and the temp is about 19 deggress
10:11 <slinky_J> why would I not be
10:14 <JeromeG> no wonder your hidin in this shithole
10:33 <SHOWTIME> thats true i thought he woulda been dead now from smack overdose
10:41 <SHOWTIME> smackhead
10:44 <JeromeG> fuk yeh
10:50 <JeromeG> or nutted out one to many times
11:03 <imBonza> Crazy SHOWTIME if it was that cool here id have clothes on
11:26 <JeromeG> now i know where to find this loser looooooooooool
16:11 <slinky_J> hiding?
16:14 <slinky_J> weirdo
16:32 <slinky_J> why is it the actual drug addicts call other people drug addicts?
17:11 <JeromeG> looooooooooooooooooooooool you take heaps of drugs
17:26 <JeromeG> still fuckin lying
17:31 <JeromeG> what a dumb kunt
17:53 <JeromeG> for the record
18:03 <JeromeG> do you take illegal drugs slinky_J ?
19:19 <slinky_J> no
19:27 <imBonza> this is the cheapest chat room i know of
19:28 <SpunkyGay> tisk is a faggot
19:32 <slinky_J> I had a shot of honey liqour with a friend earlier
19:40 <slinky_J> :D
19:49 <SpunkyGay> shut up blackwood
19:54 <JeromeG> joshua blackwood
19:54 <SpunkyGay> you fucking psycho nutter
20:04 <JeromeG> fuckin liar you take drugs and u dont have friends
20:09 <SpunkyGay> yeah
20:10 <JeromeG> loooooooooooool what a wanker
20:16 <SpunkyGay> you're a fucking jumpy schzio
20:45 <JeromeG> every1 knows hes fucked in da hed
21:15 <JeromeG> everychan he goes he gets owne
21:22 <JeromeG> wheres that faggot jerome?
21:29 <slinky_J> Joshua Blackwood
21:34 <slinky_J> you know my name.
21:46 <slinky_J> like it's some kind of insult to say it
21:58 <JeromeG> id be insulted
22:01 <JeromeG> fuck off
22:16 <slinky_J> why are you so worried about what people think of you JeromeG?
22:54 <JeromeG> i dont answer your questions you queer
23:10 <JeromeG> how many cocks have u sucked this year?
23:24 <JeromeG> slinky_J: doesnt take drugs, doesnt smoke cock
23:28 <SpunkyGay> he sucked a lot of cock when he was in hospital
23:43 <slinky_J> only somebody as insecure as you would go on and on as you do on irc
23:54 <JeromeG> loooooooooooool
24:00 <JeromeG> coz you dont do that slinkyfag
24:02 <SpunkyGay> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHa
24:02 <slinky_J> it's not especially amusing
24:05 <SpunkyGay> coming from you slinky_J
24:07 <SpunkyGay> THATS FUCKING RICH
24:09 <Mx_Trump> pollocks back!
24:10 <slinky_J> why
24:14 <JeromeG> what a waste of spece
24:14 <slinky_J> you don't know me do you?
24:21 <slinky_J> ahem
24:24 <SpunkyGay> rofl i seen you rant and ramble on joshy
24:26 <slinky_J> you don't know me do you.
24:29 <SpunkyGay> like a complete nutcase
24:34 <slinky_J> so what if i choose to ramble on
24:40 <slinky_J> i choose
24:44 <slinky_J> you just are
24:49 <SpunkyGay> exactly fuckhead
24:52 <SpunkyGay> so don't whine about it
24:52 <slinky_J> that's the difference.
24:54 <SpunkyGay> you whingy cunt
25:03 <SpunkyGay> we choose too
25:04 <slinky_J> okay, I'm not going to lecture an idiot.
25:05 <SpunkyGay> you dumbfuck
25:15 <SpunkyGay> or do you think only you have a choice in your fucked up head
25:18 <JeromeG> fucking waste
25:29 <SpunkyGay> you think you're the only one who has free will huh joshy?
25:35 <SpunkyGay> because you fucked yourself like a junkie
25:40 <SpunkyGay> now you're in tiskland
25:44 <slinky_J> what's it got to do with free will
25:57 <slinky_J> it's more how you're idiot brain is wired
26:00 <SpunkyGay> just another fucked up junkie, can't ever be halped
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26:03 <slinky_J> as compared to my superior brain :P
26:17 <SpunkyGay> lol you're superior to shit maybe
26:25 <SpunkyGay> nothing else though joshy
26:37 <SpunkyGay> if you got run down, not many people would be upset
26:45 <SpunkyGay> police would even thank the driver
26:54 <slinky_J> what's that got to do with the price of eggs dude
27:12 <SpunkyGay> do you even fucking know what that means
27:16 <SpunkyGay> you dumb pile of shit
27:21 <SpunkyGay> you're a fucking retard
27:40 <SpunkyGay> one day y ou're gonna go on a psycho trip, run at a cop with a knife and you'll be shot dead
27:47 <SpunkyGay> and the world will be for the better, mark my words son
28:45 <slinky_J> know what?
29:03 <imBonza> i hate smoking with sunnies on
29:10 <slinky_J> why
29:22 <slinky_J> I rarely wear sun glasses O_o
29:37 <slinky_J> I have these ace white ones with diff coloured flower outlines on the brim
29:40 <slinky_J> so funnky
29:44 <slinky_J> they're chick glasses btw.
30:06 <imBonza> sunnies are good to wear but not while smoking
30:19 <slinky_J> im gonna try it soon
30:20 <slinky_J> lol
32:06 <imBonza> but smoking in the sunshine does make you blind
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38:19 <imBonza> im lucky here i can sit outside away from the traffic and count vehicles driving past like cattle passing on by in the meadows
39:04 <imBonza> iphone is a cunt
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50:58 <SHOWTIME> hate cunts that keep fuknnnn callin
51:01 <SHOWTIME> n callin
51:05 <SHOWTIME> n callin
51:13 <nate> yeah tell ya mum to knock it off:)
51:19 <SHOWTIME> loool
51:23 <SHOWTIME> i will
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11:46 <imBonza> anyone there?
13:11 <slinky_J> lol
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16:12 <slinky_J> i frying veg in mushroom juices ehehe
16:30 <nate> how are the ladies flowin slinky_J!
16:32 <imBonza> yuk
17:00 <imBonza> you tried truffles?
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20:22 <SHOWTIME> what cunt
20:23 <SHOWTIME> what cunt
20:31 <tisk> come cunt
20:35 <tisk> i fucken dare u
20:43 <SHOWTIME> i will dog
20:46 <SHOWTIME> all over ur face
21:07 <tisk> you fucken faggot
21:22 <slinky_J> ive had truffle before
21:51 <imBonza> ive never tried them
22:32 <Abortion> derp http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-05/man-dies-at-stereosonic-from-suspected-drug-overdose/7004784
24:11 <SHOWTIME> who cares
24:15 <slinky_J> well you dont eat an entire truffle
24:16 <slinky_J> :P
24:17 <SHOWTIME> i'll kill u all
24:25 <slinky_J> very expensive waste of yuck mouth
24:25 <imBonza> that must of been aweful, the type of drug that kills is actually very painfull
24:33 <SHOWTIME> entire irc channel dies
24:50 <SHOWTIME> in less than 24hrs
24:52 <Mx_Trump> damn slinky_J is here it wasnt him
24:58 <Mx_Trump> maybe its simba
25:00 <SHOWTIME> one persion survives
25:05 <SHOWTIME> person
25:08 <slinky_J> why do you want me dead?
25:32 <SHOWTIME> becoz
25:35 <Mx_Trump> he probably pigged down 10 pills at once
25:56 <SHOWTIME> who cares
26:11 <Mx_Trump> i dont give a fuck
26:20 <Mx_Trump> some adelaide bogan
26:22 <SHOWTIME> yes u do
26:25 <SHOWTIME> ur so sad
26:35 <SHOWTIME> go have a cry
26:39 <SHOWTIME> u bitch
26:42 <SHOWTIME> u dog
26:45 <SHOWTIME> u fucking dog
26:52 <SHOWTIME> hahaha
26:56 <SHOWTIME> i kill u
26:59 <SHOWTIME> stab u
27:03 <SHOWTIME> hehe
27:05 <SHOWTIME> ~~~
27:10 <SHOWTIME> keke lah lah~
27:45 <SHOWTIME> \~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/ ---- rice bowl
27:51 <SHOWTIME> for u dinner
27:53 <Abortion> thats a lot of rice
27:55 <SHOWTIME> u eat rice
28:04 <SHOWTIME> eat the rice lah~
28:14 <imBonza> yeah he would of been in much pain and suffering too much he died
28:23 <SHOWTIME> im glad he died
28:42 <SHOWTIME> i wish more would die
28:47 <imBonza> he did not die enjoying it
29:18 <SHOWTIME> good
29:22 <SHOWTIME> hope he suffered
29:25 <SHOWTIME> in pain
29:31 <SHOWTIME> pity he died so fast
29:38 <imBonza> the type of drug what causes death is agonising
29:48 <SHOWTIME> wish it was slow painful death
29:59 <slinky_J> I suppose that's okay. I don't see too much point in your existence either, Mx_Trump.
30:01 <Abortion> Ecstasy apparently makes you drink much more water than you can handle
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30:15 <imBonza> he was probably foaming from the mouth
31:24 <Mx_Trump> most people dont drink enough water
32:11 <imBonza> yeah if he died from the drugs that kill he would of been foaming from the mouth
32:36 <imBonza> seizures and stuff
33:07 <Abortion> http://imgur.com/gallery/tdbRc
33:18 <SHOWTIME> if it was an mdma pill he woulda been fine
33:41 <SHOWTIME> it was prob mixed with pma, ketamine, mda
33:55 <imBonza> like he would of been on the ground rolling in the dirt fitting and foaming from the mouth
34:09 <SHOWTIME> fact is pills are shit
34:26 <SHOWTIME> mdma crystals imported from europe are dabomb
34:30 <SHOWTIME> otherwise fuck that shit
34:32 <imBonza> would of been bloody aweful way to go
34:32 <SHOWTIME> brb eating
34:38 <steven_> lol
36:27 <imBonza> if it wasnt drugs it might of been heat stroke
38:09 <imBonza> if he like just fainted collapsed and didnt awake yeah heat stroke
39:40 <tisk> drugs are for morons SHOWTIME
39:45 <imBonza> that could have been caused by something as mere as a cigarette
40:32 <imBonza> by merely a ciggy in that heat if he wssnt used to smoking
41:18 <steven_> Drugs are bad.. mmmK
41:48 <sharni> Mmmmk
42:23 <imBonza> see we down south are hotties if we was here all winter
43:06 <thestig> https://youtu.be/3o3m5U3AQxo
43:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lets Take Drugs - George Morel (Cedric Gervais Remix) (May 14, 2008) Length: 9:28 - Category: Music - 119,437 views - 387 likes (97.5%), 10 dislikes (2.5%)
43:32 <thestig> fuck nearly 6
43:35 <thestig> home time
43:39 <tisk> lols
43:44 <imBonza> it takes all summer getting used to the heat then it gets cold again
44:44 <imBonza> these 40 days when mid winter can be max of like 10
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49:00 <SHOWTIME> ur right tisk
49:03 <SHOWTIME> i dont use drugs
49:18 <revelator> ur right tisk
50:30 <SHOWTIME> ok pollock
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51:04 Mode: (by bios) -b sfx*!*@*
51:09 <SHOWTIME> thought u dont like tisk
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51:12 Mode: (by bios) +b sfx*!*@*
51:12 <SHOWTIME> faggot
51:13 Kick: sfx was kicked by bios (Banned: requested)
00:03 <SHOWTIME> poor guy
07:56 <SHOWTIME> feel sorry for his mother
14:10 <slinky_J> Kinnieeeee
14:18 <slinky_J> like the only aus comedy show i can watch
14:22 <slinky_J> for five minutes
14:24 <thestig> dave and dave
14:25 <slinky_J> ha ha ha
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15:02 <slinky_J> i ate too much today
15:24 <slinky_J> no way i could burn all the energy off, bet i be shakin me feet later
18:33 <nate> shag a hot chick ;l
18:43 <nate> get 2 da pub
19:02 <SHOWTIME> no money
19:09 <SHOWTIME> im broke til mon night
19:19 <nate> 2 much cocaine?
19:23 <thestig> did steven take your cash again?
19:57 <SHOWTIME> nah im a ice addict and a gambling addict
20:08 <thestig> isnt most of irc?
20:22 <SHOWTIME> no idea
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21:51 <imBonza> some old b&w on telle, right now im only getting one channel
22:03 <slinky_J> the pub
22:06 <slinky_J> too hot for pub
22:16 <slinky_J> this mountain men show is good
22:19 <slinky_J> lucky cunts
22:43 <imBonza> yeah beer makes you hot when it burns off
25:16 <SHOWTIME> have u ever looked down at ur shit in amazement
25:20 <SHOWTIME> and thought fuck
25:24 <SHOWTIME> all that came from me
25:34 <SHOWTIME> like huge peices of shit
25:39 <SHOWTIME> stacked one after the after
25:40 <nate> are u preggers;p
26:47 <SHOWTIME> smells amazing
26:51 <SHOWTIME> bask in the ambience
28:46 <imBonza> im hinkering to boot up mfc
29:27 <imBonza> plenty of nice sheilas on mfc
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34:18 <imBonza> anyone up?
35:27 <SpunkyGay> tisk is
35:30 <SpunkyGay> wanking over gay porn
35:41 <Abortion> by up, do you mean, it?
36:30 <imBonza> by up i meant inside the phone
37:16 <slinky_J> dont u always look at ur shit after u shit
37:20 <slinky_J> to see how much u really did?
37:45 <slinky_J> by up, do you mean, bum?
38:40 <imBonza> i can hear the stereosonic from here it sounds louder than acdc but its like 2km closer
40:17 <slinky_J> out here you can hear people having sex
40:27 <slinky_J> coz ur standing outside their bedroom window
41:27 <imBonza> yeah its been fkn ages since ive seen people having sex in public
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43:31 <steven_> lol @ pollock using austnet users info for bots
44:22 <imBonza> i cant even think of the last time i seen a couple or more sexing in public
44:28 <SHOWTIME> how many in here now
44:56 <steven_> dunno
47:22 <slinky_J> what the
47:26 <slinky_J> using what kinda info
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50:18 <Abortion> I feel like some chololate mousse
50:38 <imBonza> after not voting for the sex party at the last state election i walked past a cafe and seen a guy getting a lapdance and thats about as good as its been recently
50:58 <slinky_J> yum
51:01 <slinky_J> and ice cream
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51:12 <slinky_J> and some voloptuous chick to put cream on
51:16 <slinky_J> and butt fuck
51:18 <slinky_J> k too far.
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51:22 <thestig> oops
51:35 <imBonza> now the sex party been banned from the polls
55:13 <Abortion> http://www.thewholecar.com/1930-bentley-blue-train-recreation
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55:33 <cornchip> FUCK
55:37 <cornchip> look at the user list
55:38 <Abortion> us french
55:42 <cornchip> TAKING OVER!
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56:03 <Abortion> we are greatly displeased at this attempt to tarnish our names
56:26 <cornchip> fuck me this place is pumping
56:33 <Abortion> I want to design an outrageous car now
56:40 <cornchip> design a dildo
56:44 <cornchip> for mrs ratwood
56:57 <cornchip> its a piece of cheese thats been chizelled down
56:59 <Abortion> I was looking at this http://www.thewholecar.com/1930-bentley-blue-train-recreation
57:30 <thestig> oh wow
57:38 <thestig> it is amazing
57:39 <cornchip> fuck thats nice
57:39 <revelator> it is amazing
57:46 <thestig> mimick
59:13 <cornchip> where is pollock?
59:16 <cornchip> banned again?
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00:35 * cornchip slaps SoupNazi around a bit with a large trout
01:48 * steven_ slaps cornchip around a bit with a large trout
02:31 <imBonza> you suggested sausage?
05:13 <sharni> Lol
05:46 <imBonza> yeah whats his name did his sausage gherkin and cheese on saturday nights
06:00 <steven_> tisk
06:03 <steven_> we need a new vid
06:50 <slinky_J> American Hoggers
06:51 <slinky_J> LOL!
06:59 <slinky_J> oi lol at tv show titles with me fun as
07:10 <slinky_J> i would hog his wife and his daughter id hog all their holes
08:15 <slinky_J> did a guy really kill himself after seeing Avatar in the cinemas?
08:37 <slinky_J> get a dirty slut in here
08:41 <steven_> haha soda
08:43 <slinky_J> not fat like sezz
08:50 <slinky_J> a skinny one
08:53 <slinky_J> butt ugly too
08:57 <slinky_J> like pug fugly but thin
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10:10 <steven_> tru
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11:00 <slinky_J> who the fuck goes to sterosonic in such heat
11:22 <slinky_J> shutzenfest needs to be held at a different time
11:31 <steven_> lool'
11:32 <slinky_J> always too hot for me and too many dick heads just gettin pissed
12:07 <Abortion> Oportos makes a good chocolate mousse, coles has only shit mousse
12:30 <Abortion> woolies has some alright stuff though
14:13 Mode: (by steven_) +hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cherri_pie cornchip damian Exo Martin Mx_Trump nate sharni SHOWTIME Simwolf slinky_J SoupNazi SpunkyGay thestig tisk xm
14:21 Mode: (by steven_) +vvv egyptilla Izuru revelator
14:26 Mode: (by steven_) +vv sagax sfx
14:43 <cornchip> fuck steresonic
14:46 <cornchip> some cunt died there again
14:47 <cornchip> LOL
14:52 <steven_> haha
15:18 <cornchip> its all dumb cunts
15:29 <Abortion> yeah
15:29 <Abortion> one in syd and one in adel
15:40 <cornchip> could be bullshit
15:41 <cornchip> fake
16:24 * Abortion shrugs
16:33 <cornchip> seems weird
16:39 <cornchip> all ppl dying all of a sudden
16:41 <cornchip> doesnt make sense
16:52 <cornchip> although i have seen ppl die at raves before
16:58 <cornchip> but that was covered up
18:22 <cornchip> oi slinky_J
18:26 <cornchip> how hot is it in adelaide now?
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20:47 <thestig> lollllllll
21:24 <slinky_J> dumb cunts always go there and die
21:31 <slinky_J> every chick looks the same
21:36 <cornchip> yeh its fucked
21:37 <cornchip> lol
21:38 <slinky_J> lol
21:43 <cornchip> i was on the train with them last weekend
21:44 <cornchip> in sydney
21:45 <Abortion> This boat, which usually stays in the water at the yacht club, was on the hard stand today https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B2jHgkGt14XJUzhsemJ2b2tVRVU/view?usp=sharing
21:47 <slinky_J> imagine picking up n rootin some chick there in the heat
21:50 <cornchip> was going out my old area to have a beer
21:52 <slinky_J> stinky sweaty vaginas
21:56 <cornchip> they were all there
21:58 <Abortion> Anyone else like the art? :P
21:59 <cornchip> all fucked
22:01 <cornchip> all mental patients
22:10 <cornchip> Abortion
22:11 <thestig> plivent likes artistic curtains
22:12 <cornchip> nice
22:12 <slinky_J> what art
22:21 <cornchip> yes i do
22:25 <Abortion> lol its just boobs
22:26 <slinky_J> oh nice
22:28 <cornchip> also studied art at SCA
22:30 <slinky_J> i want to feel the boobs
22:33 <cornchip> second best art uni in australia
22:48 <cornchip> so i know what is and what isnt good thestig
22:50 <cornchip> but thankyou for that
23:01 <cornchip> ill remember the girls i took to that bedroom and rooted
23:07 <cornchip> whilst u remember the redtube links u wanked over
23:24 <thestig> <%cornchip> so i know what is and what isnt good thestig ( lOLLLLLLL )
24:09 <thestig> are you saying you are cultured/.
24:10 <thestig> ?
25:34 <cornchip> very
25:42 <thestig> loll
25:44 <revelator> loll
25:45 <cornchip> i know you arn't
25:56 <thestig> you know fuck all haha
26:01 <cornchip> i know that
26:06 <cornchip> thats 1 thing i do know
26:10 <thestig> just a yappy little dog
26:15 <cornchip> ur a bogan from perth
26:20 <cornchip> thats all u are
26:22 <cornchip> old bogan cunt
26:27 <cornchip> only life is irc for u
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27:50 <slinky_J> fuuuuck
28:00 <slinky_J> 3rd time i die tryina own this mode on hard
28:04 <slinky_J> cant diiieee
29:00 <cornchip> what game?
29:26 <thestig> plivent the pedo
29:33 <thestig> all u do is paste children pics
29:41 <thestig> old bogan cunt? hahaha
29:44 <thestig> pedo
29:54 <thestig> nothing but a low life
30:17 <thestig> oh is that why you asked if i had kids? you want more child pics?
30:25 <cornchip> child pics?
30:33 <cornchip> i asked you if u had kids just asking u
30:37 <cornchip> simple question
30:42 <cornchip> because i know u dont have a gf
30:44 <cornchip> or a wife
30:51 <cornchip> so was just seeing if maybe u were divorced
30:53 <cornchip> with kids
30:59 <cornchip> all i do is paste childrens pics?
31:10 <cornchip> i posted 1 pic of shadowlurker and his dumb kid
31:12 <cornchip> on the motorbike
31:13 <SHOWTIME> why
31:16 <cornchip> whom was given to me by slinky_J
31:17 <SHOWTIME> are u a pedo
31:22 <SHOWTIME> do u like childrens pics
31:25 <SHOWTIME> why do u
31:39 <SHOWTIME> ur a sicko
31:50 Mode: (by SHOWTIME) +b *!*@ce0dc047.iinet.net.au
31:57 Kick: sfx was kicked by SHOWTIME (fuck off)
32:03 <cornchip> yeh good fuck that cunt off
32:06 Mode: (by SHOWTIME) +v thestig
32:30 <Abortion> you want to talk about pedo, you should ask circle what age he things girls should get married. He'll tell you its not pedo if its under 12 or whatever
32:44 <cornchip> circle is a tapped cunt
32:44 <steven_> haha
33:32 <Abortion> He is technically correct (by the psych definition), but what do you think?
33:34 <cornchip> thestig you are usually ok but you have these little snaps like ratwood and pollock have
34:02 <cornchip> most of the time u are fine, but ur a suss cunt u would rat on ur own mates if u had to, thats why u aint got any
34:09 <cornchip> irc losers are ur friends
34:10 <thestig> haha pedo
34:15 <thestig> come up with anything new?
34:20 <cornchip> what else is there
34:22 <cornchip> not much
34:23 <thestig> you said that 100 times already
34:25 <cornchip> same goes for jen
34:29 <cornchip> when she tried that the other night
34:29 <thestig> you are just like pollock loll
34:30 <cornchip> and no
34:35 <cornchip> there is nothing else to say about jen
34:37 <cornchip> other than a slut
34:40 <cornchip> and despo
34:43 <thestig> no one cares what you have to say
34:46 <cornchip> as for u its loser
34:47 <cornchip> snake
34:49 <cornchip> bogan
34:49 <thestig> thats why you do all the typing :D
34:54 <cornchip> and retard
35:18 <cornchip> u were flipping out about loopy, you almost crying over that cunt when he threatened you
35:22 <cornchip> why would u be scared over that cunt
35:29 <cornchip> he looks like darren
36:07 <cornchip> u go on about how i apparently stalked vaness and kitty, really you are just talking about yourself, how they dont like you lol
36:13 <cornchip> i actually messaged kitty the other day when u said that
36:22 <cornchip> she said to say hi lol
36:31 <thestig> more lies lolll
36:40 <thestig> she doesnt even talk to u
36:41 <thestig> haha
36:42 <cornchip> ok man think what u want
36:45 <cornchip> i dont speak to her
36:49 <cornchip> but i can
36:51 <cornchip> and i did
36:51 <thestig> lolllll
36:55 <cornchip> we dont hate eachother lol
36:59 <thestig> plivent meltdown!
37:02 <cornchip> we just stopped keeping in contact
37:05 <thestig> look at him go
37:06 <cornchip> im not melting down
37:15 <cornchip> ur just getting owned for ur bullshit again
37:19 <thestig> you call her a fat slut now you talk to her all the time
37:23 <thestig> hahaha
37:27 <cornchip> i dont tlak to her all the time
37:30 <cornchip> read what i said dickhead
37:33 <cornchip> and she is a fat slut
37:43 <thestig> i dont really care lol you are the one obsessed
37:50 <cornchip> no mate u are
37:51 <thestig> im cooking lamb
37:55 <cornchip> with ur bullshit
38:01 <cornchip> im not obsessed about anyone here
38:04 <cornchip> just mrs poh
38:08 <thestig> lol u paste childrens pictures because you are low
38:09 <thestig> haha
38:30 <thestig> then cry when your details got leaked
38:36 <slinky_J> fucking faggot shock trooper
39:00 <SHOWTIME> lol i look like darren! if only i was so blessed with such good looks
39:08 <thestig> haha
39:20 <cornchip> what childrens pics?
39:24 <cornchip> i posted that 1 pic
39:28 <cornchip> which slinky gave me
39:33 <cornchip> big deal
39:36 <cornchip> it was a year ago
39:39 <cornchip> get over it man
39:48 <cornchip> if someone gives me it again ill post it again for her
39:53 <slinky_J> wot
39:54 <cornchip> i did it because it would make her rage and it did
39:58 <slinky_J> i dont have anyones kids pics
40:00 <cornchip> the shadowlurker on bike
40:04 <cornchip> that one
40:06 <cornchip> he recons its pedo
40:12 <cornchip> he's just lost it as usual
40:13 <slinky_J> posted his FB
40:17 <slinky_J> he is fat
40:17 <cornchip> tries to make things out worse than they are
40:20 <slinky_J> he eats moons
40:21 <cornchip> slinky_J u know the pic u had
40:24 <slinky_J> sezz eats planets
40:24 <cornchip> of him on the bike
40:27 <cornchip> at the beach
40:29 <slinky_J> i dont recall
40:31 <cornchip> where he is fatter than the bike
40:35 <slinky_J> shrug
40:36 <cornchip> ohwell its that one
40:39 <cornchip> if u can remember
40:40 <slinky_J> hehehehehehe
40:45 <slinky_J> nah but i can picture it
40:53 <cornchip> thestig i dont give a shit about my details
40:54 <slinky_J> him takin up the entire beach
40:57 <cornchip> big deal u cunts know my name
40:58 <slinky_J> eating a bike sandwich
40:58 <cornchip> so what
41:14 <slinky_J> i dont
41:17 <cornchip> none of u would do anything, especially you thestig
41:22 <cornchip> yeh u do cunt it was u posting it
41:22 <cornchip> lol
41:27 <cornchip> pollock got u to post it
41:29 <slinky_J> srs i forget heaps of irc shit
41:33 <slinky_J> he used me
41:38 <slinky_J> dirty rotten
41:38 <cornchip> who cares about him
41:44 <cornchip> just ignore him man
41:58 <slinky_J> I am going to mega poop soon
42:02 <cornchip> he's a loser like thestig
42:04 <slinky_J> nice to take a poop when the heat dies down
42:19 <slinky_J> somebody come put a new light bulb in for out front
42:20 <slinky_J> i cbf
42:25 <cornchip> how hot is it?
42:29 <slinky_J> n bring your own damn chair to stand on
42:34 <slinky_J> lol it was almost 40 today
43:10 <cornchip> indeed
43:18 <slinky_J> YAY PISStorias goin back to prison
43:25 <slinky_J> crippled fuck murdering such a nice woman
43:31 <slinky_J> that happened to be fucken sexy as fuck
43:38 <slinky_J> go murder a peasant PISStorious
43:43 <slinky_J> WOTTA CUNT
43:53 <slinky_J> you wouldnt eat a pretty animal would ya?
44:01 <cornchip> maybe
44:03 <cornchip> i like birds
44:10 <slinky_J> yeah eata ugly one like a turkey
44:12 <slinky_J> or chicken
44:15 <cornchip> i like ducks
44:17 <slinky_J> disgusting creatures
44:18 <cornchip> they are pretty
44:21 <slinky_J> oh true i eat duck
44:26 <cornchip> ducks my fav meat
44:27 <slinky_J> have had duck feet
44:31 <cornchip> other than seafood
44:34 <slinky_J> yeah its my fav poultry
44:43 <slinky_J> oh
44:43 <cornchip> how good is
44:45 <cornchip> it
44:46 <slinky_J> i like quail
44:49 <cornchip> red duck curry man
44:52 <cornchip> or jungle curry
44:53 <slinky_J> yeah yu,
44:55 <slinky_J> lols
44:56 <cornchip> its good
44:58 <slinky_J> yum
45:10 <slinky_J> k duck is one pretty animal i eat
45:27 <cornchip> what about pheasant
45:27 <slinky_J> I want to eat a white swan while murdering a supermodel
45:29 <slinky_J> fuck yeah
45:45 <slinky_J> with a nigger dwarf serving me the finest tap water
46:17 <cornchip> lol
46:22 <cornchip> swan is beautiful
46:25 <cornchip> but i would still eat
46:36 <cornchip> would u eat a human?
46:48 <slinky_J> um
46:51 <slinky_J> in dire conditions
47:02 <slinky_J> trapped in the mountains or something
47:11 <slinky_J> prob be the first to kill somebody to eat
47:13 <slinky_J> knowing me
47:29 <slinky_J> the other cunts can scrounge for grubs
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47:54 <slinky_J> I'll eat the tour guide just to show the other cunts not to fuck with me or ill eatem
48:20 <slinky_J> and good luck eating me i will stuff so many poisonous spiders up my arsehole
48:47 <slinky_J> catch me behind a bush just squatting, shoving a snake up there
48:54 <slinky_J> what we talkin bout?
48:55 <slinky_J> ;)
50:30 <cornchip> yeh
50:31 <cornchip> lol
50:33 <cornchip> oi
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50:52 <cornchip> make sure u see The Revenant
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56:36 Kick: tisk was kicked by SpunkyGay (you are gay)
57:55 <thestig> lol
58:34 <cornchip> lol
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05:14 <tisk> lols
05:15 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlQ2JAmC__I#t=45
05:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: REGULATE TECHNO 2015 (Aug 7, 2015) Length: 0 - Category: Music - 28 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:06 <cornchip> tisk
06:14 <cornchip> when u gunna buy fl studio?
06:22 <SpunkyGay> he can't, he's broke
06:25 <SpunkyGay> spent it all on weed
06:31 <SpunkyGay> "lol i fried"
06:53 <sharni> Lol
07:47 <cornchip> lol
07:49 <cornchip> i chris i fried
07:51 <cornchip> i fried i chris
07:57 <SpunkyGay> want coffee
07:59 <SpunkyGay> cooking dinner
08:00 <SpunkyGay> got dim sims
08:44 <cornchip> lol wtf?
08:46 <cornchip> dim sims?
08:48 <cornchip> man
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10:39 <cornflake> ah man
10:50 <cornflake> been hangin out with the onions
11:13 <cornchip> lol
11:15 <cornchip> sup cornchip
11:17 <cornchip> cornflake
11:24 <cornflake> not much
11:36 <cornflake> mate had a quarter ounce of ice
11:41 <cornchip> really
11:51 <cornflake> gave 3 points for 20 bucks
11:56 <cornchip> bullshit
12:02 <cornchip> 3 points for 20 bucks
12:02 <cornchip> asif man
12:07 <cornflake> he did
12:11 <cornchip> full of shit man
12:18 <cornflake> oh and for a sheet of seroquel
12:20 <cornflake> I lied
12:29 <cornchip> my gf cant even get it that cheap
12:32 <cornchip> 20 for 3 points wtf man
12:46 <cornflake> its not a everyday thing
12:58 <cornflake> its the dude i whaled in his own house
13:07 <cornchip> bullshit
13:14 <cornchip> no cunt would give u 3 points for 20 bucks
13:19 <cornflake> cunt said ill hook ya up brass i got the cooter
13:20 <cornchip> he may aswell give u it for free
13:25 <cornchip> show me
13:26 <cornchip> take a pic
13:30 <cornflake> lol
13:35 <cornflake> i smoked it all there man
13:49 <SpunkyGay> tisk hi
13:49 <cornflake> i been out for 5 or 6 hours
14:03 <cornflake> the first point lasted me an hour in the pipe
14:11 <cornflake> :>
14:39 <cornflake> walked past a house party and they had billie jean on and i sung billie jean fucked my mother
14:46 <cornflake> everyone cheered
14:51 <cornflake> hahahaha
15:31 <cornflake> me mates on the run from the cops he on 32 charges
15:44 <cornflake> lololol
16:13 <cornflake> me n couple of de boyz did some freestyles
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17:09 <cornflake> youve never seen a quarter ounce of ice pliv you parasite
17:40 <cornchip> ive seen bigger
17:42 <cornchip> i use to sell ounces
17:43 <cornchip> LOL
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17:54 <cornchip> 10 years ago
18:00 <cornchip> when ice was actually good
18:06 <cornchip> its shit
18:11 <cornchip> take a pic
18:13 <cornchip> show me
18:14 <cornchip> or shut up
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18:39 <Lwaxana> how great are you!!!!!!! you take drugs'
18:42 <cornchip> i could get ounce right now if i wanted make 1 call my gf come bring it in her pussy
18:42 <cornflake> maybe a bumjack would rather suit you
18:44 <Lwaxana> so cool
18:51 <cornchip> Lwaxana drugs are cool
18:54 <Lwaxana> gee we should all be like you
19:00 <cornchip> lots of ppl take drugs Lwaxana
19:07 <cornchip> people more successful than you ever would be
19:20 <cornchip> dont define someone by the fact they take drugs
19:23 <Lwaxana> only those we dont need in the gene pool
19:32 <cornchip> if u say so
19:40 <cornchip> Lwaxana u are from sydney what school did you go to?
20:06 <cornflake> where is sharni hiding tonight
20:11 <Lwaxana> am sure I saw definition that said drugtaker = fuckwit
20:35 <cornflake> Titsana
20:44 <Lwaxana> school ??? relevance ???
20:49 <cornchip> very big relevance
21:00 <Lwaxana> to what
21:04 <cornchip> to who you are
21:07 <cornchip> what you know
21:09 <cornflake> i was born grow and grew down
21:11 <cornchip> rubbish you sa y
21:14 <sharni> No idea
21:15 <cornflake> gr0wn*
21:18 <cornchip> you said last time you were from cronulla
21:22 <cornchip> so what school did you attend?
21:25 <Lwaxana> never
21:29 <cornchip> im going to cronulla 2morrow
21:33 <sharni> Go sharkies !!
21:36 <cornchip> my cousins engagement party
21:37 <Lwaxana> I am from betazed
21:37 <cornchip> actually gymea
21:42 <cornchip> but where are u from?
21:46 <cornflake> school was a trainwreck for me
21:46 <cornchip> cronulla u said
22:23 <Lwaxana> you know Alpha Quadrant
22:25 <cornflake> i got expelled for doin all sort of jackie chan shit with the knives in cookery class
22:28 <sharni> You guys from nsw
22:32 <slinky_J> thx for asking
22:36 <cornchip> im from sydney sharni
22:37 <slinky_J> yeah my poo was fantastic
22:44 <slinky_J> began with beating off then pooed
22:48 <cornchip> slinky_J
22:51 <Lwaxana> slinky_J we care not
22:51 <slinky_J> ty i like to thank the academy
22:55 <sharni> Same
22:58 <cornchip> Lwaxana if you dont like it leave
23:02 <cornchip> none of us want u here
23:09 <cornflake> not to mention the toilet we blew up
23:10 <slinky_J> if u cant handle me being gross ill just shut up
23:11 <cornchip> so go back to ur other chans and tell them what and what they cannot do
23:14 <sharni> I'm in the penrith area
23:20 <cornchip> sharni nice
23:24 <sharni> Ya
23:24 <cornchip> penrith where?
23:30 <Lwaxana> cornchip ewwwwwwwwwww
23:32 <sharni> St Mary's
23:34 <cornchip> i use to go out way deep
23:37 <cornchip> werrington
23:39 <Lwaxana> you are sooooo tough
23:42 <sharni> Oh yep
23:44 <cornchip> st marys nice
23:51 <sharni> Well north st Mary's
23:52 <cornchip> use to buy speed there
23:58 <slinky_J> haha community tv gaming show
23:58 <sharni> No the junkie side haha
24:18 <cornflake> sharni will you pay for me to get my year 10 cert at tafe?¿
24:24 <Lwaxana> and since I only came here to rem0ve the bot ..and dislike F*wits
24:31 <sharni> No
24:36 <SHOWTIME> what bot
24:43 <SHOWTIME> pollocks
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24:52 <steven_> loool
24:55 <SHOWTIME> lol
24:57 <sharni> Look
25:00 <sharni> Lool*
25:03 <SHOWTIME> wot i miss
25:13 <cornflake> m8 got 5 years jail
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25:45 <cornflake> i cant visit him cuz they drug swab ya bruv if ur positive they send u on ur way
26:03 <cornchip> fucking retard she is
26:17 <SHOWTIME> like u
26:21 <cornchip> lol
26:24 <sharni> Lol
26:25 <SHOWTIME> junki fuk
26:32 <SHOWTIME> retrard cunt
26:32 <cornchip> u take drugs u dickhead
26:36 <cornchip> cant even spell
26:38 <cornchip> u fat fuck
26:41 <SHOWTIME> lol
26:45 <SHOWTIME> i kno
26:45 <cornflake> i dont take drugs
26:52 <SHOWTIME> i dont
26:56 <cornflake> i use drugs
27:00 <cornflake> :)))
27:01 <SpunkyGay> what was lwaxana doing here
27:05 <slinky_J> need a gaming channel
27:05 <sharni> Lol
27:06 <cornchip> spying
27:11 <cornchip> finding someone to talk to
27:13 <SHOWTIME> i abuse drugs
27:16 <cornchip> because nobody likes her
27:17 <SHOWTIME> :))
27:21 <cornchip> SHOWTIME
27:21 <SHOWTIME> get it rite
27:25 <cornchip> stop having a go at me then u cunt
27:28 <cornchip> u do more drugs than i do
27:40 Kick: tisk was kicked by SpunkyGay (go cry to your mummy)
27:43 <cornchip> ive just been doing them longer than u
27:44 <cornflake> tisk is quiet
27:46 <SpunkyGay> lwax is tisks mother
27:49 <SpunkyGay> he crys to her
27:53 <SHOWTIME> what
28:00 <SHOWTIME> 18 years ?
28:01 <slinky_J> i should create chan
28:07 <slinky_J> #GameordieGeorge
28:08 <slinky_J> lels
28:10 <slinky_J> cute
28:10 <SHOWTIME> wow ur fukd
28:17 <SpunkyGay> slinky you made a channel once
28:18 <sharni> Gay
28:19 <SpunkyGay> no one joined ROFL
28:23 <slinky_J> ?
28:23 <sharni> Lol
28:26 <slinky_J> i had a pumpin chan
28:28 <cornflake> i last with all chicks i meet 5 fucken minutes
28:32 <slinky_J> called ijustwantsomeskank
28:36 <slinky_J> yrs ago
28:44 <slinky_J> n i got it again!
28:47 <slinky_J> JUST ME IN THERE HAHAHAHAHA
28:55 <slinky_J> aaaaaaaahahahaha sah cute
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29:18 <sharni> Haha
29:23 <cornflake> ah lolz this african bird rocked up lookin for shit i remember you ... gives me a hug
29:27 <slinky_J> HomoGamerz
29:37 <cornflake> picked her up and her 2 mates a centrelink oneday
29:49 <cornflake> at
29:50 <slinky_J> get robbed?
29:57 <cornflake> nup
30:01 <slinky_J> did you catch jungle fever from her fanny
30:22 <slinky_J> i ordered this chess set online
30:33 <cornflake> kool
30:38 <slinky_J> n my gf answer the door big african n she got jungle fever n run away
30:43 <slinky_J> did i get my chess set
30:46 <slinky_J> i dont think so
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32:09 <cornchip> fuck off Meggy
33:26 <slinky_J> Do you like arthritis? Do you like old guys cum rubbed in to your eye lids?
33:29 <cornflake> 5 years for 2 armed robberys
33:37 <cornchip> cornflake
33:39 <cornchip> stop it
33:41 <cornflake> seems a bit harsh dont it
33:45 <cornchip> no
33:49 <cornchip> my mate got that long
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33:59 <cornchip> for robbing credit union
34:05 <cornchip> out in st marys
34:10 <cornchip> where sharni is from
34:18 <cornflake> well he did have 3 guns on him when he did them, but thats beside the point.
34:41 <slinky_J> fucken
34:43 <slinky_J> how dumb
34:44 <SHOWTIME> desperate junkies
34:47 <slinky_J> nobody robs banks man
34:52 <slinky_J> every one knows that
34:53 <cornflake> hes the nicest guy
34:53 <sharni> Lol
34:55 <SHOWTIME> junki dogs
34:56 <cornchip> yeh this cunt did
35:01 <slinky_J> yeah
35:01 <cornchip> mental and foolish
35:04 <slinky_J> they're all good guys
35:07 <cornchip> he got raped in jail
35:09 <SHOWTIME> addicted to the chop
35:09 <cornchip> by abbos
35:11 <cornchip> he told me
35:16 <cornchip> because he wouldnt give his ciggies up no more
35:38 <cornflake> his mum and dad just passed away, then his childhood sweetheart for 10 years is pregnant to one of his mates, then he goes to jail for 5 years
35:41 <sharni> Night guys
35:42 <cornflake> thats pretty rough
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36:10 <SHOWTIME> do the crime do the time
36:12 <cornchip> fuck
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36:14 <cornchip> thats fucked up
36:42 <cornchip> feel sorry for him
37:05 <SHOWTIME> feel sorry for his victims
37:06 <cornflake> oh yeah and he took out all his superannuation money he had saved and pissed up the wall on ice weed and hookers
37:12 <SHOWTIME> fuck that cunt
37:21 <cornflake> like 5k
37:26 <cornflake> .
38:49 <cornflake> fukn jamie is off his fucken head
39:03 <cornflake> stabs this cunt 5 times in the face
39:46 <slinky_J> preggers to one of his mates
39:49 <slinky_J> not a mate anymore man
39:55 <cornflake> hahaha
39:57 <slinky_J> should kill his "mate"
40:01 <slinky_J> and stomp her in the gut
40:02 <slinky_J> the slut
40:03 <cornflake> she is preg to jamie
40:12 <slinky_J> throw the baby in the river
40:19 <cornchip> yeh
40:22 <cornchip> should fuck his mate off
40:25 <cornchip> fuck the chick too
40:29 <cornchip> but ur best mate doing that
40:31 <cornchip> thats bullshit
40:36 <cornchip> i had a lot of old mates do that
40:38 <cornchip> fuck them right off
40:41 <slinky_J> yeah
40:42 <cornflake> everyone reckons dont fuck with jamie cuz he will rattle u
40:44 <cornchip> soon as i was single
40:46 <slinky_J> her fault as well
40:48 <cornchip> they all trying to get my gf
40:50 <cornchip> fuck them
40:52 <cornchip> and fuck her
40:53 <slinky_J> and in days gone by
40:58 <slinky_J> you would have been allowed to do that
41:03 <slinky_J> fucking whats your was yours then
41:05 <slinky_J> property
41:08 <cornchip> indeed
41:08 <slinky_J> ;)
41:15 <cornchip> just go for real mates
41:17 <slinky_J> look at this disgusting world
41:25 <cornchip> only ppl i trust are my oldest friends
41:28 <slinky_J> of cheaters and idiots not getting prenuptuals
41:28 <cornflake> id take jamie for a walk on a lead in the park man
41:33 <cornchip> all recent cunts i know are just dogs
41:36 <slinky_J> yeah
41:38 <cornchip> nobody got values no more
41:42 <cornchip> rat on u
41:43 <cornchip> lie to u
41:45 <cornchip> try fuck ur gf
41:49 <cornflake> neway
41:50 <cornchip> the girls all fucked too
42:03 <cornflake> enough of my adventures
42:10 <cornchip> girls think they own the world today
42:14 <cornchip> stay away from feminists
42:16 <SHOWTIME> yep
42:21 <SHOWTIME> ur all fukd
42:23 <cornchip> thank fuck my gf isnt one
42:26 <cornchip> and hates them
42:40 <cornchip> opened a door for chick at uni she went off her head at me
42:41 <cornchip> saying i try to fuck her
42:46 <SHOWTIME> all deserve a bullet
42:47 <cornflake> im gonna go mow the front lawn
42:48 <cornchip> and i think of her lower than me
42:53 <SHOWTIME> between ur eyes
42:54 <cornchip> because i open door
43:00 <cornchip> SHOWTIME shut up
43:15 <SHOWTIME> bang bang
43:15 <cornchip> jen is here
43:26 <SHOWTIME> put u all out ya misery
43:41 <slinky_J> lol open a door
43:44 <slinky_J> and get yelled at
43:58 <slinky_J> well some women just dont like it but plenty of women like a gentleman
44:43 <cornchip> yeh she went skitzoid at me
44:56 <cornchip> lots of feminists at uni
45:00 <cornchip> they have clubs
45:06 <cornchip> they all dirty cunts too
45:08 <SHOWTIME> shoulda stabbed u
45:10 <cornchip> speak like trash
45:12 <cornchip> swear
45:14 <SHOWTIME> with a shiv
45:15 <cornchip> real filthy mouths
45:21 <cornchip> yet go on about being women
45:24 <cornchip> thats not a woman
45:28 <cornchip> thats a gutter rat
45:34 <cornchip> rich cunts too
45:38 <cornflake> this fuck syphoned me m8s mum tank with some garden hose
45:41 <slinky_J> yeah
45:42 <SHOWTIME> made out of a toothbrush
45:43 <slinky_J> lovely
45:47 <slinky_J> they can have their women clubs
45:57 <SHOWTIME> or poked ya with a dirty pick
45:57 <slinky_J> but they hate us having Gentlemen's clubs
46:02 <slinky_J> saying it is sexist
46:05 <SHOWTIME> give ya aids
46:09 <SHOWTIME> again
46:11 <slinky_J> one way street those bitches need to be whipped
46:14 <slinky_J> put back in to place
46:17 <slinky_J> to breed and stfu
46:26 <cornflake> me m8s mum is a hippy she is a funny bitch
47:01 Join: SaintNick ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
47:02 <slinky_J> yeah hippys r aight to fuck
47:06 <slinky_J> cept the hair on legs shit
47:11 <slinky_J> like srs shave ur FUCKING LEGS
47:15 <slinky_J> and wash your filthy hair
47:16 <cornchip> yeh
47:17 <slinky_J> mutt
47:18 <cornchip> they fucked
47:19 <slinky_J> ya mutt
47:28 <cornflake> oh this dude rocked up, and picked up a chair and hit one of the dudes over the head
47:34 <SaintNick> Hi
47:43 <cornflake> then whaled him
47:54 <cornflake> went hospital
47:57 <cornflake> hahahaa
48:12 <cornflake> k im off
48:25 <cornflake> off like a jewish foreskin
48:36 <slinky_J> lol
48:39 <slinky_J> bye
48:51 <cornflake> have a good night
49:07 Part: cornflake ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
49:26 <slinky_J> <3
49:33 Mode: (by SHOWTIME) +b *!*@198.7.DE6AA4.91F975
49:40 <slinky_J> LOL
49:43 <slinky_J> so back to normal
49:44 Kick: SaintNick was kicked by SHOWTIME (pollock)
49:56 <cornchip> yeh fuck him off
50:01 <cornchip> fucking piece of shit
50:04 <slinky_J> yes rank 13 now i get jetpack
50:57 Mode: (by SHOWTIME) -b *!*@198.7.DE6AA4.91F975
51:10 Join: SaintNick ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
51:17 <SaintNick> Why thank you SHOWTIME
51:31 <SHOWTIME> :)
51:36 <SaintNick> is mr pols banned or something?
51:45 <SHOWTIME> yes
51:51 <SaintNick> What has he done this time/
51:52 <SaintNick> ?
52:11 <slinky_J> raped someone
52:11 <SHOWTIME> hes only got 2 bots in here now
52:14 <slinky_J> liek a rapist
52:20 <SHOWTIME> maybe 3
52:32 <SaintNick> haha
53:34 <SaintNick> slinky_J, how is starwars battlefront treating you?
53:34 <slinky_J> lol
53:47 <slinky_J> fuckin awesome just got a jumppack
54:00 <slinky_J> goin for 3 grand so i get this homing shot
54:02 <slinky_J> then back to big maps
54:08 <slinky_J> mad ass game yo i made a vid http://1drv.ms/1IL0yOn
54:21 <SaintNick> I have not played that much yet
54:23 <slinky_J> of villains, darth vader, boba fett n emperor
54:24 <SaintNick> had a lot of fun
54:30 <slinky_J> heheheeeee
55:05 Join: OffTap ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
55:17 <slinky_J> i love playin heroes vs villains
55:22 <slinky_J> rapin pillagin cunts
55:33 <cornchip> slinky_J
55:40 <cornchip> do you know much about assasins creed?
56:35 <slinky_J> yer
56:37 <OffTap> i gotta go sleep :l
56:44 <slinky_J> got 4 statues brah
56:49 <SaintNick> Hi OffTap
57:01 <slinky_J> i just dont get in to the comic shit
57:27 <cornchip> OffTap
57:29 <cornchip> stop the lies
57:46 <OffTap> no lies
57:58 <OffTap> Zzz
58:34 <OffTap> is jenny in here tonight
58:38 Join: counterdefender ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
58:44 <OffTap> or was u tellin porkys
58:56 <slinky_J> love assassin's creed
59:00 <slinky_J> finished new one a week or so ago
59:22 <OffTap> kool
59:26 <slinky_J> waiting for jack ripper dlc n maharajah and the assassins creed chronicles India
59:35 <OffTap> kool
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