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04:42 <Skirmish> lol
04:56 <Skirmish> Same luck with the ladies you have always had Kunny.
08:52 <SmooWorm> ye
10:17 Quit: richard ([email protected]) Quit:
13:53 <slinky_J> aaahhh
13:58 <slinky_J> my good name being ruint!
14:02 * slinky_J slaps SmooWorm
14:22 <slinky_J> burp
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15:28 <screws> hey
15:29 <screws> anyone home
16:07 <SmooWorm> lol
17:36 <SmooWorm> ;/
17:37 <slinky_J> my rat prob thinks her name is iloveyou
17:38 <slinky_J> ahaha
17:50 <SmooWorm> ;/
19:01 <slinky_J> all these idiots going to the wrong cinemas to see force awakens
19:02 <slinky_J> losers
19:21 <stevenn> loooooooooooooool
19:36 <screws> http://imgur.com/KHuGqWm
20:09 <errol> slinky_J
20:10 <errol> are u going?
21:48 <stevenn> hahah
21:51 <stevenn> did that even work
22:19 <stevenn> :51 PM
22:19 <stevenn> <>
22:19 <stevenn> ⓘ [477] sfx, You need a registered nickname to message this user
23:02 <stevenn> you know the sad thing
23:06 * errol slaps stevenn around a bit with a large trout
23:15 <stevenn> pollocked banned me from my own server because he thought i was david
23:21 <stevenn> with the reason flooding
23:29 <stevenn> looooooooooooooooooooooooool
24:06 <stevenn> oi stig
24:17 <stevenn> is androuser on nerdhacks
24:33 <stevenn> im going for a smke
25:22 <xm> i wasnt sure if that was the real steven, but he said he's going for a smoke so i guess it is
25:59 <slinky_J> lol
27:44 Quit: BlackDevil ([email protected]) Quit:
31:06 Quit: tisk ([email protected]) Quit:
32:05 <nate> lol
32:10 <nate> steven and oskar!:0
33:32 <screws> pliv
35:20 <Skirmish> lol @ screws always linking that pic.
35:49 <errol> lol
36:11 <errol> steven_j
36:15 <errol> stevenn is that u?
38:18 <slinky_J> well that dlc was funs
38:31 <amelia> ahahaha shteven banned from own server
39:21 <slinky_J> that's coz pollock is a poofter
39:24 <errol> slinky_J what dlc
39:30 <errol> are u going to see starwars?
39:35 <slinky_J> Jack the Ripper
39:39 <slinky_J> for ac syndicate
39:44 <slinky_J> sometime after christmas yer
39:50 <errol> yeh cool
39:53 <slinky_J> not a big star wars fan
39:55 <errol> i gotta play all my ass creeds
39:59 <errol> star wars im up to last one
39:59 <slinky_J> aha
40:04 <errol> dont like them
40:08 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
40:09 <errol> hadnt seen the last one only
40:15 <slinky_J> they're just different is all
40:16 <errol> rest i liked as a kid the first 3 old ones
40:19 <slinky_J> the 3rd one is the best
40:21 <errol> and i saw other 2 new ones at movies
40:24 <errol> man they suck
40:28 <errol> starwars is fucking shit
40:30 <errol> shit story
40:31 <slinky_J> hahaha
40:32 <errol> shit acting
40:35 <errol> its all over the place
40:38 <errol> no wonder its so famous
40:40 <slinky_J> yeah it is all over the place
40:43 <errol> all the worlds retards go see it
40:47 <slinky_J> the jedi are religious nutbags
40:52 <errol> imagine if all the world saw the drop
40:55 <slinky_J> then all of a sudden the force is all science
40:56 <errol> now that would be different story
41:01 <errol> yeh its weird man
41:02 <slinky_J> haha
41:04 <slinky_J> the drop!
41:06 <errol> its fucking all over the place
41:14 <errol> starwars sucks!
41:41 <stevenn> kjekekek
41:58 <errol> natalie portman is so hot in it though
42:01 <errol> the second one
42:07 <errol> when she wearing all white stuff
42:12 <errol> shame she's a jew
42:34 <slinky_J> now i finished that game
42:44 <slinky_J> got nothin to do till new batman dlc in 6days
42:48 <slinky_J> on ps4
42:57 <stevenn> looool
42:58 <slinky_J> and no more ac syndicate till next yr
43:06 <stevenn> shit cuntzzzzzzzzz
43:09 <slinky_J> cant wait for the ac chronicles india
43:14 <slinky_J> chronicles china ruled
43:22 Quit: stevenn ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
43:34 <slinky_J> hm almost level 23
44:01 Join: nerdhacks|44444 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
44:04 <errol> get new ps4 games
44:11 <slinky_J> naww
44:25 <slinky_J> nothin interests me, cept tomb raider but cbf
44:27 <errol> <@Serenity> they all want attention. its why they rage and carry on about not being accepted in here.. but sit there talking about all of us in chans we cant see for hours on end
44:44 <slinky_J> LMAO
44:47 <slinky_J> accepted in melbourne?
45:05 <slinky_J> she single handedly ruined #meblourne chan
45:19 <slinky_J> thanks to whats his face for gving it to her
45:34 <slinky_J> she fucked it and has a bunch of assholes in their, her sort of people
45:46 <slinky_J> she needs to pull her fat head out of her rank loose arsehole.
45:56 <errol> hahaha yeh
46:32 <slinky_J> you have to remember this is all she has going for her
46:38 <errol> yep
46:43 <errol> dont we all know it
46:44 <slinky_J> ffs her kids arent as important as her coming on irc to socialize with nitwits
46:54 <Skirmish> Yeah! All of them just a bunch of assholes!
46:55 Quit: nerdhacks|44444 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
46:56 <Skirmish> Wait ...
47:23 <slinky_J> lol
47:28 <Skirmish> To be fair slinky_J attacking anyones kids is a low blow and really does make your argument invalid.
48:04 <slinky_J> not attacking anyones kids
48:08 <Skirmish> I find it funny that errol says 'It's a public channel, can't like anyone' yet leads a charge to have me removed from here because nobody likes me. Irony overdose.
48:22 <Skirmish> You just commented about her kids mate.
48:25 <slinky_J> ok
48:28 <slinky_J> dont get started
48:35 <slinky_J> or i will ban you for ur usual bullshit
48:47 <errol> how did he attack anyones kids?
48:53 <amelia> don't ban jus battle it out like usual
48:58 <errol> he made a true point he isn't attacking anyone mate
48:58 <amelia> its more entertaining
49:02 <errol> don't be like them now
49:05 <errol> making up bullshit
49:08 <slinky_J> I was saying, simply that it seems she's more interested in being on here and feeling cool
49:10 <amelia> wtf else am i gonna do when i haf the hiccups
49:19 <Skirmish> [12:46am] <@slinky_J> ffs her kids arent as important as her coming on irc to socialize with nitwits -- Seriously? You don't comment about her kids?
49:22 <errol> Skirmish im not leading any charges to have you removed from here
49:23 <errol> at all
49:27 <errol> if you want to come here come here
49:30 <errol> i dont give a shit
49:35 <amelia> errol is braveheart
49:41 Mode: (by slinky_J) +b *!*@beep.bep
49:42 <errol> just dont treat it like your gimp chan #melbourne and talking shit nonstop
49:44 Kick: Skirmish was kicked by slinky_J (slinky_J)
49:47 <slinky_J> fkn
49:51 <slinky_J> said for ages he's a fgt
49:56 <errol> that cunt is fucked
49:56 <slinky_J> y does he have to come in here
50:01 <errol> he spies man
50:02 <slinky_J> chan is good enough without that dog
50:03 <errol> for them
50:05 <slinky_J> yer he does
50:14 <errol> he tells them shit i just busted him then saying exactly what i said
50:18 <slinky_J> he just said how everyone hates him
50:27 * steven_j *
50:32 <errol> dont worry he will come back and he will continue to do so till his life is over
50:34 <errol> they will die on here
50:36 <slinky_J> i said ages ago that cunt comes in here id ban him
50:47 <slinky_J> amelia he's one of the biggest wankers on irc
50:56 <amelia> yah i dont like him either
50:57 <amelia> but
51:00 <slinky_J> lol
51:01 <amelia> its funny
51:05 <slinky_J> not really
51:07 Quit: sharni ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
51:09 <amelia> it is
51:10 <slinky_J> he is past funny
51:10 <errol> amelia he's a major gronk
51:15 <amelia> we don't really ban in here
51:15 <errol> id rather pollock than him anyday
51:17 <errol> anyday
51:22 <amelia> jus fight n argue as usual
51:24 <slinky_J> no
51:31 <slinky_J> im not wasting time arguing with him
51:39 <slinky_J> he can shut up when people talk about sezz
51:45 <slinky_J> he's a melb chan fgt
51:51 <slinky_J> next simba will be in here
51:53 <slinky_J> and then sezz
51:54 <slinky_J> LOL
52:02 <amelia> simba will never join
52:28 <amelia> if we banned everyone we didn't like
52:31 <amelia> it would be empty chan
52:39 <amelia> and no arguing and fighting haha
52:44 <slinky_J> why r u goin on about it
53:00 <screws> amelia: http://imgur.com/KHuGqWm
53:02 <slinky_J> u havent endured yrs of skirmish repetitive bullshit
53:09 <slinky_J> so no wonder u dont gashit
53:26 <amelia> screws why would i care for that pic
53:26 <slinky_J> he is the one person on irc i cant fkn stand
54:41 <slinky_J> oh btw if u couldnt tell there is no arguing with him, he never accepts defeat, ever
54:47 <screws> screenshot*
55:05 <slinky_J> and then if you dont argue with him and put up with his toy games he will belittle you more
55:11 <slinky_J> i hope he gives you a fuckload of shit
55:13 <slinky_J> :P
55:36 <amelia> i cop his shit every time i join
55:44 <amelia> i jus laugh
56:02 <amelia> he thinks i am a very angry person
56:10 Quit: SmooWorm ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
56:36 <slinky_J> its just shitty to take what i said out of context just to go on and on and on about it forever
56:39 <slinky_J> hes not a fun troll
57:03 <amelia> who cares
57:06 <amelia> hes gone for now
57:16 <slinky_J> yuuupppp
59:00 <slinky_J> i forgot how nice 4 valium feels
59:02 <slinky_J> ahaha
59:06 <slinky_J> kicked in so quickly farrk
59:13 <slinky_J> im on cloud drugs
01:21 <slinky_J> reached rank 23!
01:35 <slinky_J> i can buy my chick character a new bob cut :P loll
03:38 Mode: (by slinky_J) -b *!*@beep.bep
12:42 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Quit: wtf is wrong with you? Pokemon isn't meant for children. It is only for real and strong men who want to be the very best like no one ever was! Retards...
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23:35 <errol> Skirmish man you back for more?
28:07 Join: SmooWorm ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
28:10 <SmooWorm> hi guys
28:11 <SmooWorm> :]
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37:13 <SmooWorm> amelia
37:15 <SmooWorm> melies
37:21 <SmooWorm> u there shithead
37:39 <nerdhacks|44444> hah
38:47 <Skirmish> errol, More what?
39:31 <SmooWorm> :/
42:20 <Skirmish> More nothing I suppose.
44:39 <SmooWorm> yea
49:12 <Skirmish> It's been a long time Kunny how you been mate? Stopped sending Lee messages about how you are going to kill yourself because you miss her so much?
49:27 <SmooWorm> wat the damned heck
49:41 <amelia> wat the damned heck
49:58 <SmooWorm> ?¿
50:50 <SmooWorm> thats wat melies says when i change from fenny 2 butt
50:54 <SmooWorm> wat the damned heck
53:11 Quit: SmooWorm ([email protected]) Quit:
57:07 * steven_j *
58:39 * Skirmish *
00:14 <President_Trump> is amelia lookin for nh cock again?
00:27 Join: kara_2015 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
00:33 <xm> where's babygirl?????
00:56 <Skirmish> Positive she wouldn't be looking for cock here.
01:07 <Skirmish> Not unless she wants to slum it.
01:24 <President_Trump> she does, she recently broke up from a relationship with Picard
01:27 <errol> ohh babygirl is looking for cock
01:29 <President_Trump> coz he wouldnt leave his wife
01:29 <errol> just not in here
01:59 <Skirmish> Picard wishes.
02:08 <Skirmish> Plus amelia is too old for Picard's tastes.
02:21 <Skirmish> She would need to be at least 10 years younger.
03:07 <nerdhacks|44444> your word cut deeper then a knife
03:26 <nerdhacks|44444> MOVE ON, YOU WATCH ME BLEEDING TILL I CANT BLEED
04:41 <President_Trump> <Osskkaarr> i will say... not that it matters to anyone.. but least i cried out there... no one cares anwyay.. make of me of me if you must... I was sexually abused when i was a kid and i can;'t handle it 30 years on.
09:13 <kara_2015> XM...seriously fuck off please
10:45 <xm> :)
21:33 <errol> kara_2015 whats wrong with u?
22:27 <nerdhacks|44444> fucking hell
22:30 <nerdhacks|44444> I lost my car keys
22:32 <nerdhacks|44444> ahhahahaah
22:45 <xm> i dunno but he seems angry at me
23:20 <xm> he asked about BABYGIRL so i just told him the love triangle between me, BABYGIRL and KFC
23:52 <kara_2015> *listening*....go ahead xm
24:30 <xm> i must have triggered his PTSD. perhaps they didnt have the proper chicken for Zingers one night so they had to substitute nuggets
24:34 <errol> the love is between him and babygirl
24:35 <errol> stay away
24:39 <xm> lmao
24:44 <xm> BABYGIRL IS MINE!!!
24:58 <errol> fuck off she's mine
25:16 <kara_2015> wow
25:16 <xm> that reminds me i saw some serious guy ask for hot 'n spicy chicken at mcdonalds about 2 weeks ago
25:35 <xm> he didnt look drunk or anything, full on business suit. perhaps he rarely eats fast food
25:57 <errol> possibly yes
26:01 <errol> i see them all the time in the city
26:04 <errol> they are very bad at ordering
33:45 <xm> what do you normally get for lunch when out?
40:46 <errol> usually jens pussy or some sushi or asian
42:42 <President_Trump> wheres baby
42:56 <President_Trump> i dont think ive spoken to her for a week or so
43:07 <President_Trump> i had a dream with her in it tho
43:09 <President_Trump> most nights
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46:09 * errol slaps cherri_pie around a bit with a large trout
46:14 <cherri_pie> yooo
46:18 <cherri_pie> errolll
46:19 <errol> babygirl was on other night she left
46:21 <errol> when xm told her
46:30 <cherri_pie> wassup dude just the guy i wanted to see
46:34 <cherri_pie> :)
46:45 <cherri_pie> whats slappin in here tonight
46:57 <cherri_pie> did jen come on
47:47 <President_Trump> no she was scoring Tinder cock
47:53 <cherri_pie> ohh right
47:57 <cherri_pie> she hasnt changed her ways then
48:02 <cherri_pie> what a shame
48:57 <cherri_pie> i remember babygirl lolll
49:03 <cherri_pie> isnt she maco or something...shes fucking weird
49:17 <cherri_pie> she is the dopiest bich iv ever spoken to on here
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49:41 * errol slaps steven_j around a bit with a large trout
49:46 <amelia> is she maco
49:53 <cherri_pie> i think so
49:54 <amelia> she does speak like a foreigner
50:03 <errol> yeh she is weird
50:12 <errol> she's not maco but she may have said that
50:14 <cherri_pie> i had her on MSN years ago before they shut it down
50:19 <cherri_pie> lolll
50:30 <cherri_pie> wouldnt suprise me, i doubt she even knows what natio she is
50:33 <cherri_pie> shes that dopey
50:36 <cherri_pie> what natio is she
51:36 <errol> italian aussie
51:44 <errol> yeh i had her on msn also
51:45 <errol> lol
51:48 <cherri_pie> hahaha
51:54 <cherri_pie> fucking msn that was the shit hey
51:59 <xm> babygirl's comma key is either broken or in very condition. it's never used
51:59 <cherri_pie> cant believe shes italian what a dopey bich
52:16 <errol> she is
52:19 <cherri_pie> shes so dopey she probly doesnt even know she has a comma key
52:19 <errol> lots of stupid wogs
52:23 <xm> she rights lonnnnng sentences and the syntax is so bad
52:24 <errol> she is
52:26 <errol> she is that fucked
52:28 <xm> writes*
52:31 <cherri_pie> lollll
52:38 <cherri_pie> errol you kill me bro
52:47 <errol> i cybered with her one morning
52:47 <cherri_pie> do you reckn she is related to mrs poh
52:51 <errol> she told me she liked anal sex
52:53 <errol> she is
52:55 <cherri_pie> hahaha
52:56 <errol> she looks like mrs poh
53:00 <cherri_pie> i tried to cyber herrr
53:01 <errol> i have her pic man
53:04 <cherri_pie> no shit
53:10 <cherri_pie> shes blonde isnt she
53:12 <errol> no
53:20 <errol> shes dark hair
53:23 <cherri_pie> must be a diff chick
53:28 <errol> she's a ferral pig
53:32 <cherri_pie> didnt she used to have her nick like BABYGIRL
53:34 <errol> the babygirl pic she sent out was a porn pic
53:36 <cherri_pie> in capitals
53:40 <errol> yeh she still has it
53:44 <cherri_pie> righttt
53:46 <errol> even johninja fell for her pic
53:51 <cherri_pie> she must of faked me then
53:54 <errol> she did
53:59 <cherri_pie> i saw some blonde bich with frizzy hair
54:01 <errol> if you saw what she really was you would feel sick
54:05 <cherri_pie> hahahaha
54:06 <errol> yeh its not her lol
54:07 <cherri_pie> fuck that
54:13 <errol> she looks like a pig
54:18 <cherri_pie> no shit hey
54:20 <errol> she is like rebel wilson
54:21 <cherri_pie> not surprised on here
54:23 <cherri_pie> LOLLL
54:23 <errol> from fat pizza
54:24 <errol> toula
54:26 <errol> thats her
54:27 <cherri_pie> hahahah
54:30 <cherri_pie> what a laugh
54:39 <cherri_pie> she got famous as fuck that chick
54:39 <errol> ill post the pic soon as I get it
54:43 <errol> she is from mandurah
54:45 <cherri_pie> yeh sweet that would be funny
54:49 <cherri_pie> wheres that
54:53 <errol> perth shit hole
54:56 <errol> south
55:00 <cherri_pie> fuck perth
55:20 <cherri_pie> its like a classy version of tasmania
55:23 <errol> yeh LOL
55:25 <errol> it is
55:27 <errol> hahahaha
55:29 <cherri_pie> tasmanian chicks are the ugliest things iv ever seen
55:33 <cherri_pie> biggest bogan freaks ever
55:33 <errol> lol
55:37 <amelia> its nothing like tasmania
55:42 <cherri_pie> seen that show bogan hunters
55:42 <errol> wonder if we have any tasmanians here
55:52 <errol> tasmania is better than perth
55:56 <errol> id rather tasmania anyday
55:59 <cherri_pie> tasmanians too scared to go to sydney bro haha
56:07 <errol> tasmanians are mostly convicts
56:10 <cherri_pie> shell shock the fuck out of them
56:11 <errol> but they have great buildings
56:13 <errol> and food
56:20 <errol> prob the best we have in aus actually
56:23 <cherri_pie> yeh the pink palace jail
56:26 <errol> lol
56:32 <cherri_pie> i read about it in choppers books
56:35 <cherri_pie> i love chopper
56:52 <cherri_pie> i drink melbourne bitter just because chopper used to drink it
56:56 <errol> some dumb ass on here recon he was mates with chopper
57:01 <cherri_pie> yeh fuck that
57:10 <cherri_pie> pretty sure i saw him once in collingwood
57:10 <errol> pieter i think said it that retard
57:17 <errol> melb bitter is good beer
57:20 <errol> i use to only drink it
57:20 <cherri_pie> its good shit hey
57:23 <cherri_pie> its hardcore
57:32 <errol> yeh its like a step up or down from vb hard to say
57:36 <cherri_pie> true true
57:41 <cherri_pie> was just thinking that
57:47 <cherri_pie> whats stronger taste vb or melbs
57:48 <errol> its less % by slight but its crisper
57:49 <cherri_pie> hard to say
57:54 <errol> vb id say
57:58 <cherri_pie> yehh
58:01 <errol> both good
58:04 <cherri_pie> vb is ok i dont mind it
58:12 <errol> get it into u its 4.9%
58:12 <cherri_pie> comes off too strong sometimes tho
58:17 <cherri_pie> no shitt
58:19 <cherri_pie> haha
58:22 <cherri_pie> they upped it
58:25 <errol> yeh they changed it afew years ago back to old recipe
58:33 <cherri_pie> i remember reading about that in the paper
58:39 <errol> thats when i went back to it
58:46 <cherri_pie> might have one
58:48 <errol> before that was melb bitters
58:58 <cherri_pie> but melb bitters is my fav now
59:02 <errol> yeh its great
59:03 <cherri_pie> i like the taste
59:07 <errol> yeh its pure sex
59:08 <cherri_pie> its bitter as fuck
59:09 <cherri_pie> haha
59:19 <errol> yeh its beautiful
59:28 <cherri_pie> what about millers draught for the soft cocks
59:32 <cherri_pie> have you tried it
59:33 <errol> millers LOL
59:35 <cherri_pie> its american
59:37 <errol> i had miller chill
59:40 <cherri_pie> its nice hey
59:50 <errol> this fat bitch at job i had many years ago left them in the fridge at work so i took them
59:51 <cherri_pie> when your feeling classy its pretty good
59:55 <errol> very bad
59:56 <cherri_pie> hahaha
00:05 <errol> i think i gave them to my dad he said wtf is this shit
00:07 <cherri_pie> i havent had miller chill
00:12 <errol> its miller with lime
00:13 <cherri_pie> yeh its a bit soft
00:15 <cherri_pie> ohh naa
00:20 <errol> its beer for rats
00:20 <cherri_pie> probly wouldnt go that
00:27 <cherri_pie> but then again i dunno
00:35 <errol> get it out now and drink it
00:36 <cherri_pie> i been mixing beer with lemonade lately
00:37 <errol> melb bitter
00:41 <cherri_pie> fuck bro
00:41 <errol> yeh thats good
00:44 <errol> good mix
00:47 <cherri_pie> i know yeh
00:49 <cherri_pie> i feel like beers
00:54 <cherri_pie> im trying to be a healthy cunt
00:57 <errol> yeh dont smash them
00:59 <cherri_pie> i just got back from gym
01:05 <cherri_pie> cant help it
01:05 <errol> wait till friday have urself some melb bitters
01:18 <cherri_pie> haha
01:21 <errol> just dont drink during the week
01:23 <cherri_pie> your gonna put it in my head
01:29 <cherri_pie> i was going to work one day
01:36 <cherri_pie> bought a 6 pack and rocked up drunk
01:38 <errol> lol
01:45 <cherri_pie> was like wtfff
01:48 <cherri_pie> melbbb bittersss
01:53 <errol> yeh melbbbbbbbbbbbb bitters
02:09 <cherri_pie> we should meet up for a drink or something
02:15 <cherri_pie> i reckn it would be a laugh
02:17 <errol> yeh come to sydney
02:20 <cherri_pie> na bro
02:20 <errol> we will call mrs poh
02:23 <cherri_pie> i dun wanna die man
02:24 <cherri_pie> haha
02:31 <cherri_pie> if your ever in melbs let me know
02:33 <errol> ring her up and chat to her about live
02:38 <errol> yeh im coming to melb soon
02:42 <cherri_pie> yeh sweet might do that
02:45 <errol> next 2 weeks
02:49 <errol> going to gippsland
02:50 <cherri_pie> i dont mind the asian chicks
02:53 <cherri_pie> wtf you doin there
02:55 <errol> i dont like asians
02:58 <errol> my gfs dad lives there
03:02 <errol> going to see him
03:04 <cherri_pie> oh yeh sweet
03:12 <cherri_pie> havent been there in years but its all farm land
03:15 <cherri_pie> its chill
03:18 <errol> im going to jens after for sex
03:24 * errol slaps sfx around a bit with a large trout
03:24 <cherri_pie> na bullshit
03:28 <cherri_pie> you are not
03:28 <cherri_pie> haha
03:31 <errol> nah im not lol
03:37 <cherri_pie> fuck i believed you tho
03:42 <errol> well its possible
03:44 <cherri_pie> i reckn you could pull it off
03:46 <cherri_pie> yeh for sure
03:48 <errol> just ask her and u could go
03:50 <errol> no problem
03:51 <cherri_pie> LOL
03:56 <cherri_pie> i was chatting to her a bit last night
04:11 <cherri_pie> i told her off for being a cunt to tisk
04:14 <errol> hahahaha
04:18 <President_Trump> shes hunting for cock cherri_pie
04:29 <cherri_pie> i was like what if someone kills themselves coz you mind fuck them
04:33 <cherri_pie> tru tho
04:37 <errol> yeh u cant do that to ppl
04:38 <cherri_pie> shes got them all going mental
04:40 <errol> some ppl cant handle it
04:45 <cherri_pie> they all fucked in the head as it is
04:47 <errol> this is the first girl they ever had
04:49 <cherri_pie> true thats what i was saying
04:49 <errol> in their lives
04:51 <cherri_pie> LOLLLL
04:52 <cherri_pie> hahahaha
04:54 <errol> they gunna suicide some of them
04:55 <cherri_pie> exactllyyyy man
05:00 <errol> pollocks already raging everyday now
05:02 <cherri_pie> thats what i was tryin to tell her
05:04 <errol> going insane
05:10 <cherri_pie> yehh shes mind fucked them
05:16 <errol> posting ppls names and locations going fucking psyco
05:18 <cherri_pie> i felt bad for tisk he was upset n shit
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05:23 <errol> tisk doesnt give a shit
05:24 <cherri_pie> true true
05:28 <errol> he laughs it off
05:33 <errol> he tells her off man
05:35 <cherri_pie> yeh hes done alright now
05:44 <cherri_pie> i think he was only upset when it first happened
05:46 <errol> she shouldnt have preyed on him
05:50 <cherri_pie> coz he kissed her or some shit
05:53 <cherri_pie> didnt he?
05:56 <errol> yeh he kissed her
06:03 <errol> then screamed at her in his house
06:05 <cherri_pie> and yeh thats what i was saying
06:06 <errol> because he got erection
06:11 <cherri_pie> she shouldnt prey on him
06:14 <cherri_pie> no wayyyy
06:18 <cherri_pie> your joking right?
06:20 <errol> nope
06:22 <steven_j> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
06:24 <cherri_pie> fuckknnn helll
06:28 <cherri_pie> i heard something like that
06:37 <cherri_pie> one min she kissed him the next min shes telling him to fuck off or something
06:39 <errol> he told her he was going to give up cones and alcohol if she came over and gave him a hug
06:48 <errol> and so they hooked up and then it all fucked up for him
06:55 <cherri_pie> thats cunty
06:59 <errol> but the weird thing is
07:03 <errol> she went to his house with alcohol
07:09 <errol> so something isnt right there
07:21 <errol> its like saying to some junkie u come help them and hang out but u bring over a loaded syringe
07:21 <cherri_pie> LOLLL
07:24 <errol> ready for the shot
07:28 <cherri_pie> true true
07:29 <errol> "here have this then kiss me"
07:34 <cherri_pie> so he screamed at her?
07:36 <errol> yeh
07:38 Nick: steven_j is now known as steven_
07:41 <cherri_pie> wtf for?
07:45 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ steven_
07:45 <errol> for making him hard
07:47 <cherri_pie> i thought she screamed at him
07:50 <President_Trump> crept out of bed
07:53 <errol> they both screamed at eachother
07:57 <cherri_pie> hahahah
08:01 <cherri_pie> fuckn nuts both of them
08:15 <cherri_pie> i dont mind tisk tho hes ok
08:25 <steven_> so
08:29 <steven_> what have i missed
08:34 <errol> yeh tisks ok
08:36 <cherri_pie> nothin much
08:42 <cherri_pie> just random shit about jen as usual
08:47 <errol> he's a lot better than these retards
08:54 <cherri_pie> i told her last night that she looks crazy and unstable
08:58 <President_Trump> cherri_pie is interested in jen
09:02 <cherri_pie> for some reason that upset her
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09:14 <cherri_pie> she kept asking me if i really thought that
09:18 <errol> really
09:19 <errol> well
09:26 <cherri_pie> i said yeh sorry
09:28 <errol> u know what girls are like
09:31 <cherri_pie> yehh
09:35 <cherri_pie> they all full of shi
09:37 <cherri_pie> hit
09:44 <errol> for sure
09:46 <cherri_pie> they only want what they cant have
09:50 <errol> indeed
09:53 <cherri_pie> as soon as they get it they dont want it anymore
09:58 <errol> yep
09:59 <cherri_pie> i just got played hard by this chick recently
10:01 <errol> thats true
10:19 <cherri_pie> telling me that she wanted to get serious
10:30 <cherri_pie> i didnt trust her coz i knew shes gonna change her mind
10:34 <errol> mmm
10:37 <errol> why did she?
10:40 <errol> u gotta ask them
10:50 <cherri_pie> funny thing is
10:59 <cherri_pie> shes with a guy for 4 years right
11:04 <cherri_pie> breaks up with him
11:09 <cherri_pie> and 3 months later fucks his mate
11:16 <cherri_pie> and she doesnt think thats a problem
11:17 <cherri_pie> LOLLL
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12:10 Mode: (by steven_) +o Herb_Dean
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15:10 <cherri_pie> i dont get some biches man
15:20 <cherri_pie> they truly are fucked in the head with their reasoning
16:03 <cherri_pie> they always want different cocks
16:09 <cherri_pie> girls are the biggest fuckin sluts
16:16 <cherri_pie> they are filthy as fuck
16:57 <steven_> if you fuck her properly she wont need to go elsewhere
17:04 <errol> lol
17:09 <errol> gotta get her pussy ready is how u do it
17:10 <cherri_pie> haha yeh maybe but i dunno
17:13 <steven_> thats why i dont have problems wem
17:16 <steven_> haah
17:26 <errol> cherri_pie girls like that u dont go with
17:28 <steven_> smash it hard so she cant fuck anyone else
17:28 <errol> bad bad
17:33 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll @ steven_
17:37 <cherri_pie> yeh i know
17:42 <cherri_pie> thing is she came off really nice
17:47 <cherri_pie> i never saw it coming
17:55 <errol> yeh u gotta ask them stuff like that
17:57 <errol> question
18:01 <errol> but still you never know
18:05 <errol> the true way of a slut
18:09 <cherri_pie> true
18:16 <cherri_pie> i dunno why she wanted to be with me
18:17 <President_Trump> steven_ wheres emma pig? get her up, irc sess
18:21 <cherri_pie> now that i think about it
18:27 <cherri_pie> there must of been a reason
18:29 <steven_> when she is about to cum, lick your finger then stick it up her asshole
18:32 <cherri_pie> coz i was just thinkig that today
18:42 <cherri_pie> iv been fucked up over it too
18:56 <cherri_pie> i dont date and i dont get serious
19:06 <cherri_pie> i havent fucked a chick in almost 10 years
19:14 <steven_> President_Trump, does your b/f give you rusty teapot's
19:20 <cherri_pie> last date i went on was like 6 years ago maybe more
19:32 <cherri_pie> i serioulsy hate girls
19:41 <cherri_pie> im worried i will end up bashing the fuck out of one of them
19:47 <steven_> treat em mean
19:49 <steven_> keep em keen
19:52 <cherri_pie> they report you to the cops and your fucked
19:55 <President_Trump> of course steven_
19:59 <cherri_pie> i went in to make a police report one night
20:13 <steven_> what else
20:14 <President_Trump> i feel like kfc, wheres BABY
20:15 <cherri_pie> for a stolen car
20:18 <steven_> !joke
20:18 <Herb_Dean> [2804] Q. What do you call a woman that wears flip-flops in winter?
20:21 <Herb_Dean> [2804] A. Fat.
20:29 <cherri_pie> and theres some bich in the cop station reporting her ex bf
20:37 <steven_> haahahhaah
20:44 <steven_> i got smashed at work
21:01 <steven_> come back inside
21:09 <steven_> grabbed a smoke and started smoking it inside
21:13 <President_Trump> is that grotty cunt still there?
21:23 <President_Trump> whens he coming to nh?
21:29 <steven_> who
21:36 <President_Trump> the one that wipes snot on his shirt
21:41 <steven_> LOOOOOOOOL
21:45 <steven_> he was on lasttnight
21:51 <steven_> he said soemthing like
21:53 <President_Trump> here?
21:55 <steven_> 'im going for a big shit'
21:56 <steven_> yeah
22:04 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:16 <steven_> mate
22:19 <cherri_pie> i saw that
22:21 <steven_> he does nothing
22:29 <President_Trump> whats he meant to do
22:33 <steven_> printing
22:38 <cherri_pie> he wanted to smell his own shit or something
22:42 <steven_> yeh he does
22:44 <steven_> he has a shit fetish
22:48 <cherri_pie> lollllll
22:52 <steven_> lolol
22:58 <steven_> ill post a picture tommorow
23:01 <steven_> of the wall in the toliet
23:09 <cherri_pie> how funny would it be to go to the brothel
23:12 <cherri_pie> and pay to shit on some bich
23:16 <cherri_pie> even if your not into it
23:21 <President_Trump> take a sneaky pic of the grotty guy pretending to work
23:25 <steven_> hahaaha
23:26 <cherri_pie> just for the fact that they have to let you shit on them for money
23:36 <steven_> if your on tommorow
23:37 <cherri_pie> id consider it
23:43 <steven_> nerdhacks|44444 will be on at about 6-10
23:52 <steven_> he will tell a good story before he leaves
23:53 <steven_> hahaaha
23:57 <cherri_pie> na naa
24:00 <cherri_pie> i dont wanna hear it haha
24:05 <President_Trump> is nerdhacks|44444 him?
24:07 <cherri_pie> can just imagine what it would be
24:07 <steven_> na
24:10 <steven_> he is another guy
24:14 <steven_> he is a funny cunt
24:16 <President_Trump> another kiwiir
24:26 <cherri_pie> cool
24:38 <steven_> he rekons today
24:42 <steven_> 'man i read some of the chat'
24:47 <cherri_pie> i once met a chick off here who was into rimming and licking guys assholes
24:58 <cherri_pie> then she got mad when i wasnt into it
25:02 <steven_> man
25:04 <steven_> get into it
25:05 <steven_> it aint to bad
25:07 <cherri_pie> naa no way
25:11 <steven_> at first i was like im not a faggot
25:12 <cherri_pie> then what
25:16 <cherri_pie> you gonna kiss her after
25:19 <cherri_pie> haha no way
25:23 <steven_> who kisses anywayz
25:35 <cherri_pie> true
25:39 <cherri_pie> im not game tho
25:43 <steven_> bro
25:43 <cherri_pie> its not my thing
25:47 <steven_> that guy who picks his nose
25:57 <steven_> he has a shit fetish but he stinks shits like 4 times a day
26:04 <steven_> comes out and talks about his shit
26:06 <steven_> hahaah
26:22 <steven_> me and nerdhacks|44444 have been telling him for about 2 months now
26:23 <cherri_pie> nothing surprises me on here
26:31 <steven_> 'bro you need to get your g/f to rim your asshole bro its the best'
26:37 <President_Trump> who is nerdhacks|44444?
26:39 <steven_> months bro we been saying it
26:40 <cherri_pie> lollllll
26:46 <cherri_pie> funny cunts
26:52 <steven_> he is like
26:57 <steven_> 'bro its my ass we are talking about'
26:58 <President_Trump> jen likes rimming
27:02 <steven_> but anyway our big plan is
27:04 <cherri_pie> il ask errol
27:06 <steven_> when he finally gets it
27:07 <cherri_pie> and see what he says about it
27:17 <President_Trump> what name does the coworker use?
27:20 <steven_> we are going to be like, 'EWWWWW we were joking your a faggot'
27:25 <cherri_pie> LOLLL
27:32 <cherri_pie> thats serioulsy funny, good joke
27:36 <cherri_pie> i like it
27:38 <steven_> haahaa
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28:31 <cherri_pie> whats the deal with winged angel in here
28:41 <cherri_pie> i thought it was a girl and hes actually a guy
28:46 <steven_> haha
28:46 <cherri_pie> wtf is that all about
28:51 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllll catfished
28:53 <cherri_pie> and hes gay or something
28:55 <cherri_pie> yehh hard
28:55 <steven_> trisexual
28:59 <cherri_pie> hes fucked
29:05 <President_Trump> he was probably wanking when u were talking to him
29:07 <cherri_pie> i talked to him one night for a while and i knew something was odd
29:13 <cherri_pie> yeh i swwear i think he was
29:20 <steven_> he is like, 'so you wanna touch cocks?'
29:23 <cherri_pie> he finally admitted he was a guy
29:29 <cherri_pie> hahah yehh he said some shit like that
29:32 <steven_> hahahaahaa
29:37 <cherri_pie> i was like dude naaa
29:37 <steven_> 'wanna bump heads?'
29:42 <cherri_pie> not into it
29:48 <President_Trump> what name does the coworker use?
29:52 <cherri_pie> what a freak
29:53 <steven_> his real name
29:54 <steven_> or irc
29:55 <steven_> ?
29:58 <President_Trump> irc
30:05 <steven_> they both use the nerdhacks names
30:14 <steven_> just randoms
30:21 <steven_> ahhh fuck
30:25 <steven_> when they do come on
30:25 <President_Trump> whats his gf look like?
30:31 <steven_> well
30:39 <steven_> she isnt to bad considering
30:48 <steven_> but apparently she has a bad assshole aswell
30:49 <steven_> so yeah
30:52 <steven_> makes sence
31:14 <President_Trump> what do you mean
31:20 <steven_> like farting
31:23 <steven_> ect
31:25 <President_Trump> how do u know this?
31:41 <steven_> i work with his step dad
31:46 <steven_> like side by side
31:49 <steven_> im liek
31:55 <steven_> 'oi does this cunt really have a g/f'
32:08 <President_Trump> do they all know at work you are a crim?
32:11 <steven_> so one night he got her licence and bought it in
32:13 <steven_> yeah
32:19 <steven_> bro im the coolest cunt there
32:30 <steven_> today when i got there
32:37 <steven_> this guy comes up like 10 minutes later'
32:51 <steven_> 'steve, i new you were here... i could hear everyone laughing'
33:01 <steven_> first thing i do when i get in
33:12 <steven_> 'SLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS''''''''''
33:15 <steven_> hahahaa
33:18 <steven_> loud as fuck
34:02 <steven_> it likes the whole building comes to my area for the first 10 minutes 1 by 1
34:08 <steven_> steveeeeeeeeee ya sick cunt'
34:15 <steven_> oh
34:18 <President_Trump> u probably work at the same place as babygirl
34:24 <President_Trump> shes a mechanic
34:26 <steven_> the first 10 minutes i got around giving out weed
34:27 <steven_> hahaah
34:29 <steven_> go
34:43 <steven_> whats the slowy place called
35:10 <errol> jens pussy
35:38 <President_Trump> steven_ tomorrow i want you to take a few pics of your work area
38:01 <steven_> mmK
38:25 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo Rusteaux Skirmish thestig
38:38 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo nerdhacks|44444 President_Trump xm
38:53 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo damian cherri_pie errol
38:58 <errol> lol
39:10 <steven_> who is g^style
39:11 <errol> babygirl is there at work
39:43 <steven_> haha
39:47 <steven_> i talk to all the girls at work
40:16 <steven_> im number #1 with the girls
40:47 <steven_> go in there flexing my muscles asking them if they have grown
40:54 <steven_> ahahh nerdhacks|44444 rekonz
41:04 <President_Trump> when u say girls
41:07 <President_Trump> do u mean pigs?
41:09 <President_Trump> irc standard?
41:14 <steven_> uhhhhh
41:33 <steven_> irc = 9
41:40 <steven_> my standards = 5
42:16 <President_Trump> ok
42:19 <steven_> got my teeth cleaned today
42:20 <steven_> haircut
42:23 <President_Trump> rather than saying slarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
42:31 <President_Trump> tomorrow you will walk into work 'get your cocks out'
42:35 <steven_> haahaha
42:42 <steven_> already been said
43:06 <steven_> what do i say to em
43:18 <steven_> 'oi cunts, you aint a man... unless you had a man
43:25 <President_Trump> ask that grotty cunt if he wanks in the toilets, if he says no keep encouraging him until he does and comes tell u
43:27 <errol> lol
43:29 <steven_> bro
43:30 <errol> nerdhacks|44444 is loopy?
43:34 <steven_> nar
43:36 <steven_> guy from work
43:38 <errol> ahhhh
43:40 <steven_> this grott
43:40 <errol> bring him in
43:43 <steven_> comes up today
43:46 <errol> get himt to talk
43:47 <steven_> the nose picker
43:54 <steven_> he will tommorow when he is at work
43:56 <steven_> the nose picker
44:16 <steven_> fuck i forgot what i was going to say
44:32 <steven_> when i get him on here you will all know him
44:33 <steven_> ahhahaha
44:42 <President_Trump> tomorrow give teh grotty cunt your phone to hold, then tell him u were just taking a shit reading fb
44:51 <steven_> hahhahaha
44:52 <steven_> oh yeh
44:59 <steven_> he comes up tonight asking me for the wifi password
45:03 <steven_> for work
45:11 <steven_> i was like, dunno man
45:22 <steven_> then he ended up getting it from someone else
45:31 <steven_> anyway hour later comes up
45:39 <steven_> and says, man im downloading porn
45:42 <steven_> hahhahahahaahahaahah
45:58 <steven_> i told him not to be a dumb cunt
46:12 <steven_> he is like 'why they wont know'
46:17 <steven_> i was like yeah they will
46:18 <steven_> anyway
46:29 <steven_> he goes for a 30 minute shit
46:31 <steven_> prolly a wank
46:37 <steven_> and he was acting real suss afterwards
46:40 <steven_> came back up
46:46 <steven_> 'how will they no'
46:50 <steven_> all this shit
46:58 <steven_> i was like, your phone has a device name ect
47:03 <steven_> told him he is fucked
47:04 <steven_> hahahaah
47:25 <President_Trump> ok task for tomorrow
47:32 <President_Trump> record some convos
47:35 <President_Trump> then upload
47:39 <steven_> hahhaahahaahhaha
47:44 <President_Trump> push record on your phone
47:46 <steven_> yeh
48:00 <steven_> hahahhaahaha
48:06 <steven_> ill ask him if he had a good shit
48:10 <steven_> when he gets out the toliet
48:31 <steven_> 'stewy bro good shit?'
48:38 <steven_> he will full have a 2 minute convo
48:44 <steven_> and thats the bet
48:48 <steven_> after i say good shit
48:55 <steven_> he is going to talk about it for a long time
48:58 <President_Trump> just talk about shit for5 minutes
49:02 <President_Trump> then upload it
49:02 <steven_> ye will
49:05 <steven_> i wont say nothing
49:06 <steven_> just
49:11 <steven_> 'good shit bro?'
49:18 <steven_> and watch how many storys this cunt comes up with
49:33 <steven_> im going to record him picking his nose aswell
49:42 <steven_> and im going to show him it on my youtube channel
49:43 <steven_> ajhahhaha
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50:09 <President_Trump> he sounds like he would be a valued asset of nh
50:14 <President_Trump> fit in well
50:25 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUy0wzHUDjw
50:40 <steven_> he wipes it on his shirt
50:47 <steven_> me and this other guy dean tonight
50:55 <steven_> i said to him
51:16 <steven_> 'bro i seen stew picking his nose... so i called richard and said check out that cunt going for a feeed!!!!'
51:19 <steven_> anyway
51:22 <steven_> 3 minutes later
51:29 <steven_> he is like, steven he is still going
51:32 <steven_> hahaahahah
51:37 <steven_> fucked up man but funny as fuck
51:46 <steven_> i remember one time this chick use to work with him
51:53 <steven_> and i was like look he is eating his boogas
51:56 <steven_> she is like
52:06 <steven_> 'stewart stop picking your nose and eating it'
52:10 <steven_> he replys
52:11 <steven_> 'i wasnt'
52:14 <steven_> hahahahahaahahaahahahaha
53:00 <errol> picks his anus with a dogs dick
53:04 <steven_> hahahaah
53:17 <President_Trump> perth version of tisk
53:24 <steven_> na
53:30 <steven_> aint fully gone
53:35 <steven_> just doesnt give a fuck
53:45 <steven_> and he has money ect
53:49 <steven_> just a grub
54:52 <President_Trump> tell him if he doesnt spend an hour in nh per day you will fire him
54:56 <steven_> hahaaha
55:07 <steven_> i am the golden child at work
55:39 <steven_> i swear at the bosses
55:41 <steven_> everything
55:45 <steven_> still the golden child
55:54 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onSuq04NEq4
56:54 <steven_> !joke
56:54 <Herb_Dean> [38078] Q. How do men sort out their laundry?
56:57 <Herb_Dean> [38078] A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
57:01 <steven_> !joke
57:02 <Herb_Dean> [46319] Q. What goes. "CLICK -is that it? CLICK -is that it? CLICK -is that it?"
57:04 <Herb_Dean> [46319] A. A blind person with a rubix cube.
57:12 <steven_> !joke
57:13 <Herb_Dean> [28118] Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
57:16 <Herb_Dean> [28118] A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
57:20 <steven_> !joke
57:21 <Herb_Dean> [99457] Q. Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
57:23 <Herb_Dean> [99457] A. Because Ken came in another box
57:29 <steven_> !ranga
57:30 <Herb_Dean> [8824] Q. How do gingers reach orgasm?
57:32 <Herb_Dean> [8824] A. All alone.
57:37 <steven_> lololol
58:10 <steven_> <Logic> oi plz get online ur the only one who get my day better plz my fkn dog died today and u modding for me is a dream come true
58:24 <steven_> mmmmmmmm
58:27 <steven_> im going to macca'z
58:49 <steven_> <msmc_um> i looked how to be opreator i got there i just ned accses or adduser can u plz do that that would be nice
01:10 <President_Trump> whos that?
24:24 <steven_> some cvnt
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13:54 <SmooWorm> helo
15:47 <tisk> fucken junkie
15:59 <tisk> u got 3 points of poison for 50$
16:01 <tisk> lols
16:54 <SmooWorm> wat
17:07 <tisk> SmooWorm bumjacks for crack
17:18 <SmooWorm> lols
17:24 <tisk> fucken stupid fucken junkie cunt
17:29 <SmooWorm> lols
18:09 <tisk> lols
18:49 <SmooWorm> christoph
20:55 <SmooWorm> pissed of christoph
21:35 <tisk> SmooWorm is just https://soundcloud.com/alisid/strung-out-to-high
21:53 <SmooWorm> lols
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52:42 <slinky_J> fuck this sun
54:11 <disp> yo
55:33 <slinky_J> too hot on ma shaved head yo
55:34 <slinky_J> sup
55:41 <disp> lolz
55:47 <slinky_J> haha
55:49 <disp> bug all wana get weed
55:52 <slinky_J> no wonder i feel dizzay in the heat
55:54 <slinky_J> noice
56:10 <slinky_J> i just wana pay bills b done with it n do shoppin
56:20 <disp> kool
56:28 <slinky_J> then i think to myself, fkn not like im buyin yum food nemore
56:30 <disp> i got bill 2 pay on tuesdey
56:38 <slinky_J> so not excited bout food
56:38 <slinky_J> yea
56:43 <slinky_J> i think telstra can get stuffed
56:46 <slinky_J> coz christmas
56:51 <disp> bacon egg cheese sandwich with onions and bbq sauce
56:54 <slinky_J> yum
56:58 <slinky_J> im on strict diet
57:01 <disp> y
57:07 <slinky_J> lose weight
57:11 <disp> lols
57:14 <slinky_J> aha
57:17 <disp> ill get on scales see wat i at
57:22 <slinky_J> meant to like 6 months ago lol
57:37 <slinky_J> but i got 4-5 months to lose weight
57:38 <slinky_J> easy as
57:39 <disp> 95.0
57:45 <slinky_J> not bad
57:53 <slinky_J> i wonder what i am
57:58 <slinky_J> not that
58:14 <disp> had some ice yesterday
58:16 <disp> was fkn shit
58:18 <slinky_J> im just gonna drop five kilo
58:27 <disp> 3 times in a row we got of this guy and its been shit everytime
58:35 <slinky_J> thatd bring me to 75 kilo again
58:36 <disp> i might have to whale him ;\
58:41 <slinky_J> no shit
58:46 <slinky_J> WHALEEEEEE EM
58:53 <slinky_J> dickpoon me
58:55 <slinky_J> huhu
58:58 <disp> lolz
59:17 <slinky_J> i think my rat got the top of her cage open
59:20 <disp> dealer told me come at 9
59:30 <slinky_J> what is he a doctor
59:32 <slinky_J> hahahaha
59:32 <disp> i wana go earler
59:40 <disp> she lolz
59:42 <disp> me m8's mum
59:43 <slinky_J> aw she
59:53 <slinky_J> i was thinkin like Moff mannn
00:00 <slinky_J> ride round doin the rounds sellin hash
00:07 <slinky_J> n shiz
00:38 <disp> lol
01:07 <disp> y dunt u get a boi rat 2 put in
01:12 <disp> have baby onez
01:18 <slinky_J> aha
01:21 <slinky_J> thought about it
01:23 <slinky_J> but neh
01:32 <slinky_J> ay but the pet store moved to new location
01:37 <slinky_J> JUST ON MY WALK TO SHOPS
01:42 <slinky_J> like 2 mins
01:54 <disp> u dont drive?
02:11 <disp> i want kebab
02:18 <slinky_J> nah i dont
02:20 <disp> maybe loaded friez
02:30 <slinky_J> yeah boi i want yiros and cheese,chips gravy
02:35 <slinky_J> loaded fries?
02:39 <slinky_J> ohhh
02:42 <slinky_J> those maccas ones?
02:44 <disp> ye
02:57 <slinky_J> see this became my problems
03:03 <slinky_J> i go off normal diet
03:09 <slinky_J> eat heaps of yum yum and get fat
03:10 <slinky_J> lels
03:18 <disp> lel
03:25 <slinky_J> I GOT A BOBA FATT hahahaha
03:33 <disp> lelz
03:39 <disp> boba sux mang
04:21 <disp> they need update add 2 more heros each team and make hero vs villains longer match
04:51 <slinky_J> yeah no shit
04:53 <slinky_J> Chubacca!
05:07 <slinky_J> and lando for the ppl that complain no black heroes/villains
05:08 <slinky_J> hahaha
05:22 <slinky_J> yeah longer = better
05:29 <slinky_J> well the match is five rounds
05:44 <slinky_J> so yeah 4 on 4 would b good
05:58 <slinky_J> so 7 on 7 all up
06:00 <slinky_J> b ace
06:08 <slinky_J> some cunts just hide as hero villain
06:08 <slinky_J> LO
08:21 <slinky_J> killed a guy by elbowing him as he shot me dead LOL
08:33 <slinky_J> and one guy i ran in to like WTF just elbowed him dead LOL
08:51 <disp> ye
09:01 <slinky_J> just then lols
09:05 <disp> i elbowed palpatine from behind 3 times n got him
09:07 <disp> aaaaaaaahahahahahahahha
09:38 <disp> thats a mad rap
09:46 <disp> i elbowed palpatine from behind 3 times n got him
10:24 <slinky_J> LOL!
10:28 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha
10:32 <slinky_J> no shit
10:40 <slinky_J> sounds like pac
11:06 <slinky_J> puttin a bullit in motherfuckers give me a reason
11:45 <disp> lolz
11:51 <disp> got house to meself for couple hours
12:31 <slinky_J> choice
12:39 <slinky_J> i so happy now i got empty spare room
12:51 <disp> i crossdress now
12:52 <slinky_J> tho fuck me if salt damp ppl r gonna come when its hot as
13:03 <slinky_J> haha home nekked sittin on couch
13:24 <slinky_J> hm duno how ppl can do that
13:28 <disp> lols na
13:33 <disp> gotta go try get some weed
13:38 <slinky_J> kk
13:42 <disp> not now
13:51 <slinky_J> o
13:54 <disp> in bout halfa ill leave thinks
14:41 <disp> havin a beer
14:48 <slinky_J> woo yea i got a cider
14:49 <slinky_J> haha
14:56 <disp> lols
14:57 <slinky_J> wonder whats better
15:01 <slinky_J> coz i shouldnt drink atm
15:15 <slinky_J> only ate 2 fillets of fish yesserday n half a bowl of vegies
15:19 <slinky_J> drank so much tea
15:20 <slinky_J> lol
15:26 <disp> [:
15:28 <slinky_J> srs u drop weight piss easy like this
15:31 <slinky_J> but eat twice a day
15:38 <slinky_J> n fast once a week
15:41 <disp> ice makes u lose weight
15:44 <slinky_J> aha
15:54 <disp> tru
16:03 <disp> i lost 4 kg in 2 days last time i had some
16:15 <slinky_J> lol
17:03 <disp> i need to lose but 10kg
17:06 <disp> then id be unit
17:20 <slinky_J> nice
17:23 <slinky_J> too ezy
17:40 <slinky_J> cept for the whole gettin sick of eatin healthy
17:40 <disp> ye
17:46 <slinky_J> i meeeeenz cmon it aint naturalz
17:48 <slinky_J> ;P
17:57 <disp> carborhydrates
18:10 <slinky_J> ye like we need em
18:14 <slinky_J> neeeed
18:27 <slinky_J> ppl think meat played the major role in our development
18:31 <disp> kfc tower stacker burger good for losing weight
18:34 <slinky_J> and that we ate it on a daily basis
18:35 <slinky_J> lol
18:40 <slinky_J> YUM
18:46 <slinky_J> good for losing chicken in ya ehe
18:53 <slinky_J> bcome part chicken
19:53 <slinky_J> heroes/villains controls haznt glitched once yet
20:57 <disp> heh
21:04 <disp> i didnt play yesterday
22:13 <slinky_J> ah
26:36 <disp> :]
27:47 <slinky_J> i want the bad ass expensive xbox one controller
27:52 <slinky_J> so i can remap shit
28:26 <slinky_J> https://ebgames.com.au/xbox-one-162735-Xbox-Elite-Wireless-Controller-Xbox-One
28:33 <slinky_J> seen this b4? its so rad
44:22 <slinky_J> in USA 'Molly' would be an academy award winning movie
44:32 <slinky_J> in Oz it's a b grade tv show LOL
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55:58 <slinky_J> not bad out in the shade
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17:40 <disp> i back bruv
17:42 <disp> slinky_J
17:43 <disp> got a 50 bag of weed
26:27 <disp> slinky_J
26:28 <disp> i back bruv
26:29 <disp> got a 50 bag of weed
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58:42 <disp> hello
58:48 <disp> its me disp
04:23 <slinky_J> oh brav
04:24 <slinky_J> nice
04:29 <slinky_J> that hateful 8 movie
04:44 <slinky_J> is gonna b shown in 70mm in selected cinemas in aus
04:46 <slinky_J> woooo
05:07 <slinky_J> have music and interval and crap film quality like the old dayz!
10:16 <tisk> slinky_J
10:17 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouKRB8SyR_k&feature=youtu.be
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21:36 <slinky_J> FUCK SO FUCKEN ANNOYED
21:40 <slinky_J> fucken new neighbour
21:45 <slinky_J> or his dad or something
21:54 <slinky_J> put out me n naths 3 full bins of cans/bottles
22:00 <slinky_J> worth up to 100 bucks
22:04 <slinky_J> fucking fuck
22:42 <tisk> looooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
22:43 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1lU3GPTAQk&feature=youtu.be
22:50 <tisk> works pretty good shuffle
22:52 <tisk> lols
22:59 <tisk> like i give a fuck what ppl think
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59:41 <slinky_J> fkn whatev
59:51 <slinky_J> ur recycling didnt get put out did it
59:54 <tisk> hi
59:55 <slinky_J> lol
00:00 <slinky_J> srs tho
00:02 <tisk> did u watch video
00:03 <tisk> ?
00:05 <slinky_J> gotta ring up n complain now
00:07 <slinky_J> no i didnt
00:08 <slinky_J> :P
00:09 <tisk> lols
00:21 <slinky_J> yer needa ring office n complain
00:33 <slinky_J> n suggest they suggest to this guy that he compensates nath n myself
00:41 <slinky_J> which any normal person would do
11:34 <cgodfx> so you had 3 bins full of bottels and can, and your neighbour put your bins out for you ?
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14:49 <slinky_J> op meh
17:16 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4j3nCcMJfM
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21:42 <slinky_J> EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE PENIS
21:45 <slinky_J> so bored
21:55 <slinky_J> nah not bored excited for no reason
22:06 <slinky_J> i was like oh man force awakens then like ye my butt awakens
35:06 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/10552378_10154389073227995_1645278545979213615_n.jpg?oh=61f44176ee493f4d8f50404908459dc5&oe=5719CFFE&__gda__=1457645728_9efe826fc951d52eae12fff782ec760c
35:08 <slinky_J> huhu
35:13 <slinky_J> frumpy dump
35:16 <slinky_J> `op
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39:12 <disp> slinky_J
39:14 <disp> bravs
39:18 <disp> lel
57:08 <slinky_J> sup
57:17 <slinky_J> im like a fly to shit right now
57:18 <slinky_J> so hot out
57:21 <slinky_J> 2 drinks left
57:26 <slinky_J> LIFE IS SHIT WHEN IT IS HOT
03:33 <BlackDevil> joel
03:39 <BlackDevil> is going to join isis
06:34 <slinky_J> hahaha isis
06:38 <slinky_J> whos joel
06:42 <slinky_J> i keep forgetting people
06:45 <slinky_J> haha
07:06 <BlackDevil> joel is the gay one
13:57 <slinky_J> oh
14:01 <slinky_J> another gay 1
14:03 <slinky_J> sigh
14:17 <slinky_J> aha
14:18 <slinky_J> sick
14:21 <slinky_J> get another call back
14:33 <slinky_J> man i dont usually go out of my way to stick up for myself
14:37 <slinky_J> i will other people
14:42 <slinky_J> and this included another person
14:50 <slinky_J> i dont like strongarming people
14:55 <slinky_J> even with nice words
14:59 <slinky_J> but I got our way haha
15:07 <slinky_J> so gonna be compensated
15:10 <slinky_J> lols
15:55 <Abortion> So you confronted your neighbour about the bottle thing?
16:22 <Abortion> I'm not clear, did they put it to the kerb to be collected by recycling, or cash it themselves?
16:37 <slinky_J> nup
16:40 <slinky_J> called office
16:42 <slinky_J> after nathan had
16:48 <slinky_J> because I thought I should explain
16:59 <slinky_J> and my thinking was I'd like nathan to get something out of this.
17:10 <slinky_J> He doesn't have a lot of money it's not even in his control
17:18 <slinky_J> they took it to the curb
17:23 <slinky_J> thinking they were doing us a favour
17:25 <slinky_J> without asking
17:35 <Abortion> What, are they not from SA or something?
17:37 <slinky_J> so office (Dexter) good guy, rang the mother
17:42 <slinky_J> lol
17:50 <slinky_J> yer it's strange they didn't ask first!
17:52 <slinky_J> but
18:04 <slinky_J> I said that if it were me, and has been, I would compensate
18:41 <slinky_J> Was told his mother apologises and I told dexter for me that's good but I can't speak for Nathan
19:06 <slinky_J> not like when my bball backboard was broken by this chick Candice that lived here, fkn uni students lol
19:15 <slinky_J> she kepts blaming her x andrew
19:22 <slinky_J> and I couldnt get anywhere to get the money
19:32 <slinky_J> so oi r u gonna come see star wars with me?
21:29 <Abortion> When?
21:39 <Abortion> I'd be keen tomorrow evening
22:32 <slinky_J> tomoz
22:34 <slinky_J> well
22:36 <slinky_J> one sec
22:41 <slinky_J> because EXIMAX
22:44 <slinky_J> would be the best bro
23:00 <slinky_J> idiot on my fb, not idiot as in iq yer but he went to marion
23:04 <slinky_J> whutchu expect!
23:06 <slinky_J> lol
23:42 <slinky_J> oh Abortion how's this!
23:56 <slinky_J> QT's h8ful eight is going to show on 70mm!
24:01 <slinky_J> ROADSHOW LIKE
24:09 <slinky_J> witch music and interval
24:12 <slinky_J> on 70mm
24:19 <slinky_J> with that widest panoramic
24:21 <slinky_J> i drool
24:37 <slinky_J> I gotta tell mum about it because she always finds shit out but doesnt know i want to see this
24:50 <Abortion> I don't follow
25:02 <slinky_J> I've been to movies like King Kong where it had an interval, in an old cinema
25:02 <slinky_J> oh
25:03 <slinky_J> um
25:05 <slinky_J> one sec
25:11 <Abortion> Wait, I think I get it
25:17 <Abortion> I'm not really keen on old tech though
25:39 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2T9FhDR3zY
25:41 <slinky_J> watch that
25:41 <Abortion> don't get a sense of nostalgia or anything
25:43 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE HATEFUL EIGHT - 70mm Roadshow Featurette - The Weinstein Company (Dec 14, 2015) Length: 1:37 - Category: Film & Animation - 6,241 views - 61 likes (96.8%), 2 dislikes (3.2%)
25:46 <slinky_J> depends
25:52 <slinky_J> I would see it twice
25:57 <slinky_J> that version and the digital one.
28:28 <Abortion> The musical overture sounds like the best addition
28:32 <Abortion> not really bothered about any other aspect of it
28:48 <slinky_J> yes the musical overture 4 sure
28:56 <slinky_J> well agreed
29:03 <slinky_J> not bothered but it'd be fun to come across it
29:14 <slinky_J> as long as there is absolutely no directors night
29:37 <slinky_J> last thing on earth I'd want would be to be stuck in a theatre with QT
29:39 <slinky_J> and no way out
29:44 <slinky_J> in the age of mobile phones
29:44 <Abortion> lol
29:48 <slinky_J> lol
29:48 <Abortion> why's that?
29:58 <slinky_J> he's a bit full on
29:58 <Abortion> Oh because everyone would be pointing it at him?
30:08 <slinky_J> everybody would ask the wrong questions
30:12 <Abortion> haha
30:16 <slinky_J> before I met Rolf De Heer
30:17 <slinky_J> amen
30:23 <slinky_J> in the theatre
30:29 <slinky_J> people did ask the usual questions
30:34 <slinky_J> I asked something else
30:41 <slinky_J> maybe why he came up to talk to me later i dunnp
30:42 <slinky_J> dunno*
31:01 <slinky_J> but a room fulla QT experts and hardcore fans
31:02 <slinky_J> plus
31:04 <Abortion> Oh have you seen DBZ abridged?
31:08 <slinky_J> the biggest QT fan being QT himself
31:11 <slinky_J> nope?
31:16 <slinky_J> we should movie night it some time
31:18 <Abortion> oh hang on, lemme find this
31:31 <slinky_J> okie
31:35 <slinky_J> I want to see that movie
31:38 <slinky_J> Two Little Boys
31:40 <slinky_J> haha
32:01 <slinky_J> just not downloading now after yts shut
32:02 <slinky_J> sigh
32:24 <Abortion> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMBbWE1wCKI
32:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TFS Abridged best Frieza moment (Mar 15, 2012) Length: 1:23 - Category: Film & Animation - 29,546 views - 242 likes (98.4%), 4 dislikes (1.6%)
33:23 <Abortion> What I thought of when you said "The usual questions"
33:41 <slinky_J> haha
33:49 <slinky_J> I started making a list
34:06 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Moum447CsrE
34:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ariana Grande & Michael Buble Sing Death Metal for Christmas (Dec 16, 2015) Length: 2:12 - Category: Music - 78 views views - 5 likes (71.4%), 2 dislikes (28.6%)
34:12 <slinky_J> nice that was funny
34:15 <slinky_J> ahh dbz
34:20 <slinky_J> refreshing
34:26 <slinky_J> FUCK OFF
34:32 <slinky_J> MICHAEL BUBBLES
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34:35 <slinky_J> yo Abortion
34:56 <slinky_J> u a sea person?
35:00 <slinky_J> beach
35:32 <Abortion> I like land, I like the ocean, I'm not so keen on the bit between
35:43 <slinky_J> u havent seen this yet
35:47 <slinky_J> unless u did on my fb
35:53 <slinky_J> assuming u havent
35:54 <slinky_J> :D
36:03 <slinky_J> see donald trumps rant about internet in america?
36:10 <slinky_J> making sure isis cant access it lol
36:12 <slinky_J> i did this
36:13 <slinky_J> brb
36:13 <Abortion> Nope
36:14 <slinky_J> lols
36:16 <slinky_J> totes lol!
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36:55 <Abortion> I couldn't keep watching the michael buble thing
36:56 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/10552378_10154389073227995_1645278545979213615_n.jpg?oh=61f44176ee493f4d8f50404908459dc5&oe=5719CFFE&__gda__=1457645728_9efe826fc951d52eae12fff782ec760c
37:01 <slinky_J> Donalt Trump logic.
37:03 <Abortion> I don't reckon that was him
37:04 <slinky_J> ;)
37:11 <Abortion> looked lipsynched
37:43 <slinky_J> yeh yeh
37:46 <slinky_J> what about meeeeeeeeeeee
37:48 <slinky_J> i couldnt care
37:51 <slinky_J> :D
39:04 <slinky_J> "What
39:17 <slinky_J> "what's deaf got to do with it?"
39:27 <slinky_J> "Because he cannae hear you when you scream."
39:31 <slinky_J> seen FILTH?
41:37 <Abortion> I have not
41:39 <Abortion> I don't watch much
46:59 <slinky_J> mm
47:03 <slinky_J> howcome
47:07 <slinky_J> I mean I don't watch a lot
47:28 <slinky_J> we watched seven psychopaths, i cannae remember if you said you had or had not seen IN BRUGES?
47:41 <slinky_J> the proper hitman one
47:54 <slinky_J> SHE HAS A NORMAL HEAD
48:20 <slinky_J> fkn hot
48:49 <slinky_J> 38 tomorrow
48:58 <slinky_J> so says what ev her name is on windows 10
49:52 <Abortion> orly, bom says 41 tomorrow
50:17 <Abortion> 42.5C 17 minutes ago
50:44 <Abortion> though theres two measures, actual temp and apparent temp
53:47 <slinky_J> fuck
53:50 <slinky_J> yer
53:51 <slinky_J> well
53:55 <slinky_J> going by car is one thing
54:00 <slinky_J> by fucking tram
54:08 <slinky_J> walking up to where we did at LOP
54:12 <slinky_J> couldnt do that
54:17 <slinky_J> espesh if you'd like a drink too
54:23 <slinky_J> since Palace is TOPS
54:30 <slinky_J> I'd have sparkling red wine ;)
54:38 <slinky_J> is liken 8 bucks a champagne glass
54:43 <slinky_J> thin tall yer but so good
55:18 <slinky_J> http://www.palacecinemas.com.au/search/?q=Star%20Wars#gsc.tab=0&gsc.q=Star%20Wars&gsc.page=1
55:45 <slinky_J> oops
55:47 <slinky_J> scrap that
55:47 <slinky_J> http://www.palacecinemas.com.au/movies/starwarstheforceawakens/
56:13 <slinky_J> if it says E
56:19 <slinky_J> it means Eximax uno that right
56:23 <slinky_J> the old imax screen
57:15 <Abortion> E where?
57:18 <slinky_J> from 3 30 E onward
57:27 <slinky_J> clicked the last one?
57:42 <slinky_J> go down to select daytime
57:51 <slinky_J> it has it all strung out
57:58 <slinky_J> http://www.palacecinemas.com.au/movies/starwarstheforceawakens/
58:01 <slinky_J> ok is the same
58:14 <Abortion> What do they mean by "No free tickets"
58:22 <slinky_J> have to go there
58:25 <slinky_J> buy em
58:49 <slinky_J> hmm i may ring up
58:53 <slinky_J> see if i cna book
58:55 <slinky_J> and not book
58:56 <slinky_J> can*
58:58 <slinky_J> evs
59:37 <slinky_J> fuck
59:45 <slinky_J> i have money but not in thebank
59:52 <slinky_J> so cant book hahahahaha
00:12 <slinky_J> is tomorrow your best day Abortion?
00:17 <slinky_J> lol if that were your actual name
00:25 <slinky_J> i couldnt take your existence seriously
00:27 <slinky_J> oh gosh
00:29 <Abortion> bah, online booking cost
00:53 <slinky_J> yer
01:01 <slinky_J> mum gets tickets somehow
01:08 <slinky_J> in a club for shit
01:09 <slinky_J> lol
01:12 <slinky_J> MUM CLUB
01:14 <slinky_J> FIRST RULE
01:15 <slinky_J> shit
01:17 <slinky_J> phone ringing
01:18 <slinky_J> sus
01:24 <Abortion> 6:30pm is the earliest session I can do
01:41 <Abortion> but yeah, I'm not free tonight
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05:30 <steven_1> livejasmin.com
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08:16 <thestig> myfreecams.com
09:18 <steven_j> badteencam.com
09:44 <steven_j> ashleymadison.com
11:25 <steven_j> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbfpW0pbvaU
11:29 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: Shawn Mendes - Stitches (Official Video) (Jun 24, 2015) Length: 4:00 - Category: Music - 120,537,106 views - 1,270,759 likes (98.2%), 23,785 dislikes (1.8%)
12:22 <steven_j> I THOUGHT I BEEN HURT BEFORE
12:35 <steven_j> BUT NO ONE HAS EVER LEFT ME SO SORE
20:50 <slinky_J> what the funk
20:52 <slinky_J> back
20:59 <slinky_J> yeah nah tonight fuck tonight
21:15 <Abortion> well tomorrow isn't going to be much cooler, if thats what you're thinking
21:17 <slinky_J> i gotta go shopping soon then lax head kills my fucken bald shaved head
21:21 <slinky_J> yer ino
21:22 <Abortion> mmaky
21:23 <slinky_J> im concerned
21:27 <slinky_J> when is it cooler?
21:32 <slinky_J> b4 xmas
21:40 <slinky_J> OH DANG YE BOI BATMAN DLC 22ND!
21:41 <slinky_J> haha
21:45 <Abortion> Saturday eveing is showing small chance of rain and Sunday max of 30C
21:50 <slinky_J> gots to get Abortion a xbox one or ps4 ffs
21:55 <slinky_J> oh nice
21:57 <Abortion> its not going to keep going down though
21:58 <slinky_J> that sounds good
22:06 <slinky_J> yer
22:09 <slinky_J> hm
22:15 <slinky_J> fridays late night shopping
22:15 <Abortion> Wednesday will be 33
22:18 <slinky_J> lots of people
22:19 <Abortion> 'tis
22:21 <slinky_J> low parking
22:23 <slinky_J> :/
22:26 <slinky_J> sat prob better
22:28 <Abortion> I wouldn't drive in anyway
22:32 <slinky_J> ahh
22:35 <slinky_J> so come ehre
22:36 <slinky_J> here
22:50 <slinky_J> or u would want me meet u?
22:53 <Abortion> well actually I'd park in the parklands and take the tram in
22:59 <slinky_J> yeah
23:03 <slinky_J> nice
23:08 <slinky_J> nice
23:24 <Abortion> How'd you get in?
23:26 <Abortion> Train?
23:32 <Abortion> You're a bit far from the tram
23:39 <slinky_J> walking on a hot day
23:41 <slinky_J> yes
23:45 <slinky_J> a non hot day idc
24:04 <slinky_J> kinda why i was hoping after xmas might be a bit cooler
24:10 <slinky_J> really wana see this movie
24:11 <slinky_J> hm
24:25 <slinky_J> maybe I give you petty money to pick me up
24:29 <slinky_J> we park
24:34 <slinky_J> see movie
24:35 <slinky_J> and drop
24:38 <slinky_J> ?
24:45 <Abortion> could do
24:50 <slinky_J> kk
24:58 <Abortion> What session time were you looking at?
25:02 <Abortion> the last one is 9:30pm
25:03 <slinky_J> u figure time, let's not say it is definite right this second
25:07 <slinky_J> but hypothetical
25:09 <Abortion> but loads of people will probably want that one
25:13 <slinky_J> and figure petty money too
25:15 <Abortion> the 6:30 is an E session
25:30 <slinky_J> as long as we arrive before the session
25:32 <slinky_J> like 30 mins
25:35 <Abortion> Hmm
25:38 <slinky_J> should get ticks
25:46 <slinky_J> i tried ringing but got an autom
25:46 <slinky_J> :/
25:49 <slinky_J> yo bbs
25:51 <slinky_J> gtg
25:56 <slinky_J> we'll figure this out
26:01 <Abortion> k
27:30 <steven_j> <DistraughtEyeliner941> Steven you stupid Australian go on gta5
27:37 <steven_j> what do you mean
27:41 <steven_j> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK_0jXPuIr0
27:45 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: Justin Bieber - What Do You Mean? (Aug 30, 2015) Length: 4:58 - Category: Music - 459,926,541 views - 2,829,327 likes (89.6%), 329,979 dislikes (10.4%)
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49:08 <+steven_> pollock if you and jen are together
49:13 <+steven_> why do you keep spamming her address/
06:11 <dimaa> sup sluts
10:49 <+steven_> time for work :~(
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18:16 <Disp> slinky_J
18:25 <Disp> u bumjackin
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24:06 <slinky_J> fk yer
24:08 <slinky_J> 73 bucks on food
24:11 <slinky_J> woo woo got tons of fish
29:57 <dimaa> in the last 4 days ive eaten twice
30:15 <dimaa> im going to have a baller ass dinner
30:36 <dimaa> fucking ramen nigga!!!
30:38 <dimaa> thats happening
32:09 <slinky_J> fucken
32:13 <slinky_J> ah
32:15 <slinky_J> i cant
32:16 <slinky_J> dieting
32:24 <slinky_J> got so many fillets of fish
32:28 <slinky_J> n vegs
32:42 <slinky_J> drink tea eat fish n veg twice a day
32:59 <slinky_J> it's called low energy diet
33:12 <slinky_J> which i made up.
33:14 <slinky_J> lol
33:20 <slinky_J> in 2012
33:24 <slinky_J> i got penis
35:17 <blinky_J> lolz
37:08 <slinky_J> so psyched
37:12 <slinky_J> unf unf unf
37:21 <slinky_J> i just cant wait to be in the UK bruv
37:23 <slinky_J> xD
37:26 <slinky_J> LAND OF THE MOSLEM
37:27 <slinky_J> hahaha
37:39 <slinky_J> have never banged a welsh chick
37:47 <slinky_J> banged a bucket load of english broads
37:49 <slinky_J> in contempt
37:56 <slinky_J> since im Welsh >:)
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41:20 <slinky_J> i burnt my fucking eye
41:27 <slinky_J> thanks to the outside bit of the air con
41:34 <slinky_J> blew cig in my face gonna fuckin ripper it
41:42 <slinky_J> HI SHARN
41:46 <slinky_J> i heard u like beagle.
43:36 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12345494_1720289948206932_4486142031371525361_n.jpg?oh=17dd0b825cbf2f9d0d6c632016ee538f&oe=571C6BBB&__gda__=1461604895_253bedf595de1e37bb37aadd485f57c1
43:37 <slinky_J> yum
43:38 Mode: (by Abortion) +h blinky_J
43:38 Mode: (by Abortion) +h slinky_J
43:38 Mode: (by Abortion) +h sharni
43:38 Mode: (by Abortion) +h dimaa
43:42 <+slinky_J> aha
43:44 <+slinky_J> ty
43:47 Mode: (by Abortion) +h ajnin
43:48 * slinky_J kicks dimaa in the nuts
43:51 <+slinky_J> Sunday Abortion!
43:53 <+slinky_J> SUNDAY
44:01 <+slinky_J> windows 10 lies otherwise!
44:02 <Abortion> I might be booked out on Sunday
44:05 <+slinky_J> ahh
44:07 <+slinky_J> fuck
44:13 <+slinky_J> i h8 hot hot
44:20 <+slinky_J> let me look at sat what it says
44:23 <Abortion> yeah, the cool change has got my captain keen on getting stuff done too
44:24 <+slinky_J> i dont listen to you
44:28 <+slinky_J> OR ANY ACTUAL PERSON
44:30 <+slinky_J> lolssssssss
44:36 <+slinky_J> it better come tomorrow
44:45 <+slinky_J> no reason it shouldnt just move in over night
44:52 <+slinky_J> cannae do us any harm!
45:06 <+slinky_J> so ever fucked an English chick?
45:17 <+slinky_J> I know I can't get you to go all out on here like I do
45:18 <+slinky_J> he he he
45:19 <Abortion> no
45:39 <+slinky_J> fuck 39 on sat it says
45:41 <+slinky_J> ah
45:53 <+slinky_J> u cannae trust em but they fuck like it was what they were born to do!
46:10 <+slinky_J> man i gotta bust out my accent again
46:13 <+slinky_J> THANKS NANNA
46:27 <+slinky_J> i met a welsh chick once
46:30 <+slinky_J> at palace cinemas
46:39 <+slinky_J> she had a hoarse voice
46:42 <+slinky_J> nah it was deep but
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46:56 <+slinky_J> and she wasnt slutty enough to ask for a number or fb
47:09 <+slinky_J> easy come, easy ho! the rest!
47:32 <+slinky_J> I forget which area ur from
47:37 <+slinky_J> I will look at your facebook
47:40 <+slinky_J> and like a picture
47:44 <+slinky_J> lol
47:47 <+slinky_J> ahaha lols
47:53 <+slinky_J> a really shit one!
48:00 <+slinky_J> LOVE THIS!
48:34 <+slinky_J> K finding it hard to like things you say when it's about computers.
48:35 <+slinky_J> :(
48:44 <+slinky_J> we r not compatible girlfriends!
49:06 <+slinky_J> BAM THERE YA GO!!!!
49:38 <Abortion> eh?
49:48 <Abortion> nah ignore my facebook
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49:58 <Abortion> I don't take it seriously
49:58 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v azn_tintin
49:58 <Abortion> you shouldn't either
50:06 <+slinky_J> well
50:10 <+slinky_J> u said room for rent
50:11 <+slinky_J> i typed
50:14 <+slinky_J> Met Alf? :P
50:19 <+slinky_J> alf!!!!!!!
50:32 <Abortion> thats been taken
50:32 <Abortion> that was months ago
50:36 <+slinky_J> bah!
50:45 <+slinky_J> tired of drifting, searching, shifting from town to town
50:49 <Abortion> yeah I don't write much on there
50:53 <+slinky_J> everytime i slip and slide a little further down
51:08 <+slinky_J> yer it's for fun posts 4 me
51:11 <+slinky_J> or a rage
51:16 <+slinky_J> or manipulate cunts like sezz
51:23 <+slinky_J> by raging on there they see it put it in melb chan
51:26 <+slinky_J> then i del
51:28 <+slinky_J> haha
51:38 <+slinky_J> man it has happened more than twice
52:30 <+slinky_J> oi Abortion u like comedy stand up?
52:46 <+slinky_J> im not in to aussie stuff really, saw that J guy
52:49 <+slinky_J> Jimoen! once
52:56 <Abortion> no idea
53:05 <+slinky_J> after a mate had a freak out on weed thanx to me saying i was god whilst i sat behind him in the car
53:17 <+slinky_J> at the end my mum n brother wanted to get an autograph
53:23 <+slinky_J> so patrick and i filed on with
53:26 <+slinky_J> and I talk to him
53:31 <+slinky_J> i said the lamest shit brother
53:32 <+slinky_J> i go
53:44 <+slinky_J> I really like you're show but I haven't seen it
53:49 <+slinky_J> cunt starts cracking up laughing
54:05 <+slinky_J> anyway got an autograph on a pic an ambo took of patrick all doped out in the ambulance
54:07 <+slinky_J> funny as anyway
54:15 <+slinky_J> got somethin u might like
54:19 <+slinky_J> i LOVE it
54:25 <+slinky_J> it's a one man show
54:30 <+slinky_J> so it's comedy/theatre
54:33 <+slinky_J> and old
54:40 <+slinky_J> not jack palance old
54:47 <Abortion> over my head
57:21 <Abortion> Sorry I've got other things going in my mind at the moment
57:26 <+slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP8emf6iPk8&list=PLCB152062CD6F07CD
57:27 <Abortion> Economics stuff
57:30 <+slinky_J> these are good
57:31 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: John Leguizamo - FREAK - Family Barbecues (Mar 29, 2011) Length: 1:37 - Category: Comedy - 116,193 views - 329 likes (97.3%), 9 dislikes (2.7%)
57:37 <+slinky_J> Economics
57:40 <+slinky_J> study
57:43 <+slinky_J> huh
57:44 <+slinky_J> ?
57:48 <Abortion> No, just ideas
57:50 <+slinky_J> oh
57:51 <+slinky_J> so
57:52 <+slinky_J> share
57:52 <Abortion> I like thinking about it
57:55 <+slinky_J> sure
58:03 <+slinky_J> I mostly think about dinosaurs.
58:06 <Abortion> Oh well, I was bashing around ideas in politicaldebate
58:11 <+slinky_J> ah
58:21 <+slinky_J> I thought that channel was ironic.
58:26 <Abortion> My thinking is that, all economies get stuck in a rut from a build up of regulation over time
58:33 <Abortion> only change can lead to progress
58:36 <+slinky_J> coincidently
58:44 <+slinky_J> wait
58:50 <+slinky_J> the best way to do this
58:53 <+slinky_J> is i take that
58:55 <+slinky_J> one sec
59:05 <+slinky_J> I'm going to search that
59:12 <+slinky_J> comparison
59:12 <Abortion> It lines up with the idea that the big changes in society align with disasters
59:20 <Abortion> Whether natural or otherwise
59:41 <+slinky_J> I do this with a lot of things I think about
59:49 <+slinky_J> i put it in a search
59:55 <+slinky_J> not questions
00:05 <+slinky_J> which type of disasters
00:16 <+slinky_J> take out gods so mans
00:22 <+slinky_J> whicih of mans disasters
00:25 <Abortion> epidemics, wars, earthquakes
00:25 <+slinky_J> it's a broad field
00:30 <+slinky_J> in florida
00:35 <+slinky_J> they know that the sea is rising
00:44 <+slinky_J> naturally as it would without excellerated climate change..
00:51 <+slinky_J> and they spent ten million dollars
00:54 <+slinky_J> this is from memory not now
01:04 <+slinky_J> on a half mile or mile of protection.
01:13 <+slinky_J> Economics is fucked in America
02:04 <+slinky_J> I just hit gold for writing
02:07 <+slinky_J> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/bsp/hi/pdfs/30_04_10_finaldebate.pdf
02:28 <+slinky_J> pandemics we don't have to worry about
02:34 <Abortion> In the past
02:36 <+slinky_J> paranoia Abortion
02:43 <Abortion> like what happened after the black plague
02:44 <+slinky_J> have you figured paranoia in to it
02:45 <Abortion> big changes
02:50 <+slinky_J> true
03:01 <+slinky_J> religious, political and social changes
03:05 <+slinky_J> and the plague is still here
04:13 <+slinky_J> In Australia we're pretty much okay when it comes to disasters, heck the worst shooting this year was a moslem child killing a police member
04:18 <+slinky_J> not sure what he did for work
04:37 <+slinky_J> we need to stop out-sourcing for one
04:55 <Abortion> I don't know
04:57 <+slinky_J> problem is trade is big business right
05:05 <+slinky_J> and regulation is one thing
05:06 <+slinky_J> say
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05:06 <Abortion> I think we can, but we have to be selective with what we let out
05:08 <+slinky_J> in South Korea
05:10 <Abortion> we need a national strategy
05:10 <+slinky_J> for example
05:17 <Abortion> we've got basically none at the moment
05:20 <+slinky_J> for the last four hundred odd years they've been eating dog meat
05:23 <+slinky_J> traditionally
05:23 <Abortion> "innovation" is not a strategy
05:29 <+slinky_J> but to us it's seen as evil and a crime
05:31 <+slinky_J> well not to me
05:36 <+slinky_J> but it isn't regulated
05:51 <+slinky_J> and dog meat is eaten in other Asian countries such as Vietnam, China
06:04 <+slinky_J> regulate the industry, they will make more money
06:23 <+slinky_J> they're already under such scrute from activists that it's only a matter of time
06:27 <+slinky_J> and then business will boom
06:50 <+slinky_J> once it's certified, it's truly legal, any dog meat eater can order dog meat from Korea
07:14 <+slinky_J> it could lead to changing laws in other countries to allow that meat to be imported for those that choose to eat it
07:34 <+slinky_J> South Korea's got a bankable economic boost right there.
07:51 <+slinky_J> Heck, I'd eat dog meat.
08:28 <+slinky_J> Australia is a place of thinkers and doers
08:43 <+slinky_J> one of the problems though, for innovators is the speed of the internet
08:55 <+slinky_J> that's probably the biggest thing on my list
09:02 <+slinky_J> 46th I think?
09:12 <+BlackDevil> i bet joel keeps adele on repeat
09:13 <+slinky_J> people have been complaining for years
09:31 <Abortion> the rate of complaints has been increasing
11:19 <+slinky_J> yer
11:28 <+BlackDevil> slinky_J
11:32 <+slinky_J> think back to 1999
11:34 <+BlackDevil> did you see the knock out?
11:40 <+slinky_J> actually ill stfu
11:43 <+slinky_J> the knock out?
11:46 <+slinky_J> ey
11:54 <+BlackDevil> yea
11:56 <+BlackDevil> UFC fight
12:06 <+slinky_J> sorry Abortion I seem to retain information but putting it in to any reasonable context is difficult
12:07 <+slinky_J> well on irc
12:10 <+slinky_J> online
12:23 <+slinky_J> oh UFC
12:27 <+slinky_J> nah i didnt
12:31 <+slinky_J> not in to UFC
12:40 <+slinky_J> tho ill watch it if its on and nothing else is
12:48 <+slinky_J> I'm an abc sbs watcher
13:02 <+BlackDevil> you watch WWE
13:09 <+slinky_J> nah
13:13 <+slinky_J> never got in to fake sport
13:23 <+slinky_J> played a bucket-load of real sport though
13:29 <+slinky_J> never did hug a man within a ring
13:32 <+slinky_J> :o
14:14 <+slinky_J> I pref full contact sport to wwe stylized entertainment
14:19 <+slinky_J> except boxing
14:23 <+slinky_J> don't like boxing.
14:38 <+BlackDevil> you just watch men wrestle
14:44 <+BlackDevil> naked
14:50 <+BlackDevil> and put things in there bum
15:03 <+slinky_J> well
15:11 <+slinky_J> I'd rather go back in time and watch Greeks wrestle
15:12 <+slinky_J> sure
15:16 <+slinky_J> the real thing
15:17 <+slinky_J> hah
15:25 <+slinky_J> nah I just uh
15:31 <+slinky_J> Bruce Lee didn't invent mma
15:33 <+slinky_J> but he lead the way
16:03 <+slinky_J> so yer i do know my shit
16:12 <+slinky_J> just think they're on the ground for too long is all
16:57 <+slinky_J> if they tightened up mma rules and added a stricter code, for the new age
17:07 <+slinky_J> televised cage fights to the death
17:23 <+slinky_J> then id watch a guy bum fuck another guy to death with his nipples.
19:44 <+sharni> Eww
21:36 <+slinky_J> ^
21:42 <+slinky_J> proof MMA goes too far.
21:43 <+slinky_J> haha
23:02 <+slinky_J> Abortion this will give you a lol http://www.heritage.org/index/country/australia
23:12 <+slinky_J> i sped read then bbs
23:39 <Abortion> I'll put it on a list to read later
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45:17 <+slinky_J> just ate half a cucumber
45:18 <+slinky_J> yer
45:23 <+slinky_J> i need to get back to my books
45:26 <+slinky_J> if it werent so hot
45:30 <+slinky_J> i love reading out side
45:34 <+slinky_J> or at botanics
45:35 <+slinky_J> fk
45:39 <+slinky_J> heat ruins shit
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51:15 <+BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4xSkJ4Hd8A&sns=tw
51:19 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: One-Way Mirror "Destination Device" (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Jul 21, 2008) Length: 3:55 - Category: Music - 86,615 views - 632 likes (96.5%), 23 dislikes (3.5%)
55:45 <+BlackDevil> this is epic music shads, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujkUd7S4zUw
55:49 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: One-Way Mirror "Empty Spaces" (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (May 25, 2009) Length: 4:32 - Category: People & Blogs - 35,345 views - 233 likes (92.8%), 18 dislikes (7.2%)
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07:12 <blinky_J> slinky_J
07:24 <nate> hey Blitzkrieg
07:27 <nate> love ya ;D
07:40 <nate> CUDDLEZ
10:10 * Blitzkrieg lixxxxxxxxxxxxxx nate
10:40 <nate> woah
10:40 <blinky_J> bumjack bonanza
10:41 <nate> lucky
10:54 <thestig> haha
10:56 <blinky_J> i drinking cold water
11:06 <thestig> bumjacked
11:21 <blinky_J> i fixed this computer
11:23 <Blitzkrieg> Where's my mate Pullcock?
11:27 <blinky_J> all it needed was a different mouse lols
11:33 <blinky_J> sharni
11:35 <blinky_J> sharni
11:40 <blinky_J> hey u hey u
13:19 <blinky_J> nice sharni babs
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14:47 <fish> fuck dont care anymore
14:53 <fish> fucken bipolar
16:40 <+slinky_J> Abortion
17:41 <blinky_J> pinky j
17:45 <blinky_J> bravz
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23:10 <+slinky_J> wot
25:33 <blinky_J> yo
25:35 <blinky_J> melies
25:38 <blinky_J> fukn melies
25:41 <blinky_J> big tt's
25:44 <blinky_J> fat fucken tits bitch
25:47 <blinky_J> kick ya in the gutz
25:55 <blinky_J> MeLieS
26:50 <+sharni> What
27:09 <+amelia> all tits are fat
27:18 <+amelia> the fuck you think they are made up of
27:26 <blinky_J> iunno
27:39 <blinky_J> sharnis
27:44 <blinky_J> hello pretty woman
28:00 <+slinky_J> my penis
28:04 <+slinky_J> melies
28:08 <+slinky_J> wots a melies
28:14 <+slinky_J> oh amelia
28:15 <+slinky_J> oh haha
28:21 <+slinky_J> got a vet thing today not a bill
28:28 <+slinky_J> and it's like Amelie's visit
28:34 <+slinky_J> lols listed Amelie Blackwood
28:36 <+slinky_J> funny as
29:32 <blinky_J> lols
29:57 <nate> Breast is composed of glandularr tissue and fatty tissue, all wrapped in what we call the "skin envelope."
30:14 <nate> i finks blinky_Js breast is all fat ;l
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32:57 <+slinky_J> watching scream
33:02 <+slinky_J> blinky_J is ma boiii
33:25 <nate> may i have blinky_J for one night slinky_J ;?
34:15 <blinky_J> lolz
34:18 <blinky_J> bumjack
37:19 <blinky_J> i only love melies boobies
38:00 <+slinky_J> man
38:07 <+slinky_J> QT's hateful eight
38:10 <+slinky_J> 70mm
38:11 <nate> blinky_J would u SUCK EM!
38:14 <+slinky_J> not even showing in S.A.
38:24 <+slinky_J> the state with the most festivals and recognition
38:31 <+slinky_J> ffs
38:35 <+slinky_J> syd n melb
38:42 <+slinky_J> nobody wants to go to fucking sydney
39:06 <+slinky_J> it ain't cool anymore man it has two icons that every body knows and nobody cares about
39:27 <+slinky_J> if we made blockbuster films the harbour bridge would have been in all of them and we'd all kill ourselves
47:10 <blinky_J> im gonna suck on melies tt's
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49:33 <+slinky_J> Turn on the patio lights
49:37 <+slinky_J> Again
49:39 <+slinky_J> hahaha
49:48 <+slinky_J> man fuck sydney
49:56 <+slinky_J> hope some fkn moslems kill somebody
49:58 <+slinky_J> fuck it up
50:00 <+slinky_J> :/
50:04 <+slinky_J> lel naw i dont
50:10 <+slinky_J> but still fuck sydney is over
50:16 <+slinky_J> like the 1900's OVER BABY
50:47 <+slinky_J> btw blinky_J I discovered that thumbs aren't long enough to count.
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52:18 <nate> https://mrjodysmith.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/fat-cupid.jpg
54:05 <+amelia> yummmmm
54:57 <+slinky_J> Hey amelia
55:08 <+slinky_J> what's your favourite scary blinky
55:19 <+slinky_J> i wish you would sing again :(
55:56 <+slinky_J> I FORGOT TO BUY EGGS AND AMELIA DOESN'T TRUST ME FOR GOOD REASONS AND I NEED EGGS
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01:51 <+sharni> Lol
02:23 <+slinky_J> hm
02:26 <+slinky_J> sup sharn
02:35 <+slinky_J> im hot right now
02:39 <+slinky_J> no wait im inside
02:41 <+slinky_J> not hot
02:43 <+sharni> Aw yeah
02:43 <+slinky_J> so
02:45 <+slinky_J> soz
02:46 <+slinky_J> :P
02:47 <+slinky_J> lols
02:50 <+slinky_J> is it hot there?
02:55 <+slinky_J> IT IS MAD HOUSE HOT HERE
03:04 <+sharni> No
03:06 <+slinky_J> if we had an Asylum it'd send the patients crazy
03:09 <+slinky_J> oh lucky
03:12 <+sharni> lol
03:17 <+slinky_J> :P
03:20 <+slinky_J> sup
03:24 <+slinky_J> n dont say potatoes.
03:29 <+slinky_J> THEY NEVER UP!
03:30 <+sharni> Nm
03:37 <+slinky_J> sames wotchen scream
03:50 <+slinky_J> love it but then I start thinkin bout old days
03:53 <+sharni> Aww yeah
03:55 <+slinky_J> STOP THUNKEN EMS JOSH
03:57 <+slinky_J> aha
03:59 <+slinky_J> :p
04:01 <+slinky_J> best one
04:14 <+slinky_J> 6 34 n bright and hot
04:20 <+slinky_J> damned it I know why
04:25 <+slinky_J> Global penis warming.
05:14 <+sharni> Lol
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05:43 <+slinky_J> anyway I had a go at quentin tarantino
05:44 <+slinky_J> movie
05:48 <+slinky_J> not being shown in adelaide
05:56 <+slinky_J> 70mm this wicked tour of it
05:58 <+slinky_J> ffs
06:12 <+slinky_J> syd n melbourne's like all americans know lol
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14:42 <blinky_J> yo
15:05 <blinky_J> sharni
15:08 <blinky_J> MeLieS
15:29 <blinky_J> Croation Piece of Shit
15:31 <blinky_J> :))
15:41 <+sharni> Yes...
15:51 <blinky_J> sharns
15:55 <blinky_J> hullo
16:02 <+slinky_J> i got a poem for ya blinky_J bruv
16:04 <+slinky_J> want it
16:06 <+slinky_J> Steam
16:06 <+slinky_J> Tea pot
16:06 <+slinky_J> Meet pol
16:06 <+slinky_J> team st.
16:06 <+slinky_J> U.S.A. lol
16:06 <+slinky_J> S.o a bitch
16:06 <+slinky_J> Sue me
16:06 <+slinky_J> Eat Dick
16:06 <+slinky_J> ate at Ford's
16:06 <+slinky_J> Today I imagined throwing a rock
16:06 <+slinky_J> Imagine how the rock feels?
16:06 <+slinky_J> Bomb the Middle East!
16:06 <+slinky_J> barbaric compassion
16:06 <+slinky_J> Omission's etc.
16:06 <+slinky_J> Today I imagined a world without the U.S.A.
16:06 <+sharni> Hello
16:06 Kick: slinky_J was kicked by bios (flood)
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16:11 <slinky_J> oh where it cut out?
16:32 <+sharni> 19:16 <slinky_J> Today I imagined a world without the U.S.A.
16:42 <slinky_J> that's the end
16:42 <slinky_J> :P
16:49 <slinky_J> cool <3
16:54 <+sharni> Lol
16:57 <blinky_J> i luv sharni
16:59 <slinky_J> lols
17:00 <slinky_J> :p
17:47 <+sharni> Right
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19:10 <blinky_J> slinky
19:18 <blinky_J> snort some coke of sharns boobz
19:42 <slinky_J> er
19:47 <slinky_J> bro
19:54 Nick: slinky_J is now known as smooworm
19:56 <smooworm> ehehe
20:00 <blinky_J> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaahaaha
20:07 <blinky_J> SHARNIS SMOOOOOOOOOOOO
20:53 <smooworm> I am teh smoo that lives inside u
21:00 <smooworm> I wiggle and squirt and spit inside you!
21:01 <blinky_J> lolololol
21:04 <smooworm> ahehahehahe
21:08 Nick: smooworm is now known as slinky_J
21:17 <slinky_J> brb cig
21:20 <slinky_J> might bang a prossie
21:22 <blinky_J> u reckon sharn has a smooth smoo
21:28 <slinky_J> duno
21:39 <slinky_J> only know her from other server
21:43 <slinky_J> duno wot she look like
21:44 <slinky_J> bbs
22:00 <slinky_J> times like this I really want to beat something to death.
22:15 <blinky_J> set your sights on melies
22:18 <blinky_J> she needs a beating
25:53 <blinky_J> raining
25:57 <blinky_J> h3h
25:59 <blinky_J> -___-
30:31 <slinky_J> fuck me
30:32 <slinky_J> bro
30:36 <slinky_J> ima go around my mates
30:40 <slinky_J> n get stoned with her
30:41 <slinky_J> fkn
30:44 <slinky_J> bbl lols
30:51 <slinky_J> she only 2 mins down road
30:55 <slinky_J> maori gurl
30:56 <slinky_J> bbl
34:16 <blinky_J> i been fixin dis puter bravz
34:28 <blinky_J> lol u dont know girls man
34:34 <blinky_J> ur a nigel no gurls
34:41 <blinky_J> :]]]
34:48 <blinky_J> whereas i have melies in my corner
34:51 <blinky_J> :]]]
35:55 <+amelia> i would beat the fuck out of you
36:00 <+amelia> stomp on your head
36:38 <blinky_J> :O
36:42 <blinky_J> wat the damned heck
36:49 <slinky_J> i went off on fb then
36:49 <slinky_J> lols
36:53 <+amelia> drive your face into my knee
36:57 <+amelia> KaPoW
36:58 <slinky_J> OI
37:00 <slinky_J> knee me
37:03 <slinky_J> love it
37:15 <slinky_J> knee me with ur awesome sackboy
37:19 <slinky_J> ahahahahahaha suckaaaaaaaaaa
37:21 <slinky_J> bam!
38:12 <blinky_J> <@amelia> drive your face into my Smoo
38:15 <blinky_J> <@amelia> KaPoW
39:00 <breaker> P0W! RiGhT iN tHe KisSeR!
39:12 <blinky_J> lolzzzzzzzzzz
40:40 <blinky_J> pULLcoK mang
43:44 <blinky_J> MeLiEs
43:49 <blinky_J> get em
43:51 <blinky_J> get em out~
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59:31 Nick: amelia is now known as amousia
00:27 <blinky_J> get them tt's out melies u bitch
00:32 <blinky_J> stop making me wait
00:37 <blinky_J> i need to wank 2 sumthin
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02:35 <blinky_J> get those things out
02:40 <blinky_J> wave em around
03:05 <Skirmish> Good evening good people of nerdhacks.
03:13 <blinky_J> ay shitlips
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04:13 <blinky_J> exo mang
04:18 <blinky_J> i am teh tisk clone
06:36 Nick: breaker is now known as Osskkaarr
06:42 Nick: Osskkaarr is now known as breaker
06:59 <slinky_J> woo i stoned
07:17 <slinky_J> sup blinky_J
07:23 <slinky_J> man i want shrooms
07:36 <slinky_J> nobody ever has crispy chip shrooms in summer
07:36 <blinky_J> lolz
07:39 <slinky_J> fgts eat em all
07:41 <slinky_J> i wannem now
07:44 <slinky_J> lol
08:14 <blinky_J> lolz
08:17 <blinky_J> shr00mz
08:24 <slinky_J> w3rdz
08:26 <slinky_J> werdles
08:31 <slinky_J> shr00ms
08:40 <slinky_J> oer this movie is endin
08:41 <blinky_J> i got no seroquel left
08:48 <slinky_J> my mate wasnt even blown
08:58 <slinky_J> i got more fuct coz took valium
09:01 <slinky_J> oh tru
09:10 <slinky_J> i just hated that shit blinky_J
09:14 <slinky_J> made me a zombie
09:20 <slinky_J> but i didnt need it
09:20 <blinky_J> now i wont b able 2 sleeps
09:27 <slinky_J> u so used to it
09:29 <slinky_J> get off it anyway
09:33 <slinky_J> r u bipolar?
09:38 <blinky_J> yes
09:41 <slinky_J> coz im MDD and OCD
09:46 <slinky_J> oh! ok bro soz
09:55 <slinky_J> ye i asked for it from my doc
10:03 <slinky_J> he said ok coz it can be used for ocd
10:06 <slinky_J> made it worse lol
10:13 <blinky_J> friends of mine want them off me all the time
10:21 <slinky_J> yer
10:30 <slinky_J> i had that with losers that're still on irc
10:34 <slinky_J> or come on every now n then
10:44 <slinky_J> always pinchin valium n those n epilem off a me
10:50 <slinky_J> stealin if not payin for em
10:55 <slinky_J> had to make ppl pay for em
11:10 <slinky_J> got rid of those types long ago.
11:27 <slinky_J> not that i aint still oldschool ;)
11:29 <slinky_J> ahahaha
11:42 <blinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJf4_hsVEXE
11:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hilltop Hoods - Still Standing (Sep 14, 2009) Length: 3:46 - Category: Music - 1,978,825 views - 7,459 likes (98%), 156 dislikes (2%)
12:08 <slinky_J> aha
12:08 <blinky_J> we stay dedicated to perfection d:)
12:10 <slinky_J> nice
12:13 <slinky_J> man
12:18 <slinky_J> u even in South Australia?
12:27 <slinky_J> those guys are cool
12:28 <blinky_J> nup
12:32 <slinky_J> ah k
12:34 <slinky_J> met em
12:37 <slinky_J> chill dudes
12:39 <slinky_J> yrs ago
12:41 <blinky_J> theyre my m8;s
12:42 <slinky_J> yrs n yrs n yrs
12:54 <slinky_J> other groups too
12:55 <slinky_J> simmo
12:57 <slinky_J> uno him?
12:59 <slinky_J> ahaha
13:05 <slinky_J> fucken crazy bald head cunt
13:08 <blinky_J> almost fixed this computer [[[[[:
13:29 <slinky_J> mm
13:36 <slinky_J> if i kill a hooker
13:41 <slinky_J> and mutialte her
13:47 <slinky_J> and then say almost fixed this hooker
13:50 <slinky_J> what would you think
13:58 <slinky_J> without prior knowledge ^
13:59 <slinky_J> lols
14:18 <blinky_J> iunno
14:21 <blinky_J> melies is a hooker
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15:19 <blinky_J> bruv
15:29 <blinky_J> cleaned like 20-30 trojans off this system lulz
15:52 <nate> clean me blinky_J
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16:11 <blinky_J> go have a bumjack nate mang
16:21 Nick: blinky_J is now known as kuniva
16:23 <nate> 3 fingers or two
16:35 Nick: kuniva is now known as pinky_J
18:45 <Skirmish> Do you think you guys could survive life if you didn't have your list of drugs to take?
18:56 <fish> ?
19:07 <fish> i havent drank in like 6 days
19:14 <fish> weed in 10
19:21 <breaker> Liar.
19:26 <fish> im not lying
19:48 <nate> gonna start exercising fish?
20:01 <fish> i walk
20:12 <nate> get some muscles cooking
20:13 <fish> do few dumbell lifts
20:20 <fish> every 2nd day
20:30 <nate> do heavy weights ;D
20:37 <pinky_J> lolz christoph had weed earlier on
20:40 <fish> i need eat heaps
20:41 <pinky_J> lying dogshit cunt
20:45 <fish> no i didnt
20:49 <fish> lols
21:16 <pinky_J> bbs
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26:46 <slinky_J> so hot out
26:56 <slinky_J> pinky_J
27:02 <slinky_J> sounds like my x pinkytoe
27:09 <slinky_J> ergh sif i got her on here
27:10 <slinky_J> lol
30:08 <nerdhacks|44444> loooool
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30:16 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v pinky_J
31:32 Nick: nerdhacks|44444 is now known as steven_j
31:39 <steven_j> g'day kids
32:45 <pinky_J> yo
32:49 <pinky_J> waddup holme boy
33:00 <pinky_J> downloading windows 10
33:01 <pinky_J> he he
38:24 <slinky_J> boob busts pinky_J https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10376311_1061902933860767_834160074304244996_n.jpg?oh=f0ed59eec1c061df0e8cc157a0b66f6f&oe=56E45954
38:26 <slinky_J> ahahaha
38:28 <slinky_J> howzat
38:32 <slinky_J> BAM! IN YO FACE
39:11 <+amousia> jessica rabbit
39:30 <slinky_J> I might order food
39:38 <slinky_J> who the fuck are you
39:50 <slinky_J> !
40:19 <slinky_J> there's a movie called anomalisa
40:24 <slinky_J> seen it
40:27 <slinky_J> what does it spell
40:37 <+amousia> aMeLia
40:43 <slinky_J> no ways
40:49 <slinky_J> aMeLiE
40:50 <slinky_J> :P
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41:05 <+amousia> mofo said i looked mousey
41:06 <slinky_J> prInCe$$ aMeLIe
41:22 <slinky_J> try do mofo u talkin 2 mi?
41:38 <slinky_J> i wana know how u put up such a christmas display
41:59 <+amousia> COS I FUCKIN LUFF XMWS
42:00 <+amousia> XMAS
42:00 <slinky_J> I am a guy, 33, lives on his own waaaaaaaaaaaaaaiitt! I am a guy 23, live with his mother..
42:06 <slinky_J> o u do
42:06 <nate> woah amousia is a redhead
42:11 <nate> with big boobs
42:20 <slinky_J> well mum said she bought amelie a stocking thing to hang from her enclosure
42:22 <slinky_J> i was like
42:24 <slinky_J> BAD IDEA
42:27 <slinky_J> WILL EAT IT
42:43 <slinky_J> i fkn told her she can pull shit in to the cage thing
43:01 <slinky_J> can amelie hang out with ur dog
43:10 <slinky_J> she will bite her tail!
43:17 <+amousia> sure if she dun mind being licked lots n chased
43:24 <slinky_J> AWW
43:26 <slinky_J> she luvs that
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43:29 <slinky_J> ehehe
43:33 <slinky_J> u gotta chase her
43:43 <slinky_J> or she comes back to u wonderin why the fuck u arent having fun
43:45 <slinky_J> LOLOL
43:48 <slinky_J> haha so true
44:03 <slinky_J> if u tap her on the side she just sprints n comes back
44:20 <pinky_J> he he
44:26 <slinky_J> she is more like a dog than a cat
44:44 Nick: pinky_J is now known as kuniva
44:51 Nick: kuniva is now known as pinky_J
46:16 * slinky_J throws amelie at amousia's dog
46:18 <slinky_J> eh
46:20 <slinky_J> get along
46:22 <slinky_J> lolz
46:25 <slinky_J> SUFFER
46:26 <slinky_J> !
46:29 <pinky_J> lolx
46:30 <pinky_J> lolz
46:38 <slinky_J> hahahaha
46:46 <slinky_J> amelie would b on tha dogs back
46:49 <slinky_J> or somethin
46:52 <slinky_J> chasin dog around
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47:02 <pinky_J> u know the pain can hang in the air like cigarette smoke, right?
47:15 <pinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka16zZEVOVs
47:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hilltop Hoods - Live & Let Go Feat. Maverick Sabre & Brother Ali (Mar 2, 2015) Length: 4:53 - Category: Music - 784,012 views - likes (98.7%), 73 dislikes (1.3%)
47:28 <pinky_J> brother ali is pretty cool
47:34 <pinky_J> blondsey mc beards
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52:16 <slinky_J> what ever
52:22 <slinky_J> amousia
52:33 <Skirmish> slinky_J is better than Hilltop Hoods. Even said so himself.
52:39 <slinky_J> ey
52:42 <slinky_J> Skirmish
52:51 <slinky_J> can I talk to you in private
52:56 <slinky_J> ?
53:05 <Skirmish> Sure but I don't know how productive it will be since you're on drugs.
53:08 <+amousia> oooooooooo
53:14 <slinky_J> never on drugs.
53:14 <breaker> lol
53:18 <slinky_J> thank you.
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58:55 <slinky_J> SCREAM 2 i think
58:56 <nate> Blitzkrieg CARNT!
58:57 <slinky_J> Blitzkrieg
59:00 <slinky_J> !
59:00 <nate> welcome back
59:11 <slinky_J> yer
59:18 <slinky_J> Warner Bros.
59:19 <slinky_J> lols
59:34 <slinky_J> why the fuck be a faggot and get a job Blitzkrieg?
59:46 <slinky_J> normal people pretend to study.
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05:25 <slinky_J> phew
05:33 <slinky_J> anyone else breathing any better?
05:38 <slinky_J> I yams
05:49 <slinky_J> that fat taxi cab driver shits me.
05:58 <slinky_J> I go melb I might get murdereds
06:15 <nate> slinky_J wank over that redhead
06:19 <nate> in her hair
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06:22 <slinky_J> which
06:26 <nate> in her cereal
06:30 <slinky_J> haha
06:31 <nate> on her eggs
06:34 <nate> by her bed
06:39 <nate> over her car
06:39 <slinky_J> eh
06:46 <slinky_J> GIVING ME IDEAS
06:46 <nate> inside her pillow
06:57 <nate> so she can smell u
07:02 <breaker> nate bites the pillow
07:03 <slinky_J> "I'm talkin' bout blood babe." hahahaha
07:15 <nate> breaker of course:)
07:16 <slinky_J> nate spread his wings he is pretty
07:22 <slinky_J> when he fly so high!
07:26 <slinky_J> *awe*
07:31 <slinky_J> aaawweeee
07:37 <slinky_J> makes a grown man cry!
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12:33 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Qp38qT-xI
12:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. (Remastered) (Jan 23, 2015) Length: 4:19 - Category: Music - 12,966,806 views - 91,019 likes (98.3%), 1,604 dislikes (1.7%)
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14:05 <nate> like ass crack
14:09 <nate> for tisk ;l
20:31 <steven_j> looooooooooooooool
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30:32 <pinky_J> wooo
30:35 <pinky_J> windows 10 :)))))
30:53 <nate> pinky_J may i finger u!
30:58 <nate> with my pinky
31:08 <pinky_J> ewwwwwww
31:12 <pinky_J> u gay man L<
31:13 <pinky_J> :))
31:18 <nate> its only ya bum hole
31:21 <nate> comeon!
31:22 <nate> give it up
31:52 <nate> bleach it first
31:57 <nate> yeeah!
32:40 <pinky_J> ewwwww
32:43 <pinky_J> u gay man
33:54 <pinky_J> wonder why upgrading to windows 10 uninstalled my AVG
33:57 <pinky_J> o___o
34:29 <pinky_J> i hear mlies has a waxed smoo
36:43 <nate> u'd hope so
36:51 <nate> pinky_J u getting a woman for chrissy?
36:57 <nate> like buying one ?
37:05 <nate> :D~
37:52 <pinky_J> mebbe
38:10 <pinky_J> melies said she'll only charge fiddy
38:13 <pinky_J> :]]]
38:27 <pinky_J> 2 doller fiddy
38:29 <pinky_J> :)))
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50:28 <pinky_J> sharni left early
50:35 <pinky_J> she h8's me harrasing her
50:40 <pinky_J> for tt's n smoo
50:44 Nick: pinky_J is now known as smooworm
53:39 <smooworm> I pay homage to obstacles
53:40 <smooworm> The thin line between honor and horrible
53:40 <smooworm> The healing heart knows the eyes must overflow
53:40 <smooworm> Tears clear the windows that guard the soul
53:40 <smooworm> Now the let the water flow, you can scrub the mud out of your land
53:40 <smooworm> The blood out of your hands
53:40 <smooworm> But you've still got to cleanse the heart that's trying to beat inside
53:40 <smooworm> And it's only purified by the tears you cry
53:40 <smooworm> You can fight all the devils and slay them
53:40 <smooworm> But if you're made hard at the days end then they win
53:40 <smooworm> There's only one force that can solve all this
53:40 <smooworm> I want the warm heart that we all start with
53:40 <smooworm> Sometimes we march out ball our fist
53:40 <smooworm> I will give it all up but my softness
53:40 <smooworm> You will never invade my holy place
53:40 <smooworm> I let the tears dry on my face
53:40 Kick: smooworm was kicked by bios (flood)
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53:48 <smooworm> ;//
53:49 <smooworm> ;l
58:44 <smooworm> melies
59:07 <smooworm> ill leave the 2 dolla fiddy on the fridge b4 i leave okies sweetcheeks
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59:23 <smooworm> sharni
59:30 <smooworm> holla
59:30 <sharni> smooworm
59:41 <smooworm> yip
59:44 <smooworm> smooworm
00:07 <sharni> Rightio
00:40 <smooworm> what u doin 4 christmas
00:54 <sharni> Idk
01:01 <sharni> With family I guess
01:16 <smooworm> kool
02:25 <smooworm> i b drinkin probs
02:27 <smooworm> up me m8's
02:45 <sharni> Nice
02:53 <Skirmish> Do you think you will ever have your own family one day smooworm?
03:15 <Skirmish> Surely there is some druggo chicks hanging around you could hook up with and have junkie babies with?
05:08 <sharni> Lol
05:15 <smooworm> maybe ur crossdressing uncle
05:18 <smooworm> lolololllllllllllllllllllllllll
06:16 <smooworm> oi shit head skirmish
06:18 <Skirmish> You're going to have to consider not being homo if you want a family smooworm unless you're going to hook up with someone you meet at the shopping centre toilets and adopt a black baby.
06:30 <Skirmish> Then you could raise a little gangster like you've forever tried to be.
06:32 <smooworm> does windahs 10 have good anti virus and adaware dicklips
07:04 <Skirmish> It has the same level as Windows 7. You would still be better off with a 3rd party program.
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07:13 <Skirmish> Evening xm.
07:18 <smooworm> is that right
07:22 <xm> ey
07:28 <smooworm> pilliam
07:47 <smooworm> FREE SPINS
07:50 <smooworm> FREE SPINS
07:59 <slinky_J> oh fuck
08:01 <slinky_J> smooworm
08:01 <xm> kunny
08:06 <slinky_J> speedin off my nut
08:06 <xm> flush him down the dunny!!!
08:09 <slinky_J> :D
08:37 <smooworm> sif
08:57 <slinky_J> sifmadick
09:04 <smooworm> funny bf has han wif brown hair in movie he gray aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
09:04 <slinky_J> eat me
09:24 <slinky_J> oi
09:27 <slinky_J> change nicks
09:31 <slinky_J> ur doin my nick shame
09:36 Nick: smooworm is now known as blinky_J
09:39 <blinky_J> lolzzzzzzzzz
09:40 <slinky_J> ty bro
09:41 Nick: blinky_J is now known as Disp
09:42 <slinky_J> lolz
09:53 <nate> hi disp wanna do it on slinky_Js bed
09:55 <slinky_J> man im so fuct
10:03 <slinky_J> ye
10:03 <Disp> u can with him
10:05 <slinky_J> in ma bed
10:07 <slinky_J> oh
10:15 <slinky_J> got an invite at least WOO WOOOOOOso
10:17 <nate> dont chicken out disp!
10:21 <Disp> put a tube up ur butt and amelie can crawl up there
10:21 <slinky_J> yer bro
10:27 <slinky_J> i dont disqualify
10:34 <slinky_J> all men are created bum worthy
10:38 <slinky_J> :D
10:43 <Disp> :(((((
10:44 <nate> disp whats your best tasting body part!
10:47 <slinky_J> :/
11:03 <Disp> poo poos
11:22 <Skirmish> nate, He is a druggo that probably rarely showers ... nobody wants to taste any part of him otherwise he would have a gf and not spend all his time here.
11:34 <slinky_J> havent eaten all day
11:38 <slinky_J> like to eatta pussy
11:45 <slinky_J> LOL Skirmish
11:52 <slinky_J> haha
11:58 <Disp> skirmish is a banana man
12:01 <Disp> homosexual loser
12:10 <slinky_J> what's a banana man
12:10 <Disp> choc dipped banana up ya freckle
12:13 <Disp> aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahhaah
12:14 <slinky_J> yo im talkin star wars
12:34 <slinky_J> boom bam god dayum!
12:46 <slinky_J> xm cant count the miracles jesus did
12:48 <slinky_J> in the bible
12:51 <Disp> PaLpAtInE
12:51 <Skirmish> You know you're a failure as a man when you can't even keep a single mum from houso that can barely spell interested in you.
12:51 <slinky_J> that is not in the bible
12:55 <slinky_J> AHEM
12:59 <slinky_J> Jesus
13:07 <slinky_J> was playing with water and mud to make clay
13:14 <Disp> lolz
13:16 <Skirmish> How did it feel to learn that Lee thought you weren't good enough Disp?
13:17 <slinky_J> another boy came up and splashed a puddle of water
13:33 <slinky_J> Jesus, as a child, made this other child whither
13:37 <slinky_J> to old age and die
13:38 <Disp> skirmish is an angry piece of horseshit tonight
13:40 <xm> slinky_J? not sure what you are going on about
13:43 <slinky_J> for smacking a puddle of water
13:44 <xm> is this the real slinky_J
13:46 <Disp> i should cave this cunts face in i think
13:54 <Skirmish> lol not angry at all. Just asking you some questions.
13:58 <slinky_J> I'm just trying to create hype xm
14:03 <slinky_J> :P
14:06 <Disp> you copper
14:12 <xm> ahhh ok
14:14 <Disp> got a wire on ya shithead
14:20 <slinky_J> Disp stfu with your fifth grade education.
14:22 <Skirmish> I'm not a copper mate.
14:41 <Disp> slime
14:48 <slinky_J> Skirmish why throw left overs to dogs?
15:05 <slinky_J> Hope you gotta jeep!
15:08 <Skirmish> Everyone deserves to feel special sometimes.
15:19 <slinky_J> I want to feel special
15:27 <slinky_J> so tell Miranda Kerr that!
15:30 <slinky_J> DO IT
15:45 * slinky_J feels the used toilet paper
15:52 <slinky_J> this is why I need religion.
16:18 <slinky_J> "If only everybody watched The Drop" was said in the last 24 hrs
16:24 <slinky_J> I am going to watch it now.
17:27 <slinky_J> I have The Black Stallion.
17:31 <slinky_J> I shut down convo.
19:47 <Disp> ill pwn u
19:57 <Disp> penis boy
20:20 <Skirmish> You barely have enough brain power to pwn yourself Disp.
20:38 <Skirmish> You should set some new years resolutions and clean up your act and perhaps enrol in some tafe courses.
21:17 <slinky_J> own me
21:21 <slinky_J> own him?
21:29 <slinky_J> own penis
21:36 <slinky_J> shit
21:42 <slinky_J> I had these stem cells..
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21:47 <slinky_J> oh for fuck sake
21:53 <slinky_J> what the fuck is up fat darren
21:58 <slinky_J> you dick Jen again
22:04 <slinky_J> you're the guest
22:05 <Blitzkrieg> U smashed off your face again?
22:11 <slinky_J> no
22:13 <slinky_J> not really
22:22 <slinky_J> just calling a troll a troll
22:27 <slinky_J> and not an internet troll.
22:37 <Blitzkrieg> I heard TokenDaRing was back
22:41 <slinky_J> When's the last time you charged anyone anything?
22:42 <Blitzkrieg> Wanted to see for myself.
22:44 <slinky_J> yer
22:45 <slinky_J> he is
22:47 <slinky_J> but
22:49 <Disp> :[[[[
22:51 <slinky_J> he aint here right now
22:57 <slinky_J> he cant afford it.
23:03 <slinky_J> you can, he cant.
23:03 <Blitzkrieg> Same nick?
23:10 <slinky_J> course man
23:13 <slinky_J> same nick
23:14 <Blitzkrieg> k
23:16 <slinky_J> same vaginaman
23:18 <Abortion> He was, haven't seen him today
23:23 <slinky_J> naw
23:25 <slinky_J> not today
23:32 <slinky_J> this aint Sopranos bro
23:34 <Abortion> What's special/bad about this guy?
23:43 <slinky_J> I'ma go murder my cousin brb
23:45 <slinky_J> took my irc nick!
23:48 <slinky_J> back!
23:51 <Blitzkrieg> lol
23:56 <Disp> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpz__0-DnSQ
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hilltop Hoods - I Love It Feat. Sia - Blue Tongue Version (Dec 18, 2011) Length: 3:55 - Category: Music - 1,264,735 views - 6,211 likes (97.7%), 143 dislikes (2.3%)
24:06 <slinky_J> about token
24:08 <slinky_J> man
24:11 <slinky_J> nothing
24:13 <slinky_J> Abortion
24:16 <slinky_J> I am one of them
24:18 <Abortion> yo
24:24 <slinky_J> and nothing is bad about any of us really
24:30 <Abortion> a hood of the hilltop?
24:30 <slinky_J> we just hate each other
24:33 <slinky_J> nah
24:36 <slinky_J> just
24:37 <nate> hi Abortion u whore lover!
24:39 <Blitzkrieg> Na most people here are alright
24:40 <slinky_J> irc shit
24:46 <slinky_J> like me and Skirmish
24:50 <slinky_J> I really like Skirmish right now
24:50 <Blitzkrieg> Cept Pullcock
24:51 <slinky_J> fuck
24:58 <slinky_J> I'd say op the dude for ever
25:05 <slinky_J> but in melb dont like him
25:15 <slinky_J> Blitzkrieg was my boy, i went off at him
25:17 <Abortion> Yahey nate
25:24 <slinky_J> not a good reason
25:25 <slinky_J> ey
25:27 <slinky_J> Blitzkrieg
25:29 <Blitzkrieg> slinky_J
25:38 <Blitzkrieg> Let bygones be bygones man
25:42 <slinky_J> but still man enough not to be an asshole to me
25:44 <slinky_J> aha ^
25:45 <Blitzkrieg> Water under the bridge etc
25:46 <slinky_J> see
25:48 <slinky_J> lols
25:51 <slinky_J> :P
25:52 <slinky_J> >3
25:54 <slinky_J> <3
25:56 <Abortion> All sounds peachy
25:57 <Blitzkrieg> <3
26:01 <slinky_J> but token
26:05 <slinky_J> my point being
26:14 <slinky_J> he was a good student of darth vader aka Skirmish ahaha
26:17 <slinky_J> and he went rogue
26:20 <slinky_J> :/
26:24 <slinky_J> he's a cock.
26:27 <Abortion> mmkay
26:33 <slinky_J> a bent cock but a smart cock too
26:39 <Blitzkrieg> Token's alright
26:41 <Abortion> bit off the old narcissiscm perhaps?
26:43 <Blitzkrieg> Everyone here is
26:44 <slinky_J> you'd have some intelligent convos with him Abo
26:52 <Blitzkrieg> Abo
26:58 <slinky_J> rtion
27:05 <slinky_J> you would, he is a smart guy
27:27 <slinky_J> "It's not the dogs fault it's always a dick."
27:47 <Blitzkrieg> HA
27:51 <Blitzkrieg> I'm keeping that one
27:58 <Blitzkrieg> Next time I see my sister
27:59 <Blitzkrieg> :)
29:12 <slinky_J> fkn bitch spills it
29:19 <slinky_J> haha nice
29:24 <slinky_J> lol soz
29:27 <slinky_J> yeah
29:36 <slinky_J> I gotta kick someone out bbl
30:34 <Abortion> http://imgur.com/gallery/Q2pw4v6
31:38 <slinky_J> WOW
31:44 <slinky_J> bitches run
32:11 <slinky_J> I really want to do the hand in ice test
32:22 <slinky_J> I know this guy
32:58 <nate> Abortion i fought it was hot chicks running with boobies bouncing
33:22 <slinky_J> strange thing Abortion does not have a nice person in his life
33:22 <Abortion> its hot, err, cum
33:28 <slinky_J> strange thing
33:28 <Abortion> yeah cum
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33:42 <slinky_J> probably the reason quentin tarantino made a hateful movie
33:44 <slinky_J> imo
33:48 <slinky_J> wb StrykerX
33:50 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by StrykerX)
33:52 <StrykerX> Cheers
33:56 Nick: StrykerX is now known as Blitzkrieg
33:59 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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34:02 <slinky_J> Abortion where is the last body you buried
34:10 <slinky_J> and how much can I buy her from you?
34:19 <xm> he said he drove to melbourne to 'take care of business'
34:21 <slinky_J> +for but four fours never enter my mind.
34:35 <Abortion> A gentleman never tells
34:40 <slinky_J> or kisses
34:41 <nate> http://caught.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Babe-Topless-On-Beach.gif
34:47 <slinky_J> HE DID NOT KISS ME XM
34:51 <slinky_J> just saying because
34:54 <slinky_J> he doesn't tell
34:57 <slinky_J> :P
35:01 <slinky_J> murder gloves.
35:07 <xm> he didnt kiss you. he just flashed you his blue panties
35:12 <xm> such a tease
35:14 <slinky_J> I have my new gloves, out-shine your murder gloves Abortion.
35:18 <xm> he knew you wanted more ;'
35:33 <slinky_J> Feel the heart-beep
35:44 * Abortion ponders
35:44 <slinky_J> as she slips awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
35:50 <slinky_J> I have a song
35:58 <slinky_J> is what I was gettin 2
36:15 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCDrWtWpXPc
36:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Velvet Acid Christ - Slut (Apr 2, 2007) Length: 6:43 - Category: Music - 349,167 views - 1,818 likes (97.3%), 50 dislikes (2.7%)
36:28 <slinky_J> oldschooool
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36:37 <slinky_J> way before 2007..
36:37 <Blitzkrieg> Peace out
36:42 <slinky_J> ni ni
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36:49 <slinky_J> tell jen fat burgers
36:50 <slinky_J> oh
36:54 <slinky_J> TELL HER ANYWAY!
37:02 <nate> woah that choccy i had makes me wanna bang :L
37:20 <slinky_J> nate I have these buscuits in the fridge
37:21 <slinky_J> from mum
37:26 <slinky_J> to hold on to till xmas
37:32 <slinky_J> n i aint jackin that shit
37:37 <slinky_J> filled with choccy goo n shiz
37:41 <slinky_J> expensive she says
37:47 <slinky_J> n she know i dont like sweets
37:50 <slinky_J> i want one.
38:35 * Abortion fades to white
39:52 <slinky_J> that's what happened in 1999 when i odd
39:57 <screws> pliv - u around
39:59 <slinky_J> faded to white!
40:18 <slinky_J> took some really nice chalk shits
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40:26 <slinky_J> screws u and pliv
40:34 <slinky_J> u take communion?
40:36 <slinky_J> together?
40:40 <slinky_J> homos
40:44 <slinky_J> ?
40:49 * slinky_J slaps screws around a bit with a large trout
41:10 <slinky_J> fkn u banned from so many channels this is the only one you could get in without twisting some faggots nipples?
41:43 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpXk4Yiz8fs
41:47 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Faith No More - Separation Anxiety (Dec 16, 2015) Length: 4:24 - Category: Music - 64,451 views - 1,324 likes (99.7%), 4 dislikes (0.3%)
42:01 <screws> we communicate together sometimes
42:04 <screws> thats bout as far as it goes
42:26 <slinky_J> huh?
42:29 <slinky_J> sorry
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42:38 <slinky_J> what language is this ape speaking?
43:25 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) EOF from client
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45:57 <slinky_J> man
46:00 <Disp> yo
46:02 <slinky_J> steven_
46:11 <slinky_J> lol fkn skype
46:14 <slinky_J> sup Disp
46:16 <slinky_J> crackin
46:19 <Disp> wanna see me penis on skype
46:25 <slinky_J> watchin the drop
46:27 <slinky_J> naw
46:29 <slinky_J> i dont use it
46:31 <screws> dam. the one time i need to talk to pliv and hes not around
46:33 <Disp> :]]
46:35 <slinky_J> had to tell chick then i dont
46:44 <slinky_J> i b shovellin awrite
46:49 <Disp> i fixed pc 100 percent brav
46:52 <Disp> now i wanna buy it
46:53 <slinky_J> man screws
46:53 <Disp> :(((((
46:55 <nuthin> nate
46:57 <nuthin> ;p
46:59 <slinky_J> what the fuck you need to talk about/
47:02 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glr878X82PE
47:03 <slinky_J> dont fucking type it
47:06 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Faith No More - Motherfucker (Official Audio) (Dec 25, 2014) Length: - Category: Music - 284,262 views - 2,053 likes (97.3%), 57 dislikes (2.7%)
47:08 <slinky_J> if some one else cant fix it
47:11 <slinky_J> useless
47:11 <nate> what is it motherfucker!
47:17 <slinky_J> moment i see it i see it
47:20 <slinky_J> screws.
47:31 <slinky_J> dont avoid me
47:36 <slinky_J> this isnt irl
47:49 <slinky_J> maybe pliv is gonna dick hit ya?
47:54 <slinky_J> is that the question?
48:04 <slinky_J> I'll send the sperm out in the neighbourhood
48:15 <slinky_J> Pliv gonna Dick Ya
48:24 <slinky_J> sincerely screwed.
48:42 <Disp> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr0eCArApTc
48:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 Cent Position Of Power (Sep 16, 2009) Length: 4:03 - Category: Music - 1,400,679 views - 4,917 likes (98.2%), 89 dislikes (1.8%)
48:52 <slinky_J> haha
48:57 <Disp> [[{:
49:01 <Disp> :}
49:02 <slinky_J> hahaha
49:10 <slinky_J> wait wait
49:11 <screws> im not avoiding u bro
49:16 <screws> youre just talking too much i cant even get a word in edgewise
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49:17 <slinky_J> aye
49:20 <slinky_J> ok
49:22 <nate> fuck screws fuckkkk!
49:24 <slinky_J> i stfu
49:33 <slinky_J> and not coz nate dicks me
49:34 <slinky_J> :o
50:04 <nate> bring that redhead
50:08 <nate> LOLLOLOL
50:23 <nate> redheadreeeeeddheeead
50:37 <Disp> they say you hustle, 4 me i hustle harder, i got wat you need the trees that hard that powder, my niggas more 2 packs, they devour on the hour
50:42 <Disp> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAHA
51:08 <slinky_J> hahahahaha her
51:13 <slinky_J> eergh
51:34 <nuthin> nate has it all. b like nate
51:47 <nuthin> #1 man
52:01 <slinky_J> you goin to suck his dick
52:04 <slinky_J> Brazilian.
52:09 <nate> lol
52:13 <slinky_J> lol
52:23 <Disp> aww man
52:31 <Disp> theres this dude i m gonna chin ay
52:38 <slinky_J> chin
52:41 <slinky_J> what's chin
52:45 <slinky_J> oh rock
52:47 <Disp> whale
52:48 <slinky_J> inna chin
52:49 <slinky_J> yer
52:52 <slinky_J> nice
52:54 <slinky_J> well
52:59 <slinky_J> do it and dont talk about it
53:09 <nuthin> nate has no double chin he worksout
53:12 <slinky_J> not meaning any offense man
53:14 <slinky_J> just
53:17 <Disp> what slime
53:19 <slinky_J> dont ever
53:23 <slinky_J> tell ppl
53:25 <slinky_J> what u do
53:33 <slinky_J> it's why you'd get done
53:37 <slinky_J> u been jail right?
53:46 <Disp> maybe
53:51 <slinky_J> i bin jail
53:54 <slinky_J> nekked
54:02 <slinky_J> steven did more than me
54:18 <slinky_J> i been inna few jails
54:19 <slinky_J> lolz
54:31 <Disp> ill mike tyson any of you cunts on here brav
54:35 <Disp> im a very dangerous man
54:40 <slinky_J> naw
54:48 <Disp> ye~
54:48 <slinky_J> what makes you dangerous is what you're worth
54:51 <slinky_J> ^
55:09 <slinky_J> cops dont have the resources neither do the CIB
55:26 <slinky_J> if you're very dangerous
55:38 <slinky_J> tell the beyond blue chick you're very dangerous.
56:03 <nate> what are u talking bout slinky_J!
56:06 <screws> slinky_J: how much time hav you done
56:08 <nate> back onto the redhead
56:27 <Disp> sharni
56:40 <nuthin> its all about nate
56:41 <slinky_J> only seven weeks
56:42 <sharni> Disp
56:45 <slinky_J> oh
56:48 <slinky_J> and in mental
56:50 <slinky_J> months
57:01 <slinky_J> but i put myself in
57:05 <slinky_J> before theyc ould
57:07 <screws> 7 weeks in the slammer?
57:12 <screws> i didnt think sentences could be so short
57:13 <slinky_J> oh dude
57:18 <nuthin> show us the way
57:19 <slinky_J> u never done time in adels
57:25 <slinky_J> in the watch tower
57:31 <slinky_J> strip u naked
57:33 <nuthin> u great stallion
57:35 <slinky_J> shove u in no light
57:36 <sharni> Lol
57:41 <slinky_J> its real nice screws
57:43 <screws> what. you serious
57:45 <slinky_J> yes
57:50 <screws> everyone gets that?
57:53 <slinky_J> i won a case against them
57:57 <slinky_J> not everyone
57:58 <muppet> fags
58:01 <slinky_J> this was years ago now
58:04 <slinky_J> when they did do it
58:16 <screws> so you were there for only 2 months?
58:25 <Disp> i know killer riders players n shit
58:27 <Disp> :D
58:28 <slinky_J> seven weeks is not two months
58:29 <Disp> killers*
58:56 <slinky_J> and that's not then when I had myself transferred and everybody believed I was on drugs
59:02 <slinky_J> I was on prescriptions
59:06 <steven_j> loool
59:08 <nuthin> imagine being in lockdown behind bars in gaol and ur cell mate is nate
59:10 <slinky_J> so bam more months go by
59:14 <nuthin> how would u b
59:16 <sharni> Lol
59:18 <steven_j> fuck yeah
59:21 <slinky_J> dude
59:22 <steven_j> work sux tonight
59:24 <slinky_J> steven bro
59:26 <slinky_J> inna place
59:30 <Disp> stevie likes a bumjack
59:31 <slinky_J> u get more handle on shit
59:35 <Disp> guy or gurl
59:36 <sharni> What kind of prescriptions
59:37 <slinky_J> screws
59:50 <slinky_J> i never did as many drugs as i did locked out
59:52 <slinky_J> lol
00:02 <slinky_J> kindy sunny right.
00:17 <Disp> i put a hole in a nigger for fuckin wit me. :)
00:20 <nuthin> u'l b in all ur glory
00:25 <slinky_J> sharni uno melleroll?
00:28 <muppet> nate
00:36 <sharni> No
00:42 <slinky_J> I am not sure how to spell it
00:50 <slinky_J> I am sure they don't use it now
00:55 <nate> hi muppet!
01:03 <nate> how are things
01:04 <slinky_J> it is like a strong ass valium
01:09 <slinky_J> like a hmm
01:16 <sharni> What is it normally prescribed for
01:18 <slinky_J> if I took 40 mg valium right now
01:21 <slinky_J> wouldnt be the same
01:21 <sharni> Pain relief ?
01:28 <muppet> not bad. rebuilding a quad bike for my son, fuckin snapped the plug on it. gave up before i threw it in the tall grass
01:30 <muppet> whats crackin
01:41 <slinky_J> steven I'm Guedo
01:42 <sharni> I brought my son a quad for xmas
01:43 <slinky_J> haha
01:48 <slinky_J> quad
01:49 <sharni> Not going to last
01:53 <sharni> Yaaa
01:55 <slinky_J> sif
02:02 <slinky_J> an actual quad bike
02:07 <slinky_J> normal likes?
02:16 <sharni> No it's a shitty kids version
02:16 <nate> i have just eaten chocolate and i may have a wank over slinky_Js redhead girlfriend
02:19 <slinky_J> slap him so he isnt a fucken idiot about it :P
02:25 <slinky_J> THEN IT WILL LAST AND UR SUPER MUM
02:32 <nuthin> poor nate
02:32 <slinky_J> oh
02:34 <sharni> It won't last
02:41 <sharni> I'll give him a week
02:44 <slinky_J> I would just buy a dumpster.
02:45 <nuthin> how far have u sunk
02:46 <nate> nuthin poor effort?
02:48 <nuthin> :(
02:49 <nate> LOLOL
02:52 <slinky_J> "quotes"
03:04 <muppet> put a governor on the throttle
03:14 <slinky_J> throttle
03:15 <nate> damn it nuthin do i need a real girl
03:16 <slinky_J> game
03:17 <nate> shiiiiit!
03:18 <slinky_J> hm
04:07 <muppet> fuckin did a complete carby rebuild and still no fuel moving through it.. new jets i think. some fuckface kid filled the fuel tank with sand
04:09 <muppet> fuckin kids
04:43 <nate> is there 2 much air in the hose
05:24 <muppet> nah, it should ahve moved down and be going through the system now.. its not getting to the cylinder so im guessing jets are fucked
05:36 <sharni> Lol
05:49 <nuthin> hungrry
06:06 <muppet> i got the plug out after i snapped it and it was dry so theres def a flow problem.. however its got compression so air is moving through the fucking thing
06:09 <Skirmish> What's happening buttboy screws?
06:09 <nate> with da motorbike had to put more water and fuel in to help it suck thru
06:19 <nate> 2 much air in the sydtem
06:25 <nate> system
06:27 <muppet> nah air isnt a problem.
06:53 <muppet> you are talking to a guy who rode an RM for years man
06:55 <muppet> haha
07:07 <nate> yeah i took everything off, and put it together again and it didnt work ;l
07:11 <nate> i was like wot
07:12 <muppet> i live in a city now so the risk of police puttin heat on me is too much
07:42 <slinky_J> ey muppet you muppet
07:42 <muppet> where i used to live i used to just fang it down a couple of alleys and i was in the bush
07:47 <slinky_J> okay
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07:55 <slinky_J> mm
07:55 <President_Trump> loloolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
08:00 <slinky_J> muppet
08:05 <slinky_J> you ever get stabbed up
08:09 <slinky_J> or shot?
08:12 <slinky_J> I did
08:26 <slinky_J> talk about anything to me
08:27 <muppet> no but i got fitted up by the local rozzers for cattle rustling
08:37 <slinky_J> just i know just about everyone that matters
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09:00 <slinky_J> you fitted your dick in to your hand.
09:12 <slinky_J> should of hotshot it.
09:21 <muppet> also fitted it into your mums ring gear
09:31 <slinky_J> naw
09:34 <slinky_J> no
09:46 <slinky_J> your words are kind've empty.
09:54 <nuthin> still 24 degrees air con on now
10:01 <nuthin> tnx man
10:11 <slinky_J> beagle will be jealous nuthin.
10:24 <muppet> you make 0 sense
11:24 <slinky_J> do you know any dragons?
11:35 <slinky_J> muppet?
11:40 <screws> pliv?
11:47 <slinky_J> Dragons
11:50 <slinky_J> black
11:52 <slinky_J> Yellow
11:57 <slinky_J> ?
12:04 <nuthin> i breathe out fire
12:05 <slinky_J> know any?
12:09 <slinky_J> naw
12:09 <nuthin> alot
12:16 <slinky_J> muppet be on his arse about it.
12:25 <slinky_J> he's a faggot just to argue.
12:28 <nate> muppet check ya water n fuel baby ;D
12:31 <nate> lololol
12:38 <slinky_J> rock me irl muppet you talk
12:47 <slinky_J> everyone knows joshua blackwood
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12:50 <nate> what size motor is the quad
13:03 <nate> 6.9 litre
13:07 <nate> BOOm!
13:08 <nuthin> wot he do
13:15 <thestig> haha
13:16 <muppet> 50cc
13:21 <nuthin> mentioned his name
13:22 <muppet> no water. its not water cooled
13:31 <nate> NO water!
13:35 <nate> its magic ;D
13:40 <screws> 23:12		*** slinky_J quit (Z-Lined)
13:41 <screws> wtf? lol
13:53 <nate> fuck 50cc is small
13:58 <nate> wow
14:01 <nate> WOW!
14:05 <nuthin> u cant say josh*a blackw00d
14:16 <nate> does it just have a fan:)
14:20 <nate> FAN GINA
14:26 <nuthin> zline if u do
14:48 <nate> what a goblin
14:50 <nate> lol
14:55 <nuthin> its the way BlackAngel rolls
15:26 <nate> slinky was chattin to much anyhowz
15:29 <nate> lololol
15:56 <nuthin> smackhead
19:35 <steven_j> ;ppppppppppppppp;
22:31 <nate> fuck ing steven_janus
22:55 <President_Trump> steven_ where are the snot pics and audio recordings?
26:29 <nate> the famous emma in the shower with steven snot pics?
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26:33 <Disp> has she got em
26:43 <Disp> has she got em out yet?
26:50 <xm> steven and emma pee on each other in the shower
26:56 <Disp> heheehehehehehhe
27:00 <xm> it is almost enough to inspire someone to write a song about it
27:05 <Skirmish> lol
27:40 <Disp> skirmish snaps one off in the shower and plays with it, then pokes it down the drain
27:41 <nuthin> pong mixes poo n wee together
28:39 <Skirmish> I bet I could do that AND still keep someone like Lee interested in me Disp.
28:41 <Disp> | Joel joined ISIS'
28:44 <Disp> whats this nonsense
30:46 <Skirmish> If ISIS allowed joel to join they would use him as a suicide bomber cause he ain't much use for anything else.
31:19 <screws> duh hur
31:31 <nuthin> hes gay they'll throw him off a building
31:51 <Skirmish> lol true.
32:10 <Skirmish> What's a matter screws? You seem to have bought your cranky pants to irc tonight.
32:19 <Skirmish> Rejected after a first date again?
32:27 <Skirmish> Rejected before the first date again?
34:17 <Disp> skirmish
34:28 <Disp> do you eat your own faeces
35:09 <Skirmish> Ever notice that the really dense shits on irc always start a response or statement to you with your nick by itself and then what they want to say later? Not smart enough to do both at once.
35:49 <Skirmish> screws, Turn that frown upside down bro. At least you're not as retarded as Disp. He couldn't even keep a single mother from houso interested in him.
38:15 <Disp> this skirmish cunt im gonna chin this fuck
38:21 <Disp> fukn plummer fucker
38:22 <screws> good to know.
38:23 <Disp> arsehole
38:36 <Skirmish> You're not going to do anything Disp. You're a flacid loser mate.
38:52 <Disp> ohhh right
39:03 <Disp> im gonna kick ya teeth out ya little grommit
39:17 <Skirmish> What are you going to do? Take out a centrelink loan to pay for public transport to bring you to Newcastle?
39:23 <screws> oh so you want to fight someone Skirmish ?
39:34 <Skirmish> lol don't be silly screws.
39:57 <screws> i wont be
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45:14 <Skirmish> lol screws got chat up by a guy pretending to be a girl.
45:19 <Skirmish> Sooooo desperate.
45:32 <Skirmish> Didn't mayo get caught doing the same thing a while back?
46:44 <BrotherAli> haehahehaeheaae
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58:26 <steven_j> lolololol
58:39 <steven_j> President_Trump:
58:45 <steven_j> the recording has just started
58:49 <steven_j> he is in the shitter now
58:54 <steven_j> lololol
58:59 <steven_j> the water pipe burst
59:04 <steven_j> so I can get a photo of what he left
59:07 <steven_j> ahahahahahahahahahaha
59:16 <steven_j> i will be back
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