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00:00 <slinky_J> fuck i want more food
00:04 <slinky_J> normal food isnt filling enough
00:06 <SaintNick> slinky_J you finished syndicate?
00:06 <OffTap> my lower back is acheing :((
00:09 <slinky_J> had heaps of veg n steaks
00:10 <SaintNick> How was it?
00:12 <slinky_J> yeah SaintNick
00:17 <slinky_J> fucken sick best one yet
00:28 <steven_> to many bumjacks
00:35 <OffTap> hehe bumjacks
00:38 <slinky_J> best gameplay and weaopnry, gadgets and outfits
00:54 <slinky_J> and using horse n carriage and trains n the river
01:03 <slinky_J> using the rope launcher to traverse is mad fun
01:55 <slinky_J> none of the stories have been as good as the first game, naturally
02:20 <cornchip> hows it going?
02:24 <cornchip> OffTap
02:26 <cornchip> no jenny tonight
02:31 Mode: (by cornchip) +b *!*@54bbb085.emirates.net.ae
02:36 Kick: counterdefender was kicked by cornchip (fuck off cunt)
03:47 <OffTap> tru
03:54 <OffTap> no jenny ;l
04:40 <cornchip> its pollock
04:43 <cornchip> fuck the cunt
04:48 <cornchip> he has to stop the bots and flooding
04:52 <cornchip> if he can do that he can come back
05:02 <cornchip> i spoke to lxwana before she isnt happy with this place and pollock
05:04 <cornchip> so fuck him
05:06 <slinky_J> pollock the backstabber
05:09 <slinky_J> he would fuck your gf
05:11 <slinky_J> ur sister
05:12 <slinky_J> ur mum
05:14 <slinky_J> ur nana
05:20 <OffTap> kool
05:22 <slinky_J> fuck probably dig up ur great nana and rape her
05:24 <slinky_J> disgusting
05:27 <SpunkyGay> david you lnoer
05:29 <SpunkyGay> ROFL
05:35 <SpunkyGay> pollock cries to sleep every night
05:51 <cornchip> he would
05:57 <cornchip> i told u about him slinky_J
06:00 <cornchip> but u didnt listen man
06:14 <cornchip> jens ex bf of 11 years was pollocks only mate
06:19 <cornchip> and soon as he broke up with her
06:22 <cornchip> pollock tried to get her
06:25 <cornchip> how fucked up is that
07:01 <slinky_J> ive known he was a dog for yrs
07:08 <slinky_J> just gave him another chance to akrite
07:31 <cornchip> man
07:37 <cornchip> bad decision
07:45 <cornchip> he's most un trustworthy person on here
07:48 <cornchip> him and thestig
07:50 <cornchip> both rats
08:33 <slinky_J> yeah
08:36 <slinky_J> nah
08:41 <slinky_J> im down wit stig
08:49 <slinky_J> we have moments of love
08:58 <slinky_J> fantastic love like in a movie
09:06 <cornchip> lol
09:12 <slinky_J> then bad love like henry 8th having his wife head cut off
09:15 <slinky_J> such beautiful love
09:21 <slinky_J> fuck that anne boulyn slut
09:32 <OffTap> grassys sussed me out hard walkin home ://
10:15 <slinky_J> grassys?
10:18 <slinky_J> whats that
10:24 <OffTap> cops
10:26 <slinky_J> u reckon amelia is out gettin pregnant
10:38 <slinky_J> is it that time of year for eastern european birds mating season?
10:39 <slinky_J> ahahahahahaha
10:45 <cornchip> she is
10:48 <cornchip> getting some wog cocks
11:16 <OffTap> bet shes on her knees at a gloryhole party
11:27 <cornchip> lol
11:34 <cornchip> my gf did gloryhole
11:39 <cornchip> at sex shop
11:44 <OffTap> so did blackdevil
11:51 <cornchip> blackdevil is gay though
12:01 <OffTap> yip
12:07 <cornchip> faggot
12:08 <cornchip> fulltime
12:14 <OffTap> yes
12:40 <slinky_J> man
12:43 <slinky_J> i dunno wot id do
12:45 <OffTap> he has this machine that connects his butt to his mouth... he showed me it
12:48 <slinky_J> if i got drunks in thailand
12:51 <slinky_J> n fucked a hot ass chick
12:57 <slinky_J> n found out was trans sexual man
13:03 <slinky_J> suicide?
13:09 <slinky_J> murder them then suicide
13:11 <OffTap> found out?
13:12 <slinky_J> claim rape
13:20 <slinky_J> yea if i was so off my guts
13:26 <OffTap> you knew all along you turdburger
13:28 <slinky_J> like srs ones that been on shit since like 10
13:30 <slinky_J> u dont know
13:35 <slinky_J> srs
13:45 <slinky_J> those asians man they pull it off well
13:51 <slinky_J> its why Picard went to thailand i betcha
13:57 <slinky_J> lol
14:03 <OffTap> definately
14:06 Join: WingedAngel ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
14:07 <cornchip> lol
14:10 <cornchip> WingedAngel
14:13 <cornchip> sup
14:24 <WingedAngel> hello
14:25 <OffTap> prothero is a poofter gutz
14:28 <cornchip> he is
14:35 <cornchip> he's a good mate of thestig's
14:42 <OffTap> lolz
15:06 <OffTap> he is a good mate of thestiff's?
15:14 <slinky_J> fucking luke skywalker and han solo going around the galaxy assassinating the good guys
15:17 <OffTap> who isnt a good mate of the stiffs rather
15:25 <slinky_J> terrible what kinda message do those movies send to the little kids?
15:37 <cornchip> lol
15:44 <cornchip> shit movie
15:53 <OffTap> han solo is a weak cunt
15:55 <slinky_J> it's no wonder i want to just go serial kill people
15:59 <slinky_J> and shoot presidents
16:03 <slinky_J> stupid movies
16:04 <slinky_J> :P
16:05 <slinky_J> lols
16:32 <SpunkyGay> who the fuck is WingedAngel
16:36 <SpunkyGay> what the fuck do you want
16:38 <OffTap> bust in as yoda bruv and pwn em all ^^
16:44 <cornchip> star wars is shit
16:58 <cornchip> lamest shit
17:04 <cornchip> maybe some of the worst movies ive ever seen
17:06 <slinky_J> a chick
17:13 <SHOWTIME> agreed
17:16 <SpunkyGay> WingedAngel go pm tisk
17:23 <SpunkyGay> he wants a handjob and some lsd
17:43 <cornchip> u know the world is full of sheep
17:48 <cornchip> when they obsessing over starwars
17:54 <cornchip> imagine if that many ppl obsessed over the drop
17:56 <cornchip> hey slinky_J
17:57 <SHOWTIME> im goin hunt thestig down
17:58 <cornchip> imagine that
18:02 <slinky_J> yeah i just like this game
18:03 <cornchip> fuck thestig
18:11 <slinky_J> and the score
18:47 <WingedAngel> damn the people here are hostime
19:04 <SpunkyGay> hostime
19:06 <OffTap> 11:18pm
19:06 <SpunkyGay> HOS TIME
19:06 <cornchip> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKz2U4fvA4U
19:10 <SpunkyGay> TIME TO RAP
19:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Velvet Revolver - Slither (Oct 2, 2009) Length: 4:12 - Category: Music - 13,747,026 views - 44,554 likes (97.9%), 950 dislikes (2.1%)
19:11 <slinky_J> HO time
19:13 <slinky_J> hostile
19:15 <slinky_J> what
19:22 <WingedAngel> hostile
19:25 <slinky_J> best sex i ever had was when i was being hostile
19:36 <cornchip> lol
19:36 <slinky_J> best fifty bucks I ever spent on a shovel too.
19:40 <slinky_J> lols
19:50 <WingedAngel> how was it for your hand slinky_J
19:50 <cornchip> best sex i had was fucking this girl i met off okcupid
19:55 <cornchip> when we were stoned
20:05 <slinky_J> pretty difficult for it to separate from me
20:06 <cornchip> fuck she was good kisser too
20:09 <slinky_J> :(
20:28 Join: Kory ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:42 <SHOWTIME> make cunt squel like pig
20:52 <OffTap> he he
20:53 <SpunkyGay> WingedAngel: you pmed me out of nowhere
20:55 Mode: (by cornchip) +b *!*@201.20.6816E6.BD7D54
20:59 <SpunkyGay> i've never spoken to you before
21:00 <SpunkyGay> what do you want
21:01 Kick: Kory was kicked by cornchip (fuck off pollock)
21:15 <WingedAngel> i pmed u i didnt rape your mother
21:44 <SpunkyGay> who the fuck are you
21:52 <SpunkyGay> whats your deal
21:58 <SpunkyGay> why are you fucking pming me
22:07 <SpunkyGay> i dont know you from a bag of shit
22:10 <OffTap> heh
22:23 <WingedAngel> u done?
22:25 <slinky_J> The Hobbit An Unexpected Journey
22:32 <slinky_J> NOT UNEXPECTED WHEN YOU FUCKEN TELL ME
22:34 <slinky_J> fuck
22:40 <SpunkyGay> LOL slinky_J
22:43 <SpunkyGay> hahahaha
22:46 <slinky_J> just gonna watch the credits ey
22:46 <slinky_J> lol
22:52 <WingedAngel> or u wanna make a bigger mountain?
23:07 <slinky_J> u got some kinda problem with me?
23:12 <slinky_J> want to have one?
23:13 Mode: (by SHOWTIME) +b *!*@78.25.DC9524.64E4A9
23:15 <slinky_J> fucken gut ya
23:24 Kick: sagax was kicked by SHOWTIME (fuck off)
23:26 <slinky_J> uppercut n butt fuck ya!
23:35 <slinky_J> naahhhh
23:41 Mode: (by SHOWTIME) +b *!*@4dcbe7de.irccloud.com
23:43 <slinky_J> im not a jewish muslims
23:48 Kick: NoblePark was kicked by SHOWTIME (pollock)
23:49 <OffTap> i fried
24:22 <SpunkyGay> I CHRIS
24:24 <SpunkyGay> I POOFTER
24:28 <SHOWTIME> fried wot
24:34 <cornchip> get the cunt out of here
24:39 <SHOWTIME> i did
24:43 * cornchip slaps Izuru around a bit with a large trout
24:45 <cornchip> whos that?
24:46 <SHOWTIME> i think thats all
24:53 <SHOWTIME> mayb him
24:57 <cornchip> e
24:57 <cornchip> I
25:11 <SHOWTIME> i think it is
25:16 <OffTap> yay i lost 4 n half kg in 2 days
25:37 <SHOWTIME> yeh im goin meth diet wednesday
25:44 <SHOWTIME> getn an 8ball
25:55 <SHOWTIME> havin it all
26:10 <OffTap> this sounds like loopy
26:33 <SHOWTIME> it is
26:54 <slinky_J> a lot of people dont understand but jerking off on to a hookers face is something a man has to try once in his life
27:01 <slinky_J> just to know how degrading a woman feels
27:05 <OffTap> talks about meth, thinks its cool, knows the terms and slang..... but just cant get any. hahaha
27:31 <slinky_J> r chicks that addicted to meth easy to bang
27:42 <slinky_J> like u find a pretty one n just keep her habit goin
27:49 <OffTap> i only hang out with the criminals and drugdealers
27:49 <slinky_J> as long as she dont bang other dudes ey
27:56 <slinky_J> lock her in a room
27:59 <SHOWTIME> lol
28:04 <slinky_J> k gonna go too far soon
28:05 <SHOWTIME> catchas
28:08 <slinky_J> already did in my head
28:09 <slinky_J> cya
28:10 <slinky_J> ;)
28:47 <OffTap> i need a hot shower my back is killin me -,-
29:56 <OffTap> ah crud just shit myself... def gettin in shower, bbs
32:04 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@ce0dc047.iinet.net.au
32:23 Join: sfx ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
33:06 <cornchip> SHOWTIME
33:09 <cornchip> u aint getting 8 ball
33:41 <SHOWTIME> i aint?
33:43 <SHOWTIME> ok
34:21 <cornchip> show me then
34:24 <cornchip> take a pic when u get it
34:30 <SHOWTIME> some1 likes ya pollock
34:38 <OffTap> 8 ball is nothin
34:42 <cornchip> yes it is
34:43 <cornchip> 8 ball
34:44 <cornchip> lol
34:47 <cornchip> thats major ice
34:49 <OffTap> 36 points?
34:51 <cornchip> 35
34:53 <cornchip> dickhead
34:59 <SHOWTIME> this cunt goes by looks
35:05 <SaintNick> LOOOOOLLLLL
35:14 <SHOWTIME> best shit i had was crystal-line powder
35:18 <SHOWTIME> from cali
35:26 <SHOWTIME> damn dirty ass shit
35:29 <cornchip> hahaha
35:30 <cornchip> sure
35:33 <OffTap> my old dealer pulled out 5 balls mate
35:33 <SHOWTIME> made this bitch go blind in one eye
35:35 <cornchip> u talk so much shit
35:36 <slinky_J> this slutty heat
35:37 <SHOWTIME> after a shot
35:44 <cornchip> stop talking shit
35:44 <slinky_J> we should sacrifice somebody of importance to the sun god
35:47 <SHOWTIME> i had a shot of this other meth in jan
35:50 <slinky_J> some minister
35:53 <SHOWTIME> i had double vision
35:57 <SHOWTIME> for 4 days
35:58 <SHOWTIME> haha
36:01 <slinky_J> sacrifice that fat guy
36:02 <SHOWTIME> insaneeee
36:04 <slinky_J> uno the one
36:08 <slinky_J> loves golf n dinosaurs
36:09 <slinky_J> faggot
36:24 <slinky_J> he prob puts out more emissions than all the livestock in the country clive palmers
36:25 <cornchip> stop talking shit
36:26 <cornchip> please
36:31 <slinky_J> ok fine
36:39 <slinky_J> so what do you want to discuss
36:40 <slinky_J> finance?
37:09 <slinky_J> k if you have five dollars and i roll you, taking your five dollars how many dollars do you have left
37:17 <slinky_J> fkn rob ur house if u got more at home
37:44 <cornchip> lol
37:49 <cornchip> not u slinky_J
37:53 <cornchip> talking to SHOWTIME
37:57 <slinky_J> oh
37:58 <slinky_J> k
37:58 <cornchip> and thompson
38:01 <slinky_J> lols
38:27 <OffTap> what moron
38:42 <OffTap> ?¿
38:50 <cornchip> stop the lies
39:02 <OffTap> what lies
39:15 Join: Curt ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
39:16 <cornchip> the ice lies
39:25 <OffTap> i know alot of people mang
40:09 <cornchip> no u dont
40:14 <slinky_J> i know this one cunt dale
40:17 <OffTap> fuck i been smokin since i was 2 smokedog baby. remember that shit.
40:24 <slinky_J> he comes over smashed off his tits on meth or ice
40:32 <cornchip> stop ur lies joel
40:34 <slinky_J> n he leans so far forward his hat touches the floor
40:38 <slinky_J> i never let the dirty cunt inside
40:40 <slinky_J> fuck
41:16 Join: tisk ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
41:20 * cornchip slaps tisk around a bit with a large trout
41:22 <tisk> lol
41:43 <slinky_J> tisk bro would you suck my dick for money for ur drugs?
41:54 <tisk> no
42:01 <cornchip> give tisk a break
42:03 <cornchip> he's a good bloke
42:08 <cornchip> has a warm heart
42:10 <cornchip> and a really nice cock
42:44 <tisk> lol
43:22 <slinky_J> yeah
43:25 <slinky_J> i wanted to know
43:26 <SHOWTIME> tisk would u suck mine for nothing?
43:33 <tisk> no
43:37 <slinky_J> a lot of str8 guys that hate on poofs would suck dick for drugs
43:38 <SHOWTIME> u can pay me then
43:41 <slinky_J> got to weedle them out
44:00 <steven_> lolollllllllll
44:01 <tisk> stoned
44:03 <tisk> lols
44:09 <cornchip> i would suck tisk's cock
44:11 <cornchip> for a dimsim
44:22 <tisk> lols
44:24 <SHOWTIME> i would for a pie
44:33 <OffTap> ;l
44:38 <slinky_J> dimsim
44:39 <slinky_J> hmm
44:41 <slinky_J> dumpling
44:43 <slinky_J> real dimsim
44:47 <slinky_J> or one of those fish shop ones
44:47 <slinky_J> ?
45:03 <slinky_J> i had ox tongue once was yum
45:19 <cornchip> lol
45:23 <cornchip> tisk
45:28 <cornchip> can i finger u for a spring roll?
45:39 <slinky_J> fuck yeah
45:46 <slinky_J> dip it in his mouth a little first
45:46 <OffTap> chicken dim sims are good
45:49 <slinky_J> like doin a dna swab
45:53 <slinky_J> then suck his spit off it
45:56 <slinky_J> and spit it in his face
46:01 <slinky_J> smoke that when it dries cunt
46:40 <tisk> oh
46:42 <slinky_J> only joking tisk dont b scared of me im big cuddley bald bear
46:42 <tisk> wtf
46:44 <OffTap> this asian guy was trying to ask me the time. i said fuck off ya jap cunt
47:09 <cornchip> tisk
47:16 <cornchip> 2 dollars gets u lots of spring rolls from coles
47:19 <cornchip> 2 dollars man
47:22 <tisk> lols
47:23 <cornchip> gets u like 12
47:25 <cornchip> or 16
47:35 <slinky_J> 2 bucks
47:36 <slinky_J> fuck
47:40 <slinky_J> i could live off em
47:44 <slinky_J> ima look next time those fucks
47:47 <slinky_J> hiding shit from me
47:55 <slinky_J> spring rolls with vietnamese spring roll dipping sauce
48:21 <tisk> :/
48:28 <tisk> :
48:36 <tisk> ./
48:55 <OffTap> tisko when did u last cry yourself 2 sleep man
49:30 <cornchip> yeh
49:32 <cornchip> slinky_J
49:34 <cornchip> get them
49:35 <cornchip> 2 bucks
49:36 <cornchip> they are good
49:39 <cornchip> ive been eating them a lot lately
49:48 Quit: SaintNick ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
50:23 <SHOWTIME> fuk u sfx u cunt i'l slit ur fukn throat in an ice rage
50:49 <SHOWTIME> im hungry now
52:23 <SHOWTIME> im just kidding
52:29 <SHOWTIME> i love u officeworks
52:38 Mode: (by SHOWTIME) +v sfx
53:03 <OffTap> i am not hungry
53:25 <tisk> fuck up
53:27 <tisk> lols
53:36 <OffTap> tiskyyyy
53:37 <SHOWTIME> mediteranean mix
53:52 Join: Joseph ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
53:58 <OffTap> wherez sooty at the moment christoph
54:37 Nick: Joseph is now known as Joe
54:47 <OffTap> oldmate said he give me ball for 700 on tues
55:38 <OffTap> noway man ill literally be up for a week or 2 scattered as fuck
55:45 <cornchip> 700
55:47 <cornchip> nice price
55:53 <cornchip> a week?
55:55 <cornchip> from a ball?
56:01 <cornchip> u must get shit
56:09 <cornchip> me and my gf can stay up for a week off half a gram
56:18 <cornchip> and i dont even recon that gear is good
56:22 <cornchip> i told her she got very angry at me
56:27 <tisk> i got to sleep still
56:31 <tisk> goto
56:34 <OffTap> u gotta put away enuff to sell to make ur money back what evers left you use or hook ur m8s up watevs
56:46 <cornchip> i told her when u were fucking 8 years old i was smoking ice
57:41 <SHOWTIME> druggoies
57:49 <slinky_J> telling chicks shit to put them in their place
57:57 <cornchip> yeh fuck them
58:04 <slinky_J> dumb bitch on tv on the loop today said she was eight when nelly hot in here came out
58:06 <slinky_J> and im like
58:06 <OffTap> get a ball for 700 sell 35 individual points n make 3500
58:09 <tisk> .................\[;'
58:10 <slinky_J> you fucking shut the fuck up slut
58:13 <slinky_J> think you know shit
58:15 <cornchip> do it then slinky_J
58:17 <cornchip> sorry
58:18 <slinky_J> fucking smash your face in
58:18 <cornchip> OffTap
58:20 <slinky_J> lol
58:24 <slinky_J> lol
58:27 <Joe> tisk
58:40 <tisk> Joe
58:59 <OffTap> tisky pack his cone piece with his fingernails
59:01 <SHOWTIME> who can b fukd sellin points
59:11 <OffTap> get him high mang
59:16 <SHOWTIME> thats 35 ppl i xdont want knowing
59:57 <OffTap> wat bout quart ounce 7k worth imoz
01:13 <cornchip> hahahahaha
01:16 <cornchip> hahahahahahahah
01:27 <cornchip> back in my day we got ounces for 6k
01:31 <cornchip> and that was real shit
01:34 <cornchip> hard asian ice
01:39 <cornchip> basically pure
02:01 <tisk> in my day i got that too and i went to sleep after 10 hours
02:14 <OffTap> then u woke up
02:25 <OffTap> realied it was all dream
02:48 <SHOWTIME> ounces for 5.5k now
02:55 <SHOWTIME> still too much
03:15 <cornchip> thats bullshit
03:16 <tisk> i used to get it free for dancing
03:17 <cornchip> shit gear
03:20 <cornchip> 5.5k ounce
03:21 <cornchip> rubbish
03:25 <cornchip> absolute shit
03:31 <tisk> at a techno club
03:49 <tisk> lols
03:56 <OffTap> the first point i got of him smoked for an hour
04:19 <OffTap> if you know how to use a flute in the correct maner
04:32 <tisk> i do
04:33 <cornchip> lool
04:35 <cornchip> 1 hour
04:43 <tisk> but i only done it 8 times
04:43 <cornchip> 1 hour of constant smoke?
04:47 <cornchip> thats bullshit
04:47 <SHOWTIME> u wouldnt kno cornchip
04:50 <cornchip> dont talk shit
04:52 <cornchip> SHOWTIME i know
04:55 <OffTap> nah breaks in between
04:56 <cornchip> i been doing longer than all of u
05:12 <SHOWTIME> dont assume u kno me
05:13 <Joe> SHOWTIME take a pic of your drugs man
05:16 <cornchip> my crew ran 30% of sydneys drug trade
05:22 <SHOWTIME> wot
05:27 <SHOWTIME> 15+ years
05:28 <OffTap> thick yellow puddle just kept rollin up n down the bulb
05:29 <cornchip> we had 3 units as drop sites when i was 17
05:30 <Joe> OffTap, SHOWTIME got bumjacked
05:31 <cornchip> in the city
05:36 <SHOWTIME> nothing be proud of
05:38 <cornchip> i been and seen it all
05:41 <cornchip> most of my mates are dead
05:44 <cornchip> or in jail or missing
05:48 <OffTap> hahahahha
05:50 <cornchip> ice was good 10 years ago
05:52 <cornchip> its crap now
05:58 <cornchip> i dont wanna hear ur stories its all bullshit
06:01 <cornchip> u especially kunny
06:06 <cornchip> burning down rebels club house
06:08 <cornchip> my asshole mate
06:10 <cornchip> u would be dead
06:13 <tisk> i had ice when i was 23
06:14 <cornchip> ur mum raped
06:15 <cornchip> and bashed
06:18 <Joe> LOOOOOLLLLLL
06:20 <cornchip> ur house also burnt down
06:22 <OffTap> my mates are rollin in mad cars, sellin drugs, ridin cbr's
06:26 <cornchip> ur lucky i dont care about u
06:29 <cornchip> i could ruin ur life kunny
06:31 <cornchip> 1 phone call
06:37 <SHOWTIME> coz all ur mates got sick from the chop
06:45 <SHOWTIME> real crystal methamphetamine doesnt make u sick
06:48 <cornchip> im very connected to rebels but i wont say anything more than that
06:52 <SHOWTIME> so block up
06:55 <cornchip> just dont lie like that
07:00 <cornchip> there is no pollocks here now
07:00 <OffTap> lolz
07:05 <cornchip> dont make stupid bikie stories up
07:08 <cornchip> that u bashed 3 of them
07:09 <OffTap> u gonna call the rebels to my house
07:11 <cornchip> u didnt bash shit
07:15 <OffTap> hahahahaha
07:16 <cornchip> OffTap i wouldnt bother
07:20 <cornchip> ud just a fat loser
07:23 <cornchip> that fucked plummer
07:28 <cornchip> all u do is stalk shit
08:10 <tisk> fuck
08:15 Kick: tisk was kicked by SpunkyGay (YOU ARE A GAY MAN)
08:22 Join: tisk ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
08:24 <tisk> lols
08:26 <tisk> no
08:31 <SpunkyGay> you are gay tisk
08:32 <Joe> PiSsSsSsSsSsSs
08:34 <SpunkyGay> you love dick
08:35 <tisk> bullshit
08:36 <SpunkyGay> you f aggot
08:42 Kick: tisk was kicked by SHOWTIME (yes u r)
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08:50 <Joe> PiSsSsSsSsSsSs
08:53 Kick: tisk was kicked by SpunkyGay (YOU WANK OVER MEN)
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09:01 <cornchip> pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
09:02 <Joe> PiSsSsSsSsSsSs
09:03 <cornchip> pisss national
09:04 <SpunkyGay> ahahahahaha
09:05 <OffTap> fuk gotta go bed soon
09:12 <cornchip> why
09:13 <SpunkyGay> tisk pays men to piss on him
09:15 <cornchip> its 12am
09:17 <cornchip> u weak cubnt
09:19 <cornchip> u recon u on ice
09:22 <cornchip> u going to bed?
09:22 <cornchip> wtf
09:24 <cornchip> LOL
09:29 <cornchip> thats how i know ur a liar
09:33 <Joe> LOOOOOLLLLLL
09:35 <cornchip> u dont go to bed when u smoke ice idiot
09:40 <Joe> tisk likes taking a golden shower
09:43 <cornchip> he does
09:46 <cornchip> from plummer
09:50 <Joe> rofl
09:54 <Joe> PiSsSsSsSsSsSs
10:00 <SpunkyGay> TISK
10:00 <SpunkyGay> faggot
10:12 <SpunkyGay> you are homosexual tisk
10:12 <tisk> u morons
10:17 <SpunkyGay> you should be with a man
10:22 <SHOWTIME> tisk loves the dick
10:23 <SpunkyGay> no woman wants you
10:25 <Joe> he pisses on old coke bottles and hides them under his bed for his special occasion 'golden bathing'
10:37 <SpunkyGay> BOWMORE RD
10:43 <Joe> tisk was baptised in urine
10:45 <SpunkyGay> thirty six
10:49 <cornchip> stop ur lies cunt
10:59 <SpunkyGay> BOWMORE
11:07 <Joe> Noble Park
11:12 <SpunkyGay> unit
11:12 <SpunkyGay> two
11:19 <Joe> LOOOLLL
11:21 <OffTap> baptised with semen ;l
11:35 <SpunkyGay> tisk you gonna get people coming over tonight
12:11 <Joe> tisk needs to create another dancing video
12:24 <Joe> with one of his token yell / crows in the middle
12:43 <Joe> and that blank looking into the camera also
12:45 <SpunkyGay> hahahaha
12:47 <Joe> that would be awesome
12:50 <SpunkyGay> he needs to scream at the camera
12:57 <SpunkyGay> FARRRRRKKKKKKKKKK YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
13:00 <SpunkyGay> with the drool
13:04 <SpunkyGay> the drool is the best bit
13:05 <Joe> looooolllllll
13:10 <Joe> like a peter pan crow
13:16 <SpunkyGay> tisk looks like a stroke victim
13:21 <SpunkyGay> no control over facial muscles
13:21 <Joe> tisk is one of the lost boys
13:28 <OffTap> tisky told me he rips party cones while he does dance spins
13:34 <SpunkyGay> tisk matey
13:38 <SpunkyGay> you could have a stroke tonight
13:40 <SpunkyGay> and no one would know
13:45 <SpunkyGay> you'd die alone
13:49 <SpunkyGay> no one would find you for months
14:10 <OffTap> lolz
14:29 <Joe> loooooll
14:34 <Joe> only the smell would alert people
15:01 <OffTap> ;l
15:32 <slinky_J> fuck no new batman content out
15:39 <Joe> when they find the body he will still have a bottle of urine in his hand
15:51 <Joe> slinky_J do you have the season pass?
15:58 <OffTap> tisky was young did shits in the shower and pushed the poo down the sinkhole
16:00 <Joe> I swear they said all dlc for that would be for free
16:05 <Joe> rofl
16:20 <Joe> sometimes he leaves it in the shower
16:42 <Joe> lots of brown stains on pisses shower floor
16:56 <OffTap> ye
17:09 <cornchip> oi
17:11 <cornchip> shut up kunny
17:16 <cornchip> tell the truth man
17:19 <OffTap> i did a green poop oneday o.o
17:21 <Joe> sometimes he still has shit on the bottom of his feet after the shower and he treads it through the house
17:22 <cornchip> dont make up lies ok
17:27 <cornchip> u didnt bash rebels
17:31 <cornchip> u didnt burn down their club house
17:33 <cornchip> so just stop
17:36 <OffTap> true
17:40 <OffTap> i didnt
17:41 <cornchip> ratwoods learnt no more meltdowns
17:43 <cornchip> u shut up
17:48 <OffTap> but they did get thier club burned down :>
17:52 <cornchip> yes they did
17:54 <cornchip> but u didnt do it
18:00 <OffTap> correct
18:02 <cornchip> so why make up such a lie?
18:22 <OffTap> to make myself look tougher than i really am :]
19:34 <cornchip> ok
19:38 <cornchip> well stop
19:41 <cornchip> because i know ur not tough
19:46 <cornchip> but dont say stupid shit like that
19:54 <OffTap> true :L
19:57 <cornchip> if u ever said that out in a pub to wrong person ud get ur head kicked in man
20:46 <SHOWTIME> whos dosing me?
20:52 <cornchip> prob pollock man
20:57 Mode: (by cornchip) +b *!*@ce0dc047.iinet.net.au
21:02 Kick: sfx was kicked by cornchip (fuck off cunt)
21:11 <OffTap> bro i got a lisence to whale cunts propper
21:37 <cornchip> ok sure u do
21:41 <cornchip> just be normal man
23:02 <SHOWTIME> lol
23:09 <SHOWTIME> like me
23:16 <SHOWTIME> normal as
23:28 <cornchip> ur also another shit talker
23:37 <cornchip> just dont lie about drugs please
23:39 <cornchip> when im around
23:43 <cornchip> i dont wanna see it
23:46 <cornchip> see ur lies ok
23:48 <SHOWTIME> bs cunt
23:49 <cornchip> do it when im gone
24:02 <SHOWTIME> never lie
24:06 <cornchip> yeh u do
24:11 <cornchip> take a pic of ur ice pipe now
24:11 <cornchip> show me
24:19 <SHOWTIME> why
24:24 <SHOWTIME> its empty
24:33 <cornchip> just show me irt
24:37 <cornchip> kunny showed me his
24:38 <cornchip> it was black
24:46 <SHOWTIME> yuk
24:47 <cornchip> anyone who has a black pipe doesnt know shit about ice
24:54 <cornchip> thats first thing u look at
24:55 <cornchip> black pipe
24:57 <cornchip> avoid them!
25:47 <Joe> black in color or black in dirty?
25:56 <SHOWTIME> dont talk bout shit round me
26:18 <SHOWTIME> heard it all before
26:33 <SHOWTIME> i aint no street level cunt
27:08 <Joe> SHOWTIME you got any lollies in the mail lately?
27:50 <cornchip> dirty
27:51 <cornchip> joe
27:53 <cornchip> burnt so much
27:56 <cornchip> from lighter
27:59 <cornchip> cant smoke it properly
27:59 <SHOWTIME> nop
28:00 <cornchip> burns it
28:02 <cornchip> like a retard
28:06 <SHOWTIME> \
28:10 <cornchip> SHOWTIME im beyond street level
28:42 <slinky_J> makin cous cous
28:45 <slinky_J> nothin on fucken tele
29:14 <cornchip> fuck lets bash loopy
29:16 <cornchip> fuck him up
29:19 <SHOWTIME> watchin kindergarden cop
29:30 <OffTap> lol i use a spotless pipe, for best results
29:38 <SHOWTIME> go on do it
29:51 <SHOWTIME> bash me
29:59 <slinky_J> i dont know who the fuck this old famous aussie is on tv
30:02 <SHOWTIME> i'litl start
30:12 <slinky_J> oh sik is that on
30:15 <SHOWTIME> start it
30:21 <OffTap> i was so eager to toke up there was a dead mosquito in the pipe n i smoke the point and the mozzie together
30:22 <slinky_J> oh not in adels
30:35 <SHOWTIME> in perth
30:45 <SHOWTIME> woulda been on hrs ago for u
31:03 <slinky_J> he he he
31:07 <OffTap> ;l
31:33 <SHOWTIME> ur disgusting man
31:41 <SHOWTIME> junkies like u make me sik
31:48 <OffTap> me?
31:52 <SHOWTIME> yes
32:01 <SHOWTIME> what u cant wait
32:01 <OffTap> ;[
32:15 <OffTap> couldnt that day
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32:30 <SHOWTIME> i wait days / week to get on
32:47 <cornchip> im not a junkie
32:51 <OffTap> i chipped a few teeth bruv so eager i chewed off the metal bit of light globe with me teeth
33:05 <SHOWTIME> i aint smoking no shit sumone trys sell to me
33:11 <SHOWTIME> no local gear
33:15 <SHOWTIME> fuk that
33:21 <SHOWTIME> no thanx
33:42 <OffTap> yeh well im not gettin done for sending you shit in the mail that i probly wont see the money anyway
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34:01 <SHOWTIME> im rite
34:27 <SHOWTIME> got my sources
34:28 <OffTap> customs are red hot onto that shit you clown
34:53 <SHOWTIME> have done for yrs
35:00 <SHOWTIME> yeah customs lol
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35:05 <SHOWTIME> righto mate
35:08 <OffTap> wat ever they are
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35:32 <SHOWTIME> call me a clown
35:33 <SHOWTIME> once more
35:36 <cornchip> its pollock
35:36 <cornchip> doing it
35:38 <SHOWTIME> i'll go offtap
35:38 <OffTap> go on craiglist gotta be someone sellin it in melbourne bruv
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35:44 <cornchip> u can get off craigslist
35:55 <cornchip> my gf and her mate sell weed
35:57 <cornchip> off it
36:01 <cornchip> they got busted but
36:02 <cornchip> cops
36:04 <SHOWTIME> do whatever the fuck u want
36:05 <cornchip> 2 ounces bagged up
36:08 <cornchip> told them not to go city
36:08 <SHOWTIME> clowns
36:15 <SHOWTIME> i'll chop you's
36:16 <cornchip> dumb asses
36:23 <cornchip> my gf legged it
36:29 <cornchip> her fat friend couldnt
36:30 <cornchip> lol
36:32 <cornchip> had to go court
36:32 <Joe> SHOWTIME you got any lollies in the mail lately?
36:35 <cornchip> shit herself
36:41 <cornchip> i started smsing her everyday
36:44 <cornchip> saying i was cops
36:47 <cornchip> and to stop dealing
36:50 <cornchip> she went skitzoid
36:51 <SHOWTIME> why Joie
36:54 <SHOWTIME> Joe
36:56 <cornchip> has gone through 5 mobiles since august
37:01 <cornchip> has no idea its me
37:06 <cornchip> not even my gf does
37:08 <cornchip> its so funny
37:25 <SHOWTIME> im still getting dos
37:30 <SHOWTIME> dosd
37:36 Kick: tisk was kicked by SpunkyGay (YOU TISK YOU GAY)
37:57 <SHOWTIME> he hasnt knocked me offline yet
38:03 <OffTap> tisky wears his undies on his head
38:28 <SHOWTIME> cant even knock off a dodo connection
38:30 <SHOWTIME> pollock
39:28 <SpunkyGay> pullcock is a loser
39:43 <slinky_J> i like to believe that i am a nice guy, a gentleman, i will always tell a woman that i am about to punch her in the face before i punch her in the face, i only tell her, not to warn her because of course i want to punch her in the face but just so that she knows.
40:42 <slinky_J> pollock doesnt have the balls to punch out chucky
40:53 <slinky_J> and chucky is still slamming his chubby dick in pollocks mums vagina
40:56 <OffTap> my dos meter on other pc is always goin off it guts...
41:03 <SHOWTIME> hes trying hard to knock me offline
41:36 <OffTap> never take mi offline [[:
42:23 <SHOWTIME> anyway im goin sleep
43:20 <cornchip> hahahaha
43:22 <cornchip> you tisk you gay
43:27 <cornchip> pollock cant do shit
43:28 <cornchip> fuck him
43:47 <cornchip> he's a bitch
43:49 <OffTap> tisk I HAVE 4 CONES 1 BREATH
43:50 <cornchip> fuck him and jen
43:50 <OffTap> tisk I HAVE 4 CONES 1 BREATH
43:51 <OffTap> tisk I HAVE 4 CONES 1 BREATH
44:01 <cornchip> jen is a fucking retard
44:24 <slinky_J> well she has a vagina
44:28 <slinky_J> and boys dont
44:28 <cornchip> slinky_J
44:28 <cornchip> http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/b03fdafb3cccce383abd2503152020ec
44:32 <cornchip> thats a girl for u
44:37 <cornchip> going to adelaide sterero bro
44:44 <slinky_J> lols
44:48 <OffTap> paige
44:49 <slinky_J> she loves to get wet
44:51 <cornchip> the water is a subliminal message
44:55 <OffTap> o.O
44:56 <cornchip> it means she loves to get wet
44:59 <OffTap> O.o
44:59 <cornchip> and loves to show the cum
45:03 <cornchip> thats going on her face later
45:14 <slinky_J> yeah
45:16 <slinky_J> for golden shower
45:26 <slinky_J> i would piss on her bro
45:42 <OffTap> :[
46:00 <OffTap> fart in her mouth
46:08 <OffTap> poo particles
46:12 <cornchip> lol
46:57 <OffTap> give her a shittler rub ur finger all over ur anal then wipe it on her upperlip ^^
47:00 <cornchip> wtf
47:13 <cornchip> man no wonder u aint got a gf
47:17 <cornchip> u talk like a virgin
47:18 <SHOWTIME> f6uy70b8olk ;/,.m n;
48:04 <slinky_J> gross
48:12 <slinky_J> saying such dirty things
48:34 <slinky_J> she looks ok
49:23 <slinky_J> i can only decide after doggystyle
49:30 <slinky_J> coz if the anus puts me off
49:40 <OffTap> went mc d's 2day waited 15 minutes for 1 frozen coke
49:41 <slinky_J> fkn just i cant look at them with a str8 face
49:42 <slinky_J> srs
49:48 <cornchip> lol
49:50 <slinky_J> im always thinkin yuck dont want to doggy them
49:51 <slinky_J> ever
49:53 <cornchip> slinky_J do u like anal?
49:54 <slinky_J> not kidding bro
49:58 <slinky_J> nah not really
50:01 <slinky_J> tried once with fiancee
50:07 <slinky_J> maybe coz she wasnt a hot porno whore
50:14 <slinky_J> coz that'd be different
50:17 <cornchip> maybe thats why
50:19 <cornchip> my gf is
50:19 <slinky_J> she was just beautiful
50:20 <cornchip> so its good
50:22 <slinky_J> yer
50:23 <slinky_J> lols
50:26 <cornchip> but my ex was into anal too
50:33 <cornchip> my ex was much better
50:35 <cornchip> but not as kinky
50:40 <cornchip> cept she piss on u
50:43 <cornchip> my gf wont do that
50:54 <cornchip> i told her do it and then shit on me and she said fuck off cunt ur fucked up
51:23 <OffTap> :(
51:56 <OffTap> i think i will sleep if i take 1000mg of seroquel
52:23 <OffTap> :O
52:39 <cornchip> i think ull die
52:40 <cornchip> but do it
52:54 <OffTap> lolz
53:05 <OffTap> mebbe
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55:11 <cornchip> that cunts fucked
55:15 <cornchip> he's worse than u kunny
55:26 <slinky_J> k fish finally cooked
55:29 <slinky_J> man i love pepper
56:08 <cornchip> pepper is good
56:10 <cornchip> cracked pepper
57:26 <slinky_J> yup
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00:56 <OffTap> gona go lay down c u
02:32 <cornchip> cya man
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18:32 <nate> who is master blasting!
19:02 <cornchip> i am
19:03 <cornchip> sexy
19:31 <nate> LOL
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26:15 <cornchip> dont bring pollock back
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37:55 <steven_> pollock needs to buy a root
40:17 <SpunkyGay> he's too poor
40:20 <SpunkyGay> he can afford tisk though
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53:37 <nate> steven he gets mind fucked every day by himself ;l
53:51 <nate> dont need a girlfriend ;l
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10:53 <cornchip> amelia
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12:39 <amelia> Z-LiNeD
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31:07 <violentSOHO> !seen JEN
47:06 <sfx> moo: Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate - Service Pack 1 (6.1.7601) 2days 6hrs 42mins 10secs Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz (x86) at 3000MHz (84% Load) (Standard display types) x bit Hz 1374/3071.6MB (44.74%) [||||------] C:\ 114.88GB/153.38GB Realtek PCI GBE Family Controller - 1000MB/s 997.85MB In 92MB Out
47:13 * violentSOHO slaps sfx around a bit with a large trout
47:30 <violentSOHO> hahahahahah
47:31 <violentSOHO> Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz (x86) at 3000MHz (84% Load)
47:46 <violentSOHO> 1374/3071.6MB (44.74%)
47:48 <violentSOHO> LOLLLLLLLLLL
47:54 <violentSOHO> pollock i have 192gb of ram
48:01 <violentSOHO> at max i do about 3gb
48:05 <violentSOHO> hahahahha
48:05 <violentSOHO> 1374/3071.6MB (44.74%)
48:08 <violentSOHO> hahahahahahaha
48:23 <sfx> you dumb cunt
48:31 <violentSOHO> hahah dumb cunt ok
48:32 <sfx> thats 3gbs
48:33 <violentSOHO> pollock
48:37 <sfx> loooooollllllllllllllllllllllll
48:38 <violentSOHO> hahah sure it pollock
48:46 <violentSOHO> Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz (x86) at 3000MHz (84% Load)
48:47 <sfx> 3071.6MB == 3GB
48:50 <sfx> DUMB CUNT
48:50 <violentSOHO> i get 2% load
48:51 <violentSOHO> LOL
48:53 <sfx> hahahahahahaha
49:00 <violentSOHO> on my 2x 3.6ghz
49:04 <violentSOHO> xenon
49:04 <sfx> DUMB CUNT
49:06 <sfx> DUMB CUNT
49:07 <sfx> hahahahahahaha
49:13 <violentSOHO> evga sr2 motherboard
49:15 <violentSOHO> OK POLLOCK!
49:18 <violentSOHO> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
49:20 <violentSOHO> where is jen?
49:22 <sfx> PLIVENT THE DUMB CUNT ONLY HAS 192GB
49:23 <sfx> PLIVENT THE DUMB CUNT ONLY HAS 192GB
49:29 <sfx> hahahahahahaha
49:32 <violentSOHO> only had 192gb
49:34 <violentSOHO> ok lol
49:47 <violentSOHO> jens out fucking guys
49:54 <violentSOHO> off okcupid and oasis
49:57 <violentSOHO> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
50:01 <sfx> she's right here in bed you faggot :)
50:06 <violentSOHO> hahahahahah
50:08 <violentSOHO> right here in bed
50:08 <violentSOHO> hahaha
50:10 <violentSOHO> take a pic
50:12 <violentSOHO> go on pollock
50:26 <violentSOHO> take that pic mate
50:31 <BlackDevil> 192gb of ram?
50:38 <sfx> We are laughing at you :)
50:51 <violentSOHO> yes BlackDevil
50:53 <violentSOHO> 192gb
50:58 <sfx> You got no idea what's going on plivent, none of you do hahhaaha!
51:01 <sfx> :)
51:02 <BlackDevil> not possible
51:04 <violentSOHO> hahahahahaha ok
51:08 <violentSOHO> not possible BlackDevil?
51:10 <BlackDevil> boards cant handle 192gb
51:10 <violentSOHO> hahahahaha
51:14 <violentSOHO> and ur an irc op
51:15 <violentSOHO> LOL
51:17 <violentSOHO> OK mate
51:30 <violentSOHO> ur fucking retard
51:32 <sfx> plivent is evading a zline
51:36 <violentSOHO> no wonder u cant op austnet
51:38 <violentSOHO> ur dead set spastic
52:36 <violentSOHO> wow evading a zline
52:39 <violentSOHO> will u dob retard
52:41 <violentSOHO> oh no
52:44 <violentSOHO> pollock
52:45 <violentSOHO> :(
52:47 <violentSOHO> dibby dobber
52:54 <BlackDevil> you can have a 192gb hard drive
53:06 <violentSOHO> indeed u can
53:11 <violentSOHO> i had one of those back in 2002
53:19 <BlackDevil> but not ram
53:20 <BlackDevil> idiot
53:24 <violentSOHO> hahah aok mate
53:25 <violentSOHO> fuck
53:29 <violentSOHO> irc retards
53:30 <BlackDevil> most of them are capped at 16gb
53:35 <violentSOHO> hahahaha
53:35 <violentSOHO> wow
53:38 <violentSOHO> jesus fuck
53:43 <violentSOHO> ur full on retard BlackDevil
53:48 <violentSOHO> u dont even know basic IT
53:56 <BlackDevil> you dont know basic shit
53:57 <sfx> plivent is the most untrusting loser on AustNet ever
54:13 <violentSOHO> BlackDevil
54:15 <violentSOHO> ur fucked man
54:17 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
54:18 <BlackDevil> oh there are boards
54:20 <violentSOHO> literally mental patient
54:21 <violentSOHO> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2eeeesg&s=9
54:22 <violentSOHO> ur gone
54:28 <BlackDevil> but whats the point of having 192gb ?
54:28 <violentSOHO> dead set state of retardism
54:35 <violentSOHO> what isnt the point
54:37 <violentSOHO> dickhead
54:45 <violentSOHO> for audio video editing
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54:50 <violentSOHO> 192gb is good
54:54 <BlackDevil> but you dont do that
54:54 <violentSOHO> fuck man
54:57 <violentSOHO> i do
55:01 <violentSOHO> i dont play COD
55:05 <violentSOHO> my gfx is 2gb
55:15 <violentSOHO> gigabyte gtx 650
55:17 <violentSOHO> LOL
55:24 <violentSOHO> i dont need specs
55:26 <SerialThriller> BlackDevil Scott Weiland IS DEAD
55:30 <violentSOHO> hahahahahahhaa
55:34 <violentSOHO> fucking losers
55:39 <violentSOHO> d. p. pollocksz
56:06 <SerialThriller> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
56:24 <violentSOHO> hahahahah
56:31 <violentSOHO> is that d. p. pollock
56:40 <violentSOHO> is that g. p .g?
56:50 <violentSOHO> ur a loser pollock
56:57 <violentSOHO> i fucked mrs poh last night in bedroom sink
57:04 <SerialThriller> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
57:19 <violentSOHO> BlackDevil did u find another pussy to lick
57:22 <violentSOHO> or was it ur dads?
57:44 <violentSOHO> KING WEBSTER
57:45 <SerialThriller> webster
57:52 <SerialThriller> KING WEBSTER
58:02 <violentSOHO> KING WEBSTER
58:06 <violentSOHO> LOH LOH
58:10 <violentSOHO> D D.D P POLLOCK
58:10 <SerialThriller> LOLOLOLOLOOOL
58:16 <violentSOHO> HAHAHAHAHAHA
58:18 <violentSOHO> POLLOCK
58:21 <violentSOHO> PENTIUM 4
58:23 <violentSOHO> hahahahahahahah
58:29 <SerialThriller> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
58:49 * SerialThriller time travels back the early 2000's
58:50 <violentSOHO> Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz (x86) at 3000MHz (84% Load)
58:51 <SerialThriller> oh yes
58:53 <violentSOHO> 84% load
58:53 <SerialThriller> we have one here
58:55 <violentSOHO> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
58:56 <violentSOHO> 84% load
58:57 <SerialThriller> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
58:58 <violentSOHO> Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz (x86) at 3000MHz (84% Load)
59:00 <violentSOHO> hahahahahahah
59:03 <violentSOHO> holy fuck
59:09 <violentSOHO> even tisk has a better cpu
59:10 Nick: SerialThriller is now known as Pentium4
59:18 <violentSOHO> dude i have 2 xeons
59:24 <violentSOHO> hahahahah fucking hell
59:27 <violentSOHO> watercooled
59:40 <Pentium4> PiSsSsSsSsSss
00:03 <violentSOHO> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
00:09 <Pentium4> looooooolllllllllll
00:20 <violentSOHO> pisssssssssssssssssssssssss
00:23 <violentSOHO> fucking national
00:27 <Pentium4> looolll
00:31 <Pentium4> PISS NATIONAL
00:32 <BlackDevil> plivent is going to join isis
01:00 <violentSOHO> hahahahaha
01:08 <violentSOHO> i got koolance block
01:09 <violentSOHO> lol
01:18 <Pentium4> PiSsSsSsSss
01:21 <violentSOHO> fuck u cunts are retards
01:23 <violentSOHO> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
01:29 <violentSOHO> FUCKING PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
01:33 <violentSOHO> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NATIONAL
01:48 Quit: SpunkyGay ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
01:51 * Pentium4 urinates on sfx
01:57 <violentSOHO> hahahahaha
01:59 <violentSOHO> sfx
02:02 <violentSOHO> jen is ours
02:07 <violentSOHO> her pussy is ours to come before
02:07 <Pentium4> pIsSsSsSss
02:08 <violentSOHO> fuck it
02:09 <violentSOHO> rat fucfk
02:11 <violentSOHO> pig fuck
02:12 <violentSOHO> jen
02:14 <violentSOHO> jen we do it
02:15 <Pentium4> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
02:19 <Pentium4> Gowchi
02:24 <violentSOHO> hahahahaha
02:30 <violentSOHO> GOW CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
02:54 <Pentium4> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
02:56 <violentSOHO> hahahaha
02:58 <violentSOHO> jent
03:03 <violentSOHO> croydon melbourne
03:05 <violentSOHO> 3136
03:06 <Pentium4> Jeniffer GOWCHI
03:24 <Pentium4> PiSsSsSsSs
03:31 <violentSOHO> on fucking pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
03:34 <violentSOHO> pissssssssssss fucking
03:55 <violentSOHO> thomas gauci
03:58 <violentSOHO> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
04:01 <violentSOHO> ON PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
04:09 <violentSOHO> lorraine gauci
04:18 <Pentium4> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
04:25 <Pentium4> Andrew Gowchi
04:42 <violentSOHO> Anthony GOWCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
04:52 <violentSOHO> fuck a rat
04:55 <violentSOHO> his name was gow
04:57 <violentSOHO> chIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
05:09 <violentSOHO> pollock
05:16 <violentSOHO> how does it feel man to kiss jen after she had tisk
05:23 <violentSOHO> to lick her hairy maltese pussy
05:26 <violentSOHO> after darren dicked it
05:29 <violentSOHO> does it feel good son?
06:58 <violentSOHO> CHEONG PARK
07:02 <violentSOHO> D P CHEONG PARK
09:28 <violentSOHO> POLLDOCK
09:31 <violentSOHO> DAVID
10:59 <BlackDevil> Active shooter situation with possible hostages taking place in motorcycle shop in Neenah, Wisconsin, authorities confirm
11:46 <violentSOHO> bullshit
11:49 <violentSOHO> its chucky
12:17 <violentSOHO> http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/bale-mistakes-palmer-for-stripper/news-story/3f15fd76c468d4ae2f7b40cf8d9f66cb
12:19 <violentSOHO> thats better news
15:04 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@41.37.*
16:33 <violentSOHO> steven backshall
16:58 Nick: Pentium4 is now known as StevenBackshall
17:07 <StevenBackshall> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
17:16 <StevenBackshall> WHERE IS STEVEN BACKSHALL
17:16 Nick: violentSOHO is now known as MrsPohAnneChuckyGauci
19:37 <StevenBackshall> PiSsSsSsSsS
19:41 <StevenBackshall> speak up sfx
19:57 <StevenBackshall> we cannot hear you with all that cock in your mouth
20:01 <StevenBackshall> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
20:17 <StevenBackshall> COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER COCK SUCKER
22:28 <MrsPohAnneChuckyGauci> steven backshall
23:19 <StevenBackshall> 'moved to Mt Eliza with a good female friend'
23:29 <StevenBackshall> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
25:29 <StevenBackshall> 'it took a while, but we got there... Two CB antennas'
25:32 <StevenBackshall> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
26:32 <StevenBackshall> Two CB Antennas ERECTED shame its the only ERECTION he can experience
26:38 <StevenBackshall> L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L
29:04 <MrsPohAnneChuckyGauci> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
29:05 <MrsPohAnneChuckyGauci> <StevenBackshall> Two CB Antennas ERECTED shame its the only ERECTION he can experience
29:05 <MrsPohAnneChuckyGauci> <StevenBackshall> L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L
29:28 <StevenBackshall> speak up sfx
30:25 <StevenBackshall> People used to fear him, but after seeing Gowchi break him... The illusion is broken
30:29 <StevenBackshall> isnt it sfx
30:34 <StevenBackshall> L0L0L0L0L0L0L
32:32 <StevenBackshall> sfx, you, and your abuse, end... here.
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41:15 <MrsPohAnneChuckyGauci> gisborne road bacchus marsh
41:17 Quit: MrsPohAnneChuckyGauci ([email protected]) Quit:
44:16 Join: OffTap ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
44:21 <OffTap> lolol
44:39 <OffTap> mah fake gline msg pwned u guise :))))
46:22 <OffTap> fark i did wierd poo, there was blood
48:49 <OffTap> and i put my back out
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59:33 Quit: Exo ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
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05:17 <OffTap> ;/
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49:50 <slinky_J> bah was havin nightmare had to get up sigh
02:50 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Quit: wtf is wrong with you? Pokemon isn't meant for children. It is only for real and strong men who want to be the very best like no one ever was! Retards...
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51:01 Join: slinky_J ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
51:09 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41dGDGZAFG0
51:10 <slinky_J> lol
51:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 4 Movies That Are Horrifying From Another Character's POV - Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder (Dec 2, 2015) Length: 10:54 - Category: Comedy - 159,221 views - 6,705 likes (98.3%), 117 dislikes (1.7%)
16:49 <OffTap> kool
41:31 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urk1Eib9_Rs
41:36 <BlackDevil> Youtube: After Hours - Movies Secretly Told From The Perspective Of One Character (May 11, 2015) Length: 10:45 - Category: Comedy - 985,596 views - 10,839 likes (97.7%), 255 dislikes (2.3%)
50:34 Quit: OffTap ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
04:00 Join: OffTap ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
04:18 <OffTap> wonder if jon farted sperm, or a condom this morning, or both ;l
04:44 Nick: OffTap is now known as bumjack
08:10 Join: WingedAngel ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
09:38 <WingedAngel> hello children
10:10 <steven_> hahhhahhahaa
10:18 <steven_> <sfx> she's right here in bed you faggot :)
10:20 <steven_> lolololol
10:27 <steven_> <jen> dont make me sick dave
10:48 <steven_> <amelia> Z-LiNeD
10:48 <steven_> * amelia ([email protected]) Quit (Z-Lined)
16:53 <bumjack> yeah then i got glined right after
17:03 <steven_> no you didnt
17:05 <steven_> faggot
17:09 <bumjack> ?
18:35 <bumjack> mates daughter stands there and staired at me for 10 minutes
19:05 <bumjack> then she turns and stairs at another dude for 10 minutes
19:26 <bumjack> cute little baby imoz
19:46 <slinky_J> oh cool
19:52 <slinky_J> it's WingedAngel
19:56 <slinky_J> do you like us yet
20:38 <slinky_J> steven_ do you think wanking before pooing is more exciting because you finish your wank with a poo
20:53 <slinky_J> or that wanking after pooing is more rewarding for having done a good shit?
20:58 <slinky_J> im confused
21:37 <WingedAngel> these are life's most important questions here
21:44 <bumjack> stevo uses his faeces to wank with
21:54 <bumjack> poocock
23:08 <steven_> yummmu
24:51 <bumjack> i was singing on the train lastnight
25:05 <bumjack> [:
26:16 <steven_> get a licence you poor cunt
26:18 <steven_> loooooooooooool
26:35 <bumjack> :]
27:01 <bumjack> real men use legs and public transport bruver
29:14 <steven_> oh yeh
29:54 <WingedAngel> bored
31:09 <slinky_J> they are WingedAngel, they are.
31:47 <WingedAngel> what up slinky_J
32:26 <slinky_J> nm just had a shower
32:31 <slinky_J> cloudy out so not too hot
32:35 <slinky_J> bit humid
32:40 <slinky_J> n gaming sup?
32:51 <slinky_J> woo woo defrosting chicken
32:58 <slinky_J> anyone else not use a microwave?
34:19 <WingedAngel> i dont
35:40 <slinky_J> yeah nice
35:44 <slinky_J> i defrost in the sink
35:47 <slinky_J> :P
38:31 <steven_> fucking ufc isnt even on today
38:31 <steven_> gay
38:51 <slinky_J> yes
39:05 <slinky_J> ufc does look like two gay lovers in a very heated discussion
39:05 <thestig> kfc is on
39:14 <slinky_J> "No I want to doggy you first bro!"
39:18 <slinky_J> lol stig
41:54 <steven_> finger licking good
42:37 <slinky_J> pussy licking if you stick a drumstick in to your gfs vajayjay HEEEEEE
42:42 <slinky_J> awoooo wooo woo
44:18 <WingedAngel> i dont think this channel is for me
44:32 <steven_> ahhh, sorry it didnt work out
44:58 <WingedAngel> me too
45:03 <WingedAngel> laters
45:07 <steven_> hope you dont lose sleep[
45:11 <steven_> bai
45:14 <slinky_J> why WingedAngel
45:20 <slinky_J> r u a chick or somethin
45:24 <steven_> hahahahahaha
45:29 <slinky_J> lol
45:29 Part: WingedAngel ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
45:39 <steven_> not enough cocks going for it
45:51 <slinky_J> fucking SLUT
45:56 <slinky_J> even amelia needs a break from us
45:58 <slinky_J> fkn weak
46:03 <steven_> ?
46:07 <slinky_J> or just me
46:16 <steven_> loooooooooooool
46:18 <slinky_J> did you ever have a Ken doll?
46:29 <steven_> WingedAngel on #melbourne #sex
46:34 <bumjack> amelias home country needs to be bombed, 3rd world vermin
46:35 <steven_> hahahaa
46:42 <slinky_J> sex
46:43 <slinky_J> fkn loser
46:46 <slinky_J> nobody likes sex
46:49 <slinky_J> the channel.
47:14 <steven_> who comes on irc for sex other then pollock
47:14 <steven_> ?
47:21 <bumjack> i got the croat on mah scrote
47:37 <slinky_J> pollock under another nick
47:40 <slinky_J> lol bumjack
48:12 <bumjack> :]]
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49:24 <Mx_Trump> loololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
49:40 <bumjack> slinkyz
49:40 <thestig> i come here for bumjacks
50:13 <bumjack> u no some fartz u do, and u can smell it immediately..?¿
50:42 <slinky_J> <WingedAngel> *kisses*
50:42 <slinky_J> <slinky_J> woah
50:42 <slinky_J> <slinky_J> moving so fast!
50:53 <steven_> go get catfished
50:54 <steven_> ahahah
51:06 <slinky_J> <WingedAngel> u love it
51:06 <slinky_J> <slinky_J> i have something to tell you
51:06 <slinky_J> <slinky_J> i'm pregnant :/
51:12 <steven_> hahahahaha
51:13 <slinky_J> hahaha
51:15 <slinky_J> :P
51:20 <steven_> i bet its a guy
51:30 <slinky_J> yea
51:34 <steven_> im going to load up a proxy and investigate
51:50 <bumjack> could b me ._.
51:59 <thestig> LOAD THE BOTS
53:41 <bumjack> steven_ - im gonna get a load up my butt and investigate
54:18 <slinky_J> nice
54:51 <steven_> HEHEHEHE
55:29 <thestig> huehuheuehuehueheuheuheu
55:40 <Mx_Trump> look at you losers
55:44 <Mx_Trump> <------------ winner
55:54 <thestig> carrot
56:13 <thestig> brb going to give birth to a Mx_Trump
56:49 <Mx_Trump> who's bumjack?
02:20 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
06:14 <bumjack> your uncle
06:36 <slinky_J> <WingedAngel> is it wrong if i dont tell u im sterile
06:36 <slinky_J> <slinky_J> oh nah that's good because i like to be let down after
06:37 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHA
07:30 <nate> thats 2 much info
07:42 <nate> hi slinky_J :D
07:48 <nate> u killing people on battlefront
08:51 <steven_> might have a bet on ufc next week
09:10 <nate> steven vs kunny
09:18 <bumjack> lose big time then i will laff
09:21 <bumjack> lolololol
09:33 <steven_> who cares looool
10:07 <bumjack> you think ur fukn donald trump or somethin u vermin doge?
10:51 <bumjack> i dont gamble with my money. only my life.
11:02 <steven_> lolol
11:53 <thestig> haha
11:55 <thestig> wtf
12:39 Join: imBonza ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
12:49 <thestig> r u bonza m8
13:04 <nate> imBonza is naked, hold up a sign for Mx_Trump
13:15 <imBonza> are you a boogy in a nutshell?
13:36 <imBonza> Mx_Trump is a lady?
14:03 <imBonza> where is kuniva?
14:33 <nate> hes around
14:37 <nate> i guess i dunno
16:01 <thestig> kuniva is here
16:12 <imBonza> i mostly only say kuniva when i want some smokes
16:37 <imBonza> kuniva 50g packet of white ox please
17:12 <nate> kunny 50grams of a 15 year old for imBonza
17:39 <nate> i bet kunny hangs around the high school
17:46 <nate> in his commodore
18:06 <nate> cherry pOppin!
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20:40 <steven_> this c un
20:41 <steven_> t
21:12 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo damian Simwolf SoupNazi
21:22 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo thestig bumjack Exo
21:28 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo Mx_Trump nate slinky_J
21:31 <sincity> anyone got a pic of katatonic kate?
21:41 <steven_> uhhhh
21:49 <imBonza> popping those cherries eh
21:51 <slinky_J> yes i am nate
21:56 <steven_> i seen her pic
22:01 <bumjack> i did my first post on facebook!
22:01 <slinky_J> well i was goin for somethin in a mission but i just died
22:08 <slinky_J> rendering that a waste of time.
22:09 <bumjack> it sais 'what is on your mind'
22:25 <sincity> bumjack m or f?
22:26 <bumjack> so i posted yur mamas sweet ass is on my mind
22:34 <steven_> bumjack is hotter
22:43 <steven_> she is a nice bum
22:50 <steven_> front bum
22:57 <bumjack> ye
23:00 <bumjack> frontbum
23:07 <bumjack> backbum
23:17 <sincity> Abortion gone all quiet since i joined
23:21 <sincity> scared lil rat mate
23:32 <bumjack> abortion is a homosexual man
23:39 <sincity> bumjack amen to that
23:42 <+thestig> he hasnt been talking bincity
23:47 <sincity> cunt was pretending to be a chick mate
23:54 <sincity> thats fucing gay as aids mofo
24:02 <sincity> Abortion is gay
24:05 <bumjack> ye
24:13 <sincity> gay as fucking aids
24:13 <+thestig> pretending to be a chick? wtf?
24:16 <steven_> hahahahaaha
24:21 <steven_> did u get catfished
24:26 <+thestig> hahahhaha
24:29 <sincity> ye
24:32 <+thestig> CAT FISH D
24:39 <sincity> trying to pull a fast one on ole sincity ere
24:41 <steven_> did you have a shower right afterwards?
24:42 <sincity> mofo
24:44 <bumjack> he bumjacked his grandfather in the port-a-loo
25:13 <sincity> hehe
25:16 <sincity> bumjack you got a pic?
25:16 Quit: Mx_Trump ([email protected]) Quit:
25:25 <+thestig> sincity i heard you masturbated over it
25:34 <sincity> over what?
25:47 <+thestig> over abortions fake nick
25:50 <+thestig> nic
25:56 Join: richard ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
26:01 <sincity> hey richard
26:07 <+thestig> hey dick
26:10 <sincity> be careful in here man
26:15 <sincity> gays like abortion mate
26:19 <sincity> act like chicks
26:24 <sincity> call it caat fish or somethen
26:36 <richard> hi thestig
26:38 <sincity> thestig you gonna get a smack in the mouth like Abortion soon mofo
26:43 <+thestig> lolll
26:54 <sincity> ya know whats gonna happen to Abortion right?
26:57 <sincity> ring of fire mate
27:06 <+thestig> you gona put him in a dress and fuck him?
27:09 <sincity> gonna take turns of smacken him around
27:11 <+thestig> as punishment?
27:13 <sincity> heh
27:22 <sincity> not fuck him but the dress is a good idea
27:28 <sincity> ta
28:07 <+thestig> already 10:27 am where has the morning gone
28:32 <Abortion> sincity: dumbass, I've been doing other stuff, being quiet has nothing to do with you
28:39 <sincity> ha
28:41 <sincity> here is is
28:46 <sincity> here he is
28:52 <sincity> gets called out mate
28:59 <sincity> probably shitten himself
29:02 <richard> Abortion how are you, you didn't tell me what you do for work?
29:09 <sincity> gets the courage to speak now
29:14 <sincity> speak then Abortion
29:16 <sincity> speak
29:25 <steven_> i think Abortion will win by TKO
29:31 <Abortion> What, really? I was playing a game
29:39 <+thestig> RKO
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29:50 <slinky_J> wat gaem
30:37 <Abortion> Factorio
30:46 <richard> fucktorio
31:48 <sincity> heh
31:54 <sincity> thats a good name for Abortion mate
31:57 <sincity> fucktorio
31:59 <richard> haha
33:18 <+thestig> fucktorious girlius pretendus
33:36 <sincity> ye
33:54 <+thestig> i still got to read that chat lol
34:28 <slinky_J> duno it
35:29 Quit: imBonza ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
35:45 <+thestig> abortion is funny
36:17 Join: SHOWTIME ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
36:20 <richard> Abortion should work as a clown
36:25 <steven_> lol
36:32 <slinky_J> uno the creepy lookin dude in TMNT 90s movie
36:37 <slinky_J> gives danny a choice of cigs
36:40 <slinky_J> Sam Rockwell
36:50 <slinky_J> then u see Skeet Ulrich and Sam Rockwell standing together
36:57 <SHOWTIME> hey dogs
37:09 <slinky_J> we got regular and menthol
39:55 Quit: Mx_Trump ([email protected]) Quit:
40:43 <bumjack> ay bruv
40:53 <bumjack> u seen teh winfield cigs
41:09 <bumjack> got hole down teh filter
41:44 <bumjack> i got a pack this morning and took them back to the shop said these are fucked and she said they are new and ment to be like that
41:50 <bumjack> i felt like a twit ;/
41:57 <SHOWTIME> there fucked
42:20 <bumjack> 29 for a 25 pack .___.
42:20 <SHOWTIME> taste bad
42:24 <SHOWTIME> .
42:42 <SHOWTIME> THERE FUCKED
42:44 <SHOWTIME> U CUNT
42:52 <SHOWTIME> FUCKING FUCKED
43:02 <SHOWTIME> I SMOKE BOND ST
43:04 <SHOWTIME> BLUE
43:10 <SHOWTIME> U CUNBT
43:13 <SHOWTIME> CUNT
43:16 <bumjack> bond street
43:18 <SHOWTIME> DOG CUNT
43:20 <SHOWTIME> YES
43:29 <SHOWTIME> I SMOKE BOND STREET
43:32 <SHOWTIME> U CUNT
43:34 <bumjack> kool
43:51 <steven_> looooooool
43:52 <SHOWTIME> START SMOKING THEM
43:52 <steven_> poor dog
43:58 <+thestig> loll
44:00 <SHOWTIME> WHAT CUNT
44:04 <steven_> winfield blue
44:08 <steven_> all da wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
44:14 <SHOWTIME> WITH THE HOLE
44:17 <+thestig> i smoke rothmans blue $33 pack of 40's
44:19 Mode: (by steven_) +vv sfx SHOWTIME
44:21 <SHOWTIME> DOWN THE MIDDLE
44:23 <bumjack> try whiteox with no filter
44:25 <steven_> jen is at sfx's house
44:37 <+thestig> whiteox is for the homeless
44:43 <SHOWTIME> FUCK THE HOLE
45:00 <bumjack> me old man smokes a 50 gram of ox in 2 maybe 3 days
45:32 <richard> bumjack you're old man will soon be an angel in heaven
46:12 <sincity> fucken weak cunts
46:14 <sincity> weak
46:15 <bumjack> i smoke a 25 gram of jps in bout 5 dayz
46:31 <bumjack> .__.
46:35 <SHOWTIME> I SMOKE 25gram ice
46:38 <SHOWTIME> everyday
46:39 <bumjack> kool
46:54 <bumjack> i smoke a ciggy while i leave this place! cop that
46:59 <SHOWTIME> n look at me
47:00 <steven_> <OffTap> to make myself look tougher than i really am :]
47:02 <steven_> gahahaahaha
47:03 <+thestig> <@bumjack> i went down to the pokies bought a pouch of whiteox a kingbrown and sucked a cock
47:05 <SHOWTIME> im fine
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49:17 <steven_> <b-queen> i do not remember flooding
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49:19 <steven_> hahahaah
49:43 <SHOWTIME> thats not her
50:52 <steven_> what about this one
51:20 <steven_> <amelia> Z-LiNeD
51:20 <steven_> * amelia ([email protected]) Quit (Z-Lined)
51:52 <+thestig> lol that was her
51:58 <steven_> they both were
52:22 <slinky_J> lol
52:25 <slinky_J> she is zlined?
52:32 <+thestig> OMG CANT U READ
52:37 <slinky_J> i want her to dangle those tits over my face
52:38 <slinky_J> nup
52:47 <steven_> yeh i think blackdevil is getting old eyes
52:47 <+thestig> gona cook some lamb
52:53 <slinky_J> cookin chicken
53:00 <slinky_J> n mushroom sauce wif extra mushroom
53:03 <slinky_J> n LOTS OF PEPPER
53:09 <+thestig> are you a chef or something
53:21 <slinky_J> im ur mum
53:48 <+thestig> i used to be 2 ic after i finshed my apprenticeship at the burswood
54:09 <+thestig> but i got caught masturbating in the mayo mayo mayo
54:49 <slinky_J> lol
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56:02 <SHOWTIME> i'll wipe this entire channel out cunt
57:01 <SHOWTIME> drop a nuclear bomb
57:06 <SHOWTIME> on it
57:14 Mode: (by thestig) -v SHOWTIME
58:05 Mode: (by thestig) +v SHOWTIME
59:19 <slinky_J> Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations such a good cooking show
59:38 <SHOWTIME> FUCK YOU DOG CUNTS.. UR ALL DEAD CUNTS!!FUCK YOU DOG CUNTS.. UR ALL DEAD CUNTS!!FUCK YOU DOG CUNTS.. UR ALL DEAD CUNTS!!FUCK YOU DOG CUNTS.. UR ALL DEAD CUNTS!!FUCK YOU DOG CUNTS.. UR ALL DEAD CUNTS!!FUCK YOU DOG CUNTS.. UR ALL DEAD CUNTS!!FUCK YOU DOG CUNTS.. UR ALL DEAD CUNTS!!FUCK YOU DOG CUNTS.. UR ALL DEAD CUNTS!!FUCK YOU DOG CUNTS.. UR ALL DEAD CUNTS!!FUCK YOU DOG CUNTS.. UR ALL
59:38 Quit: SHOWTIME ([email protected]) Z-Lined
00:25 <+thestig> lol
05:14 <steven_> lol
08:55 <sincity> lo
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10:31 Mode: (by Rusteaux) +o steven_
11:06 <Izuru_> hi
11:10 Nick: Izuru_ is now known as Izuru
11:21 <steven_> hi
11:31 <Izuru> steven_, what goes on in this channel?
11:34 <Izuru> im new to this network
11:40 <steven_> not much
11:46 <Izuru> nerdhacks
11:51 <Izuru> im guessing you guys are into hardware?
11:53 <Izuru> pc hardware?
11:59 <steven_> console
12:06 <Izuru> aw
13:02 <steven_> what are you into?
13:32 <Izuru> im admin here https://www.facebook.com/groups/337545109779907/?ref=bookmarks
13:35 <Izuru> feel free to join
13:36 <Izuru> ill accept
14:07 <steven_> you mod pc ?
14:12 <Izuru> sorta
14:19 <steven_> have you used a GSC menu before?
14:50 <Izuru> yeah'
15:00 <steven_> i code gsc menus
15:14 <Izuru> oh
15:24 <Izuru> i was that kid that hacked on fps games
15:45 <steven_> haha
15:48 <steven_> where are you from?
15:48 <Izuru> using .dlls that u inject and allowed u to select what hack you wanted on the gsc menu
15:50 <Izuru> sydneyu
15:55 <Izuru> u?
15:57 <steven_> ah yeah im in perth
16:45 <Izuru> i used something like this
16:55 <Izuru> http://i.imgur.com/fKvQTIx.jpg
17:06 <Izuru> thats a gsc menu right?
17:44 <steven_> do you play call of duty
17:57 <Izuru> nah
18:05 <Izuru> i used to
18:08 <steven_> it could be GSC
18:36 <steven_> i'll show you what i made 2 seconds
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18:39 <Izuru> i quit cod around the mw2 era
18:40 <sik> lols
18:42 <Izuru> alright
19:01 <steven_> ill just screenshot my current game
19:07 <sik> i got blackops 2
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19:14 <sik> lols
19:15 <steven_> xbox 360 tisk
19:16 <steven_> ?
19:19 <sik> no
19:22 <sik> they suck
19:23 <steven_> fgt
19:29 <Izuru> nah
19:31 <Izuru> pc
19:38 <steven_> my menu should work on pc
19:44 <steven_> it works on 360 + ps3
20:30 <steven_> ah fuck
20:37 <steven_> its going to take longer then expected
20:42 <steven_> i been editing it
20:43 <steven_> ;p
21:24 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9auo9h
21:49 <sik> make action replay for ps3
21:55 <sik> to make own cheats
22:13 <steven_> i make my own cheats sik
22:16 <steven_> ill show you what i made
22:19 <sik> i used too
22:21 <steven_> a few days ago
22:22 <sik> nah
22:27 <sik> u aint sik
22:46 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_YgSx-cg3s
22:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BO2 Gun Game im terrible (Nov 27, 2015) Length: 3:07 - Category: Gaming - 69 views views - 6 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:54 <+thestig> sik cant code
22:54 <steven_> watch that cunt
22:59 <steven_> haha im shit but i made it
23:05 <+thestig> sik wasnt even on a BBS lollll
23:12 <sik> yes i was
23:18 <+thestig> nahhhh u wasnt
23:27 <sik> i had inet when it first came out
23:41 Join: kumeti ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:41 <sik> was klike 13
23:42 <kumeti> says hi to everybody in the room, all go here is it?
23:55 <sik> kumeti
23:57 <+thestig> hi kumeti
23:58 <Izuru> sup kumeti
23:58 <sik> huh?
24:05 <kumeti> hi there
24:26 <Izuru> steven_, what cod is your gsc for?
24:41 <steven_> blackops 2
25:00 <steven_> you should try it for me
25:00 <steven_> :P
25:18 <steven_> and you ovb get banned for modding games on pc
25:19 <Izuru> nah
25:24 <Izuru> im more into cs
25:25 <steven_> do they ban your mac address?
25:39 <Izuru> theres always a work around if they ban hwid
25:43 <Izuru> u can always spoof it steven_
25:50 <Izuru> its easy
25:52 <steven_> with xbox its different
25:55 <Izuru> yeah xbox..
25:58 <steven_> you can unban
26:04 <steven_> but you need to pay
26:15 <steven_> or rip the console id from another console
28:02 <Izuru> i dont like consoles
28:09 <Izuru> i really dislike using controllers
28:13 <Izuru> mouse + kb is for me
28:27 <steven_> ye
28:34 <steven_> that was good for pacman
28:34 <steven_> ;p
28:42 <Izuru> steven_, u play cs?
28:48 <steven_> about 15 years ago
28:59 <Izuru> 1.6?
29:35 <slinky_J> get ur faggot arses on Battlefront
29:38 <slinky_J> fuckers
30:20 <Izuru> battlefront..
30:26 <Izuru> more like battlefield with a skin
36:39 <slinky_J> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-458-Tosca_Hooded_Scarf.aspx
36:42 <slinky_J> wooo wooo woo
36:45 <slinky_J> bah as if
36:50 <slinky_J> it's fucking epic game
37:04 <slinky_J> it's the best star wars game ive ever played
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41:31 <Izuru> battlefield is the best star wars game iv ever played too man
42:37 <SpunkyGay> who is kumeti
42:59 <SpunkyGay> sik chris you fucking dickhead
43:02 <SpunkyGay> kill yourself
43:14 <kumeti> who is SpunkyGay lol
43:30 <SpunkyGay> I am Buttluver
43:37 Nick: SpunkyGay is now known as Buttluver
48:08 <slinky_J> b4 this dark forces was my fav star wars fps
48:09 <slinky_J> ehehe
48:39 <slinky_J> bf4 is mad
48:48 <slinky_J> they've shown up CoD bigtime with bf4
48:57 <slinky_J> game is 2 yrs old and going stronger than ever
49:25 <Buttluver> fucking riveting mate
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50:28 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41dGDGZAFG0
50:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 4 Movies That Are Horrifying From Another Character's POV - Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder (Dec 2, 2015) Length: 10:54 - Category: Comedy - 164,577 views - 6,791 likes (98.2%), 122 dislikes (1.8%)
50:41 <slinky_J> oh wait i posted this heh
51:10 Quit: sik ([email protected]) Quit:
51:45 <slinky_J> losers on youtube replying to my trolling hahaha, filling my email :/
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59:28 <magnaman> says hi to everybody in the room, all go here is it?
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07:45 <bumjack> fukn hell
07:54 <bumjack> my meds are in high demand
08:00 <bumjack> ;l
08:34 <slinky_J> what u take meds for
09:01 <bumjack> mental stability
09:12 <slinky_J> like what disorder
09:36 <bumjack> ?¿
09:39 <bumjack> y
11:35 <slinky_J> just asking
13:05 <bumjack> first time in while i had gone out of my way to dress like a total idiot
17:09 <bumjack> nikes with socks pulled up with odd socks pulled up to the shins old faded shorts a purple faded t-shirt with birds on it and a piping hot baseball cap with paint all over it the bill pulled down just above my eyes
18:21 <slinky_J> wtf
19:41 <bumjack> yer yer yo yo im an oldschool poet
21:10 <bumjack> ;l
21:34 <bumjack> ah man there is a pair of crocs round this place
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26:43 <Buttluver> kuniva
26:44 <Buttluver> poofter
26:48 Join: steven_ ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
26:51 <Buttluver> gay cocksucker joel
27:00 <bumjack> kool
27:17 <Buttluver> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12316145_1707142936187814_7648405634426688938_n.jpg?oh=1688c408ada04310a0e09c6e7560c5f5&oe=571EF663&__gda__=1457246315_47e7d64f83d67ca06c73754659f6dc8d
27:20 <Buttluver> tisks cat as he fucks it
27:33 <bumjack> he doesnt fuck it mang
27:46 <bumjack> just gives it a massage with his pinky
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28:50 <bumjack> i demolished a macaz hash brown in two bites
29:08 <Buttluver> lol big deal
29:12 <Buttluver> those things aren't that big
29:17 <Buttluver> who eats maccas anyway
29:21 <Buttluver> that stuff is shit
29:22 <bumjack> then tore into a sausage n egg with about 5 bites
29:28 <Buttluver> get real food
29:43 <bumjack> i was hungry bruv
30:09 <Buttluver> starving like a hobo
30:18 <Buttluver> someone give you ten bucks?
30:42 <bumjack> think i sipped down a quarter of a large oj in 1 slurp
32:56 <bumjack> :)))
33:31 <bumjack> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r34MG8b_Z3A
33:36 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bliss n Eso - My Life (feat. Ceekay Jones) - Official Video Clip (Nov 17, 2013) Length: 4:50 - Category: Music - 2,133,279 views - 11,646 likes (97.6%), 287 dislikes (2.4%)
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35:13 <Buttluver> joel
35:15 <Buttluver> you're a bogan mate
35:17 <Buttluver> povo as
35:48 <sincity> Buttluver gay?
35:59 <bumjack> you ever seen your mate hanging from a beam in a house with his neck split openand mangled
36:03 <Buttluver> sincity ur gay
36:08 <Buttluver> no kuniva
36:15 <Buttluver> i don't hang out with losers who kill themselves lol
36:30 <sincity> Buttluver gay?
36:40 <Buttluver> URUGAY
37:48 <bumjack> well cunt have you
37:52 <bumjack> have any of you
38:25 <bumjack> you ever seen a pitbull bite a chewowa it aint pretty im sure
38:44 <bumjack> lolz
38:47 <bumjack> money mike
39:00 <bumjack> god bless you mike keep it real and the hoes will come
39:11 <Buttluver> bumjack fucking off yourself mate
39:15 <Buttluver> have the guts your friend did
39:18 <Buttluver> hang yourself
39:30 <bumjack> hes not the only one
39:45 <bumjack> i gotta jet soon
39:50 <bumjack> ;l
40:34 <Buttluver> yeah jet mate
40:42 <Buttluver> fucking huff paint fumes till you die
40:56 <bumjack> u abo
41:02 <bumjack> ?
41:32 <bumjack> fuken big nostril cunt one for diesel one for unleaded ya fukn coon
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49:26 <bumjack> fukn allan jumps the richies fence n swims in there pool
50:00 Nick: steven_ is now known as steven_1
50:25 <bumjack> we're gonna go strap this motorbike he bought yesterday down streets might even get cops chasin
50:52 <bumjack> its only a little dirt bike
51:10 <bumjack> no helemt styles fucken off guts
51:19 <bumjack> ha ha ha
51:47 <bumjack> be a nuisance on the road
51:54 <bumjack> cut through a fucken park
52:06 <bumjack> whalin through parks
52:15 <bumjack> .___.
52:21 <bumjack> im goin c u
53:46 <Buttluver> bumjack im not abo
53:48 <Buttluver> you are joel
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07:18 <sincity> Buttluver gay?
08:09 <Buttluver> sincity poofter?
09:08 <slinky_J> hm
09:16 <slinky_J> rat hate bein bathed eh heh heh
09:29 <slinky_J> she wiggle around like croc doin death roll lol
12:41 <slinky_J> boring day
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21:54 <sinsity> Buttluver
26:08 <Buttluver> sinsity
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27:54 Nick: sinsity is now known as sincity
29:34 <sincity> gay?
36:16 <Buttluver> are you broken sincity ?
36:23 <Buttluver> fried on glue?
36:36 <Buttluver> are you tisks boyfriend?
36:38 Join: binder ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
37:54 <sincity> gay?
38:00 <binder> hahaha slinky_J
38:03 <binder> where is jen?
38:05 <binder> jens pussy
41:37 Join: imBonza ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
41:45 * binder slaps imBonza around a bit with a large trout
41:52 <imBonza> any women to skype with? quinnyh77
42:19 <imBonza> skype: quinnyh77
42:48 <imBonza> add me on skype any women: quinnyh77
43:29 <Abortion> lol
44:54 <Abortion> sincity will skype you, she's pretty horny
45:20 <imBonza> fuckhead if she will skype me she already has my skypename so stfu
45:22 <Abortion> >And the circle completes
45:39 <imBonza> fuckhead
45:42 <imBonza> cunt
46:03 <imBonza> skype me any women: quinnyh77
47:17 Quit: imBonza ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
47:32 <Abortion> man what a joke
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50:06 <dimaa> wtf do you people want
50:07 <sincity> no
50:12 <binder> dimaa
50:13 <binder> sup man
50:15 <binder> how are u
50:37 <dimaa> i intend to figure out what this scam is about
50:44 <binder> what scam?
50:47 <binder> no scam mate
50:56 <dimaa> i take it that binder == cornchip
51:11 <binder> nope
51:13 <binder> not me
51:31 * dimaa is unsure about this channel
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51:34 <binder> just a fellow friend
51:34 <binder> for u
51:50 <dimaa> alright, ill kick it
51:51 <bumjack> carpet binder
51:57 <bumjack> zat u chuck
52:04 <Abortion> kick the snare
52:26 <dimaa> alright there is someone named "Abortion" i can dig it
52:41 <Abortion> What up
52:41 <dimaa> edgy channel is edgy
53:11 <bumjack> i not goin anywhere else i am exhausted
53:19 <Abortion> such edge, very sharp
53:20 <bumjack> :[
53:44 <binder> dimaa stay bro
53:45 <binder> we love u
54:01 <binder> sydney is for faggots man
54:04 <binder> nobody speaks
54:05 <binder> all losers
54:13 <binder> we get the most traffic in here
54:16 <binder> whole of austnet
54:28 <Abortion> its all shittalk though
54:32 <Abortion> then again, where isn't
54:44 <dimaa> i was kicked from this channel like 3 months ago after i idled for like a day
54:55 <dimaa> and here i am being invited back
55:01 <dimaa> probably to be kicked again
55:10 * dimaa gulps beer
56:11 <dimaa> and i beg to differ, #sydney has plenty of traffic
56:15 <binder> no it doesnt
56:16 <binder> has none
56:25 <binder> u wont be kicked man
56:28 * dimaa checks scroll back
56:38 <dimaa> no,, no there is traffic
56:41 <binder> dimaa whoever kicked u was prob pollock
56:43 <binder> sfx
56:45 <binder> he's a loser
57:05 <bumjack> i been banned from melb .. gotta b over 3 or 4 yearz
57:09 <bumjack> :<
57:32 <bumjack> ill try join syd
57:35 * dimaa sits back with his long neck and observes
57:44 <bumjack> o.oO
58:03 <bumjack> i usually get a insta ban saying i have an unhealthy obsession with ass
58:10 <bumjack> ;l
58:23 <dimaa> but....ass is good
58:30 <dimaa> female ass that is
58:43 <dimaa> some about a booty...
58:55 <bumjack> yea
59:20 <bumjack> daisy dukes for the win [:
59:34 <dimaa> yoga pants.....
59:48 <binder> who cares kunny
59:55 <binder> its losers man
59:56 <dimaa> its like an uncontrolable stare
59:59 <binder> fuck them
00:02 <binder> yeh nice ass is good
00:05 <binder> nice anal sex
00:16 <bumjack> i like a gurl who has that little gap where her fenny is
00:23 <binder> ahh yeh
00:27 <binder> the thigh gap
00:32 <binder> most girls dont have it
00:37 <bumjack> ye
00:43 <dimaa> gap == place to put dick
00:50 <binder> yeh
01:04 <dimaa> the gap is a rare thing, this is true
01:11 <dimaa> when u find a gap. hold onto it
01:22 <bumjack> ;o
01:29 <binder> yeh
01:30 <dimaa> ...with both hands
01:31 <binder> its very rare
01:34 <binder> i never realise how rare
01:40 <binder> one of my friends she told me about it
01:42 <binder> how she has one
01:46 <binder> and how most girls dont have it
01:57 <dimaa> worship the gap
02:03 <bumjack> wonder if serenity has it
02:04 <binder> and we spent an afternoon smoking ciggie slooking at girls if they had gaps
02:04 <binder> lol
02:06 <dimaa> pray to the gap
02:10 <binder> serenity would not have a gap man
02:11 <binder> LOL
02:23 <bumjack> :]]
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03:52 * binder slaps ambivalence around a bit with a large trout
04:02 <dimaa> classic irc line
04:04 <dimaa> :D
04:07 <dimaa> never gets old
04:45 <bumjack> u see that lil gap mostly with gurls who wear tight jeans
05:24 <binder> yeh
05:31 <binder> most girls dont wear them
05:32 <binder> cant
05:37 <binder> also if they icing
05:40 <binder> nice hot lass's
05:43 <binder> they got the gaps
06:12 <Abortion> pretty sure its called the box gap
06:19 <bumjack> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCk-hGhxz0Y
06:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paige trains and tones for the ring: WWE Body Series — Powered by TapouT (May 7, 2015) Length: 1:01 - Category: Sports - 702,568 views - 10,866 likes (97.9%), 231 dislikes (2.1%)
06:27 <bumjack> paige might have it ;\\
06:58 <binder> gap pussy
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09:10 <bumjack> white white skin means pink pink bits~
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10:03 <bumjack> jon likes to flog his log to dame-edna porn
10:51 <binder> nice pussy
10:54 <binder> dame edna porno
10:55 <binder> sex
11:01 <binder> ahaha amelia is here
11:03 <binder> fucking loser
11:33 <bumjack> amelia was on her knees lastnight at the gloryhole party!
11:41 <amelia> yah amelia you FuCKiN LoSeR
12:29 <bumjack> the croat was on the scrote
12:50 <binder> hahahaha
12:52 <binder> croat dogs
12:55 <binder> amelia the pig
13:02 <amelia> ruff oink
13:20 <binder> amelia despo loser thats why she comes here
13:23 <binder> she's like jen
13:26 <binder> cept jen gets cocks
13:33 <amelia> you're onto me
13:34 <bumjack> 3rd world country fukn premoting incest
13:46 <amelia> stop exposing my plans
14:07 <amelia> my mission to obtain as much irc dick as possible
14:22 <dimaa> requests for dick?
14:26 <dimaa> O__O
14:53 <binder> amelia offer something instead of just being here
14:58 <binder> you never say anything good
15:05 <binder> only time u post afew ok tracks thats about it
15:07 <Abortion> What darstardly consequences will happen to us should you succeed?
15:10 <dimaa> dicks for pics....
15:15 <amelia> i told a joke once
15:15 <dimaa> >_>
15:16 <dimaa> <_<
15:21 <amelia> some people enjoyed it
15:24 <binder> dimaa amelia is croatian
15:29 <binder> from perth
15:34 <amelia> i have therefore contributed
15:59 <dimaa> technically a joke is a contribution
16:09 <dimaa> so yes,
16:17 <dimaa> amelia did contribute
16:21 <bumjack> what ya call a abo swimming in a lake
16:30 <bumjack> blackcurrent!
16:32 <slinky_J> beer time?
16:37 <slinky_J> fk itim gettin beer
16:41 <slinky_J> woop woop woop
16:44 <dimaa> https://youtu.be/F8P5vGcf-NU
16:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ferd Fteenthousand (Jun 5, 2011) Length: 2:16 - Category: Comedy - 1,493,806 views - 12,314 likes (97.2%), 350 dislikes (2.8%)
17:48 <bumjack> how do you start a parade of abo's?¿
18:00 <binder> lol
18:01 <binder> tell me
18:09 <binder> abo in lake was good one
18:11 <binder> never heard that before
18:15 <bumjack> roll a bottle of metho down the street :]
18:20 <dimaa> ooo good good, aussie racist jokes
18:29 <binder> hahahahah
18:35 <dimaa> wtf is metho
18:41 <binder> metho spirits
18:46 <binder> its what coons drink
18:50 <binder> they mix it with boot polish
18:58 <binder> thats what the city abbos do here
19:01 <dimaa> BUT Aussie coons are different from my coons
19:02 <binder> redfern abbos
19:12 <Abortion> methylated spirits, mainly ethanol, with added agents to make it nasty. Used to be methanol which made you go blind, but bittering agents are more common
19:35 <Buttluver> bumjack sniffs abos arses
19:36 <bumjack> plummers glue that blue shit man have a wif of that brus put ya on arse
19:43 <binder> yeh lol
21:15 <bumjack> this abo asked me to get him a can of spray paint cuz u need i.d lol i got him the wrong one 'nah budda i need the export can'
21:40 <binder> lollllllllllllllllllll
21:51 <binder> gook shops will sell u paint here
22:02 Nick: amelia is now known as b-queen
22:30 <bumjack> ye
22:42 <dimaa> it warms my heard to see that aussies are just as bad as americans when it comes to racist jokes
22:43 <bumjack> gooks will sell you all kinds of shit
22:46 <dimaa> heart*
24:26 <binder> lol
24:29 <binder> more abbo jokes
24:37 <dimaa> MOOOOAAAARRR!!!
24:40 <bumjack> nup
24:58 <bumjack> why do abos have 1 big nostril and 1 small
25:07 <binder> tell me
25:20 <bumjack> ones for diesel and other is for unleaded
25:57 <dimaa> O.o
26:59 Quit: sincity ([email protected]) Quit:
30:23 <binder> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
30:40 <binder> sexy girl
30:42 <binder> sexy girl
30:49 <bumjack> hu?¿
31:59 <steven_1> sweet sweet loving
32:17 Nick: steven_1 is now known as steven
32:18 Nick: steven is now known as steven_
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32:32 <dimaa> uhhhh what
32:44 <steven_> shexy shexy
33:12 <steven_> got hj's
33:58 <b-queen> gimme
34:03 <binder> hjs nice
34:05 <binder> ohh amelia
34:08 <binder> thought hjs was shit?
34:13 <b-queen> it is
34:16 <binder> right
34:21 <b-queen> i could go grease right now
34:23 <binder> not good enough for your croat asshole
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34:53 <b-queen> could also go chicken nuggets from red rooster
34:59 <binder> go get some then
35:07 <binder> or how about eating something healthy
35:25 <b-queen> i will make stir fry soon
35:30 <b-queen> satay
35:56 <bumjack> i got chicken chipz in oven
36:44 <binder> sure u will amelia
37:35 <bumjack> im gonna create a burger at maccas with a pound of beef and like 5 slices of cheese extra sauce n shit
37:36 <steven_> <steven> jen does ;)
37:36 <steven_> <steven> she also thinks im hot
37:36 <steven_> <officeworks> I know she says that to you.. ive been with her while she's been watching
37:36 <steven_> <officeworks> ;)
37:57 <b-queen> SuRe You WiLL MaKe SaTaY aMeLia You FuCKiN LYiNG SaTaY WHoRe
38:24 <bumjack> ;l
38:35 <bumjack> god who cares about jennifer.
38:38 * dimaa opens a second long neck
39:04 <bumjack> i could give a rats arse about her..
39:28 <binder> hahahahahahah
39:35 <binder> oi steven_
39:40 <binder> he recons jen was with him last night
39:44 <binder> asleep with him
39:46 <binder> next to him
40:22 <binder> <violentSOHO> jens out fucking guys
40:22 <binder> <violentSOHO> off okcupid and oasis
40:22 <binder> <violentSOHO> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
40:22 <binder> <sfx> she's right here in bed you faggot :)
40:22 <binder> <violentSOHO> hahahahahah
40:22 <binder> <violentSOHO> right here in bed
40:42 <slinky_J> oh mang
40:46 <slinky_J> i am so buying a hoodie scarf
40:52 <bumjack> pollock went to prison for 4 years or something for lighting a girl on fire who rejected him
40:54 <binder> <sfx> We are laughing at you :)
41:00 <slinky_J> either one i posted b4 or this one eheh http://www.psylofashion.com/product-1085-Hoodie_Scarf.aspx
41:03 <slinky_J> fucken so sick
41:08 <slinky_J> Abortion what u reckon
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48:37 <sharni> Lol
49:19 <bumjack> sharni bitch
49:24 <bumjack> pop a flange mutt
49:30 <sharni> bumjack fag
49:50 <ambivalence> Kunny thinks life is a rap song
50:37 <bumjack> :)
51:03 <bumjack> cant believe i spent 29 bucks on a packet of 25 cigs
51:26 <binder> lol
51:31 <binder> 29 bucks
51:32 <binder> fuck
51:40 <bumjack> :[
52:49 <b-queen> stinky
54:04 <bumjack> hope i go to sleep 2 nite i been up for 3 days :[[
54:23 <b-queen> cracky
54:34 <bumjack> ye
54:36 <slinky_J> oh sharni
54:41 <slinky_J> oh b-queen
54:45 <slinky_J> oh oh yes harder
54:55 <sharni> Eh
55:00 <slinky_J> u bin up 3 dayz peakin?
55:08 <b-queen> sharni is pure dont talk like dat to her
55:11 <binder> 3 days lol
55:14 <bumjack> perhaps
55:21 <sharni> Yea..
55:43 <b-queen> kunny is fuckin scattered
56:01 <slinky_J> i couldnt stay up for 3 days id be all messed up
56:06 <binder> 3 days lol
56:08 <slinky_J> sleep is natures hug
56:08 <binder> easy
56:12 <slinky_J> i like hugz
56:13 <binder> ive done 2 weeks
56:30 <binder> in 2 weeks all i ate was a choc mint magnum
56:36 <binder> half a kebab and a packet of chips
57:00 <bumjack> im not scattered yet, im goin pretty strong still :[[
57:09 <binder> 2 weeks see if u can beat it
57:21 * dimaa munches a Tim Tam
57:28 <b-queen> mmmmmm tim tam
57:41 <bumjack> fuck mate ol bryon stays up for a month brus
57:45 <dimaa> i got the PB ones and the double coat ones
57:47 <b-queen> they had yummy white choc ones with pink on inside
57:54 <b-queen> i dunno wot happened to em
57:58 <dimaa> what
58:00 <dimaa> those sound amazing
58:01 <bumjack> but he roles with half, full ounces of gear
58:03 <dimaa> !!!
58:12 <b-queen> yah they were freakin heaven
58:31 * dimaa loves white chocolate
58:45 <binder> lol
58:49 <binder> a month?
58:54 <binder> fucking effort
58:57 <binder> ud be fucked up
58:58 <bumjack> the luney put 3 points in the pipe, passes it... ah bro u burnt it. straight to the sink and washes it out
58:59 <b-queen> i dun much but the tim tam ones were awesome
58:59 <binder> fully fried
59:09 <binder> yeh thats what my gfs friend does
59:10 <slinky_J> tim tams r not as good as Penguins
59:11 <binder> similar shit
59:24 <binder> cleans his pipe melts it down its got like points packed up in it
59:28 <binder> just melts them all
59:30 <binder> blow it all out
59:33 <binder> says its dirty
59:38 <slinky_J> http://www.mcvities.co.uk/products/penguins
59:38 <binder> fuck my gf lost it
59:42 <binder> "please give it to me"
59:45 <binder> begging like a rat
59:45 <dimaa> so....who wants to sell me some weed
59:45 <binder> LOL
59:50 <binder> dimaa where are u?
59:52 <bumjack> won 47k on the pokies
59:57 <dimaa> my fucing contact wont respond anymore
00:01 <bumjack> cops took it all as proceeds of crime
00:03 <binder> yeh where are u
00:03 <bumjack> lolol
00:05 <binder> in sydney
00:16 <dimaa> binder: im in syd
00:23 <binder> yeh where
00:25 <binder> im north
00:29 <slinky_J> i just burst b-queen bubble
00:30 <binder> kirribilli
00:31 <binder> come
00:33 <binder> i get u weed
00:34 <slinky_J> n show her whole new world of yum
00:39 <slinky_J> da da daa
00:41 <dimaa> im kinda near bondi
00:44 <dimaa> eastern burbs
00:52 <slinky_J> oh cool come over mine
00:53 <slinky_J> me too
00:54 <slinky_J> sex?
00:55 <dimaa> i cant keep drinking
01:02 <dimaa> i need something healtier
01:04 <dimaa> aka weed
01:07 <b-queen> gimme mint flavour
01:35 <slinky_J> :P
01:47 <slinky_J> i would give you the world
01:52 <slinky_J> of warfare
01:54 * dimaa is eating tim tams and drinking beer
01:58 <dimaa> what a sunday night
02:02 <dimaa> err
02:03 Quit: ambivalence ([email protected]) Connection closed
02:03 <dimaa> evening
03:03 <slinky_J> have a tinnie bruh
03:48 * dimaa thinks binder is a cop and is now tracing dimaa's IP
04:02 <dimaa> good luck, im on a remote host BRUH
04:24 <slinky_J> vid ur feet for me sexy
05:14 <bumjack> https://www.facebook.com/groups/338848499518/
05:26 <bumjack> check out mah crue [:
06:19 <bumjack> haha i was the dude on the left and the one of the right lastnight
06:25 <bumjack> was with
06:39 <bumjack> fairyfloss
07:20 <bumjack> batsy pinched allans mum battery out he car
07:34 <bumjack> she dipped
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12:07 <steven_> gay
12:36 <slinky_J> let me show u my nude gay pics
12:40 <slinky_J> there u go
12:42 <slinky_J> hot huh
13:02 <slinky_J> that's me raping picard after slippin him some rockas tellin him they eccies
13:03 <slinky_J> :P
14:06 <bumjack> klayton thomson thats dude i whaled in his own house
14:26 <binder> come
14:32 <binder> come to bondi
14:35 <binder> ill meet u
15:35 <bumjack> bondi
15:38 <bumjack> wat 4
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16:23 <slinky_J> ye
16:27 <slinky_J> we should have a 3way
16:30 <binder> for drugs
16:32 <slinky_J> ill shave my legs
16:35 <slinky_J> u guys stay hairy
16:37 <slinky_J> i like it hairy
16:40 <bumjack> what drugs
17:13 <slinky_J> this honey in terminator genisys has a nice wide mouth for sucking testicles
17:23 <slinky_J> any girls in here havent sucked testicles?
17:24 <bumjack> ;/
17:26 <slinky_J> lol
17:46 <bumjack> arnie looks stoopid in that ;l
17:57 <slinky_J> haha ye
18:01 <slinky_J> i saw it drunk
18:03 <slinky_J> dont remember it
18:09 <bumjack> is the fucker 60 or somethin
18:13 <slinky_J> n im so sick of jai courtney
18:14 <dimaa> binder: if you are serious we can take this chat offline
18:23 <slinky_J> i like the aus actor plays john connor tho
18:29 <slinky_J> he been in two movies wit tom hardy i like
18:51 <richard> 'gimmi your clothes' YOU WON'T BE NEEDING ANY CLOTHES'
18:57 <slinky_J> lmao
19:23 <bumjack> sharni is a dyke
19:31 <sharni> For sure
19:44 <slinky_J> luke skywalker guys must have had to lose a lot of weight to be in new star wars
19:47 <slinky_J> coz he was so fat
19:52 <slinky_J> n bummin cigs out a trash can
19:54 <slinky_J> saw it on tv
21:54 <binder> yeh dimaa ill hook u up
22:44 <dimaa> O.o
23:00 <dimaa> best be some good shit
23:13 <dimaa> those california standards are hard to beat
23:40 <binder> california standards?
23:46 <slinky_J> dare u to get cocaine
23:50 <slinky_J> n do heaps
23:55 <binder> its just generic weed u get around sydney
23:56 <slinky_J> hope u do and get skin rot
23:58 <binder> its nothing special
24:06 <binder> but if u want it i can get u
24:11 <dimaa> im more or less joking
24:20 <dimaa> if it gets the job done im interested
25:26 <slinky_J> does ur dick get the job done?
25:28 <binder> ok cool
25:47 <binder> weed is no good in sydney and hasnt been for a long time u gotta hunt the good stuff but its do able
25:57 <bumjack> al shot a half g in 1 go and then hid in the bathroom door locked for 2 hours thinkin the feds were coming to get him
26:13 <slinky_J> oh yeah
26:15 <slinky_J> beagle
26:26 <slinky_J> see what he has to say
26:41 <binder> bring him in
26:50 <slinky_J> y
26:54 <slinky_J> we r not friends nemore
26:58 <slinky_J> not for long times
27:01 <binder> bring him in
27:03 <binder> why not friends?
27:16 <slinky_J> bcoz he is an alcoholic that only likes to drink
27:30 <binder> he drinks hard
27:33 <binder> he will die
27:39 <slinky_J> yeh
27:39 <binder> i told him this
27:42 <slinky_J> painful
27:43 <slinky_J> same
27:43 <binder> he doesnt care
27:45 <slinky_J> nopes
27:49 <binder> says to min dmy own business
27:50 <binder> i said ok
27:53 <slinky_J> lol
27:56 <binder> when u about to die remember
27:58 <binder> and he said watever
28:04 <slinky_J> lol
28:06 <binder> u know when that time comes
28:08 <slinky_J> he wouldnt know
28:08 <binder> he gunna shit himself
28:12 <binder> he will finally wake up
28:15 <binder> and it will be too late
28:16 <slinky_J> because he wouldnt know anything
28:24 <slinky_J> he would be stuck in some memory from childhood
28:32 <binder> u should give up ciggies
28:41 <slinky_J> i dont smoke that much
28:52 <binder> yeh u do
28:54 <binder> give them up
28:59 <binder> im smoking hard
29:07 <binder> no more ciggies next year
29:12 <bumjack> ;[
29:18 <binder> if i could give up the booze i can do the ciggies
29:22 <binder> im going back on the weed
29:30 <binder> gunna do a year of being stoned 24/7 again
29:34 <richard> binder drink water instead of booze
29:36 <binder> then heroin
29:38 <binder> no more ice
29:39 <bumjack> :O
29:41 <binder> until i get some good shit
29:46 <binder> that really rocks me
29:51 <binder> havnt had that since 2008
30:14 <binder> where u dont even need a full point
30:16 <richard> binder have you been in rehab?
30:18 <binder> half a point will fuck ya for 2 days
30:24 <binder> no rehab no
30:36 <binder> im not a drug addict
30:47 Nick: Crusin4Bruisin is now known as RespectYoParents
31:04 <bumjack> i use ice once a fortnight
31:17 <dimaa> ....why
31:18 <richard> bumjack before a long drive?
31:21 <bumjack> a gentle escape from the unknown
31:40 <dimaa> weed is an escape from the unknown
32:24 <binder> once a fornight cool
32:35 <binder> havnt had any for awhile
32:43 <binder> this week for sure
33:02 <richard> binder sell your car then you can get some more yeah?
33:10 <slinky_J> giving up isnt hard if you have something better
33:15 <bumjack> i spent 100 this time and i be up 3 days could be onto 4 but im gonna make myself sleep
33:24 <binder> richard nah
33:30 <binder> i can get some right now if i want
33:45 <binder> dont need to sell one of my cars for that lol
34:04 <binder> i just dont think doing ice 24/7 is a good way to live ur life
34:14 <bumjack> hell na
34:36 <richard> binder some people need to take it all the time they sell their house
34:53 <bumjack> lolz
35:12 <slinky_J> dont u hate when u cough and u feel it in your asshole
35:23 <binder> yeh i know richard
35:28 <binder> but thats their problem
35:29 <richard> slinky_J alot of gay guys say that
35:47 <binder> if u that fucked up u sell ur house to buy ice u got no hope
35:49 <bumjack> fark al dropped a half ball in his cupboard
35:50 <slinky_J> good
35:56 <bumjack> went everywhere
36:03 <binder> ive never sold anything to buy drugs
36:05 <slinky_J> my dick wants to parkour over a gay guy ass into his asshole
36:11 <binder> when i get to that stage i would just give up
37:04 <bumjack> ewwwwwwwwwwww
37:08 <bumjack> poofter gutz!
37:14 <binder> bumjack
37:22 <binder> have u spoken to Queen Plummer?
37:33 <bumjack> nup
37:35 <richard> binder dont spend money on drugs buy a packet of m&m's instead
37:44 <bumjack> have u
38:04 <binder> nah i havnt
38:12 <binder> m&ms nah
38:15 <binder> buy a packet of nerds
38:15 <bumjack> kool
40:09 <binder> royal robert ingham
40:16 <binder> bumjack central
47:25 <bumjack> work in morning
48:05 <richard> bumjack do you drive a gelati (ice-cream) truck ? around the neighbourhood
48:31 <bumjack> perhaps
48:51 <richard> bumjack how much is a gelati?
49:06 <dimaa> does this gelati truck sell drugs?
49:10 <bumjack> .
49:10 <dimaa> O____O
53:21 <slinky_J> i want to suck cocaine off ur dicks
53:35 <slinky_J> then hotshot myself in my own dick
54:04 <richard> slinky_J have you done that before?
54:34 <slinky_J> no
54:39 <slinky_J> you can go first
54:48 <slinky_J> just suck it till you throw up on it
54:51 <slinky_J> i like that
57:45 <b-queen> i got satay i got satau i got satay hey hey hey hey
58:00 <slinky_J> oh what
58:12 <slinky_J> how can you feel good about yourself when you r holdin out on me
58:18 <slinky_J> n when i bought u mint penguins
58:22 <slinky_J> :/
58:45 <slinky_J> i travelled back in time 2 save ur life n u eat satay without me?
59:06 <binder> no u dont amelia
59:49 Quit: Simwolf ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
01:02 <slinky_J> i gona have steaks later
01:04 <slinky_J> jelly?
01:14 <bumjack> yup
01:22 <dimaa> human being are fucking weird dude
01:26 <slinky_J> awoo wooooo woo
01:33 <b-queen> otay then i got sumfin that looks like satay, smells like satay and taste like satay
01:33 <slinky_J> yep
01:41 <slinky_J> is it satay?
01:43 <slinky_J> i win
01:43 <b-queen> but apparently isn't satay
01:56 <bumjack> your smoo?¿
02:39 <binder> no amelia
02:44 <slinky_J> oh mah gosh
02:46 Nick: slinky_J is now known as smooworm
02:51 <bumjack> lolz
02:53 <smooworm> i am the worm that lives in your smoo
02:58 <bumjack> lolz
03:01 <smooworm> i wiggle and squirm and spit inside you!
03:02 <bumjack> hahahaaaaaaaaaaa
03:06 <smooworm> Ahahaheahehehe im BAAACKKK!
03:10 <smooworm> woooop woop woooop niggerz
03:12 <bumjack> lololol
03:16 <b-queen> yes amelia
03:17 <smooworm> ahaha
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03:51 * binder slaps sik around a bit with a large trout
03:52 <sik> what binder
03:53 <smooworm> b-queen dont even give a blowie on the first date
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04:01 <smooworm> a non contact actual blowing blowjob
04:03 <binder> she would
04:06 <binder> she would suck off
04:25 <smooworm> she is croatian she prob hoover it off ur body!
04:26 <smooworm> :o
04:50 <sik> whats wrong wit croatas
04:57 <sik> come cunt
05:02 <smooworm> duno
05:05 <smooworm> never bin wit one
05:06 <b-queen> croats are delightful
05:06 <sik> fuck up cunt
05:11 <smooworm> o yer
05:15 <sik> im 1/4 croat
05:17 <smooworm> my croat mate was a psycho
05:21 <b-queen> tempers, but delightful
05:22 <smooworm> stabbed me in the cheek with a pencil
05:23 <binder> hahahahaha
05:26 <binder> explains it sik
05:27 <smooworm> his mum was so hot
05:29 <binder> why you are a retard
05:33 <smooworm> we had a wicked fight one night
05:37 <smooworm> at a bingo night for school
05:43 <smooworm> was a good fight was a draw
05:49 <smooworm> coz we r both psycho
05:54 * sik cuddles b-queen
06:06 <bumjack> psycho!
06:10 <smooworm> ahahahahaha
06:10 Nick: Simwolf is now known as Simwolf1
06:14 <sik> tisi ebe pede bumjack
06:15 <richard> smooworm was his mum's name holly holm
06:18 <bumjack> simmy
06:21 <smooworm> i like wiggle room in a fight so i can finger the dudes asshole
06:24 <bumjack> ®.®
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06:30 <b-queen> tisi veleki govna
06:31 <smooworm> no
06:35 <smooworm> she had big tits
06:36 <sik> oh oh
06:41 <sik> i dont know much
06:45 <smooworm> croatian chicks must ALL have big tits
06:45 <sik> godnoclava
06:52 <smooworm> coz b-queen has huge knockers
06:56 <b-queen> guzitsa
06:58 <sik> ti ebe pitca
07:03 <smooworm> has to be held up with circus net
07:05 <smooworm> :o
07:06 <nate> motorboat her smooworm
07:07 <smooworm> ;)
07:08 <bumjack> get em out melies :)))
07:16 <sik> yebe say
07:20 <b-queen> ahahahaah
07:23 <sik> te ebe
07:25 <b-queen> NISHTAAAA
07:28 <sik> mo mak
07:40 <smooworm> when u stand right infront of b-queen u think she is hovering bcoz u cant see her torso or legs or feet
07:45 <smooworm> ur like woa a head with tits!
07:46 <smooworm> <3
07:46 <b-queen> ahahaha
07:49 <smooworm> lols
07:53 <sik> i lol b-queen
08:02 <sik> love over life
08:06 <smooworm> mo mak
08:11 <bumjack> melies has nice feets
08:12 <smooworm> is that neanderthal for something
08:15 <sik> dobro
08:17 <sik> dobro
08:26 <sik> yebe say pictca mo mak
09:02 <smooworm> stop speaking like a retarded monkey
09:19 <bumjack> sut te fuc ups yu tird bergaa
09:36 <b-queen> ahaha
09:46 <smooworm> tu eres un pede.
11:02 <sik> chow ne ma ca om nai ai
11:03 <sik> chow ne ma ca om nai ai
11:04 <sik> chow ne ma ca om nai ai
11:13 <smooworm> wonder if any chick would like to hear "I'm gonna splix ur axe wound so hard and fill you with my poison"
11:14 <bumjack> melies yur assets,,, i cannot see em..?
11:22 <b-queen> pizda
11:36 <sik> koiai
11:55 <sik> pizda dopi culd vai rupi
11:58 <bumjack> ..
12:23 <bumjack> melies
12:31 <b-queen> fuck off ped
12:46 <bumjack> i hav ur name tattooed on my pickle :>
13:08 <sik> dopbi coudd vai rupi
13:17 <b-queen> only "am" would fit
13:28 <sik> is that what i said
13:29 <bumjack> ?
13:46 <sik> fuck b-queen i would fit alright
13:54 <bumjack> 'ur name' is the tat where did u get am from bitchtits
14:48 <bumjack> whos in syd
14:57 <bumjack> watch me work up sara serina :]]
16:43 * dimaa watched
16:46 <dimaa> err
16:48 <dimaa> watches
17:14 <bumjack> wait till she sees wat i said
17:27 <bumjack> ._.
17:48 <dimaa> i dont see wat u said
17:54 <dimaa> was it P
17:55 <dimaa> M
18:00 <bumjack> dunos
18:52 Nick: b-queen is now known as setpassfuckoff
19:15 <smooworm> assets
19:24 <smooworm> i like chicks with whole face tattooes
19:25 <bumjack> ye
19:29 <bumjack> boobs
19:29 <smooworm> tattoos
19:34 <bumjack> bum
19:35 <smooworm> bumjack u fucked many virgins in ur time
19:37 <smooworm> man
19:38 <bumjack> legs
19:40 <bumjack> feets
19:42 <smooworm> to go back in time fuck more virgins
19:45 <bumjack> assets :]]]
20:02 <smooworm> hm thinkin of buyin more beer
20:17 <smooworm> this movie is so terrible
20:23 <smooworm> coulda rewatched somethin good
20:45 <nate> look bumjack, sharni is down deeer :)
20:55 <nate> super sharni belly dancer
20:57 <bumjack> sharniiiiiiiiii
21:37 <bumjack> let play guess the cup size! :)))))))
21:57 <smooworm> NATE!
22:08 <smooworm> sharni likes sex
22:21 <smooworm> not like virgin setpassfuckoff
22:34 <smooworm> who is rly a boi!
22:36 <smooworm> :o
22:39 <smooworm> SPOILERS
22:46 <setpassfuckoff> suck my dick
22:54 <nate> smooworm u can pop her dick
22:54 <smooworm> oi bumjack wat would you do if u went thailand n met a hottie when ur hammered n on drugs
22:56 <smooworm> n fucked her
23:02 <smooworm> n wake up n she is full trans sexual
23:04 <bumjack> on ice i can motorboat for over an hour without sperming :]]]]]
23:05 <smooworm> like vagina n all
23:14 <smooworm> would u suicide or blame drugs n get on with life
23:15 <smooworm> ?
23:15 <setpassfuckoff> i actually laughed
23:23 <smooworm> u laughed at wot
23:34 <smooworm> I LIKE WHEN U SING ME A SONG
23:37 <setpassfuckoff> (bumjack) on ice i can motorboat for over an hour without sperming :]]]]]
23:51 <smooworm> he no sperm anymore sperm days ova :(
23:57 <smooworm> he just clear liquid lels
24:00 <bumjack> :[
24:14 <smooworm> he has syringe for penis!
24:28 <bumjack> lolz
24:35 <smooworm> :P
24:56 <Buttluver> bumjack sucks tisk off
25:07 <Buttluver> sik you faggot cunt
26:19 <smooworm> get the party started
27:23 Nick: setpassfuckoff is now known as amelia
27:27 <smooworm> oh shit
27:33 <smooworm> dan murphys closin in 3 mins
27:36 <smooworm> i too late!!!!!!
27:38 <smooworm> TOO LATE
27:42 <smooworm> owell
28:18 <Buttluver> cool man
28:23 <bumjack> we call gurls onions here
28:40 <amelia> we call pedos kunny here
29:14 <bumjack> .?.
29:39 * nate kisses Buttluver to lube him up for a bumjack
29:45 <bumjack> :O
29:53 <binder> lol
30:03 <binder> we call pollocks RAPED
30:24 <bumjack> damned bumjack has gone viral l:
30:54 <smooworm> oi bumjack
30:55 <smooworm> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/12342798_1111736072180295_6296464060281798702_n.jpg?oh=1e19f1ef6ca3d7084333e327596e5484&oe=571F1951&__gda__=1458373956_e678dcdf44f15327e284712088dc72a1
31:00 <smooworm> what's with the line on her right arm
31:02 <smooworm> lol
31:10 <smooworm> ima go for nice long walk soon
31:14 <smooworm> fkn great weather now
31:33 <sharni> Egh :/
31:41 <bumjack> im lookin at the right breast not her arm bruv
31:56 <smooworm> lol
31:59 <smooworm> its weird
32:13 <bumjack> ye
32:19 <bumjack> looks like
32:26 <smooworm> lol
32:27 <bumjack> fucked if i know
32:30 <bumjack> ;//
32:33 <binder> poollocked
32:36 <binder> POO LOCKED
32:38 <binder> HAHAHAHAHAHA
32:43 <binder> royal ingham rubjacks
34:37 <bumjack> melies is ur anus virgin?¿
35:16 <bumjack> try this one
35:45 <bumjack> nah its like saturn got a ring around it - shooting practise
35:54 <smooworm> lol
35:57 <smooworm> not to a finger
36:00 <smooworm> i bet u hundred
36:04 <smooworm> she has had a pinky
36:13 <smooworm> hundrd assassin creed monopoly dollars
36:20 <smooworm> oh man i wana play ac monopoly
36:23 <smooworm> its so good
36:43 <bumjack> mcdonalds minopily :DDD
36:55 <nate> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fpDZeFip53Q/maxresdefault.jpg
37:00 <amelia> MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS MeLieS
37:27 <smooworm> i only got ac monopoly coz my mate at store works there told me n said wasnt for sale but sold to me
37:30 <smooworm> coz i am pretty
37:33 * smooworm flicks hair
37:42 <amelia> pretty ugly
37:43 <smooworm> fk who ever wanted it HA
37:47 <smooworm> ur pretty
37:56 <smooworm> n i dont call u ugly!
38:02 <smooworm> U UGLY SOB!
38:07 <smooworm> ahahahehe heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
38:25 <smooworm> fk steak i puttin it away ilu bumjack we r from teh same horrible womb.
40:01 <nate> http://izifunny.com/2015/11/18/dirty-humor-is-the-most-ridiculous-kind-of-fun-43-pics.html
44:46 <bumjack> I dont have a dirty mind . I have a sexy imagination
45:47 <Buttluver> bumjack can i fuck your arse
46:06 <smooworm> what to do now
46:08 <smooworm> got 3 beers
49:45 <amelia> put them in your botbot
49:54 <smooworm> no
50:00 <smooworm> not as wide as a vajayjay lols
50:04 <smooworm> like uno
50:15 <amelia> put them in your vjj
50:17 <smooworm> not open for business
50:18 <smooworm> lols
50:34 <smooworm> i amz defrosting steaks in sink n will sink 3 beers watching The Grey then eat :P
51:28 <binder> amelia
51:37 <binder> stop flooding
51:41 <Buttluver> put it in amelias pooper
51:57 <smooworm> one day i am gonna put hand cuffs on u amelia n take u to LBP prison for LBP murders
52:02 <smooworm> involving lava and such
52:11 <smooworm> u should get Battlefront
52:18 <smooworm> star wars its dope as shiz
52:20 <amelia> i will slap you into fiyah
52:26 <amelia> you know i will
53:12 <Buttluver> amelia loves having things in her arse
53:18 <Buttluver> dicks, bananas, cucumbers
53:22 <Buttluver> hair spray cans
53:25 <amelia> watermelons
53:34 <amelia> cats
53:39 <amelia> lamps
53:51 <Buttluver> cats?
53:56 <Buttluver> you put sockzie in your arse
54:22 <binder> amelia is a slut
54:25 <binder> all wogs all
54:28 <binder> are sluts
54:41 <smooworm> lols
54:49 <binder> amelia also would have manicured pussy
54:51 <binder> 100%
54:53 <smooworm> i wana see a montage of amelia just slappin dudes into things irl
54:56 <smooworm> make my day
55:00 <amelia> aMeLia Ya FuCKiN CRoaT WoG SLuT
57:21 Quit: sik ([email protected]) Quit:
57:28 <bumjack> blackdev backs up on 2L pepsi bottles like a trooper ;l
58:00 <binder> lol
58:03 <binder> blackdevil what a loser
58:33 <amelia> yah cos pliv is such a winner at life
58:35 <Buttluver> sik quit
58:37 <Buttluver> to go cry
58:44 <amelia> drug fucked monobrow twat
59:01 <Buttluver> he doesn't have a monobrow wtf lol
59:11 <amelia> yah he does
59:16 <amelia> wheres that pic of it
59:20 <Buttluver> most wogs have monobrows
59:22 <amelia> post it plivvy
59:23 <binder> hahahahah
59:23 <bumjack> hehehe
59:27 <Buttluver> and lots of dark body hair
59:27 <binder> cry about being a virgin
59:38 <Buttluver> amelia do you grow a moe?
59:42 <binder> i dont have a monobrow
59:44 <amelia> I'm blonde
59:45 <binder> honestly
59:48 <bumjack> my underarms are smooth [[;
59:55 <binder> amelia ur hair is dyed bitch
59:59 <Buttluver> yes sik is crying because he's a virgin
00:01 <amelia> the dark haired wogs are hairy
00:05 <Buttluver> he couldn't get it up for the hooker
00:06 <amelia> with mos
00:10 <binder> amelia what colour is ur pubic hair?
00:14 <binder> because its not blonde
00:16 <amelia> yah i colour my hair
00:20 <binder> so therefor u are not blonde
00:20 <Buttluver> a girl at my high school was a dark haired wog
00:22 <binder> bitch
00:25 <amelia> but i was still blonde as a kid
00:27 <Buttluver> she had facial hair a bit rofl
00:29 <amelia> wot pubic hair
00:30 <binder> nothing worse than girls saying they are blonde
00:32 <binder> when they are not
00:35 <binder> they dye their hair
00:37 <bumjack> sasquatch
00:37 <amelia> i am blonde
00:39 <binder> amelia blonde as a kid means nothing
00:42 <binder> i was blonde as a kid
00:49 <amelia> I'm blonde as an adult too
00:50 <binder> and my hair is basically black
00:52 <amelia> i jus like blonder
00:53 <binder> very dark brown
00:54 <binder> no
00:57 <binder> u dye your hair
00:58 <binder> thats why
01:00 <amelia> i do
01:05 <binder> you are not blonde by nature
01:06 <amelia> yah cos i like blonde blonde
01:10 <binder> exactly
01:11 <binder> so ur fake
01:12 <amelia> instead of honey blonde
01:15 <amelia> or dark blonde
01:23 <amelia> dunno about fake
01:31 <amelia> show me a girl who doesn't dye their hair
01:31 <bumjack> :[
01:36 <bumjack> poroxide!!!!!
01:38 <amelia> do you dye your mono
01:45 <binder> i know heaps of girls who dont dye their hair
01:47 <Buttluver> amelia bleaches her ass
02:05 <binder> u live in retard world thats right i forgot amelia
02:08 <binder> u live under a rock
02:10 <amelia> ahahhhahahahahahaahahaa
02:15 <binder> only females u know are ones like jens pussy
02:16 <amelia> pls halp get dis rock off
02:21 <binder> and ur mates in #melb chan
02:35 <smooworm> <amelia> aMeLia Ya FuCKiN CRoaT WoG SLuT<amelia> aMeLia Ya FuCKiN CRoaT WoG SLuT<amelia> aMeLia Ya FuCKiN CRoaT WoG SLuT
02:40 <amelia> i wouldn't associate myself with a girl like jenn
02:45 <smooworm> <amelia> drug fucked monobrow twat<amelia> drug fucked monobrow twat<amelia> drug fucked monobrow twat<amelia> drug fucked monobrow twat
02:47 <smooworm> twat
02:48 <smooworm> lolz
02:57 <smooworm> i needa pp
03:24 <binder> yeh u would
03:28 <binder> hence why u go into melb chat
03:28 <bumjack> melies
03:31 <binder> to talk to serenity and co
03:36 <Buttluver> amelia likes to hang around people like jen because it makes her feel better about herself
03:38 <binder> about how u all lost weight
03:40 <binder> by sitting on irc
03:42 <bumjack> lets get aquainted.
03:44 <binder> fingering urself
03:54 <Buttluver> HAHAHA
03:57 <Buttluver> serenity hates amelia
04:00 <Buttluver> full on too
04:05 <binder> no she doesnt
04:07 <binder> she loves her
04:10 <binder> she's despo for mates
04:13 <binder> like amelia is
04:28 <Buttluver> nah sez bitches about her
04:29 <Buttluver> behind her back
04:31 <binder> the only friend serenity has other than shadowlurker is faux and maruce
04:34 <Buttluver> to more rice
04:35 <binder> and amelia
04:50 <Buttluver> more rice is fucking huge
04:55 <Buttluver> how the fuck did she have kids
04:57 <Buttluver> i dunno
04:57 <bumjack> meliesssssssssssssssss
05:00 <binder> easy
05:02 <binder> opened her cunt
05:05 <binder> like a true despo
05:08 <binder> to get her payment
05:08 <amelia> ohh maurice
05:13 <Buttluver> MORE RICE
05:14 <binder> she gets 3x payments
05:17 <bumjack> reply to me melies ill backhand u
05:17 <binder> centrelink
05:20 <binder> D$P
05:22 <binder> abbo payment
05:25 <Buttluver> yeah shes another centrelink bludger
05:28 <binder> and carers allowance for shadowlurker
05:28 <Buttluver> no hoper
05:30 <Buttluver> like tisk
05:30 <binder> being obese
05:32 <binder> yep
05:35 <binder> like tisk indeed
05:42 <Buttluver> more rice, serenity, shadowwnaker
05:45 <Buttluver> all bludgers
05:45 <binder> i know a chick off here who knows her all they eat is kfc
05:47 <binder> and maccas
05:52 <Buttluver> couldn't get a job if they tried
05:54 <binder> they took a pic that was leaked
05:56 <binder> afew years ago
05:59 <binder> it was a messy room
06:01 <binder> with 2 computers
06:05 <binder> 1 for her and 1 for shadowlurker
06:09 <smooworm> i ppd
06:10 <binder> and just kfc boxes everywhere
06:16 <Buttluver> hahahahahaha
06:18 <binder> slinky might have seen it
06:18 <smooworm> ew
06:26 <richard> binder and rats and mice in the room too
06:27 <binder> if u post the pic u get auto g line
06:32 <smooworm> serenity will bcome IRCop one day
06:34 <Buttluver> that reminds me of saemons place
06:36 <smooworm> i thought about mentioning it b4
06:38 <smooworm> lolz
06:40 <binder> yeh
06:42 <Buttluver> smooworm nah she wont
06:42 <binder> lol
06:47 <binder> she might
06:47 <smooworm> she has kids
06:50 <smooworm> bothers me
06:51 <binder> u never know
06:54 <Buttluver> all the ircops hate her except longie and hes never around
06:57 <smooworm> and her and paulie will have some little cunt kids
06:58 <binder> its getting to deaths door
07:01 <smooworm> annoys me
07:03 <binder> longie hates her
07:15 <Buttluver> nah longie was the one who gave her #melb back
07:18 <binder> no
07:25 <binder> stebie gave her it
07:30 <binder> longie just said ok
07:33 <binder> he doesnt like her
07:34 <binder> at all
07:38 <Buttluver> LOL
07:39 <Buttluver> really
07:41 <binder> me and him use to troll her
07:41 <smooworm> hrmm
07:44 <binder> he cant stand her
07:44 <Buttluver> not surprised
07:46 <smooworm> contemplating
07:47 <binder> he hates all of them
07:49 <Buttluver> shes an idiot
07:59 <smooworm> melb is shit
08:02 <binder> yeh it is
08:04 <smooworm> but the worst is Mew
08:06 <binder> soon nerdhacks will run it
08:08 <smooworm> and Pirate
08:08 <binder> mew LOL
08:09 <amelia> where are the xmas tree pics
08:10 <binder> pirate
08:11 <binder> lol
08:11 <smooworm> that pirate cunt
08:14 <smooworm> in my house
08:15 <binder> didnt u bash him?
08:18 <smooworm> NAH
08:19 <smooworm> wanted to
08:25 <binder> u should have
08:25 <Buttluver> ROFL mew
08:25 <smooworm> smashed his pipe
08:29 <smooworm> or anonymitys pipe
08:30 <Buttluver> mew lives on an island right?
08:31 <smooworm> kicked em out
08:31 <binder> man if u lived in sydney and simba did
08:35 <smooworm> mew thinks she knows me
08:37 <binder> we would go break his back
08:39 <smooworm> tells a whole lotta lies
08:42 <smooworm> yer
08:42 <binder> push him off rock cliff
08:44 <smooworm> man
08:44 <binder> bash him
08:44 <Buttluver> simba is a faggot
08:47 <smooworm> if u lived her
08:47 <Buttluver> no one likes simba
08:47 <binder> take his shit
08:49 <smooworm> go to KI
08:53 <smooworm> and stomp Pirate
08:54 <binder> id go to simbas
08:56 <binder> id smash him
08:59 <smooworm> what a bird
08:59 <binder> infront of his parents
09:01 <binder> then bash them
09:05 <binder> i hate that fucking cunt
09:06 <smooworm> doesnt pay for ruining the vinyl
09:10 <smooworm> dog
09:12 <binder> he's the epitomy of spastic
09:15 <binder> full blown gay cunt
09:17 <smooworm> they r all dogs and then turn around call u a dog
09:22 <smooworm> simba is a big dog
09:22 <binder> im suprised he had the guts to fuck a prostie with u man
09:24 <binder> i really am
09:26 <Buttluver> simba has daddy issues
09:30 <smooworm> one day i will see him in adels city
09:32 <smooworm> or somethin
09:34 <smooworm> str8 rob him
09:45 <smooworm> he's a punk lies about rootin so many hookers here
09:52 <smooworm> cunt cant even last long
09:55 <smooworm> come out ten mins later
09:58 <smooworm> lels
10:07 <smooworm> i fkd hooker up road at brothel 4 3 hrs
10:10 <smooworm> so horny
10:25 <smooworm> mate that died said b4 he died how i should just go there n try it haha
10:28 <smooworm> was good
10:29 <smooworm> fun
11:05 Join: Zap ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
11:15 <bumjack> im gona get sum shuteye big day tomolo
11:20 <bumjack> c u
12:03 <binder> cya kunny
12:07 <binder> royal sir bumjack
12:27 <binder> simba cant get a girl
12:29 <binder> or any mates
12:35 <binder> he tried faux's pussy
12:38 <binder> but never got there
12:44 <binder> tisk has got closer to a female
13:26 <smooworm> time 4 music
13:29 <smooworm> c u cunt
13:35 <Buttluver> simba is a loser
13:35 <smooworm> i will masturbate over tisk
13:37 <Buttluver> no one likes simba
13:45 <smooworm> simba is the ugliest dude ever met
13:56 <amelia> pliv rates himself pretty high for an ugly junkie
14:04 <smooworm> lol
14:08 <amelia> I'm not too sure where he got such confidence
14:08 <Buttluver> amelia its because he has pretty curtains
14:11 <smooworm> Pieter is the highest ranking ranking themselves high fgt
14:17 <Buttluver> amelia
14:22 <Buttluver> do you think confidence comes from your looks?
14:25 <smooworm> aha
14:27 <binder> lol
14:30 <smooworm> amelia check this out homey
14:32 <Buttluver> pieter is fucking scum
14:32 <binder> amelia is a loser
14:38 <binder> amelia im not a junkie
14:41 <Buttluver> i'd fucking run pieter over if i ever saw him
14:44 <amelia> part of it comes drom looks yeah
14:46 <binder> ive never been addict
14:47 <Buttluver> then back over him to make sure
14:49 <binder> alcoholic yes
14:54 <smooworm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPXWZxtDooY
14:55 <binder> but i dont drink much anymore
14:56 <smooworm> aheeeeeeee
14:57 <binder> just weekends
14:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DMX - Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer (Dec 3, 2012) Length: 1:10 - Category: Music - 1,346,344 views - 12,791 likes (98.3%), 224 dislikes (1.7%)
15:00 <Buttluver> amelia i aint much a looker
15:04 <amelia> ahahaha
15:06 <Buttluver> but im confident you know why?
15:10 <amelia> rudolph
15:13 <Buttluver> because i dont give a shit about what other people think
15:14 <Buttluver> just me
15:30 <amelia> I don't care wot other people think
15:33 <amelia> jus myself
15:34 <binder> thats right Buttluver
15:37 <binder> thats the way to be bro
15:40 <binder> fuck every cunt
15:41 <Buttluver> but if you think looks play a part
15:42 <binder> but urself
15:42 <smooworm> lols
15:43 <smooworm> ye
15:45 <Buttluver> looks are only for other people
15:47 <binder> fuck ur whole family too
15:48 <nate> i care what binder thinks, hes hot
15:50 <smooworm> man
15:51 <amelia> no they are not
15:53 <binder> thankyou nate
15:56 <smooworm> u should care about what other people think
15:56 <binder> yes they are amelia
15:58 <amelia> you can want to look good for self
15:59 <binder> Buttluver is right
16:00 <Buttluver> amelia do you look at yourself constantly?
16:01 <smooworm> otherwise you're just ignorant.
16:03 <amelia> if i was 120kgs
16:04 <binder> amelia
16:10 <binder> u only want to look good for yourself if u care
16:10 <amelia> i would not be happy with myself
16:12 <binder> that much
16:13 <binder> if ur shallow
16:14 <amelia> its for me
16:14 <binder> or vien
16:17 <binder> like u are
16:19 <binder> ur fake
16:19 <amelia> i rather be smaller
16:22 <binder> ur nails show it
16:24 <smooworm> vain
16:26 <binder> page 1 nails
16:31 <binder> vain yes
16:34 <amelia> i like havin nice nails
16:35 <smooworm> not true binder
16:38 <smooworm> i got like 3 kilo lose
16:39 <binder> they are not nice nails
16:40 <smooworm> easy done
16:43 <nate> amelia dont even eat and she still has big hands to bash irc guys with
16:45 <binder> not u
16:46 <smooworm> by April b4 gone back UK
16:46 <binder> amelia
16:48 <smooworm> right
16:51 <Buttluver> amelia why does that make you feel confident though?
16:51 <amelia> yah i smash em all
16:54 <smooworm> so its for me ye
16:55 <smooworm> but also
16:59 <smooworm> i wana bang some UK pussy
17:00 <Buttluver> why does what you look like change your self esteem?
17:01 <amelia> why do looks make me confident?
17:04 <smooworm> so it's also for the pussy :P
17:08 <smooworm> aaaaaaaaaaaaaa ye
17:11 <smooworm> ;)
17:17 <amelia> i would not be confident at 120 kgs
17:20 <amelia> cos i would be unhappy
17:31 <nate> have u been that high amelia?
17:32 <smooworm> no shit
17:37 <smooworm> thats real fat
17:43 <smooworm> n i think im fat
17:44 <smooworm> lol
17:46 <amelia> my highest is 74
17:54 <smooworm> oh ye
17:57 <smooworm> i remember pic of u
17:58 <smooworm> mmm
17:59 <binder> 74
17:59 <nate> that kills stevens heaviest
17:59 <amelia> yeah
18:00 <binder> wtf
18:01 <Buttluver> amelia why would that make you unhappy? not sayin you should be fat
18:02 <binder> thats fat as fuck
18:04 <Buttluver> but just curious
18:05 <smooworm> b4 u got "fit"
18:06 <smooworm> nom nom
18:09 <smooworm> voloptuous
18:12 <binder> i weigh 68
18:21 <binder> but im ribbed
18:27 <nate> LOLOol ribbed
18:31 <binder> yeh nate
18:32 <binder> 6 pack
18:35 <Buttluver> ribbed for her pleasure
18:37 <binder> all natural
18:38 <nate> its ripped
18:40 <binder> ribbed
18:41 <nate> LOLOL
18:42 <binder> not ripped
18:44 <amelia> Buttluver, cos i wouldn't be able to do the things i do now, if i was that fat
18:50 <Buttluver> amelia what things
18:53 <nate> ribbed means no muscles
18:56 <binder> no
18:57 <Buttluver> i know fat people who are fitter than me
18:59 <binder> ribbed means ribbed
19:01 <nate> wot!
19:01 <binder> like a dom
19:04 <binder> hard
19:05 <Buttluver> and i'm working on my feet most of the day
19:06 <binder> bumpy
19:06 <nate> i can see ya ribs, ribs
19:07 <binder> ribbed
19:11 <binder> yeh not that
19:15 <binder> this is ribbed
19:16 <amelia> i know smaller people than me who i am fitter than
19:19 <binder> like a condom
19:22 <binder> tight
19:22 <binder> hard
19:35 <binder> a step down from ripped and jacked
19:37 <amelia> i prob had more confidence as a size 12 anyway
19:39 <Buttluver> lol i got a mate whos a skinny guy, does weights and shit
19:41 <amelia> cos not ao critical
19:42 <binder> 12
19:42 <binder> wtf
19:45 <binder> mate
19:49 <Buttluver> cant even walk down to the servo without getting puffed
20:28 <binder> yeh
20:30 <Buttluver> keep telling him to do cardio too
20:30 <amelia> yah my serb friend is skinny as fuck
20:30 <binder> give up ciggies
20:34 <amelia> but not fit at all
20:37 <Buttluver> but nah he just wants to do weights
20:39 <Buttluver> fucking idiot
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21:03 * all you are fucked
21:09 <Buttluver> piss off chris
21:13 <Buttluver> BOWMORE RD
21:19 <Buttluver> thirty
21:19 <all> start
21:19 <Buttluver> six
21:21 <all> come
21:25 <all> i dont give a shit
21:26 <Buttluver> unit
21:26 <Buttluver> two
21:33 <Buttluver> BOWMORE
22:11 <binder> fuck off chris
22:13 <binder> u fucking loser
22:25 <binder> u are one cunt i want to see dead
22:27 <binder> fuck off
22:31 <all> come kill me
22:32 <all> come kill me
22:33 <all> come kill me
22:34 <all> come kill me
22:35 <all> come kill me
22:36 Kick: all was kicked by bios (flood)
22:36 <!all> come kill me
22:36 Join: all ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:37 <binder> fuck u and ur fucking cat
23:09 Quit: Izuru ([email protected]) EOF from client
23:11 <Buttluver> chris go shove your finger up your cats arse
23:17 <binder> fuck u chris milne
23:19 <binder> from noble park
23:20 <Buttluver> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12316145_1707142936187814_7648405634426688938_n.jpg?oh=1688c408ada04310a0e09c6e7560c5f5&oe=571EF663&__gda__=1457246315_47e7d64f83d67ca06c73754659f6dc8d
23:20 <steven_> gaaggaggga
23:21 <binder> u piece of shit
23:30 <Buttluver> this is sockzie with tisks finger up her arse
23:30 <steven_> lololol
23:33 <Buttluver> look at those eyes
23:49 <amelia> SOCKZIE
23:50 <Buttluver> that picture tells a thousand words
23:59 <Buttluver> chris molests his cat the faggot
24:04 <smooworm> hmm weight
24:07 <Buttluver> you fucking animal fucker all
24:08 <smooworm> weight is so easy to lose
24:22 <amelia> agreed
24:22 <smooworm> you just have to consume less calories than you will expend that day
24:24 <all> step up
24:27 <all> or shut up
24:29 <all> step up
24:30 <all> or shut up
24:37 <smooworm> i went from like 85 n im 6ft
24:44 <smooworm> to 61 in like 4 months
24:50 <Buttluver> rofl shit joshy
24:55 <smooworm> tho i hit a low point n refused to eat
24:58 <Buttluver> 61k for a 6 foot guy is tiny
25:00 <binder> fuck off chris u fucking spastic cunt
25:01 <smooworm> yer ino
25:03 <smooworm> i was skin n bones
25:04 <amelia> 61
25:06 <amelia> wtf
25:06 <smooworm> yer
25:10 <smooworm> i hospitalized myself
25:15 <smooworm> i told u this ages ago amelia
25:18 <smooworm> on skype lol
25:19 <amelia> I'm 5'5 and that's about my weight
25:22 <binder> im 68kg and im 5'10
25:23 <Buttluver> yeh
25:29 <Buttluver> lol binder
25:31 <Buttluver> buy some food matey
25:36 <Buttluver> get some grub in ya
25:37 <binder> i eat all the time
25:39 <smooworm> i felt guilty for buying six pack today
25:40 <binder> just fresh
25:43 <Abortion> I'm liek 500kg and 13ft tall
25:44 <binder> not rat food
25:45 <binder> rat wood
25:46 <smooworm> eating throughout the day is good
25:54 <smooworm> foraging
25:57 <smooworm> +r?
26:01 <smooworm> lol Abortion
26:05 <binder> i keep it lean
26:06 <binder> and mean
26:07 <smooworm> I want to pull on your hair
26:15 <smooworm> and have you recite a nic cage line from Con Air bro
26:16 <smooworm> ahahahaha
26:21 <smooworm> IN THAT ACCENT
26:33 * smooworm has The Sounds on
26:43 <smooworm> oh shoot
26:58 <all> come now weak dog cunts
26:59 <all> come now weak dog cunts
27:00 <all> come now weak dog cunts
27:11 <Abortion> yes dogg
27:12 <all> had enough of this shit
27:13 <Abortion> we get you
27:16 <binder> fuck off chris
27:19 <binder> seriously
27:28 <all> binder is dog
27:32 <all> woof woof
27:36 <binder> seriously when i find out u are dead
27:38 <binder> i will be happy
27:42 <binder> ill hold a celebration
27:44 <binder> marking ur death
27:49 <binder> i cant fucking stand u cunt
27:56 <binder> ur a fucking joke to his great nation
28:05 <Abortion> uns uns uns uns
28:06 <all> i am the world
28:08 <binder> you are just a pussy tisk
28:12 <Abortion> pump it up
28:13 <all> as u know it
28:16 <all> i am the world
28:17 <all> as u know it
28:19 <all> woof woof
28:20 <binder> you dont even have mental problems
28:26 <sharni> Lol
28:27 <steven_> loooooooool
28:30 <smooworm> man these anti depressents but
28:36 <smooworm> they take away my motivation
28:36 <binder> being a drug fucked loser isnt an excuse for D$P
28:38 <sharni> They aren't working
28:38 <smooworm> and shit
28:38 <binder> u fucking retard
28:42 <Abortion> lol lets blame mental problems
28:45 <Abortion> woooo
28:46 <smooworm> im not depressed but
28:59 <binder> you are pathetic tisk
29:16 <smooworm> i am bored
29:17 <all> im protected by government
29:22 <smooworm> and want to do something
29:26 <all> fuck u
29:30 <smooworm> and it is sunday and now i want to do something LOL
29:36 <all> just end me if i so bad
29:44 <sharni> Lol
29:50 <all> had enough of all u fuck keyboard warriors
29:58 <sharni> Look
30:01 <sharni> Lool*
30:09 <all> lols
30:13 <smooworm> binder
30:18 <smooworm> was it u said about meds earlier today
30:20 <smooworm> n i asked u
30:21 <smooworm> ?
30:37 Nick: smooworm is now known as slinky_J
30:43 <slinky_J> smooworm dont talk that smack he talk sex
30:47 <slinky_J> HE LOVE U AMELIA
30:49 <slinky_J> word.
31:03 <binder> tisk
31:05 <binder> do something about it
31:06 <binder> go on
31:09 <slinky_J> binder
31:12 <binder> see how much of a hard cunt u are
31:13 <all> about what
31:14 <binder> when i come to melb
31:15 <slinky_J> fuck dont make me scroll up hours
31:17 <binder> in afew weeks
31:17 <slinky_J> cunny
31:23 <binder> see if u step outside
31:26 <all> about a little maggot loving me
31:27 <all> about a little maggot loving me
31:30 <binder> ill come inside and make u eat a cold dimsim u faggot
31:33 <binder> frozen fucking dimsim
31:34 <all> called binder
31:37 <binder> then ill cook your cat
31:39 <Abortion> ehehe
31:42 <Abortion> Man in dandism
31:43 <all> u maggot cunt
31:45 <amelia> poor sockzie
31:51 <all> amelia
31:52 <amelia> that name still makes me fuckin laugh
31:53 <all> hi
32:02 <amelia> hai
32:03 <slinky_J> this is a mad song
32:10 <slinky_J> for anyone had problems
32:11 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eSfcUzGTdk
32:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vinnie Paz "Is Happiness Just A Word?" feat. Yes Alexander (Official Video) (Oct 22, 2013) Length: - Category: Music - 4,778,585 views - 39,216 likes (98.4%), 653 dislikes (1.6%)
32:15 <slinky_J> XD vinnie paz <3
32:29 <amelia> vinnie paz was gud
32:37 <amelia> he's fallen off now
32:59 <binder> he's shit
33:22 <slinky_J> oh man
33:27 <slinky_J> that song
33:32 <slinky_J> I could never get that out
33:44 <all> i made more techno than binder
33:45 <slinky_J> that's more than I can ever say
33:47 <all> rewind
33:49 <all> bind
33:51 <all> find
33:52 <all> mind
34:03 <slinky_J> gotta respect a dude that can talk about it like that
34:03 <all> swein
34:04 <slinky_J> :/
34:11 <slinky_J> i lose faith in u binder
34:11 <all> huannt
34:17 <slinky_J> unless u hear this song
35:36 <all> cont
35:39 <all> cant
35:42 <all> cunt
35:43 <all> wunt
35:44 <all> wont
35:46 <all> tont
35:48 <all> dont
35:53 <binder> http://imgur.com/Eyla6K5
35:55 <all> shoooooooo
36:07 <+thestig> lolll
36:49 <amelia> ahahahahahahahaha
36:50 <amelia> chris
37:12 <amelia> you look a lil confused there
38:02 <all> i not logging in to fb get better one
38:08 <all> cause ur dumb
38:36 <slinky_J> you are ugly boy
38:39 <slinky_J> no offense but u r
38:47 <all> nope
38:49 <slinky_J> he he he
39:02 <slinky_J> you are one strung looking motherfucker
39:07 <all> rest of all of you are retarded
39:07 <slinky_J> hey amelia
39:10 <all> rest of all of you are retarded
39:11 <all> rest of all of you are retarded
39:12 <all> rest of all of you are retarded
39:16 <slinky_J> tell me which of these two scarf hoodies i should get
39:18 <slinky_J> plz
39:20 <all> come cunt
39:21 <Buttluver> shut up chris you f aggot
39:24 <all> come cunt
39:27 <Buttluver> you perma virgin shithead
39:32 <slinky_J> will b winter in UK when i get there yo
39:36 <slinky_J> gotta look slick.
39:49 <slinky_J> this one in beige http://www.psylofashion.com/product-1085-Hoodie_Scarf.aspx
39:52 <slinky_J> or this one
39:59 <slinky_J> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-458-Tosca_Hooded_Scarf.aspx
40:04 <slinky_J> tryina make my mind up
40:08 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/96fip3
40:38 <all> i did nothing wrong
40:39 <Buttluver> all
40:42 <Buttluver> shut up
40:46 <all> why you all spastics
40:48 <Buttluver> you cat fucking wanker
40:59 <slinky_J> one time
41:03 <amelia> its summer
41:03 <slinky_J> in fkn hosp
41:05 <amelia> but beigr
41:07 <binder> fucking shut up tisk cunt
41:07 <all> i need to see a human
41:08 <all> i need to see a human
41:09 <all> i need to see a human
41:10 <all> i need to see a human
41:10 <slinky_J> it wont be summer there in april
41:11 <all> i need to see a human
41:12 <all> i need to see a human
41:13 <all> i need to see a human
41:14 <all> i need to see a human
41:14 <Buttluver> then go outside cunt
41:15 <all> i need to see a human
41:16 <all> i need to see a human
41:16 <slinky_J> anyway
41:17 <all> i need to see a human
41:18 <all> i need to see a human
41:18 Kick: all was kicked by thestig (thestig)
41:18 <!all> i need to see a human
41:20 <slinky_J> these twins
41:20 Join: all ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
41:23 <slinky_J> one was in for depression
41:24 <Buttluver> then go outside cunt
41:28 <slinky_J> and both of them could sing
41:30 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STEVEN
41:31 <Buttluver> leave your junkie den all
41:32 <slinky_J> so they both sung this
41:36 <slinky_J> n lap danced me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIXyKmElvv8
41:38 <slinky_J> huhuhuhu
41:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Fugees - Ready or Not (Oct 23, 2010) Length: 4:37 - Category: Music - 24,161,662 views - 107,978 likes (97.6%), 2,605 dislikes (2.4%)
41:43 <slinky_J> unf
42:26 <all> i not leaving my home
42:28 <all> for no cunt
42:45 <all> sick of all you thinking youre god
43:37 <slinky_J> bro
43:40 <binder> tisk
43:42 <slinky_J> dont take shit
43:43 <binder> shut the fuck up man
43:45 <all> fuck up
43:46 <all> fuck up
43:47 <all> fuck up
43:48 <all> fuck up
43:49 <all> fuck up
43:49 <slinky_J> i just think ur ugly
43:55 <amelia> once is enough
43:55 <slinky_J> because u dont look after yourself
43:57 <slinky_J> n i do
44:05 <slinky_J> i am baby faced man
44:13 <slinky_J> girls think im in my mid-late twenties
44:14 <slinky_J> unf
45:07 <all> can someone give a shit
45:08 <all> can someone give a shit
45:15 <all> and not be fuck witt
45:17 <all> and not be fuck witt
45:19 <slinky_J> dude
45:21 <slinky_J> stfu dude
45:24 <all> fuck off cunt
45:26 <slinky_J> smack you in the face man
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45:30 <all> come
45:31 <slinky_J> get out my house tim
45:37 <slinky_J> crackin on my gfs mates
45:38 <slinky_J> ok time
45:51 <slinky_J> i bounce ur head down the row to the bathtub get my kitchen knife
45:57 <slinky_J> oh ur not tim!
45:59 <slinky_J> sound like him
46:14 <slinky_J> fucking drug addict pussy
48:21 <binder> i still get asked for ID
48:23 <binder> love it
48:40 <binder> girls and security feel sorry for me asking
48:42 <binder> and i say man
48:44 <binder> very good
48:50 <binder> im glad u think im young
48:54 <binder> im 28 u mad cunts
48:56 <amelia> most people under 30 get asked
49:02 <amelia> don't think you're special
49:05 <sharni> Lol
49:06 <amelia> you're not
49:08 <binder> i am
49:11 <binder> im special
49:21 <binder> most ppl under 30 dont get asked amelia
49:24 <binder> not here
49:28 <amelia> here they do
49:30 <amelia> definitely
49:31 <binder> u have no idea what sydney is like
49:37 <binder> uve never even been here
49:47 <binder> when u come u wont get asked for ID
49:49 <binder> guarantee u
49:54 <sharni> I do
49:55 <binder> infact sa i said
49:56 <+thestig> is fl studio any good
49:57 <sharni> All the time
49:58 <binder> ill come meet u
50:01 <amelia> i have a youngish face
50:05 <binder> ill come meet u
50:06 <binder> we go clubs
50:11 <binder> ill take u best clubs in sydney
50:14 <nate> binder hard graft!
50:17 <binder> my mate owns one we will go
50:23 Quit: all ([email protected]) Quit:
50:24 <binder> one of the best there is
50:25 <amelia> i wouldn't associate myself with a dropkick like you
50:29 <binder> haha ok amelia
50:34 <amelia> maybe you should ask jenn
50:34 <sharni> Which one is that binder
50:37 <binder> no thanks
50:40 <binder> jen wouldnt be allowed
50:43 <binder> they would say no
50:47 <binder> u at least dress nice
50:50 <binder> and are semi decent
50:54 <binder> jen i would take to pub
50:57 <binder> or to see concert
50:58 <nate> haha semi decent:)
51:01 <binder> u i would take to night club
51:02 <binder> or casino
51:18 <binder> tisk i would take to st vinnies homeless shelter
51:20 <amelia> I'd take you to a grave site
51:22 <amelia> n bury you
51:24 <binder> really?
51:25 <binder> damn
51:29 <amelia> yah
51:29 <binder> i thought u were going to say fuck me
51:33 <binder> graveyard fuck
51:36 <binder> gothic
51:41 <binder> thats where id take jen
52:31 <slinky_J> binder do u hate this lols https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l75Z8wil_U
52:35 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks "Design in Malice" feat. Young Zee & Pacewon - Official Video (Dec 22, 2011) Length: 3:56 - Category: Music - 8,857,336 views - 54,404 likes (98.3%), 926 dislikes (1.7%)
52:38 <slinky_J> xm would coz he is christian
52:40 <binder> yes i do
52:48 <binder> i dont like much jedu mind tricks man
52:50 <nate> binder sexy!
52:52 <binder> i like oldskool shit
52:53 <slinky_J> sif hate
52:54 <binder> real hiphop
52:56 <slinky_J> watch it bro
52:58 <binder> proper beats
53:03 <slinky_J> jedi IS real hip hop
53:04 <slinky_J> mang
53:10 <slinky_J> u like brooklyn academy?
53:11 <binder> i know he is on terms of an artist
53:16 <binder> but alot of his stuff is not traditional
53:21 <binder> i dont like mfdoom
53:28 <binder> i dont like raekwon
53:34 <slinky_J> u dont like wu tang?
53:36 <binder> i like shit like souls of mishiefs
53:39 <binder> i dont like wu tang
53:42 <slinky_J> wu tang took hip hop to heaven
53:43 <slinky_J> ffs
53:44 <binder> i like rza
53:45 <binder> gza
53:48 <slinky_J> u can not hate wu tang
53:48 <binder> i like nas
53:52 <slinky_J> nas baby nas
53:54 <slinky_J> uno he is in vid
53:57 <binder> i like a tribe called quest
54:01 <slinky_J> in modd deep survival of the fittest
54:03 <binder> i like cypress hill
54:07 <binder> i like mod deep
54:07 <slinky_J> just hangin out b4 he was famous lols
54:09 <slinky_J> ye
54:10 <binder> i like charlie 2na
54:12 <slinky_J> oi
54:13 <amelia> best atcq track is 1nce again
54:13 <slinky_J> binder
54:15 <binder> i like snoop
54:16 <slinky_J> i betcha
54:20 <amelia> but the beat always makes me blink
54:22 <slinky_J> u would like this vid/track
54:23 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l75Z8wil_U
54:24 <binder> show me
54:24 <amelia> when it's really loud
54:26 <slinky_J> if u just watch it
54:27 <binder> im down for anything
54:27 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks "Design in Malice" feat. Young Zee & Pacewon - Official Video (Dec 22, 2011) Length: 3:56 - Category: Music - 8,857,336 views - 54,404 likes (98.3%), 926 dislikes (1.7%)
54:28 <slinky_J> ok
54:29 <binder> post all tracks
54:33 <slinky_J> just watch this
54:39 <slinky_J> it is mad
54:42 <slinky_J> has young z
54:45 <slinky_J> from the oldschool
54:48 <slinky_J> b4 eminem
54:52 <slinky_J> fkn that cunt rules
54:54 <binder> i dont like eminem
54:55 <slinky_J> :P
54:59 <binder> he's very overated
55:01 <binder> and very lame
55:05 <slinky_J> he ripped off z style
55:06 <binder> he's jewish too
55:09 <slinky_J> watch the clip
55:09 <binder> he did
55:10 <slinky_J> i am now
55:11 <slinky_J> bbs
55:13 <binder> and he's a thief
55:20 <binder> his first 2 albums were goood at the time
55:22 <binder> thats it
55:24 <slinky_J> jus watch NOW
55:25 <slinky_J> bro
55:25 <binder> i listen to that shiw now
55:27 <binder> i laugh
55:29 <slinky_J> only ask one favour
55:29 <binder> but i was a kid
55:31 <slinky_J> brb
55:31 <binder> 14
55:33 <slinky_J> watchin it
55:33 <binder> ok brb too
55:35 <binder> i will
55:37 <slinky_J> kk :D <3
55:38 <binder> i go smoke a ciggie like u do
55:47 <binder> smoking as many ciggies as i can before jan 1
55:47 <slinky_J> jus allah verse owns
55:49 <slinky_J> word
00:59 <slinky_J> You don't have to search and question
00:59 <slinky_J> I have the purse and the murder weapon
00:59 <slinky_J> Never get a second chance to make a first impression
00:59 <slinky_J> I'm no virgin to murder and I'm an urban legend
00:59 <slinky_J> Rather be of real service than to serve in Heaven
00:59 <slinky_J> I don't like cops, I don't like co-operators
00:59 <slinky_J> I don't like traitors or story corroborators
01:13 <slinky_J> In any problem I'm the common denominator
01:13 <slinky_J> My behaviour is the product of intoxicators
01:13 <slinky_J> I'm just blood addicted, it's the other liquid
01:13 <slinky_J> I'm above the limit off of the blood of the wicked
01:13 <slinky_J> Don't even ask, there's somebody in the body bags
01:13 <slinky_J> The blood matches what's on the hatchets and hockey mask
01:24 <slinky_J> I'm never traumatized, I don't have to compromise
01:24 <slinky_J> I don't have to economize the homicides
01:24 <slinky_J> You tell Jesus to take the wheel, my faith is nil
01:24 <slinky_J> I believe that even Jesus has a way to kill
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01:26 <slinky_J> ahahaha
01:27 <slinky_J> I'm never traumatized, I don't have to compromise
01:27 <slinky_J> I don't have to economize the homicides
01:27 <slinky_J> You tell Jesus to take the wheel, my faith is nil
01:27 <slinky_J> I believe that even Jesus has a way to kill
01:28 <+thestig> loll
01:29 <slinky_J> BITCH
01:30 <slinky_J> LOLS
01:33 <slinky_J> mad verse
01:54 <binder> ok i listen now
02:00 <binder> i like pete rock
02:12 <binder> i dont like jay z or kanye
02:35 <binder> i like roots manuva
02:57 <binder> yes i dont like this song slinky_J
03:38 <slinky_J> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12313665_1266335920050640_2812655405234198_n.jpg?oh=be6964fd5b6c660012f97cc7f2945201&oe=56DFBDD8
03:39 <slinky_J> ahaha
03:40 <slinky_J> she ncie
12:15 <binder> where is sik
12:55 <binder> do u listen to uk hiphop slinky_J?
13:00 <binder> its the best in the world now
13:03 <binder> rips usa shit
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46:03 <steven_> nice
47:21 <nate> http://asian.unipussy.com/ph5/bbbeba151c4ff071e8a6e6daedb80156.jpg
47:28 <nate> time for a bike ride
49:14 <amelia> jeezus christ
50:24 <nate> http://www.quizlaw.com/blog/images/santa57-thumb.jpg
50:31 <amelia> i took new pic today
50:39 <amelia> http://imgur.com/W4bPqPv
50:43 <amelia> d:]
50:57 <amelia> i so cheesy
52:05 <nate> her tiitties an't bad;p
52:24 <amelia> they ain't good either
53:47 <steven_> lol
53:51 <steven_> funny
53:56 <steven_> we were talking about her before
54:03 <steven_> she looks like my mates brothers g/f
54:06 <steven_> we tagged him in it
54:07 <steven_> hahhahaah
54:11 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA
54:43 <steven_> but rude but
54:44 <binder> wtf amelia
54:55 <binder> could have told me u posting serenity pic
55:04 <amelia> no it me
55:15 <amelia> serenity haf green hair
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57:46 <binder> hi Lwaxana hows it going?
57:53 <Lwaxana> ok
57:58 <binder> Lwaxana
58:02 <binder> why did you zline Curt?
58:05 <binder> that's not a bot
58:50 <binder> Lwaxana i was in your area today
58:58 <binder> should have come had a beer with me hun
59:44 <Lwaxana> binder what was Curt?
59:48 <Lwaxana> you chatted
00:01 <Lwaxana> Curt replied
05:16 <slinky_J> fuck man
05:20 <slinky_J> did a nice 5 k walk then
05:21 <slinky_J> so fucked
05:27 <slinky_J> heat uhh
05:34 <slinky_J> Curt
05:37 <slinky_J> hai Curt
05:44 <slinky_J> is Curt ur bf?
06:11 <slinky_J> binder said he would suck me off before and didnt pull through
06:15 <slinky_J> ahahaha pull through.
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14:26 <slinky_J> oh i made them leave
14:41 <slinky_J> CITY SLICKERS IS ON
41:11 <amelia> where are the xmas tree pics
41:15 <amelia> mine is ready
41:55 <steven_> ah
42:01 <steven_> fuck the christmas tree pics
42:02 <steven_> !
42:20 <amelia> cos your tree sucks
42:20 <slinky_J> wot
42:22 <slinky_J> sif xmas tree
42:25 <slinky_J> u live on ur own
42:28 <slinky_J> y would u get one
42:31 <slinky_J> like u got a real one?
42:33 <slinky_J> lol
42:35 <slinky_J> i wanna see this
42:39 <amelia> but i fuckin love xmas
42:58 <slinky_J> as everybody knows
43:10 <slinky_J> I am down with the nationalist socialist party
43:14 <slinky_J> and hate christianity
43:15 <slinky_J> LOLOL wtf
43:18 <slinky_J> as if
43:19 <amelia> http://m.imgur.com/AyJRTFw
43:23 <slinky_J> y u love it?
43:32 <slinky_J> oh thas cute
43:32 <slinky_J> lols
43:39 <slinky_J> i only have mum in adels
43:40 <slinky_J> well
43:40 <steven_> lol
43:48 <slinky_J> besides a shit load of dads rellies i cbf seeing
44:01 <slinky_J> one outta 13 kids fuck u dont wana go to their annual xmas shit
44:32 <slinky_J> do u n the puppy celebrate xmas by urselves?
46:34 <slinky_J> i hope u get a nice Charles Dickens for Christmas baebz ;)
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53:16 <steven_> looooooooool
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00:42 <slinky_J> lol
00:55 <slinky_J> second steak bro
00:57 <slinky_J> nom NOM
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03:06 <slinky_J> oh fuck me
03:56 <binder> im back
03:57 <binder> wanking
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04:30 <binder> amelia
04:31 <binder> i love u
04:36 <binder> oi
04:38 <binder> fuck this shit off
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04:43 <binder> vicky fuck off cunt
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04:50 <binder> these are all #sydney bots
04:54 <binder> fuck this shit off
04:56 <binder> glenns faggot bots
04:59 <amelia> i get my dog to eat your face fuck off
05:06 <amelia> wheres your xmas tree pic
05:12 <binder> not up yet
05:17 <binder> but when it is u will be owned
05:20 <binder> mark my word
05:26 <binder> and i will be submitting my own tree
05:27 <amelia> no it was due this week
05:29 <binder> not a friends
05:33 <binder> like thestig
05:37 <amelia> you have been disqualified
05:37 <binder> its ur tree or nothing
05:39 <binder> nope
05:43 <binder> im entering late
05:47 <binder> so i get marks deducted
05:51 <binder> 10% each day
05:53 <amelia> no late entries accepted
06:01 <slinky_J> fuck
06:11 <slinky_J> amelia let's see ur xmas tree
06:13 <slinky_J> i never do one
06:19 <amelia> ok
06:21 <slinky_J> not since livin at home
06:23 <slinky_J> cool
06:29 <amelia> hold up
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06:43 <slinky_J> oki
06:50 <binder> wank me off
06:56 <binder> show us ur tree hun
06:59 <binder> i saw it last week
07:00 <binder> it was funny
07:03 <binder> if u think u gunna win
07:09 <herbdean> https://client01.chat.mibbit.com/
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08:37 <amelia> i am gonna win cos no other entries are being submitted by the due date
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08:42 <binder> nope
08:45 <binder> im going to win
08:54 <binder> and my food will also win
08:58 <amelia> due date today
09:01 <binder> amelia are u religious?
09:16 <binder> lots of croatians are jews
09:18 <amelia> i am catholic by baptism that is all
09:18 <binder> are u a jew?
09:25 <binder> so you are not catholic
09:30 <binder> u just were forced to be
09:33 <binder> by croat mum
09:39 <binder> do u ever pray?
09:43 <slinky_J> oh bro
09:45 <slinky_J> this steak
09:50 <slinky_J> make u jizz man
09:55 <binder> yeh
09:57 <binder> love a good steak
09:58 <binder> jizz on it
09:59 <slinky_J> i pray every day
10:02 <slinky_J> blessings
10:05 <slinky_J> thassall
10:10 <binder> slinky_J what religion are u?
10:14 <slinky_J> none
10:38 <slinky_J> was raised christian, went to a jewish schoolt hen multi cultural school
10:46 <binder> wtf
10:54 <slinky_J> got into buddhism because of this budhisattva i found as a kid
10:59 <slinky_J> tao buddhism
11:09 <binder> so you are buddhist?
11:10 <slinky_J> i just pray blessings for the sake of it
11:13 <slinky_J> nah was for some time
11:17 <slinky_J> couldnt keep that up
11:29 <binder> damn
11:42 <slinky_J> y
11:46 <slinky_J> religion is a load of shit
11:52 <slinky_J> i only pray out of compulsion
12:13 <slinky_J> because it's something they say, that people raised religious can't always completely get rid of it
12:37 <slinky_J> you become religious you give up free will.
12:47 <binder> mmm
12:49 <slinky_J> you give up your whole self
12:53 <binder> nah
12:54 <binder> u dont
13:05 <slinky_J> oh you dont
13:08 <slinky_J> give me an example
13:15 <binder> well i havnt given up my self
13:19 <binder> and im religious
13:34 <binder> i almost became a priest
13:35 <slinky_J> no body can be half a christian
13:40 <slinky_J> and such
13:43 <binder> yes they can
13:57 <slinky_J> you're either 100 percent or you may as well not be
14:02 <slinky_J> you can't just pick and choose
14:11 <slinky_J> which is what Christians have done over the centuries
14:15 <slinky_J> discarded books from the Bible
14:23 <slinky_J> to suit themselves at the time
14:27 <binder> yeh its good
14:31 <slinky_J> did you know that the crusade
14:33 <slinky_J> the 1st
14:38 <slinky_J> was a popularity contest
14:38 <binder> yes i know about the crusades
14:43 <slinky_J> the pope was losing ground
14:51 <slinky_J> they were afraid of losing power completely
14:52 <binder> im catholic im not church of england dog shit
14:57 <slinky_J> so he came up with a great idea
15:00 <slinky_J> invade the holy land
15:18 <slinky_J> Christianity is the worst of the three religions
15:31 <binder> you should become muslim then
15:34 <slinky_J> why
15:46 <binder> why not
15:58 <slinky_J> because it's a load of shit
16:07 <binder> why is it?
16:08 <slinky_J> and Mohammed waged war to spread Islam.
16:16 <slinky_J> it is not a peaceful religion
16:19 <slinky_J> nor is Christianity
16:21 <binder> so did christianity lol
16:23 <binder> really?
16:27 <slinky_J> yer he did
16:27 <binder> whats a peaceful religion then?
16:34 <binder> juadism?
16:36 <slinky_J> buddhism
16:39 <slinky_J> judaism no way
16:41 <slinky_J> lol!
16:49 <binder> we should all become jews
16:52 <slinky_J> nah
16:54 <binder> and the rat can become muslim
16:56 <slinky_J> rid ourselves of religion
17:00 <binder> amelia can be johavas witness
17:01 <slinky_J> look at all it has done
17:13 <binder> well you may go to hell man
17:21 <slinky_J> next to death by mosquito
17:22 <binder> i hope you realise that
17:32 <slinky_J> people have killed more people over religious idealism
17:36 <slinky_J> religion = murder
18:03 <slinky_J> there is no hell for me if I am not a Christian
18:13 <slinky_J> hell was made up by christians
18:19 <slinky_J> Jews don't believe in a hell
18:22 <slinky_J> or heaven
18:29 <binder> yeh what do jews believe in?
18:39 <slinky_J> what do you mean
18:52 <binder> well what do jews say happens when u die?
18:59 <slinky_J> they live on in the memory of those that were around and come after them
19:00 <slinky_J> you die
19:02 <slinky_J> is what.
19:12 <binder> do you believe that?
19:27 <slinky_J> whole heartedly
19:35 <slinky_J> because like every other animal on this planet
19:37 <slinky_J> Iam
19:42 <slinky_J> an animal.
19:49 <slinky_J> we die, we are not special.
20:01 <slinky_J> our imprint on this earth means nothing.
20:12 <slinky_J> that's what makes living life special.
20:37 <slinky_J> What kind of creator would allow children to die from cancer?
20:39 <binder> well if thats the case you should live better life man
20:49 <slinky_J> What fucking asshole does that
20:53 <binder> an interesting creator
20:55 <slinky_J> Kids with aids
20:58 <slinky_J> bullshit
21:04 <binder> kids with aids?
21:07 <binder> thats their parents fault
21:10 <slinky_J> what kind of sadistic creator expects his creation to bow to him
21:15 <binder> born to a homosexual ass fuck
21:18 <binder> or smacky
21:20 <slinky_J> to accept everything that is horrible in this world
21:21 <binder> only way u get aids mate
21:26 <binder> dont bum fuck men
21:28 <slinky_J> to believe in a second life
21:32 <slinky_J> bullshit
21:36 <binder> what about re incarnation?
21:38 <slinky_J> there are two types of aids
21:43 <binder> what if you came back as a frog?
21:46 <slinky_J> one from old world monkeys
21:50 <slinky_J> and one from new world monkeys
21:52 <binder> yeh
21:55 <binder> gay guy fucked a monkey
22:01 <slinky_J> how could anybody come back as a frog?
22:05 <slinky_J> actually
22:06 <binder> how couldnt they
22:06 <slinky_J> crabs
22:07 <slinky_J> crab lice
22:09 <binder> yeh
22:11 <binder> crab be cool
22:12 <slinky_J> come from gorillas
22:16 <binder> id like to come back from a crab
22:19 <slinky_J> we have 3 types of lice
22:23 <slinky_J> hair, crab and clothes
22:27 <binder> nah 4th one
22:28 <slinky_J> man
22:28 <binder> u forgot
22:31 <binder> jens pussy lice
22:33 <slinky_J> there is no god
22:35 <slinky_J> gods
22:37 <slinky_J> and such
22:40 <binder> there is
22:50 <binder> i spoke to god on acid once
22:52 <binder> met him
22:54 <slinky_J> so Bushmen in Africa
23:02 <binder> he changed my life around
23:09 <slinky_J> that've kept the same traditions and beliefs since time in memorium
23:14 <slinky_J> and amazonian indians
23:30 <slinky_J> those peopel
23:33 <binder> yeh thye are cool
23:33 <slinky_J> people*
23:35 <binder> i like them
23:38 <slinky_J> they're wrong?
23:41 <binder> no
23:43 <binder> they are right
23:48 <slinky_J> though their beliefs have been around longer than Christianity
23:48 <binder> they have their own belief
23:51 <binder> yeh
23:53 <binder> so had ours
23:54 <binder> pagans
23:58 <binder> until the jews came
23:58 <slinky_J> pagan is an insult
24:02 <slinky_J> it means hilldweller
24:03 <binder> nah its not
24:06 <binder> learn about it
24:10 <binder> celtics
24:21 <slinky_J> it was given to people that hadnt converted to Christianity
24:24 <binder> you should play world of warcraft teachers you heaps about it
24:24 <slinky_J> lol
24:26 <slinky_J> look it up
24:31 <binder> simba can give you a copy if u want
24:34 <slinky_J> Pagan is what I said it means
24:47 <slinky_J> it was an insult, it was what they called non-christians
24:48 <binder> nah man
24:51 <slinky_J> the same as athiest
24:53 <slinky_J> use wikipedia
24:54 <binder> yeh of course
25:00 <binder> but it doesnt mean what u saying
25:06 <slinky_J> yes it does
25:12 <binder> nah its not lol
25:17 <binder> its like calling some a muslim dog
25:18 <slinky_J> nobody before that called themselves pagan
25:38 <binder> u know what i meant
25:52 <slinky_J> well
25:55 <slinky_J> for a long time
26:01 <slinky_J> even after the invention of Judaism
26:13 <slinky_J> most people still held the old gods close
26:20 <slinky_J> aswell as incorporating judaism
26:22 <amelia> http://imgur.com/TM84aFB and http://imgur.com/TkLW4Iq and http://imgur.com/JhlCo42 and last one http://imgur.com/jmPIo0P
26:37 <slinky_J> infact, religious belief in gods have been borrowed and renamed time after time
26:45 <binder> of course
26:47 <slinky_J> judaism borrows from old religion
26:50 <slinky_J> ipso facto
27:00 <binder> amelia nice
27:02 <slinky_J> making judaism and christianity and islam obselete
27:02 <binder> ill still win
27:06 <slinky_J> meaningless
28:04 <slinky_J> it's understandable that people, not knowing better, when their crops fail, would find a reason to blame for the crops not having come to fruition
28:35 <slinky_J> we know so much, it's just a matter of time before all religion ceases to exist
28:39 <amelia> you need to submit an entry tonight or i win by default due to no other entries
29:01 <slinky_J> wow i like it, u did all that
29:09 <slinky_J> r ppl like coming around or somethin on xmas?
29:13 <slinky_J> i submit um this
29:28 <slinky_J> http://www.snbabes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/snbabespic9100.jpg
29:33 <slinky_J> lol
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31:44 <steven_> looooool
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31:53 <steven_> hahahh
31:54 <b-queen> oops
31:58 <steven_> u been killed glined zlind
32:03 <steven_> about 4 times today
32:06 <b-queen> ahahahahahhaaha
32:08 <steven_> norti!
32:09 <b-queen> fuckin hell
32:13 <b-queen> i forgotted my password
32:17 <binder> amelia i win
32:32 <binder> ame
32:38 <binder> why the fuck did they say u been flooding?
32:54 <nate> binder and amelia flooding buddies
33:06 <b-queen> the fuck is my password
33:31 <nate> i think its yummiegym boy seen once and forgotten
33:33 <steven_> *** b-queen has also used the nicknames: amelia setpassfuckoff
33:41 <steven_> lol
33:43 <b-queen> AHAHA thats not it
33:57 <b-queen> fuckin ditz i am
36:10 <steven_> ;p
36:59 <binder> its fucking bullshit
37:03 <binder> amelia hun
37:05 <binder> why are u zlined
37:06 <binder> or banned
37:12 <binder> its prob pollock that faggot
37:20 <binder> telling shit to his bf BlackDevil that fucking pedo gay cunt
37:27 <b-queen> my tree wins
46:47 <slinky_J> man these Oral B 3D white strips really work
46:48 <slinky_J> :P
46:51 <steven_> hmm
46:53 <slinky_J> was so hesitant
46:56 <steven_> let me take a photo
46:56 <slinky_J> but whoa
47:01 <steven_> thats crap
47:02 <steven_> ;p
47:18 <b-queen> WOTS CRAP
47:45 <slinky_J> ur nipple
47:47 <slinky_J> one one of them
47:48 <slinky_J> :(
47:53 <slinky_J> only he knows which one
48:55 Nick: b-queen is now known as amelia
49:03 <binder> im gunna put a stop to fucking pollock and his shit
49:05 <binder> seriously
49:08 <binder> im going to asd now
49:11 <binder> fuck this
49:23 <binder> amelia what was the reason on ur zline?
49:25 <binder> what did it say?
49:36 <+thestig> because u were using her nic the other night
50:03 <binder> no i wasnt
50:10 <binder> i used her nick a week ago
50:15 <binder> i use bigpond
50:20 <binder> she was identified
50:24 <binder> under iinet
50:41 <+thestig> wasnt getting zlined till u used it
50:56 <binder> nope
50:58 <binder> thats bullshit
51:11 <binder> i used it a week ago
51:18 <binder> shes been using it all week since then
51:36 <binder> and they know she uses iinet and i have bigpond its not hard
51:45 <binder> plus flooding? neither of us were flooding
51:56 <+thestig> naughty plivent
52:07 <binder> lol
52:28 <nate> yeaah! NORTI
52:35 <nate> cuddle/.
52:38 <steven_> amelia wasnt putting out for opers
52:40 <steven_> got the boot
54:06 <binder> ahh yes
54:08 <binder> where as jen does
54:20 <binder> she talks to blackdevil she told me
54:25 <binder> prob cybers the despo
56:36 Nick: xm is now known as erlich
57:04 <slinky_J> i use bigpond
57:21 <slinky_J> lol u believe in jesus
57:22 <slinky_J> lols
57:26 <slinky_J> soz
58:21 <binder> i dont
58:25 <binder> jesus was a man
58:32 <binder> taught morals and ethics
58:33 <binder> thats all
58:35 <binder> he isnt god
58:38 <binder> he isnt son of god
58:42 <binder> he didnt walk on water
58:45 <binder> he didnt die in a cave
58:50 Nick: amelia is now known as b-queen
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