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00:03 <sharni> Lol
00:05 <xm> and she's beautiful tyvm
00:13 <sharni> It still has a male private part
00:28 <xm> woman of the year, woman of the decade, woman of the century, woman of the millineum... woman of my heart
00:38 <sharni> That ain't a women
00:52 <xm> sounds like you need a bit of diversity training here
00:59 <xm> first you keep going on about 'white pride'
01:01 <xm> 'im white'
01:09 <sharni> Well I'm not black
01:13 <xm> racist
01:14 <amelia> did you see that old married guy who left his fam to be a transgender 6 yr old girl
01:17 <amelia> or some shit
01:18 <sharni> No I'm not
01:20 <xm> yeah hilarious
01:29 <xm> transger is the current thing
01:32 <xm> transgender
01:39 <amelia> he even got a fam to adopt him
01:42 <amelia> Who's more crazy
01:45 <sharni> We all have our own options and need to respect that
01:50 <amelia> him or the fam who adopted
01:51 <xm> maybe they are a family of trolls
01:54 <amelia> fuckin nutcases
01:55 <xm> and just want laughs
02:02 <xm> like when they take family photos and send it to friends for xmas
02:18 <xm> "ps lolll lmao check out our '6 yearold girl' roflmao"
02:24 <amelia> I'm gonna find it hold up
02:46 * hobbo slaps amelia around a bit with a large trout
03:18 <amelia> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356084/I-ve-gone-child-Husband-father-seven-52-leaves-wife-kids-live-transgender-SIX-YEAR-OLD-girl-named-Stefonknee.html
03:24 <amelia> issit picard do you think
03:46 <amelia> fuckin creep
03:56 <amelia> Stefonknee
04:22 <sharni> Lol wow
04:54 <xm> dailymail is always a great sensational read
05:03 <xm> complete with many photos
05:13 <amelia> i jus googled man being 6 year old
05:27 <amelia> i ated too many chicken nuggets
05:36 <xm> have you been typing that into google everyday for years but today something finally came up?
05:43 <amelia> AHAHAHA
05:50 <amelia> you smart lil tintin
05:52 <sharni> Lol
06:46 <xm> grinch is on tv now. keep thinkin of tisk
07:07 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
07:16 <amelia> that photo is pretty hilarious
07:21 <amelia> shteven pls post it again
07:24 <amelia> grinchytisk
07:27 <xm> that should be on the tree too
07:33 <amelia> ahahahahaa
07:42 <amelia> i think i loved it even more cos chris laughed at it too
08:15 <xm> lmao
08:25 <xm> he's laughed at a few things i did on him too
08:30 <xm> he's quite good natured at times
09:21 <amelia> i agree
09:25 <amelia> he cracks me up
09:33 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/96fip3
09:38 <amelia> and other times is jus annoying
09:52 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
09:56 <amelia> shteven delivers
10:00 <xm> i like how he makes all sorts of claims like inventing The Melbourne Shuffle
10:06 <xm> originally owning #melbourne and so on
10:11 <amelia> AHAHAHAA
10:20 <amelia> the tears thing was still funniest
10:29 <xm> yeah, gotta find a way to work that into a song
10:31 <amelia> and "tisk wot are you watching"
10:42 <amelia> "Serenity thru her bedroom window"
10:47 <xm> lmao
10:49 <steven_> haah
10:54 <xm> first time ive heard that
10:58 <amelia> ahahahahahahahah
11:20 <xm> a shame he keeps taking down his vids
11:26 <xm> i always forget to save them
11:33 <xm> i like his pride in his music
11:35 <xm> even though...
11:41 <xm> but at least he's having fun
11:42 <hobbo> :(
11:43 <hobbo> tisk
11:46 <hobbo> tisk is cool
11:51 <xm> yes, i like him
11:54 <hobbo> he is the real man out of the jen saga
12:01 <hobbo> he just didnt give a shit
12:02 <hobbo> LOL
12:04 <hobbo> and turned it on her
12:11 <hobbo> he's actually the more mature out of them all
12:31 <hobbo> his music is good too but it goes no where, with some training he could be good
12:42 <amelia> his music is far from good
12:55 <xm> he did have some legit good songs
12:58 <amelia> his videos of himself with his music are amusing as hell tho
12:59 <xm> a bit of fluking maybe
13:07 <xm> like it was bordering on decent
13:08 <amelia> i loved when he looked to the camera n jus smiled
13:09 <xm> but as a whole it wasnt
13:17 <xm> haha that is the bit i meant
13:20 <amelia> for that instant, he seems very normal
13:20 <xm> tisk pride
13:29 <xm> and the discovering of the bag
13:32 <xm> when dancin'
13:35 <steven_> haha
13:39 <steven_> kick dat bag bra
13:45 <amelia> then next minute he is jus shouting hahahahahahaha
13:47 <xm> if i met tisk... in a mental ward... i think we'd be good mates
14:00 <amelia> i like his humour
14:11 <xm> i met someone from graylands today
14:15 <xm> at leederville
14:17 <TokenDaRing> Tisk is a funny guy
14:20 <xm> dunno if he remembered me
14:23 <amelia> if you had to think of a character for a book
14:25 <TokenDaRing> He just hangs with a crap crowd
14:27 <xm> he liked Lily
14:32 <amelia> theres no way you would ever think one up like him
14:42 <xm> chris is actually doing quite well compared to most people. he has his own place, not in debt etc etc
14:43 <amelia> a guy who makes videos of himself and music
14:53 <amelia> who draws ascii or whatever its called
15:03 <TokenDaRing> Well, xm, he's still making repayments, which counts as debt, but yeah
15:05 <xm> that ASCII stuff is hard work
15:11 <xm> is he?
15:18 <TokenDaRing> I'm pretty sure he's said he is
15:18 <hobbo> nah amelia his music he makes is not bad
15:20 <hobbo> honestly
15:26 <hobbo> shads music is horrible
15:31 <hobbo> that is no talent garbage
15:32 <amelia> shads is worst
15:38 <TokenDaRing> Shads music is horrible
15:38 <hobbo> shads is a fucking nutcase and rapist
15:39 <xm> amelia has met shadsy!!!
15:41 <xm> my gosh!!!
15:41 <hobbo> ive known shads for years
15:47 <amelia> its funny he thinks he looks young
15:50 <hobbo> he's a fat alcoholic drug fucked loser
15:55 <hobbo> he bought weed off me years ago
15:56 <TokenDaRing> It's basically generic dance crap
15:58 <hobbo> cunt is mental
16:04 <amelia> he is dead serious he thinks he looks 28
16:07 <steven_> lol
16:10 <hobbo> he lives near my nan
16:16 <hobbo> he is 54 amelia
16:19 <hobbo> he's old
16:23 <amelia> i know he is
16:28 <hobbo> he lives in marubra housing comission
16:32 <amelia> he looks like an even older version of picard
16:39 <amelia> just less pink
16:39 <hobbo> right near my nans retirement village
16:43 <hobbo> he's a fucking spastic
16:49 <hobbo> he drove 400kms to buy a 10er off me
16:52 <hobbo> and he didnt have the money
16:53 <steven_> lolol
16:56 <hobbo> he is fucked
17:04 <hobbo> he raped a girl at marubra beach
17:06 <xm> btw i have shazam'd soem of shadsam's music
17:07 <steven_> haahhahaahh
17:13 <xm> and i get diff artists at different points
17:14 <amelia> HAHA
17:20 <xm> he's like totally rippin stuff
17:32 <hobbo> lol
17:41 <xm> so i suppose that doesnt make him an EDM producer, but a hip hop one ;P
17:47 <hobbo> no xm
17:49 <hobbo> it makes him a fake
17:50 <xm> take that amelia !!
17:55 <hobbo> you really like to pedo ppl dont u xm
18:02 <hobbo> why would you go to the trouble over shads
18:03 <amelia> fuck off
18:08 <hobbo> that guy is not worth even a thought
18:14 <amelia> he has nothin to do with hip hop
18:20 <amelia> hop hop don't want shads
18:24 <hobbo> they do
18:27 <hobbo> they want him
18:28 <xm> his videos are far better than his soundcloud
18:30 <hobbo> im going to produce his album
18:30 <amelia> never
18:36 <hobbo> they are xm
18:42 <xm> coz he actually paid for graphics people to actually do effects etc etc
18:51 <xm> liek fake crowd, big signs LOL
18:53 <hobbo> yeh he did
18:57 <hobbo> or he made it himself
19:00 <xm> im curious how much it costed
19:00 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EGYVS7jUn8
19:02 <xm> i doubt that
19:03 <hobbo> not hard to do
19:05 <hobbo> its not hard
19:10 <xm> i just dont think he would know how to
19:17 <xm> because i know he paid for fake people in sc
19:31 <hobbo> of course he did
19:45 <hobbo> its not hard to do videos man its easier than making a track
19:53 <hobbo> he pirates everything
19:59 <hobbo> all he needs is afew programs he can do it easy
21:30 <amelia> https://youtu.be/OG0AvwM_QAI
21:44 <TokenDaRing> Where is Tisk anyway?
22:31 <xm> Aqua is a legit godo band
22:34 <xm> good*
22:44 <amelia> i knew every word
22:48 <amelia> jeezus
22:55 <xm> i wonder what she looks like now
23:01 <xm> they had another song not so long ago
23:04 <xm> which you may like
23:07 <hobbo> lol
23:08 <xm> about the 80s
23:12 <hobbo> they were happy hardcore
23:12 <xm> definitely a couleurs song
23:15 <hobbo> did u know that xm?
23:17 <hobbo> one of the first
23:27 <hobbo> i had no idea but a gf i use to have was obsessed with them
23:31 <hobbo> they made some very good music
23:33 <xm> reminds me of how Vengaboys were originally Nakatomi and did happy hardcore too
23:36 <amelia> see her lovin being whipped
23:39 <amelia> on the boat
23:42 <xm> Children of the Night
24:35 <hobbo> yeh
24:39 <hobbo> they were xm
25:20 <xm> we should corrupt amelia with happy hardcore
25:22 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O64vSP-Zj6U
25:33 <hobbo> we should
25:36 <hobbo> dont get me started xm
25:39 <hobbo> this will go all night
25:55 <xm> she seems to have an inner child. perhaps she will be delighted
26:03 <hobbo> lets hope
26:05 <xm> this may be her entry point into other dance music
26:19 <hobbo> lol
26:30 <amelia> no
26:35 <amelia> mos definitely not
26:54 <amelia> is this happy hardcore or no
26:57 <amelia> https://youtu.be/nmYi5u9BhtI
27:14 <hobbo> no
27:14 <amelia> i dun really kno woy happy hardcore is
27:24 <hobbo> thats gabber
27:33 <xm> true
27:40 <xm> and i think one of them died from a heart attack
27:50 <xm> the video is soooo trippy
27:53 <xm> heaps of fun to watch
28:05 <hobbo> you could maybe say techno but its way more gabber
28:11 <hobbo> oldskool
28:21 <xm> we should shave our heads, wear doc martins, wear sunnies and chase strum hobbo. amelia can film it. it can be our version of this song
28:30 <amelia> ahahahahaahhaha
28:33 <amelia> doc martins
28:34 <amelia> jeezus
28:37 <xm> he's a filthy hippy
28:53 <xm> amelia prolly went through a doc martins phase
28:59 <amelia> nah
28:59 <xm> coz she keeps going on about foot stompin'
29:04 <amelia> ahahhaha
29:22 <amelia> i kinda jus stuck to sneakers as a teen
30:15 <amelia> sneakers, tight jeans & baggy hoodie was pretty much the dress code for my high school if you remember frankeh
30:17 <hobbo> nah amelia isnt that type
30:22 <hobbo> she's too tryhard
30:45 <amelia> i dont really care enough to try
30:57 <hobbo> exactly my point
30:58 <xm> i am very visual amelia. but i can only see you from behind, coz you're graffing a wall
31:05 <amelia> ahaahahahhaha
31:06 Part: sharni ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
31:19 <amelia> i was never into graffiti
31:24 <hobbo> exactly
31:31 <amelia> i used to jus chill with my discman
31:34 <hobbo> and you recon you love hiphop
31:35 <hobbo> lol
31:37 <amelia> listening to atcq
31:55 <amelia> not the type xm is referring to
32:10 <amelia> oMG You SLaSHeD MY TaG
32:27 <xm> i remember when my cousins bought my brother and i CD players. my brother got the sony discman. i got a panasonic clone
32:32 <xm> we all know who was the favourite
32:34 <amelia> ahaahahhahaahaahah
32:35 <xm> fucking karnts
32:37 <amelia> mos def
32:41 <xm> still angry to this day'
33:26 <hobbo> amelia you very ignorant
33:35 <hobbo> you too straight to understand graff
33:38 <amelia> ignorant no
33:41 <hobbo> its a way of life
33:46 <amelia> opinionated yes
33:52 <hobbo> nope not opinionated
34:00 <hobbo> there is a point it becomes rubbish
34:08 <hobbo> wether it is actually a definition
34:20 <TokenDaRing> amelia: The thing about opinions is that facts don't care what your opinion is
34:30 <amelia> i appreciate graff jus not wack shit that hardcore tryhards used to do in high school
34:40 <hobbo> amelia you don't know what you talking about
34:54 <amelia> and what are the facts relating to this TokenDaRing?
35:00 <hobbo> you are the type of tryhard chick that has recently been into hiphop
35:05 <hobbo> because its a fad at the moment
35:07 <TokenDaRing> Being opinionated is stupid
35:10 <hobbo> you really know nothing
35:24 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahaha hip hop is a fad at the moment?
35:25 <hobbo> and when someone like me puts you in your place you call me a liar or a troll
35:39 <TokenDaRing> hobbo: It's because opinionated people can't accept being wrong
35:51 <hobbo> amelia my mates are the biggest artists in the country some of my mates have toured with the people you actually listen to and like
35:57 <amelia> TokenDaRing everyone has opinions, you saying being opinionated is stupid is an opinion
36:00 <hobbo> you are just a snotty little b itch from perth who pirates music
36:08 <hobbo> and occasionally points your pussy out
36:11 <amelia> bitch yeah snotty not so much
36:16 <TokenDaRing> amelia: I have opinions, but I look beyond them
36:18 <hobbo> snotty for sure
36:23 <hobbo> TokenDaRing is wise
36:35 <hobbo> your new years resoultion should also be to pipe down amelia
36:39 <hobbo> show respect
36:46 <hobbo> thats problem with cunts today they always got something to say
36:47 <TokenDaRing> Opinions bias you against other views, new ideas
36:54 <hobbo> show respect to the people
37:02 <amelia> i am opinionated i didnt say i was close minded
37:03 <hobbo> i always respect older cunts with their views
37:14 <hobbo> have to deal with bunch of young gay cunts and their shitty opinions everyday
37:18 <amelia> i dont give a fuck who you respect
37:22 <amelia> or who you don't
37:22 <TokenDaRing> There's a very fine line between opinionated and close minded
37:30 <hobbo> of course you don't amelia
37:32 <amelia> perhaps in your opinion
37:39 <hobbo> thats half the reason you go on about bullshit all the time
37:47 <hobbo> you are one of those fuckwit leftys
37:53 <hobbo> that say "its just an opinion"
37:54 <amelia> thats ridiculous to say that cos someone has opinions they are not open to other ideas
37:55 <hobbo> well its not
38:16 <TokenDaRing> amelia: Saying you're not opinionated doesn't exclude your ability to have opinions
38:37 <hobbo> amelia you live under a rock chicks like you will never understand
38:57 <hobbo> you wont ever get it, if you ever happen to you will be so old it wont matter
39:11 <amelia> yes pliv you are oh so wise
39:12 <hobbo> my gf is basically half your age she can understand it
39:14 <hobbo> why can't you?
39:26 <amelia> you prob brainwash the lil puppy dog
39:30 <hobbo> my gf didn't even go past year 7
39:32 <hobbo> no i don't
39:37 <hobbo> my gf is more wise and mature than I am
39:55 <amelia> thats not saying much
39:55 <hobbo> she is constantly telling me off lol
40:21 <hobbo> streets will raise you, problem is with you you are a social media girl
40:26 <hobbo> you grow up in polished bullshit
40:28 <amelia> ahahahahahahaha
40:42 <amelia> you can stop talking as though you know anything about me
40:52 <hobbo> I know you enough
40:54 <amelia> you know wot i allow you to know
40:58 <hobbo> of course
41:04 <hobbo> and that is all I need to have you figured out
41:22 <hobbo> you are one of the most small minded retards on this place
41:32 <hobbo> so moronic, so uneducated, so small
41:35 <amelia> such a social media girl who doesn't even have a fb
41:45 <hobbo> anyone who tells me that they are going to watch ted 2 really has nothing to say to me
41:50 <hobbo> you are pea brain
42:06 <hobbo> you don't need to try because you aint got a clue what you even trying to do
42:16 <hobbo> you talking about my gf?
42:27 <hobbo> no my gf doesn't use fb because its for retards like yourself
42:41 <amelia> the fuck you on about now
42:48 <amelia> you called me a social media girl
42:49 <amelia> dork
42:51 <hobbo> if you are talking about yourself and fb? well ye you wouldnt have fb because you dont have any friends
42:58 <amelia> hahahahaha
42:58 <hobbo> you are
43:03 <amelia> right of course
43:07 <hobbo> you are beyond help
43:30 <amelia> i am mos def #1 normal on here
43:35 <hobbo> the amount of retards that you got exposed speaking to on here when i came under your nick 2 weeks ago was alarming
43:43 <amelia> 90% are crazy
43:45 <amelia> you included
43:46 <hobbo> you are on the same level as jen, just you don't go meet them to fuck them
43:49 <amelia> or drug fucked
43:52 <amelia> or pedo
43:52 <hobbo> amelia im not crazy lol
44:05 <hobbo> i have 0 mental problems
44:13 <amelia> you talk a lot of shit
44:16 <hobbo> no i dont
44:19 <SubjectNull> -problems +capacity
44:19 <hobbo> i dont talk any shit
44:27 <amelia> first you say I'm a boong
44:29 <hobbo> everything i say about myself is not a lie
44:33 <hobbo> if you dont believe me
44:36 <hobbo> that is your problem
44:39 <hobbo> not mine
44:54 <hobbo> i met over my life some of the greatest ppl off here
44:58 <hobbo> i am true to myself and what i say
44:59 <xm> int eresting = 1/0;
45:03 <hobbo> if retards want to come on
45:03 <amelia> yes shut up now
45:06 <hobbo> they can
45:07 <amelia> boring
45:07 <amelia> hush
45:12 <hobbo> if they want to tell lies about themselves
45:13 <SubjectNull> ahaha
45:15 <hobbo> and what they do each day
45:17 <hobbo> good for them
45:17 <amelia> hush
45:20 <SubjectNull> eresting is undefined
45:26 <hobbo> some people here can hold great convos
45:29 <hobbo> you are not one of them though
45:32 <xm> what do you think of your night back to IRC, SubjectNull
45:42 <xm> is it as CraZy as you remembered?
45:44 <amelia> because i dont tolerate your shit and have no interest in you
45:48 <SubjectNull> it's everything i thought it would be and more
45:51 <xm> lmao
45:53 <amelia> except amusement when I'm bored
45:54 <hobbo> which is why you come here and talk to losers
45:59 <hobbo> and other retards in #melb chan
46:04 <hobbo> like a true despo loser
46:14 <hobbo> not even jen spoke to those sad cunts you did
46:16 <amelia> i do laugh quite a bit from here that is true
46:26 <hobbo> amelia why do you come here?
46:30 <hobbo> why do you come to irc?
46:48 <xm> SubjectNull, i know of people that failed uni because of IRC. don't be another one of them!!!
46:52 <xm> the key is moderation
47:01 <amelia> that is a good question
47:07 <TokenDaRing> xm: That's true
47:11 <amelia> passes time n there are a couple decent people
47:14 <TokenDaRing> That's why during semester I don't go on IRC
47:27 <xm> TokenDaRing, i thought you already work in IT?
47:31 <xm> unless you're studying too
47:33 <TokenDaRing> No? That's not me
47:41 <xm> oh right
47:42 <xm> actually
47:47 <xm> i think you asked about programming languages once
47:48 <SubjectNull> xm i bet those people had friends too though
47:57 <TokenDaRing> I used to work in project management, organising mining site facilities
47:58 <xm> because you were learning python i think
48:02 <hobbo> amelia
48:04 <TokenDaRing> But I went back to Uni to do law
48:07 <hobbo> hard for you to answer isn't it
48:08 <xm> that would have paid well id imagine TokenDaRing
48:13 <TokenDaRing> Yeah, it was
48:16 <amelia> i answered
48:20 <hobbo> no you didn't
48:21 <TokenDaRing> But I knew it was going to die down a bit
48:22 <amelia> you blind twat
48:36 <hobbo> tell me the real reason you come
48:41 <xm> i met some guy high up from rio y'day, he bought 7 houses at its peak
48:43 <TokenDaRing> And I was right, few of my old workmates moved on too. The company is winding down a lot of business
48:44 <xm> sold them before the 'bust'
48:48 <xm> lucky bastard
49:04 <TokenDaRing> They were actually on to do the Adani Carmichael site
49:12 <TokenDaRing> But that's sooooooooo dead in the water
49:12 <xm> yes, some engineering companies are now at 1/10th of their staff (literally)
49:35 <xm> but if you're a PM i suppose you can transfer that skillset elsewhere
49:46 <hobbo> amelia gone quiet hun?
49:53 <xm> so you're doing uni now?
49:55 <xm> i mean law
49:57 <xm> TokenDaRing?
49:59 <amelia> are you thick pliv
50:10 <hobbo> no
50:15 <hobbo> are you hun?
50:19 <amelia> its been answered
50:23 <amelia> you're jus slow
50:24 <hobbo> that wasn't a real answer
50:34 <hobbo> what is the real reason
50:36 <amelia> no it wasn't acceptable to you
50:38 <hobbo> don't lie here
50:43 <amelia> i dont lie
50:47 <hobbo> no it wasn't the real answer you just gave me what I wanted to hear
50:51 <hobbo> you do
50:54 <amelia> very honest
50:58 <hobbo> you are not honest
51:06 <hobbo> you lied about the losers i caught you out speaking to
51:11 <amelia> you lied
51:13 <hobbo> you lied about being a real estate agent
51:17 <hobbo> complete lies
51:17 <amelia> ahahahaha
51:19 <amelia> ok
51:27 <hobbo> you might work in an office
51:29 <hobbo> that's all
51:31 <hobbo> you don't sell houses
51:37 <hobbo> that i would bet my life on
51:46 <amelia> no you jus dont like to accept that anyone on here has a job
51:51 <hobbo> i have asked you before and you cannot answer me
51:54 <hobbo> simple questions
51:55 <TokenDaRing> xm: Yeah
51:56 <amelia> you diss the people who don't have jobs
51:59 <TokenDaRing> On holidays now
52:02 <amelia> and the people who do
52:08 <hobbo> no I don't
52:10 <TokenDaRing> Had exams, went down to Melbourne for a holiday and got back home a few days ago
52:16 <hobbo> you don't work as a real estate agent
52:18 <xm> ive thought before which course i'd find the most challenging, and i'd say law
52:21 <hobbo> I didn't say you don't work
52:29 <hobbo> and yes centrelink bums like tisk piss me off
52:32 <TokenDaRing> Depends which class, for me
52:33 <hobbo> moochers
52:37 <hobbo> ive worked with retards
52:43 <TokenDaRing> Some are boring as fuck and hard to pay attention to, i.e Trusts
52:43 <hobbo> these ppl off here have no excuse
52:49 <xm> im not sure if you can get away with being a slacker in law
52:51 <TokenDaRing> or Corporate law
52:52 <xm> given the volume you have to read
52:55 <TokenDaRing> Not really, no
52:57 <hobbo> amelia how much was the last house you sold?
53:04 <amelia> i dont care for your life stories that you continuously ramble on about
53:06 <TokenDaRing> It's full on, you can't skip lectures either
53:09 <xm> im a slacker, so i can get away with it in some areas
53:09 <hobbo> how much HP % did you get on it?
53:15 <hobbo> what was your takings and also the agent?
53:18 <xm> so i guess if you get sick you're fucked
53:25 <hobbo> can't answer simple questions
53:30 <hobbo> because you are full of shit
53:44 <hobbo> amelia if you don't care then leave
53:46 <hobbo> or put me on ignore
53:46 <TokenDaRing> Eh, as long as you still study while sick you're ok :P
53:50 <hobbo> simple as that
53:55 <TokenDaRing> But I don't get sick that often luckily
53:58 <amelia> if i cared i would put you on ignore
54:04 <hobbo> then shut up about it
54:11 <hobbo> <@amelia> i dont care for your life stories that you continuously ramble on about
54:12 <hobbo> LOL
54:16 <amelia> you the dork who keeps smackin on
54:28 <hobbo> you are so simple minded fuck
54:34 <hobbo> no wonder you hang in #melbourne
54:38 <amelia> yeah i can be simple
54:43 <hobbo> thats as far as your brain goes
54:46 <amelia> yes irc chans define a person
54:51 <hobbo> they do
54:54 <amelia> ahahahahahahah
54:55 <amelia> dork
54:59 <hobbo> once again you have no idea
54:59 <amelia> pls hush now
55:13 <amelia> stop dribbling to me
55:15 <xm> it used to confuse people how i had access in both #church_of_satan and #christian
55:17 <hobbo> you are just getting owned as usual
55:19 <amelia> go chase jenns pussy again
55:27 <amelia> like the rest of the dropkick losers
55:47 <hobbo> why would I chase jens pussy
55:50 <SubjectNull> amelia i've decided that "dork" is a severely underrated and underused word
55:52 <hobbo> I didn't chase it
55:57 <amelia> agreed
55:57 <xm> jenn is gonna get married to pollock, and instead of cans attached to strings at the back of their car it will be the skulls of the those that tried but failed
56:04 <hobbo> lol
56:20 <xm> i havent heard the word dork used in recent times until amelia came online
56:27 <hobbo> because amelia is simple
56:30 <xm> but im trying to bring back 'dag'
56:31 <hobbo> uses simple words
56:35 <hobbo> and childish words
56:36 <amelia> ahaahahahha
56:41 <xm> but unfortunately that has another meaning
56:50 <amelia> yes dag has a nasty meaning
57:01 <xm> i didnt know until pliv mentioned it
57:14 <hobbo> dag?
57:15 <xm> the way he used it it couldnt have possibly been the same way i meant it
57:22 <xm> something about dags on your bum
57:25 <hobbo> ohh yep
57:28 <hobbo> lol
57:30 <xm> never heard of that before
57:34 <hobbo> yeh nor had I
57:39 <amelia> i thought it was a sheeps bum
57:57 <SubjectNull> it is
57:59 <hobbo> tisk has them
58:04 <SubjectNull> clumps of dried poo in wool
58:08 <amelia> yah
58:18 <hobbo> amelia what was the last book you read?
58:24 <amelia> ita disgusting there's an actual word for it
58:30 <amelia> this will set pliv right off
58:31 <hobbo> really why is that?
58:38 <amelia> i dont read books
58:38 <hobbo> your brain too small minded
58:41 <hobbo> didn't think so
59:35 <SubjectNull> i've started listening to ebooks recently
59:36 <hobbo> chicks like you don't read and if you do its like the hunger games or some bullshit like that
59:39 <SubjectNull> they're the shiz
59:44 <hobbo> yeh ebooks are cool
59:50 Join: Herb_Dean ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
59:55 <hobbo> i like to listen to ebook after ive read it
59:57 * Herb_Dean slaps President_Trump with a large Hairy Poofter (Harry Potter) vibrator
59:57 <amelia> i jus dont read books at all
00:04 <hobbo> it shows amelia
00:14 <SubjectNull> it shows amelia what?
00:24 <amelia> that i dont read books
00:25 <hobbo> it shows who she is
00:32 <amelia> yet i am apparently the small minded one
00:33 <hobbo> the stuff I was going on about before
00:36 <xm> but amelia you told me the last book you read was a Tony Robbins motivational books, to help you synergise your goals at work and make more sales by investigating other paradigms to leverage your upselling skills by utilising key strategies identified in the book
00:40 <hobbo> thats what an ignorant retard says
00:41 * Herb_Dean kicks President_Trump up the arse and says shut the fuck up idiot
00:52 <amelia> people who don't read books are the devil
00:57 <hobbo> pretty much yes
01:07 <hobbo> its why society is half as fucked as it is
01:08 <amelia> bwahahahau frankeh
01:19 <hobbo> they would rather read dog shit online than a book
01:25 <amelia> I think the last book i read was prob paul jennings in year 4 or some crap
01:30 <hobbo> paul jennings
01:32 <hobbo> fucking hell
01:34 <amelia> hahaahhahahahahhaa
01:39 <hobbo> you really are fucked
01:41 <amelia> morris gleitzmen
01:49 <SubjectNull> oh hells yeah!
01:53 <SubjectNull> do you remember the wicked series?
01:55 <amelia> maybe a wheres wally
01:56 <hobbo> those books were so shit i made my mum go to the school to refuse me having to do them
01:58 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahahahha
02:01 <SubjectNull> they were the shit
02:02 <amelia> yes!
02:05 <hobbo> wheres wally was cool
02:09 <amelia> so many short stories
02:13 <hobbo> but its not really something to read
02:14 <hobbo> more enjoy
02:24 <hobbo> you really are retard amelia
02:28 <SubjectNull> that's what life's about bra
02:28 <hobbo> paul jennings
02:30 <hobbo> fucking hell
02:32 <SubjectNull> enjoyment
02:36 * Herb_Dean strokes her wookie and winks at President_Trump
02:41 <hobbo> im losing my mind more and more each day
02:43 <amelia> yeah wot kind of 10 yr old reads paul jennings
02:57 <amelia> apart from every 10 yr old
03:00 * Herb_Dean walks past President_Trump and yells you have a cavernous twat.. and hears the echo
03:04 Quit: SoupNazi ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
03:04 <hobbo> the spastic cunts i have to deal with at uni and now retards like yourself talking about paul jennings
03:06 <hobbo> jesus fuck
03:11 <hobbo> im going to have a literal meltdown soon
03:14 * Herb_Dean struts past President_Trump and dacks them and says oh look tiny penis
03:15 <xm> did you just do plain English in highschool, amelia ?
03:19 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
03:22 <President_Trump> who's Herb_Dean?
03:32 * Herb_Dean yells you President_Trump are a wanker!!
03:47 <steven_> Herb_Dean will be back shortly
03:52 <steven_> bigger and better then ever
04:11 <President_Trump> fuck up Herb_Dean its time to talk to BABY
04:13 <amelia> i can read and write jus fine thank you for your concern
04:16 * Herb_Dean bends over infront of President_Trump's face in the pose of stretching or doing a twerk and farts in President_Trump's face
04:33 <hobbo> i now understand why i smashed drugs so hard
04:43 <hobbo> to get away from how fucking retarded australians are
04:47 <hobbo> fuck me
04:47 <amelia> cos you a weak junkie who can't say no?
05:16 <hobbo> im not a junkie though
05:28 <hobbo> seriously being straight is not healthy for me
05:38 <hobbo> my gf is right I need to get back on the gear
05:41 <amelia> you jus look & sound like one?
05:49 <hobbo> being straight you realise how fucked up ppl like yourself are
05:53 <hobbo> sound like one?
06:06 <hobbo> I thought you couldnt hear me on the phone when you spoke to me for 5 seconds?
06:14 <hobbo> now you heard me so audible did you?
06:23 <hobbo> look like a junkie now ok lol
06:43 <amelia> i said i couldn't hear you well
06:48 <hobbo> I guess being so uneducated and fried as yourself you would no doubt have such a small imagination
06:52 <amelia> not that i couldn't hear you at all
06:58 <amelia> I'm fried?
06:59 <hobbo> ohh wait you couldnt hear me well now?
07:05 <amelia> i call you now
07:05 <hobbo> you were telling ppl I didn't speak
07:10 <amelia> but you don't pick up
07:14 <xm> time 4 angry phone sex
07:14 <hobbo> I do pick up
07:17 <hobbo> stop your bullshit
07:20 <amelia> no you do not
07:23 <hobbo> yes I do
07:23 <amelia> ok answer now
07:30 <hobbo> ok I will
07:35 <hobbo> call me and I will
07:48 <hobbo> this time from your real number
07:52 <hobbo> not a private
07:55 <hobbo> be a woman
07:58 <hobbo> not a bitch
08:00 <amelia> nah will be private
08:06 <amelia> answer this time
08:10 <hobbo> nah
08:14 <hobbo> do as I say or fuck off
08:22 <hobbo> im not playing these small minded games with you
08:29 <hobbo> and you then making up bullshit
08:35 <hobbo> grow the fuck up
08:48 <President_Trump> amelia is a muslim
08:56 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAH
09:03 <TokenDaRing> But if she was Muslim, she'd have to read the Koran
09:06 <amelia> yip definitely sounds like junkie
09:10 <xm> when amelia rings something, it means something is about to blow up
09:12 <TokenDaRing> And Amelia does not ever read a book, ever
09:29 <amelia> fuck off you dumb dog
09:31 <TokenDaRing> She'd much rather sit down with an episode of the Block or My Kitchen Rules
09:33 <amelia> -pliv
09:37 <hobbo> thats not what I said
09:42 <hobbo> back to the bullshit yet again
09:52 <hobbo> why do you twist stuff amelia
09:57 <amelia> i dunno thats wot your junkie voice sounded like
10:00 <amelia> wot did you say
10:01 Quit: Herb_Dean ([email protected]) Quit: Lifes A Bitch! But I Am A Bigger One
10:01 <hobbo> ohh right
10:10 <hobbo> yet again the truth comes out
10:23 <SubjectNull> i don't understand this world anymore
10:25 <amelia> wot did you say
10:26 <SubjectNull> what is life
10:29 <hobbo> no I do not
10:33 <hobbo> i agree with you SubjectNull
10:38 <hobbo> amelia I don't speak remember
10:42 <amelia> it is wot you said
10:42 Join: Herb_Dean ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
10:43 <amelia> haha
10:47 <amelia> talk so much shit
10:50 <hobbo> it's not what I said at all
10:52 <amelia> quickly hangs up
11:01 <amelia> pussy
11:02 <steven_> !quote
11:02 <Herb_Dean> [55613]
11:03 <hobbo> i called you a dumb fucking pig cunt
11:05 <steven_> !quote
11:05 <Herb_Dean> [55613] J. [23:39] <ladifingda> i don't have a boyfriend David
11:05 <Herb_Dean> [24828] J. <@anotherirc3r> i met him at Ballarat station
11:08 <Herb_Dean> [24828] O. <@Osskkaarr> You wouldn't go and meet some guy.. you would make them come to you.. cause you;'re a cheapskat skank from Croydon.
11:15 <steven_> .
11:18 <steven_> screwed
11:21 <hobbo> Herb_Dean LOL
11:24 <hobbo> is that new?
11:27 <steven_> na old
11:30 <steven_> !quote
11:30 <Herb_Dean> [47162] J. [23:59] <ladifingda> and i am sorry that i did
11:30 <hobbo> damn
11:34 <Herb_Dean> [47162] O. [23:59] <@officeworks> I know you are... doesn';t give you the right to play with my heart for 6 weeks.
11:39 <amelia> HAHA
11:56 <steven_> re-live the memorys
12:01 <steven_> memories
12:04 <steven_> hmmmmmmm
12:05 <TokenDaRing> Why doesn't Oskar talk here anymore?
12:05 <hobbo> LOL
12:09 <hobbo> he's gutless
12:13 <steven_> he talks on irc.nerdhacks.net
12:14 <amelia> the 6 weeks manipulation will never get old
12:15 <TokenDaRing> I want him to tell me how much Jen is his princess
12:17 <steven_> but not here
12:17 <hobbo> he's ran out of juice
12:19 <steven_> !quote
12:19 <Herb_Dean> [82992] J. [23:47] <ladifingda> i am single
12:23 <Herb_Dean> [82992] O. [23:48] <@officeworks> Darren seems to think he's the one... and here I was letting you know many times I love the snow and wanted to take you there.. then you and him go up there and have your little makeout session.. great fun.. get online and rub it in my face
12:24 <hobbo> he snapped man
12:26 <DoC> cause we had given him a pure ownage this time TokenDaRing.
12:37 <hobbo> we fucked him up
12:40 <hobbo> beyond repair
12:45 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
12:48 <hobbo> and jen told myself and mayo his full address
12:51 <hobbo> everything about him
12:56 <hobbo> the rape story
12:57 <hobbo> all of it
13:01 <DoC> LOOOOOOOOL
13:07 <steven_> !quote
13:07 <Herb_Dean> [80974] J. [23:22] <ladifingda> i don't believe i manipulated you and you are yet to provide me with an example where i lied
13:09 <TokenDaRing> I remember when Stryker was meeting Jen, Oskar refused to believe it was happening
13:10 <Herb_Dean> [80974] O. [23:24] <@officeworks> You already had the reputation before I even came bacfk to AustNet and got sucked in by your manipulation.
13:16 <hobbo> TokenDaRing
13:18 <hobbo> they met heaps man
13:25 <hobbo> 1 sec guys ill post the pic
13:29 <hobbo> of his n64 game parcel
13:34 <steven_> ahhaha
13:46 <steven_> !ranga
13:46 <Herb_Dean> [36109] Q. How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
13:49 <Herb_Dean> [36109] A. Wait 10 seconds.
13:50 <DoC> TokenDaRing, read that convo its real officeworks aka david and ladifingda aka jen
13:56 <DoC> !quote
13:56 <Herb_Dean> [38067] J. [23:29] <ladifingda> and now telling me that i lied and not providing me any examples
14:00 <Herb_Dean> [38067] O. [23:29] <@officeworks> Instead of asking so many questions... how about you admit what you did wrong to me and every other guy you led on and got hopes up?
15:00 <DoC> !quote
15:00 <Herb_Dean> [9473] J. <@anotherirc3r> maybe being drunk will make this conversation bearable
15:03 <Herb_Dean> [9473] O. <@Osskkaarr> everyone telling you i'm bad news yeah?
15:06 <President_Trump> !quote
15:07 <Herb_Dean> [88884] J. [23:21] <ladifingda> you haven't provided me an example of where i apparently lied though
15:10 <Herb_Dean> [88884] O. [23:22] <@officeworks> You 'forget' your own shit.
15:18 <DoC> !quote
15:18 <Herb_Dean> [5707] J. [23:59] <ladifingda> and i am sorry that i did
15:21 <Herb_Dean> [5707] O. [23:59] <@officeworks> I know you are... doesn';t give you the right to play with my heart for 6 weeks.
15:25 <steven_> hahahaah
15:30 <DoC> haha six weeks
15:33 <steven_> its longer now
15:36 <steven_> 6 months
15:36 <SubjectNull> alright, this has been... fun? i think?
15:39 <hobbo> lol
15:41 <President_Trump> my heart
15:42 <DoC> Maninpulation for six weeks
15:43 <TokenDaRing> God, 6 weeks
15:45 <SubjectNull> g'night children
15:46 <hobbo> trump
15:47 <SubjectNull> be good
15:48 <amelia> bai SubjectNull
15:50 <hobbo> ask babygirl to unban me
15:52 <TokenDaRing> He liked the girl for SIX FUCKING WEEKS
15:52 <DoC> Manipulation
15:59 <TokenDaRing> Big deal rofl
16:00 <President_Trump> did you ask her yourself?
16:02 <steven_> she cant
16:03 <TokenDaRing> Six weeks is nothing
16:03 Quit: SubjectNull ([email protected]) Quit: PEACE OUT HOMBRES
16:05 <steven_> chris done it
16:06 <President_Trump> you just gotta tell her you will behave
16:09 <steven_> !quote
16:09 <Herb_Dean> [69511] J. [23:59] <ladifingda> and i am sorry that i did
16:13 <Herb_Dean> [69511] O. [23:59] <@officeworks> I know you are... doesn';t give you the right to play with my heart for 6 weeks.
16:13 <TokenDaRing> Chris banned me from chatzone
16:15 <amelia> who was subject
16:15 <TokenDaRing> What a jerkface
16:25 <steven_> oskarr on a proxy
16:26 <President_Trump> oh chris has 200
16:26 <DoC> LOL
16:29 <President_Trump> baby cant do shit
16:30 <hobbo> yeh he banned me
16:42 <DoC> i'm not on chatzone anymore
16:48 <steven_> ahahhha
16:50 <DoC> haha steven knows
16:52 <steven_> babygurl deleted doc
16:53 <TokenDaRing> Chris gave Babygurl ops because he wanted to screw her
16:57 <steven_> and chris gave him the boot
17:06 <steven_> ahhahahahhhahhaaha
17:09 <xm> steven_, make a jen bot here for the sake of posterity. let generations ahead of us enjoy these memories too. make it quite randomly
17:11 <President_Trump> <@BABYGIRL> yeah im on the balcony atm not inside yet
17:11 <President_Trump> <Swervin> don;t fall off the balcony!
17:16 <xm> heritage list her
17:17 <DoC> nah chris deleted me cause he cant handle the truth
17:19 <steven_> !quote
17:19 <Herb_Dean> [6967] J. [23:21] <ladifingda> you haven't provided me an example of where i apparently lied though
17:22 <Herb_Dean> [6967] O. [23:22] <@officeworks> You 'forget' your own shit.
17:25 <steven_> fuck me
17:27 <steven_> !quote
17:27 <Herb_Dean> [12566] J. [23:21] <ladifingda> you haven't provided me an example of where i apparently lied though
17:28 <TokenDaRing> DoC: Chris is a total loser
17:31 <Herb_Dean> [12566] O. [23:22] <@officeworks> You 'forget' your own shit.
17:31 <steven_> !quote
17:31 <Herb_Dean> [50492] J. [23:49] <ladifingda> Darren and i are not dating
17:35 <Herb_Dean> [50492] O. [23:51] <@officeworks> and that makes it ok to rub it in my face?
17:43 <DoC> TokenDaRing, Indeed I am totally agree
17:47 <President_Trump> <ladifingda> Darren and i are not dating just fucking
17:55 <xm> 'you rub it in my face, just like your vagina that i got herpes from'
17:57 <steven_> its funny
18:02 <steven_> because darren said he never kissed her
18:03 <TokenDaRing> ROFL xm
18:05 <amelia> HAHA
18:09 <steven_> i think i have respect for him now
18:11 <DoC> LOL
18:15 <steven_> he met her that many times and never kissed it
18:17 <amelia> nah he would be talkin shit
18:18 <steven_> just banged it
18:20 <TokenDaRing> I kept telling Stryker that she was big trouble
18:22 <xm> 'just fucking' what
18:23 <DoC> rEsTLeSs VaG|Na
18:26 <steven_> i was like my brother
18:26 <xm> she actually said that?
18:30 <steven_> we have something in common
18:32 <steven_> he said it
18:32 <xm> not lady like
18:34 <steven_> infront of her
18:37 <steven_> and she didnt say nothing
18:40 <President_Trump> gauci tells everyone to be quiet about it
18:42 <President_Trump> like warren
18:50 <President_Trump> didnt say for at least a week that he met her, then he let it slip
18:52 <amelia> he woulda kissed her at the snow
18:58 <steven_> lololol
18:59 <amelia> and then it was on
19:04 <steven_> kissed her pussy lips maybe
19:09 <amelia> ahahahah
19:21 <hobbo> darren kissed her
19:23 <hobbo> she told me
19:25 <steven_> oskarr rekons he rimmed her ass
19:25 <amelia> as much as I'd like to believe it
19:26 <DoC> TokenDaRing, sfx just watching us and reading our convo like a coward poor maggot
19:28 <hobbo> she told me everything they did
19:31 <amelia> he def woulda kissed her
19:36 <steven_> got some poo chunks
19:45 <hobbo> she gave him head a lot
19:48 <hobbo> she doesnt swallow
19:53 <President_Trump> sfx has #nerdhacks up on his 60 inch lcd
19:55 <hobbo> also he didnt cum in her mouth
20:01 <steven_> hahahhahahhah
20:01 <DoC> LOLOL
20:06 <hobbo> President_Trump he couldnt affor 60 inch man
20:07 <hobbo> he has p4
20:11 <hobbo> he still uses crt monitor
20:15 <hobbo> 15 inch
20:16 <DoC> yeah he's using p4
20:18 <President_Trump> you can get shit 60 inch for about 500 bucks
20:21 <DoC> lolololol @ p4
20:23 <hobbo> yeh but he doesnt
20:28 <hobbo> he cant afford to take jen out
20:29 <steven_> he needs a new computer first
20:31 <hobbo> he had to borrow off her
20:35 <hobbo> dude he has a p4
20:37 <hobbo> he has no job
20:41 <hobbo> lives off 2 dollar cones
20:45 <DoC> yeah jen had to buy one for him
20:46 <hobbo> he dont have 500
20:47 <hobbo> for a tv
20:55 <hobbo> he lives with his aunty
20:59 <hobbo> he doesnt even pay rent
21:01 <President_Trump> he has a blazing 486 with 16mb of ram
21:18 <amelia> shes the fuckin loser for bein despo enough to pay for him
21:23 <DoC> after few weeks pollock might try to put jen on fire like he'd done with his ex dianne daniels
21:43 <hobbo> hahahahaha
21:44 <xm> what happened to the story that pollock was married and had kids and a house?
21:45 <hobbo> amelia
21:49 <hobbo> u wanna see pic of my curtains?
21:51 <xm> did he just give that up
21:52 <hobbo> i found 1
21:56 <hobbo> my mate on my bed
21:59 <hobbo> hahahahahaha
22:05 <hobbo> u loved those curtains amelia
22:07 <DoC> xm, he's a homeless faggot
22:10 <amelia> i can see it by google imaging #nerdhacks
22:18 <DoC> pollock got raped by his own dad
22:38 <amelia> but yes show your bf in your bed if you wish
22:42 <hobbo> ok hun
22:53 <amelia> thanos babes can't wait
24:50 <steven_> ;p
24:56 <Herb_Dean> (@steven_) ;p
25:12 <President_Trump> <@BABYGIRL> bak
25:12 <President_Trump> <Swervin> wb
25:13 <President_Trump> <@BABYGIRL> thanks
25:13 <President_Trump> <Swervin> :)
25:13 <President_Trump> <President_Trump> wb
25:13 <President_Trump> <President_Trump> :)
25:31 <President_Trump> baby's mine, std free
25:32 <DoC> OMG Swervin is still going on Lolllllllllll
25:42 <hobbo> hahahahaha
25:47 <hobbo> that fucking cunt is despo
26:31 <hobbo> [22:28] <MalcolmTurnbull> your time is coming walrus slut
26:31 <hobbo> [22:28] <MalcolmTurnbull> wog fuck
26:31 <hobbo> [22:28] <MalcolmTurnbull> expect your exposure soon fatty ;)
26:31 <hobbo> [22:30] <BITEYBABE> wat eva u reckon u aint coming bak to chatzone take a hike keyboard warroir good bye
26:31 <hobbo> [22:31] <MalcolmTurnbull> hahaha
26:31 <hobbo> [22:31] <MalcolmTurnbull> you will see
26:31 <hobbo> [22:31] <MalcolmTurnbull> walrus pig
26:31 <hobbo> [22:31] <MalcolmTurnbull> you forget who you speak to over the years off here
26:31 <hobbo> [22:31] <MalcolmTurnbull> ;)
26:31 <hobbo> [22:32] <BITEYBABE> wat eva i havnt been on that long so there
26:31 <hobbo> [22:32] <MalcolmTurnbull> if you say so ;)
26:54 <DoC> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
26:55 <xm> [22:26:13] <BABYGIRL> in wrap it was devine very yummy <--- ur devine goddess bretty
27:06 <Herb_Dean> hi'
27:09 <Herb_Dean> hi
27:29 <SassyMedal67> hii
27:49 <xm> hi SassyMedal67 !
27:53 <xm> nice to see you talk
27:56 <Herb_Dean> lol
28:03 Mode: (by steven_) +o SassyMedal67
29:49 <hobbo> [00:45] <JenBlackwood> how?
29:49 <hobbo> [00:46] <shadsam> with hand
29:49 <hobbo> [00:47] <shadsam> lets play with the dildo
29:49 <hobbo> [00:49] <shadsam> wanna fuck all night
29:49 <hobbo> [00:49] <shadsam> send us a pic of your ass titts n pussy honey
29:49 <hobbo> [00:51] <shadsam> ill be up all night n day
29:49 <hobbo> [00:52] <shadsam> whois home at yours hun
29:49 <hobbo> [00:53] <JenBlackwood> no one
29:49 <hobbo> [00:53] <shadsam> mmmm
29:49 <hobbo> [00:54] <shadsam> would u piss on my cock n balls
29:49 <hobbo> [00:58] <JenBlackwood> maybe
29:49 <hobbo> [00:58] <JenBlackwood> if you wanted
29:49 <hobbo> [00:58] <shadsam> nice
29:49 <hobbo> [01:00] <shadsam> u after a bf
29:49 <hobbo> [01:00] <JenBlackwood> nah
29:49 <hobbo> [01:00] <JenBlackwood> just fun
29:49 <hobbo> [01:00] <JenBlackwood> u?
29:49 <hobbo> [01:01] <shadsam> fun be cool
29:49 Kick: hobbo was kicked by bios (flood)
29:52 Join: hobbo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
30:09 <Herb_Dean> hahh
30:18 <hobbo> infact ill upload that whole one
30:19 <hobbo> 1 sec
30:21 <hobbo> thats gotta go up
30:42 <amelia> wtf
30:50 <amelia> (%hobbo) [00:54] <shadsam> would u piss on my cock n balls
30:54 <amelia> dirty bastarf
30:54 <Herb_Dean> lolol
31:03 <DoC> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
31:10 <DoC> shadsam hahahaha
31:15 <Herb_Dean> 'Who Does That?' (in funny voice)
31:26 <xm> <shadsam> but ill wear rubber otherwise thatd be gross
31:28 <DoC> shadsam thought that was jen
31:30 <President_Trump> !quote
31:30 <Herb_Dean> [38403] J. [23:58] <ladifingda> didn't realise that was a crime
31:33 <Herb_Dean> [38403] O. [23:59] <@officeworks> You can see you've hurt me.. if you hadn';t.. we wouldn't be doing this right now.
31:38 <amelia> i wasnt expecting that
31:54 <President_Trump> lol richard is on the ban list in chatzone
32:32 <xm> probably told babygirl off for not being an actual baby
32:38 <xm> the damning accusations
32:59 <TokenDaRing> Probably told her to go on Centrelink and prostitute for him
33:05 <hobbo> http://pastebin.com/952FkpT6
33:06 <hobbo> enjoy
33:08 <xm> babygirl needs to learn how to use commas
33:11 <DoC> its not richard only on the ban list lolll
33:13 <xm> it is very jarring to read her sentences
33:21 <DoC> almost of #nh banned at #chatzone
33:27 <steven_> AHAHAHAHAHAAH
33:31 <steven_> <xm> probably told babygirl off for not being an actual baby
33:43 <steven_> fucking richard
34:01 <xm> richard is gonna take it to the ombudsman for false advertising
34:05 <amelia> i smell like Rexona Musk 48hr
34:11 <amelia> sif thats shad
34:13 <DoC> [19:33] scorched is [email protected] * ...
34:13 <DoC> [19:33] scorched on #chatzone
34:18 <DoC> LOLOL warren?
34:18 <amelia> no one is that fuckin dumb n lame
34:20 <amelia> surely
34:25 <xm> shads is
34:36 <xm> i had a friend set him up too and he fell for it
34:44 <xm> he thought he was getting advertised by an Adelaide music mag
34:48 <hobbo> LOL
34:49 <xm> i mean interviewex
34:51 <hobbo> fucking hell
34:53 <hobbo> serious xm?
34:55 <xm> interviewed*
34:57 <xm> yes
35:00 <hobbo> holy fuck
35:04 <xm> i was going to skype him up for pranks too
35:11 <xm> and pretend to be a guy from a label
35:22 Quit: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) Quit: DED
36:02 <xm> beehhh and beagle were always up for skype
36:07 <DoC> lollllllllllll steven_ has voiced on #cz
36:37 <DoC> where is mentalson hobbo?
36:49 <DoC> jewish faggot
37:11 <hobbo> u should
37:12 <hobbo> u should man
37:41 <xm> perhaps skype pranks will be better than phone pranks, much easier to record too
38:08 <xm> ya gotta share
38:10 <hobbo> yep
38:11 <hobbo> much easier
38:12 <hobbo> do it
38:15 <xm> no point keeping the giggles to yourself
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38:57 <DoC> Serenity using undernet too loll?
39:11 <steven_> #nerdhacks
39:13 <steven_> on undernet
39:17 <hobbo> is she?
39:20 <DoC> i've just seen her nick
39:23 <hobbo> she's on nerdhacks?
40:58 <steven_> Serenity is logged in as 12steps
40:59 <hobbo> beer time
41:06 <hobbo> are u cunts serious
41:09 <hobbo> she hides?
41:14 <hobbo> fucking hell
41:16 <hobbo> she is pathetic
42:24 <DoC> LOL
42:30 <hobbo> why do u let her on
42:49 <DoC> you can have a look there hobbo
42:56 <hobbo> i will later
43:01 <DoC> u will see darren / sezz , etc
43:08 <hobbo> jesus christ
43:10 <DoC> #australia
43:15 <hobbo> she's in australia?
43:19 <DoC> yup
43:19 <hobbo> i went there before man
43:22 <hobbo> didnt see her
43:23 <DoC> kumiva is there too
43:25 <hobbo> only jen and darren
43:36 <hobbo> yeh i know kunny uses it
43:43 <DoC> I've @ there
43:57 <hobbo> have you had it for ages?
43:59 <hobbo> did u know plummer?
44:18 <DoC> i've seen that nick
44:24 <DoC> dont remember exactly
45:56 <hobbo> not the nick
45:58 <hobbo> the name
45:59 <hobbo> plummer
46:06 <hobbo> her nick was Peaches
46:27 <hobbo> its the girl kunny abused and why he had to go to court
47:29 <DoC> peaches yeah
47:36 <DoC> peaches is still there
48:55 <hobbo> hahaha
48:57 <hobbo> thats plummer
49:27 <xm> sarah?
49:51 <hobbo> yep
49:54 <hobbo> druidess
49:57 <xm> yer her
49:57 <hobbo> you remember her xm
49:59 <xm> she seemed OK
50:05 <xm> think she had bipolar too
50:06 <hobbo> she was another jen
50:11 <amelia> if she was with kunny
50:12 <hobbo> she was before jen
50:15 <xm> well she said it was the bipolar thing
50:15 <amelia> def not ok
50:17 <hobbo> old too
50:22 <hobbo> she didnt have bipolar man
50:31 <hobbo> she was major bong smoker
50:34 <hobbo> smoked cones hard
50:46 <hobbo> use to smoke her whole pay on weed
50:59 <xm> didnt she work with junkies
51:01 <hobbo> she was cool but she was a supporter of retards
51:02 <xm> as in for them
51:05 <hobbo> no
51:07 <hobbo> wtf
51:12 <xm> or was it a disease clinic
51:15 <xm> it was something like that
51:16 <hobbo> yep
51:20 <hobbo> she did data entry
53:01 <President_Trump> !seen jenspussy
53:46 <hobbo> President_Trump - jens pussy is not here right now, it is with michael
55:50 Join: kara_2015 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
57:07 * hobbo slaps kara_2015 around a bit with a large trout
58:59 <steven_> !joke
58:59 <Herb_Dean> [4338] Q. What do a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
59:03 <Herb_Dean> [4338] A. The more you play with them, the harder they get!
59:28 <President_Trump> except for sfx's
59:29 <Herb_Dean> .
59:42 <hobbo> LOL
59:45 <hobbo> !quote
59:45 <Herb_Dean> [49585] J. [23:33] <ladifingda> you think i intentionally manipulated you?
59:48 <Herb_Dean> [49585] O. [23:33] <@officeworks> If you need time to think about it... i'll give you 10 mins.. so I can have a smoke yeah?
59:56 <hobbo> now the question is
59:58 <hobbo> did he smoke a ciggie
00:01 <hobbo> what ciggie if so
00:09 <hobbo> or was it one of those 2 $2 cones
00:10 <President_Trump> <@breaker> she's on a dating site cause she's had too many austNet cocks as it is.. too many people know about her... so shes moved onto another hunting ground for cock
00:35 <hobbo> actually i told her to go on dating sites
00:39 <hobbo> as she would get better guys
00:42 <President_Trump> <breaker> lol @ you plivent.. you're the fat fuck obsessing abouyt her telling her you're going to fuck her and rape her and then kill her... you fucking gutless cunt.. come rape me you fat fuck.. see how far you get cunt.. snap you ion half infront of your girlfriend.
00:43 <hobbo> so he's talking shit
00:57 <hobbo> hahahahahahaha
01:00 <hobbo> classic
01:08 <hobbo> I would rape him harder than robbo ingham raped him
01:20 <hobbo> however I would wrap my cock in emery paper
01:30 <President_Trump> <@breaker> She met a 50 year old in Denmark for a fuck... that was the whole reason behind the Perth trip.
01:45 <hobbo> wrong
01:51 <hobbo> she went to perth to fuck strum and meet warren
02:05 <President_Trump> she met other guys too
02:10 <President_Trump> they are just the only ones from irc
02:38 <hobbo> indeed
02:48 <hobbo> but she didnt go to perth for just some denmark guy
03:02 <President_Trump> shes got tinder cock lined up everywhere
03:04 <President_Trump> perth tour
03:31 <hobbo> yep
03:35 <hobbo> i told her go to on tinder
03:37 <hobbo> and okcupid
03:39 <hobbo> free and good
03:46 <hobbo> she was using weird ones
03:47 <hobbo> oasis
03:48 <hobbo> zoosk
03:51 <hobbo> some other weird ones
04:00 <hobbo> but she got lucky on them just okcupid has better ppl
04:03 <hobbo> well girls it does
04:05 <hobbo> dunno about guys
06:12 <hobbo> seriously nobody in my history on austner has been as despo as her
06:16 <hobbo> not even a guy
06:23 <hobbo> actually maybe johninja
06:26 <hobbo> he's up there
07:28 * Herb_Dean woks Amanda for her comment in #sex or #Australia
08:03 <Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: love_inc._-_broken_bones_(city_of_love_club_mix)] [/128kbps]
08:44 <steven_> * SubjectNull ([email protected])
09:17 <Herb_Dean> .
09:23 <Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: taylor swift - wildest dreams] [/128kbps]
10:46 <hobbo> lol
10:52 <hobbo> !quote
10:52 <Herb_Dean> [31574] J. [23:27] <ladifingda> it wasn't my intention
10:55 <Herb_Dean> [31574] O. [23:27] <@officeworks> You keep saying that.. but your actions speak louder.
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23:13 <amelia> how was mr indian cleaner tonight nathaniel
23:33 <nate> finished before i got there!
23:39 <nate> hjehehee
24:34 <xm> r u waitin 4 him to take off his turban n get down on 1 knee to reveal a large engagement ring on his head
24:50 <xm> u might have to be more aggressive in this love pursuit
25:13 <xm> act fast before he gets an arranged marriage with his first cousin from bangalore
25:56 <nate> its a girl cleaner ;D
25:58 <nate> lolol
26:10 <amelia> ohhhh
26:16 <amelia> its sharni!!
26:46 <xm> did u make a mess nate ;'
27:01 <nate> didnt shit my pants this time
27:07 <nate> i did moan alittle
27:15 <nate> no one was there luckily
27:17 <nate> :P
27:35 <xm> just say it was the vacuum cleaner
27:43 <xm> even tho i have heard you moan really loud
27:56 <xm> a vacuum cleaner would still be close
30:01 <nate> ehhh!
30:02 <nate> :D
30:31 <nate> i did some body weight squats booty touching the heels, amelia stylez
31:33 <xm> nate you need to install an indian toilet instead and you'd be doing more squats everyday ;'
31:39 <amelia> ooooh gettin dat ass down low
32:38 <hobbo> amelia still havn't told me if your pussy shaven
32:39 <nate> yeah best way to do it is to drop downnn hard just how xm likes it
33:14 <amelia> nate doin slut drops for the indian cleaner
33:30 <nate> hobbo she glued some of brettys red hair 2 her hrm ahh area for sexy times
33:54 <amelia> i jus wanted to spice things up
33:57 <President_Trump> nate were you having sex with toby in the change rooms again?
34:09 <nate> i would :D
35:03 <xm> who is toby????? is he better than me??? is he BIGGER than me????
35:26 <xm> nate i thought we talked about everything AND anything
35:44 <nate> bretts friends are a secret ;D
35:54 <amelia> maybe you need to start doin slut drops too frankeh
36:08 <nate> yeah stand up drop down hard
36:12 <nate> booty touch heels
36:26 <xm> ill be more fit next year when i take up some martial arts
36:42 <nate> beating up mx trump isnt martial arts ;D
37:00 <amelia> come my gym
37:05 <nate> it may be fun
37:06 <amelia> I'll box your face off
37:18 <nate> amelia ryan and xm
37:22 <nate> fight club
37:26 <xm> lollll
37:31 <amelia> we be the cutest threesome ever
37:41 <xm> if ryan is fatter than me ill go
37:46 <xm> i dont want to be the fattest
37:52 <nate> steven will be there eating a big mac saying hes the best
37:56 <amelia> you will be the token asian
37:59 <xm> but dad has been pressuring me for some time to learn kung fu
38:03 <xm> and i want to anyway
38:09 <amelia> i will be the sweet nice very friendly blonde
38:14 <amelia> ryan be da fat guy
38:18 <xm> like when i was a kid after i saw kung fu movies i went outside and tried to break stuff
38:24 <amelia> ryan is way fatter than you
38:28 <amelia> maybe like 3x you
38:28 <nate> youtube surely has some kung fu for starters;l
38:31 <xm> he better be
38:39 <xm> lol nate i used to joke about that
38:47 <xm> generally the internet is good for everythung
38:51 <xm> but for martial arts im not sure
39:02 <xm> plus learnign the wrong shit is baaaad
39:08 <xm> like how i have really bad piano skills
39:11 <xm> i will have to unlearn a lot
39:25 <xm> most things ive done is self-taught
39:26 <nate> u arent gonna be chuck norris, learn anything
39:40 <xm> nah i wanna be the very best, the very best, the very best
39:44 <nate> lolol
39:48 <xm> im very competitive
40:15 <xm> and i will fly to brisbane and go to every gym
40:17 <xm> to track you down
40:21 <xm> and show off my belts
40:23 <nate> lol
40:30 <xm> all 4 u
40:34 <nate> garter belts
40:42 <xm> what's the point of competing if there's no one to show it off to?
40:59 <nate> very true
41:01 <xm> lmao i just looked that up
41:25 <xm> well, ive done heaps of stuff in the past that i only saw. but getting an audience does give you that extra edge
42:22 <xm> dem garter belts are sexy. except indian babez should only wear white ones, otherwisew naturally camouflaged ;'
42:24 <nate> like ryan chasing after amelia, so very true
43:27 <amelia> he could never chase me
43:42 <xm> he would always be too far behind, too fat, too tired
43:58 <xm> unless he has turbo mode on his electric scooter
44:04 <amelia> ahahaha
44:07 <amelia> poor ryan
44:12 <amelia> he is workin hard
44:16 <nate> yeah!
46:33 <hobbo> amelia still awake
46:35 <nate> does ryan wear deodorant :D
46:36 <hobbo> like a true loser
46:44 <amelia> i havent smelt him
46:45 <nate> hobbo sweat all over me!
46:48 <hobbo> i will
46:49 <hobbo> anyday
46:51 <amelia> or gotten close enough to sniff him
46:51 <hobbo> nate
46:51 <nate> hahah
47:00 <hobbo> why does my gf not enjoy sweaty sex?
47:03 <nate> if u cant smell him its ok ;D
47:16 <hobbo> my last gf loved it
47:22 <nate> hobbo sounds sad :D
47:27 <hobbo> we use to get stoned and all roasted and sweaty in summer to fuck
47:40 <hobbo> my gf now cant stand it she goes off her nut
47:42 <nate> sweaty box tastes the best ;D
47:49 <nate> get her to play some tennis
47:50 <hobbo> depends on the box
47:53 <nate> then eat it!
47:55 <nate> :P
47:57 <hobbo> nah i get her to walk
48:01 <hobbo> and go beach
48:06 <hobbo> so its got that extra salty swing
49:27 <nate> put some soya sauce on ya wang
49:33 <nate> then dip it
49:49 <nate> maybe sweet chilli
50:25 <hobbo> mmm
50:26 <hobbo> yes
50:28 <nate> garlic aioli if she gets excited
50:37 <nate> mix it all up!
50:54 <amelia> tobasco
51:09 <nate> noffin hot she'll notice :D
51:11 <nate> lol
51:24 <amelia> oyster sauce
51:28 <amelia> fish sauce
51:36 <amelia> make it extra fisheh
51:44 <nate> awwesome
51:56 <amelia> nutella
52:01 <nate> u want some smarties with ryans banana amelia?
52:17 <nate> put nutella on it first
52:21 <nate> then smartie it
52:24 <amelia> smarties yas pls!!
52:32 <nate> ohh yeaaah!
52:39 <hobbo> oyster sauce is good
52:40 <hobbo> i got some
52:47 <hobbo> sometimes put some on my hand and eat it off
53:00 <nate> sounds hot hobbo
53:09 <nate> what else do u do with these hands
53:11 <hobbo> it is
53:13 <hobbo> wankl
53:14 <hobbo> finger
53:17 <hobbo> eat
53:21 <hobbo> touch
53:21 <hobbo> steal
53:25 <nate> lol
54:06 <hobbo> hurt
54:07 <hobbo> love
54:34 <nate> getting a bit off track :D
54:59 <nate> my hands have feelings u know
55:00 <hobbo> nope
55:01 <nate> LOLOL
55:03 <hobbo> for u nate
55:05 <hobbo> hands for ur pussy
55:34 <amelia> nate is out of plivs league
55:54 <nate> yeah i like sweaty sex
55:59 <nate> poor hobbo
56:07 <amelia> pliv maybe try kunny
56:13 <amelia> tis more your level babes
56:38 <nate> hobbo u play any games?
56:46 <nate> gta with steven
57:29 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpmJh2CjSIA
57:41 <nate> Bring Me The Horizon - True Friends (Official Lyric Video)
57:50 <nate> this song even has talking in it!
57:52 <nate> lolol
58:28 <nate> i like true friends stab you in the front
58:31 <nate> lololol
59:31 <nate> projection sfx
59:39 <nate> eheheh eRRP
02:39 <slinky_J> tv is shit
02:52 <slinky_J> i like true friends that suck u off :P
02:56 Quit: Exo ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
03:49 <amelia> https://youtu.be/y5JTdayfCT4
04:04 <amelia> bite me I'm yours if you're hungry pls undahstanddddd
05:54 <nate> good song;l
06:53 <amelia> 4 nate https://youtu.be/Ug88HO2mg44
07:32 <amelia> even in ma heartttt i see
07:38 <amelia> you're not bein true to me
08:35 <amelia> quit playin games wif my heart
08:45 <amelia> i shoulda known from the start
08:54 <slinky_J> keep thinkin of crackin open a beeeer
08:57 <slinky_J> bier
08:58 <slinky_J> bere
09:03 <slinky_J> of eating a bear
09:25 <slinky_J> next amelia is gonna bust out backstreet's back.
09:28 <hobbo> do it
09:31 <hobbo> crack one ratty
09:36 <slinky_J> nuh
09:42 <slinky_J> would needa find a movie
09:47 <amelia> ALRIGHT!
09:53 <amelia> dew dew dew dew dew dew
09:56 <amelia> dew dew dew dew
10:17 <slinky_J> i got SCOUT perk in Battlefront now woop
10:30 <slinky_J> lol amelia
11:51 <amelia> https://youtu.be/XUKjFzQKj7I
12:01 <amelia> finally found wot i been lookin for
13:05 <amelia> now ya know i gonna love you moreeeee
15:42 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8zDCU-0PPc
15:43 <xm> much better
15:57 <hobbo> rubbish amelia
16:19 <hobbo> seriously you are beyond help
16:40 <slinky_J> beyond kelp
17:04 <amelia> xm
17:08 <amelia> https://youtu.be/nRh73puFxnE
17:10 Quit: kara_2015 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
17:48 <hobbo> amelia is drunk
17:54 <amelia> TOO BSD DAT HES A LIAR
17:55 <hobbo> living in time warp of rubbish
18:01 <amelia> shes so cool but her hairs in fiyah
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18:08 <hobbo> you prob had bratz dolls
18:10 <amelia> lyrics are about trumpy
18:28 <hobbo> lyrics are about being a slut
18:29 <amelia> bratz dolls were after my time i think
18:35 <hobbo> if you had any idea amelia
18:44 <hobbo> seems you dont pay attention to shit you even listen to
18:53 <amelia> iF You HaD aNY iDea aMeLia
19:03 <amelia> fuck sake amelia you have no fuckin clue
19:49 <amelia> THIS IS HOW WE PARTY
20:17 <slinky_J> u have no deer
20:19 <amelia> FOOLIN WITH YA BODY
20:19 <slinky_J> suk!
20:31 <amelia> you fuckin no rain dear
21:01 <SubjectNull> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCDIt50hRDs
21:16 <amelia> OHHH
21:22 <amelia> this song used to creep me the f out
21:49 <SubjectNull> no problem
21:56 <SubjectNull> just click through to alanis's ironic
21:58 <amelia> good post
22:08 <steven_> mmmmmmmmmmmmm
22:54 <amelia> this is best one subject
22:57 <amelia> https://youtu.be/HIX2RAHPTsI
23:00 <hobbo> amelia you dont have a clue
23:02 <hobbo> thats the thing
23:06 <xm> yeah that SOAP song was heaps fun
23:14 <amelia> a blues clue pliv?
23:15 <SubjectNull> yes!
23:22 <slinky_J> you dont have a cluedo set
23:24 <xm> now and then when the kettle or printer makes high pitched noises it reminds me of old songs like this
23:31 <SubjectNull> damn, i forgot that song existed
23:41 <amelia> the best
24:31 <hobbo> lol
24:41 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoT7nTT8kLc replace jellyhead with jellyfish and you get an amelia song
25:53 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA
25:58 <amelia> the fuck is this
26:03 <xm> this song rulez
26:09 <amelia> jellyhead
26:27 <nate> back deep boys
26:32 <amelia> soupbowlhead
26:39 <SubjectNull> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgRrZO1Ss1g
26:59 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJDGcxAf9D8
27:07 <xm> a gay guy once dedicated that song to me
27:12 <amelia> https://youtu.be/cno20onK9dY
27:13 <xm> i thought he was joking but it turned out to be serious
27:19 <amelia> was it nate?
27:25 <xm> he was in #cunts actually
27:28 <xm> pliv has talked to him
27:28 <amelia> OMGOSH
27:33 <xm> he went by "damio"
27:33 <nate> gays dont muck around :D
27:33 <amelia> STUBBOEN
27:35 <nate> lol
27:38 <amelia> I LOVED HER MOUTH SONG
27:40 <amelia> omgosh
27:40 <xm> andnate really reminds me of him
27:53 <xm> no offence nate
28:03 <xm> you're just a safer version of him
28:07 <xm> coz i know you're joking
28:11 <xm> but damio got scary
28:18 <amelia> https://youtu.be/wWWr20I26u4
28:19 <SubjectNull> a gay guy bought me a drink at a bar once
28:25 <amelia> look at that sexy mynx
28:26 <SubjectNull> it was like that scene from wayne's world
28:28 <nate> i defecate this song to u :P
28:35 <SubjectNull> "thank you" *takes drink*
28:43 <xm> SubjectNull, i wouldnt do that
28:50 <xm> roofies m8
28:55 <nate> kloolololo
29:05 <SubjectNull> it he raped me he didn't leave many bruises
29:07 <SubjectNull> if*
29:15 <xm> just like a bad baby sitter
29:18 <xm> they know all the right places
29:29 <amelia> kiss xm on his salty vagina
29:35 <SubjectNull> besides, who can say no to a smirnoff double black?
29:38 <amelia> i bet you feel a lil crazy but for him
29:41 <amelia> you be famous in tv
29:43 <xm> it's almost a form of martial arts to abuse someone yet not leave bruises
29:44 <hobbo> post good music
29:48 <amelia> WOULD IT BE XMS FAULT
29:52 <amelia> IF NATE COULD TURN HIM
29:54 <amelia> ON
30:08 <xm> oh this song
30:10 <nate> wot da :D
30:12 <xm> the mouth song
30:23 <xm> i think she only had 2 songs that made it
30:33 <amelia> WOULD XM BE SO BAD
30:37 <amelia> if he could turn nate
30:38 <amelia> on
30:43 <SubjectNull> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
30:49 <amelia> WHEN XM KISS YO MOUF
30:52 <amelia> he wanna taste it
30:56 <amelia> turn nate upside down
31:02 <amelia> don't wanna waste it
31:14 <hobbo> lol
31:20 <hobbo> wow u listen to rubbish amelia
31:22 <hobbo> plus ur drunk
31:24 <hobbo> even worse
31:31 <amelia> ahahaahahah
31:37 <amelia> yah dis water really gone to my head
31:39 <amelia> wooooooo
31:57 <SubjectNull> the distance is a a great song
32:07 <xm> mouth reminds me of this
32:08 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_FswLkbHUY
32:11 <xm> also australian
32:14 <amelia> hes goin the distance
32:18 <xm> and i think she was only 17
32:23 <xm> and the lyrics are quite nawtee
32:30 <nate> cake going the distance?:)
32:31 <amelia> HAHA
32:36 <amelia> yassss nathaniel
32:46 <hobbo> lol
33:04 <slinky_J> o luv dat song nate
33:09 <slinky_J> amelia ur too young!
33:17 <amelia> plivvy is such a NeGaTiVe NaNCY
33:27 <nate> 2 young for what?
33:28 <nate> lol
33:30 <amelia> i can see him sittin there at his pc
33:39 <slinky_J> dat song :P
33:40 <amelia> his monobrow all turned down n angry
33:50 <amelia> scrunched up noss
33:52 <hobbo> u just like such shit music amelia
33:53 <slinky_J> she was born in 2000!
33:55 <hobbo> honestly
34:03 <slinky_J> she only fiddeen
34:04 <nate> wot da
34:07 <amelia> "you're such a retard amelia, honestly"
34:11 <SubjectNull> no goddamn way
34:30 <SubjectNull> actually, seriously no way
34:33 <SubjectNull> i don't believe that
34:42 <amelia> that song made puppu get up n leave my room
34:45 <nate> SubjectNull u ok der?:)
34:56 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBYM6g8Tck <-- i can so see amelia and her friends doing this at her school assembly
35:06 <SubjectNull> haha nate no
35:37 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA jeezus xm
35:41 <amelia> https://youtu.be/RtIGCGu9L90
35:52 <nate> i had a choccies again feels like they are entering my being ;l
35:53 <xm> im just going by what you've been pasting tonight
36:01 <nate> et phone home sugar
36:13 <SubjectNull> lol it was either that or the nutbush
36:31 <xm> i used to give my sister so much shit over this song
36:34 <xm> over the sampling
36:51 <amelia> ghetto superstar?
36:59 <xm> yes
37:03 <hobbo> lol
37:05 <amelia> ahahahaha yeah
37:05 <hobbo> such rubbish
37:09 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsHzUI1JC5k
37:11 <xm> much much better m8
37:15 <xm> get some country up ya
37:15 <hobbo> post some real songs
37:18 <xm> dolly is a babe
37:22 <amelia> plivvy so much grumpy panties calm down babes
37:22 <xm> so is rogers
37:26 <hobbo> good song xm
37:34 <hobbo> amelia you dont listen to anything but generic horse shit
37:41 <hobbo> do you like jazz?
37:45 <amelia> cmon baby cakes
37:57 <amelia> dun be like dis
38:06 <amelia> turn that frown upside down
38:18 <amelia> you so much prettier wif your toofless smile xoxo
38:26 <hobbo> that track xm posted is better than anything u have
38:31 <hobbo> amelia i have every tooth in my mouth
38:36 <hobbo> cept for 2
38:43 <hobbo> my 2 back wisdom teeth
38:49 <hobbo> so ur very wrong there
38:51 <amelia> all pliv wants for xmas is his 2 front teef
38:54 <hobbo> my teeth are perfect
38:57 <xm> amelia, you like sad music? i cant think of many songs that can be sadder than this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJmmaIGiGBg
39:03 * amelia smoochies plivvy
39:07 <amelia> aw i can taste the meth
39:09 <hobbo> my 3 sisters are all dentists and so was 3 of my uncles
39:21 <hobbo> my uncles are the most respected dentists in sydney
39:24 <hobbo> so LOL to u amelia
39:25 <hobbo> LOL
39:26 <amelia> aw this song is sad
39:32 <amelia> LOL2MEI
39:35 <xm> i think sonic youth did a cover
39:41 <hobbo> sonic youth good band
39:43 <amelia> LOO2MEI LOLOLOLOLOL
39:44 <xm> but karen carpenter was a great singer. she was pretty depressed
39:51 <hobbo> indeed
39:52 <hobbo> bipolar
39:54 <hobbo> lots of drugs
40:29 <xm> this is at least as sad, or sadder
40:30 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmbT5XC-q0
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40:46 <hobbo> good song xm
44:49 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKAeeGnAYBo
44:54 <xm> also very depressing, sad story
44:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BOBBY GOLDSBORO =HONEY= (Feb 2, 2011) Length: 4:00 - Category: Music - 441,249 views - 2,108 likes (96%), 87 dislikes (4%)
45:52 <amelia> https://youtu.be/G_UXvcr22rM
45:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Charles & Eddie - Would I Lie To You? (Mar 11, 2009) Length: 4:08 - Category: Music - 7,387,144 views - 34,436 likes (97.7%), 797 dislikes (2.3%)
46:01 <hobbo> lol
46:07 <xm> ive sung that a few times
46:09 <amelia> would i lieeeee to you babyyyy would i lie to you
47:06 <hobbo> amelia
47:13 <hobbo> how much was the last house you sold and where was it?
47:29 <amelia> LOOK INTO PLIVS EYES
47:29 <hobbo> what was the cost of the rundown to the place once it was sold?
47:35 <amelia> YOU CAN SEE THEY'RE REALLY NICE
47:46 <amelia> WOULD I LIE TO YOU PLIVVY WOULD I LIE TO YOU
47:55 <slinky_J> good show
47:57 <xm> she said she sold a waterfront mansion in Balga
47:57 <hobbo> right
47:57 <slinky_J> awesome show
48:03 <xm> BUT THERE ARE NO RIVERS OR BEACHES IN BALGA
48:09 <xm> EXPOSED
48:37 <hobbo> i dont care what she says
48:40 <hobbo> its all bullshit
49:21 <xm> this ones goes out to my nate. who is more than my PT, but a life coach as well
49:35 <hobbo> LOL!
49:41 * xm touches nate's hand accidentally when trying to move his mouse
49:51 <xm> ~ SpArks fLy ~
49:52 <xm> youtube.com/watch?v=unHolTGi1uk
50:02 <xm> http://youtube.com/watch?v=unHolTGi1uk
50:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peabo Bryson & Roberta Flack Tonight I Celebrate My Love (Jul 9, 2009) Length: 3:26 - Category: Music - 450,959 views - 1,829 likes (98.3%), dislikes (1.7%)
54:06 <President_Trump> the perth property market is down
54:25 <President_Trump> ive lost about $20m off the value my properties
54:40 <steven_> yeah
54:47 <President_Trump> amelia is begging to let me sell one
54:51 <President_Trump> so she can get her first ever sale
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54:56 <amelia> https://youtu.be/kS-YTlJZOl0
55:01 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Dosed (Album Version) (Sep 8, 2010) Length: 5:13 - Category: Music - 3,788,034 views - 15,246 likes (98.3%), 263 dislikes (1.7%)
55:04 <steven_> commision baby
55:08 <amelia> i got dosed by youuuuuuuuu
55:12 <amelia> and
55:24 <xm> should make a pollock song and change it to DDoS'd
55:51 <amelia> closer than most to youuuu
56:01 <amelia> HAHA frankeh
56:18 <hobbo> xm
56:25 <hobbo> make a remake of johnny cash
56:44 <xm> hurts?
56:47 <xm> i love that song
57:03 <xm> a very sad song too. brilliant remake
57:16 <xm> hurt*
58:04 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKmAajiHero
58:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rise of the Tomb Raider [MA15+] Out now Trailer (Dec 1, 2015) Length: - Category: Gaming - 113,423 views - 219 likes (73.2%), 80 dislikes (26.8%)
58:11 <xm> i dont quite connect with the NIN original
58:12 <xm> fuck that
58:14 <xm> wrong link
58:28 <hobbo> yeh
58:29 <hobbo> try make it
58:32 <hobbo> NIN good
58:33 <hobbo> good band
59:01 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
59:04 <amelia> all i ever wanted was your lifeeeee
59:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Johnny Cash - Hurt HD 720p (Apr 5, 2012) Length: 3:50 - Category: Music - 13,267,478 views - 98,116 likes (97.8%), 2,162 dislikes (2.2%)
59:14 <SubjectNull> ya, johnny cash hurt > NIN hurt
59:19 <SubjectNull> blasphemy but true
59:24 <xm> what do you normally listen to SubjectNull ?
59:29 <xm> what's your main genre
59:33 <SubjectNull> everything mang
59:40 <SubjectNull> main genre?
59:44 <SubjectNull> alt rock i guess
00:03 <SubjectNull> "zomg fav band all time" = queens of the stone age
00:07 <slinky_J> i saw hackers
00:09 <slinky_J> what a shit movie
00:33 <slinky_J> jolie used to be a boy
00:39 <SubjectNull> how about you?
00:42 <slinky_J> it was about gay sex entire movie was about gays
00:47 <xm> lollll
00:52 <xm> i dont remember it that well
01:08 <xm> mostly electronic SubjectNull
01:18 <SubjectNull> you like pendulum?
01:28 <xm> yeah, they are kinda known by everyone in perth
01:41 <xm> they used to come on austnet. a few people here know/met them
01:43 <SubjectNull> they are the shiz
01:48 <SubjectNull> damn
02:14 <SubjectNull> my friend would bust his nut if he met them
02:16 <xm> el hornet is pretty nice. he'll listen to your music, even if it's shit, and give you proper advice
02:17 <hobbo> pendulum suck
02:30 <hobbo> pendulum are a laughing stock to dnb
02:56 <amelia> my friend jus sms me a pic of his belly simply saying #nofilter
02:59 <amelia> haha
03:17 <SubjectNull> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ9JT1WOGjk
03:36 <BlackDevil> Youtube: pendulum: through the loop (May 12, 2007) Length: 9:07 - Category: Music - 1,293,874 views - 3,794 likes (96.6%), 133 dislikes (3.4%)
03:52 <xm> hobbo, el hornet was in #rave not too long ago
03:54 <SubjectNull> 1.3 million people disagree
03:56 <xm> i mean SubjectNull
04:07 <slinky_J> i know more thant 1.3 million people
04:08 <slinky_J> pffff
04:10 <slinky_J> PISH
04:13 <SubjectNull> haha
04:19 <SubjectNull> alright alright
04:23 <xm> like either early this year or late last year
04:29 <xm> ur friend can come online and stalk!!!
04:33 <slinky_J> i was a virgin then too xm
05:02 <steven_> haha
05:17 <steven_> i liked the #rave website
05:19 <steven_> back in the day
05:53 <hobbo> lol rave
05:54 <xm> which one?
05:56 <xm> there were a few
05:57 <hobbo> sad thing nobody ravers
08:00 <slinky_J> coz candy ravers and plur ruint raves
08:06 <xm> steven_, did you ever get to see the #rave sex chart that was circulating around?
09:29 <amelia> were you on it
09:49 <xm> i was accused of making it because i hosted it, but no
10:16 <slinky_J> O_O
10:24 <slinky_J> yeah
10:31 <xm> there were many jennites online back then
10:33 <steven_> na
10:42 <steven_> i had a photo back in the day posted there
10:50 <steven_> me and mcloop
10:56 <slinky_J> what is rave sex chart
10:58 <xm> mitch?
11:08 <amelia> where is loopy
11:10 <xm> ah another guy
11:15 <amelia> he is another that makes me laff
11:39 <xm> just a pic where guys nicks were on the left and girls nicks were on the right, and lines going everywhere like a london street map
11:54 <xm> red = intercourse, brown = anal, orange = purple
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12:05 <amelia> ahahahah yux
12:10 <xm> there were many, many meltdowns
12:20 <xm> el hornet was on it too
12:24 <amelia> orange purple?
12:28 <xm> his gf was not pleased
12:40 <xm> oops
12:44 <xm> orange = oral
12:52 <amelia> haha
13:06 <xm> anyway i took the piss out of the sex chart years later
13:13 <xm> and on the forums (the site version)
13:20 <xm> i made an updated #rave sex chart
13:24 <xm> but it was the level of access in #rave
13:26 <xm> harharharharhar
13:32 <xm> i was the WORST
13:34 <xm> with my 199
14:08 <xm> it was a fairly dodge channel
14:47 <xm> a few bashes IrL 2
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16:49 <steven_> ahhah
18:13 <xm> steven_ were you and emma on that after12 site
18:24 <xm> :D
18:49 <steven_> i didnt use irc when i got with emma
19:07 <xm> then once you secured her with marriage + kid... BAM!
19:08 <xm> back to IRC
19:12 <steven_> yeh
19:15 <steven_> 'fuck all else to do'
19:17 <xm> good plan
19:33 <steven_> what am i going to do with all this time at fucking home
19:46 <amelia> smoke weed ery day
20:13 <xm> do you still bother to go out to many parties steven_
20:20 <xm> what about you amelia
20:21 <steven_> no partys
20:35 <xm> id rather stay at home
20:39 <amelia> wha about me
20:47 <steven_> but when i do, im the main attraction
20:54 <steven_> ;p
20:56 <xm> do you prefer to go out and ParTy or stay at home
21:09 <xm> id believe that steven_. you're rich with stories from #Nh
21:11 <xm> plus you
21:14 <amelia> i like both
21:14 <xm> have that rap song now
21:26 <amelia> dis weekend i like to chill
21:28 <xm> you can walk around with my swag now
21:33 <xm> more*
21:40 <steven_> hahaah
21:41 <amelia> next weekend i will PaRTaY
21:46 <steven_> i remember
21:50 <steven_> this one guy coming up to me
21:55 <steven_> where you from bro
21:59 <steven_> i said 'beechboro'
21:59 <xm> steven_ hahah i dare ya to spread that link around
22:05 <steven_> he is like oh yeah you know steven hawthorne
22:10 <xm> loll
22:12 <steven_> i was like yeah thats me
22:20 <steven_> i shouldnt of said shit
22:24 <steven_> he was prolly going to talk shit
22:24 <steven_> hahaaha
22:39 <xm> i have met some IRC people by chance
22:46 <xm> didnt realise it in some cases until years after
22:50 <xm> even when i had their name and pic
22:52 <xm> coz im dat bad
22:58 <steven_> i met alot of cunts back in the day
23:02 <steven_> when i was younger
23:03 <xm> same
23:18 <steven_> most of them were bad cunts tho
23:23 <steven_> not the typical irc people
23:24 <steven_> haha
23:24 <hobbo> yeh same
23:26 <hobbo> hahah
23:27 <hobbo> steven_
23:30 <hobbo> not like today hey
23:31 <hobbo> LOL
23:31 <hobbo> ;)
23:34 <hobbo> all the losers now
23:43 <amelia> ;)
23:46 <steven_> ;)
23:51 <steven_> :o)
23:55 <amelia> ;)
23:58 <steven_> how gay does that face look ey
23:59 <steven_> :o)
24:00 <xm> when i see that austnet slurries vid they dont look like normal people
24:06 <hobbo> one of my best mates i met from here she one of biggest high class prositute in sydney
24:07 <steven_> lololool
24:09 <amelia> this one is worse (:
24:10 <hobbo> xm
24:12 <xm> and at the other extreme you get that #brisbane irc meet video
24:13 <hobbo> those are not normal ppl
24:15 <hobbo> those are losers
24:26 <steven_> pollock is obbsessed with them girls
24:29 <steven_> they are all from beechboro
24:33 <xm> the #brisbane meet video is overdue for a parody
24:36 <steven_> dogholes
24:37 <hobbo> yeh they are
24:37 <hobbo> lol
24:40 <xm> so you know them well?
24:44 <steven_> i fucked 2 of em
24:47 <xm> steven_, lolll
24:48 <hobbo> they are all dogs
24:49 <hobbo> rat fucks
24:50 <amelia> JaDe
24:59 <hobbo> my sydney girls from irc rip anything u have
24:59 <xm> oneof them was pretty drunk
25:00 <hobbo> anything
25:03 <steven_> the only one i didnt bang was bugs bunny
25:04 <steven_> hahaa
25:04 <hobbo> worst girl i know is hotter
25:07 <hobbo> than anything
25:32 <steven_> yea
25:36 <steven_> they are pigs
25:38 <hobbo> they are
25:42 <hobbo> all jens
25:43 <hobbo> all dogs
25:45 <steven_> hahaahah
25:53 <steven_> last time i seen jade
26:00 <xm> bebbies?
26:00 <steven_> she rocked up at my mates house
26:05 <steven_> with like 3 of my mate
26:06 <hobbo> seriously outside of this place the girls i hang with are seriously top class
26:08 <xm> whERES MY CHILD SUPPORT CUNT!!!
26:16 <hobbo> if half of them knew what i did on here they wouldnt even talk to me
26:20 <steven_> and some other retard bitch
26:28 <hobbo> my gf recons im a pedo because of this place
26:29 <amelia> i never understood the fascination with jade
26:31 <steven_> so i walked out and said to my mates why you hanging around this slut
26:34 <hobbo> jade is a pig
26:37 <hobbo> she's like u amelia
26:40 <hobbo> cept better
26:45 <hobbo> id do jade over u anyday
26:53 <hobbo> i use to talk to jade
26:53 <steven_> then this little retard girl came out and started going off at me
26:54 <hobbo> back in 2011
26:58 <xm> i think rihanna (sP?) was pretty bad too
27:01 <amelia> you breakin my heart here plivvy
27:03 <steven_> so i pulled out my tasar and fucked her up
27:06 <xm> loll
27:07 <steven_> she had spasms
27:10 <xm> lmao
27:12 <xm> fuck
27:20 <steven_> she came on irc
27:21 <steven_> aswell
27:23 <steven_> loooooooooooooooool
27:34 <xm> i hope she gets random eye twitches now
27:42 <steven_> she was a retard already
27:44 <steven_> haahahaha
27:45 <xm> lmao
27:54 <steven_> like walked like a gimp
27:54 <xm> you may have actually fixed something
27:58 <xm> yanno, shock therapy
27:58 <steven_> nar
28:02 <steven_> she was fucked in the head
28:06 <hobbo> pollock wanted her
28:11 <hobbo> steven_ she was retard
28:13 <steven_> tthe only reason jade hung around her is to make her look good
28:16 <hobbo> full blown
28:16 <xm> no wonder pollock wanted jen
28:16 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
28:21 <xm> jen is relatively an upgrade
28:25 <hobbo> no
28:27 <steven_> nope
28:28 <hobbo> jen is a downgrade
28:31 <amelia> yuck
28:33 <hobbo> jade was better than jen anyday
28:37 <hobbo> jade was half ok
28:40 <hobbo> i knew her well
28:50 <steven_> she had an ugly cunt
28:53 <hobbo> seriously i dont care what u losers say
28:58 <hobbo> jade is better than jen anyday
29:02 <xm> im not sure which one was jen in the vid
29:06 <amelia> untidy box
29:10 <steven_> yep
29:11 <xm> i think someone said look for the one with the weird nose
29:21 <amelia> jen or jade
29:22 <xm> i mean jkade
29:24 <xm> blah
29:29 <steven_> yeah
29:32 <steven_> jade has fucked nose
29:37 <xm> fight?
29:49 <hobbo> jades nose is size of jens clit
29:53 <steven_> hhahahhahaahhahha
29:58 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA
30:01 <steven_> jade had a big clit
30:02 <SubjectNull> can someone give me a history lessson pl0x?
30:03 <steven_> yuck
30:09 <steven_> makes me cringe
30:36 <steven_> Subject change
30:49 <amelia> werd
31:11 <steven_> * sfx ([email protected]) Quit (Connection closed)
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31:28 <steven_> !joke
31:28 <Herb_Dean> [76384] Q. What's a diaphragm?
31:31 <Herb_Dean> [76384] A. A trampoline for dickheads.
32:01 <steven_> did anyone hear my joke before?
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32:56 <steven_> <steven_> A man walks into his house while his wife is cooking dinner with a sheep under his arm.
32:56 <steven_> <steven_> He says
32:56 <steven_> <steven_> "whelp, this is the pig I've been fuckin."
32:56 <steven_> <steven_> His wife looks at him confused and says
32:56 <steven_> <steven_> "that's not a pig that's a sheep."
32:56 <steven_> <steven_> The man replies
32:56 <steven_> <steven_> "Shut up woman I wasn't talking to you."
35:27 <SubjectNull> (i lol'd)
37:00 <steven_> ahaha
37:09 <steven_> anyway
37:16 <steven_> i just found a victim
37:35 <steven_> watch and learn
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37:41 <steven_> yeah boy
37:47 <thestig> heyhey
37:53 <steven_> ahahahha
37:57 <steven_> victim~
38:16 <steven_> invite him to all the gay channels
38:17 <steven_> lololol
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40:09 <steven_> <SelfishLace784> hey steven my friend senji is having a hard time with messages abusing her calling her a slut and alll other shit on xbox and other social medias if u could help us out this would be great as it could lead to depresion
40:09 <steven_> <steven> if she is a slut
40:09 <steven_> <steven> ill help her out
40:26 <steven_> fuck i can give some great advice
40:48 <steven_> sounds like a asian hooker
41:05 <DoC> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
41:15 <thestig> lol
41:34 <DoC> whose that kid?
41:42 <DoC> on nerdhacks?
41:56 <steven_> ahahha
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42:03 <steven_> she was in the channel
42:04 <steven_> hahha
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42:16 <steven_> hahaahah
46:09 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOxs43AkWA4
46:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Back To The Future Porn Parody: Fap To The Future (Trailer) (Dec 10, 2015) Length: 2:30 - Category: Entertainment - 66,419 views - 142 likes (90.4%), 15 dislikes (9.6%)
46:34 <steven_> lol
47:12 <steven_> ;p
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05:30 <steven_> !joke
05:30 <Herb_Dean> [67038] Q. What do you call three lesbians in bed together?
05:33 <Herb_Dean> [67038] A. M?nage ? twat.
05:39 <steven_> !joke
05:39 <Herb_Dean> [73898] Q. What's soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up?
05:42 <Herb_Dean> [73898] A. Vomit
05:45 <steven_> !joke
05:45 <Herb_Dean> [7784] Q. Who was the worlds first carpenter?
05:48 <Herb_Dean> [7784] A. Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand
15:00 <BlackDevil> lame
20:09 <steven_> !joke
20:09 <Herb_Dean> [92518] Q. Why are hangovers better than women?
20:12 <Herb_Dean> [92518] A. Hangovers will go away.
20:30 <steven_> BlackDevil, can you do me a favour pleaseeeeeeeeeee
20:40 <BlackDevil> so do girls
20:43 <BlackDevil> wtf
20:51 <BlackDevil> and hangovers return
20:54 <BlackDevil> like girls
20:56 <BlackDevil> jesus
20:58 <BlackDevil> jokes are lame
20:59 <steven_> dont post the results for UFC today
21:01 <steven_> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:03 <steven_> please
21:06 <BlackDevil> why
21:14 <steven_> because i want to watch it
21:15 <steven_> ;P
21:18 <BlackDevil> you know you can just stream it right?
21:39 <steven_> by the time i wake up
21:42 <steven_> you will already know
21:45 <BlackDevil> yea
21:47 <BlackDevil> thats the point
21:49 <BlackDevil> i know
22:06 <BlackDevil> and its going to be all over your facebook
22:09 <BlackDevil> twitter
22:11 <BlackDevil> instagram
22:12 <BlackDevil> email
22:12 <steven_> i wont open facebook
22:14 <BlackDevil> text
22:15 <steven_> only this
22:17 <steven_> hahahaah
22:27 <steven_> no facebook on ufc day
22:29 <steven_> no social
22:35 <steven_> only irc !
22:36 <BlackDevil> phone call
22:39 <steven_> hahahaahaha
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22:43 <steven_> i dont answer my phone
22:56 <steven_> or i answer with dont tell me
25:40 Mode: (by steven_) +oo BlackDevil Herb_Dean
26:11 Mode: (by steven_) +b *!*@19da43ac.bigpond.net.au
26:11 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) -ob+b steven_ *!*@19da43ac.bigpond.net.au steven_!*@*
26:11 Kick: steven_ was kicked by Herb_Dean (Auto-Ban Protection.)
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26:11 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) -ob+b Herb_Dean *!*@*.bigpond.net.au Herb_Dean!*@*
26:12 Mode: (by bios) -b Herb_Dean!*@*
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48:45 <skiddy_J> ;/
50:49 <steven_> night
50:54 <steven_> !joke
50:54 <Herb_Dean> [94966] Q. What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?
50:57 <Herb_Dean> [94966] A. Speed bumps.
53:49 <skiddy_J> :/
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34:18 Mode: (by bios) +o DoC
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45:18 <skiddy_J> wheres BlackDevil
45:20 <skiddy_J> jon
50:04 <skiddy_J> oi shitlips
50:22 <skiddy_J> mcgarvie
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52:38 <skiddy_J> exho
52:46 <skiddy_J> sup mange
53:16 <Exo> Sup tisk
53:22 <skiddy_J> lolz
53:25 <skiddy_J> i not tisk
53:44 <skiddy_J> waitin 4 people 2 start playin on battlefront brass
54:02 <skiddy_J> while riding the bumjack mobile
54:05 <skiddy_J> lolz
54:25 <Exo> Battlefront is ghey
54:30 <skiddy_J> y
55:10 <skiddy_J> u ghey
56:17 <Exo> Of course
56:34 <skiddy_J> :[
56:37 <Exo> Where is ur bro tisk and shads
56:51 <skiddy_J> not my friends
57:06 <skiddy_J> ur the 1 who tries to cyber sex with tisk in pm
59:11 <skiddy_J> gonna make pancakes soon
59:12 <skiddy_J> [:
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09:57 <skiddy_J> tisk
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14:29 <slinky_J> http://www.looper.com/2785/ways-kardashians-destroying-america/
14:30 <slinky_J> lel
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31:27 <dimaa> sup people
31:33 <dimaa> whats gooooood in the hood
33:16 <richard> dimaa what does sup mean
33:57 <dimaa> TIL richard might be retarded
34:11 <richard> dimaa hunh
34:41 <dimaa> TIL richard lives under a rock
34:57 <richard> has to be a big rock like ayers rock
35:03 <dimaa> sup == "whats up"
35:13 <dimaa> what(s)up
35:14 <richard> is it?
35:15 <dimaa> sup
35:30 <richard> dimaa nah that's too complicated
35:54 <dimaa> 3 characters vs 7 + 1 for the space
35:58 <dimaa> not at all complicated
36:15 <richard> dimaa did you go to uni to learn that
36:34 <dimaa> i sure did, the piece of paper say so at least
37:15 <richard> dima have you got a day off today
37:39 <dimaa> its sunday
37:40 <dimaa> so yes
37:42 <richard> oh
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37:54 <richard> dimaa do you know how to open a fridge? (refrigerator)
38:08 * dimaa checks
38:12 <dimaa> it appears that i do
38:24 <richard> no way? did you learn that at uni too?
38:36 * dimaa checks the piece of paper
38:38 <dimaa> hmmm
38:46 <dimaa> nothing abtou fridge openeing
38:52 <dimaa> i must have just pikced that one up
39:21 <dimaa> but the question is...
39:29 <dimaa> do YOU know how to open a fridge
39:42 <richard> um no, that's why I asked you if you knew
39:48 <dimaa> oh
39:52 <dimaa> do u want a guide?
39:57 <richard> yes please
40:14 <richard> you don't need a sledgehammer nah ?
40:19 <dimaa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yTYzJ5anKk
40:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to Open a Refrigerator (Feb 21, 2007) Length: 2:02 - Category: Comedy - 7,292 views - 64 likes (86.5%), 10 dislikes (13.5%)
40:33 <richard> haha
41:35 <richard> dimaa does your pants always fall down when you walk?
41:48 <dimaa> no, im white
42:36 <richard> yeah well I saw this white guy on a bus he was touching on with his myki and his pants dropped to his ankles
43:10 <dimaa> >white
43:12 <dimaa> >pants dropped
43:15 <dimaa> no white....
43:18 <dimaa> not*
43:36 <dimaa> wtf is a myki
43:42 <dimaa> i didnt learn about that at uni
44:19 <richard> you need a myki card to use public transport, if you don't know that dimaa you must've been the dumbest in the class
44:43 <dimaa> pretty sure its called a an Opal card
45:03 <richard> dimaa maybe yeah
46:51 <richard> dimaa did you go to uni barefoot
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25:04 <slinky_J> "It’s hard to tell if Kim is Instagramming pictures of her butt or her soul, because her soul is probably just another butt."
42:52 Nick: Exo is now known as Hennessy
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04:01 <disp> sharni
04:02 <disp> titty gurl!
04:57 <disp> lel
07:45 * Hennessy cock slaps disp
08:13 <disp> get me sum weed mang
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14:54 <steven_> ok
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15:31 <disp> disp n tisk
15:33 <disp> thats us
15:40 <disp> tisk n disp
16:00 <disp> bitch nigger named tisky
16:06 <tisk> tisk on dsp
16:08 <tisk> lols
16:17 <steven_> lol
16:18 <tisk> tisk gets disp
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16:26 <steven_> +tisk, gets all the pussy
16:31 <steven_> and doesnt share
16:38 <tisk> lols
16:45 <steven_> the pimp
17:52 <tisk> lols
19:21 <disp> lolz
19:28 <disp> shtevo gets all the bumjacks
19:43 <disp> punce
19:46 <disp> lolol
19:52 <disp> faggotbitch
20:35 <disp> bumjackers reserve
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35:13 Topic Is: [16:50] * officeworks was kicked by anotherirc3r (stop calling me dave im not interested)
35:13 Set By: (DoC) on: Sat Dec 12 22:52:19 2015
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37:46 <steven_> damo
37:51 <steven_> wheres me fucking lighter
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38:53 * hobbo slaps tisk around a bit with a large trout
39:28 <slinky_J> i like to eat bug turbs
39:30 <slinky_J> turds
39:32 <thestig> loll
39:39 <slinky_J> never seen one but i assume i eat them ever day some how
39:42 <slinky_J> so i like them heaps!
40:32 <hobbo> [19:47] <aaron> miss u
40:32 <hobbo> [19:48] <anotherirc3r> go away
40:32 <hobbo> [19:49] <aaron> why?
40:32 <hobbo> [19:49] <aaron> its me
40:32 <hobbo> [19:50] <anotherirc3r> yeah. and who is. 'me'?
40:32 <hobbo> [19:55] <aaron> me
40:32 <hobbo> [19:56] <anotherirc3r> right
40:32 <hobbo> [19:58] <aaron> are you a girl or guy?
40:32 <hobbo> [19:58] <aaron> honestly
40:33 <hobbo> [20:08] <aaron> hello?
40:33 <hobbo> [20:08] <aaron> dont answer me ill just hack you
40:33 <hobbo> [20:19] <anotherirc3r> what's my IP then?
40:33 <hobbo> [22:43] <aaron> its a big one
41:02 <disp> stfu bumjacking loser
41:06 <disp> poofter gutzx
41:13 <disp> fuken bumjack faggot bitch
41:26 <richard> dicsp asl
42:09 <disp> eat my poo first
42:27 <richard> hunh?
42:58 <disp> i will poo in a bowl
43:08 <disp> and you have to consume it
43:41 <richard> no
43:57 <steven_> ahahahahaah
43:59 <steven_> its a big one
44:14 <hobbo> do you know how old that is
44:23 <steven_> lastnight
44:31 <richard> disip hlow old r youou?
44:42 <hobbo> fuck no steven_
44:43 <hobbo> june man
44:46 <hobbo> june 8th
45:00 <steven_> hahah
45:10 <steven_> use her name today
45:18 <steven_> and get all her regulars horny
45:23 <hobbo> [01:55] <anotherirc3r> why are you talking to me anyway? i'm some fat slut Jerome and i'm sure you can do so much better
45:24 <hobbo> [02:07] <chippax> jen i dont know what u think but im not after u
45:24 <hobbo> [02:07] <chippax> i never was
45:24 <hobbo> [02:08] <chippax> i dont know why ppl keep thinking it
45:24 <hobbo> [02:08] <chippax> we are friends
45:24 <hobbo> [02:11] <anotherirc3r> i never said you were
45:24 <hobbo> [02:11] <anotherirc3r> but we are not friends
45:24 <hobbo> [02:12] <anotherirc3r> friends of mine don't abuse me
45:24 <hobbo> [02:15] <chippax> nope
46:00 <steven_> hahaahahahah\
46:08 <hobbo> thats 2 weeks ago
47:08 <hobbo> [04:13] <anotherirc3r> ahh
47:08 <hobbo> [04:13] <anotherirc3r> Hello :)
47:09 <hobbo> [04:13] <anotherirc3r> I'm on here looking to find someone that's interested in having a servant/slave ideally live in.
47:09 <hobbo> [04:13] <anotherirc3r> I can do any and all chores you need done, as well as cook and clean and serve personally as required.
47:09 <hobbo> [04:13] <anotherirc3r> And I love being kept like a slave: captive/in chains and being trained to your requirements.
47:09 <hobbo> [04:13] <anotherirc3r> hahahaha
47:09 <hobbo> [04:13] <anotherirc3r> why the fuck does this guy apparently like me?
47:09 <hobbo> [04:15] <wowska> mmmm
47:09 <hobbo> [04:15] <wowska> why u looking that
47:09 <hobbo> [04:15] <wowska> jen you need sex ones
47:09 <hobbo> [04:15] <wowska> www.adultmatchmaker.com.au
50:21 <steven_> hahahahha
50:32 <steven_> mental problems
50:35 <steven_> the type she goes for
50:54 <hobbo> indeed
52:57 <hobbo> [03:12] <anotherirc3r> Darren messaged me today on FB messenger to confirm i got my games
52:57 <hobbo> [03:12] <wowska> guy is fully mental
52:57 <hobbo> [03:12] <wowska> hahahahahaha
52:57 <hobbo> [03:12] <wowska> u should have said no
52:57 <hobbo> [03:12] <wowska> i didnt get them
52:57 <hobbo> [03:12] <wowska> imagine that
52:57 <hobbo> [03:12] <anotherirc3r> i said 'yes i got it.. along with your childish message'
52:57 <hobbo> [03:12] <anotherirc3r> lol
52:57 <hobbo> [03:14] <wowska> hahahaha
52:57 <hobbo> [03:14] <wowska> dickhead
52:57 <hobbo> [03:15] <anotherirc3r> tell me about it
52:57 <hobbo> [03:15] <anotherirc3r> he'll come crawling back
52:57 <hobbo> [03:15] <anotherirc3r> he always does
52:57 <hobbo> [03:15] * anotherirc3r rolls her eyes
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01:15 <steven_> hahaaha
01:19 * steven_ rolls her eyes
01:27 <thestig> cuming again
05:33 <hobbo> lollllllllllll
05:47 <hobbo> when amelia comes on I have her pic she wanted ;)
06:48 <richard> +hobbo she will be here in 15mins
06:59 <hobbo> thankyou richard
12:40 <steven_> lol
14:29 <steven_> while we wait
14:30 <steven_> !quote
14:30 <Herb_Dean> [51973] J. [23:47] <ladifingda> i am single
14:33 <Herb_Dean> [51973] O. [23:48] <@officeworks> Darren seems to think he's the one... and here I was letting you know many times I love the snow and wanted to take you there.. then you and him go up there and have your little makeout session.. great fun.. get online and rub it in my face
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19:05 <steven_> mp3 [a: music / s: beyoncã© - 7_11] [/128kbps]
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25:25 <hobbo> thats the best one
25:28 <hobbo> the snow trip
26:29 <thestig> hahaha
29:32 <steven_> mp3 [a: music / s: jennifer lopez;ja rule - i'm real] [/128kbps]
29:35 <steven_> mp3 [a: music / s: wiz khalifa - see you again ft. charlie puth [official video] furious 7 soundtrack] [/128kbps]
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47:30 Topic Is: <BABYGIRL> President_Trump we are friendly people no more ass smelling subjects wanna do that do it else where plus shouldn't u be a sleep at your age
47:30 Set By: (steven_) on: Sun Dec 13 14:39:17 2015
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49:23 <tisk> need a fucken bong argh
49:29 <tisk> this sucks
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51:26 <hobbo> go get weed
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03:07 <tisk> lols cant
03:45 <hobbo> why not?
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04:56 <tisk> i dont know any dealers hobbo
05:06 <hobbo> so how do you get your weed then?
05:15 <tisk> off friends that get some
05:52 <tisk> did know a dealer until 3 days ago
06:05 <tisk> when stupid bitch opens my door to fucken psychos
06:13 <tisk> and i got 2 black eyes now
11:52 <disp> hahaahahaahah
12:05 <disp> 2 black eyes
12:06 <disp> ROFLLLLL
13:40 <hobbo> what for?
13:52 <hobbo> you gotta stay away from those types of ppl they are bad
14:09 <hobbo> find some good contacts, people who arnt rat fucks
16:55 <disp> chris acted hard and got busted up
16:59 <disp> no suprise
18:00 <hobbo> thats prob what happened
19:16 <disp> ye
19:29 <tisk> nope
19:38 <disp> ?
19:48 <tisk> cunt was high on ice and drunk
19:54 <tisk> just wanted to start trouble
20:13 <tisk> stupid bitch i had here opens the door
20:22 <tisk> i had push guy out of my place
20:35 <tisk> and got hit by three guys at once
20:40 <hobbo> why?
20:57 <hobbo> why would your dealer do that
20:58 <disp> you got knocked the fuck out!
20:58 <sharni> Lol
20:59 <hobbo> doesnt make sense
21:08 <tisk> cause he is an idiot
21:13 <hobbo> wasnt it a chick?
21:16 <disp> sharnis
21:21 <disp> hey big titz
21:32 <sharni> Hey pin dick
21:36 <tisk> sharni
21:41 <tisk> :-P~
21:42 <sharni> Hey
21:53 <tisk> hi
22:32 <disp> lolz
23:01 <disp> pin dik [[[:
26:12 <tisk> 8-D
26:29 <tisk> lols
27:55 <disp> lolz
28:02 <disp> thats u christoph
28:09 <disp> 8-D
28:46 <disp> small little dicky lololol
28:59 <disp> impotant bastard
29:01 <disp> lolzzz
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30:52 <sharni> Lol
31:16 * disp slaps sharni around a bit with a large trout
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39:48 <disp> simmy
39:59 <disp> ®.®
40:54 <disp> tisk is gay
41:09 <disp> lolzz
44:57 <disp> tisky fucked his uncle
45:00 <disp> lolzzzzz
46:20 <disp> hobbo
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46:30 <President_Trump> loololollllllllllllllllllllllll
46:35 <disp> faggingham
46:45 <President_Trump> tisk clone
46:54 <President_Trump> tisk brain clone
46:57 <disp> bumjack
46:57 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
47:14 <President_Trump> disp fried like tisk
47:34 <disp> bullshit
47:43 <disp> ur uncle
47:54 <disp> is gay
48:00 <disp> lolollllll
48:24 <disp> poofter
48:41 <disp> pooter gutz named President_Trump
49:11 <hobbo> !quote
49:11 <Herb_Dean> [20646] J. [23:49] <ladifingda> Darren and i are not dating
49:14 <Herb_Dean> [20646] O. [23:51] <@officeworks> and that makes it ok to rub it in my face?
49:29 <disp> lolzzzzzzz
49:35 <disp> !quote
49:35 <Herb_Dean> [13720] J. [23:24] <ladifingda> what reputation?!
49:38 <Herb_Dean> [13720] O. [23:26] <@officeworks> you played me and I poured my heart out to you... look what you did to it!
49:45 <disp> LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
50:08 <disp> bumjacked him
51:13 Quit: SubjectNull ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
51:24 <disp> !quote
51:25 <Herb_Dean> [61947] J. [23:39] <ladifingda> i don't have a boyfriend David
51:28 <Herb_Dean> [61947] O. [23:47] <@officeworks> Sure you dont.
51:32 <tisk> where u getting those logs
51:34 <disp> lolzzzzzzzzzz
51:55 <disp> tisky
51:59 <disp> u got sperm in ur butt
52:01 <disp> ??
52:05 <tisk> no
52:08 <tisk> fuck that
52:11 <disp> lolzzz
52:21 <disp> u cop beating
52:21 <disp> ?
52:30 <tisk> for not fucken reason
52:32 <tisk> no
52:35 <tisk> sucks
52:49 <disp> sux
53:00 <disp> got any weed to numb pain
53:26 <tisk> no
53:35 <disp> dam
53:39 <disp> wine
53:45 <disp> u got wine
53:45 <tisk> yep
54:13 <disp> drink wine
54:57 <disp> drink it with orange juice bruv
56:39 <disp> u drinkin tisk
10:39 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v damian
13:42 <steven_> lololol
13:55 <steven_> i didnt see
14:02 <steven_> so ill be back soon
14:09 <steven_> i seen ruined
14:11 <steven_> lolololol
14:15 <steven_> thats all
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17:12 <dimaa> i actaully went to the bottle shop today
17:34 <BlackDevil> fire kills 21 patients at Russian home for people with mental illness
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19:37 <steven_> mp3 [a: music / s: pia mia - do it again ft. chris brown, tyga] [/128kbps]
19:56 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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20:02 <steven_> mp3 [a: music / s: robin schulz - headlights [feat. ilsey] [official video]] [/128kbps]
20:34 <steven_> someone find me a link for the ufc
20:34 <steven_> plz
20:35 <steven_> !
21:54 <BlackDevil> steven_
21:57 <BlackDevil> KNOCK OUT
22:04 <BlackDevil> <3
22:07 <hobbo> dimaa what did you get?
22:11 <hobbo> fuck off BlackDevil you pedo cunt
23:32 <dimaa> hobbo: just some melb bitter
23:40 <steven_> fuck u
23:42 <steven_> hahah
24:16 <hobbo> melb bitter is good beer
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26:26 <hobbo> pollock is back for more
26:29 <hobbo> !quote
26:29 <Herb_Dean> [15743] J. [23:47] <ladifingda> i am single
26:32 <Herb_Dean> [15743] O. [23:48] <@officeworks> Darren seems to think he's the one... and here I was letting you know many times I love the snow and wanted to take you there.. then you and him go up there and have your little makeout session.. great fun.. get online and rub it in my face
27:20 <dimaa> yea i quite like it
27:37 <dimaa> that or the vic bitter, but im partial to the melb
27:49 <dimaa> 750ml long necks
27:53 <dimaa> good shit
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30:50 <hobbo> yeh its what i drink man
30:53 <hobbo> vb longies
30:57 <hobbo> good beer
31:00 <hobbo> good ^%
31:04 <hobbo> they are just above melb
31:15 <hobbo> almost the same but melb has more crisp
31:18 <hobbo> high class melb
31:30 <hobbo> tooheys new i use to drink but find it not as sexy as vb
31:33 <hobbo> coopers green is good
31:37 <hobbo> red is brutal
31:54 <dimaa> yeah the coop green is decent
31:58 <hobbo> red bitter is also ok and i think cheapest aussie longneck that isnt pedo size
32:13 <hobbo> red bitters, its full bum beer, but its good try it
32:18 <dimaa> what defines a pedo size lol
32:22 <hobbo> crown lager you might like
32:27 <hobbo> but they changed the recipe
32:39 <hobbo> pedo size is like 650ml longnecks
32:43 <hobbo> or 330ml bottles
32:49 <dimaa> aww i see
32:50 <hobbo> they skimp on the size
32:52 <hobbo> like european
32:54 <hobbo> asian
32:56 <hobbo> and teds
32:59 <hobbo> tooheys extra dry
33:05 <hobbo> drink for pollocks or weird girls
33:11 <hobbo> like xxxx
33:13 <hobbo> jew beer
33:29 <dimaa> us americans do 40 oz bottles
33:47 <dimaa> something like 1100ml i think
34:21 <dimaa> Olde English, Mickeys
34:29 <dimaa> that malt liquor
35:28 <hobbo> yeh thats the shit
36:04 <dimaa> fucks you up man
36:23 <hobbo> i bet
36:41 <hobbo> we had some 40oz afew years ago at liquorland
36:44 <dimaa> sitting there, half way through and u lok at the bottle like "FUuuuuu"
36:45 <hobbo> was budweiser
36:49 <hobbo> but was short lived
36:51 <tisk> lol pollock
36:51 <hobbo> never got to try it
36:57 <tisk> lols dumb cunt
37:02 <dimaa> bud is garbage
37:07 <hobbo> yeh its crap
37:08 <dimaa> yuck
37:09 <tisk> david polecock
37:13 <tisk> lols
37:28 <tisk> dave holecock
37:36 <tisk> wholecock
37:38 <hobbo> LOL
37:40 <tisk> up pollocks
37:41 <tisk> butt
37:48 <tisk> lols
37:50 <dimaa> hey ticks
37:53 <dimaa> errr
37:53 <tisk> hi
37:54 <dimaa> tisk:
37:56 <dimaa> lo
38:00 <dimaa> how u doing man
38:11 <tisk> alright u
38:17 <dimaa> little faded
38:19 <hobbo> tisk you found weed yet?
38:24 <dimaa> UGH
38:28 <dimaa> i need some weed
38:36 <dimaa> STILL
38:42 <tisk> i do too but got no money
38:44 <tisk> lols
38:51 <dimaa> i got money
39:16 <hobbo> tisk get some weed
39:17 <hobbo> borrow
39:21 <hobbo> cant u do that?
39:42 <tisk> nup
39:43 <BlackDevil> hey joel http://i.4cdn.org/b/1449988639663.gif
40:10 <sharni> Omfg
40:15 <dimaa> BlackDevil im going to vomit
40:17 <sharni> I'm never clicking links again
40:19 <dimaa> thanks asshole
40:24 <dimaa> :D
40:37 <hobbo> dont click his links
40:55 <dimaa> i should have known better, its a 4chan CDN link
40:56 <dimaa> lo
41:05 <dimaa> im downloading that though for my friend.......
41:06 <dimaa> lalala
41:30 <hobbo> lol
41:33 <hobbo> BlackDevil has issues
41:39 <hobbo> he's in good place on austnet
41:43 <hobbo> all females are that chick in that pic
41:47 * tisk clicks sharni's link
41:49 <tisk> :P
42:50 <dimaa> i just sent him the link
42:51 <dimaa> lol
44:27 <sharni> That's hawt
47:07 <dimaa> any of you guys like prank calls?
47:15 <dimaa> or heard of prankcall nation
49:04 <tisk> piss national
49:05 <tisk> lols
49:08 <tisk> rofl
51:09 <steven_> https://vine.co/v/iZPULgeIMOi
52:11 <tisk> steven_ i just saw that on fb
52:13 <tisk> lols
52:27 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl64QwUgTKM
52:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ariana Grande and Michael Buble Sing Death Metal for Christmas (Dec 12, 2015) Length: 2:09 - Category: Music - 41 views views - 4 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
52:47 <dimaa> thats what happens when you fight for a living man. your brain is overly sensitive
53:01 <dimaa> tap. K.O.!!!!!
53:12 <dimaa> ding. K.O.!!!!
53:26 <dimaa> pat on back K.O.!!!!!!
03:19 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v damian
09:38 <steven_> fuck that was a big card
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33:32 <dimaa> que
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33:48 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nate
34:45 <nate> omg an agist
34:52 <nate> ageAGST
34:57 <nate> AGEGASP
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54:08 <disp> lolz
54:12 <disp> !quote
54:12 <Herb_Dean> [49575] J. [23:26] <ladifingda> i don't know how many times i have to tell you but if i did apparently 'play' you
54:15 <Herb_Dean> [49575] O. [23:27] <@officeworks> You keep saying that.. but your actions speak louder.
54:21 <disp> lolz
56:14 <nate> isnt oskar both those nicks ;D
56:14 <tisk> where did u get those logs
56:17 <tisk> ???
56:40 <nate> jen is off on another network getting dick tisk
56:45 <tisk> !qoute
56:46 <nate> undernet or something
56:49 <tisk> k
56:51 <tisk> lols
58:58 <tisk> coffee lol
00:58 <disp> lick tisks balls
01:02 <disp> go on nate
01:07 <disp> lick tisks balls
01:28 <disp> suk his ballz
02:53 <disp> give him a rimjob
03:11 <disp> give tisky a rimming
03:20 <disp> lololololol
07:13 <hobbo> !quote
07:13 <Herb_Dean> [37953] J. [23:26] <ladifingda> i don't know how many times i have to tell you but if i did apparently 'play' you
07:17 <Herb_Dean> [37953] O. [23:27] <@officeworks> You keep saying that.. but your actions speak louder.
10:55 <nate> tisk has juicy balls
11:03 <nate> i will share them with u disp
14:30 <President_Trump> !ranga
14:30 <Herb_Dean> [17453]
14:33 <Herb_Dean> [17453] Q: Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?
15:06 <nate> !trump
15:13 <President_Trump> !ranga
15:14 <Herb_Dean> [73155] Q. What's the only thing redheads drink?
15:15 <xm> !racist
15:17 <Herb_Dean> [73155] A. Ginger Ale.
15:22 <President_Trump> !nigger
15:34 <nate> !babygirl
15:43 <President_Trump> !seen jenspussy
15:44 <nate> ohh so hot!
20:43 <slinky_J> well my dinner is ready, now to watch a snuff film and eat
20:52 <slinky_J> think i'll watch the young black gay man this time
20:56 <slinky_J> snuff film
22:30 <slinky_J> good old racism debate on abc
26:01 <hobbo> slinky_J
26:04 <hobbo> what snuff?
26:09 <President_Trump> you should watch tiggers top 10 movies slinky_J
26:43 <President_Trump> you would be into that sort of 'arty' rubbish
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29:46 <hobbo> nah slinky_J wouldnt like most of them man
29:51 <hobbo> slinky_J likes some good stuff
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40:42 <slinky_J> "arty" fubbish
40:53 <slinky_J> fubbish
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56:12 <Abortion> Well, I'm back from Melbourne
56:28 <Abortion> I don't know how, but I can do the drive alright
58:21 <Abortion> I wonder if I got any speeding fines
58:26 <Abortion> I was a little loose with my speed
58:42 <Abortion> of course most of my overtakes were pretty dodgy
59:02 <Abortion> fastest one I did was reaching 160km/h to get past two distantly spaced vehicles
59:34 <President_Trump> where from?
00:17 <Abortion> uh, I said I got back from melbourne
00:30 <President_Trump> where to
00:32 <President_Trump> oh adelaide
00:35 <President_Trump> lol
00:36 <Abortion> home
00:44 <President_Trump> ratwood territory
01:20 <Abortion> hardly, he doesn't own all of adelaide
04:39 <hobbo> he went to see jen
04:45 <hobbo> jens pussy
04:51 <Abortion> lol k
04:53 <hobbo> ratwoods a houso
04:58 <hobbo> he lives in a shit hole
05:04 <Abortion> jens the only person in melbourne
05:13 <hobbo> pretty much that you know yep
05:19 <hobbo> and you are her mate and talk to her
05:23 <Abortion> uh sure
05:28 <hobbo> plus you are a big enough despo loser to fuck her
05:43 <Abortion> you're not seeing the flaw here?
06:29 <hobbo> nope
06:37 <Abortion> I won't press you then
06:46 <hobbo> ok
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15:05 <nate> steven
15:13 <nate> how many hottie gamers u playin with
15:25 <nate> 1. sharni
15:35 <nate> 2. dimaa
15:41 <nate> 3. sfx?
15:45 <nate> YEAAAAH!
15:49 <sharni> Wah
16:14 <nate> hi sharni using your sexy powers for good or evil :)
16:33 <sharni> Don't have any sexy powers
16:43 <nate> all women have sexy powers
16:49 <nate> some larger than others
17:07 <nate> get ya swag on
17:32 <Abortion> >euphemism for boobs
19:26 <nate> package Abortion!
19:29 <nate> da package!
19:39 <nate> flash it:)
23:48 <nate> http://i2.wp.com/bizymommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/bubble-bath.jpg?resize=500%2C382
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45:51 Mode: (by steven_) +o bios
46:01 Mode: (by steven_) +o damian
46:13 <bios> mmmmmm
46:43 <thestig> mmmmmmmmmm
13:24 <dimaa> que
13:28 <dimaa> i was pinged
13:44 <dimaa> oh nate is gone
15:05 <thestig> dimaa
15:25 <dimaa> si
15:26 <dimaa> que
15:55 <thestig> come stai
16:04 <tisk> im passed out if anyone comes to door
16:05 <tisk> lol
16:20 <dimaa> thestig: i dont unserstand
16:32 <dimaa> tisk: you clearly arent as you are tpying in channel
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16:39 <thestig> lol
16:43 <tisk> yeah but this is not my door
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16:55 <tisk> wanted weed b4
17:01 <tisk> now i think fuck that
17:02 <thestig> tisk got bashed cause he owed people money
17:05 <tisk> no
17:08 <thestig> not cause a chick openeed the door
17:15 <tisk> i owed noone money
17:19 * dimaa kicks in tisk's door
17:46 <richard> does tisk have a black eye and broken ribs and broken arm?
17:56 <tisk> no
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39:06 <steven_> why so many people use ircloud
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42:24 Mode: (by steven_) +o Herb_Dean
42:28 <steven_> !joke
42:28 <Herb_Dean> [30211] Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
42:31 <Herb_Dean> [30211] A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
44:33 <Herb_Dean> .
48:49 <xm> lmao
49:15 <xm> but you can pick up chicks with them ;'
50:13 <steven_> !joke
50:13 <Herb_Dean> [29488] Q. How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
50:16 <Herb_Dean> [29488] A. The best ones squirt when you eat them.
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51:42 <DoC> LOL @ topic
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26:40 <steven_> hiiii
26:56 <sharni> Hey
27:15 <steven_> sup
27:25 <sharni> COD
27:28 <sharni> Wbu
29:09 <steven_> afer a smoke da same
29:14 <steven_> da same da same
29:33 <sharni> Oh yea
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53:56 <Yeomans> HEY MATES
54:26 <dookie> lol
54:28 <dookie> Yeomans
54:33 <Yeomans> lol
54:36 <Yeomans> dookie
54:44 <dookie> whats going on Yeomans
54:47 <dookie> long time
54:52 <Yeomans> hello
55:37 <Yeomans> do i know you
55:58 <dookie> not really no
56:22 <Yeomans> ???
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59:13 <dookie> WinterFox how goes it
59:21 <Yeomans> WinterFox
59:23 <Yeomans> long time
59:32 <WinterFox> Yeomans, Huh?
59:43 <Yeomans> WinterFox
59:44 <Yeomans> long time
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