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00:54 <amelia> infinitycat
01:29 <HarveyNorman> lol
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12:34 Mode: (by steven_) +oo ^pHANTOM^ amelia
13:39 <+^pHANTOM^> ta
13:43 * HarveyNorman slaps ^pHANTOM^ around a bit with a large trout
13:57 <+^pHANTOM^> sup?
14:04 <steven_> nuffin
14:07 <steven_> chilling
14:23 <HarveyNorman> ^pHANTOM^ unban me
22:54 <President_Trump> !random anotherirc3r
22:54 <Herb_Dean> [45920] T: 21:02:19 <anotherirc3r> you broke it
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48:12 <sik> so bored
48:17 <sik> noone is a human
48:30 <sik> only me
49:57 <harjep> who are we then?
50:09 <sik> cunts that fuck other ppl cuase your stupid
50:27 <harjep> right
50:35 <harjep> please elaborate
50:57 <sik> why
51:05 <sik> then u would know why ur stupid
51:16 <sik> and would fuck me just to use it against me
52:14 <harjep> why would I fuck u?
52:28 <sik> no one will
52:37 <sik> thats why theyre stupid
52:42 <harjep> right
52:44 <sik> yep
52:46 <harjep> what about your dad?
52:57 <sik> he is very stupid
53:14 <sik> harjep i fucked ya mum
53:19 <sik> cause ur stupid
53:23 <harjep> lol
53:28 <sik> lols
53:29 <harjep> cant you get a prostitute
53:32 <sik> nah
53:38 <sik> cause thats disgusting
53:41 <harjep> why?
53:48 <sik> cause it just is
54:27 <President_Trump> sik only has sex with male prostitutes
54:38 <President_Trump> why?
54:40 <President_Trump> coz hes gay
54:41 <sik> i dont have sex with any one
54:55 <sik> cause theyre stupid
55:53 <harjep> why?
55:59 <sik> youre all stupid end of story
56:21 <sik> i am mental but youre stupid
56:23 <sik> !
56:37 <President_Trump> sik pollock is going to ahve sex with you
56:40 <President_Trump> by force
56:41 <sik> i think to much stupid shit from listening to you stupid shit
56:47 <President_Trump> one night when you are sleeping pollock will rape you
57:10 <sik> fuck
57:11 <sik> man
57:20 <sik> why can i find someone that has a brain
57:22 <sik> cant
57:24 <sik> fuck
57:24 Kick: sik was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
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57:35 <sik> stupid
57:37 <sik> fucken bot
57:43 <sik> its all fucken stupid
58:17 <sik> i only live in hope i see stupid again
58:38 <President_Trump> what will you do tomorrow sik?
58:39 <sik> or else i wouldnt eat
58:45 <sik> open my door
58:52 <sik> actually i only live for my catr
58:53 <sik> cat
59:04 <sik> it needed a sik owner
59:17 <sik> cause its not stupid
59:43 <sik> it dont run away
59:47 <sik> cause its not stupid
59:47 Kick: sik was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
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59:51 <sik> stupid bot
00:21 <sik> i gonna die from stupidity poisoning
00:37 <sik> lets smoke heavymetals
00:41 <sik> get high on ice
00:43 <sik> lols
00:53 <sik> lose our feet when we are 50
00:57 <sik> lols
00:58 <harjep> from what?
01:00 <sik> maybe a had
01:08 <sik> ice is full of heavy metals
01:15 <sik> u get blood cancer
01:17 <sik> lols
01:24 <sik> stupid fucks
01:38 <harjep> well i guess i got blood cancer then
02:02 <harjep> im still not a virgin
02:09 <sik> so
02:14 <harjep> and i dont fuck my cat
02:17 <sik> thats cause youre stupid
02:24 <sik> thats stupid
02:25 <harjep> you are 35 and virgin
02:27 <sik> how can u fuck a cat
02:31 <harjep> im almost 10 years younger than u LOL
02:41 <sik> so
02:43 <harjep> its ok i fuck cats too
02:49 <sik> wtf
02:51 <harjep> there is a nice one across the road
02:53 <harjep> black and white
02:59 <harjep> always comes to say hello
03:04 <harjep> im going to fuck it soon
03:11 <President_Trump> do you have sex with niggers from guinea like sik does?
03:15 <harjep> yes
03:28 <harjep> im seeing one at the moment his name is sockize
03:36 <sik> theres like nothing to do
03:42 <harjep> sik you could read a book
03:46 <sik> nah
03:50 <sik> i want fuck someone
03:56 <sik> but it sucks
03:57 <sik> i cant
04:00 <sik> its stupid
04:33 <sik> its like
04:34 <sik> wtf
04:55 <sik> my brain will explode one day
04:56 <President_Trump> why dont you make a video for us
04:59 <sik> no
05:13 <sik> cause thats stupid
05:17 <harjep> you should make a wank video
05:19 <harjep> like pieter did
05:26 <sik> lols no
05:31 <harjep> pieter made a video
05:44 <harjep> i called it Pieters Wank Video
05:49 <harjep> stebie had it on zline for awhile
05:58 <harjep> when it brought much shame to the de bruyhan faggots
06:44 <sik> like a woman will fuck a person gives them drugs that could kill them
06:51 <sik> but wont fuck me
06:55 <sik> cause they are stupid
07:08 <sik> end of story
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08:30 <sik> nate
08:34 <sik> this is just stupid
08:40 <nate> yeah bae
08:47 <nate> wot is ;D
08:52 <harjep> sik you could get a fuck
08:55 <harjep> you could have had jen
09:02 <harjep> but something happened
09:14 <harjep> sik there are girls out there worse than jen
09:56 <nate> harjep like?
10:00 <nate> barbie
10:02 <sik> thats stupid
10:21 <sik> i told jen off cause she thought its better to rent then own a place
10:31 <sik> which is stupid
10:52 <President_Trump> jen cant afford a house
11:03 <nate> sik do u have a house or a unit ;L
11:08 <sik> unit
11:11 <sik> but i own it
11:16 <nate> cool
11:18 <harjep> jen is an idiot man
11:22 <sik> so i dont pay 200$ week
11:23 <nate> hows the neighbours
11:23 <harjep> dont pay attention to her sik
11:28 <sik> to some other cunt
11:32 <harjep> you are more of a man than darren and pollock are
11:38 <harjep> you handled that situation with her very well
11:52 <harjep> those 2 cunts basically went mental
11:54 <harjep> you just brushed it off
12:17 <sik> thats cause im not stupid
12:27 <sik> and love a lesbian
13:00 <sik> nah
13:05 <sik> thats stupid
13:44 <sik> think some of my neighbours stalk me from irc
13:51 <sik> cause theyre stupid
14:19 <harjep> i doubt it man
14:28 <harjep> do your neighbours know you use irc?
14:39 <sik> the stupid one does
14:49 <sik> his stupid gf
14:51 <sik> too
14:53 <sik> is stupid
15:08 <sik> over this shit
15:11 <sik> its stupid
16:14 <+amelia> http://imgur.com/1MB6ug9
16:25 <+amelia> look @ de pretty sunset we watched tonight
16:46 <sik> thats not stupid
16:49 <sik> thats god
16:56 <sik> looks nice
17:15 <harjep> nice hun
17:22 <+amelia> i wanna sit on the pole like de seagull
17:27 <sik> lols
17:36 <+amelia> he looks so happy up there
17:38 <sik> i want a bird on my pole
17:45 <sik> lols
18:42 <President_Trump> where is the nh verification?
19:13 <sik> amelia missed my last dance video
19:20 <sik> i did 720 spin
19:23 <President_Trump> where is it?
19:24 <sik> on my heel
19:25 <President_Trump> i havent seen it
19:27 <+amelia> wowsers bowsers
19:28 <sik> lols
19:32 <+amelia> post it for me Christopher
19:45 <sik> its 50 meg takes ages
19:52 <+amelia> do it
21:47 <sik> kk it will be on fb
21:52 <sik> in like 15 mins
22:18 <sik> sockzie just sits watching
22:20 <sik> lols
23:14 <+amelia> dat sockzie
25:06 <harjep> amelia u can come here
25:08 <harjep> show u videos
25:23 <+amelia> thanks babes
25:34 <harjep> sik would you watch porn with amelia?
27:09 <+amelia> no
27:17 <+xM> which beach was that amelia
27:22 <+amelia> we would watch christmas movies
27:27 <+amelia> Scarborough
28:05 <+xM> do you take your time to get the 'right' shot?
28:33 <+amelia> nuh we jus sat there chillin den boom
28:49 <+amelia> its such a pretty spot at that time, impossible to get wrong shot
28:53 <harjep> what christmas movies
29:08 <harjep> amelia we have places just like that over here in nsw
29:29 <+xM> seagul on pole, seagull flying, a couple on the shore. NiCe oNe
29:31 <+amelia> wots Syd weather like in March
29:39 <+amelia> yah poifect aint it
29:40 <President_Trump> its not march
29:48 <+xM> sun on the horizon
29:50 <nate> sik u nude?
30:06 <+amelia> i realise its not march
30:11 <+xM> lmaooooo
30:14 <+amelia> fanks Calendae Guy
30:23 <nate> nudity sik
30:29 <+xM> amelia, you dont live in Sydney
30:39 <harjep> amelia it can be 40 degrees in march
30:39 <nate> drumstick time
30:41 <harjep> it depends
30:43 <harjep> but its usually nice
30:45 <+amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA frankeh
30:48 <harjep> autumn is great
31:00 <harjep> its usually nice u can still swim at times
31:13 <+amelia> hope so
31:15 <+xM> im going melby, and got a million rellies to give me free accomo
31:22 <nate> where is plivent!
31:28 <nate> i need a eyebrow pick me up
31:32 <harjep> im here
31:43 <nate> why hello
31:44 <+amelia> i didnt realise the 7th March was a public holiday
31:46 <nate> YEaah!
31:51 <harjep> hello
31:56 <harjep> public holiday?
31:57 <+xM> maybe i should meet up with tisk and see him perform live
31:58 <harjep> not here it isnt
32:07 <+amelia> o otay
32:15 <+amelia> is here
32:19 <harjep> only public holidays in march are easter
32:34 <+amelia> 28th
33:02 <harjep> no
33:04 <harjep> 25th
33:10 <+amelia> and 28th
33:14 <harjep> nope
33:17 <+amelia> easter mondat
33:19 <harjep> 25th
33:20 <harjep> 26th
33:24 <harjep> 27th
33:25 <harjep> 28th
33:27 <+amelia> easter monday 28th
33:39 <harjep> tall those days are public holidays
33:42 <harjep> but u dont have it in perth
33:44 <harjep> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
33:51 <+amelia> yes we do
33:54 <harjep> no u dont
33:58 <+amelia> we do
34:07 <harjep> 26th and 27th ar enot public holidays
34:10 <harjep> hun
34:16 <+amelia> they sat and sun
34:25 <+amelia> we have fri and mon pub hols
34:31 <harjep> yes hun
34:33 <harjep> we have fri sat sun mon
34:43 <harjep> so if u come here for easter u will understand life in the real world
34:54 <harjep> nobody cares about perth only ppl from perth
35:02 <+amelia> i wont be there for easter
35:05 <harjep> damn
35:06 <harjep> shame
35:12 <+amelia> i need to be back in time for church
35:15 <+xM> amelia will have trouble getting to sydney, because 30km from the CBD there's a big dome boundary. no one has been in or out
35:22 <+xM> we never lived da life outside
35:27 <harjep> church?
35:44 <harjep> amelia u can come to church here
35:46 <harjep> with me
35:50 <sik> stupid slow uploads
35:52 <sik> lols
35:52 <+xM> amelia is getting married !!!
35:57 <+amelia> ahahahahahahahaa
36:09 <+xM> sik, if i come to melby will you put on a show for me?
36:20 <sik> maybe
36:25 <sik> just get me drunk
36:37 <nate> he will bake u a Bud pie
37:13 <harjep> he will make you a heroin cupcake
37:21 <nate> u will be stoned and your mental processes will be slowed so tisk can go in for the kiss ;D
37:35 <nate> SNOG O CLOCK!
37:39 <sik> amelia
37:40 <sik> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1712132879022153
38:07 <+xM> thanks sik
38:13 <+xM> been looking forward to a tisk vid for ages
39:18 <+xM> you look like you've lost weight?
39:19 <+amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
39:32 <+amelia> dats bootiful Christopher
39:33 <nate> tisk looking fine!
39:39 <sik> lols
39:47 <+amelia> you are really really gud at rotating & kicking
39:51 <+xM> soz nate but i got a new man in my life!!!
40:09 <nate> upgrade xm to tisky
40:11 <harjep> sik you look like you been on ice mate
40:14 <nate> i dont blame ya ;P
40:19 <sik> nah
40:21 <sik> no ice
40:30 <sik> drinking not eating much
40:31 <+xM> you do look a bit more wasted
40:41 <sik> it was when i had black eyes
40:44 <+xM> i hope sockzie is still getting a feed
40:47 <sik> yep
40:50 <President_Trump> whens the last good meal you had sik?
40:55 <sik> lols
41:00 <President_Trump> and i dont mean a piece of bread and canola spread a good meal
41:01 <nate> was it at trumpys slumber party
41:03 <+xM> sockzie watching on the couch
41:04 <+xM> how cute
41:08 <harjep> sockzie is cool cat
41:13 <harjep> looks like cat across the road i want to fuck
41:16 <+xM> do you have pets harjep ?
41:19 <+xM> lmao
41:34 <harjep> no pets lol
41:39 <sik> i want fuck a chick across road
41:40 <nate> plivent puts a leach on his eyebrows and takes them for a walk
41:41 <President_Trump> sik what did you have for dinner tonight?
41:45 <harjep> i would like some fish
41:48 <harjep> i like fish
41:48 <harjep> tropical
41:51 <sik> lols
41:51 <+xM> watching this vid again and again
41:56 <+xM> love it how tisk does the warm up at the start
41:59 <sik> i like the 720 spins
42:00 <+xM> like focusss
42:04 <harjep> tisk you should come to a rave
42:08 <harjep> shame they dont exist anymore
42:18 <sik> lols
42:18 Kick: sik was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
42:21 Join: sik ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
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42:30 <harjep> things like defqon arnt raves
42:31 <President_Trump> sik should walk into a primary school and do that dance
42:32 <harjep> too many tryhards
42:35 <nate> is steven (sooky) awake
42:41 <sik> fuck off President_Trump
42:43 <+xM> y u callin him sooky
42:46 <nate> DAMN IT steven
43:18 <sik> if i had weed i would do big bong spin rip
43:19 <harjep> tisk is cool
43:20 <harjep> i like tisk
43:27 <harjep> sik go get weed
43:28 <nate> u like his body dont ya
43:29 <harjep> u want some?
43:34 <sik> i go no money
43:34 <nate> lean n mean
43:36 <harjep> im going to gippsland in afew days
43:39 <harjep> ill come by
43:43 <+amelia> sockzie on couch like ohh dis mother fucker dancin again
43:45 <harjep> i can get weed easy down vic
43:50 <harjep> my gfs dad is a major stoner
43:55 <harjep> ill bring u some gippsland weed tisk
43:59 <sik> lols
44:03 <harjep> im serious
44:07 <sik> k
44:08 <harjep> we go past noble park
44:12 <harjep> u can meet my gf
44:13 <harjep> she's cool
44:16 <harjep> not like jen
44:23 <harjep> she will love ur cat
44:27 <President_Trump> thats a good idea, sik he can give you the weed in exchange for sex
44:29 <harjep> she's obsessed with cats
44:31 <President_Trump> like we used to
44:40 <harjep> her 2 cats are strays
44:53 <harjep> sik if you want sex my gf will fuck u for 700
45:02 <harjep> get an advance D$P payment and she's urs
45:21 <sik> lol
45:24 <President_Trump> show her the dancing video and she will probably do it for free
45:33 <harjep> no that wont do it
45:42 <harjep> sik sometimes she says pisssssssssssssssssss
45:44 <sik> i can kick the door frame
45:49 <sik> that will do it
45:50 <harjep> kick the door frame
45:56 <harjep> that will do it man
45:58 <sik> come out of spin
46:02 <sik> and kick door frame
46:04 <sik> lols
46:04 <harjep> anyways sik give me ur number
46:06 <harjep> ill come see u
46:09 <sik> nah
46:11 <harjep> swear on my life man
46:15 <harjep> ill drop by
46:16 <sik> my number dont work
46:18 <harjep> bring u some beers too
46:36 <harjep> im not pollock i dont want to hurt u
46:45 <harjep> ill have a big bong sesh and drink with ya man
46:53 <harjep> we can logon to irc and talk to #nerdhacks
47:00 <sik> lols
47:14 <harjep> im serious ill come meet u
47:25 <harjep> train goes past noble park ill come see ya
47:29 <President_Trump> fuck yous orite
47:45 <sik> need coffee lols
48:26 <harjep> ill bring u coffee
48:31 <harjep> nescafe u like?
48:41 <+xM> what else?
48:52 <nate> bring him some eyelash curlers
49:12 <+xM> tisk with a bit of a make over we can make you the next justin bieber
49:17 <+xM> you can be the next yt sensation
49:26 <+xM> nate and amelia know heaps about make up
49:30 <+xM> they got tips to make you a star!!!
49:34 <nate> id rub oil into tisks balls no worries!
49:39 <sik> rofl
49:49 <nate> get them fired up
49:51 <+amelia> i can do your winged eyeliner Christopher
49:53 <nate> ready for a wife
50:04 <harjep> tisk
50:08 <harjep> u could get a girl man
50:10 <harjep> honest
50:24 <harjep> u aint obese like darren or pollock or dugnuts man
50:29 <harjep> u just fix urself up abit
50:30 <harjep> ur in
50:32 <nate> the key would be tisk, dont talk mate ;D
50:34 <President_Trump> tisk wants some new g-strings take some of them
50:35 <+amelia> dug not obese
50:40 <harjep> he is
50:45 <+xM> tisk needs to look unique, needs a gimmick. i suggest put on black and white make up to look like sockzie. kinda like KISS
50:48 <+xM> but sockzie
51:20 <nate> lol
51:51 <sik> so bored
51:53 <nate> xm then he can sleep on the road at midnight and chase other cats around
52:14 <+xM> dance with sockzie on cam like Figaro did with Giuseppe and Pinocchip
52:17 <harjep> yes
52:25 <+xM> Pinocchio*
52:26 <harjep> tisk you should let me come over
52:49 <+xM> i think plivent would be a great thing for tisk. pliv can life coach him to give him direction in his music, dancing and love life
52:59 <President_Trump> sik make a sex tape with harjep's gf then upload to facebook
53:10 <+xM> that is one quick way to become famous
53:24 <harjep> yes tisk
53:27 <harjep> i will show u
53:29 <+xM> sleep with a famous person (with or without their permission)
53:46 <harjep> fucking hell
53:53 <harjep> dont eat woolworths buffalo wings
53:55 <harjep> they are fucked
53:57 <sik> lols
54:04 <harjep> seriously i feel like ive got aids
54:23 <sik> in 2012 i chucked like 1000 times
54:26 <sik> lols
54:26 Kick: sik was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
54:28 Join: sik ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
54:28 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v sik
54:41 <President_Trump> are they the two for $13 ones?
54:49 <President_Trump> or is it $11
55:00 <harjep> ??
55:05 <harjep> nah i just got some from the deli man
55:10 <harjep> 10 wings
55:13 <harjep> cost me like 5.50
55:18 <harjep> well i didnt pay for it but yeh
55:24 <harjep> wont be getting them again
55:24 <President_Trump> oh they have some packed ones
55:27 <harjep> really salty
55:30 <President_Trump> i thought they werent too bad
55:32 <harjep> feel like aids
55:35 <harjep> the packed ones are good
55:37 <sik> waking up neighbours with my headphones
55:38 <sik> losl
55:47 <harjep> but i havnt had woolies ones only coles and they were good
55:53 <harjep> this shit is aids man
55:56 <harjep> def jens been there
55:58 <harjep> working in deli
58:01 Join: cherri_pie ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
58:01 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v cherri_pie
58:04 <sik> i wanta change my phone number but would cost me 55$
58:07 <sik> fucken cunts
58:19 <cherri_pie> wassup ners
58:28 <President_Trump> you just changed it sik
58:35 <sik> yeah i know
58:39 <cherri_pie> why do ppl type $ after a number
58:39 <sik> but like
58:46 <sik> cause i did
58:51 <cherri_pie> i saw a sign where the percentage was typed first
58:57 <cherri_pie> %100
59:09 <sik> i saw a lesbos pussy
59:12 <sik> i kissed it
59:19 <cherri_pie> thats incorrect anyway
59:27 <cherri_pie> should always follow afterwards
59:30 <cherri_pie> 100%
59:36 <cherri_pie> its been that way for centuries
00:03 <cherri_pie> has anyone seen plivent
00:05 <cherri_pie> errol
00:07 <cherri_pie> chucky
00:11 <cherri_pie> ???
00:34 <cherri_pie> sik what phone company are you with now
00:45 <cherri_pie> it should cost you money to change your number if theres porting available
00:57 <cherri_pie> porting allows you to keep your number and transfer it to another provider
01:24 <sik> hmmm
01:30 <cherri_pie> in that case all it would cost you is $2 for another sim and then pay the credit to recharge it
01:37 <sik> some one i know had to report yesterday to centrelink
01:45 <sik> when they normally get paid wenesday
01:55 <sik> hope i get paid today
02:43 <nate> cherri_pie ya boyfriend plivent is in channel confess your love
02:51 <harjep> cherri_pie
03:02 <harjep> you got some bitters?
03:30 <cherri_pie> hahah chucky its about time pal
03:33 <cherri_pie> where you been hiding
03:57 <cherri_pie> no bitters today, but had to get a slab of millers for xmas
04:08 <cherri_pie> almost was gonna buy bitters but i couldnt
04:20 <nate> millers u have an american friend ?
04:32 <cherri_pie> na its for the family for xmas, but its really good beer
04:44 <cherri_pie> not as good as the bitters, but close enough
05:19 <cherri_pie> millers genuine draught, not the lime stuff
05:47 <nate> ehh just wondering bout the american connection
05:50 <nate> dat is all :D
05:51 <nate> lol
05:57 <cherri_pie> millers has been around for a long time, its even better than budweiser which is german i think
06:12 <cherri_pie> all good nate
06:30 <cherri_pie> i drink alot of import beer so im always trying new ones
06:32 <nate> my drinking days are over, i am grown up now :L
06:36 <cherri_pie> same
06:37 <nate> or just old
06:39 <nate> lol
06:41 <cherri_pie> thats why i cant buy bitters haha
06:41 <harjep> im here
06:43 <harjep> i got bitters
06:47 <sik> dont drink and take olanzapine
06:49 <sik> lols
06:56 <cherri_pie> harjep go hard bro
07:05 <+xM> ey cherri_pie
07:13 <harjep> you drink import beer?
07:15 <cherri_pie> i promise when i get betters il come on and have a drink with you
07:16 <harjep> but u dont get bitters
07:18 <nate> xm u wanna taste cherri_pie
07:18 <harjep> or drinks
07:19 <cherri_pie> hey xm wassup
07:20 <harjep> when i tell u
07:24 <harjep> u drink that import dog shit
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07:30 <harjep> its bitters or nothing man
07:31 <+xM> cherri_pie, not that much. was watching a few conspiracy videos last night
07:33 <harjep> melb bitters
07:34 <harjep> vb
07:34 <+xM> getting back into this stuff
07:36 <harjep> thats it
07:41 <cherri_pie> haha i know harjep sorry bro, its for the family for xmas
07:44 <harjep> if ur desperate drink a tooheys new
07:44 <+amelia> cherri_pie can we see your photo pls friend
07:45 <cherri_pie> they cant handle the bitters
07:48 <harjep> or a coopers green
07:55 <cherri_pie> im male guys, in case anyone is wondering
08:00 <+xM> nate, i only want to taste natella ;'
08:06 <harjep> melb bitters better than vb
08:06 <nate> quick fuck me cherri_pie
08:10 <cherri_pie> i dont use facebook n stuff so i dont have pics
08:11 <harjep> i just drink vb because more %
08:19 <nate> lol
08:21 <harjep> i dont use facebook
08:25 <harjep> most ppl i know dont use it either
08:27 <cherri_pie> fakebook
08:29 <harjep> only lamers use it
08:32 <harjep> sad cunts who post shit
08:33 <cherri_pie> i know
08:35 <harjep> and talk rubbish
08:36 <+amelia> do you use a camera on your phone
08:37 <nate> cherri_pie, amelia is a GIRL, boy meets girl yay!
08:38 <cherri_pie> so true jarjep
08:43 <harjep> everytime u go on facebook u feel like killing yourself
08:45 <cherri_pie> i dont believe amelia is a girl
08:49 <harjep> i had it back in 2007
08:50 <cherri_pie> i spoke to her ages ago
08:51 <harjep> then i deleted it
08:54 <harjep> couldnt stand it
08:59 <harjep> i dont liek girls who use it either
08:59 <cherri_pie> yeh true harjep you should see those ppl on there
09:03 <harjep> my ex was obsessed with it
09:05 <cherri_pie> they argue about the dumbest shit
09:06 <harjep> literally obsessed
09:07 <nate> shes a fuckin girl, push her penis aside cherri_pie!
09:09 <harjep> "omg they said this on fb"
09:11 <+amelia> AHAHAHA
09:12 <cherri_pie> and they are all obsessed
09:17 <cherri_pie> yeh thats it
09:18 <harjep> "omg they send me angry pm"
09:21 <harjep> "fuck they keep poking me"
09:27 <harjep> my gf now doesnt use it
09:28 <+amelia> who told you my secret i not a female
09:30 <harjep> which is good
09:32 <cherri_pie> i swear you want to start an argument on fb all you have to do is write one comment
09:41 <cherri_pie> then you have a million fuck heads whinging and sooking over nothing
09:41 <harjep> ive had afew flings over the last few years all those sluts had fb
09:47 <harjep> thats why i never gave a shit about them
09:49 <harjep> always on fb
09:52 <cherri_pie> bunch of fake cunts on there if you ask me
09:54 <harjep> instead of sucking my cock
09:57 <harjep> or drinking bitters with me
10:02 <cherri_pie> im not posting my shit for trolls
10:09 <cherri_pie> for ppl to know shit about me gtfo
10:16 <cherri_pie> thats for nobodys
10:26 <harjep> "ohh i gotta go on fb to see my friend her pics from last night
10:27 <+amelia> we are friends
10:30 <harjep> omg gotta see itttttttttttttttttt
10:31 <sik> im dying
10:31 <cherri_pie> lolll true
10:34 <nate> id like some cherri_pie tho, shh dont tell cherri_pie
10:35 <sik> cbf
10:43 <cherri_pie> im male nate you fagget
10:44 <harjep> cherri_pie post urself
10:49 <cherri_pie> na bro
10:51 <sik> my head pulses sometimes
10:52 <harjep> i post myself
10:53 <cherri_pie> no way
10:54 <+amelia> is cherri_pie tall dark n handsome
10:57 <sik> like my brain
11:01 <nate> cheezz, just kisses wont hurt :P
11:04 <harjep> sik post himself
11:05 <President_Trump> nate hitting on cherri_pie? lloololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
11:06 <harjep> amelia post herself
11:07 <sik> then i have to shake my head
11:07 <cherri_pie> no im not handsome im here arent i
11:09 <harjep> nate post herself
11:11 <harjep> <3
11:13 <cherri_pie> if i had chicks i wouldnt be here
11:16 <+amelia> AHAHAHAA nate post herself
11:17 <harjep> yeh u would
11:23 <harjep> i got a gf i still use irc
11:26 <nate> trump i will get u!
11:27 <cherri_pie> alot of gays on here too
11:29 <nate> lolol
11:33 <harjep> yeh lots of gays
11:33 <cherri_pie> i dont mind gays
11:38 <cherri_pie> but fuck off nate
11:39 <harjep> steven_ is gay
11:47 <+xM> lol cherri_pie must be perceptive. everyone else thinks amelia is female
11:49 <cherri_pie> bull is he really?
11:52 <harjep> nah nate isnt gay man
11:54 <harjep> steven_ is
11:55 <harjep> yeh
11:56 <+xM> but yeah, he's a male
11:58 <harjep> steven_'s homo
12:01 <cherri_pie> na i was onto that ages ago xm, amelia sent me the fakest pic
12:03 <harjep> has coon bf
12:08 <+xM> what was the pic of?
12:08 <cherri_pie> i knew straight away it was bullshit
12:12 <harjep> amelia is hot
12:15 <nate> i wanna be gay, i will kiss steven to make sure
12:15 <cherri_pie> some blonde chick at a festival
12:17 <harjep> she's only good chick left on here
12:19 <cherri_pie> with a can of coke or something
12:21 <harjep> all the rest are fucked
12:23 <harjep> fat and ugly
12:25 <harjep> and retarded
12:33 <cherri_pie> i dunno harjep i dont believe its really a girl
12:37 <harjep> it is
12:38 <+amelia> blonde chick with coke
12:39 <harjep> ive spoken to her
12:41 <cherri_pie> how many hot girls do you know that still come on here
12:44 <cherri_pie> lolll
12:45 <harjep> none
12:48 <harjep> but amelia is good looking
12:50 <+amelia> i dun drink coke
12:51 <cherri_pie> thats how i figured
12:56 <harjep> i spoken to her cherri_pie
12:58 <harjep> honestly
13:01 <cherri_pie> if you spoke to her i duno harjep
13:03 <harjep> she calls me up sometimes
13:07 <harjep> to talk about life
13:08 <cherri_pie> she could of bait n switched you bro
13:10 <harjep> ask her urself
13:11 <+xM> oh that pic? i looked at its meta data and it originates from the USA and in the 70s
13:16 <+xM> amelia exposed
13:17 <cherri_pie> might not be her real pic
13:20 <harjep> its her
13:31 <cherri_pie> haha xm true, im skeptical
13:38 <harjep> she has a nice voice too
13:41 <cherri_pie> i dont believe its her real pic or if shes even a girl
13:41 <harjep> sounds young
13:45 <cherri_pie> hmmm
13:48 <harjep> man she os
13:51 <harjep> ive spoken to her
13:54 <harjep> ask her urself
13:56 <cherri_pie> well harjep knows his stuff
13:59 <cherri_pie> so im confused now
14:04 <harjep> she's not fake
14:06 <cherri_pie> what would a hot chick be doing here tho i dont get it
14:12 <harjep> lonely
14:17 <cherri_pie> i could think of a million things to do if i was hot
14:18 <harjep> got no friends or no cocks
14:23 <cherri_pie> besides come on here and talk to mentals
14:36 <harjep> well not e veryone here is mental
14:37 <cherri_pie> bro girls like that arent lonely and they can get cock no worries loll
14:44 <harjep> nah not all can
14:46 <cherri_pie> they got 100 guys
14:49 <harjep> thats why jen came here
14:52 <harjep> but jens not hot
14:56 <cherri_pie> jen is a whackjob tho
14:57 <DoC> LOLOL
15:16 <cherri_pie> and shes only decent when compared to other chicks on here loll
15:17 <President_Trump> jen came here to get pollock
15:22 <harjep> lol
15:25 <cherri_pie> put it this way
15:35 <harjep> yeh but amelia isnt jen
15:37 <cherri_pie> jen is hot in the way that if you compared jen to bee_girl
15:39 <harjep> amelia has a job
15:42 <harjep> jen doesnt work
15:45 <harjep> jen just eats food
15:50 <harjep> and finds fat losers to fuck
15:51 <DoC> haha
15:58 <cherri_pie> i dunno
16:03 <cherri_pie> im still not conviced
16:04 <harjep> seriously c Herb_Dean
16:08 <sik> hhmmm
16:09 <harjep> cherri_pie
16:11 <harjep> give her ur number
16:13 <harjep> she might call u
16:17 <sik> something is missing
16:27 <sik> paper a letter i had on my desk
16:32 <cherri_pie> even if she called i wouldnt believe its her until i see her on cam
16:40 <DoC> fuck off sik
16:41 <harjep> then ask for her skype
16:44 <+amelia> cherri_pie do you want to chat about life
16:45 <harjep> ive skyped her
16:50 <cherri_pie> amelia have you got skype
16:54 <harjep> ive seen her
16:54 <cherri_pie> to prove your decent
16:56 <harjep> she's not fake
16:59 <DoC> Junkie ChrisMines
17:03 <cherri_pie> then you can delete me after idgaf
17:12 <harjep> dilligaf
17:19 <cherri_pie> ill ask her but if she doesnt wanna give it to me, not much i can do
17:25 <harjep> you could force her
17:33 <cherri_pie> loll too much effort bro
17:36 <harjep> nah
17:36 <sik> the letter the cops gave me
17:38 <harjep> easy with sluts like her
17:46 <cherri_pie> im already feeling shit after drama with some other bich
17:47 <sik> why would someone take that
17:47 <harjep> just force them
17:53 <harjep> fuck her
17:56 <cherri_pie> cbf lowering myself to force a bich
18:02 <harjep> its not lowering
18:06 <harjep> real women want to be dominated
18:11 <harjep> its female nature
18:13 <cherri_pie> amelia i do wanna chat about life if you wanna listen to me bich about a break up
18:17 <harjep> only a lesbian wont submit
18:19 <harjep> or a feminist
18:21 <cherri_pie> LOLL
18:22 <harjep> they all mental
18:28 <cherri_pie> true they are bad
18:30 <harjep> my ex gf was a feminist she was a fucking nutcase
18:34 <cherri_pie> that was funny
18:38 <harjep> my gf now if i tell her to do stuff she does it
18:40 <cherri_pie> yeh for sure they are
18:40 <harjep> never complains
18:47 <harjep> 'walk down the road buy me a case of bitters"
18:48 <harjep> ok
18:51 <cherri_pie> hahaha
18:51 <harjep> doesnt say a word
19:00 <harjep> ex gf would complain its too far to walk
19:06 <harjep> thats not a woman
19:10 <harjep> thats D$P recipient
19:14 <harjep> may aswell be pollock
19:17 <harjep> jens like that
19:20 <harjep> thats why she's fat
19:28 <harjep> doesnt go anywhere unless its public transport or a car
19:28 <cherri_pie> what about that shit the other night
19:37 <harjep> ohh thestig
19:38 <harjep> that cunt
19:40 <harjep> forget him
19:41 <sik> who would take my letter from cops
19:57 <harjep> he cant do shit he's some fucking loser from perth still lives with his mum
20:01 <cherri_pie> true
20:06 <cherri_pie> i was thinkin about killin that cunt today
20:09 <+thestig> lolll at plivent the pedo
20:10 <cherri_pie> better not catch him in melbs
20:12 <harjep> see
20:15 <harjep> <@thestig> lolll at plivent the pedo
20:16 <harjep> lurking
20:17 Kick: harjep was kicked by thestig (thestig)
20:21 <+thestig> lolllllllllll
20:21 Join: harjep ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:21 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v harjep
20:24 <harjep> pure sad cunt
20:26 <cherri_pie> what a fagget
20:27 <cherri_pie> i know
20:28 Kick: harjep was kicked by thestig (thestig)
20:30 Join: harjep ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:30 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v harjep
20:41 <harjep> :(
20:41 <sik> i know no body now
20:45 <cherri_pie> stink fuck off you gay cunt
20:46 <harjep> sik thestig is your new bf
20:56 Kick: cherri_pie was kicked by thestig (loll)
21:03 Join: cherri_pie ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
21:03 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v cherri_pie
21:04 <sik> someone took my letter from cops
21:15 <sik> some one is a theif
21:15 <harjep> what letter?
21:16 <nate> was it the fairys
21:19 <cherri_pie> which idiot gave this sad cunt ops i will never know
21:28 <cherri_pie> why do all the sad cunts with no life get opped
21:32 <+thestig> the guy than owns the chan
21:34 <harjep> its always the case
21:34 <sik> noone ever comes in again
21:38 <sik> and i mean it this time
21:38 <cherri_pie> true
21:41 <cherri_pie> thats why melb is fucked
21:43 Kick: cherri_pie was kicked by thestig (thestig)
21:48 Join: cherri_pie ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
21:48 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v cherri_pie
21:52 <harjep> its why the whole network is fucked
22:00 <cherri_pie> im surprised its still going
22:09 <harjep> its on its last legs
22:12 <cherri_pie> austnet has been around for over 10 years
22:14 <harjep> give it 2 years it will be dead
22:14 <cherri_pie> yeh i know huh
22:20 <cherri_pie> gonna cave any day now
22:20 <harjep> fully dead
22:24 <harjep> like 10 users max
22:28 <harjep> 1 of them will be pollock
22:31 <harjep> the other will be DoC
22:34 <cherri_pie> another server just died recently
22:36 <harjep> and prob serenity
22:38 <cherri_pie> icq chat
22:49 <cherri_pie> was a massive server going for like 5 yrs
22:54 <cherri_pie> and it just fully died recently
22:56 <harjep> DoCs cool but he parks his ass too far into irc
22:57 <cherri_pie> cant even log onto it anymore
23:01 <harjep> yeh its all dying
23:08 <harjep> even the big servers are all dying
23:11 <harjep> its all losers on them too
23:19 <cherri_pie> truee
23:22 <cherri_pie> no decent ppl
23:26 <harjep> finally they got a place in life to feel "accepted"
23:30 <cherri_pie> hahah yeh thats it
23:36 <cherri_pie> like simba
23:40 <harjep> LOL
23:41 <harjep> simba
23:44 <+amelia> cherri_pie photo
23:49 <+amelia> waiting
23:50 <harjep> he's good mate of thestig's
23:51 <cherri_pie> amelia i dont have photos
24:02 <cherri_pie> if you can prove your a chick il cam you or something
24:05 <+amelia> you must have 1
24:15 <cherri_pie> even if i did im not dumb enough to send it here
24:24 <harjep> send it
24:28 <harjep> wtf they gunna do with it
24:28 <cherri_pie> na bf bro
24:30 <harjep> wank over it
24:32 <harjep> thats about it
24:34 <nate> OOOOO a cum cam
24:34 <cherri_pie> haha yeh maybe
24:34 <+amelia> but we are very nice and will prob think you are pretty
24:41 <harjep> just post it
24:42 <cherri_pie> that winged angel cunt would pull over it
24:50 <+xM> tisk posted a vid of him wasted and dancing
24:52 <cherri_pie> amelia your probly a dude
24:54 <+xM> and all he heard was praise
24:57 <+xM> you'll be fine cherri_pie
24:57 <harjep> its not a dude
24:59 <harjep> its a chick
25:02 <+amelia> probably
25:04 <nate> amelia is a cool dude
25:05 <cherri_pie> iv had enough of dudes pretending to be chicks on here
25:07 <harjep> ive seen them and spoken to them
25:14 <harjep> who preteded to be a chick?
25:14 <+amelia> touch ma willy
25:14 <+xM> winged angel?
25:25 <cherri_pie> xm do you know winged angel
25:26 <harjep> cherri_pie im meeting amelia
25:28 <harjep> in afew months
25:30 <harjep> face to face
25:31 <+xM> no, i heard you mention them
25:33 <harjep> when she comes to sydney
25:35 <+amelia> TouCH Ma WiLLZ
25:39 <cherri_pie> haha sweep harjep your luck bro if shes real
25:42 <harjep> i am
25:43 <cherri_pie> pic i saw was dcent
25:45 <harjep> she is real
25:46 <sik> trippin
25:46 <nate> i spoke to winged angel he said stop being silly nate! ;D talk serious
25:54 <nate> im like nUp!
25:54 <harjep> im taking her to dinner
25:56 <harjep> and beach
25:56 <+xM> nate being serious????
25:58 <cherri_pie> nate your perfect for each other
25:59 <harjep> and afew other places
26:19 <sik> found it
26:23 <nate> im only serious about lifting weights lol
26:25 <+amelia> yah we are going for teppanyaki
26:25 <cherri_pie> actually
26:28 <sik> but it wasnt there when i looked
26:29 <nate> rest can get stuffed
26:32 <harjep> and crab
26:32 <cherri_pie> i think it was amsys pic that i saw
26:33 <sik> fried shit
26:34 <harjep> house of grabs
26:37 <harjep> amsy isnt hot man
26:38 <cherri_pie> is amelia amsy
26:41 <harjep> amelia rips on her
26:44 <harjep> no
26:47 <nate> is amsy sexy cherri_pie
26:48 <cherri_pie> it was one of them
26:52 <harjep> amsy is a stupid bipolar skank from finland
26:54 <nate> u wanna finger her bum
26:55 <harjep> who use to live in melb
26:56 <harjep> she's a loser
27:00 <harjep> amsy isnt amelia man
27:00 <cherri_pie> might of been amsy i dunno
27:09 <cherri_pie> some blonde chick, in that case i havent seen amelia then
27:11 <harjep> you prob spoke to mew
27:26 <cherri_pie> is amelia blonde
27:30 <nate> cherri_pie amelia is a yummie dude for sure
27:35 <harjep> yes
27:37 <harjep> amelia is blonde
27:40 <harjep> so is mew
27:43 <cherri_pie> hmm i dunno
27:47 <harjep> u prob spoke to mew
27:53 <cherri_pie> pretty sure it wasnt mew i remember the name start with A
27:54 <harjep> mew speaks like amelia sorta
27:58 <nate> and mew 2
28:00 <nate> lolol
28:01 <President_Trump> amelia is well hung
28:05 <cherri_pie> iv never spoken to amelia only twice
28:06 <harjep> you spoke to Abortion then
28:12 <harjep> Abortion often poses as a girl
28:12 <cherri_pie> once when i got the pic and it was very bried
28:15 <cherri_pie> brief
28:16 <cherri_pie> and now
28:16 <nate> cherri_pie cyber her right this minute
28:19 <+amelia> touch it
28:32 <cherri_pie> na i go on omegle to cyber
28:33 <cherri_pie> its better
28:41 <+xM> arent most of them men?
28:49 <cherri_pie> are you talking to me xm
28:54 <+xM> on omegle yeah
29:01 <nate> i like redheads like President_Trump
29:03 <+xM> or chatroulette, or whatever those places are
29:06 <nate> superhawt
29:06 <cherri_pie> yeh mostly dudes on omegle especially on the cams
29:14 <cherri_pie> but theres a fair few girls too
29:29 <+xM> out of 100 people how many are female?
29:35 <cherri_pie> probly 5 haha
29:38 <+xM> so 1 in 20
29:44 <cherri_pie> yeh its pretty hit or miss
29:47 <+xM> what's the quality like?
29:58 <cherri_pie> but theres like 20,000 ppl on at a time
30:04 <cherri_pie> so it evens up the ratio a bit
30:07 <nate> its prolly sydney couple every time
30:10 <harjep> omegle?
30:11 <harjep> really
30:11 <+xM> lolll
30:13 <harjep> to cyber?
30:14 <+xM> i need to chat them up
30:22 <cherri_pie> the quality is not bad xm, some are actually decent
30:31 <cherri_pie> youd be surprised how freaky girls are
30:35 <+xM> and there's audio too?
30:38 <cherri_pie> they go on there to fuck, with no shame
30:50 <nate> dont tell jen
30:56 <cherri_pie> yeh theres audio and you can shut off your cam so they cant see it and just do audio
31:03 <cherri_pie> but you have to get used to the site
31:03 <+xM> do you ever show your face / talk
31:09 <cherri_pie> yeh i do cam chats all the time
31:15 <harjep> lol nate
31:16 <cherri_pie> i show my face now but i never used to
31:24 <harjep> what site is this?
31:26 <+amelia> show us dat face
31:27 <cherri_pie> they just delete you if they dont wanna chat
31:28 <harjep> tell me
31:33 <harjep> chat roullete?
31:33 <cherri_pie> it happens very quickly
31:35 <harjep> thats shit
31:40 <+amelia> dat pretty cherri face
31:41 <harjep> i use to just use it and pull bongs on it
31:42 <cherri_pie> na its called omegle.com
31:53 <cherri_pie> but its exactly like chat roulette just easier to use
31:56 <cherri_pie> and no signup or login
32:03 <cherri_pie> totally and comepletely anonymous and random
32:13 <cherri_pie> you can get lost on omegle it goes forever
32:19 <+xM> [23:29:58] <cherri_pie> but theres like 20,000 ppl on at a time <--- so at worst we click through 19,999 people just to find cherri_pie
32:29 <cherri_pie> yep pretty much xm haha
32:43 <nate> cherri_pie has no face hes all cock
32:50 <+amelia> AHAAHAA
32:51 <+xM> ill look for the guy with authentic ps4 gear in the background
32:55 <cherri_pie> well technically your right
33:07 <cherri_pie> im not really good looking or anything and i never have been
33:14 <nate> lolol
33:15 <cherri_pie> i rely on my personality to get girls
33:17 <+amelia> are you ugly
33:20 <+amelia> oh dear
33:22 <cherri_pie> well duh
33:25 <+amelia> how is that workin for you
33:26 <cherri_pie> would i be here if i was hot
33:40 <cherri_pie> i think its evident how thats workin for me amelia
33:45 <cherri_pie> hows it working for you pretending to be a chick?
33:52 <+amelia> swell
33:57 <cherri_pie> thought so
34:18 <President_Trump> i love those chat roulette things, eveyrone has their cocks out
34:18 <+amelia> so far i have got $3600 worth of presents from guys
34:19 <harjep> lol
34:21 <harjep> amelia isnt fake man
34:24 <+amelia> jus call me Sonia
34:35 <cherri_pie> i once got an ipod from a girl on irc
34:43 <cherri_pie> brand new in the box she sent it to me for my bday
34:57 <+amelia> she must not have seen your pic
34:57 <cherri_pie> and used to buy me credit for my phone $80 at a time
35:02 <+amelia> was it jenn
35:03 <cherri_pie> no she saw my pic
35:06 <+amelia> she sent lollies
35:12 <+amelia> i fink that was her pick up line
35:14 <cherri_pie> it was actually lish who was buying me stuff
35:25 <+amelia> HeRe HaVe SoMe CaNDY LiL BoY
35:29 <cherri_pie> shell never admit it tho, but thats why we had the big argument
35:35 <cherri_pie> we were close
35:40 <+amelia> wowsers bowsers
35:50 <President_Trump> how long ago cherri_pie?
36:06 <cherri_pie> was a longg time ago now trump, probly like 6 yrs ago
36:07 <+amelia> are you over the break up wif Lish or does it still hurt your heart
36:17 <cherri_pie> i havent spoken to lish in years since she got back with her husband
36:25 <+xM> you got an iPod from Lish???? i only got fake dr dre headphones
36:29 <cherri_pie> na im over it amelia, took me a while tho
36:42 <+amelia> you should talk to katatonic kate
36:47 <cherri_pie> im surprised at my age i still get hurt over internet relationships lol
36:52 <+amelia> i think she'd be perfect for you
37:02 <President_Trump> did you phone sex?
37:04 <cherri_pie> ive seen kate around for years, never spoken to her
37:26 <cherri_pie> yeh me and lish did the phone sex, but shell never admit it
37:38 <cherri_pie> im not gonna try to prove it either, so its pretty much believe it or dont
37:54 <+amelia> you should intro yourself to kate
38:00 <cherri_pie> na man what for
38:08 <cherri_pie> irc girls are completely fucked in the head
38:16 <+amelia> you might be really gr8 2g4
38:27 <cherri_pie> id like a normal girl for a change, someone thats not mental, has a job and comes from a good family
38:35 <cherri_pie> not someone on medication like jen
38:36 <+amelia> ohhhh
38:46 <+amelia> i got da perfect girl for you
38:51 <+amelia> sharni are you here
38:51 <cherri_pie> no you dont
39:23 <cherri_pie> anyway
39:44 <+amelia> are you on medication cherri_pie
39:49 <cherri_pie> no
39:56 <cherri_pie> but i have mental issues
39:57 <+amelia> not even anti depressants
40:04 <+amelia> and don't lie to me
40:06 <cherri_pie> nope i dont like that stuff
40:21 <+amelia> are you a little bit CuCKoo
40:22 <cherri_pie> the cure is worse than the illness, iv only tried medication a few times very late in life
40:33 <+amelia> i will actually agree with that
40:35 <cherri_pie> and it always had bad side effects that fucked me up even worse than before
40:57 <cherri_pie> i even tried sleeping pills coz i had insomnia and i couldnt believe how bad the side effects were just for sleeping pills
41:10 <cherri_pie> stillnox was the worst
41:27 <cherri_pie> it fucked with my liver so bad, i dunno how anyones body could tolerate it
41:42 <harjep> stillnox
41:43 <harjep> wtf
41:45 <cherri_pie> yeh bro
41:48 <cherri_pie> i didnt even want it
41:48 <harjep> why would u take that man
41:53 <harjep> thats what retards take
41:55 <harjep> i use to sell it
41:55 <cherri_pie> dumb indian cunt doctor wouldnt give me anything else
41:59 <harjep> my mate was addicted to it
42:02 <cherri_pie> its fucked
42:05 <harjep> he use to snort like 5 pills in a row
42:11 <cherri_pie> thats bad man
42:13 <harjep> when he was coming down off ice benders
42:17 <harjep> yeh stillnox
42:17 <cherri_pie> jesus
42:20 <harjep> crazy shit
42:23 <harjep> sometimes do more
42:24 <harjep> 10
42:26 <cherri_pie> id be scared to do that
42:27 <President_Trump> what were the side effects?
42:29 <cherri_pie> some hardcore ppl out there
42:33 <harjep> when he'd be on the ice for like a month straight
42:39 <harjep> that cunt is dead now
42:40 <harjep> lol
42:40 <cherri_pie> for me the side effects were that my liver was hurting when i woke up
42:42 <harjep> so dont abuse it
43:04 <cherri_pie> apparently stillnox is that toxic or something that the liver has to digest and process it after you take it
43:07 <harjep> yeh
43:08 <cherri_pie> it strains the liver badly
43:12 <harjep> he use to take liver drugs
43:15 <harjep> to try help his liver
43:18 <harjep> because he use to belt them
43:20 <harjep> so hard
43:25 <cherri_pie> lolllll
43:29 <harjep> i remember him just trying to sleep he was going insane
43:34 <harjep> only thing would fix it was stillnox
43:37 <President_Trump> theres stories of people on planes trying to open the doors sleep walking after taking stilnox
43:41 <harjep> think he was even shooting them up too
43:43 <harjep> at one point
43:44 <cherri_pie> yeh i dunno about that stuff
43:49 <cherri_pie> the sleepwalking thing
43:59 <cherri_pie> thats why i didnt wanna take them, coz i thought it would happen to me
44:07 <harjep> he would mix stillnox and xanax
44:10 <cherri_pie> cant beliebe your mate wanted to injext stillnox
44:15 <harjep> he use to inject it
44:20 <President_Trump> junkies want to inject everything
44:25 <cherri_pie> i want to try xanax but i cant get it, no one will give it to me
44:27 <harjep> he injected ketamine in his dick once
44:43 <harjep> pure k too
44:49 <cherri_pie> its funny like you want to get help and ask for medication, and docs wont give it to you
44:53 <harjep> from ketaset bottles he stole from a vet he robbed in our area
45:03 <harjep> the docs will give u shit if u know the right ones
45:07 <harjep> especially in sydney
45:10 <harjep> gook or curry doctors
45:11 <cherri_pie> harjep serioulsy bro im not even kidding when i say this
45:19 <cherri_pie> but i think you need to write a book with some of your stories lolll
45:21 <harjep> and if ur a chick u will get it if u go to any arab doctor
45:26 <harjep> cherri_pie many ppl tell me that
45:31 <cherri_pie> it serioulsy sounds like something out of chopper read
45:34 <harjep> im not good writer
45:35 <cherri_pie> ive read all choppers books
45:37 <+amelia> plivvy babes
45:39 <+amelia> haircut pic
45:44 <cherri_pie> bro chopper was dyslexic
45:45 <harjep> amelia i posted u yesterday
45:49 <cherri_pie> couldnt read and couldnt write
45:49 <+amelia> & pacman nipple pic
45:52 <harjep> i was going to take another tonight
45:53 <cherri_pie> and he wrote 10 books
45:56 <harjep> for u
46:01 <cherri_pie> i think it was 12 in the end
46:03 <harjep> cherri_pie im not sure chopper wrote them exactly
46:03 <+amelia> can you take another one babes
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46:10 <harjep> i think possibly he had ppl who wrote it
46:13 <harjep> he just compiled info for them
46:17 <harjep> and stories
46:19 <harjep> but u might be right
46:27 <harjep> i do have a lot of stories to tell though
46:34 <cherri_pie> in the beginning when he was in pentridge he learned to write
46:49 <cherri_pie> he gave the editors the info and they put the book together
46:51 <harjep> one of my mates at uni he is a journalist he wants to write a book about me
46:52 <harjep> LOL
46:56 <harjep> i told him maybe
46:58 <harjep> well see
47:00 <cherri_pie> you should man
47:05 <cherri_pie> so easy to get famous these days
47:06 <harjep> yeh maybe
47:09 <cherri_pie> morons are getting famous
47:12 <cherri_pie> over nothing
47:16 <harjep> if i did id write about austnet
47:20 <harjep> that would be a small section
47:25 <cherri_pie> just write about anything, i could help you
47:29 <harjep> talking about what ppl do in australia
47:33 <harjep> behind the mainstream
47:35 <harjep> of facebook
47:36 <cherri_pie> i could teach you about the business side and how to market it
47:40 <harjep> id write about jen and pollock
47:42 <harjep> love triangles
47:44 <harjep> and zlines
48:00 <harjep> and how centrelink should investigate a lot of austnet users
48:01 <harjep> for fraud
48:06 <cherri_pie> well who knows, even that could be interesting if you wrote it in your own way
48:10 <cherri_pie> hahahaha
48:14 <harjep> yeh it would be
48:20 <cherri_pie> i think you have a talent
48:24 <harjep> thats the only reason i come here
48:27 <cherri_pie> maybe you just havent discovered it yet
48:28 <harjep> i dont go on other servers
48:36 <harjep> i just care about australia
48:42 <harjep> when austnet dies thats it
48:43 <harjep> it dies
48:55 <harjep> alot of the losers will go to undernet and freenote and that but i wont
49:02 <harjep> dont care about what irc is doing overseas
49:15 <harjep> someone should make a book on it already
49:20 <harjep> its a part of australian culture
49:21 <cherri_pie> i dont know what other servers are like
49:30 <harjep> just most idiots here dont seem to realise or understand that
49:35 <cherri_pie> hmm well its not a bad idea, needs a bit more thought
49:42 <cherri_pie> probly need to think about how to write it
49:46 <harjep> if you told ABC they would do a documentary on it
49:48 <harjep> guarantee u
49:53 <cherri_pie> hmmm
49:56 <harjep> or louis theorux
49:59 <harjep> he'd go to pollocks house
50:00 <cherri_pie> you might be right bro, im not even kidding
50:00 <harjep> and jens
50:04 <harjep> and knock on their doors
50:13 <harjep> and ask them what it feels like to connect over notepad text
50:21 <cherri_pie> lollll
50:24 <harjep> he'd go to tisks too
50:27 <harjep> im not joking
50:29 <cherri_pie> there could be something in there
50:37 <cherri_pie> its worth thinking about
50:43 <harjep> there is for sure a movie
50:45 <harjep> to do with it
50:52 <harjep> u know home and away?
50:54 <cherri_pie> yehh
50:59 <cherri_pie> this shits on home away yeh
51:01 <+amelia> cherri_pie did you know pliv already has a best friend ok
51:01 <cherri_pie> hahah
51:01 <harjep> in the 90s they had irc
51:04 <harjep> in episodes
51:05 <+amelia> so don't even try
51:11 <harjep> there was a story about girl who met a guy
51:13 <cherri_pie> bullshit did they?
51:15 <harjep> but it was a pedo
51:15 <harjep> yep
51:20 <cherri_pie> hahaha a pedo
51:22 <cherri_pie> it was stig
51:24 <harjep> donald fisher was the pedo
51:25 <cherri_pie> when he was 20
51:37 <cherri_pie> na it was stig bro
51:39 <cherri_pie> in his 20s
51:40 <harjep> prob
51:52 <harjep> thestig wish he had a pussy to fuck
51:58 <cherri_pie> he called himself donald fisher back then
52:02 <cherri_pie> before he got done pedoing
52:11 <harjep> lol
52:14 <harjep> we could make a movie
52:16 <harjep> based on it
52:18 <harjep> like a horror
52:19 <cherri_pie> hahah true
52:24 <harjep> called ZLINE
52:24 <cherri_pie> the_pdeo
52:28 <harjep> when u get zlined u die
52:29 <cherri_pie> no shit
52:33 <cherri_pie> thats not a bad title
52:35 <harjep> ASD come to your house and kill u
52:38 <cherri_pie> hahahah
52:41 <harjep> and they try find out which ASD member it was
52:47 <harjep> and the whole time it was actually nate
52:49 <cherri_pie> your on a roll bro
52:49 <harjep> posing as them
53:04 <harjep> im serious
53:09 <nate> ill come on ya bed not ya house
53:14 <cherri_pie> maybe some bullshit net thriller would get attention
53:15 <harjep> the love saga of jen pollock and darren is already a block buster movie
53:18 Nick: alto is now known as ted-afk
53:24 <cherri_pie> hahah true true
53:28 <cherri_pie> now i see what your saying
53:35 <harjep> called 6 Weeks of Separation
53:35 <cherri_pie> but would you write it on austnet
53:37 <harjep> im serious
53:42 <harjep> oscar winning movie
53:42 <cherri_pie> or just take the story and make it into a movie
53:43 <harjep> AFI movie
53:54 <cherri_pie> id just take the story probly and make it into a movie
54:01 <cherri_pie> not focus so much on austnet
54:01 <harjep> yeh
54:04 <harjep> 6 Weeks of Separation
54:07 <cherri_pie> hahahah
54:11 <harjep> look
54:15 <harjep> we already have script man
54:16 <harjep> !quote
54:16 <Herb_Dean> [88792] J. <@anotherirc3r> you said i was pretty Dave. don't you remember?
54:20 <Herb_Dean> [88792] O. <@Osskkaarr> I lied :)
54:27 <harjep> !quote
54:27 <Herb_Dean> [65024] J. [00:01] <ladifingda> if you don't believe me, i can't change your mind
54:30 <cherri_pie> i always wanted to work in talent, and i started a twitter account to source talent worldwide
54:31 <Herb_Dean> [65024] O. [00:04] <@officeworks> Maybe you'rte not rubbing it in my face directly.. but you are manipulating Darren into doing it.
54:48 <cherri_pie> lolll wtff is this
54:51 <harjep> its all quotes
54:52 <cherri_pie> whos talking here
54:53 <harjep> of pollock
54:54 <harjep> and jen
55:00 <harjep> anotherirc3r < jen
55:04 <harjep> Osskkaarr < pollock
55:09 <cherri_pie> oh rightt
55:09 <harjep> aka element
55:12 <harjep> aka mrs pohs son
55:15 <cherri_pie> hahaha
55:20 <harjep> thats another story
55:22 <cherri_pie> werent you element in the beginning
55:24 <harjep> thats ur transmedia story there
55:29 <harjep> no man im not element
55:30 <harjep> hahahahaha
55:43 <cherri_pie> didnt you come on as element a few times to troll
55:46 <harjep> of course
55:51 <cherri_pie> thought so
55:53 <harjep> im not element though
56:02 <cherri_pie> could of sworn the night of mrs poh you were trolling as element
56:13 Nick: xm-as is now known as EmpireOfDirt
56:13 <cherri_pie> oh right
56:16 <nate> the night of mrs poh good movie ;l
56:24 <cherri_pie> thats a porno
56:26 <cherri_pie> completely diff
56:46 <cherri_pie> thats probly the dumbest gook name ever tho, who calls there kid POH
56:51 <cherri_pie> its almost like pooh
57:13 <harjep> hahahahahaha
57:16 <harjep> nah thats a horror
57:19 <harjep> the night of mrs poh
57:22 <harjep> a porno would be like
57:23 <cherri_pie> hahah horror
57:26 <harjep> Binding Hard
57:26 <cherri_pie> thats funny
57:34 <harjep> because chucky is a carpet binder
57:40 <cherri_pie> LOLLL
57:45 <harjep> and binding as in slanging pussies bbw style hard with ur cock
57:46 <cherri_pie> i dunno where you get this shit from man
57:48 <cherri_pie> fuckn funny
58:00 <harjep> well the night of mrs poh dont sound porno
58:02 <cherri_pie> i cant wach porn anymore hardly
58:05 <harjep> i can
58:08 <harjep> i watch it everyday
58:09 <cherri_pie> those skanks are feral
58:11 <harjep> nah
58:16 <harjep> u need to get good porn
58:27 <cherri_pie> some of them have pussies that are so loose they are turned inside out
58:32 <harjep> yeh ive seen it
58:35 <harjep> its fucked
58:38 <harjep> and asshole stuff too
58:44 <cherri_pie> and those fake tits n shit
58:47 <cherri_pie> yehh assholes are bad
58:59 <harjep> yeh fake tits
59:00 <harjep> fuck that
59:06 <cherri_pie> thats just gross its not even porn, should be on weirdest internet shit sites or something
59:10 <harjep> yeh
59:11 <harjep> it should
59:19 <harjep> u should watch old porn
59:22 <harjep> its better
59:26 <cherri_pie> haha i swear bro
59:26 <harjep> more natural
59:41 <cherri_pie> not even kidding i went on a trip and was watching that flat out
59:45 <harjep> lol
59:46 <harjep> trip?
59:47 <cherri_pie> for that exact reason
59:55 <cherri_pie> yehh just was watching it alot
59:56 <harjep> drug trip?
00:04 <cherri_pie> coz i couldnt find any decent shit
00:14 <cherri_pie> and your right it looks way more natural thats why i got onto it
00:16 <harjep> well i dont really watch redtube anymore
00:20 <harjep> redtube is fucked
00:21 <cherri_pie> me neither
00:23 <cherri_pie> i know
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00:26 <harjep> very very bad site
00:32 <harjep> pornhub is good
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00:34 <cherri_pie> whys it bad
00:37 <cherri_pie> i thought it was just shit
00:47 <harjep> its just crap stuff
00:48 <harjep> bad video
00:50 <harjep> bad stuff
00:50 <cherri_pie> yehh
00:52 <harjep> it use to be good
00:57 <cherri_pie> youporn was really bad but it got better
01:00 <harjep> hahahahaha
01:03 <harjep> i recon it got worse
01:05 <cherri_pie> pornhub is the best i think
01:07 <harjep> youporn was the best
01:11 <harjep> youjizz is good man
01:15 <harjep> youjizz very good
01:20 <cherri_pie> might chek it out
01:23 <harjep> check it
01:26 <harjep> its good shitttttttttttttttttt
01:32 <cherri_pie> if im looking for old shit i just type in retro porn
01:38 <harjep> i just type in mature porn
01:40 <cherri_pie> go to those underground sites n shit
01:53 <cherri_pie> ahh yeh
01:56 <cherri_pie> that comes up sometimes too
02:02 <harjep> youjizz rips it
02:07 <cherri_pie> il check it out
02:07 <nate> fucking cherri_pie!
02:10 <nate> :P
02:15 <cherri_pie> i hardly watch it tho
02:29 <cherri_pie> girls put me off that much sometimes i cant even be fucked
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02:46 <cherri_pie> all the hassle n shit you go through just for a fuck
02:46 <nate> wot are u two goblins talking about
02:54 <cherri_pie> just random bullshit man
02:55 <harjep> yeh
02:58 <nate> lolol
03:01 <harjep> u need to go on site
03:03 <harjep> find some sex
03:06 <harjep> or go find sex clubs
03:10 <harjep> not all girls are bad
03:13 <cherri_pie> i rekn i just need to make heaps of money
03:16 <cherri_pie> and get some good prossys
03:17 <harjep> lots of girls out there cool that will fuck u
03:25 <cherri_pie> iv given up man
03:28 <nate> amelia is a cool dude
03:33 <nate> sign her up
03:46 <cherri_pie> i gotta hit the gym and when im ripped il have better chances
03:52 <cherri_pie> cbf tryin to get chicks lookin the way i do now
04:01 <cherri_pie> they superficial as fuck
04:09 <cherri_pie> if ou dont have abs they dont wanna know ya
04:19 <cherri_pie> if i have abs maybe i can go on fb n shit put up pics and get sluts
04:27 <cherri_pie> instead of doin all the work myself
04:35 <+amelia> are you fat
04:42 <cherri_pie> im a bit fat yeh
04:50 <nate> is cherri_pie darren ;D
04:50 <+amelia> how fat
04:51 <cherri_pie> iv always struggled with my weight but i work out alot
05:03 <cherri_pie> i weigh 76kg now
05:08 <+amelia> wot
05:09 <cherri_pie> i was 73 before
05:20 <+amelia> how short are you
05:23 <cherri_pie> but ive put on 3-5 kg since i stopped gym
05:31 <cherri_pie> im not short im 175cm
05:32 <nate> cherri_pie so fat right now
05:32 <+amelia> if 73 is fat you must be a midget
05:35 <cherri_pie> so average height i guess
05:35 <harjep> thats ok
05:42 <cherri_pie> 73 is fat to me
05:43 <harjep> 72 isnt fat man
05:45 <harjep> i 68
05:46 <cherri_pie> i should be 65kg
05:47 <harjep> and im not fat
05:48 <harjep> lol
05:52 <harjep> at all
05:56 <nate> i'd wash my back with cherri_pie
06:00 <cherri_pie> i wish i was 68
06:09 <nate> shweet
06:12 <+amelia> jeezus
06:14 <harjep> how tall are u
06:19 <harjep> 73 isnt fat man
06:19 <cherri_pie> the lowest i ever got to was 68 but it didnt last
06:23 <cherri_pie> i serioulsy have a weight problem
06:26 <harjep> one of my mates is built hard
06:28 <harjep> natural too
06:30 <cherri_pie> like i train so hard and eat healthy
06:31 <harjep> and he's only 62
06:33 <cherri_pie> and i cant lose weight at all
06:38 <harjep> and he's ripped hard
06:43 <cherri_pie> one little thing i eat and i put on weight straight away
06:49 <+amelia> cherri has 0 muscle
06:54 <nate> cherri_pie are u amelia ;D
06:57 <harjep> cherri_pie must be all fat
07:00 <harjep> like pollock and jens pussy
07:02 <cherri_pie> i have a bit of muscle
07:11 <+amelia> AHAAHHA nathaniel
07:14 <harjep> you can get big again
07:17 <harjep> i use to have an 8 pack
07:20 <cherri_pie> if your mates 62 thats ok
07:27 <harjep> im 68
07:30 <cherri_pie> that must be fully ripped
07:32 <harjep> im 5'10
07:50 <cherri_pie> you dont go by weight anyway its body fat
07:58 <harjep> true
07:59 <+amelia> i dont see no 8 packs in your pics
08:03 <cherri_pie> so even at 76kg you can have too much bodyfat
08:08 <+amelia> only pacman nipples
08:10 <harjep> amelia i said use to lol
08:14 <harjep> im working on it
08:22 <nate> amelia he has miller light 8 packs
08:22 <harjep> too many years of smashing bitters
08:25 <cherri_pie> i dont have much muscle even tho iv been training for a few yers
08:29 <+amelia> ahahahahahahah
08:36 <harjep> i dont train
08:38 <cherri_pie> but i have too much bodyfat and i cant drop it for some reason
08:39 <harjep> i just drink beer and wank
08:41 <cherri_pie> your luck then
08:43 <cherri_pie> lucky
08:54 <cherri_pie> some ppl are just naturally thin they dont even try
08:55 <harjep> i look like shit
08:59 <cherri_pie> and some are just naturally fat like me
09:03 <cherri_pie> no matter how hard they try
09:06 <harjep> i could be a model if i wanted to i just smashed too much drugs and booze
09:10 <cherri_pie> i read books on science and shit, everything
09:16 <harjep> u should read love stories
09:16 <cherri_pie> i still cant figure out wtf is going on with my body
09:20 <harjep> jen and pollock
09:24 <cherri_pie> its def something more than just food
09:24 <harjep> best book ever written
09:35 <cherri_pie> loll yeh might as well have been a book
09:38 <harjep> it is
09:40 <cherri_pie> the amount of shit i heard abou it
09:42 <harjep> !quote
09:42 <Herb_Dean> [14131] J. [23:58] <ladifingda> didn't realise that was a crime
09:46 <Herb_Dean> [14131] O. [23:59] <@officeworks> You can see you've hurt me.. if you hadn';t.. we wouldn't be doing this right now.
09:53 <harjep> !random sfx
09:53 <Herb_Dean> [78461] T: [04:49] <sfx> she's right here in bed you faggot :)
10:20 <harjep> if u compiled all those logs u would have a novel
10:27 <harjep> its pure art there
10:31 <harjep> !quote
10:31 <Herb_Dean> [72208] J. [23:24] <ladifingda> what reputation?!
10:35 <Herb_Dean> [72208] O. [23:26] <@officeworks> you played me and I poured my heart out to you... look what you did to it!
10:40 <harjep> imagine that in a movie
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10:46 <harjep> you played me and I poured my heart out to you... look what you did to it!
13:40 <nate> Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah
30:20 <+thestig> plivent plays all the ladies
36:12 <harjep> sexy girl we fuck
44:27 <BlackDevil> Creed it out online
44:28 <BlackDevil> lol
45:30 <BlackDevil> also the Hateful Eight
45:34 <BlackDevil> and Joy
45:52 <cherri_pie> amelia fucked off
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10:06 <+disp> hehe
10:12 <+disp> fukn pay day
14:22 <BlackDevil> sit on it
24:01 <+disp> here he is
24:04 <+disp> did u fart a condom mate
24:10 <+disp> lolol u always do
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01:56 <+disp> doesnt mean ur gay if u fart condoms b.d
01:57 <+disp> lolz
08:26 <+disp> stttigg
08:31 <+disp> thestiff
08:43 <+disp> stiffy
13:49 <BlackDevil> FDA eases restrictions on blood donations from gay men
13:55 <BlackDevil> you can donate joel
15:02 <+disp> lolzzzz
15:17 <+disp> jon can finally give blood!
15:47 <+disp> nup cuz hes got aids
15:59 <+disp> they dont take blood from aids bearers
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25:25 Nick: steven_ is now known as steven_1
26:09 <+disp> SHTEVEN
26:28 <steven_1> kekekeke~
26:32 Nick: steven_1 is now known as steven
26:35 Nick: steven is now known as steven_
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26:39 Mode: (by Rusteaux) +o steven_
26:48 <+disp> hey dippy bird
27:02 <steven_> keke~
27:08 <steven_> im going to work
42:33 <BlackDevil> when is your next STD test joel?
46:27 <BlackDevil> steven you seen the hateful eight yet?
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57:40 <+xM> hey BlackDevil babes
57:47 <+xM> paste me some sexy 4chan links
58:39 <BlackDevil> gotta go
00:23 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1450728405795.jpg
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09:07 <+disp> hes a stinkin poofter gutz
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13:04 <+disp> yoo
13:05 <+disp> fish
13:13 <+disp> whats up my brother
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26:37 <Herb_Dean> Pierre spent 3mins 4secs in the channel
27:11 <Abortion> huehuehuehuehue
27:26 <Abortion> Who was he anyway
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44:15 <+disp> nate
44:19 <+disp> mr bumjack
44:21 <+disp> ur alive
44:47 <nate> yeah bae
49:50 <Abortion> !hangman
49:50 <Herb_Dean> Get ready for some hangman... We are hanging ted-afk, unless you can prevent it. !hang <letter> to guess a letter. Current clue: _______ Letters remaining: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
49:59 <Abortion> !hang h
49:59 <Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got ted-afk: a head! Current clue: _______ Letters remaining: abcdefgijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
49:59 <Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
50:03 <Abortion> !hang d
50:03 <Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got ted-afk: a neck! Current clue: _______ Letters remaining: abcefgijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
50:03 <Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
50:05 <Abortion> !hang e
50:05 <Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got ted-afk: torso! Current clue: _______ Letters remaining: abcfgijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
50:05 <Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
50:06 <Abortion> !hang h
50:07 <Herb_Dean> Idiot... Try picking a letter that somebody else hasn't picked.
50:11 <Abortion> !hang j
50:11 <Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got ted-afk: arms! Current clue: _______ Letters remaining: abcfgiklmnopqrstuvwxyz
50:12 <Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
50:16 <Abortion> !hang l
50:16 <Herb_Dean> Well done, Abortion! You picked a winning letter. Current clue: ____l__ Letters remaining: abcfgikmnopqrstuvwxyz
50:19 <Abortion> !hang e
50:19 <Herb_Dean> Idiot... Try picking a letter that somebody else hasn't picked.
50:25 <Abortion> !hang a
50:25 <Herb_Dean> Well done, Abortion! You picked a winning letter. Current clue: ___al_a Letters remaining: bcfgikmnopqrstuvwxyz
50:38 <Abortion> !hang f
50:38 <Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got ted-afk: hands! Current clue: ___al_a Letters remaining: bcgikmnopqrstuvwxyz
50:38 <Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
50:43 <Abortion> !hang m
50:43 <Herb_Dean> Well done, Abortion! You picked a winning letter. Current clue: __mal_a Letters remaining: bcgiknopqrstuvwxyz
50:58 <Abortion> !hang t
50:58 <Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got ted-afk: legs! Current clue: __mal_a Letters remaining: bcgiknopqrsuvwxyz
50:58 <Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
51:06 <Abortion> !hang r
51:06 <Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got ted-afk: feet! Current clue: __mal_a Letters remaining: bcgiknopqsuvwxyz
51:06 <Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
51:14 <Abortion> !hang k
51:14 <Herb_Dean> ted-afk is DEAD! You all suck. Word: Somalia
53:03 <Abortion> !hangman
53:03 <Herb_Dean> Get ready for some hangman... We are hanging disp, unless you can prevent it. !hang <letter> to guess a letter. Current clue: ______ _____ Letters remaining: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
53:11 <Abortion> !hang g
53:11 <Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got disp: a head! Current clue: ______ _____ Letters remaining: abcdefhijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
53:12 <Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
53:21 <Abortion> !hang i
53:21 <Herb_Dean> Well done, Abortion! You picked a winning letter. Current clue: _i____ _____ Letters remaining: abcdefhjklmnopqrstuvwxyz
53:30 <Abortion> !hang r
53:30 <Herb_Dean> Well done, Abortion! You picked a winning letter. Current clue: _i_rr_ _____ Letters remaining: abcdefhjklmnopqstuvwxyz
53:34 <Abortion> !hang w
53:34 <Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got disp: a neck! Current clue: _i_rr_ _____ Letters remaining: abcdefhjklmnopqstuvxyz
53:34 <Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
53:50 <Abortion> !hang m
53:50 <Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got disp: torso! Current clue: _i_rr_ _____ Letters remaining: abcdefhjklnopqstuvxyz
53:50 <Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
53:54 <Abortion> !hang f
53:54 <Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got disp: arms! Current clue: _i_rr_ _____ Letters remaining: abcdehjklnopqstuvxyz
53:54 <Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
54:01 <Abortion> !hang e
54:01 <Herb_Dean> Well done, Abortion! You picked a winning letter. Current clue: _ierr_ _e__e Letters remaining: abcdhjklnopqstuvxyz
54:05 <Abortion> !hang p
54:05 <Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got disp: hands! Current clue: _ierr_ _e__e Letters remaining: abcdhjklnoqstuvxyz
54:05 <Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
54:11 <nate> !hang well Abortion
54:12 <Herb_Dean> You gotta pick a letter moron.
54:39 <Abortion> !hang t
54:39 <Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got disp: legs! Current clue: _ierr_ _e__e Letters remaining: abcdhjklnoqsuvxyz
54:39 <Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
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54:48 <Abortion> !hang s
54:48 <Herb_Dean> Well done, Abortion! You picked a winning letter. Current clue: Sierr_ _e__e Letters remaining: abcdhjklnoquvxyz
55:00 <Abortion> !sole Sierra Leone
55:04 <Abortion> !solve Sierra Leone
55:04 <Herb_Dean> Good job Abortion! You have just saved disp by guessing the correct word. Answer: ( Sierra Leone )
55:51 <Abortion> !solve tinpot dictatorship
55:51 <Herb_Dean> Sorry Abortion but that is not the correct answer.
55:59 <Abortion> !solve sierra leone
55:59 <Herb_Dean> Sorry Abortion but that is not the correct answer.
00:51 Nick: Abortion is now known as TheAccountant
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39:55 <TheAccountant> Successful landing of Stage 1 booster
47:00 Nick: TheAccountant is now known as Abortion
47:15 <+thestig> lol
47:56 <Abortion> What up thestig
48:01 <Abortion> You care about space?
50:19 <+thestig> like outerspace?
50:33 <Abortion> yeah
51:49 <+thestig> i do
52:01 <Abortion> Were you following the launch?
52:08 <Abortion> the sattelite part is still going
52:08 <+thestig> what launch
52:15 <Abortion> The SpaceX one
52:25 <+thestig> oh they sending food up?
52:25 <Abortion> where they landed the stage 1 booster, which has never been done before
52:32 <Abortion> No, sattelites
52:41 <Abortion> 11 at once
52:45 <+thestig> wow what
52:58 <+thestig> is that the guy who owned paypal
53:01 <Abortion> yeah
53:04 <Abortion> and Tesla
53:19 <Abortion> motors that is
53:28 <Abortion> Elon Musk
54:22 <Abortion> In the era of corporate fuckheads, he's a hero
02:25 <+thestig> he is
02:33 <+thestig> is it on nasa?
03:38 <+thestig> http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/628524/Climate-change-shock-Burning-fossil-fuels-COOLs-planet-says-NASA
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34:50 Mode: (by cgodfx) +v Exo
01:15 <+cgodfx> hello everyone
01:33 Mode: (by thestig) +ooo Herb_Dean Skirmish steven_1
01:39 Mode: (by thestig) +oo Exo Simwolf1
01:46 <+cgodfx> hello thestig
01:55 <+thestig> hey how are you
02:03 <+cgodfx> im great thanks
02:18 <+cgodfx> another day in paradice :/
02:23 <+cgodfx> paradise
02:23 <+thestig> lol true
02:51 <+cgodfx> ty for the half ops, whoever did that
03:13 <Skirmish> Raining here today. Nice change from the 35+ degree days we have been having.
03:43 <+thestig> 39 here today i think
04:14 <+cgodfx> nice here in brisbane today
07:26 <Skirmish> 20 degrees here today. 26 forecast for Christmas day. Nice and cool.
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09:07 <+disp> ://
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52:07 Topic Is: 😂😂<+sfx> I was at her place lastnight plivent :) FUCKING! <@breaker> She was happy once.. but she chose to fuck that up all on her own because she wanted different cock... she didn't want to stick with the 1 cock and get married to it.😂😂
52:07 Set By: (bios) on: Mon Dec 21 00:41:45 2015
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59:24 <President_Trump> loloolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
11:05 <President_Trump> !random steven_1
11:05 <Herb_Dean> [3123]
11:11 <President_Trump> !random steven_
11:12 <Herb_Dean> [71941] T: 03:56:10 <steven_> [23:30] <@officeworks> to get ya shit together
11:27 <President_Trump> !random nate
11:28 <Herb_Dean> [70321] T: 20:54:05 <nate> dimsim is back!
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32:32 <disp> got a p n a half
32:36 <disp> -.-
32:40 <disp> fish
32:41 <disp> u here
32:45 <disp> come smoke some rock with me loser
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39:14 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v TokenDaRing
51:28 <disp> TokenDaRing
52:00 * disp watches TokenDaRing dance round like a spastic homosexual with condom hanging from his anal.
56:13 <disp> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlcXupagedQ
56:17 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Friday (movie) - Twinny twin twin - Twenty twen twen (Jan 2, 2010) Length: 1:04 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,865,037 views - 6,496 likes (97%), 201 dislikes (3%)
56:22 <disp> sif u wouldnt like this
00:21 <disp> heres anotheer one that will tickle your funny bone
00:29 <disp> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaXVQhOO1HU
00:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rush Hour 3 (Chris Tucker Singing) (Apr 4, 2011) Length: 1:34 - Category: Entertainment - 381,754 views - 1,428 likes (97.7%), 33 dislikes (2.3%)
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01:40 <LeroyBlack> every channel needs the token black Guy.
01:46 <LeroyBlack> im here to fill that void
02:37 <LeroyBlack> keep your white supremist hate filled rage and rhetoric to yaselves.
03:04 <LeroyBlack> we all know Black is more powerful.
03:14 <LeroyBlack> Thanks
03:26 <LeroyBlack> Leroy Jermaine Black
04:20 <disp> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIb5UxHRjoQ
04:22 <disp> ahhh yes
04:24 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Immature Feat Bizzy Bone Give Up The Ghost (Jun 20, 2009) Length: 4:02 - Category: Music - 137,257 views - 846 likes (98.9%), 9 dislikes (1.1%)
04:48 <disp> i think about the things that people doo
04:55 <disp> what can we do what can we do
05:03 <disp> coast to coast to give up the ghost
05:09 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r72iXXmtV5U
05:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: C-SPAN Caller to Republican David Brat: ‘Can I Sh*t in Your Mouth?’ (Dec 17, 2015) Length: 0:33 - Category: People & Blogs - 24,187 views - 71 likes (98.6%), 1 dislikes (1.4%)
06:18 <nate> BlackDevil sure does like seedy videos ;L
06:35 <BlackDevil> they get me wet
09:50 <disp> here ill drop one on the keyboard, stomp em all with a tonne of bricks, a short fuse tickin over, like a itchy trigger finger, no stiches or cloth, just the ditch your in surrouned by blckness, spit rhymes to get rich, with a crown to match, no stressin this off the top, dont need a pound, seros make me crash har
09:58 <disp> tell me is this anygood
10:11 <disp> would i make it in the rap industry?
10:51 <BlackDevil> you have to be gay
11:00 <BlackDevil> but you already are
11:06 <BlackDevil> so yes?
11:20 <disp> he he
11:44 <nate> disp u ok DER :D
12:05 * disp is walking down the road and gazes into a open window and see's Jon dancing around like a spastic faggot with a purple condom hanging out his anus.
12:18 <nate> jon doe?
13:05 <disp> jon mcgarvie
13:16 <nate> is LeroyBlack at the park playing basketball
14:06 <disp> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2TSy0Z5qTE
14:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: C-Walk crip walk London 5 Way (Sep 19, 2006) Length: 2:10 - Category: People & Blogs - 32,255,932 views - 77,574 likes (93.7%), 5,228 dislikes (6.3%)
14:34 <disp> some chik in a brand new green commodore beeped her horn at me -____-
16:10 <disp> mama u didnt raze no bitch
17:44 <disp> im a modern day 2pac pretty much
17:57 Nick: disp is now known as Tupac
18:26 <TokenDaRing> HI disp
18:31 <TokenDaRing> I went to Chermside today
18:34 <Tupac> kool
18:42 <BlackDevil> stop saying my name joel
18:44 <TokenDaRing> No sign of you in your puffy jacket and bogan hat
18:49 <Tupac> i left my group on facebook see if i can get back in lols
19:03 <Tupac> northside onions
19:07 <Tupac> dats us
19:12 <TokenDaRing> More like Northside Potatoes
19:12 <Tupac> check out the group TokenDaRing
19:32 <Tupac> we're all big boys with tats hectic cunts who will run inya house idiot dont try and fukn go against me arsehole.
20:02 <TokenDaRing> You all look like jobless hobos
20:17 <TokenDaRing> It's like the average day in the Centrelink line
21:04 <Tupac> half of them are crack dealers
21:08 <Tupac> other half, weed dealers.
21:12 <Tupac> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
21:28 <TokenDaRing> So basically scumbags who should throw themselves in front of a train, gotcha
21:31 <nate> Tupac got any hot bitches!
21:43 <nate> wot about ya mates sister
21:47 <nate> got her yet
22:07 <nate> tagged n bagged bae
23:05 <TokenDaRing> Tupac is into the old men at the nursing home
23:10 <Tupac> just sent a msg to one of my old girlfriends
23:16 <Tupac> she is an onion ;]]
23:20 <nate> druidess?
23:23 <Tupac> fuk hot 2
23:24 <nate> llolollol
23:25 <Tupac> heelll nooo
23:27 <Tupac> jamie
23:30 <Tupac> kiwi bird
24:58 <TokenDaRing> Tupac: You should get a webcam and record videos about your life
25:06 <TokenDaRing> That way we can see how awesome you are on Youtube
25:12 <TokenDaRing> Also, you'll get fans worldwide and girls too
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28:13 <Tupac> kool
28:26 <TokenDaRing> Seriously, man, you should do it
28:32 <TokenDaRing> You could become a major YouTube superstar
28:39 <Tupac> sharni
28:40 <Tupac> sharni
28:45 * Tupac follows sharni into a dark avenue. Hey test my crowbar!
28:47 * Tupac slaps sharni around with nuclear waste
28:49 * Tupac slaps sharni around with a Riemann rearrangement theorem
28:52 * Tupac sneezes in sharni's face
29:17 <TokenDaRing> Do you love sharni, Tupac?
29:22 <TokenDaRing> Would you watch Home and Away with her?
29:24 <Tupac> we have found TokenDaRing guilty of being a whitebread chicken shit nigger
30:06 <TokenDaRing> Tupac: You didn't answer the questions
30:07 <Tupac> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAI4VJ-M230
30:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2pac-Tupac Check Out Time (Mar 11, 2007) Length: 4:40 - Category: Music - 2,368,219 views - 8,412 likes (96.9%), 266 dislikes (3.1%)
30:15 <Tupac> one of my songs
30:57 <Tupac> im a boss death before these ladies break us
30:58 <Tupac> :]
31:31 <TokenDaRing> Are you a wigger?
31:36 <TokenDaRing> I think you might be a wigger
31:57 <TokenDaRing> Anyway, bbl
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32:11 <Tupac> we've gottaaa gooooo
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40:24 <President_Trump> !random nate
40:24 <Herb_Dean> [50447] T: 19:58:21 <nate> Abortion needs a mean girl to break him in, oskar is busy tonight tho :D
42:36 <Tupac> Here i come with a machette, fear strummed in your heart, blood falling like confetti, after your 100th litre
42:38 <Tupac> lights out, settin up a mind adventure, im designed like a overlord signed into the brotherhood, squish enemies
42:40 <Tupac> served up a main course dish, roadkill with some insane red sauce, gave your mum the bill, for lastnights sperm
42:42 <Tupac> spill with kuNnNy force, a range of disorders strangley droppin 40 bars, no plasta when the knives are out
42:44 <Tupac> magician spell caster named kuniva with my man fisher, still sittin on the pisser with a letter to santa....
43:04 <Tupac> hahaha lols
43:30 <Tupac> jon still sits on those santas laps in the shopping centre, tries to rub his anal on santas pickle
44:41 <Tupac> what would you like for christmas jon?¿ i want 3 new dildos, a set of analbeads and a homosexual-porn magazine
45:16 <Tupac> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
46:58 <Tupac> 2 mates locked up within a month of eachother
47:06 <Tupac> fukn sux ay
48:34 <slinky_J> h8 to be locked up durin summer
49:03 <President_Trump> shutup losers
49:13 <President_Trump> !random slinky_J
49:13 <Herb_Dean> [55258] T: 18:57:28 <slinky_J> act tough on irc
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49:29 <Abortion> owned by chance President_Trump
49:46 <President_Trump> !random Abortion
49:46 <Herb_Dean> [98686] T: 22:00:01 <Abortion> No drama cherri_pie
51:18 <Tupac> ay brav
51:38 <Tupac> hairs geting longer ;
51:40 <Tupac> \;\
51:47 <Tupac> goin for teh roman reigns look imoz
53:07 <LeroyBlack> i got crazy ass shard that will make the less superior person go cuck-ooo! bannanas. best thing, cost me not much! much love
53:15 Nick: LeroyBlack is now known as ABC
53:41 <Tupac> er yer kool bbs
53:43 <ABC> too good to give out! might as well indulge
53:44 Quit: Tupac ([email protected]) Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com )
53:47 <ABC> heeeeeeeeeeeheh
54:14 <ABC> kekekekek laha haala
55:03 <sharni> lol
57:13 <xM> sharni babes
57:18 <xM> <--- father of your third child
57:22 <xM> ;'
57:39 <xM> does everyone get voice for Christmas now?
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01:16 <sharni> Driving talk soon
02:05 <xM> ooo yeah baby u know i luv driving talk... ford...holden... nissan... yeah babes... u kno it
02:56 <kuNNyFoRCe> what bait do u feed a bmw? bmw bait
03:12 <kuNNyFoRCe> what bait do u feed a toyota? toyota bait
03:21 <kuNNyFoRCe> what bait do u feed a mazda?
03:27 <xM> mazda bait
03:30 <xM> i sawit comin
03:32 <kuNNyFoRCe> ye
03:34 <xM> u too predictable bro
03:48 <kuNNyFoRCe> ;/
03:51 <President_Trump> rofllllllllllllllllllllllll @ kunnynoforce
03:51 <kuNNyFoRCe> rap battle me
04:01 <kuNNyFoRCe> pilly doge
04:02 <xM> rap is crap
04:05 <xM> the end
04:18 <kuNNyFoRCe> hehe i spit 16 bars and u dead n buried :)))
04:23 <kuNNyFoRCe> oh man
04:30 <kuNNyFoRCe> i stood in maccas this morning
04:33 <kuNNyFoRCe> no line
04:39 <kuNNyFoRCe> just cars in drivethru
04:41 <xM> were your pants down
04:44 <kuNNyFoRCe> waited for 15 mins.
04:49 <President_Trump> bumjacked
04:49 <Abortion> You're supposed to say "It's not about the music, its about how fast you can rhyhme"
04:59 <kuNNyFoRCe> launched my frozen coke at them and walked out very angry
05:11 <Abortion> everyone knows rap has no musical merit, its a battle of language wit
05:11 <xM> what a waste of frozen coke
05:39 <kuNNyFoRCe> dont warry it gets me irate
05:47 <kuNNyFoRCe> another maccas i through a whole chair over the counter
06:00 <kuNNyFoRCe> got chased by 2 secco's
06:11 <xM> have you ever thrown a ronald mcdonald statue?
06:21 <kuNNyFoRCe> nups
06:26 <xM> now that's impressive
06:27 <xM> try that
06:31 <kuNNyFoRCe> he should be hangin round mc michael mc jackson
06:42 <Abortion> in b4 fucked back
07:04 <kuNNyFoRCe> [[:
07:16 <xM> ok let's rap battle joellll
07:22 <xM> My dad is bad, he makes me sad
07:34 <xM> My mum is mean, she makes me clean
07:38 <kuNNyFoRCe> any love inside me not alive anymore!!!!!!!!!!!
07:41 <xM> ur turn!!!
08:23 <kuNNyFoRCe> turn u to dust then burn it like toast watch me float with a scotch and a toke
08:33 <kuNNyFoRCe> :>?¿
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09:15 <TokenDaRing> ROFL Lana
09:22 <TokenDaRing> I don't think Lana's been on in years
11:27 <ABC> laters
11:29 Quit: ABC ([email protected]) Quit:
15:59 <kuNNyFoRCe> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc0zKB88XPM
16:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: G-Unit - Poppin' Them Thangs (Explicit Version) (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 4:08 - Category: Music - 27,366,072 views - 71,841 likes (97.6%), 1,784 dislikes (2.4%)
16:05 <kuNNyFoRCe> xM
16:17 <kuNNyFoRCe> up 4 another rap lesson =P??
17:16 <xM> no, you totally owned me
17:22 <xM> i dont want to get humiliated again
17:32 <kuNNyFoRCe> bullshit
17:34 <kuNNyFoRCe> ur was better
17:49 <xM> lmao
18:31 <Abortion> xM> I'd rather be spared, because I never really cared
19:49 <Abortion> fuck so my christmas holidays start, and I haven't the foggiest what I should do
20:36 <President_Trump> go on a camping trip with ratwood
20:58 <Abortion> can't really, I have family stuff too
21:11 <kuNNyFoRCe> semi automatic spray
21:18 <Abortion> also not that keen on camping
21:29 <kuNNyFoRCe> everyhood we go thru all the gangsters around know my whole crew
23:54 <kuNNyFoRCe> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cey6pJ9Lpg8
23:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 cent- Position of Power (Jul 17, 2009) Length: 3:12 - Category: Music - 1,635,056 views - 4,092 likes (97.7%), 97 dislikes (2.3%)
23:59 Nick: steven_1 is now known as steven_
24:02 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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24:02 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v steven_
24:40 <kuNNyFoRCe> eek my diamond earing fell out O___O
25:28 <+steven_> aww poor bubba
25:38 <+steven_> i got a $10,000 payrise today
25:42 <+steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
25:59 <Abortion> nice steven_
26:13 <Abortion> You should by another club sport
26:29 <+steven_> ;p
27:08 <xM> steven_, shit, really? congrats
27:26 <kuNNyFoRCe> steven that watch is nice that what you bought for me?
27:32 <xM> not many people are getting pay rises in this economy
27:34 <kuNNyFoRCe> that chain is nice that what you bought for me?
27:54 <xM> you must be black mailing the boss with your MP3s. you probablly recorded him talking about his night with strippers n coke
29:24 <slinky_J> stupid americans
29:28 <slinky_J> 22nd i want my dlc now
29:34 <slinky_J> not on their 22nd!
33:14 <fish> whats best ps3 game i should get
36:06 <slinky_J> bayonetta
36:11 <fish> ?
37:03 <kuNNyFoRCe> Got what you need everyday, it never stops until we bleed, cops unleash a magazine makin em crash to the ground
37:03 <kuNNyFoRCe> whats up in this forsaken town, slapped down and bashed, like amelia's piss flaps, shout out to a diss, free for
37:03 <kuNNyFoRCe> everyone, sever them one by one, then back to my tea and biscuits, wether i finish 1st or 60th , the bretheren
37:03 <kuNNyFoRCe> rises like a 4 5th of sambuca out the bottle.
37:35 <kuNNyFoRCe> i got 2 go out :[[[
38:19 <kuNNyFoRCe> have shit shower shave
38:24 <kuNNyFoRCe> the 3 S's
38:25 <kuNNyFoRCe> imoz
38:41 <fish> runnyhorse fucker
38:45 <fish> runny shits
38:54 <kuNNyFoRCe> u do them christoph?
38:54 <fish> lols
39:13 <fish> so fucken bored
39:20 <fish> weed is shit makes u more bored
40:00 <fish> i going eat shit loads tonight once i cook
40:14 <fish> cause i can
40:54 <sharni> Aww yeah
41:17 <fish> hi hun sharni
41:54 <fish> cant stand up
42:01 <fish> forgot how
42:10 <fish> lols
42:37 <sharni> Elli
42:40 <sharni> Ello**
43:03 <President_Trump> fish make a video
43:43 <fish> nah man
45:51 <Skirmish> Make a video ya junkie
47:10 <Skirmish> Make a video showing how you prep your meth pipe.
47:45 <fish> i dont have crack pipe
47:52 <fish> fucken moron
48:07 <+steven_> haah
48:10 <+steven_> na i work hard
48:15 <+steven_> finally paid off
48:25 <fish> i fried
48:26 <Skirmish> Liar. You are an ICE fiend.
48:27 <fish> lols
48:50 <slinky_J> i love the smell of mushrooms on the boil
49:04 <sharni> Lmao
49:09 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: It's the internet. You're all fat and all unemployed. It's just how it is.
49:23 <sharni> steven_ you still owe me 10grand
49:28 <+steven_> :P
49:35 <xM> in childsupport?
49:41 <xM> it's all explained now!!!
49:42 <sharni> Lmao
49:42 Kick: sharni was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
49:43 <xM> steven_!!!!
49:45 <+steven_> i will fall sorry for your knee's
49:45 Join: sharni ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
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49:47 <+steven_> i will fall sorry for your knee's
49:49 <sharni> Lmao
49:49 Kick: sharni was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
49:51 <+steven_> once you earnt it
49:52 Join: sharni ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
49:52 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v sharni
49:55 <+steven_> hahah
49:55 <sharni> Wtf man
49:59 <sharni> Lmao
49:59 Kick: sharni was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
50:00 <+steven_> hahaha
50:01 Join: sharni ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
50:01 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v sharni
50:03 <+steven_> hahah
50:03 <xM> what's going on bro
50:06 <sharni> Doesn't like that word
50:08 <+steven_> nar
50:09 <xM> lma-o
50:10 <xM> yeah
50:13 <sharni> Haha
50:15 <xM> lols
50:19 <+steven_> Herb_Dean = records everything you say
50:20 <xM> lmao
50:24 <xM> awww
50:26 <xM> i dont get booted
50:32 <sharni> Lol
50:33 <xM> im speshal
50:35 <+steven_> say that again
50:36 <+steven_> :P
50:38 <xM> lols
50:39 <sharni> Lol
50:41 <xM> lmao
50:45 <sharni> Lmao
50:45 <+steven_> once more
50:47 <xM> oh u meant her
50:49 <xM> lmao
50:50 <+steven_> na u
50:51 <xM> lols
50:54 <+steven_> once more
50:57 <sharni> Yea you even I knew that
50:57 <xM> lmao
51:04 <+steven_> mmmmmmmmmm
51:10 <sharni> Lmao
51:15 <sharni> It likes me now
51:16 <sharni> Lol
51:17 <xM> steven_, spend that 10k on fixing this bot@!!!
51:19 <+steven_> after you get kicked it removes it
51:23 <+steven_> :P
51:23 <sharni> Lol
51:30 <+steven_> it will cost $0 to fix :P
51:30 <sharni> Nah he owes me that
51:32 <sharni> Oney
51:36 <sharni> Money****
51:42 <+steven_> u dont want ur money honey
51:45 <+steven_> i want ur lurve
51:53 <xM> if this kid grows up stealin' safes you can be sure who's his daddy
51:56 <sharni> bitch better have my money
52:06 <+steven_> haha
52:47 <sharni> Why are you getting a pay rise anyways
52:56 <sharni> Have you been sucking the boss off
53:07 <+steven_> he sucked me off
53:38 <sharni> And he paid you 10g to do it
53:49 <+steven_> i let him do it for free
54:07 <sharni> Lmao
54:08 <+steven_> he said, i like to pay my way, your cock is worth $10,000
54:21 <+steven_> then got a neck full
54:21 <sharni> Hahahah
54:26 <sharni> Lmao
54:26 Kick: sharni was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
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55:46 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v sharni
55:48 <sharni> Lmao
59:41 <+steven_> ;p
01:16 <nate> keep sharni away from the fruit and veggie isle ;P
01:40 <sharni> Why :(
02:21 <nate> being a carrot u may get sold
02:35 <nate> or used for sexy purposes
03:22 <sharni> Lol
04:35 <TokenDaRing> kuNNyFoRCe will slid up his backside
05:35 <nate> bit of cream cheeze
05:37 <nate> hes set
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10:19 <nate> Arbition bae, lovin chrissy;p
13:07 <nate> steven u in the middle of the fires?
13:13 <nate> cause u are hot stuff
14:15 <sharni> My mumma don't like youuuu
16:37 <Arbition> Fuck, a link I saw yesterday or today seems to have disappeared
16:45 <Arbition> I'm getting a wave of paranoia over it
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17:25 <harjep> where is that fucking weak cunt pollock
17:29 * harjep slaps breaker around a bit with a large trout
17:35 <harjep> pollock u fucking gutless cunt
17:41 <harjep> ill be in vic in 2 days
17:50 <harjep> come kill me like you recon you will fuckhead
17:54 <harjep> you got my number ring me
17:57 * harjep slaps breaker around a bit with a large trout
18:00 <harjep> bring jen so i can rape her
18:09 <harjep> like i said i would
19:59 <fish> fuck up cunt
20:07 <fish> dont talk about ppl that aint here
20:11 <fish> and like that
20:36 <harjep> pollock is here fish
20:38 <harjep> shut your mouth
20:41 <harjep> or ill call docs
21:28 <Arbition> Oi. You want to talk shit, make clear who you are
22:09 <Arbition> Found the link. I was looking in the wrong spot.
22:17 <harjep> <+Arbition> Oi. You want to talk shit, make clear who you are
22:19 <harjep> LOL!
22:26 <harjep> <+harjep> pollock u fucking gutless cunt
22:28 <harjep> * +harjep slaps breaker around a bit with a large trout
22:30 <harjep> dumb cunt
22:35 <harjep> he's right here u fuckwit
22:45 <harjep> !quote sfx
22:46 <Arbition> You you fuckwit
22:51 <harjep> !random sfx
22:51 <Herb_Dean> [75415] T: [00:55] <Osskkaarr> You and I both know... "IRC" means fuck all to you or anyone.... but it matters to those that are on here that do care because this is there only way to get away from then pain and suffering they have on there life.... oh no... cant go on IRC and try and reach out to those that might might care.
22:54 <harjep> !quote
22:54 <Herb_Dean> [73358] J. [23:27] <ladifingda> it wasn't my intention
22:57 <Herb_Dean> [73358] O. [23:27] <@officeworks> You keep saying that.. but your actions speak louder.
22:58 <Arbition> Anyone can come in anonymous and talk shit
23:06 <harjep> im not anonymous retard
23:13 <harjep> they know how i am
23:18 <harjep> this is me
23:20 <harjep> plivent
23:25 <Arbition> right
23:26 <harjep> stupid cunt
23:28 <Arbition> I'm happy with that
23:38 <Arbition> carry on
23:45 <harjep> carry on with your cock
23:48 <nate> who are u harjep legend
23:50 <nate> lolol
23:55 <harjep> lol
24:03 <nate> beautiful eyebrow man
24:31 <harjep> jen will be here shortly
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25:50 <+steven_> shexo
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31:06 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v amelia
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32:56 <+steven_> lol
33:29 <+steven_> G-stringed
50:26 <sharni> Lol
52:15 <slinky_J> put some poo in ya bum
53:33 <sharni> Yum
53:56 <+steven_> gurl
53:57 <+steven_> http://prntscr.com/9h59tb
54:00 <+steven_> look at dat body
54:01 <+steven_> gurl
54:02 <+steven_> look at dat body
54:10 <+steven_> i workout
56:02 <amelia> lean machine
57:01 <+steven_> them shoulders doe
57:35 <sharni> Lmao omg
57:37 <+steven_> no neck
57:43 <+steven_> NO NECK
57:50 <amelia> would you tap it sharni
57:57 <sharni> Cause if you like the way you look that much maybe you should go and love your self
58:07 <sharni> Yea I would
58:09 <+steven_> sharni, my mum likes everyone but she dont like u
58:15 <sharni> I'll rap him on the shoulder and say good job
58:24 <sharni> Tap**
58:31 <slinky_J> hand job
58:34 <+steven_> <sharni> I'll rape him on the shoulder and say good job
58:41 <sharni> Lmao shhh
58:51 <amelia> would you bang it
58:57 <amelia> shteven can haf 2 wives
59:06 <+steven_> haha
59:13 <sharni> Lollll
59:13 <+steven_> sharni's sister wanted a bit of the hawksta
59:19 <sharni> Loolllll
59:21 <+steven_> bback in da day
59:23 <+steven_> hahaahah
59:23 <sharni> Slarrtt
59:24 <amelia> aahahahaha
59:28 <+steven_> slarttttttt
59:28 <amelia> how old is she
59:32 <sharni> 32
59:33 <+steven_> came to perth any every ting
59:45 <+steven_> hahah
59:50 <+steven_> she was talking to emma on my facebook
59:50 <sharni> She fucked all my family off for this new guy
59:51 <sharni> Lmao
59:56 <+steven_> hahahahaa
00:00 <sharni> lol really
00:03 <+steven_> yeah
00:26 <amelia> did she do a jenn
00:37 <amelia> come to perf for an internet root
00:38 <sharni> Her new bf is a fucking steroid junkie hits her and everything yet she chooses him over my whole family
00:50 <nate> cool :P
00:56 <+steven_> ahahah
01:12 <amelia> well thats a lil fucked up
01:14 <sharni> Amelia she meet like a 23 year old on Xbox went to Perth to meet him and he dogged her
01:19 <+steven_> hahaha
01:21 <amelia> ahahahaha
01:23 <amelia> wtf
01:23 <sharni> Lol idc I hate her
01:28 <nate> was that steven ;L
01:30 <nate> lololol
01:32 <+steven_> haha
01:34 <sharni> Lololol no
01:36 <amelia> wot she look like
01:37 <+steven_> she msg'd me afterwards
01:43 <sharni> Lmao
01:43 <+steven_> blonde slart
01:54 <+steven_> give us a good photo sharni
01:54 <sharni> Did she want to meet up with you when she was there
02:00 <+steven_> yea
02:02 <nate> everybody wants a nice steven xbox ;l
02:03 <sharni> She blocked me on Facebook
02:07 <+steven_> ah
02:12 <+steven_> ill see if i got her
02:18 <sharni> Yeah you would haha
02:21 <amelia> show us
02:29 <+steven_> she might of deleted me
02:35 <+steven_> i got her banned from xbox
02:36 <+steven_> hahaa
02:38 <nate> sharnis sexy sister cool!
02:40 <amelia> does she look like you sharni
02:46 <sharni> Nah
02:46 <amelia> is your sisters name jenn
02:54 <sharni> Different dads
02:55 <sharni> Nah lol
03:00 <amelia> oh
03:02 <nate> i like these twists in the story
03:08 <nate> makes sharni exciting for once;
03:13 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHA
03:13 <nate> yeeeeah!
03:14 <sharni> Bully
03:17 <sharni> Lmao
03:23 <+steven_> can i postt her photo sharni
03:24 <+steven_> ?
03:30 <sharni> Lol idc
03:32 <nate> NUDITY!
03:33 <+steven_> http://prntscr.com/9h5d2v
03:34 <amelia> yay
03:40 <+steven_> emma deleted the nudes
03:44 <sharni> Lmao
03:48 <sharni> Nudes ?
03:50 <amelia> she is decent
03:53 <sharni> Did she send you nudes
03:57 <+steven_> yeh of her pink pussy
04:03 <sharni> Are you serious
04:15 <amelia> he talk shit
04:16 <amelia> ahahaha
04:17 <+steven_> pink nip nips
04:19 <sharni> Amelia she may be decent but she is the biggest butch out
04:25 <+steven_> even showed me her freckle
04:26 <sharni> Bitch
04:29 <sharni> Lmao
04:29 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
04:31 <+steven_> nuh
04:37 <amelia> FReCKLe
04:38 <+steven_> i dont ask for dat shit
04:43 <nate> butch :D
04:43 <sharni> Fucking back stabbing bitch
04:46 <+steven_> na
04:49 <sharni> Anyways
04:49 <+steven_> i didnt get no pics
04:55 <+steven_> she sent me pics one time
04:57 <amelia> i wish i had a sister
05:00 <sharni> Wouldn't surprise me if you did
05:04 <sharni> Fucking slart
05:05 <+steven_> haha
05:05 <nate> i wish i had oskar
05:06 <Arbition> She'll realise only too late what a dumb choice she made
05:09 <+steven_> nar
05:12 <nate> 1 hour oral
05:28 <sharni> She was bashed up for 7 years by one of her exs and wasn't allowed to see my family
05:31 <nate> needs a nice guy with wet hair to pull ;l
05:32 <+steven_> hahhahahaha
05:34 <sharni> She doesn't learn she's that fucked up
05:39 <amelia> she doesn't lookm32
05:42 <amelia> look
05:51 <sharni> She was born in 1963
05:54 <sharni> Sorry
05:56 <sharni> 1983
05:58 <nate> lolol
05:58 <amelia> woah
06:03 <sharni> Lmao
06:04 <+steven_> same as me
06:09 <sharni> Yep
06:16 <Arbition> sharni: I can't say this without being offensive, so here goes, you've not done so much better yourself
06:27 <nate> omg Arbition :D
06:28 <Arbition> You're not getting bashed, so theres that
06:28 <amelia> WOAH
06:28 Kick: amelia was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
06:29 <sharni> What are you trying to say
06:30 <nate> LOLOL
06:30 Kick: nate was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
06:38 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
06:38 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nate
06:41 <sharni> I love my life :)
06:43 <Arbition> Well your man walked away
06:48 <sharni> So...
06:52 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
06:52 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v amelia
06:54 <nate> OMG Arbition!
06:56 <nate> LOLOL
06:56 Kick: nate was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
06:57 <amelia> wot did i miss
07:00 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
07:00 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nate
07:00 <amelia> wot did i miss
07:00 Kick: amelia was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
07:07 <sharni> I didn't love him anyway s
07:13 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
07:13 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v amelia
07:20 <Arbition> but you still hung on for longer than you should have
07:20 <amelia> I will snap your neck shteven
07:20 <nate> Arbition LOLOLOLOLOL
07:26 <+steven_> hahaa
07:29 <+steven_> dont repeat slart
07:30 <amelia> i cant stop laughing
07:44 <sharni> Yea I did.. Needed time to wake up and realise I'm better off with out him
07:47 <amelia> Arbortion where did that even come from
07:50 <amelia> ahahaha
07:51 <sharni> I'm happy :)
07:52 <+steven_> hahah
08:03 <+steven_> i send her body pics
08:05 <+steven_> she dont need a man
08:23 <sharni> Yea my career is on pause for at the moment but that doesn't mean I'll ever start a career
08:26 <sharni> Lmao
08:30 <+steven_> i will have a fan club soon
08:33 <+steven_> ill bring em all in here
08:33 <nate> Arbition im watching u ;l
08:42 <Arbition> I'm saying its really common to pick the wrong partner, and hang on too long, and pointing out that sharni isn't perfect either
08:53 <sharni> No one is perfect
08:55 <+steven_> no one is perfect
08:59 <+steven_> unless its steve
09:01 <sharni> Lolol
09:03 <sharni> Lmao
09:12 <nate> wrong or right its love, like when oskar and jen didnt have sex
09:23 <+steven_> exactly!
09:24 <Arbition> naaaaaaate. Maaaaaaaate
09:29 <nate> LOLOL
09:31 <amelia> i didnt realise Arbortion could be so sassy
09:37 <amelia> this changes everything
09:44 <sharni> Lmao
09:46 <nate> i dont mean to offend but Arbition lets sex it up
09:46 <+steven_> Sassy
09:49 <+steven_> shassy
09:55 <nate> LOLOLOL
09:57 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHHAHAAHA
10:03 <Arbition> Just call me, A Sassy Black Woman
10:10 <sharni> That's hawt
10:11 <amelia> ok Laqueisha
10:16 <Arbition> Cards against humanity represent
10:20 <+steven_> man
10:23 <+steven_> i had a shower
10:26 <+steven_> but i feel like a wank
10:29 <sharni> steven_ lol I'm finally moving to a house I can get internet lol
10:30 <+steven_> shits fucked
10:36 <sharni> Cheering haha
10:42 <Arbition> steven_: So its like when you brush your teeth, then you want to eat
10:58 <Arbition> but whack it off rather than shove food in your gut
11:06 <+steven_> yeh that happens everyday
11:07 <amelia> i fink i turned out da best in here
11:13 <amelia> i mean, i have a dog
11:17 <amelia> case closed
11:20 <+steven_> you are a dog
11:24 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
11:24 <+steven_> jk!
11:24 <Arbition> woof
11:26 <Arbition> I'm a cow
11:28 <amelia> ruff ruff
11:32 <+steven_> reow
11:36 <sharni> Lmao
11:57 <+steven_> so anyway
12:08 <+steven_> GENERAL manager calls me into his office today
12:16 <amelia> oh yah, continue
12:21 <+steven_> come here ratbag, he said
12:23 <amelia> pls proceed
12:30 <sharni> Gives him a blowie
12:35 <amelia> ahahahahhaaha
12:35 <+steven_> so i proceeded into the boardroom
12:39 <sharni> And says I'm easing your pay by 10g
12:44 <nate> rat bag?:)
12:47 <sharni> Raising *
12:48 <+steven_> he continues to tell me im the biggest asset in the building
13:04 <+steven_> and he would like to give me an extra $10,000
13:08 <nate> biggest xbox fan :D
13:09 <amelia> but your shoulders were too big n couldn't get thru boardroom doorframes
13:12 <sharni> And that's going to me
13:12 <+steven_> YEAAAAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:16 <Arbition> man this makes me feel bad. My boss was giving speeches thanking us for what we do. But when it got to me, he was like, "I don't know what you do, but, uhh, you don't get paid enough"
13:21 <sharni> My money!!
13:36 <+steven_> HAHA
13:42 <+steven_> my boss tells everyone they are overpaid
13:44 <amelia> 10k xmas bonus on payrise
13:50 <nate> i dont know what Arbition does, i dont mean to offend lol
13:59 <Arbition> yah but you're not my boss
14:02 <amelia> he jus wets his hair
14:03 <+steven_> i said to him after i got it
14:14 <Arbition> I'm kinda worried he'll go, hmm, you don't work enough, I'm letting you go
14:16 <+steven_> 'so when you make me redundant i get more money ey?'
14:18 <nate> Arbition i am your boss!!
14:19 <+steven_> ahaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
14:24 <nate> suck me nutz
14:26 <amelia> and calls people out on how well in life they are doing
14:39 <Arbition> nate: You ain't going to dom me like that
14:40 <+steven_> this guy
14:44 <+steven_> is a complete fucking wanker
14:46 <nate> lollol
14:48 <sharni> Steven did you tell everyone that your buying me a new Holden
14:50 <+steven_> i dont care he give me money
14:52 <nate> u rat bag Arbition
14:59 <+steven_> he is a SNAKE
15:09 <Arbition> that would be my chinese zodiac
15:19 <+steven_> he has a X6
15:22 <amelia> SNAKE
15:23 <+steven_> worth over a $150,000
15:32 <+steven_> HAHAHAAHA
15:35 <+steven_> CHECK THIS OUT GUYS
15:40 <sharni> Lol
15:41 <+steven_> before i walked out
15:45 <+steven_> actually
15:48 <+steven_> when i walked in
15:51 <+steven_> i was the shit kicker
15:57 <+steven_> when i left that room
16:07 <amelia> shteven makes me laugh when he gets excited
16:08 <+steven_> i was in charge of peoples hours, anual leave all sorts of shit
16:19 <Arbition> steven is management looool
16:22 <+steven_> yes
16:27 <+steven_> EVERY LAUGHED THERE HEADS OFF
16:28 <sharni> Lol
16:29 <+steven_> WHEN I TOLD THEM
16:35 <amelia> payroll?
16:35 <+steven_> ahahahahahaah
16:54 <+steven_> i dont know
16:59 <+steven_> they said somthing along them lines
17:09 <+steven_> you guys know me just as good as them ahhaah
17:12 <kuNNyFoRCe> http://i63.tinypic.com/1zxrrl1.jpg
17:14 <+steven_> im like this at work
17:15 <amelia> ahahhhaahaa
17:21 <kuNNyFoRCe> iM iN DaR dUNNy
17:25 <sharni> Lol wtf
17:29 <+steven_> skiddys in the toliet
17:29 <Arbition> I wouldn't be too pleased. It means you have to deal with people who are shitty and want more money, while trying to get more sick days off
17:30 <kuNNyFoRCe> taken a PooOOOOoooo
17:31 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA KUNNY
17:41 <TokenDaRing> Why do people still use tinypic?
17:43 <amelia> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
17:44 <TokenDaRing> That thing is shit
17:48 <nate> u got a big moe kunny
17:49 <TokenDaRing> Fucking christ, imgur
17:49 <sharni> Lol
18:00 <nate> for licking out chix rite
18:29 <Arbition> but hey, an extra 10 grand is an extra 10 grand
18:32 <amelia> pudgy lil short fucker
18:46 <nate> amelia likes hats
19:03 <amelia> not on fat ugly pedo fucks like him
19:04 <+steven_> kunny
19:08 <+steven_> show us ya sixpack
19:20 <Arbition> I have a keg :)
19:53 <+steven_> <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9h59tb
19:53 <+steven_> <LwaXmas> when he connects
19:58 <+steven_> mwahahahaa
20:05 <amelia> ahahahahqh
20:08 <+steven_> she is super serious and im sending her selfies
20:16 <Arbition> huh what
20:23 <Arbition> sharni's sister?
20:32 <sharni> Lol
20:39 <sharni> She's not my sister
20:43 <amelia> sharnis equally as fucked up in life sister apparently
20:44 <+steven_> yeh the 10k aint worth it
20:52 <kuNNyFoRCe> whats so funny bout a dood showing a picture of himself
21:00 <sharni> Well I'm not :)
21:00 <amelia> its very funny
21:02 <+steven_> the dood showng the picture
21:07 <kuNNyFoRCe> imagine that dude with long hair
21:08 <kuNNyFoRCe> mmmmmm
21:14 <Arbition> ugh I shouldn't have said that
21:18 <Arbition> sorry sharni
21:22 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAH
21:22 <kuNNyFoRCe> thats not actually me
21:23 <sharni> 5 kids to 3 different dads I'm nothing like her
21:24 <+steven_> take a photo of all your drugs kuNNyFoRCe
21:31 <amelia> relax sharni
21:36 <Arbition> THE FUCK?
21:36 <kuNNyFoRCe> i got a little bit of bud
21:39 <sharni> I am lol just saying haha
21:45 <kuNNyFoRCe> ill show u my bud if u want bruvs
21:48 <amelia> jus playing @ you
21:50 <+steven_> yeah
21:57 <kuNNyFoRCe> yes?
22:03 <+steven_> whatever cunt
22:05 <+steven_> i dont care
22:07 <sharni> Haha ok
22:11 <+steven_> u wanna see my gun ?
22:11 <kuNNyFoRCe> hehe ill see
22:16 <kuNNyFoRCe> no thx
22:22 <+steven_> 2 bad
22:22 <kuNNyFoRCe> eww
22:26 <sharni> Lol
22:46 <amelia> kunny how short are you
22:59 <kuNNyFoRCe> i am
23:03 <kuNNyFoRCe> 176cm
23:05 <sharni> Short guys are yucky
23:10 <Arbition> So boss not really knowing what I'm doing aside, we had lunch at A Hereford Beefstouw
23:16 <sharni> Well guys shorter than mehh
23:24 <amelia> how tall you sharni
23:30 <sharni> 167cms
23:49 <fish> lols
23:52 <fish> 197
23:58 <Arbition> I'd like to say short enough I could rest my arm on your head, but its not quite
24:03 <fish> or 198
24:12 <sharni> Lol
24:24 <amelia> Arbortion is a bully
24:25 <fish> i could
24:54 <TokenDaRing> Hey fish
24:54 <Arbition> Yes, I am a master at the psychological games
24:57 <Arbition> or something
25:32 <fish> bored
25:33 <amelia> no
25:35 <fish> yes
25:40 <TokenDaRing> How's it going bud?
25:42 <Arbition> 'course if someone were to come bash me, I'd probably not do too well
25:54 <sharni> Lol
26:01 <Arbition> like sincity, who never came
26:07 <sharni> Does that mean I could bash you up
26:23 <Arbition> You could try I guess
26:38 <Arbition> I'd probably be like, noooo I can't hit you
26:40 <TokenDaRing> kuNNyFoRCe didn't come to Chermside today
26:43 <TokenDaRing> I was most sad at this
26:50 <sharni> Lmao
27:13 <+steven_> get on skype like...
27:13 <+steven_> http://prntscr.com/9h5kwy
27:21 <kuNNyFoRCe> phone is giving me the shits hangon
27:37 <TokenDaRing> I didn't know the phones could make you crap yourself
27:46 <sharni> lol
28:31 <Arbition> sharni: Do you think you'd make a good thug? People wouldn't want to hit you back
28:50 <sharni> Everyone was scared at me at school so yea why not
28:58 <Arbition> orly
29:01 <Arbition> what'd you do?
29:04 <sharni> Apparently my eyes are scary
29:08 <fish> cool
29:09 <Arbition> haha
29:15 <sharni> I did nothing lol never had a fight at school
29:24 <fish> lols
29:30 <Arbition> I think I smile too much for people to be scared of me
29:33 <+steven_> lololol
29:39 <+steven_> i had heaps of fights
29:46 <+steven_> mcloopy dog is a weak cunt
29:55 <+steven_> he watched me so many times getting mobbed
29:59 <+steven_> just stood there and watched
30:01 <+steven_> haahahahahahaaha
30:05 <Arbition> waaaat
30:10 <sharni> Wow
30:13 <fish> i only got one hug at school
30:19 <+steven_> like 3 differnt times
30:29 <Arbition> Some friend :|
30:30 <fish> O_o
30:35 <sharni> Pussy
30:42 <fish> lick
30:51 <+steven_> i was with all my mates
30:53 <+steven_> hahaaha
31:03 <sharni> Lol
31:07 <+steven_> they all watched
31:14 <sharni> "Mates"
31:24 <+steven_> this guy walks up to me
31:30 <+steven_> 'you fucked my girlfriend dog'
31:46 <Arbition> did you actually?
31:50 <sharni> Lol
31:50 <+steven_> i was like "na man wasnt me. wow you got alot of friends"
31:54 <+steven_> hahaa
32:04 <+steven_> then from the side kinghit
32:07 <sharni> Did you do it though
32:11 <+steven_> like 6 of em kicking me
32:13 <+steven_> na i didnt fuck her
32:17 <amelia> I got in fight wif girl who stole my mickey mouse watch n another girl who told my lil bro to shut the fuck up
32:17 <+steven_> she fucked me
32:18 <sharni> Lol
32:19 <+steven_> slut
32:21 <amelia> gangsta
32:21 <sharni> Hahahaha
32:30 <Arbition> looool steven_
32:47 <thestig> loll stevennnnnnnnnnn
32:47 <+steven_> anyway after the kick the shit outta me
32:53 <+steven_> for like 20 seconds they all run off
32:54 <sharni> Only fight I really had was with my slart of a sister when I was pregnant
32:57 <+steven_> across the park
33:04 <+steven_> i jumped up called all my mates weak cunts
33:08 <thestig> and your mates just stood there?
33:11 <+steven_> yeah
33:14 <+steven_> mcloop was there
33:15 <+steven_> ahahahaaha
33:16 <thestig> weak as piss
33:16 <amelia> YOU WAS PREGNANT
33:16 <Arbition> shit son
33:18 <Arbition> thats bogus
33:25 <sharni> Yea she came at me
33:26 <amelia> i wanna see a pregnant girl fight
33:31 <+steven_> they were all at the pavilion
33:34 <amelia> kunny would love it i reckon
33:35 <+steven_> i took my bag off
33:38 <+steven_> and called them back
33:49 <Arbition> sharni: So your sister is really nuts then?
33:51 <Arbition> what was it about?
33:53 <+steven_> after just getting kicked around like a pinball machine
33:56 <kuNNyFoRCe> steven_
33:59 <kuNNyFoRCe> http://i64.tinypic.com/28tuejt.jpg
34:01 <+steven_> they all came back
34:03 <kuNNyFoRCe> few buds bruass
34:05 <sharni> I'm taller than her so I just grabbed her and pushed her down on a fence which is about hip height funny thing is my real brother jumped in too
34:11 <+steven_> so i said lets have a fair fight
34:14 <sharni> Yea my sister os fucked up
34:18 <sharni> Is*
34:21 <amelia> arbortion is tryna be nice after bein a cword
34:26 <+steven_> ahahah
34:32 <Arbition> ooooh a fair fight, who wants that?
34:49 <kuNNyFoRCe> cant press those buds in bruv
34:51 <+steven_> thats poo dope
34:52 <Arbition> amelia: Damn, you called me out
34:57 <kuNNyFoRCe> theyre all literally rock hard tbh imo xd ...
35:03 <amelia> I'm onto you
35:04 <thestig> kuniva looks like leaf
35:05 <Arbition> Does this mean I have to back track again?
35:15 <amelia> get your backtrack on boy
35:22 * Arbition peddles
35:26 <Arbition> idk what I'm doing though
35:45 <amelia> BaCKTRaCKS BaCK, aLRiGHT!
35:51 <nate> kunny looks like u dumped on the table
35:57 <Arbition> Everybody, rock your body
36:09 <nate> what the fuck is your phone
36:14 <amelia> yeah yeah
36:15 <nate> 1996 iphone
36:21 <nate> kunny stylez
36:58 <nate> no more photos please kuNNyFoRCe
37:03 <Arbition> for some reason for a day I was thinking of "runny cunny"
37:11 <nate> even stevos phone is bad ;l
37:13 <nate> lolol
37:16 <Arbition> and I was like, why the fuck do I keep thinking that
37:26 <kuNNyFoRCe> got no more photos
37:33 <kuNNyFoRCe> that one i just showed is my most recent one
37:37 <nate> NO MORE BLURRY PHOTOS KKUNNY
37:39 <kuNNyFoRCe> 20 mins ago he he . . .
37:41 <nate> KUNNY@
37:44 <nate> NO MORE
37:48 <amelia> he he u r shit he he
38:15 <nate> nudes are fine tho kunny
38:16 <kuNNyFoRCe> ._.
38:21 <nate> take a few
38:32 <amelia> show us dat peepee
38:33 Nick: kuNNyFoRCe is now known as JonMcGarvie
38:37 <amelia> wormy wormy
38:42 <JonMcGarvie> ahhhhh yes
38:46 Nick: JonMcGarvie is now known as smooworm
39:00 <nate> the blurry phone u wont be able to see anything anyhowz
39:11 <nate> pg rated blur
39:13 <smooworm> i the blur king
39:14 <nate> japanese porn
39:19 <smooworm> i god
39:45 <sharni> Hawt
39:46 <smooworm> fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fis
39:53 <smooworm> u there man?
40:10 <sharni> Here fishy fishy fishy
40:25 * smooworm sends hordes of lemmings over sharni
40:27 * smooworm stabs sharni in the face
40:28 * smooworm sends some DDoS in sharni's direction
40:30 * smooworm slaps sharni around a bit with a small Imperial-Class Stardestroyer
40:36 <sharni> Lol
42:00 <Arbition> Well if we're posting photos, here is a non-nude one of me http://i.imgur.com/DNTw85S.jpg (sorry nate and amelia, not today eh)
42:23 <nate> sharni was just about to message you smooworm for some blurry cyber sex
42:40 Nick: ted-afk is now known as alto
42:51 <TokenDaRing> This is the real smooworm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJtDUZMSOBw
42:54 Nick: alto is now known as teddy
42:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Francis RAGE QUITS Diablo 3!!! (Jul 5, 2012) Length: 4:10 - Category: Gaming - 1,151,685 views - 11,967 likes (92.8%), 934 dislikes (7.2%)
42:59 <nate> Arbition are those ya sexy eyes
43:37 <Arbition> expanded by the magnifying glasses that are my glasses
44:08 <amelia> are you stoned
44:33 <amelia> ffs if you're not gonna post nudes or at least panty pics then don't post nothin at all
44:35 <nate> amelia thats how ppl with glasses look mate :D
44:38 <nate> comeon
44:39 <amelia> fuckin sick of dis
44:40 <Arbition> mmmm mm mmmmmmm no
44:42 <nate> do not offend him
44:44 <nate> lololol
44:45 <amelia> I WEAR GLASSES NATHANIEL
44:49 <amelia> AHAHAHA nate
44:58 <nate> ohh not another one :P
45:00 <nate> lolol
45:02 <Arbition> Never done the slightest bit of weed in my life
45:17 <nate> 20 20 vision or nothing, not to offend people with glasses
45:18 <nate> LOLOL
45:28 <amelia> you've gone n done an Abortion and offended me now
45:42 <nate> lolol
45:46 <nate> very true
45:48 <Arbition> lol that is my legacy
46:21 <nate> im watching my nigger in starwarz, not to offend the black people
46:28 <amelia> ahahahahhahaahahhahaha
46:40 <amelia> and there it is, nathaniels new word of the week
46:44 <amelia> offend
47:01 <Arbition> I never said didn't mean to offend though
47:04 <nate> yes Arbition has done it 2 me!
47:16 <Arbition> I said it would be and there was nothing I could do to make it not
47:24 <smooworm> ooo
47:31 <smooworm> ex gf accepted friend invite o_O
47:39 <nate> smooworm would u like to suck her tt's
47:41 <smooworm> o,o
47:43 <sharni> Lmao
47:48 <amelia> sharni wot do you think of abortions plump lips
47:51 <smooworm> ye her tt'z
48:03 <sharni> Mehhhh
48:12 <Arbition> you could say, I have nigger lips
48:16 <smooworm> lolz
48:17 <amelia> would you kiss/sit on dem
48:19 <amelia> ?
48:20 <smooworm> [[:
48:25 <teddy> LOL at that video
48:31 <teddy> the incredible BULK
48:32 <smooworm> i get alot of cars that beep me for nothing
48:36 <nate> abortion will drill your plasterboard for sure, hes a handy man
48:40 <smooworm> im upto 27
48:45 <smooworm> i cound them
48:49 * Arbition arms his portable drill
48:53 <smooworm> all chix
48:55 <Arbition> holster at side
48:59 <amelia> they beep cos you're a drug fucked pedo standing in middle of the road
49:11 <amelia> fuckin move
49:12 <smooworm> he he mebbe
49:22 <smooworm> i got into a fight with dude one night
49:35 <smooworm> and this girl drives up and stops asks me if i need a lift anywhere after i kicked his ass
49:39 <smooworm> lololol
49:58 <amelia> ok your lies are boring
50:03 <smooworm> :O
50:05 <amelia> so jus shut up instead
50:08 <smooworm> okies
50:11 <Arbition> ssssssss
50:11 <smooworm> ;//
50:14 <amelia> ta
50:20 <Arbition> thats the ciggie being extinguished
50:24 <sharni> Lmao
50:28 <smooworm> blue eyes .... babys got ... blue eyesss
50:56 <smooworm> shteven my bud is from an aboriginal man
50:56 <Arbition> can you imagine amelia with one of those ciggarette extension pipes?
51:01 <Arbition> and the fur coat?
51:06 <smooworm> LOLOLLOLOLOL
51:09 <sharni> No
51:13 <amelia> AHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
51:15 <smooworm> wearing boots
51:21 <amelia> are you callin me cruella devil
51:21 <+steven_> noice
51:28 <smooworm> big arse hat
51:29 <Arbition> mmm yes amelia would make a fine loan shark
51:38 <smooworm> taxedermy fox or somethin
52:12 <Arbition> no no
52:18 <smooworm> i better not go to maccas in the morning
52:22 <Arbition> not quite that
52:28 <Arbition> even though there are those elements
52:29 <smooworm> i threw a frozen coke over the counter
52:37 <sharni> Lol why
52:46 <Arbition> I imagine you being a bit more full figured than her, she was bony
52:58 <smooworm> bcuz they making me wait 15 minutes for one petty bacon n egg mcmuffin
53:10 <Arbition> also a bit nuts, you'd just be the kind of person to extinguish someones ego
53:27 <amelia> i possess no cruella traits i do believe
53:31 <smooworm> if u come upto me bad mouthing me i will chin ya where ya stand
53:32 <sharni> Lol
53:47 <xM> lookin' smooth Arbition
54:01 <smooworm> my understanding in the art of karate helps me overcome physical fights
54:03 <Arbition> cmon amelia, that attitude is sexy
54:11 <Arbition> not cruella but yeah
54:38 <smooworm> before you even get near me I will headkick you first
54:49 <Arbition> Loan shark amelia. Doesn't take shit from no one. Waves hand casually and the goons take away the person in arrears
54:54 <smooworm> big roundhouse knock ya for 6
54:57 <smooworm> LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
54:59 <amelia> AHAHAHHA
55:54 Nick: amelia is now known as amousia
55:56 <smooworm> how u teach a blonde maths subtract clothes divivde legs square root watch he multiply
56:25 <sharni> Lmao
56:31 <nate> is sharni a real blonde
56:38 <nate> or is she another fake
56:46 <amousia> not to offend
56:50 <nate> Arbition what do u like :L
56:52 <Arbition> pfft, only real blonds come from the north
56:52 <smooworm> ---If you sit by the river of life long enough, You'll watch your enemies float by you---
56:59 <Arbition> In Scandinavia
57:09 <sharni> I have blond highlights
57:14 <amousia> no i am pretty sure blondes are born all over
57:17 <sharni> I'm brunette
57:24 <Arbition> ssssssssh amousia
57:28 <smooworm> im goin for the roman reighns look
57:35 <smooworm> i reckon thatd be the way to go
57:54 <amousia> you pull off more the "pedo" look
58:03 <smooworm> got grow my hair for a couple more years yet :\\
58:04 <nate> another fake
58:15 <nate> smooworm u can fake orgasm cant ya
58:19 <sharni> Lol
58:31 <Arbition> My hair isn't true blonde, but it goes blonde in the sun
58:33 <sharni> That's what girls do best hahaha
58:39 <amousia> did you orgasm when plummer ate your botbot smooworm
59:32 <xM> Arbition, did your ex dye her hair?
59:37 <smooworm> http://i65.tinypic.com/5mwd2u.jpg
59:38 <smooworm> this fellow
59:40 <Arbition> Nah
59:46 <smooworm> i wanna be just like him! >.<
59:56 <sharni> Eww
00:23 <Arbition> That hair is totally metal
00:37 <smooworm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCk-hGhxz0Y
00:38 <smooworm> my gf
00:41 <smooworm> :)))
00:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paige trains and tones for the ring: WWE Body Series — Powered by TapouT (May 7, 2015) Length: 1:01 - Category: Sports - 726,446 views - 11,021 likes (97.9%), 232 dislikes (2.1%)
00:52 <smooworm> oh shit ive cracked a stiff bbl
01:19 <Arbition> http://i0.wp.com/www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dethklok_00398204.jpg
02:25 <Arbition> xM: ^ if I get a guitar I need more black
02:30 <amousia> yah i go gym wif my hair all pretty n curled n out like dat too
02:40 <amousia> makes it soso much easier to work out
02:44 <amousia> but she is sexy
03:26 <xM> and white or red eye contacts
03:38 <+steven_> ill show you my tatto
03:41 <+steven_> http://prntscr.com/9h5xck
03:45 <xM> i remember that cartoon
03:50 <xM> i watched that when i was psychotic
03:57 <Arbition> coloured contacts, oh dear
03:58 <xM> i thought that William was based on me
04:18 <Arbition> ehhhh Murderface?
04:21 <xM> yeh
04:22 <smooworm> can pony tail but is only bout 4-5 inches ;;;;/
04:44 <sharni> That ain't you steven_ lmao
04:58 <Arbition> I'd be skwisgaar
05:07 <smooworm> fuck got 4 points for 150
05:12 <smooworm> 5 fucken minutes
05:16 <smooworm> in 5 fucken minutes
05:18 <xM> plus with them going on about the 'nwo'
05:19 <+steven_> lol
05:31 <+steven_> yeh it is
05:38 <+steven_> me and some bird i just met today
05:40 <smooworm> wonder if this onion is gonna talk to me
05:45 <+steven_> she liked my tattoo
05:52 <smooworm> ahh yes tattoo
05:54 <xM> is this the real steven_
05:54 <smooworm> melies
06:01 <smooworm> i got your name tatto'd on my junk
06:13 <+steven_> there isnt enough room
06:22 <smooworm> ?
06:23 <+steven_> initials if your lucky
06:32 <smooworm> .
06:32 <sharni> lol lies
06:40 <smooworm> what font are you goin on about shithead
06:48 <+steven_> small font
06:52 <smooworm> comic sans or something u fuckarse
06:56 <sharni> Lmao
07:11 <smooworm> i remember steven from way back
07:15 <smooworm> i made money outta his family
07:25 <smooworm> i got 50 bucks an hour to shit in his dads mouth
07:35 <+steven_> HEHEH
07:49 <smooworm> i gonna chop a bud
07:57 <+steven_> i have choped a bud
08:00 <nate> a blur bud
08:03 <smooworm> did u see the christmas tree thing i tried to do in pic
08:07 <smooworm> prob not but i screwed it up
08:13 <+steven_> shuddup ur face
08:15 <nate> a blur tree
08:28 <smooworm> bra
08:33 <+steven_> !stats breaker
08:33 <Herb_Dean> (Stats:breaker)(Lines: 0)(Actions: 0)(Words: 0)(People Kicked: 0)(Times Kicked: 6)(People Banned: 0)(Times Banned: 1)
08:33 <sharni> Lmao
08:37 <smooworm> i gave this chick the contact for this bud my brother
08:42 <smooworm> ofcourse i get hooked up madly
08:44 <+steven_> sharni, breaker = officeworks
08:53 <sharni> Ohh
08:55 Quit: Lana ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
08:56 <smooworm> !hangman
08:56 <Herb_Dean> Get ready for some hangman... We are hanging xM, unless you can prevent it. !hang <letter> to guess a letter. Current clue: _______ Letters remaining: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
08:59 <smooworm> !solve blackdevil
09:00 <Herb_Dean> Sorry smooworm but that is not the correct answer.
09:00 <nate> sharni if u want 1 hour oral ask breaker
09:03 <smooworm> bullshit
09:10 <nate> NUMMIEZ
09:18 <sharni> Mehh
09:20 <smooworm> !stop
09:20 <Herb_Dean> Hangman game has been stopped in #nerdhacks by smooworm.
09:24 <smooworm> fucken loser
09:36 <+steven_> haha
09:41 <+steven_> you wont win a game of hangman
09:44 <+steven_> not while TokenDaRing is here
09:54 <smooworm> yeah be he is a homosexual loser
10:04 <TokenDaRing> this is smooworm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJtDUZMSOBw
10:08 <TokenDaRing> Check it out
10:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Francis RAGE QUITS Diablo 3!!! (Jul 5, 2012) Length: 4:10 - Category: Gaming - 1,151,700 views - 11,967 likes (92.8%), 934 dislikes (7.2%)
10:13 <TokenDaRing> That's how fat smooworm is
10:17 <+steven_> ahahah
10:23 <+steven_> my mate when i beat him at a game
10:27 Quit: Simwolf1 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
10:28 <+steven_> i swear he bashes his g/f when i leave
10:51 <sharni> Wow
11:01 <smooworm> im real close to whaling this cunt ay
11:11 <smooworm> im gonna give this cunt a call right now and get the ball rolling
11:15 <xM> steven_, you are indirectly responsible!!!
11:22 <TokenDaRing> You mean beaching yourself because you're fat, smooworm?
11:24 <xM> throw a few games for the girl's sake m8
11:34 <smooworm> if i go away for a couple hours unexpectedly, I am whaling this cunt. bbs
11:38 <xM> but keep it close, to not give it away
12:19 <TokenDaRing> No, beat him at everything, eventually he'll hate himself so much he'll do himself in
13:10 <+steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlWsKoNC_h0
13:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Justin Bieber - Love Yourself (Lyrics Video) Cover (Nov 12, 2015) Length: 3:40 - Category: Music - 6,525,390 views - 39,723 likes (96.4%), 1,481 dislikes (3.6%)
13:25 <amousia> u r a gae
13:34 <+steven_> BABY I BEEN MOVING ON, AND I THINK U SHOULD BE SOMETHING I WANNA HOLD BACK MAYBE UI SHOULD KNOW THAT
13:39 <+steven_> amousia MY MUMMA DONT LIKE YOU
13:42 <sharni> Holy shit steven_ I just put that song on lol
13:54 <amousia> you both pair of gays
13:57 <sharni> Lmao
13:57 <+steven_> AND SHE LIKES EVERYONE
14:01 <amousia> gay as aids
14:06 <+steven_> post a song
14:10 <sharni> I hate him but he is bringing some good music out atm
14:11 <+steven_> no krs aids
14:13 <amousia> I WILL
14:15 <amousia> ahahahahaa
14:17 <amousia> ok fine
14:24 <+steven_> one i will like
14:28 <+steven_> not jarule either
14:30 <+steven_> hahaaha
14:37 <+steven_> or ashanti
14:41 <amousia> fuck off
14:46 <amousia> thats your shit hip hop
14:52 <+steven_> lolololol
14:52 <amousia> my hip hop is #1
14:59 <+steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooool
14:59 <amousia> ok but no hip hop cos you will cry
15:00 <+steven_> lets go
15:01 <amousia> https://youtu.be/F1pB4rCz3dQ
15:03 <+steven_> DANCE OFF
15:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kiiara - Gold (Jun 21, 2015) Length: 3:46 - Category: Music - 2,957,154 views - 35,711 likes (99.1%), 309 dislikes (0.9%)
15:21 <amousia> i accept your challenge
15:30 <+steven_> did tisk make this song?
15:40 <xM> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE5YOVCahcQ
15:43 <amousia> do you see any ascii?
15:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tosh.0 'Smell Yo Dick' Official Music Video (Jun 2, 2012) Length: 2:35 - Category: Music - 1,354,439 views - 5,430 likes (93.8%), 357 dislikes (6.2%)
15:45 <amousia> no
15:48 <amousia> therefore no he did not
15:49 <xM> did you say that to your ex sharni ?
16:02 <sharni> Say what
16:03 Join: Simwolf1 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:03 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Simwolf1
16:12 <xM> Can I Smell Yo Dick
16:18 <+steven_> i said one i would like
16:20 <sharni> Lol no
16:21 <xM> it's about a guy that's very very naughty
16:23 <+steven_> but what evs
16:31 <+steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOKqNxN4jWM
16:35 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Snake - Middle (Audio) ft. Bipolar Sunshine (Oct 15, 2015) Length: 3:41 - Category: Music - 7,168,938 views - 72,126 likes (98.2%), 1,338 dislikes (1.8%)
16:38 <xM> steven_, u drunk bro?
16:43 <+steven_> drunk in love
16:53 <sharni> Lmao
16:56 <smooworm> typical
17:03 <+steven_> shuddup ur face dawg
17:07 <sharni> Lol
17:11 <amousia> mine is better
17:31 <+steven_> the only one way to find out
17:40 <amousia> vote
17:41 <amousia> vote
17:41 <smooworm> i sent him a text 'theres 5 of us around the corner from yours'
17:42 <amousia> vote
17:42 <+steven_> look to see what one is higher on the aussie charts
17:44 <smooworm> aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahah
17:46 <+steven_> ;)
17:49 <amousia> no
17:53 <+steven_> im sure people have already voted
18:08 <amousia> have you not heard that everything that glitters aint gold
18:09 <smooworm> i nearly stabbed his friend in the face
18:17 <smooworm> only missed by a couple inches
18:22 <+steven_> amousia
18:28 <+steven_> the stats are already in the channel
18:29 <amousia> if anything, the higher on the charts the more shit
18:32 <amousia> NUH
18:36 <amousia> FUCK YOUR STATS
18:39 <+steven_> Kiiara - Gold (Jun 21, 2015) Length: 3:46 - Category: Music - 2,957,154 views - 35,711 likes (99.1%), 309 dislikes (0.9%)
18:45 <amousia> GAME OVER I WIN
18:48 <smooworm> FUCK theyre here EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
18:49 <+steven_> nuh
18:58 Quit: smooworm ([email protected]) Quit: /me runs
19:04 <amousia> HAVE FUN IN 2ND PLACE AKA LAST
19:13 <+steven_> DJ Snake - Middle (Audio) ft. Bipolar Sunshine (Oct 15, 2015) Length: 3:41 - Category: Music - 7,168,938 views - 72,126 likes (98.2%),
19:32 <amousia> 99% likes
19:38 <amousia> compared to 98
19:40 <amousia> i win
19:41 <amousia> bl
19:45 <xM> can we see you boppin' 2 dis on twitch
19:57 <+steven_> kekeke~
20:03 <amousia> kekekekelah
20:09 <+steven_> i will show you my sixpack on twitch
20:25 <Arbition> lol dem kids
20:27 <xM> everyone get in while you can!! steven_ is loooooose
20:50 <+steven_> i dont drink.. FYI !
20:50 <+steven_> :P
21:20 <xM> k must be paternity test coming back that you're the daddy of sharnies bebbies
21:26 <Arbition> Hmm, if I wore a full suit but then wore sneakers, how many clubs would let me in you think?
21:27 <xM> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
21:36 <xM> if they're white
21:39 <xM> maybe, dunno
22:04 <Arbition> nah something colourful, red, green, yellow
22:06 <amousia> no
22:15 <amousia> clubs in perth would say no
22:20 <Arbition> lol
22:20 <amousia> no laced shoes permitted
22:26 <Arbition> wut
22:28 <Arbition> why
22:32 <amousia> i dunno about your hood tho
22:40 <amousia> i dunno they jus always say no
22:52 <Arbition> thats weird, black leather shoes with laces would still get a no
22:54 <amousia> no sneakers
22:56 <amousia> nahhh
23:01 <amousia> jus sneakers
23:06 <Arbition> mmm k
23:16 <amousia> dress shoes
23:26 <amousia> meanwhile girls can walk in with asses hangin out
23:34 <amousia> but you better change yo shoes m8
23:52 <Arbition> isn't that the old story though, the girls attract the boys
23:58 <+steven_> amousia was in the news a few weeks ago
24:02 <Arbition> not the other way around
24:04 <+steven_> had a bin on her head in the gurls toliet
24:11 <amousia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
24:17 <+steven_> ahhahaahah
24:23 <amousia> rockin out at the botanica
24:33 <amousia> nah she way skinnier than me
24:41 <amousia> classyness is about the same tho
26:31 <Arbition> donkey balls
28:30 Join: smooworm ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
28:30 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v smooworm
28:32 <smooworm> :////////
28:43 <Arbition> bollocks
28:57 Nick: smooworm is now known as theDood
29:51 <theDood> im dumb enough to walk in a shop and steal, then im dumb enough to ask for a date with melies
30:14 <amousia> dumb pedo
30:23 <Arbition> Did she wave her hands and have you taken away by goons?
30:59 <amousia> off with his head
31:16 <theDood> when i drop this solo shit its over with
31:46 <xM> ur rhymes are amaze. im left in a daze
32:04 <theDood> OmG!!
32:12 <theDood> left my can of mother somewhere
32:21 <Arbition> Who is it? Goons. Hired Goons. Hired goons? hurk
32:23 <theDood> ;l
32:24 <+steven_> RAP BATTLE
32:37 <theDood> okie
32:38 <theDood> im in
33:28 <theDood> whos startin
33:33 <theDood> ?¿
33:52 <sharni> Yo
33:56 <xM> i dont know who should start, i dont know if should stay, or if should part
34:05 <sharni> I'm out of it lol
34:11 <xM> lmao sharni
34:14 <sharni> Steven V's someone lol
34:17 <xM> that was quick
34:33 <+steven_> hahaa
34:48 <xM> yo yo yo sharni, if you're a guy in #nerdhacks, it's off limits to my punani
35:07 <sharni> Ohhh shitt
35:12 <theDood> pilliam is droppin it -___-
35:49 <nate> sharni nudity now!
35:55 <xM> im gonna court this dame, who is drivin' me insane, im gonna win her over with this lyrical game
36:04 <theDood> ¿¿
36:25 <sharni> Nooo
36:33 <xM> im going to be the father of sharni's third child
36:36 <xM> maybe more, who knows
36:51 <thestig> hope u cans sex better then you rap
36:53 <nate> going for a solid 10 right
37:06 Mode: (by thestig) +o nate
37:10 <sharni> Lol fuck off
37:48 <theDood> stop it pop a pill and get ur butt filled with sperm, you unhygenic germ, jon turned ur anal inside out, wormed it good like a drunk sailor!
37:50 <theDood> hahaahah
38:13 <sharni> No... Just no
38:38 <theDood> yea i do gotta go
38:40 <theDood> :///
38:45 <fish> fried
38:46 <theDood> gotta go get a drink!
38:48 <theDood> LOLOLOLOL
38:48 <fish> lol
39:00 <fish> drinking is shit
39:14 <sharni> Yaa
39:15 <theDood> i wonder if jon has a glory holes all over his house walls
39:34 <fish> lols
39:39 <theDood> nice christoph
39:42 <theDood> ur a genius
39:45 <theDood> DRINK
39:50 <theDood> i gonna get beer brbz
40:23 <theDood> :))
40:23 <Arbition> Motherfuckers. Took down the hired goons scene. DMCA bollocks
40:36 <theDood> snowgoons?
40:39 <theDood> yea i no em
40:41 <theDood> what of it
40:47 <Arbition> no, simpsons scene
40:50 <+nate> theDood u nude
40:59 <+nate> back to nature please
41:05 <theDood> almost [[:
41:19 <+nate> who is coming over
41:20 <xM> i havent downloaded simpsons for some time
41:20 <+steven_> god bless me i need to sneeze
41:24 <xM> have there been new episodes lately?
41:31 <xM> i havent seen simpsons for over 4 weeks
41:31 <theDood> no1
41:31 <+steven_> my sidechick is a fat pig
41:33 <Arbition> iunno
41:33 <+nate> no xm the simpsons sucks!
41:36 <Arbition> thats a really old one
41:38 <+nate> no offence
41:40 <+nate> lolol
41:46 <+steven_> hit her in the bottom lip
41:49 <theDood> this weed tastes fruity
42:00 <theDood> like someone thing tropical
42:03 <Arbition> junkie
42:09 <+steven_> so much weed on me it wont even falllllllll
42:12 Join: Kim ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
42:12 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Kim
42:25 <fish> lols pants
42:26 <xM> nate, im gonna tear down that circular wall around your heart. no o-fence ;'
42:43 <+nate> WOOPIEZ
42:52 <theDood> get moisture in ur weed
42:56 <theDood> put it in the microwave
43:00 <theDood> sets alight
43:01 <theDood> lolololol
43:10 <+steven_> this cunt is the best rapper ever
43:11 <+steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQZMaG1eO74
43:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2 Chainz - No Lie (Explicit) ft. Drake (Jun 21, 2012) Length: 4:04 - Category: Music - 68,711,020 views - 254,582 likes (92.7%), 19,929 dislikes (7.3%)
43:20 <+steven_> 2chainzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
43:22 <+nate> theDood jumping in his bath with weed
43:24 <theDood> fish smokes his fingernails in a joint
43:31 <+steven_> listen to this song thestig
43:33 <+steven_> theDood
43:36 <theDood> ok
43:41 <theDood> if u listen to mine after?
43:43 <theDood> deal?
43:43 <+steven_> yer
43:45 <theDood> k
43:51 <xM> theDood is already good at rappin'
43:55 <xM> he doesnt need to learn anymore
44:00 <+steven_> he will be better if he listen to this cunt
44:03 <theDood> im shat at rappin
44:07 <+steven_> this cunt is mad dog
44:15 <+steven_> 2 chains is champayne
44:18 <Arbition> at crappin?
44:19 <+steven_> hahaahah
44:23 <+nate> he sounds like jayz alittle more understandable
44:28 <+steven_> crapping rapping bumjacking
44:32 <fish> hurry up freezer cool my water
44:38 <fish> lols
44:42 <+steven_> she can have grammy ill still treat her like a nonimnee
44:58 <theDood> lol at this guy
45:23 <theDood> brav
45:27 <theDood> i can show you some real rappers
45:33 <+steven_> fuck off dog
45:35 <Arbition> real crappers
45:38 <theDood> none of this 1chains shitlicker
45:42 <+steven_> me and kunny go way back, we dont talk shit.. we just say factz, ill put his ass in a pasticbag, send him to natezz GAFF,to smoke come crack, give him a bumjack till he goes for a nap, im the man in my city, so dont get lippy
46:10 <fish> lols
46:13 <Arbition> You should see my crapper. Made by Thomas Crapper himself
46:15 <fish> nah man
46:15 <+steven_> lolzors
46:17 <fish> oh
46:20 <fish> lolzors
46:26 <fish> nah man
46:26 <+steven_> lolz
46:34 <+steven_> werd
47:22 <theDood> smoked ya already, steady does it, gettin head off ya bitch, then pump that lead between ya eyes, 1 empty clip 1 nigger dead my style rises miles over peasants
47:54 <theDood> that sucked
47:57 <Arbition> Bam aaaaand your daughter is pregnant
48:05 <theDood> jus go for a bumjack ;l
48:10 <xM> throw your chairs in the air like you just dont care --- kunny
48:35 <theDood> kkk my song
48:42 <theDood> that one was average dood
49:09 <theDood> k heres mine
49:11 <theDood> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPvoeNaKUUQ
49:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DIABOLIC - I DONT WANNA RHYME - OFFICIAL VIDEO (Mar 8, 2010) Length: 3:45 - Category: Music - 1,278,644 views - 7,701 likes (98.3%), 130 dislikes (1.7%)
49:19 <theDood> ill throw some diabolic at u :]
49:23 Quit: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) Quit: DED
49:30 <theDood> good vid too if u watch em :]]]
49:57 <+steven_> watching it
50:14 <+steven_> haha
50:31 <+steven_> 'fuck my music im a loser i dont wanna rhyme'
51:05 <+steven_> it reminds me of this song bro
51:05 <+steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho32Oh6b4jc
51:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: One Direction - Perfect (Official Video) (Oct 20, 2015) Length: 3:49 - Category: Music - 94,776,556 views - 1,609,771 likes (98.3%), 27,396 dislikes (1.7%)
51:25 <theDood> he sais
51:29 <theDood> fuck my music, ima lose it ...
51:30 <theDood> idiot
51:37 <+steven_> imma loser
51:41 <theDood> lose it like...
51:42 <theDood> dip out
51:45 <theDood> whale some cunt
51:49 <theDood> u no wat i mean
52:13 <+steven_> na
52:57 <theDood> ;/
53:12 <theDood> any other songs u got
53:42 <theDood> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r34MG8b_Z3A
53:45 <theDood> try this out mang
53:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bliss n Eso - My Life (feat. Ceekay Jones) - Official Video Clip (Nov 17, 2013) Length: 4:50 - Category: Music - 2,172,139 views - likes (97.6%), 293 dislikes (2.4%)
53:51 <theDood> pretty hectic clip tbh
53:59 <+steven_> only if u watch this one
53:59 <+steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho32Oh6b4jc
54:01 <theDood> at the start dude crashes his bike
54:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: One Direction - Perfect (Official Video) (Oct 20, 2015) Length: 3:49 - Category: Music - 94,776,556 views - 1,609,779 likes (98.3%), 27,396 dislikes (1.7%)
54:13 <theDood> one direction
54:15 <theDood> never heard of em
54:20 <+steven_> hiphop
54:29 <+steven_> gangsta
54:34 <+steven_> explicit
54:45 <theDood> cameron sinclair
55:19 Nick: Arbition is now known as Abortion
55:30 <+steven_> !joke
55:30 <Herb_Dean> [50026] Q. What proof do we have that prostitution is recession-proof?
55:34 <Herb_Dean> [50026] A. Everyone knows that hookers thrive on hard times.
55:45 <+steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwgf3wmiA04
55:49 <+steven_> no body no body
55:49 <BlackDevil> Youtube: One Direction - Drag Me Down (Aug 20, 2015) Length: 3:12 - Category: Music - 257,801,703 views - 3,024,057 likes (97.2%), 86,031 dislikes (2.8%)
56:27 Quit: Kim ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
56:45 <theDood> might fire up diablo3
56:57 <theDood> see if i can pwn some shit bet they got maintenance
57:04 <theDood> fkn grommits ;|!
59:00 <+steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbfpW0pbvaU
59:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shawn Mendes - Stitches (Official Video) (Jun 24, 2015) Length: 4:00 - Category: Music - 128,392,990 views - 1,324,748 likes (98.1%), 25,134 dislikes (1.9%)
59:04 <+steven_> this song is alright
59:34 <+nate> ohh Abortion bae, wot u doing :D
59:49 <+nate> do u require a cuddle!
59:52 <amousia> offending peeps
59:58 <+nate> ohh i see
00:01 <Abortion> I'm listening to something of xm's
00:07 <+nate> how lovely
00:08 <Abortion> he named it "This is me with wet hair"
00:12 <+nate> LOLOL
00:17 <+nate> xm and his songs
00:19 Nick: theDood is now known as kuniva
00:27 <Abortion> all the shit I will be remembered for
00:31 <xM> haha
00:35 Nick: kuniva is now known as theDood
00:50 <amousia> AHAHAHHAHHAHA
00:57 <xM> https://www.dropbox.com/s/5tjearhnyf22x2t/this_is_me_with_wet_hair.mp3?dl=0 only 30 secs so far
01:03 <sharni> I'll be needing stichesss
01:09 <xM> 2 hot 2 finish 4 now
01:42 <Abortion> http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/337718
01:43 <xM> spin ur hair around and dry it 2 dis Abortion
02:04 <sharni> steven_ is hard to believe you were born in the 80's with the type of music you listen to lol
02:09 <sharni> It's **
02:17 <+steven_> ha ha ha
02:22 <+steven_> i listen to all music
02:22 <theDood> i love god he has made me very leathal, destroy evil, i dont really like people
02:29 <theDood> [[::
02:31 <sharni> Should of been born in the 90's
02:35 <+steven_> im easy to please
02:39 <sharni> Lol
02:59 <theDood> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfDI2ZjXwK8
03:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cold Chisel - "Khe San" (Dec 27, 2006) Length: 4:40 - Category: Music - 1,180,098 views - likes (96.8%), 73 dislikes (3.2%)
03:23 <xM> Abortion, are you saying it sounds like that? i hope so
03:23 <+steven_> emma must be catching on
03:34 <Abortion> no I just noticed it in my downloads
03:37 <+steven_> i put it in her, then yell, 'ahhh ahh cramp cramp'
03:38 <xM> i see
03:45 <+steven_> 'give me 5 minutes babe for this cramp'
03:48 <xM> so what do you think of my attempt?
04:11 <+steven_> no words
04:13 <+steven_> poo!
04:17 <Abortion> I'm listening again
04:23 <Abortion> all intro
04:30 <sharni> Lmao
04:31 <xM> yeah not much to go by so far
04:34 <Abortion> end of it is a lead into something else
04:35 <sharni> What did I just read
04:42 <Abortion> expect to hear lyrics after that
04:50 <Abortion> Yeah not bad
04:54 <+nate> Abortion can u play no offend, no cry ;D
05:09 <+nate> a remix of no woman no cry
05:11 <xM> i will channel you, and how you were excited how you let your hair get wet, and was a rebel by not drying it
05:13 <xM> with a towel
05:25 <xM> going against mum's advice
05:27 <Abortion> 'course I'd want it to have more grit, but this is rock, not metal right?
05:47 <xM> yeah more rock. the drum kit is rock
06:00 <xM> although im not sure how a metal drum kit would be much diff
06:06 <xM> other than pattern?
06:35 <Abortion> iunno
07:37 <+steven_> rippn bongs
07:55 Join: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) to #nerdhacks
07:55 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Cath^
08:04 <amousia> dis boy that i snaked is very confident he keeps sendin pics of his body
08:12 <sharni> Lol
08:17 Mode: (by steven_) +o Cath^
08:18 <sharni> Pics or it didn't happen
08:19 <+steven_> hey babe!
08:27 <+steven_> haha
08:33 <+steven_> i just ripped 2 in a row
08:37 <+steven_> for a fanboy
08:43 <xM> ey Cath^. what's a reputable woman like you doing in these parts of Austnet?
08:47 <sharni> Lol
08:47 Kick: sharni was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
08:50 Join: sharni ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
08:50 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v sharni
08:53 <sharni> Cunt
08:56 <amousia> your bot is fucked
08:58 <+steven_> haha
09:01 <sharni> Lol
09:01 Kick: sharni was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
09:03 <amousia> fix him or i will behead him
09:04 Join: sharni ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
09:04 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v sharni
09:04 <+steven_> it kicks for repeating
09:07 <sharni> Ahh
09:10 <+Cath^> lol xM keeping you honest
09:19 <+steven_> no more laughing!
09:21 <sharni> l0l is me word ok
09:22 <+Cath^> hi steven_
09:25 <+steven_> hiiiiiii
09:30 <amousia> hey Cath^ how was cyba wif dazzzza tonight
09:42 <+steven_> just do lol then loll then lolll then lolllll
09:49 <sharni> Lol
09:51 <+Cath^> ask him
09:51 <sharni> K
09:52 <xM> bretty would never trigger it
09:54 <sharni> Haha
09:54 <xM> each of his lol
09:57 <xM> is unique
10:12 <+steven_> haha
10:16 <sharni> Yas
10:28 <+steven_> or do a steven add an o instead of a l
10:32 <+steven_> loooooooooooooooooooool
10:47 <xM> or just add the time to each lol
10:59 <+steven_> means lot of love
11:01 <+steven_> lots
11:05 <xM> lol 20:11:00
11:17 Mode: (by steven_) +o sharni
11:19 Mode: (by steven_) +o Exo
11:37 Mode: (by steven_) +oo Abortion amousia
11:38 <+sharni> Lol
11:52 <xM> lol
11:53 <+amousia> or fix the shitty bot
11:53 <xM> lol
11:57 <+sharni> Lol
12:09 <+sharni> `kick Herb_Dean
12:16 <+sharni> Aww
12:17 <xM> the bot must be a girl. coz he hates sharni
12:21 * Cath^ sits next to xM
12:22 <+sharni> Cbf id password
12:25 <xM> coz she*
12:28 <+sharni> Yep
12:35 <+amousia> its prob her sister
12:57 <xM> Cath^, im not sitting on a seat!! this is a see-saw
13:00 * xM quickly gets off
13:15 <xM> there goes Cath^ flyin'
13:28 <+steven_> deop it
13:30 <+steven_> ya sook
13:31 <+Cath^> lol
13:38 <+steven_> or stop repeating ya parrot!
13:54 * Cath^ lands next to steven_
14:14 <+sharni> Lol
14:24 <+sharni> I'm a carrot
14:28 <+sharni> Not a parrot
14:32 <+steven_> haha
14:43 <+sharni> Lol
14:49 <xM> lucky steven_ drives a convertible Cath^
14:51 <+sharni> It likes me now
14:58 <xM> otherwise you would have a sore ass by now
16:03 <+Cath^> does he?
16:07 <+sharni> Lol
16:09 <+steven_> i wish
16:10 <+sharni> Doubt it
16:15 <+steven_> i drive a holden
16:21 <+Cath^> winner
16:25 <+Cath^> even better
16:25 <+sharni> Holdens for the win
16:31 <+steven_> ahahaha
16:35 <+sharni> Haha
16:45 <+sharni> I'll only buy holdens
16:47 <xM> holden cascada convertible
16:52 <+steven_> u can buy mine
17:03 <+steven_> its a clubsport
17:05 <+steven_> sunroof
17:09 <+steven_> v8
17:18 <+steven_> shlick rimz
17:29 <+steven_> pin stripes
17:31 <+Cath^> do you have a gf? lol
17:33 <+steven_> not really lol
17:36 <+steven_> yeh i do
17:42 <+sharni> Matt black one please
17:47 <+sharni> Damn
17:47 <+Cath^> haha i knew that
17:48 <+steven_> haha its silver =p
17:59 <+sharni> Matt black one for me
18:21 <+sharni> I have this thing for black Holden Utes it's like an instant attractive thing
18:26 <+steven_> haha
18:37 <+steven_> i got a cool stereo
18:51 <+sharni> Aww yea
18:54 <+steven_> subs
19:11 <+sharni> Nice
19:11 <xM> would a black holden ute with beiber blasting inspire you to have third child
19:15 <xM> sharni ???
19:17 <+steven_> haahaaa
19:21 <+sharni> Lol no
19:22 <+steven_> xm is going to buy a ute
19:30 <+sharni> I'm not having any more kids
19:31 <+steven_> uterus
19:37 <+sharni> Lmao Steven
19:38 <xM> nething for sharni honi
19:52 <+steven_> thats what my dad calls his ute
20:00 <+sharni> Lol
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20:04 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v gopher
20:29 <xM> tell all the women at the pub that. it'd also be his pickup truck ;'
20:42 <+sharni> Lol
20:47 <+steven_> keke~
20:48 * gopher is a gopher
20:52 Quit: gopher ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
21:46 Quit: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) Quit: Colloquy for iPod touch - http://colloquy.mobi
22:55 <+Abortion> xM: METAAAAAALLLLL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hYjd54jxzg
22:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MetalSpazzzzzzzzz (Dec 22, 2015) Length: 0:21 - Category: People & Blogs - 2 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:00 <+sharni> My mummma don't like youuuu
23:24 Join: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) to #nerdhacks
23:24 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Cath^
23:33 <xM> ill watch it in a sec after i finish watching somethin'
23:45 <+Abortion> its only me
24:20 <+amousia> Cath^ so thirsty
24:51 <Cath^> drink up
25:19 <+amousia> you thirsty for dick
25:28 <+amousia> i am jus bored
26:26 <+sharni> I'm bored too
27:45 <+Abortion> Why yo momma don't like me?
27:55 <Cath^> lol
28:14 <+amousia> you make fun of her daughters
28:27 <+Abortion> What I said wasn't for fun though
28:37 <+Abortion> but point taken
29:22 <+Abortion> amousia: You see my vid?
29:32 <+amousia> wha vid
29:45 Mode: (by steven_) +o Cath^
29:49 <+Abortion> I was headbanging, got rather dizzy
29:49 <+steven_> lol
29:59 <+amousia> ahahaha show me
30:04 <+Abortion> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hYjd54jxzg
30:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MetalSpazzzzzzzzz (Dec 22, 2015) Length: 0:21 - Category: People & Blogs - 3 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
30:12 <+amousia> did your glasses fall off
30:18 <+Abortion> I took em off first
30:25 <+Abortion> They have before though
30:30 <+Abortion> more like flung off though
30:47 <+nate> who flung dung
31:02 <+amousia> ahahaahahahahhaahahaahahahhaahahaahahhahaahhaha
31:25 <+nate> je wee pee
31:26 <+amousia> you spin me right round bebe right round
31:34 <+nate> yeah yeah!
31:36 <+Abortion> like a record baby right round round round
31:51 <+amousia> like a record Borty right round round round
31:54 <+sharni> I have two sons not daughters lol
32:04 <+amousia> no your mama has daughters
32:10 <+nate> Abortion will play footy with them
32:11 <+sharni> Yas
32:15 <+nate> done deal
32:16 <+steven_> i showed emma
32:21 <+steven_> she said and i quote
32:21 <+sharni> No Nate
32:24 <+steven_> 'what a whacko'
32:26 <+nate> yes nate
32:29 <+Abortion> ahahahahahaha
32:39 <+nate> how about cricket
32:42 <+sharni> Shhhh Nate
32:46 <+nate> tennis?
32:48 <+nate> comeon!
32:50 <+sharni> No
32:52 <+sharni> No
33:05 Join: richard ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
33:06 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v richard
33:11 <+steven_> richie beno
33:12 <+nate> no yes no yes no!
33:18 <+nate> outta luck nate
33:23 * nate kisses richard
33:25 <xM> ROFL Abortion
33:29 <richard> hi nate
33:30 <xM> i had no idea that was what the video was
33:45 <xM> will def use that for vid
33:48 <xM> it is inspuring
33:52 <+Abortion> lol
33:52 <xM> it will drive me to finish the song
34:05 <+nate> richard do u like football, cricket or tennis the most?
34:33 <xM> that would give me such a headache if i did that
34:41 <richard> nate, none of those
34:42 <+Abortion> yeah I was dizzy
34:45 <xM> you should have had a seat nearby and try to sit on it but fall over
34:50 <xM> for comedic effect
34:56 <+nate> ohh richard wot den :D
35:05 <+Abortion> I managed to stay standing, sorry
35:06 <+nate> chess with sharni?
35:07 <+sharni> Wtf does every guy in here have like really long hair
35:17 <richard> nate, nothing :(
35:25 <+nate> sharni would u like to do nothing with richard ;D
35:46 <+nate> DEAL!
35:47 <+Abortion> sharni: Sampson like powers
35:54 <+sharni> Lol
35:58 <+sharni> No mate
36:01 <+sharni> Nate
36:09 <+nate> mate nate! more like it
36:29 Part: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) from #nerdhacks
36:29 <Herb_Dean> Cath^ spent 13mins 4secs in the channel
36:33 <xM> nate has to work out 60 hours a week to build muscles. Abortion just has to grow and condition his hair
36:42 * nate rolls over
36:53 <+amousia> need moar females in here
36:56 <+amousia> too much dick
37:00 <+amousia> and pedos
37:01 <+steven_> haha
37:02 <+sharni> Lmao
37:08 <+nate> sharni is a hot chick!
37:12 <+nate> comeon amousia
37:16 <Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: iggy azalea - beg for it] [/128kbps]
37:21 <+nate> trump is a hot tranny
37:28 <+amousia> yah she goes alright
37:39 <+amousia> trump is ranga he can fuck off
37:39 <+nate> slinky j is a sorta girl emotionally ;D
37:42 <+steven_> trump dress as a tranny and do a dance
37:50 <+sharni> Lol
37:50 <+nate> hjahaha no OFFNENNCE
37:50 <xM> Lumeah might come in
38:00 <xM> she is always up for the "naughty" channels
38:09 <+amousia> no
38:18 <+amousia> she is painful to read
38:21 <+steven_> hahahahaa
38:22 <+Abortion> oh?
38:25 <+amousia> too dumb
38:27 <+Abortion> lol
38:31 <+amousia> or foreign
38:37 <+amousia> either way, she sucks
38:39 <+sharni> Or both
39:00 <xM> she works in a 'massage parlour' in Sydney
39:01 <+sharni> It's really cold tonight
39:06 <+Abortion> owwwww
39:06 <xM> but she aint on a visa
39:07 <+sharni> Lmao
39:10 <+nate> NO!
39:11 <xM> in fact she aint even allowed to be here
39:13 <+nate> YES!
39:13 <+Abortion> owwwwwwwww
39:16 <+sharni> She again
39:18 <+nate> YES Abortion YES!
39:23 <+sharni> Asian
39:24 <+nate> O GRASSM
39:39 <+Abortion> So she gives a happy ending then?
39:47 <+sharni> Ok
39:49 <+sharni> Lol
40:03 <xM> yes, she reads stories to the men in the 'massage parlours' and tells them they live happily ever after
40:10 <+Abortion> lol
40:15 <xM> it is really important to keep her clients satisfied
40:24 <+steven_> if i do a random sharni it will be <sharni> Lol or <sharni> Lmao
40:29 <+steven_> !random sharni
40:29 <Herb_Dean> [43712] T: 21:04:11 <sharni> :P
40:32 <+steven_> damn it
40:34 <+amousia> AHAAHAHAH
40:35 <+Abortion> owww so close
40:37 <+steven_> !random sharni
40:37 <Herb_Dean> [95411] T: 18:56:22 <sharni> Gay
40:39 <+steven_> !random sharni
40:39 <Herb_Dean> [46045] T: 18:32:10 <sharni> Lol
40:42 <+steven_> THERE
40:46 <+Abortion> third times a charm
40:57 <+sharni> Lol
41:07 <+steven_> eating dinner then bed
41:09 <+steven_> big day tommorow
41:16 <+Abortion> how could you not love my hair sharni
41:24 <+Abortion> so much power
41:26 <+sharni> Sucking up to the boss
41:32 <+steven_> not me
41:37 <+sharni> Yes
41:45 <+sharni> "Sucking"
41:47 <xM> sharni just cut the crap. no more hard to get. all this nonsense of black utes and so on. we all know you get turned on by stories of Abortion tweaking the Linux kernel
41:50 <+nate> sharni YES YES!
41:51 <+steven_> he is a bully
42:00 <+Abortion> whuuuuuut
42:05 <+nate> Abortion YES
42:10 <+Abortion> I don't tweak the kernel
42:14 <xM> SAY 'YES' TO ABORTION
42:15 <+sharni> Shush xM
42:19 <xM> IM PRO-CHOICE
42:21 <+nate> sharni i need a yes outta u ;D
42:27 <+sharni> Yes
42:27 <+nate> be a yes man
42:29 <+Abortion> huehuehuehue
42:34 <+nate> yes Abortion marry me
42:41 <+sharni> Nooo
42:43 <+nate> and go!
42:46 <xM> What do I have to say about Abortion? 'Yes'
42:49 <+sharni> Single for life
42:51 <+nate> annnnnnd GO!
42:54 <+sharni> That's my motto
42:56 <+nate> AAAAAAAAANd bLOW
43:07 <+Abortion> nate: do you bring a big dowry?
43:32 <+Abortion> I'm a gold digger :)
43:46 <+nate> i see
43:50 <+nate> a sheep or two
44:05 <+Abortion> No no, a goat plus 3 sows
44:26 <+sharni> Sheep shagger
44:43 <+Abortion> Newzealander? Where?
45:15 <xM> ahhahaha i saw you follow thunderf00t
45:25 <+Abortion> oh yeah, not really now
45:30 <+Abortion> can't be assed watching any of my subs
45:48 <+Abortion> even though I'd like to see more MCM
45:49 <xM> im a bit obsessed with YT at the moment, contemplating putting up serious vids
46:03 <+nate> FUCK IT XM FUUUCK IT:)
46:14 <+nate> favourite pillow time
46:18 <xM> i had one video in the past that got up to 20k
46:18 <+nate> yaaahs
46:28 <+nate> xm just say yes
46:29 <+nate> go do it
46:33 <+nate> dont be sharni
46:34 <xM> 'Yes'
46:40 <+nate> yes man!
46:44 <+nate> YES MAN!
46:46 <+Abortion> ok I expect 3 vids a week
46:53 <+Abortion> with with a viewership of 50k
47:01 <+sharni> Yes faggggg
47:09 <+nate> now sharni has got it
47:17 <+sharni> My fav word is no
47:20 <xM> all the popular YTers have lame video editing
47:25 <xM> and really affected expressions
47:28 <xM> but i suppose people love it
47:39 <xM> it's really made for people with short attention spans
47:50 Join: screws ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
47:50 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v screws
48:06 <+nate> sorry i lost u xm :D
48:09 <+sharni> I'm out night all
48:14 <+Abortion> This kind of shit, drugs has to be involved https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3K8VlxVLKo
48:18 <xM> i prefer videos when they just keep shooting
48:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BIG DUEL (Nov 11, 2015) Length: 0:19 - Category: Film & Animation - 414,953 views - 8,314 likes (98.6%), 122 dislikes (1.4%)
48:22 <+nate> bye sexy sharni MISS U all day long
48:27 Part: sharni ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
48:27 <Herb_Dean> sharni spent 39mins 24secs in the channel
48:30 <screws> pliv?
49:09 Part: xM ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks (Leaving)
49:09 <Herb_Dean> xM spent 2days 4hrs 19mins 57secs in the channel
49:13 Join: xM ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
49:13 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v xM
49:13 <+nate> screws u need plivents lovin
49:46 <xM> plug into pliv
53:10 <+Abortion> Its suddenly dead
55:08 <xM> it's just the intermission so we can all go to the loo
55:44 <+nate> sharni the no machine is gone
55:48 <+nate> no more fun
55:50 <+nate> NO
55:52 <+nate> NONE
55:59 <+Abortion> ayup
56:08 <+Abortion> nate you've gotta hold it up now
56:26 <+nate> need slinky_J to do a drug rant
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59:07 <Herb_Dean> cherri_pie spent 5secs in the channel
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59:15 <theDood> hey all
59:16 <theDood> how r we
59:20 <richard> hi thedood
59:28 <theDood> seasons greetings
59:30 <+nate> cherri_pie is here to save the day
59:36 <cherri_pie> yo
59:39 <cherri_pie> wasup nerds
59:41 <cherri_pie> wheres chucky
59:43 <+nate> who is theDood are u a hot chick
59:45 <xM> HAHAH WENT TO THE LOCAL SCHOOL AND DID PARKOUR N SHIT. JUMPED OVER A TRAMPOLINE HELD ON A TREE BRANCH DID A THREE SIXTY THEN LANDED ON A SKATE BOARD AND ROLLED ALL THE WAY DOWN THE BASKETBALL COURT THEN SOMEONE PASSED A BALL TO ME AT THE CENTRE OF THE COURT AND I SCORED LOL
59:59 <+Abortion> lol who claimed that
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