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00:08 <thestig> i think she tired
00:32 <slinky_J> LOL
00:34 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
00:40 <slinky_J> she gone to die
00:45 <slinky_J> poor thing
00:50 <thestig> thats not very nice
00:51 <slinky_J> such nice bewbs rip amelia.
02:53 <Pullock> thestig waited all night for her pussy
03:00 <Pullock> but was left with nothing
05:53 <slinky_J> shes a nice chick
06:11 <thestig> lol pilventtt
06:17 <thestig> still lurking
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07:43 <Pullock> lurking?
07:47 <Pullock> ive been active all night dickhead
08:09 <thestig> you are a lurker
08:24 <thestig> bad as your borther element
08:27 <thestig> brother
08:43 <thestig> when you gona ring your fat dad chucky again?
09:48 <Pullock> ask my brother
09:52 <Pullock> he speaks to him
09:54 <Pullock> i refuse to
10:34 <slinky_J> brother
10:35 <slinky_J> wtf
10:51 <thestig> didnt you know?
10:58 <thestig> pilvent is elements brother
12:13 <slinky_J> did not know
12:22 <slinky_J> but y would he give his own mum shit
12:40 <thestig> retards mang
13:21 <thestig> serebii was asking about you slinky
13:32 <thestig> wouldnt say why either lol
13:40 <thestig> i said go talk to him on mirc
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13:58 <slinky_J> serebii!
14:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:02 <Pullock> lol
14:04 <Pullock> serebii
14:06 <slinky_J> the cutie
14:06 <Pullock> what a loser!
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14:13 <Pullock> serebii is like amelia
14:15 <Pullock> both losers
16:38 <thestig> serebii rejected pilvent
16:57 <Pullock> no she didn't
17:03 <Pullock> she rejected you
17:07 <Pullock> serebii is a loser
17:11 <thestig> one lost notch on pilvents racing bed
17:19 <Pullock> any loser who goes to meet picard is a loser
17:36 <thestig> wtf?
17:38 <Pullock> my gf wouldnt even let a fat dwarf like picard fuck her for money
17:41 <thestig> she met picard?
17:43 <Pullock> yes
17:43 <slinky_J> lol racing bed
17:48 <Pullock> dude you have no idea do you
17:55 <thestig> oh fuck i think i remember now
18:06 <Pullock> she's met him a few times
18:31 <thestig> i remember giving her shit about it
20:08 <Pullock> so you do remember
21:23 <thestig> that was ages ago mang
21:47 <Pullock> not really
21:57 <Pullock> it's not hard to remember
21:57 <thestig> 5years atleast
21:59 <Pullock> but ohwell
22:01 <Pullock> nah not 5 years
22:10 <Pullock> more like 3
22:20 <thestig> you got the logs? lol
22:35 <Pullock> nah man
22:36 <thestig> bitch was crazy
22:39 <Pullock> i dont keep logs
22:48 <thestig> you do lol
22:49 <Pullock> if i like something i upload it to pastebin
22:51 <Pullock> nah i dont
22:55 <thestig> u do lol
23:01 <Pullock> those pollock logs i have and that knifebunny shit was shit i had to save
23:06 <Pullock> i dont keep logs man honesrt
23:10 <Pullock> its all on pastebin
23:32 <Pullock> i cant be bothered to keep crap if its good its up
23:45 <Pullock> ask stevenn he would have logs of all this nerdhacks stuff
23:49 <thestig> serebii was crazy though i think josh likes em crazy
23:56 <Pullock> or ask magicaux
23:58 <Pullock> he would have logs
24:03 <Pullock> serebii was insane and also mental
24:15 <thestig> he would have logs from 1996
24:20 <Pullock> dont know of any female on here since i came back that would meet a loser like picard
24:21 <Pullock> he does
24:25 <Pullock> he has logs from then
24:29 <Pullock> he was posting them not long ago
24:34 <thestig> ahahah met picard
24:35 <Pullock> shit i said when i was 11 to him
24:42 <Pullock> "fuck u kodak loser"
24:46 <Pullock> i was laughing it was good memories
26:23 <thestig> wow 11
29:56 <Pullock> yes pollock was abusing underage children
30:00 <Pullock> thats how pathetic he is
30:24 <Pullock> as I tell everyone, my first experience at a true MELTDOWN / internet RAGE was pollock himself
58:47 <slinky_J> but
58:58 <slinky_J> before you said my mother and my son have sexual intercourse
59:14 <slinky_J> it's not direct abuse but it is indirect abuse.
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12:26 <Pullock> how so?
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35:21 <dimaa> when some chick has her tits hanging out on the train and thrn give u a dirty look for glancing at them...
35:49 <dimaa> like full blown hanging out. might as well not be wearing anything at all
37:44 <+sik> lols
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43:20 <sik> fuck hurry up tomorrow
46:09 <sik> cuppa tea was nice
46:37 * sik rips a cones blows it in StrykerX's face
46:53 <sik> lolz
47:14 <sik> miley cyrus
47:15 <sik> lols
18:16 <dimaa> can we just put miley cyrus on the next flight to Syria
18:46 <dimaa> drop her off in Downtown Aleppo
18:53 <sik> if u want
19:03 <sik> fuck
19:35 <sik> bored dimaa
22:06 <dimaa> im on my dail sync call with the US
28:07 <sik> cool
28:14 <sik> i love this woman right
28:27 <sik> or this person
28:43 <sik> but id love ne chick that kisses me
28:54 <sik> well sorta but not really
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12:33 Mode: (by StrykerX) +o Blitzkrieg
13:10 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo
13:15 <sik> hi
13:15 <NickEmery> Hi there sik !!!!
13:21 <sik> ?
13:34 <sik> need a bong
13:36 <sik> or a beer
13:44 <sik> beer is better
14:20 <sik> i knew a nick once
15:24 <Blitzkrieg> Beer is awesome
15:30 <sik> been over a fucken year banned from melbourne channel
15:32 <sik> been over a fucken year banned from melbourne channel
15:44 <sik> if i knew where she lived
15:45 <sik> fuck
16:11 <sik> i would spit in her face
17:15 <Blitzkrieg> It's not that great of a channel
17:16 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
17:33 <sik> nah is just they think they are better than me
17:38 <sik> when they are scum
19:33 <sik> who the fuck has kids b4 they are married
20:11 <sik> illegidimate
20:18 <sik> so fake kids
20:21 <Blitzkrieg> Alot of people these days
20:35 <sik> then lots of ppl are scum
20:40 <Blitzkrieg> Marriage is just a slip of paper
21:42 <Blitzkrieg> A child isn't "fake" because their parents aren't married.
21:52 <sik> i dont give a fuck
21:57 <sik> i m pissed off
22:11 <Blitzkrieg> All because Serenity banned you?
22:17 <sik> no
23:25 <Blitzkrieg> Because she has kids and you don't?
23:31 <sik> no
23:33 <sik> lols
23:54 <sik> why would i want feed others
24:05 <sik> that fathers or mothers
24:08 <sik> werent with me
24:21 <sik> why would i even get a bitch pregnant
24:30 <sik> if i not gonna stay with her for life
24:54 <sik> sex isnt sex
25:00 <sik> u can have kids from it
25:05 <sik> its the rest of your life
25:17 <sik> not just a good feeling
25:31 <sik> serenity is the dumbest bitch under the sun
25:48 <sik> she got fingered for cake at highschool
26:02 <sik> she even said that
28:18 <sik> i need affection b4 i die
28:23 <sik> is that to much to ask
30:51 <sik> my liver is fucked my kidneys are fucking up too
30:56 <sik> lungs fucked
31:12 <sik> u dont want me i dont want life
31:38 <sik> so my soul torments u and ya familys to come when i leave this planet
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39:31 <Exo> Fuckkkkk mah lifeeee
39:38 <Exo> She only used meeee
39:43 <Exo> Told me she loved me
39:51 <Exo> But she loved my credit card and money
40:02 <Exo> Only used me for awesome sex
40:25 <Exo> In exchange for Gucci prada and LV items
40:41 <Exo> All I need is a real girl
41:01 <Exo> To hug and kiss me and my life will be back on track again
41:27 <Exo> Then I will make her sign a pre nup
41:39 <Exo> I fried
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51:54 <Blitzkrieg> Looooooool
51:55 <Blitzkrieg> Exo
51:58 <Blitzkrieg> Sup man
53:37 <Exo> Morning blitz
54:09 <Blitzkrieg> All that shit about needing a hug
54:12 <Blitzkrieg> He got one
54:16 <Blitzkrieg> Nothing changed
55:11 <Exo> Needs a cock up his arse
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56:28 <Blitzkrieg> Looooool
59:51 Quit: rigglet ([email protected]) Connection closed
03:14 <dimaa> ive got the worst sore throat
03:15 <dimaa> FUCK
03:23 <dimaa> fucking aussie flu
03:26 <dimaa> fuck
03:28 <dimaa> FUCK
03:34 <dimaa> i feel like shit
09:36 <Exo> Take some whiskey
11:33 <dimaa> im flooding my body in water
11:36 <dimaa> flushing it out
22:45 <sik> i saw hottest woman in world
22:47 <sik> just b4
22:53 <sik> :)
23:58 <sik> omg
38:29 <dimaa> now im fucking pissing my brains out every two seconds
42:28 <sik> i got some coffee
42:31 <sik> :P
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47:15 <dimaa> i have a bit of coffee left in my cup
47:19 <dimaa> FUCK
47:24 <dimaa> i wanna go home
47:28 * Blitzkrieg burppps
47:39 <Blitzkrieg> Sik, was it Danni??
48:20 <Blitzkrieg> Still wanna see your call girls photo mate.
50:08 <dimaa> hookers?
50:10 <dimaa> where?!?!
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07:58 Nick: Shado is now known as Blitzkrieg
08:25 <sik> hi
08:25 <NickEmery> Hi there sik !!!!
08:28 <sik> lols
08:30 <sik> hi
08:30 <NickEmery> Hi there sik !!!!
08:32 <sik> rofl
08:36 <sik> hello
08:36 <NickEmery> Hi there sik !!!!
08:43 <sik> :P
09:39 <sik> want talk to a woman but theyre busy
09:41 <sik> :/
09:48 <Blitzkrieg> You're happy sik
10:09 <Blitzkrieg> Get your dick wet son?
10:20 <sik> will be more so if i get my visitor tomorrow
10:47 <sik> ive given up weed now Blitzkrieg
10:53 <sik> and not until i get paid
11:11 <sik> i smoked last time she came then got real paranoid
11:39 <sik> such a beautiful woman i dont wanta scare this one off
11:47 <Blitzkrieg> LIOOOOLLLLLL
12:02 <sik> :/
12:04 <Blitzkrieg> -I
12:46 <sik> omg has body i dream of
12:52 <sik> and smart too
12:57 <Blitzkrieg> Is this who I think
12:59 <sik> doesnt even smoke
13:23 <sik> my friend
13:42 <sik> who do u think it is
14:16 <Blitzkrieg> The same person you abused for disagreeing with you
14:19 <sik> i stopped playing pokies cause of her
14:22 Mode: (by thestig) +o Blitzkrieg
14:29 <Blitzkrieg> Cheers
14:30 Mode: (by thestig) +o Abortion
14:38 Mode: (by thestig) +o Exo
14:45 Mode: (by thestig) +o NickEmery
14:52 Mode: (by thestig) +o sik
15:03 <thestig> welcome
15:06 <sik> i didnt mean abuse her its just stupid to think its better to rent for 200+ a week then to own for not even half that
15:21 <sik> and my mate was pissing me off
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16:40 <Blitzkrieg> Am I correct in the identity of this lass
17:23 <sik> well how is it not better to have 160k collatoral locked away
17:41 <Blitzkrieg> Am I correct in the identity of this lass
17:48 <sik> how is renting better than having something u can sell and have over 150k in bank
18:12 <dimaa> sik: dont catching anything from these hookers
19:51 <sik> i dont sleep with ne1 dimaa
19:56 <sik> i wish i did
20:01 <Blitzkrieg> Except Danni
20:04 <sik> no
20:05 <Blitzkrieg> His callgirl
20:09 <Blitzkrieg> But she sounds hot
20:11 <sik> thats my mates ex
20:18 <Blitzkrieg> So ill give him that one
20:18 <dimaa> so what, you just talk to the hookers
20:29 <sik> i dont know hookers
20:32 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOLLLLL
20:43 <dimaa> sorry...callgirls
20:48 <Blitzkrieg> Pay to talk to them. Choked on my drink
21:01 <dimaa> well if he aint banging them
21:44 <Blitzkrieg> Go to Maccas for a salad too.
21:55 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
27:01 <slinky_J> aww i wana be a widdle rat
27:09 <slinky_J> n clean myself coz id look SO CUTE
27:18 * slinky_J cleans himself infront of Blitzkrieg
27:22 <slinky_J> aaww i cutes
27:25 <Blitzkrieg> Wanna lick your balls?
27:30 * Blitzkrieg gets moist
29:00 <slinky_J> no
29:02 <slinky_J> ima female rat
29:09 <slinky_J> i dun haf balls coz they r yuk n HUGE
29:09 <slinky_J> lols
29:14 <Blitzkrieg> Licking your girly bits?
29:21 * Blitzkrieg gets really moist
30:50 <dimaa> Blitzkrieg: are you licking female rat pussy? wtf is wrong with you
31:06 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOLLLLLL
31:09 <Blitzkrieg> No
53:10 <thestig> twilight zone
00:05 * slinky_J has been continually finger his bum
00:16 <slinky_J> u ever put two fingers in ur bums?
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05:30 <slinky_J> wb
05:35 <slinky_J> want me to finger ur bum?
06:16 <Shado> Yesssss
06:34 * Shado moanz in anticipation
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08:14 Nick: Shado is now known as Blitzkrieg
08:56 <Blitzkrieg> Telstra has pretty shit reception
09:46 <dimaa> really? i hear telstra is one of the best out here
15:32 Mode: (by thestig) +o Blitzkrieg
19:57 <Blitzkrieg> Alotttttt of black spots
20:21 <Blitzkrieg> 99% coverage my arse
21:42 <slinky_J> hmm this cobain doco is kinda borin
21:45 <slinky_J> montage of heck
21:58 <slinky_J> some docos REALLLYYY NEEED a fkn narrator
24:13 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
44:16 <dimaa> im fucking hungry no
44:18 <dimaa> now*
44:27 <dimaa> i wanna get something dank for dinne
46:28 <Abortion> Are memes edible?
47:04 <dimaa> only if they are dank.....
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53:13 <thestig> dank memes
58:24 <dimaa> i hate how the word 'dank' has been ruined by that now
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02:17 <dimaa> but srsly i need some dank din din
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04:54 <nate> dimaa needs some big booty bitches!
04:58 <nate> clap with me
05:15 <nate> clap 3 times and say big booty bitches
05:18 <nate> repeat
08:04 * dimaa claps 3 times and says 'Big booty bitches'
08:09 <dimaa> :D
08:17 <dimaa> clap that ass,
09:20 <dimaa> twerk that kitty gurl make it purrrrrrr
10:06 Mode: (by DoC) +ooo Exo nate slinky_J
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11:51 Mode: (by StrykerX) +o Blitzkrieg
12:24 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo
13:05 Kick: magicaux was kicked by Blitzkrieg (LOOOOLLLLLLLLL)
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13:10 Kick: magicaux was kicked by Blitzkrieg (LOOOOLLLLLLLLL)
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18:46 <slinky_J> wow big glass of soda woooaahh
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58:40 <Abortion> When I think dank, I think clammy and covered in moss
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01:27 <DoC> http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2015/08-overflow/20150831_msm.jpg
03:12 <slinky_J> i have no idea what danki is
03:14 <slinky_J> dank*
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24:30 <stevenn> loooooooooooooooooool
25:58 <slinky_J> r u a dank steven_?
26:03 <slinky_J> UR ALL DANKS
26:06 <slinky_J> watev that is!
30:53 <stevenn> loool
31:37 <stevenn> /close -m
32:54 <Herb_Dean> loooooool
33:40 <stevenn> !joke
33:49 <Herb_Dean> [11058] Q. How can you tell if a Western is homosexual?
33:53 <Herb_Dean> [11058] A. All the good guys are hung.
34:58 <dimaa> lol
35:10 <DoC> !quote
35:10 <Herb_Dean> [2274] J. [23:22] <ladifingda> i don't believe i manipulated you and you are yet to provide me with an example where i lied
35:14 <Herb_Dean> [2274] O. [23:24] <@officeworks> You already had the reputation before I even came bacfk to AustNet and got sucked in by your manipulation.
35:22 <DoC> Loool
35:46 <stevenn> pliv = snitch
35:49 <stevenn> hahaha
35:54 <stevenn> such a faggot
37:57 <DoC> he's failed at bachelor of music
38:22 <DoC> just ask him what happened to his bachelor
38:29 <DoC> that question will make him more insane
41:19 <slinky_J> ima have a ice cold beer outside in teh cold
41:33 <slinky_J> convince myself to shave ma head
41:36 <slinky_J> SO CBF
41:53 <slinky_J> i want amelia to do it so i can feel her bewbs on ma back ;) REOW
42:08 <stevenn> loool
42:24 <DoC> lol
43:13 <slinky_J> lols
43:15 <slinky_J> i so cute
17:12 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdneKLhsWOQ
17:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Taylor Swift - Wildest Dreams (Aug 30, 2015) Time: 3:55 - Category: Music - 8,223,420 views - 489,146 likes (97.3%), 13,825 dislikes (2.7%)
18:33 <slinky_J> man to fuck taylor swif
18:34 <slinky_J> t
18:36 <slinky_J> ohh yeeaa
18:41 <slinky_J> to finger her bum
18:43 <slinky_J> fk ye!
19:16 <stevenn> i said no one has to know what we do
19:36 <slinky_J> bro
19:40 <slinky_J> its ok its just me n u
19:48 <slinky_J> now tell me if emma has fingered u TEE HEE HEEE :P
19:53 <stevenn> na she hasnt
19:57 <slinky_J> bah!
20:03 <stevenn> only with her tongue
20:04 <slinky_J> put on some nivrana
20:07 <slinky_J> some bongs
20:10 <slinky_J> o yea a rim is good bro
20:12 <stevenn> im stoned as fuck
20:17 <stevenn> listening to oskar swift
20:19 <slinky_J> hahahaha
20:23 <slinky_J> lmao
20:29 <stevenn> he sings this song
21:34 <stevenn> wots beibers g/fs name
21:50 <DoC> gauci
21:52 <DoC> Lol
22:55 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TsVjvEkc4s
22:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Selena Gomez - Good For You (Jun 26, 2015) Time: 3:15 - Category: Music - 93,342,987 views - 990,165 likes (92.9%), 75,749 dislikes (7.1%)
24:18 <slinky_J> i like when amelia sang to mi <3
31:37 <thestig> not after wot u did lol
32:06 <stevenn> HAHHHAHAAHHA
32:10 <stevenn> what did he do
32:13 <stevenn> please explain
39:05 <thestig> i was reading a paste bin today
39:27 <thestig> slinky and oskarrr were getting on lile a house one fire
39:42 <thestig> then calls me out for sidinh with oslarrr
39:57 <stevenn> looooooooooool
39:57 <thestig> bipolar much! lolllllllll
40:38 <DoC> LOL
40:44 <thestig> i cant say the other thing its a secReT
40:51 <thestig> docccccc
41:03 <DoC> stiggggggggg
41:24 <DoC> you cant hide any at nerdhacks thestig ;p
41:25 <stevenn> LOOOOOOOL
41:40 <DoC> nothing is secret here
41:43 <stevenn> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=#nerdhacks+paste+
42:28 <stevenn> that dont work now
42:50 <stevenn> http://pastebin.com/Dtyme4mG
42:51 <Herb_Dean> Title: Untitled | By: A GUEST | On: Jul 24th, 2015 | Syntax: None | Size: 29.74 KB | Views: 258 | Expires: Never
43:35 <stevenn> 54.[13:58] <@Osskkaarr> Tell me the story Blackwood.
43:35 <stevenn> 55.[13:58] <@Osskkaarr> in your own words.
43:45 <thestig> haha true doc
44:07 <DoC> LMAO
44:29 <DoC> plivent = oskar 2.0
44:31 <stevenn> 70.[14:01] <@Osskkaarr> don't be scared to stand up to her Blackwood.
44:31 <stevenn> 71.[14:01] <@anotherirc3r> how am i oblivious?
44:31 <stevenn> 72.[14:01] <@Osskkaarr> Take her on!
45:08 <DoC> haha
45:20 <DoC> yes thats true
45:25 <DoC> she've done that
45:33 <stevenn> <@Osskkaarr> Blitzkrieg is only hanbing off her cause he's desperate for pussy.
45:44 <DoC> LOL
46:14 <stevenn> <@Osskkaarr> She will always paste what you say in pm.. to other people... you can't trust her nor believe a word she says.... no matter how much you have fallan.
46:30 <stevenn> <@Osskkaarr> she uses the same lines/story on every guy.. just to pull the guys in.. get them hooked
46:37 <stevenn> i bet he said i hacked his psybnc
46:40 <stevenn> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
46:41 <DoC> [20:04] <Osskkaarr> my vt is ghoinf grat mate,.. thanks toi thye irc slut\
46:47 <stevenn> hahahahaa
47:11 <slinky_J> lol
47:15 <slinky_J> when hes drunk
47:16 <slinky_J> lolarious
47:20 <slinky_J> trade oskar for pliv
47:23 <slinky_J> lolz
47:35 <slinky_J> i mean other way round.
48:01 <stevenn> <@Osskkaarr> DoC, I fell hard.. I will admit that.. why? I don't really know... maybe it was to do with how she pulled me in using lies to do it.
48:04 <stevenn> nothing has changed
48:09 <stevenn> still falling
48:14 <stevenn> when he hits the ground it will hurt
48:19 <slinky_J> lol
48:22 <slinky_J> how do uno
48:28 <slinky_J> does he talk somewhere else?
48:38 <DoC> [18:57] <Osskkaarr> no cunt touiches nmy bitch
48:38 <DoC> [18:57] <Osskkaarr> anotherirc3r is miner
49:37 <stevenn> <@Osskkaarr> she says she 'doesn't paste' ... but she was all along.
50:33 <stevenn> HAHAHA
50:38 <stevenn> tisk told thme to fuck up
50:38 <slinky_J> IS A MINOR
50:39 <slinky_J> LOL
50:43 <stevenn> 333.[14:35] <@TiSk> fuck off
50:43 <stevenn> 334.[14:35] <@TiSk> all u
50:43 <stevenn> 335.[14:35] <@DoC> u got 10% jenn ... I know you are a two face whore
50:44 <stevenn> 336.[14:35] <@TiSk> no
50:44 <stevenn> 337.[14:35] <@Osskkaarr> Tell myself the truth about you?
50:44 <stevenn> 338.[14:35] <@TiSk> u all fuck off
50:44 <stevenn> 339.[14:35] * TiSk sets mode: -o Osskkaarr
50:49 <stevenn> haha
51:01 <thestig> lollll
51:02 <slinky_J> chips, cheese and gravy
51:02 <DoC> [19:11] <@Osskkaarr> Jade was a good girl untill you fucked her!!
51:04 <slinky_J> hmm
51:45 <stevenn> hhahahahhaahhhahahaah
52:00 <stevenn> 432.[14:38] * TiSk was kicked by bios (flood)
52:01 <stevenn> 433.[14:38] <@Osskkaarr> I feel for him!
52:01 <stevenn> 434.[14:38] <@anotherirc3r> no, Dave. i went to meet him
52:01 <stevenn> 435.[14:38] <@anotherirc3r> so get your facts straight k?
52:01 <stevenn> 436.[14:38] <@Osskkaarr> liar
52:37 <slinky_J> iunno what i want for dinner
52:40 <slinky_J> or go restaurant
52:43 <stevenn> yeah
52:46 <stevenn> !joke
52:46 <Herb_Dean> [58046] Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
52:49 <Herb_Dean> [58046] A. Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
52:54 <slinky_J> lol
52:58 <slinky_J> booo
53:01 <slinky_J> poofterrr
53:06 <DoC> [20:48] <@JohnStamos> hi tisk
53:06 <DoC> [20:48] <@JohnStamos> tisk Osskkaarr is pissed and out of his mind
53:06 <DoC> [20:49] <@JohnStamos> you should torment him now, like he does to you
53:07 <DoC> [20:49] <@JohnStamos> its pretty fun
53:07 <DoC> [20:49] <@JohnStamos> easy pickings
53:08 <DoC> [20:51] <@JohnStamos> he tries to respond and everything
53:09 <DoC> [20:51] * JohnStamos is now known as EK
53:10 <DoC> [20:51] <tisk> i had coffee and threw up
53:11 <DoC> [20:52] <tisk> from bongs
53:12 <DoC> [20:53] <@Osskkaarr> Sya what ?
53:13 Kick: DoC was kicked by Zyxt (flood)
53:20 Join: DoC ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
53:20 Mode: (by Evil) +o DoC
53:23 <thestig> i think irc fucked jade
53:55 <thestig> LIAR
54:25 <DoC> [21:02] <@EK> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLL @ Osskkaarr
54:25 <DoC> [21:02] <@Osskkaarr> you talk hit faggot.
54:25 <DoC> [21:02] <@EK> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
54:25 <DoC> [21:02] * @EK talks hit
54:26 <DoC> [21:02] <@EK> LOOOOOLLLLL
54:27 <DoC> [21:02] <@Osskkaarr> all talk no balls cunt.
54:28 <DoC> [21:02] <@EK> borrowing cash
54:29 <DoC> [21:02] <@EK> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
54:30 <DoC> [21:03] <@EK> 'borrowing'
54:31 <DoC> [21:03] <@EK> LOLOLOLOLOL
54:31 Kick: DoC was kicked by Zyxt (flood)
54:40 Join: DoC ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
54:41 Mode: (by Evil) +o DoC
54:45 Mode: (by DoC) -o Zyxt
54:50 <DoC> FAGGOT
56:04 <slinky_J> SYA WHAT
58:54 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
59:22 <DoC> [21:05] <@EK> Osskkaarr for SIX WEEKS has been trying to bed an irc gal, with little success
59:23 <DoC> [21:05] <tisk> lols
59:23 <DoC> [21:05] <@EK> She has MANIPULATED him
59:23 <DoC> [21:05] <tisk> rofl
59:23 <DoC> [21:05] <@EK> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
59:23 <DoC> [21:05] <tisk> took his cash?
59:24 <DoC> [21:05] <@EK> C'mon element
59:25 <DoC> [21:05] <@EK> yes
59:26 <DoC> [21:05] <@EK> Where is KODAK?
59:28 <DoC> [21:06] <@EK> Where is ELEMENT?
59:29 <DoC> [21:06] <@EK> Where is FAKEID?
59:30 <DoC> [21:06] <@Osskkaarr> fuck you cunt!
59:31 <DoC> [21:06] <@EK> WAKE THE FUCK UP
59:32 <DoC> [21:06] <@EK> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
59:33 <DoC> [21:06] <@Osskkaarr> You know pssu has it over us!
59:33 Kick: DoC was kicked by bios (flood)
59:43 Join: DoC ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
59:43 Mode: (by Evil) +o DoC
59:52 <stevenn> hha
00:01 Mode: (by stevenn) +oo nate Zyxt
01:27 <DoC> [21:13] <@Osskkaarr> Jen is my baby.
01:28 <DoC> [21:13] <@Osskkaarr> Jen is my baby.
01:28 <DoC> [21:13] * EK is now known as anotherirc3r
01:28 <DoC> [21:13] <@anotherirc3r> hey david
01:29 <DoC> [21:13] <@anotherirc3r> wanna make out?
01:30 <DoC> [21:13] <@anotherirc3r> in the snow
01:31 <DoC> [21:13] <@anotherirc3r> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
01:32 <DoC> [21:13] <@Osskkaarr> Hey sweety
01:33 <DoC> [21:13] * anotherirc3r is now known as JohnStamos
01:34 Kick: DoC was kicked by Zyxt (flood)
01:38 Join: DoC ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
01:38 Mode: (by Evil) +o DoC
03:33 <stevenn> hahahaha
04:09 <slinky_J> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11907225_947626751943435_8921291794776300432_n.jpg?oh=efda55c8e2022ffdc4866f3c1be4a640&oe=5672FD29
04:10 <slinky_J> yum
04:38 Join: jalnt ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
06:13 <slinky_J> i like big boobs an ah cannot lie
06:20 <slinky_J> feed dem food
06:29 <slinky_J> smush sammich together boobie style!
06:34 <slinky_J> feed to nate
07:02 <thestig> you look like your rat
07:03 <DoC> [18:46] <anotherirc3r> dave was putting vegetable oil in his engine to 'lubricate' the pistons, he said it did the 'same job' as engine oil and that it was just a 'cheaper option' for him
07:06 <slinky_J> LOL
07:09 <slinky_J> BALD RAT
07:13 <slinky_J> u can get bald rats
07:19 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
07:20 <slinky_J> freaky lookin like bald cats
07:24 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
07:34 <slinky_J> thestig u look like amelia
07:40 <slinky_J> cmere sexy boi kissy kissy!
08:31 <thestig> how is pong today?
08:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong ok pong throw poo at someone on tram today
10:39 <thestig> before or after lunch?
11:17 <nate> pong is a cute chick!
11:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong boy
11:38 <nate> a cute monkey chick who throws poo;l
11:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> not girl
11:57 <nate> nah u can be a girl, get some friends then
12:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pong boy
12:33 <nate> u got a nice stiff pong?
13:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pWejAnLUQ
13:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Slice of Heaven - Dave Dobbyn (Mar 19, 2007) Time: 0 - Category: Music - 1,447,336 views - 4,349 likes (97.3%), 120 dislikes (2.7%)
13:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong has a chubby
13:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong go see prestetute with stiffy
13:50 Mode: (by stevenn) +o [[[[[pong]]]]]
14:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> nate pong want meet u
15:06 <stevenn> nate is a babe
15:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong show nate a big chubby
16:52 <stevenn> does pong speak like a retard in #melb ?
17:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong mildly retarded doctor said
17:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong speak normal
17:39 <stevenn> mildly is a understatment
17:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wu meet pong n see
18:36 <stevenn> pong like dong
19:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no
19:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> dont try molest pong
20:01 <slinky_J> lolz
20:07 <slinky_J> i love the pong!
20:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yess some ppl like pong
20:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> gransma and mavis like pong
22:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong not meet anyone from mirc since 2008
23:10 <slinky_J> my rat will poo in her food bowl
23:15 <slinky_J> she did two poo in it earlier
23:17 <slinky_J> so cute
24:39 <dimaa> bitch files a ticket. immediately loops in managment "Can someone get someone on this?" shut up you dumb cunt
24:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> we meet u bring rat
26:15 <dimaa> wow [[[[[pong]]]]] could you have a more annoying nickname?
26:38 <dimaa> huge blocks of special characters
26:39 <dimaa> lol
27:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> <-------------------------------------------------- stench marks
27:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong want pat rat
29:06 <slinky_J> ehehehe
29:20 * slinky_J pats pong
29:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yers pong like be pat
30:04 <slinky_J> ahehehehehe
30:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong do poo in mixing bowl like u rat does
31:26 <nate> pong may be a spazzo, but hes still cute
31:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesss pongis
31:54 <nate> a bit of drool coming out the side of da mouth is cute as
31:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl on tram call pong spazzo
32:27 <nate> do u hump random things on the tram?
32:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong hump azriel
41:26 <nate> lookin for a little romance
42:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> azriel granmas cat
42:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he bite pong
44:39 <nate> pong u takin any gals on a date recently
45:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no not since 2008
45:45 <nate> was dat your sexy year?
46:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong get many chubbys
47:12 <stevenn> !joke
47:12 <Herb_Dean> [97106] Q. What does a bull do to stay warm on a bitterly cold day?
47:16 <Herb_Dean> [97106] A. He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm "Jersey"
47:28 <stevenn> !joke
47:28 <Herb_Dean> [88218] Q. Who's the biggest hoe in history?
47:32 <Herb_Dean> [88218] A. Ms. Pac-man, because for 25 cents she swallows balls until she dies.
47:48 <stevenn> !quote
47:48 <Herb_Dean> [47292] J. <@anotherirc3r> you said i was pretty Dave. don't you remember?
47:51 <Herb_Dean> [47292] O. <@Osskkaarr> I lied :)
50:14 <nate> lol
50:31 <nate> im sure dat gets the girls
50:46 <nate> lying
50:47 <nate> lol
52:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> where is anotherirc3r
53:24 <stevenn> !joke
53:24 <Herb_Dean> [35427] Q. What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?
53:28 <Herb_Dean> [35427] A. Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack snacker!
53:38 <stevenn> !joke
53:38 <Herb_Dean> [95797] Q. What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
53:42 <Herb_Dean> [95797] A. Her ankles.
56:03 <slinky_J> aaww amelie still sleepun
56:10 <slinky_J> gon hava get up so papa go din din!
56:22 <slinky_J> racist against rats restaurants are!
56:28 <slinky_J> RATISTS!
56:43 <slinky_J> she good n pay for her own drinks ffs
57:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong want meet rat
57:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> what rats name
57:33 <slinky_J> amelia
57:36 <slinky_J> or amelie
57:41 <slinky_J> i call her both
57:44 <slinky_J> so does mum
58:06 <slinky_J> she chew up ma fav earing
58:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> r u girl
59:42 <slinky_J> http://www.psylofashion.com/product-852-Thugs_Balaclava.aspx
59:46 <damian> hallo
59:47 <slinky_J> i am boy like pong is boy
59:53 <slinky_J> how cool is that balaclava lol
00:11 <slinky_J> i fkn shoulda ordered it with other shit lol
00:15 <damian> looks a bit like leila from futurama
01:29 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHAHA
01:33 <slinky_J> no shit
01:36 <slinky_J> nice call
01:54 <slinky_J> dropped 2 valium n smashed a beer down
01:56 <slinky_J> so calm
01:58 <slinky_J> lol
02:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u give pong valeum
02:23 <slinky_J> i order this in STEEL colour http://www.psylofashion.com/product-442-Maya_Hooded_Jacket_.aspx
06:07 * dimaa also pats [[[[[pong]]]]] 
07:35 <stevenn> so good so good
07:36 <stevenn> !joke
07:36 <Herb_Dean> [90350] Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
07:40 <Herb_Dean> [90350] A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.
09:13 <stevenn> uh huh
11:33 <stevenn> look at the whip frame that a nice cedessssssssssss
14:11 <stevenn> dis i know
14:12 <stevenn> dis i know
14:16 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqt8Z1k0oWQ
14:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Weeknd - Can’t Feel My Face (Audio) (Jun 8, 2015) Time: 3:36 - Category: Music - 67,764,240 views - 438,883 likes (96.9%), 13,871 dislikes (3.1%)
14:50 <nate> i cant believe the vmas called the weeknd sexy
15:05 <thestig> the what
15:05 <nate> im like nup he'd look sexy holding a beer bottle
15:33 <nate> when they introduced him
15:42 <nate> said sexy something or rather
15:43 <nate> lol
15:52 <thestig> why cant he feel his face?
15:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl like pat pong
15:59 <thestig> does he not have hands?
16:04 * thestig pats pong
16:18 <nate> i gather hes soo taken back with excitment
16:35 <nate> o face
16:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl in here meet pong then u pat
16:50 Join: Shango ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
16:56 <stevenn> but i love it
17:29 Mode: (by stevenn) +vv magicaux Shango
17:35 <nate> THE SONG IS ABOUT COCAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:35 <nate> I just heard this song for the first time and knew it was a song about coke after the first 5 seconds. I CAN"T FEEL MY FACE WHEN I AM WITH YOU??? You don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure it out. hahahahaha.
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17:45 <thestig> hahaha
17:48 <stevenn> lol
18:01 <nate> I swear, he sounds like Michael Jackson, and Bruno Mars.
18:04 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAEwLvxHVVk
18:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Robin Schulz - Headlights [feat. Ilsey] [official video] (Apr 3, 2015) Time: 3:50 - Category: Entertainment - 44,182,241 views - 182,442 likes (97.3%), 4,989 dislikes (2.7%)
18:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong smoke stradbroke red they strong
18:16 <nate> His voice makes me horny. Fucking hot.
18:22 <nate> ahh k his voice is sexy
18:25 <Shango> [[[[[pong]]]]]: IS A LOSER!
18:26 <nate> he is not
18:30 <thestig> gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
18:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> noooo
18:46 <thestig> pong dont listen to him pong is funny
18:50 <stevenn> shango, who is fighting in ufc this week ?
19:09 <nate> This song gets me wet
19:14 <thestig> wtf
19:17 <thestig> lol
19:28 <stevenn> yea i know its hard
19:29 <nate> im posting comments from song :D
19:42 <thestig> cant tell the difference sometimes
20:19 <stevenn> There was an Error caused by YouTube, we cannot deliver this Video!
20:20 <stevenn> This error is mostly caused by copyright issues or the length of the video.
20:20 <stevenn> We only support videos with maximum of 20 minutes.
20:23 <nate> Lionel Richie - Endless Love ft. Shania Twain
20:24 <Shango> barnett nelson
20:29 <stevenn> cant record over 20 minutes
20:30 <stevenn> lol
20:44 <Shango> Pissssssssssssssssssssssss
20:46 <stevenn> listen to this whole song, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbl_HloX0Eg
20:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lost Frequencies - Are You With Me One Hour (May 14, 2015) Time: 01:00:01 - Category: Entertainment - 3,535,082 views - 7,972 likes (94.3%), 478 dislikes (5.7%)
20:52 <thestig> can u game stream on youtube now steven
21:03 <stevenn> yeh
21:06 <stevenn> i have before
21:13 <stevenn> dont need twitch =p
21:24 <thestig> wasnt laggy wither
21:31 <thestig> are you with me?
21:46 <Shango> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m4685liWb0
21:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Parkway Drive - "Crushed" (Aug 24, 2015) Time: 4:37 - Category: Music - 509,109 views - 12,758 likes (96.5%), 466 dislikes (3.5%)
21:50 <stevenn> i crank it in my car
22:01 <stevenn> ARE YOU WITH ME?
22:07 <stevenn> i have a gopro
22:19 <stevenn> im going to record my everyday drifts in my clubsport soon
22:56 <stevenn> 2:09 at ellenbrook roundabout everyday there is a drift show
23:34 <thestig> oh sick
23:38 <thestig> i wana see that
23:53 <stevenn> its hard now
23:59 <stevenn> because i dont try and it goes sideways
24:05 <stevenn> my tyres must almost be fucked
24:26 <stevenn> im not 100% sure i have my licence back
24:38 <stevenn> but i checked it online with a lady who had a full licence and they both said the same
24:47 <stevenn> so im guessing i have a full licence
25:53 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y34jC4I1m70
25:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2 Chainz - Birthday Song (Explicit) ft. Kanye West (Aug 30, 2012) Time: 5:09 - Category: Music - 52,148,105 views - 194,758 likes (85.3%), 33,605 dislikes (14.7%)
25:58 <stevenn> read them comments nate
26:00 <stevenn> hahahaha
26:34 <stevenn> 
26:34 <stevenn> brod2man 1 month ago
26:35 <stevenn> What language is this man speaking?
27:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong want bottle of beer
27:54 <thestig> SKIRTTTT SKIRTTTT
28:00 <stevenn> ahahhahhah
28:09 <stevenn> i like that song
28:10 <stevenn> ;}
28:23 <stevenn> that bit there gets stuck in your head
28:49 <Shango> where is osskkarrr?
28:54 <stevenn> i like his songs for the fact he says what he wants
29:22 Kick: Shango was kicked by sik (sik)
29:29 Kick: StrykerX was kicked by sik (sik)
29:34 <nate> lol
29:55 <stevenn> haha
29:58 Mode: (by thestig) -o sik
30:00 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQEhmT7AJ44
30:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2 Chainz - Used 2 (Explicit) (Oct 13, 2013) Time: 3:46 - Category: Music - 15,101,365 views - 71,716 likes (92.8%), 5,538 dislikes (7.2%)
30:29 Mode: (by thestig) +v sik
30:36 <stevenn> you cant do it like that with a dick in ya
30:56 <sik> yeah u can
31:04 <sik> i haventy
31:06 <stevenn> take em to miami yeah?
31:08 <sik> but its possible
31:10 <stevenn> all good yeah
31:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> rat poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
31:21 <sik> if a guy fucked a chick up the ass
31:22 <stevenn> let me see u drunk it
31:24 <sik> left it in there
31:27 <sik> went limp
31:30 <stevenn> loooooool
31:30 <sik> then had a piss
31:44 <sik> u could mix poo and wee togther with a dick up ya
31:53 <stevenn> hahahahaa
31:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yessasss mixxx
31:59 <stevenn> sik you like that song bro ?
32:02 <thestig> did u do it to your bf chris?
32:11 <stevenn> sik - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQEhmT7AJ44
32:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2 Chainz - Used 2 (Explicit) (Oct 13, 2013) Time: 3:46 - Category: Music - 15,101,365 views - 71,716 likes (92.8%), 5,538 dislikes (7.2%)
32:31 <stevenn> play that song next time your with your gurl
32:35 <stevenn> she will luv it
32:50 <sik> day after jen came i reinstalled windows
32:55 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
33:02 <sik> i not stupid
33:05 <sik> amelia
33:09 Mode: (by stevenn) +o amelia
33:12 <sik> thats not for u
33:15 <stevenn> her name is morag
33:19 <sik> ok
33:30 <sik> i would kiss morag
33:34 <amelia> ahahahahahah
33:36 <amelia> wot up
33:43 <amelia> morag in da house
33:47 <stevenn> ok
33:51 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2QKlmMT8II
33:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2 Chainz - I'm Different (Explicit) (Dec 23, 2012) Time: 3:37 - Category: Music - 54,316,727 views - 208,776 likes (87.5%), 29,733 dislikes (12.5%)
34:05 <stevenn> Explicit
36:31 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsPq9mzFNGY
36:34 <BlackDevil> Youtube: James Bay - Let It Go (Mar 23, 2015) Time: 4:19 - Category: Music - 17,899,338 views - 112,510 likes (98.1%), 2,222 dislikes (1.9%)
36:40 Kick: [[[[[pong]]]]] was kicked by [[[[[pong]]]]] ([[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]])
36:46 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
36:47 <stevenn> pong is aids
36:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y pong aids
36:59 <stevenn> pong is aids
37:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> noooo
37:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 'op pong
37:35 <stevenn> why dont you be you
37:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who
37:42 <stevenn> and ill be meeeeeeeeeeee
37:54 <stevenn> throwing cloths across the floor
38:09 <stevenn> why are we doing it
38:12 <stevenn> doing it anymore
38:28 Mode: (by stevenn) +o [[[[[pong]]]]]
38:50 Mode: (by stevenn) +vv jalnt popinjay
38:53 <stevenn> !joke
38:54 <Herb_Dean> [64047] Q. What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?
38:57 <Herb_Dean> [64047] A. A virgin
39:03 <stevenn> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
39:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> someone meet pong and buy pong stradbroke red and melbourn bitter
40:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> where is MRpoo he pong friend
41:29 <stevenn> WINFIELD BLUE
41:34 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> nooooooooooooooooo
41:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> stradbroek red
41:42 <stevenn> rich man smokes
42:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> stevenn u tried stradbroke red?
43:09 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kF4zLNKio
43:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fetty Wap - Trap Queen (Official Video) Prod. By Tony Fadd (Aug 7, 2014) Time: 4:05 - Category: Music - 219,301,884 views - 1,032,502 likes (94%), 66,374 dislikes (6%)
43:21 <stevenn> can smoke em
43:26 <stevenn> are they 16s ey
43:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yeasss strongg
44:03 <amelia> did you kno there are "birthday cake" flavoured? m&ms
44:08 <stevenn> ill give you a blue you can cut the butt loooooooooooool
44:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no only red
46:10 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks
49:34 Join: Shango ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
49:37 <Shango> pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
49:58 <Shango> have you been to Makeout Mountain yet sik?
53:17 <nate> taaaakee me!
53:35 <stevenn> i dont think its shango
53:38 <Shango> where is osskkkarrr?
53:51 <nate> hes crying over his lost love
54:02 <Shango> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
54:30 <Shango> has he made a comeback?
54:35 <nate> shes not ya gf till ya put it in her bum
54:41 <nate> that seals the deal
12:50 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
23:16 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqAvFx3NxUM
23:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lionel Richie - All Night Long (All Night) (Oct 4, 2012) Time: 3:48 - Category: Music - 8,395,945 views - 35,347 likes (96.3%), 1,341 dislikes (3.7%)
29:09 <stevenn> !joke
29:09 <Herb_Dean> [21664] Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
29:12 <Herb_Dean> [21664] A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
30:18 <stevenn> [18:29] <IMadeEbgames> i was on omegle b4 i saw this girl with big tits she is 24 smoking hot i was gonna hook u up with her steven
30:30 <thestig> loll
33:27 Join: massif ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
35:18 Mode: (by stevenn) +vv massif Shango
37:25 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo4cmTaEDIk
37:29 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Robin Schulz - Sun Goes Down feat. Jasmine Thompson (Official Video) (Oct 1, 2014) Time: 2:55 - Category: Entertainment - 112,788,031 views - 451,108 likes (98.3%), 7,942 dislikes (1.7%)
41:10 Quit: massif ([email protected]) Connection closed
42:15 <stevenn> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zAoyKlFG1I
42:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Calvin Harris & Disciples - How Deep Is Your Love (DJ Snake Remix) [Audio] (Aug 28, 2015) Time: 3:43 - Category: Music - 452,818 views - 13,909 likes (87.8%), 1,924 dislikes (12.2%)
42:25 Quit: jalnt ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
44:43 <stevenn> that was fucked
53:59 <stevenn> amelia
54:02 <stevenn> how was work
57:49 Join: sockzie ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
02:45 <sockzie> nate you giggly pooft er
04:59 <nate> yes blowjob?
05:47 <amelia> shteven
07:12 <amelia> is good is don how was yours
07:30 <nate> is don is good
07:34 <nate> meat sockzie!
08:07 <stevenn> it was good
08:22 Mode: (by stevenn) +v sockzie
08:46 <stevenn> !joke
08:47 <Herb_Dean> [1014] Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
08:50 <Herb_Dean> [1014] A. Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
08:54 <stevenn> !joke
08:55 <Herb_Dean> [34646] Q. Why do women have two holes so close together?
08:58 <Herb_Dean> [34646] A. In case you miss.
09:57 <sockzie> where is that rapenthebuttring wanker
10:08 <sockzie> what happened to him
11:46 <stevenn> which one
12:08 <sockzie> tokendaring
12:11 <sockzie> that poofter
12:29 <stevenn> not sure
12:51 <sockzie> wasn't he siks boyfriend
13:27 <nate> smokin da ring
13:39 <nate> yeah he was strykerx's best mate
13:50 <nate> im sure hes around somewhere
14:15 <stevenn> !JOKE
14:16 <Herb_Dean> [12624] Q. What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
14:19 <Herb_Dean> [12624] A. A wet nose.
14:31 <sockzie> oh he's pals with darren explains a lot
15:23 <Shango> where is StrykerX? we can ask that loser
15:24 <Abortion> man, I want a wet nose now
16:18 <nate> UB40 CAN'T HELP FALLING IN LOVE
17:01 <sockzie> nate were you bumbuddies with tokendacock?
17:13 <nate> im buddies with everyone
17:24 <sockzie> slut
17:37 <nate> makeout mountain time!
19:34 <sockzie> you got the herpes
20:14 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:46 Mode: (by stevenn) +o xm
20:50 Mode: (by stevenn) +o sik
36:06 <stevenn> whers my son?
38:57 <Emma> shut up steven you fag
40:39 <xm> lol
41:26 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
42:11 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOLLLLLL
42:18 <Emma> noone is here
42:22 <Blitzkrieg> Is Stryker banned?
42:34 <Emma> too busy wanking
42:52 <Emma> who is stryker?
42:53 Join: slinky_J ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
43:08 <slinky_J> [19:24] <@nate> shes not ya gf till ya put it in her bum
43:08 <slinky_J> [19:24] <@nate> that seals the deal
43:17 Join: StrykerX ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
43:20 <Emma> GAYYYYY
43:22 <slinky_J> two fingers in the bum and she is yours 4eva
43:48 <Emma> two fingers up your bum and your inlove forever
44:08 <Blitzkrieg> Who kicked Stryker Emma?
44:18 <Emma> dont know, ive only just come on
44:33 <slinky_J> I AM SO WOT
44:37 <slinky_J> wot u gonna do fite me?
44:41 <Blitzkrieg> Josh
44:42 <slinky_J> huh huh huh huh *nudges*
44:46 <Emma> ohhhhh i know who it was
44:49 * slinky_J pecks his head like a pigeon
44:50 <Blitzkrieg> Was Stryker banned or d d it quit
44:52 <slinky_J> wot mate wot
44:55 <slinky_J> WOT MATE WOT
44:59 * slinky_J flaps arms like a bogan
45:04 <slinky_J> wot u say cword?
45:06 <slinky_J> lolz
45:11 <slinky_J> i dunno Blitzkrieg
45:11 <Emma> kicked
45:12 <Blitzkrieg> Looolll
45:14 <slinky_J> i just got home from dinner
45:15 <Blitzkrieg> Who kicked
45:23 <slinky_J> facken head is warm
45:27 <Emma> the one who enjoys making videos
45:28 <slinky_J> bought a slab on the way homes
45:34 <slinky_J> WOT MATE
45:39 <slinky_J> wana go ay
45:41 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk?
45:45 <Emma> yzaa
45:46 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOLLLLLLLLL
45:54 * slinky_J does the fisty cuffs movin in a circle but not actually hitting anyone
45:55 <slinky_J> WOT
45:56 <Blitzkrieg> What a loser
45:58 <Blitzkrieg> Op me pls
46:03 <slinky_J> no
46:05 <slinky_J> lol
46:08 <Emma> i dont know how toooooo
46:11 <Emma> ahahaa
46:21 <Emma> i can try but ill look like a fooool
46:21 <stevenn> it was kicked
46:28 Mode: (by stevenn) +o Blitzkrieg
46:31 Mode: (by stevenn) +o StrykerX
46:33 Mode: (by stevenn) +o slinky_J
46:37 Mode: (by Blitzkrieg) -o sik
46:46 <Emma> ohhh its onnnnn
46:56 Kick: sik was kicked by Blitzkrieg (LOOOOOOOLLLLL LOSER)
46:59 <stevenn> lol
47:02 <Emma> hahaaaaaaaa
47:07 <Emma> fuck its cold
47:13 <Emma> im going to use all the hot water
47:29 <Emma> cold shower for stevennnn tonight
47:30 <slinky_J> fuck yer dick is cold steven_
47:32 <Emma> HAHAAAAA
47:32 Mode: (by Blitzkrieg) +bb #nerdhacks!*@* sik!*@*
47:33 <slinky_J> piss on me
47:41 <slinky_J> FUCKEN BAN ME M8 WOT
47:42 <Blitzkrieg> Ooooooops
47:47 <slinky_J> lolz
47:51 <slinky_J> ty for ops
48:13 <slinky_J> k feckin cig time bro
48:19 <slinky_J> feckin mexicans!
48:21 <slinky_J> ;)
48:25 <Emma> Male_Need_Friend Bit desperate dont ya think?
51:53 <Abortion> can I be desperate?
52:40 <Emma> sure why not
52:42 <Shango> Darren how is Jen?
54:37 <Shango> was it another trip to Makeout Mountain?
56:31 <slinky_J> i had to go find someone with clean fingers
56:45 <Emma> did they finger you good?
56:52 <slinky_J> if u know of people with two nice fingers pls call me at 1800-fingerbangbang
56:58 <slinky_J> no only i finger me ok.
57:02 <slinky_J> K MATE
57:03 <slinky_J> :P
57:25 <Emma> gay!
57:27 <slinky_J> if i had a vagina id have somethin in it 24/7 id be fkn obsessed.
57:30 <stevenn> i done a shit before
57:33 <slinky_J> nice
57:36 <stevenn> i wiped my bum
57:41 <slinky_J> u ever fingered a poo out ur bum?
57:43 <stevenn> then i needed to do another shit
57:46 <slinky_J> ask ppl that for me
57:47 <slinky_J> LOLOL
57:48 <slinky_J> nice
57:51 <stevenn> so i done another log
57:51 <slinky_J> good times
57:55 <stevenn> and it was a clean shit
57:58 <slinky_J> hahahahahahaha
57:58 <stevenn> i got ripped off
58:02 <stevenn> i had to wipe for the first one
58:03 <slinky_J> a non wipe one
58:04 <stevenn> lolololol
58:05 <stevenn> yeh
58:06 <slinky_J> LMFAO
58:08 <stevenn> second was a clean shit
58:09 <slinky_J> aaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
58:12 <stevenn> RIPPED
58:15 <slinky_J> lmao
58:22 <slinky_J> wipe and slam that shit on the wall
58:29 <slinky_J> fk this im out *walks outta toilet*
58:41 <stevenn> finger painting in the toliet
59:27 <Shango> Blitzkrieg: Tell us some more about your meetings with Jen
00:49 <Emma> id rather not hear about it
01:03 <Shango> why is that Emma?
01:31 <Emma> do you want to know what they get up to?
01:37 <Emma> who does who
01:44 <Emma> how the deed is done
01:50 <Shango> YES!
01:54 <Emma> you know id like to keep my dinner down
01:59 <Shango> It is our requirement on this channel
02:14 <Shango> To be up to date with Darren and Jen's make outs
02:30 <Emma> do they makeout or is it just a quick bang and off they go?
02:38 <Shango> I am also certain that our good friend Osskkarr would be interested too
02:51 <Emma> im sure he would
02:55 <stevenn> oskar comes in normally not long after darrens meetings
02:57 Join: Mx_Brettingham_Trump ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
02:58 <stevenn> to let off some steam
03:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> loolloolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
03:05 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> morning all
03:10 <Shango> How does Osskkarr know what they are doing and when?
03:11 <Emma> gay!
03:12 <stevenn> g'day
03:16 <Shango> Is he possibly stalking?
03:18 <stevenn> everyone knows everything
03:26 <Shango> How?
03:27 <Emma> hiding in the shadows like usual
03:32 <stevenn> pastebin.cm
03:46 <Emma> gps tracker on her phone
04:01 <Emma> he shows up and they have a 3sum
04:08 <Shango> So pullcock is tracking her every move?
04:09 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> where is jennifer
04:14 <Emma> i dont knowwww
04:20 <Emma> im just saying its easy
04:47 <Emma> buy someone an iphone, Find my phone tracker bammmmmmm you got their location!
04:48 Mode: (by stevenn) +o Mx_Brettingham_Trump
04:52 Mode: (by stevenn) -bb sik!*@* #nerdhacks!*@*
05:06 <Emma> get onittttttt
06:18 Join: EXTMFatal ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
06:27 <Emma> gayyy
06:28 <stevenn> sup faggot
06:47 Mode: (by stevenn) +o EXTMFatal
06:55 <Emma> gayyy
07:00 <stevenn> hombre
07:13 Quit: NickEmery ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
07:17 <Emma> stevenn you coming for a shower?
07:21 Quit: popinjay ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
07:27 <Emma> or am i using all the hot water?
07:50 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> go for you shower steven_  pussy whipped
08:04 <Emma> meh he is getting his weed
08:13 <Emma> shower is not important at this point
08:30 <slinky_J> bah wat to watch
08:33 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> how often does he blow smoke up ur pussy?
08:36 <slinky_J> life is so boorrinnng
08:39 <Emma> never
08:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> bullshit
08:46 <slinky_J> vote to 9/11 sydney!
08:50 <Emma> no bullshit
08:51 <slinky_J> aaaaaahahahahahahaha
08:53 <Emma> i dont like it
08:57 <Emma> its gay as fuck
09:01 <Emma> waste of money
09:10 <Emma> his money is going up in smokeeeeeee
09:11 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Emma tomorrow is wednesday, that means you should have some nice grocer pics for us
09:17 <Emma> nope
09:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> why not?
09:23 <Emma> i dont get paid
09:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> why not?
09:31 <Emma> i dont shop everyweekkkkkkkk
09:37 <slinky_J> LOL
09:41 <slinky_J> fkn weird cunt
09:42 <Emma> well im trying to stay awayyy
09:52 <Emma> saving moneyy
10:00 <Emma> i did buy some bras today
10:06 <Emma> sooooooooo that didnt workkk
10:07 <Emma> hahaha
10:20 <Emma> but i only spent $40
11:09 <Blitzkrieg> $40
11:11 <Blitzkrieg> Cjeap
11:13 <Blitzkrieg> Cheap
11:20 <Emma> i know i knowwwww
11:28 <Emma> its just for bed
11:49 <Emma> no need for it to be specialllll
11:56 <Blitzkrieg> Poor stevo misses out
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOLLLLL
12:05 <Emma> just need support like you need support for your balls
12:25 <Blitzkrieg> No need for that ;)
12:30 <Shango> Emma: we demand pics!
12:37 <Emma> well its not one that is easily removed
12:42 <stevenn> bro
12:43 <Emma> haha soooo poor stevenn
12:48 <stevenn> i take her bra off before bed
12:51 <stevenn> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
12:59 <Emma> no
13:04 <Emma> its glued on
13:10 <stevenn> lol u wish
13:14 <Emma> i do :(
13:16 <stevenn> 2 fingers blindfolded
13:18 <Emma> sometimessss
13:18 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> take her bra off and rub it on ur ass
13:22 <Emma> hahahaa
13:25 <Emma> smellyyyyy
13:32 <Emma> ill put it back on
13:36 <Emma> that will keep him away
13:42 <Emma> winning!
13:49 <amelia> do you wear bras to bed
13:53 <Shango> Blitzkrieg: at least Emma has a chance of fitting into a nice bra, unlike Jen
14:03 <Emma> i dont usually
14:13 <stevenn> she does
14:15 <stevenn> my hands
14:16 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> now that jen has gone Emma is the #1 monster of #nerdhacks
14:20 <stevenn> untill i fall alseep
14:20 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
14:20 <Emma> but my boobs have been sore for the past few nights
14:24 Join: romanticly ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
14:30 <amelia> ohhhh pregnant
14:30 <Emma> its ok Mx_Brettingham_Trump
14:33 <Emma> nahhhhhhh
14:36 <slinky_J> i did a nice fart
14:38 <stevenn> milk tits
14:41 <slinky_J> but was afraid of a follow thru
14:41 <stevenn> let me see
14:43 <Emma> too early to tell
14:44 <slinky_J> so i stood there like
14:46 <slinky_J> :o
14:50 <slinky_J> then im like ^_^
14:52 <slinky_J> sweeet
14:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> who ur competition Emma?
14:58 <stevenn> -.-
15:05 <slinky_J> i hadda put two fingers in to make ma bum chill out ;)
15:07 <slinky_J> aaaaahahahahaha
15:12 <Emma> what you mean Mx_Brettingham_Trump?
15:12 <Shango> Blitzkrieg: can you tell Jen to come back to irc?
15:17 <slinky_J> SLINKY TWO FINGERS
15:18 <stevenn> spread your cheeks
15:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> your competition for #1 monster
15:27 <Blitzkrieg> She said no
15:31 <slinky_J> Mx_Brettingham_Trump you ever had two fingers up your bum?
15:33 <Blitzkrieg> Lolllo
15:34 <Emma> oh noone will take my place
15:35 <slinky_J> i think u need it
15:37 <stevenn> Lish
15:40 <Emma> #1 forever
16:00 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> ok its official #1 monster Emma
17:08 <Shango> Blitzkrieg: why will she not come back?
17:31 <Emma> your the #1 ginger
17:47 <Shango> Im not sure we have anything against her, it is pullcock we do not like
18:08 <Emma> yes
18:12 <stevenn> indeed
18:28 <stevenn> i have said this
18:30 <Emma> the reason to why we did that and most still do is to piss him off
18:34 <stevenn> oskar started it all
18:39 <Shango> we have nothing against Jen
18:43 <stevenn> it was all to get him wild
18:44 <Emma> its all because offf hmmmm
18:48 <stevenn> and it worked
18:51 <Shango> it was all pullcocks
18:52 <Emma> haha
19:01 <Emma> projection WE WON!!
19:03 <Shango> he is the one who posted her details and conversations in the first place
19:10 <Emma> but he still thinks he did
19:11 <stevenn> haha
19:12 <Shango> PROJECTION!
19:15 <Emma> #1 loser!
19:19 <amelia> no I'm pretty sure jen got smashed by everyone and a dating profile made up of her
19:22 <Shango> pullcock is </3
19:23 <amelia> fuckin bullies
19:39 <Emma> we are not bullies
19:46 <Emma> we just speak the truth
19:56 <Shango> pullcock probably made the profile himself, nobody else had the pics that were on it... or it was all her
20:03 <Shango> a masterplan to fool us all LOL!
20:08 <amelia> she got made fun of mad ways over her looks
20:26 <Shango> well she gave people the pics nobody else did
20:33 <stevenn> she cant be to bad if half this channel wants her
20:34 <stevenn> haah
20:36 <Emma> its what we do best
20:38 <amelia> yah not to be abused I assume
20:50 <amelia> dave deserved it but jen copped the majority of it
20:57 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> what profile?
20:58 <Shango> hahaha im sure that nobody wants her but pullcock and StrykerX
21:00 <amelia> to get david wild
21:01 <Emma> as i said before it was to get tim him
21:09 <Emma> to not tim!
21:17 <stevenn> dave is wild
21:26 <Shango> Did pullcock not follow her home after their meeting?
21:49 <stevenn> he made fun of emma
21:51 <Emma> maybe she isnt on coz he got her locked up in a cage
21:52 <stevenn> i made fun of jen
21:53 <Emma> haha
21:55 <stevenn> tooooooooo bad
22:02 <stevenn> emma is still here
22:06 <stevenn> after being called monster
22:09 <amelia> hahaahaa
22:09 <stevenn> ect
22:10 <stevenn> pig
22:12 <Shango> He did say some nasty things about Emma
22:16 <stevenn> the strong survive
22:17 <Emma> yes he did
22:22 <Shango> he got what he deserved
22:22 <stevenn> the weak will leave
22:26 <amelia> emma doesn't get smashed like jen
22:27 <stevenn> thats how it is
22:32 <Emma> and im proud to say im neither of the things he said i was
22:33 <Shango> was it not him who started this anyway?
22:35 <stevenn> TEAM ALPHA
22:38 <amelia> and calling em monster is more like sarcasm
22:41 <Shango> who said the first words, was it you Emma?
22:54 <stevenn> he cried to me everyday
22:54 <DoC> pollock has borrowed some money from mrs po now
22:59 <amelia> and is more... stable
23:03 <stevenn> he was cry'n 10 seconds before i started
23:04 <stevenn> loool
23:04 <Emma> i was taking the piss when he give out the profile he made
23:10 <Emma> then he deleted it
23:14 <Emma> and took it out on me
23:24 <Emma> im the fat ugly slut
23:27 <Shango> well that is WEAK
23:27 <stevenn> who cares
23:32 <Emma> she is the supermodel
23:36 <Emma> but i dont care
23:37 <amelia> yah he deserved to cop it
23:44 <amelia> i jus think jen was a lil hard done by
23:49 <Shango> did he not start on your too amelia?
23:49 <stevenn> hahaha
23:54 <Shango> calling you a fat slut?
23:54 <DoC> 'supermode' new guy every night
23:55 <amelia> i mean all she did was fuck a couple guys
23:55 <stevenn> same but its irc
23:56 <Emma> well she aint here to defend herself
23:59 <stevenn> if you take it to heart
24:02 <stevenn> then u shouldnt be here
24:03 <DoC> supermodel
24:09 <amelia> yah i get that too
24:14 <Emma> it was oskar who started it, so we had to finish it
24:16 <Shango> StrykerX: who are the males that Jen has had intercourse with?
24:17 <stevenn> if you send your pics out
24:20 <stevenn> EXPECTTTTTTTTT
24:23 <stevenn> hahahaaahahhaa
24:34 <DoC> Shango, tisk, shadsam, mrmark
24:35 <Emma> like what happened when i put mine out there
24:36 <amelia> haha hence why pics stay private, mostly
24:41 <stevenn> yeh
24:43 <nate> lucky girl fuckin all these sexy men
24:45 <stevenn> i dun really care
24:47 <Shango> shadsam hahaha
24:52 <stevenn> people can draw dicks on my pictures
24:54 <Shango> WAYNO MARTIN
24:56 <stevenn> haahahh
25:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
25:12 <Shango> StrykerX: are you there?
25:14 <stevenn> ill laugh with them if its a good dick
25:19 <Emma> hahaaa
25:21 <Emma> why not?
25:32 <DoC> [18:57] <Osskkaarr> no cunt touiches nmy bitch
25:33 <DoC> [18:57] <Osskkaarr> anotherirc3r is miner
25:37 <stevenn> haha
25:48 <amelia> majority of us can take it and jus laugh it off
25:52 <stevenn> yeh
25:55 <amelia> irc is no place for her anyway
26:04 <nate> when i think hot sex i think irc
26:05 <Shango> StrykerX: tell us about pullcock stalking Jen home then posting her address on nerdhacks
26:08 <stevenn> we done her a favour really
26:12 <amelia> haha
26:13 <Emma> unless you can prove your not a pig, slut etc.
26:16 <Emma> hahahahaaaaaaa
26:18 <stevenn> maybe a bit to late
26:19 <DoC> LOL
26:23 <stevenn> osky has found her
26:24 <stevenn> ahah
26:30 <amelia> her biggest mistake
26:35 <amelia> david
26:36 <Shango> DoC: did he not stalk her home from CHEONG PARK?
26:38 <stevenn> tisky ?
26:42 <DoC> pollock is waiting for jen at cheong park
26:44 <stevenn> tisky was abusive loooooooooool
26:52 <Shango> tisk is pisssssssssssssssssss
26:57 <stevenn> i liked it rough
27:01 <stevenn> he
27:06 <Emma> tisk is fried as a fucking onion left on the bbq
27:18 <Shango> apparently Jen was warned by a lot of people off here about pullcock
27:18 <Emma> he is gone
27:21 <DoC> tisk told me that he kissed jen
27:24 <Emma> haha
27:25 <Shango> they told her what he was capable of
27:39 <Shango> now it seems too late for pullcock, as StrykerX has won her over
27:57 <DoC> lol
27:58 <Emma> the bad guys always win
28:13 <nate> tisk is so fried hes like the lipstick of a dogs penis which has fallen out and rolled in dirt down a hill into hell
28:13 * DoC slaps magicaux around a bit with a large trout
28:14 <Shango> not the case for pullcock
28:23 <stevenn> StrykerX is the better one for her
28:24 <Emma> haha
28:26 <stevenn> he can help her
28:26 <Shango> LOL @ nate
28:36 <DoC> LOL nate
28:44 <Shango> StrykerX: I think has a job
28:57 <Emma> anyway time for my next show, thanks for keeping my occupied for an hour!!!
29:00 <Shango> she wont need to lend pullcock anymore hard earned cash!
29:12 <amelia> catfish issit
29:34 <DoC> she borrowed that money from tisk Shango
29:38 <Shango> pullcock was cat fished worse than the entire show and movie put together
29:43 <Shango> do tell DoC
29:44 <amelia> ahahahahhaa
30:09 <stevenn> ahha
30:15 <stevenn> LET THE CAMERA ROLL!
30:21 <DoC> <+sik> please come back jen
30:34 <Emma> damn misseed ex on thebeach
30:36 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> pollock is at gook park
30:44 <stevenn> looooooooool
30:50 <stevenn> !quote
30:50 <Herb_Dean> [6305] J. [23:59] <ladifingda> and i am sorry that i did
30:54 <Herb_Dean> [6305] O. [23:59] <@officeworks> I know you are... doesn';t give you the right to play with my heart for 6 weeks.
30:55 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> THIS IS NOT YOUR COUNTRY
31:10 <Emma> didnt know you could fall in love within 6 weeks LOL
31:13 <Shango> what is gook park?
31:17 <stevenn> !quote
31:18 <Herb_Dean> [17290] J. [23:32] <ladifingda> because i didn't want to hurt you
31:21 <Herb_Dean> [17290] O. [23:32] <@officeworks> Admit it Jennifer.
31:22 <DoC> now pollock and tisk has team up to borrow another payment from jen
31:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> it is where pollock met jennifer
31:32 <stevenn> he sounds abusive on irc
31:34 <stevenn> like
31:43 <stevenn> 'ADMIT IT !!! SLUT'
31:49 <stevenn> !joke
31:49 <Herb_Dean> [48827] Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
31:53 <Herb_Dean> [48827] A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
31:58 <amelia> love @ first type
32:06 <Shango> so both tisk and pullcock are now borrowing money from Jen?
32:12 <stevenn> haha
32:18 <DoC> yes
32:20 <DoC> LOL
32:20 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> i thought that was going to be an eggcelent joke
32:21 Join: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
32:24 <stevenn> no need for centrelink loan
32:27 Mode: (by stevenn) +o SpanishGuy12
32:35 <Shango> this channel is getting big
32:42 <DoC> SpanishGuy12 wants to date BABYGIRL Lol
32:48 <stevenn> soon to be the biggest
32:56 <nate> Shango gets big when he sees tisk nude
32:57 <stevenn> just sit back and watch the fireworks boys
32:57 <Shango> we have pullcock and Jen to thank for this I think
33:05 <Shango> pisssssssssssssssssss
33:35 <Shango> will the lonesome losers from the mains come in here you think stevenn?
34:11 <stevenn> yeah but they will load up a vpn or change there ip
34:17 <stevenn> use a different nickname
34:18 <stevenn> hahah
34:21 <Blitzkrieg> Loooool Jen doesn't lend money like a bank
34:29 <Blitzkrieg> Contrary to popular belief
34:37 <Blitzkrieg> By losers like David
35:33 <stevenn> ok
35:44 <stevenn> so we are getting oskarr grub and jen back yeah?
35:50 <stevenn> !joke
35:51 <Herb_Dean> [27610] Q. What do attorneys use for birth control?
35:54 <Herb_Dean> [27610] A. Their personalities.
36:02 <slinky_J> i thank my anus
36:03 <stevenn> lol
36:07 <slinky_J> for always being there for me
36:08 <DoC> lol
36:11 <slinky_J> farts feel nice
36:17 <Blitzkrieg> Jen won't be back
36:19 <slinky_J> thnk u this award is for u anus!
36:21 <DoC> no oskar is already here steven
36:25 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> FUCKING WASP WHORES
36:27 <Blitzkrieg> He is.
36:34 Kick: magicaux was kicked by Blitzkrieg (LOOOOOLLLLL)
36:34 Join: magicaux ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
36:35 <slinky_J> meh who cares about jen and oskar
36:47 Kick: magicaux was kicked by Blitzkrieg (LOOOOOLLLLL)
36:47 Join: magicaux ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
36:49 Kick: magicaux was kicked by Blitzkrieg (LOOOOOLLLLL)
36:49 <Shango> Blitzkrieg: does
36:49 Join: magicaux ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
36:50 <DoC> he have no balls to speak
36:52 <slinky_J> i just want pliv to let me put two fingers in his bum
36:54 Kick: magicaux was kicked by Blitzkrieg (LOOOOOLLLLL)
36:54 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> steven_ do u piss high enough that it hits Emma in the face?
36:54 Kick: Blitzkrieg was kicked by bios (mass kick, go sit in a corner)
36:54 Join: magicaux ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
36:57 <slinky_J> to chick for cancer
36:59 <Shango> why don't you guys just ban pullcock for good?
37:02 <slinky_J> check*
37:11 <slinky_J> coz he likes the shit pollock pulls
37:11 <slinky_J> lolz
37:18 <slinky_J> steven_ likes fights!
37:20 <slinky_J> ROUND ONE
37:27 <DoC> pollock is a cancer he wont go away
37:27 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
37:29 <slinky_J> FUCK U ASKIN FOR MATE U WANA GO CUNT
37:29 Mode: (by StrykerX) +o Blitzkrieg
37:32 <slinky_J> CMON
37:36 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOLLLLL
37:36 <Shango> Blitzkrieg: why won't Jen be back?
37:37 * slinky_J flaps his man wings
37:41 <slinky_J> buhkeeerrrk!
37:48 <slinky_J> lets have man to man sex u cunt!
37:50 <Blitzkrieg> Cause people are cunts to her
37:52 <Blitzkrieg> Simple.
37:55 <Shango> how so?
37:59 <slinky_J> dude
38:08 <stevenn> na
38:12 <slinky_J> she goes around telling people like pollock in my chan everything about her
38:12 <stevenn> not in the face
38:16 <slinky_J> opens up
38:21 <slinky_J> but does not take any advice
38:27 <Shango> she has told almost every lonesome loser off her
38:29 <slinky_J> when i talked to her
38:33 <Shango> pullcock isn't the only one
38:37 <slinky_J> srsly get tired of hearing about somebodys sad life
38:39 <DoC> everyone warned jen about pollock
38:44 <slinky_J> when they dont take into account you
38:46 <DoC> but she didnt listen anyone
38:48 <slinky_J> you into account*
38:55 <slinky_J> she's messed up
39:01 <stevenn> only cum
39:04 <stevenn> not piss
39:05 <slinky_J> and telling people everything about her
39:07 <stevenn> ill try tho
39:09 <slinky_J> you know how irc is
39:16 <Shango> she posted her pics and added the lonesome losers to her facebook
39:25 <DoC> LOL Shango
39:28 <Shango> she sort of brought it on herself would you not agree Blackwood?
39:32 <slinky_J> man u n her met
39:38 <slinky_J> then she disses ur ass on here n shit
39:39 <DoC> try for what steven?
39:42 <Shango> I did not meet her
39:44 <Emma> stevenn is one of those people she added LOL
39:45 <slinky_J> and u still go back to her
39:48 <slinky_J> dunno y man
39:52 <DoC> haha Emma
40:04 <Emma> he is next to treck it to makeout mountian
40:05 <slinky_J> and bragging that shes yours and not pollocks
40:06 <DoC> steven u faggot why did u add jen?
40:08 <amelia> she added steven
40:09 <slinky_J> like u dont own a woman
40:10 <amelia> really
40:14 <slinky_J> she aint cattle
40:17 <Emma> im soooooooo jealous!
40:22 <slinky_J> if u care about her so much
40:25 <Shango> Blackwood you despo cunt I did not meet Jen
40:26 <slinky_J> y come on bragging about it
40:28 <Emma> bigggggggg competition
40:30 <Shango> go take your meds
40:31 <slinky_J> not u cunt
40:33 <slinky_J> Blitzkrieg
40:37 <amelia> hea not talkin to you Shango
40:41 <amelia> twat ahahahaaha
40:41 <Shango> ohh
40:44 <slinky_J> im just being honest
40:44 <Shango> sorry
40:46 <slinky_J> not dissin
40:48 <slinky_J> all good
40:52 <DoC> LOL
40:53 <Shango> well yeh she did diss Blitzkrieg even to me
41:00 <slinky_J> n me
41:11 <Shango> and pullcock
41:30 <Shango> she might have been making up stories though
41:33 <slinky_J> pollock n her were always having convos for fkn AGES in my chan
41:34 <slinky_J> lol
41:43 <amelia> cyber sex
41:46 <Shango> what chan do you have evidence Blackwood?
41:48 <slinky_J> deep n meaningfuls
41:50 <slinky_J> lol amelia
41:57 <slinky_J> i dropped that chan
42:02 <Shango> amelia: LOL did they cyber sex?
42:05 <slinky_J> reg my old one!
42:07 <slinky_J> woo
42:17 <amelia> AHAHAHA Shango look @ chu lil gossip queen
42:27 <amelia> OMG DID DEY CYBA????!!!?!
42:32 Quit: romanticly ([email protected]) Z-Lined
42:45 <slinky_J> who r u Shango
42:46 <slinky_J> lolz
42:50 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> ive got vodka
42:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
42:54 <slinky_J> all the nick changes reminds me of me!
42:58 <amelia> Perez Hilton
43:09 <Shango> Blitzkrieg: if we be nice to Jen will she come back?
43:18 <Blitzkrieg> Nope.
43:23 <Shango> Why not?
43:25 Quit: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) Quit:
43:31 <Blitzkrieg> Too much trolling
43:39 <DoC> haha
43:42 <slinky_J> it's not like she had anything interesting to say
43:43 <Shango> what if we be nice?
43:49 <slinky_J> she asked for the trolling
43:51 <Shango> will she give us 1 last chance?
43:53 <slinky_J> basically
44:04 <Blitzkrieg> Anyway I'm out
44:05 <DoC> <@slinky_J> she asked for the trolling <=== LOLOLOLOL
44:08 <slinky_J> peace
44:08 <Blitzkrieg> Peace
44:08 <amelia> for brett http://imgur.com/V3ZpwaC
44:26 <slinky_J> amelia loves brett
44:29 <slinky_J> INO ITS TRU
44:34 <slinky_J> Y DENY UR LOVE
44:36 <slinky_J> 4 EACHOTHER
44:40 <slinky_J> !!!
44:41 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOOL @ photo
44:43 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> not nice
44:47 <amelia> i dislike rangas
44:50 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> go fuck urself
44:53 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
44:55 <Shango> are people talking in melbourne I can't get in there
44:55 <amelia> he will never have a place in my heart
45:24 <slinky_J> here boys
45:25 <slinky_J> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11959960_1135192306495774_3522993001283854951_n.jpg?oh=2161b412fe43df8a9766c708f63ddf3f&oe=5677916D
45:27 <slinky_J> reow
45:29 <slinky_J> shonda
45:31 <amelia> Shango is havin withdrawels
45:37 <amelia> from no #melbourne
45:44 <DoC> yes Shango, Loof and kate are the leaders there
45:56 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> wheres plivent? i knew someone was missing
45:58 <Shango> DoC: I cannot get in there
46:19 <Shango> Did Lxwana not come in here last night and said that it wont be shut down?
46:27 <DoC> change your nick n try
46:33 <DoC> shango is perm banned there
46:38 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> where the fuck is roberto the prophet
46:41 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
46:55 <DoC> shut down?
48:50 <Shango> someone told me that ASD threaten to shut this place down
50:11 <slinky_J> YOU CANT SHUT DOWN MY BUM
50:15 <slinky_J> BUM HATER
50:20 <DoC> who cares Shango
50:41 <Shango> well I sure don't but pullcock will
51:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> is StrykerX pumping jen tonight?
52:47 <stevenn> !quote
52:47 <Herb_Dean> [65455] J. [23:33] <ladifingda> you think i intentionally manipulated you?
52:50 <Herb_Dean> [65455] O. [23:33] <@officeworks> If you need time to think about it... i'll give you 10 mins.. so I can have a smoke yeah?
53:12 <stevenn> i added a few more today
53:49 <stevenn> !joke
53:50 <Herb_Dean> [97714] Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife...
53:53 <Herb_Dean> [97714] A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.
54:33 <DoC> [17:25] <@Osskkaarr> To me.. she is beautiful.. I just don't like how shes treated me and every other guy.
57:33 <stevenn> WHERES MY SON
58:52 <nate> lol doc, oskar needs to learn obsession is not ok ;D
59:13 <Shango> pullcock needs to learn that NO means NO!
59:35 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> pullcock is a lonesome loser but he keeps on trying
59:48 <stevenn> Mx_Brettingham_Trump has pullcoks back
00:45 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> nah
00:50 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> not that i have seen
00:52 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> in the last hour
01:14 <nate> i may not be a vergin tomorrow
01:29 <nate> bachelor in paradise bbabaay!
01:38 <stevenn> i got a big bag of weed
01:40 <Emma> Mx_Brettingham_Trump rides his dick at any given chance
01:53 <amelia> I'm lookin at pics of burritos
02:01 <amelia> this is wot my life has come to
02:23 <Shango> Emma: what do you think of Mx_Brettingham_Trump?
02:56 <stevenn> Honest Truth Please
03:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> Emma sees me as good affair material
03:03 <Emma> He is hard to read, he is a ginger after all from what ive seen. They have no souls so that would explain it.
03:15 <nate> http://images.kinkbomb.net/images/P/121795/188526_5536bb5190fbb.preview.gif
03:19 <nate> burrriitto !
03:30 <stevenn> looool
03:33 <amelia> YUMMM
03:40 <amelia> she eating burrito whilst having sex
03:42 <amelia> life goal
03:43 <Emma> if i was to have an affair with anyone fuck you must look like channing tatum
04:01 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> whos that?
04:12 <thestig> that shit cant be unseen
04:12 <amelia> wot about
04:14 <amelia> the rock
04:16 <Emma> my lrdddd
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05:00 <thestig> would you let him channing all over your tatum?
05:13 Join: EXTMFatal ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
05:18 <thestig> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPOUgobWTT0
05:21 <Shango> that picture looks like Jen somewhat
05:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (I Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum - Official Music Video (Jun 18, 2013) Time: 4:23 - Category: Comedy - 23,768,011 views - 196,978 likes (95.9%), 8,455 dislikes (4.1%)
05:26 <nate> http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la70c830Zs1qctz45o1_500.gif
05:30 <nate> more burrrittos
05:51 <thestig> nate is this for pre workout motivation?
06:03 <nate> jerkin the gerkin!
06:25 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> nate when did u last have a tug?
06:47 <nate> couple of hours ago
06:54 <nate> i was think of tisk gettin some
07:02 <nate> thinkang
07:17 <nate> oh his lounge from hell
07:28 <nate> brimstone
07:31 <nate> all over it
11:16 <nate> lol shes the new sexy target
11:24 <nate> see if oskar can crack her
11:30 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump>  carrot top
12:06 <Shango> crack who?
12:28 Join: thornily ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
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14:32 <nate> babyzoogirl
16:57 <thestig> lol
17:02 Quit: Exo ([email protected]) Quit:
23:55 <slinky_J> aawww
24:00 <slinky_J> rat wanna come out tee hee
24:05 <slinky_J> wow amelia quit early
24:32 <nate> must be having cuddles
24:37 <slinky_J> aha aaww cute
24:41 <slinky_J> cuddelz time 4 amelia!
24:45 <nate> oskar has popped by
24:54 <slinky_J> n my lil amelia 2 ima get her out her enclosure aheheaheaheahehehe
25:59 <thestig> show us a pic of your rat
26:02 <thestig> and your pet
26:41 Quit: sockzie ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
27:01 <slinky_J> LOLOL
27:05 <slinky_J> ahahaha nicely done bro
27:08 <Mx_Brettingham_Trump> ratwood
27:11 <slinky_J> i gotta upload from camera
27:15 <slinky_J> just cbf lol
27:27 <slinky_J> i photograpphed the lil hulk plush toy she chewed the fuck outta
27:39 <slinky_J> gotta upload that too but i cbf gettin camera
36:02 <thestig> http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01541/_Angry_female_nake_1541056a.jpg
36:05 <thestig> is ok found one
36:38 <slinky_J> have some chocolate ;) https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11949298_522481734567869_9142530440206211508_n.jpg?oh=2d5fa209fe1c3e2700701b047c21ea59&oe=5683DA19&__gda__=1450072947_c46ee9eb2384b2e5f05fa780e88f0b5f
36:49 <slinky_J> AAHHHH NAKED MOLE RAT!
36:51 <slinky_J> lols
43:30 Quit: Mx_Brettingham_Trump ([email protected]) Quit:
50:55 <slinky_J> sometimes
50:58 <slinky_J> i want weed
51:00 <slinky_J> 4 a movie
51:02 <slinky_J> :(
51:05 <slinky_J> GOT BEER THO WOOO
53:42 Join: Stringer ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
57:21 <slinky_J> u sexy boy Stringer
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