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00:08 <President_Trump> ???
07:59 <steven_j> looooool
08:04 <steven_j> it was well over 2 minutes
08:17 <steven_j> continued on to tell me about a shit he done at his step dads house
08:29 <steven_j> but its so loud in here i hope u can hear it
08:30 <steven_j> ahahahahaha
09:06 <President_Trump> put it on youtube
09:17 <President_Trump> get to 1m hitts
09:19 <President_Trump> hits
10:22 <xm> recording?
11:30 <nate> steven having a pull in the toilet
14:13 Quit: lixivious ([email protected]) Connection closed
25:57 <BrotherAli> blackdevil will be out n about friday night
26:09 <BrotherAli> prob come home pissed sleep it off
26:16 <BrotherAli> fart some sperm in the dunny
31:04 <BrotherAli> i dipped my ballz in chocolate for nate [[[[:
34:19 <BrotherAli> hehehe
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57:36 <steven_j> loool
57:43 <steven_j> dfk;lfd;asklfasl;
57:44 <JetstreamSam> steven_j
57:47 <JetstreamSam> where is Jose Aldo?
57:59 <steven_j> hmm
58:24 <President_Trump> steven_j where is the recording, stop stalling
58:37 <steven_j> looool
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58:48 <BrotherAli> im gonna upgrade irc :))))))))))))))))))))
58:52 <BrotherAli> be backs soooooooon
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59:03 <JetstreamSam> good to know
59:06 <stevennn> looooooooooooooooooooooooool
00:28 <stevennn> !joke
00:28 <Herb_Dean> [80256] Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
00:32 <Herb_Dean> [80256] A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
01:49 <President_Trump> !seen jenspussy
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02:20 <screws> pliv?
02:24 <JetstreamSam> Hi screws
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07:51 <Nigel> 	ahhhhhhh yes :))) 	ahhhhhhh yes :))) 	ahhhhhhh yes :))) 	ahhhhhhh yes :))) 	ahhhhhhh yes :))) 	ahhhhhhh yes :))) 	ahhhhhhh yes :))) 	ahhhhhhh yes :))) 	ahhhhhhh yes :))) 	ahhhhhhh yes :))) 	ahhhhhhh yes :))) 	ahhhhhhh yes :))) 	ahhhhhhh yes :))) 	ahhhhhhh yes :))) 	ahhhhhhh yes :))) 	ahhhhhhh yes :))) 	ahhhhhhh yes :))) 	ahhhhhhh yes :))) 	ahhhhhhh yes :))) 	ahhh
09:34 <Skirmish> Welcome back buttboy jew.
09:56 <screws> cheers racist.
09:58 <screws> hows it going
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10:33 <Skirmish> LOL jews aren't a race you dickhead.
10:33 <JetstreamSam> hi Nigel
10:40 <Nigel> sap
10:52 <Nigel> mrrr mayonaise
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12:54 <Skirmish> Why are you pasting what is said in this channel into #sydney screws?
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13:03 <Skirmish> What could you possibly hope to achieve?
13:12 <kuniva> bumjacks
13:25 <kuniva> go for a bumjack
13:27 <Skirmish> He's all yours Kuniva.
13:32 <Skirmish> Give him a good bumjacking.
14:57 <Skirmish> Poor poor screws.
15:16 <screws> because Skirmish you have no balls and dont want to face the repercussions of your actions
15:20 <kuniva> give him a shitpush
15:20 <screws> so i thought id give you a helping hand
15:26 <kuniva> skirmish you slimey dog
15:31 <screws> or only smearing your own reputation Skirmish
15:40 <screws> you know that in here no ones gonna give a shit but in #sydney they might
15:45 <screws> its a shame i know how to copy and paste isnt it
15:47 <screws> roflmaoaooo
15:49 <Skirmish> Well it appears that pasting everything from here into #sydney hasn't worked for you.
16:06 <Skirmish> Nobody gives a shit there either.
16:33 <Skirmish> Why? Because it's you screws. You're a sniveling nobody.
18:16 <screws> theyll see it 2moz.
18:26 <Skirmish> What do you think they will do?
18:32 <screws> do you get high saying shit like that to me Skirmish ? i hope you do
18:35 <screws> cause i dont feel anything really
18:40 <screws> except maybe humour
18:51 <Skirmish> Just pointing out the reality of the situation screws for all the effort you put into it.
18:54 <screws> i dont know, i dont care. as long as they see it
19:28 <Skirmish> They will see that screws is an idiot and things that jews are a race.
19:31 <Skirmish> thinks*
19:42 <screws> well you know what they say skirm. those that dont have anything nice to say on irc will have it copy and pasted into other channels
19:50 Nick: kuniva is now known as Nige
20:16 <screws> okay. youre being antisemitic. happy now?
20:21 <Nige> ?¿
20:22 <screws> you do know what 'antisemitic' means.... dont you?
20:27 * Nige slaps screws in the face and yells "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
20:29 * Nige throws a keyboard at screws
20:31 * Nige slaps screws around a bit with a small Imperial-Class Stardestroyer
21:39 <Skirmish> It just stinks of depsperation screws. Desperately pasting words into other channels and even going as far as making stuff up just praying that something will happen.
21:45 <Skirmish> I feel sorry for you.
23:50 <JetstreamSam> Skirmish
23:53 <JetstreamSam> Skirmish: how are you
24:14 <Skirmish> I'm doing ok. Smacked my knee on the desk at work when I got here tonight and it still hurts.
24:17 <Skirmish> That's about it.
24:21 <JetstreamSam> damn
24:35 <Skirmish> Just sipping some nice hot chocolate and watching screws do what he does best. Make a fool out of himself.
25:19 <+amousia> gosh that sounfs like a horrid night for you
25:26 <+amousia> smacked your knee and everything
25:28 <+amousia> :(
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26:10 <Skirmish> I will manage. It's my last shift until next week.
26:56 <+amousia> phew
27:40 Quit: screws ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
27:52 <Skirmish> Didn't even say goodbye. How rude.
28:06 <Skirmish> I think he is going to murder the neighbours cat he's so angry.
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40:19 <stevennn> lo9lololooooooooooooooooool
40:35 <stevennn> i feel sorry for your mother
41:49 Quit: amousia ([email protected]) Quit: .
46:01 <JetstreamSam> Are you at work now Skirmish?
46:06 <Skirmish> Yeah.
46:15 <Skirmish> brb
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04:14 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/gallery/260BU -- Fraudulent fatty.
05:17 <thestig> maybe she ate them
06:27 <Skirmish> The money?
06:42 <thestig> the shirts that didnt get sent out
07:02 <Skirmish> If you read it all towards the bottom she is exposed as demanding photographers photoshop her to be thinner.
07:19 <Skirmish> Bit counter productive when you're meant to be a fatty model isn't it?
07:32 <thestig> yeh i cant believe it
07:36 <Skirmish> lol maybe she did eat the shirts!
08:05 <Skirmish> I like watching this guys vids too.
08:07 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WykFCDLhUjs
08:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Equal Pay" Feminist Myths Debunked... Thoroughly! (Feb 26, 2015) Length: 4:16 - Category: Comedy - 84,078 views - 3,197 likes (96.7%), 110 dislikes (3.3%)
08:42 <Skirmish> He also dresses up like Mohammed so I reckon he will get shot by muslims soon.
09:48 <thestig> haha if the women dont get to him first
12:14 <Skirmish> third wave feminism has become a mockery.
15:27 <Skirmish> Time to buy some star wars tickets before I forget again.
15:57 <Skirmish> You seen it yet thestig?
16:07 <thestig> i was on a stream today twitch stream
16:13 <thestig> 17 k people watching
16:22 <thestig> got banned for revealing a spoiler lol
16:27 <thestig> nah not yet
18:10 <Skirmish> lol nice work
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18:32 <Skirmish> I am going at 9am tomorrow morning to try and avoid it being too busy.
18:43 <thestig> oh cool you can tell me how it is
18:49 <thestig> i should go movies to see it
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24:31 <Skirmish> lol Soundwave has been cancelled. All the pill poppers will be devo'd!
24:49 <JetstreamSam> wrong festival
25:31 <JetstreamSam> Stereosonic is the pill poppers, Soundwave is pot heads and drunks.
26:34 <Skirmish> Either way. They're going to be devo'd.
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29:14 <JetstreamSam> I am devo lol
29:38 <JetstreamSam> Metal in Aus is DEAD
30:11 <thestig> AUS IS DEAD
33:26 <Skirmish> Needed Five Finger Death Punch to headline it instead of Disturbed.
34:57 <JetstreamSam> Yeah
35:01 <JetstreamSam> That would have been better
35:22 <JetstreamSam> Disturbed I guess is more main stream, they thought it might sell better
40:35 <JetstreamSam> steven_ : World heavyweight champion Fabricio Werdum signs a new 8 fight - 7 figure deal with the UFC.
40:52 <JetstreamSam> They must have high hopes of him being HW champ for a while
47:57 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/TheTastelessGentlemen/photos/a.297936620264740.70623.280304355361300/1071970519528009/?type=3&theater
48:31 <Skirmish> Everyone needs to be subbed to The Tasteless Gentleman.
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51:48 <+steven_> ok
52:10 <+steven_> im home
52:16 <+steven_> i got the voice recording
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53:34 <+steven_> wb
53:36 <+steven_> !joke
53:36 <Herb_Dean> [79175] Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
53:39 <Herb_Dean> [79175] A. One of his fingers is clean.
53:59 <JetstreamSam> Dos Anjos or Cowboy?
54:03 <+steven_> cowboy
54:08 <+steven_> hahaha aldo
54:12 <+steven_> knocked the fuck out
54:13 <+steven_> poor guy
54:24 <JetstreamSam> steven_ did you see your man Ferguson sub Barboza?
54:28 <JetstreamSam> fuck yeah
54:31 <JetstreamSam> didnt even get a chance,
54:38 <+steven_> he will win next fight
54:45 <+steven_> if there is a remate
54:48 <+steven_> you seen joe rogan
54:51 <+steven_> like a true loser
55:04 <JetstreamSam> They are saying Edgar gets the next shot and not Aldo
55:05 <JetstreamSam> yehhhhhh
55:11 <JetstreamSam> he didnt get 'dominated'
55:14 <+steven_> nope
55:24 <JetstreamSam> it wasnt like it was a 5 rder where Aldo got fucked up
55:26 <+steven_> i think he would of won if he survived the first
55:29 <JetstreamSam> he got clipped
55:39 <JetstreamSam> everyone would have gone down to that clip
55:49 <+steven_> he went to put on a show
55:54 <JetstreamSam> yes
55:55 <+steven_> thats the only reason he lost so bad
56:01 <+steven_> he actually went to fight
56:05 <JetstreamSam> You have to give Aldo a remtach
56:08 <JetstreamSam> undefeated in hwat
56:12 <JetstreamSam> 10 years?
56:15 <+steven_> 14
56:19 <JetstreamSam> fucken hell
56:36 <+steven_> he is the only one who will beat him
56:47 <JetstreamSam> Edgar
56:49 <+steven_> edgar will get knocked out fast,
56:52 <JetstreamSam> i know you dont like him
56:58 <JetstreamSam> I dont see it
56:58 <+steven_> edgar vs the bully
57:05 <+steven_> it will be a same thing
57:11 <JetstreamSam> Bully hits harder
57:18 <+steven_> maynard?
57:21 <JetstreamSam> yeahhh
57:24 <+steven_> no way =p
57:25 <JetstreamSam> Maynard hits harder
57:36 <+steven_> you dont need to hit hard
57:37 <JetstreamSam> not as accurate
57:39 <+steven_> its placement
57:42 <JetstreamSam> yes
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57:45 <JetstreamSam> thats kind of what im saying
57:48 <+steven_> and being relaxed
57:55 <JetstreamSam> conor hits you in the right spot
58:02 <JetstreamSam> maynard hits and spams heavy hands
58:04 <+steven_> aldo ran into it tho
58:07 <JetstreamSam> ha
58:08 <JetstreamSam> yeah
58:17 <JetstreamSam> he did indeed
58:22 <+steven_> mc greggor will sleep edgar i think
58:25 <JetstreamSam> I dont think Conor can Ko Edgar
58:29 <+steven_> hits off to edgar if he can pull it off
58:32 <JetstreamSam> it'll happen
58:39 <JetstreamSam> yeahhh
58:41 <+steven_> hats
58:46 <JetstreamSam> dont know, we will see
58:49 <+steven_> i kinda never liked edgar
58:59 <+steven_> dont hate him
59:06 <JetstreamSam> im a huge Edgar fan too, so not sure if im deluded in this
59:09 <+steven_> give him some respect when he fouggt maynard
59:17 <JetstreamSam> That Edgar vs Maynard 2, first round was insane
59:21 <+steven_> haha yeh
59:22 <JetstreamSam> Frankie was fucked lol
59:28 <+steven_> they are the 2 fights i liked from him
59:36 <+steven_> its his bestt 2 fights
59:47 <JetstreamSam> ko'ing money mendes is cool too
59:49 <JetstreamSam> although
59:53 <JetstreamSam> he was probs losing
59:56 <JetstreamSam> until the ko
00:00 <+steven_> haha
00:18 <JetstreamSam> But Furgusson man
00:25 <JetstreamSam> He should have the winner of cowboy dos anjos
00:25 <+steven_> i never seen it
00:30 <JetstreamSam> no one subs Barboza
00:31 <+steven_> when was it
00:32 <JetstreamSam> ah
00:32 <+steven_> 194 ?
00:35 <JetstreamSam> it was on
00:44 <JetstreamSam> the mendes vs edgar card
00:47 <JetstreamSam> ultimate finale
00:50 <+steven_> oh
00:52 <+steven_> i havnt seen it
00:54 <+steven_> ill watch it now
00:55 <JetstreamSam> damnnnn
00:58 <JetstreamSam> you gotta see it
01:10 <JetstreamSam> Furgusson was taking heavy damage, walked through it
01:18 <JetstreamSam> Barboza almost ko'd cowboy
01:43 <JetstreamSam> ends up choking the barboza out
01:44 <JetstreamSam> cold
02:14 <JetstreamSam> Furgs also called out Conor since he thinks he contends at 155 too
02:48 <+steven_> http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Conor_McGregor_predicted_his_KO_shot_before_UFC_194_Aldo_fight/10118116
03:54 <JetstreamSam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7wC8Rp7zEM
03:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TUF 22 Finale - Edson Barboza vs Tony Ferguson AMAZING FIGHT!!! (Dec 11, 2015) Length: 2:42 - Category: Sports - 21,492 views - 88 likes (95.7%), 4 dislikes (4.3%)
03:59 <JetstreamSam> ha i know man
04:00 <JetstreamSam> haha
04:03 <JetstreamSam> damnnnn conor
04:16 <+steven_> http://www.mma-core.com/gifs/John_Travolta_Hits_on_Conor_McGregor_s_Wife/10003482
05:46 <+steven_> http://www.mma-core.com/gifs/Conor_McGregor_KO_Jose_Aldo_Big_Head_Edition/10003477
05:52 <JetstreamSam> rofl
06:55 <+steven_> http://www.mma-core.com/gifs/Frankie_Edgar_KO_Chad_Mendes_TUF_22_Finale/10003451
07:11 <+steven_> http://www.mma-core.com/gifs/Magomed_Mustafaev_Crushes_Joey_Proctor_UFC_194/10003452
07:34 <+steven_> he is a force
07:59 <JetstreamSam> Magomed?
08:27 <+steven_> ye
08:30 <+steven_> http://www.mma-core.com/gifs/Leonardo_Santos_Drops_and_Finishes_Kevin_Lee_UFC_194/10003454
08:44 <JetstreamSam> Ferguson showed so much fighter IQ in that fight with Edson, ducking spinning wheel kicks etc
08:47 <JetstreamSam> ha
08:50 <JetstreamSam> that was a good one
08:55 <+steven_> people think, your only as good as your last fight
08:57 <JetstreamSam> Kevin Lee talked made shit before that fight oo
09:17 <JetstreamSam> neh
09:28 <JetstreamSam> Take Aldo for example
09:35 <JetstreamSam> Velasqez
09:37 <JetstreamSam> Weidman
09:42 <+steven_> no champions
09:44 <+steven_> all new ones
09:45 <+steven_> haahahahah
09:45 <JetstreamSam> ha Weidman got fucked up
09:53 <+steven_> i new he would
09:58 <JetstreamSam> should have put the bet on
10:01 <JetstreamSam> haha i know
10:03 <JetstreamSam> you called it
10:05 <+steven_> rockhold is going to have that title until anderson gets back
10:12 <JetstreamSam> and the gnp is not even his bread and butter
10:14 <JetstreamSam> hes a striker
10:22 <JetstreamSam> evolved a lot rocky
10:31 <+steven_> anderson vs wieldman 4 will happen
10:32 <+steven_> ;)
10:41 <+steven_> i even think maybe 5
10:42 <JetstreamSam> They say Vitor has Silva
10:45 <JetstreamSam> really?
10:46 <JetstreamSam> lol
10:51 <JetstreamSam> I hope not lol
11:00 <+steven_> i think anderson will destroy wieldman
11:00 <JetstreamSam> Rockhold has to fight Romero first
11:08 <JetstreamSam> I hope they dont put Vitor in again
11:12 <JetstreamSam> mmmmmm
11:20 <+steven_> i think vitor should get rockhold
11:20 <JetstreamSam> Weidman did get exposed huh
11:35 <JetstreamSam> Rockhold is the first time Weidman fought someone bigger than him
11:39 <JetstreamSam> Luke is 6'4
11:44 <JetstreamSam> he should be a lhw
11:57 <+steven_> weidman, he beat anderson once
11:59 <JetstreamSam> Vitor only beat Henderson though
12:02 <+steven_> and anderson was clowning around
12:05 <JetstreamSam> yeah
12:07 <+steven_> he hasnt really beaten him
12:09 <JetstreamSam> then the broken leg
12:11 <+steven_> he has but
12:20 <+steven_> wouldnt you want to beat him like 100% legit
12:21 <+steven_> hahaah
12:27 <JetstreamSam> i guess so
12:29 <JetstreamSam> but you know
12:31 <JetstreamSam> his coaches
12:32 <+steven_> first fight he can kinda take
12:33 <JetstreamSam> Matt Sera
12:36 <+steven_> said fuck him
12:37 <JetstreamSam> Ray Longo
12:37 <+steven_> haah
12:42 <JetstreamSam> they would tell him not to fight again
12:43 <+steven_> they are dogshit
12:47 <JetstreamSam> indeed
12:48 <JetstreamSam> assholes
12:50 <JetstreamSam> i dont like them
12:59 <+steven_> matt sera got lucky
13:01 <JetstreamSam> You always hear Ray Longo in the fights
13:01 <+steven_> 2 times
13:02 <+steven_> hahaa
13:04 <JetstreamSam> haha yeah
13:12 <+steven_> tthey had no advice
13:13 <JetstreamSam> And Serra
13:17 <+steven_> when he was getting beaten down
13:17 <JetstreamSam> nope
13:24 <JetstreamSam> they didnt know this could happen to Weidman
13:31 <+steven_> best is craig jackson
13:33 <+steven_> or
13:34 <+steven_> greg
13:45 <+steven_> uhhhhh
14:08 <+steven_> what do you think of jones?
14:13 <+steven_> HW
14:19 <+steven_> jones vs dos santos
14:35 <+steven_> ;O)
15:06 <JetstreamSam> at HW?
15:08 <JetstreamSam> mmmm
15:17 <JetstreamSam> Greg Jackson yeahhh
15:32 <JetstreamSam> Serra and Longo forgot Rockhold trains with DC and Cain
15:42 <JetstreamSam> ummm
15:44 <JetstreamSam> Jones at HW
15:46 <JetstreamSam> im not sure man
15:52 <JetstreamSam> he'd have to
15:55 <JetstreamSam> Horse meat
16:08 <JetstreamSam> Dos Santos would KO him right now
16:18 <JetstreamSam> Jones needs to Horse meat for HW
16:24 <JetstreamSam> full Reem treatment
19:20 <+steven_> he is massive
19:25 <+steven_> apparently
19:32 <+steven_> have you seen the videos?
19:42 <+steven_> he has been lifting bra
19:54 <+steven_> he cant cant ko people tho
19:59 <+steven_> so moving up is a bad choice
20:08 <JetstreamSam> i have seen yes
20:20 <JetstreamSam> but apparenltly only 226 lbs
20:27 <JetstreamSam> then again
20:31 <JetstreamSam> hes gonna have that reach
20:47 <JetstreamSam> only Struve has a longer reach
20:57 <+steven_> haaha
21:02 <+steven_> hunt fucked him up
21:06 <JetstreamSam> rofl
21:08 <JetstreamSam> broken jaw
21:11 <JetstreamSam> that was sick
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21:14 <+steven_> broke him
21:21 <+steven_> hunt vs silva
21:22 <JetstreamSam> blood came out of his mouth on impact
21:24 <+steven_> lolololol
21:34 <+steven_> how he fucking destroyed him
21:38 <+steven_> a focused hunt
21:45 <+steven_> he could of beat anyone that night
21:45 <JetstreamSam> rofl
21:46 <+steven_> hahah
21:47 <JetstreamSam> ohhhhh
21:55 <+steven_> he just waited
21:58 <+steven_> boom 1 hit
22:00 <JetstreamSam> I'm thinking Anderson? or Thiago
22:01 <JetstreamSam> Bigfoot
22:02 <JetstreamSam> lol
22:06 <JetstreamSam> yes
22:14 <JetstreamSam> focused hunt ko's most peeps
22:21 <JetstreamSam> how scared was werdum in that fight
22:23 <JetstreamSam> lucky knee
22:26 <JetstreamSam> well placed
22:30 <JetstreamSam> Hunt was winning
22:30 <+steven_> hahaha
22:32 <+steven_> yeh
22:41 <+steven_> it was good werdum won
22:52 <+steven_> because hunt wouldnt of won against cain
22:58 <JetstreamSam> true
22:59 <JetstreamSam> take down
23:00 <JetstreamSam> gnp
23:03 <JetstreamSam> end of game
23:03 <+steven_> cain would of ground and pound
23:09 <+steven_> cain cant take werdum down
23:12 <+steven_> because he will get owned
23:14 <JetstreamSam> nope
23:16 <+steven_> he will need cardio
23:16 <JetstreamSam> well
23:18 <JetstreamSam> he can
23:20 <+steven_> to outlast
23:20 <JetstreamSam> but he wont
23:33 <JetstreamSam> werdums best game is from the ground in guard
23:35 <+steven_> we have no champions
23:38 <+steven_> just new ones
23:42 <JetstreamSam> you dont want to be in werdums guard
23:46 <JetstreamSam> ha
23:47 <JetstreamSam> yeah
23:47 <+steven_> every weightclass
23:47 <JetstreamSam> i know
23:50 <JetstreamSam> except
23:51 <JetstreamSam> for
23:56 <+steven_> ?
23:56 <JetstreamSam> MIGHT MOUSE
24:00 <+steven_> hahahahaahahahaahaah
24:03 <+steven_> he is next
24:04 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOOOLLLL
24:06 <JetstreamSam> bad huh
24:13 <+steven_> boom
24:17 <JetstreamSam> MIGHTY MOUSE is #1 pfp fighter
24:18 <JetstreamSam> hah
24:22 <+steven_> yeh i wonder why
24:23 <+steven_> hahaahaha
24:30 <+steven_> the list would be like
24:32 <+steven_> WTF
24:34 <+steven_> 1-10
24:35 <+steven_> hahaahah
24:36 <JetstreamSam> What about TJ vs Cruz?
24:39 <JetstreamSam> I have Cruz
24:48 <+steven_> TJ
24:52 <JetstreamSam> oh really?
24:57 <JetstreamSam> You think TK outworks him?
25:05 <JetstreamSam> TJ*
25:13 <+steven_> yeah add in a ko in the 4th
25:19 <JetstreamSam> mmmmm
25:23 <JetstreamSam> good fight that one
25:30 <+steven_> im just guessing tho
25:38 <+steven_> cruz has been away a bit
25:39 <JetstreamSam> Faber will be knocking on the door for another title shot too
25:43 <JetstreamSam> yeah
25:44 <JetstreamSam> Cruz has
25:47 <JetstreamSam> a long time
25:52 <JetstreamSam> maybe 1 fight on 3 years?
25:54 <+steven_> did faber win his fight?
25:57 <JetstreamSam> yes
26:03 <JetstreamSam> dominant UD
26:05 <+steven_> i turned it off
26:33 <+steven_> mg greggor is champ for long time
26:47 <JetstreamSam> With MW, I'd give Rocky vs Romero, Weidman vs Souza and I'm not sure what to do with Vitor
26:48 <+steven_> long long time
26:54 <JetstreamSam> they say that eah
27:05 <JetstreamSam> Florian said Conor is like Michael Jordan class
27:09 <JetstreamSam> im not sure though
27:14 <JetstreamSam> we saw money take him down easy
27:19 <JetstreamSam> if someone can use that
27:21 <JetstreamSam> money couldnt
27:23 <JetstreamSam> then again
27:25 <JetstreamSam> no fw can
27:27 <+steven_> this is how i see it
27:37 <JetstreamSam> if connor moves to lw hes in trouble
27:44 <+steven_> they had a chance against him when he wasnt champion
27:45 <JetstreamSam> not at fw though
27:50 <+steven_> because they only had 3 rounds
27:55 <+steven_> now they have to last 5 rounds
27:56 <JetstreamSam> ya
28:10 <+steven_> he knows this aswell
28:11 <JetstreamSam> Max holloway was the only one to go 3 rds with him
28:16 <JetstreamSam> and conor was injured in that fight
28:23 <JetstreamSam> yes
28:26 <+steven_> even tho he can be the destroyed
28:28 <JetstreamSam> hes planning now
28:32 <+steven_> he has a good mind set
28:36 <+steven_> and will continue to win
28:43 <JetstreamSam> hes elusive
28:48 <JetstreamSam> good counters
28:49 <+steven_> he does what he says
28:52 <+steven_> and it works
28:58 <JetstreamSam> unlike Sonnen
29:01 <+steven_> haahaa
29:07 <JetstreamSam> im a huge sonnen fan btw
29:09 <JetstreamSam> but yes
29:15 <+steven_> sonnen vs silva 2
29:18 <JetstreamSam> ew
29:20 <+steven_> i mean
29:20 <+steven_> 1
29:22 <JetstreamSam> Sonnen vs Silva 1
29:23 <JetstreamSam> haha
29:24 <+steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
29:26 <+steven_> hahaahah
29:31 <JetstreamSam> Sonnen was maxed out on peds
29:33 <+steven_> get fucking ripped off
29:39 <+steven_> yeah
29:48 <JetstreamSam> Sonnen was doing shit i have never seen him do before
29:51 <+steven_> complete domination
29:54 <JetstreamSam> no one 'tags; Silva
30:09 <+steven_> then 2 minutes to go
30:10 <+steven_> boom
30:30 <JetstreamSam> Silva caught a sonnen kick, sonnen flips around and summersalts out of it
30:31 <JetstreamSam> peds
30:33 <JetstreamSam> lol
30:33 <JetstreamSam> yeah
30:36 <JetstreamSam> triangle choke
30:42 <JetstreamSam> claims he 'didnt tap'
30:43 <JetstreamSam> lol
31:13 <+steven_> hahahhhaha
31:25 <JetstreamSam> I swear Sonnen was on peds for the fight after that too
31:29 <JetstreamSam> Vs Brian Stann
31:33 <JetstreamSam> he rag dolled him
31:36 <JetstreamSam> for 2 rds
31:39 <JetstreamSam> then put him out of his misery
31:45 <JetstreamSam> with an arm triangle
32:05 <+steven_> ahahha
32:10 <JetstreamSam> Peds Sonnen vs TRT Vitor would be cool
32:22 <+steven_> brian stann vs chris leeben
32:28 <JetstreamSam> good fiht
32:28 <+steven_> sick fight
32:38 <JetstreamSam> and Stann vs Wanderlie
32:44 <JetstreamSam> slobber knockers
32:53 <+steven_> yes
32:57 <JetstreamSam> Stann was in some awesome fights
33:00 <JetstreamSam> on the losing ends
33:01 <JetstreamSam> but man
33:07 <+steven_> he retired he was good
33:12 <+steven_> had plenty more left
33:12 <JetstreamSam> yes
33:30 <JetstreamSam> he left after the Silva fight because he felt he'd fought guys on peds
33:32 <JetstreamSam> he was right lol
33:44 <JetstreamSam> Silva and Sonnen done for peds
33:48 <JetstreamSam> and Leben im sure
33:49 <JetstreamSam> haha
34:22 <+steven_> leben is the reason i watched it
34:24 <+steven_> and got into it
34:24 <+steven_> ahahahaha
34:57 <+steven_> the ufc choses a gatekeeper
35:00 <+steven_> and who ever it is
35:04 <+steven_> they get smashed
35:16 <+steven_> they put up and coming fighters against them
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35:57 <+steven_> <steven_> leben is the reason i watched it
35:58 <+steven_> <steven_> and got into it
35:58 <+steven_> <steven_> ahahahaha
35:58 <+steven_> <steven_> the ufc choses a gatekeeper
35:58 <+steven_> <steven_> and who ever it is
35:58 <+steven_> <steven_> they get smashed
35:58 <+steven_> <steven_> they put up and coming fighters against them
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36:13 <JetstreamSam> hahahah
36:14 <JetstreamSam> yeah
36:16 <JetstreamSam> Leben man
36:17 <+steven_> leben was one of them
36:22 <+steven_> gatekeeper
36:24 <JetstreamSam> Leben was
36:25 <JetstreamSam> yes
36:27 <JetstreamSam> first TUF
36:30 <+steven_> ahahahaha
36:39 <JetstreamSam> I remember him taking fights 2 weeks apart
36:42 <JetstreamSam> true fighter
36:43 <+steven_> ye
36:45 <+steven_> leben vs
36:48 <+steven_> that fat black cunt
36:52 <+steven_> leben was getting pumbled
36:59 <+steven_> he was rocked
37:01 <+steven_> then boom
37:07 <JetstreamSam> He was most dangerous when he was rocked lol
37:07 <+steven_> big boy landed on his back
37:17 <+steven_> cheick kongo vs pat berry
37:20 <JetstreamSam> when you see him go into zombie mode
37:20 <+steven_> LOLOLOOLOLLLLLLL
37:21 <JetstreamSam> oh
37:22 <JetstreamSam> man
37:23 <+steven_> get rocked
37:25 <JetstreamSam> hows kongo
37:27 <JetstreamSam> yahhhhh
37:31 <JetstreamSam> he was rocked after the ko
37:33 <JetstreamSam> good refing
37:37 <+steven_> he got braindamage
37:38 <JetstreamSam> nice uppercut
37:39 <+steven_> for sure
37:55 <JetstreamSam> Kongo is an awesome striker
38:00 <JetstreamSam> so is barry
38:00 <JetstreamSam> haha
38:04 <JetstreamSam> good fight that one
38:08 <JetstreamSam> one of the best come backs ever
38:10 <JetstreamSam> if not the best
38:14 <+steven_> edgar
38:18 <JetstreamSam> oh
38:18 Kick: JetstreamSam was kicked by bios (flood)
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38:31 <JetstreamSam> hah yeah
38:34 <JetstreamSam> in edgar maynard 2
38:39 <JetstreamSam> that fight was sick
38:45 <+steven_> hahah
38:48 <+steven_> ronda should be alright now
38:52 <+steven_> she wont be such a cunt
38:53 <JetstreamSam> lol
38:57 <JetstreamSam> there is a photo of her
38:59 <JetstreamSam> lately
39:01 <JetstreamSam> shes fat lol
39:17 <JetstreamSam> they say ufc 200 for the rematch
39:24 <+steven_> yeh
39:29 <+steven_> they advertised it on the radio
39:32 <+steven_> i was like
39:32 <JetstreamSam> ah
39:33 <+steven_> man
39:38 <+steven_> i have never heard ufc on the radio
39:40 <+steven_> like once or twice
39:42 <+steven_> lololol
39:45 <JetstreamSam> thats it
39:49 <JetstreamSam> Ronda is a big deal
39:53 <+steven_> only because it was headlined in australia
39:56 <JetstreamSam> Holm a better champ
39:57 <JetstreamSam> yeah
39:58 <JetstreamSam> thats it
40:16 <JetstreamSam> Conor will be a better as in more active champ than Aldo
40:17 <+steven_> i think ronda can ko holm
40:23 <JetstreamSam> do ya?
40:26 <JetstreamSam> mmmmmmmmmmm
40:30 <+steven_> only because
40:31 <JetstreamSam> hard to say
40:36 <Skirmish> Bring back Bas Rutten.
40:38 <+steven_> she almost ko'd her in the first fight
40:40 <+steven_> lolol
40:42 <+steven_> SLAP
40:47 <JetstreamSam> rofl
40:47 <+steven_> he was funny
40:53 <+steven_> that cunt would slap cunts silly
40:59 <JetstreamSam> lol
40:59 <Skirmish> Seen his bar fight videos on youtube?
41:06 <JetstreamSam> yeahhhh
41:09 <JetstreamSam> hes a gun
41:19 <JetstreamSam> He will take Rogans place when Rogan leaves
41:22 <+steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7TVPm_2UB0
41:25 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3g51f25qo
41:26 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bas Rutten Highlights - Don't fuck with Bas! (Nov 4, 2008) Length: 3:48 - Category: Sports - 802,845 views - 814 likes (83.6%), 160 dislikes (16.4%)
41:33 <+steven_> he has slap ko;s
41:34 <+steven_> haha
41:37 <JetstreamSam> my fellow dutchman
41:40 <JetstreamSam> he does lol
41:48 <JetstreamSam> a ufc champion
41:51 <+steven_> bring back kicks on the ground
41:57 <JetstreamSam> soccer
41:58 <JetstreamSam> lol
42:02 <+steven_> and wanderlay will be champion
42:04 <JetstreamSam> they will never
42:06 <JetstreamSam> yes
42:08 <JetstreamSam> and shogun
42:24 <JetstreamSam> one fc allows kicks to the head of a grounded opponent
42:32 <JetstreamSam> brutal shit
42:44 <JetstreamSam> Actually Ferguson got Barboz with one in their fight
42:45 <JetstreamSam> in rd 1
42:50 <JetstreamSam> 1 point deduction
43:22 <JetstreamSam> 12 to 6 elbows should be allowed
43:34 <JetstreamSam> Matt Hamil vs Jon Jones for example
46:23 <+steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLh_O4RyuB8
46:26 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wanderlei Silva's Banned Secret Weapon (Nov 1, 2013) Length: 2:00 - Category: Sports - 633,819 views - 1,219 likes (88%), 167 dislikes (12%)
47:06 <+steven_> wieldman wanted to fight jones next
47:08 <+steven_> lolololol
47:18 <+steven_> i hate when they say, after this fight im going to fight.......
47:21 <+steven_> never happens
47:27 <+steven_> because they get ko'd
48:42 <JetstreamSam> haha
48:52 <JetstreamSam> thats it
49:09 <JetstreamSam> Vitor vs Wanderlei was classic
49:17 <+steven_> lololol
49:18 <JetstreamSam> punches in bunches
49:23 <+steven_> should of done rematch
49:28 <JetstreamSam> Vitor didnt even break a sweat
49:30 <JetstreamSam> yes
49:31 <JetstreamSam> indeed
49:51 <JetstreamSam> vitor basically runs at him spamming punches
49:51 <JetstreamSam> haha
49:53 <Skirmish> What number UFC are they up to? I think the last one I watched was 90 something.
49:57 <+steven_> 194
50:02 <+steven_> 195
50:06 <+steven_> is coming up
50:10 <JetstreamSam> indeed
50:55 <JetstreamSam> Mannn I remember Conors first ufc fight, prelims against Marcus Brimage, Conor is the underdog, gets 2k purse money and a 50k KO of the night honor
51:14 <JetstreamSam> post fight says "I got paid 500 dollars for my fight"
51:21 <Skirmish> I used to get them on Foxtel pay per view and invite a few mates I used to train with around but we're all too busy these days and I got rid of foxtel.
51:22 <JetstreamSam> last fight*
51:28 <JetstreamSam> 500k purse this time
51:37 <JetstreamSam> plus ppv creds
51:43 <+steven_> yeh
51:48 <+steven_> $39.00
51:51 <+steven_> each one on foxtell
51:51 <JetstreamSam> ah
51:54 <JetstreamSam> yehah
51:58 <JetstreamSam> they are like 60 now haha
52:04 <+steven_> really
52:04 <JetstreamSam> I have foxtel
52:06 <JetstreamSam> never use it
52:08 <JetstreamSam> yeahhhh
52:10 <+steven_> i dont buy em no more
52:14 <+steven_> i just watch em online for free
52:22 <+steven_> its all the pubs and shit
52:30 <+steven_> clubs casinos
52:38 <JetstreamSam> ummm the conor vs money / rory vs robbie one was more
52:40 <JetstreamSam> like 90
52:44 <JetstreamSam> yeah
52:47 <JetstreamSam> i stream them
52:53 <+steven_> 30% of the people would watch it online
52:55 <+steven_> maybe more
52:59 <JetstreamSam> I only have foxtel because my brother uses it
53:02 <JetstreamSam> yeah
53:03 <JetstreamSam> for sure
53:23 <+steven_> my lappy has been on for 265 days
53:35 <JetstreamSam> fucken hell
53:38 <+steven_> lololol
53:39 <JetstreamSam> mine would have burnt out
53:43 <+steven_> its making fucked up noises
54:01 <JetstreamSam> steven_ get emma to buy you a ps4 for xmas
54:08 <JetstreamSam> no more of this xbox shit
54:24 <+steven_> haha
54:31 <+steven_> na
54:34 <JetstreamSam> yes
54:35 <JetstreamSam> lol
54:35 <+steven_> xbox all the way
54:37 <+steven_> get one bro
54:39 <+steven_> they are like $50
54:46 <JetstreamSam> lol I have an rgh
54:49 <JetstreamSam> I never use it
54:55 <+steven_> ill get you online
54:56 <+steven_> right now
54:57 <+steven_> ahah
55:13 <JetstreamSam> man it needs to update massive
55:24 <JetstreamSam> firmware would be 2 years old now?
56:10 <JetstreamSam> I updated my ps3's firmware okay... After some slamming my head on the table
56:16 <JetstreamSam> You got links for rgh?
56:36 <JetstreamSam> I dont care if I fuck it up now
58:01 <JetstreamSam> but steven_ the ps4 is needed, you need to be in the street fighter 5 #NERDHACKS tourny
58:08 <JetstreamSam> so far myself and amelia are in
58:20 <JetstreamSam> we are in desperate need of more opponenets
59:33 <+steven_> ahhahahah
59:44 <+steven_> you need to upgrade to xbox 360
59:55 <JetstreamSam> rofl
00:05 <+steven_> ;p
00:08 <Skirmish> $99 from target the other week.
00:10 <JetstreamSam> I have a ps3, 360 and ps4 in my room
00:21 <+steven_> im in my room right now
00:42 <+steven_> there is 3 lappys 3 xboxes 2 pc's a server printer all within reach distance
00:42 <JetstreamSam> I need instruction for updating the rgh
00:43 <+steven_> hahaa
00:48 <JetstreamSam> rofl
00:48 <+steven_> oh yeah
00:49 <+steven_> easy
00:53 <+steven_> www.xbls.ninja
01:07 <+steven_> downlod the > xebuild
01:12 <JetstreamSam> is this a simple, put the usb in and go for it?
01:21 <+steven_> i can teach you
01:24 <+steven_> it is basic as
01:37 <+steven_> even if your xbox is banned
01:39 <+steven_> i can unban it
01:42 <JetstreamSam> its not banned
01:45 <JetstreamSam> doesnt need a cid
01:52 <+steven_> oh it will be ;p
01:56 <JetstreamSam> or 'kv'
01:57 <JetstreamSam> lol
01:59 <JetstreamSam> oh yeah
02:01 <+steven_> yeh KV
02:04 <JetstreamSam> they scan for them huh
02:09 <+steven_> yeh every now and then
02:13 <+steven_> u will be unbanned
02:15 <+steven_> but
02:20 <+steven_> it wont take long
02:25 <+steven_> you need to pay to stay online
02:36 <+steven_> and not get banned
02:37 <+steven_> or
02:44 <+steven_> you can just use offline files and get like a week
02:50 <+steven_> then u get banned
02:53 <JetstreamSam> yeahhhhh
02:59 <+steven_> i get banned like very couple of months
03:03 <+steven_> but i can let u use my KV
03:06 <+steven_> so you dont get banned =p
03:18 <+steven_> what kinda console do you have
03:24 <JetstreamSam> jasper
03:27 <+steven_> ahh
03:49 <+steven_> i have a JTAG a long time ago
03:53 <JetstreamSam> oh hang on
03:54 <JetstreamSam> no
03:55 <JetstreamSam> its not
03:58 <JetstreamSam> thats my old one
04:00 <+steven_> then i had a RGH jasper
04:04 <JetstreamSam> this ir rgh
04:08 <JetstreamSam> hmmmmmm
04:08 <+steven_> now i have RGH trinity
04:11 <JetstreamSam> fuck i dont rememeber
04:13 <+steven_> yeh is prolly is jasper
04:15 <+steven_> is it white?
04:19 <JetstreamSam> oh no
04:22 <JetstreamSam> its a newer one
04:30 <JetstreamSam> hang on a sec
04:31 <+steven_> trinty or corona
04:49 <+steven_> only way to find out is looking at the voltage for your power supply
05:24 <+steven_> http://www.auhackershardware.com/images/uploads/psu.png
05:35 <+steven_> auhackers bra
06:51 <+steven_> have you ever updated your dashboard on your RGH before
06:51 <+steven_> ?
07:08 <JetstreamSam> I have that pic, i never bothered to use it
07:16 <JetstreamSam> its Corona
07:20 <JetstreamSam> yeah
07:21 <JetstreamSam> once
07:21 <+steven_> 4gig
07:24 <+steven_> lolololol
07:27 <JetstreamSam> lol no
07:28 <+steven_> fucking hardest peices of shit
07:30 <+steven_> to update
07:30 <JetstreamSam> it has 1 tb now
07:33 <JetstreamSam> oh
07:34 <JetstreamSam> really?
07:35 <JetstreamSam> hah
07:37 <JetstreamSam> fucken hell
07:38 <+steven_> hahah
07:40 <+steven_> nar its easy
07:49 <JetstreamSam> the nastiest though huh
07:52 <+steven_> just hard if you dont know what your doing
08:02 <JetstreamSam> im half okay with this shit
08:09 <JetstreamSam> I mean I put games on it lol
08:13 <+steven_> hahaa
08:18 <JetstreamSam> i installed the new hd
08:21 <+steven_> do you have simplenandflasher?
08:24 <JetstreamSam> so im oka....... I think
08:27 <JetstreamSam> lol
08:27 <JetstreamSam> no
08:35 <JetstreamSam> Do i have to dump the nand and shit?
08:38 <+steven_> yeh
08:42 <JetstreamSam> oh my lord
08:43 <JetstreamSam> haha
08:44 <+steven_> its easy as farrrk
08:50 <+steven_> trust me
08:53 <+steven_> its all "A"
08:56 <+steven_> "X"
09:01 <+steven_> Start
09:02 <+steven_> wait
09:04 <+steven_> A
09:04 <+steven_> X
09:08 <+steven_> its easy!
09:10 <+steven_> trust me
09:25 <+steven_> do you have xexmenu and all that shit
09:25 <+steven_> ?
09:34 <+steven_> and do you use freestyle dash
12:32 <JetstreamSam> yes
12:33 <JetstreamSam> haha
12:40 <JetstreamSam> I have xex menu
12:42 <+steven_> ok
12:42 <JetstreamSam> and freestyle
12:47 <+steven_> so pretty much bro
12:51 <+steven_> on the root of your hdd
12:53 <+steven_> you have launch.ini
12:55 <JetstreamSam> and that other one
13:04 <JetstreamSam> the one you need for n64 games
13:06 <JetstreamSam> fuck whats it called
13:20 <+steven_> emulator
13:24 <JetstreamSam> no no
13:30 <JetstreamSam> its something else
13:33 <+steven_> homebrew
13:34 <JetstreamSam> its shit lol
13:41 <+steven_> dunno i dont use the old shit
13:47 <+steven_> only mod the fuck outta nw shit
13:48 <+steven_> hahaha
13:54 <+steven_> i started on old games
14:02 <+steven_> i played halo 3
14:34 <JetstreamSam> xen or something
14:57 <+steven_> oi
14:57 <JetstreamSam> I enter it by turning the console on by the eject button
15:01 <JetstreamSam> oh
15:02 <+steven_> xell
15:06 <JetstreamSam> yes
15:06 <JetstreamSam> thats it
15:07 <JetstreamSam> xell
15:09 <+steven_> bro
15:12 <+steven_> if you open xell
15:12 <JetstreamSam> haha
15:24 <+steven_> and type your xbox ip into your webrowser
15:30 <+steven_> ogh
15:31 <+steven_> HAHAHA
15:33 <+steven_> even better
15:35 <+steven_> do that
15:37 <+steven_> and dump your nand
15:42 <+steven_> hahaahaahhaa
15:45 <JetstreamSam> oh
15:50 <JetstreamSam> thats not too bad
15:59 <+steven_> ;p
16:05 <+steven_> but you still need simplenandflasher
16:07 <JetstreamSam> xell / ip browser thingy has the option to do it?
16:07 <+steven_> to put it back on
16:09 <JetstreamSam> okay
16:11 <JetstreamSam> oh
16:12 <+steven_> yeh it does
16:15 <+steven_> i never thought about it
16:21 <+steven_> you will also need your CPUKEY
16:29 <JetstreamSam> wtf is that
16:34 <JetstreamSam> on 360?
16:36 <+steven_> yeh
16:37 <+steven_> its like
16:46 <+steven_> a 30 digit number
16:55 <+steven_> you will see it on the webrowser
16:55 <JetstreamSam> found in settings somewhere?
16:58 <JetstreamSam> oh
17:06 <+steven_> haha i only just found this out
17:07 <+steven_> ;p
17:12 <+steven_> makes shit easy
17:12 <JetstreamSam> good work haha
17:21 * steven_ praises damian
17:25 <JetstreamSam> oh my lord
17:25 <+steven_> damian found it
17:35 <JetstreamSam> this 360 needs to be opened and dusted
17:41 <JetstreamSam> its making some crazy noise
17:42 <+steven_> ahahhahaa
17:44 <+steven_> na its ok
17:48 <+steven_> mine makes fucked up noises
17:49 <+steven_> haahha
17:55 <JetstreamSam> i have not turned it on in over year
18:01 <+steven_> like a leaf stuck on the fans
18:17 <JetstreamSam> what temp does yours run at?
18:25 <+steven_> dunno
18:26 <JetstreamSam> mines like 55 when playing
18:34 <+steven_> it doesnt matter bro
18:38 <JetstreamSam> the ps3 creeps up to 78
18:41 <JetstreamSam> nasty
18:42 <+steven_> you have a good xbox
18:49 <+steven_> that thing will run for ever
18:53 <JetstreamSam> indeed
18:55 <+steven_> trinity corona will last forever
19:00 <JetstreamSam> 3rd release
19:01 <JetstreamSam> yes
19:03 <+steven_> jaspers are shit
19:08 <JetstreamSam> yeahhh
19:08 <+steven_> damian had my old jasper
19:09 <JetstreamSam> haha
19:10 <+steven_> hahaahah
19:11 <JetstreamSam> i had rrod
19:14 <+steven_> yeh
19:14 <JetstreamSam> a few times
19:16 <+steven_> they all do
19:20 <+steven_> thats why they are shit
19:24 <JetstreamSam> Remember copying the old games, like burn the disc?
19:33 <+steven_> ye
19:42 <JetstreamSam> I lasted 2 years on an black elite, on live
19:45 <JetstreamSam> amazing
19:52 <+steven_> haahaah
20:07 <JetstreamSam> I'd sell the games to mates
20:08 <JetstreamSam> 10 dollars
20:10 <JetstreamSam> no worries
20:20 <JetstreamSam> then i taught them how to do it
20:23 <JetstreamSam> all of a sudden
20:32 <JetstreamSam> my buisiness was ruined
21:04 <+steven_> haahha
21:10 <JetstreamSam> one of them actually had the nerve to try and SELL ME GAMES
21:13 <JetstreamSam> im like man
21:20 <JetstreamSam> remember where you came from
21:38 <+steven_> hahaah
22:25 <+steven_> where is pliv the grub
22:47 <JetstreamSam> i have no idea
22:52 <JetstreamSam> i was hoping he was on tonight
24:17 <JetstreamSam> fuck one last ufc fight
24:21 <JetstreamSam> Reem vs JDS?
24:43 <JetstreamSam> I cheer for Reem, but I think JDS makes short work of him
24:51 <JetstreamSam> uppercut or left hook
25:56 <JetstreamSam> KO first rd
26:03 <JetstreamSam> no follow up punches needed
26:15 <+steven_> when
27:01 <+steven_> mc greggor is making more then anderson silver
27:57 <JetstreamSam> JDS vs Reem is on Sunday
28:00 <JetstreamSam> co main
28:09 <JetstreamSam> with cowboy vs dos anjos
28:14 <JetstreamSam> yes
28:19 <JetstreamSam> Conor is making $$$
28:26 <JetstreamSam> He sells fights and wins them
28:31 <JetstreamSam> first time since Brock maybe?
29:38 <JetstreamSam> Sorry, first time since Ronda
29:48 <JetstreamSam> But you know.....
30:06 <JetstreamSam> Soccer mums vs Ronda then you have Conor vs good fighters
31:07 <JetstreamSam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgGiVJML9ws
31:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Ferguson Exclusive: "Tell that bitch McGregor to come up to Lightweight and I'll finish him" (Dec 9, 2015) Length: 4:49 - Category: Sports - 8,382 views - 63 likes (57.3%), 47 dislikes (42.7%)
31:24 <JetstreamSam> full wog lol
32:36 <+steven_> haha
33:57 <JetstreamSam> I'm fully on board the Ferguson hype train, douche but man he can fight,.
34:11 <JetstreamSam> TUF alumini
41:49 <JetstreamSam> Ill try update the rgh tomorrow, thanks for the kv offer haha, im not a nerdhacks scrub, dont get me wrong im a scrub, but i can buy a kv. No classwork and only 25 hours a week per week after Monday. I'll see you on live soon steven_
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50:01 <+steven_> ;p
51:30 <+steven_> !joke
51:30 <Herb_Dean> [90069] Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
51:34 <Herb_Dean> [90069] A. Breasts don't have eyes.
51:38 <+steven_> !joke
51:38 <Herb_Dean> [45501] Q. Do you know how to eat a frog?
51:42 <Herb_Dean> [45501] A. You put one leg over each ear.
51:46 <+steven_> !joke
51:46 <Herb_Dean> [8493] Q. What's the difference between a 'Spice Girls' video and a porn video?
51:49 <Herb_Dean> [8493] A. The porn video has better music!
51:51 <+steven_> !joke
51:51 <Herb_Dean> [19914] Q. What do you call a woman that wears flip-flops in winter?
51:54 <Herb_Dean> [19914] A. Fat.
51:55 <+steven_> !joke
51:55 <Herb_Dean> [65658] Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
51:59 <Herb_Dean> [65658] A. A cherry float.
00:26 <+steven_> http://prntscr.com/9fcv3m
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24:24 <+steven_> 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂ð😂😂😂😂ð
24:41 <+steven_> 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂ð
24:44 <+steven_> lol
24:56 <+steven_> 😂😂
25:02 <+steven_> ð😂
25:06 <+steven_> 😂😂
25:13 <+steven_> 😂😂
25:59 <+steven_> 😂😂
26:00 <+steven_> 😂😂
26:51 <+steven_> fuck off
26:53 <+steven_> lololol
27:16 <+steven_> 😂😂
42:31 <+steven_> !joke
42:31 <Herb_Dean> [66415] Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
42:35 <Herb_Dean> [66415] A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
42:40 <+steven_> !joke
42:40 <Herb_Dean> [7381] Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?
42:44 <Herb_Dean> [7381] A. ET phoned home.
42:46 <+steven_> !joke
42:47 <Herb_Dean> [42003] Q. What's the best thing about marrying a woman with leprosy?
42:50 <Herb_Dean> [42003] A. She can only give you lip once!
42:51 <+steven_> !joke
42:52 <Herb_Dean> [58428] Q. What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?
42:55 <Herb_Dean> [58428] A. Potpourri
42:57 <+steven_> !joke
42:57 <Herb_Dean> [62165] Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?
43:00 <Herb_Dean> [62165] A. Love doesn't last forever.
43:27 Mode: (by steven_) +oo BlackDevil xm
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21:20 <+steven_> !joke
21:20 <Herb_Dean> [50639] Q. Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
21:23 <Herb_Dean> [50639] A. To keep its nuts dry.
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30:58 <+steven_> !joke
30:59 <Herb_Dean> [45371] Q. Why are Penises the lightest things in the world?
31:02 <Herb_Dean> [45371] A. Even thoughts can raise them.
32:15 <+steven_> !joke
32:16 <Herb_Dean> [42792] Q. What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
32:19 <Herb_Dean> [42792] A. A tearjerker.
32:22 <+steven_> !joke
32:22 <Herb_Dean> [93954] Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
32:25 <Herb_Dean> [93954] A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
33:58 <+steven_> !joke
33:58 <Herb_Dean> [71213] Q. Why do women prefer old gynaecologists?
34:02 <Herb_Dean> [71213] A. Their shaky hands!
34:06 <+steven_> !joke
34:06 <Herb_Dean> [73631] Q. Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
34:10 <Herb_Dean> [73631] A. Because Ken came in another box
34:24 <+steven_> !ranga
34:24 <Herb_Dean> [40645] Q. How do you cure a ginger?
34:27 <Herb_Dean> [40645] A. Chemotherapy.
34:34 <+steven_> loooooooool
37:11 <Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: kid ink - be real ft. dej loaf] [/128kbps]
42:03 <Herb_Dean>  hi
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46:51 <Herb_Dean> drive : [ - N/A free / 0b used (N/A )]
46:58 <Herb_Dean> loooooooooooooool
47:44 <Herb_Dean> http://prntscr.com/9fefet
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51:35 <+steven_> !joke
51:35 <Herb_Dean> [27244] Q. What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?
51:39 <Herb_Dean> [27244] A. Her ankles.
51:40 <+steven_> !joke
51:40 <Herb_Dean> [66254] Q. Did you hear about the short-sighted Moyle?
51:44 <Herb_Dean> [66254] A. He got the sack
51:45 <+steven_> !joke
51:45 <Herb_Dean> [15326] Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike?
51:48 <Herb_Dean> [15326] A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
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28:25 <pokemonmenaye> wut wut
28:28 <pokemonmenaye> z line my cock
28:31 <pokemonmenaye> ahahahahahaha
28:35 <pokemonmenaye> stupid.
29:27 <pokemonmenaye> somebody gotta kick the cobwebs outta the dick in the mouth of the face fucking ircops.
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29:51 <deadpandadolls> I'm gonna touch myself.
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35:57 <Nige> hey smelly penis people
36:23 <Nige> fish
36:27 Nick: Nige is now known as kuniva
36:37 Nick: kuniva is now known as fish1
41:42 <fish1> <fish> lols i marrying dragqueen :)
43:21 <fish1> fish brus
43:33 <fish1> u didnt fukn show me dance video asshole
45:27 <fish1> christoph
45:37 <fish1> show me dance video shithead
48:01 <fish1> (07:47)  fish1 has been idle 14secs, signed on Fri Dec 18 07:35:48 2015
48:06 <fish1> i no u there pisstopher
50:55 <fish1> u bitch
51:01 <fish1> bitch nigger named christoph
51:06 <fish1> i jenkem here cunt
51:13 <fish1> buy some or ill bash ya
51:53 <fish1> fucken pissedoff bitch
52:02 <fish1> chris fisher the pedofile fucker
52:09 <fish1> roots little kids this cunt does
52:27 <fish1> makes fucken sooty watch
52:33 <fish1> LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
53:33 <fish1> chris packs sootys poo in the cone n smokes it
53:41 <fish1> lolllllllll
54:50 <fish1> christoph u faggot
54:54 <fish1> faggot little bitch nigger
55:13 <fish1> retarded fuckwit
00:12 <fish1> u got a short little dik fish
00:16 <fish1> poofter gutz
00:54 <fish1> cry me a river dickface
02:52 <fish1> pissedoff christoph the pisstroff
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06:58 <fish1> stiggler
07:04 <fish1> hey son
08:13 <thestig> hey man
08:37 <thestig> bumjacked
08:49 <fish1> ;/
09:08 <fish1> where all de ppl go
09:50 <thestig> netsplit
09:52 <+dimaa> que
10:00 <+dimaa> oh now i have a '%'
10:06 <+dimaa> i was a '+' before
10:12 <thestig> moving on up
10:12 <+dimaa> IV BEEN PROMOTED!!!
10:17 <+dimaa> :D
11:42 <fish1> bumjak
15:48 <fish1> stigs
15:52 <fish1> got any weed u can giv me
18:11 <thestig> i got pound of it
18:20 <fish1> :-0
18:32 <fish1> bullshit
19:30 <thestig> no bullshit
19:38 <thestig> got a pound of sticky icky icky
19:43 <thestig> of weeds
19:50 <thestig> on my lawn
20:08 <fish1> lolz~
20:32 <fish1> very funny shit burger
20:51 <thestig> thanks :D
21:40 <fish1> i need to trim my penis hair
23:08 <thestig> u will find it bro
33:31 <fish1> lols
33:33 <fish1> [[{:
36:28 <fish1> thestiff
36:34 <fish1> poofter gutz
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49:42 <Judge> I think a lot of people want to kill me
49:57 <thestig> why is taht
49:59 <thestig> that
50:14 <Judge> Because just because I
50:23 <Judge> Why should I take all that?
50:38 <thestig> now i want to kill u
50:53 <Judge> I know many do
51:13 <Judge> I agreed to take it all
51:32 <Judge> I don't mind a TPO for life
51:38 <Judge> I will take that
51:48 <Judge> If possible.
51:56 <thestig> limpydog
52:20 <Judge> Red dog
52:25 <Judge> Redog
52:47 <Judge> What?????
52:59 <Judge> What cock are you talking about???
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14:59 <slinky_J> heeyyy
15:02 <slinky_J> wait a second
15:07 <slinky_J> i brushed my teeth this morning
15:17 <slinky_J> now i gots foood breaths
15:49 <slinky_J> fk me stil morning
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35:17 <MerryJoshmasHappyMeNotYou> fuck
35:23 <MerryJoshmasHappyMeNotYou> where the fuck is everyone
35:30 <MerryJoshmasHappyMeNotYou> WHAT IS GOING ON
35:36 <MerryJoshmasHappyMeNotYou> AM I IN THE IRC TWILIGHT ZONE
35:40 <MerryJoshmasHappyMeNotYou> HELLO!
35:49 <MerryJoshmasHappyMeNotYou> i am suiciding 4 real
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36:17 Nick: MerryJoshmasHappyMeNotYou is now known as slinky_J
36:57 <slinky_J> noooooo!
37:20 <slinky_J> there's no nate in hell :(
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40:09 <nuthin> hey thestig
40:14 <nuthin> u fucking muppet
40:45 <thestig> whats happening cock lips
40:47 <nuthin> barricade yaself inside cunt
41:01 <nuthin> coz the storms a coming
41:13 <thestig> blah blah blah
41:17 <slinky_J> what storm
41:21 <slinky_J> gays torm?
41:25 <nuthin> blah blah blah
41:31 <nuthin> thats right blah blah blah
41:41 <nuthin> its my bday!
41:47 <nuthin> what ya get me!
41:48 <thestig> ih soft serve is back
41:51 <thestig> ob
41:57 <nuthin> LoL
41:59 <slinky_J> it's so hot
42:03 <slinky_J> whya re you angry nuthin
42:07 <slinky_J> lol soft serve
42:07 <thestig> your bday was last year dont lie
42:09 <slinky_J> ahahahahaahahaha
42:15 <nuthin> it was
42:17 <nuthin> this time last year
42:23 <thestig> slinky suck shit 43 today
42:29 <slinky_J> you cant have two birthdays when you're poor.
42:36 <slinky_J> fuck 43
42:37 <nuthin> im 32
42:38 <slinky_J> this sucks
42:43 <slinky_J> i hope beagle dies
42:49 <thestig> adelaide 43 c
42:54 <slinky_J> wait he dont have air con not so funny
43:15 <nuthin> its 26 here today
43:19 <nuthin> 26 degrees
43:21 <nuthin> and lovely
43:26 <nuthin> and im stuck in the office!
43:46 <slinky_J> it says 29 degrees
43:50 <slinky_J> in adel
43:53 <slinky_J> :P
44:00 <thestig> limpydog why did u do that to jen
44:16 <nuthin> do what
44:42 <thestig> oh slinky it says 39 for adelaide today
44:49 <thestig> 42 tomorrow haha
46:13 <thestig> and it will be 50 c under loopys gut flap
46:40 <nuthin> u love me
46:48 <thestig> nah
46:53 <slinky_J> fuck
46:58 <slinky_J> windows 10 lied to me
47:04 <slinky_J> i used the Ask me anything feature
47:06 <slinky_J> hahaha
47:12 <slinky_J> LIAR PIECE OF FUCK
47:13 <nuthin> fuck you dog
47:18 <nuthin> lol
47:20 <slinky_J> 10 is good tho
47:21 <nuthin> wheres pollock
47:28 <slinky_J> 8 was shit
47:31 <slinky_J> dead
47:34 <slinky_J> fuck
47:37 <slinky_J> hope
47:37 <thestig> loopy i hate u you Are vermin
47:38 <nuthin> CUNT
47:39 <cgodfx> dam what happend to this channel
47:44 <slinky_J> dunno
47:46 <cgodfx> lost half of the people
47:49 <nuthin> what cunt
47:49 <slinky_J> every chan is gone
47:52 <nuthin> DOG CUNT
47:53 <slinky_J> netsplit earlier
47:56 <cgodfx> oh
47:59 <slinky_J> ye
47:59 <nuthin> this channel is the PITS
48:01 <nuthin> yeah
48:03 <nuthin> netsplit
48:07 <slinky_J> mmm smelly armpits
48:09 <nuthin> right between ya neck
48:11 <nuthin> YA DOG'
48:12 <slinky_J> im even in melbourne chan
48:13 <slinky_J> LOL
48:13 <nuthin> dog cunt
48:15 <slinky_J> NO SEZZ
48:19 <nuthin> FUCK MELBOURNE
48:22 <nuthin> im in PERTH
48:27 <nuthin> I AM godf
48:28 <nuthin> GOD
48:31 <nuthin> dog
48:35 <nuthin> GOD DOG
48:40 <nuthin> WHAT CUNT
48:47 <nuthin> LolStERs
48:54 <nuthin> EAT A DICK
48:55 <slinky_J> [11:18] <slinky_J> faux u finally got ops congrats
48:55 <slinky_J> [11:18] * slinky_J gives u life achievement award
48:57 <slinky_J> ahahahahahaha
49:31 <thestig> oh fuck
49:38 <thestig> u are back in mel
49:41 <thestig> melb
49:57 <thestig> oh no chanop lol
50:45 <slinky_J> LOL!
50:48 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
50:52 <nuthin> this has got to be the funniest
50:54 <nuthin> "During the night police had set up a Mobile Breath Testing Station on Great Eastern Highway, near Ivy Street. It will be alleged about 11.45pm the man was driving in a north easterly direction along Great Eastern Highway on the incorrect side of the road and approached the station in an erratic manner. "
51:05 <nuthin> LOL
51:54 <nuthin> "It will be further alleged he overtook slow moving vehicles waiting to be tested, before forcing his way into the traffic to avoid a collision with the clearly marked and visible police booze bus. He then ran over several traffic cones and testing stations before continuing through the testing site narrowly missing a marked police vehicle and othe
51:54 <nuthin> r members of the public."
51:57 <thestig> nuthin u are not funny
52:06 <thestig> u are boring
52:25 <nuthin> i dont care what u think of me
52:26 <nuthin> :)
52:37 <nuthin> to me you are no one
53:05 <thestig> you are nuthin
53:20 <nuthin> i am nuthin
56:22 <slinky_J> y r u so down on urself
56:26 <slinky_J> it's a hot day
56:33 <slinky_J> if u kill usrself today
56:37 <nuthin> yeah thestig why r u so down on yaself
56:42 <slinky_J> it ok
56:50 <nuthin> yeah thestig
56:53 <nuthin> go kill yourself
57:02 <slinky_J> harsh
57:13 <thestig> loll
57:49 <thestig> did u get your hobbs cooker slinky
57:56 <nuthin> its ok thestig
58:14 <thestig> nuthin i will just get your mum to sit on my face
58:14 <slinky_J> nopes not yet
58:17 <slinky_J> gettin breville one
58:22 <slinky_J> btw yo
58:33 <nuthin> should get a hobbs one
58:45 <nuthin> anything hobbs is known to be premium
58:49 <nuthin> nothing but best
58:55 <slinky_J> http://www.surlatable.com/product/PRO-2294965/Breville+Fast+Slow+Pro+Pressure+and+Slow+Cooker
58:57 <slinky_J> is dope
59:07 <slinky_J> i am gonna make a fuck load of vindaloo
59:15 <slinky_J> fuck i am gonna go thru ace indian shit
59:19 <nuthin> http://au.russellhobbs.com/products/cooking-baking/container-cooking/6-litre-slow-cooker-rhsc600.html
59:20 <slinky_J> lol
59:22 <nuthin> is better
59:28 <slinky_J> lol no no
59:34 <slinky_J> this is the best one on the market
59:36 <nuthin> yes it is
59:41 <nuthin> fuck off cunt
59:43 <nuthin> hobbs is better
59:48 <slinky_J> that is just a slow cooker
59:50 <nuthin> hobbs slow cooker
00:02 <slinky_J> yer
00:10 <slinky_J> a slow cooker
00:14 <slinky_J> for slow cooking
00:15 <nuthin> u might like this
00:17 <nuthin> http://au.russellhobbs.com/products/cooking-baking/container-cooking/searing-slow-cooker-rhsc650.html
00:22 <nuthin> searing slow cooker
00:33 <slinky_J> LOL
00:41 <slinky_J> the breville will do
00:55 <slinky_J> in UK it's called Sage
00:56 <nuthin> whatever'
00:57 <slinky_J> haha
01:00 <nuthin> hobbs is better
01:04 <nuthin> hobbs is great
01:16 <slinky_J> man the breville fast slow pro is the best I've come across
01:24 <nuthin> nah
01:26 <nuthin> check out hobbs
01:31 <nuthin> best there is
01:33 <slinky_J> what's hobbs?
01:35 <nuthin> best there ever will be
01:45 <slinky_J> I got a russell hobbs sandwhich press
01:50 <slinky_J> which is actually correct
02:00 <slinky_J> because it presses the cheese outta the fucking sandwich.
02:00 <thestig> jen said that brand couldnt pop its toast
02:01 <slinky_J> srs
02:08 <slinky_J> LOL stig
02:12 <nuthin> jen didnt say shit
02:17 <thestig> haha
02:43 <slinky_J> lol
03:10 <nuthin> so eat a dick thestig
03:26 <nuthin> pollocks just a jealous dog
03:48 <nuthin> she told me yesterday she came on here
03:53 <nuthin> and saw pollock flooding
04:01 <nuthin> with shit about me
04:04 <nuthin> or sometime
04:05 <nuthin> haha
04:11 <nuthin> and i wouldnt even been on
04:19 <nuthin> is that fucking strange?
04:23 <nuthin> or fucking weird?
04:26 <nuthin> or fucking crazy?
05:34 <slinky_J> when you type something on facebook
05:39 <slinky_J> in a fun way
05:46 <slinky_J> and somebody comes along and points out the obvious..
05:50 <slinky_J> oh nuthin
06:02 <slinky_J> did u see donald trump rant about shutting down parts of the net
06:06 <slinky_J> so isis cant use it?
06:10 <nuthin> nup
06:11 <slinky_J> I made this meme
06:15 <slinky_J> in his honor
06:17 <slinky_J> one sec
06:40 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/10552378_10154389073227995_1645278545979213615_n.jpg?oh=61f44176ee493f4d8f50404908459dc5&oe=5719CFFE&__gda__=1457645728_9efe826fc951d52eae12fff782ec760c
06:42 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha
08:25 <nuthin> dont get it
08:30 <nuthin> but thanks for sharing!
09:16 <slinky_J> because if he shuts down the internet
09:20 <slinky_J> they can only deliver mail
09:23 <slinky_J> by post
09:34 <slinky_J> and if you saw the movie
09:41 <thestig> lolll at hobbsssss
09:43 <slinky_J> he just goes around delivering ancient letters
09:51 <slinky_J> GOSH
09:57 <slinky_J> AM I THAT OLD
10:10 <slinky_J> man faux left melbourne chan
10:15 <slinky_J> we r gonna run that shit hole soon
10:17 <slinky_J> and kill it
10:26 <slinky_J> unless mcfatty abo burger comes back
10:49 <thestig> why did she leave
12:20 <slinky_J> dunno
12:27 <slinky_J> i mean just because it's lunch time
12:34 <slinky_J> doesnt mean you have the right to quit irc
12:45 <slinky_J> nobody does that
12:48 <fish1> ah brav
12:54 <fish1> another m8 in jail now
12:55 <slinky_J> only beagle because he's always drunk and accidently turns shit off
12:56 <slinky_J> haha
12:56 <nuthin> prob didnt wanna put up with the abuse from random IRC people who try and make you feel like shit so they feel good about themselves
12:59 <fish1> handed himself in yesterday
13:03 <nuthin> because they have issues
13:05 <slinky_J> I'd like to see beagle work a nutrininja
13:06 Nick: fish1 is now known as blinky_J
13:16 <slinky_J> no shit blinky_J?
13:21 <blinky_J> no shit
13:23 <slinky_J> WE DIDNT ABUSE HER
13:26 <slinky_J> WE MADE HER DAY!
13:34 <slinky_J> :/
13:38 <blinky_J> \;
13:44 <blinky_J> got me some weed
13:51 <nuthin> good for you
13:57 <nuthin> im getting me some ice tonight
14:01 <nuthin> after bday dinner
14:04 <nuthin> might goto bar
14:11 <nuthin> got 150 to spend
14:14 <nuthin> on bar card
14:35 <blinky_J> i got to trim my testicles
14:42 Join: BillCosby ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
14:47 <BillCosby> lulz
14:48 <BillCosby> lulz
15:02 <slinky_J> take my strong haaannd child
15:07 <nuthin> I'LL BURN EVERY CUNTS HOUSE IN HERE DOWN TO THE FUCKING GROUND
15:24 <slinky_J> ahahaha movies that were good when they came out and for years after but in 2015 are just silly
15:26 <slinky_J> SCREAM 2
15:32 <slinky_J> i keep lolling at everything
15:33 <slinky_J> hahaha
15:49 <blinky_J> my m8 got 45 charges
15:52 <blinky_J> he jail imoz
15:55 <slinky_J> dewey is the worst
16:06 <BillCosby> lulz
16:07 <BillCosby> lulz
16:08 <BillCosby> lulz
16:23 <slinky_J> constantly changing his spinal injury
16:35 <slinky_J> at one point he can easily point with his hand, no injury
16:44 <slinky_J> then he comes inna room all retarded like
16:48 <slinky_J> next shot wtf
17:29 <BillCosby> wtf
17:31 <BillCosby> are you
17:35 <BillCosby> talking about
17:38 <BillCosby> lil pedo
20:42 <blinky_J> huey dewey and luey
20:59 <BillCosby> blinky_J
21:02 <BillCosby> faggot
21:03 <BillCosby> faggot
21:04 <BillCosby> faggot
21:10 <blinky_J> nah thats ur uncle
21:13 <blinky_J> lololololol
21:17 <BillCosby> faggot
21:18 <BillCosby> faggot
21:19 <blinky_J> lel
21:29 <blinky_J> paedophelic pig
21:33 <BillCosby> who da fuk are you blinky_piss
21:43 <BillCosby> who da fuk are ya i said
21:49 <BillCosby> answer me now cunt
21:54 <blinky_J> andrew symonds
24:19 * blinky_J throws a keyboard at BillCosby
26:12 <thestig> bumjacked
26:19 <BillCosby> who da fuk are ya i said
26:22 <nuthin> die
26:25 <nuthin> rot
26:27 <thestig> why so many _j's
26:36 <nuthin> fuck the j's
26:40 <nuthin> and FUCK YOU
26:50 <nuthin> op me
26:51 <thestig> loopydog hope u have a hot shot :)
27:01 <nuthin> op me so i can ban cunts
27:07 <nuthin> one by one
27:21 <BillCosby> who da fuk are ya i said
28:44 <BillCosby> where is dat cunt
28:48 <BillCosby> loopydog
28:56 <BillCosby> shitdog mate
28:58 <BillCosby> where are ya
29:00 <BillCosby> hiding
30:23 <blinky_J> loops is a shit eating cuntrag
31:31 Nick: nuthin is now known as loopydog
32:01 <loopydog> aww the memories!
34:37 Join: fish ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
34:59 <loopydog> https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/30398670/rider-knocked-from-motorbike-by-rope-strung-across-wellington-street/
35:02 <loopydog> wtf
36:27 <fish> once i was a bass station when it was on chapel street
36:35 <fish> got in first served
36:41 <fish> this fucken druggie goes
36:43 <BillCosby> fish
36:47 <fish> why u letting him in firsrt
36:50 <BillCosby> here fishy fishy
36:51 <BillCosby> here fishy fishy
36:53 <BillCosby> lulz
36:55 <fish> lols
37:51 <fish> lifes like toilet paper your on a roll or you taking someones shit
37:52 <fish> lifes like toilet paper your on a roll or you taking someones shit
38:26 <fish> fucken
38:32 <BillCosby> shads
39:04 <fish> i hate how women if the know just thinking of them gives u boners
39:11 <fish> they use that against u
39:20 <BillCosby> do they?
39:21 <BillCosby> How?
39:29 <fish> well they dont
39:37 <fish> the nice ones any ways
39:38 <BillCosby> you talken shit mate
39:47 <BillCosby> you are a shit talker fish
39:52 <fish> lols
39:52 <BillCosby> a know nothing
40:00 <fish> i know it all
40:07 <BillCosby> you know nothing cunt
40:10 <BillCosby> shit rag
40:10 <fish> bullshit
40:14 <BillCosby> you are a shit rag mate
40:21 <fish> im on a roll
40:23 <BillCosby> and old rag used instead of toilet paper
40:23 <fish> lols
40:26 <BillCosby> an old shit rag
40:37 <fish> cum stained boxers
40:41 <BillCosby> heh
40:47 <fish> from wet dreams of BillCosby
40:52 <BillCosby> thats what you are fish
41:00 <BillCosby> im gonna drug you cunt
41:06 <fish> nah man
41:18 <BillCosby> fish tell me more about the girls who give you a boner then use it against ya
41:24 <BillCosby> shit talker
41:26 <BillCosby> shit talker
41:28 <BillCosby> luz
41:56 <BillCosby> you're a shit talker
42:57 <fish> __ ___ ___( (0) ) ( (o) )
42:57 <fish> |-UC|<| //- / /</\/()\/\/
42:58 <fish> (o 8) / \
42:58 <fish> ) ( / \
43:05 <fish> lols
43:38 <fish> thats like aliens invented prymids
43:40 <fish> lols
44:20 <fish> m ^ ^
44:20 <fish> e /^ ^\
44:20 <fish> ooowww(_=Y=_)
44:29 <fish> lols
45:04 <fish> im more smarter
45:06 <fish> than u
45:12 <BillCosby> is that you piss?
45:28 <fish> that proves im smarter
45:31 <fish> u have to ask
45:33 <fish> lols
45:47 <BillCosby> wtf is a prymids
45:52 <BillCosby> if you so smarter
45:53 <BillCosby> lulz
45:58 <fish> a
46:06 <fish> +a
46:20 <BillCosby> prymids mate
46:25 <BillCosby> shit talker
46:49 <fish> k
46:50 <loopydog> lalalala
46:59 <fish> BillCosby i fucked ya mum
47:05 <fish> lols
47:13 <BillCosby> loopydog
47:14 <loopydog> LoLZ
47:32 <BillCosby> fish you aint fucked anyone fgt\
47:35 <BillCosby> only mens asses
47:36 <BillCosby> fgt
47:38 <BillCosby> lulz
47:42 <loopydog> LolZSz
48:07 <BillCosby> loopydog
48:11 <BillCosby> wheres ya bish?
48:15 <BillCosby> gauci
48:16 <fish> i fucked a nice blode woman
48:20 <fish> blonde
48:24 <fish> when i was 16
48:26 <loopydog> why?
48:27 <BillCosby> ish where is gauci
48:28 <fish> or some shit
48:40 <thestig> loopydog
48:47 <thestig> wants a bumjack
48:48 <BillCosby> where the fuck is gauci cunt
48:58 <thestig> bill u ped
48:59 <fish> non yours
49:02 <fish> bizz
49:06 <fish> none
49:07 * BillCosby gives loopydog a good quality reach arond
49:13 <thestig> haha
49:13 <loopydog> sorry u cant have her
52:02 <BillCosby> loopydog
52:09 <BillCosby> shes gonna be mine
52:12 <BillCosby> me and fish mate
52:14 <BillCosby> we gonna get errr
52:23 <BillCosby> you want that reach around huh loopydog?
52:47 <loopydog> good luck with that !
53:07 <BillCosby> what ya thinking?
53:14 <BillCosby> Ya think shes yours or something?
53:16 <loopydog> i'm thinking nah
53:28 <loopydog> no idea what ur talking about cunt!
53:31 <BillCosby> im gonna get her mate
53:39 <BillCosby> shes minnnne
53:40 <loopydog> well u go get her big boy!
53:57 <BillCosby> she'll be sending me than just lollies in the mail fat shit
54:05 <loopydog> haha
54:11 <loopydog> she sent me lollies
54:15 <BillCosby> lollies in the mail coming in mate
54:15 <loopydog> suck shit cunt
54:22 <loopydog> SUCK SHIT CUNT
54:26 <loopydog> i got lollies!
54:30 <BillCosby> loopydog gay?
54:39 <BillCosby> you gay?
54:42 <fish> fucken
54:43 <BillCosby> thought so
54:44 <loopydog> no
54:48 <BillCosby> king pedron
54:50 <BillCosby> the pedo king
54:54 <loopydog> king kong
54:54 <BillCosby> all hail loopydog
54:59 <BillCosby> the pedophile king
55:05 <BillCosby> bow down and worship your king fgts
55:10 <BillCosby> the pedophile king
55:11 <BillCosby> loopydog
55:11 <loopydog> huaha
55:18 <BillCosby> turn around and present your ass
55:26 <BillCosby> the king demands asses in the air
55:30 <BillCosby> a true faggot
55:31 <BillCosby> in loopydog
55:35 <BillCosby> the pedophile king
55:36 <loopydog> thats right!
55:39 <BillCosby> faggot boy
55:39 <loopydog> king kong!
55:47 * BillCosby worships loopydog
55:49 <loopydog> :O~)
55:50 <BillCosby> long live the king
55:58 <loopydog> as u should be!
56:02 * BillCosby rolls out the brown shit stained carpet for loopydog
56:10 <loopydog> yes yes
56:13 <loopydog> thats more like it
56:14 <BillCosby> worship his ass ness
56:20 <BillCosby> anything you need your magesty?
56:23 <BillCosby> king pedron
56:26 <BillCosby> the pedophile king
56:32 <loopydog> ive got all that i need
56:35 <loopydog> right here!
56:47 * BillCosby presents his virgin ass to the king
56:51 <BillCosby> do as you please king
56:55 <loopydog> hahaha
57:05 <loopydog> wheres my blow torch?
57:13 <BillCosby> do as you please king
57:17 <BillCosby> pedron
57:19 <BillCosby> king pedron
57:22 <BillCosby> the pedophile king
02:14 <loopydog> ALL HAIL KING LOOPY
02:20 <loopydog> yes yes yes
03:57 <blinky_J> faggot bitch
04:08 <BillCosby> blinky_J gay?
04:21 <blinky_J> hey faggot bitch
04:26 <BillCosby> gay?
04:37 <BillCosby> like king pedron here
04:39 <BillCosby> loopydog
04:42 <BillCosby> the pedophile king
04:51 <BillCosby> present your ass to him blinky_J
09:41 <blinky_J> i not gay
10:05 Join: screws ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
10:30 <BillCosby> screws
10:32 <BillCosby> he is
10:33 <BillCosby> screws
10:34 <BillCosby> gay?
11:45 <screws> BillCosby: seen pliv?
11:55 <BillCosby> ye
12:09 <BillCosby> hes on now
12:16 <BillCosby> Why do you want jerome?
12:29 <BillCosby> blinky_J = pliv
12:45 <screws> has somethin to tell him
12:57 <BillCosby> wheres mandy
14:01 <loopydog> fuck jerome
15:44 <blinky_J> king pedron
15:56 <blinky_J> lolololololololoololololoooooolllololololololoololol
16:11 <loopydog> jeromes a COCKHEAD
17:20 <BillCosby> pedron speaks
17:24 <BillCosby> King Pedron
17:45 <loopydog> jeromes a pussy
17:52 <loopydog> his girlfriend's a hooker
18:00 <loopydog> two bit whore
18:38 <BillCosby> piss and shit stains
18:40 <BillCosby> piss and shit stains
18:41 <BillCosby> piss and shit stains
18:50 <BillCosby> period blood
18:56 <BillCosby> period blood
23:24 <thestig> screws how was the noise cancellation?
23:30 <thestig> on the bose
23:36 <thestig> amazing hey?
23:52 <loopydog> blah blah blah
24:06 <thestig> loopy all u do is sleep with junky sluts
24:13 <thestig> hookers are cleaner lol
24:34 <loopydog> no i dont
24:45 <BillCosby> heheheheeheheheheheeh
24:51 <BillCosby> loopydog tried it on with the gauci
24:55 <BillCosby> failed
25:01 <loopydog> no i didnt
25:07 <thestig> his cock went soft serve lolll
25:11 <thestig> floppydog
25:14 <loopydog> no it didnt
25:14 <BillCosby> all he got was period blood on his finger
25:19 <thestig> haha
25:21 <BillCosby> floppy shit
25:24 <loopydog> no i didnt
25:26 <BillCosby> dirty cunt
25:29 <BillCosby> he fingered her
25:32 <BillCosby> while she was on the rags
25:34 <loopydog> no i didnt
25:35 <BillCosby> he wanted to do it
25:39 <BillCosby> he knew she was bleeding
25:44 <loopydog> no i didnt
25:46 <BillCosby> he wanted that red snatch
25:56 <loopydog> no i didnt
25:57 <BillCosby> wearing the dolmio grin he was
26:02 <BillCosby> walking around smling
26:03 <loopydog> no i wasnt
26:48 <loopydog> u all talk so much shit
26:55 <loopydog> end of the day
27:01 <loopydog> you are all nothing
27:03 <BillCosby> ya got period blood from the gauci
27:07 <BillCosby> heheheheheeheheheehhee
27:10 <BillCosby> dirty cunt
27:10 <loopydog> nothing but haters
27:16 <BillCosby> your a dirty cunt
27:16 <loopydog> u can all hate
27:26 <loopydog> but u's all dont know shit
27:27 <BillCosby> dolmio grinner
27:32 <BillCosby> u's
27:34 <BillCosby> lulz
27:42 <BillCosby> you's
27:43 <BillCosby> youse
27:44 <BillCosby> lulz
27:49 <loopydog> so keep on talking shit
27:51 <loopydog> all u want
27:59 <BillCosby> slaughter the english language some more period blood boi
28:03 <BillCosby> thats ya new name
28:10 <BillCosby> period blood boy
28:20 <BillCosby> change your nick now loopydog
28:24 <loopydog> there's a reason why pollock has been running my name into the ground
28:27 <BillCosby> type /nick periodbloodboy
28:29 <loopydog> maybe you can all think
28:34 <loopydog> why would he be doing that
28:45 <BillCosby> where is that pollock?
28:50 <loopydog> then you will all realise
28:54 <BillCosby> he been talking some truth for once then
29:00 <BillCosby> if he telling us about you
29:03 <BillCosby> hes right
29:08 <BillCosby> periodbloodboy
29:10 <BillCosby> periodbloodboy
29:10 <loopydog> im sure hes right
29:17 <loopydog> everything he says is true !
29:22 <BillCosby> you been into the period blood again
29:29 <BillCosby> you are period blood drinker
29:33 <loopydog> haha
29:34 <BillCosby> gaucis period blood
29:35 <loopydog> ur fucked
29:40 <loopydog> in the head
29:49 <loopydog> u want some dont u
29:56 <BillCosby> you got some?
29:56 <loopydog> but she didnt want u
30:02 <loopydog> yeah mate'
30:04 <loopydog> i got mine
30:08 <BillCosby> hehehehe
30:12 <BillCosby> you got your period blood
30:15 <BillCosby> thats about it
30:21 <loopydog> all smeared over my face
30:26 <BillCosby> a little bottle of period blood to remember her by
30:31 <BillCosby> keep it under your pillow
30:34 <BillCosby> period blood boy
30:36 <BillCosby> hehehehheehehehe
30:38 <loopydog> i drank it
30:44 <loopydog> gives me energy
30:46 <BillCosby> hahahahahahaaha
30:52 <BillCosby> ya got some more?
31:05 <loopydog> y es next to me
31:14 <loopydog> i take it every 15mins
31:19 <loopydog> gives me the boost i need
31:23 <loopydog> she supplys me
31:25 <loopydog> direct
31:33 <loopydog> the good shit
31:39 <BillCosby> drinking straight from the snatch
31:40 <loopydog> straight from the source
31:44 <loopydog> yes
31:51 <BillCosby> period blood boy
31:53 <BillCosby> chang ya nck
31:55 <BillCosby> now
31:57 <BillCosby> cunt
32:03 Nick: loopydog is now known as periodbloodboy
32:07 <BillCosby> hahahahahahahaaha
32:11 <BillCosby> here he is
32:15 <BillCosby> here he is
32:23 <BillCosby> there
32:33 <BillCosby> ya not hiding anymore periodbloodboy
32:44 <periodbloodboy> thats right
32:54 <BillCosby> you've come out
32:55 <periodbloodboy> here for the world to see
32:58 <periodbloodboy> finally!
33:04 <BillCosby> loud and proud
33:05 <periodbloodboy> embrace me
33:09 <BillCosby> the period blood boy
33:10 <BillCosby> also
33:14 <BillCosby> king pedron
33:15 <periodbloodboy> for who i am!
33:17 <BillCosby> the pedophile king
33:25 <BillCosby> a well known fgt
33:32 <periodbloodboy> the one
33:33 <periodbloodboy> the only
33:38 <BillCosby> periodbloodboy
33:47 * periodbloodboy bows
33:49 <BillCosby> he's his own court jester
33:52 <thestig> loopy
34:09 <periodbloodboy> i go by period blood boy
34:10 <BillCosby> period blood boy
34:12 <periodbloodboy> from now on
34:14 <thestig> all loopy does is blah blah blah
34:20 <BillCosby> hahahaahhaha
34:27 <thestig> haha period blood on his finger lol
34:31 <BillCosby> yup periodbloodboy
34:43 <periodbloodboy> yep finger face body
34:46 <periodbloodboy> everywhere
35:09 <BillCosby> he stuck his finger in, got some period blood, then wiped it above his top lip
35:13 <BillCosby> just under his nose
35:24 Quit: screws ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
36:10 <periodbloodboy> bloody sanchez1
36:11 <periodbloodboy> !
36:22 <BillCosby> heheehehehe
36:33 <BillCosby> gaucis period blood
38:30 <BillCosby> tell me more about the period soaked snatch periodbloodboy
40:17 <periodbloodboy> tastes like fish
45:17 Join: wpmghinxdi ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
45:21 <periodbloodboy> pizza for lunch !!!
47:37 <periodbloodboy> BillCosby is a rapist
49:20 <blinky_J> i gonna go hungry jacks
52:31 <BillCosby> periodbloodboy you gonna drip some period blood on that pizza fgt?
53:13 Quit: wpmghinxdi ([email protected]) Connection closed
54:10 <periodbloodboy> it wouldnt quite taste the same without it!
54:14 <periodbloodboy> of course i am fucking am
54:50 <BillCosby> periodblood
54:56 <periodbloodboy> nothing like a nice drizzle of period blood on my meat lovers, vegetarian, supreme, chicken lovers pizzas
54:57 Nick: BillCosby is now known as anotherirc3r
55:06 <periodbloodboy> there she is
55:11 <anotherirc3r> here i am
55:24 Nick: anotherirc3r is now known as an0therirc3r
55:25 <periodbloodboy> on ya p's?
55:32 <an0therirc3r> on me rags
55:40 <an0therirc3r> time to fuck
55:45 <periodbloodboy> oh la la
55:49 <periodbloodboy> hi baby
55:50 <periodbloodboy> ;P~
56:03 Nick: an0therirc3r is now known as periodblood
56:10 * periodblood drips on periodbloodboy
56:17 Nick: periodblood is now known as Cosby
56:19 <periodbloodboy> MORE MORE!!
56:30 <Cosby> heheheheheheheh
56:38 <Cosby> FREAK!!!!!
56:39 <Cosby> FREAK!!!!!
56:42 <Cosby> hahahahahah
56:43 <Cosby> lulz
56:59 <Cosby> you a freak show periodbloodboy
57:02 <Cosby> hehehheheehehhehehehe
57:10 <Cosby> time for a bit of the ultra violence
57:19 * Cosby kicks periodbloodboy in the gut
57:25 <Cosby> I'm singing in the rain
57:33 * Cosby hits periodbloodboy with his cane
57:37 <Cosby> just singing in the rain
57:43 * Cosby kicks periodbloodboy
57:48 <Cosby> what a glorious day
57:54 * Cosby smashes periodbloodboy
58:01 <Cosby> I'm happy again
58:05 * Cosby kicks periodbloodboy
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58:59 <Cosby> lul
59:13 <Cosby> SydneyCouple you guys ever indulge in some good ole period blood?
59:28 <Cosby> We have out very own loopdog with a period bloo fetish here right now
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59:36 <Cosby> introduce yourself periodbloodboy
59:40 <periodbloodboy> lol
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59:50 <periodbloodboy> Hi SydneyCouple
59:50 <Cosby> wb
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59:55 <Cosby> heh
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00:09 <Cosby> welcome back sluts
00:21 <periodbloodboy> They can't do pizza until after 2:30pm apparently
00:28 <periodbloodboy> coz it would be on bartercard
00:29 <periodbloodboy> haha
00:29 <Cosby> heheheheheehehheheheheehheehehehee
00:31 <periodbloodboy> fuck that
00:42 <Cosby> fuck that indeed
00:45 <periodbloodboy> im walking across word n getting a lamb kebab
00:46 <Cosby> SydneyCouple you got pizza?
00:49 <periodbloodboy> road*
00:56 <Cosby> word
01:21 <periodbloodboy> they call it a lamb sovelaki
01:49 <Cosby> it is a fucking sovelaki
01:58 <Cosby> a kebab is like meat on a screwer
02:03 <Cosby> fucking kebabs
02:06 <Cosby> stupid
02:12 <Cosby> dip it in period blood
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03:11 <Cosby> damn
03:14 <Cosby> they worked it out
14:46 <periodbloodboy> it was alright
14:48 <periodbloodboy> quite nice
15:00 <periodbloodboy> tried to charge me $9.90
15:05 <periodbloodboy> when it was $8.90
31:54 <Cosby> +im sure that dollar would have sent you broke Pedron
33:50 <Cosby> <SydneyCouple> you can always pick the loser who NEVER get sex and who the ladies will have nothing to do with, they are always the ones who find it necessary to attack and abuse the ones who do :))
40:47 <periodbloodboy> fuck up
40:49 <periodbloodboy> dickhead
40:52 <periodbloodboy> no one cares
48:50 <periodbloodboy> THATS RIGHT DOG
48:58 <periodbloodboy> FILTHY FLEA RIDDEN DOGS
49:01 <periodbloodboy> ALL OF YOU
49:06 <periodbloodboy> FUCKING DOG CUNTS
49:16 <periodbloodboy> UR ALL DEAD
49:29 Nick: Cosby is now known as wookie
49:45 Nick: wookie is now known as Wookie
51:09 <Wookie> * You were kicked from #sex by ChanOP ((Sara-Serina) stop harassing people)
51:09 <Wookie> -
51:09 <Wookie> * You were kicked from #QueenSland by ChanOP ((Sara-Serina) stop harassing people)
51:09 <Wookie> * You were kicked from #wookie by lx (User details confirmed previously used by known serial ban evader!)
51:09 <Wookie> * You were kicked from #HongKong by ChanOP ((Sara-Serina) stop harassing people)
52:23 Nick: Wookie is now known as cosby
53:00 <periodbloodboy> ⓘ Sara-Serina set mode +b *!*@4fd3a923.clients.kiwiirc.com
53:00 <periodbloodboy> × You have been kicked by Sara-Serina (fuck off - #28)
53:11 <cosby> lulz
53:25 Nick: cosby is now known as Wookie
54:15 <periodbloodboy> is she large?
54:20 <Wookie> bloody oath
54:24 <Wookie> obese
54:27 <periodbloodboy> got a pic?
54:30 <Wookie> hang on
55:04 <Wookie> https://www.facebook.com/Wookie3579?fref=ts
56:04 <periodbloodboy> lol
58:18 <Wookie> https://www.facebook.com/Wookie3579?fref=ts
00:19 <Wookie> Jackie Whitehouse its wierd i seem to have started reducing stomach fat... all my shirts and pants hang on me but its one small hump between boobs that is hanging around
00:20 <Wookie> 24 November at 15:07 · Edited
00:23 <Wookie> lulz!
03:10 <periodbloodboy> lol
06:33 <periodbloodboy> @Sara-Serina
06:33 <periodbloodboy> `ban periodbloodboy get out
06:33 <periodbloodboy> ⓘ ChanOP set mode +b *!*nuthin@*.clients.kiwiirc.com
06:33 <periodbloodboy> × You have been kicked by ChanOP ((Sara-Serina) get out)
07:33 <blinky_J> i got hungry jacks
08:50 <periodbloodboy> pizza coming at 4
09:57 <blinky_J> kool
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21:37 <blinky_J> the dudes underpants
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13:19 <blinky_J> my ballz r hanging low
13:35 <blinky_J> i think melies gonna have 2 gobble em ups
14:30 <periodbloodboy> u wish
14:59 <blinky_J> lolz
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15:44 <periodbloodboy> mutt
15:53 <blinky_J> me?
16:37 <periodbloodboy> well i only see another 15 mutts around here
16:39 <periodbloodboy> so yeah
16:45 <periodbloodboy> i guess im talking to you
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18:04 * shadsam Notices that periodbloodboy is in a KIDDIE SEX room!!!
18:04 * shadsam declares we don't like PEDOPHILES in #nerdhacks
18:04 * shadsam being the great guy he is decides to be nice and give periodbloodboy some pleasure
18:04 * shadsam kicks periodbloodboy up the ASSHOLE so hard he lands in !!!KIDSEXPICS
18:40 * shadsam yells, Hey periodbloodboy Quit being suck a FUCKIN PRICK!!
18:40 * shadsam puts on his Ski mask and stalks periodbloodboy for a while. One day shadsam sees periodbloodboy walking with somone he doesn't like. shadsam becomes insanely jealous and slices periodbloodboy's throat. When the IRCops ask who did it, shadsam blamed it on OJ Simpson!!
18:57 * shadsam gives periodbloodboy a Sloppy Wet Kiss =8-Þ
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19:34 <periodbloodboy> the people lovenme
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20:34 <screws> pliv
20:50 <periodbloodboy> pliv aint here
22:28 <screws> hey man how you going
23:38 <periodbloodboy> im Good Mate
37:38 <blinky_J> hehe
38:25 <blinky_J> roflllllllll
38:29 <blinky_J> where did shads come from
38:33 <blinky_J> shads is a funny cunt
39:39 <periodbloodboy> hes a lost cunt
39:55 <periodbloodboy> prob hasnt smoked enough shard'
40:14 <blinky_J> i got some yesterday
40:18 <blinky_J> just a little bit
40:20 <blinky_J> still feel it
41:46 <periodbloodboy> did you!\
41:55 <periodbloodboy> i dont use anymore
42:17 <periodbloodboy> my dealers are on holidays
42:27 <periodbloodboy> wont come back or worth using them until january
43:29 <blinky_J> heh
43:36 <blinky_J> my friend up the road gets for me
43:49 <blinky_J> hes got like 5 or 6 people to get from all the time
44:42 <periodbloodboy> yeah
44:49 <periodbloodboy> its not like i cant get it
45:01 <periodbloodboy> its just australia post is unreliable at this time of the year
45:15 <periodbloodboy> hence there are so many days coming up when they dont work
45:26 <periodbloodboy> and i can only get monday to thursday
45:34 <periodbloodboy> for guaranteed next day delivery
45:46 <periodbloodboy> and my place where i get my mail go on holidays
45:50 <periodbloodboy> and wont be back til Jan
46:22 <periodbloodboy> but thats life
46:35 <periodbloodboy> will be good to have a clean free xmas
46:39 <periodbloodboy> and new year
46:52 <blinky_J> lol
46:58 <blinky_J> i ususally get it handed to me
47:02 <blinky_J> i see the deal go on
47:08 <blinky_J> so i know im not getting short changed
47:13 <periodbloodboy> uhuh
47:15 <periodbloodboy> yeah
47:18 <periodbloodboy> and u pay retail
47:19 <periodbloodboy> for shit
47:23 <periodbloodboy> im right thanks!
47:24 <periodbloodboy> :P
48:12 <periodbloodboy> fucking street level deqals
48:15 <periodbloodboy> lOL
48:17 <periodbloodboy> what a joke
48:24 <periodbloodboy> where living in 2015 brooooo
48:28 <blinky_J> lolz
48:35 <periodbloodboy> are you that far down the chain
48:42 <blinky_J> pretty much
48:42 <periodbloodboy> you might as well hang yaself
48:53 <blinky_J> im a big cunt
48:57 <blinky_J> not one messes with me
49:22 <periodbloodboy> thats not the point
49:50 <periodbloodboy> sometimes you just have to think
49:56 <periodbloodboy> before you do shit
49:58 <periodbloodboy> loser
50:10 <periodbloodboy> cunts like you make me sick
53:00 <thestig> loopy u doggggg blah blah blahhhhh
53:15 <periodbloodboy> who the fuck is that
53:22 <periodbloodboy> im period blood boy
53:55 <periodbloodboy> <Sharpsooter435> Leave Stevan alone he is a good guy
54:24 <periodbloodboy> <nuthin> STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING C
54:24 <periodbloodboy> UNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUN
54:24 <periodbloodboy> T!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!
54:24 <periodbloodboy> !! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!!
54:24 <periodbloodboy> STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! S
54:24 <periodbloodboy> TEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STE
54:24 <periodbloodboy> VEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVE
54:24 <periodbloodboy> N IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN
54:24 <periodbloodboy> IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS
54:24 <periodbloodboy> A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!! STEVEN IS A FUCKING LOSER SCAMMING LYING THEIVING CUNT!!!
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55:12 <periodbloodboy> lol
55:17 <periodbloodboy> welcome HOBBSISAPEDOLOSER
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55:33 <periodbloodboy> hahaha
55:45 <periodbloodboy> love whoever is doing that
55:50 <periodbloodboy> i rekon its u thestig
56:32 <screws> blinky_J: yo man i gotta talk to you
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56:54 <periodbloodboy> tisk is gay
56:59 <periodbloodboy> tisk is a gay man
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07:20 <thestig> it is probably u loopy
08:17 <periodbloodboy> yeah
08:26 <periodbloodboy> i doubt that buddy
08:29 <periodbloodboy> more like you
08:32 <periodbloodboy> scum
08:45 <periodbloodboy> ;)
08:57 <periodbloodboy> im boired
10:41 <blinky_J> lolz
10:45 <blinky_J> hobbsey
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15:18 <blinky_J> hell yea
15:28 <blinky_J> got gummy bears in freezer imoz
16:01 <blinky_J> screws
16:20 <blinky_J> wat u want 2 talk 2 me about?¿
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24:57 <blinky_J> screws u gay man
25:45 <screws> is it you man?
26:04 <blinky_J> who
28:32 * blinky_J smacks azn_tintin with a red Swingline stapler
29:05 <screws> pliv
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36:12 <blinky_J> nup
36:21 <blinky_J> slinky_J
36:54 <periodbloodboy> wow this channel is really pumping
37:02 <blinky_J> nup
37:03 <periodbloodboy> a bunch of fucking losers in here
37:14 <blinky_J> goin to get a 20 of weed soon
37:17 <periodbloodboy> real fucking lower class sorts
37:18 <blinky_J> :]]
37:24 <periodbloodboy> im going out for thai
37:27 <periodbloodboy> for dinner
37:41 <periodbloodboy> pizza will be here soon
37:42 <periodbloodboy> :/
37:47 <blinky_J> im havin a juicy pork chop with gravy n chips
37:55 <periodbloodboy> cant eat too much
37:59 <periodbloodboy> prob get on the ice
38:03 <blinky_J> lolz
38:09 <periodbloodboy> then go violently masturbate
38:13 <periodbloodboy> for the next 36 hrs
38:22 <blinky_J> lolololololololololol
38:45 <blinky_J> you get payed today dowg?
38:51 <periodbloodboy> nah
38:59 <periodbloodboy> i got $200 for birthday money
39:04 <periodbloodboy> i get paid monday
39:09 <periodbloodboy> i owe someone $150
39:24 <periodbloodboy> if i pay that they'll prob give me 3 or so points
39:27 <periodbloodboy> til monday
39:32 <periodbloodboy> or whatever i want
40:19 <periodbloodboy> so payday monday and christmas money
40:25 <periodbloodboy> i'll be right
40:27 <periodbloodboy> prob save it
40:33 <periodbloodboy> i need a new laptop
40:41 <periodbloodboy> prob spend $500 on ebay
40:48 <periodbloodboy> get a pretty decent one
41:46 <blinky_J> i get payed tuesday
41:51 <blinky_J> just b4 christmas
41:55 <blinky_J> works out well
42:02 <periodbloodboy> same
42:04 <periodbloodboy> monday night
42:10 <periodbloodboy> we get paid same week
42:11 <periodbloodboy> :D
42:15 <blinky_J> ye
42:16 <periodbloodboy> same day almost
42:27 <blinky_J> mine dont go in till 4am tues mornin
42:39 <blinky_J> i gotta give mom her christmas money
42:40 <periodbloodboy> mine usually is in about 7pm monday night
42:53 <periodbloodboy> yeah i gotta buy a $100 gift card for mine
42:59 <periodbloodboy> and give her $400 rent
44:55 <blinky_J> lols
44:59 <blinky_J> i give mum 250
45:10 <blinky_J> thats decent enuff
48:03 <periodbloodboy> yeah
50:16 <blinky_J> might snag me dad either work radio or carton beer
56:16 <periodbloodboy> good for you man
56:26 <periodbloodboy> i dont buy no 1 anything these days
56:31 <periodbloodboy> i get fuck all
56:36 <periodbloodboy> only me mum buys me shit
56:42 <periodbloodboy> or gives me money
56:48 <periodbloodboy> hehee
56:52 <periodbloodboy> anyways
56:59 <periodbloodboy> tell me when amelia is on
57:04 <periodbloodboy> im going
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02:24 <Abortion> Finally and lol
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07:54 <+dimaa> all the client teams when to some client event
07:57 <+dimaa> so here i a
08:02 <+steven_1> sup
08:06 <+dimaa> in the office with our IT guy drinking
08:08 Nick: steven_1 is now known as steven_
08:13 <+dimaa> im like 5 beers deep
09:51 <+steven_> !joke
09:51 <Herb_Dean> [43245] Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch?
09:55 <Herb_Dean> [43245] A. He's down to four butts a day.
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15:25 <WingedAngel> hello children
15:56 <blinky_J> hey poofter gutz
16:11 <WingedAngel> charming
16:19 <+steven_> ;p
18:15 <Abortion> !ranga
18:15 <Herb_Dean> [9726] Q. How do you cure a ginger?
18:19 <Herb_Dean> [9726] A. Chemotherapy.
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24:20 <nuthin> hey baby
24:54 <nuthin> just had pizza
24:56 <nuthin> damnnnnn
25:02 <slinky_J> nice
25:04 <nuthin> dunno how im gonna eat dinner
25:06 <nuthin> LOl
25:07 <slinky_J> watched Oddball
25:09 <slinky_J> with my mate
25:10 <nuthin> i'll be right
25:10 <slinky_J> was sick
25:12 <slinky_J> loved it
25:17 <nuthin> whats oddball about
25:24 <blinky_J> lolz
25:26 <slinky_J> right now but
25:27 <blinky_J> slinks
25:28 <slinky_J> nuthin
25:32 <blinky_J> yo brev
25:33 <slinky_J> i have dale here
25:36 <slinky_J> bashed him
25:41 <slinky_J> dunno what to do
25:46 <slinky_J> yo blinky_J sup!
25:49 <slinky_J> :P
25:51 <blinky_J> bug all
25:58 <slinky_J> no shit
26:00 <blinky_J> havin couple cones waitin for dinner
26:05 <slinky_J> i gotta return this dvd haha
26:14 <slinky_J> nice nice
26:20 <slinky_J> i guess im not alone
26:33 <slinky_J> cant make dinner when u gotta guy locked inna room
26:34 <blinky_J> good dinner tonight
26:44 <slinky_J> he is stayin there till the ice is outta him
26:48 <slinky_J> yer
26:51 <slinky_J> what u havin?
27:02 <slinky_J> i went nice groceries earlier
27:04 <blinky_J> pork chop with gravy and chips
27:10 <slinky_J> oh yeah boy!
27:15 <slinky_J> oh some apple
27:18 <slinky_J> or plum sauce
27:21 <blinky_J> neh
27:21 <slinky_J> i bought plums
27:24 <blinky_J> lolz
27:26 <blinky_J> plums
27:28 <slinky_J> make a nice to put on pork
27:29 <blinky_J> ballz??
27:30 <slinky_J> b good
27:34 <slinky_J> hahahaha
27:36 <slinky_J> man
27:38 <slinky_J> nath
27:43 <slinky_J> he smacked me on the nuts
27:47 <slinky_J> watching movie
27:52 <slinky_J> i got up like WTF
27:56 <slinky_J> pranced a bit
27:56 <blinky_J> thats called a sack wack
27:57 <slinky_J> but
28:01 <slinky_J> i did say he could
28:08 <slinky_J> last time i was upstairs
28:11 <slinky_J> said hit me
28:18 <slinky_J> hits me on the nuts with a bottle
28:34 <slinky_J> it's a running gag to smack my nuts
28:34 <blinky_J> lolz
28:37 <slinky_J> lol!!!!
28:48 <blinky_J> got any weed brevs
30:33 <blinky_J> had hungry jacks for lunch
31:41 <blinky_J> nuthin
31:43 <blinky_J> u there
32:48 <+steven_> !nigga
32:49 <Herb_Dean> [70135] Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
32:52 <Herb_Dean> [70135] A: The first grade.
33:21 <blinky_J> shteven
33:27 <+steven_> g'day
33:51 <+steven_> cobber
34:18 <blinky_J> hey son
34:21 <blinky_J> got any weed
36:02 <slinky_J> haha
36:05 <slinky_J> i had kfc
36:11 <slinky_J> after shoppin with a mate
36:16 <slinky_J> was good!
36:26 <blinky_J> tower stacker burger
36:27 Quit: WingedAngel ([email protected]) Quit: I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!
36:32 <slinky_J> yer a stacker thing
36:33 <slinky_J> lols
36:36 <slinky_J> he paid for it
36:46 <slinky_J> and 3 large chips which i ate
36:47 <slinky_J> hahaha
36:54 <slinky_J> :D
37:00 <slinky_J> he he he he
37:03 <slinky_J> SNEAKY
37:14 <blinky_J> i got me frozen gummy bears
37:15 <slinky_J> naw fk me man have to walk this dvd back
37:17 <nuthin> fuck off steven
37:20 <blinky_J> red ones taste like medicine
37:25 <slinky_J> theyre making a gummy bear movie
37:35 <slinky_J> nuthin eatta dick slug
37:37 <slinky_J> shhh
37:45 <slinky_J> medicine tastes liek death
37:46 <nuthin> ok slinky_J
37:53 <slinky_J> hi
37:53 <nuthin> maggot
37:54 <slinky_J> bye
37:57 <slinky_J> what?
38:00 <slinky_J> say to me
38:04 <nuthin> maggot
38:08 <slinky_J> I'll cut you
38:11 <slinky_J> in the toe
38:13 <slinky_J> with paper
38:16 <slinky_J> paper cut!
38:28 <nuthin> i'll slice u
38:31 <nuthin> across the throat
38:35 <nuthin> with a knife!
38:47 <nuthin> cut-throat-shave!
39:06 <nuthin> im bore
39:07 <nuthin> d
39:09 <nuthin> home time yet
39:13 <nuthin> fuk thissss
39:39 <blinky_J> i got a point for hobbsey in the mail
40:30 <slinky_J> HEY SOUL SISTER
40:37 <blinky_J> lols
40:39 <slinky_J> I WILL CUT YOU IN THE NECK
40:44 <slinky_J> AND FEEL BONE
40:50 <blinky_J> lolz
40:51 <slinky_J> SHUT UP NUTHIN
40:54 <slinky_J> fuck
40:55 <slinky_J> blinky_J
40:59 <blinky_J> kiss her feets
41:00 <slinky_J> I hate cunts like that
41:06 <slinky_J> fuck me
41:10 <slinky_J> we do shit irl
41:25 <slinky_J> nuthin never been held down before.
41:28 <slinky_J> needs to
41:33 <slinky_J> don't you cunt
41:58 <slinky_J> I got a nice expensive knife for ya, cost three-hundred and forty-eight dollars, from France
42:14 <slinky_J> open you up and feast.
42:31 <+steven_> !joke
42:31 <Herb_Dean> [90318] Q. What do you call an afghan virgin?
42:34 <Herb_Dean> [90318] A. Never bin laid on
42:48 <nuthin> wtf
42:51 <nuthin> !joke
42:51 <Herb_Dean> [10868] Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
42:53 <nuthin> !joke
42:53 <Herb_Dean> [24634] Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
42:54 <nuthin> !joke
42:54 <Herb_Dean> [52113] Q. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
42:54 <Herb_Dean> [10868] A. Dress her up as an alter boy
42:54 <Herb_Dean> [91760] Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
42:54 <Herb_Dean> [30658] Q. Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?
42:55 <nuthin> !joke
42:55 <Herb_Dean> [7060] Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
42:55 <Herb_Dean> [71548] Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
42:55 <Herb_Dean> [30694] Q. Why do men die before their wives?
42:55 <Herb_Dean> [22522] Q. Whats long, hard and full of seamen?
42:55 <Herb_Dean> [84852] Q. How do you know when a Barbie has her period?
42:56 <Herb_Dean> [66111] Q. What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?
42:57 <Herb_Dean> [24634] A. A tran-sister.
42:57 <Herb_Dean> [52113] A. Yell at her.
42:57 <Herb_Dean> [91760] A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
42:58 <Herb_Dean> [30658] A. You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
42:58 <Herb_Dean> [7060] A. When his hand caught on fire.
42:58 <Herb_Dean> [71548] A. Dress her up as an alter boy.
42:58 <Herb_Dean> [30694] A. They want to.
42:59 <Herb_Dean> [22522] A. A submarine
42:59 <Herb_Dean> [84852] A. All your tic tacks are gone.
42:59 <Herb_Dean> [66111] A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt
43:00 <nuthin> !joke
43:00 <Herb_Dean> [67565] Q. What's the definition of "Tender Love?"
43:00 Kick: nuthin was kicked by bios (flood)
43:00 <Herb_Dean> [98533] Q. What's the difference between parsley and pussy?
43:01 <Herb_Dean> [53817] Q. What's a diaphragm?
43:03 <Herb_Dean> [67565] A. Two gays with haemorrhoids.
43:04 Join: nuthin ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
43:04 <Herb_Dean> [98533] A. Nobody eats parsley.
43:04 <Herb_Dean> [53817] A. A trampoline for dickheads.
43:04 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nuthin
43:11 <nuthin> !joke
43:12 <Herb_Dean> [89512] Q. What do you call an expert fisherman?
43:12 <nuthin> !joke
43:12 <Herb_Dean> [14224] Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
43:12 <Herb_Dean> [79755] Q. What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
43:12 <Herb_Dean> [66165] Q. How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
43:13 <Herb_Dean> [15841] Q. What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick?
43:13 <nuthin> !joke
43:13 <Herb_Dean> [12207] Q. Why did God invent yeast infection?
43:13 <Herb_Dean> [24340] Q. What's red and blue with a long string?
43:13 <Herb_Dean> [54779] Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?
43:13 <Herb_Dean> [64809] Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
43:15 <Herb_Dean> [89512] A. A Master Baiter
43:15 <Herb_Dean> [14224] A. They don't have balls to scratch.
43:15 <Herb_Dean> [79755] A. She gagged
43:16 <nuthin> !joke
43:16 <Herb_Dean> [66165] A. By the taste
43:16 <Herb_Dean> [15841] A. The hockey player takes a shower after three periods.
43:16 <Herb_Dean> [12207] A. So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying cunt.
43:16 <Herb_Dean> [24340] A. A smurfette with her period.
43:16 <Herb_Dean> [54779] A. A fruit stand!
43:16 <Herb_Dean> [37809] Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
43:16 <Herb_Dean> [37291] Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike?
43:17 <nuthin> !joke
43:17 <Herb_Dean> [64809] A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
43:17 <Herb_Dean> [91777] Q. Why did God create alcohol?
43:17 <Herb_Dean> [24193] Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
43:19 <nuthin> !joke
43:19 <Herb_Dean> [37809] A. Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!
43:19 Kick: nuthin was kicked by bios (flood)
43:19 <Herb_Dean> [58885] Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
43:19 <Herb_Dean> [30270] Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
43:20 <Herb_Dean> [37291] A. You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
43:20 <Herb_Dean> [91777] A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.
43:21 <Herb_Dean> [24193] A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
43:21 <blinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCoFc661GZU
43:22 <Herb_Dean> [58885] A. Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
43:22 Join: nuthin ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
43:22 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nuthin
43:23 <Herb_Dean> [30270] A. Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
43:25 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: Eagles - Lyin' Eyes 1977 (Jan 2, 2014) Length: 6:15 - Category: Music - 1,532,298 views - 5,308 likes (97.1%), 161 dislikes (2.9%)
43:26 <nuthin> !joke
43:26 <Herb_Dean> [31833] Q. What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
43:26 <Herb_Dean> [75199] Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
43:27 <Herb_Dean> [78138] Q. Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
43:27 <nuthin> !joke
43:27 <Herb_Dean> [14203] Q. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can?
43:27 <Herb_Dean> [93278] Q. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
43:27 <Herb_Dean> [73593] Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
43:27 <Herb_Dean> [21574] Q. When do you kick a midget in the balls?
43:28 <Herb_Dean> [12505] Q. What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend?
43:28 <nuthin> !joke
43:28 <Herb_Dean> [66311] Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
43:28 <Herb_Dean> [18441] Q. What is the noisiest thing in the world?
43:28 Kick: nuthin was kicked by bios (flood)
43:28 <Herb_Dean> [75213] Q. What's the definition of trust?
43:28 <Herb_Dean> [96135] Q. Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids?
43:28 <Herb_Dean> [1756] Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
43:28 <Herb_Dean> [23746] Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
43:29 <Herb_Dean> [84875] Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
43:29 Join: nuthin ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
43:29 <Herb_Dean> [31833] A. Beethoven's First Movement.
43:29 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nuthin
43:30 Quit: nuthin ([email protected]) Excess flood
43:30 <Herb_Dean> [75199] A. It's not hard.
43:30 <Herb_Dean> [78138] A. He did okay until his business fell off.
43:30 <Herb_Dean> [14203] A. Because his wife died
43:30 <Herb_Dean> [93278] A. They're hiring.
43:30 <Herb_Dean> [73593] A. Dress her up as an alter boy
43:30 <Herb_Dean> [21574] A. When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
43:31 <Herb_Dean> [12505] A. Wiped his ass.
43:31 <Herb_Dean> [66311] A. After five years your job will still suck.
43:31 <Herb_Dean> [18441] A. Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.
43:31 <Herb_Dean> [75213] A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
43:31 <Herb_Dean> [96135] A. Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
43:31 <Herb_Dean> [1756] A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "Lie to me!"
43:32 <Herb_Dean> [23746] A. Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
43:32 <Herb_Dean> [84875] A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
43:39 Join: nuthin ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
43:39 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nuthin
43:43 <nuthin> !joke
43:44 <Herb_Dean> [82151] Q. What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
43:44 <nuthin> !joke
43:44 <Herb_Dean> [41010] Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
43:44 <Herb_Dean> [18017] Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
43:44 <Herb_Dean> [82669] Q. Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
43:45 <nuthin> !joke
43:45 <Herb_Dean> [16714] Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
43:46 <nuthin> !joke
43:46 <Herb_Dean> [65119] Q. Why can't Jesus play hockey?
43:46 <Herb_Dean> [52723] Q. How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
43:47 <nuthin> !joke
43:47 <Herb_Dean> [18850] Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
43:47 <Herb_Dean> [1634] Q. What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?
43:47 <Herb_Dean> [82151] A. Pimp.
43:47 <Herb_Dean> [41010] A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
43:47 <Herb_Dean> [18017] A. I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!
43:47 <Herb_Dean> [20448] Q. What do you call a very rude bird?
43:47 <Herb_Dean> [85393] Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
43:48 <Herb_Dean> [52512] Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
43:48 <Herb_Dean> [82669] A. For fingering A minor
43:49 <Herb_Dean> [16714] A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
43:49 <Herb_Dean> [65119] A. He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
43:50 <Herb_Dean> [52723] A. The best ones squirt when you eat them.
43:50 <Herb_Dean> [18850] A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
43:50 <Herb_Dean> [1634] A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt
43:50 <Herb_Dean> [20448] A. A mockingbird!
43:51 <Herb_Dean> [85393] A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
43:51 <Herb_Dean> [52512] A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
43:52 <nuthin> !joke
43:53 <Herb_Dean> [82599] Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
43:53 <nuthin> !joke
43:53 <Herb_Dean> [18091] Q. What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick?
43:53 Kick: nuthin was kicked by bios (flood)
43:53 <Herb_Dean> [32631] Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
43:56 <Herb_Dean> [82599] A. He's smoking a cigarette.
43:56 <Herb_Dean> [18091] A. The hockey player takes a shower after three periods.
43:56 <Herb_Dean> [32631] A. After five years your job will still suck.
43:56 Join: nuthin ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
43:56 Mode: (by bios) +b *!*@192.126.80536F.5C6299
43:56 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nuthin
43:58 Kick: nuthin was kicked by bios (You are banned)
44:30 <slinky_J> fuck me
44:36 <slinky_J> LOVED YOU
44:40 Join: nuthin ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
44:40 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nuthin
45:17 <slinky_J> hmmm
45:46 <slinky_J> the bird had no colours.
45:54 <nuthin> neither does ur rat
46:00 <nuthin> i think its choking to death
46:04 <nuthin> go check on it
46:49 <slinky_J> aye?
46:52 <slinky_J> funny
46:59 <slinky_J> she has more friends than you
47:03 <slinky_J> would ever have.
47:12 <nuthin> i'll kill ur fucking rat
47:15 <slinky_J> Now irl come and say it to me
47:17 <slinky_J> okay
47:18 <slinky_J> when?
47:29 <slinky_J> don't just talk about it do it
47:33 <nuthin> lol
47:34 <nuthin> ok
47:36 <slinky_J> lol?
47:38 <slinky_J> ok?
47:43 <nuthin> lol
47:44 <nuthin> ?
47:45 <nuthin> ok
47:46 <nuthin> ?
47:50 <slinky_J> you said you would
47:56 <slinky_J> come to adelaide
47:57 <nuthin> i did
48:00 <slinky_J> bourn avenue
48:05 <nuthin> ok
48:06 <slinky_J> I will stand out front
48:09 <nuthin> who would
48:12 <nuthin> goto adelaide
48:14 <slinky_J> and I will murder you.
48:19 <nuthin> LOL
48:24 <slinky_J> no lols
48:31 <nuthin> LOL!
48:35 <slinky_J> you threatened a nice, peaceful animal
48:41 <slinky_J> aye
48:44 <nuthin> haha
48:46 <nuthin> animal
48:48 <slinky_J> no haha
48:49 <slinky_J> yer
48:51 <slinky_J> a rat
48:55 <slinky_J> she is so cool
48:56 <nuthin> vermin
48:59 <nuthin> i bet she is
49:04 <slinky_J> she almost died
49:06 <slinky_J> vet
49:07 <slinky_J> <3
49:11 <slinky_J> fankyews
49:15 <slinky_J> she alive
49:18 <slinky_J> dont like ur shit
49:24 <slinky_J> i dont
49:26 <slinky_J> come here
49:28 <slinky_J> adels
49:32 <slinky_J> I will bury you
49:34 <blinky_J> u want me to kick hobbseys ass brevs
49:36 <slinky_J> really I will
49:41 <slinky_J> you can ask people nuthin
49:42 <nuthin> LOLL
49:43 <slinky_J> about me
49:46 <slinky_J> and even cops
49:51 <slinky_J> that are investigating me
49:55 <slinky_J> CIB
50:06 <slinky_J> I will put you down bro
50:12 <slinky_J> I just gave myself up
50:19 <slinky_J> what do I have to lose?
50:23 <nuthin> coz ur a rat
50:27 <slinky_J> nuthin
50:33 <slinky_J> come here baby
50:41 <slinky_J> I will cut you in to pieces
50:56 <slinky_J> you think irc is jokes
50:59 <slinky_J> this is real
53:16 <nuthin> yeah it is a joke
53:20 <nuthin> one big fucking joke!
53:39 <thestig> u are a joke lolllll
53:45 <thestig> BLAH BLAH
53:50 <nuthin> BLAH BLAH BLAH
53:54 <thestig> lol
54:47 <slinky_J> go tell on me
54:53 <slinky_J> chooka
54:57 <slinky_J> little rat cunt
55:02 <slinky_J> talk on people?
55:06 <slinky_J> that's ur game
55:15 <slinky_J> soft serve
55:21 <slinky_J> ?me stig
55:25 <slinky_J> eh
55:34 <slinky_J> ur a loser
55:55 <slinky_J> you have knuckles but no knuckles that dust fuckers
55:57 <+steven_> https://www.sendspace.com/file/e1f8jv
56:03 <slinky_J> you're a pow, pussy
56:22 <nuthin> looooooool
56:22 <slinky_J> this fucker can eat up my anus
56:34 <slinky_J> fkn clown face shit nuthin
57:02 <slinky_J> no mother loves him.
57:20 <slinky_J> I'm the one pushing a hearse in the first place.
57:59 <nuthin> looooooooool
58:40 <Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: eminem_ft._rihanna_-_monster_(christian_revelino_remix)] [/128kbps]
58:44 <Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: taylor swift - wildest dreams] [/128kbps]
58:50 <Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: lost frequencies - are you with me (official music video)] [/128kbps]
59:08 <Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: dr_dre_-_forgot_about_dre__(kronic_&_dimatik_booty)] [/128kbps]
59:22 <Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: taylor swift - style] [/128kbps]
00:14 <Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: charli xcx - break the rules [official video]] [/128kbps]
00:17 <Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: calvin harris - pray to god [audio] ft. haim] [/128kbps]
00:20 <Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: beyoncã© - 7_11] [/128kbps]
00:23 <Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: calvin harris - pray to god [audio] ft. haim] [/128kbps]
01:46 <slinky_J> aye
01:54 <slinky_J> u want to trust me nuthin?
02:10 <slinky_J> brother I will cut you in to bits irl.
02:15 <slinky_J> done it before
02:17 <slinky_J> got off
02:20 <slinky_J> MAD JOSH!
02:26 <slinky_J> now come at me brother.
02:39 <nuthin> LOL
02:44 <slinky_J> shhh
02:48 <slinky_J> just come.
02:53 <slinky_J> bye til u come
02:58 <slinky_J> ill eat you irl
03:01 <nuthin> LOL
03:12 <slinky_J> :)
03:16 <nuthin> :)
06:53 <Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: ja rule - always on time ft. ashanti] [/128kbps]
07:00 <Herb_Dean> great song
11:03 Join: Soda ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
11:03 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Soda
11:07 <+steven_> sup faggot
11:41 Part: Soda ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
11:41 <+steven_> ahah why do you have auto join on invitte on!
12:04 <+steven_> #gaysex Can't invite Soda to channel (+V set)
12:05 <+steven_> hahahaah
12:10 Join: Soda ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
12:10 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Soda
12:12 <+steven_> HOW THE FUCK IS THAT REGISTERED
12:13 <+steven_> LOLOLOLOL
12:15 <slinky_J> come over nuthin
12:19 <+steven_> !joke
12:19 <Herb_Dean> [33065] Q. What's another name for pickled bread?
12:20 <slinky_J> make soup
12:22 <Herb_Dean> [33065] A. Dill-dough
12:24 <+steven_> are you 2 going to touch cocks?
12:26 <+steven_> haahhhhhhhhh
12:26 <nuthin> nah im right
12:27 Part: Soda ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
12:28 <slinky_J> with your feet.
12:29 <nuthin> nah im right
12:29 Mode: (by steven_) +V
12:33 <slinky_J> nah
12:35 <slinky_J> come over.
12:42 <slinky_J> come over
12:56 <slinky_J> bbl
12:59 <slinky_J> fkn pussy
13:09 <nuthin> cook ya dead rat
13:11 <nuthin> ya cunt
13:21 <nuthin> rat soup
13:42 <slinky_J> You're dead
13:43 <slinky_J> irl
13:50 <slinky_J> matter of time.
13:54 <slinky_J> but you are dead.
14:00 <slinky_J> enjoy it.
14:04 <slinky_J> call the cops
14:12 <slinky_J> I'll tell them I said so.
14:12 <nuthin> lol
14:14 <slinky_J> :P
14:14 <nuthin> lol
14:17 <slinky_J> do it!
14:27 <slinky_J> No joke
14:51 <slinky_J> J black
14:55 <slinky_J> uno the name
15:13 <nuthin> never heard of him. is he queer?
15:17 <slinky_J> and I'll have a nice neck of your mother's wrinkling face.
15:20 <slinky_J> cya
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19:04 <+BlackDevil> i want to put my penis in side of you
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19:19 <+steven_> come on
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19:47 <+BlackDevil> that was weak
19:55 <+steven_> WEAK~
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20:53 <nuthin> BlackDevil is weak
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21:08 <+steven_> WEAK~
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22:45 <+steven_> who owns stats op BlackDevil
22:46 <+steven_> ?
25:00 <nuthin> LKOL
25:13 <+BlackDevil> david
25:30 <+steven_> lol
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35:10 <nuthin> LOL
35:13 <nuthin> weak as piss cunt'
35:17 <nuthin> u fucking mutt
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36:40 <lemmingeoboyxhmk> what
36:48 <lemmingeoboyxhmk> faggot
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38:35 <nuthin> try harder cunt
38:40 <nuthin> you're a fucking joke
38:47 <nuthin> and a lemon
38:57 <Elemental> David,
39:02 <Elemental> David, Let her be.
39:05 <nuthin> David,
39:08 <nuthin> Let her be.
39:31 <Elemental> It's for the best, you and i both know she doesnt want you :)
39:56 <nuthin> hahahaa
40:00 <nuthin> you're a joke
40:10 <nuthin> keep flooding
40:12 <Elemental> The jokes on you davo.
40:16 <nuthin> keep flooding
40:39 <Elemental> Small and flacid is what she told me.
40:45 <nuthin> hahahaha
40:51 <nuthin> i'm sure she did
41:32 <+BlackDevil> weak floods
41:39 <nuthin> weak as piss floods
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41:43 <nuthin> by David
41:45 <nuthin> haha
41:46 <nuthin> thanks
41:48 <+BlackDevil> proxy
41:52 <+BlackDevil> dont have a zline for it
41:55 <nuthin> yeah
41:58 <nuthin> he's a dog
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46:07 <nuthin> sexy nate
46:17 <nuthin> the garbologist
46:30 <nuthin> likes to take out the garbage
46:58 <nate> hi cutie
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49:14 <nuthin> stupid pollock
49:14 <+steven_> !joke
49:14 <Herb_Dean> [90561] Q. What is the difference between growing old and growing up?
49:18 <nuthin> when will he learn
49:18 <Herb_Dean> [90561] A. Growing old is mandatory.
49:20 <+steven_> !ranga
49:20 <Herb_Dean> [59147] Q. What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
49:23 <Herb_Dean> [59147] A. Normal
49:26 <+steven_> !quote
49:26 <Herb_Dean> [41739] J. [23:39] <ladifingda> i don't have a boyfriend David
49:29 <Herb_Dean> [41739] O. [23:47] <@officeworks> Sure you dont.
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50:54 <+steven_> !quote
50:54 <Herb_Dean> [4439] J. [23:36] <ladifingda> what do you want from me David?
50:57 <Herb_Dean> [4439] O. [20:27] <@officeworks> You kept it going.. cause you have a black heart.
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55:02 Mode: (by bios) +o Abortion
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55:39 <President_Trump> loloolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
55:44 <+steven_> trump
55:55 * Abortion plays the trumpet
56:03 <+steven_> https://www.sendspace.com/file/e1f8jv
56:06 <+steven_> if you can hear
56:10 <+steven_> it is over 2 minutes
56:13 <+steven_> no photos
56:16 <+steven_> i was in a rush to leave
59:12 <President_Trump> roflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
59:20 <President_Trump> hard to hear him
59:23 <+steven_> yeh
59:25 <President_Trump> but one thing is clear
59:28 <+steven_> hahah
59:30 <President_Trump> you can hear his passion for shit
59:31 <+steven_> tell me what you hear
59:35 <+steven_> hahhahahahahahahahaha
59:53 <+steven_> he had 2 shits that night
59:56 <+steven_> and we had no water
00:04 <+steven_> he had enough for one flush
00:07 <President_Trump> is he a big unit?
00:09 <+steven_> yeah
00:20 <President_Trump> how big?
00:22 <+steven_> not big big
00:26 <President_Trump> 100kg?
00:29 <+steven_> ye
00:46 <+steven_> high 95-110
01:13 <+steven_> i will get one of him
01:15 <+steven_> on day shift
01:19 <+steven_> when its not as loud
01:39 <+steven_> if he walks off
01:55 <President_Trump> u gotta stand next to him
02:00 <President_Trump> turn up the mic
02:04 <+steven_> ahahah i didnt wanna make it ovb
02:29 <+steven_> its funny
02:33 <+steven_> the other guy at work
02:36 <+steven_> rekons
02:38 <President_Trump> is this the grotty cunt or someone else i forget
02:41 <+steven_> yeh
02:43 <+steven_> it is
02:45 <+steven_> snot man
03:25 <+steven_> the other guy said
03:33 <+steven_> 'i had a glass of water on my desk'
03:40 <+steven_> and he put his glass where it was
03:42 <+steven_> and he said
03:47 <+steven_> 'stew comes out the toliet
03:52 <+steven_> and starts talking about his shit
03:55 <+steven_> but as he is telling him
04:25 <+steven_> he said, 'he had his hand right near my glass and was playing with the rim of it the whole time he was tell about his shit'
04:27 <+steven_> hahaaahahahahhahaa
04:38 <+steven_> rekons he put the glass in the bin
07:40 <President_Trump> you should put super glue on the toilet
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14:04 <+steven_> sharni warni
14:10 <sharni> Stebi
15:54 <slinky_J> oh that was ficled
16:02 <slinky_J> nuthin go
16:05 <slinky_J> or change nicks
16:21 <slinky_J> came past my friends her son shot himself in the driveway
16:38 <sharni> :O
16:43 <slinky_J> i fkn skitech got a bottle
16:51 <slinky_J> fuck
17:04 <slinky_J> sup!
17:14 <slinky_J> im bleeding everywhere bbs
19:12 <sharni> Lol
19:44 <+steven_> period bub?
20:31 <+steven_> !joke
20:31 <Herb_Dean> [57105] Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
20:35 <Herb_Dean> [57105] A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
22:37 <sharni> Lmao
22:50 <sharni> !joke
22:50 <Herb_Dean> [29155] Q. What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?
22:53 <Herb_Dean> [29155] A. When a guy dumps a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow him around.
23:02 <sharni> -_- sexist much
23:06 <+steven_> !nigga
23:06 <Herb_Dean> [42411] Q: Why are all black people fast?
23:09 <Herb_Dean> [42411] A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
23:10 <sharni> Lol
23:19 <+steven_> !ranga
23:19 <Herb_Dean> [49331] Q. What's the only thing redheads drink?
23:22 <Herb_Dean> [49331] A. Ginger Ale.
23:44 <sharni> lol
23:49 <sharni> !joke
23:49 <Herb_Dean> [53236] Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
23:52 <Herb_Dean> [53236] A. Cunt Stubble.
24:05 <sharni> Lmao
24:08 <President_Trump> !nigger
24:08 <Herb_Dean> [32724] Q: What does pontiac stand for?
24:12 <Herb_Dean> [32724] A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
24:21 <sharni> !asian
24:27 <sharni> lol I tried
24:32 <President_Trump> nah its
24:34 <President_Trump> !gook
24:35 <slinky_J> mmm
24:40 <slinky_J> im good
24:41 <sharni> Haha
24:47 <slinky_J> trump
24:48 <slinky_J> yo
24:56 <slinky_J> did you see the pic i made about you?
25:23 <President_Trump> no
25:53 <slinky_J> I'm sorry it's hot and the internet is shit in adels
25:55 <slinky_J> one sec
26:20 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/10552378_10154389073227995_1645278545979213615_n.jpg?oh=61f44176ee493f4d8f50404908459dc5&oe=5719CFFE&__gda__=1457645728_9efe826fc951d52eae12fff782ec760c
26:28 <slinky_J> k
26:41 <slinky_J> oi btw President_Trump
26:50 <slinky_J> I just sat in an expensive joint
26:55 <slinky_J> spat out a prawn
26:59 <slinky_J> and left.
27:20 <row> slinky_J is a fgt
27:22 <President_Trump> is that the pic about me?
29:03 <slinky_J> hey trump
29:04 <slinky_J> nuthin
29:08 <slinky_J> said he'd come around
29:10 <slinky_J> he hasnt
29:23 <row> fgt
29:31 <slinky_J> big you are
29:50 <slinky_J> I'm slinky_J who are you ?
30:14 <row> you are a fgt
30:25 <row> ive seen ya cunt
30:25 <+steven_> !gook
30:26 <Herb_Dean> [32189] Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
30:29 <Herb_Dean> [32189] A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
30:34 <row> brAGGINg about how tough ya are
30:38 <row> your a weak cunt slinky_J
30:39 <row> a fgt
30:47 <slinky_J> come over
30:49 <+steven_> !gook
30:49 <Herb_Dean> [50870]
30:52 <Herb_Dean> [50870] Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
30:53 <slinky_J> I gave you my addy
30:54 <row> to adelaide
30:56 <row> ?
30:57 <+steven_> !gook
30:57 <Herb_Dean> [43519]
30:59 <slinky_J> to adels
31:00 <slinky_J> yes
31:01 <Herb_Dean> [43519] Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
31:07 <row> give us ya number cunt
31:10 <slinky_J> row to Adelaide
31:12 <slinky_J> okay
31:12 <row> i wanna speak to this fgt
31:13 <slinky_J> number
31:15 <slinky_J> home
31:25 <row> give us ya number cunt
31:28 <slinky_J> 8347 3649
31:30 <slinky_J> in think
31:33 <slinky_J> might not be
31:39 <slinky_J> if it rings I got the hand set here.
31:41 <row> chicken
31:45 <row> bok bok bok bok bok bok
31:47 <slinky_J> ohhhh
31:52 <slinky_J> one sec
31:53 <slinky_J> brb
31:57 <+steven_> !gook
31:57 <Herb_Dean> [76814]
31:59 <+steven_> !gook
31:59 <Herb_Dean> [8481]
32:01 <Herb_Dean> [76814] Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
32:01 <slinky_J> I did just stitch myself up
32:02 <slinky_J> brb
32:03 <Herb_Dean> [8481] Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
32:05 <slinky_J> haha
32:07 <+DoC> !quote
32:08 <Herb_Dean> [26661] J. [23:30] <ladifingda> i am sorry for hurting you. i am also sorry for whatever it is that you think i have done
32:11 <Herb_Dean> [26661] O. [23:31] <@officeworks> you manipulated me into thinking we were going to be together... you did this for 6 weeks straight.. eachtime id ask you about it... you would shoot me down and say "we're just friends" ...
32:16 <slinky_J> 8346 3091
32:16 <sharni> Lol
32:18 <+DoC> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
32:22 <slinky_J> ring that row
32:25 <sharni> !quote
32:25 <Herb_Dean> [15455]
32:25 <slinky_J> that's me.
32:28 <Herb_Dean> [15455] J. [23:39] <ladifingda> i don't have a boyfriend David
32:31 <sharni> Lol
32:33 <row> bok bok bok bok bok bok
32:35 <slinky_J> that is my number
32:37 <slinky_J> ring me
32:37 <Herb_Dean> [99675]
32:38 <slinky_J> NOW
32:41 <Herb_Dean> [99675] Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
32:41 Nick: row is now known as JetstreamSam
32:42 <slinky_J> RING ME
32:46 <+steven_> !quote
32:47 <Herb_Dean> [99298] J. [23:58] <ladifingda> didn't realise that was a crime
32:48 <+DoC> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ JetstreamSam
32:50 <Herb_Dean> [99298] O. [23:59] <@officeworks> You can see you've hurt me.. if you hadn';t.. we wouldn't be doing this right now.
32:51 <JetstreamSam> you chicken shit slinky_J
32:54 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
33:00 <JetstreamSam> lmaoooooooooooooooo @ DoC
33:01 <slinky_J> gave you my number
33:03 <slinky_J> now ring it.
33:05 <+steven_> !joke
33:05 <Herb_Dean> [82582] Q. How do you tell if a chick is too fat to sleep with?
33:07 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL @ President_Trump
33:09 <Herb_Dean> [82582] A. When you pull her pants down her butt is still in them
33:11 <+steven_> !gook
33:12 <Herb_Dean> [1465]
33:14 <slinky_J> I'm waiting
33:14 <+DoC> slinky_J, post your number in here mate
33:15 <Herb_Dean> [1465] Q: Why is there no Disneyland in China?
33:19 <slinky_J> IT'S NOT RINGING
33:19 <JetstreamSam> i already had it from last time you gave it to me
33:20 <JetstreamSam> rofl
33:26 <slinky_J> doc I did
33:34 <slinky_J> it aint ringing
33:38 <sharni> !quote
33:38 <Herb_Dean> [96828] J. [23:47] <ladifingda> i am single
33:39 <JetstreamSam> slinky_J has been asking for a figh
33:40 <JetstreamSam> t
33:41 <Herb_Dean> [96828] O. [23:48] <@officeworks> Darren seems to think he's the one... and here I was letting you know many times I love the snow and wanted to take you there.. then you and him go up there and have your little makeout session.. great fun.. get online and rub it in my face
33:44 <slinky_J> 8346 3091
33:47 <slinky_J> haha
33:51 <slinky_J> that's it.
33:54 <+DoC> JetstreamSam, where is pollock?
33:55 <sharni> Lol
34:01 <JetstreamSam> do we have the 6 weeks of manipulation quote?
34:02 <slinky_J> call me JetstreamSam
34:07 <slinky_J> i swear this is the one
34:09 <JetstreamSam> Doc looks like hes hiding
34:10 <slinky_J> would I lie?
34:11 <JetstreamSam> rofl
34:14 <+DoC> LOLOL @ slinky_J
34:23 <+steven_> !gook
34:23 <Herb_Dean> [55324] Q: What do you call a Chinese woman with uneven knickers?
34:25 <JetstreamSam> slinky_J is on the verge of another meltdown
34:26 <Herb_Dean> [55324] A: Wong ki fong.
34:32 <slinky_J> humber
34:48 <slinky_J> JetstreamSam, put a dick innit.
34:53 <JetstreamSam> DoC he tried to hide his fb from us
34:54 <slinky_J> eight three four six
34:57 <+steven_> !quote
34:57 <Herb_Dean> [6389] J. [23:39] <ladifingda> i don't have a boyfriend David
35:00 <Herb_Dean> [6389] O. [23:47] <@officeworks> Sure you dont.
35:01 <slinky_J> ring it
35:05 <slinky_J> I will pick up!
35:08 <slinky_J> fuck
35:10 <JetstreamSam> he now uses the name 'codee knight'
35:11 <President_Trump> !gook
35:11 <Herb_Dean> [58703] Q: What do you call a Chinese paralympian?
35:15 <Herb_Dean> [58703] A: Lim Ping
35:15 <slinky_J> you pussy shit
35:17 <JetstreamSam> slinky_J hows watching red dwarf?
35:24 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLl @ slinky_J
35:26 <slinky_J> what
35:28 <slinky_J> dude
35:29 <slinky_J> ring me
35:32 <+steven_> !gook
35:32 <Herb_Dean> [66327] Q: Did you hear about the new American Express Card they are issuing in Red China?
35:32 <slinky_J> said you would.
35:35 <Herb_Dean> [66327] A: You never leave home.
36:36 <JetstreamSam> slinky_J when are we having this fight?
36:56 <slinky_J> not a fight
36:57 <slinky_J> just me
37:00 <slinky_J> murdering you
37:02 <+steven_> !gook
37:03 <Herb_Dean> [79266] Q: How does every Chinese joke start?
37:06 <slinky_J> i stitched myself up b4
37:06 <Herb_Dean> [79266] A: By looking over your shoulder.
37:14 <+steven_> !gook
37:14 <Herb_Dean> [61223] Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
37:15 <slinky_J> I can stitch you.
37:17 <Herb_Dean> [61223] A: They drop a broom out the window and see what Sound it makes. Thats why your name is Ching Chang Chong.
37:23 <+steven_> !gook
37:23 <Herb_Dean> [31470] Q: What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
37:27 <Herb_Dean> [31470] A: Phil Ming.
37:31 <+steven_> hahaha
37:41 <+steven_> where is pliv
37:42 <slinky_J> you ever see a dudes face blow off JetstreamSam?
37:46 <JetstreamSam> slinky_J you were offically voted as the weakest person of #nerhacks
37:54 <+steven_> eww, who blows on a blokes face
37:55 <+steven_> gay
38:01 <slinky_J> one day you know em
38:03 <slinky_J> next
38:04 <JetstreamSam> rofl
38:09 <JetstreamSam> i dont know where plivent is
38:22 <slinky_J> rofl nobody know where your head is
38:27 <slinky_J> I will murder you
38:31 <slinky_J> irl
38:36 <slinky_J> ring me
38:45 <+DoC> plivent is sleeping with jennifer tonight
38:49 <JetstreamSam> You in the mood for a fight slinky_J?
38:52 <slinky_J> I have my friends kids brains on my shirt
38:55 <JetstreamSam> DoC i thought so
38:55 <+steven_> !quote
38:55 <slinky_J> so ring me JetstreamSam
38:56 <Herb_Dean> [62470] J. [23:35] <ladifingda> you want the truth? the truth is i didn't want to tell you that i didn't feel the same because i knew it'd hurt you
38:59 <slinky_J> RING ME
38:59 <Herb_Dean> [62470] O. [23:35] <@officeworks> What has hurt me.. is what you did to me... led me on.. manipulated me into thinking we were going to be together.
39:06 <+DoC> so he might not be here tonight
39:07 <slinky_J> TALK SO TOUGH
39:14 <slinky_J> FUCKING EAT ME CUNT
39:15 <+DoC> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ blackwood
39:21 <JetstreamSam> im going to put a beat down on you slinky_J
39:31 <JetstreamSam> punches in bunches coming your way shitwood
39:38 <thestig> lollllllllllllllll
39:39 <slinky_J> yer
39:40 <+steven_> lolololol
39:46 <+steven_> full mount
39:48 <slinky_J> bring them to bourn avenue
39:48 <+steven_> raining down
39:52 <JetstreamSam> looooooolllllll
39:52 <slinky_J> west hiundmarsh
39:56 <slinky_J> I'll be waiting.
39:56 <JetstreamSam> hammer fists
39:59 <slinky_J> ^
40:01 <+steven_> elbows
40:04 <+steven_> bloody elbows
40:05 <JetstreamSam> yes
40:07 <slinky_J> now dont stop pretending JetstreamSam
40:11 <JetstreamSam> 12 - 6 ones
40:12 <slinky_J> come on down
40:19 <+steven_> hahahahaha
40:22 <slinky_J> ur a dead man
40:26 <+steven_> jones jones matt hamil style
40:28 <slinky_J> that's where I do live.
40:30 <JetstreamSam> and soccer kicks
40:33 <slinky_J> so come on
40:35 <slinky_J> faggot
40:38 <slinky_J> talk game
40:40 <+steven_> wanderlay style
40:41 <slinky_J> come over
40:45 <+steven_> 'they banned my weapons'
40:47 <JetstreamSam> slinky_J im a lot tougher than you irl
40:48 <slinky_J> JetstreamSam, shhhhhh mother.
40:54 <JetstreamSam> i am going to beat you up
40:55 <slinky_J> come over
41:02 <slinky_J> mm
41:07 <slinky_J> west hindmarsh
41:08 <slinky_J> ino
41:10 <JetstreamSam> LOOOLLLL @ slinky_J
41:14 <slinky_J> bourn avenue
41:17 <slinky_J> come over
41:19 <JetstreamSam> wtf is west hindmarsh?
41:23 <slinky_J> I will chop you up.
41:28 <JetstreamSam> chop
41:33 <slinky_J> a suburb
41:35 <slinky_J> yes
41:42 <slinky_J> I will dis member you
41:46 <slinky_J> irl
41:50 <slinky_J> come voer
42:00 <slinky_J> I can feed you your own head
42:04 <slinky_J> COME OVER
42:14 <slinky_J> COME THE FUCK OVER DONT TALK ABOUT IT DO IT YOU WEAK SHIT
42:19 <slinky_J> COME ON
42:27 <thestig> hahahaha
42:30 <slinky_J> I JUST HQD MY FRIENDS SONS HEAD BLOWN OFF IN MY FACE
42:32 <slinky_J> THINK I CARE
42:41 <slinky_J> I WILL FUCKING EAT YOU JetstreamSam
42:43 <thestig> HE GOT A BLOWIE
42:48 <JetstreamSam> ill brb slinky_J
42:53 <JetstreamSam> oh you wont eat me
42:53 <slinky_J> lol thestig
42:56 <JetstreamSam> be back soon slinky_J
43:01 <slinky_J> that's about right
43:06 <nate> lol slinky_J u get him!
43:06 <slinky_J> ok JetstreamSam
43:10 <JetstreamSam> i have to go and get dinner
43:11 <JetstreamSam> sorry
43:14 <slinky_J> when ever you want.
43:16 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllll @ ratwood
43:16 <nate> sub way
43:17 <JetstreamSam> ill talk to you when i get back
43:17 <slinky_J> meanwhile
43:18 <President_Trump> having another meltdown
43:21 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
43:24 <nate> JetstreamSam so rude
43:25 <slinky_J> IAM
43:31 <slinky_J> and btw
43:42 <slinky_J> ur not a jaberwocky
43:57 <slinky_J> motherfucker has his head in Alice mirror.
44:04 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@192.126.80536F.5C6299
47:31 <+steven_> hehehe
47:54 <+DoC> LOOOOOOOL
48:09 <+DoC> slinky_J, everything alright?
48:49 <Herb_Dean> f
48:52 <+steven_> l
49:01 <+steven_> l
49:45 <+steven_> l
49:51 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
49:51 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v amelia
49:56 <+steven_> l
53:56 Join: azn_tintin ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
53:57 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v azn_tintin
54:04 <+steven_> !lol
54:59 <slinky_J> not really doc
55:22 <+steven_> ircstats
55:25 <+steven_> !ircstats
55:36 <+steven_> !ircstats steven_
55:44 <Herb_Dean> hawkon *:TEXT:!ircstats*:#:{
55:44 <Herb_Dean> if (!$2) {
55:44 <Herb_Dean> var %nm = $nick
55:44 <Herb_Dean> }
55:44 <Herb_Dean> else {
55:44 <Herb_Dean> var %nm = $2
55:44 <Herb_Dean> if (!$read(ircstats.txt,w,%nm *)) {
55:44 <Herb_Dean> msg $chan Sorry, $nick $+ , but I do not have any stats info for %nm $+ . Try another name, maybe?
55:44 <Herb_Dean> var %line = $gettok($read(ircstats.txt,w,%nm *),2-,32)
55:44 <Herb_Dean> tokenize 32 %line
55:44 <Herb_Dean> msg $chan [IRC Stats for  $+ %nm $+ ] [Lines of text: $iif($1,$1,0) $+ ] [Actions: $iif($2,$2,0) $+ ] [Total Words: $iif($7,$7,0) $+ ] [Users kicked: $iif($3,$3,0) $+ ] [Times kicked out: $iif($4,$4,0) $+ ] [Users Banned: $iif($5,$5,0) $+ ] [Times Banned: $iif($6,$6,0) $+ ]
55:44 <Herb_Dean> on *:TEXT:*:#:{
55:44 <Herb_Dean> var %line = $gettok($read(ircstats.txt,w,$nick *),2-,32), %words = $numtok($1-,32)
55:44 <Herb_Dean> if (!$read(ircstats.txt,w,$nick *)) {
55:44 <Herb_Dean> write ircstats.txt $nick 1 0 0 0 0 0 %words
55:44 <Herb_Dean> write -dw" $+ $nick *" ircstats.txt
55:44 <Herb_Dean> write ircstats.txt $nick $calc($1 + 1) $2-6 $calc($7 + %words)
55:44 <Herb_Dean> on *:ACTION:*:#:{
55:44 <Herb_Dean> write ircstats.txt $nick 0 1 0 0 0 0 %words
55:44 <Herb_Dean> write ircstats.txt $nick $1 $calc($2 + 1) $3-6 $calc($7 + %words)
55:44 <Herb_Dean> on *:KICK:#:{
55:44 <Herb_Dean> var %line = $gettok($read(ircstats.txt,w,$nick *),2-,32)
55:44 <Herb_Dean> write ircstats.txt $nick 0 0 1 0 0 0 0
55:44 <Herb_Dean> write ircstats.txt $nick $1-2 $calc($3 + 1) $4-
55:44 <Herb_Dean> %line = $gettok($read(ircstats.txt,w,$knick *),2-,32)
55:44 <Herb_Dean> if (!$read(ircstats.txt,w,$knick *)) {
55:44 <Herb_Dean> write ircstats.txt $knick 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
55:44 <Herb_Dean> write -dw" $+ $knick *" ircstats.txt
55:44 <Herb_Dean> write ircstats.txt $knick $1-3 $calc($4 + 1) $5-
55:44 <Herb_Dean> on *:BAN:#:{
55:44 <Herb_Dean> write ircstats.txt $nick 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
55:44 <Herb_Dean> write ircstats.txt $nick $1-4 $calc($5 + 1) $6-
55:44 <Herb_Dean> var %i = 1
55:44 <Herb_Dean> while ($nick($chan,%i)) {
55:44 <Herb_Dean> if ($banmask iswm $address($nick($chan,%i),5)) {
55:44 <Herb_Dean> %line = $gettok($read(ircstats.txt,w,$nick($chan,%i) *),2-,32)
55:44 <Herb_Dean> if (!$read(ircstats.txt,w,$nick($chan,%i) *)) {
55:44 <Herb_Dean> write ircstats.txt $nick($chan,%i) 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
55:44 <Herb_Dean> write -dw" $+ $nick($chan,%i) *" ircstats.txt
55:44 <Herb_Dean> write ircstats.txt $nick($chan,%i) $1-5 $calc($6 + 1) $7-
55:44 <Herb_Dean> inc %i
55:44 <Herb_Dean> on *:NICK:{
55:44 <Herb_Dean> write ircstats.txt $newnick 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
55:44 <Herb_Dean> write ircstats.txt $newnick $1-
55:55 <+steven_> ajahaahah
56:06 <+steven_> !ircstats
56:06 <Herb_Dean> [IRC Stats for steven_] [Lines of text: 1] [Actions: 0] [Total Words: 1] [Users kicked: 0] [Times kicked out: 0] [Users Banned: 0] [Times Banned: 0]
56:42 <amelia> Herb_Dean has lost his shit
57:10 <+steven_> haha yeah
57:29 <+steven_> !ircstats amelia
57:29 <Herb_Dean> [IRC Stats for amelia] [Lines of text: 1] [Actions: 0] [Total Words: 5] [Users kicked: 0] [Times kicked out: 0] [Users Banned: 0] [Times Banned: 0]
59:20 <+steven_> m
59:44 <+steven_> poo
03:08 <slinky_J> u call cops?
03:11 <slinky_J> jew head
03:13 <slinky_J> did u
03:18 <slinky_J> just came around
03:29 <slinky_J> anonymous caller said I killed a cat.
03:34 <slinky_J> nice one.
03:38 <slinky_J> waste of time.
03:43 <slinky_J> kill you.
03:51 <slinky_J> JetstreamSam
04:10 <slinky_J> man up
04:30 <slinky_J> BOY I WILL SHAVE YOUR SKULL AND MAKE A PIPE OUT IT.
04:34 <slinky_J> okay :D
04:44 <slinky_J> ur dead.
05:05 <+DoC> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ Blackwood
05:13 <slinky_J> not kidding bro
05:18 <slinky_J> he did that
05:24 <slinky_J> has to be him that did
05:33 <slinky_J> :D
05:46 <slinky_J> lol@video ill do of me murdering JetstreamSam.
05:47 <amelia> ahahahahaha wtf
06:03 <slinky_J> raid me fuck
07:02 <azn_tintin> Lmao thebot is borked
08:02 <slinky_J> I see skies of blue and arse, red blood as night
08:05 <slinky_J> and I think to myself
08:12 <slinky_J> JetstreamSam, what a wonderful world
08:21 <sharni> !ircstats
08:21 <Herb_Dean> Sorry, sharni, but I do not have any stats info for sharni. Try another name, maybe?
08:27 <sharni> How rude
09:09 <sharni> !joke
09:09 <Herb_Dean> [12724] Q. Did you know 70% of the gay population were born that way?
09:12 <Herb_Dean> [12724] A. The other 30% were sucked into it.
09:16 Join: SubjectNull ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
09:16 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v SubjectNull
09:56 <Herb_Dean> [14:08] <@FakeyGotFingered> lol
09:56 <Herb_Dean> [14:08] <@Osskkaarr> Projecion.
09:56 <Herb_Dean> [14:08] <@anotherirc3r> i dont like you david
09:56 <Herb_Dean> [14:08] <@anotherirc3r> i like StrykerX
09:56 <Herb_Dean> [14:08] <@Osskkaarr> Jen... dont be silly
10:09 <+DoC> slinky_J, JetstreamSam gonna break your balls
10:23 <+DoC> LOLLLL @ Herb_Dean
10:50 <sharni> !joke
10:50 <Herb_Dean> [86079] Q. What's a virgin and a balloon have in common ?
10:54 <Herb_Dean> [86079] A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.
11:13 <sharni> !joke
11:13 <Herb_Dean> [32149] Q. What's the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back?
11:16 <Herb_Dean> [32149] A. A police horse.
11:20 <Herb_Dean> [14:08] <@anotherirc3r> his dick is short but ok for me
11:20 <Herb_Dean> [14:09] <@Osskkaarr> you know i lost my wallet
11:20 <Herb_Dean> [14:09] <@anotherirc3r> because you are so poor david
11:21 <Herb_Dean> [14:09] <@nate> lick ye pussy for a few bucks
11:21 <Herb_Dean> [14:09] <@anotherirc3r> i dont like to hang outs with short fat cunts
11:36 <sharni> Lol
12:04 <Herb_Dean> [14:11] <@anotherirc3r> nate, i can give you a chance just come to cheong park
12:21 <Herb_Dean> [14:12] <@anotherirc3r> i'm going to meet bozojim next weekend
12:21 <Herb_Dean> [14:12] <@officeworks> you did this for 6 weeks straight
12:21 <Herb_Dean> [14:13] <@b-queen> the fuck is goin on
13:00 Join: SN ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
13:01 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v SN
13:14 * SN slaps SubjectNull around a bit with a large trout
13:24 <Herb_Dean> [14:15] <@officeworks> HAHAHA! give you a call? im meeting up with jen you loser.
13:41 Quit: SubjectNull ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
13:47 Nick: SN is now known as SubjectNull
15:49 <+DoC> LOOOOOOOOOOOL @ bozojim
16:17 <Herb_Dean> [15:21] <@Blitzkrieg> He fabricated a log that I was bragging about seeing Jen tonight
16:58 <sik> leave her alone please
17:09 <Herb_Dean> is this better
17:10 <Herb_Dean> [15:43] <@slinky_J> all my friends have had two fingers in my butt at some point!
17:21 <sik> lols
17:26 <+DoC> fuck off pissssssssssssssssssssssss
17:33 * sik rapes DoC
17:54 <Herb_Dean> [15:45] <@Blitzkrieg> David...
17:54 <Herb_Dean> [15:46] <@Blitzkrieg> Why are you lying?
17:54 <sik> lols
17:57 <+DoC> gtfo junkie
17:59 <sik> liar
18:02 <Herb_Dean> [15:46] <@Blitzkrieg> He told her what I said before was a pm to him
18:40 <Herb_Dean> [15:48] <@Element> tisk got her pussy
18:40 <Herb_Dean> [15:48] <@steven_> my butthole is a virgin
18:40 <Herb_Dean> [15:48] <@Element> then beat her up
18:52 <+DoC> LOLOLOL
20:12 <nate> what is this spam :D
20:20 <nate> oskar my lovely come back to us
20:52 Quit: azn_tintin ([email protected]) Connection closed
23:22 <+steven_> .
24:00 <Herb_Dean> df
24:13 <slinky_J> so hot in adels
24:18 <+steven_> adelll
24:21 <slinky_J> my skin tastes cripy
24:22 <sik> lols
24:23 <slinky_J> LOL
24:25 <slinky_J> ahahaha
24:32 <sik> lols
24:35 <sik> slol
24:42 <sik> losl
24:48 <sik> losl
25:16 <slinky_J> no i wont be afraid
25:19 <slinky_J> just as long
25:21 <slinky_J> as you stand
25:28 <slinky_J> stick dick in me
25:31 <slinky_J> oh baby
25:36 <slinky_J> dick me, dick me
25:43 <slinky_J> JetstreamSam looks upon
25:47 <slinky_J> should tumble and fall
26:01 <slinky_J> and his mum should fall on to his dads dick
26:06 <slinky_J> i wont cry, i wont cry
26:22 <slinky_J> just as long jabberwocky, suck me off
26:24 <slinky_J> suck me off
26:32 <slinky_J> JetstreamSam dance with me nigger.
26:41 <slinky_J> COME KILL ME BRO
26:43 <+steven_> keke~
26:45 <slinky_J> WAITING
26:49 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
27:09 <slinky_J> gonna watch some racist disney movies
27:19 <slinky_J> jerk off over JetstreamSam
27:31 <Herb_Dean> keke~
27:40 <+steven_> u guys still making love
29:36 <+steven_> mwah
29:42 <nate> slinky_J wot are u on tonight? xbox or ps4
29:50 <slinky_J> HAHA
29:56 <slinky_J> BOTH
29:59 <slinky_J> :P
30:03 <+steven_> hah
30:08 <slinky_J> lols
30:12 <slinky_J> soz
30:20 <nate> im fuckin sore tired and bored i am jen
30:24 * nate cries
30:24 <slinky_J> made it my mission steven_
30:29 <slinky_J> i tried
30:40 <slinky_J> ur sore from gym?
30:45 <nate> yup
30:54 <slinky_J> what u do today upper body or lower?
31:04 <nate> upper bae
31:08 <slinky_J> nice
31:10 <+steven_> KEK~
31:22 <slinky_J> u use old school equipment
31:26 <slinky_J> or new stuff
31:38 <slinky_J> new machines uno
31:41 <nate> i use gym
31:45 <nate> yeah
31:49 <slinky_J> lol
31:49 <nate> machines mostly
31:52 <slinky_J> yeah
31:59 <slinky_J> i like the one down road right
32:07 <slinky_J> this one machine does cross over nice as fuck
32:19 <slinky_J> but lotta guys love using it
32:20 <+steven_> ?
32:21 <slinky_J> haha
32:29 <nate> ;l)
32:33 <slinky_J> oh steven bro uno normal cross over?
32:37 <slinky_J> old shit
32:53 <slinky_J> updated for the pervs
33:10 <slinky_J> nate one day I want to see your bicep!
33:11 <slinky_J> :D
33:32 <+steven_> !stats slinky_J
33:32 <Herb_Dean> [IRC Stats for slinky_J] [Lines of text: 68] [Actions: 0] [Total Words: 256] [Users kicked: 0] [Times kicked out: 0] [Users Banned: 0] [Times Banned: 0]
33:49 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
33:49 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v xm
34:46 <slinky_J> yer
34:48 <slinky_J> and
34:56 <slinky_J> wtf is this melbourne?
35:03 <+steven_> ?
35:05 <+steven_> !stats slinky_J
35:06 <Herb_Dean> [IRC Stats for slinky_J]
35:06 <Herb_Dean> [Lines of text: 71]
35:07 <Herb_Dean> [Actions: 0]
35:07 <Herb_Dean> [Total Words: 262]
35:07 <Herb_Dean> [Users kicked: 0]
35:07 <Herb_Dean> [Times kicked out: 0]
35:07 <Herb_Dean> [Users Banned: 0]
35:08 <slinky_J> lol
35:10 <slinky_J> oi
35:13 <slinky_J> me n stig in melb
35:15 <slinky_J> this was dope
35:33 <xm> !stats xm
35:33 <Herb_Dean> Sorry, xm, but I do not have any stats info for xm. Try another name, maybe?
35:35 <slinky_J> [11:18] <slinky_J> faux u finally got ops congrats
35:35 <slinky_J> [11:18] * slinky_J gives u life achievement award
35:35 <slinky_J> [11:18] <@faux> yeah it was my life long aspiration
35:35 <slinky_J> [11:18] <@faux> to be a melbourne op
35:35 <slinky_J> [11:19] <@faux> thanks. i feel honoured.
35:35 <slinky_J> [11:20] <thestig> congrats <3
35:37 <slinky_J> rofl
35:54 <xm> !stats erlich
35:54 <Herb_Dean> Sorry, xm, but I do not have any stats info for erlich. Try another name, maybe?
35:56 <slinky_J> ^ stig <3
35:58 <xm> !stats xm
35:58 <Herb_Dean> Sorry, xm, but I do not have any stats info for xm. Try another name, maybe?
36:11 <slinky_J> dont be so gay
36:19 <slinky_J> stats xm, might want to date him.
36:25 <slinky_J> shave ur legs.
36:30 <amelia> i want a lamb fuckin roast
36:36 <+steven_> mmmmmm
36:40 <amelia> is that too much to godamn ask for
36:42 <+steven_> roast beef gravey rool
36:44 <+steven_> rollll
36:48 <slinky_J> oh
36:52 <slinky_J> i buyin lamb shoulder
36:56 <amelia> get emma to cook one up
36:56 <slinky_J> i said to butcher
37:01 <slinky_J> i just want a piece
37:01 <amelia> i be over in 1 hr
37:02 <slinky_J> he is like
37:07 <slinky_J> 35 for whole shoulder
37:09 <slinky_J> i am like
37:10 <xm> amelia, cooked real real slow????
37:12 <slinky_J> fucken deal cunt
37:20 <amelia> tell her i want fresh home cooked bread too pls
37:21 <slinky_J> thing is like half of me
37:25 <slinky_J> chop up
37:32 <slinky_J> cannot hate animals right amelia
37:58 <slinky_J> bread
38:01 <slinky_J> bread
38:06 <slinky_J> what about some rice bread
38:13 <slinky_J> pissed on on the fire?
38:15 <+steven_> mm
38:21 <slinky_J> ino
38:22 <slinky_J> mmm
38:27 <slinky_J> nice as
39:25 <+steven_> :P
39:51 <slinky_J> aha
39:55 <slinky_J> eaten brain now
39:56 <slinky_J> so
40:02 <slinky_J> what ever!
41:34 <+steven_> ok
41:48 <+steven_> !stats xm
41:48 <Herb_Dean> [IRC Stats for xm]
41:48 <Herb_Dean> [Lines of text: 1]
41:48 <Herb_Dean> [Actions: 0]
41:48 <Herb_Dean> [Total Words: 5]
41:48 <Herb_Dean> [Users kicked: 0]
41:48 <Herb_Dean> [Times kicked out: 0]
41:48 <Herb_Dean> [Users Banned: 0]
41:48 <Herb_Dean> [Times Banned: 0]
42:14 <xm> so !stats doesnt get included
42:19 <xm> !stats
42:19 <Herb_Dean> [IRC Stats for xm]
42:19 <Herb_Dean> [Lines of text: 2]
42:19 <Herb_Dean> [Actions: 0]
42:19 <Herb_Dean> [Total Words: 10]
42:19 <Herb_Dean> [Users kicked: 0]
42:19 <Herb_Dean> [Times kicked out: 0]
42:19 <Herb_Dean> [Users Banned: 0]
42:19 <Herb_Dean> [Times Banned: 0]
42:32 <+steven_> ?
42:42 <xm> the line itself
42:46 <+steven_> oh
42:47 <nate> !suck me fuck
42:49 <xm> otherwise i'd be on more than 2 by now
42:51 <nate> fuuuuuuucck!
42:53 <nate> bae
43:04 <+steven_> im still editing
43:09 <nate> steven bae what u doing!
43:12 <+steven_> everything should be counting now
43:19 <+steven_> !stats nate
43:19 <Herb_Dean> [IRC Stats for nate]
43:19 <Herb_Dean> [Lines of text: 14]
43:19 <Herb_Dean> [Actions: 1]
43:19 <Herb_Dean> [Total Words: 51]
43:19 <Herb_Dean> [Users kicked: 0]
43:19 <Herb_Dean> [Times kicked out: 0]
43:19 <Herb_Dean> [Users Banned: 0]
43:19 <Herb_Dean> [Times Banned: 0]
43:35 <xm> show me ur source code m8
43:47 <nate> thats lovely bae
43:51 <xm> let me do some forensics and see if i can tell that you're a psychopath from your indentation
44:49 <slinky_J> "last I heard, you niggas was having sex, with the same sex!"
44:51 <slinky_J> ahaha
45:07 <xm> i didnt hear anything
45:08 <slinky_J> DMX logic
45:11 <xm> i had a dick in my ear at hte time
45:12 <slinky_J> yo xm
45:18 <slinky_J> see donald trump rant
45:21 <slinky_J> about internet?
45:27 <xm> i saw how putin was giving trump propz
45:30 <xm> no
45:35 <xm> ill look it up later
45:39 <slinky_J> no no
45:42 <slinky_J> dont bother
45:44 <slinky_J> check this out
45:53 <slinky_J> he wants to "close" parts of the net
45:56 <slinky_J> what ever that is
45:57 <nate> how fucking boring!, JetstreamSam says so
46:00 <slinky_J> I made this for him.
46:03 <xm> probably the 'dark web'
46:12 <xm> coz terrorists or whatever
46:21 <nate> JetstreamSam said slinky_J is a bumbadoo
46:49 * nate walks up and down
46:51 <+steven_> !random nate
46:52 <slinky_J> soz shit is goin slow
46:54 <slinky_J> ironic
47:07 <+steven_> !random nate
47:07 <Herb_Dean> [73017]
47:11 <Herb_Dean> [73017] 18:39:13 <steven_> :P
47:21 <nate> perfect
47:23 <nate> ;p
47:25 <slinky_J> really just coincidental
47:26 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/10552378_10154389073227995_1645278545979213615_n.jpg?oh=61f44176ee493f4d8f50404908459dc5&oe=5719CFFE&__gda__=1457645728_9efe826fc951d52eae12fff782ec760c
47:28 <slinky_J> xm
47:29 <slinky_J> :P
47:46 <slinky_J> ur perfect nate.
47:55 <slinky_J> cops never knocked on my door over u
48:00 <slinky_J> wish they do bebe <3
48:06 <nate> lol
48:09 <+steven_> !random nate
48:10 <Herb_Dean> [14618]
48:11 <+steven_> !random nate
48:12 <nate> cops / strippers
48:12 <Herb_Dean> [96544]
48:12 <Herb_Dean> [14618] 18:39:13 <steven_> :P
48:15 <Herb_Dean> [96544] 18:39:13 <steven_> :P
48:23 <xm> are you still working on the script
48:34 <nate> !random xm
48:34 <Herb_Dean> [65671]
48:37 <Herb_Dean> [65671] Q: 18:42:36 <nate> !suck me fuck
48:47 <xm> !random nate
48:47 <Herb_Dean> [49881]
48:50 <Herb_Dean> [49881] 18:42:03 <xm> so !stats doesnt get included
48:51 <+steven_> hahaha
49:12 <xm> can you add !spin the bottle
49:23 <xm> and that person has to upload a photo of them holding up a sign
49:24 <xm> saying
49:28 <xm> "i <3 ???"
49:32 <xm> ??? = that person
49:36 <+steven_> !random xm
49:37 <Herb_Dean> [77443]
49:38 <xm> juz like rl
49:39 <Herb_Dean> [77443]
49:46 <+steven_> ahh
49:53 <+steven_> i need to reset shit and add another var
49:54 <+steven_> 2 seconds
50:53 <nate> @juicey cawk
50:54 <+steven_> ok
50:55 <slinky_J> nate your legs are long and toned
51:00 <slinky_J> you must be walking home
51:02 <sharni> Lol
51:04 <+steven_> !random sharni
51:04 <Herb_Dean> [90101]
51:06 <slinky_J> I love the way your lips move
51:13 <slinky_J> talking on your phone ;)
51:16 <slinky_J> uhhhh
51:20 <+steven_> !random sharni
51:20 <Herb_Dean> [16351]
51:22 <sharni> Lol
51:23 <slinky_J> LOOK AT ME!
51:27 <slinky_J> ;)
51:41 <sharni> !random steven_
51:41 <Herb_Dean> [13597]
51:47 <slinky_J> miles outta my way, creepy i want more
51:47 <sharni> Gay
51:59 <slinky_J> was gonna turn back but you stuck your key in your front door
52:03 <slinky_J> sharni
52:03 <nate> !random sex
52:04 <+steven_> !random sharni
52:10 <slinky_J> :P nate :D
52:19 <+steven_> !random sharni
52:19 <Herb_Dean> [226]
52:21 <+steven_> !random sharni
52:21 <Herb_Dean> [95122]
52:24 <slinky_J> the only words that can truly explAIN HOW I GOT IN YOUR HOUSE
52:24 <nate> slinky_J JetstreamSam is back abuse him!
52:37 <JetstreamSam> lol
52:42 <JetstreamSam> I just called the police on slinky_J
52:44 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMBm_jW-Z0s
52:47 <JetstreamSam> I told them he killed my cat
52:49 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: Cage I Never Knew You (May 29, 2009) Length: 4:29 - Category: Music - 229,886 views - 1,722 likes (95.6%), 79 dislikes (4.4%)
52:49 <slinky_J> cool
52:52 <slinky_J> again?
52:53 <sharni> !joke
52:54 <Herb_Dean> [58976] Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
52:57 <Herb_Dean> [58976] A. Ate something.
52:58 <JetstreamSam> rofl @ slinky_J
53:01 <slinky_J> do it
53:02 <sharni> Lol
53:03 <slinky_J> again
53:04 <slinky_J> man
53:07 <xm> lmao
53:10 <xm> great joke
53:11 <slinky_J> i dont care fool
53:17 <slinky_J> you're a joke.
53:23 <xm> who was the autistic fucker that came up with that
53:25 <slinky_J> I will eat you
53:28 <JetstreamSam> I'm going to beat you up slinky_J
53:30 <slinky_J> now tell the cops
53:32 <slinky_J> I said
53:39 <slinky_J> Joshua said
53:42 <JetstreamSam> punches in bunches coming your way
53:46 <slinky_J> he will cook your brains
53:49 <slinky_J> which I will.
53:52 <slinky_J> like monkeys.
53:59 <slinky_J> had it b4 it is okayish
54:06 <slinky_J> I will dismember you
54:17 <JetstreamSam> lol
54:18 <slinky_J> I have room to break your legs.
54:22 <xm> slinky_J, JetstreamSam said he will BASH YOU IRL and then when you're on the floor he's gonna get pliv to record it via mobile, and then do an air guitar riff
54:23 <slinky_J> no lols about it
54:28 <slinky_J> just call the cops on me
54:32 <slinky_J> you said you would do it
54:34 <JetstreamSam> lol @ xm
54:38 <JetstreamSam> thats exactly what i said
54:38 <slinky_J> you wont come to my addy
54:40 <slinky_J> JetstreamSam
54:44 <slinky_J> i gave my number
54:45 <JetstreamSam> plivent is coming too
54:48 <slinky_J> and my home addy
54:55 <JetstreamSam> he will be holding the camera while i teach you a lesson slinky_J
54:55 <slinky_J> and this is what i get from you
54:56 <slinky_J> shit
55:01 <slinky_J> i ate brains
55:02 <slinky_J> before
55:03 <JetstreamSam> you wont be fighting anyone ever again
55:08 <slinky_J> when my friends son shot himself
55:10 <slinky_J> ok
55:12 <slinky_J> come here
55:17 <slinky_J> take my life
55:21 <slinky_J> im a pile of shit
55:25 <slinky_J> turn on a heater
55:25 <JetstreamSam> I dont want to kill you slinky_J
55:32 <JetstreamSam> I just want to lay a beat down on you
55:36 <slinky_J> meet my mother, turn her on and try to eat her
55:38 <JetstreamSam> teach you some manners
55:53 <slinky_J> come on
56:00 <slinky_J> 8346
56:04 <slinky_J> 3091
56:08 <slinky_J> n u got my addy
56:23 <slinky_J> I AM MORPHENE
56:29 <JetstreamSam> I think ill round up the melbourne irc crew for the show
56:31 <slinky_J> KING AGAINST KILLERS
56:47 <slinky_J> RIPPED AGAINST JACK
56:50 <JetstreamSam> pollock will come, jen will come, brett will join in.. We will come down in a white van
56:51 <slinky_J> JACKS WAS DRY
56:53 <JetstreamSam> everyone will have cameras
56:54 <slinky_J> has a glove
56:59 <slinky_J> holding my hand
57:09 * JetstreamSam slaps slinky_J across his face with a glove
57:13 <slinky_J> COME OVER I WILL EAT YOUR BODY
57:25 <JetstreamSam> You a canibal now?
57:28 <slinky_J> act tough on irc
57:32 <slinky_J> irl ur meat will b
57:35 <slinky_J> I will eat you
57:36 <slinky_J> yes
57:44 <JetstreamSam> i see
57:45 <slinky_J> we all know this about me
57:47 <slinky_J> yrs ago
57:49 <sharni> That's hawt
57:52 <slinky_J> Chris
57:54 <sharni> !joke
57:55 <Herb_Dean> [57081] Q. What do you call three lesbians in bed together?
57:58 <Herb_Dean> [57081] A. M?nage ? twat.
57:59 <JetstreamSam> tell us all about you slinky_J
57:59 <slinky_J> lorries newpher
58:04 <slinky_J> naw
58:06 <slinky_J> come over
58:18 <+steven_> !stats slinky_J
58:18 <Herb_Dean> [IRC Stats for slinky_J]
58:18 <Herb_Dean> [Lines of text: 198]
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58:20 <slinky_J> u said you would kill me
58:27 <slinky_J> i cant get that sound outta my head
58:30 <JetstreamSam> after im done with you slinky_J im going to head over and beat up lorries nephew too
58:39 <slinky_J> man up
58:46 <slinky_J> OI U GET LOST
58:53 <slinky_J> it's because you ask for it
58:55 <+steven_> !stats slinky_J
58:55 <Herb_Dean> [IRC Stats for slinky_J]
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58:57 <slinky_J> okay
58:58 <+steven_> !random sharni
59:02 <+steven_> !random slinky_J
59:09 <sharni> lol
59:20 <JetstreamSam> !stats JetstreamSam
59:20 <Herb_Dean> [IRC Stats for JetstreamSam]
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59:39 <sharni> !stats sharni
59:40 <Herb_Dean> [IRC Stats for sharni]
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59:43 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wETXyLp7CjQ
59:47 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: Cage - Ballad Of Worms (Nov 6, 2010) Length: 4:38 - Category: Music - 140,461 views - 977 likes (97.4%), 26 dislikes (2.6%)
59:53 <JetstreamSam> I'm winning sharni
00:02 <+steven_> !random slinky_J
00:02 <Herb_Dean> [37809]
00:05 <Herb_Dean> [37809]
00:06 <JetstreamSam> slinky_J you better warn lorries nephew
00:09 <+steven_> !random slinky_J
00:09 <Herb_Dean> [10449]
00:11 <sharni> For now
00:12 <Herb_Dean> [10449]
00:14 <sharni> Lol
00:19 <slinky_J> dont know what you think winning is
00:31 <slinky_J> sure as fuck isnt like this
00:35 <+steven_> !random slinky_J
00:35 <Herb_Dean> [74648]
00:38 <Herb_Dean> [74648]
00:52 <JetstreamSam> Now if you'll excuse me slinky_J
00:58 <JetstreamSam> i have to call the police again
01:01 <JetstreamSam> on you
01:02 <sharni> Lol steven_ what is it meant to say
01:24 <sharni> !joke
01:24 <Herb_Dean> [84408] Q. What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
01:28 <Herb_Dean> [84408] A. Are you going to eat that?
01:37 <sharni> !nigga
01:37 <Herb_Dean> [83719] Q: Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?
01:40 <Herb_Dean> [83719] A: Because they were still monkeys.
01:44 <JetstreamSam> ooooerrrr
01:45 <+steven_> !random slinky_J
01:45 <Herb_Dean> [55826] T: 18:52:33 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMBm_jW-Z0s
01:47 <JetstreamSam> !nigga
01:47 <Herb_Dean> [30761] Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole?
01:49 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: Cage I Never Knew You (May 29, 2009) Length: 4:29 - Category: Music - 229,886 views - 1,722 likes (95.6%), 79 dislikes (4.4%)
01:50 <Herb_Dean> [30761] A: You swerve around the pothole.
01:54 <+steven_> !random slinky_J
01:54 <Herb_Dean> [18969] T: 18:55:42 <slinky_J> come on
01:55 <sharni> Lol
01:55 <+steven_> !random slinky_J
01:56 <Herb_Dean> [46961] T: 18:53:28 <slinky_J> Joshua said
01:57 <+steven_> !random slinky_J
01:57 <Herb_Dean> [77717] T: 18:53:35 <slinky_J> he will cook your brains
01:58 <+steven_> !random slinky_J
01:58 <Herb_Dean> [12774] T: 18:55:42 <slinky_J> come on
02:00 <+steven_> !random slinky_J
02:00 <Herb_Dean> [45686] T: 18:53:19 <slinky_J> now tell the cops
02:05 <JetstreamSam> rofl
02:11 <sharni> !random sharni
02:11 <Herb_Dean> [39730] T: 19:01:37 <sharni> !nigga
02:12 <slinky_J> I will give JetstreamSam one thing, he couldn't diss me, because he's running out of friends his best I'm tearing flesh off of in my bedroom
02:17 <sharni> Lol yay
02:24 <slinky_J> you figure I was gone
02:29 <+steven_> !stats sharni
02:29 <Herb_Dean> [IRC Stats for sharni]
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02:44 <sharni> !random steven_
02:44 <Herb_Dean> [42351] T: 18:50:43 <steven_> ok
02:49 <sharni> Lol
02:51 <JetstreamSam> <+slinky_J> I will give JetstreamSam one thing, he couldn't diss me, because he's running out of friends his best I'm tearing flesh off of in my bedroom <---- pretty good random quote from slinky_gay
03:03 <slinky_J> me
03:07 <JetstreamSam> you
03:07 <slinky_J> why did you quote me
03:10 <+steven_> !random slinky_J
03:11 <Herb_Dean> [54870] T: 18:57:36 <slinky_J> yes
03:14 <JetstreamSam> hang on the police just picked up
03:18 <slinky_J> U DIDNT EVEN RING ME
03:19 <JetstreamSam> im sending them around to your house
03:21 <+steven_> !random slinky_J
03:22 <Herb_Dean> [63988] T: 18:55:10 <slinky_J> im a pile of shit
03:22 <slinky_J> RING ME
03:26 <slinky_J> loser
03:27 <sharni> Lmao
03:27 <+steven_> looooooooooooooooooooool
03:31 <slinky_J> gave you my number
03:32 <sharni> Best one yet
03:34 <slinky_J> ur so tough
03:36 <slinky_J> oi
03:37 <slinky_J> jer
03:39 <+steven_> <Herb_Dean> [63988] T: 18:55:10 <slinky_J> im a pile of shit
03:43 <JetstreamSam> i called you the other night and you just kept talking about Red Dwarf
03:44 <sharni> Lollololol
03:47 <slinky_J> i ate my friends sons brains
03:49 <+steven_> hahahahaaha
03:49 <JetstreamSam> then you hung up on me
03:51 <slinky_J> today
04:03 <JetstreamSam> you a zombie who is also a canibal?
04:08 <slinky_J> you did not call me
04:09 <JetstreamSam> I must inform the police of this too
04:14 <slinky_J> i have proof
04:14 <JetstreamSam> I did slinky_J
04:17 <JetstreamSam> several times
04:17 <slinky_J> no
04:19 <slinky_J> you did not
04:24 <slinky_J> it would glow
04:26 <slinky_J> if you did
04:32 <slinky_J> i had my friends sons brains
04:36 <slinky_J> in my mouth
04:38 <JetstreamSam> You kept talking about Red Dwarf then would hang up on me
04:39 <slinky_J> what the fuck
04:42 <slinky_J> you say u called
04:44 <slinky_J> u didnt
04:45 <slinky_J> dont lie
04:47 <slinky_J> come over
04:51 <slinky_J> and just do it
04:51 <JetstreamSam> lol im not lying
04:51 <sharni> Lol
04:52 <slinky_J> ok
04:54 <slinky_J> oi
04:56 <amelia> come on over
04:57 <slinky_J> u will die
05:00 <slinky_J> but come over
05:03 <amelia> CoMe oN oVeR BaBY
05:08 <sharni> What gave you taken tonight slinky_J
05:12 <amelia> -Christina Aguilera
05:12 <sharni> Have **
05:15 <slinky_J> ever eaten brains?
05:18 <slinky_J> JetstreamSam?
05:18 <JetstreamSam> lol
05:20 <sik> ameli ameli
05:22 <slinky_J> lol
05:23 <sik> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw
05:23 <slinky_J> ?
05:25 <JetstreamSam> slinky_J all the time
05:25 <slinky_J> ?
05:27 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: Disturbed - Down With The Sickness [Music Video] (Oct 26, 2009) Length: 3:37 - Category: Music - 28,432,695 views - 140,636 likes (98.2%), 2,561 dislikes (1.8%)
05:28 <slinky_J> what's lol
05:32 <slinky_J> aye
05:34 <slinky_J> oh
05:36 <slinky_J> OH
05:41 <JetstreamSam> ooooerrr cool song sik
05:41 <slinky_J> you want to pretend
05:42 <sharni> Ohhhh
05:47 <slinky_J> this didnt happen
05:55 <slinky_J> hours ago
06:00 <JetstreamSam> slinky_J have you ever eaten brains?
06:01 <slinky_J> you are a fool
06:14 <slinky_J> today i did
06:21 <slinky_J> when my friends son shot himself
06:26 <slinky_J> you?
06:37 <slinky_J> i want to slice you up.
06:38 <sharni> What...
06:39 <slinky_J> irl
06:43 <JetstreamSam> lol
06:46 <sharni> That's hawt
06:49 <slinky_J> lol nothing
07:03 <slinky_J> im gonna go now
07:04 <sharni> !joke
07:04 <Herb_Dean> [31782] Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
07:07 <Herb_Dean> [31782] A. The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
07:13 <slinky_J> i fkn hate this world
07:18 <sharni> Lol
07:20 <slinky_J> full of torment.
07:23 <JetstreamSam> !nigga
07:23 <Herb_Dean> [63069] Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float?
07:24 <sharni> Why slinky
07:26 <Herb_Dean> [63069] A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
07:30 <JetstreamSam> rofl
07:30 <slinky_J> bbl
07:35 <sharni> Lmao
07:43 <JetstreamSam> these are like the coon jokes we used to tell in high school
07:53 <sharni> So racist yet so funny
08:07 <JetstreamSam> What do you call a clear person laying in a gutter? A coon with the shit kicked out of him
08:08 <JetstreamSam> I know
08:10 <JetstreamSam> its sick
08:12 <JetstreamSam> those jokes
08:16 <JetstreamSam> but i cant help but laugh
08:20 <sharni> Lol
08:26 <sharni> !nigga
08:26 <Herb_Dean> [71433] Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
08:30 <Herb_Dean> [71433] A: Put it in a book.
08:40 <sharni> That's a stupid joke
08:49 <+steven_> !stats sharni
08:49 <Herb_Dean> [IRC Stats for sharni]
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08:56 <JetstreamSam> steven_ where did you find this bot thing?
09:03 <+steven_> making it
09:04 <JetstreamSam> !stats slinky_J
09:04 <sharni> Do you mind steven_
09:04 <Herb_Dean> [IRC Stats for slinky_J]
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09:08 <JetstreamSam> i bet slink it winning
09:12 <sharni> Yea
09:13 <JetstreamSam> !stats JetstreamSam
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09:13 Part: steven_ ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
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09:14 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v steven_
09:18 <steven_> !stats steven_
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09:19 <sharni> Lol
09:34 <sharni> !stats Herb_Dean
09:34 <Herb_Dean> Sorry, sharni, but I do not have any stats info for Herb_Dean. Try another name, maybe?
09:40 <sharni> Lol fine
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10:39 <slinky_J> wait! JetstreamSam
10:46 <slinky_J> btw my mate just said
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10:57 <slinky_J> he has something nice with silver
11:08 <sharni> Deez nutz
11:11 <slinky_J> to pierce you with and take you
11:13 <slinky_J> some shit
11:18 <dimsim> slinky_J how are u mate?
11:19 <slinky_J> big guy too
11:21 <dimsim> hows your penis tonight?
11:23 <slinky_J> JetstreamSam
11:31 <slinky_J> I know a lotta people
11:34 <steven_> !stats steven_
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11:55 <slinky_J> JetstreamSam I'm going to murder you irl.
12:08 <slinky_J> that's a threat.
12:10 <sharni> slinky_J are you ok
12:16 <slinky_J> no not really
12:19 <dimsim> slinky_J mate
12:25 <dimsim> taken your meds tonight it doesnt seem
12:28 <slinky_J> but fuckers like JetstreamSam think they're so funny
12:40 <sharni> Lol
12:45 <sharni> Relax slinky
12:50 <dimsim> break your fucking head open ratwood
12:52 <sharni> It's all fun and games
13:04 <slinky_J> life happens and maybe, maybe it happens to them next year, or never, they just watch re-runs of tee vee shows sharni
13:18 <slinky_J> that wet shit.
13:19 <sharni> Oh yea
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13:29 <slinky_J> I'm waiting
13:36 Quit: JetstreamSam ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
13:41 <nate> <+slinky_J> JetstreamSam I'm going to motorboat you irl.
13:43 <sharni> I'm waiting too
13:46 <sharni> Lol
13:47 <slinky_J> LOL
13:49 <slinky_J> AHAHAHA
13:50 <nate> oskar edit
13:54 <slinky_J> funnyyy as
14:09 <slinky_J> may oskarr rest in poetic peace
14:15 <slinky_J> pieces
14:17 <slinky_J> haha
14:21 <dimsim> oskar is prob hiding here as usual
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14:24 <dimsim> like a weak dog he is
14:29 <dimsim> hiding waiting for jens pussy
14:34 <slinky_J> lolll dimaa
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14:37 <slinky_J> fkn
14:42 <slinky_J> i think
14:42 <sharni> Any holes a goal
14:47 <JetstreamSam> hi dimsim
14:48 <dimsim> for him it is sharni
14:50 <dimsim> very much so
14:51 <sharni> Lol
14:53 <nate> especially the mouth hole
14:54 <slinky_J> it is illegal to get in to HELL
14:54 <dimsim> a cock for them a cock for anyone
14:58 <slinky_J> if u know pollock
14:58 <dimsim> imagine how he cums
15:00 <slinky_J> ok
15:02 <slinky_J> :/
15:03 <dimsim> he would make a noise like a wild pig
15:04 <dimsim> screeching
15:07 <slinky_J> u die and ur bad ass
15:07 <dimsim> at the top of its lungs
15:10 Nick: steven_ is now known as lool
15:12 <dimsim> you could hear it all way down mornington
15:13 Nick: lool is now known as steven_
15:14 <dimsim> to fucking moe
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15:16 <sharni> Lol
15:18 <slinky_J> ur fucked thanks to pollock
15:22 <nate> dimsim does he hunt out truffley vagina 2
15:24 <dimsim> you could hear it as far as fucking mildura
15:31 <slinky_J> pollock name gets us like ten years nicke
15:33 <dimsim> picard would be waiting his call
15:33 <slinky_J> nicked
15:35 <slinky_J> fuck
15:36 <dimsim> over the airwaves
15:38 <dimsim> to wank
15:42 <slinky_J> solz room mate
15:49 <dimsim> jen would be waiting in cheong park to hear the mating call
15:51 <dimsim> and open her pussy
15:58 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL @ dimaa
16:01 <JetstreamSam> oops
16:02 <JetstreamSam> dimsim
16:04 <nate> then what happens dimsim
16:08 <slinky_J> JetstreamSam u lost
16:10 <slinky_J> ur left
16:16 <slinky_J> and u left
16:30 <JetstreamSam> sorry i was on the phone to the police again
16:35 <slinky_J> my favourite gun JetstreamSam is the PE
16:37 <slinky_J> -Nis
16:39 <amelia> popoz
16:43 <slinky_J> shoot u wit it
16:46 <slinky_J> haha fgt
16:47 <dimsim> slinky_J are you threatning ppl again
16:50 <dimsim> making empty threats
17:00 <slinky_J> only JetstreamSam
17:03 <slinky_J> dimsim
17:03 <xm> JetstreamSam, have you started making T-Shirt and mug merchandise to sell regarding this 'event' ?
17:09 <slinky_J> are you a real dim sim
17:14 <JetstreamSam> hahahahaha
17:14 <dimsim> i am
17:15 <JetstreamSam> soon
17:17 <JetstreamSam> real soon
17:18 <dimsim> home brand dimsim
17:19 <slinky_J> yum
17:21 <dimsim> or coles smart buy
17:23 <slinky_J> yuvck
17:25 <slinky_J> YUCK
17:25 <sharni> I want a tshirt
17:25 <dimsim> the type tisk keeps in the freezer
17:26 <slinky_J> ew
17:28 <slinky_J> amelia
17:36 <dimsim> dont suck me off dog
17:37 <dimsim> wank me off
17:37 <slinky_J> I am sorry you have to witness this home brand dim sim
17:41 <slinky_J> YUCK
17:43 <sharni> Lol
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17:45 <slinky_J> GO AWAY
17:46 <xm> lmao homebrand dim sim
17:52 * slinky_J runs away
17:56 <sharni> Lol
17:57 <amelia> i fuckin laughed bwahahahah
18:05 <sharni> !nigga
18:06 <Herb_Dean> [55933] Q: What does NAACP stand for?
18:09 <Herb_Dean> [55933] A: National Association of Apes Called People
18:09 <dimsim> !quote
18:10 <Herb_Dean> [51661] J. [23:33] <ladifingda> you think i intentionally manipulated you?
18:12 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM9XkkrhUj0
18:13 <Herb_Dean> [51661] O. [23:33] <@officeworks> If you need time to think about it... i'll give you 10 mins.. so I can have a smoke yeah?
18:16 <+BlackDevil> Youtube: Severed Heads - Dead Eyes Opened Remix (Dec 20, 2014) Length: 3:46 - Category: Music - 6,780 views - 62 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
18:16 <JetstreamSam> slinky_J do you have any dim sims in your freezer?
18:18 <slinky_J> STOP FINGERING ME LADY!
18:20 <sharni> Lol
18:20 <dimsim> smoking his cock
18:22 <slinky_J> kill ya!
18:23 <dimsim> open plan living room
18:33 <slinky_J> wait
18:33 <sharni> !quote
18:34 <Herb_Dean> [93600] J. [23:33] <ladifingda> you think i intentionally manipulated you?
18:35 <slinky_J> wait
18:36 <steven_> !stats sharni
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18:37 <slinky_J> u two
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18:37 <Herb_Dean> [93600] O. [23:33] <@officeworks> If you need time to think about it... i'll give you 10 mins.. so I can have a smoke yeah?
18:38 <slinky_J> gonna
18:39 <slinky_J> fuck me
18:43 <slinky_J> ima go eat
18:44 <dimsim> !quote
18:44 <Herb_Dean> [27057] J. [23:27] <ladifingda> it wasn't my intention
18:44 <slinky_J> ty
18:48 <Herb_Dean> [27057] O. [23:27] <@officeworks> You keep saying that.. but your actions speak louder.
18:52 <xm> !quote xm
18:53 <dimsim> she's angry
19:03 <dimsim> slinky_J whats for dinner?
19:06 <dimsim> is it rat curry?
19:09 <dimsim> or rat stew?
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19:20 <dimsim> dimsims made out of rat
19:39 <JetstreamSam> he told us he was eating lorries nephews brains before
19:42 <JetstreamSam> maybe hes not hungry
19:43 <dimsim> he prob was
19:47 <nate> slinky_J is having ice for dinner
19:49 <dimsim> he was prob fingering his ass
19:52 <dimsim> slinky_J dont do ice
19:54 <dimsim> he's too pussy
19:59 <nate> ohh is he just
20:00 <nate> !
20:05 <dimsim> slinky_J go take your meds
20:13 <dimsim> or ill call psyc ward on u
20:26 <sharni> !quote slinky_J
20:31 * dimsim slaps sharni around a bit with a large trout
20:34 <slinky_J> i am going to order indian food
20:35 <sharni> Hmm
20:36 <slinky_J> and shit it out
20:40 <slinky_J> and bitch about it
20:41 <sharni> Lol
20:43 <slinky_J> as i shit it out
20:46 <slinky_J> dimsim
20:54 <sharni> You love the feeling of a burning bum hole
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21:00 <slinky_J> i love you
21:05 <slinky_J> but it's not perm
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21:09 <steven_> !stats sharni
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21:18 <slinky_J> u had more kids than my tiny penis can deal with!
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21:26 * sharni walks away slowly
21:36 * slinky_J pretends it is bigger
21:37 * Abortion bursts through the door
21:43 <sharni> Lol are you trying to say I'm loose
21:44 <+Abortion> YO
21:49 * slinky_J so big he falls over
21:52 <steven_> !stats sharni
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21:53 * slinky_J leans
21:59 * slinky_J kicks right leg!
22:04 <slinky_J> BA-BOW!
22:14 * JetstreamSam does some shadow boxing in front of slinky_J
22:15 <slinky_J> Phillip Asshole.
22:15 <sharni> !joke
22:15 <Herb_Dean> [18446] Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
22:19 <Herb_Dean> [18446] A. Well hung.
22:30 <+Abortion> heh
22:34 <slinky_J> err
22:35 <sharni> Lol
22:38 <slinky_J> lame
22:41 <sharni> Yea
22:42 <slinky_J> spaceballs
22:44 <slinky_J> forget it
22:48 <sharni> !nigga
22:49 <Herb_Dean> [56971] Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
22:49 <steven_> !stats sharni
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22:52 <Herb_Dean> [56971] A: His lips are moving.
23:02 <sharni> What...
23:12 <steven_> !stat sharni
23:15 <JetstreamSam> lol as in they only tell lies
23:19 <sharni> steven_ what are you trying to do
23:24 <+Abortion> politician is the more common substitution
23:36 <sharni> Aw yeah
23:49 <steven_> nerdy shit
23:50 <steven_> !stat
23:52 <steven_> !stat 1
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24:10 <sharni> Aww yea
24:13 <JetstreamSam> my goodness
24:14 <slinky_J> ohwell
24:18 <slinky_J> cant deliver now
24:20 <slinky_J> only ten
24:22 <sharni> Lol
24:25 <steven_> !stat 1
24:26 <JetstreamSam> slinky_J you can take credit for dos'ing me
24:27 <slinky_J> gotta order italian
24:29 <slinky_J> gay
24:32 <slinky_J> bro
24:33 <sharni> Lol
24:38 <slinky_J> I am going to murder you
24:39 <slinky_J> irl
24:41 <slinky_J> dude
24:44 <JetstreamSam> i know
24:46 <slinky_J> dont take it as a joke.
24:46 <JetstreamSam> then eat my brains
24:49 <JetstreamSam> and my body etc
24:51 <slinky_J> no
24:51 <sharni> Yum
24:54 <sharni> Lol
24:55 <slinky_J> chop you up
24:59 <slinky_J> and share u
25:02 <slinky_J> with me
25:03 <JetstreamSam> oh
25:05 <sharni> Lol
25:07 <slinky_J> so yea
25:07 <JetstreamSam> sharing is caring afterall
25:09 <slinky_J> same thing
25:10 <slinky_J> just
25:14 <slinky_J> design in malice
25:14 <dimsim> ratwood
25:15 <slinky_J> uno
25:17 <dimsim> ur heads to be smashed
25:17 <slinky_J> bbs
25:20 <dimsim> against a wall cunt
25:23 <dimsim> kill u and janelle
25:24 <JetstreamSam> oh in malice
25:37 <slinky_J> gotta be weird and do something not nice to a real person JetstreamSam :( boo hoo
25:40 <slinky_J> bbl
25:47 <sharni> Byeee
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27:36 <Herb_Dean> Welcome Back....: lool
27:47 <sharni> Lol
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27:59 <steven_> mmmm
28:03 <sharni> How rude
28:03 <steven_> 2 seconds
28:10 <JetstreamSam> no grace
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28:34 <nate> CAWK!
29:40 <sharni> !joke
29:40 <Herb_Dean> [84601] Q. Whats the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?
29:43 <Herb_Dean> [84601] A. Phelps can finish a race.
29:48 <sharni> !joke
29:48 <Herb_Dean> [32477] Q. How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
29:51 <Herb_Dean> [32477] A. By becoming a ventriloquist!
30:00 <sharni> !nigga
30:00 <Herb_Dean> [98197] Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
30:03 <Herb_Dean> [98197] A: Bigfoot has been spotted
30:10 <sharni> Lol
30:46 <+Abortion> I wonder how useful I am as a sugar daddy
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33:27 <Herb_Dean> Welcome Back....: lool
34:03 <nate> !cawk
34:09 <nate> ! CAWK CAWK
34:24 <steven_> !random nate
34:24 <Herb_Dean> [71123] T: 19:28:34 <nate> CAWK!
34:39 <nate> no doubt
35:02 <nate> i need a wank over somethin hot, steven u will do
35:13 <steven_> !random sfx
35:13 <Herb_Dean> [98909]
35:15 <steven_> !random sfx
35:16 <Herb_Dean> [78794]
35:17 <nate> steven the stove
35:23 <steven_> !random sfx
35:24 <Herb_Dean> [14261]
35:37 <nate> !random dimsim
35:38 <Herb_Dean> [93425] T: 19:19:20 <dimsim> dimsims made out of rat
35:46 <nate> sfx doesnt speak steven
35:54 <nate> unless its about jens bum
35:56 <steven_> !random sfx
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36:00 <Herb_Dean> [261]
36:02 <steven_> !random sfx
36:02 <Herb_Dean> [56130]
36:11 <nate> didnt i just say cunt!
36:17 <nate> CAAAAAAAARNT!
36:45 <steven_> !random sfx
36:45 <Herb_Dean> [29224] T: [14:08] <@Osskkaarr> i know where you all live
36:51 <dimsim> rat fuck
36:51 <steven_> ;p
36:59 <steven_> ;p
37:00 <steven_> !random sfx
37:01 <Herb_Dean> [16526] T: [04:48] <sfx> she's playing with my hair now
37:01 <dimsim> <@Osskkaarr> i know where you all live
37:04 <dimsim> hahahahahahhaha
37:05 <dimsim> LOL
37:15 <dimsim> pollock has no idea where any of us live
37:20 <steven_> !random sfx
37:20 <Herb_Dean> [30679] T: [22:13] (@anotherirc3r) i did not fuck him
37:29 <steven_> !random sfx
37:29 <Herb_Dean> [50823] T: [22:13] (@anotherirc3r) i did not fuck him
37:31 <steven_> !random sfx
37:31 <Herb_Dean> [764] T: [04:48] <sfx> she's playing with my hair now
37:35 <nate> LOL
37:42 <nuthin> hey amelia
37:44 <nate> i did not fuck him only alittle
39:04 <+Abortion> I would also like to, hey amelia
39:36 <+Abortion> >Insert competitive challenge here
39:49 <+Abortion> >Begin threats of violence
41:28 <dimsim> my pussy where u go
41:30 <dimsim> my pussy its u
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42:44 <amelia> wot up
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44:09 <+Abortion> I'm trying to be as uninteresting to this trans chick as possible
44:36 <+Abortion> s/he is a persistent bugger
44:44 <+Abortion> But I'm too polite to stop responding
45:13 <amelia> jus stop
45:17 <amelia> stop
46:47 <+Abortion> Tells me I'm handsome
47:08 <+Abortion> There is only one other time I've been told that, and I was in high school, and this chick told me, I was handsome but not hot
47:11 <amelia> wants your blue pantehs
47:37 <nate> not hot but smoking hot
47:46 <+Abortion> Yeah, s/he said she only wants sex and for people to not judge him/her on their body
48:05 <amelia> why do you say s/he
48:08 <+Abortion> even though I have stated in reasonably certain terms that I do not find her attractive
48:11 <+Abortion> because trans
48:26 <steven_> !random sfx
48:26 <Herb_Dean> [47756] T: [22:13] (@anotherirc3r) i did not fuck him
48:34 <amelia> does she identify as man or woman
48:52 <+Abortion> identifies as a woman, apparently started taking ye old hormones
49:20 <amelia> then its she
49:25 <sharni> Lol
49:29 <+Abortion> mmkay
49:40 <+Abortion> not everyone agrees is all
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49:51 <+Abortion> I'm covering my bases
50:09 <slinky_J> contamination of my poop
50:18 <slinky_J> sniff it
50:25 <+Abortion> :|
50:32 <slinky_J> soz bro
50:39 <slinky_J> you dont deserve to sniff yuck poo
50:50 <slinky_J> but nuthin does!
50:55 <slinky_J> PEANUT BITCH!
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51:22 <Herb_Dean> Welcome Back....: nuthin
51:27 <sharni> Lol
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51:55 <sharni> Damn
51:58 <steven_> dang
52:06 <+Abortion> yus
52:23 <steven_> !random Abortion
52:23 <Herb_Dean> [73599] T: 19:44:09 <Abortion> I'm trying to be as uninteresting to this trans chick as possible
52:45 <sharni> Lol
52:58 <sharni> !random steven_
52:59 <Herb_Dean> [58674] T: 19:10:54 <steven_> !stats steven_
53:40 <nate> ohh Abortion just suck its dick :D
53:41 <+Abortion> !random dimaa
53:41 <Herb_Dean> [37916]
53:45 <nate> hurry up!
53:51 <+Abortion> u wot
54:07 <steven_> !random dimsim
54:07 <Herb_Dean> [13247] T: 19:15:25 <dimsim> you could hear it as far as fucking mildura
54:11 <+Abortion> !random nate
54:11 <Herb_Dean> [14066] T: 19:34:09 <nate> ! CAWK CAWK
54:28 <nate> u want a piece of cawk Abortion?
54:33 <nate> Nummies
54:35 <sharni> lol
55:06 <nate> i will get you and your panties Abortion wicked witch of the west stylez
55:06 <+Abortion> I am of you not understanding
55:23 * nate throws a bucket of water on panties
55:31 <nate> EYE CANDY!
55:39 <nate> ARM CANDY
55:43 <+Abortion> Hot day today ayum
55:45 <nate> YOU ARE MY CANDY
56:04 <nate> Fear Factory - Edgecrusher
56:10 <sharni> lol
56:23 * nate lix lips
56:23 <sharni> !nigga
56:24 <Herb_Dean> [22284] Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
56:24 <+Abortion> Think I might have finally shook her off
56:27 <Herb_Dean> [22284] A: Put it in a book.
57:18 <amelia> well done TaYLoR SWiFT
57:35 <steven_> kekek~
58:21 <nate> Abortion needs a mean girl to break him in, oskar is busy tonight tho :D
58:43 <sharni> Haha
58:44 <xm> !chinks
58:48 <xm> !chink
58:50 <xm> !gook
58:50 <Herb_Dean> [14927] Q: How do you blind an Chinese woman?
58:53 <Herb_Dean> [14927] A: You put a windshield in front of him.
58:58 <nate> !gook
58:58 <Herb_Dean> [39081] Q: What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
58:59 <sharni> Lol
58:59 <xm> 'him' ?
59:01 <Herb_Dean> [39081] A: Phil Ming.
59:08 <amelia> Abortion have you had a gf before
59:16 <+Abortion> Once upon a time
59:18 <nate> !slant
59:19 <xm> he had a pure asian gf once
59:30 <nate> !yellow
59:40 <nate> !cum
59:48 <nate> POOp
59:49 <amelia> 100% pure asian face?
59:50 <xm> he showed her a photo at the karaoke club and said, "this was when my hair was wet". she giggled and the rest is history
59:56 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAA
00:11 <sharni> Lol
00:13 <+Abortion> From the Sichuan province. Had the cutest freckles. On par with irish and scottish freckles, but not quite as intense
00:23 <xm> freckles are cute
00:24 <nate> hehe on par ;D
00:26 <xm> my sister has 'em
00:30 <amelia> yah i dig freckles
00:38 <amelia> ok xm that sounded weird
00:46 <+Abortion> lol
00:49 <amelia> freckles are cute... my sister has them (:
00:49 <xm> me or u
00:57 <nate> i only like the bum freckle, dats what we talking bout right
01:11 <amelia> ahahaaha yas of course nathaniel
01:15 <nate> ok good
01:19 <+Abortion> I was flabbergasted when she tried to cover them up with make up
01:25 <+Abortion> reckon she looked better without makeup
01:38 <amelia> cos us womens are never happy with wot we have
01:48 <amelia> is she your only gf
01:54 <+Abortion> basically
01:58 <xm> it's always the ugly ones that are overconfident
02:05 <amelia> did you 2 bone
02:19 <xm> amelia with her explosive investigative journalism
02:24 <+Abortion> yah, and she pushed me to
02:42 <amelia> i am being subtle, stop ratting me out frankeh
02:47 <+Abortion> then was like, I'm going back to my ex
02:48 <sharni> lol
02:55 <xm> thisis revenge for the sharni cock blocking
02:56 <amelia> awww
03:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHHA
03:15 <amelia> i wasnt cock blocking i was jus protecting her
03:30 <sharni> Lmao
03:33 <amelia> saving her from the #nh creeps
03:55 <nate> this sharni needs to rip Abortions panties off and wear them on her head
04:03 <nate> party up girlfriend!
04:05 <+Abortion> lol thats what japanese men do
04:08 <amelia> agreed
04:09 <JetstreamSam> rofl @ nate
04:14 <+Abortion> TIL amelia is a Japanese Man
04:18 <sharni> Meh
04:21 <amelia> ahahahahaa
04:28 <amelia> wot is TIL
04:30 <steven_> steven@lappy:~$ uptime
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04:33 <+Abortion> Today I learnt
04:37 <amelia> OHHH
04:38 <amelia> ahaahha
05:05 <nate> sharni i will roll Abortion in pizza and feed him 2 you, sound good?
05:12 <xm> im harmless. all id do to sharni is ask if she's Indian
05:25 <+Abortion> I don't have that much meat on me, surely :O
05:29 <nate> YUM YUM! PIZZA
05:34 <xm> had pizza 2day
05:35 <sharni> Lol nah I'm good
05:52 <xm> there was a huge ass pizza that looked more liek a pastie, just a pizza rolled over
05:55 <sharni> No I'm not Indian lol
05:55 <xm> never seen one before
05:57 <nate> xm i think the pizza had you :D
06:00 <xm> like a massive pizza pocket i suppose
06:04 <amelia> Abortion tell us wot type of girl you like
06:09 <amelia> you like de asians
06:31 <amelia> is that a trait passed on by father? i see he likes de asian persuasions too
06:40 <+Abortion> I dunno really
06:53 <+Abortion> lol she is peruvian, not asian
07:12 <+Abortion> also she was the pursuer
07:14 <nate> perv asian i see ;D
07:15 <amelia> i dunno where or wot that is so I'm jus gonna keep iy ws asian
07:21 <+Abortion> My dad tried to break up with her like 7 times
07:24 <amelia> ohh peru
07:32 <xm> lmao i thought she was thai
07:44 <amelia> if he didn't wanna be wif her then he wouldn't
07:45 <nate> i like thais, especially xms
07:57 <xm> although genetically native peruvians arent that distant to asians
08:01 <amelia> Abortion wot about Jennifer, is she your kind of girl
08:08 <sharni> Damn
08:09 <amelia> i cant remember if she got frex tho
08:17 <sharni> No she doesn't
08:17 <+Abortion> I don't know Jen really
08:35 <nate> MILK THAT COW Abortion!
08:55 <nate> if ya lucky it will be choccy milk
09:02 <amelia> i feel that you would enjoy a red head
09:09 <+Abortion> could do?
09:11 <nate> mx brettys sister!
09:16 <+Abortion> I don't really know what I like
09:31 <amelia> wot about a fat girl
09:41 <amelia> do you think you could get amongst a beefcake
09:51 <+Abortion> ok that not so much
09:57 <sharni> Lmao
09:58 <President_Trump> go to the hookers with ratwood and simba
10:00 <JetstreamSam> Are you a chubby chaser Abortion?
10:01 <amelia> ok we are gettin somewhere
10:06 <+Abortion> Not going to get on well with a girl that weighs more than me or is taller than me
10:11 <nate> President_Trump chat up Abortion he needs a rich friend
10:23 <xm> Abortion, what about knows more about computers/programming than you?
10:25 <amelia> ok so we have narrowed it down to short girls who aren't fat
10:32 <sharni> I can never go out with a guy that is shorter ... Yuck
10:48 <+Abortion> xm: Not sure really
10:48 <nate> oskar will wear heels for u sharni
10:56 <JetstreamSam> rofl
11:00 <+Abortion> I might be intimidated, or I might find it exeedingly cool
11:01 <amelia> how do you feel about facial piercings
11:01 <xm> what about taking your son to mc donalds. will you make him duck and hide in the drive through?
11:04 <sharni> Lol
11:19 <amelia> sharni how tall are you
11:20 <+Abortion> amelia: Not keen but I could live with some types
11:26 <sharni> Um
11:34 <+Abortion> Same deal with tats
11:37 <nate> sharni is 6 foot 9
11:40 <amelia> i see
11:53 <President_Trump> what about pussy piercings?
11:58 <xm> is bad taste in music a deal breaker for you Abortion ?
12:04 <sharni> 5 foot 5
12:09 <xm> what abouty a hardcore Christian girl
12:15 <+Abortion> xm: not sure. Only pop would cut me out
12:21 <President_Trump> I think i know what Abortion's problem is, hes still stuck in the closet
12:23 <amelia> would you be with a mother Abortion
12:27 <xm> lmao trump
12:35 <JetstreamSam> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLl @ President_Trump
12:37 <+Abortion> Nope, hardcore christians would irritate the shit out of me
12:43 <xm> nah Abortion is pretty straight edge hetero
12:43 <nate> stuck thinking bout tranny cock hey trumpo
12:54 <amelia> Abortion wot about a mother
12:59 <amelia> a young mother
13:04 <sharni> No....
13:04 <xm> amelia, is there something we should know???
13:09 <xm> are you hiding a kid from us???
13:09 <nate> lOL sharni!
13:09 <amelia> and are you taller than 5"5
13:11 <xm> are you on the hunt???
13:25 <amelia> not i xm...
13:27 <+Abortion> amelia: I've thought about it, but I'm still undecided. It makes for strange dynamics
13:30 <nate> sharni is the red october on the hunt
13:31 <amelia> but i am working on something here
13:38 <amelia> sharni do you live in adelaide
13:40 <sharni> No I'm not lol
13:41 <sharni> No
13:49 <xm> sharni, do you really have a kid?
13:52 <nate> deeer she blows cap`tain
13:53 <xm> i thought that was a jokje
13:54 <amelia> would you consider relocating to said city
14:11 <amelia> also do you have freckles sharni
14:12 <sharni> Yas
14:24 <xm> oh right
14:25 <+Abortion> Adelaide is shit for jobs
14:26 <sharni> Um a little
14:26 <xm> gotcha amelia
14:29 <sharni> Lol
14:35 <amelia> i see
14:37 <xm> exposed
14:40 <nate> im gonna bleach my freckle
14:49 <sharni> But I'm really really really fat so sorry
14:49 <+Abortion> I've got one, but if things go bad, I'll probably leave
14:55 <amelia> Abortion may I introduce you to sharni
14:57 <sharni> Lmaoooooooo
14:58 <xm> there should be IT jobs everywhere though?
15:00 <sharni> No I'm fat
15:04 <sharni> Sorry 😂
15:05 <amelia> how fat
15:08 <amelia> or jus chubby
15:09 <nate> sharni ders oil for that :D
15:12 <sharni> Enormous
15:13 <xm> especially if you've got experience
15:16 <amelia> damn
15:20 <sharni> Hahaha
15:23 <amelia> so close
15:23 <+Abortion> I'm 82kg and 185cm
15:28 <xm> is tehre a 2nd baby on the way sharni
15:29 <sharni> I'm clear now great excuse
15:35 <amelia> are you less than 82kgs sharni
15:37 <sharni> I have 2
15:37 <xm> Abortion, would you have a problem with this?
15:43 <xm> oh right
15:43 <sharni> Maybe
15:45 <sharni> Maybe not
15:49 <+Abortion> I thought sharni already had a second
15:52 <amelia> she does
15:56 <sharni> Yea I do
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16:04 <sharni> No more kids for me I'm done and dusted
16:05 <xm> do you wear glasses sharni ?
16:08 <sharni> No
16:19 <amelia> Abortion would you want kids of your own?
16:38 <+Abortion> Instincts say yes, rationals say no
16:46 <amelia> ok this could work
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16:51 <nate> CHICKEN!
16:54 <steven_> !top10
17:06 <sharni> Lol Amelia it won't work
17:14 <xm> Abortion, extroverts or introverts?
17:14 <amelia> sharni how do you feel about long haired programmers in blue panties?
17:28 <xm> there are advantages to both
17:31 * sharni vomits
17:37 * nate ticks both boxes
17:44 <+Abortion> xm: Also don't know
18:00 <President_Trump> sharni what about if the guy wanted to give it up the butt first date>?
18:03 <+Abortion> I've done short hair too
18:11 <xm> Abortion, i am sensing conflict avoidance disorder from you
18:14 <+Abortion> as in balled
18:23 <amelia> yea i think that shows determination & goals
18:25 <nate> "balled"
18:28 <nate> hehehehe
18:29 <+Abortion> bald
18:31 <amelia> don't you think so sharni?
18:39 <sharni> Lol
18:41 <sharni> No
18:46 <amelia> ohh
18:55 <+Abortion> xm: Probably
18:59 <President_Trump> sharni do you teabag first date?
19:09 <xm> sharni are you OK with ex-cons?
19:15 <+Abortion> lol
19:27 <sharni> Lol
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19:48 <+Abortion> I'd steer clear of that myself
19:48 <sharni> Depends what they are in for
19:58 <amelia> i went from hee protector to basically the ring leader of her gangbang
19:58 <xm> sharni, it could be a good thing. if he's on parole it means he has to behave or he'll be back in
20:03 <xm> you can blackmail him
20:06 <xm> get him to do anything
20:17 <sharni> Lmao no way
20:43 <xm> sharni, are you more into guys into white collar crime like tax evasion, or blue-collar crims like drunk driving?
20:45 <amelia> ok Abortion you're out
20:49 <nate> Abortion bangs harder than a twister in the indian ocean
21:04 <sharni> Lol
21:05 <+Abortion> amelia: Hm? What tripped that?
21:06 <xm> which one turns you on more?
21:12 <amelia> we tries m8 but i can only lead a horse to water i cant force it to drink
21:16 <sharni> Neither
21:23 <sharni> Lol
21:25 <+Abortion> lol I see
21:28 <nate> he hulks outta those blue panties and gamma rays his cock all over the place
21:37 <xm> sharni, well, i know this great match for you in Sydney. it turns out he never really went to jail either
21:50 <+Abortion> is it you xm?
21:51 <nate> HULK SMASH VA JAY JAY
21:52 <xm> he lives in a waterfront property not too far from the harbour
21:53 <sharni> Lol
22:01 <xm> the kids will have great access to the river
22:02 <sharni> I don't want anyone
22:09 <amelia> sharni do you like big muscly men with big arms who like to say the words "fuck" and "bae" ?
22:14 <nate> i dont want anyone either, i need someone :D
22:41 <nate> Cuddles!
22:52 <xm> Abortion, i live in wollongong, not sydney
22:53 <sharni> Lol no way
22:54 <xm> but i am willing to travel
23:06 <amelia> oh you like smaller men?
23:07 <+Abortion> >Don't you want somebody to love, don't you need somebody to love you
23:16 <amelia> JetstreamSam likes indians
23:24 <amelia> maybe he would like sharni
23:31 <sharni> I like average guys
23:37 <sharni> I'm not Indian lmao
23:38 <+Abortion> Oh thats something, dark skin does bother me
23:41 <xm> sharni, this guy from Sydney i think you might like is great with kids. he's always concerned about 'pedos' on the internet 'pedoing'
23:43 <xm> you keen?
23:50 <sharni> Lol nope
23:52 <nate> LOL
23:53 <+Abortion> Nooooo
23:55 <amelia> AHAHAHAHHA
23:58 <nate> pedoing
24:06 <+Abortion> oh wait no thats not circle
24:07 <amelia> i cant stop laughing
24:12 <sharni> Hahahah
24:15 <+Abortion> circle is keen on the 13 year olds
24:19 <xm> he will always be there, even if his m8 is playing fallout 4 he will make time for you
24:35 <amelia> AHAHAJAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
24:42 <amelia> jus you wait til i ask mayo
24:47 <amelia> hes playing ps4 at the moment
24:49 <amelia> but jus wait
24:54 <+Abortion> I don't get it :(
24:58 <President_Trump> sharni are you a big unit?
25:14 <sharni> Wtf is a big unit
25:19 <amelia> he askin if you fat
25:26 <sharni> Oh yep
25:29 <sharni> Fat as
25:36 <President_Trump> what do you weigh in at?
25:43 <sharni> Hawwttt
25:46 <nate> trump u wanna use ya whale oil ;l
25:46 <amelia> yes this is UFC
25:53 <sharni> Lol Idk
25:55 <nate> use it on me bae
25:59 <xm> dont have to tell us how much you weigh, just ur size. perhaps you like the extra space for heat flow
26:03 <amelia> are you middleweight or lightweight
26:12 <sharni> Middle
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26:23 <amelia> american middle or thai middle
26:25 <nate> join amelia at gym sharni
26:33 <nate> girl pOWER!
26:39 <President_Trump> get free online pt sessions from sexc nate
26:49 <+Abortion> I smell of chlorine
26:54 <+Abortion> one downside of pools
26:57 <sharni> Lol idk the difference
27:04 <sharni> And yea I still got baby weight to lose
27:05 <nate> i only do free blow jobs
27:05 <President_Trump> !gook
27:05 <Herb_Dean> [86937] Q: What do you call a Chinese rapist?
27:08 <Herb_Dean> [86937] A: Rai Ping Yu
27:09 <amelia> DiS iS Me WiF WeT HaiR
27:09 <sharni> I'm trying :)
27:10 <screws> pliv?
27:20 <amelia> DiS iS Me WiF DRY HaiR
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27:49 <dimsim> fuck it all
27:51 <dimsim> my pussy ur pussy
27:56 <dimsim> brb
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27:59 <sharni> Lol
28:05 <+Abortion> wut
28:15 <sharni> Whaaaatttt
28:25 <+Abortion> Neiiiiiiiin
28:30 <+Abortion> Das Juden
28:36 <amelia> you 2 look very cute 2g4
28:40 <amelia> giggle
28:46 <President_Trump> http://imgur.com/a/tshog
28:48 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
29:14 <sharni> Lol who's that
29:15 <+Abortion> President_Trump: ?
29:42 <xm> she just meant her poos werent getting heavier
29:46 <President_Trump> http://imgur.com/a/OBGTp
30:09 <sharni> Who are these people lmao
30:21 <steven_> stoped smoking crack
30:33 <+Abortion> lol crack as a weight loss strategy
30:34 <sharni> Nice
30:35 <nate> sharni ders a guy on irc mbison who enjoys thin to fat girls ;D
30:44 <nate> turns him on
30:49 <sharni> Nah I'm fine lmao
30:52 <nate> soo hawt right now
31:02 <+Abortion> Is it you nate?
31:04 <sharni> That's hawt
31:14 <nate> nah im always fat :D
31:35 <sharni> Very nice
31:44 <amelia> chris is a fan of a chubby bubby too
32:10 <amelia> he tells girls to "fknnnnnn eattt moRrrRRreeee"
32:19 <sharni> Lmao
32:27 <nate> did u date him amelia ;D
32:40 <amelia> for 6x whole weeks
32:44 <nate> LOL
32:50 <sharni> That's a long time
32:53 <sharni> Lol
32:54 <xm> sharni what is the father(s) of your children like?
32:58 <amelia> da best month n half of ma life sharnz
33:06 <nate> xm hes out of the picture
33:09 <nate> i know everything
33:13 <nate> YEAAAH!
33:17 <nate> YEEESS
33:18 <xm> u prolly do
33:21 <+Abortion> nate puts on sunglasses
33:25 <xm> tell me what im getting for xmas nate
33:28 <amelia> xm wants to enquire bout him before he steps in as da new man of da houze
33:37 <nate> a packet of condoms to use on me, saftey first
33:49 <amelia> sharni do you like asian persuasions?
34:00 <+Abortion> haha round 2
34:13 <amelia> Abortion is cut cos he lost round 1
34:17 <nate> yeah sharni u like a sweet or sour pork
34:22 <amelia> gotta be fair for everyone Abort
34:24 <+Abortion> yeah, sads
34:28 <sharni> xm he is a dickhead
34:34 <+Abortion> ouch
34:35 <sharni> No
34:36 <amelia> WOAH
34:37 <xm> why's that?
34:41 <amelia> ohhh the ex
34:44 <nate> xm is a dickhead ;D
34:47 <nate> hehehehe
34:48 <+Abortion> ah
34:49 <xm> ahahah amelia you read it the same way i did?
34:50 <nate> jokes
34:50 <amelia> thought callin xm a dickhead
34:51 <+Abortion> was going to say
34:51 <nate> HOOKES
34:53 <sharni> He left me when I was pregnant with my second at 32 weeks
34:55 <amelia> bwahahahahahahahhahahaha
34:55 <nate> HOOOOKKKAAAEZ
35:00 <xm> fuck
35:02 <xm> that's terrible
35:02 <steven_> im going to go get some american sluts
35:04 <sharni> Yea
35:05 <steven_> and bring em back in here
35:06 <steven_> hahahaa
35:09 <sharni> Both kids are his
35:26 <sharni> He is 5 months old now so it wasn't that long ago
35:28 <+Abortion> Raise em better than his dad, its the only revenge you'll have
35:35 <sharni> Yea 100%
35:36 <+Abortion> *than their dad
35:45 <steven_> ......
35:49 <amelia> ohh
35:50 <nate> ,,, ,,
35:50 <sharni> ......
35:53 <steven_> ..
35:58 <amelia> fresh outta relationship
36:02 <nate> steven u cock fuckker!
36:03 <amelia> how long was wif him
36:05 <sharni> Lol
36:09 <nate> sharni needs a hug
36:13 <sharni> 4 years
36:21 <sharni> Nah lol I'm fine
36:25 <amelia> nathaniel will cuddle you
36:29 <JetstreamSam> Good on you sharni
36:32 <nate> grose amelia!
36:33 <xm> she is prolly too occupied with kids to be thinking of sexc men like nate
36:34 <sharni> Nah I'm fine lol
36:38 <amelia> he has big strong arms to keep you safe
36:39 <JetstreamSam> Good on you sharni <--- how did you know?
36:41 <+Abortion> My hair so awesome
36:44 <JetstreamSam> Sri Lankens too thanks
36:52 <sharni> Know about that
36:54 <xm> i think nate would be a gr8 d8!
36:54 <nate> im saving myself for Abortion
37:01 <sharni> What*
37:02 <JetstreamSam> <+amelia> JetstreamSam likes indians <---- that sorry
37:08 <amelia> ohhh
37:10 <amelia> ahahahah
37:40 <JetstreamSam> sharni and Abortion seem like very nice people
37:40 <+Abortion> xm: Don't suppose you have a spare electic guitar you could send to me?
37:40 <sharni> Lol
37:44 <+Abortion> I need to learn to shred
37:47 <JetstreamSam> perhaps Abortion is willing to move location for sharni
37:51 <xm> Abortion, no, but i'd like to get one
37:54 <sharni> Lol no
38:02 <xm> i have been thinking of getting a lovely xmas toy for myself
38:03 <nate> im a nice person i will dump you straight away :D
38:09 <xm> a crazy badass nas or something grand
38:12 <JetstreamSam> sharni which area are you from?
38:14 * nate droolz
38:19 <JetstreamSam> I bet its better than Adelaide
38:27 <sharni> Sydneyyyyyy
38:30 <+Abortion> Noooo
38:31 <JetstreamSam> oh very nice
38:33 <+Abortion> Not moving there
38:38 <xm> but would you know how much more or less difficult an electric guitar is compared to acoustic?
38:39 <sharni> Good
38:42 <JetstreamSam> Sydney is somewhat of a tropical climate these days
38:43 <amelia> Abortion how do you feel about Sydney?
38:47 <+Abortion> Too expensive and no atmosphere
38:50 <sharni> Lol
38:51 <amelia> oh dear
38:51 <JetstreamSam> Abortion sounds like a plan
38:53 <+Abortion> Melb is a way better choice
38:55 <JetstreamSam> no atmosphere?
38:56 <JetstreamSam> pfffttt
39:03 <nate> JetstreamSam can make atoms fear
39:06 <+Abortion> ok fine, it does
39:08 <amelia> how about you spend NYE in Sydney dis year
39:10 <+Abortion> in the centre
39:11 <amelia> wif sharni
39:12 <JetstreamSam> yes
39:17 <JetstreamSam> YES
39:20 <+Abortion> but you live in the centre and you'll be poor
39:22 <amelia> bring in the new year 2g4
39:22 <sharni> Nooooo
39:29 <JetstreamSam> Go down to Bondi and watch the fireworks
39:31 <JetstreamSam> how romantic
39:45 <+Abortion> Day after new year I'm heading to Melb for some sailing
39:45 <amelia> Sharni can be the Bachelorette
39:56 <sharni> With the other 20mill people that's so romantic
39:57 <JetstreamSam> Abortion sailing over to Sydney huh?
40:00 <JetstreamSam> Through bass straight
40:03 <JetstreamSam> up the east coast
40:05 <JetstreamSam> sounds good
40:12 <+Abortion> No way
40:14 <+Abortion> boat is too small
40:18 <nate> sharni can float his boat
40:22 <+Abortion> This isn't sydney Hobart
40:23 <JetstreamSam> Where will you be sailing in Melbs?
40:26 <JetstreamSam> Port Phillip?
40:26 <sharni> I'll sink it hahaha
40:30 <+Abortion> Off Sandringham, yeah
40:34 <JetstreamSam> oh nice
40:36 <JetstreamSam> Nice beach
40:40 <sharni> Very nice
40:45 <JetstreamSam> Blackrock is really nice
40:45 <amelia> can re-enact titanic
40:48 <JetstreamSam> lol
40:49 <JetstreamSam> yes
40:52 <steven_> i love that song
40:57 <JetstreamSam> but no one dies this time
40:58 <sharni> Haha yep
41:01 <amelia> ma heart will go onnnn and onnnnn
41:02 <nate> Abortion do u like your hair pulled, sharni is rough :P
41:06 <steven_> i love leonardo
41:07 <steven_> aswell
41:13 <xm> sharni, prior to having children did you consider having a career?
41:13 <JetstreamSam> isnt sharni just a lovely type of person though, Abortion?
41:13 <amelia> who doesn't
41:14 <steven_> *HuGz*
41:19 <+Abortion> No one has ever pulled my hair, but no I don't think I'd like it
41:27 <JetstreamSam> Abortion you will
41:40 <amelia> xm fuck off with your non pro Abortion&sharni queries
41:41 <amelia> fuck sake
41:46 <amelia> cock block
41:55 <+Abortion> This spanish inquisition has gone on long enough
41:55 <sharni> Yea I did xm
42:00 <xm> which area?
42:05 <sharni> Now I'm on hold for a bit
42:05 <nate> lol xm brings out the serious questions hes not mucking around ;D
42:09 <sharni> Dentist
42:13 <xm> ahhh
42:13 <JetstreamSam> sharni seems to have a level head on her shoulders. Slugging it out, raising the kids the right way, a role model for many mothers
42:22 <xm> i share an office with dentists
42:25 <amelia> `kick xm
42:27 <JetstreamSam> she has aspirations too
42:31 <amelia> flamin hexagon
42:33 <xm> they all seem kinda quirky
42:33 <nate> `lick xm
42:35 <JetstreamSam> Abortion, what is your line of work?
42:38 <sharni> I want to be just a hygienist
42:45 <+Abortion> Code Monkey
42:50 <sharni> Maybe like $3000 a day
42:52 <amelia> i SHaRe aN oFFiCe WiTH DeNTiSTS
42:53 <JetstreamSam> Very nice
42:53 <+Abortion> lol ok not quite that bad
42:58 <nate> doctor sharni
42:59 <amelia> -cock block
43:01 <sharni> Never
43:09 <+Abortion> its a bit more than just bashing the keyboard
43:10 <+Abortion> but yeah
43:16 <sharni> I was a dental assistant before I fell pregnant with my second
43:19 <JetstreamSam> Sounds like Abortion would be a on a wage where he could look after sharni
43:20 <amelia> plivs fam are all dentists
43:22 <sharni> The dentist get so much man
43:23 <amelia> apparently
43:24 <JetstreamSam> a good man with a good job
43:36 <nate> Diana King - Shy Guy
43:36 <+Abortion> lol not really in adelaide
43:37 <xm> yeah they do
43:38 <amelia> perhaps you would get along well with plivvy and his fam
43:42 <+Abortion> Melb and Sydney are the place for my line of work
43:42 <JetstreamSam> Abortion do you drive / own a vehicle?
43:45 <sharni> Lol
43:55 <JetstreamSam> Abortion, perfect
43:55 <nate> Abortion has a harley
43:57 <JetstreamSam> Sydney it is
44:01 <JetstreamSam> does he now
44:06 <amelia> i dun want no fly guy (nate) i jus want a shy guy (Abortion)
44:08 <+Abortion> I have two vehicles, but both cars, no harleys
44:12 <amelia> thats wot i want yeahhh
44:17 <JetstreamSam> thats the ticket amelia
44:23 <JetstreamSam> that is what sharni is thinking right now
44:33 <amelia> yes i was speaking as her brain
44:33 <sharni> Lol what am I thinking
44:42 <JetstreamSam> sharni its okay
44:47 <JetstreamSam> we will tell you what you are thinking
44:48 <nate> tits okay
44:51 <JetstreamSam> its easier that way
44:55 <nate> TITS OK
44:56 <xm> what sharni is trying to say tonight is
44:59 <amelia> nate is too muscly and outspoken for you sharni this is wot you thinking
45:04 <amelia> but Abortion is more quiet
45:05 <sharni> Thanks JetstreamSam so nice of you
45:05 <nate> or tt's amelias fav
45:08 <amelia> more your type
45:12 <xm> she's waiting for the kids to be older so she can work back as a dental hygienist and marry a dentist
45:16 * JetstreamSam crosses arms and nods
45:19 <sharni> Lmao
45:21 <JetstreamSam> its what i do sharni
45:25 <JetstreamSam> now
45:26 <JetstreamSam> Abortion
45:28 <amelia> you think you two could lay up in bed reading the same book together
45:31 <+Abortion> Dentists earn a fair pay packet
45:35 <sharni> I hate books
45:42 <nate> hey i like average guys like JetstreamSam 2 ;D
45:45 <amelia> i meant porn mag
45:52 <JetstreamSam> thanks nate
45:59 <sharni> Yea dentists are like $6000 a day depending on what they do haha
46:07 <JetstreamSam> wtf
46:13 <JetstreamSam> i want 6k a day
46:14 <xm> dental sedationists have it easy as well
46:17 <+Abortion> thats revenue though?
46:26 <JetstreamSam> oh look
46:31 <JetstreamSam> Abortion asked sharni A QUESTION
46:31 <nate> yeah stupid dentists expensive
46:33 <JetstreamSam> how cute
46:43 <JetstreamSam> 96
46:58 <sharni> Yea
47:07 <+Abortion> thats why I haven't been back since getting my wisdom teeth out
47:08 <sharni> I did there day sheets of what they would get paid
47:12 <amelia> dis is the start of a beautiful relationship
47:13 <+Abortion> well I also avoid the doctors
47:24 <amelia> so glad i am here to witness such beauty
47:25 <xm> avoidant personality disorder
47:35 <sharni> lol
47:41 <+Abortion> Only the optomertrist do I see when I get the thing in the mail
47:50 <amelia> Abortion don't you think sharni looks really pretty tonight
47:54 <amelia> i like her fringe
48:03 <+Abortion> All I see are letters
48:10 <amelia> its swept really nicely to the side, do you agree
48:11 <nate> seeing is important
48:14 <nate> ;ll
48:22 <sharni> I have a fringe... I never realised
48:36 <nate> what else u got sharni
48:40 <amelia> you didnt realise cos Abortion swept it out of your eyes
48:41 <amelia> gosh
48:46 <amelia> so sweet Abortion
48:47 <sharni> I got eyes
48:51 <sharni> And a nose
49:09 <amelia> SWePT FRiNGe
49:24 <xm> sharni, did your ex still your kids noses before he left?
49:31 <xm> THE BASTARD IF HE DID
49:33 <amelia> send me a pic sharni so i can tell if Abortion is good enough for you or if he is better off wif jenn
49:34 <sharni> nO FrINgE
49:36 <nate> still ;D
49:42 <sharni> lol
49:47 <+Abortion> :|
49:50 <nate> i will still u xm!
49:54 <sharni> He is better of with Jen
49:59 <amelia> oh dear
50:01 <nate> dis-still
50:04 <sharni> Yep....
50:12 <sharni> Da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaa
50:17 <+Abortion> If I got with jen, I'd have 5 mental patients from IRC trying to stab me
50:22 <sharni> Lol
50:23 <xm> lmao
50:44 <amelia> bwahaha
51:04 <nate> Abortion very true like zombies u'd have to fight them off
51:11 <+Abortion> let me get my shotgun
51:32 <amelia> chris would dodge them wif his dance moves
51:36 <xm> Our love was like a snow flake... so unique....but 6 weeks when spring came it melted away into nothing...
51:38 <sharni> Lol
51:46 <nate> nah chris just cops it in the face
51:46 <amelia> ahahahahah
52:05 <JetstreamSam> Abortion seems like a guy with some good hobbies, an interesting sort of guy for you sharni
52:09 <JetstreamSam> Sailing is a tough sport
52:16 <sharni> lol
52:20 <xm> i highly approve of Abortion (for a non-Christian)
52:22 <JetstreamSam> lol it is!
52:26 <xm> he has the xm stamp of approval
52:34 <JetstreamSam> yes
52:38 <nate> i like Abortions fat wallet!
52:39 <JetstreamSam> yes he has mine also
52:45 <xm> Abortion is mine
52:56 <xm> we can extreme program in pairs together
52:56 <sharni> !nigga
52:56 <Herb_Dean> [79798] Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
52:59 <Herb_Dean> [79798] A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
52:59 <JetstreamSam> Abortion, hows the bank account, just between me, you and nerdhacks?
53:03 <sharni> lol
53:04 <JetstreamSam> oh
53:06 <+Abortion> not great
53:07 <JetstreamSam> also
53:11 <steven_> haha
53:15 <JetstreamSam> Abortion, do you enjoy racist jokes?
53:17 <+Abortion> In no position for a deposit for a house, thats for sure
53:18 <nate> Abortion 2 many hookers?:)
53:21 <JetstreamSam> Dont worry Abortion mines terrible lol
53:21 <+Abortion> Not particularly
53:21 <steven_> who is fighting this week
53:21 <sharni> I've got -$22
53:21 <steven_> ?
53:22 <steven_> ?
53:27 <nate> what a sex drive
53:34 <sharni> Lmao
53:35 <JetstreamSam> steven_, we have the dos anjos x cowbody
53:41 <JetstreamSam> and the reem vs jds
53:42 <xm> Abortion, just kill a few D$Pers and put them in a barrel and take their welfare
53:47 Join: dimsim ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
53:49 <dimsim> himsa
53:49 <steven_> put $250 on cerrone
53:53 <xm> that's the Adelaide way
53:57 <steven_> 2nd round knockout
53:59 <dimsim> put 50 on ratwood
54:00 <+Abortion> lol snowtown
54:05 <nate> dimsim is back!
54:05 <JetstreamSam> steven_ i have to look at the betting odds for that one
54:11 <sharni> lol
54:17 <JetstreamSam> I'd say Cerrone is fav, but dos anjos might be after destroying pettis
54:18 <steven_> easy money
54:25 <JetstreamSam> so was rockhold huh
54:29 <steven_> i think dos anjos beat cerrone in the last fight
54:30 <JetstreamSam> i didnt put any money down
54:32 <dimsim> govek
54:35 Part: dimsim ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
54:38 <JetstreamSam> yes
54:45 <JetstreamSam> yes dos anjos has a win there
54:46 <sharni> Am I the only one who doesn't know who these people are
54:51 <xm> i dont know either
54:51 <+Abortion> Actually technically I am in the red because uni debt
54:53 <nate> its ufc talk
54:54 <sharni> Lol
54:55 <JetstreamSam> hes no joke, but he looks like a 155 trt vitor
55:00 <steven_> hahaah
55:01 <steven_> TRT
55:06 <steven_> nate should get on TRT
55:09 <JetstreamSam> haha
55:09 <xm> sharni, my gosh we have something in common for once!!!
55:12 <JetstreamSam> he does not need to
55:13 <amelia> steven_ and JetstreamSam bond over UFC
55:17 <xm> perhaps we can be an Austnet power couple
55:18 <nate> steven throws JetstreamSam on the matt
55:21 <JetstreamSam> we have a great bond
55:22 <sharni> I'm on red cause I'm paying like $750 for my tattoo tomorrow
55:23 <amelia> its beautiful to watch, like you and Abortion
55:29 <xm> r u 4 real
55:33 <JetstreamSam> hahahahaha
55:34 <+Abortion> :|
55:35 <xm> tatts are bloody awfu;
55:37 <steven_> thestig
55:42 <sharni> Lmao
55:43 <steven_> that computer shat itself
55:44 <steven_> hahaah
55:51 <nate> xm shes getting homer simpson on her buttox
55:51 <sharni> That's ok you don't have to like them
55:53 <JetstreamSam> steven_ what about jds and reem?
56:00 <nate> its alright :L
56:01 <xm> so what's the tatt going to be of?
56:07 <steven_> if your broke
56:14 <steven_> go for reem
56:17 <nate> can we all guess
56:18 <sharni> Rose
56:20 <nate> dolphin!
56:23 <sharni> No
56:24 <steven_> if you got money dos santos 2nd round tko
56:26 <nate> rose damn
56:31 <xm> what about the mIRC logo
56:44 <nate> unicorn!
56:46 <sharni> Something like that
56:49 <sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/kV8zXJKX/IMG_1254.PNG
56:54 <amelia> abortions blue panties
56:54 <sharni> But different
56:56 <JetstreamSam> oh amelia, my friend at work.. He bought the Samsung fitness watch thing.. 500 dollars... He's too scared to use it incase he breaks it
56:57 Mode: (by bios) +o steven_
56:59 <JetstreamSam> looks cool though
57:02 Mode: (by steven_) +o Herb_Dean
57:07 <JetstreamSam> Reem would be paying okay
57:10 <JetstreamSam> ill look it up
57:13 <amelia> ahahaahaha
57:16 <xm> sharni, is this related to something ?
57:20 <+Abortion> Tattoos...
57:20 <amelia> he got it to look pretty?
57:24 <xm> or just purely based on aesthetics
57:34 <steven_> this is the most active channel on the network ?
57:40 <steven_> am i not wrong?
57:43 <sharni> Nope
57:43 <+Abortion> So we've been told
57:52 <+Abortion> dimaa reckons it may well be.
57:57 <amelia> when a few people aren't in
57:57 <amelia> yeah
58:02 <amelia> ohhh
58:03 <amelia> active
58:07 <amelia> not attractive
58:10 <nate> steven_ i hear jen is active ;l
58:10 <steven_> this is to an IRCOP
58:11 <amelia> HAHA
58:16 <steven_> <steven_> but seriously you are living in dreamland if you dont think my channel is the most active
58:17 <steven_> <grinch> well that's completely fucking random
58:17 <steven_> <grinch> you're, a deadset wanker.
58:17 <steven_> <steven_> thanks, i do try
58:25 <sharni> Lol
58:26 <xm> when was that
58:27 <+Abortion> lol
58:27 <JetstreamSam> amelia, i think so yes
58:32 <steven_> 5 minutes ago
58:38 <nate> what is the grinch?
58:38 <amelia> You're a DeaDSeT WaNKeR
58:40 <nate> LOLOL
58:45 <+Abortion> But this place also has a reputation for being a hole
58:48 <JetstreamSam> steven_ you gonna put cash on Dos Santos?
58:53 <steven_> ahhh
58:56 <amelia> its not a reputation
58:58 <steven_> prolly not
59:03 <nate> ask grinch why irc was down today
59:03 <amelia> its basically written on the door
59:06 <nate> lol
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59:22 <+Abortion> Ah well
59:26 <+Abortion> Its a test of sanity
59:34 <+Abortion> What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
59:46 <JetstreamSam> fuck me
59:47 <+Abortion> and by kill I mean, become a jibbering lunatic
59:50 <JetstreamSam> where is this ufc card at
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59:52 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v SubjectNull
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