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02:09 <Abortion> fuck I stubbed my toe and lifted a toenail
02:28 <Abortion> Doesn't hurt too bad, but it threatens to get worse
02:53 <+nate> sharni will suck it better
03:00 <Abortion> eww
03:02 <Abortion> its been bleeding
03:03 <+nate> sharni!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:14 <+nate> well shes that kinky
04:02 <cherri_pie> i have problems with my family too
04:21 <cherri_pie> sometimes you just have to avoid them
04:24 <sharni> Go away
04:41 <+nate> sharni means come closer
05:37 <+nate> Ugly Kid Joe - Everything About You
05:42 <+nate> sharni song for ya
05:45 <+nate> wooPIEZ
07:53 <+nate> DANCE NOW
08:22 <+slinky_J> ever shaved your toe Abortion
08:23 <+slinky_J> aha
08:27 <Abortion> lol no
08:30 <+slinky_J> lol
08:44 <Abortion> My little toe only has 2 hairs anyway
08:52 <+slinky_J> oh
08:59 <+slinky_J> how about your nuts?
09:03 <Abortion> no
09:04 <steven_> !slot 50
09:07 <+slinky_J> mine are a forrest
09:22 <Abortion> I don't shave anything other than my facial hair
09:22 <+slinky_J> A lotta trees man!
09:44 <+slinky_J> well I only saw the murder gloves.
09:45 <+slinky_J> ;_
09:47 <+slinky_J> ahah
10:05 <Abortion> I'm slowly collecting more and more back hair too
10:18 <+slinky_J> wait
10:21 <Abortion> Still have my dad to reach in terms of hairiness
10:23 <+slinky_J> your victims
10:27 <+slinky_J> you take
10:30 <+slinky_J> their hair?
10:33 <+slinky_J> hot
10:34 <+slinky_J> !
10:45 <Abortion> A gentleman never tells
11:09 <+slinky_J> Less you could make me a wig..
11:28 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prlf5y5iRv0
11:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Lennon - So this is christmas with lyrics (Jul 21, 2011) Length: 3:21 - Category: Music - 1,341,464 views - 5,030 likes (97%), 154 dislikes (3%)
12:05 <Abortion> heh http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-22/corpse-flower-at-mount-lofty-botanic-garden/7047088
12:30 <Abortion> I'm tempted to go see it
12:47 <Abortion> that smell might make it a bit shit though
15:13 <+slinky_J> uh
15:31 <+slinky_J> sounds good
15:55 <President_Trump> !seen jenspussy
15:55 <Herb_Dean> 2
16:10 <President_Trump> !random anotherirc3r
16:10 <Herb_Dean> [13096] T: 19:49:11 <anotherirc3r> gross
16:11 <Abortion> lol I say that but the fact that it smells like shit is one of the reasons its a big deal
16:17 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfLf7A_-1Vw
16:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Glee - Jingle Bell Rock (Lyrics) (Dec 5, 2012) Length: 2:33 - Category: Music - 14,433,082 views - 56,370 likes (93%), 4,274 dislikes (7%)
17:29 <steven_> !slot 50
17:29 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
17:33 * Herb_Dean ▌ ShibeZ ▌ ::: Good Luck, . BloodTrail
17:38 * Herb_Dean ▌ ShibeZ ▌ bleedPurple ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another bleedPurple ...
17:44 * Herb_Dean ▌ ShibeZ ▌ bleedPurple ▌ bleedPurple ▌ ::: You WON 100 points, !!! PogChamp
18:16 <+slinky_J> life right
19:23 <+slinky_J> anybody ever killed a relative?
19:33 <Abortion> When life gives you lemons... eat 'em straight
19:46 <steven_> when i did i was listening to this > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0byH9h1ClBY
19:49 <Abortion> Can't say that I have. Heavy question
19:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer(Lyrics) (Dec 9, 2010) Length: 3:24 - Category: Music - 32,087,285 views - 62,397 likes (89.3%), 7,444 dislikes (10.7%)
20:23 <+slinky_J> when life gives you lemons say fuck the lemons and get on
23:15 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PgNPc-iFW8
23:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jingle Bells original song (Dec 19, 2011) Length: 2:31 - Category: People & Blogs - 30,404,143 views - likes (86.4%), 10,360 dislikes (13.6%)
23:42 <Abortion> Not christmas here yet btw
24:07 <Abortion> I wonder how many IRC christians are at midnight mass
24:23 <+nate> Abortion!!!!:)
24:25 <+nate> love me
24:58 <+nate> Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
25:01 <Abortion> What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me, no more
25:09 <Abortion> lol I posted that ~3 days ago
25:32 <+nate> tru, how sexay!
25:35 <steven_> lies!
25:47 <+nate> fuckin steven fuck!
25:53 <Abortion> Love. The kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
25:54 <+nate> are u chatting to trevor ;l
26:17 <thestig> lol
26:25 <steven_> haha
26:32 <steven_> im waiting for my reply
26:38 <steven_> i been posting him christmas songs
26:45 <+nate> confused and alone steven will have to suck on his bong instead
26:49 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEH7_2c644Q
26:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Silent Night with Lyrics Christmas Carol Sung by top Talented Choir (Dec 19, 2013) Length: 0 - Category: Education - 1,646,630 views - 3,769 likes (91.8%), 336 dislikes (8.2%)
27:33 <+nate> they blurred out doggy style
27:36 <+nate> LOLOL
27:37 <+nate> comeon
27:51 <Abortion> I wonder how many songs are about how the singer wants to fuck Jesus literally
28:16 <Abortion> oops his birthday is probably not the right time lol
28:45 <+nate> Abortion can a woman play with your hair for many hours:)
28:58 <+nate> or just breaker
29:10 <Abortion> if thats the choice, a woman thank you
29:20 <+nate> Queen - I Want To Break Free
30:04 <+nate> i know a hot woman starting with s
30:08 <Abortion> ookay its chrismas here now too
30:16 <steven_> 9:30 in perth
30:16 <steven_> haha
30:23 <Abortion> something something the star in the wherever
30:35 <Abortion> The 3 wise men took a circle course and got lost in the desert
30:48 <+nate> seeing that sharni is having dramas, i will recommend steven as a woman:)
30:57 <+nate> shake it steven!
31:07 <Abortion> They tried to eat the gold, but they just fucked up their teeth
31:45 <+nate> would u eat gold to steal it Abortion:)
32:02 <Abortion> Then a trader with a couple of camels came along, so they slaughtered the trader and took his camels
32:08 <+nate> fuck it'd be hard to get down
32:09 <+nate> lolol
32:23 <Abortion> Following the star to the birth place of the baby jesus
32:25 <+nate> best off just shoving it up ya bum
32:39 <+nate> easy
32:39 <Abortion> wait, probably makes more sense thats where they got the gold from.
32:41 <Abortion> anyway
32:42 <+nate> EAAASY!
32:57 <+nate> kiss my gold cobra Abortion
33:11 <+nate> u like that song
33:18 <Abortion> and so the gold frankensence and mherr were all just stuff the murdered trader was carrying
33:26 <+nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI
33:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Limp Bizkit - Gold Cobra (Jun 28, 2011) Length: 4:45 - Category: Music - 23,773,452 views - 107,731 likes (94.7%), 6,043 dislikes (5.3%)
33:47 <+slinky_J> is xmas
33:56 <+slinky_J> and everyone is online
34:00 <+slinky_J> why
34:01 <+slinky_J> ?
34:09 <Abortion> I went to see family a couple of hours ago
34:22 <+slinky_J> and
34:24 <Abortion> I ain't going to church for midnight mass. What do you take me for?
34:35 <+slinky_J> I would
34:37 <+slinky_J> with you
34:42 <Abortion> I just warped the story to make the 3 wise men murderers
34:48 <+slinky_J> if it were the catholic in town
34:58 <+slinky_J> always wanted to spoof them
35:17 <+nate> so golden
35:20 <+nate> So golden
35:22 <+slinky_J> nice big expensive thing you have that serves nothing but people praying
35:22 <+nate> YO
35:26 <+slinky_J> these days
35:37 <+slinky_J> they do not accept wayward people
35:42 <+slinky_J> ask them
35:46 <sharni> Blah blah blah
35:46 <+slinky_J> they wont
35:51 <+nate> sharni kisses!
35:52 <+slinky_J> afraid
35:55 <+slinky_J> today
36:09 <+slinky_J> more afraid of people
36:11 <Abortion> Hey sharni. You doing alright?
36:15 <+slinky_J> than ever before
36:22 <+slinky_J> how about
36:25 <+slinky_J> we kill
36:27 <sharni> So tired :(
36:28 <+slinky_J> some people
36:39 <+slinky_J> that deserve to be killed
36:47 <+slinky_J> not hard to find.
37:00 <sharni> Moved houses today don't the rest of my xmas shopping than just finished putting my sons quad together...
37:00 <+slinky_J> fit right
37:07 <+slinky_J> sharni stfu
37:09 <sharni> Done the rest **
37:20 <sharni> eat a dick slart
37:22 <+slinky_J> yeah you did the rest.
37:49 <Abortion> My murder gloves are strictly solo duty
37:57 <+slinky_J> Abortion
38:09 <+slinky_J> you maybe think there's no devil
38:18 <+slinky_J> you have some faith?
38:28 <Abortion> near enough none
38:34 <sharni> slinky_J did you forget to take your meds today
38:50 <+slinky_J> one minute
39:01 <thestig> hi sharni merry xmas
39:11 <sharni> Oh it's Christmas
39:21 <sharni> Merry xmas to you too
39:28 <+slinky_J> sharni
39:33 <+slinky_J> thanks
39:41 <thestig> thanks sharni :D
39:44 <sharni> Slinky
39:45 <Abortion> sharni: yeah, you should probably get some sleep before your kids wake you up pestering you about how its christmas
39:52 <+slinky_J> you mention
39:58 <+slinky_J> is true
40:07 <+slinky_J> ironic.
40:13 <+nate> sweet dreams are made of Abortion
40:26 <Abortion> I'm going to go to bed soon
40:52 <Abortion> Who am I to disagree. Travelled the world on the seven seas
41:15 <Abortion> ok maybe just inshore
41:39 <sharni> My 2 year old doesn't really understand xmas and my 5 month old.. Well I think you get the point
42:02 <Abortion> My cousins 3 year old understands well enough lol
42:08 <Abortion> no break for you next year
42:31 <Abortion> well actually idk
42:34 <sharni> Yep.. He is 3 in April he kinda gets it now but yeah
42:47 <Abortion> I think she just understands presents, all kids that age do
42:57 <sharni> Yea he understands it
43:09 <sharni> Just think he needs to understand that it happens every year
43:09 <Abortion> "No, that one is not for you"
43:21 <sharni> Yep I'm going to have fun with that tomorrow :/
43:31 <+slinky_J> I missed
43:45 <sharni> Missed what ?? Your pill
43:50 <+slinky_J> naw
43:51 <Abortion> Did you see my short story about how she is talking about girly stuff and then trying to wrestle me to the ground
43:56 <+slinky_J> your fucking head
44:18 <+slinky_J> why is everyone
44:20 <+slinky_J> so lucky
44:25 <+slinky_J> with christmas
44:50 <+slinky_J> it sucks
45:19 <+slinky_J> Abortion what's your Christmas like?
45:21 <sharni> I hate Christmas
45:49 <+slinky_J> didnt ask if you did or did not
45:51 <Abortion> shit after what you just said, I don't really want to talk about it. Probably sound like gloating
45:52 <+slinky_J> asked Abortion
46:01 <+slinky_J> talk about it
46:04 <+slinky_J> tell it
46:06 <+slinky_J> say it
46:08 <+slinky_J> Abortion
46:17 <+slinky_J> talk about a real Christmas!
46:43 <+slinky_J> type it out
46:47 <Abortion> Ah well, its pretty good. Well, its split by my mum and dad, but both sides are pretty good
46:58 <+slinky_J> and
47:03 <+slinky_J> detail
47:19 <+slinky_J> I'm hungry
47:31 <steven_> !top10
47:33 <Herb_Dean> Top10(words): #1. springaa (8514) #2. steven_ (7544) #3. cherri_pie (6290) #4. sharni (4271) #5. slinky_J (3597) #6. wanker (3590) #7. nate (3162) #8. amelia (2950) #9. BlackDevil (2787) #10. harjep (2677)
47:41 <steven_> slinky_J number #5
47:45 <Abortion> Well, went to my grandmas this evening, she made some stuff, my dad brought a turkey, and my cousin brought desert
47:53 <steven_> !stats thestig
47:53 <Herb_Dean> (Stats:thestig)(Lines: 421)(Actions: 2)(Words: 1904)(People Kicked: 5)(Times Kicked: 0)(People Banned: 1)(Times Banned: 0)
48:21 <President_Trump> !stats jenspussy
48:21 <Herb_Dean> Sorry, President_Trump, but I do not have any stats info for jenspussy. Try another name, maybe?
48:24 <Abortion> It was kinda small, but thats alright
48:28 <+slinky_J> oh nice
48:31 <+slinky_J> very nice
48:31 <sharni> Lol
48:45 <+slinky_J> no no good
48:47 <Abortion> Tomorrow I'll be going to my mum's side lunch
48:48 <steven_> !slot 100
48:48 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
48:52 * Herb_Dean ▌ duDudu ▌ ::: Good Luck, . BloodTrail
48:54 <+slinky_J> yes?
48:57 * Herb_Dean ▌ duDudu ▌ bleedPurple ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another bleedPurple ...
49:02 <sharni> Omhgg
49:03 * Herb_Dean ▌ duDudu ▌ bleedPurple ▌ bleedPurple ▌ ::: You WON 200 points, !!! PogChamp
49:06 <Abortion> idk really who'll be there tbh
49:11 <sharni> Lol
49:19 <sharni> !slot 100
49:19 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
49:20 <+slinky_J> Maybe a Darcy frim a novel.
49:24 * Herb_Dean ▌ bleedPurple ▌ ::: Good Luck, . BloodTrail
49:26 <Abortion> Asides from my mum, sister and step dad
49:28 * Herb_Dean ▌ bleedPurple ▌ bleedPurple ▌ ::: OMG, , you might win this! FeelsGoodMan
49:32 <+slinky_J> kk
49:37 * Herb_Dean ▌ bleedPurple ▌ bleedPurple ▌ riPepperonis ▌ ::: You Lose, ! :tf:
49:40 <steven_> ahhahhahha
49:43 <sharni> Fuck toy
49:44 <+slinky_J> ok
49:46 <sharni> You*
49:50 <steven_> almost got 3
49:53 <+slinky_J> So we put it in a pot
49:56 <sharni> That's pretty cool
50:00 <+slinky_J> man
50:02 <sharni> Did you Make it
50:05 <steven_> nuh
50:09 <steven_> ripped it from someone else
50:09 <+slinky_J> choice as
50:12 <sharni> !slot 3
50:15 <sharni> Haha nice
50:17 <sharni> Oops
50:23 <Abortion> Man, see this is why I didn't want to talk about it, I know I've got it good and I didn't want to sound like I was gloating
50:24 <sharni> !slot 100
50:25 <+slinky_J> can I hit sharni btw
50:35 <+slinky_J> man Abortion
50:39 <+slinky_J> I got it good too
50:42 <sharni> What slart
50:42 <steven_> !gook
50:43 <Herb_Dean> [1773] Q: What has 2 wings and a halo?
50:45 <+slinky_J> we do things
50:46 <Herb_Dean> [1773] A: A Chinese telephone, Wing-wing, halo?
50:55 <+slinky_J> relatives
50:56 <+slinky_J> n shit
51:03 <+slinky_J> fk yo norm niggas
51:12 <sharni> Slinky why don't you just type it into a paragraph
51:13 <+slinky_J> sharni do u eat dick
51:18 <sharni> Nope
51:19 <+slinky_J> y
51:28 <+slinky_J> y ask in paranormal
51:28 <sharni> Cause
51:29 <+nate> i eat dick, slinky_J yours
51:33 <sharni> This is
51:37 <sharni> Annoying
51:43 <+slinky_J> Abortion
51:44 <+slinky_J> <3
51:50 <+slinky_J> same as me
52:02 <+slinky_J> im denying everything this yr
52:05 <+nate> juicy floppy oskars dick
52:06 <+slinky_J> cbf
52:16 <+slinky_J> ur juicy
52:20 <+nate> lol
52:27 <Abortion> lol my boss' family is specifically avoiding everything this year
52:35 <Abortion> They're pretty sick of it
52:43 <Abortion> for christmas that is
52:57 <+nate> wots not 2 like
53:08 * nate rolls onto Abortions bed
53:17 <+nate> food family
53:18 <Abortion> They said that some friend of theres also seeking refuge from christmas is going to come over and they're going to hang out in a not christmas way
53:22 <+slinky_J> I took
53:25 <+slinky_J> nate implants
53:28 <+slinky_J> neway
54:07 <Abortion> When we get back to work I'm going to ask how that worked out. If they had a bigger meal than usual, they fail
54:11 <+slinky_J> looks like Abortion is going to have a great day at Carrak Hill
54:16 <+slinky_J> did I spell that right
54:18 <+slinky_J> nooo
54:21 <+slinky_J> lelz
54:32 <Abortion> ah man I always found Carrack hill weird
54:42 <+slinky_J> i like carrack hill
54:46 <+slinky_J> its fun
54:47 <Abortion> made me uncomfortable as a kid
54:50 <+slinky_J> after dark!
54:57 <+slinky_J> wait
55:03 <+slinky_J> did u meet ashlee?
55:08 <+slinky_J> u did right
55:12 <+slinky_J> did u
55:17 <+slinky_J> O_O
55:18 <Abortion> Probably not
55:21 <+slinky_J> oh
55:23 <Abortion> name doesn't ring a bell
55:24 <+slinky_J> oh neway
55:27 <+slinky_J> her n her bf
55:36 <+slinky_J> went there aftah dark
55:40 <+slinky_J> was fun
55:51 <+slinky_J> I always wanted to go there after dark
56:11 <+slinky_J> ash n her bf said it was fun :/
56:17 <+slinky_J> DUDE
56:20 <+nate> grave yard after dark?
56:24 <+nate> cemetary sex
56:27 <+slinky_J> i have wanted to have a thing there
56:29 <+slinky_J> for ages
56:33 <Abortion> I don't have any idea what goes on there
56:37 <+nate> slinky_J on a tomb stone
56:44 <+slinky_J> nothing goes on there
56:46 Part: sharni ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
56:46 <Herb_Dean> sharni spent 1hr 38mins 9secs in the channel
56:49 <+nate> slinky_J next to a coffin
56:51 <+slinky_J> it's just after dark
57:00 <+slinky_J> like
57:03 <+nate> i chased off sharni good
57:06 <+slinky_J> not allowed
57:08 <+slinky_J> lols
57:12 <+nate> hehhee slinky_J zombie sex me
57:12 <+slinky_J> bro
57:19 <+slinky_J> its like when i go to botanics
57:19 <+nate> eat my brains
57:23 <President_Trump> are you eating the rat for lunch tomorrow?
57:24 <+slinky_J> after dark
57:28 <President_Trump> instead of turkey
57:30 <+slinky_J> by jumping the brick
57:38 <+nate> i like the lights on slinky_J
57:39 <+slinky_J> oooh who knows!
58:04 <BlackDevil> jesus knows
58:07 <+slinky_J> hmmm
58:08 <+nate> sharni needs a new hubby, slinky_J will do
58:13 <+slinky_J> you've never done either
58:19 <+slinky_J> jumped botanics
58:21 <+slinky_J> at night
58:26 <+slinky_J> or carrack
58:32 <Abortion> Not me no
58:34 <+slinky_J> hehehehe
58:38 <+slinky_J> be fun
58:43 <+slinky_J> so fun
58:46 <+slinky_J> SO SO FUN
58:49 <+slinky_J> hahahaha
58:53 <+slinky_J> carrick more
58:56 <+slinky_J> or
59:07 <+slinky_J> other would be harder
59:26 <+slinky_J> I say carrick
00:20 <Abortion> well idk but I'm going to turn in about now
00:38 <Abortion> Bon Voyage
01:04 <+slinky_J> Abortion
01:12 <+slinky_J> I will talk to Ashlee first
01:21 <+slinky_J> okie ni ni
01:36 <+slinky_J> I am going to think about my penis a bit
01:39 <+slinky_J> SUP
01:42 <+slinky_J> TheJunkie
01:48 <+slinky_J> suck me off?
02:08 <BlackDevil> joel would
08:55 <+slinky_J> other motherfucker wants to coppa block?
08:59 <+slinky_J> sup BlackDevil
09:19 <+slinky_J> dont even know you
09:40 <+slinky_J> some ircop that lost his purse that was his murder weapon
09:43 <+slinky_J> ?
10:38 <BlackDevil> i dont even have opers
11:12 <+slinky_J> dark storms
11:39 <+slinky_J> hesitate
12:02 <+slinky_J> you z lined me
12:04 <BlackDevil> han solo dies?
12:08 <+slinky_J> dont talk shit
12:09 <BlackDevil> i dont zline anyone
12:15 <+slinky_J> you did me I heard
12:30 <BlackDevil> proof that i zlined you?
12:46 <+slinky_J> not unless some one provides it.
12:55 <+slinky_J> so sleep the cousin of death
13:00 <BlackDevil> exactly
13:05 <+slinky_J> yer
13:10 <thestig> BlackDevil you still got opers
13:21 <+slinky_J> maybe it's the reason that water's wet?
13:54 <+slinky_J> thestig
14:00 <+slinky_J> the biggest dog on irc
14:17 <+slinky_J> kibblz didnt love him
14:18 <steven_> he doesnt need opers to zline
14:23 <+slinky_J> john didnt like stigg
14:39 <+slinky_J> stigg loves anybody that would have him
14:49 <+slinky_J> stigg
14:57 <thestig> blah blah blah lol
14:59 <+slinky_J> tell me how john liked you
15:03 <+slinky_J> and kibblz
15:05 <+slinky_J> ?
15:08 <+slinky_J> ehm
15:10 <+slinky_J> haha
15:14 <thestig> look at you christmas and you are so salty
15:18 <+slinky_J> dudes didnt like you dude
15:21 <+slinky_J> yer
15:38 <thestig> didnt like me had me on his facebook lol
15:45 <+slinky_J> whom
15:51 <BlackDevil> i need opers
15:55 <thestig> why would someone add me to his facebook if he didnt like me haha
15:55 <+slinky_J> John
15:56 <BlackDevil> otherwise services wont listen
16:06 <+slinky_J> never liked you
16:06 <BlackDevil> stalk you
16:11 <BlackDevil> look for your nudes
16:13 <+slinky_J> I still know the guy
16:28 <+slinky_J> stigg
16:28 <thestig> is that all u could come up with? haha
16:31 <+slinky_J> ur toy
16:34 <+slinky_J> u r a toy
16:46 <+slinky_J> uno what that means?
16:56 <thestig> i dont really care lol
17:07 <thestig> you think u get to people but everyone lols at u
17:07 <+slinky_J> course u dont.
17:09 <+slinky_J> faker
17:14 <thestig> cause they know u are the dog :D
17:14 <+slinky_J> faker
17:22 <+slinky_J> naw mate
17:29 <thestig> you need to prove yourself haha
17:31 <+slinky_J> they were my mates
17:31 <BlackDevil> well watch me
17:33 <+slinky_J> not urs
17:36 <BlackDevil> nah nah in the shower
17:38 <+slinky_J> ur a loser.
17:41 <thestig> lollllll
17:53 <thestig> blah blah blah
17:57 <+slinky_J> ?
18:06 <+slinky_J> hard time coming nice
18:17 <+slinky_J> keep moving on.
18:42 <+slinky_J> go weld nobody that likes you
19:02 <+slinky_J> make some Castaway shit and notice
19:05 <thestig> slinky forgot to take his pill loll
19:27 <fish> s ^^ ^^
19:27 <fish> o )()()(
19:27 <fish> m / VV \
19:27 <fish> e \\ //
19:27 <fish> s V VV V
19:27 <fish> h // \\
19:27 <fish> i (% ) ( 8)
19:27 <fish> t \\\ ///
19:27 <fish> ! VV VV
19:30 <+slinky_J> stigg keep moving on!
19:45 <thestig> you dont even know what you are saying haha
19:45 <+slinky_J> Adrian
19:50 <+slinky_J> Adrian
19:55 <thestig> adrian
20:17 <thestig> your game wont work too childish
20:25 <thestig> u aint hard son
20:32 <+slinky_J> ooomp
20:47 <+slinky_J> I'm not
20:53 <thestig> blah blah blah lol
21:02 <+slinky_J> I struggle my whole life
21:05 <thestig> have another rant pieter
21:14 <+slinky_J> you talk so much shit
21:23 <+slinky_J> you love irc
21:27 <+slinky_J> for your bs
21:32 <+slinky_J> like Picard
21:52 <+slinky_J> Adrian
21:54 <thestig> i wont feed the troll anymore :D
21:59 <+slinky_J> you're shit
22:11 <fish> [01:21] <fish> ) ^ (
22:11 <fish> [01:21] <fish> (^^. .^^)
22:11 <fish> [01:21] <fish> . /// ^ \\\
22:11 <fish> [01:21] <fish> . \\\WWW///
22:11 <fish> [01:21] <fish> VV VV
22:22 <+slinky_J> I know how much you hate you
22:28 <+slinky_J> we've gone over it before
22:40 <+slinky_J> think kibbz was ur mate?
22:41 <thestig> you win slinky :D
22:49 <+nate> slinky_J wins!!!! yay
22:56 <+slinky_J> everybody is played only some are aware
22:59 <+nate> thestig lost again
23:06 <+slinky_J> everytime.
23:13 <+nate> every TIME!
23:16 <+nate> wow ;D
23:33 <thestig> you win slinky :D
23:41 <+slinky_J> stigg why the fuck you keep fucking with people on irc whe you're so destructive irl
23:51 <+slinky_J> tell people
24:00 <thestig> you win slinky :D
24:01 <+slinky_J> TheJunkie
24:14 <+slinky_J> thestig won't even come as a surprise
24:17 <+slinky_J> tell people
24:28 <fish> p ^ ^
24:28 <fish> u / ^ ^ \
24:28 <fish> s )//^\\(
24:28 <fish> s (<// \\>)
24:28 <fish> y VV VV
24:28 <+slinky_J> lately
24:32 <+slinky_J> what you did
24:36 <fish> what did i do
24:39 <+slinky_J> thestig
24:44 <fish> nah fuck him
24:48 <fish> what did i do
24:53 <+slinky_J> tell people..
24:54 <fish> i was cool
24:59 <fish> thats what
25:18 <+slinky_J> i win nothing
25:19 <thestig> slinky u tried to dog steven
25:25 <+slinky_J> aha
25:30 <thestig> by pretending to be my mate
25:31 <+slinky_J> you wont say!
25:33 <+slinky_J> you wont say!
25:40 <President_Trump> is fish that homosexual tisk?
25:42 <thestig> why dont you tell everyone?
25:50 <+slinky_J> stig you are the guy that pretends to be guys friends
25:53 <+slinky_J> dont fuck me
26:02 <+slinky_J> you wont say what you did lately
26:07 <+slinky_J> wasnt even irc
26:11 <+slinky_J> ahahahaha
26:12 <thestig> well you are telling the story lol
26:13 <xm_as> stiggy you met up with jen didnt you!!!
26:18 <thestig> loll
26:20 <+slinky_J> I want you to
26:32 <+slinky_J> dont talk shit bro vikings dont have to perform
26:40 <+slinky_J> I was born beef
26:41 <thestig> lol @ slinky
26:42 <President_Trump> <@breaker> She met a 50 year old in Denmark for a fuck... that was the whole reason behind the Perth trip.
27:06 <+slinky_J> I'm the reason thestig doesnt know where he comes from!
27:19 <xm_as> ive only heard paraphrased quotes of that
27:20 <thestig> i just do what everyone else does to slinky
27:23 <xm_as> is that a legit quote?
27:25 <+slinky_J> mother fucked his mother blew his fathers fucking face off!
27:28 <thestig> out him on ignore lol :)
27:30 <thestig> slinky wins
27:32 <thestig> :D
27:36 <thestig> put*
27:50 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
27:58 <xm_as> u guys upset nate
28:02 <+slinky_J> thestig you big motherfucker that nobody can box with but everybody fucked with after you talked shit about em
28:03 <+slinky_J> dude
28:05 <xm_as> all he wanted was one big IRC happy family for christmas
28:06 <+slinky_J> ur owned
28:42 <+slinky_J> stig I know where you come from, loose pussy
33:12 <BlackDevil> we know that joel has a loose ass
34:13 <President_Trump> slinky_J name your top 10 ircers you want to bash in order
34:31 <BlackDevil> oh me first!
35:10 <+slinky_J> why would I lie about thestig?
35:13 <+slinky_J> when john
35:17 <+slinky_J> and kibblz
35:20 <+slinky_J> said it about him
35:23 <+slinky_J> and picard
35:25 <xm_as> who is john?
35:27 <+slinky_J> woop
35:35 <+slinky_J> knux
35:45 <+slinky_J> no concern
35:51 <xm_as> is this the #random list
35:58 <+slinky_J> oh
36:08 <xm_as> whoa that channel is dead now
36:14 <+slinky_J> yer
36:17 <+slinky_J> it is
36:27 <President_Trump> tahts coz everyone is waking up early to rape santa
36:29 <+slinky_J> guess the voodoo is strong
36:49 <+slinky_J> xm_as the Christian?
37:02 <xm_as> im xm, if that is what you mean
37:19 <+slinky_J> nah I admire you for your beliefs
37:26 Mode: (by slinky_J) +o xm_as
37:32 <President_Trump> xm is hindu
37:37 <+slinky_J> it's the other liquid
37:42 <xm_as> i was a Christian in a previous life
37:59 Mode: (by slinky_J) -o xm_as
38:03 <+slinky_J> what
38:13 <xm_as> where's Sharni babes?????????????
38:15 <+slinky_J> thought it was xm
38:18 <xm_as> i am
38:22 <xm_as> doesnt matter anyway
38:22 <+slinky_J> ok
38:25 <+slinky_J> so say
38:27 <+slinky_J> IAM
38:36 <thestig> lol skinky still ranting
38:45 Mode: (by slinky_J) +o xm_as
38:46 <thestig> breaker merry christmas
38:54 Mode: (by slinky_J) +o thestig
38:57 <xm_as> he has been quiet for some time
39:10 <+slinky_J> stig
39:17 <+slinky_J> we both had some hard times
39:30 <+slinky_J> who's sucking penis and whom isnt
39:37 <+slinky_J> and connects it together
39:44 <+slinky_J> manifact in thailand
40:11 <+slinky_J> I was like yo here in queensland but kept laughing, queens
41:28 <+slinky_J> two xm
41:35 Mode: (by slinky_J) -o xm
41:50 Mode: (by slinky_J) -o xm_as
42:41 Mode: (by bios) +o xm
43:07 Mode: (by slinky_J) +o xm_as
43:10 <+slinky_J> wot
43:32 <+slinky_J> I bore with thirst
55:26 <+slinky_J> oh
55:31 <+slinky_J> I put Harry Brown in
55:40 <+slinky_J> and didnt watch it.
55:56 <+slinky_J> It's christmas
56:17 Kick: breaker was kicked by slinky_J (BREAK A DICK)
56:18 Join: breaker ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
56:24 <+slinky_J> :(
56:48 <+slinky_J> rnt u in the new point dick movie pollock
56:52 <+slinky_J> :/
05:27 Quit: xm_as ([email protected]) Quit: merry christmas all
05:48 <+slinky_J> stig
06:03 <+slinky_J> why so srs
06:06 <+slinky_J> kol
06:46 Kick: breaker was kicked by slinky_J (slinky_J)
06:46 Join: breaker ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
06:47 <steven_> !top10
06:49 <Herb_Dean> Top10(words): #1. springaa (8514) #2. steven_ (7569) #3. cherri_pie (6290) #4. sharni (4310) #5. slinky_J (4306) #6. wanker (3590) #7. nate (3235) #8. amelia (2950) #9. BlackDevil (2841) #10. harjep (2677)
07:00 <+slinky_J> oskarr
07:05 <steven_> slinky about to advance position
07:09 <+slinky_J> why does oskar
07:15 <+slinky_J> have sex
07:18 <+slinky_J> with other nicks
07:21 <+slinky_J> ?
07:32 <+slinky_J> I WAS ABOUT TO ADVANCE POSITION
07:40 <+slinky_J> which?
07:48 <+slinky_J> not missionary fkn shit
07:55 * slinky_J slaps steven_ around a bit with a large trout
08:09 * slinky_J get in to old cowgirl shit
08:16 <+slinky_J> YER BITCH
08:45 Mode: (by slinky_J) +b *!*@4a99e9ed.org
08:56 Kick: breaker was kicked by slinky_J (some penis to inspire penis!)
09:01 <+slinky_J> werd
09:40 <+slinky_J> steven_ brother ur like bruce wayne
10:38 <DoC> LOL
10:45 <+slinky_J> ok
10:49 <+slinky_J> stfu DoC
10:50 <+slinky_J> ffs
10:57 <+slinky_J> lol
11:02 <DoC> gtfo blackwood
11:06 <+slinky_J> ima slap u
11:10 * slinky_J slaps DoC around a bit with a large trout
11:11 * DoC slaps slinky_J around a bit with a large trout
11:15 <+slinky_J> dammit
11:18 <+slinky_J> DKTNADASU
11:22 <+slinky_J> HADOOKUEN
11:29 <+slinky_J> gotcha
11:33 <+slinky_J> bow~!
12:13 <+slinky_J> I watched Commando once.
12:36 <+slinky_J> ok hard to get down with DoC.
13:05 <+slinky_J> I blew in to a balloon once!
13:14 <+slinky_J> I called it lion heart
13:23 <+slinky_J> after care bear lion heart
13:32 <+slinky_J> I have, heart.
13:43 * slinky_J slaps DoC around a bit with a large trout
14:10 <+slinky_J> I express my own excitement
14:29 <+slinky_J> -->
14:35 <+slinky_J> ^ tiny penis
15:24 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Quit: wtf is wrong with you? Pokemon isn't meant for children. It is only for real and strong men who want to be the very best like no one ever was! Retards...
19:52 Quit: President_Trump ([email protected]) Quit:
33:15 Join: slinky_J ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
33:51 <slinky_J> 01:44] <@slinky_J> ^ tiny penis01:44] <@slinky_J> ^ tiny penis
35:03 Mode: (by thestig) +o slinky_J
41:55 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
41:58 Mode: (by steven_) +s
49:14 <steven_> 12 minutes
49:19 Mode: (by steven_) +p
50:23 <thestig> 5 fucking minutes minutes
00:31 Quit: Herb_Dean ([email protected]) Quit:
00:38 Join: Herb_Dean ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
02:30 <steven_> merry xmas
03:03 <thestig> merry cmas herb
03:07 <thestig> and steven
03:09 <Herb_Dean> :P
03:48 <thestig> OMG
04:03 <thestig> bot responded
07:33 Join: slinky_J ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
08:57 <slinky_J> ok
09:05 <slinky_J> do not diss some asshole
09:27 <slinky_J> because he will not come over!
09:30 <slinky_J> ahahahahahahaha
10:27 <slinky_J> I ate Santas pies.
10:27 <steven_> ?
10:30 <slinky_J> dude
10:32 <slinky_J> so nice
10:42 <slinky_J> I wasnt sposed to eat them
10:46 <slinky_J> I ate five
10:52 <slinky_J> nicest shit
10:56 <slinky_J> ahahahahahaha
11:02 <slinky_J> so sweet
11:29 <slinky_J> oh and yer I think stig is a bitch...
11:37 <slinky_J> anyway!
11:49 <slinky_J> these things r dope steven_
12:05 <steven_> hhahh
12:05 Kick: slinky_J was kicked by thestig (thestig)
12:06 Join: slinky_J ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
12:19 <slinky_J> cherry and belgian chocolate pies.
12:30 <steven_> !top10
12:32 <Herb_Dean> Top10(words): #1. springaa (8514) #2. steven_ (7581) #3. cherri_pie (6290) #4. slinky_J (4485) #5. sharni (4310) #6. wanker (3590) #7. nate (3235) #8. amelia (2950) #9. BlackDevil (2841) #10. harjep (2677)
12:42 <steven_> slinky is number #4
12:43 <slinky_J> I think ima go kill somethin
12:52 <steven_> sitg is still a no show
13:09 <slinky_J> cannot kill santa
13:18 <slinky_J> :/
13:26 <steven_> he will appear as number #10 soon
13:26 <slinky_J> deer?
13:34 <slinky_J> oh man
13:47 <slinky_J> we know nobody liked stig
13:52 <slinky_J> jesus
14:11 <slinky_J> two main guys that could put him down aint even on irc
14:19 <slinky_J> kinda says somethin
15:43 <thestig> look at slinky fishing haha
16:13 <slinky_J> fishing?
16:17 <slinky_J> dude
16:20 <slinky_J> kibz
16:24 <slinky_J> didnt like you
16:28 <slinky_J> john didnt like you
16:37 <slinky_J> nobody liked you
16:44 <slinky_J> you and pic had a dick thing
16:49 <slinky_J> dont fk with me man
16:53 <thestig> llolll they both deleted off facebook
16:58 <slinky_J> nobody liked you
17:04 <slinky_J> deleted you?
17:05 <thestig> dont fuck with you? you are nothing lol
17:10 <thestig> you cant do shit haha
17:10 <slinky_J> deleted you?
17:18 <thestig> llolll they both deleted u off facebook
17:22 <slinky_J> me
17:25 <slinky_J> oh
17:27 <slinky_J> oh
17:41 <slinky_J> dont need to talk about whom is on my fb
17:43 <steven_> !stats thestig
17:44 <Herb_Dean> (Stats:thestig)(Lines: 467)(Actions: 2)(Words: 2139)(People Kicked: 6)(Times Kicked: 0)(People Banned: 1)(Times Banned: 0)
18:16 <steven_> !random springaa
18:16 <Herb_Dean> [70190] T: 00:26:28 <springaa> MissBrooklyn
18:19 <steven_> !random springaa
18:20 <Herb_Dean> [83431] T: 00:58:24 <springaa> shit
18:21 <steven_> !random springaa
18:21 <Herb_Dean> [70051] T: 00:16:14 <springaa> for 4 years
18:22 <thestig> lol @ slinky trying to play me haha
18:27 <steven_> !random thestig
18:28 <Herb_Dean> [24134] T: 20:50:31 <thestig> HUNG
18:49 <thestig> slinky fell asleep in his shower again after ranting in his backyard
18:58 <slinky_J> stig
19:14 <slinky_J> who do you talk to?
19:17 <slinky_J> irl
19:22 <slinky_J> or on fb
19:23 <slinky_J> ?
19:29 <slinky_J> stig
19:36 <thestig> <slinky_J> dont need to talk about whom is on my fb
19:37 <slinky_J> dont fuck around now stig
19:38 <thestig> lollll
19:43 <thestig> does that work?
19:47 <slinky_J> stig
19:52 <thestig> stig
19:55 <thestig> stig
19:55 <slinky_J> just asking you stig
19:56 <thestig> stig
20:03 <thestig> yo fishing again lol
20:05 <slinky_J> nothing
20:08 <thestig> thinking you have some game
20:08 <slinky_J> nobody
20:11 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
20:13 <slinky_J> k
20:13 <thestig> but you just losing it
20:14 <thestig> hahaha
20:17 <slinky_J> no
20:19 <thestig> yep
20:27 <steven_> !top10
20:28 <slinky_J> I c===========I dont
20:29 <Herb_Dean> Top10(words): #1. springaa (8514) #2. steven_ (7610) #3. cherri_pie (6290) #4. slinky_J (4590) #5. sharni (4310) #6. wanker (3590) #7. nate (3235) #8. amelia (2950) #9. BlackDevil (2841) #10. harjep (2677)
20:32 <slinky_J> word
20:50 <slinky_J> stig
20:54 <slinky_J> ur a loser baby
21:00 <slinky_J> everyone knows it
21:00 <thestig> thats nice dear
21:01 <thestig> lol
21:07 <slinky_J> is it
21:14 <slinky_J> how about me
21:15 <slinky_J> sti
21:17 <slinky_J> g
21:17 <thestig> did i stutter?
21:21 <slinky_J> no
21:25 <slinky_J> moi
21:26 <slinky_J> ?
21:30 <thestig> meow
21:34 <slinky_J> fuck
21:39 <slinky_J> pigs
21:52 <slinky_J> I sound like a cow?
21:56 <slinky_J> thestig?
22:12 <slinky_J> mew
22:13 <thestig> your telling the story
22:21 <thestig> keep ranting haha
22:22 <slinky_J> no you are
22:26 <thestig> like u did in melbourne
22:28 <slinky_J> aha go on
22:33 <thestig> <slinky_J> no you are
22:34 <slinky_J> yer you did
22:35 <thestig> LOL
22:39 <slinky_J> cmon cunt
22:42 <thestig> lol
22:45 <thestig> LOL
22:47 <thestig> <slinky_J> no you are
22:51 <slinky_J> what
22:54 <slinky_J> copying me now
23:05 <slinky_J> I am thestig!
23:27 <slinky_J> L O V E
23:37 <slinky_J> i mean stig
24:14 <thestig> <slinky_J> no you are
24:18 <slinky_J> uno how homosexual this is stig
24:23 <slinky_J> me n u
24:25 <slinky_J> goin at it
24:28 <slinky_J> lols
24:30 <slinky_J> fkn
24:42 <slinky_J> we could be bangin some nice broads man
24:46 <slinky_J> not bitchin
24:51 <slinky_J> tho
24:55 <thestig> haha fuckoff i will never be a dogs mate
24:56 <slinky_J> ifthey like bitchin
25:00 <thestig> u cant be trusted
25:01 <slinky_J> aye
25:08 <slinky_J> u are the dog
25:12 <slinky_J> u and picard
25:14 <thestig> like u ripped off simba after he paid for hookers
25:20 <slinky_J> u and picard.
25:23 <slinky_J> simba
25:25 <slinky_J> LOL
25:25 <steven_> ahahhah
25:31 <slinky_J> i paid for all his shit
25:40 <slinky_J> dont fuck with me
25:50 <slinky_J> simba can sort it out with me
25:56 <xm> i dont reckon simba would have used hookers
25:57 <slinky_J> dont talk shit adrian
26:01 <steven_> xm
26:05 <slinky_J> xm
26:07 <steven_> when are you working on ur stats mate
26:11 <slinky_J> he used hookers..
26:12 <steven_> !stats xm
26:12 <Herb_Dean> (Stats:xm)(Lines: 4)(Actions: 0)(Words: 26)(People Kicked: 0)(Times Kicked: 0)(People Banned: 0)(Times Banned: 0)
26:13 <xm> lmao
26:15 <slinky_J> LOL
26:15 <xm> i forgot
26:16 <steven_> fuck
26:17 <xm> ok
26:19 <xm> let me
26:19 <steven_> thats disgusting
26:20 <xm> talk
26:20 <slinky_J> srs
26:22 <xm> like
26:27 <xm> slinky!!!
26:35 <slinky_J> man
26:43 <steven_> !stats steven_
26:44 <Herb_Dean> (Stats:steven_)(Lines: 1507)(Actions: 3)(Words: 4689)(People Kicked: 1)(Times Kicked: 16)(People Banned: 0)(Times Banned: 0)
26:44 <slinky_J> i dont want to read my name
26:49 <xm> im just watching a movie right now
26:51 <slinky_J> if it isnt adams family
26:52 <steven_> i i
26:53 <steven_> !stats steven_
26:54 <Herb_Dean> (Stats:steven_)(Lines: 911)(Actions: 3)(Words: 3157)(People Kicked: 0)(Times Kicked: 3)(People Banned: 2)(Times Banned: 0)
26:56 <slinky_J> ffs
27:02 <steven_> wtf
27:03 <steven_> !stats steven_
27:03 <Herb_Dean> (Stats:steven_)(Lines: 319)(Actions: 1)(Words: 1044)(People Kicked: 0)(Times Kicked: 0)(People Banned: 0)(Times Banned: 0)
27:05 <steven_> !stats steven_
27:05 <Herb_Dean> (Stats:steven_)(Lines: 319)(Actions: 1)(Words: 1044)(People Kicked: 0)(Times Kicked: 0)(People Banned: 0)(Times Banned: 0)
27:07 <steven_> ahahaah
27:10 <steven_> thats fucked
27:15 <xm> steven_: ahhh yeah, so the stats will tell me how much more i need to go
27:18 <xm> to get into top 10
27:21 <xm> who i need to edge out
27:22 <steven_> !stats xm
27:22 <Herb_Dean> (Stats:xm)(Lines: 305)(Actions: 0)(Words: 2254)(People Kicked: 0)(Times Kicked: 0)(People Banned: 0)(Times Banned: 0)
27:29 <steven_> the stats is fucked
27:29 <steven_> !
27:30 <slinky_J> well we all know steven_ is cousin IT
27:31 <steven_> hahah
27:32 <thestig> like u ripped off simba after he paid for hookers slinkyyy
27:41 <slinky_J> rips bongs under that mantle
27:43 <steven_> mmmmmmm
27:44 <slinky_J> fuck
27:47 <slinky_J> nom nom
27:48 <steven_> ill fix it tommorow
27:55 <steven_> i figured out an easy way in my head
28:09 <thestig> stats are so 1998
28:10 <Herb_Dean> I have no stats about are
28:25 <steven_> stats thestifg
28:26 <Herb_Dean> I have no stats about thestifg
28:27 <steven_> stats thestig
28:28 <Herb_Dean> [thestig] Spoken words: 2224 (11462 letters) Commands used 0. 488 lines and 2 actions.
28:43 <steven_> stats thestig
28:52 <steven_> dawg
30:30 <steven_> !slots 10
30:44 <steven_> !slot 10
30:45 <Herb_Dean> , please enter a valid wager between 50 and 500 points. Example: !slot 50
30:49 <steven_> !slot 50
30:50 <Herb_Dean> pulls the slot machine lever...
30:53 * Herb_Dean ▌ ShibeZ ▌ ::: Good Luck, . BloodTrail
30:58 * Herb_Dean ▌ ShibeZ ▌ bleedPurple ▌ ::: Well, , best of luck getting another bleedPurple ...
31:04 * Herb_Dean ▌ ShibeZ ▌ bleedPurple ▌ bleedPurple ▌ ::: You WON 100 points, !!! PogChamp
31:14 <xm> !stats Herb_Dean
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31:39 <slinky_J> i love this song!
31:43 <slinky_J> I DONT LIKE COPS
32:14 <slinky_J> i gotta shut my stereo off now :/
32:49 <slinky_J> wait
32:53 <slinky_J> what if i do this
32:54 <slinky_J> rofl
32:59 <slinky_J> real loud like
33:05 <slinky_J> bust some shit
33:39 <xm> bust it
33:41 <slinky_J> Ipromiseuifcopscomeiwillkillu
33:44 <xm> measure her bust size ;'
33:50 <slinky_J> hahahaha
34:01 <xm> undo that bra strap bro
34:05 <slinky_J> you would like this xm
34:07 <xm> uno u want to ;'
34:20 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eSfcUzGTdk
34:24 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vinnie Paz "Is Happiness Just A Word?" feat. Yes Alexander (Official Video) (Oct 22, 2013) Length: 4:03 - Category: Music - 4,905,876 views - 39,893 likes (98.4%), 663 dislikes (1.6%)
34:27 <xm> watching movie still
34:38 <slinky_J> watch it later
34:58 <slinky_J> ever listen to me, this.
36:06 <slinky_J> xm I hope you like it
36:10 <slinky_J> my mother
36:18 <slinky_J> still refuses to fkn watch it
36:24 <slinky_J> how backward she is
36:37 <slinky_J> and she ran a fkn thing for 25 yrs
36:46 <slinky_J> doesnt accept depression etc.
37:06 <slinky_J> kinda feel like killin myself right now
37:13 <slinky_J> nobody around
37:23 <slinky_J> gots a few guns!
37:41 <slinky_J> goodnight slinky!
37:51 <steven_> ahahaha
38:01 <slinky_J> B GOOD AYE
40:06 <xm> what do you mean doesnt accept depression?
40:59 <slinky_J> she doesnt
41:07 <xm> explain
41:08 <slinky_J> she is so christian
41:16 <slinky_J> i dont know how to explain
41:17 <xm> she is a Christian?
41:27 <slinky_J> she is fkn intellectual
41:38 <slinky_J> she's run a business for 25 yrs
41:40 <slinky_J> just
41:45 <slinky_J> she denies things
41:52 <slinky_J> and it hurts me xm
42:12 <slinky_J> she thinks she has a slight ocd
42:17 <slinky_J> lol
42:21 <slinky_J> I HAVE OCD
42:25 <slinky_J> and MDD
42:46 <slinky_J> she acts on it like it's an ant on her leg
43:10 <slinky_J> knows nothing about what MDD and OCD is
43:33 <slinky_J> she is Christian
43:37 <slinky_J> Baptist
43:41 <xm> were you raised Christian?
43:50 <slinky_J> yer
43:57 <xm> when did you leave?
44:06 <slinky_J> I didnt leave
44:12 <xm> you never were?
44:15 <slinky_J> I just found buddhism aswell
44:29 <slinky_J> and put them together
44:42 <slinky_J> I found
44:45 <slinky_J> out back
44:50 <slinky_J> xm man
44:56 <slinky_J> dont take this as bullshit ok
45:13 <slinky_J> I may have and did diss my brother and mother tonoight
45:22 <slinky_J> fk
45:24 <slinky_J> fk
45:29 <slinky_J> we found
45:33 <slinky_J> buddha
45:38 <slinky_J> on her fence
45:42 <slinky_J> back fence
45:47 <slinky_J> facing
45:52 <slinky_J> anyway
45:59 <thestig> lol u live with mummyyyy
46:02 <slinky_J> it meant the same shit
46:06 <slinky_J> what
46:11 <thestig> you should only do half a shot of heroin next time joshy
46:24 <slinky_J> huh
46:28 <slinky_J> what
46:30 <slinky_J> anyway
46:42 <slinky_J> its hard to explain xm
47:00 <slinky_J> and no i havent lived with my mother since I was 17
47:06 <slinky_J> turned 18
47:10 <slinky_J> suck me
48:02 <slinky_J> oh stig
48:05 <slinky_J> i was fucking
48:07 <slinky_J> since 13
48:17 <slinky_J> greek
48:24 <slinky_J> BURP GO GIVE SIMBA SHIT
48:43 <thestig> joshy messaged once saying he wanted to kill his mother jeniffer so he could get the inheritance
48:59 <thestig> it all backfired when his neighbour didnt want in on it
49:14 <slinky_J> what inheritance
49:18 <slinky_J> ?
50:01 <slinky_J> adrian
50:06 <slinky_J> eata dick.
51:49 <slinky_J> dont service me less you serve in heaven
56:08 <slinky_J> thestig piano
56:18 <xm> piano m8
56:20 <xm> wtf
56:22 <slinky_J> french
57:28 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr9lciqOD5c
57:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PETIT PAPA NOËL Paroles French Little Father Christmas songs for kids English lyrics Santa Claus (Sep 15, 2015) Length: 2:31 - Category: Education - 65,370 views - 197 likes (90.8%), 20 dislikes (9.2%)
58:26 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK5EAkdUyhk
58:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mc Solaar - Solaar pleure (Clip Officiel) (Mar 23, 2012) Length: 4:53 - Category: Music - 4,628,197 views - 15,611 likes (97.4%), 417 dislikes (2.6%)
58:34 <slinky_J> stig
58:37 <slinky_J> ^
00:50 <slinky_J> I dont know if you know this movie
00:53 <slinky_J> xm
01:00 <slinky_J> Legens of the fall
01:10 <slinky_J> look up the soundtrack
01:14 <slinky_J> it is classic
01:24 <slinky_J> I am going to watch the movie now.
01:43 <xm> im watching this right now... over 3 hours:
01:50 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p-RW972pn0
01:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Its A Mad Mad Mad Mad World 1963 Full Movie HD(EXTENDED!) (Nov 17, 2015) Length: - Category: Comedy - 7,560 views - 48 likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
02:49 <slinky_J> ok
03:39 <slinky_J> xbox is a piec eof shit
04:54 <slinky_J> I just dont want to live in this world
05:05 <slinky_J> to be, amicable
06:01 <slinky_J> WHAT IS GREAT XM?
06:14 <slinky_J> not in us and from us and for us
06:39 <slinky_J> what do we aim for
06:45 <slinky_J> that is real
09:04 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@4a99e9ed.org
09:46 <slinky_J> I was born 3:33am
10:49 <slinky_J> xm
10:55 <slinky_J> my christian upbringing
11:08 <slinky_J> had no influence on whom I became
11:12 <slinky_J> agree?
11:29 <slinky_J> I hope not.
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21:08 <slinky_J> stig
21:12 <slinky_J> u fuck
21:17 <slinky_J> wana know somethin
21:20 <slinky_J> fgt
21:29 <slinky_J> little
21:36 <slinky_J> stiig
21:48 <slinky_J> ur name is useless
21:50 <slinky_J> and
21:54 <slinky_J> I prob
21:57 <slinky_J> ruint
22:01 <slinky_J> haha
22:19 <slinky_J> you would love this stig
22:39 <slinky_J> french girl ino
22:48 <slinky_J> by doin all this
23:26 <slinky_J> I am so smart thestig, makes you feel powerful
30:56 <slinky_J> im shroomin
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03:40 Mode: (by steven_) -p
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17:26 <thestig> lol @ slinky dribling shit and licking ass
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34:49 <slinky_J> haha
34:54 <slinky_J> adrian
35:16 <slinky_J> one day
35:32 <slinky_J> Merry Christmas thestig.
35:46 <slinky_J> one day.
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37:59 <thestig> one day you will be lynched haha
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55:13 <Celery> penis paste
55:26 <Celery> any get anything good for christmas
56:46 <Celery> fish
56:50 <Celery> watdid u get
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05:26 <Exo> Tisk the crisp
05:34 <Celery> wat u get exho
10:18 <Exo> I got the new razer blade pro laptop
10:23 <Exo> what u got son
16:13 <Celery> :-O
16:21 <Celery> lolz
16:26 <Celery> new laptop
17:59 <Celery> who u get that from
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26:39 <Abortion> [01:58:04] <Serenity> uh abortion why are you in here
26:39 <Abortion> [01:58:19] *** Mode #emovirginwhores +b *!*@162.252.1A9ED1.E43406 by Serenity
26:39 <Abortion> [01:58:19] <-* Serenity has kicked Abortion from #emovirginwhores (Pull my finger)
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36:31 <Exo> LOLLL
41:05 <slinky_J> ok
41:11 <slinky_J> so my new threat
41:16 <slinky_J> to xbox
41:17 <slinky_J> is
41:30 <slinky_J> I will motherfuck you motherfuck you man!
41:43 <slinky_J> and then I turned the tv on.
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59:44 <nate> Colin beauty!
20:47 <slinky_J> nate
20:51 <slinky_J> happy joshmas
20:53 <slinky_J> <3
20:56 <slinky_J> lolz
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23:13 <sharni> Merry xmas guys!!!
23:17 <sharni> Good bye
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24:24 <slinky_J> merry Antichristmas!
24:27 <slinky_J> U SLUT
24:32 <slinky_J> LEAVE!
24:36 <slinky_J> hehe
25:05 <slinky_J> I have to go sell dildos to american women whos husbands are overseas
25:19 <slinky_J> PRETTY EAZZZY JOB
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34:45 <nate> lololl
34:58 <nate> breaker merry whoremass
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17:24 Mode: (by Rusteaux) +o steven_
19:20 <steven_> kekeek~
29:05 <Exo> hihi
31:50 <steven_> how you doin!
31:53 <steven_> merry xmas!
32:26 <Exo> great m8
32:29 <Exo> feasting
32:31 <Exo> merry xmas
32:34 <fish> oh
36:23 <richard> fish are you eating seafood later today for christmas dinner
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39:36 <steven_> gibbo mayte
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40:04 <thestig> merry christmas u fuckerss
40:19 <steven_> sharni slart
40:21 <sharni> Merry xmas slarts
40:24 <sharni> Hi slart
40:34 <steven_> wadddup
40:44 <sharni> Fucking bored lol
40:48 <steven_> yeh ey
40:54 <sharni> Hate family parties
41:09 <steven_> hehehe
41:26 <sharni> :P
42:40 <steven_> yeh i got some of them to go to!
58:10 <sharni> Ehh
13:51 <steven_> Eh..!
20:48 <steven_> eating toast
33:45 <steven_> am shit
33:50 <steven_> time to do the family shit
49:03 <sharni> Lol
00:38 <steven_> :P
05:46 <steven_> back later
16:01 <xm> sharni
16:07 <xm> can i be ur daddy #2
20:35 <sharni> Fuck off
24:38 <fish> fuck
24:46 <fish> spastics
25:27 <richard> fish what did you get for christmas
26:32 <BlackDevil> a dildo
26:34 <BlackDevil> for his ass
26:52 <xm> sharni!!! how rude!!!
27:11 <BlackDevil> Gas tanker truck fire in Nigeria kills more than 100 people
27:46 <richard> BlackDevil was that a christmas present
34:57 <BlackDevil> the gas tanker or plivents dildo for his ass?
39:30 <richard> the gas tanker
39:44 <BlackDevil> sends 100 to 72 virgins
39:58 <BlackDevil> so 7200 virgins
40:04 <BlackDevil> pretty sure there isnt that many
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19:35 Topic Is: Breaking `Ban feat. Abortion - My Hair Was Wet At The Time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ALZXen-QKE
19:35 Set By: (xm) on: Wed Dec 23 04:40:43 2015
23:57 <slinky_J> man i had a great sleep
24:05 <slinky_J> might do it again
24:07 <BlackDevil> good hand job
31:48 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
32:22 <slinky_J> that's the humour ISIS needs
34:04 <BlackDevil> isis has goats
36:04 <slinky_J> yum
36:13 <slinky_J> those fuckers.
36:20 <slinky_J> hoarding em goats!
36:53 <slinky_J> I can blast music coz nobody is here
36:56 <slinky_J> :D
41:19 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ9uNj9EY
41:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DMX - X Gon Give It To Ya (Dirty) (Aug 27, 2012) Length: 3:36 - Category: Music - 3,952,954 views - 20,510 likes (97.7%), 493 dislikes (2.3%)
41:41 <slinky_J> I thank my brother for coming back to Adelaide so I can hate Christmas.
41:52 <slinky_J> fucking faggot.
42:05 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1451020050478.jpg
42:07 <Celery> i hate christmas
42:12 <Celery> didnt get a thing
45:32 <slinky_J> it's a shit time of year
45:42 <slinky_J> good time to hate people
46:04 <slinky_J> my brother shows up outta nowhere i said fuck off not doin xmas
46:06 <slinky_J> :P
47:39 <Celery> felch him
48:26 <Celery> put a straw in his butt then suck up all teh sperm
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48:37 <psYbR> j #420
49:26 <Celery> -.-
49:35 <psYbR> missed the /
49:41 <psYbR> fucken dead channel anyway
50:52 <Celery> i have a cig
51:07 <psYbR> cool
51:29 <Celery> took 900mg of seroquel today
52:37 <slinky_J> no waiit wait
52:55 <slinky_J> hang him
53:11 <slinky_J> this is why I distance myself
53:30 <slinky_J> otherwise id murder him
54:05 <slinky_J> Celery u really took seroquel LOL today
54:14 <Celery> yer
54:21 <slinky_J> Ino shit
54:32 <slinky_J> I threw all mine out
54:42 <slinky_J> got valium but
55:21 <psYbR> i took a mariwana
59:02 <slinky_J> hahahaha psYbR i miss you so much
59:12 <slinky_J> happy any day it is
00:27 <psYbR> lol
00:39 <psYbR> still writing my crappy book
00:46 <psYbR> i usually do it at work
00:59 <slinky_J> yer
01:03 <slinky_J> talk about it
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01:31 <slinky_J> and when you're offered money
01:57 <slinky_J> my favorite
03:04 <nate> my hammies need a rub slinky_J!
03:08 <nate> u available
03:48 <Celery> slinks will do it"'
04:15 <nate> Celery u give da blowjob
04:22 <nate> done deal!
04:37 <nate> i dont trust slinky with my private area
04:41 <nate> hes rough
04:46 <nate> a rough mobster
04:57 <Celery> lolz
05:26 <nate> i have choccies
05:32 <nate> chicken before
05:34 <nate> hmm chicken
11:06 <nate> breaker will be at jens for chrissy
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11:40 <nate> ohh beehhh
11:43 <nate> whats going on
11:49 <beehhh> Gday xmas
11:50 <nate> u having chrissy lunch?
12:10 <beehhh> yes norell & I has xmas sucks
12:51 <beehhh> she really loves me, better than my hooker x
13:16 <nate> sounds sweet beehhh
13:30 <beehhh> thanking you too
13:43 <nate> beehhh what music u like bra
13:49 <nate> nu metal
13:56 <nate> Celery post me a metal song
13:59 <nate> do it now!
14:00 <beehhh> let me post
14:46 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
14:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hanson - MMMBop (Oct 6, 2009) Length: 3:54 - Category: Music - 38,514,707 views - 109,276 likes (94.6%), 6,192 dislikes (5.4%)
19:36 <Celery> rockin around the christmas tree
19:58 <nate> Celery is that song
20:08 <nate> give me a nu metal song
20:13 <nate> RITE THIS MINUTE
20:36 <nate> beehhh will rub my hammies
20:39 <nate> hes cool
27:11 <Celery> the mens asses song
28:46 <nate> faith no more has made that song
28:55 <nate> annes song
29:00 <nate> lololllloll root?
29:45 <nate> we care alot about the beehhhs
29:54 <nate> Celery back rub!
33:06 <slinky_J> I will fucking kill my brother
33:06 <slinky_J> fuck
33:11 <slinky_J> wish I knew his number
33:12 <slinky_J> LOL
33:16 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
34:47 <nate> u dont even know his number
34:48 <nate> lol
34:50 <nate> fuck ;D
34:54 <slinky_J> lols!
34:56 <slinky_J> nah
34:58 <slinky_J> I hate him
35:09 <slinky_J> he ruint christmas
35:11 <nate> my sister sucks all the money outta the parents but they let it happen :D
35:14 <slinky_J> by coming back to adelaide
35:24 <nate> can your brother be worse than that ;
35:26 <slinky_J> hope they are having a good time.
35:46 <slinky_J> fkn wish he chokes on a bone
00:09 <beehhh> im back
01:22 <beehhh> https://radio.abc.net.au/stations/local_melbourne/live?play=true
09:48 * DoC slaps steven_ around a bit with a large trout
10:08 <nate> Young MC - Bust A Move doc
16:08 <beehhh> pls dont hurt me
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32:37 <slinky_J> i always wanted
32:41 <slinky_J> to kill beehhh
32:58 <nate> then sex him?
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40:59 <beehhh> josh eat a bag of popcorn
44:26 <nate> big bag of beehhhs ball sack
45:44 <slinky_J> i want opcorn!
45:46 <beehhh> hope norell comes home soon from her work, i am making cheese bean for her
45:53 <slinky_J> with a p
46:06 <slinky_J> oh my god
46:14 <slinky_J> I want to saw your fucking head off.
46:18 <slinky_J> and your dicks
46:23 <slinky_J> yours and norells
46:25 <slinky_J> srsly
46:28 <beehhh> ahh i sucked a real shemale doodle
46:29 <slinky_J> I WOULD FUCKING DO IT
46:35 <slinky_J> I would murder you both
46:42 <richard> slinky_J you must've watched texas chainsaw massacre yeah
46:48 <slinky_J> let it sink in indian cunt
46:55 <slinky_J> no
46:59 <beehhh> I guess he's bored off his tits
47:01 <slinky_J> I just fucking hate beehhh
47:01 <richard> slinky_J it's a good movie
47:28 <beehhh> hate is a strong word dont ya reckon
47:28 <slinky_J> yer it's great to kill a guy with a disability
47:32 <slinky_J> speaking of
47:46 * slinky_J decapitates beehhh and boils his fucking head.
47:54 <beehhh> we smoked meth to go onto sleep
47:55 <slinky_J> mmm this Indian broth!
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50:05 <richard> slinky_J are you having a rice and curry too?
01:03 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo ^pHANTOM^ damian Exo
01:11 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo Herb_Dean sharni slinky_J
01:19 Mode: (by steven_) +o thestig
01:49 Mode: (by steven_) +hhhhhhhh fish beehhh Celery Colin KFC_BBL psYbR richard TheJunkie
02:06 Kick: breaker was kicked by DoC (FAGGOT)
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07:49 <beehhh> chicken tikka & naan bread with white yoghurt raita
08:10 <richard> beehhh is that from the restaurant?
11:53 <beehhh> yes must be a take-away or dine-in
15:23 <richard> beeh what name restaurant
19:52 <beehhh> curry leaf
20:21 <beehhh> swan st richmond year 1999
21:36 <steven_> haha'
22:04 <beehhh> 1st I drank a bottle of port at burnley station in 1997
22:11 <beehhh> was a cold very cold night
22:24 <richard> beehhh were you homeless ?
22:32 <beehhh> still am
22:40 <richard> no way? where do you live?
22:54 <beehhh> now in miri sarawak borneo
23:05 <richard> where's that?
23:42 <beehhh> its in the east part of malaysia, next to phillipines
24:10 <richard> that's a good place that
24:36 <richard> beehhh how do you get money?
24:49 <Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: tove lo - stay high ft. hippie sabotage] [/128kbps]
24:49 <beehhh> from my auntie in uk
25:05 <beehhh> soon im going to stay with her
25:11 <steven_> scab
25:12 <beehhh> fuck asialia
25:29 <richard> beehhh will she charge you rent?
25:42 <beehhh> what do you think
25:50 <richard> no
26:03 <beehhh> i emptied her bank account almost 40grand pounds is gone
26:12 <steven_> lololol
26:12 <beehhh> at Curtin Malaysia
26:18 <richard> beehhh what did you buy?
26:27 <beehhh> a degree from straya
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26:29 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nate
26:34 <richard> hi nate
26:52 <beehhh> A degree costs me 40grand GBP
27:03 <beehhh> asia not cheap, dont get fooled
28:58 <steven_> keek~
29:32 <steven_> !gook
29:32 <Herb_Dean> [16776] Q: how high is a chinese man
29:36 <Herb_Dean> [16776] A: Im not asking u something im telling you how high is a name of a Chinese man.
29:38 <beehhh> msia dont give u any work permit its a foul
29:55 <beehhh> !fist
30:01 <steven_> !quote
30:01 <Herb_Dean> [83717] J. <@anotherirc3r> i met him at Ballarat station
30:05 <Herb_Dean> [83717] O. <@Osskkaarr> You wouldn't go and meet some guy.. you would make them come to you.. cause you;'re a cheapskat skank from Croydon.
32:00 <Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: hozier - take me to church] [/128kbps]
32:17 <steven_> !top10
32:20 <Herb_Dean> Top10(words): #1. springaa (8514) #2. steven_ (7717) #3. cherri_pie (6290) #4. slinky_J (5399) #5. sharni (4326) #6. wanker (3590) #7. nate (3394) #8. BlackDevil (3067) #9. amelia (2950) #10. harjep (2677)
32:43 <steven_> come on guys
32:49 <sharni> Yea guys
32:54 <steven_> we need to get plivs nicknames off the top10
33:44 <sharni> And me to #1
33:49 <sharni> Yaaaaa
34:10 <steven_> EARN IT!
34:17 <steven_> LEGIT
34:30 <nate> steven_ but plivent is awesome
34:53 <sharni> Noooo
35:00 <nate> u seen his eyebrows
35:16 <sharni> Nah man
35:40 <steven_> heheh
36:01 <nate> im sure steven has the pic on his hdd
36:16 <steven_> :P
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37:12 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v gopher
37:15 <steven_> fag
37:58 * gopher is a gopher
38:29 <nate> gopher u blow
38:34 <steven_> haha
38:38 <nate> may i come over gophey ;D
39:16 * gopher is a gopher
39:26 * steven_ slaps gopher around a bit with a large trout
39:35 <Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: love_inc._-_broken_bones_(city_of_love_club_mix)] [/128kbps]
40:04 <steven_> people use to tell me what kind of high they were looking for
40:10 <steven_> honey i dont know when ill be back again
40:48 Quit: gopher ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
41:34 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho32Oh6b4jc&list=PLxdmSpdkY-5L6x_dYO_0vDlavrPiTqKha
41:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: One Direction - Perfect (Official Video) (Oct 20, 2015) Length: 3:49 - Category: Music - 98,939,904 views - 1,632,638 likes (98.3%), 28,190 dislikes (1.7%)
43:43 <nate> Saliva - Click Click Boom
46:55 <steven_> yeh
46:57 <steven_> good song nate
46:59 <steven_> :P
47:02 <steven_> bout time
47:06 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyEuk8j8imI
47:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Justin Bieber - Love Yourself (PURPOSE : The Movement) (Nov 14, 2015) Length: 4:33 - Category: Music - 110,941,839 views - 922,944 likes (96.9%), 29,880 dislikes (3.1%)
54:19 <nate> i may need a spa, join me sexy steven
56:11 <beehhh> i havent had a shower for years
56:16 <nate> Rob Zombie - Living Dead Girl
56:29 <nate> beehhh shower with me bae
56:41 <nate> extra long one
56:43 <beehhh> ok beebee
57:00 <nate> we will call it beehhhs shower cam
57:04 <nate> make lots of money
57:13 <richard> beehhh if it rains go outside that will be your shower
57:13 <nate> so beehhh can stay in australia
57:28 <beehhh> thanks heaps for the support
57:44 <beehhh> one day i shall make it back i promise
58:27 <nate> good
58:57 <beehhh> will they ask me silly questions again
59:04 <steven_> heeheheheheheeee
00:01 <beehhh> http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbdqnoalbn1rgj5plo1_1280.jpg
07:06 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzTuBuRdAyA
07:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Weeknd - The Hills (May 27, 2015) Length: 3:55 - Category: Music - 478,405,741 views - 2,398,752 likes (96%), 101,113 dislikes (4%)
14:50 <nate> White Zombie - Blood, Milk and Sky
15:53 Quit: Herb_Dean ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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25:38 Quit: beehhh ([email protected]) Quit: Catch ya laters! peace until then!
51:38 <steven_> mmmm
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04:48 <sharni> Mmmmmmmmmm
05:09 <barky> Hi all
06:29 <steven_> hiiiiiiiiiii
06:33 <steven_> wud sharni
06:33 <steven_> ?
06:55 <sharni> Uhh getting dressed lmaoooo
06:59 <sharni> Wbu
07:10 <steven_> watching via your phone
07:26 <sharni> Don't freak me out lol
07:30 <steven_> hahah
08:47 <barky> Lmao
09:12 <sharni> Lol
09:20 <sharni> Bitch
10:28 <barky> Sharni babes
10:47 <barky> Did you unwrap that big present
10:58 <barky> And found abortion was inside
11:05 <barky> Merry xmas!!!!!
11:27 <sharni> No never received it
11:38 <sharni> But if I do I will return to sender
12:01 <barky> How cruel
12:17 <barky> There was 1000$ in his briefs too
12:25 <barky> You miss out
12:41 <steven_> have you seen them thingys
12:49 <steven_> you put both your feet on
12:55 <steven_> and you ride it around
13:00 <steven_> sweeg something
13:27 <barky> Segway?
13:39 <steven_> yes
13:42 <steven_> im the king
13:57 <barky> Stephen king!!!!
14:00 <steven_> :P
14:04 <barky> Wheres xm
14:07 <steven_> segway king!
14:12 <steven_> i can get them for $110 each
14:19 <barky> !stats xm
14:20 <Herb_Dean> (Stats:xm)(Lines: 311)(Actions: 0)(Words: 2268)(People Kicked: 0)(Times Kicked: 0)(People Banned: 0)(Times Banned: 0)
14:22 <steven_> i will sell for $250
14:24 <steven_> :P
14:24 <barky> Wtf
14:29 <barky> Cheap
14:52 <barky> Some poorhipsters are missing out on theirs ;'
16:16 <barky> How long do segways work for after full charge
17:09 <sharni> Lol they are shit anyways.. You can't ride them on the street
17:30 <barky> I bet steven would
17:36 <barky> Segway hoon
18:01 <barky> Hell mod it for turbo
18:57 <sharni> Lol
19:14 <sharni> What did you guys get for xmas lol
19:38 <barky> Xm in a box
19:49 <sharni> Aww yeah
19:51 <barky> Such a cutie
19:55 <barky> N u?
20:04 <sharni> Nm lol
20:55 <barky> What about the kids
21:08 <barky> What they get!
22:38 <barky> A black ute???
22:49 <barky> Toy of course ;'
29:06 <sharni> Haha no
29:24 <sharni> My oldest son got a quad bike and my youngest got a heap of toys
29:39 <sharni> They got other little things but yeah
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34:49 <barky> Quad bike? Lucky kid
35:17 <barky> When i wAs 8 all i got was a second hand 20 bux bike
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38:26 <steven_> 2 hours apparently
38:30 <steven_> then 1 hour to charge
39:48 <barky> How fast can they go
40:06 <barky> Haha stevie vid coming soon prolly
41:12 <sharni> lol
42:13 <barky> Were at dads
42:35 <barky> They just showed quadbikes on tv
42:46 <barky> Sis went FUN!
43:09 <barky> Actually id love one 2
43:16 <barky> Buy me one!!!!
44:27 <steven_> yeh im uploading one now
44:33 <steven_> not of me tho
44:34 <steven_> bak soon
49:25 <richard> anyone here seen the 2mins film [the topic]
55:26 <nate> yup me
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01:15 <Herb_Dean> sharni spent 8hrs 21mins 26secs in the channel
05:55 <Abortion> hellos
07:43 <nate> Abortion U DICK:)
07:50 <nate> flop over the channel
08:00 <Abortion> wa?
08:07 <nate> blow in stevens eyes
08:46 * Abortion blows in steven_'s eyes
08:55 * Abortion then blows in nate's eyes
09:38 <nate> omg it is chrissy!
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10:05 <beehhh> nate
10:19 <nate> yes
10:21 <nate> love me
10:38 <beehhh> love you long time
15:55 <Abortion> ruv you wrong time
16:50 <nate> Abortion did u lick some clit on christmas eve!
17:01 <Abortion> Can't say that I did
18:31 <nate> Disturbed - down with the sickness
18:45 <barky> Nate you are filthy!!!!!!!!!
19:01 <nate> barky i will bite your bum
19:32 <nate> will u give it 2 me
19:44 <barky> Ofc!!!!!!!
20:13 Quit: barky ([email protected]) Connection closed
24:10 <Abortion> Never forget http://imgur.com/gallery/T0Hlqhq
25:33 <richard> Abortion do you have air-con in your room"
25:38 <Abortion> I do
25:44 <richard> or a fan?
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25:47 <Abortion> Its great
26:00 <richard> Abortion is the electricity bill high?
26:08 <Abortion> idk its done by the pool
26:42 <richard> Abortion do you pay rent only and no bills
26:57 <Abortion> I don't understand the question
27:10 <Abortion> also I'm pretty sure I've explained this before
27:19 <richard> which one is it ?
27:32 <richard> u don't understand or you have already explained it
27:53 <Abortion> I've already explained to you how the bills work here, and I can't quite fit what you asked with how it is
28:23 <richard> that doesn't make any sense
29:14 <richard> Abortion u must be on drugs buddy DRUGS!
29:40 <nate> doctor ugs
30:17 <nate> Godsmack - I Stand Abortion
31:04 <richard> Abortion open your room door so the air-con goes everywhere in the house
31:47 <Abortion> ooor I could not because there is an aircon in the room next to me which is better placed to distribute air through the rest of the house
32:01 <Abortion> but actually a cool change came through anyway
32:07 <Abortion> so we don't need it at the moment
34:06 <richard> Abortion can your room mates hear your tv from the next room?
34:21 <Abortion> my room is at the other end of the house from everyone elses
34:27 <Abortion> so probably not
37:13 <Abortion> fuck it, I'm going in the pool. The water is really warm and the air is cool, should be good
37:42 <richard> Abortion but it's dark outside?
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37:59 <richard> Abortion there will be mosquitos
38:01 * Abortion shrugs
38:08 <Abortion> I don't care about mozzies
38:16 <Abortion> I don't get reactions to them
39:24 <richard> Abortion have you got speedos?
40:52 <dimaa> im so sun burned
41:15 <dimaa> i got fried today
41:43 <nate> cool nudey pic dimaa
41:54 * dimaa touches himself
42:07 <dimaa> just for you nate
42:23 <nate> oHH
42:26 <nate> smash it over here;l
42:31 <nate> i will only show richard
43:22 <richard> dimaa wear a cap when you are outside
47:57 <dimaa> i need to purchase a cap
48:22 <richard> dimaa yeah it helps alot purchase from rebel sports or other sports shops
49:00 <richard> dimaa some people carry umbrellas on hot days
49:07 <dimaa> azns :D
49:10 <dimaa> no no
49:10 <richard> yeah
49:16 <dimaa> im aware
50:01 <dimaa> well i was just stupid today and didnt wear sun screen
50:08 <dimaa> on my face anyway
50:32 <richard> dimaa instead of sunscreen wear a cap it's better
50:55 <dimaa> well i figure a mix between the tow
50:57 <dimaa> two*
51:33 <richard> dimaa is all your face peeling ?
51:51 <dimaa> it will be soon
51:52 <dimaa> :D
52:39 <dimaa> i feel like i put my face in a frying pan
52:39 <dimaa> lol
53:19 <richard> dimaa I walked barefoot on a 36 degree day and my feet was all burnt
53:28 <richard> on the road and footpath
53:41 <dimaa> dat aussie sun man
53:49 <richard> yeah dimaa wear shoes WEAR SHOES
54:06 <dimaa> i do
54:11 <dimaa> my feet are fine
54:27 <richard> dimaa do you like to wear bucket hats?
54:45 <dimaa> in the past i have, i would consider it again
55:20 <richard> dimaa I have a puma cap it's a good one
56:28 <richard> dimaa are you arms and legs burnt too or only your face
57:01 <dimaa> arms, neck, face. im wearing a V neck today too so there is a perfect imprint
57:02 <dimaa> lo.
57:06 <dimaa> its funny looking
57:18 <dimaa> and now im 5 glasses of win and 4 beers deep
57:21 <dimaa> i need more
57:42 <dimaa> richard: sell me weed
57:48 <richard> I don't smoke
57:59 <dimaa> oh, who was going to sell me some then
58:01 <dimaa> someone was
58:13 <richard> dimaa msg TheJunkie
58:17 <dimaa> lol
58:53 <richard> dimaa do you have a bong at home?
58:58 <richard> the glass tube?
59:00 <dimaa> no sadly
59:22 <richard> how do you smoke the weed then?
59:26 <dimaa> pipe
59:50 <dimaa> i havent had a bong since Chicago
59:51 <richard> dimaa I see some people cutting up cigarettes too and mixing it with the weed
00:07 <dimaa> spliff. meh not a fan
00:11 <dimaa> i like it straight
01:07 <richard> I was at my friends house and this cop came inside looking around and he saw drugs then the cop said 'I didn't see that, you don't know me I don't know you' then he went
01:39 <dimaa> cuz drugs arent a real offense
01:53 <richard> dimaa nah he turned a blind eye I don't know why
01:56 <richard> it's illegal
02:13 <richard> there was packet of cannabis
02:33 <dimaa> well weed isnt a real drug like meth or herion
02:40 <dimaa> or cocaine for that latter
02:42 <dimaa> matter*
02:48 <dimaa> its a plant
02:56 <dimaa> with medical properties
03:20 <richard> dimaa some people commit armed robberies to get money for drugs
03:49 <dimaa> because its illegal
03:55 <richard> yeah
04:04 <dimaa> if drug were not illegal there would be no crime related to it
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04:52 <richard> this lady at a plaza offered an old man a lift in her car on pension day then in the car park the lady's boyfriend punched the old man up and robbed him
05:44 <richard> dimaa there will be heaps of crimes because drugs cost money
05:45 <dimaa> well you cant fix stupidity
06:18 <dimaa> if drugs were legal and regulated there would be a lot less crimes related to drugs
06:44 <dimaa> alcohol is a legal regulated drug and people are stull stupid
06:47 <richard> dimaa I think there are injecting rooms at places I don't know I heard about it
07:31 <richard> dimaa do you smoke alot of ice
07:51 <dimaa> not once
08:00 <dimaa> im not a retard
08:05 <richard> oh
08:21 <dimaa> again. stupid people exist and laws wont stop that
08:32 <dimaa> so drug laws are worthless
08:43 <richard> I read in the paper this guy stabbed someone for $70 to buy ice
08:52 <richard> the guy died
08:52 <nate> kuniva was his name
08:58 <dimaa> i bet he did
08:58 <richard> haah
09:33 <dimaa> if he could just buy his ice without having to worry about police that man would be alive right now
09:36 <dimaa> that is a fact
10:49 <richard> harriet wran stabbed him
11:03 <richard> in redfern
13:07 <Abortion> richard: I do have speedos somewhere I think, but I wear board shorts
13:38 <richard> Abortion how are you going to swim in the dark?
13:47 <richard> night vision?
14:05 <Abortion> Past tense. There is an outdoor light that points to the pool
14:13 <Abortion> it was quite pleasant
14:26 <richard> Abortion did you already have a swim?
14:30 <Abortion> yes
14:42 <richard> Abortion are you all wet now ?
15:01 <Abortion> only my hair (huehuehue) I'm drying off
15:16 <richard> Abortion don't you wear a swim cap?
15:24 <Abortion> lol no
15:28 <richard> wtf you should
15:33 <Abortion> I'm not going for speed records
15:37 <richard> oh haha
15:58 <Abortion> if I was, I'd probably be shaving my body hair too
16:00 <richard> what about goggles?
16:06 <Abortion> nah
16:18 <richard> the water can go in your eyes yeah?
16:21 <richard> you need a snorkle too
16:24 <Abortion> yeah its not bad
16:31 <Abortion> lol snorkle, this isn't a reef
17:32 <richard> Abortion is one of your mates watching you when you are in the pool like at the beach there's life guards
17:43 <dimaa> richard: u worry too much
17:48 <richard> incase you drown?
17:54 <richard> you can drown man
18:32 <richard> does the pool water go green when you don't use it for long time
18:41 <dimaa> https://soundcloud.com/dubstep/cant-touch-this-by-savant
19:16 <Abortion> nah I swim fine. Frankly sailing is more dangerous than in the pool
19:19 <richard> <@dimaa> http://xhamster.com/movies/5372532/paja_publica.html
19:28 <Abortion> pool is fine, one of the guys keeps the chemical balance in check
19:47 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
20:17 <richard> Abortion is your backyard BIG!
20:54 Quit: Herb_Dean ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:02 <Abortion> its not bad
21:38 <richard> is there holes in the fence can neighbours perv at you when your in the pool
21:40 <dimaa> richard: so you're one of those huh?
21:41 <dimaa> ok
21:53 <richard> dimaa hunh?
22:01 <richard> dimaa did you see it ?
22:12 <Abortion> lol they can perv on me, I wouldn't care
22:46 <Abortion> My former room mate went topless in the pool on her birthday\
22:53 <richard> no way?
23:10 <richard> Abortion did you take your board shorts off too?
23:14 <Abortion> lol nah
23:29 <Abortion> there were many other guys there
23:32 <richard> Abortion was she doing the back stroke?
24:05 <richard> Abortion did she end up getting gangbanged who was video taping
24:19 <Abortion> wut
24:25 <Abortion> not to my knowledge
24:51 <Abortion> it wasn't a porno
24:58 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbXciBKcfQ8
25:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ministry - Just One Fix-Music Video (May 6, 2010) Length: 4:22 - Category: Music - 1,331,745 views - 7,884 likes (98.4%), 130 dislikes (1.6%)
25:08 <richard> Abortion was it her 13th birthday was she 13 years old
25:28 <Abortion> ummm, no, I don't think she'd be living out of home at 13
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26:07 <richard> Abortion were the other room mates wanking when she was topless in the pool
26:55 <nate> hi steven carnt!
28:05 Nick: steven_ is now known as steven_1
28:22 <richard> steven_1 or steven_number_one
28:35 <richard> or steven_numero_uno
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31:59 <screws> watched 2 seconds of that vid
32:03 <screws> then x'ed it
38:43 <screws> quiet tonight
39:19 <Abortion> Some people must have family they went to see. I went to see mine for lunch, so I'm home now
39:22 <Abortion> either that or orgies
39:34 <Abortion> idk if there are any christmas orgies, I imagine there are
39:36 <screws> lucky them (the orgies ones)
39:51 <screws> yeh they probably out
46:21 <beehhh> 60 houses burnt down
46:27 <beehhh> https://radio.abc.net.au/stations/local_melbourne/live?play=true
46:47 <Abortion> shieeet
46:52 <Abortion> more fires in vic?
47:08 <richard> <beehhh> http://xhamster.com/movies/5372532/paja_publica.html
47:21 <richard> beehhh where
48:00 <beehhh> richard click the link on the post
48:08 <richard> which one ?
48:16 <beehhh> the one you posted
48:17 <richard> there two of them
48:21 <richard> oh alright
48:40 <richard> pretty good beehhh pretty good
48:43 <beehhh> my network is barred from adult net
48:52 <Abortion> whut
48:53 <richard> beehhh what do you mean?
49:01 <Abortion> do you live in a religious commune?
49:15 <beehhh> yes in saudi arabia
49:24 <richard> beehhh you can change settings on your browser to allow adult sites
49:30 <Abortion> ah bugger
49:38 <richard> beehhh remove the family filter
49:52 <Abortion> A guy I met is going there to do research
49:57 <Abortion> some shit about glowing plants
50:08 <richard> Abortion did you meet him on tinder?
50:10 <beehhh> im in borneo near phillipines
50:11 <Abortion> and genetic engineeeeeeeering yeah
50:12 <Abortion> nah
50:14 <beehhh> Curtin Sarawak
50:24 <Abortion> He is a friend of a housemate
51:29 <richard> Abortion are you going with him
51:40 <Abortion> mmmmm no
52:00 <Abortion> He studied a completely different field to me
52:11 <Abortion> also Saudi sounds pretty dodge, even in the protected white areas
52:24 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v91npUJTcD0
52:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hipsta - Timmy Trumpet & Chardy ft The Bondi Hipsters (Sep 6, 2015) Length: 4:17 - Category: Music - 313,671 views - likes (97.2%), 88 dislikes (2.8%)
53:05 <richard> Abortion when do you start work next year
53:17 <Abortion> I go back to work on the 11th
53:52 <richard> that's good
54:12 <richard> Abortion have a nice night
54:19 <Abortion> cheers
54:39 Quit: richard ([email protected]) Quit: bye
56:22 <nate> have a nice nate Abortion!
56:27 <nate> WOOPIEZ
56:39 <Abortion> yeaaawaaaah lets party with nate
56:47 <nate> fuck i expected big irc days
56:52 <nate> everyone on here
56:55 <nate> ripping it up
56:59 <nate> let down!
57:51 <Abortion> No refunds
59:17 <beehhh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-SUhJT3g1c
59:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: You Can't Say This Word (Jan 8, 2013) Length: 3:09 - Category: Comedy - 2,157,565 views - 20,653 likes (97.8%), 463 dislikes (2.2%)
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