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00:12 <TokenDaRing> Mostly LP's
00:17 <richard> Trump you are a total loser working in that shop instead of australian of the year malcolm turnbull will give you the loser of the year award
00:23 <xm> what?
00:25 <xm> you performance/
00:28 <TokenDaRing> Let's plays
00:29 <xm> you perform?
00:38 <TokenDaRing> I just use my headset mic for gaming
00:41 <President_Trump> richard you buy all the food ten years past its used by date, you are the loser of the year
00:51 <TokenDaRing> Mumble/TS you wouldn't notice a good mic on anyway
01:18 <xm> it would be ncie to get something more portable, like one of those shures
01:31 <amelia> i would definitely vote for Trump as loser of the year
01:39 <amelia> even decade possibly
01:59 <steven_> lolol
02:01 <President_Trump> vote 1 trump http://acapulco70.com/make-america-great-again/
02:02 <TokenDaRing> I'm getting a desk arm for my mic so it will be easier to position
02:07 <richard> Trump a $2 shop makes 88 dollars per day man $88! your dumb shop only makes 90 cents a day
02:21 <President_Trump> who else is on team trump?
02:25 <President_Trump> come with me people
02:28 <President_Trump> i am your leader
02:41 <richard> <@President_Trump> i am your loser
02:55 <+Abortion> sounds just like politics
02:59 <richard> Trump that's what you were supposed to say
03:33 <+Abortion> xm: I wish I could hit the high notes of the big names
03:36 Join: Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
03:37 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas
03:58 <richard> <@Abortion> xm: I wish I could smoke a joint and get high most of the time
04:11 <richard> dats you Abortion
04:26 <+Abortion> I'd be a true artist then
04:41 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> i always have a few cones before making my videos
04:51 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> it helps to get me some inspiration
05:21 <President_Trump> <breaker> You should of learnt that the day you fucked Dugnuts... but you didn't and yuou kept fucking 15 other guys
05:30 <steven_> !random sfx
05:30 <Herb_Dean> [450] T: [04:48] <sfx> you dumb cunt she's been mine for ages you lot jhave no idea what we do behind close doors
06:00 <richard> President_Trump did he fuck dugnuts at the reject shop
06:45 <President_Trump> richard skype with steven_ and you can have ops
06:57 <richard> yeah alright
07:11 <steven_> gimme ur skype cunt
07:12 <steven_> quick
07:16 <steven_> before i go to bed
07:17 <richard> 1st opme
07:19 <steven_> na
07:21 <richard> 1st op me
07:26 <steven_> after i skype you
07:28 <steven_> hurry up
07:32 <steven_> [email protected]
07:44 <amelia> ahahahaha
07:45 <richard> yeah well op me for 1 minute then I'll give you the addy
07:51 <+Abortion> Argh my throat is hella dry
07:51 <steven_> no cunt
07:54 <richard> why
07:59 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> Abortion, are you trying to sing rn?
08:03 <steven_> because i dont want to see your shit topic
08:08 <+Abortion> rn?
08:11 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> right now
08:14 <+Abortion> I was
08:14 <steven_> call me or kill yourself
08:22 <+Abortion> now that I have been, my throat feels like shit
08:34 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> i thought i tasted blood in my throat last night when i did ur song
08:37 <richard> Abortion go to a hospital
08:58 <President_Trump> you probably caught some disease off ratwood
08:58 <screws> Abortion: - shame your mother didnt have an Abortion when she found out she was preg with yu
09:04 <amelia> Abortion do you have any wet hair pics for us tonight
09:15 <richard> Abortion you need a medical examination be careful when the doctor tells you to say ahhhhhhhhh he'll put his dick in your mouth
09:18 <+Abortion> no I don't
09:19 <amelia> screws that is not nice why are you such a bully
09:36 <amelia> fuck sake Abortion ok at least a panty pic then?
09:44 <TokenDaRing> screws: You creeper
09:45 <steven_> add me richard
09:48 <steven_> make a fake account
09:55 <richard> steven_ I don't want to
09:56 <+Abortion> gee amelia
10:00 <+Abortion> give me a break
10:05 <amelia> no
10:18 <President_Trump> whats this wet hair pic
10:21 <steven_> ok
10:25 <steven_> PUSSY
10:28 <richard> <@Abortion> gee amelia
10:28 <richard> <@Abortion> give me your cunt
10:39 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
10:39 <amelia> you're a loser Trump of course you wouldn't know
10:41 <steven_> xm you got skype
10:45 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> yeh
10:54 <steven_> add me dawg
10:55 <amelia> loser
10:58 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> all right
11:02 <steven_> i want you to record me ripping a bong
11:15 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> lollll
11:23 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> ive never recorded anything off skype
11:26 <steven_> ahh
11:31 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> i will probably need a third party tool
11:37 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> mac specific
11:37 <steven_> people have recorded me before
11:41 <steven_> uploading as a GIF
11:45 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> lol
11:45 <richard> breaking does tool mean dick
11:56 <TokenDaRing> screws is a justin bieber
11:58 <TokenDaRing> Fan
11:59 <President_Trump> amelia wheres ur xmas dress
12:15 <richard> President_ it's a designer brand
12:23 <amelia> hanging in my robe
12:29 <richard> President_Trump not your dumb black and gold brand clothes
12:33 <President_Trump> take a pic of it
12:40 <TokenDaRing> amelia is going naked on Christmas Day
12:51 <amelia> do you want a pic of it hanging in my robe
12:55 <steven_> #nerdhacks on the tities
13:02 <President_Trump> richard i buy 100 pairs of undies for 20 cents from china
13:17 <richard> Trump how much do you sell it for
13:23 <richard> Trump are they used
13:34 <President_Trump> yes used, sell them for $2 each
13:37 <steven_> like this
13:45 <steven_> #nerdhacks
13:46 <steven_> ( . )( .)
13:54 <amelia> i dont got no titties
13:58 <steven_> oh dang
14:00 <+Abortion> left boob is bigger
14:01 <richard> amelia has pectorals
14:02 <steven_> on your man boobs den
14:04 <steven_> boy!
14:08 <amelia> ahahahahahha
14:15 <President_Trump> amelia lie it on the bed and take the pic, or put it in the fridge
14:24 <amelia> ok i will put in fridge
14:24 <richard> amelia bench presses 100kg
14:36 <President_Trump> thats a good idea
14:54 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> lol nah not now steven_
15:01 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> im doing a new song
15:14 <steven_> haha
15:16 <steven_> pussy!
15:17 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> plus i need to install a recorder
15:30 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> i would kill myself if i missed out on a great moment
15:31 <richard> +Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> plus i need a cock in my mouthj
15:35 <steven_> i can feature
15:40 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> like emma walking past breastfeeding
15:41 <steven_> ft hawkz
15:47 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> hahah
16:17 <richard> emma breastfeeds toples in maccas
16:22 <richard> emma breastfeeds topless in maccas
16:31 <steven_> heheeheh~
16:37 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> keke~~~~
16:40 <steven_> yeh what of it?
18:30 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> richard found a loop hole to see titties on youtube, he just types in 'breastfeeding'
18:34 <steven_> when u can record
18:37 <steven_> let me know
18:45 <steven_> ill inv this religous guy into a skype call
18:48 <steven_> then rip boongs
18:51 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> lmao
18:53 <steven_> and u can get his reaction
18:56 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> from work>
19:01 <steven_> na from pakistan
19:06 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> oooo muslim
19:06 <steven_> i'll do it now
19:09 <steven_> if you want a laugh
19:12 <steven_> he goes mad
19:14 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> muslims are big on pot and opiates tho
19:21 <steven_> not this one
19:24 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> haha ok
19:25 <steven_> he calls me a foolish man
19:29 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> got bacon nearby?
19:33 <steven_> yes
19:38 <richard> <@steven_> he calls me a foolish bitch
19:47 <steven_> yeh he calls me a foolish bitch
19:57 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> i need to get a burqa, i'd seriously wear it on cam
20:05 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> actually ill get one off ebay
20:12 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> shouldnt be that expensive right
20:14 <richard> +Breaking when you get one rob 7-11
20:41 <steven_> lol
20:44 <President_Trump> richard go to chatzone and talk to babygirl
20:48 <steven_> teatowels go for about $2
20:51 <steven_> from redot
20:57 <steven_> my local
21:04 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> tell BABYGIRL you've got 2-for-1 KFC vouchers
21:05 <richard> President_Trump no thanks
21:09 <President_Trump> why not?
21:19 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> hah teatowel, ddint think of that
21:26 <President_Trump> richard what will you be doing xmas day?
21:45 <richard> Trump she doesn't like me she told me she lives with alot of guys then I said to her do you end up getting gangbanged in the house
21:56 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:51 <richard> Trump on xmas day I'll be hanging around the reject shop
23:39 <President_Trump> its closed tho
23:41 <amelia> http://imgur.com/9lPHy3N
24:15 <+Abortion> wat
24:31 <+Abortion> are those underwear in the fridge?
24:42 <amelia> its my xmas dress
25:20 <President_Trump> u are covering all the light, poor photography
25:40 <richard> <@thestig> hey richard dis is me man I tried picking up this cute blonde chick at the bus stop using only my body language it didn't work http://xhamster.com/movies/3961475/dick_flashing_blond_at_bus_stop.html
25:50 <amelia> dont you fuckin judge my photography skills, capiche?
26:05 <richard> yeah CAPICHE! TRUMP! do you understand CAPICHE
26:43 <TokenDaRing> Yeah, that was a shitty photo
27:09 <+Abortion> Ladies, how accurate is this? http://imgur.com/azWfbhl
27:12 <richard> <@amelia> http://xhamster.com/movies/3961475/dick_flashing_blond_at_bus_stop.html
27:30 <amelia> AHAHAHAA Abortion
27:56 <richard> <@Abortion> Ladies, how accurate is this? http://xhamster.com/movies/3961475/dick_flashing_blond_at_bus_stop.html
28:53 <TokenDaRing> Abortion: that's about how my fiancee sleeps yeah
29:14 <richard> Token rape your dumb fiancee tonight
29:15 <+Abortion> the garment just looks like a pest
29:25 <+Abortion> get all twisted up and stuff
29:35 <President_Trump> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ richard
29:43 <richard> :)
29:46 <President_Trump> give us details on how he should do it richard
30:09 <+Abortion> sigh
30:12 <+Abortion> another day passed
30:43 <richard> um Token kick in the bitches (fiancee's) door and ram your big dick in her cunt
31:06 <richard> 100 times
31:09 <TokenDaRing> richard: Why would I kick my own door in?
31:16 <TokenDaRing> I don't need to rape her, anyway
31:24 <TokenDaRing> Have you even had a girlfriend before, richard?
31:42 <richard> Token your dumb fiancee is a ugly loser man how can you even get an erection with that ugly whore
32:08 <richard> Token did you pick that bitch up at a bus stop like how thestig picks up chicks
32:16 <President_Trump> loolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
33:00 <TokenDaRing> Have you even had a girlfriend before, richard?
33:02 <richard> Token just euthanise your dumb bitch girlfriend she's a total loser
33:09 <TokenDaRing> Have you even had a girlfriend before, richard?
33:14 <richard> Token yeah 500 man
33:20 <richard> 500 chicks
33:27 <TokenDaRing> Ok, one that wasn't a blow up doll or an animal
33:34 <richard> nah
33:50 <steven_> richard while he is fucking his fiancee you will be wanking off
33:56 <BlackDevil> joel would be all over that knob
34:05 <steven_> and BlackDevil will be watching you
34:16 <BlackDevil> and steven_ on my knob
34:18 <steven_> hahaahaha
34:23 <richard> Token kicks his fiancee's ass every day
34:25 <steven_> whos fighting this week ?
34:32 <BlackDevil> no clue
34:39 <BlackDevil> but there will be a knock out
34:41 <BlackDevil> and a winner
34:41 <steven_> hahaha
34:43 <steven_> ofcourse
34:46 <richard> Token's fiancee doesn't even know the alphabet
34:50 <steven_> and you will tell me before i find out
34:56 <+Abortion> and by fighting: meeting up, and shuffling toes awkwardly while no action happens?
35:01 <BlackDevil> thus the fight is already spoiled
35:07 <steven_> haha
35:15 <steven_> not to bad
35:18 <richard> <@Abortion> and by fighting: meeting up, and sucking cock awkwardly while no action happens?
35:22 <steven_> i new they would be ko's
35:25 <steven_> the last one
35:33 <BlackDevil> the site i use is broken
35:36 <steven_> the one before i thought aldo decission
35:39 <+Abortion> oh you're talking compos
35:41 <richard> <@steven_> i new they would be cocks sucked
35:45 <+Abortion> thought you meant people in here
35:50 <steven_> nice !
35:58 <steven_> u can watch it on mma-core.com
36:02 <steven_> haha
36:18 <steven_> like 12 hours later
36:19 <steven_> :P
36:20 <TokenDaRing> richard: How old are you?
36:27 <TokenDaRing> Are you a 40 year old virgin?
36:27 <richard> 88 buddy WHY WHY WHY
36:32 <richard> TOKEN SUP
36:42 <amelia> go to bed steven
36:51 <steven_> no shit ey
36:53 <richard> <@amelia> go to bed steven and have a wank
36:59 <President_Trump> go to bed steven, u can sneak up in 30 mins after emma has fallen asleep
37:18 <steven_> lololol
37:21 <President_Trump> *out
37:28 <richard> steven you should bang emma before you go to bed
37:32 <steven_> no cunt
37:45 <steven_> her pussy needs a rest
37:52 <President_Trump> richard he needs to wait at least 30 mins for the viagra to kick in
37:59 <steven_> hahahhahahaha
38:14 <richard> steven_ your dick is all soft and floppy
38:15 <steven_> i can get a boner on demand
38:18 <richard> 24/7
38:24 <steven_> skype me you gay cunt
38:25 <amelia> richard why do you not like Tokens girlfriend
38:33 <amelia> wot did she do
38:35 <richard> amelia I saw her pic
38:41 <steven_> who cares bro
38:42 <amelia> is she a pig
38:45 <steven_> you got no one!
38:48 <richard> amelia she has no eyes no nose
38:49 <steven_> he does!
38:58 <amelia> show me the pic
39:04 <richard> amelia I deleted it
39:13 <amelia> richard i hate when you lie to me
39:17 <President_Trump> richard deleted it coz it gave his computer a virus
39:21 <BlackDevil> post the dick pic
39:25 <richard> I know
39:35 <steven_> hotchick.exe
39:38 <TokenDaRing> richard's dick pic makes Picard's look impressive
39:41 <BlackDevil> seems legit
40:18 <steven_> hahaha
40:21 <richard> <@TokenDaRing> http://xhamster.com/movies/3961475/dick_flashing_blond_at_bus_stop.html
40:52 <richard> Token dats you how you picked up your fiancee at a bus stop
41:08 <TokenDaRing> You have a weird fetish for that video
41:12 <TokenDaRing> Maybe it's really you?
41:16 <richard> haha
41:39 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooool
41:52 <steven_> i havnt even watched it
42:03 <steven_> it sounds to homosexual for my liking
42:07 <richard> steven_ dats how Token picked up his fiancee
42:22 <steven_> hot slut showing hot titayz
42:48 <steven_> !random thestig
42:48 <Herb_Dean> [86778] T: 00:23:15 <thestig> do they have good phone reception lollllllll
42:49 <+Abortion> I reckon something is up with my turbo. The boost is inconsistent
42:55 <+Abortion> sometimes I basically get none
43:00 <steven_> tis one will be good
43:03 <steven_> !random Abortion
43:03 <Herb_Dean> [95445] T: 20:54:53 <Abortion> #4 did better
43:06 <steven_> lol
43:11 <amelia> !random nate
43:12 <Herb_Dean> [15544] T: 17:37:53 <nate> i had mango chicken
43:16 <+Abortion> ouch
43:22 <richard> <@Herb_Dean> [15544] T: 17:37:53 <nate> i suck cock
43:36 <+Abortion> you'd hope nate had one line zingers every time
43:42 <amelia> don't you dare bring nathaniel into this
43:52 <steven_> !random SpunkyGay
43:52 <Herb_Dean> [53174] T: 20:02:14 <SpunkyGay> https://www.facebook.com/Acronym44/videos/1712132879022153/?pnref=story
43:54 <richard> capiche
43:59 <steven_> !random tisk
43:59 <Herb_Dean> [68690] T: 16:14:49 <Tisk> steven_
44:01 <+Abortion> Comprende?
44:01 <steven_> ahaha
44:11 <amelia> !random smooworm
44:12 <Herb_Dean> [46618] T: 19:00:47 <smooworm> oh shit ive cracked a stiff bbl
44:16 <amelia> AHAHAH
44:17 <steven_> haahahaa
44:21 <+Abortion> finally
44:30 <richard> <SpunkyGay> http://xhamster.com/movies/3961475/dick_flashing_blond_at_bus_stop.ht]
44:34 <steven_> !random springaa
44:35 <Herb_Dean> [11471] T: 22:08:27 <springaa> gooks sell them
44:41 <steven_> !random wanker
44:42 <Herb_Dean> [58301] T: 20:27:05 <wanker> she plays COD
44:56 <richard> <@Herb_Dean> [58301] T: 20:27:05 <wanker> she sucks cock good
45:03 <richard> <@Herb_Dean> [58301] T: 20:27:05 <wanker> she sucks cock GOOD
45:41 <President_Trump> !random richard
45:41 <Herb_Dean> [79768] T: 21:41:59 <richard> steven_ dats how Token picked up his fiancee
46:14 <richard> <@Herb_Dean> [79768] T: 21:41:59 http://xhamster.com/movies/3961475/dick_flashing_blond_at_bus_stop.html
46:52 <richard> it's very late I'll see you guys tomorrow
47:04 <steven_> :(
47:14 <steven_> want @
47:15 <steven_> ?
47:22 <richard> ok
47:53 <richard> @richard
47:57 <+Abortion> !random Herb_Dean
47:57 <Herb_Dean> [66301]
48:41 Part: richard ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
48:41 <Herb_Dean> richard spent 3hrs 24mins 34secs in the channel
48:46 Join: richard ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
48:46 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v richard
48:54 <amelia> xm has a nice voice
49:08 <richard> @amelia> xm has a nice big cock
49:49 <steven_> ahah
50:13 <President_Trump> loolololl
50:56 <richard> bye
50:58 Part: richard ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
50:59 <Herb_Dean> richard spent 2mins 12secs in the channel
51:03 <steven_> gaga
51:12 Mode: (by steven_) +s
51:23 <amelia> he gives decent giggles
51:30 <steven_> only 1
51:33 <steven_> the last one
51:35 <steven_> that was it
51:42 <+Abortion> He is pure deadpan
51:42 <amelia> nah
52:00 <+Abortion> http://imgur.com/gallery/ZGiTIQd
52:41 <steven_> .
52:50 <thestig> Abortion that is not a wet hair pic
52:56 <thestig> I AM NOT ENTERTAINED
53:06 <amelia> HAHA
54:41 <+Abortion> I am a finite resource, I have to preserve it
54:56 Quit: screws ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
55:57 <+Abortion> Bon Voyage
00:41 <steven_> * Mei ([email protected]) has joined #chatzone
00:41 <steven_> <Mei> Xmas Bash BABYGIRL??
00:41 <steven_> <BABYGIRL> no i wouldnt wanna hurt my pretty nails
00:41 <steven_> <Mei> your face would be hurt
00:41 <steven_> <BABYGIRL> oh really is before yours is planted in the brick wall
00:59 <thestig> wow lol
01:18 <steven_> mei is from perth
01:53 <steven_> this is my christmas tree
01:56 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9hjyda
02:20 <steven_> <Mei> my knee your face BABYGIRL
02:41 <thestig> STEVEN IS THE WINNER
02:48 <thestig> 2015 CHRISTMAS TREE COMP
02:53 * thestig runs
02:55 <nate> tisk has the same tree :D
02:59 <nate> lolol
02:59 <amelia> DOUBT IT
03:10 <amelia> winner has already been decided
03:20 <nate> is it jetstream sam
03:30 <nate> where is the hoe
03:40 <steven_> yeh
03:44 <steven_> mrs poh won!
03:50 <amelia> i fink he playing ps4 wif pliv
04:00 <thestig> Steven your christmas tree is artistic, it shows how family is more important then christmas
04:15 <steven_> ;p
04:16 <steven_> <Mei> only thing is I would keep punching you in the face once youre down BABYGIRL
04:16 <steven_> <Mei> relentless
04:28 <amelia> bwahahahahahahahahaha
04:48 <amelia> stevens tree has a nice aroma
04:50 <amelia> dats about it
04:59 <steven_> hahahahha
05:02 <steven_> VERY NICE
05:09 <thestig> steven can u hear that?
05:09 <nate> steven President_Trump likes baby girl talk message him privately ;D
05:15 <steven_> fireworks
05:17 <thestig> must be second place talking
05:30 <steven_> oh
05:40 <steven_> no i cant
05:43 <amelia> you are going the right way for a backhand
05:54 <steven_> im going to bed
05:57 <steven_> loooooooooooooooool
06:01 <thestig> yeh steven watch out for amelias backhand
08:13 <steven_> i just passed the idiot test
08:17 <steven_> KEKEK!
08:23 <steven_> EDJIOT!
08:34 <thestig> lol go to bed
08:38 <thestig> hald day morrow
09:18 <steven_> <BABYGIRL> knock yourself out i recorded it stick on utube everyone can lsugh at u
09:18 <steven_> <President_Trump> BABYGIRL is rousey coz she got a fat ass
09:18 <steven_> <Mei> yeh and she would get knocked out like Rousey too
09:18 <steven_> <Mei> no ref to stop me exfoliating her face with the cement!
09:18 <steven_> <Mei> who knows I might punch BABYGIRL's face so much it will be an improvement to the fucked up face she has now
09:28 <steven_> i should go in at 8:00
09:34 <steven_> haha
09:48 <thestig> i went to work today and everyone was still open lol
09:54 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> what she going on about?
09:57 <steven_> <BABYGIRL> wanna do it so bad come to my location well see
09:57 <steven_> <Mei> lol
09:57 <steven_> <Mei> i would love to do it
10:39 <President_Trump> steven_ need the snapshot of that grotty cunt
10:41 <President_Trump> and more audio
11:52 Quit: SpunkyGay ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
12:37 <steven_> lololol
12:45 <steven_> im tthe manager mate
12:57 <steven_> im responsible now
13:07 <steven_> new shhhtebieeeeeeeeeeeeee
13:22 <steven_> nite cuntz
13:32 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> manager? how many people you managin'
13:35 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> nite
13:41 <steven_> 3
13:45 <steven_> soon the be 6
13:55 <steven_> well im not sure
14:45 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> what is the nature of your indsutry
15:04 <Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas> i remember you mentioning sticky tape being used -- boxes of something i assume
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22:35 <nate> steven carnt bed
22:37 <nate> LOLOOLOL
22:44 <nate> i will talk to Breaking`BanWishesUAMerryXmas
22:49 <nate> bout sexy times
27:23 <cherri_pie> wheres bitters tonight
27:25 <cherri_pie> anyone seen him
27:44 <nate> is that plivent?
27:47 <cherri_pie> yehh
27:51 <cherri_pie> is he around
27:54 <nate> ohh he'll be back
28:02 <nate> gone for a quick pull
28:05 <cherri_pie> right
28:12 <cherri_pie> what about jen? she has vanished from here
28:16 <cherri_pie> whats she been up to
28:24 <nate> shes on another network picking up dudes
28:30 <nate> oskar follows her around
28:32 <cherri_pie> sounds about right
28:56 <BlackDevil> do you think joel has cancer?
28:59 <BlackDevil> in the butt
30:19 <thestig> lol Bumjack Cancer
31:06 <President_Trump> i gave that to nate
31:24 <nate> i dont want cancer
31:28 <nate> thankyou!:)
31:53 <nate> Katy Perry - Ur So Gay
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37:26 Nick: breaker is now known as kodak
37:43 Nick: kodak is now known as breaker
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46:06 <cherri_pie> wassup nerds
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48:25 <cherri_pie> why so quiet in here wtf
48:30 <cherri_pie> boring as fuck
48:33 <cherri_pie> someone talk
48:35 <cherri_pie> wheres bitters
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10:41 <cherri_pie> wtff
10:44 <cherri_pie> is no one talking??
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12:06 <cherri_pie> helllo?
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46:03 <Celery> whats in santas sack for u guise this year?¿
48:08 <Celery> i got dogged this year so i be here 4 christmas all alone ;l
48:18 <Celery> [[[[[[[[[;
51:41 <Celery> giv sum1 christmas money n they turn round treat u like shit
52:26 <Celery> jon will spend his christmas money on homosexual porn websites
54:01 <Celery> !hangman
54:01 <Herb_Dean> Get ready for some hangman... We are hanging breaker, unless you can prevent it. !hang <letter> to guess a letter. Current clue: _______ Letters remaining: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
54:07 <Celery> !solve blackdevil
54:07 <Herb_Dean> Sorry Celery but that is not the correct answer.
54:17 <Celery> !hang p
54:17 <Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got breaker: a head! Current clue: _______ Letters remaining: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
54:17 <Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
54:36 <Celery> !hang k
54:36 <Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got breaker: a neck! Current clue: _______ Letters remaining: abcdefghijlmnoqrstuvwxyz
54:36 <Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
54:41 <Celery> !hang t
54:41 <Herb_Dean> Well done, Celery! You picked a winning letter. Current clue: ____t__ Letters remaining: abcdefghijlmnoqrsuvwxyz
54:50 <Celery> !hang e
54:50 <Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got breaker: torso! Current clue: ____t__ Letters remaining: abcdfghijlmnoqrsuvwxyz
54:50 <Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
54:55 <Celery> !hang a
54:55 <Herb_Dean> Well done, Celery! You picked a winning letter. Current clue: ___at_a Letters remaining: bcdfghijlmnoqrsuvwxyz
55:05 <Celery> !hang r
55:06 <Herb_Dean> Well done, Celery! You picked a winning letter. Current clue: _r_at_a Letters remaining: bcdfghijlmnoqsuvwxyz
55:14 <Celery> !hang c
55:14 <Herb_Dean> Well done, Celery! You picked a winning letter. Current clue: Cr_at_a Letters remaining: bdfghijlmnoqsuvwxyz
55:23 <Celery> ????
56:04 <Celery> !solve croatia
56:04 <Herb_Dean> Good job Celery! You have just saved breaker by guessing the correct word. Answer: ( Croatia )
56:08 <Celery> :]]]]
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24:25 * Celery slaps spread around a bit with a small Imperial-Class Stardestroyer
27:00 <steven_> kekek~
30:20 <Celery> shtevo spreads his cheeks
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31:25 <Celery> exho
31:49 <Celery> will u also spend your christmas money on homosexual porn websites?
47:20 <slinky_J> i will
47:40 <Celery> ;/
48:09 <slinky_J> i should be ASLEEP
48:28 <Celery> might cook eggs on toast
48:58 <slinky_J> yum
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06:10 <nate> slinky_J so hornay!
23:51 <+Abortion> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit I still have to buy presents for family
36:03 <slinky_J> tired
36:17 <slinky_J> i gave mum 150 bucks and said buy something you like
36:28 <nate> lolol slinky_J
36:30 <slinky_J> lol
36:44 <nate> i got me mum and dad retractable hoses
36:49 <nate> for der gardens
36:52 <slinky_J> ahhh
37:09 <slinky_J> i got a pressure cooker on monday from mum
37:24 <nate> COokin up a storm
39:08 <slinky_J> i should buy my garden a bag of salt hehe
10:44 <Skirmish> That is an awesome present Nate. I was considering the same from the mob that does the unbreakable hose connections.
51:20 <nate> im going for the world record bench press next year ;l
51:26 <nate> who is jelly
51:34 <nate> JELLY
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04:37 Mode: (by cgodfx) +v Exo
06:18 <nate> no one is jelly
06:22 <nate> DAMN IT all
08:02 <cgodfx> hmm cant half op when your half op
08:08 <cgodfx> first world problems :/
08:34 Mode: (by cgodfx) +vvv Herb_Dean nate Skirmish
08:37 <Skirmish> What is the world bench press record Nate?
08:38 Mode: (by cgodfx) +vv slinky_J spread
09:59 <nate> proper form no gear is only 335kg
10:10 <Skirmish> That's huge.
10:17 <nate> proper form is massive tho
10:24 <nate> geared is like 430
11:25 <Skirmish> I used to shoulder shrug 210kg at my peak.
12:13 <Skirmish> I haven't lifted seriously for 7 years though.
12:33 <Skirmish> Training partner I used to have was competitive so we were always pushing to go heavier.
13:00 <nate> shoulder press?
14:21 <Skirmish> Shrug. Take bar off stand and only lift with shoulders by performing a shrug.
18:15 <nate> time to get wet!
18:18 <nate> OOOhh
25:58 <thestig> skirmish what was your bench press
30:51 <Skirmish> thestig: 125kg max
31:20 <Skirmish> I do 70kg with high reps.
54:44 Topic Is: Breaking `Ban feat. Abortion - My Hair Was Wet At The Time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ALZXen-QKE
54:44 Set By: (xm) on: Wed Dec 23 04:40:43 2015
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08:25 <slinky_J> Celery I want to be your peanut butter
08:28 <slinky_J> butter
08:41 <Celery> :[[
10:04 <slinky_J> wat
10:04 <slinky_J> :(
10:09 <slinky_J> made me cry
10:15 <slinky_J> :~
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18:32 <slinky_J> FINE
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45:34 <Celery> get yur nuts out
46:17 <Abortion> peanut butter and celery, I think we got that in preschool
46:28 <Abortion> before peanut allergies killed all the little kids
48:44 <Celery> thats called
48:48 <Celery> ants on a log
48:49 <Celery> lols
49:23 <Celery> celery then peanutbutter then sultanas
50:44 <Celery> piss fisher
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12:53 <slinky_J> YUCK
13:02 <slinky_J> SALTANAS STAY AWAY FROM PEANUT BUTTER
19:07 <slinky_J> man I hope to hellclaus a million kids get Battlefront tomorrow to help fill it up
24:59 <Skirmish> Maybe that is why my son doesn't play it much. He's been hammering Warframe with his mates on PC.
31:13 <slinky_J> get plenty of people on larger scale modes
55:13 <steven_> kekek!
56:13 <steven_> i see oskarrr is back
56:17 <steven_> and active on another nickname
56:37 <Skirmish> Who is that?
57:21 <steven_> just some retard
57:22 <slinky_J> stop getting "active" with other nicknames you fiend!
57:26 Mode: (by steven_) +oo slinky_J Skirmish
58:02 <Celery> mens asses
58:46 <+slinky_J> ty
59:51 <Celery> i have piece toast
59:53 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo Exo Herb_Dean damian
00:04 <steven_> what is on it?
00:26 <Celery> vegemites
00:36 <steven_> vaginamite
00:52 <Skirmish> That was my breakfast at 430 this morning. vegemite on toast.
01:28 <steven_> i didnt have breakfast today
01:42 <Skirmish> Most important meal of the day.
01:46 <steven_> im about to eat a ham and salad roll and a meatlovers pizza tho
02:01 <Skirmish> I had ham and avo for lunch. That was nice.
02:12 <steven_> i'll take a photo of mine
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03:59 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Blitzkrieg
04:34 <Blitzkrieg> looooooooooooooooooooooooooool @ PiSs being devoiced
04:46 <steven_> !random tisk
04:47 <+Herb_Dean> [59996] T: 16:21:29 <Tisk> you are nothing
04:57 <Blitzkrieg> !random tisk
04:57 <+Herb_Dean> [37295] T: 16:21:36 <Tisk> stomp ya head in
05:02 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOLLLL
05:09 <Blitzkrieg> He couldn't stomp his foot in his shoe
05:13 <Blitzkrieg> Let alone someones head.
05:18 <steven_> !random Blitzkrieg
05:19 <+Herb_Dean> [32428] T: 19:06:06 <Blitzkrieg> Oh
05:29 <Blitzkrieg> !random BlackDevil
05:29 <+Herb_Dean> [90225] T: 17:23:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KRS-One - Step Into A World (Rapture's Delight) (Mar 4, 2014) Length: - Category: Music - 511,341 views - likes (98.8%), 52 dislikes (1.2%)
05:32 <Blitzkrieg> Er
05:35 <Blitzkrieg> !random Blitzkrieg
05:35 <+Herb_Dean> [11055] T: 19:05:06 <Blitzkrieg> Er
05:38 <steven_> haha
05:39 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
05:40 <steven_> wtf
05:46 <Blitzkrieg> It quoted me just then
05:59 <steven_> your .txt file must be tiny
05:59 <steven_> :P
06:05 <steven_> let me have a look
06:20 <Blitzkrieg> I don't type much
06:22 <steven_> 4kb
06:24 <Blitzkrieg> Cause I don't come on much
06:31 <steven_> !random BlackDevil
06:31 <+Herb_Dean> [72070] T: 01:33:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 75 bpm techno (Dec 19, 2015) Length: 5:21 - Category: Music - 4 views views - 1 likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
06:33 <steven_> fuck off
06:36 <steven_> !random Blitzkrieg
06:36 <+Herb_Dean> [8662] T: 16:04:44 <Blitzkrieg> Most people are hotter than me.. I've always said that.
06:40 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
06:45 <steven_> !random tisk
06:46 <+Herb_Dean> [29777] T: 17:13:40 <Tisk> fuck off with you all
07:14 <Blitzkrieg> Man.. I love my new job
07:20 <steven_> i hate my new job
07:28 <Blitzkrieg> Spent the last 2 hours at work sinking booze and playing CS
07:49 <BlackDevil> joel gets bumjacked in prison
07:50 <Blitzkrieg> Fully paid too :D
07:53 <steven_> spent the last 2 hours at work running around like a machine
07:56 <Blitzkrieg> Joel is a loser
07:59 <Blitzkrieg> Like Pullcock
08:07 <Blitzkrieg> `ban breaker LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
08:15 <steven_> !stats breaker
08:15 <+Herb_Dean> (Stats:breaker)(Lines: 0)(Actions: 0)(Words: 0)(People Kicked: 0)(Times Kicked: 6)(People Banned: 0)(Times Banned: 1)
08:18 <Celery> mens underpants
08:33 <Blitzkrieg> He's too busy crying on your server steven_
08:37 <Blitzkrieg> Cause Jen hates him now
08:49 <Blitzkrieg> His princess.. Gone.
08:55 <Blitzkrieg> Surprised he hasn't necked up.
09:41 <steven_> he has a few new targets
09:49 <Blitzkrieg> He tries to call her on a private number
09:51 <Blitzkrieg> Hoping she'll answer
09:56 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ breaker
10:03 <steven_> yeh im sure he has moved on already
10:10 <Blitzkrieg> Bullshit.
10:13 <steven_> new victim is already been selected
10:16 <Blitzkrieg> He's too psycho obsessed.
10:17 <steven_> has
10:18 <Blitzkrieg> Who?
10:22 <Blitzkrieg> Amelia?
10:24 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni?
10:25 <steven_> yeh he will keep jen as a sidedish
10:26 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk?
10:31 <steven_> nuh not this channel
10:44 <Blitzkrieg> Some poor slut on your server?
10:55 <steven_> na
10:57 <Blitzkrieg> Or Mrs Poh?
11:07 <steven_> there has been a big influx of vagina on this server in the last week
11:20 <Blitzkrieg> Mostly men pretending no doubt
11:25 <steven_> nar
11:37 <Blitzkrieg> No self respecting woman would come on Austnet and actually stay here
11:45 <fish> lols
11:46 <steven_> they are all ex users
11:53 <Blitzkrieg> Oh
11:53 <steven_> !random fish
11:54 <+Herb_Dean> [14399] T: 18:30:08 <fish> i only got one hug at school
11:57 <Blitzkrieg> Masochists
12:00 <fish> lols
12:02 Kick: fish was kicked by Herb_Dean (Are You A Carrot?)
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12:08 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v fish
12:22 <fish> im a carrot
12:23 <fish> im a carrot
12:35 <Blitzkrieg> [16:12:22] breaker has been idle 116hrs 51mins 40secs, signed on Sat Dec 19 16:19:22 2015
12:39 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOLLLLL
12:45 <Blitzkrieg> Sobbing himself to sleep
12:45 <fish> !random breaker
12:46 <+Herb_Dean> [81123]
12:52 <Blitzkrieg> !random breaker
12:52 <+Herb_Dean> [25390]
12:57 <Blitzkrieg> !random breaker
12:57 <+Herb_Dean> [48327]
13:00 <fish> lols
13:05 <Blitzkrieg> I think it's broken
13:08 <Blitzkrieg> !random tisk
13:08 <+Herb_Dean> [69159] T: 16:12:13 <Tisk> fuck him off now
13:12 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahah
13:19 <BlackDevil> !random BlackDevil
13:19 <+Herb_Dean> [63719] T: 13:04:11 <BlackDevil> no longer oper
13:23 <BlackDevil> yea
13:26 <BlackDevil> legit
13:28 <BlackDevil> no oper
13:40 <Blitzkrieg> !random steven_
13:40 <+Herb_Dean> [23584] T: 19:52:45 <steven_> -Bet us he could do a wheelie to the end of the block (he was on a BMX)
15:11 <Blitzkrieg> !random Osskkaarr
15:12 <+Herb_Dean> [91551]
15:17 <Blitzkrieg> !random failbot
15:17 <+Herb_Dean> [4963]
16:34 <BlackDevil> !random Herb_Dean
16:34 <+Herb_Dean> [47346]
16:38 <BlackDevil> broken
16:42 <Blitzkrieg> Nuh
16:43 <steven_> its not broken
16:44 <Blitzkrieg> !random BlackDevil
16:45 <+Herb_Dean> [57674] T: 19:01:49 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cage I Never Knew You (May 29, 2009) Length: 4:29 - Category: Music - 229,886 views - 1,722 likes (95.6%), 79 dislikes (4.4%)
16:51 <BlackDevil> !random retard
16:51 <+Herb_Dean> [90339]
16:52 <steven_> it cant give logs of people who havnt spoke
16:55 <Blitzkrieg> It just had no lines
17:01 <Blitzkrieg> !random steven_
17:01 <+Herb_Dean> [14834] T: 19:38:20 <steven_> your mate doc
17:04 <steven_> !random chanop
17:04 <Blitzkrieg> !hangman
17:04 <+Herb_Dean> [65693]
17:04 <+Herb_Dean> Get ready for some hangman... We are hanging KFC_BBL, unless you can prevent it. !hang <letter> to guess a letter. Current clue: ______ Letters remaining: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
17:15 <BlackDevil> also gives out random numbers?
17:22 <steven_> yeah
17:25 <steven_> numbers and radom
17:42 <Blitzkrieg> !hang t
17:42 <+Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got KFC_BBL: a head! Current clue: ______ Letters remaining: abcdefghijklmnopqrsuvwxyz
17:42 <+Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
17:46 <Celery> got dogged by everyone this christmas
17:46 <Blitzkrieg> !hang s
17:46 <+Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got KFC_BBL: a neck! Current clue: ______ Letters remaining: abcdefghijklmnopqruvwxyz
17:46 <+Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
17:52 <Blitzkrieg> !hang r
17:52 <+Herb_Dean> Well done, Blitzkrieg! You picked a winning letter. Current clue: __r___ Letters remaining: abcdefghijklmnopquvwxyz
18:01 <Blitzkrieg> !hang p
18:02 <+Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got KFC_BBL: torso! Current clue: __r___ Letters remaining: abcdefghijklmnoquvwxyz
18:02 <+Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
18:07 <Blitzkrieg> !hang n
18:07 <+Herb_Dean> Well done, Blitzkrieg! You picked a winning letter. Current clue: __r__n Letters remaining: abcdefghijklmoquvwxyz
18:21 <Blitzkrieg> !hang A
18:21 <+Herb_Dean> Well done, Blitzkrieg! You picked a winning letter. Current clue: __r_an Letters remaining: bcdefghijklmoquvwxyz
18:27 <Blitzkrieg> !hang i
18:27 <+Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got KFC_BBL: arms! Current clue: __r_an Letters remaining: bcdefghjklmoquvwxyz
18:27 <+Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
18:28 <fish> !hang m
18:28 <+Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got KFC_BBL: hands! Current clue: __r_an Letters remaining: bcdefghjkloquvwxyz
18:28 <+Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
18:38 <fish> !hang d
18:38 <+Herb_Dean> Well done, fish! You picked a winning letter. Current clue: __rdan Letters remaining: bcefghjkloquvwxyz
18:43 <Blitzkrieg> !hang g
18:43 <+Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got KFC_BBL: legs! Current clue: __rdan Letters remaining: bcefhjkloquvwxyz
18:43 <+Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
18:48 <fish> !hang solve jordan
18:48 <+Herb_Dean> You gotta pick a letter moron.
18:48 <steven_> !hang jordan
18:52 <steven_> !solve jordan
18:53 <+Herb_Dean> Good job steven_! You have just saved KFC_BBL by guessing the correct word. Answer: ( Jordan )
18:55 <steven_> hahaahah
18:55 <fish> dam
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> lolol
19:05 <fish> im tall as jordan nearlly
19:07 <fish> lols
20:42 <fish> !hang
20:44 <steven_> whats the plans for christmas tisk
20:49 <fish> not much
20:56 <Blitzkrieg> Naps in his kitty litter
21:14 <fish> funny guy
21:16 <fish> not
21:38 <Blitzkrieg> Why thank you :D
21:59 <steven_> fish !hangman to start it
28:16 <Blitzkrieg> !seen
28:20 <Blitzkrieg> No seen bot?
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29:06 <Celery> just got some weed
30:13 <BlackDevil> should use round up
30:15 <BlackDevil> kill it
31:22 <Celery> lols
32:04 <Celery> !hangman
32:04 <+Herb_Dean> Get ready for some hangman... We are hanging steven_, unless you can prevent it. !hang <letter> to guess a letter. Current clue: ________ Letters remaining: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
32:12 <fish> !hang a
32:12 <+Herb_Dean> Well done, fish! You picked a winning letter. Current clue: ____a___ Letters remaining: bcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
32:16 <fish> !hang r
32:16 <+Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got steven_: a head! Current clue: ____a___ Letters remaining: bcdefghijklmnopqstuvwxyz
32:16 <+Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
32:20 <fish> !hang d
32:20 <+Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got steven_: a neck! Current clue: ____a___ Letters remaining: bcefghijklmnopqstuvwxyz
32:20 <+Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
32:22 <Celery> !hang d
32:22 <+Herb_Dean> Idiot... Try picking a letter that somebody else hasn't picked.
32:25 <fish> !hang e
32:25 <+Herb_Dean> Well done, fish! You picked a winning letter. Current clue: ____a__e Letters remaining: bcfghijklmnopqstuvwxyz
32:31 <fish> !hang b
32:31 <+Herb_Dean> Well done, fish! You picked a winning letter. Current clue: ___bab_e Letters remaining: cfghijklmnopqstuvwxyz
32:46 <fish> !hang l
32:46 <+Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got steven_: torso! Current clue: ___bab_e Letters remaining: cfghijkmnopqstuvwxyz
32:46 <+Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
32:55 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Connection closed
32:57 <fish> !hang s
32:57 <+Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got steven_: arms! Current clue: ___bab_e Letters remaining: cfghijkmnopqtuvwxyz
32:57 <+Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
33:01 <fish> !hang d
33:01 <+Herb_Dean> Idiot... Try picking a letter that somebody else hasn't picked.
33:01 <Celery> lols
33:09 <fish> !hang f u c k
33:09 <+Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got steven_: hands! Current clue: ___bab_e Letters remaining: cghijkmnopqtuvwxyz
33:09 <+Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
33:29 <fish> !hang g
33:29 <+Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got steven_: legs! Current clue: ___bab_e Letters remaining: chijkmnopqtuvwxyz
33:29 <+Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
33:32 <fish> !hang gj
33:32 <+Herb_Dean> You gotta pick a letter moron.
33:36 <fish> !hang j
33:36 <+Herb_Dean> Smooth gimp! One step closer to dead. You just got steven_: feet! Current clue: ___bab_e Letters remaining: chikmnopqtuvwxyz
33:36 <+Herb_Dean> You can use "!solve Word(s)" to guess the word(s) straight off.
33:37 Quit: lionhearted ([email protected]) Connection closed
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33:37 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v Skirmish
33:42 <fish> fuck
33:52 <Celery> !hang i
33:52 <+Herb_Dean> Well done, Celery! You picked a winning letter. Current clue: _i_bab_e Letters remaining: chkmnopqtuvwxyz
34:21 <fish> !hang t
34:21 <+Herb_Dean> steven_ is DEAD! You all suck. Word: Zimbabwe
34:41 <Celery> lolsss
34:47 <+slinky_J> now this is the best batman v superman trailer ive seen
34:48 <+slinky_J> https://youtu.be/HVffx2kP29w
34:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE TV Spot #3 (2016) Ben Affleck DC Superhero Movie HD (Dec 21, 2015) Length: 0:31 - Category: Entertainment - 96,139 views - 442 likes (95.1%), 23 dislikes (4.9%)
35:07 <+slinky_J> i would watch the film at cinemas in german with english subtitles
36:18 <steven_> haah
36:48 <steven_> !top10
36:50 <+Herb_Dean> Top10(words): #1. springaa (8514) #2. steven_ (7136) #3. cherri_pie (6247) #4. sharni (4151) #5. wanker (3590) #6. amelia (2950) #7. nate (2786) #8. harjep (2677) #9. BlackDevil (2411) #10. slinky_J (2173)
37:08 <steven_> springaa here i come
37:26 <steven_> !random springaa
37:26 <+Herb_Dean> [8984] T: 21:35:30 <springaa> trust me
37:47 <steven_> for some reason
38:04 <steven_> when i hover over springaa it gives me the click option
38:25 <Blitzkrieg> Not here
38:32 <Blitzkrieg> Must be out of sync
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47:26 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v unsynthetic
49:19 <steven_> !random springaa
49:19 <+Herb_Dean> [6764] T: 23:58:57 <springaa> i work part time teaching music
49:23 <steven_> lol
49:50 Mode: (by steven_) +v Celery
49:52 <Blitzkrieg> rofl
49:57 <Blitzkrieg> !random kodak
49:58 <+Herb_Dean> [74467]
50:05 <Blitzkrieg> !random kodak[a]
50:05 <+Herb_Dean> [98026]
52:20 <steven_> !random sfx
52:20 <+Herb_Dean> [6408] T: [04:50] <sfx> You got no idea what's going on plivent, none of you do hahhaaha!
52:51 <Blitzkrieg> !random sfx
52:51 <+Herb_Dean> [89438] T: * anotherirc3r ([email protected]) has joined #politicaldebate | <anotherirc3r> hey Tigger_ | * Tigger_ sets mode: +b *!*nerdhacks@*.your.bitch.dawgystyle.com
53:49 <steven_> !random sfx
53:49 <+Herb_Dean> [309] T: [04:48] <sfx> she's playing with my hair now
54:37 Nick: Blitzkrieg is now known as MINI`JACKPOT
03:04 <Celery> !random
03:13 <steven_> !random Celery
03:13 <+Herb_Dean> [21329] T: 04:54:57 <Celery> !hang r
03:23 <Celery> ???
03:59 <Celery> ii got pringles
04:08 <steven_> i got 2 big bags full of shit
04:57 <Celery> ;l
05:58 <Celery> saturday is muaythai day
06:09 <Celery> i mean boxing day
10:42 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: I miss you already.
19:19 Quit: MINI`JACKPOT ([email protected]) Quit:
20:35 <Celery> !random sfx
20:35 <+Herb_Dean> [23496] T: [00:41] <Osskkaarr> i will say... not that it matters to anyone.. but least i cried out there... no one cares anwyay.. make of me of me if you must... I was sexually abused when i was a kid and i can;'t handle it 30 years on.
20:46 <+Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: dj snake - middle (audio) ft. bipolar sunshine] [/128kbps]
24:09 <fish> fried
24:28 <fish> someone knocked on my door to soft to hear until they were gone
24:30 <fish> lols
24:31 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
24:31 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v nate
26:05 <fish> bored
26:07 <fish> hi nate
26:38 <nate> hi fishy
26:45 <nate> i did cath a forearm pic
26:49 <nate> she will be excited
26:57 <nate> http://s591.photobucket.com/user/vgcoupe/media/arm/forearm.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0
26:59 <nate> lolol
29:16 <steven_> everytime i have a day off
29:23 <steven_> people always come around
29:25 <steven_> selling shit
29:42 <nate> selling whaat ;D
30:12 <steven_> 2 times its been hot sluts
30:22 <steven_> nate is that your pic
30:22 <steven_> ?
30:27 <steven_> u naked or what
30:28 <steven_> hahahhahaah
31:20 <nate> nah i have shorts on i think :D
31:46 <steven_> hahahaha
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32:08 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v karaokeking
36:55 Quit: karaokeking ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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39:19 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v karaokeking
41:23 <Celery> u know i luv u
41:36 <Celery> sooooo pleaseeeeeee love me doooo
45:23 <Celery> the smell of a mans butt arrouses BlackDevil
45:54 Quit: karaokeking ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
46:06 <BlackDevil> joel coughs up condoms
46:58 <BlackDevil> sometimes they come out of his nose
47:06 <Celery> lols
48:09 <Celery> hahaa lolz jon fartin a condom
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49:03 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v karaokeking
52:42 <BlackDevil> joel uses wen
53:45 <nate> whats wen!
53:47 <nate> wendy
54:01 <BlackDevil> its brown shit people put in there hair
54:06 <BlackDevil> which makes them bald
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05:20 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v President_Trump
05:25 <President_Trump> loloolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
07:41 <nate> what did u buy babygirl for xmas trump
09:03 <President_Trump> 6 months supply of lite and easy to get rid of dat fat ass
12:54 <steven_> hahahaah
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16:24 <+Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: jason derulo - want to want me (official video)] [/128kbps]
16:36 <+Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: pop_mega_mashup_mix_2014] [/128kbps]
23:29 <steven_> !random
23:57 <steven_> !random
23:58 <+Herb_Dean> [46185]
24:16 <steven_> !random
24:16 <+Herb_Dean> [71140]
24:42 <steven_> !random
24:42 <+Herb_Dean> [11147]
28:51 <steven_> !random
28:51 <+Herb_Dean> [15831] T: 18:11:52 <steven_> so anyway
28:55 <steven_> ahah
29:03 <steven_> !random sfx
29:13 <steven_> mmK
30:38 <steven_> !random sfx
30:39 <+Herb_Dean> [68683] T: 03:56:09 <steven_> [23:29] <@officeworks> now wratnj cunt
31:17 <steven_> gayyyyyyyyyyyy
31:24 <steven_> what u guys up 2 tonight!
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47:27 Mode: (by Herb_Dean) +v ZeroAlpha
47:43 Nick: ZeroAlpha is now known as SubjectNull
48:06 <+slinky_J> it's my aeroplane
49:08 <SubjectNull> !quote
49:08 <+Herb_Dean> [81902] J. [23:22] <ladifingda> i don't believe i manipulated you and you are yet to provide me with an example where i lied
49:11 <+Herb_Dean> [81902] O. [23:24] <@officeworks> You already had the reputation before I even came bacfk to AustNet and got sucked in by your manipulation.
49:24 <President_Trump> !seen anotherirc3r
49:24 <+Herb_Dean> I last saw anotherirc3r ([email protected]) 4days 18hrs 10mins 34secs ago, quitting from IRC, saying: Quit:
53:27 <+Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: felix jaehn - ain’t nobody (loves me better) ft. jasmine thompson] [/128kbps]
53:46 <steven_> !seen Mx_trump
53:46 <+Herb_Dean> I found no results for your LastSeen query.
54:04 <steven_> !seen nuthin
54:04 <+Herb_Dean> I last saw nuthin ([email protected]) 2days 23hrs 18mins 29secs ago, quitting from IRC, saying: Quit:
55:17 <steven_> jen has left
55:17 <+slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbAes86v6hI
55:18 <+slinky_J> unnnf
55:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Biggie Smalls ft Method Man - The What (Jul 16, 2013) Length: 4:02 - Category: Music - 61,630 views - 448 likes (97%), 14 dislikes (3%)
55:25 <SubjectNull> !seen yomumstits
55:25 <+Herb_Dean> I found no results for your LastSeen query.
55:42 <steven_> !seen jenspussy
55:42 <+Herb_Dean> Last seen by Tisk, Darren!
55:56 <+slinky_J> now I throw shiieellds on the dick
55:57 <SubjectNull> lulzz
56:56 <+Herb_Dean> mp3 [a: music / s: grace - you don't own me (audio)] [/128kbps]
58:05 <President_Trump> !random
58:05 <+Herb_Dean> [48159] T: 22:30:58 <President_Trump> i gave that to nate
58:28 <+slinky_J> !random
58:28 <+Herb_Dean> [8931] T: 12:10:02 <slinky_J> she thinkin about eatin guinea pig
58:33 <+slinky_J> WOO WOOO
58:36 <+slinky_J> yea bish
58:43 <+slinky_J> im thinkin bout eatin wookie dick
59:17 <President_Trump> what are you, your mum and the rat doing tomorrow slinky_J?
59:48 <+slinky_J> hangin out at some point
59:50 <+slinky_J> no idea when
00:08 <+slinky_J> was better in 2013 when kristen was around
00:35 <+slinky_J> only reason i didnt hate and or put of christmas
00:56 <+slinky_J> how about u President_Trump
01:18 <President_Trump> im going to a gay orgy tomorrow arvo
01:22 <President_Trump> at a pool
01:49 <+slinky_J> i love when there's no water left in the pool ';)
02:14 <+slinky_J> used to get invites in summer all time from my friend used to run hookers
02:22 <+slinky_J> she was always come down pool party hahahaha
02:34 <+slinky_J> gotta say she knew a lotta nice chicks
02:45 <SubjectNull> sounds like a great way to spend xmas
02:48 <SubjectNull> and why the fuck not?
03:05 <+slinky_J> decided to walk a trolley back before
03:14 <+slinky_J> was annoying me, thing just idling there
03:42 <+slinky_J> and a bus came past and as soon as I thought "heh, almost got me" I thought "Could've fucking pushed this in its way!"
03:46 <+slinky_J> xD
04:28 <SubjectNull> just wait for the bus to stop, put trolley on bus, leave
04:35 <+slinky_J> HAHAHA
04:42 <+slinky_J> buy it a ticket
04:45 <+slinky_J> a day pass
04:52 <+slinky_J> one of those little kiddy trolleys
05:01 <+slinky_J> even put it on a seat with a cushion
05:05 <+slinky_J> walk off
05:22 <SubjectNull> but stare everyone in eyes one by one first
05:32 <SubjectNull> let them know they are not to fuck with the trolley
06:23 <+slinky_J> a pin cushion
06:27 <+slinky_J> with a note pinned to it
06:40 <+slinky_J> "Don't step on the grass"
06:44 <+slinky_J> that'll confuse them
12:25 <+slinky_J> I want to park a motorbike in this https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlt1/v/t1.0-9/12346450_1719637731630837_402544756295915513_n.jpg?oh=6fb1bc4ca5dd76af0e71b8b636556bb4&oe=56D883DA&__gda__=1460313035_48875bb3c773f0b8c6cd64b487fc63d2
12:30 <+slinky_J> then rev the fuck up
12:31 <+slinky_J> hahahaha
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12:40 <+slinky_J> we did that onna roo once
12:43 <+slinky_J> with a car
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17:52 <SubjectNull> who dropped the roo?
23:28 <+slinky_J> it was already dead
23:38 <+slinky_J> my friend parked rear left tire on it
23:44 <+slinky_J> told me to look out the window the cunt
23:52 <SubjectNull> so you just happened to find a dead roo..?
23:56 <+slinky_J> yer
24:02 <+slinky_J> after we got outta jail in Horsham
24:10 <SubjectNull> sweet
24:18 <SubjectNull> were you doing crackies on the way?
24:21 <+slinky_J> roo bits went everywhere man shit stunk
24:26 <+slinky_J> ay?
24:31 <SubjectNull> crack pipes
24:33 <+slinky_J> i was sleepin on the way
24:37 <+slinky_J> this fgt was stealin petrol
24:47 <+slinky_J> n we ran in to a road block at horsham
24:52 <+slinky_J> cause of him
24:53 <+slinky_J> LOL
24:55 <+slinky_J> HAHAHAHA
25:07 <+slinky_J> cops with 2 cars blocking the road n guns out
25:21 <SubjectNull> happens every fuckn time man
25:24 <+slinky_J> i was already hammered on vodka shoulda just stayed at my gfs place
25:26 <SubjectNull> such a buzzkil eh
25:30 <+slinky_J> yer he dried to dog me to em
25:39 <+slinky_J> so the pigs let me listen in
25:41 <+slinky_J> :/
25:58 <+slinky_J> we went to melb twice second time the fgt came on to me
26:09 <+slinky_J> then tried to get my own friends to stab me up
26:14 <+slinky_J> loser fat fgt
27:48 <+slinky_J> hm tryina find this chick i fucked on fb
27:51 <+slinky_J> back in 2011
27:56 <+slinky_J> so i can see what she looks like now
27:57 <+slinky_J> lol
28:40 <+slinky_J> oh i know what i wana do, abuse this cunt adam
28:41 <+slinky_J> fuck
28:46 <+slinky_J> how do i find old convos
28:47 <+slinky_J> lol
29:08 <+slinky_J> OH MY GOSH
29:18 <+slinky_J> the gf of this dude that smashed a bottle over my head
29:21 <+slinky_J> friend request me
29:22 <+slinky_J> LOL
29:33 <+slinky_J> i dropped the case against him and he still did 2 yrs inna nick
29:59 <+slinky_J> rofl
30:14 <Celery> what the fudge
30:24 <+slinky_J> man this chick is french she has nice as tits
30:41 <+slinky_J> o yer he split me with a wine bottle n i almost died
30:47 <+slinky_J> it was nothin
31:14 <steven_> 0
31:18 <steven_> 0
31:19 <+slinky_J> he was just lucky the night he assaulted my mother i didnt stab him when i heard mum call out STOP! as I was runnin up stairs after him
31:21 <+slinky_J> hahahaha
31:27 <+slinky_J> steven_ you'd do the same brav
31:46 <steven_> 0
31:51 <+slinky_J> 007
31:53 <+slinky_J> u retard
31:56 <steven_> 0
32:02 <+slinky_J> i hate it when steven_ gets on the Christmas weed!
32:04 <steven_> haha
32:08 <+slinky_J> the shit he has peed on all year
32:09 <+slinky_J> :P
32:11 <steven_> im testing sum stuffffff
32:13 <+slinky_J> hahahaha
32:20 <+slinky_J> suck me reindeer ballz
32:35 <+slinky_J> I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE XMAS EVE ROOT steven_!
32:40 <+slinky_J> love, me and nate
33:29 <+slinky_J> I'm gonna save this chicks family contacts
33:36 <+slinky_J> find out where jake is
33:49 <Celery> sniff my undies
33:57 <+slinky_J> smells like poo
33:58 <+slinky_J> <3
34:09 <SubjectNull> nah, no <3
34:14 <SubjectNull> does tho
34:18 <Celery> rank 16 on bf
34:39 <+slinky_J> oh she talkin too
34:43 <+slinky_J> lol
34:49 <Celery> i got 17k money saved
37:44 <+slinky_J> oh crap
37:50 <Herb_Dean> 4
37:50 <+slinky_J> she says she has a restraining order
37:53 <Herb_Dean> 4
37:53 <+slinky_J> WHAT EVER THAT IS
37:58 <+slinky_J> I HAVE A REIGNDEER ORDER
37:59 <+slinky_J> OKAY!
38:03 <+slinky_J> fuck with me
38:11 <+slinky_J> I'll punch you in the ass with a glowing red nose!
38:17 <+slinky_J> *fallz ova*
38:33 <SubjectNull> ass punc > restraining order
39:30 <+slinky_J> wait
39:32 <+slinky_J> wait
39:36 <+slinky_J> i know she liked me back then
39:38 <+slinky_J> but saying this
39:40 <+slinky_J> is weird
39:50 <+slinky_J> "I miss you josh I always wanted to date you but you didn't seem interested"
42:18 <Herb_Dean> 2634
44:36 <Celery> bravs
46:20 <SubjectNull> sooo
46:26 <SubjectNull> hands up if you're schizophrenic
48:08 <DoC> LOLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Blackwood
49:57 <SubjectNull> why?
51:50 <Celery> anyone into mens asses
52:13 <steven_> deeep
52:45 <Celery> is that a yes shtevo
52:55 <steven_> na bro
53:44 <Celery> bullshit
53:52 <Celery> ur in love with mens asses bro
54:57 <DoC> Joel the real pedo?
55:09 <+slinky_J> lol @ me why
55:12 <+slinky_J> man
55:53 <+slinky_J> you think I post something like I think I'm showing off?
56:11 <steven_> !random DoC
56:11 <Herb_Dean> [80696] T: 00:53:39 <DoC> [21:50] <+LazyDaisy> what does it even mean?
56:27 <+slinky_J> cig
57:09 <DoC> Where is pollock faggot?
57:15 <nate> slinky_J SHOW OFF!
03:56 <+slinky_J> nate my love
04:05 <+slinky_J> DoC didnt answer my question
04:10 <+slinky_J> lol @ me why dude?
04:18 <+slinky_J> thought we were friends.
04:21 <+slinky_J> lol
04:27 <+slinky_J> hahahaha
04:40 * slinky_J lifts up nate skirt and smooches
04:44 <+slinky_J> *eeep*
04:57 <nate> yup :D
05:09 <+slinky_J> ;)
05:11 <nate> u get him slinky_J
05:21 <+slinky_J> all i wan 4 krismaz is nate nate nate
05:45 <SubjectNull> idk
06:34 <+slinky_J> ino i juss came on 2 pik up
06:44 <+slinky_J> who was using my smooworm nick?
06:51 Nick: slinky_J is now known as smooworm
06:54 <nate> some honey
07:48 <+smooworm> oh
07:51 <+smooworm> i already own it
07:53 <+smooworm> forget the pw
07:54 <+smooworm> LOLS
10:01 <+smooworm> ok
10:07 <+smooworm> msgd asd coz i forget pw
10:09 <+smooworm> haha
10:16 <+smooworm> so many pws for so many things
10:25 <nate> how cool is that nick :D
10:30 <nate> smoowormy!
10:32 <+smooworm> this chick is gonna ring at 8pm nate
10:33 <nate> lolol
10:38 <+smooworm> the french chick i said
10:39 <+smooworm> fuck
10:45 <nate> french for yum?
10:50 <+smooworm> so i believe her she has a restraining order
10:53 <+smooworm> oh u werent here?
11:01 <+smooworm> HAHA she is yum
11:06 <+smooworm> has a 3 yr old kid now
11:10 <+smooworm> fuck
11:43 <+smooworm> 3 yrs makes it probable it's the kid of the guy she has restraining order on
11:53 <+smooworm> I so want this to go bad though so I can do bad things
12:02 <+smooworm> I get so sick of being a nice person hahaha
12:10 <+smooworm> if im twisted fine.
12:21 <SubjectNull> nah dont even understand now
12:25 <SubjectNull> that kid?
12:38 <steven_> !stats smooworm
12:38 <Herb_Dean> (Stats:smooworm)(Lines: 999)(Actions: 9)(Words: 4214)(People Kicked: 0)(Times Kicked: 0)(People Banned: 0)(Times Banned: 0)
12:48 <steven_> !top10
12:50 <Herb_Dean> Top10(words): #1. springaa (8514) #2. steven_ (7248) #3. cherri_pie (6247) #4. sharni (4151) #5. wanker (3590) #6. amelia (2950) #7. nate (2844) #8. slinky_J (2823) #9. harjep (2677) #10. BlackDevil (2464)
13:07 <steven_> pliv has 3 nicknames in the top 10
13:14 <SubjectNull> ty
13:19 <steven_> thestig has vanished
13:40 <SubjectNull> !quote
13:40 <Herb_Dean> [14653]
13:44 <Herb_Dean> [14653] J. [23:39] <ladifingda> i don't have a boyfriend David
13:50 <steven_> !quote
13:50 <Herb_Dean> [62332] J. [23:29] <ladifingda> and now telling me that i lied and not providing me any examples
13:54 <Herb_Dean> [62332] O. [23:29] <@officeworks> Instead of asking so many questions... how about you admit what you did wrong to me and every other guy you led on and got hopes up?
13:57 <nate> thestig is goku
14:03 <nate> its normal
14:20 <steven_> nate mate your number #7
14:25 <steven_> poor effort mate
14:33 <nate> wotever!
14:40 * nate rolls over
14:43 <steven_> you need to keep infront of amelia
15:41 <steven_> !stats kodak
15:41 <Herb_Dean> Sorry, steven_, but I do not have any stats info for kodak. Try another name, maybe?
16:10 <SubjectNull> !stats steven_
16:11 <Herb_Dean> (Stats:steven_)(Lines: 859)(Actions: 3)(Words: 3026)(People Kicked: 0)(Times Kicked: 3)(People Banned: 2)(Times Banned: 0)
17:21 <steven_> dont remember banning anyone !
17:26 <+smooworm> i put some penis in my banana in my banana in my banana
17:38 <+smooworm> put some penis in my banana what is split what a split
17:53 <+smooworm> did my girl in the ass and rubbed her clit, with my split
18:07 <+smooworm> did my girl in her vagina and her ass with my split!
18:09 <+smooworm> wot
18:15 <+smooworm> KATY PERRY NIGGA
18:19 * smooworm slaps steven_ around a bit with a large trout
18:29 * SubjectNull slaps smooworm around a bit with a large trout
18:47 Join: NorthsideWankas ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
18:57 <NorthsideWankas> WANKAZ
19:14 <NorthsideWankas> Celery poofer
19:17 <NorthsideWankas> fish poofter
19:25 <NorthsideWankas> fish poofter
19:28 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRPXcecP7dY
19:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crazy Aussie Bogan family fighting. Bogan's war. (Jul 17, 2012) Length: 2:49 - Category: Entertainment - 107,350 views - 258 likes (93.5%), 18 dislikes (6.5%)
19:33 <steven_> thats kuniva and his mum
19:44 <SubjectNull> reckon if i dip my balls in my coke and bourbon long enough theyll disolve
19:52 <NorthsideWankas> kumiva moar liek kumlva
20:12 <+smooworm> WANKING
20:18 <+smooworm> HAVING A NICE WANK RIGHT NOW
20:19 <NorthsideWankas> WAYNE MARTIN
20:21 <NorthsideWankas> WAYNEKING
20:22 <SubjectNull> gonna make a real mess of this
20:23 <+smooworm> TYPIN WITH ME TEETH
20:24 <NorthsideWankas> SHADSIE
20:25 <+smooworm> unf unf
20:29 <+smooworm> AND FOOTS
20:31 <+smooworm> FEET?
20:35 <+smooworm> FOOTS SOUNDS BETTER
20:38 <SubjectNull> no foots
20:38 <+smooworm> LIKE FOOT SOLDIER
20:41 <NorthsideWankas> i'm in the northside wankas
20:43 <+smooworm> NO FOOTS
20:47 <NorthsideWankas> dont fuck with me i fuck with myself
20:47 <+smooworm> NO NorthsideWankas
20:49 <NorthsideWankas> HAHAHAHAHAHA
20:56 <+smooworm> don't slit ur wrists
21:06 <NorthsideWankas> i will
21:13 <NorthsideWankas> ill slit it and bleed in your face
21:55 <nate> who is NorthsideWankas :D
22:03 <nate> will smooworm marry him
23:50 <+smooworm> no!
23:55 <+smooworm> I was gona marry u
23:59 <+smooworm> and y r u neva opped
24:01 <+smooworm> !!!!!!!
24:06 Mode: (by smooworm) +o nate
24:08 <+smooworm> ffs!
24:11 <+smooworm> YAYYYYYYYYYY!
24:13 <+smooworm> <3
24:29 <+smooworm> i got my nick secure that fk plivent cant use it
24:32 <NorthsideWankas> nate gonna bumjack ya
24:34 <+smooworm> he was ruining it
24:39 <NorthsideWankas> joshy
24:43 <+smooworm> ur gonna bumjack everyone
24:45 <+smooworm> fuck up mang
24:49 <NorthsideWankas> you ruin yourself you schtzo maniac
24:50 <+smooworm> it's Gaymas time
25:08 <+smooworm> but I'm not a schtzo maniac sausage!
25:15 <+smooworm> Does it taste nice?
25:17 <NorthsideWankas> ur the fuckhed who goes around smithfield screaming at cars and bins
25:35 <+smooworm> Hey
25:38 <+smooworm> any time
25:43 <+smooworm> you want to come here
25:53 <NorthsideWankas> u n tokendapedo go hunting for kids on irc
25:55 <+smooworm> come
25:59 <+smooworm> no
26:00 <NorthsideWankas> with tisk
26:03 <+smooworm> token is a good guy
26:04 <NorthsideWankas> fukheads
26:08 <+smooworm> man
26:09 <NorthsideWankas> HAHAHAHAH NO
26:14 <NorthsideWankas> token is a fucking dipfuck
26:15 <+smooworm> you're the only fuckhead in the arena.
26:18 <NorthsideWankas> smash the cunt
26:28 <+smooworm> intelligent guy so much as I know.
26:29 <+smooworm> well
26:32 <+smooworm> smash him
26:37 <+smooworm> and do it in front of me
26:44 <NorthsideWankas> tokendaturdsniffer
26:46 <+smooworm> I'll smash you first.
26:48 <NorthsideWankas> LOLOLOLOL
26:57 <+smooworm> I don't have too much to live for.
27:00 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9nsH1NXF1I
27:01 <NorthsideWankas> joshy i will floor you and shit on your face
27:02 <steven_> hahaahhhaahh
27:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crazy Aussie Bogan family fighting 3. Rubbish bin as argument. Bogan's war. (Sep 19, 2012) Length: 1:33 - Category: Entertainment - 31,347 views - likes (91.5%), 7 dislikes (8.5%)
27:05 <+smooworm> everybody knows this
27:12 <+smooworm> okay
27:15 <+smooworm> make a date
27:31 <+smooworm> come and floor me and shit on my face, I bet I make your butt clap.
27:59 <+smooworm> three thousand dollars says I make a mop out of you.
28:04 <+smooworm> think it over.
28:13 <+smooworm> cig
28:14 <+nate> mop up all dat sex
28:23 <+smooworm> the good times nate!
29:15 <NorthsideWankas> smooworm hope you like runny poo matey
30:53 <+smooworm> no
31:05 <+smooworm> dont like anything around christmas
31:15 <+smooworm> everybody's dead
31:26 <+smooworm> how fun is it to sit with your mum
31:44 <+smooworm> hope you have a good Christmas.
32:00 <SubjectNull> smoo you got anymore bogan fights?
32:06 <SubjectNull> i havent finished beating off
34:13 <+smooworm> bogan
34:24 <+smooworm> I've never been bashed in a real fight
34:35 <+smooworm> only taken advantage of when I wasnt looking
34:38 <NorthsideWankas> bullshit joshy
34:40 <NorthsideWankas> fuckin liar
34:43 <+smooworm> it's why they called me Boomer
34:48 <NorthsideWankas> you been bashed tones of times
34:51 <+smooworm> for a long time..
34:53 <+smooworm> no
34:59 <+smooworm> don't lie about me.
35:03 <NorthsideWankas> Boomer because ya got smashed like a cuntface
35:06 <NorthsideWankas> rat cunt face
35:07 <+smooworm> no
35:10 <+smooworm> because
35:21 <+smooworm> after leaving golden grove shit
35:25 <+smooworm> I took a piss
35:30 <+smooworm> came out after friends
35:39 <+smooworm> and the pony tail bouncer was following em
35:47 <+smooworm> grabbed my friends gf by her hair
35:52 <+smooworm> started pounding in on her
35:58 <+smooworm> I took him by his pony tail
36:02 <+smooworm> and beat him
36:12 <+smooworm> apparently yelling "Boom"
36:18 <+smooworm> every time I struck him
36:23 <+smooworm> I bashed him once more
36:32 <NorthsideWankas> HAHAHA liked you bashed those bikers huh???
36:42 <NorthsideWankas> didn u say you drove a gang out
36:42 <+smooworm> which
36:45 <+smooworm> Marky
36:52 <+smooworm> no no
36:53 <NorthsideWankas> full of lies and crap
36:58 <+smooworm> marky
37:02 <+smooworm> made his own choices
37:09 <+smooworm> he thought he was tough
37:16 <+smooworm> he was put up with my mate
37:27 <NorthsideWankas> mate
37:30 <+smooworm> goes no further than that my mate took a beating for me
37:34 <+smooworm> mate nothing.
37:38 <NorthsideWankas> im gonna jam a jack into your arse hole
37:40 <+smooworm> go fuck yourself.
37:41 <NorthsideWankas> and turn it on
37:43 <+smooworm> okay
37:46 <+smooworm> okay
37:51 <+smooworm> come on over
37:54 <NorthsideWankas> wont have a fukin pelvis left
37:56 <+smooworm> I emplore you to
38:04 <+smooworm> I guess I wont
38:09 <+smooworm> come over.
38:10 <NorthsideWankas> employ me???????????
38:14 <+smooworm> no
38:16 <NorthsideWankas> you dont pay me shit fag stick
38:17 <+smooworm> emplore
38:20 <+smooworm> ask
38:21 <NorthsideWankas> you fuckstick
38:21 <+smooworm> invite
38:25 <+smooworm> saying come on
38:33 <NorthsideWankas> can you google emplore for me
38:35 <NorthsideWankas> dunno that world
38:35 <+smooworm> ok shitstick
38:36 <NorthsideWankas> word
38:40 <+smooworm> word?
38:42 <NorthsideWankas> not sure mate
38:45 <+smooworm> we dont say word.
38:49 <+smooworm> not irl
38:51 <NorthsideWankas> baked as bro
38:58 <+smooworm> you're baked?
39:03 <+smooworm> is this a pep talk?
39:08 <NorthsideWankas> fried as
39:12 <+smooworm> Want me
39:13 <NorthsideWankas> fried cunt
39:15 <+smooworm> come get me.
39:18 <SubjectNull> jelly bro
39:22 <SubjectNull> so fuckn jelly
39:23 <NorthsideWankas> ill CUM get you
39:29 <+smooworm> k
39:35 <NorthsideWankas> in ur arse
39:46 <+smooworm> you went from nurse to guy that swallows another guys cum in a porno
40:02 <+smooworm> happy christmas, snowing in your mouth.
40:59 <SubjectNull> a touching sentiment
41:14 <SubjectNull> i feel touched
41:34 Nick: smooworm is now known as slinky_J
42:00 Nick: slinky_J is now known as smooworm
44:04 Nick: NorthsideWankas is now known as spooworm
44:23 <spooworm> shit in ya mouf
44:53 <+smooworm> pliv
44:58 <+smooworm> dont use my nicks
45:08 <+smooworm> I use them for fun
45:12 <+smooworm> fun purposes
45:16 <+smooworm> like this one
45:19 <+smooworm> then you use it
45:24 <+smooworm> and act like a total cock
45:27 <+smooworm> no pun.
45:45 <+nate> how cute ;P
45:46 <+smooworm> You went so hard then and backed off.
46:02 <+smooworm> You were going to fuck me up and now nothing but a sweet kiss goodnight.
47:07 Quit: thestig ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
49:04 Join: thestig ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
49:58 <spooworm> POOCUNT
50:27 <spooworm> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12366387_10154375160582995_683123623585200412_n.jpg?oh=c50315616c2dffe65221600d068e7b56&oe=57104570
50:33 <spooworm> two kinds of guys who go bald
50:38 <spooworm> one cause they lose their hair
50:44 <spooworm> the other is a wanna be tough look
50:47 <spooworm> which are u jhoshy
51:31 <SubjectNull> im bald and tough
51:38 <SubjectNull> my balls are bald and tough
52:55 <+smooworm> so I am bald
53:02 <+smooworm> and I have been shaving since 16
53:16 <+smooworm> who are you plivent
53:22 <+smooworm> you're going to be lonely tonight
53:28 <+smooworm> that's your issue?
53:33 <+smooworm> I will be too
53:37 <+smooworm> be missing my dad
53:41 <+smooworm> friends died
53:44 <+smooworm> grandparents
53:49 <+smooworm> brother in melb
53:51 <+smooworm> kid
53:53 <+smooworm> mmm
53:56 <+smooworm> miss a lot
54:04 <+smooworm> what do you miss spooworm?
54:10 Nick: smooworm is now known as slinky_J
54:14 <+nate> his mob connections
54:18 <+nate> russian mob
54:18 <+slinky_J> oh
54:21 <spooworm> im not plivent
54:23 <spooworm> you spaz
54:26 <+slinky_J> the Russian Bride Mob
54:29 <spooworm> joshy ratwood
54:31 <+slinky_J> ur not
54:41 <+slinky_J> why does everybody know my name
54:42 <+nate> yeah who is spooworm
54:42 <+slinky_J> ?
54:44 <+slinky_J> cmon
54:44 <+nate> :L
54:46 <spooworm> joshy you shave to look tough cuz your not
54:50 <+slinky_J> what did I do for that?!
54:51 <+slinky_J> lol
54:55 <+slinky_J> uhuh
54:58 <+slinky_J> obsessive
54:59 <+nate> who are u sexy beast spooworm!
55:20 <spooworm> day in the life of joshy ratface
55:21 <spooworm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_m-ITId4_o
55:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crazy Aussie Bogan - Quiet Bogan's Street (Jan 24, 2013) Length: 2:33 - Category: Entertainment - 26,791 views - 28 likes (82.4%), 6 dislikes (17.6%)
55:26 <+slinky_J> I look tough?
55:28 <+slinky_J> lol
55:29 <+slinky_J> k
55:30 <+slinky_J> thx
55:40 <+slinky_J> I don't think about myself that way at all.
55:52 <+slinky_J> pretty down with self esteem srsly
56:01 <+slinky_J> dont project it but uno
56:04 <+slinky_J> inisde.
56:24 <+slinky_J> think you could take me spooworm
56:31 <spooworm> fkn emo
56:35 <+slinky_J> is your jist of it
56:40 <spooworm> go listen to limp bizkit
56:42 <spooworm> or linkin park
56:44 <+slinky_J> man why did you start shit with me
57:04 <+slinky_J> I got a record contract holdin platinum chick
57:16 <+slinky_J> ready to call
57:26 <+slinky_J> and I taught her what she knows
57:34 <+slinky_J> im just a guy
57:39 <+slinky_J> i just want a wood shack
57:42 <+slinky_J> by a creek
57:47 <+slinky_J> fish it
57:51 <+slinky_J> i cant explain
57:57 <+slinky_J> i dont have the words
58:02 <+slinky_J> you seem to have all of them.
58:31 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOixwvkuQxM
58:35 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Out Of Control In Redfern | Public Housing Horror (May 1, 2014) Length: 7:32 - Category: News & Politics - 156,556 views - 270 likes (84.9%), 48 dislikes (15.1%)
58:37 <spooworm> ok joshy mate
58:42 <spooworm> you need ya meds mate
58:54 <spooworm> before y ou shoot yaself in the head
59:03 <+slinky_J> yea if you say so
59:18 <+slinky_J> get offline for a minute
59:24 <+slinky_J> go stand in front of a mirror
59:29 <+slinky_J> come back
59:33 <+slinky_J> tell me what you saw
59:35 <spooworm> nah fuk you
59:38 <+slinky_J> I won't tell anyone.
59:48 <spooworm> i saw your mother on my bed
59:50 <+slinky_J> I'm not like that, I'll be your friend.
59:52 <spooworm> legs wide open
59:54 <+slinky_J> o
59:56 <+slinky_J> didya
59:59 <spooworm> cunt wide n loose
00:08 <+slinky_J> must have been easter!
00:26 <+slinky_J> You want me dead so much
00:32 <+slinky_J> stop playing like you dont
00:36 <+slinky_J> come and do it
00:53 <+slinky_J> I can wait.
01:11 <+slinky_J> Til you come at me with a spork in a maccas one day.
01:15 <+slinky_J> ;)
10:52 <spooworm> matey
10:54 <spooworm> if i cum at you
11:05 <spooworm> its gonna be with something big hot and heavy
11:07 <spooworm> its in my pants
13:47 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t81IEq4FjlI
13:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Angry Bogans get pulled over (May 15, 2014) Length: 7:13 - Category: People & Blogs - 105,574 views - 275 likes (96.8%), 9 dislikes (3.2%)
21:32 Join: richard ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
21:52 <+nate> richy!
22:05 <+nate> say hi to stiggy ya mate:)
22:27 <richard> hello
28:04 <steven_> kuniva and BlackDevil on the train
28:05 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oTqlsDI6Fg
28:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bogan fight on Sydney Train - Shirts off in the bindies (May 18, 2013) Length: 0:59 - Category: Comedy - 90,173 views - 109 likes (87.9%), 15 dislikes (12.1%)
32:11 <steven_> !random richard
32:11 <Herb_Dean> [45398] T: 21:36:24 <richard> TOKEN SUP
33:25 Join: Breaking`Ban ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
33:36 <steven_> hiiiiiii
33:40 <steven_> any new vids
33:46 <Breaking`Ban> a few
33:52 <steven_> dont be shy
34:04 <Breaking`Ban> about to make another one now
34:12 <richard> Breaking`Ban a porno?
34:20 <Breaking`Ban> sure
34:46 <richard> Breaking`Ban what is the video title
35:20 <+slinky_J> FUCK
35:34 <+slinky_J> my mother didnt tell me my brother came back to adelaide
35:39 <+slinky_J> for christmas
35:51 <+slinky_J> told her to fuck off
36:03 <+slinky_J> basically without saying those words.
36:08 <steven_> lololol
36:08 <richard> slinky_J don't you like your brother?
36:11 <steven_> !top10
36:13 <Herb_Dean> Top10(words): #1. springaa (8514) #2. steven_ (7310) #3. cherri_pie (6247) #4. sharni (4151) #5. wanker (3590) #6. slinky_J (3039) #7. amelia (2950) #8. nate (2891) #9. harjep (2677) #10. BlackDevil (2632)
36:14 <+slinky_J> i love him
36:21 <richard> slinky_J that was your mum's christmas present to you
36:22 <+slinky_J> i love him so much
36:27 <+slinky_J> and she didnt tell me
36:30 <steven_> nate mate
36:36 <richard> it was a christmas present slinky_J
36:41 <Breaking`Ban> !stats xm
36:41 <Herb_Dean> (Stats:xm)(Lines: 301)(Actions: 0)(Words: 2228)(People Kicked: 0)(Times Kicked: 0)(People Banned: 0)(Times Banned: 0)
36:41 <steven_> you are #8
36:42 <+slinky_J> bullshit
36:46 <richard> ofcourse it was
36:50 <+slinky_J> she tried that shit on me
36:52 <Breaking`Ban> looks like i have a lot of work to get to top 10
37:02 <+slinky_J> woulda liked to see him tonight
37:07 <Breaking`Ban> springaa at #1 and that was just 1 night
37:07 <steven_> yeh make sure you use the right nickname
37:08 <steven_> :P
37:11 Quit: TheJunkie ([email protected]) Connection closed
37:13 <+slinky_J> i miss that dude
37:23 <steven_> he is number #1 #4 #9
37:23 <+slinky_J> now she can rot in hell
37:26 <steven_> hahaaha
37:27 <Breaking`Ban> LMAO
37:34 <+slinky_J> that's how I am
37:35 <richard> slinky_J does your brother work? what does he do?
37:37 <steven_> he has multi stats
37:39 Join: TheJunkie ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
37:46 <+slinky_J> he does graphic design
37:50 <+slinky_J> has worked on
37:53 <+slinky_J> man who cares
37:55 <Breaking`Ban> i never see sharni talkin much
38:00 <Breaking`Ban> how does she get that high!
38:05 <+slinky_J> he is a harder worker than I have ever been
38:11 <steven_> where is young sharni
38:11 <+slinky_J> and I used to work hard.
38:21 <richard> where in a factory?
38:26 <+slinky_J> fuck christmas
38:27 <Breaking`Ban> sharni is breastfeeding
38:33 <+nate> Breaking`Ban she says no alot
38:36 <+slinky_J> I hate being spooked
38:47 <richard> slinky_J were you employed before?
38:48 <+slinky_J> it's like when they say grandpa isnt coming because he's dead.
38:55 <Breaking`Ban> im pre sure i talk more than nate
38:58 <Breaking`Ban> even under xm
39:02 <Breaking`Ban> how come nate beats me!!!
39:05 <steven_> haha
39:18 <Breaking`Ban> or am i really a low achiever in here???
39:22 <Breaking`Ban> i need to up my game
39:40 <Breaking`Ban> maybe ill paste jen logs
39:48 <Breaking`Ban> that should give me a boost
39:52 <Breaking`Ban> all 100k worth
43:06 <+slinky_J> not like I hate my brother isit
43:13 <+slinky_J> like why announce it
43:18 <+slinky_J> one night b4
43:21 Quit: Breaking`Ban ([email protected]) Quit: https://www.youtube.com/user/austnetproductions ~~~ MeRrY ChRiStMaS FrOm BreAkInG `BaN ~~~
43:23 <+slinky_J> with so much blood
43:45 <+slinky_J> why would any sane person do that
46:39 Mode: (by steven_) -s
47:41 Nick: slinky_J is now known as Badonkin_Donutz
47:58 <+Badonkin_Donutz> five oranges equals my butt.
48:17 <richard> Badonkin_Donutz hunh?
48:29 <richard> badonkonlidontus hlow old areyou
53:42 <+nate> he is 69
00:23 <+Badonkin_Donutz> i wrote a mad rhyme
00:23 Quit: unsynthetic ([email protected]) EOF from client
00:28 <+Badonkin_Donutz> bout how i feel
00:29 <+Badonkin_Donutz> ahaha
00:32 <+Badonkin_Donutz> ahahahahaha
00:34 <+Badonkin_Donutz> sing bitch!
08:22 Nick: Badonkin_Donutz is now known as slinky_J
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12:29 * gopher is a gopher
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15:57 <steven_> spy!
22:47 <+slinky_J> i spy with my little eye
22:50 <+slinky_J> oi steven_
22:54 <+slinky_J> uno batman 1989
23:02 <+slinky_J> when he says never rub another man's rubharb
23:07 <+slinky_J> he made that up on the spot
23:09 <+slinky_J> LOLS
23:15 <+slinky_J> wtf was goin thru his head man
23:34 <+slinky_J> I tried to figure it out.
25:03 <steven_> oi
25:08 <steven_> i justt got d/c
25:13 <steven_> but stayed online
29:53 <+nate> i just had sex, wait no :D
30:07 <+slinky_J> haha man i just looked
30:11 <+slinky_J> at a chick ino
30:16 <+slinky_J> i ditched as a friend irl n on fb
30:18 <+slinky_J> fkn
30:19 <+nate> big boobs red hed :D
30:20 <+slinky_J> LOLS
30:26 <+slinky_J> HER BOOBS R SO NCIE
30:27 <+slinky_J> nice
30:32 <+slinky_J> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12341043_1497899187181952_1686285048921421235_n.jpg?oh=0475923c4f6eb6c991055a609250f8f4&oe=5717BF89
31:42 <+nate> SPA TIME BABEZ
31:45 <dimaa> oye ya fucking CUNTS
31:50 <+nate> dimaa love u
31:51 <dimaa> i need some WEEED NIGGAAA
31:59 <+nate> tisk has all the weed
32:02 <dimaa> im fucking drink my ass off
32:08 <dimaa> oh im an OP now
32:12 <dimaa> ive been promoted again
32:14 <dimaa> lol
32:28 <+nate> dats what sleeping with steven will get u
32:29 <dimaa> sup nate
32:37 <dimaa> how u doing
32:41 <+nate> going for spa bae
32:58 <+nate> im am doin good
33:01 <dimaa> spa? will they give you a tug at the spa?
33:07 <+nate> u want my forearm pic
33:09 <+nate> did u say
33:53 <+nate> steven said im naked in it
33:58 <+nate> could be true
34:08 * dimaa unzips
34:13 <dimaa> naked you say?
34:45 <+nate> http://s591.photobucket.com/user/vgcoupe/media/arm/forearm.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0
34:52 <+nate> its just my fat belly
34:57 <+nate> LOLOL
35:38 <+nate> WOOPIEZ
35:43 <dimaa> ^ fapping is a powerful thing
36:29 <+nate> SPA yAY
37:02 <dimaa> tisk
37:05 <dimaa> give me your weed
37:07 <dimaa> do it
37:08 <dimaa> i need it
37:19 <dimaa> at this point ill buy a fucking OZ
38:47 <dimaa> i feel like my old contact got a new burner
43:24 <steven_> haha
43:27 <steven_> where are you from?
44:14 <steven_> !stats dimaa
44:14 <Herb_Dean> (Stats:dimaa)(Lines: 78)(Actions: 3)(Words: 380)(People Kicked: 0)(Times Kicked: 0)(People Banned: 0)(Times Banned: 0)
54:51 <steven_> boring tonight
56:58 <steven_> http://imgur.com/gallery/0tnYR
58:14 <steven_> http://imgur.com/gallery/xWx0ZHF
07:00 <President_Trump> is that xm?
08:13 <richard> Trump dats him
08:32 <steven_> xm - http://imgur.com/gallery/SS0WWM9
08:51 <steven_> !random Exo
08:51 <Herb_Dean> [87562] T: 07:55:11 <Exo> joel the piss
08:58 <steven_> !stats Exo
08:58 <Herb_Dean> (Stats:Exo)(Lines: 2)(Actions: 0)(Words: 6)(People Kicked: 0)(Times Kicked: 0)(People Banned: 0)(Times Banned: 0)
09:03 <steven_> come exo poor effort
09:08 <President_Trump> !seen jenspussy
09:08 <Herb_Dean> 2
09:12 <steven_> 50,000 by next week
09:28 <steven_> as you can see jenspussy is in work
09:33 <steven_> !seen jenspussy
09:33 <Herb_Dean> 2
09:35 <steven_> !seen jenspussylip
09:35 <Herb_Dean> I found no results for your LastSeen query.
09:56 <steven_> !random tisk
09:56 <Herb_Dean> [87048] T: 16:16:39 <Tisk> hes a fuckhead
10:11 <+Exo> my stats were erased !
10:13 <+Exo> !random pete
10:13 <Herb_Dean> [95554]
10:19 <steven_> hahah
10:26 <+Exo> haha
10:34 <steven_> it only just started recording
10:44 <steven_> like 1 and a bit weeks
10:45 <steven_> i think
10:59 <+Exo> nice
11:02 <steven_> pliv has 3 spots in the top 10
11:03 <+Exo> when u getting babygirl here
11:06 <steven_> haahhaaha
11:12 <steven_> let her take care of the channel
11:24 <steven_> keep trump in line
11:38 <steven_> she doesnt like nerdhacks
11:39 <steven_> :~(
11:51 <+Exo> !seen spanishguy12
11:51 <Herb_Dean> I found no results for your LastSeen query.
12:00 <steven_> !seen spunkyguy
12:00 <Herb_Dean> I found no results for your LastSeen query.
12:02 <steven_> !seen spunkygay
12:03 <Herb_Dean> I last saw spunkygay ([email protected]) 22hrs 10secs ago, quitting from IRC, saying: Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
12:39 <steven_> !top10
12:40 <Herb_Dean> Top10(words): #1. springaa (8514) #2. steven_ (7433) #3. cherri_pie (6247) #4. sharni (4151) #5. wanker (3590) #6. slinky_J (3214) #7. nate (2965) #8. amelia (2950) #9. harjep (2677) #10. BlackDevil (2632)
13:12 <steven_> only 8 thousand lines put your mp3 player on like BlackDevil!
13:40 <+Exo> need a youtube linker
14:03 <steven_> :P
14:46 <steven_> !random fish
14:46 <Herb_Dean> [63691] T: 18:23:44 <fish> lols
15:43 <President_Trump> !random
15:44 <Herb_Dean> [96834]
15:47 <President_Trump> !random
15:47 <Herb_Dean> [80025] T: 21:02:20 <President_Trump> i am your leader
15:53 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
18:13 <+slinky_J> ey
18:21 <+slinky_J> want to ring a random number?
18:29 <+slinky_J> for fun
18:37 Join: sharni ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
18:43 <steven_> hey babe
18:47 <+slinky_J> 0416194640
18:52 <+slinky_J> go all out
19:18 <steven_> lol
19:35 <Abortion> My cousins daughter. So cute. She's telling us how there are boy things and girl things, and she is wearing her elsa dress and says she is a princess. Later on, she is trying to wrestle me to the ground
19:36 <sharni> Hey Slarts
19:39 <+slinky_J> RINGER FOR A ROOT
20:31 <steven_> 'hi my name is joshua blackwood'
20:31 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Z-Lined
20:31 Quit: Herb_Dean ([email protected]) Z-Lined
20:35 <sharni> Lol
21:18 <President_Trump> peado
21:32 Join: Herb_Dean ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
21:34 Join: steven_ ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
21:36 <+slinky_J> lol steven_
21:39 <+slinky_J> ahahahahaha
21:41 <+slinky_J> naw mang
21:42 <steven_> forgot about tha
21:43 <steven_> hahahaah
21:44 <steven_> :P
21:47 <+slinky_J> is my mums mobile
21:49 <+slinky_J> lolzzz
21:55 <+slinky_J> she lied to me about my brother
21:56 <+slinky_J> so fk her
22:03 <+slinky_J> yo cunts leave her msgs!
22:07 <steven_> im banned from chatzone
22:09 <+slinky_J> idc
22:10 <steven_> haha
22:16 <+slinky_J> i fucken hate her now.
22:22 <+slinky_J> no christmas for her
22:31 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Changing hosts
22:31 Join: steven_ ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:31 Mode: (by Rusteaux) +o steven_
29:16 Join: xm_as ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
31:26 <steven_> hi xmmm!
32:48 <steven_> http://imgur.com/gallery/m9xP1xN
32:48 <Abortion> What'd you do in chatzone that got you zlined, steven_?
32:56 <steven_> i got zlined in here
33:01 <steven_> i said slinkys name
33:14 <Abortion> weird
33:26 <Abortion> Why is that a trigger
33:34 <steven_> because blackdevil added it
33:53 <steven_> i am going to make that the !hangman name
33:59 <steven_> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
34:10 <Abortion> lol thats a pretty good twist to the most useless machine
34:19 <xm_as> ey steven_
34:20 <steven_> shuddup!
34:20 <steven_> :P
34:26 <steven_> what you up 2 xm!
34:28 <xm_as> lmao steven_
34:47 <xm_as> doing the cherri pi/lish video
34:53 <steven_> ahah
34:55 <Abortion> loool
34:58 <steven_> lish is a bae
35:24 <Abortion> So cherri is for real bitter about lish, that wasn't just him trolling?
38:00 <steven_> !random cherri_pie
38:00 <Herb_Dean> [52597] T: 23:51:54 <cherri_pie> "you"
38:02 <steven_> !random cherri_pie
38:02 <Herb_Dean> [28460] T: 22:54:48 <cherri_pie> and i dont wanna feel like that coz gangstas dont go nowhere in life
40:15 Part: richard ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
40:15 <Herb_Dean> richard spent 2hrs 18mins 44secs in the channel
41:52 Quit: spooworm ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
44:21 <+slinky_J> cherrriiii
44:37 <+slinky_J> put a poop bag on top cherri pie head yo
44:41 <+slinky_J> ;)
45:35 <Herb_Dean> /load -rs JSON.mrc
45:35 <Herb_Dean> /load -rs mTwitch.mrc
45:35 <Herb_Dean> /load -rs msqlite.mrc
45:35 <Herb_Dean> /load -rs slot.mrc
46:49 <+nate> what is that spam!
46:53 <+nate> stttevvfvvem
48:09 Join: cherri_pie ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
48:18 <cherri_pie> wassup nerds
48:29 <+nate> hi cheez
48:35 <+nate> feeling hot?
48:49 <+nate> i dunno if plivent is around today
48:56 <cherri_pie> yeh i was gonna ask where is he
49:10 <cherri_pie> probly too early for him
49:18 <cherri_pie> how you doin anyway nate
49:25 <cherri_pie> hwos the fag life going or whatever?
49:39 <+nate> good im still looking for a cute cherri_pie to cuddle
49:47 <+slinky_J> shut out
49:52 <+slinky_J> dc mum from fb
50:01 <+nate> lolol slinky_J?
50:09 <+slinky_J> my bro can go fuck himself
50:12 <Abortion> back up man
50:13 <+slinky_J> lol
50:24 <+nate> slinky_J its chrissy eve
50:25 <cherri_pie> wassup slinky
50:28 <+slinky_J> back up what
50:28 <+nate> get it on
50:41 <Abortion> Don't take it so hard
50:49 <+slinky_J> how do you take
50:56 <+slinky_J> a brother that hates your dead father
51:17 <Abortion> I mean your mum
51:32 <+slinky_J> Like she didn't say after he died
51:41 <+slinky_J> how "I probably hurt him"
52:01 <+slinky_J> thanks for that by the way his ghost would say
52:11 <+slinky_J> she treated him like shit.
52:14 <+slinky_J> she is no saint.
52:29 <+slinky_J> she just ran a business she started from the ground up
52:32 <+slinky_J> so go that.
52:41 <+slinky_J> I like people have heart.
52:59 <+slinky_J> doesnt come in a can Abortion.
53:04 <Abortion> Guess not
53:18 <Abortion> I can't help but think, sometimes family is all we have got though
53:28 <+slinky_J> yer
53:30 <+slinky_J> sometime
53:34 <+slinky_J> people
53:37 <+slinky_J> arent family
53:43 <+slinky_J> are all we "got"
55:24 <Abortion> Well, I don't know how the shit all went down, I'm just trying to be the devils advocate I guess
55:34 <+slinky_J> sure
55:40 <+slinky_J> :)
55:55 <thestig> MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS and slinky
56:12 * slinky_J hugs thestig like he was TheJunkie
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