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00:00:32 <anotherirc3r> he's a liar
00:01:11 <chippax> jen we know this
00:01:18 <chippax> but we just needed ur clarification hun
00:01:18 <slinky_J> fuck this bein on the straghten arrow shit
00:01:22 <slinky_J> last drinks tonight
00:01:30 <slinky_J> all healthy food no fucken booze
00:01:35 <slinky_J> lose weight get fit again
00:01:37 <slinky_J> my arse
00:01:39 <slinky_J> :(
00:01:53 <slinky_J> why cant i just suck the fat outta my ass shit it out
00:02:16 <slinky_J> least i got a nice dick eh
00:02:20 <slinky_J> lels
00:02:28 <anotherirc3r> don't call me hun
00:02:31 <slinky_J> amelia i found another lingerie pic of u
00:02:35 <slinky_J> !
00:02:45 <chippax> yeh jen hun
00:02:46 <chippax> ur my jen hun
00:02:59 <anotherirc3r> nope
00:03:08 <chippax> yes u are
00:03:11 <chippax> jen hun
00:03:29 <chippax> im going to come to melbourne in afew weeks
00:03:32 <chippax> and ur pussy will be mine
00:04:09 <anotherirc3r> definitely not
00:04:12 <anotherirc3r> stay over there
00:04:19 <chippax> nope
00:04:22 <chippax> im coming to melb
00:04:32 <chippax> you are just angry that i said some shit to u
00:04:38 <chippax> grow up jen
00:04:40 <chippax> spread the love
00:04:46 <anotherirc3r> good. take a hint
00:05:15 <chippax> hahaha what hint?
00:05:23 <chippax> jen u were all over me till i came in here 2night giving you shit
00:05:26 <screws> no plivent
00:05:27 <chippax> grow the fuck up hun
00:05:42 <chippax> no screws?
00:05:55 <anotherirc3r> all over you?
00:06:00 <chippax> jen is screws your new bf? he would love to be he's another cheap skate
00:06:06 <anotherirc3r> glad i've woken up to what a jerk you are
00:06:09 <screws> yo chippax
00:06:09 <chippax> hahahahaha
00:06:13 <chippax> what sorta jerk hun?
00:06:18 <chippax> screws jen is for u man
00:06:27 <screws> the thief is calling me a cheapskate
00:06:35 * screws hair starts falling out
00:06:39 <anotherirc3r> don't call me hun
00:06:42 <chippax> lol
00:06:49 <chippax> you are more of a thief than i am
00:07:01 <chippax> i only steal food now
00:07:05 <chippax> and iphones
00:07:16 <chippax> got another one 2day
00:07:25 <chippax> i can unlock them now screws ;)
00:07:54 <screws> did you steal the iphone of a person or a store cause in my mind theres a huge difference
00:08:03 <chippax> person
00:08:09 <slinky_J> hmmm
00:08:12 <anotherirc3r> lol
00:08:14 <chippax> all apple stuff from stores are locked
00:08:18 <chippax> u cant do it
00:08:19 <slinky_J> you know when something just shoots in to your mind
00:08:20 <screws> was that the icloud locked one
00:08:22 <anotherirc3r> why does this not surprise me?
00:08:24 <chippax> nope
00:08:27 <slinky_J> like a load of cum
00:08:28 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
00:08:35 <slinky_J> i want some shrooooms
00:08:35 <chippax> all are ilocked
00:08:35 <slinky_J> !
00:08:37 <slinky_J> BEEN SO LONG
00:08:38 <screws> slinky_J: stop shooting up. lol
00:08:41 <slinky_J> not shroom season but
00:08:42 <chippax> but the store is impossible
00:08:44 <slinky_J> lol screws
00:08:45 <chippax> unless u disable alarms
00:08:45 <slinky_J> i wish
00:08:53 <screws> chippax: theres 2 to 3 guards and cameras in the apple stores
00:08:54 <slinky_J> id be layin out neked all the time
00:08:56 <screws> lol
00:08:56 <slinky_J> fkn harry1
00:08:58 <slinky_J> !
00:09:04 <slinky_J> nom nom in teh arm
00:09:04 <chippax> i know
00:09:05 <slinky_J> bang
00:09:06 <chippax> my point exactly
00:09:08 <slinky_J> on me back
00:09:12 <slinky_J> harry is good but
00:09:14 <chippax> u can do big w
00:09:16 <slinky_J> i wont put him down
00:09:17 <slinky_J> lol
00:09:18 <chippax> or target
00:09:20 <slinky_J> bang some caps
00:09:21 <chippax> easy
00:09:23 <screws> rode past an apple store on the bus today, it looked like this dude was about to try and unlock an ipad and this guard was making a b-line for him but missed what happened
00:09:24 <slinky_J> 3 caps
00:09:28 <slinky_J> smash it
00:09:37 <chippax> which apple store
00:09:41 <chippax> bj or city?
00:09:53 <screws> im reluctant to say tbh
00:09:55 <screws> but it was funny
00:10:16 <chippax> just say it man
00:10:16 <screws> the guy went up to the ipad and picked it up and immediately started looking at the back of it
00:10:17 <chippax> fuck sake
00:10:25 <screws> guess
00:10:26 <chippax> yeh good
00:10:29 <slinky_J> will ppl shut up bout apple
00:10:29 <chippax> i hope he stole it
00:10:32 <slinky_J> fkn gay
00:10:32 <slinky_J> gey
00:10:33 <slinky_J> ghey
00:10:35 <slinky_J> ghay
00:10:44 <screws> it was the one in the corner of the store so he probs thought he was safe
00:10:44 <slinky_J> Into The Gay starring Liam Gayson
00:10:49 <screws> closest to the street side
00:10:52 <slinky_J> where he loses himself in an apple store
00:10:55 <slinky_J> and has to camp out
00:10:56 <slinky_J> lels
00:11:04 <chippax> lol
00:11:17 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha
00:11:23 <slinky_J> need some bitches in here
00:11:27 <slinky_J> steven_ get onnit son!
00:11:39 <slinky_J> amelia wont even talk anymore coz i keep posting fake pics of her
00:11:40 <slinky_J> fucken
00:11:48 <slinky_J> HOT PICS!
00:11:50 <screws> you gotta move like lightening in apple store
00:11:53 <slinky_J> compliment
00:11:53 <screws> even then.
00:11:53 <chippax> they are not hot pics
00:11:59 <chippax> amelia is hotter
00:12:02 <slinky_J> haha
00:12:07 <slinky_J> ye she is good lookin as
00:12:08 <chippax> the rat amelia
00:12:10 <slinky_J> for a croatian nigger
00:12:12 <chippax> not amelia from here
00:12:14 <slinky_J> LOLOL chippax
00:12:15 <slinky_J> ^5
00:12:16 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
00:12:21 <slinky_J> Princess Amelia
00:12:23 <slinky_J> lol bro
00:12:26 <chippax> PrincessAmelia
00:12:28 <slinky_J> her name on her medication
00:12:28 <chippax> queen rat
00:12:33 <slinky_J> is Amelia Blackwood
00:12:37 <chippax> is it
00:12:39 <chippax> hahahaha
00:12:40 <slinky_J> Blackwood. Amelia. Rat.
00:12:40 <slinky_J> yer
00:12:40 <chippax> take a pic
00:12:42 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHA
00:12:53 <slinky_J> oh the meds in bin now yo
00:13:01 <slinky_J> she had her last antibiotics this morning
00:13:06 <slinky_J> threw em out infront of her
00:13:09 <slinky_J> im like
00:13:10 <slinky_J> SEE
00:13:13 <slinky_J> NO MORE EY
00:13:17 <slinky_J> NOW BE GOOD GIRL
00:13:18 <slinky_J> hahahaha
00:13:25 <slinky_J> funny bitch she is
00:13:34 <slinky_J> prob give better gobbie than amelia in here
00:13:36 <slinky_J> u think?
00:13:44 <anotherirc3r> is she doing better now Joshy?
00:13:50 <slinky_J> bet she is dyin for a boy rat
00:13:53 <slinky_J> yes fanx jen she is good
00:13:58 <slinky_J> she has a little to work thru
00:14:05 <slinky_J> coz her nerves were kinda damaged a bit
00:14:08 <slinky_J> coz infectionyeh
00:14:13 <chippax> damn
00:14:15 <slinky_J> so she will get 100 percent
00:14:16 <chippax> jen
00:14:18 <slinky_J> or if she doesnt
00:14:19 <chippax> you should fuck off
00:14:23 <chippax> we dont want you here slut
00:14:24 <slinky_J> she just has a little head leaning
00:14:26 <slinky_J> but uno
00:14:28 <slinky_J> i luv her
00:14:42 <slinky_J> i luv her anyway i mean she was born without her big toe on one foot
00:14:42 <slinky_J> :P
00:14:47 <slinky_J> I AINT HATER!
00:14:48 <chippax> lol
00:14:51 <chippax> wtfg
00:14:56 <slinky_J> mm
00:15:05 <slinky_J> on right foot missing big toe
00:15:08 <slinky_J> :P
00:15:10 <slinky_J> has a stub
00:15:11 <slinky_J> lolz
00:15:18 <slinky_J> she is so special more special <3
00:15:50 <slinky_J> steven_ is busy stealing all the chicks and not getting them in here chippax
00:15:58 <slinky_J> him n emma having orgies with hot gamer girls!
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00:17:02 <chippax> lol
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00:17:14 <chippax> emma and my penis
00:17:20 <tisk> lols
00:17:33 * tisk enters channel with his penis
00:19:37 <chippax> tisk
00:19:39 <chippax> welcome mate
00:19:58 Join: Mx_Trump ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
00:20:02 <chippax> welcome
00:20:04 <chippax> jen is back
00:20:20 <Mx_Trump> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:20:29 <chippax> jens pussy is back for more
00:20:34 <chippax> and she's angry at me
00:20:39 <chippax> wont offer me her wet warm hairy cunt
00:20:53 <Mx_Trump> !seen jenspussy
00:21:13 <chippax> Mx_Trump have not seens jenspussy its been pre ocupied
00:21:22 <sharni> Lol slinky
00:25:26 <slinky_J> i will kill this fly
00:25:30 <slinky_J> lol me wot
00:25:35 <chippax> kill it and feed it to the rat
00:25:35 <slinky_J> wot i do!
00:25:40 <slinky_J> yer could
00:25:45 <slinky_J> she does eat slater bugs
00:25:50 <slinky_J> when shes on the carpet
00:25:51 <slinky_J> lols
00:26:00 <slinky_J> she eats anythin tasty
00:26:14 <slinky_J> HO! FOR THE WEST
00:26:37 <slinky_J> fkn only 3 beers left
00:26:47 <slinky_J> shouldnt have drunk beer talkin to this chick
00:26:54 <slinky_J> tho she hot
00:26:57 <slinky_J> n smart
00:27:09 <slinky_J> msg simba tell him to pay me the money he owes me
00:27:15 <slinky_J> or ill rape him
00:27:21 <slinky_J> bash him
00:27:28 <slinky_J> adelaide is a small place.
00:27:36 <chippax> lol
00:27:40 <slinky_J> lols
00:27:43 <slinky_J> so is ey
00:27:46 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
00:27:56 Part: sharni ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
00:27:59 <slinky_J> wonder if he is off drugs n hookers now
00:28:01 <slinky_J> CYA SHARNI
00:28:05 <slinky_J> who the fuck was that?
00:28:08 <slinky_J> sharni
00:28:17 <slinky_J> makes me think of sezz
00:28:17 <chippax> some random
00:28:19 <slinky_J> fat slut
00:28:23 <chippax> it could even be here
00:28:24 <amelia> she is all good
00:28:25 <slinky_J> hope she dies
00:28:31 <slinky_J> LOL
00:28:36 <slinky_J> simba is sezz!
00:28:40 <slinky_J> amelia talks!
00:28:44 <slinky_J> hi baybee
00:28:47 <chippax> amelia are you happy for jen to be back hun?
00:28:50 <slinky_J> soz 4 posting fake pics
00:28:53 <slinky_J> of hot girls
00:28:56 <slinky_J> ;)
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00:29:06 <slinky_J> naw amelia got her croatian fists out
00:29:10 <slinky_J> ready to FISSSSSSSSSSSST
00:29:14 <chippax> lol
00:29:15 <chippax> fist her pussy
00:29:16 <slinky_J> u would get fissssst
00:29:18 <Marttinn> why is so many people without ops?
00:29:18 <slinky_J> if u seen this show
00:29:20 <slinky_J> Ideal
00:29:21 <chippax> amelia do you like fisting?
00:29:24 <slinky_J> u seen it chippax?
00:29:28 <slinky_J> check this out
00:29:29 <chippax> nah
00:29:30 <chippax> not seen it
00:29:31 <slinky_J> classic show bro
00:29:35 <slinky_J> brit show about dealin
00:29:37 <slinky_J> ahahaha
00:29:44 Quit: eshay ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
00:30:03 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4YQPMZOmxo
00:30:06 <BlackDevil> Youtube: IDEAL Series 1 (Contains Strong Language and drug references) (Sep 28, 2009) Length: - Category: Comedy - 42,524 views - 67 likes (95.7%), 3 dislikes (4.3%)
00:30:24 <slinky_J> fuckin love Johnny Vegas
00:30:31 <slinky_J> funny ugly cunt
00:30:41 <slinky_J> watch that chippax :P
00:33:04 <slinky_J> "gotta mouse hole you can pee in doin us a favour!" ahaha
00:33:20 <slinky_J> Psycho paul is great.
00:34:10 <slinky_J> guy with the mouse mask Cartoon Face
00:34:15 <slinky_J> nobody knows which race he is
00:34:22 <slinky_J> but at one time he leads an Asian gang rofl
00:34:33 <slinky_J> Ideal man i want the shit on dvd best shit to get wasted to
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00:42:07 <anotherirc3r> yay unwritten law
00:42:10 <anotherirc3r> love this song
00:42:11 <Mx_Trump> fuck up ratwood you moron
00:42:51 <chippax> jen im going to see them soon
00:42:54 <chippax> shame u aint here
00:43:15 <anotherirc3r> like i'd want to be anywhere near you
00:43:46 <chippax> you would
00:43:48 <chippax> ur just angry at me
00:43:51 <slinky_J> damn 3 beers
00:43:53 <chippax> because i made fun of your sex life
00:43:55 <slinky_J> yay urinating
00:44:14 <anotherirc3r> nope
00:44:16 <slinky_J> Mx_Trump you ginger haird fuck you're father calls you the little abortion that got away
00:44:21 <slinky_J> useless ginger
00:44:23 <chippax> yes jen
00:44:24 <slinky_J> you know ginger genes
00:44:25 <chippax> you are angry
00:44:32 <slinky_J> come from interbreeding with neanderthals
00:44:38 <slinky_J> so you are part neanderthal Mx_Trump
00:44:40 <slinky_J> LOL
00:44:43 <slinky_J> sucked in
00:44:46 <slinky_J> fathead
00:44:54 <slinky_J> ur ancestors are extinct
00:45:04 <anotherirc3r> yes.. whatever you say Jerome
00:45:09 <slinky_J> maybe a human raped ur neanderthaller woman ancestor
00:45:15 <slinky_J> it's true btw
00:45:22 <slinky_J> ginger genes are from neandethals
00:45:30 <slinky_J> you cant give ANYONE shit bro
00:45:37 <slinky_J> because you are owned from birth.
00:45:44 <slinky_J> hahaha suck dick woodsucker
00:46:00 <chippax> LOL
00:46:05 <slinky_J> it's true bro
00:46:09 <slinky_J> science says so ROFL
00:46:15 <slinky_J> so he cant diss any of us ever!
00:46:24 <slinky_J> hai i related to shtupud neandefals
00:46:29 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fgt ginger
00:46:31 <slinky_J> loser.
00:46:32 <chippax> jen
00:46:34 <chippax> we love u
00:46:35 <chippax> come to us
00:46:51 <slinky_J> I am gonna nest between jen boobs
00:46:56 <chippax> i am going to kiss her
00:46:59 <slinky_J> wont beat me up like amelia would
00:47:02 <slinky_J> dirty croatian
00:47:05 <slinky_J> !!
00:47:06 <anotherirc3r> i'm not going anywhere near you Jerome
00:47:20 <amelia> get fucked i wouldn't beat you up I'd jus slice your neck open
00:47:26 <slinky_J> LMAO
00:47:27 <slinky_J> hot
00:47:29 <chippax> yeh u are jen
00:47:30 <slinky_J> and dead
00:47:32 <slinky_J> but hot!
00:47:33 <chippax> you are just angry at me
00:47:36 <slinky_J> hot blood down my neck!
00:47:38 <slinky_J> wooooooooooooooooo
00:47:39 <slinky_J> sexi as
00:47:41 <slinky_J> yum
00:47:44 <amelia> truth is i wouldn't be able to reach
00:47:48 <chippax> for reminding you of your bad choices
00:47:52 <slinky_J> LMAO
00:47:52 <chippax> both u and amelia are losers
00:47:58 <slinky_J> wot
00:48:00 <slinky_J> wait
00:48:03 <slinky_J> explain that
00:48:13 <amelia> me short you tall
00:48:19 <slinky_J> "I don't know how to do my job right? Yes sir no sir three bags full of shit!"
00:48:21 <slinky_J> ahaha this movie
00:48:22 <slinky_J> ohhh
00:48:28 <slinky_J> yes u short as girl should be
00:48:35 <slinky_J> and fish out tiny fish!
00:48:37 <slinky_J> FROM TEH SEA
00:48:39 <slinky_J> TINY FISH
00:48:48 <slinky_J> amelia wants to see Finding Dori
00:48:55 <slinky_J> to learn how to get more tiny fish :(
00:49:08 <slinky_J> she like cant wait!
00:49:27 <chippax> you tall me short
00:49:29 <slinky_J> k accidently paused movie with guy in doggy position how gay is that
00:49:31 <chippax> amelia's pussy
00:49:38 <slinky_J> shhhh
00:49:42 <slinky_J> u dont talk that far down
00:49:48 <slinky_J> u talk about face and boobies
00:49:53 <slinky_J> and then do not game with her
00:49:59 <slinky_J> coz she kick ur ass make u feel like woman!
00:50:09 <Mx_Trump> jen's mine jerome back off
00:50:20 <slinky_J> shut up Gingerbread Gay
00:50:22 <Mx_Trump> if you want her pussy you can pay me rent
00:50:28 <slinky_J> go take a photo of a potatoe
00:50:32 <slinky_J> gayey
00:50:56 <Mx_Trump> plus cleaning costs
00:51:16 <slinky_J> forgot to watch that doco on that milat kid
00:51:26 <slinky_J> Mx_Trump
00:51:30 <slinky_J> im bald right
00:51:31 <slinky_J> but
00:51:37 <slinky_J> been shavin head since 16
00:51:39 <slinky_J> so dun care
00:51:40 <slinky_J> but
00:51:55 <slinky_J> u had orange hair since ur orangutan mum shat u out her womb
00:51:58 <slinky_J> how u feel bout dat?
00:52:06 <slinky_J> O_o
00:52:24 <slinky_J> i rub hampsters on my head for no reason.
00:53:35 <slinky_J> guess i talked so much shit about amelia she dont like talkin to me
00:53:39 <slinky_J> could least abuse me
00:53:42 <chippax> fuck her man
00:53:46 <chippax> pleanty of better women
00:53:47 <slinky_J> cause I like iiitttt
00:53:50 <slinky_J> abuse me mooorre
00:53:52 <chippax> jens heaps better than her
00:53:59 <slinky_J> i know nice girls bro
00:54:38 <chippax> then go for them
00:56:23 <slinky_J> nah
00:56:27 <slinky_J> u dont go them
00:56:32 <slinky_J> u go their friends friends
00:56:37 <slinky_J> that way u dont get into shit ever
00:56:42 <slinky_J> n everyone still likes u
00:56:43 <slinky_J> lols
00:56:52 <slinky_J> is y ive fucked several n noone cares
00:56:59 <slinky_J> play smart
01:05:04 <slinky_J> oi chippax
01:05:10 <slinky_J> did uno u shouldnt do coke anymore
01:05:12 <slinky_J> ?
01:05:34 <slinky_J> apparently most coke in US n here course is cut with this thing to stop constriction of blood vessels
01:05:40 <slinky_J> but it gives you skin rot
01:05:42 <slinky_J> fucken
01:05:49 <slinky_J> never doin coke again myself.
01:05:54 <slinky_J> undetectable too
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01:10:35 <chippax> i dont do coke
01:10:40 <chippax> never have really
01:10:42 <chippax> its crap
01:10:53 <chippax> coke in australia is high grade stuff if u want it
01:10:55 <chippax> very expensive
01:11:41 <slinky_J> yer?
01:11:43 <slinky_J> yer
01:11:45 <slinky_J> i got a nice gram
01:11:52 <slinky_J> offa guy that was on news a while later
01:11:53 <slinky_J> rofl
01:12:01 <slinky_J> ripped off his parents n shit
01:12:05 <slinky_J> he was a gangster too
01:12:13 <slinky_J> he gave me a nice gram for info onna neighbour
01:12:16 <slinky_J> i oblige
01:12:20 <slinky_J> she was a jewish cunt anyway
01:12:23 <slinky_J> owed him bigtime
01:12:29 <Mx_Trump> his name was simba
01:12:31 <slinky_J> like an actual jew
01:12:39 <slinky_J> simba is a greek piece of shit
01:12:52 <slinky_J> one day I will see him face to face
01:13:04 <slinky_J> and he will give me what I want or cop a bashing.
01:13:13 <slinky_J> Id do time over him to make a point.
01:13:18 <slinky_J> only be like a year heh
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01:18:46 <slinky_J> Mx_Trump tell simba he is a fat greek cunt that owes me money
01:18:53 <slinky_J> and one day I will collect
01:18:58 <slinky_J> dont care if it is him.
01:19:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
01:19:04 <slinky_J> cause I am a mean cunt.
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01:29:35 <cherri_pie> hahahah
01:29:39 <cherri_pie> whos wants to bash simba??
01:29:47 <cherri_pie> please let me know i will join you
01:29:55 <chippax> i do
01:29:56 <cherri_pie> iv threatened to bash that cunt for the last 2 years
01:30:05 <cherri_pie> he just z lined me for a week
01:30:14 <cherri_pie> hes a little bich
01:30:21 <cherri_pie> he wouldnt last 5 sec in the ring with me
01:30:25 <cherri_pie> id kickbox his head
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01:32:20 <slinky_J> man the rat loves pear
01:32:28 <slinky_J> fk this pizza joint
01:32:30 <slinky_J> charge so much
01:32:40 <slinky_J> and the pear n gogogogogonzo salad
01:32:52 <slinky_J> fkn slivers of pair wit some cheese n shitty green grass
01:32:53 <slinky_J> LOL
01:33:04 <slinky_J> I want to bash simba
01:33:09 <slinky_J> honestly
01:33:10 <slinky_J> I do
01:33:14 <slinky_J> he owes me
01:33:16 <slinky_J> and he is a dog
01:33:22 <slinky_J> he dogged me
01:33:25 <slinky_J> I hate that.
01:33:31 <slinky_J> I never dog people irl man.
01:33:58 <cherri_pie> what did he do
01:34:02 <cherri_pie> tell me il smash him
01:34:12 <slinky_J> nah you wont
01:34:15 <Mx_Trump> Abortion said u smell like a nigger irl
01:34:17 <cherri_pie> i dont think iv ever hated anyone on irc as much as that cunt
01:34:18 <slinky_J> I live in Adelaide and so does he
01:34:24 <cherri_pie> you shuld get him then
01:34:26 <slinky_J> one day I'll come across him
01:34:28 <cherri_pie> if hes in adelaide
01:34:32 <slinky_J> and I wont beat him
01:34:41 <slinky_J> do worse
01:34:41 <cherri_pie> i haerd he feeds the pigeons at the mall somewhere
01:34:45 <cherri_pie> i know
01:34:47 <cherri_pie> thats what i said
01:34:50 <slinky_J> I was thinking of stripping him naked
01:34:55 Kick: cherri_pie was kicked by thestig (SHES MY CHERRI_POO)
01:34:57 <slinky_J> and taking his clothes.
01:35:13 <slinky_J> fat greek cunny can walk home to his daddys house naked
01:35:16 <slinky_J> funny as
01:35:23 <Mx_Trump> then pay a homeless guy $5 to suck him off
01:35:35 <slinky_J> nah
01:35:43 <slinky_J> it's all about embarrassment
01:35:48 <slinky_J> beating would be shit for me
01:35:50 <slinky_J> go to prison
01:35:54 <slinky_J> strip him naked
01:35:59 <slinky_J> anyone could do anything
01:36:03 <slinky_J> I would just boog out
01:36:10 <slinky_J> let him alone
01:36:16 <slinky_J> man
01:36:25 <slinky_J> he never lasted fifteen mins with a hooker when he was over
01:36:29 <slinky_J> n demanded hookers
01:36:31 <slinky_J> lol
01:36:41 <slinky_J> i banged a hooker at CC's up the road for 3 hrs
01:36:45 <slinky_J> i get fkn horny
01:36:50 <slinky_J> he couldnt last fifteen mins
01:36:57 <chippax> lol
01:36:58 <slinky_J> n id have to sit there with some slag whore
01:37:05 <slinky_J> like im gonna fuck a whore on expensive couch?
01:37:05 <chippax> why did u do it then?
01:37:07 <slinky_J> no sir
01:37:10 <slinky_J> oh
01:37:20 <slinky_J> thought he was a stand up guy then
01:37:36 <slinky_J> soon as he boots my bball onto road n loses it
01:37:39 <slinky_J> n i call him
01:37:41 <slinky_J> he is a cunt
01:37:44 <slinky_J> :/
01:38:05 <slinky_J> then he goes denies he ever was even around
01:38:10 <slinky_J> then not that but never hookers
01:38:10 <slinky_J> rofl
01:38:16 <slinky_J> then he admits n blames me
01:38:21 <slinky_J> like how can u blame me for hookers?
01:38:23 <slinky_J> lol
01:38:26 <slinky_J> idiot greek
01:38:39 <slinky_J> he got sacked from one job coz he slacked off so much ino that
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03:41:56 <British^Meat> Please roll out the red carpet for your magesty
03:42:15 <British^Meat> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=23pkps&s=9#.VmBtBdLouP8
03:42:25 <British^Meat> behold your king ladies
03:42:29 <British^Meat> in my very finest get up
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06:05:24 <BumFlake> mens asses
06:26:00 <BumFlake> poo poo and wee wee'a
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06:30:55 <chippax> royal boyjack
06:31:56 <BumFlake> poojack
06:40:42 <chippax> poo on jacks
06:43:07 <BumFlake> pay day
06:43:58 <chippax> how much?
06:46:38 <BumFlake> don no
06:47:24 <chippax> lol wtf man
06:51:49 <BumFlake> wat
07:05:24 <chippax> its royal
07:05:25 <chippax> its bumjack
07:08:31 <BumFlake> bumjackers united
07:14:14 <chippax> we should make a chan
07:14:16 <chippax> #bumjack
07:14:22 <chippax> bumjacks
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08:27:43 <steven_> loool
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11:25:15 <BumFlake> hey dippy birds
11:25:18 <BumFlake> im back lolz
11:25:21 <BumFlake> from work
11:25:28 <BumFlake> gotta go get weed be back in 20
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11:46:33 <BumFlake> back shitheads
11:48:55 <thestig> bumjacked
11:49:04 Mode: (by thestig) +v ABC
11:50:16 <ABC> yo
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12:07:40 <BumFlake> hey
12:07:45 <BumFlake> weed n jimbeam again
12:07:46 <BumFlake> got paid today
12:07:47 <BumFlake> hehe
12:13:34 <BumFlake> slinky gay
12:13:43 <BumFlake> hey son of mine
12:28:37 <ABC> hungry
12:29:08 <BumFlake> me 2
12:29:14 <BumFlake> maybe some hungry jacks
12:31:49 <BumFlake> 10 chicken nuggets with spicy dipping sauce and a bbq cheeseburger
12:32:40 <BumFlake> 5.45
12:32:42 <BumFlake> [:
12:33:05 <slinky_J> maaaannnn
12:33:12 <slinky_J> i got owned in battlefront in my x wing
12:33:17 <slinky_J> but so fun hahaha took out some cunts
12:33:24 <slinky_J> oh yeeee nuggets bruv
12:33:47 <BumFlake> tempura style
12:33:52 <slinky_J> mmm tempura
12:33:57 <slinky_J> that's how i like doin squid
12:34:04 <slinky_J> wit some vietnamese sauce
12:34:08 <BumFlake> i got enuff to get battlefront and subscription
12:34:12 <slinky_J> i got roo to eat later on
12:34:15 <slinky_J> WOO YEAH
12:34:16 <BumFlake> but if i do it will be all of my money
12:34:19 <slinky_J> ah
12:34:25 <slinky_J> i cbf with season pass yet
12:34:29 <BumFlake> spent 200 already
12:34:30 <slinky_J> enough to do already :P
12:34:32 <slinky_J> woa
12:35:00 <BumFlake> \:
12:35:14 <BumFlake> fucken internet bill is 350 o.O
12:35:51 <BumFlake> im working tomorrow and sunday
12:36:14 <slinky_J> fuck
12:36:24 <slinky_J> rake in some cashhh
12:36:40 <BumFlake> have 2
12:37:10 <BumFlake> i think im gonna buy the game man
12:37:24 <ABC> pizza for lunch
12:37:31 <ABC> yayy
12:37:38 <ABC> hury up
12:37:40 <BumFlake> im gonna swing by hungrys l8er
12:37:43 <slinky_J> werd
12:37:50 <slinky_J> just dont bother with season pass yet
12:37:57 <BumFlake> what is season pass
12:38:02 <ABC> work will buy about 10 pizzas
12:38:09 <ABC> hehe
12:38:09 <slinky_J> get the dlc n that
12:38:16 <BumFlake> whats dlc
12:38:30 <slinky_J> a kind of penis that fucks u out of money
12:38:31 <slinky_J> LOLOL
12:38:48 <BumFlake> ive got to buy the game im suspecting will be 100
12:38:58 <BumFlake> and then 30 bucks for 3 months of interweb play
12:39:41 <slinky_J> brb
12:41:52 <BumFlake> you better watch how you talk when you talk about me, cuz ill come and take your life away
12:48:22 * BumFlake slaps sharni around a bit with a large trout
12:49:36 * ABC slaps BumFlake around a bit with a large trout
12:50:12 <BumFlake> hey dipshit
12:52:01 <BumFlake> faggot bitch
12:55:26 <BumFlake> ABC can eat my droppings for lunch
12:55:28 <BumFlake> lolololol
12:57:53 <slinky_J> oh ye had 3 pieces pizza left
12:57:56 <slinky_J> Cajun stylez
12:58:07 <BumFlake> lolz
12:58:47 <slinky_J> ehehe
12:58:52 <slinky_J> cant wait to bother cookin this roo
12:58:56 <slinky_J> NOM NOM been ages
12:59:01 <slinky_J> shoulda got some good spice mix for it
12:59:04 <BumFlake> ewwww
12:59:32 <slinky_J> oh man its mad if u cook it right!
12:59:35 <slinky_J> in slivers yo
12:59:49 <BumFlake> eww
13:00:54 <BumFlake> how much is bf on ps4
13:01:20 <slinky_J> 99
13:01:44 <BumFlake> -_-
13:02:11 <ABC> usa has had 353 mass shootings for the year
13:02:15 <ABC> god bless america
13:03:01 <BumFlake> you have had the same amount for shootings of mens sperm in your rear end
13:03:17 <BumFlake> lololololololololololol
13:05:36 <ABC> the worlds going to shit
13:05:44 <ABC> might as well pitch in
13:09:14 <BumFlake> if ya smoke like i smoke then ya high like everday
13:09:19 <slinky_J> WOOOO man
13:09:25 <slinky_J> played the giant map with the AT ATs
13:09:27 <slinky_J> fuck yeaa
13:09:36 <slinky_J> some lucky cunt got to be darth vader n some cunt was boba fett
13:09:38 <slinky_J> the cunts
13:09:39 <slinky_J> lol
13:09:56 <BumFlake> lolz
13:10:10 <BumFlake> is it random which character you are
13:11:10 <slinky_J> yeah if you get to be them its random
13:11:22 <slinky_J> someone got to be luke skywalker on my team
13:16:29 <slinky_J> FUCK
13:16:35 <slinky_J> this is the best fps in ages
13:16:40 <slinky_J> since bf4 came out
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13:25:45 <nate> your ass smells good
13:25:48 <nate> LOLOL
13:26:43 <slinky_J> lollllll
13:26:54 <slinky_J> amelias ass smells like roses
13:26:58 <slinky_J> all the colours!
13:27:03 <slinky_J> taste the rainbow
13:30:20 <nate> it does?!!?
13:30:22 <nate> :P
13:30:34 <nate> have u got a crush on amellias slinky_J';")
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13:41:56 <slinky_J> nah lol
13:42:07 <slinky_J> just wonderin how long till talkin like that pisses her off LOL
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13:55:41 <nate> sincity HAWT
13:55:46 <nate> pole dance?
13:56:22 <sincity> ?
13:56:30 <sincity> gay?
13:56:57 <sincity> gay?
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14:04:00 <nate> a gay pole dance sure
14:04:02 <nate> and go!
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14:07:44 * BumFlake slaps sharni around a bit with a large trout
14:08:15 <nate> sharni and BumFlake sitting on a mouse click click click clicking away!
14:08:40 * nate stares at BumFlake
14:08:46 * sharni slaps BumFlake around with a extra large Dildo
14:08:52 <BumFlake> bumjack artist
14:09:16 <BumFlake> gay doods
14:09:20 <sharni> No BumFlake I will not put it up your bum don't ask again
14:09:26 <nate> sharni u may marry BumFlake with an exchange of dildos
14:09:33 <BumFlake> wat the heck
14:09:53 <sharni> No thanks rather marry a dildo
14:10:00 <BumFlake> wat the heck
14:10:03 <nate> but BumFlake has a nice smile!
14:10:28 <sharni> Meh
14:11:06 Nick: BumFlake is now known as shitflake
14:11:15 <nate> now hes mad
14:11:17 <shitflake> sharni
14:11:22 * shitflake slaps sharni around a bit with a large trout
14:11:34 <sharni> I don't like trout
14:12:21 <shitflake> gooood
14:12:34 <sharni> Lol
14:12:35 <slinky_J> oh mang
14:12:41 <slinky_J> butterfly some roo steak was dope
14:12:48 <sharni> Yuck
14:12:52 <shitflake> ewww
14:12:56 <slinky_J> y?
14:12:56 <sincity> shitflake gay?
14:13:01 <slinky_J> y yuck
14:13:04 <slinky_J> u eat beef?
14:13:07 <shitflake> nope only ur father
14:13:11 <nate> sincity u lookin for a boyfriend?
14:13:14 <slinky_J> u eat chicken
14:13:17 <sincity> shitflake gay?
14:13:21 <shitflake> nope only ur father
14:13:31 <sincity> yep you're gay
14:13:32 <shitflake> nope only ur father
14:13:36 <shitflake> nope only ur father
14:13:37 <sharni> Lol
14:13:46 * shitflake slaps sharni around a bit with a large trout
14:14:01 <sharni> Oh I like that
14:14:03 * sincity slaps sharni around a bit with a large trout
14:14:08 <nate> sharni reward shitflake with a nude cam session ;l
14:14:11 <sincity> sharni asl?
14:14:14 <sharni> Lol no
14:14:15 <shitflake> ;l
14:14:39 <sharni> 53 male
14:14:42 <nate> yay!
14:14:49 <sharni> Location is secret
14:14:57 <nate> location my place now
14:15:00 <nate> :P
14:15:11 <sharni> Are you into old men
14:15:13 <sincity> sharni cough up
14:15:15 <sincity> asl?
14:15:21 <shitflake> fuckkkkkof man
14:15:35 <sincity> shitflake you gay
14:15:40 <sincity> leave this one to me
14:15:40 <shitflake> nope only your father
14:15:44 * sincity slaps sharni around a bit with a large trout
14:15:48 <sincity> sharni
14:15:49 <sincity> asl?
14:15:52 <nate> shitflake is talking about starwarz
14:15:54 <nate> lol
14:15:55 <sincity> cmon
14:15:58 <sincity> you got a pic?
14:16:09 <sharni> Nice
14:16:15 <sharni> Nope*
14:16:33 <shitflake> lolz
14:16:35 <shitflake> bumjacked
14:16:37 <shitflake> imoz
14:16:59 <nate> http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/12/129924/3259651-images.jpeg
14:17:01 <nate> i found sharni
14:17:06 <nate> pink for summer
14:17:10 <sharni> Yep that's me
14:17:12 <sharni> So hawt
14:17:25 <sincity> its why you come here shitflake
14:17:33 <sincity> you know you can get a decent reach around
14:17:35 <sincity> fgt
14:17:50 <sincity> you bbw sharni?
14:18:11 <nate> https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e15/11049404_362247337310833_1630276743_n.jpg
14:18:15 <nate> this is shitflake
14:18:21 <sharni> Lol eww
14:18:54 <nate> he gots tan
14:18:55 <shitflake> lolz
14:18:57 <nate> hmmmm ;D
14:19:06 <sharni> He is 100% gay lol
14:19:17 <shitflake> me?
14:19:18 <nate> thats right
14:19:21 <nate> lollolol
14:19:23 <sharni> lol no
14:19:30 <sharni> Well not that I know off
14:19:41 <sharni> Of*
14:19:45 <shitflake> offffff
14:19:52 <sharni> Lol
14:19:57 <sharni> My bad
14:20:02 * shitflake slaps sharni around a bit with a large trout
14:20:06 <nate> shitflake likes bad boys
14:20:15 * shitflake slaps nate around a bit with a large trout
14:20:19 <sharni> Who doesn't
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14:20:33 <nate> hi eshay babe
14:20:46 <shitflake> ring ding dong ringa ding ding dong
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14:21:00 <nate> bye eshay babe
14:21:00 <sharni> Brb
14:21:11 <nate> pooflake will miss u
14:21:12 <Abortion> and then there was silence
14:21:25 <nate> Abortion what undies u wearing
14:21:31 <shitflake> lolz
14:21:36 <shitflake> smelly undiez
14:21:40 <Abortion> lol blue ones again
14:21:49 <nate> nah Abortion would wash his undies
14:21:53 <nate> :L
14:22:03 <Abortion> I had to check because I just grab undies from the cupboard
14:22:07 <Abortion> yes, I do wash them
14:22:15 <Abortion> Socks and underwear I am very consistent with
14:22:19 <nate> especially on friday when he picks up da laides
14:22:28 <Abortion> eh, sure
14:22:29 <shitflake> ladies that are boz
14:22:30 <shitflake> LoLZ
14:22:31 <shitflake> bOiZ
14:22:32 <shitflake> LoL~O
14:22:53 <nate> shitflake u offering yourself up?
14:22:54 <shitflake> has a good old bumjack
14:23:01 <sharni> Lol
14:23:13 <sincity> shitflake
14:23:16 <slinky_J> woooo
14:23:20 <slinky_J> i rock ona speeder
14:23:21 <slinky_J> woooooo
14:23:25 <sincity> when was the last time you got a decent reach around?
14:23:25 <slinky_J> killed myself twice
14:23:32 <nate> shitflake post your pic i'll post my fat pic :D
14:23:37 <Abortion> battlefront slinky_J?
14:23:37 <shitflake> lastnight with your uncle
14:23:39 <shitflake> AAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
14:23:40 <slinky_J> yeah bro
14:24:07 <nate> im fat as BRAAH with klingon eyebrows ;L
14:24:10 <shitflake> pinky poo
14:24:15 <slinky_J> there's no single player campaign but there are single player/co-op missions
14:24:24 <slinky_J> lol nate
14:24:39 <shitflake> smelly rectum
14:24:41 * slinky_J shoves some fried kangaroo in sharni mouth
14:24:46 <slinky_J> mmmmmm
14:24:51 <nate> me and Abortion are going to gym later to work out
14:24:55 * slinky_J makes sharni chew
14:24:57 <sharni> Ehh
14:25:01 <sincity> shitflake, you gay?
14:25:06 <sincity> sharni
14:25:08 <shitflake> lolz
14:25:08 * slinky_J sprinkles pepper on sharni face
14:25:09 <sincity> pics?
14:25:12 <slinky_J> eat ur dinner
14:25:13 <Abortion> we are?
14:25:14 <sharni> No
14:25:21 <sincity> sharni
14:25:22 <sincity> pics
14:25:25 <shitflake> dogshit sandwihc
14:25:27 <sincity> right now
14:25:27 <slinky_J> ima fry mushroom
14:25:28 <shitflake> Wich
14:25:33 * sincity slaps sharni around a bit with a large trout
14:25:34 <slinky_J> oh fudge i didnt buy tomatos to fry!
14:25:44 <nate> i'll post my topless fat pic for sincity;l
14:25:45 <shitflake> u bought a bumjack machine tho
14:26:03 <sharni> Stop asking sincity
14:26:39 <nate> sincity do u want my fat pic! ;l
14:26:50 <shitflake> crack a fat
14:27:11 <nate> i havz boobz
14:27:19 <Abortion> worrying
14:27:20 <shitflake> lolz
14:27:54 <slinky_J> im not really a racist or sexist right
14:27:58 <nate> guess hes only after sharni
14:28:00 <slinky_J> but cmon that chick from rosanne and big bang
14:28:02 <slinky_J> she is a lesbian
14:28:04 <slinky_J> gross
14:28:13 <slinky_J> she also looks like a grimm witch
14:28:13 <shitflake> turtle dicks
14:28:27 <slinky_J> lets make a tortoise fuck a turtle
14:28:33 * shitflake bunts sharns with his penus
14:28:45 <slinky_J> lol
14:29:13 <shitflake> PoOpErTrOn
14:30:01 * sincity takes a shit on sharnis chest
14:30:17 <nate> eww
14:32:13 <sharni> That's hawt
14:32:37 <nate> what if it came out cold
14:32:45 <nate> o,O
14:33:39 <nate> shitflake lets trade nudies
14:33:49 <nate> Damn it
14:35:03 <sharni> Lol
14:35:53 <nate> sharni gets all the hot men
14:35:57 <nate> its not fair!
14:36:09 <sharni> I do ?
14:36:21 <nate> yes i have exposed you
14:36:32 <sharni> Oh well
14:36:44 <nate> they are drawn to your smoking hot personality ;D
14:36:52 <sharni> They are
14:37:06 <sharni> Must be imaginary guys
14:37:39 <nate> the best kind
14:37:47 <nate> get off me brad
14:38:43 * sincity takes another shit on sharnis chest
14:38:52 <sincity> steaming hot sloppy shit for ya shit cunt
14:39:16 <nate> woah mix it up alittle
14:39:37 <sincity> You're a shit cunt too nate
14:39:42 <sincity> shit cunts
14:39:44 <sincity> the lot of yas
14:39:46 <nate> thankyou
14:39:51 <nate> i need a kiss better
14:39:52 <sharni> Thanks cunt
14:40:03 <sincity> change the name of this channel to #shitcunts
14:40:12 <sincity> coz thats what yas are
14:40:15 <sincity> yas are all shit cunts
14:40:35 <sincity> 4 sure
14:40:37 <nate> i haves a fat bod, u wanna look mr sincity:)
14:40:50 <sharni> I think he does
14:40:50 <sincity> gay?
14:40:58 <sharni> Sounds like he needs a good pull
14:41:05 <nate> ohh mr sincity!
14:41:15 <nate> he has to say yes first
14:41:46 <sharni> Lol
14:42:14 <sincity> sharni pics
14:42:16 <sincity> not gay
14:42:18 <nate> hes focused on poo or something
14:42:22 <sharni> I don't have any
14:43:09 <nate> i got one i got one!
14:43:15 * nate crys
14:43:19 <sharni> Lol
14:43:34 <slinky_J> fk
14:43:37 <slinky_J> where thingo go
14:43:41 <slinky_J> to buy battlefront
14:43:44 <slinky_J> i hope
14:43:47 <nate> whom :D
14:43:53 <slinky_J> im darth daver!
14:43:57 <slinky_J> um bumjacked
14:44:01 <sharni> Is Battlefront good
14:44:42 <Abortion> Darth Stroyer
14:44:45 <Abortion> Darth Splosion
14:44:45 <slinky_J> YES
14:44:47 <slinky_J> it rules
14:45:06 <nate> just dress up with Abortion, then undress him at the end ;D:D
14:45:13 <Abortion> http://theinfosphere.org/Sith_Overlords
14:45:57 <Abortion> gaaaaaay
14:45:59 <Abortion> oh wait, thats me
14:46:04 <slinky_J> lolol
14:46:07 <Abortion> gaaaaaay
14:46:17 <nate> who knew
14:47:15 <Abortion> Its funny to be/act gay around here, because the losers can't deal with it
14:48:29 <slinky_J> yeah
14:48:32 <sharni> Ya
14:48:33 <slinky_J> i love doin it
14:48:38 <nate> sharni so gay
14:48:44 <nate> 2 bad guys!
14:49:04 <sharni> I'm totally gay
14:49:13 <Abortion> everything is so gay
14:49:18 <Abortion> I'm gonna get a golden gay time
14:49:21 <sharni> Pretty much
14:49:26 <Abortion> and have a gay old time
14:49:51 <sharni> Sounds good
14:50:28 <sincity> whos got a pic?
14:50:56 <Abortion> man I wish I could say "here is a pic of your mum" and it actually was
14:51:00 <slinky_J> ive only ever had one golden gay time
14:51:01 <slinky_J> i think
14:51:06 <slinky_J> maybe i never did
14:51:07 <Abortion> imagine the children of porn starts
14:51:16 <Abortion> everyone would have pics of their mum
14:51:49 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha
14:52:01 <slinky_J> one of the teens from Teen Mom went on to do porn
14:52:04 <slinky_J> the slut
14:52:12 <Abortion> shieeet
14:52:50 <sharni> Yuck
14:53:57 <slinky_J> i want to meet the offspring of this roo
14:54:01 <slinky_J> and tell it how im gonna eat it
14:54:04 <slinky_J> and its children
14:54:09 <slinky_J> >:P
14:54:37 <Abortion> Reminds me of a rather disturbing "comic" I saw on the internet
14:54:42 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
14:54:46 <sincity> Abortion you gay?
14:54:52 <sincity> I think you might be
14:54:54 <Abortion> if it pleases you, yes
14:55:00 <sincity> just judging on the way you act like a fgt
14:55:05 <sincity> fucking fgt mate
14:55:10 <sincity> this channels full of em
14:55:11 <Abortion> mmhmm
14:55:37 <sincity> slinky
14:55:40 <sincity> you m or f
14:55:44 <Abortion> loool
14:56:36 <slinky_J> f
14:56:44 <slinky_J> 27
14:58:38 <sincity> where you from babe?
15:01:03 <sharni> Like o
15:01:07 <sharni> Lol*
15:03:55 <sincity> ?
15:04:00 <sincity> you talking to me sharni?
15:04:02 <sincity> pm
15:04:23 <sharni> No
15:10:48 Quit: shitflake ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
15:11:02 <slinky_J> 3:10 i can take these whitening strips off
15:11:08 <slinky_J> i should wax ma legs
15:11:55 <sharni> Lol
15:12:03 <sharni> Do it and record it
15:12:06 <sharni> Dare you
15:12:07 <slinky_J> ahaha
15:12:08 <sincity> asl slinky_J?
15:12:12 <slinky_J> i shave my arm pits
15:12:14 <slinky_J> and arms
15:12:18 <slinky_J> coz i have tats
15:12:18 <sharni> Wow gay
15:12:34 <slinky_J> shaved armpits dont stink up like hairy ones
15:12:36 <sharni> Tats on your arm pits ?
15:12:42 <slinky_J> lol no
15:12:46 <sharni> Lol
15:13:10 <sincity> you seem like a slinky cunt slinky_J
15:13:15 <sincity> just got told you are a male
15:13:17 <sincity> gay?
15:13:19 <sincity> ffs
15:13:20 <sincity> fgt
15:13:35 <Abortion> hahahaha
15:14:02 <Abortion> as I said to slinky_J: I can never take someone who has to ask if someone is m or f seriously
15:14:14 <Abortion> I told him to say F but there is a good chance he would have done it anyway
15:14:39 <Abortion> You ask these questions and people are gonna want to fuck with you
15:14:40 <sincity> fgt?
15:14:46 <sincity> You are a creep man
15:14:48 <sincity> think about it
15:14:55 <Abortion> Man I don't care
15:14:55 <sincity> trying to fool me into gay cyber or something
15:14:56 <sincity> fgt
15:14:59 <Abortion> hahahaha
15:16:09 <Abortion> Maybe you shouldn't ask what sex a person is before deciding if they're worth talking to
15:16:57 <sincity> maybe you should shut the fuck up creeper
15:17:03 <Abortion> nah not gonna
15:17:04 <sincity> you are a fucking creeper mate
15:17:16 <Abortion> told you I don't care if I am
15:17:55 <sincity> sure you do cunt
15:18:00 <sincity> you are a fucking creep mate
15:18:20 <Abortion> ssssssssss
15:18:21 <Abortion> BOOOM
15:19:38 <slinky_J> LOL
15:19:42 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
15:19:50 <slinky_J> I LOVE WINDOWS 10
15:19:54 <slinky_J> back to form
15:19:55 <sincity> creeper
15:19:57 <sincity> creeper
15:20:05 <sincity> Abortion = creep
15:20:13 <sincity> naming himself after abortion
15:20:17 <slinky_J> Abortions are all the rage!
15:20:21 <sincity> writing was on the wall already i suppose
15:20:27 <sincity> fucking sicko
15:20:36 <slinky_J> my daddy called me the little abortion that got away!
15:20:42 <sincity> i bet you a pale fucking neck bearded faggot looking guy
15:20:44 <slinky_J> even tried putting me back in
15:20:47 <slinky_J> poor guy
15:21:40 <Abortion> BOOOOM
15:21:40 <sincity> fkn creeper
15:21:45 <sincity> slinky_J you a creeper too
15:21:53 <sincity> playing ya lil games
15:21:53 <Abortion> gold
15:21:55 <Abortion> ^5 slinky_J
15:21:57 <sincity> creep central
15:23:07 <sincity> CREEPS CREEPS CREEPS CREEPS CREEPS CREEPS CREEPS CREEPS CREEPS CREEPS
15:23:15 <sincity> Simwolf
15:23:17 <sincity> you there?
15:25:34 <slinky_J> lols
15:26:16 <sincity> hey one more thing Abortion
15:26:22 <sincity> just to let you know
15:26:28 <sincity> you probably messed with the wrong person in me today
15:26:35 <sincity> im gonna have my revenge cunt
15:26:38 <sincity> that is all
15:26:51 <Abortion> everyone is, you have no reputation, why would I have weighed that up?
15:29:06 <sincity> you gonna pay mate
15:29:26 <Abortion> for shit on the internet? Gee what is this world coming to
15:30:11 <sincity> fucked with da wrong person mate
15:30:20 <slinky_J> oh mi gosh
15:30:24 <Abortion> man I don't know you
15:30:31 <slinky_J> took down imperial walker wit ma speedster
15:30:39 <slinky_J> first time ive done that since some game on N64!
15:31:04 <slinky_J> how many people are in you sincity?
15:31:08 <slinky_J> how many dudes
15:31:09 <slinky_J> haha
15:31:25 <Abortion> its the city of sin
15:31:38 <Abortion> so probably 75% males and a bunch of prostitutes
15:31:52 <slinky_J> lol
15:32:24 <sincity> Abortion if I were you i'd stop talking cunt
15:32:40 <Abortion> You're threats are nebulous. As I told you, I don't know you
15:33:21 <Abortion> You want to be known, plant yourself
15:33:45 <Abortion> All I'm hearing is bullshit
15:34:10 <sincity> Well ive got ways of finding you cunt
15:34:12 <sincity> and I will
15:34:18 <sincity> starting with a picture of ya
15:34:20 <sincity> then ill hunt ya
15:34:27 <Abortion> yeah, get the pic of my ass
15:34:33 <Abortion> amelia or nate will be happy to provide
15:35:26 <Abortion> seriously though, whats the point, unless we know who you are, what does it show that some random dude on the internet hunts down some other random dude on teh internet?
15:38:43 <sincity> now look at ya
15:38:47 <sincity> going into run and hide mode
15:38:50 <sincity> ahaha
15:38:57 <sincity> im still coming for ya cock sucker
15:39:06 <sincity> i dont wanna see a pic of your ass mate
15:39:13 <sincity> got a pic of your face now
15:39:13 <sincity> cunt
15:39:15 <Abortion> lol
15:39:17 <Abortion> ok
15:39:23 <Abortion> What am I holding?
15:39:51 <Abortion> If you want to scare me, you'd better answer right
15:40:22 <sincity> You aint holding anything in this pic
15:40:27 <sincity> you just got a faggot look on your face
15:40:32 <sincity> with your amish beard
15:40:34 <sincity> fgt
15:40:35 <sincity> red
15:40:37 <sincity> red cunt
15:40:41 <sincity> hahaaaaaaaaaaa
15:40:42 <Abortion> lol ok
15:40:48 <sincity> this is gonna be easier than i thought
15:40:53 <Abortion> don't think I posted any pic other than my ass and me holding something
15:41:10 <sincity> theres another one coming through now cunt
15:41:13 <sincity> ha
15:41:17 <sincity> fucking book
15:41:20 <sincity> look like your in a cell
15:41:26 <sincity> is that your bedroom fgt?
15:41:27 <Abortion> ok you got me
15:41:31 <sincity> looks like a jail
15:41:33 <sincity> fgt
15:41:33 <Abortion> come get me sincity
15:41:45 <Abortion> prove to no one that your a big boy because we don't know you
15:41:53 <sincity> look at you all scared and shit
15:42:05 <sincity> ha
15:42:08 <sincity> you is easy mate
15:42:12 <sincity> people sold you out
15:42:14 <sincity> jerk
15:42:15 <Abortion> Sure
15:42:16 <sincity> heh
15:42:21 <Abortion> I haven't really hidden who I am
15:42:27 <Abortion> not exactly hard info to find
15:42:35 <sincity> you obviously have pissed off other people on here too cunt
15:42:37 <Abortion> So you're gonna bash me, then what?
15:42:40 <sincity> makes for a good team mate
15:42:44 <sincity> we all will get ya
15:42:48 <sincity> we gonna get yaaaaaaaa
15:42:49 <sincity> hehehehehe
15:42:54 <Abortion> mmkay
15:43:13 <Abortion> If you're not in Adelaide, its gonna cost you a bunch
15:43:19 <sincity> gotcha!!!!!!
15:43:28 <sincity> hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
15:43:42 <Abortion> why? Heaps of people know I live in Adelaide, I say it all the time
15:43:46 Join: sik ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
15:43:52 <sik> argh
15:44:06 <sik> head is done in
15:44:18 <sincity> hahahahaha
15:44:19 <sincity> oiii
15:44:20 <sincity> sik
15:44:26 <sincity> you got an issues with Abortion?
15:44:29 <sincity> WEEEEE GOT HIM
15:44:33 <sincity> gotchaaaaaaa
15:44:34 <sik> what
15:44:35 <sincity> hahaaaaaaaaaa
15:44:49 <sincity> you better be good at running Abortion
15:44:54 <sincity> coz yoou gonna run rabbit
15:44:55 <sik> who is Abortion
15:45:00 <sincity> RUN RABBIT RUN RABBIT
15:45:38 <Abortion> heh
15:45:39 <sik> I need sleep
15:46:53 <sik> lol
15:46:58 Join: spudboy ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
15:47:39 <Abortion> I guess I should be pretty pleased with myself, dudes are apparently pissed enough at my JUST WORDS, to spend money to find me
15:47:58 <Abortion> Then they'll confront me
15:48:09 <Abortion> and I'll go, seriously, over words? Alright, lets get this over thing
15:48:46 <Abortion> I mean, seriously, there isn't even a chick involved
15:50:29 <sincity> you flatter yourself too much Abortion
15:50:40 <Abortion> i dunno sounds pretty accurate
15:50:40 <sincity> you are just another cock boy that needs to be silenced
15:50:46 <sincity> thats what im gonna do
15:50:51 <sincity> silence you fuck knuckle
15:50:55 <sincity> fix you up good cunt
15:51:04 <Abortion> Oh your a warrior of justice, on a mission from god?
15:51:05 <sincity> ill be bringing some others for the entertainment too
15:51:07 <sincity> creeper
15:51:25 Quit: sik ([email protected]) Connection closed
15:51:25 <sincity> you are a fucking creeper mate
15:51:29 <Abortion> sssssssssss
15:51:29 <sincity> we coming to get ya
15:51:33 <sincity> run rabbit run!
15:51:33 <sharni> Yeah mate
15:51:35 <sincity> run rabbit run!
15:51:54 <Abortion> boom
15:52:08 <sharni> Butch
15:52:13 <Abortion> Keep digging the hole
15:52:19 <sharni> Bitch*
15:52:20 <Abortion> it only goes to the other side of the planet
15:52:23 <sharni> -_-
15:52:59 <Abortion> What up sharni?
15:53:10 <sharni> Nothing
15:53:37 <Abortion> ah well
15:53:41 <Abortion> not every day can be special
15:53:43 <sharni> Ya
15:53:47 <sharni> Nope
15:54:03 <Abortion> I'm gonna have a special day
15:54:08 <Abortion> first time getting beaten up
15:54:12 <Abortion> maybe even stabbed if I'm lucky
15:54:23 <sincity> nah mate
15:54:27 <sincity> we aint gonna stab ya
15:54:34 <sincity> welcome to the ring of fire cunt
15:54:37 <sincity> heheheheheh
15:54:45 <Abortion> eh?
15:54:49 <Abortion> whats the ring of fire?
15:54:52 <Abortion> You should tell me about it
15:55:07 <sincity> we circle you and take turns at laying the boots in cunt
15:55:14 <Abortion> boring
15:55:27 <Abortion> ah well
15:55:44 <sincity> might even light that lame beard of yours on fire mate
15:55:47 <sincity> dunno yet
15:55:52 <Abortion> yeah you should
15:55:59 <sincity> depends on how lippy you are at the time i suppose
15:57:34 Quit: spudboy ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
15:58:03 <Abortion> Well no point backing out, I've only been lippy so far, I mean really, why wouldn't I be?
16:00:41 <sincity> no where to run and no where to hide Abortion
16:00:52 <Abortion> obviously now
16:00:54 <Abortion> *not
16:00:59 <Abortion> why is that supposed to mean anything
16:01:22 <sincity> You got no where to run and no where to hide
16:01:27 <Abortion> yes, I got that
16:01:36 <Abortion> You're gonna find me and obviously you're fit
16:01:44 <sincity> im gonna take my time with you Abortion
16:01:46 <Abortion> What else is it going to mean?
16:01:51 <sincity> make it long and painful
16:01:59 <Abortion> Oh so its torture
16:02:03 <Abortion> thats not really new or anything
16:02:04 <sincity> this is for being such a fucking creep
16:02:10 <Abortion> yeah, a real creep
16:02:16 <sincity> teach you a lesson mate
16:02:29 <sincity> this will be a benefit to you in the end cunt
16:02:31 <Abortion> not what I would have called a creep but hey, you're clearly the only one who matters here
16:02:38 <Abortion> Your word is law and shit
16:02:42 <Abortion> and everyone will respect you
16:02:49 <Abortion> even though you haven't even said who you are
16:02:52 <slinky_J> lol still goin
16:02:53 <slinky_J> no shit
16:02:56 <slinky_J> they never say ey
16:03:00 <slinky_J> makes them feel cool
16:03:19 <Abortion> while hey, I'm just some punk kid
16:03:21 <slinky_J> everyone buy Battlefront!
16:03:22 <slinky_J> ahaha
16:03:24 <slinky_J> yer
16:03:53 <sincity> you aint some punk kid Abortion
16:03:55 <sincity> you a bitch
16:03:56 <slinky_J> gotta get boardies
16:03:58 <slinky_J> go swimmin
16:04:01 <slinky_J> love swimmin
16:04:01 <sincity> you a creepy bitch
16:04:04 <slinky_J> fuck
16:04:06 <slinky_J> if i had car
16:04:19 <slinky_J> could go swimmin center every day!
16:04:23 <slinky_J> just up the road grr
16:04:34 <Abortion> You've laid down the gauntlet, I'm gonna get bashed right? Thats not gonna change, I may as well keep being lippy
16:04:47 <Abortion> because its not going to change whether I get bashed or not
16:05:06 <Abortion> So come get me sincity
16:05:16 <Abortion> be my first real taste of the school of hard knocks
16:05:26 <slinky_J> LMAO
16:05:34 <slinky_J> the shirty little ass
16:06:21 <Abortion> its like "be gentle" but be not gentle
16:06:26 <slinky_J> lol
16:07:04 Nick: Hennessy is now known as Exo
16:08:55 <sincity> you asked for it Abortion
16:08:56 <sincity> you asked for it Abortion
16:09:01 <sincity> you gonna get it
16:09:44 <sincity> remember this when your on the ground, in a shallow pool of your own blood
16:09:51 <sincity> bloody
16:09:52 <sincity> hahaha
16:14:33 <Abortion> yeah yeah
16:14:40 <Abortion> come on, this is stock standard stuff I thought
16:14:51 <Abortion> Of course the aggressor is going to gloat
16:15:22 <sincity> -Soda- Your Message Has Been Blocked.
16:15:26 <sincity> another smartass cunt
16:15:36 <Abortion> heh
16:15:47 <slinky_J> lol
16:16:05 <sincity> whats that Abortion?
16:16:06 <Abortion> The warrior for internet justice finds his next fiend
16:16:16 <sincity> nah mate
16:16:18 <Abortion> you will smite with righteousness
16:16:20 <sincity> soda is a cock
16:16:23 <sincity> but you are a creep
16:16:26 <sincity> you will suffer
16:16:27 <sincity> soon
16:16:33 <Abortion> the hell is the difference
16:17:15 <Abortion> you got to explain this shit or the lesson doesn't make any sense
16:17:17 <sincity> he is a cock head
16:17:20 <sincity> but you are a creep
16:17:21 <sincity> like you
16:17:25 <Abortion> yeah that explains nothing
16:17:27 <sincity> are fucked up
16:17:33 <sincity> he is okay, hes just a jerk
16:17:34 <Abortion> in what way?
16:17:36 <sincity> you need a beat down
16:17:40 <sincity> he needs a moutful
16:17:40 <Abortion> yeah why?
16:17:46 <Abortion> eh?
16:17:59 <Abortion> You don't even know what you're talking about
16:18:03 <sincity> talkings done Abortion
16:18:08 <sincity> im coming for you
16:18:09 <Abortion> Not as far as I can see
16:18:13 <sincity> now if you excuse me
16:18:19 <sincity> i have some ladies to talk to
16:18:21 <sincity> fuck knuckle
16:18:26 <Abortion> ok, have fun
16:18:58 <sincity> im gonna be telling them all about ya
16:19:07 <Abortion> about how I dissed you
16:19:08 <sincity> we gonna be laughing about ya
16:19:09 <sincity> hah
16:19:42 <Abortion> it happens or it doesn't, either way, at the moment its just talk
16:19:52 <Abortion> and because we don't know you, you aren't even going to have reputation
16:20:28 <Abortion> So unlike what http://firefly.wikia.com/wiki/Adelai_Niska says, your reputation won't be solid
16:20:34 <Abortion> because a reputation has to be tied to something
16:20:53 <Abortion> The quote is Now for you, my reputation is not from gossip… my reputation is fact. Is solid.”
16:21:50 <sincity> why the fuck are you quoting other people cock sucker
16:21:56 <sincity> you are a fucking weirdo creep man
16:21:57 <sincity> haha
16:21:58 <Abortion> why not?
16:22:06 <Abortion> seems appropriate
16:22:17 <sincity> seems like you are just a fucking loser mate
16:22:27 <Abortion> yeah everyone says that
16:22:59 <Abortion> man your tactics are so stone age
16:25:23 <sharni> Your all freaks
16:25:36 <sharni> Lol
16:25:46 <sincity> <@Abortion> man your tactics are so stone age - so is your style in facial hair
16:25:54 <sincity> BOOM SHACKALACKA
16:25:58 <sincity> burrrrrrnnnn Abortion
16:26:02 <sincity> burn baby burn!
16:26:04 <Abortion> yeah, the, uh, facial hair
16:26:20 <Abortion> has it not occured to you that perhaps I changed that?
16:26:53 <sincity> once a cock sucker, always a cock sucker.....
16:26:59 * sincity does the hippy hippy shake
16:27:03 <sincity> burn baby BURN!
16:27:22 <Abortion> Soda is the cock, I'm the creep
16:27:24 <Abortion> I thought you said they were different
16:27:55 <sincity> cock sucker
16:28:01 <Abortion> yeah yeah
16:28:02 <sincity> 'cock sucker'
16:28:03 <Abortion> come on
16:28:07 <Abortion> its the same shit
16:28:15 <Abortion> you're just using different insults
16:28:20 <sincity> you are a dumb cunt
16:28:25 <Abortion> oh thats new
16:28:40 <Abortion> oh wait, its not
16:29:18 <sincity> hahaahaha
16:29:22 <sincity> burnnnn mofo
16:29:25 <sincity> burrrrnnn
16:30:01 <Abortion> So you're using a proxy
16:30:16 <Abortion> I'd rate chances reasonably high you're cherri_pie
16:30:25 Mode: (by thestig) +o sharni
16:30:49 <sincity> id rate chances pretty high that you are a faggot
16:30:58 <sincity> ooooooerrrr
16:31:00 <sincity> burn again mofo
16:31:02 <Abortion> Pretty sure I already said that though
16:31:04 <sincity> burn baby burn!
16:31:10 <Abortion> working memory?
16:31:12 <Abortion> got any?
16:32:19 <Abortion> So what'd you do about winged angel, sincity?
16:32:34 <thestig> cheri_poo
16:33:03 <sincity> im sorry?
16:33:06 <sincity> winged angel?
16:33:13 <sincity> What the fuck are you reading cock sucker?
16:33:19 <sincity> some sort of mythology books
16:33:22 <sincity> fuck off creep
16:33:24 <Abortion> mmm ok
16:34:01 <sharni> sincity can I have whatever your on ?
16:35:32 <sincity> trade ya
16:35:36 <sincity> for ya pic
16:35:47 <sharni> Ok
16:36:25 <sharni> Don't judge
16:36:36 <sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/4t7YD1jo/IMG_1519.JPG
16:37:15 <slinky_J> i hope coles is open til 9pm
16:37:23 <slinky_J> coz way too fkn hot to go atm :/
16:37:27 <sincity> bull shit sharni
16:37:29 <Abortion> should be
16:37:30 <sincity> fuck
16:37:32 <sharni> Lmao
16:37:34 <sincity> FUCK
16:37:34 <Abortion> most coles are
16:37:41 <sincity> look at Abortion
16:37:46 <Abortion> yes look at me
16:37:46 <sharni> Hot right
16:37:47 <sincity> thinks he knows everything
16:37:50 <slinky_J> yeah
16:37:50 <sincity> hes gonna get bashed
16:37:52 <slinky_J> hms
16:37:56 <Abortion> because you just got owned again sincity
16:38:02 <Abortion> so you gotta talk about me
16:38:04 <Abortion> so its not on you
16:38:18 <thestig> sounds like xm lol
16:39:10 <sincity> you the one getten burned
16:39:14 <sincity> over and over
16:39:19 <sincity> and when it comes to the ring of fire
16:39:22 <Abortion> this, again?
16:39:26 <sincity> you gonna burn baby burrnnn
16:39:37 <Abortion> I reckon you weren't lying about the entrepreneurship thing
16:40:03 <Abortion> You're just bitter as fuck
16:40:09 <Abortion> chill out man
16:40:18 <Abortion> its the fucking internet
16:41:04 <Abortion> You know whats gonna make you successful
16:41:19 <Abortion> The whole point of entrepreneurship is going in segments not travelled and making it
16:41:21 <steven_> looooooooool
16:41:28 <sincity> hahahah
16:41:34 <sincity> look at you now little man
16:41:37 <sincity> trying to back down from a fight
16:41:39 <Abortion> If you're going to blow up over some shit on the internet, you're gonna have a bad time in real life
16:41:40 <sincity> your a rabbit
16:41:45 <sincity> run rabbit run
16:41:54 <sincity> RUN RABBIT RUN RABBIT!
16:42:02 <Abortion> you can bash me but you'll still be a failure
16:42:10 <Abortion> because you can't keep your shit together
16:43:36 <Abortion> So you reckon bashing me will benefit me, maybe my advice would help you
16:43:44 <Abortion> but hey, you know best right
16:43:52 <steven_> just smash him Abortion
16:44:01 <Abortion> what do I know, I'm just soome punk kid on the internet?
16:44:26 <Abortion> I ain't spending cash to meet him, he can come to me
16:45:03 <sharni> Lol
16:45:04 <steven_> hahaha
16:45:54 <steven_> he wouldnt meet you anyway
16:45:57 Quit: sincity ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
16:45:58 <steven_> thats why he uses a VPN
16:45:59 <steven_> lol
16:46:09 <steven_> he is a pussy
16:46:22 <sharni> Lol
16:46:41 <slinky_J> http://free-girls.net/babes/sex-art/15/08/MelenaA/p/06.jpg
16:46:44 <slinky_J> that's a pussy
16:46:45 <sharni> He is freaking annoying
16:46:47 <slinky_J> nice one 2
16:46:48 <slinky_J> ;)
16:46:51 <Abortion> I'd help him if he asked, I ain't holding a grudge
16:46:54 <sharni> Eww
16:47:02 <slinky_J> pink is good
16:47:10 <sharni> No blue is
16:47:19 <Abortion> blue waffle :O
16:47:24 <sharni> Yum
16:47:35 <steven_> vpn-solomon.messagesystems.com
16:47:48 <slinky_J> this isnt ew http://free-girls.net/babes/sex-art/15/08/MelenaA/p/10.jpg
16:47:49 <slinky_J> ;)
16:47:59 <steven_> Private Internet Access
16:47:59 <steven_> New IP: 31.7.56.170
16:48:24 <sharni> I'm not even going to look at it
16:48:39 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Ee2LrVC9o
16:48:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Weeknd - The Hills ft. Eminem (Lyrics on screen)HQ (Oct 11, 2015) Length: 4:24 - Category: Music - 2,011,694 views - likes (97.4%), 393 dislikes (2.6%)
16:49:42 Join: sincity ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
16:49:52 <steven_> loooooooooooool
16:49:52 <slinky_J> y not sharni
16:49:54 <slinky_J> shes hot as
16:49:55 <sharni> Brb later phone is 1%
16:49:58 <slinky_J> u would make out with her ;)
16:49:59 <steven_> mmK
16:49:59 <slinky_J> lol
16:50:07 <sincity> oi
16:50:10 <sharni> I like guys not girls
16:50:11 <sincity> we aint done here Abortion
16:50:22 <steven_> sincity where you from?
16:51:14 <sharni> Mount druitt with Adam
16:51:22 <steven_> loool
16:51:27 <sharni> Brb
16:52:10 <steven_> smells like pollock
16:52:14 <steven_> crossed with jen
16:52:32 <sincity> oi
16:52:36 <sincity> smarten up
16:52:41 <steven_> looooool
16:52:44 <sincity> you will wanna go into the the ring of fire cunts
16:52:48 <sincity> this creep here
16:52:49 <sincity> right
16:52:50 <Abortion> Damn, I was hoping to have a quiet afternoon, now I'm going to have to talk shit with some guy on the internet
16:52:51 <sincity> Abortion
16:52:52 <steven_> fuck up
16:53:00 <sincity> was telling ppl to pretend to be chicks mate
16:53:03 <sincity> fucking creep
16:53:04 <sincity> right
16:53:05 <sincity> now
16:53:07 <sincity> fuck off
16:53:10 <sincity> creep
16:53:21 <steven_> you're a weak cuntt
16:53:44 <Abortion> I thought you said you weren't finished, now you want me to fuck off
16:55:43 <Abortion> steven_ is cool, if not for him, we'd just boot you from here.
16:56:16 <steven_> you can
16:56:52 <Abortion> Naw, he isn't flooding
16:56:58 <sincity> fuck off cunts
16:57:03 <sincity> you creepers
16:57:07 <sincity> is this what yu do here?
16:57:11 <steven_> is pollock jnr
16:57:15 <Abortion> Yeah basically
16:57:17 <sincity> try make guys cyber with guys?
16:57:17 <slinky_J> sharni likes bois not gals!
16:57:23 <steven_> why dont try
16:57:25 <BlackDevil> Stone Temple Pilots singer Scott Weiland has died
16:57:36 <steven_> so you come on irc to chat up girls sincity?
16:57:43 <sincity> ye
16:57:45 <sincity> you?
16:57:48 <Abortion> Heh
16:57:49 <steven_> lololol
16:58:00 <steven_> you must have no standards
16:58:06 <steven_> poor kid
16:58:13 <Abortion> Nah we come here to chill with mates
16:58:35 <steven_> and you use a VPN to connect lololol
16:59:00 <steven_> whats that worth? $3 a month
16:59:05 <steven_> do you speak to many chicks?
16:59:11 <steven_> get you're $3 worth
16:59:30 <sincity> sharni seems alright
16:59:37 <sincity> wont send her pic out though
16:59:41 <sincity> fucking mole
16:59:48 <sincity> cock tease mate
16:59:50 <sincity> comes on here
16:59:55 <sincity> not sending out pics brother
17:00:10 <steven_> good\
17:00:28 <slinky_J> so who is sharni
17:00:29 <steven_> i told her not to
17:00:34 <Abortion> sincity will be a good daddy
17:00:46 <slinky_J> sincity wants ten kids
17:00:52 <steven_> slinky you know who sharni is cunt
17:00:59 <slinky_J> oh wow was listening to stone temple pilots last nite
17:01:00 <Abortion> sharni is pretty chill
17:01:04 <slinky_J> no i dont
17:01:06 <slinky_J> lol
17:01:08 <steven_> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
17:01:09 <slinky_J> well i dont remember
17:01:11 <slinky_J> :S
17:01:12 <steven_> your in dream land cunt
17:01:14 <slinky_J> lols
17:01:15 <steven_> she is from nerdhacks
17:01:18 <slinky_J> oh
17:01:22 <slinky_J> same nick?
17:01:25 <steven_> ye
17:01:26 <Abortion> yeah
17:01:28 <steven_> or vivicous
17:01:32 <slinky_J> oh kk AHHH yea
17:01:34 <slinky_J> lmao
17:03:38 <Abortion> sincity: So yeah, I don't hold a grudge, you want to hang here, thats cool.
17:05:08 <slinky_J> anyone had a sixer of the new bunderberg drinks?
17:05:10 <slinky_J> so nice!
17:05:13 <slinky_J> i like blood orange mmm
17:05:23 <Abortion> oooh that sounds nice
17:05:32 <Abortion> I get the schewpps blood orange
17:05:33 <steven_> i have c hristmas party tonight
17:05:57 <Abortion> schwing steven_
17:06:02 <Abortion> for work?
17:06:34 <Abortion> My friend had a work party yesterday, got drunk and told the guys there about his 17yo boyfriend
17:06:46 <Abortion> hes regretting it lol
17:07:14 <sincity> that was you yeah Abortion
17:07:15 <sincity> ?
17:07:18 <Abortion> He's made us all a bit awkward though, hes like 29
17:07:36 <Abortion> that was me what?
17:07:41 <sincity> dont judge him Abortion
17:07:48 <sincity> you are the fgt in question
17:07:57 <Abortion> huh?
17:07:59 <sincity> you are the 29 yr old pedophile
17:08:04 <Abortion> uh sure
17:08:21 <sincity> heh
17:08:23 <Abortion> you found my pics, why don't you work that out for yourself
17:08:24 <sincity> got ya again mate
17:08:45 <sincity> too easy man
17:09:52 <Abortion> But anyway, its not so bad, because we know the 17yo is the more assertive of the two
17:10:22 <Abortion> quite amusing really
17:10:31 <Abortion> 17yo leading around a 29yo
17:10:33 <sincity> nice story hansel
17:11:24 <sincity> c'mon hansel
17:11:26 <sincity> what else ya got?
17:11:37 <Abortion> um, nothing?
17:11:54 <Abortion> Why are you fishing anyway?
17:12:25 <sincity> thats right
17:12:28 <sincity> you got nothing hansel
17:12:34 <sincity> nothing at all
17:12:36 <Abortion> nothing with regards to what?
17:12:53 <Abortion> Did you want to get back on with how you're going to bash me? I got bored of that
17:12:56 <sincity> you got nothing hansel
17:13:09 <Abortion> yeah ok buddy
17:13:10 <sincity> gonna find ya cunt
17:13:15 <steven_> lolol
17:13:16 <sincity> down in Adelaide
17:13:17 <steven_> weak cunt
17:13:18 <Abortion> ok so you do
17:13:20 <steven_> using a proxy
17:13:22 <sincity> pure scum filth
17:13:23 <steven_> is coming to find someone
17:13:25 <steven_> LOLOLOLOLOL
17:13:45 <steven_> your hiding your real hostname, but you think you're coming to get someone?
17:13:50 <sincity> coming to get you hansel
17:13:59 <steven_> haha
17:14:09 <Abortion> I ain't gonna hold a grudge, but hey, thats for you to decide
17:14:13 <sincity> Not really talking to you steven_
17:14:17 <sincity> im talking to hansel over here
17:14:19 <sincity> this cunt
17:14:19 <Abortion> I've been trying to use less hard words just for you
17:14:20 <sincity> hensel
17:14:21 <steven_> im talking to you though
17:14:40 <Abortion> You know, all that psychological shit, abuse and all that
17:14:52 <sincity> go on hensel
17:14:56 <sincity> fg
17:14:57 <sincity> t
17:15:04 <Abortion> Hey man, I'm trying to make this easy
17:15:10 <Abortion> its your choice
17:15:35 <sincity> you got nothing hansel
17:15:41 <Abortion> nothing of what?
17:15:45 <Abortion> what am I supposed to have?
17:16:10 <Abortion> What you say has to have meaning
17:16:14 <sincity> better taste in facial hair for starters
17:16:15 <sincity> hehehehehee
17:16:29 <sincity> you got nothing hansel
17:16:33 <Abortion> dude, I told you I got rid of that
17:16:33 <sincity> burrrrnnn babyyyy burrrn
17:16:43 <sincity> yeah but the thing is Abortion
17:16:47 <sincity> you 'had it'
17:16:49 <sincity> and at the time
17:16:50 <Abortion> so?
17:16:52 <sincity> you thought it was cool
17:16:55 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Ee2LrVC9o
17:16:57 <sincity> so you got nothing bitch
17:16:58 <Abortion> so?
17:17:00 <sincity> heheheehehe
17:17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Weeknd - The Hills ft. Eminem (Lyrics on screen)HQ (Oct 11, 2015) Length: 4:24 - Category: Music - 2,014,103 views - likes (97.4%), 393 dislikes (2.6%)
17:17:05 <sincity> you a fool Abortion
17:17:07 <Abortion> I'm allowed to try shit out
17:17:09 <sincity> i got you again cunt
17:17:16 <sincity> nah brother
17:17:19 <sincity> not shit like that
17:17:19 <Abortion> oh I gotta be perfect
17:17:24 <sincity> yah
17:17:30 <sincity> and you are not
17:17:33 <sincity> not one ll but
17:17:37 <sincity> you got nothing slut
17:17:41 <sincity> nothing
17:17:44 <sincity> hahahahaaha
17:17:48 <Abortion> alright, you win I guess?
17:17:55 <sincity> you guess?
17:17:56 <Abortion> heres your reward?
17:17:58 <sincity> hahahahahaha
17:18:12 <sincity> you talking like this is over Abortion
17:18:17 <sincity> im coming to find you
17:18:22 <sincity> ring of fire
17:18:26 <sincity> teach you a lesson creeper
17:18:26 <Abortion> again with this shit
17:18:26 Mode: (by steven_) +vv sfx sincity
17:18:43 <steven_> all faggots get the +v
17:19:06 <sincity> There is, a place.. In Sin City, they call The Rising Sun
17:19:07 <Abortion> I told you, if you're gonna go off your nut from some guy on the internet, you're gonna have a bad time in real life
17:19:13 <sincity> why dont Abortion got one then
17:19:33 <Abortion> oh sorry, faggots get teh +o
17:19:47 <Abortion> little bitches get teh +v
17:19:48 <sincity> hehehhehe
17:19:49 <sincity> sure do
17:19:58 <sincity> fuck knuckle
17:20:17 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
17:20:23 <Abortion> sup nate
17:20:35 Mode: (by Abortion) +o nate
17:20:41 <nate> NOFFIN much :P
17:20:44 <nate> raining
17:20:52 <sincity> he better fuck uop to
17:20:54 <sincity> that nate
17:20:57 <sincity> gay nate
17:21:00 Mode: (by steven_) +o Exo
17:21:02 <sincity> thats his nick name mate
17:26:48 <sharni> Lmao
17:29:06 <nate> sincity stop smoking and fall in love with me :D
17:32:01 <sincity> not here for you nate
17:32:05 <sincity> im here for the ladies
17:32:08 <sincity> and Abortion
17:32:10 <sincity> aka
17:32:12 <sincity> Hansel
17:32:13 <sincity> the cunt
17:32:21 <Abortion> yeah, hes gonna bash me
17:32:31 <Abortion> you know, fuck me
17:32:40 <Abortion> thats why he said me after the ladies
17:34:11 <sincity> im talking in pm to some chicks now mate
17:34:16 <sincity> so kindly fuck off
17:34:19 <Abortion> so impressed
17:34:37 <sincity> im doing good man
17:34:41 <sincity> better than you cunt
17:34:54 <Abortion> yeah I got nothing, I know, you've told me
17:34:56 <Abortion> old news
17:35:01 <sincity> you look like a virgin mate
17:35:08 <Abortion> don't I just
17:35:29 <steven_> i am a virgin
17:35:34 <nate> sincity i hope they look like girls ;D
17:35:45 <sincity> steven_ yeah i assumed
17:35:49 <sincity> for off gay nate
17:35:52 <sharni> So am I.. Virgin for life
17:35:55 <steven_> hahahaha
17:35:56 <nate> far off?
17:35:57 <sincity> gayte is a good name for you
17:36:03 <Abortion> Well, I am a Virgo
17:36:09 <nate> gay fat nate ;l
17:36:22 <nate> diabeaties nate
17:36:22 <Abortion> idk I guess that means something
17:36:26 <sincity> Abortion NEVER GOT A ROOT
17:36:30 <sincity> hehehehehehe
17:36:35 <Abortion> oh the horror
17:36:40 <sincity> he came here for a reach around from the guys
17:36:42 <sincity> hehehehehehe
17:36:47 <nate> sincity if u were a bit nicer u would get one
17:36:57 <sincity> heard you could be a good quality reach around brother
17:36:59 <sharni> Lmao
17:37:06 <steven_> sincity needs a bumjack
17:37:21 <sharni> Lol
17:37:31 <nate> sincity where are u getting this girls from not melbourne channel i hope ;P
17:37:32 <Abortion> yeah, thats why I met up with slinky_J
17:37:56 <sincity> yeah
17:37:57 <steven_> haahahahaha
17:38:04 <sincity> the melbourne channel
17:38:12 <nate> faux and sincity in love
17:38:13 <sincity> has some good girls there
17:38:14 <steven_> them chix are hawtttt
17:38:26 <steven_> i dont know them, but i have seen the pics
17:38:26 <sincity> quality over quantity
17:38:28 <steven_> stunning
17:38:33 Join: gauffer ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
17:38:53 <sharni> Men...
17:38:59 Join: Vincenzo ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
17:38:59 <steven_> boys..
17:39:00 <sincity> oii steven you back the fuck offf mate
17:39:09 <sincity> they are my net chicks
17:39:12 <sincity> hehe
17:39:19 <sincity> nice try steven_ but i got here first
17:39:21 <sincity> they mine
17:39:25 <sincity> so back the fuck up
17:39:26 <steven_> you can have them
17:39:27 <sincity> wait in line
17:39:33 <sincity> you wait in line steven_
17:39:37 <sincity> wait in line
17:39:38 <steven_> there wont be a line
17:39:40 <steven_> lololol
17:40:21 <sharni> Lmao
17:41:26 <sincity> here he goes again
17:41:28 <sincity> Abortion> British^Meat: Say Female
17:41:33 <sincity> did know I was watchen did ya Abortion?
17:41:36 <sincity> fucking sly cunt
17:41:45 <sincity> you just bought another kick to the rib cage fucker
17:41:49 <Abortion> More like, here you go again
17:42:07 <slinky_J> lol
17:42:17 <slinky_J> at least he typed "bought"
17:42:20 <slinky_J> and not "brought"
17:42:26 <sincity> ya didnt know i was watching did ya Abortion?
17:42:29 <slinky_J> "I brought a new game today"
17:42:31 <slinky_J> grrr
17:42:38 <Abortion> Of course I did
17:42:41 <steven_> haha
17:42:42 <Abortion> you asked the question right there
17:42:44 <sincity> you better be careful there Hansel
17:42:53 <Abortion> the same question you asked slinky_J
17:43:16 <sharni> Lol
17:43:34 <sincity> oi
17:43:37 <sincity> hansel
17:43:40 <sincity> fuck off man
17:43:44 <sincity> leave #melboutne
17:43:49 <sincity> leave #melbourne
17:43:49 Part: Vincenzo ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
17:43:53 <sincity> they my chicks
17:44:06 <sincity> i dont wanna see you poking around in there hansel
17:44:34 <Abortion> pfft, I've been in there a while
17:45:11 <sincity> you looking for ladies?
17:45:47 <Abortion> eh, not really
17:45:59 <nate> thats a yes
17:46:07 <nate> LOVE!
17:46:49 <sincity> YOUR FUKED
17:46:53 Quit: sincity ([email protected]) Quit:
17:47:20 <Abortion> so I poked him in #melbourne too
17:48:25 <nate> strange one
17:48:44 <nate> sharni will fix him up
17:48:52 <nate> makes me feel better
17:50:42 <nate> steveo weight ;l
17:54:16 <sharni> ?
17:55:09 <Abortion> nate specialises at offside humour
17:55:35 * Abortion hugs nate
17:56:03 <nate> sharni u know like buying a messed up house
17:56:15 <sharni> Right
17:56:32 <nate> get all those bad habits out
17:56:43 <sharni> Interesting
17:56:59 <nate> like smoking weed
17:57:01 <nate> lol
17:57:08 * nate looks at steven
17:58:03 <steven_> hahahah
17:58:35 <sharni> Lol
17:58:53 <sharni> Weed and I don't mix
17:59:03 <steven_> she doesnt mix her weed
17:59:07 Quit: gauffer ([email protected]) Connection closed
17:59:13 <sharni> lol
18:01:24 <sharni> I'll be backkk
18:01:32 <nate> sharni i can arrange a chrissy date with tisk for ya
18:01:36 <nate> ohh tisky
18:01:39 <nate> OHHHHH
18:02:12 <nate> be like this
18:02:16 <nate> http://i.imgur.com/w5l1q.gif
18:02:33 <sharni> Nah I'm good
18:03:11 <nate> sharni punch those balls
18:03:15 <nate> PUNCHAH
18:03:18 <nate> PUNNnchaaah
18:03:36 <sharni> Meh
18:03:52 <sharni> Probs get aids somehow
18:04:38 Join: sincity ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
18:04:46 <sincity> think ya smart dont ya hansel
18:05:00 <Abortion> man I gotta talk shit AGAIN!?
18:05:14 <sincity> you think ya smart dont ya ?
18:05:14 <Abortion> you're a lot of work, do you know that, sincity?
18:05:23 <sincity> think ya smart dont ya hansel
18:05:25 <nate> shoulda got the Abortion, Abortion
18:05:32 <steven_> hahahhahaa
18:05:36 <steven_> punched in the nutz
18:06:06 <nate> mbison special
18:06:44 <sharni> Lol
18:08:22 <Abortion> yeah, I really should have
18:08:48 <slinky_J> HI vivacious
18:08:51 <slinky_J> miss me?
18:09:05 <thestig> lol @ sincity
18:09:12 <slinky_J> and our lovely nights together, laughing and cuddling by the xbox
18:10:38 <sharni> Nope
18:10:43 <sharni> Lol
18:10:45 <sharni> What ever
18:12:04 <slinky_J> lolllll
18:12:15 <thestig> hi sharni
18:12:16 <slinky_J> i wore that cute skirt for u
18:12:27 <sharni> Hi thestig
18:12:41 <thestig> how are you?
18:12:49 <sharni> Good thanks
18:12:57 <thestig> good goods
18:13:20 <nate> back rub for thestig!
18:13:40 <nate> then front rub honk honk
18:13:57 <thestig> lol nate
18:14:12 <sharni> Wbu
18:14:42 <sincity> sharni you webcam chat?
18:15:01 <sharni> Duck off
18:15:02 <nate> <sincity> sharni you webcam chat? <sincity> sharni you webcam chat? <sincity> sharni you webcam chat? <sincity> sharni you webcam chat?
18:15:04 <sharni> Fuck*
18:15:10 <nate> lololol
18:15:19 <nate> hes gonna win your heart sharni!
18:15:22 <sincity> webcAM fuck?
18:15:31 <nate> fixer uppper!
18:15:38 <thestig> is sincity cherri_pie?
18:15:43 <sharni> No
18:15:47 <Abortion> hes already denied it
18:15:59 <nate> sincity give her a nudie
18:16:06 <sincity> who the fuck is cheery pie
18:16:07 <nate> might bring her around
18:16:14 <sharni> Pffft
18:16:16 <sincity> sharni, you got cam?
18:16:28 <sharni> No
18:16:28 Join: Enya ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
18:16:37 <nate> hi beautiful enya
18:16:41 <sincity> Enya, hi
18:16:42 <sincity> asl?
18:16:42 <nate> love your work
18:16:45 <nate> lol
18:17:03 <sincity> Erik@154. <----- bustedddd
18:17:06 <sincity> whats with you blokes
18:17:11 <sincity> impersonating gals
18:17:14 <sincity> #fuckwits
18:17:20 <nate> sincity u on tinder bra
18:17:23 <Abortion> Hey man, that wasn't me
18:17:24 <sincity> ye
18:17:27 <sincity> u?
18:17:37 <sharni> Yea I'm impersonating a female to
18:17:46 <slinky_J> nah
18:17:52 <nate> sharni dead sexy
18:17:52 <slinky_J> have u seen amelias boobs yet sharni?
18:17:58 <slinky_J> me nate love u now
18:18:00 <slinky_J> not amelia
18:18:08 <sharni> Eh
18:18:14 <nate> yeah boobz
18:18:31 <Abortion> I reckon sharni plays the long game
18:18:48 <slinky_J> i have something long
18:18:50 <slinky_J> toilet roll
18:18:51 <slinky_J> :P
18:18:59 <Abortion> hahaha
18:19:05 <sharni> Nice
18:19:10 <slinky_J> hehe
18:19:17 <nate> sharni already has 2 boyfriends 1 girlfriend and a fixer upper dont need anymore;l
18:19:31 <nate> WOOP WOOp!
18:19:32 <sharni> Pretty much
18:19:58 <nate> slinky_J do u like boobies?
18:20:01 <sincity> ill have a piece of the sharni pie
18:20:16 <sharni> Eh :/
18:20:25 <nate> what type of pie is she
18:20:47 <sincity> you on your moby sharni?
18:20:50 <slinky_J> i love girl pie
18:21:06 Quit: Enya ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
18:21:12 <Abortion> slinky_J: Tell me more about the 3 way
18:21:26 <sincity> you on your moby sharni?
18:21:33 <sharni> Yes
18:21:47 <slinky_J> which
18:21:54 <slinky_J> ive had heaps of those things
18:21:58 <sincity> thought so
18:21:59 <sincity> next tie sharni
18:22:01 <Abortion> oh you mentioned one last night
18:22:04 <slinky_J> oh yeah
18:22:07 <sincity> answer a little qui ker
18:22:13 <slinky_J> well one mate n i doin this chick
18:22:13 <sincity> when i talk to you sharni
18:22:17 <sincity> you answer right away
18:22:18 <sincity> okay?
18:22:19 <slinky_J> spit roasting and hi fiving
18:22:24 <slinky_J> was good
18:22:32 <Abortion> nice
18:22:45 <sharni> Nope
18:22:49 <nate> sincity messager her privately bra
18:22:56 <nate> thats when it gets sexy
18:23:03 <sharni> Don't encourage him
18:23:06 Join: shitflake ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
18:23:09 <shitflake> JUS HAD
18:23:12 <shitflake> the best
18:23:13 <shitflake> rock
18:23:18 <shitflake> youd come across
18:23:25 <nate> shitflake rock hard cock?
18:23:30 <shitflake> its burns like a dirt furnace
18:23:34 <slinky_J> ah u back
18:23:42 <sincity> shitflake m or f?
18:23:46 <shitflake> f
18:23:49 <shitflake> :)
18:23:55 Nick: shitflake is now known as kuniva
18:23:56 <sincity> :)
18:23:58 <sincity> asl?
18:24:07 <kuniva> 27.m.qld u
18:24:13 <Abortion> ahahahaha
18:24:16 <Abortion> not me again
18:24:24 <nate> u only 27 kunny?
18:24:34 <nate> nice
18:24:46 <sincity> f?
18:25:50 <kuniva> yeh im 28 march next yearz
18:25:55 <kuniva> -___-
18:26:11 <kuniva> go court on the 4th feb 2016
18:26:23 <kuniva> charges from back in april 2015 ....
18:26:25 <kuniva> lolzzzz
18:26:39 <kuniva> being on a ito complicates court so much is why i get away with everything...
18:26:58 <kuniva> as soon as they see i have a purple card... haha they lighten up cuz i am a disabled cunt. :))))
18:27:37 <slinky_J> o wowsers
18:27:43 <slinky_J> this coles satay simmer sauce aint bad
18:27:45 <kuniva> police are not allowed to like, treat dsp people with force n shit, they get in alot of trouble if a dsp person takes them to court for excessive force man
18:27:48 <slinky_J> has peanuts in it
18:27:51 <slinky_J> i have nuts 2
18:27:52 <slinky_J> !
18:27:58 <sincity> sharni
18:28:01 <sincity> answer pm
18:28:15 * kuniva slaps sharni around a bit with a large trout
18:28:17 <kuniva> sharni
18:28:23 <kuniva> come have a toke on my holland sweet puff
18:28:24 <kuniva> :)))))
18:28:39 <kuniva> then perhpas we'll go for a bumjack
18:28:42 <sincity> oi man
18:28:42 <kuniva> perhaps*
18:28:46 <sincity> leave sharni alone
18:28:48 <sincity> shes with me
18:28:50 <kuniva> k
18:28:57 <Abortion> fucking gold
18:29:00 <kuniva> i dont give a shit
18:29:05 * sincity slaps kuniva around a bit with a large trout
18:29:09 <Abortion> You're gonna have to beat up everyone sincity, good luck with that
18:29:20 <kuniva> id rather be given you a poofter joke
18:29:30 <sincity> kuniva shes with me
18:29:31 <kuniva> how do you fit four poofters on a stoll
18:29:35 <kuniva> stool*
18:30:01 <sincity> turn it upside down
18:30:04 <kuniva> ?¿
18:30:06 <kuniva> yup
18:30:09 <sincity> enough room for you, Abortion, steven_ and nate
18:30:12 <sincity> 4 fgts
18:30:29 * Abortion sniggers
18:30:31 <sharni> Lmao
18:30:52 <sharni> Sorry cunts i was driving
18:30:55 <sincity> sharni why you using your phone?
18:30:59 <kuniva> So blackdevil, thestig, and abortion were in the bath together, Suddenly a globule of sperm floats to the top..... Oops.. Who farted?¿
18:31:01 <kuniva> :))
18:31:07 <sharni> Cause I fucking can
18:31:21 <sincity> kuniva all of them could have been the farter
18:31:21 <thestig> sincity has a bmx
18:31:33 <thestig> check out these spokes
18:31:36 <kuniva> maybe they did it all together in a symphony
18:31:46 <thestig> kumiva
18:31:48 <sincity> hahahaha!
18:31:50 <kuniva> "on 3 we'll all fart'
18:32:03 <sincity> heheheheheehe
18:32:08 <sincity> ass goblins
18:32:09 <sincity> hehehehehee
18:32:11 <sincity> all of em
18:32:12 <Abortion> Gotta go, dinner with my family
18:32:12 <sincity> heheheheheeh
18:32:16 <sincity> fucking ass goblins
18:32:16 <Abortion> laters guise
18:32:21 <sincity> fuck off
18:32:24 <sincity> dont come back either
18:32:25 <sincity> hansel
18:32:27 <kuniva> eating other mens sperm in the bathtub is not dinner Abortion
18:32:29 <kuniva> ;l
18:32:30 <sincity> his name is fucking hansel
18:32:40 <sincity> heheehehehe
18:32:52 <sincity> <kuniva> eating other mens sperm in the bathtub is not dinner Abortion ---- BURN BABY BURN
18:32:54 Join: sik ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
18:33:02 <sik> what
18:33:04 <sincity> heres anothr one
18:33:06 <sincity> sik
18:33:08 <sincity> asl?
18:33:10 <kuniva> about 1.5k/ms from my house there is this public toilet ive heard rumours about that gay guys hanging out there, and bumjack for money n shit...
18:33:11 <nate> sik has sperm!
18:33:22 <kuniva> :'''(
18:33:25 <sincity> sik, m or f?
18:33:27 <slinky_J> FUCK THIS GAME IS KILLER
18:33:31 <slinky_J> just had to say again
18:33:34 <sik> sik
18:33:35 <slinky_J> i am jizzing big time
18:33:36 <nate> i think sincity is a hot chick
18:33:43 <sik> silk
18:33:47 <slinky_J> better than a loose womans open cunny
18:33:47 <kuniva> i didnt get battlefront
18:33:51 <kuniva> i got ice istead
18:33:57 <kuniva> ;//
18:34:07 <kuniva> i think it has taken affect on my brain
18:34:16 <kuniva> :O
18:34:23 <slinky_J> aaaww man
18:34:29 <slinky_J> yyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
18:34:34 <slinky_J> we coulda been pals lol
18:34:38 <kuniva> cuz i was hangin for a toke
18:34:51 <nate> https://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/bouncing-boobs-2.gif
18:34:52 <kuniva> and had to wait 2 hours to get the best :\\
18:35:04 <sik> mungiva
18:35:09 <kuniva> stuff going to cunts who give you crap shit man ill slap the shit out them niggers
18:35:17 <sincity> sik reply to pm
18:35:20 <sincity> m or f?
18:35:24 <kuniva> sik
18:35:29 <sik> stupid nuniva
18:35:30 <kuniva> pissedoff christoph the pisstroff
18:35:39 <nate> https://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/a9553d26bb6add1b73fa9472e80771b40379502aa4324172b95f8396e27c517d_facebook
18:35:40 <kuniva> ?¿
18:35:43 <nate> i found siks bum
18:35:54 <kuniva> lolz :]
18:35:57 <sincity> kuniva came here for a good reach arond
18:35:57 <sik> bongo drums
18:36:07 <kuniva> ok
18:36:12 <kuniva> im going for another few tokes
18:36:12 <sincity> sik reply to pm either in pm or here?
18:36:14 <sincity> m or f?
18:36:18 * slinky_J throws dead ants at people
18:36:20 <kuniva> be back soonish fuckarses
18:36:37 <sharni> Lol
18:36:38 <sik> I'm looking at my rack
18:37:32 <sik> 2 things
18:37:55 <sik> u give me fully sik
18:38:06 <nate> sik got any new dancing videos
18:38:07 <sik> or u munga
18:38:19 <nate> do a screaming one
18:38:21 <sik> dirty munga
18:39:00 <sik> full wasted
18:39:31 <sik> of pubic link u scrotum fluff
18:39:39 <nate> sik?
18:39:47 <nate> u have used a big word
18:39:53 <nate> u feeling ok?
18:40:12 <sik> u are scrotum critics no one sees my balls
18:40:40 <sharni> Lol
18:40:49 <sincity> sik
18:40:54 <sincity> whats up champ?
18:40:56 <sik> lol
18:41:09 <sik> drunk
18:41:14 <sik> stoned
18:41:15 <nate> sik is sharni coming over for a weed milkshake tonight?
18:41:20 <sincity> you here to get some girls too?
18:41:38 <sincity> sharni you from nsw?
18:41:58 <sik> I got before food too eat
18:42:07 <sik> about it
18:42:13 <nate> sharni is very pretty, are u a hottie sincity?
18:42:17 <sik> get off ass eat
18:42:29 <sik> sh/sharni
18:43:05 <sik> Sh Sh Sharnie
18:43:29 <kuniva> back
18:43:35 <kuniva> sharnz
18:43:52 <kuniva> show me what the inside your theighs look like plz.. :))))))
18:43:54 <sik> barnyard adventure staring kuniva
18:44:11 <sharni> Wow
18:44:14 <sik> kuniva and hens
18:44:17 <sharni> No comment
18:44:37 <kuniva> im gonna put on some d12
18:44:38 <sik> Sh
18:44:44 <kuniva> type of nigga to shake ya hand then stomp ya
18:44:56 <sincity> hey
18:44:59 <sincity> back off sharni
18:45:02 <sincity> LEAVE THE CHICK ALONE
18:45:14 <sincity> sharni, respond to pm :)
18:45:21 <sik> so hot all realise not I
18:45:35 <sharni> There is no pm
18:45:36 <kuniva> i use to listen to fight music and built a reputation with the northside crew and now I am a OG in the game pretty much got no enemies.. :)
18:45:41 <kuniva> blackbelt in karate
18:45:44 <sik> hi so
18:45:51 <sik> yo
18:46:00 <kuniva> came 2nd and 3rd in QLD karate championships
18:46:11 <kuniva> for kata and sparring
18:46:26 <kuniva> my mate gave me a new las angeles hat today what a mad cunt -____- imoz tbh xd ..
18:47:04 <sharni> Lol
18:47:28 <sik> I came in sharni
18:47:40 <steven_> lol
18:47:45 <sharni> :/
18:47:51 <sik> lol
18:47:57 <steven_> tisk show sharni a dance vid
18:48:02 <kuniva> lolzzz
18:48:11 <sik> can't got none
18:48:14 <kuniva> do some spins while smoking cones like u told me you do prick
18:48:27 <kuniva> who u gon swing like king kong
18:48:27 <sharni> Lol
18:48:31 <steven_> make one
18:48:42 <steven_> at the start say 'hi sharni'
18:48:47 <steven_> BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOOM!
18:48:52 <sik> dance without pants one night by side of Ta chin dim da light
18:48:58 <steven_> hahaahah
18:49:04 <steven_> leave ur pants on bro
18:49:07 <kuniva> if u step on my feet you get dropped in ya drink, i eliminated my shrimp just for talkin
18:49:16 <sik> lol
18:49:37 <kuniva> anyone lookin too hard we double teamin em, mitch greenin em from the moment we see em
18:49:47 <kuniva> aaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
18:49:59 <kuniva> this shit was better that last time h3h
18:50:18 <sik> when I doing what you spew clue too spit a few who do moo so soon boon ba big bass boom
18:50:28 <kuniva> man
18:50:35 <steven_> <Sara-Serina> http://i.imgur.com/RCkY4eJ.jpg
18:50:35 <steven_> <sincity> You're fat
18:50:37 <kuniva> no one hear could out rap me man
18:50:38 <sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/c3iPPBUH/IMG_1523.JPG
18:50:40 <kuniva> here
18:50:43 <sharni> I called the police on you guys
18:50:56 <sik> fuck yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu/////
18:51:05 <kuniva> when i get the groove ill freestyle acapella for 10 - 20 minutes
18:51:09 <sharni> Lol
18:51:30 <kuniva> shudup sharni
18:51:37 <sharni> Lmao
18:51:49 <sik> fucken knob typing is hard to do it's very attion is sensation
18:52:07 <sharni> Lol
18:52:46 <sik> hugs
18:52:53 <sik> mugs
18:53:00 <sik> slugs
18:53:06 <sharni> Fugs
18:53:20 <sik> this real de ew well
18:53:34 <sik> fried
18:53:40 <nate> sharni twerk!!!!!
18:53:52 * sharni twerks
18:53:59 <sik> omg
18:54:06 <sik> I wish
18:54:08 <nate> tisk do u have a butt?
18:54:12 <nate> lol
18:54:46 <sharni> Uhh my phones 1%
18:54:50 <sik> lady's ueueuddhhshsgshshgshsgshshdhshhhdhehhhehehhhhdhdhehhdhdh
18:54:58 <kuniva> drop a line like me , im designed to rhyme and shine over beats, green leaf clover and its elite, stoned from the 6th cone with a fifth of beam, blow the dro like we're in a team race, unleash the magazine and create human waste like isil's blood paste come cunt!
18:55:13 <kuniva> aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaahah
18:55:18 <kuniva> mad cunt ay
18:55:20 <kuniva> thx
18:55:24 <kuniva> slinky_J
18:55:28 <kuniva> i needa get my pc fixed man
18:55:55 <sharni> Smash it at the wall always fixes the problem
18:56:02 <sik> shine remove grime time slime dime bag fag kuni. funny funny ass so loose it runny
18:56:02 <kuniva> maybe if i throw it towards a moving bus, it will fix it
18:56:25 <sharni> Yea even better
18:56:44 <sharni> But make sure the bus it at least going 60kms an hr
18:56:54 <nate> kuniva give nate a handjob that'll fix everything ;D
18:57:04 <steven_> haha
18:57:26 <kuniva> ewwwww
18:57:29 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMaT2nGaEVg
18:57:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 99 Souls - The Girl Is Mine (featuring Destiny's Child & Brandy) [Official Video] (Nov 20, 2015) Length: 3:44 - Category: Music - 584,726 views - 6,093 likes (98.1%), 120 dislikes (1.9%)
18:57:40 <kuniva> my hands were not made for jerking other mens penis's
18:57:46 <steven_> take a minute girl
18:57:48 <steven_> come sit down
18:57:57 <steven_> whats been happening?
18:58:06 <kuniva> stevo go this huge yellow shard for 100
18:58:45 <steven_> haah
18:58:47 <steven_> salt
18:58:50 <steven_> been pissed on
18:59:45 <kuniva> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr0eCaRaPtc
18:59:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Date not found) Length: - - -
18:59:52 <kuniva> ??
19:00:31 <kuniva> my niggers move 2 packs. they devour on the hour
19:00:39 <kuniva> they shoot when i say shoot, so im in a position of power
19:00:45 <kuniva> who likes curtis jackson mann :)))
19:01:31 <sik> lix
19:01:46 <kuniva> mate invited me to do some mma with im
19:01:56 <steven_> lol
19:02:12 <kuniva> apparently they do it at the PCYC here.. :\\
19:02:32 <kuniva> why didnt that link work ffs
19:02:39 <kuniva> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr0eCaRaPtc
19:02:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Date not found) Length: - - -
19:02:48 <kuniva> oh go bumjack yourself
19:03:23 <kuniva> ih man
19:03:27 <kuniva> my mates little sister
19:03:37 <kuniva> shes adorable <3
19:03:44 <thestig> bumjacked
19:04:39 <kuniva> http://www.youtube.com/v=1JUbhpyEd_0
19:04:39 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
19:04:46 <kuniva> wat the damned heck
19:04:57 <slinky_J> mmm the mom from WEEDS is on tele
19:05:00 <kuniva> https://www.youtube.com/v=1JUbhpyEd_0
19:05:01 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
19:05:04 <slinky_J> man i would put two fingers up her ass
19:05:09 <kuniva> go fuck yourself jon you poofter guts
19:05:20 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JUbhpyEd_0
19:05:24 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 cent - 'SKi Mask Way' (Dec 16, 2007) Length: 3:15 - Category: Music - 10,262 views - 20 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
19:05:28 <steven_> stupid cunt
19:05:34 <kuniva> crystal broke up with her micro minipants boyfriend.... now im perving on her
19:05:44 <sik> llu ffduudhshhd
19:05:58 <kuniva> long legs imo
19:06:16 <nate> who is crystal?
19:06:19 <nate> pic ;D
19:06:23 <kuniva> m8's lil sister
19:06:31 <nate> is she over 18
19:06:32 <nate> lol
19:06:39 <kuniva> she is 18
19:07:10 <slinky_J> who is crystal
19:07:14 <slinky_J> oh
19:07:17 <kuniva> m8's lil sister
19:07:19 <slinky_J> nice show us pics
19:07:25 <nate> yeah yeah nudies
19:07:30 <slinky_J> in her panties with a banana hangin out
19:07:31 Quit: sik ([email protected]) Connection closed
19:07:32 <slinky_J> ;)
19:07:41 <nate> yeah yeah she has a penis
19:07:51 <kuniva> i dont have any im not a creep
19:08:05 <nate> yes u are ;D
19:08:06 <nate> lol
19:08:21 <nate> but im surprised shes 18
19:08:27 <nate> i was expecting 15
19:08:53 <kuniva> i would knock the dust of that pussy
19:09:37 * kuniva prances around -- im a real man!!! *strut strut*
19:11:20 Quit: ABC ([email protected]) Quit:
19:11:42 <kuniva> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr0eCArApTc
19:11:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 Cent Position Of Power (Sep 16, 2009) Length: 4:03 - Category: Music - 1,395,610 views - 4,878 likes (98.2%), 88 dislikes (1.8%)
19:11:49 <kuniva> there we go
19:11:52 <kuniva> worked that time he he . . .
19:12:07 <kuniva> ah nigga dont trip incase you didnt know who this is, 50cent bitch g-unit
19:13:10 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDxJlW6cxRk&index=19&list=PLFgquLnL59anCntsRnELFZkHxPwZU_JM_
19:13:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Duke Dumont - Ocean Drive (Sep 15, 2015) Length: 3:28 - Category: Music - 11,796,776 views - 90,053 likes (98.6%), 1,276 dislikes (1.4%)
19:13:25 <nate> kunny u got an pix for sharni
19:13:33 <nate> post in channel
19:13:38 <nate> new hat plz ;D
19:14:50 <slinky_J> lols
19:14:58 <slinky_J> i would not fk a friends sister
19:15:00 <slinky_J> just wrong
19:15:09 <slinky_J> its like u dont go out wit ur friends exs
19:16:09 <nate> best way to get rootz is thru friends ;D
19:16:26 <slinky_J> mm but not sisters or exs
19:16:27 <slinky_J> :/
19:16:33 <nate> yes and yes
19:17:10 <kuniva> drop another one from the brother slinging guns, discover a pistol buried in yer ribs, steady give ya lungs a slug, while you get mug smashed on the head, strung out mashin out the lead til all bodies red, thrasthed infa-red with silencer the lot, till i dance round ya corpse, get down to mah sounds bet ya cant drop one like kunny !
19:17:23 <nate> joel pic now
19:17:35 <kuniva> fuckoff and die you faggot cunt. :)
19:17:41 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2NgsJrrAyM&list=PLFgquLnL59anCntsRnELFZkHxPwZU_JM_&index=23
19:17:42 <nate> no joel pic now
19:17:45 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sia - Alive (Nov 5, 2015) Length: 5:01 - Category: Music - 13,243,902 views - 170,413 likes (94.8%), 9,392 dislikes (5.2%)
19:17:51 <kuniva> i dont have any on this computer
19:17:56 <kuniva> mines farked
19:18:12 <nate> how gey
19:18:17 <nate> shy arent ya
19:18:33 <slinky_J> i like how 50 cent can talk so much bullshit
19:18:44 <slinky_J> they dudes either talk about money or guns/drugs
19:18:50 <slinky_J> fucking EMPIRE is the shittest show
19:18:55 <kuniva> last rumours i heard they said 50 is goin broke
19:19:01 <kuniva> i dont think thats true tho
19:19:12 <kuniva> he talkes about making 80 million bucks..?¿
19:19:50 <kuniva> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc0zKB88XPM
19:19:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: G-Unit - Poppin' Them Thangs (Explicit Version) (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 4:08 - Category: Music - 27,211,327 views - 70,940 likes (97.6%), 1,764 dislikes (2.4%)
19:19:58 <kuniva> go onto facebook and look up northside onions
19:20:03 <kuniva> theyre all my mates
19:20:06 <kuniva> from NS brisbane
19:20:24 <slinky_J> wtf northside onions
19:20:36 <nate> i dont care bout onions just yours kunny
19:20:43 <kuniva> hahaha a movement my mate made up on facebook now all the cunts from ns n shit are joining
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19:22:35 <kuniva> there it is
19:22:39 <kuniva> public group
19:22:41 <kuniva> 96 members
19:22:43 <kuniva> :)
19:24:36 <slinky_J> lol
19:24:57 <kuniva> onions are chicks.... cuz they make u cry ;l
19:25:11 <slinky_J> lol
19:25:17 <kuniva> a ciggy is a pickle, and a can of beer is a sapple
19:25:24 <kuniva> and a chik is an onion
19:25:37 <kuniva> sharni you onion
19:26:04 <kuniva> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTEfInwgxVs
19:26:05 <sharni> What
19:26:09 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 Cent - Straight To The Bank (Dec 13, 2009) Length: - Category: Music - 43,032,801 views - 84,622 likes (96.8%), 2,829 dislikes (3.2%)
19:27:00 <kuniva> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1632060213723755&set=a.1374244049505374.1073741827.100007593750066&type=3&theater
19:27:08 <kuniva> this is the cunt i gave a hiding to in his own house
19:27:10 <nate> kuniva is talking shit and will have to root the chicks with 3 kids ;l
19:27:50 <nate> the guy weighs 50kg
19:27:55 <nate> i hope u can beat him
19:29:13 <steven_> were you fighting for king of the toliet selfies?
19:30:25 <kuniva> i sent him a message saying i would stomp his sister in the yard
19:30:44 <nate> yeah steven i did a pic in the bathroom last night ;l
19:30:52 <kuniva> and he came to the house where i was, and i 1,2 kostya tzu the cunt
19:31:14 <steven_> hahaha nate is joining the toliet selfie krew
19:31:30 <slinky_J> wow he is a faggot
19:31:33 <kuniva> he ended up retreating and hiding behind his mums car and i found him there and punched him straight in the upper lip
19:31:35 <slinky_J> one of those MIRREN cunts
19:31:52 <kuniva> the cunt bitch and moaned about the flogging i gave him for a week
19:32:20 <kuniva> he tried to hit me with a barbell
19:32:23 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYzQvj3icjs&list=PLFgquLnL59anCntsRnELFZkHxPwZU_JM_&index=26
19:32:28 <slinky_J> lol stomp his sister?
19:32:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Omi - Hula Hoop (Official Video) (Sep 16, 2015) Length: 3:46 - Category: Music - 17,212,545 views - 133,016 likes (96.8%), 4,391 dislikes (3.2%)
19:32:33 <slinky_J> like bash her
19:32:41 <slinky_J> or is stomp another code word
19:32:44 <kuniva> and i did a big head kick and put him off balance, then a kick to the side of the body, and then i started using my hands
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19:33:11 <kuniva> clenched up a lighter in my fist
19:33:31 <kuniva> u know that piece of skin in ur upper lip if u put ur tongue up i snapped his
19:33:34 <slinky_J> ive never done that
19:33:34 <kuniva> lolollolololllllllllllll
19:33:39 <nate> nude pic kuniva!
19:33:40 <slinky_J> lighter trick
19:33:50 <kuniva> i love fighting
19:34:06 <steven_> lololololol
19:34:07 <kuniva> been punchin on since 14
19:34:19 <steven_> i'd give you a good hiding
19:34:23 <steven_> and you wouldntt love it no more
19:34:38 <nate> kuniva Nude pic!
19:34:38 <kuniva> having a lighter in your hand when you punched has a noticable affect man its along stronger
19:34:59 <kuniva> steven man
19:35:02 <kuniva> dont even try me bro
19:35:11 <steven_> you wouldnt need a lighter if you have knockout power
19:35:17 <steven_> hahaa
19:35:27 <kuniva> i will knock you bro k
19:35:32 <steven_> you're looking for ways to win before the fight starts
19:35:36 <kuniva> thats why im the king round here
19:35:38 <nate> knock him out and send me a nude pic
19:35:40 <steven_> im just waiting to land my fist on you're chin
19:35:47 <kuniva> on mah chin
19:35:49 <kuniva> lolzzz
19:35:55 <kuniva> yer ... not likely
19:35:55 <steven_> yeh bro
19:35:59 <steven_> thats how you go to sleep
19:36:03 <nate> sharni help me get a nudey from kuniva!
19:36:14 <steven_> non-nies
19:36:15 <kuniva> ill just cut you up bro
19:36:27 <steven_> yeah ill kick you in the head while your watching my hands
19:36:34 <kuniva> i wont stab ya cause im not going to jail if things turn ugly, but ill slash your face man serious
19:36:58 <steven_> i have reflex's like a cat
19:37:13 <nate> pussy cat?
19:37:15 <nate> :D
19:37:16 <steven_> meow
19:37:19 <sharni> Lol
19:37:26 <kuniva> you have reflexes like a half sucked mango seed
19:37:28 <sharni> Can I touch your pussy Stebe
19:38:02 <kuniva> ill tie you up with my karate belts
19:38:25 <kuniva> and then put you to sleep with chloroform and then give you a bumjack
19:39:45 <kuniva> put $20 in your hand and leave a condom in ur butt ;l
19:40:38 <nate> good plan kunny
19:40:44 <nate> nUdie nOw
19:41:21 <kuniva> no camera sorry [:
19:42:00 <nate> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
19:42:33 * kuniva slaps nate around a bit with a large trout
19:43:42 <nate> i remember chrissy partys
19:43:48 <nate> and free drinks
19:44:04 <nate> dont drink anymore so not as exciting ;D
19:44:22 <kuniva> i had 7 jimmiez
19:44:26 <nate> i will just have to look at kunivas stories
19:44:30 <kuniva> not drunk n e more
19:46:28 <slinky_J> man that poo was so runny
19:46:38 <slinky_J> and then it was splarting out with gurgly noises
19:46:39 <slinky_J> so good
19:47:55 <kuniva> kuniva will knive ya on the sly then its time for rain, drippin out yur torso slip it in yur neck till more flows out
19:48:03 <kuniva> fark man got it down pout
19:48:05 <kuniva> pat
19:48:46 <kuniva> im goin to become a famous rapper and knock 2pac and eminem off thier pedistal man
19:49:14 <kuniva> go fucken platinum
19:49:22 <kuniva> 100 million albums sold
19:49:59 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOKqNxN4jWM&index=35&list=PLFgquLnL59anCntsRnELFZkHxPwZU_JM_
19:50:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Snake - Middle (Audio) ft. Bipolar Sunshine (Oct 15, 2015) Length: 3:41 - Category: Music - 4,257,038 views - 48,248 likes (98.1%), 942 dislikes (1.9%)
19:50:27 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo kuniva Simwolf slinky_J
19:50:42 <kuniva> 'What do you do in your spare time kuniva our newest rap sensation?:- I like to talk homosexualy on mIRC and smoke meth and play diablo 3
19:50:52 <steven_> haha
19:52:29 <slinky_J> u coulda got battlefront :/
19:52:37 <kuniva> tuesday my nigger
19:52:41 <slinky_J> wooooo
19:52:44 <kuniva> i didnt get enough cash today
19:52:57 <kuniva> had other shit to do
19:53:22 <kuniva> but if mah pc aint too much 2 fix i will get battlefront on tues mangz
19:53:37 <kuniva> hope u can be yoda
19:53:41 <slinky_J> SICK
19:53:43 <slinky_J> aha nah u cant
19:53:44 <kuniva> that little cunt is funny
19:53:44 <slinky_J> lol
19:53:46 <slinky_J> least not yet
19:53:53 <slinky_J> ohh
19:53:54 <slinky_J> nah
19:54:03 <slinky_J> coz yoda is already old in this star wars
19:54:08 <slinky_J> its original star wars
19:54:11 <kuniva> ;/
19:54:19 <kuniva> whats old republic
19:54:23 Mode: (by nate) +vv NoblePark Pravin
19:55:20 * kuniva slaps sharni around a bit with a large trout
19:55:23 <kuniva> you wait sharni
19:55:42 <kuniva> when i get my pc back, i got 20 different slaps to get you with. :)
19:55:53 <slinky_J> woo some cunt picked up skywalker icon
19:55:55 <slinky_J> lucky
19:57:32 * kuniva slaps sharni around a bit with a Small Imperial-Class Stardestroyer
19:57:44 <kuniva> thats just a taste of whats to come
19:57:59 <nate> * @kuniva slaps sharni around a bit with a Small penis
20:00:06 <kuniva> yeah i got small penis
20:00:41 <slinky_J> lmao
20:01:04 * kuniva sends the Seven Plagues of Egypt to sharni
20:01:14 * kuniva drives over sharni
20:01:21 * kuniva shreds sharni with a chainsaw
20:02:29 <steven_> ahahaaaaahahahhahhh
20:02:57 <steven_> <kuniva> thats just a taste of whats to come
20:03:54 Join: Mx_Trump ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:04:01 <Mx_Trump> loololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:04:11 <steven_> https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts
20:05:03 <kuniva> my script was made by my oldskool m8's back when we were rippin it up on counter-strike
20:05:16 <kuniva> our clan was sponsored by a net cafe man
20:05:52 <kuniva> we nearly got our tickets and shit all paid for to go to the WCG.. world cyber games
20:05:58 <kuniva> fuck yeah that was mad
20:06:55 <kuniva> and greeny n mute made this script we used enterthegame irc server
20:07:09 <kuniva> sadly i got g-lined in the end ;)
20:07:30 <steven_> lol
20:07:36 <kuniva> we went to a big party and this leah chick wanted to fight me
20:07:51 <slinky_J> LOL
20:07:53 <slinky_J> shoulda
20:07:57 <kuniva> she put 2 on my face and i just like paused
20:08:24 <kuniva> then hooked up with owner of party and stayed for 2 days
20:09:05 <kuniva> it was my first sexual encounter fml
20:09:34 <kuniva> she fell asleep on me, and they had another big party 2 weeks on and I slipped into her room and she wouldnt wake up so I just slept next to her...
20:09:47 <kuniva> that sucked
20:10:41 <kuniva> 5 chicks in a car drove past me n m8 and i waved n they came back overloaded the car and put me in the boot
20:10:49 <kuniva> im like am i ever goin to see the light of day again
20:11:02 <kuniva> lucky they let me out
20:11:11 <Mx_Trump> is ratwood having a meltdown?
20:11:40 <kuniva> i got the 16 yr old spanish aboriginal chick who was by far the hottest one and her name was sharna
20:11:45 <kuniva> lllllllllllolollolololololllllllll
20:12:05 <kuniva> anyway
20:12:21 <kuniva> im goin to have a bumjack with the family dog. :]
20:14:17 <kuniva> where tisky
20:14:37 <kuniva> i think ive used a condom once twice maybe three times in my life.
20:14:46 <kuniva> lucky i get away with no babies
20:14:57 <kuniva> that i know of
20:15:57 <kuniva> my first gf was this kiwi hot babe man she got me some G-unit shoes
20:16:10 <kuniva> fukk yeaaaa
20:16:57 <kuniva> at the moment i got black nike tn's with a fluro green sole and nike tick
20:17:45 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
20:17:49 <kuniva> $249
20:17:58 <kuniva> well worth it. :]
20:18:24 * kuniva slaps amelia around a bit with a large trout
20:18:32 <Abortion> Yo what up
20:18:35 <Abortion> back from dinner
20:18:39 <slinky_J> wb
20:18:42 <slinky_J> wat u have
20:18:49 <slinky_J> kuniva is out for dudes sisters lol
20:18:52 <Abortion> ricky's chicken ruse
20:18:55 <slinky_J> amelia u got competition now
20:18:56 <Abortion> *rice
20:19:00 <slinky_J> yum
20:19:12 <nate> steveo and amelios like nikeys
20:19:25 <kuniva> mine are shit hot man
20:19:26 <nate> for skating
20:19:26 <amelia> i am very competitive so i will still win
20:19:35 <amelia> woteva the competition is for
20:19:46 <kuniva> guy at footlocker said these are only pair left everyone wants em
20:20:01 <amelia> they ate from footlocker m8
20:20:07 <amelia> they are not rare
20:20:17 <amelia> everyone wants them & everyone has them
20:20:18 <Abortion> heh
20:20:21 <Abortion> I see sin fucked off
20:20:41 <kuniva> i got ice in my ears
20:20:58 <kuniva> half a karat in each ear
20:20:59 <Abortion> safe storage kuniva?
20:21:24 <Abortion> oh you mean diamond studs
20:21:29 <kuniva> perhaps
20:22:09 <kuniva> i got this wierd ear piercing in both ears up the top had it done for 9 months still hurts and still healing
20:22:19 <Abortion> eee doesn't sound great
20:22:23 <kuniva> i almost cried when she did the first one it went through alotta meat
20:23:36 <Abortion> I'm not game for piercings tbh
20:23:39 <kuniva> 20 k on my gold chain
20:24:15 <kuniva> im a piercing guy
20:25:00 <kuniva> had both eye brows done, tongues been done 4 times, middle of bottom lip, side if lip, ears, nose been done 3 times
20:25:35 <kuniva> both of my eye brow bars got knocked out in fights
20:26:06 <kuniva> got one done, knocked out, did nother one, knocked out... give up
20:26:19 <Abortion> heh
20:26:36 <Abortion> tongue is inside at least I guess
20:26:50 <kuniva> steve-O from jackass got his bumcheeks pierced together ;l
20:27:44 <Abortion> I saw that
20:27:49 <Abortion> hahaha
20:27:55 <kuniva> man that wud hurt
20:27:59 <Abortion> didn't keep it for long
20:28:45 <Abortion> no joke
20:28:56 <Abortion> didn't he have heaps of betatdene or whatever put on it?
20:29:12 <Abortion> cos, shit, wouldn't want your shit getting near the wounds
20:30:06 <slinky_J> lol footlocker
20:30:10 <slinky_J> fuck
20:30:18 <slinky_J> i buy shoes in town at REALSTORE
20:30:23 <slinky_J> because they sell wicked kicks
20:30:29 <slinky_J> FOOTLOCKER
20:30:35 <kuniva> talkin 2 a it guy so mebe can fix me pc ;l
20:30:52 <Abortion> oh man I love fixing PCs
20:30:58 <Abortion> shame you don't live near me
20:31:13 <kuniva> i like nike, adidas, DC, tapout, nautica, lonsdale and ralph lauren
20:31:53 <amelia> nah
20:31:56 <amelia> you like diadora
20:32:01 <amelia> dunlop
20:32:08 <slinky_J> i love eating pcs
20:32:12 <kuniva> hehe
20:32:15 <nate> kunny has nude pix hes hiding from me amelia
20:32:22 <slinky_J> amelia i wouldnt smell ur feet after u take off kunivas dunlops
20:32:23 <kuniva> my dad wears crocs to work
20:32:25 <slinky_J> BWAHAHAHA
20:32:28 <amelia> i have em if you want
20:32:36 <kuniva> tru
20:32:36 <nate> REALLY!
20:32:39 <amelia> fuckin crocs
20:32:43 <kuniva> yer
20:32:46 <slinky_J> crocs?
20:32:52 <slinky_J> wtf r crocs
20:32:59 <amelia> they are hideous
20:33:22 <kuniva> he wears crocs and these stubbies that go down 15cm above his knee's
20:33:30 <slinky_J> wtf r crocs?
20:33:37 <slinky_J> only thing i can think of are aligators
20:33:44 <kuniva> rubber shoes that cost like 5-10 bucks a pair
20:33:51 <kuniva> tisk has them
20:33:51 <slinky_J> lacoste
20:33:53 <slinky_J> oh
20:33:54 <amelia> with holes
20:34:01 <slinky_J> ima put on me lacoste now
20:34:01 <kuniva> he actually does wear crocs
20:34:01 <amelia> they are very airy
20:34:05 <kuniva> ;l
20:34:07 <slinky_J> i got hightops!
20:34:35 <kuniva> i got nike air with torsion system bra i walk on air ^^
20:34:56 <slinky_J> i got oldschool air max
20:34:59 <slinky_J> black and white
20:35:06 <kuniva> gay
20:35:09 <slinky_J> nah bro
20:35:11 <slinky_J> pumpin
20:35:19 <kuniva> next pair im gettin from adidas shop
20:35:20 <slinky_J> get with the oldschool
20:35:31 <slinky_J> i gotta get more shoes
20:35:40 <kuniva> all day i dream about srx
20:35:42 <slinky_J> got eleven pairs of shoes
20:35:44 <kuniva> sex*
20:35:47 <kuniva> adidas~~
20:35:57 <kuniva> kool
20:35:58 <kuniva> i got 2
20:36:15 <kuniva> nikies for walkin and adidas 4 work ^^
20:36:20 <slinky_J> nice
20:36:33 <kuniva> my mate went shoppin not to long ago
20:36:38 <kuniva> got 25 shirts
20:36:42 <kuniva> from trade secret
20:36:58 <kuniva> gave 5 to me, hes a mad shopper
20:37:11 <nate> all day i dream about kunivas box jelly fish
20:37:19 <kuniva> the cunt will fill a trolley with meat in woolies or coles, and walk out with it
20:38:06 <kuniva> d's got him with 3 shirts n charged him
20:38:07 <kuniva> hahahaha
20:38:40 <kuniva> i nearly punched on with a dog squad officer
20:38:52 <kuniva> mum called the cops on me and i did runner down the alley way
20:38:57 <slinky_J> wtf
20:39:00 <kuniva> and hid behind some shrub
20:39:09 <slinky_J> y would he fuck around stealing meat
20:39:29 <nate> meat is expensive
20:39:36 <nate> wtf slink ;D
20:39:53 <kuniva> he saw me as he drove past and scaled this fence, when he landed he rolled his ankle, and i stood up and said what cunt and grappled me to the concrete and pushed the side of my face into it
20:40:18 <Abortion> oh I remember you telling us about this guy
20:40:21 <kuniva> the dog goin nuts in the back of car
20:40:50 <kuniva> mum told em i tried to burn the house down
20:42:16 <kuniva> then they did a search of my room and found a unsheathed samurai sword, a pair of naun-chuckas and an extendable batton
20:42:44 <Abortion> night stick
20:42:49 <kuniva> nup
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20:43:02 <Abortion> isn't that what the extentable baton is?
20:43:06 <kuniva> this one opens up when you like wave it with force
20:43:13 <Abortion> yeah I know
20:43:14 <kuniva> theyre fucken mad some cops use them
20:43:33 <kuniva> very illegal tho
20:43:36 <SpunkyGay> kuniva knows from experience
20:44:06 <Abortion> yeah I know
20:44:42 <kuniva> i chased this guy who use to hit my gf with a broken bottle into the bottleshop until he yielded
20:45:16 <slinky_J> i like my life
20:45:32 <slinky_J> because i have to go to court over some bs some drug addict made up to get back at me
20:45:35 <slinky_J> *rolls eyes*
20:45:42 <kuniva> i fucken fought a cunt with bare hands , he had a 12 inch blade a glass bottle and a maglite
20:45:46 <kuniva> and still kicked his ass
20:45:50 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Quit: wtf is wrong with you? Pokemon isn't meant for children. It is only for real and strong men who want to be the very best like no one ever was! Retards...
20:46:10 <kuniva> hehe court
20:46:23 <kuniva> pulled a swifty on plummer n pollock
20:46:55 <kuniva> i told em nothing will come of it lame cune
20:46:59 <kuniva> cunce*
20:47:39 <kuniva> try put me in court for breaching some dvo good try pollock you pissflap
20:48:21 <kuniva> im a lady killer man
20:48:50 <kuniva> i got a female psych, female case manager, when i go to court its run by all females
20:49:08 <kuniva> the cops who served me the paperwork for plummers dvo were both females
20:49:29 <kuniva> when i was in hospital 2 female detectives searched my room
20:50:02 <kuniva> Tynelle jensen
20:50:09 <kuniva> she was hot as -,-
20:50:29 <kuniva> id knock the dust off that pussy
20:51:28 <amelia> I'd knock the pedo out of you
20:52:43 <kuniva> u lucky i dun hav me slaps
20:53:03 <kuniva> im on basic mirc ;l
20:53:14 <amelia> phew
20:54:43 <sharni> lol
20:56:19 * kuniva steals sharni's cookies! Mwahaha!
20:56:37 <sharni> Take them I don't want them
20:56:41 * kuniva beautifies amelia with some knuckle duster imprints
20:56:52 <kuniva> you're lucky i can remember them all ^^
20:57:24 * kuniva slaps sharni in the face and yells "Im Rick James bitch"
20:58:35 * kuniva smacks sharni with a red Swingline stapler
20:58:48 * kuniva sends hordes of Lemmings over sharni
20:59:01 <sharni> Lol
20:59:12 * kuniva is looking for sharni + Goatsex WEEEE! 919 hits!
20:59:15 <sharni> What shit are you on..? Can I have some
20:59:41 <amelia> you don't want the shit he's on
20:59:43 <amelia> trust
21:00:14 <kuniva> my shit is brown and stinks.. if thats what you're asking
21:00:26 <nate> sharni u can have all of kuniva
21:00:31 <Abortion> i dunno how that came about
21:00:45 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=450p7goxZqg
21:00:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Legend - All of Me (Oct 2, 2013) Length: 5:08 - Category: Music - 709,680,525 views - 3,017,302 likes (97.1%), 90,807 dislikes (2.9%)
21:01:23 <kuniva> put some hot sauce on my burrito baby you know you look good to me
21:01:56 <Abortion> everybody dance
21:02:00 <Abortion> dance
21:02:02 <Abortion> dance
21:02:04 <sharni> Nah I'm good
21:02:29 <Abortion> uns uns uns uns uns
21:02:38 <Abortion> feel the base through you're body
21:02:47 <Abortion> move to the left
21:02:49 <Abortion> move to the right
21:03:04 <kuniva> cant even flood with this lame mirc
21:03:23 <kuniva> yall know my floods are the best ay?¿
21:03:31 <Abortion> you flood?
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21:03:48 <slinky_J> why i do declare
21:03:52 <kuniva> loopy cant flood anything
21:03:54 <slinky_J> ultimate penis slap
21:03:56 <Abortion> Tally ho!
21:03:57 * slinky_J slaps loopy
21:04:01 <slinky_J> aha ha ha ha
21:04:04 <kuniva> pissflap
21:04:06 <nate> where is loopy
21:04:14 <slinky_J> In Victorian London people would poop out of their windows!
21:04:19 <slinky_J> i love Horrible History
21:04:22 <slinky_J> great show
21:04:23 <Abortion> tea and crumpets!
21:04:24 <kuniva> crablegs
21:04:29 <slinky_J> anyone seen Pointless?
21:04:33 <slinky_J> great brit gameshow
21:04:40 <slinky_J> where u go for the lowest score possible
21:04:48 <kuniva> muckhole
21:04:54 <Abortion> isn't that like QI
21:04:58 <kuniva> freckle inspector
21:05:01 <Abortion> where Alan Davis always goes for the lowest score
21:05:10 <slinky_J> i wonder when red dead redemption comes to xbox one
21:05:15 <slinky_J> QI rules
21:05:25 <slinky_J> I love that little sheep shagger davies
21:05:38 <slinky_J> HO! FOR THE WELSH
21:05:44 <Abortion> haha
21:05:52 <kuniva> put ya smelly freckle in, put ya smelly freckle out, and ya shake it all about, you try to drop ya guts... (but if ya shit yaself your out) ... and thats what its all about
21:05:55 <Abortion> idk if the show would be good without him
21:06:03 <Abortion> even if Stephen Fry is awesome
21:07:09 <slinky_J> sick as a rpg van helsing game
21:07:27 <slinky_J> yeah man Alan helps to make it
21:09:08 <kuniva> my balls are redraw atm i sat on a kerosene drum at work and it interacted with my scrote now its itchy
21:09:09 <slinky_J> 8 gig hmm
21:10:08 <kuniva> might try lucas pawpaw ointment
21:10:43 <kuniva> or some vaseline perhaps
21:11:09 <nate> wash it with alot of soap ;l
21:11:19 <nate> be still on your skin
21:11:41 <kuniva> just jokin
21:12:31 <kuniva> theyre usually the size of large free range chicken eggs, but i emptied them on melies face before so theyre a bit shrunken
21:12:50 <nate> melies face hey
21:12:53 <slinky_J> ima edit a clip of me on battlefront
21:13:02 <kuniva> lolz
21:13:08 <kuniva> jabba the hutt
21:13:13 <kuniva> can u b him
21:13:56 <slinky_J> nuh
21:14:00 <slinky_J> rofl
21:14:06 <slinky_J> u can be leia
21:14:09 <slinky_J> han solo
21:14:13 <slinky_J> darth vader
21:14:17 <slinky_J> the emporer
21:14:22 <slinky_J> n skywalker
21:14:24 <kuniva> i remember when battle toads 2 was the craze on super nintendo
21:14:30 <slinky_J> they are the Heroes and Villains
21:14:37 <slinky_J> u gotta find the token in the game to be one
21:14:47 <slinky_J> n when u die u go back to bein ur normal character
21:14:56 <slinky_J> never played battle toads 2 O_O
21:15:05 <slinky_J> i got battletoads 1 in my room
21:17:23 <kuniva> oi man
21:17:32 <kuniva> u gotta check my diablo3 charcter out
21:17:49 <kuniva> fucken ace bruv tellin ya
21:19:09 <slinky_J> hehehe
21:19:13 <slinky_J> havent played that game
21:20:02 <kuniva> http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/kuniva-1210/hero/30007631
21:20:06 <kuniva> check that barb out
21:20:19 <kuniva> played him for 1300 hours
21:20:26 <kuniva> check the gear bruv
21:20:32 <kuniva> ^^
21:22:51 * kuniva throws a playstation at sharni
21:23:10 <sharni> Eww a PlayStation
21:23:20 * kuniva forgets sharni in the desert AWWWW!
21:23:21 <sharni> I got aids from it now
21:23:24 <sharni> Yay
21:23:25 Quit: Pravin ([email protected]) Connection closed
21:23:45 <kuniva> the correct term is gaids [:
21:23:54 <sharni> Blah blah
21:24:27 <kuniva> k
21:24:39 <kuniva> im gonna do a disapearing act
21:25:03 <amelia> i wish you could buy cappuccino froth wif the choc jus on its own
21:25:12 Quit: kuniva ([email protected]) Quit: the pride of the bumjack alliance is on the line -_-
21:25:14 <amelia> in a bottle or sumfin
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21:25:25 <amelia> jus squirt it out in a bowl
21:25:37 <amelia> mmm
21:26:24 <slinky_J> mmmm this roo
21:26:24 <sharni> You can Amelia it's called a baby cinno lol
21:26:33 <slinky_J> butterflied so nice
21:26:34 <amelia> WOT
21:26:47 <amelia> YOU CAN BUY JUS THE FROTH AND CHOC?
21:26:57 <slinky_J> nate wants to give sharni babbies
21:27:20 <sharni> I already have two don't need any more
21:27:26 <sharni> Yea Amelia haha
21:27:36 <amelia> do you have kids
21:27:39 <amelia> how old are jew
21:27:41 <nate> i will be a baby ;l
21:28:04 <sharni> I'm young ahah
21:28:06 <slinky_J> amelia wants babbies
21:28:15 <slinky_J> poo babbies
21:28:15 <nate> sharni is killin it!
21:28:21 <amelia> i do not want babies
21:28:22 <sharni> Lmao
21:28:24 <amelia> how young
21:28:41 <amelia> young milfy mummy
21:29:28 <slinky_J> babbies
21:29:36 <sharni> Lol
21:29:36 <slinky_J> get it rite dum dum
21:30:46 <slinky_J> vagina great storage unit
21:31:03 <sharni> Pretty much
21:31:54 <nate> amelia find out all of sharnis info for kunny ;D
21:32:01 <nate> i can feel the love!
21:32:11 <slinky_J> sharni juss dun like condoms
21:32:14 <slinky_J> she has had sex twice
21:32:17 <slinky_J> can prove it!
21:32:27 <amelia> i am finding all the info to ensure i keep kunny far far away from sharni
21:32:32 <nate> lol
21:32:46 <sharni> Lol
21:32:48 <sharni> What ever
21:32:52 <slinky_J> amelia is virgin no can prove ever had sex
21:32:54 <slinky_J> virgin
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21:33:09 <nate> slinky_J now ya just going silly;l
21:33:13 <slinky_J> :P
21:33:16 <amelia> sharni thats not an insult to you
21:33:16 <slinky_J> silly_J
21:33:22 <slinky_J> it is
21:33:26 <slinky_J> so rude
21:33:28 <slinky_J> rued
21:33:29 <amelia> you don't want kunny
21:33:31 <amelia> trust
21:33:36 <slinky_J> who is kunny
21:33:50 <amelia> pedo
21:34:07 <sharni> Amelia did you see my pm
21:34:19 <amelia> no?
21:34:58 <amelia> dats weird i always don't receive notices and sometimes pm's
21:35:10 <amelia> androirc cock blockin me
21:36:20 <sharni> Lol
21:37:47 <nate> amelia geeez
21:38:08 <nate> amelia did u get my message :D
21:38:21 <amelia> yours worked
21:38:34 <nate> what did it say
21:38:45 <amelia> my name is nate i am hulk
21:38:50 <nate> nOOO!
21:38:56 <nate> u didnt get the message
21:39:03 <amelia> my name is nate i bite bums
21:39:11 <nate> thats more like it
21:39:19 <amelia> ...and i am hulk
21:42:05 <nate> amelia did u know kunny and steven are gonna have a fight in some jelly
21:42:11 Quit: shortclothes ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:42:30 <amelia> I wasn't aware of dis no
21:42:39 Mode: (by nate) +vvv ambivalence amelia Mx_Trump
21:42:45 Mode: (by nate) +vv slinky_J SpunkyGay
21:42:45 <amelia> i will be in blue corner on shtevens side
21:42:56 <slinky_J> if the person didnt ident then u wont get pm
21:43:00 <slinky_J> do u want pms?
21:43:04 <slinky_J> aheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
21:43:17 <nate> yeah amelia is lazy on the ident bit
21:43:41 <nate> such a help slinky_J is
21:43:48 <slinky_J> lol
21:43:52 <amelia> always callin me fat n lazy you are
21:44:04 <slinky_J> i juss want her to man up
21:44:08 <slinky_J> and grow some hairy testicles
21:44:11 <slinky_J> ;)
21:44:12 <Abortion> lol
21:44:58 <Abortion> amelia: I want to cup your hairy testicles
21:45:37 <amelia> later
21:45:49 <Abortion> heh
21:45:55 <Abortion> I was hoping you'd say "beat it, perv"
21:46:03 <amelia> oh yeah ahahaha
21:46:17 <amelia> i don't have the memory for that
21:46:25 <Abortion> ah well
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21:48:45 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
21:49:08 <Abortion> Hmm, wonder who that was
21:51:25 <slinky_J> k i am obsessed
21:51:33 <slinky_J> i dont usually play games as soon as i get them lol
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22:03:22 <slinky_J> HAN SOLO!
22:05:38 * Abortion sniffs
22:07:24 <Abortion> Ah its DoC
22:07:31 Quit: ambivalence ([email protected]) Connection closed
22:08:30 Mode: (by nate) +v Harrison
22:09:49 <slinky_J> Harrison Ford I think you are a shitty actor
22:09:57 <slinky_J> the fuck was with K90 The Widow Maker
22:10:04 <slinky_J> half the time shitty russian accent
22:10:08 <slinky_J> half the time american accent
22:10:27 Quit: Harrison ([email protected]) Z-Lined
22:10:52 <Abortion> huh?
22:10:53 <thestig> kuniva likes his women like his wine. 12 years old and locked up
22:11:38 <nate> i like mr ford
22:11:39 <nate> :L
22:12:00 <thestig> slinky killed harrison
22:12:21 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
22:12:26 <slinky_J> yeah well that movie stank
22:12:44 <thestig> U WOT M8
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22:12:50 <slinky_J> ASHLEY JUDD in this movie fuck
22:12:54 <slinky_J> i want to fuck her asshole
22:13:02 <thestig> kumiva
22:13:26 <fleabag> hi
22:13:58 <thestig> kuniva likes his women like his wine. 12 years old and locked up
22:14:40 <fleabag> ?
22:14:55 <fleabag> i dont drink wine mate
22:15:17 <thestig> lolll
22:15:22 <thestig> u drink goon?
22:15:30 <fleabag> no do u?
22:16:01 <fleabag> i like to be classy like tisk and get a bottle of wine for $4
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22:16:55 <fleabag> i might go 4 a walk to see a friend
22:17:15 <fleabag> and to perv on crystal hehehe
22:17:46 <amelia> fuck off
22:18:01 <fleabag> will do
22:18:03 <slinky_J> the idea of anal sex is great
22:18:08 <sharni> Yuck
22:18:10 <slinky_J> but if you have ever done it with a chick irl
22:18:12 <slinky_J> it is disgusting
22:18:21 <slinky_J> but porn is porn uno
22:18:22 <fleabag> i hav
22:19:01 <fleabag> :]
22:19:16 <slinky_J> ye same
22:19:17 <slinky_J> so gross
22:20:25 Mode: (by nate) +vv fleabag xm
22:20:48 <nate> ha ha fleabag!
22:21:22 Mode: (by thestig) +o xm
22:22:21 Mode: (by nate) +m
22:22:33 Mode: (by nate) -o nate
22:22:46 <Abortion> uh what
22:22:51 Mode: (by Abortion) -m
22:23:21 <nate> Abortion what u doin ;l chatting to girls on tinder?
22:23:34 <Abortion> no sorry
22:23:38 <amelia> show us your tinder matches
22:23:44 <SpunkyGay> wheres tisk
22:23:45 <Abortion> I don't use tindr
22:23:52 <amelia> grindr?
22:23:58 <Abortion> don't use that either
22:24:08 <nate> amelia will add you to her facebook
22:24:31 <amelia> ok wots your full name
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22:24:51 <Abortion> yeah not posting that in public
22:24:58 <amelia> Blue Panties?
22:26:04 <slinky_J> do u have blue panties?
22:26:07 <slinky_J> sexi
22:26:08 <SpunkyGay> abortion doesn't chat to women
22:26:09 <SpunkyGay> only men
22:26:22 <slinky_J> not sexi if u asscheeks clap as u joh
22:26:22 <amelia> no, Abortion has blue panties
22:26:23 <slinky_J> jog
22:26:30 <amelia> post that pic again
22:26:34 <amelia> show us dat ass
22:32:39 <nate> Abortions juicey package for amelia
22:32:46 <nate> lucky!
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22:33:44 <slinky_J> show her a cock pic
22:33:45 Mode: (by bios) +o DoC
22:33:49 <slinky_J> for a tit pic we can all see
22:33:49 <slinky_J> :P
22:33:55 Quit: fleabag ([email protected]) Quit:
22:34:45 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Quit: wtf is wrong with you? Pokemon isn't meant for children. It is only for real and strong men who want to be the very best like no one ever was! Retards...
22:36:36 <+xm> show her your NAS
22:36:43 <+xm> bitches love NASes
22:36:46 <amelia> i like NAS
22:38:05 <nate> nasa?
22:39:30 <Abortion> My NAS is so big its not contained by a case
22:40:42 <Abortion> (really I should be glad I haven't knocked it over in the time I've had it lol)
22:40:56 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
22:41:05 <amelia> ok i am referring to hip hop NAS
22:41:14 <amelia> i dunno any other NAS
22:41:38 <Abortion> hehe
22:41:48 <sharni> Lol
22:42:09 <Abortion> xm and I are massive computer nerds
22:42:28 <+xm> it is hard to tell who is nerdier
22:42:40 <+xm> Abortion, is younger so he has some catching up to do
22:42:57 <Abortion> lol lets compare epeens
22:43:06 <+xm> let's start by our MP3 collection
22:43:12 <+xm> ~6TB
22:43:15 <+xm> i showed you mine
22:43:19 <Abortion> welp, I'm out
22:43:19 <+xm> now you have to show me yours
22:43:22 <+xm> that
22:43:24 <+xm> 's the rules
22:43:39 <amelia> i thought you would only have flav
22:43:42 <amelia> flac
22:43:45 <Abortion> I think I have maybe a couple hundred gig of music, and a bunch of it is flac
22:43:46 <+xm> i have both
22:44:03 <+xm> how does amelia know what a FLAC is????
22:44:05 <Abortion> actually probably not even
22:44:08 * xm gets sexist
22:44:16 <amelia> cos i love music
22:44:18 <+xm> she listens to music on her tinny samsung
22:44:20 <amelia> good quality music
22:44:23 <+xm> bs
22:44:35 <Abortion> I liek metal
22:44:41 <amelia> hence why i am picky with earphones
22:44:45 <+xm> all this time she thought all her hip hop music had that crackling vinyl sound as a sound effect
22:44:57 <amelia> i love vinyl
22:44:57 <+xm> then she heard the songs again at a concert and realised her speakers were shit
22:45:07 <amelia> ahahaha
22:45:16 <amelia> gimme live music any day
22:45:51 <+xm> do u have vinyl
22:45:58 <+xm> do you know a pawel
22:46:10 <+xm> he has a phat collection of hip hop vinyl
22:46:20 <+xm> used to hang around dadas all day getting hip hop and rap vinyl
22:47:02 <amelia> my hip hop boy has lotsa gud oldschool & underground hip hop vinyl we used to chill to
22:47:19 <Abortion> I have long hair.
22:47:22 <+xm> Abortion, you wont impress me with your cracked copy of Microsoft Visual Studio 2015 Enterprise
22:47:24 <amelia> ahahahaa
22:47:27 <+xm> u gotta be oldskool
22:47:30 <Abortion> This is because I like metal.
22:47:33 <+xm> gotta get MS Visual C++ 96
22:47:38 <Abortion> psh
22:47:41 <+xm> or VIsual Fox Pro
22:47:45 <Abortion> nah I use g++
22:47:54 <amelia> i had no doubt you were a metal head
22:47:55 <+xm> k dats hardcore
22:47:56 <DoC> Where's pollock crying tonight?
22:48:10 <+xm> ive noticed two divisions with programmers: EDM vs metal
22:48:14 <+xm> it's always one or the other
22:48:23 <Abortion> lol
22:48:28 <+xm> have you noticed that too?
22:48:39 <Abortion> doesn't seem far off the mark
22:48:40 <+xm> never met a homey coder
22:48:46 <+xm> although ive heard a rap song about a coder girl
22:49:02 <+xm> who turned out to be a model and wouldnt even know how to indent code
22:49:03 <+xm> FRAUD
22:49:26 <Abortion> yeah I just posted to a mailing list yesterday relating to DRI on linux
22:49:45 <Abortion> written a couple of bugs against Fedora Rawhide
22:50:29 <Abortion> Run linux at work, and windows in a VM because I have to use it
22:50:35 <Crusin4Bruisin> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-m6JDYRFvk
22:50:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Coder Girl (Jul 12, 2009) Length: 3:07 - Category: Music - 309,390 views - 2,373 likes (93.7%), 159 dislikes (6.3%)
22:50:41 <Crusin4Bruisin> not a bad tune
22:50:48 <+xm> i use windows in a VM
22:50:53 <DoC> have you got 44 min and 49 seconds to watch something earth changing?
22:51:11 <DoC> http://tinyurl.com/o75j58y
22:51:11 <BlackDevil> TinyURL: Redirects to: http://www.israelvideonetwork.com/a-1400-year-old-muslim-secret-exposed-by-dr-bill-warner/?omhide=true&utm_source=MadMimi&utm_medium=email&utm_content=The+Secret+to+Defeating+Terror+Just+Got+Revealed&utm_campaign=20151203_m128689770_12%2F02+Today%27s+Israel+Connection%3A+The+Secret+to+Defeating+Terror+Just+Got+Revealed&utm_term=secret-of-islam-bill-warner_png_3F1449127823
22:51:18 <DoC> muslims secrets exposed
22:53:45 <Abortion> its doze jews
22:53:52 <Abortion> ask circle about the jews
22:55:23 <+xm> i asked him just then but he said he's too sick. something about scurvy coz he's been boycottin jew oranges
22:55:41 * Abortion sniggers
22:55:56 <+xm> did i tell you about my NAS scare?
22:56:01 <+xm> it wouldnt turn on
22:56:01 <Abortion> No
22:56:08 <+xm> power cord was loose
22:56:08 <Abortion> mmm I see
22:56:10 <+xm> that freaked me out
22:56:17 <Abortion> was thinking, not cryptolocker
22:56:22 <+xm> also one external drive seems to be failing
22:56:22 <Abortion> that'd be a heart stopper
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22:56:33 <+xm> can they effect NASs too?
22:56:38 <+xm> affect
22:56:52 <Abortion> they work on the file level, so as long as the computer affected has write access, yes
22:57:02 <+xm> oh yeah if there's write access
22:57:03 <Abortion> I've heard of a couple of businesses that have had that happen to them
22:57:09 <+xm> their NAS?
22:57:19 <Abortion> fileserver, but yeah
22:57:40 <Abortion> I'm basically using NAS and fileserver interchangeably
22:57:51 <+xm> i remember this guy from class years ago charging people $400 to install Ubuntu linux, saying "you will never get viruses again!"
22:57:56 <Abortion> Lots of small business don't have decent back up plans
22:58:03 <Abortion> so they get fucked over bad
22:58:23 <+xm> yeah i wouldnt even be surprised if most IT places dont even
22:58:40 <+xm> because i worked for a place once that wrote code and their backup was just burning off CDs
22:58:55 <Abortion> yeah ours isn't great either
22:59:00 <+xm> id at least like something off site
22:59:03 <Abortion> I'd love to overhaul teh system, but the time just isn't there
22:59:03 <+xm> there really isnt anything at all at work
22:59:10 <+xm> everyone is too busy / disorganised
22:59:12 <+xm> it's just a NAS
22:59:27 <+xm> so i backup some of the documents on my own laptop daily
22:59:35 <+xm> today the power tripped too
22:59:49 <Abortion> We have some weak UPS setup
22:59:57 <+xm> the UPS kept the machine running that had the VMs (3 people using it)
23:00:03 <+xm> but monitors went out (not on UPS)
23:00:05 <Abortion> in a makeshift server room with an aircon just turned up to max all the time
23:00:11 <Abortion> ah yeah
23:00:16 <+xm> it was only a few mins and the batt went from near 100% to 85%
23:00:30 <Abortion> sounds about right
23:00:34 <+xm> is that typical?
23:00:35 <Abortion> our UPSes are in bad shape
23:00:37 <Abortion> yeah
23:00:48 <+xm> it was a server too, i suppose it would draw a lot of power. a proper server. xeon etc
23:00:48 <Abortion> I reckon most UPSes would go up to only 30 mins
23:00:54 <+xm> several graphics cards
23:01:04 <Abortion> grunty
23:01:25 <+xm> i remember when one guy fucked it up by trying some pass through thing
23:01:25 <Abortion> yeah proper data centres have backup generators, battery stores aren't all that cost effective
23:01:51 <+xm> so we had to boot up with a 'disk', expand some file, change a setting, compress it, copy it back to the image thing
23:02:15 <+xm> the thing is the monitors were out, so we wouldnt see anything to close off properly loooool
23:02:37 <+xm> i suppose most monitors dont use the oldskool IEC plugs anymore
23:02:48 <Abortion> iunno
23:02:52 <Abortion> I still see plenty of them with them
23:02:56 <+xm> none of our LCDs do at work
23:03:01 <Abortion> really?
23:03:09 <+xm> yeah, just straight to DC adaptors
23:03:17 <Abortion> all the LCDs in the past year or so still use IEC
23:03:22 <Abortion> that I've sourced
23:03:32 <Abortion> we get cheap ones though
23:03:39 <slinky_J> put some penisbutter on it
23:03:40 <Abortion> Not a corporate plan or anything
23:03:42 <+xm> IEC cables are cheap arent they? never had to buy any
23:03:49 <+xm> but i have shitloads in my leftover box
23:03:55 <Abortion> exactly
23:03:59 <Abortion> never bought any either
23:04:03 <+xm> heaps of old USB cables too
23:04:13 <+xm> not even Africans would want those
23:04:20 <Abortion> heh
23:04:20 <+xm> they'd just take them and turn them into necklaces
23:04:38 <Abortion> send them to india, they'd throw them on a big fire and grab the metal that melts
23:05:02 <+xm> they would have gurus there that would meditate and walk into that fire and grab it by hand
23:05:31 <slinky_J> ohhhh man
23:05:36 <Abortion> "Pain, is just a state of mind"
23:05:37 <slinky_J> dont u love watching boobies bounce
23:05:52 <slinky_J> fuck india
23:06:10 <Abortion> "Become one with the kalah, and you will be free of your own suffering"
23:06:20 <+xm> Abortion, were you ever a non-atheist?
23:06:21 <Abortion> >Mixed mythics
23:06:29 <+xm> agnostic even?
23:06:49 <Abortion> Not really. I guess I was a non-atheist in my early days at catholic school, but by 8 years old I'd shaken it
23:06:56 <+xm> were you a good catholic boy until you discovered metal
23:07:01 <Abortion> lol no
23:07:06 <Abortion> metal didn't come until 15
23:07:27 <Abortion> when I was 12, I was into radio pop songs, like everyone else
23:08:01 <+xm> what went wrong????
23:08:10 <Abortion> lol
23:08:11 <+xm> did you mix in with the wrong crowd???
23:08:26 <Abortion> with what, my choice of music?
23:08:33 <+xm> suddenly your Michael Jackon shirt was gone. your acne appeared, grew long hair, wore metallica shirts
23:08:36 <+xm> yes
23:08:55 <+xm> the ripe age of 15
23:08:56 <Abortion> hahaha yeah I guess so, I got all my music off friends at the time, I'd gotten an iPod in year 9
23:09:03 <+xm> crikey you'
23:09:05 <+xm> re so young
23:09:06 <Abortion> not quite metallical though
23:09:10 <+xm> we only had walkmans then
23:09:14 <Abortion> it wasn't really mainstream metal
23:09:30 <Abortion> as much as you can call metal mainstream anyway
23:09:47 <+xm> im not sure if i could listen to underground metal
23:09:51 <Abortion> except for System of a Down, I was keen on that (hard to really compare that to metal)
23:09:56 <+xm> some of the mainstream stuff is enough already
23:10:06 <Abortion> underground metal? idk what that is tbh
23:10:15 <+xm> there was a guy here the other night that writes metal music
23:10:16 <Abortion> Progressive metal is my calling
23:10:18 <+xm> do you play
23:10:22 <Abortion> No.
23:10:29 <Abortion> I do sing casually though
23:10:33 <+xm> not quite the IT stereotype then into metal, a few play
23:10:37 <+xm> recorded?
23:10:42 <Abortion> no
23:10:52 <+xm> ill probably be recording some vocals tonight
23:10:54 <Abortion> Fuck their vocal ranges are amazing though
23:11:04 <+xm> i dont think id want to attempt screamo
23:11:07 <Abortion> I'm short about half an octave
23:11:14 <Abortion> in the top end
23:11:14 <+xm> sounds like it'd wreck my precious vocal cords 4 lyfe
23:11:37 <Abortion> hard to get anything good out of falsetto to, so cut a bit more out
23:11:53 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
23:12:03 <+xm> i love listening and singing falsettos
23:12:10 <+xm> although it's weird for me
23:12:21 <nate> and stripping;p
23:12:22 <+xm> i find it harder to sing the mediumish high notes than the really high ones
23:12:39 <slinky_J> look
23:12:44 <slinky_J> religious people are "crazy"
23:12:45 <Abortion> nah I'm ok for medium high, useless at high
23:12:52 <slinky_J> non-religious people are "normal"
23:12:55 <+xm> give me an example of a song you'd sing
23:12:57 <slinky_J> all these names man
23:13:09 <Abortion> I love all the stuff by blind guardian
23:13:20 <Abortion> well, some of their early tracks I'm not heaps keen on
23:13:20 <slinky_J> calling non-religious people athiests is as insulting as it was when the word was created, to insult non Christians
23:13:47 <Abortion> I'll try to sing "Lionheart"
23:13:57 <Abortion> but it really stretches my vocal cords
23:14:16 <slinky_J> horse penis stretches my vocal cords
23:14:45 <+xm> one of the best things about myspace was all the weird/bizarre band names those 'hardcore' bands hand
23:15:11 <+xm> every man and his dog had a death metal/grindcore/whatever core/metal band
23:15:35 <+xm> id call my band the Jen Virgins
23:16:17 <Abortion> ah man, I think someone has been issuing the DMCA notices
23:16:25 <+xm> songs been taken off?
23:16:29 <Abortion> yeah
23:16:35 <+xm> pretty annoyin'
23:17:29 <Abortion> I have it, but its hard to show you my favourite song when its not on the tube
23:17:38 <Abortion> which I try to sing often
23:18:07 <slinky_J> my band is called The Dead Panda Dolls
23:18:27 <slinky_J> it is a make believe band with an actual twitter account
23:20:01 <Abortion> oh well, I'll pick another one
23:21:07 <slinky_J> u guys should swap email and become pen pals
23:21:15 <slinky_J> omfglob im in the dumb mood again cig time
23:21:29 <Abortion> Curse of Feanor is another good one, but he is constantly singing at and above my limit
23:22:57 <Abortion> I'm pretty good at The bards song in the forest, but thats not really metal, nor a particularly strenuous test of my limits
23:24:22 <Abortion> lol they've been covered by another band with that song
23:26:01 <Abortion> Oh well, Valkyries it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBx9h-6vV4o
23:26:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blind Guardian - Valkyries (Jul 28, 2010) Length: 6:35 - Category: Music - 667,539 views - likes (99.1%), 29 dislikes (0.9%)
23:26:28 <Abortion> I can do an ok rendition, but its also pretty pushy on the range
23:27:27 <+xm> this isnt too bad Abortion
23:27:53 <+xm> i just hate metal when the sounds are blurred, i like the elements to be distinct
23:28:01 <Abortion> yeah there are a couple of notes I can't really get
23:28:03 <+xm> like i can clearly make out what is what
23:28:06 <Abortion> thats why I like progressive
23:28:19 <Abortion> bright, clear, changing
23:29:07 <Abortion> I started out on Dream Theater (like everyone else lol)
23:29:12 <nate> is this underwear talk ;l
23:29:15 <+xm> i jsut think it's stupid when it's all distorted and sounds like it was recorded with a dictaphone
23:29:27 <+xm> i like Jordan Rudess
23:29:32 <+xm> seen him play a few mean songs
23:29:38 <+xm> on the keyboard, and emulating guitars
23:29:56 <+xm> i never went beyond DT really
23:30:06 <Abortion> aha yeah, Dream Theater has always been really skilled
23:30:35 <Abortion> I guess I like Blind guardian because its a bit more gritty, and gives you a bit of an adrenaline shot
23:30:39 <+xm> there is a video of him going through his studio with all his diff keyboards
23:30:47 <Abortion> actually more the adrenaline than grit
23:31:01 <+xm> maybe you should give up sailin' and learn the guitar
23:31:14 <+xm> dont lose yourself in the seas, find yourself with a fender
23:31:23 <Abortion> probably because Blind Guardian started as speed metal before going all progressive and orchestral
23:31:33 <+xm> i see
23:31:46 <+xm> there has been a lot of evolution in EDM, even 2 years a lot
23:31:54 <+xm> but with metal my ears arent sophisticated enough to tell
23:32:06 <+xm> i woudlnt be able to tell the different eeras
23:32:16 <slinky_J> i like to pick me ears nate
23:32:17 <Abortion> too tuned to the electric guitar and bass
23:32:18 <slinky_J> ahehehehehe
23:32:34 <+xm> like for example van halen riffs still sound modern to me
23:32:47 <Abortion> haha
23:32:56 <Abortion> but hey, people still follow classical music
23:32:59 <Abortion> music doesn't really age
23:33:12 <+xm> do you listen to much classical?
23:33:13 <Abortion> not good music anyway
23:33:19 <Abortion> every now and then yeah
23:33:25 <+xm> well yeah if the formula is perfected why 'improve' it
23:33:33 <+xm> what sort are you into
23:34:13 <Abortion> Though, my favourite classical style not quite there, I love the total annihilation soundtrack, particularly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp50yG8we2U
23:34:17 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Total Annihilation OST - Forest Green (Jan 20, 2011) Length: 2:21 - Category: Music - 5,405 views - 27 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:34:27 <Abortion> its a bit blasphemous because its not old :P
23:34:45 <sharni> steven_:
23:34:49 <Abortion> movies and games do great classical imo
23:35:03 <+xm> yes, ive got a few OSTs from games nad movies
23:35:08 <Abortion> Who can forget the starwars imperial march?
23:35:18 <+xm> clint mansell makes great tracks, like the one from The Fountain
23:35:24 <+xm> was it John Williams? i dunno
23:35:28 <+xm> too mainstream m8
23:35:34 <Abortion> Williams, dunno about the first name
23:35:52 <Abortion> Whats too mainstream, williams or the track I linked?
23:36:07 <+xm> ive always thought the song sounded like a dark version of "... makes the medicine go down...a spoonful of sugar"
23:36:12 <+xm> listen to both and get back to me
23:36:25 <+xm> williams haha
23:36:31 <+xm> i was kidding anyway
23:36:34 <+xm> i like Williams
23:36:37 <Abortion> hang on, what should I try listening too?
23:36:38 <+xm> like The Deer Hunter
23:36:41 <+xm> one of the best songs ever
23:36:54 <+xm> ill try to find the link...
23:37:11 <+xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkp_Dx6VdI
23:37:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mary Poppins - A Spoonful Of Sugar (from "Mary Poppins") (Aug 1, 2014) Length: 5:10 - Category: Music - 4,862,838 views - 19,531 likes (94.6%), 1,112 dislikes (5.4%)
23:37:32 <+xm> the "medicine go down" bit reminds me of it
23:37:45 <+xm> i know it's an odd connection
23:37:45 <Abortion> of what sorry?
23:37:51 <+xm> Starwars
23:37:54 <Abortion> ah right
23:38:00 <Abortion> hang on, waiting for this ad
23:38:05 <+xm> sorry, too lazy to be lucid on IRC
23:38:21 <+xm> i thought an IT geek like you would have ad blocker
23:38:25 <+xm> i win again
23:38:38 <+xm> unless theyve stopped again
23:38:49 <Abortion> I run two browsers, one with very restrictive policies which I can't be assed dealing with on you tube, and chrome
23:39:02 <Abortion> firefox with noscript and requestpolicy I should say
23:39:05 <+xm> which one is tighter?
23:39:21 <+xm> there was a really locked down browser, i forget its name, something *moon
23:39:26 <+xm> palemoon?
23:39:53 <Abortion> I typically use chrome only for google services
23:40:15 <slinky_J> i run TORCH
23:40:19 <slinky_J> best browser evar
23:40:37 <Abortion> Not seeing the connection with this pary poppins track and star wars
23:40:42 <+xm> is it optimised for facebook slinky_J !!!
23:40:54 <+xm> probably in my head then
23:42:21 <Abortion> lol never noticed how pretty mary poppins was
23:42:44 <Abortion> guess when I saw it I was much younger and she was lots older than me lol
23:42:59 <+xm> she was pretty in there but not in sound of music
23:43:07 <+xm> i didnt realise they were the same person until years later
23:43:32 <+xm> hear that girls!!! hair makes all the difference
23:43:39 <+xm> so dont get that buzzcut amelia
23:43:45 <+xm> actually go ahead
23:43:49 * xm cockblocks amelia
23:47:13 <Abortion> One other category of stuff I listen to is chiptune (hurr hurr hurr computer geek), this demo has a great track http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=56549
23:47:28 <+xm> i suppose you probably know the origin of my nickname then
23:47:50 <Abortion> I do now, fasttracker
23:48:31 <slinky_J> lol
23:48:32 <Abortion> I didn't make the connection until right then
23:48:33 <slinky_J> it is xm
23:48:54 <+xm> Abortion, you mean you knew of FT II but just didnt connect it?
23:49:02 <Abortion> yep
23:49:05 <+xm> heh
23:49:10 <Abortion> didn't think much of just two letters
23:49:12 <+xm> you know the guys behind FT II write games now
23:49:15 <+xm> for the XBox etc
23:49:18 <+xm> PS etc
23:49:20 <Abortion> cool
23:50:37 <+xm> http://www.starbreeze.com
23:50:59 <+xm> errr they are on NASDAQ
23:51:02 <+xm> how could that be
23:51:13 <Abortion> if only they had the ticker XM
23:51:44 <+xm> yes, very oldskool
23:52:18 <Abortion> gotta say though, the original mod was pretty restrictive
23:52:32 <Abortion> screamtracker 3 was the beginnings of good stuff
23:52:46 <+xm> it always crashed on me for some weird reason
23:52:48 <Abortion> I'm only saying that as a consumer
23:52:51 <+xm> FT 2 did too, but not as often
23:53:24 <+xm> there is a FT2 like tracker you can buy now, i think called renoise, but it's rather expensive for what it is
23:53:38 <Abortion> Why not just use OpenMPT?
23:53:47 <+xm> i used that not so long ago
23:53:58 <+xm> for trying to import my projects
23:54:09 <+xm> like open up my old old songs and then see the notes etc
23:54:20 <+xm> but im proficient enough to just do everything by ear now
23:54:24 <+xm> plus the songs were simple
23:54:42 <+xm> it was very autistic of me to try to reproduce everything exactly
23:55:16 <+xm> also i wrote piano music based on ONE piano sample note
23:55:18 <Abortion> sonic themes man
23:55:18 <+xm> so it was weird
23:56:00 <+xm> that prippit guy in #melb has been tracking since those old days too
23:56:11 <Abortion> christ
23:56:11 <+xm> he writes music for games, one has been published
23:56:51 <+xm> people used to tell my music was very game-like, i was very insulted
23:56:58 <+xm> but then i heard a few OSTs and then i didnt mind
23:57:39 <+xm> well, time for some music stuff
23:57:39 <+xm> bbl
23:57:54 <Abortion> make some good shit xm
23:58:06 <Abortion> I'm not a creator (wish I was though)