// #nerdhacks — 2015-12-07
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00:00:10 Nick: erlich is now known as xm
00:10:01 <binder> amelia hun
00:10:21 <binder> What do you call a Croatian with crabs?
00:10:51 <nate> binders blind date
00:11:44 <binder> Ivan Ichidic
00:13:44 <b-queen> i have so many fam calles Ivan
00:14:59 <binder> yeh lol
00:15:05 <binder> amelia what do you think of macedonians?
00:16:05 <steven_> haha
00:16:56 <b-queen> yeh lol
00:17:07 <binder> no really
00:17:09 <binder> what do you think?
00:17:55 <b-queen> yeh lol
00:18:55 <nate> how do u care about this shit binder ;l
00:19:01 <nate> meet b-queens family
00:19:07 <nate> dooo it!
00:19:27 <binder> i would
00:19:32 <binder> her mum would really like me
00:19:44 <binder> actually maybe not
00:19:46 <binder> but her dad would
00:20:43 <b-queen> my dad would rip your head clean off
00:21:19 <b-queen> my mama would do worse
00:21:37 <binder> nope
00:21:39 <binder> rubbish
00:22:07 <binder> my exs parents were hardcore oldskool italians and mafia connected they loved me more than their own son
00:22:22 <b-queen> perhaps her parents were dumb
00:22:22 <binder> only had a problem with the mum when i swore at her in her home once when i was hung over
00:22:26 <binder> nah they were not dumb
00:22:28 <binder> very educated
00:22:30 <binder> wealthy
00:22:37 <b-queen> or had low standards
00:22:42 <binder> nah
00:22:45 <b-queen> or maybe you jus lie
00:22:45 <binder> very high standards
00:22:50 <b-queen> i will go with option c
00:22:55 <binder> she went to top girls private school
00:23:00 <binder> cost 35k a year
00:23:03 <binder> for 1 girl
00:23:07 <binder> her dad sent 3 of his daughters
00:23:19 <b-queen> yeh lol
00:23:23 <binder> b-queen what type of school did you go to?
00:23:35 <binder> kincoppal rose bay look it up b-queen
00:23:45 <b-queen> yeh lol
00:24:11 <binder> b-queen how was your schooling life?
00:24:15 <binder> pov schools in perth hey
00:24:16 <binder> bogan
00:24:46 <binder> amelia im coming to perth to meet your dad
00:25:26 <b-queen> yeh lol
00:26:09 <binder> amelia call me again we can chat
00:26:17 <binder> would be nice to hear your voice again
00:26:31 <b-queen> yeh lol
00:26:36 Mode: (by thestig) +o b-queen
00:26:58 <b-queen> yayayayayayyayayayayayayayay
00:27:35 <b-queen> :D :D FANKS couldn't have worded it better if i said it myself
00:27:49 <steven_> hang on
00:27:56 <steven_> i havnt uploaded mine
00:27:59 <dimaa> sup sluts
00:28:05 <steven_> no one else uploaded?
00:28:25 <b-queen> JUS ME
00:28:28 <steven_> 2 seconds
00:28:39 <steven_> not a competition if no one else enters
00:28:44 <b-queen> soz cut off was 9.26pm
00:28:46 <b-queen> yes it is
00:28:58 <b-queen> if there's an ironman comp and only one ironman rocks up
00:29:09 <b-queen> he stills wins even tho he the only ironman
00:29:12 <steven_> mmmk
00:29:14 <b-queen> providing he finishes
00:29:14 <steven_> i wont bother
00:29:15 <steven_> hahahaa
00:29:21 <b-queen> ahahahaha why not
00:29:36 <b-queen> issit cos my tree is a better ironman than your tree
00:30:06 <nate> stevens tree will have buds on it
00:30:23 <binder> dimaa what u doing
00:30:26 <binder> come over
00:30:32 <steven_> hahah
00:31:04 <b-queen> post shteven post
00:31:07 <steven_> one of the presents are wrapped in fish and chip paper
00:31:09 <steven_> i would of won !
00:31:10 <steven_> :P
00:31:13 <b-queen> AHAHAHAH
00:31:15 <b-queen> POST
00:31:19 <steven_> cbf now
00:31:24 <steven_> its past cut off
00:31:34 <b-queen> you suck
00:31:35 Mode: (by thestig) +o steven_
00:31:36 <steven_> no point of making you feel bad ;p
00:31:45 <+thestig> https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-b0O750-e_Fw/VmQ4sb2jSZI/AAAAAAAABD4/oI5OXI8N2Fo/s720-Ic42/IMG_2054%25255B1%25255D.JPG
00:31:48 <b-queen> jet aka plivs bf is gonna be disappointed
00:31:55 <+thestig> i have a big room
00:32:02 <b-queen> ahahahahahaha
00:32:20 <b-queen> gosh your home soso big alfee
00:32:26 <+thestig> ty
00:32:35 <+thestig> omg i forgot the star
00:32:36 <binder> cut off?
00:32:40 <+thestig> me disqualifies
00:32:54 <binder> thestig
00:32:57 <binder> post your tree man
00:32:59 <binder> u can enter late
00:33:00 <binder> like i am
00:33:01 <b-queen> i want to sit on that reindeer
00:33:11 <binder> i want you to sit on my cock amelia
00:33:15 <b-queen> will you boost me up there
00:33:20 <b-queen> oh
00:33:24 <binder> i want to feel your natural hairy pussy on me
00:33:35 <+thestig> b-queen i will boost u up
00:33:43 <b-queen> fanks
00:33:49 <+thestig> https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-9Y9Yxi9MpG8/VmQ5MNsaTAI/AAAAAAAABEA/LzAO4N45g8I/s720-Ic42/IMG_2058%25255B1%25255D.JPG
00:33:55 <+thestig> better one
00:34:05 <b-queen> soso pretty
00:34:11 <b-queen> you have lotsa ppl in your house
00:34:17 <xm> steven_ will ring up his parents saying, "OI CUNTS GIMME $5K SO I CAN WIN AN ONLINE CHATROOM XMAS TREE COMP! DO IT IF YOU WANT TO STILL SEE YOUR GRANDSON!!!"
00:34:27 <b-queen> ahahahahaahahah
00:34:39 <steven_> hahh
00:34:45 <steven_> setting up the lighting
00:34:51 <+thestig> i left the door open and they all started coming in
00:34:58 <b-queen> hahahaahah
00:35:01 <steven_> its nothing special but its going to have the one requirement
00:35:06 <b-queen> how rude of them
00:35:09 <xm> steven_'s gonna have the best light show in the 'brook
00:35:10 <steven_> that amelia's didnt!
00:35:17 <b-queen> MINE DOES HAVE PUPPY
00:35:22 <xm> probably seen from space
00:35:25 <b-queen> she was an approved form of verification
00:35:30 <steven_> im sure it was ment to to have a #nerdhacks sign
00:35:31 <b-queen> ask mayo even
00:35:32 <steven_> ;P
00:35:39 <b-queen> nope
00:35:40 <steven_> stig is this true?
00:35:44 <binder> it is
00:35:49 <xm> b-queen, quick. get a pic of ur doggy holding an #nh sign
00:35:55 <steven_> she has posted
00:36:00 <steven_> loooooooooool
00:36:15 <steven_> :P
00:36:15 <b-queen> the list of verified options were as follows:
00:36:21 <b-queen> 1. #nh sign
00:36:26 <b-queen> 2. hand
00:36:32 <b-queen> 3. carrot on top of tree
00:36:35 <steven_> lolololol
00:36:36 <b-queen> 4. puppy
00:36:41 <b-queen> 5. rude finger
00:36:46 <+thestig> hahaha
00:36:47 <xm> loll carrot on top of tree. that sounds very bretty
00:36:52 <dimaa> im lurking reddit binder
00:36:52 <binder> yes
00:36:55 <steven_> #nh was needed plus one of the above
00:36:55 <b-queen> ahahahahahaah
00:36:57 <binder> reddit hey
00:36:59 <binder> sucks man
00:37:09 <dimaa> fucking just woke up from a nap
00:37:09 <binder> you play any games?
00:37:13 <binder> yeh nice big nap hey
00:37:14 <dimaa> i gotta work tomorrow
00:37:16 <binder> thats what we need
00:37:21 <binder> ill nap whenever i want
00:37:32 <dimaa> so i need to go back to sleep soon
00:37:33 <xm> 6. have jen's face showing in the reflection of your clock
00:37:37 <binder> lolllllllllllllll
00:37:45 <xm> ExpOsEd!!!
00:37:51 <b-queen> AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
00:38:01 <binder> have mrs poh
00:38:04 <binder> in a picture frame
00:38:05 <dimaa> link?
00:38:08 <steven_> hahahaa
00:38:11 <binder> also no joke
00:38:14 <binder> chucky was on tv today
00:38:16 <binder> abc
00:38:19 <binder> 100%
00:38:26 <xm> chucky wanted to be a santa, but they told him he was too short and told him to audition as an elf
00:38:28 <binder> they showed his ad from youtube
00:38:30 <xm> really?
00:38:30 <binder> i dont know why
00:38:31 <steven_> ok
00:38:32 <xm> lmao
00:38:32 <binder> yeh man
00:38:34 <steven_> i will do that
00:38:35 <binder> i forgot to tell you
00:38:36 <steven_> if its a win?
00:38:41 <binder> i have no idea why
00:38:44 <steven_> 2 seconds
00:38:45 <binder> it was something about building
00:38:46 <binder> materials
00:38:52 <binder> something in w.a
00:38:57 <binder> and they cut to it for 5 seconds
00:39:02 <binder> where he talked about the planks
00:39:05 <binder> and their thickness
00:39:16 <binder> im going to try get a repeat of it
00:41:04 Quit: sharni ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
00:41:21 <xm> i wanna see other people
00:41:23 <xm> 's trees
00:41:25 <xm> who else has posted
00:41:32 <b-queen> no one
00:41:34 <b-queen> they all shit
00:41:37 <xm> rly???
00:41:38 <xm> whoa
00:41:40 <b-queen> yah
00:41:53 <b-queen> hurry up shteven so you can get 2nd place
00:41:58 <xm> and you went to all that effort of wrapping foam with colour matched wrapping
00:41:59 <b-queen> I'm zero the hero
00:42:04 <b-queen> you can be firsg the worst
00:42:27 <b-queen> jet may be 2nd the best
00:42:39 <b-queen> i wonder who will be 3rd wif the hairy chest
00:42:48 <xm> 4/10
00:42:51 <b-queen> prob pliv given his monobrow thickness
00:42:58 <xm> maybe 3
00:42:58 <b-queen> WOT ARE YOU RATING A 4
00:43:09 <binder> hahahaha
00:43:10 <b-queen> think long & hard before answering
00:43:12 <binder> amelia u realise im going to win
00:43:44 <b-queen> yeh lol
00:43:45 <binder> like we can actually make a real life bet
00:43:48 <binder> im that certain
00:43:52 <binder> name your price
00:43:57 <b-queen> yeh lol
00:44:18 <binder> ok amelia
00:44:19 <binder> ;)
00:44:22 <binder> Projection.
00:44:30 <b-queen> yeh lol
00:44:56 <xm> keep it coming
00:45:40 <binder> amelia take a pic of the best lingerie you have
00:46:04 <+thestig> his monobrow went for an acting job, they said it will never get apart
00:46:04 <b-queen> ok
00:46:13 <b-queen> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
00:52:57 <b-queen> here plivvy
00:53:03 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
00:53:03 <b-queen> fave lingerie
00:53:22 <b-queen> http://imgur.com/HfDUwfc
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00:53:50 <steven_> ok
00:53:53 <steven_> u ready
00:53:54 <steven_> ???
00:53:59 <b-queen> YAS
00:53:59 <steven_> where is pliv
00:54:12 <b-queen> lookin @ ma lingerie pic
00:54:18 <steven_> lolol
00:54:19 <b-queen> post
00:54:25 <steven_> hang on
00:54:54 <b-queen> I NEED TO GO BED DAMN IT
00:55:06 <b-queen> so can be fresh in morn to whoop emmas butt
00:55:28 <b-queen> i see wot you're doin
00:55:28 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9ayvbl
00:55:45 <b-queen> AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
00:55:50 <xm> ROFL
00:55:51 Nick: steven_ is now known as steven_1
00:55:54 <xm> LMAO
00:56:03 <+thestig> hahahahha
00:56:04 <xm> mrs poh ahahhahaha
00:56:06 <steven_1> hahahaha
00:56:08 <+thestig> OMG
00:56:09 <xm> im losin it
00:56:11 Nick: steven_1 is now known as steven_
00:56:13 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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00:56:13 Mode: (by Rusteaux) +o steven_
00:56:14 <+thestig> WE HAVE A NEW WINNER
00:56:15 <steven_> i play to win boys
00:56:16 <+thestig> JKS
00:56:22 <steven_> oh come on!
00:56:22 <steven_> :P
00:56:25 <steven_> hahaa
00:56:27 <b-queen> bwahahahahahaahahahahahahahha
00:56:33 <b-queen> wot does the black note say
00:56:35 <+thestig> you need an angel on the top of tree not po
00:56:36 <steven_> hahaha
00:56:37 <b-queen> in middle of tree
00:56:38 <steven_> hang on
00:56:41 <steven_> here is the black note
00:56:43 <b-queen> no pigs on top
00:56:44 <steven_> you are all loooking at
00:56:45 <steven_> :P
00:57:01 <xm> i think i see a fuck
00:57:15 <b-queen> FUK
00:57:23 <xm> fuck you
00:57:23 <xm> fuck
00:57:31 <steven_> ahahahh
00:57:37 <steven_> thats breakers mum ur calling a pig!
00:57:50 <b-queen> fuck you fuck faces
00:57:54 <xm> lmao
00:57:57 <steven_> ill get a photo of the isgn
00:57:59 <steven_> in the middle
00:58:15 <steven_> how i got her on top of my tree tho
00:58:48 <b-queen> you're a fuckin idiot ahahahahah you play dirty
00:59:44 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9aywy6
01:00:03 <+thestig> hahaha
01:00:16 <b-queen> haha damnit i was gonna say no sign disqualified
01:00:21 <steven_> hahahhaa
01:00:28 <steven_> i had mrs poh on top
01:00:32 <steven_> verifcation
01:00:40 <steven_> plus the one requirement
01:00:46 <steven_> what fit bit do you have?
01:00:56 <b-queen> mrs poh was not an approved form of verification
01:00:59 <b-queen> but you had the sign
01:01:04 <steven_> ;p
01:01:06 <b-queen> so its a valid entry
01:01:17 <b-queen> congrats on 2nd place
01:01:21 <b-queen> i haf the charge hr
01:01:30 <steven_> <binder> have mrs poh
01:01:31 <steven_> <binder> in a picture frame
01:01:45 <b-queen> ahahahah
01:01:46 <steven_> i had the picture frame but it was to good for the picture
01:01:50 <+thestig> congrats on 2nd steven!
01:01:52 <b-queen> but no one listens to pliv
01:02:27 <xm> http://imgur.com/srg3Eoq
01:03:46 <xm> i love the mrs poh expression
01:03:59 <b-queen> yah post both links in topic
01:04:09 <steven_> ahahhahah
01:04:13 <steven_> u do it
01:04:16 <b-queen> i will want to view poh on top of tree again tomorrow
01:04:20 <b-queen> for giggles
01:04:20 <steven_> hahaha
01:04:27 <steven_> i dont want to get zlined
01:04:30 <steven_> cuz pollock cried
01:04:31 <steven_> hahaah
01:04:32 <b-queen> ohhhhh
01:04:37 <b-queen> fair call
01:04:43 <steven_> but i dont careeeeeeeeee
01:04:43 <b-queen> save link n show me again tomorrow haha
01:05:28 <b-queen> ahahah
01:05:32 <steven_> tisk came in 3rd
01:05:38 <steven_> with his christmas pic
01:05:40 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/96fip3
01:05:42 <b-queen> grinch*
01:05:58 <steven_> christmas tree hair style
01:06:40 Quit: b-queen ([email protected]) Quit: .
01:06:51 <xm> did she post her tree here
01:07:19 <xm> oh she did
01:07:26 <+thestig> xm where is your tree
01:07:36 <xm> too povo to afford 1
01:07:45 <steven_> poor effort guys
01:07:55 <steven_> i would of won easy but lost interest
01:08:14 <+thestig> your wizardry nearly won it
01:08:24 <+thestig> that pic on top
01:08:27 <+thestig> omfg
01:08:38 <steven_> haha
01:08:48 <steven_> we will see by the weekend who else likes it better ;)
01:08:51 <steven_> night cuntz!
01:11:15 <slinky_J> nite bra
01:12:28 <dimaa> https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/3vl7gc/psbattle_cat_displeased_with_bath/
01:12:57 <+thestig> nights
01:23:00 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
01:32:09 <binder> hahahahahahaha
01:32:15 <binder> wtf
01:33:04 <binder> topic
01:33:05 <binder> LOL
01:34:39 <xm> haha yeah it's a pisser
01:35:10 <binder> holy shit
01:35:12 <binder> he's gunna flip it man
01:35:23 <xm> he sure will
01:35:30 <binder> xm u wanking?
01:35:35 <xm> y
01:35:47 <binder> just wondering if u wanking over any good music
01:35:53 <xm> lol
01:35:54 <xm> no
01:36:12 <xm> i thought you meant over mrs poh
01:36:20 <binder> oh no
01:36:20 <binder> lol
01:36:21 <binder> fuck that
01:36:29 <xm> do you reckon a bunch of guys would want to hang around the tree and aim for her face
01:36:36 <xm> she's up there pretty high
01:36:45 <binder> hahahaha maybe
01:36:48 <binder> if they could cum that far
01:36:49 <xm> but who knows some guys have a good shot
01:36:56 <+thestig> xm wtf lol
01:36:56 <binder> i have cummed far before
01:36:58 <xm> chucky would need a step ladder
01:37:02 <binder> but not sure that far upwards i could do
01:37:06 <binder> but i shot it over my room
01:37:12 <binder> when i was cybering this girl for a day
01:37:15 <binder> and held it in
01:37:15 <xm> rofl
01:37:18 <binder> it was like piss
01:37:25 <binder> my cumm wasnt thick
01:37:27 <binder> went to water
01:37:45 <binder> if mrs poh talked to me for a whole day i might be able to
01:37:51 <xm> i hope it didnt damage the walls/ceiling, landlord might not be happy
01:38:07 <binder> it was my old place
01:38:12 <binder> and it did stick to the walls
01:38:17 <xm> lolll
01:39:00 <binder> where is everyone on irc tonight
01:39:01 <binder> all dead
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06:15:10 <bumjack> :))))
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06:17:48 <tisk> fucken stoned lols
06:17:59 <tisk> ;-P~
06:33:13 <tisk> lols only legends are awake a 6am
06:39:56 <bumjack> lolz
06:41:08 <tisk> t /\ /\
06:41:08 <tisk> i //\\//\\
06:41:08 <tisk> s \\ \/ //
06:41:08 <tisk> k \\ //
06:41:08 <tisk> i \\//
06:41:08 <tisk> t \/
06:45:56 <tisk> A (..)
06:45:56 <tisk> L )(
06:45:56 <tisk> I /\/\
06:45:56 <tisk> E \\//
06:45:56 <tisk> N /vv\
06:46:13 <tisk> bumjack I HACKED YOU PC
06:46:16 <tisk> LOLS\
06:46:21 <tisk> IEORER
06:46:38 <tisk> NAH I DIDNT
06:46:40 <tisk> BUT
06:46:42 <tisk> LOLS
06:53:30 <tisk> bumjack
06:53:33 <tisk> OI
06:55:01 <bumjack> yo
06:55:07 <bumjack> pack me cone bitch
06:55:16 <tisk> LOLS I COULD
06:55:19 <tisk> opps
06:55:27 <tisk> i could pack u 20
06:55:35 <tisk> lols
06:56:18 <bumjack> how much u got
07:01:10 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRqRcIeI94Q
07:01:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 5 fucken minutes 2015 best of techno vocal (Sep 14, 2015) Length: 3:58 - Category: Music - 26 views views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:05:17 <tisk> i made this for someone
07:05:18 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKtjyefd2DM
07:05:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: found this be 2015 techno (Sep 16, 2015) Length: 2:44 - Category: Music - 12 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:17:28 <bumjack> TISK
07:17:37 <bumjack> 4 CONES 1 BREATH
07:19:39 <bumjack> <Glenn> bumjack Would you mind changing your nick to something less offensive please?
07:19:47 Nick: bumjack is now known as pooflake
07:20:07 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydNMKcfWa6I
07:20:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Living On Video remix 2015 trance (Aug 4, 2015) Length: 2:30 - Category: Music - 146 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:41:00 <pooflake> i got mother drink
07:41:03 <pooflake> 2$
07:45:26 <pooflake> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r34MG8b_Z3A
07:45:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bliss n Eso - My Life (feat. Ceekay Jones) - Official Video Clip (Nov 17, 2013) Length: 4:50 - Category: Music - 2,135,456 views - likes (97.6%), 287 dislikes (2.4%)
07:45:32 <pooflake> this is fukn mad
07:57:59 <pooflake> tisk
07:58:09 <pooflake> u got poo in yur undies
08:15:36 * dimaa shudders at the idea of that
08:15:42 <dimaa> UGH
08:15:46 <dimaa> and your name is poo flake
08:15:49 <dimaa> UUUGGGHHH
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09:07:28 <dimaa> so.....
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09:41:56 <dimaa> richard: this is where the part is apparently
09:42:00 <dimaa> lol
09:42:03 <dimaa> party*
09:42:30 <richard> I know dimaa
10:08:44 <tisk> i got coffee
10:08:45 <tisk> lols
10:08:50 <tisk> coffee lols
10:11:50 <dimaa> is coffee that funny?
10:12:45 <richard> dimaa ofcourse it is
10:12:54 * dimaa looks at his cup
10:12:57 <dimaa> meh
10:13:11 <richard> look dima moconna lol! nescafe lol!
10:13:24 <dimaa> im hungry af
10:13:33 <tisk> decaf
10:13:34 <tisk> rofl
10:13:37 <tisk> wtf
10:14:13 <tisk> once i was not allowed one cup of coffee for 2 weeks
10:14:19 <tisk> so coffee is funny
10:14:25 <tisk> lols
10:14:33 <dimaa> how were u denied coffee?
10:14:39 <tisk> lols
10:15:11 <richard> dimaa tisk was strapped to an electric chair
10:16:29 <dimaa> 'lols' that only thing tisk can say
10:17:11 <richard> dimaa tisk only has the 'l' and 'o' on his keyboard
10:17:20 <dimaa> what about the 's'
10:17:21 <richard> and 's'
10:17:23 <dimaa> lol
10:18:56 <+thestig> lolllll
10:19:41 <tisk> lolsssssssssssssssssss
10:19:57 <tisk> pisssssssssssssssSSSSSsssSSSSsssSSSSSssssSSSSsss
10:21:20 <tisk> i had 80$ yesterday i bought pizza 32$ wine 18$ and like i got 78$ left and heaps of choof
10:21:54 <richard> tisk where did you get the money from? an armed robbery?
10:22:10 <tisk> i doubled my money at pokies
10:22:23 <tisk> lols
10:22:26 <richard> tisk at crown casino?
10:22:30 <tisk> nah
10:22:39 <tisk> when i save i will go there
10:22:44 <tisk> need like 200$ go there
10:23:05 <richard> tisk don't play pokies it's a waste of money
10:23:18 <tisk> kk
10:23:27 <tisk> will i get laid if i dont poke
10:23:28 <tisk> ?
10:23:39 <tisk> lols
10:23:40 <richard> oh? I don't know
10:23:56 <tisk> u poking fun
10:23:58 <tisk> :??
10:24:15 <richard> I won $500 at crown casino on the pokies it was a $1 machine the game was called triple diamond
10:24:21 <tisk> kk
10:24:41 <richard> tisk do you get free spins as well?
10:24:46 <tisk> i won 1700$ from 5$ once in dandenong
10:25:02 <tisk> on world tour
10:25:04 <tisk> machine
10:25:11 <richard> tisk the only way to win $1700 is to kick the machine alot
10:25:16 <tisk> nah
10:25:21 <tisk> i got jackpot
10:25:54 <tisk> hadnt been there in like 6 years
10:26:02 <tisk> then went won jackpot
10:26:22 <tisk> kept getting 2 scatters for 50cents
10:26:23 <tisk> win
10:26:35 <tisk> gambling that to 2 or 4$
10:26:42 <tisk> till i said fuck it full lines
10:26:46 <richard> tisk after you won the jackpot did you end up picking up any girls there
10:26:47 <tisk> bam double jackpot
10:27:03 <tisk> nah cause i only wanta fuck one person
10:28:07 <richard> tisk what did you do with the $1700 or did someone at the pokies rob you
10:32:52 <tisk> i got a wardrobe shelf made
10:33:00 <tisk> well the wardrobe
10:33:04 <tisk> made
10:33:13 <tisk> and chair
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10:36:22 <richard> tisk you could gone to bunnings and bought some wood for $20 and did it yourself yeah?
10:37:21 <richard> and the chair you could've got from the vinnies or salvation army
10:40:50 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydNMKcfWa6I
10:40:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Living On Video remix 2015 trance (Aug 4, 2015) Length: 2:30 - Category: Music - 146 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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10:47:37 * pooflake slaps dimaa around a bit with a large trout
10:49:16 <richard> hey is pooflake near lake eildon?
10:55:26 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c
10:55:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Green Day: "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams" - [Official Video] (Jan 8, 2013) Length: 4:48 - Category: Music - 55,126,835 views - 393,719 likes (98.6%), 5,683 dislikes (1.4%)
10:59:15 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4LYZC97hmM
10:59:19 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Offspring L.A.P.D (Aug 19, 2007) Length: 0 - Category: Music - 275,139 views - 450 likes (97.8%), 10 dislikes (2.2%)
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11:09:37 <ABC> HEYYYYYY
11:09:40 <ABC> u filthy
11:09:42 <ABC> flea
11:09:43 <ABC> ridden
11:09:46 <ABC> MUTT DOGS
11:12:15 <richard> abc your language is inappropriate
11:12:33 <ABC> WHAT CUNT
11:13:55 <richard> ABC mind your language
11:14:18 <ABC> Oh
11:14:21 <ABC> I am truly sorry
11:14:21 <richard> :)
11:14:26 <richard> that's better
11:14:27 <ABC> no one has ever brought it up with me
11:14:30 <tisk> hey
11:14:34 <ABC> thanks richard
11:14:39 <ABC> i will mind my language
11:14:42 <richard> cool, :)
11:14:53 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm72DPJCX58
11:14:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mad Season - River Of Deceit (Oct 25, 2009) Length: 5:04 - Category: Music - 3,384,018 views - 20,169 likes (98.4%), 328 dislikes (1.6%)
11:17:25 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg
11:17:29 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun (Jun 22, 2010) Length: 5:21 - Category: Music - 44,902,347 views - 203,530 likes (97.9%), 4,368 dislikes (2.1%)
11:19:28 <ABC> FUCKING DOGGGGGGGGGGS
11:19:31 <ABC> WOOF WOOF
11:19:34 <ABC> BARK LIKE A DOG
11:19:37 <ABC> MOTHER FUCKERSA
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11:20:15 <tisk> lols
11:20:23 <tisk> year i was born has a song
11:20:25 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg
11:20:29 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979 (Aug 2, 2011) Length: 4:22 - Category: Music - 22,031,536 views - 105,232 likes (98.4%), 1,741 dislikes (1.6%)
11:21:14 <ABC> u were born in 1979?
11:21:15 <ABC> 'wow
11:21:22 <tisk> yep
11:21:29 <ABC> same age as one of my brothers
11:21:43 <richard> abc is your brother a plumber?
11:21:43 <tisk> prob mate
11:21:48 <tisk> abc i might know u
11:21:53 <ABC> nah he delivers chicken
11:21:57 <ABC> for steggles
11:21:57 <tisk> kk
11:22:01 <tisk> lols
11:22:37 <richard> abc I see guys carrying pigs on their backs and into the deli in the supermarket does he do that too?
11:22:52 <tisk> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0
11:22:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kings Of Leon - Sex on Fire (Oct 2, 2009) Length: 3:28 - Category: Music - 143,162,853 views - 438,075 likes (97.6%), 10,839 dislikes (2.4%)
11:23:11 <tisk> i could rock a pub
11:23:14 <tisk> dj one easy
11:23:19 <tisk> its trance thats hard
11:23:50 <ABC> no richard
11:23:53 <ABC> only chicken
11:24:13 <richard> abc does your brother bring roast chicken home for dinner everyday?
11:25:17 <tisk> https://youtu.be/NvR60Wg9R7Q
11:25:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bon Jovi - Bed Of Roses (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 6:43 - Category: Music - 65,695,780 views - 194,728 likes (97.2%), 5,509 dislikes (2.8%)
11:26:16 <richard> abc is all the chicken your brother delivers has passed the expiry date?
11:27:25 <richard> abc you must have a big fat stomach by now with all that chicken you are eating you will make a good santa claus
11:28:28 <richard> abc when your brother gets to the delivery address does he throw the chicken out the drivers side window or does he get out and knock on the door
11:29:00 <richard> abc I want a roast chicken tonight can you arrange something?
11:29:44 <richard> abc did your brother go to university for 10 years to get that chicken delivery guy job?
11:31:17 <richard> ABC is your brother a full time judge in the courts and does the chicken delivery part-time?
11:31:52 <richard> ABC has your brother's chicken van been robbed before? what did the guys take?
11:32:27 <ABC> richard how good it will be to watch all your close friends around you die?
11:32:41 <ABC> richard wouldnt it be great to watch all your family members die ?
11:32:50 <richard> abc I don't understand
11:33:30 <ABC> whats there to understand?
11:33:39 <ABC> all your friends and family members are dead
11:33:43 <ABC> what do you do?
11:33:56 <richard> abc I was talking talking about your brother but you are talking about something else
11:34:36 <richard> abc does your brother take a bite out of every steggles chicken before he delivers?
11:36:20 <richard> abc are you getting a chicken delivery job too, your brother can give you some tips?
11:37:18 <richard> abc does your brother deliver live steggle chickens and then kills it when he get to the delivery address?
11:38:09 <richard> abc your brother must be getting all the girls yeah with that chicken delivery job yeah?
11:38:55 <richard> abc before your brother kills the chickens does he make a beastiality movie?
11:39:18 <richard> does he upload to the internet how many views does it get
11:40:43 <richard> abc does your brother eat roast chicken every day?
11:43:38 <ABC> i wanna burn ur house down
11:43:56 <richard> why abc? what did I do?
11:44:43 <richard> abc I want to throw a steggles chicken in your face
11:44:57 <ABC> i wanna kill all ur friends
11:44:59 <ABC> and family
11:45:11 <slinky_J> EGGS
11:45:16 <slinky_J> fk yeerrr
11:45:19 <ABC> benedict!
11:45:26 <slinky_J> oer
11:45:31 <richard> abc put the knife away I'll tell your brother to prepare a nice roast chicken dinner for you
11:45:32 <slinky_J> i fryin four in the wok
11:45:35 <slinky_J> jus flipped em
11:45:40 <slinky_J> they r so small lol
11:45:48 <slinky_J> guess the chicken was midget chicken
11:45:49 <richard> slinky_J do you need any free steggles chicken ask abc
11:46:18 <slinky_J> got chicken
11:46:28 <slinky_J> mmm roasting whole chicken
11:46:30 <richard> slinky_J well don't buy it anymore it's FREE! now
11:46:35 <slinky_J> i roasted one from frozen once
11:46:39 <slinky_J> just to see
11:46:45 <slinky_J> shit was fine as!
11:46:56 <slinky_J> FREE CHOIKEN
11:46:57 <richard> see abc slinky_J liked the chicken
11:47:32 <slinky_J> yeah long as chicken aint code for Picard's favourite food
11:47:50 <richard> is picard watching star strek the next generation now ?
11:48:04 <slinky_J> lol
11:48:17 <richard> slinky_J is picard a bald bastard
11:48:37 <ABC> i'll slaughter u
11:48:41 <ABC> and ur friends
11:48:42 <ABC> family
11:48:47 <ABC> first
11:49:00 <richard> abc if you do that I'll rob your brother's chicken delivery van
11:49:13 <ABC> friends,family first
11:49:50 <ABC> watch as one by one they die around u!
11:49:53 <ABC> HAHAHAAAAAH
11:50:06 <richard> abc you are a gentle giant I can't see you murdering anyone
11:50:43 <richard> abc when your brother dies they should process his body in a chicken factory yeah?
11:51:00 <richard> abc there will be no coffin for him
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11:55:21 <slinky_J> woo woo force awakens soon
11:55:27 <slinky_J> 10 dayz
11:55:30 <slinky_J> 11
11:55:35 <slinky_J> FOURTEEN
11:55:55 <ABC> FUKN IDIOT
11:57:48 <slinky_J> lol
12:04:59 <slinky_J> man fucking useless terrorists
12:05:07 <slinky_J> they should nuke syria and iraq ey
12:09:13 <ABC> syria and iraq should nuke america
12:09:16 <ABC> france
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12:10:44 <ABC> sharni
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12:11:03 <sharni> Hey
12:11:29 <ABC> Hey
12:12:34 <sharni> Boring day :/
12:13:06 <ABC> Yeah I'm at work
12:18:33 <ABC> hungry
12:18:36 <ABC> no money
12:18:40 <ABC> payday today
12:18:42 <ABC> yay
12:19:14 <slinky_J> 'In 618, after he lost protection with the death of his influential uncle, Muhammad took flight to the city of Yathrib (subsequently called Medina) where he was joined by his followers.[22] Later generations would count this event, known as the hijra, as the start of the Islamic era.'
12:19:20 <slinky_J> Or as we would call it
12:19:38 <slinky_J> The pussy didnt want to die for his cause so he ran away like a little bitch.
12:19:45 <slinky_J> Jesus had balls man
12:19:53 <slinky_J> Muhammed was a sissy boy
12:20:19 <slinky_J> put that on ur facebook ABC
12:24:31 <ABC> no i'm right
12:26:51 <slinky_J> I will wage war against your family
12:27:01 <slinky_J> if you dont go along with my beliefs of having no beliefs
12:27:03 <slinky_J> cunt
12:27:04 <slinky_J> !
12:27:59 <ABC> thats a bit harsh
12:28:03 <ABC> calling me a cunt
12:28:10 <slinky_J> soz
12:28:23 <slinky_J> u can be president priest bishop prophet of my new church
12:28:30 <slinky_J> the church of just messin about for an hour
12:29:05 <ABC> ive never heard such vbulgar language in my life
12:29:17 <slinky_J> fuck
12:29:22 <slinky_J> i havent
12:29:27 <slinky_J> evr had sex
12:31:47 <ABC> im disgustedx
12:31:51 <ABC> by you
12:32:06 <ABC> im still speechless
12:34:54 <ABC> u cunt
12:34:57 <ABC> dog cunt
12:34:59 <ABC> DOGGGGGGGGGGG
12:35:03 <ABC> HEHEHEHEHE
12:35:05 <ABC> WHAT CUNT
12:35:08 <ABC> RIGHTO
12:35:14 <ABC> `BAN ABC
12:35:20 <ABC> HMM
12:35:25 <ABC> thestig
12:35:30 <ABC> half op me
12:36:55 <sik> c ^ ^
12:36:55 <sik> a //\ /\\
12:36:55 <sik> t // V \\
12:36:55 <sik> o \\ \ / //
12:36:55 <sik> s \\=Y=//
12:36:55 <sik> s \VVV/
12:36:55 <sik> trafe) (
12:36:59 <sik> lols
12:37:36 <ABC> whats that meant to be
12:37:55 <sik> evil cat
12:38:09 <slinky_J> hm
12:38:15 <sik> i smoking it green
12:38:16 <slinky_J> mum wants to have dinner at beach
12:38:18 <sik> i smoking it green
12:38:23 <slinky_J> but i feel self conscious bout my weight
12:38:31 <slinky_J> coz im all stocky
12:38:33 <slinky_J> ehe
12:38:45 <sik> ehehe
12:38:50 <sik> if u female u cuddly
12:38:55 <slinky_J> gotta get thin like Abortion again
12:38:55 <sik> thats best way to be
12:38:59 <ABC> yes
12:39:01 <ABC> dont we all
12:39:05 <slinky_J> i like curves on chicks
12:39:13 <slinky_J> but not fat fat
12:39:16 <slinky_J> puppy fat is cute
12:39:19 <Abortion> curves not rolls
12:39:39 <ABC> i like big beasty girls with buck teeth and that smell; like sharni
12:40:02 <slinky_J> lol Abortion
12:40:06 <slinky_J> rolls of love
12:40:19 <slinky_J> there should be only 1 roll in the relationship
12:40:20 <slinky_J> huhuhu
12:40:38 <ABC> mmm a chicken sald roll
12:41:17 <sharni> That's hawt
12:41:38 <slinky_J> a roll of penis
12:41:46 <slinky_J> man
12:41:57 <slinky_J> all this terrorism crap is fucking up my UK holiday
12:42:05 <slinky_J> already not goin to paris and belgium now
12:42:08 <slinky_J> now bs in london
12:43:22 <ABC> oh please
12:43:25 <ABC> just go
12:43:52 <ABC> can you confirm with me the dates of where u are located
12:43:56 <slinky_J> lol
12:43:56 <ABC> before you leave
12:44:01 <ABC> thanks'
12:44:06 <slinky_J> its mum that wont go to france and belgium not me
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12:44:32 <ABC> i would like to know your precise locations
12:44:39 <slinky_J> i wanted to fuck french woman
12:44:44 <ABC> u pig
12:44:46 <slinky_J> i LOVE french women the most
12:44:52 <sharni> Aren't French women hairy
12:45:30 <ABC> like greek women
12:45:44 <slinky_J> lol
12:45:52 <slinky_J> why would they be hairy
12:47:37 <ABC> most women are hairy
12:48:46 <slinky_J> lol
12:49:04 <slinky_J> hate obvious forearm hair on women
12:49:11 <slinky_J> i am so easily put off
12:50:21 <slinky_J> like clean that white shit outta ur vagina
12:50:22 <slinky_J> yuck
12:50:27 <slinky_J> expect a dude to go down on u
12:50:32 <slinky_J> n u have those curds there
12:52:17 <ABC> uhuh
12:52:22 <ABC> i just had a kiwi fruit
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12:53:11 <sharni> Lol
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12:53:37 <slinky_J> ey theres a fruit i never got into
12:53:40 <slinky_J> coz they hairy
12:53:41 <slinky_J> lols
12:53:46 <sharni> Lol
12:53:47 <slinky_J> like ewok testicles
12:54:17 <sharni> Think I might start growing my leg hair
12:54:30 <sharni> New trend
12:55:00 <ABC> yum
12:55:08 <slinky_J> lol
12:55:10 <slinky_J> yuck
12:55:13 <slinky_J> such a put off
12:55:20 <slinky_J> anal hair is a put off too
12:55:28 <slinky_J> and dark anal skin
12:55:32 <slinky_J> errgh fuck
12:55:40 <ABC> and ur ass hair
12:55:46 <slinky_J> u gotta hold a chicks clappers shut when u doggy her
12:55:52 <ABC> nice long locks
12:55:52 <slinky_J> so u dont see the ahole
12:58:35 <sharni> Lol
12:58:51 <sharni> Date porn starts than they bleach their ass holes
12:59:33 <slinky_J> yeah
12:59:38 <slinky_J> bleached looks good tho
12:59:40 <slinky_J> ;)
12:59:52 <sharni> Lol
13:00:00 <sharni> Stars**
13:00:53 <slinky_J> see as a guy i have more to worry about than a woman
13:01:07 <slinky_J> its just most guys settle for anything they can shove their dick in
13:01:23 <slinky_J> i b like babes u can have ugly face long as u got a bangin body word
13:01:38 <ABC> nah
13:01:47 <slinky_J> the number of times as a guy u pick up a hot as chick
13:01:56 <slinky_J> then she takes off her bra and her tits are ERGH
13:02:04 <slinky_J> and she has a dark ahole
13:02:08 <slinky_J> and a yuck vagina
13:02:12 <slinky_J> n weird feet
13:02:14 <slinky_J> fucken hell
13:06:49 <sharni> Lol can't win
13:06:54 <sharni> Might as well turn gay
13:07:05 <ABC> yuk
13:07:19 <sharni> See guys like you will be single for their whole life.. Choosing looks over personality
13:07:34 <ABC> thats right
13:07:58 <sharni> Yup
13:08:05 <ABC> ive never been with a big girl before
13:08:39 <ABC> or an ugly one
13:08:43 <ABC> i suppose
13:09:21 <ABC> beauty is in the eye of the beholder
13:09:29 <sharni> Fair enough
13:09:52 <slinky_J> lol sharni
13:09:53 <sharni> Last guy I was with was pretty good looking but he was a total dick head
13:09:54 <ABC> to one person they could be ugly
13:09:55 <slinky_J> but guys are hairy
13:09:57 <slinky_J> and worse
13:10:01 <ABC> to the other they could be beautiful
13:10:01 <sharni> I'm not going for looks
13:10:03 <slinky_J> im looking for a nice Alien woman
13:10:24 <slinky_J> oh u a single momma
13:10:24 <sharni> Good luck with that slinky
13:10:31 <slinky_J> FANX!
13:10:33 <sharni> Yes
13:10:39 <ABC> yeah these days i have dropped my high standards considerbly
13:10:40 <slinky_J> she will be an alien blob of goo
13:10:44 <slinky_J> i keep her in a bowl
13:10:45 <slinky_J> lol
13:10:53 <ABC> i just dont go for sluts
13:10:56 <sharni> Pre lubricated
13:11:01 <ABC> or girls that use meth
13:11:03 <sharni> Hawt
13:11:08 <ABC> which are prominently sluts
13:11:09 <sharni> Yuck
13:11:18 <sharni> Pretty much
13:11:34 <slinky_J> yeah i ditched a chick coz she smokes meth
13:11:37 <sharni> Female Drug addicts will sleep around for any hit of drug
13:11:38 <slinky_J> not day to day
13:11:40 <slinky_J> but casual
13:11:45 <slinky_J> but still it's fucking meth!
13:11:50 <sharni> Yuck
13:12:01 * sik wants to fuck you
13:12:05 <sik> :-[
13:12:10 <ABC> i know sik
13:12:11 <sik> :[P
13:12:13 <ABC> but u cant
13:12:16 <sharni> Lol
13:12:18 <ABC> i'l fuck you
13:12:25 <sik> nah i fuck u
13:12:36 <ABC> but i'm a guy
13:12:44 <sik> so i rape u
13:12:50 <ABC> hahaa
13:12:51 <sik> cause youre stupid
13:13:03 <sharni> It's not gay to give but it's gay to receive
13:13:10 <sik> yeah
13:13:17 <ABC> who says that
13:13:18 <ABC> steven
13:13:20 <ABC> lol
13:13:27 <slinky_J> no see
13:13:30 <slinky_J> gay is the act of giving
13:13:33 <slinky_J> receiving is mere pleasure
13:13:38 <slinky_J> and u dont see the guy behind u
13:13:38 <sharni> Haha probs
13:13:42 <slinky_J> could be a chick with a strap on ;)
13:13:50 * sik gives to sharni
13:13:51 <sharni> That's disgusting
13:13:57 <sharni> Lol
13:13:57 <ABC> lol
13:13:59 <sharni> That isn't gay
13:14:05 * sik screams take this sharni
13:14:10 <ABC> hahaa
13:14:31 <sharni> Lol
13:14:34 <ABC> sharni will backhand u tisk
13:14:42 <sharni> Yep
13:14:48 * sik lix the man in the boat
13:15:10 <sharni> Brb
13:15:58 <ABC> BBs
13:16:34 Mode: (by thestig) +o sharni
13:16:46 Mode: (by thestig) +o slinky_J
13:16:50 <slinky_J> ty bruv
13:16:54 Mode: (by thestig) +o Simwolf
13:17:01 Mode: (by thestig) +v ABC
13:17:18 <+thestig> :D
13:17:25 <ABC> Thanks
13:17:34 <+thestig> welcome abc
13:17:48 <+thestig> i would give u op but u would ban me
13:17:52 <+thestig> hehe
13:18:03 <+thestig> doggggggg
13:18:59 <ABC> yes
13:19:02 <ABC> i would
13:19:19 <ABC> i wouldnt
13:19:27 <slinky_J> lol
13:19:54 <ABC> slinky_J will give me op
13:19:57 <ABC> i wont ban him
13:19:58 <ABC> see
13:20:04 <ABC> put it to a test
13:20:58 <slinky_J> im interested
13:21:26 <slinky_J> I do like a challenge
13:21:32 Mode: (by slinky_J) +o ABC
13:21:47 <+ABC> :)
13:22:54 Quit: sik ([email protected]) Quit:
13:23:35 <slinky_J> :P
13:31:52 <slinky_J> http://www.jennaslittlesecret.com/russianscore.html
13:31:55 <slinky_J> lol wtf
13:32:19 <slinky_J> http://www.russianbrides.info/?afid=16610&subafid=851513__
13:32:20 <slinky_J> LO
13:32:21 <slinky_J> L
13:32:24 <slinky_J> if i had that cash
13:32:27 <slinky_J> i would get russian bride
13:32:29 <slinky_J> fo sho
13:38:48 <+ABC> i wouldnt
13:38:54 <+ABC> the mob would control them
13:38:59 <+ABC> the russian mafia
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13:41:32 <slinky_J> nice
13:41:36 <slinky_J> im in!
13:41:38 <slinky_J> xD
13:41:41 <slinky_J> brb rebooting
13:41:46 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Quit: wtf is wrong with you? Pokemon isn't meant for children. It is only for real and strong men who want to be the very best like no one ever was! Retards...
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14:16:00 <sharni> Wb
14:16:34 <sharni> Did you order a wife
14:30:44 <Abortion> lol
14:30:48 <Abortion> I hear thats a bad idea
14:30:57 <Abortion> They just want you for your citizenship
14:31:16 <+ABC> who wouldve thought?! buying love be a bad idea.... nah
14:31:19 <+ABC> of course not
14:31:23 <+ABC> makes perfect sense!
14:31:33 <+ABC> how much does sharni cost
14:31:34 <+ABC> ?
14:31:47 <+ABC> i got $1
14:35:35 <Abortion> http://www.channelate.com/2009/11/23/earings-or-shoes/
14:40:10 <sharni> $3mill plus $500 a week for the rest of your life
14:41:59 <slinky_J> ty
14:42:03 <slinky_J> nah sharni lols
14:42:05 <+ABC> sold!
14:42:17 <+ABC> where i pay
14:42:24 <slinky_J> lol
14:42:34 <slinky_J> i found this totes hot as fuck one
14:43:08 <sharni> Lol
14:43:21 <slinky_J> totally worth buying her
14:43:27 <slinky_J> lol buying
14:43:37 <slinky_J> they do tours
14:43:40 <slinky_J> seen docos?
14:43:51 <slinky_J> tours of like asia countries
14:43:54 <slinky_J> and russia
14:44:03 <slinky_J> brit men n americans going over to meet women
14:44:18 <slinky_J> though the guys are so creepy always trying to kiss the girls and hold them all the time
14:44:20 <slinky_J> errrh
14:45:15 <sharni> Lol
14:46:26 <slinky_J> known guys that had no idea
14:46:49 <slinky_J> and would complain, while out in town, that they want a gf and such but dont know how to approach women
14:46:54 <slinky_J> fucking simplest thign ever
14:47:02 <slinky_J> not like you have to buy her a drink to talk to her
14:47:03 <slinky_J> fuck
14:47:19 <sharni> Yes you do
14:47:22 <slinky_J> so i went off and chatted up this chick this one dude liked LOL n got her digits
14:47:23 <slinky_J> nah man
14:47:27 <slinky_J> that's sexist
14:47:43 <sharni> Lol some guy not that long ago tried to buy me a drink I told him to fuck off
14:47:45 <slinky_J> these days u turn around and say oh, thought you'd shout me :P
14:47:50 <slinky_J> do the ignore
14:47:51 <sharni> I'm so nice
14:47:57 <slinky_J> lolllllss nice
14:48:03 <sharni> He was an old man ok
14:48:06 <slinky_J> haha
14:48:25 <slinky_J> we r animals we can sense somebody that just wants a root etc.
14:48:38 <sharni> Pffft
14:49:32 <sharni> I barely go out and when I do I don't go out looking for a root..
14:52:22 <slinky_J> fuuucckk
14:52:25 <slinky_J> watching ET
14:52:34 <sharni> Eww
14:52:36 <slinky_J> and did not know all these women wear wigs like 24/7
14:52:39 Mode: (by thestig) -o ABC
14:52:40 <slinky_J> like wtf
14:52:57 <slinky_J> could not be with a chick wears wig 24/7
14:53:12 <slinky_J> funny how women wearing wigs is cool and bald guys wearing wigs is shit
14:53:25 <sharni> Yuck
14:53:52 <sharni> Unless she has lost it from a medical condition than that's understandable
14:55:00 <slinky_J> yeah
14:55:06 <slinky_J> gwen wears wigs 24/7
14:55:14 <slinky_J> all those famous women wearing wigs yuck
14:55:20 <slinky_J> how gross to touch their hair lol
14:55:38 <sharni> Yea yuck
14:55:51 <sharni> But they would buy real human hair wigs
14:55:58 <sharni> They cost heaps
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15:15:13 <slinky_J> yeah real hair
15:15:35 <sharni> Yaaa
15:18:53 <slinky_J> oh my glosh this Daddy's Home movie looks tops
15:18:59 <slinky_J> i toastin breeeeeeaaadd
15:19:04 <slinky_J> no toaster so oven :P
15:24:11 <sharni> Lol
15:24:13 <sharni> Yuck
15:24:29 <sharni> Taste really bad when it's cooked in the oven or grill
15:25:53 <Abortion> Buy my hair
15:26:53 <sharni> Lol I'll give you $5 for it
15:27:00 <Abortion> no
15:27:11 <slinky_J> u think?
15:27:12 <slinky_J> hmm
15:27:24 <sharni> How much than ?
15:27:28 <slinky_J> just havent bothered buying a new toaster eh
15:27:30 <sharni> Yea it does slinky
15:27:35 <slinky_J> haha yea buy his hair
15:27:38 <sharni> It's like $7 from Kmart
15:27:49 <slinky_J> nah i like to have good products
15:27:55 <slinky_J> i cant stand my blender
15:27:55 <sharni> Same
15:27:58 <slinky_J> because it's so basic
15:28:00 <slinky_J> lol
15:28:12 <sharni> You sound like a female
15:28:18 <slinky_J> i need a better one like those new nutribullets
15:28:28 <sharni> Mehh
15:28:31 <slinky_J> and a steam cleaner for shower
15:28:33 <sharni> Those things are overrated
15:28:36 <sharni> Lol
15:28:40 <slinky_J> and one of those awesome electric cooking pots
15:28:48 <sharni> Yes I need both of them
15:28:53 <slinky_J> yeah
15:28:53 <Abortion> lol nutribullet
15:28:55 <Abortion> its a blender
15:29:04 <slinky_J> yeah but it blends better than mine
15:29:05 <slinky_J> lol
15:29:13 <Abortion> k
15:29:15 <slinky_J> i think the cooking pot would be great
15:29:22 <sharni> There's ones in like Kmart for $50 and they blend heaps good
15:29:23 <slinky_J> would use it a lot
15:29:26 <Abortion> don't they call them crock pots
15:29:28 <Abortion> slow cookers
15:29:34 <sharni> Yea the pot cooks nice roasts
15:29:36 <slinky_J> ones that do all sorts of food
15:29:39 <slinky_J> yeah
15:29:44 <slinky_J> and soup and alllll the cool shit
15:29:48 <slinky_J> I would make gumbo
15:30:07 <slinky_J> spesh in summer when its hot, im sweating after cooking on stove b4
15:30:09 <sharni> Aw yeah
15:30:16 <sharni> Lol yeah
15:30:18 <dimaa> sup sluts
15:30:39 <sharni> Ello who ever you are
15:31:44 <dimaa> ello to you strange internet person :D
15:32:06 <slinky_J> fuck goin beach for dinner
15:32:11 <slinky_J> how fkn hot is it outside Abortion
15:32:14 <slinky_J> FECKEN HOT!
15:33:18 <sharni> Haha
15:33:25 <sharni> It's not to bad in Sydney
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15:34:59 <Abortion> last two days were higher temp, but today the humidity has the bite
15:35:10 <slinky_J> 35 here
15:35:13 <slinky_J> 25 is good
15:35:18 <slinky_J> 25 is a real summer day
15:35:28 <slinky_J> yer fk the H
15:35:33 <slinky_J> draining
15:36:04 <slinky_J> Abortion buy Battlefront for PC :P
15:36:06 <slinky_J> ehehehe
15:36:12 <slinky_J> and an xbox controller
15:36:16 <sharni> 28 here
15:36:27 <slinky_J> 28 not bad either
15:36:32 <sharni> Nah it's nice
15:37:53 <pooflake> pay day tomolo :]
15:39:36 <sharni> Nice
15:39:40 <sharni> Halfies ?
15:42:53 <pooflake> okies [:
15:44:12 <sharni> Yay
15:44:19 <sharni> I'll pm you my bank details
15:44:48 <pooflake> okies [:
15:45:32 <ABC> pay day today :P~
15:45:40 <ABC> who fuck
15:45:44 <ABC> deop'd me
15:46:23 <ABC> * thestig sets mode: -o ABC
15:46:27 <ABC> thestig!
15:47:11 <sharni> ABC I'll pm you my banks details to
15:47:22 <sharni> I want 60% of you pay
15:47:33 <sharni> Plus 40% gst
15:48:29 <ABC> ok
15:48:40 <ABC> what do i get in return
15:48:40 <sharni> Thanks
15:48:42 <ABC> ?
15:48:44 <sharni> Nothing
15:48:49 <sharni> Just a thank you
15:49:00 <ABC> can't do
15:49:01 <ABC> sorry
15:49:05 <sharni> Fine
15:49:17 <sharni> I'll give you a blow job with my hair dryer
15:49:23 <sharni> Your hair will be super dry
15:50:40 <ABC> no i meant i cant do 60% of my pay plus 40% gst
15:50:49 <ABC> i can only do 90% of my pay
15:50:53 <ABC> and 10% gst
15:51:12 <sharni> That's fine
15:51:16 <ABC> send me your bank details
15:51:19 <sharni> Lol
15:51:22 <ABC> and i'll pay
15:51:28 <ABC> this evening
15:51:32 <ABC> no thank you
15:51:59 <sharni> lol haha funny as
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15:59:52 * pooflake slaps sharni around a bit with a large trout
16:02:05 * ABC slaps pooflake around a bit with a large trout
16:03:36 * thestig slaps ABC around a bit with a large trout
16:03:52 <pooflake> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r34MG8b_Z3A
16:03:56 <pooflake> watch this mang
16:03:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bliss n Eso - My Life (feat. Ceekay Jones) - Official Video Clip (Nov 17, 2013) Length: 4:50 - Category: Music - 2,136,166 views - 11,658 likes (97.6%), 287 dislikes (2.4%)
16:04:39 <sharni> Lol
16:06:19 <ABC> thestig
16:06:25 <ABC> why was i deop'd
16:07:16 <slinky_J> u were bein good
16:07:23 <slinky_J> ew bliss n eso
16:07:40 <slinky_J> i reckon i only like a few hilltops songs now
16:07:46 <slinky_J> so over aus hiphop
16:07:49 <slinky_J> it's still all the same
16:08:26 <pooflake> me nutz
16:09:18 <pooflake> sharns want to sux me ballz
16:09:39 <ABC> no she doesn't
16:10:09 <pooflake> piss off dogshit
16:10:44 <ABC> no i won't
16:11:36 <pooflake> jump onya face
16:12:31 <sharni> `deop
16:12:45 <sharni> Eh I
16:12:50 <sharni> Ehh*
16:26:54 <ABC> yeah right pooflake
16:26:58 <ABC> u won't do nothing
16:27:18 <ABC> i'm going to call you little girl from now on
16:27:43 <BlackDevil> .
16:27:49 <ABC> and you BlackDevil
16:27:56 <ABC> no comment
16:28:03 <BlackDevil> thanks
16:28:23 <ABC> how about you try z-lining people that deserve it
16:28:30 <ABC> like sfx
16:28:32 <ABC> pollock
16:28:42 <ABC> instead of innocent people
16:28:46 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12316537_1000592520012240_2382802727125078031_n.jpg?oh=d819d17c34254cbca5934283f52bb72a&oe=56DBCEC0&__gda__=1457205864_53ccc57794a8ab04d8f3e6ae3cce2f1f
16:28:48 <slinky_J> yeeaaahhh
16:29:13 <BlackDevil> trap
16:29:28 <slinky_J> lol
16:30:08 <slinky_J> i love giving classes in games names
16:30:26 <slinky_J> called my first hand hummingbird and my second lobbyist
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16:31:06 <sagax> [16:23:13] * SHOWTIME забанил некоего *!*@78.25.DC9524.64E4A9
16:31:10 <sagax> what the reason?
16:31:40 <ABC> he banned for me flooding supposedly
16:32:02 <ABC> he doesn't like me
16:32:05 <sagax> i don't flooding,
16:32:25 <sagax> silent
16:32:28 <ABC> what
16:32:31 <ABC> oh you
16:32:40 <ABC> yes
16:32:46 <ABC> [ur ok
16:32:50 <ABC> SHOWTIME
16:32:52 <ABC> is nuts
16:32:55 <ABC> dont worry
16:33:00 <sagax> ^_^
16:33:03 <sagax> ok
16:33:39 <ABC> come back
16:33:41 <ABC> and be silent
16:33:42 <ABC> :")
16:33:57 <ABC> and you'll be banned again
16:33:59 <ABC> h9aha
16:37:14 <sagax> hm,
16:37:25 <sagax> well
16:38:22 <ABC> i rule with an ironfist
16:38:43 <ABC> its the only way i conduct business
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16:44:42 <sharni> Lol
16:52:10 <slinky_J> fuuuck
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16:52:12 <slinky_J> went out for cig
16:52:18 <slinky_J> felt like i was going to collapse
16:53:02 <sharni> Lol
16:53:19 <nate> slinky_J collapse in my bed hot stuff!
16:53:27 <slinky_J> heeee
16:53:50 <ABC> very sick man nate
16:54:24 <nate> sick n hornay!
16:54:36 <nate> cough cough boner
16:54:45 <ABC> what?!
16:54:48 <ABC> that lil thing!
16:55:03 <ABC> KeKeKe~
16:55:07 <nate> lucky slinky_J has a small mouth
16:55:19 <+thestig> hey nate
16:55:38 <nate> did some back stretches today, i felt like thestig!
16:55:38 <slinky_J> i have lush as lips
16:55:41 <slinky_J> :P
16:55:44 <slinky_J> full lips mmm
16:55:49 <slinky_J> good fah kissin gurls tee hee
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16:59:47 <pooflake> loopy is a complete fucking poofter
16:59:58 <pooflake> id stomp that maggot into the ground
17:00:04 <slinky_J> lol
17:00:14 <ABC> i'd help you!
17:00:36 <nate> then kiss after?
17:00:46 <nate> we defeated loopy
17:00:48 <nate> kisses!
17:01:02 <nate> sounds good
17:02:53 <sharni> Lol you all sound like a bunch of females
17:03:04 * pooflake slaps sharni around a bit with a large trout
17:03:21 <ABC> they do don't they sharni
17:03:28 <sharni> Yerp
17:03:30 <pooflake> thestig
17:03:34 <pooflake> ban abc please
17:03:41 <ABC> lol
17:03:47 <ABC> why?
17:03:53 <nate> abc dick me now hot stud
17:03:56 * sharni shoves a big black dildo down pooflake throat
17:03:57 <pooflake> because no one likes you
17:03:58 <nate> since im a girl
17:04:00 <slinky_J> i dont
17:04:11 <ABC> no one likes me?
17:04:12 * nate twirls
17:04:22 <nate> i like xyz more ;D
17:04:26 <sharni> Your meant to tweak not twirl
17:04:39 <ABC> fuck you pooflake
17:04:44 <ABC> no one likes u
17:04:54 <sharni> Twerk*
17:04:57 <nate> i think abc is crying when hes typing
17:05:03 <ABC> i am
17:05:06 <slinky_J> tweak?
17:05:10 <slinky_J> terk ew
17:05:12 <sharni> shhh
17:05:13 <slinky_J> that's for niggers.
17:05:16 <sharni> Lol
17:05:18 <nate> tweak my nipples slinky_J
17:05:23 <ABC> i tweak
17:05:24 <sharni> Lo
17:05:24 <slinky_J> it is not attractive
17:05:28 <ABC> im a tweaker
17:05:29 <sharni> No it's not
17:05:35 <ABC> in the right arm
17:05:39 <sharni> Lol
17:05:52 <nate> tweerk is good if ya booty is hawt
17:06:11 <pooflake> mens underpants
17:06:12 <ABC> ive had a slut twerk in front of me
17:06:13 <nate> like thestigs rock hard
17:06:19 <ABC> put me off
17:06:30 <ABC> i felt even more dirty
17:06:41 <ABC> had to have a showe
17:06:42 <nate> hmmm :D
17:06:42 <ABC> r
17:06:46 <nate> haha
17:06:48 <nate> wot da
17:07:05 <ABC> scrubbed myself good
17:07:09 <ABC> ewwwwwww
17:07:29 <nate> u afraid of meat curtains rubbing on u
17:07:43 <nate> bit of date on the leg
17:07:47 <nate> noooo!
17:09:36 <ABC> someone ban pooflake
17:09:39 <ABC> plz
17:12:17 <sharni> Lol
17:12:21 <sharni> Yuck
17:12:32 <sharni> `kick sharni
17:12:35 <sharni> Lol
17:12:38 <nate> http://www.happyclamblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Hot-Muscle-Shirt-Guy1.jpg
17:12:41 <nate> i found kunny
17:12:42 <sharni> Cbf identifying password
17:12:57 <ABC> tell me ur passwd
17:13:11 <sharni> Password
17:13:24 <nate> my pass word is abc lick sharnis toes
17:13:27 <sharni> Passworddddd
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17:13:37 <sharni> Nooo
17:14:46 <nate> its ok abc dont like physical contact
17:14:51 <nate> u are safe!
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17:17:41 <sharni> Ok now I can kick myself
17:17:46 <sharni> `kick sharni
17:17:51 <sharni> Ehhh fail
17:18:02 <sharni> `deop
17:18:07 <sharni> F this
17:19:02 <nate> pooflake will take care of you sharni
17:19:04 <nate> yesss!
17:19:11 <sharni> Lol
17:19:15 <sharni> Neh
17:19:45 <ABC> aye nate im paying for her!
17:19:58 <ABC> 3 million + 500/wk til i die!
17:19:58 <nate> wot da ;D
17:20:20 <ABC> i know right
17:20:25 <ABC> how cheap is that
17:20:30 <ABC> i got a bargain
17:20:32 <ABC> ;_~)
17:21:00 <nate> the lack of sex has turned abc mad
17:22:24 <steven_> looooooooool
17:23:14 <+thestig> loooooollllll
17:23:16 <sharni> Lmao
17:23:23 <sharni> ABC I changed my mind
17:23:25 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9ayvbl
17:23:43 <sharni> 5mill and $10000 a week
17:24:08 <+thestig> steven someone called the popo
17:24:15 <sharni> Can you not post my xmas tree Steven
17:24:15 <+thestig> they on your tree
17:24:21 <steven_> hahahaa
17:24:27 <+thestig> sharni wins!
17:24:39 <sharni> What do I win ?
17:24:46 <steven_> cock
17:24:51 <sharni> Yay?
17:24:54 <steven_> yepo!
17:24:58 <sharni> Lol
17:25:02 <sharni> Wanna share ?
17:25:15 <sharni> I'll donate it to you Steven
17:25:22 <sharni> I don't want my prize
17:25:32 <+thestig> u win a life time supply of elastic bands
17:25:39 <steven_> lol
17:25:39 <sharni> Yay even better
17:25:45 <+thestig> so it dont stretch the budget
17:25:51 <+thestig> ok bad pun
17:25:55 <sharni> Sounds good
17:26:06 <sharni> I'll sell them
17:26:11 <steven_> mmmmmmmm
17:26:20 <+thestig> good idea!
17:26:24 <sharni> $5 for a bag of 1000 elastic bands
17:26:26 <steven_> i needa do a poo
17:26:32 <sharni> lol
17:27:19 <+thestig> im doing one now
17:27:26 <sharni> Yuck
17:27:29 <+thestig> ratemypoo.com
17:27:47 <+thestig> sharni dont act like u never pooed
17:28:06 <sharni> I've never told anyone I'm doing one
17:28:12 <sharni> That's just disgusting lol
17:28:18 <sharni> Normal for a male not a female
17:28:36 <+thestig> oh i see
17:28:52 <sharni> Yes
17:28:56 <steven_> ?
17:29:05 <sharni> ?
17:29:08 <+thestig> ?
17:29:12 <sharni> !
17:29:21 <ABC> !
17:29:27 <+thestig> stevenn are u a cruncher or folder?
17:29:31 <sharni> Lol
17:29:38 <ABC> steven uses toilet paper?
17:29:43 <ABC> thought he uses his hand
17:29:45 <steven_> folder
17:29:52 <sharni> No he uses his fingers
17:29:52 <+thestig> folder!
17:29:54 <ABC> ur a folder
17:29:55 <ABC> haha
17:29:58 <+thestig> haha yuk
17:29:58 <ABC> FOLDER!
17:30:11 <sharni> Pick and flick
17:30:24 <+thestig> i have dora the explorer toilet paper
17:30:33 <sharni> Aww cute
17:30:56 <steven_> hahaaha
17:31:05 <+thestig> then she turns african
17:31:08 <steven_> are you a front wiped or back wiper?
17:31:12 <+thestig> back
17:31:18 <steven_> hahahaha
17:31:27 <sharni> You have to wipe from the back
17:31:27 <steven_> do you get shit all over the back of the toliet on the way up?
17:31:35 <sharni> Lol
17:31:37 <sharni> Yuck
17:31:39 <steven_> hahahaa
17:31:41 <+thestig> i give myself the reach around
17:31:43 <nate> im a back wiper, cause i dont want poo in my pussy
17:31:52 <steven_> hahhahaahaha
17:31:55 <+thestig> lollll
17:31:56 <sharni> Or an infection
17:31:57 <sharni> Lol
17:32:01 <sharni> Yuck
17:32:05 <steven_> do you guys have a penis holder on the front of your toliet?
17:32:14 <sharni> Lol
17:32:21 <+thestig> very windy today must be yeasterlies
17:32:29 <sharni> It is windy :/
17:32:33 <nate> haha i knew a guy who front wiped he didnt understand how to get his hand behind himself and into the hole of the toilet
17:32:41 <nate> i think he was just lazy ;D
17:32:43 <+thestig> haha
17:32:52 <+thestig> i have long arms
17:32:58 <+thestig> all good
17:33:27 <+thestig> so much rain here yesterday where is summer?
17:33:32 <nate> front wiping is all good if u have small testicals like abc
17:33:38 <+thestig> haha
17:34:02 <steven_> <steven> bro i dont remember you
17:34:02 <steven_> <steven> so you must be a gay cunt
17:34:02 <steven_> <MatureBananas284> i dont use the account i gave you anymore though
17:34:02 <steven_> <MatureBananas284> fuck off silly slut
17:34:04 <nate> raaaain!
17:34:15 <nate> lol nice nick
17:34:19 <nate> mature banana
17:34:50 <+thestig> i remeber this asian kid standing on toilet to have shit
17:34:59 <+thestig> wish he locked the door
17:35:17 <+thestig> but after going to hongkong i understand why
17:36:35 <nate> https://fatkcdotco.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/big-mommas-house.jpg
17:37:04 <nate> i like the people who break up toilet paper and place it around the bowl
17:37:14 <nate> then ya like whats all this dunny paper everywhere
17:37:18 <nate> l:L
17:37:23 <+thestig> ive done that before lol
17:37:35 <ABC> i use a nappy
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17:38:30 <ABC> like those sluts
17:38:43 <ABC> at the botanica
17:38:52 <steven_> hahaha
17:38:53 <nate> http://www0.f1online.de/preW/003835000/3835972.jpg
17:39:02 <nate> stevens banananaaah
17:39:05 <ABC> who empties a bin thats been in the toilets
17:39:09 <ABC> then puts it on there head
17:39:12 <ABC> drunk sluts
17:39:14 <steven_> drunk sluts
17:39:17 <ABC> yes
17:39:24 <steven_> going for a poo
17:39:25 <nate> abc is calling himself a drunk slut
17:39:39 <nate> 4 reelz
17:40:02 <ABC> http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/perth-girls-gone-wild-banned-from-botanica-bar-20151124-gl6jyo.html
17:40:06 <ABC> there u go nate
17:40:10 <ABC> a couple for you
17:41:45 <ABC> "Richmond's Dustin Martin has apologised for threatening to stab a woman with a chopstick at a Chapel St restaurant in Melbourne"
17:41:48 <ABC> LOL
17:41:51 <sharni> Hellooo
17:41:54 <sharni> It's me
17:42:05 <ABC> yesss something u would do ! so u
17:44:33 <ABC> first world dramas
17:45:32 <steven_> 67kg
17:45:33 <ABC> my pay in yet
17:45:36 <ABC> im hungry
17:45:59 <ABC> bahh
17:46:01 <steven_> HAHAHA
17:46:06 <sharni> Lol
17:46:07 <steven_> you're one of them cunts
17:46:19 <steven_> 'i have to wait to get paid, because im a dumb cunt with no money'
17:46:22 <steven_> lolololol
17:46:22 <ABC> one of what cunts
17:46:27 <ABC> so
17:46:32 <sharni> I'm one of those cunts
17:46:33 <sharni> Lol
17:46:35 <steven_> so wouldnt you learn after a few weeks
17:46:46 <sharni> Spends all my money on my kids and than I don't eat.. Story of my life
17:46:59 <steven_> yeh but leastt you spend it on you're kids
17:47:01 <ABC> spends all my money on crack... then i dont eat
17:47:03 <steven_> he spends his on drugs
17:47:04 <ABC> story of my life
17:47:06 <steven_> no money for food
17:47:10 <steven_> story of his life
17:47:11 <sharni> Lol
17:47:17 <steven_> and why his mum hates him
17:47:19 <sharni> True
17:47:39 <ABC> so
17:47:52 <sharni> Lol
17:48:19 <ABC> LoL
17:48:33 <steven_> ;)
17:49:05 <ABC> this cunts
17:49:08 <ABC> what
17:49:31 <ABC> Cool 5:30 it is
17:49:32 <ABC> See you then
17:49:32 <ABC> Hope you have fit pack
17:49:33 <steven_> my eyes are blueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
17:49:37 <ABC> haaha
17:49:41 <ABC> stupd cunt
17:49:56 <steven_> ur mate
17:50:09 <ABC> some idiot
17:50:16 <ABC> trying to palm his drugs off to me
17:52:43 <ABC> cunt better not be there
17:52:46 <ABC> whe i get homew
17:52:49 <ABC> i'll go skitz
17:53:28 <ABC> last thing i want on a monday getn home from a hard days work
17:55:56 Quit: Vicky ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
17:56:07 <sharni> My eyes are blueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
17:56:43 <steven_> hmm
17:56:44 <steven_> wanna see mine
17:57:46 <sharni> Lol
17:58:14 <ABC> there goes Vicky
17:58:14 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/9b94fk
17:58:20 <ABC> Bye Vicky
17:58:22 <steven_> my blue eyes, not my brown eye
17:58:29 <ABC> Cya Again Soon Vicky
17:58:39 <steven_> who is vicky?
17:58:49 <ABC> Some Slut
17:58:54 <steven_> yeh ey
17:59:15 <ABC> Yes
17:59:34 <ABC> lets see if I can join nerdhacks network
17:59:39 <ABC> without being z-lined
17:59:45 <ABC> for nothing
17:59:47 <steven_> lolol
17:59:50 <steven_> you flooded yesterday
17:59:56 <steven_> so u can stay banned
18:00:00 <ABC> did I
18:00:10 <ABC> he's not banning me
18:00:11 <ABC> coz of that
18:00:18 <steven_> yeh i know
18:00:26 <sharni> Yea they are blue haha
18:00:51 <steven_> yeh i know he isnt
18:00:54 <steven_> but you did flood
18:00:57 <steven_> so im not helping you son
18:00:58 <ABC> why does he?
18:01:05 <ABC> why u rekon?
18:01:10 <steven_> you know why
18:01:22 <steven_> cuz you almost fucked jen
18:01:27 <ABC> hahaa
18:01:28 <steven_> untill your dick wouldnt work
18:01:38 <steven_> limp dick davo's
18:01:38 <sharni> Lol
18:01:42 <ABC> realluy
18:01:45 <ABC> looool
18:01:47 <steven_> prolly
18:01:47 <ABC> sweet
18:01:47 <sharni> My dick works
18:01:49 <steven_> dunno dont care
18:01:54 <slinky_J> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12341467_939642109418246_6681393265851734223_n.jpg?oh=02162efd8b31f09171f6f54558b5f279&oe=56DA2BD0
18:01:55 <ABC> me neither!
18:01:56 <slinky_J> PMSL!!!
18:01:59 <slinky_J> bbs dinner
18:02:03 <steven_> she saying u didnt fuck her
18:02:04 <slinky_J> gonna buy pressure cooker
18:02:07 <steven_> you're saying you did fuck her
18:02:08 <sharni> Lol
18:02:12 <slinky_J> sharni i found some good ones at The Good Guys
18:02:14 <steven_> maybe ur cock felt like it was soft
18:02:16 <ABC> i didnt
18:02:17 <steven_> haha
18:02:17 <sharni> Aw yea
18:02:18 <slinky_J> might get breville one
18:02:19 <steven_> when it was hard
18:02:20 <sharni> How much
18:02:23 <slinky_J> is like 348
18:02:27 <sharni> Fuck that
18:02:30 <slinky_J> but 50 cash back
18:02:33 <slinky_J> so 298
18:02:33 <sharni> Ohh
18:02:37 <sharni> Aw yeah
18:02:40 <sharni> Still to much
18:02:40 <steven_> fat cock
18:02:41 <sharni> Lol
18:02:48 <slinky_J> there's a Phillips one for 198
18:02:50 <slinky_J> looks mad
18:02:57 <sharni> Aw yeah
18:03:03 <slinky_J> ;)
18:03:06 <ABC> i got a big dick.. so wasnt me
18:03:07 <ABC> :D
18:03:28 <sharni> Whos xmas t
18:03:33 <sharni> Tree is that
18:03:33 <steven_> mine
18:03:41 <sharni> Who's on the top
18:03:44 <steven_> officeworks mum
18:03:45 <steven_> haha
18:04:03 <sharni> Lol your a bully
18:04:19 <nate> she dont even sound female;p
18:04:49 <sharni> Lol
18:04:49 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRlNRwymvgg
18:04:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: IMG 0529 (Sep 12, 2012) Length: 0:44 - Category: People & Blogs - 90 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
18:05:59 <steven_> david
18:06:10 <ABC> wot
18:06:22 <steven_> you got this big dick right
18:06:29 <steven_> why cant you get a girlfriend?
18:06:48 <ABC> who says i want one?
18:06:58 <steven_> kourtney says you want one
18:07:09 <ABC> yeah ok
18:07:31 <steven_> i watched her get gangbanged on my mates phone
18:07:41 <ABC> great
18:07:47 <steven_> that around the time u were seeing her
18:07:49 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooooool
18:07:58 <ABC> who cares
18:11:12 <steven_> no one
18:11:16 <steven_> just saying
18:11:28 <ABC> yep
18:14:07 <sharni> Lol
18:14:24 <steven_> sluttssss
18:15:10 <sharni> Slarts
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18:23:41 Mode: (by thestig) +o amelia
18:24:43 <ABC> hey amelia
18:24:45 <ABC> sup
18:25:24 <amelia> sapnin loopy
18:25:55 <ABC> workiiin hardddddd
18:25:56 <ABC> u
18:26:29 <amelia> i finished for the day
18:26:31 <amelia> suckahhh
18:26:54 <ABC> what do u do
18:27:05 <amelia> real estate
18:27:14 <ABC> ooo nice
18:27:17 <ABC> find me a rental
18:27:19 <ABC> ;)
18:27:33 <amelia> i do sales
18:27:35 <steven_> he wants an upgrade
18:27:43 <ABC> dang it
18:27:45 <steven_> he currently lives in a caravan park
18:27:51 <ABC> no i dont
18:27:52 <steven_> trailor trash
18:27:53 <ABC> get it right
18:27:57 <amelia> shteven will let you live wif him
18:28:01 <ABC> i got kicked out of the trailer park
18:28:18 <steven_> oh
18:28:19 <ABC> nah
18:28:27 <ABC> i cant live with drug users amelia
18:28:29 <steven_> he got kicked out
18:28:36 <steven_> he must be a good tenant
18:29:01 <ABC> i am fine now
18:29:04 <ABC> thanks steven
18:29:16 <ABC> oh well when the time comes
18:29:22 <ABC> wont be looking til next year
18:29:28 <ABC> i think
18:29:31 <ABC> :"P
18:29:33 <amelia> to move rentals?
18:29:47 <ABC> yeah
18:29:51 <ABC> need own place
18:29:56 <ABC> i got bad credit
18:29:59 <ABC> due to
18:30:02 <ABC> my divorce
18:30:07 <ABC> foreclosing
18:30:10 <ABC> on a house
18:30:11 <amelia> how old are you
18:30:17 <ABC> im 31
18:30:23 <ABC> 32 in 11 days
18:30:30 <amelia> you got married young
18:30:35 <ABC> yeah
18:30:41 <ABC> i got married at 27
18:30:52 <amelia> oh that's not young
18:30:55 <amelia> average
18:30:57 <ABC> i think
18:30:58 <amelia> jus didnt last long
18:31:02 <ABC> yeah
18:31:10 <ABC> only lasted 3 to 4 yrs
18:31:18 <ABC> i might of been younger
18:31:19 <ABC> lol
18:31:25 <ABC> i got married in 2011
18:31:27 <ABC> i think
18:31:31 <ABC> i cant remember
18:31:33 <ABC> so long ago
18:31:44 <ABC> i try and forget that shit
18:31:47 <amelia> were you together long before married
18:31:59 <ABC> only girl i was with
18:32:02 <ABC> from 17 to 27
18:32:34 <amelia> freakin
18:32:37 <amelia> long ass time
18:32:46 <ABC> yea
18:32:52 <ABC> then went all to shit
18:32:58 <ABC> was shit anyway
18:33:08 <ABC> left me with bad credit for 7 years
18:33:11 <ABC> big ass debt
18:33:13 <ABC> no money
18:33:18 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooool
18:33:21 <ABC> drug addiction
18:33:24 <ABC> depression
18:33:27 <steven_> you had that already
18:33:27 <ABC> what else
18:33:34 <steven_> thats why she left you
18:33:39 <ABC> no
18:33:41 <ABC> i left her
18:33:44 <ABC> she was a mutt
18:33:44 <steven_> lolololllllllll
18:33:48 <steven_> sure cunt
18:33:56 <amelia> i bet my ex says he left me too
18:34:01 <amelia> guys always talk shit
18:34:04 <steven_> my ex left me
18:34:12 <steven_> best thing that ever happened
18:34:15 <ABC> :D
18:34:16 <+thestig> steven left me
18:34:17 <steven_> i _TRIED_ to leave her
18:34:17 <ABC> same
18:34:21 <steven_> she wouldnt go
18:34:27 <steven_> first time she wanted to go
18:34:28 <amelia> i left my ex but he talked a lot of shit after
18:34:28 <ABC> best thing that ever happened to me too!
18:34:37 <steven_> i said catchya
18:34:40 <amelia> his new girl would say shit
18:34:42 <ABC> now i smile
18:34:46 <ABC> everyday
18:34:49 <ABC> when i was with her
18:34:52 <ABC> i didnt use to smile
18:35:08 <amelia> its like ohhhh did he tell you how he cried every day for 3 months tryna get back? nah didn't think so cword
18:35:10 <amelia> yah werd
18:35:25 <ABC> loool
18:35:38 <steven_> haaha
18:36:19 <ABC> this cunts fucked
18:36:24 <ABC> "May be start pumping up your arm from now to ready your veins.See you at 5:30.
18:36:24 <ABC> "
18:36:28 <sharni> My kids dad left me with debt to the cunt
18:37:09 <ABC> yeah its fucked sharni
18:37:13 <amelia> is you single mama of 2
18:37:16 <sharni> Yep
18:37:17 <sharni> Yes
18:37:19 <amelia> or new partner?
18:37:38 <sharni> I was with someone recently but I broke it off with him cause his a dick
18:37:50 <ABC> thats right
18:37:53 <ABC> all dicks
18:37:54 <amelia> ahahaha
18:37:58 <amelia> not all
18:38:02 <amelia> plenty of gud ones
18:38:04 <steven_> ahahaha
18:38:05 <ABC> yes
18:38:07 <ABC> like me
18:38:10 <+thestig> hahaha
18:38:10 <amelia> ahahaha
18:38:13 <sharni> Haha
18:38:16 <ABC> and thestig
18:38:19 <amelia> i dunno loopy you come with a lot of baggage
18:38:27 <sharni> Not been in two relationships and they were both dicks
18:38:27 <amelia> which equates to drama
18:38:30 <steven_> jen is part of the baggage
18:38:34 <+thestig> nah im a bad boy
18:38:35 <amelia> exactly
18:38:35 <sharni> Lol
18:38:42 <amelia> and your standards are no gud
18:38:46 <sharni> Only been *
18:38:58 <ABC> i have very high standards
18:39:02 <steven_> hahahahaah
18:39:02 <sharni> lol
18:39:05 <amelia> i dun think alfee is bad boy
18:39:08 <ABC> jen is fine
18:39:12 <amelia> ...
18:39:12 <ABC> shes alrlight
18:39:19 <sharni> Lol
18:39:21 <steven_> hahhahahahhahaha
18:39:23 <amelia> i disagree
18:39:24 <amelia> but
18:39:24 <ABC> if you get past all the shit
18:39:26 <+thestig> vomittttttt
18:39:27 <amelia> each to their own
18:39:28 <ABC> people say
18:39:31 <steven_> haahahahhaahahahahahahaahahaha
18:39:38 <amelia> she is mos def not high standards
18:39:44 <steven_> i wish my girlfriend had mental problems
18:39:45 <amelia> she is the easy route
18:39:48 <sharni> Lol
18:39:55 <sharni> Why would you want that Steven
18:39:57 <ABC> well i did lower my standards
18:40:03 <amelia> sarcasm sharni haha
18:40:06 <ABC> but u know
18:40:10 <sharni> Lol
18:40:13 <sharni> True
18:40:29 <steven_> hahah
18:40:40 <ABC> ur girlfriend does have mental problems
18:40:42 <amelia> speaking of which
18:40:48 <amelia> she is gettin rolled shteven
18:41:40 <steven_> well she has a full day wednesday ;P
18:41:47 <amelia> she is doin well
18:41:48 <amelia> but
18:41:58 <amelia> i will spriny further ahead soon
18:42:01 <amelia> sprint
18:42:07 <steven_> she is going for a walk soon
18:42:09 <sharni> Lol
18:42:23 <steven_> all she has to do is give it to me for the last day
18:42:24 <sharni> I miss Emma haven't talked to her in ages
18:42:27 <steven_> and she will win easy
18:42:32 <amelia> ahahaahahahahahhaha
18:42:37 <amelia> do it then
18:42:46 <ABC> yes me and emma get along like a house on fire
18:42:46 <steven_> man ill let you finish your thing
18:42:46 <amelia> i beat you both on ma own
18:42:53 <steven_> ahhahaahahahaaha
18:42:57 <steven_> u dont understand
18:42:59 <steven_> i am a machine
18:43:04 <amelia> m8
18:43:06 <steven_> i can run all day
18:43:09 <steven_> but i lose weight
18:43:10 <steven_> so i dont
18:43:13 <amelia> i had like 11k steps by 8.30 this morning
18:43:22 <sharni> Lol
18:43:31 <ABC> mate i can run all day
18:43:32 <ABC> and night
18:43:39 <steven_> i would get that while i was asleep
18:43:43 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
18:43:54 <steven_> ill put it on my dog for the night
18:43:55 <steven_> hahaah
18:43:59 <amelia> watche fly over 20k soon
18:44:05 <amelia> ahahahaahha CHEAT
18:44:13 <amelia> awww em jus passed 10k
18:44:36 <steven_> na no cheating!
18:44:40 <steven_> only cheating yourself!
18:45:11 <amelia> damn straight
18:45:38 <steven_> after u 2 finish
18:45:42 <steven_> we will have a 1 day thing
18:45:46 <steven_> so i can chop you right up
18:45:52 <amelia> ahahahahahahaah
18:46:03 <amelia> bring it on
18:46:10 <steven_> fuck it
18:46:13 <steven_> ill come to your house
18:46:15 <steven_> lets go
18:46:17 <steven_> put your shoes on
18:46:21 <steven_> no cheating now dog
18:46:25 <amelia> ahahaahahahaha
18:46:29 <steven_> hahahaha
18:46:32 <amelia> come on over
18:46:34 <steven_> you will go to the shops
18:46:39 <steven_> go on the elevators
18:46:49 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
18:46:52 <steven_> 'wow 700 flights of stairs'
18:46:53 <sharni> Lol
18:47:07 <amelia> i walk EVERYWHERE now
18:47:26 <amelia> ohhh you need to go post office? here give to me I'll do that
18:47:34 <steven_> haha
18:47:36 <amelia> ohh you need to pee? I'll go pee for you
18:48:13 <steven_> haah
18:48:30 <steven_> oh you're going to suck you're boyfriend off? i got it!
18:48:38 <sharni> Lol Steven
18:48:55 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
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18:53:49 <ABC> what
18:53:53 <ABC> what do u want
18:54:10 <ABC> little girl
18:54:42 <steven_> SHUDDAP YA FACE
18:55:43 <ABC> 1hr to go!!!
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18:56:45 <ABC> 59mins to go
18:56:46 <ABC> !
18:56:55 <pooflake> stfu
18:57:04 <pooflake> thestig
18:57:08 <pooflake> ban him
18:58:27 <ABC> why
18:58:33 <ABC> whats the matter
18:58:33 <sharni> Lmao
19:01:28 <BlackDevil> joel has to use a vacuum to get the seman out of him bum
19:02:10 <ABC> thanks BlackDevil
19:02:25 <ABC> good to see you're on my side
19:02:27 <sharni> Haha
19:02:31 <ABC> the kid has issues
19:03:02 <ABC> i feel sorry for his mother
19:03:11 <pooflake> stig
19:03:20 <pooflake> ban this fucking loser
19:03:29 <pooflake> annoiying fucking loser
19:03:33 <ABC> loooooool
19:04:06 <ABC> he's holding out to pay day
19:04:11 <ABC> so he can get on the crack
19:04:16 <ABC> less than 24hrs bro~
19:04:20 <ABC> you'll be right
19:04:36 <ABC> try not to think about it
19:04:38 <ABC> mateeeeeee
19:07:24 <sharni> Maaatttttteee
19:19:17 <ABC> yes
19:19:19 <ABC> :P~
19:19:25 <sharni> Yas
19:21:58 <ABC> 30mins to go!!
19:22:28 <pooflake> stfu
19:22:30 <pooflake> annoiying fucking loser
19:22:32 <pooflake> ban this fucking loser
19:22:34 <pooflake> stig
19:22:39 <pooflake> ban him
19:24:03 <ABC> im here for you bro
19:24:09 <ABC> fist pump
19:24:15 <ABC> come on man
19:24:17 <ABC> fist it
19:24:22 <ABC> bro
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19:27:42 <ABC> nate
19:27:48 <ABC> pooflake is upset
19:27:57 <ABC> can u give him hugs
19:30:23 <ABC> 25mins to go!
19:31:25 <sharni> Lol
19:31:43 <ABC> hug him sharni
19:31:52 <sharni> Meh
19:32:16 <ABC> this is the first time i ever seen him like this
19:32:19 <ABC> it must be bad
19:33:59 <nate> kuny likes hot milfs
19:34:16 <nate> i think
19:38:52 <ABC> 15mins to go!
19:38:55 <ABC> yeahhhhhboi
19:39:00 <ABC> eat a dick
19:39:03 <ABC> kuniva
19:39:17 <ABC> u r nothing
19:39:23 <sharni> steven_
19:39:34 <sharni> Who's banning people on nerdhacks
19:39:51 <steven_> hahahaaa
19:39:54 <steven_> ur unbanned
19:40:36 <ABC> y would they ban you?!
19:40:40 <ABC> the mind boggles
19:40:52 <ABC> bet you it was byteturtle
19:41:06 <sharni> Cause they are jelly
19:41:34 <steven_> lol
19:41:47 <sharni> No
19:42:32 <nate> sharni hard graft
19:42:46 <sharni> What
19:43:11 <ABC> ur lucky i dont hunt u down like i did with thestig kuniva
19:43:11 <nate> bit 2 aggressive picking up the sexy people on nerdhacks server ;D
19:43:12 <ABC> !
19:44:47 <nate> b. To join (a plant or plants) by such union.
19:44:54 <nate> hard graft ;L
19:45:01 <nate> go hard
19:45:04 <nate> GO
19:45:05 <nate> graft
19:45:09 <nate> yumbo?
19:45:51 <ABC> i remember yumbos
19:45:56 <ABC> ham n cheese
19:45:59 <ABC> yumbos!
19:46:17 <ABC> they were dabomb diggity boom!
19:48:03 <ABC> they still got it in america
19:48:04 <ABC> http://mms.businesswire.com/media/20141202005190/en/443514/5/BK_Yumbo.jpg
19:50:14 <ABC> fuck this im going home
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19:52:05 <sharni> Lol bye
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19:52:46 <AndroUser> Faggots
19:52:59 <AndroUser> Losers
19:53:04 <AndroUser> Lick my asshole clean
19:53:47 <steven_> rimmy rim rim
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19:56:52 <slinky_J> I think they pear well
19:56:58 <slinky_J> AH HA HA HAHAHAHA PEAR HAHAHAHAHAHA PEAR!
19:57:12 <slinky_J> i gotta sixer
19:57:20 <slinky_J> had 3 beers at cafe primo
19:57:24 <slinky_J> winning
19:59:17 <slinky_J> OI AMELIA
19:59:20 <slinky_J> u turd
19:59:21 <slinky_J> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12341467_939642109418246_6681393265851734223_n.jpg?oh=02162efd8b31f09171f6f54558b5f279&oe=56DA2BD0
19:59:27 <slinky_J> aahehehehe sah cute lOLZzz
20:00:09 <nate> slinky_J is that amelia
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20:02:10 <nate> u;d mash her potatah
20:02:32 <nate> pooflake do u like under age or middle age ladies
20:02:50 <nate> ;l
20:03:18 <nate> both at once:)
20:04:39 <sharni> Lol
20:04:48 <sharni> He like the older ladies
20:04:53 <sharni> Likes*
20:13:58 <slinky_J> ahahaha
20:14:04 <slinky_J> the potato or the seal
20:14:07 <slinky_J> coz both r so cute
20:14:14 <slinky_J> i like older chicx
20:14:16 <slinky_J> tbh
20:14:42 <slinky_J> smart, experienced, ethic
20:14:57 <slinky_J> tho i have a thing for english chicks
20:15:15 <slinky_J> not to contradict my love for french women but i fucking love to fuck english chicks.
20:15:27 <slinky_J> nate is sexy english/french gurl i love himer
20:15:52 <sharni> Make your mind up
20:17:21 <slinky_J> wot!
20:17:23 <slinky_J> :P
20:17:27 <slinky_J> im indecisive
20:17:33 <sharni> What ever
20:17:34 <nate> im french kissing in the usa
20:17:46 <slinky_J> i havent had a gf proper one since 2012
20:17:50 <sharni> Lol
20:17:59 <slinky_J> i just got my casual
20:18:04 <slinky_J> and any chicks i end up rooting
20:18:06 <nate> casual pillow;l
20:18:09 <slinky_J> like this bangin one earlier this year
20:18:14 <nate> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!
20:18:14 <slinky_J> that i found out does meth
20:18:15 <slinky_J> :/
20:18:18 <slinky_J> we had two good roots
20:18:24 <slinky_J> she shoulda shut her mouth
20:18:29 <slinky_J> we coulda had moar
20:18:34 <slinky_J> DONT TELL ME BOUT UR DRUGS MANG
20:18:36 <slinky_J> ;)
20:18:39 <sharni> She just wanted some cash to support her habit
20:18:58 <slinky_J> from me?
20:19:02 <slinky_J> nah she not a druggie
20:19:08 <nate> slinky_J likes da drugs but then changes his mind the next day;l
20:19:10 <slinky_J> casual smoker
20:19:15 <slinky_J> lol
20:19:21 <nate> guilty!
20:19:24 <slinky_J> i dontbuy weed but if im offered a spliff ill prob have it
20:19:27 <sharni> Still
20:19:29 <sharni> Yuck
20:19:38 <slinky_J> other dayw as offered drinkin honey liqour with mate
20:19:43 <slinky_J> n i decided to just have a shot
20:19:46 <slinky_J> that was it
20:19:58 <slinky_J> ive done all those other drugs neway
20:20:01 <nate> as tisk would say its those naughty "friends" who offer him weed ;D
20:20:09 <slinky_J> 33 man i tried shit back when i was young
20:20:19 <slinky_J> banged 3 caps of harry one night
20:20:26 <slinky_J> never touched it again
20:20:28 <nate> harry was he hot?
20:20:30 <slinky_J> lol
20:20:34 <slinky_J> wasnt a hotshot so nah
20:20:37 <slinky_J> aha
20:20:46 <slinky_J> just heroin didnt do it for me
20:20:51 <slinky_J> used to bang speed with my mate josh
20:20:53 <slinky_J> n snort it
20:20:56 <slinky_J> n snowcone it
20:21:00 <slinky_J> never got addicted
20:21:03 <slinky_J> so stopped
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20:21:16 <slinky_J> prob only bought like 3-4 j bags my life
20:22:44 <sharni> Lol
20:22:56 <sharni> I will never touch them kind of drugs
20:23:13 <sharni> I smoke weed rarely but not anything else
20:23:53 <Buttluver> pooflake does ice
20:24:04 <sharni> Yuck
20:24:05 <nate> Buttluver does pooflake!
20:24:09 <nate> OHHHHHHHHH
20:24:33 <Buttluver> nate does roids
20:25:52 <sharni> Yuck
20:26:14 <slinky_J> hm i put scream 4 in
20:26:16 <slinky_J> now i dunno
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20:26:32 <slinky_J> well i think you cant condemn it till you try it
20:26:37 <slinky_J> so not talkin bout u
20:26:56 <slinky_J> but those people that put weed down, those people that have never snorted a line of cocaine
20:27:01 <slinky_J> tho i wouldnt do coke right now
20:27:24 <slinky_J> 70 percent of USA cocaine has been cut with this shit so it is undetected but the problem is it gives people skin rot
20:27:26 <slinky_J> ahah
20:27:29 <slinky_J> i like cocaine
20:27:31 <sharni> Nah I'm not into those kind of drugs
20:27:34 <slinky_J> prob my fav
20:27:39 <slinky_J> i just dont DO cocaine
20:27:41 <sharni> Maybe I would try cocaine but nothing else
20:27:44 <slinky_J> yer
20:27:52 <slinky_J> a line of coke and it wears off in 40 mins
20:28:01 <sharni> I know cocaine is harmless like week but the shit like that has a heap of chemicals in it I won't touch
20:28:08 <sharni> Weed*
20:28:09 <steven_> nate do you do roids?
20:28:11 <slinky_J> and a thin line, short one bah only get u high like 20 mins
20:28:20 <slinky_J> cocaine isnt harmless
20:28:22 <slinky_J> its very lethal
20:28:24 <steven_> i want half
20:28:30 <sharni> It's not as bad as the other drugs
20:28:34 <slinky_J> oh yeah nah
20:28:38 <slinky_J> its just snorting is bad
20:28:38 <sharni> Coke is just a party drug
20:28:43 <sharni> Yea nose bleeds
20:28:43 <slinky_J> yer
20:28:46 <steven_> hahahaahaha
20:28:52 <steven_> pop a pill up the date
20:28:56 <steven_> up ya clacker
20:28:59 <sharni> But I don't party enough to do that shit
20:29:01 <slinky_J> mmm i used love eccies
20:29:04 <slinky_J> had 7 one nite
20:29:05 <sharni> Lol
20:29:09 <slinky_J> had the 8th
20:29:10 <steven_> up ur bummmole?
20:29:14 <sharni> lol
20:29:14 <slinky_J> with cunts here
20:29:18 <slinky_J> all bummin out coming down
20:29:24 <sharni> Steven likes it up the butt
20:29:27 <slinky_J> man i was high as fuck watching Syriana with george clooney
20:29:31 <slinky_J> never had a come down
20:29:35 <slinky_J> didnt spew on harry
20:29:39 <sharni> Lol
20:29:40 <slinky_J> speed chilled me out
20:29:44 <slinky_J> weed gets me high as fuck
20:29:46 <slinky_J> like hyper
20:29:47 <slinky_J> lol
20:29:52 <slinky_J> i am flipside man
20:29:54 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
20:29:59 <sharni> Lol
20:30:01 <sharni> Same
20:30:03 <slinky_J> but coke does what coke should ;)
20:30:04 <slinky_J> lol yer
20:30:08 <sharni> One joint and I'm fucked up
20:30:11 <slinky_J> like beer gives me munchies
20:30:14 <sharni> Lol
20:30:15 <slinky_J> yeah man same
20:30:20 <slinky_J> less than an entire joint im fucked
20:30:25 <sharni> Same
20:30:26 <slinky_J> and so chatty
20:30:31 <sharni> Yeah
20:30:31 <slinky_J> n erratic
20:30:33 <slinky_J> irratic/
20:30:34 <slinky_J> bah
20:30:37 <slinky_J> ahahaha
20:30:47 <sharni> The more I sit still when I'm high the more sick I feel
20:30:57 <slinky_J> lol
20:30:58 <slinky_J> oh
20:30:59 <slinky_J> shrooms
20:31:01 <sharni> Haha
20:31:01 <slinky_J> gotta say
20:31:03 <sharni> Lol
20:31:05 <slinky_J> those were so god
20:31:07 <slinky_J> good
20:31:10 <slinky_J> firs time
20:31:12 <sharni> Ehh
20:31:15 <slinky_J> watching True Grit
20:31:17 <slinky_J> i couldnt move
20:31:21 <nate> sharni give slinky_J a finger;l
20:31:22 <sharni> Lol
20:31:22 <slinky_J> felt like i was in the movie
20:31:27 <slinky_J> eating mushroom chips
20:31:29 <sharni> What ?
20:31:42 <slinky_J> usually watching a movie i get antsy
20:31:47 <slinky_J> cant sit still haha
20:31:51 <slinky_J> bbs cig
20:31:52 <nate> slinky_J would u like a finger!
20:31:52 <sharni> Haha
20:31:55 <slinky_J> got scre4m on :P
20:32:01 <slinky_J> finger u soon!
20:32:04 <slinky_J> in da ear
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20:33:16 <sharni> Lol
20:35:44 <steven_> scream is shit
20:35:48 <steven_> the first one was the best
20:35:53 <steven_> back in da day
20:36:22 <nate> when jennifer was on her knees
20:36:22 <steven_> u watch it now its shit, but back in da day
20:36:31 <nate> lovin it
20:36:40 <steven_> she only has eyes for sfx
20:36:52 <nate> i mean the good jenni fur
20:36:59 <nate> miss love hewitt
20:37:18 <steven_> jennifur love hugetits
20:37:19 <sharni> Lol
20:37:34 <sharni> *faketits
20:37:38 <steven_> na
20:37:40 <steven_> ?
20:37:42 <steven_> are they
20:37:47 <sharni> Idk
20:37:51 <steven_> i dont think they are
20:37:54 <steven_> tbh i sucked them
20:37:57 <steven_> they felt real to me
20:38:04 <sharni> I just assume all celebs have fake tits
20:38:08 <sharni> Lol typical male
20:39:28 <sharni> Boobs are good to put snakes in them
20:39:32 <sharni> Keeps them warm
20:39:41 <steven_> ahha
20:39:43 <steven_> u done it?
20:40:24 <sharni> Yes
20:40:35 <slinky_J> o yeeaaaaa
20:40:38 <sharni> I'm talking about pet snakes
20:40:39 <slinky_J> the only slashers i like
20:40:41 <sharni> Like reptiles
20:40:46 <slinky_J> cept for halloween reboots
20:40:54 <slinky_J> and the town that dreaded sundown
20:40:56 <slinky_J> oh sharni
20:40:56 <sharni> Wahhhhh
20:40:59 <sharni> Yes
20:41:00 <slinky_J> pet store i go to
20:41:05 <sharni> Yea
20:41:08 <slinky_J> finally open two mins walk from me
20:41:13 <sharni> Oh yeah
20:41:16 <slinky_J> so now it aint a 20 min walk there n back
20:41:16 <slinky_J> :P
20:41:20 <slinky_J> coz i gots a rat
20:41:22 <sharni> Lol
20:41:23 <slinky_J> Princess Amelie
20:41:24 <slinky_J> :P
20:41:29 <sharni> You have a pet rat
20:41:33 <slinky_J> uhuh
20:41:36 <slinky_J> 4th one
20:41:37 <sharni> Can I feed it to my snake
20:41:42 <slinky_J> havent had one for fifteen yrs
20:41:43 <sharni> My snake will love it
20:41:44 <slinky_J> nuh
20:41:48 <sharni> Yea
20:41:48 <slinky_J> u need frozen rat for snake
20:41:55 <slinky_J> i get snake one day or spider
20:41:58 <sharni> I can use live ones
20:41:59 <slinky_J> prob spider
20:42:07 <sharni> Snakes are better
20:42:08 <slinky_J> what kinda snake
20:42:15 <slinky_J> diff animal species honey
20:42:17 <slinky_J> cannot compare
20:42:26 <slinky_J> a rat is like a cat and dog in one :P
20:42:27 <sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/e1h32H1S/IMG_1660.JPG
20:42:29 <sharni> Children's
20:42:35 <slinky_J> oh ye
20:42:38 <sharni> Ya
20:42:40 <slinky_J> they can get bitey
20:42:44 <slinky_J> yours ever bite?
20:42:46 <sharni> Nah
20:42:52 <slinky_J> funny how ppl think they r for children
20:42:53 <slinky_J> LOL
20:42:54 <sharni> I've been bitten by a snake
20:43:00 <sharni> That's what they are called
20:43:01 <slinky_J> guys surname was children!
20:43:05 <slinky_J> :P
20:43:13 <slinky_J> yeah one bit me
20:43:16 <sharni> She's sitting in my cleavage atm
20:43:20 <sharni> She's harmless
20:43:20 <slinky_J> WOT
20:43:21 <slinky_J> PIC
20:43:22 <slinky_J> PIC
20:43:24 <slinky_J> snake
20:43:24 <sharni> Nope
20:43:24 <slinky_J> pic
20:43:28 <slinky_J> not of cleavage
20:43:30 <slinky_J> dont care
20:43:32 <slinky_J> snake pic
20:43:38 <sharni> I took one
20:43:38 <slinky_J> she little or big
20:43:40 <steven_> ahahahah
20:43:42 <slinky_J> cool show
20:43:45 <steven_> feed ur rat to her snake
20:43:48 <slinky_J> oh
20:43:50 <slinky_J> up there
20:43:53 <slinky_J> no
20:43:53 <sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/ET0JqYYM/IMG_1672.JPG
20:44:01 <slinky_J> pwincesh amweie is speshil
20:44:04 <slinky_J> and disabled
20:44:07 <slinky_J> so shuddup
20:44:09 <slinky_J> :(
20:44:17 <steven_> feed ur rat to her snake
20:44:24 <slinky_J> feed my dick to her snake LOLS
20:44:25 <slinky_J> :p
20:44:41 <slinky_J> ur snake is cute one pupil is so much bigger there lol
20:44:53 <slinky_J> i love how the raptors in jurassic world had snake eyes again woo
20:44:59 <sharni> Yeah I want it
20:45:09 <sharni> Lol it's the flash haha
20:45:10 <slinky_J> want a raptor
20:45:14 <slinky_J> yeah i wondered
20:45:15 <slinky_J> :P
20:45:26 <slinky_J> PA dont like pics
20:45:29 <slinky_J> she always moves
20:45:41 <slinky_J> so i hadda bunch coz stig said to pic her
20:45:43 <slinky_J> n all shit
20:45:46 <slinky_J> coz she kept moving lol
20:45:53 <sharni> Oh yea
20:45:53 <slinky_J> needa get a mobile
20:46:00 <sharni> Haha
20:46:03 <slinky_J> film her ass being nortie
20:46:08 <sharni> I had a 9 ft snake around
20:46:12 <sharni> My neck
20:46:20 <slinky_J> i go hang out in the spare room where she is now and let her on the floor
20:46:35 <slinky_J> but there's a sideskirt off the bottom she goes to if im not watchin her
20:46:40 <slinky_J> if i am she wont
20:46:53 <slinky_J> oh should say its off coz i got damp so walls gotta be fixed
20:46:57 <nate> i wear slinky around my neck to get bitches!
20:47:01 <Buttluver> where is pisstopher
20:47:03 <slinky_J> word
20:47:07 <slinky_J> that's what the nick means
20:47:13 <sharni> Lol
20:47:14 <slinky_J> my dick so long
20:47:16 <sharni> Does it work Nate
20:47:19 <slinky_J> it go down stairs like a slinky
20:47:20 <slinky_J> ;)
20:47:27 <sharni> Lol
20:47:28 <slinky_J> thump eh thump eh thump
20:47:29 <slinky_J> lols
20:48:29 <slinky_J> sif no adel girls on irc
20:48:37 <slinky_J> just stupid douche sezz
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20:48:44 <slinky_J> loopy should go murder her
20:48:55 <slinky_J> YUCK
20:48:59 <slinky_J> ugliest shit
20:49:01 <slinky_J> y did u post that
20:49:03 <Buttluver> hahahahahahaha
20:49:05 <slinky_J> fuck
20:49:06 <Buttluver> slinky he loves you
20:49:07 <slinky_J> is that tisk?
20:49:09 <Buttluver> he wants to suck your dick
20:49:10 <Buttluver> yes
20:49:12 <slinky_J> fuck
20:49:15 <slinky_J> he is one like
20:49:20 <slinky_J> i bet he looks older than he is
20:49:22 <slinky_J> like beagle
20:49:23 <sharni> Lololol
20:49:27 <slinky_J> beagle does from all the fucking alcohol
20:49:32 <Buttluver> hahah beagle
20:49:33 <slinky_J> aged his face big time
20:49:34 <slinky_J> :/
20:49:36 <Buttluver> that guy is a fuckhead
20:49:38 <slinky_J> yer
20:49:45 <Buttluver> him and shadsam
20:49:47 <slinky_J> i still have babby face <3
20:49:54 <slinky_J> i can do pup dog eyes aw
20:49:57 <slinky_J> aawww sah cute
20:50:14 <slinky_J> *does pup dog eyes* sharrnnnnneh make me soda pwiz?
20:50:15 <slinky_J> :P
20:50:29 <sharni> No
20:50:40 <slinky_J> aaaaawwwww
20:50:42 <slinky_J> good
20:50:48 <sharni> Lol
20:50:52 <slinky_J> bitches that do what they told are shit
20:50:54 <slinky_J> AHahahaAHaha
20:51:09 <sharni> Lol no one gives me orders
20:51:49 <slinky_J> i gotta paste pressure cooker link to mum in fb
20:51:54 <slinky_J> so she buys the right one
20:51:59 <sharni> Lol
20:52:00 <slinky_J> i looked at other joints
20:52:01 <slinky_J> i like this
20:52:02 <slinky_J> http://www.thegoodguys.com.au/breville-the-breville-fast-slow-pro-multicooker-bpr700bss
20:52:03 <sharni> Buy it yourself
20:52:23 <slinky_J> or this http://www.thegoodguys.com.au/philips-viva-collection-all-in-one-cooker-hd213772
20:52:29 <slinky_J> it's for xmas pres from her
20:52:35 <slinky_J> i like practical gifts
20:52:41 <slinky_J> usually i just ask for a book
20:52:44 <sharni> Up to you
20:52:46 <slinky_J> but she said she would buy for xmas
20:52:49 <slinky_J> yer im not sure
20:52:55 <slinky_J> prob the latter, phillips
20:53:01 <sharni> Yea
20:53:07 <slinky_J> the pressure pro was like um
20:53:10 <slinky_J> 6 quarts
20:53:16 <slinky_J> n thats about 5liters
20:53:20 <slinky_J> so these r 6 litres
20:53:26 <slinky_J> way better than some infomercial one
20:53:37 <slinky_J> tho she is gonna get nutrininjas
20:53:57 <slinky_J> her now friend because he doesnt work for her since she has retired he is filipini
20:54:01 <slinky_J> filipino lol
20:54:07 <sharni> Oh yeah
20:54:08 <slinky_J> and he does most cooking nothis wife
20:54:11 <slinky_J> n two his sons have em
20:54:16 <slinky_J> so if they use it n love it
20:54:19 <slinky_J> must be good yo
20:54:23 <sharni> Yep
20:54:30 <slinky_J> so u buy one get one free mum said
20:54:38 <slinky_J> so i was like ok guess i dont gots to buy one HAHAHAHA
20:54:41 <slinky_J> aww
20:54:44 <sharni> Lol
20:54:46 <slinky_J> lols
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20:55:03 <slinky_J> man i gotta be good and accept offers from her
20:55:08 <slinky_J> since she is uno
20:55:08 <slinky_J> old
20:55:12 <dusty> http://prntscr.com/9ayvbl
20:55:13 <dusty> LOL
20:55:14 <slinky_J> may aswell
20:55:24 <sharni> Lol
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20:57:22 <sharni> Brb shower time
20:58:09 <slinky_J> i am gon leave fb msg for breville
20:58:12 <slinky_J> kk cya
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21:00:03 * dusty slaps WingedAngel around a bit with a large trout
21:00:14 * dusty slaps sharni around a bit with a large trout
21:00:25 <ambivalence> Lmao i still love that topic pic
21:00:47 <slinky_J> i love ur dirty dick.
21:01:07 <dusty> mrs poh
21:04:42 <slinky_J> fuck up about gay shit
21:04:52 <slinky_J> hear mroe about fucking pollock ill vomit
21:04:55 <slinky_J> and jen
21:04:56 <slinky_J> fuck
21:05:01 <slinky_J> cunts cant get past shit
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21:08:22 <WingedAngel> has coop been around?
21:08:35 <dusty> coop?
21:08:39 <dusty> slinky_J where is jen?
21:08:45 <dusty> and where is pollock mate?
21:09:08 <WingedAngel> whos the guy that hates me?
21:09:32 <sharni> Lol
21:10:12 <nate> is coop a hottie!
21:12:14 <WingedAngel> yeah u would like him
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21:18:40 <steven_> ahahhahahha
21:19:31 <sharni> Lol
21:20:19 <dusty> WingedAngel
21:20:25 <dusty> the guy that hates u was cherry pie
21:21:03 <WingedAngel> was it....
21:21:10 <dusty> yes
21:21:18 <WingedAngel> hehe i should remember
21:24:36 <dusty> it was also slinky_J who was causing problems for you
21:24:52 <WingedAngel> nah he was just annoying
21:25:54 <amelia> why such a feminine name
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21:29:34 <steven_> fish'n
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21:30:44 <sharni> Lol
21:31:36 <Buttluver> dusty
21:31:41 <Buttluver> laying down the law on bozofaggot
21:34:50 <dusty> that cunt is fucked
21:35:32 <Buttluver> he is
21:35:34 <Buttluver> glenn and chris too
21:35:42 <Buttluver> all t hree are old farty wankers
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21:36:02 <Buttluver> bozojim lies about everything
21:36:09 <dusty> he does
21:36:23 <Buttluver> rofl cone of silence
21:36:26 <Buttluver> is glenn like 60
21:36:29 <dusty> he is blind but can type most word counts in chans
21:36:35 <dusty> i trolled him out of #chatzone
21:36:38 <dusty> now he's parked his ass here
21:36:55 <dusty> ohh no cone of silence because i was 0wning them
21:38:32 <Buttluver> glenn wants lwaxanas cunt
21:40:32 <dusty> hahahaha
21:40:33 <dusty> despos
21:40:35 <dusty> both of them
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21:41:13 <Buttluver> i reckon glenn wrote this
21:41:13 <slinky_J> fk
21:41:14 <Buttluver> http://thinkmoult.com/irc.html
21:41:17 <slinky_J> was gon msg my mate
21:41:33 <slinky_J> in adels now
21:41:40 <slinky_J> then im like yo josh u been drinkin
21:41:50 <slinky_J> n u werent gonna msg him coz its been so long
21:42:07 <slinky_J> fk me i dont know what he is like would need more drinks
21:42:27 <dusty> hahahaha prob did
21:42:33 <dusty> thats something he would do
21:42:37 <dusty> if you go to ASD he skitzes it
21:42:39 <dusty> go there just idle
21:42:46 <dusty> or go there ask a question but dont reply
21:43:00 <dusty> "sorry if you dont speak im going to have to cancel your request and remove you"
21:43:10 <dusty> "please speak as we in ASD do not allow idling of any form"
21:43:11 <Buttluver> he isn't asd anymore though lo
21:43:19 <dusty> i know
21:43:25 <dusty> but its funny because he still acts like he is
21:43:30 <Buttluver> glenn is one of those wankers
21:44:32 <Buttluver> like a kid in class who acts like theyre up the teachers arse
21:44:40 <dusty> yep
21:44:43 <dusty> always hated those cunts
21:45:13 <dusty> i was pretty much a good student never caused problems in class and those fuckwits were like always ratting around for some cheese
21:45:21 <richard> Buttluver does glen always put his hand up to answer questions?
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21:46:01 <Buttluver> yes
21:46:02 <Buttluver> he does
21:46:07 <Buttluver> also i think he wrote this too http://www.modern-manners-and-etiquette.com/chat-room-etiquette.html
21:46:11 <Buttluver> what a bunch of faggoty shit
21:46:22 <dusty> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:46:29 <dusty> this place is dead and they still trying to police it
21:46:36 <dusty> it just proves how fucking pathetic their lives are
21:47:15 <richard> Buttluver is glen dead now or is he working as a sandwhich hand?
21:49:32 <dusty> Even in a chat room, use the golden rule. Do, or say, unto others what you would have done, or said, to you. It will keep your chat room experiences more positive and uplifting.
21:49:37 <dusty> * +Blitzkrieg lixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Cath^
21:49:39 <dusty> despo cunt
21:49:42 <dusty> thats his new jen
21:49:49 <Buttluver> ROFL
21:49:50 <Buttluver> darren
21:49:55 <Buttluver> what a loser
21:51:17 <dusty> <SydneyCouple> suppose it all comes down to WHERE the lix are lol
21:51:21 <dusty> <+Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
21:51:21 <dusty> <+Blitzkrieg> SydneyCouple, I'll leave that up to your imagination ;)
21:51:26 <dusty> jen told me he skypes with her
21:51:29 <dusty> and they cyber
21:51:44 <dusty> she's 38
21:51:59 <dusty> no kids, no bf, nothing
21:52:20 <slinky_J> hmm
21:52:23 <slinky_J> 2 beers left
21:52:27 <slinky_J> and a bottle of nice red
21:52:30 <slinky_J> well ok red
21:52:36 <slinky_J> wolfblas red
21:52:37 <dusty> slinky_J are you alcoholic?
21:52:40 <dusty> good red
21:52:41 <slinky_J> label
21:52:43 <slinky_J> no
21:53:04 <slinky_J> im not beagle
21:53:05 <richard> slinky_J smash the bottle of red on darren's head
21:53:10 <slinky_J> who
21:53:30 <slinky_J> neway i wont be drinking at home after next week
21:53:36 <slinky_J> only at restaurant :/
21:53:37 <dimaa> sluts
21:53:39 <dimaa> whats up
21:53:44 <slinky_J> ur dick
21:53:49 <dimaa> is it?
21:53:56 * dimaa touches himself
21:53:59 <dimaa> hmmm
21:54:06 * dimaa sips beer
21:54:16 <slinky_J> nice
21:54:21 <slinky_J> u alcoholic
21:54:21 <slinky_J> ?
21:54:28 <slinky_J> what is alcoholic
21:54:29 <dimaa> nope
21:54:30 <dusty> what beer?
21:54:34 <slinky_J> cant live without drinking?
21:54:35 <dusty> slinky_J why no more drinks at home?
21:54:37 <slinky_J> like beagle
21:54:42 <slinky_J> dont drink a lot
21:54:53 <slinky_J> had this bottle red wine for ages
21:55:01 <slinky_J> gotta sixpack earlier
21:55:05 <slinky_J> had 3 drinks at dinner haha
21:55:12 <dimaa> i got 2 long necks of Melb Bitter. shitty Aussie domestic like Budweiser is for me back home
21:55:20 <slinky_J> yer it is ey
21:55:21 <dimaa> except Melb Bitter is way better
21:55:22 <dimaa> lol
21:55:24 <slinky_J> yer
21:55:29 <slinky_J> i pref coopers
21:55:31 <slinky_J> red
21:55:36 <dimaa> Coopers is a good choice too
21:55:37 <slinky_J> or i usually get stout
21:55:44 <slinky_J> but hot weather is no good for stout
21:55:50 <dimaa> yeah i hear that
21:55:55 <slinky_J> but stout is also good for you
21:55:56 <dimaa> better for cold day in winter
21:55:58 <slinky_J> not all the time
21:56:04 <dimaa> heavier beer
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21:56:08 <slinky_J> but docs will still say have a stout is ok :P
21:56:12 <slinky_J> yeah mang
21:56:16 <slinky_J> I saw some tauny
21:56:18 <slinky_J> yawney?
21:56:20 <slinky_J> t
21:56:21 <slinky_J> anyway
21:56:24 <slinky_J> fifty bux
21:56:31 <slinky_J> isnt that just PORT?
21:56:37 <slinky_J> mixed with liqour?
21:56:38 <dimaa> mmm port
21:56:46 <slinky_J> port n whiskey
21:56:46 <dimaa> port is a good sipping drank
21:56:50 <dimaa> i enjoy it
21:56:51 <slinky_J> yeah
21:56:54 <slinky_J> good winter one
21:56:57 <nate> slinky_J lick some ass dimaas :P
21:56:58 <dimaa> just something to sap on ya know
21:57:00 <slinky_J> mulled wine dimaa
21:57:02 <slinky_J> nom nom
21:57:09 <slinky_J> omigosh
21:57:14 <slinky_J> havent made that shit in forever
21:57:19 <slinky_J> spiced red wine
21:57:23 <slinky_J> cook in pot
21:57:24 <dusty> yeh its good
21:57:26 <slinky_J> werd
21:57:27 <dusty> mulled wine
21:57:29 <slinky_J> mmmm
21:57:31 <dusty> port is nice
21:57:42 <dusty> tawney port is type of port
21:57:43 <slinky_J> brb
21:57:44 <dusty> and also nice
21:57:46 <slinky_J> yer
21:57:50 <slinky_J> with whiskey right
21:57:53 <dusty> i use to drink a bottle a day
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21:58:01 <slinky_J> far out
21:58:03 <dusty> thats when i was full alco
21:58:05 <slinky_J> yea i had a heavy drinking period
21:58:08 <slinky_J> for few years
21:58:10 <dusty> port and also beers
21:58:11 <dusty> and red wines
21:58:15 <slinky_J> bbs
21:58:19 <dusty> bad shit it will fuck u up that
21:58:21 <dusty> beagle drinks port
21:59:13 <slinky_J> startin new movie
21:59:17 <slinky_J> that is old from 96
21:59:18 <slinky_J> lol
21:59:20 <dusty> what movie?
21:59:21 <slinky_J> THE EDGE!
21:59:23 <slinky_J> xD
21:59:30 <dusty> dont know it
21:59:30 <slinky_J> anthony hopkins
21:59:33 <slinky_J> alec baldwin
21:59:36 <dusty> ahh
21:59:38 <slinky_J> its so classic and the score fuck
21:59:40 <dusty> will be good
21:59:40 <slinky_J> i show u trailer
21:59:42 <dusty> ok
21:59:43 <slinky_J> old trailer lol
21:59:45 <richard> slinky_J that movie is rubbish
21:59:45 <dusty> show me
21:59:48 <slinky_J> kk brb lols so fun!
21:59:54 <slinky_J> shut up richard ur nick is richard
21:59:55 <slinky_J> dick
22:00:00 <slinky_J> that's my second name ;)
22:00:09 <dusty> lol
22:00:13 <dusty> josh richard ratwood
22:00:39 <richard> josh instead watch the penetrator
22:00:42 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqkcX_I5MMU
22:00:45 <slinky_J> no
22:00:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Edge (1997) - Trailer - HD (Jun 18, 2014) Length: 2:29 - Category: Film & Animation - 15,299 views - 18 likes (94.7%), 1 dislikes (5.3%)
22:00:55 <slinky_J> Joshua Richard *another name* Blackwood
22:00:56 <slinky_J> :P
22:00:59 <slinky_J> k there u go :P
22:01:14 <dusty> pollock will add richard to his database
22:01:28 <dusty> this movie looks good man
22:01:30 <richard> dusty did you mean bullocks?
22:01:53 <dusty> bullocks?
22:02:06 <slinky_J> it's mad
22:02:09 <slinky_J> survival films rock
22:02:14 <dusty> yeh i can get it
22:02:17 <slinky_J> like The Grey is such a hardcore version
22:02:18 <slinky_J> lol
22:02:19 <dusty> ill watch it
22:02:24 <slinky_J> but this had Bart the Bear!
22:02:25 <slinky_J> :P
22:02:28 <slinky_J> nice nice
22:02:30 <slinky_J> <3
22:02:33 <slinky_J> brb cig
22:02:37 <slinky_J> cant smoke inside ey
22:02:39 <slinky_J> less it rainin
22:02:50 <richard> slinky_J don't smoke inside you will get your ass kicked
22:02:59 <dusty> can u smoke bongs?
22:03:04 <slinky_J> yer
22:03:07 <slinky_J> that's diff
22:03:08 <slinky_J> lolz
22:03:09 <dusty> yeh
22:03:11 <dusty> why is it hey
22:03:13 <dusty> weird
22:03:19 <slinky_J> yea
22:03:21 <slinky_J> hmz
22:03:23 <slinky_J> well
22:03:32 <slinky_J> smoke more cigs than bongs
22:03:42 <slinky_J> so rarity to have bong smokin in my joint
22:03:45 <slinky_J> so dont mind so much
22:03:51 <slinky_J> pref spliff meself
22:04:08 <sharni> Lol
22:04:12 <nate> slinky_J n dusty box sitting in a car d u t c h i n g it Up!
22:04:22 <dusty> with u nate
22:04:23 <dusty> u too
22:04:26 <dusty> and banana smoothie
22:04:28 <Buttluver> lol @sydney is full of daggy losers
22:04:32 <Buttluver> its like going to an RSL
22:04:38 <Buttluver> depressing as fuk
22:04:52 <richard> Buttluver do you hangaround the kingscross area?
22:04:53 <slinky_J> ahaha
22:04:57 <dusty> yeh it is
22:05:00 <slinky_J> lol Buttluver
22:05:00 <Buttluver> no richard
22:05:01 <dusty> its fully fucked
22:05:01 <slinky_J> lol
22:05:02 <Buttluver> do you?
22:05:03 <slinky_J> fuckn
22:05:03 <sharni> lol
22:05:06 <slinky_J> shit
22:05:08 <richard> Buttluver yes :)
22:05:13 <Buttluver> good
22:05:16 <dusty> i just stay in there to keep them 1 user above melbourne LOL
22:05:17 <slinky_J> richard gayheart
22:05:25 <slinky_J> why the new nick
22:05:25 <dusty> richard asked me other day i swear
22:05:25 <Buttluver> richard are you the 40 year old guy who chats up 16 year old girls on ehre
22:05:27 <richard> slinky_J who's that
22:05:27 <dusty> about prostitutes
22:05:31 <slinky_J> u
22:05:32 <dusty> Buttluver yeh thats him
22:05:34 <Buttluver> and tells them to apply to centrelink
22:05:34 <slinky_J> with ur gay talk
22:05:36 <dusty> cunt was asking me all about sex
22:05:39 <slinky_J> check this out
22:05:43 <richard> Buttluver how do you know?
22:05:45 * slinky_J sucks himself off
22:05:46 <dusty> and trying to get me to get my gf to work at kings cross
22:05:49 <slinky_J> cig
22:05:55 <dusty> richard kings cross isnt what it use to be
22:05:57 <richard> slinky_J did you cum?
22:06:00 <Buttluver> richard that was a troll who told everyone
22:06:01 <Buttluver> lol
22:06:07 <Buttluver> you idiot richard
22:06:16 <richard> Buttluver what do you mean
22:06:21 <slinky_J> nah
22:06:32 <dusty> it was richard
22:06:34 <slinky_J> but even sharni couldnt do a better job
22:06:37 <slinky_J> she gotta snake
22:06:38 <slinky_J> oi
22:06:39 <Buttluver> richard people like pliv will pose as women/girls online and trick people like you
22:06:41 <slinky_J> no offense
22:06:43 <Buttluver> and tell others and show logs
22:06:45 <slinky_J> but if i were a chik
22:06:46 <sharni> Heh?
22:06:47 <slinky_J> n hadz a snake
22:06:49 <Buttluver> and everyone laughs
22:06:50 <dusty> i did
22:06:51 <slinky_J> i would think about uno
22:06:52 <slinky_J> lols
22:06:52 <richard> Buttluver why would they pretend?
22:06:54 <dusty> i tricked him
22:06:56 <slinky_J> UNO!
22:06:58 <dusty> many times
22:07:01 <slinky_J> i would
22:07:04 <slinky_J> but ima guy
22:07:07 <slinky_J> we can jerk off all day
22:07:11 <Buttluver> richard told a 16 year old girl to drop out of school and go on centrelink
22:07:17 <slinky_J> i would so shove a lil snake up my box as a chick
22:07:22 <richard> Buttluver yeah how do you know?
22:07:23 <dusty> yeh he did
22:07:25 <dusty> that was me
22:07:27 <sharni> lol
22:07:30 <slinky_J> maybe even an emu egg to warm it
22:07:30 <dusty> i was that girtl
22:07:35 <richard> dusty really?
22:07:36 <slinky_J> till it ready to hatch AAWW sah coot
22:07:37 <slinky_J> lols
22:07:38 <dusty> yep
22:07:39 <dusty> that was me
22:07:45 <Buttluver> richard it wasn't a girl, it was dusty
22:07:46 <richard> dusty why did you pretend?
22:07:49 <Buttluver> he posted the log
22:07:50 <Buttluver> rofl
22:07:52 <dusty> why wouldnt i
22:07:56 <dusty> i expose pedo cunts like u
22:08:04 <richard> dusty what the hell
22:08:10 <steven_> loooooooooool
22:08:12 <dusty> you and your mate spanishguy12
22:08:14 <dusty> another pedo
22:08:14 <nate> dusty dressed up as a 16 year old girl
22:08:21 <dusty> frayedknot
22:08:23 <dusty> another pedo
22:08:25 <dusty> amelia;s mate
22:08:34 <dusty> got that cunt telling 15 year old to finger herself
22:08:37 <nate> dusty u could list half of irc
22:08:42 <dusty> nate i could
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22:08:50 <dusty> i dont give a shit no more just on and off ill do it
22:09:00 <dusty> i use to do it fulltime afew years ago
22:09:05 <dusty> most of ASD left because of it
22:09:10 <dusty> i exposed them as pedos too
22:09:20 <dusty> knifebunny was a pedo
22:09:26 <dusty> so was Anthony O driscoll
22:09:30 <dusty> the guy who had a kid to mel
22:09:33 <steven_> ahhahaaha
22:09:34 <dusty> BlackDevil is another pedo too
22:09:44 <Buttluver> richard wanted a 16 year old girl to drop out of school and go on the dole and become a hooker
22:09:46 <Buttluver> like wow
22:09:49 <dusty> yep
22:09:49 <Buttluver> fucked up richard
22:09:53 <richard> Buttluver I didn't say that
22:09:54 <dusty> richard tried it other day on me also
22:09:54 <Buttluver> whats fucking wrong with you dickhead
22:10:06 <richard> Buttluver nah that wasn't me
22:10:08 <Buttluver> get your head checked out fuckstick richard
22:10:16 <Buttluver> yes it fucking was you lying pedophile
22:10:20 <dusty> it was
22:10:22 <steven_> looooooooooooooool
22:10:23 <dusty> i was the person
22:10:28 <dusty> its on pastebin
22:10:35 <dusty> ur a pedo cunt
22:11:11 <Buttluver> look richard we know
22:11:11 <sharni> Lol
22:11:13 <Buttluver> dont deny it
22:11:14 <Buttluver> get help
22:11:25 <Buttluver> or you'll end up on the sex offenders registry
22:11:33 <dusty> the problem with this server is that ASD do nothing about them
22:11:35 <richard> I'm like girls 21+ :)
22:11:38 <dusty> but ban ppl such as myself for speaking out
22:11:49 <dusty> most people who are sane refuse to go on this server
22:11:50 <Buttluver> asd don't want to speak out against pedophiles
22:11:52 <dusty> because of the creeps
22:12:01 <dusty> ^bozojim is a pedo
22:12:20 <richard> dusty why is bozojim a paedofile
22:12:33 <dusty> Silent is also a pedo
22:12:41 <dusty> 56 year old indian pedo
22:12:51 <richard> dusty was he wearing a turban?
22:13:10 <richard> dusty did he make you a curry?
22:13:47 <dusty> [01:32] <Silent> Who is plivent?
22:13:47 <dusty> [01:32] <amelia> some guy that hates screws
22:13:47 <dusty> [01:33] <Silent> Well anyone can be anyone on irc
22:13:47 <dusty> [01:35] <Silent> Call him on the phone and surprise him!
22:13:47 <dusty> [01:36] <amelia> I don't know his number lol
22:13:47 <dusty> [01:36] <Silent> You can call me so I will know!
22:13:47 <dusty> [01:37] <amelia> ok whats your number?
22:13:47 <dusty> [01:37] <Silent> Sure you want to? 0404 250 083
22:14:54 <richard> dusty, I read that and that doesn't make Silent a pedophile
22:15:14 <dusty> thats not the pedo log
22:15:24 <dusty> that was just another of amelias mates from the other week
22:15:34 <dusty> the log is on pastebin
22:15:36 <dusty> A Silent Pedo
22:15:39 <dusty> from 2012
22:16:10 <dusty> Silent also has a wife and kids
22:16:22 <richard> dusty, Silent picks up prostitutes
22:16:36 <+thestig> i guess it isnt a silent number
22:17:02 <dusty> lol
22:17:08 <dusty> richard does he?
22:17:21 <dusty> he's bisexual he is into fucking men also
22:17:22 <richard> dusty he does
22:17:31 <dusty> how do you know he picks up prostitutes?
22:17:41 <richard> dusty someone told me
22:17:57 <richard> dusty he's into beastality too
22:18:10 <richard> and has picked up transvestites
22:19:10 <dusty> i would believe that
22:19:58 <richard> dusty I someone told me Silent was gawking at this girl she was 8 years old
22:22:38 <slinky_J> plivents
22:22:48 <slinky_J> need more girls in here
22:22:50 <slinky_J> so many dicks
22:23:13 <richard> slinky_J only men join this channel
22:23:45 <sharni> Lol
22:23:49 <slinky_J> what u think of this richard https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/12311165_468961499942457_3785923618170732454_n.jpg?oh=c4c7ff1a045366f3763ad8e3dec49f56&oe=57229D18&__gda__=1461349187_bf7fd8cf809045001c231b9e75f5a54a
22:23:59 <slinky_J> naw itd be same as melb
22:24:08 <slinky_J> anybody but amelia and sharni would flee
22:24:10 <richard> slinky_J what is that
22:24:18 <slinky_J> some random pic off fb
22:24:24 <sharni> lol
22:24:36 <slinky_J> broke up with her in 2012
22:24:37 <slinky_J> lol
22:24:47 <slinky_J> she's my age right
22:24:56 <slinky_J> and fkn acts like in her early twenties
22:24:57 <amelia> I've never spoken to Silent
22:24:58 <slinky_J> fkn
22:25:01 <slinky_J> has 2 kids
22:25:02 <sharni> Is she the meth user
22:25:06 <slinky_J> both cam whores
22:25:09 <slinky_J> nah man
22:25:13 <amelia> i never seen his nick before i joined chatzone once
22:25:14 <slinky_J> that chick was this yr
22:25:18 <slinky_J> Jess
22:25:20 <sharni> Oh
22:25:23 <slinky_J> ye
22:25:32 <slinky_J> i am in chatzone dunno how i got there
22:25:45 <slinky_J> how old are you sharni? dm me askin/
22:25:49 <steven_> dATe rape
22:25:53 <sharni> 43
22:26:06 <richard> sharni do you live in a 1 bedroom flate?
22:26:10 <sharni> No
22:26:10 <slinky_J> 43
22:26:16 <sharni> Yep :)
22:26:16 <slinky_J> ten yrs older
22:26:20 <slinky_J> than me
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22:26:22 <sharni> Hawt
22:26:25 <slinky_J> i was 33 this yr
22:26:30 <slinky_J> 22 i fucked a 32 yr old
22:26:31 <slinky_J> lols
22:26:34 <slinky_J> that was old then
22:26:35 <sharni> Ew
22:26:40 <slinky_J> now like 50 is old
22:26:45 <sharni> Yuck
22:26:50 <slinky_J> hahaha
22:26:54 <richard> sharni do you deliver the local paper is that your employement?
22:26:56 <slinky_J> yer u just like young blood now
22:27:01 <slinky_J> u like
22:27:01 <sharni> Lol
22:27:02 <sharni> Yes
22:27:03 <slinky_J> im 43
22:27:07 <slinky_J> i like the 23 bois
22:27:11 <sharni> I throw them at the fence from my car
22:27:13 <slinky_J> virgin bboiiiis
22:27:15 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
22:27:16 <slinky_J> aw
22:27:21 <amelia> sharni you said you was 20 sumfin
22:27:28 <amelia> you lie @ me
22:27:28 <slinky_J> fine i set u up with Donald Shrimp
22:27:29 <sharni> Lol shhh
22:27:31 <slinky_J> Trump*
22:27:36 <amelia> OHHHHH
22:27:40 <sharni> Haha
22:27:40 <slinky_J> amelia is jus jelouse
22:27:43 <slinky_J> lol
22:27:46 <sharni> :P
22:27:48 <slinky_J> coz she can make a mean xmas tree
22:27:56 <slinky_J> but she cant score a sixty year old man!
22:27:59 <slinky_J> BAM
22:28:01 <sharni> Lol
22:28:04 <slinky_J> lols
22:28:12 <amelia> jealousy is not a trait of mine
22:28:22 <sharni> Nah slinky I'm 20
22:28:24 <slinky_J> same
22:28:24 <amelia> mmm 60 yr old dilfs
22:28:27 <slinky_J> dunno y
22:28:28 <slinky_J> amelia
22:28:29 <sharni> 21 in feb
22:28:32 <slinky_J> question
22:28:43 <slinky_J> has ur lack of jealousy and envy
22:28:52 <slinky_J> ever lead a partner to question how much you like/love them?
22:28:55 <slinky_J> has to me heaps lol
22:29:00 <sharni> Am I the you he's here or what
22:29:02 <amelia> ye
22:29:05 <slinky_J> no shit
22:29:07 <sharni> Wow I fucked that up
22:29:09 <slinky_J> they got problemz
22:29:13 <slinky_J> lols
22:29:16 <sharni> * am I the youngest here
22:29:19 <slinky_J> 21
22:29:21 <slinky_J> lol
22:29:24 <amelia> definitely the youngest
22:29:24 <slinky_J> with 2 kids
22:29:29 <sharni> Haha
22:29:31 <sharni> Yep
22:29:33 <slinky_J> as if
22:29:37 <amelia> young mums not so uncommon these days
22:29:39 <sharni> Really I am
22:29:44 <slinky_J> i like ur nerdhacks nick more
22:29:46 <slinky_J> soz
22:29:49 <slinky_J> Vivacious
22:29:55 <slinky_J> coz dude
22:30:00 <slinky_J> nobody knows if ur a guy or girl
22:30:03 <slinky_J> or mean
22:30:03 <sharni> I fell preg with my first at 27
22:30:07 <sharni> 17*
22:30:10 <sharni> I'm a girl
22:30:13 <richard> sharni are you a mum? is your man 89 years old?
22:30:15 <slinky_J> man u suck at lying
22:30:23 <slinky_J> my kid is 12 this yr
22:30:25 <amelia> i fink i was still virgin at 17 bwahahaha
22:30:27 <slinky_J> biological kid
22:30:28 <sharni> Lol
22:30:30 <dusty> fuck
22:30:30 <slinky_J> 17
22:30:31 <dusty> sharni
22:30:32 <sharni> Haha
22:30:35 <dusty> 17
22:30:36 <slinky_J> shit yer my brother saved himself
22:30:38 <slinky_J> dunno how
22:30:38 <dusty> how old are u slut
22:30:40 <dusty> where u from
22:30:42 <slinky_J> i ditched it at 13
22:30:48 <sharni> Are you calling me a slut
22:30:49 <slinky_J> i wanted to fuck a girl when i was 9
22:30:52 <slinky_J> good story too
22:30:55 <sharni> Cunt
22:30:55 <slinky_J> but we didnt
22:31:02 <amelia> he calls everyone a slut
22:31:04 <dusty> yeh slut
22:31:05 <slinky_J> but dont play hide and seek in the dark
22:31:07 <dusty> it means i like u
22:31:07 <amelia> or a pig
22:31:08 <slinky_J> and be in your bed ;)
22:31:11 <slinky_J> ahahaha
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22:31:11 <sharni> Slinky I'm not lying
22:31:12 <amelia> don't take it personal
22:31:14 <richard> slinky_J was the girl you liked 4 years old?
22:31:14 <dusty> nah i only call u a pig if u are a pig
22:31:17 <slinky_J> wot
22:31:21 <dusty> like jen is a pig
22:31:24 <dusty> amelia was a pig
22:31:26 <dusty> etc
22:31:26 <slinky_J> i need steven_ to confirm ur age
22:31:27 <slinky_J> lols
22:31:34 <amelia> oink
22:31:34 <sharni> Lol ask him
22:31:35 <slinky_J> 43 isnt a random choice
22:31:37 <slinky_J> idc
22:31:39 <sharni> It is
22:31:40 <slinky_J> honestly
22:31:41 <dusty> sharni im 28
22:31:44 <dusty> 8 inch cock
22:31:45 <dusty> cut
22:31:46 <slinky_J> my fav number is 73
22:31:46 <sharni> Ok
22:31:50 <sharni> Lol
22:31:53 <dusty> trimmed
22:31:54 <slinky_J> and sheldon almost ruint it
22:31:56 <slinky_J> but didnt
22:31:57 <slinky_J> lol
22:31:59 <sharni> Not interested
22:32:00 <dusty> got nice body too
22:32:02 <slinky_J> uno big bang
22:32:03 <sharni> Lol
22:32:03 <dusty> and i like feet
22:32:04 <slinky_J> so 21
22:32:06 <slinky_J> 2 kids
22:32:08 <sharni> Yes
22:32:08 <dusty> if u have nice feet ill rub them
22:32:11 <dusty> and kiss them
22:32:12 <amelia> i hate when pliv lies
22:32:15 <slinky_J> when u have ur first?
22:32:17 <richard> sharni have you finished university and now a full time prostitute?
22:32:20 <dusty> amelia i like ur feet
22:32:20 <slinky_J> i got my x fiancee preg at 19
22:32:21 <sharni> 2013
22:32:23 <steven_> sharni, dont tell these faggots anything
22:32:29 <slinky_J> i was 22
22:32:31 <sharni> Lol
22:32:32 <amelia> keep everything to yourself
22:32:32 <dusty> i got my gf pregnant but i made her have an abortion
22:32:34 <slinky_J> ok
22:32:36 <slinky_J> ur like drinkin
22:32:39 <slinky_J> mang
22:32:39 <amelia> and do not post your pic in here
22:32:40 <sharni> Amelia you told them lol
22:32:41 <dusty> amelia
22:32:42 <slinky_J> I've done shits
22:32:44 <dusty> i love u
22:32:45 <sharni> I will never post a pic
22:32:46 <slinky_J> took longer to brew
22:32:50 <richard> dusty did you stick a knife in her stomach when she was sleeping?
22:32:50 <slinky_J> n poop out
22:32:52 <dusty> sharni post one please
22:32:54 <dusty> no richard
22:32:57 <dusty> i paid for her abortion
22:33:02 <sharni> No
22:33:03 <amelia> yah you said your age in here other night
22:33:13 <dusty> sharni where you from?
22:33:16 <amelia> thats how i knew
22:33:25 <slinky_J> u had ur first child, if u r 21, at 17
22:33:25 <sharni> Yea I only told you in pm
22:33:28 <slinky_J> and a year later
22:33:30 <slinky_J> u had another
22:33:31 <amelia> no you didn't
22:33:36 <amelia> i didnt get any pm from you
22:33:39 <slinky_J> NO U DIDUNT
22:33:40 <dusty> sharni where are you from
22:33:43 <dusty> amelia they told me
22:33:47 <slinky_J> did u get a pm from me
22:33:48 <amelia> i think cos maybe you didn't identify?
22:33:48 <dusty> i was posing as you
22:33:56 <amelia> ohhh
22:34:03 <amelia> pliv pretending to be me again
22:34:21 <slinky_J> y did u pretend to be her
22:34:22 <amelia> tryna live life as someone without a monobrow and no drug addiction
22:34:24 <slinky_J> and get her banned man
22:34:25 <richard> sharni were you a prostitute when you were 17 years old?
22:34:26 <slinky_J> fucking
22:34:28 <slinky_J> lame dude
22:34:31 <slinky_J> pollock move bro
22:34:34 <slinky_J> op me amelia
22:34:36 <slinky_J> pls
22:34:41 <slinky_J> so i can ban dusty.
22:34:42 <dusty> amelia im not drug addict
22:34:48 <slinky_J> i had ops but reboot i guess
22:34:50 <dusty> sharni is hot
22:34:52 <slinky_J> fuck up man
22:34:55 <slinky_J> fuck off
22:34:56 <richard> dusty does she have big tits
22:34:59 <slinky_J> now ino it was u
22:35:02 <dusty> yes
22:35:04 <dusty> bbw
22:35:05 <slinky_J> u got her banned dude
22:35:11 <slinky_J> ur a fkn loser
22:35:12 <dusty> nah slinky_J
22:35:14 <dusty> that wasnt me
22:35:17 <slinky_J> u said it was
22:35:19 <dusty> nah
22:35:20 <slinky_J> u posing as her
22:35:22 <slinky_J> u just said it
22:35:25 <slinky_J> dont be toy
22:35:25 <dusty> i only went on a week ago
22:35:27 <dusty> it wasnt me
22:35:29 <xm> ./msg sharni if you want them off your ass, just post pics of plus size floral dresses and ask for opinions in #nh
22:35:30 <dusty> who got her banned
22:35:32 <slinky_J> yeah Shaggy
22:35:38 <dusty> i didnt do that
22:35:39 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH XM
22:35:41 <dusty> she got banned other night
22:35:42 <slinky_J> who did
22:35:47 <dusty> she had been using her nick all week
22:35:49 <dusty> i dunno
22:35:49 <amelia> frok factorie
22:35:50 <dusty> it wasnt me
22:35:52 <amelia> and crossroads
22:35:58 <slinky_J> i am so puttin on shaggy
22:35:58 <richard> frok fucktorie
22:36:00 <slinky_J> coz that song rules
22:36:03 <slinky_J> it wasnt me
22:36:10 <slinky_J> srsly pausin movie for this LOL
22:36:11 <slinky_J> ahahaha
22:36:13 <dusty> lol
22:36:31 <slinky_J> roffflll
22:36:32 <slinky_J> i am
22:36:35 <slinky_J> and here it IS
22:36:35 <nate> O RYAN, i mean slinky_J
22:36:40 <slinky_J> oi hope u watch The Edge dusty
22:36:41 <slinky_J> it is sick
22:36:49 <slinky_J> im quart way thru it
22:36:52 <slinky_J> or 3rd now
22:37:00 <slinky_J> fuck take me back b4 total VFX bro
22:37:04 <slinky_J> vfx ruins movies
22:37:22 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pslgz9o8meM
22:37:23 <sharni> Lol what
22:37:23 <slinky_J> LOL
22:37:26 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shaggy - It Wasn't Me with Lyrics! (]},\"shortViewCount\":{\"runs\":[{\"text\":\"34M views\"}]}}},\"statsItemStatus\":\"OPT_OUT\"}}],\"trackingParams\":\"CDAQuy8iEwin65q_1MnJAhUGr34KHeOpBsEo-B0=\"}},{\"itemSectionRenderer\":{\"contents\":[{\"videoDescriptionRenderer\":{\"dateText\":{\"runs\":[{\"text\":\" Jul 22, 2008\"}]},\"description\":{\"runs\":[{\"text\":\"Enjoy! =]\"}]},\")
22:37:27 <BlackDevil> Length: 3:51 - Category: Music - 34,151,143 views - 108,842 likes (97.4%), 2,908 dislikes (2.6%)
22:38:16 <Buttluver> richard pedophile
22:38:49 Join: goldspade ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:39:23 <slinky_J> oh yea dope beat
22:39:26 <slinky_J> uno what has a better beat
22:39:30 <slinky_J> n flow?
22:39:52 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KL9mRus19o
22:39:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blackstreet - No Diggity ft. Dr. Dre, Queen Pen (Oct 8, 2009) Length: 4:33 - Category: Music - 57,281,020 views - 243,462 likes (97.6%), 5,921 dislikes (2.4%)
22:39:57 <slinky_J> ;) amelia love this
22:40:02 <dusty> wtf
22:40:05 <dusty> thats a good track
22:40:16 Quit: Archie ([email protected]) Z-Lined
22:40:28 <amelia> yeah is sexy song
22:40:55 <slinky_J> yip yip werdles
22:40:59 <dusty> its song for u amelia
22:41:01 <dusty> i fuck u to it
22:41:04 <slinky_J> i used to bump that album
22:41:08 <slinky_J> Another Level
22:41:13 <slinky_J> they billie jean remix
22:41:14 <slinky_J> so dope
22:41:17 <slinky_J> but the best
22:41:18 <slinky_J> amelia
22:41:23 <slinky_J> lovvvvveee one
22:41:24 <slinky_J> is dis
22:41:27 <dusty> so good with no jen here
22:41:40 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcn9IFr-lq8
22:41:41 <slinky_J> ;)
22:41:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blackstreet : We Gonna Take U Back (Lude) Don't Leave Me (Dec 29, 2014) Length: 5:18 - Category: People & Blogs - 6,617 views - 61 likes (98.4%), 1 dislikes (1.6%)
22:41:50 <amelia> fuck up you were all over her fat pussy
22:41:52 <slinky_J> and den tupac used that tune
22:41:59 <slinky_J> for I aint mad atcha
22:42:00 <amelia> otay i shall listen meow
22:42:10 <slinky_J> yea cool its sweeeet as ima listen now too
22:42:13 <slinky_J> same timez!
22:42:17 <slinky_J> moar fun
22:42:49 <amelia> dis video is not available
22:42:53 <slinky_J> da na na na na na!
22:42:55 <slinky_J> oh what
22:42:58 <slinky_J> fkn wotev
22:43:06 <amelia> prob cos phone
22:43:09 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf5SCotvtAM
22:43:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blackstreet - We Gonna Take You Back (Lude)-Don't Leave Me (Nov 6, 2013) Length: 5:01 - Category: Music - 18,720 views - 87 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:43:17 <slinky_J> :P
22:46:57 <slinky_J> ill go insaaaaaannneee
22:47:10 <slinky_J> if you take your love away, crazy, crazyyyyyyyyyyyy
22:50:00 <slinky_J> i covet that blackstreet album so bad never once fucked to it or played a song from it for a girl haha
22:51:22 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIANq2vYgKc
22:51:26 <BlackDevil> Youtube: R.Kelly The greatest sex lyric (Dec 29, 2009) Length: 4:40 - Category: Music - 121,910 views - 703 likes (97.9%), 15 dislikes (2.1%)
22:53:36 <+thestig> https://soundcloud.com/chriscoolz-1/i-couldnt-fold-my-wallet
22:53:41 <+thestig> fuck u BD :D
22:58:50 <slinky_J> wow i love this ay
22:58:55 <slinky_J> "Just because you're lost it doesn't mean to say that your compass is broken."
22:59:03 <slinky_J> can apply that to life.
22:59:39 <slinky_J> dont u like BlackDevil's sex stig?
22:59:40 <slinky_J> lol
23:02:08 <sharni> So boring
23:02:27 <richard> sharni have you had dinner?
23:04:11 <sharni> Nope
23:04:23 <richard> sharni are you hungry>
23:04:26 <sharni> Nope
23:04:36 <sharni> What's the point you trying to get at ?
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23:05:20 <richard> sharni are you employed what do you do?
23:05:32 <xm> <DavidAttenborough> The hunter is asking the female species if she is hungry, to see if he can hunt meat for her and woo her back to his cave
23:05:45 <+thestig> loll
23:05:48 <sharni> Why is this any of your concern
23:05:49 Mode: (by thestig) +o xm
23:06:05 <tisk> i had paranoid delusional today
23:06:07 <tisk> lols
23:06:52 <richard> well sharni are you a prostitute? stripper? do you work in a massage place?
23:06:58 <tisk> happens if u smoke 40 cones
23:07:10 <tisk> richard shut up smoke 40 cones
23:07:11 <tisk> bro
23:07:28 <sharni> So mature
23:07:39 <tisk> ner
23:07:41 <tisk> neri
23:07:43 <tisk> sharni
23:07:45 <tisk> ner
23:07:49 <tisk> nerni
23:07:51 <tisk> sharni
23:07:54 <tisk> ner nar
23:07:56 <sharni> What
23:07:57 <tisk> nar nar nar
23:08:00 <tisk> lols
23:08:11 <richard> sharni are you on centrelink
23:08:26 <xm> tisk, sharni's rel lname is Sara
23:08:29 <xm> real*
23:08:30 <sharni> Once again is that any of your concen
23:08:39 <tisk> sharni
23:08:42 <tisk> hi
23:08:45 <tisk> i love women
23:08:50 <tisk> dont be a mean one
23:08:57 <tisk> they are call bitches
23:09:26 <richard> sara you should tell people stuff you dumb bitch
23:10:04 <tisk> i would do amelia
23:10:12 <tisk> a+++
23:10:13 <richard> tisk would you have sex with amelia?
23:10:17 <sharni> I'm not Sarah
23:10:25 <sharni> And your really pissing me off
23:10:29 <tisk> sharni a=-
23:10:37 <richard> pis off bitch you are a loser sharni
23:10:38 <tisk> amelia a++++++++++
23:10:57 <sharni> I don't need to tell you guys everything about me
23:10:59 <tisk> sharni i bet you could make my pants move
23:11:06 <sharni> Grow up
23:11:09 <tisk> me?
23:11:14 <richard> sharni take your clothes off
23:11:58 <tisk> and the back rub
23:12:04 <tisk> i want misses norti
23:12:06 <tisk> please
23:12:25 <richard> tisk do you have a spare $30 sharni will have sex with you
23:12:28 <sharni> Can you just stop please
23:12:36 <tisk> why
23:12:43 <sharni> Because
23:12:47 <tisk> k
23:12:53 <tisk> good enough reason
23:12:53 <sharni> You are pissing me off
23:13:01 <sharni> I'm not a fucking slut so don't ask
23:13:01 <richard> sharni take your clothes off you dumb bitch
23:13:10 <sharni> Omfg
23:13:31 <tisk> sharni dont mind dickface
23:13:35 <amelia> they're baiting you
23:13:41 <tisk> dickhard
23:13:45 <richard> sharni have you got big tits and a big ass?
23:13:46 <sharni> They are doing a good job
23:13:47 <amelia> laugh it off or don't react
23:13:58 <amelia> cos they will go on
23:13:59 <sharni> I'm not in the mood to just laugh it off
23:14:08 <tisk> i would hug sharni
23:14:10 <amelia> den get used to it
23:14:13 <tisk> and fall asleep
23:14:17 <tisk> knowing
23:14:18 <sharni> Normally I am
23:14:22 <tisk> jesus did walk
23:14:24 <tisk> the earth
23:14:26 <sharni> Just today I've had the worse day
23:14:26 <amelia> chris do you fink sharni would hug you back
23:14:39 <tisk> if there is women like
23:14:42 <tisk> you two
23:14:44 <tisk> omg
23:14:55 <richard> sharni what the fuck happened to you did a client punch you in the face when you were hooking
23:15:05 <slinky_J> ahhhhh
23:15:07 <slinky_J> mmm
23:15:10 <slinky_J> nice weather now
23:15:11 <sharni> Yerp
23:15:12 <slinky_J> good for
23:15:15 <slinky_J> whatever
23:15:15 <slinky_J> lol
23:15:16 <sharni> It is nice
23:15:18 <slinky_J> yes
23:15:41 <richard> sharni I'll get you some work with a pornographer
23:15:41 <slinky_J> and thus the conversation ended before it began
23:15:43 <slinky_J> hahahaha
23:15:51 <slinky_J> u seen sharni pic?
23:15:52 <sharni> Pretty much
23:16:00 <slinky_J> to say should do porn
23:16:01 <sharni> Did you guys stalk me
23:16:02 <slinky_J> dont u know
23:16:04 <slinky_J> every fkn
23:16:07 <slinky_J> fat thin girl
23:16:13 <slinky_J> u can think of does amatuer porn
23:16:17 <slinky_J> richard you dick.
23:16:25 <sharni> Eh
23:16:27 <slinky_J> can I have ops back pls
23:16:37 <slinky_J> lost when i rebooted
23:17:00 <slinky_J> richard never had a truly beautiful companion all his miserable life
23:17:05 <slinky_J> ahahahaha ha ha ha ha
23:17:12 <slinky_J> that's my report.
23:17:12 <sharni> I can tell
23:17:18 <sharni> He needs a good pull
23:17:30 <slinky_J> hahahaha
23:17:35 <richard> sharni how much do you charge for a handjob bitch?
23:17:36 <amelia> don't be too harsh on richard
23:17:44 <slinky_J> one of those women that pulls you off but doesnt look you in the eye
23:17:45 <amelia> he is severely overweight
23:17:46 <slinky_J> he needs that
23:17:46 <richard> amelia IS THE BEST!
23:17:50 <slinky_J> so he can keep it up
23:17:50 <sharni> You can't afford me richard
23:17:54 <slinky_J> actually
23:17:58 <slinky_J> he needs his mother to do it
23:18:04 <richard> sharni you are a hooker bitch how much do you charge
23:18:08 <slinky_J> MUMMY ISN'T HERE RICHARD
23:18:31 <sharni> Plus I'm going to have to charge you double because it will take me about 15 mins to find your dick
23:18:52 <slinky_J> You can pay me richard
23:18:55 <slinky_J> I'll fuck you
23:19:01 <richard> are you a dumb and blind bitch too sharni you are a fucking loser go to opsm and get some glasses
23:19:08 <slinky_J> for sake of knowing you will never come back from it, in your mind
23:19:12 <richard> slinky_J what is your asl
23:19:15 <slinky_J> prob kill yourself
23:19:17 <slinky_J> 33 m
23:19:18 <sharni> I prefer spec savers
23:19:21 <slinky_J> stop asking asl
23:19:23 <richard> slinky_J not interested then
23:19:23 <slinky_J> faggot
23:19:26 <slinky_J> why not
23:19:32 <slinky_J> experiment motherfucker
23:19:35 <richard> no
23:19:37 <slinky_J> I will watch and fuck ur six
23:19:39 <slinky_J> cmon
23:19:55 <richard> sharni you are a fucking tosser a fucking useless blind bitch
23:20:11 <slinky_J> amelia can you op me ty.
23:20:12 <slinky_J> :P
23:20:13 <sharni> Yea pretty much
23:20:15 <slinky_J> brb cig
23:20:20 <sharni> Thanks for the compliment
23:20:25 Mode: (by sharni) +o slinky_J
23:20:26 <richard> slinky_J yeah go and have your dumb cigarette
23:20:41 <sharni> richard are you ok
23:20:44 <tisk> i eating cheese
23:20:46 <sharni> Why so negative
23:20:47 <tisk> cheese is good
23:21:00 <richard> sharni I'm not negative I'm talking about you
23:21:04 <amelia> richard is having a meltdown
23:21:13 <sharni> Major meltdown
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23:22:12 <richard> sharni how do you make your money from hooking I bet
23:22:21 <sharni> Pretty much
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23:24:16 <richard> sharni I bet you are naked and chatting you are a horny slut
23:24:51 <sharni> Yea I'm naked underneath my clothes and if chatting to you guys makes me a slut than what ever
23:26:25 <richard> what the fuck that was the stupidest thing I've ever heard I bet you are looking at porn on the internet too what category do you like 'blowjobs' 'gangbangs' 'threesomes' 'groupsex'
23:27:26 <amelia> bbc
23:27:51 <sharni> Nice
23:27:59 <richard> sharnie you should just die you are a useless bitch
23:28:07 <sharni> It's Sharni
23:28:25 <sharni> How old are you richard
23:28:29 <amelia> richard sounds like an angry red headed gnome
23:28:29 <richard> 98
23:28:43 <amelia> are you upset ricardo
23:28:50 <sharni> Sounds like he needs to grow up
23:28:51 <amelia> wot happened
23:28:57 <richard> nothing happened
23:29:03 <amelia> you can trust us
23:29:15 <amelia> tell us wot happened to you today
23:29:35 <richard> I went out shopping
23:29:47 <dusty> oi
23:29:48 <dusty> richard
23:29:50 <dusty> leave her alone
23:30:00 <richard> dusty who?
23:30:10 <dusty> sharni
23:30:31 <richard> dusty she is a fucking loser man a WHORE! a SLUT! and a FUCKING! BITCH!
23:30:36 <amelia> i don't think sharni will fall for your nice guy act like jenn did
23:30:54 <amelia> try babydork
23:30:59 <amelia> I reckon she would for sure
23:31:27 <nate> they all fall for richards big fat cork wallet!
23:31:46 <richard> I keep my money in there
23:31:51 <dusty> jen didnt fall for anything
23:31:55 <dusty> we were together
23:32:03 <dusty> till i found out about the perth trip truth
23:32:08 <dusty> and that was the last straw
23:32:15 <dusty> i could still have jen if i wanted her
23:32:15 <amelia> of course
23:32:23 <tisk> amelia
23:32:42 <nate> tisk give amelia a hug!
23:32:50 * tisk hugs amelia
23:32:58 <amelia> i dont hug
23:33:03 <amelia> but fanks
23:33:13 <tisk> ok no stuffing around
23:33:21 * tisk fucks amelia's brains out
23:33:26 <slinky_J> celebrity hiv "victems"vstarring charlie 'biggest loser ever' sheen
23:33:28 <nate> LOL
23:33:31 <slinky_J> wat u think?
23:33:35 <amelia> jeezus
23:34:16 <nate> vic tim tems
23:34:23 <tisk> whats wrong with long lasting
23:34:29 <tisk> rama dam ding dong
23:34:34 <tisk> hours
23:34:42 <tisk> of ramma dama ding dong
23:34:46 <nate> tisk amelia has a nice bubble will u oil it ;L
23:35:36 <nate> guess not
23:35:38 <nate> :P
23:35:50 <tisk> no sling slong dong ding wing wang
23:36:46 <tisk> ching chang chong chang ching ding dang donga donga didle de dum dada dattle rattle
23:38:27 <tisk> prattle mantle pants all crawl back shiver with a give a ah ah ah huh way wooo whoo so go slow no hey do u know so what
23:38:47 <tisk> fried
23:38:53 <tisk> this is what 40 bongs does
23:39:03 <sharni> Lol
23:39:11 <dusty> tisk
23:39:12 <dusty> shut up
23:39:22 <dusty> u said u quit weed and booze
23:39:29 <tisk> i did
23:39:30 <dusty> you been fucked since wednesday
23:39:35 <dusty> u went 2 days without it
23:39:36 <tisk> i quit smoking fuck all
23:39:45 <dusty> <tisk> fried
23:39:45 <dusty> <tisk> this is what 40 bongs does
23:39:47 <tisk> gotta smoke shit loads now
23:39:50 <dusty> yeh
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23:39:54 <tisk> fuck u
23:39:54 <dusty> thats what happens
23:39:56 <tisk> dusty
23:39:59 <dusty> its called tollerance
23:40:03 <tisk> i would so do dusty
23:40:04 <dusty> why u think i quit weed
23:40:06 <dusty> same thing
23:40:09 <tisk> dusty wants my cock
23:40:11 <dusty> smoke a 50 does nothing
23:40:20 <dusty> now i just smoke here and there
23:40:26 <dusty> get more high than you all
23:40:32 <dusty> if i smoked 1 cone now id be fucked
23:40:34 * tisk lets dusty suck his penis
23:40:38 <dusty> for few hours
23:40:52 <dusty> give weed away
23:41:01 <dusty> u either can give it away or it gets worse
23:41:09 <tisk> i smoked 40 cones i not that fucked
23:41:10 <tisk> next
23:41:13 <tisk> topic please
23:41:17 <tisk> fuck
23:41:37 <dusty> 40 cones not fucked
23:41:38 <dusty> time to quit
23:41:49 <slinky_J> mmm peppercorn sauce
23:41:52 <slinky_J> drooolll
23:41:55 <slinky_J> fkn i swear
23:41:58 <dusty> u wasting ur money tisk
23:42:03 <slinky_J> when u get meat platter take away
23:42:07 <slinky_J> they skimp on shit
23:42:09 <dusty> at least if that was 40 drinks ud be fucked
23:42:12 <dusty> yeh its good hey
23:42:13 <tisk> dusty busty?
23:42:14 <slinky_J> like last time when i order 500g steak
23:42:15 <dusty> peppercorn sauce
23:42:16 <dusty> love it
23:42:17 <slinky_J> n it was half that
23:42:19 <tisk> bust a nuts
23:42:26 <dusty> how u like it done?
23:42:27 <slinky_J> like they think coz takin away i wont come back n bitch
23:42:29 <slinky_J> fuck
23:42:29 <dusty> i like medium rare
23:42:32 <slinky_J> i like rare
23:42:34 <slinky_J> nice
23:42:36 <dusty> ooh nice
23:42:38 <slinky_J> :p
23:42:38 <dusty> rare good too
23:42:45 <slinky_J> depends on the cut of meat tbh
23:42:47 <slinky_J> :P
23:43:07 <tisk> dusty
23:43:19 <tisk> dusty
23:43:25 <tisk> lols
23:43:37 <tisk> lols
23:43:44 <tisk> wanta fuck
23:43:58 <tisk> knob gobbler
23:44:58 <tisk> lols
23:45:06 <tisk> dusty the top off
23:45:42 <tisk> 5 more heirloom items in wow
23:45:50 <tisk> to get level 1 mount
23:46:02 <tisk> its a bike with side car
23:46:03 <slinky_J> oi
23:46:05 <slinky_J> u r ugly
23:46:09 <slinky_J> uuugggggly
23:46:09 <slinky_J> !
23:46:11 <tisk> come cunt
23:46:13 <slinky_J> u have aged
23:46:16 <slinky_J> so much
23:46:16 <tisk> u g l y
23:46:20 <slinky_J> for somebody so young
23:46:22 <tisk> fuck
23:46:23 <slinky_J> get off the drugs
23:46:30 <slinky_J> get u some plastic surgery
23:46:37 <slinky_J> u as ugly as beagle
23:46:49 <slinky_J> he aged too coz of the drink
23:46:50 <slinky_J> fuck
23:46:54 <tisk> beagle is uggglegegegeggegegegyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
23:46:55 <slinky_J> dude posted ur pic b4
23:47:00 <slinky_J> i fkn wanted to throw up
23:47:05 <slinky_J> yer he is ugly too
23:47:14 <slinky_J> sup
23:47:18 <tisk> suck me off slinky_J
23:47:21 <slinky_J> i just finishing up eatin
23:47:23 <tisk> suck me off slinky_J
23:47:24 <tisk> suck me off slinky_J
23:47:26 <slinky_J> what u doin
23:47:31 <tisk> suck me off slinky_J
23:47:34 <slinky_J> i did
23:47:39 <tisk> bullshit
23:47:42 <tisk> when
23:47:44 <slinky_J> u dont remember
23:47:46 <slinky_J> u were high
23:47:50 <steven_> so gooood so gooooooooooood
23:47:50 <tisk> come on cunt
23:47:53 <slinky_J> gave me 300 bucks
23:47:56 <steven_> COME ON YA DOG
23:47:58 <tisk> bullshit
23:47:59 <slinky_J> so i blew out the front door
23:48:01 <slinky_J> n got a hooker
23:48:02 <slinky_J> ahahahahaha
23:48:13 <tisk> wtf
23:48:17 <tisk> that never happened
23:48:22 <steven_> yeh it did
23:48:26 <tisk> wtf
23:48:28 <tisk> lols
23:48:36 <steven_> then slinky rimmed his rats arsehole
23:48:37 <tisk> blow me winblows balls
23:48:46 <steven_> right after
23:49:10 <sharni> Lol
23:49:29 <tisk> i cant even muster the modivation to cook noodles
23:49:34 <tisk> lols
23:49:39 <tisk> cant stand up
23:49:43 <tisk> fuck 40 cones
23:49:50 <tisk> have 41
23:49:56 <nate> ahh weed'p
23:50:15 <dusty> have 50
23:50:39 <tisk> dusty hi
23:50:44 <tisk> i saw u today
23:50:55 <tisk> hi
23:50:58 * dusty slaps tisk around a bit with a large trout
23:51:13 <tisk> thats all right dusty
23:51:47 <tisk> dusty
23:51:52 <tisk> springvale
23:52:03 <tisk> diamond dusty
23:52:34 <tisk> wanta like take other the world
23:52:37 <tisk> ???
23:52:45 <nate> toke on tisk!
23:52:59 <tisk> knob dustin
23:53:07 <tisk> dusty knob
23:54:46 <tisk> slim dim dam dusty
23:55:00 <tisk> wiss wiissshh woossssh
23:55:51 <tisk> 42
23:57:56 * nate drops panties
23:58:08 <nate> Abortion JOIN ME!
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23:58:38 <steven_> tisk we need a new video
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