// #melbourne — 2016-09-26
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00:04:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
00:17:00 <Trevor> http://imgur.com/bcXEe9a
03:06:00 <anotherirc3r> this is somewhat dead lol
03:07:00 <CaptainRedbeard> LOLLLLLLLL @ melbourne hey
03:07:00 <anotherirc3r> such a shame
03:12:00 <anotherirc3r> pity dematerialised doesn't come here anymore
03:14:00 <CaptainRedbeard> lol
03:14:00 <CaptainRedbeard> yeh what a shame hey
03:14:00 <CaptainRedbeard> :(
03:14:00 <CaptainRedbeard> Doodle does
03:14:00 <CaptainRedbeard> he is a good mate of his
03:14:00 <CaptainRedbeard> another loser
03:15:00 <anotherirc3r> most of them are sheep here
03:15:00 <CaptainRedbeard> they are all sheep
03:15:00 <CaptainRedbeard> but now they are broken away from the flock
03:16:00 <anotherirc3r> personally, i think this channel has improved tenfold
03:16:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
03:17:00 <CaptainRedbeard> hahahaha
03:17:00 <CaptainRedbeard> yeh
03:54:00 <anotherirc3r> hi iBiZa-
03:55:00 <anotherirc3r> wb
13:31:00 <Student> Greetings
13:31:00 <Lumeah> Sup
13:32:00 <Student> cool
13:32:00 <Student> u?
13:34:00 <Lumeah> Nah a bit warm
13:34:00 <Student> want to share?
13:35:00 <Lumeah> No.
13:35:00 <Student> cool :)
13:38:00 <Student> lazy
15:21:00 <Tim-Sim> Hello everybody
15:23:00 <CaptainRedbeard> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ melbourne chan
15:23:00 <Oriole> ALM
15:27:00 <Skirmish> looollllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ CaptainRedbeard
15:27:00 <breaker> looollllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ CaptainRedbeard
15:36:00 <CaptainRedbeard> Skirmish how do you feel that your bf below faggot has gone?
15:36:00 <breaker> lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo @ Skirmish
15:38:00 <CaptainRedbeard> Skirmish has gone into a state of depression over below faggot
15:39:00 <breaker> He's still around under a new nick.. but hiding.
15:40:00 <CaptainRedbeard> yeh typical faggot
15:41:00 <Skirmish> As always I have zero idea what you're rambling about in your drug induced state.
15:42:00 <CaptainRedbeard> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
15:45:00 <Adonis> did someone say drugs?
15:57:00 <Oriole> All Lives Matter
16:01:00 <georgeandwell> notjing matters..metallicas
16:16:00 <TheRon> i made some genuine morrocan lamb
16:17:00 <Oriole> Australian lamb with some spices?
16:17:00 <TheRon> yes
16:18:00 <TheRon> i used some morrocan soup stock as a base
16:18:00 <TheRon> just upped the spices
16:21:00 <TheRon> 420!
16:24:00 <TheRon> dangerfield is a god
16:47:00 <TheRon> come up and see me, make me smile
16:56:00 <TheRon> if this is our last goodbye........
17:01:00 <TheRon> tell me why, i don't like mondays
17:04:00 <British^Meat> hah ummmm what or who is below faggot?
17:05:00 <Skirmish> It's Jerome. Jerome/Plivent is a below faggot.
17:07:00 <British^Meat> like less than faggot?
17:08:00 <British^Meat> yer i know hes that guy that comes on at 4am loooooooling at himself
17:08:00 <British^Meat> but whats a below faggot
17:08:00 <British^Meat> im guessing lower than a faggot
17:08:00 <TheRon> is below faggot kindling?
17:11:00 <TheRon> candy candy candy i can't let you go
17:17:00 <TheRon> same as it ever was
17:24:00 <Doodle> 523
17:24:00 <Doodle> also below is a surname, he is referring to a person
17:25:00 <TheRon> mondays experts, always know wahts best....
17:28:00 <TheRon> i made morrocan lamb doodle
17:28:00 <Doodle> nice
17:29:00 <TheRon> with like real spices and stuff
17:30:00 <TheRon> doodle did i mention my bowling was fucking awesome on the weekend, won the game for them
17:30:00 <Doodle> was it crackerjack?
17:30:00 <TheRon> it was pukka
17:31:00 <Doodle> ehee good work
17:31:00 <TheRon> the offspring - want you bad\
17:34:00 <TheRon> brownlow on tonight
17:34:00 <TheRon> go dangers
17:38:00 <British^Meat> oh name dropping, lol classic
17:52:00 <TheRon> in the midnight hour she cried more more more
17:58:00 <TheRon> the handbags and the gladrags that your poor old grandad had to sweat to buy you
18:11:00 <TheRon> pearl jam - corduroy
18:17:00 <TheRon> robert palmer - johnny and mary
18:29:00 <TheRon> baby it ain't over till it's over
18:32:00 <couleurs> BvB
18:33:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:33:00 <TheRon> what they do now
18:33:00 <couleurs> wonned
18:34:00 <TheRon> i think with jame bunn's breast, we all win
18:36:00 <couleurs> she a baeb
18:36:00 <couleurs> i'd like 2 b weather so she could read me if u no wot i mean
18:37:00 <TheRon> oh i do
18:39:00 <couleurs> go da dees
18:39:00 <TheRon> the scorpions lost
18:39:00 <TheRon> dees second team
18:41:00 <TheRon> one night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
18:50:00 <couleurs> :)
18:50:00 <TheRon> gary ablett's mrs is wearing nothing she's virtually nude
18:51:00 <couleurs> nice, keep an eye out 4 her
19:03:00 <TheRon> the bitch is back
19:05:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
19:06:00 <TheRon> already for dangers winning the brownlow?
19:06:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think he's winning
19:06:00 <TheRiddler> media always get it wrong
19:06:00 <TheRon> umpires are clowns
19:07:00 <TheRiddler> cooney instead of ablett, priddis instead of fyfe.
19:08:00 <TheRon> do you think travis cloke will win the brownlow
19:08:00 <TheRiddler> I think it'll be pendles
19:08:00 <TheRon> damn
19:08:00 <TheRon> will minson?
19:10:00 <CaptainRedbeard> LOL @ TheRiddler
19:10:00 <CaptainRedbeard> fucking pedo faggot
19:11:00 <TheRiddler> talking about yourself again I see
19:11:00 <TheRon> it's all he knows
19:12:00 <TheRon> you'll not see nothing like the mighty quinn
19:16:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aAPLqPR_700b.jpg
19:16:00 <TheRiddler> for amelia
19:17:00 <amelia> bwahahahhaha de top pic is ma fave
19:17:00 <amelia> i jus finished watching narcos
19:18:00 <amelia> now wot is there to watch
19:18:00 <TheRiddler> have you seen stranger things yet?
19:18:00 <amelia> no sir
19:18:00 <amelia> is on Netflix?
19:18:00 <TheRon> http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/610/288/9dc.jpg
19:18:00 <TheRiddler> yes
19:18:00 <TheRiddler> it's good
19:19:00 <amelia> haha awww lil pupper
19:19:00 <amelia> ok i try it now
19:19:00 <amelia> it best be good asheh
19:19:00 <amelia> or off with your head
19:19:00 <TheRon> head iff good?
19:19:00 <amelia> yes
19:20:00 <amelia> courtesy of TheRon
19:20:00 <TheRon> i don't bend that way
19:20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:20:00 <amelia> I thought you was offering
19:21:00 <TheRon> life and death i would but.........
19:21:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/14433130_1093053847444252_2732661455292543517_n.jpg?oh=14bd5ce61bcb7bbd3dc4356ba9613b4c&oe=586C2E86
19:21:00 <amelia> so you're open to it
19:21:00 <TheRiddler> someone is selling these in narrikup
19:21:00 <TheRon> like i said
19:21:00 <amelia> awww
19:21:00 <TheRiddler> $800
19:22:00 <TheRiddler> you got $800? :P
19:22:00 <amelia> wot kind of pupper is it
19:22:00 <couleurs> that better be real weed 4 $800
19:22:00 <amelia> nah and i happy wif my lil staffy girl
19:22:00 <TheRiddler> Jackaranian
19:22:00 <TheRon> buddy's mrs is a fair peice
19:23:00 <amelia> jesinta
19:23:00 <TheRon> very nice
19:24:00 <amelia> wasn't she on that fired show
19:24:00 <couleurs> yea well i fucked his gf b4 he did
19:24:00 <couleurs> OwNeD
19:24:00 <TheRon> gonna have to narrow that down
19:25:00 <amelia> that show where there is a boss and he fires people
19:25:00 <amelia> and the last one wins
19:25:00 <TheRon> trump?
19:25:00 <couleurs> trumprentice
19:25:00 <amelia> yeee thr apprentice
19:25:00 <TheRon> probably
19:25:00 <amelia> she was on that
19:26:00 <TheRon> she's pretty she can do what she wants
19:27:00 <amelia> pretty much
19:27:00 <TheRon> rush for the change of atomsphere
19:29:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdy-TrzvlaA
19:31:00 <TheRon> 29 votes to dangers
19:33:00 <TheRon> always remembering there ain't no second prize
19:35:00 <TheRon> 8.15 TheRiddler
19:36:00 <TheRiddler> is that when it starts?
19:36:00 <TheRon> yes
19:37:00 <TheRon> just had it straight to dangers
19:37:00 <TheRon> hand
19:37:00 <couleurs> soz can't chat wotching da brownlo aka logies 4 idiet sportsters
19:39:00 <TheRon> what times the living end on saturday?
19:39:00 <TheRon> could give a flying xxxx about the rest
19:39:00 <baz> yasss
19:39:00 <baz> I made it
19:39:00 <grem> welcome
19:39:00 <baz> thank you guardian angel
19:43:00 <baz> and back again
19:43:00 <TheRon> it's amazing
19:43:00 <baz> innit
19:43:00 <amelia> TeLL a FRieND
19:43:00 <TheRiddler> what's with all the low open middle gowns
19:44:00 <TheRiddler> in the brownlow
19:44:00 <TheRiddler> also there's not many big tits
19:44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:44:00 <baz> oh man
19:44:00 <couleurs> all the big tits is their dates
19:44:00 <TheRon> brynne will be along soon
19:44:00 <baz> I just crazyfast flipped the channel when I saw it was on
19:44:00 <baz> do I have to face it here
19:48:00 <couleurs> FiFa 17 in 2 DaYs
19:49:00 <couleurs> who's eggsited
19:55:00 <couleurs> me is!!!!!!
19:55:00 <couleurs> hi katatonic_boringmale
20:04:00 <kinda_boringmale> hi
20:07:00 <partay> Doodle did you axe murder serenity ?
20:08:00 <TheRiddler> so much cleavage on display at the brownlow
20:08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:09:00 <slower> and thats just the man
20:09:00 <Doodle> Serenity got in one little fight and her mom got scared
20:10:00 <Doodle> and said 'you're movin with your aunty and uncle in bel-air'
20:11:00 <TheRiddler> shame the pre-show before the count is so bad
20:12:00 <slower> what would you do to make it better?
20:17:00 <TheRiddler> making chicken parmas meelies. want some? :p
20:21:00 <amelia> IS THE POPE BLOODY CATHOLIC
20:21:00 <partay> TheRiddler Brownlows wouldnt be the same with some slooders getting thie tits out
20:22:00 <Doodle> DOES THE POPE SHIT IN THE WOODS
20:22:00 <partay> craymelia another tough day at the checkout?
20:22:00 <TheRiddler> checkout that girl asile
20:22:00 <breaker> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
20:22:00 <Doodle> breaker has shit on highlight, its his nickname
20:22:00 <partay> lol
20:23:00 <Doodle> or maybe he has catholic on highlight
20:23:00 <amelia> no it was public holiday
20:23:00 <Doodle> did ur pubes take a holiday
20:23:00 <Doodle> oh public
20:23:00 <Doodle> nm
20:23:00 <breaker> Doodle loves me.
20:23:00 <amelia> ma pubes are on a permanent vacation
20:23:00 <Doodle> like a cat misses licking his own arsehole
20:24:00 <Doodle> nice one
20:24:00 <Doodle> pix
20:24:00 <partay> ewwww
20:24:00 <partay> Doodle please
20:24:00 <Doodle> are they in the south of france
20:24:00 <Doodle> sunning themselves on a yacht in st tropez?
20:24:00 <amelia> they send me postcards
20:24:00 <Doodle> nice
20:25:00 <TheRiddler> pics of postcards :P
20:25:00 <partay> Doodle would manscape
20:25:00 <partay> 100%
20:25:00 <Doodle> ofc, nobodys gonna stick ur balls in their mouth if they look like a porcupine
20:26:00 <amelia> pooftay is el natural
20:26:00 <partay> spoken like a true badger
20:26:00 <amelia> lazy fuck
20:26:00 <partay> im metro
20:26:00 <partay> im just not bald
20:26:00 <partay> looks weird on a guy
20:26:00 <amelia> manscape doesn't mean bold
20:26:00 <Doodle> well dont LOOK
20:26:00 <Doodle> jeez
20:26:00 <Doodle> its not 4 uy
20:26:00 <amelia> it jus means maintains
20:26:00 <Doodle> -y
20:27:00 <amelia> bald
20:27:00 <partay> craymelia has seen my peen anyway
20:27:00 <amelia> no i haven't
20:27:00 <amelia> i don't think I have
20:27:00 <Doodle> lol
20:27:00 <Doodle> maybe she forgot
20:27:00 <TheRiddler> crayola
20:27:00 <partay> lol
20:27:00 <TheRiddler> amelia is a crayon
20:27:00 <TheRiddler> :p
20:27:00 <amelia> I dont think i seen any irc dick
20:27:00 <partay> i need an assistant around the home
20:27:00 <amelia> fuckin rank
20:27:00 <Doodle> amelia's probably the only female on this server left who hasnt seen mine
20:27:00 <TheRiddler> except mine :P
20:28:00 <amelia> i haven't seen yours ash
20:28:00 <TheRiddler> oh just the egg
20:28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:28:00 <Doodle> eek
20:28:00 <partay> craymelia Doodle is #1. Do yourself a favour and get on that doodle
20:28:00 <Doodle> was it still in the chicken
20:28:00 <amelia> def haven't seen Doodles
20:28:00 <amelia> and def do not want to
20:28:00 <Doodle> despite my entreaties and supplications
20:28:00 <Doodle> haha
20:28:00 <Doodle> (she does)
20:29:00 <amelia> if i did im sure you would send
20:29:00 <Doodle> its just a little game we play where she acts revolted by the thought
20:29:00 <amelia> mypenis.jpg
20:29:00 <partay> the cook excelled herself tonight
20:29:00 <Doodle> ohaidere.jpg actually
20:29:00 <amelia> its not that im repulsed by your penis specifically
20:29:00 <amelia> as a group
20:29:00 <Doodle> oh
20:29:00 <Doodle> i dont have a group of them
20:29:00 <Doodle> just the usual brace
20:29:00 <amelia> the irc dick group
20:30:00 <partay> clusterdoodle
20:30:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
20:30:00 <Doodle> lawdy
20:30:00 <Doodle> get the dr to burn like 8 of them off
20:30:00 <Doodle> thx doc
20:30:00 <Doodle> u could have left me one
20:30:00 <partay> im sure craymelias clit is bigger than georgeandwell's bean
20:31:00 <Doodle> :o
20:31:00 <Doodle> if u ask her nicely she might provide u with measurements
20:31:00 <partay> lol
20:31:00 <amelia> can't
20:31:00 <Doodle> weight in kg, volume by litres
20:31:00 <amelia> I only have standard 30cm ruler
20:31:00 <Doodle> eeehehe
20:31:00 <amelia> need the 1m rulers
20:32:00 <Doodle> and several staff
20:32:00 <amelia> halp
20:32:00 <Doodle> lmao
20:32:00 <Doodle> mental image
20:32:00 <amelia> bwahahhahaahhahahaa
20:32:00 <amelia> terrible jus terrible
20:32:00 <Doodle> 2 blokes with tape measures and a 3rd throwing buckets of water over it
20:32:00 <amelia> AHHAHA
20:32:00 <TheRiddler> I'm half a ruler
20:32:00 <TheRiddler> :P
20:33:00 <amelia> bwahahaa
20:33:00 <Doodle> jeez dude
20:33:00 <Doodle> leave a little mystery
20:33:00 <Doodle> that poor egg wouldnt have known what hit it
20:33:00 <amelia> Stranger Things is fantasy?
20:33:00 <amelia> i dun like fantasy
20:33:00 <amelia> or sci fi
20:33:00 <TheRiddler> horror/fantasy
20:33:00 <amelia> asheh
20:34:00 <amelia> mmmm
20:34:00 <amelia> do i look like Cloud to you
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:35:00 <partay> https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14390805_657984601028009_8135805743095808342_n.jpg?oh=c362b79f9f1a148fa3d7756733be5da4&oe=5878B52E
20:36:00 <amelia> theres a troll doll movie coming out
20:50:00 <Doodle> god
20:50:00 <Doodle> why
20:50:00 <Doodle> oh wait money nm
20:55:00 <amelia> yeeeee
20:58:00 <partay> the fkn robot is here.. everyone genuflect
21:04:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/Radioonelebanon/videos/1365338400155223/
21:05:00 <TheRiddler> helper dog
21:07:00 <partay> Picard some and sand my poles
21:07:00 <partay> come*
21:10:00 <robot> lol
21:10:00 <robot> hey
21:11:00 <partay> the robot hows the network engineering business?
21:13:00 <robot> same old mate
21:13:00 <robot> same old
21:15:00 <partay> nods
21:21:00 <partay> welcome to the craymelia camping grounds
21:21:00 <partay> https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14390641_390398817750764_7910953094274220727_n.jpg?oh=eab92d0bb762304c7622b022cccd1e08&oe=5863CDEB
21:24:00 <amelia> GODAMNIT
21:25:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/fJX1r.jpg
21:25:00 <partay> thats more like it TheRiddler
21:25:00 <Picard> what
21:26:00 <Doodle> crikey
21:26:00 <partay> Picard bring your angle grinder over and get to work
21:26:00 <Picard> wtf are u on about?
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> did you watch the vid amelia
21:26:00 <partay> im staining my gazebo
21:26:00 <amelia> wot vid
21:26:00 <partay> i need you to sand it
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> [19:04] <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/Radioonelebanon/videos/1365338400155223/'
21:26:00 <Picard> hows fuck off sound?
21:26:00 <partay> ill pay your $17.50 an hour
21:27:00 <amelia> it no work for me
21:27:00 <Picard> fuck off
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> oops
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> [19:04] <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/Radioonelebanon/videos/1365338400155223/
21:27:00 <Picard> who the fuck works for $17.50?
21:27:00 <partay> thats minimum wage
21:28:00 <Picard> poor bastards, no surprise they are always so angry.
21:28:00 <partay> more than youre worth.. but ill throw in 2 sanding discs
21:28:00 <amelia> bwhahahahaha such a clever pupper
21:28:00 <partay> you can keep them when youre finished
21:28:00 <Picard> nuh, im fine thanks
21:29:00 <TheRiddler> lol yep
21:30:00 <Picard> do it yourself u lazy cunt, or dont you know how?
21:30:00 <partay> pfffft thats black person work
21:31:00 <Picard> racist
21:31:00 <Picard> lol
21:31:00 <partay> or picard type work
21:31:00 <Picard> as if any coon will work
21:32:00 <Picard> nuh mate, i dont get my hands dirty nowdays
21:32:00 <partay> im white colla mate
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> did picard's aircon business went bankrupt yet
21:33:00 <TheRiddler> I bet he has his aircon on all the time
21:33:00 <British^Meat> he works tech support over the phone, for aircons, as u can guess, its all go go go
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> wut a beard
21:37:00 <Picard> TheRiddler awesome english there. I understand its your second language.
21:38:00 <TheRiddler> https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6ZsUVNu13PrvRuTe/200.gif
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlBTxoR1zF2LHaw/giphy.gif
21:41:00 <Picard> Paul Murray for PM
21:43:00 <TheRiddler> http://66.media.tumblr.com/21aae042a4d040e72deb150278cb0215/tumblr_mspdcvkylp1s0mbfho1_400.gif
21:43:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
21:45:00 <TheRiddler> https://media.giphy.com/media/l2Sqahvxpz96GnPOM/giphy.gif
21:49:00 <TheRiddler> https://media.giphy.com/media/xT1XGCDgZQ5LDHJY1G/giphy.gif
21:49:00 <TheRiddler> cute ad
21:51:00 <TheRiddler> http://data.whicdn.com/images/253682011/large.gif
22:20:00 <partay> Picard and mow my lawn while you're here
22:25:00 <Picard> ok, if your missus sucks me off
22:26:00 <Picard> deal??
22:31:00 <couleurs> lollllllllll @ Picard
22:32:00 <partay> hahahaha
22:32:00 <partay> your missus doesnt suck dick i take it?
22:33:00 <georgeandwell> scarn on m8
22:33:00 <TheRiddler> she gives him footjobs with her 6 toes
22:34:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
22:35:00 <TheRiddler> I'd like to know why his whole family have the same nose
22:36:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn on
22:36:00 <georgeandwell> fuckwits
22:39:00 <partay> lol
22:39:00 <partay> georgie is the lomesome loser
22:41:00 <georgeandwell> partgau
22:41:00 <partay> hahaha
22:41:00 <partay> oh georgie.. you make me laugh
22:41:00 <partay> lulz
22:42:00 <georgeandwell> partgay u still fantasizing m8
22:42:00 <georgeandwell> of being a somebody in thebworld
22:42:00 <georgeandwell> or u realise ur a nobody yet
22:43:00 <partay> lol
22:43:00 <partay> thats you georgie
22:43:00 <partay> a big 0
22:44:00 <georgeandwell> relax
22:44:00 <georgeandwell> its late
22:45:00 <partay> i couldnt be any more relaxed
22:45:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1r come ova watch me showr naked
22:45:00 <georgeandwell> b4 bed
22:45:00 <georgeandwell> its been a long day
22:45:00 <partay> tiny penis edition
22:45:00 <partay> heh
22:46:00 <partay> Picard you and georgie should hang out... Hit the bars and pick up some slutz
22:46:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn on
22:46:00 <[_-^A\-_]> part gay
22:46:00 <georgeandwell> bit quiet 2nite
22:47:00 <georgeandwell> i dont hang out with bald dudes
22:47:00 <georgeandwell> rule no1
22:48:00 <amelia> thats a fair rule
22:48:00 <georgeandwell> usually the bald dudes need to drive muscle cars to make up for lack of hair
22:48:00 <georgeandwell> and wear tight clothes
22:48:00 <georgeandwell> which i am against rule no2.
22:49:00 <[_-^A\-_]> bad milk :(
22:50:00 <georgeandwell> mate
22:50:00 <[_-^A\-_]> m8
22:50:00 <georgeandwell> wtf nick is this
22:50:00 <[_-^A\-_]> :) meo
22:50:00 <couleurs> how many coffees every1 had 2 day
22:50:00 <couleurs> i've had 3
22:50:00 <[_-^A\-_]> im having one right now
22:50:00 <georgeandwell> 4 ya cunt
22:51:00 <georgeandwell> if u have coffee now
22:51:00 <georgeandwell> surely u are on centrelink
22:51:00 <georgeandwell> cos u get up at 9am
22:51:00 <georgeandwell> ??????
22:51:00 <amelia> georgio why you so cranky tonight
22:52:00 <partay> craymelia.. georgie needs a gf
22:52:00 <TheRiddler> he's always cranky
22:52:00 <partay> its been a lonely 35 years for him
22:52:00 <partay> give him a sympathy bang
22:52:00 <amelia> no he jus a lil crankypanties tonight
22:53:00 <georgeandwell> am i cranky
22:53:00 <[_-^A\-_]> crank it up
22:53:00 <georgeandwell> is it... i wasnt realise
22:53:00 <amelia> maybe his rabbit died, you guys jus don't know
22:53:00 <partay> his pet gerbil
22:53:00 <amelia> yeah, a lil bit georgio
22:53:00 <georgeandwell> i thought i sound tough
22:53:00 <partay> hahahaha
22:54:00 <georgeandwell> this is now i normally talk
22:54:00 <georgeandwell> how
22:54:00 <amelia> maybe a cranky tuff guy then
22:54:00 <georgeandwell> i call most people by their first name... ie dumbshit
22:54:00 <amelia> are u short?
22:54:00 <amelia> bwahahaha
22:55:00 <georgeandwell> amelia when a guy calls u a.cunt
22:55:00 <georgeandwell> hes saying,,,hows it garn
22:55:00 <Picard> partay i just want a change, get that whore sucking my dick
22:55:00 <georgeandwell> its not angru
22:55:00 <amelia> ohhhhh
22:55:00 <partay> lol
22:55:00 <amelia> i learnt sumfin tonight
22:55:00 <amelia> thnx georgio
22:56:00 <georgeandwell> like when i go buy me lotto ticket frpm newsagent
22:56:00 <partay> Picard youd bust a nut just looking at her
22:56:00 <georgeandwell> i say,,, gidday m8 ya dumbshit give me a automate.,,thanks cunt
22:56:00 <georgeandwell> autopick
22:56:00 <georgeandwell> thats friendly m'dear
22:56:00 <amelia> oh ok i understand
22:57:00 <amelia> its a term of endearment
22:57:00 <georgeandwell> kopl
22:57:00 <georgeandwell> kool
22:57:00 <[_-^A\-_]> cool mints
22:57:00 <amelia> cword is a positive thing not a negative
22:57:00 <[_-^A\-_]> pword is better
22:57:00 <[_-^A\-_]> PU$$Y
22:57:00 <[_-^A\-_]> :P
22:58:00 <Doodle> SHARS YA PUSSAY
22:58:00 <amelia> poosay
22:58:00 <Doodle> eeehehe
22:58:00 <Doodle> gis a look at ya spadger
22:58:00 <amelia> jeezus
22:58:00 <Doodle> lol i used to work with a guy called spadger
22:58:00 <georgeandwell> its good to also throw in a faggot or two in their
22:59:00 <amelia> ok i might try it tomorrow @ work
22:59:00 <Doodle> AIRS IT GARN SPADGE
22:59:00 <[_-^A\-_]> Music\MP3 Rocket\Fear Factory - timelessness.mp3
22:59:00 <amelia> good morning u faggot cword how was your dumbshit long weekend
22:59:00 <Doodle> hm
22:59:00 <georgeandwell> like ...hi yaj faggot dumsbit useless cunt...id like a 2 piece feed with coke... thanks m8 have a good one yah flogbag
22:59:00 <Doodle> well
23:00:00 <Doodle> you do work with real estate agents so you're not lying
23:00:00 <Doodle> they are mostly faggot cunts
23:00:00 <amelia> hahahaha
23:00:00 <amelia> harsh
23:00:00 <Doodle> but true!
23:00:00 <TheRiddler> george is really paki
23:00:00 <georgeandwell> with RE agaents... im just all hi...
23:00:00 <TheRiddler> asians are too polite to use the cword
23:00:00 <georgeandwell> no more
23:01:00 <georgeandwell> i have nothing but hate for them scum
23:01:00 <Doodle> cool
23:01:00 <partay> hahaha
23:01:00 <amelia> im a real estate agent
23:01:00 <amelia> will this change our friendship georgio
23:01:00 <Doodle> georgeandwell do u hate them cos u got evicted from ur share house u lived in with 200 other boat ppl
23:02:00 <partay> lol
23:02:00 <georgeandwell> they rate the lowest in the society trust.factor survey... nurses are at the top
23:02:00 <amelia> no they didn't
23:02:00 <TheRiddler> .
23:02:00 <Doodle> phew lucky i'm a car salesman
23:02:00 <partay> lucky im a politician
23:02:00 <georgeandwell> the highest is nurse.. pharmacist.., vet.. something like that
23:02:00 <TheRiddler> what did nurses do to you?
23:02:00 <[_-^A\-_]> i've been wondering how many times a day babygirl flicks her bean she just won't tell me
23:03:00 <georgeandwell> doctor rates pretty low as we know most doctors are shifty
23:03:00 <Doodle> my mums a nurse and i wouldnt trust her as far as i could throw her
23:03:00 <TheRiddler> did they refuse to help with your sperm donation?
23:03:00 <Doodle> lol
23:03:00 <partay> your mum knows how to use the cold spoon Doodle
23:03:00 <Doodle> oh god
23:03:00 <Doodle> dont
23:03:00 <amelia> ohhhhh
23:03:00 <Doodle> she's brutal
23:03:00 <amelia> sweet dreams for doodz tonight
23:04:00 <Doodle> hah
23:04:00 <Doodle> i just did 2 hrs of brand deconstruction study i will sleep like a baby
23:04:00 <amelia> sounds riveting
23:04:00 <partay> MD Doodle
23:04:00 <Doodle> it was ok
23:05:00 <amelia> do u feel smarter
23:05:00 <partay> Doodle you can be georgies boss
23:05:00 <amelia> teach me sumfink
23:05:00 <partay> he works in a call centre
23:05:00 <Doodle> i do feel smarter
23:05:00 <[_-^A\-_]> fear factory rules
23:05:00 <Doodle> no more call centres for me m8 hence going back to uni
23:06:00 <amelia> teach me sumfin easy bout brand deconstruction
23:06:00 <Doodle> lol there is nothing easy
23:06:00 <partay> lol
23:06:00 <amelia> for u maybe
23:06:00 <amelia> but i am Einstein
23:06:00 <Doodle> oooooooooo
23:06:00 <[_-^A\-_]> my liver hurts
23:06:00 <amelia> e = mc triangle fyi
23:07:00 <[_-^A\-_]> e = xtc
23:07:00 <Doodle> its made up of heaps of parts and i cbf going through it all
23:07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:07:00 <[_-^A\-_]> :P
23:07:00 <partay> Doodle is smrt
23:07:00 <Doodle> SMART
23:08:00 <Doodle> specific, measurable, achievable, realistic and timed
23:08:00 <Doodle> like me objectives
23:08:00 <amelia> timed
23:08:00 <Doodle> ye
23:08:00 <amelia> explain how you are timed
23:08:00 <amelia> are u a herb?
23:09:00 <Picard> partay im tipping she aint that good, if she was you wouldnt be here hitting on chubbas like serenity
23:09:00 <Doodle> a timed objective is achieving something by a certain time
23:09:00 <Doodle> like selling shit by the end of xmas etc
23:09:00 <partay> thats thyme
23:09:00 <partay> hahahaa
23:09:00 <Doodle> h8 uz
23:10:00 <partay> serenity isnt a chubba
23:10:00 <amelia> i know dick head
23:10:00 <partay> craymelia is the resdient chubbs now
23:10:00 <Doodle> whos a dick head
23:10:00 <amelia> pooftay is
23:10:00 <Doodle> oh
23:10:00 <Doodle> i c
23:10:00 <amelia> ye dw
23:10:00 <amelia> u r jus timed
23:10:00 <Doodle> does he suffocate when he wears a condom
23:11:00 <partay> lol
23:11:00 <couleurs> u can bra deconstruct me n e time babey
23:11:00 <Doodle> re00wwww
23:11:00 <Doodle> speaking of
23:11:00 <Doodle> Temperature 5.5°C
23:11:00 <Doodle> god me nips
23:12:00 <amelia> ak bullets
23:12:00 <partay> thats what you get for living in mexico
23:12:00 <partay> its 20°C here
23:12:00 <Doodle> mm bullets
23:12:00 <Doodle> i havent had them in yonks
23:12:00 <Doodle> where do u live partay
23:13:00 <amelia> ohhhh they were rank
23:13:00 <partay> Brisvegas muchacho
23:13:00 <Doodle> do u have a spare room and do u leave ur wife home a lone a lot
23:13:00 <amelia> i liked cobblers or whatever they called
23:13:00 <Doodle> *alone
23:13:00 <amelia> a lone
23:13:00 <Doodle> lol ye i know wtf
23:13:00 <amelia> a lone timed wolf
23:13:00 <TheRiddler> I had a giant licorice strap last week
23:14:00 <amelia> red one?!
23:14:00 <Doodle> did u stick it in ur peehole
23:14:00 <TheRiddler> nah original
23:14:00 <amelia> yux
23:14:00 <Doodle> you'd have black wees
23:14:00 <TheRiddler> it was 3m or something
23:14:00 <Doodle> eek
23:14:00 <partay> Doodle i would consider it a privlidge to let you lay with my wife
23:14:00 <amelia> THREE METRES OF LICORICE?
23:14:00 <Doodle> lmao thx partay
23:15:00 <Doodle> top bloke
23:15:00 <TheRiddler> yes
23:15:00 <Doodle> she might not be so keen
23:15:00 <amelia> pooftay wants doods cock
23:15:00 <Doodle> can u blame him
23:15:00 <amelia> using his fake wife as a ploy to obtain the doodzdick
23:15:00 <Doodle> oh shit
23:15:00 <Doodle> its a tarp
23:15:00 <amelia> will his tactic work
23:15:00 <partay> lol
23:15:00 <Doodle> i do like warm weather
23:16:00 <Doodle> might get some of it this year
23:16:00 <partay> i have a pool as well Doodle
23:17:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8c5wmeOL9o
23:17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Noice. Views: 7,901,566 Uploader: Dylancliff111 Uploaded: Nov 1, 2013 Duration: 0m4s Rating: 4.94
23:18:00 <[_-^A\-_]> im back you fucking fuckers
23:18:00 <partay> craymelia dont forget my fake kid
23:18:00 <partay> and the fake fucking ps4 cases i keep standing on
23:19:00 <Picard> she was a chubba when u wanted to fuck her
23:19:00 <partay> pictardo.. negative.. that was you wanting her to fuck you in the ass
23:19:00 <partay> she'd drop a bigger nail than you
23:20:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1r come give me bedtime handj
23:20:00 <[_-^A\-_]> fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
23:20:00 <georgeandwell> help me got bed
23:20:00 <robot> ye its bed time for me too
23:20:00 <robot> gnite
23:21:00 <[_-^A\-_]> haha
23:21:00 <[_-^A\-_]> fuck it so bored.
23:21:00 <Picard> lol
23:21:00 <Picard> nuh lad, it was you
23:21:00 <Picard> you told me about your chubba fetish
23:23:00 <partay> heh
23:24:00 <partay> Doodle you're in charge
23:24:00 <Doodle> crap
23:30:00 <[_-^A\-_]> mosquito
23:55:00 <[_-^A\-_]Romeo> <[_-^A\-_]Romeo> i bought lots of healthy food today
23:55:00 <[_-^A\-_]Romeo> <[_-^A\-_]Romeo> i usually just buy junk food
23:56:00 <[_-^A\-_]Romeo> <@CherryLipz> healthy food is way better then junk food
23:56:00 <[_-^A\-_]Romeo> <[_-^A\-_]Romeo> yeah it is but,
23:56:00 <[_-^A\-_]Romeo> <[_-^A\-_]Romeo> i think i was addicted to junk food
23:56:00 <[_-^A\-_]Romeo> <@CherryLipz> yeah
23:56:00 <[_-^A\-_]Romeo> <[_-^A\-_]Romeo> i hope i don't go into withdrawels
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