// #melbourne — 2016-09-21
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02:02:00 <CaptainPugwash> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ melbourne
02:02:00 <CaptainPugwash> fucking LOL @ Maurice
04:12:00 <CaptainPugwash> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ melbourne
06:13:00 <spence> Wassuup
06:14:00 <spence> Fun fun
06:14:00 <spence> /j cats
10:25:00 <s3m> DAGGER BRAIN
13:57:00 <President_Trump> lols
17:23:00 <TheRon> looking like a choir girl, she's crying like a refugee
17:26:00 <Doodle> 526
17:26:00 <TheRon> take a long line
17:31:00 <TheRon> dark clouds above Doodle
17:34:00 <TheRon> 1927 - if i could
17:47:00 <TheRon> the horses!
17:55:00 <TheRon> we've gotta get out of this place if it's the last thing we ever do
17:57:00 <TheRon> doodle where's faux, has she not recovered from the last seeing to you gave her?
18:17:00 <TheRon> hello billy, hello johnny, hello everyone
18:25:00 <TheRon> don't you slip in love with the girls on the avenue
18:26:00 <President_Trump> stop pedoing ronny
18:27:00 <TheRon> i never
18:34:00 <TheRon> when is trump gonna ban the guns that are killing all the kids?
18:40:00 <TheRon> this heart attack, i've gotta get away not coming back
18:40:00 <President_Trump> do you want him to ban pressure cookers as well?
18:41:00 <TheRon> only ones that explode
18:41:00 <TheRon> won't somebody please think of the children
18:48:00 <TheRon> don't fight it, if you don't know what it is
18:48:00 <President_Trump> i would ban all pressure cookers and trucks
18:49:00 <TheRon> is trump gonna reopen cuba?
18:49:00 <President_Trump> it's already open
18:49:00 <TheRon> guantanamo?
18:49:00 <TheRon> i thought thye closed it
18:49:00 <President_Trump> definitely
18:49:00 <President_Trump> i dont think its closed yet
18:50:00 <President_Trump> obama is busy sending all the terrorists back to the battlefield
18:51:00 <TheRon> where we can just bomb the shit out of them
18:52:00 <TheRon> nothing like a good bombing to change someones views on things
18:52:00 <President_Trump> well obama has used the most drone attacks out of any president, he is very violent
18:52:00 <President_Trump> he usually hits syrian targets though not isis
18:53:00 <TheRon> let's be honest, they all look the same, it's hard to tell the diff
18:53:00 <President_Trump> they know who is in which area
18:53:00 <President_Trump> obama gets a call from the isis leaders and then bombs where they tell him to
18:58:00 <TheRon> walking around on broken leg well i can't get you out of my head
19:08:00 <TheRon> drapht - rapunzel
19:25:00 <President_Trump> lols
19:26:00 <TheRon> trump being president?
19:27:00 <President_Trump> https://i.redditmedia.com/-EecJ-ScY9gXoGgKiFSk4r-oKIpd1i3vY2ZXf59Mg3s.png?w=412&s=3f490b366cd7893ee9c6000f120c4374
19:27:00 <TheRon> money well spent i'd say
19:28:00 <President_Trump> $200,000 to campaign at one of hillarys event with maybe 100 people lol
19:33:00 <georgeandwell> gidsay
19:34:00 <georgeandwell> they reckon the email scandal will come back
19:34:00 <TheRon> nigerian prince?
19:35:00 <georgeandwell> she had an affair
19:36:00 <georgeandwell> with an african
19:36:00 <georgeandwell> thats the rumour
19:36:00 <TheRon> coming in africa
19:37:00 <TheRon> kate miler heidke - sarah
19:38:00 <georgeandwell> i wonder if.kate Middleton is into black guys
19:38:00 <TheRon> why don't you ask her black butler
19:39:00 <georgeandwell> heh
19:39:00 <georgeandwell> butlers
19:39:00 <georgeandwell> with an s
19:39:00 <TheRon> best to keep her onside
19:39:00 <President_Trump> for u ronny
19:39:00 <President_Trump> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cswg1n8VIAAsFPC.jpg
19:40:00 <georgeandwell> does anyone know what white women fantasies about
19:40:00 <georgeandwell> is it black dudes
19:40:00 <TheRon> and trump hasn't done that
19:40:00 <TheRon> the black giant penis?
19:41:00 <georgeandwell> i dunno.., i heard white women fantasies about brown skin but they never admit it
19:41:00 <TheRon> i've heard amelia likes black giant penis
19:42:00 <georgeandwell> probabaly
19:42:00 <amelia> i would def prefer a burrito
19:42:00 <georgeandwell> but she will only date white guys
19:43:00 <amelia> why will i only date white men georgio
19:43:00 <georgeandwell> cos i never seen white girls date other race
19:44:00 <amelia> am i white?
19:44:00 <georgeandwell> not sure
19:44:00 <TheRon> you black minstrel
19:45:00 <georgeandwell> but i hardly see inter race
19:45:00 <georgeandwell> rare
19:45:00 <amelia> i see it a lot
19:46:00 <TheRon> ben simmons mixed race we begrudge him?
19:46:00 <georgeandwell> who is that
19:47:00 <TheRon> nba top draft pick, aussie, dad american married an asuuie girl
19:47:00 <TheRon> aussie
19:48:00 <georgeandwell> ok
19:48:00 <georgeandwell> thx
19:50:00 <President_Trump> that is an anomaly though coz he was a sports star
19:51:00 <TheRon> huge melb tigers fan, gaze is still a legend
19:51:00 <President_Trump> gaze is shit couldnt make it in the nba
19:51:00 <TheRon> he got a ring
19:52:00 <President_Trump> what did he play about 10 minutes for the entire year?
19:52:00 <TheRon> stop putting facts into the story
19:52:00 <President_Trump> all i work on is facts
19:53:00 <georgeandwell> gaze is known to be a big dickhead
19:53:00 <georgeandwell> same as don burke
19:55:00 <amelia> BURKES BACKYARD
19:55:00 <georgeandwell> yeh
19:55:00 <TheRon> better homes and gardens with noni hazlehurst and john jarratt
19:56:00 <georgeandwell> hes screen persona is af ake
19:56:00 <georgeandwell> fake
19:56:00 <georgeandwell> like nigella the coke head
19:56:00 <georgeandwell> wholesome coke head that enjoyed black bukake
19:56:00 <TheRon> noni looks for a divorce lawyer while john john changes the locks.....
19:56:00 <georgeandwell> no joke m8
19:57:00 <amelia> whats wrong if she enjoys a bit of coke
19:57:00 <georgeandwell> she also had black orgies
19:58:00 <TheRon> Lumeah2: faker - hurricane
19:58:00 <amelia> coked black orgies
19:59:00 <amelia> i still fail to see the issue here
19:59:00 <TheRon> west coked eagles
19:59:00 <amelia> haha
20:00:00 <TheRon> if you see ben cousins sleeping in his car, feed his meter
20:00:00 <President_Trump> is he dead yet?
20:00:00 <TheRon> no
20:01:00 <TheRon> only a matter of time though
20:09:00 <georgeandwell> hi
20:09:00 <georgeandwell> hows it garb
20:10:00 <President_Trump> serenity's body is in kings park
20:19:00 <couleurs> Hi All
20:30:00 <georgeandwell> wher is faux
20:30:00 <georgeandwell> body
20:30:00 <georgeandwell> in hyde park
21:03:00 <President_Trump> lols
21:33:00 <amelia> slinky: 1
21:33:00 <amelia> trump: 0
21:33:00 <couleurs> couleurs: 1 amelia: 0
21:33:00 <President_Trump> ?
21:33:00 <amelia> incorrect scores cereals
21:34:00 <couleurs> j/k
21:35:00 <Trevor> so anyway about my balls
21:36:00 <amelia> ye cereals wants to know all about dem
21:36:00 <President_Trump> trev
21:37:00 <couleurs> tell me more tell me more
21:38:00 <Trevor> fuck em
21:38:00 <President_Trump> trev serenity is dead
21:39:00 <amelia> aahahahahahhahahaah wella wella
21:39:00 <georgeandwell> hi
21:39:00 <couleurs> like does he have some balls?
21:40:00 <amelia> HAHA def read it in the proper tone
21:41:00 <couleurs> #melbourne luvin' had me a BLAST
21:41:00 <couleurs> fuck that song is da best
21:41:00 <amelia> happen so faaaaaast
21:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you not talk about serenity - it’s fucking tragic what happened
21:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> RIP serenity
21:44:00 <President_Trump> she wouldnt have become an ice head if u didnt introduce her to it kate
21:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really
21:45:00 <couleurs> RiP Siranity
21:45:00 <President_Trump> blowing smoke in your baby's face so it can get high too
21:45:00 <President_Trump> disgraceful
21:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really
21:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> see this is what happens when you smoke too much ice - you lapse into a psychosis
21:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and lose track of reality.
21:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> put the pipe down and go to rehab buddy
21:46:00 <President_Trump> projection
21:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, fact.
21:47:00 <President_Trump> when did u last breast feed?
21:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> when did you last breast feed?
21:50:00 <President_Trump> last week lols
21:50:00 <couleurs> lolllllllllll
21:52:00 <amelia> hai asheh
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> hai meelovely
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:54:00 <TheRiddler> how are you?
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p296x100/14317442_1167073850007508_8234637890157998348_n.jpg?oh=ae2940263eeb009232cfe0578239d5fd&oe=586FA2B1
21:59:00 <amelia> me good fanks and how you
22:00:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAA happy pupper
22:00:00 <amelia> i can't stop looking @ him & smiling
22:03:00 <couleurs> me 2
22:03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:03:00 <amelia> did u save the pic like i did 2
22:04:00 <TheRiddler> what pic?
22:05:00 <amelia> the happy tree doggo
22:05:00 <TheRiddler> ohh
22:06:00 <TheRiddler> yes
22:06:00 <TheRiddler> I'm looking for a new watch for work
22:07:00 <amelia> wot kind of watch
22:07:00 <couleurs> y don't u make like a dog in a tree n bark
22:08:00 <TheRiddler> dont know
22:08:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/COMMANDO-MODEL-RRP-249-MENS-WATCH-unwanted-make-a-great-gift-/272377169575?hash=item3f6af1c6a7:g:qIEAAOSw9N1VwI2F
22:12:00 <Trevor> 29<212526katatonic_kate0129> see this is what happens when you smoke too much ice - you lapse into a psychosis
22:12:00 <Trevor> speaking from experience?
22:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i work with people addicted to drugs.
22:12:00 <Trevor> youre a dealer?
22:12:00 <Trevor> kool
22:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> professionally - shit cunt!
22:13:00 <Trevor> professionally a shit cunt dealer?
22:13:00 <Trevor> koold
22:14:00 <Trevor> nice work buddy
22:14:00 <Trevor> just dont let docs know or theyll take ur kids
22:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> docs - who is that?
22:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> you’re probably thinking of Family and Community Services
22:18:00 <amelia> ye u dum fuk
22:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
22:22:00 <Trevor> ye rite ok
22:23:00 <couleurs> y'all wanna go me?
22:23:00 <Trevor> brb four x and rooting
22:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> I heard you were given a z line - did you suck someones dick trevor
22:23:00 <President_Trump> Trevor how is katoomba tonight?
22:23:00 <Trevor> nah
22:24:00 <Trevor> i asked lwax to remove it and well she didnt haha
22:24:00 <Trevor> but im till here so whatevs
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i’ll have to remind her to remove you <3
22:24:00 <Trevor> you voted for pauline didnt u?
22:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah of course.
22:24:00 <partay> 500,000 aussies did
22:25:00 <Trevor> yea well people supported hitler too, doesnt mean it was right
22:25:00 <partay> we know where the rednecks live
22:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> your point trevor?
22:25:00 <partay> trev is pointless
22:25:00 <Trevor> my dick is pointy thankyou very much
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha! doubt that very much.
22:26:00 <partay> like a pencil
22:26:00 <Trevor> i sharpen it
22:26:00 <partay> its just a nub
22:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> with viagra?
22:26:00 <Trevor> wood shavings
22:26:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 can classify and index more irc penis
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ive only seen a few! Believe it or not!
22:27:00 <partay> the quality ones
22:27:00 <Trevor> shuttup pauline
22:27:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew dat!
22:29:00 <Trevor> irc quality
22:29:00 <partay> your vag is still tip top ?
22:29:00 <Trevor> seems legit
22:30:00 <Trevor> everyone on irc are fat and ugly, except for me
22:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah - c-sections x 2
22:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> vadge is great!
22:31:00 <partay> excellent
22:31:00 <Trevor> no it isnt you still take heaps of dick
22:31:00 <partay> pristine vag
22:31:00 <amelia> vadgina
22:31:00 <partay> craymelia
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Trevor, im a married women. I don’t need dick on the side.
22:32:00 <amelia> pooftay
22:32:00 <Trevor> oh ok
22:32:00 <Trevor> your husband should call you harvey norman cause you have no interest for 36 months
22:32:00 <amelia> u said that last night
22:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really, please tell me more
22:32:00 <Trevor> yeah i did and i say it again cause its gold
22:33:00 <Trevor> genius right
22:33:00 <amelia> no stop saying it
22:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> no.
22:33:00 <partay> its old
22:33:00 <partay> and unfunny
22:33:00 <Trevor> ur old
22:33:00 <Trevor> and unfunny
22:33:00 <partay> but i have a beautiful penis
22:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^^
22:33:00 <Trevor> but you're a massive dick
22:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> jealous?
22:34:00 <partay> georgeandwell has a vagina like a dropped lasagna
22:56:00 <Trevor> yum i love fucking lasagna
22:59:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
23:00:00 <partay> moor fucking reece
23:00:00 <partay> georgie... did you make any friends today? Or just more ridicule ?
23:19:00 <Doodle> wut wut
23:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> in the butt
23:22:00 <Doodle> 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8
23:22:00 <Doodle> 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8
23:22:00 <Doodle> 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8 8,8
23:34:00 <Donald_Trump> lols
23:36:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaYHRx9-v2M
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