// #melbourne — 2016-09-25
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00:00:00 <Oitto> I love nice
00:00:00 <Oitto> I know nice
00:00:00 <breaker> That's a lie.
00:01:00 <Oitto> they will fuck your style up
00:01:00 <couleurs> lollllllllll @ men utd
00:01:00 <breaker> lolllllllllllll @ paul_banks
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> lollllllllllllllll @ ice smokers!
00:02:00 <breaker> katatonic_kate01, Are you one of them?
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> no.
00:04:00 <Donald_Trump> kate is the chief ice smoker
00:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> no.
00:04:00 <Donald_Trump> katatonice_kate01
00:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow.
00:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT.
00:07:00 <Oitto> I hate drugs now
00:07:00 <Oitto> i got days before I can't get weed
00:08:00 <breaker> funny thing about katatonic_kate01.. her and MaXiPaD once had an online relationship
00:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, TOTALLY
00:09:00 <breaker> kibblz
00:09:00 <Oitto> is katatonic_kate01 hmm ahh mm ha ah haha
00:09:00 <Oitto> ????
00:11:00 <breaker> *sounds of crickets*
00:11:00 <Donald_Trump> katatonic_kate01 was chasing the black cock but he preferred a blonde bimbo before running off to melbourne, katatonic_kate01 never had a chance!
00:12:00 <breaker> loooolllllllllllllllllll
00:12:00 <Donald_Trump> MaXiPaD
00:12:00 <Donald_Trump> she thought if she became a meth head he would come over for lots of hits and they could be together!
00:13:00 <breaker> MaXiPaD wasn't into drugs
00:15:00 <Donald_Trump> MaXiPaD wasn't into drugs and wasn't into katatonic_kate01
00:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh what a crying shame
00:23:00 <Oitto> breaker has nice tits mmm
00:24:00 <couleurs> lollllll @ losers
00:26:00 <Oitto> thrusts
00:29:00 <breaker> I like it if you touch me *here*
00:29:00 <Oitto> touches there
00:29:00 <breaker> feel me Chris, feeeell my bodddyyyyy
00:30:00 <Oitto> Fucken oath
00:30:00 <breaker> show me how much you love me
00:30:00 <BlackDevil> where is your girlfriend breaker?
00:31:00 <couleurs> lolllllllllll
01:26:00 <President_Trump> lols
02:35:00 <Oitto> made up of the world more than u
02:35:00 <Oitto> you be hating on me
02:36:00 <Oitto> when I am your only hope mmmmm I sit I laugh
02:37:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> fucking LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ melbourne chan
02:38:00 <Oitto> you
02:38:00 <Oitto> lol
02:38:00 <Oitto> at u
02:39:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> hello Oitto
02:39:00 <Oitto> corporate corpses
02:39:00 <Oitto> fuck g
02:40:00 <Oitto> u shitttttttttttt
02:40:00 <Oitto> me
02:40:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> Oitto stfu
02:40:00 <Oitto> too
02:40:00 <Oitto> tears
02:40:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> u drug fucked cunt
02:40:00 <Oitto> what u like lie
02:41:00 <Oitto> are you a liar
02:41:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> chris mine
02:41:00 <Oitto> cool
02:42:00 <Oitto> amanda
02:42:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> yes
02:42:00 <Oitto> we do alrighht huh
02:49:00 <Oitto> lol
02:51:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> Oitto where is jen?
02:53:00 <Oitto> who gives a shit she don't own shit
02:55:00 <Oitto> I love a policewoman
02:55:00 <Oitto> I be so far up u before u even think
02:56:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> whod o u love?
02:56:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> and why?
03:02:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> !seen amelia
03:12:00 <Oitto> what
03:12:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> u there?
03:14:00 <Oitto> yeah
03:14:00 <Oitto> i locked door
03:15:00 <Oitto> keys are near my ass
03:15:00 <Oitto> try again what u think
03:16:00 <Oitto> u think I'm fool
03:17:00 <Oitto> once bitten twice shy
03:18:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> you are chris?
03:18:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> the one i love?
03:18:00 <Oitto> if u ok with that then yes
03:20:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> you are chris?
03:21:00 <Oitto> yes
03:22:00 <Oitto> I here
03:23:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> where do u live?
03:24:00 <Oitto> where my mind takes me
03:24:00 <Oitto> fuck can't tonight
03:25:00 <Oitto> less u ok with
03:25:00 <Oitto> if u want who am I to disagree
03:29:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> how old are u Oitto?
03:31:00 <Oitto> sixty seven
03:32:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> nice
03:35:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> where u from?
03:39:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> LOLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Maurice
03:39:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> fucking hell
03:59:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> lori i think its time u packed your bags LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04:20:00 <President_Trump> lols
04:25:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> thats all the melb losers
04:25:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> LOL!
04:27:00 <President_Trump> lols
04:30:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> President_Trump we should rape Maurice
04:30:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> Maurice in her hard hot pussy
04:30:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> kiriwana tigers
04:30:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> mayo is playing for them next year
04:30:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> would u like to join?
04:30:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> gowch is coach
04:34:00 <Donald_Trump> lols
04:34:00 <SirFrancisHaddock> stop raping
04:40:00 <johninja> wow what happened to this network?
04:43:00 <johninja> is jerome pretending to be joel?
04:43:00 <johninja> it suits you bud
04:43:00 <johninja> i'm not sure who is the more socially inept
04:45:00 <kuniva> bowen
04:45:00 <kuniva> chin ya
04:46:00 <kuniva> hows that pouch going?
04:49:00 <johninja> your mums vagina?
04:49:00 <johninja> i dunno mate
04:49:00 <johninja> ask your daddy
04:49:00 <johninja> i havn't tapped it for a few months
04:49:00 <johninja> should be starting to come back together nice
04:53:00 <kuniva> poo bum undies
04:54:00 <kuniva> love to sniff mens undies
04:54:00 <johninja> yes i heard about your faggot ways from your ex lee
04:56:00 <johninja> where is jerome?
04:56:00 <johninja> it's a saterday night so he should be on irc
04:57:00 <johninja> probably sucking cocks in remand again
04:57:00 <johninja> fucking faggot that guy too
05:00:00 <Oitto> killing the server cause of your hate towards me
05:00:00 <Oitto> how do you feel
05:00:00 <spence> Hello
05:00:00 <spence> Sup mufuckers
05:01:00 <spence> Does anyone chat
05:01:00 <kuniva> spence hello
05:01:00 <spence> Whatz cracking
05:02:00 <Oitto> i have more friends in high places then u
05:02:00 <Oitto> than even
05:02:00 <Oitto> your shit ruins ppls moods
05:02:00 <spence> Does bastardly one still come on here?
05:02:00 <kuniva> spence
05:02:00 <kuniva> xhin ya
05:02:00 <kuniva> johninja
05:02:00 <spence> huh
05:03:00 <Oitto> ppl like me not you
05:03:00 <Oitto> u may have control
05:03:00 <Oitto> but I have respect
05:03:00 <johninja> he's half chinese
05:03:00 <johninja> from the waist down
05:03:00 <spence> Who
05:03:00 <johninja> joeline
05:03:00 <spence> Ok whatever man
05:03:00 <spence> Wheres b1
05:04:00 <johninja> i dunno
05:04:00 <johninja> i came here to chat and chew gum
05:04:00 <johninja> and i'm all out of chat
05:04:00 <spence> So hes still alive
05:04:00 <spence> Lol
05:05:00 <Oitto> and what will your answer be a ban??!?
05:05:00 <Oitto> you can't put up with not being wanted
05:06:00 <Oitto> I have more in all terms of life than you ever will
05:06:00 <Oitto> what do you have
05:06:00 <spence> Rofl
05:06:00 <spence> Ho hum
05:57:00 <President_Trump> lols
06:07:00 <Donald_Trump> lols
06:26:00 <President_Trump> lols
06:39:00 <President_Trump> lols
06:57:00 <Donald_Trump> lols
07:10:00 <President_Trump> lols
07:10:00 <British^Meat> (lol)
07:15:00 <President_Trump> lols
07:38:00 <Donald_Trump> lols
07:38:00 <spence> Yoohoo
07:39:00 <spence> Beautiful morning here in Melbourne
07:39:00 <spence> Lovely.... Just splendid
07:40:00 <spence> Lol trump for president
07:41:00 <spence> Lol
07:44:00 <spence> Hi
08:06:00 <spence> Lol madman huh
08:30:00 <British^Meat> :) who is that mental patient that keeps coming on at 3am loooooooooooooooolllllllllling at chanop?
08:32:00 <breaker> ?
08:33:00 <breaker> BowmoresBounty?
08:33:00 <breaker> That's plivent/Jerome
08:34:00 <British^Meat> its just such a weird thing to do!
08:34:00 <breaker> Oitto was Chris/tisk
08:35:00 <British^Meat> dis fucking channel........
09:10:00 <spence> Where's bastardly one
09:26:00 <Lumeah> Dunno
09:26:00 <Lumeah> Haven't seen in ages
09:47:00 <President_Trump> lols
10:24:00 <breaker> loooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllll @ Doodle
10:25:00 <breaker> Charlotte in Sebastopol.
10:27:00 <President_Trump> lols
10:30:00 <Ripstaa> you guys
10:34:00 <President_Trump> lols
10:41:00 <breaker> loooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllll @ President_Trump
10:51:00 <President_Trump> i will be heading to the Sebastopol bowls club lately to search for the three musketeers
10:51:00 <President_Trump> *later
10:51:00 <President_Trump> a very reliable source has said demut was spotted hitting on 85 year old ladies in the toilets
10:52:00 <President_Trump> he was heard saying 'i bet you looked like amelia when you were younger'
10:54:00 <British^Meat> he's pretty lol-worthy
10:55:00 <British^Meat> he proclaimed himself king of the TROLLS
10:55:00 <British^Meat> who does that?
10:55:00 <breaker> Who did?
10:55:00 <breaker> President_Trump?
10:55:00 <British^Meat> jah
10:56:00 <British^Meat> he also quipped everyone would come back to IRC when they get bored of not having "...us trolls around"
10:56:00 <breaker> loooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
10:57:00 <breaker> He's not king that's for sure.. he's in the list of the best trolls.
10:58:00 <British^Meat> ...
10:58:00 <breaker> You even troll.. but you're hopeless at it.
10:59:00 <British^Meat> do u mean as in harrasses ppl making them feel like shit, being a cyber bully and general nusience troll
10:59:00 <British^Meat> Or just a complete twat troll?
10:59:00 <British^Meat> Good!
10:59:00 <British^Meat> i hope i am!
11:01:00 <breaker> loooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllll @ President_Trump
11:08:00 <President_Trump> lol king of the trolls
11:08:00 <President_Trump> yeah that sounds like something i would say
11:08:00 <President_Trump> bitch meat u must be missing serenity badly
11:08:00 <President_Trump> the worst thing ive ever said to her is i would hit her over the head with a pool noodle
11:09:00 <President_Trump> and dont worry bitch meat, they will be back!
11:09:00 <President_Trump> be patient son
11:09:00 <President_Trump> serenity and fax pussy will be back for you to pedo, hang in their bro!
11:10:00 <British^Meat> u reckon they mention u as much as u mention them?
11:10:00 <President_Trump> coming back to irc is in their minds far more than i am in theirs lol
11:10:00 <President_Trump> they are in mine
11:11:00 <President_Trump> who is it you miss? serenity or fax or demut?
11:17:00 <President_Trump> lols
11:17:00 <breaker> loooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllll @ President_Trump
11:22:00 <President_Trump> hillary is gunna lose, rage on bitch meat lollllllllllllllllllllllll
11:23:00 <emuls> breaker and President_Trump
11:23:00 <emuls> done sucking each others dicks yet?
11:25:00 <breaker> emuls, No, Your mums cock is bigger.
11:25:00 <emuls> Judging by the size of your gaping ass, I'd say so.
11:26:00 <breaker> You'd know all about having a gaping arse.
11:27:00 <emuls> Nice come back Troll King <3
11:33:00 <British^Meat> hah
11:37:00 <President_Trump> LOL
11:38:00 <President_Trump> fax is on
11:38:00 <President_Trump> changed isp's too
11:38:00 <President_Trump> knew they couldnt stay away for long
11:39:00 <President_Trump> id'd herself lol
11:39:00 <Doodle> lol
11:39:00 <Doodle> actually
11:39:00 <Doodle> i identified her nick
11:39:00 <President_Trump> i dont believe you robert
11:40:00 <Doodle> lol give a shit
11:40:00 <President_Trump> why did u id her nick?
11:40:00 <breaker> spintel ?
11:40:00 <Doodle> she asked me to
11:40:00 <President_Trump> how come? shes left irc why does she care lol
11:41:00 <British^Meat> y do u have her on notify?
11:41:00 <President_Trump> because we are good friends
11:41:00 <Doodle> one of the great mysteries of life you will have to learn to cope with not knowing the answer to i'm afraid
11:41:00 <breaker> lol
11:42:00 <British^Meat> Also "[10:41] <President_Trump> who is it you miss? serenity or fax or demut?"
11:42:00 <British^Meat> Sezz was cool, i dont really give a shit about the other 2
11:43:00 <British^Meat> Who do you miss more?
11:43:00 <President_Trump> demut is still online
11:43:00 <President_Trump> so that he can pedo amelia
11:44:00 <breaker> 115.69.(10-50).(1-255) is Spintel which is also Comcen and also uses 115.69.(60-250).(1-255)
11:44:00 <Doodle> omg breaking news breaker finds out public information!
11:44:00 <Doodle> crazy
11:45:00 <breaker> omg breaking news Doodle finds his penis inside another mans arse!
11:45:00 <breaker> Crazy
11:45:00 <Doodle> what are u gonna do for ur next trick david read the phone book
11:45:00 <breaker> Yeah.. I might just do that.
11:45:00 <breaker> :)
11:46:00 <British^Meat> hah
11:46:00 <British^Meat> was that bottom?
11:46:00 <British^Meat> i think it was bottom
11:46:00 <Doodle> lol i dunno
11:46:00 <British^Meat> it was something, or i might be mistaken
11:48:00 <British^Meat> i have ades voice in my head saying that
11:48:00 <British^Meat> but i cant picture it
11:48:00 <President_Trump> lols
11:48:00 <breaker> loooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllll @ President_Trump
11:49:00 <breaker> President_Trump, Doodle was just telling the channel that he's into reading the phone book.. start to finish.
11:50:00 <British^Meat> dude, why are you associating urself with that bonehead? seriously
11:50:00 <British^Meat> rahhhh
11:50:00 <breaker> Who?
11:50:00 <British^Meat> Doodle
11:51:00 <British^Meat> President_Trump u spanner
11:51:00 <British^Meat> u guys mates?
11:51:00 <British^Meat> buds
11:51:00 <President_Trump> British^Meat = KING OF THE CHAVS
11:51:00 <Doodle> who am i mates with now
11:52:00 <breaker> I got a picture of British^Meat
11:52:00 <British^Meat> not u Doodle, i think breakers acting dumb :/
11:52:00 <Doodle> yeah
11:52:00 <Doodle> he's a natural
11:52:00 <British^Meat> p.s. theres nothing wrong with robocop
11:52:00 <President_Trump> british^chav u can a) talk to serenity in secret channel b) speak to serenity on snapchat c) ask doodle to pass msg on to serenity from you
11:52:00 <British^Meat> It was actually ahead of its time
11:52:00 <President_Trump> so stop crying son
11:53:00 <British^Meat> what??
11:53:00 <Doodle> uhh lol
11:53:00 <British^Meat> r u giving me permission or something
11:53:00 <British^Meat> lol wtf
11:54:00 <President_Trump> i am helping u
11:54:00 <President_Trump> to cope with your loss
11:54:00 <Doodle> lol you guys are the only ones having issues coping with your loss
11:54:00 <British^Meat> yer im a bit confused atm
11:54:00 <British^Meat> not actually playing dumb
11:54:00 <British^Meat> im not sure why he typed that
11:55:00 <President_Trump> typed what
11:55:00 <President_Trump> even u have to admit melb is much better under doodle's leadership
11:56:00 <Doodle> lol
11:56:00 <Doodle> i'm not leading anything
11:58:00 <President_Trump> British^Meat how can we get serenity back given u miss her so much
11:59:00 <emuls> Let's all light a candle for Serenity
12:02:00 <British^Meat> :)
12:02:00 <British^Meat> He's just turning my lame trolls back to me
12:02:00 <British^Meat> r u 15?
12:02:00 <British^Meat> lol
12:05:00 <President_Trump> i had not ever even spoke to u i dont think but u EXPLODED the other day coz serenity has left lol
12:05:00 <British^Meat> yer?
12:05:00 <British^Meat> show me
12:05:00 <President_Trump> u were raging against 'trolls' lol
12:05:00 <British^Meat> wait
12:06:00 <British^Meat> show me and go 5 mins withouth mentioning serenity
12:06:00 <British^Meat> go
12:09:00 <Donald_Trump> lols
12:09:00 <BowmoresBounty> fucking LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ melbourne
12:10:00 <British^Meat> *sigh*
12:10:00 <British^Meat> yer im done
12:10:00 <Donald_Trump> if u were 'excluded' by the 3 musketeers u could ask doodle to pass a msg on to serenity
12:10:00 <Donald_Trump> if u miss her that bad
12:10:00 <Donald_Trump> ask how she is
12:11:00 <Donald_Trump> even if its just to say u are thinking of her
12:11:00 <Doodle> (you're projecting)
12:35:00 <breaker> loooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllll @ President_Trump
13:00:00 <breaker> loooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllll @ President_Trump
13:25:00 <Student> Greetings
13:32:00 <Oitto> helloworld
13:33:00 <breaker> Chris/Tisk
13:33:00 <Oitto> just leave me be
13:34:00 <Oitto> it's you that has the problem
13:34:00 <Oitto> blame it on the night
13:35:00 <Oitto> don't blame it on me
13:36:00 <breaker> No, it's YOU who has the problem.. always whinging and blaming other people for YOUR own problems that you created.
13:36:00 <Oitto> i said hello
13:36:00 <Oitto> you whinges now
13:36:00 <breaker> I'm just pointing out once again that you're blaming others.
13:37:00 <Oitto> who did I blame
13:37:00 <breaker> Everyone else but yourself.
13:37:00 <Oitto> when all I said was helloworld
13:38:00 <breaker> The stage is all yours Chris.. carry on with your abuse/blaming and whinging.
13:38:00 <Oitto> we fell in love as the leafs turn brown
13:40:00 <emuls> greets
13:41:00 <Oitto> risk a brisk walk breaker lets talk
13:42:00 <Oitto> lol
13:42:00 <Oitto> wake me up when it's all over
13:43:00 <Student> how is it going for you emuls?
13:43:00 <emuls> oh not bad
13:43:00 <emuls> just taking a break from cleaning while my baby is asleep
13:43:00 <emuls> you?
13:43:00 <Student> i am doing good, thanks
13:47:00 <Oitto> four x cause we can't spell beer
13:47:00 <Oitto> rofl
13:50:00 <Oitto> giving love to the world we be raising a hands to the sky
13:50:00 <Oitto> burn in hell breaker
14:02:00 <Oitto> guess it's why they broke and you so paid
15:45:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
15:45:00 <georgeandwell> scarn on m8
15:58:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGlBwW7f5HA
16:19:00 <Oitto> 37% spirits and coke
16:21:00 <Oitto> tastes like petch
16:21:00 <Oitto> does the job
16:24:00 <Oitto> hi old_mate
16:25:00 <old_mate> hi Oitto
16:25:00 <Oitto> where's the four hundred you owe me
16:26:00 <Oitto> I charge by hour u late in paying 10$
16:27:00 <Oitto> 9 hears in hours by 10$
16:27:00 <Oitto> you owe me heaps
16:28:00 <Oitto> if you a chick you can pay in sex
16:29:00 <Oitto> so that's at least 1 month I can do what I want to u
16:30:00 <Oitto> in time
16:31:00 <Oitto> 30 days I can touch u
16:31:00 <Oitto> how I want
16:33:00 <Oitto> lbn once borrowed 600$
16:34:00 <Oitto> we were getting pills I gave her my pin number
16:34:00 <Matthew> poor breaker
16:35:00 <Oitto> you think I don't have memory
16:35:00 <TheRon> breaker morant?
16:35:00 <Lumeah> Hehe
16:36:00 <Oitto> Bonny, hi
16:36:00 <Student> heart breaker
16:36:00 <TheRon> pat benetar, nice choice
16:36:00 <Doodle> 436
16:36:00 <TheRon> too loate
16:36:00 <Doodle> never too late
16:37:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the divine Bettina
16:38:00 <Doodle> lmao
16:38:00 <Doodle> hai Matthew
16:38:00 <TheRon> bettina was on play school wasn't she?
16:38:00 <Doodle> benita
16:39:00 <TheRon> i was close
16:40:00 <Matthew> pretty sure Bettina was playing in blue and white hoops on Friday night as well... a few old ladies actually...
16:40:00 <Matthew> how are you Doodle ?
16:40:00 <Doodle> i'm ok thx, u?
16:40:00 <Matthew> quite relaxed tbh
16:41:00 <TheRon> Matthew: you can't talk about other teams mate, we've already got a ready made retort
16:42:00 <Matthew> I can talk about whatever the fuck I like, dickhead
16:42:00 <Matthew> don't like it? put me on ignore
16:42:00 <Doodle> crikey
16:42:00 <TheRon> see the bombers shoot up to win the premiership flag
16:42:00 <Matthew> the difference is we all KNOW we're shit
16:43:00 <Doodle> i thought my last semester of uni was gonna be the easiest
16:43:00 <Matthew> you deludanoids think you're shit doesn't stink
16:43:00 <Doodle> looks like its gonna be the opposite
16:43:00 <Matthew> your*
16:43:00 <Matthew> how many weeks left, Doodle?
16:43:00 <Doodle> 11
16:43:00 <Matthew> what are you studying again?
16:44:00 <Doodle> marketing
16:44:00 <TheRon> what's there to learn really, we all know tits sell anything
16:44:00 <Doodle> haha
16:44:00 <Matthew> our university weeks used to be late February-mid June (Semester One) & mid July-mid November (Semester Two)
16:44:00 <Matthew> must've changed a bit
16:44:00 <Doodle> well actually its the 3rd trimester my uni has trimesters
16:45:00 <Oitto> u don't want me involved then why come see me
16:45:00 <Oitto> u know I know more than u
16:45:00 <Oitto> that's why
16:45:00 <Matthew> lame
16:45:00 <Doodle> eh what can ya do
16:46:00 <Doodle> hi, shut up
16:46:00 <Matthew> means you'll be at university in December... fuck that
16:46:00 <Matthew> they should all be closed by then
16:46:00 <Doodle> only til the 13th i think
16:46:00 <Matthew> 13 days too many
16:46:00 <Doodle> haha
16:46:00 <Doodle> i used to work during xmas etc for fire season so i'm used to not having time off for xmas
16:46:00 <TheRon> it's not more dialogue this ad needs, it's norgs and lots of them
16:47:00 <Oitto> no worries
16:47:00 <Matthew> I got the new Iphone 7 plus a few days ago... it's fantastic tbh
16:47:00 <Doodle> depends on what ur selling TheRon
16:49:00 <Doodle> how is it so sunny yet so fkn cold
16:49:00 <Doodle> witchcraft
16:51:00 <Matthew> significant weather system later this week tbh
16:52:00 <Student> :)
16:52:00 <Student> science
16:56:00 <Doodle> its fkn bullshit tbh
16:56:00 <Doodle> me poor nips
16:57:00 <Student> looser :P
16:57:00 <Doodle> urmums looser
16:58:00 <Matthew> rockinnn 4 myselfff
17:10:00 <TheRon> i'm all out of love
17:11:00 <Student> good
17:11:00 <Student> some people are all out of mercy :P
17:11:00 <TheRon> like pakistani stoners
17:28:00 <President_Trump> lols
17:33:00 <spence> Hi
17:34:00 <TheRon> hello there
17:34:00 <spence> How are you all
17:34:00 <spence> Sup ron
17:34:00 <TheRon> beer
17:34:00 <spence> Im back.... 5 nil
17:36:00 <spence> This sux hey
17:46:00 <Matthew> where is faux and Serenity ?
17:46:00 <spence> Oh
17:47:00 <spence> Anyone here
17:47:00 <TheRon> yes
17:49:00 <spence> Hows them DOGGIES
17:49:00 <TheRon> awesome
17:49:00 <TheRon> think they'll get smashed next week though
17:49:00 <spence> Pffft
17:49:00 <spence> Doubtful
17:50:00 <spence> Ive backed them to win all year
17:55:00 <British^Meat> Why is that guy banned?
17:55:00 <British^Meat> Can i have ops?
17:55:00 <spence> Massive troll
17:55:00 <British^Meat> Any Austnet ops want any feedback on how us plebs see the server?
17:55:00 <Student> you are not a ops stuff :P
17:56:00 <spence> Thats "why"
17:56:00 <British^Meat> Yer but, so r u spence
17:56:00 <British^Meat> but you're allowed here
17:56:00 <spence> U do have a valid point there.
17:57:00 <spence> Maybe because i havent joined in like 13 mths
17:57:00 <spence> All good
17:57:00 <spence> Those days are behind me...
17:58:00 <Student> are they? :P
17:58:00 <spence> Yup
17:59:00 <President_Trump> <Matthew> where is faux and Serenity ?
17:59:00 <President_Trump> lol
18:00:00 <Student> what kind of a question is that
18:00:00 <Matthew> did something happen that meant they are absent
18:01:00 <Student> lol
18:01:00 <President_Trump> they have left irc with their tail between their legs
18:01:00 <President_Trump> but dont worry they will be back
18:01:00 <Matthew> what happened
18:02:00 <President_Trump> not my place to say
18:02:00 <British^Meat> lol r u reformed spence?
18:02:00 <spence> Yeah mate i think so
18:02:00 <British^Meat> good luck :)
18:02:00 <breaker> loooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllll @ President_Trump
18:02:00 <spence> Lol
18:02:00 <British^Meat> i mean, youre in here, thats a start, right?
18:03:00 <spence> I just squirted corn juice into my eye
18:04:00 <spence> Grouse corn cobs
18:06:00 <spence> What's everyone having for dinner?
18:06:00 <TheRon> chicken
18:06:00 <Student> eggs
18:07:00 <TheRon> cook the man some fucking eggs!
18:08:00 <British^Meat> snags, mash, veges
18:10:00 <TheRon> starry starry night
18:11:00 <spence> Yummy
18:11:00 <spence> The skirm
18:11:00 <Skirmish> THE skirm*
18:12:00 <spence> Oh...
18:12:00 <spence> Crap
18:12:00 <TheRon> i played lawn bowls yesterday
18:12:00 <spence> U old prick
18:12:00 <Skirmish> Did you win?
18:12:00 <spence> ?
18:13:00 <TheRon> i was fucking awesome, single handedly brought my team back from the brink to win
18:13:00 <TheRon> 18 shots from the last 4 ends
18:13:00 <spence> Do u know a player named matt koek
18:14:00 <Skirmish> I am sure there are some mad young sluts that do lawn bowls and TheRon is tapping them daily.
18:14:00 <TheRon> no
18:14:00 <spence> He'll pwne u
18:14:00 <TheRon> they dig the uniform
18:14:00 <spence> Lol
18:14:00 <TheRon> was i being modest enough?
18:17:00 <TheRon> bruce springsteem - the river
18:43:00 <TheRon> rosalita jump a little lighter
18:45:00 <TheRon> senorita come stand by my fire
18:50:00 <TheRon> on the streets of philadelphia
18:52:00 <ryon> `info
18:56:00 <TheRon> there's a secret garden she has
19:02:00 <TheRon> juliet, the dice was loaded from the start
19:04:00 <old_mate> anyone in here a vegan ?
19:04:00 <old_mate> does being vegan in melbourne interest anyone at least ?
19:07:00 <TheRon> angie angie when will those clouds all disappear
19:11:00 <TheRon> that deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
19:12:00 <romeohackt> Trump will lose
19:17:00 <TheRon> they were the young americans
19:24:00 <TheRon> thunder only happens when it's raining, players only love you when they're playing
19:29:00 <TheRon> till the landslide brought me down
19:30:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn m8
19:30:00 <TheRon> beers
19:31:00 <breaker> TheRon, You shouldn't use Mibbit. IP your shows in your whois.. your ident also can be converted to your IP.
19:31:00 <TheRon> damn!
19:32:00 <breaker> Hex string 65b6b64e is
19:32:00 <breaker> 101.182.182.78
19:32:00 <georgeandwell> yo
19:32:00 <TheRon> i have no idea what you just said
19:34:00 <breaker> All it means is.. you got owned.
19:34:00 <breaker> Self-doing.
19:35:00 <TheRon> never gonna fall for modern love
19:39:00 <TheRon> i've seen fire and i've seen rain
19:39:00 <breaker> looooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllll @ amelia
19:39:00 <breaker> BlacK CoCk LoVeR!
19:39:00 <TheRon> better go get some some
19:40:00 <amelia> breaker attention seeking as usual
19:40:00 <breaker> Projection!
19:41:00 <TheRon> i just farted
19:41:00 <TheRon> it's potent
19:41:00 <breaker> amelia will sniff it up
19:44:00 <TheRon> tramps like us, baby we were born to run
19:48:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlLC6Xwgikc
19:48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pan-Pot - Sleepless (Stephan Bodzin Remix) Views: 502,659 Uploader: Second State Uploaded: Dec 1, 2015 Duration: 9m0s Rating: 4.94
19:50:00 <TheRon> born in the USA i was
19:55:00 <georgeandwell> n e
19:59:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls watching nrl game?
19:59:00 <TheRon> led zeplin - black dog
20:00:00 <TheRiddler> THE DOGS WIN!
20:07:00 <President_Trump> lols
20:07:00 <President_Trump> is amelia projecting again
20:07:00 <TheRon> uptown girl she been living in her uptown world
20:07:00 <breaker> As always.
20:07:00 <Matthew> boring
20:07:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllll @ Immutable
20:08:00 <President_Trump> where's jen?
20:08:00 <TheRon> go storm!
20:08:00 <breaker> looooolllllllllllllllllllllll
20:08:00 <TheRon> storm win again on theweekend
20:08:00 <President_Trump> Immutable wheres jen? *blocked on fb*
20:08:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:08:00 <breaker> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
20:08:00 <TheRon> cronulla is fucked
20:08:00 <breaker> He didn't stand a chance.
20:11:00 <old_mate> trump already won it
20:12:00 <TheRon> beck - dreams
20:13:00 <breaker> Immutable is a rapist supporter
20:13:00 <breaker> He always tried to be sexual
20:13:00 <breaker> BUT GOT NOWHERE WITH IT
20:13:00 <breaker> looooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:16:00 <Immutable> holy shit are you guys jacking off to this?
20:17:00 <georgeandwell> im not obsessed with politics
20:17:00 <Picard> ello
20:17:00 <breaker> you were trying to jack off to her
20:17:00 <breaker> but she kept rejecting you
20:17:00 <Picard> who's jacking off to who?
20:17:00 <Immutable> who's the rapist I support?
20:17:00 <breaker> and you got nowhere
20:17:00 <breaker> looooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:17:00 <breaker> your mum!
20:18:00 <georgeandwell> wish they just do their jerbs
20:18:00 <georgeandwell> scarn m8
20:18:00 <Immutable> you're a smart guy breaker
20:18:00 <breaker> I know.
20:19:00 <Immutable> you know a lot about me
20:19:00 <Immutable> did you know I have ass cancer?
20:20:00 <breaker> From licking your own arse?
20:20:00 <breaker> Yeah I knew that.
20:21:00 <Immutable> nah from talking to people like you
20:21:00 <breaker> then fuck off :)
20:21:00 <Immutable> poor breaker
20:21:00 <breaker> Nah.. poor you
20:21:00 <breaker> you lost :)
20:22:00 <breaker> looooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:22:00 <Immutable> if you could put your dick into your own ass the cycle would be complete you know
20:22:00 <Immutable> and you would shut down
20:22:00 <breaker> I heard that about you.. always trying to crack funnies.
20:23:00 <breaker> Fat fuck.
20:23:00 <Immutable> I'm actually thin now
20:23:00 <breaker> Yeah I bet you are.. thin prick in your pants like a stick.
20:24:00 <Immutable> :O
20:24:00 <Immutable> you've offended me
20:24:00 <Immutable> you should apologise
20:25:00 <breaker> You should kill yourself.
20:25:00 <Immutable> I literally told you that you should kill yourself last time we spoke
20:26:00 <Immutable> stop repeating my insults back to me
20:26:00 <Immutable> its fucken stupid
20:26:00 <breaker> Not as stupid as your fat head.
20:26:00 <breaker> Move on dickface.
20:27:00 <breaker> Don't have time for you.
20:27:00 <British^Meat> lol
20:27:00 <British^Meat> wow
20:27:00 <British^Meat> so ur not gonna type to him anymore?
20:28:00 <British^Meat> its ok Immutable
20:28:00 <British^Meat> He doesnt have time for u anymore
20:28:00 <Immutable> breaker if you don't write me I don't know what I'd do with my time
20:28:00 <British^Meat> Phew, that was a close one
20:30:00 <President_Trump> POGBA
20:42:00 <breaker> loooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ Immutable
20:42:00 <breaker> LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
20:42:00 <breaker> LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoL
20:51:00 <Doodle> news story about breaker if anyone's interested:
20:51:00 <Doodle> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/im-tired-of-being-ashamed-of-my-micropenis/news-story/0af842d9b7fe81a017b4196b6994e158
20:52:00 <breaker> lol dickhead
20:52:00 <Doodle> didnt know u were a yank david
20:52:00 <breaker> Don't get me started on you Doodle.
20:53:00 <Doodle> how come, i have more ammo than u do
20:53:00 <breaker> You wish you did
20:53:00 <Doodle> and u lose every time
20:53:00 <Doodle> every
20:53:00 <Doodle> time
20:53:00 <breaker> You told her everything
20:53:00 <breaker> :)
20:54:00 <Doodle> yes i tell all crazy chicks about my entire life
20:54:00 <couleurs> me 2
20:55:00 <breaker> you did this time.. cause you thought you were getting your tictac cock wet
20:55:00 <Picard> breaker is a chic?
20:55:00 <Picard> wtf
20:55:00 <Doodle> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll@breaker
20:55:00 <breaker> but cH0000 failed!
20:55:00 <Doodle> no its pollock u nonce
20:55:00 <couleurs> lolllllllllll @ pollock
20:55:00 <Doodle> my tic tac cock
20:55:00 <breaker> loooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ paul_banks
20:55:00 <Doodle> that everyone has seen
20:55:00 <breaker> Seen in another mans arse
20:56:00 <Doodle> uwish homo
20:56:00 <breaker> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
20:56:00 <Picard> im not paying attention
20:56:00 <Picard> david, hows the step father?
20:57:00 <Doodle> David said that his penis is 2.7 inches-long when erect and that flaccid “it resembles two raisins flat on top of each other”.
20:57:00 <breaker> lol
20:57:00 <breaker> Projection!
20:58:00 <Doodle> i think ur projecting that i'm projecting and ur the one really projecting
20:58:00 <Picard> Doodle dont be a cunt
20:58:00 <Doodle> i cant help it
20:59:00 <Picard> i kn ow
20:59:00 <breaker> You think a lot dont you.. always telling her what you're thinking :)
20:59:00 <Doodle> empty threat
20:59:00 <Doodle> etc
21:00:00 <Picard> Doodle is a snag
21:00:00 <Matthew> great time to re-enter the convo
21:01:00 <breaker> How does it feel Doodle.. getting an IRC chick to your house, taking her to your room and she didn't put out for you?
21:01:00 <breaker> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:01:00 <Doodle> the girl who caught the train to ballarat even tho she didnt know where it was
21:01:00 <Doodle> and was clearly a lunatic after 20 seconds observation
21:01:00 <Picard> you'd still fuck her
21:01:00 <Doodle> the one i drove back to melbourne to get the hell away from me
21:02:00 <Doodle> not on ur life lol
21:02:00 <Picard> y
21:02:00 <amelia> god jus ignore him
21:02:00 <Doodle> i'm bored
21:02:00 <Picard> dont marry her, just fuck the bitch
21:02:00 <Matthew> who went to your house
21:02:00 <Doodle> i'm allowed to play with my toys amelia
21:02:00 <breaker> always remember Doodle mate, The FakeID oWnz j00. :)
21:02:00 <Doodle> i'll pack them away and do some homework soon
21:02:00 <Picard> some fatty matt
21:02:00 <amelia> he's had another fallout wih her so hes bored cos now he has no one to talk to so he insults people for attention
21:02:00 <Doodle> rofl u have never owned me
21:02:00 <Doodle> ever
21:02:00 <Doodle> in all these years
21:02:00 <Doodle> ever
21:02:00 <Doodle> not once
21:03:00 <Doodle> one time
21:03:00 <Doodle> never ever
21:03:00 <Doodle> but u keep coming back for more abuse
21:03:00 <Matthew> not Bettina?
21:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> I guess the meth puts you into an alternate reality…
21:04:00 <amelia> Doodz you need better toys
21:04:00 <amelia> dis one is broken & sucks
21:04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Missy Elliott - Toyz Interlude... Toyz.mp3 (2.63MB 128kbps Stereo 2:52)
21:04:00 <Doodle> hha
21:05:00 <Doodle> its only a clockwork one
21:05:00 <Doodle> repeats itself a lot
21:05:00 <Immutable> :'(
21:05:00 <amelia> haha
21:05:00 <amelia> long weekend for us
21:05:00 <Doodle> nice one
21:05:00 <amelia> ye i reckon too
21:05:00 <Matthew> i am watching a really riveting royal doco
21:06:00 <Doodle> hw is our majesty
21:06:00 <Doodle> how
21:06:00 <Matthew> this is about Diana and it's compelling
21:06:00 <Doodle> i think i locked my cat in the garage
21:06:00 <Immutable> illuminati got her didn't they
21:06:00 <Doodle> ugh its cold out there
21:06:00 <Immutable> bastards
21:07:00 <Doodle> illuminati in a white fiat panda
21:07:00 <Matthew> I don't think the illuminati had much to do with it, no
21:08:00 <Immutable> blame them anyway
21:08:00 <slower> it was the queen who ordered the hit
21:09:00 <Matthew> this is more about her 'fake' marriage and the charades she had to play with Charles over the last few years of their marriage
21:09:00 <Matthew> not so much her death'
21:10:00 <Immutable> interesting
21:11:00 <slower> she was so naive? a waste of life
21:11:00 <Matthew> she loved a man who didn't love her back, unfortunately
21:11:00 <Doodle> the cat was in the garage
21:11:00 <Doodle> sleeping on me car
21:11:00 <Matthew> she was only there to produce a "heir and a spare"
21:11:00 <amelia> wot a jerk cat
21:11:00 <Doodle> ye
21:11:00 <Doodle> now i need to wash it
21:12:00 <Doodle> not right now obv
21:12:00 <Doodle> also i got a new windscreen the other day and the windscreen man left his grubby fingerprints on it
21:12:00 <Doodle> the CHEEK
21:12:00 <slower> there is stll a question if one of them is charles
21:13:00 <slower> i
21:13:00 <Matthew> nah, Harry was born in 1984 ... she didn't meet or have the affair with the red head James Hewitt until 1986
21:13:00 <slower> Doodle, he didnt wear gloves?
21:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> matthew! down on the goss!
21:13:00 <Doodle> no, the inconsiderate turd
21:13:00 <Picard> she was a whore
21:14:00 <Matthew> and seriously... I can see Charles all over Harry... plus her family (the Spencers) are all red heads
21:14:00 <Matthew> as if anybody can't
21:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay for redheads!
21:14:00 <Doodle> I can see Charles all over Harry
21:15:00 <Doodle> gross
21:15:00 <Matthew> in physical appearance* not sexually
21:16:00 <slower> Matthew you must have amazing sight if you can see charles in harrys features
21:16:00 <Matthew> I really can... particularly his eyes
21:19:00 <slower> anyway, if i was harry, i would blame the old hag that charles hangs out with for my mums death
21:19:00 <slower> and charles as well
21:20:00 <Matthew> I don't like how Camilla is now often wearing some of Diana's tiaras/jewellery etc ... I think it's in very poor taste
21:21:00 <slower> vulture with the spoils
21:22:00 <Picard> camilla is an ugly fucking mole who needs a bullet between the eyes
21:22:00 <Matthew> I don't usually agree with you... but I think I do here
21:23:00 <Picard> lol
21:23:00 <Picard> charles is one of yours, do u like him?
21:24:00 <slower> what does that mean
21:24:00 <Matthew> I am 50/50
21:24:00 <slower> oh, so you dont know which way to turn Matthew???
21:24:00 <Matthew> lol
21:25:00 <Picard> lol
21:25:00 <Matthew> http://www.ubermorgen.com/UM/camilla.txt
21:26:00 <Matthew> that phone conversation was recorded during his marriage to Diana... I find it disgusting
21:29:00 <robot> hello
21:31:00 <slower> i remember reading about that, the thing that struck me was, here they are, both married to other people and yet could not give a shit about it
21:32:00 <Matthew> I just think in that 'world' it's all very normal... it's been happening for centuries, they just think they're invincible
21:32:00 <Trevor> wait a second let me catch my breath
21:32:00 <Matthew> unfortunately Diana was more 'normal' than the rest of them and this is where the conflict started
21:33:00 <slower> as i said, she was very young and naive
21:33:00 <Zade> and common
21:33:00 <slower> common??? lol
21:34:00 <slower> wasnt her father a lord or something
21:34:00 <slower> earl?
21:35:00 <Matthew> yes, Earl Spencer
21:35:00 <Matthew> she was more normal than the Royals though
21:35:00 <slower> lol that wouldnt be too hard
21:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.facebook.com/AronGocs/videos/vb.1425286597739216/1705638956370644/?type=2&theater <— this guy is hilarious!
21:43:00 <[^A\_Romeo]--> woah don't all talk at once never thought melbourne channel would go dead
21:45:00 <[^A\_Romeo]--> hehe :)
21:45:00 <[^A\_Romeo]--> :P
22:09:00 <President_Trump> coco pops lols
22:11:00 <Trevor> hmm rdo tomorrow
22:11:00 <Trevor> might go to bunnings for breakfast
22:11:00 <Picard> the royals are all poofs,pedos and inbreds
22:12:00 <Trevor> says a bald air conditioning repairman
22:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:12:00 <President_Trump> bunnings serve breakfast?
22:13:00 <Trevor> bunnings always have sausage sizzles
22:16:00 <slower> thought picard is a horse trainer
22:17:00 <President_Trump> where is amsy?
22:17:00 <President_Trump> answer: wherever chucky is
22:19:00 <President_Trump> edit: wherever chucky's cock is
22:49:00 <couleurs> amelia: robot: grease on tv 2 nite hope u guys enjoyed it
22:50:00 <robot> like does he have a car
22:50:00 <amelia> i wella wella did
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> hai meeelies
22:50:00 <TheRiddler> my team is into the GF
22:50:00 <amelia> congrats @ chuuuuu
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:51:00 <TheRiddler> I'm so excited
22:52:00 <amelia> gf party @ ashehs
22:52:00 <robot> can she get me a friend
22:54:00 <President_Trump> she can get u a friend off grindr
22:57:00 <President_Trump> it will be enjoyable watching all the bulldogs supporters crying next week
23:01:00 <Donald_Trump> lols
23:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> robot!
23:15:00 <robot> hey kate!
23:15:00 <robot> how u doan
23:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> doan’ fine
23:19:00 <Moke> CUM BUM
23:21:00 <[^A\_Romeo]--> i should get some porn
23:22:00 <[^A\_Romeo]--> fucking love hate sleep
23:33:00 <President_Trump> coffee lols
23:51:00 <Oitto> hi
23:52:00 <Oitto> are u the one I love
23:53:00 <Oitto> hi
23:53:00 <Oitto> i can't sleep m
23:53:00 <Oitto> no drugs
23:54:00 <Oitto> i don't do them
23:57:00 <Donald_Trump> are u piss
23:57:00 <Oitto> I'm god
23:58:00 <Oitto> i love suzi
23:58:00 <Donald_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
23:58:00 <Oitto> lollllllll
23:59:00 <Oitto> I love some one u don't know
23:59:00 <breaker> All skitzos say they are God/Jesus
23:59:00 <Oitto> they will fuck your stylyup
23:59:00 <Oitto> style up
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