// #melbourne — 2016-09-08
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11:59:00 <Doodle> sshhh
12:05:00 <Doodle> ty
14:05:00 <Student> Greetings
14:05:00 <aliasd> hi Student
14:06:00 <Student> how is it going aliasd?
14:06:00 <aliasd> i just had to click through in facebook to see where a metrosexual called AliKat Ethanol Brien could possibly live
14:06:00 <aliasd> geelong.
14:07:00 <Student> ok
14:08:00 <aliasd> where are you Student?
14:08:00 <Student> i am here
14:08:00 <Student> ofcourse not in geelong
14:08:00 <aliasd> i am glad you are so sure of that
14:09:00 <aliasd> i lived in geelong once
14:09:00 <Student> how was the experience?
14:09:00 <aliasd> it's mostly pollution, violence and suicide, mixed with a little bit of a cafe lifestyle
14:10:00 <aliasd> if it wasn't for all the extreme ways to die, i think Geelong would be easily as big as Melbourne
14:11:00 <aliasd> if you want to dump a body, geelong is a great place to avoid a proper investigation
14:12:00 <Student> that is if one have a body on the first place
14:13:00 <aliasd> well, if you do, visit geelong, the homocide squad there seem to only get murders that confess or have 50 witnesses
14:13:00 <Student> very well
14:14:00 <Student> helpless law enforcement
14:14:00 <Student> what exactly is stopping them from rooting out the crime?
15:14:00 <aliasd> Student, i think because the place is so toxic
15:14:00 <aliasd> just
15:14:00 <aliasd> it will always be rough and angry
15:14:00 <aliasd> you kinda have to stand in the middle of corio to understand
15:15:00 <Student> allright
15:33:00 <doctor> R U OK!?!?!?!?!!!!!
15:33:00 <doctor> U SURE!? U K MATE?
15:33:00 <Student> ??? :)
15:34:00 <doctor> oh hi Student
15:34:00 <Student> hey :)
15:34:00 <Student> every thing all right sir?
15:34:00 <doctor> of course
15:35:00 <doctor> I'm just taking the micki out of virtue signalling
15:35:00 <Student> good
15:35:00 <doctor> authentically australian
15:35:00 <doctor> how have you been anyway?
15:35:00 <Student> i am doing good
15:36:00 <Student> how have you been?
15:37:00 <doctor> im doing decently
16:09:00 <aliasd> doctor, not ok
16:09:00 <aliasd> i went to the shops for porn and smokes
16:10:00 <aliasd> and like 50 yellow bee people wanted to put me on drugs
16:10:00 <aliasd> and talk about my mental health
16:10:00 <aliasd> and give me sugar
16:10:00 <aliasd> i wonder if it was laced
16:10:00 <aliasd> that cupcake
16:10:00 <aliasd> it's madness
16:19:00 <doctor> Oh those people
16:19:00 <doctor> I hate being approached in public by good samaritans; they're not so good if they just annoy me
16:27:00 <TheRon> a heart needs a second chance
16:30:00 <TheRon> what a fool believes he sees
16:33:00 <TheRon> hold on, help is on it's way, i'll be there as fast as i can
16:38:00 <TheRon> i got two tickets to paradise
16:38:00 <Student> you should be banned for motivating suicide bombers :P
16:39:00 <TheRon> what's your govt doing about it
16:39:00 <Student> geo tagging
16:47:00 <TheRon> the boys are back in town
17:21:00 <Doodle> TheRon: http://i.imgur.com/mVJv6XW.jpg
17:22:00 <TheRon> she's amazing
17:25:00 <emuls> lol
17:26:00 <Doodle> i'd like to live in her cleavage
17:27:00 <Student> sweet dreams
17:27:00 <TheRon> i'd die happy sufficating in those things
17:27:00 <zaim> i'd smash that.
17:28:00 <Doodle> u do not smash jane bunn, u make sweet love to her
17:28:00 <Doodle> at first
17:28:00 <TheRon> you don't always have to em hard
17:29:00 <Doodle> apparently
17:31:00 <TheRon> in those weather updates i have no idea what she is saying
17:31:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
17:31:00 <doctor> she looks very maternal
17:32:00 <georgeandwell> hows it garn on
17:32:00 <TheRon> she'd have no trouble feeding triplets
17:33:00 <Doodle> lmao
19:42:00 <MJ> hello coleurs
19:43:00 <MJ> asl
19:43:00 <couleurs> hello micheal jacksen
19:43:00 <couleurs> 13/m//michealjacksen
19:43:00 <MJ> lets play
19:44:00 <MJ> PLAAAYYY
19:45:00 <couleurs> ok
19:46:00 <MJ> have u ever played cucumber juice?
19:46:00 <couleurs> no
19:48:00 <MJ> oh its so much fun
19:48:00 <MJ> first i give you my cucumber and then you suck the juice out of it
19:49:00 <MJ> and then you have a cigarette
19:49:00 <couleurs> cool!!!!!!!!
19:50:00 <Lumeah> Lol
19:50:00 <Lumeah> Cocksucker
19:54:00 <Picard> sup kiddies
19:59:00 <couleurs> oh shut up Picard
20:02:00 <georgeandwell> scarn on mates
20:02:00 <georgeandwell> wot r u dickheads doin 2nite
20:04:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1 r catch up wen can i pick u up
20:05:00 <Picard> couleurs get fucked, cunt
20:06:00 <georgeandwell> n e
20:08:00 <MJ> cooleurs if u lik mj will fuk u cunt ok
20:08:00 <MJ> <3
20:08:00 <MJ> dont listen to picard hes mean cause he has no hair or friends like us
20:08:00 <MJ> he doesnt even know how to play
20:15:00 <Lumeah> partay:..
20:17:00 <Picard> lol
20:18:00 <Picard> partay hows like as a pubic servant?
20:18:00 <Picard> life**
20:19:00 <partay> *sip*
20:19:00 <partay> great
20:19:00 <Lumeah> Hi frayedknot
20:19:00 <partay> long lunch tomorrow
20:20:00 <partay> then leave about 3
20:20:00 <MJ> prob not as cool as a HVAC repair guy
20:20:00 <MJ> i wish i were a bald hvac repair man
20:20:00 <partay> MJ not unless you like lead paint
20:22:00 <partay> Im taking 2 weeks off. Picard will be please to know I get 17.5% loading with my leave
20:26:00 <Picard> thats what everyone gets, why do you feel so special
20:31:00 <partay> do you?
20:32:00 <TheRiddler> GO DOGS!
20:32:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
20:33:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
20:35:00 <partay> doggies starting strong
20:36:00 <couleurs> go da dees
20:36:00 <MJ> PUPPIES
20:36:00 <MJ> I LOVE PUPPIES
20:41:00 <MrMark> boo!
20:43:00 <Picard> im self employed, dickhead
20:43:00 <partay> i know
20:43:00 <partay> that's why i asked :)
20:43:00 <Picard> i can go on leave anytime i want
20:44:00 <Picard> with as much loading as i care to take
20:44:00 <partay> lol
20:44:00 <Picard> cash business, sure beats being on a salary
20:45:00 <partay> no way
20:45:00 <partay> utterly no way
20:45:00 <Picard> lol
20:45:00 <Picard> i assure you it is
20:46:00 <partay> you cant compare your job and mine
20:46:00 <partay> worlds apart
20:46:00 <Picard> i know, mine is much better
20:46:00 <partay> some roles .. like trolley boy yes
20:46:00 <partay> otherwise negative
20:46:00 <Picard> hahahaha
20:46:00 <Picard> can you claim your household grocery bill as a deduction?
20:47:00 <Picard> all your fuel,phones,electricity,cars the list just goes on
20:47:00 <partay> i have a woek phone / car and yes i can salary sacrifice all that
20:47:00 <Picard> lol
20:47:00 <Picard> sure you can
20:48:00 <partay> i used to salary sacrifice my mortgage payments
20:48:00 <partay> but alas
20:48:00 <partay> not anymore
20:51:00 <Picard> :)
20:51:00 <partay> as i dont have one
20:51:00 <partay> http://www.remserv.com.au/government/
20:51:00 <partay> feel free to click on the QHealth link
20:51:00 <partay> :)
20:52:00 <partay> anyway
20:52:00 <partay> as i was saying not a sausage
20:52:00 <Picard> like i said, i wouldnt be swapping you jobs :P
20:53:00 <partay> the fucking robot
20:53:00 <partay> 80K you did in your car ?
20:53:00 <partay> L O fucking L
20:53:00 <partay> again
20:53:00 <partay> sausage
20:55:00 <partay> TheRiddler this a knockout semi?
20:55:00 <TheRiddler> elemination
20:56:00 <partay> bam
20:56:00 <partay> WCE at home to
20:56:00 <TheRiddler> yep
20:57:00 <TheRiddler> going into the game we would of been 15%-35% chance to win
20:57:00 <MrMark> wheres TheRoness
20:57:00 <partay> yep
20:57:00 <TheRiddler> depending on players coming back from injury
20:57:00 <partay> MrMark passed out by now
20:58:00 <Lumeah> No.
20:58:00 <partay> I bet North pull one out of their ass on Sat too
20:59:00 <TheRiddler> boyd needs to work on his goal kicking
21:00:00 <Picard> nuh
21:01:00 <TheRiddler> this is the best I've seen them play all season
21:01:00 <TheRiddler> except for the first 2 rounds
21:01:00 <partay> yah
21:01:00 <partay> 5 goals up
21:01:00 <partay> shell shocked them
21:02:00 <TheRiddler> OMG
21:03:00 <TheRiddler> what a miss
21:03:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
21:04:00 <TheRiddler> wow
21:04:00 <partay> lol
21:05:00 <TheRiddler> poor jong
21:08:00 <MJ> hello ashley
21:08:00 <MJ> do you want to play with mj
21:08:00 <MJ> i have candy
21:08:00 <MJ> in my pocket
21:08:00 <TheRiddler> you gone full retard
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> now you're basically admitting you're a pedo
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> ignored
21:11:00 <Picard> just hope north get belted
21:11:00 <Picard> scum cuts
21:11:00 <Picard> cunts
21:11:00 <couleurs> go da dees
21:11:00 <Picard> lol
21:18:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p296x100/14237667_1162888407116299_4784898151018186060_n.jpg?oh=3f6a4b97c5578bb9fa892b60f9e74294&oe=5844F098
21:18:00 <TheRiddler> for buttelia
21:18:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:19:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
21:20:00 <TheRiddler> hehe mini daniel
21:24:00 <robot> hey
21:25:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1r check out me bedroom
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> you're on ignore too georgeandwell
21:26:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn ignore m8
21:28:00 <partay> how is the robot?
21:30:00 <robot> hey mate alrite thanks
21:31:00 <partay> awesome
21:31:00 <partay> robot you are at the top of the pile
21:31:00 <partay> looking down at the rest of the dregs
21:32:00 <robot> lol
21:34:00 <MJ> TheRiddler, by calling me a pedo you're basically admitting that you're a child
21:34:00 <MJ> ignored
21:37:00 <Picard> footy score?
21:38:00 <stebie> 24-48
21:38:00 <stebie> HT
21:40:00 <IAmSpeed> 24 - 55. Eagles are in trouble.
21:41:00 <georgeandwell> hallo
21:41:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1
21:42:00 <partay> georgeandwell no girls eva ok
21:45:00 <georgeandwell> n e 1 see a partghey
21:46:00 <partay> Thanks for coming WCE 2016
21:46:00 <IAmSpeed> Eagles are getting smashed.
21:46:00 <partay> georgeandwell even if you were gay you'd wouldnt get any cock either
21:51:00 <georgeandwell> u think gay thoughts
21:52:00 <g00dz> It's good to know people still use IRC
21:56:00 <georgeandwell> partay u know u only hav what u hav thanksbto abos
21:56:00 <georgeandwell> otherwise ur family would be blackface in the mines
21:57:00 <georgeandwell> white guys too smug m8
22:00:00 <Picard> this one is an elim final?
22:09:00 <partay> lol
22:09:00 <partay> geogie
22:09:00 <partay> hehehehe
22:10:00 <georgeandwell> u realise ur race is a minority here?
22:10:00 <georgeandwell> in asia
22:11:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p296x100/14292233_1162933990445074_5389520638970020440_n.jpg?oh=1793cbbfd1d5c286817d337788494b63&oe=5876F4DF
22:11:00 <georgeandwell> how long till white hav enough and decide to return to europe
22:11:00 <partay> so?
22:11:00 <partay> who cares?
22:11:00 <georgeandwell> i do
22:12:00 <partay> i know oyu do
22:12:00 <georgeandwell> matters to me
22:12:00 <partay> you're a short dick man
22:12:00 <georgeandwell> as im asian in asia
22:12:00 <partay> of course you hate Asians
22:12:00 <georgeandwell> not sure what nigger u are m8
22:12:00 <partay> lol
22:12:00 <partay> georgie nothing you say bothers me
22:12:00 <partay> not even 0.00000000001 %
22:12:00 <partay> give up
22:13:00 <partay> we know what the pecking order is
22:13:00 <partay> :)
22:14:00 <grem> fuck off georgeandwell. give it a fucking rest mate
22:14:00 <couleurs> sgarn
22:14:00 <grem> same fucking shit over and over again from you
22:15:00 <couleurs> negrlswanner
22:18:00 <georgeandwell> look around ur white austrlia is.over
22:19:00 <georgeandwell> not that it ever meant much to rest of the world
22:19:00 <georgeandwell> apart from killing abos
22:28:00 <aliasd> that killed it
22:28:00 <aliasd> :P
22:42:00 <Tiggier> DOGS WIN!
22:44:00 <partay> BAM
23:03:00 <stebie> woof woof woof
23:44:00 <Doodle> BIN NIGHT MAURICE
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