// #melbourne — 2016-09-20
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00:05:00 <Donald_Trump> lols
02:47:00 <s3m> oi dagger brain
05:16:00 <CaptainPugwash> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ melbourne
05:17:00 <CaptainPugwash> fucking LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
11:25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
14:11:00 <President_Trump> lols
14:24:00 <CaptainPugwash> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ melbourne
14:28:00 <CaptainPugwash> enjoy austnet u fucking faggots!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:28:00 <CaptainPugwash> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ melb chan and austnet
16:50:00 <TheRon> hi
16:50:00 <TheRon> 450!
17:14:00 <TheRon> a woman is a lot like a refrigerator, they weigh 300 lbs and make ice......
17:16:00 <TheRon> Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds.......
17:21:00 <zaim> and a cold ass bitch.
17:22:00 <TheRon> and makes ice
17:23:00 <emuls> lol
17:23:00 <emuls> homer
17:26:00 <TheRon> Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge. But you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these big chewy pretzels here (undecipherable slurring) five dollars?! Get outta here!
17:27:00 <TheRon> it gets me every time
17:28:00 <JohnTravolta> 4&20
17:31:00 <TheRon> hawthorn knocked out of the finals
17:31:00 <TheRon> i feel sorry for them
17:49:00 <TheRon> you can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you get what you need
18:07:00 <TheRon> down to the river, and into the river we dived
18:16:00 <TheRon> harold off neighbours?
18:19:00 <zaim> isnt he dead yet
18:19:00 <TheRon> it's been years since i watched it
18:21:00 <zaim> paul robinson will always be my favs
18:22:00 <TheRon> who's that chick with big norgs?
18:23:00 <zaim> dunno
18:24:00 <TheRon> didn't really narrow it down ay
18:24:00 <zaim> sure didnt pal
18:24:00 <zaim> gotta pic
18:24:00 <TheRon> dr karls GF at one stage
18:25:00 <TheRon> again didn't narrow it down any
18:25:00 <zaim> dr karl smashed a lot of ladies
18:26:00 <zaim> actuall just a handful
18:27:00 <TheRon> good on him i say
18:28:00 <TheRon> nicola charles?
18:29:00 <TheRon> is there like a facebook game, "who did dr karl do?"
18:35:00 <TheRon> ooh baby baby it's a wild world
18:38:00 <TheRon> we can be heroes, just for one day
18:55:00 <TheRon> all we need is just a little patience
18:58:00 <TheRon> green day - longview
19:07:00 <British^Meat> *sigh*
19:07:00 <British^Meat> Hi President_Trump
19:07:00 <British^Meat> hey, can u send them a msg in here and i can snap chat it to them?
19:15:00 <TheRon> time to play the game!
19:16:00 <President_Trump> British^Meat
19:16:00 <President_Trump> u can say to sez
19:16:00 <British^Meat> yup
19:16:00 <British^Meat> phones ready
19:17:00 <President_Trump> 'please come back to irc soon, British^Meat keeps pedoing me'
19:17:00 <British^Meat> done and done
19:17:00 <President_Trump> thanx bro
19:21:00 <TheRon> she's like the wind
19:22:00 <TheRon> in my dreams
19:28:00 <TheRon> DOGGIES!!!!!!!!!
19:29:00 <TheRon> cats v dogs
19:36:00 <TheRon> all the hawthorn haters come out on facebook and twitter it was awesome
19:36:00 <TheRiddler> yep
19:38:00 <TheRon> thanki geelong
20:03:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1r nake me willy great again
20:04:00 <picard> Ello
20:06:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
20:06:00 <picard> Talkative faggots
20:07:00 <Doodle> nobody likes a talkative faggot
20:07:00 <picard> No, better off with cock in their mouths so they stay silent
20:08:00 <Doodle> .
20:08:00 <picard> Fucking cold in bendigo
20:08:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1r meet up 2nite
20:09:00 <picard> I do georgeandwell
20:09:00 <picard> Meet me at Central Park
20:10:00 <georgeandwell> i like getting surprise bj from grls
20:10:00 <partay> hahahaha
20:10:00 <partay> georgie
20:10:00 <partay> we know that never happens
20:10:00 <partay> ever
20:11:00 <georgeandwell> partay hows the kids m8
20:11:00 <partay> craymelia
20:11:00 <partay> picard
20:11:00 <georgeandwell> mani pedos on this chan bra
20:11:00 <georgeandwell> as there are gays here
20:11:00 <picard> partay:
20:12:00 <partay> georgie hows life as a lonesome loser ?
20:12:00 <georgeandwell> hows the kids
20:12:00 <partay> sitting beside me
20:12:00 <georgeandwell> hahaha
20:12:00 <partay> great thanks
20:12:00 <georgeandwell> i wish them well m8
20:12:00 <partay> well on the couch
20:12:00 <partay> he's playing NBA2K17
20:12:00 <georgeandwell> especially when im in the corolla
20:13:00 <picard> Lol Corolla
20:13:00 <georgeandwell> look out foe the asian dude
20:13:00 <georgeandwell> who is txting for hookups
20:13:00 <partay> georgie why do Asian women date white guys ?
20:13:00 <partay> is it the small penis thing >
20:14:00 <georgeandwell> ur very racist ma8
20:14:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/14368621_1709354942411555_8392539362078056380_n.jpg?oh=efdd31acbf4b59efacc7b7bc50c15a87&oe=58391F9C&__gda__=1484153144_378c4bf0ccba2c0b45f13c0a811962e7
20:14:00 <georgeandwell> thats why i dont liv in brissu
20:14:00 <partay> not racist.. thats fact
20:14:00 <picard> More so they are fucking morons partay
20:14:00 <georgeandwell> is it fact u r a convict
20:14:00 <partay> never been to prison
20:14:00 <partay> ..yet
20:14:00 <georgeandwell> is it fact whites are ethnic minority
20:14:00 <picard> Lol
20:15:00 <georgeandwell> why cant u guys accept u are migrants ethnic minorities here
20:15:00 <partay> georgie.. and your point is ?
20:15:00 <picard> It is fact George is a fucking idiot
20:15:00 <georgeandwell> thats it m8
20:15:00 <partay> hahaha
20:15:00 <partay> georgie.. no-one cares.. still
20:15:00 <georgeandwell> ur a ethnic.minority
20:15:00 <partay> so?
20:15:00 <georgeandwell> im the majority
20:15:00 <partay> your point ?
20:15:00 <georgeandwell> im the dominant majority
20:16:00 <partay> and?
20:16:00 <georgeandwell> and ur just a nothing here
20:16:00 <partay> and still cant get laid
20:16:00 <partay> LOL
20:16:00 <georgeandwell> injust want whites to admit the fact
20:16:00 <partay> how about that
20:16:00 <partay> hehehehe
20:16:00 <georgeandwell> they are ethnics
20:16:00 <georgeandwell> but they like to call asians ethnics lol...how dumb is white ppl
20:17:00 <partay> 4 days till holidays
20:17:00 <partay> ahhhhh
20:17:00 <georgeandwell> u whites are waaaay in the minority ethnic groups here
20:17:00 <partay> and it's jetski weather
20:18:00 <partay> picard who will win on the weekend /
20:18:00 <georgeandwell> when do white people go to beach lol
20:18:00 <georgeandwell> fuck u should go skiing more like it
20:18:00 <picard> I'd love the doggies to win
20:18:00 <President_Trump> win what
20:18:00 <georgeandwell> u get sunburn
20:18:00 <partay> only to save stupid Asians who cant swim
20:18:00 <partay> hahahahahaha
20:18:00 <picard> Other game I don't give a fuck
20:18:00 <georgeandwell> whites arent blessed with sun
20:18:00 <georgeandwell> just cold shit
20:18:00 <President_Trump> hope gws win so everyone starts crying
20:19:00 <georgeandwell> they steal sun and beach from abo
20:19:00 <partay> stdney giants would be a good final
20:19:00 <georgeandwell> lol
20:19:00 <partay> sydney*
20:19:00 <georgeandwell> like everything else
20:19:00 <picard> Yeah
20:19:00 <partay> just like the nrl no sydney teams and afl no voctorian teams
20:19:00 <georgeandwell> partay are whites still stealing from abos liek their convicts parents
20:19:00 <partay> lol
20:20:00 <partay> where's serenity.. did she get a life?
20:20:00 <partay> skinny mole
20:20:00 <picard> Out with her new root
20:20:00 <georgeandwell> every time a see white people going fishing and surfing i see again... this picture is wrong
20:20:00 <picard> Husband is away working
20:21:00 <partay> hahah thats right the Coles deli dude
20:21:00 <President_Trump> no partay she has thrown in the towel
20:21:00 <partay> i thought Doodle would have had a crack
20:21:00 <President_Trump> even stopped paying for her bnc
20:21:00 <partay> after he stops banging faux
20:21:00 <picard> Lol
20:22:00 <picard> Does Doodle like fatties?
20:22:00 <President_Trump> Doodle doesnt like faux, serenity had to beg him to talk to her
20:22:00 <partay> i think Doodle would bang a fatty
20:22:00 <picard> And serenity was doing the deli guy?
20:22:00 <georgeandwell> ethnic
20:22:00 <georgeandwell> minority
20:22:00 <picard> Doodle: would do anything
20:23:00 <Doodle> hey now
20:23:00 <Doodle> then
20:23:00 <Doodle> well
20:23:00 <picard> Lol
20:23:00 <partay> oh hai Doodle
20:23:00 <partay> youre here
20:23:00 <partay> *gulp*
20:23:00 <Doodle> sort of
20:23:00 <picard> Gday Doodle
20:23:00 <Doodle> whats happening
20:23:00 <picard> How fat is faux
20:24:00 <partay> georgie is explaining his Asian theory to us (again)
20:24:00 <Doodle> faux isnt fat
20:24:00 <picard> Chubby?
20:25:00 <Doodle> only when i look at her pics
20:25:00 <Doodle> ;)
20:25:00 <picard> Lol
20:25:00 <picard> I heard she was 80kgs or more
20:25:00 <Doodle> u heard
20:25:00 <Doodle> good grief
20:25:00 <President_Trump> serenity was going to give her a diet plan at one stage
20:25:00 <Doodle> are u talking to livestock agents
20:26:00 <TheRiddler> why does your wife look like your sister picard
20:26:00 <picard> Yes, she is a hooker who charges by the kg
20:26:00 <picard> TheRiddler: why do you look like u have a bowling ball head?
20:27:00 <President_Trump> hey loz
20:27:00 <President_Trump> im comign over tomorrow night to make dips ok?
20:28:00 <partay> then Maurice strolled in
20:29:00 <picard> Scary
20:36:00 <picard> 😀
20:37:00 <partay> Vinnie Barbarino
20:38:00 <President_Trump> Maurice are you and kate taking ice tonight like usual?
20:38:00 <picard> Gay
20:38:00 <picard> Lol trump
20:42:00 <picard> Well Maurice comes in and no one talks
20:43:00 <partay> thats cos we're masturbating on cam
20:43:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tqH-Un9SFU
20:43:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Secret Hack To Get Headphone Jack on the iPhone 7 Views: 3,055,179 Uploader: TechRax Uploaded: Sep 18, 2016 Duration: 1m25s Rating: 3.07
20:44:00 <couleurs> cool thx zaim
20:44:00 <picard> Yuk
20:44:00 <picard> I threw up a little
20:44:00 <zaim> all good fellas just helpin ya'l niggaz out
20:47:00 <partay> zaim you have too much time on your hands
20:47:00 <zaim> u think so?
20:48:00 <partay> yes
20:48:00 <picard> Yes
20:48:00 <picard> Who has a 7
20:48:00 <zaim> 6s
20:48:00 <picard> Getting a 7 next week
20:48:00 <zaim> i upgrade all my iphones to the S
20:49:00 <picard> Giving the 6s to my daughter
20:49:00 <partay> Appleâ„¢ is shit
20:49:00 <zaim> im very disappointed about the lack in wireles charging
20:50:00 <picard> Lol
20:52:00 <picard> Moron
20:53:00 <picard> Maybe they can install a solar panel
20:53:00 <JohnTravolta> maybe you can install some hair
20:53:00 <JohnTravolta> http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/hair-loss/men-hair-loss-16/hair-transplants
20:53:00 <picard> Maybe u could get a personality
20:54:00 <couleurs> i'm very disappointed in picard
20:54:00 <picard> Y
20:55:00 <couleurs> y not
20:55:00 <JohnTravolta> im trying to come up with one functional use for my macintosh classic
20:55:00 <JohnTravolta> apparently it can't even have ethernet
20:55:00 <partay> anchor
20:55:00 <JohnTravolta> they sell for $400ish on fleabay
20:55:00 <JohnTravolta> who the fuck spends that kind of money on junk anyway
20:56:00 <JohnTravolta> oh yeah and it can't take an sd memory card, either
20:56:00 <partay> anchor
20:57:00 <JohnTravolta> its too square to be an anchor
21:01:00 <TheRiddler> is your daughter also your neice picard?
21:01:00 <picard> TheRiddler how can you condone having sex with your own mother?
21:02:00 <picard> That's just wrong dude
21:02:00 <TheRiddler> I dont but you seem to think it's fine to marry your sister
21:02:00 <picard> Polished that huge head today?
21:03:00 <TheRiddler> wait you saying your wife is really your mum?
21:03:00 <TheRiddler> I have hair
21:03:00 <TheRiddler> it's not a huge head either
21:04:00 <picard> That's debatable, it's fucking huge dude
21:04:00 <TheRiddler> why do you seem to think I look like you
21:04:00 <picard> Iv seen your pics
21:05:00 <TheRiddler> doubt it if you think I look like you
21:05:00 <TheRiddler> hell I dont even look like your wife and she looks like you
21:07:00 <picard> Your just a muppet
21:07:00 <partay> you're
21:08:00 <TheRiddler> now I look like a muppet?
21:09:00 <picard> No, your a muppet
21:10:00 <TheRiddler> have you seen many muppets?
21:11:00 <TheRiddler> are you trying to stick your hand up me?
21:11:00 <picard> That's a puppet u fucking idiot
21:12:00 <TheRiddler> ...
21:12:00 <picard> I'm sure you would love a fisting
21:13:00 <TheRiddler> I bet you want me to look like you because you like fucking family members
21:14:00 <JohnTravolta> ease up turbo
21:15:00 <TheRiddler> but I'm not your mum sister
21:15:00 <picard> TheRiddler: your fetish to have me will never happen. Give up dude
21:20:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
21:20:00 <TheRiddler> I bet your wife told you that once too
21:21:00 <JohnTravolta> picard is married to harvey norman
21:21:00 <JohnTravolta> absolutely no interest for 36 months
21:29:00 <partay> the fucking robot
21:46:00 <Donald_Trump> lols
21:52:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn on
21:52:00 <georgeandwell> I'm back
21:52:00 <couleurs> wb m8 sgarn m8
21:54:00 <georgeandwell> yeah alright
21:54:00 <georgeandwell> just watching shitty rambo
21:54:00 <TheRiddler> http://gagthat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dog-meme_0.jpg
21:54:00 <TheRiddler> for amelia
21:55:00 <amelia> bwahahahaha
21:55:00 <amelia> lil doggo
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:56:00 <TheRiddler> like a good dog pun
21:56:00 <TheRiddler> https://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/640917b0-9711-42c9-bffb-f7ef84c55d07/a0c00e3e-b78b-4b46-8234-5949e1ae5fda.jpg
21:56:00 <TheRiddler> https://barkpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tumblr_nhqq4w6ivW1t2tbfeo1_500.jpg
21:56:00 <amelia> ahahaha paw lil puggeh
21:57:00 <amelia> get it???
21:57:00 <TheRiddler> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/55/e2/26/55e226b226313f84d1f3d64f8e0d3d4a.jpg
21:57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6d/ff/21/6dff219b0dc438e6a87ed72808112418.jpg
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> hehehe hipster dog
21:59:00 <Donald_Trump> did someone say fisting
22:00:00 <amelia> that dog looks like a lil poonce
22:00:00 <TheRiddler> https://s3.amazonaws.com/gametiime/runsquirrel/assets/themes/puppyrun/puns/fetching.jpg
22:01:00 <amelia> HAHA
22:02:00 <TheRiddler> http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/48/61/e3/4861e36eebb4799d86221026f31cdb80.jpg
22:03:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/tXEpvff.jpg
22:03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:04:00 <amelia> those lil puppers haf nice markings
22:07:00 <TheRiddler> yeah they do
22:08:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
22:08:00 <georgeandwell> m8
22:09:00 <President_Trump> asians 4 trump
22:10:00 <georgeandwell> hillary making come back
22:10:00 <georgeandwell> let see who win in the end
22:11:00 <President_Trump> come back? lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:11:00 <President_Trump> sinking faster than the titanic
22:11:00 <President_Trump> http://cesrusc.org/election/
22:11:00 <President_Trump> for u george
22:16:00 <georgeandwell> honestly who cares
22:16:00 <georgeandwell> thats usa
22:18:00 <President_Trump> <georgeandwell> hillary making come back
22:18:00 <President_Trump> looks like u do bro
22:19:00 <georgeandwell> get a life
22:19:00 <georgeandwell> is all i can say
22:19:00 <President_Trump> when will u be going to the brothel again george?
22:20:00 <President_Trump> george i am just a guest in your country so be nice
22:29:00 <partay> georgie cant talk.. he's masturbating to Asian porn
22:31:00 <President_Trump> asian men are the least sort after on tinder, closely followed by black women
22:31:00 <partay> lol
22:31:00 <partay> true
22:39:00 <partay> why is it that a black woman is never raped by a white guy ?
23:46:00 <President_Trump> coffee lols
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