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00:00:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p240x240/14079548_10210509514757236_5385144674594079703_n.jpg?oh=ce8e60aa0913f9e1718209c79f3f3474&oe=583A5F86
00:00:00 <TheRiddler> follow up image
00:00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:02:00 <President_Trump> u look at shit pics TheRiddler
00:03:00 <TheRiddler> yeah I look at pics of you
00:03:00 <TheRiddler> what about it?
00:09:00 <TheRiddler> wb meelies
00:10:00 <amelia> fank jewwww
00:10:00 <TheRiddler> yw
00:10:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/cIxtp.jpg for kk
00:12:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Cwo51.jpg
00:12:00 <TheRiddler> another
00:13:00 <Doodle> fucking hell dude
00:13:00 <Doodle> bit of warning
00:14:00 <amelia> its for kate so you already know it's gonna be cock
00:14:00 <Doodle> i thought it might have been cake
00:15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:15:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/8sB4v.jpg
00:15:00 <Skirmish> It's Riddler. It's going to be cock.
00:17:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/zM6L9.jpg
00:17:00 <TheRiddler> for amelia
00:17:00 <amelia> i wish i was curled up in de middle asleep wif dem
00:18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:19:00 <TheRiddler> cute
00:20:00 <amelia> shleepy
00:21:00 <TheRiddler> aw
00:36:00 <KOBAYASHI> F a g g o t s
00:39:00 <KOBAYASHI> Hey Mr Motherfucker
00:40:00 <KOBAYASHI> Suk my big toe
01:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> dang missed it
01:56:00 <Mutiny> just looking for gowch she around at all?
01:58:00 <Skirmish> Speak of the devil. Was just talking to TheWarmaster about you.
01:59:00 <Mutiny> lollllllllllllllll
01:59:00 <Mutiny> sure you were
01:59:00 <Mutiny> usual nonsense from you
01:59:00 <Mutiny> you should just leave me and jen alone
02:00:00 <Mutiny> !seen anotherirc3r
02:04:00 <Skirmish> Jen was in last night. She copped it off everyone, including breaker who it seems has realised that she was leading him on.
02:05:00 <Mutiny> i spoke to jen last night anyways
02:05:00 <Mutiny> im seeing if she is on today
02:06:00 <Mutiny> she was leading him on all the time
02:06:00 <Mutiny> she's mine
02:06:00 <Skirmish> You are the next breaker.
02:06:00 <Mutiny> im no breaker
02:06:00 <Mutiny> im the next below
02:06:00 <Mutiny> so back away
02:07:00 <Mutiny> stay out of shit that isnt yours
02:08:00 <Skirmish> If I wanted her I would have had her.
02:08:00 <Mutiny> lolllllllllllll
02:09:00 <Mutiny> just like you want serenity and faux hey?
02:09:00 <Mutiny> and the other pigs
02:09:00 <Mutiny> sharni
02:09:00 <Mutiny> amelia
02:09:00 <Mutiny> LOL
02:09:00 <Mutiny> babygirl
02:09:00 <Mutiny> manydjane
02:09:00 <Skirmish> You're just going overboard now.
02:09:00 <Skirmish> You can keep junkiejane.
02:09:00 <Skirmish> No idea about babygirl. The others though, fine women.
02:10:00 <Mutiny> mandyjane is a beautiful woman like jen
02:10:00 <Mutiny> you couldnt even get close to such quality
02:10:00 <Mutiny> you have to settle for lebanese pigs
02:10:00 <Mutiny> that have agrophobia
02:11:00 <Mutiny> Skirmish bro im very thankful
02:11:00 <Mutiny> for the heads up
02:11:00 <Skirmish> I will leave you in the gutter with the trash. No competition at all for you down there unless tisk comes out and has Jen again.
02:11:00 <Mutiny> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Skirmish
02:12:00 <Mutiny> http://i.imgur.com/edQGzA7.jpg
02:12:00 <Mutiny> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
02:12:00 <Skirmish> Nothing we didn't already know about you.
02:12:00 <Mutiny> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Skirmish
02:12:00 <Mutiny> thanks bra
02:14:00 <Mutiny> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Skirmish
02:14:00 <Mutiny> http://i.imgur.com/6u96NuF.jpg
02:14:00 <Mutiny> http://i.imgur.com/lU4ftsQ.jpg
02:14:00 <Mutiny> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Skirmish
02:41:00 <Mutiny> see she came Skirmish
02:41:00 <Mutiny> LOSER!
02:41:00 <Mutiny> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Skirmish
02:44:00 <Skirmish> It would be sweet that you are so excited to see her besides the fact that it's all a show to troll her.
02:45:00 <Mutiny> rightttttttt
02:46:00 <Skirmish> TheWarmaster made that clear earlier. It's all a show to troll Jen.
02:46:00 <Mutiny> he can think what he wants
03:43:00 <Mutiny> my beautiful jen
03:43:00 <Mutiny> good to see you finally here
03:44:00 <anotherirc3r> beautiful?
03:44:00 <anotherirc3r> i think not, prince charming
03:44:00 <Mutiny> Serenity you could never match jens beauty and awe
03:44:00 <Mutiny> Serenity how did it feel to be on lap band?
03:44:00 <Mutiny> did the jenny craig diet not do enough for you?
03:44:00 <Mutiny> you should have taken the plivent ice diet
03:44:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
03:44:00 <Mutiny> 2 points a day for 2 months
03:44:00 <Mutiny> u should easily lose some weight on that
03:44:00 <anotherirc3r> the infamous diet. i forgot about that
03:44:00 <Mutiny> but no
03:45:00 <Mutiny> you took the weak end
03:45:00 <Mutiny> by getting lap band
03:45:00 <Mutiny> like being some sort of science project
03:45:00 <Mutiny> the project ham
03:45:00 <Mutiny> being tied up with rubber bands
03:45:00 <Mutiny> like a weak coon slut from perth
03:47:00 <anotherirc3r> regardless of how fat or not she is she will always be ugly both inside and out
03:47:00 <anotherirc3r> her attitude certainly helps that perception
03:48:00 <Mutiny> thats very true
03:54:00 <Mutiny> you cant win on here
04:36:00 <Mutiny> ^ there she goes
04:36:00 <Mutiny> top shelf
04:36:00 <Mutiny> what a fucking piece of shit she is
04:56:00 <Mutiny> lolllllllllllllll
04:56:00 <Mutiny> Serenity
04:56:00 <Mutiny> the weight loss
04:56:00 <Mutiny> kowlns
04:56:00 <Mutiny> jiggalow shadowlurker
04:56:00 <Mutiny> lol
04:57:00 <Mutiny> u finally got some stability
04:57:00 <Mutiny> Serenity
04:57:00 <Mutiny> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
04:57:00 <anotherirc3r> where is he?
04:57:00 <Mutiny> what a top shelf
04:57:00 <Mutiny> pantera girl
04:57:00 <Mutiny> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
04:57:00 <Mutiny> paul bidmead
10:09:00 <Doodle> good grief
11:36:00 <Doodle> I SAID GOOD GRIEF
11:37:00 <TheWarmaster> jenny gowch was here
11:38:00 <TheWarmaster> She dumped breaker
11:38:00 <TheWarmaster> LOOOOOL
11:39:00 <Doodle> why is everyone so fascinated with her
11:39:00 <Doodle> i've met more emotionally stable chihuahuas
11:40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Prodigy - AWOL (Strike One).mp3 (6.89MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 7:31)
11:41:00 <TheWarmaster> thats the appeal brother
11:41:00 <Doodle> lawdy
11:41:00 <Doodle> i like em crazy but fkn hell
11:42:00 <Doodle> theres crazy and there is crazy
11:43:00 <Doodle> then there is Pieter
11:44:00 <TheWarmaster> Pieter and Gowch would make a good couple
11:59:00 <Student> Greetings
13:18:00 <gs69azza> hahahahaha Serenity
14:10:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRu_-9MBpd4
14:10:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Great Day Views: 22,372,650 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: Mar 12, 2013 Duration: 2m17s Rating: 4.87
15:30:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bjork - It's Oh So Quiet.mp3 (3.34MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:38)
15:32:00 <Student> that is right, it is so quiet
15:32:00 <Student> Entertainment just passed away from channel
15:34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 No Doubt - Don't Speak.mp3 (8.05MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:47)
15:34:00 <Student> lol
15:41:00 <aliasd> May the bridges that we burn light the way... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-utMO586HCg
15:41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sage Francis - "VONNEGUT BUSY" lyric video Views: 142,533 Uploader: Strange Famous Uploaded: Apr 4, 2014 Duration: 4m51s Rating: 4.94
15:42:00 <President_Trump> where is Serenity?
15:42:00 <President_Trump> where is Hillary?
15:42:00 <President_Trump> lololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
15:44:00 <aliasd> President_Trump, wtf does this have to do with opium and brown chicks?
15:45:00 <aliasd> get back to work
15:46:00 <President_Trump> WE WILL BUILD A GREAT WALL ON THE SOUTHERN BORDER
15:46:00 <aliasd> good good
15:47:00 <Doodle> to keep tasmanians out
15:48:00 <President_Trump> Doodle where is Serenity?
15:48:00 <aliasd> Melbourne only exists because Tasmanians refused to stay
15:48:00 <Doodle> in wa
15:48:00 <President_Trump> why isnt she on irc?
15:48:00 <aliasd> and Adelaide only exists because Tasmanians have really bad aim
15:48:00 <Doodle> lol i dont know
15:48:00 <President_Trump> yes you do
15:49:00 <Doodle> i'm not her keeper
15:49:00 <President_Trump> ask her
15:49:00 <President_Trump> on snapchat
15:49:00 <Doodle> i dont have snapchat
15:49:00 <President_Trump> are the rumours she was murdered by demut true?
15:49:00 <Doodle> why do you think i have the answer to your questions
15:50:00 <President_Trump> coz you are part of the group
15:50:00 <President_Trump> part of the establishment
15:50:00 <Doodle> no i'm not
15:53:00 <Doodle> https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPgOD5tdTmFt4fC/giphy-downsized-large.gif
15:55:00 <President_Trump> http://www.trbimg.com/img-57a1f90a/turbine/bs-ed-trump-baby-20160803
16:31:00 <MadScientist> shadowlurker and serenity both died in a bloodbath at the hands of demut of course
16:36:00 <President_Trump> demut went mental and murdered them after they said they didnt want to join his clan
16:38:00 <President_Trump> hi Matthew
16:39:00 <President_Trump> i have been crunching the numbers and it looks like pick 5 will be better than pick 1 this year
16:39:00 <President_Trump> just one of those years mate
16:39:00 <President_Trump> where u will get a selwood at 5, and a gumbleton at 1
16:45:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to TheRon & Doodle
16:45:00 <TheRon> how bizarre how bizarre
16:45:00 <triangles> LOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Matthew
16:51:00 <Matthew> strange, yes
17:13:00 <ShiverMeTimbers> LOLLLLLLLLL @ Serenity
17:13:00 <TheRon> jesus!
17:15:00 <TheRon> what is love?
17:15:00 <ShiverMeTimbers> fuck off TheRon you pedo faggot
17:15:00 <TheRon> who the fuck are you?
17:16:00 <ShiverMeTimbers> gowch
17:16:00 <ShiverMeTimbers> Royal Gowch
17:16:00 <ShiverMeTimbers> you pedo faggot
17:16:00 <TheRon> oscar the gowch
17:17:00 <ShiverMeTimbers> LOLLLLLLLLLLL @ Serenity
17:17:00 <ShiverMeTimbers> and shadowlurker
17:26:00 <Doodle> crikey
17:26:00 <Doodle> hello Matthew
17:29:00 <Doodle> can someone pls purchase prepare cook and serve me dinner thx
17:29:00 <Doodle> then clean up and leave
17:29:00 <Doodle> that would be gr8
17:29:00 <TheRon> the girlfriend experience?
17:29:00 <Doodle> minus the noise
17:32:00 <aliasd> i know understand home respite more
17:32:00 <aliasd> now*
17:35:00 <TheRon> American woman.........
18:03:00 <British^Meat> r u a carer?
18:28:00 <Matthew> rockin 4 myselfff
18:30:00 <TheRon> you don't like the song, you just like the clip
18:39:00 <Matthew> i love everything about it fyi
18:44:00 <British^Meat> i love that that chick ummm i forget her name danced to it in austin powers too
18:44:00 <British^Meat> heather something?
18:44:00 <British^Meat> something heather?
18:44:00 <TheRon> robin swallows
18:56:00 <TheRon> heather graham
19:09:00 <TheRon> Now I'm in a nightclub in Helsinki And they're playing La Vida Loca once again And I can't believe I'm dancing to this crap but I'm a chance here
19:26:00 <robot> hi its me robot
19:35:00 <robot> one at a time please form a queue
19:35:00 <TheRon> that's what she said
19:38:00 <robot> k
19:38:00 <robot> hi
19:45:00 <robot> hi amelia
19:45:00 <robot> amelioso
19:46:00 <amelia> why hallo thars
19:50:00 <ShiverMeTimbers> Serenity you there?
20:00:00 <British^Meat> lol
20:08:00 <Picard> gday
20:17:00 <Lumeah> Hi frayedknot
20:18:00 <frayedknot> hi Lumeah
20:19:00 <Lumeah> How ya keeping?
20:28:00 <amelia> take that you pair of Ps
20:28:00 <Doodle> whats happening gertie
20:29:00 <amelia> me soso tiored
20:29:00 <Doodle> have u considered sleeping
20:29:00 <emuls> hah
20:29:00 <amelia> puppy and i were napping on couch with netflix paused then after hr or so netflix started itself up
20:29:00 <emuls> oh
20:30:00 <emuls> i'm going to do exactly that
20:30:00 <emuls> baby is asleep
20:30:00 <amelia> we both woke @ same time shitting our pants
20:30:00 <emuls> so shall i
20:30:00 <emuls> lol
20:30:00 <Doodle> my sister cancelled her netflix so i cant steal it off her anymore
20:30:00 <Doodle> most of what was on it was shit tho
20:30:00 <amelia> she is the worst sister ever
20:30:00 <Doodle> inorite
20:30:00 <amelia> ye but narcos season 2
20:30:00 <amelia> !!
20:30:00 <emuls> slaters
20:31:00 <Doodle> is that like mork & mindy
20:31:00 <Doodle> cos i like that show
20:31:00 <amelia> bai emuls
20:31:00 <amelia> ok well kind of
20:31:00 <Doodle> oh cool
20:31:00 <amelia> except its pablo escobar
20:31:00 <Doodle> close
20:31:00 <amelia> & drugs n killing etc
20:31:00 <amelia> ye pretty damn close
20:31:00 <Doodle> do they go nanu nanu
20:32:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
20:32:00 <Doodle> eehehe
20:32:00 <amelia> yas sometimes
20:32:00 <British^Meat> hah
20:32:00 <Doodle> sounds interesting
20:32:00 <British^Meat> All the losers without +'s :)
20:32:00 <Doodle> hi British^Meat me ol mucker
20:33:00 <British^Meat> I just fucked back on
20:33:00 <Doodle> lmao
20:33:00 <Doodle> i met a guy today who had his arm chopped in half with an axe
20:33:00 <Doodle> and he didnt realise til he punched the guy with the axe and his arm split in half
20:34:00 <amelia> WOTDAHEXAGON
20:34:00 <British^Meat> hah what?
20:34:00 <Doodle> lol i shit u not
20:34:00 <Doodle> its all sewn back on
20:35:00 <Doodle> he's like 'i hit the guy and me arm sort of went *makes right angle with elbow*'
20:35:00 <Doodle> :S
20:35:00 <Doodle> good times
20:37:00 <Doodle> Loof keeps sending me messages on my playstation, i dont even know how he found me
20:37:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHA
20:38:00 <Doodle> i bet ling wa helped him
20:41:00 <British^Meat> oh gawd
20:41:00 <British^Meat> like abusing u?
20:41:00 <British^Meat> i had him on mine once, removed him pretty quick
20:41:00 <British^Meat> ughhh had B1 on there too, what a fkn nightmare that was
20:42:00 <Doodle> lol nah theyre friendly messages
20:42:00 <Doodle> i just respond with photos of my junk
20:54:00 <amelia> oh gawd
20:54:00 <President_Trump> has Serenity's body been found yet?
20:55:00 <British^Meat> lol bottom of the user list
20:55:00 <British^Meat> coz u SUCK
20:58:00 <Picard> lol President_Trump
21:00:00 <President_Trump> demut murdered her because she wouldnt join his clan
21:18:00 <Lumeah> But u can be bothered typing that.
21:19:00 <Lumeah> Get out
21:19:00 <amelia> don't talk to my m8 georgio like that
21:20:00 <President_Trump> Lumeah whys your pussy so tight tonight?
21:20:00 <Lumeah> That makes no sense
21:20:00 <amelia> trump no
21:21:00 <Lumeah> Did u mean whats up my arse... Cuz tight is treasured baby.. N dun u forget it. :p
21:22:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:22:00 <President_Trump> im sorrry i will ask again
21:22:00 <President_Trump> what's up your loose arse tonight?
21:22:00 <Lumeah> Err
21:23:00 <Lumeah> If i had a lose arse nothing would stay up there.
21:23:00 <amelia> wtf Lumeah
21:23:00 <Lumeah> He started it. Lol
21:23:00 <amelia> what do you put up there?
21:23:00 <Lumeah> Nothing
21:23:00 <Lumeah> Trumpet asumed i did
21:24:00 <amelia> YOU PUT A TRUMPET UP THERE?
21:24:00 <Lumeah> Hahahaha
21:24:00 <Lumeah> God no
21:24:00 <Lumeah> Unless trumpet is good
21:25:00 <amelia> trumpet butt
21:25:00 <Lumeah> Lok
21:25:00 <Lumeah> Lol
21:25:00 <Lumeah> I don't think i can blow a b flat with my arse
21:27:00 <Picard> Lumeah is looses, she loves fistinf
21:28:00 <Picard> -s
21:29:00 <President_Trump> Lumeah skirmish said he could feel nothing when he went your ass
21:29:00 <Picard> lol
21:29:00 <Picard> maybe he has a small cock
21:30:00 <Lumeah> Yeah probably u wouldn't know
21:30:00 <Lumeah> *i
21:30:00 <Lumeah> 2 inches
21:32:00 <President_Trump> skirmish does have a small cock, but he was using a strap on
21:32:00 <Picard> lol
21:32:00 <Picard> that explians a lot
21:36:00 <Picard> and he drives a taxi
21:36:00 <President_Trump> Lumeah said it was 'coming out of her throat'
21:55:00 <georgeandwell> gidday m8
21:55:00 <georgeandwell> hows it garn
22:13:00 <partay> pictardo
22:14:00 <President_Trump> more office pics partay
22:23:00 <partay> no more
22:24:00 <partay> how about i take some for you
22:24:00 <partay> wait..
22:24:00 <partay> i might have one
22:27:00 <partay> http://picpaste.com/pics/thumbnail_IMG_6007__1_-Q3tEC0nV.1473078428.jpg
22:30:00 <partay> looking west from the new QLD Govt "Tower of Power"
22:31:00 <partay> my new home in 2 months
22:31:00 <robot> mr partay himself
22:31:00 <partay> the fucking robot
22:31:00 <partay> how champ
22:31:00 <partay> hows life in the fibre & network land
22:32:00 <robot> not bad
22:32:00 <robot> :) n u
22:40:00 <partay> great dude
22:40:00 <partay> whats new in robotland?
23:15:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/14264188_1072685149466453_5864770378951521242_n.jpg?oh=64fe5020043bfc26adac7a19b03e2b91&oe=588458EE&__gda__=1484694133_1540ee61f4b97ca237df24c4bdc9c812
23:17:00 <morgoth> medical myth #34 "One for you, two for me": it is a common misrepresentation that doctors overprescribe themselves medication and put the useage down to their patients. in all doctors are absolute stand up citizens who would never do that
23:32:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01 likes men
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> i do!
23:33:00 <Doodle> filth
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don’t?
23:33:00 <Doodle> some of them, but not in a sexual way like u
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh isee!
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> So are you like the only person here now lol
23:35:00 <Doodle> no i have minions
23:35:00 <Doodle> they do my bidding
23:35:00 <Doodle> except robot
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:42:00 <morgoth> all alone on irc and the whole world moved on to twitter
23:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> said no one ever
23:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> So austnet finally died eh!
23:59:00 <President_Trump> Serenity is got murdered if thats what u mean