// #melbourne — 2016-09-03
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00:00:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/bxzEi.jpg
00:01:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/1NITg.jpg doggles
00:05:00 <TheRiddler> ahttp://i.imgur.com/hXJsS.jpg
00:05:00 <President_Trump> hi Lori
00:05:00 <President_Trump> how's your night?
00:07:00 <Skirmish> Spinach and feta! Not a nasty pasty after all.
00:20:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Upgyz.jpg LOL
00:20:00 <TheRiddler> cute
00:20:00 <TheRiddler> for amelia
00:20:00 <amelia> god i jus wanna cuddle the fuck outta him
00:22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:25:00 <President_Trump> dog pedo
00:26:00 <TheRiddler> .
00:26:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/rUBEx.jpg
00:33:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/46wdt.jpg the ultimate leopard print
00:34:00 <Skirmish> Needs to clean up his garden.
00:38:00 <Skirmish> Needs more active channels on server.
00:38:00 <Skirmish> I am not being entertained.
00:41:00 <Student> Greetings
11:16:00 <British^Meat> The REAL slinky J?
11:16:00 <breaker> Nah that's not him.
11:17:00 <British^Meat> Phew
11:39:00 <Doodle> https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPgOD5tdTmFt4fC/giphy-downsized-large.gif
11:40:00 <breaker> The spastic in the wheelchair posts a funny link.
11:41:00 <Doodle> the spastic in his mums basement babbles the same shit for 10 years
11:42:00 <breaker> Maybe you should wipe your chin then Doodle and stop babbling shit.
11:42:00 <breaker> :)
11:44:00 <emuls> well then
11:44:00 <Doodle> poor david
11:45:00 <Doodle> we all know you act out like this because you are a victim
11:45:00 <Doodle> you should seek help
11:45:00 <Doodle> there are support groups
11:46:00 <breaker> Look at you Robert, you're going for a personal attack now.. you got burnt by my one liner :)
11:46:00 <Doodle> nothing personal just trying to help
11:47:00 <Doodle> this is just a symptom of your illness
11:47:00 <Doodle> we understand
11:47:00 <breaker> haha.
11:47:00 <breaker> I got no illness.
11:47:00 <Doodle> maybe if you were diagnosed properly you could get the help you severely need
11:48:00 <breaker> Looks to me you're projecting.
11:48:00 <Doodle> i think you're projecting by saying i am projecting
11:48:00 <Doodle> its common for people with your affliction
11:50:00 <breaker> And yet.. you're telling the story.
11:50:00 <breaker> The stage is all yours..
11:51:00 <breaker> Go ahead Robert.
11:51:00 <British^Meat> wheelchair?
11:52:00 <Doodle> i dont want to trigger your bad behaviour david
11:52:00 <Doodle> because i had back surgery 10 years ago, me old mate dave here is under the impression i am in a wheelchair
11:53:00 <Doodle> ten
11:53:00 <Doodle> years
11:53:00 <Doodle> ago
11:58:00 <emuls> LOL
11:58:00 <emuls> wow
11:59:00 <emuls> cant we all just chat and be friendly like?
11:59:00 <breaker> Doodle can't you see.. he's not a very nice person.
11:59:00 <British^Meat> lol
12:00:00 <British^Meat> i remember i was in a wheel chair for a few weeks
12:00:00 <British^Meat> and irc trolls used to bring that up
12:00:00 <British^Meat> y they do that?
12:00:00 <breaker> Doodle thinks being in a wheelchair is a bad thing.. he's the only one who goes on about it.
12:01:00 <breaker> :)
12:01:00 <Doodle> good grief
12:01:00 <British^Meat> lol
12:02:00 <Doodle> ok dave u play with your light and sound box for a while i'll be back to check up on you later
12:02:00 <Doodle> stay away from sharp things
12:02:00 <Doodle> bblz
12:02:00 <breaker> lol moron.
12:02:00 <Doodle> yeah, we're all thinking that
12:03:00 <breaker> He's off to clean his wheelchair tyres.
12:06:00 <breaker> Don't forget to snap on your spokie dokies Doodle https://c479107.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.com/files/22332/width668/w3s4fbcb-1365650093.jpg
12:11:00 <British^Meat> i like Doodle
12:11:00 <British^Meat> great chatter
12:11:00 <British^Meat> great op
12:11:00 <British^Meat> *thumbs up*
12:14:00 <emuls> 10/10 would op again
12:40:00 <Lumeah> Lol.
12:40:00 <emuls> http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/09/03/us-schoolkids-hospitalised-after-after-eating-ghost-peppers
12:41:00 <Lumeah> Doodle: n breaker...projecting huh
12:43:00 <Lumeah> breaker:.. If someones in a wheelchair... That isn't 't funny.. May Carma befall on u.
12:47:00 <breaker> Lumeah, You misunderstood.. I'm not laughing about Doodle being in a wheelchair.. i'm pointing out that he thinks it's a bad thing that he's in one for 10 years.
12:49:00 <British^Meat> lol
12:49:00 <Lumeah> Well im not going to read it again..
12:49:00 <British^Meat> except he isnt
12:49:00 <British^Meat> and it would be
12:49:00 <British^Meat> what am i missing?
12:50:00 <Lumeah> I said.. If... I did relate it to him.. I said if someone... Still Carma.. Son Carma.
12:50:00 <breaker> Doodle and I are just bonding.. you see.. I got the girl he tried to fuck... he's very upset about that.
12:53:00 <Lumeah> ..... Oh nice...
12:54:00 <British^Meat> i'll bite
12:54:00 <British^Meat> which girl?
12:54:00 <Lumeah> Got? Like a possession?
12:54:00 <Lumeah> U won a game?
12:54:00 <British^Meat> surely he means they went on a date
12:55:00 <British^Meat> i mean at LEAST went on a date
12:55:00 <British^Meat> maybe they made love
12:55:00 <Lumeah> Lol
12:55:00 <British^Meat> hang out a bit
12:55:00 <British^Meat> thats what got would mean
12:55:00 <British^Meat> r u still dating them breaker?
12:55:00 <Lumeah> Them?
12:56:00 <Lumeah> Conquests huh... Most men these days become cheaters anyway.
12:57:00 <Lumeah> Hard to find ones who aren't really married. Lol
12:58:00 <Lumeah> So u think your the big man for getting the girl, n not just fucking her? Oh ta clap clap.
12:59:00 <Lumeah> Maybe u conned a fuck out of her n now u boast....
13:02:00 <emuls> irc conquests
13:02:00 <emuls> hot stuff
13:02:00 <breaker> Lumeah, I understand that's how you've been treated, so i'm sorry to hear that.
13:03:00 <couleurs> loollllllllllllll@breaker
13:03:00 <breaker> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL @ paul_banks
13:04:00 <couleurs> agreed.
13:14:00 <Lumeah> If u wanted to assume that breaker... But i was mearly pointing out facts
13:15:00 <breaker> Lumeah, Facts? based on what.. what's in your head? haha ok.
13:18:00 <emuls> i think it's safe to say that both sexes are capable of deceptive behaviours
13:33:00 <British^Meat> how did u get her?
13:33:00 <British^Meat> I'll ask Doodle later,he'll explain it to me
13:33:00 <British^Meat> top bloke
13:37:00 <Lumeah> U do that be.
13:38:00 <Lumeah> B m.
13:55:00 <emuls> did she see your chat logs and swoon?
13:55:00 <emuls> heh
13:55:00 <emuls> CHECK OUT THE SIZE OF MY LOG
13:58:00 <British^Meat> he msg'd her and she was like "Hi?"
13:58:00 <British^Meat> He's like *YES win*
13:58:00 <British^Meat> got her good
16:01:00 <couleurs> sgarn
16:05:00 <doctor> #AllDayIDreamAboutDeath
16:07:00 <couleurs> well you've come to the right place!!!!!!!!!!!!
16:14:00 <doctor> I used to like sex but that's not cool anymore
16:15:00 <couleurs> aye caramba
16:16:00 <doctor> eat my pants
16:16:00 <doctor> -Marge Flanders
16:40:00 <breaker> Dickard
16:49:00 <Matthew> welcome to Picard
17:13:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
17:18:00 <Picard> Matthew hello
17:18:00 <Picard> how are u lad?
17:22:00 <Matthew> divine. you?
17:25:00 <Picard> ok
17:25:00 <Picard> trying to deal with this shit phone i have
17:25:00 <Matthew> what phone is it
17:25:00 <Picard> htc
17:25:00 <Picard> iphone has been sent away
17:50:00 <Matthew> oh dear
18:06:00 <Matthew> SIMPLY IRRESISTABLE
18:23:00 <Picard> yes
18:25:00 <couleurs> no
18:28:00 <emuls> maybe
18:29:00 <Skirmish> What's the question? I dislike giving an answer without knowing the question. Just in case it's 'Would you like to pluck Picard's ass hair using your front teeth.'
18:36:00 <emuls> well
18:36:00 <emuls> when you put it like that...
18:37:00 <Skirmish> Have to be careful emuls. It's the Internet.
18:37:00 <Skirmish> Could be agreeing to have your kidneys harvested.
18:40:00 <emuls> I do have fine kidneys
18:40:00 <Skirmish> I am sure they are delicious.
18:45:00 <Skirmish> What's news BM?
18:50:00 <British^Meat> H I
18:51:00 <British^Meat> i was out geocaching
18:51:00 <British^Meat> and no i am not
18:51:00 <British^Meat> ive recently finished ratchet and klank, uncharted 4, bloodborne
18:51:00 <British^Meat> i now work during the day
18:51:00 <British^Meat> my feet are wet
18:51:00 <British^Meat> and im eating mcdonalds
18:51:00 <British^Meat> u?
18:56:00 <Skirmish> Sitting at work thinking I need to go get a coffee. Logged into Skillport to spend the night doing some stuff but I forgot to bring headphones AGAIN to plug into the PC.
18:57:00 <British^Meat> what be skillport?
19:01:00 <Skirmish> Online learning with slide shows and tests.
19:19:00 <British^Meat> right on
20:09:00 <Trevor> fuck me
20:09:00 <Trevor> its blowing more than my wife does
20:10:00 <emuls> hmm
20:10:00 <emuls> that doesnt tell us much
20:10:00 <emuls> that's either a lot
20:10:00 <emuls> or not much
20:17:00 <Trevor> http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/e9baebee-0bd8-11e6-9456-444ab5211a2f.html#axzz4IjNv1R1a
20:18:00 <Trevor> even india has more growth of industry than australia
20:24:00 <Skirmish> Soooooo fucking cranky.
20:24:00 <Trevor> http://imgur.com/yogG2ge
20:25:00 <Trevor> bolo chuco
20:26:00 <faux> n e grls 1r cat
20:26:00 <faux> meow
20:26:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
20:29:00 <georgeandwell> nbe grls 1r meet up 2nite ok
20:29:00 <faux> n e grls 1r dress up like a carrot
20:30:00 <Picard> obsessed much
20:30:00 <faux> oo i havent banned u in a while
20:30:00 <faux> i miss it
20:30:00 <Trevor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3LuG7iXaV8
20:30:00 <Trevor> meow
20:31:00 <faux> that was fun
20:31:00 <georgeandwell> jean luc
20:31:00 <georgeandwell> picardo
20:32:00 <georgeandwell> faux do u like cantopop song
20:34:00 <British^Meat> wow
20:35:00 <British^Meat> just, wow
20:35:00 <British^Meat> Sure Picards a cunt, but wow
20:36:00 <Trevor> if u dont have nothing nice to say then dont say nuthin ok bm
20:36:00 <British^Meat> Youre old
20:37:00 <Trevor> say hi 2 simbeehhh, tell him i love him
21:10:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn on m8
21:52:00 <Crip> https://www.facebook.com/REDCENTRENATS/videos/855248001278929/
21:53:00 <Crip> live burnouts ^
22:07:00 <British^Meat> no
22:11:00 <Trevor> http://www.instructables.com/id/The-No-Weld-Double-Barrel-Smoker-and-how-to-use-i/
22:56:00 <robot> hi
23:14:00 <Skirmish> It is so dead in here lately. Wot happened?!
23:20:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:23:00 <President_Trump> has Serenity's murderer been found yet?
23:24:00 <breaker> lol
23:24:00 <breaker> Serenity idle 6 day 21 hr 8 min 53 s
23:24:00 <President_Trump> her body was found dumped at the bottom of the swan river
23:25:00 <breaker> Do you know the whereabouts of Serenity? If you do, Please call CrimeStoppers on 1800 333 000
23:25:00 <President_Trump> bashed to death with a pool noodle
23:26:00 <Trevor> bashed to death with a flaccid penis
23:26:00 <Trevor> no wait thats kate
23:27:00 <breaker> I heard Serenity couldn't pay for her power bill.. her Centrelink payments got cut off because she didn't go to one of her appointments.
23:27:00 <Trevor> oh yeah? who did you hear it off?
23:29:00 <Trevor> sezz is actually a kool chick btw, just the usual irc shit where people crap on her cause she has @
23:29:00 <breaker> It's on her facebook.. she was whinging about how she cna't find the money to pay for the bill and she refuses to go to the appointment at Centrelink
23:29:00 <Trevor> thats nice
23:47:00 <georgeandwell> gidday
23:47:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana giv me bj
23:50:00 <Trevor> heh didnt know bm was a girl
23:51:00 <georgeandwell> fucken faggot hr again
23:51:00 <georgeandwell> whats wrong with this place
23:52:00 <georgeandwell> no normal ppl here at all
23:52:00 <Skirmish> You.
23:52:00 <georgeandwell> is there anyone here who isnt a faggot
23:52:00 <georgeandwell> any normal ppl at all
23:52:00 <Trevor> dunno gimme a kiss and ill tell u
23:52:00 <amelia> georgio pls calm down fwend
23:53:00 <georgeandwell> steelcap in the head would fit
23:53:00 <georgeandwell> might set u straight
23:53:00 <Tim-Sim> lol as if you could lift your leg that high
23:54:00 <georgeandwell> i wonder how many of the homos here are also pedos
23:54:00 <Trevor> yeah he can he practices by doing the splits in his tights
23:54:00 <Skirmish> Did you go out tonight amelia or going out later?
23:54:00 <georgeandwell> this channel is pretty fucked up
23:54:00 <amelia> i don't go out @ night cos i do not drink
23:55:00 <georgeandwell> better scan these homos some would be pedos
23:55:00 <Skirmish> You have to go out and find a good boy to take home to mum.
23:55:00 <amelia> no i go out during day
23:55:00 <Skirmish> Did you end up doing breakfast with the friend?
23:55:00 <Skirmish> I was asleep by 8am.
23:56:00 <Tim-Sim> amelia: you don't have to drink to go outside, lots of people do it sober (so I hear)
23:56:00 <amelia> yup on the coast
23:56:00 <Skirmish> Tim-Sim: As someone that works in night club security, I can assure you there are not many sober people about.
23:56:00 <amelia> well aware Tim-Sim, not much into the club scene
23:56:00 <amelia> sober or drunk
23:57:00 <Skirmish> +1 rep to amelia for not liking the meat market club scene.
23:57:00 <amelia> which is where my friends have gone tonight
23:57:00 <Trevor> night club security? i thought you were some smick counterterrorist homo
23:57:00 <Skirmish> And that is why you will be the only one in your ground that doesn't get herpes amelia.
23:57:00 <Skirmish> second job for a mate that runs a security company.
23:58:00 <Trevor> oh right i believe you
23:58:00 <Tim-Sim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2sBvkDnlcw&list=PLZGh95p3UpwwIYLRIy07pSW7V-sYtajXG&index=7
23:58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Son Of A Gun (BBC John Peel Session 1990) Views: 23,867 Uploader: Nirvana - Topic Uploaded: Jan 20, 2015 Duration: 2m49s Rating: 4.75
23:58:00 <amelia> haha one of my friend jus lost a bit of weight recently so shes on the hunt
23:58:00 <Tim-Sim> amelia: how old is she?
23:58:00 <Skirmish> My job isn't Santa Claus. It doesn't require your belief to exist Trevor.
23:58:00 <breaker> [03/09/2016 23:58:36] (amelia): i jus lost a bit of weight recently so im on the hunt
23:59:00 <amelia> shes 29
23:59:00 <amelia> has 2 kids
23:59:00 <Tim-Sim> too much baggage
23:59:00 <amelia> ye she just on the hunt for dick
23:59:00 <Skirmish> Horny single mums on the prowl. Easiest mark out there.
23:59:00 <breaker> When amelia talks about other friends as "my friend blah blah" .. it's about her.
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