// #melbourne — 2016-09-07
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00:01:00 <Doodle> DWAYNE “The Rock” Johnson has posted a photo of the exact moment his eight-month-old daughter pooed on him.
00:01:00 <Doodle> my life is now complete
00:15:00 <Stowaway> hello katatonic_kate01
00:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> shit cunt hour?
00:40:00 <Stowaway> hello katatonic_kate01 hows it going?
00:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> grand
00:42:00 <Stowaway> nice
00:42:00 <Stowaway> how have you been?
00:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah…. why
00:47:00 <Stowaway> just wondering
00:47:00 <Stowaway> how you been since the pregnancy?
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> fantastic
00:57:00 <Stowaway> thats good
00:57:00 <Stowaway> not working yet?
01:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is this, 26 questions
04:11:00 <Stowaway> Serenity
04:12:00 <Stowaway> tell us about the weight loss in kiwiwana
09:50:00 <gs69azza> 29 nicks
09:50:00 <gs69azza> slowly dying
09:50:00 <gs69azza> slowly
11:20:00 <^^Prince^^Abdul^^Allah> peasants.
11:52:00 <georgeandwell> scarn m8
11:59:00 <Cloud> george the ugly kunt
12:00:00 <georgeandwell> i pulled me back muscle today
12:00:00 <georgeandwell> lifting a box
12:01:00 <georgeandwell> can u let faux know i can only do it sitting down 2nitez
12:03:00 <Cloud> i thought u were a faggot
12:10:00 <georgeandwell> nah im str8
12:10:00 <georgeandwell> m8
14:39:00 <emuls> nice one cashus
14:39:00 <emuls> you sure showed him
14:39:00 <emuls> while he's at work
14:39:00 <cashus> :D
14:39:00 <emuls> no looking at his monitor
14:40:00 <cashus> what else ya got emuls?
14:40:00 <cashus> stupid cunt
14:40:00 <emuls> lol
14:41:00 <emuls> maybe you should ask yourself that
14:41:00 <emuls> you're a one trick pony
14:45:00 <cashus> LOL
14:45:00 <cashus> It's a damn good trick
15:44:00 <emuls> ugh
15:44:00 <emuls> what a loser
16:07:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn on
16:22:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1r come ova my place has furniture
16:22:00 <^^Prince^^Abdul^^Allah> u rich cunt
16:23:00 <georgeandwell> thx
16:23:00 <georgeandwell> best ikea
16:23:00 <georgeandwell> 4 best grls
16:24:00 <TheRon> did you steal some cinder blocks like on the simpsons?
16:24:00 <TheRon> "there'll be no hospital then, i'll tell the children!"
16:49:00 <georgeandwell> sure
16:49:00 <georgeandwell> whatever m8
16:49:00 <georgeandwell> my place is bettr than syria
16:50:00 <TheRon> better than gaza?
16:51:00 <borednlost> not if you're al-assad
16:52:00 <TheRon> did you know that there are ppl around the world that think the gaza strip is a football uniform
16:52:00 <borednlost> if it's a uniform of rags
16:57:00 <TheRon> ah durkha durkha
17:25:00 <TheRon> anyone mellowed out yet?
17:27:00 <TheRon> a mild chicken korma for tea tonight
17:49:00 <TheRon> i believe in a thing called love
17:52:00 <TheRon> alice cooper - poison
17:58:00 <TheRon> love is only a feeling
18:01:00 <georgeandwell> n e girls 1r learn my english
18:02:00 <TheRon> just a little patience
18:12:00 <TheRon> i'm a cult of personality
18:13:00 <TheRon> i'm a cult of personality
18:17:00 <TheRon> Lumeah: winds of change
18:23:00 <TheRon> when love and hate collide
18:28:00 <Stowaway> shut up loser
18:29:00 <TheRon> who are you?
18:30:00 <Lumeah> Love winds of charge
18:30:00 <TheRon> def leppard - hysteria
18:34:00 <Lumeah> Foriener
18:34:00 <TheRon> fuck her gently
18:34:00 <Lumeah> Lol.
18:34:00 <Lumeah> Yeah ok
18:34:00 <Lumeah> :p. Kidding
18:36:00 <TheRon> what's your favourite dish?
18:37:00 <TheRon> i'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from Zanzibar
18:38:00 <TheRon> killer queen?
18:39:00 <Lumeah> Oh nice
18:39:00 <Lumeah> Dynamite with a razor beam
18:39:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:41:00 <TheRon> cum on feel the noise
18:41:00 <Lumeah> Garteed to blow your mind
18:44:00 <TheRon> tell me why can't this be love?
18:44:00 <Stowaway> TheRon stfu pedo
18:45:00 <TheRon> stop touching me Elmo
18:46:00 <Lumeah> Is this love.
18:46:00 <TheRon> whitesnake
18:46:00 <TheRon> sweet child o' mine
18:47:00 <Lumeah> Lots of lyrics to that song that i haven't paid attention to
18:47:00 <Lumeah> Ohhh lovley
18:48:00 <Lumeah> Jenny got a gun.
18:48:00 <TheRon> janey
18:48:00 <TheRon> janie's
18:50:00 <TheRon> give it awaym give it away now
18:52:00 <Lumeah> Dam
18:52:00 <Lumeah> I failed
18:53:00 <TheRon> we all do at one time or another
18:53:00 <Lumeah> True
18:55:00 <Lumeah> There's song called green vallys.. But i can't get the song. I just reminding Daryl braithwait
18:55:00 <TheRon> never heard it i don't think
18:56:00 <Lumeah> Nah i don't think i have it correct
18:56:00 <TheRon> november rain
18:56:00 <Lumeah> Ohhh yes
18:58:00 <Lumeah> Bed of roses
18:58:00 <TheRon> bon jovi
19:01:00 <Lumeah> Yup
19:01:00 <TheRon> november rain goes for a while
19:01:00 <Lumeah> Does
19:01:00 <TheRon> i used to get drunk and do a rendition of i''l be there for you
19:02:00 <Lumeah> While i sleep on a bed of nails
19:02:00 <Lumeah> Lol
19:03:00 <Lumeah> Ill be there when the sun don't shine... When the hevenens burst n the words don't rhyme
19:03:00 <TheRon> i'll be there for you, these five words i swear to you
19:04:00 <Lumeah> When i die you'll be on my mind n ill love u always
19:04:00 <Stowaway> stfu Lumeah u spastic
19:04:00 <TheRon> ignore him he has no life
19:04:00 <Lumeah> Who?. Lol
19:05:00 <TheRon> exactly
19:11:00 <Lumeah> I was made for loving u
19:11:00 <Lumeah> Baby... Kiss.
19:11:00 <Stowaway> http://i.imgur.com/addz8SW.jpg
19:13:00 <TheRon> runaway, fave bon jovi song
19:13:00 <Lumeah> Ohh nice
19:13:00 <President_Trump> where is the pirate?
19:14:00 <TheRon> a stubbie of stout
19:14:00 <TheRon> good for what ails you
19:16:00 <TheRon> Doodle: almost 720
19:16:00 <Doodle> 2rite
19:16:00 <TheRon> spark up?
19:16:00 <Doodle> r u threatening me
19:16:00 <zaim> i amn
19:16:00 <TheRon> yes!
19:17:00 <Lumeah> Tenacious d good
19:17:00 <TheRon> just a tribute
19:18:00 <TheRon> you shook me all night long
19:19:00 <Lumeah> Yeah.. U shook me all night long.
19:19:00 <TheRon> she told me to come but i was already there
19:19:00 <Lumeah> Sorento moon.
19:20:00 <Doodle> r u threatening me
19:20:00 <Lumeah> ?
19:20:00 <TheRon> why not
19:20:00 <TheRon> mind you, me i couldn't hurt a fly
19:21:00 <Doodle> i could
19:21:00 <Doodle> weak cunts
19:22:00 <TheRon> fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round
19:22:00 <TheRon> song for amelia
19:22:00 <Lumeah> Nice gt pony came to work today
19:23:00 <Lumeah> Im stupid but i don't get flat bottom
19:23:00 <amelia> bwahahah bubblebutt
19:25:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Major Lazer - Bubble Butt.mp3 (6.78MB 192kbps Mono 4:56)
19:25:00 <Doodle> i didnt think u were into fords Lumeah
19:25:00 <amelia> my ex used to sing that dumb fukn song @ me
19:26:00 <Doodle> which one
19:26:00 <Doodle> hai CrIpla
19:26:00 <CrIp> haiii
19:27:00 <Doodle> whats happening
19:27:00 <TheRon> .38 special - second chanc
19:27:00 <CrIp> https://www.facebook.com/golebys.parts/videos/952230948202853/?permPage=1
19:28:00 <CrIp> its ur ricer Doodle
19:28:00 <Doodle> lmao
19:28:00 <TheRon> CrIp: what would you rather a beach on the lake or our fucking roads fixed
19:29:00 <Doodle> CrIp: if your uncle jack helped u off a horse would u help your uncle jack off a horse
19:29:00 <TheRon> Doodle: beach on the lake?
19:30:00 <Doodle> i'd rather not hit potholes every day
19:30:00 <TheRon> that's my thinking
19:30:00 <Doodle> i'm driving me mums car today
19:30:00 <Doodle> 14" wheels and huge tyres
19:30:00 <Doodle> so i can drive over whatever i like
19:31:00 <TheRon> des hudson is a good bloke
19:31:00 <Doodle> des hudson is a fucking tosser
19:31:00 <TheRon> i base that on nothing
19:31:00 <Doodle> the fat controller
19:31:00 <Doodle> they all need lining up and shooting
19:31:00 <TheRiddler> hai meelies
19:32:00 <TheRon> GO DOGS!
19:32:00 <amelia> haii asheh wots up
19:32:00 <TheRiddler> nm
19:32:00 <TheRiddler> cleaning
19:32:00 <TheRiddler> you?
19:33:00 <Doodle> TheRon, the potholes were so bad in my parents street that some kids had written POT HOLE on the road 50m before a huge one
19:33:00 <Doodle> the council fixed it this arvo
19:33:00 <Doodle> so it will be back tomorrow
19:34:00 <TheRiddler> kids or upstanding citezen
19:34:00 <Doodle> i'm glad no kids wrote POT HOLE on the street outside my house
19:34:00 <Doodle> :/
19:34:00 <CrIp> when i was a kid the pot holes were that big if you fell in them you would die
19:34:00 <Doodle> that would be awks
19:34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:34:00 <Doodle> lmao
19:34:00 <CrIp> Doodle you hippy
19:34:00 <TheRon> and they wanna put a fucking beach in
19:34:00 <Doodle> if they put a beach in then eveyone should nick the sand from it to fill potholes
19:35:00 <TheRon> that works
19:35:00 <CrIp> where did forks go ?
19:35:00 <Doodle> under me desk
19:35:00 <TheRon> doodle reads the weather while she.......
19:36:00 <Doodle> plugs the cords into the back of me pc
19:36:00 <TheRon> yes
19:36:00 <TheRon> there are some massive cords
19:36:00 <Lumeah> Take men home to the very last city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
19:37:00 <TheRon> Lumeah: ra ra rasputin
19:37:00 <Doodle> i dont take men home, thats more CrIp's thing
19:37:00 <TheRon> in the navy........
19:38:00 <Doodle> thats the one
19:38:00 <British^Meat> men are awesome
19:38:00 <Lumeah> Lol
19:38:00 <TheRon> each to their own
19:38:00 <Doodle> true, i'm a man and i'm pretty awesome
19:39:00 <Lumeah> Bbl
19:39:00 <British^Meat> yay!
19:44:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
19:47:00 <georgeandwell> sssgarn
19:47:00 <President_Trump> fauxy
19:47:00 <President_Trump> where u been?
19:47:00 <faux> i flew to Perth to look for Serenity
19:47:00 <faux> shes missing
19:47:00 <President_Trump> u wont find her unless u look at the bottom of the swan river
19:47:00 <President_Trump> where demut put her
19:48:00 <faux> rubbish
19:48:00 <President_Trump> did u find her?
19:48:00 <faux> no still looking
19:48:00 <British^Meat> yeh me too President_Trump
19:49:00 <British^Meat> any ideas mate? we need to find her aye
19:49:00 <President_Trump> oh well good chat
19:49:00 <President_Trump> time for HAM AND CHEESE CROISSANT
19:50:00 <georgeandwell> hi
19:50:00 <georgeandwell> whats up
19:50:00 <georgeandwell> heh
19:51:00 <georgeandwell> whats her name i will find her
19:51:00 <President_Trump> sarah
19:51:00 <georgeandwell> sounds like a good challenge
19:58:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn
19:59:00 <President_Trump> have u found her yet?
20:00:00 <georgeandwell> if i find her faux has to give me a bj
20:00:00 <faux> uh
20:00:00 <faux> in that case i hope shes dead
20:00:00 <georgeandwell> ok
20:01:00 <georgeandwell> why r u looking
20:01:00 <georgeandwell> did she meet someone from da internetz
20:01:00 <faux> ye
20:02:00 <georgeandwell> was he nigerian
20:02:00 <faux> no
20:02:00 <faux> it was dematerialised
20:02:00 <faux> and then thats the last we heard
20:02:00 <georgeandwell> ok
20:03:00 <georgeandwell> well
20:03:00 <georgeandwell> hes got his metadata on austnet
20:04:00 <georgeandwell> im sure the isp knows where he lives
20:04:00 <TheRiddler> demat told me he dumped her in gosnells
20:04:00 <georgeandwell> then if i find out
20:04:00 <georgeandwell> i will go over there
20:04:00 <georgeandwell> hes not home
20:05:00 <georgeandwell> might go visit his parents
20:05:00 <georgeandwell> whats a gosnel
20:27:00 <British^Meat> lol
20:27:00 <British^Meat> that guy :)
20:35:00 <amelia> gone
20:37:00 <stebie> howzat
20:49:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE2B8PfsvGk
20:49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Tiga // Shoes Views: 1,507,057 Uploader: Tiga Uploaded: Apr 10, 2009 Duration: 3m59s Rating: 4.81
20:59:00 <robot> hi
20:59:00 <Doodle> high
21:07:00 <robot> how doin
21:07:00 <robot> lol Doodle
21:07:00 <robot> great song
21:07:00 <robot> itsasoundamuhshoes
21:51:00 <Doodle> ehee
21:51:00 <Doodle> sorry i had to go out and i forgot to say bigh
21:58:00 <Picard> http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/australian-and-briton-face-decades-in-jail-after-losing-thai-court-appeal/ar-AAiAhoz?li=AAgfYrC&ocid=mailsignout
21:58:00 <partay> whoops
21:58:00 <partay> 28
22:00:00 <partay> you can do whatever you want in Thailand
22:00:00 <partay> except drugs
22:07:00 <Picard> lol
22:07:00 <Picard> yeah they are ok with you fucking a 12yo, yet drugs gets you 50 years
22:09:00 <amelia> everyone knows their laws whether you agree or not
22:09:00 <amelia> dumb decisions on their behalf
22:09:00 <TheRiddler> Picard has expierence with the former
22:09:00 <partay> he knew the law
22:09:00 <TheRiddler> experience*
22:09:00 <partay> he rolled the dice
22:23:00 <Picard> TheRiddler U told me all about it on your trip
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