// #melbourne — 2016-09-06
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00:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh really, tell me more
00:00:00 <President_Trump> demut murdered her when she wouldnt join his clan
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> too bad he didn’t murder you
00:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> but hopefully you’ll smoke yourself to death
00:02:00 <_\|Romeo_\|> who wants cum?
00:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> #iceforlife
00:08:00 <President_Trump> <katatonic_kate01> #iceforlife
00:50:00 <doctor> i often find people with mental health problems are just jerks
00:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> so 99.99% of austnet?
00:54:00 <doctor> yeah there are a lot of jerks here
00:54:00 <President_Trump> <katatonic_kate01> #iceforlife
00:58:00 <President_Trump> guilt quit
03:48:00 <CaptainCook> hello
03:48:00 <CaptainCook> lol at the +
03:48:00 <CaptainCook> voices for all the losers
03:51:00 <Tessa> hi Julie
03:51:00 <CaptainCook> hi Tessa
03:51:00 <CaptainCook> and hi Julie2
03:51:00 <Julie2> Hello Tess
03:52:00 <CaptainCook> Julie
03:52:00 <psycho> Losers.
03:52:00 <Tessa> ahoy cap'n
03:52:00 <psycho> Tessa: Wtf u doing in groupsex?
03:52:00 <psycho> you seems to be a pure pedo
03:52:00 <CaptainCook> they are pure pedo
03:53:00 <CaptainCook> Tessa is a pedo faggot
03:53:00 <Tessa> hi psych
03:54:00 <psycho> man what r u doing in groupsex?
03:55:00 <CaptainCook> hi Tessa
03:55:00 <CaptainCook> im here ofr pure sex
03:55:00 <CaptainCook> with the austnet pedos
03:55:00 <CaptainCook> i.e shadowlurker
03:55:00 <CaptainCook> paul bidmead
03:55:00 <CaptainCook> lori
03:55:00 <CaptainCook> blackfuck
03:55:00 <CaptainCook> Maurice
03:55:00 <CaptainCook> = lori
03:55:00 <CaptainCook> Serenity
03:55:00 <CaptainCook> sarah bidmead
03:57:00 <CaptainCook> psycho wake up cunt
03:58:00 <CaptainCook> u have much belowing to do
03:58:00 <psycho> I am looking for some good rooms
03:58:00 <psycho> Is there any u know?
03:58:00 <Julie2> Too busy over at groupsex
03:58:00 <CaptainCook> Julie2 how are u?
03:59:00 <CaptainCook> where u from?
03:59:00 <CaptainCook> a.s.l?
03:59:00 <psycho> Julie2: Do u like groupsex?
03:59:00 <Julie2> Yep
03:59:00 <psycho> Wow
03:59:00 <Julie2> Adelaide f 25
03:59:00 <psycho> Thats good
04:00:00 <Julie2> Whats wrong with that?
04:00:00 <Julie2> Liking group sex, i mean
04:00:00 <psycho> Have you ever had anal?
04:00:00 <Julie2> Yuck
04:00:00 <Tessa> agreed, julie
04:01:00 <psycho> How many cocks you had once?
04:01:00 <CaptainCook> anal is good
04:01:00 <Julie2> 1
04:01:00 <CaptainCook> u never like a dip stick anal u dirty fried pedo faggot?
04:01:00 <psycho> But you just said u like groupsex
04:01:00 <psycho> than why 1?
04:01:00 <psycho> Please ignore that retard Julie2
04:02:00 <psycho> He's a fat pedo cunt
04:02:00 <psycho> Fgt trying to pedo at 3am
04:02:00 <Julie2> Group sex doesnt necessarily involve simultaneous multiple penis insertions
04:03:00 <psycho> It does Julie2
04:03:00 <psycho> when it comes to group, it does
04:05:00 <CaptainCook> Julie2 becomes retard pedo faggot
04:05:00 <CaptainCook> Julie2 = pedo faggot
04:05:00 <CaptainCook> Julie2 = random below gaggot
04:06:00 <psycho> Fuck off CaptainCook retard
04:07:00 <psycho> stop trying to ruin my conversation with Julie2
04:07:00 <psycho> why dont u get some job pedo cunt?
04:07:00 <CaptainCook> why dont u just fuck off cunt
04:07:00 <CaptainCook> why dont u
04:07:00 <CaptainCook> i got a job
04:07:00 <CaptainCook> im working on thursday next
04:07:00 <CaptainCook> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
04:07:00 <CaptainCook> what u doing faggot
04:07:00 <psycho> Are you looking for a blowjob? LOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
04:07:00 <CaptainCook> irc pedoing at 4am u sad cunt
04:08:00 <CaptainCook> u got the gowch?
04:08:00 <CaptainCook> she's my gf
04:08:00 <psycho> someone just told me that u are good at giving blowjobs
04:08:00 <CaptainCook> so fucking pis off cunt
04:08:00 <CaptainCook> i am
04:08:00 <CaptainCook> i love to give blowkob
04:08:00 <CaptainCook> on gowch
04:08:00 <CaptainCook> or pollock sdads
04:08:00 <CaptainCook> mr milne
04:08:00 <CaptainCook> chuky
04:08:00 <CaptainCook> i fuck mrs pih once
04:08:00 <CaptainCook> and anal slut
04:08:00 <psycho> i'd fucked gowchi too many times
04:08:00 <CaptainCook> did u?
04:08:00 <CaptainCook> in cheong?
04:08:00 <psycho> no more gowchi pussy for me
04:08:00 <CaptainCook> i did her right up in cheong
04:08:00 <CaptainCook> now im moving onto w.a
04:08:00 <psycho> stop lies
04:08:00 <CaptainCook> taking sex tour wide
04:09:00 <CaptainCook> so next stop is perth
04:09:00 <CaptainCook> kiriwana
04:09:00 <CaptainCook> for lori
04:09:00 <CaptainCook> good old lori w
04:09:00 <psycho> u going to chinatown for giving blowjobs faggot
04:18:00 <CaptainCook> yes!
10:35:00 <Doodle> i see the spastics have been in
10:50:00 <bum2345> #HongKong unable to join channel (address is banned)
10:50:00 <bum2345> -
10:50:00 <bum2345> #TriviaClub unable to join channel (address is banned)
10:50:00 <bum2345> #sex unable to join channel (address is banned)
10:50:00 <bum2345> #Australia unable to join channel (address is banned)
10:50:00 <bum2345> at last a channel that accepts me
10:50:00 <bum2345> good ol melbourne
10:51:00 <bum2345> who is kind to bums
10:51:00 <bum2345> time for a beer
10:52:00 <bum2345> holy fuck, am i the only loser in here
10:52:00 <bum2345> i hate life
10:52:00 <bum2345> my life stinks!
10:52:00 <bum2345> LIFE STINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:55:00 <bum2345> lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
10:55:00 <bum2345> stinkzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
10:55:00 <bum2345> pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
10:55:00 <bum2345> helpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
10:55:00 <bum2345> meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
10:55:00 <bum2345> fuck this, im gonna try suicide
10:56:00 <bum2345> im gonna do it kunts
11:31:00 <Student> Greetings
12:08:00 <MadScientist> i see nothings changed
12:08:00 <Student> :)
14:18:00 <Student> Greetings
16:03:00 <zaim> fuck i hate daniel andrews
16:03:00 <zaim> wanker
16:03:00 <TheRon> i don't know the opp leader
16:04:00 <TheRon> must be so irrelevant
16:05:00 <TheRon> and they're buying a stairway to kevin
16:44:00 <Twigman> Afternoon warm Melbourne people! It's not cold anymore at all
16:46:00 <TheRon> shorts day
16:51:00 <British^Meat> cold rules hot drools
16:54:00 <TheRon> more than this, you know there's nothing
16:58:00 <TheRon> what year was melbourne established?
16:58:00 <zaim> 1835
16:59:00 <TheRon> WD!
16:59:00 <TheRon> god bless google
17:00:00 <zaim> i didnt google it
17:00:00 <zaim> it should be general knowledge
17:00:00 <zaim> i yahoo'd it 8-D
17:13:00 <TheRon> fame............!
17:23:00 <Twigman> whoa!
17:24:00 <Twigman> what's half-operator!?
17:24:00 <Twigman> I ... haven't been on IRC in a while haha
17:25:00 <TheRon> and her name is Veronica
17:27:00 <Twigman> It's all good. I Googled and now I know everything about half-operator status
17:36:00 <TheRon> rush for the change of atmosphere
17:40:00 <TheRon> i'm cool for cats
17:46:00 <TheRon> unplug the jukebox and do yourself a favour, antmusic
17:57:00 <TheRon> psychadelic furs - love my way
18:06:00 <TheRon> should i stay or should i go
18:09:00 <TheRon> i don't like mondays
18:16:00 <TheRon> here comes the story of the hurricane
18:38:00 <TheRon> is there life on mars?
18:40:00 <TheRon> till the landslide brought me down
18:47:00 <TheRon> President_Trump: a gun amnesty but make it fun
18:47:00 <TheRon> make like balloon animals out fo the guns
18:48:00 <President_Trump> hi ronaldo
18:48:00 <TheRon> hi
18:48:00 <TheRon> you like my idea?
18:49:00 <President_Trump> no ronaldo
18:49:00 <TheRon> 'why not?
18:50:00 <President_Trump> first thing we are going to do is BUILD A WALL
18:50:00 <TheRon> canada?
18:51:00 <President_Trump> A GREAT WALL ON OUR SOUTHERN BORDER
18:51:00 <TheRon> the northern border seems more dangerous
18:52:00 <TheRon> i mean nickleback and celine dion, that seems a pretty dangerous combo
18:52:00 <TheRon> i want sea mine put in the tasman sea, keep all the new zealanders out
18:57:00 <TheRon> she put the lime in the cocnut
19:09:00 <Lumeah> Hi TheRon
19:09:00 <TheRon> that's freedom!
19:12:00 <TheRon> two strong hearts, we stick together like th ehoney and the bee
19:19:00 <TheRon> ra ra rasputin
19:39:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn on m8
19:41:00 <georgeandwell> picard
19:41:00 <georgeandwell> sgarn m8
19:58:00 <British^Meat> Did TheRon really just sit in here for 4 hours typing song lyrics?
19:58:00 <British^Meat> 8sigh*
19:58:00 <British^Meat> I wouldnt mind so much, but this is the only room he chats in. I just have an image of his staring at the indling room, stopping every now and then when one his terrible songs come on :/
19:59:00 <Picard> georgeandwell
20:12:00 <PirateShip> hello Picard
20:12:00 <PirateShip> hows chelsea going?
20:16:00 <President_Trump> chelsea is busy at that trots
20:16:00 <President_Trump> the
20:17:00 <PirateShip> ahh yes
20:17:00 <PirateShip> chelsea is training the dogs
20:17:00 <PirateShip> from the nsw closure of greyhound racing
20:31:00 <georgeandwell> does anyone know if human growth hormone is used by junkies
20:33:00 <Lumeah> U trying to grow your dick georgeandwell?
20:34:00 <British^Meat> lol
20:34:00 <British^Meat> classic
20:53:00 <PirateShip> ahhh frayedknot
20:53:00 <PirateShip> just in time buddy
20:53:00 <PirateShip> amelia is here and waiting bro
20:56:00 <Doodle> w8n 4 a m8
20:57:00 <British^Meat> ThePeddler
20:57:00 <President_Trump> http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/09/06/shock-cnn-poll-shows-trump-now-leading-hillary-clinton/
20:58:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllll IT'S OVER FOLKS
20:58:00 <Doodle> lol breitbart
20:58:00 <Doodle> k m8
20:58:00 <President_Trump> it's a cnn poll m8
20:58:00 <Doodle> aka the hammersmith bugle
20:58:00 <President_Trump> CLINTON NEWS NETWORK
20:58:00 <British^Meat> hah
20:58:00 <President_Trump> http://edition.cnn.com/2016/09/06/_politics-zone-injection/trump-vs-clinton-presidential-polls-election-2016/index.html
20:58:00 <President_Trump> how bout that one Doodle
20:59:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:59:00 <Doodle> lol cnn
20:59:00 <British^Meat> Its skull crushin time!
20:59:00 <British^Meat> is President_Trump the new Beeeh?
20:59:00 <British^Meat> who gives a shit about that shit?
20:59:00 <Doodle> thats not the queen, its danny la rue
20:59:00 <PirateShip> lol
20:59:00 <PirateShip> quick drop in pedo
20:59:00 <PirateShip> he didnt see amelia on
20:59:00 <PirateShip> trump wont win and cant win
21:00:00 <Doodle> welcome to irc analytics
21:00:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1r date 2nite
21:01:00 <georgeandwell> faux im thinking
21:01:00 <British^Meat> Well wheres my sleeping bag!!!
21:01:00 <georgeandwell> i.bort some rubbers
21:01:00 <British^Meat> Last i heard she was in Chiswick!
21:01:00 <georgeandwell> where is that
21:01:00 <georgeandwell> m8
21:02:00 <georgeandwell> i hate harley bikes
21:59:00 <President_Trump> Picard
21:59:00 <President_Trump> i got something for you bro
21:59:00 <President_Trump> wake up pedo
21:59:00 <President_Trump> http://i.imgur.com/u4zgaM2.jpg
22:05:00 <partay> who da fuk is that?
22:07:00 <georgeandwell> i bort me rubbers expected faux to be online
22:12:00 <partay> georgie.. faux would even piss on you if you were on fire
22:12:00 <partay> wouldnt* rather
22:14:00 <President_Trump> tReE sTuMp WoG
22:20:00 <partay> pictardo is currently unavailable due to eating a tub of ice cream
22:27:00 <Picard> lol President_Trump
22:27:00 <Picard> where the fuck did u find that
22:28:00 <Picard> kinky partay, he might like piss
22:29:00 <President_Trump> i just sent him an email 'hey dad can u send me ur pic'
22:29:00 <partay> is that chucky?
22:31:00 <partay> Picard did you know that the qld gov just gave all pubic servants a one off payment of $1300 at a cost of $62.5 million
22:32:00 <partay> money well spent you think ?
22:33:00 <doctor> they must have been doing a fine job
22:33:00 <partay> we do the best
22:33:00 <doctor> the only welfare i dont like is corporate welfare
22:34:00 <doctor> public welfare is meager in comparison but they never mention that
22:34:00 <partay> that money gets spent in the economy
22:34:00 <President_Trump> what is the payment for?
22:35:00 <partay> it was becasue campbell newman held back our payrise
22:35:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:35:00 <partay> :)
22:36:00 <doctor> got meself a nice fillet of fish
22:37:00 <doctor> paid for by the tax payer
22:37:00 <partay> lol
22:37:00 <partay> the best kind
22:37:00 <doctor> the sweetest
22:37:00 <partay> Picard hates you doctor
22:38:00 <doctor> yeah, he hates everyone
22:38:00 <doctor> it's in his blood to hate
22:38:00 <partay> and in his stool
22:38:00 <doctor> lol
22:38:00 <doctor> in his freezer
22:39:00 <partay> he recycles it
22:40:00 <doctor> working aussie batlers need to recycle everything, including deceased family members
22:40:00 <partay> i feel for the battler
22:40:00 <partay> i know it's tough
22:41:00 <doctor> depends on the person
22:41:00 <partay> some people will never won a home
22:41:00 <partay> or own
22:42:00 <doctor> most will inherit in the future, but it will create more of a social divide for those whos parents down own their own home
22:43:00 <doctor> dont*
22:43:00 <partay> thats right
22:44:00 <doctor> i'm not sure how they're going to resolve it
22:46:00 <partay> i dont think they give a fuck
22:46:00 <Picard> partay any bonus to a public servant is a waste
22:46:00 <partay> they milk every expense they can while i office
22:46:00 <partay> Picard no way
22:47:00 <Picard> yes
22:47:00 <Picard> over paid under work cretins
22:47:00 <Picard> who couldnt get a job in the reak world
22:47:00 <President_Trump> at least half of the public servants can be fired and no one would notice
22:47:00 <partay> not all.. there are lazy peple in every profession
22:47:00 <Picard> more in public service
22:48:00 <President_Trump> newman didnt ssack enough of them
22:48:00 <partay> he sacked 20K.. Labor rehired 24K
22:48:00 <partay> lol
22:48:00 <partay> take that newman
22:48:00 <Picard> genius
22:48:00 <President_Trump> what department do u work in partay?
22:48:00 <Picard> its stupidity
22:49:00 <partay> Im currents in the Premiers & Cabinet
22:49:00 <Picard> there is a department in victoria to monitor billboard complaints
22:49:00 <Picard> ffs how stupid is that
22:49:00 <President_Trump> what do they do in pedos & cabinet?
22:49:00 <partay> policy mainly
22:49:00 <Picard> fuck all
22:50:00 <partay> run the estimates committees and stuff
22:50:00 <partay> its more busy thatn most depts.. cos its high profile
22:51:00 <partay> it runs parliment
22:51:00 <Picard> did u do the estimates on the rail tunnel?
22:51:00 <partay> that was Newman 5 Billion
22:51:00 <Picard> answer my question
22:51:00 <partay> Labors is 1/2 that
22:52:00 <partay> no i only came over to DPC after Labor won govt
22:52:00 <Picard> ok
22:52:00 <Picard> well they kinda fucked up
22:52:00 <Picard> they forgot to budget for the trains
22:52:00 <President_Trump> lol
22:52:00 <partay> not surprising
22:52:00 <President_Trump> partay so you were part of the new hires?
22:52:00 <Picard> or repairs etc
22:52:00 <President_Trump> the 24k labor hired
22:53:00 <partay> Queensland Rail is a 50% private entity now
22:53:00 <Picard> good idea
22:53:00 <Picard> governments dont work well with public transport
22:53:00 <President_Trump> how many hours a week are you required to work partay?
22:53:00 <Picard> 3
22:53:00 <partay> 36.25
22:53:00 <Picard> no he said work, not attend the office
22:54:00 <partay> oh
22:54:00 <partay> well..
22:54:00 <Picard> dont you get bored?
22:54:00 <President_Trump> lol 36
22:54:00 <partay> minus lunch, gym, coffee, and mall walks about 3.5 hours
22:54:00 <President_Trump> do u get over time?
22:54:00 <partay> no overtime at my level but i accumalate flex time '
22:54:00 <Picard> iver paid
22:55:00 <partay> abut 1 hr a day
22:55:00 <partay> :)
22:55:00 <Picard> over*
22:55:00 <President_Trump> whats flex leave?
22:55:00 <President_Trump> flex time
22:55:00 <President_Trump> like leave
22:55:00 <partay> yes
22:55:00 <President_Trump> holidays?
22:55:00 <partay> i work a 9 day fortnight
22:55:00 <partay> flex day every 2nd friday
22:55:00 <Picard> attend the office*
22:55:00 <partay> or monday
22:55:00 <partay> depend what i got on
22:56:00 <partay> never get bored
22:56:00 <partay> plenty of peeps to rock up and chat to
22:56:00 <partay> or duck out for a coffee
22:56:00 <partay> work related of course
22:56:00 <partay> :)
22:56:00 <Picard> lol
22:57:00 <Picard> anyways i work in the real world, so im off
22:57:00 <partay> lol
22:57:00 <Picard> unlike you.
22:57:00 <partay> its just a numbers game
22:58:00 <partay> if it wasnt me it would be someone else
22:58:00 <Picard> lol
22:59:00 <partay> you can minimise more tax than me
23:32:00 <Stowaway> gone to sleep for amelia
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