// #melbourne — 2016-09-16
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12:32:00 <Doodle> yes well
12:35:00 <Skirmish> What's happening Dewdal.
12:38:00 <Skirmish> Did you end up getting your fence fixed?
12:40:00 <Doodle> lol shit no
12:40:00 <Doodle> i still have a hole in the wall from the pest controller
12:46:00 <Skirmish> Got a bit carried away did he?
12:49:00 <Doodle> did the job
13:01:00 <emuls> possums huh?
14:34:00 <Doodle> was a bird
14:37:00 <Student> Greetings
16:33:00 <TheRon> i missed 420
16:36:00 <TheRon> blind melon - no rain
17:03:00 <Doodle> 503
17:04:00 <TheRon> nup too late, can't light up
17:04:00 <Doodle> ahahahaaa
17:04:00 <Doodle> nice 1
17:05:00 <TheRon> silverchair - freak
17:09:00 <Doodle> clairvoyant
17:10:00 <TheRon> hole - celebrity skin
17:18:00 <TheRon> foo fighters - the pretender
17:18:00 <British^Meat> Hi Doodle
17:18:00 <British^Meat> can i have ops?
17:21:00 <Doodle> yes
17:21:00 <Doodle> if it was up to me
17:25:00 <British^Meat> THANKS!
17:25:00 <British^Meat> fuck youre awesome
17:25:00 <British^Meat> u can count on me mate, cheers ears
17:28:00 <TheRon> make it up to you in the year 2000
17:48:00 <TheRon> spoonman
17:50:00 <TheRon> did i read it right, BvB winning 6 - 0?
17:50:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!!
17:50:00 <couleurs> 3-0 in 17 mins
17:51:00 <couleurs> new record
17:51:00 <TheRon> damn
17:51:00 <couleurs> barcelona won 7-0
17:51:00 <couleurs> they good 2
17:52:00 <TheRon> any team from leichtenstein?
17:53:00 <couleurs> No!!!!!!!!!!!
17:53:00 <TheRon> oh what, ripped off!
17:56:00 <couleurs> n e otter goss?
17:57:00 <TheRon> Lilly srna, would you?
17:57:00 <TheRon> serna
17:59:00 <TheRon> fuel - shimmer
18:10:00 <TheRon> any other pisceans here, my horoscope said i'm gonna get a root over the weekend
18:10:00 <TheRon> how accurate is this?
18:15:00 <TheRon> ben folds five - your redneck past
18:16:00 <couleurs> !pisces
18:16:00 <TheRon> yes
18:16:00 <couleurs> me 2
18:20:00 <zaim> previously. on suits.
18:21:00 <TheRon> never seen it
18:24:00 <TheRon> he's going the distancem he's going fo speed
18:28:00 <President_Trump> lols
18:30:00 <President_Trump> http://cesrusc.org/election/
18:30:00 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:31:00 <British^Meat> President_Trump
18:31:00 <TheRon> trump will fuck it up again
18:31:00 <British^Meat> did u have any luck today?
18:34:00 <British^Meat> President_Trump r u there?
18:34:00 <British^Meat> President_Trump did you find Serenity?
18:34:00 <TheRon> give me my money back, give me my money back you bitch
18:39:00 <TheRon> well i thought about the army, dad said son you're fucking high
18:40:00 <President_Trump> bitch meat i dont care if u are all pedoing each other on snapchat, its getting old now
18:44:00 <TheRon> i'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
18:50:00 <TheRon> gone daddy gone love is gone
18:55:00 <TheRon> barenaked ladies - if i had a $10000000
19:00:00 <TheRon> one angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces
19:08:00 <TheRon> moving to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches
19:15:00 <TheRon> we can be happy underground
19:22:00 <TheRon> she's a brick and i'm drwoning slowly
19:23:00 <British^Meat> President_Trump, so thats a no then?
19:23:00 <British^Meat> Wonder where she is, good luck though m8
19:23:00 <British^Meat> did u find her in the 50+mins it took me to eat and drink tea?
19:29:00 <emuls> President_Trump, you pig fucker, sup
19:30:00 <British^Meat> i think he might be away
19:30:00 <British^Meat> or experiencing internet related issues
19:31:00 <TheRon> fapping to pics of donald trump?
19:36:00 <President_Trump> lol
19:36:00 <President_Trump> it's much better without them here British^Meat
19:37:00 <British^Meat> them or her?
19:37:00 <British^Meat> r u missing others too?
19:37:00 <President_Trump> do u think i care that u know where they are or something? lol
19:37:00 <TheRon> hello amelia
19:37:00 <President_Trump> i couldnt give a fuck if u are part of the pedo club
19:37:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:37:00 <amelia> aloha Ronny
19:37:00 <emuls> what the fuck are you on about President_Trump
19:38:00 <British^Meat> i dunno
19:38:00 <emuls> is President_Trump on the outer?
19:38:00 <British^Meat> he keeps going "DO YOU THINK I CARE"
19:38:00 <emuls> is President_Trump feeling salty
19:38:00 <President_Trump> u bring it up whenever i come in here
19:38:00 <emuls> salty trump
19:39:00 <British^Meat> have you found Serenity yet President_Trump?
19:39:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllll
19:39:00 <President_Trump> i have
19:39:00 <President_Trump> shes part of the snapchat pedo club
19:39:00 <emuls> serenity now
19:39:00 <President_Trump> u are probably on it too
19:39:00 <President_Trump> all saying every hour or so 'does' like u are clever
19:39:00 <emuls> what is a snap chat pedo club?
19:40:00 <President_Trump> and discussing the latest weight loss products
19:40:00 <emuls> you're an odd individual President_Trump
19:40:00 <British^Meat> all saying every hour or so 'does' like u are clever
19:40:00 <British^Meat> da fuk?
19:40:00 <President_Trump> does
19:40:00 <President_Trump> British^Meat does?
19:40:00 <British^Meat> does?
19:40:00 <British^Meat> does wot?
19:41:00 <British^Meat> does
19:41:00 <amelia> a doe a deer a female deer
19:41:00 <British^Meat> hah
19:41:00 <British^Meat> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
19:41:00 <President_Trump> just say it to them British^Meat, and u will get respect int he pedo club
19:41:00 <British^Meat> does, im clever
19:41:00 <emuls> this is riveting
19:41:00 <amelia> great viewing
19:41:00 <amelia> 3/10
19:42:00 <British^Meat> i didnt mean to trigger him
19:42:00 <amelia> my fave part was when everyone kept saying 'does'
19:42:00 <British^Meat> Leave him alone i will
19:42:00 <British^Meat> no u have to say it every hour
19:42:00 <President_Trump> does
19:42:00 <couleurs> stop pedoing every1
19:42:00 <British^Meat> then you are clever
19:42:00 <President_Trump> say it to them British^Meat
19:42:00 <President_Trump> they will be like 'wow British^Meat is one of us'
19:42:00 <British^Meat> ok, so who is them?
19:42:00 <British^Meat> us?
19:42:00 <President_Trump> the snapchat pedo club
19:42:00 <amelia> my fave part is when cereals mcfalls on his face
19:43:00 <British^Meat> who is in this club, just for clarification
19:43:00 <President_Trump> does
19:43:00 <couleurs> wella wella hmph i've mcfall
19:43:00 <British^Meat> does
19:43:00 <British^Meat> lol this is fkn stupid
19:44:00 <amelia> aaaaaahahahaaahahaaaaaahaha
19:44:00 <British^Meat> what in hades r u on about?
19:44:00 <amelia> like does he have a car
19:44:00 <British^Meat> why does birds suddenly appear, everytime, you are near
19:45:00 <couleurs> cos i'm wearing me bird seed hat
19:45:00 <President_Trump> coffee lols
19:46:00 <TheRiddler> hai meelies
19:46:00 <TheRiddler> feeling any better?
19:46:00 <amelia> hai asheh how you
19:47:00 <TheRiddler> I'm still sick
19:47:00 <amelia> gettin better yas
19:47:00 <amelia> aw
19:47:00 <TheRiddler> cools
19:47:00 <amelia> another slow weekend for you
19:47:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
19:51:00 <JohnTravolta> hi fwiends
19:53:00 <couleurs> r u the real John Travolta
19:57:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
19:57:00 <couleurs> Hi Sumbean :)
19:57:00 <Sunbeam> hiya colours ...ltns :)
19:58:00 <couleurs> ltns tgit qtpi
19:58:00 <Sunbeam> tgit?
19:58:00 <Sunbeam> qtpi?
19:58:00 <amelia> hi toaster
19:59:00 <Sunbeam> hiya amelia :)
19:59:00 <Doodle> sunbeam made some cool cars too
19:59:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Doodle :)
19:59:00 <amelia> no its a toaster ok
19:59:00 <Sunbeam> err i'm a female not an it lol
19:59:00 <Doodle> hai2u Sunbeam
19:59:00 <amelia> not a cool car, not an electric blankie
19:59:00 <amelia> a toaster
20:00:00 <amelia> yes Sunbeam dats wot i said
20:00:00 <amelia> god its got some attitude
20:00:00 <Doodle> mazwell smarts car was a sunbeam
20:00:00 <Doodle> maxwell
20:00:00 <Sunbeam> your nick makes me think of the enid blyton book...naughty amelia jane
20:00:00 <Doodle> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/motoring2/2015/12/04/sunbeam-alpine-xlarge-large_trans++rWYeUU_H0zBKyvljOo6zlkYMapKPjdhyLnv9ax6_too.jpg
20:00:00 <Sunbeam> hi Mr_Me
20:01:00 <Doodle> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/Sunbeam_Tiger(3).jpg
20:01:00 <amelia> http://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1428315629i/25306946._UY200_.jpg
20:01:00 <amelia> bwahahaha accurate
20:01:00 <Sunbeam> :P
20:01:00 <Doodle> lol
20:01:00 <Doodle> its u
20:01:00 <couleurs> agreed
20:02:00 <amelia> hahaha
20:04:00 <Sunbeam> hi Stranger
20:04:00 <Stranger> hi Sunbeam
20:07:00 <Sunbeam> was beginning to think u were too shy to say hi Stranger
20:08:00 <Stranger> not at all
20:10:00 <Sunbeam> so quiet in here ...is it feeding time?
20:20:00 <President_Trump> does
20:21:00 <TheRiddler> lol pic of you in pigtails amelia
20:30:00 <amelia> you seen one
20:30:00 <amelia> my oktoberfest pic
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remember
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:36:00 <couleurs> me either...
20:36:00 <Stranger> same
20:43:00 <amelia> YouTube is thr greatest
20:43:00 <amelia> i haf endless supply of dog videos
20:44:00 <amelia> and of people hurting themselves
20:44:00 <Stranger> fail army
20:46:00 <Sunbeam> hi again :)
20:47:00 <amelia> hi toaster
20:47:00 <Sunbeam> hi amelia jane :)
20:49:00 <amelia> eheheh
20:49:00 <Sunbeam> or would you prefer norty amelia-jane?
20:50:00 <amelia> >:)
20:50:00 <Sunbeam> i- robot
20:53:00 <Sunbeam> are you the chatterbox of the room amelia?
20:54:00 <amelia> no, they all see me as the very lovely delightful sweetheart
20:54:00 <amelia> sweetypie-amelia i get called
20:54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:55:00 <Sunbeam> is that bullchit TheRiddler?
20:55:00 <Sunbeam> lol
20:55:00 <Sunbeam> hi aliasd
20:55:00 <amelia> my main attribute is my niceness
20:55:00 <TheRiddler> I call her sweetmelia for short :p
20:55:00 <Sunbeam> mines sarcasm
20:55:00 <aliasd> hi there Sunbeam
20:55:00 <amelia> hahahahaha asheh
20:55:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Zade here too
20:56:00 <aliasd> sarcasm doesn't work on irc
20:56:00 <aliasd> was that sarcasm?
20:56:00 <aliasd> nobody knows?
20:56:00 <Sunbeam> i know it is wasted
20:56:00 <Zade> hello Sunbeam
20:56:00 <Sunbeam> especially on austnet lol
20:56:00 <aliasd> Sunbeam, i don't think i have been greeted here in like a decade
20:56:00 <President_Trump> coffee time lols
20:56:00 <Sunbeam> oh well then..it's your lucky day aliasd :)
20:57:00 <aliasd> indeedy
20:57:00 <amelia> u r a toaster not a welcome mat damnit
20:57:00 <aliasd> by a Sunbeam no less
20:57:00 <aliasd> shiny as fuck
20:57:00 <Sunbeam> shush Norty amelia-jane
20:57:00 <amelia> hahahha
20:57:00 <President_Trump> 0wn3d
20:57:00 <Sunbeam> the room's moving isn't it...lets so how long we can keep it going for
20:58:00 <Sunbeam> :)
20:58:00 <Sunbeam> we bloody poms like a good ole chinwag
20:58:00 <Sunbeam> even if it's abart summat an nowt
21:00:00 <Sunbeam> hello President_Trump
21:00:00 <Zade> bacon butty for lunch today Sunbeam?
21:00:00 <Sunbeam> nahh i had that yesterday
21:00:00 <Sunbeam> just pondering what i can have today
21:01:00 <Zade> ok nice one
21:01:00 <Sunbeam> i wss thinking maybe an ham n cheese sarnie
21:01:00 <Sunbeam> or maybe a plate salad with some chicken
21:02:00 <amelia> ya avn a laff?
21:02:00 <amelia> wot about some spotted dick
21:02:00 <Sunbeam> abart what?
21:02:00 <zaim> sup Sunbeam
21:02:00 <President_Trump> hi Sunbeam, u pedoing bro?
21:02:00 <Sunbeam> i prefer my dick unspotted lmao
21:03:00 <zaim> but dem spots tho
21:03:00 <amelia> you're all outta luck here den
21:03:00 <Sunbeam> outta luck for what?
21:03:00 <amelia> non spotted dick
21:03:00 <Sunbeam> i'm the luckiest woman alive
21:04:00 <Sunbeam> i have my soulmate
21:04:00 <amelia> toaster*
21:04:00 <amelia> ye i got my soulmate too
21:04:00 <amelia> she on de floor snoring
21:04:00 <Sunbeam> now now norty amelia-jane ..can a toaster type? NO! I think not
21:04:00 <amelia> thats wot i been trying to say!
21:05:00 <JohnTravolta> what happened to kate did she die of obesity
21:06:00 <JohnTravolta> i hope so
21:06:00 <Zade> Lawd above Sunbeam just go aaaht fer lunch, then yew won' 'ave ter do da dishes. , innit
21:06:00 <Sunbeam> i dunt mind doing the dishes Zade
21:07:00 <SkyFire> moo
21:07:00 <Sunbeam> and i make lunch for me an my son
21:07:00 <Sunbeam> hey SkyFire huggggggggs :)
21:07:00 <SkyFire> hhhuuuuuuuuuggggggggsss
21:07:00 <Sunbeam> what u fancy for lunch SkyFire?
21:08:00 <SkyFire> anything as long as it doesn't have tomato
21:08:00 <SkyFire> since I can't eat it these days :(
21:08:00 <President_Trump> where's loof?
21:08:00 <Sunbeam> guessing you don't like tomato?
21:08:00 <SkyFire> no - it doesn't like me
21:09:00 <SkyFire> no fun going to hospital after eating it
21:09:00 <JohnTravolta> loof is in prison for malicious violence
21:09:00 <JohnTravolta> apparently he caught some guy stealing his lemons
21:09:00 <SkyFire> aww
21:09:00 <Sunbeam> see what u can rustle up for lunch
21:10:00 <JohnTravolta> its ok though his wife is there too, dv
21:10:00 <JohnTravolta> prisoners these days get nbn so he'll probably be on later
21:10:00 <SkyFire> well I think it is food - lol
21:11:00 <Sunbeam> what kinda food?
21:12:00 <SkyFire> think it is ham and eggs
21:12:00 <Sunbeam> please tell me you didn't get bob's food lol
21:12:00 <JohnTravolta> oh i thought you only ate dick
21:12:00 <SkyFire> nah
21:12:00 <Sunbeam> that's on days ending in y JohnTravolta
21:12:00 <JohnTravolta> y
21:12:00 <Sunbeam> oh did you mean SkyFire?
21:12:00 <Sunbeam> or me? lol
21:12:00 <Sunbeam> hi Maurice :)
21:12:00 <JohnTravolta> ok so pm me ur number ok
21:13:00 <SkyFire> umm
21:13:00 <Sunbeam> wassup?
21:14:00 <Sunbeam> i just realised..your nah was to the bob's food comment
21:14:00 <SkyFire> it is all food
21:14:00 <Sunbeam> not to JohnTravolta's comment
21:15:00 <Sunbeam> ok i best rustle up some grub.....brb
21:16:00 <SkyFire> just found a model tank I want to build - 1:76 scale Panther
21:16:00 <JohnTravolta> jimmy rustles
21:48:00 <Doodle> mm
21:48:00 <Doodle> quite
22:05:00 <JohnTravolta> hi slut
22:06:00 <JohnTravolta> uNF!
22:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is uNF
22:35:00 <President_Trump> British^Meat where are the three melb trolls?
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