// #melbourne — 2016-09-24
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00:12:00 <Donald_Trump> HELLO DEPLORABLES
01:29:00 <President_Trump> lols
01:29:00 <CrIp> www.tunein.radioxenu.com
01:50:00 <BowmoresBounty> fucking LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ melbourne chan
01:50:00 <BowmoresBounty> katatonic_kate01 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Joke is on you cunt. Enjoy talking to yo’ self!
01:51:00 <BowmoresBounty> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
01:51:00 <BowmoresBounty> joke is on a fat pregnant walrus that just had a baby then comes on irc every night HAHAHAHA
02:00:00 <breaker> loooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
03:05:00 <BowmoresBounty> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ melbourne chan
03:05:00 <BowmoresBounty> what a bunch of losers
03:36:00 <Donald_Trump> lols
14:53:00 <President_Trump> lols
15:49:00 <TheRon> hi
16:09:00 <TheRon> beer o'clock
16:14:00 <Doodle> 414
16:14:00 <TheRon> bit early, i keep hearing that about you
16:21:00 <Doodle> :o
16:21:00 <Doodle> lol
16:21:00 <Doodle> i'm a busy man
16:22:00 <TheRon> obviously
16:22:00 <TheRon> bucket bong to catch up?
16:38:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug2WzYKvhsw
16:38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Last Aussie Auteur Views: 22,489 Uploader: l00pes Uploaded: Aug 10, 2007 Duration: 9m29s Rating: 4.93
16:41:00 <TheRon> zaim this bloke was the first guy to make a film in norgorama
16:41:00 <zaim> what is norgorama
16:42:00 <TheRon> tits and lots of them
16:47:00 <TheRon> Sturt was a good film, but it was no Strzlecki
16:51:00 <TheRon> bowls tomorrow
16:51:00 <TheRon> chicks dig the uniform
17:00:00 <TheRon> longview!
17:07:00 <Donald_Trump> lols
17:08:00 <TheRon> Nickleback - rockstar
17:38:00 <TheRon> 1979 was a great year
17:40:00 <TheRon> go cats
17:41:00 <Matthew> going to the game, are we?
17:41:00 <TheRon> no beers at home
17:42:00 <Matthew> your team is in a Prelim Final an hour away. go to the game.
17:42:00 <TheRon> did you goto to jobe's presser?
17:43:00 <Matthew> a bit different to a Prelim final
17:44:00 <Matthew> I'm different to you though... I actually go to games, even when my team is shit like this year
17:44:00 <TheRon> i mean for an avid essendon fan, it's a must isn it
17:45:00 <Matthew> to attend games?
17:45:00 <TheRon> to goto the presser
17:46:00 <Matthew> there were 12 journalists there. big deal.
17:47:00 <TheRon> puddle of mud - she hates me
17:47:00 <TheRon> still rocking for yourself?
17:48:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAsLDf-tYlg
17:48:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Rush Hour - Jane Wiedlin Views: 1,644,646 Uploader: Elconquistador69too Uploaded: Mar 10, 2008 Duration: 4m9s Rating: 4.86
17:50:00 <TheRon> better man!
17:51:00 <TheRon> she lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a better man
17:53:00 <Trevor> and then what happens
17:53:00 <Zade> i suspect she cheats
17:53:00 <TheRon> don't understand the question
18:57:00 <georgeandwell> hi
18:58:00 <georgeandwell> hows it m8
18:58:00 <georgeandwell> good?
19:01:00 <WhoMadeWho> speak
19:04:00 <WhoMadeWho> speak not
19:19:00 <georgeandwell> scarn
19:30:00 <breaker> looooolllllllllllllllllll @ paul_banks
19:31:00 <couleurs> lolllllllllllllllll
19:33:00 <Donald_Trump> banksy
20:05:00 <kuniva> bumjackers integrity is at stake here
20:05:00 <kuniva> me n lumies getting married
20:06:00 <kuniva> :}~
20:13:00 <Donald_Trump> geelong are shit
20:14:00 <kuniva> y dont u liek stephen hawking anymore?¿
20:15:00 <Donald_Trump> i do we are bros
20:15:00 <Donald_Trump> steven dorking
20:44:00 <Matthew> suck shit TheRon
20:44:00 <breaker> TheRon shit suck
20:45:00 <couleurs> lollllllllllll @ breaker
20:45:00 <breaker> looooolllllllllllllllllll @ paul_banks
20:53:00 <Donald_Trump> banksy
20:57:00 <couleurs> go da dees
21:16:00 <robot> excuse me hi
21:27:00 <old_mate> moccona coffee hit coming up
21:32:00 <robot> phuk
21:32:00 <robot> break out da good stuff
21:32:00 <couleurs> NiCe
21:33:00 <robot> hello colours my friend
21:33:00 <robot> how are you
21:34:00 <couleurs> hi robot
21:34:00 <couleurs> i'm ok bit tire tgif n u
21:34:00 <robot> good thank
21:35:00 <couleurs> me 2
21:35:00 <robot> hello kate
21:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> why hello
21:36:00 <old_mate> not sure if the moccona is safe after i CLR'd the breville glass jug
21:36:00 <old_mate> tastes ok so far
21:37:00 <old_mate> text on mug says : drink coffee like a boss
21:39:00 <robot> just cycle it with water a few times old_mate
21:39:00 <old_mate> i did 5 times already
21:39:00 <old_mate> 6th times a charm
21:39:00 <robot> ye
21:40:00 <old_mate> clean looking jug i own now
21:40:00 <robot> kate how u been?
21:40:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 1r cum ova
21:40:00 <georgeandwell> now
21:40:00 <robot> ye
21:41:00 <old_mate> have they ever ?
21:41:00 <georgeandwell> only supermodel pls
21:41:00 <georgeandwell> under 30
21:41:00 <georgeandwell> tonight
21:41:00 <old_mate> no crystal meth addicts !
21:41:00 <georgeandwell> i hate meth heds
21:41:00 <old_mate> unless its theyre first time
21:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> good thanks :D You?
21:41:00 <old_mate> they still look ok
21:41:00 <georgeandwell> tru
21:42:00 <georgeandwell> aus is flush with meth
21:42:00 <georgeandwell> even sell at primary school m8
21:42:00 <old_mate> yes i am having some real problems finding a new set of friends
21:43:00 <georgeandwell> start early
21:43:00 <old_mate> everytime i shew off a meth addict the group of friends brings them closer and starts using with them
21:43:00 <georgeandwell> they r mainly bogans
21:43:00 <old_mate> new friends please . again.
21:43:00 <georgeandwell> that is their stuff
21:44:00 <georgeandwell> bogans lov commodore and meth
21:44:00 <old_mate> i have neighbours say they are islamic here
21:44:00 <georgeandwell> aus stylez
21:44:00 <old_mate> they cant read or write arabic
21:44:00 <georgeandwell> theyre idiot
21:44:00 <old_mate> but they use ice all day
21:44:00 <old_mate> calling it shards
21:44:00 <georgeandwell> reallu
21:44:00 <old_mate> yes
21:44:00 <georgeandwell> so many idiots
21:45:00 <old_mate> they tell me they have been alive 60+yrs in the last 15 yrs
21:45:00 <old_mate> and they are the only ones
21:45:00 <old_mate> :S
21:45:00 <georgeandwell> haha
21:45:00 <georgeandwell> sure m8
21:45:00 <georgeandwell> so what did u do im that time
21:45:00 <georgeandwell> sit on couch 60yrs
21:45:00 <old_mate> bit crazy for me to understand
21:45:00 <georgeandwell> cool m8
21:46:00 <old_mate> apparently they lived and died 4 times
21:46:00 <georgeandwell> what does that mean
21:46:00 <old_mate> once one guy was telling me about another lifetime when is black gf was in my bed in my apartment
21:46:00 <old_mate> asked me if i remembered it
21:46:00 <old_mate> real casual like it was a definite yes coming from my mouth
21:46:00 <georgeandwell> soundz like brain damage
21:47:00 <old_mate> i looked and my eyes said it all
21:47:00 <old_mate> yes i believe that one will wind up missing or dead one day
21:47:00 <georgeandwell> who cares
21:47:00 <georgeandwell> no one
21:47:00 <georgeandwell> lol
21:47:00 <old_mate> that one believes they just die from anything and come back again
21:47:00 <georgeandwell> one les centelink
21:48:00 <old_mate> yes but i dont really need the investigators of death coming to my house about it
21:48:00 <old_mate> asking me what i know about the crazy loon next door
21:48:00 <georgeandwell> id move
21:48:00 <georgeandwell> why u wama live next door to junkies
21:48:00 <old_mate> actually isnt as bad as you think
21:49:00 <georgeandwell> r u crazy
21:49:00 <old_mate> lived next door to partying 60yr old greeks last
21:49:00 <old_mate> these ones are quiet at least
21:49:00 <georgeandwell> ok
21:49:00 <georgeandwell> u must live in noble park
21:49:00 <old_mate> no
21:50:00 <georgeandwell> wot suburbs is it
21:50:00 <old_mate> its melbourne
21:50:00 <old_mate> im not saying where it is
21:50:00 <georgeandwell> ok
21:50:00 <georgeandwell> np
21:50:00 <old_mate> i think it is best to assume the entire city is similar
21:51:00 <georgeandwell> i prefer nice suburbs
21:51:00 <old_mate> sunshine is no different to broadmeadows or dandenong
21:51:00 <old_mate> in my book
21:51:00 <georgeandwell> they all shit?
21:51:00 <old_mate> yes
21:51:00 <georgeandwell> weriibee and geeelpng
21:52:00 <georgeandwell> yaaarrrh
21:52:00 <old_mate> yes those as well
21:52:00 <old_mate> my gf is from geelong area
21:52:00 <georgeandwell> is all ford close yet
21:52:00 <old_mate> dont think so
21:53:00 <old_mate> last i saw on sydney rd it was still active
21:53:00 <georgeandwell> i wana live in the coast
21:53:00 <georgeandwell> 1.5hrs from melb
21:53:00 <old_mate> small areas are hostile nosey and gossip about imagination as if it were factual
21:53:00 <georgeandwell> in nice place
21:54:00 <old_mate> mornington perhaps
21:54:00 <old_mate> down past brighton be alrite as well
21:54:00 <georgeandwell> yeh
21:55:00 <georgeandwell> might go there
21:55:00 <georgeandwell> bbl
21:55:00 <old_mate> sandringham way
21:59:00 <old_mate> im looking for a new gf atm
21:59:00 <old_mate> might look down mordialloc / frankston way
22:00:00 <old_mate> got a white one from geelong now
22:00:00 <old_mate> she already had a family and i want one that didnt
22:10:00 <TheRiddler> haiiii meelies
22:11:00 <robot> hi
22:11:00 <meelies> i been soso busy
22:12:00 <amelia> hurro ashehbum
22:12:00 <amelia> meelies u wnna fite?
22:12:00 <meelies> yes actually, i've been waiting to fight you all day.
22:12:00 <amelia> u haf a dumb name u stupid slut
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:13:00 <robot> lol
22:27:00 <TheRiddler> I am watching 007 spectre
22:27:00 <[^A\_Romeo]--> cool
22:27:00 <[^A\_Romeo]--> have you seen Skyfall?
22:28:00 <TheRiddler> not talking to you
22:28:00 <TheRiddler> ignored
22:29:00 <breaker> Speaking of sluts.. amelia isnt it true you go out to club, try to hook up with deadbeats that tell you they love you and already have girlfriends?
22:29:00 <[^A\_Romeo]--> haha lame cunt
22:29:00 <[^A\_Romeo]--> really lame
22:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> jilted lover!
22:32:00 <[^A\_Romeo]--> i need weed
22:33:00 <TheRiddler> amelia is not jen
22:34:00 <breaker> TheRiddler, You're the fat guy who went on webcam and jerked off into an egg.
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> so
22:35:00 <breaker> Then you did another video of using a buttplug in your arse hole.. once you had finished.. you looked at that buttplug for any signs of shit ... and sniffed it.
22:35:00 <slower> into an egg???
22:36:00 <breaker> slower, Yeah.
22:36:00 <slower> lol
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> so what
22:36:00 <TheRiddler> glad I know I have fans
22:37:00 <breaker> You do not have fans Ashley, you're a disgrace.
22:37:00 <breaker> slower, I'll find it and show you
22:37:00 <slower> hmmm just a little on the strange side
22:38:00 <breaker> No shit.
22:38:00 <slower> breaker lol i realy dont need to see it
22:38:00 <breaker> Only a weirdo would do things like that
22:38:00 <TheRiddler> he's obsessed with me
22:39:00 <breaker> How can I be obsessed?
22:39:00 <breaker> It's you who did those things on webcam and bragged about it.
22:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:39:00 <TheRiddler> whatever
22:39:00 <TheRiddler> ignored
22:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> why even bother bringing it up
22:40:00 <slower> does that make him brave or just sad
22:40:00 <breaker> Because he's a disgusting pig
22:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> and how does that impact your life - oh that’s right, it doesn’t! NEXT!
22:42:00 <TheRiddler> I think he has dreams about it
22:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> so do i! It’s alarming
22:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> probably too much meth, right?
22:43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:43:00 <slower> bonny, may I ask you a serious question in pm?
22:47:00 <Doodle> llllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllll@david
22:47:00 <breaker> LoLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Robert
22:48:00 <Doodle> i'm glad we had this conversation
22:48:00 <breaker> I bet it made you all wet inside
22:48:00 <Donald_Trump> robert and david pedoing
23:01:00 <breaker> TheRiddler/Ahsley, I just watched your jerkoff into an egg video.. you have no face expression whatsoever.
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you totally jizzed over the vid
23:02:00 <Tim-Sim> wtf?
23:02:00 <breaker> katatonic_kate01, You'd love that wouldnt you?
23:02:00 <Tim-Sim> you guys are trading jerk off vids?
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> knowing that you jizzed because you watched a vid - no, not at all
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> put the meth pipe away dude.
23:03:00 <breaker> I don't do drugs at all.
23:03:00 <breaker> Never have.
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!
23:03:00 <Tim-Sim> meth pipes and jerkoff vids... what stimulating conversation
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> for some, i think it’s a lil too much stimulation
23:04:00 <Donald_Trump> tim it's only kate jerking off, she will do anything when she's on ice
23:04:00 <breaker> she'll even eat dog shit off the floor.
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahah
23:04:00 <Donald_Trump> when kates on ice she goes into the backyard and eats up all the dog shit
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> is that a lived experience you’re discussing?
23:04:00 <Donald_Trump> thinks she's at a 5 star restaurant
23:04:00 <breaker> lollllllllllllllll
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> hilarious!
23:05:00 <breaker> Very :)
23:05:00 <Donald_Trump> invites lori over for some dog shit and a few drinks
23:09:00 <TheRiddler> Donald_Trump's experience of living in a dumpster on george st
23:09:00 <slower> seriously Doodle, cant you set some sort of standard here, say for example, "you need at least 2 brain cells to rub together" before you can enter the room
23:10:00 <amelia> room would be empty
23:10:00 <slower> lol
23:10:00 <amelia> jus lil ol lonely amelia
23:11:00 <slower> i could join you if you lend me one of your cells
23:11:00 <slower> 1+1=2
23:11:00 <Donald_Trump> even if TheRiddler had 2 brain cells his head wouldnt fit through the door
23:11:00 <amelia> hm but i don't like sharing
23:12:00 <slower> i would give it back in probably better condition
23:13:00 <Doodle> i dont set the standards
23:13:00 <slower> :)
23:13:00 <Donald_Trump> wheres loof
23:13:00 <Doodle> theyre set by a committee and if u need anything changed u have ti lobby for months and suck heaps of dick
23:13:00 <Doodle> *to
23:14:00 <slower> lol Doodle, i am not into sucking dicks
23:14:00 <amelia> slower, let me think on it
23:14:00 <Doodle> me either so i guess nothing is gonna change
23:14:00 <Donald_Trump> it's good without the three musketeers here
23:14:00 <Donald_Trump> they wont be able to stay away for long tho
23:14:00 <slower> amelia, i cant stay up all night
23:14:00 <amelia> DONT PRESSURE ME DAMN IT
23:15:00 <slower> hahaha
23:15:00 <Doodle> jeez lady
23:15:00 <amelia> i got a lil antsy soz
23:15:00 <Doodle> i spoke to an amelia today, she was blonde and had large breasts
23:15:00 <Doodle> was it u?
23:15:00 <amelia> hahahhhaa
23:16:00 <Doodle> i was the rugged handsome one
23:16:00 <Donald_Trump> large pear ttz
23:16:00 <amelia> was she super sweet and lovely
23:16:00 <amelia> cos if so, ye prob not me
23:16:00 <Doodle> she was but she could have shown a bit more cleavage
23:16:00 <Doodle> so def u
23:17:00 <Doodle> it was like watching a slow motion car crash
23:17:00 <amelia> ahahah
23:17:00 <Doodle> you know you shouldnt look
23:17:00 <Doodle> but its mesmerising
23:17:00 <Doodle> god i sound like TheRon
23:17:00 <amelia> you do realise we know youre looking
23:17:00 <Doodle> GOOD
23:17:00 <Doodle> I WANT U TO KNOW
23:18:00 <Doodle> COS THEN U KNOW I FANCY UR BOOBS AND THEN U WILL GET OFF WITH ME
23:18:00 <Doodle> JEEZ
23:18:00 <amelia> sounds accurate
23:18:00 <Doodle> thats how it works in the civilised world
23:19:00 <Donald_Trump> do you hear the people sing
23:20:00 <slower> its probable the ringing in your ears
23:20:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysFrt3V7nvI
23:21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Benny Hill - Ting A Ling A Loo (1971) Views: 168,080 Uploader: goodiesguy Uploaded: Aug 7, 2009 Duration: 2m6s Rating: 4.65
23:34:00 <slower> so, what happened to geelong tonight????
23:36:00 <Donald_Trump> they got pedoed
23:36:00 <slower> i was hoping to see a hard fought, close game
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