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06:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh WOW! The neighbours are breaking up AGAIN!
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> make this the 29 billionth time
08:00 <Serenity> rofl
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> seriously the chick has some major mental health problems
25:00 <Serenity> i cant really judge people like that i spose
25:00 <Serenity> ive been stuck in a make up break up relationship befoee
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> um… everyone is judgemental… it's human nature :P
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> but fuck sakes
39:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/t31.0-8/12010744_10207966029491233_1675609746035571492_o.jpg
41:00 <Maurice> Lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there!
41:00 <Doodle> hai2u
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> *waves*
42:00 <Doodle> i notice you're not using your hands
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> typing with my nips
42:00 <Doodle> hehee
42:00 <Doodle> pix
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's so fucking cold
42:00 <Clarkson> [01:59:53] fuck off fox
42:00 <Maurice> That cat is like 'what the fuck ever' and the dog is all 'holy fuck I regret this'
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
42:00 <Maurice> Story of my life
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Maurice> Something is dripping down the hallway and its pissing me off
43:00 <Maurice> And no, it's not me
43:00 <Doodle> for a change
43:00 <Maurice> But it could be ;)
43:00 <Doodle> :P~
44:00 <Maurice> I plugged in my wevibe earlier, we're good to go
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <Doodle> hngg
46:00 <Maurice> I swear I have an elephant not a cat, she just came smashing down the hallway, jumped on a chair and tipped it over
46:00 <Doodle> does she have a trunk
46:00 <Maurice> Yes, the lucky doer
46:00 <Serenity> lol
47:00 <Maurice> Esme the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the jungle
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> and off she went
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> with a
47:00 <Doodle> meow
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> clunk, bang and crash
47:00 <Maurice> With a trumpety trump
49:00 <Senpai> http://i.imgur.com/Gyeh83w.jpg
49:00 <Maurice> http://www.tmz.com/2015/09/29/jim-carrey-girlfriend-cathriona-white-commits-suicide/
49:00 <Maurice> I bet he made her watch his movies
50:00 <Maurice> BECAUSE HE'S NOT FUNNY
50:00 <Senpai> we're all wearing masks
50:00 <Senpai> metaphoricall speak-innnnnnng
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> jim is 53
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> and his g/f is 28
51:00 <Senpai> he certainly is
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… was
51:00 <Maurice> Was
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is totes old enough to be her dad
52:00 <Maurice> Ad on tv the other night 'Jim Carrey in his most hilarious role yet'
52:00 <Maurice> Uhm, what role?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> old mate
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> with the grey fucking bead
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> beard
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe the role was santa?
52:00 <Maurice> He's just a non funny plastic looking fuck
52:00 <Maurice> Nah it was Ace Ventura
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> agreed
53:00 <BlackDevil> Sad news for Jim Carrey - girlfriend, Cathriona White, commits suicide. R.I.P
53:00 <Maurice> Yes BlackDevil, welcome to 4 mins ago
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> speaking of old mate
55:00 <Serenity> im really regretting two work outs today
55:00 <Doodle> i'm regretting 1
55:00 <Maurice> I'm regretting waking up
56:00 <Serenity> my back is protesting
56:00 <Maurice> Even though I got up at 11
57:00 <Doodle> i got up at 8 but i wasnt out of bed til around 9
57:00 <Serenity> llol slack ass
57:00 <Clarkson> you fucking imigrant cunt
57:00 <Serenity> calm down clarky
57:00 <Clarkson> i remember when the pussy flowed like wine on irc
57:00 <Doodle> me too :(
57:00 <Doodle> now its like off milk
57:00 <Q{{> phew! done my 5 workout sessions already
57:00 <Doodle> comes out in chunks
57:00 <Q{{> plus 1 make out session
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ clarky 
58:00 <Clarkson> are your tits out
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes
58:00 <Doodle> show me
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanna fuck?
58:00 <Doodle> yes
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
58:00 <Maurice> My kid woke up at lunchtime
58:00 <Doodle> hehee
58:00 <Maurice> I taught him well
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> keen much?
58:00 <Senpai> started from the bottom now where here
58:00 <Doodle> a bit
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ^5
58:00 <Doodle> ^1
58:00 <Serenity> ants up at like 7am every day no matter what
58:00 <Senpai> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pe9dToThkI
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Drake - Started From The Bottom (Instrumental) Views: 1,163,518 Uploader: OfficialRimi Uploaded: Feb 22, 2013 Duration: 4m6s Rating: 4.78
58:00 <Maurice> Cal used to set his alarm for 6am to 'maximise my play time' but now he just lets the sleep flow
59:00 <Maurice> I've been up before him for the last week and a bit, it scares me
59:00 <Doodle> bedtime for me luvrs, ninis o/
59:00 <Maurice> Night hineypie
59:00 <Serenity> ninight roodle
59:00 <Maurice> And lol @ off milk
59:00 <Maurice> Rank
00:00 <Serenity> i should sleep too im wrecked
00:00 <Maurice> I should but I wont, due to sleeping in etc etc
00:00 <Maurice> And shed sex at 2am
00:00 <Serenity> aha
00:00 <Dugnuts> awww
00:00 <Dugnuts> sweet dreams Serenity
01:00 <Serenity> i didnt say i was going yu autistic dickhead
01:00 <Maurice> R.i.p Jim Carrey you were a amazing actor
01:00 <Maurice> People can't read and they also lie
01:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/pYxkw.jpg
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
02:00 <Serenity> lol wtf
02:00 <Senpai> are you down with o.p.p TheRiddler?
03:00 <TheRiddler> opp?
03:00 <TheRiddler> o.p.p even
04:00 <Maurice> Someone just drove by with Elton John cranked
04:00 <TheRiddler> trolls everywhere
04:00 <Senpai> im not trollin
04:00 <Senpai> im boxxy
05:00 <Senpai> you see?
05:00 <Doodle> YEA U NO ME
05:00 <TheRiddler> doodle just drove past
05:00 <TheRiddler> :p
05:00 <Maurice> No
05:00 <Maurice> He would have stopped
05:00 <Maurice> And scraped his undercarriage in the process
05:00 <TheRiddler> but what is o.p.p
05:00 <Senpai> u know me?
05:00 <Maurice> And that can be a pun
06:00 <Serenity> that makes me lol cause tim amd marty on nova call their dicks their undercarriage
06:00 <Maurice> LOL
06:00 <Maurice> If it scrapes, I want to see it
07:00 <Serenity> haha
07:00 <TheRiddler> should listen to books in the car
07:00 <Maurice> Serenity, check out my lighter http://i.imgur.com/Ij45d8B.jpg
07:00 <TheRiddler> audio*
07:00 <TheRiddler> my sister's husband does that
07:00 <Serenity> oo thts cool
08:00 <TheRiddler> Senpai have you been to the store in bridgetown?
08:00 <TheRiddler> *that
08:00 <Senpai> nah, havent been down that way in a long while
08:00 <Q{{> u light dont even have boobs
08:00 <Q{{> ur lighters
08:00 <TheRiddler> it's full of records of rock groups and figures of comicbook characters etc
09:00 <TheRiddler> and metal clothng
09:00 <Senpai> i see
09:00 <Senpai> probably not my thing though
09:00 <Maurice> They had eclair and cupcake ones too
09:00 <Maurice> In IGA
09:00 <TheRiddler> it's a very metalhead looking place
09:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
09:00 <Senpai> man watching these in-cars of wrc stages in australia
09:00 <Senpai> makes me wanna go for a hoon
10:00 <TheRiddler> also
10:00 <Maurice> But my boobs have lighters
10:00 <TheRiddler> have you played after dark yet?
10:00 <Clarkson> i only crave my wifes cock
10:00 <Senpai> nah riddler
10:00 <Maurice> Same, Clarkson
10:00 <Clarkson> sph1nx boobs are overrated
10:00 <Senpai> rocket league has been taking away all my spare time
10:00 <Senpai> im addicted to it
10:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
10:00 <TheRiddler> I got that free on ps4 just yet to play it
10:00 <Senpai> its good fun
11:00 <Senpai> the rounds are over too quickly :P
11:00 <TheRiddler> yeah I saw
12:00 <Maurice> Sounds like sex
12:00 <Clarkson> i don't know any fonzy shit
13:00 <Maurice> Ayeeeee
13:00 <Senpai> https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLODyu6T9_emz7G8dGqm6py3jeYtVpg7yU&v=0dTQUzPoC-s
13:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: WRC - Coates Hire Rally Australia 2015: Onboard Meeke SS04 Views: 14,608 Uploader: wrc Uploaded: Sep 18, 2015 Duration: 17m23s Rating: 4.98
13:00 <Senpai> absolutely insane
13:00 <Serenity> god i love mikey Maurice
14:00 <Maurice> Omg me too, especially when he doesn't smile
14:00 <Maurice> I felt so bad for him in the very last ep
14:00 <Serenity> i cant remember what happens
14:00 <Maurice> Wait, we're talking about Shameless, yeah?
14:00 <Serenity> yeah aha
14:00 <Maurice> Lol I can tell you the sad bit if you want
15:00 <Serenity> yeah go on
15:00 <Serenity> ive seen it before i just cant remember
15:00 <TheRiddler> thought you were talking about happy days
15:00 <Maurice> Ian is bipolar, Mickey loves him, Ian dumps him
15:00 <Serenity> ohh yes thats right
15:00 <TheRiddler> happy days is better 
15:00 <Serenity> yeah its not
15:00 <Maurice> Mickey finally dropped his guard and BAM
15:00 <Serenity> he has the best insults
15:00 <TheRiddler> cant beat a classic
15:00 <Maurice> That last season they all went fucking batshit
16:00 <Maurice> How good is Franks transplant, doesn't get what he wants, they remove another organ
16:00 <Serenity> haha i think i fell asleep and slept through the transplant today
17:00 <Maurice> I'd be watching right now, except I'm being Dugnuts and going 'lol big bang theory is the best' for 2 hours
17:00 <Serenity> last i was watchin he needed a liver woke up and he had one
17:00 <Maurice> Ohh
17:00 <Maurice> He needed one, Sheila arranged for a black market one
17:00 <Serenity> ahh yeahh thats right
17:00 <Maurice> He didn't wake up, no new liver and a kidney missing
17:00 <Serenity> rofl
17:00 <Serenity> such a trainwreck
17:00 <Maurice> He ended up on the top of the transplant list so got a new one
18:00 <Maurice> Then he's like 'yep 1 beer a day is ok'
18:00 <Maurice> ...
19:00 <Serenity> look debbie just punched that blonde slag in the face
19:00 <Serenity> lool*
19:00 <Maurice> Lol she's great
19:00 <Maurice> I'm still on season 1 and her and Carl are so young
19:00 <Maurice> When she raped that dude
20:00 <Serenity> rofl poor thing
35:00 <Maurice> Don't
35:00 <Maurice> 1) I'm not ticklish
35:00 <Dugnuts> too late!
35:00 <Maurice> 2) Don't.
36:00 <Dugnuts> awww
36:00 <Dugnuts> come on
36:00 <Dugnuts> be cool
38:00 <Maurice> Go away
38:00 <Dugnuts> :/
39:00 <Dugnuts> well whatevs
40:00 <Serenity> do you find it exceptionally difficult to read when you're being annoying dug
40:00 <Dugnuts> not really
41:00 <Dugnuts> when im trying to be annoying, i pay attention to the text
41:00 <Dugnuts> to maximise my annoyance potential
41:00 <Dugnuts> :P
41:00 <Dugnuts> so go on
41:00 <Dugnuts> insult me
42:00 <Serenity> i dont need to insult you, youre doing it all on your own
43:00 <Dugnuts> mhmm
43:00 <Dugnuts> how exactly
45:00 <Maurice> By being a bellend
45:00 <Dugnuts> mhmm
45:00 <Dugnuts> specifics escape you
45:00 <Dugnuts> coz you know its bs
45:00 <Dugnuts> but sure
45:00 <Dugnuts> continue
45:00 <Maurice> I told you in PM
46:00 <Maurice> You're welcome
46:00 <Dugnuts> nope
46:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt get it
46:00 <Maurice> Yeah you did, we had a whole convo about it
47:00 <Dugnuts> nah
47:00 <Dugnuts> that was forever ago
47:00 <Maurice> It was like, a week ago
48:00 <Dugnuts> isnt that forever?
48:00 <Maurice> Not when you're being a knob, no
48:00 <Dugnuts> so your convo never ends?
48:00 <Dugnuts> good to know
49:00 <Maurice> Nobody mentioned it not ending, you tried denying the convo ever happened
49:00 <Serenity> you're doing it right now.. lol you act like a massive idiot and wonder why people get annoyed.
49:00 <Dugnuts> i said it was forever ago
49:00 <Maurice> Except it wasn't.
49:00 <Dugnuts> heh
51:00 <Dugnuts> aaanywho
51:00 <Dugnuts> ignoring annoyance
51:00 <Dugnuts> do you girls watch scorpion?
51:00 <Dugnuts> its pretty awesome
52:00 <Maurice> My 8 yr old watches it
52:00 <Maurice> To be fair, he's 9 next month
52:00 <Dugnuts> well congrats for your kid
53:00 <Dugnuts> how about you?
53:00 <Dugnuts> i think its good a kid takes a child genious as a hero
53:00 <Maurice> No, because I'm not 8 nearly 9
53:00 <Dugnuts> fair enough
53:00 <Dugnuts> lets cheer for sportsmen
54:00 <Dugnuts> they are the real heros
54:00 <Maurice> Are they?
54:00 <Dugnuts> you tell me
55:00 <Serenity> lol frank losing his insurance money
55:00 <Serenity> poor fuck
55:00 <Maurice> LOL that was funny
55:00 <Maurice> Retracing his steps
56:00 <Serenity> ok im going to bed, im wrecked. have fun with the aspoe
56:00 <Serenity> aspie
56:00 <Dugnuts> nighty night serentity
56:00 <Dugnuts> serenity
57:00 <Maurice> Ima pass
57:00 <Dugnuts> sweet dreams
57:00 <Maurice> Night me choco
08:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.epicfail.com/2015/09/29/stop-dating-crazy/
43:00 <LeMz> Boo
17:00 <thestig> so quiet in here. the world must of ended 
21:00 <faux> must have* ;D
33:00 <thestig> morning snart
44:00 <faux> Morning
51:00 <faux> Dont have sex
51:00 <faux> Cos u will get pregnant
51:00 <faux> And die
53:00 <frayedknot> you will die anyway, one day
09:00 <Kynetic> im pregnant
09:00 <Kynetic> i have a food baby
11:00 <frayedknot> congratulations
12:00 <dmonn> go EAGLES!
14:00 <dmonn> ok cya gonna check out porn or reddit or both this is borin me
18:00 <Taco> u fags r all gay
24:00 <faux> Foof its warm today
14:00 <doctor> the show must go on
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME
18:00 <doctor> Im trying to be more positive so I'm going to settle for 'that song has some decent moments'
18:00 <Serenity> haha
19:00 <simba> pls dont try 2 troll me dematerialixed its embarrassing
25:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me this storm rolling in is huge
27:00 <thestig> storm in a teacup
27:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol
29:00 <Serenity> wish we'd get a decent storm
32:00 <thestig> yes!
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> dark as fuck here
32:00 <thestig> to blow some skirts up
33:00 <thestig> snoop open the closet door it might let some light in
33:00 <faux> Where are you snoopy
33:00 <thestig> sezz im sore today :(
34:00 <faux> Did u take the seat off your bike 
34:00 <faux> ;)
34:00 <faux> oh soz was that too rude!!!!!!!!
34:00 <thestig> me or sezz?
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> brissy
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol thestig
35:00 <faux> U lol
35:00 <thestig> i took my seat off and thought of faux 
35:00 <faux> Hot
39:00 <dematerialixed> good morning faggots
43:00 <faux> Good afternoon faggot
46:00 <British^Meat> hi dematerialixed you fucking faggot
46:00 <dematerialixed> and a pleasant morning to you too faggot
47:00 <British^Meat> its gone 2pm faggot
47:00 <dematerialixed> yeah i know
47:00 <dematerialixed> i was up till like 4am watching wrc onboard videos
47:00 <faux> Wowee
47:00 <dematerialixed> pretendin i was a real race driver
47:00 <thestig> hi dematfaggotlixed
48:00 <dematerialixed> demahomofaggoted
48:00 <thestig> oh he changed a letter again 
48:00 <thestig> x
48:00 <dematerialixed> xoxoxo
48:00 <faux> gosh i need to poop again 
48:00 <faux> Poop factory today
48:00 <thestig> pics?
48:00 <faux> Lol ew
49:00 <thestig> too far?
53:00 <dematerialixed> i reckon she's taken a pic of her poop at least once
54:00 <thestig> lol
54:00 <Serenity> did go for a ride yesterday stiggy
55:00 <Serenity> i did 10ks again this morn
01:00 <Serenity> might go for 15 tomorrow
04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well that lasted long NOT
05:00 <Dugnuts> WOOOOOOOO
05:00 <Dugnuts> i passed
05:00 <Dugnuts> h damn
06:00 <Dugnuts> that feel so good
07:00 <Serenity> passed what
07:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Denez Prigent & Lisa Gerrard - Gortoz A Ran best song EVER
07:00 <Dugnuts> my final exam for regional tower
07:00 <Dugnuts> it has been bloody hard
07:00 <Serenity> oh grats
07:00 <Dugnuts> and its apparently the hardest part
07:00 <Dugnuts> now i just have to do metroD
07:00 <Dugnuts> and then im finished!
07:00 <Serenity> ace
08:00 <Dugnuts> metro D is the kind of airport jandakot is
08:00 <Dugnuts> so i should be done around november/december
09:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh\
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yay two more nights of work left :D
10:00 <Doodle>  <Dugnuts> now i just have to do metroD
11:00 <Doodle> i heard Dugnuts is into metroD
11:00 <Dugnuts> nah
11:00 <Dugnuts> im into radar
11:00 <Dugnuts> im going to a radar tower
14:00 <Dugnuts> lets go dancing Serenity
14:00 <Dugnuts> burn some calories have some fun
14:00 <Dugnuts> can you swing?
14:00 <faux> Lmao
14:00 <Dugnuts> dance i mean
15:00 <Dugnuts> you wanna come too faux?
15:00 <Dugnuts> :D
15:00 <Serenity> rofl
16:00 <faux> Nah u and sez have fub
16:00 <faux> Fun
16:00 <Dugnuts> kk
18:00 <faux> i need a movie to watch
18:00 <faux> Nothing tooo serious
18:00 <faux> Recommendations kgo
20:00 <Dugnuts> jurassic park
20:00 <Dugnuts> fun
20:00 <Dugnuts> i enjoyed it
20:00 <Dugnuts> and its out on bluray or your local piratebay
21:00 <Dugnuts> or jurassic world
21:00 <Dugnuts> whatever the fuck its called
21:00 <Dugnuts> terminator genysis was good
21:00 <Dugnuts> lots of action
21:00 <Dugnuts> some funny stuff thrown in
21:00 <Dugnuts> emlia clark looked badass
21:00 <Dugnuts> emilia
22:00 <Dugnuts> oh
22:00 <Dugnuts> have you seen kingsman?
22:00 <Dugnuts> that movie was funny
22:00 <Serenity> dude what are you on
22:00 <Dugnuts> excitement serenity
22:00 <Dugnuts> today
22:00 <Dugnuts> was a good day
22:00 <Dugnuts> dont go bringing me down
22:00 <Dugnuts> anyways, she asked for suggestions
24:00 <faux> Lol jurassic park
24:00 <faux> Saw it and it was lame
24:00 <faux> Next
24:00 <Dugnuts> i gave you 3
24:00 <Dugnuts> you want more?
24:00 <Dugnuts> chappie!
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <Dugnuts> avengers
24:00 <faux> - k8
24:00 <Dugnuts> mission impossible rogue nation
24:00 <Dugnuts> have you seen big hero 6?
24:00 <Dugnuts> that was good
27:00 <faux> K im just gonna watch Philly 
27:00 <Serenity> see if you can get a dl for the visit
28:00 <Doodle> its pg
28:00 <Doodle> it will be shit
28:00 <Dugnuts> fine
28:00 <Dugnuts> jees
28:00 <faux> I was loadinf the visit earlier
28:00 <faux> But it was being slow
32:00 <Dugnuts> :/
32:00 <Dugnuts> wtf
33:00 <Dugnuts> theres a new muppet show??!??!?!
35:00 <Dugnuts> oooh
35:00 <Dugnuts> new minority report show
35:00 <Dugnuts> eenteresteeeng
46:00 <Dugnuts> come on NeoGeo64 fix your connection
51:00 <dematerialixed> unnnnnnnlimited boners!
52:00 <Doodle> nah its not that good
52:00 <dematerialixed> i wouldnt know, i dont do tea
56:00 <Doodle> me either
56:00 <Doodle> i just drink it
56:00 <Dugnuts> sounds burny
59:00 <Doodle> some people are imto the pain and swelling
59:00 <Doodle> *into
59:00 <Serenity> mm yea
59:00 <Serenity> tea.
03:00 <dematerialixed> back in my early experimental days, my gf blew me with a mouthful of tea
03:00 <dematerialixed> we did some weird shit
03:00 <dematerialixed> and icecubes
05:00 <Doodle> was she a lipton jiggler
07:00 <faux>  <@faux> Icecubes yeah but tea seems weird how do you give a gobbie succcessfully with a mouthful of liquid
07:00 <faux> [16:05] Disconnected
09:00 <Dugnuts> ?
10:00 <Dugnuts> you dont fill your whole mouth with them
10:00 <Dugnuts> jeez
10:00 <Dugnuts> you keep one
10:00 <Dugnuts> swallow the water when you pull it out
10:00 <Dugnuts> its not hard
10:00 <Dugnuts> all the girls seem to manage it fine
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <Doodle> nice save
10:00 <dematerialixed> lol
10:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
10:00 <Dugnuts> i know what you lot are like
10:00 <Doodle> ehehhehehehe
10:00 <Dugnuts> thought i better make sure
22:00 <Bonny> \7
22:00 <Dugnuts> \7?
23:00 <Dugnuts> what does that mean?
31:00 <TheRon> nat fyfe wears 7
33:00 <Dugnuts> 7 what?
34:00 <Dugnuts> merkins?
36:00 <grem> 7 11
43:00 <faux> I said a mouthful of liquid u mong not icecubes
49:00 <TheRon> cum again faux?
54:00 <dematerialixed> cum on your chin
54:00 <TheRon> cum on eileen
55:00 <doctor> cum is importint
58:00 <dematerialixed> i just spurted cum about 30 mins ago
05:00 <Doodle> filth
05:00 <dematerialixed> gotta keep that prostate healthy
05:00 <TheRon> indeed
06:00 <Doodle> mine got shot off in the war
06:00 <dematerialixed> ouch
06:00 <Doodle> thats what i said
07:00 <TheRon> geez she literally took everything
08:00 <Doodle> like a champ
08:00 <dematerialixed> http://i.imgur.com/TaDq9Fo.jpg
09:00 <Doodle> loooool
09:00 <dematerialixed> i had fish sticks for lunch
09:00 <dematerialixed> i swetr
09:00 <dematerialixed> swer even
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <Doodle> swear?
09:00 <dematerialixed> on me mum
09:00 <TheRon> you put fish sticks in your mouth?
10:00 <TheRon> you must be a gay fish
10:00 <Doodle> you can tell by the way he carries his fins
12:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Hot Butter - Popcorn.mp3 (2.34MB 128kbps Stereo 2:33)
12:00 <TheRon> peanut butter jelly
14:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Beastie Boys-Peanut Butter and Jelly.mp3 (5.31MB 128kbps Stereo 5:47)
14:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Buckwheat Boyz - Peanut Butter Jelly Time.mp3 (1.63MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 1:46)
14:00 <dematerialixed> i hate it when you do a bushmans blow and it ends up stuck half way out your nose
17:00 <Doodle> ..
17:00 <TheRon> do you know the way to san jose?
18:00 <amsy> lol roodles xx
21:00 <dematerialixed> nippon sukoi nigga
21:00 <TheRon> nipples
22:00 <Doodle> hi amsy ^_^
22:00 <Senpai> i should go get some food
22:00 <Senpai> some deep fried cat
23:00 <TheRon> no need to get your pen out  son, my order is simple, a shitload of dim sims and a bucket of soy sauce
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <Doodle> nom
24:00 <Doodle> bargearse <3
24:00 <TheRon> yep!
29:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga) Views: 70,654,687 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: May 27, 2011 Duration: 3m8s Rating: 4.88
30:00 <TheRon> and i guess that's why they call it the blues
30:00 <TheRon> time on my hands could be best spent with you
40:00 <amsy> oh man
40:00 <amsy> i want dim sims :'(
57:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
02:00 <British^Meat> hello
02:00 <TheRon> jerry! hello!
03:00 <British^Meat> mad max ps4 TheRiddler?
04:00 <TheRiddler> huh?
05:00 <British^Meat> you play mad max yes?
06:00 <British^Meat> you play it on the ps4 no?
06:00 <TheRiddler> yes
07:00 <British^Meat> i also play mad max
07:00 <British^Meat> and i also play it on the ps4
07:00 <TheRon> now kiss
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching the fluffy movie
10:00 <TheRiddler> great comedian
11:00 <TheRiddler> hai Ana_Ng
12:00 <TheRiddler> have you seen gabriel iglesias
12:00 <Ana_Ng> no
14:00 <TheRon> my darling i, i can't get enough of your love babe
16:00 <Dugnuts> i dont know i dont know whyyyy
17:00 <TheRon> gets the women folk all gooey in the nether regions
21:00 <TheRiddler> he's a mexican comedian that's does impressions during his routine
21:00 <TheRiddler> he's hilarious
22:00 <TheRon> better than hughesy?
22:00 <TheRiddler> yes
22:00 <TheRon> must be pretty good
28:00 <TheRon> CARN THE EAGLES!
38:00 <doctor> carndabes
39:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
39:00 <nerdygirl> heya 
41:00 <Senpai> notice me
44:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/P2UlY.jpg nsfw
45:00 <Dugnuts> no
45:00 <TheRon> that's amazing
46:00 <doctor> she's a fit looking girl
46:00 <doctor> kudos to her
51:00 <TheRon> love lifts us up where we belong
56:00 <TheRon> you can leave your hat on
00:00 <DoucheBaggins> asl?
00:00 <DoucheBaggins> anyone here a fan of the bible?
00:00 <Dugnuts> sure
01:00 <Dugnuts> i love the hypocrisy inherent in the text
01:00 <Dugnuts> all of it
01:00 <Dugnuts> have you?
02:00 <Dugnuts> im an atheist
02:00 <TheRon> if you like pina coladas
02:00 <Dugnuts> but you have to have respect for a book that contradicts itself
02:00 <TheRon> and getting caught in the rain
02:00 <Dugnuts> yet millions of people believe in it
02:00 <Dugnuts> that is hardcore
05:00 <DoucheBaggins>  do you know the first book of moses?  called genesis?
05:00 <DoucheBaggins> ahem
05:00 <DoucheBaggins> 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
05:00 <Dugnuts> please
05:00 <Dugnuts> continue
05:00 <DoucheBaggins> 1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon
05:00 <DoucheBaggins> the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the
05:00 <DoucheBaggins> waters.
05:00 <TheRon> stone cold 3:16 says i just whooped your ass
05:00 <Dugnuts> shhh
05:00 <DoucheBaggins> 1:3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
06:00 <Dugnuts> we are hearing some grade A bullshit right now TheRon
06:00 <Dugnuts> you dont get this every day
06:00 <DoucheBaggins> 1:4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light
06:00 <DoucheBaggins> from the darkness.
06:00 <Dugnuts> indeed
06:00 <Dugnuts> HAIL JESUS
06:00 <Dugnuts> continue
06:00 <doctor> Hey God, why?
07:00 <doctor> I mean you were for eternity pleased with the void and then you did something; why?
07:00 <Dugnuts> he got drunk one night
07:00 <Dugnuts> thought it was a good idea
08:00 <Dugnuts> still in the hangover
08:00 <doctor> yeah, that would explain it
08:00 <TheRon> taking it to the streets
11:00 <DoucheBaggins> 9:23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their
11:00 <DoucheBaggins> shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their
11:00 <DoucheBaggins> father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's
11:00 <DoucheBaggins> nakedness.
11:00 <DoucheBaggins> i mean, when you really think about it
11:00 <DoucheBaggins> (and not in your narrow Atheistic mind)
12:00 <Dugnuts> its about a dude fucking his sons?
12:00 <Dugnuts> thats cool
12:00 <Dugnuts> if he wants to dress them up like girls
12:00 <Dugnuts> whatevs
12:00 <Dugnuts> see i know you havent read it
12:00 <TheRon> that's the power of love
12:00 <Dugnuts> and are literally just looking up quotes right now
12:00 <Dugnuts> so i cant take anything you say seriously
13:00 <Dugnuts> im a guy who doesnt believe in it in the least
13:00 <Dugnuts> and i have read that bs book
13:00 <Dugnuts> whats your excuse?
14:00 <doctor> I don't necessarily not believe in God, I just don't believe in the abrahamic god but consider it to be an integral part of our history
14:00 <TheRon> that's the power of BvB
15:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:00 <Dugnuts> sure
15:00 <Dugnuts> people were backwards idiots
15:00 <Dugnuts> they needed to fear something to stop them from killing their neighbours and taking their shit
15:00 <DoucheBaggins> Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling, and it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling, I see miracles all around me.
15:00 <DoucheBaggins> Stop and look around, it's all astounding, water, fire, air and dirt
15:00 <Dugnuts> eternal damnation
15:00 <Dugnuts> good motivation
16:00 <TheRon> you feel the power of BvB
16:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:00 <TheRon> nerdygirl: any chance of a tit pic?
18:00 <nerdygirl> don't think so mate
18:00 <TheRon> had to ask
20:00 <TheRon> let's spend the night together
20:00 <TheRon> stones
49:00 <Doodle> beep
50:00 <Dugnuts> boop
51:00 <amelia> boo Wang
56:00 <Doodle> hehee
58:00 <faux> hehee
59:00 <couleurs> tgif
00:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/RZPKnBJ.png
02:00 <Dugnuts> heh
02:00 <Dugnuts> and its tuesday
02:00 <Dugnuts> get a calendar
02:00 <Dugnuts> calender
02:00 <Dugnuts> bah
07:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12039525_10207867047258011_8000541424920069740_n.jpg?oh=6c0f61fed5bc8d4e3ab309875bfc6092&oe=5699B269
09:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1X8jgrMhc4
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Chewbacca Toilet paper Views: 23,242 Uploader: ArtZeroTV Uploaded: Sep 28, 2015 Duration: 0m9s Rating: 4.95
11:00 <couleurs> sounds like chewbacca taking a shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <Dugnuts> hey
22:00 <Dugnuts> Coffeenchat2013
22:00 <Dugnuts> go fuck yourself
23:00 <Dugnuts> my job
23:00 <Dugnuts> is done
23:00 <thestig> not berry nice
23:00 <Dugnuts> arent you in a battle royal?
23:00 <Dugnuts> wtf are you doing here
23:00 <Dugnuts> are you hiding behind a tree?
23:00 <Dugnuts> run from the gas son
23:00 <Dugnuts> RUN
24:00 <thestig> im hiding in a berry bush
24:00 <Dugnuts> as you do
24:00 <Dugnuts> you better have armour, medpacks and a decent gun
24:00 <Dugnuts> or ima slap you for being a lazy mofo
25:00 <thestig> i shreded all my clothes
25:00 <Doodle> is it berry bushy
25:00 <Doodle> /dad
27:00 <Dugnuts> dude
27:00 <Dugnuts> you shred your victims clothes
27:00 <Dugnuts> not your own
27:00 <Dugnuts> kill those mofos
27:00 <Dugnuts> what is wrong with you
27:00 <thestig> lol gota kill em first
28:00 <Dugnuts> exactly
29:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aDmVO7d_700b.jpg
37:00 <faux> Fuck i just  dranj like 3972937373838332 litres of mineral water
37:00 <Dugnuts> .k
37:00 <Dugnuts> so just die quietly pls
37:00 <Dugnuts> 23 L is enough to die
37:00 <Dugnuts> so
37:00 <Dugnuts> you should be dead in no time
37:00 <Dugnuts> flee
37:00 <Dugnuts> FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES
38:00 <Dugnuts> i mean
38:00 <Dugnuts> hi lori
39:00 <faux> Lol wow
39:00 <faux> Telling me to die is a bit extreme
40:00 <Senpai> faux if you die can I have your body?
40:00 <faux> Sure
40:00 <Senpai> woohoo!
41:00 <faux> Wair
41:00 <faux> Wait
41:00 <faux> What will u do with it pls
41:00 <Senpai> well that's not important if you're dead
41:00 <Senpai> dwaim
42:00 <Dugnuts> well
42:00 <Dugnuts> im not really telling you to
42:00 <Dugnuts> but after that much water
42:00 <Dugnuts> you will
42:00 <Dugnuts> i just told you to do it quietly
42:00 <Dugnuts> im watching things
43:00 <faux> Excuse me
43:00 <faux> Its my.body i have the right to know tysm
43:00 <Dugnuts> sure you do
43:00 <Dugnuts> but medical fact
43:00 <Dugnuts> more than 23 L of water in a 24 hr period
43:00 <Dugnuts> you will legit die
43:00 <Senpai> dugnuts please smoke like 46 marijuanas
43:00 <Dugnuts> i dont make this shit up
43:00 <Dugnuts> gimme Senpai
43:00 <Dugnuts> GIMME
44:00 <faux> I didnt literally fucking drink that much jesus christ on a bike r u skirmish irl
44:00 <Serenity> .lol
45:00 <Dugnuts> well shucks
45:00 <Dugnuts> here i am
45:00 <Dugnuts> hoping for a little bit of accuracy in our lives
45:00 <Dugnuts> and all you care about is hyperbole
45:00 <Dugnuts> how dare you
45:00 <Dugnuts> how dare you i say
45:00 <Doodle> i like turtles
46:00 <faux> Smd
46:00 <faux> Smbfdc
46:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
46:00 <Dugnuts> penis envy
46:00 <faux> Doodle
46:00 <Dugnuts> im sorry freud was correct in your case
46:00 <Dugnuts> :P
46:00 <faux> How hilarious was that video i sent y
46:00 <faux> Of the dog fart
46:00 <faux> I watched it about 907 times
47:00 <Maurice> I bet Dugnuts is fun at parties, spouting all those facts is sure to be a panty dropper
47:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
47:00 <Dugnuts> i keep my chat appropriate thankyou very much
47:00 <Doodle> yes honeysuckle
48:00 <Doodle> oh lolol
48:00 <Doodle> sorry i am lagging
48:00 <faux> I am i thin
48:00 <faux> K
48:00 <Dugnuts> umm
48:00 <Dugnuts> k
48:00 <Serenity> sooo full
49:00 <faux> Whatd u eat
49:00 <Doodle> we both r
49:00 <faux> Im about to smash 89 mandarins
49:00 <faux> of shit hehauheuahae
49:00 <Serenity> grilled chicken salad
49:00 <Clarkson> tarantula: Calm the fuck down.
49:00 <Dugnuts> oh sweet
49:00 <faux> yuuum
49:00 <Serenity> soo good
49:00 <Dugnuts> can i have 20 of them pls
49:00 <Doodle> fukn ping me
49:00 <faux> No
49:00 <Dugnuts> come on
49:00 <Serenity> im in love with baby cos
49:00 <Dugnuts> you know you only need 20 less
49:00 <faux> How im on my phone
49:00 <Doodle> PING ME MVIII
49:00 <faux> HOW
49:00 <faux> U FUK
50:00 <faux> Lmao
50:00 <Serenity> click his name
50:00 <faux> Oops
50:00 <faux> my bad
50:00 <faux> COME BACK DEWDEL
50:00 <faux> Phew
50:00 <faux> Tysm
50:00 <faux> Accident soz
50:00 <Dugnuts> oh harsh
50:00 <faux> Theres no ping option
50:00 <Doodle> fukn
50:00 <Doodle> tf
50:00 <Dugnuts> i think you need to make reparations faux
51:00 <Doodle> whoah
51:00 <faux> Thanks senpai
51:00 <Dugnuts> Doodle deserves a gobbie as recompense
51:00 <faux> Lol
51:00 <Senpai> yw
51:00 <Doodle> i joined and had half a nick list til you spoke
51:00 <Doodle> then BAM
51:00 <Doodle> ERRYONE
51:00 <faux> Ill give him one regardless its ok
51:00 <Doodle> its ok
51:00 <faux> ill shd for sime cheese
51:00 <faux> Some*
51:00 <Doodle> nobody else will do it cos theyre all selfish pricks so i will just put up with it
51:00 <Doodle> ty anyway
52:00 <Senpai> for some dick cheese
52:00 <faux> Dugnuts if u boop me one more time on skype im gonna cut off ur ear and call u van gogh
52:00 <faux> plus i msgd u back bur my net is shit and thehre not going through
53:00 <Serenity> rofl
53:00 <Dugnuts> oh
53:00 <Dugnuts> well you could have said that first
53:00 <Dugnuts> no need for the violence
54:00 <thestig> boop?
54:00 <Dugnuts> its cute
54:00 <Dugnuts> i boop ur nose
54:00 <faux> He msgs me saying boop
55:00 <faux> Lol
55:00 <faux> Bboop BOOP BOOP
55:00 <faux> BOOP
55:00 <faux> BOPP
55:00 <faux> Cuk
55:00 <faux> Fuck
55:00 <Dugnuts> hey
55:00 <Dugnuts> chill out
55:00 <faux> Never
55:00 <Dugnuts> there there
55:00 <Dugnuts> i has biskit
55:00 <Dugnuts> you wan biskit?
55:00 <faux> No ty
55:00 <faux> Mandarins here
55:00 <Dugnuts> it delish
55:00 <Dugnuts> oh yeah
55:00 <Dugnuts> gimme 20
55:00 <Dugnuts> otherwise
55:00 <Dugnuts> i shall infiltrate
55:00 <Dugnuts> and steal 20
56:00 <Dugnuts> doodle has already begun the inflitration process faux
56:00 <Dugnuts> that is why he is gone
56:00 <faux> i hate u all
56:00 <Dugnuts> its too late!
56:00 <Senpai> i'd infiltrate faux
56:00 <thestig> faux is gona kill me
56:00 <Dugnuts> yor only option is appeasement!
56:00 <thestig> i did a boop
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <TheRiddler> I started the boop thing
56:00 <Dugnuts> did not
56:00 <TheRiddler> he just copies
57:00 <Dugnuts> i never once saw you boop
57:00 <faux> Ash always boops me
57:00 <Dugnuts> https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6238/6218035227_d17741465e.jpg
57:00 <Dugnuts> thats what i got it from
57:00 <TheRiddler> the boop is a cat thing
58:00 <amelia> if 1 more person says the word boop
58:00 <amelia> i am going to fuck you all up
58:00 <Dugnuts> do it
58:00 <Dugnuts> i wanna see a tiny blonde girl fuck everyone up
58:00 <amelia> ALFEE
58:00 <Dugnuts> BOOP
58:00 <Picard> ello 
58:00 <thestig> sowy
58:00 <amelia> you'll be surprised wot a tiny blonde girl can do
59:00 <Dugnuts> i doubt i would
59:00 <amelia> i will push you in mud alfee
59:00 <faux> eat chicken
59:00 <amelia> and drink soup
59:00 <Dugnuts> i got beat up by a tiny blonde girl who happened to be the state champ of tae kwon do
59:00 <faux> good
59:00 <Picard> faux hello
59:00 <Dugnuts> bitch thought it was hilarious when she was drunk
59:00 <Dugnuts> i did NUFFING
59:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahaha
59:00 <amelia> bitch was right
59:00 <Dugnuts> yeah well
59:00 <Dugnuts> since then
59:00 <faux> Hi pink potato
59:00 <Dugnuts> a girl hits me
59:00 <Dugnuts> i hit her the fuck back
59:00 <Picard> how are u
00:00 <Clarkson> i used to love my parents old house inground pool fuck
00:00 <amelia> PINK POTATO
00:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
01:00 <faux> Im ok tysm
01:00 <faux> How r u
01:00 <Picard> im well thanks :)
02:00 <amelia> PiNK PoTaTo
02:00 <faux> Lol
03:00 <faux> FaT TaYLoR
03:00 <faux> Lmaoooo 
03:00 <faux> That still cracks me up
03:00 <faux> So mean
03:00 <couleurs> I'm Sorry.
05:00 <amelia> AAHAHAAHAHHA
05:00 <amelia> Who's the mean one, him for saying it or us for repeating it 484775335 times and losing out shit every time say it again haha
05:00 <faux> LOL
05:00 <faux> All of the above 
06:00 <amelia> bwahahaha
06:00 <faux> Omg couleurs actually said the funniest thing yesterday 
06:00 <faux> I choked so hard
06:00 <faux> I meed to find
06:00 <Dugnuts> he posted that link to the blue my dog thing\
06:00 <Dugnuts> i laughed my fucking ass off
06:00 <Dugnuts> funniest thing ive seen in ages
06:00 <fawks> LMAO
06:00 <fawks> <@couleurs> did u guys c that spy movie with melissa fatcarty it wasn't even funny, just maybe 5 mins of it i give it a 2 out of 5 cabbage patch dolls 
06:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
06:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA yah seen that
06:00 <Dugnuts> k
07:00 <amelia> his reviews are spot on
07:00 <couleurs> i printed out that dog thing
07:00 <couleurs> going to frame it
07:00 <fawks> [21:23] <@couleurs> oh yeah i saw pitch perfect, that was funnier than spy
07:00 <fawks> [21:24] <@couleurs> it's like glee but a bit less gay and that 30 year old bitch nose all the nerds worship didn't even see breakfast club 3 out of 5 nerds
07:00 <fawks> [21:26] <amelia> can you pls provide a review on rebel wilsona performance
07:00 <fawks> [21:26] <amelia> i am most interested
07:00 <fawks> [21:26] <@couleurs> fat
07:00 <fawks> [21:27] <@couleurs> and tru blu ozzie
08:00 <fawks> fave
08:00 <fawks> but soz i love rebel wilson gtfo
08:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
08:00 <fawks> 30 year old bitch nose
08:00 <fawks> lllllllllllllllllllllllllllol
08:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahahahahaha such a dick hole
08:00 <Clarkson> The new hardcore history podcast is out.  Fuck you weird cunts right off once it's downloaded.
09:00 <amelia> the other one that makes me giggle is under and his english
09:00 <couleurs> rebel wilsona
09:00 <faux> I dont talk to him enough to find him fun y
09:00 <couleurs> rebel wilsonabichhhh
09:00 <amelia> vigina
09:00 <faux> lmao
10:00 <faux> ViGiNa
10:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
10:00 <couleurs> bona betit
10:00 <faux> he seems like thr type f guy who would date a girl in jeggings ans hoop earrings
10:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA
10:00 <faux> Obv why he loves u so much
10:00 <faux> Lololaololeozz
10:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahahhahaa fuck off mole you rhe one rockin about in flower jeggings
11:00 <faux> LMAO
11:00 <amelia> bitch i cant hear you over dem loud jeggings
11:00 <faux> And gel shoes
11:00 <faux> yum.
11:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
11:00 <amelia> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhaahahaah
11:00 <couleurs> huh am i in #girlchat again
11:00 <Dugnuts> new big bang is pretty funny
11:00 <amelia> what should i wear with these?
11:00 <amelia> Nothing.
11:00 <faux> i had a pair of them when i was like 12 not even gonna lie
11:00 <faux> Wore them on the beach
11:00 <faux> They were clear
11:00 <couleurs> Brazinga!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:00 <faux> With sparkles
11:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
11:00 <amelia> you little dork
11:00 <faux> LOL @ NOTHING
11:00 <amelia> i had those light up shoes
11:00 <faux> Shut up bitch u wore clogs
12:00 <amelia> MY MAMA MADE ME
12:00 <amelia> FUCK
12:00 <faux> I had clogs too 
12:00 <amelia> we were so dutch
12:00 <faux> They were memfave cos tey made noise
12:00 <faux> And they were yelow
12:00 <TheRiddler> I'm pretty sure jeggings n hoop earings is all girls wear in italy now days
12:00 <faux> Omg lght up shoes were the besf
12:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 8yellow
12:00 <amelia> mine were jus black at least
12:00 <faux> Fuck u
12:00 <TheRiddler> I never once had light up shoes
13:00 <amelia> i remmeber mama had me in a nice dress lookin all pretty wif ma clogs on
13:00 <TheRiddler> or pump shoes
13:00 <amelia> for easter cos we goin out
13:00 <TheRiddler> or such
13:00 <faux> Lmao
13:00 <amelia> I went outside and played on tje gokart eif my bros
13:00 <amelia> kicked ma clogs off and ended up rolling the go kart and ripped all my dress
13:00 <amelia> forgot my clogs and went home a mess
13:00 <TheRiddler> it was either plain addias or converse shoes
13:00 <amelia> i got fuckin busted
13:00 <Dugnuts> ... are you princess peach?
14:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHA
14:00 <faux> Lmao
14:00 <Picard> hrrmmmm well this hasnt changed i a couple of weeks
14:00 <faux> DId u ever hve those trackies with clips on the side
14:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
14:00 <amelia> YES
14:00 <amelia> ADIDAS
14:00 <faux> Fuk ye
14:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
14:00 <amelia> I begged mama to get me some so i could be cool
14:00 <Dugnuts> you know whats crazy
14:00 <faux> The boys sed to roll one leg up and clip em
15:00 <Dugnuts> i had stripper trackies at 16
15:00 <amelia> i took em on camp wif me and got ma first kiss
15:00 <Serenity> snap.pantsss
15:00 <amelia> it as def the pants
15:00 <Dugnuts> they had buttons along the edges
15:00 <amelia> was*
15:00 <Dugnuts> they were awse
15:00 <faux> And the girls would unclip a few clips down the bottom
15:00 <Dugnuts> awww
15:00 <faux> Lmaooo meelies
15:00 <faux> Cute
15:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
15:00 <amelia> he was asian
15:00 <amelia> was prob xm
15:00 <faux> Omg was it xm
15:00 <faux> LOL
15:00 <faux> Yesss
15:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahaahahahha
15:00 <Dugnuts> i got my first kiss from a girl from another town coz of my stripper trackies with the buttons
15:00 <faux> Cos hes the only asian we know
15:00 <Dugnuts> she was from exmouth
16:00 <Dugnuts> a blonde beach babe
16:00 <Dugnuts> at least thats what i thougth of her at 17
16:00 <amelia> ahahahaahahha
16:00 <faux> Mine was me boyfie he was shorter than me
16:00 <amelia> aw 17
16:00 <Serenity> they were called snap pants you delinquent
16:00 <faux> I wasso not shallow
16:00 <Dugnuts> not my first kiss
16:00 <faux> I would never date a shortee guy now
16:00 <TheRiddler> actually my only pair of converse shoes had gel insoles
16:00 <Picard> wtf are snap pants
16:00 <Dugnuts> my first kiss from a girl outside of town :P
16:00 <TheRiddler> and were white
16:00 <Dugnuts> how tall are you faux?
17:00 <faux> 5 1
17:00 <Serenity> learn to follow the convo im not a dictionary
17:00 <Dugnuts> holy moly
17:00 <faux> he was like 4cm
17:00 <Dugnuts> so a guy has to be REALLY short to be shortee to you
17:00 <faux> everyone thought he was my lil bro
17:00 <faux> Lmao
17:00 <Dugnuts> hahahahhaha
17:00 <Dugnuts> yeah you cant live with that
17:00 <amelia> ahahahahaa
17:00 <Dugnuts> what people think is what really matters
17:00 <Picard> get fucked
17:00 <faux> We dated for over a year
17:00 <faux> Was 13
17:00 <Dugnuts> oh
17:00 <Dugnuts> well
17:00 <amelia> how old was you
17:00 <Dugnuts> i take it back
17:00 <Dugnuts> ahhhh
17:00 <Dugnuts> at that age
17:00 <Dugnuts> girls are always taller
17:00 <faux> He gave me 14 roses on my 14th birthday 
18:00 <Dugnuts> awwww
18:00 <faux> And fingered me at the movies 
18:00 <faux>  <3
18:00 <Dugnuts> what a sweetheart
18:00 <faux> True luv
18:00 <Dugnuts> and i dont take that back
18:00 <amelia> jeezus
18:00 <faux> lmaoooooo
18:00 <Dugnuts> come on
18:00 <Picard> lol faux
18:00 <Dugnuts> i grew up in a town without movies
18:00 <Picard> u mean fisted
18:00 <amelia> finger banged at da moooveeeeZ
18:00 <faux> fuck off fat head
18:00 <Serenity> lollll
18:00 <Dugnuts> my first fingering of a girl was under a blanket in her loungeroom
18:00 <Dugnuts> that was our version of the movies
18:00 <amelia> JEEZUS
18:00 <Picard> any more then 4 fingers makes a fist
18:00 <faux> did u give her a wet wily afterwards
19:00 <faux> lmaoooo
19:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
19:00 <Dugnuts> no
19:00 <faux> I crack myself up
19:00 <Dugnuts> i got nothing
19:00 <Serenity> .
19:00 <faux> Og
19:00 <Dugnuts> she seemed to enjoy herself tho
19:00 <faux> He missed my.joke
19:00 <faux> :'(
19:00 <faux> Lmao
19:00 <Serenity> hahahah
19:00 <couleurs> i kissed a girl and liked it then i found out she had a twin sister so i kissed her too
19:00 <Serenity> i feel so nervous when dug speaks
19:00 <faux> couleurs is badass
19:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
19:00 <faux> You have to ezplain everything to him
19:00 <faux> Lol
19:00 <Dugnuts> chill out Serenity
20:00 <Serenity> .
21:00 <Dugnuts> i boop ur noes
21:00 <Dugnuts> MWAHAHAHAHHA
21:00 <Dugnuts> i mean
21:00 <Dugnuts> *boop*
22:00 <Dugnuts> ignore my inner voice pls k thx
22:00 <amelia> do you want to die
22:00 <Dugnuts> not particularly
22:00 <Dugnuts> we all will at some point tho
22:00 <amelia> you are so literal
22:00 <Dugnuts> hopefully in a hilarious position a family party
23:00 <Dugnuts> ahh, i just like to ruin your jokes
23:00 <Dugnuts> :P
23:00 <amelia> i will ruin your face
23:00 <Dugnuts> bring it
24:00 <Dugnuts> ima dance like a butterfly
24:00 <Dugnuts> sting like an automatic stinging machine
24:00 <amelia> STiNG LiKe a Bee
24:00 <Dugnuts> laaaame
25:00 <Dugnuts> automatic stinging machine trumps bee
25:00 <Dugnuts> 120%
25:00 <amelia> False.
25:00 <Dugnuts> negatory
25:00 <amelia> no such thang as automatic stinging machine
25:00 <amelia> Question!
25:00 <Dugnuts> you wish
25:00 <amelia> why do you suck
25:00 <Dugnuts> i has one right here
25:00 <Dugnuts> why are you so wrong
25:00 <Dugnuts> answer
25:00 <Dugnuts> COZ
25:00 <amelia> ahahahah
25:00 <couleurs> i remembered that joke i saw on twitter you guys...
26:00 <amelia> lemme guess
26:00 <amelia> issit about Blueing your dog
26:00 <couleurs> no
27:00 <Serenity> http://www.imgur.com/y0F6cb9.jpeg
27:00 <Serenity> guess which one dug is
27:00 <couleurs> but close
28:00 <Dugnuts> im firefox
28:00 <Dugnuts> i didnt read it
28:00 <Dugnuts> but im always firefox
28:00 <couleurs> a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it's a shitzu. 
28:00 <DoucheBaggins> 10:31 These are the sons of Shem, after their families, after their
28:00 <DoucheBaggins> tongues, in their lands, after their nations.
28:00 <Serenity> yeah you arent
28:00 <Dugnuts> i totes am
29:00 <Serenity> nope
29:00 <Dugnuts> mhmm
29:00 <Dugnuts> oh DoucheBaggins, regale us with more literature of the saviour
29:00 <Dugnuts> Serenity in particular wants to hear more
29:00 <Dugnuts> she let slip she was wavering
30:00 <Serenity> there goes dug being ie again
30:00 <Dugnuts> you wish jellyfish
30:00 <faux> Wb doodle
30:00 <Doodle> ty lovely
30:00 <Dugnuts> i dont know why you want guys to be full of holes
30:00 <Doodle> whoah
30:00 <Dugnuts> but dont go taking it out on me
30:00 <Senpai> https://www.facebook.com/SpeedSociety/videos/1240604509290182/
30:00 <Doodle> so she can fingerbang them obv
30:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
31:00 <faux> Lolllll couleurs 
31:00 <Dugnuts> heh
31:00 <Doodle> ehehe hippohonda
31:00 <couleurs> told u
34:00 <couleurs> imagine if bryan adams toured with ryan adams... talk about confusing!!! #owned
35:00 <Doodle> #yoloetc
35:00 <Doodle> #kony
35:00 <faux> Lmao
36:00 <faux> Oo 
36:00 <faux> Water on mars
37:00 <faux> Lets move there
37:00 <Doodle> i said that today lol
37:00 <Doodle> brb packing
37:00 <faux> Haha
37:00 <Doodle> imagine the tan i'd get
37:00 <faux> we can populate it pls
37:00 <Doodle> haha
37:00 <Doodle> you'd have to have sex with me
37:00 <faux> At least theyd be good looking and smart
37:00 <thestig> snart*
37:00 <faux> And if one turns out retarded we'd throw it off
37:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <faux> Lol snart
37:00 <Doodle> not from my genes
37:00 <Doodle> oh 
37:00 <faux> Well obv 
37:00 <faux> Lol jk
38:00 <faux> Ily
38:00 <Doodle> the retard would be a throwback from ym genes
38:00 <Doodle> *my
38:00 <faux> Lol
38:00 <faux> Slack
38:00 <Doodle> why does cars n coffee have to be on so early
38:00 <faux> What
39:00 <Doodle> theyre like local car meets sponsored by shannons
39:00 <Doodle> rock up with your car, get coffee
39:00 <faux> who is shannon
39:00 <Doodle> talk to ppl
39:00 <Doodle> lol shannons insurance
39:00 <faux> Oh
39:00 <faux> Lol
39:00 <Doodle> but 7:30am sunday
39:00 <Doodle> fkoff m8
39:00 <faux> Why are insurance companies named after women
39:00 <faux> Aami
39:00 <faux> Shannon
39:00 <faux> Thays all i know
39:00 <Doodle> so men will insure with them
39:00 <faux> lmao
39:00 <faux> prob
40:00 <couleurs> unsee u their bro
40:00 <faux> Hehehehehehehehehehee
40:00 <Doodle> hehe
40:00 <Doodle> my old boss will be there
40:00 <Doodle> i havent seen him in yrs
40:00 <Doodle> ears n ears
40:00 <couleurs> run him ova
40:00 <Doodle> nah he is too fat
41:00 <Doodle> dint me car m8
41:00 <couleurs> rent a humma
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <faux> Run him over
41:00 <faux> Accidentally ofc
41:00 <faux> or nt
41:00 <Doodle> the only hummer to rent in this town is 25m long
41:00 <Doodle> and usually full of chicks on a hens night
41:00 <couleurs> i'm in
41:00 <Doodle> i dont want to run him over lol
41:00 <Doodle> he's a top bloke
41:00 <Serenity> theres like 50 of the fucking things here
42:00 <couleurs> Boo, You Whore.
42:00 <Doodle> theyre called hummers cos the owners give great head
42:00 <amelia> the ugly fuckin pink ones
42:00 <Doodle> sup dirty gertie
42:00 <amelia> why halo der Wang Bang Ding Dong
43:00 <Doodle> hhueheuheu
43:00 <Doodle> ehhueue
43:00 <Doodle> etc
43:00 <amelia> ahuahahHhHuahaUahahaUhahaHauahaH
43:00 <couleurs> <Doodle> np: Smashning Poumpkens - Humma.mp3
43:00 <Doodle> poumpkens!
43:00 <doctor> anyone else here love those coles ads, especially the jingle?
43:00 <amelia> definitely not
43:00 <Doodle> luvs me some poumpkens oop
44:00 <doctor> every time i hear or see one of their ads i just want to go out and spend all my money there
44:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon is wif people and pumpkin soup tonight
44:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf98kqzAEHw
44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Smashing Pumpkins - Hummer (HQ) Views: 25,079 Uploader: SL-3200 Uploaded: Jul 6, 2014 Duration: 6m58s Rating: 5.00
44:00 <couleurs> gr8 sang gr8 album #90z
44:00 <doctor> it's like.. the best... ads.... EVER!
44:00 <Doodle> @mp3 MC Hammer - Here Comes The Hammer.mp3 (6.23MB 192kbps Stereo 4:32)
44:00 <Doodle> in me hammer h3
45:00 <doctor> devils music
45:00 <Doodle> join us
45:00 <doctor> i am the devil
45:00 <doctor> doctor devil
45:00 <Doodle> phd
45:00 <Doodle> frcs etc
45:00 <doctor> dont forget sir
45:00 <faux> 2wm
45:00 <faux> Oops
46:00 <faux> typed me psswword inhere
46:00 <faux> WhOoPsz
46:00 <doctor> 1/chanop kill faux 2wm
46:00 <doctor> didnt wurk
46:00 <Doodle> 2wmnscissoring
47:00 <Serenity> Hot
47:00 <doctor> scissoringchickenskin
47:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <Doodle> bonerkill
47:00 <faux> LOL
47:00 <faux> Lmao
47:00 <faux> I love doctor
47:00 <doctor> ::P
47:00 <faux> i woukd hang him in a frame
47:00 <faux> On me bedroom wall
48:00 <amelia> creepy
48:00 <Doodle> i would turn his picture to the wall while i bang you
48:00 <faux> Maybe feed him ocxasionally
48:00 <faux> Oh
48:00 <faux> hot
48:00 <faux> Y cant e watch 
48:00 <doctor> I'll send you a lovely portrait of myself I painted with my own bodily fluids and cat hair
48:00 <amelia> JEEZUS
48:00 <faux> S rude
48:00 <Doodle> cos weird guy
48:00 <faux> Lmao doctor
48:00 <Doodle> i dont even have sheets anymore
48:00 <faux> What
48:00 <Doodle> theyre just jizz and cat hair
48:00 <faux> Ew
48:00 <faux> Ph
48:00 <Doodle> matted together
49:00 <faux> .
49:00 <doctor> lol
49:00 <faux> Yuck :(
49:00 <faux> bye
49:00 <Doodle> haha i'm joking obv
49:00 <Doodle> uno how anal i am
49:00 <Dugnuts> ooh anal
49:00 <Doodle> gtfo
50:00 <couleurs> uno anal ages 18 and up
50:00 <Doodle> lol
50:00 <Doodle> ages 18 and uuuUUUP
50:00 <Serenity> .
50:00 <Doodle> pls stop
50:00 <Serenity> pls
50:00 <Doodle> i will call the internet police
51:00 <Serenity> weewooweewoo
51:00 <amelia> i drank too much water
51:00 <amelia> tummy making oddest sounds
51:00 <Doodle> have a slah
51:00 <Doodle> s
51:00 <amelia> LiKe Da oCeaN
51:00 <amelia> wots a slash
51:00 <Doodle> like Maurice with her legs apart
51:00 <Doodle> you can hear the ocean
51:00 <Serenity> a pee
51:00 <amelia> ohhh
52:00 <Doodle> and the odd prawn trawler
52:00 <Serenity> loool
52:00 <Doodle> ding dinggg
52:00 <amelia> flamin hexagon
52:00 <Doodle> ailsatian
53:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/BwokgguGuZM
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: mydick.mov Views: 673,030 Uploader: Rufus Paisley Uploaded: Sep 27, 2015 Duration: 3m5s Rating: 4.85
54:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
54:00 <grem> mm zappos
55:00 <amelia> mmmm
55:00 <amelia> pineapple ones
55:00 <couleurs> some really good rhymes there, dat's ma jam
56:00 <Doodle> yeee
56:00 <couleurs> my dick rumble in the jungle, your dick got touched by your uncle
56:00 <couleurs> OWNED!!!!!!!!!!
59:00 <amelia> your dick look like McCauley Culkin
59:00 <Dugnuts> wjat
59:00 <Dugnuts> how
59:00 <Dugnuts> seriously
59:00 <doctor> love talking about dicks
59:00 <couleurs> Kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
59:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <amelia> when da mum finally realise she a shit mama
00:00 <amelia> on da plane
00:00 <Clarkson> what the hell is non-IRC'ish
00:00 <amelia> and left her kid
00:00 <Doodle> ooo clraky is here
00:00 <Doodle> er
00:00 <Doodle> clarky
00:00 <Clarkson> I'd replace that screen and flip that shit for MAD PROFITZ YO
00:00 <Doodle> yeeeeeeee
00:00 <amelia> KEVIN!!!!!!
01:00 <DoucheBaggins> 6:17 And, behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of waters upon the
01:00 <DoucheBaggins> earth, to destroy all flesh, wherein is the breath of life, from under
01:00 <DoucheBaggins> heaven; and every thing that is in the earth shall die.
01:00 <DoucheBaggins> brb
01:00 <Doodle> fuck
01:00 <Doodle> off
01:00 <Doodle> and
01:00 <Doodle> die
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <Dugnuts> DoucheBaggins
02:00 <xm> lmao who is that clown
02:00 <Dugnuts> have you been telling serenity about this stuff
02:00 <Dugnuts> i mean
02:00 <Dugnuts> you have been slow as fuck
03:00 <Dugnuts> i already converted to islam in teh time it took you to post another bs quote
03:00 <simba> Dugnuts go practice ur falco
03:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
03:00 <Dugnuts> listen simba
03:00 <Dugnuts> unless you play marth
03:00 <Dugnuts> i will kick ur ass
04:00 <Dugnuts> and even then
04:00 <simba> i could do it with game n watch
04:00 <Dugnuts> its 50/50
04:00 <Dugnuts> hahahahaha
04:00 <Dugnuts> no
04:00 <Dugnuts> too slow
04:00 <simba> ez
04:00 <Dugnuts> you wish bish
06:00 <Serenity> dude just stop
06:00 <couleurs> have you guys tried that green coca-cola and does it taste like leaves?
07:00 <simba> coca cola is satanic
08:00 <Serenity> i have colours
08:00 <Serenity> it tastes like shit tbh but then i dont like coke really
09:00 <couleurs> knew it!!!!!!!
09:00 <Dugnuts> i havent had it
09:00 <couleurs> only the normal 1 is good
09:00 <Dugnuts> has anyone else tried?
09:00 <Dugnuts> i have coke zero myself
09:00 <psylent> stevia is worse for you than sugar. 
09:00 <couleurs> agreed.
09:00 <Serenity> im not a huge soft drink drinker
09:00 <amelia> stevia and natvia have the same shit in like coke zero
10:00 <Clarkson> you're dead you cunt
10:00 <faux> lnao
10:00 <faux> lmao
10:00 <amelia> WOAH
10:00 <faux> clarky is angry
10:00 <Clarkson> if u shit on my cock il cut ya bro
10:00 <faux> .
10:00 <Dugnuts> mmmm
10:00 <faux> lordy
10:00 <amelia> jeezus
10:00 <Dugnuts> phenylanine
10:00 <Dugnuts> good shit
10:00 <Dugnuts> doesnt suck calcium from your bones
10:00 <couleurs> cherry coke was the worst 
10:00 <faux> i love the smell of mandarin skins
10:00 <Dugnuts> oh dammit fau
10:00 <faux> I want a mandarin candle
10:00 <Dugnuts> faux
10:00 <Dugnuts> gimme
10:00 <faux> no get ur owncpls
11:00 <Dugnuts> i just want 20 from your 89
11:00 <amelia> i didnt mind the vanilla coke
11:00 <Dugnuts> i'll give you... a delicious home cooked roast chicken dinner
11:00 <faux> Nothx
11:00 <Dugnuts> all the trimmings
11:00 <Doodle> looool clarky
11:00 <Dugnuts> in exchange
11:00 <Clarkson> and all that shit
12:00 <Serenity> i might have a poo and go on the treadmill
12:00 <amelia> i WaNT a MaNDaRiN CaNDLe
12:00 <Dugnuts> sticky
12:00 <couleurs> Clarkson is madder than Picard on a hot summer's day without a hat and sunscreen!!!!!!!!
12:00 <Clarkson> or are you talking shit
12:00 <faux> Lollll
12:00 <couleurs> c wot i meen
12:00 <faux> Have a poo
13:00 <amsy> lol
13:00 <faux> For like dinner
13:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
13:00 <Serenity> yes im gonna eat poo.
13:00 <faux> WHO SAYS HAVE A POO
13:00 <faux> Do a poo ok tysm
13:00 <couleurs> hi amsy :z
13:00 <Serenity> what
13:00 <Serenity> no
13:00 <Dugnuts> what
13:00 <Dugnuts> wtf
13:00 <Dugnuts> who said eat poo
13:00 <Dugnuts> jebus
13:00 <faux> omg
13:00 <faux> Ur so slow
13:00 <Dugnuts> dont be cray
13:00 <faux> Lol
13:00 <Serenity> omg dug please shut up
13:00 <Dugnuts> DONT BE CRAZY
13:00 <faux> lollllllll
13:00 <Dugnuts> no u
14:00 <Dugnuts> you and your poo talk
14:00 <Serenity> i actually want to kill you
14:00 <Dugnuts> bring it
14:00 <amsy> hi cc :v
14:00 <amelia> i love how fullstops are added to basically say "you're an idiot"
14:00 <faux> Wanna roundhouse kick him in the temple
14:00 <Serenity> id kill your face off
14:00 <Serenity> and wipe with it
14:00 <faux> lmao meelies
14:00 <Dugnuts> i'll scanpan you beetch
14:00 <amelia> yes im gonna eat poo.
14:00 <faux> looo
14:00 <faux> L
14:00 <Serenity> he thinks im kiddinh
14:00 <Serenity> this is making it worse
15:00 <Dugnuts> wah wah wah
15:00 <faux> Someone fid me a mandarin scenteed candle online plstysm
15:00 <Dugnuts> dammit faux
15:00 <amelia> Serenity & Dugnuts are like brother and sister
15:00 <Dugnuts> i want mandarins
15:00 <Dugnuts> stop being a tease
15:00 <faux> Go get some
15:00 <Serenity> no amelia
15:00 <faux> Gosh
15:00 <Serenity> no.
15:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
15:00 <Dugnuts> omg
15:00 <amelia> no.
15:00 <faux> No aMeLia
16:00 <amelia> ahahahahaahahhahaha
16:00 <Dugnuts> heh
16:00 <amelia> see my fullstop theory
16:00 <Dugnuts> come on
16:00 <couleurs> yeh stop talken mandarin 2 me i don't understand u LOL!!!!!!!!
16:00 <TheRiddler> damn
16:00 <Dugnuts> everyone knows random caps mean you are a beautiful lady
16:00 <amelia> its true
16:00 <TheRiddler> couldn't capture the clip
16:00 <faux> Lmao couleurs 
16:00 <faux> CuM
16:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha\
16:00 <amelia> CuMQuaT
16:00 <Dugnuts> eat it
16:00 <Doodle> :/
17:00 <amsy> i want clementines :'(
17:00 <faux> cirCuMference
17:00 <Doodle> in ur butt
17:00 <amelia> well amsy that is very fancy
17:00 <faux> Lmao
17:00 <amsy> theyre in the shops already but i bet they taste like shit still
17:00 <faux> wtf is a Clementine 
17:00 <faux> :'*
17:00 <TheRiddler> playing mad max and I shot the guy out of the vehicle and it had 1/4 health left
17:00 <faux> :'(
17:00 <amelia> a fancy rich english girl
17:00 <Doodle> its a vagina made of pastry
17:00 <faux> Cool thx 4 teh update 
17:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
17:00 <TheRiddler> then 2 cars come along and 1 decides to self destruct
17:00 <faux> Oh ye
17:00 <faux> AND DEN
17:00 <amelia> its better than his diarrhea updates
17:00 <Dugnuts> nobody wants clementines
17:00 <Doodle> NO AND DEN
18:00 <Dugnuts> imperial or gfto
18:00 <TheRiddler> and a peice hit the low health car and blew it up
18:00 <faux> oh ok
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <amelia> hahaha
18:00 <amelia> cutr
18:00 <Dugnuts> clementines have the thick peel
18:00 <amsy> we get clementines here ok
18:00 <amsy> not mandarins
18:00 <Dugnuts> and are bitter as fuck
18:00 <Dugnuts> they are gross
18:00 <amelia> like when my bro used to tell me about all the different fuckin pokemons
18:00 <amsy> dugnuts doesnt know what hes talking about as per usual
18:00 <TheRiddler> for a sec I thought you were talking walking dead
18:00 <Dugnuts> I wanna be the very best
18:00 <Dugnuts> you wish amsy
18:00 <Dugnuts> mandarins
19:00 <amsy> no i know
19:00 <Dugnuts> are my area of expertise
19:00 <Dugnuts> clementines suck the big one
19:00 <TheRiddler> clementine is the main character of the games
19:00 <Dugnuts> if you believe otherwise
19:00 <Dugnuts> you havent had a good mandarin
19:00 <amsy> theyre not bitter here though
19:00 <Doodle> pls stop saying clementine
19:00 <amelia> and dis one shoots water and dis ne evolves into raichu and dis one has flying ability and dis one is rare and dis one omgosh i show you dis one
19:00 <Dugnuts> whatevs
19:00 <faux> are they the same as mandarins
19:00 <amsy> theyre very juicy and sweet
19:00 <Dugnuts> bull
19:00 <Dugnuts> shit
19:00 <Dugnuts> they suck
19:00 <faux> .
19:00 <Dugnuts> imperial mandarins
19:00 <amsy> lol 
19:00 <Dugnuts> big ones
19:00 <amsy> stop typing
19:00 <Doodle> who gives a shit
19:00 <Dugnuts> with the loose peel
19:00 <Dugnuts> are hte best
19:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
19:00 <Dugnuts> do it amsy
20:00 <amsy> lollll
20:00 <faux> lmaoo bb i was just typing stop typing for 5 mins
20:00 <Dugnuts> you and your backwards ideas about mandarins
20:00 <amsy> lmao
20:00 <Dugnuts> keep laughing
20:00 <amsy> i never said mandarins are shit though
20:00 <Dugnuts> you have learned to love crap ones
20:00 <Clarkson> no fuck you
20:00 <faux> Why are u so defensive aboutmandarins
20:00 <Dugnuts> yeah Clarkson
20:00 <faux> Calm down
20:00 <Clarkson> christ son, if i was 17 i wouldn't be on here talking shit about mi goreng
20:00 <Doodle> loool
20:00 <amsy> its weird
20:00 <Dugnuts> hahah
20:00 <Dugnuts> not defensive
20:00 <faux> Legit fighting amsy
20:00 <TheRiddler> his mother grew mandarins
20:00 <Dugnuts> they are just my fave
21:00 <amsy> lol
21:00 <faux> like hes furiouslt typing
21:00 <TheRiddler> before she died
21:00 <couleurs> mi goreng 2 make some me going
21:00 <amsy> lollololol
21:00 <Dugnuts> if im paying attention
21:00 <Dugnuts> its all furious typing
21:00 <Dugnuts> the chat here moves 100 mph
21:00 <Picard> 36° fucking here saturday
21:00 <TheRiddler> defender him against the pirates
21:00 <TheRiddler> *defending
21:00 <amsy> full never said mandarins are shit, just that we get clementines here and theyre nice
21:00 <amsy> goes mental
21:00 <Picard> fuck it get better 38,39 and 35 
21:00 <Doodle> lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> amsy would get the reference
22:00 <Dugnuts> and i just said clementines suck
22:00 <Dugnuts> :P
22:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:00 <couleurs> :P
22:00 <amelia> thanks for your input Picard now fuck off
22:00 <TheRiddler> d:
22:00 <Doodle> (_()XXXXD~~~
22:00 <Doodle> oh
22:00 <Doodle> one ball is deflated
22:00 <amsy> lol love me sum straw hat pirates ashy
22:00 <Doodle> :/
22:00 <Picard> amelia you whore shouldnt you be at work
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <amelia> aMeLia You WHoRw SHouLDNT You Be aT WoRK
23:00 <couleurs> Thanks For The Weather Update Where Nobody Lives, Picard.
23:00 <Doodle> haha
23:00 <amsy> its still summer here
23:00 <amsy> pretty crazy
23:00 <TheRiddler> picard is calling for the nurse
23:00 <TheRiddler> at the home
23:00 <faux> picard dont be rude THiS iS YouR FiNaL WaRNiNG
23:00 <Picard> lol faux
23:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
24:00 <amelia> i gave doodle final warning last night
24:00 <Picard> amelia needs to crawl back i her hole
24:00 <faux> Did he OBeY You
24:00 <Doodle> up yours 
24:00 <amelia> he musta been a cword
24:00 <Dugnuts> HAHAHAHHAHAHA
24:00 <Dugnuts> omg
24:00 <Dugnuts> new big bang theory
24:00 <Dugnuts> hilarious
24:00 <amsy> lol
24:00 <faux> Picard. Enough. Assimilate or Gtfo.
24:00 <Maurice> You've been watching that for at least 2 hours now
24:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahhahhaha
24:00 <amsy> of course you would think so
24:00 <Doodle> uP YoUrS MvIiI
24:00 <TheRiddler> you make me look more tolerable Dugnuts
25:00 <faux> Big bang is gayer than elton john in leather pants
25:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon is Mvlil
25:00 <Doodle> its mviii
25:00 <TheRiddler> with my tv show/ movie banter
25:00 <Dugnuts> SOOOO
25:00 <Dugnuts> everyone
25:00 <TheRiddler> random*
25:00 <Dugnuts> EVERYONE
25:00 <Dugnuts> what do we think about trump running for president
25:00 <Dugnuts> go
25:00 <faux> banning u in 5 mins
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <Maurice> Make it 3
25:00 <TheRiddler> he's not running for president
25:00 <TheRiddler> now shush
26:00 <faux> shush
26:00 <couleurs> Brazinga!!!!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <Picard> Dugnuts he will be better then the muslim terrorist supporting scum they have now
26:00 <Dugnuts> haha
26:00 <faux> SHuSH
26:00 <amelia> ahahaa aww poor duggeh
26:00 <Doodle> hush child
26:00 <faux> Dont diss muslims
26:00 <faux> My hijab will get offended
26:00 <Doodle> they will blo u up m8
26:00 <faux> and choke me in my sleep
26:00 <amsy> lmao
26:00 <amsy> PICARD 
26:00 <Maurice> Those muslim kids blow up so fast these days
26:00 <faux> su
26:00 <faux> X
26:00 <Doodle> loooool
26:00 <amsy> would you vote for trump?
26:00 <Picard> im not dissing muslims, some are great
26:00 <faux> Hi amsy Hun
26:00 <amsy> in all seriousness
26:00 <faux> good
27:00 <faux> I would just so i could call him trumpet
27:00 <Picard> like the 300 dead cunts who got crushed at mecca
27:00 <faux> im easily amused
27:00 <Clarkson> i wan tu fuk lontiiim  hao mut u pay fo estra tiime? onli fi dolla estra
27:00 <Doodle> i only like muslims who stay in muslimia
27:00 <faux> Ok clarkson
27:00 <Clarkson> If only i had that much sex
27:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
27:00 <Picard> amsy yes i wouldnt, why not?
27:00 <Dugnuts> muslimia
27:00 <Dugnuts> i love it
27:00 <amelia> he appears to be a ranga and i would therefore refuse to vote for him
27:00 <Picard> lol dool
27:00 <Picard> Doodle
27:00 <faux> Dool
27:00 <faux> i slam u slam we all slam for islam!!@@!@
27:00 <Doodle> there is only Dool
28:00 <amsy> lol hes a joke
28:00 <faux> Lmao dool i imahine him saying itnlike fenga papit
28:00 <Doodle> lmaooooooooo
28:00 <Doodle> fenga dool
28:00 <faux> HUR HUR DOOL
28:00 <Picard> he is a smart business man
28:00 <faux> Lmao
28:00 <Doodle> why is it so fucking cold
28:00 <faux> Cos u live in Iceland 
28:00 <Doodle> 6 degrees
29:00 <faux> Yum gimme
29:00 <Doodle> y u do dis
29:00 <amsy> is there a way to disable pm's?
29:00 <Picard> Doodle i thought it was just me cause i got home from phuket this morning
29:00 <faux> It was 20 here at 7pm
29:00 <Doodle> how are the ladybois
29:00 <Picard> feet are freezing
29:00 <Picard> awesome Doodle they give great gead
29:00 <Doodle> you call your feet ladybois?
29:00 <faux> 18 rn at 10:30
29:00 <Dugnuts> heh
29:00 <Doodle> oh
29:00 <amelia> thanks for your twitter update Picard now fuck off
29:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
29:00 <Dugnuts> you guys
29:00 <Picard> and i get to play with their boobs
29:00 <faux> great gead
29:00 <Dugnuts> you are all the best
29:00 <Picard> head**
29:00 <Doodle> luvs me a geadjob
29:00 <Dugnuts> mmm geadjob
29:00 <faux> THUK MI DOOL
30:00 <Doodle> its almost a headjob
30:00 <Doodle> lmao
30:00 <Dugnuts> its only one letter away
30:00 <Dugnuts> has to be good right
30:00 <Picard> amelia please hush and never speak to me,about me ever again. i will only ask once
30:00 <faux> thanks skirmish
30:00 <Doodle> indeed
30:00 <Doodle> amelia talk to me instead
30:00 <Doodle> hi
30:00 <faux> hi andy syd
30:00 <amelia> 13shut your fat pink face
30:00 <faux> Welcome to jungle 
30:00 <amelia> hai doodles
30:00 <Doodle> oh
30:00 <Dugnuts> it gets worse here every day
31:00 <faux> theres the door
31:00 <faux> ^
31:00 <faux> --->
31:00 <Doodle> lol its a song
31:00 <amelia> CoRNeLius
31:00 <faux> FuDGe
31:00 <Dugnuts> you guys
31:00 <Dugnuts> jebus
31:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Guns N' Roses - Welcome to the Jungle.mp3 (4.18MB 128kbps Stereo 4:33)
31:00 <Doodle> GERTIE
31:00 <amsy> nachos nachos nachos
31:00 <Dugnuts> JEEEEEBUS
31:00 <Doodle> likes it DIRTY
31:00 <amsy> lol remember the hair dye called fudge
31:00 <faux> If u say you guys one more time im gonna stab u inthe neck
31:00 <amsy> does it still exist
31:00 <Doodle> yup
31:00 <Doodle> i used it
31:00 <couleurs> imagine Dugnuts and Skirmish getting into an argument over mandarins vs clementines... it would last all day
31:00 <Doodle> mr greenjeans
32:00 <faux> On ur pubes
32:00 <amelia> ahahahahaahha
32:00 <Doodle> no on me head m8
32:00 <amsy> lmao
32:00 <Dugnuts> ok
32:00 <Doodle> it turned blue anyway
32:00 <Dugnuts> well this is a little less controversial
33:00 <Dugnuts> what does everyone think about the new evidence that flowing water created the landscapes on mars?
33:00 <faux> Ha ha ha. Clementines have thicker skin? You are an idiot, Dugnuts. I follow The Tastless Gentlemen on Facebook. We laugh at everything. 
33:00 <Dugnuts> the evidence is pretty concrete
33:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
33:00 <Doodle> its not water
33:00 <Dugnuts> go on
33:00 <Doodle> its piss
33:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
33:00 <faux> Alien piss
33:00 <Dugnuts> so
33:00 <Doodle> no
33:00 <Dugnuts> giants pissed
33:00 <amelia> faux
34:00 <Doodle> its just mars pissing
34:00 <Dugnuts> and created the rivers
34:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahahhahahahaah
34:00 <Dugnuts> wait
34:00 <faux> Hi
34:00 <couleurs> Can't wait to tell Kay about how I told Dugnuts the difference between mandarins and clementines. She's gonna snort. I'm the best.
34:00 <amelia> (@faux) Ha ha ha. Clementines have thicker skin? You are an idiot, Dugnuts. I follow The Tastless Gentlemen on Facebook. We laugh at everything.
34:00 <Dugnuts> mars is a sentient being with a bladder?
34:00 <faux> Lmao
34:00 <amelia> aaaaaaaaaaaahaahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
34:00 <Doodle> i thought everyone knew that
34:00 <amelia> Ha ha ha.
34:00 <Doodle> god of war etc
34:00 <Dugnuts> oh yeah
34:00 <Dugnuts> ofc
34:00 <Dugnuts> welcome to all our ancient romans btw
34:00 <Dugnuts> you are amongst peers
34:00 <Doodle> nah Liinda isnt here
34:00 <Dugnuts> shh
35:00 <Dugnuts> dont go killing your own argument mang
35:00 <faux> sooo what does everyone think about the new cigarette packaging in Kazakhstan 
35:00 <simba> stop roman around your dads ass
35:00 <Doodle> its RAD
35:00 <faux> -- dugnuts
35:00 <Dugnuts> hehehe
35:00 <Doodle> wut does evryone think about cuurant evence
35:00 <Senpai> did you know that cigarette packaging in Kazakhstan is made of goat intestines -- Dugnuts
35:00 <faux> dont go breakin my heart
35:00 <Doodle> doubles as a franga
35:00 <faux> -- theron
35:00 <Dugnuts> i couldnt if i tried
35:00 <Doodle> - me
36:00 <faux> - cum
36:00 <faux> ae
36:00 <faux> Bye meelies
36:00 <Senpai> why is amelia so rude
36:00 <faux> shes not
36:00 <Senpai> she is
36:00 <Senpai> doesnt say bye
36:00 <faux> Oh
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <faux> i know right im gonna write her a stern noteop
36:00 <Dugnuts> coz you touch yourself at night Senpai
36:00 <couleurs> she had to go to work, what a whore.
36:00 <couleurs> -- Picard 
36:00 <Dugnuts> how very dare you
36:00 <Senpai> do it faux
36:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kyllie Minogue - Step Back In Time.mp3 (2.85MB 128kbps Stereo 3:06)
37:00 <Doodle> lol kyllie
37:00 <Dugnuts> omg
37:00 <Doodle> nice slung
37:00 <Dugnuts> i wanna see a stern faux noteop
37:00 <Doodle> p
37:00 <Doodle> splung
37:00 <Dugnuts> i bet there will be smileys
37:00 <faux> THTEP BEK EN TIME N THUK MI DOOOOL
37:00 <Doodle> i want a fkn cup of tea
37:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <Doodle> dooooooooooool
37:00 <faux> make one u lazy git
37:00 <Picard> couleurs?
37:00 <Doodle> i will
37:00 <faux> Ur literally 40cm from the kettle
37:00 <Doodle> SO THERE
37:00 <Doodle> lol 40cm
37:00 <Doodle> its at least 3m
37:00 <faux> i measured 
37:00 <Dugnuts> i bought a kettle coz a girl came around a few weeks ago
37:00 <Doodle> my arms are only 1.5
37:00 <faux> Wtf
38:00 <Dugnuts> and i got  a free sample of tea
38:00 <Dugnuts> you can have it doodle
38:00 <faux> Wy r u arms so lkng r u inspector gadget irl
38:00 <Doodle> nah
38:00 <Doodle> 1.5inches
38:00 <Doodle> t-rex arms
38:00 <faux> ur dik
38:00 <Doodle> eeeeeeeee
38:00 <faux> Lol owned
38:00 <Dugnuts> its twinings
38:00 <Dugnuts> is that any good
38:00 <Dugnuts> ?
38:00 <Doodle> probably
38:00 <faux> try it and find out
38:00 <Doodle> i'ma  lipton jiggler
38:00 <Dugnuts> i wouldnt know
38:00 <Doodle> esp if u tickle me
38:00 <Dugnuts> i dont like hot drinks at all
38:00 <faux> If u like it its gopd
39:00 <faux> And stay out
39:00 <faux> Omg that reminds me
39:00 <Maurice> Tea is pretty shit
39:00 <faux> Couleurs do u have the phto of Q in a cat mask
39:00 <couleurs> i wish
39:00 <faux> Damn i wanna show amsy
40:00 <couleurs> didn't you upload it to your photobucket
40:00 <couleurs> and the bike one
40:00 <faux> nah 
40:00 <Doodle> http://www.exorbeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/fofao-vai-ganhar-serie-animada.jpg
40:00 <Doodle> me irl
40:00 <couleurs> that was the funniest
40:00 <faux> i went through it the other day
40:00 <faux> Wasnt there 
40:00 <faux> Lol i know
40:00 <faux> He was like 9m from the couple
40:00 <faux> Andes like shes my gf
40:00 <couleurs> lmao
40:00 <faux> lolllll
40:00 <faux> "Guys all look at her when she goes to the gym"
41:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
41:00 <couleurs> hi and do you wanna c my gf she is next 2 blonde blue eyed boy i am their in the background i dropped some thing ok
41:00 <amsy> lol
41:00 <faux> Lmaooo
42:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Haysi Fantayzee - Shiny Shiny.mp3 (3.41MB 128kbps Stereo 3:43)
42:00 <couleurs> and then the cat mask pic topped it off
42:00 <faux> he was like a tour guide
42:00 <faux> Omg so funny 
42:00 <couleurs> lol
42:00 <faux> Hahahahaha
42:00 <faux> Im gonna check my photobucket again in case i missed it
42:00 <Senpai> why are you makign fun of an autist
42:00 <Senpai> you guys are jerks
43:00 <Senpai> its not their fault
43:00 <faux> U r
43:00 <faux> Lol theres a photo of rollman
44:00 <faux> Dumbeldore irl
44:00 <Maurice> Dem tits https://www.facebook.com/maho90/videos/10205305845949731/
45:00 <couleurs> rollman hasn't been on for a while, i guess he's dead
46:00 <simba> wheres RomperStomper
54:00 <faux> Damn cant find it bl
57:00 <faux> Senpai ill bash u irl
58:00 <couleurs> who's Senpai 
58:00 <Senpai> i'd probably enjoy that tbh
59:00 <faux> Idk but hes fingering me
59:00 <faux> hi mewmew
59:00 <Mew> eyyyyyy
59:00 <Senpai> learn 2 whois
59:00 <Senpai> gosh fox
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew
00:00 <Mew> hi m8
01:00 <amsy> hi Mew
01:00 <faux> Ohhhh
01:00 <faux> Rofl 
02:00 <faux> I actually knewit was u
02:00 <amsy> who is it i cbf
02:00 <faux> Shane
02:00 <faux> Demat
02:00 <amsy> oh
02:00 <faux> hi k9
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai sup?
02:00 <couleurs> demateriali milli vanilli 
02:00 <faux> Lol
02:00 <faux> i think i migjt trt 2 sleep
02:00 <amsy> k9
02:00 <amsy> lol
03:00 <amsy> NO
03:00 <faux> Cos i been waking up at 5am 
03:00 <faux> oh ok
03:00 <faux> i will stay if u show me ur boova
03:00 <faux> Ans boobs
03:00 <amsy> lol
03:00 <faux> lmao boova
03:00 <amsy> :(
03:00 <faux> oh
03:00 <faux> Ok fine
03:00 <faux> 2 moremins make teh most of ir
04:00 <faux> ONE MORE 
04:00 <couleurs> what's a boova ans boobs is that another exotic fruit from norweg that would upset Dugnuts 
04:00 <amsy> lmao
04:00 <amsy> i didnt have anything in particular to say
05:00 <amsy> i just like it when youre here
05:00 <couleurs> Bye Picard, Everybody Hates You.
05:00 <Maurice> Boov is from Home
07:00 <faux> aw bb ily
07:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/jNvmMIy
07:00 <faux> Jeez   
07:00 <faux> hehehe blowers
07:00 <faux> --  Doodle
07:00 <faux> K goodnight 
08:00 <faux> Byebbilylallpd x
08:00 <amsy> lol
08:00 <amsy> ilym
08:00 <amsy> sD
10:00 <faux> Is that how the eclipse is caused
10:00 <faux> Lololool
10:00 <couleurs> http://blog.us.playstation.com/2015/09/29/ps4-system-software-update-3-00-out-930-take-a-visual-tour/
10:00 <couleurs> whoa, cool shit
10:00 <Maurice> LOL
11:00 <Maurice> faux made a funny
11:00 <faux> Hehe
11:00 <Serenity> rude.
11:00 <Kynetic> no way
11:00 <Kynetic> must be an imposter
11:00 <Maurice> Nail day tomorrow
11:00 <Maurice> Woot
11:00 <Kynetic> faux is never funny
11:00 <faux> Jeek
11:00 <faux> Jerk 
11:00 <faux> Good night 
11:00 <Kynetic> :P
12:00 <Dugnuts> mwah
12:00 <Dugnuts> i love you all
12:00 <Serenity> stop
14:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
15:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
16:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Efg5cIF.jpg
16:00 <couleurs> lol
17:00 <Serenity> is that you
17:00 <couleurs> yes
18:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/qQTIunU.jpg
18:00 <couleurs> nsfw
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> this better be dick
19:00 <amsy> those are some thighs
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> disappointed  
20:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/egpAKza.jpg
21:00 <couleurs> lol at the guy in the background
24:00 <amsy> im that spiderman
26:00 <Serenity> cosplay people arw weird
33:00 <thestig> boop
34:00 <amsy> beep
36:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34VJuJWuC4c
36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ronnie Pickering 'Who Are You' Views: 88,307 Uploader: Mark Clews Uploaded: Sep 28, 2015 Duration: 0m25s Rating: 4.86
36:00 <couleurs> lolol
36:00 <couleurs> ronnie pickering is picard irl
41:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQKSPEO6TzY
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ronnie pickering road rage C*NT full video Views: 1,223,096 Uploader: HHS Uploaded: Sep 27, 2015 Duration: 3m47s Rating: 4.70
42:00 <couleurs> original video.....
42:00 <British^Meat> ./nick LongLeggedBabe
42:00 <British^Meat> oops!
42:00 <British^Meat> but seriously, im not that guy
43:00 <couleurs> LOL!!!!!!!!
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
44:00 <couleurs> hilarious ronnie
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