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00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh my - pix
00:00 <Serenity> im going to go watch doodle
00:00 <Doodle> do owl eyes for me
00:00 <Serenity> ok
00:00 <Doodle> hoooooooooooooooooooooooo
01:00 <Doodle> no the shower glass
01:00 <Serenity> well unlock the door
01:00 <Serenity> fuck.
01:00 <Doodle> its open
01:00 <Serenity> woo
01:00 <Serenity> i mean.. hoo
01:00 <Doodle> i dont lock my doors cos guard cats
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
01:00 <Doodle> they roam the grounds
02:00 <Doodle> and the rooftops
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :|
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> hai maurice
02:00 <Doodle> and Maurice said 'shove it right in!' hahahahahahahaha
02:00 <Doodle> oh hai Maurice
02:00 <Serenity> speaking of frothy chops
02:00 <Maurice> Howdy
02:00 <Maurice> Doodle, one of the best nights of my life ;)
02:00 <Doodle> ^_^
03:00 <Doodle> i still have the mpegs
03:00 <Maurice> I'm one handed typing
03:00 <Serenity> mpeg n chill
03:00 <Doodle> :o
03:00 <Doodle> lol
03:00 <Doodle> ye
03:00 <Doodle> chiiiillllll
03:00 <Maurice> Coz I have my dick in my hand
03:00 <Doodle> you were born with a dick in your hand
03:00 <Doodle> wait no
03:00 <Doodle> nm
04:00 <Serenity> lol
04:00 <Maurice> Thats only coz the doctor got fresh
04:00 <Doodle> olawdy
04:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
04:00 <Doodle> were you born in alabama
04:00 <Maurice> Yes, or as I like to call it, sweet home
04:00 <Doodle> with a banjo on your knee?
04:00 <Doodle> oh
04:00 <Doodle> ok that song
05:00 <Doodle> k bbs
07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <katatonic_kate01_> next
09:00 <dematerialixed> lol
10:00 <Serenity> ek i need to take my magnesium
11:00 <amelia> are you a marvel super hero
11:00 <Serenity> you what
12:00 <amelia> doesn't one need magnesium or something
12:00 <Serenity> umm i dont know tbh
13:00 <amelia> did you try belt
13:00 <Maurice> Be Iron Man then come over
13:00 <Serenity> nah i  cant find it
16:00 <Serenity> i dont eat extra when i burn calories so its not too important atm
16:00 <dematerialixed> katatonic_kate01_ i forgot to have a nature bat for you
16:00 <dematerialixed> i apologise
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> awww
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> next time!
17:00 <dematerialixed> indeed
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i couldn't see the moon tonight
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> that was at like 630 pm
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i should go out n' have a look
19:00 <dematerialixed> yeah there's zero clouds here
19:00 <dematerialixed> every time the moon came out frmo behind trees i thought there was a car behind me lol
19:00 <dematerialixed> so bright
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> https://www.brainpickings.org/2015/09/28/jennier-aaker-happiness/
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i'm totes jealous here!
24:00 <Doodle> i wish someone would make me a cup of tea
24:00 <faux> Me too i cant sleep :(
24:00 <dematerialixed> pay for the fuel and/or air fare
24:00 <Doodle> in the nude
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <Doodle> no!
24:00 <faux> Got another pic of the blood moon
24:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/Tlgg8Hk
24:00 <Doodle> did u see a dr
24:00 <dematerialixed> lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i can't even see it
25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lame
25:00 <amelia> wow dat pic ahmahzing
25:00 <faux> Tysm
25:00 <dematerialixed> i took a pic of the blood moon too
25:00 <dematerialixed> http://i.imgur.com/IWdONwB.jpg
25:00 <amelia> for some reason it reminded me of xmas
26:00 <Serenity> you wont swe it here anyway
26:00 <Doodle> looool
26:00 <amelia> i think cos rudolphs nose
26:00 <Serenity> its red because of the eclipse. its not visible from here
26:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAAH dematerialixed
26:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL!
26:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah yeahhh
27:00 <dematerialixed> yeh yeh
27:00 <faux> Loool
27:00 <dematerialixed> which naked lady made it
27:00 <faux> Tips his sea
27:00 <Doodle> me
27:00 <dematerialixed> ... ;)
28:00 <Doodle> eheheehe
28:00 <dematerialixed> teehee
28:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i think i could eat 989098 corn cruskits
28:00 <faux> Fgts
28:00 <Doodle> [00:28] <katatonic_kate01_> i think i could eat 989098 corn holes
28:00 <Serenity> why am i suddenly reminded of those cartoons where bugs bunny pretends to be a woman
29:00 <dematerialixed> im surprised you havent had an anxiety attack over my name fox
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> with hummos dip
29:00 <faux> I didnt nogicep
29:00 <Doodle> why mr beauregarde, i do declare
29:00 <faux> Notice 
29:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <faux> Now i did though 
29:00 <faux> Thx
29:00 <faux> Jerk
29:00 <dematerialixed> u r well cum
29:00 <Doodle> [00:28] <Doodle> [00:28] <katatonic_kate01_> i think i could eat 989098 corn holes <katatonic_kate01_> with hummos dip
29:00 <Doodle> gross hummos
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :P
30:00 <faux> Im gonna try sleepinh again . Im hungryyyyy n dong want to eat 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> whatever
30:00 <faux> Lol dong
30:00 <dematerialixed> eat dongs
30:00 <faux> Bye
30:00 <Doodle> u dong want to eat
30:00 <doctor> hot dongs
30:00 <dematerialixed> nini again xoxo
30:00 <Doodle> ehehe
30:00 <Doodle> o/
30:00 <Doodle> WHA-EVA
30:00 <Doodle> *flicks hair at k8
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it's got garlic in it
30:00 <Doodle> what i have left
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> so it's fucking delish
30:00 <Doodle> my hair?
30:00 <Doodle> oh
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> naw dip man
31:00 <Doodle> yeah i dont like it
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> OMG went to a leb restaurant with some friends last week
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> time machine now
31:00 <Doodle> did you order a whole leb to yourself
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yes!
31:00 <Doodle> nice
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> there was too much food
31:00 <Doodle> make sure they roast the back hair off
31:00 <Serenity> lololol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :P
32:00 <Maurice> I had OBJs for lunch today and it was splendid
32:00 <Doodle> -O
32:00 <dematerialixed> outdoor blowjobs?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> eh
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
32:00 <British^Meat> what is she talking about?
32:00 <British^Meat> help
32:00 <Doodle> oral sex
32:00 <amelia> is thay osborne park
33:00 <amelia> that
33:00 <Serenity> yummmm
33:00 <Doodle> i think she means outback jizz
33:00 <Serenity> jelly.
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oral sex FTW
33:00 <Maurice> Its Outback Jacks you perverts
33:00 <Doodle> outback jelly?
33:00 <Serenity> rofl
33:00 <amelia> kate is such a fiend
33:00 <Serenity> dorks
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> totes
33:00 <Doodle> i had an outback jack earlier
33:00 <amelia> DICK PICS
33:00 <Serenity> i want a burger from obj
33:00 <amelia> ORAL SEX
33:00 <amelia> BLACK COCK
33:00 <British^Meat> jst wnt 2 obj 4 fd. ws awsm
33:00 <Maurice> Totally corrupting me
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> calm your farm amelia
34:00 <Doodle> GOATSE
34:00 <amelia> ahahahahhaha
34:00 <Maurice> I had kilpatrick steak
34:00 <amelia> ANAL SEX
34:00 <dematerialixed> 2GUYS1JAR
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i haven't even mentioned black cock
34:00 <amelia> GANGBANGS
34:00 <Doodle> 11JARS NO GUY
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> or anal sex
34:00 <amelia> MIDGET SEX
34:00 <Maurice> Black cock isn't all you think it should be
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> or gang bangs
34:00 <dematerialixed> TOILET AMPUTEE PORN
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sif fuck a midget
34:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
34:00 <Doodle> its just like a white one with shoepolish on it Maurice?
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i've never fucked anyone shorter than me
34:00 <amelia> too far demat damn it too far
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> GAWD
34:00 <Maurice> Yes and when theyre done your vag has a black tinge
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> have some fucking decorum 
34:00 <dematerialixed> there's no such thing as too far
35:00 <Doodle> olawd
35:00 <Maurice> Tinge to your minge
35:00 <Doodle> haha
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
35:00 <amelia> but you fucked an amputee?
35:00 <dematerialixed> sure
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> not yet
35:00 <Doodle> she was an amputee after he finished with her
35:00 <amelia> ahahahahaahha
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> bahahhahaha
35:00 <Maurice> The best ones are headless amputees
35:00 <Doodle> lolol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> they don't talk
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> blissful
35:00 <Doodle> or run
35:00 <Maurice> No back chat or complaints
35:00 <amelia> i dunno if people are actually funny tonight or if I've jus got the giggles
35:00 <dematerialixed> you've got the giggles
35:00 <Doodle> ^
35:00 <amelia> i think I'm jus high
35:00 <Maurice> My rug keeps sliding and it's pissing me off
35:00 <Doodle> i know i am
36:00 <amelia> on chlorine
36:00 <Doodle> oh
36:00 <Doodle> .
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_>  lol
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> haw maurice
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> t
36:00 <dematerialixed> that reminds me, i think i accidentally was near a meth lab on my trip
36:00 <dematerialixed> strong smell of chemicals middle of nowhere
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oh
36:00 <dematerialixed> maybe i was on a trip the whole time
36:00 <dematerialixed> and i never left my room
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> just crazies out on the full moon smoking epic amounts of meh
37:00 <Doodle> there is no spoon
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> meh or meth
37:00 <Doodle> just butts
37:00 <Doodle> millions and millions of butts
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> isay wot wot
37:00 <Doodle> wot
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> wot
37:00 <Doodle> sorry i was miles away
37:00 <dematerialixed> in the butt
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :0
38:00 <Doodle> i'm not playing it cos then i have to listen to it
38:00 <dematerialixed> 1 hour till nasa declares moon == mars
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> water and life forms
38:00 <Doodle> i know what they are going to announce
39:00 <Doodle> elvis is alive and well on mars
39:00 <dematerialixed> for fellow nerds: http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#media
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> david bowie is an aliwn
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fuck sakes  can't type
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i shall blame ze wine!
39:00 <Maurice> I bet he's bonging on with Tupac
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
40:00 <Maurice> Him, Tupac, Sloan Kettering and Johnny Hopkins
40:00 <Maurice> Just blazing shit up
40:00 <Doodle> who the fuck is sloan kettering
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> pix or it's not true
40:00 <Maurice> Lrn 2 Step Bros
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> when will i
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> will i be famous
41:00 <Maurice> When you release that porno
41:00 <katatonic_kate01_> that was for private use only
41:00 <amelia> dw Doodle i think she means Ronan Keating
41:00 <amelia> wot an idiot
41:00 <Doodle> loool
41:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bros - When Will I Be Famous.mp3 (3.67MB 128kbps Stereo 4:00)
42:00 <Doodle> holy shit thats loud
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> *dances*
42:00 <Maurice> Jeans in the dryer are fucking noisy
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> so hawt 
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yus!
42:00 <dematerialixed> tick tick clang
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> tick tick boom
42:00 <Maurice> Stupid buttons and zips
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yo ready for this
42:00 <dematerialixed> da da da
42:00 <Maurice> He really needs elastic pants to avoid this
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
42:00 <dematerialixed> all of my jeans fall off me now
42:00 <Doodle> easy access
43:00 <dematerialixed> its not fair
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ^5 doodle
43:00 <Doodle> ^5
43:00 <Maurice> The bum flap in onesies makes it even easier
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> puts on my elastic wasted pants
43:00 <Maurice> Just bend and thrust
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
43:00 <Doodle> lol onesies are the hugest bonerkill
43:00 <dematerialixed> negative
44:00 <dematerialixed> onsies are great
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i've got a pig one
44:00 <Doodle> oh well
44:00 <Doodle> maybe thats different
44:00 <Maurice> I have a bee one that I've worn once, the sticky bits on the feet plus floorboards freaked Auds out
44:00 <Doodle> can you squeal like a pig?
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yes, i've role played squealing like a pig
44:00 <Maurice> So out of respect for his dead self, I don't wear it
44:00 <Doodle> awes
44:00 <dematerialixed> so uh kate
44:00 <Maurice> That and I'm not 3
44:00 <Doodle> aw
44:00 <dematerialixed> what you doing tonight
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
44:00 <Doodle> dicks
44:00 <Doodle> obv
44:00 <dematerialixed> obv
45:00 <Maurice> 3 thanks
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> HA
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sif
45:00 <Maurice> And supersize them
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> gym
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i aint doing no sexy times
45:00 <Doodle> weirdo
45:00 <dematerialixed> i just wanna hear you squeal
45:00 <Maurice> My husband is leaving at 3am, I should go get one last hurrah
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> 70 bucks to be yelled at
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fuck that for a joke
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> (side note, i totes would fuck the PT in a heart beat)
45:00 <Doodle> sounds like my kind of hooker
45:00 <Doodle> oh
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
45:00 <Doodle> pt
46:00 <Maurice> Cheap as chips
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah…. it's still fucking expensive 
46:00 <Maurice> Sounds like a bag of marbles in the dryer
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> for him to go do this… NOW
46:00 <Maurice> I meant cheap for a hooker
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> whatever dude, just bone me
46:00 <Doodle> u love it
46:00 <Doodle> ye
46:00 <dematerialixed> hmm turns out my phone didnt fare so well when it flew off at 100km/hr
46:00 <dematerialixed> just took off the case and its got huge gouges :|
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :|
46:00 <Maurice> I dont have a case on mine
46:00 <Maurice> Coz I'm not a klutz
47:00 <Maurice> And it's a nokia flip phone, indestructable
47:00 <dematerialixed> i shat myself, i took off and saw the car say "phone disconnected"
47:00 <dematerialixed> and im like, how can that be
47:00 <dematerialixed> *lightbulb*
47:00 <dematerialixed> im just happy i found it
47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i've got a rubber case on mine
48:00 <dematerialixed> yeah thats what mine is
48:00 <Maurice> Actually I had mine between my thighs today, coz out of my car at the shop and it fell and landed on the ledge in the door, just shy of hitting the concrete
48:00 <Doodle> heh
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> because i drop it so many times
48:00 <Doodle> jls Maurice
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
48:00 <dematerialixed> considering the road surface im surprised the phone wasnt totalled
48:00 <Maurice> Yeah but I'd rather you didn't fall onto the ledge
48:00 <Maurice> And coz = got
48:00 <Doodle> its ok i'm tuff
48:00 <Maurice> Excellent
48:00 <Maurice> Next time I'll push you out of bed and fuck you on the floor
48:00 <Doodle> sweet
48:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and yell NEXT
48:00 <Doodle> loool
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
49:00 <Maurice> The next thing reminds me of when I touched some dudes dick on site by mistake
49:00 <Doodle> 'mistake'
49:00 <Maurice> I mean, what was he thinking, showering naked..
49:00 <doctor> NASA about to announce we're all going to be destroyed by aliens http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/watch-nasas-mars-mystery-solved-press-conference_56073b8be4b0768126fddaae?section=australia&adsSiteOverride=au
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> YAY!
49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> next
50:00 <Maurice> In my defence he shouldn't have been lurking behind the fridge door
50:00 <katatonic_kate01_> on that note i'm going to bed before i'm killed by aliens
50:00 <katatonic_kate01_> toodles
50:00 <Maurice> Ciao
51:00 <Maurice> Serenity is a huffer
51:00 <Doodle> she has decent lungs
51:00 <Serenity> yeah on the clag
51:00 <Maurice> Went to BP and Bo goes 'Oh I love this smell' so I called him a huffer and he questioned me on what it meant
51:00 <Maurice> IT MEANS YOURE A BOGAN DRUGGIE, OK
51:00 <Doodle> 'it means homo sweetie'
51:00 <Doodle> 'ok'
52:00 <Maurice> Same same
52:00 <Maurice> My other kid told me red bull contains bull sperm
52:00 <Doodle> he'd know
52:00 <Serenity> ahaha
52:00 <Maurice> It's not the nerd one, it's the middle one
52:00 <Maurice> Lucky I don't drink that shit or I certainly wouldn't now
52:00 <Serenity> i try not to talk to my kids
52:00 <Serenity> They're so boring
52:00 <Maurice> I was stuck in the car for 2 hours
52:00 <Maurice> I didn't have a choice
52:00 <Doodle> yeah my sisters kids drone on 
53:00 <Doodle> stfu mviii
53:00 <Serenity> loll
53:00 <Doodle> mostly about pokemon
53:00 <Maurice> Cal tells stories like my nanna, they start back in 1945 and end in 'so thats what happened today'
53:00 <Doodle> and dragons
53:00 <Serenity> i have to tell lil enough or she goes on and on and onnnn
53:00 <Doodle> lol
53:00 <Doodle> yup
53:00 <Doodle> and onnn
53:00 <Maurice> My nanna even includes her outfit for that day and what everyone ate
53:00 <Doodle> haha
53:00 <Maurice> '?~
54:00 <Doodle> thats my dad
54:00 <Serenity> haha
54:00 <Maurice> Hi Esme
54:00 <Doodle> hiiiiiiiiiii
54:00 <Doodle> hii bob
54:00 <Doodle> hiiii cookie
54:00 <Maurice> It was too far to walk from the arm rest to the spot on the other side of me, she went over
54:00 <Maurice> Hello, Wandin Valley Switchboard
54:00 <Doodle> hiiiiiii sgt gilroy
54:00 <Doodle> haha
54:00 <Maurice> How may I gossip today
54:00 <amelia> i dont talk to kids since once called me a boy
55:00 <Doodle> oh
55:00 <Doodle> are you mannish
55:00 <amelia> NO
55:00 <Doodle> do you have facial hair?
55:00 <Maurice> I bet she has man hands and hairy knuckles
55:00 <amelia> i was wearing heels and a dress and my hair in a pony
55:00 <Serenity> its the balls
55:00 <Doodle> yeah
55:00 <Doodle> or the baritone
55:00 <Maurice> Yeah Caitlin Jenner wears that shit too
55:00 <Maurice> Still has a dick
55:00 <amelia> i was with a client and as i left n shut the door behind me i heard him say "mummy who was that boy?"
56:00 <Doodle> rofl
56:00 <Maurice> I can't stand kids who say mummu
56:00 <amelia> i turned around all shocked like
56:00 <Serenity> lol
56:00 <Maurice> Mummy too
56:00 <amelia> then laughed
56:00 <Doodle> do you look like a man in a dress
56:00 <Maurice> GROW UP YOU LITTLE CUNT
56:00 <amelia> n walked off
56:00 <Maurice> Is your name Agnes Brown?
56:00 <amelia> ahaahahahah i dont think i look like a man
56:00 <dematerialixed> does amelia do makeup for trannies?
56:00 <amelia> ahahahhhahahha
56:00 <Doodle> you dont think
56:00 <Doodle> that doesnt mean you dont
56:00 <Serenity> shes got ok toes
56:00 <amelia> well i didnt think i did
56:00 <Maurice> Thats like when one of my kids called me a lady
56:00 <amelia> but now i am questioning myself
56:00 <Maurice> Pfft, who does he think he is
56:00 <amelia> lil cword of a kid
56:00 <Doodle> yeah
57:00 <Doodle> you might be a bloke
57:00 <Doodle> go have a wank
57:00 <Doodle> to make sure
57:00 <dematerialixed> until proven otherwise everyone here is a bloke
57:00 <Doodle> trudat
57:00 <amelia> I'll queef on your face
57:00 <amelia> den you kno I'm a woman
57:00 <dematerialixed> ok
57:00 <Doodle> no thx mate
57:00 <Maurice> I'm ok being male
57:00 <Serenity> llol
57:00 <Doodle> me too Maurice
57:00 <Maurice> Still wanna bang?
57:00 <Doodle> sure thing
57:00 <Maurice> Fuck yeah
58:00 <Serenity> can i watch
58:00 <Maurice> Yes
58:00 <Serenity> awed
58:00 <Maurice> You're in charge of fluffing
58:00 <Serenity> awes
58:00 <Doodle> hehehee
59:00 <Serenity> im watching shameless again moz
59:00 <Maurice> Omg me too
59:00 <Maurice> Well not right this second coz Muriels Wedding is on
00:00 <Serenity> im noticing heaps of shit i missed
00:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
00:00 <Maurice> I'm on ep 3 season 1
00:00 <Maurice> Lol Doodle
01:00 <Serenity> Franks such a derro
02:00 <Maurice> Lol
02:00 <Maurice> I love him
02:00 <Doodle> why dont u marry him
02:00 <Maurice> He's so deep but completely off his head
02:00 <Maurice> Coz his name is Frank
02:00 <Maurice> Thats a shit name
02:00 <Doodle> frank n beanz
02:00 <amelia> FRaNCiS
02:00 <Doodle> hehe
02:00 <Serenity> i still wanna bang lip
02:00 <Maurice> Me too
02:00 <Doodle> thats my real name amelia
02:00 <Doodle> dont be mean
02:00 <Maurice> Even Ian and def Kev
03:00 <amelia> francis is your real name
03:00 <Doodle> yes
03:00 <amelia> kinda gay
03:00 <Serenity> i checked on imbd hes legal
03:00 <Maurice> For a nickname Doodle gets called Baby
03:00 <Doodle> its totally gay
03:00 <Maurice> Nobody puts Doodle in a corner
03:00 <Doodle> hehee
03:00 <Doodle> just cracks
03:00 <amelia> from this moment forward i shall call you... François`
03:00 <Doodle> mon dieu
04:00 <amelia> yes its monday
04:00 <Doodle> not here
04:00 <amelia> don't give me lip François`
04:00 <Maurice> Not here either
04:00 <amelia> you too pink leopard
05:00 <Doodle> take that
05:00 <Maurice> I hope I'm the pink leopard
05:00 <amelia> you mos def are the pink leopard
05:00 <Maurice> Oh, the Sizzler pic?
05:00 <Maurice> I'm ok with that if I get cheese bread
05:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <Doodle> thats my motto in life basically
06:00 <Maurice> It should be everyones
06:00 <amelia> ahahahaaha
07:00 <Doodle> osocheesy
07:00 <amelia> do you still have that pic pink leopard
07:00 <Maurice> I thought you had it
07:00 <Maurice> I know I've seen it before then, I just can't remember who shared
07:00 <Maurice> http://i.imgur.com/DmDUjiV.jpg
07:00 <Maurice> Fucking bitch is pretending to be innocent
08:00 <amelia> i did but i didnt save damn it
08:00 <Doodle> eee
08:00 <Maurice> It's in my logs somewhere
08:00 <Maurice> But thats too much effort
08:00 <Doodle> gross
08:00 <Doodle> oh chat logs
09:00 <Maurice> I know, I'm not digging through the sewerage
09:00 <Doodle> haha
09:00 <Doodle> mental image
09:00 <Doodle> I DIDNA HAVE ANY COOOORN
09:00 <Maurice> LOL
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <Doodle> lost it
10:00 <Maurice> Oh, found the pic
10:00 <Doodle> was it in your cleavage
10:00 <Maurice> Bit lower
11:00 <Doodle> olawd
11:00 <Doodle> sllllp here it is
11:00 <Serenity> stop sharing my pic around ok
11:00 <Maurice> You zip it, I'm in it too
11:00 <Maurice> Therefore it's ok
11:00 <Doodle> i'm under the table
11:00 <Maurice> Hot
11:00 <Doodle> it was
12:00 <under> i'm under
12:00 <under> not you, Doodle 
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <Doodle> icecream buttache
12:00 <Doodle> hngg
12:00 <Serenity> least they didnt say you were oscar the grouch
12:00 <Serenity> green 
12:00 <Serenity> hair.
13:00 <dematerialixed> green
13:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAJA
13:00 <dematerialixed> hair
13:00 <amelia> green haires monstah
13:00 <dematerialixed> top
13:00 <dematerialixed> men
13:00 <Doodle> wait wut
14:00 <Serenity> ?
14:00 <Doodle> its ok
14:00 <Doodle> carry on
14:00 <dematerialixed> sorry im going slowly insane
14:00 <Doodle> with whatever the fk it is you're doing
14:00 <dematerialixed> so i can replace simba
15:00 <dematerialixed> top simba
15:00 <Doodle> oh dear
15:00 <Serenity> the pic amelia has doodle
15:00 <Serenity> is apparently me and maurice
15:00 <Doodle> lol yeh i have seen it
15:00 <Doodle> ur so sex
15:00 <dematerialixed> when i saw that picture my heart broke
15:00 <Serenity> im oscar the grouch mofo
15:00 <amelia> ahahaahahahhaahahhaahhahahahaha
16:00 <amelia> that pics cracks me up
16:00 <amelia> jus Serenity and Maurice hangin out at de local sizzlers
16:00 <dematerialixed> thing is ive seen that pic before and it was someone else
16:00 <dematerialixed> i wish i could remember who
16:00 <Serenity> i have seen it before too but i dunno where
16:00 <amelia> its Lumeah
16:00 <Doodle> olawdy
17:00 <Serenity> no shes Hagood
17:00 <Serenity> uh..
17:00 <Serenity> hagrid.
17:00 <dematerialixed> lumeah do you want to date a real man?
17:00 <dematerialixed> because i am a real man
17:00 <Doodle> hagood is dat
17:00 <Serenity> hahah
17:00 <amelia> i am also a real man
17:00 <Doodle> i'm a pretend one
17:00 <Doodle> o/`
18:00 <dematerialixed> do you want to go skate boards amelia?
18:00 <amelia> i dont have enough coordination for that
18:00 <amelia> snowboarding was hard enough
18:00 <Serenity> do you do tongues
18:00 <Doodle> lolol
19:00 <dematerialixed> would you tongue punch my fart box?
19:00 <Doodle> do you have short hair, a moustache and go to discoteques
19:00 <Serenity> hahahah
19:00 <Maurice> Actually it could be her
20:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahaa
20:00 <dematerialixed> i guess lumeah doesnt want a real man
20:00 <Doodle> she is one
20:00 <dematerialixed> oh
20:00 <amelia> moustache yes
20:00 <amelia> short hair not really
20:00 <Doodle> nice one
21:00 <dematerialixed> do you have long curly pubes?
21:00 <Maurice> Doodle, try this with Rooster http://i.imgur.com/wN6JPOp.jpg
21:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooool
21:00 <Doodle> i'd be killed
21:00 <Maurice> Mine has her legs around her neck right now
21:00 <Serenity> roflll
21:00 <Maurice> No idea where she learnt that..
21:00 <Doodle> just like her owner hey
22:00 <Doodle> lol snap
22:00 <Serenity> i cant see mine. bliss
22:00 <Maurice> Yeah, bloody Cam
22:00 <Doodle> mine is in bed
22:00 <Doodle> on my side
22:00 <Maurice> Bastard
22:00 <Doodle> inorite
22:00 <Maurice> Lol telstra giving free apple shit with phones
22:00 <Maurice> Pass
23:00 <Serenity> noty
23:00 <amelia> thats enough out of you pink leopard
23:00 <Doodle> said nobody ever
23:00 <Serenity> all these people do is fuck maurice
24:00 <Doodle> lucky
24:00 <Maurice> Thats why its my fave show
24:00 <Maurice> Veronicas nipples are weird though
24:00 <Serenity> they are
25:00 <Serenity> lips fucking mandy when shes got a bf... fioma is fucking mikes brother
25:00 <Serenity> lol.. 
25:00 <Maurice> Thats one of the last seasons?
25:00 <Maurice> The first Mandy was Tess from Suburgatory
25:00 <Serenity> i dunno what season im on
26:00 <Maurice> Lol it's either 4 or 5
26:00 <Maurice> Think 5
26:00 <Serenity> 4
26:00 <Maurice> I'm back on 1
26:00 <Serenity> s04e04
26:00 <Maurice> Steve/Jimmy has such a smooth butt
26:00 <Serenity> he reminds me of jesse from breaking bad
27:00 <Maurice> I love how Sheila is all about the guys getting reamed
28:00 <Doodle> uh
28:00 <Doodle> i am uncomfortable with this conversation
28:00 <Maurice> Sif
29:00 <Serenity> sheila is filth haha
29:00 <Maurice> She looks so much like her brother it's scary
30:00 <dematerialixed> nasa announcing moon is mars now
31:00 <amelia> fance Armstrong
33:00 <Maurice> 'It had to be pitch black for Eddie, I was an outline once during a thunderstorm, it looked like a rolled up pair of socks'
33:00 <Maurice> Saw* damn auto correct
34:00 <amelia> fanks*
34:00 <Doodle> *butt
35:00 <amelia> WiFeY
35:00 <Serenity> omg doodle
35:00 <Doodle> sezz
35:00 <Serenity> i found hottitsv2.0 pic on my phone
35:00 <Serenity> hnngg
35:00 <Doodle> :o
35:00 <Doodle> she does have amazing breasts
36:00 <Serenity> thought i lost em all
36:00 <Serenity> you saw em
36:00 <Serenity> my friend
36:00 <Doodle> yep
36:00 <Doodle> i still have them
36:00 <Serenity> ohbi thought that said does she lol
36:00 <Serenity> not she does
36:00 <Doodle> haha
36:00 <Doodle> spaz
37:00 <Serenity> im tired
37:00 <Serenity> i took mersyndol for my back
37:00 <Doodle> orally?
38:00 <Serenity> turns me into a space cadet
38:00 <Doodle> hehee
38:00 <Doodle> i have noticed
38:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
38:00 <Serenity> night
39:00 <Doodle> o/
42:00 <BlackDevil> NASA reveals Mars contains both frozen and liquid water
43:00 <Doodle> yeh i dropped my slushie on it
43:00 <Doodle> SRY
43:00 <Serenity> lool
43:00 <Serenity> mmm slushy
44:00 <BlackDevil> global warming
45:00 <Serenity> maybe like.. the universe is heating up mann
47:00 <Doodle> 2many farts
47:00 <dematerialixed> nasa confirms moon is mars
47:00 <Doodle> recommends working, resting and playing
47:00 <dematerialixed> hehe
50:00 <dematerialixed> http://imgur.com/gallery/1COJidK
50:00 <Doodle> crikey
51:00 <Doodle> i thought the window was shut
52:00 <BlackDevil> then the blood moon
52:00 <Maurice> Fiona has nice tits
52:00 <BlackDevil> omg the moon was so read
52:00 <BlackDevil> red
53:00 <amelia> Princess Fiona
54:00 <amelia> another green monstah
54:00 <Doodle> with the bazungo biddlebins
54:00 <dematerialixed> omg
54:00 <dematerialixed> nasa space hottie
55:00 <Maurice> Whats with the nasa love
56:00 <Serenity> night
56:00 <Doodle> ninis
56:00 <Maurice> Byeee me choco
57:00 <dematerialixed> http://imgur.com/vE0qQRO
57:00 <dematerialixed> she makes me wanna do science
58:00 <Doodle> in the butt
58:00 <Doodle> 'what are you doing???' 'SCIENCE!!!!'
00:00 <BlackDevil> how do you make a volcano?
00:00 <Doodle> bicarb soda &vinegar
00:00 <Doodle> in the butt
01:00 <Maurice> Assplosion
01:00 <Doodle> and so ends our demonstration for the science fair
02:00 <Maurice> Judging by this show, guys love to walk around naked with their junk swinging, is this a fair assessment?
03:00 <amelia> YES
03:00 <amelia> I mean wot
03:00 <amelia> i never done that
03:00 <Maurice> I live with kids plus I'm a prude so the walking around naked thing doesn't happen
04:00 <Doodle> weird
04:00 <amelia> kids got bigger things to worry about than your baked body
04:00 <amelia> like wheres all the blue legos
04:00 <amelia> BAKED BODY
04:00 <Maurice> All the legos are in the workshop, my feet are safe
04:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <dematerialixed> the best thing about my living situation
05:00 <Doodle> she does have a baked body
05:00 <dematerialixed> is the fact I never have to wear clothes
05:00 <dematerialixed> ever
05:00 <amelia> lies
05:00 <Maurice> I'm really baked right now
05:00 <amelia> leopards dont have workshops
06:00 <Maurice> Even when I'm home alone I can't do naked
06:00 <dematerialixed> missing out
06:00 <dematerialixed> it's the best
06:00 <Maurice> I can do a robe and nothing under
06:00 <Doodle> that all changes when she comes over here
06:00 <dematerialixed> ;)
06:00 <Maurice> Then naked is a pre requisite
07:00 <Maurice> However you spell it
07:00 <Doodle> perequdcsate
07:00 <Maurice> Thats the one
09:00 <Maurice> My nose stud is hanging out of my nose and I can't grip it to twist it
09:00 <Maurice> Thats what she said
09:00 <Doodle> eheheee
09:00 <dematerialixed> you don't have a firm grip?
10:00 <Doodle> grab hold of it by the shaft and give it a bloody good yank
10:00 <Maurice> Lol
10:00 <amelia> i can punch it for you
10:00 <Doodle> thats one of my pickup lines amelia
10:00 <Doodle> how dare you
11:00 <amelia> don't hate a playah
12:00 <Maurice> 4 Doodle http://i.imgur.com/WsuUpQO.jpg
12:00 <Doodle> hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
12:00 <Doodle> IT WASNT MY FAULT YOU HAD TO CANCEL YOUR AUNTY'S POODLES BIRTHDAY BASH
13:00 <Maurice> Lolll
16:00 <dematerialixed> http://www.news.com.au/national/western-australia/serious-crash-after-car-hits-tree-near-northam/story-fnii5thn-1227547930417
16:00 <dematerialixed> the crash i got diverted around tonight
17:00 <Maurice> Driving sucks
17:00 <Maurice> Serves you right
17:00 <dematerialixed> pfft
18:00 <dematerialixed> some people do drugs, some people have sex with animals, some people buy expensive tv's they dont need
18:00 <dematerialixed> i put fuel in my car and drive :P
18:00 <Maurice> I put fuel in my car and drive too, but not on purpose
18:00 <dematerialixed> haha
18:00 <Maurice> I also do all of the above
18:00 <Maurice> I hated the drive to and from Busso last week
19:00 <dematerialixed> nah you loved it
19:00 <Maurice> I didn't
19:00 <Maurice> It's such a long frigging drive with 4 kids under 13
19:00 <Maurice> And 1 of them wasn't even mine
19:00 <dematerialixed> oh yeah
19:00 <dematerialixed> that would have sucked
20:00 <Maurice> I had ages 12, 9, 8 and 7
20:00 <Maurice> On the way home I had the same, but ages 12 and 7 both spewed, so age 9 opted to go back in his parents car when we stopped for a smoko
25:00 <Maurice> My smoke tastes like when I first started smoking, so gross
25:00 <dematerialixed> lol
56:00 <Doodle> O_o
59:00 <faux> K
00:00 <Doodle> hi
07:00 <faux> Hey
20:00 <Doodle> i'm glad we had this chat
21:00 <faux> Lollll
21:00 <faux> Whats doing doodledoo
25:00 <Doodle> not much
25:00 <Doodle> just got rid of poodleman
26:00 <Doodle> have an appt soon
26:00 <Doodle> you?
29:00 <faux> Did he sleep over?
29:00 <faux> Nada just having breaky watchin the book thief
29:00 <faux> :')
30:00 <faux> Got a uni collab in an hour so yay..
32:00 <Doodle> oh funnnnn
32:00 <Doodle> more coughing
41:00 <faux> Hahhaa nah that was a recorded lecture
41:00 <faux> This is like almost a skype sesson but on a diff program and we get to interact with the students and lecturers
41:00 <faux> Ask questions discuss assignments etc
42:00 <faux> Its pretty good but theres always one dickhead who asks 3973 quesions thay are already answred in the unit outline
47:00 <Doodle> haha yeah
47:00 <Doodle> always that person
47:00 <Doodle> i've just been serenaded by the teenage girl next door yelling FUCK OFF and GO TO HELL to her mother
47:00 <Doodle> such a peaceful life in the country
58:00 <faux> Soz doodle
59:00 <faux> My app crashed and didnt get to read what u wrote
59:00 <Doodle> [09:42] <faux> Its pretty good but theres always one dickhead who asks 3973 quesions thay are already answred in the unit outline
59:00 <Doodle> [09:46] <Doodle> haha yeah
59:00 <Doodle> [09:46] <Doodle> always that person
59:00 <Doodle> [09:47] <Doodle> i've just been serenaded by the teenage girl next door yelling FUCK OFF and GO TO HELL to her mother
59:00 <Doodle> [09:47] <Doodle> such a peaceful life in the country
59:00 <faux> LOL
59:00 <Doodle> i think she is dead now
59:00 <faux> Jesus
59:00 <Doodle> it stopped
59:00 <faux> Oh dear
00:00 <faux> The chezza across here was yelling the other day too
00:00 <Doodle> lol fkn heathens
00:00 <faux> Shes like IM FUCKEN FORGETFUL YA FORGOT ABOUT ME ALWAYS FORGETTING ABOUT ME
00:00 <faux> YOU DONT CARE etc
00:00 <Doodle> god
00:00 <faux> Bloke upstairs popped his head out hes like you ok love
00:00 <faux> Shes like YEAH IM JUST FORGETFUL HEY
00:00 <Doodle> lmao
00:00 <faux> hes like ok if u need anything give us a yell 
01:00 <faux> lolll
01:00 <Doodle> haha
01:00 <faux> Love bazza
01:00 <faux> He takes care of our garden :')
01:00 <faux> Good bloke
01:00 <Doodle> awes
01:00 <Doodle> my gardener gave me a $300 bill
01:00 <faux> Lik cos u didnt pay him for 3933 months
02:00 <faux> lol*
02:00 <Doodle> lol no
02:00 <Doodle> he didnt give me a bill for 10 months
02:00 <faux> Lol
02:00 <Doodle> from december lol
02:00 <faux> Maybe you shoulda asked!!!!
02:00 <Doodle> i have already spoken to him about it once before
02:00 <Doodle> pls bill me more often
02:00 <Doodle> instead of one huge bill
03:00 <faux> Why dont u just pay him on the spot
03:00 <Doodle> cos i dont have cash and shit usually
03:00 <faux> Easy peasy
03:00 <faux> Ah
03:00 <Doodle> and he does them when i am not here
03:00 <faux> Me too
03:00 <faux> I hate cash
03:00 <Doodle> ye
03:00 <faux> So bad
04:00 <faux> Im still hungry
04:00 <faux> Breakfast sucked
04:00 <Doodle> :\
04:00 <Doodle> i dont usually eat breakfast
04:00 <faux> Thts the one meal i cant survive without
04:00 <faux> I camt function otherwise lol
05:00 <Doodle> oh god
05:00 <Doodle> the yelling has started
05:00 <Doodle> again
05:00 <faux> Lol
05:00 <faux> Yell back 
05:00 <Doodle> nah the mum is nice
05:00 <faux> WHY DO U NEED A DILDO WHEN U HAVE ME
05:00 <faux> U SELFISH BITCH
05:00 <Doodle> if i had kids i'd have a go at the daughter for swearing at the top of her lungs
05:00 <faux> get a dpg up ya
06:00 <faux> How old is the daughter 
06:00 <Doodle> probably 16
06:00 <Doodle> 15 maybe
06:00 <faux> Uh
06:00 <faux> Id punchh her
06:00 <faux> Just acidentally run her pvee
06:00 <faux> Over
06:00 <Doodle> lol
06:00 <Doodle> thankfully theyre moving soon
07:00 <Doodle> their house is sold
07:00 <faux> at my old place thrre was a 5 year old
07:00 <Doodle> and they told me an old man is moving in
07:00 <faux> Who used to swear at his mum
07:00 <Doodle> lol i hate that
07:00 <faux> And chuck tantrums and say he ddint wanna get out the car efc
07:00 <faux> Etc
07:00 <faux> So she would grab the wheelie bin
07:00 <Doodle> yeah there is one of those next door too
07:00 <Doodle> she has 3 kids
07:00 <faux> And start chucking his toys
07:00 <faux> Lnao
07:00 <Doodle> haha
08:00 <faux> And he would scream even louder
08:00 <Doodle> i was talking to her over the fence the other day and her 5yo son is on the trampoline going mum mum mum mum MUM MUM MUM
08:00 <faux> And im upstairs thinking god dammit woman duct tape or xanax pick one
08:00 <faux> Uh
08:00 <faux> Did u shoot it
08:00 <Doodle> lol i had to ignore him
08:00 <Doodle> she was too
08:00 <Doodle> it was pissing him off
08:00 <faux> I would have broken his legs
08:00 <Doodle> haha
08:00 <faux> accidentally ofc
08:00 <Doodle> ofc
09:00 <Doodle> ok
09:00 <faux> Lol
09:00 <Doodle> i have to get going
09:00 <Doodle> be good and stuff ^_^
09:00 <faux> Ok have a good one x
59:00 <partay> waaaaake up
59:00 <partay> it's breakfast
10:00 <faux>  Pablo
11:00 <partay> hola faux
11:00 <partay> que tal
11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Well its lunch partay
11:00 <faux> U are not pablo gtfo
11:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Avalanches-Pablo's Cruise.mp3 (1.99MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:10)
11:00 <faux> wb doodlez
11:00 <Doodle> ty lovely
11:00 <partay> faux smd 
11:00 <faux> U wishbitch
11:00 <Doodle> smell many daisies
11:00 <faux> man i was up at 2am
11:00 <partay> ashleighxtrinity im on holidays.. its breaky 
12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol
12:00 <faux> Couldnt sleep til 5
12:00 <faux> Worstttttt
12:00 <faux> im so sleepy 
12:00 <Doodle> me2
12:00 <Doodle> early start
12:00 <faux> Zz
12:00 <Doodle> eeeheh
12:00 <partay> farting in your sleep wake you up again faux ?
12:00 <faux> PLAY WITH MY HAIR TIL I FALL ASLEEP PLS TYSM
12:00 <Doodle> k
12:00 <Doodle> wait
13:00 <Doodle> head hair?
13:00 <faux> Phew
13:00 <faux> Yes thats the only place i hve hair
13:00 <partay> lol
13:00 <faux> And my brows obv
13:00 <Doodle> heheee
13:00 <faux> I might zumba, shower then nap
13:00 <ashleighxtrinity> And the moustache
14:00 <faux> Toodles doodles
14:00 <Doodle> yeh i should do stuff
14:00 <Doodle> bai2u
14:00 <faux> and the rest of u turds
14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> :C
14:00 <faux> X
14:00 <partay> lol
22:00 <partay> faux why are you such a sour mole ?
22:00 <partay> do you need more penis ?
23:00 <Clarkson> I went to the loo and spent the rest of the party wrapping toilet paper on my cock to stop the bleeding
25:00 <Serenity> bitch rude
25:00 <Serenity> er
25:00 <Serenity> bit*
25:00 <thestig> yeh faux being rude lately 
25:00 <partay> my sentiemts exactly Serenity
26:00 <partay> hahaha
26:00 <Serenity> i was talking about you
26:00 <partay> i saw bitch rude 
26:00 <Clarkson> oh if he means the Element stuff, yes .......... I had to change my IP 2 days ago cause of the shit that went down
26:00 <Serenity> yes. as you can see by the fix below it it was a typo
26:00 <partay> i already know im a cunt 
26:00 <Serenity> or did you choose to ignore that bit
26:00 <partay> i chose the latter 
26:00 <Serenity> yes well maybe thats half your problem
27:00 <faux> Lol if u wanna mistake my honesty for bitchiness thats fine by me. Im not here to plant my tongue in anyone's asshole
27:00 <partay> lol
27:00 <faux> just cos i ignore your annoying faux narrations doesnt mean i need dick
27:00 <Clarkson> `8ball is this that which was what that twat snot
27:00 <ChanOP> 8ball: is this that which was what that twat snot?? Sometime in the near future. Ask again tomorrow.!!
27:00 <partay> and don't mistake my comment for anything else other than idgaf
28:00 <faux> Ok
28:00 <Serenity> obv you give a fuck or you wouldnt have made the comment at all
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <faux> derp
28:00 <faux> and stig how am i rude to you?
28:00 <Serenity> even i get annoyed with the constant faux narations and im not faux
28:00 <thestig> dont bring me into this
28:00 <thestig> i watching the red moon
28:00 <Serenity> o.O
29:00 <Serenity> you took yourself into it hahah
29:00 <thestig> haha
29:00 <thestig> she said i tounge punch popos ass
29:00 <thestig> :(
29:00 <faux> anywho w/evs im dressed now time 2 zumba bai 
30:00 <faux> No i said you used to
30:00 <Serenity> whos popo
30:00 <thestig> im a sensitive guy in a harsh world of misconceptions 
31:00 <Serenity> oic
31:00 <amsy> stig, i woke up to look and try to take a shitty phone pic http://imgur.com/huLpcZC lol
31:00 <partay> gawd
31:00 <partay> everyone re fucking lax 
31:00 <partay> *sip*
31:00 <thestig> amsy that is good still 
32:00 <ShadowLurker> that was an iphone wasnt it
32:00 <amsy> no
32:00 <thestig> http://www.nasa.gov/topics/solarsystem/features/eclipse/index.html
32:00 <Serenity> we dont get to see the eclipse here wah
32:00 <amsy> iphone would be much worse
32:00 <ShadowLurker> true
33:00 <amsy> my bfs phone wont even
33:00 <amsy> lol
33:00 <amsy> its a 6
34:00 <Serenity> moon pics are hard with a real camera let alone a phone
34:00 <thestig> i cant even take good ones with a telescope 
35:00 <Serenity> i took an ok pic of the super moon a few years ago with my dslr
35:00 <Serenity> but i didnt have a tripod so it was hard
36:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/6468_10151427149702331_1432333184_n.jpg?oh=4f5a0854e585dfe6c5d8a57ba05f9f35&oe=56A0A50D
36:00 <amsy> nice
36:00 <thestig> oh nice
36:00 <thestig> what camera is that
36:00 <Serenity> had to use the roof of my car to stabalise it haha
37:00 <Serenity> nikon d3100
37:00 <Serenity> just a cheapy
38:00 <thestig> better then mine lol
39:00 <Serenity> it was good when we bought it 3?? years ago
39:00 <thestig> still a 3 - 400 camera
39:00 <thestig> https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-OFwlth31woM/VgioTTmfgBI/AAAAAAAAAko/6Op3vxoVJeM/s1024-Ic42/IMG_0070.JPG
39:00 <thestig> mine came out blury 
40:00 <Serenity> thats still alright though, did you have a tripod?
40:00 <Serenity> that seems to make a hufe dif
40:00 <thestig> yeh it was on the end of my telescop
40:00 <thestig> e
41:00 <Serenity> ahh
41:00 <Serenity> god i want a telescope
41:00 <Serenity> i still have memories of my brother coming to visit with his, and waiting up till midnight for the street lights to turn off
45:00 <thestig> yah that dirty light. i tried a light pollution filter but it didnt help much
45:00 <thestig> my camera daytime pics come out good
45:00 <thestig> https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-8Z0uexW7kXg/Vgiprh3LEyI/AAAAAAAAAk8/mOEYKcsYjuk/s1024-Ic42/IMG_0200.JPG
45:00 <Serenity> woah thats cool
46:00 <thestig> thanks :P
48:00 <Serenity> i got a birdy one
48:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t31.0-8/1265571_10151568671617331_725654860_o.jpg
49:00 <thestig> oh nice!
49:00 <thestig> that colour is amazing 
49:00 <Serenity> theres that peel zoo place is good for bird photos
49:00 <Serenity> cause they climb all over you n shit
50:00 <thestig> i have never been before 
50:00 <thestig> must go one day
51:00 <Serenity> its like $9 to get in or something its pretty good
51:00 <Serenity> they have massive red tail blacks that come and sit on you
52:00 <thestig> that would be awesome, better then perth zoo
52:00 <Serenity> it def is for birds and native wildlife
52:00 <Serenity> the kids loved it
55:00 <thestig> sezz did you use any filters with that moon pic? 
55:00 <partay> watching the moon through a telescope is difficult cos you have to try to keep up with it 
55:00 <Serenity> yeah i had a blue tiny glare reduction filter on it
55:00 <Serenity> tint*
56:00 <thestig> i always wanted to get the greys like that
57:00 <Serenity> i honestly took about 200 photos juust to get that shot and one other good one though
58:00 <thestig> i feel like a cheat though, my telescope moves with the moon with its 2 axis motors 
58:00 <partay> nice
59:00 <partay> well it is moving at 3500km/h 
59:00 <Serenity> thats cool
00:00 <Serenity> my brother has this program you can set up with a telescope and it finds whatever you input into the program
00:00 <Serenity> and follows the orbit
00:00 <thestig> niceeee
11:00 <amsy> so weird looking at the moon
11:00 <amsy> it looks dead
11:00 <amsy> lol
19:00 <partay> it is
25:00 <amsy> i meant in terms of brightness
28:00 <thestig> amsy killed the moon :(
29:00 <amsy> lol
29:00 <amsy> might try sleep a bit more
31:00 <Serenity> mm sleep
32:00 <thestig> boo i died
39:00 <partay> then Doodle licked it all off 
40:00 <Doodle> did not
40:00 <partay> she said u did 
40:00 <partay> and you liked it 
43:00 <Doodle> its a lie
45:00 <partay> it's on the internet .. it's true 
45:00 <Serenity> did 10ks today stig! 
51:00 <thestig> ooo nice!
53:00 <Serenity> gonna end up with thighs like chyna
54:00 <thestig> haha 
54:00 <thestig> i should go for ride later 
56:00 <Serenity> its a nice day out there
56:00 <Serenity> seems to be very little smoke too
56:00 <thestig> that smoke is so shit!
56:00 <Serenity> yeah it was so strong last night
08:00 <dematerialised> faggotw
08:00 <dematerialised> s
11:00 <faux> U r
11:00 <faux> feck im so chilled rn
11:00 <faux> poor pong and his poos and wees
13:00 <dematerialised> chilled like a frozen banana
13:00 <Serenity>  my legs feel all wibbly
14:00 <faux> I zumbad showered and had an epic nap
14:00 <Serenity> nice
14:00 <faux> Now im ready to conquer thr world 
14:00 <Serenity> I feel like a nap but ive got things to do
15:00 <faux> Naps > things to do
15:00 <Serenity> haha
16:00 <faux> Lmao i missed training yesterday cos i had a massove case of ceebs and my friend has been texting me fitness memes all day 
16:00 <faux> im like stfu im making a tuna salad ok shes like phew
16:00 <faux> gonna bash her neck in
16:00 <Serenity> hahah
16:00 <Serenity> mm tuna
16:00 <Serenity> i forgot to get some when i went shopping
18:00 <faux> Tuna is one thibg thats always in my panty
18:00 <faux> Pantry lolll
18:00 <Serenity> rofll
19:00 <Serenity> the kids eat it all when i have it
19:00 <Serenity> fat jerks
19:00 <Serenity> ok they aren't fat..
21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> It smells like tuna in faux's panty
21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> :/
22:00 <dematerialised> better than anchovies
22:00 <faux> Lol put some tuna in a place for you out of reach 
22:00 <faux> N some for them 
23:00 <Dugnuts> gimme some nice fresh tuna, but tinned tuna can suck the big one
24:00 <TheDarkTruth> tinned tuna has its place......
24:00 <TheDarkTruth> ....and its place is in hell!
24:00 <Serenity> i had some corn thins and lils like can i have a couple
24:00 <Serenity> so i saod yes.. go back in and half a packets gone
24:00 <Serenity> x.x
24:00 <faux> Lol
24:00 <doctor> that's when you flip the table in a fit of rage and burst into tears
24:00 <faux> I have hotface from my nap
25:00 <faux> Hate hotface so much 
25:00 <Serenity> you need one of those gel masks haha
25:00 <Dugnuts> hotface?
25:00 <Dugnuts> thats a thing?
25:00 <doctor> splashy splash some water from the sink
29:00 <faux> I did
29:00 <faux> And noe im in front of te fan
29:00 <faux> :')
31:00 <doctor> snooze time?
32:00 <faux> Nah i napped
32:00 <faux> Which is why i have hotface
32:00 <faux> Lol
32:00 <faux> Hi bonny
33:00 <Bonny> hey
33:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hello Bonny ltns
33:00 <Bonny> was gone that long was I? lol
33:00 <Bonny> wasn't*
34:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I haven't seen your nick in a while! Lol
34:00 <Bonny> my nick is always here but not me lol
34:00 <gs69azza> i want to nap for like 17 hours
35:00 <faux> Hehe
38:00 <Serenity> mm nap
38:00 <Serenity> i think my buttcheeks are bruised aha
40:00 <thestig> lol mine too
42:00 <gs69azza> the shittest feeling after a bender is finding out you spent $1420
42:00 <Dugnuts> holy shit
42:00 <Clarkson> one fucking glass
42:00 <Serenity> :/
42:00 <gs69azza> yeahhhhh
42:00 <gs69azza> fuck
43:00 <thestig> thats a big bender
43:00 <gs69azza> sat night till this morning
44:00 <thestig> i am proud of u 
44:00 <Dugnuts> too many drugs
44:00 <gs69azza> waaaaay too many
46:00 <doctor> something to tell the grandkids, in note form as you'll be dead before they're born
52:00 <faux> Lol
52:00 <faux> "Going to A&B sober"
52:00 <faux> Okaaayy
55:00 <dematerialised> what
55:00 <MrMark> INXS!!!!!
55:00 <dematerialised> yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
55:00 <dematerialised> oh-kaaaaaaaaay
55:00 <faux> Lol mrmark do u have therons nick on highlight 
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks!
55:00 <TheRon> woo hoo!!
55:00 <faux> k9
56:00 <MrMark> INXS!!!!!
56:00 <TheRon> indeed
56:00 <Serenity> k8
56:00 <Serenity> m8
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai sup ?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> full moon tonight peeps! 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> So it would be a marvellous night for a moon dance - just sayin'
57:00 <dematerialised> im going for a drive out to perform my rituals
57:00 <dematerialised> you're welcome to join me
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> what - jizzing in nature?
58:00 <dematerialised> syes
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, pass on that
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe when it's warmer
58:00 <Dugnuts> im sure you could find a warm place for it
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you have to dance naked under the full moon
59:00 <Dugnuts> supermoon
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it is
59:00 <Dugnuts> if you arent warm
59:00 <Dugnuts> you arent dancing hard enough
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> you don't wanna like like a lunatic !
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> blood moon/ eclipse 
00:00 <Dugnuts> well maybe just dancing too alone
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> not that we'll see it
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah dance like no one is watching
00:00 <faux> Nosenie
00:00 <Dugnuts> arent covens supposed to have a few people in them?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol fucked if i know
01:00 <Dugnuts> bit sad dancing under the moon on your own
01:00 <gs69azza> faux	"Going to A&B sober"
01:00 <gs69azza> if you can see on my fb, Dan is HIGHLY unimpressed
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif it's sad dancing on your own
01:00 <under> damn guys
01:00 <under> you woke me up 
01:00 <TheRon> doin' the last lager waltz
01:00 <gs69azza> he gave me a hug on sat to say good work on changing... nek minnit photo at 6am that his employee is at mine fucked off our faces 
02:00 <gs69azza> I lasted 3 weeks
02:00 <gs69azza> time to restart
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> good for you
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> drugs are bad, mkay
02:00 <faux> Whos dan
02:00 <gs69azza> the guy who met the rock
02:00 <gs69azza> my mate who owns the gym
02:00 <TheRon> lieutenant dan
02:00 <faux> the huge dude
03:00 <gs69azza> yeah
03:00 <faux> Wait tjeure all huge
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <faux> Like the really huge one
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> the green hulk looking one?
03:00 <gs69azza> nah Dan isn't the really huge one
03:00 <gs69azza> umm
03:00 <gs69azza> he's just bigger than the rock
03:00 <faux> Is he the one that was in ur snap
03:00 <gs69azza> nah that's ricky
03:00 <faux> in the car
03:00 <faux> He was cute
03:00 <faux> Lol
03:00 <TheRon> i watched san andreas last night
03:00 <gs69azza> he's the one dancing on my fb
03:00 <TheRon> i want my 2 hours back
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> was it good ron?
04:00 <faux> i havent seen yr fb
04:00 <faux> Today
04:00 <gs69azza> he's my protege 
04:00 <faux> will perv later
04:00 <gs69azza> haha enjoy
04:00 <Serenity>  mm cruskits
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> I had corn cruskits
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> hummus and ham
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> was fuckin' delicious 
04:00 <faux> hammus
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is a hammus
05:00 <gs69azza> hanus
05:00 <Serenity> i just had some vegemite
05:00 <gs69azza> I ate a whole chicken
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> and
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> ok fatteh
05:00 <Serenity> on some corn ones
05:00 <faux> Yum
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i found these delicious snacky snacks
05:00 <faux> I ust had a tuna salad
05:00 <Serenity> yum
05:00 <faux> :')))))
05:00 <gs69azza> ps: Serenity weight fluctuates due to hormones and water retention and such
06:00 <Serenity> yes i know
06:00 <gs69azza> I wouldn't worru about 300g
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> Kez - free & naked choc mini bar
06:00 <Serenity> you still dont want to see gains on check in day
06:00 <faux> How often do u weigh yorself sez
06:00 <gs69azza> yerrrrp tell me about it
06:00 <gs69azza> I've gained 7kg trying to "cut"
06:00 <Serenity> i weigh myself every morning. i only record the weight mondays
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> noice
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> how much have you lost now>
07:00 <Serenity> 5.8 kilos
07:00 <TheRon> biggest loser style
07:00 <faux> Im struggling wirh losing anymoreeeeeee 
07:00 <Serenity> i put on 300 grams
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOOWHOO! Thats pretty awesome
07:00 <faux> Fuck up theron
07:00 <Serenity> in 4 weeks
07:00 <faux> Nice 
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's a good weight loss
07:00 <faux> took me like ....
07:00 <faux> 6 months to lose 10 
07:00 <faux> Lol
07:00 <Serenity> ive got the bike now. will be interesting to see next weeks result
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, but did you keep it off fauxy
08:00 <faux> yeah
08:00 <Serenity> im hoping to have 15 off by Christmas
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> so that's a good thing
08:00 <faux> I wanna lose about 5 more but im struggling atm
08:00 <TheRon> MrMark: ben folds five - brick
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome! 15kgs! woowhoo
08:00 <gs69azza> diet - carb cycling, add in cardio
08:00 <gs69azza> works well
09:00 <dematerialised> ENERGY IN ENERGY OOOOOOOOOOOOOUT
09:00 <dematerialised> moah enuhgy
09:00 <faux> is there a point where your   bodies like nope
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake in.. cake out
09:00 <faux> Das it for u bitch
09:00 <dematerialised> this is arnold
09:00 <dematerialised> yoah instruktor
09:00 <gs69azza> there is a point
09:00 <faux> dammit
09:00 <gs69azza> that's why I do things I do to get past that point
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then you take drugs for that junkie look
09:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJdMjRHRLfg
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Luke Million - Arnold [OFFICIAL VIDEO] Views: 1,665,452 Uploader: Future Classic Uploaded: Jun 18, 2011 Duration: 3m55s Rating: 4.90
09:00 <dematerialised> watch this for ultimate fitness
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos everyone wants sunken cheeks and exposed hip bones
10:00 <faux> Yeah i dont feel like injecting my eyeballs with horse semen
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO @faux
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
10:00 <Serenity> i need to get this weight bench set up
10:00 <gs69azza> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> seriusly laughing hard
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <gs69azza> I would just take a look at your energy expenditure and see what you intake
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh…. lol
10:00 <dematerialised> down, up, down, up, down, moah enuhgee!
10:00 <gs69azza> timing of your food changes everything too
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh please
10:00 <Serenity> i already know what i intake
10:00 <gs69azza> a calorie isn't just a calorie
10:00 <faux> Im happy w my butt now
10:00 <Serenity> my BMR is 2186 ny calorie intake is 1600
10:00 <dematerialised> me too
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif get anal about food intake at a specific time
11:00 <faux> wouod like to tone my tummy a bit more
11:00 <Serenity> im not stupid i know how food works
11:00 <gs69azza> that BMR internet calculators are far from accurate
11:00 <Serenity> its not an interney calculator
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> well whatever she is doing is working!
11:00 <TheRon> i'm toning my tummy as we speak
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> why - because she knows her own body
11:00 <Serenity> exactly kate
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> AND you know what works for you
12:00 <gs69azza> ... I'm not actually going to have this conversation am I?
12:00 <Serenity> ive lost 40 kilos before. losing weight isnt my issue
12:00 <gs69azza> I'm aware you know how to do it
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> *faints*
12:00 <gs69azza> I'm aware you know how your body works
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> 40 kgs
12:00 <gs69azza> but there are little tweaks
12:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
12:00 <TheRiddler> faux
12:00 <TheRiddler> I need the new key
12:00 <faux> hallo
12:00 <faux> Ash
12:00 <faux> Did u miss me
12:00 <faux> Oh
12:00 <TheRiddler> also sezz
12:00 <faux> :'
12:00 <faux> (
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> riddler! 
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're not dead
12:00 <TheRiddler> yes I did
12:00 <faux> phew
12:00 <Serenity> i noteoped you it ash
12:00 <faux> Tysm
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <TheRiddler> ok
13:00 <faux> Didnsomeone get ur rkey too sez
13:00 <Serenity> twice
13:00 <faux> Fibry somejow got ours
13:00 <faux> ...
13:00 <Serenity> yep
13:00 <faux> Wtf
13:00 <faux> How
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> how good is fleetwood mac
13:00 <gs69azza> fruit for example... fructose can only be used by the liver for glycogen, it cannot be used for glycogen by any other muscle or organ... if it's not used by the liver it's converted to glucagen, meaning it's stored as body fat
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
13:00 <TheRon> you ppl should all watch bargearse
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> not saying you're fat serenity - but larger peeps arefucking experts on food and exercise
13:00 <faux> Lol y r u gurs being jerks hes just spurtin knowledge
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's more the emotional eating
14:00 <dematerialised> spurtin semen
14:00 <gs69azza> so best time to have fruit without gaining glucagen is by having it after being in fasted state (ie. post wo or for breakfast)... or after a period of no carbs
14:00 <Serenity> oh no im fat
14:00 <Serenity> im fat because i have no self control and enjoy junk food
14:00 <TheRiddler> I bet they managed to hack servers
14:00 <TheRiddler> hence the netsplits
14:00 <Serenity> not because I don't knkw how to eat right
14:00 <TheRiddler> n such
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> and are you more than aware of diet + exercise and the 'right foods to eat'
14:00 <faux> I eat a banana w breakfast 
15:00 <dematerialised> i dont eat breakfast or lunch
15:00 <faux> Nommm
15:00 <Serenity> im hyper awate of everything my body does
15:00 <faux> Whatt
15:00 <dematerialised> my body is permanently in starvation mode
15:00 <Serenity> i have to be
15:00 <Serenity> or i get fat
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> exactly!
15:00 <faux> I would die without breaky
15:00 <Serenity> eg. me right nkw
15:00 <Serenity> now*
15:00 <Serenity> problem is i get lazy
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, same
15:00 <Serenity> and then prefer to eat burgers
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
15:00 <Serenity> instead of good food an exercise
15:00 <Dugnuts> mm burgers
16:00 <faux> Monitoring food is exhausting
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> tis
16:00 <Serenity> it is
16:00 <gs69azza> eating regularly increases T4 production by the thyroid... the conversion of T4 to T3 is essentially your metabolism
16:00 <faux> You have to plan everything 
16:00 <faux> I hate it
16:00 <Serenity> MFP is making it easier
16:00 <Serenity> i can scan everything
16:00 <faux> Wut
16:00 <faux> oh
16:00 <gs69azza> having skin folds done where you hold the most "weight" will help control hormones
16:00 <faux> Yeah
16:00 <faux> Good app
16:00 <dematerialised> my daily kJ intake is approx 5500
16:00 <Serenity> i was using calorie king but its all manual
16:00 <faux> Wtf is a skin fold
16:00 <Serenity> and tiring
16:00 <gs69azza> I'm on 2900 calories on non carb days
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> are you preggers dem
17:00 <faux> Lol Shane what
17:00 <gs69azza> 3500 calories on carb days
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm on over 9000
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> so beat that mofos
17:00 <Serenity> 1500-1600 a day 
17:00 <Serenity> here
17:00 <gs69azza> diet example?
17:00 <gs69azza> legit only wanna halp
17:00 <Serenity> im nkt posting my food
17:00 <Serenity> ty but im good
17:00 <gs69azza> pm
17:00 <faux> Oh
17:00 <faux> I wanna know TOO 
17:00 <dematerialised> according to online calculators 
18:00 <dematerialised> i eat over 1.3million calories a day
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
18:00 <Serenity> today i haf musli and yogurt for breakfast
18:00 <Serenity> poachrd eggs for lunch
18:00 <faux> Yumm
18:00 <Serenity> an apple in between
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh eggs annoy me
18:00 <gs69azza> as I said something like changing the timing of your intake in fruit can be all the difference you need and you drop it quicker
18:00 <Serenity> and my cruskits just then
18:00 <Serenity> ill have a stir fry for dinner most likely
18:00 <dematerialised> 1313 calories seems like its more correct
18:00 <faux> Nice
18:00 <faux> Do u snack after dins
18:00 <gs69azza> seems fine, yuou're never having protein carbs and fats in the 1 meal
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> have you got a spiral veggie thing to make noodles?
19:00 <Serenity> i try not to or i get heartburn but ill have a cuo of tea sometimes
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> I've been making zucchini noodles
19:00 <Serenity> cup*
19:00 <TheRiddler> I spent the weekend at my friends
19:00 <gs69azza> I'd add the apple to breakfast and add in somerthing with some protein value where you apple is
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> jizz?
19:00 <Serenity> rofl grosss
19:00 <gs69azza> 9g per table spoon
19:00 <Serenity> kate!
19:00 <gs69azza> so why not
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
19:00 <gs69azza> haha
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd prefer a steak 
20:00 <gs69azza> that means Paul gets a BJ each day
20:00 <gs69azza> see I eat red meat as my last meal of the day due to it taking longer to digest
20:00 <Serenity> im eating a lot of chicken
21:00 <gs69azza> chicken is fine
21:00 <gs69azza> do you use sauce?
21:00 <gs69azza> actually I use sauce on everything, fuck that
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> chicken + dust
21:00 <gs69azza> even on my no carbs I have sauce lol
21:00 <Serenity> i use sweet chilli sauce to grill on the chicken
21:00 <gs69azza> just as it gets closer to comp I swap to vinegar
21:00 <Serenity> then sometimes a low fat mayo
21:00 <gs69azza> (y)
22:00 <Serenity> last night i squeezed some lemon on though
22:00 <Serenity> was good
22:00 <gs69azza> lemon is fine, I have lemon in my water
22:00 <gs69azza> do you use salt?
22:00 <gs69azza> Pink rock salt is filled with other minerals, helps with water retention so use that if you do
23:00 <Serenity> i rarely use salt ive never really used it
23:00 <Serenity> all the foods i used it on im  not eating anymkre
23:00 <faux> That salt is so exxy
23:00 <Serenity> mashed potato chips etc
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> with tequila ? 
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomit*
24:00 <TheRiddler> potato is better than eating rice/pasta
24:00 <Serenity> yumm i miss alcohol
24:00 <Serenity> i dont eat rice or pasta either
24:00 <gs69azza> mashed potato and chips are still fine to eat as you still need carbs... there is less starch in white potato than sweet potato so having that post workout is fine
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> just drink vodka and lime soda
24:00 <gs69azza> pasta no bueno unless it's gluten free... rice is fine
25:00 <Serenity> itll be fine once ive lost enough
25:00 <gs69azza> alcohol in terms of it's calorie output is 7 calories per 1g of alchol
25:00 <Serenity> but while im having to be so strict with calories
25:00 <Serenity> its not worth it
25:00 <gs69azza> vodka is the least as it's got no sugar
25:00 <gs69azza> but you're still getting 70 calories per shot
25:00 <Serenity> im not drinking at all anymore
26:00 <faux> Omgosh this movie gives me anxiety
26:00 <TheRiddler> what movie?
26:00 <gs69azza> besides, having alcohol in your system will spike your liver enzymes... these will take preference in processing alcohol rather than fatty acids in your blood from lipolysis
26:00 <TheRiddler> also there's a great zombie movie called corkneys vs zombies
26:00 <gs69azza> so healthy liver = healthy weight loss
26:00 <faux> the book thief
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> thnks riddler!
26:00 <TheRiddler> it's hilarious
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i hate funny zombies
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> i only like the scary rabid ones
27:00 <faux> Theyre checking basements 
27:00 <faux> Sicvuvpjealhccikdnrr
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <TheRiddler> it's shaun of the dead quality
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pass
27:00 <TheRiddler> aww
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> fear the walking dead is on tonight
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> it better be fucking good tonight
27:00 <faux> Gross
27:00 <faux> !
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever! 
28:00 <TheRiddler> shawn*
28:00 <gs69azza> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11218769_10206520481438178_2215921170175045601_n.jpg?oh=783a59a76473e72ad7bb33c877023923&oe=568EF631
28:00 <gs69azza> that's my cheatsheet for hormones
29:00 <Serenity> my mums the worst i was there the ither day and im like ive gotta go im . hungry. .. "oh have a slice of cake therrs some in the fridge'
29:00 <Serenity> arghh no mum
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah all the cake eaters come out when you're watching what you're eating lol
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckers
29:00 <gs69azza> knowthemfeels
30:00 <gs69azza> "just 1 isn't gonna hurt ya"
30:00 <Serenity> it will bloody so
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> like fuck!
30:00 <gs69azza> -_____________-
30:00 <gs69azza> so yeah that's my suggestion
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i have a friend who bakes healthy 'treats'
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> so that's ok
31:00 <Serenity> even healthy treats are high in calories more often than not
31:00 <gs69azza> I agree
31:00 <gs69azza> MCT oils are used as it's "
31:00 <gs69azza> healthy"
31:00 <gs69azza> yet have the highest calories
32:00 <Serenity> yeah
32:00 <Serenity> its all a fine balancing game really
32:00 <TheRiddler> wish there was nature box here
33:00 <Serenity> then you get. people like longie who have "second lunch" rofl and dont gain a kilo ever
33:00 <gs69azza> make your own food, you control what you put in it... I eat teh same boring thing day in and day out, 1 night a week I have my blow out
33:00 <TheRiddler> oh there is
33:00 <gs69azza> haha Longie hasn't changed in years
33:00 <Serenity> hes a wanker lol
33:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.harvestbox.com.au/HB/
34:00 <Serenity> nuts are soooo high im calories
34:00 <Serenity> you can literally have like 6 almonds
34:00 <gs69azza> 9 calories per 1g of fat
34:00 <gs69azza> depends on your macronutrient split
34:00 <gs69azza> I have 2/3 of a cup of almonds a day
34:00 <gs69azza> and 3 tablespoons of peanut butter
34:00 <gs69azza> 5 whole eggs
34:00 <gs69azza> and 1 tablespoon of oil before ebd
34:00 <gs69azza> about 140g of fat
35:00 <Serenity> shit lol
35:00 <Clarkson> i wish i had a big penis
35:00 <Serenity> ill find ouy how much i had yesterday
35:00 <gs69azza> my body responds well to fats
35:00 <gs69azza> that's the difference... I took it from the blood type diet years ago.  I still implement it and it's fine
35:00 <Serenity> 17g of fat yesterday
36:00 <gs69azza> by eating the right amount of essential fats youre stopping your liver from producing it's own saturate fats
36:00 <gs69azza> how many carbs?
36:00 <Serenity> 105g carbs and 85g protein
37:00 <gs69azza> that's a really low day in calories
37:00 <gs69azza> < 1200
37:00 <Serenity> neg
37:00 <gs69azza> carbs is on the money though, I'd be having about that many carbs and < 40g fat but up the protein just that little bit more to 100
37:00 <gs69azza> 450 calories for fat
37:00 <TheRiddler> carbs > fat > protein
38:00 <gs69azza> errr
38:00 <Serenity> actually it was 1232
38:00 <gs69azza> 153 calories fat, 420 calories carbs, 340 calories protein
38:00 <TheRiddler> body absortion
38:00 <Serenity> i thought i ate mkre
38:00 <Serenity> more
38:00 <gs69azza> then you have the added fibre and such
40:00 <Serenity> i used  butter twice today thats upped.my fat yoday
41:00 <TheRon> bob murphy for the brownlow
42:00 <TheRon> nutter is the best
42:00 <TheRiddler> I hope so
42:00 <TheRon> butter is the best
43:00 <TheRiddler> who knows how they rate players
43:00 <faux> Cum
43:00 <TheRiddler> atleast it's not media rated
43:00 <TheRiddler> oh that reminds me
44:00 <TheRiddler> JUST BEFORE I STEP OUTSIDE I STROKE MY DICK AND GET REAL HARD THEN I YELL OUT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS I'M CUMMING NOW
45:00 <TheRiddler> *MORNING
45:00 <gs69azza> butt
45:00 <faux> Less drugs more butt
45:00 <TheRiddler> I had that cher song stuck in my head all saturday during work
45:00 <TheRon> nat fyfe will romp it in
46:00 <gs69azza> butt incoming soon
46:00 <TheRon> i usually have just like jessie james
46:00 <faux> I will show u a pic from training maybe 
46:00 <faux> MAYBE
46:00 <TheRiddler> like my version?
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <Serenity> mfp wants me to have 104g protein and 70g of fat 
47:00 <faux> All yhat stuff is too complez for me
47:00 <faux> Does my head in
48:00 <gs69azza> my fingers are crossed
48:00 <gs69azza> yeah MFP is weird
48:00 <gs69azza> its good to track macros
48:00 <gs69azza> but use your own macros in it
48:00 <Serenity> and 250g of carbs.. i dont thinm so
48:00 <Serenity> think
48:00 <gs69azza> you can change the percentage split
48:00 <Serenity> 105 is working
49:00 <gs69azza> 40/40/20 seems fine for females
49:00 <gs69azza> 50/30/20 is more so males
49:00 <gs69azza> P/C/F
49:00 <Serenity> i seem to be hitting that most daya
49:00 <Serenity> days
49:00 <Serenity> carbs are new to me i never bothered before
50:00 <TheRon> Brisbane Broncos FTW
50:00 <gs69azza> so for 1600 calories it's 160/160/35g 
51:00 <Serenity> why cant i just be like my sister
51:00 <Serenity> eat whatever the fuck she wants
51:00 <Clarkson> if u aren't writing a script about black lesbian amputee war veterans with OCD then u won't get a grant from any film commision in this country
51:00 <doctor> does she smoke?
52:00 <faux> Those people suck
52:00 <faux> I look at food and get fat
52:00 <TheRon> i look at beer and just drink it
52:00 <Serenity> she does smoke but thats not why she  thin
52:00 <Serenity> shes always been that way
53:00 <faux> Bitch
53:00 <Serenity> she had twins. and a week later was in her size 8 jeans
53:00 <Serenity> cunt.
53:00 <faux> Lolll
53:00 <doctor> she's a witch!
54:00 <Serenity> im sitting here like.. mmm doughnut and go up 2 dress sizes
54:00 <faux> My mum was fat as a teen
54:00 <faux> Then she started dancing in her room and eating well
54:00 <faux> Lollll
54:00 <faux> Shes been a size 8 since
55:00 <Serenity> i had a good body for like 5 years as a teen
55:00 <Serenity> thats about it
55:00 <doctor> i was fat a few years back due to some meds I was on. ballooned up to 90kg from 70 in just over a year
56:00 <doctor> then when i stopped it all just disappeared
56:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't
56:00 <doctor> still have stretch marks though
56:00 <TheRiddler> I was fat till about 20-22
56:00 <Serenity> pregnancy gave me stretchmarks
56:00 <Serenity> look like a road map
56:00 <TheRiddler> then back to fat
56:00 <gs69azza> yeah I'm just fat
56:00 <gs69azza> shittest genetics
57:00 <Serenity> i thinned down about 6 years ago then got fat
57:00 <doctor> i blame our sossiietie
57:00 <Serenity> poor shadowlurker lol
57:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/31626_405424304480_6880537_n.jpg?oh=e6a7ff63ebb1044eedfa33b1d0176f4e&oe=568C575A
57:00 <doctor> he seems pretty happy with you regardless
58:00 <TheRiddler> that's me not fat
58:00 <Serenity> yer he says he doesn't care
58:00 <Serenity> ur so tall ash
00:00 <faux> Wtf
01:00 <faux> Id be up to his nipple
01:00 <TheRiddler> gives it a lick
01:00 <TheRiddler> :p
01:00 <TheRiddler> hai ashleighxtrinity
01:00 <faux> Gtfo
02:00 <TheRiddler> I dont have 1
02:00 <Serenity> looool
02:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Then ill plant one!
02:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Mwa ha ha
02:00 <ashleighxtrinity> So eevool
02:00 <TheRon> stacy's mom has got it going on
03:00 <ashleighxtrinity> With TheRon's mum
05:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/gfwZRaR
05:00 <faux> Me irl
05:00 <faux> Tysm
08:00 <Serenity> yes plz
08:00 <Serenity> id even keep my fat legs n shit if my stomach was flat
08:00 <faux> ehehehehe
09:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
09:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Thatd look odd
10:00 <gs69azza> inj4 booty
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> eww god botherers just harassed me in my own home
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
12:00 <doctor> jehovas?
12:00 <doctor> they can be real pests
13:00 <TheRon> don't just stand there, fuck off!
14:00 <Serenity> theres two sisters at teeball who coach.  they have the biggest legs and bums
14:00 <Serenity> but these teeny tiny little tummys and waists
15:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Thunder thighs?
15:00 <Serenity> like.. size 16 thighs.. size 8 waists
15:00 <faux> Eehe
23:00 <TheRon> elderly woman behind the counter in a small town
25:00 <faux> Fuck sake
25:00 <faux> Stupid app keeps crashi g
25:00 <faux> Jwdoxudownd
25:00 <ashleighxtrinity> [17:25] (@faux) Jwdoxudownd well said
26:00 <Dugnuts> hahah
26:00 <faux> Lol
26:00 <faux> Im hungryyyyy
26:00 <faux> hurry up chiccken u slow asshole
27:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Mah bike nao.
29:00 <TheRon> your bike is a biscuit?
29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Possibly
30:00 <TheRon> today is the greatest day i've ever known
30:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Did you find your penis?
30:00 <TheRon> yes!
31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Yay!
31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Pics
31:00 <TheRon> ppl are trying to eat
31:00 <Serenity> i still dont know what im cooking for dinner
31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Yeah wouldn't want to put them off their food ;)
31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Cook a roast imo Serenity
31:00 <TheRon> southern style fried chicken?
32:00 <Serenity> nah no roast
32:00 <Serenity> i need low cals 
32:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lettuce
32:00 <Serenity> theron you are pushing pieter level lately
32:00 <TheRon> i'm sorry
32:00 <TheRon> i speak in jest
33:00 <frayedknot> pink bikes still work
34:00 <ashleighxtrinity> This one doesn't i took the pedals off and put them back on wrong
34:00 <frayedknot> oh well it's yours now
34:00 <Dugnuts> then fix it!
34:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Thx!
35:00 <Dugnuts> how can you put pedals on wrong anyway?
35:00 <Dugnuts> they spin around
35:00 <Dugnuts> they only go in one way
35:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Not if you glue them to the wheels
36:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
36:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
36:00 <Dugnuts> i'll never get modern art
36:00 <TheRon> ben folds five - army
36:00 <TheRon> great song
36:00 <Dugnuts> at the national gallery they had this exhibit of modern art
36:00 <frayedknot> you wanted the bike for a sculpture i see
36:00 <Dugnuts> a bunch of it was furniture from sweden
36:00 <Dugnuts> i was like... ikea is modern art now??
36:00 <TheRon> gallery or IKEA?
37:00 <Dugnuts> national gallery of victoria
37:00 <Dugnuts> love the name for a start
37:00 <thestig> are u an artist 
37:00 <TheRon> i am
38:00 <ashleighxtrinity> TheRon is a fartist
38:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
38:00 <Dugnuts> i dont think i ever will be
38:00 <ashleighxtrinity> He's fartistic
38:00 <TheRon> could one get into the gallery by farting the alphabet?
38:00 <Dugnuts> umm
38:00 <Dugnuts> i guess as you walk in the front door for free you can fart all you like
38:00 <Clarkson> at the cancellation fee of $79. We at Vagina Care, care for your vagina all year round but without the funds to do so this limits us in what we can provide for our customers. If you have any queries in regards to your Cunt Care subscription pack or your payment arrears please contact us on 1800 767 819.
39:00 <faux> Ecicuspwnslcpdnrmwiahx
39:00 <Dugnuts> well said
39:00 <thestig> perth has the best galleries 
39:00 <Dugnuts> the ngv is hooooge
40:00 <TheRon> i'm so well hung i should be in the national gallery
40:00 <thestig> haha
40:00 <Dugnuts> ho ho ho
40:00 <Dugnuts> they had this whole exhibit on horses
40:00 <Dugnuts> like
40:00 <Dugnuts> 5 rooms
40:00 <Dugnuts> full of horses
41:00 <Dugnuts> paintings, sculptures, plates
41:00 <thestig> did they have fart lap in there?
41:00 <Dugnuts> not even
41:00 <faux> hi couleurs 
41:00 <faux> Welcome to jungle
41:00 <couleurs> hi thx u
41:00 <ashleighxtrinity> :)
42:00 <TheRon> horses or blokes with really big dongers?
42:00 <under> couleurs: hey negro
42:00 <Dugnuts> surprisingly they didnt focus on the horse cock
42:00 <Clarkson> just jealous that I can fuck a guy without having a guilty conscience
42:00 <couleurs> what the key again i 4 got 
42:00 <Dugnuts> in fact that flat out ignored it
42:00 <Dugnuts> sorry dude
42:00 <couleurs> hi under 
43:00 <under> couleurs: what about bvb? juventus lost again
43:00 <under> this year isnt gonna be a shit
43:00 <couleurs> they drew again 2-2... last min gole they were winning 2-1
43:00 <under> at least we beat mancity in ucl
43:00 <under> oh shit
44:00 <couleurs> no games lost yet but they should've won
44:00 <TheRon> yeah i like you, i feel so bohemian like you
44:00 <under> you like me?
44:00 <under> no thanks im not interested
44:00 <couleurs> they play bayern next.......
44:00 <TheRon> go bayern
50:00 <couleurs> No.
51:00 <TheRon> FC Bonn?
52:00 <Lumeah> someone kill my boss
52:00 <Lumeah> please.. ta
52:00 <TheRon> oh, alright!
52:00 <Dugnuts> what will you give me for it?
52:00 <Dugnuts> :P
52:00 <Lumeah> thanks hun
53:00 <Lumeah> depends who u r
53:00 <Dugnuts> ?
53:00 <Dugnuts> that sounds like discrimination
53:00 <Dugnuts> my reward shouldnt depend on who i am!
53:00 <TheRon> it would if she's offering a blowie
54:00 <Lumeah> im not offering nuffin. 
54:00 <Dugnuts> heh
54:00 <Dugnuts> well i guess TheRon is out then
55:00 <Lumeah> lol
55:00 <TheRon> yep!
55:00 <Lumeah> i just want it done 
55:00 <Dugnuts> need to pay for things you want im afraid
55:00 <Dugnuts> dont blame me, blame capitalism :P
07:00 <Doodle> blame amelia
08:00 <TheRon> don't blame it on the sunshine
08:00 <amelia> m8 i am vulnerable atm be nice
08:00 <amelia> i done so much swimming dis weekend i think my hair is turning green
08:00 <amelia> this is nothing short of a disaster
08:00 <faux> Yum  chlorine hair 
08:00 <faux> Use tomato sauce
08:00 <TheRon> would you like a scotch?
09:00 <amelia> will that turn me ranga
09:00 <faux> No
09:00 <amelia> i rather chlorine hair than fanta pants
09:00 <faux> Gets rid of tge greeb
09:00 <Doodle> o
09:00 <amelia> are you setting me up to put ketchup in ma hair
09:00 <Doodle> amelia is vulnerable
09:00 <amelia> and then you will start calling me ketchuphead
09:00 <TheRon> one more drink and she'll be anyones
09:00 <faux> Google it pls tysm
09:00 <faux> Loll
09:00 <amelia> hahahah
10:00 <anotherirc3r> ketchup? are you a yank?
10:00 <amelia> no u r
10:00 <faux> Wank
11:00 <Doodle> good idea
11:00 <TheRon> don't mind if ido
11:00 <anotherirc3r> sif you need encouragement
13:00 <amelia> does anyone
13:00 <amelia> can you imagine
13:00 <amelia> yeah go on wank, you can do it, bring it home
13:00 <Doodle> keep going
13:00 <Doodle> i'm nearly there
13:00 <TheRon> and do it al at a medium pace
13:00 <amelia> YOU CAN DO IT
13:00 <amelia> remember you are strong
14:00 <couleurs> type softer.....
14:00 <amelia> you are hard
14:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ice Cube- You Can Do It (Put Your Back Into It).mp3 (5.92MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:28)
14:00 <amelia> oksoz
14:00 <milk> Martika - Toy Soldiers
14:00 <milk> Belinda Carlisle - summer Rain
14:00 <TheRon> gin blossoms - follow you down
14:00 <anotherirc3r> oh, god.. what did i start?
15:00 <couleurs> Mariah Carey - Fantasy.mp3
15:00 <amelia> i FoLLoW You DoWN BuT NoT THaT FaR
15:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
15:00 <amelia> ahahahhha
16:00 <TheRon> a long time ago, we used to be friends
17:00 <couleurs> justin bieber was in richmond and nobody told me
17:00 <couleurs> !!!!!!!
17:00 <TheRon> he thought it was shit
17:00 <Doodle> was he buying heroin
17:00 <amelia> cereals are you upset
17:00 <couleurs> yes
17:00 <amelia> well wot else is there to do in Melbourne other than shoot up
17:00 <couleurs> would take him 2 ikea, he would never get out cos he a moran!!!!!!!!!!!!!
18:00 <amelia> jason moran
18:00 <couleurs> better then jail
18:00 <TheRon> morans don't get out of jail
18:00 <couleurs> Brb.
18:00 <milk> always check under your new moran sofa's cushions
18:00 <amelia> ahahahhahahahahahaha
18:00 <TheRon> for ice?
18:00 <doctor> do you belieb in life after lamb?
19:00 <milk> they're good sofas
19:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
19:00 <Dugnuts> i just had some lamb
19:00 <Dugnuts> nom nom
20:00 <doctor> gotta eat it fresh out the oven
20:00 <TheRon> like a kiwi has lamb?
20:00 <doctor> once its cold its dog food
20:00 <Dugnuts> it was a lamb shank i cooked last night
20:00 <Dugnuts> was pretty good reheated
20:00 <doctor> beautiful
21:00 <milk> I'd turn down a date with tom cruise for a lamb roast
22:00 <doctor> he doesn't have much to offer anymore
22:00 <milk> money
22:00 <TheRon> i'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
22:00 <Dugnuts> k
23:00 <milk> evenflow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
23:00 <TheRon> way to hesitate
23:00 <anotherirc3r> why did i just think of icecream..
23:00 <anotherirc3r> i think i'm addicted :/
25:00 <amelia> i stood at the ben n jerry ice cream display jus staring at it for a while today
25:00 <faux> Lmao
25:00 <amelia> fighting wif myself in my head
25:00 <faux> "Whos rhis green haired bitch buy somethin or fuk off"
25:00 <amelia> this fat man and lady walk past and got me out of my zone hes like are they yummy
25:00 <Doodle> did u win
25:00 <amelia> and i said yeah "chubby hubby" is nice
26:00 <amelia> and she laughed n he looked at me like wtf you say bitch
26:00 <amelia> its a flavour :(
26:00 <Doodle> does it taste like a fat man
27:00 <Doodle> i cant imagine that would be popular
27:00 <anotherirc3r> what flavour is it?
27:00 <amelia> it taste like
27:00 <amelia> choc covered pretzels
27:00 <amelia> wif peanut butter
27:00 <amelia> it is pretty gr8 m8
27:00 <Doodle> vomit
27:00 <amelia> Doodle thats it
27:00 <Dugnuts> i love honeycomb flavour
27:00 <TheRon> something made me chuck on some burt bacharach
27:00 <Dugnuts> nom nom
27:00 <amelia> you are on your final warning
28:00 <Doodle> why
28:00 <Doodle> what
28:00 <anotherirc3r> sounds yummmm
28:00 <amelia> cotton candy is yummy too
28:00 <amelia> its simple
28:00 <amelia> wif sprinkles
28:00 <amelia> SiMPLe SPRiNKLeS
28:00 <Doodle> whaty happens after the final warning
28:00 <Doodle> -y
29:00 <amelia> Serenity isn't the green haired monster anymore
29:00 <amelia> now its me
29:00 <TheRon> i like runm raison
29:00 <amelia> this is karma for makin fun
29:00 <amelia> fuck
29:00 <amsy> are you sure youre not 50 TheRon?
29:00 <faux> Lol where did u get green hair from 
29:00 <faux> I dont think shes had green hair ever
29:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahaha
29:00 <Doodle> i had green hair once
29:00 <TheRon> oh yes!
29:00 <amelia> from that pic
29:00 <faux> He obv is bb
29:00 <Doodle> good times
29:00 <faux> Which pic
29:00 <amelia> i showed you n you said it wasn't her but
29:00 <milk> salted caramel is a good ice cream flavour too
30:00 <amelia> some monster of a "female" wif green hair
30:00 <faux> I dont remember 
30:00 <amelia> but i still said its her
30:00 <faux> Show me againz
30:00 <Doodle> someone showed me that pic
30:00 <amelia> i dun have it but i showed serenity
30:00 <faux> -z
30:00 <Doodle> it was horrible
30:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahhaha
30:00 <amelia> yes
30:00 <amelia> maurice was the pink leopard
30:00 <milk> trolls have green hair
30:00 <amelia> sitting next to her
30:00 <Doodle> good grief
31:00 <amelia> do you have the pic to show faux Doodle
31:00 <Doodle> nah lol
31:00 <amelia> i will remove 1x warning if so
31:00 <Doodle> i didnt save it, funnily enough
31:00 <amelia> damn
31:00 <faux> I just asked u for it u mong lmao
31:00 <amelia> thought it woulda been saved in your wank bank
31:00 <Doodle> nah
31:00 <Doodle> only men masquerading as women in there
31:00 <TheRon> mongolian or mongaloid?
31:00 <amsy> lol
31:00 <faux> Xm might
31:00 <faux> He is an irc database
31:00 <amelia> this is true
32:00 <amelia> he such an idler
32:00 <amelia> have you dreamt about us getting married yet faux
32:00 <amelia> i want a eurasian kid
32:00 <Doodle> gross
33:00 <amelia> eurasians are the best looking
33:00 <Doodle> no i meant the lesbian thing
33:00 <amelia> no
33:00 <faux> Not yet
33:00 <amelia> xm and i
33:00 <amelia> not faux and i
33:00 <TheRon> lesbian, hello!
33:00 <amelia> dorky doodle
33:00 <Doodle> bloody hell
33:00 <Doodle> make sense will you
33:00 <amelia> flamin hexagon
33:00 <faux> Whats ur issues with lesbians pls
33:00 <Doodle> they wont have sex with me
33:00 <TheRon> i love them
33:00 <amelia> do you not watch lesbian porn
34:00 <Doodle> no
34:00 <amelia> Doodle pulls his cock to 2 girls getting it on
34:00 <Clarkson> Heads up yo! compro is a paedophile he and his best friend lidder got caught with kiddie porn and now lidder is in jail
34:00 <Doodle> lmao
34:00 <amelia> the whips out his bible afterwards
34:00 <TheRon> all chicks are bi sexual to an extent
34:00 <Doodle> fuck off bible
34:00 <amelia> says 30 hail marys
34:00 <amelia> begs for forgiveness
34:00 <Doodle> yeah no
35:00 <amelia> TheRon that is ridiculous
35:00 <TheRon> in my head they are
35:00 <amelia> prob the stupidest thing I've read in a long time
35:00 <Doodle> they all love dick
35:00 <amelia> even more stupid than doodle reading a bible
35:00 <Doodle> lol
35:00 <Doodle> amen
36:00 <milk> the bible is about how one special little old man gets to screw as many little boys as he can
36:00 <Doodle> olawd
36:00 <faux> Lmaoooo
36:00 <TheRon> i've heard the passage about the gays in the bible, is there a passage about the lesbians?
37:00 <milk> Doodle do you jerkto pope pron?
37:00 <amelia> i was gonna make a picard joke then
37:00 <Doodle> no i jerk to normal porn
37:00 <amelia> but i am better than that
37:00 <faux> jerkto pope pron
37:00 <faux> is that a malaysian name
37:00 <Doodle> ehehehe
37:00 <amelia> bwahahahahaa faux
37:00 <amelia> i jus re read it in an asian accent
37:00 <faux> Meelies y u not in cunts
38:00 <amelia> JeRKTo PoPe PRoN
38:00 <faux> R u anoyed at simba 4 u kicking u 39times
38:00 <faux> lmao
38:00 <milk> make a nun blush
38:00 <invizzi> clear
38:00 <amelia> yah hes a ToSSa
39:00 <Doodle> tosam8
39:00 <faux> did a girl say hello to u today invizzi
39:00 <milk> my nigger of a psychiatrist is so cheap he tried to give me an emergency trachyotomy at kfc
39:00 <TheRon> ROOT ME!?
39:00 <invizzi> am i welcome here?
39:00 <Doodle> whoah
39:00 <amsy> no
39:00 <Doodle> its fabio
39:00 <Doodle> the most beautiful man in the cosmos
40:00 <TheRon> bringing these words to you
40:00 <Doodle> lolol
40:00 <TheRon> naughty monkey!
40:00 <Doodle> fucking noisy birds
40:00 <Doodle> i hope my cat is out there killing them
41:00 <amelia> your cat can't kill an ant
41:00 <amelia> i win
41:00 <Doodle> my cat is quite capable of killing all sorts of wildlife
42:00 <Doodle> and bringing them in
42:00 <Serenity> even doodles
42:00 <amelia> serenity do you have your green haired pic i showed you
42:00 <TheRon> al green - tired of beling alone
42:00 <Serenity> neg
42:00 <faux> Beling
42:00 <amelia> damn it
42:00 <amelia> soz faux you miss out
43:00 <Serenity> you want to touch yourself over me right
43:00 <faux> smbfdc
43:00 <Serenity> oh
43:00 <TheRon> and over again
43:00 <Doodle> just picture a hambeast with green hair
43:00 <amelia> ahahahahhahahahahah
43:00 <Doodle> thats what it was basically
43:00 <faux> so me irl
43:00 <Doodle> mm ham
43:00 <milk> Gerling - enter space capsule
43:00 <Doodle> sif
43:00 <amelia> no nothing like you
43:00 <Doodle> you're an angel
43:00 <faux> ily doodle
43:00 <amelia> ok i wouldn't go that far
43:00 <Doodle> <3
43:00 <faux> lmaooo fu k u meelies
43:00 <Doodle> well I WOULD
44:00 <faux> stupid cat bitch
44:00 <faux> Bash u irl
44:00 <Doodle> mmm
44:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
44:00 <amelia> maow
44:00 <Doodle> if you do can you take pics
44:00 <Doodle> pls
44:00 <faux> Of what
44:00 <Doodle> tasteful ones obv
44:00 <Doodle> fighting
44:00 <faux> Oh
44:00 <faux> I wojkdnt hurt wr
44:00 <faux> Her
44:00 <Doodle> oh
44:00 <faux> Shes 2 cute
44:00 <Doodle> thats a shame
45:00 <faux> i would punch her accidentally though
45:00 <Doodle> in the donut?
45:00 <TheRon> WAR! HUH YEAH WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR!
45:00 <amelia> i would accidentally trip you over
46:00 <amelia> ohh so soz how clumsy of me *pushes back down*
46:00 <faux> lmao
46:00 <Doodle> you'd both just munch each others boxes all day who are you kidding
46:00 <TheRon> snack box!
46:00 <Serenity> maurice might have the pic if she joins
46:00 <amelia> no
46:00 <amelia> i wouldn't kno how to munch box
46:00 <Doodle> pfff
46:00 <amelia> i would prob cry
47:00 <amelia> tears on fauxs box
47:00 <Doodle> its ok once you get a taste for it
47:00 <Doodle> :P~
47:00 <amelia> amelia is you ok down der? yah i jus a bit emotional ok
47:00 <Doodle> bonerkill
48:00 <Doodle> i went out with a girl who used to cry after sex but i think that was just cos it was me
48:00 <amelia> ahahahahah
48:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
48:00 <amelia> wot a mess of a woman
48:00 <Doodle> ye
48:00 <Doodle> my fave
48:00 <TheRon> i say sorry after sex
48:00 <amelia> or your performance was lackluster
48:00 <Doodle> lol as if
48:00 <Doodle> dont be silly
48:00 <amelia> ahahahahhaah
48:00 <amelia> if she kepy crying after sex
49:00 <amelia> why did you keep sexing her
49:00 <amelia> how awkies
49:00 <Doodle> cos it was sex
49:00 <Doodle> der
49:00 <Doodle> 'oh look is that the time here is a box of tissues'
49:00 <TheRon> al green rules
49:00 <amelia> dats not wot you meant to use tissues for after sex
49:00 <Doodle> lol yeah
49:00 <Doodle> but 
49:00 <Doodle> her
49:00 <amelia> hahahaa
49:00 <Doodle> it didnt last very long surprisingly
49:00 <TheRon> darling its your turn to mop up
50:00 <Serenity> gosh im starvin marvin
50:00 <Doodle> eadc
50:00 <Serenity> nou
50:00 <Doodle> no
50:00 <Serenity> yes
50:00 <Doodle> i'm on a dick free diet
50:00 <Serenity> weak
51:00 <Doodle> u wana go mviii
51:00 <Serenity> ye ill fite u
51:00 <Doodle> fukn nek ya
51:00 <TheRon> i'd fight a chick
51:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <TheRon> only in a pool filled with oil or honey
52:00 <Doodle> i just let them punch me
52:00 <Doodle> til they get tired
52:00 <Doodle> and aroused
52:00 <Serenity> lol
52:00 <TheRon> i'd submit
52:00 <Doodle> which can take weeks sometimes
52:00 <Serenity> im already aroused let's just bang
52:00 <Doodle> loool
52:00 <Doodle> wooo
52:00 <Doodle> hit me
52:00 <TheRon> hank moody?
53:00 <milk> you rot drunk abboes?
53:00 <milk> root
53:00 <Doodle> wut
53:00 <milk> you'll get a fat nose
53:00 <Serenity> i see mills hittkng the meth pipe again
54:00 <Serenity> me type gud
54:00 <Doodle> i can hear fingerbanging
54:00 <Doodle> its like the sound of a thousand little lips kissing
55:00 <Serenity> its not me i swear
55:00 <Doodle> i think its the lesbites
55:00 <Serenity> prob
55:00 <Serenity> its always them
55:00 <Doodle> revolting
56:00 <TheRon> why do you have to be a heartbreaker? is it a lesson i never knew
57:00 <Doodle> indeed
57:00 <TheRon> does anybody care what chicks are wearing to the brownlow?
57:00 <Doodle> nope
58:00 <milk> its their big moneyshot night
58:00 <Doodle> one of my sisters friends is a designer doing those dresses where your arse hangs out for the brownlow
58:00 <TheRon> plenty of of tit and they win
58:00 <Doodle> so she cares
58:00 <amelia> I dun mind seeing the dresses
58:00 <Doodle> i wonder if rebecca judd will be wearing tits to this years awards
58:00 <Doodle> for a change
59:00 <TheRon> i'm all for it
59:00 <milk> spend all year telling your customers that your bf is a famous footballer, you get one chance to prove it
59:00 <amelia> a photo would be fine rather than a 2 hr show n tell
59:00 <amelia> but whatevs
59:00 <TheRon> good bit of cleavage and the cheekiest hint of arse
59:00 <Doodle> they all look the same to me
00:00 <Doodle> its like the same chick x100
00:00 <milk> standard issue expensive melb gf
00:00 <amelia> screw the footballers wives
00:00 <TheRon> i would
00:00 <amelia> i like mitchy johnsons wife
00:00 <amelia> i mean i like him more
00:00 <amelia> but she is pretty
01:00 <georgeandwell> hey
01:00 <TheRon> johnno always chooses wisely
01:00 <georgeandwell> who is that
01:00 <georgeandwell> post link?
01:00 <georgeandwell> yeah slutz
02:00 <georgeandwell> they start young i knew a grl who was a footy groupie
02:00 <milk> wouldnt it be embarassing if you meet her there and two teammates are also meeting the same chick there
02:00 <georgeandwell> shed go with her gf to follow em around 
02:00 <amelia> the one that flashed her yellow panties
03:00 <amelia> http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2009/02/04/va1237520560512/Jessica-Bratich-and-Mitchell-Johnson-at-the-Allan-Bo-6471172.jpg
03:00 <amelia> http://img.clearsportz.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/jessica-bratich.jpg
03:00 <amelia> y u so cute
03:00 <georgeandwell> that rosie battie is sooo annoying
04:00 <georgeandwell> she looks preety average tho
04:00 <milk> do the girls all compare the boys dick sizes?
04:00 <amelia> https://41.media.tumblr.com/4ae539dab1d6d52202db2a2fba4bb84e/tumblr_n8qexwXljQ1rddzeso1_500.jpg
04:00 <georgeandwell> probably 
04:00 <georgeandwell> amoung themselves
04:00 <amelia> she is a karate champ
04:00 <Doodle> why does he have so much eyeliner on
04:00 <amelia> so i couldn't even fight her for johnson
04:00 <Doodle> or is she beating him up
04:00 <georgeandwell> girls talk about slutz.stuff when they r togwther
05:00 <georgeandwell> nah hes robert smith
05:00 <milk> they "go to the bathroom" together
06:00 <georgeandwell> why would they
06:00 <amelia> to discuss boys
07:00 <Doodle> to listen to each other take a dump
07:00 <amelia> that too
07:00 <georgeandwell> oh yeah ok
07:00 <Doodle> 'you sunk my battleship'
07:00 <amelia> wowsers bowsers
07:00 <georgeandwell> thought women never did no2 in public toilets
07:00 <amelia> the last time females spoke about poop in here
07:00 <milk> I think they should drug test players gfs
07:00 <Doodle> thats all they do
07:00 <amelia> you cried Doodle
07:00 <Doodle> yeah
07:00 <amelia> now you are leading thr convo
07:00 <Doodle> i was just stirring lol
08:00 <georgeandwell> do women ever take poos in public toilets??
08:00 <Doodle> same with lesbians
08:00 <amelia> no i would not
08:00 <amelia> i dont even at work
08:00 <Doodle> thats a lie i've seen you on the cameras
08:00 <georgeandwell> yeah as i thought..why not
08:00 <amelia> LIES
08:00 <milk> georgeandwell when was the last time you were in a public toilet?
08:00 <georgeandwell> ????
08:00 <amelia> cos its odd
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <georgeandwell> today brutha
08:00 <amelia> i dun poop ever anyways ok
08:00 <georgeandwell> took a dump 
08:00 <Doodle> always poo at work then you get paid for it
08:00 <georgeandwell> with 4 other guys
08:00 <Doodle> protip
09:00 <milk> unna cuz
09:00 <amelia> dardy wajela?
09:00 <amelia> thats all i got
09:00 <georgeandwell> id take a dump at work if it was anonymous
09:00 <Doodle> oh no people will find out i poo like everyone else on the planet
10:00 <amelia> its not that
10:00 <amelia> SOME PEOPLE JUS HAVE PHOBIAS OK
10:00 <Doodle> poobias
10:00 <amelia> ahahahhaha
10:00 <amelia> tooshie
10:00 <amelia> (touche`)
10:00 <georgeandwell> nah its weird when the guys i work in is in the next box
10:00 <Doodle> i only ever had one phobia about having a shit at work and that was when there was a huge huntsman living above the toilet
11:00 <Doodle> nothx
11:00 <Doodle> lol tooshie
11:00 <georgeandwell> yeah true
11:00 <Doodle> watching me
11:00 <Doodle> judging me
11:00 <georgeandwell> i usually go to another floor when i dont know people there
11:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
11:00 <amelia> are you f or m
11:00 <Doodle> we had one shitter to 30 dudes
11:00 <georgeandwell> m
12:00 <georgeandwell> amelia have u ever when into the ladies and someone was dong no2
12:00 <Doodle> heheh dong no2
13:00 <amelia> yes
13:00 <georgeandwell> like in your experience
13:00 <amsy> lol http://m.imgur.com/gallery/z8eZn Doodle
13:00 <georgeandwell> is it often?
13:00 <amelia> other day at shops toilets
13:00 <Doodle> hahah yessss
13:00 <amelia> i had to leave
13:00 <georgeandwell> lol
14:00 <Doodle> girls would never survive the pee trough
14:00 <Doodle> lining up next to each other
14:00 <amelia> YUX
14:00 <Doodle> crossing streams
14:00 <amelia> this is a horrible topic
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> aw
14:00 <Doodle> r u ofenderd
14:00 <Doodle> guna cry
15:00 <Doodle> etc
15:00 <amsy> poop
15:00 <amelia> too late
15:00 <Doodle> so on and so forth
15:00 <Doodle> aw
15:00 <Doodle> i'm sry
15:00 <amelia> v. upset
15:00 <Doodle> dont cry
15:00 <Doodle> its ok
15:00 <Doodle> everybody poops
15:00 <amelia> no its not ok
15:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/NhxxRRx.png
16:00 <Doodle> assiest
16:00 <Doodle> osnep
19:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwokgguGuZM
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: mydick.mov Views: 481,067 Uploader: Rufus Paisley Uploaded: Sep 27, 2015 Duration: 3m5s Rating: 4.85
19:00 <couleurs> my new jam
20:00 <Serenity> delayed but.. i cant poo anywhere thats not home
21:00 <georgeandwell> r u m or f
22:00 <georgeandwell> i once whent into a cublical busting.. a guy was sitting next door taking a dump
22:00 <georgeandwell> when i whipped the fellow out i was so busting... i didnt have time.. my wee was one of them side sprayer that day
23:00 <amelia> i fink i gonna go vacuum de house
23:00 <georgeandwell> and half of it hit the guys shoe
23:00 <georgeandwell> that was awkward
24:00 <georgeandwell> i said sorry mate
28:00 <Serenity> k
28:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <faux> Everytime i hear the name queen latifah i think of queef
29:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Queen Latifah -U.N.I.T.Y.mp3 (5.9MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:26)
29:00 <faux> queef latina
29:00 <Doodle> heheee
29:00 <Doodle> prrrt
32:00 <faux> Lol
32:00 <amelia> i mean, she queefed right in ma face
32:00 <Doodle> O_o
32:00 <amelia> https://youtu.be/ymghlVKMwZ0
32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: She queefed right in my face Views: 35,679 Uploader: Meorf atorp Uploaded: Nov 4, 2013 Duration: 0m27s Rating: 4.92
34:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Who do i call to get a washing machine fixed
35:00 <couleurs> The Roof Seal. Orf Orf !
37:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/ComicBait/photos/ms.c.eJw9zMENwDAIQ9GNKjCxgf0XaxqiHp~;07Uqw6SZHRthTYxyjrtuQHe35WabMbdT0ci1uewm~;e7E4~_~_P9R2~_~_~_HsWvw~-~-.bps.a.872595089460665.1073741852.507320025988175/872616452791862/?type=3&theater
37:00 <Skirmish> CUT ME SOME MEAT YA BASTARD!
39:00 <zaim> cosplay done right.
40:00 <couleurs> Excellent. 
40:00 <zaim> finish her!
41:00 <couleurs> Fatality.
43:00 <Serenity> white goods repair man
48:00 <Skirmish> wot
02:00 <Liinda> hi peeps
02:00 <couleurs> fkn owned simba by the full screen 1 app at a time master Skirmish.
02:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
02:00 <Liinda> heys couleurs
02:00 <faux> Hi lindypoos
03:00 <couleurs> r use watchen da footy emmys
03:00 <Liinda> hai fauxeh ladeh
07:00 <Liinda> nah, fuck that
09:00 <thestig> liiindaaaa
09:00 <couleurs> agreed.
10:00 <Liinda> stigggyyyyyyy
11:00 <thestig> how is u
12:00 <Liinda> doing great thanks, how about u?
12:00 <thestig> good thanks :D
12:00 <Liinda> anything exciting going on?
14:00 <thestig> not really just chillin most the day, public holiday
14:00 <thestig> how about you?
15:00 <Taco> hola senoritas
16:00 <Serenity> lindiess
17:00 <Liinda> oh yeah PH for you
17:00 <Liinda> hey Serenity  =D
17:00 <Liinda> hi Taco
17:00 <Serenity> heya
17:00 <Taco> si taco taco ole
17:00 <Taco> amigo
19:00 <Liinda> burrito
19:00 <Taco> arriba@
20:00 <Liinda> nachooooooo cheeeseeee
21:00 <Serenity> mmm nachos
22:00 <Taco> would be better than the shit my wife cooks
22:00 <Liinda> what does ur wife cook
23:00 <Taco> well she made fish tonight... the fish was alright except she ruined it with a terrible sauce
23:00 <TrangPak> Fried dicks
23:00 <Liinda> lol
23:00 <Liinda> fishy dicks arent good
23:00 <TrangPak> wait im more surprised at te fact someone married u
24:00 <TrangPak> agreed
24:00 <Taco> my mouth is still burning... not from spice, but from bad taste
24:00 <Liinda> what was the sauce?
24:00 <Liinda> maybe she is trying to kill u slowly
24:00 <Taco> heh
24:00 <TrangPak> bless her
24:00 <Lumeah> taco sauce haha 
24:00 <Liinda> lol
25:00 <Taco> thats apparently what I screamed after knocking my head and paramedics carted me away
25:00 <Serenity> i wouldn't blame her lol
25:00 <Lumeah> ok
25:00 <Serenity> if ur this annoying irl
26:00 <Lumeah> please i need a hit man. 
28:00 <milk> heh
32:00 <Lumeah> my boss is a retarded bitch
33:00 <doctor> you seem to be having quite a few problems with people lately Lumeah 
33:00 <couleurs> I'm a hit, man !
33:00 <Liinda> *shit
33:00 <Lumeah> yeah couleurs? 
34:00 <couleurs> Yeah !
34:00 <Lumeah> just stupid fucked up retards. 
34:00 <doctor> I'm a police, man !
34:00 <Liinda> me too
34:00 <couleurs> wee aww wee aww wee aww
34:00 <Liinda> undercover
35:00 <Lumeah> ill tell u where my boss lives then k.   done by the morning?  ta
35:00 <milk> Lumeah, something troubling you?
35:00 <Liinda> why not do one better? swap the sugar for salt
35:00 <Liinda> is she drinks coffee, it will be epic
36:00 <Lumeah> lol maybe put ratsac in the coffee 
36:00 <Liinda> lol no, just salt. u dont wanna go to jail for a bitch
36:00 <Lumeah> ok. 
37:00 <milk> is there a looming deadline?
37:00 <Lumeah> what if she's a evil maniputive cuniving cow
37:00 <Liinda> be the better person and dont let her bother u
38:00 <milk> do you need the job?
38:00 <Liinda> and maybe tell her you arent happy with her managing methods
39:00 <Lumeah> lol.. she's playing with othet workers heads.. thay are new. e
39:00 <Lumeah> they don't know she phyco 
40:00 <milk> what, are you a shelf stacker?
40:00 <Lumeah> no 
41:00 <Liinda> do u work for a company with hr dept?
41:00 <Lumeah> no
41:00 <Liinda> doesur boss have a boss?
41:00 <milk> maybe shes going through stress
41:00 <Lumeah> private company three management staff all in together.. 
42:00 <Liinda> ekh that makes things tough
42:00 <Lumeah> not exactly does she have a boss.. 
42:00 <Liinda> how is ur relationship with her when she is i a good ,ood?
42:00 <milk> maybe the company is under pressure
42:00 <Liinda> *in a good mood
42:00 <under> hey Liinda how are you ?
43:00 <Lumeah> she twists the conversation if she doesn't like where its headed
43:00 <milk> you have good ideas and she wont listen?
43:00 <Liinda> if u can approach her in hergood moods and ask if she is ok cos of how she acted the other week etc it is a subtle way of twlling her to watch how she acts
43:00 <Liinda> hey under im good how are u doing?
43:00 <Lumeah> she's under stress. wish they sold it to stocklands n shes waz out on her eR
44:00 <under> Liinda: not bad, same routine you know ;-) ready for next trip in november
44:00 <Liinda> underoooh nice where to this time?
44:00 <under> in spai...catalonia lol, barcelona
44:00 <Liinda> NICEEEEEEEEEEEE
45:00 <under> yeah hope so
45:00 <milk> Lumeah SME's are the hardest to work for
45:00 <milk> maybe shes worried about spies
46:00 <Lumeah> yup
46:00 <Lumeah> she is. 
47:00 <Liinda> either way, i reckon u should be able to approach her and be honest in how u feel. telling her how she acts sometimes makes u unhappy when u really ike the job and the ppl
47:00 <Liinda> if she barks back at you then stab her with a pencil
47:00 <under> Liinda: I met an australian girl here, shes like you, half italian lol
48:00 <Liinda> haha both my parents are italian
48:00 <under> oh sorry, calabria right?
48:00 <Liinda> calabria/sicilia/100% testa dura
49:00 <under> haahhaha everyones knows about testa dura it's incredible
49:00 <Lumeah> lol
49:00 <Liinda> haha,but ima real testa dura
49:00 <Lumeah> i wish she was that eazy to talk with 
50:00 <milk> jews belong in israel
50:00 <Liinda> maybe u need to get to know her a ilttle more Lumeah
51:00 <Lumeah> i need to be maniputive like her fave show game of throwns
51:00 <milk> nah
51:00 <milk> if its a family business she probably has everything locked up in it
51:00 <Lumeah> no i need to think like a nasasistic bitch
52:00 <milk> dont increase the stress
52:00 <georgeandwell> hi
52:00 <Liinda> i agree. she prob is under stress
52:00 <georgeandwell> whats going on
53:00 <Liinda> Lumeah is going to go postal at work
53:00 <Liinda> It will be on the new tomorrow
53:00 <Liinda> *news
53:00 <amelia> maniputive
53:00 <amelia> is that like a manicure
54:00 <Lumeah> just kill her before i get up ok?  tA
54:00 <Liinda> Maybe she is sick of the shit weather
54:00 <Liinda> Needs some vitamin D
55:00 <anotherirc3r> good idea. burn her with the sun
56:00 <Liinda> give her sunscreen that says 30+ but really just give her creamwith no sunscreen
56:00 <couleurs> 30+ wow talk about old i use 12+ and i'm 13 xDDDD
56:00 <anotherirc3r> coconut oil?
57:00 <Liinda> lol
57:00 <Liinda> give her olive oil
57:00 <Lumeah> ni ni
57:00 <Liinda> might
57:00 <Liinda> night
11:00 <couleurs> u guys r boren n i h8 u
12:00 <Serenity> ditto x
13:00 <faux> Got a pic of the blood moon
13:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/kDaELjr
14:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Ord5hZP.gif
21:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/EUbAqqZ.jpg
27:00 <Serenity> rofl faux
27:00 <faux> Hi
36:00 <Liinda> wow im so bored
36:00 <couleurs> me 2
37:00 <Liinda> bake me a cake?
37:00 <amelia> patty cake patty cake BaKe Me a CaKe
37:00 <couleurs> ok
37:00 <Liinda> =)
37:00 <couleurs> 8=======D
37:00 <Liinda> better taste good.
37:00 <Liinda> lol
37:00 <couleurs> :))))))))))
38:00 <Liinda> im gonna go make a cuppa tea and then go to sleep
38:00 <Liinda> night lovelies
38:00 <couleurs> Byye Liinda 
38:00 <Liinda> bai couleurs x
39:00 <couleurs> ha ha she likes me the best LOSERS
39:00 <amelia> Liinda is also bi-james
39:00 <amelia> I've solved da mystery
39:00 <couleurs> good 1
41:00 <amelia> iNSPeCToR aMeLia
43:00 <couleurs> inspect this 8==========D
44:00 <Serenity> mm tea sounds good
49:00 <couleurs> agreed.
56:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Bastardly_One
56:00 <Bastardly_One> evening
57:00 <couleurs> Hi Boys!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <TheRiddler> ugh
58:00 <TheRiddler> I have the major runs
58:00 <TheRiddler> :(
58:00 <couleurs> tmi
00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> peeps n' freaks
00:00 <TheRiddler> wb katatonic_kate01_
00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fanks :D
00:00 <doctor> pepes n' fakers
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sup?
01:00 <doctor> killing time till the blood moon swallows us all
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oooo
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> danced naked outside yet
01:00 <couleurs> crepes n' felipes 
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i would have, but it's a bit cold
02:00 <katatonic_kate01_> maybe next time
05:00 <Serenity> i had the best crepe a few months ago
05:00 <Serenity> it was wrapped around cheesecake
05:00 <TheRiddler> wow
05:00 <doctor> delicious
06:00 <couleurs> pics
06:00 <doctor> kat, i danced naked but i was harassed by a murder of crows
06:00 <katatonic_kate01_> awww
06:00 <katatonic_kate01_> crows are suck kill joys
07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> but I love them muchly!
07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and ravens!
09:00 <TheRiddler> watching the brownlow
09:00 <TheRiddler> priddis has stopped polling for a bit
09:00 <TheRiddler> 10 pts behind fyfe
10:00 <TheRiddler> swans d hannerbery could win it
11:00 <couleurs> n e other gossip
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> um
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeh… that
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I had this delicious low fat vanilla bean ice cream
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and i feel like an ice cube now
13:00 <katatonic_kate01_> SUP with the weather, bitches?
14:00 <Serenity> http://www.imgur.com/BC3DEno.jpeg
14:00 <Serenity> cheesecake crepe
15:00 <anotherirc3r> that looks yum
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> too much strawberry!!
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sauce
18:00 <Serenity> how dare you
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> So… this long weekend it's me wedding anniversary 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I totally forgot lol!
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> the mother in law reminded us
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL
18:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12072688_403026756566938_2274607141521971460_n.jpg?oh=1b11d2a99793fc80723b4a44c0e1afd0&oe=569C5B57
19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> riddler you watch some weird shit dude
19:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't seen that lol
19:00 <TheRiddler> but yes
19:00 <Serenity> mines in like 2 weeks
20:00 <katatonic_kate01_> noice
20:00 <TheRiddler> it's my nephews birthday in 2 weeks
22:00 <couleurs> i hope to be good at FiFa 16 in 2 weeks
30:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/nDUye.jpg
40:00 <under> couleurs: has fifa 16 been released?
40:00 <couleurs> yes
42:00 <couleurs> it's hard
42:00 <under> have you bought it?
42:00 <couleurs> yes
42:00 <couleurs> playing now
43:00 <couleurs> passing is harder
43:00 <couleurs> everything is more even
45:00 <under> couleurs: 
45:00 <under> sorry cant kick your ass
45:00 <under> i sold the ps4
46:00 <couleurs> good.
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> 5
54:00 <TheRiddler> nat fyfe won
54:00 <anotherirc3r> bor-ing
55:00 <Serenity> i bit the side of my tongue this morning
55:00 <Serenity> it fucking hurts
55:00 <Serenity> fyi
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ouch!
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> my body hurts...
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i'm feeling the burn 
58:00 <Serenity> how come
00:00 <katatonic_kate01_> gym!
01:00 <katatonic_kate01_> personal trainer smashed me!
02:00 <Bonny> how much do you pay them to do that? hehe
02:00 <Bonny> oh hi btw.. :)
03:00 <Serenity> ohh neat
03:00 <Serenity> my legs and arse hurt
03:00 <Bonny> I love the bum pain.. not.. can't get off chair
05:00 <Serenity> i feel.bruised haha
06:00 <katatonic_kate01_> 70 bucks a session :|
07:00 <thestig> thats what she said
07:00 <amelia> pls tell  thats for 1 hr
07:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah
08:00 <Taco> u guiz r boring
08:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/oTh5X.jpg nsfw
09:00 <amelia> shut up Taco u shit
10:00 <katatonic_kate01_> not safe for anything!
10:00 <Taco> ok sorry
10:00 <amelia> np don't do it again
12:00 <TheRiddler> tacos dont talk
14:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i could only wish
15:00 <amelia> taco wots it like being married to couleurs
15:00 <Taco> sorry i have to shut up
16:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :D
16:00 <amelia> o yah
16:00 <amelia> good taco
16:00 <dematerialixed> i drove past three dead people on the way home tonight
16:00 <dematerialixed> why dont people drive safely?
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> wot
17:00 <katatonic_kate01_> full moon psychos
17:00 <amelia> aww thats a bit sad
17:00 <dematerialixed> a bit
17:00 <dematerialixed> shitty end to an otherwise awesome adventure
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> did you see the moon and take pics?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> if so LINKS! 
18:00 <dematerialixed> nah, didnt take any cameras
18:00 <dematerialixed> tell you what though, the moon looked fucking awesome
18:00 <dematerialixed> i watched the sunset and moonrise in the middle of canola fields
18:00 <dematerialixed> was quite nice
19:00 <amelia> pretty
19:00 <dematerialixed> just drove 3 hours with the moon lighting up all the fields around me
19:00 <dematerialixed> was pretty surreal
20:00 <couleurs> directed by m night shakalaka
20:00 <Taco> shit on the liver again
23:00 <Taco> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson_memorial_service
23:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Taco
23:00 <Taco> stfu ash
23:00 <TheRiddler> stop posting irelevent links
24:00 <TheRiddler> just like you opinion
24:00 <TheRiddler> +r
24:00 <Taco> http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/HID-Head-Lights-For-2013-2014-Subaru-Forester-Headlight-With-LED-DRL-And-Bi-Xenon-Projector/1500567_32398629976.html
25:00 <TheRiddler> your breath stinks of old cheese
26:00 <Taco> http://www.rapidtables.com/calc/electric/Watt_to_Amp_Calculator.htm
26:00 <Taco> http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Tame-And-Ride-A-Horse-In-Minecraft/
27:00 <Doodle> .
27:00 <Taco> sorry i thought this was facebook
27:00 <dematerialixed> taco is upset
27:00 <katatonic_kate01_> mindfullness
27:00 <dematerialixed> its ok next time you can come on a drive with me taco
27:00 <dematerialixed> i know you feel left out
27:00 <Doodle> its a trap
28:00 <Doodle> he wants to go parking
28:00 <Taco> actually all I want to do is meditate
28:00 <Taco> or masturbate or both
28:00 <dematerialixed> no you dont
28:00 <Taco> and cunts keep calling me
28:00 <Serenity> seriously taco stop the gay links
28:00 <Serenity> ty
28:00 <dematerialixed> stop being smart plz
28:00 <Doodle> minfullness masturbation
28:00 <Doodle> d
28:00 <dematerialixed> it doesnt suit you
28:00 <Taco> also i got gta5 and an xbox so im kind of over the real life thing
29:00 <dematerialixed> if you like i can share my fb post with you taco
29:00 <Taco> also the irc life, im giving that up
29:00 <dematerialixed> oh please do
29:00 <dematerialixed> immediately
29:00 <Serenity> oh tg
29:00 <Doodle> just do yoga on gtav
29:00 <Taco> lol
29:00 <Taco> yoga 4 dayz nigger
30:00 <Serenity> yogo
30:00 <Doodle> only by doing yoga and aligning your mouth and anus can you achieve true enlightenment
30:00 <dematerialixed> ^
30:00 <Taco> you know i've only been playing since last night and ive got 50% completion
30:00 <Taco> it doesn't seem like a very long game
30:00 <Doodle> you cant impress me with your gtaving
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol @ doodle
30:00 <Doodle> i've 100%ed it twice
31:00 <Taco> o ya
31:00 <Taco> gta:sa... on xbox... i filled every save game slot with 100%
31:00 <Doodle> its on my resume and all
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> next
31:00 <Taco> resume... nice idea
31:00 <Doodle> kate
31:00 <Doodle> tits pls
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ya
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> cock pls
31:00 <Doodle> pfff
31:00 <Taco> id rather pickup hookers in gta5
31:00 <Taco> than see kates tits
32:00 <Doodle> i know what is more achievable
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> taco, they were never offered 
32:00 <Taco> kates tits?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> so stfu
32:00 <dematerialixed> taco hows about a dick pic
32:00 <Doodle> kate you've seen my knob you owe me now
32:00 <Doodle> tits or gtfo
32:00 <dematerialixed> hah i knew it
32:00 <Taco> ok gimme a sec
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sif, i said i'd show you tit pics
32:00 <Serenity> zzzz
32:00 <TheRiddler> tacos dick probably looks like a carrot
32:00 <Doodle> oh
32:00 <Doodle> kay
32:00 <dematerialixed> and here i was like, maybe if i show k9 my dick she'd get her tits out
32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :P
33:00 <Serenity> thats picard
33:00 <Doodle> sorry sezz are we keeping you up
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i only get my tits out in person
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> so lure me with cake?
33:00 <Taco> http://imgur.com/1g3MBWi
33:00 <Taco> u like?
33:00 <dematerialixed> im not clicking that
33:00 <Doodle> y is it so cold
33:00 <TheRiddler> a mini corn
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol @ mini corn
34:00 <Serenity> yes
34:00 <TheRiddler> baby corn yes
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no idea, it's freezing
34:00 <Serenity> shut up
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <Doodle> piss off
34:00 <Serenity> no u
34:00 <Doodle> y
34:00 <Serenity> iunno
34:00 <Doodle> k
34:00 <Taco> http://imgur.com/d1xgg6M
34:00 <Serenity> ash click the links
35:00 <Taco> yeah ash click the links
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> just take pics of yo' dick taco
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> be a sport
36:00 <TheRiddler> it's just his crush on old men
36:00 <Serenity> oh ew
36:00 <Taco> http://phys.org/news/2009-12-mystery-golden-ratio.html
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> rate my irc cock
36:00 <anotherirc3r> ohh.. so it's a photo of partay :P
37:00 <Doodle> kate is going to get em out
37:00 <Doodle> and wibble them about
37:00 <partay> no don't
37:00 <partay> i just ate
37:00 <Taco> so anyway the sister in law is all clingy and such
37:00 <Taco> begging for my dick
37:00 <Taco> except I own gta5
37:00 <TheRiddler> .
37:00 <Taco> slut doesnt understand
37:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LMFAO
38:00 <Serenity> .
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> .
38:00 <Doodle> yeah i turned down 3 girls today just so i could put a dress on trevor on gta
38:00 <Doodle> busy man
38:00 <Taco> a dress eh...
38:00 <Doodle> yeh
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, i had to turn down a few men too - beating em away with a stick
38:00 <Doodle> i took pics for sezz
38:00 <Taco> i suppose theres something more than just asthetics?
38:00 <partay> taco brushing the sluts off 
38:00 <Taco> although a dress would suit him
38:00 <Doodle> yeah he wears womens clothes
38:00 <TheRiddler> beating them off you mean? :p
39:00 <partay> and by sluts i mean homeless old men 
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> LOL!
39:00 <Doodle> olawd
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> noice
40:00 <Serenity> all da slutz
40:00 <Taco> ride on the t-train
40:00 <Doodle> all slutz on sezz
40:00 <TheRiddler> I'm trying to eat something
40:00 <Serenity> yesplz
40:00 <TheRiddler> because I haven't eaten all day
40:00 <Serenity> tsktsk
40:00 <TheRiddler> :(
40:00 <TheRiddler> I had the mad runs
40:00 <Serenity> ok ty
41:00 <faux> Hot
41:00 <faux> i have mad runs on highlight 
41:00 <faux> also goodnight 
41:00 <Serenity> night
42:00 <Taco> Doodle, btw whats so good about the ufo parts?
42:00 <dematerialixed> nini fox
42:00 <Doodle> you get the space hopper after you collect all of them
42:00 <Doodle> its shit
42:00 <Doodle> but you need it for 100%
42:00 <Taco> space hopper?
42:00 <Taco> what they used to call a jetpack?
42:00 <Doodle> nah
42:00 <Serenity> to hop space obv
43:00 <Doodle> its just a dune buggy thing with wings
43:00 <Doodle> it glides
43:00 <amelia> TheRiddler
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> oo oo
43:00 <amelia> if you say one more thing about your diarrheas
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> mars NASA
43:00 <katatonic_kate01_> stuff
43:00 <amelia> i am gonna push you
43:00 <Serenity> rofl
43:00 <partay> am
43:00 <Taco> oh gay
43:00 <Doodle> *pash you
43:00 <Serenity> she.will drive all the way to Albany
43:00 <Serenity> just to push u
43:00 <Taco> ok so doodle
43:00 <Taco> how do you own the golf club?
43:00 <amelia> i will fuckin do it
44:00 <Doodle> you buy it
44:00 <Doodle> $100m
44:00 <Taco> 150 or something yea
44:00 <Taco> how do you earn that much?
44:00 <Doodle> stock market
44:00 <Taco> i miss the casinos that sa had, that was more fun
44:00 <Doodle> my characters all have $1.6b
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and charging old women for sex
44:00 <Doodle> loool
44:00 <Doodle> $1.60
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> still a profit 
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> do you need a pimp?
45:00 <Doodle> taco google the gtav investor guide
45:00 <Doodle> no katatonic_kate01_
45:00 <Doodle> just clients
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> awww
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> well i can totes pimp you out
45:00 <Taco> you mean lester missions?
45:00 <Doodle> yeah the assassination ones
45:00 <Taco> yea I'm holding off on those until I complete all the other story missions
45:00 <Doodle> hot k8
45:00 <katatonic_kate01_> iknow, right
45:00 <Taco> at half a mill for each character
46:00 <Doodle> does that mean you expect mates rates
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> free for me
46:00 <Doodle> yeah do storyline first
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and you bring the cake
46:00 <Doodle> lol cake
46:00 <Doodle> ok
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ;)
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yassssss
46:00 <Serenity> i finished zelda ocarina of time 6 times
46:00 <Taco> how much do you earn out of all the other storyline missions?
46:00 <Taco> 20 mill?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> did anyone see the moon tonight?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01_> in nsw
46:00 <Doodle> nah its about $150-200m i think
47:00 <Serenity> n
47:00 <Taco> o rly
47:00 <Doodle> depends on the character
47:00 <Doodle> michael ends up with more than franklin who ends up with more than trevor
47:00 <Serenity> quick someone take a pic
47:00 <Doodle> unless you flat out do side missions
47:00 <Serenity> doodle and taco are bonding
47:00 <Doodle> dont be disgusting
48:00 <Doodle> i dont do ass play
48:00 <Serenity> hahah aww
48:00 <Serenity> dum b lyk dat
48:00 <Serenity> dun*
49:00 <doctor> ass is ok
49:00 <Taco> whats your favourite character?
49:00 <Taco> mine is trevor
49:00 <Taco> he's a psycho, but he's quite funny
49:00 <Doodle> i dont have one really
50:00 <Taco> franklin is boring, basically a bad clone of cj
50:00 <couleurs> i'm a good character
50:00 <Taco> michael is also boring
50:00 <Doodle> michael is just tommy vercetti
51:00 <Taco> o rly
51:00 <Taco> that mission he did where his son drugs him was lol
51:00 <Taco> i wish i could do that mission again
51:00 <Doodle> you can replay them
51:00 <Doodle> most of them
52:00 <dematerialixed> nasa is about to reveal that the moon is actually mars
52:00 <Doodle> onoes
52:00 <Doodle> ground control to major tommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
52:00 <Doodle> the moon is mars m8
52:00 <Taco> i also like the weed legalisation guy.. how michael and trevor go there and hallucinate weird shit
53:00 <Taco> franklin goes there and nothing happens, he just says its shitty weed
53:00 <Doodle> yee
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> when is the revealing den?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01_> DEM
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> like soon?
54:00 <Doodle> of boobs?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yas
54:00 <Doodle> woo
54:00 <dematerialixed> nah
54:00 <Doodle> i would also like to know this
54:00 <dematerialixed> 1.5 hours
54:00 <dematerialixed> roughly
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> check em out on Skype doodle
54:00 <Doodle> i dont have skype anymore
54:00 <dematerialixed> skype is for lesbians
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you snooze, you loose 
54:00 <Serenity> hes a lait
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> whatever
54:00 <Serenity> liar
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i whore on Skype all the time
54:00 <Doodle> yes, lesbians and girls who dont want to sleep with me
55:00 <Doodle> same thing really
55:00 <Serenity> He's showing me his dick rn
55:00 <dematerialixed> ^
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
55:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01_ i knew you were really a cam whore
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> totes
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :|
55:00 <Doodle> twice i have installed skype cos girls promised me tits
55:00 <Doodle> and once they have disappointed me
56:00 <Doodle> so that was enough for me
56:00 <Serenity> i havent opened skype in monthz
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i usually have it on
56:00 <partay> so who does picard bat off on cam to these days then ?
56:00 <Doodle> by promised me tits i mean just said add me
56:00 <Taco> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc2_J1k6EA4
56:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: GTA 5: Michael gets drugged by his son and hallucinates aliens and flying Views: 2,185 Uploader: Jay Amaral Uploaded: Sep 23, 2013 Duration: 3m54s Rating: 4.21
56:00 <partay> Doodle thats just cruel
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol@ doodle
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> add me to Skype doodle
56:00 <dematerialixed> dont
56:00 <dematerialixed> you'll just be disappointed
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :P
56:00 <Doodle> true
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> shut up!
57:00 <Doodle> hehehe
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> when it's bikini weather
57:00 <Doodle> now, i have mine on
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> hawt
57:00 <Doodle> over my clothes
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i don't yet
58:00 <Serenity> haha
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> take it off
58:00 <Doodle> hihihihihihih
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> take it ALL off
58:00 <Doodle> i'm shy
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> asl?
58:00 <Doodle> yes
58:00 <Doodle> all of that
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
58:00 <Doodle> i asl all the time
58:00 <partay> Doodle the internet knows your doodle 
58:00 <Doodle> no
59:00 <Doodle> just the girls
59:00 <katatonic_kate01_> DTF?
59:00 <Serenity> his is the best doodle
59:00 <amelia> Doodle do you send dick pics
59:00 <Doodle> ofc
59:00 <katatonic_kate01_> fuck yeah
59:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lets go
59:00 <Doodle> no amelia
59:00 <Doodle> its just jokes
59:00 <Doodle> .
59:00 <Serenity> lets not speak of doodles doodle
59:00 <katatonic_kate01_> my cock is…. over 9000 inches
59:00 <Serenity> it will send the women crazy
59:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
59:00 <katatonic_kate01_> into a frenzy!
59:00 <amelia> has everyone seen it
59:00 <Doodle> its ok i'm going to have a shower you can whip yourselves into a froth while i'm gone
59:00 <Serenity> nah
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