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00:00 <JenniLo> Serenity
00:00 <Serenity> hello
00:00 <partay> good to see league isnt the only support with bogans
00:00 <Serenity> the same kind of wanker who thinks its ok to get drunk and swear and carry on in front of kids because his purple poof team is losing
01:00 <partay> he got a life ban from the stadium
01:00 <partay> LOL
01:00 <Serenity> good
01:00 <Serenity> hes a flog
01:00 <partay> flogbag infact
01:00 <JenniLo> did you see my message Serenity
01:00 <b-queen> its not jus freo supporters
01:00 <partay> JenniLo tits or gtfo 
02:00 <Clarkson> i would probably turn her into a slut
02:00 <JenniLo> collingwood supporters are the best
02:00 <Serenity> nah i ignore my pms this time of night its usually just horny middle ages men
02:00 <b-queen> its one dick head who happens to be in a purple jumper but did you see all thr freo supporters jump him soon as it happenes
02:00 <Serenity> aged
02:00 <JenniLo> partay penis or go
02:00 <ShadowLurker> and me
02:00 <b-queen> cos they knew it was fucked up
02:00 <partay> wait what i havent even msg you yet 
02:00 <JenniLo> dont worry Serenity...im just a hornyh girl you can not ignore
02:00 <Serenity> aha
02:00 <dematerialiced> hi babes yes i am real man you want to go skate boards?
03:00 <Serenity> i didnt say it was all freo supporters either
03:00 <b-queen> yah i wasnt saying you or anyone in particular
04:00 <Serenity> do they take your name when you buy a football ticket? how do they police who is banned and who isnt
04:00 <partay> yah it would be by sight only 
05:00 <partay> he could sneak it in reality
05:00 <dematerialiced> did he apologise
05:00 <dematerialiced> if he apologises its ok
05:00 <dematerialiced> all is forgiven
05:00 <partay> i think its a 5K fine if you get caught breaching the ban
05:00 <partay> what
05:00 <partay> all forgiven?
06:00 <partay> unlikely
06:00 <dematerialiced> jesus said that
06:00 <dematerialiced> and as a devout god lover
06:00 <dematerialiced> i can forgive all sins
06:00 <partay> jesus died for our sins... seems a waste not to sin if thats the case 
06:00 <dematerialiced> exactly
07:00 <Serenity> who the hell gets that emotional over a football game though i mean really
07:00 <Serenity> there so many reasons why hes a knob
07:00 <dematerialiced> just make sure after each sin you apologise
07:00 <dematerialiced> every time your fornicate with farmlife
07:00 <dematerialiced> "sorry jesus"
07:00 <dematerialiced> and you're good to go again
07:00 <b-queen> if he does that in public
07:00 <dematerialiced> we dont need the law
07:00 <b-queen> imagine wot he does in private
08:00 <Serenity> yeah hopefully he hasnt got a mrs
08:00 <Serenity> or worse kids
08:00 <JenniLo> you know he probably does
08:00 <b-queen> lowlife scum
08:00 <dematerialiced> he looked like abo quarter-cast
08:00 <dematerialiced> probably beats his partner daily
08:00 <Serenity> i was reading comments on fb.. (big mistake)
08:00 <Serenity> so many bogan guys 'well she should have shut her mouth' etc.. honestly..
09:00 <partay> 'what was she doing out of the kitchen' etc 
10:00 <JenniLo> sad
28:00 <amsy> YES SEZZ
28:00 <amsy> its fucking gross
29:00 <Serenity> the comments?
29:00 <amsy> yeah
29:00 <Serenity> yeah agreed i got so mad
29:00 <amsy> are they so sensitive that a few words from someone makes them lose their minds?
29:00 <amsy> its worrying as fuck
30:00 <amsy> also it looked to me like she was speaking calmly
30:00 <Serenity> yeah a few people who were there commented and said all she asked was if he could tone his language down in front of the kids
30:00 <amsy> and then i read an article that said she asked him to settle down because he was cslling everyone cunts and there were kids around
30:00 <Serenity> she wasnt rude or yelling or anything
30:00 <Serenity> yeah
31:00 <Serenity> bit of common courtesy for everyone else is all it takes
32:00 <milk> ugly scenes
32:00 <amsy> agreed
32:00 <amsy> if that sort of shit happened here.... i cant even imagine 
33:00 <amsy> it wouldnt..
34:00 <Serenity> i dont know how true it is but i heard he was pretty drunk too... like you're at a football game control yourself
35:00 <amsy> seeing people overly drunk in public actually makes me feel physically ill
35:00 <amsy> lol
37:00 <Serenity> im such a sook i hate seeing overly drunk/aggressive people in public
37:00 <Serenity> like it scares me
38:00 <amsy> yup
38:00 <amsy> i dont even know why i hate it so much
39:00 <Serenity> the other week my neice and i had to call the police because my neighbour was beating his gf up and i was just standing there like... wtf do i do! i was inside my house and scared shitless
39:00 <Serenity> but it was so loud you could hear him hitting her IN my house
39:00 <amsy> good god :/
40:00 <Serenity> i was baby sitting my nieces little bubba shes almost 2 and was crying because she could hear it all
41:00 <amsy> :(
42:00 <Serenity> i havent seen her since i hope shes left him
42:00 <b-queen> my old house i heard my neighbours. The daughter was beating up her mama
42:00 <b-queen> the mama was screaming stop pls stop why are you doing this
42:00 <b-queen> so sad to hear
43:00 <amsy> worst
44:00 <Serenity> i was pretty suprised how fast the cops got here it was like 5 minutes
55:00 <ShadowLurker> https://40.media.tumblr.com/5c7903b040839b3ee0fe8ab5d7a52d1f/tumblr_nv6psq0u1I1qdiob4o3_540.jpg
56:00 <ShadowLurker> https://38.media.tumblr.com/bebfbd680739df5c35f97877c3fb2303/tumblr_ntsltiIPqz1sn2eteo1_400.gif
57:00 <ShadowLurker> nipple https://41.media.tumblr.com/12637a4c9e27154317b77ae98044f573/tumblr_nv9whpoXoL1r458m0o1_540.jpg
01:00 <BlackDevil> NSFW
01:00 <BlackDevil> thanks mate
04:00 <Serenity> dude your wife needs to put out more or u need to fap
06:00 <BlackDevil> or call joel
08:00 <BlackDevil> heard he has been doing house calls to pay for his bond
13:00 <ShadowLurker> http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1443243516807.gif
15:00 <Serenity> who the fucks joel
17:00 <BlackDevil> cumiva
17:00 <BlackDevil> caitlin jenner
22:00 <thestig> amsy amsy amsy amsy
22:00 <BlackDevil> https://youtu.be/-iW3M9TIPYA
22:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Douglas faz xixi no campo do MaracanÃ£ / Player urine in maracanÃ£ field / Fluminense x GrÃªmio / Ã‰ GOL Views: 276,627 Uploader: Ã‰ GOL Uploaded: Sep 24, 2015 Duration: 0m33s Rating: 3.54
43:00 <Serenity> oh him
02:00 <amsy> stiggo
05:00 <thestig> you just get home?
06:00 <amsy> wut
06:00 <amsy> no
52:00 <dematerialiced> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Masterchef Synesthesia - Swede Mason Views: 8,772,081 Uploader: swedemason Uploaded: Jun 28, 2011 Duration: 2m1s Rating: 4.94
26:00 <dematerialiced> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYwWuqhz-zw
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Artist Views: 68,600 Uploader: MowtenDoos Alt Uploaded: Feb 18, 2015 Duration: 1m35s Rating: 4.97
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
05:00 <Immutable> hey fuckers
08:00 <faux> Hi
19:00 <couleurs> go da dees
57:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/Wtq5JDt
57:00 <faux> me irl
08:00 <couleurs> kool
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ faux
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> So… i found coconut chips...
12:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/ZPzXTQu.jpg
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> ingredients coconut, sugar salt :|
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> why put sugar + salt on fucking coconut
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> assholes
18:00 <couleurs> did every1 get their pink iphone
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i got 2
18:00 <couleurs> kool
26:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRu_-9MBpd4
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Lonely Island - Great Day Views: 19,299,586 Uploader: thelonelyisland Uploaded: Mar 12, 2013 Duration: 2m17s Rating: 4.86
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ doodle. It's like a day at work for me
29:00 <Doodle> heheee
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> the residents that is
04:00 <couleurs> MEERKAT-KEEPER GUILTY OF ASSAULTING MONKEY-KEEPER OVER LOVE TRIANGLE WITH LLAMA-KEEPER
04:00 <couleurs> now dat's a headline
09:00 <faux> Fuck i drank too much water
09:00 <faux> Can hear it sloshing around in me keg gut
10:00 <Serenity> i did that before i went to bed last nght =/
11:00 <Serenity> had to go pee 26 times before i could sleep
11:00 <faux> E
11:00 <faux> Yah thts me everyday 
12:00 <faux> i always say im gonna stop at night
12:00 <faux> But i dont
12:00 <faux> Lol
12:00 <Serenity> i try to be done liek 2 hours before bed so im not up every 5 seconds
12:00 <Serenity> try..
12:00 <faux> I dont get up during the night thought anymore
12:00 <faux> Once if that
12:00 <Serenity> ive never really been one to get up in the night
13:00 <Serenity> only if ive been drinking alcohol
13:00 <faux> think its nap me
13:00 <faux> Time
13:00 <faux> All my cleaning is done
13:00 <faux> Watchrd a lecture
13:00 <faux> Zumba'd
13:00 <faux> Had lunch
13:00 <faux> time 2 be a sloth
14:00 <faux> couleurs have u seen narcos
14:00 <Serenity> ive been to the chemist...
14:00 <Serenity> thats my day
14:00 <Serenity> ty
15:00 <couleurs> yea
15:00 <faux> Is it good???
15:00 <faux> Ive heard ao much about it
15:00 <couleurs> it's good
15:00 <faux> Gonna start watching today i think
16:00 <faux> i watched scream queens
16:00 <faux> I love it so far
16:00 <faux> Only 2 eps out
18:00 <Serenity> i keeping hearing about that show
18:00 <Serenity> whats it about
22:00 <faux> Which one
23:00 <Serenity> scream queens
23:00 <faux> its like a modern day mean girls with murder
23:00 <faux> Its silly funny
25:00 <Serenity> ooh
38:00 <faux> Kanye is so awkward in this ep
41:00 <couleurs> he got kool shoe
42:00 <couleurs> shoe fly don't brother moi
42:00 <faux> Lol
43:00 <couleurs> lmao HD clean mop da faq
46:00 <faux> How does that evrn work 
47:00 <couleurs> it's betta den clean, it's high def clean
47:00 <faux> Lol 
48:00 <Serenity> i even like kanye more after watching the show
50:00 <mrwuf> kayne 4 president
54:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/OYeeRYT.jpg
06:00 <faux> 14:04] <@faux> I dont
06:00 <faux> [14:04] <@faux> Hes a egotistical dumbass lkk
06:00 <faux> [14:04] <@faux> Lol*
06:00 <faux> [14:04] <@faux> He said like 5 words in the entire shos
06:00 <faux> [14:04] <@faux> Show
06:00 <faux> [14:04] <@faux> his interviews and shit are lame
06:00 <faux> [14:04] <@faux> he legit thinks hes god
06:00 <Clarkson> so you get pole dancing girls and belly dancing girls and shit
07:00 <couleurs> he a retard
08:00 <couleurs> hope he die
14:00 <dematerialiced> faggots
16:00 <couleurs> sup nigers
19:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Niger is a cuntry
20:00 <couleurs> check out da big brains on brad
20:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Is funny because it's full of niggers
20:00 <couleurs> #owned!!!!!!
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> # next
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> mofod
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> MOFO'S
25:00 <couleurs> downloadeing some movies illegally idgaf what u gun do? nothen
30:00 <dematerialiced> brb contacting internetpol
30:00 <couleurs> :p
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> brb not giving a fuckk
33:00 <couleurs> ok
34:00 <faux> mofod
36:00 <couleurs> ^______________________^
47:00 <couleurs> theirs birds going eeeeeee outside shut up damn birds trying to irc here
47:00 <TheDarkTruth> whose birds?
47:00 <fawks> eeeeeeeee
47:00 <couleurs> Nature's
48:00 <couleurs> Damn Nature's.
48:00 <couleurs> -- Skirmish
49:00 <TheDarkTruth> ah...their birds.... someone shold blow nature up!
49:00 <fawks> lol.
50:00 <couleurs> their/there/your/you're
50:00 <fawks> bravo
50:00 <couleurs> tq
50:00 <TheDarkTruth> it does my head in trying to make sense of some of the sentences that confuse those words... 
52:00 <couleurs> me 2
52:00 <TheDarkTruth> so..... you do it just to spite other people, then?
53:00 <TheDarkTruth> that seems kinda cruel...
53:00 <couleurs> ^______________________^
55:00 <couleurs> LeTs GeT RiDiCuLoUs
55:00 <simba> 0,4 LIVERPOOL 4,0 LIVERPOOL
55:00 <simba> 4,0 LIVERPOOL 0,4 LIVERPOOL
55:00 <couleurs> Ha Ha FkN oWned
56:00 <TheDarkTruth> if only it were that easy to do that to liverpool fans at a game....
56:00 <fawks> LOL
56:00 <couleurs> agreed.
05:00 <fawks> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
06:00 <fawks> leg cramp
07:00 <couleurs> pics
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> alright….. throw me some entertainment peeps!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh!
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hello!
38:00 <Clarkson> the ron i drew a donkey with a big penis on my paper
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> thanks clarkson
39:00 <Clarkson> let alone giving someone shit about it?
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk3OKU-UX5c < - "Help! I smell of fish" doco :|
51:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DOCS: Help! I Smell of Fish Views: 114,047 Uploader: Barcroft TV Uploaded: Jun 2, 2015 Duration: 56m7s Rating: 4.61
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXLKpLNGhVA
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hey Ya! - Vintage '60s Soul Outkast Cover ft. Sara Niemietz Views: 207,811 Uploader: PostmodernJukebox Uploaded: Sep 24, 2015 Duration: 3m37s Rating: 4.94
38:00 <couleurs> <slinky_J> I wonder how big Liam Neeson's cock is
39:00 <Serenity> liam neeson looks like hed have a pickle weiner
40:00 <Doodle> i wonder if he flicks it on the windows at maccas
43:00 <Serenity> rofl doodle
48:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/ycOu6yO.jpg?1
51:00 <dematerialiced> thats generally me when i go camping
51:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/U6KldaO.jpg
51:00 <couleurs> PRiZzA
51:00 <couleurs> PoWaH
52:00 <faux> 4 turds 5 suspects
55:00 <dematerialiced> http://i.imgur.com/OCDjcLG.gif
55:00 <dematerialiced> Serenity's exercise regime
56:00 <couleurs> Nice.
56:00 <faux> Loool
57:00 <Serenity> imagine if humans could do that rofl
58:00 <dematerialiced> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAEQvlaZgKY
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Daft Labeouf - Harder, Better, Faster, Do it Views: 104,521 Uploader: ILika Da Uploaded: Sep 25, 2015 Duration: 1m52s Rating: 4.90
58:00 <couleurs> did every1 get their pink iphone
58:00 <dematerialiced> i got two
59:00 <Serenity> i never know if you are being serious or talking shit
59:00 <Clarkson> kiwi girls love sex
59:00 <couleurs> i'm a kiwi girl
01:00 <Serenity> i bet you're gorgeous
02:00 <dematerialiced> i went on a date with couleurs once
02:00 <dematerialiced> stunningly beautiful
03:00 <couleurs> j/k!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <dematerialiced> no jk
03:00 <dematerialiced> for serious
03:00 <couleurs> my ex gf was a kiwi she was good looken cos i don't do ugly #rekt
05:00 <faux> Loollll
11:00 <faux> Hi ooomp, dugnuts
11:00 <ooomp> Hey fauxy
11:00 <Dugnuts> heya
11:00 <couleurs> Hi ooomp, dugnuts
12:00 <Dugnuts> how is everyone
12:00 <couleurs> gr8 just got my pink iphone n FiFa 16 enjoying LiFe n u
13:00 <Dugnuts> heh
13:00 <dematerialiced> i just got back from murdering a few hitchhikers down near katanning
13:00 <Dugnuts> spent all day exploring melb with my friend
13:00 <Dugnuts> he didnt wanna go to the show
13:00 <Dugnuts> so we went up eureka tower
13:00 <Serenity> show opened here today
13:00 <Dugnuts> went to the art museum
13:00 <Serenity> kinda wanna go but dont
13:00 <Dugnuts> then went to the kings domain
13:00 <Dugnuts> walked around there
13:00 <Dugnuts> the rememberance memorial is fucking huge
13:00 <couleurs> i haven't been up the eureka tower yet
14:00 <Dugnuts> its pretty cool
14:00 <couleurs> oPpS
14:00 <couleurs> how much is it now?
14:00 <couleurs> $28?
15:00 <Dugnuts> nah
15:00 <Dugnuts> 19.50
15:00 <couleurs> sweet c u their bro
15:00 <Dugnuts> but we had a 10% discount
15:00 <couleurs> Nice.
17:00 <Dugnuts> it was a beautiful day to be oot and aboot
18:00 <couleurs> agreed.
19:00 <Dugnuts> now my feet hurt and i am pooped tho
20:00 <couleurs> how many poops
21:00 <faux> 4 turds 5 suspects
22:00 <Dugnuts> all the poops
22:00 <Dugnuts> they are done
22:00 <faux> art museum :')
23:00 <Dugnuts> yah
23:00 <Dugnuts> his sister is big into art
24:00 <Dugnuts> so he had to go :P
24:00 <Dugnuts> was ok
24:00 <Dugnuts> he and his mrs had a good time today too
24:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/2Dt3zZ6.jpg
25:00 <amsy> lol
27:00 <couleurs> hi amsy 
29:00 <couleurs> :z
44:00 <amsy> hi cc :v
07:00 <zaim> there she is
25:00 <Nikky`> Hey Hey my lovely one :o)
27:00 <zaim> how is u dollface?
27:00 <Nikky`> I'm great and you?
27:00 <fawks> get a room u guise
28:00 <Immutable> lol no
28:00 <Immutable> I like to watch
28:00 <Nikky`> haha
28:00 <fawks> lolll
35:00 <mrwuf> I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
35:00 <zaim> im good lovvy
35:00 <dematerialiced> im a big deal on an irrelevant social media platform that falsely inflates my ego
35:00 <Nikky`> good good.. glad
57:00 <Doodle> beep
59:00 <Dugnuts> boop
00:00 <amsy> doodle
00:00 <Doodle> amsy
00:00 <Dugnuts> dugnuts
00:00 <Dugnuts> wait
00:00 <amsy> japanese people love weird hats
01:00 <amsy> do you watch fp's?
01:00 <Doodle> nah
02:00 <Doodle> i only saw 5 mins of q3 before they red flagged it
02:00 <Doodle> was cleaning out the garage
02:00 <amsy> theres a couple of guys in the crowd with DRS hats
02:00 <amsy> bit cute
02:00 <Doodle> lol 
02:00 <amsy> they open and everything
03:00 <Doodle> lol i dont doubt it
05:00 <Doodle> my sis is here to watch scary movies bblzz
05:00 <amsy> enjoy xx
07:00 <couleurs> pics
39:00 <CrIp> https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1013808861970020
39:00 <thestig> doodle how i miss f1
39:00 <thestig> hi amsy
39:00 <thestig> salve amsyyy
41:00 <amsy> alright stiggy
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Vinylshakerz - One Night In Bangkok (XXL Mix) Views: 647,859 Uploader: Mychael Helmz Uploaded: Jun 24, 2013 Duration: 5m20s Rating: 4.86
41:00 <amsy> why cant you watch f1?
41:00 <fawks> stiggy stiggy stiggy cant u seeeee
41:00 <fawks> sometimes ya words just hypnotise me
42:00 <thestig> i forgot it was on
42:00 <thestig> hi snart
42:00 <CrIp> bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb/me gets naked for forks
42:00 <fawks> woah
43:00 <fawks> hiiiii there
43:00 <CrIp> im done..
43:00 <CrIp> :)
43:00 <fawks> ol
43:00 <fawks> wjere u beeeeeeeeeen
43:00 <CrIp> bought a boat
43:00 <fawks> nice 1
43:00 <amsy> im watching quali buildup now stig
43:00 <CrIp> and its like when u get a gf and you are like in the honeyperiod thing where shit is all lovey dovey
43:00 <fawks> lolllll
44:00 <CrIp> so, yeah im in love
44:00 <fawks> did u name it thefaux
44:00 <CrIp> hmmm, nope.. should have
44:00 <CrIp> im thinking of naming it "She's 
44:00 <fawks> well thats a bit rude
44:00 <CrIp> wet "
44:00 <fawks> lol
44:00 <CrIp> https://scontent.fmel1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12011306_10207243922597442_834875140578629842_n.jpg?oh=b7e8ce19f67067cb282ceaf7fb94c9b3&oe=56A6AC21
44:00 <amsy> Båtis
45:00 <fawks> oh
45:00 <fawks> cool
45:00 <CrIp> i got it for 5550
45:00 <CrIp> it owes me about 8 now
45:00 <fawks> 8 what
45:00 <CrIp> got a fishfinder, radio, 2 way radio, electric troll motor and shiz
45:00 <CrIp> 8 grand
46:00 <fawks> idk anything that youre talking bout
46:00 <fawks> but yay boat
46:00 <CrIp> lols
46:00 <CrIp> im going to marry it
46:00 <fawks> lol
46:00 <fawks> is therre a wine cup holder
47:00 <fawks> oh ok
47:00 <CrIp> not yet
47:00 <CrIp> do have a beer holder
47:00 <thestig> whats a troll motor
48:00 <amsy> trawl
48:00 <amsy> possibly
48:00 <Serenity> it was you shove up shads bum to keep him going
48:00 <fawks> then its useless
48:00 <thestig> oh lols
52:00 <CrIp> thestig: its so u can cruise along at walking speed and flick lures
53:00 <thestig> ahh ok
53:00 <CrIp> or just flick a lure out the side and cruise along
53:00 <fawks> flick dix
53:00 <CrIp> its remote controll
54:00 <Serenity> i found a dvd of ur fave movie today faux in a metal case n shit
54:00 <Clarkson> [23:47]  <SoMaLiPrInCe> no gay people are of the devil <== for that you slimy little fucking toad
55:00 <Serenity> fine.
55:00 <faux> Lol
55:00 <faux> I said pix
55:00 <faux> And got dc
55:00 <faux> show me
56:00 <Serenity> i cbf getting up to take a pic now lol
56:00 <Serenity> but its step brothers
56:00 <Serenity> i might send it to maurice with a dick drawn on it
04:00 <Serenity> speak of the whoreface
04:00 <Serenity> i mean HELLO maurice
04:00 <Maurice> I resemble that remark
04:00 <Serenity> haha
11:00 <dematerialiced> http://i.imgur.com/J0tTah4.jpg
22:00 <doctor> stick a finger in it
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
43:00 <Serenity> herro
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
52:00 <Serenity> nm hey
52:00 <Serenity> ready for bed
52:00 <Serenity> you?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah same - soonish
56:00 <Dugnuts> i em tiired
56:00 <Dugnuts> walked all over melb
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> you should have got coffee
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you wouldn't have been tired!
57:00 <Dugnuts> i wasnt
57:00 <Dugnuts> i am now
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww didums 
58:00 <Maurice> I think you're all a bunch of poofs
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> same!
58:00 <Dugnuts> you both just said you were ready for bed
58:00 <Dugnuts> ...
58:00 <Dugnuts> you are assholes
58:00 <Clarkson> as it tits
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i said soonish
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> got to get my whoring fill in, duh!
59:00 <Serenity> excuse me i didnt say anything rude
59:00 <Serenity> bite a ballsack then
59:00 <Dugnuts> sorry Serenity
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> and while your at it, suck my dick
59:00 <Dugnuts> the asshole bit was for kate and Maurice
59:00 <Dugnuts> :P
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> as above
00:00 <Serenity> oh theyre assholes for sure
00:00 <Serenity> hehehe
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
00:00 <Dugnuts> i was just imagining a chrome asshole
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> I bleached and waxed it the other day
00:00 <Dugnuts> i mean it needs buffing
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> so it's fan tastical
00:00 <Dugnuts> haha
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> 
01:00 <Serenity> did you really
01:00 <Dugnuts> bleached eh?
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> how do you think you found your reflection!
01:00 <Serenity> ace
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
04:00 <Maurice> Bit of Mr Sheen and elbow grease
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, just spit for polishing 
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> long licks 
06:00 <Dugnuts> ptooie!
07:00 <doctor> you are all beautiful flowers
07:00 <doctor> each and everyone one of you are unique and special and there will never be anyone like you again
08:00 <Serenity> ty bono
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
08:00 <doctor> yw ';}
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> aww dr you have a way with words 
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i mean… copying and pasting
08:00 <doctor> it's pretty creepy if you said that to someone alone
09:00 <Dugnuts> WE ARE ALL UNIQUE AND SPECIAL
09:00 <Serenity> i got a new exercise bike today im pre excited
09:00 <partay> doctor is speshal alright
09:00 <doctor> so special
09:00 <Serenity> you think you're special
09:00 <Serenity> you do
09:00 <Serenity> i can see it in your eyyyyeeess
09:00 <partay> Serenity are you ircing from your new bike ?
09:00 <doctor> gotta have some more, attention, give it to me
10:00 <Serenity> im not
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> oooo that's pretty exciting!
10:00 <Serenity> it burns twice as many calories as the treddy its pretty damn exciting haha
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm debating spending $70 bucks a week on a personal trainer
11:00 <doctor> gotta slug it out on the highest incline
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> hot guy to help me…. still can't justify it lol
11:00 <doctor> if he's hot it's worth it. why not, I say - getting fit and having someone to perv on while you do so
12:00 <doctor> keep you motivated
12:00 <partay> and you can always give him head in the carpark after 
12:00 <Serenity> id end up getting angry with a personal trainer and not going back
12:00 <doctor> exactly
12:00 <b-queen> and he can teach you technique to get the most out of your training
12:00 <doctor> yeah I have my own gym and keep myself motivated
13:00 <doctor> running is a bit different as i have a running partner
13:00 <partay> b-queen no sensible comments thanks 
13:00 <Serenity> i now have a treddy x trainer bike and weight bench
13:00 <b-queen> yeah fuck off b-queen
14:00 <doctor> i found with the bike that I was slugging around 600 calories in half hour, but I wasn't really doing that much as my body got used to it
14:00 <doctor> so it was probably only around 250-300 or so
14:00 <partay> bike is more for cardiovascular than weight loss
14:00 <b-queen> 600 cals in half hour
15:00 <doctor> yeah it did boost my endurance
15:00 <Serenity> yeah doctor i think its best to change it up every day with anything no matter what youre doing
15:00 <Serenity> your body gets used to it
15:00 <partay> yep
15:00 <b-queen> are you really fat
15:00 <partay> interval training is the most effective for me 
15:00 <partay> find what works for you
15:00 <Serenity> with everything ive got here should be more than enough
15:00 <b-queen> to burn 600 cals in 30 mins
15:00 <doctor> that's what the machine was saying, it didn't reflect the reality
15:00 <Serenity> bike training burns a lot of calories no matter how fat you are
16:00 <b-queen> not 600 cals in 30 mins
16:00 <partay> 30 secs flat out .. 30 secs at 60%... 30 secs flat out... rinse and repeat 
16:00 <partay> 40 times 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yah apparently sprints are the best...
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> so not sprinting
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that
16:00 <Clarkson> I'd have make up sex with skirmish
16:00 <partay> lol
16:00 <b-queen> its jus quick bursts
17:00 <partay> yes
17:00 <doctor> 600 in half hour is doable
17:00 <partay> thats what i said 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll just have less cake
17:00 <partay> mmmm cake 
17:00 <b-queen> doubtful doctor
17:00 <Serenity> i did 50 cals in like 5 mins just testing on this bike
17:00 <Serenity> wasnt even a full 5 mins
17:00 <partay> i had bavarian with custard for dessert tonight
17:00 <b-queen> heart rate
17:00 <b-queen> or
17:00 <b-queen> machine
18:00 <Serenity> its got heart rate things in the grips so that im assuming
18:00 <b-queen> still not that accurate
18:00 <partay> not super accurate.. but close enough
18:00 <Serenity> its not ever going to be down to the exact calorie on a machine
18:00 <Serenity> theres too many variables
18:00 <Serenity> but its close enough to get an idea
18:00 <b-queen> machine is bs
18:00 <b-queen> and way off
19:00 <partay> the calories thing is theory based
19:00 <partay> it depends on the person
19:00 <partay> the heart rate monitor is close 
19:00 <b-queen> machine says at least 150 extra calories than my heart rate monitor does when i jog
19:00 <partay> ^
20:00 <partay> at the end of the day Serenity as long as your face is read, your breathing heavy and your lungs hurt.. youre trining hard 
20:00 <b-queen> i would not be using it even as a guide
20:00 <partay> red*
20:00 <doctor> the only way to figure it out is to have a constant heart monitor, but counting calories usually doesn't last
20:00 <Serenity> yes i know what im doing ty
20:00 <Serenity> i have a log to keep that tells me what im burning and what im not
20:00 <partay> no doubt
20:00 <partay> you should stream it 
21:00 <Serenity> my treadmill calories are usually about 20 cals off
21:00 <partay> we can shout cast 
21:00 <Serenity> i got the bike today i dont know how far off it is
21:00 <b-queen> post a vid of you running with your green monster hair bouncing
21:00 <partay> and no sports bra
21:00 <b-queen> werd
21:00 <partay> notop for that matter 
21:00 <Serenity> i prefer not having black eyes
22:00 <b-queen> its not about your preference ok
23:00 <doctor> sexual preference is a key variable in determining obesogenic environment
24:00 <JenniLo> eh...
24:00 <Serenity> yep
24:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <JenniLo> what the hell does that mean
25:00 <JenniLo> Serenity im attracted to you
26:00 <ShadowLurker> everyone is
26:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
26:00 <JenniLo> this is true
26:00 <doctor> it means that where you wet your willy often determines how fat your are
26:00 <doctor> but that's nonsense as I was talking rubbish
26:00 <JenniLo> ok
26:00 <Serenity> i dont blame you JenniLo im pretty ace
26:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
26:00 <JenniLo> doctor good summary
26:00 <JenniLo> you are ace Serenity
26:00 <Lumeah2> suck up
27:00 <JenniLo> what is there to suck up for
27:00 <JenniLo> a red toaster?
27:00 <ShadowLurker> its cause hagrid is butthurt noone likes it
27:00 <JenniLo> whom
27:00 <ShadowLurker> Lumeah2
28:00 <ShadowLurker> looks like hagrid
28:00 <JenniLo> ohh ok
28:00 <JenniLo> whos hagrid
28:00 <Serenity> dont be jelly Lumeah2
28:00 <JenniLo> just join in the love for Serenity
28:00 <JenniLo> there is something about your aura Serenity
29:00 <Serenity> thats probably just the boobs
29:00 <Clarkson> student how many ways can we say shut the fuck up honestly?
30:00 <JenniLo> alright its the boobs
30:00 <JenniLo> as soon as i saw them i fell in love with you
31:00 <Serenity> haha
31:00 <JenniLo> you have the x factor
31:00 <JenniLo> or is it the xr factor
31:00 <JenniLo> hey that could be a thing
32:00 <b-queen> you sound like a creeper
32:00 <b-queen> do you have a Serenity shrine
32:00 <JenniLo> no actually i hated her till 2 weeks ago
32:00 <b-queen> with her green monster pics all over a wall
32:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
32:00 <JenniLo> lol
32:00 <Serenity> its ok they all do JenniLo
32:00 <JenniLo> i know
32:00 <JenniLo> then i just liked her
32:00 <Serenity> because im ace
32:00 <JenniLo> b-queen whats it to you anyways
32:00 <JenniLo> she doesnt mine
32:00 <JenniLo> mind
32:00 <JenniLo> do you Serenity
33:00 <Serenity> nope
33:00 <b-queen> you're talkin in an open chat
33:00 <JenniLo> thank you
33:00 <b-queen> if i wanna say something
33:00 <b-queen> i will
33:00 <JenniLo> and if i want to say something i will
33:00 <b-queen> i never said you couldnt
33:00 <b-queen> I asked if you had a shrine
33:00 <b-queen> which you didnt answer
33:00 <JenniLo> why would i have a shrine
33:00 <b-queen> so i assume you do
33:00 <JenniLo> i dont actually know her in person
33:00 <b-queen> creeper
33:00 <JenniLo> lol
34:00 <JenniLo> you just want an admirerer of your own
34:00 <b-queen> you jus sit outside her house in a white van
34:00 <b-queen> takin pics for your Serenity wall
34:00 <Serenity> theres actually a white van out there atm
34:00 <JenniLo> oops
34:00 <JenniLo> i better leave
34:00 <b-queen> well thats all the proof i need
34:00 <b-queen> guilty
34:00 <JenniLo> guilty of love
37:00 <Serenity> its ok as long as i cant hear the fapping im good
37:00 <Serenity> just dont set the cats off
38:00 <Dugnuts> heh
38:00 <Dugnuts> too many other people saw that one
38:00 <JenniLo> how many cats
38:00 <Dugnuts> so expect 5 cars to pull up out the front shortly :P
38:00 <JenniLo> lol
43:00 <Lumeah2> Dugnuts: 
43:00 <Lumeah2> :p
44:00 <Dugnuts> sorry
44:00 <Dugnuts> didnt mean to spoil your fun
46:00 <dematerialiced> faggots
46:00 <b-queen> that is not nice
46:00 <dematerialiced> i am not a nice person so that's ok
47:00 <Serenity> saw what one
47:00 <Serenity> im confused
48:00 <Dugnuts> that you dont mind them fapping over you as long as they dont bother the cats :P
48:00 <Serenity> oh right
48:00 <Serenity> and as long as i dont have to hear it
48:00 <JenniLo> can you hear girls
49:00 <Serenity> depends how into they are i guess
49:00 <JenniLo> thats true...
49:00 <JenniLo> ill keep my underwear on
50:00 <\alienated_Romeo> load
50:00 <dematerialiced> 8
50:00 <dematerialiced> *
52:00 <\alienated_Romeo> did u see that guy shve some chick at an afl game?
52:00 <\alienated_Romeo> did u see that guy shoved some chick at an afl game?
52:00 <\alienated_Romeo> funny shit really
52:00 <Clarkson> She hugged me instead of freaking the fuck out
52:00 <dematerialiced> did you see some bogan get smashed at an afl game
52:00 <dematerialiced> ?
52:00 <Serenity> why would that be funny
52:00 <Serenity> hes been charged with aggravated assault
53:00 <JenniLo> awwwwwwwwww
53:00 <JenniLo> why did he hit her
53:00 <\alienated_Romeo> who gives a toss they're all just dumb ass rednecks at some stadium
54:00 <JenniLo> what the
54:00 <JenniLo> there is actually family people there
54:00 <b-queen> troll
54:00 <Serenity> youre a fucking idiot
54:00 <dematerialiced> careful you'll anger the rednecks romeo
54:00 <b-queen> don't feed the animals
54:00 <Serenity> he got angry because his football team was losing JenniLo and she asked him to tone his language down infront of peoples kids
54:00 <Serenity> so he abused and then hit her
54:00 <Serenity> drunk bogan basically
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> what a cunt
55:00 <JenniLo> :(
55:00 <Maurice> She was an off duty cop
55:00 <JenniLo> i hope he gets banned from the stadium
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> sucked in!
55:00 <JenniLo> lol ohhh
55:00 <Maurice> He's bustedddd
55:00 <Serenity> he got in the shit
55:00 <Clarkson> time wasting cunt
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <Serenity> he hit her hard enough to need assistance by an ambulance
55:00 <dematerialiced> there's times for knife punches to the throat
55:00 <dematerialiced> that wasn't one of them
57:00 <\alienated_Romeo> is it ok to masturbate twice?
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> no your dick will fall off
57:00 <dematerialiced> less to clean up the second time around
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> followed by your hands
57:00 <JenniLo> yes do it
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck saked
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm going to bed
58:00 <Serenity> i hope his fucking head falls off
58:00 <\alienated_Romeo> lol cool
59:00 <partay> lol at the fuckstick freo supporter 
59:00 <partay> who does that?
59:00 <dematerialiced> freo supporters
59:00 <dematerialiced> clearly
59:00 <partay> to anyone let alone a woman with 2 kids 
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