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00:00 <faux> Why is that racist
00:00 <faux> Theres white chocolate
00:00 <faux> !!
00:00 <anotherirc3r> ewww white chocolate :/
00:00 <faux> whatttt
00:00 <faux> White choc is amazing 
00:00 <xm> im da milky bar kid
00:00 <anotherirc3r> noooo it's too sweet
00:00 <dematerialiced> remember she likes salty fish
00:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <dematerialiced> she's weird
00:00 <amelia> diaagree
00:00 <xm> da mily bars r on me
00:00 <faux> Lolll
00:00 <amelia> white choc bad
00:00 <faux> mily cyris barz
01:00 <faux> u weirdos
01:00 <faux> White choc owns
01:00 <dematerialiced> all choc owns
01:00 <faux> dream is teh bestszestwst
01:00 <dematerialiced> i dont discriminate
01:00 <faux> lol
01:00 <xm> white chocolate is my favourite but i cant have too much of it. it's very sweet
01:00 <faux> dark choc is gross
01:00 <faux> Yeah xm
01:00 <faux> truday
01:00 <faux> Dat
01:00 <dematerialiced> ok amelia what if I bring some chocolate
01:00 <anotherirc3r> milk chocolate is the best
01:00 <faux> she likes chickens
01:00 <faux> bring her chickens
02:00 <dematerialiced> i dont think there is such a thing as chocolate chickens
02:00 <faux> And some jeggings
02:00 <amelia> chocolate doesnt win on me
02:00 <faux> W flower print
02:00 <amelia> fuck off with your flower print jeggings m8
02:00 <faux> Lmao
02:00 <anotherirc3r> nah. give her a burrito
02:00 <amelia> schnitzel is the way to my heart
02:00 <amelia> YES
02:00 <amelia> OR A BURRITO
02:00 <dematerialiced> really? a burrito?
02:00 <dematerialiced> done deal
02:00 <faux> mm i want mexican 
02:00 <dematerialiced> on my way
02:00 <amelia> anotherirc3r you know me too well
03:00 <anotherirc3r> has to be a good one though
03:00 <anotherirc3r> she's picky
03:00 <amelia> dont you dare rock up with a shitty burrito
03:00 <dematerialiced> only prime burrito
03:00 <faux> 45 tacos pls
03:00 <xm> dematerialiced: if you want to hook up with amelia you MUST love trance music, cats, dunlop shoes and hate computer games. especially computer games because she thinks they are a waste of time
03:00 <dematerialiced> i
03:00 <amelia> you will be wearing you big beautiful chocolate man
04:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahahahahahaaha frankeh
04:00 <dematerialiced> i dont think we can be together amelia
04:00 <dematerialiced> sorry
04:00 <amelia> you listed all my opposites
04:00 <xm> she;s always pasting cat gifs and im like fuck orrfff m8
04:00 <amelia> how do you kno me like this
04:00 <amelia> cats fuckin suck
04:00 <Clarkson> ur shit then
05:00 <amelia> and dont come near me wif dunlop shoes
05:00 <anotherirc3r> she hates LBP
05:00 <amelia> bestest game everrrrrrrrrr
05:00 <xm> she was also crying today that freo lost
05:00 <xm> so you have to be sensitive about that
05:00 <dematerialiced> haha
05:00 <amelia> AHAAHAH stahhhhp
05:00 <amelia> you guys make me sound like a dockers supporting loser
06:00 <anotherirc3r> she can't stand hiphop either
06:00 <anotherirc3r> so don't play that crap
06:00 <amelia> ok now you're jus goin too far jen
06:00 <dematerialiced> too far m8
06:00 <anotherirc3r> haha i'm sorry
06:00 <faux> Good night turds luv u all but xm da most bye
06:00 <xm> cya foey
06:00 <dematerialiced> nini fox xoxoxo
06:00 <amelia> never make fun of de hip hop
06:00 <anotherirc3r> never?!
07:00 <grem> imnot made of poo
07:00 <amelia> never
09:00 <xm> i better go too. faux is calling me in her dreams. lollll jokes bro kbai
10:00 <jackstevens> wonder what james is after at 12.10am
11:00 <Serenity> you
11:00 <dematerialiced> james wants a bit of man meat
12:00 <amelia> help a brother out dematerialiced
12:00 <dematerialiced> man
12:00 <dematerialiced> i dont do random guys
13:00 <jackstevens> james might be a female name. transphobia dematerialiced
13:00 <dematerialiced> its not
13:00 <dematerialiced> its a man
13:00 <dematerialiced> infact it's a morbidly obese man
13:00 <anotherirc3r> more to love
13:00 <dematerialiced> actually i shouldnt judge
13:00 <dematerialiced> i let a fat gay guy from irc blow me once
14:00 <anotherirc3r> ..you did?
14:00 <dematerialiced> sure did
14:00 <anotherirc3r> ..why?!
14:00 <dematerialiced> *shrug*
15:00 <dematerialiced> turns out blokes can suck dick just as good as women
15:00 <British^Meat> love, what a powerful word
15:00 <British^Meat> like, i LOVE lipton Iced tea
15:00 <anotherirc3r> oh.. okay. that's something i didn't know
16:00 <dematerialiced> yeah, im definitely not a trans/homophobe lol
16:00 <amelia> but did he swallow
16:00 <dematerialiced> he did
16:00 <Serenity> like.. i like my sketchers
16:00 <Serenity> but i live my prada backpack
16:00 <Serenity> love.
17:00 <dematerialiced> for me its just about getting off
17:00 <dematerialiced> dont care if they are male/female/dolphin
18:00 <amelia> you lack standards?
18:00 <dematerialiced> not lacking standards
18:00 <dematerialiced> having a wide net
18:00 <dematerialiced> i wouldnt let an ugly chick anywhere near my dick
18:00 <Clarkson> i read that shit when i was 14
18:00 <dematerialiced> or one that i thought might give me the clap
20:00 <dematerialiced> if i was lacking standards i'd be on tinder
20:00 <happy-lil-camper> was that fat gay Tieryn
21:00 <dematerialiced> no idea
21:00 <dematerialiced> dont remember the name
21:00 <happy-lil-camper> there can on ly be one fat gay in the village!!!
21:00 <dematerialiced> it was many many many years ago
21:00 <dematerialiced> haha
21:00 <dematerialiced> but I am the only gay in the village daffyd@!
21:00 <dematerialiced> havent seen that in a long time
21:00 <dematerialiced> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjekrHwgFsA
21:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Little Britain - Daffyd Thomas The Only Gay in the Village Judy Garland Views: 19,671 Uploader: xxjess Uploaded: Jan 23, 2013 Duration: 0m47s Rating: 4.34
21:00 <dematerialiced> best fucking show
22:00 <anotherirc3r> yay little britain
24:00 <dematerialiced> "i used to be homosexual, but i had to give it up. it made my eyes water"
26:00 <dematerialiced> also i thought youwere going to bed xm
27:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah GO TO BED XM
27:00 <British^Meat> hello xm
38:00 <happy-lil-camper> i lied. i lie about many things. i dont have AIDS. i dont even have a bed -- just a hammock suspended between two stacked columns of milk crates
38:00 <dematerialiced> haha
39:00 <Serenity> shady
06:00 <homealonem> any sluts in here ?
06:00 <Clarkson> Slutty skank drop
06:00 <anotherirc3r> didn't you find any in #sex?
08:00 <Grim> he didnt
08:00 <anotherirc3r> ic
08:00 <Grim> yesem
08:00 <Grim> :)
08:00 <Grim> was only me there
09:00 <anotherirc3r> you rejected him, huh? :P
09:00 <Grim> no
11:00 <Grim> lolz
13:00 <anotherirc3r> how are you anyway Grim?
13:00 <Grim> always good
13:00 <Grim> and you?
14:00 <anotherirc3r> pretty good thanks :)
14:00 <Grim> cool :)
14:00 <anotherirc3r> got any plans for the weekend?
15:00 <Grim> yeah getting violated
15:00 <Grim> looolz
15:00 <Phrygian> yo
15:00 <Phrygian> fucking goon
15:00 <Grim> thanks
15:00 <Phrygian> nah goon made me get a date tomorrow night
15:00 <anotherirc3r> oh.. well enjoy lol
15:00 <Phrygian> goon is rad
15:00 <Grim> I see
15:00 <Grim> hope to
16:00 <Phrygian> i dont even have to drive
16:00 <Phrygian> epic
16:00 <anotherirc3r> sif you won't Grim
16:00 <Grim> lolz
16:00 <Grim> umm hsnt happened for a while
16:00 <Phrygian> im getting picked up by my date and her mum 
17:00 <Phrygian> fuck my life
17:00 <Grim> I wll fuck you
17:00 <Phrygian> no no
17:00 <Grim> why not?
17:00 <Phrygian> my ass is reseve
17:00 <Phrygian> reserved for elton
17:00 <Grim> nah I can take it
17:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
17:00 <dematerialiced> not freddie?
17:00 <dematerialiced> poor choice
18:00 <Grim> will slip in
18:00 <Grim> easy
18:00 <Phrygian> freddie is dead he is a rock god though
18:00 <Grim> is youar arse hairy?
18:00 <Phrygian> well half/half i am not a gorilla but i am a man
19:00 <Grim> tsty
19:00 <Grim> yumm
19:00 <Phrygian> yeah i dunno about gay
19:00 <Clarkson> angry cos he wont get off his ass n do something about his fucking life
20:00 <dematerialiced> no thanks alf that's gay
20:00 <Grim> whats wrong with gay?
20:00 <Phrygian> nothing man
20:00 <Grim> it doenst hurt
20:00 <Phrygian> yeah maybe it does
20:00 <Grim> my mouth is gentle
20:00 <Phrygian> ok yeah i dont want your mouth
20:00 <Grim> why not?
20:00 <Phrygian> like anywhere near me
21:00 <Grim> as in?
21:00 <Phrygian> oh no reason i am straight
21:00 <Grim> so?
21:00 <Grim> no onewill know
21:00 <dematerialiced> lol
21:00 <Grim> I wont tell
21:00 <Grim> promise
21:00 <Phrygian> so yeah i dont dig your stuff, dude junk and shit
22:00 <Grim> no shit here I cleaned out
22:00 <dematerialiced> haha
22:00 <Phrygian> ok fuck you
22:00 <dematerialiced> grim's had one too many hits of the meth pipe
22:00 <Grim> please
22:00 <Grim> nah
22:00 <Phrygian> you guys are having a larf
22:00 <Grim> its called cardy
22:00 <Grim> chardy
22:00 <Grim> wine
23:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm amused definitely
23:00 <Grim> cool
23:00 <Grim> anyone wanna top me?
23:00 <Grim> looolz
23:00 <Phrygian> Grim is a virgin and has not touched a woman, but thats cool he doesnt get that thats cool
23:00 <Grim> I hAVE
23:00 <Grim> liar
23:00 <Phrygian> well cool
24:00 <Phrygian> i could be wrong
24:00 <Grim> got two kids
24:00 <Grim> so fuck you
24:00 <Clarkson> one thing can be said about me though right Serenity / Maurice , i know it would be hard for Maurice at leaste to try tell the truth about something and hold rage back for a bit, but one thing can be said about me is that i self manage myself quite well hey, i open situations up for me to feel like shit, while taking shit i want at other intervals, monitor this anyway and decide for yourselves.
24:00 <dematerialiced> nah im pretty sure grim is in his high 30s and looking for discrete fun times
24:00 <Phrygian> rad man  
24:00 <Grim> nope
24:00 <dematerialiced> discrete gay times
24:00 <Grim> totally wrong
24:00 <Maurice> You're drunk Clarkson, go home
24:00 <Clarkson> on a fucking console
24:00 <dematerialiced> discrete bum chum times
24:00 <Grim> can I fuck you Clarkson ?
24:00 <Clarkson> i have had sex in a church
24:00 <Phrygian> yeah doesnt matter man
25:00 <dematerialiced> he's looking for strong fit men for mutual rimming
25:00 <Maurice> Me too
25:00 <dematerialiced> haha
25:00 <Grim> in your arse?
25:00 <Maurice> Yes
25:00 <Phrygian> but i do have a date tomorrow and shes rad
25:00 <Phrygian> so i win
26:00 <Grim> oooerrr
26:00 <Phrygian> not as rad as Maurice
26:00 <Grim> I wanna fuck Maurice 
26:00 <dematerialiced> http://i.imgur.com/sdfaNcg.jpg when you love her every day of the month
26:00 <Phrygian> but maybbe close
26:00 <amsy> :(
26:00 <amsy> why
27:00 <dematerialiced> im sorry amsy
27:00 <anotherirc3r> ohh gross :/
27:00 <dematerialiced> and anotherirc3r
27:00 <anotherirc3r> please warn us next time :/
27:00 <Grim> are there any bi guys here?
27:00 <dematerialiced> the first thing i could think of when i saw that pic was "hellooooooooooooo"
27:00 <dematerialiced> im a bad person
27:00 <Phrygian> well ive been drinking goon and i am no oil painting, in fact 
28:00 <Phrygian> i am a disgusting human
28:00 <Maurice> I remember being a human
28:00 <Grim> I love disgusting
28:00 <dematerialiced> you are disgusting
29:00 <dematerialiced> http://imgur.com/gallery/1ZMMvAG
29:00 <dematerialiced> that one is safe
29:00 <anotherirc3r> i was about to say.. i would hit you if it wasn't
29:00 <Phrygian> i am fuck man i told this chick i didnt have a job and she bailed me
29:00 <Phrygian> i do have a job i own my own company
29:00 <Phrygian> so shallow
29:00 <dematerialiced> you wouldn't dare attempt to harm me anotherirc3r
30:00 <dematerialiced> i would wrestle you to death
30:00 <anotherirc3r> oh, you're on
30:00 <dematerialiced> http://i.imgur.com/2qmiEOA.png
30:00 <dematerialiced> that's me
30:00 <dematerialiced> all that man meat
30:00 <Grim> I eat cum
31:00 <dematerialiced> Grim leave
31:00 <anotherirc3r> you'll make Grim horny
31:00 <Grim> why?
31:00 <anotherirc3r> with that pic
31:00 <TheRiddler> grimm
31:00 <TheRiddler> good series
31:00 <Phrygian> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML9h3I5Uktw
31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: GANGgajang - Sounds Of Then (This Is Australia) Views: 1,010,036 Uploader: levitatingbluecat Uploaded: Apr 5, 2007 Duration: 3m56s Rating: 4.86
31:00 <dematerialiced> grimmmmmmmmmmmm
31:00 <Grim> omg hes gross
31:00 <dematerialiced> thats me you're talking about
31:00 <dematerialiced> you gaylord
31:00 <dematerialiced> im very hurt
32:00 <TheRiddler> I'm waiting for season 5
32:00 <Phrygian> you ppl suck 
32:00 <Phrygian> but at the same time rad\
32:00 <dematerialiced> and the humidity
32:00 <dematerialiced> we breathe
33:00 <Phrygian> so ok thats an iconic aussie song
33:00 <anotherirc3r> http://imgur.com/mK4QyPx
33:00 <anotherirc3r> me n mah cake
33:00 <dematerialiced> why would you even bother wearing underwear at that point
33:00 <anotherirc3r> it makes me feel sexy OKAY
33:00 <anotherirc3r> :(
34:00 <dematerialiced> haha
34:00 <Grim> any cocks availble?
34:00 <Clarkson> just fuckin pain
34:00 <dematerialiced> grim please leave
34:00 <dematerialiced> im asking you nicely
34:00 <Maurice> Theres heaps available, but cash up front
34:00 <Grim> loooooolz
34:00 <dematerialiced> Phrygian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mkidP2OUCk
34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Icehouse - Great Southern Land Views: 3,032,289 Uploader: downunderupover Uploaded: Oct 24, 2006 Duration: 4m59s Rating: 4.90
34:00 <dematerialiced> another classic
35:00 <Phrygian> oath
59:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Haha success
59:00 <faux> :o
59:00 <gs69azza> winner
00:00 <gs69azza> I'm actually going to a concert tomorrow sober...
00:00 <faux> Pervs!!!
00:00 <gs69azza> problem?
01:00 <faux> why do you say that like its a bad thing?
01:00 <faux> Lol
02:00 <gs69azza> nah I've come to the conclusion I have a substance issue, haven't had anything about from armodafinil for pre wo 2 nights ago since my bday weekend
02:00 <gs69azza> modafinil is just a prescription "awakening"
05:00 <faux>  Cool
05:00 <faux> Whyd u get a new snapchat
10:00 <gs69azza> I deleted the old one
11:00 <gs69azza> deleted it a few weeks ago
20:00 <faux> Y 4
25:00 <gs69azza> too much incriminating stuff ont here
26:00 <faux> Oh ye
27:00 <faux> Fuck i just bit my  tongue like a retard
27:00 <faux> lol his quit msg is so weird 
27:00 <faux> I keep forgetting to ask him about it
30:00 <gs69azza> you can ask now faux 
34:00 <faux> Yay
34:00 <faux> Snoopy
34:00 <faux> Whats with your quit msg
35:00 <gs69azza> TRAIN 3 - Depart Olympic Park at 0330 hours stopping all stations to Sydenham then all stations to Bondi Junction. This train then forms a service to Cronulla
35:00 <gs69azza> mad
35:00 <gs69azza> train home and errytang
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what do you mean
42:00 <gs69azza> faux wants to know what
42:00 <gs69azza> Snoopys_Gunship quit (Quit: Soldiers fight to stay alive. They fight to keep their friends (their fellow soldiers) alive. When they sacrifice their life, it is to save the life of a friend. R.I.P Jack Dog I Will Miss You With All My Heart)
42:00 <gs69azza> means
47:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what is there to explain its kinda self explained i would think
47:00 <gs69azza> tl;dr
48:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hold on my script is going crazy
51:00 <BMP> I understand ur quit msg Snoopys_Gunship, and i dont think its weird in the slightest
51:00 <BMP> kudos
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> thanks British^Meat
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its kinda explains it self
52:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> first part is refering to the soldiers of the world and second part is the love i still have for my dog that was thrown around by a german sheppard like a rag doll
54:00 <British^Meat> sometimes wish id joined the armed forces....
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> what the brits or aussies
55:00 <British^Meat> aussies
55:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> its alot easier now to join the aussie forces :)
55:00 <British^Meat> i was 12 when i came here :)
56:00 <British^Meat> yer a work colleague just joined the reserves
56:00 <British^Meat> it'd be interesting for sure
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah reserves are piss easy to join...... hell i got in :D
03:00 <Abortion> thats basically because the reserves aren't expected to do anything unless we actually get invaded
05:00 <faux> Oh i thought it was quoting something
06:00 <British^Meat> I just want it to be like Dads Army
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well not really Abortion my unit has been to the ghan twice iraq once, and i know 25/49 infantry have been to the ghan many times
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> both reserve units
13:00 <Abortion> What really?
13:00 <Abortion> What is the purpose of the reserves then if you can just be sent out?
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the purpose is to take up position when the reg units are tired or cant be deployed again, not many reg units go back to back deployment except the SASR
14:00 <Abortion> Is it compulsory?
14:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> to be deployed?
14:00 <Abortion> yes
14:00 <Abortion> I was under the impression that you could be in the reserves even if you are regularly employed
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope you can turn it down but have to have a good reason
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> to which is what i am
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hence my reasons for not deploying was exactly that
15:00 <Abortion> Right
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i needed to support my family at home
16:00 <Abortion> What about for a single guy like me who is regularly employed?
16:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> if you are a vauled employee at your work then you wont go but if you are just some shit kicker then you got no choice
17:00 <Abortion> So essentially the difference between reserves and the main army is that the main army is full time
17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah and the reserves pay is tax free
55:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Louft oit louft oit louft oit
55:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Snoopys_Gunship thats the platoon sgt at kapooka
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
58:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sounds like him
44:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/FEPC3bY
44:00 <faux> Lmao
44:00 <faux> :'(
45:00 <gs69azza> lol
47:00 <BlackDevil> pretty sure jesus didn't fall off the cross
50:00 <gs69azza> pretty sure no cunt died and was burried and then was like lol respawn and was alive again
58:00 <BlackDevil> no
58:00 <BlackDevil> it has happened
58:00 <BlackDevil> pulse so slow that it couldnt be measured
58:00 <BlackDevil> considered dead
04:00 <BlackDevil> hows alaska?
04:00 <BlackDevil> hot?
09:00 <Ana_Ng> -3C
34:00 <MrMark> saucy
36:00 <MrMark> creamy
01:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
03:00 <MrMark> hi sexy
03:00 <Clarkson> I remember that link that would open up a million pop ups with gay porn and then the main window would be gay porn with a fluro flashing sign that said "I AM WATCHING GAY PORN"
21:00 <faux> I swear my neighbour is trying to keep me fat she keeps bringing me food
21:00 <faux> She just brought over some chocolate mousse she made
21:00 <faux> :-(
32:00 <TheRiddler> she wants to cook you
32:00 <TheRiddler> :p
33:00 <faux> ...
34:00 <faux> What
36:00 <TheRiddler> you're gretel
36:00 <TheRiddler> she ate hansel
52:00 <dematerialised> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SABWENGHYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
53:00 <faux> Lmao
53:00 <dematerialised> i have a friend who is from ghana
53:00 <dematerialised> is accent is the best
55:00 <ShadowLurker> i have a friend with boobies
55:00 <ShadowLurker> theyre spectacular
55:00 <dematerialised> i have my own boobies
55:00 <ShadowLurker> me 3
04:00 <anotherirc3r> heya dematerialised :)
08:00 <MrMark> music!!!
09:00 <TheRon> breasts!!!
09:00 <MrMark> tits
11:00 <MrMark> bosoms
13:00 <TheRon> norgs
13:00 <dematerialised> hihi anotherirc3r
13:00 <TheRiddler> jugs
14:00 <anotherirc3r> how's you?!
16:00 <dematerialised> good, working from home today
16:00 <dematerialised> its hard being paid to stare at a screen in my underwear
16:00 <dematerialised> listening to mad beats
17:00 <anotherirc3r> haha i bet
17:00 <anotherirc3r> i get my car back next week!!!
18:00 <TheRon> MrMark: ub40
18:00 <dematerialised> where did your car go?
18:00 <anotherirc3r> had a car accident a few months ago
18:00 <anotherirc3r> been at the panel beaters
18:00 <dematerialised> ah fairymuff
19:00 <dematerialised> yeah when my previous motor got rear ended it took them ages to fix
19:00 <TheRon> texting, speeding, and holding a beer while you drove?
20:00 <anotherirc3r> mine needed a complete respray/paint and a new fuel tank
21:00 <dematerialised> ah, sounds like a decent hit then
21:00 <dematerialised> i got rear ended at a set of lights by some young ditz in an old holden using her phone
21:00 <dematerialised> hit me at 70km/hr
21:00 <anotherirc3r> damn!
22:00 <dematerialised> was in hospital for a few weeks, they tought i might have spinal cord damage
22:00 <dematerialised> as a result my back is now fucked lol
22:00 <anotherirc3r> eeek :/
22:00 <anotherirc3r> that sucks
22:00 <dematerialised> yeah
22:00 <anotherirc3r> i was on a tollway and mine and another woman's lane ended.. i was in front of her and she merged into me, pitting my car. i spun across four lanes and smashed into the emergency barrier on the other side
22:00 <dematerialised> worst thing is she kept trying to make excuses. pissed me right off
23:00 <dematerialised> ah fun
23:00 <anotherirc3r> yup
23:00 <dematerialised> funny how its always people driving like fuckwits which end up causing people doing the right thing problems
23:00 <anotherirc3r> i know.. lucky us, eh?
23:00 <anotherirc3r> can you get an operation on your back or anything to help it?
23:00 <dematerialised> haha
24:00 <dematerialised> nah not really
24:00 <TheRon> i once rear ended this chick
24:00 <TheRon> that's the whole story
24:00 <dematerialised> i can get titanium rods put in along my spine to strengthen it, but there's no guarantee that'll stop pain
24:00 <Abortion> I'd love to just be able to replace all my bones with titanium
26:00 <Abortion> alas bones do more than be structural
26:00 <dematerialised> pray to mister skelton for good bones and calcium
28:00 <Abortion> and for christmas I would like...
28:00 <TheRon> an  oil job from miss february
28:00 <Abortion> I'm le tired
29:00 <Abortion> maybe I should stop going to the gym in the morning
29:00 <Abortion> I just exhaust myself and I become useless
30:00 <dematerialised> gym is good
30:00 <dematerialised> never give up
30:00 <dematerialised> never surrender
30:00 <TheRon> beer is better
30:00 <dematerialised> run like you are being chased by a pack of ravenous hyena
31:00 <dematerialised> for like an hour
31:00 <Abortion> I mean, move it to the evening
31:00 <TheRon> beer makes you tired with no effort at all
32:00 <dematerialised> do it in the morning AND the evening
32:00 <dematerialised> run faster then KENYANS
32:00 <dematerialised> than*
32:00 <dematerialised> ENERGY
32:00 <dematerialised> THIRST
32:00 <dematerialised> ARRRRRRGHHHHH
32:00 <Abortion> Fuck I'd need 16 hours of sleep a day then
32:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
33:00 <dematerialised> be like arnold
33:00 <dematerialised> moar enuhgee
33:00 <Blarp> anotherirc3r I was given the option of having rods put in my spine after I was in a car accident, spoke to the nurses in the ward, they all advised me not to do it, and let my spine heal naturally
33:00 <dematerialised> er
33:00 <dematerialised> Blarp
34:00 <dematerialised> how many marijuanas have you had today
34:00 <Blarp> too many? 
34:00 <Blarp> or not enough
34:00 <dematerialised> at least 3
34:00 <dematerialised> you're over the limit buddy
34:00 <Blarp> trying to talk and play games
35:00 <Blarp> lost track of who was chatting about what
35:00 <dematerialised> we're talking about ENERGY
35:00 <dematerialised> KENYANS
35:00 <Blarp> yes, but 10 minutes ago, it was about rods into spines..
36:00 <Blarp> which sounds kind of wrong when I say it like that
36:00 <dematerialised> catch up son
36:00 <dematerialised> times are changing
36:00 <dematerialised> we've moved on
36:00 <dematerialised> to fitness
36:00 <Blarp> but I liked the old topic, I could contribute, fitness, not so much
36:00 <dematerialised> fitness whole burger in my mouth
37:00 <anotherirc3r> i should go to gym again but i cbf
39:00 <Blarp>  should probably think about going to work
39:00 <dematerialised> i need to exercise, period
39:00 <dematerialised> im beginning to look like the blob from blade
40:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC4CDyCaeIA
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pearl the Fat Vampire - Blade (original) Views: 207,823 Uploader: Sean Field Uploaded: Feb 24, 2010 Duration: 2m36s Rating: 4.68
41:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm not fat but i would like to lose weight/tone up anyway
42:00 <BiscuitBoy> being fit is good
42:00 <BiscuitBoy> no good being thin and toned if you can't lift a mini
42:00 <BiscuitBoy> or run for more than 45 seconds
42:00 <anotherirc3r> i miss doing my step ups and jogging
42:00 <BiscuitBoy> zombies will chase you for at least 5 minutes
42:00 <anotherirc3r> been too sick to do anything useful though lol
44:00 <BiscuitBoy> personally i can run for about 12 seconds
44:00 <BiscuitBoy> so i'd be dead in a zombie apocalypse
46:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
46:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm not that fit either
46:00 <doctor> that's okay, once you become a zombie you pretty much get an unlimited fitness level
46:00 <BiscuitBoy> true
46:00 <BiscuitBoy> never looked at it that way
47:00 <doctor> yeah being a zombie has its perks
49:00 <TheRon> oh yeah, back in the summer of '69!\
49:00 <BiscuitBoy> got my first real six-string
50:00 <BiscuitBoy> always wondered if it was real or steel
50:00 <BiscuitBoy> both make sense
54:00 <TheRiddler> first six string?
54:00 <TheRiddler> are we talking guitars?
58:00 <BiscuitBoy> the song, dummy
59:00 <BiscuitBoy> summer of schifty nine
06:00 <doctor> add a little bit of salt
07:00 <doctor> that's it
09:00 <ShadowLurker> how many dudes you know flow like this
09:00 <ShadowLurker> not many
09:00 <ShadowLurker> if any
12:00 <Serenity> shoosh
12:00 <faux>  smbfdc
13:00 <BiscuitBoy> ntyvmaiato
13:00 <faux> aiato?
14:00 <BiscuitBoy> although i appreciate the offer
14:00 <faux> lollll
14:00 <BiscuitBoy> :P
14:00 <ShadowLurker> https://36.media.tumblr.com/b483091ae36481b4ed55e567c023f3c8/tumblr_njialeUx2Z1rgf7zzo1_400.jpg
15:00 <TheRon> very nice, how much?
15:00 <BiscuitBoy> i want you to fuck my wife
15:00 <BiscuitBoy> http://i.imgur.com/gQOGwQC.jpg
15:00 <Q{{> was that ur sis ShadowLurker?
16:00 <Serenity> dont be fucking stupid q
16:00 <BiscuitBoy> yeah q
16:00 <BiscuitBoy> you fucking retard
17:00 <BiscuitBoy> christ
17:00 <Q{{> whats a clever question to ask then
17:00 <Q{{> was that a selfie then
17:00 <BiscuitBoy> haha
17:00 <Serenity> ugh
17:00 <doctor> lovely fingernails
17:00 <Q{{> maybe it was Serenity
17:00 <doctor> Q{{'s back
18:00 <BiscuitBoy> back again
18:00 <TheRon> dear god!
18:00 <BiscuitBoy> q is back
18:00 <Q{{> that wud explain y Serenity is all aggressive all sudden
18:00 <doctor> I'm supposed to be doing something
18:00 <Q{{> yeh im back
18:00 <BiscuitBoy> tell a friend
18:00 <Q{{> i recovered my pwd
18:00 <TheRon> tell some men
19:00 <doctor> my cats not interested
19:00 <ShadowLurker> it was better while you were gone
19:00 <Q{{> it only fitting i play this song then
19:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY
19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eminem - Without Me Views: 237,708,985 Uploader: EminemVEVO Uploaded: Jun 16, 2009 Duration: 5m0s Rating: 4.86
19:00 <doctor> it just gave me that look that makes me feel like im dying from the inside
19:00 <Serenity> im.noy being aggressive youre just an idiot
20:00 <Q{{> ur mad and u know it
21:00 <Serenity> yeah im not
21:00 <ShadowLurker> q wants a ban by the looks
21:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking moron
21:00 <Abortion> lol vevo
22:00 <Abortion> vevo everywhere
22:00 <BiscuitBoy> im ok with vevo channels
22:00 <BiscuitBoy> no ads
22:00 <Abortion> really?
22:00 <Abortion> how do they make money then?
22:00 <BiscuitBoy> no idea
22:00 <BiscuitBoy> probably the links to the app stores underneath
23:00 <Abortion> eh, youtube-dl
23:00 <Q{{> u raise an army and u force everyone to worship u
23:00 <doctor> they sell your details to russian perverts
23:00 <Q{{> try that
23:00 <BiscuitBoy> as long as my russian pervert is a yound redhead named stoya
23:00 <BiscuitBoy> im ok with that
24:00 <doctor> nah fat balding bloke named Pishka
24:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
24:00 <Dugnuts> hey hey
24:00 <ShadowLurker> https://40.media.tumblr.com/d909446a21edbbb6ae5a10020ce5ed7b/tumblr_nv73zq1NjV1s2wsdzo1_400.png
24:00 <BiscuitBoy> aww bugger
24:00 <Dugnuts> tgif amirite
24:00 <TheRon> red red wine......
24:00 <doctor> immaculate acrylics
25:00 <BiscuitBoy> goodbye Chuck
25:00 <BiscuitBoy> we knew you well
25:00 <TheRon> i think we just had a chuck o gram
26:00 <TheRon> a bloke turns up says nothing, no one notices and he pisses off again
26:00 <anotherirc3r> what acrylics doctor?
28:00 <TheRon> hall and oates - out of touch
28:00 <anotherirc3r> ooh.. good song
28:00 <dematerialiced> i must be out of touch because i dont know who hall and oates is
29:00 <TheRon> personified the 80's
29:00 <anotherirc3r> listen to it!
29:00 <dematerialiced> probably before my time
29:00 <Phrygian> hey
29:00 <dematerialiced> you
29:00 <dematerialiced> you want to be my girlfirend?
30:00 <Phrygian> if i had a vagina i would jump at the chance
30:00 <Dugnuts> just put on a dress
30:00 <dematerialiced> ^
30:00 <Dugnuts> thats enough for dematerialiced
30:00 <dematerialiced> im not fussy
30:00 <Phrygian> been there done that its not the same
30:00 <Phrygian> although it is comfortable
30:00 <dematerialiced> very
30:00 <dematerialiced> nothing quite like a brisk breeze to free up the nethers
30:00 <Phrygian> yeah commando style
31:00 <Dugnuts> oh you little sloots
31:00 <Dugnuts> wearing a dress with no undies
31:00 <Phrygian> you gotta air ir out
31:00 <Phrygian> *it
31:00 <TheRon> i saw the headline "a black man goes where no black man has gone before" and all i could think of was into a kilt shop
31:00 <Phrygian> or is gets a bit soupy down there
31:00 <dematerialiced> yeah
33:00 <Dugnuts> thats what showers are for
33:00 <dematerialiced> ok i finished listening to that song
33:00 <dematerialiced> its definitely 8-s
33:00 <dematerialiced> 80s
33:00 <dematerialiced> but before my time
34:00 <Q{{> Phrygian, raise money on kickstart to get urself sex change
34:00 <Phrygian> nah i dont wanna be a chick man i have enough issues
34:00 <Phrygian> i might get laid though thats a bonus
35:00 <dematerialiced> pfft, women have it easy when getting laid
35:00 <dematerialiced> they can have sex with bedposts
35:00 <Clarkson> the cunt drunk ?
35:00 <dematerialiced> we can only have sex with women and dogs
35:00 <TheRon> robert palmer - johhny and mary
35:00 <Q{{> they get multiple orgasm just from standing next to vibrating washing machines
35:00 <dematerialiced> haha
36:00 <Q{{> how easy can u get
36:00 <dematerialiced> yeah no shit
36:00 <ShadowLurker> loooool
37:00 <Phrygian> rober palmer was an earl
37:00 <Phrygian> the earl of mainstream rock
38:00 <Phrygian> he was a good man gave a lot of money to charity and stuff
38:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrGw_cOgwa8
38:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Robert Palmer - Simply Irresistible Views: 8,992,046 Uploader: emimusic Uploaded: Mar 5, 2009 Duration: 4m29s Rating: 4.84
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Robert Palmer - Simply Irresistible.mp3 (9.74MB 128kbps Mono 10:38)
38:00 <Phrygian> addicted to love i like
39:00 <Dugnuts> heh
39:00 <Phrygian> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE
39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Robert Palmer - Addicted To Love Views: 20,347,637 Uploader: RobertPalmerVEVO Uploaded: Dec 25, 2009 Duration: 3m56s Rating: 4.88
39:00 <Dugnuts> film clips are classics
39:00 <Doodle> all that thrusting
39:00 <Doodle> hngg
39:00 <Phrygian> it was the 80's thrusting was a thing
39:00 <Doodle> and thats just me watching
40:00 <Phrygian> its funny to see those chicks like they have no clue how to play a guitar
41:00 <Doodle> its ok they dont need to
42:00 <amsy> morn
42:00 <Doodle> hai amsypoos
42:00 <amsy> suzuka!
42:00 <Doodle> bless you
42:00 <dematerialiced> lol
42:00 <Doodle> hehe
42:00 <Doodle> jensons going to announce his retirement :(
43:00 <Dugnuts> oooh genisys is out on blueray
43:00 <amsy> mm :/
43:00 <amsy> sad he wasnt part of a better team
43:00 <Doodle> yeah and alonso
43:00 <Phrygian> i went to the loonie bin at the new hospital here just to have a suss, i wish i was loonie its fuckin rad
43:00 <Doodle> i dont think he will be far behind
43:00 <amsy> mm
44:00 <amsy> alonso has the biggest head
44:00 <amsy> like
44:00 <amsy> in size
44:00 <amsy> not ego
44:00 <Doodle> yeah lol
44:00 <Doodle> es muy importante
44:00 <Doodle> for an f1 driver
44:00 <amsy> haha
45:00 <amsy> im still so sore :'(
45:00 <Doodle> stop doing it so much then
45:00 <Doodle> let yourself recover
45:00 <dematerialiced> use lube next time
45:00 <Doodle> you'll just wear it out and it will end up around your knees young lady
45:00 <amsy> lol its from nearly dying on a hike monday thanks
46:00 <Doodle> oh a 'hike'
46:00 <amsy> yes
46:00 <Doodle> is that what you kids call it these days
46:00 <dematerialiced> hikes are fun
46:00 <amsy> i legit could have been seriously injured
46:00 <Doodle> did you wear boots for your 'hike' ?
46:00 <Doodle> what happened
46:00 <TheRon> did someone go up a mountain?
46:00 <Doodle> lolol
46:00 <Doodle> oh lawd
47:00 <Q{{> u sure it wasn't just a stroll amsy
47:00 <Doodle> poor amsy cant talk about anything without us heathens ruining it
47:00 <amsy> yeah
47:00 <dematerialiced> hey all i said was hikes are fun
47:00 <dematerialiced> you lot are in the gutter
47:00 <Doodle> i wasnt referring to you my love
47:00 <dematerialiced> :3 <3
47:00 <Doodle> eheheee
47:00 <Dugnuts> hahah
47:00 <Dugnuts> awww
48:00 <anotherirc3r> as if you're innocent dematerialiced
48:00 <Dugnuts> bullies
48:00 <dematerialiced> i am as pure as the driven snow
48:00 <amsy> my friend led us off the path and we got to this steep as fuck rocky part 
48:00 <Dugnuts> after the huskies have visited it maybe
48:00 <dematerialiced> i smell the same
48:00 <amsy> and the rocks were loose but we couldnt tell because covered in moss
48:00 <Doodle> :/
48:00 <dematerialiced> ah that sucks
48:00 <dematerialiced> mossy rocks are silent killers
48:00 <Dugnuts> :/
49:00 <Dugnuts> going off the path is a bad idea unless you are experienced
49:00 <amsy> and a rock went out from under me and i slid down for a little bit before i could reach out and grab a tree
49:00 <Q{{> did u bring along snacks for ur 'hike'
49:00 <Doodle> oh no
49:00 <amsy> and my head flung back when i stopped and thankfully connected with my backpack instead of a rock
50:00 <Doodle> :o
50:00 <dematerialiced> lucky
50:00 <Doodle> wow lucky
50:00 <Doodle> stop it
50:00 <dematerialiced> no YOU
50:00 <Doodle> ^_^
50:00 <Doodle> i'm glad you're ok amsypoos
50:00 <amsy> ty it was pretty scary 
50:00 <Q{{> just need to learn to fall gracefully amsy 
50:00 <Doodle> yeah
50:00 <TheRon> you need to take snacks on a hke to feed the sherpa
50:00 <Doodle> it would have been
50:00 <amsy> i think i got it as graceful as poss
50:00 <amsy> lol
52:00 <Doodle> if its any consolation i grazed my finger changing my tail light globe amsy
52:00 <amsy> covered in cuts and bruises and possibly in need of a massage but otherwise fine :3
52:00 <Doodle> we're like twins
52:00 <amsy> haha oh no!
52:00 <Doodle> ehehe
52:00 <Dugnuts> well at least it was exciting amsy!
52:00 <Doodle> get whats his face to massage you
52:00 <Dugnuts> and now you have one hell of a story to tell
52:00 <Clarkson> partgay i may be a big fat ugly cunt but i have acheived and have more out of life then a little cretin like you will ever do
52:00 <Doodle> you know, that guy
52:00 <Doodle> the one that keeps hanging around
52:00 <Doodle> your bf
53:00 <amsy> hahaha
54:00 <Serenity> that has to be picard
54:00 <Doodle> yeh
54:00 <Doodle> big fat ugly cunt
54:00 <Doodle> who else
54:00 <Clarkson> next time he accuses me im considering threatenng to bash him, and then go fuck his daughter, again. (emphasis on again
55:00 <Doodle> yeah do it clarky
55:00 <dematerialiced> lol
55:00 <Clarkson> they're fucking scary
55:00 <Doodle> i know
55:00 <Doodle> but do it anyway
56:00 <Serenity> wow its like... he knows
56:00 <Serenity> haha
56:00 <Doodle> yeah he isnt silly
56:00 <TheRon> CARN THE DOCKERS!
56:00 <Doodle> hehe dockers
57:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky knows everything
57:00 <Clarkson> on gay channel
57:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
58:00 <ShadowLurker> well
58:00 <Dugnuts> where have you been taking him ShadowLurker?
58:00 <Dugnuts> heh
58:00 <ShadowLurker> connections
58:00 <ShadowLurker> ofc
58:00 <Dugnuts> good old connies
58:00 <Doodle> mardi gras
58:00 <Dugnuts> wednesday night mud wrestling
58:00 <Dugnuts> WOOO
59:00 <TheRon> a girl sport
59:00 <Dugnuts> in this case a lesbian sport
59:00 <TheRon> even better
59:00 <Dugnuts> sure was
59:00 <dematerialiced> i play russian roulette every day, a mans sport
59:00 <dematerialiced> with a bullet called life
00:00 <Serenity> so. bored.
00:00 <Doodle> have a wank
00:00 <Clarkson> evens = cunt
00:00 <Abortion> SoaD
01:00 <Dugnuts> thats always the solution to boredom
01:00 <Abortion> from their first album, but I can't remember the song name
01:00 <Doodle> it is for me
01:00 <dematerialiced> it's sugar
01:00 <Dugnuts> i wasnt being sarcastic
01:00 <dematerialiced> soad went to shit when hypnotize and mezmerize came out
02:00 <Serenity> only the best soad song there ever was
02:00 <dematerialiced> i can still listen to those though
02:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Nana Mouskouri - Love Is Like A Butterfly.mp3 (2.26MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:28)
03:00 <Doodle> you're all missing out
03:00 <dematerialiced> best soad track
03:00 <dematerialiced> by far
03:00 <Serenity> i cant show you what im listening to cause my spotify script doesnt work
03:00 <Doodle> do an interpretive dance
03:00 <ShadowLurker> that was the debut of the bully blasta
03:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahaha
04:00 <amsy> do a lil dance
04:00 <dematerialiced> make a little love
04:00 <Doodle> oh icp?
04:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
04:00 <amsy> get down tonight
04:00 <Serenity> im not listening to icp
05:00 <Doodle> oh
05:00 <Phrygian> to drink goon or not to drink goon that is the question
05:00 <Doodle> well dance better
05:00 <Doodle> its hard to tell
05:00 <Phrygian> free pillow
05:00 <TheRon> madonna - holiday
05:00 <Serenity> you said interpretive dance
05:00 <Serenity> not dance well
05:00 <Doodle> oh true
05:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
05:00 <dematerialiced> oh thats right its a public holiday on monday
05:00 <dematerialiced> score
05:00 <dematerialiced> i should go for a drive somewhere
05:00 <TheRon> friday for us victorians
05:00 <Phrygian> what is it a holiday for?
05:00 <Abortion> shit
05:00 <Abortion> I keep forgetting
05:00 <dematerialiced> its our queens birthday
05:00 <Abortion> oh wait
05:00 <Abortion> no
06:00 <Abortion> umm we have labour day
06:00 <Doodle> dont be silly you have the same queen as us
06:00 <Doodle> :P
06:00 <dematerialiced> no
06:00 <Serenity> how many dudes you know roll like thiss
06:00 <Serenity> not many if any
06:00 <dematerialiced> we have a different queen
06:00 <dematerialiced> WA is a different country
06:00 <dematerialiced> duh
06:00 <Doodle> oh yeah yours is freddie mercury
06:00 <dematerialiced> haha
06:00 <Doodle> well was
06:00 <Abortion> ours is monday after next derp
07:00 <dematerialiced> apparently its family and community day in the ACT
07:00 <dematerialiced> they miss us
07:00 <Doodle> FAC day
07:00 <Doodle> fac'n hell
07:00 <TheRon> seen the latest south park it's a pisser
07:00 <Phrygian> fuck im a queenslander gayeee
07:00 <ShadowLurker> get ya cunts out
07:00 <ShadowLurker> kgo
08:00 <Doodle> he just went out
08:00 <Serenity> i cant feel my face when im with youu
08:00 <TheRon> mr garrison is gonna get all the illegal immigrants out of america by fucking them all to death
08:00 <dematerialiced> man WA would be so rich if we were subsidising the rest of the country
08:00 <dematerialiced> we should secede already
08:00 <Doodle> thats cos i am sitting on it sezz
08:00 <dematerialiced> werent
08:00 <Serenity> :o
08:00 <Serenity> exellent
08:00 <Doodle> ehee
08:00 <Serenity> +c
08:00 <Abortion> not going to be like that much longer
08:00 <dematerialiced> sexellent
09:00 <Abortion> Mining bust
09:00 <dematerialiced> nah WA is fine without mining
09:00 <ShadowLurker> we still have gas
09:00 <Doodle> i'd love to mine bust
09:00 <dematerialiced> we just dont make as *much* money
09:00 <Doodle> all dem titties
09:00 <Phrygian> i have gas
09:00 <Serenity> imagine that hnngg
09:00 <dematerialiced> which is why we need a fairer share of GST revenue
09:00 <Doodle> well you can't have it
09:00 <ShadowLurker> a tit mine
10:00 <dematerialiced> generate the most wealth for the country yet get the least back in tax
10:00 <Serenity> im sure people think 'mining bust' means the mining just stops rofl..
10:00 <Serenity> it doesnt work that way
10:00 <Doodle> generate the most wealth
10:00 <ShadowLurker> its only a downturn
10:00 <Doodle> by stripping the country
10:00 <Doodle> and pretending its yours to sell
10:00 <Serenity> lets rob porky rinehart
10:00 <dematerialiced> haha
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> now can i cant sing a love song, like the way its ment to be *SINGS OUT LOUD*
10:00 <Serenity> she makes enough to pay all our wages
11:00 <dematerialiced> i cant believe someone had sex with her
11:00 <Doodle> more than once
11:00 <dematerialiced> ^
11:00 <Serenity> money talks
11:00 <Doodle> without a beard guard
11:00 <ShadowLurker> her beard or his
11:00 <Doodle> hers
12:00 <Doodle> not her face beard
12:00 <Doodle> obv
12:00 <Doodle> her thigh beard
12:00 <Abortion> Bust means its not profitable. Doesn't mean they stop, they won't because otherwise they strand their assets
12:00 <ShadowLurker> guntrug
12:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> money talks and bullshit walks :D
12:00 <Doodle> thats the one
12:00 <Phrygian> chicks should have beards. Equality. Maybe then they would get paid as much.
12:00 <Doodle> some chicks do have beards
12:00 <Doodle> esp ones over 80
12:00 <TheRon> grizzly adams did have beard
13:00 <Doodle> i met an old lady once with more impressive chin pubes than mine
13:00 <Serenity> its plenty profitable they just cant hire 200k fifos and pay them 150k a year to do the job
13:00 <Phrygian> so do bears
13:00 <Serenity> so they hire 100k instead
13:00 <Phrygian> fat gay dudes with beards
13:00 <doctor> bears
14:00 <dematerialiced> http://imgur.com/gallery/ONKtFHK
15:00 <anotherirc3r> wtf?
15:00 <dematerialiced> it's clearly in the caption
15:00 <dematerialiced> its my girlfriends brithday and im feeling ready
16:00 <TheRon> just what she always wanted
16:00 <anotherirc3r> totally
17:00 <dematerialiced> dont be jealous because been online talking to babes all day
18:00 <Phrygian> i am jelly as fuck
18:00 <Clarkson> daniela u fucking lil princess
19:00 <anotherirc3r> playah dematerialiced
19:00 <dematerialiced> the playest
19:00 <TheRon> bon jovi - i'll be there for you
21:00 <amsy> lol
21:00 <Doodle> how is lafawnduh dematerialiced
22:00 <dematerialiced> she is *the* best thing that's ever happened to me
22:00 <dematerialiced> things are getting pretty serious right now
22:00 <TheRon> this time it's different
22:00 <Doodle> hahaha
22:00 <dematerialiced> we chat online for like, two hours a day
22:00 <TheRon> this time it's with a woman
23:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
23:00 <Phrygian> i want an irc girlfriend
23:00 <dematerialiced> ive got too many
23:00 <dematerialiced> you can have one of mine
23:00 <Phrygian> cool as long as i dont have to see it, like ever
24:00 <dematerialiced> yeah that's pretty much how it works
24:00 <dematerialiced> ive got a sneaking suspicion some of them might actually be men
24:00 <dematerialiced> but we wont let that get in the way of imagination
24:00 <amsy> lmao kip during the rex kwon do lessons
24:00 <Doodle> looool
24:00 <Phrygian> a hole is a hole as long as there is a bit of heat in there
25:00 <Doodle> selling the plastic bowls
25:00 <Doodle> i lost it
25:00 <amsy> feck
25:00 <amsy> i havent seen it in ages
25:00 <Doodle> i have the dvd swing by
25:00 <amsy> maybe thats what ill do today
25:00 <amsy> see you in 20
25:00 <Doodle> awes, make sure you go off some sweet jumps
25:00 <amsy> gotta shave my legs first
26:00 <dematerialiced> oh Doodle
26:00 <dematerialiced> too soon
26:00 <amsy> lollll
26:00 <Doodle> looool
26:00 <Doodle> oopsss
27:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11221337_901522309885594_1704698640199315973_n.jpg?oh=2aef7a64d1c65d1663ca9c84589a6d57&oe=56A02F8F
27:00 <dematerialiced> lol!
27:00 <TheRon> so true
27:00 <amsy> haha
30:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/6czE1dy.gifv victory dance
31:00 <dematerialiced> lol
31:00 <Doodle> hahhaha
33:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/pINwWfK
33:00 <amsy> ahaha
42:00 <dematerialiced> goodbye ping
42:00 <dematerialiced> we knew youwell
44:00 <TheRon> van means world peace
44:00 <TheRon> van halen
45:00 <anotherirc3r> he's a strange cookie
46:00 <dematerialiced> a strange pancake
46:00 <anotherirc3r> mmmm pancake
46:00 <anotherirc3r> make me some kthx
47:00 <dematerialiced> pancakes would be awesome
47:00 <amsy> and me
47:00 <dematerialiced> but that requires me to get up out of my chair
47:00 <dematerialiced> which i cbf doing
47:00 <dematerialiced> pancake with butter and sugar
47:00 <dematerialiced> or pancake with honey and lemon juice
47:00 <dematerialiced> or any combination thereof
47:00 <anotherirc3r> damn you
47:00 <anotherirc3r> fine. i'll just stick with strawberries/blueberries and custard then
48:00 <dematerialiced> nom
48:00 <anotherirc3r> pizza first though
48:00 <anotherirc3r> nomnom
48:00 <dematerialiced> i havent had pizza in ages
48:00 <amsy> bleh pizza 
49:00 <anotherirc3r> me either
49:00 <anotherirc3r> sif bleh!
49:00 <dematerialiced> wait no that's a lie
49:00 <dematerialiced> i had a nice one not long ago
49:00 <dematerialiced> i havent had shitty dominos/eagle boys in ages
49:00 <anotherirc3r> yay for pizza shop across the road
50:00 <dematerialiced> my local place is shit
50:00 <dematerialiced> they do nice pasta though
50:00 <anotherirc3r> we were going to order from my brother but he's busy tonight
50:00 <anotherirc3r> such a snob
50:00 <dematerialiced> family discount!
50:00 <faux> Fuck its so cold my nipples could cut pizzas
51:00 <anotherirc3r> exactly.. but noooooo he has to be busy
52:00 <dematerialiced> hmm now im hungry
53:00 <dematerialiced> i should go think about breakfast
53:00 <anotherirc3r> breakfast? lol
53:00 <dematerialiced> breakfast/lunch/dinner
53:00 <dematerialiced> all rolled into one
53:00 <dematerialiced> haha
53:00 <faux> .
53:00 <anotherirc3r> oic
54:00 <faux> Would he turn down a customer
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <faux> "Soz were 2 busy bye"
54:00 <dematerialiced> im legitimately too lazy to prepare three meals
54:00 <dematerialiced> i can live on one
54:00 <dematerialiced> good enough
54:00 <faux> Terrible
54:00 <dematerialiced> and by prepare i mean spend money on becuase lol i dont prepare meals
54:00 <faux> id die without breakfast especially
55:00 <TheRon> breaky beer?
55:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't usually bother with breakfast either
55:00 <dematerialiced> i liek the idea of breakfast
55:00 <dematerialiced> but it takes too long
55:00 <dematerialiced> i wake up, shower, get dressed, go to work
55:00 <dematerialiced> no time
55:00 <dematerialiced> its why i need a housewife to do it for me
56:00 <anotherirc3r> or a maid
56:00 <dematerialiced> nah a housewife
56:00 <dematerialiced> i dont own a maid
56:00 <TheRon> i was made for lovin' you baby, you were made for lovin' me
02:00 <Dugnuts> i can't get enough of you baby can you get enough of meeeeeeee
04:00 <faux> Suck my dick under a treeeeee
05:00 <dematerialiced> that's a romantic proposal if I ever read one
09:00 <TheRon> i believe in a thing called love
12:00 <anotherirc3r> yay pizza soon
12:00 <Dugnuts> :/
13:00 <Dugnuts> nice faux
13:00 <dematerialiced> what did you get anotherirc3r?
13:00 <anotherirc3r> cappriciosa!
13:00 <dematerialiced> nom
14:00 <TheRon> is he holding the anchovies?
14:00 <anotherirc3r> hell no
14:00 <anotherirc3r> anchovies are awesome
14:00 <dematerialiced> ive never once eaten an anchovie
14:00 <dematerialiced> they frighten me
14:00 <faux> Good
14:00 <Dugnuts> urg
14:00 <Dugnuts> anchovies suck the big one
15:00 <dematerialiced> arent they fish?
15:00 <Dugnuts> horrible salty disgusting things
15:00 <Dugnuts> yes
15:00 <dematerialiced> like, i like fish
15:00 <Dugnuts> me too
15:00 <dematerialiced> but i dont understand how it works on pizza
15:00 <faux> Theyre disgusting
15:00 <Dugnuts> gimme some fresh fish
15:00 <faux> Its like salt flavoured fish
15:00 <faux> i mean
15:00 <faux> Fish flavoured salt
15:00 <faux> sososso salty and rank erkh
15:00 <Dugnuts> blurg
15:00 <TheRon> i chuck anchovies in everything
15:00 <Dugnuts> eww
15:00 <faux> yuckkk
15:00 <TheRon> they season without actually knowing what it is
16:00 <anotherirc3r> TheRon, you're awesome
16:00 <anotherirc3r> fellow anchovie lover!
16:00 <TheRon> i really am
16:00 <dematerialiced> i dont mind salty things either
16:00 <faux> I love seafood but i hate mussels oysters anchovies and sardines
16:00 <dematerialiced> maybe i should try it
16:00 <faux> dont do ittttt
16:00 <TheRon> oysters are the best
16:00 <dematerialiced> mussels are nice
16:00 <dematerialiced> never had oytsters or sardines
16:00 <anotherirc3r> yuck sardines
16:00 <faux> Oysters are snot in a shell
16:00 <faux> I willcnever consume one again
16:00 <dematerialiced> yeah they look like it
17:00 <Dugnuts> prawns are yum
17:00 <dematerialiced> when i was growing up as a kid I used to collect mussels from the serpentine river all the time
17:00 <TheRon> faux i thought you'd be used to swallowing
17:00 <faux> My dad loves them he can smash down 2 dozens on his own
17:00 <TheRon> :)
17:00 <faux> Ivr never swallowed in my life
17:00 <dematerialiced> oh
17:00 <faux> Forreal
17:00 <faux> Lmao
17:00 <faux> Jizz is rank
17:00 <faux> Im def a spitter
17:00 <faux> Soz
17:00 <TheRon> maiden name spits
18:00 <dematerialiced> i wouldnt know
18:00 <dematerialiced> im not in the business
18:00 <dematerialiced> i'll take your word for it though
18:00 <faux> Unless your cum tastes like mangoes i dont want anything to do with it
18:00 <Clarkson> friends and I hate the cunt
18:00 <faux> I havent sucked divk in ages though
18:00 <Dugnuts> well
18:00 <dematerialiced> that being said, the last person to suck me off said my cum was tasty
18:00 <dematerialiced> then again he was gay
18:00 <Dugnuts> its funny you say that faux...
18:00 <dematerialiced> so im not sure it was entirely a genuine compliment
18:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <Serenity> ahh thats better
19:00 <Dugnuts> ;)
19:00 <Dugnuts> urg
19:00 <Dugnuts> i hate those noises
20:00 <Dugnuts> so what is making you feel better Serenity?
20:00 <Serenity> if it make you feel better i didnt really do it
20:00 <Dugnuts> umm
20:00 <Serenity> a much more appealing mirc experience :)
20:00 <Dugnuts> ok
20:00 <faux> wur
20:00 <faux> Wut
20:00 <Dugnuts> are you ok?
20:00 <Serenity> perf
20:00 <dematerialiced> haha
21:00 <dematerialiced> anotherirc3r got your pizza yet?
21:00 <Dugnuts> i have tbone to look forward to :D
21:00 <dematerialiced> steak is also awesome
21:00 <Dugnuts> on special!
21:00 <Dugnuts> wooo
22:00 <dematerialiced> and now i wish i was in albany
22:00 <dematerialiced> so i could go to rustlers
22:00 <dematerialiced> amazing meats
22:00 <Serenity> i dont like tbone =/
22:00 <Dugnuts> i like being an animal
22:00 <faux> Im so lost lol
22:00 <faux> anywhos dinner adios amigos
22:00 <anotherirc3r> nah.. not yet. still waiiiiiting
22:00 <Dugnuts> gnawing on the bone
22:00 <TheRon> the waiting is the hardest part
22:00 <dematerialiced> tis
23:00 <TheRon> tom petty rules
23:00 <Serenity> i dont even know why i dont like it
23:00 <Dugnuts> for a lot of people its the bone
23:00 <Dugnuts> and that it takes a bit of work to eat it
23:00 <Serenity> i dont mind bones in food
23:00 <Dugnuts> hmm
24:00 <Serenity> i just dont like the meat
24:00 <Dugnuts> oh
24:00 <TheRon> ugly kid joe - cats in the cradle
24:00 <Dugnuts> its sirloin and scotch fillet
24:00 <Dugnuts> both nice cuts
24:00 <dematerialiced> rustlers in albany
24:00 <dematerialiced> best scotch fillet
24:00 <dematerialiced> ever
24:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
24:00 <Dugnuts> you been to hippo creek?
25:00 <dematerialiced> negative
25:00 <Dugnuts> go there
25:00 <dematerialiced> friends say its awesome though
25:00 <Dugnuts> it is
25:00 <Dugnuts> really good
25:00 <amelia> rustlers
25:00 <amelia> do you rate their food
25:00 <dematerialiced> honestly as far as steaks go
25:00 <dematerialiced> probably an 8/10
25:00 <dematerialiced> i have had better
25:00 <TheRon> anything like hooters?
26:00 <amelia> mmm rockpool is #1 for steak
26:00 <amelia> and that one on the river
26:00 <amelia> swan brewery?
26:00 <amelia> yummy steak
26:00 <dematerialiced> hippo's prices are stupidly high Dugnuts
26:00 <dematerialiced> you'd wanna hope its goo
26:00 <dematerialiced> d
26:00 <Dugnuts> it is
26:00 <Dugnuts> they age the meat themselves
26:00 <Dugnuts> so its awesome
26:00 <amelia> the chicken one where it drips into the chips
27:00 <amelia> nomnomnom
27:00 <Dugnuts> definitely worth the price
27:00 <dematerialiced> never been to swan brewery either
27:00 <amsy> yum
27:00 <Dugnuts> last time i had the steak and ribs combo
27:00 <dematerialiced> i dont do enough eating out
27:00 <Dugnuts> OMG
27:00 <amelia> you been to lapa
27:00 <amelia> Brazilian bbq
27:00 <dematerialiced> nope
27:00 <amelia> in subiaco
27:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
27:00 <dematerialiced> also has been given kind words by friends
27:00 <Dugnuts> brazilian bbq
27:00 <amelia> jezus christ boy
27:00 <Dugnuts> its crazy
27:00 <Dugnuts> its like
27:00 <Dugnuts> never ending meat
27:00 <amsy> dry aged beef is amazing
27:00 <amelia> or old faithful in city
27:00 <Dugnuts> they just keep coming around with huge skewers of meat
27:00 <amelia> yummmmmmm
28:00 <Dugnuts> its crazy
28:00 <amsy> a braziølian bbq place opened here not long ago
28:00 <amsy> you get a red and green sided card
28:00 <amelia> same as lapa
28:00 <amelia> turn it to green when done
28:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
28:00 <Dugnuts> thats how they all work
29:00 <amsy> havent been yet but going for a friends birthday in a couple of weeks
29:00 <Serenity> making me hungry
29:00 <amsy> yeah same
29:00 <amsy> gosh
29:00 <Dugnuts> heh
29:00 <amelia> zafarenos is really yummy food too
29:00 <Dugnuts> time for steak at 7
29:00 <Dugnuts> nomnom
29:00 <amelia> and witches cauldron goes ok
29:00 <amsy> its 10:30am here lol
29:00 <amsy> :'(
30:00 <TheRon> eye of newt?
30:00 <dematerialiced> you're a time traveller
30:00 <Dugnuts> nah
30:00 <Dugnuts> just a bit slow
30:00 <dematerialiced> haha
30:00 <amsy> lol eat dicks
30:00 <Dugnuts> ;)
31:00 <Serenity> bit of salt n pepper.. garlic salt.. grilled nicely
31:00 <Dugnuts> ...
31:00 <Serenity> oh shoosh
31:00 <Dugnuts> is that how you prepare dicks?
31:00 <Serenity> 4shure
32:00 <TheRon> delicacy in some countries
32:00 <amelia> i would be happy wif some chicken nuggets right meow
32:00 <dematerialiced> mm nuggets
33:00 <TheRon> i see a red door and i want it painted black
33:00 <dematerialiced> tune
36:00 <amsy> at christmas here we get a smoked, dried, cured leg of lamb and eat it as we cut it off the bone, its cslled fenalår and you guys are all missing out
36:00 <dematerialiced> sounds liek it
36:00 <amelia> mmmmmm
36:00 <Dugnuts> so instead of ham
37:00 <Dugnuts> you have lamb?
37:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
37:00 <amsy> it doesnt look very pleasing
37:00 <amelia> I'll take lamb over ham any day
37:00 <amsy> but its fucking delicious
37:00 <Dugnuts> pfft
37:00 <Dugnuts> ham rocks
37:00 <Dugnuts> may as well say you hate bacon
37:00 <amelia> fuck off ham you pink fuck
37:00 <Serenity> i love christmas ham
37:00 <Serenity> omg
37:00 <Dugnuts> ham shits all over dried lamb
37:00 <Clarkson> i dont want a 1 out of 10 on my dick
37:00 <amelia> nowhere near as good as lamb
37:00 <amelia> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
37:00 <Serenity> i dont know ive never had dried lamb
38:00 <dematerialiced> im an equal opportunity meats lover
38:00 <dematerialiced> i'll eat ham and lamb
38:00 <fawks> [18:37] <Dugnuts> you have lamb?
38:00 <fawks> lol
38:00 <amsy> http://www.tydalskjott.no/_img/produkt/produkt_fenalar.jpg
38:00 <amsy> my mouth waters
38:00 <dematerialiced> and anything else cut out of an animal and prepared
38:00 <amelia> anyway my fam is wog so there's ham and lamb and chicken and turkey and beef and a million other food items
38:00 <Serenity> zombie ham
38:00 <Dugnuts> looks ok
38:00 <TheRon> do the norwegians love lamb like the kiwis do?
38:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
38:00 <amsy> haha no
39:00 <dematerialiced> don't the finish eat rotten shark or something
39:00 <dematerialiced> finnish*
39:00 <amsy> but they would probably say swedes do
39:00 <Dugnuts> yeah tom cruise, blah blah fawks :P
39:00 <amelia> ohhh it doesnt look so good in pic
39:00 <Dugnuts> oh that stuff
39:00 <dematerialiced> sorry
39:00 <dematerialiced> iceland
39:00 <amelia> ham come back
39:00 <Serenity> now i want a lamb rack
39:00 <Dugnuts> i heard there were rules about not eating it inside
39:00 <amsy> finnish eat a lot of "rotten" stuff too lol
40:00 <amsy> thats surströmming dug
40:00 <amsy> swedish fermented fish
40:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
40:00 <Dugnuts> thats the stuff
40:00 <amsy> the smell is just...
40:00 <amsy> no words
40:00 <Dugnuts> heh
40:00 <Dugnuts> hamish and andy had it once
40:00 <Serenity> that made my stomach gurgle and not in a good way
40:00 <Dugnuts> andy literally vomited from teh smell alone
40:00 <Serenity> vom
40:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
40:00 <amsy> yeah its bad
41:00 <amsy> i wouldnt even taste it
41:00 <Serenity> fish is iffy at the best of times let alone fermented
41:00 <Dugnuts> oh no
42:00 <Dugnuts> my friends from sweden have told me its literally rotten
42:00 <amsy> mm they eat something here called Sild 
42:00 <amsy> which is herring
42:00 <amsy> and its like pickled in jars
42:00 <TheRon> i loved the swedish chef off the muppets
42:00 <Dugnuts> hahhaha
42:00 <Dugnuts> BORT BORT BORT!
42:00 <Serenity> i think we have sild here too
42:00 <Serenity> im pre sure ive seen it
43:00 <amsy> my bfs dad always picks it up on his fork and wiggles it at me
43:00 <amsy> worst
43:00 <fawks> [18:43] <amsy> my bfs dad always picks it up and wiggles it at me
43:00 <fawks> hot
43:00 <TheRon> rolling stones - mother's little helper
43:00 <Serenity> its in the section at coles where the fresh cheeses n shit are in little jars of rolled up herring
43:00 <Serenity> barf
44:00 <amsy> lol gross bb
44:00 <fawks> lmao
44:00 <amsy> yeah tht would be it sezz
44:00 <fawks> 9m thigh gp
44:00 <fawks> gap
44:00 <Serenity> it look disgusting
44:00 <amsy> they just slap some on a slice of bread and chomp away
44:00 <amsy> lmaooooo bb :'(
45:00 <dematerialiced> what
45:00 <fawks> ooolollllll
45:00 <Dugnuts> my parents are the best
45:00 <Serenity> i always used to look at it and think who the fuck would eat that
45:00 <Dugnuts> i got some of my furniture sent ove
45:00 <Serenity> now i know
45:00 <Clarkson> like as if harvey norman are cunts or something
45:00 <Dugnuts> over
45:00 <Dugnuts> they put a new bazinga shirt in my draws for me :D\
46:00 <amsy> baspinga!
46:00 <dematerialiced> beluga!
46:00 <amsy> lol
48:00 <Serenity> i do want some crabs now
48:00 <Serenity> mmm crab
49:00 <amsy> :(
49:00 <amsy> hm my keyboard charger is making some noise
49:00 <amsy> does that mean its going to break soon
50:00 <amsy> ive never noticed it before
50:00 <Dugnuts> umm
50:00 <Dugnuts> what noise is it making?
50:00 <dematerialiced> is it a high pitched whining noise?
50:00 <amsy> zzzz
50:00 <Dugnuts> as in an electrical sparking noise?
50:00 <Dugnuts> or more of a hum
50:00 <amsy> eeeeoooooeeee
50:00 <dematerialiced> hahaahah
50:00 <Dugnuts> ...
50:00 <Dugnuts> yeah i'd be worried about that kind of noise
50:00 <Serenity> rofl
50:00 <dematerialiced> brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttzzzzz
50:00 <amsy> dammit
51:00 <amsy> its kind of like a siren but very quiet 
51:00 <amsy> haha
51:00 <amsy> logitech
51:00 <dematerialiced> capacitor discharge
51:00 <dematerialiced> its about to die
51:00 <amsy> waaaaaaa
52:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
52:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
52:00 <Dugnuts> well
53:00 <Dugnuts> i had a charger that made that noise
53:00 <TheRon> john mellencamp - small town
53:00 <Dugnuts> and it worked
53:00 <Dugnuts> as long as it was warm :P
53:00 <dematerialiced> AC->DC chargers are meant to make a really quiet high pitched whine
53:00 <Dugnuts> indeed
53:00 <dematerialiced> but quiet as in you shouldnt be able to hear them unless your ear is next to it
53:00 <amsy> i can hear it from a distance
53:00 <dematerialiced> as the caps wear out they get louder
53:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
53:00 <dematerialiced> which generally means its about to go kaput
53:00 <Dugnuts> i wouldnt worry amsy
54:00 <Dugnuts> it shouldnt kill anything when it dies
54:00 <Dugnuts> and it might last for months yet
54:00 <amsy> could probably just get a new charger yeah
54:00 <dematerialiced> yeah probably
54:00 <amsy> cool
54:00 <dematerialiced> and yeah like nuts said
54:00 <dematerialiced> by going kapit
54:00 <dematerialiced> could be months
54:00 <dematerialiced> could be a year
54:00 <dematerialiced> its just a sign of wear
54:00 <Serenity> lolarious
54:00 <faux> ACDc Chargers play the tune of thunderstruck
54:00 <Dugnuts> and sometimes getting replacements is a bitch
54:00 <dematerialiced> haha
54:00 <Clarkson> his big dick was useful in lockup
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <amsy> lol thunderstruck is like... my cities anthem
55:00 <amsy> because it sounds like it says SANDNES when he says thunder
55:00 <faux> How
55:00 <faux> Lol
55:00 <amsy> listen
55:00 <faux> no
56:00 <amsy> the chanting bit
56:00 <faux> Link me
56:00 <faux> Ceebs
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
56:00 <ShadowLurker> they shouldnt whine
56:00 <ShadowLurker> at all
56:00 <TheRiddler> sing it to her on skype :p
57:00 <dematerialiced> i imagine amsy doesnt have a deep voice
57:00 <TheRiddler> I just woke from a nap
57:00 <faux> She does
57:00 <faux> She sounds like richard Mercer 
57:00 <dematerialiced> haha
57:00 <amsy> lmaooooo
57:00 <amsy> https://youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM
57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: AC/DC - Thunderstruck Views: 103,225,587 Uploader: acdcVEVO Uploaded: Nov 7, 2012 Duration: 4m53s Rating: 4.79
57:00 <faux> What minute pls
58:00 <Dugnuts> heh
58:00 <dematerialiced> r u serious blud
58:00 <Dugnuts> did you see that dude playing thunderstruck on a cello?
58:00 <Dugnuts> was pretty awesome
58:00 <Dugnuts> sorry 2 cellos
58:00 <amsy> i dont know its at the start
59:00 <Dugnuts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT3SBzmDxGk
59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 2CELLOS - Thunderstruck [OFFICIAL VIDEO] Views: 46,025,419 Uploader: 2CELLOS Uploaded: Feb 18, 2014 Duration: 4m59s Rating: 4.92
59:00 <TheRiddler> 30secs
00:00 <Dugnuts> heh
00:00 <Dugnuts> this is awesome
01:00 <amsy> ty ash
02:00 <faux> Lol
02:00 <faux> O yes
02:00 <faux> i always pronounce sandnes as sands
02:00 <faux> So i waslike how the fuck
02:00 <Clarkson> I left my dick inside your mum 
02:00 <faux> Does it sound like it
02:00 <faux> oh ok clarky tysm
02:00 <Clarkson> weed is crap
02:00 <faux> k
04:00 <amsy> lol
04:00 <TheRiddler> a venue like the 1 in the video would be cool
04:00 <amsy> sun nez
04:00 <amsy> salve stiggy
04:00 <thestig> salve amsy
04:00 <TheRiddler> like in hot shots 2
05:00 <TheRiddler> with the arena
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <amsy> ive been spreading the plebs love
05:00 <amsy> finally got some friends and my bf to watch it
05:00 <amsy> theyre in love :')
05:00 <TheRiddler> watch what?
06:00 <amsy> Plebs
06:00 <TheRiddler> oh
07:00 <amsy> its kind of like the inbetweeners set in ancient rome
07:00 <Serenity> i love inbetweeners
07:00 <Serenity> so much
07:00 <TheRiddler> cool
07:00 <amsy> couple of awkward guys trying to get laid and their slave is just chillin
08:00 <amsy> awesomely funny
11:00 <Dugnuts> plebs?
12:00 <dematerialiced> you
12:00 <Dugnuts> theres a show called plebs?
12:00 <Dugnuts> omg
12:00 <Dugnuts> how have i not heard of this
12:00 <dematerialiced> domination consumes you and calls you a friend
13:00 <fawks> smbfdc
13:00 <dematerialiced> ok
13:00 <fawks> phew
14:00 <dematerialiced> oaycoacmd
14:00 <dematerialiced> only after you come over and cook me dinner
14:00 <amsy> lol
15:00 <faux> Lollll
16:00 <faux> Sez i love how wog the kards are playing gin :')
16:00 <faux> Me n my grandparents used to play everynight when i stayed at my uncles
22:00 <amsy> i used to play gin with mum
30:00 <TheRiddler> I used to play gin too
30:00 <TheRiddler> with my grandma
31:00 <TheRiddler> I think it's a generational thing more than wog thing
32:00 <Lumeah> Why do i always get cunts to work with 
32:00 <Dugnuts> you get back what you put out there Lumeah
32:00 <TheRiddler> the kards are just really old witches
32:00 <Lumeah> Lol
32:00 <Lumeah> Ha ha
32:00 <Lumeah> No was nice
36:00 <Dugnuts> to everyone?
36:00 <Dugnuts> always?
36:00 <Dugnuts> :P
38:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10983163_827310257338852_3346081587226250577_n.jpg?oh=fbebd5222d478a165ce6d8d15dec1573&oe=56984F78&__gda__=1453292992_ece7b90849552d78faa11dcac8090cf3
47:00 <TheRon> 123 123 drink
48:00 <anotherirc3r> good song
55:00 <faux> Cum
55:00 <TheRon> oh, alright!
55:00 <faux> lmao
55:00 <faux> oh, alright!
59:00 <partay> faux watching the football ?
59:00 <TheRon> the important one is tomorrow night
59:00 <partay> yep
00:00 <partay> Go Cowboys
00:00 <TheRon> go storm
02:00 <TheRiddler> go freo
02:00 <Dugnuts> fuck the cowboys
02:00 <Dugnuts> screw qld
03:00 <anotherirc3r> ..if that's what you're into
03:00 <partay> hahahaha
03:00 <partay> what a try
03:00 <TheRon> take me back toy it's been a long time
03:00 <TheRon> to you
06:00 <Dugnuts> oh yeah
06:00 <Dugnuts> im totally into fucking cowboys
08:00 <anotherirc3r> it's good you can admit to it :P
14:00 <fawks> epic irc burn
16:00 <TheRiddler> CFA
16:00 <TheRiddler> cowboy fuckers anonymous
16:00 <Serenity> i wanna bone a chick in cowboy boots
16:00 <Serenity> pink ones
18:00 <georgeandwell> nice
19:00 <georgeandwell> mee too
20:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.softcorecenterfolds.com/picpost/pics/90652_nude-blonde-babe-in-cowboy-boots/
20:00 <StrykerX> G'day crew.
20:00 <StrykerX> How's it going?
22:00 <anotherirc3r> hai StrykerX
22:00 <StrykerX> Hullo!
24:00 <TheRiddler> freo in control
24:00 <Dugnuts> wrong game TheRiddler!
24:00 <TheRiddler> fuck your game
24:00 <Clarkson> fuck working out fuck the sun
24:00 <Dugnuts> heh
25:00 <TheRiddler> yeah Clarkson
25:00 <Clarkson> you seem a little too concerned with simbas ass
25:00 <TheRiddler> no I'm not Clarkson
25:00 <Dugnuts> haha
25:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck its monday
25:00 <TheRiddler> it's friday Clarkson
25:00 <Clarkson> I'm not showing off you dick monger
25:00 <StrykerX> Stupid pay being delayed. Wouldn't have minded putting a couple of bucks on the AFL.
26:00 <Dugnuts> broncos are really starting hard here
26:00 <Dugnuts> 16- 0
26:00 <Dugnuts> isnt looking good :/
27:00 <TheRiddler> suck horse cock
27:00 <Dugnuts> WOOOO
27:00 <Dugnuts> roosters get a try!
28:00 <partay> 16-4
28:00 <Phrygian> i dont have a TV
28:00 <Dugnuts> wooo
28:00 <Phrygian> fuck the roosters
28:00 <Clarkson> she has no boobs either if u inspect closely
28:00 <Dugnuts> bah
28:00 <Dugnuts> you arent from qld are you Phrygian?
28:00 <Phrygian> yes mate
29:00 <Dugnuts> bah
29:00 <Dugnuts> BAH
29:00 <Dugnuts> i say :P
29:00 <Phrygian> its not my code anyway
29:00 <Dugnuts> oh
29:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
29:00 <Dugnuts> so just some state loyalty?
29:00 <Phrygian> if i wanted to see rapists and thugs touch each other i would go to jail
29:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
29:00 <Phrygian> nah man im a union guy
29:00 <Dugnuts> well if its drug addicts and gays you prefer...
29:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
30:00 <Dugnuts> well
30:00 <Dugnuts> i take it back
30:00 <Dugnuts> good game
30:00 <Phrygian> made me happy to see japan beat the boks
30:00 <Phrygian> i fuckin laughed at that
30:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
30:00 <Dugnuts> oh man
30:00 <Dugnuts> i laughed my ass off
30:00 <Dugnuts> a guy at work worked out this whole master plan of how nz was gonna win
31:00 <Serenity> mm subway
31:00 <Dugnuts> and it was thrown out in the first week after japan won and tonga got beaten
31:00 <Doodle> sezz is partial to the odd footlong
31:00 <Phrygian> haha yeah cause i actually like to watch japan play they are out gunned in everything but man they are battlers hey
31:00 <Serenity> am i evrr
31:00 <Serenity> Ever. 
31:00 <Doodle> footlong spicy italian
31:00 <Serenity> heheeh
31:00 <Dugnuts> 6 inch is pretty filling
31:00 <Dugnuts> but not enough for you Serenity?
31:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
31:00 <Serenity> .
31:00 <Doodle> lol
31:00 <ShadowLurker> she likes 2 6inchers
31:00 <Serenity> way to kill it dugnuts
32:00 <Doodle> we're not talking about eating
32:00 <Doodle> btw
32:00 <Dugnuts> oh i know
32:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
32:00 <Dugnuts> YAH
32:00 <Dugnuts> another one for the roosters!
32:00 <Phrygian> fuck!
33:00 <Phrygian> i go for nth qld, then the storm, then the titans, then every other team, then the broncs
34:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
34:00 <Dugnuts> im moving to cairns soon
34:00 <Dugnuts> so maybe i should go for them
34:00 <Phrygian> yeah man i am from the goldy but could never bring myself to liking the broncs hey, back in the day they were such a rich team compared to others and just bought the best players
35:00 <Dugnuts> gets teh conversion!
35:00 <Phrygian> that made me jaded for life
35:00 <Dugnuts> ahhh
35:00 <Dugnuts> well
35:00 <Dugnuts> they still are pretty rich
35:00 <Dugnuts> tend to buy good players
35:00 <Phrygian> oh hell yeah man
35:00 <Phrygian> its not cheating but it is
36:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
40:00 <Phrygian> i thought in a melb channel people would be in to gayfl
40:00 <Dugnuts> plenty are
41:00 <Phrygian> yeah its not bad i didnt really like it til i watched it live they are pretty talented dudes
42:00 <Phrygian> and of course israel went to union and hes a weapon
44:00 <Dugnuts> yah
44:00 <Dugnuts> i just dont like how tackles pretty much get penalised
45:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
46:00 <Phrygian> well moreso in league these days i mean league international has what a few pro teams, well not many anyway. union has like 150 countries so its kinda hard to change the rules
46:00 <Dugnuts> oh i meant in afl
46:00 <Phrygian> ah yeah
46:00 <Dugnuts> oh shoot
46:00 <Dugnuts> another one for teh broncos
46:00 <Phrygian> i actually dont know the tackling rules hey
47:00 <Phrygian> like they dont get fully checked like rugby
47:00 <Dugnuts> i think they have to not only tackle the player, but the ball at the same time
47:00 <Dugnuts> so the player cant lose it
47:00 <Dugnuts> or something
47:00 <Phrygian> yeah thats weird
47:00 <Dugnuts> i mean a tackle happens, the guy getting tackled handballs
47:00 <Dugnuts> and PHWEEET
47:00 <Dugnuts> penalty
48:00 <Phrygian> yeah apparently its a pretty simple game rules wise but just not used to it
49:00 <Serenity> rofll naughty fauxy
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <TheRiddler> good
49:00 <Dugnuts> nice work
51:00 <Phrygian> Charlize TheRon
51:00 <Dugnuts> heh
57:00 <fawks> i what
58:00 <Dugnuts> love to ban apparently
58:00 <Dugnuts> ^5
58:00 <Serenity> love to ban apparently
58:00 <fawks> good
58:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
58:00 <Serenity> woahh excuse my lag
58:00 <Dugnuts> jinks Serenity
58:00 <Dugnuts> jinx
58:00 <Dugnuts> oops
58:00 <Phrygian> serenity now!
58:00 <Serenity> no.
59:00 <Phrygian> meh
00:00 <Dugnuts> tomorrow?
00:00 <Phrygian> ok
00:00 <Serenity> not ever
01:00 <Phrygian> pfft serenity in murder?
01:00 <Phrygian> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohYMmHE0zBY
01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Slayer - Serenity In Murder (Official Video) HD Views: 78,454 Uploader: Slayer MX Uploaded: Aug 29, 2012 Duration: 2m45s Rating: 4.97
01:00 <Phrygian> \m/
05:00 <Doodle> Serenity in a whipped cream bra
05:00 <Serenity> :o
05:00 <Doodle> :P~~~~~~~~~
05:00 <Dugnuts> oooh
05:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
05:00 <Serenity> sticky
06:00 <Dugnuts> i never noticed lumeahs thing before
06:00 <Phrygian> i watched goonies on cable today that shit is rad
06:00 <Dugnuts> RELEASE THE KRAKEN
06:00 <Phrygian> hey you guys!!!!!!
06:00 <Dugnuts> heh
06:00 <Dugnuts> goonies
06:00 <Doodle> i did the truffle shuffle today
06:00 <Dugnuts> do the truffle shuffle
06:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
06:00 <Phrygian> hahahah
06:00 <Serenity> lol
06:00 <Phrygian> chunk is rad
06:00 <Serenity> old pricks
06:00 <Phrygian> fuckin old pfft
06:00 <Dugnuts> get off our lawns you whippersnapper
07:00 <Doodle> u luv old pricks
07:00 <Dugnuts> haha
07:00 <Serenity> especially yours
07:00 <Doodle> in and around your mouth
07:00 <Phrygian> nah im pretty old man
07:00 <Doodle> :o
07:00 <Serenity> hehe
07:00 <Phrygian> im hung like a prune
07:00 <Doodle> odamn
07:00 <Serenity> doodlr isny
07:00 <Serenity> isnt
07:00 <Phrygian> his name is fuckin doodle
07:00 <Clarkson> i like normal sex
07:00 <Doodle> i'm hung like a gnat
07:00 <Phrygian> sif he would be
08:00 <Doodle> i like to draw
08:00 <Serenity> ive seen it ok
08:00 <Doodle> shock
08:00 <Dugnuts> in person?
08:00 <Phrygian> ok cool
08:00 <Dugnuts> he mightve faked it
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <fawks> ..
09:00 <Doodle> omg sezz
09:00 <Doodle> my niece was in the bath at my parents place calling out to me
09:00 <Doodle> i go in and she has a googly eye stuck to her stomach
09:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
09:00 <Phrygian> i havent seen my penis for ages, hung like a grape and obese
09:00 <Phrygian> the mystery is awesome
09:00 <Dugnuts> did you laugh your ass off?
09:00 <Doodle> lol yes
09:00 <Doodle> she was doing the backstroke
09:00 <Dugnuts> im just imagining it
09:00 <Doodle> looking at me with it
09:00 <Dugnuts> UNCA DOODLE! UNCA DOODLE!
10:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
10:00 <Doodle> lol she doesnt call me uncle
10:00 <Doodle> thats for old ppl
10:00 <Dugnuts> aww
10:00 <Phrygian> yeah see thats very catholic i dont think i like that
10:00 <Dugnuts> pffft
10:00 <Serenity> roflll googly eyes
10:00 <Doodle> lolol
10:00 <Doodle> silly banana
11:00 <Serenity> and dugnuts no one can fake doodles hairy arms ok
11:00 <Doodle> theyre not that hairy
11:00 <Doodle> you make me sound like mario
11:00 <Phrygian> Maurice hey hey
11:00 <Dugnuts> there are millions of pics out there
11:00 <Dugnuts> they could all be fake!
11:00 <Dugnuts> :P
11:00 <Serenity> its not.
11:00 <Maurice> I guess we're talking about Doodles nipples again
12:00 <Dugnuts> ahh well
12:00 <Doodle> lmao
12:00 <Doodle> shh
12:00 <Serenity> yea maurice always showing off his nipples
12:00 <Doodle> theyre getting a workout tonight
12:00 <Serenity> damn tart
12:00 <Doodle> so cold
13:00 <dematerialised> faggots
16:00 <Doodle> good idea
16:00 <Doodle> a small fire would warm me up
17:00 <Doodle> HEY
17:00 <Doodle> NOW
17:00 <Doodle> then
17:00 <Serenity> lol
17:00 <Doodle> lucky i was going to take them off anyway
17:00 <Serenity> :o
17:00 <Serenity> excellent
18:00 <Doodle> and have a shower
18:00 <dematerialised> a shower sounds like a grand idea
18:00 <Doodle> i need to raise my body temp by like 9000 degrees
18:00 <dematerialised> ive not showered for two weeks
18:00 <Doodle> what why
18:00 <faux> Such an old man
18:00 <dematerialised> an experiment
18:00 <Doodle> who me?
18:00 <faux> Ye
18:00 <dematerialised> yeah you
18:00 <Doodle> i'm old cos i am cold?
19:00 <faux> Always bloody cold!!!!!!!
19:00 <Doodle> well
19:00 <Doodle> you live here
19:00 <faux> i would love go
19:00 <faux> To
19:00 <faux> tbh
19:00 <faux> ;D
19:00 <Doodle> you'd complain eventually too
19:00 <faux> Its been gloriously  cold here for the past 3 days
19:00 <Doodle> ok do that for 10 months
19:00 <faux> Windy asfuck
19:00 <faux> I will
19:00 <faux> Lol
19:00 <faux> I love the cold
19:00 <Doodle> no
20:00 <faux> :')
20:00 <Doodle> you love your cold
20:00 <Doodle> the cold is much colder than your cold
20:00 <Serenity> rofl
20:00 <faux> no i love the feelin of being cold
20:00 <faux> regardless of where it is lol or how long
20:00 <faux> y r u fightin me do u wanna die ill bash u irl
21:00 <faux> LOL
21:00 <Doodle> i'm not i'm saying you think you love the cold
21:00 <Dugnuts> :(
21:00 <Serenity> faux should move in with doodle
21:00 <faux> My cold is colder than yours 
21:00 <Serenity> she can keep him.warm
21:00 <Doodle> but you havent put up with it for year upon year
21:00 <Doodle> it is
21:00 <Dugnuts> bloody broncos
21:00 <faux> Best argument evs
21:00 <Doodle> i am a higher altitude
21:00 <Doodle> its icy
21:00 <faux> Yeah but when syd experienced ballarat weather i lovwd it
21:00 <faux> We had like 2 degs for ages
21:00 <Serenity> doodle should move to qld
21:00 <faux> Id steal his blanket sez and make him whine
22:00 <Serenity> haha
22:00 <faux> then he can pour me wine
22:00 <faux> And we can wine and whine 
22:00 <Serenity> christinaaa im coldddd
22:00 <Doodle> so it would be like having my ex back
22:00 <Serenity> give me my blankettt
22:00 <faux> lollll its weird seeing people call me christina on here
22:00 <faux> but i loik et
22:00 <Dugnuts> hahaa
23:00 <Serenity> i was gonna typw faux but i thought itd be weird if he was calling you that irl
23:00 <faux> Loool
23:00 <faux> Id punch him in his frozen weiner
23:00 <dematerialised> christina is a delightful name
23:00 <Serenity> lollll
23:00 <Doodle> .
23:00 <Doodle> i'm right here
23:00 <faux> Ty shanuz
23:00 <faux> Shanus
23:00 <dematerialised> yvw
24:00 <dematerialised> better than shazza
24:00 <faux> Looolll
24:00 <Dugnuts> you watching the game faux?
25:00 <faux> No
25:00 <Dugnuts> its sad
25:00 <Dugnuts> broncos are winning :(
26:00 <faux> I just poked myself in the eye with my straw
26:00 <faux> :/
26:00 <dematerialised> good one
26:00 <Dugnuts> awww
26:00 <Dugnuts> that was silly
26:00 <Dugnuts> there there
26:00 <dematerialised> were you trying to make a minature telescope?
26:00 <faux> Its leaking like pongs anus
27:00 <faux> No i was trying to drink
27:00 <dematerialised> lol
27:00 <Dugnuts> when you poke yourself in the eye
27:00 <Dugnuts> thats usually teh time to stop :P
27:00 <faux> Smd
27:00 <dematerialised> speaking of drinks i would love a bourbon right now
27:00 <faux> Mmm
27:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
27:00 <Dugnuts> ive been sipping one for awhile
28:00 <Dugnuts> ive gotta go pick up a friend from the airport at 11:30
28:00 <Dugnuts> so i can only have the one :(
28:00 <TheRiddler> fuck me
28:00 <faux> K
28:00 <TheRiddler> cool
28:00 <dematerialised> im not normally into guys TheRiddler
28:00 <faux> Lol
28:00 <TheRiddler> when n where
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <TheRiddler> I tried to get this game to run
28:00 <Dugnuts> the moon
28:00 <Dugnuts> tomorrow
28:00 <TheRiddler> but it wont
28:00 <Dugnuts> which game/
28:00 <Dugnuts> ?
29:00 <TheRiddler> it's  act of war
29:00 <faux> Get it to walk first
29:00 <faux> Start slow
29:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
29:00 <faux> Haeuaheuaajeuja
29:00 <dematerialised> heaheaheahe
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <dematerialised> are you feeling better riddler
29:00 <TheRiddler> a little
29:00 <dematerialised> good
29:00 <TheRiddler> not drowsy much
29:00 <Dugnuts> as in that old one from 2005?
29:00 <Dugnuts> or the newer one?
29:00 <TheRiddler> there is no new 1
29:00 <Dugnuts> oh wait
29:00 <Dugnuts> yeah sorry
30:00 <Dugnuts> theres a new one being done by a company that is similar to act of war
30:00 <Dugnuts> different name tho
30:00 <Dugnuts> act of aggression i think
30:00 <Dugnuts> oh, its out
30:00 <dematerialised> there is a new one
30:00 <dematerialised> act of war: direct action
31:00 <Dugnuts> ahh that was a little newer
31:00 <Dugnuts> but yeah
31:00 <Dugnuts> theres a new one
31:00 <Dugnuts> act of aggression
31:00 <Dugnuts> came out on the 2nd of september
31:00 <dematerialised> ah
31:00 <Doodle> dematerialised came out then too
31:00 <dematerialised> its true
32:00 <Doodle> if only he would go back in
32:00 <Dugnuts> he came out?
32:00 <dematerialised> i am a faggot
32:00 <dematerialised> i have many disappointed girlfriends
32:00 <Doodle> oh shit
32:00 <Clarkson> being a fucking ice head is far far fucking greater thabn being someone like yaself
32:00 <Doodle> so do i
32:00 <Doodle> does that make me one too
32:00 <dematerialised> it does
33:00 <dematerialised> we can both be faggots together
33:00 <Doodle> finally i can skip everywhere
33:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
33:00 <Dugnuts> sif you ever needed a reason to do that
33:00 <Doodle> true
34:00 <dematerialised> lumeah's heart broke after she read that
34:00 <dematerialised> i think i was the last one on her list
34:00 <Doodle> to turn gay?
34:00 <Dugnuts> awww
34:00 <dematerialised> nah she wants in my panties
35:00 <Dugnuts> come on
35:00 <Dugnuts> throw her a bone
35:00 <Dugnuts> be a champ
35:00 <dematerialised> i'd have no problems wearing panties
35:00 <dematerialised> the problem I would have is explainign that i liked the pink love heart patterns
37:00 <Dugnuts> i dunno
38:00 <Dugnuts> if you were wearing panties
38:00 <Dugnuts> i think the pattern on them would be the last thing you need to explain
38:00 <dematerialised> ok i just googled panties
38:00 <dematerialised> and they are not what i was thinking off
39:00 <dematerialised> of*
39:00 <dematerialised> so ignore what i said
39:00 <Dugnuts> umm
39:00 <Dugnuts> what were you thinking of?
39:00 <dematerialised> never mind
40:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fadl1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12043220_10153681617193478_3644837414159788181_n.jpg?oh=4d207012c2fbb8bf092031b687bca017&oe=56A6FB31 for amsy
40:00 <Dugnuts> were you thinking like pantaloons?
40:00 <dematerialised> haha
40:00 <dematerialised> best character
40:00 <Dugnuts> those long ass things?
40:00 <dematerialised> yes
41:00 <anotherirc3r> you're adorable Shaney
41:00 <Dugnuts> i dont get that reference
41:00 <Dugnuts> :/
41:00 <Dugnuts> what game is that from?
41:00 <dematerialised> riddlers pic?
41:00 <Dugnuts> yah
41:00 <TheRiddler> it's an anime/manga
41:00 <Dugnuts> oh
41:00 <dematerialised> its a character from Attack on Titan
41:00 <dematerialised> she loves potatoes
42:00 <TheRiddler> have you seen it?
42:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
42:00 <Dugnuts> attack on titan
42:00 <dematerialised> i've watched the first two eps
42:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
42:00 <Dugnuts> i havent seen the show
42:00 <dematerialised> i dont like it enough to finish it
42:00 <Dugnuts> i saw some crazy game based on it
42:00 <Dugnuts> they were like swinging from these giant man baby things
42:00 <Dugnuts> looking all creepy
42:00 <TheRiddler> you have to listen to the intro to get into it :p
42:00 <dematerialised> haah
43:00 <Dugnuts> the only anime ive been into lately has been SAO
43:00 <Dugnuts> i like the premise
43:00 <Dugnuts> sword art online
44:00 <Dugnuts> hi again Lumeah
44:00 <Dugnuts> how are we tonight?
44:00 <Lumeah> Good ta
44:00 <TheRiddler> freo playing better now
44:00 <Dugnuts> up to anything exciting?
45:00 <Lumeah> Watchin sob story on  ten
45:00 <Dugnuts> thats a show?
45:00 <Dugnuts> do people cry and ask for money?
45:00 <Lumeah> On chnnel
46:00 <Dugnuts> heh
46:00 <Dugnuts> sorry i used to read 2000AD a lot
46:00 <Dugnuts> there was this thing about a show called sob story
46:00 <Dugnuts> where people told tehir sad life story
47:00 <Dugnuts> and people called in and gave them moneys
47:00 <Phrygian> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0el-kBKwe8
47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hunt Muerto Views: 22 Uploader: Hunt Muerto Uploaded: Sep 25, 2015 Duration: 3m33s Rating: 5.00
47:00 <Phrygian> check this
47:00 <Dugnuts> its had 22 views
47:00 <Dugnuts> i am suspicious
47:00 <Phrygian> my band and shit i am bbeing an advertising whore
47:00 <Dugnuts> this is yours
47:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
47:00 <Dugnuts> ok
47:00 <Phrygian> nah just uploaded it dude
48:00 <Lumeah> Seriously do we have to hear her salk every time 
48:00 <Dugnuts> exactly
48:00 <Dugnuts> i was sus it was yours
48:00 <Lumeah> I like the long hair guy
48:00 <fawks> longest intro ever
48:00 <Dugnuts> bikey bikey bike
49:00 <Dugnuts> oh drums!
49:00 <Dugnuts> finally
49:00 <Dugnuts> wait
49:00 <Dugnuts> how are there drums
49:00 <Dugnuts> drummer only just got there
49:00 <Lumeah> Lol
49:00 <Phrygian> hahahaha
49:00 <Lumeah> :) 
49:00 <Dugnuts> it makes no sense!
49:00 <Phrygian> yes there is a bit of edit license going on there
49:00 <Dugnuts> maybe shouldve had the guitar player come in on the bike
49:00 <Dugnuts> wouldve made more sense
49:00 <Dugnuts> :P
49:00 <dematerialised> i like the sound
50:00 <Dugnuts> yeah
50:00 <Dugnuts> its not bad
50:00 <dematerialised> there's some weird cuts in the mixing though
50:00 <Phrygian> yeah but i wont ride one of those sellout things i have and it wanted to kill me
50:00 <fawks> yeh but the singing hurts my brain
50:00 <fawks> hnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
50:00 <Dugnuts> he doesnt have a bad voice
50:00 <Lumeah> I like drums bikes and long hair n eyebrow rings. 
50:00 <Dugnuts> its just the style
50:00 <dematerialised> got my vote
50:00 <dematerialised> i'd download your torrents
51:00 <fawks> yeah its rthe screaming im scared of
51:00 <Phrygian> yeah well ok, no digital all was recorded to half inch tape so 8 tracks
51:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
51:00 <Dugnuts> 8tracks are still a thing??
51:00 <fawks> thumbs upppppppppppppppp
51:00 <Lumeah> Wow 
51:00 <Dugnuts> not bad dude
51:00 <Dugnuts> i like the switch up
51:00 <dematerialised> i even liked you on facebook
51:00 <fawks> fuck you fuck yoooooouuuu
52:00 <Dugnuts> im impressed
52:00 <Dugnuts> normally when people link me to their bands its really shitty
52:00 <dematerialised> yeah
52:00 <dematerialised> that was actually pretty good
52:00 <Dugnuts> that was actually good
52:00 <Dugnuts> heh
52:00 <dematerialised> i was bopping to the last half
53:00 <Lumeah> This bitch on this show... Recons a year n shes over the last dude... Bullshit 
53:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck me so hard to find ink designs that fit the style i want
53:00 <Phrygian> yeah 8 tracks are a thing if you have a 400 dollar budget, the 2 inch would be rad thats 24 tracks, but then again digital is rad too its good to have a mix of both but yeah not a computer in the place we recorded at hey
53:00 <Dugnuts> :/
53:00 <Clarkson> a-cup breasts are illegal in porn
53:00 <fawks> o
53:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <Dugnuts> not true!
54:00 <Dugnuts> itty bitty titties are luverly
54:00 <fawks> this
54:00 <fawks> is
54:00 <fawks> fartaaaa
54:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
54:00 <Lumeah> You must have small hands
54:00 <Dugnuts> i knew what you were gonna say there
54:00 <Dugnuts> and i still laughed
54:00 <fawks> lol
54:00 <Dugnuts> nah
54:00 <Dugnuts> i just prefer tits that arent saggy
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <Lumeah> Im sure your nuts sag hun
55:00 <Serenity> because you have room to be fussy
55:00 <fawks> im gonna try n sleep  fuk u all
55:00 <Dugnuts> im not saying i'll turn ANY down
55:00 <Lumeah> He sure does 
55:00 <Lumeah> ... 
55:00 <Dugnuts> but everyone has preferences
55:00 <dematerialised> i like all tits becuase they have nipples on them
55:00 <Clarkson> but i do want boobs
55:00 <Dugnuts> well yeah
55:00 <Phrygian> i had a chick with a cup breats once it was like fucking a dude with a vagina
55:00 <Clarkson> you fuck up
55:00 <Dugnuts> they hang low
55:00 <TheRiddler> even Clarkson chimes in
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
55:00 <Clarkson> jimmy turd on 7 news
55:00 <Dugnuts> they wobble to and fro
55:00 <Dugnuts> i can tie them in a knot
55:00 <Dugnuts> i can tie them in a bow
55:00 <Dugnuts> :P
56:00 <Lumeah> Lol
56:00 <Lumeah> :) 
56:00 <Phrygian> if i have bigger breats than a chickk its not meant to be
56:00 <Dugnuts> I CAN THROW THEM OVER MY SHOULDER LIKE A REGIMENTAL SOLDIER!
56:00 <Lumeah> Im still laughing 
56:00 <Dugnuts> heh
56:00 <dematerialised> Lumeah would you like to go on a date with me?
56:00 <Lumeah> Where u live? 
56:00 <Phrygian> hell i would date you
56:00 <dematerialised> everywhere
56:00 <Serenity> boobs have no place on a man
56:00 <Lumeah> Lies
56:00 <dematerialised> im a travelling man
56:00 <TheRiddler> he acts like a real person till you say his name
56:00 <Dugnuts> smooth dematerialised
57:00 <dematerialised> well its true
57:00 <Lumeah> Lol
57:00 <Dugnuts> oh
57:00 <Dugnuts> really?
57:00 <dematerialised> yes lol
57:00 <Phrygian> im way to pissed to follow this convo so yeah im out
57:00 <partay> dematerialised Lumeah just might be up for some random irc penis 
57:00 <Dugnuts> well if you like it good
57:00 <Dugnuts> but its nice to get some roots
57:00 <TheRiddler> he must be trying to fool us
57:00 <Lumeah> You tellaport? 
57:00 <dematerialised> i airport
57:00 <TheRiddler> clarkson is aware
57:00 <dematerialised> carport
57:00 <Clarkson> these guys are just fucking off the planet
57:00 <dematerialised> all kinds of port
57:00 <Dugnuts> heh
57:00 <Dugnuts> hey dematerialised
57:00 <Serenity> i know clarkson. makes no sense to me either
57:00 <Clarkson> brainz you shit troll
57:00 <Dugnuts> if you travel to cairns next year
58:00 <Dugnuts> i'll be the one telling your plane how to land!
58:00 <Dugnuts> :D
58:00 <dematerialised> helicopter
58:00 <dematerialised> :P
58:00 <Dugnuts> that too
58:00 <Lumeah> Ahh
58:00 <Lumeah> Nah partay is right 
58:00 <Phrygian> do you tell planes how to land?
58:00 <Dugnuts> yup
58:00 <Lumeah> Hey partay 
58:00 <Dugnuts> well
58:00 <Dugnuts> i will be 
58:00 <partay> Lumeah tits or gtfo
58:00 <Dugnuts> im in training to be an air traffic controller
58:00 <Dugnuts> nearly finished
58:00 <partay> Dugnuts thats a stressful job 
58:00 <Lumeah> Lol.. 
58:00 <Phrygian> hopefully you arent a middle eastern religious fundamentalist
59:00 <Dugnuts> i move to cairns to for the real world in nov.dec
59:00 <Lumeah> :p
59:00 <Dugnuts> yeah i know
59:00 <anotherirc3r> partay is being his usual charming self
59:00 <Lumeah> Your not random
59:00 <Dugnuts> but i can handle it
59:00 <dematerialised> well, im gonna go get dinner, tell me what kind of restuarant you wanna go to Lumeah
59:00 <dematerialised> i'll take it from there
59:00 <partay> anotherirc3r are you sad cos i havent asked to see your tits ?
59:00 <Dugnuts> ask for martian food Lumeah
59:00 <Dugnuts> that will fuck him
59:00 <Dugnuts> :P
59:00 <Clarkson> it's amazing, access to gigajiggabits of porn
59:00 <Phrygian> partay you can see my tits?
59:00 <Phrygian> rad?\
00:00 <Lumeah> One on the harbour 
00:00 <Dugnuts> awww
00:00 <anotherirc3r> partay, yes. that's totally it
00:00 <Dugnuts> romantic
00:00 <Phrygian> i know its an overload of chivalary
01:00 <Lumeah>  where u live d Dugnuts? If 
01:00 <Phrygian> fuck me i have to drink goon next
01:00 <Dugnuts> melbourne atm
01:00 <Phrygian> fuck
01:00 <Dugnuts> training here
01:00 <Dugnuts> then i head out
01:00 <Dugnuts> hbu Lumeah?
01:00 <Dugnuts> im guessing sydney
02:00 <Phrygian> yeah Dugnuts what do you do bro?\
02:00 <Dugnuts> i just said
02:00 <Dugnuts> im training to be an air traffic controller
02:00 <Lumeah> Ah cool 
02:00 <Dugnuts> nearly finished too
02:00 <Phrygian> oh yeah i thought that was just a cover for something heaps more cool
02:00 <Dugnuts> oh
02:00 <Dugnuts> well
02:00 <Dugnuts> i got a degree in chemical engineering
02:00 <Dugnuts> but i couldnt get work in that
03:00 <Dugnuts> it died in the ass with the decline in mining
03:00 <Dugnuts> so yeah
03:00 <Dugnuts> here i am pushing planes around
03:00 <Phrygian> hahahaha nah fuck im unemplyed studying to be a counsellor hell im wayyyyyyy shitter than you
03:00 <Lumeah> Im tired
03:00 <Serenity> lumeah is on the prowll
03:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
03:00 <Phrygian> ill reach the peak of my wage at like 60 grand
03:00 <partay> Lumeah on heat?
04:00 <partay> Phrygian as long as u enjoy what u do 
04:00 <Phrygian> but it willbe rewarding, yeah if you want to be stabbed
04:00 <Serenity> someone throw her one
04:00 <partay> Phrygian think ofall those vunerable women you'll be able to take advantage of 
05:00 <Phrygian> well i enjoy helping people BUT qld health sucks so bad and i chose mental health to major in
05:00 <Phrygian> and its such a bad system man
05:00 <Dugnuts> i have heaps of respect for people who choose healthcare as their career
05:00 <Phrygian> no one gives a fuck
05:00 <Dugnuts> coz you are moving into fairly shitty wages
05:00 <partay> i know 6 people who have worked for QH and everyone of them have said its fucked... The only reason they stayed for longer than they should have is because you can salsry sacrifice your mortgage 
05:00 <Dugnuts> but you are caring for the less fortunate
06:00 <Dugnuts> its a good thing :)
06:00 <Phrygian> oh qld health money is good if you work a govt job shit yeah i mean i'll be qualified and the most i will earn in the private sector is 50k a year
06:00 <Doodle> being on irc is my way of caring for the less fortunate
06:00 <Phrygian> govt they earn that for a start wage
07:00 <partay> Doodle and we appreciate your efforts 
07:00 <Doodle> ^_^
07:00 <partay> Phrygian as a councillor for QH youd start on 80
07:00 <Phrygian> yep i know
08:00 <Phrygian> and they suck they are super shit at their jobs man
08:00 <Phrygian> maybe i can make a difference i might be an idealist but fuck ill try
09:00 <partay> yah most dont give a fuck 
09:00 <partay> they get beaten down by the system
09:00 <Phrygian> yeah they just dont seem to care at all hey
09:00 <partay> they dont start out that way
09:00 <Doodle> i'd like to get beaten off by the system
09:00 <partay> Doodle the system wants to beat you off 
09:00 <Doodle> ehehe
09:00 <Phrygian> oh man im sure cause you learn ethics and stuff like its a massive part of it
10:00 <partay> not so much that.. but you'll id some recommendations for your patients and they wont progress it 
11:00 <Phrygian> man they have a trauma team on the gold coast and i shit you not, i know someone who rang them and they called back 6 months later
11:00 <Phrygian> thats mental health
11:00 <partay> wow that quick
11:00 <partay> mental health is the most neglected part of QH.. no funding at all...
12:00 <Phrygian> ya meanwhile he had 6 or co criminal charges cause he was schitzophrenic
12:00 <partay> well
12:00 <partay> not as much as it should be 
13:00 <Phrygian> it just sucks man these guys need people they can rely on and not abuse the system like fuck on the goldy its meth, or ice or whatever and that sucks the funs out of mental health
13:00 <Phrygian> *funds
15:00 <Phrygian> gone are the days when someone takes some acid or a pill and goes out had a good time
15:00 <Phrygian> or smokes weed whatever
16:00 <dematerialised> theres plenty that can do that and not abuse them
16:00 <dematerialised> its the people who abuse it (and deny that they do) that are the problem
17:00 <Phrygian> yep agreed
17:00 <Phrygian> im not anti drug at all
17:00 <Dugnuts> fucking ice eh
18:00 <Phrygian> man we have a massive problem in qld with it and rural vic
19:00 <Dugnuts> its everywhere man
19:00 <Dugnuts> everywhere
19:00 <Phrygian> its cancer like if you wanted to wipe out a people its the perfect drug its cheap its easy to make its so addictive
19:00 <Phrygian> and kills you
20:00 <Dugnuts> indeed
21:00 <Phrygian> like i am no biggot ive smoked my fair share of weed done acid, done pills (i dont get why they are cool) but fucking meth what the fuck is that?
22:00 <TheRiddler> hai ashleighxtrinity
23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hey there
23:00 <Dugnuts> you saw them?
24:00 <Dugnuts> you lucky bastard
24:00 <partay> they are devine 
25:00 <ashleighxtrinity> C:
25:00 <Dugnuts> im totally jelly
25:00 <dematerialised> apparently im mad because ashleighxtrinity wont have sex with me
26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Who said that?
26:00 <dematerialised> psybr
26:00 <dematerialised> its ok, i know you crave me
26:00 <dematerialised> :P
26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Rofl
27:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Yeah i do
27:00 <ashleighxtrinity> For dayyys
27:00 <dematerialised> yep
27:00 <dematerialised> i got your love letters
27:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ha
27:00 <dematerialised> he seems like a bit of a fuckwit
28:00 <partay> dematerialised i thought you were after Lumeah?
28:00 <dematerialised> im not after anyone
28:00 <dematerialised> im a free agent
28:00 <Dugnuts> he isnt a one woman man
28:00 <dematerialised> ive got a lot of love to give
28:00 <Dugnuts> improve your odds
28:00 <dematerialised> ^
28:00 <Dugnuts> try all the ladies
29:00 <partay> ashleighxtrinity could be after a sugar daddy... Are you rich ?
29:00 <dematerialised> i am
29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hmmm
29:00 <Dugnuts> i will be soon!
29:00 <Dugnuts> haha
29:00 <Dugnuts> well
29:00 <Dugnuts> maybe not rich
29:00 <Dugnuts> but doing ok
30:00 <partay> ashleighxtrinity if i wasnt married you would be my sugar princess 
30:00 <Serenity> no she wouldn't
30:00 <Dugnuts> is that a banana in her pocket or is she just happy to see you?
30:00 <Serenity> shes mine.
31:00 <dematerialised> i have fortune
31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Im Serenity's sugar mummy
31:00 <Serenity> ;)
31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I spoil my girl
31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ;)
31:00 <partay> id pay to see that
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <ashleighxtrinity> How much?
32:00 <Serenity> we coukd organise something for the right price
32:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I could use a 4k monitor
32:00 <partay> If i was directing... i think 2K each.. standard porn star fee 
33:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
33:00 <Dugnuts> 4k monitor
33:00 <TheRiddler> I could use a new computer
34:00 <dematerialised> well TheRiddler
34:00 <ashleighxtrinity> My laptop freezes if i move it :/
34:00 <dematerialised> all you need to do is submit yourself to me
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <dematerialised> if i like you i'll buy you a new computer
34:00 <dematerialised> its that simple
35:00 <TheRiddler> I need to find my own sugar mommy
35:00 <TheRiddler> mummy even
35:00 <partay> TheRiddler Lumeah would be up for it
38:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
38:00 <Dugnuts> sounds like your hdd might be a little dodgy ashleighxtrinity
38:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I dropped it a few times
38:00 <Dugnuts> well yeah
38:00 <Dugnuts> that'll be it
39:00 <Dugnuts> the controller stops the hdd when it detects movement
39:00 <Dugnuts> which freezes the puter
39:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of laptop?
39:00 <Dugnuts> does it unfreeze when you put it down again?
39:00 <ashleighxtrinity> A shit one
39:00 <Clarkson> that was first time ever in court and FUCK i  had to stop the cunt and raised mah voice, 'sir, this isnt correct, explaination will show that nothing can be truelyy proven to be associated with me at any certain time or place, it didnt exist therefore didnt happen and paperwork was done up wrong, techniocallity automatically allows me off'
39:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol no
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <Dugnuts> ahh well
39:00 <Dugnuts> not unsurprising
39:00 <Dugnuts> laptops usually have a large pagefile
39:00 <dematerialised> :/
40:00 <TheRiddler> what do you use the laptop for?
40:00 <Dugnuts> and winblows doesnt do well when its active memory stops being accessible
40:00 <TheRiddler> mainly
40:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I throw it tiles that piss me off
40:00 <partay> and ashleighxtrinity's would have a fuckload of porn and malware 
40:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Thats its use
40:00 <Dugnuts> heh
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <dematerialised> the internet is for porn
40:00 <Dugnuts> indeed
40:00 <TheRiddler> malporn
40:00 <partay> agreed
41:00 <dematerialised> horseporn
41:00 <Dugnuts> whatever floats your boat
42:00 <dematerialised> [20:27] <dematerialised> i reckon i've watched so much porn, my dick wouldnt get hard with naked women on my lap unless she was missing a leg and wearing a toilet seat as a necklace
42:00 <TheRiddler> I preffer dogporn
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
42:00 <Dugnuts> you'd be surprised my friend
44:00 <Dugnuts> who is that diadelphian person?
44:00 <Dugnuts> that is the weirdest quit message i have ever seen
45:00 <Serenity> looks like no derby final aww
45:00 <partay> freo gooone 
46:00 <Dugnuts> awww
48:00 <Serenity> knew they wouldnt make it
48:00 <Serenity> Purple chokers
48:00 <Dugnuts> well that is the colour you turn
48:00 <xm> that's why they wear purple
48:00 <xm> coz they choke
49:00 <Serenity> indeed
49:00 <xm> indeedy
49:00 <Dugnuts> indoobidably
49:00 <xm> i didnt know the perth show is on tomorrow
49:00 <Serenity> for the next week
49:00 <xm> im always used to the first day of the show coinciding with the grand final
50:00 <Serenity> too bad its not free for kids anymore
50:00 <xm> how long ago was that?
50:00 <xm> what was the cut off for the kid age
51:00 <TheRiddler> hide ant in a bag and get the iga voucher :p
51:00 <TheRiddler> oh
51:00 <Serenity> last 5 years xm
51:00 <Serenity> up to 12
51:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot there's a 3rd
55:00 <Dugnuts> so im goint to teh melb show tomorrow
55:00 <Dugnuts> anything good to see?
55:00 <Dugnuts> melbourne peeps?
04:00 <TheRiddler> Brad Dick What ship never docked Fremantle? The Premiership!
04:00 <TheRiddler> Like · Reply · 10 · 10 mins
04:00 <TheRiddler> heheheh
04:00 <anotherirc3r> harsh
05:00 <amelia> but totally called for
06:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
06:00 <Dugnuts> nice one TheRiddler
06:00 <anotherirc3r> at least they got past the first final :/
06:00 <amelia> bwahahahahaha
06:00 <amelia> no jen
07:00 <amelia> no one gives a shit about 3rd/4th
07:00 <Dugnuts> sponsors do
07:00 <Dugnuts> even making it to the finals usually means more sponsorship moneys next year
07:00 <dematerialised> freo supporters do
07:00 <dematerialised> :P
07:00 <amelia> SPoNSoRS Do
07:00 <xm> scooby do
07:00 <amelia> HAHA
07:00 <anotherirc3r> as usual we didn't make it
08:00 <Dugnuts> and its all about the moneys
08:00 <dematerialised> freo musn't have taken a hit of their superbong before the match
08:00 <Dugnuts> heh
11:00 <TheRiddler> if they did they wouldn't have had played like they did just now
11:00 <TheRiddler> oh
11:00 <dematerialised> haha
11:00 <TheRiddler> thought you said must not musn't
12:00 <dematerialised> mustnstnstsnntsutsststntnstnt
12:00 <TheRiddler> they had the shakes
12:00 <dematerialised> knees weak, arms are heavy
12:00 <TheRiddler> tho heroin I hear is better for shakes
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <dematerialised> but on the surface they're moms spaghetti
13:00 <dematerialised> moms spaghetti
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
18:00 <dematerialised> i should go cruise northbridge and see how many drunk football fans there are
19:00 <anotherirc3r> and run them over?
19:00 <dematerialised> nah, i dont want any scratches on my perfect paint
20:00 <amelia> drive past paramount where all the classy bitches hang
20:00 <dematerialised> haha
20:00 <dematerialised> or newportr
20:00 <anotherirc3r> ic
20:00 <dematerialised> -r
20:00 <amelia> ahahaha thats freo isn't it
20:00 <dematerialised> yeah
20:00 <amelia> my friends gone joondalup tonight
20:00 <amelia> I refused and here i am
21:00 <dematerialised> haha
21:00 <partay> amelia nerd
21:00 <amelia> haha i been that place once and ended up punching a guy for the first time in my life
21:00 <amelia> i have no intentions on ever returning to thay dirty shit hole
21:00 <Clarkson> if anyone wants to have sex with my cat you are welcome good luck surviving in tact
22:00 <dematerialised> yeah newport is a special place
22:00 <dematerialised> i did get a root out of there though
22:00 <dematerialised> so its not all bad
22:00 <amelia> ahaha
22:00 <anotherirc3r> why'd you punch a guy?
22:00 <amelia> quality or just easy
22:00 <dematerialised> easy as they come
23:00 <dematerialised> she was all over me half way down the freeway to her place
23:00 <amelia> cos after tellin him to stop touching me 7 times throughout the night he decided to wrap arms around my waist and pick me up off the floor then stack it and drop me
24:00 <partay> you should have glassed him 
24:00 <amelia> yah he was a complete dick
25:00 <xm> should have bitten his balls off and then spit them into a glass
25:00 <xm> Haehahhehaeh
25:00 <dematerialised> heahehaehae
26:00 <amelia> bwahahah I'm not that ruthless
26:00 <xm> dematerialised, is that the woman you mentioned last time, the old one, that couldnt wait 
26:00 <amelia> English tossa prob would have liked it
26:00 <dematerialised> yeah xm
26:00 <dematerialised> same lady
26:00 <amelia> milf?
26:00 <amelia> gilf?
26:00 <xm> ggilf
26:00 <amelia> AHAHA
27:00 <dematerialised> not sure, she said the baby fence was for a housemates baby
27:00 <anotherirc3r> wtf is a ggilf?!
27:00 <dematerialised> and to be fair her room was at the back of the house
27:00 <xm> lol dematerialised 
27:00 <dematerialised> so i think it was just a gilf
27:00 <amelia> great grandmother
27:00 <xm> great in the bedroom grandmother
27:00 <dematerialised> haha
27:00 <dematerialised> man that was a long time ago now
28:00 <dematerialised> maybe 7 or 8 years or so
28:00 <amelia> how old is dematerialised
28:00 <jackstevens> any long time melbourne mircers here
28:00 <dematerialised> yes bro
28:00 <dematerialised> i know the kittens name
28:00 <jackstevens> what was the highest you ever seen in here?
28:00 <dematerialised> 357
28:00 <jackstevens> when was that?
28:00 <xm> jackstevens, ive been here since day 1. ive got the highest score
28:00 <xm> XM 19284712984712941
28:00 <dematerialised> 2007
29:00 <jackstevens> i remember 2001.
29:00 <dematerialised> thats nice
29:00 <jackstevens> 1350 or so.
29:00 <jackstevens> was insane
29:00 <jackstevens> female to male ratio was probably 65/35
29:00 <amelia> in da membrane
29:00 <jackstevens> indeed
29:00 <dematerialised> amelia why you wanna know how old i am?
29:00 <dematerialised> you wannahook up?
30:00 <amelia> you wish jellyfish
30:00 <dematerialised> :3
30:00 <amelia> jus curious cos you bang gilfs
30:00 <xm> amelia just wants you to participate in her survey. if you dont want a free mars bar that's your problem
30:00 <dematerialised> i'd bang 90 year old great grandmas if they were keen
30:00 <amelia> he ain't gettin nuffin now!
30:00 <dematerialised> haha
31:00 <amelia> haha
31:00 <amelia> bit of desperation ay
31:00 <dematerialised> nah not even
31:00 <dematerialised> just a free willy
31:00 <amelia> got standards? or no such thang
31:00 <dematerialised> i do have minimums
32:00 <amelia> i mean I'm single too but i wouldnt be jumping on no homeless dick
32:00 <amelia> standards
32:00 <xm> i just think dematerialised is sick of all those young women that are fickle and never hang around. a granny is sure to never leave you (or her house)
32:00 <dematerialised> it depends on the scenario
32:00 <jackstevens> did you guys here about the guy with the 19" cock?
32:00 <dematerialised> pretty much xm
32:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
32:00 <amelia> until she dies
33:00 <xm> i reckon dematerialised has a drawer full of souvenirs, from all the grannies he's been with but have passed on
34:00 <dematerialised> haha
34:00 <xm> of their dentures
34:00 <dematerialised> nah dentures is too far man
34:00 <dematerialised> i keep their silver chains
34:00 <xm> "oh this was cheryl. she was a hottie. boy she was flexible for a 95 year old!"
35:00 <dematerialised> seriously though if an old lady wanted some young man meat, and she wasnt entirely horrible
35:00 <dematerialised> i'd donate
35:00 <dematerialised> why the hell not
35:00 <Clarkson> go out pussy
35:00 <dematerialised> we're both consenting adults
35:00 <amelia> maureen
36:00 <xm> come on maureen
36:00 <dematerialised> im pretty open minded when it comes to sex anyway i suppose
36:00 <jackstevens> i think ppl are desensitized to it now
36:00 <amelia> gangbangs aint nothin new for dematerialised
36:00 <jackstevens> haha
36:00 <dematerialised> actually
36:00 <xm> granbangs
37:00 <dematerialised> ive never been with more than one person at a time
37:00 <amelia> AHAH
37:00 <dematerialised> im not sure i could handle that
37:00 <dematerialised> i have had people watch
37:00 <dematerialised> thats about it
37:00 <jackstevens> did that work for u?
37:00 <xm> just be with one, let one have their afternoon nap, then call out for the one on the rocking chair to come inside
38:00 <xm> then let her have*
38:00 <xm> people watch?
38:00 <amelia> he gets em straight after they've had their pills
38:00 <amelia> they go off
38:00 <xm> what's the story there
38:00 <dematerialised> haha amelia
38:00 <dematerialised> xm the story was alcohol, a bush camp
38:00 <dematerialised> 3 days of not doing much else
40:00 <amelia> did i get kicked or did i leave
40:00 <xm> you left
40:00 <dematerialised> ^
40:00 <amelia> oh
40:00 <amelia> oop
40:00 <xm> and while you left dematerialised admitted that it was a Christian bush camp and he was the youth group leader
40:00 <xm> and he said it was "Biblical"
40:00 <dematerialised> haha
40:00 <xm> and if they looked away it "would be a sin"
40:00 <amelia> aahahhaahhaahahah
41:00 <amelia> flamin hexagon
41:00 <dematerialised> that sounds like some kind of strange jesus faith porn story
41:00 <dematerialised> when nuns go bad
41:00 <dematerialised> anyway my manwhore days are behind me
42:00 <dematerialised> truth is ive not been laid in about 3 years and i have a pile of rolled up crusty shirts behind me
42:00 <amelia> jeezus
42:00 <amelia> born again virgin
42:00 <dematerialised> yep
42:00 <amelia> no wonder you willing to bang grannys
42:00 <xm> cum into the fleshlight
43:00 <xm> see the light
43:00 <dematerialised> oh no i was banging grannies back then
43:00 <dematerialised> infact i picked up a 54 year old lady here many years ago
43:00 <xm> i wasnt aware there are women over 50 here
43:00 <dematerialised> there was, not sure about now
43:00 <xm> what was her nick?
43:00 <dematerialised> cant remmeber
43:00 <dematerialised> laly or something
43:00 <xm> ladyhawke?
44:00 <dematerialised> nah not her
44:00 <dematerialised> i say here as in irc
44:00 <dematerialised> not as in this chan
44:00 <amelia> #perth
44:00 <xm> i just assumed #perth
44:00 <dematerialised> it was probably in #sex or #perth yeah
44:00 <amelia> PaNDoRa
44:00 <dematerialised> adults30-30
44:00 <xm> i forgot she existed
45:00 <dematerialised> or something like that
45:00 <dematerialised> it was so easy for me back then
45:00 <xm> <22dematerialised18> truth is ive not been laid in about 3 years and i have a pile of rolled up crusty shirts behind me <--- would a woman get pregnant by wearing that?
46:00 <dematerialised> very possibly
46:00 <xm> lollllllllllll
46:00 <xm> there were plenty of easy young girls too though
46:00 <dematerialised> turns out a lot of ladies like younger guys
46:00 <xm> unless you just meant you were open to more than that
46:00 <dematerialised> yeah there was
47:00 <dematerialised> i dont think i ever got with anyone younger than me back then
47:00 <dematerialised> well except the ex
47:00 <dematerialised> but she doesnt count
47:00 <xm> you left her because she never got older than you
47:00 <dematerialised> haha
47:00 <dematerialised> exactly
48:00 <dematerialised> there was a girl i met who was much younger but we never hooked up
48:00 <dematerialised> she was in it for the free rides
49:00 <amelia> is your name Neil
49:00 <dematerialised> are we playing guess who?
49:00 <xm> <sloot17> hey guys anyone want free sex in exchange for free rides at the show
49:00 <dematerialised> haha
49:00 <amelia> i freakin love that game
49:00 <amelia> glasses?
49:00 <amelia> moustache?
49:00 <amelia> blue eyes
49:00 <xm> dematerialised, do you work in IT????
49:00 <amelia> are you wearing a tie
50:00 <xm> are you of African American appearance?
50:00 <dematerialised> how did you know
50:00 <dematerialised> on both accounts...
50:00 <amelia> ahahahahha
50:00 <dematerialised> although im just black
50:00 <xm> lollll
52:00 <dematerialised> ladies love a bit of exotic
52:00 <xm> ive got AIDS
52:00 <xm> that might work with some
52:00 <dematerialised> are you being racially insensitive
52:00 <xm> no, im not even white
53:00 <dematerialised> haha
53:00 <xm> i just meant exotic as in something different
53:00 <xm> in the gay scene there are bug chasers that look for men with AIDS
53:00 <Clarkson> it hurt like a cunt
53:00 <dematerialised> why on earth would someone do that
54:00 <xm> although the meds for AIDS are so good now that it doesnt really affect how long you will live
54:00 <dematerialised> do you have aids?
54:00 <xm> perhaps
54:00 <faux> no
54:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/fqWMTcS
54:00 <faux> lolapzposlzzlpels
54:00 <xm> herro foey
54:00 <dematerialised> lol
54:00 <faux> Hi
55:00 <xm> lolll
55:00 <faux> :D
55:00 <dematerialised> LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
55:00 <faux> stahp
55:00 <mayonnaise> Taco was right all along
55:00 <mayonnaise> he must have used his nswpol access
55:00 <xm> ?
56:00 <dematerialiced> speaking of has he offed himself yet?
56:00 <dematerialiced> i've not seem him around
56:00 <faux> dont jinx it
58:00 <dematerialiced> seriously though amelia we should hook up
58:00 <xm> why dont we all go camping. ill just watch
59:00 <amelia> wot do i get out of this
59:00 <dematerialiced> the pleasure of being near me
59:00 <anotherirc3r> offer her chocolate
59:00 <anotherirc3r> don't you know anything about us?!
59:00 <amelia> I'm too young for you
59:00 <amelia> gimme another 50 years
59:00 <xm> dematerialiced IS chocolate (not being racist, i mean it in a nicest way)
59:00 <dematerialiced> haha
59:00 <dematerialiced> ^
59:00 <xm> smooth chocolate, every lady's dream
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