// #melbourne — 2015-09-02
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09:32:00 <MrDanger> Ladies
09:36:00 <MrDanger> Abortion
09:36:00 <MrDanger> Sexy
09:36:00 <Abortion> Why thank you
09:37:00 <Abortion> I do my best to keep slim
09:37:00 <MrDanger> Slim isn't sexy
09:37:00 <Clarkson> So instead of doing coke off the ass of a hooker, you do IRC?
09:37:00 <Abortion> Well never mind my jokes then
09:37:00 <MrDanger> Slim ircers tend to do both
09:38:00 <MrDanger> I'm quite bored
09:39:00 <Abortion> I'm at work, doing work things. Like IRC
09:39:00 <milk> keeping your ear to the ground?
09:40:00 <Abortion> Just a bit of peripheral vision, I have a pretty secluded corner
09:40:00 <Adonis> did someone say coke?
09:40:00 <Adonis> o/ need a top up
09:40:00 <Abortion> Maybe not quite secluded enough to jerk it at work
09:40:00 <Abortion> but enough that you'd have to come into my area to see my screens
09:42:00 <MrDanger> Ircers don't have job, abortion
09:42:00 <milk> are you in a cubicle?
09:42:00 <Abortion> I guess
09:42:00 <Abortion> I have two partition walls in front of me and a wall behind me
09:42:00 <Adonis> i've whipped it out here at my new work place
09:42:00 <Adonis> just to say that I have
09:42:00 <Abortion> Um, well said
09:43:00 <MrDanger> How often does the topic arise, Aaron?
09:43:00 <Adonis> this is the second time since being here for 3 months
09:44:00 <MrDanger> My boss is in Perth so I have an office to myself
09:44:00 <Adonis> yeah I have the entire floor to myself for about 2 hours a day
09:46:00 <MrDanger> I was just leaning back in my chair as I typed that and some lady came in and asked if I was enjoying having the office to myself
09:46:00 <Abortion> "I was until you came along"
09:46:00 <MrDanger> Exactly
09:46:00 <Adonis> hahaha
09:47:00 <MrDanger> She just popped back in and said hey Aaron it's not for me, but ate you single?
09:47:00 <MrDanger> I said no and she said aww ok too bad
09:48:00 <Abortion> "My daughter is quite pretty" "You should marry her" "have lots of grandchildren"
09:48:00 <Adonis> hahha damn
09:51:00 <MrDanger> It was for a cute Irish girl, damn
09:51:00 <MrDanger> This one vagina for life thing sucks
10:21:00 <Adonis> yeahhh
10:21:00 <Adonis> know dem feelz
10:22:00 <thestig> feelsbadman
10:23:00 <MrDanger> Yup
10:24:00 <MrDanger> My gf is going to Sri Lanka for 2 weeks
10:24:00 <MrDanger> Bachelor pad
10:25:00 <Adonis> yewww
10:25:00 <Adonis> i saw on fb my missus is staying at her friends place in 2 weekends time for a night
10:25:00 <Adonis> so coke and strippers at mine
10:25:00 <MrDanger> Winner
10:26:00 <MrDanger> Although the strippers would probably want some coke
10:26:00 <MrDanger> So just coke, no strippers
10:26:00 <faux> lol
10:26:00 <Adonis> nahhh I've gone through too much these past few weeks
10:26:00 <faux> bunch of animals
10:26:00 <Adonis> I've cut myself off atm
10:36:00 <MrDanger> Foxy faux
10:38:00 <Serenity> urgh
10:38:00 <faux> Hey
10:38:00 <MrDanger> What's cooking forks?
10:39:00 <faux> nada atm just watching some new Aussie show
10:39:00 <faux> procrastinating
10:39:00 <faux> How's the new job
10:39:00 <MrDanger> What show?
10:39:00 <faux> Glitch
10:39:00 <MrDanger> It's entertaining enough that I am here chatting with you
10:39:00 <faux> lol
10:40:00 <MrDanger> Glitch you say, what's it about?
10:40:00 <faux> i wish i got paid to talk to me
10:40:00 <faux> Id be rich
10:40:00 <faux> 5 people come back from the dead
10:40:00 <MrDanger> Oh haha
10:40:00 <faux> pretty interesting
10:40:00 <MrDanger> Like the other 5 shows about that
10:41:00 <faux> Only 6 eps out so far. Interested to sre where they go with it
10:41:00 <MrDanger> The returned etc
10:41:00 <faux> Lol i dont eatch any shows like that. I usually hate aussie shows too
10:41:00 <MrDanger> Originally a french show I think
10:41:00 <faux> But this seems ok cos theyre bogan as fuck and its funny
10:42:00 <MrDanger> Abc yeah?
10:42:00 <faux> CAN U ANSWER THE DOOR I GOTTA WEE
10:42:00 <faux> best line of the shoe
10:42:00 <faux> Yup abc
10:42:00 <faux> Show*
10:42:00 <MrDanger> I might check it out on the iviews
10:42:00 <faux> Woot
10:44:00 <faux> So hungry i had breakfast so early
10:44:00 <faux> gonna have an early lunch too methinks
10:45:00 <MrDanger> I had a sammich and my gf mustn't have washed the lettuce
10:46:00 <faux> Oh no
10:46:00 <faux> Did u find some crunchy surprises
10:46:00 <MrDanger> Coz my last bite was like eating dirt
10:46:00 <faux> Oh god
10:46:00 <MrDanger> Or sand
10:46:00 <faux> :'(
10:46:00 <MrDanger> Yeah it ruined it
10:46:00 <MrDanger> RUINED
10:46:00 <faux> Fire er
10:46:00 <faux> Her
10:47:00 <MrDanger> I'll send her to Sri Lanka tomorrow so she can learn a woman's place
10:49:00 <faux> lol
10:49:00 <faux> Fuck just broke a wine glass
10:49:00 <faux> Noooo
11:02:00 <thestig> bit early for drinking loll
11:10:00 <Serenity> faux is a lush
11:13:00 <faux> Im not drinking.. i was doing the dishes
11:14:00 <faux> Whats a lush
11:14:00 <faux> A lush head?
11:16:00 <faux> Ok
11:19:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Faux is lush ;)
11:20:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I assume thats a compliment
11:20:00 <Serenity> someone who drinks a lot
11:20:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Fucking indians... Sentenced two young girls to rape because of something their brother did.
11:21:00 <Serenity> :(
11:21:00 <Serenity> that is outrageous
11:21:00 <Serenity> and more so.. who will be raping them.. is that someones job? professional raper?
11:21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I would love to massacre the whole village who apparently supported the sentence
11:21:00 <faux> Uh
11:21:00 <faux> Ridic
11:21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> They march them naked through town and then anyone has a go
11:21:00 <Serenity> thats so fucked
11:22:00 <Serenity> the fact anyone would ...
11:22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ikr :/ one is 15.. The other 23
11:22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> At least they are in hiding
11:23:00 <faux> Etf
11:23:00 <faux> Who the fuck comes up with these punishments
11:23:00 <faux> Sickos
11:24:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11057245_833278213453653_2930027054912036298_n.jpg?oh=508c99548950294948c7b3518e4e7860&oe=5679BB20
11:24:00 <faux> i put too mych fucking pepper on my omelette and now my mouth is on fire
11:24:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mr Bungle - My Ass Is On Fire.mp3 (8.92MB 160kbps Joint Stereo 7:47)
11:24:00 <Doodle> ^faux later
11:25:00 <faux> lol
11:25:00 <Doodle> was -4 this morn :(
11:25:00 <faux> Yum
11:25:00 <Doodle> lol piss off
11:25:00 <faux> Ok
11:25:00 <Doodle> :(
11:25:00 <faux> u can always warm up when its cold
11:26:00 <Doodle> u can always sit in front of aircon when its hot
11:26:00 <faux> I dont see how people can get cold if theyre indoor
11:26:00 <faux> S
11:26:00 <Doodle> lol
11:26:00 <Doodle> the cold
11:26:00 <Doodle> comes in from everywhere
11:26:00 <faux> dp u have cracks in ur house
11:26:00 <faux> lol
11:26:00 <Doodle> everyone does
11:26:00 <Doodle> its called ventilation
11:26:00 <ShadowLurker> our house is always cold
11:26:00 <Doodle> otherwise you'd die
11:26:00 <faux> Even if cold comes in u can always wear more clothes
11:26:00 <faux> I just dont get it
11:26:00 <ShadowLurker> but did you dieeeeeeee
11:26:00 <faux> Lol
11:26:00 <Doodle> and yes i have to weather rpoof my doors
11:26:00 <Doodle> proof
11:27:00 <ShadowLurker> i hate clothes
11:27:00 <ShadowLurker> the less on me the better
11:27:00 <Skirmish> Hmmmm omelette
11:27:00 <faux> was delish
11:27:00 <Skirmish> What was in it?
11:27:00 <Skirmish> I must make Kayla cook me one.
11:27:00 <Serenity> im kinda with faux lol
11:28:00 <faux> mushrooms cherry tomatoes and spinavh
11:28:00 <Serenity> hot i understand but not cold
11:28:00 <Skirmish> I dislike spinavh.
11:28:00 <faux> lol
11:28:00 <faux> Smd
11:28:00 <ShadowLurker> but naked under a blanket is great
11:28:00 <Doodle> me doing a u-turn outside Skirmish's house https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwRKM4SxhR4
11:28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: :o Views: 6 Uploader: ZenkiFc01 Uploaded: Aug 30, 2015 Duration: 0m24s Rating: N/A
11:28:00 <faux> even in summer i like the aircon on and the fan and getting under the blankie cos im freezing
11:28:00 <Serenity> summer time naked under a sheed is de best
11:28:00 <Serenity> sheet also
11:29:00 <faux> if its a tint bit hot i cant sleep
11:29:00 <ShadowLurker> yuh
11:29:00 <Doodle> its going to be the warmest here today its been in weeks
11:29:00 <Serenity> im excited for summer but dreading the bills
11:29:00 <Serenity> i wanna see how this ac works
11:29:00 <Skirmish> That's right you'd be getting the fuck out of there when I come out and flex and you realise you're in trouble.
11:29:00 <Doodle> lol sezz its the same with winter here
11:29:00 <Doodle> lol Skirmish
11:29:00 <faux> my winter bill came
11:29:00 <faux> $80
11:29:00 <faux> For the quarter. ..
11:29:00 <faux> lol
11:29:00 <Doodle> :/
11:30:00 <Skirmish> How loud is the music in your car compared to what ends up getting recorded?
11:30:00 <Doodle> my heater is on like 18 hours a day
11:30:00 <faux> The company rang me and asked if i own a fridge
11:30:00 <Serenity> thats how much we pay a week so our bill doesnt come back at like $900
11:30:00 <Doodle> not very loud, it just picks it up for some weird reason
11:30:00 <faux> my summer bill came $436
11:30:00 <faux> Fml
11:30:00 <Doodle> probably cos its a $20 dashcam
11:30:00 <Skirmish> I want to get a dash cam for the two cars but I am not a huge fan of everything that is said in the car being recorded. What if I am talking to random sluts! Kayla might see!
11:30:00 <Doodle> you can turn off the mic
11:31:00 <Skirmish> Win. I will do that. I want one that has the second cam for the back window too.
11:31:00 <Serenity> it sounds like that because those tiny mics cant handle low end sounds very well
11:31:00 <Serenity> eg your sub'
11:31:00 <Doodle> lol yeh
11:31:00 <Serenity> even expensive ones do it
11:31:00 <Doodle> i blasted nissan for taking mine down during a 'service'
11:31:00 <Doodle> dodgy cunts
11:32:00 <Doodle> 'its privacy policy' wtf
11:32:00 <Doodle> my privacy matters, not theirs
11:32:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I have heard of places refusing to work on cars if the dash cam is set up.
11:32:00 <Doodle> they can suck a fatty
11:32:00 <Serenity> also my tummy when all woozy watching thaat vid lol
11:32:00 <Serenity> screeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
11:33:00 <Skirmish> Probably don't want you to see how little they really do for the money they charge.
11:33:00 <Doodle> lol why sezz
11:33:00 <Serenity> lol i dunno
11:33:00 <Doodle> they didnt even service it properly Skirmish
11:33:00 <Doodle> i had a 4 week argument with them
11:33:00 <Doodle> its going elsewhere
11:33:00 <Serenity> did you end up paying them
11:33:00 <Skirmish> So you didn't win or it is going elsewhere at their cost?
11:33:00 <Doodle> they did half the service, i paid for that
11:34:00 <Doodle> then quoted me like $700 to do the rest of it when i went apeshit
11:34:00 <Doodle> another dealer 45 mins away will do it for $300
11:34:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
11:34:00 <faux> hey ash
11:34:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like Nissan head office need to be aware that one of the dealerships that use their name is price gouging.
11:34:00 <Doodle> they are well aware
11:35:00 <Serenity> $700? rofll
11:35:00 <Serenity> they should be fucking doing it for free
11:35:00 <Doodle> yeah but they wont
11:35:00 <Doodle> so no point
11:35:00 <Serenity> of course not
11:36:00 <Skirmish> I drove a VF SV6 STORM for 3 days last week and I fell in love with it.
11:36:00 <Doodle> does your bf like it too
11:36:00 <Skirmish> I haven't bothered to ask him.
11:36:00 <Doodle> hehee
11:36:00 <Doodle> did you rip skids
11:36:00 <TheRiddler> send an email to their japanese department saying that aussie nissan brings much shame to their company
11:36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:36:00 <Doodle> ok
11:37:00 <Doodle> i'll just go learn japanese
11:37:00 <Doodle> brb
11:37:00 <Skirmish> I turned the vehicle stability controls off once or twice.
11:37:00 <Doodle> oooooooo
11:37:00 <Doodle> scarey darey
11:37:00 <TheRiddler> no need all japanese learn to read english
11:37:00 <Skirmish> I want the V8 version though.
11:37:00 <Serenity> rofll
11:37:00 <Doodle> i kinda want a 300c hemi
11:37:00 <Doodle> :/
11:37:00 <Skirmish> I nearly hired one of those but the price was stupid.
11:37:00 <Doodle> i will hate the interior tho
11:38:00 <Doodle> made out of plastic wrappers
11:38:00 <Skirmish> $260 for the commodore for 3 days and they wanted $380 for the 300C.
11:38:00 <Doodle> yeah cos the chrysler is better der
11:38:00 <Skirmish> I would actually question that after driving the VF.
11:38:00 <TheRiddler> is the new storm just a chrysler rebadged?
11:39:00 <Doodle> the chrysler has presence and a v8
11:39:00 <Skirmish> My uncles 300c would be better, but it's the SRT 6.1L model.
11:39:00 <Doodle> the commodore is what mums take their kids to school in
11:39:00 <TheRiddler> or is it holden's last manufactured line
11:39:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: Holden Australia's last hoorah.
11:39:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
11:39:00 <Doodle> good riddance
11:40:00 <Doodle> to baaaad rubbish
11:40:00 <faux> A new fantastic point of view
11:40:00 <Skirmish> It's a solid car. We drove to Narrabri and when Kayla was unpacking the car she realised we left our clothes for the funeral in Newcastle.
11:40:00 <faux> no one to tell us nooo
11:40:00 <TheRiddler> have you been watching disney movies faux
11:40:00 <Doodle> yeah its solid
11:40:00 <Doodle> like a brick dunny is solid
11:40:00 <Skirmish> So we drive another 6 hours to get them. All up 13 hours in it driving in one day. Was sweet.
11:40:00 <Doodle> but you wouldnt drive a brick dunny to narrabri
11:41:00 <faux> nah just listeninf to the playlist o spotify for like a month
11:41:00 <faux> lol
11:41:00 <faux> so theyre always stuck in my head
11:41:00 <faux> UNDER DE SEAAAA DARLING ITS BETTER DOWN WHERE ITS WETTER TAKE IT FRM MEEEEE
11:41:00 <Doodle> loooool
11:41:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
11:41:00 <Doodle> dat song
11:41:00 <Doodle> i hear it slowed down now
11:42:00 <TheRiddler> what's it sound like slowed down?
11:42:00 <Doodle> slow
11:42:00 <TheRiddler> .
11:42:00 <TheRiddler> nvm lol
11:42:00 <Serenity> rofl
11:42:00 <Doodle> i have a voice changer app and faux sends me clips
11:42:00 <Doodle> so i change them and send them back
11:42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:42:00 <faux> Lmaoo
11:43:00 <Serenity> fucking helll turbo is trying to sit on me
11:43:00 <faux> Its the best
11:43:00 <Serenity> its like being sat on my an elephant
11:43:00 <Serenity> by
11:43:00 <Doodle> haha
11:43:00 <Doodle> rooster tried to sit on my head this morning
11:43:00 <Doodle> to get under the covers
11:43:00 <faux> rooster is me bff
11:43:00 <Serenity> rofl that was homer last night
11:43:00 <Doodle> lol
11:43:00 <Doodle> fucker
11:43:00 <Doodle> he had cold ears
11:43:00 <Serenity> i dont think turbo realises how fucking big he is tho
11:43:00 <Doodle> and feet
11:44:00 <faux> I sing him songs and he contemplates suicide
11:44:00 <Doodle> loooool
11:44:00 <Doodle> my sister screeches at him
11:44:00 <faux> FOLLOW UR HEART ROOSTER
11:44:00 <Serenity> hes longer than my pillow so imagine if a pillow had legs and weighed as much as a cat
11:44:00 <Doodle> he hates her
11:44:00 <Serenity> trying to sit on you
11:44:00 <faux> Lmao he hates everyone
11:44:00 <Doodle> olawd
11:44:00 <TheRiddler> I am now waiting for the rent inspecter to come
11:44:00 <faux> Except me obv
11:44:00 <Doodle> obv
11:44:00 <Doodle> :P
11:44:00 <faux> Lmao
11:45:00 <TheRiddler> they now take pics
11:45:00 <faux> was prob tryinbto findme voice to scratch me eyes out
11:45:00 <Doodle> hahaha
11:45:00 <faux> really?
11:45:00 <faux> Mine didnt
11:45:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
11:45:00 <faux> she was in and out in 3 seconds
11:45:00 <faux> Hehehehehe
11:45:00 <Doodle> mine havent shown up in over 2 years
11:45:00 <faux> like doodle
11:45:00 <TheRiddler> because they updated their system
11:45:00 <Doodle> win
11:45:00 <Doodle> oi!
11:45:00 <Serenity> ours has always taken pics
11:45:00 <faux> lmao
11:45:00 <Doodle> then back in
11:45:00 <Serenity> on her shitty ipad that never works
11:45:00 <Doodle> for 3 hours
11:45:00 <TheRiddler> they use an ipad
11:45:00 <Doodle> racists
11:46:00 <faux> she walked in and said can u follow me
11:46:00 <faux> Im lik pk
11:46:00 <Serenity> she stands there for like 11 minutes every time waiting for it to work
11:46:00 <faux> And then shes like v nice that is all
11:46:00 <faux> ..
11:46:00 <faux> ok
11:46:00 <faux> f u bitch
11:46:00 <faux> Admire the cleanliness and eat out of my toilet
11:46:00 <Doodle> maybe i creep them out and thats why they never come anymore
11:46:00 <Doodle> :/
11:46:00 <faux> i hate her so much her voice is like death
11:47:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Weird Al - Do I Creep You Out.mp3 (3.82MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:10)
11:47:00 <faux> And she repears everything 5 times like i have downs
11:47:00 <TheRiddler> heavy smoker voice?
11:47:00 <faux> Noo
11:47:00 <Doodle> like juno from beetlejuice
11:47:00 <faux> Chewing gum voice
11:47:00 <Serenity> ahaah
11:47:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
11:47:00 <faux> She stretches every word out
11:47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
11:47:00 <faux> Oookaaaayyy
11:48:00 <faux> Vvveeerryy weeeellll theeeeeennnn
11:48:00 <faux> Repeat x 4
11:48:00 <faux> slut
11:48:00 <Doodle> dey not childreeeeen
11:48:00 <Doodle> dey little angelllllls
11:48:00 <Serenity> ours looks like a little witch and she looks hell mean
11:48:00 <TheRiddler> OOOKKAYYYY YEAHHHH
11:48:00 <Serenity> but shes the nicest one we've ever had
11:48:00 <faux> Lmao
11:48:00 <Serenity> she got us this place
11:48:00 <TheRiddler> WWHHAAATTTT
11:48:00 <Doodle> i forget what mine looks like
11:48:00 <Doodle> and my agent
11:48:00 <faux> lmao ash
11:48:00 <TheRiddler> now I'm thinking of lil jon
11:48:00 <TheRiddler> the rapper
11:49:00 <faux> Lmao
11:49:00 <Doodle> AYEAYAHHH
11:49:00 <faux> Doodle u prob impressed them so mch last time they said u never need an inspection again
11:49:00 <Serenity> theyre scared of that aladdin rug
11:49:00 <Doodle> lol they do say they never hear from me
11:49:00 <Doodle> and take 3 secs
11:49:00 <Doodle> i dont have it anymore sezz
11:49:00 <Serenity> they dont know that!
11:49:00 <faux> Got rid of t
11:49:00 <faux> Phew
11:49:00 <TheRiddler> did it try to fly away?
11:50:00 <Doodle> its in the garage awaiting a lube job
11:50:00 <faux> Lool
11:50:00 <Doodle> before i can take it out on the open road
11:50:00 <Serenity> i want to get awayyyyy
11:50:00 <Serenity> i wanna flyyyy awayyyy
11:50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away.mp3 (5.07MB 192kbps Stereo 3:41)
11:50:00 <Doodle> open sky
11:50:00 <Doodle> whatever
11:50:00 <TheRiddler> I need to fix the rug I'm using under my desk
11:51:00 <Doodle> did the semen eat through it
11:51:00 <Serenity> rofl
11:51:00 <TheRiddler> no
11:51:00 <ShadowLurker> ass juices
11:51:00 <Doodle> not yet
11:51:00 <Doodle> olawd
11:51:00 <Doodle> haha
11:51:00 <TheRiddler> it's just crooked
11:51:00 <Doodle> yeah i hated that
11:51:00 <Serenity> i hate that word
11:51:00 <Doodle> mine got all bent and wrinkled
11:51:00 <Serenity> crooked
11:51:00 <Doodle> and my rug
11:51:00 <ShadowLurker> getting ass juice errywhere
11:51:00 <TheRiddler> and there's bulges
11:51:00 <Doodle> yeh
11:51:00 <Doodle> hated that so it had to go
11:52:00 <MrDanger> Nissan were too dumb to hire me
11:52:00 <Doodle> they werent too dumb to hire me, i used to work for them
11:52:00 <MrDanger> Even though my reference was one of their managers
11:52:00 <TheRiddler> it's there to prevent the desk from ruining the carpet
11:52:00 <TheRiddler> should of just got 2 strips of carpet or such to put under it
11:53:00 <TheRiddler> or
11:53:00 <TheRiddler> something
11:54:00 <Skirmish> Things you should never say to your new wife. 'Ok honey, I agree to go on your shake diet with you to support you'. Fuck ... that ... shit. I am so desperate for some REAL food.
11:54:00 <Doodle> shake diet
11:54:00 <Doodle> does that involve shake weights? :D
11:54:00 <milk> she's living of fap jizz?
11:55:00 <milk> off
11:55:00 <Doodle> nothing more therapeutic than watching women use shake weights
11:55:00 <Doodle> for hours
11:55:00 <Doodle> and hours
11:55:00 <Serenity> rrrrrrrrrrofl shake weights
11:55:00 <Doodle> useless but they look awesome
11:55:00 <Doodle> jigglejigglejiggle
11:55:00 <TheRiddler> now cup the balls
11:55:00 <Doodle> lmao
11:56:00 <milk> I ain't ever getting married
11:56:00 <Doodle> me either, nobody will marry me
11:56:00 <Skirmish> Maurice will.
11:56:00 <milk> same
11:56:00 <Doodle> she already has a husband
11:56:00 <Doodle> she won't want 2
11:56:00 <Skirmish> She will leave the hubby and the kids behind for you Doodle.
11:57:00 <Doodle> oh in that case i'm all for it
11:57:00 <TheRiddler> some of the diet shakes are not bad
11:57:00 <Serenity> they would have to compare dicks
11:57:00 <milk> we can have an irc wedding
11:57:00 <Doodle> i'm not comparing dicks with Maurice's kids sezz
11:57:00 <TheRiddler> also they're meant to go with your meal
11:57:00 <Serenity> she'd leave the kids for sure but the dick size would be the decider
11:57:00 <Doodle> she's seen my dick so only she would know
11:58:00 <milk> Skirmish is your wife fat?
11:58:00 <Serenity> shakes are not meant to go with your meal. that would be like having two meals at once
11:58:00 <TheRiddler> that's what my shake tells me
11:58:00 <TheRiddler> stuff
11:58:00 <TheRiddler> I think it's to suppliment some of your meal
11:59:00 <TheRiddler> not all
11:59:00 <Skirmish> milk: Like a lot of women, my wife belives she can fight getting older. These shakes are her latest step.
11:59:00 <Serenity> well theyre not shake diet shakes then lol
11:59:00 <Doodle> i have a special shake your wife can supplement her meal with Skirmish
11:59:00 <Doodle> :D
11:59:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: These shakes are meal replacements. So you have a 250ml shake, no meal. I hate it.
11:59:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
12:00:00 <Serenity> herbalife or isogenix?
12:00:00 <Skirmish> She got them from ALDI because they got a 5 star CANSTAR rating.
12:00:00 <Abortion> lol
12:00:00 <TheRiddler> there's so many shake diet drinks
12:00:00 <Doodle> and theyre all useless
12:00:00 <Serenity> whats the point in having shakes with a meal rofl
12:00:00 <Doodle> just eat food properly dick
12:00:00 <Serenity> just eat your meal
12:00:00 <Doodle> exercise
12:00:00 <milk> you lose weight on the dole
12:00:00 <Abortion> I bought a pack once, after I had wisdom teeth removed and eating food was hard
12:01:00 <TheRiddler> just get her a protein shake
12:01:00 <Doodle> dont waste money on bullshit fads that were proven useless in the 80s
12:01:00 <Doodle> brb hula hooping
12:01:00 <faux> lol
12:01:00 <faux> Lmao
12:01:00 <Serenity> well it depends how you use it
12:01:00 <faux> shakes are shit
12:01:00 <Serenity> even though i hate herbalife my friends sister lost 40 kilos and shes kept it off for like 3 years
12:01:00 <TheRiddler> atleast protein shakes work
12:01:00 <Serenity> good for her
12:01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:01:00 <Skirmish> It depends what you do when you stop using the shakes.
12:02:00 <Serenity> thts exactly right
12:02:00 <Serenity> if yu go straight back to shoving whole cheesecakes in your throat youre gonna get fat again
12:02:00 <Skirmish> lol
12:02:00 <Abortion> mmm cheesecake
12:02:00 <milk> some women give up caring about their weight once married
12:02:00 <Skirmish> OM NOM NOM NOM CHEEEEEESECAAAAAAKE
12:02:00 <Serenity> i could go a cheesecake right now
12:02:00 <Serenity> a whole one
12:03:00 <TheRiddler> Skirmish just has to wait then
12:03:00 <TheRiddler> or weight
12:03:00 <Abortion> I could do with a wife
12:03:00 <TheRiddler> :P
12:03:00 <Skirmish> milk: My wife is only 30, I think she has a few years yet before she submits to getting old and gives up.
12:03:00 <Abortion> but oh well
12:03:00 <Abortion> having turned 26 today, its like gravity
12:03:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Happy birthday!
12:03:00 <Abortion> its not gonna stop
12:03:00 <Serenity> happy birthday old guy
12:04:00 <Abortion> thanks
12:04:00 <milk> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_un4SKl1mygU/Sn4Cx4l7uMI/AAAAAAAACNI/BbXCJ2ELRlU/s400/fat_woman_on_scooter_31238072543+-+2.jpg
12:04:00 <Abortion> lol milk
12:04:00 <milk> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/23/article-0-11E1DE5B000005DC-95_634x539.jpg
12:04:00 <TheRiddler> happy birthday
12:05:00 <Abortion> cheers
12:06:00 <milk> hippo b'day
12:07:00 <Abortion> one day, one day I will ride a gopher
12:07:00 <fawks> gopher it
12:07:00 <fawks> heheehheehe
12:08:00 <fawks> oh its your birthday
12:08:00 <Doodle> lolol
12:08:00 <fawks> hpy bdy
12:08:00 <Doodle> I GET IT
12:08:00 <fawks> lol ily doodlde
12:08:00 <Doodle> heheee
12:08:00 <fawks> -d
12:08:00 <TheRiddler> that's very punny
12:08:00 <Doodle> <3
12:08:00 <fawks> <3
12:08:00 <fawks> nowun understandz me
12:08:00 <Doodle> doodldeeeee
12:08:00 <Doodle> doodldummm
12:08:00 <fawks> mean girls uote #453
12:08:00 <fawks> q
12:10:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/s526x395/11940720_1197774660240119_1817593243102866321_n.png?oh=8bb5e79f5685a01062bbbce0c1fef3fa&oe=56632393
12:10:00 <fawks> lol
12:12:00 <Doodle> must be car washing day today
12:12:00 <Doodle> i feel it in me waters
12:12:00 <fawks> hey Dugnuts
12:12:00 <Dugnuts> sup
12:12:00 <Doodle> should probably wash mums while i am at it
12:12:00 <fawks> 'isnt every day car washin day doodle
12:13:00 <Doodle> no
12:13:00 <Doodle> lol
12:13:00 <fawks> lies
12:13:00 <Doodle> despite what you may think
12:13:00 <Doodle> :P
12:13:00 <Dugnuts> im a bit crook
12:13:00 <Dugnuts> no sleep
12:13:00 <Doodle> we know
12:13:00 <Doodle> oh
12:13:00 <Dugnuts> :/
12:13:00 <Doodle> bummer
12:13:00 <Dugnuts> indeed
12:13:00 <fawks> pls no
12:13:00 <Doodle> have you tried drinking yourself to sleep
12:13:00 <Dugnuts> well that wouldnt help me get to work
12:13:00 <Dugnuts> with a hangover
12:13:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Smoke weed
12:14:00 <Doodle> ^
12:14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> 24/7
12:14:00 <Doodle> errydayyy
12:14:00 <fawks> gross
12:14:00 <Doodle> lol
12:14:00 <fawks> drink tea.
12:14:00 <Dugnuts> i can get tested at any moment
12:14:00 <Doodle> tea wont get you high
12:14:00 <Doodle> oh
12:14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Carry a container of clean piss at all times
12:14:00 <Dugnuts> for some reason they dont like air traffic controllers to be on drugs
12:14:00 <Dugnuts> dunno why
12:14:00 <Doodle> i know i do ashleighxtrinity
12:14:00 <Dugnuts> eww
12:14:00 <Doodle> i shelve it
12:14:00 <fawks> around his neck
12:15:00 <Doodle> its a 2l bottle
12:15:00 <Dugnuts> i might go get a steak sammich from the local fish and chip place for lunch
12:15:00 <Serenity> far outtt
12:16:00 <Serenity> trying to diet here and you go and say shit like that
12:16:00 <Doodle> ok its a 1.25 i'm not that flexible
12:16:00 <Dugnuts> oh ok
12:16:00 <Doodle> i'm trying to help sezz
12:16:00 <Dugnuts> im going go go get some 'healthy tofu crap'
12:16:00 <Dugnuts> tastes like ass
12:16:00 <Dugnuts> but good for me
12:16:00 <Serenity> ty
12:17:00 <Dugnuts> btw thats code for steak sammich
12:17:00 <Serenity> haha
12:17:00 <Dugnuts> i will never
12:17:00 <Serenity> ill be on salads and water for the next 15 years
12:17:00 <Dugnuts> ever go get tofu
12:17:00 <Dugnuts> anything
12:17:00 <Dugnuts> meh
12:17:00 <Serenity> tofu is foul
12:17:00 <Dugnuts> do more exercise
12:17:00 <Dugnuts> then you can eat more
12:17:00 <fawks> hng
12:17:00 <Dugnuts> exercise may suck
12:18:00 <Dugnuts> but its better than eating healthy crap all the time
12:18:00 <Dugnuts> :P
12:18:00 <Serenity> im aware of how it works lol
12:18:00 <Serenity> but you cant exercise just so you can eat shit
12:18:00 <Serenity> well i cant
12:18:00 <Dugnuts> steak burger isnt shit
12:18:00 <Dugnuts> its steak!
12:18:00 <Dugnuts> :D
12:18:00 <Dugnuts> its not like its deepfried
12:19:00 <Serenity> id have the steak by its self
12:19:00 <Serenity> with a yooge salad
12:19:00 <Dugnuts> besides
12:19:00 <Dugnuts> im feeling sick
12:19:00 <Dugnuts> and i want a steak sammich
12:19:00 <Serenity> have 2
12:19:00 <Doodle> tubesteak
12:19:00 <Serenity> one for me
12:19:00 <Dugnuts> they are too big for too
12:19:00 <Dugnuts> two
12:19:00 <Dugnuts> its crazy $7
12:20:00 <Dugnuts> and so filling
12:20:00 <Serenity> fuck perth and its expensive food
12:20:00 <Dugnuts> dont worry
12:20:00 <Dugnuts> i'll be moving to cairns soon
12:20:00 <Dugnuts> at the end of the year
12:20:00 <Dugnuts> even more spensive than perth
12:20:00 <Serenity> why 4
12:20:00 <Dugnuts> coz thats where ive been assigned
12:20:00 <Serenity> oh i see
12:20:00 <Dugnuts> im in melb training
12:20:00 <Dugnuts> when you sign the contract you agree to go wherever they need you
12:21:00 <Doodle> iraq?
12:21:00 <Dugnuts> what no
12:21:00 <Doodle> you said wherever!
12:21:00 <MrDanger> Afghanistan?
12:21:00 <Dugnuts> wherever they need me
12:21:00 <Dugnuts> its an australian thing
12:21:00 <Dugnuts> im not going overseas
12:21:00 <Doodle> oh
12:22:00 <Dugnuts> the defence force has its own air traffic controllers
12:22:00 <MrDanger> So Syria then?
12:22:00 <Dugnuts> i work for airservices australia
12:22:00 <Doodle> i meant as a domestic atc
12:22:00 <Abortion> sounds alright
12:22:00 <Abortion> I wouldn't mind moving around, just so long as I had aircon when I need to sleep
12:22:00 <Doodle> you'd have to direct one flight a day for baghdad
12:22:00 <faux> in his little tower in the sky
12:22:00 <Dugnuts> surprisingly my company only runs the australian air traffic control system
12:23:00 <Dugnuts> service
12:23:00 <Dugnuts> blah
12:23:00 <Dugnuts> see this is what no sleep does to me
12:23:00 <Dugnuts> suppose i should put some jeans on
12:23:00 <Dugnuts> its not good to go out in trackies
12:23:00 <Doodle> i'm going to stand in a glass box while water pours directly over me from a pipe in the wall
12:23:00 <Doodle> bblzzz
12:23:00 <MrDanger> I am waiting for the lunch truck
12:23:00 <faux> https://youtu.be/NTH3QiPVaH4
12:23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Sleep Chakra Meditation Music: Heart Chakra Meditation Balancing & Healing, Sleep Meditation Music Views: 854,561 Uploader: NuMeditationMusic Uploaded: Feb 26, 2015 Duration: 549m9s Rating: 4.73
12:23:00 <MrDanger> So I can get horrible food
12:23:00 <faux> I listened to this all night
12:24:00 <faux> It helpedme sleep
12:24:00 <faux> Try it
12:24:00 <Dugnuts> hell no
12:24:00 <MrDanger> Nah I'm trying not to sleep on my desk
12:24:00 <Dugnuts> that stuff drives me up the wall
12:25:00 <Serenity> ive got the itchiest fucking nipple wtf
12:25:00 <Dugnuts> its coz i have a fever and crap
12:25:00 <Clarkson> you so sexy
12:25:00 <MrDanger> I forgot my work laptop this morning so I don't have the program I need to do stuff
12:25:00 <MrDanger> So I'm fully chillinh
12:26:00 <MrDanger> My boss-boss-boss just came in and talked to me, pretty sure he could see I've done nothing
12:26:00 <MrDanger> So lazy
12:27:00 <MrDanger> I have way too much responsibility
12:27:00 <MrDanger> Faux you should do stuff for me
12:28:00 <faux> Ill be right
12:28:00 <faux> Tysm
12:29:00 <MrDanger> Weak
12:30:00 <MrDanger> Weaker
12:30:00 <Skirmish> Egg roll for lunch I think. Fuck this shake bullshit.
12:30:00 <Abortion> egg rorr
12:31:00 <Skirmish> Mashed egg, mayo and chives. So good.
12:32:00 <Serenity> yum
12:35:00 <MrDanger> I'm gunna find the dirtiest looking thing in the lunch truck
12:35:00 <MrDanger> And devour it.
12:37:00 <MrDanger> Lol
12:38:00 <MrDanger> Anyone know wormald or ADT security?
12:38:00 <MrDanger> Or exalgard
12:58:00 <faux> Weee
13:01:00 <MrDanger> Yay
13:03:00 <faux> Just went for a luffleee walk
13:03:00 <faux> Is it nap time yet
13:06:00 <Dugnuts> you missed naptime!
13:06:00 <Dugnuts> you were out walking
13:10:00 <katatonic_kate01_> peeps n freaks
13:17:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/3p7U6.jpg nsfw
13:17:00 <TheRiddler> holy nipple batman
13:17:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew
13:18:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01_
13:18:00 <Mew> hay
13:18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> why hello
13:18:00 <TheRiddler> what's doin?
13:18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ah…… chilling
13:18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> doing a bit of uni stuff
13:18:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yadda
13:18:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
13:18:00 <TheRiddler> cool
13:19:00 <katatonic_kate01_> you guys?
13:19:00 <TheRiddler> I'm waiting for the rent inspecter
13:19:00 <TheRiddler> inspector*
13:22:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
13:25:00 <katatonic_kate01_> https://www.facebook.com/Effenhautemama79/videos/10202743750380477/?fref=nf
13:27:00 <Serenity> dude he hasnt been here for years fuck off with that shit
13:28:00 <Serenity> god kate lol
13:28:00 <Serenity> the bagpipes are horrendous
13:32:00 <magicaux> That is the shit iBiZa
13:32:00 <magicaux> right there
13:32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I was mildly aroused
13:32:00 <katatonic_kate01_> by the bag pipes dude lol
13:33:00 <magicaux> How small can that penis get
13:33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I don't need to know that
13:33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> NEXT
13:34:00 <magicaux> wipes the cum on his shirt
13:35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> as above
13:40:00 <frayedknot> another one!
13:40:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Mua ha ha
13:45:00 <Lumeah2> your penis magicaux?
13:45:00 <Lumeah2> hi frayedknot
13:46:00 <frayedknot> hi Lumeah2
13:46:00 <frayedknot> how are you?
13:46:00 <magicaux> my name isnt aaron but its my penis
13:46:00 <Lumeah2> yeah ok.
13:46:00 <Lumeah2> riggghhhtttt
13:47:00 <magicaux> nah leeeefffftttt
13:47:00 <MrDanger> Poop
13:48:00 <magicaux> next time you take a shit
13:48:00 <magicaux> record the sound ya shit makes
13:48:00 <Clarkson> dylan tried to shove his cock up my ass once
13:48:00 <doctor> I use coffee as a means to get my bowels moving but today it doesn't seem to be working. Drugs are very bad
13:48:00 <magicaux> as it comes out of your poo hole
13:48:00 <ShadowLurker> what the fuck is wrong with you cunts
13:48:00 <magicaux> dis cunt
13:48:00 <ShadowLurker> srsly what is your major malfunction
13:49:00 <MrDanger> So many people think I am the Webcam masturbator
13:49:00 <doctor> Life turns the good into crazy
13:49:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
13:49:00 <Mew> im pretty sure we've all been the webcam masturbator at some point
13:49:00 <Mew> b honest
13:50:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ah no - never
13:50:00 <ShadowLurker> neither
13:50:00 <doctor> Yeah a few times, in the hope that someone would 'steal' it and share it to the world
13:50:00 <doctor> but alas, no. I'm not interesting enough to be hated
13:50:00 <Mew> one day doctor
13:50:00 <katatonic_kate01_> I'll just watch spasmodically
13:50:00 <MrDanger> Mew, are you saying there is footage of you available?
13:50:00 <magicaux> hehe
13:50:00 <MrDanger> And I was referring to that specific video
13:51:00 <Mew> i doubt it
13:51:00 <magicaux> so its true
13:51:00 <MrDanger> Because we are both aarons
13:51:00 <Mew> if there was it would be illegal lol
13:51:00 <magicaux> where to find this video
13:52:00 <magicaux> Mew.does.webcam.avi
13:52:00 <MrDanger> What happened to all the naked ladies on irc?
13:52:00 <ShadowLurker> mashpotato likes to lick nutsacks
13:52:00 <MrDanger> Damn snaphat
13:53:00 <Mew> "young brunette webcam slut" 118739 results
13:53:00 <MrDanger> Snapchat *
13:53:00 <Mew> get siftin
13:53:00 <ShadowLurker> "young brunette webcam slut severed monkey paw" 1 result
13:53:00 <ShadowLurker> found it
13:54:00 <Mew> you've gotta improvise at that age
13:55:00 <ShadowLurker> cos its too embarassing to go to the adult store right
13:55:00 <MrDanger> Surfie chickens
13:55:00 <magicaux> ShadowLurker what sort6 of nutsacks do you lick?
13:55:00 <Mew> i think the adult stores were 18+
13:55:00 <ShadowLurker> you tell me
13:56:00 <doctor> sex stores are only frequented by curious teenagers with fake ids, the rest of us just use the internet
13:57:00 <Serenity> ^
13:57:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
13:57:00 <ShadowLurker> i go to the local adultshop store
13:57:00 <ShadowLurker> its interesting
13:58:00 <Mew> looking at the latex pyramid
13:58:00 <Mew> "hmmmm interesting"
13:59:00 <Serenity> i go to laugh at the giant dongs
13:59:00 <ShadowLurker> some of them are ridic
13:59:00 <ShadowLurker> then you see it on youporn
13:59:00 <Serenity> 'americas greatest challenge'
13:59:00 <Serenity> haha
13:59:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
13:59:00 <ShadowLurker> bigger than my leg
14:03:00 <ShadowLurker> woo my 3d printer just arrived
14:06:00 <Serenity> is it coming here or staying there
14:06:00 <katatonic_kate01_> poo what are you going to make?
14:06:00 <katatonic_kate01_> OOO**
14:06:00 <katatonic_kate01_> not poo :P
14:07:00 <ShadowLurker> im taking it home
14:07:00 <Serenity> i wish i had more of my salad
14:07:00 <ShadowLurker> im gunna make all the things
14:08:00 <Mew> print a dong
14:11:00 <katatonic_kate01_> totes!
14:18:00 <Serenity> unlimited dong supply
14:18:00 <Serenity> ace
14:19:00 <milk> print a gf
14:20:00 <ShadowLurker> lol print a dong
14:22:00 <MrDanger> What type shadow lurker?
14:22:00 <MrDanger> 3d printer, not dong
14:22:00 <Serenity> sure
14:23:00 <Serenity> you want to know wht dongs he has
14:24:00 <MrDanger> I want a different job
14:24:00 <MrDanger> It hasn't even been a month
14:24:00 <MrDanger> Lulz
14:24:00 <Serenity> why is your name spelled like that its making me nervous
14:24:00 <Serenity> its normally all lower case
14:24:00 <MrDanger> Yeah I dont recall
14:25:00 <MrDanger> I'm on my phone, could have something to do with it
14:25:00 <Serenity> oh
14:25:00 <Serenity> could be
14:38:00 <ShadowLurker> http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/231301357105-0-1/s-l1000.jpg
14:38:00 <ShadowLurker> thats it there
14:38:00 <ShadowLurker> its so pretty
14:42:00 <Serenity> ooo
14:58:00 <aaroniusfunk> I hear adelaide on fire
14:58:00 <Mew> im watching it burn from the comfort of my island
14:59:00 <Adonis> I'm watching narcos
14:59:00 <aaroniusfunk> I was in Adelaide 2 weeks ago
15:00:00 <Serenity> there was a thing on the radio this morning saying this years fire season is gonna be full on
15:00:00 <Serenity> from like perth all the way around the south coast up to vic
15:01:00 <Doodle> they say that every year
15:01:00 <Serenity> yes well i dont know about you lot but we've had extra rain this year
15:02:00 <Doodle> nah we've had a dry winter
15:02:00 <Serenity> so the fuel is about 4x more than what it normally is
15:02:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Cool 3d printer ShadowLurker
15:02:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Print me some things
15:02:00 <Serenity> the rain here has been ridic
15:03:00 <Serenity> well its probably normal rainfall tbh but we're not in a drought anymore
15:07:00 <British^Meat> #_I_survived_the_great_Fire_Of_Adelaide_2015
15:07:00 <Serenity> and then maurice tripped over because her knickers were around her ankles
15:07:00 <Maurice> Thats lies
15:07:00 <Maurice> What knickers
15:08:00 <Serenity> hahah
15:08:00 <aaroniusfunk> Busted on my phoneeeee
15:09:00 <aaroniusfunk> Just chilling out playing Sim city and like 4 managers walk in
15:09:00 <aaroniusfunk> I'm busy engineering processes! Pfft
15:10:00 <Serenity> are you trying to get fired?
15:10:00 <aaroniusfunk> Hah
15:10:00 <aaroniusfunk> Nah I'm all good
15:10:00 <aaroniusfunk> I did enough work yesterday to cover me for a week
15:11:00 <Serenity> lol
15:11:00 <aaroniusfunk> I'll just email one thing a day to my boss
15:11:00 <aaroniusfunk> S-m-r-t
15:12:00 <aaroniusfunk> I'm the only process guy in Australia
15:13:00 <aaroniusfunk> So as long as I have something to show them every week they won't know if I suck or not
15:17:00 <aaroniusfunk> I think I've done about 15 mins work today
15:17:00 <Serenity> lol
15:18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol aaroniusfunk we share similar work ethics
15:18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I do fk all
15:19:00 <aaroniusfunk> As long as other people can't tell you're sweet
15:19:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/picturemagazine/videos/vb.119997518036178/906642312705024/?type=2&theater
15:35:00 <ShadowLurker> looool fuckin cunt
16:15:00 <TheRon> Shadowgate: is one funny bastard
16:20:00 <Doodle> 420
16:20:00 <TheRon> it is!
16:20:00 <Doodle> just finished washing the car
16:20:00 <TheRon> lit one up?
16:20:00 <Doodle> timing
16:20:00 <Doodle> almost
16:33:00 <TheRon> annie are ok, are you ok annie
16:39:00 <TheRon> jennifer lopez songs are so easy to write, they hardly take any talent at all
16:42:00 <TheRon> oh long johnson!
16:44:00 <Serenity> written many songs for jlo then?
16:44:00 <TheRon> nacho flavoured kisses
17:08:00 <TheRon> get outta my dreams, get into my car
17:22:00 <Abortion> I've been missin' your strawberry kisses
17:22:00 <Abortion> one hit wonder lol
17:24:00 <TheRon> the tears of a clown, when there's no one around
17:35:00 <faux> Im blac chyna irl
17:36:00 <TheRon> i'm boonie irl
17:38:00 <TheRon> boonie broke the tinnie record on the plane trip from sydney to london
17:38:00 <TheRon> dougie walters would've broken it but they ran out of beer so he had to switch to scotch
17:39:00 <faux> Nfi what youre saying
17:39:00 <TheRon> excellent
17:42:00 <Serenity> cricket
17:43:00 <TheRon> yes!
17:44:00 <TheRon> sweet dreams are made of this
17:50:00 <TheRon> i heard it through the grapevine not much longer would you be mine
17:52:00 <Lumeah2> you gonna stick to one song or what?
17:53:00 <TheRon> nnup
17:54:00 <TheRon> i just called to say i love you
17:54:00 <TheRon> i just called to say i care
17:59:00 <TheRon> it started with a kiss, never thought it would come to this
18:00:00 <Lumeah2> cuz i miss u from the bottom of my heart
18:00:00 <Lumeah2> next
18:00:00 <TheRon> hot chocolate
18:01:00 <Lumeah2> how about a song called my boss is a cunt
18:02:00 <TheRon> asshole?
18:02:00 <Lumeah2> bitch from hell
18:02:00 <TheRon> bitch?
18:02:00 <Lumeah2> uhuh
18:03:00 <Lumeah2> manipulative lying cow.. needs to be condemned
18:03:00 <Lumeah2> straight jacket time
18:03:00 <TheRon> slip some lazettes into her twa
18:03:00 <TheRon> tea
18:03:00 <TheRon> laxettes
18:05:00 <TheRon> wilson pickett - in the midnight hour
18:07:00 <Lumeah2> tenerife sea- ed sheeran
18:07:00 <Lumeah2> pong.
18:07:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiii
18:07:00 <Lumeah2> hard to miss your nic mate.
18:07:00 <TheRon> [[[[[pong]]]]]: !
18:08:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesssss
18:08:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong beeen writing it on tram stops
18:09:00 <TheRon> what becomes of the broken hearted?
18:10:00 <nate> they move to kiwi land get drunk and have fights
18:11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pWejAnLUQ
18:11:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Slice of Heaven - Dave Dobbyn Views: 1,447,314 Uploader: KiwiGhost Uploaded: Mar 20, 2007 Duration: 4m11s Rating: 4.86
18:11:00 <TheRon> listen bitch, get me my dinner or i'll hit you with my big fist
18:11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong hald kiwi
18:12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> half
18:12:00 <TheRon> barry white - i can't enough of your love
18:18:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW8jgqjJ73g
18:18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Penny McLean - Lady Bump 1975 Views: 518,499 Uploader: fritz51357 Uploaded: Aug 8, 2010 Duration: 3m23s Rating: 4.79
18:20:00 <TheRon> lettttt's, let's stay together
18:22:00 <TheRon> whether times are good happy or sad
18:26:00 <TheRon> do you love me, now that i can dance
18:26:00 <TheRon> i can mash potato, i can do the twist
18:28:00 <TheRon> war
18:28:00 <TheRon> huh yeah, what is it good for
18:29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> when pong was 5 pong went on fatcat show
18:29:00 <TheRon> trauma from the cat with no pants?
18:30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong like fatcat
18:30:00 <TheRon> i like miss jane
18:33:00 <TheRon> baby baby baby where did our love go
18:36:00 <TheRon> i'll be there with a love that will shelter you
18:38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u love pong?
18:38:00 <dematerialised> i tolerate pong because he is unique
18:38:00 <TheRon> wouldn't go that far
18:39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> gransma say pong special she shoe pong how to use computer
18:40:00 <TheRon> boney m - rasputin
18:43:00 <couleurs> oi simby did u preorder ps5 yet?
18:50:00 <TheRon> simba is currently giving himself a really good seeing to
18:50:00 <couleurs> thank u
18:50:00 <couleurs> go da dees
18:51:00 <nate> cant say no to cc's
18:51:00 <TheRon> BvB!
18:52:00 <TheRon> ra ra rasputin lover of the russian queen
18:52:00 <faux> tqsm
18:53:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong gets chubby over bony m
18:53:00 <TheRon> don't we all
18:53:00 <TheRon> boney m is unerrated
18:53:00 <TheRon> underrated
18:55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yes pong come over we listen to bony m records
18:55:00 <TheRon> why not
18:56:00 <TheRon> rick astley?
18:56:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yes he good 2
18:58:00 <simba> got the new batman game preordered bro got 2 copies incase i get famous n become a writer n have 2 take one round hotels with me huhu
18:59:00 <TheRon> batman's a scientist?
19:01:00 <couleurs> huhuhu
19:01:00 <TheRon> on the rivers of babylon.......
19:03:00 <Lumeah> where we set down
19:04:00 <ooomp> a basket full of chocolates
19:05:00 <simba> ive got a loverly bunch of coconuts
19:06:00 <ooomp> Plenty of coconut milk
19:06:00 <TheRon> she's crazy like a fool, wipe out dady cool
19:08:00 <ooomp> simba+YCN=bliss
19:11:00 <faux> Lmaoo
19:12:00 <faux> Wipe out daddy cool
19:12:00 <faux> What
19:12:00 <dematerialised> good morning
19:13:00 <ooomp> Afternoon
19:14:00 <couleurs> tgif
19:15:00 <simba> lol
19:15:00 <simba> YCN: the addiction
19:15:00 <simba> starring ooomp as the addict
19:16:00 <ooomp> Hardly
19:16:00 <ooomp> Not here long enough
19:16:00 <simba> denial
19:16:00 <simba> the first step to salvation
19:16:00 <simba> starring ooomp
19:16:00 <ooomp> More lies
19:18:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/adnanjanuzaj/status/638375601389314048
19:19:00 <couleurs> da faq is dis shite
19:20:00 <Doodle> looks like a child holding a soccer shirt
19:20:00 <simba> u got janny jaz
19:20:00 <simba> whyd u do that
19:21:00 <couleurs> idk he's ok but number 9 r u kid me he should be 20 or some thing
19:21:00 <ooomp> Doodle, does your cat do this https://i.imgur.com/tBFBVOi.jpg
19:22:00 <simba> bvb back in bazujaj
19:22:00 <couleurs> he will probably develop good cos man utd suk diks
19:22:00 <Doodle> no i dont have scales
19:22:00 <simba> de mancify him then buy him
19:22:00 <ooomp> Please buy some and report back
19:22:00 <couleurs> he only 20 still?
19:22:00 <Doodle> k
19:23:00 <couleurs> y he got striker number idgi did they not print the other 9
19:23:00 <couleurs> 99999
19:23:00 <couleurs> 66666
19:24:00 <simba> cos 420 was taken by sir blaz-a-lot xD
19:24:00 <simba> jakub blazekowsk20
19:24:00 <couleurs> xDDDD
19:24:00 <couleurs> he injured or some thing idk
19:24:00 <couleurs> so is grobenkraute
19:24:00 <couleurs> and ginters
19:24:00 <couleurs> etc
19:24:00 <simba> i saw wider fella on the bench is another guy the main guy now
19:24:00 <couleurs> new kid weigl is good
19:25:00 <couleurs> he only 18
19:25:00 <couleurs> oldest bvb playa is old gk
19:25:00 <couleurs> new 1 rox
19:25:00 <couleurs> 2 romans!!!
19:25:00 <couleurs> from roma
19:25:00 <simba> Position: Defensives Mittelfeld
19:25:00 <simba> deutschland owns
19:26:00 <couleurs> did u c de gea drama
19:26:00 <couleurs> they fucked it up
19:27:00 <couleurs> https://twitter.com/TheAnalysisVids/status/638471931738607617
19:27:00 <couleurs> fuken owned
19:28:00 <couleurs> vidal is shite
19:28:00 <simba> i saw some bs
19:28:00 <couleurs> schweiny 2 vidal lol
19:28:00 <couleurs> da faq
19:29:00 <simba> even joe allen knows what 2 do there #tikitaka #swanseafutebol
19:29:00 <simba> that just makes juve n bayern worse
19:29:00 <couleurs> roma beat juve 2-1
19:30:00 <couleurs> roma new powahaus
19:30:00 <couleurs> dzeko already scored
19:30:00 <couleurs> roma are the bvb of italien
19:30:00 <simba> hes way 2 good 4 italy
19:31:00 <simba> roma 4 chempiens
19:31:00 <couleurs> probably end up top scorer lol
19:31:00 <couleurs> immobile!!!!!
19:31:00 <couleurs> 4829 goles in serie a... 4 in bundy
19:31:00 <couleurs> SOLD
19:32:00 <couleurs> some weird transfers
19:33:00 <simba> costa 4 bayern is a mad kent
19:33:00 <simba> we loan markovic and get no 1 in
19:33:00 <simba> were so F****d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:51:00 <couleurs> hehe
19:51:00 <couleurs> ya costa owns
19:52:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11891212_1685939798095739_7499605699508216483_n.png?oh=846e9fda96c6483ce164f9e38a776451&oe=56813904
19:52:00 <couleurs> agreed.
19:54:00 <simba> she looks like shes turning into an alien
19:57:00 <dematerialised> her bum looks like she cant poop and its just filling her bum with poop
19:58:00 <faux> Shes the wprst dressed pregnant human on earth
19:58:00 <simba> we sound like womans weekly
19:59:00 <faux> aka blackdevil
20:01:00 <simba> <BlackDevil> Man, 69, dies on drug 'Weed', ODing on 'Dominos'
20:06:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/HYWQP.jpg
20:07:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/SOCR4GR.jpg
20:22:00 <faux> ehehe
20:22:00 <faux> me irl http://imgur.com/o2WJ34w
20:23:00 <dematerialised> lo
20:23:00 <dematerialised> l
20:23:00 <faux> lo
20:23:00 <faux> l
20:23:00 <dematerialised> reward good behaviour
20:29:00 <couleurs> idgi grammys r 4 being a slut not 4 homework
20:29:00 <couleurs> #owned
20:32:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/wu5iAgJ65dA
20:32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Miley Cyrus - Dooo It! Views: 1,423,271 Uploader: Miley Cyrus Uploaded: Aug 31, 2015 Duration: 4m27s Rating: 3.11
20:32:00 <couleurs> my new jam idgaf 420
20:37:00 <faux> Bit rude couleurs
20:37:00 <faux> ru callin me a slut
20:37:00 <faux> bash ya irl
20:38:00 <couleurs> don't be rediculous balky
20:38:00 <Dugnuts> nah, we're pickin on you coz you are mouri
20:38:00 <Serenity> rofll @ dug
20:41:00 <faux> lmao
20:46:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NRsPDhyHrc
20:46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: THE LION KING RISES: (Original) Dark Knight Rises Trailer Parody Views: 3,814,757 Uploader: Brad Hansen Uploaded: Dec 31, 2011 Duration: 2m3s Rating: 4.95
20:46:00 <couleurs> fkn epic mang!!!!!!!!
20:49:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKh_rUsipRw
20:49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Kanye West Makes His Stand-Up Comedy Debut Views: 16,689 Uploader: David Elmaleh Uploaded: Aug 31, 2015 Duration: 1m56s Rating: 3.73
20:49:00 <couleurs> lmaooooooooooo
20:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
20:51:00 <Kynetic> sup kate
20:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah…not much
20:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> @ work
20:52:00 <simba> theres a storm coming simba
20:52:00 <couleurs> nintendo nx storm
20:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://diply.com/inked-mag/cake-batter-eggs/175969 <--- this is the stupidest idea I've ever seen in my fucking life
20:53:00 <faux> Wtf
20:53:00 <faux> Can kanye fuck off
20:53:00 <Clarkson> thestig: whats this ? faggot shit ?
20:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> why the fuck would you put cake mix in a fucking egg
20:53:00 <Clarkson> Guest = kike in denial
20:54:00 <Kynetic> kanye is too busy fucking kim kardashian to fuck off
20:57:00 <TheRiddler> he must love doing her from behind
20:57:00 <TheRiddler> with dat ass
20:57:00 <Clarkson> they aren't boring as fuck
20:57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:59:00 <couleurs> fish pants of ball aire
20:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> u
20:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> m
20:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdo
21:02:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/nJmFq.jpg for faux
21:03:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
21:03:00 <faux> Lol
21:04:00 <nerdygirl> heya
21:05:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/Pt3UM.jpg
21:06:00 <TheRiddler> here's som nails
21:06:00 <TheRiddler> +e
21:08:00 <SpanishGuy12> Hi Lumeah
21:08:00 <Picard> evening
21:09:00 <couleurs> https://vid.me/WiCi
21:09:00 <couleurs> the world is doomed
21:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> the world is a vampire
21:10:00 <couleurs> --- washing machine prumpkins
21:10:00 <Loof> pull out your crooked teeth, you'll be perfect just like meee
21:11:00 <TheRiddler> scary
21:11:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
21:11:00 <couleurs> wrong lyrics dumbass
21:11:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooool faux
21:11:00 <Doodle> the hippo
21:11:00 <faux> Huh
21:11:00 <faux> Oh rofl
21:12:00 <faux> Me irl
21:12:00 <Doodle> ahaha
21:12:00 <Picard> wb faux
21:12:00 <faux> Thx PP
21:13:00 <Doodle> pp longsdocking
21:13:00 <faux> Pink Potato
21:13:00 <Picard> yes lover
21:13:00 <faux> Donr
21:13:00 <faux> Dont
21:13:00 <Picard> too late, its done
21:14:00 <Picard> our secret is out
21:14:00 <faux> Shut your type hole
21:14:00 <nate> hi Picard, beautiful!
21:14:00 <Picard> nate u sexy thing
21:14:00 <nate> yes in the dark
21:14:00 <nate> ;D~
21:15:00 <faux> Used to be a fukn pineapple
21:15:00 <Picard> oh so modest
21:15:00 <couleurs> lol
21:16:00 <nate> pineapples are sweet
21:16:00 <nate> ahhh
21:17:00 <couleurs> So Am I ;)
21:18:00 <couleurs> -- Student
21:18:00 <Picard> u are sweet
21:22:00 <Lucifer> omg, i haven't been on here for so long :/ hi whoever is awake....
21:23:00 <dematerialised> lol what is with people joining and being all like "omg been so long"
21:23:00 <Lucifer> =/
21:23:00 <Lucifer> -shrugs-
21:23:00 <Lucifer> idk
21:23:00 <Lucifer> :s
21:23:00 <dematerialised> its a recent trend
21:23:00 <dematerialised> hi anyway :)
21:24:00 <Lucifer> ;p
21:24:00 <faux> Annoying turds
21:24:00 <Lucifer> ^_^
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/how-to-tuck?utm_source=vicefbanz
21:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> some peeps may need this
21:25:00 <Lucifer> asif
21:25:00 <Maurice> Remember when this channel had 1.5 million users
21:25:00 <Maurice> Needed to be The Flash to read it
21:25:00 <dematerialised> back in the day
21:26:00 <Lucifer> i don't know why,what made me click that url.
21:27:00 <Picard> no one cares
21:28:00 <Picard> 1.5 millons lol
21:28:00 <TheRiddler> go back to school
21:29:00 <TheRiddler> oh wait you'd molest the kids
21:29:00 <simba> remember when picard had 1.5 million hairs on his head that was when he was 13 then he turned 14 n droped out n started smoking n fighting in cock fights n LOSING lol lost all his hair n BOOM
21:29:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
21:29:00 <Picard> lol simbi
21:30:00 <Serenity> lord
21:32:00 <couleurs> lolol
21:32:00 <Taco> ur not even my real dad
21:33:00 <faux> lmao
21:35:00 <Serenity> weeks go by and i forget pieter exists then something pops up and ita like.. far out.. why
21:37:00 <simba> its like me mario
21:37:00 <simba> ita*
21:37:00 <simba> shitttttttt
21:38:00 <Taco> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11987142_10204207204489530_6774451083770033783_n.jpg?oh=6f2be817123d633457acf8886f195878&oe=56706712
21:38:00 <couleurs> i'm ur real mom
21:39:00 <Serenity> its a meee gangreno
21:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need over 9000 pain killers
21:40:00 <couleurs> --- amsy
21:41:00 <mR> i beleive thier should be a thc ciggerette that dont get you stoned but unlike tobacco makes u more relaxed
21:41:00 <couleurs> Nice Cock.
21:41:00 <couleurs> --- Skirmish
21:49:00 <couleurs> How About No
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