// #melbourne — 2015-09-24
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00:00:00 <ShadowLurker> cos you dont really love me
00:00:00 <ShadowLurker> you just keep me
00:00:00 <ShadowLurker> hanging on
00:01:00 <doctor> get out!
00:07:00 <GhostDick3000> http://i.imgur.com/GktHHxx.png
00:41:00 <screws> hows it going guys
00:42:00 <GhostDick3000> how how r u
00:42:00 <screws> im alright i guess
00:42:00 <screws> been better
00:43:00 <GhostDick3000> whats the problem officer
00:43:00 <screws> well im not officer
00:44:00 <screws> yeh just had a bit of a crazy week high highs low lows
00:44:00 <GhostDick3000> ah life
00:44:00 <GhostDick3000> good at that
00:45:00 <screws> said a royally stupid joke to this girl
00:46:00 <GhostDick3000> was it about her butt
00:49:00 <screws> howd you know
00:49:00 <amelia> butt of course
00:50:00 <screws> heh lol.
00:50:00 <amelia> do you feel like you've hit rock bottom
00:50:00 <screws> is amelia a girl in irl (can never tell on this system)
00:50:00 <amelia> did you make an ass of yourself
00:50:00 <screws> 8,1youre highlighting the issue
00:50:00 <amelia> i can go all night
00:51:00 <screws> i dont see no colours
00:51:00 <amelia> ahahah
00:51:00 <amelia> 12,11boo
00:51:00 <screws> so i said to this girl
00:51:00 <screws> i was at her party the other day
00:52:00 <screws> then were just chit chattin bout it the next day on fb.
00:52:00 <screws> then im like "oh btw sorry i couldnt go into the spa with you at the end with mel, had to go home and do the dishes"
00:52:00 <British^Meat> NEXT
00:54:00 <screws> amelia do you actually go to the gym
00:54:00 <British^Meat> did she ask u into the spa
00:54:00 <amelia> ye
00:54:00 <British^Meat> ?
00:54:00 <British^Meat> I dont get the dishes thing
00:55:00 <screws> it was so retarded
00:55:00 <British^Meat> She a cutie?
00:55:00 <screws> fuck yeh
00:55:00 <British^Meat> can you supply a picture so we can critique her?
00:58:00 <screws> pm
00:59:00 <screws> 13,1 WHERE DO YOU GO
00:59:00 <screws> 13,1 MY LOVELY
00:59:00 <British^Meat> I approve
00:59:00 <amelia> 11,12i wanna know
00:59:00 <amelia> show me too
01:00:00 <screws> lol you knew that not only i was singing a song but what song that was
01:00:00 <screws> can someone explain to me how i can get a girl like that
01:01:00 <amelia> aw ye she cute
01:01:00 <amelia> Tip #1. When she asks you to join her in the spa you do it
01:01:00 <Serenity> ask her if you can bring the dishes into the spa
01:02:00 <screws> she never asked but anyway, fair point Serenity
01:02:00 <screws> will keep it in mind
01:03:00 <amelia> Tip #2. Tell her this joke: What kind of bees make milk? booBEES
01:03:00 <Serenity> lol
01:03:00 <amelia> aaaaahaahha boobees it gets me every time
01:04:00 <screws> haha not bad...
01:05:00 <amelia> thats all i got
01:05:00 <screws> FAIR ENOUGH
01:06:00 <screws> what about
01:06:00 <screws> if itold you you had a good body would you hold it against me
01:09:00 <amelia> gay as aids
01:09:00 <Mew> why are you playing hard to get when you're already hard to want? - guarenteed success
01:09:00 <GhostDick3000> you speak english like a cow
01:11:00 <screws> hrm
01:11:00 <screws> hard to want
01:19:00 <screws> hrm
01:21:00 <thestig> SCREWSSS
01:29:00 <screws> thestig
01:30:00 <thestig> why you wana cheat on your girl?
01:32:00 <screws> wow something got lost in the translation
01:32:00 <screws> i have no girl to cheat on
01:33:00 <Mew> lmao so literal
01:34:00 <screws> dont really understand.
01:34:00 <thestig> sounds like a movie title to me
01:34:00 <thestig> hi mew
01:34:00 <Mew> hey stiglet
01:35:00 <screws> hi mew btw.
01:36:00 <Mew> oh hey
01:37:00 <screws> i thought you ceased ur irc exsistence
01:38:00 <Mew> nah im still around
01:39:00 <screws> cool.
01:39:00 <screws> well hey.
01:39:00 <Mew> ice cold m8
01:39:00 <screws> whos cold
01:40:00 <screws> well sorry
01:41:00 <screws> ok i think im just about done. good catching up
01:52:00 <GhostDick3000> my groin smells like vomit
02:00:00 <amsy> yuck...
06:38:00 <[Maverick]> Morning
06:41:00 <faux> Hi
06:48:00 <[Maverick]> Hows you
15:38:00 <dematerialised> yeah bro
15:43:00 <dematerialised> someone go get lunch for me
15:43:00 <dematerialised> thans
15:44:00 <dematerialised> ks
15:44:00 <dematerialised> skkkkskxkkkskxskxk
15:45:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11224261_464301160415886_1390553786565415653_n.jpg?oh=b516c61545f180b97c26f2ae16c62151&oe=56AAB164
15:46:00 <dematerialised> good troll
15:46:00 <dematerialised> but childish
15:46:00 <Doodle> ye
15:46:00 <Doodle> i lold
15:46:00 <Abortion> I also grinned
15:47:00 <Abortion> Apparently being fully plastic sealed isn't good enough
15:48:00 <Doodle> yeah everyone knows mystical porkness can get through plastic
15:48:00 <Doodle> praise allah
15:49:00 <Serenity> i think its stupid
15:49:00 <TheRon> is the pork coshure?
15:50:00 <Abortion> Jews don't eat pork either
15:51:00 <Abortion> can't be Kosher
15:52:00 <Doodle> why cant muslims just buy their meat from the everybody section
15:53:00 <Doodle> you know the section catholics, jews, buddhists, zoroastrians buy theirs from
15:53:00 <Abortion> The supermarket?
15:53:00 <Abortion> I bet lots of them doo
15:53:00 <Abortion> *do
15:53:00 <Abortion> its just fundies
15:53:00 <Abortion> fundies are always fucking dumb
15:53:00 <Clarkson> im gonna fucking sip it until i feel it and sink it till its done
15:54:00 <Doodle> black people spent years trying not to be segregated but these darkies want it back
15:54:00 <Doodle> i hope we get whites only driving lanes soon
15:54:00 <TheRon> whiskey in the jarro?
15:54:00 <Abortion> Christian Fundies and Jewish Fundies are just as batshit
15:55:00 <Doodle> the problem is theyre all religious so by definition batshit already
15:55:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
15:55:00 <Abortion> Was talking to this lady on IRC once in a fundy jew community and they weren't allowed to use the internet. She had a contraband phone she was IRCing from
15:55:00 <TheRon> south park, ginger cow?
15:55:00 <Abortion> saying how she wants to cheat on her husband
15:55:00 <Abortion> or was it that she already had
15:55:00 <Abortion> yeah I think she had
15:56:00 <Abortion> well, assuming the whole thing wasn't a story
15:56:00 <Abortion> I'd believe it
15:57:00 <Abortion> when it comes to poes law, truth is stranger than fiction
15:57:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74h6jKJtGRk
15:57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: South Park - Van Halen means Peace Views: 172,444 Uploader: ruin roadie Uploaded: Nov 12, 2013 Duration: 2m11s Rating: 4.94
15:58:00 <Abortion> damn I don't think I've seen this episode
15:59:00 <Abortion> lol I like how it has to say its fair use
16:13:00 <doctor> I'm a very religious person and I find that comment extremely offensive
16:15:00 <doctor> I'm writing a letter to the owner of this channel right now asking that they remove and further negative commentry towards our beloved lord Satan
16:20:00 <faux> For theriddler http://imgur.com/pgH03w9
16:21:00 <TheRon> indeed
16:23:00 <zaim> is TheRiddler from tasmania or something?
16:23:00 <TheRon> or south australia?
16:24:00 <zaim> south australians are the tasmanians that cant swim
16:26:00 <Abortion> :(
16:26:00 <Abortion> I can swim
16:28:00 <TheRon> wanna know the best part of going to adelaide
16:28:00 <TheRon> the highway home
16:39:00 <dematerialised> [14:24:21] <+zaim> south australians are the tasmanians that cant swim
16:39:00 <dematerialised> perfect
16:48:00 <TheRon> gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight
16:50:00 <TheRon> doodle 420 in south australia
16:50:00 <Abortion> that it is
16:50:00 <TheRon> lit up?
16:50:00 <Abortion> no
16:50:00 <Abortion> I don't
16:50:00 <Abortion> Also I'm at work
16:51:00 <TheRon> all the more reason surely
16:51:00 <Abortion> don't think that'd go down well
16:51:00 <Abortion> in the office
16:52:00 <TheRon> what if you had enough for everybody?
16:53:00 <Abortion> Well see, there is a problem with working in the same place as your father
16:53:00 <TheRon> damn!
17:14:00 <faux> Whats for dins
17:14:00 <dematerialised> a whopper
17:14:00 <faux> I stillchave to try one of those one dag
17:15:00 <faux> Day
17:15:00 <TheRon> a whopper, that's what she said
17:15:00 <TheRiddler> whopper with cheese
17:15:00 <TheRiddler> I have no idea what I'm having for dinner
17:16:00 <dematerialised> i really want nachos though
17:16:00 <TheRiddler> I'll be in town till around 5:30
17:16:00 <TheRiddler> so I wont be cooking
17:16:00 <dematerialised> like, i could buy some food and make it myself
17:16:00 <TheRon> cheese toasties i think
17:16:00 <dematerialised> but effort
17:16:00 <Serenity> god
17:16:00 <Serenity> i want a whopper so bad
17:16:00 <TheRiddler> inb4 amelia says take away again!
17:17:00 <TheRon> ladies always say they want a whopper
17:17:00 <TheRiddler> I'd like a whopper too
17:17:00 <Serenity> ty but no ty
17:18:00 <dematerialised> all that meat
17:18:00 <dematerialised> and cheese
17:18:00 <faux> i might make some lambski
17:18:00 <faux> I has chops
17:18:00 <dematerialised> nom
17:18:00 <Serenity> ill probably have some form of grilled chicken
17:19:00 <TheRiddler> with chilli lime sauce
17:20:00 <TheRiddler> no?
17:20:00 <faux> ew chilli
17:20:00 <TheRiddler> chilli lime is not that hot
17:20:00 <faux> i dont like any hot
17:20:00 <dematerialised> oooer actually
17:20:00 <dematerialised> i could do nandos
17:20:00 <Serenity> i honestly dont get why people like nandos so much
17:20:00 <faux> Might as well guzzle petrol and swallow a match
17:21:00 <dematerialised> i honestly dont get why people like your face so much
17:21:00 <ShadowLurker> nandos is grossly overpriced
17:21:00 <faux> Nandos is yum but its overpriced and overrated
17:21:00 <Serenity> well they dont so ha to you
17:21:00 <TheRiddler> tex mex
17:21:00 <Serenity> you rude bint
17:21:00 <faux> Ya
17:21:00 <dematerialised> moist bint
17:21:00 <ShadowLurker> you want good spicy chicken go to charcos in thornlie
17:21:00 <ShadowLurker> best portugese ive ever had
17:21:00 <Serenity> last time we went the chips were soggy the chicken was dry and my lemon and herb burnt my fucking mouth off
17:22:00 <Clarkson> I mean I have nothing against lesbians, but I like sex
17:22:00 <Serenity> gross
17:22:00 <TheRiddler> charcoal chicken
17:22:00 <TheRiddler> mmmm
17:22:00 <faux> ok clarkson
17:22:00 <Clarkson> [13:15:55] have u ever taken a second think i hate cunts like u?
17:22:00 <faux> o
17:22:00 <faux> bit rude m8
17:22:00 <Serenity> fuck the chicken at charcos get the ribs
17:22:00 <Serenity> hnngg
17:22:00 <TheRiddler> I miss lemon chicken don
17:23:00 <dematerialised> don chicken
17:23:00 <dematerialised> coop mafia
17:23:00 <faux> My neighbour gave me some chocolate today
17:23:00 <faux> :'(
17:23:00 <dematerialised> nom
17:23:00 <faux> Malteasers teasers and a bounty bar
17:24:00 <dematerialised> double nom
17:24:00 <ShadowLurker> im so hangry right now
17:24:00 <faux> one servig of the malteasers bar has 20g of sugar lol
17:24:00 <faux> Need 2 have half
17:24:00 <dematerialised> i'll eat the rest for you
17:24:00 <faux> Noway pls
17:24:00 <faux> Ill just eat it tomoz
17:25:00 <Serenity> i tried to go n the treddy but couldnt =/ i think im legit sick
17:26:00 <dematerialised> its your body purging all the toxins
17:26:00 <Serenity> no that was weeks ago
17:26:00 <Serenity> im sick
17:26:00 <dematerialised> no im a doctor
17:26:00 <dematerialised> and i am right
17:26:00 <dematerialised> dont argue with me
17:26:00 <faux> I remember when i completely changed my diet
17:26:00 <faux> My shits were disgusting
17:27:00 <Serenity> i get headaches and cramps n just feel lousy in the begining
17:27:00 <Serenity> that happened ages ago though
17:28:00 <Serenity> stupid ShadowLurker sharing his sickness
17:28:00 <faux> I actually got worried
17:28:00 <faux> I went docs
17:29:00 <faux> Hes like its normal lol
17:29:00 <faux> phew
17:30:00 <Serenity> yeah makes you think if it does that while you're 'detoxing' whats it doing to your body in general
17:30:00 <Serenity> bit of a worry
17:31:00 <Abortion> detoxing is a worry
17:31:00 <Abortion> its not based on anything really
17:31:00 <Abortion> Eating healthy is not detoxing, its eating healthy btw
17:31:00 <TheRon> detoxing means no beer for a bit, that ain't gonna happen
17:31:00 <faux> Yeah i agree abortion
17:32:00 <Serenity> well if you eat nothing but shit like sugar caffiene and junk that are proven to be addictive to some people and then you stop. your body detoxes from it
17:32:00 <faux> somwthing about a girl
17:32:00 <Serenity> just like it would cigarettes or alcohol
17:32:00 <faux> --- invizzi
17:32:00 <invizzi> i quit smoking
17:33:00 <faux> I quit blowing dudes
17:33:00 <faux> dick detox
17:33:00 <Abortion> I think you're conflating detoxing with a return to normal operation. Detoxing is something people who have no critical analysis abilities pay lots of money for sham services
17:33:00 <invizzi> when?
17:33:00 <Serenity> well no its what they have used as the term
17:34:00 <faux> Idk i cant remember the last time i sucked a mean dick
17:34:00 <Abortion> Who has?
17:34:00 <Abortion> Dieticians?
17:34:00 <invizzi> must have knocked you out
17:34:00 <Serenity> 'sham services' took the term its not exclusive to that
17:34:00 <Abortion> Hmm ok
17:34:00 <faux> Shamwow
17:34:00 <TheRon> i wonder if blokes just come up with the blowjob just to stop women from speaking
17:35:00 <invizzi> shazam
17:35:00 <Abortion> Nah, I reckon its all about the kneeling
17:35:00 <Serenity> your body detoxes from drugs when you stop them. it detoxes from caffeine when you stop, it can detox from bad food when you stop
17:35:00 <faux> Who says u need to stop soeakingw
17:35:00 <faux> I recite shakespeare
17:35:00 <TheRon> can't speak with your mouth full
17:35:00 <invizzi> they could talk into the urethra and it will come out the mans mouth
17:36:00 <TheRiddler> it was best of times it was the blurst of times
17:36:00 <invizzi> like an instrument
17:36:00 <faux> You can its just rude
17:36:00 <faux> Loool invizzi
17:36:00 <TheRiddler> stupid monkeys!
17:36:00 <Abortion> Oh simpsons
17:36:00 <Abortion> a quote for every occasion
17:36:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHSw89y9dzk
17:36:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Full Frontal Fabio's love tips Views: 67,703 Uploader: fullfrontalguy Uploaded: Jun 3, 2007 Duration: 3m43s Rating: 4.86
17:37:00 <Serenity> faux can you come and vacuum
17:37:00 <Serenity> ty
17:37:00 <faux> No thanks
17:37:00 <faux> i did two loads of washng today and mopped thats my work for the day
17:37:00 <Serenity> fine if i die its your fault
17:37:00 <Doodle> i did 2 loads too
17:38:00 <faux> Dont be gross
17:38:00 <faux> Theres ladies present
17:38:00 <invizzi> i am alot like fabio
17:38:00 <Serenity> yeah TheRon will get upset
17:39:00 <TheRon> ruining it for everybody
17:40:00 <faux> Alright im gonna go make dins
17:40:00 <faux> Adios amigos
17:41:00 <TheRon> fabio put's me in tears everytime
17:41:00 <invizzi> lol
17:41:00 <invizzi> i used to piss myself as a kid
17:42:00 <TheRon> the dance and the monkey gets me
17:42:00 <invizzi> the last bit made me laugh, the way pronounce 'to you'
17:44:00 <TheRon> OOT ME!
17:44:00 <TheRon> ROOT ME!
17:45:00 <invizzi> "saying these things toe yawoo"
17:54:00 <TheRon> i hurt myself today, to see if i still feel
17:55:00 <TheRon> i will let you down, i will make you hurt
18:09:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!
18:14:00 <TheRon> bVb
19:02:00 <Dugnuts> heh
19:29:00 <couleurs> bbl x facter
19:37:00 <couleurs> j/k
19:38:00 <amsy> phew
19:38:00 <couleurs> hi amsy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:38:00 <amsy> haha hi cc !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:38:00 <amsy> nice pics is that u with the fly suit?
19:39:00 <couleurs> yea
19:39:00 <couleurs> czech chec of chelsea sponsered by adides
19:40:00 <amsy> cool
19:40:00 <couleurs> bit sleepy n u
19:40:00 <amsy> bit sore
19:40:00 <couleurs> HehEHehehehH
19:42:00 <couleurs> went 2 pick up gfs car before... 'hi sir which car is yours?' 'erm da bright pink 1 with hotbich plates' 'oh... ok'
19:42:00 <couleurs> #owned
19:43:00 <Doodle> my ex has ms1600 plates on her datto
19:43:00 <couleurs> Hot.
19:43:00 <Doodle> i used to drive it and be in touch with my feminine side
19:44:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11999043_1125031357524411_6237364146062694727_n.jpg?oh=a75de31ce16d227dc170e1769609332e&oe=56942D5C&__gda__=1453571319_bbe41b69e473b3413b7cd0655d5338d5
19:44:00 <Doodle> heheee
19:44:00 <couleurs> and now you just dabble in curtains like a super stud
19:45:00 <Doodle> ye
19:45:00 <partay> Doodle and his pelmits
19:46:00 <Doodle> thats not what they called them in court
19:48:00 <partay> Doodle i need to spend some money what should i buy ?
19:48:00 <Doodle> acres of spandex
19:48:00 <partay> already a closet full
19:49:00 <Doodle> hectares of spandex
19:50:00 <partay> or a real doll
19:50:00 <partay> for a 3some
19:54:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQwYNca4iog
19:54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Every Grunt from Home Improvement Views: 399,481 Uploader: koonjam Uploaded: Jun 15, 2013 Duration: 14m37s Rating: 4.94
19:58:00 <under> couleurs: :-)
19:58:00 <couleurs> hi under
20:00:00 <under> sup bro
20:02:00 <amsy> lmao cool vid
20:03:00 <thestig> hi amsy <3
20:04:00 <partay> My 10 yr old sitting behind me " Can someone help me kill these bitches" while playing Destiny
20:04:00 <couleurs> under: https://cdn.streamable.com/video/webm/9k7j.webm
20:04:00 <under> whats that
20:04:00 <under> i'm at the office
20:04:00 <partay> its safe
20:05:00 <couleurs> lewandowski 5 goles
20:05:00 <couleurs> best video on the internet right now
20:05:00 <partay> his last one was epic
20:05:00 <couleurs> gole of da year probebly
20:05:00 <partay> 5 goals in 9 minutes
20:08:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:08:00 <amsy> hey stiggy :)
20:10:00 <Lumeah> partay:... corgtfo
20:11:00 <partay> Lumeah just gtfo
20:11:00 <under> couleurs: incredible
20:11:00 <Lumeah> i won't be impressed then huh?
20:13:00 <couleurs> <couleurs> my bvb shirt going up in value 500% rite now
20:13:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
20:19:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrum7lC6O5g
20:19:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Woman’s 20-Year-Old Cyst Finally Gets Popped Views: 1,432,716 Uploader: The Doctors Uploaded: Sep 17, 2015 Duration: 3m34s Rating: 2.49
20:19:00 <couleurs> bich growin' a brain!!!!!!!!!
20:23:00 <partay> lol goodbye
20:26:00 <frayedknot> evening
20:34:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/12006102_1771325352890516_3004151140304049619_n.jpg?oh=0c2897511fff276287fcdd3c84bbeb3b&oe=5691777F&__gda__=1452767732_c376f12f63fcde6ecda965f20bb11638
20:50:00 <couleurs> i got lil crackers!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:58:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/GqZXqg8.jpg
20:58:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/GqZXqg8.jpg
21:00:00 <doctor> might buy some of that for myself
21:00:00 <couleurs> me 2
21:00:00 <doctor> might buy some of that for myself
21:00:00 <couleurs> me 2
21:01:00 <doctor> lets share and watch the white snow storm marathon on TV
21:01:00 <doctor> lets share and watch the white snow storm marathon on TV
21:03:00 <couleurs> WoO-HoO
21:03:00 <couleurs> WoO-HoO
21:05:00 <xm> u r a lil cracker
21:09:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TR4iBC_iaw
21:09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Traffic incident in Bray/Maidenhead 18.09.2015 Views: 63,600 Uploader: Brad Haverly Uploaded: Sep 22, 2015 Duration: 5m17s Rating: 4.75
21:09:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TR4iBC_iaw
21:09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Traffic incident in Bray/Maidenhead 18.09.2015 Views: 63,600 Uploader: Brad Haverly Uploaded: Sep 22, 2015 Duration: 5m17s Rating: 4.75
21:32:00 <faux> Hello. Ha ha ha.
21:33:00 <Doodle> omg its the count
21:33:00 <amsy> lol
21:33:00 <faux> ha ha
21:33:00 <faux> Cum
21:33:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/2BdYjnz.jpg
21:34:00 <Doodle> one little angel, ha ha ha
21:34:00 <amsy> whenever people type like that i always imagine them laughing with long pauses beyween the ha's
21:34:00 <amsy> between*
21:34:00 <faux> Yah
21:34:00 <Doodle> TWO little angels, ha ha ha
21:34:00 <Doodle> its ok i'm finished now
21:34:00 <faux> Its how i picture skirmish laughing irl
21:35:00 <amsy> lol
21:35:00 <Doodle> i laugh like a japanese schoolgirl irl
21:35:00 <amsy> wheres stiggy
21:35:00 <amsy> i need to ask him something
21:36:00 <Doodle> ihihihiihihihihi
21:36:00 <amsy> it has to do with you Doodle
21:36:00 <amsy> i dont know if stig has seen you though
21:36:00 <Doodle> what does
21:37:00 <Doodle> i'm not doing nudes anymore
21:37:00 <amsy> theres a character on a tv show that we both watch that kinda reminds me of you
21:37:00 <Doodle> oh gr8
21:37:00 <amsy> Aurelius the water boy on Plebs
21:37:00 <Doodle> he already sounds super dreamy
21:37:00 <amsy> hes funny
21:38:00 <amsy> the whole show kills me
21:38:00 <amsy> i recommend
21:38:00 <Doodle> are there any car chases
21:39:00 <amsy> mmm no
21:39:00 <amsy> theres an episode about charioteers?
21:39:00 <Doodle> are they like car sluts
21:40:00 <amsy> no
21:40:00 <amsy> just download it ok
21:40:00 <Doodle> you're not selling it very well
21:40:00 <amsy> i just said its hilarious
21:40:00 <amsy> thats all that needs to be said
21:41:00 <Doodle> i like sex scenes and car chases
21:41:00 <Clarkson> I know fuck all
21:41:00 <Doodle> even better if they're at the same time
21:41:00 <amsy> the whole show is about getting laid
21:41:00 <Doodle> does my character get laid?
21:41:00 <amsy> so he says
21:42:00 <amsy> lol
21:42:00 <Doodle> i dunno
21:42:00 <Doodle> the last person i trusted who told me to download something funny
21:42:00 <Doodle> made me download trailer park boys
21:42:00 <Doodle> which is hot garbage
21:43:00 <couleurs> next time don't lissen 2 mrwuf!!!!!!!!!!
21:43:00 <Doodle> i dont listen to that psycho
21:43:00 <Doodle> mrmumsbasement
21:44:00 <amsy> https://youtu.be/KRSgf5LgwD4
21:44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Plebs.....clip, funny Views: 5,428 Uploader: Steven Taylor Uploaded: Apr 2, 2013 Duration: 0m17s Rating: 5.00
21:44:00 <couleurs> well he told me to watch it and i said ok but didn't fkn owneddd
21:44:00 <Skirmish> How do I laugh?
21:44:00 <amsy> Ha Ha Ha
21:45:00 <Skirmish> oh ... like The Count off Sesame Street. HA HA HA HA TWO! HA HA HA HA!
21:45:00 <amsy> yes
21:45:00 <couleurs> i think i've seen 1 ep of plebs and 1 ep of the league but i don't remember them XXDDDD
21:49:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=136&v=pXorhy6NU4g
21:49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Jauz and Ephwurd - Rock The Party (Official Music Video) Views: 1,732,973 Uploader: Spinnin' Records Uploaded: Jul 17, 2015 Duration: 2m53s Rating: 4.80
21:51:00 <Serenity> [7:42pm] <Doodle> made me download trailer park boys
21:51:00 <Serenity> [7:43pm] <Doodle> which is hot garbage
21:52:00 <Serenity> im glad im not the only one who thinks so
21:52:00 <Doodle> oh god its fucking terrible
21:52:00 <Doodle> sonia told me to dl it
21:52:00 <Serenity> i think i saw 3/4 of an ep
21:52:00 <Serenity> absolute load of shit
21:52:00 <Doodle> i watched a whole season waiting for a joke
21:53:00 <Serenity> haha
21:53:00 <Serenity> just 1 would do
21:53:00 <Skirmish> I watched about 3/4 of an episode too on netflix and vowed to never waste my time on it again.
21:53:00 <Serenity> thats where i watched it Skirmish lol
21:53:00 <Serenity> saw it and thought oh ok everyone goes on about it ill watch
21:53:00 <Serenity> never again
21:55:00 <Skirmish> It's the kind of shit that people like Panda would love and treat it like a cult classic.
22:03:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/hoodvinesofficial/videos/971696622897632/ -- Please support Serenity in her new job. Fake tan is expensive.
22:04:00 <Serenity> excuse me
22:04:00 <Serenity> rude
22:04:00 <Skirmish> :P
22:05:00 <amelia> for a big girl she is actually very toned
22:06:00 <Skirmish> amelia: She's hot as!
22:06:00 <amelia> haha
22:07:00 <amelia> i wouldn't go that far
22:09:00 <faux> Lmaooooooooo
22:09:00 <faux> That video
22:09:00 <faux> also ew shane
22:09:00 <Skirmish> I like the girls with the curves.
22:10:00 <Doodle> thats not a girl
22:11:00 <faux> Lmao
22:11:00 <faux> Its a fridge with boobs
22:12:00 <Doodle> its a widebeest with tassels on
22:12:00 <faux> beest
22:12:00 <Doodle> *wildebeest
22:12:00 <Doodle> thats how it;s spelt
22:12:00 <Skirmish> says the single guy that lives with a cat. Like you can be picky bro.
22:12:00 <Doodle> lol wtf
22:12:00 <Doodle> ok
22:12:00 <Skirmish> :P
22:12:00 <Doodle> i can be picky
22:13:00 <amsy> thats why hes single and lives with a cat
22:13:00 <Doodle> ^
22:13:00 <Skirmish> I think you have passed the widely accepted point in time since your last sexual experience where you can call yourself a virgin again.
22:14:00 <Doodle> and when was that exactly
22:14:00 <Skirmish> I was being vague for a reason.
22:15:00 <amsy> yes lash out at someone for not having the same opinion
22:15:00 <Skirmish> There was no lash out. I was just stirring.
22:16:00 <amsy> mm yep
22:16:00 <faux> alright relax we dont all settle and have rose petals at our weddings
22:16:00 <Doodle> well
22:16:00 <Doodle> i feel enriched
22:16:00 <amsy> lol
22:16:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2OPOOSPOHU <---- this is clever.
22:16:00 <faux> Cannons*
22:16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Don Diablo feat. Maluca - My Window (Official Music Video) Views: 2,974,139 Uploader: Spinnin' Records Uploaded: Apr 13, 2015 Duration: 2m57s Rating: 4.92
22:16:00 <faux> sometimes i wonder where some people on here get their egos
22:17:00 <faux> its so weird
22:17:00 <Doodle> i got mine in a box of sultana bran
22:17:00 <Skirmish> A long history of being awesome.
22:17:00 <faux> according to who
22:17:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I hear theres an ego vending machine in frankston
22:17:00 <Doodle> mr kelloggs
22:17:00 <Skirmish> People that know me irl faux.
22:17:00 <faux> ew sultana bran is rank
22:17:00 <Doodle> it bloody well is not
22:17:00 <amsy> love some sultana bran
22:17:00 <amsy> me fav
22:17:00 <faux> it tastes like soggy anus
22:18:00 <Doodle> i have a huge box
22:18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Thats something someone rank would say Doodle
22:18:00 <Doodle> of it
22:18:00 <Doodle> in the cupboard
22:18:00 <faux> I dont
22:18:00 <faux> Im toight loik a toiger
22:18:00 <Doodle> what
22:18:00 <faux> oh
22:18:00 <Doodle> ashleighxtrinity?
22:18:00 <Skirmish> I caved and got Ethan Fruit Loops. His argument was 'once you look past the fact they could give me diabetus, they do taste good'.
22:18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ohay DoC
22:18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Doodle i mean
22:18:00 <Doodle> i'm confused :/
22:18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Nvm!
22:18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I type slow
22:18:00 <faux> im gay
22:18:00 <Clarkson> hate to shock ya but when ya lookin in the mirror n ya see tits n have no dick then ya pretty much shortlisted for other possibilities...
22:18:00 <faux> ok pieter
22:18:00 <Doodle> oh ok clarky
22:19:00 <Clarkson> ive always thought semen like encyclopaedia
22:19:00 <Doodle> thx
22:19:00 <amsy> lol
22:19:00 <Doodle> speaking of tits in the mirror i should have a shower
22:19:00 <faux> its so cold its amazing
22:19:00 <faux> i coukd go another shower
22:19:00 <Skirmish> lol delayed reaction to rose petal cannons. Why do you keep mentioning that as if it's a bad thing?
22:19:00 <faux> My showerhead is caling me
22:19:00 <Doodle> olawd
22:19:00 <faux> its hilarious
22:20:00 <Doodle> [22:19] <faux> My showerhead is caling me for showerhead
22:20:00 <faux> u were stinging out on alcohol but didnt mind getting rose petal cannons
22:20:00 <faux> ROSE PETAL CANNONS
22:20:00 <faux> Lollll
22:20:00 <faux> Its just funny
22:20:00 <Doodle> i'd aim them at your face
22:20:00 <amsy> i could shower all day if the hot water would last
22:20:00 <Doodle> BAM CONGRATS
22:20:00 <faux> Foooomp
22:20:00 <Skirmish> lol they don't even compare in price to a $1k bar tab!
22:20:00 <Doodle> same amsy
22:20:00 <faux> hahahahaha
22:21:00 <Doodle> $1k bar tab, tightass
22:21:00 <Doodle> my sister got married twice and still had more at both of her weddings
22:21:00 <Skirmish> Got money back. Was enough. I was trashed. Win/Win.
22:21:00 <faux> my showers last 10x longer now that i fogured out how to work the massage setting
22:21:00 <Doodle> oh god
22:21:00 <amsy> hahaha :7
22:21:00 <Doodle> pics
22:21:00 <faux> On my head n body u jerks
22:21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Haha faux
22:21:00 <Doodle> mmhmmm
22:21:00 <faux> lol
22:22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Theyre great for clits too
22:22:00 <amsy> woll smoth fogures out massage settong
22:22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ..
22:22:00 <Skirmish> well I have learnt my lesson for sure. If I ever get married again I will make sure faux is my wedding planner so I can avoid being mocked about it after the fact.
22:22:00 <Doodle> i have heard that
22:22:00 <faux> roflll bb
22:22:00 <Doodle> you know what else is great fro clits
22:22:00 <faux> Phew
22:22:00 <Doodle> fr
22:22:00 <Doodle> o
22:22:00 <Doodle> :/
22:22:00 <faux> fr
22:22:00 <Doodle> nm
22:22:00 <faux> O do
22:22:00 <faux> Frodo
22:22:00 <faux> ?
22:22:00 <Doodle> froget ot
22:22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> To and 'fro
22:22:00 <faux> Fahgeddaboutit
22:22:00 <Doodle> a bit o the old to and fro
22:23:00 <faux> i need to tinkle
22:23:00 <Doodle> it has to be old if its with me
22:23:00 <faux> Can someone carry me 2 teh wee wee shop pls tysm
22:23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ill get the forklift
22:23:00 <amsy> you can sit on my lap bb
22:23:00 <Doodle> i have a hand trolley
22:23:00 <amsy> tandem tinkles
22:23:00 <faux> lmao
22:23:00 <faux> :'*
22:23:00 <faux> :'(
22:23:00 <amsy> lollll
22:23:00 <faux> Forklift fuck u
22:24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ;D
22:24:00 <Doodle> what about a garage creeper that would do
22:24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> U said carry
22:24:00 <faux> brb rolling to the torlet
22:24:00 <Skirmish> Kayla works in a nursing home ... I could source you a constant supply of adult nappies at a good price if the distance is too far for a tinkle faux?
22:25:00 <faux> Sif u wasted time typing that
22:25:00 <Doodle> just get a she wee
22:25:00 <Skirmish> What is a she wee?
22:25:00 <Doodle> tinkle out the window
22:25:00 <Doodle> like a tube for chicks to piss like a boke
22:25:00 <Doodle> bloke
22:25:00 <amsy> basically a funnel
22:26:00 <Skirmish> Classy.
22:26:00 <Doodle> she wees put the fun in funnel
22:26:00 <amsy> lol i wouldnt be able to go if i had to use a she wee
22:27:00 <Doodle> you would so, you'd be unstoppable
22:27:00 <Skirmish> FINALLY! Facebook has caught up and now people are mocking those that go out in public wearing their 'gym active wear' but have no intentions of going to the gym or being active.
22:27:00 <Doodle> writing your name and such
22:27:00 <amsy> lol my pee gets scared if i enter even a slightly dirty public toilet
22:28:00 <Doodle> lol
22:28:00 <Doodle> you'd be a changed woman
22:28:00 <amsy> actually takes me 3 tries to pee in the bushes while camping
22:28:00 <Doodle> you could pee all over the bushes with a she wee
22:29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ugh camping
22:29:00 <Doodle> i liked camping when i didnt have my own house
22:29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Its like paying to live like a homeless person
22:29:00 <Doodle> now camping can get fucked
22:29:00 <amsy> who pays?
22:29:00 <Skirmish> Starting to get the impression that Doodle just likes typing 'she wee' over and over lol
22:29:00 <amsy> proper forest camping please
22:29:00 <Doodle> i've finished now :P
22:30:00 <Doodle> still not showered
22:30:00 <Doodle> bbs
22:30:00 <Skirmish> I found out that this school holidays there was another Duke of Edinburugh camp on and asked Ethan if he was going, he said no. Asked him why and he basically says 'felt dirty for 3 days, food was shit and couldn't get a good nights sleep'.
22:31:00 <Skirmish> I think he's had enough of the camping bug for now.
22:31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Good food and a comfy bed is crucial
22:31:00 <dematerialised> faggots
22:31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> To enjoying camping
22:31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> dematerialised NO U
22:32:00 <faux> Also bugs ew
22:32:00 <dematerialised> would you like to go on a date ashleigh?
22:32:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hakuna matata
22:32:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Yeah why not
22:32:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Where we going?
22:32:00 <dematerialised> sweet
22:32:00 <dematerialised> havent decided yet
22:32:00 <dematerialised> dinner next to the beach
22:32:00 <Skirmish> Boooooring.
22:33:00 <faux> BYO rose petal cannon
22:33:00 <dematerialised> ^
22:33:00 <amsy> fish n chips at frankston pier
22:33:00 <dematerialised> i hear frankston is a hole
22:33:00 <dematerialised> but i like fihs and chips
22:33:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Same
22:33:00 <dematerialised> wanna go on a date amsy
22:33:00 <dematerialised> ?
22:33:00 <Skirmish> http://hotmessfolder.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Screen-Shot-2014-06-17-at-9.04.22-AM.png
22:33:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I liked sandringham
22:34:00 <faux> fihs soooooup
22:34:00 <amsy> i was born in sandringham
22:34:00 <Skirmish> I thought ashleighxtrinity was in Newcastle?
22:34:00 <dematerialised> wanna go on a date faux?
22:34:00 <faux> R u bringing wine
22:34:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I am in Newcastle
22:34:00 <dematerialised> ytes
22:34:00 <faux> then yes
22:34:00 <Doodle> i had sex on a tennis court in sandringham
22:34:00 <dematerialised> sweet
22:34:00 <Doodle> that is all
22:34:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I just liked sandringham. I was in melb a couple of months ago
22:34:00 <amsy> dem you'll have to send me a pic first
22:34:00 <faux> was he good
22:34:00 <dematerialised> nah too late
22:34:00 <dematerialised> faux has got my attention now
22:34:00 <Doodle> lol fu
22:34:00 <Skirmish> Oh ... don't mind me then. Got confused for a minute. Rose petal cannons exploding too close to my ears have caused damage.
22:35:00 <dematerialised> you two missed out because you are too picky
22:35:00 <amsy> fine by me
22:35:00 <faux> owned
22:35:00 <Doodle> it was a LAYDEE
22:35:00 <faux> Ye
22:35:00 <faux> Just bring me a bottle and ill date any one
22:35:00 <faux> Etc
22:35:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
22:35:00 <dematerialised> faux is too easy
22:35:00 <dematerialised> sorry
22:35:00 <dematerialised> date is off
22:35:00 <faux> Lmaoo
22:35:00 <Skirmish> $4 Gossip Lips Moscato is a reasonable investment for second/third base.
22:36:00 <faux> who said anythinf about sexual favahz
22:36:00 <dematerialised> nah i know what faux likes so i'd get her that
22:36:00 <faux> White zinfandel ftw
22:37:00 <faux> lol amsy my grandma just srnt me a voicr clip on whatsapp and she was waiting for a reply lmao dads wife is like its a recording shes like oh
22:37:00 <faux> There was tjis huge pause
22:37:00 <dematerialised> you're just gonna have to wait till i do my round straya drive before you get the
22:37:00 <dematerialised> m
22:38:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ahaha old people are great at technology
22:38:00 <faux> Haha
22:38:00 <faux> Shes cute
22:38:00 <amsy> lolll
22:38:00 <Skirmish> dematerialised: Doodle and I are going to do an Austnet sex tour one day. Want to come with us for an Australia wide slooder tour?
22:38:00 <dematerialised> no ty
22:38:00 <faux> ok johninja
22:38:00 <Skirmish> I am taking Doodle so he can do Lumeah.
22:39:00 <amsy> lol
22:39:00 <Skirmish> lol faux
22:39:00 <faux> i am not Lumeah
22:39:00 <dematerialised> i've got a shortlist of austnet women i'd root
22:39:00 <dematerialised> it's currently got zero names
22:39:00 <Skirmish> At the end of the tour we all start paying Kelevra child support.
22:39:00 <amsy> so glad im not in aus
22:39:00 <faux> how rude demat
22:39:00 <faux> smash ya fuken hed in
22:39:00 <dematerialised> haha
22:40:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Faux how wog are you
22:40:00 <faux> im leb
22:40:00 <faux> U decide
22:40:00 <Skirmish> lol what a question.
22:40:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Leb thats it
22:40:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Same shit
22:40:00 <dematerialised> to be fair, the last austnet woman i rooted turned out to be a sneaky little worm
22:40:00 <ashleighxtrinity> It was tisk
22:40:00 <faux> was that mixy
22:40:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Just saying he was a girl
22:40:00 <dematerialised> it was
22:40:00 <faux> yuck
22:40:00 <faux> did u disinfect
22:40:00 <dematerialised> no
22:40:00 <faux> oh
22:40:00 <dematerialised> i still have the yeaast infection
22:40:00 <faux> lmao
22:40:00 <amsy> lol
22:41:00 <Skirmish> Ah Mixy. I miss her public toilet selfies she would send me.
22:41:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Sounds like a classy lass
22:41:00 <dematerialised> now that the weather is warming up, my nethers wont stop itching
22:41:00 <faux> U mean send everybody
22:41:00 <dematerialised> ^
22:41:00 <Skirmish> ashleighxtrinity: Compared to some others here ... she was classy.
22:41:00 <dematerialised> LOL
22:41:00 <dematerialised> classy is not how i'd describe her
22:41:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol like who Skirmish
22:41:00 <Serenity> sneaky worm doesnt even cover what that cunt is
22:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
22:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
22:42:00 <ashleighxtrinity> What did she do!!
22:42:00 <faux> Suckd orf an 'orse
22:42:00 <dematerialised> im trying to think what woman i'd call here "classy"
22:42:00 <dematerialised> aww shucks faux
22:42:00 <dematerialised> thanks for the compliment
22:42:00 <faux> Fuck u
22:42:00 <amsy> me
22:42:00 <faux> im classy ya fukn dik
22:42:00 <dematerialised> haha
22:42:00 <Skirmish> ashleighxtrinity: Back in the day when there was a ....... why does my hash button come up £
22:42:00 <faux> fukn brik ya
22:43:00 <ashleighxtrinity> You smoked all your hash
22:43:00 <amsy> keymap maybe
22:43:00 <ashleighxtrinity> None left
22:43:00 <dematerialised> ive gone over the nick list twice
22:43:00 <dematerialised> sorry ladies
22:43:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Rude in classy
22:43:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Except when im noy
22:43:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Not
22:43:00 <dematerialised> i dont know amsy or ashleigh well enough to say whether they are classy or not
22:43:00 <faux> Noy
22:43:00 <Skirmish> Anyway. back in the day when there was a hash newcastle channel and it was big there was a girl named Angie who started dating this dick that was a pill popper so in order to impress him one night she gave her kid ecstacy so they could giggle at how he reacted.
22:43:00 <Skirmish> Kid had autism as it was.
22:44:00 <faux> A hash newcastle
22:44:00 <faux> loll
22:44:00 <Skirmish> So I reckon Mixy would rate as a classh lass compared to Angie.
22:44:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Rofl wowwwww
22:44:00 <ashleighxtrinity> That's all sorts of fucked up
22:44:00 <dematerialised> ahh irc
22:44:00 <Skirmish> Amen
22:44:00 <faux> Classh
22:44:00 <dematerialised> never disappoints
22:44:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I lived with a woman named angie who had an autistic kid in mt hutton
22:44:00 <couleurs> i'm a classy lady when i wanna be
22:44:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ...
22:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> is this working?
22:44:00 <Blarp> yes
22:45:00 <amsy> 2 tru cc
22:45:00 <dematerialised> back in the day there was a woman here i hooked up with called amanda
22:45:00 <dematerialised> she was pretty classy
22:45:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Angie spencer
22:45:00 <faux> Way 2 name and shame
22:45:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Fucken grade A bogan
22:45:00 <Skirmish> Dunno her surname. Do you remember the kids name ashleighxtrinity?
22:45:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Kayden i think
22:45:00 <Serenity> not sure any "men" on here would know what classy was
22:45:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Or kyle
22:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
22:45:00 <Blarp> but we'll probably need my duct tape to hold the servers together ;)
22:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus
22:46:00 <Serenity> nor would i want to be labled as such by any of them
22:46:00 <dematerialised> what about top.............. men?
22:46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Serenity is a classy bloke
22:46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Top.
22:46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Men.
22:46:00 <dematerialised> :3
22:46:00 <Skirmish> Not the one I was talking about. This particular Angie ended up meeting a guy from America that played World of Warcraft with her and they got married.
22:46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Rofl
22:46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Gamer relationships dont last
22:46:00 <dematerialised> ^
22:46:00 <dematerialised> my current crush is a gamer and she's had horrible relationships with self-proclaimed gamer guys
22:46:00 <Blarp> the script kiddies are probably ddosing the servers
22:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
22:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> fun times
22:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> can't they play with parked cars?
22:47:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: oi ... I know what classy is. Why so mean :(
22:47:00 <Blarp> I'd rather they played in front of moving cars... but we can't win all the time
22:48:00 <dematerialised> truth be told i'd put my dick in any number of irc women, but that's all they'd be
22:48:00 <Skirmish> *insert faux with random comment about rose petal cannons*
22:49:00 <Skirmish> 'Hi, I am dematerialised from irc, would you mind terribly if I use your vagina as a speed trap for semen? Great! See you soon!'
22:49:00 <dematerialised> pretty much
22:49:00 <dematerialised> it's worked in the past
22:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
22:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hope you offered cake!
22:49:00 <Skirmish> uh oh Kate is here.
22:49:00 <dematerialised> always
22:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
22:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup
22:50:00 <ashleighxtrinity> katatonic_gate01
22:50:00 <Skirmish> nomuch.
22:50:00 <dematerialised> for you i'd buy a nice mudcake
22:50:00 <dematerialised> and if yo udont like mudcakes
22:50:00 <dematerialised> a nice batch of cupcakes
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're the best, so accommodating
22:50:00 <Skirmish> If you knew what Kate likes like I do *wink wink* then you'd take her a quality cupcake.
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
22:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> cupcakes ftw
22:50:00 <Skirmish> Oh you got there in the end. Fucking long winded way of getting there dematerialised.
22:50:00 <Serenity> lol i so just imagined some duct tape holding servers together
22:50:00 <Serenity> i dont even know how that would work but i imagined it
22:51:00 <dematerialised> i dont know k9 that well
22:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> 10 minutes left of work, officially
22:51:00 <dematerialised> but i know she likes cupcakes
22:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew
22:51:00 <dematerialised> for all i know k9 is a man
22:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'm a bit of a fan of the ol cupcake
22:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh bitch please
22:51:00 <amsy> store bought cupcakes always have way too much icing
22:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yea some do
22:51:00 <Skirmish> I've touched her cervix with my tongue. I can admit it. I'm ok with that.
22:51:00 <Blarp> Glad I can contribute to your entertainment :D
22:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:52:00 <dematerialised> cool story Skirmish
22:52:00 <Serenity> agree amsy
22:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i already linked a pic in here once
22:52:00 <amelia> disagree
22:52:00 <amsy> its sickly
22:52:00 <dematerialised> ive not seen it
22:52:00 <dematerialised> pm me
22:52:00 <amelia> you can never have too much icing
22:52:00 <dematerialised> kthnx
22:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> which resulted in various levels of abuse!
22:52:00 <amelia> otherwise ita jus a shitty muffin
22:52:00 <Blarp> Mind you the lan cable going to my router is held together with duct tape, so that is probably my inspiration
22:53:00 <Skirmish> OH! I went to sunny downtown lake haven on my way home from work last week Kate and stopped at a camping store to look at new life jackets for my dads boat. Standing there in full uniform and this chick is look at me whilst she stuffs fake fishing bait into her handbag.
22:53:00 <amelia> anyway filled donuts are the new thang mmmmmm mars bar filled donut
22:53:00 <dematerialised> i just ate a mars bar
22:53:00 <dematerialised> spooky
22:53:00 <amelia> i know you did (:
22:53:00 <dematerialised> :o
22:53:00 <Serenity> haha
22:54:00 <amelia> why is your sock all sticky
22:54:00 <dematerialised> :3
22:54:00 <Skirmish> *dematerialised then inserts penis into sock and begins to furiously masturbate into the webcam.
22:54:00 <dematerialised> nah i dont fap into fabrics
22:54:00 <dematerialised> thats gross
22:54:00 <Blarp> My cat tried to eat it, and she thinks the wires inside were ever more interesting, the duct tape seems to have solved both issues
22:54:00 <Serenity> bloody cats
22:54:00 <Serenity> i have 1 cord chewer and 1 plastic eater
22:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:56:00 <faux> OH! I went to sunny downtown lake haven on my way home from work last week Kate and stopped at a camping store to look at new life jackets for my dads boat. Standing there in full uniform and this chick is look at me whilst she stuffs fake fishing bait into her handbag.
22:56:00 <Skirmish> ?
22:56:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ?
22:56:00 <amsy> ?
22:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:56:00 <Serenity> .
22:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> good ol lake haven
22:56:00 <Blarp> I've noticed mine atacking my phone chargers lately :(
22:56:00 <Maurice> Mine eats cords and licks plastic
22:56:00 <Maurice> She somes sort of lesbian..
22:56:00 <Maurice> She's some*
22:56:00 <Blarp> poking at it with her paws... so I'm sure that's going to end in tears
22:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> hell on earth
22:57:00 <amelia> shes makin fun of you and the novels you always type
22:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> never go back
22:57:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
22:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was from the other civilised end of the coast
22:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> in socks, wearing mini frocks! ROCK!
22:57:00 <Skirmish> I am slowly learning all the burbs.
22:57:00 <Serenity> its ok they dont get much of a zap from phone chargers
22:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah anything past gosford is pretty povo
22:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> umina, woy-woy
22:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> shit hole
22:58:00 <ShadowLurker> just what we need
22:58:00 <dematerialised> ulladulla
22:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw that's too far south
22:58:00 <Skirmish> amelia: I type on a computer screen so that is less than 1 and a half lines. People who use mobile devices to chat can suffer in their jocks when it takes up 15 lines on their screens.
22:58:00 <ShadowLurker> a cock in a frock on a rock
22:58:00 <Blarp> no it will be me crying :(
22:58:00 <Blarp> one of my previous housemates had a dog, which wasn't supposed to be inside, and it ate through the power cable for my monitor at the time
22:59:00 <ashleighxtrinity> 4 lines
22:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt!
22:59:00 <Serenity> shadowlurkers weekend
22:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm a tad jealous now
22:59:00 <dematerialised> i fapped onto a boulder once
22:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanker
22:59:00 <dematerialised> haha
22:59:00 <amelia> amelia: I type on a computer screen so that is less than 1 and a half lines. People who use mobile devices to chat can suffer in their jocks when it takes up 15 lines on their screens.
22:59:00 <Skirmish> <amelia> amelia: I type on a computer screen so that is less than 1 and a half lines. People who use mobile devices to chat can suffer in their jocks when it takes up 15 lines on their screens.
22:59:00 <dematerialised> <Skirmish> <amelia> amelia: I type on a computer screen so that is less than 1 and a half lines. People who use mobile devices to chat can suffer in their jocks when it takes up 15 lines on their screens.
22:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh bitches please!
22:59:00 <Serenity> oh noo
22:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
22:59:00 <Blarp> It was fine, but it never came near my computer again
22:59:00 <Blarp> :P
23:00:00 <Serenity> oh shooosh
23:00:00 <Skirmish> <dematerialised> <Skirmish> <amelia> amelia: I type on a computer screen so that is less than 1 and a half lines. People who use mobile devices to chat can suffer in their jocks when it takes up 15 lines on their screens.
23:00:00 <ashleighxtrinity> [22:59] (dematerialised) <Skirmish> <amelia> amelia: I type on a computer screen so that is less than 1 and a half lines. People who use mobile devices to chat can suffer in their jocks when it takes up 15 lines on their screens.
23:00:00 <dematerialised> [21:00:14] <ashleighxtrinity> [22:59] (dematerialised) <Skirmish> <amelia> amelia: I type on a computer screen so that is less than 1 and a half lines. People who use mobile devices to chat can suffer in their jocks when it takes up 15 lines on their screens.
23:00:00 <amelia> (dematerialised) [21:00:14] <ashleighxtrinity> [22:59] (dematerialised) <Skirmish> <amelia> amelia: I type on a computer screen so that is less than 1 and a half lines. People who use mobile devices to chat can suffer in their jocks when it takes up 15 lines on their screens.
23:00:00 <Dugnuts> you lot and your bandwagons
23:00:00 <dematerialised> [21:00:26] <amelia> (dematerialised) [21:00:14] <ashleighxtrinity> [22:59] (dematerialised) <Skirmish> <amelia> amelia: I type on a computer screen so that is less than 1 and a half lines. People who use mobile devices to chat can suffer in their jocks when it takes up 15 lines on their screens.
23:00:00 <amelia> i win thats enough
23:00:00 <ShadowLurker> only takes like 3 on mine
23:00:00 <dematerialised> it's only just reached one and a half now
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> bitches! PLEASE
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're ruining my irc experience
23:00:00 <dematerialised> your face is
23:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> *cries*
23:00:00 <Dugnuts> fun times
23:00:00 <Blarp> Just in case you need it ;)
23:00:00 <Dugnuts> if you insist
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> YOUR FACE
23:01:00 <Serenity> i need to pee
23:01:00 <dematerialised> i mean no it isnt
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
23:01:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Heard of she wee? Ask Doodle about it.
23:01:00 <dematerialised> you've never seen a selfie of me
23:01:00 <dematerialised> have you k9?
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> nope
23:01:00 <dematerialised> gimme a tic
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> link me up
23:01:00 <Serenity> no thanks i know what it is
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> sweet action
23:01:00 <Doodle> lol
23:01:00 <Doodle> ask me anyway
23:01:00 <dematerialised> see this is how it works
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> doodle, dick pix?
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> got any new ones
23:01:00 <faux> Yes
23:01:00 <Doodle> no thanks
23:01:00 <Doodle> oh
23:01:00 <faux> Oh
23:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:01:00 <Doodle> lol no
23:01:00 <Dugnuts> :P
23:01:00 <Blarp> You going to buy me dinner and a drink first Dugnuts? :P
23:02:00 <Doodle> i dont do that anymore
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> can you do eyes on it
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> SINCE WHEN
23:02:00 <Doodle> i've retired
23:02:00 <dematerialised> pm k9
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> I never got that memo
23:02:00 <katatonic_kate01> thansk
23:02:00 <dematerialised> myself and Doodle have retired from dick pics
23:02:00 <dematerialised> we're getting old and they're getting wrinkly
23:02:00 <Doodle> speak for yourself
23:02:00 <Doodle> i just wound up due to lack of orders
23:02:00 <Dugnuts> hey you gave me the duct tape
23:02:00 <Dugnuts> i thought it was a little forward but i'll roll with it
23:02:00 <Dugnuts> :P
23:03:00 <Doodle> i'm kidding, i'm old :(
23:03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:03:00 <Doodle> clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick
23:03:00 <Blarp> Well it was supposed to be used to tape yourself in for the next netsplit, but you went a different direction
23:03:00 <Dugnuts> ohhhh
23:03:00 <Dugnuts> umm
23:03:00 <Dugnuts> ok
23:03:00 <Dugnuts> i dont really use duct tape for my network issues
23:03:00 <Dugnuts> but whatever floats your boat
23:03:00 <Blarp> I do...
23:04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:04:00 <Blarp> but you missed that discussion due to the netsplit
23:04:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
23:04:00 <Dugnuts> a likely story
23:04:00 <Dugnuts> its ok Blarp
23:04:00 <Dugnuts> it'll be our little secret
23:05:00 <dematerialised> mine was more i couldnt get it up without watching some questionable amputee toilet porn
23:05:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Duran Duran - Girls On Film.mp3 (3.22MB 128kbps Stereo 3:31)
23:05:00 <Doodle> olawd
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> whatever floats ya boat
23:05:00 <dematerialised> now i just cant get it up at all
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> brb have to make bed :|
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
23:05:00 <Doodle> [23:05] <katatonic_kate01> whatever floats ya prosthetic arm
23:05:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ doodle
23:05:00 <Dugnuts> ooh new gotham
23:05:00 <Dugnuts> its down
23:06:00 <Doodle> whew
23:06:00 <Doodle> prett bent
23:06:00 <Doodle> y
23:06:00 <dematerialised> i once had a parade of naked women in front of me, and i didnt even get a half chub until the dark african woman and her pet dog came up
23:06:00 <Doodle> cant type
23:06:00 <Doodle> w00f
23:06:00 <Dugnuts> ewwww
23:07:00 <dematerialised> dont watch porn kids
23:07:00 <Clarkson> i know people that have cats that treat them like shit
23:07:00 <dematerialised> it'll ruin your life
23:07:00 <Doodle> a big african woman accosted me at my cousins wedding
23:07:00 <Doodle> it was glorious
23:07:00 <dematerialised> also dont watch porn, kids
23:07:00 <Doodle> couldnt understand a word she said
23:07:00 <Doodle> she spoke english ok i was just really drunk
23:07:00 <Maurice> Hot
23:08:00 <dematerialised> are they pink on the inside?
23:08:00 <Doodle> of course
23:08:00 <Doodle> she didnt show me tho
23:08:00 <Doodle> :/
23:08:00 <Doodle> or sheight have
23:08:00 <Doodle> *she might
23:08:00 <Doodle> OH GET FUCKED ITS NOT MY TYPING
23:08:00 <Doodle> the cunt kb is going flat
23:08:00 <Doodle> i knew i wasnt retarded
23:08:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:08:00 <Serenity> omg seriously
23:09:00 <Doodle> i need a laser kb
23:09:00 <Doodle> like last year
23:09:00 <Doodle> Mewrinary Tract Infection
23:09:00 <faux> sheight
23:09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Thundercat - Oh Sheit It's X.mp3 (5.19MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:46)
23:10:00 <dematerialised> kind of serious though, im afraid if a semi-decent naked woman came and sat on my lap
23:10:00 <dematerialised> i wouldnt get hard
23:10:00 <dematerialised> :(
23:10:00 <Doodle> stop wanking
23:10:00 <ashleighxtrinity> What's pink on the inside?
23:10:00 <Doodle> jesus
23:10:00 <Skirmish> My shift - 3 button is £ which is a tad annoying.
23:10:00 <Doodle> black women ashleighxtrinity
23:10:00 <Mew> hey doofie
23:10:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Loool
23:10:00 <dematerialised> i wish i was a horny 15 year old again
23:10:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hey mew
23:10:00 <Doodle> i wish u were too dematerialised
23:10:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Same dematerialised
23:10:00 <Doodle> lol
23:10:00 <dematerialised> lol
23:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
23:11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I wouldnt want to be all emo tho. I had a long emo phase
23:11:00 <Doodle> i had a long fat phase
23:11:00 <dematerialised> ah i was never emo
23:11:00 <Skirmish> It's nearly PAY DAY! WOOT!
23:11:00 <Doodle> from 13-36
23:11:00 <amelia> do you have excess skin
23:11:00 <Serenity> i just want my teen body back
23:11:00 <dematerialised> ive been fat ever since i won a years supply of smarties
23:11:00 <Doodle> buckets
23:11:00 <amelia> best
23:11:00 <amelia> prize
23:11:00 <dematerialised> almost 20 years ago
23:11:00 <amelia> ever.
23:11:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Haha
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i say, wot wot
23:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> in the butt
23:12:00 <dematerialised> it was great
23:12:00 <dematerialised> it was a cheeze tv competition
23:12:00 <dematerialised> some shitty rooster joke
23:12:00 <dematerialised> i called up 83 times
23:12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lolll
23:12:00 <Doodle> worth it
23:12:00 <amelia> ahahahahaah
23:12:00 <amelia> i won a dragon fly from cheez tv
23:12:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Cheez tv was great
23:12:00 <dematerialised> it was indeed
23:12:00 <amelia> those things you pull and they fly
23:13:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Loved watching pokemon
23:13:00 <dematerialised> yeah i remember them
23:13:00 <Doodle> drag-n-fly
23:13:00 <amelia> haha
23:13:00 <amelia> wot chan was samurai pizza cats on
23:13:00 <Doodle> god pokemon
23:13:00 <Doodle> that shit came out after i finished high school
23:13:00 <dematerialised> that was chan 7 wasnt it
23:13:00 <dematerialised> ?
23:13:00 <Doodle> pretty sure
23:13:00 <Serenity> ive been watching pokemon with the kids
23:13:00 <dematerialised> yeah samurai pizza cats was on during agro
23:13:00 <amelia> agro?
23:13:00 <Doodle> i was being a rebel and staying up watching AO movies
23:14:00 <dematerialised> yea
23:14:00 <amelia> yeah
23:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> AO movies :|
23:14:00 <dematerialised> man how do i even remember that
23:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh my!
23:14:00 <Doodle> hehehe
23:14:00 <dematerialised> that's literally over 20 years ago
23:14:00 <Doodle> i know
23:14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Animals of farthing wood
23:14:00 <amelia> ahahahha
23:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame
23:14:00 <Doodle> i remember 20 years ago but not this morning
23:14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Wtf even was thay
23:14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> So lame
23:14:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I loved it
23:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> wombles?
23:14:00 <Doodle> WOMBLES
23:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> magic merry-go-round
23:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> was it called that
23:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> guess not - next
23:15:00 <dematerialised> apparently im the only person that doesnt know what wombles are
23:15:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Dont you open that TRAP DOOR
23:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> with doogle?
23:15:00 <Doodle> roundabout
23:15:00 <Serenity> wombles of Wimbledon
23:15:00 <amelia> were their names jade n ryan
23:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> TRAP DOOR
23:15:00 <amelia> sumfin like that
23:15:00 <dematerialised> even my welsh gf knew what wombles were
23:15:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Cuz theres something down there
23:15:00 <Doodle> great uncle bulgaria!
23:15:00 <ashleighxtrinity> BOURKE FEED ME
23:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
23:15:00 <Doodle> trap door was ace too
23:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> totally
23:15:00 <Doodle> superted
23:15:00 <Doodle> bananaman
23:15:00 <amelia> spotty!!
23:15:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Freaky stories was horse shit
23:15:00 <Serenity> banana bannn
23:15:00 <Serenity> uh mann
23:15:00 <amelia> sooty n sweep
23:15:00 <Doodle> yeee
23:15:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hands up this banans loaded!
23:15:00 <amelia> hahaha
23:15:00 <Serenity> calm down kate, you're hysterical
23:15:00 <Serenity> you need an orgasm
23:15:00 <Dugnuts> wot in who's butt?
23:15:00 <Blarp> not mine Dugnuts, don't get any "more" ideas
23:15:00 <TheRiddler> ugh
23:15:00 <TheRiddler> I am very drousy
23:16:00 <Doodle> *old*
23:16:00 <amelia> they were the cutest
23:16:00 <amelia> ah real monsters
23:16:00 <amelia> waynes manifesto
23:16:00 <Doodle> did anyone else watch you cant do that on television
23:16:00 <amelia> alex mac
23:16:00 <Doodle> there are like 200 eps on youtube
23:16:00 <Doodle> maybe a bit too old...
23:16:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> an orgasm!
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> can't
23:16:00 <katatonic_kate01> sore ankle
23:16:00 <Serenity> can so
23:17:00 <amelia> does not ring a bell
23:17:00 <Doodle> best show
23:17:00 <Doodle> when you're 9
23:17:00 <dematerialised> i have to remember doodle was finishing highschool when i was starting
23:17:00 <Doodle> probably
23:17:00 <dematerialised> i mean what
23:17:00 <Doodle> get a haircut
23:17:00 <dematerialised> im 43
23:17:00 <dematerialised> ignore me
23:17:00 <amsy> lol
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll do one later
23:17:00 <Serenity> that was the treatment for hysteria in the day
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm not hysterical
23:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yet
23:18:00 <amsy> then its the other way around
23:18:00 <dematerialised> sure
23:18:00 <Doodle> i did my high school exams by gaslight
23:18:00 <Doodle> with a quill
23:18:00 <amsy> what year did you finish dem?
23:18:00 <Serenity> 2004 was my graduating year :/
23:18:00 <dematerialised> we had rolling blackouts because the japanese kept bombing our power grid
23:18:00 <Blarp> I can see how it would be more pleasant than a slap to the face
23:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> grew that
23:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew
23:18:00 <Serenity> imagine going to the dr
23:18:00 <Serenity> i prescribe 1 orgasm 3 times a day
23:18:00 <Serenity> yes sir!
23:19:00 <Doodle> 1896
23:19:00 <Doodle> lol sezz i finished high school 2 years before you started
23:19:00 <amsy> 02 was mine
23:19:00 <Serenity> aha
23:19:00 <Doodle> 96 i got my vce
23:19:00 <TheRiddler> should I goto hospital?
23:19:00 <Dugnuts> what for TheRiddler?
23:19:00 <TheRiddler> ffs
23:19:00 <TheRiddler> *drowsy
23:19:00 <Serenity> yes ash go to the damn hospital
23:20:00 <amsy> lol
23:20:00 <Doodle> i dunno what they call it now
23:20:00 <dematerialised> amsy: 1984
23:20:00 <dematerialised> no
23:20:00 <dematerialised> 85
23:20:00 <amsy> i was born in 85
23:20:00 <dematerialised> memory is a bit hazy
23:20:00 <Serenity> HSC
23:20:00 <Serenity> ?
23:20:00 <Doodle> nah
23:20:00 <Doodle> not in vic
23:20:00 <Doodle> we have to be different
23:20:00 <amsy> vce
23:20:00 <Doodle> and smart and cool
23:20:00 <Serenity> its TEE herr i think
23:20:00 <Serenity> here
23:20:00 <dematerialised> no ours is still HSC
23:20:00 <dematerialised> TEE is a different thing
23:20:00 <Doodle> i have tea
23:20:00 <Serenity> therr was never aby hsc when i was at school
23:20:00 <Serenity> you're sick if you went to the dr a week ago im assuming they gave you some meds?
23:20:00 <TheRiddler> I haven't been able to type right for awhile
23:20:00 <Serenity> they should be working by now
23:20:00 <TheRiddler> antibiotics
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> DUDE
23:20:00 <Serenity> well they should have been well on their way to working by now
23:20:00 <Serenity> go
23:20:00 <katatonic_kate01> you douche - go to the hospital or call an ambo
23:20:00 <Serenity> i had a burst ear drum and antiobiotics started working within 24 hours
23:21:00 <dematerialised> tee is minimum tertiary entry requirements for uni
23:21:00 <couleurs> i'm 13
23:21:00 <dematerialised> hsc is for finishing year 12 with passing grades
23:21:00 <Doodle> i wish i'd never bothered doing y11 and 12
23:21:00 <Doodle> and just got a job instead
23:21:00 <amsy> why
23:21:00 <amsy> most jobs now require it
23:21:00 <Doodle> cos my vce hasn't done anything for me
23:21:00 <dematerialised> i was working through year 10-12
23:21:00 <Doodle> not anything i've done
23:21:00 <dematerialised> and bene working ever sine
23:21:00 <dematerialised> ce
23:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> ouch
23:21:00 <TheRiddler> I'll take a shower first
23:21:00 <Serenity> plz go though
23:22:00 <dematerialised> im ready for retirement
23:22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> 1992 here
23:22:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lawl
23:22:00 <dematerialised> year you were born?
23:22:00 <dematerialised> people born in the 90s dont exist to me
23:22:00 <Serenity> WACE thetr u go
23:22:00 <dematerialised> and people born in 2000 are still babies
23:22:00 <Serenity> you should have been well on the mend by now
23:22:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
23:22:00 <Dugnuts> if you're feeling that messed up
23:22:00 <Dugnuts> definitely go to the doc
23:23:00 <Doodle> oh so vce for wa
23:23:00 <Serenity> yeah it never used to be that
23:23:00 <Serenity> thats what lilys cousin is doing now though
23:23:00 <Doodle> yeah cos we're pioneers here
23:23:00 <Serenity> shes in yr 23
23:23:00 <Serenity> uh 12
23:23:00 <Doodle> you changed it 2 hours after we did
23:23:00 <dematerialised> lol
23:23:00 <Doodle> hehee
23:23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Even i feel old. Id hate to be you guys
23:23:00 <Doodle> its terrible
23:23:00 <dematerialised> i creak and pop when i walk
23:23:00 <Doodle> i will be dead soon
23:23:00 <Maurice> (21:19:14) (TheRiddler): should I goto hospital?
23:23:00 <Maurice> How fucking retarded
23:23:00 <Maurice> If you feel shitty enough to ask IRC of all places, then yes
23:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:24:00 <Serenity> scuse me im still young and hip
23:24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hip
23:24:00 <Doodle> death by sitting with a laprug and cuppa
23:24:00 <Doodle> and a small dog
23:24:00 <Doodle> maybe
23:24:00 <Doodle> by a sunny window
23:24:00 <faux> Lol at my friends mums 50th
23:24:00 <faux> She sang HIP HIP REPLACEMENTTT
23:24:00 <faux> instead of hip hip hooray
23:24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Make it stahhhp
23:24:00 <amsy> i dont feel old
23:24:00 <faux> hilair.
23:24:00 <amsy> well i do now
23:24:00 <Doodle> lol faux
23:24:00 <amsy> because im sore all over
23:24:00 <amsy> but generally not
23:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> poor riddler
23:24:00 <Serenity> hes got an ear infection. They gave him the wrong antibiotics 100%
23:24:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds like it
23:24:00 <Serenity> hense the dizziness and feeling drowsy
23:25:00 <Doodle> i feel old ever since back surgery
23:25:00 <Serenity> im 30 next year im hell depressed about it
23:25:00 <faux> Owned by life
23:25:00 <Doodle> pff
23:25:00 <dematerialised> 30 isnt that bad
23:25:00 <amsy> why though?
23:25:00 <^pHANTOM^> 30 is young.
23:25:00 <Serenity> because i dont want to be old
23:25:00 <Doodle> nobody does
23:25:00 <Doodle> STIFFF
23:25:00 <Doodle> FF
23:25:00 <Doodle> F
23:25:00 <Serenity> ffff
23:25:00 <dematerialised> y
23:26:00 <Doodle> or on dematerialised's case
23:26:00 <Doodle> not stiff
23:26:00 <Doodle> in
23:26:00 <Doodle> :/
23:26:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:26:00 <Doodle> ok that was me not the kb
23:26:00 <dematerialised> takes me half an hour of furious massaging and thoughts of jessica alba naked to get a half chub
23:26:00 <Doodle> lmao
23:26:00 <faux> lmao
23:26:00 <Doodle> mmm jessica alba
23:26:00 <faux> yum
23:26:00 <faux> Shes a babe
23:26:00 <Serenity> ive always hated her and i dont know why
23:26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Mmm ruby rose
23:26:00 <Doodle> i've had her, she wasnt that great
23:26:00 <Serenity> she annoys the absolute shit out of me
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> creepy cat just staring at me :|
23:26:00 <Serenity> kick it
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:26:00 <couleurs> he forgot to tell us what he had for dinner tho
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> too far away
23:26:00 <katatonic_kate01> + sore ankle :(
23:27:00 <Doodle> i was awesome tho
23:27:00 <faux> lol
23:27:00 <dematerialised> i first saw her in dark angel
23:27:00 <dematerialised> dat ass
23:27:00 <Doodle> i am not attracted to ruby rose at all
23:27:00 <Serenity> i am
23:27:00 <Serenity> id sit on her face
23:27:00 <faux> maybe cos she looks like justin bieber
23:27:00 <Doodle> lol
23:27:00 <Doodle> ye
23:27:00 <Doodle> well
23:27:00 <faux> she has a nice body
23:27:00 <Doodle> se does
23:27:00 <ashleighxtrinity> :/
23:27:00 <Doodle> she
23:27:00 <Doodle> fk
23:27:00 <faux> her face bugs me when she looks like the biebs
23:27:00 <Serenity> i want her lips
23:27:00 <Doodle> filth
23:28:00 <Serenity> THE ONES ON HER FACE
23:28:00 <Doodle> oh
23:28:00 <Doodle> ok
23:28:00 <Doodle> weirdo
23:28:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I want all her lips
23:28:00 <Doodle> lol
23:28:00 <Serenity> haha
23:28:00 <Doodle> goddamn lesbians everywhere
23:28:00 <ashleighxtrinity> THE ONES ON HER CUNT
23:28:00 <Doodle> they should have labels on them or something
23:28:00 <faux> lol
23:28:00 <Serenity> heheheeh
23:28:00 <faux> A sticker
23:28:00 <Doodle> 'dont bother i like spadgers'
23:28:00 <faux> LOL
23:28:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ill get the dymo
23:28:00 <amsy> didnt he have hjs?
23:28:00 <Serenity> i think he did tell us
23:29:00 <Doodle> lol
23:29:00 <dematerialised> sit on my face and call me Darth Vadge
23:29:00 <Doodle> loooool
23:29:00 <faux> lordy
23:29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I sithed my pants
23:29:00 <dematerialised> lol
23:29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I did a darth doody
23:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> holy shit my net still works
23:29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> My daipers gone over to the dark side
23:29:00 <Serenity> im gonna rub my vadge to this new nick skitz album
23:29:00 <faux> nerds
23:29:00 <Doodle> wtf
23:29:00 <Serenity> vigorously
23:29:00 <Doodle> sarah
23:29:00 <Serenity> WHAT
23:29:00 <Doodle> take pics
23:29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Weird
23:29:00 <Serenity> ok haha
23:29:00 <Serenity> i dunno
23:30:00 <Doodle> wooo
23:30:00 <faux> CACTUS CUNT
23:30:00 <Doodle> and sendthem to me obv
23:30:00 <Doodle> ok i need batteries
23:30:00 <Serenity> swapsies
23:30:00 <Skirmish> What number is Nick up to? Skitz Mix 74?
23:30:00 <faux> Why r u typing like me doodle
23:30:00 <Serenity> 50
23:30:00 <Doodle> my kb is going flat
23:30:00 <faux> IEterribly
23:30:00 <faux> oh
23:30:00 <faux> Explains it
23:30:00 <Doodle> hehe
23:30:00 <Doodle> yee
23:30:00 <Skirmish> lol wow. My first Skitz album was Skitz Mix 5.
23:30:00 <Doodle> i thought i was retarded
23:30:00 <faux> u thoufht right
23:30:00 <Serenity> im gonna hear the button right off
23:30:00 <faux> :D
23:30:00 <Doodle> thoughhfrtjjht
23:31:00 <Serenity> ddd dd d d d d d d d d d d ddlsllp
23:31:00 <dematerialised> oh yeah i got paid today
23:31:00 <faux> shut ur type hole
23:31:00 <dematerialised> cocaine and hookerssssss
23:31:00 <Doodle> u shit foyu typehole
23:31:00 <Doodle> :/
23:31:00 <faux> and wine (for me)
23:31:00 <dematerialised> nup
23:31:00 <dematerialised> no wine for you
23:31:00 <dematerialised> you wont give me your addy
23:31:00 <dematerialised> im ova it
23:31:00 <faux> SO SELFISH
23:31:00 <Doodle> 1313 mockingbird lane
23:31:00 <faux> wow close
23:31:00 <dematerialised> my attention only stretches so far
23:31:00 <Doodle> 1313 dirtybird lane
23:32:00 <faux> exposed
23:32:00 <Doodle> eeeee
23:32:00 <Serenity> i wish maurice was here
23:32:00 <dematerialised> i dont
23:32:00 <faux> Me 2 i wanna call her an old whore
23:32:00 <Doodle> well fuck you too
23:32:00 <dematerialised> its been lovely without her
23:32:00 <Clarkson> snap the fuck outta it
23:32:00 <faux> hi clarky
23:32:00 <Clarkson> no one will miss ya cunt
23:32:00 <faux> oh
23:32:00 <dematerialised> o
23:32:00 <dematerialised> h
23:32:00 <Serenity> please id take 10 of her over you lot
23:32:00 <Doodle> 'i wish anyone else other than you lot were here'
23:32:00 <Doodle> SEE
23:32:00 <Doodle> SEEEEEEEEE
23:32:00 <dematerialised> yeah
23:33:00 <faux> ur a dik clarkson
23:33:00 <Clarkson> its fucking cold
23:33:00 <faux> good
23:33:00 <dematerialised> lets go create our own splinter group
23:33:00 <faux> I hope u get frost bite clarky
23:33:00 <Clarkson> some nigger will jump out and attack ya
23:33:00 <faux> Lmao
23:33:00 <dematerialised> call it the people's front of judea
23:33:00 <faux> :'('('(-
23:33:00 <ShadowLurker> i cant feel my face when im with you
23:33:00 <ShadowLurker> unce unce unce
23:33:00 <faux> Well get her odd
23:33:00 <faux> off*
23:33:00 <faux> ..ur face
23:34:00 <ShadowLurker> i get her off just fine tyvm
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> well impressed with work wifi
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew
23:34:00 <faux> im gonna try n sleep
23:34:00 <faux> Wish me luck
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> luck
23:34:00 <dematerialised> nini
23:34:00 <faux> nini
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
23:34:00 <dematerialised> i'll come tuck you in in a bit
23:34:00 <couleurs> hope hjs didn't kill him...
23:34:00 <faux> Good morning
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> mornin
23:35:00 <Serenity> nini
23:35:00 <Doodle> woo new batteries
23:35:00 <faux> Its already tucked in
23:35:00 <Doodle> TYPE TYPE TYPE
23:35:00 <dematerialised> :3
23:35:00 <Doodle> 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1
23:35:00 <Doodle> 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1
23:35:00 <Doodle> 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1
23:35:00 <Doodle> 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1
23:35:00 <Doodle> 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1 1,1
23:35:00 <amelia> creep
23:35:00 <thestig> lol
23:35:00 <faux> Owned
23:35:00 <thestig> bye dimples
23:35:00 <faux> Byez
23:35:00 <amelia> iLL CoMe TuCK You iN
23:35:00 <dematerialised> nah
23:35:00 <dematerialised> i am a kind and gentle being
23:35:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ninite
23:35:00 <amelia> aND BRiNG Ma WeT SoCK
23:36:00 <Doodle> plop
23:36:00 <Serenity> lol
23:36:00 <Doodle> ^_^
23:36:00 <Doodle> Take some time to read our rules they will be a guide to the room
23:36:00 <Doodle> i dont like that sentence
23:36:00 <dematerialised> ha
23:36:00 <dematerialised> hahaha
23:36:00 <dematerialised> hahahahahah
23:36:00 <dematerialised> hahahaahehahehaehaheahe
23:36:00 <Serenity> GOOD
23:36:00 <Serenity> I HOPE IT MAKES YOUR BRAIN CRACKLE
23:36:00 <Doodle> cos the rules in no way reflect what this room is all about
23:36:00 <Doodle> which is degenrate sweaty dirty sex
23:36:00 <faux> k8m8
23:37:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
23:37:00 <Serenity> i dont have sex
23:37:00 <ShadowLurker> she has orgies
23:37:00 <Doodle> i only have sex on irc
23:37:00 <dematerialised> /o
23:37:00 <Doodle> i have condoms on my hands
23:37:00 <Serenity> i dont do any of that nonsense
23:37:00 <Doodle> i hear otherwise
23:37:00 <Doodle> all the time
23:37:00 <Doodle> from everyone
23:37:00 <ShadowLurker> so do the neighbours
23:37:00 <Doodle> everywhere
23:37:00 <Serenity> plz
23:37:00 <Serenity> i miss hjs
23:38:00 <Doodle> is one of the things they hear
23:38:00 <dematerialised> dolphin noises
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:38:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I wonder if these are worth anything yet. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/B3552659-511C-45EF-9BB9-430A2C74DDA3_zpswqsxpltv.jpg
23:38:00 <thestig> hi there
23:38:00 <thestig> the burkas are better at hungry jacks
23:38:00 <Maurice> I had it on friday, gonna have some more tonight ;)
23:39:00 <Doodle> as coasters maybe
23:39:00 <Serenity> to some old tweakers maybe haha
23:40:00 <Skirmish> B1 would pay top dollar to listen to music that was current when he was 35.
23:40:00 <simba> why do you have irc open full screen on a big screen tv
23:40:00 <Doodle> you could throw them at zombies like they did with the records on shaun of the dead
23:40:00 <dematerialised> why dont you
23:40:00 <Skirmish> It's not a tv.
23:40:00 <Serenity> b1 was there when it was made
23:40:00 <dematerialised> alongside shads
23:40:00 <Serenity> he helped
23:40:00 <dematerialised> who was mixing it
23:40:00 <Skirmish> wrote some of the lyrics.
23:40:00 <simba> is that how your irc box is normally
23:41:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it's open full screen ... why?
23:42:00 <simba> Why indeed, Skirmish. Why indeed.
23:42:00 <couleurs> 8================================D
23:42:00 <dematerialised> everyone knows the bigger the screen the bigger the dicks are
23:42:00 <Skirmish> I don't get it ... but ok.
23:42:00 <Serenity> i dont either
23:42:00 <dematerialised> or if you're like me
23:42:00 <dematerialised> you've got three dicks
23:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
23:43:00 <ShadowLurker> ive got 11
23:43:00 <dematerialised> its why im so popular with the ladies
23:43:00 <Skirmish> Tell me what I need to do simba so I can avoid the attention from you and faux?
23:43:00 <Doodle> (_(_)XXXXXXXXXD~~
23:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
23:43:00 <simba> become someone else
23:43:00 <ShadowLurker> _||.|
23:43:00 <Serenity> dont full screen your mirc obv
23:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ simba
23:43:00 <Doodle> ~~~~~~
23:43:00 <ShadowLurker> 2p1s
23:43:00 <Doodle> ~~~ ~~~~~~
23:43:00 <Serenity> COW
23:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> moo
23:44:00 <Skirmish> I'm happy being me thanks.
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> invisible dick!
23:44:00 <Doodle> .
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> its a trap ladies
23:44:00 <Doodle> missed a bit
23:44:00 <Serenity> i think im gonna go have the hottest shower in the world
23:44:00 <simba> this is obviously why Skirmish cant think of anything to type about outside picard and kelevra and irc people because his giant tv is just full of irc full screened its like being stuck on the commercials network
23:44:00 <GhostDick3000> irc is one big commercial simba
23:44:00 <simba> deep
23:44:00 <Serenity> im making a channel about you now
23:44:00 <Serenity> #mauricesucksblackdicks
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> pix or it's not trew
23:45:00 <GhostDick3000> people advertising their best products to the masses
23:45:00 <GhostDick3000> and hoping people will buy
23:45:00 <Skirmish> Bit fried tonight? Nobody has said anything about Picard.
23:45:00 <simba> but you carefully leave out kelevra
23:45:00 <simba> god youre a dickhead
23:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> we need a stunt dick now
23:46:00 <Skirmish> wot?
23:46:00 <Doodle> stunt cock!
23:46:00 <Doodle> ey hows it goin
23:46:00 <doctor> I wish I were fry
23:46:00 <couleurs> i'm a french fry
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yus
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> ooo
23:46:00 <doctor> me no fry
23:47:00 <Serenity> i dont think anyone has willingly spoken about kelevra in a long time
23:47:00 <Mew> i have a bruise on my ass from getting spanked with a stunt cock
23:47:00 <Clarkson> suck shit Dugnuts
23:47:00 <GhostDick3000> haha
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:47:00 <Skirmish> Lay off the drugs simba. Get some help.
23:47:00 <Dugnuts> what now
23:47:00 <Dugnuts> screw you Clarkson
23:47:00 <Clarkson> Yeahh messy stuff that shit is
23:47:00 <GhostDick3000> such shit Dugnuts
23:47:00 <GhostDick3000> suck too
23:47:00 <Dugnuts> fail
23:47:00 <Doodle> suck dug Shitnuts
23:48:00 <simba> yeah but Serenity what you think and reality is very different
23:48:00 <GhostDick3000> fuck dogs Shutnits
23:48:00 <Doodle> loool
23:48:00 <Serenity> simba im not you, i dont just make shit up to suit myself
23:48:00 <simba> sif troll me
23:48:00 <Serenity> weall know that little bubble you call reality isnt exactly.. real
23:48:00 <Doodle> not the bubble
23:48:00 <simba> terrible
23:49:00 <Mew> not the gumdrop bubble
23:49:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Major Lazer - Bubble Butt.mp3 (6.78MB 192kbps Mono 4:56)
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> cum bubble
23:49:00 <Clarkson> shads loves the cock
23:49:00 <couleurs> such brick Uugbutts
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> *vomits*
23:49:00 <Doodle> lol trust u kate
23:49:00 <Serenity> ow apt Clarkson
23:49:00 <Clarkson> but in all reality hes not the king dick of ritual bullshit , like our pope n stuff but he sure is the guy that piuts the word out there n pulls the delusional in
23:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> ;)
23:49:00 <Serenity> OW
23:49:00 <Doodle> ow apt mviii
23:49:00 <GhostDick3000> et tu
23:49:00 <Maurice> EXCUSE ME
23:49:00 <Maurice> I haven't been laid in forever
23:49:00 <Maurice> I deserve thsi
23:49:00 <Maurice> This too
23:50:00 <couleurs> i'm the king dick of ritual bullshit
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics
23:50:00 <GhostDick3000> welcome to irc, where the stories are made up and the nicks dont matter
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> or it's not trew
23:50:00 <couleurs> our pope n stuff
23:50:00 <Serenity> haha
23:50:00 <Q{{> fat anaconda!
23:50:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity that chair
23:50:00 <Serenity> i dont know whether its cool or repulsive
23:51:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11042302_473405609499601_877131029187709969_n.jpg?oh=6a875b0040401507206cda7a02a25a76&oe=569A83A9
23:51:00 <Serenity> !!!!!
23:51:00 <GhostDick3000> nobody care
23:51:00 <Maurice> I'm leaning towards erotic
23:51:00 <Serenity> what does he mean by real leather? ... is it real humans?
23:51:00 <Maurice> I'm wondering if its a joke thing
23:52:00 <Maurice> And yeah he mentions working at a funeral home
23:53:00 <GhostDick3000> well thats a lie
23:53:00 <GhostDick3000> i do care abuot that lower right one
23:53:00 <GhostDick3000> and the freeza
23:54:00 <ShadowLurker> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11182263_156751528004021_8590293208477641260_n.jpg?oh=3fa973e259495730bf69145d20a72089&oe=5699F905
23:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> eh
23:55:00 <Serenity> ok its ed geins chair
23:55:00 <Maurice> See, I knew it was erotic
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:59:00 <doctor> i cant say i miss old perth
23:59:00 <GhostDick3000> i dont miss new perth
23:59:00 <GhostDick3000> the sooner my place is built out in the country im outta here
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