// #melbourne — 2015-09-25
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00:12:00 <Maurice> Wb spack
00:15:00 <TheRiddler> Hai
00:15:00 <TheRiddler> Waiting to be called
00:15:00 <TheRiddler> This hospital is understaffed
00:16:00 <TheRiddler> I'm told
00:16:00 <Maurice> Maybe they're avoiding you
00:16:00 <Maurice> It happens
00:17:00 <TheRiddler> Yeh stfu
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me,i think i've sprained me ankle :|
00:28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know you'll rest easy knowing that :P
00:28:00 <Serenity> elevate it
00:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have been
00:29:00 <Maurice> You know what helps with sprains?
00:29:00 <Maurice> Oral
00:29:00 <Maurice> Give it, take it, it doesn't matter
00:30:00 <Maurice> katatonic_kate01, get on it
00:30:00 <grem> i know what you are all thinking
00:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> olol
00:30:00 <grem> it's all true
00:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:31:00 <Serenity> rofl
00:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> flesh light with your other hand dude
00:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> toodles
00:32:00 <grem> now there's a thought
00:33:00 <Maurice> Typical kate, gets you all riled up and leaves
00:34:00 <Serenity> lool
00:46:00 <\RomeoHacktAlien\> lysergic
00:48:00 <ShadowLurker> https://41.media.tumblr.com/a15a52952f56b357e886fb6c557643cc/tumblr_nv58fhh5za1upjv2xo1_400.jpg
00:49:00 <\RomeoHacktAlien\> unhorny
00:49:00 <BlackDevil> well that gave me a hard on
00:51:00 <\RomeoHacktAlien\> well that made me flacid
00:53:00 <ShadowLurker> https://41.media.tumblr.com/4c1c87318ff55501ad403393c1f6959a/tumblr_nugfhdtigw1scp6t2o1_400.jpg
00:53:00 <\RomeoHacktAlien\> i dare to ask but what is it?
00:53:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
00:53:00 <\RomeoHacktAlien\> this time
00:53:00 <\RomeoHacktAlien\> ha ok
01:06:00 <TheRiddler> I am back
01:07:00 <dematerialised> are you dead yet TheDarkTruth
01:08:00 <dematerialised> er
01:08:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler
01:08:00 <dematerialised> fuckign
01:08:00 <dematerialised> get out TheDarkTruth
01:08:00 <dematerialised> did you know that if you eat nothign but m&ms all day your poop comes out black
01:08:00 <Maurice> Lies
01:08:00 <Maurice> That sounds like a 3 day challenge to me
01:09:00 <dematerialised> its been a 4 day challenge for me
01:09:00 <dematerialised> im gonna see if i can get away with not going to work at all this week and stil get paid
01:09:00 <Maurice> Get me MnMs, I want to try
01:09:00 <dematerialised> are you back yet/
01:09:00 <dematerialised> ?
01:10:00 <Maurice> Yah
01:10:00 <Maurice> Hit my driveway at 11.45am, after stopping twice so my kid could spew
01:10:00 <dematerialised> sounds like an adventure
01:11:00 <Maurice> It was pretty gross
01:11:00 <Maurice> One spew fest happened in a bucket in the car
01:11:00 <dematerialised> hopefully not in the new rocket
01:11:00 <TheRiddler> yes I'm dying of loneliness
01:11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:11:00 <dematerialised> you have an ear infection btw TheRiddler
01:12:00 <TheRiddler> the doctor checked my ears
01:12:00 <TheRiddler> they're both fine
01:12:00 <Maurice> dematerialised, yeah in the VF
01:12:00 <dematerialised> is your doctor on crack
01:12:00 <dematerialised> haha suck shit, i mean aww that sucks
01:12:00 <dematerialised> :P
01:12:00 <Maurice> It's ok, it landed in the bucket, not on the leather seats
01:13:00 <dematerialised> thats one thing i do miss about my old xr
01:13:00 <dematerialised> is the leatherness
01:13:00 <dematerialised> and all the factory momo bits
01:14:00 <TheRiddler> said it was a lingering cold
01:14:00 <Maurice> The leather just smells yum
01:14:00 <TheRiddler> and to talk to my gp in a couple of days if still goes on
01:14:00 <dematerialised> the way you described it sounded very much like an ear or sinus infection
01:14:00 <dematerialised> suppose time will tell
01:14:00 <TheRiddler> probably
01:15:00 <TheRiddler> It started as a sore throat
01:15:00 <Maurice> I want to say 'since when did you become a dr?' but my last experience showed the dr I saw on holiday was a dickbag and was wrong
01:15:00 <Maurice> So carry on
01:16:00 <dematerialised> im actually a gp
01:16:00 <Maurice> Giant Prick?
01:16:00 <dematerialised> great person
01:16:00 <Maurice> Oh, my bad
01:16:00 <dematerialised> its ok people often get them confused
01:16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:17:00 <Maurice> This fucking cat is sprawled out on my arm rest so I have to hold my beer between my legs
01:17:00 <Maurice> Bitch is paying me back for being in a cattery
01:17:00 <dematerialised> i thought the other half was home?
01:17:00 <Maurice> And she's licking herself really loud
01:17:00 <Maurice> He was
01:17:00 <Maurice> But he was painting and had to open the windows for fumes (not flyscreens)
01:17:00 <dematerialised> ah fairymuff
01:17:00 <Maurice> No*
01:18:00 <Maurice> And at least you didn't say better half, since we all know thats me..
01:18:00 <dematerialised> haha
01:18:00 <Serenity> fuck off its me
01:18:00 <Serenity> whore
01:18:00 <Maurice> You zip it, bitch
01:18:00 <Maurice> Lets scissor
01:19:00 <Serenity> Let's go
01:19:00 <Maurice> I'm mounted and ready
01:19:00 <Serenity> 3 2 1
01:19:00 <Serenity> go
01:20:00 <Serenity> and im spent
01:20:00 <Maurice> Same, someone clean me up
01:20:00 <Serenity> wheres doodle when you need him
01:20:00 <Maurice> Being a poof probably
01:21:00 <Serenity> typical
01:21:00 <Maurice> BIG POOFY HOMO DOODLE
01:28:00 <Maurice> Oh, ok since you insist
01:28:00 <DoItFaggots> :3
01:30:00 <Maurice> Shh, I'm doing it
01:30:00 <DoItFaggots> doing it and doing it well?
01:31:00 <Maurice> Obvs
01:33:00 <Serenity> god damn showering is my second fave thing
01:33:00 <DoItFaggots> i need to hurry up and move to a place with a shower thats tall enough
01:34:00 <Maurice> Hang on
01:34:00 <Maurice> Don't tell me your first fave is sex
01:34:00 <Maurice> Coz it's not
01:34:00 <Maurice> Showers before bros
01:35:00 <Serenity> no my first is eating cheesecake
01:35:00 <DoItFaggots> mmm cheesecake
01:35:00 <Maurice> Fuck yes, count me in
01:35:00 <Maurice> Apple crumble cheesecake
01:35:00 <Maurice> I wish they made a waterproof cheesecake, I'd never leave the shower
01:42:00 <Serenity> fuck its gonna be the thing i miss most
01:42:00 <Serenity> right behind whoppers with cheese
01:42:00 <DoItFaggots> mmm whopper with cheese
01:43:00 <Maurice> BEETROOT
01:44:00 <DoItFaggots> ive still yet to give that a shot
01:44:00 <Maurice> Bad
01:47:00 <Serenity> im kinda enjoying this warm weather
01:47:00 <DoItFaggots> im not, the fucking bugs and moths are insane
01:48:00 <DoItFaggots> TheRiddler: my cities is patching
01:48:00 <Maurice> I've had a max of 24, it's been great
01:48:00 <DoItFaggots> i tihnk after dark came out
01:48:00 <TheRiddler> yes
01:48:00 <TheRiddler> it did
01:49:00 <TheRiddler> came out today
01:49:00 <Serenity> it was in the 30s here today
01:49:00 <Serenity> and my house barely warmed up
01:49:00 <Serenity> im keen for summer
01:50:00 <Maurice> I am fucking not
01:50:00 <Maurice> Horrible shit
01:50:00 <Serenity> im just gonna hibernate inside for the rest of the year
01:50:00 <Maurice> I want to do that
01:50:00 <Maurice> Make the kids walk to school
01:51:00 <Serenity> !weather perth au
01:51:00 <Serenity> umm
03:42:00 <Doodle> [01:21] <Maurice> BIG POOFY HOMO DOODLE
03:42:00 <Doodle> rude
04:53:00 <faux> Blahh
11:57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oi bitches wake up
12:01:00 <gs69azza> no.
12:02:00 <Abortion> Zap, muthafucka
12:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes fuck ya
12:06:00 <Clarkson> both sucked cock real nice
12:06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha thanks Clarkson
12:07:00 <Clarkson> Ugly fucking things
12:38:00 <Bhemop> boom boom whoe
12:39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> +r
12:40:00 <Bhemop> wonder if I can fit a coffee mug up there
12:57:00 <georgeandwell> hi
12:57:00 <georgeandwell> hows every1
13:31:00 <British^Meat> next!
13:44:00 <Abortion> !previous
13:49:00 <Doodle> heh
13:50:00 <British^Meat> hah
13:50:00 <British^Meat> i like that
13:50:00 <British^Meat> previous
13:50:00 <British^Meat> i shall combats kates nexts with previous
14:06:00 <GhostDick3000> faggots
14:10:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
14:14:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/krummelvirkrummel/photos/a.550757161651804.1073741829.550672471660273/805269539533897/?type=3&theater
14:17:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1486670_805269539533897_8409998415683958912_n.jpg?oh=4419b5b1eebe841b2694e64bea595eaa&oe=56621720 for anyone who doesnt have fb
14:18:00 <Serenity> why would you do this
14:18:00 <Serenity> i literally want to slam my face into that
14:19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> could be worst Serenity
14:19:00 <Serenity> dont do it
14:19:00 <Serenity> DONT
14:19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh ok i promise i wont :)
14:19:00 <Serenity> aha ty
14:19:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck and i dont break promises either :(
14:20:00 <Serenity> woo hoo
14:20:00 <Serenity> haha
14:20:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> WHAT IVE DONE
14:21:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i just wont mention that song so ill sing others :D
14:22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> the good time that made us laugh
14:30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> who are you, who are you
14:38:00 <faux> I think i deserve a nap
14:38:00 <ShadowLurker> *fap
14:38:00 <faux> both will do
14:38:00 <faux> ;D
14:39:00 <faux> Good ol fap&nap
14:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahah
14:41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> ive done that many times :)
14:44:00 <Serenity> are people more open about masturbation these days or is it just something teenagers think is embarassing and when you become an adult its not actually an issue
14:46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i think its the former
14:48:00 <Serenity> just more open in general maybe
14:51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah maybe
14:51:00 <doctor> more open, straight dudes like to marvel at dicks and aren't as ashamed to admit to it
14:52:00 <Serenity> haha doctor this is true
14:58:00 <ShadowLurker> wow wow wow wub wub wub turr turr wub wee wirr wub wub
15:00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wtf lol
15:01:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p2EaZROeHw
15:01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fedde Le Grand - Twisted (Eptic Remix) Views: 65,024 Uploader: MistaDubstep Uploaded: Aug 9, 2014 Duration: 3m2s Rating: 4.90
15:02:00 <Serenity> swinging a cat by the tail in a tin shed
15:02:00 <ShadowLurker> loool
15:12:00 <MrMark> music!!!
15:19:00 <MrMark> music TheRon
15:20:00 <dematerialised> play music
15:20:00 <dematerialised> go
15:20:00 <dematerialised> start
15:20:00 <dematerialised> play song
15:20:00 <dematerialised> play track
15:20:00 <dematerialised> start music
15:20:00 <TheRon> evryone's a winner baby that's the truth
15:21:00 <Serenity> mm burning electics
15:23:00 <Serenity> +r
15:23:00 <TheRon> lamb red wine casserole for tea tonight
15:24:00 <Abortion> for some reason I interpreted that as -r at first, so I was like buning electics?
15:24:00 <Serenity> hahah
15:32:00 <MrMark> red red wine...stay close to me......
15:33:00 <faux> Fuck sez
15:33:00 <Serenity> ?
15:33:00 <faux> I empathise so bad with Rob but hes offered so much hep
15:33:00 <faux> Help
15:33:00 <faux> And refuses it all
15:33:00 <faux> Seriously
15:33:00 <Serenity> yeah thats why i got shitty with him
15:33:00 <faux> Help came to him
15:34:00 <Serenity> they all offer him so much and he sits there wallowing
15:34:00 <faux> and he locks himsdlf in his room
15:34:00 <faux> And wants hand ojts
15:34:00 <faux> Uh
15:34:00 <Serenity> wollowing?
15:34:00 <faux> i feel bad for khloe
15:34:00 <Serenity> whatever hes a pain
15:34:00 <faux> Wallowing
15:34:00 <faux> Was correct
15:34:00 <MrMark> wallowing in his own misery
15:34:00 <Serenity> khloe takes on so much of the burden
15:35:00 <faux> I know i feel horrible for her she broke down and was like why do u do this to me ive taken shit for hears etc
15:35:00 <faux> Years*
15:35:00 <faux> :'(
15:35:00 <Serenity> she looks after all of them when you look at it
15:35:00 <faux> Yeah
15:36:00 <zaim> do you guys ever work?
15:36:00 <Serenity> even while she was going through that shit with lamar they all wanted her for something
15:36:00 <faux> nope im unemployed
15:37:00 <faux> I sit home and finger my asshole all day
15:37:00 <Clarkson> fivecougz cock is only 8 bits long
15:37:00 <zaim> unemployed yet self employed?
15:37:00 <faux> I paint and sell my paintings so i guess so
15:37:00 <zaim> thats awesome
15:37:00 <zaim> got a website?
15:38:00 <faux> Nah i have a flickr acct i was goin to make a website but im lazy and keep putting it off
15:38:00 <faux> Brb i need tocpee
15:38:00 <zaim> whats ya flickr
15:39:00 <Serenity> no one on irc works dnt be stupid
15:40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i dont work and earn 2800 a fortnight :D
15:41:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Abortion i have 90 dwellers :)
15:42:00 <psYbR> whats that ashleighxtrinity you got another Abortion
15:42:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ..
15:42:00 <ashleighxtrinity> F off
15:43:00 <psYbR> lol k
15:43:00 <Serenity> wow dude thats not cool
15:44:00 <psYbR> Serenity: hey babe
15:44:00 <British^Meat> err
15:44:00 <zaim> watta qt.
15:44:00 <British^Meat> what a time to look at the screeen
15:44:00 <MrMark> meat
15:45:00 <dematerialised> so many faggots
15:45:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hey dematerialised
15:45:00 <dematerialised> hello der
15:46:00 <TheRiddler> I have reached the max cap of dwellers
15:46:00 <TheRiddler> and I just named 1 after Liinda lol
15:46:00 <TheRon> richmond supporters are dwellers
15:46:00 <faux> Fuckkkkk
15:46:00 <TheRiddler> I dont remeber where I put ashleighxtrinity dweller
15:46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Whats the max?
15:46:00 <gs69azza> fuck
15:46:00 <Clarkson> lol me andthe rest of #melb gangfucked ur slut of a mum
15:46:00 <TheRiddler> 200
15:46:00 <gs69azza> 400
15:46:00 <faux> My nail just flipped back
15:46:00 <gs69azza> yeah fuck indeed
15:46:00 <Serenity> ouch
15:46:00 <faux> worst feeling ever
15:46:00 <dematerialised> how did you manage that
15:46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ewww owww
15:46:00 <TheRiddler> I think she might be in the game room
15:47:00 <dematerialised> fingering your asshole too enthusiastically
15:47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:47:00 <Serenity> i do that so often -_-
15:47:00 <faux> what fingering your asshole?
15:47:00 <gs69azza> mmm ass
15:47:00 <Serenity> yeah that
15:47:00 <faux> loll
15:47:00 <gs69azza> haha
15:47:00 <TheRon> each to their own i say
15:47:00 <gs69azza> what's your snappy again?
15:47:00 <faux> I flicked it against the clothes line
15:47:00 <gs69azza> I gots a new one
15:48:00 <dematerialised> ouch
15:48:00 <faux> Mine?
15:48:00 <gs69azza> si
15:48:00 <psYbR> Clarkson: write a book about it
15:48:00 <Clarkson> theres far too much funny shit on imgur
15:48:00 <psYbR> lots of illustrations
15:48:00 <faux> Noticed u
15:48:00 <Serenity> god i want a sausage roll
15:48:00 <faux> omg lol
15:48:00 <gs69azza> I noticed youre online too
15:48:00 <Serenity> what an odd craving
15:48:00 <faux> I said that this morning!!!!
15:48:00 <Serenity> haha srs
15:48:00 <faux> yesss
15:49:00 <faux> Was telling craig and amsy
15:49:00 <TheRon> MrMark: sir duke
15:49:00 <Serenity> theres a bakery like 50m up the road here
15:49:00 <Serenity> and they make the best ones
15:49:00 <faux> Im like i need a sosidge roll wiv tamarto sorse ay m8
15:49:00 <TheRon> t sauce ruins everything
15:49:00 <TheRiddler> walk there and get a bottle of water
15:49:00 <TheRiddler> when is cheat day
15:49:00 <MrMark> its a long way to the shop if u want a sausage roll
15:49:00 <Serenity> its suppoed to be mondays but i havent done them
15:50:00 <TheRon> i don't like mondays
15:50:00 <TheRon> tell me why
15:50:00 <MrMark> manic monday
15:50:00 <TheRiddler> IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE SHOP IF YOU WANT A SAUSAGE ROLLLLLL
15:50:00 <Serenity> i might take the kids to get one after school and just sniff theirs
15:51:00 <gs69azza> i leaned down to bulk back up
15:51:00 <gs69azza> 103kg
15:51:00 <gs69azza> I'll eat a sausage roll for you
15:51:00 <TheRon> you parent your chidren? i thought you had free range children
15:51:00 <gs69azza> (y)
15:51:00 <Serenity> excuse me TheDarkTruth
15:51:00 <Serenity> TheRiddler
15:51:00 <Serenity> erkjhfrsdhg
15:51:00 <dematerialised> everything is cum
15:51:00 <Serenity> ffs
15:51:00 <Serenity> TheRon
15:52:00 <TheRiddler> I read that as chicken
15:52:00 <TheRon> :)
15:52:00 <gs69azza> everything cums
15:52:00 <gs69azza> and goes
15:52:00 <dematerialised> we are all cum
15:52:00 <Clarkson> [13:46:46] i dunno did you fart ?
15:52:00 <gs69azza> we were all cum at 1 stage
15:52:00 <Serenity> you're very passive aggressively rude TheRon
15:52:00 <TheRiddler> made from cum
15:52:00 <Clarkson> tell us all about the transgender male porn u use to paste to me
15:52:00 <faux> I settled for an omelette
15:52:00 <faux> Lol
15:52:00 <faux> aaron wheres me buttpix
15:52:00 <Serenity> if you have a problem say so
15:52:00 <gs69azza> it'll cum
15:52:00 <gs69azza> hahah
15:52:00 <dematerialised> lol
15:52:00 <Serenity> cum in ur butt?
15:52:00 <gs69azza> i can't stand up atm
15:52:00 <gs69azza> I'm at the stage of random boners
15:52:00 <gs69azza> it's mad
15:53:00 <Serenity> o.O
15:53:00 <MrMark> oooer
15:53:00 <TheRiddler> is viagra the new workout drug
15:53:00 <gs69azza> i found my sweet spot for test and estrogen to be RIDICULOUSLY horny
15:53:00 <TheRiddler> oh adrenaline
15:53:00 <gs69azza> TheRiddler: you take cialis pre wo as it's a vasodilator
15:53:00 <dematerialised> ooooh aaaah
15:53:00 <dematerialised> glen mcgrath
15:53:00 <gs69azza> and I've used adrenaline once... never again.
15:53:00 <MrMark> cum
15:53:00 <gs69azza> shit is deadly
15:54:00 <dematerialised> can also vouch for viagra as vasodialator
15:54:00 <TheRiddler> I bet
15:54:00 <Abortion> ashleighxtrinity: Nice. I've tried to slow down how many dwellers I get now. I'm at 130
15:54:00 <dematerialised> that's basically it's job
15:54:00 <Abortion> ashleighxtrinity: Only thing left to do is train people and send them out to the wasteland for rare swag
15:55:00 <TheRiddler> yep
15:55:00 <psYbR> ^ that nick is cracking me up
15:55:00 <TheRiddler> hope they up the cap sometime
15:55:00 <Abortion> wait, what is the dweller cap?
15:55:00 <Serenity> what are you guys playing
15:55:00 <TheRiddler> 200
15:55:00 <dematerialised> fallout shelter
15:55:00 <Abortion> Fallout Shelter
15:55:00 <Serenity> oh right
15:56:00 <TheRiddler> it's good as a free tablet game
15:56:00 <Abortion> It is at the point where, I'm not sure I even want to play anymore
15:56:00 <Abortion> But I just want to get more swag
15:56:00 <Abortion> so I keep playing it
15:56:00 <TheRiddler> you dont even need to buy anything
15:56:00 <dematerialised> yeah its too easy to max out
15:56:00 <Abortion> oh yeah if I wanted to max my dweller count out
15:56:00 <Serenity> can i get it on my phone
15:56:00 <Abortion> but then I'd have to put in loads more rooms
15:56:00 <gs69azza> it wont go down
15:57:00 <gs69azza> damn it
15:57:00 <TheRiddler> stick a pin in it
15:57:00 <dematerialised> hit it with a hammer
15:57:00 <dematerialised> slit your cock-throat with a rusty razor
15:57:00 <dematerialised> let the blood flow
15:57:00 <gs69azza> umma just go do the whole tuck up trick and head to the toilets
15:58:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Cool Abortion :)
15:58:00 <dematerialised> coolest abortion
15:58:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Yeah ill be sad when i get that many dwellers itll ruin the game
15:59:00 <TheRiddler> I had to send some out to die
15:59:00 <Abortion> wat
15:59:00 <Abortion> why
15:59:00 <TheRiddler> because I had a special dweller arive
15:59:00 <TheRiddler> *arrive
16:00:00 <Abortion> oh
16:00:00 <TheRiddler> and I had to make room
16:00:00 <Serenity> yes serenity you can get it on your phone
16:00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00:00 <Serenity> awesome serenity ty
16:00:00 <TheRiddler> I dont know how well it'll work on phone
16:00:00 <dematerialised> yeah
16:00:00 <Abortion> yeah its a pretty demanding game
16:00:00 <dematerialised> phone compatibility isnt guaranteed
16:00:00 <Abortion> demanding in terms of phone grunt
16:00:00 <Serenity> no no go back to ignoring me its ok
16:01:00 <TheRiddler> also it really benefits from a larger screen too
16:01:00 <Abortion> something I don't have
16:01:00 <Abortion> It only demonstrates to me that Keyboard and Mouse are the best system
16:01:00 <Abortion> So many frustrations with touch
16:01:00 <TheRiddler> oh yeah
16:01:00 <dematerialised> k&m master race
16:01:00 <TheRiddler> the touch in it is not good
16:02:00 <TheRiddler> do you have it running on blustacks?
16:02:00 <Abortion> on what sorry?
16:02:00 <Abortion> though, I just had a thought, I could plug a USB mouse in and try lol
16:02:00 <TheRiddler> it's a android emulator for pc
16:02:00 <dematerialised> mine runs on bluestones
16:02:00 <TheRiddler> *an
16:03:00 <TheRiddler> bluestones cookware
16:03:00 <Abortion> Hmm
16:03:00 <Abortion> haven't heard of it
16:04:00 <dematerialised> prepare yourselves
16:04:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/h3iQZ
16:05:00 <TheRiddler> >_<
16:05:00 <psYbR> not found
16:05:00 <TheRiddler> lucky you
16:05:00 <TheRiddler> it looks like suncream
16:05:00 <dematerialised> that first one though
16:06:00 <TheRiddler> spitting out
16:06:00 <dematerialised> it looks just like me jizzing
16:06:00 <Abortion> I've run my phone under cold water to get it to cool down
16:06:00 <Abortion> because of that game
16:06:00 <dematerialised> i run underwater sometimes
16:06:00 <zaim> HOLY FUCKIN SQUIRT
16:06:00 <dematerialised> too much for ash to handle
16:06:00 <dematerialised> fatality
16:07:00 <dematerialised> what's the weather like down your way TheRiddler
16:07:00 <Abortion> So you guys seen the 10,000USD phone? http://www.engadget.com/2015/09/23/vertu-new-signature-touch-2015/
16:07:00 <dematerialised> i feel like going for a drive
16:08:00 <TheRiddler> warm
16:08:00 <dematerialised> is there a nice cool breeze?
16:08:00 <TheRiddler> nah
16:08:00 <dematerialised> bugger
16:08:00 <TheRiddler> it's a perth breeze
16:08:00 <TheRiddler> warm n meh
16:09:00 <dematerialised> yeah bom says its nne
16:09:00 <Abortion> Summer, is coming
16:09:00 <dematerialised> so its shitty
16:09:00 <Abortion> The starks are always right eventually, Summer is coming
16:09:00 <TheRiddler> rlol
16:09:00 <Abortion> straya mate
16:10:00 <dematerialised> esperance is getting straight northerlies
16:10:00 <dematerialised> that'd suck
16:10:00 <TheRiddler> it's only good for drying clothes
16:10:00 <dematerialised> haha yeah
16:10:00 <dematerialised> two more months until the gap re-opens
16:10:00 <dematerialised> well one really
16:10:00 <TheRiddler> cool
16:10:00 <dematerialised> that's if they dont extend it again
16:11:00 <dematerialised> all because fuckwits are too stupid to understand that it's a fucking 30m cliff face
16:12:00 <TheRiddler> http://recipes.mercola.com/lemon-coconut-pudding-recipe.aspx?x_cid=20150923_recipe_lemon-coconut-pudding-recipe_facebookdoc
16:12:00 <dematerialised> that looks nom
16:14:00 <psYbR> thats a sweet phone Abortion
16:14:00 <psYbR> 10/10 would trade my car for it
16:14:00 <psYbR> aw man ash left. i got a scathing pm
16:14:00 <Serenity> no wonder
16:15:00 <dematerialised> is that because you're a cunt?
16:15:00 <Abortion> psYbR: lol, how much is your car worth?
16:15:00 <psYbR> ashleighxtrinity > You're a fucking cunt
16:15:00 <Clarkson> if we all got high together like the dudes that cover their boners with leaves wed run around freely , we wouldnt have bbq's and harleys but we would have animalistic sex
16:15:00 <Serenity> do you make fun of people with cancer too?
16:15:00 <dematerialised> ah well that answers it
16:15:00 <Serenity> or people who have lost loved ones
16:15:00 <psYbR> oh cmon, people make fun of that shit all the time
16:15:00 <Serenity> and those people are cunts
16:15:00 <Doodle> what shit
16:15:00 <Clarkson> im just here for the bitches
16:15:00 <psYbR> people still laugh
16:16:00 <Serenity> Im not laughing
16:16:00 <psYbR> didn't say it had to be you
16:17:00 <TheRiddler> did she take your ps2 in the breakup?
16:17:00 <psYbR> she stole my frikkin s4
16:18:00 <dematerialised> did you call the police
16:18:00 <dematerialised> because that is a crime
16:19:00 <psYbR> nah idgaf
16:19:00 <dematerialised> you have not done your civic duty
16:20:00 <psYbR> i still dgaf
16:20:00 <dematerialised> shame on you
16:20:00 <Doodle> 420
16:20:00 <dematerialised> people like you are why this country is on a downhill slide
16:20:00 <Doodle> are not
16:20:00 <dematerialised> not you
16:20:00 <Doodle> hehee
16:20:00 <dematerialised> you're lovely
16:21:00 <dematerialised> <3
16:21:00 <Doodle> re00www
16:21:00 <Doodle> <3
16:21:00 <Doodle> i wish i wasnt too bent to go shopping
16:21:00 <Doodle> its so bright
16:22:00 <Doodle> i melted my parent paper shredder so i need to go buy another one
16:22:00 <Doodle> *parents
16:22:00 <dematerialised> lol how did you manage that
16:22:00 <Doodle> shredding paper
16:22:00 <dematerialised> shredded too many top secret documents
16:22:00 <Doodle> i had 6 years worth of bills etc
16:22:00 <Doodle> got through about 2 years worth
16:22:00 <dematerialised> oh yeah i should probably do that at some point
16:23:00 <dematerialised> ive got like a bookcase full of A4 lever arch folders full of old paperwork
16:23:00 <Doodle> i pulled it apart, found the melted cog
16:23:00 <Doodle> $80 for another one
16:23:00 <Doodle> so new shredder
16:23:00 <dematerialised> lol, like printers
16:23:00 <Doodle> fkn rort
16:24:00 <psYbR> 3d print one
16:24:00 <Doodle> well
16:24:00 <Doodle> its $80 for a new cog or $800 for a 3d printer
16:24:00 <Doodle> or $20 for a new shredder
16:24:00 <psYbR> or use someones 3d printer
16:25:00 <Doodle> i dont know anyone with one
16:25:00 <psYbR> maybe if you spent more than $20 the cogs wouldn't melt
16:25:00 <Doodle> i'd rather get a steel one made up
16:25:00 <dematerialised> psYbR you aren't funny and nobody likes you
16:25:00 <dematerialised> go away please
16:25:00 <Doodle> lol it has nothing to do with the cost of the shredder
16:25:00 <Doodle> they all melt
16:25:00 <Doodle> if you overuse them
16:25:00 <psYbR> dematerialised: ashleigh wont root you for defending her
16:25:00 <dematerialised> lol what
16:25:00 <dematerialised> i dont even know who ashleigh is
16:25:00 <Doodle> is she giving out roots
16:25:00 <ShadowLurker> doodle
16:25:00 <dematerialised> get over yourself matey
16:25:00 <ShadowLurker> you liar
16:25:00 <Doodle> what
16:25:00 <ShadowLurker> i have a printer
16:26:00 <psYbR> ok so what have i done to upset you dematerialised
16:26:00 <Doodle> oh
16:26:00 <Doodle> well
16:26:00 <dematerialised> nothing
16:26:00 <dematerialised> you're just a cunt
16:26:00 <dematerialised> and i dont like you
16:26:00 <Doodle> i have thrown it all in the bin now so its too late
16:26:00 <dematerialised> that's enough
16:26:00 <psYbR> well reasoned argument
16:26:00 <ShadowLurker> well shit
16:26:00 <dematerialised> if a complete stranger thinks you're a cunt
16:26:00 <Clarkson> there are things both males and females can do to make themselves irrestiable to the opposite sex
16:26:00 <dematerialised> that's a fair indiction
16:26:00 <dematerialised> i reckon
16:26:00 <ShadowLurker> i could have printed you one
16:26:00 <Doodle> i can still fish it out
16:26:00 <Doodle> lol
16:26:00 <psYbR> a complete stranger on the internet things im a cunt. damn time to rethink my life
16:26:00 <dematerialised> it is
16:26:00 <dematerialised> think about what you've done to earn such a title
16:27:00 <psYbR> you said it: nothing
16:27:00 <dematerialised> think about how you can become a better person
16:27:00 <psYbR> dematerialised> nothing
16:27:00 <dematerialised> and improve your quality of life
16:27:00 <dematerialised> work on those interpersonal skills
16:27:00 <dematerialised> perhaps take up meditation
16:28:00 <TheRon> drink a shitload of beer
16:28:00 <b-queen> and continue to take advice from internet people sitting on their high horse
16:28:00 <ShadowLurker> anhero
16:28:00 <psYbR> ^ i like TheRon's idea
16:28:00 <psYbR> consider it done
16:28:00 <ShadowLurker> oh fuck its b-queen
16:28:00 <dematerialised> basically kill yourself
16:28:00 <b-queen> aaaaaaaahaahahahhaahah
16:29:00 <b-queen> oH FuCK iTS B-QueeN
16:29:00 <amsy> lol
16:29:00 <dematerialised> SToP DeFeNDiNG aSHLeiGH SHe WoNT RooT You
16:29:00 <b-queen> ahahahahahahahhaa
16:29:00 <TheRon> you sure?
16:29:00 <dematerialised> i dunno
16:29:00 <dematerialised> i've never asked
16:30:00 <dematerialised> i probably should now
16:30:00 <amsy> youre like triple her age so...
16:30:00 <dematerialised> stir psYbR's syrup
16:30:00 <psYbR> lol go 4 it
16:30:00 <Doodle> olawd
16:30:00 <psYbR> if she does... happy for you
16:30:00 <b-queen> woah is dematerialised like 80
16:30:00 <dematerialised> i am
16:30:00 <amsy> yeah
16:30:00 <psYbR> you probably buy your shirts second hand too
16:30:00 <dematerialised> with age I have become wise
16:30:00 <b-queen> i am pretty good @ math
16:31:00 <dematerialised> and more spunky
16:31:00 <dematerialised> my grandma called me handsome once
16:31:00 <dematerialised> that's when i knew i could pick up all the ladies
16:31:00 <b-queen> my grandma called me a bitch once
16:31:00 <psYbR> my grandma died once
16:31:00 <psYbR> it was boring
16:31:00 <frayedknot> b-queen what did you say to that?
16:32:00 <TheRon> fuck you you old bag?
16:32:00 <dematerialised> i have become more powerful than even you could imagine
16:32:00 <b-queen> THaTS NoT VeRY NiCe GRaNNY
16:32:00 <gs69azza> iI have a tpain song stuck in my head
16:32:00 <psYbR> dematerialised: my graphing calculator is more powerful than you
16:33:00 <dematerialised> psYbR were you born aspie or did you have to work on it?
16:33:00 <TheRon> edwin starr - war
16:33:00 <psYbR> worked on it for a long time
16:33:00 <amsy> lol
16:33:00 <psYbR> ill crush you with my superhuman retard strength
16:34:00 <amsy> arent downies like... weirdly strong?
16:34:00 <psYbR> thats where that comes from...
16:34:00 <amsy> haha
16:36:00 <amsy> its hockey night tonight!!!!!
16:37:00 <TheRon> fight fight fight fight!
16:37:00 <nate> gs69azza https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqSq2vz7CJI
16:37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: T-Pain - Take Your Shirt Off Views: 10,039,835 Uploader: TPainVideosVEVO Uploaded: Dec 5, 2009 Duration: 4m32s Rating: 4.81
16:38:00 <TheRon> martha reeves and the vandellas - nowhere to run
16:40:00 <psYbR> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKuJAMz3Vzc
16:40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Metallica Playlist Views: 8,984,175 Uploader: HellDamage666 Uploaded: Nov 1, 2013 Duration: 128m18s Rating: 4.64
16:40:00 <amsy> ok you all listen to music
16:42:00 <Abortion> Oh, thanks for reminding me
16:43:00 <dematerialised> people who dont listen to music have gay and are aids
16:44:00 <TheRon> jared from subway wants to give all the children aids
16:45:00 <dematerialised> this is true
16:45:00 <dematerialised> he was trying to get them to eat the wrong kind of meat
16:47:00 <TheRon> jared lost weight by getting aids, now he wants to give aids to the kids
16:47:00 <dematerialised> i bet Jared didn't listen to music either
16:47:00 <TheRon> nope
16:47:00 <dematerialised> fucking heathen
16:48:00 <TheRon> joe hockey, why do they force feed that man
16:49:00 <dematerialised> cigars and whiskey
16:49:00 <dematerialised> my kinda man
16:50:00 <TheRon> he doesn't know anything about economics, he's an economist
16:53:00 <TheRon> hold the line, love isn't always on time
17:02:00 <TheRon> baker street
17:03:00 <TheRon> hands up if you've lit up?
17:16:00 <Serenity> well that was shit
17:17:00 <Dugnuts> what was?
17:18:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sorry i thought it went well when i cum in your eye ;)
17:27:00 <Serenity> accident outside the school
17:28:00 <invizzi> some hot girl tried to rob someone with a knife at deakin univerisyt
17:28:00 <TheRon> did a dealer get shot?
17:28:00 <Abortion> sounds promising
17:28:00 <Abortion> Was it a guy and did the guy ask her out despite the knife?
17:29:00 <invizzi> well i am assuming he asked her out since they report was on an 'attempted armed robbery'
17:30:00 <TheRon> mt austin high in wagga, has a 10 foot high iron bar fence and the lock the gates to keep everyone in
17:30:00 <TheRon> just getting the kids used to the view
17:31:00 <Serenity> boganville nice
17:40:00 <MrMark> love on the rocks TheRon
17:41:00 <TheRon> cracklin' rose get on board
17:41:00 <MrMark> woooho!
17:41:00 <MrMark> Neil
17:42:00 <TheRon> song sung blue everybody knows one
17:43:00 <MrMark> rainy here in syd
17:43:00 <TheRon> sunshine here, still cold
17:45:00 <MrMark> i touch myself
17:46:00 <invizzi> how many steps does it take to feel a girls bum
17:46:00 <TheRon> my my my delilah
17:49:00 <Serenity> is invizzi screwss irl?
17:49:00 <invizzi> no who is that?
17:49:00 <MrMark> and i would walk 500 miles....
17:50:00 <TheRon> you're in my heart. you're in my soul
17:50:00 <Serenity> someone else who talks about girls weirdly like you do
17:50:00 <invizzi> ok understood
17:54:00 <TheRon> robert palmer - she makes my day
18:00:00 <faux> Feck its freezing
18:00:00 <faux> My insides are icicles
18:00:00 <TheRon> so cold your pussy is frozen?
18:01:00 <faux> wow
18:01:00 <Dugnuts> you said it first
18:01:00 <TheRon> are you being served
18:01:00 <faux> i made no reference to my vagina
18:01:00 <TheRon> mrs slocum
18:01:00 <Serenity> ugh
18:02:00 <invizzi> i'm glad i never watched that show
18:02:00 <TheRon> pussy could've meant a cat
18:02:00 <Clarkson> this Get Smart movie is shit
18:02:00 <faux> Ok
18:02:00 <faux> Dinners redy
18:02:00 <faux> phew
18:04:00 <TheRon> MrMark: hall and oates - maneater
18:10:00 <dematerialised> cum
18:10:00 <MrMark> oooer
18:10:00 <MrMark> cum
18:10:00 <Clarkson> yeh fuck off beagle ffs
18:13:00 <doctor> she's a sandwich eater
18:15:00 <dematerialised> i could go a nice sandwich right about now
18:15:00 <TheRon> strike a pose, vogue
18:22:00 <TheRon> we don't need another hero
18:27:00 <TheRon> johnny and mary
18:32:00 <TheRon> i can't go for that no no can do
19:01:00 <georgeandwell> hi
19:03:00 <georgeandwell> hi n e grlzzzzz
19:03:00 <georgeandwell> 1rrrrrr
19:04:00 <couleurs> no
19:06:00 <dematerialised> hi georgeandwell i am 15 f cute
19:06:00 <dematerialised> pm for cheeky chat
19:15:00 <faux> LOL SEZ
19:16:00 <faux> Scott shavinf kourtneys vag
19:16:00 <partay> ewwww
19:58:00 <doctor> bring me back my broken night, my mirrored room, my secret life. it's lonely here there's no one left to torture!
20:25:00 <couleurs> freaky friday lyrics!!!!!
20:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
20:35:00 <couleurs> yea wat u want
20:36:00 <couleurs> x-facterrrrr
20:37:00 <Dugnuts> you got any glazed donuts?
20:39:00 <couleurs> no
20:39:00 <Dugnuts> well you got any jelly donuts?
20:39:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
20:39:00 <Dugnuts> you got any bavarian cream filled donuts?
20:40:00 <couleurs> no
20:40:00 <Dugnuts> you got any cinnamon rolls?
20:40:00 <Dugnuts> you got any apple fritters?
20:41:00 <couleurs> no
20:41:00 <Dugnuts> you got any bear claws?
20:41:00 <Dugnuts> you dont wanna go check?
20:41:00 <couleurs> ok
20:42:00 <Dugnuts> sooo?
20:43:00 <Dugnuts> heh
20:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai riddler
20:44:00 <couleurs> Dugnuts: the answer is...
20:44:00 <couleurs> no
20:44:00 <Dugnuts> Well, in that case - in that case what do you have?
20:45:00 <couleurs> it's a secret!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:45:00 <Dugnuts> i just hope its not a box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels
20:46:00 <doctor> I've got some skin left from my emaciated finger tips if anyone is interested
20:46:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzcKZOp_0iA
20:46:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Andrew Bayer feat. Molly Bancroft - Keep Your Secrets (Myon & Shane 54 Summer Of Love Mix) Views: 305,669 Uploader: Anjunabeats Uploaded: Apr 11, 2012 Duration: 4m1s Rating: 4.92
20:47:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS7-IMxbE2Y
20:47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hunters & Collectors - Blind Eye Views: 34,807 Uploader: LiberationMusicAus Uploaded: Mar 31, 2010 Duration: 4m27s Rating: 4.96
20:47:00 <doctor> mark seymour is pretty radical
20:47:00 <zaim> 1 dislike ay
20:47:00 <zaim> lets make it 2
20:48:00 <doctor> you're a horrible person
20:48:00 <zaim> ok ill remove it
20:48:00 <doctor> the damage is done; my feelings are hurt
20:48:00 <zaim> it didnt even accept my dislike lol wtf
20:49:00 <doctor> it was fate
20:49:00 <doctor> you cant dis the seymour
20:51:00 <zaim> you're right
20:58:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/GqZXqg8.jpg
21:00:00 <doctor> might buy some of that for myself
21:00:00 <couleurs> me 2
21:01:00 <doctor> lets share and watch the white snow storm marathon on TV
21:04:00 <couleurs> WoO-HoO
21:09:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TR4iBC_iaw
21:09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Traffic incident in Bray/Maidenhead 18.09.2015 Views: 63,600 Uploader: Brad Haverly Uploaded: Sep 22, 2015 Duration: 5m17s Rating: 4.75
21:51:00 <Doodle> pic of my rug for you faux: http://i.imgur.com/TfyTqcX.jpg
21:53:00 <TheRiddler> was hoping it was a rooster pic of him lying out like a bear skin rug
21:54:00 <couleurs> what u doin' 2 ur lites bra
21:54:00 <Doodle> globe is blown
21:54:00 <couleurs> farkin' 'ell m8
21:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> want some thing else blown?
21:55:00 <Doodle> yes
21:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:55:00 <Doodle> heheee
21:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> good - provide cupcakes
21:55:00 <Doodle> ok
21:55:00 <Doodle> easy
21:55:00 <couleurs> g2g dismantle half me car, globe is blown
21:55:00 <Doodle> yeah the headlight are worse
21:55:00 <Doodle> either front bumper pr front whee;s have to come off
21:55:00 <Doodle> *or
21:55:00 <Doodle> *wheels
21:55:00 <Doodle> .
21:55:00 <ShadowLurker> yurdewurst
21:56:00 <Doodle> ur
21:59:00 <Doodle> .
21:59:00 <Doodle> killed it
22:11:00 <TheRiddler> I now have to start taking panadol every day
22:12:00 <TheRiddler> because other wise my ears ache n I get dizzy n get headaches etc
22:14:00 <Serenity> go to the dr maybe
22:18:00 <b-queen> maybe a bug flew in your ear
22:18:00 <b-queen> and into your brain
22:19:00 <TheRiddler> I went to the doctor last thursday
22:19:00 <Serenity> well you need to go back
22:19:00 <b-queen> did he say there was a bug in your head
22:19:00 <TheRiddler> my regular doctor I cant see untill next friday
22:20:00 <TheRiddler> and rather not see the other doctors
22:20:00 <TheRiddler> err
22:20:00 <TheRiddler> rather
22:20:00 <TheRiddler> the reg nurses
22:20:00 <TheRiddler> because they're pretty bad
22:20:00 <Serenity> its your ear damage
22:21:00 <TheRiddler> I had my ears checked
22:21:00 <TheRiddler> and my throat
22:21:00 <TheRiddler> they were both very red
22:21:00 <TheRiddler> it's not just ears
22:21:00 <Serenity> obv if they are hurting
22:21:00 <Serenity> just go to the hospital
22:21:00 <TheRiddler> it started as a sore throat a few weeks back
22:21:00 <TheRiddler> the ears were later
22:22:00 <TheRiddler> like a week after the throat
22:36:00 <dematerialised> good bye blue sky
22:36:00 <dematerialised> goodbye blue sky
22:36:00 <dematerialised> goodbye
22:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
22:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> everyone is going
22:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> doh
22:36:00 <Serenity> jeepers
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