// #melbourne — 2015-09-28
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00:00:00 <amsy> boring race today stiggo
00:00:00 <thestig> yah very
00:01:00 <thestig> need old number 2 driver back to make it fun
00:01:00 <thestig> ricciardo coming to perth motorplex
00:01:00 <thestig> but might go to the dinner
00:01:00 <amsy> nice
00:02:00 <grem> rofl at bert n ernie
00:21:00 <Serenity> whoomp der it is
00:52:00 <dematerialised> CLooooooWWNNNNNNNNNDRiiiiiiLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
00:52:00 <knife> darcy key
00:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> eh
00:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> weidos
00:54:00 <Serenity> .
00:55:00 <dematerialised> dont let your dreams be dreams knife
00:55:00 <dematerialised> fucken boong
00:55:00 <dematerialised> stole me shoes
00:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> put down the ice pipe?
00:56:00 <dematerialised> me and knife
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> pick up a cup cake?
00:56:00 <dematerialised> we go way back
00:56:00 <dematerialised> to the dreamtime
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm sure you do!
00:56:00 <dematerialised> don't we mikey
00:57:00 <amelia> are you his bf
00:57:00 <dematerialised> i might be
00:57:00 <dematerialised> things were different when the great wagyl roamed this land
00:57:00 <amelia> cute
00:58:00 <dematerialised> i ask that you respect my heritage and my dreamtime retellings
01:02:00 <amelia> no
01:04:00 <knife> up ur ole
01:04:00 <dematerialised> i'll have to spear you in the leg then
01:08:00 <dematerialised> also, please donate to the RFDS: http://bit.ly/1JwPwLr
01:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol @ up ur ole
02:07:00 <faux> Wjpzjxoxuccjeenss
02:07:00 <dematerialised> agreed
02:08:00 <faux> Hi
02:08:00 <dematerialised> hello
02:08:00 <faux> Phew someones awake
02:08:00 <faux> I been up fpr 30 mins and cant get back to sleep
02:08:00 <faux> :'('('("((:(:
02:08:00 <dematerialised> i was about to go get some icecream
02:08:00 <faux> Yum
02:08:00 <faux> did u get donuts
02:08:00 <dematerialised> nah
02:08:00 <dematerialised> cbfed
02:08:00 <faux> Warm donut +ice cream
02:08:00 <faux> Oh
02:08:00 <dematerialised> and i should stop spending so much $$
02:08:00 <faux> eep
02:09:00 <dematerialised> and exercise responsible fiscal police
02:09:00 <dematerialised> policy*
02:09:00 <faux> i just drank some milk
02:09:00 <faux> Apparently thay helps u sleep
02:09:00 <dematerialised> warm milk does
02:09:00 <faux> Im like so wide awake its weird
02:09:00 <dematerialised> did you eat anything iwth lots of sugar before bed?
02:10:00 <faux> No im off sugar
02:10:00 <faux> Like where i can help it
02:10:00 <dematerialised> oic
02:10:00 <faux> I only eat thibgs w 10g or less
02:10:00 <dematerialised> i eat like 2kg of sugar a day
02:10:00 <faux> Lol
02:10:00 <faux> Doesnt it make u feel sick
02:10:00 <dematerialised> nah
02:11:00 <dematerialised> just fat
02:12:00 <faux> Lol fair enough
02:14:00 <thestig> oh faux still up
02:14:00 <faux> I was asleep
02:14:00 <faux> But woke up n now cant get back to sleep
02:14:00 <faux> :'(
02:14:00 <thestig> warm milk helps u sleep
02:15:00 <dematerialised> perhaps you need to masturbate
02:15:00 <faux> I had milk
02:15:00 <thestig> needs to be warm
02:16:00 <dematerialised> warm milk with a dash of whiskey
02:16:00 <faux> It was kol
02:16:00 <dematerialised> or baileys
02:16:00 <faux> Lol*
02:16:00 <thestig> like a cup of tea
02:17:00 <Maurice> My cat sneezed in her sleep then glared at me like it was my fault
02:17:00 <Maurice> Bitch needs an attitude adjustment
02:18:00 <Serenity> warm milk tastes like vomit
02:18:00 <dematerialised> you should do cornrows in her fur
02:19:00 <Maurice> I'd like to live
02:19:00 <Maurice> I love milk but I have to agree with Serenity
02:19:00 <dematerialised> yeah because if you don't she'll beat you harder
02:28:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sdtFJvDsuE
02:28:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: justgirlythings Views: 3,057,137 Uploader: DizastaMusic Uploaded: Jan 24, 2014 Duration: 5m11s Rating: 4.91
02:28:00 <dematerialised> its filthy frank muther fuckaaaaaaaaaa
02:31:00 <faux> Lol
02:32:00 <faux> Lordy
02:32:00 <dematerialised> filthy frank is my spirit animal
02:32:00 <faux> I love soft feet. I always rub my feets together in bed
02:32:00 <faux> So weird
02:32:00 <faux> But it relaxes me
02:33:00 <dematerialised> i'd rub your feet together in bed too
02:33:00 <faux> lol
02:33:00 <faux> Tysm
02:34:00 <thestig> lol
02:35:00 <thestig> hmm what to watch
02:35:00 <dematerialised> filthy frank clearly
02:35:00 <thestig> Z for Zachariah?
02:36:00 <Maurice> I had to read that book in high school
02:36:00 <Maurice> Load of shit
02:36:00 <Clarkson> [21:58] <soulcalibre> hahahaha u got fucking OWNED!
02:37:00 <Q{{> watch "In Time"
02:37:00 <thestig> that was a good movie
02:38:00 <Q{{> yeh
02:38:00 <Q{{> similar to l ogan run
02:38:00 <Q{{> logan
02:38:00 <dematerialised> nini faux
02:38:00 <Q{{> 70s film
02:38:00 <Q{{> but yeh in time was good
02:38:00 <thestig> i might watch logan run
02:39:00 <Q{{> forbidden planet u probably seen already
02:39:00 <thestig> wb
02:39:00 <dematerialised> nini faux
02:39:00 <faux> Tenks
02:40:00 <faux> night shane
02:40:00 <thestig> need a new mandarin
02:40:00 <dematerialised> mornign faux
02:40:00 <faux> :/
02:40:00 <faux> Morning
02:40:00 <dematerialised> :P
02:40:00 <Q{{> no appetite for a mandarin
02:40:00 <dematerialised> id like a mandarin
02:40:00 <Q{{> i need a pretty princess to peel it for me
02:41:00 <thestig> lol
02:41:00 <faux> gross
02:42:00 <thestig> whats gross
02:42:00 <dematerialised> did you know that red rooster gravy doubles as glue?
02:42:00 <Q{{> then she wud feed me slice by slice with her lips
02:42:00 <Q{{> long time ago, when red rooster was new to me
02:42:00 <Q{{> i walked by i was big red rooster sign
02:42:00 <Q{{> i walked in
02:43:00 <Q{{> i went to the girl at the counter and asked for 'red rooster'
02:43:00 <faux> Q is gross
02:43:00 <dematerialised> q is autistic
02:43:00 <faux> Extremely
02:43:00 <dematerialised> whatever floats your boat
02:43:00 <dematerialised> or sinks it
02:43:00 <dematerialised> YOWWWWWWWWW
02:43:00 <faux> k den
02:43:00 <amsy> lmao @ yow
02:43:00 <Q{{> the girl was surprised and told me theres no such thing as red rooster
02:44:00 <faux> ...
02:44:00 <dematerialised> im quoting filthy frank
02:44:00 <dematerialised> he's penetrating my very soul
02:44:00 <dematerialised> im sorry
02:44:00 <amsy> one of the chars in Plebs also says YOWS
02:44:00 <amsy> -S
02:44:00 <amsy> :')
02:44:00 <dematerialised> black culture
02:44:00 <dematerialised> always entertaining
02:44:00 <dematerialised> goes back to their slave roots i suppose
02:44:00 <faux> This is the worst story ever
02:45:00 <thestig> salve
02:45:00 <faux> one time i walked past mcdonalds and went in and asked for ronald loleolleol the girl was shocked and said soz hes busy out back smokin j's come back later pls tysm
02:45:00 <dematerialised> haha
02:45:00 <amsy> loleolleol
02:45:00 <faux> I was like bitch u ruined my irc story what am i gonna tell em now
02:45:00 <amsy> lol
02:46:00 <dematerialised> this one time i walked past subway and went in and i asked for two little bread sticks and she was shock and said they only sell child sexual services
02:46:00 <dematerialised> i was like o k
02:46:00 <amsy> one time i went into red rooster and ordered a twister
02:46:00 <Q{{> they really need to change "you" to "u" (not U)
02:46:00 <amsy> accidentally
02:46:00 <faux> Lol Q used to paste pics of himsef standing next to what was very clearlt a couple and say that the girl was his gf e en though she was like 7 metres away
02:46:00 <faux> Couleurs and lauhhed so hard
02:46:00 <amsy> who is it even?
02:47:00 <Q{{> 2 feet away
02:47:00 <dematerialised> i mix up ultimate double whoppers and double quarter pounders all the time
02:47:00 <faux> idk how to ever answer that question
02:47:00 <faux> Its Q
02:47:00 <faux> lol
02:47:00 <Q{{> omg how can u exaggerate so
02:47:00 <amsy> i have no idea who q is though, is it new? any other nicks etc
02:47:00 <faux> no
02:47:00 <faux> just q
02:47:00 <faux> not new
02:47:00 <amsy> lol fair enough
02:48:00 <Q{{> man that was so long ago
02:48:00 <Q{{> seem like last life
02:48:00 <faux> admits he lied
02:48:00 <faux> Can u paste us the pics of u in the cat mask
02:48:00 <faux> Loeoeossollllllol
02:48:00 <amsy> yes do that
02:48:00 <dematerialised> THaT WaS So LoNG aGo
02:48:00 <thestig> is this even real???
02:48:00 <faux> GeT oVa iT
02:48:00 <dematerialised> HoW CaN MiRRoRS Be ReaL iF ouR eYeS aReNT ReaL
02:49:00 <faux> Lmaooo
02:49:00 <faux> hes so weird
02:49:00 <Q{{> it was not a cats maks, geez ur eyes are so warped
02:49:00 <faux> cats maks
02:49:00 <Q{{> u probably got cross eyes thats why
02:49:00 <faux> Yes it was ok i made a pic out of it fuck i wish i still had that
02:49:00 <amsy> Q show me
02:49:00 <Q{{> too bad i forgot which drive i put the pic otherwise i upload for sure
02:49:00 <faux> i have cross eyes
02:50:00 <faux> ahuh
02:50:00 <thestig> is this just fantasyyyyyyyy
02:50:00 <thestig> caught in a landslide
02:51:00 <faux> Scary movie to watch kgo
02:51:00 <thestig> google
02:51:00 <dematerialised> the babbadook
02:51:00 <dematerialised> babadook*
02:51:00 <faux> Tht was the wrst mvie ever
02:51:00 <faux> Lmao
02:51:00 <dematerialised> nah it was great
02:51:00 <faux> I watched like 30 mins and was like yawwwwnnnn
02:51:00 <dematerialised> the kid was annoying as fuck
02:52:00 <dematerialised> i wanted to knife punch him in the throat
02:52:00 <faux> agreed
02:52:00 <faux> I wanted to smsh his skull in
02:52:00 <faux> Lmao
02:52:00 <thestig> wow
02:52:00 <faux> What else shane
02:52:00 <dematerialised> thats all i know
02:52:00 <dematerialised> i dont do scary movies
02:52:00 <amsy> me neither
02:52:00 <faux> Well arent u shit on a stick
02:52:00 <dematerialised> my ladyfriend made me watch it
02:53:00 <dematerialised> the only thing i liked was the sound he makes
02:53:00 <dematerialised> i thought that was pretty good
02:53:00 <amsy> i shouldnt have napped
02:53:00 <amsy> i feel like shit
02:53:00 <Clarkson> So fuck thst
02:53:00 <dematerialised> eat an apple and an orange
02:54:00 <faux> Lo
02:54:00 <faux> L
02:54:00 <faux> Bb why do u nap when they make u feel shit
02:54:00 <faux> Idgi
02:56:00 <dematerialised> i just trimmed my big toenail and ended up making a hole in the flesh when i pulled it out
02:56:00 <amsy> i couldnt help it
02:56:00 <dematerialised> should i be concerned?
02:56:00 <amsy> was up really earlt
02:56:00 <amsy> early*
02:57:00 <amsy> i was watching tv and then i woke up ok
02:57:00 <thestig> how did u watch tv while sleepings
02:57:00 <faux> Lollll
02:58:00 <Q{{> i slept for a bit, i dream i was 10yrs in the future
02:58:00 <Q{{> i woke up disappointed
02:59:00 <dematerialised> that reminds me
02:59:00 <dematerialised> i keep having a recurring dream that i am getting carpet bombed
02:59:00 <dematerialised> i dont know why
03:00:00 <dematerialised> i think its my PTSD from iraq fucking with me
03:00:00 <Q{{> for how long
03:01:00 <thestig> what kind of carpet?
03:01:00 <thestig> shag pile?
03:01:00 <Q{{> one of my bad recurring dream was that of being possessed by spirit in tree top outside my window
03:01:00 <dematerialised> nah like bombs
03:01:00 <dematerialised> except they werent huge bombs
03:01:00 <Q{{> i would try to resist as spirit enter my arm
03:01:00 <dematerialised> they had blast radiuses of like 20m
03:02:00 <Q{{> in to my heart and mind taking over my body
03:02:00 <Q{{> u wake up with mascle spasm?
03:02:00 <Q{{> muscle*
03:03:00 <Q{{> yeh that recurring dream would be pretty bad
03:03:00 <Q{{> need long holidays at some tropical island resort
03:04:00 <Q{{> for a few years to recover maybe
03:04:00 <dematerialised> i agree
03:05:00 <Q{{> maybe work on cruiseship as first aid officer
03:06:00 <amsy> looooollll bb! i just asked S if he had eaten polenta before and he was like "wtf? no?" and i asked him why it was a crazy question and he goes "why on earth would i eat MORKAKE!?" i laughed so fucking hard and was like THATS PLACENTA
03:09:00 <Q{{> raw placenta yummmmm
03:28:00 <faux> Lol
03:28:00 <faux> lmao this movie
03:28:00 <faux> Porn is mainstream its like coca cola or pepsi but with dicks in it
04:42:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63l-etyUG9A
04:42:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Hans Zimmer - Hunger [Black Hawk Down Soundtrack] Views: 13,687 Uploader: miko0931 Uploaded: Feb 28, 2012 Duration: 6m36s Rating: 4.83
04:43:00 <dematerialised> i still have the nightmares of the skinnys hiding in the windows
04:43:00 <dematerialised> my buddies laying face down in the dust
04:43:00 <dematerialised> i'll never forget the screams
06:24:00 <Q{{> what skinnys
06:25:00 <Q{{> thin skin and bones ppl lol
08:12:00 <invizzi> hi anyone awake this morning?\
08:28:00 <faux> No
08:28:00 <zaim> nope
08:28:00 <zaim> faux share the same bed, so no
08:28:00 <invizzi> i broke my pc :(
08:28:00 <zaim> how
08:28:00 <faux> Huh
08:29:00 <zaim> faux and i*
08:29:00 <faux> Oh haha
08:29:00 <invizzi> had to reset the bios by removing the bettery etc. Now it won't boot.
08:29:00 <zaim> what is the error msg
08:29:00 <invizzi> no message. there is no power to the mboard.
08:30:00 <zaim> so everything is plugged in, and it wont power on?
08:30:00 <invizzi> yep nada, its happened before on another build
08:31:00 <invizzi> it's some anti-surge protection thing im guessing
08:31:00 <zaim> nope it aint that
08:31:00 <zaim> unplug the power supply from the motherboard and plug it back
08:31:00 <zaim> then try
08:31:00 <invizzi> yeah i tried that, i even swapped PSU
08:32:00 <zaim> u got the switch plugged in ok?
08:32:00 <invizzi> yeah
08:33:00 <zaim> this all happened since u reset the bios?
08:34:00 <invizzi> yeah
08:34:00 <zaim> thats random.
08:34:00 <zaim> good luck
08:35:00 <invizzi> yeah it is unlucky
08:35:00 <zaim> best take it to a pc store and get them to investigate
08:36:00 <invizzi> yeah thats the plan hehe
12:21:00 <faux> mr wufwuf
12:28:00 <mrwuf> yo faux
12:29:00 <faux> Hi
13:27:00 <couleurs> what's 4 lunch!!!!!!!
13:38:00 <couleurs> what's 4 lunch!!!!!!!
13:40:00 <amsy> hi cc !
13:41:00 <couleurs> hi amsy!!!!!!!!!
13:41:00 <couleurs> what the heck you doing here...
13:45:00 <amsy> watching f1
13:46:00 <couleurs> u crasy
13:46:00 <amsy> :))))))
13:51:00 <zaim> http://i.imgur.com/mZlQ2He.gifv
14:08:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:08:00 <zaim> u got one couleurs?
14:08:00 <zaim> nu 1?
14:09:00 <couleurs> no, don't be redonkulouse
14:09:00 <couleurs> :~)
14:10:00 <couleurs> i had da 3gs and 4s then moved 2 anderoid
14:10:00 <Dugnuts> heh how about that guy who watied for the phones, and didnt even want them in the end
14:10:00 <Dugnuts> selling them off for charity
14:10:00 <Dugnuts> what a maniac
14:10:00 <Dugnuts> 17 days
14:10:00 <couleurs> n u?
14:14:00 <zaim> i had 3gs then 4gs then 5gs
14:14:00 <zaim> i now own a 6s
14:18:00 <couleurs> hot pink i hope!!!!!!!!
14:24:00 <TheRon> BvB!!!!!!!
14:24:00 <doctor> Might go line up for apples 2016 release
14:24:00 <doctor> I'm so excited, I wonder what it'll be!
14:25:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have a beer
14:25:00 <couleurs> iphone 6Ss
14:25:00 <couleurs> Super sexy
14:25:00 <TheRon> nude chicks?
14:25:00 <doctor> even has a built in fleshlight
14:28:00 <couleurs> 8)
14:28:00 <doctor> with a handy waste kit that recycles your cum into environmentally friendly lubricant and a quick burst of fragrant forest pine. just so the girl in front of you on the train thinks you smell fresh rather than noticing that you just jacked off into your iphone
14:30:00 <amsy> excuse me
14:30:00 <couleurs> i want 1 already
14:32:00 <doctor> what a time to be alive
14:32:00 <Doodle> 1 in the bum no harm done
14:33:00 <Doodle> - ols panelbeating proverb
14:33:00 <Doodle> *old
14:34:00 <couleurs> :p
14:35:00 <doctor> use the thumb to make the bum numb
14:35:00 <faux> Lmao doctor
14:36:00 <doctor> im in a particularly seedy mood today - must be something in this new coffee I bought
14:36:00 <faux> Fragrant forest pine cum
14:36:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck well
14:36:00 <doctor> lol
14:37:00 <amsy> lol
14:37:00 <couleurs> lol
14:40:00 <thestig> amsy how long till race
14:40:00 <Doodle> 20mins
14:40:00 <Doodle> dont call me amsy
14:40:00 <thestig> thanks amsy babe
14:40:00 <Doodle> heheeee
14:41:00 <thestig> ehehehehe
14:41:00 <faux> Fags
14:41:00 <Doodle> ur
14:41:00 <faux> U
14:41:00 <thestig> hi sexy faux
14:41:00 <faux> I genuinely thought stig was gay for so long
14:41:00 <Clarkson> Loof: or are you acting like a lil bitch knowing no ops are about to tell you to shut the fuck up ?
14:41:00 <faux> oh
14:41:00 <faux> Hi
14:41:00 <Doodle> lol
14:42:00 <Doodle> i still do
14:42:00 <thestig> why is that
14:42:00 <Doodle> your flamboyant frocks
14:42:00 <thestig> haha
14:42:00 <faux> idk u used to have ur tongue p far up pollocks butt
14:42:00 <faux> :D
14:42:00 <Doodle> and we all know how gay he is
14:42:00 <Clarkson> hunting whales cause they have big dicks and japs have tiny dicks
14:42:00 <thestig> oh wowwwwww
14:42:00 <thestig> faux with the low blow!
14:43:00 <couleurs> gay
14:43:00 <doctor> good observation clarky
14:43:00 <Clarkson> the bitches fucked my life up
14:43:00 <TheRon> another zinger
14:43:00 <doctor> there there, all our lives are fucked
14:43:00 <thestig> funny i never realy talked to popo
14:43:00 <thestig> haha
14:44:00 <faux> Lol
14:44:00 <faux> U asked why!!!
14:44:00 <thestig> i thought i would of got a non lesbian answer
14:44:00 <Doodle> rofl
14:45:00 <dematerialiced> im in lesbians
14:45:00 <dematerialiced> also good mronign faggots
14:46:00 <Doodle> mronign
14:46:00 <doctor> I dont mind pollock but I mostly avoid him
14:46:00 <faux> That makes no sense!!!!!!
14:46:00 <faux> But im proud of munching box tyvm
14:46:00 <TheRon> someone say lesbians1?
14:46:00 <Doodle> me too faux
14:46:00 <TheRon> !
14:46:00 <doctor> sometimes when he's in the right mood he'll have a chat but mostly it's a 'do not approach' vibe
14:47:00 <Doodle> doesnt matter what mood he's in he is still a knobjockey
14:47:00 <thestig> cunts fuckeddd
14:47:00 <amsy> lolll
14:47:00 <thestig> lol
14:47:00 <amsy> 12 mins
14:47:00 <thestig> is f1 on tv?
14:47:00 <Doodle> no
14:47:00 <thestig> salve landlord amsy
14:47:00 <Doodle> http://live.realstreamunited.com/streaming/free-live-video-streaming-formula-1-suzuka-japan-race-motor-sports-formula-1-143124.html
14:48:00 <amsy> haha
14:48:00 <faux> :)
14:48:00 <thestig> thanks bae doodle
14:48:00 <Doodle> <3
14:48:00 <couleurs> Bitreny Speres - I'm a Salve 4 U.mp3
14:48:00 <Doodle> lol
14:49:00 <thestig> that smash was a big one
14:50:00 <doctor> I suck dick but I don't really because nobody offers, so I'm a suckless cock sucker
14:50:00 <thestig> lol doctore
14:50:00 <TheRon> everybody's working blue
14:50:00 <TheRon> i like it
14:50:00 <thestig> amsy did your man like plebs?
14:51:00 <dematerialiced> http://www.crichd.tv/sky-sports-f1-live-stream.php sound isnt as fucked as that other link
14:52:00 <dematerialiced> oh, ignore me
14:52:00 <dematerialiced> i just learned how that site works
14:52:00 <thestig> oh good link
14:56:00 <dematerialiced> "link 6" on that first link is pretty good too
14:56:00 <Doodle> link 6 is in french
14:57:00 <couleurs> oh la la!!!!!!!
14:57:00 <thestig> haha
14:58:00 <IAmSpeed> http://hdstreams.net/sky-sports-f1/
14:58:00 <IAmSpeed> Pablo englese`.
14:58:00 <dematerialiced> massa is 133337
14:58:00 <dematerialiced> hmm its not french for me
14:58:00 <dematerialiced> its a conspiracy
14:59:00 <couleurs> EvErYBoDy F1
14:59:00 <TheRon> NO!
14:59:00 <faux> F1fa
14:59:00 <TheRon> f1 is like ballet
14:59:00 <thestig> faux you gona watch f1 with us?
14:59:00 <faux> No im watching the rest of american beauty
15:00:00 <TheRon> ballet is the bear in the little car right?
15:00:00 <thestig> american beauty? did they make a ttv series?
15:00:00 <faux> No the movie
15:00:00 <faux> I started it this morn
15:00:00 <faux> Finishing it now
15:00:00 <amsy> thestig, he did!
15:01:00 <thestig> haha awesome
15:01:00 <thestig> you have trained him well
15:01:00 <amsy> hes up to s02e03
15:02:00 <thestig> nice
15:03:00 <thestig> doodle if dematerialiced link lags can u ban him? tenks
15:03:00 <Doodle> lol no i dont have axs
15:03:00 <thestig> here we gooooo
15:03:00 <dematerialiced> m8 i will bash u irl
15:03:00 <Doodle> eee
15:04:00 <dematerialiced> reeerereeereeeeereeeee
15:04:00 <thestig> woot
15:04:00 <doctor> REEEEE
15:04:00 <doctor> i'd imagine thats the sound someone with autism would make when angry
15:04:00 <dematerialiced> can confirm
15:04:00 <dematerialiced> am autist
15:04:00 <thestig> poor riciardo
15:05:00 <doctor> nice to meet you autist
15:05:00 <Doodle> fuck
15:06:00 <thestig> bloody massa
15:09:00 <Serenity> its funny with autistic kids. sound irritates them.. but theyre quite often the loudest ones in the room.
15:10:00 <thestig> haha
15:10:00 <Serenity> thestig massage my poor fat legs plz
15:10:00 <Serenity> ill pay u in beer
15:11:00 <thestig> i dont drink beer
15:12:00 <thestig> but i will massage them
15:12:00 <Serenity> damn u
15:12:00 <TheRon> you're a poof!
15:12:00 <Serenity> yay ty
15:12:00 <thestig> theron beer is too "bogan" for me
15:13:00 <Serenity> just got off the exercise bike. regret city
15:13:00 <TheRon> you're a poof!
15:13:00 <Serenity> what do you drink? jacks?
15:13:00 <thestig> i did a 22km ride yesterday my legs were fucked
15:13:00 <thestig> i thought they would of been sore today but they aernt
15:14:00 <Serenity> i did 8.8km according to this thing..
15:14:00 <thestig> must of been all the stretching i been doing
15:14:00 <doctor> your legs must be in good shape
15:14:00 <Serenity> i havent ridden a bike in years let alone a spin bike
15:14:00 <thestig> doctor nah i still had bad lactic acid buildup
15:14:00 <thestig> i had to stop a couple times lol
15:14:00 <Serenity> where did you go
15:15:00 <thestig> i went from welshpool to dianella
15:15:00 <Serenity> wow nice
15:15:00 <thestig> i so unfit but it was fun when it was over
15:16:00 <thestig> but that smog was shit
15:16:00 <Serenity> im so incredibly unfit but ill get there
15:16:00 <Serenity> 8.8km in 20 mins isnt so bad for me
15:16:00 <thestig> you will get there
15:16:00 <Serenity> the smog omg mt house smelled like it was on fire
15:16:00 <thestig> yuk
15:17:00 <thestig> 8.8km in 20 minutes? i think you did better then me lol
15:18:00 <thestig> awesome sezza
15:19:00 <Serenity> thats what the machine said haha my legs were dying so i stopped
15:29:00 <thestig> i think it will take me about a month to get some good pace and fitness
15:29:00 <thestig> then i can concentrate on fat burning
15:29:00 <thestig> but im getting old so see what happens lol
15:31:00 <dematerialiced> it could be you, it could be me, it could even be
15:31:00 <dematerialiced> JoHN CeNa
15:31:00 <dematerialiced> ba bada baaaaaaaa
15:31:00 <thestig> haha
15:31:00 <thestig> that is all i hear on twitch
15:31:00 <thestig> people do the john cena prank calls
15:32:00 <dematerialiced> the tf2 server i play on, cena memes get played over mic constantly
15:32:00 <dematerialiced> its glorious
15:32:00 <thestig> haha
15:33:00 <thestig> do u play h1z1?
15:33:00 <dematerialiced> nah
15:33:00 <thestig> what a fun game
15:33:00 <thestig> the battle royales
15:34:00 <dematerialiced> cs:go, tf2, rocket league and arma 3
15:37:00 <thestig> csgo!
15:42:00 <Serenity> sif old stig how old are you
15:54:00 <faux> Id rather u be dead than be a fucking faggot
15:54:00 <thestig> woah
15:54:00 <faux> :'(
15:55:00 <faux> Popr kid
15:55:00 <faux> Poor*
15:55:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/XWSUMFb.jpg
15:55:00 <Serenity> whatt
15:56:00 <faux> Ur right i suck dick for money
15:56:00 <Clarkson> seriously... Madonna's catalogue of music is fucking incredible
15:56:00 <faux> $2000 im that good u should see me fuck
15:56:00 <faux> Im the best piece of ass in 3 diferent states
15:57:00 <faux> Ehehehaddnd
15:57:00 <couleurs> shut up ricky
15:57:00 <faux> Lolll
15:57:00 <faux> i love him
15:57:00 <faux> Hes so ~~deep~~
15:57:00 <couleurs> go videotape a plastic bag bich
15:57:00 <faux> Rofl
15:57:00 <faux> v beautiful
15:57:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/SlRYav1.gif
15:58:00 <faux> Lmaoooo
15:58:00 <faux> Lmmaoooo cant stop watching
15:59:00 <couleurs> me 2
16:00:00 <amsy> loool
16:00:00 <amsy> did you see his face while watching a magic trick?
16:01:00 <couleurs> no
16:02:00 <couleurs> wink me
16:05:00 <TheRon> couleurs: i think you mjeant twink me
16:05:00 <faux> Lol awks
16:06:00 <faux> Soz m8 u got the wrong idea
16:06:00 <faux> I aint a fgt lyk u plsgo
16:07:00 <couleurs> yer Ron
16:10:00 <couleurs> u HoMo
16:10:00 <TheRon> we can be happy underground
16:11:00 <couleurs> bin bolds bibe
16:13:00 <TheRon> how's BvB this week?
16:13:00 <couleurs> they drew 1-1 ruined me life
16:13:00 <TheRon> damn
16:16:00 <couleurs> they set new record though... most goals/wins in new season ok
16:16:00 <couleurs> no losses yet
16:16:00 <TheRon> still reckon melb city would beat them
16:17:00 <couleurs> No Way Hoe Zay!!!!!!!!!
16:17:00 <faux> Oh gosh the ending of tbjs movie always makes me cry
16:18:00 <TheRon> i cry when goose dies in top gun
16:19:00 <amsy> spoiler alert!!!!!!!!!
16:19:00 <invizzi> one day i will watch top gun
16:19:00 <doctor> i cry true tears of joy
16:20:00 <TheRon> in titanic, the boat sinks
16:20:00 <amsy> ban pls
16:20:00 <invizzi> titanic ruined my life
16:20:00 <faux> Fuck this bitch is annoying even her cry is retarded
16:20:00 <Serenity> wtf are you watching faux
16:20:00 <doctor> passion is your weakness but you feed it every day. like a moth to the naked flame - you just cant keep away
16:20:00 <faux> American beauty
16:20:00 <Serenity> woah.. i watched that last night
16:20:00 <TheRon> blokes would've got lots of sex when titanic come out
16:21:00 <couleurs> what about when forrest gump's wife dies and then he is a single dad and his son is see dead people
16:21:00 <faux> Looll
16:21:00 <TheRon> it's the only reason blokes would watch it
16:21:00 <doctor> its only passion that you cant resist, but say one word of truth and i'll see you cry true tears of joy
16:21:00 <Serenity> mena suvari and her bung eye
16:21:00 <invizzi> yeah i remember at a girls house and she wanted to watch titanic with me. I refused.. only to realised every day what i just missed out on
16:21:00 <faux> Invizzi whats with ur weird obsession with mentionin girls every 3.4 seconds
16:22:00 <faux> What are you trying to prove
16:22:00 <doctor> he doesnt encounter many of them
16:22:00 <Serenity> hes desperate?
16:22:00 <faux> Lol
16:22:00 <faux> Its so weird
16:22:00 <invizzi> it was a coincidence
16:22:00 <faux> First thing he says when he joins "a girl looked at me today"
16:22:00 <faux> "A girl said good morning to me"
16:22:00 <faux> "Saw an asian with big tits"
16:22:00 <faux> K
16:23:00 <faux> We get it youre not a faggot
16:23:00 <TheRon> he's stating facts
16:23:00 <couleurs> Girls, Girls, Girls.mp3
16:23:00 <doctor> a girl came in proximity to me today, but it could have been a lamp shade
16:23:00 <TheRon> i wish they could all be california girls
16:23:00 <invizzi> anyway im on here a few days a week and say a few things
16:24:00 <invizzi> who gives a shit
16:24:00 <doctor> still, i took comfort in her even though her head was very hot and burnt my genitals
16:25:00 <TheRon> are you affraid they might uncover your redneck past?
16:25:00 <doctor> it also got very dark afterwards and to my dismay i had many shards of tiny pieces of glass I had to pick out of my testicles.
16:26:00 <doctor> something must be up in my natal chart cause even I'm weirding myself up
16:27:00 <Serenity> o.o
16:29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ...
16:29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Wow
16:29:00 <faux> Lmao
16:30:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Austnet is a strange place
16:31:00 <ashleighxtrinity> You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
16:36:00 <ashleighxtrinity> doctor
16:37:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Would you rather lick a tradie's dick or your own fresh poop?
16:38:00 <thestig> oh wow
16:38:00 <fawks> dick
16:39:00 <fawks> pls
16:39:00 <thestig> loll
16:39:00 <ashleighxtrinity> thestig would you rather eat flesh from a long dead cat or have your pinky toe removed without anaesthetic
16:39:00 <fawks> dick pls
16:39:00 <Clarkson> are we gonna get into the same shit as we did yesterday folks ?
16:39:00 <dematerialiced> yes
16:39:00 <thestig> i dont have pinky toes :(
16:39:00 <fawks> yes Clarkson
16:39:00 <Clarkson> im gonna play candy crush in bed like a queer
16:39:00 <fawks> fgt
16:39:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Why not TheDarkTruth
16:39:00 <ashleighxtrinity> thestig*
16:39:00 <fawks> yeah TheDarkTruth
16:39:00 <fawks> y
16:40:00 <thestig> i lost them in a bondage session with 10 amazon women
16:40:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Who tf is TheDarkTruth
16:40:00 <dematerialiced> some rando\
16:40:00 <fawks> my dad irl
16:40:00 <dematerialiced> exists only to screw up tab completion
16:40:00 <Clarkson> AND he uses them at a family party with his girlfriend watching and shit
16:40:00 <ashleighxtrinity> TheDarkTruth, was fawks an accident?
16:40:00 <thestig> lol demat thanks for the link no lag at all
16:40:00 <dematerialiced> you are very welcome
16:41:00 <faux> <TheDarkTruth> No she is perfection which is why we stopped at 1
16:41:00 <faux> phew thx dad
16:41:00 <thestig> lol
16:42:00 <ashleighxtrinity> dematerialiced would you rather give sean connery a deep rim job or cop fifty lashes from a professional whip user
16:42:00 <dematerialiced> clearly rim connery
16:42:00 <thestig> haha
16:43:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Wishe deshishun.
16:43:00 <dematerialiced> i wonder if he has a hairy ass
16:43:00 <Clarkson> are you fuckin serious
16:43:00 <TheRon> tits akimbo, the kenyan marathon star
16:43:00 <dematerialiced> he'd have to
16:44:00 <ashleighxtrinity> fawks would you rather eat 12 raw eggs or a jug of semeb
16:44:00 <ashleighxtrinity> N*
16:45:00 <thestig> lol @ lewis hamilton thinking he is as good as senna
16:45:00 <faux> Whos semen
16:45:00 <TheRon> chuck de wobly, not throwing well
16:45:00 <ashleighxtrinity> It's mystery semen
16:46:00 <dematerialiced> consider that it's been in a jug
16:46:00 <faux> IS IT MENS
16:46:00 <dematerialiced> and would take a while to collect that much
16:46:00 <faux> OR ANIMALZ
16:46:00 <thestig> are they mystery eggs then
16:46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Lol mens
16:46:00 <faux> Phew
16:46:00 <thestig> lol
16:46:00 <faux> Idk both are equally disgusting
16:46:00 <dematerialiced> here we see faux considering guzzling goat jizz
16:46:00 <Clarkson> i treat homosexuals the same as any kind of sexually preverse behaviour, pedos, beastiality, priests, any kind of unnatural sex makes me uneasy and i dont think just because the queers have launched public relations so that anyone that thinks what they do is wrong is somehow ignorant, i mean, pedos probably feel the same way, viticimised
16:46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> You'd drink it for free ya slut ;)
16:46:00 <Clarkson> my tongue clean pussy
16:46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I kid i kid
16:46:00 <faux> piss off
16:46:00 <faux> Ive never swallowed in my life
16:46:00 <faux> Not gonna start hypothetically
16:46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Clarkson would
16:46:00 <Clarkson> yeah well dave brockie is a broke ass bitch
16:46:00 <faux> lollll
16:46:00 <TheRon> not even an oyster
16:46:00 <dematerialiced> that honestly astounds me
16:46:00 <ashleighxtrinity> He puts it in his cerial
16:47:00 <faux> soz shane
16:47:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Rofl
16:47:00 <dematerialiced> its ok
16:47:00 <thestig> faux is a classy woman
16:47:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Its not so bad
16:47:00 <faux> Id rather lick dog shit
16:47:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Kinda lingers in your throat
16:47:00 <faux> yuck
16:47:00 <faux> Stop
16:47:00 <dematerialiced> haha
16:47:00 <ashleighxtrinity> But so does the taste of shit i imagine
16:47:00 <dematerialiced> like a bit of flem that wont go away
16:48:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Yeah exactly
16:48:00 <thestig> lolll jesus
16:48:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Clearly dematerialiced swallows
16:48:00 <dematerialiced> clearly
16:48:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Did you swallow for connery
16:48:00 <dematerialiced> its even worse when it goes back up your nose
16:48:00 <faux> The c in your nick gives me anxiety
16:48:00 <faux> Can u change it back pls
16:48:00 <dematerialiced> but i like the c
16:48:00 <faux> Ill give u fiddy cents
16:48:00 <dematerialiced> oh ojk
16:49:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Whipped
16:49:00 <thestig> lol
16:49:00 <TheRon> about tree fiffy
16:49:00 <faux> woohooo
16:49:00 <faux> Tys.
16:49:00 <faux> M
16:49:00 <dematerialised> i am whipped
16:49:00 <TheRon> about tree fiddy
16:49:00 <Thestig> hi
16:49:00 <dematerialised> by all 37 of my internet girlfriends
16:50:00 <faux> Fuk u snart
16:50:00 <faux> Anxiety is not funny!!!!!!
16:50:00 <thestig> i was jokin
16:50:00 <thestig> haha
16:50:00 <dematerialised> faux i spect a cheque in the mail in at most a week
16:50:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Ouuuch
16:50:00 <dematerialised> after that im getting the collectors onto you
16:50:00 <faux> Gimme ur paypal
16:50:00 <TheRon> anybody seen those girlie shows in bangkok, what they really like?
16:50:00 <thestig> faux squirted in my eye :(
16:51:00 <faux> Lol
16:51:00 <faux> Grose
16:51:00 <dematerialised> im trying to figure out which paypal account to give you
16:51:00 <ashleighxtrinity> faux would you rather eat your own monthlies or get shot in the leg
16:52:00 <faux> Would u rather stfu or get banned
16:52:00 <faux> LOL jks
16:52:00 <faux> Um idk shot probs
16:52:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I should stop lol
16:52:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Im grossing myself out
16:52:00 <TheRon> that jeremy seems a harmless little fuck
16:53:00 <dematerialised> oh ok apparently they closed my paypal account
16:53:00 <dematerialised> cuntsssssss
16:53:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Cuz of fraud i bet
16:53:00 <dematerialised> probably
16:53:00 <TheRon> prostitution ring?
16:53:00 <dematerialised> faux is just gonna ahve to send me a clipping of her pubes in the mail instead
16:53:00 <ashleighxtrinity> 'do you take paypal?' at the brothel
16:54:00 <faux> Lol @ u actually checking
16:54:00 <dematerialised> damn right
16:54:00 <dematerialised> i want my money
16:54:00 <faux> Lollll
16:54:00 <TheRon> i want my money back, gimme my money back you bitch
16:55:00 <faux> i pegged a 50c coin at thia guy once cos he kwpt misprnouncing my name to annoy me
16:55:00 <faux> I cracked his forehead ope
16:55:00 <TheRon> and don't forget my black t shirt
16:55:00 <dematerialised> that's quite violent
16:55:00 <faux> His mum was screaming at my dad
16:55:00 <faux> Saying i almost killed her son
16:55:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Awesome throw
16:55:00 <faux> Yeah im a bit of a psycho
16:56:00 <faux> I didnt mean to break his face opeb
16:56:00 <TheRon> i get my nephews to get beers for me
16:56:00 <faux> oopsie
16:56:00 <thestig> ninja coin
16:56:00 <thestig> dont mess with faux
16:56:00 <faux> Lol
16:57:00 <faux> i cbf cooking dinner
16:57:00 <thestig> what were you going to cook
16:57:00 <TheRon> i love slow cooking
16:57:00 <TheRon> so lazy
16:58:00 <faux> Nothing i havent decided yet
16:58:00 <faux> i feel like combination short soup
16:58:00 <TheRon> i want duck
16:58:00 <thestig> quack
16:58:00 <dematerialised> what's a long soup?
16:59:00 <ashleighxtrinity> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BTGZlflKzuw
16:59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Klendathu Drop (Starship Troopers) [accordion cover] Views: 15,249 Uploader: Jackson Parodi Uploaded: Sep 13, 2013 Duration: 3m35s Rating: 4.97
16:59:00 <faux> Short soup is with dumplings
16:59:00 <faux> Long i with noodles i think
16:59:00 <dematerialised> i see
16:59:00 <dematerialised> i have learned today
17:00:00 <TheRon> one angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces of you
17:00:00 <faux> Wontons not dumplings
17:00:00 <faux> STOP CONFUSING ME
17:01:00 <TheRon> asian fairy food
17:01:00 <dematerialised> i like gyoza
17:02:00 <TheRon> i bought a kebab the other night, it was great for breakky the next day
17:03:00 <TheRon> the garlic sauce was shit though, hardly any garlic
17:03:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck my ecig ran out of juice :(
17:05:00 <TheRon> well i thought about the army, dad said son you're fucking high
17:05:00 <Clarkson> aww if only someone would ride my dick
17:06:00 <TheRon> couleurs: will do it
17:07:00 <Dugnuts> someone go get me some milk
17:07:00 <Dugnuts> ta muchly
17:08:00 <TheRon> anyone lactating at the moment?
17:08:00 <TheRon> Dugnuts: i tried to get you some milk
17:12:00 <Dugnuts> i'll take cows milk if i have to
17:12:00 <Dugnuts> lite preferably
17:12:00 <TheRon> blokes with breasts, i'd imagine they'd be writing their name in milk
17:13:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
17:13:00 <Doodle> lite milk
17:13:00 <Doodle> whats the point
17:14:00 <faux> Full cream bloats me
17:14:00 <TheRon> she don't use jelly, she uses magazines
17:14:00 <faux> like bad
17:15:00 <faux> I get pregnant belly and burp 4 daiz
17:15:00 <Dugnuts> i feel sick if i have full cream milk
17:15:00 <faux> same
17:15:00 <Dugnuts> so there you go
17:15:00 <Dugnuts> thats the point Doodle
17:15:00 <faux> i drink low fat and lactose free
17:15:00 <Dugnuts> i dont go that far
17:15:00 <doctor> i like anything milk
17:15:00 <faux> milk rules
17:15:00 <Doodle> when they take the fat out of the milk they take out all the milk basically
17:15:00 <doctor> that was my poison as a toddler
17:15:00 <Dugnuts> nah
17:15:00 <Doodle> so its just white water you're drinking
17:15:00 <Dugnuts> hte lite stuff still tastes good
17:15:00 <faux> Isnt that skim
17:15:00 <Dugnuts> not like skim milk
17:15:00 <Doodle> its blue ffs
17:15:00 <faux> Skim is disgstingly watery
17:15:00 <Dugnuts> eww
17:16:00 <faux> its def not blue
17:16:00 <Dugnuts> def not
17:16:00 <Doodle> just drink full fat milk you pussies
17:16:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
17:16:00 <Dugnuts> nah
17:16:00 <doctor> then they advertise as low fat but they add sugar to it to make it taste nicer
17:16:00 <faux> Im not gonna drink something that makes me feel like shit
17:16:00 <TheRon> full cram tastes so good in coffee
17:16:00 <faux> Its not about being a pussy lol
17:16:00 <TheRon> cream
17:16:00 <Clarkson> they wont fucking patch me through!
17:16:00 <doctor> mmm cream
17:17:00 <TheRon> get on top
17:17:00 <doctor> cream jam and scones
17:17:00 <Dugnuts> i might go for a walk to the shops
17:17:00 <Dugnuts> its a nice day
17:17:00 <faux> i tried almond milk for a while
17:17:00 <faux> That made me feel weord
17:17:00 <faux> was so nutty
17:17:00 <faux> lol
17:17:00 <Doodle> which is pure sugar basically
17:17:00 <faux> almond milk?
17:17:00 <Doodle> yeah
17:17:00 <faux> :|
17:18:00 <faux> Like
17:18:00 <faux> Grams of sugar
17:18:00 <dematerialised> molten candy cane
17:18:00 <doctor> you dont make me feel like im a woman anymore
17:18:00 <TheRon> at first i was afraid, i was petrified, i kept thinking i could never live without you my side
17:19:00 <TheRon> i love cake
17:19:00 <faux> The one i boufht only had 6g
17:19:00 <faux> Of sugar
17:19:00 <TheRon> faux anything with 'trose on the end of it is sugar
17:20:00 <faux> mm
17:20:00 <Doodle> a carton of almond milk is about 2% almonds
17:20:00 <Doodle> the rest is water, thickeners, and vitamins its fortified with
17:20:00 <Doodle> and sugar
17:20:00 <Doodle> and salt
17:21:00 <doctor> i dont think i feel hungry anymore
17:21:00 <faux> lol
17:21:00 <faux> k
17:21:00 <faux> :')
17:21:00 <faux> Im not an expert i just listen 2 da expurtz
17:21:00 <faux> i was told almond milk is good 4 you
17:21:00 <faux> Shame it made my tummy weird
17:21:00 <Doodle> lol i just checked coles online
17:22:00 <Doodle> one of them has ground limestone in it
17:22:00 <Doodle> YUM
17:22:00 <faux> Delish
17:22:00 <faux> Mm sandy
17:22:00 <Doodle> you'd be shitting rocks eventually
17:22:00 <Doodle> and farting sand
17:23:00 <doctor> calcified lime extract for stronger lower bowel movements
17:23:00 <faux> Lol
17:23:00 <faux> I hate when one side of my face is hot
17:23:00 <faux> And te other is cold
17:24:00 <faux> So weird
17:24:00 <Doodle> So Good Almond Long Life Milk
17:24:00 <doctor> i hate that feeling
17:24:00 <faux> My right cheek is melting
17:24:00 <Doodle> Ingredients:
17:24:00 <Doodle> Filtered Water, Cane Sugar, Almonds (2%)
17:24:00 <Doodle> more sugar than almonds
17:24:00 <doctor> i get hot and cold at the same time
17:24:00 <Doodle> why not call it sugar milk
17:24:00 <faux> Yeah its an ugly feeling
17:24:00 <TheRon> faux, have a beer you're face will be hot all over
17:24:00 <Doodle> her face is already hot all over
17:24:00 <faux> Lol
17:24:00 <faux> <3
17:24:00 <TheRon> hello!
17:24:00 <Doodle> ^_^
17:25:00 <faux> And ew i dont buy beet
17:25:00 <Doodle> me either
17:25:00 <faux> Beer
17:25:00 <Doodle> i drink the beer other people leave here
17:25:00 <faux> I buy wine
17:25:00 <faux> Tysm
17:25:00 <Doodle> gag
17:25:00 <TheRon> faux, you're a poof
17:25:00 <faux> Wow
17:25:00 <doctor> rude
17:25:00 <faux> Bitrude gus
17:25:00 <TheRon> real men drink beer
17:25:00 <TheRon> :)
17:26:00 <Doodle> even some fake men
17:26:00 <faux> Lucky im not a man
17:26:00 <faux> Smd
17:26:00 <TheRon> what's smd again?
17:26:00 <doctor> real men weep over their fermented cow piss
17:26:00 <faux> bye james
17:26:00 <faux> Suck my dick
17:26:00 <Doodle> slather my danish
17:26:00 <TheRon> glad we cleared that up
17:27:00 <Doodle> actually that sounds worse
17:27:00 <doctor> people still come here to try hooking up
17:27:00 <doctor> that's almost as sad as coming here to chat
17:27:00 <Doodle> faux want to swap homes tonight? its going to be 10 tomorrow
17:27:00 <faux> Lmao
17:27:00 <TheRon> 10?
17:27:00 <faux> Yes pls
17:27:00 <Doodle> good cos poodleman will be here tonight too
17:27:00 <Doodle> WIN
17:28:00 <TheRon> his bong
17:28:00 <faux> Next weekend is 30 and 32
17:28:00 <faux> Gross
17:28:00 <Doodle> it was 19 today
17:28:00 <Doodle> lovely
17:28:00 <faux> Snd this week is 22 23 25 etc
17:28:00 <Doodle> i stayed inside and watched the f1
17:28:00 <faux> Building up
17:28:00 <faux> i dont want heatttttt
17:28:00 <TheRon> i got sunburnt playing bowls yesterday
17:28:00 <faux> Lmao
17:28:00 <Doodle> i have shorts on atm but i'll be wearing 6000 jumpers and shit tomorrow
17:29:00 <faux> i get sunburnt emptying my bowels every morning the sun shines ddirectly on me torlet
17:29:00 <Doodle> looool
17:29:00 <Doodle> that would suck
17:29:00 <faux> Its annoying
17:29:00 <faux> I need sunnies to poop
17:30:00 <Doodle> oh
17:30:00 <Doodle> i wear sunnies anyway
17:30:00 <faux> Lol
17:30:00 <Doodle> and listen to cool rider from grease 2
17:31:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYB317pljts
17:31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Michelle Pfeiffer - Cool rider Views: 2,295,516 Uploader: videomolly Uploaded: Oct 19, 2008 Duration: 4m25s Rating: 4.83
17:31:00 <Doodle> yw
17:33:00 <faux> Speaking of poop
17:33:00 <faux> Nature calls
17:33:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemivUKb4f4
17:33:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Weezer - Buddy Holly Views: 20,368,963 Uploader: WeezerVEVO Uploaded: Jun 17, 2009 Duration: 4m1s Rating: 4.89
17:35:00 <Doodle> see i told you faux
17:35:00 <Doodle> its the song
17:35:00 <Doodle> wear sunnies!
17:35:00 <Doodle> and a leather jacket if you have one
17:35:00 <faux> Lmao
17:41:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=s88r_q7oufE
17:41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Queens Of The Stone Age - No One Knows Views: 34,734,587 Uploader: QueensStoneAgeVEVO Uploaded: Oct 7, 2009 Duration: 4m18s Rating: 4.91
17:48:00 <faux> Phew all empty
17:49:00 <TheRon> i'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me
17:52:00 <dematerialised> touch my willy
17:55:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aa3rBVb3v4g
17:55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Beck - Devils Haircut Views: 4,285,402 Uploader: BeckVEVO Uploaded: Oct 8, 2009 Duration: 3m15s Rating: 4.91
17:58:00 <Serenity> youd hate my bathroom faux haha theres a skylight
17:59:00 <faux> lol
17:59:00 <faux> Do u go blind
17:59:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVeEBMJt8vs
17:59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Roxy Music - Ladytron Views: 1,623,933 Uploader: Marquee84 Uploaded: Mar 17, 2007 Duration: 5m54s Rating: 4.85
17:59:00 <TheRon> intergalactic planetary
17:59:00 <doctor> save that one for when you're stoned
18:00:00 <TheRon> i don't do stoned
18:00:00 <doctor> or to the point of losing consciousness
18:00:00 <Serenity> Sometimes
18:00:00 <Serenity> sometimes im sitting therr and a cloud goes over and i think im stroking out
18:00:00 <Serenity> cause it goes all dark
18:01:00 <doctor> someone could come by with a drone and spy on you while you shower
18:02:00 <TheRon> that's your friendly neighbourhood stalker
18:03:00 <TheRon> insane in the mebrane
18:07:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KZaz7OqyTHQ
18:07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: House Of Pain - "Jump Around" (Official Music Video) Views: 8,279,997 Uploader: RHINO Uploaded: Jan 31, 2014 Duration: 4m26s Rating: 4.85
18:15:00 <Serenity> its frosted doctor
18:15:00 <Serenity> you cant see in lol
18:15:00 <TheRon> ah push it!
18:16:00 <doctor> ohh, just as well
18:21:00 <TheRon> anybody got any funky cold medina?
18:26:00 <Taco> hola senoritas
18:27:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xy4FXhkm6Nw
18:27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Young MC - Bust A Move Views: 13,730,723 Uploader: Delicious Vinyl Uploaded: Jan 9, 2008 Duration: 4m28s Rating: 4.88
18:34:00 <TheRon> things that make you go hmmmmmm
18:35:00 <simba> why your dad is such a hottie
18:35:00 <TheRon> CARN THE EAGLES!
18:37:00 <simba> west coast eagles
18:38:00 <TheRon> west coked eagles
18:38:00 <simba> lmao ----- drug references
18:38:00 <British^Meat> hue
18:39:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Q5lByFc7HiM
18:39:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: PM Dawn - Set A Drift On Memory Bliss 1991 Views: 1,790,507 Uploader: GeeStreetRecordings Uploaded: Nov 26, 2010 Duration: 3m55s Rating: 4.92
18:40:00 <amsy> https://gfycat.com/NastyIllegalAmericancrow rofl
18:41:00 <British^Meat> i dont get it
18:41:00 <TheRon> i know this much is true
18:41:00 <British^Meat> oh
18:41:00 <British^Meat> it was a gif and taking forever to load
18:41:00 <British^Meat> i get
18:44:00 <TheRon> iiiiiiiiiiii am everday people
18:47:00 <Skirmish> Relax everyone ... I don't have irc on full screen tonight. Remain calm.
18:48:00 <British^Meat> i always does
18:48:00 <Skirmish> NO!
18:48:00 <British^Meat> wait, no i dont, but i do have the window as big as it'll go
18:48:00 <Serenity> full screen mirc is so 2003
18:48:00 <British^Meat> I used to tile all the rooms i was in, no more
18:48:00 <Skirmish> Don't let simba know that you do British^Meat
18:49:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gC1xuVCBl4o
18:49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: De La Soul - Ring Ring Ring (Ha Ha Hey) Views: 2,958,979 Uploader: GoiaK Uploaded: May 1, 2008 Duration: 4m8s Rating: 4.93
18:50:00 <simba> lol
18:50:00 <simba> sif ur still cut about that
18:50:00 <simba> that was like wednesday
18:50:00 <simba> first thing he says
18:50:00 <simba> pwnage
18:50:00 <Skirmish> here we go.
18:51:00 <simba> back to attention seeking with irc full screened pretending it isnt his only source of entertainment
18:51:00 <simba> fuck off m7
18:51:00 <Serenity> good one skirmish
18:52:00 <Skirmish> :D It doesn't take a lot to set the nutters off.
18:52:00 <TheRon> groove is in the heart
18:53:00 <simba> an ocean of cum between us
19:00:00 <TheRon> it's like that, and thats the way it is
19:00:00 <faux> Lolll @ u setting people off
19:00:00 <faux> Its like panda
19:00:00 <faux> Rages and then says "i woz just trollin u"
19:00:00 <faux> K den
19:01:00 <Skirmish> You would have to have a very soft brain to have been upset. Sorry I provoked your bf.
19:02:00 <doctor> its k
19:03:00 <doctor> prince is a cunt but i like his music
19:03:00 <doctor> fucking fruit needs to get off his high horse and catch up with the times
19:03:00 <faux> My what lol
19:03:00 <Skirmish> What has fruit done to you now?
19:03:00 <TheRon> who doesn't like cream?
19:04:00 <faux> She wore a raspberry berettttt
19:04:00 <doctor> fruit makes my crap factory work too hard
19:04:00 <Skirmish> lol
19:04:00 <TheRon> little red corvette, baby you're much too fast\
19:04:00 <faux> hot
19:04:00 <Skirmish> Over producing!
19:05:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wmin5WkOuPw
19:05:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Prodigy - Firestarter (Official Video) Views: 55,096,243 Uploader: The Prodigy Uploaded: May 27, 2008 Duration: 3m46s Rating: 4.76
19:06:00 <simba> doof doof sux bro
19:06:00 <doctor> thats just like your opinion man
19:06:00 <TheRon> prodigy doesn't count surely
19:06:00 <doctor> but i tend to agree
19:06:00 <simba> p sure it def counts
19:06:00 <doctor> prodigy is okay when in the right mood
19:06:00 <simba> u sell out
19:08:00 <Skirmish> Parkway Drive. Never heard of them before but their music seems ok.
19:08:00 <simba> stay away from parkway
19:09:00 <TheRon> pawkway sounds like a gay hangout
19:09:00 <Clarkson> only me hadnt has sex for 12 yo
19:09:00 <invizzi> ?
19:09:00 <faux> Vice grip tysm
19:09:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CSvFpBOe8eY
19:09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: System Of A Down - Chop Suey! Views: 324,433,918 Uploader: systemofadownVEVO Uploaded: Oct 3, 2009 Duration: 3m27s Rating: 4.83
19:10:00 <invizzi> great band
19:10:00 <Skirmish> lol Fetty Wap
19:10:00 <simba> parkway are a million times better than system of a chair
19:11:00 <invizzi> fartway you mean
19:11:00 <simba> Never
19:12:00 <Skirmish> Whitey Ford needs to make a comeback.
19:13:00 <simba> who the fuck is that
19:13:00 <dematerialised> from before you were born
19:14:00 <simba> and from a sport nobody gives a shit about
19:14:00 <dematerialised> a god damn national treasure
19:14:00 <Skirmish> Whitey Ford = Everlast
19:14:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/0bw8doM.jpg?1
19:15:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gZEox8Crwc
19:15:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: What It's Like - EVERLAST Views: 455,793 Uploader: nlstewie Uploaded: May 19, 2008 Duration: 4m44s Rating: 4.90
19:15:00 <Skirmish> lol dematerialised
19:15:00 <Skirmish> That is so becoming my wallpaper.
19:16:00 <dematerialised> that donkey is living the life
19:16:00 <couleurs> What a majestic creature.
19:16:00 <invizzi> looks like something came out of the ground and stabbed him
19:18:00 <anotherirc3r> hai dematerialised :)
19:18:00 <dematerialised> hihi :)
19:19:00 <Skirmish> lol took Ethan a few seconds to realise the donkey was peeing. I am going to leave it my wallpaper now and see how long until Kayla sees it.
19:19:00 <simba> get Ethan on irc
19:20:00 <faux> Lol
19:20:00 <faux> That pre m
19:20:00 <dematerialised> he already is, on such a big screen, everyone can participate!
19:20:00 <Skirmish> wall to wall baby
19:21:00 <faux> Uh
19:21:00 <faux> That pee looks like its been drawn in on paint
19:22:00 <faux> Does he read the screeb
19:22:00 <faux> When its that big
19:22:00 <Skirmish> It's not a tv ...
19:23:00 <simba> lol
19:24:00 <simba> was ethan there watching the time you chucked a hissy fit over not being invited into some skype call
19:24:00 <Skirmish> Besides, I have learnt my lesson. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/dktp_zpsws3ejzem.png
19:24:00 <simba> loloololl
19:24:00 <simba> Dad, why are you raging?
19:24:00 <Skirmish> I went into his room and trashed it as part of my rage out.
19:25:00 <Skirmish> Gave kayla one upside the head too when she asked what was wrong. Skype rage is the worst.
19:25:00 <dematerialised> haha
19:25:00 <simba> if he wasnt we can show him the logs he would probably lol
19:26:00 <dematerialised> logs 4 days
19:26:00 <Skirmish> logs 4 lyf
19:27:00 <dematerialised> this playlist was doing alright unitl amy lee came on
19:27:00 <dematerialised> cant stand her
19:27:00 <Skirmish> wot
19:27:00 <Skirmish> Amy Lee has a gorgeous voice.
19:27:00 <Skirmish> What song?
19:27:00 <dematerialised> Seether - Broken
19:28:00 <dematerialised> somethign about her singing just shits me
19:28:00 <Skirmish> I think she makes that song. Would have been weak with just the dude.
19:28:00 <dematerialised> dunno why
19:29:00 <simba> no hablos muchos espanol?
19:29:00 <invizzi> damn this tea i got from that t2 shop is the nicest tea i've ever drunk
19:30:00 <Skirmish> I am still giggling over this guy named Fetty Wap.
19:31:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kF4zLNKio
19:31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Fetty Wap - Trap Queen (Official Video) Prod. By Tony Fadd Views: 250,496,505 Uploader: harlem fetty Uploaded: Aug 7, 2014 Duration: 4m5s Rating: 4.69
19:31:00 <Doodle> Wetty Fap
19:31:00 <Skirmish> Maybe that is how he writes his name with that FUCKED UP EYE!
19:32:00 <invizzi> woah he is the terminator
19:33:00 <dematerialised> hey look its another black rap video
19:33:00 <dematerialised> black sluts and money counting
19:33:00 <Skirmish> 'I'll be in the kitchen cooking pie'. This guys is just as good as that Aussie hip hop master that was taking sluts to the movies.
19:34:00 <invizzi> bangs was a gentleman
19:35:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eap9IgkbH4
19:35:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Ur Boy Bangz - Take U On A Date - [OFFICIAL VIDEO] Views: 21,512 Uploader: UrBoy Bangz Uploaded: Feb 14, 2015 Duration: 4m13s Rating: 4.45
19:35:00 <ooomp> Worse than that frog song
19:36:00 <dematerialised> holy shit
19:36:00 <Clarkson> i need some asian pussy
19:36:00 <dematerialised> that video is actually me
19:36:00 <dematerialised> and dedicated to amelia
19:36:00 <dematerialised> coz i want to take her ona date
19:37:00 <Skirmish> AND ... when she says yes .... this will be you dematerialised. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byNlqUFddeo
19:37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Take you to the movies - Bangs " With Lyrics " Views: 651,362 Uploader: FueledbyStriker Uploaded: Dec 31, 2009 Duration: 4m2s Rating: 4.40
19:37:00 <dematerialised> correct
19:37:00 <Skirmish> LOL in the comments to that one someone has put 'Still better than Iggy Azalea'.
19:38:00 <amelia> soz i dun go 2 da movies wif 60 yr olds
19:38:00 <Skirmish> AWWWW BAM!
19:38:00 <Skirmish> Shots fired.
19:38:00 <dematerialised> are you age-ist amelia?
19:38:00 <amelia> yes
19:38:00 <dematerialised> ...
19:39:00 <Skirmish> You're not looking at it the right way amelia. That's a lot of life experience. He could very well show you lots of things that you like.
19:39:00 <dematerialised> my heart is now in peices
19:39:00 <amelia> look i can show myself things i like
19:39:00 <amelia> schnitzel
19:39:00 <amelia> the colour blue
19:39:00 <dematerialised> man i havent had a good schnitz in a long time
19:39:00 <amelia> ps4
19:39:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!!
19:39:00 <amelia> thats pretty much it
19:39:00 <dematerialised> amelia we are so similar
19:40:00 <dematerialised> we should get married
19:40:00 <amelia> slow down cowboy
19:40:00 <amelia> pls refrain from using the m word
19:40:00 <dematerialised> sorry
19:40:00 <dematerialised> sometimes i get excited
19:40:00 <Skirmish> Die Antwoord just leaves me baffled.
19:41:00 <amelia> well jus settle down ok
19:42:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/yB7BG8S.jpg
19:42:00 <couleurs> me
19:42:00 <dematerialised> just so you're aware im making you sign a pre-nup
19:42:00 <amelia> da own or da scary chub kid
19:42:00 <amelia> wot have you got for me to take dematerialised
19:42:00 <couleurs> y not both??? -
19:42:00 <dematerialised> a house, cars, millions, shares
19:42:00 <amelia> I'll make you sign the pre nup
19:43:00 <amelia> so you dont run off wif half of my dog
19:43:00 <dematerialised> is your dog a chihuahua
19:43:00 <dematerialised> because that's not a dog
19:43:00 <dematerialised> that's a large rodent
19:43:00 <amelia> fuck no
19:43:00 <amelia> staffy
19:43:00 <dematerialised> staffies are ok
19:44:00 <Skirmish> https://youtu.be/ZRbawqGLjkQ?t=4m7s <------- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! I mean .... why!?
19:44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Die Antwoord Fatty Boom Boom Official Video Views: 1,220,188 Uploader: jack brown Uploaded: Feb 19, 2013 Duration: 5m43s Rating: 4.70
19:44:00 <dematerialised> die antwoord is amazing
19:45:00 <Skirmish> Watch that video. What is the go with pulling a bug out of her cooch.
19:45:00 <dematerialised> thats lady gaga
19:45:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/JBYU3JQ.jpg
19:46:00 <Skirmish> Australian govt have refused a visa to Chris Brown. The small minded twits will be all roaring their applause now.
19:47:00 <amelia> ...
19:47:00 <amelia> DoT DoT DoT cos you're stupid
19:48:00 <simba> chris brown is a complete thug and im glad our peaceful shores wont accomodate that brute
19:49:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMK0prafzw0
19:49:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DIE ANTWOORD - UGLY BOY Views: 37,084,543 Uploader: Die Antwoord Uploaded: Nov 4, 2014 Duration: 4m53s Rating: 4.59
19:49:00 <Skirmish> They are only doing it because violence against women is easy political points at the moment.
19:52:00 <Skirmish> http://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/michigan-motorist-sets-car-gas-pump-on-fire-trying-to-kill-spider-with-cigarette-lighter/story-fnjwucvh-1227545760669
19:54:00 <Taco> Step 1. Collect underpants
19:54:00 <Taco> Step 2. ?
19:54:00 <Taco> Step 3. Profit
19:54:00 <British^Meat> Step 4. Get z-lined
19:55:00 <British^Meat> L O L
19:55:00 <Skirmish> lol
19:55:00 <dematerialised> LooooooooooooooLLLLLLLLL
19:55:00 <British^Meat> ikr
19:55:00 <British^Meat> this guy...
19:55:00 <dematerialised> wb tacko
19:56:00 <Taco> was still worth it
19:56:00 <anotherirc3r> better burn down the petrol station.. in case the spider survived
19:57:00 <dematerialised> nuke it from orbit to be sure
19:57:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcXNPI-IPPM
19:57:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DIE ANTWOORD - BABY'S ON FIRE (OFFICIAL) Views: 37,521,463 Uploader: Die Antwoord Uploaded: Jun 5, 2012 Duration: 6m56s Rating: 4.52
19:57:00 <anotherirc3r> indeed
19:58:00 <Taco> i actually loled really hard when i got zlined
19:58:00 <Skirmish> FUCK ... I am going to have to divorce kay.
19:58:00 <Skirmish> Kaley Cuoco is single again.
19:59:00 <simba> did you write about it on a little piece of paper Taco, and strap it to a birds leg, and throw that bird out the window hoping it would hit someone would would find that message and read it and give a shit bfefefefefkkfekfekfk
19:59:00 <British^Meat> lol
19:59:00 <dematerialised> HeaHeaHeHaeHaeaH
20:00:00 <Taco> yes, how did u no?
20:00:00 <simba> read your blog
20:01:00 <British^Meat> naww u didnt tweet about it Taco
20:01:00 <Taco> ole!
20:03:00 <Taco> i own fifa now wot?
20:04:00 <Skirmish> I cannot find my resume.
20:04:00 <Taco> well then, that was an ok outcome
20:04:00 <Taco> but i wasnt expecting that at all
20:19:00 <Lumeah> Um not into married men.
20:20:00 <dematerialised> that's nice
20:20:00 <Serenity> aw why not
20:21:00 <Lumeah> Hate to be a cheated on
20:21:00 <amelia> thnx for clearing that up pal
20:21:00 <Lumeah> No problem hun
20:21:00 <Lumeah> Wasn't men for u hun
20:21:00 <Serenity> was a bit random
20:21:00 <amelia> k hun
20:21:00 <Lumeah> Was for party h
20:21:00 <Lumeah> Just entered
20:22:00 <dematerialised> thnx for clearing that up
20:22:00 <dematerialised> i was confused
20:22:00 <Lumeah> So not so random... I just didn't identify who it was aimed at
20:22:00 <amelia> phew
20:22:00 <amelia> now we can sleep tonight
20:22:00 <Serenity> ok
20:22:00 <Lumeah> Thata nice
20:22:00 <Serenity> did he pm u or something
20:22:00 <amelia> *wipes sweat from brow*
20:22:00 <Lumeah> ...
20:23:00 <dematerialised> i wanna go get donuts but cbfed putting clothes ono
20:23:00 <Lumeah> Aww
20:23:00 <dematerialised> someone go for me plz
20:23:00 <Lumeah> No
20:23:00 <amelia> wot kind of donuts
20:23:00 <dematerialised> box half glazed, half cinnamon
20:23:00 <dematerialised> then box decadents
20:23:00 <dematerialised> kthnx
20:23:00 <amelia> ohhh
20:23:00 <amelia> krispy kremes
20:23:00 <amelia> yux
20:23:00 <dematerialised> yus
20:23:00 <faux> how long does 2 boxes lst u
20:23:00 <dematerialised> about a week
20:24:00 <faux> nom
20:24:00 <faux> kks havw the best hot choc
20:24:00 <faux> Ever
20:24:00 <dematerialised> its difficult not to eat them all at once
20:24:00 <dematerialised> especially the cinnamon ones
20:24:00 <amelia> top dup donuts is yummy
20:24:00 <faux> its like a cup of sugary goodness
20:24:00 <Serenity> i found some sugar free hot choc in coles i wonder if it tastes likenass
20:25:00 <faux> mm nass
20:25:00 <partay> its the galze that makes KK the best doughnuts
20:26:00 <amelia> no way
20:26:00 <amelia> over the top sweet
20:26:00 <partay> glazed like faux's eyes when she looks at my pic
20:26:00 <Skirmish> Sugar free? I bet it tastes like it has come straight from this donkey Serenity. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/dktp_zpsws3ejzem.png
20:26:00 <amelia> like eating bag of sugar
20:26:00 <faux> Partay always flattering himself
20:28:00 <Serenity> i havent had sugar in a while
20:28:00 <Serenity> i has full fat milk yesterday and it tasted like shit
20:28:00 <Serenity> had*
20:28:00 <partay> ive had a litre of Ice Break™ today
20:28:00 <partay> so only 20 tea spoons or so
20:28:00 <dematerialised> i guzzled a litre of cock
20:28:00 <Clarkson> does so faggot maggot
20:29:00 <Serenity> you just wanted to show everyone your mirc isnt full screen skirmish
20:29:00 <dematerialised> he learned his mistake
20:29:00 <dematerialised> from
20:33:00 <British^Meat> i dont get it!
20:33:00 <Skirmish> nods
20:33:00 <British^Meat> tell me the goss
20:33:00 <British^Meat> whats this about a full screen somethingorother?
20:33:00 <dematerialised> your face is
20:33:00 <partay> https://www.facebook.com/SAMHAINTHEONE/videos/vb.149143838515661/868342059929165/?type=2&theater
20:35:00 <Serenity> full screen mirc makes you a loser bm
20:35:00 <Serenity> Apparently
20:36:00 <partay> never go full screen
20:36:00 <British^Meat> b b but, mine is full screen :/
20:37:00 <British^Meat> wait, full screen or with windows buttons still visible?
20:37:00 <British^Meat> Im Maximised
20:37:00 <British^Meat> am i a loser?
20:37:00 <Skirmish> lahoo-zer
20:37:00 <amelia> yes
20:37:00 <British^Meat> FUCK
20:38:00 <Serenity> lool
20:38:00 <Serenity> im split screening on my phone so naturally im super cool
20:43:00 <Skirmish> I can't wait for Kay to see this donkey screensaver.
20:43:00 <Skirmish> 'What is the go with the screensaver?'
20:43:00 <partay> screensavers still exist?
20:44:00 <couleurs> i'm a screenraver
20:46:00 <zaim> lol
20:46:00 <Skirmish> wallpaper sorry.
20:47:00 <Skirmish> considering making it my phone wallpaper too.
20:47:00 <partay> Skirmish we know your wallpaper is taylor swift
20:47:00 <Skirmish> If I could find a topless pic of her, it would be.
20:48:00 <partay> with Skirmish written on them in lipstick
20:49:00 <Skirmish> Taytay is a hot bitch.
20:51:00 <partay> that she is
20:51:00 <Skirmish> http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/images/taylor_swift_bent_over_naked.jpg
20:52:00 <couleurs> daym when did she do that!!!!!!!
20:52:00 <partay> that looks like Skirmish's room
20:52:00 <Dugnuts> that day she got shopped
20:53:00 <Skirmish> Bed tiem.
20:54:00 <Serenity> her boobies arent big enough
20:55:00 <simba> taylor_swift_bent_over_naked.jpg
20:56:00 <couleurs> I can't wait for Kay to see his donkey screensaver.
20:57:00 <anotherirc3r> excitement
20:58:00 <simba> Right. Quick browse of the latest Memes, then show Kay my new Donkey screensaver from the IRC crew then a righteous fap before bed. Toodles.
20:59:00 <couleurs> lol
21:05:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/guFTlpq
21:05:00 <faux> Simba irl
21:08:00 <couleurs> LOL!!!!!!!!!
21:11:00 <faux> Welcome to jungle
21:14:00 <couleurs> lmao
21:14:00 <Serenity> mm choc orange tea
21:20:00 <thestig> we got fun and gamesssssss
21:38:00 <couleurs> bbl pitch perfect is on
21:40:00 <faux> Hi anotherirc3r, ashleighxtrinity, couleurs
21:40:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Hey faux
21:40:00 <faux> Snarty
21:40:00 <faux> Hows it
21:40:00 <couleurs> thanks Jim :)
21:40:00 <anotherirc3r> hi faux
21:41:00 <faux> What's happenin guise
21:43:00 <faux> Sounds good
21:44:00 <couleurs> bbl pitch perfect is on
21:44:00 <anotherirc3r> not much, you?
21:44:00 <faux> Same i think im ready for bed
21:55:00 <Serenity> i will marry her one day
21:55:00 <partay> Serenity you just want to fuck her
21:56:00 <Dugnuts> darned polygamists
21:56:00 <Serenity> Well yes
21:57:00 <partay> she does have lucious tits
21:58:00 <Serenity> id so have sister wives
21:59:00 <partay> god no
21:59:00 <partay> 1 is enough
22:02:00 <Serenity> i want all the wives
22:08:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/emJd4
22:09:00 <couleurs> midgets!!!!!!
22:10:00 <amelia> PiTCH PeRFECT
22:13:00 <couleurs> tq
22:13:00 <amelia> np
22:18:00 <Serenity> amelia did you say you had a pedometer watch?
22:19:00 <amelia> nuh, heart rate monitor
22:19:00 <Serenity> ah
22:19:00 <amelia> pedometer jus counts steps i think?
22:19:00 <Serenity> fucking hell i wanna know if the fitbit flexes are worth buying
22:20:00 <amelia> wot do you want it for
22:20:00 <Serenity> i want it to sync with my fitness pal n track all the shit i do rather than relying on the machines
22:22:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/5gqX8ZR.jpg
22:22:00 <amelia> i prefer the belts because they are most accurate
22:23:00 <amelia> the wrist ones can be really off as well
22:26:00 <Serenity> ive got a belt it came with my cross trainer i need to work out if it syncs with my treddy tho
22:27:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/yjHMxnd.jpg
22:28:00 <Dugnuts> hahahahahah
22:28:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
22:28:00 <Dugnuts> ohhh
22:28:00 <Dugnuts> nice one couleurs
22:28:00 <couleurs> Yep, I'm gonna use that as my screensaver.
22:28:00 <Dugnuts> ahh that is gold
22:29:00 <amelia> so you want it to show you how many cals you burning at that time
22:29:00 <amelia> and wot your heart rate is etc
22:29:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/xIk405h.jpg
22:30:00 <couleurs> Dude, advertising is crasy right now.
22:31:00 <Dugnuts> mm
22:31:00 <Dugnuts> anyways
22:31:00 <Dugnuts> bed for me
22:31:00 <Dugnuts> stupid early starts again
22:31:00 <Dugnuts> night
22:35:00 <couleurs> Ok Bye, Bugnuts.
22:35:00 <Serenity> yeah amelia. I liked the fitbit idea cause it tracks yoyr entire day as well as your exercise and syncs with your phone and any apps ur using
22:38:00 <amelia> do they have a fitbit belt that syncs to your phone etc
22:38:00 <amelia> rather than wrist
22:39:00 <Serenity> not sure tbh
22:39:00 <Serenity> ill have to do some more homework
22:40:00 <amelia> if you get a wrist one
22:40:00 <amelia> wear them both at same time
22:40:00 <amelia> see wot the diff is
22:40:00 <Serenity> thats an idea
22:41:00 <Serenity> myfitness pal over estimates if you manuallu input your exercise. by heaps
22:42:00 <amelia> they so inaccurate
22:44:00 <amelia> you're not really calorie counting tho are you
22:44:00 <Serenity> i am
22:45:00 <amelia> and basing wot you eat against the calories you burn?
22:45:00 <amelia> in thay case i would def go a belt
22:46:00 <Serenity> not really basing it off that the calories i burn are just an added extra i just want some thats actually accurate
22:46:00 <Serenity> something*
22:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
22:52:00 <amelia> fitbit prob be good for wot you want
22:52:00 <amelia> jus test it out wif the belt n then take into account the difference
22:52:00 <British^Meat> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/12039642_10154233997378032_4597171944893075341_n.jpg?oh=e38e0a5bf0ae00bcb664752d26835e2e&oe=56A1A18F
22:52:00 <British^Meat> me rn
22:52:00 <amelia> still be fairly accurate
22:55:00 <Serenity> cheers
22:56:00 <Serenity> now to find what box i packed the effing belt in
22:56:00 <amelia> haha
22:56:00 <amelia> and reset the heart rate on it
22:56:00 <amelia> or you haven't used it yet?
22:57:00 <Serenity> i used it ages ago
22:57:00 <Serenity> it all needs to be reset
22:57:00 <amelia> reset your resting heart rate again
22:57:00 <amelia> to be sure to be sure
22:58:00 <doctor> I like hurting the heart
22:59:00 <Serenity> if only getting fit was as easy as getting fat
23:00:00 <amelia> we'd all be stunners
23:00:00 <doctor> once it becomes ritual you'll probably thing vice verse
23:00:00 <amelia> not jus them fit bitches on instagram
23:01:00 <doctor> theyre all fake - mainly run by men
23:02:00 <amelia> their green kale smoothies look like shit
23:02:00 <doctor> they're all illusions masking deep insecurities
23:03:00 <doctor> people are strange
23:05:00 <partay> i made these today
23:05:00 <partay> http://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/cheesy-bacon-wrapped-chicken-breasts/cdee04f0-3926-44da-ae8e-a6ac70dbe71c/?feature=new
23:05:00 <amelia> mmmm
23:05:00 <Serenity> i dont think ill ever find getting fat hard
23:06:00 <partay> i have no probem in getting fat hard
23:07:00 <doctor> must be correlated with personality
23:08:00 <partay> losing weight is hard work
23:08:00 <amelia> unless you go thru a break up
23:08:00 <doctor> yeah changing parts of yourself is never easy
23:08:00 <Serenity> its just my body type i have to be hyper aware of whats going in my body at all times
23:08:00 <doctor> yeah then you starve yourself for a while
23:08:00 <Serenity> or i get fat
23:08:00 <partay> losing weight via stress isnt healthy
23:09:00 <amelia> no but it does motivate
23:09:00 <doctor> to make you feel less worthless?
23:09:00 <partay> lol
23:09:00 <Serenity> i looked great when i split up with my ex lol i lost so much weight
23:10:00 <amelia> yeah see
23:10:00 <amelia> its wot girls do bwahaha
23:10:00 <doctor> it's hard to see myself through the lens of someone else
23:10:00 <partay> chicks pfffft
23:10:00 <amelia> we dont eat then we lose a couple kgs then we motivated to lose more and do it the right way
23:11:00 <Serenity> it gets addictive in a sense
23:11:00 <Serenity> watching the numbers go down
23:11:00 <amelia> then we look hot meet a new boy get comfy n get fat again
23:11:00 <amelia> repeat cycle
23:11:00 <doctor> boys do the same
23:12:00 <dematerialised> men just stay fat
23:12:00 <dematerialised> and win women with our charm
23:12:00 <partay> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/11227903_1504241526555179_6187791332347568510_n.jpg?oh=f73ec6b7cdafa78bcdf2c5a80667d77f&oe=568D4EBC
23:12:00 <amelia> ahaahaha
23:13:00 <Serenity> tbh i just enjoyed being able to call my exs new gf fat at the time
23:13:00 <doctor> at least theyll eat what you put in front of them
23:13:00 <Serenity> sucker
23:13:00 <doctor> lol
23:13:00 <partay> youre not that chubs are you Serenity?
23:14:00 <amelia> yah show pic
23:14:00 <Serenity> haha yes i am very over weight
23:20:00 <partay> im addicted to crack
23:20:00 <amelia> bl
23:20:00 <dematerialised> rest in pepperonis
23:20:00 <Serenity> cracks a good way to stay thin lok
23:21:00 <Serenity> lol
23:21:00 <amelia> crack diet
23:21:00 <Serenity> dat meff mouf doe
23:21:00 <amelia> too bad your face and skin and everything else will go to shit
23:21:00 <amelia> but yay, skinny
23:21:00 <amelia> haha
23:21:00 <Serenity> rofl
23:21:00 <Serenity> my skins been so good lately
23:21:00 <Serenity> so clear
23:22:00 <amelia> cos you changed yo diet
23:22:00 <Serenity> a lot better hydrated too
23:22:00 <amelia> i has good skin prob cos drink lotsa water
23:23:00 <amelia> your pee is clear
23:23:00 <Serenity> yeah my pee is always clear
23:23:00 <partay> speaking a dirty urine
23:23:00 <partay> of*
23:23:00 <Serenity> i dont really drink anything other than water these days
23:24:00 <amelia> have you lost weight
23:24:00 <Serenity> 5.8 kilos in 4 weeks
23:24:00 <amelia> aw nice
23:25:00 <amelia> thats real good
23:25:00 <dematerialised> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMsLknEaZNE
23:25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Really Good (Michael Rosen) Views: 32,945 Uploader: CheesePieWithChips Uploaded: Aug 23, 2013 Duration: 0m6s Rating: 4.88
23:25:00 <amelia> AHAHAAHHA
23:25:00 <amelia> shit head
23:25:00 <dematerialised> :P
23:26:00 <partay> 5.8 is good
23:27:00 <Serenity> yer im pleased with it
23:27:00 <doctor> nice work
23:27:00 <doctor> 4 weeks is a long run
23:28:00 <partay> extrapolate that and its about 30kg over 6 months
23:29:00 <amelia> extrapolate your face
23:30:00 <partay> maybe Serenity doesnt need to lose 30
23:30:00 <Serenity> wouldnt hurt
23:30:00 <partay> i cant even lose 3
23:30:00 <Serenity> do you need to haha
23:30:00 <thestig> im in love withhh the cocooo
23:31:00 <amelia> how much is your goal
23:32:00 <Serenity> i need to lose at least another 15 so I'm jist aiming for that aym
23:32:00 <Serenity> atm
23:32:00 <partay> will you show us your boobs at minus 15 ?
23:33:00 <Clarkson> except fucking NSW, amatuer rules now make you wear a helmet
23:33:00 <amelia> yes before and after pics would be gr8
23:34:00 <Serenity> they will look exactly the same
23:34:00 <amelia> doubtful
23:34:00 <partay> damn i tried
23:34:00 <amelia> i dont mean of boobs
23:34:00 <Serenity> amelia youre going all jenillo on me with the pic thing haha
23:34:00 <amelia> i jus like seeing peoples pics on here
23:34:00 <partay> i like seeing boobs
23:34:00 <amelia> i dunno why haha
23:35:00 <Serenity> i dont lile to put faces to nicls
23:35:00 <Serenity> Nicks
23:35:00 <Serenity> my mental images are better
23:35:00 <partay> amelia wheres your pic
23:35:00 <amelia> i jus wanna see your pic i aint tryna fist you like she is
23:35:00 <amelia> mental images suck
23:35:00 <amelia> oh nah partay i dont send pics i jus look at everyone elses
23:35:00 <amelia> hahaha
23:35:00 <partay> well sod off then
23:36:00 <amelia> ahaahah
23:36:00 <Serenity> hahah
23:36:00 <amelia> i already seen yours
23:36:00 <partay> thats not how you play the game
23:36:00 <amelia> ok hold up
23:36:00 <Serenity> just think of me as the green monster
23:38:00 <doctor> i picture you all to be refined young ladies and gentlemen, huddled around a nice brick fireplace sipping brandy, smoking a pipe and discussing the anatomical structure of a sea anemone
23:38:00 <Serenity> lol
23:38:00 <partay> while Serenity is fucking herself and me watching intently
23:38:00 <Serenity> i think of you all as gremlins when they eat after midnight
23:39:00 <amelia> ahahahahaha
23:39:00 <grem> <
23:39:00 <Serenity> haha
23:39:00 <thestig> hey grem
23:39:00 <dematerialised> i think of you all as ethereal beings represented by text
23:39:00 <grem> gday
23:40:00 <Serenity> this smoke is starting to annoy me
23:43:00 <doctor> i like it
23:43:00 <partay> stop smoking
23:45:00 <Serenity> i dont smoke.
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone stop my cat being a psycho!
23:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> hocus pocus it to sit the fuck still !
23:46:00 <amelia> catnip
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'd need a fucking tonne of it
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> Not even the calming jazz in the background is helping lol
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> (like that would actually fucking help a cat lol)
23:47:00 <amelia> the jazz is more likely the problem
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's making me calm… sorta
23:47:00 <amelia> put some gangsta rap on and that should help
23:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> could be the wine too
23:47:00 <happy-lil-camper> put a washing basket over it, sit over that, and IRC via the phone
23:48:00 <partay> or put it in a blender
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah irc may lull her to sleep!
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> it usually works for me
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> + several glasses of wine
23:50:00 <Serenity> sing to her in spanish
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> that could work! Or give her another cord to chew through!
23:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunty cat!
23:51:00 <Serenity> haha
23:53:00 <Serenity> lolll this bitch on biggesr loser is having a melt down about getting on the treadmill while its moving. wow
23:54:00 <amelia> that show drives me insane
23:54:00 <Maurice> http://i.imgur.com/0Lrunsw.jpg
23:54:00 <Maurice> Poor Bert
23:54:00 <amelia> i cant handle all their emotions and crying
23:54:00 <Serenity> i have to admit i like it haha
23:54:00 <Serenity> roflll maurice
23:54:00 <Serenity> fkn ernie
23:55:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/ov0oV8l sunday :')
23:55:00 <Serenity> omgg
23:55:00 <Serenity> is that your cat
23:55:00 <amelia> bwaha
23:55:00 <amsy> yee
23:55:00 <Serenity> omggg <3
23:56:00 <amsy> ^.^
23:57:00 <thestig> snow kitty
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