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00:00 <couleurs> idk maybe tomorrow
01:00 <couleurs> watcheing youtube atm
01:00 <berger> k
04:00 <georgeandwell> i dunno who louis ck is, but hes just another white guy
05:00 <georgeandwell> with a big mouth
05:00 <georgeandwell> ...
05:00 <georgeandwell> and nothing new to say
05:00 <KarlPilkington> Who has someone new to say?
06:00 <georgeandwell> last time may be freud
06:00 <georgeandwell> but he used mainly stuff from ancient indians anyway
06:00 <georgeandwell> what white people do is basically popularise stuff in the media and put their name on it
07:00 <georgeandwell> best example is timothy leary....
07:00 <georgeandwell> then every white person reckons they invented lsd use...
08:00 <Excessive> acid isn't that gd
08:00 <georgeandwell> thats just one example
08:00 <georgeandwell> but its across the board 
09:00 <georgeandwell> another example is michael buble and john mayer
09:00 <georgeandwell> rolling stones where so derivative of the black music it could be considered copyright infringment
11:00 <couleurs> good magazine
11:00 <mattyd> yer like wen m&m copied the rapping music
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
12:00 <couleurs> so you're sayen black ppl invented music
12:00 <mattyd> they invented the east and west coasts of america
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> well of course not they just used what was around to influence their music
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> then again dont we all
13:00 <georgeandwell> and guns n roses the ultimate red neck band was so derivative of those english boys the rolling stones playing american plantation slave music
13:00 <georgeandwell> u get the picture
14:00 <georgeandwell> i wonder what business do a bunch of boys from england have playin that music
14:00 <georgeandwell> as you can see few fans of the rolling stones are negroes
15:00 <georgeandwell> cos they probably think, these white boys are a cheap immitation 
15:00 <georgeandwell> they prancing around on stage trying to act like niggers
16:00 <Excessive> it was rock, pop, house, techno, etc ......... all stole bits from pieces beforehand
17:00 <Mew> imagine if ke$ha was a black slave hundreds of years ago and thats where our music kicked off
17:00 <couleurs> i hate ppl when their not polite
18:00 <Mew> we'd probably just be listening to one constant beat firing off like a machine gun now
18:00 <Mew> with glitter falling everywhere
18:00 <milk> dewp dewp
19:00 <mattyd> whats a good song by kesha
19:00 <couleurs> glitter, my favourite color
19:00 <Mew> n/a
19:00 <mattyd> i aint herd any
19:00 <couleurs> consider yourself lucky
19:00 <Mew> dont go searching mattyd
19:00 <mattyd> KK
20:00 <milk> K.K.K. "Niggers? Not a problem!"
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> back
21:00 <mattyd> Welcome Bake
22:00 <georgeandwell> see
22:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/7rx7Tbm.gif
22:00 <georgeandwell> when i was doing my post grad B. arts at uni after i finished my engineering degree
23:00 <berger> couleurs i meant my heart.. my heart is black......
23:00 <georgeandwell> i got expelled from uni cos they thought my essays were too racist
23:00 <georgeandwell> monash at clayton
23:00 <berger> (u cant c it)
23:00 <georgeandwell> every time i submit an assignment i had to show cause
23:00 <berger> can u go to bed now im tierd
24:00 <couleurs> oh ok i thought you meant your pubic hairs sorry
24:00 <couleurs> No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27:00 <couleurs> oh cool my package updated
28:00 <couleurs> Hey Paul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <Paul> hello
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One: maid cop nurse convict fairy??
30:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> pick
30:00 <Bastardly_One> go maid ... always seems to be a winner
30:00 <couleurs> http://www.adidas.com.au/jeremy-scott-wings-2.0-money-shoes/G95773_630.html
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> really?
30:00 <couleurs> i want those
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I lurveeeee the fairy dress
36:00 <British^Meat> Sooo....
36:00 <British^Meat> Picard was looking for a melb massage parlour
36:00 <British^Meat> And is married?
36:00 <British^Meat> No shame from that dude :/
37:00 <British^Meat> i no like
37:00 <British^Meat> y'all should totally send him to a gaybo one
38:00 <HumanBeing001> hello all
39:00 <mattyd> hey bean
39:00 <HumanBeing001> hi matty how are u?
40:00 <mattyd> yea good bud jus eatin a snack, U??
41:00 <berger> fairy bread
46:00 <beehhh> lololololol
47:00 <beehhh> i just shaved my head again
47:00 <beehhh> extremly smooth
47:00 <beehhh> walter mitty goes to greenland and later to iceland then to himalaya
52:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/1543679_649165101788841_1860440805_n.jpg
53:00 <beehhh> happy new year georgeandwell
53:00 <beehhh> but i know this aint ur chinese newyear
55:00 <georgeandwell> beeh matey
55:00 <georgeandwell> how r u my curry friend
56:00 <beehhh> not bad my yum soup chin friend
56:00 <British^Meat> Honest, if i was an OP here, id make beehhh the first ban for 2014
56:00 <British^Meat> right now
57:00 <georgeandwell> word up
59:00 <georgeandwell> beeh is a bit of a brokeb record
59:00 <georgeandwell> broken
59:00 <beehhh> i'm not steping into australian soil again
59:00 <British^Meat> just a persistant trouble maker
59:00 <British^Meat> he knows it
59:00 <British^Meat> i know it
59:00 <British^Meat> he doesnt fool me
59:00 <beehhh> lot of hate there
59:00 <British^Meat> he knows that i know
00:00 <beehhh> http://derifarm.com/deriair/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/mustard_greens-e1276746259139.jpg
00:00 <georgeandwell> is it ny yet?
00:00 <beehhh> not in chinese calander not
00:00 <georgeandwell> its 1130 here
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Wednesday January 1 2014 01:00am(01:00:49)
00:00 <beehhh> in bangla 1415
01:00 <georgeandwell> im in the alice
01:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1510886_10200739237357924_398217796_n.jpg
01:00 <emuls> ugh
01:00 <emuls> take that shit elsewhere
01:00 <emuls> or not
01:00 <georgeandwell> time difference
03:00 <beehhh> msia is cool lot of hot girls here
03:00 <beehhh> all chinese but
04:00 <georgeandwell> i been to malaysia
04:00 <georgeandwell> too hot
04:00 <frayedknot> malaysia is nice
05:00 <beehhh> today it rained like i never seen that much drops in my whole life
05:00 <beehhh> i'm in borneo
06:00 <beehhh> iban-chinese are hot n wild
10:00 <beehhh> http://sarawakbloggers.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Asian-fashion-week-borneo-girls-sarawak-girls-models.jpg
10:00 <beehhh> visit me georgeandwell
10:00 <georgeandwell> nah no thx
12:00 <beehhh> you dont like these
12:00 <beehhh> don tell me ur gay?
13:00 <British^Meat> im not going to waste my first insult of 2014 on beehhh
13:00 <British^Meat> that in itself wasnt an insult
13:00 <British^Meat> so that cant count
14:00 <georgeandwell> hee
14:00 <georgeandwell> he
14:00 <georgeandwell> nah its not ny here yet
16:00 <Excessive> I will ........... they look like some sort of high class hooker bunch
16:00 <beehhh> well i will escort you to your room sir
18:00 <beehhh> i like one at the very back in maroon dress
18:00 <Excessive> I'm enjoyin my own comfort zone atm, thankin u very muchly
18:00 <Excessive> :)
18:00 <beehhh> no allow me to serve you guys
19:00 <beehhh> sex sells so is the room
21:00 <Excessive> my only nippon relationship was when I owned a gemini many years ago
22:00 <beehhh> scott ludlam is in japan right now
22:00 <Atari> dat wuz da yr dat wuz
22:00 <Atari> 2013
23:00 <Atari> may it be forever forgotten
23:00 <beehhh> Excessive never too late life is short you only live once
23:00 <Atari> 2001 was the worst year of our lives i reckon
23:00 <Atari> our lives that is
24:00 <Excessive> nah, not the worst
24:00 <beehhh> same here
24:00 <beehhh> i nearly had an heart attack with my exwife
24:00 <Atari> well for those that saw it anyway
24:00 <beehhh> she gave me panic attck
24:00 <Excessive> don't jus look back onto ur misfortunes, look to the gd things that happened too
25:00 <beehhh> i wish schumaker makes it out of it
25:00 <Atari> well at least they did not use a nuke in 2001
25:00 <beehhh> i like his cheeky smile
25:00 <Atari> shows some competance
25:00 <beehhh> he died in adelaide
26:00 <Atari> schumacher
26:00 <beehhh> shoe maker
26:00 <Atari> good racing car driver
26:00 <Atari> michael
26:00 <Atari> michael schumacher
26:00 <beehhh> mick
27:00 <Atari> gerhard was good too
27:00 <beehhh> i'll go visit switzerland if i comes out of coma
27:00 <beehhh> *he
27:00 <Atari> many good drives
27:00 <Atari> i have driven a ford v8
27:00 <Atari> nice cars
28:00 <Atari> we lost holden in 2013 :P
28:00 <Atari> brock would roll in his grave
29:00 <Atari> mini morris is the best
29:00 <Atari> bathurst rulez
30:00 <Excessive> not we ........... GM merely decided that it wasn't profitable to spend on labour costs in Aust
30:00 <Excessive> .
30:00 <Atari> i would die for a morgan
30:00 <beehhh> clipsal500 i been heaps of time
30:00 <Atari> yeah, replace human for robots in 25 years and bring back holden then
30:00 <Atari> then they talk about unemployment
30:00 <beehhh> philip island v8 race not to mention
30:00 <Atari> fuck the govt
31:00 <Atari> everyone deserves the dole
31:00 <Atari> bludge on it
31:00 <Atari> fuck em
31:00 <beehhh> holden factory will make more military cars
31:00 <beehhh> for america
31:00 <Atari> jeep has the contract for that
31:00 <Atari> and hummer
31:00 <beehhh> work will continue but for america's defence not for general public
32:00 <Atari> wish i had a 1945 jeep body, would spend 20 grand on it
32:00 <Atari> they are built like tanks
32:00 <Excessive> cars r a waste of money full stop
32:00 <Atari> the singer of one direction has on
33:00 <Atari> one
33:00 <beehhh> i'd happy to have a ford mustung GT 64 chemmy with chevvy motor inside a small V8
33:00 <Atari> not a jeep 1945 model
33:00 <Atari> priceless
33:00 <Atari> put a ford v8 in it
33:00 <beehhh> twin turbo it should have
33:00 <Atari> fuckn put a v16 in it too
33:00 <beehhh> factory custome design
34:00 <Atari> may as well put a veyron engine it
34:00 <beehhh> 2pac dark black color
34:00 <Atari> and flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
34:00 <beehhh> with blue neon lights underneat
34:00 <beehhh> dream car
34:00 <Atari> settle for a tricycle beehhh ?
34:00 <Atari> one of the wheels are broken
35:00 <beehhh> 18" mags
35:00 <Atari> but you can replace it with a pram wheel
35:00 <beehhh> stolen from pontiac
35:00 <Atari> and a rotten cabbage
35:00 <Excessive> if u wannah gd setup, go the engine over driving wheels ......... and the best of that is engine over rear driving wheels .......... like porsche, ferrari, etc .......... u could buy a VW and chop it up with a turbp porsche flat 6 and x many interchangeable porsche parts
35:00 <Atari> slumdog millionaire :)
36:00 <Excessive> turbo*
36:00 <Atari> been trying hard to get a 1945 jeep mate
36:00 <Atari> searching
36:00 <beehhh> america has lot of good old cars in their wreckers for cheap price
36:00 <beehhh> in texas
36:00 <Atari> dont mind a export 
36:00 <Atari> will convert it
36:00 <beehhh> dont deal with china
36:00 <Atari> jeep is the best
36:00 <Atari> solid steel
37:00 <beehhh> my father had two jeeps
37:00 <Atari> they used them in WW2
37:00 <beehhh> steel body
37:00 <Atari> 12 gauge steel
37:00 <beehhh> i grow up in them :)
37:00 <Atari> half inch thick
37:00 <beehhh> diesel engine
37:00 <Atari> yup
37:00 <Atari> diesel
37:00 <beehhh> manual 6th gear
38:00 <Atari> i will get one
38:00 <Atari> and spend 20 grand on it
38:00 <Excessive> years ago there was an article in some street car mag with a dude that did a bug with a Renault V6 in the back and made it a full dune buggy .......... all 4 wheel drive etc
38:00 <Atari> paint it shocking pink
38:00 <Atari> and put new engine in it
38:00 <beehhh> unique car magazine
38:00 <Atari> leather seats
38:00 <Atari> keep it all original
38:00 <beehhh> 1998
38:00 <Atari> i want a 1945 model
38:00 <Atari> no buts
39:00 <beehhh> i want mustang coupe
39:00 <Atari> they are great for the beach
39:00 <beehhh> lighter the better
39:00 <Atari> i already got 2007 jeep
39:00 <beehhh> but with a small v8 or v6
39:00 <beehhh> gotta watch on the paddle
39:00 <Atari> grand cherokee i got
39:00 <doctor> What's the future like melbourne?
39:00 <Atari> 2014 doctor
39:00 <doctor> Is there a gleeming light at the end of the tunnel?
40:00 <doctor> or is it just an infinite abyss?
40:00 <Atari> it's a infinite loop
40:00 <Atari> no abyss
40:00 <Excessive> for light stuff jus look for a gd 4 cyl shell and an alloy V6 or preferably V8 like a small rover alloy V8 or somethin
40:00 <Atari> same shit
40:00 <doctor> damn it
41:00 <Atari> Excessive, i could go a ford truck v16 engine in the jeep
41:00 <doctor> don't bring 2014 here please
41:00 <Atari> they are around 15 grand the engines
41:00 <beehhh> i'll only take her on chapel street in for a slow stroll
41:00 <Atari> brand new
41:00 <Atari> diesel
41:00 <doctor> I've only 1 hour at 10 minutes left
41:00 <Excessive> yeah but then u have the weight of a truck V16 under ur steering wheel
41:00 <beehhh> 10:41 here
41:00 <Atari> least it can pull a boat but
41:00 <doctor> 20 mins
41:00 <doctor> fuck it
42:00 <beehhh> i really had ford XE and XF both on dual fuel
43:00 <Excessive> I had ideas abt Holden's Buick V6 in a gemini, and later changed my mind to the rather better rover alloy V8 setup .......... though never got around to actually doin it
43:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> happy poo year 
43:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> !!
44:00 <beehhh> http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/elkjvJjifyo/maxresdefault.jpg
45:00 <beehhh> passion for enthusiactic
46:00 <beehhh> gotta have sports steering wheel from f1 car
46:00 <Excessive> like u could prolly rip out a rover 2800 or is it 2500 V8 out of a 2 door coupe or sedan or watever they were and pull it apart and stick the Rover 4 wheel drive's alloy V8 crank in it ............. wat were they ..... 3500 or 4.2 lt?
46:00 <Atari> diesel is the go
47:00 <Excessive> so ud have the engine of a small truck in a fckn 2 door coupe
47:00 <Atari> it aint a coupe
47:00 <Atari> look at the hood
47:00 <Atari> it is huge
47:00 <beehhh> http://cdn.instructables.com/FFQ/W3YH/GB3W26YL/FFQW3YHGB3W26YL.LARGE.jpg
48:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> man
48:00 <Excessive> and it's a smaller car than the yank tank Mustang or Charger .......... for better manouvreability and all around compact size
48:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> all the music from all the bars n clubs at once is too hard to listen to
48:00 <beehhh> i
48:00 <beehhh> i'd pick a tranny in my ford and give him a blowjob
49:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> anyway dis dwunk me is gonna go sleep , wayy to much alc too fast ear plugs time
49:00 <Atari> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbPED9bisSc
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: One Direction - Live While We're Young (Sep 20, 2012) 3:18 - Category: Music - 268,402,787 views - 1,417,290 likes (93.5%), 99,294 dislikes (6.5%)
49:00 <Atari> check that video
49:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> NITE BITCHEEEEEEEEEEEES
49:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> =P
49:00 <Atari> that is a 1945 model
49:00 <Excessive> the fckn Tryumph ................ is wat I'm talkin abt .......... the rover 2 door coupe with the small 2500 alloy V8
49:00 <Atari> when they are in the car pause it
49:00 <Atari> look at the hood
49:00 <Atari> it is fucking huge
49:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> hahaha @ triumpjh
49:00 <Atari> 1945 is rare
50:00 <beehhh> the raivals
50:00 <Atari> they go for around 40 grand
50:00 <Excessive> Triumph*
50:00 <beehhh> Atari go try fowles auction on wednesday ya might be lucky
51:00 <beehhh> they do 4wheels on that day
51:00 <Atari> live while were young
51:00 <Atari> he is a lucky kid
51:00 <Atari> got style in cars 
51:00 <beehhh> ask a mate to drop you off there
52:00 <beehhh> i bet you dont wanna leave early
52:00 <Excessive> Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\, mabbe u're not as mechanically minded, though when u can put a small truck crankshaft into a normally small sports car, then u'd undestand y one would have ideas abt doin somethin extreme
53:00 <Atari> a v8 in it is enough
53:00 <beehhh> i was in shell servo for 6years
53:00 <beehhh> about 13-15 shells
54:00 <Atari> you can shoot that jeep with a shotgun at point blank and all you will get is maybe a dent
54:00 <Atari> maybe
54:00 <Atari> if that
55:00 <Excessive> or rather I'll give u a better example .......... a 1970's Rodeo 2lt cranksahft fits into a 1600 gemini block
55:00 <Atari> frod bronco of the 80's was good
55:00 <Atari> ford
55:00 <Atari> big bastard
56:00 <Excessive> the Bronco was basically a cut down F100
56:00 <Atari> yeah
56:00 <Atari> made stylish
57:00 <Atari> jeep has always been good
57:00 <Atari> nice and small
57:00 <Atari> dat wat i like
57:00 <Atari> not big
58:00 <Excessive> don't/didn't Jeep use or rather isn't Jeep part of Chrysler?
58:00 <Atari> it used to be
59:00 <Atari> chrysler had its days with mitsubishi too
59:00 <Excessive> yea I know that bit
59:00 <Atari> chrysler went downhill
59:00 <Atari> el cheapo cars now
00:00 <Atari> nothing beats a good ol chevrolet but
00:00 <Atari> strong cars
00:00 <Excessive> cause of wat? the 80's fuel craze and them not havin a small car manufacturing facility/setup etc 
00:00 <Atari> robust is what i go for
00:00 <Atari> safety
00:00 <Atari> jeep is that
00:00 <British^Meat> i was dc, and no i am not dc
00:00 <Excessive> hence the Mitso half deal
00:00 <Atari> volvo too
01:00 <Atari> i dont mind boxes
01:00 <Atari> long as they go
01:00 <Atari> more space to fuck around in to
01:00 <Atari> good for a stereo
01:00 <Excessive> re boxes: Ford's XD to XF
02:00 <Atari> fj
02:00 <Atari> hr
02:00 <Atari> kingswood
02:00 <Atari> statesmen deville
02:00 <Excessive> I did like the HR myself
02:00 <Excessive> and the statesmans
03:00 <Atari> those cars had a nice interior
03:00 <Excessive> though the HG onwards were jus too big
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the WX is a sexy beast though
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the bro in law has one of those in station wagon and an EJ sedan
04:00 <Excessive> my 1-st 200 dollah car was an EJ Bastardly_One
04:00 <Atari> http://www.boostnetwork.com/database/crop/4/1280/960/readersrides/files/post-9612-115129847461699237.jpg
04:00 <Atari> that is our version of the cadillac
05:00 <Bastardly_One> this is done to immaculate recondition
05:00 <Atari> shits over american style
05:00 <Excessive> I ripped out the gray motor and put a 179HP in it wit a Tri-matic
05:00 <Atari> nicer trims
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
05:00 <Excessive> though I never finished it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually prefer his WX kingswood wagon
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that bitch is a beast!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I heart it a lot
06:00 <Atari> haha
06:00 <Atari> griswald car
06:00 <Excessive> holden V8 or Chev V8 Bastardly_One?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> holden v8
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he realised it needed a bit of a motor recon
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and did so recently
07:00 <Bastardly_One> soooooooooooooooo nice
07:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like a beast
07:00 <Bastardly_One> drives like a dream
07:00 <Excessive> yeah a new engine with fresh rings etc ......... always sounds like a beast
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it did even when shitty
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno I love that model
07:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One, this car suits you http://blurbomat.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/120518-griswold-wagon.jpg
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they sound sexy to me
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but the EJ
08:00 <Bastardly_One> look at it sideways and he'll kill ya
08:00 <Bastardly_One> when I say it's redone
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean with mostly original parts
09:00 <Atari> dude the kingswood is a dead beats car
09:00 <Excessive> yeah the EJ and EH had a lot of interchangeables body parts wise
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon if he had to pick my sister and kds or the EJ
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd take the EJ
09:00 <Atari> people in those days were buying mostly sports
09:00 <Atari> like torana
09:00 <Bastardly_One> give a fuck wanker
09:00 <Bastardly_One> we're talking about the EJ now
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and I like the W series of Kingswoods
10:00 <Bastardly_One> deal with it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> big chunky beasts
10:00 <Atari> 6
10:00 <Atari> sheesh ok :)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah toranas he's never been into
11:00 <Bastardly_One> strangely
11:00 <Student> back tracking on V8 engines, V alinged engines sound pretty much a headache to align if broke, i never used a V type engine for the same reason 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> being a holden freak
11:00 <Atari> ford model t sell around 40 grand
11:00 <Excessive> there was some dude in the street machine mag like back in the early 90's that did an FJ with Torana front end and a 6 cyl Nissan turbo 6 ......... like one of those fckn slant things like in the 240/260Z
11:00 <Atari> crazy shit
12:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen that old canadian stunt driving team called the Devil Drivers who used to do stunts in EHs?
12:00 <Atari> yeh
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they were a huge hit in Aust at the time
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you would of maybe old man
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I doubt Excessive would of
12:00 <Atari> hotrods
12:00 <Excessive> nah not me
12:00 <Bastardly_One> look that shit up man
13:00 <Excessive> k
13:00 <Excessive> one day
13:00 <Bastardly_One> EH stunt drivers a team of three
13:00 <Bastardly_One> with 2 EHs
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they came over from canada and formed this stunt show
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and were a huge arsed hit
13:00 <Bastardly_One> "back in the day"
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I heart Holdens
14:00 <Excessive> oh .............. nad wat abt that blue torana they had in street machine that some TAFE students did ............. some fckn V6 that they had supercharged runnin on LPG
14:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna miss the great cars when they no longer exist soon
14:00 <}{> i made interior parts for holden my first job
14:00 <Excessive> and*
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gonna be the end of australia in a way
14:00 <Atari> http://www.ehholden.com.au/gallery/pics/m0423b.jpg
14:00 <Bastardly_One> we lost arnnots
14:00 <Atari> we owned a eh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> we lost kraft
14:00 <Bastardly_One> now no more Holden GM
15:00 <Bastardly_One> what about the EK?
15:00 <Atari> not ek
15:00 <Bastardly_One> people seem to love or hate them
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm asking your opinion dip
15:00 <Excessive> EK was the last of the 60's styling b4 the EJ
15:00 <Bastardly_One> on what you think of them
15:00 <Atari> eh is sports
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Excessive
15:00 <Bastardly_One> like them?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
16:00 <Atari> sports sedan
16:00 <Atari> they did racing in them but
16:00 <Atari> not that poweful but fast
16:00 <Atari> damn good car the eh
16:00 <Atari> very stable
17:00 <Excessive> I drove one for a lil while ............ jus .......... 138 gray underpowered ........... shit suspension and .......... jus an old car ......... they tried to merely make em look like a small Chev
17:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it is Holden GENERAL MOTORS
17:00 <Atari> we will still design for the yanks
17:00 <}{> went to city heard ppl shout happy new year said to myself its just next day wanted to ask them who invented calendar
17:00 <Excessive> ye I know
17:00 <Excessive> the gray 138 is itself a cut down Chevy 6
17:00 <Bastardly_One> did you ever see the protype for the new monaro
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they never released?
18:00 <Atari> nah
18:00 <Bastardly_One> man, if they ever had the cash to build it
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's around on the net still
18:00 <Atari> i re the 1972 model
18:00 <Atari> a friend had it
18:00 <Bastardly_One> just google it
18:00 <Atari> 2002 model was nice
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but bejeezus
18:00 <Bastardly_One> really wish they were able to of made that
19:00 <Excessive> to have*
19:00 <Atari> mustang is nice
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I fuck that up all the time hey?
19:00 <Atari> fords best
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and thanks poof for the FB post
19:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
19:00 <}{> why do we celebrate a day or eve that was invented by ppl that scarificed virgins
19:00 <Excessive> ehehehehe
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Fords suck as much as you do Atari
19:00 <Atari> ford gt >?
19:00 <Excessive> wat is it with Greeks n Ford?
19:00 <Atari> gimme a break
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Go Hard, go Holden, or get fucked
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and I reckon Excessive
20:00 <Atari> ford gt has done out porsche and lambs
20:00 <Excessive> Holden = Hold On
20:00 <fawks> hehe found on rubbish dummppp
20:00 <fawks> failed on race day teheeee
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked on race day
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I love you now
20:00 <Excessive> fix and repair daily
20:00 <Bastardly_One> for mocking fords
21:00 <Excessive> or*
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fix or
21:00 <fawks> Mnm lambs
21:00 <fawks> fard
21:00 <fawks> lol
21:00 <Atari> oldhen
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Fard ... say it silly
21:00 <fawks> LOL
21:00 <fawks> that made me giggle
21:00 <Bastardly_One> could be Ford with a NZ accent
21:00 <Bastardly_One> same
21:00 <Excessive> nah that's Furd in kiwi talk
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been bemused all day though
22:00 <Atari> bugatti veyron
22:00 <Atari> :)
22:00 <Bastardly_One> since I've awoken I've been amused at almost everything
22:00 <fawks> FINTESTIC
22:00 <Excessive> a bit like Turd :P
22:00 <Atari> fuck it
22:00 <Atari> just go a f16
22:00 <fawks> FINTESTUC*
22:00 <Atari> why waste time
22:00 <Bastardly_One> arseholes ... I'm part Maori
22:00 <}{> i could read
22:00 <}{> but nah
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna feck you up hey?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> after I ask you for change
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and a cig
23:00 <Excessive> fck a sheep a day
23:00 <fawks> sheep fucker
23:00 <Bastardly_One> got a spare ciggie cuz?
23:00 <Atari> how the hell they put a engine into a little car like the bugatti is stupid
23:00 <Bastardly_One> well, fuck you white kent!
23:00 <Atari> and it's body is weak
23:00 <}{> whats 10 + 20 if you guys are real
23:00 <fawks> 98
23:00 <Bastardly_One> 3
23:00 <Atari> smash the bugatti and you dead instant
23:00 <}{> thought so
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the zeroes dont count
24:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 + 20 = 3
24:00 <Excessive> 10 = 20 = 30 x 10
24:00 <Excessive> meh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that one
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't do it either
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but I know the one
24:00 <Excessive> 10+20=3x10
24:00 <}{> yep
24:00 <Atari> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTMolVuHiOQ
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bugatti Veyron Crash Test (Apr 26, 2011) 1:17 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 1,604,581 views -
25:00 <Bastardly_One> have you ever seen an electric sports car go along?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> such a different experience ... you're literally like
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on, I see it but I don't hear it
25:00 <Excessive> fckn electric is not quite feasable 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> makes your brain process the car entirely differently
25:00 <Student> hybirds do better 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> whereas a noisy beast like a ferrari gets looks for a different wow factor
26:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One, you like mclaren ?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> like say a telsa
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ppl are like ... huh?
26:00 <Excessive> mercedes had noise cancelling technology in the 80's for they upper range cars
26:00 <Bastardly_One> depends which models tbh Atari
26:00 <Excessive> their*
27:00 <}{> got cask of wine to come down of 200$ ice i got shouted that just came out of no where
27:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno I'd want to drive something that quiet as a telsa or what not
27:00 <Bastardly_One> would feel strange not hearing it while driving
27:00 <Atari> Chevrolet Corvette C7 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... better race cars than road cars IMO
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the C7
28:00 <Atari> it is affordable to
28:00 <}{> or it could have been speed
28:00 <}{> i dontno
28:00 <}{> i just scattered
28:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway I only butted in
28:00 <British^Meat> chris?
28:00 <Excessive> did u know that a diesel locomotive is actually a big diesel generator driving electric motors at the wheels? ............. y? cause u can't have a tailshaft on a train
28:00 <Bastardly_One> to defend Kingswoods really
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on British^Meat and I'll tell ya
29:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat, definitely 100 percent
29:00 <Bastardly_One> cc@ that ip
29:00 <British^Meat> oh dear
29:00 <Bastardly_One> is him
29:00 <British^Meat> oh dear oh dear
29:00 <Bastardly_One> do /uwho
29:00 <British^Meat> he only typed 4 lines
29:00 <British^Meat> and i knew it was him
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and remember thta IP
29:00 <British^Meat> *sigh*
29:00 <Bastardly_One> *that IP
30:00 <}{> your no fun
30:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I know it's you each time I see you join if I see it Chris
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive is gonna call the CAT team on you again now
30:00 <Bastardly_One> for drug psychosis
30:00 <}{> so waht
30:00 <Bastardly_One> do it Excessive
30:00 <Excessive> nah
30:00 <Excessive> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> say he's having a meth rage
30:00 <British^Meat> im leaving now
31:00 <Bastardly_One> note I said again :D
31:00 <British^Meat> all because of chris
31:00 <British^Meat> :(
31:00 <}{> happy new year
31:00 <Excessive> chris is orraite when he's got his shit together
31:00 <Excessive> happeh new fckn year to u too
31:00 <}{> wanta see my new song it uses my own voice
32:00 <}{> check my youtube
32:00 <Excessive> no thnx, cbf-ed
32:00 <}{> made it in 20mins
32:00 <Excessive> I might pill out
32:00 <Excessive> n go n lay down in abt 30
33:00 <}{> i got shouted 200$ ice for no reason
33:00 <}{> or at least 1 point
33:00 <Excessive> ye we've read it the 1-st time dude
33:00 <Excessive> stfu abt it now
33:00 <}{> i felt normal for awhile
35:00 <}{> what all go quiet so they see its me
35:00 <}{> ?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I just stuck my nose in
36:00 <}{> you were rambling till i showed up
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ask the rest of the regs
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been quiet all night
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I only stuck my nose in for a min just before you showed
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been rather dead all night actually
36:00 <}{> you typed 20 lines
36:00 <}{> in 2 mins
36:00 <}{> how is that quiet
37:00 <Student> :)
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm playing a game on the PS3 for something to do
37:00 <}{> hi Student
37:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One, is there anything that would intechange parts with the zbox 50?
38:00 <Student> hello chris :)
38:00 <Excessive> +r
38:00 <Bastardly_One> good question man
39:00 <Bastardly_One> either google it or ask MadScientist when he's around
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd imagine so
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they're pretty generic
39:00 <Excessive> cause like I could prolly swap the cylinder and piston/crank combo for somethin else
39:00 <Bastardly_One> in the way they're built
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair enough
39:00 <}{> i got 115k from saying carpet moves
40:00 <}{> you do that
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'd ask MadScientist or research
40:00 <Excessive> kk
40:00 <Excessive> ah anddddddddddddd
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but in theory I couldn't see why not
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they're rather genericly built
40:00 <Excessive> I found out today that my next door neighbour is German
40:00 <Excessive> his last name is Mueller
41:00 <Excessive> his parents from Berlin
41:00 <}{> im christ and fish
41:00 <}{> both signs of god
41:00 <Bastardly_One> faux
41:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to this when I get her attention Excessive
42:00 <fawks> oui?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris thinks he's Jesus now
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ask him
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fo' real
42:00 <}{> nah
42:00 <fawks> ..
42:00 <}{> i think i am ____0000 > )
42:00 <fawks> he's one letter short and a few brain cells too
42:00 <}{> wanker
43:00 <}{> i wanker gets everything for nothing
43:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed fawks
43:00 <Excessive> chris is jus stuck down south, under her majesty's control ............. errrr sorry under the control of her majesty's system that's designed to enslave/opress the helpless because it makes her money :)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah be proud to be a parasite
43:00 <}{> holdens
43:00 <}{> vr vs vt have parts i made in them
44:00 <Excessive> I had both a VR and a VS wagon
44:00 <Excessive> as my work car
44:00 <}{> my cat got high got paranoid or pissed off with me yesterday
45:00 <Excessive> stacked the VR, got 3 k for it from insurance, put in a nother thou and got the VS
45:00 <}{> sleeping now
46:00 <Bastardly_One> how come you took the vid down?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the double bong one?
47:00 <}{> i made new song
47:00 <}{> my voice
47:00 <}{> listen if you can find it
48:00 <}{> call my voice
48:00 <}{> called
48:00 <}{> dyslexic
48:00 <keeiko> anyone in Perth?
49:00 <}{> no perth sucks
49:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One: <3
49:00 <Bastardly_One> brat <3
49:00 <DemonsRun> happy new year Hun
49:00 <Bastardly_One> likewise
49:00 <DemonsRun> good night?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> been a quiet one for me
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's alright too
50:00 <DemonsRun> awww as long as ur amused & happy
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I woke up bemused
50:00 <DemonsRun> as usual?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the entire day has been amusing for no reason
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
51:00 <Bastardly_One> today has been really amusing
51:00 <DemonsRun> ahh
51:00 <DemonsRun> what's happened?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing in particular
51:00 <Bastardly_One> smallest things have amused me no end though
51:00 <Bastardly_One> *the smallest things
51:00 <DemonsRun> I wish I could show u my sunburn right now
51:00 <DemonsRun> you'd laugh
51:00 <DemonsRun> it's so uneven
52:00 <}{> whats sun?
52:00 <Student> do not understand the use of "the" with plural there 
52:00 <}{> who Student
52:00 <DemonsRun> that's okay Student 
52:00 <DemonsRun> don't expect u to
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I left the word the off the start of the sentence Student
53:00 <Excessive> check out the Citroen answer to the Mustang .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1488286_379510515528387_220348267_n.jpg
53:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta admit
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that looks sexy
54:00 <}{> how sick is guy with no newyears plans getting drugs with out asking
54:00 <DemonsRun> it does
54:00 <}{> its stupid
54:00 <DemonsRun> I have an elbow pressing on my toy -.-
54:00 <}{> wish i didnt do them
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris shut up
55:00 <}{> proves speed is stronger the ice
55:00 <}{> n
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a question for you and Excessive
55:00 <Excessive> ye?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> why do schitzos turn to drugs when you know what they do to your conditions?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm being serious
56:00 <Bastardly_One> apart from Chris most of you with that condition are reasonably astute
56:00 <Bastardly_One> why fuck yourselves more?
56:00 <}{> my condition is caused by meds
56:00 <Excessive> fck up ....... I like the party life ........ doesn't mean that I'mnah loose my mind for enjoyin myself
56:00 <}{> no shit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm ASKING
57:00 <Bastardly_One> typical responses though
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you man!
57:00 <DemonsRun> eh. sleep time 
57:00 <DemonsRun> night dusty <3
57:00 <Bastardly_One> night brat <3
57:00 <Bastardly_One> what gets me though Excessive
57:00 <Bastardly_One> is how you had to have home visits
58:00 <Excessive> I told u how and y it happens before maaaaaaaaaaaaan
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and all this cunt has to do is turn up once a mth for a shot
58:00 <Excessive> I never had home visits
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooook then
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not what you told me
58:00 <}{> i just got done by mental health ppl so i didnt get in lots of trouble
58:00 <Excessive> I always went and saw them
58:00 <}{> not that i am mental
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you told me you only got put onto GP visits last year
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you ARE mental Chris
59:00 <Excessive> yeah but I always went to them, they never came here
59:00 <}{> yeah who sez but you
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive, gotcha
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris, people both with your condition and 99% of those you interact with can't be wrong
00:00 <}{> what condition
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you're one fucked up unit
00:00 <Bastardly_One> what condition
00:00 <}{> get give shit controls brain chemistry
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
00:00 <}{> i not mental mate
00:00 <}{> doctors are
00:00 <}{> i was fried off me head only time i found girl to kiss
01:00 <}{> when i was totally fried
01:00 <Excessive> u do drugs under the control of the so n so and u get fcked over with them sayin that "it's illegal and therefore u must be punished" .......... which in turn follows with all the shit that goes along with it .......... the media (if they bothered to buy airtime to expose u), MkUltra, etc etc
02:00 <}{> got cask to drink then i quit
02:00 <}{> fucken scattered
03:00 <}{> i got bills
03:00 <}{> so gonna take time to save get car again
03:00 <}{> but i will do that this year
03:00 <}{> if you dont think i will suck a camels dick
05:00 <}{> i gonna tell judge so i can buy proper food
05:00 <}{> need to drive to go to proper supermarkets
05:00 <}{> so they will give it back no worries
05:00 <Student> Bastardly_One are you trying to solve a "problem" ore creating them? ;)
06:00 <}{> some one said 3
06:00 <}{> thats all i know
09:00 <}{> so dont fuck up our its all mind
09:00 <}{> mine
09:00 <}{> even
10:00 <}{> tell me if you could get 100k odd from saying carpet moves and world is piss and shit
10:00 <}{> you couldnt
11:00 <}{> why join for
11:00 <}{> fucken wanker
11:00 <}{> i fix shit i tradie
11:00 <}{> well i make shit from nothing
11:00 <}{> good for u
12:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
16:00 <}{> its aztec new year
16:00 <}{> they did shrooms to hella hella extent
17:00 <}{> they invented calendar
17:00 <}{> fuck yas
20:00 <}{> i know more about existance more then most
21:00 <}{> i had to make myself retarded cause someone promised me something
21:00 <}{> if i was nt retarded it wouldnt work
22:00 <}{> nite
43:00 <Ana_Ng> hny magnificent bastards
43:00 <stebie> happy new year, yay
44:00 <Bastardly_One> back at ya both
44:00 <Bastardly_One> just got in I gather stebie?
45:00 <xm> can we all have voice for new years
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon give me ops for New Years
45:00 <stebie> i'm stuck on a tram
45:00 <Bastardly_One> when ya get home
45:00 <Bastardly_One> gimme ops
45:00 <Bastardly_One> kthx
45:00 <stebie> accident on punt rd
46:00 <stebie> Mmmm, pass
46:00 <stebie> :P
46:00 <Bastardly_One> how rude!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been good for years
47:00 <stebie> should've taken the offer of a lift from a friend, she would've taken us to the closest station in the ambulance
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I was actually thinking of doing something tonight but nothing in my city appealed to me
47:00 <Bastardly_One> do what?
47:00 <stebie> hindsight... it's a bitch.
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you had an accident?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> first one for me too Ana_Ng
48:00 <Bastardly_One> go team Bastard!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> *looks smug at stebie as he never got one*
48:00 <stebie> no, not me, traffic's blocked due to a traffic accident.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah don't worry
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I got lost with the ambulance bit for a sec
48:00 <Ana_Ng> get busy, man
48:00 <Bastardly_One> all good
48:00 <stebie> oh my, we're moving!
49:00 <Ana_Ng> 8am here
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Ana_Ng, expecting one thing out of me at the moment is expecting a miracle :P
49:00 <Bastardly_One> been a long day and nearly 4am here
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Ana_Ng> heh ok
49:00 <stebie> yah, my friend volunteers for st johns
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I got it for some reason stebie
50:00 <Ana_Ng> i have no idea who i'll be kissing tonight
50:00 <Bastardly_One> took me a min though
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm glad I never went out
50:00 <Bastardly_One> any random in my city would be scary
50:00 <Bastardly_One> hit midnight for the NYE kiss
52:00 <Ana_Ng> my neighbor revealed his crush on me last night
52:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwww
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that a good or a bad thing?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> or ... plain awkward?
52:00 <Ana_Ng> TBD
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ???
52:00 <Ana_Ng> to be determined
53:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
53:00 <Bastardly_One> of course
53:00 <Bastardly_One> well, good luck then ;)
53:00 <Ana_Ng> probably bad...recently divorced so he's probably all baggage
54:00 <Bastardly_One> my she who must be obeyed is in Oregon
54:00 <Bastardly_One> a couple hours out of Portland ... crazy cat lady witch!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, ok
54:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe not
54:00 <Ana_Ng> hee hee
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ya never know ... might of just ran it's course
54:00 <Bastardly_One> or
54:00 <Bastardly_One> she might of been the one who messed it up
55:00 <Ana_Ng> crazy can go either way
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it sure can
55:00 <Bastardly_One> but woohoo!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *hides*
57:00 <The_Baron> happy new year cunts!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> 3am and you're home
57:00 <Bastardly_One> weak
57:00 <The_Baron> you can talk
57:00 <The_Baron> :P
57:00 <Bastardly_One> well, 3am for you
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I never went out
57:00 <Bastardly_One> not allowed out after dark :P
57:00 <The_Baron> aah, I had a pretty chill cruise around tonight
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh good shit
58:00 <The_Baron> and a buttload of chronic
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I like cruising up there
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I didn't assume you'd of done it straight
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <The_Baron> I had a few mushies as well
58:00 <The_Baron> but they are wearing off now
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking of doing something but nothing appealed to me
58:00 <Bastardly_One> like local enough anyway
59:00 <The_Baron> going out costs too ferkin much
59:00 <The_Baron> I think like most people, I blew too much on christmas
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that wasn't an issue ... I just didn't find anything I thought was worth bothering with
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair enough on that
00:00 <The_Baron> though u are right
00:00 <The_Baron> wasn't much I could be arsed going to around these parts
00:00 <The_Baron> the clubs are shit, and I didn't want to do a 3 day doof
00:00 <Bastardly_One> even when "younger" though I was never compelled by NYE ... it would always just happen and turn out to be good at the same time
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah exactly
00:00 <Bastardly_One> same in this city really
01:00 <}{> really
01:00 <}{> omg
01:00 <Bastardly_One> really
01:00 <Bastardly_One> warning The_Baron
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that's Chris
01:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's fried
01:00 <Bastardly_One> like meth fried
01:00 <}{> atm yes
01:00 <}{> but not for long
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a random thought
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't you of hated to go to a gig for NYE
02:00 <}{> your a cunt
02:00 <Bastardly_One> bands finish about 11:30 these days
02:00 <Bastardly_One> how shit would that of been
02:00 <The_Baron> yeah fuck that shit
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and that random thought was brought to you
02:00 <Bastardly_One> by the letters, T H and C
03:00 <The_Baron> went to a pretty chillax house party earlier
03:00 <The_Baron> that was oright
03:00 <Bastardly_One> gay
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the music obviously in some of the stuff I've showed you
03:00 <}{> gonna go sleep soon ice does shit
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but hate the scene
03:00 <Bastardly_One> too old and bitter :P
03:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
03:00 <The_Baron> jaded raver fuck
03:00 <The_Baron> :P
03:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh jaded alternative noise fuck
03:00 <}{> not reading
04:00 <Bastardly_One> who branched out when older into accepting other forms of EDM
04:00 <}{> still not reading
04:00 <The_Baron> love a good bit of noise
04:00 <}{> read that
04:00 <}{> that was short
04:00 <Bastardly_One> me too ... and it was happening in Melb in the 90s
04:00 <}{> to long
04:00 <Bastardly_One> real good little scene
04:00 <}{> not reading
04:00 <Bastardly_One> for a while there of alternative nois
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *noise
05:00 <The_Baron> what u consider alternative noise?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what's missing?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, noise is literally noise
05:00 <Bastardly_One> wave manipulation and whatnot
05:00 <The_Baron> aah yes
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think industrial needs to make a comeback
05:00 <The_Baron> I got buttloads of noise tracks I made on my hd
06:00 <The_Baron> I just never play them unless I feel especially cruel at a doof
06:00 <under> here is 
06:00 <}{> in peace withing dim lights nights alright we might
06:00 <under> 2013
06:00 <under> there?
06:00 <BlackDevil> because you like noise?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the cruel bit
06:00 <Bastardly_One> certain alternative hipsters would still love that man
06:00 <}{> if you can rythme dont mean you got shit
06:00 <The_Baron> yeah, not up here
07:00 <The_Baron> only parties I can play around here are more trance, psystep orientated
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah it was a big small niche thing in melb for a while ... only some die hard people left
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah of course
07:00 <Bastardly_One> makes sense
07:00 <under> time me
07:00 <The_Baron> you know lucas abela?
07:00 <}{> i sorry her parents let her get treated like slut
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yah *nods*
07:00 <The_Baron> aka Justice Yeldam
07:00 <Bastardly_One> best noise I've heard though
07:00 <The_Baron> yeah his shit is great
07:00 <Bastardly_One> was a project mike patton did with a japanese guy
08:00 <Bastardly_One> called Malador
08:00 <The_Baron> aah yeah I do know malador
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and they did that in Melbourne once
08:00 <Bastardly_One> very good poo live
08:00 <}{> fucken morons
08:00 <The_Baron> might as well give a nod to Merzbow
08:00 <}{> yeah u
08:00 <The_Baron> his layering is epic
08:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the crowd on the most part got wind of the gig from the FNM show the night before though
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so they were perplexed
09:00 <Bastardly_One> was great
09:00 <}{> i rather have my bottle of port then ice
09:00 <}{> fucken morons
09:00 <Bastardly_One> only about 20 people, myself included actually got it
09:00 <The_Baron> you heard any rancid shitwank?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the rest of the crowd were just like WTF?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so yes
09:00 <Bastardly_One> just for the name alone ...
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but trust me
10:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam/shitcore-is-shit
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll notice this when you get older
10:00 <The_Baron> this is some noisey noise of mine
10:00 <Bastardly_One> noise for instance is hard to make now for me
10:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely for you kids :P
10:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *listenin'*
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I like it
11:00 <BlackDevil> wow noisy song
11:00 <Bastardly_One> other people would be like
11:00 <BlackDevil> sounds like dialup
11:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is this shit?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
11:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
11:00 <The_Baron> yeah I know
11:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like dialup
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a great reaction
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt who stole half my cd collection
12:00 <Bastardly_One> was just on rage
12:00 <The_Baron> haha
12:00 <The_Baron> who be that?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and I had the most feeling of hatred ever
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the singer of a band called venom p stinger
12:00 <The_Baron> shit name really
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but the utter hatred I expressed at the television
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that was really distracting
12:00 <Bastardly_One> for a sec
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I was full on ready to kick it in
13:00 <Bastardly_One> because I saw his face and heard him sing
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking cunt stole half my collection
13:00 <Bastardly_One> put it up his arm
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and some very rare cds and records
13:00 <The_Baron> cock knocker!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah, that pain lasts forever
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd love at least 1/4 of the shit I owned then
14:00 <Bastardly_One> just for sampling alone
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
14:00 <Bastardly_One> tantrum over
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a bong
14:00 <The_Baron> people are cunts sometimes aren't they
14:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
14:00 <Bastardly_One> most junkies are
14:00 <Bastardly_One> only one in the proverbial million is honest
15:00 <The_Baron> I dunno about that
15:00 <Bastardly_One> smack users
15:00 <Bastardly_One> tend to be dodgy by nature
15:00 <Bastardly_One> unless they can totally afford it
15:00 <The_Baron> tbh I got a few mates who use smack who I am totally sweet with
15:00 <The_Baron> total gentlemen
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I bet they're not scummy ones
15:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
15:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, few and far between still
15:00 <The_Baron> nah, they got jobs and properties and hold their shit together
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew this guy who was 6 foot 8 right
16:00 <Bastardly_One> this is my smackie story
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and he was right into death metal and so proud he worked at 666 in a certain st in the CBD of melb
16:00 <Bastardly_One> (in net real estate)
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but the point is, he was so quiet, so active, such a gentleman
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ended up dying of a brain aneryisum
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can relate
17:00 <The_Baron> shitty
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but I used to love how he'd relish working at 666
17:00 <Bastardly_One> was kind of apt for him
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and he was making GOOD money
17:00 <The_Baron> nice
17:00 <Bastardly_One> back in the boom days of the net and real estate
18:00 <The_Baron> mid 90's?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but you get my point
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you get my point though
18:00 <The_Baron> yeah I do
18:00 <Bastardly_One> most of them aren't gentlemen or ladies
18:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt was typical
18:00 <shadsam> WITH A GOB LIKE THAT U SHOULD BE OUT GOBLIN COCKS
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that should be your nick Shads
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Cock^Goblin
19:00 <shadsam> THATS U
19:00 <shadsam> COCK GOBLR
19:00 <Bastardly_One> no 2nd prizes son
20:00 <Bastardly_One> sit down and give ya mouth a go
20:00 <The_Baron> CAPSLOCK ABUSE GOBLIN ARSE RAPE WITH CAPSLOCK YELLY IN CAPSLOCK BUNG HOLIO
20:00 <shadsam> LOL
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and in the end you're talking from put a plug
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Wednesday January 1 2014 04:20am(04:20:36)
20:00 <shadsam> I SENT U A BUTT PLUG
20:00 <Bastardly_One> 420!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> bong time
20:00 <Bastardly_One> again
20:00 <The_Baron> I gotta chop up again
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I learnt the other day
21:00 <shadsam> MULL PIGS
21:00 <Bastardly_One> know where that term comes from?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> 420?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently in some country like spain they'd have a siesta at exactly 4:20pm
22:00 <Bastardly_One> this is strange this gear
22:00 <Bastardly_One> deceptive
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it
22:00 <Bastardly_One> good smoke
22:00 <The_Baron> choices choices
22:00 <The_Baron> sour diesel or superskunk
22:00 <The_Baron> ?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah
22:00 <Bastardly_One> this time of the day
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd pick the former
23:00 <Bastardly_One> skunk makes me hyper personally
23:00 <The_Baron> yeah, won't make me as sleepy as the super
23:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
23:00 <The_Baron> nah this superskunk is heavy on the indica side
23:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaah ok
23:00 <Bastardly_One> pick the skunk then
23:00 <The_Baron> the sour D is awakening but a mind scrambler
23:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the skunk then at this time of the day
23:00 <The_Baron> yeah skunk it is
24:00 <The_Baron> go the classic
24:00 <Bastardly_One> if it was moi
24:00 <The_Baron> *insert intermission music for mulling up*
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I do that
27:00 <The_Baron> the ammunition is ready
28:00 <The_Baron> fire in the hole 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> who would pretend to be fawks?
34:00 <The_Baron> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris
35:00 <BlackDevil> fawks would
35:00 <Bastardly_One> why pretend to be her?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the same IP of Chris you unbanned
35:00 <Bastardly_One> check
35:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it?
37:00 <fawks> what the fuck are you talking about
37:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing :P
37:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One http://www.myfreecams.com/#Geniva_
37:00 <Bastardly_One> being a dickhead
37:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought your ip was Chris'
38:00 <Bastardly_One> sue me, I made a mistake
38:00 <The_Baron> okay, that last billy fucked me royal
38:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> same ... I'm thinking of level grinding in a game for a bit before sleep
39:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of running out of gibberish to spew
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <The_Baron> know the feeling
39:00 <The_Baron> yeah might play some transformers on the ps3
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was gonna level grind on GTA O
40:00 <Bastardly_One> on the PS3
40:00 <Bastardly_One> still might
40:00 <The_Baron> on that note
41:00 <The_Baron> night dude
41:00 <Bastardly_One> later
56:00 <fawks> wait a second
56:00 <fawks> how can you see my IP
56:00 <fawks> don't I have a vhost
56:00 <fawks> ...
56:00 <fawks> or did that disappear when my nick got deregistered BlackDevil 
58:00 <BlackDevil> what was it?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> at the moment you doint
58:00 <Bastardly_One> *dont
00:00 <Ana_Ng> don't don't let's start
13:00 <MadScientist> blah blah
15:00 <MadScientist> who's going chicken huntin
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching this really interesting interview with Billy Corgen
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he might be a wanker but he's an astute one
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Billy *Corgan
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Wake up cunts
55:00 <Bastardly_One> no
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ok
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
47:00 <Skirmish> Happy new year omfgbbqhax 
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Tell that to work
48:00 <Skirmish> I am at work right now. It's a happy double time and a half day. 
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah same
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> But I work 9 til 430
48:00 <Skirmish> 99% of the time you see me online it's because I am at work and it's dead quiet. 
48:00 <Skirmish> I work 6am till 6pm. 
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont irc while at work
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> I did once and was a waste
49:00 <Skirmish> I can only do it on weekends, night shifts and public holidays. Those are the only times it's quiet enough.
49:00 <Skirmish> I find it helps the day go much faster. Great time sink. 
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> What sort if work do u Un do
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Stupid tablet putting words in
51:00 <Skirmish> Security/Risk Management for Defence contractor. 
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am in the shed having a smoke
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> I used to be an air defence guard
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> Adgy
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
51:00 <Skirmish> Just rolled them into Secpol and Dogs. 
52:00 <Skirmish> All one unit now. 
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah 
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> Few mates went to dogs
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> Most are out now
52:00 <Skirmish> Named it something retarded like "SECFORCE" or something similar. 
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> I was in an intake of over 100 and only 38 of us finished
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> That was 13 years ago
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am a qualified builder now
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> But work at mitre10
54:00 <Tails> Happy new year y'all
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> So far this year sems like last year
55:00 <Skirmish> lol this is my last full year of being unmarried. We're seriously looking at building 2 x townhouses ... that that's about all I am going to be able to fit into my year. 
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am single and have a daughter looking at building 4 units this year
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Might sell one of them and live in one and rent the others
58:00 <Skirmish> I've managed to dodge getting married this long ... might as well give in now. Getting old. Before I know it I will be dating someone's grandmother or something. 
58:00 <Skirmish> The mrs wants to build 2 x townhouses on a block and we live in one side and her parents live in the other. 
58:00 <Skirmish> So long as they pay for half ... sounds peachy. 
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol I am 31
59:00 <Skirmish> 35 here, 36 this year. 
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Downloading the anchorman to watch at work today
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Dont think many people will come in buying timber today
00:00 <Skirmish> I watched Rush last night before work and it's a great movie. 
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> I was going to download that
00:00 <Skirmish> Only the ones who've made New Years resolutions and want to start early lol
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Is it worth getting
01:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it is a very good movie. Ron Howard is a pretty good director.
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> I work in the timberyard at mitre10 love being outside
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> I coukd not have a desk job
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ok downloading rush
14:00 <fawks> wahhh
14:00 <fawks> worst year ever
15:00 <Ana_Ng> good riddance
25:00 <Skirmish> This year or last year fawks? 
25:00 <fawks> this year 
25:00 <fawks> I smashed my cunny into the table 
25:00 <fawks> now it's sore 
26:00 <Skirmish> How the fuck do you even do that? lol
26:00 <Skirmish> Were you trying japanese porn style rub yourself against something? 
26:00 <fawks> no..
26:00 <fawks> I walked into the table
27:00 <fawks> the corner is the height of me
27:00 <fawks> cunny
27:00 <fawks> fuck
27:00 <fawks> that huet
27:00 <fawks> hurt
28:00 <Doodle> work time bblzzz
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Cunt bump
30:00 <Skirmish> Bye Doodle 
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah I have to get out of bed soin
33:00 <fawks> lol Doodle 
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ugh
39:00 <Skirmish> lol fawks is brilliant this year. Do NOT fuck with her. 
40:00 <fawks> loo
40:00 <fawks> l
50:00 <shadsam> all me mates run into things
50:00 <druidess> hi shads
50:00 <shadsam> morning
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hi
51:00 <shadsam> my headaches going
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> My headache is about to start
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fucking work
51:00 <druidess> on ny
51:00 <druidess> screw that
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> Double time and a half
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shoukd be very quiet
52:00 <druidess> idc
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> But most goes on tax
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> I cleared over a grand from working bixing day
52:00 <druidess> so y
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont have a life
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> And I dont have my daughter til the weekend so I mifht aswell work
53:00 <fawks> what do you do for work
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> I work at mitre10 
53:00 <druidess> i fell asleep early got woken up by fireworks somwehere in the st
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> But also a builder
54:00 <shadsam> can u build me a house for 150k
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> I was asleep at 10pm
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> 150k  easy
55:00 <druidess> same
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Thats why I work at mitre10
55:00 <druidess> hes building me one first
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> I get everything at cost plus % 15
55:00 <shadsam> cool brgain
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> So over a whole house I save about 25k
56:00 <shadsam> land could be 120k
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> And I used to di carpet laying and floor sanding so I save money there
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> You said buikd u a house
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Not buy labd
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Land
57:00 <shadsam> yep i was a carpet layer - worst job
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shads try floor sanding
57:00 <shadsam> ripin up he old
58:00 <shadsam> ive done foor polishing
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> I got bursitis in my knee
58:00 <shadsam> floor
58:00 <shadsam> fuk this kb
58:00 <shadsam> knees never repair
58:00 <druidess> have u seen that show the crew
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am on the tablet
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes druid
59:00 <druidess> the fighter in thats a carpet layer
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> I know
59:00 <shadsam> laptop here satellite
59:00 <druidess> hes hawt
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am hot
59:00 <druidess> hmm ok
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Just losing hair
00:00 <shadsam> shave it
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have
00:00 <shadsam> same
01:00 <druidess> i have too much hair on my head
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Need to go shower
01:00 <druidess> takes me a zillion yrs to straighten
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shave it all off
01:00 <druidess> might shave my head again
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> I like chicks with no hair
01:00 <shadsam> i smoked a joint for my hedache
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm shaved
02:00 <shadsam> brazillian airways.
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> I need to go see the doc about genital warts
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> What a stuoid ad
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> Stupid
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> And why is it on a bike site
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh fucking whore
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mum just stole the shower
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> Brb turning taps on
09:00 <druidess> lol
11:00 <druidess> fkn evil
15:00 <fawks> lol
15:00 <druidess> happy ny fawks
15:00 <fawks> hi druidess :)
15:00 <fawks> happy new year
15:00 <fawks> did you have a good night 
16:00 <druidess> i slept
16:00 <fawks> me too!
16:00 <druidess> fireworks woke me
16:00 <fawks> from 5:30-9:30pm
16:00 <fawks> then I was just bumming in bed all night 
16:00 <druidess> i was yhinking of sleeping then lol
16:00 <fawks> loll
16:00 <fawks> we're so fun
17:00 <druidess> i went to bed at 9 like a nanna
17:00 <fawks> haha
17:00 <druidess> thats wat i said yesterday 
17:00 <fawks> I'm over  celebrating shit
17:00 <fawks> like Christmas ny etc
17:00 <fawks> it's just another day
17:00 <druidess> what r doing for nyyy
17:00 <druidess> fuk all cbf
17:00 <fawks> lol
17:00 <druidess> celebrating the last shitty yr
17:00 <druidess> yipeee
18:00 <druidess> exactly 
18:00 <fawks> lol
18:00 <omfgbbqhax>  Bye all work time
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Have a fun day
18:00 <druidess> just this yr better b good or else *shakes fist
18:00 <druidess> later bbq 
19:00 <druidess> lovely 
20:00 <fawks> Soz was cutting my orange
20:00 <fawks> lol
20:00 <druidess> sounds good
21:00 <druidess> id go a pink grapefruit 
26:00 <Skirmish> I had an orange yesterday for the first time in YEARS ... was yummy. 
27:00 <Skirmish> Having my son staying with us means that I go the extra effort to have the right food in the house. 
28:00 <Skirmish> Although he loves Dr Pepper, M&M's and Pringles chips.
29:00 <druidess> Dr pepper is gross
30:00 <Skirmish> I think so too ... he loves the junk though.
37:00 <druidess> lol wat did he do
40:00 <Skirmish> Obsess about johninja. 
40:00 <grem> some op got their knickers in a not
40:00 <grem> knot
46:00 <Skirmish> They done a clean up I was told and a few got perm banned. 
01:00 <}{> my keys are missing
01:00 <}{> fuck
01:00 <Skirmish> I am positive you won't find them here. 
04:00 <}{> fuck found them
04:00 <druidess>  whose fuck
04:00 <druidess> who's
05:00 <Skirmish> I really do enjoy people who think the internet wants to know what they are doing at any given moment in real life. 
05:00 <}{> hi lovely druidess
05:00 <Ana_Ng> i am reading a post by Skirmish right now!
06:00 <Flowmis> ^^ Like
06:00 <Skirmish> You masturbate whilst thinking about me so that is no shock at all. 
29:00 <}{> forgot to eat yesterday
29:00 <}{> O_o
29:00 <Skirmish> See how long you can keep that going. 
29:00 <Skirmish> Keep us updated. 
30:00 <}{> i'm a legend
30:00 <}{> 2nd song i made got played at rave
30:00 <Skirmish> It's important you keep telling yourself that. 
31:00 <Skirmish> Does that mean your first song was terrible?
31:00 <}{> no
33:00 <}{> girls should worry about roof over there head and food on table
33:00 <shadsam> Working late, cramming in study or partying hard?   Botanical Name: Paullinia cupana Common Names: Brazilian cocoa Origin: Brazil Form: Powder   When it comes to improving concentration, reducing tiredness and Donkey Kong domination generally, tea and coffee have gone the way of the handle-bar moustache. In their place stands Guarana (Paullinia cupana), a completely natural stimulant
33:00 <}{> money doesnt count
33:00 <shadsam> 8 bux
34:00 <}{> broke till friday
34:00 <shadsam> same
35:00 <shadsam> living on wages from the 70s
35:00 <}{> made song with my voice saying "you'd id fuck"
35:00 <shadsam> i got a sic mic setup
35:00 <shadsam> preamp
36:00 <shadsam> brb
36:00 <shadsam> Improve blood circulation and general well-being   Botanical Name: Commiphora myrrha Common Names: Origin: India Form: Resin   Myrrh is the red-brown dried sap of the tree (Commiphora myrrha) which is native to Africa. Used in Chinese medicine, Myrrh is described as bitter and spicy and affects the heart, liver and spleen. Myrrh is used for rheumatic and arthritic problems, and has... 
37:00 <shadsam> `SEEN pieter
37:00 <prowl> shadsam, I found 150 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\, Pieter[MeffRantdotCum], Pieter, Pieter[NeedNewLegsTk2Thailand], Pieter[MyShoesARE2Noisy]. Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\ ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick from Pieter[MeffRantdotCum] on #melbourne 17 hours 34 minutes ago (31.12. 15:03). Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\ is still there.
37:00 <shadsam> Happy New Year
38:00 <shadsam> ;XD
40:00 <Skirmish> It's a glorious day outside so far. 
45:00 <}{> hi scott`
45:00 <}{> its next year
47:00 <Skirmish> I wish the scott that crashed his 50cc scooter into the back of a parked truck still came on irc. 
51:00 <unwashedsauce> hullooooooooooo
51:00 <}{> hi
52:00 <unwashedsauce> wow someone is alive
52:00 <}{> barely
52:00 <unwashedsauce> it took me forever to load up mIRC and remember what chans were alive
52:00 <Skirmish> Lots of people are alive. 
52:00 <}{> only this one unwashedsauce
53:00 <Skirmish> It's only the new year it's not the day after the nuclear apocalypse. Calm down.
53:00 <unwashedsauce> it COULD be
53:00 <unwashedsauce> have you been outside yet
54:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I've been at work for 4 hours. 
54:00 <Skirmish> It's a lovely non apocalyptic day. 
55:00 <shadsam> what fruity plug did u use
55:00 <unwashedsauce> well that's a bit sh*thouse, im not back at work for another week
55:00 <shadsam> lollllllllllllllllll
55:00 <shadsam> mul fuck yas
56:00 <shadsam> [*][*]
56:00 <Skirmish> This is the best time of the year to work. Every week has a public holidays in it. 
56:00 <shadsam> (*)(*)
56:00 <shadsam> how much ya got dude
56:00 <unwashedsauce> urgh 'less you're on a permanent salary, in which case, pffft
56:00 <shadsam> i got 3.00
56:00 <Skirmish> tree fiddy five
56:00 <shadsam> mad
56:00 <Skirmish> Paid by the hour. 
56:00 <Skirmish> I got paid yesterday. Was a good pay. 
56:00 <shadsam> k
57:00 <Skirmish> Nearly 1k tax though was a bit rough. 
57:00 <shadsam> dvd for the car
57:00 <shadsam> lol
57:00 <unwashedsauce> chrissy day i had 3 gaint bills come out, happyy jesus day
57:00 <unwashedsauce> 1k in tax? must be making a fair bit, woop woop
57:00 <shadsam> w00t
57:00 <Skirmish> On the bright side ... the tax I paid will keep Pieter fed for another month.
58:00 <shadsam> i paid 75k intax once
58:00 <Skirmish> Lots of hours, lots of overtime and a public holiday. All counts. 
58:00 <unwashedsauce> haha woow
58:00 <Skirmish> 75k in tax.  I call shenanigans. 
59:00 <shadsam> compo had to pay 75-95k tax
59:00 <unwashedsauce> get 'im skirmish, go
59:00 <unwashedsauce> good ol' compo
59:00 <shadsam> lol yea
59:00 <unwashedsauce> horrendous work injury?
59:00 <shadsam> yea
00:00 <shadsam> 2 operations
00:00 <unwashedsauce> :/ 
00:00 <unwashedsauce> working for FMG then?
00:00 <unwashedsauce> :D
00:00 <Skirmish> Big ass goana just walked across the road. 
00:00 <Skirmish> goanna*
00:00 <shadsam> lol Skirmish
00:00 <unwashedsauce> hahaha wur
00:00 <shadsam> lasssoo the cunt
01:00 <Skirmish> Back in the bush now. He's probably going to climb the tree where the birds live. 
01:00 <shadsam> put sunnies on him and a tie
01:00 <unwashedsauce> dont you get additional danger pay anyway? hehe danger pay "its too hot"
01:00 <Skirmish> lol
02:00 <unwashedsauce> sorry, i work in a cushy office. i'd say nice office except its not. no windows, perma recydled death air urgh, everyone is always getting sick
02:00 <Skirmish> my risk pay has no coverage for lizards. 
02:00 <Skirmish> I don't think they are taking Godzilla seriously.
02:00 <unwashedsauce> :)
02:00 <shadsam> lol
02:00 <shadsam> well he is 4 wheel drive
03:00 <shadsam> 4 foot drive
03:00 <Skirmish> Only covers armed incursions and accidental ordinance explosions.
03:00 <unwashedsauce> oooaaaah
03:00 <unwashedsauce> where do you work
03:00 <unwashedsauce> go onnnnn
03:00 <Ana_Ng> Godzilla forgot to get mothballs when he was the store
03:00 <unwashedsauce> not like the NSA monitors this chat -_-
03:00 <Skirmish> Not allowed to say where ... it's for a defence contractor. 
04:00 <Skirmish> To work here you have to have a secret level clearance with the Australian and US govts. 
04:00 <unwashedsauce> well thats fun. i also work for a defence contractor! omgosh! :P   but in no exciting location
04:00 <Skirmish> There are offices with recycled air here too! Who knows ... 
05:00 <unwashedsauce> skirmish my puki, no such thing as secret clearance anymore 
05:00 <Skirmish> Ok, Level 1 Vetting then. 
05:00 <unwashedsauce> :)
05:00 <Skirmish> Got to be technical. 
05:00 <unwashedsauce> Negative Vetting 1
05:00 <unwashedsauce> sorry
05:00 <unwashedsauce> drunk and difficult
06:00 <Skirmish> I used to work at a raaf base so I got it initially there. 
06:00 <unwashedsauce> the last chat i was in was with a (what i imagined as) a bi fat american chick moderator
06:00 <unwashedsauce> urghhh
06:00 <unwashedsauce> i pulled the piss something chronic
06:00 <unwashedsauce> she did NOT enjoy it
07:00 <unwashedsauce> oh yah, RAAF base? not too many, also none of them are fun, feel for ya
07:00 <Skirmish> lol that's the only way to fly on the internet. 
07:00 <unwashedsauce> all of them are a billion miles from anywhere
07:00 <unwashedsauce> although, i did buy a great hat from a town near one once, still have it
07:00 <unwashedsauce> best hat ever
07:00 <Skirmish> Willimtown's not bad. 
07:00 <Skirmish> Close to Newcastle and beachs ... but yeah it was a boring role. I kicked it after 8 months for something else with better pay. 
08:00 <unwashedsauce> never been there. I only just found out two weeks ago theres a diff between willIAMstown and willimstown(?) 
09:00 <unwashedsauce> i just thought they were the same two places, i heard "williamstown is being downsized" and emailed my mates all :O sorry to hear 
09:00 <Skirmish> Yeah Williamstown is in VIC, Williamtown in NSW outside Newcastle. 
09:00 <unwashedsauce>  facepalm
10:00 <Skirmish> Williamtown will never downsize. It's the main base for fighter aircraft and with it being located close enough to get to Sydney/Canberra fast they won't consider closing it. 
10:00 <unwashedsauce> ahhh I see
10:00 <Skirmish> Massive security upgrade in the works before the F35's get here. 
10:00 <unwashedsauce> oh yeah! good to know
10:00 <unwashedsauce> i remember that thing that rudd did just recently, where he wanted to move Fleet Base East to the goldcoast, hahahaha
11:00 <Hercules> amberley's essentially a superbase now
11:00 <unwashedsauce> probably a hungover move
11:00 <Hercules> its changed a lot since the old days
11:00 <unwashedsauce> amberley? 
11:00 <unwashedsauce> I Bet
11:00 <Hercules> in southeast qld
11:00 <unwashedsauce> i mean what else have we got
11:00 <unwashedsauce> Peirce
11:00 <Hercules> got the superhornets based here
12:00 <Skirmish> Haulers are all in Richmond ... Supers in QLD and everything else in Williamtown/Tindall. 
12:00 <unwashedsauce> a mate of mine just finished her course in, er, i dont know, bombadierment (i know they dont have those anymore) 
12:00 <Skirmish> Nobody ever includes the orions. 
12:00 <Hercules> pearce is more a training base... thats where the advanced pilots course is held 
12:00 <unwashedsauce> ahhh ok
12:00 <Hercules> PC-9's and no.2 FTS
14:00 <unwashedsauce> we really should upgrade
14:00 <unwashedsauce> but then again
14:00 <unwashedsauce> *shrug*
14:00 <Skirmish> Got a few forward target markers here in Williamtown. 
14:00 <Skirmish> I reckon they would be fun. 
15:00 <Skirmish> The hawks look like a solid aircraft too. 
15:00 <unwashedsauce> well we just finished the ASMD install over here, that was pretty cool
15:00 <unwashedsauce> not as cool as aircraft I Have to admit
16:00 <unwashedsauce> you know what I find interesting though
16:00 <unwashedsauce> we have this whole huge R&D wing of the triforces, and we still buy shit from overseas
17:00 <unwashedsauce> so we have these huge advancements installed in our crafts, which are completely controlled by foreign entities
17:00 <unwashedsauce> doesn't that concern you guys
17:00 <unwashedsauce> sorry, im on my, i dunno, tenth rum
17:00 <unwashedsauce> the sun is coming up
18:00 <Skirmish> I know with the army they like buying patents so they can produce/upgrade their gear. 
18:00 <unwashedsauce> yeaaah mIRC chat
18:00 <Skirmish> A lot of soldiers say that we've ruined the Steyr. 
18:00 <unwashedsauce> well thats the thing! at least navy, we're not buying the patents, we're buying the gear AND the resources to repair it
19:00 <unwashedsauce> although most of those resources are trained and executed in country by local contractors
19:00 <unwashedsauce> how have we ruined the Steyr? im intigued, i dont know much about it, except that it looks super cool
20:00 <unwashedsauce> and also was used in what, terminator? no, something, some futuristic movie
20:00 <Skirmish> Loaded it up and made it a lot heavier harder to shoot. 
20:00 <unwashedsauce> ah ok
20:00 <Skirmish> Guy I used to work with was infantry and he said they were given a new batch with torch holders made onto them. One of the guys in his unit was charged for fitting a torch in it.
21:00 <unwashedsauce> hahaha
21:00 <Skirmish> They would do exercises and not be allowed to use the full capabilities of the weapon. 
21:00 <unwashedsauce> sounds like our Defence
21:00 <Skirmish> They did an exercise with the SAS and were absolutely slaughtered because of the rules they had to operate within.
21:00 <unwashedsauce> oh really?
21:00 <unwashedsauce> well thats news
21:00 <unwashedsauce> i mean obviously, who would they tell that to
22:00 <Skirmish> I asked him if they were taught any self defense and he said that they weren't training it anymore because too many grunts would use the moves fighting in public. 
22:00 <unwashedsauce> although most of the people ive spoken to are usually slaughetred by the SAS, theyre just that good ;)
22:00 <Skirmish> I was dumbfounded.  "Nah can't train you to defend yourself hand to hand in case you use it on the public". 
22:00 <unwashedsauce> are you f ucking kidding me!?
22:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I was shocked. 
23:00 <unwashedsauce> a mate of mine joined as a grunt i think.. 5 years agi, he was trained
23:00 <unwashedsauce> thats odd, and ri fucking diculous
23:00 <Skirmish> That reminds me. 
23:00 <Skirmish> I need to do some research today. 
24:00 <unwashedsauce> enlighten
24:00 <Skirmish> My dad spent 20 years in the army and collected a HEAP of unit badges along the way. I am going through and seeing what they are and how much they are worth etc. 
24:00 <unwashedsauce> oh yah
24:00 <Skirmish> Somewhere along the way he's picked up some badges that are no longer current and worth a motza. 
24:00 <unwashedsauce> ou wouldnt sell them though right?
24:00 <unwashedsauce> they're worth way more sentimentallt
25:00 <Skirmish> Like an "interim issue" unit badge for 2nd Mechanised that went to Vietnam and had new badge issued on return. Somehow despite orders to hand in all old badges my old man has one. 
25:00 <Skirmish> Nah I wouldn't sell them. Getting them ready to have them properly mounted. 
25:00 <unwashedsauce> good :)
26:00 <Skirmish> He's got SAS hat badge with clip not pins with the maker stamp from the 1950's. Info says that maker stopped making them in 1956. 
26:00 <Skirmish> I ask him how he came up with the badges and he just shrugs and says "guys I met along the way". 
26:00 <unwashedsauce> ahh Dads
26:00 <Skirmish> Collection stands at about $3500 if he was to sell them to people that wanted them online now. 
27:00 <unwashedsauce> who would want to buy them though?
27:00 <Skirmish> He has a Chaplain badge I need to get info on though. Well he has 4. The current chaplain badge is blue. His 4 are purple. I want to know why they are different. 
27:00 <unwashedsauce> you should definitely never sell them
27:00 <Skirmish> There's websites dedicated to selling/buying defence badges in Australia. 
27:00 <unwashedsauce> wow thats weird
28:00 <DemonsRun> morning!!!!
28:00 <unwashedsauce> morniiiing
28:00 <Skirmish> All the info on the net shows the badges are blue. He's got a RWAAC badge from when it wasn't a bad thing to have women seperate. 
28:00 <DemonsRun> who be hungover? ;)
28:00 <Skirmish> Yeah ... lots of stuff.  Pretty exciting researching it all actually. 
29:00 <Skirmish> If you're hungover you need to learn when your body says ENOUGH and not be a COCK when drinking in 2014. 
29:00 <unwashedsauce> yeah I imagine! you'll dig up a lot of interesting stuff along the way
29:00 <unwashedsauce> it's 0730 and I'm still awake and drinking -_-  
29:00 <unwashedsauce> :D
29:00 <DemonsRun> haha I'm actually pretty good this morning!
29:00 <unwashedsauce> yaaaay holidays
30:00 <DemonsRun> the bf refuses to wake up so I'm guessing hungover
30:00 <Skirmish> He has one badge I need to find out the story behind. The only info I can so far find on it is a similar badge from Australias first Army Commender in the Museum in Canberra. Waiting for them to get back to me. 
30:00 <unwashedsauce> ah good place to start
30:00 <unwashedsauce> if not, try the archives i guess
30:00 <Skirmish> I was asleep by 930 last night, awake at 4 this morning and started work at 6. HUZZAH 2014 penalty rates. 
31:00 <Skirmish> Hungover or seriously thinking about the friend of yours he's boned and promised that he will leave you in 2014 for. 
31:00 <DemonsRun> better to be paid than bored or sick
31:00 <unwashedsauce> skirmish why
31:00 <unwashedsauce> pls ;-;
31:00 <Skirmish> It's quite possible. 
31:00 <unwashedsauce> hahaha thats terrible
31:00 <DemonsRun> you mean my bf?
31:00 <Skirmish> Lots of terrible stuff happens between drunks on NYE. 
31:00 <georgeandwell> is unwashedsauce  like uncovered meat?
31:00 <DemonsRun> haha I wish! means I wouldn't have to do it
31:00 <Skirmish> Yes DemonsRun.
32:00 <unwashedsauce> mine is fast aleep after i tucked him in at 0400 this morning
32:00 <DemonsRun> but no he was with me allllll night
32:00 <DemonsRun> we was playing spoons :)
32:00 <Skirmish> Why are you holding back if you don't want to be with him? 
32:00 <DemonsRun> haha not like that. I meant if he was boning someone else it means I wouldn't have to do it
32:00 <DemonsRun> it's a joke
32:00 <Skirmish> I don't get why people stay in relationships they don't want to be in. Just end it. There's always someone else. 
32:00 <unwashedsauce> uncovered meat, why not
33:00 <unwashedsauce> oh there's a long running thing here? sorry
33:00 <unwashedsauce> ill go grab another drink and settle in HOORAH
33:00 <DemonsRun> you're assuming things now Skirmish 
33:00 <Skirmish> Well you want him getting the ole dog and bone elsewhere so you don't have to ... that's not healthy. 
34:00 <DemonsRun> again
34:00 <DemonsRun> it's a joke
34:00 <unwashedsauce> 0_0
34:00 <DemonsRun> talk about taking people on the net seriously
34:00 <Skirmish> Nothing long running ... no idea who DemonsRun is. Maybe I am just expressing my hatred of cheaters at this time a year due to past experiences. 
35:00 <unwashedsauce> oh wow really
35:00 <Skirmish> All good. My apologies DemonsRun.
35:00 <DemonsRun> none needed I understand the hatred.
35:00 <unwashedsauce> you just pulled that entire bit out of "who's hungover"
35:00 <Skirmish> I don't apologise much so accept it and I will deny if it asked if I did later. 
35:00 <DemonsRun> yes, yes he did. was well done too haha
35:00 <unwashedsauce> ah Skirmish *hugs* you must have had some bad times indeed
35:00 <Skirmish> :D 
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> am getting over his snoring tho.
37:00 <Skirmish> I was engaged in 2004. My fiance went to her christmas party alone because I couldn't get the night off. I find out NYE that she fucked a guy she works with there and had been fucking him since. She said she would need to fuck me one more time to see if she still loved me or not. 
37:00 <unwashedsauce> wooooooow
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> love and sex don't mix like that
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wtf
38:00 <Skirmish> I had a bit of a meltdown and quite loudly professed I was confused how the ability to care about someone was now based in her vagina. Her parents got upset, I smacked her dad one ... never seen her since. 
38:00 <unwashedsauce> you hit her Dad? -_-  sigh
38:00 <Skirmish> I regret hitting her dad. He was in my peripheral vision though and quickly raised his hands at me ... I just figured laying him out first was the best option. 
39:00 <unwashedsauce> it was just an adrenaline thing? I hope you apologised
39:00 <Skirmish> Her mother rang me the next day and said they wouldn't lay charges if I promised to never see their daughter again. Easy deal to make.
39:00 <Skirmish> I always said I would apologise if I seen him against because I used to live nearby ... but never seen him again so never said sorry. 
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> very easy deal
40:00 <unwashedsauce> can't you just call him? and apologise? 
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> sucks u had to go thru that Hun
40:00 <unwashedsauce> doesnt matter how long it's been
40:00 <Skirmish> The only time I have seen her since was early last year. Fat as and leading two kids to the shops. 
40:00 <Skirmish> Dodged a bullet there I guess. 
40:00 <unwashedsauce> they will appreciate it honsetly
40:00 <Skirmish> It's been quite some time. I won't be going out of my way to apologise to him. 
41:00 <Skirmish> I used to think it sucked ... but it changed my view on the world and on relationships so in the end it was a good thing. 
41:00 <unwashedsauce> you should, if you can, I garauntee they still think about it
42:00 <unwashedsauce> yeah, you know, ive seen alot of things lately that have changed my views on relationships...
42:00 <Skirmish> Just before christmas I set a date to marry a lovely girl who is 100x better than anything I ever dated back then so yeah .... winning *mini celebration*
42:00 <unwashedsauce> yaaaay :D
42:00 <unwashedsauce> congratulations
42:00 <Skirmish> I shall soon have a semi famous relative! *fist pumps*
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh who?
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and congrats!
43:00 <Skirmish> Are there such things as cousins in law? 
43:00 <unwashedsauce> seriously though, i introduced a friend of mine to a couple who have been married for seven years, and lately he has been sending her , i sunno, sexts... if thats a thing
43:00 <Skirmish> My fiance's cousin plays 1st grade for Roosters NRL team.
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ah
43:00 <unwashedsauce> cousins in law is definitely a thing
43:00 <unwashedsauce> yeah, thats cheating right? sexting>
43:00 <Skirmish> unwashedsauce: Sounds bad. 
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yes unwashedsauce 
44:00 <unwashedsauce> thats what i thought too
44:00 <unwashedsauce> just ruined my whole view on marriage, because this couple seemed totally infallible
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> there really isn't a big gap between that & having sex
44:00 <Skirmish> yeah I can be flirty on irc but I don't know anyone irl and the intent to commit the act is non existant.  SMS'ing someone you know and suggesting it is definately an intent to commit. 
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh dude. never think a couple are as strong as they seem
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> u don't see behind closed sorts
45:00 <unwashedsauce> i guess so
45:00 <unwashedsauce> it's just so horrible to think of
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> doors*
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fucking phone
45:00 <unwashedsauce> i mean my parents have been married 37 years
45:00 <Skirmish> I will have to tell my mrs the wedding is off because the people on irc said it's not all it's cracked up to be. 
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
45:00 <unwashedsauce> does that mean they also had weird flirty shit happen? or cheating and never told me?
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I said not to judge people who seem so strong 
45:00 <Skirmish> She will laugh,, give me that "you numbty" look and ignore the statement was ever made lol. 
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> every couple has faults. some just worse than others
46:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: You've just made 2014 as good as it can possibly be. 
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> eg. a couple I know don't fight. 3 years not one. she vents to me. he vents to his mum but they walk away when they're angry
47:00 <unwashedsauce> i guess it really does depend on communication right? but does that count? "i texted this woman who i think is attractive and told her so"
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> another couple will argue every chance they get.
47:00 <unwashedsauce> or whatever
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but still seem so damn happy
47:00 <unwashedsauce> hrmm
47:00 <Nikky`> So sweet Skirmish and morning :o)
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> SEEM
47:00 <Skirmish> I've never had a real argument with my mrs. We give each other space when we get the shits and talk it out when we're in better moods. Words well. 
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> communication makes you stronger 
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> obviously
47:00 <Skirmish> Nikky`: Did you do anything special to see the new year in?  I was asleep for work. 
47:00 <unwashedsauce> ahh you guys and working
48:00 <unwashedsauce> yaaay holidays
48:00 <Nikky`> I was also asleep..woke 11:57 and went ok, went back to sleep haha
48:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> are there any chemists open today ?
48:00 <Skirmish> I think I am developing a brain tumor. I think of the words I want to type and my fingers type a correctly spelt word that's not the one I wanted. 
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> prob not Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\ 
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> need the morning after pill?
48:00 <unwashedsauce> Mistress - all communication? what about things like, "i think im attracted to so and so"
49:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> i wish it would mean things would be fixed immediately :(
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> it's going to make the road bumpy unwashedsauce but still better to be honest 
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hell my bf knows who of his friends I'd sleep with if singe
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'd never do it tho.
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> & he trusts me, why the hell would I ruin that?
50:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> i feel some explosive diarhea coming on bbs
50:00 <Skirmish> Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\: If she is on the pill tell her to take 2 right now. Works in a similar way to the morning after pill. But don't worry RU486 is all legit now so you can get that weeks from now and sort it later.
50:00 <Skirmish> Go throw another one up the drug addled skank. 
50:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> i know Skirmish
50:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> but naa its for me
50:00 <unwashedsauce> thanks mistress
50:00 <Skirmish> Told you to get off the meth mate. You can't get pregnant. 
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao Skirmish 
51:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> might just go emergency room , finding it way hard to breathe
51:00 <unwashedsauce> no no you have to take a BUTTLOAD of the contraceptive pill to make it act like a morning after pill
51:00 <Skirmish> brb ... have to go make it look like I am doing something for 20 or so minutes. 
51:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> fucking chest infection is fucked:(
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> unwashedsauce: ik who he would sleep with to. in the way of celebs. he said if he ever met Katy perry I could go fuck myself it's his free pass apparently lol
51:00 <unwashedsauce> hard to breather?
51:00 <Skirmish> So sitting here on irc telling us you think you're in a condition worthy of ER ..... fuck off idiot. 
52:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\: steam & Vicks. so boil water. in a bowl with Vicks
52:00 <MistressOfMayhem> breathe it in
52:00 <MistressOfMayhem> simple
52:00 <unwashedsauce> lolol mistress - wouldnt you also? id double team her, or maybe the two that look just like her... 
52:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> its an infection
52:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> if it was fucked off by steam i doubt it be classified as as infection
52:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hahahaha yeah nah not her. no female celebs I'm hot for really
52:00 <unwashedsauce> yeah like he said, bowl of hot water with vicks in it, put a towel over your head
53:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but guys... oh man Jason statham
53:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> ya lost
53:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> its ok tho
53:00 <unwashedsauce>  nothing they cn do for a viral infection unless they catch it within a few hours and administer anti virals to SLOW the infection
53:00 <MistressOfMayhem> *^
53:00 <MistressOfMayhem> still help u breathe durr
53:00 <unwashedsauce> and bed rest
53:00 <unwashedsauce> your joints and shit will hurt soon too
54:00 <unwashedsauce> if you have a thermometer keep it on you and if there is any major jump, then go to the ER
54:00 <unwashedsauce> or if you start feeling confused, or unable to speak 
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> it's a virus. go to the doc. get antibiotics. it's going to take a while
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> well
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> infection*
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> sorry
55:00 <unwashedsauce> ^
56:00 <shadsam> dance with destiny live your life free...
56:00 <unwashedsauce> bacterial infection then yes you can fix it
56:00 <unwashedsauce> viral, just sleep it off, for a week 
56:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> its exactly what it is
56:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> ti keep coughing up green flurecent shit
56:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> it just gets worse n worse
56:00 <shadsam> PUT SOME DISH WASHING LIQUID AND SHOE POLISH ONIT
56:00 <shadsam> LOL
56:00 <unwashedsauce> hahaha
57:00 <unwashedsauce> no srsly, Pieter have you been to the doc?
57:00 <unwashedsauce> ljust go man
57:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> HOW?
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> this is like
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> man flu
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> geez
57:00 <unwashedsauce> hehehehe
57:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> its fucking new years day
57:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> hence the ER comment
57:00 <shadsam> lol pieter
57:00 <unwashedsauce> i know right, we would just be sitting here all -_- a
57:00 <unwashedsauce> pieter, what are you feeling EXACTLY
58:00 <unwashedsauce> list symptoms
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> don't encourage!
58:00 <unwashedsauce> :P sarry
58:00 <}{> smsing a lovely woman :) :) :)
58:00 <Nikky`> Some medical centres will be open as well as chemists.. 
58:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> Shadzzzzsss: how basic can people get :(
58:00 <}{> new year is good so far
58:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> Nikky`: Ive already rung 4 :(
58:00 <Nikky`> chemist wharehouse never really closes
58:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> they keep referring me to the home visit docs but they too aint open
59:00 <unwashedsauce> good point - of you cant get in to see a GP - go to a pharmacist
59:00 <Nikky`> if you have one near you, call it
59:00 <unwashedsauce> or the healthline
59:00 <Shadzzzzsss> happy new gonarrears
59:00 <unwashedsauce> 1800 022 222
59:00 <spence> Happy new year
59:00 <unwashedsauce> registered nurses
00:00 <unwashedsauce> yaaay happy newy eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
00:00 <beehhh> power bills about to rise
00:00 <beehhh> whats so happy about this
00:00 <unwashedsauce> rise ALL the bills 
00:00 <unwashedsauce> *raises hands*
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no raising ALL the bills
01:00 <unwashedsauce> :)
01:00 <beehhh> also the public transfor fee aswell
01:00 <beehhh> transport
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'd have to talk to the bf about going back to work FIFO :(
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck that
01:00 <unwashedsauce> yeah fuck that indeed
01:00 <unwashedsauce> i thought about it for a bit
01:00 <unwashedsauce> blaaah
01:00 <unwashedsauce> did yuo do it?
01:00 <beehhh> your bf is in your imagination 
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> he did
02:00 <beehhh> you really be walking alone admit it
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> 14 month stint. 
02:00 <unwashedsauce> wait you mean making HIM do fifo gain ?
02:00 <unwashedsauce> hahaha
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> didn't think about it too well money wise.
02:00 <unwashedsauce> i thought you meant you
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I never said making
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> it's crossed his mind, he WANTS me home with out son til he's two -.-
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'm going insane I want to work
02:00 <unwashedsauce> oh yah
03:00 <beehhh> i wonder how old sharna was when i first arrived in melb
03:00 <unwashedsauce> i just gave a job to a mum who wanted to get back in the workforce
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wasn't me!
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha
03:00 <beehhh> in 96
03:00 <unwashedsauce> its a ten til 2 job
03:00 <beehhh> brb more tea
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I been keeping an eye on the jobs down the port
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> rather go back down there
04:00 <unwashedsauce> move to WA ill have one for you for ten months in May ;)
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> doing?
04:00 <unwashedsauce> document control
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and noooo moving to melb in about 6 months
05:00 <Shadzzzzsss> join my channel #music free ops
05:00 <beehhh> me going to greenland alone rest can visit downunder and take bluepills at fremantle
05:00 <unwashedsauce> yah i was a bit bummed, I just finally found the BEST colleague ever (part time) and she fell pregnant, which ofc im totally cool with
05:00 <unwashedsauce> but  :(
05:00 <Shadzzzzsss> join beeee
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but you'll miss her?
05:00 <unwashedsauce> i will miss her
05:00 <unwashedsauce> she's amazing
06:00 <unwashedsauce> but also im leaving for a year mwuhahahaha
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> maternity leave is only 2 years!
06:00 <unwashedsauce> so sucks to be our office
06:00 <beehhh> i'll treasure those moment of absense
06:00 <unwashedsauce> thats our whole section
06:00 <unwashedsauce> wait beehhh youre moving to greenland?
06:00 <beehhh> maureen's son should be released on bail, what an idiot
07:00 <beehhh> i understand killing his sis but why mother
07:00 <unwashedsauce> 0_0
07:00 <Nikky`> your first mistake is actually reading what beehhh types, unwashedsauce.. second, asking questions on it haha
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ^^^^^
07:00 <Shadzzzzsss> (*)(*) <----- mmmmm
07:00 <beehhh> Shadzzzzsss were you on a boat at sydney harbour when i sank?
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> don't engage
07:00 <unwashedsauce> ahhhhh, i see
07:00 <beehhh> *it
08:00 <Skirmish> So if the channel did a clean up how did pieter survive? 
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> we aren't sure Skirmish 
08:00 <Skirmish> Like a fucking cockroache! 
08:00 <beehhh> more heatwaves for South straya
08:00 <Shadzzzzsss> LOL
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hahahahaha
09:00 <Shadzzzzsss> Cuppa Brb
09:00 <Shadzzzzsss> fuckin real estate agent
09:00 <Shadzzzzsss> lol
10:00 <beehhh> i going to moon
10:00 <Shadzzzzsss> Working late, cramming in study or partying hard? Botanical Name: Paullinia cupana Common Names: Brazilian cocoa Origin: Brazil Form: Powder      When it comes to improving concentration, reducing tiredness and Donkey Kong domination generally, tea and coffee have gone the way of the handle-bar moustache. In their place stands Guarana (Paullinia cupana), a completely natural
10:00 <Skirmish> There are office workers logged onto Microsoft Lync today! 
10:00 <Skirmish> STOP WORKING AT HOME! 
10:00 <Shadzzzzsss> hehehehehehe
10:00 <Shadzzzzsss> brb
11:00 <Skirmish> They would be in here if they hadn't been told they would be refused entry. 
11:00 <beehhh> drunken violence in gold coast by tongan chaps
11:00 <beehhh> one bit officers hand
11:00 <unwashedsauce> zombies
11:00 <Skirmish> Looked at the PC screen .... it's 1/01/2014 11:11am. 
11:00 <Shadzzzzsss> 4cool new track
11:00 <Skirmish> That's a lot of ones.
11:00 <Shadzzzzsss> http://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-dusk
12:00 <beehhh> i used to love straya
12:00 <Nikky`> I don't have to do any work till 29th Jan - lot of sleep ins coming my way
12:00 <Nikky`> ooooh and nanna naps
12:00 <beehhh> buy a dildo Nikky`
12:00 <beehhh> A hugh big one
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck this weather after yesterday
14:00 <Skirmish> Stonesour - Say you'll haunt me. FANTASTIC song. 
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> loveeee stonesour
14:00 <Skirmish> Me too! I have all their shit now. 
14:00 <unwashedsauce> isnt it like 24c there now?
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I do not
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yet
14:00 <beehhh> 50 degrees all over adelaide today
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> it's pissing down rain atm
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I was getting sunburnt yesterday
15:00 <Shadzzzzsss> im be4o3n as
15:00 <Nikky`> We have a lovely overcast day of 22.8 right now
15:00 <Shadzzzzsss> im brown as
15:00 <unwashedsauce> :/
15:00 <Skirmish> It's about 30 degrees here but the cloud is starting to build. 
15:00 <Skirmish> I'd say we're going to have a storm this afternoon.
15:00 <Shadzzzzsss> nice nice
16:00 <Skirmish> YAY malfunctioning fire system *fist pumps*
16:00 <beehhh> lil girl could be holding my hand walking in a park
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> apparently it's 24 and yet pissing down rain
16:00 <Skirmish> Only a few billion dollars worth of planes in the hanger to be covered in corrosive foam. ORSUM. 
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> -.-
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> means only housework today til I have to go get my car
16:00 <Nikky`> And next 6 days will not be over 23 degrees.. gotta love Vic weather haha
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Nikky`: vic ftl lol
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> why do we live here?!
17:00 <Nikky`> Coz its still an awesome state
17:00 <Nikky`> And we have Melb, Melb rocks
17:00 <beehhh> melbourne is for rich people only
18:00 <beehhh> everything is costly there for nothing
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ugh can't wait to move to melb this year
18:00 <Nikky`> I work in city but live an hour out of it, I like working there but not living close to it
18:00 <Nikky`> too busy for me.. maybe why I hated Syd.. extra busy 
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> sorta what I'm planning. be out warrendyte way
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hopefully
19:00 <beehhh> be prepare to willing to work otherwise you'd be another homeless patron
19:00 <Nikky`> I'm just out of Frankston
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> the child is 2 in July so I'm going back to work then! :)
20:00 <Shadzzzzsss> has anyone ever had a wild wank right and caught there sperm bouncing up in there mouth
20:00 <Nikky`> Coolies
20:00 <beehhh> Nikky` is secretly dating geoff shaw
20:00 <Skirmish> Inland NSW is 46 today and heading for 50. :( 
20:00 <Nikky`> ouch
20:00 <Shadzzzzsss> Niky runs GUMTREE
20:00 <beehhh> yup
20:00 <Shadzzzzsss> shes very cute
21:00 <beehhh> sell me ur child for 5bucks
21:00 <beehhh> i'd raise him
21:00 <Shadzzzzsss> beee
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck off beg
21:00 <beehhh> hi mayet
21:00 <Shadzzzzsss> SOME LADY WAS GUNNA SELL HER SON ON GUMTREE
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> beehhh: 
21:00 <Shadzzzzsss> 260K
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> *
21:00 <beehhh> send me money Shadzzzzsss i go to england
21:00 <Shadzzzzsss> ok
21:00 <Shadzzzzsss> how much u want
21:00 <beehhh> uni of cambridge
22:00 <Shadzzzzsss> k
22:00 <beehhh> nothing 
22:00 <beehhh> i'll do an MBA in msia next year
22:00 <Shadzzzzsss> i fly over for beers off that illegal beer elling guy with his lil fridge
23:00 <}{> asl no asl and then no and then 
24:00 <}{> i picked up off irc but i met person in real life b4 hand
24:00 <}{> so you cant pick up off irc
25:00 <}{> no asl
25:00 <}{> fucken idiots with asl
25:00 <Shadzzzzsss> ROFL
25:00 <Shadzzzzsss> like mum jokes
25:00 <Shadzzzzsss> went out in the 80`s
25:00 <}{> yeah
26:00 <}{> you so dumb you cant ask more questions
26:00 <}{> to try figure out what sex a person is
26:00 <Shadzzzzsss> what fruit vocal did u use
26:00 <Shadzzzzsss> u want fruity 11
26:00 <}{> i that song thats my voice
26:00 <}{> is there fruity 11
26:00 <Shadzzzzsss> through what
26:00 <}{> ?
26:00 <Shadzzzzsss> yup
26:00 <}{> i will get it later
27:00 <Shadzzzzsss> through what
27:00 <}{> i used slicer
27:00 <}{> thats all
27:00 <Shadzzzzsss> slicerx
27:00 <Shadzzzzsss> k
27:00 <Shadzzzzsss> or just slicer
27:00 <}{> just slicer
27:00 <Shadzzzzsss> i have most plugins
28:00 <}{> but i know where to put slices straight away
28:00 <}{> so its like i make song as fast as it plays
28:00 <Shadzzzzsss> cool helps
28:00 <Shadzzzzsss> in sync
28:00 <}{> my voice works wonders
29:00 <}{> other ppl couldnt do it
29:00 <Shadzzzzsss> fo sure dude
29:00 <Shadzzzzsss> no way there 2 silly
29:00 <Shadzzzzsss> they use cool edit
29:00 <Shadzzzzsss> version 1
29:00 <Shadzzzzsss> on floppy
29:00 <Shadzzzzsss> lmao
29:00 <}{> lol
29:00 <Shadzzzzsss> brb cuppa
29:00 <}{> kk
31:00 <}{> i got orange stick chocolates for xmas present
31:00 <}{> i dont eat chocolate
31:00 <}{> waiting to share with a girl
34:00 <Skirmish> What teh FUCK is this cunt on about? 
34:00 <}{> ya uncle and he is a fucker
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> dun pay attention durr
35:00 <Skirmish> On ignore with you too.  2014 is the year of not allowing my screen to full up with banter from cockheads. 
36:00 <Skirmish> Just needed to clarify who they were before I put them on ignore. 
36:00 <Shadzzzzsss> When Guarana, Yerba Mate and Acerola combine – The power is yours! 5 bottles for the price of 4!   Botanical Name: Various Herbs Common 
36:00 <Shadzzzzsss> better than meth
36:00 <Shadzzzzsss> and legal
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha ignore. not of the best commands made
38:00 <Skirmish> if I was on a PC I would ignore their address so catch them when they change nicks. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Might have to buy myself a mac air. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Need something small. 
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'm on phone so I don't bother
39:00 <Skirmish> I am using an ipad with a bluetooth keyboard. The size is great for bringing it to work. 
40:00 <}{> chanop has removed that ban twice with out them joining
40:00 <}{> hmmm
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ah that's not bad then
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I cbfd using the tablet
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> too big
45:00 <Shadzzzzsss> `seen kuniva
45:00 <prowl> Shadzzzzsss, kuniva ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #random 15 hours 52 minutes ago (31.12. 18:53) stating "lost in the netsplit" after spending 11 hours 46 minutes there.
54:00 <}{> lets ignore ppl cause we have carrot up our butt
54:00 <}{> lol ignore
54:00 <}{> what waste of time
54:00 <Shadzzzzsss> rofl
54:00 <}{> i to good to see text
54:00 <}{> lol
54:00 <}{> rofl
58:00 <Q{{> http://content.screencast.com/users/JakkFrosted/folders/Jing/media/2ca02154-1536-47ad-b22e-11ebd6847c09/2013-12-31_1949.png
58:00 <}{> lol Q{{
58:00 <}{> changed nick
58:00 <}{> nice one
59:00 <Q{{> i got upgraded
59:00 <}{> dual core now?
00:00 <Q{{> 2 wings
00:00 <Q{{> 6 cores
01:00 <}{> http://youtu.be/VMmqji81Yqw
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: alisid my voice (Dec 31, 2013) 3:29 - Category: Music - 4 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:00 <}{> if your not up yourself listen
01:00 <}{> but most of you are
02:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> hehehe dr phil
02:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> cougars !
02:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> :)
03:00 <}{> sirens
03:00 <}{> i hear
03:00 <}{> norti
03:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> HAHAHAHA
04:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> 3 old old lady sisters watching kim kardasians sex tape
04:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> dr phil played it on tv
04:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> their reactions are a pisser
06:00 <Shadzzzzsss> (*)(*) <-------------------kanockers
07:00 <Shadzzzzsss> -> [Cleo10] PING
08:00 <}{> oh oh i gone faggot religeous prick is here
09:00 <messenger37`O> `seen beehhh
09:00 <prowl> messenger37`O, beehhh ([email protected]) was last seen parting #melbourne 46 minutes ago (01.01. 10:22), after spending 22 minutes there.
10:00 <Shadzzzzsss> 5 NEW TRACK 4 http://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-dusk
10:00 <messenger37`O> too many crazy people in oz
11:00 <Kassius> HAPPY NEW YEAR
11:00 <Kassius> rofl
11:00 <Shadzzzzsss> u2
12:00 <messenger37`O> my veggie soup is almost ready
12:00 <Kassius> `seen johninja
12:00 <prowl> Kassius, johninja ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #cunts 19 hours 46 minutes ago (31.12. 15:25) stating "Quit: bbl...merry xmas (xox)" after spending 5 seconds there.
12:00 <messenger37`O> i live in borneo atm
13:00 <simba> this tune is boring shads
13:00 <messenger37`O> 2015 moving back to kuala lumpur
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <simba> sucked in
13:00 <messenger37`O> 37 degree bodytemp
13:00 <Kassius> simba is a major fucking FAGGOT
14:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> that jana pittman gone to bobsled , i think we might have a good chance in it now :)
14:00 <Kassius> `seen anonymity
14:00 <prowl> Kassius, anonymity ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 13 weeks 5 days 15 hours 33 minutes ago (26.09. 19:41) stating "Connection closed" after spending 3 weeks 3 days 5 hours 5 minutes there.
16:00 <messenger37`O> all green veggies
16:00 <messenger37`O> baby ginger n baby onion
17:00 <messenger37`O> collard grens, organic broccoli, mcain baby peas, brussle sprouts, VIC potatoes
17:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> i so have a craving for fresh beans with butter and nutmeg :(
18:00 <messenger37`O> with green lime n midget lemon
18:00 <Kassius> Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\ is a loser
18:00 <Kassius> the brother of the faggot stebie
18:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> never tried that but damn you for saying it
18:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> now gotta to the leom tree down the road
18:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> lemon
18:00 <messenger37`O> lemon helps you digest a meal
19:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> yeh thats the opposite of what i need at the moment
19:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> everythings falling through me :(
19:00 <messenger37`O> i dont buy fizzy drink nor drink beer
19:00 <messenger37`O> water n wine
19:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> need to raise the ph of mah tummy
19:00 <Kassius> fuck up Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\
20:00 <Kassius> you are a loser
20:00 <Kassius> a MAJOR LOSER
20:00 <messenger37`O> cook eggs with kidney beans
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> simba: :)
20:00 <couleurs> hi Skrotus
20:00 <messenger37`O> MistressOfSimba
20:00 <simba> hi mom
20:00 <couleurs> Skrotus???????
20:00 <simba> go away Kassius aka mentalson who has been exposed http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/4808/8d22.png
21:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> kidney beans remind me of kidney stones
21:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> :P
21:00 <messenger37`O> why would guy hire someone to kill him mom n beautiful sis
23:00 <couleurs> cos they didn't get a ps4/xbox for xmas
24:00 <simba> Kassius exposed http://imageshack.com/a/img40/379/z58b.png
24:00 <couleurs> hehe
24:00 <Kassius> That is not me
25:00 <Kassius> plus dosnt he live in Melbourne now?
25:00 <Kassius> oh his number dosnt work anymore either
25:00 <Kassius> I tried calling him the other day
26:00 <simba> youve been exposed david
26:00 <Kassius> rofl
28:00 <Kassius> simba
28:00 <Kassius> tell me more
28:00 <Kassius> everybody listen to the FAGGOT simba
30:00 <couleurs> cum
34:00 <Shadzzzzsss> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
34:00 <Shadzzzzsss> figures
34:00 <Shadzzzzsss> lol
34:00 <Skirmish> Another Simba fan is it? 
34:00 <Shadzzzzsss> the cunt was exposed
34:00 <simba> mentalson? he is my biggest fan
35:00 <Skirmish> You must be like a rockstar to have such devoted fans Simba. 
36:00 <simba> He's a Rocker
37:00 <Shadzzzzsss> `seen kuniva
37:00 <prowl> Shadzzzzsss, kuniva ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #random 16 hours 44 minutes ago (31.12. 18:53) stating "lost in the netsplit" after spending 11 hours 46 minutes there.
37:00 <Shadzzzzsss> lol
37:00 <Shadzzzzsss> cunt got owned
38:00 <Shadzzzzsss> hahahahahaha
39:00 <simba> You'll never defeat Andross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44:00 <spence> Lol andross
52:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> oh man , the nose of the chick on dr  phil
52:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> like faaaaaaaaaaaaark
52:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> shes going michael jackson but worse
54:00 <couleurs> k
56:00 <Skirmish> That's why we all log into irc so people can describe to us what's on tv.
57:00 <couleurs> Pieter loves television
57:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> and television loves me
57:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> :)
57:00 <Skirmish> I see you appearing on A Current Affair one day Pieter. 
58:00 <couleurs> i don't think he has a meth addiction he just has a television addiction ok
58:00 <Skirmish> Families of people you've given drugs to confront you. 
58:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> naa im a meth addict
58:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> im gonna rant soon
59:00 <Skirmish> Pieter knows his life would be very different without drugs. He wouldn't have anything a female would be interested in him for. 
01:00 <mandyjane> There have been 2 users looking for you: beehhh, johninja. The last one was beehhh ([email protected]) on #melbourne 1 day 1 hour 8 minutes ago (31.12. 10:51).
01:00 <mandyjane> What for
10:00 <couleurs> who cares, big eares
13:00 <Shadzzzzsss> ownage
14:00 <messenger37`O> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
14:00 <messenger37`O> waste of my time
15:00 <Shadzzzzsss> 1
15:00 <keeiko> Happy NEw YEar!
15:00 <Shadzzzzsss> `seen mandyjane
15:00 <prowl> Shadzzzzsss, mandyjane (~Manda@smashingthruatidalwaveofbullshit.onasurfboardmadeoutofdontcare) was last seen quitting #sydney 2 minutes ago (01.01. 12:12) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 12 minutes there.
17:00 <messenger37`O> people in greenland are nice
18:00 <messenger37`O> you wanted this you'll have this
18:00 <messenger37`O> i'm walking away
19:00 <Q{{> u got a problem with that?
20:00 <messenger37`O> Happy New Year! If ever we should enter a New Year full of optimism, it is 2014. - Tony Abbott
20:00 <}{> good cleo10 is gone
20:00 <}{> i can enjoy myself now
20:00 <messenger37`O> yeah i dont like women either
21:00 <}{> cleo10 aint a woman
21:00 <messenger37`O> what is she then
21:00 <}{> she would be if she trusted me
21:00 <}{> but i seen no proof
22:00 <messenger37`O> Ana_Ng: how do you keep yourself warm in alaska?
22:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> igloos!
22:00 <Ana_Ng> barbecuing hobos
22:00 <Skirmish> Putting on tight clothing to push up fat tits and pretend she's stacked. 
23:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> igloos with batts program disasters!
23:00 <messenger37`O> lol
23:00 <messenger37`O> you mean moose kebab?
23:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> you cant say kebab on public holidays
23:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> its not fair :(
24:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> ahh stress ball 
24:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> your smile doesnt fool me for a second
24:00 <messenger37`O> i thought kebab shop never closes in straya
24:00 <messenger37`O> especially sydney rd to crounalla
24:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> one around the corner does and i doubt ill be seeing the kebab trailor on johnston st later:(
25:00 <Ana_Ng> we have zero kebab shops :(
25:00 <messenger37`O> they have an indian for you kaka de hatti round the corner
26:00 <messenger37`O> Ana_Ng is it true alaska is still uncivilized?
26:00 <messenger37`O> how do i get there
26:00 <messenger37`O> do you have flights from london?
27:00 <Ana_Ng> there are satellite dishes everywhere
27:00 <messenger37`O> i watched walter mitty yesterday 
27:00 <Ana_Ng> no, you can fly one stop through frankfurt
27:00 <}{> i need a hug
27:00 <messenger37`O> cool i shall look forward to it
28:00 <messenger37`O> Ana_Ng do you need a chef
28:00 <Ana_Ng> how was the movie
28:00 <messenger37`O> a curry ched
28:00 <Ana_Ng> i do
28:00 <}{> hayley
28:00 <}{> thats some shit
28:00 <messenger37`O> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
28:00 <Ana_Ng> just bought some ribeyes
28:00 <messenger37`O> back to bed ate so much veggies
29:00 <messenger37`O> moose ribs?
29:00 <Ana_Ng> heh not today
29:00 <couleurs> stfu ahmed
29:00 <}{> wish ppl didnt lie
29:00 <}{> i tell truth
33:00 <}{> hi British^Meat
33:00 <}{> you ok now you got sleep
33:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/2Scem0Q.jpg
37:00 <British^Meat> }{ is Chris, thats right, my first dob of 2014
37:00 <British^Meat> and with that, you will recieve no more attention from me
37:00 <Atari> take me down to the very last city
38:00 <Atari> where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
38:00 <druidess> lol
38:00 <Atari> sup all
39:00 <Atari> happy 2014
39:00 <}{> no }{ os }{ time will tell bitch
39:00 <}{> is
39:00 <}{> fuck
39:00 <}{> who cares
39:00 <}{> at least someone is saying shit
39:00 <Atari> you bore me
39:00 <}{> you so 70s
39:00 <}{> so for sure i do
40:00 <Skirmish> very last city?
40:00 <Atari> i think i got that wrong
40:00 <Atari> but anyway
40:00 <Skirmish> Yeah ... not surprising though. 
40:00 <Atari> dont know the lyrics
40:00 <Atari> never bothered to read it
40:00 <Atari> so what is it ?
41:00 <druidess> paradise city
41:00 <Skirmish> It's ok you're an established halfwit here in this channel now so we know not to expect too much from you.
41:00 <}{> paul can go to hell
41:00 <Atari> oh nice
41:00 <Atari> thanks
41:00 <}{> end of story
41:00 <druidess> lovely
42:00 <}{> would say all
42:00 <}{> but nah some are ppl with problems
42:00 <Atari> take me up to paradise city where the girls are green and the city is pretty
42:00 <}{> and they would take it to harsh
43:00 <Atari> druidess, how are ya
43:00 <}{> i ruined my life cause of women
43:00 <Atari> cos you don't respect vagina
44:00 <}{> no they dont respect me
44:00 <Atari> then respect dick
44:00 <}{> i fucken toy to ppl
45:00 <}{> you all go to limbo ppl fuck with me no heaven
46:00 <Atari> limbo rock
46:00 <}{> even if u judge me you go to limbo
46:00 <Atari> jack be limbo jack be dick, jacked jacked off with a candestick
46:00 <}{> this place full of addicts
46:00 <}{> morons
47:00 <Skirmish> You are by far one of the most atrocious trolls ever. You make beehhh look good. 
47:00 <Atari> lol
47:00 <}{> no i stating your all fucked in head
47:00 <}{> not troll
47:00 <Atari> stfu troll
48:00 <Atari> dont diss da austnet
48:00 <}{> who cares
48:00 <}{> your all drugies or ex drugies
48:00 <Atari> we shit on your shit dalnet
49:00 <}{> i own so i cant trust a woman ever
49:00 <}{> only after cash
50:00 <Atari> life is based on money in the modern world
50:00 <Atari> get a life
50:00 <Atari> unless you go back to your cave
50:00 <Atari> stop talking shit
51:00 <}{> no
51:00 <}{> life is love
51:00 <}{> not money
51:00 <Atari> life is not love
51:00 <}{> money is government
51:00 <Atari> life is compassion, care and empathy
51:00 <Atari> something you don't have
51:00 <}{> i do
51:00 <}{> i have more than you
51:00 <Atari> love is what comes out of your dick
51:00 <Atari> fuck love
52:00 <}{> i dont like sex
52:00 <}{> so no
52:00 <Atari> compassion, care, empathy, commitment, honour
52:00 <Atari> that is what a woman wants
52:00 <georgeandwell> so i never finished my postgrad
52:00 <British^Meat> hmmm
52:00 <British^Meat> is he one?
52:00 <British^Meat> i reckons hes one
52:00 <simba> u r a racist
52:00 <georgeandwell> im an observer
53:00 <}{> show me one persons hugged me since i went thru hell wheres empathy
53:00 <Atari> that is because maybe you treated them like crap or did not listen ?
53:00 <georgeandwell> i just wrote what i observed but one of my fav topics r race
53:00 <British^Meat> heh
53:00 <georgeandwell> some people cant handle when i talk about different race of people
53:00 <georgeandwell> they get offended
53:00 <British^Meat> how do u get racist in an engineering class?
53:00 <georgeandwell> nah
53:00 <georgeandwell> eng is most just maths
54:00 <doctor> you two probably don't know you're pretty much agreeing with each other
54:00 <}{> maybe i did shrooms to try kill myself
54:00 <}{> i wasnt eating
54:00 <Atari> doctor, i will leave you with your patient, happy 2014 :)
54:00 <georgeandwell> lots of asians indians whites and arabs
54:00 <georgeandwell> but mainly blokes
54:00 <simba> why do you care about race so much?
54:00 <simba> was your dad a racist bastard?
54:00 <British^Meat> Why are you a racist?
54:00 <simba> or is it you
54:00 <georgeandwell> because race forms a lot of the world we live
54:00 <simba> so does dirt
54:00 <georgeandwell> its a big factor that many people find offensive
54:00 <British^Meat> i dunno....
54:00 <British^Meat> i just see ppl
54:00 <British^Meat> not dead ones, but u know
54:00 <simba> why is the fact that people find it offensive important?
55:00 <doctor> u2 Atari hav a gud 1 m8 all teh best
55:00 <Atari> it helps to listen to some logical boring advice
55:00 <Atari> wisdom..
55:00 <georgeandwell> every race has good and bad
55:00 <British^Meat> why do u see race and not ppl georgeandwell?
55:00 <georgeandwell> im a racist but not race supermicist
55:00 <simba> every person has good and bad
55:00 <simba> every peoples
55:00 <georgeandwell> because people are divided by race
56:00 <}{> Atari your a fucken slut
56:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> ooooooo da blind factory
56:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> where the blind are made
56:00 <British^Meat> you're sopunding kinda racist :/
56:00 <Bastardly_One> man I need a piss
56:00 <simba> why is it important to you that people find race offensive, do you do it just to rile up discussion?
56:00 <British^Meat> What if we WERENT divided by race?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and the toilet is too far away
56:00 <georgeandwell> but in reality people are by birth different by race
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I might just piss on georgeandwell
56:00 <Bastardly_One> thing is
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd like it
56:00 <British^Meat> i think its ppl like you that are holding us back georgeandwell
57:00 <doctor> RIP netz and his slooders
57:00 <georgeandwell> i tell u ive banged every race girls ....except for negro and abos
57:00 <British^Meat> u probably see me as a white man
57:00 <British^Meat> not just a man
57:00 <British^Meat> mang
57:00 <simba> he cant even discuss what he 'believes' therefore he is just bullshitting and angry thats where his racism comes from in conclusion go 2 hell georgeandwell
57:00 <British^Meat> yer
57:00 <partay> lol
57:00 <British^Meat> i concur
57:00 <georgeandwell> nah bro
57:00 <partay> georgeandwell is a Korean
57:00 <partay> no wonder he is so sad
58:00 <doctor> I haven't seen him in years
58:00 <doctor> So maybe
58:00 <British^Meat> iBiZa was in charge of #melbourne stats
58:00 <British^Meat> but no more
58:00 <British^Meat> there is no stats
58:00 <georgeandwell> to understand my vision
58:00 <partay> small penis syndrome
58:00 <georgeandwell> u gotta read my book
58:00 <georgeandwell> cos my ideas take some time to understand
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <partay> lol
58:00 <simba> your book can suck a fat 1 dickhead!!!! owned 
58:00 <partay> yeah you need a degree in retard to understand it 
59:00 <}{> why should i talk to you morons in melbourne channel
59:00 <}{> you dont know whats going on
59:00 <georgeandwell> simba u seem like on of those guys who dont go off irc
59:00 <simba> yeah how do those guys come across to you?
59:00 <simba> what are the traits?
59:00 <georgeandwell> like u
59:00 <georgeandwell> very high strung
00:00 <simba> im chilled as f*** right now
00:00 <georgeandwell> and twitchy
00:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <simba> i think ur perceptions are poor
00:00 <simba> nothing more
00:00 <Pieter> naa didnt ya know simba
00:00 <Pieter> responding is considered RAGING
00:00 <British^Meat> when did u first come onto irc georgeandwell?
00:00 <Pieter> :p
01:00 <}{> fuck ya
01:00 <simba> maybe its because i type at an impressive rate
01:00 <simba> its just my incredible WPM ok
01:00 <British^Meat> bah. why is it all the major dickheads blame other ppl or problems for no one liking them
01:00 <Pieter> yeh that doesnt mean much to people
01:00 <British^Meat> Its beyond belief
01:00 <simba> its ok but i make 3-4 errors
01:00 <partay> georgeandwell is just sad cos he lives in hi shitty 1 br apartment by himself and never gets laid 
02:00 <partay> its as simple as that
02:00 <georgeandwell> n e grlz 1er discus
02:00 <simba> he must be 1 of those timid koreans that gets shoved around in busy malls
02:00 <partay> hahaha
02:00 <partay> probably
03:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> heheh iBiZa , belle was after my time , my existance n the awesome was before that :p
03:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> cookie melbrave n theglobe :p
03:00 <simba> HALOUMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <partay> girls dont even notice him 
03:00 <partay> or point and laugh
04:00 <spence> Mmm halomi
04:00 <spence> haloumi
04:00 <simba> i have a ridic block to cook up
04:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> oh n scumshine :p
04:00 <partay> http://imageshack.us/a/img545/7743/5gbh.jpg
04:00 <georgeandwell> kekeke
04:00 <georgeandwell> simba remember this
04:00 <georgeandwell> u cast the first stone
05:00 <British^Meat> oh wow
05:00 <partay> that link is for you georgeandwell
05:00 <British^Meat> its another saemon
05:00 <georgeandwell> cos u stay on irc too long drinking v
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo yea new guy that's movin in is here woo
06:00 <partay> georgeandwell and you stay on too long batting off in front of your pc 
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's as chill as i thought ahaha gamers
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
06:00 <partay> we all know you do 
09:00 <simba> iBiZa are u 'Netz'
09:00 <Picard> evening 
10:00 <simba> i didnt cast anything
10:00 <simba> its 2pm Picard you old, drunk, bald... thing
10:00 <simba> from mildura
11:00 <Picard> drunk??
11:00 <simba> The Thing.... From Mildura !!
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> crap
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant have the movie up so loud right now
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn mum is here showing 2 places to a guy
11:00 <Picard> of course she is
11:00 <simba> lets write an absolutely horrifying script about a monster named picard from mildura who exposed himself to a girl online once and watched his life fall apart over the next ten years
11:00 <simba> based on a very
11:00 <simba> very
11:00 <simba> real story
11:00 <simba> Hahahahahaha.
11:00 <georgeandwell> all i wana do was come online and as if ne grlz wana make some conxxxons
12:00 <Picard> simba you wish you had a life like mine lad
12:00 <simba> Hahahahahaha.
12:00 <simba> lmao in sand country
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup simba
12:00 <simba> nobody moves there they downgrade there
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo man this yr
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> im thinkin fk word man, go tafe go WEA
12:00 <Pieter> The Thing !!
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> learn to row n kyak
12:00 <Pieter> hahaha 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> kayak
12:00 <Picard> lol simba you really have no idea do you
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> eh
12:00 <Pieter> so never woulda come up with that one
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> I think he does
12:00 <Pieter> but then im not that mean
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> more so a grasp than you do Picard
12:00 <Picard> we have one of the largest growth rates in rural victoria
13:00 <simba> The Thing.... From Mildura !!
13:00 <Pieter> but good one :)
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLOL
13:00 <simba> hahahahahhaha hes defending sand country
13:00 <simba> hahahahhahahahahahahahaha
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
13:00 <simba> old people are so good
13:00 <simba> they never back down
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba's a smart guy u could learn how to not be a dick from him dude
13:00 <simba> even when they live in mildura
13:00 <simba> lolol
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Hi I'm Picard I'm a hookerolic
13:00 <simba> yea Picard u could learn from me
14:00 <couleurs> i'm Netz
14:00 <stebie> happy new year Netz
14:00 <stebie> state your postcode
14:00 <couleurs> 90210
14:00 <spence> Happy holidays
14:00 <couleurs> beberbley bills
14:00 <Picard> simba has the mentality of a 4 yo
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> I pay 18 yr olds to suck my cock and yer I have knowledge
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <Picard> jealous PandasDontDrive?
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit's goin' to turn into a rap song soon bro!
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> are you?
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> YES YOU ARE.
14:00 <Picard> sounds like you are
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> Taste of life mate
14:00 <simba> he travels australia to bone hookers, settles in sand country rural victoria then pretends hes done well
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> sounds like Andy Pedo needs a new Adventure!
14:00 <Picard> poor cunt living on centrelink in a unit with no friends and your own mother hates you
14:00 <georgeandwell> there arent many hookers outside of the city
15:00 <simba> now hes on the offensive
15:00 <simba> the bald dragon rises
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> I DON'T DO IT BECAUSE OF THE HOOKERS, THE HOOKERS MAKE ME BECAUSE!
15:00 <simba> offense** ??
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea mate
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> such is life as you know it
15:00 <simba> whats WEA?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh bro
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye this cool shit
16:00 <spence> Hillbilly
16:00 <georgeandwell> if ur over 30 you shouldnt be on centrelink unless u got made redundant
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> u can do short courses
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> n fun shit
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana do rockclimbing
16:00 <partay> the conversation turns to wanking in front of the PC and Pictard turns up
16:00 <Picard> is that what they make no hopers do for the dole now??
16:00 <partay> typical
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> first rowing and kayak, bro simba my mum goes thru them when she goes OS dude
16:00 <Picard> partgay hows the teens going?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> have a heap of ppl wit u
17:00 <simba> Picard has never ever joined irc and just talked to someone its all assualt
17:00 <simba> for years
17:00 <georgeandwell> thats a wastes of tax payer dollars
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk Picard
17:00 <simba> like 5+ years
17:00 <partay> says Pictard the teem troll
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude needs to wave a white flag ffs
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ATTENTION!
17:00 <Picard> partgay makes a lot of typos when he is angry :)
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> gets in his place and leaves.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd like to take a moment
17:00 <simba> kool i did rowing for ages makes ur arms hard as fuk
17:00 <simba> ur shoulders
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo b1
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> this moment is yours!
18:00 <couleurs> i'm sleepy
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd like to take a moment to salute Colorado
18:00 <simba> kayaking is hard as f***
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and the legal pot selling stores
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
18:00 <Bastardly_One> opening today
18:00 <georgeandwell> katmandu
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to learn how
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> and sea kayaking
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> they do it all at WEA bro
18:00 <simba> its like sitting upright in a seat but also holding an oar and mowing thru water hard
18:00 <georgeandwell> i n life u shouldnt care what everyone thinks cos they are dunb cunts
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> u've done it?
18:00 <Picard> fuck simba you are so clever
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> mad bro
18:00 <simba> i forgot what the kayak oar is called
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno
19:00 <spence> I'm randy
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> he is
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you're not
19:00 <Picard> i never knew kayaking was in the water
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> so shut the fuck up
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> and stop ruining 2014 mate
19:00 <Picard> joshua dont be angry at me because your life is fucked
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> if b1 was op
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> u'd be gone
19:00 <simba> if this place had ops with brains he would b gone
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> need a good op like him
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> well sezz has said
20:00 <Picard> lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> but rules
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> allow Picard back
20:00 <simba> the ops admit they cant tell the difference between arguments and trolls and banter they have no idea theyre old and cant follow irc anymore
20:00 <Picard> of course she did PandasDontDrive
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> aye mate fkn piss off Picard
20:00 <simba> they just idle
20:00 <Picard> sezz is the one who exposed your lies 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> 41 yr old loser
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> mate
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i can type sezz
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> you cant
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> piss off.
20:00 <Picard> i can do anything i want
20:00 <simba> u cant play sports
20:00 <simba> u r too fat and unfit
20:00 <Picard> a scum drug fucked cunt like you cant make me do anything
21:00 <emuls> nice to meet you randy
21:00 <simba> hahahahaha.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> like show his dick to a girl that's almost underage
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice one Picard
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope ur glad.
21:00 <simba> does mildura even have shops that sells soccer balls
21:00 <Picard> lol 19 is underage?
21:00 <simba> and stuff
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur life must be so not worth living.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> WITH YOU YES
21:00 <simba> owned
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> :p
21:00 <Picard> say the guy who does leave the house and has to fabricate a life online
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll stand up for simba any day mate
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> u fuck urself tho
22:00 <Picard> doesnt*
22:00 <simba> My how the tables have turned.
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> never do never will
22:00 <Doodle> crikey
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> FOR GLORYS SAKE WE MARCH!
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> dewdles
22:00 <Doodle> sup nig
22:00 <Bastardly_One> blimey!
22:00 <Picard> poor josh is angry his father was so ashamed of him he left his mother and a mother who hates the cunt and wishes he would suicide
23:00 <spence> Samezies
23:00 <simba> is josh ur son
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Sure. it does look like rain."
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
23:00 <simba> or ur daughter
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> glorious nothing.
23:00 <Picard> what a winning family, poor jennifer has two son who are both drug fucked idiots
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> poor
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> hardly think as much
23:00 <Picard> i feel pity for her
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> at least I bro have done more in the last two years
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> to accumilate money
23:00 <Picard> lmfao
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> than you've ever had
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> in your god damned life
24:00 <Picard> how can you save when you are on the dole?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> and why you breathe I don't know.
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> never been
24:00 <simba> Picard literally spends his families savings travelling aus for hookers
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> you speak as if all Sparta conspires against you!
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba no shit, I'd do m best too, if I were a hobbit.
25:00 <simba> there must be 3 hookers in mildura to choose from
25:00 <simba> and ones his daughter
25:00 <Picard> when do you two losers intend getting a job?
25:00 <simba> and the other two are asian
25:00 <Doodle> have a cone and chill out Picard
25:00 <simba> so basically useless services up there
25:00 <simba> lmbo
26:00 <faux> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2531640/Does-owning-Apple-handset-make-SMARTER-iPhone-users-quicker-witted-Samsung-BlackBerry-HTC-owners.html
26:00 <Picard> lol Doodle no thanks
26:00 <Doodle> DOIT FAGGOT
26:00 <Doodle> it will make you calm like me
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> whom exactly are you dissing Picard
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have a job man
26:00 <Picard> panda u have nothing
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> does that make me equal?
26:00 <Picard> other then a life of lies and stories for irc
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm dropping work for study this yr man
27:00 <Picard> Serenity exposed you dude
27:00 <Picard> lol study
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't bring sezz into shit
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> one day that'll get you banned
27:00 <simba> lol what would she know that someone else doesnt? 
27:00 <Picard> she exposed you
27:00 <simba> what did she 
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
27:00 <simba> "expose"
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> she already put up with that
27:00 <simba> talking Complete Shit again andrew
27:00 <Picard> simba didnt you see the models pics josh was posting saying she was his flatmate?
27:00 <simba> yea
28:00 <couleurs> 0wn3d!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <pupkins> we'll feed u 2 the hounds... to the daily mail...
28:00 <couleurs> nexus nexus nexus
28:00 <Picard> sezz found her other pics and she is some second rate actor, exposed cunt
28:00 <simba> she googled it lmao wow
28:00 <simba> calm down mate
28:00 <Doodle> its the season of goodwill and peace on earth
28:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
28:00 <Doodle> can't you tell
28:00 <simba> the mildura dust is clogging ur brain
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that was Mew
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's not modelling anymore
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> hang onto that
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> u fag
28:00 <Doodle> fa la la la la la la la la
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont bother to ask then when
29:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1528676_568773086549004_1639867204_n.jpg
29:00 <Doodle> why aren't you all playing with your xmas presents
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One :)
29:00 <Picard> lol PandasDontDrive
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> one thing we know Picard mang
29:00 <Bastardly_One> brat :)
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> we have a chance
29:00 <Picard> exposed cunt
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> to do what we wish and make our names
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> and you blew it mang
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> all we need to know.
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> sup loser?
29:00 <Picard> that the best 0wnage ive seen since element fucked chunky and solomons over
30:00 <couleurs> no
30:00 <faux> huhu
30:00 <Doodle> not much MistressOfMayhem
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> good for you Doodle
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I still want lunch
30:00 <Doodle> you'll have to specify which loser
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been saying that for an hour and a half
30:00 <Doodle> there are so many
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fried rice Bastardly_One?
30:00 <Picard> miley cyrus wat a skank
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll do ... hurry up about it MistressOfMayhem
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you come here then
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you come here
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> C-man sleeping cant go anywhere
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
31:00 <Bastardly_One> damn kids
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you want to
31:00 <Bastardly_One> another reason they're bad
31:00 <Bastardly_One> if not for kids I'd have lunch!
32:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> ooooo storm smell outisde:)))
32:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> I smelllll rainn :))
32:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not
32:00 <Bastardly_One> except for in the head
32:00 <Picard> simba and PandasDontDrive must be sucking each others cocks they have nothing to say
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOL
32:00 <Shadowgate> ill never forget the memory in 2013 winter when bastardly_one yped at 4am i was drinking all night
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you get grumpy when you dont eat
32:00 <Shadowgate> he typed into irc at 4am it waws so funny
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't like Snickers!
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> chocolate is yuk
33:00 <couleurs> k
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I got awoken early
33:00 <doctor> I remember a couple of moments a go that
33:00 <Bastardly_One> we are not amused
33:00 <Bastardly_One> me or the voices in my head
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> we?
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you & your hand?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that too
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thought so
33:00 <British^Meat> im not amused by Shadowgate, 2014 will see his downfall
33:00 <doctor> people keep ringing as if they have something important to say
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and that too
34:00 <doctor> its always just charities or indians
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me
34:00 <Picard> British^Meat hello lad how are you?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had about 10 bullshit calls today already
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> rice is just not as good reheated
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> all the better for not knowing you
34:00 <doctor> it's gotten stupid
34:00 <Bastardly_One> rice should never be reheated IMO
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> I dunno if British^Meat wants to diss me all yr
34:00 <Picard> rice is for gooks
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> nope it shouldnt
34:00 <Bastardly_One> goes too dry
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> but id prefer that than u Picard
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> guy has steez at least.
35:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt7KUvzm0Qc
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Price Is Right - Biggest Price Is Right Daytime Winner EVER!! (Dec 30, 2013) 4:43 - Category: Entertainment - 31,458 views - 264 likes (96%), 11 dislikes (4%)
35:00 <couleurs> ehuehueh
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> put a cup of water in the microwave too durr
35:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you almost reboil it in the nuke ... then its just too claggy
35:00 <Picard> British^Meat is a good judge of character, he thinks you are a scum cunt josh
38:00 <couleurs> lil gremlin wins $150k audi 
39:00 <couleurs> just what she always wanted.....
40:00 <Skirmish> 2300
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd come key your car m8!
40:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive remember when you cried to ops and the name "jennifer" was autoban in here
40:00 <Doodle> you wouldn't get near it
40:00 <Picard> funny shit 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... remember that though to troll you in #sex?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi why I started that
40:00 <Doodle> cos it always get a reaction
40:00 <Doodle> s
41:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that too
41:00 <Doodle> i should polish it
41:00 <Doodle> its a nice day
41:00 <Doodle> not too hot
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but I was of been way fucking bored to bother starting you
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, it's spring
41:00 <Bastardly_One> which is usual for our summer
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <Doodle> i need more polish tho
41:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently we're getting summer next week
41:00 <Doodle> effort
41:00 <Picard> not here
41:00 <Doodle> thats fine as long as i get a few days off
42:00 <Shadowgate> Doodle nick kills people of laughter
42:00 <Doodle> go suck a fuck Shadowgate
42:00 <Shadowgate> funniest nicks of mirc 1. dogsdick 2. doodle
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd go for that soon man
42:00 <Shadowgate> lol doodle your funny lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> seen SA on fire of late?
42:00 <Picard> hrmmm
42:00 <Doodle> no
42:00 <Bastardly_One> might be headed our way
42:00 <Doodle> its not my job lol
42:00 <Doodle> yeah they said that yesterday
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I saw that on the news this morning
42:00 <Doodle> then it rained all day
42:00 <Doodle> it wont affect us otherwise i'd be on standby
43:00 <Doodle> or at work
43:00 <Bastardly_One> good point
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean the weather
43:00 <Bastardly_One> we might get that
43:00 <Doodle> ah yeh
43:00 <Doodle> we usually get our weather from the west so yeah
43:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
43:00 <Bastardly_One> how typical was our greeting to the new year though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> rain
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> personally that's what I love about this hole
44:00 <Bastardly_One> what everyone hates about it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the weather
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ
44:00 <Doodle> yeah you get used to it, i just like to whinge about it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I started a 14gb d/l
45:00 <Bastardly_One> at about midnight last night from the PS Store
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ask me what it's only up to?
45:00 <Doodle> 2gb
45:00 <Bastardly_One> 69%
45:00 <Doodle> oh gay lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... nuh, not on telstra anymore or that'd be right
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but fucking hell
45:00 <Bastardly_One> might get it by tonight
46:00 <couleurs> http://new.livestream.com/accounts/43923/events/1780083
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hopeful :P
46:00 <Doodle> fingers crossed
46:00 <Doodle> the network is prolly slow cos every cunt is on holidays
46:00 <Shadowgate> sites that ask you to download gigabytes of data and dont run at high speeds need to be jailed
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's not the connection ... the aussie PS servers seem shit ... doesn't matter where I've used it
46:00 <Doodle> yeah
46:00 <Doodle> holidays
47:00 <couleurs> enjoy!!!!!!!!!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, always been that way for me and the PS store
47:00 <Bastardly_One> just hates me :P
47:00 <Shadowgate> i bought a pinnacle software video editor and it was gigaybytes of data and the site ran so slow
47:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <Shadowgate> i called the police
47:00 <Shadowgate> they would not download my software in the proper manner
47:00 <Shadowgate> with high speed
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I even made them in sebas get a better bigbond deal with higher speed and it was identically slow
48:00 <couleurs> lol
48:00 <couleurs> #BALLDROP
48:00 <couleurs> official trailer 4 spidermen 2 cool
48:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if everyone gets that on PS servers but I seem to
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I usually by hard copies
48:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than get digital copies
49:00 <couleurs> enough advertiseing thier...... i don't think so
49:00 <partay> couleurs what's it like to be a retard ?
49:00 <couleurs> idk can u go look in the mirror 4 me
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but 3/4s off a current title I want was too hard to restist
49:00 <Bastardly_One> *resist
50:00 <couleurs> #BALLDROP
50:00 <couleurs> 0wn3d!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <georgeandwell> i like poorly wrtten software
56:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive 
56:00 <Picard> simba
56:00 <Picard> where are you bitches
58:00 <couleurs> i still have 24 ferrorers from xmas u jelly?
58:00 <spence> Lwaxana what a fucking Gimp 
59:00 <couleurs> ahaha american tv is just as bad as ever
59:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> why would you say that?
00:00 <couleurs> 1 hour 2 go spiderman 2 nye 
01:00 <couleurs> presented by pepsi and nivea 
01:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> :/
01:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> thats it , gonna take mah pies out 10 min earlier , i must be cooked IT MUST !
01:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> yeee???
01:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> ayye??? spiderman ?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like poorly worn clothes on chicks
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> steez 
02:00 <couleurs> yeh
03:00 <British^Meat> ne piet
03:00 <British^Meat> please
03:00 <British^Meat> show restraint
03:00 <British^Meat> leave the pies in there
03:00 <British^Meat> update us on their status
03:00 <couleurs> potty pies
04:00 <British^Meat>  maybe a new regime i here?
04:00 <British^Meat> Id ban shadsss and beeehh too
04:00 <British^Meat> If i was your leader....
04:00 <couleurs> me 2
05:00 <Bellatrix> I thought you were our leader British^Meat :P
05:00 <British^Meat> negatory
05:00 <British^Meat> i lead, nothing
05:00 <Picard> British^Meat the first to be banned should be PandasDontDrive
05:00 <Bellatrix> I guess you didnt sense the intended sarcasm
06:00 <British^Meat> i sense, nothing
06:00 <Bellatrix> Obviously
06:00 <couleurs> RIP Uncle Phil
07:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> MOTHER FUCKER
07:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> i will British^Meat
07:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> its still red inside and frozen
07:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> but the tops are nearly black !
07:00 <Picard> poor uncle phil
07:00 <Picard> rip old dude
07:00 <Picard> i miss him already
08:00 <British^Meat> does ye not defrost pies before sending them to thier oveny grave?
08:00 <British^Meat> egads man
08:00 <British^Meat> so much you need to learn
08:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> i just read the íf frozen cook instructions
08:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> i got em in the microwave now , 
08:00 <Nikky`> They cook quicker if you nuke em first then put in oven
08:00 <Nikky`> Hey johninja :o)
08:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> yeh i know but that woulda been too easy :(
08:00 <johninja> hey Nikky`
08:00 <Picard> Bellatrix how are you darling
09:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> ya can see why i still throw spaghetti on the walls to see if they stick
09:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> i dunno how to cook for shit , this no woman thing is really beginning to hurt my tummy :(
09:00 <Bellatrix> Picard, Im well thanks, you?
09:00 <Picard> im going ok thanks, little excited im off on holidays tomorrow
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> new regime lead by British^Meat i can deal with
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
09:00 <Bellatrix> Picard, where are you off to?
10:00 <Nikky`> How was your nye johninja?
10:00 <johninja> pretty boring Nikky`
10:00 <johninja> and yours?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> but by Picard's whip and fuck-on for little girls.
10:00 <Bellatrix> Picard, Unfortunatly Im back to work on Monday.
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bellatrix u seen his pic of him showing his dick to an almost underage girl
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard is just so divine.
10:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, no I havent despite that I try not to buy into irc bullshit
11:00 <Nikky`> Yeah same, was asleep before 12
11:00 <Nikky`> well before haha
11:00 <couleurs> Pieter literally sucks at anything/everything
11:00 <johninja> he is really bad at irc
11:00 <johninja> one of the worst chattersa ever
11:00 <Skirmish> Welcome Back Ana. Get some married bloke with no standards to throw you a length and celebrate New Years? 
11:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151782346921767&set=vb.292636271766&type=2&theater
11:00 <Picard> lol PandasDontDrive 5 minutes ago you hated British^Meat now you want to suck his balls
11:00 <Picard> tasmania Bellatrix
11:00 <faux> bipolar
11:00 <Bellatrix> Again, there is so much hate... urgh
11:00 <Bellatrix> I just dont get why people are so quick to .... whatever
12:00 <johninja> :/
12:00 <faux> omgz y iznt der luv on irc
13:00 <johninja> He was arrested for public drunkenness by police at 6pm on September 30, 1983. He spent the night in the watch house. His wife was last seen alive at the Mt Isa Hotel about 7.30pm
13:00 <johninja> And yet he was convicted for her murder following a nine-day trial. The Crown case rested on Condren's confession during his record of interview with police, which he made under duress.
13:00 <Bellatrix> There use to be faux .... many many moons ago
14:00 <johninja> so basically they arrested this abo guy for murdering his wife while he was in the watchhouse
14:00 <Skirmish> Black magic. 
14:00 <Skirmish> He did it. 
14:00 <johninja> think he did 11 years
14:00 <johninja> got 400k compo
14:00 <johninja> this other psycho guy admitted to doing it
14:00 <faux> lol.
14:00 <Bellatrix> Not that it's about 'love' but its a little annoying that all people do is bully others to make themselves feel better
15:00 <johninja> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/meet-the-victorianborn-killer-dubbed-the-northern-territorys-own-hannibal-lecter/story-fni0ffnk-1226792493288?link=news.com 
15:00 <Skirmish> He'll kill himself with that much money.
15:00 <johninja> good read
15:00 <Skirmish> He'll only be sniffing premium petrol with that kind of cash. 
15:00 <johninja> do you reckon 400k makes up for over a decade in jail though?
15:00 <faux> i would agre with you but some people in here are fucking retarded, you need to tell them to stfu sometimes
15:00 <Bellatrix> faux, i agree but when there are personal attacks inbedded in those comments its a different story
16:00 <johninja> hmm
16:00 <Skirmish> It's a lot more money than he would have ever seen if he never went to jail. 
16:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> nothing can make up for that kinda shit
16:00 <couleurs> i miss Skrotus
16:00 <Skirmish> Plus ... jail for abos is like a hotel. Everything supplied. It's easier than living their fucked up lives in their communities raping their children.
16:00 <georgeandwell> hi
16:00 <johninja> welcome couleurs
16:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> bringing down eeveryone who was involved in that outcome would be barely skimming the surface
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like faux
16:00 <Bastardly_One> SHE LOVED ME ONCE!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> now look
17:00 <couleurs> thank u
17:00 <johninja> yeah i don't think the cops got charged for that
17:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> Skirmish: they enjoy living their lives like that
17:00 <johninja> HAPPY NEW YEAR
17:00 <johninja> by the way
17:00 <georgeandwell> its da booze making me do it
17:00 <couleurs> thank u happy bday 2014 2 u 2
17:00 <Skirmish> I don't enjoy supporting them raping their kids. I would rather pay taxes to keep the cunts in prison. 
17:00 <johninja> it was the gangsta rap and the peppermint schnapps
18:00 <georgeandwell> u white guys owe the abos though
18:00 <georgeandwell> all the farm land n shit
18:00 <Frostywheat> 2015?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bellatrix
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's not the hate
19:00 <johninja> you
19:00 <johninja> you owe them
19:00 <georgeandwell> its not like u paid em a cent for taking it
19:00 <johninja> hmm
19:00 <georgeandwell> am i wrong here?
19:00 <johninja> so we should charge you asians rent?
19:00 <johninja> and then give that to the abos?
19:00 <johninja> sounds good
19:00 <British^Meat> georgeandwell
19:00 <British^Meat> yes, yes you are very wrong
19:00 <British^Meat> Prove that i took thier land
19:00 <georgeandwell> lol
19:00 <British^Meat> Or johninja
19:00 <British^Meat> prove johninja took thier land
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's the pulling the penis out to a chick half ur age :/
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard, I don't know how he lives with himself..
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Adventures of Andy Pedo will live on.
19:00 <Picard> brb
20:00 <British^Meat> or Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\
20:00 <johninja> yes, proove it
20:00 <georgeandwell> stop slaggin off abos
20:00 <British^Meat> or keeiko
20:00 <British^Meat> or partay
20:00 <British^Meat> so the answer is, yes, yes you are wrong
20:00 <spence> I didnt
20:00 <georgeandwell> cos u owe them big time my white friend
20:00 <johninja> are you trying to be some kind of moral force for justice on the internet georgeandwell
20:00 <British^Meat> you realise this is a silly argument
20:00 <johninja> fighting racism with racism
20:00 <British^Meat> maybe the vikings owe me
20:00 <British^Meat> yes, yes the danes and scandinavians
20:00 <British^Meat> owe ME
21:00 <Skirmish> No he's trying desperately to troll someone and this is his angle this afternoon.
21:00 <British^Meat> and the romans
21:00 <georgeandwell> as far as im concerned they should have unlimited free booze and dole
21:00 <British^Meat> ikr :P
21:00 <Skirmish> Thankfully your views on the matter mean nothing georgeandwell.
21:00 <spence> lol georgeandwell
22:00 <georgeandwell> its just paying them some rent
22:00 <British^Meat> HUGE influx of losers in here in december
22:00 <georgeandwell> in the form of free booze
22:00 <British^Meat> still here in jaunary :(
22:00 <spence> lmao
22:00 <georgeandwell> i just laugh everytime i see how whites are so racist to abos
22:00 <georgeandwell> cos they didnt do nothin to ya 
23:00 <Skirmish> Because they hadn't evolved to even have invented the wheel. 
23:00 <Skirmish> That's why they did nothing. 
23:00 <georgeandwell> as long as u give em thier booze and dole money
23:00 <British^Meat> i dont laugh at it
23:00 <Skirmish> They were fucking hopeless cunts throwing sticks. 
23:00 <British^Meat> i dont laught at it at all :/
23:00 <British^Meat> i think it sux
23:00 <johninja> been here 40,000 years, invented a stick
23:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> hahaha British^Meat
23:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> funny that
23:00 <pupkins> http://i.imgur.com/MsVSePA.gif
23:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> i hve taken their land
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb fox
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> happy new year
23:00 <fawks> ok
24:00 <spence> they didn't knees wheels...have u seen their fucking feet?
24:00 <georgeandwell> anyway my lunch has arrive tee hee
24:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> i literally live on top of sacred aboriginal land
24:00 <spence> Need
24:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> and well , the shit i and them got into after they initiated some step on the white guy move a couple years back , they dont come back here at the moment , they even switched suburbs :p
24:00 <couleurs> is dat auderey heplaza
24:00 <johninja> oh god
24:00 <fawks> ty
24:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, I am beginning to think you are just as bad
25:00 <johninja> here we go
25:00 <spence> heaps of abos here in dandy
25:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> google it , collingwood aboriginal clan ww1
25:00 <couleurs> there's only 1 abo here she's a crasy old lady that sniffs glue and spray paint out of a plastic bag
26:00 <georgeandwell> dont see many abos in melbourne
26:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> and that fucking last name i have issues fucking remembering
26:00 <johninja> token abo
26:00 <couleurs> and u no when she's doing glue or paint cos her nose/mouth is covered in either or
26:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> grrr, ill remember it later bbs still eating :p
26:00 <couleurs> and georgeandwell is telling us to respect that
26:00 <couleurs> what a top bloke
26:00 <johninja> makes you wonder what made that abo decide to settle there
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll get rage pm's now
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and then the next day he'll apologise
26:00 <fawks> lolll
27:00 <spence> lol its their land
27:00 <johninja> she is like a pioneer
27:00 <Skirmish> The wogs in melbourne ran all the abos out. 
27:00 <johninja> yeh not many in melb
27:00 <johninja> too cold to sleep in the park
27:00 <Skirmish> The wogs took their land.
27:00 <georgeandwell> nah i can relate to the life style
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking to Cocoa before
27:00 <fawks> cool
27:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers on the no names bit
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you're maturing :P
27:00 <fawks> ok
28:00 <johninja> georgeandwell is chinese
28:00 <Excessive> hippy noob year
28:00 <Skirmish> You rape your relatives children georgeandwell?
28:00 <Picard> racist?
28:00 <georgeandwell> thats caused by white man
28:00 <spence> LOL skirmish
28:00 <Skirmish> We made them do that did we? 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> or just deciding not to get me into shit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the two but thanks
28:00 <fawks> yw
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <Bellatrix> Oh well
28:00 <Bellatrix> If thats the level he will stoop to that's his problem not mine.
29:00 <spence> alcohol
29:00 <Skirmish> You dead set numbty. 
29:00 <georgeandwell> pretty much all the abos problems today are caused by the white man and his law and culture
29:00 <British^Meat> *sigh*
29:00 <British^Meat> so much *sigh*
29:00 <georgeandwell> then they turn around and blame the black man ...
29:00 <Picard> British^Meat hello lad
29:00 <Skirmish> I am more than happy to let all the abos go live in the bush like they used to. 
29:00 <georgeandwell> that is very stock englishmans law
29:00 <fawks> what do you expect from people on here
29:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly what I was starting to type
29:00 <Bellatrix> I guess I just have high standards.
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> am I
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> probably am
30:00 <Atari> they are called koori, show some respect
30:00 <British^Meat> one guys posts one link about one aborginal and youre all foaming at the mouth
30:00 <georgeandwell> the englishman tends to point the finger at everyone else for the problem he created so he is not liable
30:00 <Bastardly_One> this channel has become the home for the mental miscreants of austnet australia wide
30:00 <Bastardly_One> read into that what you will
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm not God man I'm not Jesus
30:00 <Bastardly_One> to put it bluntly
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea I talk shit on here Bellatrix
30:00 <Bastardly_One> 3/4s of this channel is batshit crazy
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> adapt uno
30:00 <fawks> if people aren't meeting your standards you can always leave 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> cept u b1
30:00 <Bastardly_One> adapt my are
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> YOU ARE THE LIGHT
30:00 <fawks> I don't mean that rudely
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am one of the biggest crazies
30:00 <fawks> just mean you don't have to be here lol
31:00 <johninja> lol British^Meat
31:00 <Atari> now back to wanking
31:00 <georgeandwell> very wesminster style hehe
31:00 <Atari> fap fap fap
31:00 <Skirmish> Now Atari wants to join in on the trolling. Two dense shits georgeandwell and Atari. Peas in a terrible troll pod. 
31:00 <Picard> the british are very racisit
31:00 <georgeandwell> british r racist to aussies
31:00 <johninja> everyone is racist to everyone
31:00 <johninja> deal with it
31:00 <couleurs> pupkins what did u get 4 xmas
31:00 <Picard> barbaric people
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah ur not Bastardly_One
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> most arent
31:00 <Bastardly_One> christina
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> some are bro
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> who's to judge?
31:00 <fawks> yes jack
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... I have to regain that thought
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the housemate rambled at the wrong time
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
32:00 <georgeandwell> nah man im just sayin
32:00 <Picard> 100`s of yeardd ago they invaded many countries
32:00 <doctor> everyones a troll
32:00 <Picard> years*
32:00 <johninja> georgeandwell i have seen you be racist towards white people and even other asians
32:00 <johninja> shut your fucking hole 
32:00 <Picard> johninja is upset because he is part abo
32:00 <Bastardly_One> man I hated you for ages when Element started his shit with me in your channel
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Gods were cruel to shape you so perfectly Bastardly_One
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
32:00 <fawks> I know 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> all over the "I should never have googled you" comment
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
32:00 <fawks> you rage quit
32:00 <British^Meat> [15:00] <Bastardly_One> this channel has become the home for the mental miscreants of austnet australia wide - Hashtag Muntersinc Hashtag facebook
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> I still love/hate fawks man
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's a brilliant artist
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> seen her stuff?
32:00 <fawks> lol fuck off PandasDontDrive 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat, indeed
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> no u
33:00 <georgeandwell> dude
33:00 <Picard> and British^Meat`s ancestors invaded his land
33:00 <georgeandwell> u gotta relaxman
33:00 <johninja> Picard is failtrolling hard
33:00 <British^Meat> heh johninja ikr
33:00 <georgeandwell> its an intelligent discussion
33:00 <johninja> are you drunk andy?
33:00 <Picard> no one it trolling, we are discussing racism
33:00 <British^Meat> look @ him :P
33:00 <johninja> lol@picard
33:00 <johninja> what a sad old man
33:00 <Picard> is*
33:00 <fawks> the other day you were dissing my art
33:00 <fawks> today I'm brilliant 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i talked shit
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno that
33:00 <Doodle> she also sounds dreamy
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he's loving everyone today
33:00 <Bastardly_One> including simba
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino it doesnt have a real effect in ur life
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and you know how they fell out
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like our relationship
33:00 <fawks> we don't have a relationship 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> N U SOLD THE PAINTING I WANTED AAAHHH!
34:00 <Picard> johninja its ok to be black man
34:00 <johninja> yes i'm black
34:00 <johninja> i like how ytou know nothing about me
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> inadvert we do
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> we cant help that
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> it may be something sporadic or something tuned.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ
35:00 <doctor> broked man
35:00 <Picard> you look part abo in the pics ive seen
35:00 <johninja> you look mostly retard and micropenised
35:00 <johninja> so yeh
35:00 <Bastardly_One> are you drinking already Pandas?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> about to
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
35:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that must of been fun for you faux
36:00 <johninja> i'll go with looking 'black'
36:00 <Picard> so you are telling me you are not abo? just darked skinned?
36:00 <georgeandwell> a lot of racial hate is more cultural hate
36:00 <johninja> rather than being some moonfaced bald old guy
36:00 <georgeandwell> like islam 
36:00 <georgeandwell> or people who are perceived as lazy eg indians
36:00 <Bastardly_One> back to normal programing I guess
36:00 <fawks> mhm
36:00 <Bastardly_One> tomorrow he'll hate you again
36:00 <Bastardly_One> we know how it goes
37:00 <pupkins> ive watched every episode of bobs bergers 3 times
37:00 <couleurs> https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcq2spyOdZ1r2t2iro1_500.jpg
37:00 <Picard> awwww johninja you seem upset 
37:00 <georgeandwell> its all about balance and experiencing life and cultures
37:00 <johninja> so upset
37:00 <johninja> bobs burgers is OK
37:00 <Atari> i wank to kathy freeman
37:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> pupkins what other shows have you watched?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> or even before that even
38:00 <Picard> like i said its ok to be black, no one is judging you
38:00 <georgeandwell> no one is perfect
38:00 <pupkins> none yet
38:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> ah i c
38:00 <q{{> hot gf there couleurs 
38:00 <couleurs> thank u
38:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> i wanna be sedated
38:00 <johninja> have you seen Tim and Eric (Excellent show, great job)?
38:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> -----
38:00 <Bellatrix> And finally my washing is done! :DDDD
39:00 <johninja> oh
39:00 <johninja> awesome show great job
39:00 <johninja> so fried
39:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> i had a beer today
39:00 <johninja> grats
39:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> and a pain killer
39:00 <johninja> i remember when i had my first beer
39:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> cool
39:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> how old were you?
39:00 <johninja> 12 i think
39:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> ahh okay
39:00 <johninja> i was only jokingm i actually don't
40:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> o
40:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it9lFgpde48 
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!: Time Travel (Jan 12, 2012) 0:55 - Category: Entertainment - 54,289 views - 384 likes (97.5%), 10 dislikes (2.5%)
40:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> Black Devil do you fin it hard to be black?
40:00 <Picard> killed to many brains cells his memory is failing
40:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> Black Devil do you find it hard to be black?
40:00 <Picard> some black people are ok
40:00 <Picard> panda get a job
41:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> mmm
41:00 <Picard> most are cunts
41:00 <johninja> i like black people more than picard
41:00 <Atari> http://www.barenakedislam.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/julia-gillard-672825633.jpg
41:00 <johninja> lets say thta much
41:00 <Atari> what a cock smoker
41:00 <Picard> of course you do because you are a coon
41:00 <Picard> panda is bipolar or just a complete fuck head im still not sure
42:00 <johninja> more trustworthy, smell better, more social skills, more hair, not as angry or sad
42:00 <johninja> all things black people are better tat than you andy
42:00 <johninja> you fail soj
42:00 <Picard> english?
43:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> Dr phil isn't on so here i am
43:00 <Picard> you dont type so well when you get angry
43:00 <johninja> yes andy
43:00 <johninja> i'm so angry
43:00 <Picard> i would be angry if i was born black, i understand
43:00 <johninja> why are you so angry?
44:00 <pupkins> who is andry
44:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> i have such a bad attension span
44:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> audry?
44:00 <Picard> pupkins johninja has anger issues because he was born black
44:00 <pupkins> SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> ~~
44:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> ~ 
45:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> fuck
45:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1424390_10152327987304992_1923778100_n.jpg
46:00 <johninja> #SoBlack
46:00 <milk> the secret is you mix kiwi black with a little bit of kiwi brown
46:00 <pupkins> what a provocative pose
46:00 <johninja> ;)
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> bah this movie sucks now
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta go pay telstra n housemate isnt back :/
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> nikz
46:00 <Nikky`> Hey PandasDontDrive
47:00 <couleurs> your t shirt is broken
47:00 <johninja> its off the shoulder ok
47:00 <johninja> sheesh
47:00 <Ana_Ng> where is your bra strap
47:00 <simba> we fell out
48:00 <couleurs> you'd be cute if u had hair
48:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/993449_10152327959294992_1117807093_n.jpg 
48:00 <couleurs> ok pls stop
48:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <shadsam> hello
49:00 <johninja> moustache
49:00 <johninja> helo
49:00 <shadsam> lol
49:00 <shadsam> been crusing
49:00 <johninja> where?
49:00 <johninja> that beach?
49:00 <shadsam> la perouse
49:00 <johninja> ah ok
49:00 <shadsam> maroubra beach
49:00 <shadsam> coogee
49:00 <shadsam> syd
49:00 <pupkins> im part black. the part u cant c
49:00 <Picard> fake housemate
49:00 <Picard> the one who doesnt exist
50:00 <johninja> oh ok, i know those places
50:00 <johninja> newcastle?
50:00 <shadsam> k lol
50:00 <shadsam> syd
50:00 <johninja> newcastle
50:00 <johninja> k
50:00 <couleurs> wow pupkins that was super dirty
50:00 <shadsam> k
50:00 <Excessive> .o/
51:00 <shadsam> pupkins more more
51:00 <johninja> if there's a huge fuck up call todd
51:00 <johninja> my ex txt'd me "do you still hate me?" yesterday
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey nikz happy new year gurl
51:00 <Nikky`> You too PandasDontDrive :o)
51:00 <Picard> lol @ PandasDontDrive pretending he has friends
51:00 <fawks> lolll
52:00 <johninja> i wasn't sure what to say so i didn't reply
52:00 <pupkins> no it was completey innocuous ur the dirty 1 
52:00 <doctor> yer don't feed them
52:00 <johninja> ain't nobody got time fo that
52:00 <johninja> emotional drama~
52:00 <doctor> the the past stay burried and forgotten
52:00 <couleurs> my new years resolution is 4k lmao
52:00 <johninja> what does that even meen?
53:00 <shadssss> dunno
53:00 <pupkins> its nerd talk
53:00 <johninja> hipster nerd
53:00 <couleurs> im part nerd, the nerd u cant c
54:00 <pupkins>  i c u r a q t
54:00 <johninja> doesn't quite work L/
54:00 <couleurs> i c q
54:00 <pupkins> i r c
55:00 <johninja> ..- --- .-. ..- ..-
55:00 <couleurs> https://31.media.tumblr.com/6a74bc3185530f11e7e10dad47c4e8e4/tumblr_mgzxkc9c7k1qgfscco1_r1_500.jpg
55:00 <ghettowreath> 4k is a good resolutionas
55:00 <pupkins> .-- .... .- -
55:00 <ghettowreath> so reseosuealultion 
56:00 <johninja> you're so black, i bet you think this song is about you
56:00 <couleurs> it's raining
56:00 <johninja> lies
56:00 <couleurs> what a beautiefl daey
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha i was goin off at the automated shit with telstra
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> figured out u can say certain things
57:00 <pupkins> https://24.media.tumblr.com/62d96126a9aa32480a61540ad17d0795/tumblr_mypcerYI0q1r470rdo8_500.jpg
57:00 <johninja> :D
57:00 <johninja> so 2014
57:00 <johninja> wow
57:00 <johninja> why do people have randomly placed powe outlets?
58:00 <johninja> classy~
58:00 <Atari> merry new year
59:00 <couleurs> for 2 vacuum
59:00 <Atari> hahaha
59:00 <johninja> is your vacuum chord only 2metres 
59:00 <johninja> (lol)
59:00 <couleurs> F*ck Yo*
59:00 <johninja> [-o-]
59:00 <simba> Welcome home, Nikky`.
59:00 <Nikky`> Thank you simba, I feel at home here
00:00 <mattyd> heh . . . .
00:00 <mattyd> whos goin fishin this w/e
00:00 <Nikky`> stebie <3
01:00 <johninja> #FishingChat
01:00 <mattyd> #fuk_wits
01:00 <shadssss> fawks the dopey donger
01:00 <johninja> lol
01:00 <mattyd> rayz out doors com c wat we got
02:00 <johninja> i would go fishing but theres no water
02:00 <johninja> so yeh
02:00 <johninja> kinda tricky
02:00 <mattyd> dam
03:00 <couleurs> i'm tracking my package and it hasn't updated since last year
03:00 <mattyd> i went fishing boxing day xmas day and xmas eve , i think we got about 15 fish/day
03:00 <johninja> track this package 8===D
03:00 <mattyd> hopefully do the same fri/sat/sun
03:00 <johninja> nice mattyd
03:00 <johninja> do you throw them back?
03:00 <johninja> or eat
03:00 <mattyd> only the lil gay ones, kept the good sized flathead and pikes
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me telstra shit
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn bullshit
04:00 <johninja> or just leave them thrashing about on the shore until they die slowly and painfully?
04:00 <johninja> cool
04:00 <mattyd> lmao nah , on a boat anyway
04:00 <couleurs> pupkins what did u get 4 xmas
04:00 <mattyd> easy 2 ctach easy 2 release
04:00 <johninja> on a boat motherfucker
04:00 <Atari> i got to admit bands like "one direction" and "justin bieber" are kinda seedy, but their music and lyrics are cool
04:00 <mattyd> the lyrics r very cute
04:00 <johninja> sigh
04:00 <johninja> its a trap
05:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> hahaha check out 7 news
05:00 <Atari> hmm
05:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1530362_649735788398524_370524504_n.jpg 
05:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> WTF ist he chick wearing on the news desk
05:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> shes got a chain as a necklace
05:00 <johninja> what kind of shows do black people watch?
05:00 <johninja> i just found out i'm black
05:00 <mattyd> COPS
05:00 <johninja> nice
05:00 <johninja> already waatch that
05:00 <mattyd> oprah
05:00 <mattyd> judge judy
05:00 <Picard> did the disconnect your phone for non payment u dole bludging cunt
05:00 <Picard> they*
06:00 <johninja> going to have to start listening to more hip hop
06:00 <mattyd> yea
06:00 <johninja> i have kinda gone of it since i turned 16
06:00 <mattyd> what did you find out u were
06:00 <johninja> Picard told me
06:00 <pupkins> http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltg0l5Ma6f1qczbido1_500.gif
07:00 <\romeo> hi all
07:00 <\romeo> Rejoined channel #melbourne :)
07:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> hah the party in fitzroy is on the news
07:00 <couleurs> watcheing teh ball drop in jew york with teares in my eyeos
07:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> didnt know it went that far
08:00 <\romeo> ball
08:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1236571_603021413075070_613148078_n.jpg 
08:00 <pupkins> http://24.media.tumblr.com/e39c337dc15fa6a8cc852a9f9d62655e/tumblr_mwkjhzsNPX1s0wptmo1_500.jpg
08:00 <\romeo> drop
09:00 <couleurs> motherducking duck!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <\romeo> i need a better weed dealer
09:00 <pupkins> i tried watching the to-do list but didnt like it
09:00 <johninja> this greatest hits of the 90s album is shit
09:00 <couleurs> 2 dirty 4 u
10:00 <couleurs> i haven't watched i either
10:00 <couleurs> i haven't watched anything since bb ended
10:00 <pupkins> which sux because it has my 2 fav people bill hader and aubrey plaza
10:00 <johninja> it has fantasy on but not the mariah carey version
10:00 <johninja> wtf
10:00 <Atari> romeo, get good weed in SA
10:00 <couleurs> everything sucks
10:00 <\romeo> ahh cool
10:00 <doctor> i agree
10:00 <couleurs> thank u doctor 
10:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> woulda loved to be in london with their fireworks
10:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> apparently ya could taste it
10:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> they had fireworks ya can taste!
10:00 <johninja> taste this 8====D
11:00 <Atari> i got a ounce for 250 in SA, they grow it outdoors, no  hydro shit, all organic, and resin sticks to your fingers
11:00 <Atari> takes a while to dry but
11:00 <johninja> yeah and weighs about half as much when it drys
11:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <johninja> ripped
12:00 <johninja> you can get good shit in sa 
12:00 <johninja> i lived in adelaide for like 4 months
12:00 <Atari> you are an idiot johninja, but that is normal
12:00 <johninja> was half the price of qld gear
12:00 <johninja> how am i an idiot?
12:00 <johninja> you bought an ounce
12:00 <johninja> that was fucking wet
12:00 <johninja> and i'm the idiot 
12:00 <johninja> lol
12:00 <partay> Atari dont be a retard
12:00 <couleurs> You haven't listened to Haim for a while. Play now?
12:00 <GarySezSo> `seen johninja
12:00 <prowl> GarySezSo, I found 2 matches to your query: johninja1, johninja. johninja1 ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #cunts 18 hours 9 minutes ago (01.01. 21:03) stating "Quit: bbl...merry xmas (xox)" after spending 3 minutes there.
13:00 <fawks> haim and painapple
13:00 <pupkins> my spotify suggested suicide
13:00 <\romeo> feel like watching scooby do
13:00 <pupkins> ;_;
13:00 <Atari> 2 ounces you can get for 350
13:00 <doctor> Atari can get a bit angry because I believe he's sober
14:00 <couleurs> lmao
14:00 <johninja> probs a bit hungover too
14:00 <Atari> feel sick, overweight, and fucked feet, but whatever
14:00 <Atari> not angry but
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <doctor> fed up maybe
14:00 <partay> loo
14:00 <partay> l
14:00 <GarySezSo> `seen Cleo10
14:00 <prowl> GarySezSo, Cleo10 ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 22 hours 29 minutes ago (01.01. 16:44) stating "Quit: " after spending 4 minutes there.
15:00 <doctor> that's ok, mostly everyone here is fed up
15:00 <fawks> angry butt
15:00 <Atari> not depressed, i am happy
15:00 <fawks> I not sad
15:00 <Atari> i love life
15:00 <fawks> I happy
15:00 <johninja> i not sad
15:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <fawks> I so fried
16:00 <Excessive> iShit
16:00 <fawks> me 2
16:00 <British^Meat> lol gaz
16:00 <GarySezSo> `seen fauz
16:00 <British^Meat> hook in
16:00 <prowl> GarySezSo, I don't remember seeing fauz.
16:00 <British^Meat> wait, are you one?
16:00 <GarySezSo> :O
17:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM7RcgZ1pLE 
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dragon - Rain (1983) (Aug 7, 2007) 3:41 - Category: Music - 1,288,740 views - 3,535 likes (98.6%), 49 dislikes (1.4%)
17:00 <doctor> thats a good one
17:00 <johninja> might have some beers
17:00 <doctor> especially when it rains
17:00 <johninja> yeh man
17:00 <couleurs> iz juss a reflectioer
18:00 <Excessive> expensive holes to bury things
18:00 <johninja> i might turn my bathroom into a pool
18:00 <Excessive> u gonnah dive into the bath tub?
18:00 <couleurs> beebeoop beoepeop
19:00 <johninja> hmm
19:00 <Picard> leave the water out so you break your fucking neck
19:00 <johninja> wow so mad
19:00 <johninja> its 2014 dude
19:00 <partay> Pictard you sick fuck 
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One u there?
19:00 <TheRon> probably toking
20:00 <Picard> partgay you molest any teens last night?
20:00 <partay> might have
20:00 <doctor> sometimes the floor is good enough to lay face down on for a few hours
20:00 <Picard> sick fuck
20:00 <couleurs> iz juss a reflectioer
20:00 <partay> at least they were teens not pre-teens you sicko
20:00 <johninja> "how did you spend your new year andy?" "being angry on the internet, like most days :("
20:00 <partay> LOL
20:00 <partay> thats pictard
20:00 <pupkins> its like a birth but its in reverse never gets better never gets worse
20:00 <Picard> partgay its not ok to fuck a 13yo 
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> most likely xD
20:00 <TheRon> who's moving to colorado??
20:00 <TheRon> a cannabis shop
21:00 <partay> there you go again pictard
21:00 <partay> you pedo fuck 
21:00 <couleurs> omg.......
21:00 <couleurs> that a good song 2
21:00 <Picard> <partay> at least they were teens 
21:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> old enough to bleed old enough to breed
21:00 <Picard> you made the admission you sick cunt
21:00 <Loof> Ew pedcard
21:00 <Loof> Pictard
22:00 <partay> pictard.. you 45 yr old sick fuck 
22:00 <Picard> i am?
22:00 <Picard> fuck when did that happen?
22:00 <\romeo> >>groovy tunes<<
22:00 <Shadowgate> theROn is a drug guy
22:00 <Shadowgate> call the police
22:00 <Shadowgate> fucking catch him
22:00 <TheRon> am not, i'm anti drug
23:00 <\romeo> ,,
23:00 <pupkins> i havent listened to the st vincent song
23:00 <\romeo> -_-
23:00 <\romeo> 09090909090909099
23:00 <couleurs> o wat an ordinery day, take out teh garbege... masterbate --- ac xoxo
23:00 <Shadowgate> stop traficking cannabis the ron
23:00 <TheRon> alright
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One get back here!!
24:00 <partay> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxxstCcJlsc
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zedd - Clarity (Official Video) ft. Foxes (Jan 11, 2013) 4:36 - Category: Music - 50,697,550 views - 363,176 likes (97.7%), 8,406 dislikes (2.3%)
24:00 <\romeo> horns? i wonder
24:00 <TheRon> anyone here moving to denver??
24:00 <Bellatrix> MistressOfMayhem :D
25:00 <\romeo> hi Loof
25:00 <couleurs> annie owns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <Loof> hey \romeo :)
25:00 <\romeo> :)
25:00 <\romeo> happy new year mate
25:00 <Loof> same to u bro :)
25:00 <\romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
25:00 <British^Meat> MOM
25:00 <British^Meat> huehue
25:00 <TheRon> when was the last time a woman told bastardly_one to "get back here!"
26:00 <\romeo> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
26:00 <\romeo> did you have a good night last night?
26:00 <\romeo> i watched heaps of dvds
26:00 <\romeo> and some tv
26:00 <couleurs> diss my jam
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love you baby, no you dont
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
27:00 <pupkins> strawbery jam
27:00 <TheRon> the fifith test starts tomorrow, yay!
28:00 <\romeo> NP: America - A horse with no name.mp3 
28:00 <couleurs> mammal collectove
28:00 <\romeo> 88888888888888888888888888888888888888888
28:00 <couleurs> 6666666666666666666
28:00 <johninja> why so hot 
28:00 <\romeo> 2222222222222221111111111111111111
28:00 <\romeo> why? oh why?
28:00 <\romeo> heat
28:00 <\romeo> cause it's summer
29:00 <Ana_Ng> speak for yourself
29:00 <johninja> summer~
29:00 <johninja> hi TheRon
29:00 <TheRon> ladies! one more drink and i'll be anyones
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bellatrix! :)
30:00 <TheRon> damn right
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <johninja> pest
30:00 <TheRon> everybody have a good new years?
31:00 <TheRon> one angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces
31:00 <couleurs> bin bolds bive
31:00 <TheRon> i'm playiing desk piano
31:00 <Loof> TheRon must be shattered his cricket/football bumbuddy is banned
31:00 <TheRon> it's on friday
31:00 <Ana_Ng> i am writing in ben folds for president
31:00 <johninja> i need a shaev
31:00 <Loof> no more eating chokitos out of each other's asses
31:00 <TheRon> anybody get a new years root?
32:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
32:00 <\romeo> everything feels lysergic to me now
32:00 <TheRon> been drinking since 10 am
32:00 <\romeo> Shadowgate  hows it hanging?
32:00 <TheRon> it's 12 somewhere in the world
32:00 <Shadowgate> good romeo lol
32:00 <Shadowgate> you
32:00 <\romeo> cool yep great
32:00 <Loof> what time did you sleep last night \romeo ?
32:00 <\romeo> bout 2 am
32:00 <johninja> \romeo and Shadowgate are good mates
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yes & no TheRon
32:00 <Simwolf> yes & yes
32:00 <TheRon> good new years but no root?
32:00 <Simwolf> ¬¬
33:00 <Loof> cool i went to sleep 9pm, missed new years
33:00 <\romeo> ahh
33:00 <\romeo> okay
33:00 <Loof> was too high
33:00 <TheRon> you missed the loud pops?
33:00 <johninja> its 12 in new zealand TheRon
33:00 <johninja> they are 2 hours in front
33:00 <Loof> got a pizza in the oven :)
33:00 <couleurs> pops goes the wheesle
33:00 <TheRon> that's my thoughts
33:00 <TheRon> simwolf she a fair piece or just some slapper??
34:00 <johninja> so its ok but you are from new zealand for 2 hours
34:00 <johninja> not sure its worth the risk
34:00 <TheRon> no but i  can be
34:00 <Loof> people who play bowls don't take risks
34:00 <Stabbing-_-Motion> o really
34:00 <partay> Loof you fat fuck 
34:00 <TheRon> we drink more than most
34:00 <georgeandwell> hi
34:00 <TheRon> hello
34:00 <couleurs> https://24.media.tumblr.com/1a974e1ec1b4034a5010a512d5d060ba/tumblr_myqnj50EMv1rz31j5o2_r1_250.gif
35:00 <partay> hope thats a vegetarian pizza
35:00 <Loof> except risking their image
35:00 <johninja> 'for sale' 82 Corolla, only been driven to work and bowls contact TheRon
35:00 <TheRon> couleurs you didnt?
35:00 <couleurs> i did
35:00 <TheRon> damn
36:00 <TheRon> the left indicator is still on
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <Picard> johninja
36:00 <johninja> at least you can be sure one works
36:00 <TheRon> cheezels??
36:00 <couleurs> yep
36:00 <TheRon> damn
36:00 <couleurs> i did
36:00 <TheRon> i like burger rings better
36:00 <couleurs> me 2
37:00 <couleurs> beebeoop beoepeop
37:00 <Picard> ive got about 3 months work in qld what are some decent suburbs?
37:00 <Picard> Blackall anygood?
37:00 <johninja> yes
37:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> hahah the news ... 2014 financial advice 
37:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> RETURN FAULTY APPLE PRODUCTS
37:00 <Picard> looks shitty on real estate websites
37:00 <TheRon> i don't like chicken twisties
38:00 <johninja> you aren't allowed in qld 
38:00 <Picard> says who
38:00 <johninja> you aren't allowed to leave the state remember
38:00 <Picard> Violet Street looks bogan
38:00 <couleurs> me 2
39:00 <johninja> are you trying to troll?
39:00 <johninja> oh ok
39:00 <johninja> i'm sure someone has your address in mildura too andy
39:00 <Atari> it's been 30 years now since i left high school
39:00 <johninja> i'm just not thta sad
39:00 <johninja> Picard never left high school mentally
39:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> who cares if people have peoples addresses
39:00 <TheRon> i reckon pandasdontdrive annexed the tiny island of crete over new years
40:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> theres a fuckload listed in the whitepages
40:00 <couleurs> update: it's stopped raining
40:00 <johninja> why does it alwaeys rain on me
40:00 <couleurs> diss my jam
40:00 <Picard> ffs idiot im serious
40:00 <Picard> looking for a 3 month rental
40:00 <Picard> greeks would love him, they could fuck his arse all night
40:00 <British^Meat> more gifs i say couleurs, more!
40:00 <TheRon> i want the next gif to have norgs
41:00 <johninja> whatever andy
41:00 <johninja> you can't stay with me
41:00 <Picard> how far from brisbane cityt centre is blackall
41:00 <johninja> lol brisbane city centre
41:00 <johninja> is there a shortage of angry old internet pedos in briossie?
41:00 <partay> Picard about 4 hours 
41:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/ZvkL3ML.gif
42:00 <partay> lol johninja
42:00 <Picard> wb Bellatrix
42:00 <Bellatrix> Thanks
43:00 <Loof> isn't there a four year old boy you should be molesting pedcard?
43:00 <Picard> i know its more then 4hours
43:00 <Picard> just how long will the drive take me
43:00 <johninja> lol andy reckons he's going to come over
43:00 <johninja> that would be funny
44:00 <Picard> come over where?
44:00 <Picard> wtf are u on about?
44:00 <couleurs> pupkins what did u get 4 xmas
44:00 <pupkins> https://24.media.tumblr.com/44190ed343c31cc2f756e9daa991a54e/tumblr_mynr7gyCZl1t6ncypo1_500.jpg
44:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/FvfD8mp.gif
45:00 <Picard> ive got a oh&s officer job in a mine for 3 months, not sure if i will live in brisbane and drive out or live in blackall 
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <couleurs> cool powerbook pro carrie breadshore
45:00 <johninja> are they aware of your convictions?
46:00 <johninja> i guess you won't be near any kids
46:00 <Picard> what convictions?
46:00 <Simwolf> TheRon... she's my wife
47:00 <Picard> you talk shit johninja
47:00 <couleurs> i thought Loof and Picard where the same person until now
47:00 <TheRon> being with the big ronbowski is a lot like a ride at disneyland
47:00 <TheRon> a good time had by all?
48:00 <TheRon> it goes up and down, the only difference is that this ride lasts all night long
48:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <Shadowgate> lol
48:00 <johninja> good luck with that
48:00 <Picard> 46576262
48:00 <Picard> 1233545y7u53211
48:00 <couleurs> idgi
48:00 <pupkins> is that ur icq number
48:00 <Picard> 097456213
49:00 <Picard> yes
49:00 <Picard> add me
49:00 <Picard> 46576262
49:00 <pupkins> uh oh
49:00 <Picard> im not shy
49:00 <johninja> lol andy is trying to give out my number
49:00 <johninja> did awolf give you that?
49:00 <Picard> wtf drugs are u on?
49:00 <johninja> yeah he's not very clever
49:00 <Picard> thats not a phone number
50:00 <Picard> i dont even talk to awolf
50:00 <johninja> you are in his room idiot
50:00 <Picard> he is a bigger cock head then u
50:00 <johninja> lol
50:00 <pupkins> i wonder if couleurs french kissed his france gf last night
50:00 <Picard> ive been talking to dave in there
50:00 <Skirmish> "france gf" lol 
50:00 <johninja> isn't your PM working?
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One you motherfucker.
50:00 <doctor> anyone want to buy my worthless insurance policies?
51:00 <johninja> thats probably a good thing
51:00 <Picard> no
51:00 <TheRon> tony abbot isnt working for me
51:00 <couleurs> maeby
51:00 <pupkins> wow
51:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/jFfofVm.jpg
51:00 <couleurs> doge on a plane lol
51:00 <pupkins> seen it
51:00 <couleurs> F*ck Yo*
51:00 <pupkins> doge died in 2013
51:00 <TheRon> yes!
51:00 <doctor> $60 a month will cover peace of mind but that's about it
51:00 <TheRon> youi?
52:00 <TheRon> qantas, tiger airways, whats the difference really?
52:00 <johninja> that's so 2013 couleurs
52:00 <johninja> sheesh
52:00 <johninja> get with the tiems
52:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/arqC4dn
52:00 <couleurs> i don't like it
52:00 <pupkins> my vlc player is still wearing a santa hat
52:00 <doctor> It's all about YOU
52:00 <doctor> We just take your money, it has nothing to do with us
52:00 <TheRon> BUCKS!
52:00 <Bellatrix> Speaking of insurance ... mine is due in a few weeks and I havent received the bill yet
52:00 <doctor> but as a result, you can rest easy at night untill something happens
53:00 <TheRon> she said i'm moving to boston, said i'll start a new life
53:00 <pupkins> is it broken
53:00 <couleurs> mine isn't anymore
53:00 <couleurs> have you tried turning it off and on again --- IT crwoed
53:00 <pupkins> oh..........it just went away :(
54:00 <couleurs> maybe it's still drunk cos xmas is so over!!!!!!
54:00 <TheRon> i hjust had a quick shower
54:00 <TheRon> i smell nice
54:00 <couleurs> pics
54:00 <TheRon> pics wouldn't do it justice
55:00 <pupkins> http://www.lifeboxset.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/31.jpg
55:00 <TheRon> i just spent an hour listening to john lennon in the car
56:00 <johninja> "where's ron?" "sitting in the car liustening to john lennon" "strange guy" "yup"
56:00 <TheRon> am not
56:00 <TheRon> a working class hero is something to be
57:00 <couleurs> Kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <TheRon> so this is xmas, and what have you done, another year over, a new one just begun
57:00 <pupkins> i made my family disapear completely - kevin yorke
57:00 <couleurs> lmao
57:00 <couleurs> joke of the year
57:00 <couleurs> (so far)
57:00 <pupkins> thx i made it
57:00 <TheRon> so happy xmas, i hope you had fun
58:00 <couleurs> let me think of 1
58:00 <TheRon> nikky` the rains are 'ere
58:00 <Nikky`> It sure is TheRon
58:00 <pupkins> LET ME HAVE THIS 1
58:00 <pupkins> u get all the lols
59:00 <TheRon> all we are saying!
59:00 <TheRon> is give peace a chance!
59:00 <johninja> just ate a shitload of pistachios~
59:00 <Nikky`> yummy
00:00 <TheRon> ballarat-geelong is about a 3 stubbie trip
01:00 <Nikky`> I shall be in Geelong on Sun
01:00 <TheRon> family?
01:00 <TheRon> that boy needs therapy!
02:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, spend few days with mum
02:00 <emuls> crazy in the coconut
02:00 <TheRon> that's nice
02:00 <Nikky`> I guess
02:00 <TheRon> had lunch with my bro in geelong
03:00 <Nikky`> I will head home Wed and she is like, you can spend more time.. She needs to relax I have lot of time off, I will go back
03:00 <TheRon> at the cats club
03:00 <couleurs> kevin police arrest these men they broke into my house
03:00 <pupkins> took u long enough
03:00 <Nikky`> Hiya Tuftoy
03:00 <Tuftoy> hello Nikky`
03:00 <couleurs> it's hard 2 think of lyrics with panda bear playing he's confusing
04:00 <TheRon> can you think of anything that talks other than a person
04:00 <fawks> birds
04:00 <fawks> cockatoos!
04:00 <British^Meat> robots
04:00 <British^Meat> computers
04:00 <British^Meat> radios
05:00 <TheRon> a record?
05:00 <couleurs> frontier psychoriatrist
05:00 <TheRon> wd
06:00 <couleurs> ty
06:00 <couleurs> <Skrotus> yw
06:00 <TheRon> harley and rose they just lost it for a while
06:00 <couleurs> kevin mcyorkester
07:00 <TheRon> kevin bloody wilson?
07:00 <omfgbbqhax>  Fuck yeah
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bike is running
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> W000t
07:00 <TheRon> santa clause you cunt, where's me fucking bike......
07:00 <Nikky`> woot
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Just need to finish the lik bits
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Kil
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lil
08:00 <fawks> Lol
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sorry hands covered in grease
08:00 <fawks> Kik
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fawks hows your cunt
08:00 <TheRon> not tuna taco i hope
08:00 <fawks> wow rude
08:00 <fawks> its
08:00 <fawks> fine ty
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Table bumo
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bump
09:00 <fawks> yes I know
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Anyway
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Gittah drain oil
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Brb
09:00 <British^Meat> just wow
09:00 <fawks> ok
10:00 <TheRon> paradise by the dashboard light
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> If only you had me as a friend on fb
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Only 2 people do
10:00 <couleurs> update: it's rain again
10:00 <TheRon> dragon or supertramp?
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sky high
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah
12:00 <couleurs> Oh Yeah?
12:00 <milk> Happy New Beer
13:00 <pupkins> happy new tears
13:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk30a0qsVIk
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sigue Sigue Sputnik - Love Missile F1-11 (uncensored) (Feb 26, 2006) 3:47 - Category: Music - 2,416,376 views - 5,961 likes (97.2%), 173 dislikes (2.8%)
13:00 <TheRon>  i gotta testify, come up i n the spot looking extra fly, before the day i die i gotta touch the sky
15:00 <TheRon> kim kardashian is definately not a hobbit
15:00 <couleurs> pupkins what did u get 4 xmas
16:00 <shadssss> fawks the dopey donger
16:00 <shadssss> lol
16:00 <British^Meat> hello, this is dog!
17:00 <fawks> please fuck off and die already
17:00 <fawks> I don't even know what you're saying
18:00 <milk> didnt that movie open on boxing day?
19:00 <pupkins> mirc vip membership
20:00 <couleurs> cool
21:00 <pupkins> #me#selfies#nye#new year's eve#blue hair#purple hair#alternative hair#nerds 
23:00 <couleurs> good twitter
23:00 <milk> get a job
24:00 <pupkins> #lips#brittany murphy#red#cry#movie#rip
25:00 <couleurs> not that good
26:00 <TheRon> so baby don't save me
27:00 <British^Meat> excuse me...
27:00 <British^Meat> doesnt anyone know if youtube list all the songs you are allowed to use on youir vids?
30:00 <British^Meat> gosh what a terrible sentance, im so embaressed
32:00 <TheRon> braised chicken thighs anyone?
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Grrr
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> Dont ever listen to your dad
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh n it doesnt need gasket grease
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> It fucking leaking now
35:00 <mattyd> why
35:00 <crash> irc home at last
35:00 <crash> hey all
35:00 <TheRon> hello
36:00 <mattyd> me dad knows everyfin
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> 24 hours til bike is ready
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> My dad is drunk
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bike is leaking oik out of the gasket
36:00 <stebie> still?
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oil
36:00 <stebie> still drunk i mean
36:00 <mattyd> well replace the gasket or torque it up
36:00 <mattyd> (evenly)
36:00 <crash> hey TheRon, how goes it?
36:00 <TheRon> alright
36:00 <crash> got much bowling in on the holidays thus far ?
36:00 <TheRon> just set up tea
36:00 <TheRon> played on tues
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nah igot gasket grease here
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bout to oulk it apart and put it o
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> In
37:00 <mattyd> sounds like a real hack
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oilyhands
38:00 <couleurs> what's for drinner
39:00 <crash> ive just been sleeping n fishing mainly
39:00 <crash> done a massive cleanup around home today
39:00 <TheRon> where's the fishing?
41:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> ya will want to replace the whole gasket and get some proper sealant on both sides when ya do , dont put it on alone:)
42:00 <couleurs> http://25.media.tumblr.com/8124dc5340630644a6cc0f434100e5e5/tumblr_mxg5maod3H1rvm3nho1_500.gif
42:00 <couleurs> me & my doge.com
42:00 <crash> been freshwater fishing for trout around mt baw baw
42:00 <TheRon> nice
42:00 <crash> few crays but the ones i have got are to small or carrying eggs
43:00 <johninja> i love my doge as much as i love you
43:00 <Serenity> Johnnnn
43:00 <johninja> sezzzz :D
43:00 <johninja> heyo
43:00 <johninja> how was your NYE?
43:00 <Serenity> Hola
43:00 <TheRon> flyfishing?
43:00 <crash> yeah
43:00 <crash> tis the fly season :P
43:00 <TheRon> looks hard
44:00 <Serenity> Very messy haha
44:00 <Serenity> Yours?
44:00 <couleurs> thank u abo john
44:00 <johninja> lol pretty chill
44:00 <johninja> just stayed at home and got baked
44:00 <crash> ive been going with a sri lankan workmate - flys love him 
44:00 <crash> give him shit about being black
44:00 <crash> TheRon: nah not hard - just boring at times 
44:00 <simba> Cum. :P
44:00 <TheRon> jokes about shit?
45:00 <Serenity> Its nearly 3pm and im still sobering up
45:00 <Serenity> .
45:00 <johninja> lol nice
45:00 <TheRon> simba you didnt?
45:00 <TheRon> oh cum oh ye faithfull
46:00 <pupkins> im having 1 now
46:00 <johninja> what are yu having/?
46:00 <makeingacoffeeor2or3> yibidiyabida
46:00 <pupkins> a coffee
46:00 <johninja> i saw some of the pics Serenity, looked like a fun night
46:00 <johninja> i just had a cider
47:00 <johninja> was delicious
47:00 <Serenity> Yeah was alright
48:00 <Serenity> Might go nap see yas
49:00 <johninja> ciao
49:00 <TheRon> and nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all//////
50:00 <johninja> i'm thinking about making a toastie
50:00 <johninja> #SoMuch
50:00 <johninja> Ham
50:00 <johninja> fried
50:00 <johninja> Haiku~
51:00 <stompin> eat a dick
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
53:00 <TheRon> cricket on tonight?
54:00 <crash> TheRon: not sure
54:00 <crash> hey Bellatrix 
54:00 <TheRon> 5th test tomorrow
54:00 <crash> what ground ?
54:00 <TheRon> scg
55:00 <stompin> going off like 2 day old cum in the snu
55:00 <Mayhem> lul
55:00 <crash> ahh nice, might be an ok pitch then
55:00 <TheRon> richie benaud to make an appearance?
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> Like a used condom on bondi
56:00 <crash> not sure
56:00 <TheRon> hope so
57:00 <British^Meat> cum sock
57:00 <crash> yeah same TheRon 
57:00 <TheRon> i want beefy botham to make an appearance
57:00 <crash> whitewash
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmm
57:00 <TheRon> see the one dayer in nz??
58:00 <TheRon> 251 off 21 overs
58:00 <crash> on now ?
58:00 <TheRon> a couple of days agap
58:00 <crash> what did they get off 40 overs then ?
59:00 <TheRon> it was a 21 over game
59:00 <Bellatrix> Hi crash
59:00 <TheRon> it rained
59:00 <crash> ahh i figured
59:00 <crash> was going to look it up but got lazy
59:00 <crash> only watched the 4th test match
59:00 <crash> from beginning to end anyway
02:00 <TheRon> the aussie one?
02:00 <crash> yeah the ashes :P
02:00 <crash> the 4th test match that started on boxing day - watched atleast 75% of it anyway
02:00 <TheRon> watching pakistan vs sri lanka?
03:00 <crash> nah doesn't interest me - pakistan is favorite as far as i know
03:00 <TheRon> sri lankans are just medium pacers, bowling accurately enough, no penetrations
03:00 <crash> yeah but big hitters in one dayers
03:00 <crash> is it a test match ?
04:00 <TheRon> if only they wanted to win test matches
04:00 <crash> can't really have agressive batsman in test matches
04:00 <crash> like some of sri lankas and pakistans batsman
04:00 <TheRon> warner and bailey?
04:00 <crash> and some of ours
05:00 <crash> warner for sure
05:00 <TheRon> bailey is getting dropped for doolan apparently
07:00 <crash> didn't really think much of bailey
07:00 <TheRon> his explosion in perth didnt impress you
08:00 <crash> as in haven't really seen much of him - including the perth match
08:00 <TheRon> he can whack it to all corners
09:00 <TheRon> i hope the english bring some new players
10:00 <TheRon> i'd almost drop peiterson
12:00 <coolguy> Oh Yeah?
12:00 <crash> he seems to cause trouble TheRon lol
13:00 <TheRon> needs to pull his head in
14:00 <Picard> paint me a picture bitch
14:00 <TheRon> kim is a hobbit
14:00 <Picard> TheRon likes penis
15:00 <TheRon> i'm alergic to cats
15:00 <Picard> muppet
15:00 <TheRon> animal is good muppet
15:00 <faux> i found a video of picard
15:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151782343936767&set=vb.292636271766&type=2&theater
16:00 <Picard> lol idiot
16:00 <TheRon> the swedish chef is my favourite muppet
16:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive when are u moving to colorado?
17:00 <coolguy> !pisces
17:00 <TheRon> letting the days go by, let the water hold me down..........
18:00 <hotguy> atoms 4 !pieces
18:00 <coolguy> a wise guy eh?
18:00 <TheRon> same as it ever was
19:00 <coolguy> berger who...
19:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm
19:00 <British^Meat> mmrh
19:00 <Bellatrix> So over tired
19:00 <TheRon> was tired last night, i was awake at 4am this morning
20:00 <British^Meat> whence one ist tired one must sleep
20:00 <British^Meat> huehue
20:00 <TheRon> anybody dream of killing jews last night?
21:00 <reckoner> https://31.media.tumblr.com/1485099bd145148bc2584ce258d628fb/tumblr_myp4uyv0bc1r05jkho1_1280.jpg
21:00 <Bellatrix> Its too early to sleep... I didnt get to sleep until 1am and then woke up at 3pm... didnt get back to sleep til 5am and was woken up again at 8am.
22:00 <reckoner> seductivepose.jpg
22:00 <fawks> 1am to 3pm is ages
22:00 <fawks> that's like 13 hours?!
22:00 <TheRon> you don't wanna oversleep do you
22:00 <fawks> lol
22:00 <fawks> 14 
22:00 <fawks> idk
23:00 <Bellatrix> ooops.. i meant 3AM
23:00 <fawks> ohhh
23:00 <fawks> lately I been getting into bed at like midnight an watching 5 hours of vampire diaries 
23:00 <fawks> worst show ever 
23:00 <fawks> but I'm addicted 
23:00 <fawks> lol
23:00 <Bellatrix> hahaha
23:00 <Bellatrix> oh I think I can beat you on that one
23:00 <TheRon> i like femme fatales
23:00 <Bellatrix> I have been spending my days watching Dawson's Creek :P
23:00 <TheRon> soft porn but i like it
24:00 <reckoner> <<There's an empty space inside my heart Where the wings take root So now I'll set you free I'll set you free There's an empty space inside my heart And it won't take root Tonight I'll set you free I'll set you free>> :D
24:00 <fawks> hey Dawson's creek ruled back in the day 
24:00 <fawks> I haven't watched it in a long time though 
24:00 <fifafifafifa> u med?
24:00 <fawks> I not med I sed
25:00 <berger>  :D!! 
25:00 <reckoner> I like your music taste !!
25:00 <fifafifafifa> sudafed
26:00 <reckoner> i miss anna........
26:00 <fawks> bah have to put a load of washing in
26:00 <fawks> so lazy 
26:00 <Bellatrix> fawks, I did all mine today.
27:00 <stebie> sames
27:00 <fawks> lucky
27:00 <fawks> I did a load earlier an got lazy
27:00 <fawks> gonna do a second load now
27:00 <fawks> my dinner is ready
27:00 <fifafifafifa> pics of underwares
27:00 <stebie> yum, what's for dinner?
28:00 <fawks> lasgne
28:00 <fawks> +a
29:00 <reckoner> tehhh waters clear.... and innocenht
34:00 <reckoner> siparater
34:00 <PandasOot> Can you get me the goat with the fuck-me horns?
35:00 <reckoner> diss my jam
35:00 <reckoner> beebeoop beoepeop
36:00 <Atari> zzzz
36:00 <Atari> wtf is this ? idle world ?
37:00 <reckoner> When the guitar comes in, it tears my soul apart
37:00 <reckoner> A spiritual journey through the semantics of creative catharsis.
37:00 <Atari> :)
37:00 <Picard> no Atari we were all chatting till u joined
37:00 <Atari> rofl
37:00 <Atari> sure...
38:00 <Atari> i spose i am kinda like trevor in gta v, i stun people on entrance eh ? :)
39:00 <reckoner> Mesmerizing and Chill.
40:00 <Picard> no, we just think you are a twat and dont want to talk to you
41:00 <PandasOot> woa headspin
41:00 <PandasOot> love u skirmish's ghost
42:00 <omfgbbqhax>  Hey j
42:00 <fawks> woo
42:00 <fawks> load is in
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am kinda drunk
43:00 <berger> i found a flopy disk in a box of random old crap
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha nice 
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> Jon?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye we got wild messed up last nite
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i remember having spaghetti then i woke up
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> saw the dictator before bro n harold n kumar 3
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> Work tomorrow
45:00 <stompin> ?
45:00 <Bellatrix> Hey Pieter
45:00 <Pieter> how are ya babe?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> bjork tomorrow
46:00 <Bellatrix> Okay... you?
46:00 <Pieter> yeh feelin better
46:00 <Pieter> dont feel like death now hehe
47:00 <Bellatrix> nope
49:00 <messenger37`O> povo fellows
49:00 <BlackDevil> josh?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb
50:00 <messenger37`O> PandasDontDrive did u ever see a midget girl name emily from newsroom
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> nup
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> all i know about midgets is u can carry them like a bowling ball
51:00 <Picard> pity
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bella
52:00 <Bellatrix> omfgbbqhax
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> I think I am in love
53:00 <reckoner> any loveletters.exe
53:00 <stompin> board
53:00 <Bellatrix> Whom may you be in love with omfgbbqhax?
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Beer
54:00 <berger> space quest V disk 2
54:00 <Bellatrix> Oh.... 
55:00 <reckoner> myth busted
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> But I think I like someone
56:00 <reckoner> https://twitter.com/J2thecarpenter/status/418289359520280576
56:00 <reckoner> thank u jenifer
57:00 <stompin> ur mumma?
58:00 <Shadowgate> messenger37 is funny lol
58:00 <Picard> whats his name?
59:00 <messenger37`O> Ana_Ng: how much they pay an hour in alaska?
59:00 <Ana_Ng> 10 i think
00:00 <Atari> i'll give you 11, but you have to work overtime
00:00 <Atari> ovetime is 9
00:00 <Bellatrix> That's more like it.
01:00 <Atari> :P
01:00 <Atari> who the fuck invented days, months, years, events, religions needs to be incarnated and torured
01:00 <messenger37`O> there is no job is straya
01:00 <Atari> tortured
01:00 <stompin> lol
01:00 <Pieter> woot got rush to watch tonight :)
01:00 <Pieter> RACING BELLATRIX RACINGGGGGGGGGG
01:00 <Pieter> zoooooooom
01:00 <Pieter> zoom zoooooooooooom
02:00 <reckoner> coffee....................................................
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmm 
02:00 <Pieter> ARGGCC
02:00 <Picard> where can i watch revolution episodes online?
03:00 <Ana_Ng> you can easily work here in our summer
03:00 <Atari> i would rather work in a shit farm
03:00 <Atari> 10 a hour is for slaves
03:00 <messenger37`O> what city r u in Ana_Ng?
03:00 <Pieter> and when can you follow their example Picard?
03:00 <stompin> nerdygirl get ya bewbies out
03:00 <Picard> Pieter what?
04:00 <Ana_Ng> than work with a bunch of co-eds looking to explore their sexuality
04:00 <Ana_Ng> anchorage
04:00 <messenger37`O> ur an eskimo
04:00 <messenger37`O> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anchorage,_Alaska
05:00 <messenger37`O> highest temp recorded is 30 degree
05:00 <Pieter> you'll comprehend once you start watching it
05:00 <Pieter> anyway gotta go get dinner
05:00 <Pieter> bbl
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
06:00 <Atari> fahrenheit ?
06:00 <messenger37`O> A moose in a yard
06:00 <Ana_Ng> c
06:00 <Atari> that is quite warm for alaska
06:00 <Ana_Ng> moose in yard is p normal
06:00 <messenger37`O> i met one chap from your town when he was backpacking back in 2006
06:00 <Picard> ive been watching it moron, just want to watch more of it
06:00 <Picard> i like it
06:00 <milk> is it 0on imdb?
07:00 <reckoner> http://store.apple.com/au/buy-mac/mac-pro might get 1 of those they look cool 8)
07:00 <messenger37`O> Ana_Ng you'll die of a heart attack in straya it gets 50 degrees in summer
07:00 <Ana_Ng> the nice thing about alaskans is many are not like americans
07:00 <Bellatrix> is it wrong that I want to kill this kid right now
07:00 <Bellatrix> urgh
07:00 <Picard> you have a kid?
07:00 <Bellatrix> I live with my nephew and sister
07:00 <milk> are you feeling uncomfortable?
07:00 <Picard> how old is it?
07:00 <Bellatrix> 4
07:00 <Picard> oh ok
07:00 <Bellatrix> he is in the middle of a tantrum because he cant watch the movie he wants
08:00 <messenger37`O> u guys are next to canada right
08:00 <Ana_Ng> well i am from california originally, so i can re-acclimate
08:00 <messenger37`O> good choice to settle
08:00 <milk> yes it's aboot a moose
08:00 <messenger37`O> Ana_Ng did u see secret life of walter mitty
08:00 <Picard> let me contact chunky and romper i might be able to organise a sale for you
08:00 <Picard> i think they would pay $500 for a 4yo.
09:00 <Ana_Ng> but yeah, summer in anchorage is pretty much like spring
09:00 <Ana_Ng> i saw the original
09:00 <Ana_Ng> but no i haven't
09:00 <milk> the original writing is only a short story
09:00 <Ana_Ng> only?
09:00 <Picard> pm me for details 
10:00 <Ana_Ng> what does that mean, only
10:00 <milk> not very long
10:00 <Ana_Ng> most movie scripts are shorter than short stories
10:00 <messenger37`O> i'll think of it from uk, do they give parmanent residence to foreigner Ana_Ng
10:00 <Ana_Ng> i think so
10:00 <Ana_Ng> as long as you have a job
10:00 <Bellatrix> Ah tantrum over
11:00 <messenger37`O> cool then plus u'll be there
11:00 <Ana_Ng> that is pretty cool
11:00 <reckoner> u there burger
11:00 <messenger37`O> oz got a long queue of billions of asian from back log
12:00 <messenger37`O> i wanna see all the mountains from alaska to victoria
12:00 <Ana_Ng> they kinda look the same after a while
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> boobs
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> annies boobs
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Beer
12:00 <Bellatrix> So whose the girl omfgbbqhax?
12:00 <milk> Happy New Beer
13:00 <reckoner> no
13:00 <messenger37`O> were you there when laird hamilton visited anchorage?
13:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Me
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am the girl
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Why does it matter
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> I just love mr more
14:00 <Ana_Ng> he probably didn't stay very long
14:00 <messenger37`O> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oLM44yUHkI
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Anchorage, Alaska (Jul 13, 2012) 5:30 - Category: Travel and Events - 49,436 views - 165 likes (94.8%), 9 dislikes (5.2%)
14:00 <Ana_Ng> did he go to hitchenbrook
14:00 <Ana_Ng> yakutat
14:00 <Picard> do u want me to broker a deal bell?
14:00 <Bellatrix> A deal for what?
14:00 <Picard> selling the kid to rompe and chunky
14:00 <Bellatrix> oh no
14:00 <Bellatrix> he just came in and said sorry and gave me a great big hug
15:00 <messenger37`O> i'm studying tourism n marketing double major going to do an MBA next at UK
15:00 <Picard> dont be fooled
15:00 <Picard> kids are devious
16:00 <milk> haha, no one goes to uk for tourism
16:00 <Ana_Ng> cool
16:00 <messenger37`O> ohh beers are great in there
16:00 <Ana_Ng> i do a lot of work for the tourist bureau 
17:00 <reckoner> me 2
17:00 <messenger37`O> i'm in malaysia studying for curtin sarawak campus
18:00 <messenger37`O> the folks seem very friendly from alaska
18:00 <reckoner> that's cos u smell
18:00 <berger> consensual bird watching
18:00 <Bellatrix> I am aware that children are manipulative rather than devious
19:00 <messenger37`O> lot of sea foods too in alaska
19:00 <reckoner> you're obsessed with bob berger burger
19:00 <Ana_Ng> you have to know your salmons
20:00 <messenger37`O> Ana_Ng you can me my employer once i graduate
20:00 <messenger37`O> *bee
20:00 <messenger37`O> fck uk
20:00 <Ana_Ng> o
20:00 <Ana_Ng> no
21:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=577_1388541376
21:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Dubai New Year Celebration - 2014 - Burj Khalifa (Date: Jan-1-2014, 6 hours ago) - Views: 12006 - Played: 244
21:00 <stompin> bewbies
23:00 <messenger37`O> wood bison
24:00 <British^Meat> i like dubai
25:00 <Doodle> jewbai
25:00 <British^Meat> hah
25:00 <British^Meat> ive noticed a lorra ppl pronounce it like that
26:00 <Doodle> oh the iron-knee
26:00 <British^Meat> jewbai
26:00 <British^Meat> chewbai
26:00 <reckoner> http://i.imgur.com/mR73VKq.jpg
26:00 <British^Meat> crikey
27:00 <Doodle> huge pic is huge
27:00 <reckoner> i've sean bigger
28:00 <messenger37`O> is that Ana_Ng
28:00 <messenger37`O> http://www.chartercollege.edu/locations/anchorage-ak
29:00 <berger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydVUIfg8J38
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The National x Bob's Burgers - Sailors in Your Mouth (Nov 29, 2013) 2:33 - Category: Comedy - 5,387 views - 72 likes (97.3%), 2 dislikes (2.7%)
29:00 <johninja> what a strange [erson
29:00 <johninja> is that bveehh?
29:00 <johninja> is that bveehh?(i'm ty[ing on a potato)
29:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <johninja> ey Doodle
30:00 <Doodle> sup g
30:00 <johninja> fried
30:00 <johninja> hyou been at work?
30:00 <Doodle> yeah just got home a while a go
31:00 <Doodle> on standby now :/
31:00 <Doodle> *ago
31:00 <johninja> ugh
31:00 <Doodle> only til midnight
31:00 <johninja> have some cones~
31:00 <Doodle> then i have 4 days off
31:00 <johninja> lol
31:00 <Doodle> i am
31:00 <Doodle> i mean
31:00 <Doodle> i WILL
31:00 <johninja> nice, nice
31:00 <Doodle> ..
31:00 <reckoner> beautifuel song
31:00 <johninja> need coffee~
32:00 <Doodle> i just turned my heater on
32:00 <johninja> wow rly
32:00 <johninja> so hot here
32:00 <Nikky`> white with non, thanks johninja
32:00 <johninja> ooh Nikky` drinks coffee?
32:00 <Doodle> its 15 and raining here
32:00 <berger> awesome!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-gBoZ_4Cio
32:00 <Doodle> i've been freezing in ac all day
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The National covers Perfume Genius 'Learning' (Sep 16, 2013) 2:16 - Category: Music - 743 views - 21 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck
32:00 <Doodle> for warmth obv
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> bf4 servers still fucked, tell facebook.
32:00 <Doodle> re00www
33:00 <Nikky`> Yes, never trust ppl who don't drink coffee johninja
33:00 <reckoner> shaekiing and cryeing
33:00 <georgeandwell> hi ne girlz
33:00 <georgeandwell> hi
34:00 <johninja> i just got this new skykrim game
34:00 <johninja> they wanted me to kill dragons :(
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> oer cheers for reminding me to dl crimson watevs bout dragons
34:00 <johninja> not going to play anymore
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
35:00 <Doodle> lol poof
35:00 <Doodle> its just a couple of dragonssss
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> woohoo found server
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> who wants risotto
35:00 <reckoner> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVtkxrxilZo
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The National - Pink Rabbits (Live on 89.3 The Current) (Aug 14, 2013) 4:27 - Category: Music - 36,520 views - 427 likes (98.6%), 6 dislikes (1.4%)
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye FUCK DRAGONS
35:00 <messenger37`O> a massive bushfire on alaskas way
35:00 <reckoner> RT this if u cry errytime
35:00 <Doodle> oh yeah food
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> think they dinosaurs
35:00 <Doodle> bblz
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Can you get me the goat with the fuck-me horns?"
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I'll wear my raping shoes"
36:00 <georgeandwell> coulers u trying to be a lady now
36:00 <couleurs> no
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> bit worried bout my houseguest ay shes not picking up her fone lol
37:00 <berger> pink rabbit http://doyoulikelikeme.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/louise-bobs-burgers.jpeg
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope she didnt get gang banged in the tits without anyone filming :/
37:00 <simba> 4:1)
37:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana chat about dragons n fantasy
37:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP
37:00 <georgeandwell> i always thort u were a bloke
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> happy new years day simba
38:00 <simba> 420
38:00 <messenger37`O> 10 american dollar is like 15 aud
38:00 <simba> hny
38:00 <georgeandwell> the aud is going down
38:00 <messenger37`O> going to match with china
38:00 <Excessive> ye she's a gd bloke :P
38:00 <berger> 2 bloke chicks
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha i thought of u simba during harold n kumar 3 when the clock strikes 4:20
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> means no
39:00 <georgeandwell> i wonder where the aud will land near
39:00 <georgeandwell> im female too
39:00 <georgeandwell> i was just pretending to be a bloke
39:00 <Excessive> cause u liek it in the rear end?
40:00 <berger> le_sigh
40:00 <georgeandwell> maybe back to 0.75 usd
41:00 <reckoner> i want his glasses they're cool i like them but they cost $270 so a bit pricey
41:00 <reckoner> everything i want is expense
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> its new years day and with these new ops i now banethed beehhh!
41:00 <georgeandwell> lol
41:00 <georgeandwell> im actually a lesbian
42:00 <Ana_Ng> hello from 2013
43:00 <georgeandwell> hi
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ana_Ng hi baebs
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> from 1995
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup sup sup 
43:00 <georgeandwell> hi from 1975
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> im horny
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <emuls> ugh
43:00 <emuls> dont say that
43:00 <couleurs> http://24.media.tumblr.com/85558a85fca13160150b1ab83942b65b/tumblr_mu4fhfgjVS1qcuswko1_1280.jpg
43:00 <couleurs> ;)
43:00 <Picard> georgeandwell no are you not
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> emuls u back
44:00 <emuls> you'll make my horny go away
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> y not im a very attractive woman
44:00 <emuls> yo
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> happy new year emuls xD
45:00 <messenger37`O> is that college exist Ana_Ng
45:00 <berger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6pBBBFxycw
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Happy new year (Dec 31, 2013) 0:09 - Category: People and Blogs - 60 views - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
46:00 <reckoner> hehe thank u pepsi
46:00 <reckoner> talk 2 u l8er 2
46:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1526741_502678063181561_1731024851_n.jpg
48:00 <reckoner> hi Mew what you done today
48:00 <georgeandwell> picard
48:00 <georgeandwell> im going to sex a reassignment
48:00 <georgeandwell> then live life as a leso
49:00 <reckoner> me stayed at home
49:00 <Ana_Ng> which college
49:00 <Ana_Ng> if it's in anchorage, it
49:00 <Excessive> happy car pet munchin
49:00 <georgeandwell> thx
50:00 <Ana_Ng> it's not very good unless you're a nursing student
50:00 <messenger37`O> http://www.ezilon.com/maps/images/usa/alaska.gif
50:00 <Mew> hi reckoner is dat u
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> hows schmaker?
50:00 <messenger37`O> shoe maker
50:00 <reckoner> yes it's me colououououlouou under my other nickname
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like howthe story now is that he helped a fellow skiier up then did himself in
51:00 <Mew> couleoooooooo
51:00 <messenger37`O> funny location btw russia n canada where no men ever been
51:00 <reckoner> he's better, they removed a blood clot from his brein
51:00 <johninja> lol now beehhh is obsessed with alaska
51:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
52:00 <simba> Haha.
52:00 <reckoner> they should put him behind a wheel of a car and see if he wakes up
52:00 <messenger37`O> he might drive car backwards
52:00 <Picard> lol 
52:00 <Excessive> couleurs, y be like so?
53:00 <reckoner> stfu ahmed
53:00 <couleurs> idgaf
53:00 <georgeandwell> did u guys know the story of how jeri ryan is linked to obama
53:00 <georgeandwell> ?
53:00 <Picard> how?
54:00 <simba> stfu mirza ahmed !!!!!!!!
54:00 <messenger37`O> come at me bros
55:00 <simba> i wanza mirza u
55:00 <messenger37`O> i put offers on the table
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck off
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Kthx
55:00 <Picard> loose??
55:00 <Excessive> lawl
55:00 <Excessive> :D
55:00 <georgeandwell> do a youtube search
55:00 <georgeandwell> jery ryan obama
55:00 <georgeandwell> but of an interesting story
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> Źzzzźzzzź
56:00 <simba> 4:1)
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
56:00 <georgeandwell> nice artwork
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> ♡♡♡♡
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> ▪○●□■☆★♡♥º•◇◆¤《》¡¿
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ye j
57:00 <couleurs> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> What u want cunt
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i were queen id have a slave cunt that pours wusta n hp sauce into my mouth
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck that
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Grapes man
58:00 <partay> PandasDontDrive: You ate a queen 
58:00 <partay> Are 
58:00 <Cleo11> lol
58:00 <Picard> jeri is gorgeous
58:00 <Excessive> nice snatch couleurs
59:00 <messenger37`O> too many asian are chasing strayan dream
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk missed 3 eps of revolution
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif put it on nye cunts
59:00 <simba> Haha.
59:00 <georgeandwell> ive had poor sleep that last week
59:00 <georgeandwell> i gotta drive syd - melb on saturday
00:00 <georgeandwell> i was gonna go up to bris for nye...but i didnt wana go king hit a guy
00:00 <Excessive> that's an all day/nite drive
00:00 <georgeandwell> from bris
00:00 <georgeandwell> nah do it in 3 days
00:00 <partay> georgeandwell: You sit on a baby seat ? 
00:00 <georgeandwell> 2-3 days
00:00 <partay> lol at king hit 
00:00 <georgeandwell> depending on how many stops and if i sleep well in my car
01:00 <Cleo11> http://www.askchefdennis.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Bee-Sting-Cake-WM-086.jpg
01:00 <partay> Why would u sleep in your car u idiot 
01:00 <partay> Heard of motels 
02:00 <couleurs> georgeandwell is asian so he will be doing 40km/h all the way roflmao
02:00 <partay> lol 
02:00 <Picard> dont tell oartgay he will stalk you and rape u in your sleep
02:00 <partay> In the right lane 
02:00 <partay> Oh pictard nice head u got 
03:00 <reckoner> cool roger is playing
03:00 <partay> This mobile client auto loads web pages. 
03:00 <Excessive> meh .......... I'mnah laze around on the couch for a while ......... bbl mabbe
04:00 <partay> Into the active window 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> gaylords
04:00 <georgeandwell> nah i spent nye jackin off
04:00 <partay> georgeandwell: You are absolutely hilarious. 
04:00 <georgeandwell> had to catch a plane next day
04:00 <georgeandwell> watched it on the tv
04:00 <berger> how come theres no r.i.p uncle phil in the topic
04:00 <georgeandwell> wot mean berger?
04:00 <partay> You and pictard should hang out. 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> 65 is young too
05:00 <messenger37`O> gaylords used to be an indian takeaway on lil burke st china town
05:00 <couleurs> cos we was black
05:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
05:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
05:00 <Zade> how was your new years Nikky`?
05:00 <Nikky`> It was quiet and asleep before 12.. yours?
05:00 <Zade> mine was random
05:00 <Nikky`> How so?
06:00 <Zade> bit of an incident
06:00 <Zade> i got kicked out of a club 
06:00 <Nikky`> I see
06:00 <Zade> so walked back home from brunswick
06:00 <Nikky`> What kind of incident?
06:00 <Zade> i couldnt walk 
07:00 <reckoner> https://twitter.com/evilhag/status/418302046903603200
07:00 <reckoner> ha ha funy twitter
07:00 <Nikky`> Oh
07:00 <couleurs> http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/uncaptioned-1iUr3yv-50fefea86028c.png
07:00 <couleurs> i'll merry u :~)
08:00 <reckoner> pause
08:00 <reckoner> not
08:00 <Zade> fine and dandy 
09:00 <British^Meat> <--- not laughing
09:00 <emuls> holy shit that cake looks good
09:00 <emuls> i want cake now
09:00 <emuls> yeah
09:00 <emuls> not laughing
09:00 <emuls> gay
09:00 <emuls> gaylord
09:00 <reckoner> thank u
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Zane
09:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me what you think of this
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and listen to it from start to finish
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the mau5 has gone lo fi kind of
10:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5MeNJMm3FQ
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - Mercedes (Aug 18, 2013) 8:56 - Category: Music - 42,788 views - 312 likes (99%), 3 dislikes (1%)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> very Kraftwerk in my opinion
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the kids won't notice that though
12:00 <berger> lol.
12:00 <couleurs> lmao
13:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> *yawn*
13:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> morning
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> its evening dude lol
13:00 <berger> yeh its nearly bed time
13:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> oh so it is too
14:00 <emuls> oh so it is too
14:00 <reckoner> oh so it is too
14:00 <emuls> the faggot gaylord said nonchalantly, not fooling anyone
14:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One: <3
14:00 <Zade> although different it reminds me of some sasha stuff 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can see that
14:00 <georgeandwell>  n e grks waba 2nyte
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I see Kraftwerk and Daft Punk
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and driving down an autobahn
15:00 <Bastardly_One> brat <3
15:00 <Bastardly_One> evening Bonny
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> 0bonnies XD
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
15:00 <Bonny> yo Bastardly_One.. HNY
15:00 <emuls> take it out side
15:00 <Bonny> PandasDontDrive and to you too
15:00 <Bastardly_One> gaylord .... it's a catchy saying yes?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so is ... homogay!
15:00 <reckoner> why don't u make like a tree and leaf
15:00 <Zade> some of uppermost stuff is similiar to daft punk 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps of stuff is
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
16:00 <Bastardly_One> huhu reckoner
16:00 <messenger37`O> canada is calling we come in peace i just took a shit
16:00 <berger> http://i.imgur.com/jf0n0Yd.gif
17:00 <British^Meat> ppl
17:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of makes me think of this song
17:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e94y4EjWGs
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daft Punk - Human After All (Nov 6, 2007) 5:22 - Category: Entertainment - 3,376,003 views - 14,214 likes (98%), 290 dislikes (2%)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe if you listen to mercedes and then that you can see the connection in the hook kind of
17:00 <couleurs> typety type types
18:00 <British^Meat> stop saying homogay
18:00 <British^Meat> it wont catch on and its a ridiculous word
18:00 <druidess> gay homo 
18:00 <British^Meat> Shun those who use it
18:00 <couleurs> That girl ruined the concert for me. I saw Byrne recently with his marching band, and they sound great; that girl is just talentless and annoying to look at.
18:00 <Pieter> omg omg omg Bellatrix
19:00 <Pieter> when i was doing the st vinnies volunteering
19:00 <Picard> Pieter did u steal from them?
19:00 <berger> http://i.imgur.com/YhlwkQj.jpg
19:00 <Bastardly_One> when you were on community service you mean
19:00 <Bastardly_One> how many more hours left of the CBO?
19:00 <couleurs> lol that pic
19:00 <Bellatrix> what about it Pieter?
19:00 <Pieter> the chick i was partnered with , she spotted me coming back from safeway nc ould recognize me in mah parachute pants and new glasses , shes coming over at 10 :)))))
19:00 <couleurs> socks in bed
19:00 <couleurs> best bit
20:00 <messenger37`O> hot country
20:00 <emuls> homogay is megafag
20:00 <druidess> lol
20:00 <couleurs> ahahha
20:00 <Pieter> im fucking ecstatic !
20:00 <Bastardly_One> HAHAHAHAHAHA @ parachute pants
20:00 <Pieter> shes'got this canadian accent :))
20:00 <Bastardly_One> 1995 is calling for them back
20:00 <couleurs> dealwithit.jpg
20:00 <Pieter> its sooo fucking hot , shes a 5'6 blonde :))
20:00 <Bellatrix> Is she a nice girl piet? you deserve a nice girl!
20:00 <Bellatrix> Treat her right please :D
20:00 <Pieter> yeh she's very nice :)
20:00 <Pieter> got no reason not to :)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha @ this convo
21:00 <druidess> whos been homogay?
21:00 <Pieter> notice Bellatrix i wont , shes not that kinda person :)
21:00 <Pieter> fucker
21:00 <Picard> Pieter talks as much shit as panda
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon
21:00 <Picard> both drug fucked morons
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> homogay
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i spread it to real life last nite n it caught on
22:00 <druidess> lolll
22:00 <georgeandwell> hi
22:00 <Doodle> a bit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> or else she seriously couldn't believe in 2013 someone still wore parachute pants
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and it reminded her of the 80s
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and felt sorry for him
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and is coming around with some clothes
22:00 <Picard> it has to be pity
23:00 <druidess> its going live
23:00 <georgeandwell> n e grl wana go live
23:00 <druidess> doodle is homogay
23:00 <Doodle> uwish fag
23:00 <Picard> doesnt look like i missed a lot
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm riley on come date with me
23:00 <Doodle> dont worry Picard we didn't miss you either
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> because surely he's doing this volunteer work for a CBO
23:00 <couleurs> typety type types
23:00 <Bastardly_One> though
23:00 <Pieter> spending ya night hurt and worried about someone elses life and not their own , priceless :)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> if she is canadian
24:00 <Picard> awww Doodle thats not very nice
24:00 <Doodle> i know, i'm sorry
24:00 <druidess> u know what that is
24:00 <Doodle> homogay?
24:00 <druidess> ...
24:00 <Picard> im a forgiving man, its ok
24:00 <druidess> mean!
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> homogayed
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> poofte chookin fuck
24:00 <Doodle> i'm not mean
24:00 <Bastardly_One> she will smash his junky head in if he tries anything
24:00 <doctor> my heart beat is what keeps me awake at night
24:00 <Bastardly_One> canadians are awesome people
24:00 <Pieter> hehe doctor
24:00 <Pieter> can ya hear it in your head ?
25:00 <Doodle> i've been helping cunts all day
25:00 <Doodle> i mean people
25:00 <Mew> hi can i pls have a bbq today
25:00 <Mew> thx
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <Picard> ive decided in 2014 fuck everyone i dont do anything for nothing
25:00 <Pieter> sounds like a white noise with each beat ?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Piet, the only reason a junky like you would volunteer anywhere is because they have to
25:00 <Bastardly_One> don't try to make out your wonderful
25:00 <Pieter> ok then Bastardly_One
25:00 <Bastardly_One> when you're forced to
25:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls 
26:00 <Picard> if i dont gain from it they can get fucked
26:00 <Doodle> so basically
26:00 <Doodle> you're going to become like the rest of us?
26:00 <Picard> yes.
26:00 <Mew> you should probably quit irc then Picard
26:00 <Mew> nobody gains anything from this 
26:00 <druidess> charging 2bux per bj now Picard?
26:00 <Doodle> fucked if i do anything unless i'm being paid
26:00 <Doodle> i'm being paid rn
26:00 <Picard> the younger generation do it so can i
26:00 <Doodle> to chat to you cunce
26:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, im sorry but you are sadly mistaken
26:00 <georgeandwell> white house down
26:00 <Pieter> i got rush to watch soon :)
26:00 <Pieter> dont worry about it Bellatrix
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Bella, you might believe him but the man is as much of a story teller as Pandas
26:00 <doctor> i hear it in my chest
26:00 <Pieter> 90% of people here are mistaken but whatever makes em sleep at night its all good
26:00 <Pieter> :)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he lives a pitful existence and has to make believe to feel better about himself and seems to think it makes him important
27:00 <druidess> woulda been technically until 4
27:00 <Picard> druidess no, how can i compete with a slut like you who does it for free?
27:00 <Zade> lol
27:00 <Doodle> oer does she
27:00 <druidess> lol Picard pwned me
27:00 <Picard> evening Zade how are you
27:00 <doctor> it's like torture some times, but I can't exactly force it to stop
27:00 <Pieter> seems he's trying to convince himself
27:00 <Bastardly_One> bit sad when your own brother thinks the same as most people of you
27:00 <Bastardly_One> simple as that
28:00 <Zade> hello Picard, good ta and yourself?
28:00 <Doodle> whats worse doing it for free or charging people
28:00 <Picard> im fine thanks
28:00 <druidess> nfi doodle
28:00 <Picard> well thats an interesting question
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> loofs
28:00 <Doodle> or maybe some sort of voucher system
28:00 <georgeandwell> 90%?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> know what annoys me most Piet?
28:00 <Pieter> yeh , that leaves about 6.5 people to be normal :p
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't believe you're as dumb as you #1 want people to believe
28:00 <Bastardly_One> or #2 as you act
28:00 <Pieter> yoirue talking to yourself Bastardly_One
28:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdS3lBkBUu8
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Uppermost - Gather (Sep 3, 2012) 4:57 - Category: Entertainment - 310,481 views - 3,892 likes (98.1%), 74 dislikes (1.9%)
28:00 <Pieter> shh
28:00 <georgeandwell> im pretty dumb and horny most the time
28:00 <Bastardly_One> why not do something with that mind instead of waste it you dumb fuck
28:00 <Pieter> hehe georgeandwell
29:00 <Loof> hey man :)
29:00 <Doodle> swipe ur gift card here pls
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P :P :P
29:00 <Picard> if u do it for free with randoms on a regular occassion i guess u are a slut, if you get paid to do it its just your job so thats ok
29:00 <druidess> whats worse a bj from Picard or me
29:00 <Doodle> damn
29:00 <Doodle> i'm a slut
29:00 <druidess> now that is the qn
29:00 <Doodle> iunno i've had neither
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> what about a boob job
29:00 <druidess> lol
29:00 <georgeandwell> never had much in life
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not fucking stupid ... not a dumb fuck junky that's for sure
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so why waste your life and mind?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you should be kicking major goals by now
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> do it with ur boobs
30:00 <Picard> id say from u druidess, never know whats been in that mouth
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> n open ur mouth n close ur eyes
30:00 <Zade> spose it depends on who spits or who swallows
30:00 <Doodle> never trust anyone who says that
30:00 <Doodle> open your mouth and close your eyes
30:00 <druidess> Picard calm down love i was just jk
30:00 <Doodle> protip
30:00 <druidess> touchy ppl
30:00 <georgeandwell> hey man
30:00 <georgeandwell> dont tell him how to live his life
30:00 <Bastardly_One> potential wasted shits me
30:00 <georgeandwell> i have an IQ of 179
30:00 <georgeandwell> - 100
30:00 <georgeandwell> lol
31:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive please dont join the conversation as you have only had sex twice and one of those times was with your brother so it kinda doesnt count
31:00 <Doodle> olawd
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ouch
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> calm down son
31:00 <Picard> 100% calm lad
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> was gonna say that
31:00 <georgeandwell> thats why im smart 
31:00 <georgeandwell> i can read minds
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's not fucking stupid though
31:00 <georgeandwell> its too late for him
31:00 <couleurs> check out mister business men
31:00 <georgeandwell> just move on to a kid with potential
31:00 <georgeandwell> hes past his prime
32:00 <druidess> rage on
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's 2014 grow up a little
32:00 <Loof> yes pedcard is very touchy (particularly when it comes to children)
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ignore add
32:00 <Picard> lol panda crying like the cunt he is
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
32:00 <georgeandwell> if the nazis ask, say ur are 18 and u have a trade
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nearly but true enough
32:00 <georgeandwell> then they wont send u to the gas room
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeahI did about 10 mins ago
32:00 <Bastardly_One> they were at my door
32:00 <Bastardly_One> they were really suss on my huge nose though
32:00 <clusiana> nerdlings :)
32:00 <clusiana> happy new year
32:00 <Bastardly_One> took me forever to prove I wasn't Jewish
32:00 <georgeandwell> the ayran likes to think they are superior race cos they are albino
33:00 <Doodle> BOBCORN
33:00 <berger> if u slide across floor covered in slime i guess u are a slug
33:00 <Loof> bobcord
33:00 <Mew> Picard you seem tense :(
33:00 <Loof> u that's funny fucktard
33:00 <berger> and thats ok
33:00 <druidess> says the tard who eats bobcorn
33:00 <Zade> lol
33:00 <Doodle> omnom
33:00 <georgeandwell> albino makes u look different 
34:00 <reckoner> sorrey i did an upsideown p
34:00 <druidess> u must leave for that
34:00 <Bastardly_One> O
34:00 <Bastardly_One> M
34:00 <Bastardly_One> G
34:00 <Bastardly_One> 16GB game
34:00 <Bastardly_One> took 18hrs to d/lo
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ad
34:00 <Bastardly_One> just finished
34:00 <georgeandwell> time to upgrade computer mate
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fucking hell -.-
34:00 <Bastardly_One> blame the Sony store
34:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking bad is that?
35:00 <reckoner> how bout a nice cup of no.jpg
35:00 <Picard> Mew u seem like a slut
35:00 <Doodle> whats wrong with sluts
35:00 <Mew> sluts rule
35:00 <Doodle> if it wasnt for sluts you'd still be a virgin Picard
35:00 <Picard> not a lot other the the diseases they spread
35:00 <georgeandwell> its called bad coding
35:00 <georgeandwell> probably made in india
35:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh it's called we dont give a fuck
35:00 <georgeandwell> comes out to be 1000x bigger than it should be
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it's australia
35:00 <Pieter> Hah Bellatrix
35:00 <ryan`> what game?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they can have the shittiest servers to buy shit off
35:00 <Bastardly_One> not tellin'
35:00 <Pieter> and the nighbour just knocked on mah window
35:00 <Pieter> heyyyy merry xmas heres half a gram
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it's really embarrassing
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Pieter> handed me green
35:00 <ryan`> oh wow
35:00 <Bastardly_One> let's just say it's a current release
35:00 <ryan`> I'll ask again
36:00 <Mew> imagine how angry every guy would be if sluts didnt get their slut on
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <Doodle> rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
36:00 <berger> wish there were more episodes 2 watch
36:00 <Mew> when we were on the beach on new years eve some lady got out of the water and just stripped off to change
36:00 <Picard> Doodle i dont think, if i told u a little story about that you would be amused
36:00 <Doodle> i dont like stories
36:00 <Doodle> srsly
36:00 <Mew> she bent over to pick up her clothes with no panties on
36:00 <Doodle> i glaze over
36:00 <Mew> happy new yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeH
36:00 <reckoner> any pics
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was 1/4 price
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not tellin I said
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's embarrassing
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but I wanted it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <georgeandwell> one day tetris will be 100GB in size to download
36:00 <Pieter> fuckin nights changing for the best:)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah alright
36:00 <ryan`> no worries crash bandicoot ;)
36:00 <georgeandwell> gonna get a coffee
36:00 <Bastardly_One> WWE 2K14
36:00 <Bastardly_One> see why I never went to the store for a hard copy?
37:00 <Picard> Mew so, thats not unusual
37:00 <berger> brb
37:00 <Mew> i know lol thats why i said it
37:00 <Mew> sluts are everywhere
37:00 <Mew> they love the slutlyf
37:00 <Mew> some of my closest friends are massive sluts 
37:00 <Loof> Pictard loves babies naked in the crawling position
37:00 <Mew> but i love them for it
37:00 <ryan`> how much it worth?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd have to sneak in and out :P
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> was 90
37:00 <Bastardly_One> 24
37:00 <ryan`> nice
37:00 <Bastardly_One> for a week long sale
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so was kind of hard to resist
37:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One
37:00 <ryan`> yeah pretty good
37:00 <Bastardly_One> no Excessive
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what?
37:00 <Excessive> did u see mah post on ur fb yet?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
38:00 <Excessive> :)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> ask Loof when ya see him
38:00 <Bastardly_One> about how he spent Christmas
38:00 <Bastardly_One> experimenting with herbs
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked him right up
38:00 <Bastardly_One> reacted to his meds and he had an episode
38:00 <Excessive> lol ye I read it the other day
38:00 <Excessive> the 50 gram thing?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he's way worse than you are ... same condition
39:00 <Mew> they make the world go round
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah something like that
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he does like overdoing things
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah that story
39:00 <Excessive> eheh
39:00 <Excessive> my neighbour jus lost his bird
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I don't really lecture you
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you do fuck all ... of anything really
39:00 <Bastardly_One> 3.5 grams of smoke a fortnight
40:00 <Picard> brb phone
40:00 <Mew> LOL
40:00 <Mew> hurry back Picard
40:00 <Excessive> I was out there with him and the bird squeezed through the cage openings and flew away
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and a few drinks here and there
40:00 <Bastardly_One> hardcore shit! :P
40:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that sucks
40:00 <Bastardly_One> what sort of bird?
40:00 <Excessive> donno, jus some small colourfull thing
40:00 <Excessive> tis the second bird he lost in the last 10 days
41:00 <Bastardly_One> time for a new cage then perhaps
41:00 <Excessive> he's got 2
41:00 <Excessive> a big one and a s,aller one
41:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like he'd fit in here
41:00 <georgeandwell> hhalf of the people here are from the #brisbane channel now
41:00 <Bastardly_One> a complete tard
41:00 <couleurs> http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4325527e83fae3d10959fa7e19ec322/tumblr_mt8s9zl8lA1qewacoo10_500.jpg
41:00 <couleurs> typety type types
41:00 <Bastardly_One> this channel has never been melbourne based for a long time
42:00 <Excessive> the first bird was a parrot like thing, in the big cage ......... then these other 2 like half the size of the 1-st 1
42:00 <ryan`> i remember when there used to be 600 people in this channel
42:00 <Excessive> the 1-st 1 apparently dissapeared from inside his unit
42:00 <ryan`> no one talked just got banned
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ryan`
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
42:00 <Bastardly_One> remember when #sex was like that?
43:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> how do i oven bake chips
43:00 <Loof> pedcard and the boot full of babies
43:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> not fries
43:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> temp length ?
43:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> Bellatrix :)
43:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> happy new year babe:)
43:00 <Excessive> b4 my time
43:00 <Bastardly_One> 100s of users and no-one talked and got banned?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, austnet was THE shit
43:00 <Bastardly_One> once
43:00 <ryan`> spent some time on it 
43:00 <Excessive> is this the same ryan` that once managed austnet?
44:00 <British^Meat> lol
44:00 <British^Meat> really Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\?
44:00 <Mew> how thick are they Pieter?
44:00 <British^Meat> Really!?
44:00 <British^Meat> just spray em, or wet em in oil, praps
44:00 <reckoner> how thick are u Pieter
44:00 <British^Meat> maybe defrost em first
44:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> Mew: normal fish n chip thick not maccas thick
44:00 <British^Meat> you know
44:00 <Reptile> set the oven
44:00 <British^Meat> DE FROST
44:00 <Mew> ahhhhhh k
44:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> already got em in the oven :(
44:00 <British^Meat> the art of making something un frosted
44:00 <ryan`> nope
44:00 <Excessive> k
44:00 <ryan`> i got asked that alot
44:00 <georgeandwell> i had stomach cramps all day
44:00 <georgeandwell> r u meg ryan
44:00 <ryan`> yes
44:00 <ryan`> yes I am
44:00 <georgeandwell> i loved u in the movie in the cut
44:00 <ryan`> cant recall that one
44:00 <ryan`> i was to busy rooting tom hanks
44:00 <georgeandwell> lots of masturbatng scenes
45:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> shoulda learnt mah lesson from the pies earlier but i forgot :(
45:00 <British^Meat> lol
45:00 <British^Meat> ikr
45:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> stupid sleep does that ://
45:00 <Reptile> im not your mum
45:00 <Mew> just lay them out evenly on a tray and bake at like 170, check after 15 mins, turn them over and sprinkle a bit of meth on for taste
45:00 <Loof> lol
45:00 <reckoner> lol
45:00 <Doodle> the orgasm scene, when harry met sally
45:00 <georgeandwell> like black swan was a great movie
45:00 <Zade> georgeandwell put your penis away its not really meg ryan 
45:00 <Doodle> i'll have what she's having
45:00 <georgeandwell> jeri ryan is it?
45:00 <Excessive> a d sized battery operated one Doodle?
45:00 <ryan`> ...
46:00 <reckoner> 0wn3d!!!!!!!!
46:00 <Reptile> put cake mix in cake pan add weed
46:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> yeh but i dun wanna be up for the next 2 weeks
46:00 <Loof> or just inject meth in your eyeball and forget eating altogether like always
46:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> i might just use friy sprinkles this time
46:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> thanks
46:00 <Mew> yw
46:00 <georgeandwell> i have yet to see a guy ith the name Ryan Ryan
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ rooting tom hanks
46:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/Wu3Ahe8.jpg
47:00 <Bellatrix> Happy new year Piet xx
47:00 <Reptile> just check after 15 mins then turn
47:00 <Loof> into a psycho
47:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> i followed the instructions i found on the web earlier for my pies
47:00 <reckoner> today is quota free day and i haven't download nothing any recomends
47:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> and its insides were still frozen
47:00 <ryan`> i hade a indian drive call me rain the other day
47:00 <ryan`> driver*
47:00 <georgeandwell> did u stab him
47:00 <ryan`> I said no ryan but he continued to call me rain
48:00 <Mew> LOL
48:00 <Loof> pieter is trying to invent a new breakfast cereal for toddlers: meth sprinkles
48:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> fuck this underbelly commercials
48:00 <Mew> you should microwave them first for a few mins if you're cooking them from frozen
48:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> cant fucking stand em
48:00 <Mew> ROOKIE MISTAKE PIETER
48:00 <Mew> jesu christo
48:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> what a looooooooooad of shit fucking idiots
48:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> fat tony n co
48:00 <georgeandwell> stabbing a cabbie is normal
48:00 <ryan`> nah i laughed then walked away
48:00 <georgeandwell> but being indian cabbie gives u more reason
48:00 <ryan`> then when he turned to walk away i stabbed him
48:00 <georgeandwell> nice
48:00 <georgeandwell> like al pacino in taxi driver
49:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> fucking tools
49:00 <Loof> nearly 40 and doesn't know how to defrost meat
49:00 <Mew> meffrant initiated
49:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> its like auto channel change with a faaaaaaark off
49:00 <Mew> all systems go
49:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <Mew> evacuate
49:00 <Mew> EVACUATEEEEE
49:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> initiate!
49:00 <Doodle> i've already gone
49:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> oh wait ya said that
49:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> simpsons is on:)
49:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> 8:30? :/
49:00 <ryan`> great movie
49:00 <ryan`> one of my favs
50:00 <Reptile> Pieter[MeffRantinBedBBL\ doesnt know how 2 cook chips
50:00 <druidess> lol
50:00 <reckoner> nm i found some things 2 download youse r useless
50:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> ive always had other people cook things for me
50:00 <druidess> there were no instructions on the pkt k
50:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> :(
50:00 <Mew> ofcourse he cant cook chips lol 
50:00 <couleurs> al pacino isn't even in taxi driver
50:00 <ryan`> lol
51:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> there werent :/
51:00 <druidess> lol
51:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> whats so funny about it >
51:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> ?
51:00 <Mew> if the chips were made from psuedoephedrine i bet he could cook that into a storm 
51:00 <Doodle> shoulda shelved em bro
51:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> many guys cant cook ?
51:00 <Mew> but alas
51:00 <Mew> potatoez
51:00 <Zade> i hardly ever cook 
51:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> wtf Mew ?
51:00 <Loof> fascinating zade
51:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> thats like the stuff in flu tablets 
51:00 <Loof> tell us more about your life
51:00 <Loof> please
51:00 <Mew> -_________________-
51:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> wtf are ya alking about :/
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <ryan`> i assumed he meant deniro
51:00 <couleurs> 179 IQ my big fat dick
52:00 <reckoner> Download Veronica Mars 720p webdl (67 files; 80.49G) lol
52:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> see Zade
52:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> its like its abnormal or somethin
52:00 <Zade> i would rather hear more about your life Loof, how many ping-pong balls does your mail order wife pop out at once? 
52:00 <Doodle> 46
52:00 <reckoner> u their berger 
52:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> ya see 1 episode of masterchef and im expected to know how to be some french chef
52:00 <berger> i just brushed my teeth
52:00 <couleurs> i've had like 4 glasses of wine and i'm more sober than most of the retards in here
52:00 <couleurs> Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <Excessive> have a beer now
52:00 <couleurs> +still idk typey type types
53:00 <Mew> you saw 1 episode of breaking bad and thought you were a meth expert
53:00 <Mew> we were all there
53:00 <reckoner> r u 12
53:00 <berger> didnt floss tho
53:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> im allowed to dream
53:00 <Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\> :P
53:00 <couleurs> wine > bear
53:00 <Excessive> and if u wannah get drunk ash into it
53:00 <georgeandwell> u guys should stop existing and start living
53:00 <ryan`> then watch taxi driver backwards
53:00 <Pieter> fuckin
53:00 <Pieter> im trying to think but nothings happening
53:00 <ryan`> i swear al pacino is in it
54:00 <Loof> breaking pieter
54:00 <georgeandwell> he had a cameo role
54:00 <georgeandwell> walk in role
54:00 <georgeandwell> in an alternate ending
55:00 <Reptile> ha
55:00 <reckoner> Download Modern.Family.S01.RETAIL.DVDRip.XviD-REWARD (24 files; 4.10G)
55:00 <Reptile> i might go 2 the shop 4 more beer
55:00 <Bastardly_One> My GOD!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the longest taking install
55:00 <Bastardly_One> in the history of gaming surely
55:00 <Bastardly_One> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
56:00 <milk> well the deadline for reparitions has passed
56:00 <reckoner> hahah i love that show the mexican 1 is so funy
56:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> :) Loof
56:00 <milk> The Technology is now available to any country that wants it
56:00 <Mew> `seen mystique
56:00 <prowl> Mew, mystique ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 week 4 days 21 hours 32 minutes ago (20.12. 22:23) stating "Quit: " after spending 21 seconds there.
56:00 <Loof> anyone who wants pieter's address pm me
56:00 <ryan`> gta iv was up there!
57:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> i think they'd be more interested in yours Loof
57:00 <Doodle> why not both
57:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> cos everyone has mine and not one has transpired to do shit about it
57:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> :P
57:00 <ryan`> i pretty much read what happend in the whole game before i finished installing on ign
57:00 <ryan`> fucking internet....
58:00 <Loof> meff.. not even once
58:00 <Mew> i sent you some period pads
58:00 <Mew> remember
58:00 <Mew> thats shit
58:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> atleast with loof we can send him a dead cat and say it was ordered by his imaginary wife
58:00 <Doodle> lol Mew
58:00 <Zade> lol
58:00 <Doodle> send me some
58:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> oh yeh hahaha , that was a pisser
58:00 <Doodle> i'm always on my rags
58:00 <British^Meat> tsk tsk silly silly ppl giving out thier addresses
58:00 <British^Meat> abd phone numbers
58:00 <Doodle> whats the worst that could happen
58:00 <British^Meat> and willy pics :P
58:00 <Nikky`> We know Doodle <3
58:00 <Reptile> more beer more beer
58:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> British^Meat: Im just another person on the planet
58:00 <Bellatrix> Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter, thats because where you live is a lil scary :P
58:00 <Mew> Picard is pretty silly for giving out his phone number
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
58:00 <georgeandwell> the only games i play are mind games
58:00 <Excessive> I replanted the apple and the cherry tomatoes one in each pot of their own Bastardly_One
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and ppl bitched about the 8gb instal of GTA V
58:00 <Bastardly_One> this install is up there with GTA IV
59:00 <British^Meat> yer i heard all about that Mew
59:00 <Doodle> ooer
59:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> Bellatrix: i cant help it if people here are weak :(
59:00 <British^Meat> i wonder why he did that?
59:00 <Doodle> ^_^
59:00 <emuls> everyone loves kissing doctor
59:00 <emuls> or Doodle
59:00 <emuls> tht one
59:00 <emuls> eh
59:00 <Bellatrix> Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter, even me?
59:00 <Loof> nikky` do u often kiss doodle?
59:00 <British^Meat> doctor Doodle
59:00 <Doodle> highlightarama
59:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> Bellatrix: You'll always have my protection :)
59:00 <emuls> it's good for what ails ya
59:00 <Nikky`> Yes Loof..I find it refreshing haha
59:00 <Loof> lol
59:00 <Bellatrix> Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter, hahahahaha 
59:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> Arnie Pie in the Sky
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
59:00 <ryan`> is your fav song mind games by john lennon?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit Excessive
00:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> :)
00:00 <Loof> Nikky` is fun :)
00:00 <Doodle> Nikky` is a top bloke
00:00 <Bellatrix> :)
00:00 <Loof> yep
00:00 <Nikky`> That I am
00:00 <milk> bye
00:00 <reckoner> is bobs burgers a good show to download
00:00 <Doodle> no
00:00 <Excessive> now waiting for the pear, lemon, raspberry and chilli to come up
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll become an old wog gardener in no time
00:00 <Excessive> eheh
01:00 <Bellatrix> never heard of it.
01:00 <Reptile> what about that footballer he was in a drinking posse
01:00 <Doodle> there is a reason you've never heard of it
01:00 <Bellatrix> Im sure there is Doodle
01:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> i love bobs burgers
01:00 <Bastardly_One> do you like flowers n shit?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> go rip off someone's roses and do a graft
02:00 <emuls> i agree
02:00 <emuls> that is a funny cartoon
02:00 <Reptile> mm those pies were nice
02:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> its just the right amount of awesome with boring :)
02:00 <Doodle> pies give you cancer
02:00 <reckoner> my internet is fast
02:00 <Excessive> there's like 2 fckn gd fo noffin trees out the front jus takin up space ......... I said to my neighbour when the apple, lemon and pear get big enough I'mnah cut these trees down a foot or so from the ground and get some sleepers and bolt em onto the stumps and make lil seats out of em and plant the apple, pear and lemon in
03:00 <British^Meat> actually, burnt pies to i think
03:00 <berger> i like it so u probably wont like it
03:00 <British^Meat> doesnt burnt stuff give u cancer?
03:00 <Doodle> yeah
03:00 <Doodle> black stuff is carcinogenic
03:00 <British^Meat> didnt u burn your pies Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter
03:00 <Doodle> but bbq's taste so good
03:00 <reckoner> it was a trick question tina i've sean a few episodes
03:00 <British^Meat> Also, whats with your terrible terrible nick names?
03:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> British^Meat: yeh but it wasnt cooked inside
03:00 <Loof> mmm bf4
03:00 <Excessive> nah not too much into flowers
03:00 <Excessive> jus shit that i can make use out of
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
03:00 <Nikky`> Hey ness :o)
04:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> the tops were burnt
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> bf4!
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
04:00 <British^Meat> honest dude, how do u burn a pie and still have it frozen?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> flood zone!
04:00 <British^Meat> Youre a shit chef
04:00 <Loof> Pandas whats that map where ur totally inside
04:00 <Bellatrix> Are you fucking serious!!! -----> http://www.theage.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/fears-gp-fee-will-make-poor-suffer-20131231-304nx.html
04:00 <Loof> and there's like a dome
04:00 <Loof> hate that map
04:00 <Loof> it's just chaos
04:00 <ness> hi Nikky
04:00 <ness> whats happening?
04:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot here, chillin.. you?
04:00 <ness> first chance to sit down
04:00 <berger> http://i.imgur.com/ItJwhyx.jpg
04:00 <Excessive> lol, mah neighbour has gone lookin for his bird with the torch lol
04:00 <Excessive> gd luck to him lol
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bb
05:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> Bellatrix: i gotta pay $65 per visit with $31 medicare rebate
05:00 <Loof> what i dont get is how pieter has lived alone for 10+ years and is still domestically retarded
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/8W9t5F7.jpg
05:00 <couleurs> jb you've done it again !
06:00 <Loof> meff
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bella
06:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> see em now twice a month , used to be once a month :/
06:00 <Loof> hey bb :)
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant remember
06:00 <Bellatrix> Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter, why dont you see a bulk billing doctor?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i only really play conquest
06:00 <Bellatrix> omfgbbqhax!
06:00 <Loof> cool
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> mostly
06:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> cos mah doctor is decent
06:00 <Bastardly_One> 96%
06:00 <Bastardly_One> 97
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you should all be getting excited
06:00 <Excessive> like when he had the bigger bird, the 1-st one that got away .......... it fckn made heaps of fckn noise etc ......... I said to him "listen to it man, it's cryin for freedom" .......... and then it got away
06:00 <Bastardly_One> means I'll at least stop talking for half an hour
07:00 <Bellatrix> my doctor is amazing but he still bulk bills
07:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> he gives a fuck and is qualified in many fields , spose im paying for what i getting
07:00 <Bellatrix> :D
07:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> any prescription drug I want :p
07:00 <Bellatrix> How is that a good thing?
07:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> thats me being silly :p
07:00 <Bellatrix> I sure hope so
08:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> naa , i just rather stick with 1 gp aisntead of have to find another doctor 
08:00 <Mew> is anyone else reading gp as glass pipe every time Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter types it 
08:00 <Mew> it makes it heaps funnier
08:00 <emuls> maybe he just gives it to you in the hopes you'll OD and live him alone
08:00 <emuls> *leave
08:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/k4wTWYO.jpg
08:00 <Bastardly_One> back soon
08:00 <couleurs> wait a sec their a real band???
09:00 <Bellatrix> urgh
09:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> fuck burnt the roof of mah mouth
09:00 <Bellatrix> why is there so much hate around?
09:00 <simba> yea when he said it the other day i assumed he meant glass pipe then asked if he used a gp 
09:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> fuck thats gonna blister
09:00 <emuls> why not?
09:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> Bellatrix: its all this place has become
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
09:00 <Bellatrix> So ive noticed...
09:00 <Mew> yeah remember when this place was full of love and everyone was nice and no one was ever a cunt or a dickhead
09:00 <Mew> those were the days
09:00 <emuls> you lie
09:00 <Mew> o w8
10:00 <Mew> THAT NEVER HAPPENED
10:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> i think Mew thinks shes being sarcastic
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck off cunts
10:00 <Bellatrix> Mew, I never said that... but people werent such bullies
10:00 <British^Meat> #facebook #muntersinc #melbourne
10:00 <simba> good point
10:00 <reckoner> 6gb downloaded already, i'm going hard!!!!!!!
10:00 <simba> there were prob always bullies just ops to deal with them
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
10:00 <Bellatrix> there was, its just worse now
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am hard
10:00 <emuls> lol
10:00 <emuls> no bullies
10:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> it was nothing like this whatsoever
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am hard in my pants
10:00 <British^Meat> oh i hate cyber bullies
10:00 <British^Meat> (sniggger)
11:00 <emuls> take logs, call police
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> hot
11:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> hahah matrix talk in futurama
11:00 <Bellatrix> Its just weak British^Meat
11:00 <British^Meat> call police, hah
11:00 <Mew> I am milk
11:00 <British^Meat> classic
11:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> turned out to be true
11:00 <simba> Quit Cyber-bullying me.
11:00 <Mew> i am red hot kitchen
11:00 <Bellatrix> what you need to hide behind a computer to actually bully someone?
11:00 <emuls> LOL
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lololol
11:00 <simba> im not hiding
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Night all
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite j
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> !
11:00 <emuls> YOU IS ALL TROLLS
11:00 <simba> ill bully you confidently with my keyboard
11:00 <Bellatrix> nighty night omfgbbqhax
11:00 <Bellatrix> hahah simba
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> U all bore me
12:00 <simba> Hahaha.
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bye
12:00 <simba> Fuck off omfgbbqhax
12:00 <British^Meat> i just figure someone has to keep the dickheads in line
12:00 <Bellatrix> dont be a cunt simba :P
12:00 <simba> hes a drunkard
12:00 <emuls> where's beage
12:00 <Bellatrix> oh wow!
12:00 <British^Meat> bwaha beagle
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> first of the year hasnt even come to an end and wham
12:00 <British^Meat> `seen beagle
12:00 <prowl> British^Meat, beagle ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP ( please dont ever come back, please .. ever) 5 weeks 5 days 4 hours 47 minutes ago (22.11. 15:25), after spending some time there.
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> chan fulla crap
13:00 <emuls> woah
13:00 <emuls> 5 weeks
13:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, some things just dont change
13:00 <emuls> irc is and was and always will be full of crap
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> u have a good night last nite bella?
13:00 <Picard> back
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> so leave?
13:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, was okay... nothing amazing
13:00 <Mew> true dat emuls
13:00 <emuls> some just take it a little more seriously than others
13:00 <Mew> i remember coming on here when i was 15 and it was the same lol
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
13:00 <Shagalupagus> Was anybody around here this time last night?
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
13:00 <couleurs> !priscies
14:00 <British^Meat> its just the wallys that take it seriously
14:00 <Shagalupagus> How do you know?
14:00 <Picard> panda was because he has no life
14:00 <British^Meat> those guys crack me up
14:00 <Mew> plus if you're coming on irc looking for a deep loving conversation.. you're in the wrong place
14:00 <emuls> if anyone here actually cares and has a cry if one of us calls the a cum lord
14:00 <emuls> then you know
14:00 <Mew> this is terrible for that lol
14:00 <emuls> maybe they ARE a cum lord
14:00 <British^Meat> heh yup, totes cum lord
14:00 <Shagalupagus> Heh.
14:00 <Mew> you wouldnt get offended if you werent actually a lord of the cum
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> not everyone is so shallow
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> a lot of us have great conversations
15:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive you are full of shit
15:00 <emuls> oh
15:00 <emuls> please
15:00 <emuls> tell me more of these great conversations
15:00 <Mew> no, you think you have great conversations PandasDontDrive because your ego is wider than your face
15:00 <Picard> panda means when he is talking to the voices in his head
15:00 <Mew> you enjoy your conversations more than anyone else
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> wouldnt say im the one with the ego.
15:00 <British^Meat> hah
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> thanks for not letting up for one day
15:00 <Bellatrix> See this is what I mean.. why personally attack him for stating his opinion?
16:00 <British^Meat> im thinking i might leave PandasDontDrive alone in 2014
16:00 <Picard> how can a no hoper drug fucked cunt whos mother hates have a big ego?
16:00 <British^Meat> havent decided yet
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i know right
16:00 <couleurs> well i still hate u guys
17:00 <emuls> because we can
17:00 <Picard> British^Meat i thouhgt i might try to be nice to you
17:00 <emuls> and he obviously crys like a bitch
17:00 <emuls> so people come back for more
17:00 <emuls> cause it's easy
17:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> Bellatrix: dont use logic here , it doesnt work
18:00 <Picard> they say its the thought that counts  so i have done my part 
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow
18:00 <Picard> Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter why are you killing pieter?
18:00 <Mew> thats probably the smartest thing ive ever seen Pieter type
18:00 <Bellatrix> Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter, so I can see
18:00 <Mew> not even joking
18:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> Bellatrix: ya gotta hit down syndrome status or what i like to call rainman status in order to communicate 
18:00 <Immutable> I am the living sex Jesus
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> im ashamed to be a south australian with you three around
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> grow up.
18:00 <emuls> lol
18:00 <Bellatrix> Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter, well given the state im in today its probably befitting :P
18:00 <Picard> id be ashamed to be south australian also
18:00 <emuls> they think they're people
18:00 <British^Meat> did he really just say that?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> and this place was better before any of you were here
18:00 <emuls> he did
18:00 <doctor> thank u
19:00 <Mew> if you havent seen one of pandas bipolar nut outs, you're about to see one right now
19:00 <Picard> adelaide is the drug fucked capitol of australia
19:00 <Mew> take a seat
19:00 <emuls> baby go poopy
19:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> haha Bellatrix , i take it ya didnt end up in fitzroy last night ?
19:00 <berger> hm
19:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> :p
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant even go one day, the first of the year, without acting like children
19:00 <Picard> they should blow the cunt of a place up
19:00 <British^Meat> PandasDontDrive the mere fact u take irc, and praps this chan so srs is what urges me to give u shit
19:00 <Bellatrix> Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter, nope... was only out til 1am then came home :D
19:00 <reckoner> 8gb!!!!!!!!!
19:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> Bellatrix: so was i
19:00 <Bellatrix> ah
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> no you give yourself the urge
19:00 <berger> whut r u dling
19:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> once the jacks came i was out of there
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont blame me for your lack of self control
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's pathetic
19:00 <Picard> British^Meat im having to agree with you on that
19:00 <Bellatrix> what the??? where were you Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter?
19:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> didnt wanna be searched and apparently it was illegal :/
20:00 <British^Meat> The other day i said that a certain channel was "DEAD" and he called me a dog and said i should "show some respect"
20:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> at the park
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> and now for you to go on and on
20:00 <reckoner> 4 movies and bob burger season 1
20:00 <British^Meat> who says that about irc!?
20:00 <emuls> lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> talking about me again
20:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> there was a gig but apparently it wasnt legal :/
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> go have another 4 hr conversation about me in another channel
20:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> so the jacks tried to close it down when there was no crowd control
20:00 <emuls> but it's no fun without you
20:00 <Picard> British^Meat the people who say that have nothing in life other then irc
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> losers
20:00 <Bellatrix> Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter, at edinbourough gardents?
20:00 <Mew> hes so paranoid that we talk about him in other channels
20:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> yahh
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not paranoid
20:00 <Mew> theres actually normal conversation in the other channels
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop baiting
21:00 <Bellatrix> Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter, yeah, was defs illegal... fucking feral people trashed the placed
21:00 <Picard> why would anyone waste time talking about a drug fucked idiot who lives a fantasy life
21:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> yeh i know 
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop ruining this channel
21:00 <Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter> was pretty crazy
21:00 <Immutable> this channel is for niggers like yooooooo
21:00 <Mew> staaaahp
21:00 <Mew> staaaaaaaaaahp
21:00 <Bellatrix> Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter, ah
21:00 <Picard> this channel has been fucked for months panda, no one is ruining it
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> childish behaviour
21:00 <emuls> maccas west tce 10pm bashings k go
21:00 <British^Meat> lol
21:00 <Picard> lol emuls
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> but when your closest friends, as you put it, are sluts and you're proud of that
21:00 <British^Meat> BYO butter knife
21:00 <eShower> i'll be abck for more later
21:00 <couleurs> https://31.media.tumblr.com/4752b89c14f2e26c8bcce593f1353a64/tumblr_myrr8qh70F1qaix93o1_500.jpg
21:00 <couleurs> nerd alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> what can we really expect from you
22:00 <eShower> dont go anywhere PandasDontDrive
22:00 <Shagalupagus> Hahah.
22:00 <Pieter> not getting em Bellatrix
22:00 <Pieter> register again
22:00 <Pieter> identify again even
22:00 <British^Meat> Pieter, whats your identify password?
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> time to add the 3 biggest losers in sa to ignore
22:00 <British^Meat> PandasDontDrive y do u say that
22:00 <British^Meat> u never do
23:00 <British^Meat> GOSH
23:00 <Picard> u cant ignore yourself panda
23:00 <British^Meat> this is what im talking about!
23:00 <Pieter> getting your notices but not your messages
23:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, why put people on ignore?
23:00 <British^Meat> so we're on ignore now?
23:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, then you have no idea what they are saying
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> because they dont stop
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> pref not to
23:00 <berger> u should dl season 2 & 3 to
23:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive doesnt know what he is talking about
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
24:00 <Bellatrix> fair enough PandasDontDrive
24:00 <Bellatrix> you do whats best for you!
24:00 <British^Meat> i give him less than 12 hours
24:00 <Picard> only the weak use /ignore
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
24:00 <Picard> British^Meat you dont really think he has u oon ignore
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> best for them ;)
24:00 <British^Meat> out of the 20+ times he's said it, never
25:00 <Pieter> mmmm these chippies , purrrrrfect
25:00 <berger> Shagalupagus are u fibry
25:00 <couleurs> Brb
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> o picard is still around
26:00 <Bipolarpanda> paranoia is getting to me
26:00 <Pieter> someone pm me
27:00 <reckoner> i'm sleepy
27:00 <Atari> how the fuck do you die on a remote island
28:00 <Atari> someone got killed on wedge island in WA
28:00 <Bipolarpanda> lack of food and water?
28:00 <Atari> it is a flat island
28:00 <reckoner> you loose the batteries?
28:00 <Bipolarpanda> drowning
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's ... remote
28:00 <berger> http://www.psychicnikki.com/predictions.html
28:00 <Atari> crazy shit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> self explanitory really
28:00 <Atari> he was in a fight
28:00 <Bipolarpanda> Bastardly_One i agree
28:00 <Atari> he got assaulted
28:00 <Bipolarpanda> pretty fucked up question
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> guy that was stabbed in the neck?
29:00 <Atari> on a island that dont have any inhabitants
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well Atari is special
29:00 <Bipolarpanda> did u ever think he wasnt alone Atari
29:00 <British^Meat> how do u die on a remote island?
29:00 <doctor> 4,1 DOOM 
29:00 <British^Meat> i could think of several hundred ways
29:00 <British^Meat> fall off cliff...
29:00 <British^Meat> cocnut on head
29:00 <Bipolarpanda> shark
29:00 <British^Meat> step on poisen fish
30:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you're lara croft
30:00 <Atari> heart attack
30:00 <Atari> whatever
30:00 <Bipolarpanda> ate poison berries
30:00 <British^Meat> fall out of tree
30:00 <British^Meat> monsters
30:00 <British^Meat> dinosaurs
30:00 <Atari> aliens
30:00 <doctor> Lara Croft loves to kill animals
30:00 <British^Meat> THe Others
30:00 <Bipolarpanda> the klingons
30:00 <Bastardly_One> wookies
30:00 <British^Meat> terrible skiing accident
30:00 <doctor> I bet she spends her evenings when she has nothing to do going around the backyard squishing bugs
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ewoks
30:00 <British^Meat> (too early?)
30:00 <Atari> most peaceful place you can go, and he gets murdered
30:00 <Bipolarpanda> hit by a passing ship
31:00 <Atari> this world is nuts
31:00 <Bastardly_One> killed by soliders from some country on an exercise
31:00 <reckoner> i diden't know Nikky` was a psychick
31:00 <Atari> i am convinced
31:00 <Bipolarpanda> a giant turtle ate him
31:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, who or what are you talking about?
31:00 <Atari> Bellatrix, it's on the News
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea but lara croft is HOT
31:00 <British^Meat> butter knifed in the neck
31:00 <Bipolarpanda> maybe is was chucky
31:00 <Bellatrix> urgh... news
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the island has like a tribe of underground cannibles
31:00 <Bellatrix> I just read the newspaper :P
31:00 <Atari> some guy got killed of WA on new years on a tiny island called wedge island
31:00 <reckoner> i love how her 20144 pedrictions are so vague
31:00 <couleurs> Back
31:00 <couleurs> what i miss??
32:00 <Pieter> 0theres a guy who tried to smuggle a lil baby turtle through customs in his underwear :/
32:00 <doctor> Death and suffering for all but psychicnikki
32:00 <Atari> what a nutso world
33:00 <Bellatrix> YAY - its about time!!! ----------> http://www.theage.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/medicare-about-to-cover-dental-care-for-34m-children-20131231-304ng.html
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I read that
33:00 <doctor> We can't afford that!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking forward to something because of it
33:00 <Atari> yeah we can
33:00 <reckoner> A famous comedian legend will pass.
33:00 <Atari> get the royal dental hospital fixed
33:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, its for children
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we can ... slash more dsp!
33:00 <Pieter> *nod* Atari
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know Bella
33:00 <Shagalupagus> Hahahah.
33:00 <doctor> there was what i thought to be a tumbleweed but it was just a ball of old tangled hairs from my younger years prancing around the floor from the airconditioning
34:00 <reckoner> Another sex scandal around Swarzenhaggar and has to watch his health.
34:00 <reckoner> lol
34:00 <doctor> for teh chillens
34:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, isnt it hard enough to get on dsp these days?
34:00 <Pieter> its the adults that need the dental care fixed
34:00 <Pieter> kids just need education
34:00 <Atari> that hospital been there for over 100 years
34:00 <Atari> and they moved
34:00 <Atari> they should repair it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't actually meaning personally ... one of the nieces needs some shit that's not covered ... it will be then
34:00 <Bellatrix> I think both are just as important as eachother - but its a step in the right direction
34:00 <Bellatrix> ahhh Bastardly_One
34:00 <couleurs> Beautiful Love Story :')
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah it is hard to get onto ... but Abbot wants to slash a lot of it
35:00 <Bellatrix> Oh really? what do you mean its hard to get into?
35:00 <doctor> Adults are idiots, kids are not the issue. When you draw the "for the children" card, in my mind, you are disqualified from being a rational human being
35:00 <Bellatrix> itsnt it just general dents?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the DSP ... it's hard to get onto
35:00 <Bellatrix> *dentists
35:00 <Bellatrix> doctor, I was only informing Bastardly_One that the scheme is for children not adults
35:00 <Bastardly_One> we're having 2 convos kind of
35:00 <doctor> it reminded me of you in your absence, so I cried
35:00 <couleurs> thank u
36:00 <Atari> it should cover all areas of dentistry for kids
36:00 <Bipolarpanda> the fucking greens
36:00 <Bipolarpanda> those cunts will send the country broke
36:00 <Atari> they dont cover braces
36:00 <Bastardly_One> remember way back in the 70s Atari?
36:00 <Bellatrix> Bipolarpanda, at the end of the day Abbott has agreed to it
36:00 <Atari> yeah Bastardly_One
36:00 <Bastardly_One> when at school you'd go to the dentist?
36:00 <Bipolarpanda> not a great decision
36:00 <Bastardly_One> like every few mths your class had to go to the dentist
36:00 <Atari> kids got braces for free in the 70's
36:00 <Bastardly_One> remember that?
36:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, Even I remember that and that was in the 90's
36:00 <doctor> My medicare doesn't cover my dental if ever I were to have a problem with my teeth
36:00 <Bipolarpanda> $1billion a year ffs
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I approve of that shit so this is a good scheme
37:00 <Atari> that is when people cared
37:00 <Bellatrix> doctor, the scheme only started today
37:00 <Atari> nobody gives a fuck now, it's all about the money
37:00 <Atari> SHOW ME THE MONEY
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're trying to slash in areas I think affect way more people
37:00 <Bellatrix> Oh I agree
37:00 <couleurs> i miss Skrotus
37:00 <couleurs> he hasn't said hello to me in 2 days now
37:00 <doctor> RIP Skrotus
37:00 <couleurs> RIP Skrotus
38:00 <berger> More cyber attacks.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> such as DSPs ... you only have to observe those on dsps for mental conditions on here
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they can't work
38:00 <Bellatrix> like handing over public housing to not for profits/ private organisations
38:00 <berger> there r some occuring right now in here
38:00 <Atari> makes you wanna go and pull the teeth out of a dentist with a pair of pliers
38:00 <Atari> donate the teeth to a sheep
38:00 <Bipolarpanda> the australian people get to many handouts of the government
38:00 <Nikky`> Poor Skrotus
39:00 <Bellatrix> I think if the mental illness has a lifelong impact and impairs your ability to work then of course they should be entitled to DSP
39:00 <Atari> sheep have more brains
39:00 <berger> A gorilla will eat its trainer.
39:00 <berger> hehe
39:00 <Bellatrix> However I defintely do not agree that people with a drug addiction should be on DSP
39:00 <Pieter> i can feel it peeling off :(
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Bella, I'm one of them *shrugs* ... took me my entire adult life to earn this rest
39:00 <Pieter> *nod* Bellatrix
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna fucking keep it
39:00 <Bipolarpanda> Bellatrix im with you on that one
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> what if they have a cock addiction
39:00 <Pieter> I made the same comment yesterday
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't mean that like I'm lazy
39:00 <couleurs> 47 ronin looks like a terrible movie keanu wat was u even thinken
40:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, I know what you mean :)
40:00 <Atari> Bellatrix, they should be in jail going cold turkey
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean that as in I've been fighting to have it recognised officially for years
40:00 <Picard> panda you're just gay thats not an illness
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't want that rest taken off me
40:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, I disagree with that
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> johnathon creek <3
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> new ep
40:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, yeah, i get it
40:00 <Pieter> im furious that addicts can manipulate the system , drug induced psychosis / poly drug use / addiction can be used to claim dsp as medical disability
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I know you do :P
40:00 <berger> Morgan Freeman has to watch his health.
40:00 <Atari> Bellatrix, better then a nut house
40:00 <Bastardly_One> talking to everyone else
40:00 <Pieter> something that can be treated is not a disability
40:00 <Picard> centrelink shouldnt give out cash
40:00 <Atari> least it gives them incentive
40:00 <couleurs> just go make bill n tads 3
41:00 <Pieter> and what Picard said
41:00 <Bellatrix> Pieter, yes... I definitely do not agree with that - perhaps sickness allowance while they get 'well' but not dsp
41:00 <Pieter> food stamps
41:00 <Atari> get laws like Singapore
41:00 <berger> old ppl should watch their health this year
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> drug induced psychosis
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> = many weed smokers
41:00 <Atari> Singapore has the best laws
41:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, if you get a DSP that is drug induced ... such as anxiety and depression of an opiate user
41:00 <Atari> 12 months in jail for drugs
41:00 <Pieter> Bellatrix: Well yeh , that :)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> then you should not be entitled to the DSP at all
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> jail isnt the answer
41:00 <Picard> if this was singapore all of you cunts would be in prison
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> prison system needs a complete overhall
41:00 <couleurs> who's with me???
41:00 <Excessive> woooooooo over 200 bux in bitcoin
41:00 <Excessive> huhhuhu
41:00 <berger> old ppl should watch their health this year
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> drug induced psychosis
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> = many weed smokers
41:00 <Atari> Singapore has the best laws
41:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, if you get a DSP that is drug induced ... such as anxiety and depression of an opiate user
41:00 <Atari> 12 months in jail for drugs
41:00 <Pieter> Bellatrix: Well yeh , that :)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> then you should not be entitled to the DSP at all
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> jail isnt the answer
41:00 <Picard> if this was singapore all of you cunts would be in prison
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> prison system needs a complete overhall
41:00 <berger> old ppl should watch their health this year
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> drug induced psychosis
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> = many weed smokers
41:00 <Atari> Singapore has the best laws
41:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, if you get a DSP that is drug induced ... such as anxiety and depression of an opiate user
41:00 <Atari> 12 months in jail for drugs
41:00 <Pieter> Bellatrix: Well yeh , that :)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> then you should not be entitled to the DSP at all
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> jail isnt the answer
41:00 <Picard> if this was singapore all of you cunts would be in prison
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> prison system needs a complete overhall
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> may aswell shoot people dead instead of sending them to prison
42:00 <Pieter> justice system needs a complete overhall
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
42:00 <Atari> singapore is very democratic but Picard, don't forget that
42:00 <Bastardly_One> australia needs an overhaul
42:00 <Picard> if u are busted with drugs or commit a crime while on drugs first offence should be cut off one finger
42:00 <Bellatrix> putting people in prison will not get people to stop using
42:00 <Atari> they aint nuts like bali
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAUL
42:00 <Pieter> police need to stop playing looking at shit in black n white
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> thassit ehe
42:00 <Picard> then let this continue a finger fore each offence
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Bella, it will encourage them actually
42:00 <Picard> -e
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact is
42:00 <shadssss> 0* Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
42:00 <shadssss> -
42:00 <couleurs> how much is that in real money $20? lmao
42:00 <Excessive> I jus told u, over 200 bux worth
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> may aswell shoot people dead instead of sending them to prison
42:00 <Pieter> justice system needs a complete overhall
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
42:00 <Atari> singapore is very democratic but Picard, don't forget that
42:00 <Bastardly_One> australia needs an overhaul
42:00 <Picard> if u are busted with drugs or commit a crime while on drugs first offence should be cut off one finger
42:00 <Bellatrix> putting people in prison will not get people to stop using
42:00 <Atari> they aint nuts like bali
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAUL
42:00 <Pieter> police need to stop playing looking at shit in black n white
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> thassit ehe
42:00 <Picard> then let this continue a finger fore each offence
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Bella, it will encourage them actually
42:00 <Picard> -e
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact is
42:00 <shadssss> 0* Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
42:00 <shadssss> -
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> may aswell shoot people dead instead of sending them to prison
42:00 <Pieter> justice system needs a complete overhall
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
42:00 <Atari> singapore is very democratic but Picard, don't forget that
42:00 <Bastardly_One> australia needs an overhaul
42:00 <Picard> if u are busted with drugs or commit a crime while on drugs first offence should be cut off one finger
42:00 <Bellatrix> putting people in prison will not get people to stop using
42:00 <Atari> they aint nuts like bali
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAUL
42:00 <Pieter> police need to stop playing looking at shit in black n white
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> thassit ehe
42:00 <Picard> then let this continue a finger fore each offence
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Bella, it will encourage them actually
42:00 <Picard> -e
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact is
42:00 <shadssss> 0* Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
42:00 <shadssss> -
43:00 <berger> 13what movies are you getting
43:00 <Bastardly_One> drug use is caused by poverty on the whole
43:00 <Atari> singapore girl... your a great way to fly !
43:00 <Bellatrix> Might encourage them or even reduce it but I dont think it will ever stop
43:00 <doctor> How do you stop someone from using other than coercion?
43:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, disagree!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll find the lowest income earners are the highest drug users
43:00 <Bellatrix> doctor. its not about them stopping, its about harm minimisation
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what else do they have to do to make life less fucking depressing?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and so the cycle continues
43:00 <Atari> i love singapore airlines, better food
43:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, I agree with that 
43:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
43:00 <Excessive> 0.22801746 BTC
43:00 <Excessive> @ $910/BTC atm
43:00 <berger> 13what movies are you getting
43:00 <Bastardly_One> drug use is caused by poverty on the whole
43:00 <Atari> singapore girl... your a great way to fly !
43:00 <Bellatrix> Might encourage them or even reduce it but I dont think it will ever stop
43:00 <doctor> How do you stop someone from using other than coercion?
43:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, disagree!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll find the lowest income earners are the highest drug users
43:00 <Bellatrix> doctor. its not about them stopping, its about harm minimisation
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what else do they have to do to make life less fucking depressing?
43:00 <berger> 13what movies are you getting
43:00 <Bastardly_One> drug use is caused by poverty on the whole
43:00 <Atari> singapore girl... your a great way to fly !
43:00 <Bellatrix> Might encourage them or even reduce it but I dont think it will ever stop
43:00 <doctor> How do you stop someone from using other than coercion?
43:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, disagree!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll find the lowest income earners are the highest drug users
43:00 <Bellatrix> doctor. its not about them stopping, its about harm minimisation
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what else do they have to do to make life less fucking depressing?
44:00 <Atari> european cuisine
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you should of let me finish Bellatrix :P
44:00 <Bellatrix> but I dont think its "caused by poverty"
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no no no
44:00 <Bastardly_One> of course not
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> they could join the army
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> serve their country
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's where the bad thought processes start
44:00 <Bastardly_One> following?
44:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, do you want to join the army?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> choose not to do drugs
44:00 <Atari> they need boot camp
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure
44:00 <Atari> like a drug camp
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i cant
44:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, when there is an addiction choice is removed!
44:00 <reckoner> bobs burgers season 1
44:00 <couleurs> it's still that high? i thought it bombed
44:00 <Nikky`> I'll go you Excessive.. put em up
44:00 <Excessive> it was over $1,100 abt month n a half ago
45:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly what panda said ... there's other ways out of the doledrums as such
45:00 <Atari> build a facility just for druggies
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
45:00 <Atari> get them off the drugs
45:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, and no can someone with drug dependency issues
45:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive why do u do drugs?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's easy for those on lesser incomes to fall into that rut
45:00 <Atari> rhat's it
45:00 <Atari> simple
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> im really just going by what you two are discussing
45:00 <Atari> costs money but
45:00 <Atari> govt dont give a fuck about booze and alco abuse
45:00 <Atari> they just lock you up
45:00 <Bellatrix> ummm yes they do
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always thought to make a camp for opiate users who genuinely wish to improve their lives
45:00 <Excessive> then went to abt $600 and now again at $910
45:00 <Nikky`> wb Bellatrix
45:00 <Bellatrix> Thanks
45:00 <Excessive> Nikky`, bend ovah
46:00 <Bastardly_One> because actually they might have the most stigma
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> and then there's charlie sheen, the poster child for the spoilt brat ;)
46:00 <Bellatrix> there are many AOD services!!!
46:00 <Pieter> really wanna go see that walter mitty movie
46:00 <Atari> Bellatrix, most of them are doing jail for various crimes
46:00 <Atari> most druggies turn to crime
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but if they can afford to be actual opiate addicts they're usually together people
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> watch the original first Pieter :P
46:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, ummm ... I bet there are a lot of people in the community who live functioning lives yet have an addiction
46:00 <Pieter> they need to change the bullshit quote to marijuana being a gateway drug to cigarettes being the gateway to unhealthy living
46:00 <Atari> yeah right
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Piet, torrent it ... I have already ... watched it today and liked it a lot
46:00 <couleurs> RIP Brain Griffen
47:00 <Atari> i can see a lot of them doing functional work on drugs
47:00 <Atari> gimme a break please
47:00 <Pieter> ahh k will do
47:00 <reckoner> theirs to much talk in hear
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> coffee, cigarettes
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
47:00 <Pieter> reckoner: oh no , irc being used for what its intended for , fear !!!
47:00 <Atari> they need to be put in a camp and cleaned up
47:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, I think you are very ignorant
47:00 <reckoner> Pieter: yep
47:00 <Excessive> depends on wat u want Nikky`, a lil Excessive or jus gd sex
47:00 <Nikky`> you saying its little?
47:00 <Nikky`> poor thang :o(
47:00 <Excessive> no, u got it wrong
48:00 <Atari> they do that in most countries
48:00 <Atari> Australia aint any special
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Bella, exactly ... if you caught my post on opiate addiction for instance ... if they can support themselves they're quite productive ... that's not the issue itself ... agreed
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's a prison for gaming addiction in south korea
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think it's south korea.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I know where Bella is coming from but I think she needs to dumb it down for you lot
48:00 <Atari> gaming dont kill
48:00 <Atari> drugs kill
48:00 <Bellatrix> hahaha Bastardly_One
48:00 <berger> reckoner is jimmy jr.
48:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, too educated?
48:00 <Bellatrix> :(
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas, they need it though ... it's serious shit in Sth Korea
48:00 <Pieter> drugs dont kill
48:00 <Pieter> people kill
48:00 <Nikky`> ok, show me
48:00 <Nikky`> we shall see who is wrong :P
48:00 <Excessive> lawl
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Bella, you've had experience with them ... that simple ... it shows
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah they do need it
49:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, through work 
49:00 <Atari> drugs kill over time
49:00 <reckoner> http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcuao8Wc321qm62e6o1_500.jpg
49:00 <berger> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Bella, I knew that ... you were so sheltered when I met you :P ... j/k
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> you cant escape the human condition Atari
49:00 <Excessive> poke all the fun u like .......... though would u still call it little if u were to feel it up at ur belly button?
49:00 <Nikky`> well
50:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, hrmmm thats what I hoped everyone believed :D
50:00 <berger> dont search for "jimmy jr" on tumblr
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, guess what Joel wants to do Bella?
50:00 <berger> just warning u
50:00 <Bellatrix> what Bastardly_One?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> go skateboarding ... fuck off you n00b
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not skateboarding
50:00 <beehhh> http://i.imgur.com/H1b2n.jpg
50:00 <Bellatrix> hahaha
50:00 <beehhh> its me
50:00 <Bellatrix> yeah, you can do that with him
51:00 <Bellatrix> have fun with that
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to get him to go go karting instead
51:00 <reckoner> what's tumblr
51:00 <Bellatrix> nah... im not doing that either
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old damn him
51:00 <Atari> humans were not conditioned to drugs  100's and 1000's of years ago
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Pieter> Bellatrix: hes just not that into you is on
51:00 <Bellatrix> hahah Bastardly_One
51:00 <Pieter> ive never seen this before
51:00 <beehhh> you suppose to be volunteering the bushfire
51:00 <Bellatrix> Pieter, im watching it :P
51:00 <Pieter> i know you have
51:00 <Pieter> girlie movie has grabbed me
51:00 <Atari> we dedicated most of the 1900's to drugs
51:00 <Atari> before that, not many drugs around
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hate to tell you Atari
51:00 <beehhh> 10million dollar for citizenship in oz
51:00 <Bastardly_One> even animals do drugs
51:00 <couleurs> i'm clool as a cucumbar
51:00 <Nikky`> Anywho
52:00 <beehhh> where in alaka its under 20grand
52:00 <Bastardly_One> elephants get high on femented fruit for instance
52:00 <beehhh> america yet to be the best
52:00 <Atari> i can see the difference between fruit and heroin
52:00 <Atari> you are a genius
52:00 <Bastardly_One> no different
52:00 <reckoner> https://31.media.tumblr.com/dc6810e088048502aa45a3215995d82d/tumblr_myp1rhA3zj1r05jkho1_1280.jpg
52:00 <Atari> yeah
52:00 <Bastardly_One> opium is a plant
52:00 <Atari> so is your brain
52:00 <Atari> no different !
53:00 <Atari> :) rofl
53:00 <Atari> let me wank now
53:00 <Atari> fap fap fap
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> poppy is the plant yeah?
53:00 <Bellatrix> Atari, shut up ... you are an ignorant dickhead who has no clue!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yep pandas
53:00 <reckoner> 11gb and done
53:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, yes
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you're following the logic
53:00 <Atari> aims at Bellatrix
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> im tired as, just making sure
53:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
53:00 <Bellatrix> yes Atari?
53:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_in_Alaska_by_population
53:00 <Atari> well it's been a wonderous 2 days
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you're just doing well at speaking B1 at the moment Pandas and so is Bella
54:00 <beehhh> reckoner is that you bb
54:00 <beehhh> did u see mine?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
54:00 <beehhh> should I just get a gaming notebook and forget the rest
55:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng i was thinking of you
55:00 <reckoner> no ahmed u stupid basterd
55:00 <beehhh> since alaska is next to canada we might make things happening
55:00 <beehhh> its imtiaz
56:00 <reckoner> dealwithit.com
56:00 <Pieter> dogs have been getting high on DMT
56:00 <beehhh> nope by licking cane toads
56:00 <Bellatrix> bbs
56:00 <Pieter> in NSW they been licking toads and been able to stop dosing just before overdose
56:00 <Pieter> it was reported on the news the other day
56:00 <beehhh> mostly in QLD and upnorth
57:00 <Pieter> smart fucking dogs
57:00 <beehhh> those are lazy dogs
57:00 <Pieter> anyway ya just see em laying there tripping out
57:00 <Pieter> when it beigns to wear off they go back to the road
57:00 <Pieter> toad
57:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng: im comming
57:00 <georgeandwell> n 3 grlz w1er cha pvt now only lmt time
58:00 <messenger37`O> just cooked aussie baby oats with argentine raisin and usa plum and organic cinnamon
58:00 <georgeandwell> pls respond now
58:00 <Bellatrix> For someone who doesnt eat chocolate I have eaten way too much today
59:00 <messenger37`O> from india
59:00 <shadssss> vomit
59:00 <messenger37`O> Ana_Ng: tell me all about salmon
59:00 <crash> hey Nikky` :)
59:00 <Nikky`> Hey crash :o)
59:00 <crash> how are you, feel rested ?
59:00 <crash> few more sleep ins ?
00:00 <Ana_Ng> well
00:00 <reckoner> http://imgur.com/bestof2013
00:00 <Ana_Ng> chum/dog
00:00 <Ana_Ng> few people eat that kind
00:00 <messenger37`O> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juneau,_Alaska
00:00 <Ana_Ng> red/sockeye are delicious and expensive
00:00 <Nikky`> Yes, getting well rested and guess 9am is sleep in
00:00 <Nikky`> compared to my normal wake up times
00:00 <crash> yeah forsure
00:00 <crash> im getting up at about the sametime
00:00 <crash> well 10am
00:00 <georgeandwell> hi
01:00 <messenger37`O> can i catch them
01:00 <Ana_Ng> king/chinook are big and delicious
01:00 <Ana_Ng> yes you can
01:00 <Ana_Ng> with a net even
01:00 <Pieter> a girls not gonna sleep with you if she poops in ya bathroom within 1-7 weeks
01:00 <Pieter> haha this guy was a pisser
01:00 <Ana_Ng> silvers are fun to catch, not super tasty
01:00 <georgeandwell> n e
01:00 <Nikky`> I shall aim for longer tomorrow
01:00 <Nikky`> I keep waking 5ish first tho
01:00 <crash> your usually goto sleep around 11ish yeah ?
01:00 <Nikky`> need to get out of that
01:00 <Nikky`> depends
01:00 <georgeandwell> hi n e grls wana chat now
01:00 <georgeandwell> y or n
02:00 <stebie> mmmm, sup
02:00 <messenger37`O> London, United Kingdom (all airports) to Anchorage, USA (ANC)15h 35m+ 	British Airways, United	via Seattle
02:00 <Ana_Ng> pinks/humpys are ok
02:00 <crash> who wants girls
02:00 <crash> women are better
03:00 <Bellatrix> man o man im so over the stairs at my house 
03:00 <Bellatrix> at = in
03:00 <georgeandwell> n e girls wana 2nite
03:00 <Bellatrix> georgeandwell, does that actually work?
03:00 <stebie> Bellatrix, just imagine the workout you're getting
03:00 <stebie> nicer toned legs
03:00 <georgeandwell> r u sure
04:00 <messenger37`O> yeah
04:00 <georgeandwell> messenger37`O seems like beeh
04:00 <Bellatrix> stebie, i walked from my house to footscray station last night - thats enough exercise for the 48 hour period
04:00 <reckoner> bobs burgers is on tv now berger that's strange
04:00 <messenger37`O> and the foot bridge
04:00 <Bellatrix> stebie, and given how im feeling today im notl liking the stairs
04:00 <stebie> Bellatrix, i don't know how far that is so i can't say if that's good or not :P
04:00 <messenger37`O> over the station to doughnut shop
04:00 <stebie> are you still in maribyrnong?
04:00 <georgeandwell> i dont like TS
05:00 <Bellatrix> stebie, it was a 40 minute walk
05:00 <Bellatrix> stebie around there
05:00 <messenger37`O> theres a tram goes past
05:00 <Bellatrix> nah no tram near my house
05:00 <messenger37`O> on nicholson
05:00 <messenger37`O> gordon st has
06:00 <Bellatrix> they are both on my way so might as well just walk it
06:00 <Bellatrix> its only an extra 10 minutes
06:00 <messenger37`O> brilliant thought
06:00 <messenger37`O> better than frankston
06:00 <georgeandwell> messenger37`O is beeh
06:00 <Bellatrix> im actually considering starting to walk to work
06:00 <Bellatrix> :D
06:00 <messenger37`O> walk everyday
07:00 <stebie> Bellatrix, how far's that?
07:00 <Bellatrix> weather permitting messenger37`O
07:00 <reckoner> did u no that the crasy fan girls from the flight of the conscords does the voice of the pink rabbit in the show berger 
07:00 <stebie> i need to recommence cycling to work
07:00 <stebie> just hope i don't get collected D:
07:00 <berger> yes...
07:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1545037_10202892620901538_544260934_n.jpg
07:00 <katatonic_kate> peeps!
08:00 <berger> bill hader does a voice in 2 episodes
08:00 <messenger37`O> i havent been back for the 7th NYE
08:00 <couleurs> i don't like u
08:00 <katatonic_kate> me, give a fuck
08:00 <couleurs> hi catatonic_cake
08:00 <crash> hey katatonic_kate 
08:00 <couleurs> no not u i luv u
08:00 <katatonic_kate> oh - sweet action!
08:00 <stebie> giving fucks? i'll take 2
08:00 <berger> im sick
09:00 <reckoner> do u luv him
09:00 <berger> a bit
09:00 <couleurs> did u get teh flu
10:00 <berger> i dont know
10:00 <Excessive> it's ok couleurs, there's a few that don't
11:00 <reckoner> y
11:00 <Bellatrix> stebie, the walk from mine to work is only 3.8kms
11:00 <berger> noyb
11:00 <Bellatrix> well... where I will be working for the next three weeks.
11:00 <reckoner> F*ck Yo*
11:00 <Bellatrix> ??? reckoner
11:00 <Excessive> and 
11:00 <Excessive> I'm not losin any sleep over it
12:00 <Bellatrix> brb
12:00 <Pieter> theres no excuse for not bike riding that
12:00 <reckoner> u herd
12:00 <Pieter> :p
12:00 <couleurs> k
13:00 <reckoner> Ass Cash
13:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm stoopid laptop is running like shit tonight
14:00 <stebie> Bellatrix, sweet, yeah not too far
14:00 <Pieter> close as many processes as ya can
14:00 <berger> stebie do u and pieter talk about irc at the dinner table
14:00 <Pieter> firefox tabs :p
14:00 <Bellatrix> stebie, nah.. not far at all.
15:00 <stebie> berger, sure
15:00 <berger> k
15:00 <stebie> k
15:00 <reckoner> i'm good at sex, you're bad at sex, i'm good at sex, you're bad at sex, i'm good at sex, you're bad at sex.mp3
16:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm
16:00 <Bellatrix> I should actually walk to my regular workplace too - its only 4.7kms - will only take an hour :D
17:00 <stebie> Bellatrix, how do you commute currently?
17:00 <berger> are you watching the episode on tv
17:00 <stebie> +to work
17:00 <berger> ur supposed to watch them in order
18:00 <reckoner> okay :(
18:00 <couleurs> big sosage piza
19:00 <Bellatrix> stebie, I drive - but Im trying to increase exercise but I have to be super careful not to over do it due to risk in losing weight
19:00 <doctor> wut?
19:00 <messenger37`O> back
20:00 <Bellatrix> ?
20:00 <messenger37`O> Ana_Ng
20:00 <couleurs> aha it was me all along!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <doctor> damn you couleurs
20:00 <messenger37`O> Ana_Ng: what is like to be watch aurora at night over on anchorage?
21:00 <doctor> I was falling for that reckoner, now you've ruined my dreams
21:00 <stebie> Bellatrix, try to eat more :P good foods of course
21:00 <georgeandwell> eat fresh eat subway
21:00 <messenger37`O> australia got a hole in the sky
21:00 <couleurs> hehe
22:00 <Bellatrix> stebie, i eat plenty but still managed to lose 3kilos just from doing yoga once a week :/
22:00 <stebie> wow :/ i wish i had your metabolism
22:00 <Picard> can you get both ankles behing your head?
22:00 <messenger37`O> melissa eats once every second day
23:00 <Bellatrix> stebie, no you dont :/
23:00 <messenger37`O> mel renne toms
23:00 <doctor> I find the best way to lose weight is just to starve yourself
23:00 <doctor> It's not so bad, I've done it many times
23:00 <Bellatrix> doctor, I cant afford to lose weight - thats just stoopid
23:00 <messenger37`O> Ana_Ng?
23:00 <Picard> dont eat for a couple of days and u can lose weight fast
24:00 <stebie> Bellatrix, is there a medical reason contributing to it?
24:00 <stebie> yes/no will suffice :P
24:00 <messenger37`O> can you catch salmon
24:00 <stebie> i might cook up some turkey
24:00 <Bellatrix> stebie, dont know what its like for males but for most females the first place they loose weight is their ummm chest... grrr
24:00 <stebie> bbs
24:00 <Bellatrix> no
24:00 <messenger37`O> stebie is on heat
25:00 <Bellatrix> just a quick metabolism is all.
25:00 <doctor> How much do you eat a day?
25:00 <messenger37`O> until i cant move nomore
25:00 <Bellatrix> I dont know... today I have been hungover so barely nothing... but today doesnt count
26:00 <messenger37`O> what are you gonna do with your left overs m8?
26:00 <doctor> You could always scoff down KFC if you want to gain weight, eat it thrice a day
26:00 <Picard> and die of food poison
26:00 <doctor> Nah
26:00 <Bellatrix> doctor, thats just disgusting
26:00 <Picard> fuck that shit
26:00 <messenger37`O> i had kfc burger with one piece meal yerterday feeling bloated
27:00 <doctor> It's easy
27:00 <Picard> even i wont eat it and ive got a castiron gut
27:00 <Bellatrix> messenger37`O, yeah I get the same
27:00 <messenger37`O> zinger and hot n spiecy meal
27:00 <Bellatrix> Picard, I eat KFC ... but maybe once a month at best
27:00 <doctor> the burgers are terrible
27:00 <messenger37`O> sharna lives where only next to nothing but grampians
27:00 <Picard> if i eat it all i eat is the chips and gravy lol
27:00 <couleurs> don't do that, you'll curdle
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> who the hell is messenger37`O ?
28:00 <messenger37`O> i perfer eating cucumbers and rockets
28:00 <messenger37`O> with yoghurt
28:00 <doctor> dunk the chips in the gravy and mash
28:00 <Bellatrix> eeeeeeeeeeeep kfc potato and gravy ... YUK!
28:00 <messenger37`O> get a large one
28:00 <Pieter> you are what you eat
28:00 <Pieter> and i always said you were finger licking good
28:00 <Mew> kfc chicken will make your boobs bigger
28:00 <Pieter> ;)
28:00 <milk> yeah
29:00 <Bellatrix> hahaha Pieter
29:00 <messenger37`O> i got big boobs happening liek meatloaf
29:00 <Bellatrix> If I was what I eat I think I should be obese
29:00 <Bellatrix> :/
29:00 <stebie> one does not eat obese
29:00 <Bellatrix> However I have been eating a lot better of late
29:00 <Pieter> yeh i used to eat out a cow for about 5 yars
29:00 <Pieter> years
29:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/TF30Whv.jpg
29:00 <couleurs> me irl
29:00 <messenger37`O> i should have follow melissa
29:00 <Pieter> but i lost all that weight in the end :p
29:00 <milk> just too bent to communicate atm
30:00 <Bellatrix> you know what I mean stebie
30:00 <messenger37`O> http://i.imgur.com/H1b2n.jpg
30:00 <doctor> Too good for me couleurs
30:00 <Bellatrix> Had a really poor diet
30:00 <Bellatrix> and to some extent still do...
30:00 <Bellatrix> but thats improving
30:00 <messenger37`O> veggies maken me fat
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> takes time Bellatrix 
30:00 <Pieter> gotta brush maht eeth before i get too tired brb
31:00 <Bellatrix> MistressOfMayhem, and effort.. not not a huge fan of cooking
31:00 <messenger37`O> you can grow muscle faster by only eating veggies
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yes! omg I hate cooking 3 times a day -.-
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but im on a strict meal plan thing for training
31:00 <Bellatrix> ah
31:00 <katatonic_kate> peeps
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> still a good life choice. fuck fast food off & eat clean
31:00 <Bellatrix> I need to make budget cuts so rather than buying lunch out at work I need to start taking it with me. I know its going to drive me insane
31:00 <messenger37`O> i need an iron dick installed
32:00 <stebie> MistressOfMayhem, do you cook your meals all at once and reheat when needed?
32:00 <messenger37`O> free ride for first commer
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I don't work so not usually no
32:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/4Rn9KTr.jpg
32:00 <couleurs> lmao
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bellatrix: I have a really good simple stirfry recipe? beef & broccoli.
33:00 <messenger37`O> i parents bullied me all those year, i suppose to be a disabled
33:00 <Picard> u type like one
33:00 <Bellatrix> MistressOfMayhem, oh stirfrys are the best... so easy and healthy
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> exactly lol. 
33:00 <Bellatrix> :D
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> it was so easy to make the sauce for it. I was like well... never done this before
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xX
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD*
34:00 <Bellatrix> what type of sauce was it?
34:00 <messenger37`O> i have a soft corner for annorexic chicks
34:00 <Bellatrix> who said anything about anorexic?
34:00 <Bellatrix> *annorexic
35:00 <stebie> -n
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> umm soy sauce with sherry water & cornflour
35:00 <stebie> i need a kids cook book
35:00 <Bellatrix> oh that sounds super easy
35:00 <stebie> but even they are still too advanced ._.
35:00 <messenger37`O> melissa was only 35kg
35:00 <Bellatrix> stebie, doesnt your girlfriend cook for you? :P
36:00 <stebie> Bellatrix, i wish
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> it is! red chilli, beef strips, cut up broccoli red onion garlic & oil
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> so easy
36:00 <messenger37`O> she lives in his magazine
36:00 <couleurs> ಠ_ಠ
36:00 <Bellatrix> stebie, *shakes head*
36:00 <Bellatrix> MistressOfMayhem, Yum!
36:00 <messenger37`O> she cooked that alright
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> when I jump on the computer again I'll give u a couple more if you'd like? :)
37:00 <stebie> Bellatrix, tell me about it! but she does very nice desserts
37:00 <Bellatrix> Its all good ... its not that I dont know how to cook or follow a recipie, Im more lazy than anything :P
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> stebie: body desserts?
37:00 <messenger37`O> who is taken care of your son?
37:00 <stebie> MistressOfMayhem, lol, no ._.
37:00 <Bellatrix> MistressOfMayhem, I thought the same thing :P
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh I went easiest recipies I could find haha
37:00 <stebie> oh you two naughty
37:00 <Bellatrix> yeah
38:00 <stebie> ^_-
38:00 <messenger37`O> those arent broccoli then
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> stebie: not worth having dessert then! haha
38:00 <stebie> owait. :\
38:00 <Bellatrix> Great minds think alike :P
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ^
38:00 <stebie> lol
38:00 <stebie> i'll pay that
38:00 <Bellatrix> :)
38:00 <messenger37`O> i tell you, i eat all your foods and you watch
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> eat butt
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I need the bf. to bring me the sons bottle. so I can put him to bed
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> he's falling asleep on me -.-
39:00 <Bellatrix> where is the bf?
39:00 <messenger37`O> can i pat him
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> in the lounge
39:00 <messenger37`O> MistressOfMayhem were same age when i arrived in melb
39:00 <berger> You wouldn't listen to someone named Bonerman26 in real life. Don't read the comments.
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I been in bed all day. coming down with something
39:00 <Bellatrix> haha MistressOfMayhem
39:00 <Bellatrix> aww that sucks :(
39:00 <Picard> fiat is buying chrysler
40:00 <Bellatrix> Ive had horrible hayfever for the last 3 days :/
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> sure does! haha
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ohhhhh nasty
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> damn grass
40:00 <Bellatrix> Oh it's finally clearing :D
40:00 <messenger37`O> grass?
40:00 <messenger37`O> maryjane
40:00 <couleurs> it's raining again, it's gonna rain all week
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> cut grass u idiot
40:00 <messenger37`O> i like smoko
40:00 <messenger37`O> you cut my grass
40:00 <IwantBIGbouncyBOOBIES> y not 
40:00 <IwantBIGbouncyBOOBIES> gm cant afford it and fiat already own a fair bit of ford
41:00 <messenger37`O> nicely
41:00 <couleurs> i wanted to wash me car and go 4 a cruise
41:00 <Bellatrix> messenger37`O, cut grass/ windy weather = hayfever
41:00 <messenger37`O> MistressOfMayhem i'd like to raise your son in alaska
41:00 <Picard> why not?
42:00 <Bellatrix> messenger37`O, for some odd reason I dont think MistressOfMayhem will allow that :P
42:00 <messenger37`O> i knew she wouldnt that proves she the real mom
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> messenger37`O has quite a lot of delusions
42:00 <Bellatrix> Seems that way
42:00 <couleurs> i own u
42:00 <Doodle> fiat don't own ford at all
42:00 <Doodle> ford owns ford
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> the real mum. noooo I didn't end up with 62 stitches 27 hours of labour and a son not to be a mum
43:00 <messenger37`O> only teasing i rather raise some poultry
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you are a full blown fucking retard
43:00 <Bellatrix> haha
43:00 <Bellatrix> How old is he MistressOfMayhem?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> raining <3
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> 18 months
43:00 <messenger37`O> my head was cut too
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> yesterday was hot as!
44:00 <Bellatrix> awwww, still kinda new :D
44:00 <stebie> hey PandasDontDrive
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey bro happy new year XD
44:00 <messenger37`O> but you can do your bf i dont mind
44:00 <messenger37`O> as long as dinners on the table
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah still young
45:00 <Bellatrix> They're so cute at that age... kinda learning to walk and stuff :D
45:00 <messenger37`O> Bellatrix time for you to make babies stop being a kid all the time
45:00 <couleurs> fiord
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHA harold and kumar 3
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Fuck a baby into me!"
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> he's only just started walking
46:00 <messenger37`O> head first
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> doesn't stop talking tho
46:00 <berger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJZMs_CNonM
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Widowspeak - Perennials | New Music Cities (Dec 2, 2013) 3:39 - Category: Music - 19,546 views - 175 likes (97.8%), 4 dislikes (2.2%)
46:00 <Pieter> doh
46:00 <messenger37`O> dont let him walk to far, many get drowned while mums on chatting with unknown stranger
47:00 <Pieter> bobs burgers is on too
47:00 <Pieter> and police academy :(
47:00 <British^Meat> oi fkn hue hue ay oi bro cig
47:00 <Bellatrix> too cute MistressOfMayhem. I live with my four year old nephew and every day there is something new :D
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> supposedly at that age their imaginations just run wild!
47:00 <Bellatrix> (oh and his mum of course)
47:00 <couleurs> is this beach house
47:00 <Bellatrix> at four?
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I don't remember my sister being so young haha
47:00 <messenger37`O> MistressOfMayhem is a country girl but
47:00 <couleurs> fiat n vw in bed 2 gether not ford dumass!!!!!!!!!!!
48:00 <messenger37`O> she grew up in a bush
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you're a bit obsessed with me aren't you messenger37`O 
48:00 <berger> yes
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> it's a bit pathetic 
48:00 <messenger37`O> indeed i was
48:00 <Bellatrix> Seems he/she is
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'm fairly sure that's Beehhh 
48:00 <Bellatrix> Ah
48:00 <messenger37`O> show me ur stitches
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> go fuck yourself :)
48:00 <Bellatrix> Now it makes sense... annoying!
49:00 <messenger37`O> oooh why
49:00 <messenger37`O> already sitting on a buttplug
49:00 <couleurs> when did they get bad.....
49:00 <Pieter> I wanna be on the YOUI commercial
49:00 <Pieter> Hi , This is Pieter , he saves $800 by not using his car
49:00 <Bellatrix> Why piet?
49:00 <IwantBIGbouncyBOOBIES> i hate to tell you this but fiat own ford  newholland tractors dumbass
50:00 <Pieter> How much can you save
50:00 <Bellatrix> Haha... spaz
50:00 <Bellatrix> :P
50:00 <Pieter> :P
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> stebie: 
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck him off
50:00 <Bellatrix> So Pieter, are you still watching the chick flick?
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> please!
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> -.-
50:00 <messenger37`O> Pieter jumps off the connex sling slong slide gate to avoid penalty
50:00 <Pieter> switched to bobs burgers
51:00 <Bellatrix> *shakes head*
51:00 <Pieter> whats a sling slong slide?
51:00 <messenger37`O> why the heck the weekend fairs going to go up
51:00 <Bellatrix> myki?
51:00 <messenger37`O> those new gate opens up when you stick a ticket inside otherwise just jump over them
51:00 <Pieter> theres bugs still in myki
51:00 <couleurs> different devision dumass!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <Pieter> they charge ya twice even within a 2hr period if ya touch on touch off then touch on again
52:00 <Bellatrix> fares are going up though, apparently its running at a massive loss
52:00 <messenger37`O> there used to be all stampped in yellow blue and red zone
52:00 <Pieter> and they charge ya the full day fare
52:00 <Pieter> evne tho ya within the 2 hour
52:00 <berger> th
52:00 <messenger37`O> zone 1 zone 2 zone 3
52:00 <Pieter> there is no more zone 3
52:00 <messenger37`O> bullshit
52:00 <Pieter> zone 2 is zone 3
52:00 <Bellatrix> There hasnt been for years messenger37`O
52:00 <messenger37`O> damn
52:00 <Bellatrix> zone 3 = zone 2 now
53:00 <Pieter> yeh what Bellatrix said sounds better
53:00 <messenger37`O> i was gone for last 6 years plus
53:00 <MistressOfMayhem> should still be gone
53:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Js
53:00 <messenger37`O> no intention to get back either sharna
53:00 <MistressOfMayhem> dammit 
53:00 <MistressOfMayhem> a girl can dream
54:00 <messenger37`O> http://i.imgur.com/KfMme.jpg
54:00 <messenger37`O> suck on a big black cock good for your dementia
54:00 <oldno7> hi ?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> dementia now? righto
55:00 <Pieter> i wanna see this new jack ryan movie
55:00 <couleurs> stfu dumass!!!!!!!
55:00 <oldno7> nice spelling ..
56:00 <messenger37`O> ryan pointed at you Bellatrix
56:00 <Pieter> they using the guy who played kirk in star trek 
56:00 <Bellatrix> Hey Piet, have you heard the rumour re: public housing?
56:00 <AngrymanXL> anyone on optus cable and can't access international sites?
56:00 <Bellatrix> who pointed at me?
56:00 <Pieter> Bellatrix: the 10 year thing ?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh yeah looks good
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> the ben affleck one sucked]
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothin beats clear and present danger
56:00 <messenger37`O> the court did
56:00 <Pieter> cos thats been goign around for a long while now , napthine wants to fuck off public housing
56:00 <Pieter> or limit the lease to 10 years
56:00 <Bellatrix> Pieter, housing stock is highly likly to be tranferred to community housing providers.
56:00 <IwantBIGbouncyBOOBIES> they are still a part of ford
56:00 <couleurs> thank u
57:00 <messenger37`O> i'm covering my tits liek janet jackson
57:00 <mattyd> lol limit the lease to 10 years???/ thats fuken ages
57:00 <Pieter> oh dont say that :(
57:00 <Pieter> mattyd: mines permanent 
57:00 <Pieter> :/
57:00 <Pieter> but yeh 
57:00 <messenger37`O> mattyd flood in miri
57:00 <mattyd> how do u get that
57:00 <Pieter> that was sent around , it wont happen tho
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah same i could live here forever
57:00 <messenger37`O> nice raining everyday
57:00 <Bellatrix> Pieter, it IS happening
57:00 <Bellatrix> !!!
57:00 <IwantBIGbouncyBOOBIES> the logo FORD is still on the side
58:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, you're in SA - housing is state based
58:00 <messenger37`O> cyclone christine nakid the wickham town
58:00 <Pieter> well its gonna fuck over alot of people , gonna change the country dramatically
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i know about housing
58:00 <Bellatrix> Pieter, agreed
58:00 <Bellatrix> it'll take a while for it to happen though
58:00 <messenger37`O> Bellatrix love visiting pancake parlor at highpoint on a regular base
58:00 <AngrymanXL> nn
58:00 <Bellatrix> nope
58:00 <oldno7> IwantBIGbouncyBOOBIES have you been to thailand before ?
58:00 <IwantBIGbouncyBOOBIES> nup
58:00 <oldno7> they do an operation that can sort you out
58:00 <Bellatrix> oldno7, I dont think IwantBIGbouncyBOOBIES will find what he/she is looking for in Thailand.
59:00 <messenger37`O> the foodcourt
59:00 <mattyd> messenger37`O that place is 24/7 now
59:00 <mattyd> pancake parlor
59:00 <Bellatrix> I barely frequent highpoint
59:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/LAAbEQ6-AvM
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Arcade Fire - Joan of Arc - We Exist - Live 105 Not So Silent Night (NSSN) - Oakland, CA 07/12/2013 (Dec 8, 2013) 11:06 - Category: Entertainment - 3,840 views - 38 likes (97.4%), 1 dislikes (2.6%)
59:00 <messenger37`O> i thought u live in gippsland mattyd
59:00 <mattyd> no mate Melburn
59:00 <oldno7> if he/she wants big bouncy boobies then im sure theres some dodsgy doctor that can help them out there
00:00 <mattyd> i mite visit gippsland tomorrow
00:00 <messenger37`O> all the ghettos moving to CBD inc MistressOfMayhem
00:00 <messenger37`O> visit me in miri
00:00 <mattyd> go get some rabbits n fish to eat for the week
00:00 <Pieter> awwww @ the girlie movie
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oooo gippsland :)
00:00 <Pieter> Bellatrix: can I be your exception ? ;)
00:00 <Bellatrix> hahahaha Pieter
00:00 <Bellatrix> Pieter, no - for reasons you already know! :(
00:00 <IwantBIGbouncyBOOBIES> Bellatrix,  give up its about 2ft above his head he cant quite catch it
00:00 <IwantBIGbouncyBOOBIES> :)
00:00 <oldno7> is this like a faith no more song ?
00:00 <oldno7> its in my reach but i cant grab it ?
01:00 <messenger37`O> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
01:00 <Pieter> :(
01:00 <Bellatrix> sorry my dear, its just the way it is
01:00 <Bellatrix> :(
01:00 <messenger37`O> i had my licence in 97
01:00 <Pieter> spin me and its ok
01:00 <Bellatrix> spin you?
01:00 <messenger37`O> after 6th test
01:00 <Pieter> yeh spin me!!
01:00 <messenger37`O> failed first five
01:00 <Bellatrix> im confused...
01:00 <IwantBIGbouncyBOOBIES> nup its aouta you grasp
01:00 <katatonic_kate> because you can't touch your toes?
01:00 <katatonic_kate> it happens to the best of us
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> immigrants -.-
02:00 <Pieter> now its not ok
02:00 <Pieter> GRRR
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> shouldn't get their licences 
02:00 <messenger37`O> i dont live in oz you ghetto donkey
02:00 <Pieter> its doze damn immogants fuck ya
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> either way
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> 5 fails
02:00 <messenger37`O> you'll have others but not me
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> u should have been barred
02:00 <Pieter> when you gotta go back to werk Bellatrix?
02:00 <IwantBIGbouncyBOOBIES> yes the fat belly
02:00 <oldno7> im not touching my toes anywhere near IwantBIGbouncyBOOBIES
02:00 <berger> dodsgy dougey doctor howser
02:00 <couleurs> ignore on every1
02:00 <katatonic_kate> ok… then!
03:00 <Bellatrix> Monday :(
03:00 <messenger37`O> i dont mind mt gambier and the red lakes
03:00 <messenger37`O> nice lil joint nothing much to do
03:00 <couleurs> teh end of joan of arc is so good the gunshot percussion ruels
03:00 <frontopontine> Hahah.
03:00 <messenger37`O> since when they having internet sharna
03:00 <Pieter> fuck ya lucky
03:00 <couleurs> hey win u a cow
03:00 <Bellatrix> I took annual leave
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ur a fkn stalker m9
03:00 <crash> how was your day katatonic_kate 
03:00 <katatonic_kate> ahhh
03:00 <katatonic_kate> yeah
03:00 <oldno7> in 12 weeks when i complete the ufc fit regime ill be back kicking arse with my tightly toned body
03:00 <katatonic_kate> not too shabby
03:00 <katatonic_kate> old - i doubt that
04:00 <messenger37`O> i drove to adelaide atleast 30 times
04:00 <Pieter> ahh k
04:00 <mattyd> fark
04:00 <messenger37`O> once my eye was fully covered
04:00 <KarlPilkington> There is no monobrow for the licence in the middle.
04:00 <mattyd> im bak 2 work on monday 2
04:00 <AngrymanXL> That woman host on this 2020 cricket thing has delicious eyes.
04:00 <mattyd> i think i should quit and go on the dole
04:00 <crash> yeah same, got a bit done though
04:00 <crash> woke up with so much energy
04:00 <crash> probably missing work lol
04:00 <katatonic_kate> you're chatting on irc - the closest you're getting to a 6 pack would be looking in your fridge
04:00 <oldno7> kate , why the negativity ?
04:00 <katatonic_kate> because i'm on the interweb
04:00 <katatonic_kate> it's my duty! 
05:00 <messenger37`O> go on pension mate
05:00 <messenger37`O> new start allowence sucks dick
05:00 <mattyd> how do i get that
05:00 <messenger37`O> pension is way better n sustainable
05:00 <KarlPilkington> Is there some NBA player who is famous for a monobrow?
05:00 <mattyd> do i have to cut off a limb
05:00 <Bellatrix> mattyd, can you survive on $550 a fortnight?
05:00 <messenger37`O> tell quakes you wanna stab him
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> be a single mother mattyd 
05:00 <mattyd> yeah i used to for a few weeks , Bellatrix
05:00 <KarlPilkington> How do you get the disability pension?
05:00 <mattyd> 2 months lol
05:00 <mattyd> between uni and job
05:00 <oldno7> ive got fuck all to lose before im a fit fighting machine
05:00 <katatonic_kate> ufc is basically homoerotic porn with clothes on
05:00 <oldno7> ready to tongue punch many fart boxes
05:00 <katatonic_kate> broadcast 
06:00 <Bellatrix> good luck with that KarlPilkington
06:00 <messenger37`O> tell doctors your asian wife not giving you enough sex
06:00 <KarlPilkington> I have a job; I was just curious.
06:00 <couleurs> how did win get 2 of the baha men to join his bend
06:00 <georgeandwell> i get paid $2200 pw net 
06:00 <mattyd> dam
06:00 <KarlPilkington> Is that all?
06:00 <messenger37`O> fuck working chill nigga
06:00 <georgeandwell> $550 fortnight i would starve
06:00 <mattyd> i wish i got that much $$$$$$$$ i think i get a bit over half that
06:00 <megamanga> http://i.imgur.com/gnCjkYC.png
06:00 <megamanga> its broadcast by the illuminati
06:00 <katatonic_kate> totes!
06:00 <oldno7> bacon !
07:00 <messenger37`O> let the emigrants do the job
07:00 <messenger37`O> dont believe georgeandwell hes asian
07:00 <mattyd> i think as a graduate u get paid less than u are perhaps worth
07:00 <Pieter> grrr god damn ben afflecks false teeth bug me
07:00 <KarlPilkington> Graduate of what?
07:00 <Pieter> both bottom and top grr
07:00 <mattyd> graduate of a engineering degree
07:00 <katatonic_kate> that's the only thing stopping me becoming a vegetarian 
07:00 <katatonic_kate> fuckin' bacon!
07:00 <oldno7> stop fucking it and start eating it !
07:00 <IwantBIGbouncyBOOBIES> lol
07:00 <Bellatrix> hahahaha katatonic_kate
07:00 <katatonic_kate> but it's DELICIOUS
08:00 <KarlPilkington> Engineering is supposed to pay well.
08:00 <messenger37`O> bottom line is fkn get on the pension - authorized by tony abbott
08:00 <mattyd> yeah it does for a graduate but i think once you pass graduate u get way more even if you aren't much better - this probably applies to all jobs
08:00 <KarlPilkington> There is no good on iView.
08:00 <KarlPilkington> Yeah, makes sense, mattyd.
08:00 <oldno7> i would eat bacon while snorting coke off a dead hookers back
08:00 <katatonic_kate> SO WOULD I!
08:00 <crash> bacon is ok
08:00 <oldno7> go you 1/2 in a murder charge of a hooker 1
08:00 <crash> about as good as cheese
08:00 <katatonic_kate> hmm only if the hooker is a male
09:00 <messenger37`O> no concession card no discount either
09:00 <KarlPilkington> Graduates ask a lot of stupid questions.
09:00 <mattyd> graduates are stupid, its understandable
09:00 <messenger37`O> `seen ana_ng
09:00 <georgeandwell> i got little respect for females
09:00 <prowl> messenger37`O, Ana_Ng ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 38 minutes ago (01.01. 21:31) stating "Quit: clever signoff" after spending 36 minutes there.
09:00 <mattyd> i suppose theres a fair bit of risk from the employers point of view
09:00 <British^Meat> Head like a fucking orange!!
09:00 <katatonic_kate> you wanna join the ufc
09:00 <IwantBIGbouncyBOOBIES> lol
09:00 <katatonic_kate> so it would make good practice
09:00 <oldno7> eww hell no
09:00 <oldno7> female hooker
09:00 <Kynetic> sup oldno7
09:00 <oldno7> hey ben
10:00 <mattyd> messenger37`O are u a stalker
10:00 <messenger37`O> georgeandwell spent all his income on hookers and call girls
10:00 <KarlPilkington> British^Meat, have you seen The Moaning of Life, bit shit, isn't it?
10:00 <georgeandwell> i spent about 5K last year
10:00 <messenger37`O> thats not much
10:00 <berger> ah
10:00 <georgeandwell> i know
10:00 <georgeandwell> thats less than once a week
10:00 <messenger37`O> i bet you hire the cheap whores
10:00 <oldno7> long time no running into each other in a weird situation
11:00 <messenger37`O> 20bucks sucky fucky
11:00 <mattyd> isnt ya mum free messenger37`O
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
11:00 <British^Meat> KarlPilkington i thought that was on tonight
11:00 <georgeandwell> there is no such thing as a cheap whore u currybag
11:00 <British^Meat> i was gonna watch it
11:00 <British^Meat> so no
11:00 <Bellatrix> mattyd, thats a horrible joke!
11:00 <British^Meat> i havent :/
11:00 <messenger37`O> mattyd show us your brunei g/f 
11:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1pZplaULJk
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Arcade Fire Intro, It's Never Over, Paris 2013 (stabilisé) (Nov 23, 2013) 8:13 - Category: Music - 3,580 views - 24 likes (96%), 1 dislikes (4%)
11:00 <georgeandwell> unless in india or thailand ifu want aids
11:00 <British^Meat> when is it on?
11:00 <couleurs> crasy!!!!!!!!
11:00 <mattyd> he left it wide open Bellatrix, what'd yall expect!!
11:00 <KarlPilkington> Oh..
11:00 <oldno7> hows the wife and kids ?
12:00 <Bellatrix> mattyd, Im not a fan of 'ya mum' jokes... they are just bad taste
12:00 <georgeandwell> i would go to parlour in 3rd world countries
12:00 <georgeandwell> or the thai street trash
12:00 <mattyd> yeah bad taste is what keeps the conflict in here alive
12:00 <mattyd> or so i thought
12:00 <georgeandwell> i leave that for sand niggers
12:00 <messenger37`O> try thailand georgeandwell planty of ladyboy
12:00 <Bellatrix> hrmmm.... never mind... my point is getting lost on you
12:00 <couleurs> it's gonna be gig of teh year!!!!!!!!
13:00 <georgeandwell> i dont use many asian hookers as i can get asian girls easy
13:00 <georgeandwell> cos im asian and they trust me
13:00 <British^Meat> when is it on mr KarlPilkington
13:00 <ladyboy> go europe and get free hiv mate
13:00 <georgeandwell> i use hookers for some variety
13:00 <KarlPilkington> British^Meat, I don't know, I've seen it online.
13:00 <georgeandwell> yeah i might try europe
13:00 <georgeandwell> sexpat
13:00 <British^Meat> i see...
13:00 <British^Meat> is it just...... not funny?
14:00 <ladyboy> i heard in mcow china you get ten girls for 50 aussie dolla all nite
14:00 <ladyboy> macou
14:00 <KarlPilkington> British^Meat, yeah, I think Karl has run out of new material.  It seems somewhat repetitive.
14:00 <georgeandwell> i heard ur a misinformed curry muncher
14:00 <ladyboy> some are barely 18
14:00 <British^Meat> indeed. i like karl, but sometimes it seems more forced
14:00 <oldno7> mamma , just killed a man
14:00 <oldno7> pulled her trigger now hes dead ...
14:00 <beehhh> was it worth
15:00 <British^Meat> +he should maybe. host a variety show or something
15:00 <ladyboy> i dont go parlors frequently like you do georgeandwell
15:00 <georgeandwell> i wanna try russian brothel
15:00 <georgeandwell> but im scared of mafia
15:00 <Bellatrix> Hrmm... I think its time for sleep
15:00 <beehhh> corporal lence got his medel stolen sold at the pawn shop
15:00 <katatonic_kate> what the actual fuck
15:00 <oldno7> theres an actual fuck ?
16:00 <KarlPilkington> Yeah, he just needs new content.
16:00 <Bellatrix> Night shitheads
16:00 <British^Meat> who was the biggest loser of 2013 u reckon?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> meh
16:00 <ladyboy> go for a small walk
16:00 <georgeandwell> i dont go that frequent either
16:00 <British^Meat> awolf?
16:00 <georgeandwell> maybe 1 times  a wekk
16:00 <British^Meat> beehh?
16:00 <British^Meat> beagle even?
16:00 <berger> me
16:00 <British^Meat> i dont think you're anyone berger, so i dunno
16:00 <beehhh> in a visy bean
16:00 <beehhh> *busy
16:00 <oldno7> someone is flicking the bean ?
17:00 <berger> o.k
17:00 <beehhh> last i had laid just before my divorce in 2001
17:00 <British^Meat> youtube guy?
17:00 <KarlPilkington> Many names on this channel are unfamiliar to me.
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One: u old fart
17:00 <beehhh> not an one man's job certainly
17:00 <katatonic_kate> :/
17:00 <katatonic_kate> ladyboy!
17:00 <oldno7> one mans gob is flicking a bean
18:00 <beehhh> greenlittlefrog
18:00 <PietSAsleepingNakednSexy> Nite People:)
18:00 <oldno7> ok lets get this back on topic
18:00 <oldno7> beehhh is a ladyboy
18:00 <beehhh> guy got slashed with a machette at WA beach
18:00 <oldno7> katatonic_kate is flicking her bean
18:00 <katatonic_kate> hot! gis a look at ya vadge
18:00 <katatonic_kate> y
18:00 <katatonic_kate> yeah - totes...
18:00 <oldno7> show us where the axe hit ya
18:00 <katatonic_kate> women are the best multi tasters….
19:00 <British^Meat> (tumbleweeds)
19:00 <beehhh> since china taking over oz i find it easy to seek shelter elsewhere
19:00 <stebie> it's like that
19:00 <katatonic_kate> it must have been all that ufc talk… woah babeh
19:00 <beehhh> kfc
19:00 <beehhh> i'm non violance
19:00 <oldno7> KFC makes women all sorts of wet with juices , greasy oily juices
20:00 <MistressOfMayhem> need something to watch
20:00 <KarlPilkington> I hate when I open a new tab in a browser and forget what I was going to do.
20:00 <beehhh> watch my head
20:00 <katatonic_kate> are you kidding me
20:00 <katatonic_kate> that shit is rank!
20:00 <katatonic_kate> apart from the strips !
20:00 <oldno7> you never rammed a nugget in your cunt kate ?
20:00 <beehhh> women loves the beef streak n oven baked ham legs
20:00 <katatonic_kate> naw darls 
20:00 <katatonic_kate> prefer cock
20:00 <katatonic_kate> baked ham legs
20:00 <katatonic_kate> WTF
20:00 <oldno7> cmon just go along with me here
21:00 <katatonic_kate> oh, yeah sorry - 
21:00 <katatonic_kate> yeah love nuggets in ze cunt
21:00 <katatonic_kate> best ever
21:00 <oldno7> ok cock it is for ya
21:00 <katatonic_kate> oh haw haw
21:00 <katatonic_kate> please don't give up your day job!
21:00 <oldno7> can you order that at kfc ?
21:00 <katatonic_kate> cok
21:00 <katatonic_kate> cock*
22:00 <KarlPilkington> Do people still use Facebook or is that only for grandparents now?
22:00 <British^Meat> facebook4lyf
22:00 <MistressOfMayhem> :( I still use it
22:00 <oldno7> ill have a big tub of cocks please
22:00 <oldno7> bag o dicks
22:00 <katatonic_kate> i know you can order a greasy box
22:00 <beehhh> have you seen my scar cock
22:00 <katatonic_kate> so i'm guessing cock is on the menu too!
22:00 <katatonic_kate> no beehhh 
22:00 <beehhh> http://www.nerve.com/files/resize/uploads/scanner/2010/11/circumcision-600x462.jpg
22:00 <katatonic_kate> don't you have a mangina?
22:00 <oldno7> colonel sanders is tossing in his greasy grave right now
23:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1533910_10152158647141369_1208413684_n.jpg
23:00 <katatonic_kate> lol
23:00 <beehhh> i fist my own bum with lots of lube
23:00 <oldno7> thats err great dude
23:00 <megamanga> farty mangina
23:00 <oldno7> golf clap in your bum
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> welp. apparently I'm rude now
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> :/
24:00 <British^Meat> explain...
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I don't always reply to pm's 
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> & that's rude so I've been told
24:00 <Bonny> I never reply to them from randoms
24:00 <beehhh> no scan could trace me
24:00 <katatonic_kate> ah
24:00 <katatonic_kate> next
24:00 <megamanga> beeh belongs on permban
24:00 <katatonic_kate> lol
24:00 <beehhh> i bought a bottle of champaing for ya hon
24:00 <oldno7> do people still get banned on the internets ?
24:00 <katatonic_kate> yeah i've got 3 bottles in ze fridge!
25:00 <British^Meat> tell us who it was...
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> && I know this is being read. xD
25:00 <British^Meat> and we can discuss it with them like gentlemen
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I think, I can handle that myself lol
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> nah he's sweet. just on his period I think
25:00 <British^Meat> i also do not respond to pm's
25:00 <British^Meat> i usually just close them or cut and paste what was said into here
25:00 <katatonic_kate> and it's french too best $3.90 i spent!
25:00 <katatonic_kate> cheaper than goon!
25:00 <oldno7> its champagne you illiterate fuck
25:00 <beehhh> american wines are great
25:00 <katatonic_kate> naw
25:00 <megamanga> its fizzy bubly
26:00 <Bonny> I think it's rude randoms intruding on my space by pm me without asking first
26:00 <Bonny> pming*
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> well that's an option
26:00 <British^Meat> i just feel weird pmming these days
26:00 <KarlPilkington> I imagine as you are on the sex channel, Bonny, that would happen often
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
26:00 <stebie> lol
26:00 <Bonny> nah I'm an op in there so I get left alone most of the time
26:00 <katatonic_kate> I think you'll find the best wine comes in a fuckin' cask bitches
26:00 <oldno7> im getting tired of americans whining i think the taliban should blow their arse up again
26:00 <beehhh> 5lts
26:00 <beehhh> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tp6wslFSxp8/T_-OxMgFgzI/AAAAAAAAAEs/wMvyHpe5AiM/s1600/PETER-VELLA.jpg
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> on the other server I frequent
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'm constantly asked
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> 'are you a real mistress?'
27:00 <KarlPilkington> Is it a BDSM server?
27:00 <Bonny> lol
27:00 <georgeandwell> n e lass wana hook 2nite o
27:00 <beehhh> 100lts there
27:00 <beehhh> 50lt
27:00 <katatonic_kate> meh
27:00 <katatonic_kate> UN FUCKIN' OZSTRALIAN, right there
27:00 <oldno7> straya cunts
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no it's not
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I wish but no
28:00 <KarlPilkington> I went to one of those clubs once, some interesting people were there.
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I want to see one when I go to melb next
28:00 <beehhh> these are californian vine
28:00 <oldno7> you know what is fucking unaustralian
28:00 <katatonic_kate> http://homeliquordelivery.com.au/images/sunnyvale%20fruity%20lexia.JPG
28:00 <oldno7> them taking the big dim sims off the market
28:00 <katatonic_kate> all fuckin' class in a motherfuckin' cask!
29:00 <KarlPilkington> Where are you from?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> thailand
29:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a ladyboy
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck you chick head
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> cock****
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> stupid phone
29:00 <beehhh> i've had heaps
29:00 <oldno7> i bet you have used a cask as a pillow many a time kate
29:00 <katatonic_kate> of course!
29:00 <katatonic_kate> goon a fortune too!
29:00 <katatonic_kate> fun times
29:00 <beehhh> slow motion time
29:00 <katatonic_kate> however, being an older laaaaady, i drink me wine from a glass bottle these days
29:00 <oldno7> its a rewal cunt to play spin the goon though
29:00 <katatonic_kate> LOL
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> south west vic KarlPilkington 
30:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1526770_592864450785456_371047538_n.jpg
30:00 <beehhh> yeah i keep them in glass bottle from a cask
30:00 <oldno7> straight from the bottle ?
30:00 <katatonic_kate> hmmm
30:00 <beehhh> merv
30:00 <oldno7> how fucking sophisticated are you ?
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One...
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck youuuuu :)
31:00 <georgeandwell> n e lass wana hook 2nite o
31:00 <katatonic_kate> all fuckin' class!
31:00 <oldno7> and quite a bit of ass
31:00 <frayedknot> don't you peg the cask onto the clothes line?
31:00 <frayedknot> and put your mouth under it?
31:00 <katatonic_kate> yeah…. pretty much
31:00 <megamanga> goon of fortune!~
31:00 <katatonic_kate> !
31:00 <oldno7> you are a good sport
31:00 <frayedknot> spin the clothes line and see who it lands on?
31:00 <megamanga> yep
31:00 <katatonic_kate> all fun until some cunt knocks their teeth out….
32:00 <Picard> where is a decent run n tug place in the city?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> MoM :D
32:00 <beehhh> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kurZ9lXecRY/UGX3u0ag3YI/AAAAAAAAAbQ/ItDi3bNnGC4/s1600/sinnoireffectmarv.jpg
32:00 <megamanga> once you finish it you have a pillow
32:00 <frayedknot> if you finish it, then it's just flat?
32:00 <megamanga> fill it up with air
32:00 <frayedknot> blow it?
32:00 <beehhh> where did it go
33:00 <KarlPilkington> What is Wet on Wellington?
33:00 <katatonic_kate> baahaha blow it
33:00 <beehhh> blow a horse is me
33:00 <katatonic_kate> beehh
33:00 <katatonic_kate> why are you so strange?
34:00 <KarlPilkington> Subway Sauna
34:00 <KarlPilkington> Gay's have the best names for things.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> 1198 mins on d/l to go!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky I'm not in a fucking hurry for it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Bonny> still going? lol
34:00 <beehhh> it cannot be
34:00 <katatonic_kate> tis
34:00 <frayedknot> i don't think he is fluent in english
34:00 <beehhh> you know me long time now
34:00 <megamanga> he is, he acts like he isnt
34:00 <megamanga> he's an aussie troll
34:00 <katatonic_kate> yeah, well….
34:00 <couleurs> brb or bbn
34:00 <oldno7> couleurs are you dyslexic ?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
35:00 <Bonny> the d/l
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I just started a download of something 10 mins ago
35:00 <Bastardly_One> this is something else
35:00 <KarlPilkington> What are you downloading?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> a game from the PS store this time
35:00 <megamanga> dixxxxxlesic
35:00 <beehhh> bring me your goon over 
35:00 <oldno7> dicks licks it
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> brb
36:00 <Picard> i want something in city or southbank
36:00 <Picard> im sure u prick know a rub n tug
36:00 <Bastardly_One> PS servers to mt ISP seem snails pace
36:00 <KarlPilkington> Melbourne has a number gay saunas and cruise clubs for men to meet other men.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's kind of ok in a sense as it's not lagging anything but yeah, lucky I don't wanna play it in like 2hrs or some shit
36:00 <megamanga> tit kills dicks
36:00 <beehhh> i dont like flirting with young girl they are not my types
36:00 <megamanga> mr anus
36:00 <oldno7> english motherfucker
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> liar.
37:00 <Picard> KarlPilkington im not a faggot
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard wants a cheap n nasty asian massage joint
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they call them that
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's really walk in for a handjob
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> game r u downloading?
37:00 <couleurs> i love youtube!!!!!!!!!!!!!
37:00 <British^Meat> sum yung giy
37:00 <Bastardly_One> J, WWW 214K ... embarrassing
37:00 <beehhh> MistressOfMayhem gonna show me some nice photo
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> nope
37:00 <oldno7> grandma and grandpa on their nude european holiday ..
37:00 <katatonic_kate> :/
37:00 <megamanga> ugh u wot m8
38:00 <KarlPilkington> Bay City Sauna Caulfield, Melbourne Wankers meet here 2nd and 4th Monday of each month 7:00 PM!
38:00 <KarlPilkington> Dude, next week, get into it.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> 2K14 rather
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
38:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One thats it mate, now hook me up
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I caved in while it was 1/4 price
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> hehe ya
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard, heh ... I only know of the one in Ballarat
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah that's what he wants folks
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no homo shit
38:00 <beehhh> i'll use a torch to clean her bloodstained stitch
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ew oldno7
39:00 <Bastardly_One> cheap n nasty massage front place
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that's really a handjob joint
39:00 <British^Meat> HJJ
39:00 <Picard> some offer a blowjob service
39:00 <katatonic_kate> beehhh stop being a cunt and  HAVE SOME FUCKIN' DECOURM 
39:00 <oldno7> uncle arthur
39:00 <katatonic_kate> you fuck!
39:00 <beehhh> dont thank me now
39:00 <oldno7> haha decourm
39:00 <megamanga> this is the internet, srs business
39:00 <oldno7> the internet , like one big vagina
39:00 <katatonic_kate> yeah, it's where people go to die
39:00 <beehhh> vin just posted me a pic
40:00 <Bastardly_One> good old victoria
40:00 <Bastardly_One> dodgy massage places are kind of an institution
40:00 <Picard> there was one on collins street that let u claim in from medicare lol
40:00 <Picard> cops busted it
40:00 <megamanga> its where people go to get fat
40:00 <katatonic_kate> lol
40:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1506356_10152219605528313_28443173_o.jpg
40:00 <megamanga> and win internet arguments
40:00 <oldno7> i just like to take the piss
40:00 <crash> ive actually lost weight since being on the internet
40:00 <megamanga> im always taking the piss
40:00 <beehhh> he smiles like a baby
41:00 <Picard> she went to jail for fraud
41:00 <Picard> http://melbourne.locanto.com.au/si/1/ID_162450949/Asian-Girl-Massage-in-Melbourne-City-CBD.html
41:00 <oldno7> dont like all this serious business
42:00 <KarlPilkington> Are you only seeking Asians?
42:00 <Picard> nnot fussy
43:00 <Picard> just female
43:00 <oldno7> row row row your boat merrily down the stream snort coke of hookers backs , life is but a dream
44:00 <beehhh> do they have coke in canada
44:00 <oldno7> you dont get out much do you
45:00 <couleurs> i love youtube!!!!!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I just watched a really good interview with Billy Corgan
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the smashing pumpkins guy
45:00 <Bastardly_One> for a wanker he's rather astute politically
45:00 <oldno7> in a land far far far away , beyond you modem ..
45:00 <katatonic_kate> lol
46:00 <georgeandwell> hes a hipster
46:00 <georgeandwell> i hate hipsters
46:00 <Bastardly_One> an astute one though
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but I agree he's definitely become a hipster
46:00 <georgeandwell> the other douchebags in the smashing pumpkins were always emo hipsters
46:00 <beehhh> somewhere near alaska but in canada
47:00 <georgeandwell> billy was the beter of them all
47:00 <georgeandwell> and the drummer was just a druggo
48:00 <Picard> KarlPilkington looks like u will have to wear a skirt and do it for me
48:00 <couleurs> what's a hipster
48:00 <megamanga> i dont get out much either
48:00 <megamanga> work sleep work sleep
48:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS4ALgm6Rsc
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Feargal Sharkey - You Little Thief (Full Music Video) (Sep 6, 2007) 0 - Category: Music - 403,185 views - 1,056 likes (97.5%), 27 dislikes (2.5%)
48:00 <oldno7> you should smash a few cones and just get out and enjoy the daylight you pasty little fuck
48:00 <megamanga> me or beeh?
49:00 <georgeandwell> a very annoying person
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that would make you one then too
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you're very annoying
49:00 <georgeandwell> nah 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
49:00 <georgeandwell> i m not interseted in music 
49:00 <oldno7> everyone
49:00 <megamanga> im not pasty or little unfortunately
49:00 <oldno7> ok you fat black cunt
49:00 <megamanga> close enougj
49:00 <doctor> that's no way to talk to a lady oldno7
50:00 <knives> so?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's that male model with the tats
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and beard
50:00 <Bastardly_One> all the women love him lately
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he's hipster
50:00 <couleurs> what's an emo hipster then
50:00 <georgeandwell> lou reed
50:00 <oldno7> i bought a kayak , been enjoying the great outdoors , rubbing shoulders with sharks etc
50:00 <doctor> me too
50:00 <beehhh> i dont like women
50:00 <oldno7> sorry i forgot how to treat a real lady , my mistake
51:00 <georgeandwell> is a good example of a douche hipster
51:00 <KarlPilkington> But Lou Reed is cool. :/
51:00 <georgeandwell> disagree
51:00 <couleurs> k
51:00 <georgeandwell> flogbag
51:00 <oldno7> and its hard to differentiate between fat blokes and fat women on the internet
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hipster is really a matter of personal definition
52:00 <KarlPilkington> Is Louis C.K. considered cool?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I kind of would akin it to the new arty farty business generation that are all net savvy and have skrillex haircuts
52:00 <Bastardly_One> those kind
52:00 <megamanga> its hard to differentiate irl too
52:00 <oldno7> plus i dont have very good people skills when it comes to this shit
52:00 <megamanga> esp if theyre old wogs
53:00 <georgeandwell> lou reed is just a product like a campbells canned soup to sell to dumb white kids
53:00 <KarlPilkington> heh
53:00 <georgeandwell> i tell u who is cool
53:00 <georgeandwell> vladamir putin
53:00 <oldno7> are there really any ladies out there ?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> all musical genius has been done on drugs
54:00 <KarlPilkington> He is the opposite of cool.
54:00 <KarlPilkington> That guy is so evil.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> vlad is gonna kick US butt soon
54:00 <Bastardly_One> if they don't stop provoking him
54:00 <couleurs> georgeandwell just a bad troll if u wanna c a good 1 ask me 2 be 1
54:00 <georgeandwell> u should go back to watching your white tv shows on ch10 or something
54:00 <Bastardly_One> first Syria and now Chechnya again
54:00 <megamanga> fawks oldno7  is hot for you
54:00 <oldno7> doctor , did you buy a kayak ?
54:00 <fawks> what?
54:00 <oldno7> im hot for teacher
55:00 <KarlPilkington> Who would you fuck...Conan OBrien or David Letterman?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> chechnya and russia?
55:00 <KarlPilkington> Who would you fuck...Jimmy Kimmel or Jimmy Fallon?
55:00 <berger> http://dustinland.com/dlands/dland.hipster.jpg
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> theyve been at war for hundreds of years
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothing new
55:00 <Bastardly_One> chechnya is CIA sponsored that rebellion Pandas ...
55:00 <katatonic_kate> i'm just hot!
55:00 <katatonic_kate> and i hate summer
55:00 <fawks> me 2
55:00 <fawks> bless my aircon 
55:00 <doctor> I have one
55:00 <oldno7> sweaty boxes , and not just the ones left over from xmas presents
55:00 <doctor> Havent used it in many years though
56:00 <couleurs> thank u berger 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I think Putin is gonna go for US butt if they keep provoking him from different angles
56:00 <KarlPilkington> Some people actually want to be hipsters.
56:00 <Excessive> so East n West then?
56:00 <doctor> probably eaten away amongst the weeds in the backyard
56:00 <oldno7> im fucking animal when i get on the water in my kayak
56:00 <doctor> you are one with your nature
56:00 <oldno7> im a lean mean paddling machine
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive, never really ended ... just more obvious again is all ... so yep
57:00 <Bastardly_One> research that civil unrest
57:00 <oldno7> haha snake swimming across the river , i paddled towards it and it fucked off
57:00 <oldno7> most people are shit scared and they say they have had snakes come abourd their kayak , this cunt wanted fucking nothing to do with me he tripled his speed
58:00 <Bastardly_One> CIA have sponsored it since day one
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not just a recent thing
59:00 <berger> when r u going to watch bobs bergers
59:00 <KarlPilkington> Louis C.K. is so fucking cool, I watched him on YouTube and now I remember.
59:00 <Excessive> I read some piece of writing last nite which talked abt the Orthodox havin to "make up" in time for their not recognising the bible as to arrive at truth with certain events in time ........ interesting bit I thought
59:00 <megamanga> they generally dont unless you are right next to em
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