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00:00 <Stupid`O> yeah dont forget some maccas fries for me
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
00:00 <Bastardly_One> see that guy on the Gold Coast who lost it?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> said he had a bomb in his car and shit?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron hasn't been seen for a couple of days
00:00 <Bastardly_One> might of been him
01:00 <Stupid`O> people come on irc are mostly super intelligent
01:00 <Mayhem> LOOOOOOL
01:00 <madrox> i need to wee wee
01:00 <Stupid`O> you looking at a mirror right now
02:00 <johninja> just going to try something
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad piss
02:00 <Soliloquy> 1
02:00 <Bastardly_One> for the record
02:00 <Mayhem> herp?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> just a really good piss
02:00 <Mayhem> derp
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she started it not me
02:00 <madrox> um
03:00 <Mayhem> ok, i go now.
04:00 <johninja> yeh that sucks :(
05:00 <madrox> i just worked out what the little straight bit on my bottle opener is for
05:00 <madrox> win
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> so knew chick would be dragged out of bed
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> theres no nekkedness in this shit movie
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> GHOST SEX
05:00 <Brat> paranormal activity?
06:00 <madrox> those movies are so bad
06:00 <Bastardly_One> first one was good
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the rest are a waste of time
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha i knew what was gonna happen thenm
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> get thrown at the cam era by her
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> said that to myself earlier
08:00 <Brat> nightttttt
08:00 <johninja> nini
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite
09:00 <madrox> none of them were good
09:00 <madrox> night brat
09:00 <madrox> <3
09:00 <Nikky`> Night Brat
09:00 <Nikky`> I havbe lethal weapon 2 on
10:00 <Nikky`> *have
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> saw some of that
10:00 <madrox> im watching this weird show 'naked and afraid'
10:00 <Nikky`> I get afraid when im naked
10:00 <madrox> everyone gets afraid when im naked
11:00 <stebie> true
11:00 <stebie> :P
11:00 <Nikky`> hehee stebie
11:00 <stebie> Nikky` <3
11:00 <Nikky`> I don't know madrox.. I'm sure i'd perv
11:00 <Nikky`> stebie <3
11:00 <Bastardly_One> note, i am being quiet
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it's called being smart
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
11:00 <Nikky`> About time Bastardly_One
12:00 <Nikky`> taken you how many years?
12:00 <Nikky`> :P
12:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks :P
12:00 <Bastardly_One> even I know when not to say something :P
12:00 <madrox> you're such a passive agressive bitch b1
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he's so tall he can get away with it :P
12:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit sezz
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and? :P
13:00 <Bastardly_One> cranky old bitch ... was born one
16:00 <Nikky`> Hey AngrymanXL
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Crip
16:00 <Bastardly_One> made it through the smoke and home I see
17:00 <Bastardly_One> for the record we had bushfire smoke covering the city today
17:00 <Bastardly_One> tasty it was
18:00 <doctor> bushfire smoke is a refreshing start to a new day
18:00 <doctor> nothing like waking up to a smog that lingers around for the day
18:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
18:00 <Bastardly_One> on The_Baron so it wasn't you
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the dude that went nuts
19:00 <The_Baron> pip pip cheerio
19:00 <AngrymanXL> hi
19:00 <Bastardly_One> hi n shit
19:00 <The_Baron> hi n all
19:00 <Bastardly_One> on = oh
19:00 <The_Baron> wtf yaz on about
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, a dude on the GC went nuts
19:00 <Bastardly_One> caused a seige in his car
20:00 <The_Baron> aah, same old ice capades shit
20:00 <johninja> wow i didn't see that
20:00 <Bastardly_One> smashed it up kind of then sat inside it claiming he had a bomb
20:00 <johninja> as you do
20:00 <The_Baron> he musta been on some wild shit
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol as you do
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he looked pretty agitated
20:00 <Bastardly_One> either yesterday or the day before
21:00 <Bastardly_One> down the hinterland
21:00 <Bastardly_One> so I assume Currumbin way
21:00 <Moke> lol bastard
21:00 <Moke> i have passenger of shit on
21:00 <Moke> trendy fucking cocksuckers suck my vomity pussy
21:00 <Moke> lool
21:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
21:00 <The_Baron> is that off POS 10?
22:00 <Moke> suck my retard vomit pussy
22:00 <Moke> pos 7
22:00 <Moke> i love this shit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, shads has nearly made a decent house track last night
22:00 <Moke> i wanna have a party
22:00 <Moke> and play nothing but venetian snares
22:00 <Moke> and pos
22:00 <The_Baron> where u live Moke?
22:00 <Moke> toowoomba
22:00 <Moke> qld
23:00 <Moke> lol
23:00 <Moke> cunts here dont know pos
23:00 <Bastardly_One> poor cunt
23:00 <The_Baron> nah
23:00 <Moke> my mate from brissy introduced me to pos like years ago
23:00 <Moke> prolly 2005
23:00 <Moke> 2004
23:00 <Moke> there abouts
23:00 <The_Baron> was gonna say, if u were in melboure, he is playing regularly these days 
23:00 <The_Baron> (moved there not long ago)
23:00 <Moke> i wanna shake his hand
23:00 <Moke> and say u r a legend mate
23:00 <Moke> best song titles ever
23:00 <Moke> i rofl everytime
24:00 <The_Baron> stapletapewormstomypenis
24:00 <Moke> i got dog sperm on now
24:00 <Moke> he fuses so many genres
24:00 <Moke> speedcore
24:00 <Moke> fucking jungle
24:00 <Moke> house
24:00 <Moke> the whole fucking works man
24:00 <The_Baron> you like hitlerbuttseks?
24:00 <Moke> yes
24:00 <Moke>  lol
24:00 <Moke> shit is harder then penis
25:00 <The_Baron> I been meaning to get him up here, but he hates qld
25:00 <Nikky`> Night guys n dolls
25:00 <johninja>  A farmer has taken his own life as well as his 450 cattle that he couldn't sell because of their poor condition, it was all he had left... 
25:00 <johninja> :/
25:00 <Moke> baron
25:00 <Moke> do u like squarepusher
25:00 <Moke> autechre
25:00 <Moke> boards of canada
25:00 <Moke> broadcast
26:00 <Moke> shabazz palaces
26:00 <Moke> araabmuzak
26:00 <johninja> oh god
26:00 <johninja> he is going to start listing bands endlessly
26:00 <Moke> no
26:00 <Moke> john stfu
26:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIwOonLwvrU
26:00 <Moke> man
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Passenger of Shit — Fucking Dog Turds Up My Vagina (Apr 21, 2012) 0 - Category: Music - 6,799 views - 77 likes (86.5%), 12 dislikes (13.5%)
26:00 <Moke> baron and bastard r on my pag
26:00 <Moke> page
26:00 <Moke> lol bastard
26:00 <Moke> random shit man
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not normal
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's that simple
27:00 <Bastardly_One> POS I mean
27:00 <Moke> yeah
27:00 <Moke> hes a mad cunt
27:00 <The_Baron> I do like all those acts though
27:00 <Moke> seriously 
27:00 <Moke> squarepusher is incredible
27:00 <Moke> im trying to make stuff like glitchy
27:00 <Moke> along his lines
27:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, POS aint normal, but he aint from a normal family
27:00 <Moke> i use reaktor
27:00 <Moke> u can build beats and sounds in it
28:00 <Moke> its not like any other program ive used
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you can just tell the way he does shit it's therapy
28:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, yeah man
28:00 <Moke> music and art are like husband and wife
28:00 <The_Baron> though fuck it sucks playing after him
28:00 <The_Baron> his sets are so fucking noisey
28:00 <Moke> lol
28:00 <The_Baron> all u can play afterwards is just harsh noise grind 
28:00 <Moke> anal wanking worm cunt
28:00 <Moke> i got that on now
28:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't be possible would it?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's what I was thinking
29:00 <Moke> what equipment do u guys use
29:00 <Moke> to make music 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I use FL Studio because I like pain
29:00 <The_Baron> I just use abelton, with a novation mkII controller and launchpad
29:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes cubase
29:00 <The_Baron> and sometimes I bring out reason
29:00 <Moke> i got a korg kaossilator pro for effects and mpc1000
30:00 <Moke> as u know the mpc can be used s a midi controller
30:00 <Bastardly_One> rude!
30:00 <Moke> in ableton
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I need a midi keyboard like
30:00 <Moke> and i use reaktor
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yesterday!
30:00 <Moke> alot of musicians are using mpd32
30:00 <Moke> like shigeto
30:00 <Moke> and baths
30:00 <Bastardly_One> don't get too obsessive though
31:00 <Bastardly_One> seems to piss the rest of the channel off
31:00 <Moke> oh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason
31:00 <Moke> im just talking
31:00 <Moke> jesus
31:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah johninja isn't the only one though ... madrox has had a say too
31:00 <Moke> fuck em
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so we must get boring I guess
31:00 <The_Baron> I could talk about this shit till the cows come home, but I know what Bastardly_One means
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and we do
31:00 <Moke> do u guys feel music like i do like i mean have a strong love
32:00 <Moke> like music is like loving a girl
32:00 <Moke> thats how music is to me
32:00 <Moke> music got me through my dark days in my teens
32:00 <Moke> i listened to some pretty abrasive stuff like cannibal corpse and dimmu borgir
32:00 <Moke> to name a few
32:00 <johninja> its ok, i have my UFO docos on now
32:00 <Bastardly_One> music gave me the best years of my life
32:00 <Bastardly_One> go quote a country song
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but it did and has
32:00 <The_Baron> music for me transcends any earthly concept of love
33:00 <Moke> ive met some of the coolest people going to gigs i feel at a music show people dont judge you
33:00 <Bastardly_One> never would of got to do half the shit I've done if not for music
33:00 <Moke> u can let your hair down mosh do what u want in your own way
33:00 <Moke> people join in 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I've travelled the world in my own way thanks to music
33:00 <Moke> its the coming together of great minds when u go to a festival
33:00 <Moke> or a gig
33:00 <Bastardly_One> never would of spent 2yrs in the us live mixing bands that Moke would go apeshit over if not for music
33:00 <Moke> ive also had the privelidge of meeting some of the most down to earth people that are musicians 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Moke, name a band from the original sub pop/grunge seatlle era
34:00 <Moke> i know when im 60 ill go as apreshit for a lineup or an album as i did when i was 13
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and I probably mixed them
34:00 <Moke> ok well if u wanna talk seatle grunge
34:00 <Moke> the seatle four
34:00 <Moke> nirvana
34:00 <Moke> alice in chains
34:00 <Bastardly_One> mixed 'em
34:00 <Moke> pearl jam
34:00 <Bastardly_One> not mixed em
34:00 <Moke> soundgarden
34:00 <Moke> and stone temple pilots werent from seatle
34:00 <Bastardly_One> mixed the original version of pearl jam
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=422341904564666
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahahahahaha
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> omg
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> roflcopter
34:00 <Moke> but spearheded that eara
34:00 <Bastardly_One> mixed soundgarden
35:00 <Moke> and so did the smashing pumpkins
35:00 <Moke> gish and siamese dream are amazing albums
35:00 <Moke> silverfuck
35:00 <Moke> what an amazing song
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Peal Jam used to be another band
35:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know that?
35:00 <johninja> reported
35:00 <Bastardly_One> with another singer
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
35:00 <Moke> there was temple of the dog
36:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7CPIXnaeeQ
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mother Love Bone- Stardog Champion (Dec 22, 2006) 0 - Category: Music - 771,618 views - 3,619 likes (98.9%), 39 dislikes (1.1%)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the orignal pearl jam
36:00 <Moke> and mother love bone yes
36:00 <Bastardly_One> before andrew wood committed suicide
36:00 <Bastardly_One> we all thought he was crying wolf again
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> pretending for attention
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that time he really did overdose
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> umm
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> wasnt it green river?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
36:00 <Bastardly_One> green river were mudhoney
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh ok
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> ament n gossard were in green river though yeah
37:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone forgets one band from that era though
37:00 <Moke> gossard also hard BRAD
37:00 <Bastardly_One> two bands actually
37:00 <Moke> had*
38:00 <Bastardly_One> The Fluid
38:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsKiTHw1vdQ
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and TAD
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Scientists - Swampland (Date not found) 0 - Category: Music - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 367 likes (99.5%), 2 dislikes (0.5%)
38:00 <The_Baron> one of the original grunge pioneers
38:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit The_Baron
38:00 <The_Baron> tis a good track
38:00 <Bastardly_One> not grunge
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but
38:00 <Bastardly_One> a classic is this
38:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWo5nBP1EzU
39:00 <The_Baron> nah it's that whole sonic thing though
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Damned I Just Can't Be Happy Today Peel Session Version (Jan 13, 2009) 4:53 - Category: People and Blogs - 154,760 views - 783 likes (99.2%), 6 dislikes (0.8%)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shit
39:00 <The_Baron> bleeding harmonics
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I might of accidently sent myself on a goth kick
39:00 <Bastardly_One> with the damned
39:00 <Moke> bauhaus
39:00 <Moke> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> WOOT
40:00 <Bastardly_One> this song is the best
40:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ76LC_l8yk
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Damned - Smash it Up Old Grey Whistle Test, Stage wrecked! (Mar 7, 2010) 0 - Category: Music - 140,849 views - 718 likes (98%), 15 dislikes (2%)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> really good version too
40:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEpX5NQSEz0
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gary Numan - Are 'Friends' Electric? (Apr 13, 2009) 5:26 - Category: Music - 581,296 views - 2,883 likes (98.7%), 39 dislikes (1.3%)
40:00 <The_Baron> since ur on a goth kick...
40:00 <The_Baron> :P
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I got to see him
40:00 <Bastardly_One> last tour
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so fucking amazing
40:00 <The_Baron> I missed them last tour
40:00 <The_Baron> that was like 5 years ago right?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he's autistic did you know that?
41:00 <The_Baron> yeah I did
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Mr Numan
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah 5 yrs ago I think now
41:00 <The_Baron> so pissed off
41:00 <The_Baron> I had free tickets
41:00 <The_Baron> and couldn't go coz my fuckwit arab dealer kept me waiting too long
41:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, I went to syd for Kraftwerk too
41:00 <Bastardly_One> jealous?
41:00 <The_Baron> nah
41:00 <The_Baron> saw them at global gathering last time
41:00 <The_Baron> and back in 2000 as well
41:00 <The_Baron> :P
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but the album tour at the opera house
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that was fucking epic
42:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're into them that is
42:00 <The_Baron> they are always epic
42:00 <Bastardly_One> played iconic albums in full each night
42:00 <The_Baron> does the pope wear a silly fuckin hat??
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true ... fair point
42:00 <The_Baron> I liked the future 2000 tour
43:00 <The_Baron> when they had those grided electroluminscent body suits
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what is really stuck in my head this minute?
43:00 <The_Baron> what's that?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and I doubt you'll be surprised I like them ... some people are but I think you'll see why
43:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e94y4EjWGs
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daft Punk - Human After All (Nov 6, 2007) 5:22 - Category: Entertainment - 3,399,086 views - 14,327 likes (98%), 293 dislikes (2%)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that
44:00 <Bastardly_One> been stuck in my head all day
44:00 <Bastardly_One> came out of nowhere
44:00 <The_Baron> the concept is good
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the video ya mean? was never meant to be a single
44:00 <Bastardly_One> so they never made one
44:00 <The_Baron> well it's a good track
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's from the movie they made
45:00 <Bastardly_One> two of the ugliest people ever though
45:00 <The_Baron> u seen em then?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's almost like
45:00 <Bastardly_One> keep the helmets on
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah google them
45:00 <Stupid`O> 250 firefighters battling 33,000 hecters of land
45:00 <The_Baron> I didn't know they were unmasked
45:00 <Bastardly_One> someone's got a shot or two
45:00 <Stupid`O> how many : what
45:00 <Bastardly_One> along the way ... ugly looking men
45:00 <Stupid`O> istue
46:00 <The_Baron> and why didn't Chemical Brothers think of masks
46:00 <johninja> stop trolling beehhh
46:00 <The_Baron> they certainly got the face for radio
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... totally
46:00 <Bastardly_One> if I ever ever make it to a live format
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna have to think of something like that
46:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've decided
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Infected Mushroom
47:00 <The_Baron> I really would like to do a promo shot one day, like dressed in a white linen suit, going all douchebag ibiza, but I am sitting on a throne made of sweaty testicals
47:00 <Stupid`O> there wont be much food on the table
47:00 <Bastardly_One> are shit unless they have a full live band
47:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a worry
47:00 <The_Baron> that's how I see the club scene, a wanky, camp, sweaty meat gathering
48:00 <Bastardly_One> totally
48:00 <madrox> mmm
48:00 <madrox> sweaty meat gathering
48:00 <Stupid`O> even the soldier happy to die in minus zeo
48:00 <The_Baron> ffs, why did I put this track on
48:00 <The_Baron> it's gonna be in my head all week too
49:00 <Bastardly_One> suffer
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's annoying like that
49:00 <The_Baron> well luckily I know the cure for an earworm
49:00 <The_Baron> solve a 5 letter + anagram
49:00 <Stupid`O> do tell
49:00 <The_Baron> works every time
49:00 <Stupid`O> cottonbud works fine man
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he means a song stuck in his head
50:00 <Bastardly_One> a way to get it out
50:00 <Bastardly_One> is it just me or is this place dead again tonight?
50:00 <The_Baron> or I just do this...
50:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjxNnqTcHhg
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Popcorn Original Song (Sep 21, 2011) 3:48 - Category: Music - 1,423,040 views - 5,211 likes (96.5%), 188 dislikes (3.5%)
50:00 <The_Baron> got an earworm...HERE'S A BIGGER ONE
51:00 <Stupid`O> i like to itch my ear with it after shower especially when u shave the pube
51:00 <Bastardly_One> bah!
51:00 <johninja> put 2 pencils up your nose and headbutt the desk mate
51:00 <johninja> fkn walrussed
51:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't get me anyore ... popcorn that is :P
51:00 <Stupid`O> kettle is my second best friend
52:00 <Moke> suck a little goats cunt
52:00 <Moke> lol
52:00 <Moke> pos
52:00 <Moke> u never cease to amaze me
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn warm
53:00 <The_Baron> he aint a genius Moke, just a very naughty boy
53:00 <Moke> lol
53:00 <Moke> i have to play this at 1 am in the morning
53:00 <Stupid`O> i told you climate has no mercy
53:00 <Moke> imagine doing pingers to this
53:00 <Moke> and been off your fucking chops
53:00 <Moke> this is a mental mindfuck lol
53:00 <Stupid`O> eat nothing tonight
53:00 <Stupid`O> strave yaself panda
54:00 <Bastardly_One> geez I'm moody the last few days
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so up and down
54:00 <AngrymanXL> abandoned landing strip.
54:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc7gYvLWdE8&feature=player_detailpage#t=0
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OVE-NAXX - Donga's Monsta Circus　PV (Jan 16, 2008) 0 - Category: Music - 17,422 views - 59 likes (93.7%), 4 dislikes (6.3%)
54:00 <doctor> starvation is alright to try
54:00 <The_Baron> I presume u seen this Moke?
54:00 <Stupid`O> im preparing for next summer comming to miri
54:00 <The_Baron> (I do like ove-naxx as well, so what a treat)
55:00 <Stupid`O> doctor one stroke today in every six minutes straya
55:00 <doctor> yer well good riddance to it
56:00 <doctor> i don't consider myself australian, i just live here. i'm just a member of the damned human race
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I might have to go for a wander
56:00 <Stupid`O> lone soldier died in subzero for a reason
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> fart
56:00 <Bastardly_One> quite antsy
57:00 <doctor> enjoy your walk
57:00 <Stupid`O> it was a sweet death
57:00 <doctor> the moons alright tonight
57:00 <doctor> she'll follow ya
57:00 <Stupid`O> should be cremeted n laid to rest
57:00 <doctor> agreed
57:00 <Stupid`O> yup he fkn deserved this
57:00 <Moke> suck worms out my farting cunt
58:00 <Moke> lmfao
58:00 <Moke> lol
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> ya mum
58:00 <Bastardly_One> back soon I suppose
58:00 <Stupid`O> people dont realise lemon could be a life savour
00:00 <doctor> sickly sweet lemon
00:00 <Stupid`O> i hope mistressofmayhem made it out in one piece with her toddler boy
00:00 <doctor> let's not get personal, no need for that
01:00 <Stupid`O> stawell is covered over smoke
01:00 <Stupid`O> http://www.abc.net.au/news/
01:00 <Stupid`O> ferocious n incredible
01:00 <doctor> forget the abc, they are not your friend
03:00 <Stupid`O> they are massenger
03:00 <johninja> australian broadcasting mate
03:00 <johninja> not borneo
03:00 <doctor> No dd, they are liars
04:00 <Moke> y
04:00 <Moke> waht did the abc do
05:00 <Stupid`O> how can only 250 people are for that kind of jobs, this aint no 300 even film
05:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/1488236_275894935897409_2093424713_n.jpg 
05:00 <johninja> fkn syria
05:00 <doctor> beautiful johninja
05:00 <Stupid`O> even in miley cyrus concert 12000plus audience
05:00 <doctor> couleurs would be proud
06:00 <johninja> :)
06:00 <Stupid`O> finland is covered with lush pine trees
08:00 <Stupid`O> More than 25 bushfires are merging in eastern Victoria and will create an inferno of half a million hectares, authorities warn.
09:00 <Stupid`O> doctor ur kinda safe right now worry parts for victoria and later to tasmania
09:00 <doctor> I'm not worried
10:00 <doctor> Let the whole place burn asunder for all I care
11:00 <Stupid`O> same here
12:00 <Stupid`O> they should've thought of it before
12:00 <Moke> i hope all arab cunts burn to death
12:00 <Stupid`O> Moke negative they are spraying houses with bullets across sydney
12:00 <Moke> fucking pieces of shit
12:00 <doctor> It's bound to happen, this land doesn't take too kindly to settlement
13:00 <Moke> i would love ot bash their head against a curb like in american history x
13:00 <Stupid`O> i met allback at melbourne olympics they seems to with good spirit folks
13:00 <Stupid`O> i had the privilleged to served them
13:00 <Stupid`O> commonwealth
14:00 <doctor> maybe one day you will fight well and die for Mother England
14:00 <Stupid`O> move to nz if many are coming from there to WA
15:00 <doctor> Yeah NZ seems alright
15:00 <Stupid`O> http://news.brisbanetimes.com.au/breaking-news-national/massive-bushfire-forming-in-eastern-vic-20140117-30zhh.html
15:00 <Stupid`O> go dunedin nice people
16:00 <Stupid`O> only 200,000 population
16:00 <Stupid`O> qaurter if them are japanese
17:00 <doctor> I could own a property and hire you as a servent to grow my weed and sell it to urbanite teenage folk
17:00 <Ben_84> hey all
17:00 <johninja> hi ben
17:00 <doctor> hello ben
17:00 <johninja> solid plan doctor
18:00 <Ben_84> hey john, doc
18:00 <Ben_84> much happening?
18:00 <Stupid`O> recently there were a biggest haul in perth over few million dollars worth
19:00 <johninja> Ben, the two of us need look no more 
19:00 <johninja> We both found what we were looking for 
19:00 <Stupid`O> i'm a farmer would like to grow tomatoes and cauliflowers
19:00 <Stupid`O> and look after ur crops aswell
19:00 <doctor> you're hired
19:00 <doctor> bring the whole family
19:00 <Ben_84> oh?
20:00 <Stupid`O> ok man
20:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RntxCmqQqSA 
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BEN - Michael Jackson (Jul 7, 2009) 2:54 - Category: Music - 466,686 views - 1,692 likes (98.7%), 22 dislikes (1.3%)
20:00 <Stupid`O> take these two hands
20:00 <Ben_84> haha
20:00 <doctor> I'll look after you well
20:00 <Ben_84> oh but of course
20:00 <Stupid`O> i want a country sheila as my partner
21:00 <doctor> You'll have to find that yourself, that's not in my contract
21:00 <Stupid`O> thanks
21:00 <Stupid`O> contract is taken
21:00 <doctor> but with all the money and prestige you make, it won't be a problem
22:00 <Stupid`O> a shoulder to hold onto
24:00 <johninja> we all neeeed somebodyyyy to leaaannn on
24:00 <johninja> lean on me!
25:00 <Stupid`O> yeah it hurt
25:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPoTGyWT0Cg 
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bill Withers - Lean On Me [with lyrics] (Oct 10, 2009) 4:29 - Category: Music - 10,511,835 views - 40,097 likes (97.3%), 1,133 dislikes (2.7%)
29:00 <The_Baron> nah too ripped for this
29:00 <The_Baron> night
29:00 <johninja> cya mate
29:00 <johninja> know that feel
29:00 <doctor> Too much emotion for the average sort
30:00 <doctor> damn
30:00 <johninja> drink until the text gets wavy
30:00 <doctor> that didn't turn out how i expected, but what can you do
30:00 <johninja> just pretend you meant it that way
30:00 <doctor> true
31:00 <doctor> heck I have no shame, take it or leave it as I say
31:00 <doctor> No worth in pretending
33:00 <johninja> what is a man without his pride
36:00 <doctor> Cathy Freeman, bolting at 100km per ever few seconds. With the wind flowing through her strawy, liberated, gracious indeginous flock of hair
36:00 <Stupid`O> oooh australian milo with danish milk
37:00 <doctor> The gap between her teeth is no impediment to what this free spirit can achieve
39:00 <Stupid`O> The University of Lethbridge is a publicly funded comprehensive academic and research university, founded in the liberal education tradition, located in Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada, with two other urban campuses in Calgary and Edmonton.
40:00 <doctor> You've already completed your honors dd, with a hight distinction
40:00 <doctor> There's nothing left for you to learn
42:00 <Stupid`O> i just want to escape the heat
43:00 <Stupid`O> heat from people
43:00 <doctor> Sorry mate, you're fucked. You ARE the heat
44:00 <Stupid`O> lol
45:00 <Stupid`O> next sem i'm tranferring to bentley campus
45:00 <Stupid`O> or margaret river
45:00 <johninja> fuck off beehhh
45:00 <doctor> Too many hippy lefties
45:00 <johninja> you aren't allowed in our country
46:00 <Stupid`O> http://www.curtin.edu.my/campusnews/mediarelease/2014/PR_14-003.htm
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up
47:00 <doctor> Convert to Catholicism and sign up to Notre Dame in Freo
48:00 <Stupid`O> good to see b1 n jnij excited
48:00 <doctor> That's your best bet
48:00 <Stupid`O> if i was 28 i would 38 this march cobba
48:00 <johninja> i spend most of my days reporting things on facebook
48:00 <johninja> boring job but someone has to do it
48:00 <Stupid`O> i got in melb when i was 19
49:00 <Stupid`O> destination unknown
50:00 <Bastardly_One> report the anti islam pages
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
50:00 <doctor> Yeah but you blew it all on your meth binge and unpaid parking fines. There's no way they'd take you back
50:00 <johninja> phht
50:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a fucking huge one
50:00 <doctor> Unless you become a religous person
50:00 <johninja> islam is a terrible religion
50:00 <Bastardly_One> can't seem to get it down
50:00 <johninja> i'm mainly cracking down on black people being racist towards white people at the moment
50:00 <doctor> Catholiscism is best for you beehhh, even if you fake it
50:00 <johninja> happens more than you would think
50:00 <Stupid`O> i'm every religion
51:00 <Stupid`O> fake with whom
51:00 <johninja> are you a muslim sympathiser Bastardly_One?
51:00 <doctor> Just pretend like most Catholics
51:00 <British^Meat> Stupid`O can you stop typing? cheers
51:00 <doctor> Australians love Catholics
51:00 <doctor> Abbott is a Catholic
51:00 <Bastardly_One> depends which branch of Islam
51:00 <johninja> ah
51:00 <johninja> good
51:00 <Bastardly_One> on the whole it's peaceful
52:00 <Stupid`O> i believe in sceintology
52:00 <johninja> there is no place for their stone aged laws in this world
52:00 <Stupid`O> scientology
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the wahabi and half the time their Shai mates
52:00 <johninja> but i know they aren't all that way
52:00 <johninja> just the fanatics
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that give Islam a bad name
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that' the Wahabi
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and to a degree the Shites
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Shai
53:00 <Stupid`O> doctor, U & I both know about our GOD
53:00 <Stupid`O> there is none
53:00 <doctor> Personally I believe in the extermination of the whole human species, but it's unlikely people will be too accepting of such an idea. So we must fake it
53:00 <doctor> If you can pretend well enough
54:00 <johninja> i think the sharks are having a bit of a human cull right now
54:00 <Stupid`O> feed collin barnnet to shark see if he likes it
54:00 <doctor> No mention of him here please tyvm
54:00 <johninja> don't participate in my conversation pls beehhh
54:00 <johninja> you aren't welcome
55:00 <Stupid`O> actually i like him
55:00 <Bastardly_One> sharks don't provoke though
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so that's strange
56:00 <Stupid`O> shrak meat is high in omega 1,2,3 n 6,8,9
56:00 <johninja> yeah i know, dumb joke
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
56:00 <Bastardly_One> never saw up
56:00 <Bastardly_One> MY bad
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I only read your line
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
56:00 <Stupid`O> instead of culling them put them in can for generations to come
57:00 <Stupid`O> sell them to china
57:00 <johninja> Yet Another Woman Sues TSA for Sexual Assault
57:00 <johninja> haha
57:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1484085_653672674679587_908486224_n.jpg
58:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
58:00 <Stupid`O> alberta is where i'd be going mate
58:00 <Bastardly_One> alberta doesn't even deserve you
58:00 <Stupid`O> i'll fake anything you want doctor
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and I fucking hated alberta
58:00 <johninja> they found hundreds of thousands in loose change last year
59:00 <johninja> MAJOR adult film companies are moving their operations from Los Angeles to Vegas where porn stars don't have to wear condoms during filming.
00:00 <Stupid`O> LA is faking bukkake now-a-days
00:00 <johninja> makes sense really
00:00 <johninja> sincity
00:00 <Stupid`O> moose city for me
01:00 <Stupid`O> linux(open source software) was inveted in finland
02:00 <Stupid`O> too late too long my feelings are already torn
02:00 <johninja> http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2014/01/17/1226804/470335-78cee3b4-7f52-11e3-8cdb-58f79d3137a3.jpg
02:00 <doctor> fake it untill it's believable dd
02:00 <doctor> that's all you got to do
03:00 <Stupid`O> didnt you realise brother i'm not in oz yet
03:00 <doctor> Australian National Socialists for Germany!
04:00 <Stupid`O> but i'll keep that in mind to fake it
05:00 <Stupid`O> for me all religions are equal btw
05:00 <doctor> You'll have no problem in pretending DD
05:00 <Stupid`O> nothing fancy or fabolous
05:00 <Stupid`O> i could kiss john pope's forehead if you want or you know...anything
06:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwfmbXJEBtY
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Platters - The Great Pretender - Lyrics (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
06:00 <johninja> good song
06:00 <Stupid`O> i'll be okay
07:00 <Stupid`O> canada is at peace atm
07:00 <Stupid`O> lot of my cousins are there, three born there i never see them but was at their parents wedding i was there
08:00 <doctor> just pretend to be what ever they are
08:00 <Stupid`O> they are 25, 22 and 16
09:00 <Stupid`O> canada is very secular religion is not an issue
18:00 <Bastardly_One> well
19:00 <Excessive> aye
19:00 <Excessive> sup
19:00 <Stupid`O> fake doctor
19:00 <Bastardly_One> not much Excessive ... you?
19:00 <Stupid`O> do you ask that tp every emigrant or i'm special on this case
20:00 <Stupid`O> did i ever even lodge an application cannot remember much
20:00 <Excessive> fckin around wif the mining rig
20:00 <Stupid`O> you  cant change the past but sure can the future
21:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
21:00 <Stupid`O> too nice ya wanna hurt me doncha
21:00 <Stupid`O> cause i'm stupid
22:00 <Bonny> stupid ppl are my bread and butter
22:00 <James-Whitehead> Bastardly_One ya stupid cunt
22:00 <Excessive> lo Bonny
23:00 <Bonny> yo Excessive
23:00 <Excessive> k, time for a spliff, brb
24:00 <Stupid`O> but if your true from heart i admire your conscience
24:00 <Stupid`O> dont expect much from a man returned from death
24:00 <Excessive> oh tis beehhh
25:00 <johninja> lol
26:00 <Stupid`O> asians are rushing to flee to western america must be a reason behind it
28:00 <Excessive> to sell drugs beehhh so they can buy their BMW's n Mercs that they drive
31:00 <Stupid`O> canada welcomes talented student
32:00 <Stupid`O> your CGP has to be 3.0 not blood alochol limit
34:00 <Stupid`O> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4iUibbj-7w
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dandy Warhols - We Used To Be Friends (Jun 2, 2009) 3:21 - Category: Music - 944,712 views - 3,439 likes (98.5%), 51 dislikes (1.5%)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so
51:00 <johninja> 2 model helis in peices :/
51:00 <johninja> thinking about swapping some bits out
52:00 <johninja> gonna need 2 solder though 
56:00 <Stupid`O> Male pupolation are declining from campus
58:00 <Stupid`O> y doctor wants me to become a preist waht was my sin
58:00 <johninja> shhh
58:00 <AngrymanXL> fuck!! wwhere is my cool change!!??! it's still too fucking hot!
58:00 <AngrymanXL> fuck you weather man
59:00 <Stupid`O> weather man is busy scoring his clockcardtiming
00:00 <Bastardly_One> there was supposed to be a storm
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I never got it
01:00 <Stupid`O> only storm you'll get is if fire creates its own weather
01:00 <Stupid`O> all those sheeps got burnt near grampians and countless numbers of ghala
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturepicturegalleries/9025139/Out-of-this-world-planets-captured-within-water-drops-by-Markus-Reugels.html
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> we dont need no abbos let new south wales burn
10:00 <Stupid_Priest> hello i changed my religion from athiest to protestian anygood for straya
11:00 <johninja> can we ban it ppls
11:00 <johninja> it hurts my brain
11:00 <madrox> the word is protestant you stupid fuck
12:00 <Stupid`O> who gives a
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
13:00 <madrox> clearly I do or I wouldnt have commented you fuckhead
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> im gonna make an australia day video
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> im gonna burn like.. 1000 bibles
13:00 <Stupid`O> testament was correct
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> and use a quran to wipe my arse with
13:00 <madrox> thats just stupid waix
14:00 <Stupid`O> quran githa all bullshit
14:00 <Stupid`O> those are only papers man use sorbent instead or yellowpages
15:00 <Stupid`O> not surrenderring this time
16:00 <madrox> your nick really suits you man
16:00 <madrox> keep it
17:00 <Stupid`O> no i wanna sell it its on sale
20:00 <Stupid`O> up for grab! going going gone...sold
20:00 <Stupid`O> i bought it myself
21:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
21:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> fart
30:00 <Maurice> dafuq
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://www.facebook.com/pages/WE-WANT-FACEBOOK-ADMINZ-TO-DELETE-THE-GROUP-THAT-QURAN-IS-A-TOILET-PAPER/121123614578414
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> LMFAO
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> OMG LOL
32:00 <Maurice> No.
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://www.facebook.com/groups/345282198899423/?fref=ts
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahahahah
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1527072_591516047596086_1248046859_n.jpg
44:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhh
47:00 <quasimoto> really
47:00 <Bastardly_One> really
48:00 <quasimoto> damn
50:00 <AngrymanXL> http://i.imgur.com/5KOOge2.jpg
12:00 <stupid`O> 'those were only words there are lot worst thing going on in this world'
15:00 <Excessive> brb
16:00 <stupid`O> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K9jBL2syJ8
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Disturbed - Asylum [Official Music Video] (Aug 17, 2010) 5:03 - Category: Music - 8,665,696 views - 60,965 likes (98.8%), 756 dislikes (1.2%)
20:00 <stupid`O> fire tourism
38:00 <wok> ./?\
42:00 <wok> f    /\/\
42:00 <wok> r   /  V \
42:00 <wok> y   \0 ()/
42:00 <wok> d    \__/
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ok then
44:00 <peace> Bastardly_One you suck
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
44:00 <peace> you should do some schooling cause you dont know shit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that so?
45:00 <peace> well about me atleast you dont
45:00 <simba> 4:16
47:00 <peace> ne1 stoned
47:00 <peace> i am
47:00 <peace> thats one thing you didnt know
47:00 <simba> kool
47:00 <simba> me 2
48:00 <simba> 4:18
49:00 <peace> might make a song that sez bastardly one dont know shit
49:00 <simba> ur music sux chris
49:00 <simba> its horrifying
49:00 <peace> most of it does
49:00 <peace> some is real good
50:00 <simba> not 1 track is good
50:00 <stupid`O> <simba> Cum everyone
50:00 <simba> 420!!!!!!!
52:00 <peace> my music only sucks cause you have shit stearo system
52:00 <peace> you need good subwoofer
52:00 <simba> u know that aint true
52:00 <simba> sorry
52:00 <simba> its all crap
52:00 <peace> nah you wanker
53:00 <simba> you know it sucks
53:00 <simba> dont rage
53:00 <Bastardly_One> chris
53:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
53:00 <peace> you
53:00 <Bastardly_One> YOU!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> what kind of answer is that?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> just shut up thanks
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that worked
02:00 <Bastardly_One> good
04:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
04:00 <Bastardly_One> now it's too quiet
07:00 <Excessive> stop whinin lawl
09:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
10:00 <Bastardly_One> having a bit of a bad night again
10:00 <Bastardly_One> sick of this shit
10:00 <Bastardly_One> thinking of going for a walk again
10:00 <Excessive> K
11:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya it might happen after the novelty of moving wore off
11:00 <Excessive> yep, I need to reboot again, brb
14:00 <peace> i made a song
14:00 <peace> just then
17:00 <simba> cos i just cant seem 2 get enough SUA-REZ do do do do do do
17:00 <peace> https://soundcloud.com/alisid/dont-underrstood
18:00 <simba> dont underrstood ?
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <simba> like, dont understand, or misunderstood?
18:00 <simba> "dont underrstood"
18:00 <simba> incredible
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> one word for it
22:00 <Bastardly_One> BOOM!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> how scary is this
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikki Sixx
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Happy 33rd anniversary to my brothers in Motley Crue.Its been one hell of an adventure so far
29:00 <Bastardly_One> 33yrs
29:00 <Bastardly_One> of motley crue
30:00 <simba> 33 interesting choice bet 1 of em will die today
35:00 <Bastardly_One> on can't tour anymore
35:00 <Bastardly_One> like it's literally too much pain
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he suffers a disease fusing his back together
36:00 <Bastardly_One> or something like that
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
44:00 <BlackDevil> FUCK
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooook then
44:00 <BlackDevil> he's pregnant
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope one of my monitors have fucking frozen again and i cant be fucked fixing it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that all/
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> 15 mins you go home anyway
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so who cares?
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nope try more
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he wont get here till 545
46:00 <Bastardly_One> an hour then
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> he doesnt like talkingt to the rover
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this woman
47:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqwTkeXSi6c&feature=youtu.be
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Abby Martin Rips Corporate Media over Justin Bieber's Eggs | Weapons of Mass Distraction (Jan 17, 2014) 4:14 - Category: News and Politics - 64 views - 6 likes (85.7%), 1 dislikes (14.3%)
48:00 <Bastardly_One> for people like BlackDevil :P
48:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
48:00 <Excessive> did u see that fb post that I posted?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmm dunno?
49:00 <Excessive> the "alien" one
49:00 <Bastardly_One> can't say I did
49:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=394822953990772&set=vb.236486913157711&type=2&theater
49:00 <Excessive> fckn tell me if it's real or not
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the time traveler?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking at your feed now
50:00 <Bastardly_One> is that it?
50:00 <Excessive> where he saves the dude from an acco
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is
50:00 <Bastardly_One> no fucking idea
50:00 <Bastardly_One> seen it before and makes ya wonder
52:00 <Bastardly_One> there's one in a carpark too
52:00 <Excessive> though u do know that shit like that can also be made with Hollywood special fx too
53:00 <Excessive> Hollywood style special fx*
53:00 <Excessive> so if it is real
53:00 <Bastardly_One> then the flash is out there
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess
53:00 <Bastardly_One> if it is real
54:00 <Excessive> well, I can see it bein possible re: technology wise
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I honestly have no opinion because I've seen a couple of them
56:00 <Excessive> is it Japan or Germany that was prohibited to spend on military after wwi?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and it raises interesting questions
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure
56:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember for some reason
56:00 <xm> Japan
56:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Japan
56:00 <Excessive> one of them .......... pretty sure and it might be Japan
56:00 <Excessive> ditto
56:00 <xm> and they're still paying back the USA i think
57:00 <xm> but this is ww 2 obviously
58:00 <xm> after ww 1 they pretty much stuffed up Germany too though
58:00 <Excessive> did u know that since then they've actually been spendin it in study of electro-magnetic technology?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, I'm following
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah i don't think it was aliens
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not the way the guy walked off after
58:00 <Excessive> ye
58:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaaand
58:00 <Bastardly_One> more like a military experiement
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and the "alien" has a motorbike helmet on
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and walks off before the truck driver who I think was the unwilling victim
59:00 <Excessive> that fckn transmitter that they'd be usin must be some fckn gd thing
59:00 <Bastardly_One> realised
59:00 <Bastardly_One> could be yanno
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fair point
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hence the "time traveler" in a car park
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that was asian too
01:00 <Excessive> which also explains other ppl's talkin abt ghosts etc
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it could do
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, talk to xm
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be back shortly
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I am still antsy damn it
02:00 <Excessive> I know a dude that swears that he was pinned down to his bed, he jumped up put the lights on and there was nothin there
02:00 <Bastardly_One> a small walk might help
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I believe that can happen
03:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry to seem rude dude
03:00 <Excessive> k go
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been trying to ignore it for an hour
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll be here when I get back
03:00 <Excessive> how long?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> can't see why we can't talk about it then
03:00 <Excessive> k
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, 15 - 20
04:00 <Bastardly_One> if not ... we can later
04:00 <Bastardly_One> all good
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I appreciate it my man
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but you should come first
04:00 <Bastardly_One> if you wanna sleep before I get back
04:00 <Bastardly_One> do it
04:00 <Excessive> nah I'll be here
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *wanders for a little bit*
05:00 <Excessive> .o/
51:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
51:00 <Excessive> welcome
53:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
56:00 <Excessive> jus makin a coffee
56:00 <Excessive> brb
56:00 <Loof> mmm coffee
56:00 <Loof> better than weed
56:00 <Loof> lucky it's legal
56:00 <Loof> else o/
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like it for some reason
57:00 <Loof> tea?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> used to
57:00 <Loof> or does caffeine fuck with ur anxiety?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> seem to be a huge coke drinker now
58:00 <Loof> ah
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but this week
58:00 <Bastardly_One> for fuck sake
58:00 <Bastardly_One> up and down like a whore's drawers
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not been pretty on the inside of my head
58:00 <Loof> same with the inside of my jocks
58:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I just came back from a 3rd ansty/stress walk today
59:00 <Loof> fuck
59:00 <Loof> out of ganja?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
59:00 <Excessive> k, back
59:00 <Bastardly_One> social isolation gets to me when I've nothing to focus on
59:00 <Loof> yeah i got a shit tonne too
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the "something to do" factor
59:00 <Loof> when u start ur course you'll be better by the sound of it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a fucking hike
00:00 <Bastardly_One> for something I'll be bored of in a week
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... I need to relearn a lot IMO
00:00 <Loof> do you know css or do you still use tables?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I know css and I don't
01:00 <Bastardly_One> not that old school :P
01:00 <Loof> hehe cool
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but you know what I mean
01:00 <Loof> ye
03:00 <Loof> what an awesome day :)
03:00 <Loof> for cock
03:00 <Bastardly_One> *backs away*
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Loof> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> silly government
04:00 <Bastardly_One> they've given me 2 free travel things
04:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks to a change of address
04:00 <Bastardly_One> handy
07:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
07:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of smells that rain smell
07:00 <Bastardly_One> if so there's things I better close regardless of it still being a bit warm
08:00 <Bastardly_One> not a drop
08:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
12:00 <Loof> fuck face is looking gaunt
13:00 <Loof> i been trying to eat as much as possible
13:00 <Loof> fuck
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's kind of good though
13:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> like better than being fat off the meds yeah?
13:00 <Loof> dont want to lose this last 20kg to fast
13:00 <Loof> or skin will sag
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
14:00 <Loof> already lost 40kg
14:00 <Loof> since that photo you saw
14:00 <Loof> was 150kg
14:00 <Loof> damn respiridone
14:00 <Loof> put on 10kg a month
15:00 <Loof> now i have the oppisite problem
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmm
15:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if Bonny does too
15:00 <Bastardly_One> will try and find out on the sly
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey b1
15:00 <Bastardly_One> can't exactly say to her
16:00 <Loof> Bonny?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, are you no longer a fatty thanks to your shots?
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bb
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hey hax
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you met her once
16:00 <Loof> oh yeah
16:00 <Loof> the skitz
16:00 <Loof> she was nice
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ya but a sane one
16:00 <Loof> yeah
16:00 <Loof> rare
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Did u fuck her bb
16:00 <Bastardly_One> she listens to my shit a fuck of a lot
16:00 <Loof> not yet bb
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and put me onto a good organisation
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Is she hot
17:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have been single for over half a year
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> I would do most things
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Even u bb
18:00 <Loof> hot :)
18:00 <Loof> let's fuck forever
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Kk
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bbl watching bogan vids
19:00 <Loof> lol
19:00 <Loof> nice
19:00 <Loof> straya
19:00 <Excessive> k, I'll be orff then ........... l8ers
19:00 <Loof> ciao Excessive 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> enjoy the sleep
19:00 <Excessive> :D
19:00 <Excessive> .o/
22:00 <Loof> i need to do some exericise today
22:00 <Loof> then later pig out on maccas and lollies
22:00 <Loof> exercise helps me breath
23:00 <Bastardly_One> i like walking
23:00 <Bastardly_One> personally
23:00 <Loof> i like stalking
23:00 <Loof> personally
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <Loof> i been stalking pieter
24:00 <Loof> informing
26:00 <Bastardly_One> we know
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you stalker you
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that song will gain a small resurgance in popularity at the end of this month
34:00 <Bastardly_One> a certain wrestler who was popular uses it and is coming back
39:00 <Loof> nice
39:00 <Loof> except the wrestling part
41:00 <Bastardly_One> http://24.media.tumblr.com/3bcbb3dc081aeede262ed37c365026d6/tumblr_mjxqm6cn9h1rhewsro2_500.gif
42:00 <Bastardly_One> renee from here on a date
42:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <Loof> that was fucken funny
42:00 <Loof> bless her
42:00 <Loof> she fiesty
42:00 <Loof> and fucking hot
43:00 <Loof> would be a mad root
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and knows it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and would be dead I reckon
43:00 <Bastardly_One> for that reason alone
43:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd expect to be impressed
43:00 <Loof> i would fail
43:00 <Bastardly_One> well, of course she would but you know what I mean
44:00 <Bastardly_One> awww
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had one of those thoughts I hope is true
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but doubt it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> xc n
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
47:00 <spence> Yoohoo
48:00 <spence> Bit nicer this morning
48:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and indeed
48:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed
48:00 <Bastardly_One> how goes?
49:00 <spence> Meh
49:00 <Bastardly_One> as much as I'd like my sleeping pattern to be less fucked
49:00 <Bastardly_One> means I'll sleep well today
49:00 <spence> today?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I've not slept yet
49:00 <Bastardly_One> bit sick of that actually
49:00 <spence> Wtf
49:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
50:00 <spence> I just woke up...
50:00 <spence> crashed around 12
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I need to stop waking up like
50:00 <Bastardly_One> 5:30pm
50:00 <Bastardly_One> or like last night
50:00 <Bastardly_One> 7:30pm
50:00 <spence> Lovely days...I reckon ill get the quaddie today
51:00 <spence> do u have a bet?
53:00 <spence> :l
55:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I would if I knew for sure I was going to win
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry man
56:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of going through part of the routine I would if going to bed
56:00 <Bastardly_One> in the hope of it making me feel that way inclined
56:00 <Bastardly_One> failing though
56:00 <Bastardly_One> so far
04:00 <spence> Lmao get to bed that's fucked though man u sleep when everyone else gets up lol weird guy
06:00 <shadsam> k
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I suffer anxiety disorder and have always been nocturnal
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I will when I can finally get fucking tired
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's quite frustrating
12:00 <spence> I can imagine.. 
13:00 <spence> Mmm my phone reckons thunderstorms.... Fuck I got caught in real heavy downpour last night was awesome
13:00 <spence> walking to pub
14:00 <spence> so glad that heat has subsided
15:00 <Bastardly_One> still haven't got that fucking storm
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I want it!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> i know
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been like this for 2 days
28:00 <Bastardly_One> day and night
28:00 <Bastardly_One> weird
29:00 <norti> wow, they al must be at the tennis 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck knows man
29:00 <Bastardly_One> been a while by the way
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you doin' alright?
29:00 <norti> yep, you ?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you know me from my channel of course
29:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on the day/minute
29:00 <norti> yes 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but gettin' there
30:00 <Bastardly_One> moved ... finally
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but don't ask
30:00 <norti> we have spoken at times
30:00 <Bastardly_One> not as awesome as it should be
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah doin' alright I think
31:00 <norti> cool :)
44:00 <shadsam> lol
50:00 <shadsam> .
52:00 <shadsam> sup
57:00 <BlackDevil> shutup
00:00 <shadsam> suck a trannies shit stained undies
03:00 <BlackDevil> American Apparel mannequins now showing full pubic hair
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, until I know what I'm really doing
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't think about getting it installed here
21:00 <Brat> I wouldn't anyway
21:00 <Brat> Not there
21:00 <Brat> Have u sorted that shit out?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah don't get me thining
21:00 <Bastardly_One> going to sleep shortly so no thinking on that
21:00 <Bastardly_One> not really at all
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ...
22:00 <Brat> Aha
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not gonna think on it going to sleep for a bit
22:00 <Brat> Okay!
22:00 <Brat> Geez
22:00 <Brat> Lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> my power bill is gonna be epic
24:00 <Bastardly_One> glad the dick aint home
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a nice 16C in the lounge though
24:00 <Bastardly_One> not in this room though but yeah
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you're all boring
25:00 <spence> Lol 
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
27:00 <Bastardly_One> screw you all!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> until later
27:00 <ghettowreath> as they should.
43:00 <simba> :)
43:00 <simba> LIVERPOOL!!!!
47:00 <shadsam> .
48:00 <birdseed> . . . 
49:00 <shadsam> ..
50:00 <BlackDevil> .
50:00 <BlackDevil> ..
50:00 <BlackDevil> ...
50:00 <BlackDevil> ....
50:00 <BlackDevil> .....
50:00 <BlackDevil> ......
50:00 <shadsam> ....
50:00 <shadsam> .
50:00 <doctor>  `ban BlackDevil
50:00 <BlackDevil> there we go
50:00 <birdseed> butt
50:00 <shadsam> mmmbirdseed
51:00 <birdseed> plz seed
51:00 <doctor> birdseed and honey treats
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Too fucking hot
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Kids are out playing with the water
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have miley and my 3 nieces here
43:00 <shadsam> just drove 5 hours without sleep
43:00 <shadsam> ehehe!
48:00 <CoCoaButter> where did you drive for 5 hours
52:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam:loves the D
54:00 <doctor> RIP
55:00 <Nikky`> I'm not dead yet
58:00 <doctor> Oh thank God, there is life
58:00 <doctor> Quick, we must gather our resources and hurry. We haven't much time
02:00 <couleurs> !pisces
06:00 <Nikky`> We have plenty of time
07:00 <doctor> I've already prepared, so by my actions I've proven that we are already on edge
08:00 <doctor> If I didn't prepare for all of us, then we'd have plenty of time - but it's too late now
08:00 <Nikky`> Oh well
08:00 <Nikky`> So be it
09:00 <doctor> I'll make sure you'll be head of the new austnet aristocracy
09:00 <doctor> I haven't forgotten our agreement, we shall have our cult
09:00 <couleurs> hi Nikky missed u
09:00 <Nikky`> Hey couleurs.. I always miss you
11:00 <Nikky`> Excellent
11:00 <couleurs> :o
12:00 <couleurs> how about teh weather??
13:00 <Nikky`> I will decide how I want to run it
14:00 <Nikky`> Yes, the weather is lovely
14:00 <Nikky`> Wish it could stay like this forever
14:00 <couleurs> me 2
15:00 <Nikky`> Its nice to finally have my unit under 30 degrees
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> tar wedder
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> wit tis wedder?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> had a massuff storm last nite
17:00 <doctor> Of course, I trust you to give our new society and civilians a new identity
17:00 <doctor> I can't do it myself, as the nature of the human is beyond me
18:00 <faux> will you still love me when im no longer young and beautifullllllllll
18:00 <faux> will you still love me when i've got nothing but my aching soullllllll
18:00 <faux> i know you willll i know you willllll
19:00 <Nikky`> I shall do you proud
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> gotta love the fucking muslims
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> dont drink alcohol because its immoral
22:00 <doctor> RIP couleurs
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> makes heroin for a living
22:00 <doctor> `seen couleurs
22:00 <prowl> doctor, if you can't see couleurs here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
24:00 <couleurs> hi doctor it's me
24:00 <doctor> My glasses must be failing me
25:00 <doctor> Good to see you again couleurs, I thought we lost you
25:00 <doctor> RIP Skrotus
25:00 <couleurs> RIP Skrotus
25:00 <Moke> skrotum
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1533760_539396142842988_1296147366_n.jpg
26:00 <doctor> #ronpaul2012
27:00 <couleurs> the great irc tragedy of nye
27:00 <couleurs> Ronny^Pauly
27:00 <couleurs> looks like he's aged 10 years there
28:00 <doctor> You only had to listen!
28:00 <birdseed> is anyone else loooking forward to the collapse
29:00 <couleurs> #skrotus2015
29:00 <couleurs> he will rise from the ashes...
29:00 <birdseed> #collapse
29:00 <couleurs> which 1
29:00 <birdseed> its a mad house 
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> match maker match make make me a match
29:00 <birdseed> a mad house
29:00 <couleurs> is that u Faust
30:00 <couleurs> i think i've had like 16 iced coffees in the last 4 days and i'm not even dead yet
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mr Blow Jangles
33:00 <doctor> 16 is a lot
33:00 <couleurs> i asked someone a question on tumblr and they haven't even replied yet... how rude
33:00 <couleurs> thank u
33:00 <doctor> ur welcum
33:00 <birdseed> u should get ur irc fans to write them an angry letter
34:00 <couleurs> ok
35:00 <doctor> "Dear questionable fellow on tumblr, please reply to couleurs immediately this instant! Love, concerned single mother of 2"
35:00 <couleurs> lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
38:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/prk9O8U.jpg
39:00 <couleurs> me
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> HAHAHA
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> omg
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> go to google.com
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> and search for atari breakout
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
40:00 <faux> omg hu huh h uu
40:00 <faux> kroflroflol
40:00 <faux> i wanna do it agaaaaain
40:00 <BlackDevil> hi faux
40:00 <BlackDevil> sup
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1235242_668136889909618_527582559_n.jpg
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
41:00 <faux> ugly bloke
41:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/16/article-2540819-1AB7D3D300000578-469_634x499.jpg
41:00 <couleurs> is that marylin mansen
42:00 <BlackDevil> http://gawker.com/man-shoots-himself-in-face-while-taking-off-pants-1502034287?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
42:00 <faux> lmao
54:00 <peace> afternoon
01:00 <Shadowgate> milk makes people laugh lol
05:00 <spence> Sup niggaz..
05:00 <shadsam> CHILLN BRA
05:00 <spence> on lunch then fucking off at 2 straight to sandown WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!
05:00 <shadsam> K
08:00 <spence> who's comming to sandown for froff toppsh?
08:00 <spence> Coming
10:00 <spence> Fuck ya then 
28:00 <Pieter> Hi
30:00 <British^Meat> no
34:00 <British^Meat> Pieter.... dude... just secretly....i dont wanna dob, BUT
34:00 <British^Meat> i saw Excessive say "mah" in a conversation yesterday
34:00 <British^Meat> and i wasnt sure if you had ownership over the word
34:00 <Pieter> Haha
34:00 <British^Meat> i just dont know whats going on anymore
34:00 <Pieter> Yeh its patented
34:00 <Pieter> Isnt it obvious???
35:00 <Pieter> Everyone wants to be me!!
35:00 <Pieter> :p
35:00 <British^Meat> do you think thats wise?
35:00 <Pieter> Theres a lil bit of piet in everyone!!
36:00 <Pieter> Wise who knows
36:00 <Pieter> Ill ask the nexta 120yo chinese dood i see
37:00 <Pieter> Hehe
37:00 <British^Meat> i dont want any piece of you inside of me
37:00 <Pieter> Dun say that you most likely already do:p
38:00 <Pieter> The chick you bonked bonked a guy before you who bonked a chick who bonked s Guy who bonked a.chick i bonked 15 years a go:p
38:00 <British^Meat> dude, id do anything for love, but i wont do that
38:00 <Pieter> Haha
39:00 <Loof> Pooter
39:00 <Loof> Pieturd
39:00 <Loof> Pietard
39:00 <Pieter> Gonna go docs soon n get something to slow my motabolism
39:00 <Loof> man on the run
39:00 <Pieter> Im gonna turn.fatttt
41:00 <Loof> Pieter stinks like shit
42:00 <Picard_Cunt> hullo
43:00 <Loof> Pieter washes his ass with sewerage
43:00 <faux> cum
43:00 <Picard_Cunt> he is sewerage
43:00 <faux> pieter injects sewerage into his veins
43:00 <Picard_Cunt> so are you
43:00 <BlackDevil> sewerage
43:00 <Loof> blackdevil def has faux on highligh
43:00 <Picard_Cunt> faux would be a good root
44:00 <Picard_Cunt> if u do her in the arse
44:00 <faux> gewd rewt
44:00 <BlackDevil> Sewerage refers to the infrastructure that conveys sewage. It encompasses components such as receiving drains, manholes, pumping stations, storm overflows, and screening chambers of the combined sewer or sanitary sewer. Sewerage ends at the entry to a sewage treatment plant or at the point of discharge into the environment.
44:00 <faux> dooo yoo root
44:00 <faux> dooooooooo yoooooooo rooooooooot
44:00 <BlackDevil> who cares about faux?
44:00 <faux> fuck i hate you all
44:00 <Picard_Cunt> yes
44:00 <faux> i actually didn't miss any of you
44:00 <faux> ok maybe a few
44:00 <Picard_Cunt> where did u go?
44:00 <faux> the rest can go get fuct
44:00 <Picard_Cunt> u missed me didnt u
44:00 <faux> all me controllers are fuct
45:00 <faux> i dont even know who you are
45:00 <faux> so no
45:00 <Picard_Cunt> im Picard
45:00 <madrox> you dont hate you you moll
45:00 <madrox> i dont care if you actually do you dont ok.
45:00 <madrox> me* wow..
46:00 <Excessive> mah, mah, mah
47:00 <faux> whos madrox
47:00 <British^Meat> me my moll mah
47:00 <faux> :S
47:00 <faux> cbf whoising
47:00 <madrox> PFFF
47:00 <British^Meat> madrox = ruiner of austnet
47:00 <faux> oh
47:00 <faux> sez
47:00 <faux> l,lol
47:00 <faux> destroyer
47:00 <faux> hi sez
47:00 <faux> how u binnz
47:00 <Loof> my right nut aches
47:00 <madrox> im glad im finally famous for something
48:00 <madrox> yer im goods
48:00 <madrox> you?
48:00 <faux> im ok :D
48:00 <madrox> Loof did you really dob pieter in? are the irc rumours true
48:00 <faux> dads here from lebland
48:00 <Loof> yessir
48:00 <faux> staying with my uncle so i been sleeping here since last friday
48:00 <faux> a week now
48:00 <madrox> ooo yay faux!
48:00 <faux> im looking for a place
48:00 <madrox> wow loof irc is telling the truth for once
48:00 <faux> staying here while i find one
49:00 <madrox> oh are you moving?
49:00 <faux> i love it here though, my grandparents are here and my grandma makes the best foods
49:00 <faux> lol
49:00 <faux> yup
49:00 <faux> all my stuff is in storage
49:00 <faux> s'why im staying here til i find a place
49:00 <faux> bonus is i been buying new clothes
49:00 <madrox> oooo im so beind the times haha
49:00 <faux> cos a majority of mine are in storage
49:00 <madrox> how come you moved? is your mum selling or something
50:00 <faux> yeah s'why i havent really been on
50:00 <Loof> that reminds me i need to get a new cockwarmer, this ones getting a bit smelly
50:00 <faux> lol i havent been at mums in ages
50:00 <faux> i was in me own place
50:00 <madrox> ohhhhhhhhhhh
50:00 <madrox> LOL
50:00 <Excessive> tis gd when u open up ur boxes and go "oooooh I totally forgot I had this" like 6 months down the track
50:00 <faux> i was kind of sick of being in a unit tbh
50:00 <faux> im looking for a granny flat
50:00 <madrox> yeah units are ok short term
50:00 <faux> even a room in a house or something
50:00 <Loof>  yeah i like flat grannies
50:00 <faux> i just wanna be outside n shit
50:00 <faux> being here is so awesome
50:00 <faux> dinner outside
50:00 <Loof> yeah i love shyitting outside
51:00 <faux> its all lovely
51:00 <faux> also
51:00 <faux> i dont feel as anxious here
51:00 <faux> its nice
51:00 <faux> lol
51:00 <madrox> thats definitely a good thing
51:00 <faux> yeah
51:00 <faux> its weird
52:00 <faux> i thought being around e veryine would make me feel worse
52:00 <faux> thers 8 of us living here atm
52:00 <faux> but it rules.
53:00 <Loof> i remember having to sleep in a bin
53:00 <Loof> sneaking into maccas eating the left over food off people's trays
53:00 <Loof> selling my ass to buy smack
53:00 <faux> ok
54:00 <madrox> um
54:00 <faux> ok.
54:00 <faux> anyway
54:00 <faux> enough about me
54:00 <faux> how you been sez
57:00 <madrox> pretty boring really haha nothing much different
57:00 <Loof> i have a dream, that one day women will be judged by the size of their vaginas, not the size of their bank accounts
57:00 <madrox> school holidays here atm
57:00 <faux> oh
57:00 <faux> is that a bad thing
57:00 <faux> .
57:00 <faux> kids. ew.
57:00 <faux> :D
57:00 <madrox> its terrible lol
57:00 <Loof> kids in 44 degree heat
57:00 <madrox> cant wait for it to go back
57:00 <faux> when are they over
57:00 <madrox> 3rd of feb for us
57:00 <faux> the hols
58:00 <faux> ah
58:00 <Loof> hellidays
58:00 <faux> my cousins go back on the 29th
58:00 <doctor> do kids raise themselves if you ignore them?
58:00 <Loof> only if you lock them in the car doctor
58:00 <Loof> works well at the casino
59:00 <madrox> ive only got ant here atm so thats not too bad
59:00 <doctor> or at the shops
59:00 <faux> lunch time
59:00 <faux> bbs
59:00 <Loof> dont worry if its 500 degrees in the car, they should have though of that earlier
00:00 <doctor> i don't think I'll ever have kids, as they'd be competing for my love with myself
00:00 <Loof> i often love myself
00:00 <Loof> in public
00:00 <doctor> i love myself too much to have sex with another human being, that's disgusting
04:00 <Loof> when i think about me
04:00 <Loof> i touch myself
06:00 <Loof> oh i dont want, anybody else
06:00 <BlackDevil> Coors Light Party Train Crash Kills Hundreds
09:00 <Loof> cocks
10:00 <Loof> cum drenched asscrack
21:00 <shadsam> #music unable to join channel (invite only)
21:00 <shadsam> -
21:00 <shadsam> lololol
22:00 <shadsam> smoko
25:00 <shadsam> Buying a V8
26:00 <shadsam> CHECK THIS OUT.
26:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-watch-the
29:00 <shadsam> `SEEN PIETER
29:00 <prowl> shadsam, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 35 minutes ago (17.01. 12:53) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 27 minutes there.
30:00 <shadsam> `seen johninja
30:00 <prowl> shadsam, johninja ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 7 hours 22 minutes ago (17.01. 06:07) stating "Quit: There is no ignorance, and no end to ignorance. There is no old age and death, and no end to old age and death. There is no suffering, no cause of suffering, no end to suffering, no path to follow. There is no attainment of wisdom, and no wisdom to" after spending 5 hours 3 minutes there.
36:00 <shadsam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG1AT6tylA4
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hardwell Live @ Tomorrowland 2013 (Jul 27, 2013) 01:25:39 - Category: Entertainment - 17,569,137 views - 116,797 likes (97.5%), 3,020 dislikes (2.5%)
36:00 <shadsam> sup sup
50:00 <Picard_Cunt> u like niggas?
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Rain now
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> About fucking time
55:00 <shadsam> sup niggas
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ninja went to bed before
55:00 <shadsam> k
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> I cant sleep during the day
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have been at the beach
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> But now its pissing down with rain
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> Got home just before it started
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shit tatt j
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> pervin at pics on fb lol!
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> headshot ribbon nigga sup J?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey ya faggot
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> love u
43:00 <shadsam> word dude
43:00 <shadsam> wassup
43:00 <shadsam> sapnin
43:00 <shadsam> havin a cigar
44:00 <shadsam> got music blarin
44:00 <shadsam> headphones XD
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ayy
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> wicked
46:00 <shadsam> ,
46:00 <shadsam> .
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> nuffin was lookin over some pics of this chick met yesterday playin bf4 now
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> thinkin bout food
46:00 <shadsam> WIKED MANG
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
46:00 <shadsam> YEAH TRUE GRITZ
46:00 <shadsam> brb
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk
54:00 <shadsbbs> `seen univa
54:00 <prowl> shadsbbs, I don't remember seeing univa.
55:00 <shadsbbs> `seen kuniva
55:00 <prowl> shadsbbs, kuniva is on #random right now.
55:00 <shadsbbs> lol
56:00 <TheRon> hello
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn roast onions with all the skin on so dope bro
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> roasted in water
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> BURP
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> `seen my_dick
59:00 <prowl> PandasDontDrive, I don't remember seeing my_dick.
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> poof
00:00 <Mew> `seen Element
00:00 <prowl> Mew, Element ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #random 7 hours 35 minutes ago (17.01. 07:24) stating "Z-Lined" after spending 46 seconds there.
00:00 <Mew> aw
01:00 <shadsbbs> #PS4 unable to join channel (too many channels open)
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
01:00 <shadsbbs> {)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
01:00 <shadsbbs> XD XD
01:00 <shadsbbs> drink brb
01:00 <shadsbbs> firefox sux
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> get Torch
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> fast as
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am over beer
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> had this nice whiskeys yesserday 17 bucks 2 shots in a glass
04:00 <TheRon> wash your mouth out
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> on rocks
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> buffalo somethin
05:00 <johninja> LESBIAN PROSTITUTES BURY TRANSVESTITE TRUCKER
05:00 <johninja> what a headline
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
05:00 <shadsbbs> `seen glittereyes
05:00 <prowl> shadsbbs, I don't remember seeing glittereyes.
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucken faggots
06:00 <TheRon> the radar says its been raining in ballarat
06:00 <TheRon> i've seen nothing
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> bah
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> rain here fkn
07:00 <johninja> A HIGH school student died after drinking liquid meth in a bid to convince US border officials it was apple juice.
07:00 <TheRon> genius
07:00 <Ana_Ng> oh no, we're missing a moron
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <TheRon> beehhh??
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL what a dude
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> that student is a fkn legend
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> I need to find new kid movies brb
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro search girlie kid films
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
08:00 <johninja> this shit cracked me up today https://plus.google.com/106568354491101775421/about?gl=au&hl=en 
08:00 <johninja> people doing parody reviews of guantanamo
09:00 <johninja> shit you see on the internets..
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> im pervin
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> on this band chick
10:00 <Moke> poop
10:00 <Moke> poop in a mouth
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
10:00 <Moke> fat-pie.com used to be awesome
10:00 <Moke> big fat girls
10:00 <Moke> sucking cock
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
11:00 <TheRon> sounds like my saturday nights
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ew
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> kill myself if i were surrounded by unattractive ppl
12:00 <TheRon> yet you irc???
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's that got to do with anything
12:00 <TheRon> irc is full of unattractive people
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> so its chat
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> personality really counts and i like that
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> irl the more attraction the better the experience
13:00 <johninja> lol contradicted yourself
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> how?
14:00 <johninja> <PandasDontDrive> kill myself if i were surrounded by unattractive ppl <PandasDontDrive> personality really counts and i like that
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's not a contradiction
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> those two statements dont corrolate
14:00 <johninja> hmm if you say so
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> first one i was talking about irl second about being on irc
15:00 <Moke> tyler the creator
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> so yes i do say so
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
15:00 <johninja> ;)
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> now make love to me
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> im hot woman
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> in my mind beehhh is a hot crazy chick ey lol
16:00 <shadsbbs> gay porn midget
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
16:00 <Moke> gg allin was a sick fuck
16:00 <shadsbbs> lol
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> fark check out this chick johninja https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1/1468705_712931265391658_1886988880_n.jpg
17:00 <shadsbbs> christ i think i lown left side of headphone lmfao
18:00 <shadsbbs> blown.
18:00 <TheRon> fake tits
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> :( lol
18:00 <johninja> cool
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah she has natural boobs TheRon
18:00 <johninja> hmm you reckon fake?
18:00 <johninja> i dunno
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's a rocknrolla
19:00 <Moke> please anyone who likes electronic 
19:00 <Moke> please do yourself a favor and listen to shabazz palaces
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah i like wheel
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> and cart
21:00 <TheRon> an irishman tried to blow up a cobb and co stage coach, he burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> j3 bro i show u somethin
24:00 <johninja> Victoria Police Chief Commissioner Ken Lay said police believe 12 of the 68 fires burning across the state were deliberately lit.
24:00 <TheRon> i have no evidence but can we dobb in beehhh??
25:00 <johninja> sounds good
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
26:00 <johninja> this looks fake man https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeJjVd7CEAE4aU9.jpg 
26:00 <johninja> This is what is sitting above Stawell at the moment. Really eerie.. 
26:00 <TheRon> the day after timorrow??
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> but cool
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha how gay is that movie
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> so american
26:00 <TheRon> orange haze over ballarat
27:00 <johninja> :/
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> sperm in my undies.
27:00 <TheRon> england 4 wickets down, yes!!
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like how in Revolution the president is based in guantanamo bay haha
28:00 <TheRon> never seen that one
28:00 <TheRon> nor heard of it
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool show srsly hot chick in the lead mmmmm
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> just my type
29:00 <TheRon> breathing?
29:00 <shadsbbs> melbourne
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not shallow
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> desperate even
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> j3 saw pic i posted him just before, chick in that is my type
31:00 <shadsbbs> HEDPHONES R BLOWN IMO
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> kill them
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> send them to heaven
31:00 <shadsbbs> I GOT NUTHA SET
31:00 <shadsbbs> BRB DJ
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
31:00 <shadsbbs> WOOT
32:00 <TheRon> i love pearl jam's guitar work on alive
33:00 <Nikky`> I cut my finger somehow and it hurts
34:00 <TheRon> ouch!
34:00 <Nikky`> I know
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love pervin on hot naked euro chicks
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> with small perky tits
34:00 <Nikky`> I didn't even realise for awhile :/
34:00 <TheRon> don't we all
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> hehe
36:00 <Nikky`> Yes, don't we all
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> TheRon http://fhg.met-art.com/media/25796B17EA02C054F9BF9BACDDC879D3/w_7E31F27C79626A3491152B9D19ACC756.jpg
36:00 <TheRon> every played soccer nikky`
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> nikz pervs on herself ;)
36:00 <Nikky`> No. I haven't
36:00 <Nikky`> And lol yeah nah
36:00 <TheRon> players tend to take a while to realise how hurt they are
37:00 <Cleo11> some euro chicks got their tits out on the beach yesterday arvo
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice Cleo11 lmao
37:00 <TheRon> camera phone??
37:00 <Cleo11> theres a whole heap of them here from a cruise ship atm
37:00 <Cleo11> thats the second time this year chicks have got their tits out on our beach
37:00 <Cleo11> and its not even february yet
38:00 <TheRon> you don'y say shit like that and not have pics
38:00 <shadsbbs> NEW HEADPHONES D
38:00 <Cleo11> i dont take my phone on the beach lol
38:00 <shadsbbs> SOUNDS WICKED
38:00 <Cleo11> it'll get wet
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeh i had to shove my fone in my shorts
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> drippin wet aha
41:00 <Cleo11> does it still work
42:00 <TheRon> get your phone wet, stick it in a tub of rice for a couple of days
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea man  course it does lol
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
46:00 <TheRon> me too
47:00 <Nikky`> I even made second attempt at shopping centre to escape heat for few hrs
47:00 <Nikky`> It was sooooo lovely
48:00 <TheRon> i had maccas for lunch
48:00 <TheRon> 2 small big mac meals
48:00 <Nikky`> I had cold meat n salad
48:00 <Nikky`> That is a lot of maccas
48:00 <TheRon> not really
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> had kfc last nite was so good
49:00 <TheRon> i had a thai chicken salad with a coconut dressing and rice last night
49:00 <TheRon> so refreshing
49:00 <Nikky`> Make it yourself?
49:00 <TheRon> so nice with a pint
50:00 <TheRon> nah went out for tea, just needed the ac for a couple of hours
50:00 <Nikky`> aah
50:00 <Nikky`> I don't want to do another summer with no aircon
51:00 <TheRon> bloody climate change
51:00 <TheRon> i'm buying into it now
51:00 <johninja> hmm
51:00 <johninja> i'll buy into climate changed but not human cuased climate change
52:00 <johninja> fk
52:00 <TheRon> i don't think we're helping
52:00 <johninja> no
52:00 <johninja> but it's not completly our fault
52:00 <johninja> it's natural
52:00 <TheRon> oh yeah, but i think we're accelerating it
52:00 <[Sh4ds]> thatsit right there
53:00 <Nikky`> its so hard to know how much we are doing the damage vs its just part of the climate change
53:00 <johninja> yeah i mean i fucking hate polution and shit eh
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm rice
53:00 <johninja> but i don't think the carbon tax is/was a good thing
53:00 <TheRon> i do
53:00 <johninja> it's pointlesas until it is enforced on a global scale
54:00 <TheRon> anything that helsp us think about what we're doing is a good thing
54:00 <Nikky`> It wasn't but we do need to change
54:00 <johninja> making poor people pay more for electricity doesn't help muchg really
54:00 <TheRon> it's bugger all anyway
54:00 <Nikky`> It didn't but the prices haven't really gone down
55:00 <Nikky`> all of it has gone up
55:00 <johninja> it didn't stop any pollution
55:00 <Nikky`> water, gas, elec
55:00 <Nikky`> list goes on
55:00 <TheRon> well actuallt thats not true
55:00 <johninja> the powerplants just kicked the costs onto the consumer and burned more coal then ever
55:00 <johninja> yeah great 
55:00 <johninja> bullshit tax
55:00 <TheRon> power prices are high becuase dickheads in the industry over capitalised
56:00 <Doodle> just earn more money, its not difficult
56:00 <Nikky`> ok, i'll take some of yours Doodle
56:00 <johninja> yeah just stop being poor, fuck what is wrong with you africa
56:00 <Doodle> sif!
56:00 <Doodle> exactly
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum
56:00 <Nikky`> Sif not
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> rice is made by mice 
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
58:00 <TheRon> bugger all of the carbon price has actually flowed on to the consumer
58:00 <johninja> bs
58:00 <johninja> all of it has
58:00 <TheRon> no bs
58:00 <TheRon> nah
58:00 <johninja> yes
59:00 <TheRon> no
59:00 <johninja> burden of proof is on you mate
59:00 <johninja> proove it hasn't
59:00 <johninja> show me how peoples power bills got cheaper
59:00 <Doodle> uh
59:00 <Doodle> i can show you all that actually
59:00 <Doodle> but i'm not at work
59:00 <Doodle> so i cbf
59:00 <TheRon> that's got very little to do with the tax
59:00 <johninja> pht
59:00 <johninja> hippies
00:00 <johninja> GET A FUCKEN HAIRCUT M8
00:00 <Nikky`> How about agree to disagree
00:00 <TheRon> i'll fight you for it
00:00 <Nikky`> I'll stab you
01:00 <TheRon> woo hoo!! 5 for
03:00 <TheRon> i smell bushfire
03:00 <Nikky`> I did last night
03:00 <TheRon> i
04:00 <TheRon> i'd say it's from the grampians but there's no breeze
05:00 <TheRon> i gotta go out to linton tomorrow, i hope the town hasn't disappeared overnight
05:00 <TheRon> been know to get fires out there
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> aw
06:00 <[Sh4ds]> melbournes on fire imo
06:00 <TheRon> epping
06:00 <TheRon> every year epping gets a grassfire
06:00 <[Sh4ds]> poor KOALOS
07:00 <[Sh4ds]> KANGERROOZ
07:00 <[Sh4ds]> CRICKETS
07:00 <[Sh4ds]> LIZARDS
07:00 <TheRon> natures way of culling
07:00 <[Sh4ds]> OWLS
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> for u TheRon http://fhg.met-art.com/media/A48E71DEFB7557C45534A21CFD472B3F/w_AD83075BAB4D9E344988C3C1D18AD046.jpg
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
07:00 <TheRon> very classy
08:00 <Bonny> yo
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> james franco if her were a chick TheRon http://fhg.met-art.com/media/A48E71DEFB7557C45534A21CFD472B3F/w_1B8D8B6BB99E76A46974A5F217EA0F79.jpg
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> YO YO YO
08:00 <TheRon> just by chance, i'm listening to billy joel - we didn't start the fire
08:00 <[Sh4ds]> who dat needs a dick
09:00 <TheRon> which one is james franco?
09:00 <[Sh4ds]> black lace xd
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> xd
14:00 <Nikky`> wb johninja :o)
14:00 <johninja> ty :)
14:00 <Nikky`> What have you been up to today?
15:00 <johninja> being OUTRAGED
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> howcome
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> have a wank bro
15:00 <johninja> haha nah just messing about on facebook with political shit
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill wank you off bro long as we're blindfolded 
15:00 <Nikky`> oooh that would put anyone to sleep.. I mean outrage ppl
15:00 <johninja> how about you Nikky`?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> long as you are
15:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/1000012_554765357946325_1519695247_n.jpg 
16:00 <Nikky`> I have been trying to stay cool, went shopping few hrs to keep cool, about it
16:00 <johninja> ahh yeah shopping is a rad idea
16:00 <johninja> thats what my mate is doing lol
16:00 <johninja> no air con
16:00 <johninja> top excuse to go shopping
16:00 <Nikky`> yeah it sure is
16:00 <Nikky`> was wonderful
16:00 <Nikky`> and aircon in car
17:00 <Nikky`> then got home and cried a lil
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
17:00 <Nikky`> then I pulled off my rego sticker, paid rego and now broke haha
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <johninja> oh dear
17:00 <johninja> yeah :(
17:00 <johninja> might as well just give the government all your money straight up
17:00 <johninja> saves time
17:00 <Nikky`> I like not having to put another sticker on tho
18:00 <Nikky`> I do
18:00 <Nikky`> I say..here take it, sif I need it
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax :o))
18:00 <johninja> i'm just some slave, what use do i have for this money
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhjhh
18:00 <[Sh4ds]> :o))
18:00 <TheRon> so hot!
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Miley is sleeping
18:00 <Nikky`> true, slaves don't need money
18:00 <TheRon> milk was a bad choice!!
18:00 <Nikky`> sorry omfgbbqhax.. I HOPE I DIDN'T TAKE HER
19:00 <Nikky`> Never go milk when its hot
19:00 <Nikky`> everyone knows that
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Where are yiu taking her
19:00 <TheRon> i was joking
19:00 <Nikky`> well not everyone, clearly you don't
19:00 <TheRon> i got a stubbie
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky
19:00 <Nikky`> yes
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Where are u taking my daughter
19:00 <johninja> i have 33 photos and 66 friends
19:00 <johninja> fk me..
19:00 <johninja> spooky as
19:00 <Nikky`> oops
20:00 <Nikky`> Wake
20:00 <Nikky`> fuck
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
20:00 <Nikky`> shut up I have heat brain
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bbl
20:00 <Doodle> *on heat brain
20:00 <Nikky`> I don't even have 30 friends and I hardly go on it, they are used to that from me tho
20:00 <johninja> aww
20:00 <Nikky`> Only on heat for Doodle
20:00 <Doodle> re00wwww
21:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
23:00 <Doodle> on a different note, someone buy me these for my bday
23:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1526193_10201881051002646_1355200198_n.jpg
23:00 <johninja> are they high heels?
23:00 <johninja> orite
23:00 <Nikky`> Sure, buying now
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Doodle> awes
23:00 <Doodle> theyre not out yet tho
24:00 <johninja> Nikky` has contacts in the car industry
24:00 <johninja> there is no such thing as 'not out yet'
24:00 <Nikky`> ooooh, well guess not buying them
24:00 <johninja> to her
24:00 <Doodle> haha
24:00 <Nikky`> Yes, contacts
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> its adventure time hehe
29:00 <TheRon> i turn to stone when you are gone
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm i love roasting chicken in water
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> so soft like boobies
29:00 <TheRon> honk honk!
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> hehe 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> twistin nipples bitin necks
30:00 <TheRon> nipple cripple??
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://fhg.met-art.com/media/B01FC91A2E725F24DDA984FDEDE03BC1/w_5488CE8E964547847195FB5525BE01C8.jpg boobies
32:00 <TheRon> very nice! how much?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> have  anice wank bro lol
32:00 <TheRon> another community service from pandas
34:00 <TheRon> where the fuck is this cold front??
35:00 <Doodle> its raining in colac
35:00 <johninja> 8====D
35:00 <Doodle> bit in daylesford
36:00 <TheRon> light rain, probably evaporating before it lands
36:00 <johninja> Doodle isn't the most attractive weatherman but his reports are top notch
37:00 <Doodle> my tits arent as impressive as jane bunn's
37:00 <TheRon> those things are awesome
37:00 <Doodle> arent they
37:00 <TheRon> if only she didn't speak
37:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/groups/283987354962078/?fref=ts
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol TheRon
38:00 <TheRon> white t shirt
39:00 <Doodle> lol i asked the dude about those wheels
39:00 <Doodle> Do they come in custom offsets/sizes? And do they cost the same as a small moon?
39:00 <Doodle> A few seconds ago · Like
40:00 <Nikky`> http://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/the-modern-apartment-in-burton-st-darlinghurst-where-the-kitchen-comes-with-a-toilet/story-fndbatbk-1226804282643 <-- what the
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> reckon neone has ditched out a cup of cum into space?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> thatd be my secret plan
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> n a poo
42:00 <Doodle> yes they are custom made to your needs any size and offset. They are no more than a 3 piece ADV wheel
42:00 <Doodle> A few seconds ago · Like
42:00 <Doodle> $5000 a set, great
42:00 <Doodle> i'll take 3
42:00 <Nikky`> Only 5k? 
43:00 <TheRon> for that price what exactly do they do?
43:00 <Doodle> yeah without tyres obv
43:00 <Doodle> nothing, they just look nice
43:00 <Doodle> like women really
43:00 <Nikky`> uh huh
43:00 <TheRon> i'd expect quite a bit from a woman for 5k
43:00 <Doodle> like $4999 change
47:00 <[Sh4ds]> `seen gooselipz
47:00 <prowl> [Sh4ds], I don't remember seeing gooselipz.
48:00 <TheRon> `seen nude chicks
48:00 <prowl> TheRon, I don't remember seeing nude.
48:00 <Excessive> seen intelligence
48:00 <Excessive> meh
48:00 <Excessive> `seen intelligence
48:00 <prowl> Excessive, I don't remember seeing intelligence.
49:00 <TheRon> `seen team america : world police
49:00 <prowl> TheRon, team? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember team.
50:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=394822953990772
50:00 <TheRon> jane bunn??
50:00 <Excessive> watch that post and tell me is it alien, god or today's technology
52:00 <TheRon> no!
53:00 <Excessive> scared of aliens?
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1505604_722890414411074_791102678_n.jpg
54:00 <TheRon> if you believe, they put a ,man on the moon
54:00 <doctor> bad moon rising
54:00 <TheRon> down on the corner
54:00 <Excessive> james brown is dead
55:00 <doctor> i heard voices in my dreams of new sentience causing further problems
55:00 <doctor> my dreams can be torture some times
56:00 <TheRon> nightswimming
57:00 <doctor> nekkid
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> with red wine
57:00 <shadz> cuntz on weed
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> cum on cheese
58:00 <doctor> weed makes you to sane
58:00 <TheRon> nightswimming deserves a quiet night
58:00 <shadz> coon
58:00 <TheRon> racist
59:00 <shadz> coon cheese goose faced
59:00 <doctor> no need for racism here, it's 2012 remember?
00:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkkNfZp_qDA
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steve Winwood - Valerie [1987 version] HQ Audio (Apr 10, 2009) 4:08 - Category: Music - 293,157 views - 632 likes (97.4%), 17 dislikes (2.6%)
00:00 <doctor> almost beer time
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> moose based lsd
02:00 <TheRon> shiny happy people holding hands
02:00 <TheRon> almost?
02:00 <doctor> yeah need some kind of structure to it
03:00 <doctor> i have rules for certain habits
03:00 <TheRon> chasing 297
03:00 <doctor> kind of like a ritual
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> jerk off after poop before shower
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> have cig first
04:00 <BlackDevil> always shower after you poop
04:00 <doctor> or all at the same time at 3:30pm every friday afternoon
04:00 <TheRon> pandas is watching another man whack off in a hot tub gay?
04:00 <BlackDevil> his choice TheRon
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> watching white house down
05:00 <doctor> get all that pented up desire relinquished at that time, then the rest of the week is structured drudgery
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> wanking over the black president
05:00 <TheRon> you like channing tatum
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> his dick is half my size, so big
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> he is ace
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 the movie Fighting
05:00 <doctor> its not gay as long as you say it isnt
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> yup
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> im just experimenting with his sexuality lol
07:00 <doctor> I can't even experiment with my own yet alone someone elses
07:00 <doctor> I keep it all nice and tucked up away where it develops into neurosis 
07:00 <TheRon> the sidewinder sleeps
09:00 <shadz> melbournes on FIRE
09:00 <shadz> DELIBERATLY LIT IMO
09:00 <TheRon> it's only epping and craigieburn
09:00 <TheRon> cragieburn can burn
09:00 <doctor> fires are okay
10:00 <doctor> we should worship fires and respect them as gods
10:00 <simba> agreed
11:00 <doctor> i'm sure the indigenous folk did some what
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> worship cake
12:00 <johninja> indigenous australian
12:00 <TheRon> i do
12:00 <doctor> oops
12:00 <doctor> indigenous african americans*
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> baby echidnas are cutes
12:00 <johninja> lol
12:00 <simba> i wanna bash TheRons face in with a group of ethnics
12:00 <TheRon> somalians are only let in so we can make footballers out of them
13:00 <johninja> yeah that would teach him for not being racist
13:00 <simba> he is racist
13:00 <TheRon> yep sure am
13:00 <TheRon> i'm a racist son of a bitch
13:00 <doctor> I'm only racist if I believe it
13:00 <TheRon> those filthy rotten jews
14:00 <doctor>  `ban TheRon
14:00 <doctor> how dare you.
14:00 <TheRon> what?
14:00 <johninja> its only ok to hate zionists TheRon
14:00 <TheRon> phew, thought i fucked up
15:00 <doctor> You can never say that, it's anti semitic
15:00 <doctor> filthy rotten reptilians is what we call them now
15:00 <TheRon> hits from the bong.......
16:00 <TheRon> simba it's 6.20
17:00 <TheRon> simba went for a 420
18:00 <TheRon> SUSSUDIO!!!
19:00 <TheRon> because i've had a fan going, my hearing has gone to shit
19:00 <TheRon> that wierd?
21:00 <TheRon> not enough rain on the radar for my liking
21:00 <TheRon> simba 420?
21:00 <simba> stfu
21:00 <TheRon> ?
22:00 <TheRon> not smoking tonight?
22:00 <simba> stfu
22:00 <johninja> just drop it man
22:00 <TheRon> ok
22:00 <simba> im chopin
22:00 <simba> the composer
23:00 <simba> choppin chopin
23:00 <TheRon> i wasn't being smart
23:00 <simba> dont 
23:00 <johninja> don't start m8
23:00 <TheRon> 2007
25:00 <johninja> 23 in melbs tommoz
25:00 <johninja> 29 adelaide
25:00 <johninja> everything back to normal
25:00 <TheRon> 27 in ballarat
26:00 <doctor> getting ready for another scortcher
26:00 <TheRon> i just want a sleepable night
26:00 <johninja> canberra getting slammed but who gives a fuck
26:00 <johninja> its not even a real cit
26:00 <TheRon> fyshwick
26:00 <johninja> just a place were we collect the people who can tell the most lies
27:00 <TheRon> fyshwick is awesome
27:00 <doctor> pay it no heed and it will go away
27:00 <TheRon> fireworks in canberra
28:00 <TheRon> and a thriving porn industry
29:00 <TheRon> a coolish breeze coming through
30:00 <doctor> thriving australian industries make working australian families great
31:00 <johninja> the opposite also applies
31:00 <johninja> nobody talks about australian working families now KRudd is gone :/
31:00 <johninja> sure he did mention them roughly every 12 seconds on average
32:00 <TheRon> gotta live gotta live in shite town
32:00 <doctor> abbott must hate australian working families
32:00 <johninja> he despises them
33:00 <TheRon> crackwhores live up the street from me
33:00 <johninja> anyone that isn't a millionare is a shit person and deserves to die horribly - abbott
33:00 <doctor> vote 1
33:00 <TheRon> doctor, i was born in a small town, and i live in a small town
34:00 <doctor> just a small town boy
36:00 <simba> just a fat fuck cunt
36:00 <simba> living in a fat fuck country
36:00 <simba> USA
37:00 <johninja> lol
37:00 <johninja> my gun and my doritos
37:00 <TheRon> bowie - young americans
38:00 <simba> nothin u can say is gonna take me awa y from my gun
38:00 <TheRon> you can't run from a .38 go ahead and try
38:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <johninja> .38 range is pretty bad man
39:00 <TheRon> i'm gangster yo
39:00 <johninja> they are those little snub nosed handguns designed to fit in girls handbags
39:00 <johninja> get a real gun ya poof
40:00 <TheRon> what the fuck do iknow about guns
40:00 <johninja> lol
41:00 <TheRon> i listen to snoop sometimes
41:00 <johninja> they have a wierd picture of rupert murdoch in the background of this news feed with CFS "bushfire do not cross" tape across it
41:00 <simba> why
41:00 <johninja> very cryptic
42:00 <simba> o yea ur into pop stars
42:00 <johninja> it looks like some billboard for a book or something
42:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80QNotEbF-U
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swoop - Apple Eyes.mpg (Feb 3, 2010) 3:26 - Category: Entertainment - 5,155 views - 21 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
43:00 <johninja> hungryyyy eyessss
44:00 <TheRon> one look at you and i can't disguise
44:00 <johninja> accidently entered indonesian territorial waters multiple times on multiple days
44:00 <johninja> woops sorry guise
44:00 <TheRon> that sounds like beehhh
44:00 <johninja> how dare you
45:00 <TheRon> what?
45:00 <johninja> you got some fucking mouth on you mate
45:00 <TheRon> my bad
45:00 <johninja> watch yourself eh
46:00 <TheRon> listen bitch, get me some dinner.....
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <johninja> what are you cooking?
47:00 <johninja> always something classy
47:00 <TheRon> nothing
47:00 <johninja> classy
47:00 <TheRon> assembling somekind of salad
47:00 <johninja> just the rabbit food?
48:00 <TheRon> onion, carrot, cheese, cold meat, roasted peanuts in a lime dressing
48:00 <johninja> ahh yeh nice
48:00 <TheRon> bit of lettuce
49:00 <simba> lmao we signed a deal with dunkin donuts
49:00 <simba> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q74/1010411_271994866289711_1552498043_n.jpg
49:00 <johninja> lolol
49:00 <TheRon> doodle??
49:00 <simba> wer geytting some big dough tho
49:00 <TheRon> the couple out of the mavis' were sleeping togewther right?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd i asked ash yesterday if we have dunkin donuts
50:00 <simba> ashlee jc
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> serious but dunkin donuts on the back of a jersey lol
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
50:00 <simba> jersey shore
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> big fake boobies
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunit boobs
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> donut*
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> house of 1000 bobs burgers
52:00 <TheRon> god damn right it's a beautiful day
53:00 <TheRon> uh huh
54:00 <simba> stfu TheRon
54:00 <TheRon> 2007
55:00 <TheRon> charlie you're not my charlie anymore, you're screwing it up
57:00 <johninja> 2007
57:00 <simba> 2007
58:00 <TheRon> what happened in 2007 johninja?
58:00 <johninja> is this some cool new insult we are going to come up with that nobody knows what means?
58:00 <johninja> i like it
58:00 <Ana_Ng> http://imgur.com/gallery/p7KSE
58:00 <TheRon> 2007 port adelaide get belted in the grand final
58:00 <johninja> ahh
58:00 <johninja> very subtle
58:00 <TheRon> what team does simba go for?
59:00 <simba> 2007 and 420 all i get are numbers
59:00 <simba> what about words
59:00 <simba> lagos
59:00 <TheRon> 2007\
59:00 <simba> greek
59:00 <simba> 2007/
59:00 <simba> what does the slash mean
59:00 <TheRon> typo numnuts
59:00 <simba> typo numnuts?
59:00 <simba> whats that
00:00 <johninja> that cartoon strip was shit
01:00 <johninja> no offence
01:00 <Ana_Ng> don't be sad crabby crab
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <Ana_Ng> you guys need a love story between a crab and a woman as a sorbet
01:00 <johninja> i was waiting for the joke
01:00 <Ana_Ng> in between your filthy low-brow, tawdry posts
02:00 <johninja> lol
02:00 <johninja> the voice of reason (and shit cartoon strips)
02:00 <Ana_Ng> http://imgur.com/gallery/QSiotyH
03:00 <johninja> hehe ok 
03:00 <Shadowgate> Ana is posting funny pics lol
03:00 <johninja> she is now
04:00 <Ana_Ng> i was posting funny pics before you were a jingle in your daddy's jeans
05:00 <Ana_Ng> so old.
05:00 <simba> yea sure
05:00 <johninja> Crowman is older
05:00 <johninja> but its not a contest
05:00 <johninja> not like growing old is really a skill
05:00 <Crowman> yep, sure am
06:00 <johninja> although i guess not dieing is
06:00 <Ana_Ng> crowman, are you glenn miller old?
06:00 <Ana_Ng> frank sinatra old?
06:00 <doctor> it isn't easy getting old
06:00 <Ana_Ng> elvis old?
06:00 <Crowman> 58
07:00 <Ana_Ng> that's not so old
07:00 <Crowman> elvis is dead, so no, not that old
07:00 <Crowman> he just said I was older
07:00 <johninja> so they say....so they say
08:00 <Ana_Ng> by definition
08:00 <simba> u guys r so old]
08:00 <Ana_Ng> older means you are old
08:00 <Crowman> my old man only got off the internet recently and he is 94
08:00 <simba> Yep.
08:00 <Ana_Ng> just like if you are whiter than me, you are white
08:00 <Crowman> cyber was bad for his heart
08:00 <johninja> why leave the internet
08:00 <johninja> ahh lo
09:00 <Ana_Ng> have you guys seen the lions and their blood popsicles?
09:00 <Ana_Ng> http://imgur.com/gallery/bfILn
10:00 <johninja> hehe
10:00 <simba> boy im glad i have now
10:00 <johninja> how swell
11:00 <johninja> i like how someone always dislikes things
11:00 <johninja> no matter what there is on the internet someone will dislike it
11:00 <Crowman> and I thought putting vegemite in icecubes for my dog was odd
11:00 <simba> me? im just being sarcastic for fun
11:00 <johninja> no not you
11:00 <johninja> on the pic
12:00 <simba> Ahhhhh. ive never read those comments under imgur
12:00 <doctor> yeah i dislike imgur
12:00 <simba> done even kmow what imgur is
12:00 <simba> some Funny Pic site
12:00 <simba> like tumblr with no amateurs maybe
12:00 <johninja> yeh good time waster
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1609693_217912358392569_840568906_n.jpg
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> this chick looks cgi
13:00 <johninja> for e-hipsters
13:00 <simba> like ted danson with a moustache
13:00 <doctor> i prefer fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net
13:00 <Ana_Ng> her nose, it's broken
13:00 <simba> akamaihd 
13:00 <doctor> just bad shop
13:00 <johninja> yeah that akamaihd guy has some cool pics for a muslim
14:00 <doctor> and no commentary
14:00 <simba> akamaihd mardem-bey
14:00 <doctor> He will never get my money
15:00 <simba> you will never get this you will never get this 
15:00 <doctor> yeah, that's life it seems
15:00 <simba> khaled smiles but stays broke
16:00 <doctor> behind the smiles in an endless stream of bitter tears
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <Loof> underneath my ass, there's a stinky story
16:00 <johninja> #JusticeForKhaled
17:00 <doctor> nah
17:00 <Shadowgate> there is no one in that room it has 0 occupants
17:00 <doctor> go bat to twitter
17:00 <johninja> NO!
17:00 <doctor> alright, then don't
17:00 <johninja> #OK
18:00 <doctor> #fine
18:00 <Shadowgate> two rooms that have 0 occupants
18:00 <johninja> #BeLikeThat
18:00 <simba> stinky story - r u sitting on ur half oz?
18:00 <doctor> #idontcareanyway
18:00 <Shadowgate> irc total rooms 65400 only 1 active melbourne
19:00 <johninja> #BuildAbridgeAndGetOverIt
19:00 <simba> only 1 melbourne!!!!!!!!
19:00 <doctor> #cryyourselfariverandgetoveritronpaul2012swagyolo
19:00 <simba> im teh king of the world!!!!!!!! leo di caprio
19:00 <johninja> lol 
19:00 <johninja> i swear this news chick had a runny nose
19:00 <johninja> omg
20:00 <johninja> thats pretty gross
20:00 <johninja> had a big trail of glistening nose residue running from her nostril to her mough
21:00 <doctor> "To be or not to be, that is the question" Kevin Rudd 1994
21:00 <doctor> Yummy
21:00 <johninja> joe root
23:00 <johninja> aussie all round cricketer, volunteer firefighter, greenpeace activist, philanthropist, inventor, sheep shearing record holder in both male and female categorys, and part time v8 supercar racer
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk me white houosoe down is fun
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> house*
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> this little kid has fkn balls, gun to here head all accepting death
24:00 <doctor> Joe Root for PM 2017
26:00 <doctor> Where are all the losers these days? I miss them
27:00 <johninja> yeah its a bit odd
27:00 <johninja> i'm sure they will return
27:00 <johninja> the sand people will be back, and in greater numbers
27:00 <doctor> that's racist
28:00 <johninja> i'm not sure about that
28:00 <johninja> its a descriptive term
28:00 <johninja> in no way derogitory
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