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44:00 <deeldose> what fi u just wrote: this product gave me aids, do not want 1/10
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> try it and find out
44:00 <deeldose> then they give u millions
44:00 <deeldose> then u have to share it cos i gave u the magic code
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ask these guys ... I can talk a lot of shit
45:00 <deeldose> may aswell get paid to do it lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my theory
45:00 <deeldose> well its just a hypothesis cos u havent proven it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> plus it look good for a folio I need built by the end of this mth
45:00 <deeldose> but do it for great justice
46:00 <Bastardly_One> for a prof writing course I wanna do ... has some discplines of writing I'd like to craft more
46:00 <deeldose> nice do it
46:00 <deeldose> so much potential to make money in writing too
46:00 <deeldose> look at jk rowling and shit
47:00 <deeldose> went from povo to one of most sold authors
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old ... had my chance once in the 90s
47:00 <Bastardly_One> blew the advance I swindled
47:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
47:00 <BuffaloSoldier> jk trolling
47:00 <Bastardly_One> with Penguin Australia
48:00 <deeldose> oh well u may get another one!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... I actually want to write a childrens story
48:00 <BuffaloSoldier> romantic fiction isn't a big seller these days
48:00 <deeldose> if not just write some grandiose blog lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's not as easy as it sounds
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate writers blogs
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck they shit me
48:00 <BuffaloSoldier> i hate writers and i hate blogs
48:00 <Bastardly_One> wankorama central most of the time
48:00 <deeldose> heaps of blogs are so lame i agree lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> john, as if ... you're trolling as shit as spence
49:00 <deeldose> its like a a gazillion narissitic facebook updates all combined
49:00 <BuffaloSoldier> lol
49:00 <BuffaloSoldier> nice
49:00 <deeldose> xD
49:00 <Bastardly_One> remember when tumblr was more blog
49:00 <Bastardly_One> than porn?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck it was good for a while ... some quite eccentric people
50:00 <deeldose> i dont know much about it tbh, just see links off reddit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> then it got popular
50:00 <deeldose> do see funny links on it tho
50:00 <BuffaloSoldier> i only just got the internet for christmas
50:00 <BuffaloSoldier> still working it out
50:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
50:00 <deeldose> oi what did u do nye john
50:00 <BuffaloSoldier> lol
50:00 <BuffaloSoldier> got high at home
50:00 <deeldose> was it rad as
50:00 <deeldose> lol i went to bed early like a massive loser
50:00 <BuffaloSoldier> i think i fell asleep in my chair at one point
50:00 <deeldose> like at 10.30
50:00 <BuffaloSoldier> yeah pretty rad
51:00 <deeldose> booze or weed or what?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <BuffaloSoldier> weed
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I was on here I think :(
51:00 <deeldose> or a combo lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and I did fall asleep
51:00 <BuffaloSoldier> i didn'ty bother coming on here
51:00 <BuffaloSoldier> i'm not that sad yet
51:00 <deeldose> 10 hit combo, fatality!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> my beanbag is too comfy
51:00 <BuffaloSoldier> that seems to be the saddest thing you could do
52:00 <BuffaloSoldier> would prefer to be alone
52:00 <deeldose> i think i did go on irc for a bit too Bastardly_One then i was imagining going out, then fell asleep lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <deeldose> think i started drinking pretty early tho
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't drink ... I do smoke
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... yeah, I'm old
53:00 <Bastardly_One> anything past 8pm and I've been up 2hrs too late already
53:00 <BuffaloSoldier> i'm a heavy smoker light drinker
53:00 <deeldose> how old 
53:00 <deeldose> i feel old at times at 32 =/
53:00 <deeldose> shit happens hey
53:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish I was 32 again
53:00 <Bastardly_One> 44
53:00 <MistressOfMayhem> olddddddd
53:00 <deeldose> oh well happens to everyone =/
54:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fartttttttttttttt
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, olllllllldddddddddddddd
54:00 <deeldose> who cares tho people can still be old and fun
54:00 <MistressOfMayhem> nerr nerr
54:00 <Bastardly_One> got a problem with that brat?
54:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no sir
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Sir
54:00 <Bastardly_One> just checkin'
54:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
54:00 <deeldose> ive got a shaman friend whose like 47
55:00 <deeldose> and went to thailand to learn chi gong off an old asian cunt who was over 60 lol
55:00 <deeldose> its gonna happen to all of us hey
55:00 <deeldose> get old
55:00 <Bastardly_One> what sort of shamanism?
55:00 <deeldose> well im not 100% sure what u would call it i think his mentor was from the amazon 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> if druid based ... there's a definition for that ... celtic shamanism
55:00 <deeldose> hes into ayuahuasca
55:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaah ok
55:00 <deeldose> said hed done that like 150x
56:00 <BuffaloSoldier> blblblblb
56:00 <deeldose> he does drumming
56:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah sir
56:00 <deeldose> and hes into chi gong
56:00 <MistressOfMayhem> got a problem asshole?
56:00 <deeldose> and also kabballah
56:00 <Bastardly_One> John must of been drinking
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not really bitch ... just checking
56:00 <MistressOfMayhem> checking my ass
56:00 <deeldose> i dont hear from him that often cos hes in usa i met him in thailand and he also has young kids now so yeah
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> that didn't come out right
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but you would
57:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
57:00 <deeldose> i did talk to him about 203 months ago tho
57:00 <deeldose> 2-3
57:00 <Bastardly_One> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Serenity
57:00 <Serenity> hello
57:00 <Bastardly_One> pffft on that song
57:00 <Serenity> i just had a shower SMELL ME
57:00 <Bastardly_One> know Ying Yang Twins - Pull My Hair
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *sniffs Serenity*
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds rude *sniffs more*
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you bagging my song?!
58:00 <deeldose> i smell of bo, smell me too
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no fucking taste
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> go listen to Elvis
58:00 <Serenity> i smell like soap and shampoo
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ewww soap
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I smell like bongs probably
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> smells yukky
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I likes body wash
59:00 <Bastardly_One> she has kids
59:00 <Bastardly_One> how long would that last?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> half a day
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> true
59:00 <Bastardly_One> soap is cheaper :P
59:00 <Serenity> this is a chalomine scented soap or something
59:00 <Serenity> maybe its chamomile or soemthing
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and a husband
59:00 <Serenity> dunno smells pretty
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> vanilla & honey
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> best scent
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> tut tut bf does NOT touch my body wash 
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> not after I told him how much it was
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I passed a young chick with a really nice sandlewood on the other day
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that smell is pretty distinct
00:00 <Serenity> i have to be careful with scented stuff
00:00 <deeldose> i read that as vagina at first
00:00 <Serenity> i get rashes
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah wasn't a cheap one by the smell
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> mmmm red door perfume
01:00 <Bastardly_One> if you want to make me do whatever
01:00 <Bastardly_One> wear a nice vanilla
01:00 <Bastardly_One> or ying ylang
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm like
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I lurveeeee vanilla
01:00 <Bastardly_One> take my life? sure!
01:00 <Serenity> i have a yummy hair serum
01:00 <Serenity> smells amaze
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> share
03:00 <deeldose> whats the serum is that like those hot oil treatments
03:00 <deeldose> remember my sister doing something like that
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow
04:00 <Bastardly_One> they even have a data entry and admin section now
04:00 <Bastardly_One> this could be work heaven if I wasn't lazy
05:00 <deeldose> i think i read a review that it was pretty hard to make money but if u have a shitload of spare time who cares ay
05:00 <Serenity> its not a hot oil one but its oil like i guess
05:00 <Serenity> makes your hair really soft and shiny
05:00 <Bastardly_One> freelancer has changed into a full site of shit like website work, IT work, mobile phone apps, writing (as it's known for) and data entry and admin
06:00 <Serenity> i cant even remember the name of it now its vanilla silk something
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ve
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> should find out for meh
06:00 <deeldose> like conditioner? i have fairly long hair i suppose 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> no hair so I don't care :P
06:00 <Shadsss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoB3zWS18v8'
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ANALOGUE CHURCH * DJBONEZ - RAVEN SLUTS (Oiriginal Mix) utilising the focusrite liquid mix 2014 (Jan 6, 2014) 9:04 - Category: Music - 4 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:00 <deeldose> like could prob put it in a pony tail
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I had hair once
06:00 <deeldose> u should do it Bastardly_One, make heaps of money
07:00 <Bastardly_One> down to my arse
07:00 <Bastardly_One> then I got it all cut off in the spur of a moment
07:00 <deeldose> ive had it past shoulder before, it was a mega pain in the arse to look after tho...
07:00 <Bastardly_One> best thing I ever did
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> good
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I was uber proud of my hair
07:00 <deeldose> i thought the vampires on interview with a vampire looked really cool for some reason
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you women would of envied it :P
07:00 <deeldose> was it like fabio style lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... not that "epic" ... but it just maintained itself
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and didn't need any help to look good ... then age got me
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I had hair down to my ass too
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hated it
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but look at my era ... long hair blah blah blah
09:00 <deeldose> did u find it hard to even sleep on a pillow
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I was proud of that ...
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, pony tail to sleep
09:00 <deeldose> like compared to short hair u can even just lay down whenever u want
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I love not giving a damn now
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I have enough hair to have short hair
10:00 <deeldose> plus had to use a BS amount of conditioner to avoid getting a birds nest for hair
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but I like to maintain it to a blade cut
10:00 <deeldose> have u ever done a skin head too?
10:00 <deeldose> i did that once, cept looked a bit too crim
11:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on a tic
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll show you the moment I got it done
11:00 <Bastardly_One> talk about a mugshot
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what ya mean and you'll see what i mean
12:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/7133_161374718103_4992932_n.jpg
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ck^ always makes me think of cky
13:00 <deeldose> wow u got a rose ring too?
14:00 <KarlPilkington> Is the nose ring...inconvenient?
14:00 <KarlPilkington> Does it affect nose blowing?
14:00 <deeldose> whats background did u paint it? also i wanna see the long hair
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I hardly notice it's there
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol no hair
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've no idea what that pic is and either does the person that owns it
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I like the one with hair
14:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the fetlife or the long hair?
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> on fet
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooh
15:00 <Bastardly_One> boring
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> it's better than the mugshot
15:00 <deeldose> long hair ftw
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> anyways sir dusty sir
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that selfie is one of the best selfies ever
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I think I'm tired
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> so
15:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwww night
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> nighty night <3
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean the one on fet
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and night <3
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> night KarlPilkington nice chatting to you!
16:00 <KarlPilkington> night MistressOfMayhem
16:00 <deeldose> cya have a good1
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> && night Serenity <3
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> k wankers. cyabye!
16:00 <Serenity> night night
16:00 <Serenity> aw
16:00 <deeldose> i havent wanked for a few days tho
17:00 <deeldose> been tryna build up the chi and stuff 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> beep beep!
23:00 <Shadsss> <@bongmaster> yoyoyoyo
23:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahaha @ blog proof reading
23:00 <Bastardly_One> do I want to do that? *thinks*
24:00 <Shadsss> just formatted a drive - lost 500gig
24:00 <milk> my brane got eaten by zombies
24:00 <Shadsss> lolololol
25:00 <Shadsss> same
25:00 <Shadsss> there is real zombies in Society
25:00 <Shadsss> xd
25:00 <Shadsss> seen a few of em
26:00 <deeldose> just ate 3 gherkins u mad jelly?
26:00 <Shadsss> fuct up by the gov
26:00 <Shadsss> literaly
26:00 <Shadsss> fucking zombies
26:00 <Shadsss> they just STRUT
27:00 <Shadsss> BBL
27:00 <Shadsss> <@bongmaster> yoyoyoyo
27:00 <Shadsss> W00SH
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive would be if he was around
28:00 <Bastardly_One> him and his "wog" pickles/gherkins
29:00 <deeldose> yeah get blog proof reading for the lols
29:00 <deeldose> some blogs are pretty funny, amongst all the shit ones
30:00 <deeldose> does he have those pickled garlics too
30:00 <deeldose> actually that was skirmish from newcastle lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive loves that shit too
32:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck knows I hear about it enough
33:00 <deeldose> lol does he live olives too
33:00 <deeldose> marinated olives can be so good tho
33:00 <Bastardly_One> He's Romanian
33:00 <deeldose> i can understand why people would shy away from gherkins but how can u hate on some good olives!!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't mind gherkins but olives can "get fucked"
36:00 <deeldose> they are like that tho
36:00 <deeldose> seems theyre like a love or hate food 
36:00 <deeldose> like avocados heh
37:00 <deeldose> have u tried black ones too tho? maybe if u hate green ones u could like black ones? i think ive heard of that happening
37:00 <Bastardly_One> wrong person to talk to about food here ... I'm not a big food fan ... I eat because I have to and don't like the taste of most food
37:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, don't like black or green ones
37:00 <deeldose> ive def been in that situation
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <deeldose> when i was full addicted to MMORPG's
38:00 <deeldose> eating was a really annoying thing i just had to do
38:00 <deeldose> i like it now just making it and getting it sucks
38:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
38:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe that's it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not a bad cook
38:00 <deeldose> whats ur fave foods
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't like the tastes much ... doesn't bother me really
39:00 <Bastardly_One> none
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <deeldose> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I suppose you'd have to say potatoes
39:00 <deeldose> like chips?
39:00 <deeldose> chicken salt and stuff?
39:00 <Shadsss> BlackDevil:fart
39:00 <Bastardly_One> chips, who doesn't like chips?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but all sorts of potato dishes
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the saviour of my life that plant
39:00 <Shadsss> IM LISTENING TO DARK PSYTRANCE
40:00 <Shadsss> gives ya a mad boner
40:00 <deeldose> how good are potato bakes with onion and cheese
40:00 <Bastardly_One> a good potato cheese bake thing is always a mad eay winner
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and those too
40:00 <deeldose> like a mouthgasm
40:00 <Shadsss> brothers gf makes the gem potato bakes
40:00 <deeldose> dare u to link some Shadsss
40:00 <deeldose> ive got peter gabriel atm tho which is pretty rad
41:00 <Shadsss> ill msg u
41:00 <deeldose> do it 
41:00 <Shadsss> are u a cop
41:00 <deeldose> yeah
41:00 <Shadsss> lol same
41:00 <Shadsss> gretingz
41:00 <deeldose> im a time cop
41:00 <deeldose> im van damn
41:00 <Shadsss> im robocop
41:00 <Shadsss> awesome dude
41:00 <deeldose> we should organise a kumite
42:00 <Shadsss> fuk what a team
42:00 <deeldose> xD
42:00 <deeldose> like u know bloodsport
42:00 <Shadsss> i knew there existed talent out here on f irc...
42:00 <Shadsss> yup
42:00 <Bastardly_One> have you guys heard that time traveler from the future who calls a us radio show?
42:00 <deeldose> lol sounds epic
42:00 <Shadsss> hahahaha yeah
42:00 <Maurice> EPIC
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I should find it on youtube
42:00 <deeldose> i havent seen it tho
42:00 <Maurice> Good movie
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice darling! <3
43:00 <Shadsss> wb Maurice
43:00 <deeldose> is that a real movie? is it heresy that i dont know it?
43:00 <Shadsss> bbl
43:00 <Maurice> I never left.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> robocop?
43:00 <Maurice> Epic is a real movie
43:00 <Maurice> An animated one
43:00 <deeldose> ahhh i thought Maurice meant was a movie called: epic
43:00 <deeldose> dunno how i thought that but i did
43:00 <Maurice> I did
43:00 <Maurice> The movie is called Epic
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Disney yes?
44:00 <Maurice> Ffs, how hard is it to understand
44:00 <deeldose> are u sitting on a throne of lies
44:00 <deeldose> is this it http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0799949/
44:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Epic Movie (2007) - 2.2/10 of 74,928 votes - Stars: Kal Penn, Jennifer Coolidge, Fred Willard - Rated: Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor, language and some comic violence - Runtime: 1hr 33mins - Genre: Adventure, Comedy - Release Date: 26 January 2007 (USA)
44:00 <Maurice> No, no that
44:00 <Maurice> Its a kids movie
44:00 <Maurice> Not*
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and Maurice ... be damned if I can still remember that show Rik Mayal did
45:00 <deeldose> that torture scene ina  robocop scared me as a kid
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and neither can some of my english friends
45:00 <deeldose> when they cut up the dude that was tied up
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to ask my ex ... it's gonna bug me forever
45:00 <Maurice> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0848537/
45:00 <Maurice> That one
45:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Epic (2013) - 6.7/10 of 45,993 votes - Stars: Amanda Seyfried, Josh Hutcherson, Beyoncé Knowles - Rated: Rated PG for mild action, some scary images and brief rude language - Runtime: 1hr 42mins - Genre: Animation, Adventure, Family, Fantasy - Release Date: 24 May 2013 (USA)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but I refuse to goodle
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Pixar right?
45:00 <Maurice> The Young Ones, Bottom, Guesthouse Paradiso
45:00 <Maurice> Etc
46:00 <British^Meat> Hey murphy, think about the future
46:00 <deeldose> animated stuff can be pretty rad
46:00 <Bastardly_One> might be Guesthouse
46:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
46:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen Bottom live by the way?
46:00 <British^Meat> lol @ guesthouse
46:00 <British^Meat> love it
46:00 <deeldose> one of my friends was really offended when i told him i hadnt seen guesthouse paradiso so he got it out
46:00 <British^Meat> feeeb!
46:00 <deeldose> then we got too drunk to finish it
46:00 <Maurice> Guesthouse Paradiso, at the end they spew lime green spew
46:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> anyone have iphone5?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... wasn't that
47:00 <Maurice> iPhones are rank
47:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrr
47:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't very good though
47:00 <deeldose> never saw the spew..
47:00 <British^Meat> Mr twat
47:00 <deeldose> plus my phones old as fuck AnitaSarkeesian
47:00 <Maurice> Feeeeeeeeeeeeeb! ONE BOILED EGG
47:00 <British^Meat> its thwait!
47:00 <Maurice> Doodle is in the lifestyle
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what about
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Bill
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what's hs name?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the fat guy with the long hair
48:00 <Maurice> deeldose, the spew was the entire ending
48:00 <Bastardly_One> stars in Black Books
48:00 <British^Meat> bailey
48:00 <Bastardly_One> which is great by the way
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that's him
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you two a fan?
48:00 <British^Meat> jah
48:00 <deeldose> maybe i should rewatch it, we ended up getting out so many movies and booze we never got thru them all
48:00 <deeldose> he thought it was a travesty that i hadnt seen it tho
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I like him as well ... check out Black Books if you've not seen it ... might still be on the ABC
49:00 <Maurice> I need to get Black Books
49:00 <British^Meat> i did first see him in Spaced, another of my fave shows
49:00 <Bastardly_One> great series ... you'd like it from what we've discussed about english comedy serie
49:00 <deeldose> whats guys name, i dunno if ive seen that either
49:00 <Bastardly_One> *series
50:00 <deeldose> do u reckon its the sarcasm that makes english comedy so lols?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yes and no ... because I don't mind some blantant slapstick of theirs either
50:00 <deeldose> like monty python?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but mostly ... maybe
51:00 <Maurice> I cant find it on my torrent site, hence not having it
51:00 <deeldose> i read this thing the other day that they said they wont parody islam for fear of getting killed =/
51:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwww Maurice
51:00 <British^Meat> A fave pommy sketch of mine...
51:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/O2giBAfDOGw
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Office wanking (Nov 17, 2006) 3:16 - Category: Entertainment - 58,353 views - 121 likes (94.5%), 7 dislikes (5.5%)
52:00 <deeldose> lol ive seen before but that is awesome
52:00 <Maurice> Fuck, my husband is cooking oysters kilpatrick which mean I should cook while I ca
52:00 <Maurice> n
52:00 <AngrymanXL> OMG!!! Justin Beiber and Selena are back together!!!
52:00 <Maurice> MEANS*
53:00 <Bastardly_One> potato gems?
53:00 <Maurice> Not this time
53:00 <deeldose> theres a good system lol
53:00 <Maurice> Home made hashbrowns
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew it was potatoes
53:00 <Bastardly_One> another reason to heart you
53:00 <Maurice> Id eat the oysters except blerg
53:00 <Maurice> Disgusting
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah spew city ... agreed
53:00 <Maurice> I'm all about the fat inducing carbs
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be shit at vag diving then :P
54:00 <fawks> Maurice
54:00 <Maurice> I dont like the ocean, diving or vag
54:00 <Maurice> fawks
54:00 <fawks> I'm up to season 3 now hng
54:00 <Maurice> IS A HOMO
54:00 <quasimoto> yo
54:00 <Maurice> OMG YAY
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm all about potatoes
54:00 <fawks> Elena kissed damon what a whorr
54:00 <fawks> E
54:00 <Maurice> I can't wait for you to be up to date and origs too
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the ocean is like ... water ... yuck
54:00 <fawks> Also where is serenity
54:00 <Maurice> Shes a fucking whore
54:00 <quasimoto> Maurice, are your balls as crinkly as the tv host
55:00 <Maurice> Hes dreamy
55:00 <quasimoto> popovich
55:00 <Maurice> What tv host?
55:00 <quasimoto> or whatever
55:00 <Maurice> I don't have balls, you stupid dicklicker
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
55:00 <quasimoto> you know that guy who does the whack tv show
55:00 <quasimoto> that's a mix of rikki lake and jerry springer
55:00 <Maurice> Still don't have balls.
55:00 <quasimoto> still don't care
55:00 <Serenity> excuse me
55:00 <Serenity> shut the fuck up ive been watching vines videos for an hour
55:00 <Maurice> Uh oh
56:00 <Maurice> BUSTED
56:00 <MadScientist> and sucking dick
56:00 <fawks> Hi quasi
56:00 <fawks> SERENITY
56:00 <quasimoto> hello fawks
56:00 <quasimoto> it was my christmas today
56:00 <fawks> guess whag
56:00 <quasimoto> be human
56:00 <fawks> Whay
56:00 <fawks> Whattttty
56:00 <quasimoto> what fawks
56:00 <Serenity> URGAY AND IM NOT
56:00 <Serenity> wait..
56:00 <Serenity> what what
56:00 <Maurice> Lol
56:00 <quasimoto> Uruguay?
56:00 <Maurice> Shes so homo
56:00 <fawks> I got a new phone 
56:00 <fawks> ANDROID NOW OK
56:00 <quasimoto> which phone
56:00 <quasimoto> WHY
57:00 <Maurice> finally
57:00 <quasimoto> STAY IN LALA LAND WITH US APPLE SUCKERS
57:00 <Serenity> FINALLY
57:00 <Maurice> Coz apple is a load of donkey shite
57:00 <quasimoto> lol yep
57:00 <quasimoto> agreed
57:00 <milk> Tony Abbott does Fake blonde Little Boy.avi
57:00 <fawks> I am adjusting and loving it
57:00 <quasimoto> worst phone ever
57:00 <Maurice> Apple shit
57:00 <quasimoto> NO, NOT 5S
57:00 <Maurice> LETS SYNC EVERY 4 MINUTES
57:00 <quasimoto> JUST 5 THANKS
57:00 <quasimoto> rofl
57:00 <quasimoto> LETS SYNC WHAT YOU DON'T NEED TO SYNC
57:00 <quasimoto> AWESOME.
57:00 <quasimoto> SO GLAD
57:00 <fawks> And chat shits on colloquy
57:00 <quasimoto> I PLUGGED IN.
58:00 <quasimoto> im on this through an app from the macstore
58:00 <fawks> AND MY SCRREN IS SO BIG I WANT TO DIE
58:00 <quasimoto> i have everything apple and it's shit
58:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
58:00 <quasimoto> life of a graphic designer/loser
58:00 <fawks> I luff it
58:00 <Bastardly_One> andchat and yaiac I think is the other one
58:00 <Bastardly_One> AndChat is good huh?
58:00 <fawks> I love it
58:00 <fawks> Its so prettt
58:00 <fawks> Y
58:00 <quasimoto> wait, what phone dude
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and customisable
59:00 <MadScientist> shes about to gag
59:00 <fawks> Nexus 5
59:00 <MadScientist> and its not my fault
59:00 <quasimoto> lez me google
59:00 <Serenity> yayyy
59:00 <milk> you've already refused satisfaction
59:00 <Serenity> theyre great phones
59:00 <quasimoto> yes
59:00 <quasimoto> nice phone
59:00 <quasimoto> it is android, no?
59:00 <fawks> :D
59:00 <fawks> Yeah
00:00 <quasimoto> cool
00:00 <Maurice> iPhone is far from great
00:00 <quasimoto> my iphone 5 is ok
00:00 <fawks> Dad bought it for me for christmas
00:00 <quasimoto> im not updating till 6 or someshit
00:00 <fawks> And he's here yay
00:00 <quasimoto> fuck 5s
00:00 <quasimoto> NO CUNTS TAKING MY PRINTS
00:00 <Maurice> He failed whenv he got you apple
00:00 <fawks> Shut up you
00:00 <Maurice> NEVER
01:00 <quasimoto> i really want a pc
01:00 <quasimoto> this imac shit
01:00 <quasimoto> doesnt feel cool
01:00 <quasimoto> on mirc
01:00 <Maurice> WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
01:00 <quasimoto> NOT COOL
01:00 <fawks> I still have like a zillion apps to download 
01:00 <Maurice> quasimoto can go eat a bag of arses
01:00 <quasimoto> why Maurice why
01:00 <Maurice> Becuase you're a giant dickbag.
01:00 <quasimoto> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything_is_Terrible!
02:00 <Maurice> Thats why.
02:00 <quasimoto> invest
02:00 <quasimoto> SEE MY VEST, SEE MY VEST
02:00 <quasimoto> anyway
02:00 <Maurice> Made from real gorilla chest
02:00 <quasimoto> yep
02:00 <fawks> I keep coming to press the home button
02:00 <fawks> And then I realise its not there 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you want apps?
03:00 <quasimoto> fawks you on a phone?
03:00 <fawks> Yeah
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I can give you a site for the payed shit for nada too
03:00 <quasimoto> that blows my mind
03:00 <quasimoto> i haven't been on irc in so long
03:00 <fawks> Ehy
03:00 <fawks> Why
03:00 <Serenity> cant. stop. watching. vones
03:00 <quasimoto> i didn't even know about these apps for irc
03:00 <Serenity> vines
03:00 <quasimoto> i was like fafuq mate
03:00 <fawks> Lol sez I've been obsessed for ages
03:00 <fawks> Some are hilarious
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate your vine links
04:00 <Bastardly_One> they're shit :P
04:00 <quasimoto> http://leplastiquedick.tumblr.com/post/72442179513/ah-shit-i-farted
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so not clicking that
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't want to know
04:00 <quasimoto> it has nothing to do with ah shit i farted
05:00 <quasimoto> some wanker just commented on the post
05:00 <deeldose> what is vine anyway
05:00 <deeldose> is it an abomination that i dont know?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna let Serenity or fawks explain
06:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than me say
06:00 <deeldose> is it a tv show?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> a site full of shit you've see on funniest home videos
06:00 <quasimoto> i think it's a foxtel channel
06:00 <quasimoto> right
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ie: not funny
06:00 <deeldose> breaking bad sounded kind of cool, although i never saw it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh man
06:00 <Bastardly_One> do it
06:00 <deeldose> i dig chem too
06:00 <Bastardly_One> download all 8 seasons of that shit
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Breaking Bad was good poo
07:00 <deeldose> i did that with gladiator: blood and sand, watched the whole lot at once
07:00 <Serenity> someone else can explain im going to bed
07:00 <Serenity> night
07:00 <Serenity> x
07:00 <deeldose> are they making more or is it all over?
07:00 <deeldose> cya Serenity
07:00 <Bastardly_One> night Serenity
08:00 <Bastardly_One> she sooooooooooo got laid
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon
08:00 <Bastardly_One> vine videos my arse
08:00 <deeldose> prob she isnt like married isnt she lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah to MadScientist
08:00 <deeldose> shadowlurker turned into a fannylurker?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> well, yeah ... I guess
09:00 <deeldose> well who wouldnt if u were married and all that
09:00 <quasimoto> listen to me smalls
09:00 <quasimoto> where did you get the ball from
09:00 <quasimoto> it was my step dads
09:00 <AngrymanXL> Will Gold FM ever play Techno and hiphop ?
09:00 <quasimoto> some lady gave it to him, yeah, she even signed it
09:00 <quasimoto> her name was baby ruthy or something
09:00 <quasimoto> BABE RUTH?
09:00 <quasimoto> ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH
10:00 <quasimoto> AngrymanXL, let's hope not?
11:00 <milk> evolution is so cold
11:00 <quasimoto> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNqIJ3e0OJw
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Lady Of Rage - Afro Puffs (Nov 17, 2009) 5:51 - Category: Music - 447,262 views - 3,687 likes (98.8%), 43 dislikes (1.2%)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> AngrymanXL, good point ... I bet they do
12:00 <Bastardly_One> when I'm 60 I expect to here hits from the 80s, 90s and 2000s
12:00 <Bastardly_One> to *hear
12:00 <quasimoto> 101.1fm has gone from 80s 90s and now to 2000s and up
12:00 <AngrymanXL> Maybe they'll play some Fatboy slim.
12:00 <deeldose> its k i overlooked the typo :P
12:00 <milk> I wonder if fat dickhead neckbeards on the Internet are the culmination of evolution
12:00 <deeldose> shit, everyone does it at some time
12:00 <deeldose> fuck grammar nazis
13:00 <quasimoto> yeah
13:00 <quasimoto> real nazis are cooler
13:00 <deeldose> my real grandpa was a real one that dirty cunt
13:00 <quasimoto> woah really
13:00 <deeldose> for real in the SS too
13:00 <quasimoto> in the army or like skinhead
13:00 <quasimoto> holy shit
13:00 <deeldose> SS like hitler henchman style
13:00 <milk> deeldose not as shameful as being english
14:00 <quasimoto> ever tell you stories?
14:00 <deeldose> he left my grandma and she married another dude, people in the fam thought things were weird
14:00 <deeldose> but she didnt admit to it until her deathbed when my dad was liek 50
14:00 <quasimoto> wow
15:00 <quasimoto> is your background German
15:00 <quasimoto> i'm assuming..
15:00 <deeldose> dad came from austria
15:00 <deeldose> ive only been once tho
15:00 <deeldose> also he tried to find the guy cos he got a name but whoever he rang up denied anything
15:00 <quasimoto> i went to Munich in 2011 and all i wanted to do was look at hitler shit but nobody spoke of it and it was really annoying
16:00 <deeldose> which isnt that surprising considering war criminals still get owned
16:00 <deeldose> if he was even alive
16:00 <quasimoto> that's true, because jews run the world
16:00 <deeldose> i heard a thing how SS guy got tatts under their underams
16:00 <milk> at least the Germans had a crack at world takeover
17:00 <quasimoto> yeah, a legit one
17:00 <quasimoto> not a slow dying energy soul sucking jewish one
17:00 <deeldose> its weird they thought it was an ok thing to do
17:00 <milk> they didnt just sit in their bunker jerking off to a group of paedophiles annexing a tiny part of a third world country
17:00 <quasimoto> they were just trying to reverse roles man
17:00 <deeldose> like doing it in that manner
17:00 <quasimoto> i've watched like 12 episode doccos on all of it
17:00 <quasimoto> mainstream is always bs
18:00 <quasimoto> you know how the story goes
18:00 <quasimoto> and if you don't, wow
18:00 <deeldose> my dad used to watch those cos he was part fo that war
18:00 <deeldose> was telling me how as a child how he had such a hatred for airplanes and shit
18:00 <quasimoto> why
18:00 <deeldose> he is pretty old tho like 69
18:00 <deeldose> cos theyd get bombed the fuck out of and all kinds
19:00 <deeldose> cos he was just a kid
19:00 <quasimoto> in la i got a tattoo done by some mexican bloke, and he had hitlers rare book 'mein kampf' its like banned most places
19:00 <quasimoto> true
19:00 <deeldose> and when ur on the receiving end of it, it can be hard to think much else
19:00 <deeldose> other than this person is fucking with me
19:00 <quasimoto> hmm
20:00 <deeldose> i dont know alot about it tbh, i dont even tell the story about it much either cos often people have even thought its just bs
21:00 <quasimoto> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8cHxydDb7o
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Queen Latifah - U.N.I.T.Y. (Oct 7, 2009) 4:16 - Category: Music - 2,645,897 views - 14,641 likes (98.7%), 189 dislikes (1.3%)
21:00 <deeldose> with all the fans of hitler and nazis on the net
21:00 <quasimoto> lol look you gotta spot out the crazies to be honest, but overall in reality and fact there's WAY more to the story and a lot of it is bs
21:00 <quasimoto> i'm not for skinheads and shit like that
21:00 <quasimoto> it's just history
22:00 <deeldose> yeah i know i didnt think u were
22:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> hunter street richmond 1997 cold winter walked all the way to swan street to get port
22:00 <deeldose> but like if u went to places like 4chan and go hey everyone my grandpa was a real nazi
22:00 <quasimoto> plus jews history with palestinians is another thing
22:00 <quasimoto> shit connects
22:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> young cop got burnt most of her body
22:00 <quasimoto> lol, i understand
23:00 <deeldose> like the dude prob tortured people or at least allowed it by proxy
23:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> i know straya wont let me come back in, fair enough
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate this site ... but heh at this
23:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83779837/
23:00 <deeldose> haha ebaums has funny links sometimes tho
23:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> but you sure let drug dealders, hookers, prostitutes and criminalas let in
24:00 <deeldose> plus makes me feel like ive vicariously lived thru the life of an american college student lol
24:00 <Atari> what a day
24:00 <deeldose> LOL wtf was that real
24:00 <Atari> what a night even
24:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> http://www.smu.ca/academic/sobey/phdman/program.html
25:00 <deeldose> did he think the microphone wasnt on or did they just link 2 vids together
25:00 <Atari> the flu has fucked me bad
25:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> when everything turns their back on you all I left is fait
25:00 <quasimoto> are there people from america on here
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hard to tell
25:00 <quasimoto> this is tripping me out
25:00 <quasimoto> i'm stoned
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but that was like
25:00 <Bastardly_One> wow1
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> you had to betray me didnt ya
26:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> i'll go on my own way this time
26:00 <deeldose> lol maybe that guy should just put that on his resume and go for a job as a chat host like a david letterman show 
26:00 <Atari> sup Bastardly_One
26:00 <Bastardly_One> not much Atari
26:00 <Atari> just woke up again in a swea
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and heh deeldose
27:00 <deeldose> oh shit the fact its about a missing woman makes it not so cool tho
27:00 <Atari> sweat
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, not cool
27:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> yukon province seems cool
27:00 <Atari> fucking antibiotics wont work
27:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> drink ouzo
27:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> greek man
27:00 <Atari> yeah right
27:00 <deeldose> ouzo and cokes a pretty rank drink tho
27:00 <deeldose> ive had that =/
28:00 <Atari> lemon sqaush and ouzo is ok
28:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> drink straight
28:00 <deeldose> what shit u got Atari
28:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> lift and ouzo
28:00 <Atari> not coke
28:00 <quasimoto> ouzo you drink straight
28:00 <deeldose> i read this thing not that long ago about antibotic resistant h.pylori
28:00 <quasimoto> with a glass of water next to it
28:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> sprites are cool
28:00 <Atari> solo and ouzo
28:00 <deeldose> like 20% of cases or some shit antibiotics just dont work
28:00 <Atari> sprite is ok with ouzo too
29:00 <quasimoto> or add water and it turns milky
29:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> shweps cream soda
29:00 <milk> ?
29:00 <Atari> solo is a better mix
29:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> true
30:00 <Atari> and tarax black label lemonade
30:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> real tourists are holidaying elsewhere
30:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> most backpakers are coming are poor
30:00 <Atari> i ordered some TAB
30:00 <Atari> from the USA
30:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> gathering in the parks of syd cbd
30:00 <Atari> nice drink
30:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> in their cheap van
31:00 <milk> its a free country
31:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> what is free there?
31:00 <Atari> nothing
31:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> its a free universe
31:00 <milk> basically if a police officer touches a human being they are religiously sacrificed
31:00 <Atari> even the air costs
32:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> ms chatty got thrown by acid on a racial attack
32:00 <Atari> milk, where is this ?
32:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> brisbane
32:00 <Atari> hahaha
32:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> i see you before you see me
32:00 <Atari> brisbanians are crazy
33:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> locals are fleeing their own home at stratbrooke island
33:00 <milk> lol @ Atari acting innocent
33:00 <Atari> i want to live in Port Douglas
33:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> nope Atari, brisbane probably the most civilized city out of the rest
33:00 <Atari> nice fishing there
33:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> adelaide is the worse
34:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> only the weather is fuct in qld other than that people have big heart
34:00 <Atari> sydney is the worst mate
34:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> nope
34:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> adealide then melbourne
34:00 <milk> I'm engaging Melbourne
34:00 <Atari> melbourne has been strongly policed over the years
34:00 <Atari> crime has dropped very low
34:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> bullshit
35:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> http://imgur.com/KfMme
35:00 <Atari> i remember that newport blaze
35:00 <Atari> it affected my area as well
35:00 <Atari> the smoke
36:00 <milk> ?
36:00 <milk> being spurious?
36:00 <Atari> they should move those factorys over to the country anyway
36:00 <Atari> they are too dangerous in our area
37:00 <Atari> including the petrol tankers in spotswood
37:00 <quasimoto> im blazed
37:00 <Atari> good for you :)
38:00 <Atari> i am jealous
38:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> i'm planning to go study a phd in canada
38:00 <milk> Atari, want to play Legend of the Internet?
38:00 <Atari> i used to get nice weed in the 80's non hydro
38:00 <Atari> milk, not in the condition i am in now :)
38:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> 80's were the best time
39:00 <milk> bok bok bok
39:00 <quasimoto> shit, i was born in the 80s
39:00 <quasimoto> now im jealous
39:00 <Atari> i was 20 years old in 1987
39:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> i wont have to asnwer any question if I dont come back
39:00 <Atari> so weed was inevitable
39:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> suck this
39:00 <quasimoto> yes
40:00 <quasimoto> inevitable indeed
40:00 <quasimoto> i was born in 1987
40:00 <Atari> but fuck it was good weed
40:00 <quasimoto> i believe you
40:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> weed are healing medicine
40:00 <quasimoto> i get some pretty good weed, the stuff atm is good
40:00 <Atari> you could glue bricks together with the resin
40:00 <quasimoto> but sometimes it's bad
40:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> i havent smoked it for many moons
40:00 <quasimoto> the best was l.a and amsterdam
41:00 <quasimoto> LOL
41:00 <milk> go clean up Atari
41:00 <Atari> we had buddha and skunk
41:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> i'll be rushing to flee to caanada from uk
41:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> my ant wants me there
41:00 <quasimoto> my fave in amsterdam was strawberry haze, and in l.a. someshit called yodas brain
42:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> she told me she will sell her house to send me to canada
42:00 <Atari> they had bongs in the 80's
42:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> but i wont leave too soon until i take care of her in death bed
42:00 <quasimoto> in amsterdam? there were bongs everywhere
42:00 <quasimoto> some had massive ice cubes
42:00 <quasimoto> but i smoke jays
42:00 <Atari> waste
43:00 <quasimoto> lol typical bong smoker
43:00 <quasimoto> ;p
43:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> i could get weed from bangla shops in london
43:00 <Atari> 1 bong hit lasted me like 2 hours
43:00 <quasimoto> i once got weed off a homeless guy in london lol
43:00 <Atari> didnt need to get blazed
43:00 <quasimoto> dunno man bongs are nasty and make me cough
43:00 <Bastardly_One> think I might have another cone
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I blame you cunts
43:00 <quasimoto> not against them or anything
44:00 <quasimoto> PACK IT
44:00 <Excessive> roll us a spliff Bastardly_One
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you cunt
44:00 <quasimoto> i'll roll you one
44:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Bangladeshi
44:00 <Excessive> ditto carnt
44:00 <deeldose> u got a vape Bastardly_One?
44:00 <Atari> just get a bong that has a big base, so you can fill it with lotsa water
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean hai!
44:00 <deeldose> i wanna get one
44:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> we are large numbers in uk
44:00 <Excessive> aye
44:00 <quasimoto> i live with my parents
44:00 <Bastardly_One> nup deeldose
44:00 <quasimoto> i'm turning 27 end of feb
44:00 <deeldose> then can smoke all kinds of shit
44:00 <quasimoto> shits getting intense
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I should thought ... I have emphysema
44:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> only my twin n sis got citizenship in oz 
44:00 <deeldose> hey Excessive lets have an olives & gherkins party
45:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> twin sis
45:00 <quasimoto> otherwise i would have invented some sort of mini tent that gets you high
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs don't start Excessive on wog food
45:00 <Excessive> deeldose, only if the gerkins are dilled .......... fck that vinegar shit
45:00 <deeldose> wog food can be so nice tho
45:00 <deeldose> ive got dilled ones ay
45:00 <quasimoto> i'm a wog
45:00 <deeldose> from aldi
45:00 <quasimoto> today was my christmas
45:00 <quasimoto> i ate so much shit
45:00 <deeldose> was it wogsmas
46:00 <quasimoto> yeah something like that
46:00 <quasimoto> armenian christmas
46:00 <Excessive> I get the Eskal stuff
46:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malaysian_Australian
46:00 <deeldose> did u listen to system of a down
46:00 <quasimoto> lol
46:00 <quasimoto> not really
46:00 <deeldose> and wax each others backs
46:00 <quasimoto> nah
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive was kind of your neighbour quasimoto ... he's Romanian
46:00 <quasimoto> ah
46:00 <deeldose> are yas all from melb
46:00 <quasimoto> i am
47:00 <Excessive> Hungarian from Western Romania
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not ... I was
47:00 <quasimoto> ah ok
47:00 <deeldose> im from newcastle cept that channel is so dead as fuck it has like 3 people in it on a good day
47:00 <Bastardly_One> just out of Melbourne at the moment
47:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> Bastardly_One why dont you become a chef
47:00 <quasimoto> my dad has bought cars in romania and driven them through turkey to armenia lol
47:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> in your own kebab van with Atari
47:00 <Excessive> I'm in Sydney
47:00 <deeldose> i just joined newcastle then and it was just me and chanop 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> NeuropsychiatricPatient, why don't you become a human being beehhhh?
47:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> never
47:00 <quasimoto> i feel like sydney has more shit to do
48:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> i particularly dont like that species
48:00 <quasimoto> i'm so sick of melbourne
48:00 <quasimoto> and it's weather
48:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> hate all mankind
48:00 <Excessive> Melbourne only has a better party scene is all
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but everywhere is shit compared to Melbourne
48:00 <quasimoto> then it's probably just the weather that sucks balls
48:00 <quasimoto> and ruins everything
48:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> msia is cool too girls are nice
48:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> nothing extreme over here
49:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> people dont do drugs as much as downunder
49:00 <quasimoto> lol
49:00 <deeldose> never been to melb yet cept might go in april
49:00 <quasimoto> you kidding
49:00 <quasimoto> everyones on drugs in melbourne
49:00 <quasimoto> which probably means everyone is on drugs everywhere
49:00 <deeldose> can u get dmt in melb
49:00 <quasimoto> let's face it
49:00 <quasimoto> it's over
49:00 <quasimoto> yeah
50:00 <quasimoto> you can
50:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> I ended my chapter.
50:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> For good
50:00 <deeldose> is it hard can u guys hook me up
50:00 <deeldose> i might go in april to see a mentor of a teacher i had who was into hypnotism and NLP and shit
51:00 <deeldose> dude coming from usa to there then
51:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> deeldose they will peel your skin and donate to someone inchange of plastic surgery
51:00 <deeldose> ill take the risk
52:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> ur the one let the gas tank loose didnt ya
52:00 <quasimoto> i just smoke weed and do a little coke here n there man
52:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> *who
52:00 <deeldose> like farted?
52:00 <quasimoto> none of this tripped out shit
52:00 <deeldose> what if u had those mega life changing/shamanistic experiences tho
53:00 <deeldose> on dmt or mushies
53:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One, no Shane still?
53:00 <quasimoto> lol.
53:00 <quasimoto> nah mate
53:00 <deeldose> tru story
53:00 <quasimoto> im right
53:00 <deeldose> i havent done it yet but im keen
53:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> one of my licence was full of coke redidue
53:00 <quasimoto> if i go out ill do a little coke and drink, if i'm chillin ill roll a few spliffs
53:00 <quasimoto> thats about it
53:00 <quasimoto> NP, gimme
53:00 <quasimoto> i'll gum it
54:00 <deeldose> doesnt coke last shit all time tho
54:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> dogs love the smell of coke n weed together
54:00 <milk> bring back 2004 genetic purity tests
54:00 <quasimoto> it doesn't but i'll just bump it all nice or whatever
54:00 <quasimoto> drink
54:00 <deeldose> and some of those brain scan or MRI pics make coke look pretty evil for a persons brain tbh
54:00 <Excessive> yeah coke lasts liek 10 15 mins and it's fckn expensive
54:00 <quasimoto> i'm fine
55:00 <quasimoto> i don't need to like have an epileptic fit to enjoy myself
55:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> many rock stars have done it
55:00 <quasimoto> i can afford it, as i don't do it very often
55:00 <quasimoto> i've have a lot of mri's
55:00 <quasimoto> they suck
55:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> happy to die in canada even
56:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> you guys are poor and liar
56:00 <deeldose> havent had coke but yeah heard same thing
56:00 <deeldose> heard that it makes people feel like theyre on 'god-mode'
56:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> so poor so much lie makes me wanna die
56:00 <milk> I heard cocaine makes you rape children
57:00 <deeldose> wouldnt u rather something like a cool ayahuasca party
57:00 <deeldose> than that dirty cocaine shit
57:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> in canada coke is given to their psychiatric patients
57:00 <Excessive> I mite have to do a re-install again
57:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> especially in toronto
57:00 <Excessive> fckn did it jus earlier
57:00 <quasimoto> i don't think it's god mode lol
57:00 <quasimoto> it's just cruisy to be honest
57:00 <deeldose> theres programs to back up ur whole hdd Excessive
57:00 <Excessive> but I'm havin troubles with it recognisin some usb devices
58:00 <deeldose> like can back up whole hdd and put it on an external as a shadow 
58:00 <deeldose> format then just put it all back on
58:00 <quasimoto> NP, sorry you don't believe a stranger on the internet
58:00 <AngrymanXL> I was trying to partition a hdd earlier and accidently partitioned the wrong one. Now I'm trying to recover some of the files on the wrongly partitionedd hdd.
59:00 <AngrymanXL> true story.
59:00 <Excessive> ah nah, I've done a fresh install and then fcked around with installin some erupters and it was fckn annoyin with the shutdown on restart, it's take like fckn 5 mins to shut down etc
59:00 <Excessive> so I think I might have fcked it by switchin it off durin shut down etc
00:00 <deeldose> like i dont think its freeware but u could pirate it if u want
00:00 <Excessive> can't get it to recognise stuff on the usb bus now
00:00 <Excessive> so yeah I'll leave it till day time when I get up
00:00 <milk> I assume you have a power filter
01:00 <Excessive> oh nah it's not the power lol
01:00 <Excessive> it's me fckin with it
01:00 <milk> oh i c
02:00 <Excessive> 1.5KVA UPS
02:00 <Excessive> soz
03:00 <Excessive> I have the 4 machines runnin through a 1.5KVA UPS
03:00 <milk> cool
04:00 <milk> you know in Perth when the behaviour gets out of control they jut switch the grid off at the power station
04:00 <deeldose> how many hours could it last
04:00 <deeldose> if the power went out id prob be sad then drink then go to bed =/
05:00 <milk> takes about 20 mins for behaviour to stop
05:00 <Excessive> not long with 4 machines, monitor, modem etc
05:00 <Excessive> enough to jus shut down
05:00 <Excessive> but I have other plans
06:00 <Excessive> as in gettin a silenced genny as a backup and then wiring that in with switchin relays between the 240/genny/UPS
07:00 <milk> Telstra is majority federal government owned
07:00 <Excessive> so it'll all be plugged into the UPS and then the UPS switchined between the 240 n genny
08:00 <Excessive> switched*
09:00 <Excessive> anyways ......... I'mnah fck off and do this re-install so I can have it updatin while I'm asleep
10:00 <Excessive> l8ers
19:00 <quasimoto> i knew coming back to irc was a bad idea
19:00 <quasimoto> already past 3
19:00 <quasimoto> ffs
20:00 <deeldose> i was in another window too and didnt write back to excessive now i feel bad
21:00 <quasimoto> lol
21:00 <quasimoto> what were you doing
21:00 <quasimoto> watching pornos
22:00 <deeldose> like music ear pornos
22:00 <deeldose> plus its late and im tired
22:00 <deeldose> typing in more than one window at a time has become a chore
22:00 <quasimoto> rofl
22:00 <quasimoto> i'm playing some online stragedy game
22:00 <deeldose> listening to this ear porno http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KG27nG8WRw
22:00 <quasimoto> no better
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Courtney Barnett - Black Skinhead (Kanye West cover) (Nov 6, 2013) 4:26 - Category: Music - 15,063 views - 154 likes (85.6%), 26 dislikes (14.4%)
23:00 <quasimoto> thats one faggy hat
24:00 <quasimoto> this is pretty dope though
24:00 <deeldose> its like turning kanye west's turds into gold
25:00 <quasimoto> eh, his talent is overlooked by his attitude problem
25:00 <quasimoto> i don't really mind him
25:00 <quasimoto> but whatever
25:00 <quasimoto> this is cool
25:00 <deeldose> plus shes a lefty guitarist thats even cooler
25:00 <deeldose> yeah i agree if all that was out there was his music and no interviews or info about what he says it would be way better for him
26:00 <quasimoto> always is better to say less
26:00 <milk> not necessarily
26:00 <milk> sometimes you jut feel like talking
26:00 <deeldose> like that saying: it's better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt?
27:00 <quasimoto> i spose
27:00 <quasimoto> this is pretty racist though
27:00 <milk> you guys homosexuals?
27:00 <quasimoto> nope
27:00 <milk> deeldose is finishing your sentences
27:00 <quasimoto> ok
28:00 <deeldose> major homos
28:00 <milk> fuck the law you two should get gay married
29:00 <quasimoto> never said i had a penis
29:00 <quasimoto> but yeah
29:00 <quasimoto> cool
29:00 <deeldose> u got a fanny?
29:00 <quasimoto> i'll sing a george michael fan
29:00 <quasimoto> dedication
29:00 <quasimoto> maybe
29:00 <deeldose> maybe u can get a sex change
29:00 <milk> it's ok to be gay
29:00 <quasimoto> or maybe i'm homoerotica
30:00 <quasimoto> apparently
30:00 <quasimoto> heh
30:00 <milk> maybe we should ingroup
30:00 <deeldose> have u seen dawsons 50 load weekend?
30:00 <quasimoto> nope
30:00 <quasimoto> anyway
30:00 <quasimoto> bed and tv looks good right now
30:00 <quasimoto> peace
31:00 <deeldose> later
31:00 <deeldose> soz for freaking u out lol
31:00 <shadsam> back
32:00 <Shadsss> need a cuppa
32:00 <Shadsss> brb
32:00 <deeldose> like soup
34:00 <milk> turns out that guy was Chinese General in an Allied country
35:00 <deeldose> who i gotta piss 
36:00 <Shadsss> heya bee
36:00 <pighornet> hi m8
45:00 <milk> new tricks eh pighornet?
46:00 <milk> l8r
59:00 <Bastardly_One> .
04:00 <pighornet> ±
09:00 <Shadsss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoB3zWS18v8
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ANALOGUE CHURCH * DJBONEZ - RAVEN SLUTS (Oiriginal Mix) utilising the focusrite liquid mix 2014 (Jan 6, 2014) 0 - Category: Music - 5 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
10:00 <Shadsss> lolllllllllllll
10:00 <Shadsss> ran outa milk
10:00 <Shadsss> ffs
10:00 <Shadsss> ew
10:00 <Shadsss> 4 sugars
10:00 <Shadsss> fukit
25:00 <Shadsss> `seen beagle
25:00 <prowl> Shadsss, beagle ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP ( please dont ever come back, please .. ever) 1 day 1 hour 43 minutes ago (06.01. 01:42), after spending some time there.
57:00 <Shadsss> HELLO
57:00 <Shadsss> O,O
57:00 <Shadsss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoB3zWS18v8
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ANALOGUE CHURCH * DJBONEZ - RAVEN SLUTS (Oiriginal Mix) utilising the focusrite liquid mix 2014 (Jan 6, 2014) 9:04 - Category: Music - 6 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
58:00 <Shadsss> CHECK OUT MY NEW TRACK
58:00 <Bastardly_One> quit the link already
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it's becoming spam
58:00 <Shadsss> DONT GET SMART ASSWIPE
59:00 <Shadsss> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
59:00 <Shadsss> -
59:00 <Shadsss> GO DIE GRONK
59:00 <Shadsss> LOL
00:00 <Shadsss> send the cunt to the cemetary
00:00 <Shadsss> rollin a spliff
01:00 <Shadsss> a 20 has lasted me 7 days
02:00 <Shadsss> got heaps left
02:00 <Shadsss> hole satchel + a lil bit in another
02:00 <Shadsss> <awolf> u posted that b4
02:00 <Shadsss> <awolf> r u stuck in a loop doge
02:00 <Shadsss> lol
22:00 <druidess> mornin anyone alive
23:00 <Shadsss> morning sweets
23:00 <Shadsss> lol
23:00 <druidess> oh good
23:00 <Shadsss> just smoked a spliff
23:00 <Shadsss> join #music
23:00 <Shadsss> we got some special guests
23:00 <Shadsss> pvt k
02:00 <megamanga> no sleep joy
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is that stuff?
04:00 <megamanga> i probably should sleep considering some neanderthal is coming to cut the concrete soon
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I better shortly considering I've shit to do in the afternoon I think
08:00 <megamanga> lol some dude claims to have shot bigfoot
08:00 <megamanga> woo
08:00 <megamanga> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2534453/Man-claims-body-BIGFOOT-lured-pork-ribs-Walmart.html
12:00 <Bastardly_One> see this? http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-01-06/olive-oil-used-to-free-naked-man-hiding-in-washing-machine/5186922
12:00 <megamanga> HAHAHAHAHAH
12:00 <megamanga> no... lollll
12:00 <megamanga> thats classic
14:00 <Bastardly_One> what ruins the bigfoot story though is he was in a hoax in 2008
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but that news out of country vic
14:00 <megamanga> yeah i agree
14:00 <Bastardly_One> legendary
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Kynetic found it actually
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe it ... and kind of a funny thing to see on the abc news website to me
17:00 <megamanga> time to oil up
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <megamanga> fucken hell
20:00 <megamanga> i left all my shoes at the mrs house, how does that work
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmm
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a security guard
27:00 <Bastardly_One> means you barely function as a human
27:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you expect?
28:00 <druidess> .
29:00 <megamanga> what?
29:00 <druidess> no need to be condenscending
29:00 <druidess> b1
29:00 <megamanga> im a qualified network engineer you cuntmonkey
29:00 <druidess> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hey druidess :)
29:00 <druidess> cool mega
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah yeah mega :D
30:00 <druidess> i always leave shoes at my friends lol
30:00 <spence> Mofuckaz
36:00 <Bastardly_One> sleep time!
49:00 <spence> Sleep my arse
49:00 <nige> What?
52:00 <nige> Hello Romperstomper.
52:00 <Romperstomper> hi
52:00 <nige> You lovable neo-nazi.
52:00 <Romperstomper> welcome
04:00 <shadsam> 9
04:00 <shadsam> BlackDevil:gong
12:00 <shadsam> ..
13:00 <santa777> merry christmas eve
47:00 <milk> might have smoked ham today
47:00 <milk> cant afford a pork roast
03:00 <spence> Coco pops for smoko rippa :)
04:00 <partay> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1388332204718552
14:00 <milk> crack cocaine
38:00 <shadsam> and thats how u make a wicked track
39:00 <shadsam> 3 12 hours non stop fuck my head
39:00 <shadsam> semi achin 
39:00 <shadsam> lol
39:00 <MadScientist> shut up mate
39:00 <shadsam> eat a dick u fuckn tranny
40:00 <spence> Doing a Poo at work...
40:00 <shadsam> nice
40:00 <shadsam> sloppy poop
40:00 <spence> paid to poo
41:00 <spence> Nah its a nice one
41:00 <shadsam> MadScientist will eat it for brekky
41:00 <shadsam> :))
41:00 <spence> Lols 
41:00 <shadsam> lol
41:00 <spence> Stinks though
41:00 <MadScientist> shit troll is shit
41:00 <spence> poop troll
42:00 <spence> time to wipe..back at 1 shit stains
42:00 <spence> :)
45:00 <shadsam> SEE IF U CAN PICK OUT A WHOLE TOMATO
46:00 <shadsam> ILL MAKE MadScientist TOMATO SANGERS FOR BREKKY
46:00 <shadsam> lmfao
46:00 <shadsam> skinny lil faggot
46:00 <shadsam> try harder
54:00 <MadScientist> lol @ you mate
55:00 <MadScientist> terrible at insulting you should give it up
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