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00:00 <spence> Isabella??
00:00 <Calin> what is that !
00:00 <spence> Why?
01:00 <spence> Google it lol
01:00 <Calin> i did .. nothing definitive
02:00 <couleurs> ;)
02:00 <spence> Lol
04:00 <couleurs> Bye Colin
05:00 <megamanga> vadge
08:00 <couleurs> u
09:00 <couleurs> fealin' lukey punk?????
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> perry punk
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> !!!!!!!!!
18:00 <couleurs> nearly bedtime........
18:00 <megamanga> nearly time to do some actual work
19:00 <couleurs> r u a vampire security guard
19:00 <megamanga> yeah vampire mainly
19:00 <couleurs> coooool
20:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc9_1388903087
20:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: China's Pigs Glow in the Dark (Date: Jan-5-2014, 6 hours ago) - Views: 15922 - Played: 12093
31:00 <couleurs> yes i won the ebay auction i am the best at ebay
31:00 <megamanga> banana stickerfor you
32:00 <couleurs> thank u
33:00 <AngrymanXL> I want to stick a banana in my mouth and eat it.
37:00 <Excessive> couleurs, ever heard of auction sniper?
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> u dork
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> u dork
38:00 <couleurs> yeas
38:00 <Excessive> :)
38:00 <megamanga> i hate cunts who use that
38:00 <megamanga> its a bloodninja quote
38:00 <spence> mistress lolz
38:00 <spence> mistress lol
38:00 <couleurs> hhhhhhhh
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no idea what that is megamanga 
38:00 <megamanga> this retard from irc
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> why the fuck is the repeat ban not working
38:00 <spence> Soz mistress just sounds like a slutty dominetrix
38:00 <megamanga> its a bloodninja quote
38:00 <spence> mistress lolz
38:00 <spence> mistress lol
38:00 <couleurs> hhhhhhhh
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no idea what that is megamanga 
38:00 <megamanga> this retard from irc
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> why the fuck is the repeat ban not working
38:00 <spence> Soz mistress just sounds like a slutty dominetrix
39:00 <couleurs> me 2
39:00 <couleurs> hhhhhhhh
39:00 <megamanga> lolz
39:00 <couleurs> hhhhhhhh
39:00 <megamanga> lolz
40:00 <megamanga> ebay has been fucking upfor my lately anyway
40:00 <megamanga> i place a maximum bid and it forgets it
40:00 <megamanga> losing the auction, pos
41:00 <couleurs> that's why i use internet explorer 4.0 the best browser on the planet
41:00 <Excessive> ie 4, wat os r u on?
41:00 <megamanga> GENTOO
42:00 <Excessive> not u megamanga, couleurs
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I don't like being quiet
43:00 <Excessive> and I said "u can add as much cold water as u want, if u can't put out the fire that warms it, u've really done nothin"
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> mmmm?
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh god spence is in my pm -.-
44:00 <Excessive> it was all in romanian
44:00 <megamanga> well i much prefer the quote i aint doin shit till you whip out a tit. time to do some work
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> tits out for the boys!!!
45:00 <Excessive> so I wrote abt wat happened to me in the past and how I was once desperate for help etc and wat I learnt from it all
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> which was a lot obviously 
45:00 <Excessive> hope she understands wat I've been tryinnah tell her and not jus look at it and pass my comments by
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> if she's truly down, nothing anyone says matters
46:00 <Excessive> a bit abt politics and how one can be controlled etc
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> that's like telling someone who has no self confidence she's hot. she hears you but doesn't take it in
49:00 <xm> [21:39:55] 18<MistressOfMayhem> if she's truly down, nothing anyone says matters <--- "here's some chocolate icecream" might help
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha I'm guessing she would take it?
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> idk I don't eat it haha
50:00 <Excessive> all in all ........... explainin how the next time one prays to god, they're really prayin to the big corporations that one is a member of or that one is supportin ............ makin the wrong choices in life and makin the wrong mob rich which in turn gives em political power to control one
50:00 <xm> you probably dont eat it. you probably hook it up into your veins
51:00 <xm> we all have our vices and addictions. it's OK
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha mx no.
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xm: pos phone
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im a health freak
51:00 <xm> im a poly drug user that rants about computer games and TV
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I don't eat chocolate anything
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and I don't eat ice cream
52:00 <xm> bit of chocolate now and then isnt so bad
53:00 <MistressOfMayhem> makes me sick
53:00 <xm> im still taking my time finishing a 700g bucket of m&ms from late last year
53:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha I have one of those sitting in the cupboard from when I was pregnant. cravings -.-
53:00 <MistressOfMayhem> got so fat -.-
53:00 <Excessive> I told her "a terminal illness such as cancer, one which is sometimes misinterpreted by some doctors and also an illness which some keep secret" is actually directional EMF transmitted to the victim
54:00 <Excessive> etc etc
54:00 <Excessive> so yeah .......... I hope she gets the point
56:00 <couleurs> me 2
56:00 <thestig> in b4 facebook link spam
56:00 <couleurs> hhhhhhhhhh
56:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thestig lives here
07:00 <AngrymanXL> lol
09:00 <AngrymanXL> Que te gusta?
09:00 <BlackDevil> i'll piss all over you AngrymanXL
10:00 <AngrymanXL> Thats so kinky.
10:00 <AngrymanXL> You a girl, bro?
14:00 <thestig> simba
14:00 <beehhh> One curtin student got killed here
14:00 <beehhh> last nite
14:00 <thestig> beehhh on your first photo were you a taxi drive
15:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/944823_296816263808706_388001317_n.jpg
15:00 <beehhh> i dont have a taxi licence my other two brother does
16:00 <beehhh> thestig dont mess with my licence
20:00 <beehhh> i'm going to canada by the way to yukon YT
24:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAnNXcaBnrI
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Slo Mo TAC Anti Speed TV Ad (Nov 17, 2013) 1:01 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 31 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
30:00 <keeiko> hello
31:00 <British^Meat> WHAT?!
33:00 <megamanga> HHHHHHHHHHHHHWUT
40:00 <simba> cum
40:00 <megamanga> a hearty and delicious meal
41:00 <beehhh> no suck my cock n make me cum
41:00 <beehhh> both of you
44:00 <simba> die, mirza
44:00 <thestig> beehhh was it a security guard outfit
45:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1243085_10200870499140759_543576493_o.jpg
45:00 <beehhh> thestig nope i worked for shell servo only
45:00 <simba> ban this retard already
45:00 <thestig> beehhh what happened you were clean cut then you fell apart
46:00 <BlackDevil> who poops on the wall these days?>
46:00 <thestig> simba did you see the pics
46:00 <xm> every time beeeh's servo got robbed he just flicked a switch underneath the table to dim the lights and effectively become invisible
46:00 <megamanga> you mean you guys dont have him on ignore?
46:00 <megamanga> wow
46:00 <beehhh> thestig: no thank you for evicting me
47:00 <megamanga> he dons his boots of escapement
47:00 <thestig> beehhh from where
47:00 <thestig> hi xm
47:00 <xm> ey thestig
47:00 <beehhh> pick a guess
47:00 <xm> i heard about the photo revealing incident lol
47:00 <beehhh> dont act like mr know nothing now
47:00 <thestig> beehhh your licence pictures would make you a good not even once "meth" advocate 
48:00 <beehhh> yes i got addicted and went to rehab
48:00 <Pieter> Y
48:00 <thestig> PIETERr
48:00 <thestig> happy new year
48:00 <beehhh> while qld bracing for a some rain
48:00 <thestig> beehhh post the pics again
49:00 <beehhh> wait..
49:00 <thestig> i have the link but will get glined by Black and decker
49:00 <thestig> BD
49:00 <Pieter> You too.!!
49:00 <BlackDevil> ?
49:00 <simba> ?
50:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/48067_4950647359987_728279845_n.jpg
50:00 <beehhh> my new g/f tiffany chong
50:00 <thestig> nah not that one
50:00 <beehhh> i deleted the other one simba has it
50:00 <thestig> haha she isnt your gf if you stalk her man
50:00 <beehhh> he keeps my record like a good accountant
50:00 <simba> shut the fuck up ahmed retard
51:00 <beehhh> we study together every sem
51:00 <beehhh> just friends
51:00 <thestig> beehhh i think simba likes you
51:00 <beehhh> me too think that
51:00 <xm> i like her better from this angle and lighting beehhh http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FKcG303b0CY/UJlm3n2qotI/AAAAAAAAAqg/piGLNjof25M/s1600/Communion_Alien.jpg
52:00 <beehhh> shes an alien hahahaha
52:00 <thestig> loll
53:00 <beehhh> i cooked two square chicken burger with cheese and tomato puree
54:00 <beehhh> http://www.denisgroup.net/images/brands/duchefL1.jpg
55:00 <simba> nobody cares what kind of tomato puree youre using you animal
56:00 <thestig> why dont you use fresh tomatoes beehhh
56:00 <thestig> australia has some of the finest grown fruits
57:00 <thestig> and veges
02:00 <Scramble> harro
05:00 <Scramble> sweet dreams are made of these
05:00 <Scramble> who am I to disagree
06:00 <BlackDevil> Scramble http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dd5_1388816023
06:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Double Front Flip on Motocross Bike Goes Wrong at Nitro Circus (Date: Jan-4-2014, 8 hours ago) - Views: 21820 - Played: 20610
06:00 <megamanga> did he die
07:00 <simba> i dont even need to watch it, the description has revealed it all
07:00 <simba> what can i possibly be surprised by
07:00 <BlackDevil> you'll be suprised
09:00 <Scramble> And for his next stunt, he'll attempt to eat a full jar of baby food while his full time carer gives him a sponge bath
09:00 <Scramble> lol
10:00 <megamanga> hahahaha
10:00 <Scramble> you made me pause the Eurythmics for that?
10:00 <megamanga> you monster
10:00 <BlackDevil> i paused porn to look at that
12:00 <megamanga> bang bang i choose you
14:00 <BlackDevil> Scramble
14:00 <BlackDevil> Popkum Motor Park Kill it tonight Bruce Cook! Double Front Flip into history.
14:00 <BlackDevil> Popkum Motor Park: Kill it tonight Bruce Cook! Double Front Flip into history.
15:00 <Scramble> i see
16:00 <BlackDevil> nothing on facebook or twitter
16:00 <Scramble> put rage on
16:00 <Scramble> it helps the time pass
17:00 <megamanga> the work radio doesnt pick up triple j
17:00 <megamanga> much disappoint
17:00 <Scramble> http://open.spotify.com/track/5S83mYXmwvahCcgrA9MV0b
18:00 <Scramble> triple j is kind of annoying to me now
18:00 <Scramble> the presenters turn me off
18:00 <megamanga> but father bob!
18:00 <Scramble> nothign wrong with sunday night safran
18:00 <Scramble> their specialty shows are good
19:00 <Scramble> but their presenters that talk down to you during the day can get fucked
19:00 <megamanga> agreed
19:00 <Scramble> hey hey! give us a tweet and tell us what you like!
19:00 <Scramble> etc
19:00 <AngrymanXL> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ravZzYKR34
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KUTV Reporter Brooke Graham Passes Out On Air, Continues to Report (Dec 30, 2013) 1:59 - Category: News and Politics - 4,778,294 views - 6,692 likes (85.8%), 1,107 dislikes (14.2%)
20:00 <simba> sif you can listen to 10 seconds of a radio presenter
20:00 <simba> they are horrid
20:00 <megamanga> i can if im doing patrols
20:00 <megamanga> its the only thing keeping me awake
20:00 <simba> am radio is much better 
21:00 <simba> id rather listen to some boring old cunts talk about cricket then listen to that "Music" on the radio
21:00 <megamanga> if you're 89 and your favourite passtime is pooping yourself, then yes
22:00 <simba> HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
22:00 <Scramble> lol
22:00 <Scramble> if you don't have spotify you're doing it wrong
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <simba> r u srs
22:00 <simba> dont you have to rely on the internet to listen to mp3 files with spotify
23:00 <megamanga> i normally use tunein when im working on the car
24:00 <megamanga> 80s metal channel lol
24:00 <simba> maybe i should look see if they have any good channels
24:00 <megamanga> theres heaps
26:00 <simba> i basically get new music from people on forums that post about the music theyre hearing on their local radio, fuck our radio!!!!!!!!!
27:00 <simba> but we can still stream theirs
27:00 <simba> i just hate hearing the bad stuff
27:00 <simba> cbf
27:00 <simba> its not like there is much tho i mean people made top 20 albums lists of 2013? srsly?
27:00 <simba> i didnt even pick up 20 albums released in 2013
28:00 <simba> how could you find that many good ones
28:00 <simba> no good cum related tunes for a decade
28:00 <megamanga> there were a few good ones
28:00 <shadsam> ive got a big cock
29:00 <simba> no u dont
29:00 <Scramble> http://open.spotify.com/track/1ZKd8mDW9gNxsrE7HUY8s4
29:00 <shadsam> morning
30:00 <simba> cant even use spotify websitre without logging in.. lol ;`(
30:00 <Scramble> who else is drinking congnac and eggnog?
30:00 <Scramble> or is it just me?
30:00 <shadsam> lolol
31:00 <megamanga> im drinking the blood of a turtle
31:00 <shadsam> ox blood
31:00 <simba> dragon shit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm drinking my own urine
31:00 <Scramble> jeez
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm pretty tough
32:00 <Scramble> sucks to be you guys I guess
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on a survival mission
32:00 <shadsam> true
32:00 <Bastardly_One> logging on via satellite phone
32:00 <megamanga> to irc
32:00 <simba> Scramble the food snob with his Pixie Cock
33:00 <Scramble> reckon the test will be over by tomorrow?
33:00 <shadsam> hope so 5-0
33:00 <simba> yes mrs. miller is giving us a test tomorrow 
33:00 <Scramble> we're both crubmbling, but at least we can field and bat
33:00 <Scramble> fucing carberry
34:00 <Scramble> he must have gotten on the english side through a diversity program
34:00 <shadsam> rofl
34:00 <Scramble> can't bat, can't field
34:00 <Scramble> he's no fucking good
34:00 <Scramble> has a cool helmet though
35:00 <simba> they need batman to bat
35:00 <simba> and roger field 2 field
35:00 <Scramble> rodney dangerfield?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> huhu
35:00 <megamanga> they need dangermouse
36:00 <Scramble> they need a good hard look in the mirror
37:00 <simba> no
38:00 <megamanga> no u
38:00 <Scramble> http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/police-firefighters-injured-in-middle-park-explosion-20140104-30bas.html
38:00 <Scramble> interdasting
39:00 <megamanga> bakala derka derka he went boom
39:00 <AngrymanXL> Taste of Malaka
45:00 <megamanga> i thoroughly enjoy work mastys
46:00 <Atari> hmmm interesting
50:00 <Scramble> I feel like playing pinball
50:00 <Atari> simba, do you ever wonder why people have more money than others
51:00 <simba> no
51:00 <simba> i no y
51:00 <megamanga> nek mnit deep and meaningful 
52:00 <Atari> simba, 1 hint is persistance
52:00 <simba> i said i dont wonder why
53:00 <Atari> persistance simba
53:00 <simba> dont
53:00 <simba> wonder
53:00 <simba> why
53:00 <simba> Atari
53:00 <megamanga> wha was the first hint again?
53:00 <Scramble> persistance is key
53:00 <Atari> persistance is not just a word
53:00 <Atari> persistance has a meaning and meanings and many meanings
53:00 <Atari> one is commitment
53:00 <simba> are you drunk  again
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <simba> persistance has a meaning and meanings and many meanings
54:00 <megamanga> im commited to big booty btches
54:00 <Atari> being persistant and commited is something you don't have simba
54:00 <simba> im not as commited to alcohol as you
54:00 <Scramble> in a west end town in a dead end world
54:00 <megamanga> please tell us more
54:00 <simba> you are persistant
54:00 <Scramble> east end boys, west end girls
55:00 <simba> im going on quakenet for the first time wish me luck
56:00 <megamanga> you should follow him atari, to show you really are persistant
56:00 <Atari> knowledge, and knowing more than others, or thinking that you know more, or are more intelligent than other show's how stupid you are when you don't capitalise on what you have and become a millionaire with that knowledge you have
57:00 <megamanga> i dont think you're committed enough to do that though
57:00 <Atari> you just settle for petty bullshit
57:00 <simba> yes what is knowlegde if you dont use it
57:00 <megamanga> what is love
57:00 <simba> dge
57:00 <Scramble> abacabb
57:00 <Scramble> blood code
57:00 <Scramble> USE IT
57:00 <Scramble> knowledge is power
57:00 <simba> use it use it real good
58:00 <Atari> simba, that is all you will be unfortunately, "petty" if you don't move on
58:00 <simba> what are you talking about old man
58:00 <Atari> a nobody
58:00 <megamanga>                                                                                                                                                                                                  penis
58:00 <simba> why do you always get drunk and attack me at night and apologise during the day
58:00 <simba> can you fuck off
58:00 <simba> thanx mate
58:00 <Atari> your knowledge is valuabe
58:00 <megamanga> haha he loves you simba
59:00 <Atari> and you don't value your knowlege
59:00 <megamanga> using my knowledge i can deduce one of two things
59:00 <simba> maybe he is pretending im his son and he just wants to pass on some wisdom
59:00 <Atari> this is not attacking simba
59:00 <megamanga> you are high as fuck or you are drunk
59:00 <Atari> i have never attacked you simba
59:00 <Atari> you think i am attacking you simba
59:00 <Atari> and i am always being nice to you simba
00:00 <simba> why are u making preconceptions about me
00:00 <simba> pls stop typing simba
00:00 <Atari> you are attacking me consistently for no reason
00:00 <Scramble> strokin to the east
00:00 <megamanga> show him how persistent you are Atari 
00:00 <Scramble> strokin to the west
00:00 <Scramble> stroking to my baby that I love best
00:00 <simba> now u are being a baby
00:00 <Scramble> I been strokin'
00:00 <simba> u asked me about persistance
00:00 <simba> u old dickhead!!!!!!!!!
00:00 <Atari> simba, nobody is after you greek boy
01:00 <Atari> billy goat
01:00 <simba> ok greek man...
01:00 <simba> can u stop talking 2 me cheers
01:00 <megamanga> i think some fat sweaty cunt sat in this chair before me for a longtime
01:00 <megamanga> the seat has brown stains on theback...
01:00 <Atari> that was me megamanga
01:00 <megamanga> you fat fuck
01:00 <Atari> dems da shit stains
02:00 <megamanga> you obviously have no persistence because you are no longer here
02:00 <Atari> smell nice ?
02:00 <Atari> take a wiff
02:00 <megamanga> smells like your bedroom on a friday night
02:00 <simba> your knowlegde is dwindling.. your persistance wore off
02:00 <megamanga> smashed asshole and broken dreams
02:00 <Atari> then lick
02:00 <simba> Atari is sobering up... he wasnt persistant enough on the scotch
02:00 <megamanga> wheres your persistence
03:00 <megamanga> finish the bottle and jump off the ledge, you know you want to
03:00 <Atari> simba, save that christian "drunk" bullshit for an idiot, it is getting old
03:00 <Atari> 1000's of years old
03:00 <simba> what
03:00 <megamanga> so you are just high?
04:00 <Atari> don't take drugs
04:00 <megamanga> have you ever dexed so hard you became a potato?
04:00 <simba> he used 2
04:00 <simba> in the 80s
04:00 <megamanga> do you have hppd?
05:00 <Atari> i never have taken drugs
05:00 <Atari> that is in your imagination
05:00 <Atari> because you have taken drugs
05:00 <Atari> you think everyone takes drugs
05:00 <megamanga> if you were persistent enough you would have taken drugs
05:00 <simba> lol
05:00 <simba> what a cockhead
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't take drugs yet you want to buy pills off Excessive
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook then
06:00 <megamanga> i better go inject some marijuana
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I already have m8
06:00 <Bastardly_One> was sick
06:00 <simba> roll up some pot cigarettes
06:00 <Atari> i never asked for pills
06:00 <megamanga> inject hash oil right into your dick
06:00 <megamanga> ultimate high
07:00 <Atari> they were offered to me
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you never asked
07:00 <megamanga> he never asked for this based god!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooook then
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you asked me straight out
07:00 <simba> like a bitch like a dick like a martian
07:00 <Atari> why don't you sell them to simba ? he might get use out of them
08:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... back to what I was doing ... for now
08:00 <Atari> :)
08:00 <simba> you cant inject marijuana Atari.. it was a joke
08:00 <megamanga> yes you can!
08:00 <megamanga> you have to use at least 5ml of air as well though
09:00 <simba> u can cram it in a wound
09:00 <simba> cram nugs in there
09:00 <megamanga> hide it for later
09:00 <megamanga> everyone is out to get you Atari 
09:00 <Atari> ZZZZzzzzzz
09:00 <Atari> you bore us megamanga
10:00 <simba> us?
10:00 <megamanga> there's two of you?
10:00 <Atari> nah 3
10:00 <megamanga> rad
10:00 <Atari> me myself and i
10:00 <simba> not enough knowledge i think
10:00 <Atari> you will see knowledge one day
11:00 <Atari> believe me, you will
11:00 <megamanga> you aren't committed Atari 
11:00 <megamanga> work time
11:00 <Atari> and it will open your eyes
11:00 <Atari> because atm they are shut
12:00 <Atari> blinded
12:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <simba> i think you are blind Atari
13:00 <simba> you are the one that passes the time with matchbox 20 and george michael
13:00 <simba> that cant be good for u
16:00 <Atari> george michael fucks like a man and lights his cigs with matches of 20 and more
17:00 <Atari> least he has balls
17:00 <Atari> ever been to greece simba ?
18:00 <simba> how do u know did u fuck him xD
18:00 <Scramble> http://open.spotify.com/track/0QhNG5k76ktdWhjdKRnS1f
18:00 <simba> yes 
18:00 <simba> twice
18:00 <simba> no literally three times
18:00 <Atari> i guess you stayed for less then a month eh
18:00 <simba> no
18:00 <simba> u r full of assumptions arent u
18:00 <Atari> what was the longest you stayed
18:00 <simba> it was shut up
18:00 <simba> hahahahahaha
19:00 <Scramble> what the fuck
19:00 <Scramble> who wants to go to greece in the first place?
19:00 <Atari> i stayed for 2 years
19:00 <Scramble> full of hairy tax evaders
19:00 <simba> i went for the fucken olympics cunt it was sweet
19:00 <Atari> true Scramble
19:00 <simba> every1 is hairy and tax evading in europe
19:00 <Atari> it is employers/business and employees that evade the taxes
19:00 <Atari> govt is not corrupt
20:00 <Scramble> that's true simba
20:00 <Atari> people are corrupt
20:00 <simba> and drunk
20:00 <Atari> drunk on pride ?
20:00 <simba> greeks r pioneers they will do something
21:00 <simba> and spain will keep pumping out tennis players
21:00 <simba> they will b ok
21:00 <Atari> greece backed germany by not taking the bailout
21:00 <Atari> they are smart
21:00 <Atari> it workouts both ways
22:00 <Atari> works out
22:00 <simba> does it go both ways
22:00 <Atari> no interest on the loan is like a donation
23:00 <Atari> greece dont need charity
23:00 <Atari> and not taking the loan shows also support
23:00 <Atari> it worked out either way
24:00 <Atari> if you bother to understand it
24:00 <simba> the power of knowledge
24:00 <Atari> sieg heil
24:00 <Atari> mein fuhrer
25:00 <Atari> now it's time to fuck America with the euro
26:00 <Atari> let germany get the trade in for europe with china and india
26:00 <Atari> and fuck america to the brink of bankruptsy
26:00 <Atari> middle east and asia and euro will demand world peace
27:00 <simba> mmm yes yes
27:00 <Atari> bankruptcy
28:00 <Atari> russia is playing it sour
28:00 <Scramble> fuck this, i'm going to bed
28:00 <Atari> they don't need to play the game
28:00 <Scramble> night cunts
46:00 <Bastardly_One> .
49:00 <realist> Circle circle dot dot.
54:00 <AngrymanXL> lol
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <AngrymanXL> wotz so funnies, bro?
59:00 <simba> you tell me
01:00 <AngrymanXL> I'm watching Seinfeld 
01:00 <AngrymanXL> Doodle episode.
01:00 <Immutable> ...
01:00 <Immutable> Seinfeld is shit
01:00 <AngrymanXL> you go?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> huhuh
03:00 <simba> seinfeld owns
05:00 <AngrymanXL> Maurice: voice me.
07:00 <Maurice> Piss off,
07:00 <AngrymanXL> you go.
07:00 <megamanga> fuck yeah facebook drama!
09:00 <thestig> family guy worst show ever
10:00 <simba> agreed
16:00 <megamanga> hh
17:00 <simba> h
18:00 <megamanga> home time soon, doing nothing is exhausting
18:00 <simba> its hard to keep up the facade
18:00 <megamanga> facade of?
19:00 <simba> you know
19:00 <simba> *taps dick*
19:00 <simba> wb Maurice
19:00 <megamanga> gotta make a living brah
19:00 <megamanga> slurp
19:00 <simba> enjoying using your personal computer for recreational or professional use, Maurice?
20:00 <Maurice> No/
20:00 <simba> might i suggest a colorful windows skin to brighten your experience?
21:00 <megamanga> lol
24:00 <megamanga>  generic random comment
24:00 <simba> simpsons quote
24:00 <simba> "convoyyyyyyyyy"
24:00 <Atari> zzzzzzz
25:00 <simba> old man enters
25:00 <simba> in the words of some old wrestler Here Comes The Pain
30:00 <Bastardly_One> who was that?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I should know that useless fact
30:00 <thestig> the hulk
31:00 <Bastardly_One> at the moment I'm trying to beat the Million Dollar Man
31:00 <Bastardly_One> as Macho Man
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bored as batshit
31:00 <simba> lol it was one of the PS2 WWE game titles actually
31:00 <simba> dont think it was anyones catch cry
32:00 <simba> unlike smackdown itself which was the rocks awesomeness
32:00 <simba> and know your role
32:00 <simba> and those first ones on PSX
32:00 <simba> that i had
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this has actual objectives
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's good for the kids to learn the history I suppose
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so kind of fun for me in that sense
33:00 <thestig> https://vine.co/v/hpQQaWY6J6v
33:00 <Bastardly_One> anything from the vine I won't look at
33:00 <Bastardly_One> 95% of the time it's shit
34:00 <simba> yea
34:00 <simba> 420 smoke weed every day - thestig, 1983 and every year since
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hey simba
34:00 <Bastardly_One> silly question but it's come to mind
35:00 <Bastardly_One> have you been on GTA O right
35:00 <thestig> The Rocks Favourite Movie Line Ever! Pain And Gain
35:00 <thestig> vine.co
35:00 <thestig> You've called it one of the greatest movie lines of all-time.(Thank you) I call it "I need a f'n Xanax" https://t.co/C4zwBLKrgk
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and there's a crate drop
35:00 <Bastardly_One> because
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I did the other day and was the only player in the zone
35:00 <Bastardly_One> be fucked if I could find the cunt
35:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one else seemed to be bothered to go for it but there was no way it existed it seemed
36:00 <Bastardly_One> just wondering if you might of had the same issue
36:00 <simba> lol yea
36:00 <simba> i went for one once and that happened
36:00 <simba> couldnt find it n BaILeD
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto
36:00 <Bastardly_One> just wondering
36:00 <simba> wasnt crate
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
37:00 <Bastardly_One> this was
37:00 <simba> i was doing a pun on great !!!!!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't find it at all
37:00 <Bastardly_One> on yeah
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah too
37:00 <Bastardly_One> nevermind
37:00 <Bastardly_One> might go level grinding on that soon
38:00 <Bastardly_One> stir some kids up or something
38:00 <simba> havent played that in some weeks 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> been a week or so for me
38:00 <Bastardly_One> don't want to not log on for too long or your stats go down
38:00 <Bastardly_One> blah blah
39:00 <thestig> simba is beehhh's brother awww
39:00 <thestig> always fighting
39:00 <megamanga> getting sucked into 27slashb6 again
40:00 <simba> snuff films?
40:00 <megamanga> memoirs of a troll i guess
43:00 <simba> syntax error
44:00 <megamanga> you've never read it?
46:00 <simba> no
46:00 <simba> cazorla gole
46:00 <megamanga> http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html
49:00 <simba> classic
49:00 <simba> its 4:19
49:00 <simba> is that related to that spider email
49:00 <megamanga> yyeah same dude
49:00 <simba> yes i saw thing
50:00 <simba> kpjnorgnz
50:00 <simba> 420
50:00 <megamanga> blzit
53:00 <simba> blz
53:00 <simba> blinky bill blazes up
54:00 <megamanga> that billybong is one massive bucket bong
54:00 <megamanga> billabong
55:00 <simba> What burns with the light of a thousand suns and is in the letterbox?
56:00 <simba> once upon a bucket bong
57:00 <shadsam> sup
57:00 <shadsam> happy 2014
58:00 <shadsam> gotta get google maps for my iphone
58:00 <shadsam> use it as a gps in the car
58:00 <shadsam> bbiab
58:00 <shadsam> :))
58:00 <shadsam> u tokin 
58:00 <shadsam> lol
59:00 <shadsam> `seen kuniva
59:00 <prowl> shadsam, kuniva ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #random 1 hour 55 minutes ago (05.01. 02:03) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 9 hours 31 minutes there.
59:00 <shadsam> k
01:00 <shadsam> hmm bbiab
01:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
02:00 <shadsam> 6OK DUDEY
02:00 <shadsam> 6OK BBLRZ PEEPLES
03:00 <shadsam> `seen beagle
03:00 <prowl> shadsam, beagle ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP ( please dont ever come back, please .. ever) 6 weeks 1 day 12 hours 37 minutes ago (22.11. 15:25), after spending some time there.
03:00 <shadsam> ALL ME FUCKING JOYSTICKS ARE FUCT
03:00 <shadsam> lolllllllllllllllll
04:00 <megamanga> oh joy
04:00 <shadsam> sup beeehhhh
04:00 <beehhh> i coped so many coward-punches in straya still using both brains plus one
04:00 <shadsam> ever fuct a trannies shithole
05:00 <beehhh> my penis dont work man
05:00 <shadsam> same
05:00 <beehhh> literally died
05:00 <shadsam> i need ice or viagra
05:00 <shadsam> or both
06:00 <beehhh> ice n weed
06:00 <shadsam> yea
06:00 <beehhh> hyped and then balance
06:00 <shadsam> i got weed
06:00 <shadsam> smoked all the ice
06:00 <beehhh> one student died here in our campus but outside the hostel
06:00 <beehhh> in a heist attack
06:00 <shadsam> k
07:00 <shadsam> come to aus
07:00 <shadsam> dress as a women
07:00 <shadsam> pass customs
07:00 <shadsam> cuppa mate brb
09:00 <beehhh> fuck it
10:00 <beehhh> shadsam: last nite in sleep i came back to melb airport almost
10:00 <beehhh> ...was doing my check-in for a week, then woke in a gloomy dark sky
11:00 <beehhh> help me to go canada in yukon province or greenland, send me moni
13:00 <beehhh> people wanna hurt me in straya
13:00 <simba> <beehhh> dont tempt me i'm not going to come back its a trap in downunder to kill me
13:00 <simba> ur just attention seeking
13:00 <simba> when u say that
13:00 <simba> nobody gives a shit about u
13:00 <simba> mirza ahmed
16:00 <beehhh> Mirza Imtiaz Ahmed
16:00 <simba> <beehhh> i been drinking hot water my fart stincks been shitting a lot
17:00 <simba> <beehhh> Tony abbott is also good, hes my friend on fb
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <beehhh> simba: how is the bushfire forecast condition in your drought prone town
18:00 <simba> <beagle> ive tried gay stuff. it sure aint for me.
18:00 <beehhh> at geelong two cars collided in a crash then the hedge caught on fire
19:00 <simba> i dont live in victoria
20:00 <simba> dick heade
20:00 <beehhh> that greek boy does
20:00 <simba> <beagle> i was going nuts on paltalk doing martial art movies i learnt from computer games
20:00 <simba> u guys r classic characters
21:00 <beehhh> two bloke died in a car chase drama unfolded after third man being arrested
21:00 <beehhh> at near bendigo
22:00 <simba> ok
22:00 <simba> who gives a shit
22:00 <beehhh> most death in straya are from car accident
22:00 <RobinBrown> come at me bro
22:00 <simba> why dont u move on from australia
22:00 <RobinBrown> already did 
22:00 <simba> honestly
22:00 <simba> you bring it up every day
22:00 <simba> you think about it every day
23:00 <simba> you cant lie to me mirza ahmed
23:00 <RobinBrown> which makes me feel alive
23:00 <shadsam> http://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-blackened
23:00 <RobinBrown> to hurt your wound and feel the pain makes ya feel alive
25:00 <Atari> not bad shadsam
25:00 <Atari> ejay ?
25:00 <Atari> i like it
26:00 <shadsam> thanks man no cubase 7
26:00 <Atari> could add more sample to it
26:00 <shadsam> yea
26:00 <Atari> steinberg
27:00 <Atari> hmm
27:00 <shadsam> yes
27:00 <beehhh> why am I thinking of barkly square
27:00 <Atari> because you like things that start with B
27:00 <Atari> birdbrain
27:00 <beehhh> Banada
27:00 <shadsam> lol
27:00 <beehhh> Cangladesh
27:00 <shadsam> birdbrain lol
28:00 <simba> Being deported
28:00 <beehhh> i talk to birds all the time
28:00 <beehhh> and cats
28:00 <simba> but they dont talk back
28:00 <Atari> birds have smarter brains then humans
28:00 <simba> like people
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <shadsam> yep they can fly
28:00 <Atari> they need it to fly
28:00 <shadsam> like a plane
29:00 <shadsam> without fuel
29:00 <simba> this is awesome
29:00 <shadsam> incredable
29:00 <beehhh> simba is an arson bug cops are looking for him got a 1grand reward by the council over ten years time of period
29:00 <Atari> i want to be a flying turtle in my next life
30:00 <beehhh> instead of drawing griffiti simba panited himself black and naked on irc
30:00 <simba> stfu mirza
30:00 <beehhh> i dont like your town
31:00 <simba> what town?
31:00 <beehhh> dont what me cunt
31:00 <beehhh> i'm asking you
31:00 <simba> ?
32:00 <beehhh> *ignored
32:00 <simba> stfu mirza
32:00 <beehhh> stop sending me private
32:00 <simba> put me on ignore then
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <beehhh> he pmed me 20 times
32:00 <simba> ding
33:00 <Atari> beehhh, want to see me wank again ?
33:00 <beehhh> simba's idiotic gesture
33:00 <beehhh> but can u get it up this time
33:00 <simba> if you apologise for calling me a cunt i will stop the timer
33:00 <Atari> sorry cunt
33:00 <beehhh> sorry cunt
34:00 <simba> rude
34:00 <Atari> stfu beehhh
34:00 <beehhh> rude cunt
34:00 <simba> stfu mirza
34:00 <beehhh> boring i'm gonna go have a wank over tranny arse
35:00 <simba> stfu mirza
35:00 <beehhh> http://www.theborneopost.com/2014/01/05/sabah-student-back-early-from-holidays-beaten-to-death/
36:00 <Atari> fuck i smell of eucalyptus oil
36:00 <beehhh> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
38:00 <beehhh> Ana_Ng: if you love fire and holidays please visit simba's house he might happy to murder tourist
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <simba> stfu mirza
39:00 <Ana_Ng> noted
39:00 <beehhh> one guy died last nite on campus
39:00 <beehhh> but stayed outside
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hot chips ftw
51:00 <shadsam> beehhh have u ever eatin a trannies shit stained panties
54:00 <shadsam> .
55:00 <Sh4dz> looks like a nice day
55:00 <Bastardly_One> same where I am
55:00 <Sh4dz> fluffy orange clouds
55:00 <Sh4dz> :))
56:00 <Sh4dz> `seen fluffy
56:00 <prowl> Sh4dz, Fluffy ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 3 hours 7 minutes ago (05.01. 01:49) stating "Quit: AndroidIrc Disconnecting" after spending 14 seconds there.
57:00 <Sh4dz> installing explorer 11
57:00 <Sh4dz> brb
57:00 <beehhh> I'm also dead for AUSTRALIA
58:00 <beehhh> RIP amen
59:00 <Sh4dz> RIP James "Uncle Phil" Avery
24:00 <Romperstomper> Goodmorning everyone
24:00 <Romperstomper> o/
24:00 <Romperstomper> long time no speak
21:00 <shadsam> sup Kynetic
21:00 <shadsam> ive got swolen feet
21:00 <shadsam> so fuct
37:00 <nige> Echo...
40:00 <nige> *click, clack...*
40:00 <Tails> hey, don't throw your garbage down here D:
40:00 <nige> The things you find at the bottom of a well.
41:00 <nige> I'm glad you're awake.
41:00 <nige> Because I was super bored.
41:00 <Tails> could've thrown a $1 and made a wish D:
42:00 <nige> Seems rather wasteful.
42:00 <nige> I mean, how does the dollar make a wish less wishful?
42:00 <Tails> it doesn't
43:00 <Tails> but it buys me a cup of coffee
43:00 <nige> What kinda coffee you think you're gonna get for a buck?
43:00 <nige> No no... you're better off with the stone.
43:00 <Tails> they have a nice variety at the gas station
43:00 <nige> Think you've been down the well too long.
43:00 <Tails> once I get out of this well o____o
44:00 <nige> o_O
44:00 <nige> So what's doin' tails?
45:00 <Tails> nuff'n
45:00 <nige> Is that tails... like from Sonic the Hedgehog?
45:00 <Tails> playing da Animal Crossing til its time for workies
45:00 <Tails> yes'sir
45:00 <nige> da?
45:00 <Tails> now pass us a rope nigel so I can get outta here
46:00 <nige> I thought tails could fly?
46:00 <Tails> too narrow
47:00 <nige> Is Animal Crossing not a kids game?
47:00 <Tails> nope
47:00 <Tails> might be casual thou
48:00 <Tails> but that doesn't stop me from playing 8+ hours a day
48:00 <nige> How old are you tails?
49:00 <nige> Stay outta the well.
49:00 <Tails> thank you sir
49:00 <nige> Can you briefly explain animal crossing.
50:00 <nige> 'cos google shows me lots of cute animations.
50:00 <Tails> you play a guy/girl in a town
51:00 <Tails> and have nothing
51:00 <nige> Exciting.
51:00 <Tails> you slowly work your way up, pay off your house, make friends
51:00 <nige> o_O
51:00 <Tails> start customising s*it, invite friends over
51:00 <Tails> finish tasks and catalogs
51:00 <nige> I thought the point of games was to not be depressing.
51:00 <nige> I mean...
52:00 <nige> Isn't that just the stuff you do in real life?
52:00 <Tails> yeah, but there aren't cute animals running around to interact with
52:00 <nige> Couldn't you buy a cat?
52:00 <Tails> and i can't shake trees and have random furniture fall out
53:00 <nige> Well, that is true. Might find a squirrel though.
53:00 <Tails> indeed
53:00 <Tails> addictive as all hell
53:00 <Tails> beats sitting in from of an MMO
53:00 <nige> I prefer blowing other people up personally.
54:00 <nige> Battlefield is good.
54:00 <Tails> eh.. BF is EA
54:00 <Tails> masters of unfinished garbage
54:00 <Tails> CoD is the way to go 6* nods *
54:00 <nige> Exactly.
55:00 <Tails> EA is so bad..
55:00 <Tails> how bad?
55:00 <Tails> They sent my wife a musical xmas card
55:00 <Tails> and it wouldnt work
55:00 <nige> Had a colleague that worked at EA in Vancouver.
55:00 <nige> Said it was a rubbish company.
56:00 <Tails> its true
56:00 <nige> Underpaying and overworking bastards they are.
56:00 <nige> Which turns out to be the most Canadian employers.
56:00 <Tails> worst company 2011
56:00 <Tails> probably took 2012 too
57:00 <nige> Tails are you sure that the card was musical...
57:00 <Tails> yep
57:00 <nige> I mean... maybe it was really just a plain old card.
57:00 <Tails> nah, a bunch of her friends got the same card in the mail and it played for some of them
58:00 <nige> Why would they send a card?
59:00 <Tails> she got invited to one of their shin-digs in Germany
59:00 <Tails> since then she's been on their mailing list etc
00:00 <Tails> they showed off Sims 4
00:00 <nige> Germany?
00:00 <Tails> which was basically 30 seconds of stuff put together shortly before the show
00:00 <Tails> Gamescom
01:00 <nige> Where do you live exactly?
01:00 <Tails> California
01:00 <nige> And they invite you to Germany?
01:00 <nige> Like...
01:00 <Tails> nope, just her
01:00 <nige> Why?
01:00 <Tails> all expenses paid trip
02:00 <Tails> she runs this sims blog
02:00 <Tails> and it caught their attention
02:00 <nige> ahhh.
03:00 <nige> Weshalb im Deutschland?
05:00 <Tails> that's where the show is every year
05:00 <Tails> it's like europes version of E3
05:00 <Romperstomper> hi
05:00 <nige> Ahh, sprechen Sie Deutsch?
05:00 <Romperstomper> talis and nige
05:00 <Tails> whats up Romp!
06:00 <Tails> :D
06:00 <nige> Thanks Romperstomper... you neo-nazis are the best.
08:00 <nige> Tails...
10:00 <nige> Ich habe Ihnen gefragt, sprechen Sie Deutsch?
18:00 <Tails> yup
18:00 <Tails> parents are german
18:00 <Tails> anyway, gotta run
18:00 <Tails> thanks for the roppppeeeeeeee
19:00 <nige> Hmmm.
40:00 <nige> Blah
40:00 <nige> Blah blah blah...
40:00 <nige> _)_):::::::::::D
41:00 <nige> _)_)::::::::::::D ~~ ~ (_(|)_)
43:00 <nige> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 
44:00 <nige> ┏( -_-)┛ ┗(-_- )┓ ┗(-_-)┛ ┏(-_-)┓ 
44:00 <nige> ()==[:::::::::::::> 
44:00 <nige> Excaliburrrrr
49:00 <Simwolf> ¬_¬
50:00 <nige> Simwolf.
51:00 <nige> Grüzi Wohl.
36:00 <nige> ┏( -_-)┛ ┗(-_- )┓ ┗(-_-)┛ ┏(-_-)┓ 
22:00 <Simwolf> ¬¬
48:00 <spence> Sup mofuckers
48:00 <spence> Homogay
50:00 <spence> Yoyoyo
51:00 <spence> 5/207 woohooooo lead by 37
51:00 <spence> 378
51:00 <spence> Lmfao
03:00 <stompin> cuntz
03:00 <stompin> slut
03:00 <spence> Stompin American history x styles
16:00 <Scramble> goddamn the sky sports cricket commentary is shite
29:00 <couleurs> that's what she said ahahaha
30:00 <spence> Aussies killing it...
30:00 <spence> lead by 418
31:00 <spence> Lunch
31:00 <couleurs> k
32:00 <Scramble> runch
32:00 <Scramble> aussies can't lose, they should just declare, have em all out by 5:30 and get tanked
32:00 <spence> Lol just bat a few overs to Piss em off
32:00 <Scramble> http://www.crictime.com/cricket_live_streaming_free_2.htm
32:00 <Scramble> for those interested
32:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> are there many people at the stadium. do  peopole still go to test matches to watch
33:00 <Scramble> AnitaSarkeesian, they had 91,000 on day 1 in melbourne
33:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> why is it even called a test match
33:00 <Scramble> so, yeah
33:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> crazy
33:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> brisbane are like the americans of australia
33:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> i don't think they go to test matches
33:00 <Scramble> because they test each other's patience
34:00 <spence> Lolz
34:00 <spence> over 250
35:00 <spence> 250000 in total Melbourne test
35:00 <spence> plus
36:00 <Scramble> Looking forward to the one dayer next sunday
36:00 <Scramble> definitely gonna go to that
37:00 <spence> Fuck yeah
37:00 <British^Meat> No Loof, got your ps4 yet?
37:00 <spence> the loof
38:00 <Loof> i wont get a ps4 for years
38:00 <Loof> would rather upgrade my pc
38:00 <Loof> it's hooked up to the lounge tv
38:00 <British^Meat> indeed, and it shall be done, end o feb
38:00 <Scramble> pee ess fo'
38:00 <Loof> ps4 or pc upgrade?
38:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> wait till xbox1 match the ps4 price, then buy xbox1
38:00 <spence> Yo
38:00 <Scramble> when are they back in stock? march?
38:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> xbox1 is wherre it's at apparently
38:00 <Loof> nah fuck xbox
38:00 <British^Meat> upgrade
39:00 <British^Meat> this current gen of consoles, a bit meh
39:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!
39:00 <spence> I'm waiting for ps5
39:00 <Scramble> I got the xbox one
39:00 <Scramble> wanted Forza, nothing in ps4 interests me
39:00 <Loof> the vga port on my graphics card has fucked up so i'll upgrade it and get some more ram
40:00 <Loof> 16gb of the most expensive ram i can find
40:00 <couleurs> k
40:00 <Loof> i'm running bf4 on low settings atm
40:00 <Loof> only cause i like 60fps+
41:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> 60fps is where it's at
41:00 <British^Meat> frame rate > gfx
41:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> they say that is why hobbit came out in 48fps. cause kids are used to high fps. it fucking tanked
42:00 <Loof> my brother plays bf4 from the couch on the controller using the tv and when it's my turn i use mouse and monitor, it's so cool
43:00 <Loof> computer desk in the lounge is awesome
43:00 <Loof> for now AnitaSarkeesian, the tech will improve
44:00 <stompin> fagz
45:00 <Loof> my laptop charger blew up yesterday
45:00 <Loof> electricity in this house is fucked
46:00 <Loof> surges
46:00 <Loof> was using a surge protector too
46:00 <British^Meat> gerhard berger
46:00 <Loof> is berger Paul_Banks?
47:00 <Loof> or whatever that chick couleurs fucked's name is?
47:00 <couleurs> i'm using a snes controller to type this it's fun
47:00 <Loof> boris
48:00 <couleurs> y r u so obsessed with us Loof.........
49:00 <British^Meat> ooer
49:00 <British^Meat> love making
49:00 <couleurs> Don't Have a Cow, Man
49:00 <Loof> mop and bucket required
49:00 <couleurs> --- bert samson
50:00 <Loof> after dancing with anal leakage
50:00 <Loof> anal leakage twerk
53:00 <British^Meat> k
56:00 <Loof> the autism in the room just reached 999,999.999 parts per million. please gtfo Calin before we all suffocate on retard pollution
57:00 <doctor> people throw that word around a lot this days
57:00 <doctor> autism
57:00 <Loof> it's rife
57:00 <Calin> I contractexd autism from a vaccine
57:00 <Loof> i blame immunisation injections
58:00 <doctor> i blame the internets
59:00 <Calin> Did you hear about that guy with no penis who ejaculated ?
00:00 <Calin> He came out of nowhere !
00:00 <Calin> eh ? eh ?
00:00 <British^Meat> no
00:00 <ghettowreath> i don't konw why that's funny
00:00 <ghettowreath> but i'm laughing
01:00 <Calin> huzzah !
01:00 <Loof> Tuftoy is tuf on his dad's toys, in todays episode it was his father's prize dildo (and he didn't even clean it)
02:00 <couleurs> good joke Colin
02:00 <Loof> oh it was a quit
02:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> Calin you've eaten indian pussy before haven't you. Do they taste different?
02:00 <Loof> Calin does it taste different from ur sister's?
02:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> more spicey
03:00 <Calin> All tastes like fish friends
03:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> and smell llike curry
03:00 <British^Meat> wow
03:00 <British^Meat> on the trolls today arent ya Loof
03:00 <Loof> i'll stop if it is bothering decent people
03:00 <Calin> British^Meat - he probably hates his life and abusing someone else on the internet might give some temporary relief
03:00 <Calin> let the poor kid play
03:00 <Calin> litte fella
05:00 <Calin> I am surprised people remember personal details about me, its pretty flattering
06:00 <berger> RIP Al Porcino
06:00 <couleurs> he bipolar like many others here pls leave him alone he's the victim here ok
07:00 <Calin> great .. now I feel like I am chatting in a mental hospital
07:00 <couleurs> RIP Al Porcupine 
08:00 <Calin> Al Procino made delicious pasta and great gangster movies. His contribution to F1 racing and South Africa's apartheid will be remembered forever as a loving Uncle of Bel Air. 
09:00 <couleurs> Beautiful Speech :')
09:00 <Calin> couleurs - can you please provide sign language translation for our viewers at home
12:00 <couleurs> @_@
12:00 <Calin> WebbY & Serenity welcome please take your seats we will begin shortly
13:00 <couleurs> Brb
16:00 <faux> nigger dikcs http://i.imgur.com/TDQac1H.jpg
16:00 <Serenity> :o
16:00 <Serenity> Thats...... . . . . .
16:00 <Calin> faux that was .. helpful thank you
17:00 <Calin> for those of you who haven't clicked the link it is of a large naked black man and his penis
17:00 <fawks> thanks calin you gigantic buzz kill
17:00 <Scramble> jeez carberry is shit
17:00 <doctor> yeah it's a pretty big size, could feel a family of 6 in desperate times
17:00 <Serenity>  Thanks Morgan Freeman
18:00 <doctor> feed*
20:00 <doctor> What's the cheapest, easiest tafe course available? I need to convince centrelink that I'm trying
21:00 <Calin> When I went to tafe it was seriously cheap
21:00 <Calin> like 100.. 200 dollars for six months
21:00 <doctor> Yeah, depends on the course
21:00 <Calin> have you considered .. i dunno .. trying ?
21:00 <doctor> nah
21:00 <Calin> haha fair enough
21:00 <Serenity> Lol
24:00 <fawks> learn a language !
25:00 <doctor> hmm
26:00 <Serenity> Learn zulu
26:00 <doctor> oh that's easy, just a series of clicks and clocks of the tongue
27:00 <Serenity> Swahili
27:00 <Serenity> Lol
28:00 <couleurs> those sound made up...
30:00 <couleurs> `seen Skrotus
30:00 <prowl> couleurs, Skrotus ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 4 days 3 hours 32 minutes ago (01.01. 08:57) stating "Connection closed" after spending 14 hours 2 minutes there.
30:00 <couleurs> RIP Skrotus
40:00 <The_Baron> idle idle idle idle...
40:00 <couleurs> Bye Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!
43:00 <simba> <Atari> birds have smarter brains then humans
43:00 <couleurs> lol
44:00 <Pyro-> atari should learn the use of "than"
44:00 <couleurs> he should grow a brein, moran
45:00 <Pyro-> toadilly
45:00 <simba> did the baron just wait less then sixty seconds to decide everyone was idling
45:00 <couleurs> <Loof> i just got office 360 and it gives you a shitload of skype credit per month <Loof> so cool
45:00 <BlackDevil> this show is funny
45:00 <couleurs> <couleurs> that's cool, now you can skype your fat wife from the living room and it won't cost you a thing :)
45:00 <couleurs> fucken 0wn3d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
45:00 <British^Meat> lol Baron
46:00 <British^Meat> i love those guys that join and go HI CUNTZ/FAGS
46:00 <British^Meat> get no reply, then just leave
46:00 <British^Meat> or in barons case, idle idle idle
47:00 <Pyro-> and isn't allastair cook awesome at cricket :P
49:00 <simba> i thikn youd have to watch cricket to find out
49:00 <simba> and im not prepared to take that risk
50:00 <Serenity> Achooooo
50:00 <British^Meat> lol
50:00 <Pyro-> bless you
50:00 <British^Meat> i love it
50:00 <Serenity> Ty
50:00 <Serenity> Lol
50:00 <British^Meat> how all these cricket fans come out of the wood work :)
50:00 <British^Meat> well... when thier team is winning
50:00 <British^Meat> I really dont remember there being this many cricket fans during the last test
50:00 <Pyro-> i'm a fan when we're losing.. and get quite abusive at the failures :P
51:00 <simba> i hadnt heard about cricket in a long time before these ashes 
51:00 <British^Meat> ikr
51:00 <Serenity> Cricket???? Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket. 
51:00 <British^Meat> and also, coz of my nick i MUST be a cricket fan
51:00 <British^Meat> not only that, but a fan of the single most boring version of the game!
51:00 <berger> http://youtubedoubler.com/bjwq
52:00 <Pyro-> tissue?
52:00 <British^Meat> lol
52:00 <British^Meat> here we go
52:00 <Serenity> Sif no one knows that
52:00 <Pyro-> here we go here we go here we gooooooo... here we go here we go here we goooOOooo
52:00 <simba> camry crows
52:00 <doctor> where go?
53:00 <Pyro-> there  -->
53:00 <doctor> seems like a lot of effort
53:00 <doctor> I'd rather stay here .
53:00 <Pyro-> i see your point
53:00 <doctor> hehe ;}
55:00 <British^Meat> oh?
55:00 <Serenity> Wot
55:00 <couleurs> lol
56:00 <Pyro-> george sucks anyway
56:00 <Calin> its true, he does
56:00 <couleurs> agreed
56:00 <Serenity> Yer
56:00 <British^Meat> thats the gambling dood?
56:00 <Serenity> I don't think so
56:00 <couleurs> hi n e gals 4 2 chat
56:00 <Pyro-> nah it's not.. but he's still crap :P
56:00 <Serenity> Its just the range on that ban got him
56:00 <couleurs> sucka
57:00 <simba> good
57:00 <Serenity> I think we worked out no one important was on that range so put it on
57:00 <simba> hes as bad as beehh
57:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> well you werre wrong
57:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> fix it
57:00 <Serenity> No.
57:00 <simba> ban his boyfriend here 2
58:00 <Serenity> Hes not important
58:00 <couleurs> who's AnitaSarkeesian is that even a real girl
58:00 <Calin> i dunno but he / she is right
58:00 <simba> Detrout Spinners
58:00 <Serenity> Dno dnt kare
58:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> it's some scamming pretend feminist destroying computer games right now
59:00 <simba> why r u promoting her name
59:00 <couleurs> ah TheRon now theirs a good bloke
59:00 <TheRon> cheers
59:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> if people know who she is, they can take action against her
59:00 <TheRon> what have done now?
59:00 <spence> Theron 
00:00 <simba> like what kind of action? 
00:00 <Pyro-> rape?
00:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> i haventthought that far ahead
00:00 <TheRon> bowl em today
00:00 <spence> Yeah I reckon 
00:00 <TheRon> celebrate winning the ashes
01:00 <spence> Cmon johnno take his head off
01:00 <TheRon> break a finger
01:00 <spence> black man can duck...
01:00 <spence> lol
01:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> what ever happened to the west indies cricket team
02:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> they used to be our main rivals
02:00 <TheRon> soccer and basketball happened to west indies cricket
02:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> now they're fucking nobodies
02:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> crazy
02:00 <spence> Lolz
02:00 <simba> maybe they realised cricket is a gay thing to be good at
02:00 <simba> see spain they are good at big stuff like tennis, motorsports, football,
02:00 <TheRon> hannibal
02:00 <simba> west indies and cricket? gayest combo ever
02:00 <simba> they wanted a better rep
02:00 <simba> they are working on being the netball nation
03:00 <TheRon> simba you and life are they gayest thing ever
03:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> they are negroes. and naturally tall. so makes sense to try basketball
03:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> physical advantage, but none for cricket
03:00 <simba> good 1 gazza cut me deep
04:00 <British^Meat> lol
04:00 <British^Meat> dont hassle cricket simba, suffer consequenses
04:00 <TheRon> damn straight
05:00 <simba> oh im suffering
05:00 <simba> life itself is gay apparently
05:00 <couleurs> Suffa in Yer Jokcs
05:00 <TheRon> no you + life
05:00 <simba> im alive
08:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> keep calm and carry on
08:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/0JtIN8I.gif
08:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> do you think I could make that saying go viral?
09:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> maybe make some tshirts 
09:00 <British^Meat> i enjoy most of couleurs crazy gifs
09:00 <British^Meat> some i vault
10:00 <Calin> couleurs - nice gif
10:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> couleurs you've out done yourself this time
10:00 <couleurs> thank u i make them all personally
10:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> make another gif
10:00 <Calin> AnitaSarkeesian i am pretty sure people are ready to kill anyone that tells them to keep calm and do X
11:00 <Calin> haha couleurs doesn't make them, just shares them from reddit as far as I can tell
11:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> keep calm and irc on
11:00 <Calin> http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1ue45p/well_this_is_awkward/
11:00 <Calin> AnitaSarkeesian - so original, people will LOVE it
12:00 <couleurs> erm... what's reddit
12:00 <TheRon> put a puppet on it
12:00 <TheRon> i'm not in the mood for reading
13:00 <Calin> TheRon you are in a chat room.
13:00 <Calin> if you aren't in the mood for reading I doubt you will get much out of this
13:00 <TheRon> what's your point?
13:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <BlackDevil> simba http://imgur.com/geCn2dj
14:00 <simba> no
15:00 <BlackDevil> come on you chicken shit
15:00 <simba> im not scared i just know your humor is bad
15:00 <BlackDevil> i clicked it
16:00 <Calin> its more reddit content
16:00 <Calin> its not that funny :)
16:00 <simba> i h8 those sites
18:00 <simba> i only use the internet for animal torture videos on ogrish - no laughter for me, thanks
18:00 <Calin> hah ogrish
18:00 <TheRon> classy
18:00 <TheRon> YESSSSSSS!!!
18:00 <Pyro-> got him .. he's gone.. fuck off
19:00 <TheRon> I HATE BEETROOT
20:00 <Pyro-> beetroot rules.. was hungry one day, ate a whole can of it
20:00 <Pyro-> pooped purple
20:00 <TheRon> can't do it
21:00 <Pyro-> it's only slightly tangy.. like many other foods.. just stains everything
21:00 <TheRon> ever peeled a shedload of carrots?
22:00 <TheRon> the fingers go orange
24:00 <Pyro-> why the fuck do people even peel carrots?
24:00 <Pyro-> it's not like it has a crusty skin.. it just has more carrot on it
25:00 <Pyro-> peel off some carrot to get to the carrot
25:00 <simba> u best ask em
25:00 <Pyro-> i just did
25:00 <Pyro-> <Pyro-> why the fuck do people even peel carrots?
25:00 <simba> any carrot peelers in here?
26:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. speak up or forever peel your caRROT
26:00 <TheRon> i don'y anymore
27:00 <TheRon> i don't even peel spuds unless they're filthy
27:00 <Pyro-> yeah, i usually wash a spud before i'd peel it.. but in potato bakes and such, they taste better peeled
27:00 <Pyro-> imo
29:00 <spence> I don't peel garlic just smash it up like jamie
30:00 <Atari> allo
31:00 <Atari> spence, that's because your lazy
31:00 <Pyro-> i just buy jars of mashed garlic... :P
31:00 <spence> Bahaha ok...
31:00 <simba> who peels it??
31:00 <simba> smashing it is the way to go
32:00 <Pyro-> a machine?
32:00 <spence> now thats lazy
32:00 <spence> lol sofcocks peel it
32:00 <simba> smash everything
32:00 <Pyro-> how the fuck?!?! does a bat break like that ?
33:00 <spence> lol carberry smashed his bat in half bahaha
33:00 <spence> lol
33:00 <Pyro-> no he threw it at the ground because it was fucked
33:00 <simba> did bane break teh bat
34:00 <spence> unbelievable
34:00 <berger> cool jacket  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA-7mvl8Vd8
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Inbox Messages part 12 (Jan 3, 2014) 5:18 - Category: Gaming - 2,300 views - 135 likes (96.4%), 5 dislikes (3.6%)
35:00 <Pyro-> i've broken splices and handles.. and taken a chip out of the toe.. never snapped a blade
35:00 <couleurs> that's me
36:00 <spence> It looked cool in slo mo
36:00 <Pyro-> everything looks cool in slow mo :P
36:00 <spence> Porn ?
36:00 <Pyro-> i reckon it would...   
37:00 <spence> Nip boring...
37:00 <spence> nup
37:00 <couleurs> http://somethingyousaid.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/isabella.jpg
37:00 <couleurs> #HOTTY#
38:00 <couleurs> ella ella ella eh eh eh
39:00 <simba> holy shit pruane2forever
39:00 <couleurs> i got brases bichhh
39:00 <simba> havent seen him for years
40:00 <Pyro-> lol england.. do you even cricket?
40:00 <spence> Bye bye pietersen wooohoooooo!!!
41:00 <simba> oh yeah hes the 50 cent kid lmao
42:00 <Pyro-> for a massive unit of a man, he sounds like such a poof when he talks
43:00 <Pyro-> oh and... what a catch
44:00 <couleurs> Newman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44:00 <couleurs> -- Jarry Signfield
46:00 <spence> Damn no edge
46:00 <spence> feck me
46:00 <Pyro-> the only noise was his foot scratching the pitch
46:00 <spence> Fuck u snicko
47:00 <spence> sneaky fucker snicko...
47:00 <Pyro-> he dragged his front foot as the ball passed the bat.. thats the noise haddin and bailey thought they heard.. no-one else appealed
48:00 <spence> yeah Clarke didn't budge
48:00 <spence> the appeal from Lyon was funny lol 
48:00 <Pyro-> don't know why he reviewed.. lyon said no
48:00 <spence> Looked so ghey
48:00 <Pyro-> haddin seems happy.. umm.. howzat?
48:00 <couleurs> u bloodey beauty of a rippa
49:00 <spence> Rip snortin bloody beauty 
50:00 <Pyro-> paD FIRST
51:00 <spence> Wtf??
51:00 <Pyro-> i need to relocate my caps lock key further away for the "a"
51:00 <Orderly> ping pong
52:00 <simba> i want to cum in every hole u got
52:00 <Orderly> i got pills for you today
52:00 <spence> I reckon was out 
52:00 <Orderly> i am teaming up with doctor
52:00 <Pyro-> umpires call if they reviwed it.. umpire said not out
53:00 <Orderly> straight jackets are for all sizes
53:00 <Orderly> one size fits all
53:00 <FrostyBalls> today i saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon
55:00 <Orderly> yeah, handle bars are dangerous
55:00 <Orderly> keep that spanner away from him
56:00 <doctor> Straight Jackets are barbarious, we use chemicals now
56:00 <spence> Lol I just called that number they thought it was really warne ahahahaha
56:00 <Orderly> stun guns are better
57:00 <Orderly> shoot them in the butt
57:00 <doctor> stun guns leave a mark, not good when dealing with the mentally ill
57:00 <Orderly> paralyse their legs
57:00 <Pyro-> what noise annoys an oyster?
57:00 <Pyro-> a noisey noise annoys an oyster
58:00 <emuls> cloysteroysternoisymoister
58:00 <Pyro-> mmm... moist
58:00 <Pyro-> i could add that in.. what noise annoys a moist oyster?
59:00 <Pyro-> a noisey noise annoys a moist oyster
00:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/VIfp3Ai.gif
00:00 <Orderly> i felt bad downloading armins music, so i bought his latest cd from hmv, damn they are expensive
01:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/_7kfJ9qmP7o
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Buzzcocks - Noise Annoys (This video contains content that has been decided to block it in your country.) - - -
02:00 <Pyro-> that sounds like badly translated asian tv instructions..
02:00 <Calin> i found the new hobbit film prety dissapointing
02:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> sorry to hear htat Calin
02:00 <Pyro-> that has been decided to block in your country.. i know those are all words, but that's not a sentence
03:00 <couleurs> beehhh is blocked from our country
05:00 <Pyro-> did shane warne just say they're all smoking a few joints?
05:00 <British^Meat>  https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1522082_10153608282330391_170696780_n.jpg
09:00 <spence> 1 more over then tea
09:00 <y33zy> meep
09:00 <simba> "yeezy"
09:00 <simba> so youre into pop music
10:00 <y33zy> no
10:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/MM7DR3q.png
10:00 <couleurs> aheahe
10:00 <y33zy> i'm into kim kardashians ass cheeks
10:00 <y33zy> covered in honey
10:00 <simba> i made a joke about bat man before omg
10:00 <Calin> it will please me mildly when Kimye break up
10:00 <spence> Tea
11:00 <y33zy> you mean Michael Keaton
11:00 <simba> Tea
12:00 <spence> You
12:00 <y33zy> why are we even talking about these nobodies
12:00 <y33zy> it's just a nickname
12:00 <y33zy> sheesh
12:00 <y33zy> i'm so sick of people talking about celebs like we know them
12:00 <simba> did it draw inspiration from a pop singer
12:00 <berger> i love espresso coffee, cafinated teas then couleurs. in that order
12:00 <y33zy> oh ill be so happy when they break up
12:00 <y33zy> jesus
12:00 <simba> youre the one with the celeb nickname
12:00 <y33zy> who gives a shit
12:00 <simba> ease up boy
12:00 <y33zy> im not even a boy
12:00 <Calin> if you are looking for some true cringe you should see this "online love letter" from kim and kanye
12:00 <y33zy> but alright
12:00 <y33zy> cool
13:00 <y33zy> haha yeah, good one
13:00 <y33zy> lol?
13:00 <Calin> i have to say it has huge entertainment value for being just so fucking awful
13:00 <simba> ur irc nick comes from a pop singer and u r whining about celebrities
13:00 <simba> ..lol
13:00 <y33zy> am i in your face asking you about lion king
13:00 <y33zy> or is that samba
13:00 <y33zy> no
13:00 <y33zy> samba is a dance
13:00 <simba> well im not coming out with horrible inconsistencies am i
13:00 <y33zy> i didn't know so much could happen on text based chat
14:00 <couleurs> Tea
14:00 <y33zy> tea
14:00 <simba> u have a lot to learn 
14:00 <y33zy> TEA
14:00 <simba> T
14:00 <y33zy> ok
14:00 <y33zy> ill come back
14:00 <y33zy> in a completely different nickname
14:00 <y33zy> will this
14:00 <y33zy> revamp
14:00 <simba> come back in 3 years 
14:00 <y33zy> my text chat
14:00 <couleurs> i love coffee, tea and isabella.jpg and in that order 
14:00 <y33zy> experience
14:00 <Calin> what is isabella.jpg ?
15:00 <simba> a picture
15:00 <y33zy> im longing for some sade
15:00 <emuls> my ball in your mum
15:00 <emuls> that's right
15:00 <y33zy> you have 1 ball
15:00 <emuls> i only have one nut
15:00 <y33zy> hehe
15:00 <y33zy> you made a fthunnyz
15:00 <y33zy> simba... TIME FOR A REVAMP
15:00 <y33zy> brb
16:00 <British^Meat> power chatter?
16:00 <simba> and theres no other store like.... david jones
16:00 <couleurs> B)
17:00 <spence> Don't rub washing powder in your eyes :/
17:00 <spence> It sucks
17:00 <simba> when in crowm do as the crowmans do
17:00 <Pyro-> spence: noted :)
18:00 <Nikky`> Damnit spence..that was on my to do list while on holidays
18:00 <Calin> spence how else do you clean your eyes then ?
19:00 <Pyro-> draino ?
19:00 <spence> Lolz ajax
19:00 <Pyro-> gumption :P
19:00 <spence> my sheen works wonders for the retina 
19:00 <doctor> sometimes the eyes need a good scrub with ajax and some iron wool
19:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/SOJtxTj.jpg
19:00 <spence> Lols iron wool bahahaha
20:00 <spence> sard and lemon juice.
20:00 <couleurs> timmy the toaster
21:00 <spence> Lol timmy
21:00 <Calin> couleurs that seems to be an invitation to get the absolute shit kick out of him
22:00 <doctor> He looks jewish
22:00 <couleurs> well he deserves it
22:00 <TheRon> hat beard little curls?
23:00 <British^Meat> moto toon gp
23:00 <quasimoto> peppe le jew?
24:00 <spence> Lol Jewish 
24:00 <TheRon> off like a jewish foreskin
24:00 <spence> I want toast now...
24:00 <quasimoto> i need to pizzle
25:00 <spence> My nizzle
25:00 <TheRon> local synagog now offering 10% off 
25:00 <spence> per bag of foreskins??
25:00 <quasimoto> synagog just sounds creepy
25:00 <spence> or per kg?
26:00 <TheRon> yes!
26:00 <spence> Lolz
27:00 <quasimoto> where did all the dumb wogs go?
27:00 <TheRon> why isnt ian chappell wearing pink??
27:00 <TheRon> party pooper
28:00 <quasimoto> my dad set the wrong date as his birthday on facebook so now everyone is wishing him a happy birthday
28:00 <quasimoto> and he's going along with it
28:00 <quasimoto> i never thought the internet would get this bad
28:00 <spence> Lmao
29:00 <spence> Where the Fuck is pandasdontdrive ???
29:00 <spence>  I miss that mofucker
30:00 <British^Meat> layin low
30:00 <spence> Lolz
30:00 <spence> why?
30:00 <TheRon> getting a root unlike the rest of us?
31:00 <British^Meat> dunno....
31:00 <TheRon> wicket
31:00 <TheRon> first ball after tea
31:00 <British^Meat> probably so he can come back in a few days and act like he hasnt been a total raving lunatic the past few days
32:00 <British^Meat> act like he forgotten :)
32:00 <British^Meat> he does that...
32:00 <TheRon> how dare people take a break from irc
32:00 <quasimoto> i've had a good 4yr break
32:00 <couleurs> teh only roots he gets is when he's gardening roflmao fkn owned!!!!!!! XD
32:00 <doctor> it's a mistake to come back
33:00 <IcyCold> fire with fire
33:00 <TheRon> most are just dragged back
33:00 <quasimoto> lol
33:00 <quasimoto> i was on irc from 99 - 2009/10
33:00 <quasimoto> this is the longest i've gone without
33:00 <TheRon> icycold, burning down the house?
33:00 <IcyCold> do a more back burning until it burns everything
33:00 <quasimoto> the internet changed, facebook made everything boring
34:00 <IcyCold> someone did it like yourself
34:00 <Calin> quasimoto welcome back to the dissapointing state of affairs that is irc
34:00 <quasimoto> lol thank you Calin
34:00 <TheRon> let's talk about the cricket
34:00 <Calin> lets not
34:00 <Nikky`> Lets not
34:00 <Nikky`> I'm with Calin on this one
34:00 <Calin> great minds Nikky`
34:00 <IcyCold> lets talk about bob hawk having a drink in front of cheering crowd
34:00 <quasimoto> lol everyone speaks up when it comes to discussing cricket
35:00 <Nikky`> Very great
35:00 <quasimoto> isn't he dead yet
35:00 <TheRon> bob hawke is a legend
35:00 <Calin> IcyCold and not just any crowd, 300 Richie Benaud look alikes
35:00 <TheRon> 5 down
35:00 <quasimoto> oh i'm thinking of geoff kennet sorry
35:00 <Calin> that was pretty freaking cool
36:00 <TheRon> that ball kept so low, he had no chance
36:00 <IcyCold> i was thinking of geoff shaw at the parliament door step
36:00 <Calin> haha poor old Geoff Shaw
36:00 <TheRon> calin i was in tears when i saw that
36:00 <IcyCold> 300 or 100
37:00 <quasimoto> brb
37:00 <TheRon> how many seats in a section, because they took up half of it
37:00 <Calin> IcyCold apparantly 300
37:00 <IcyCold> i grow up watching richie benaud on commentary
37:00 <Calin> saw an interview with the organisers who said they started with 10 of them a few years ago and have grown to 300
38:00 <Calin> hes a legend !
38:00 <TheRon> i reckon johnno is gonna restart the handlebar moustache craze
38:00 <Nikky`> Thank you..don't really drink beer but at mums so any drinks are welcome haha
38:00 <IcyCold> 301
39:00 <TheRon> nikky crack open many a bottle of wine
39:00 <Nikky`> Not sure if mum actually alcohol here
39:00 <Nikky`> :/
39:00 <TheRon> local dan murphy's?
39:00 <simba> quasimoto if thats u kanye congrats on a much cooler name 
39:00 <IcyCold> Nikky` loves eating fresh salad and rocket leaf
39:00 <TheRon> geelong has about 5
40:00 <Nikky`> I do like salad
40:00 <BlackDevil> rub my penis
40:00 <IcyCold> parts of qld is under fire
40:00 <Nikky`> lol TheRon..know them all eh?
40:00 <TheRon> well.....
40:00 <IcyCold> i cant rub mine due to some skin missing
40:00 <TheRon> 6 down
40:00 <TheRon> this won't take long
40:00 <Pyro-> ermergerd.. how easy is this?
41:00 <IcyCold> thanks for the beer Nikky`
41:00 <TheRon> are the richies in pink??
41:00 <Nikky`> But you gave me the beer
41:00 <IcyCold> we give to each other
41:00 <Pyro-> dont thiunk so ronnie
42:00 <BlackDevil> why are those spaced evenly?
42:00 <IcyCold> without any boundary
42:00 <TheRon> the dan murphy's in pako st is pretty big
42:00 <IcyCold> they have one in coburg
42:00 <IcyCold> pascoe vale u mean they have one in airport west also?
43:00 <TheRon> no idea about melbourne
43:00 <TheRon> ballarat's dan's is an old army barracks
43:00 <Pyro-> lols
43:00 <TheRon> 7 down
43:00 <IcyCold> try the one in toowoomba
43:00 <TheRon> a wicket a minute at the moment
44:00 <IcyCold> humongous
44:00 <IcyCold> red bank
44:00 <TheRon> dan's is like heaven for me
44:00 <IcyCold> i dream of danny
44:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <IcyCold> dannie
44:00 <TheRon> uncle dan's
44:00 <simba> its just a bottleo man
45:00 <TheRon> it's not just a bottlo
45:00 <Calin> their beer selection is down right impressive
45:00 <TheRon> all the johnnie walkers are there
45:00 <IcyCold> something about the settings when you walk in eilse or the wooden casks dont know
46:00 <Pyro-> broad should just walk now :P
46:00 <TheRon> check out those bins, those cleanskins are awesome
46:00 <British^Meat> beer sux
46:00 <IcyCold> IGA got coles got  safeways got bottleO even BWS has its own but everyone loves dan's
46:00 <British^Meat> ive been in a dans twice i reckon
46:00 <couleurs> that's where i buy me wine good old donald murphy jnr jones
46:00 <TheRon> elizabeth has one surely?
46:00 <British^Meat> nfi
46:00 <British^Meat> munno has one
47:00 <TheRon> what's munno?
47:00 <TheRon> it's a whole other language in sa
47:00 <IcyCold> i was in tears when i wake up from walking in dan's bottleshop to my bed
47:00 <TheRon> imagine waking up in a dan's every morning
48:00 <Nikky`> Yeah nah
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <slower> dans is not cheap, they will only match prices when you tell them so and so is cheaper
48:00 <simba> what are you supoposed to have for breakfast, a bottle of poison
48:00 <TheRon> they're good on beer
48:00 <Nikky`> I don't have a dans near me anymore, not since I moved
48:00 <IcyCold> aussies are getting killed bali :/
48:00 <couleurs> F*ck Y*ah F*ck Y*ah F*ck Y*ah
49:00 <TheRon> beer breakky?
49:00 <IcyCold> finger's crossed i'd make it up north pole
49:00 <Pyro-> they're the cheapestr where i am.. but always worth it to keep a bws catalogue handy to make dans beat it
49:00 <British^Meat> lol really?
49:00 <IcyCold> once student died here last nite
49:00 <IcyCold> i bet its the african's job
49:00 <simba> why dont you just go to bws
49:00 <Pyro-> because they don't beat their own price by 10%
50:00 <makeingcuffy> *******Gone************
50:00 <TheRon> my dan's is far enough away that the local rpice ends up about the same by the time you get to dan's
50:00 <British^Meat> cups of tea > beer
50:00 <Nikky`> Nothing like a good cuffy
50:00 <IcyCold> http://www.theborneopost.com/2014/01/05/sabah-student-back-early-from-holidays-beaten-to-death/
50:00 <British^Meat> how much do you guys drink per day?
50:00 <TheRon> a good slab
50:00 <simba> jeez
50:00 <British^Meat> wouldnt surprise me
50:00 <Pyro-> at least 12 on a quiet day after work :)
50:00 <simba> no wonder u r trying to get everyone on the piss, u r gonna be dead in 5 years
50:00 <simba> RIP TheRon
51:00 <British^Meat> oh dear
51:00 <IcyCold> make the indian cabbie driver drunk and drive them back home safe
51:00 <simba> a slab a day isnt that at least 100 beers a week
51:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <simba> thats torture
51:00 <TheRon> simba you are so literal
51:00 <British^Meat> well how many then?
51:00 <simba> i wouldnt even wish that upon an enemy
51:00 <British^Meat> 1? 2? 5?
52:00 <TheRon> 2,3,4,5
52:00 <Nikky`> 0
52:00 <simba> 6
52:00 <British^Meat>  also 0
52:00 <TheRon> how many bourbon and cokes then?
53:00 <British^Meat> do u get knock off beers?
53:00 <British^Meat> or beers for the trip home from work?
53:00 <simba> post beer beer
53:00 <British^Meat> "going to buy beers, nest by one for the trip there"
53:00 <TheRon> usually get a slab for the week
53:00 <British^Meat> thats 24 yer?
53:00 <simba> you lied to me
54:00 <TheRon> yes, sometimes 30
54:00 <British^Meat> so about 3 per day?
54:00 <British^Meat> 4 even?
54:00 <TheRon> yes
55:00 <TheRon> how many cans of red bull do you have in a day?
55:00 <doctor> how many beers a night TheRon?
55:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <Nikky`> What is beer
55:00 <doctor> oh, just read up
56:00 <Nikky`> :P
57:00 <doctor> it's not that hard to knock down 12 stubbies a night
57:00 <TheRon> nah
57:00 <TheRon> beers isnt drinking
58:00 <simba> drinking 12 bottles of anything in one go is hard
58:00 <doctor> yeah, in russia they didn't even bother mentioning the alcohol content untill recently
59:00 <TheRon> in soviet russia, vodka drink you
59:00 <Calin> haha russia, you so crazy
59:00 <quasimoto> yes, i'm back
59:00 <quasimoto> and yes simba tis me
59:00 <simba> are you named after lord quas?
59:00 <quasimoto> yes
59:00 <doctor> I like the apathy of the russian people but putin is ruining it
00:00 <quasimoto> is that ok
00:00 <simba> thats awesome, its a shame u like quas but also kanye
00:00 <simba> that is like drinking wine but also urine
00:00 <quasimoto> look i'm not one of those instant kanye fans
00:00 <quasimoto> but um
00:00 <quasimoto> i understand your concern
00:00 <simba> just a slow painful ride?
00:00 <quasimoto> pop culture is horrible
00:00 <TheRon> should athletes be going to sochi??
00:00 <simba> 4:1)
00:00 <simba> poop culture
01:00 <quasimoto> athletes should be going to sochi
01:00 <TheRon> with putin being an arsehole and all those bombs
01:00 <doctor> pop culture is good if you want friends 
01:00 <quasimoto> i expect them on my television
01:00 <simba> wtf does that mean doctor
01:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <quasimoto> it's so easy to make friends these days
02:00 <quasimoto> you just pretend to like a bunch of stuff
02:00 <TheRon> buy someone a ber, instant friend
02:00 <quasimoto> and vola
02:00 <simba> instant hollow friendship!! lasts up to 3 months!!
02:00 <Pyro-> don't eat the fish in bali guys
02:00 <doctor> I got tired of pretending so now I'm a recluse
02:00 <simba> microwaveable friendship
03:00 <quasimoto> lol doctor
03:00 <TheRon> at bowls i'm the first to the bar, so i tend to get the first round in
03:00 <quasimoto> at a certain age you start the filter process
03:00 <quasimoto> and a little thing called
03:00 <quasimoto> can't be fucked
03:00 <quasimoto> approaches
03:00 <doctor> tell them to get a better cook TheRon and you'll never leave
03:00 <TheRon> oh the food's shithouse
04:00 <quasimoto> are these lawn bowls TheRon
04:00 <TheRon> the food is much better at the pub down the road
04:00 <TheRon> yes
04:00 <quasimoto> cool
04:00 <TheRon> taking it up quasi?
05:00 <quasimoto> no but i have been before
05:00 <quasimoto> harder than it looks
05:00 <TheRon> i could show you how
05:00 <Shadowgate> British M eat made no comments or words that sound like an atari 2600 emulator
06:00 <TheRon> feet for direction, ballance use you are like a pendulum
06:00 <TheRon> arm
06:00 <quasimoto> i wish i owned the place
06:00 <quasimoto> so i could smoke a doobie while playing
07:00 <TheRon> ashtray at either end
07:00 <quasimoto> haha, yes!
07:00 <Calin> my friends son is crazy about my little pony
07:00 <Calin> i think he is a brony in the making, sad to watch
08:00 <TheRon> so now england decide to go the tonk
08:00 <TheRon> bit late
08:00 <quasimoto> why is it sad?
09:00 <TheRon> people overcomplicate lawn bowls, isee it as a simple game
09:00 <Calin> well hopefully its just a normal phase, just being interested in cartoons, but the fear is that he will grow into a full blown brony
09:00 <Shadowgate> British Meat made no comments or words that sound like an atari 2600 emulator
09:00 <TheRon> too much technical shit
09:00 <Calin> i am not sure how much you know about brony's but it is very creepy and unhealthy
09:00 <quasimoto> the only sport i actually follow is soccer, EPL..
09:00 <TheRon> go everton
09:00 <beehhh> ...and I dont wanna go home right now
09:00 <simba> what team
09:00 <quasimoto> oh no simba
09:00 <simba> sperz
10:00 <beehhh> when everything's meant to be broken
10:00 <simba> what
10:00 <quasimoto> how did you know?
10:00 <simba> is it the mancs
10:00 <simba> oh
10:00 <simba> i just guessed
10:00 <simba> fuck spurs!!!!!!
10:00 <TheRon> 8 down
10:00 <quasimoto> hrm at the moment i agree, fuck spurs!!!!!
10:00 <simba> oh youre everton? gross
10:00 <beehhh> shower time
10:00 <TheRon> my bro is liverpool so i am everton
11:00 <quasimoto> i'm tottenham through thick and thin but management at the moment is a fucking joke
11:00 <quasimoto> and nothing worse than cocky tottenham fans
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <reckoner> Sold Dad $0
11:00 <simba> it seemed like you needed a new man
11:00 <TheRon> i don't really keep up with epl, but every spurs score i see a thrashing
12:00 <simba> i downloaded malk with seen pen
12:00 <TheRon> having said that, spurs beat man u recently didn't they?
12:00 <quasimoto> we really didn't need to get rid of avb, i think overall people needed to pull their fingers out and do more
12:00 <simba> he wasnt much of a man manager was he he seemed to hav his favorites and his non favorites
12:00 <quasimoto> yeah we did, but it's the inconsistency that drives me up the wall
13:00 <quasimoto> i guess so
13:00 <quasimoto> but 100 million pounds +
13:00 <quasimoto> of talent in 4 months isn't easy for anyone
13:00 <spence> Massive storm brewing up ....Fark me
13:00 <TheRon> the english brains trust isnt impressed
14:00 <simba> sperz
14:00 <simba> he was totally fucken up adebeywhore and defoe 
14:00 <simba> defoe is cool why no pla y him
14:00 <simba> he make gole happen
14:00 <TheRon> what are the derby's, merseyside, manchester, what are the others?
15:00 <simba> every1 has a rival
15:00 <simba> north london east london
15:00 <simba> tyneside
15:00 <quasimoto> yeah but to be honest defoe is getting too old, slowed down a lot and ade isn't very realiable
15:00 <quasimoto> but whatever
15:00 <TheRon> arsenal and chelsea?
16:00 <quasimoto> we just lost to arsenal
16:00 <quasimoto> they are our arch rivals
16:00 <TheRon> tyneside, thats newcastle and who?
16:00 <simba> sun der land
16:00 <simba> who r bottom as fuck
16:00 <TheRon> thats rigght
16:00 <quasimoto> you a sunderland fan simba?
16:00 <simba> no LFC!!!!
17:00 <simba> 5-0!!!!!!
17:00 <simba> 4:1)
17:00 <quasimoto> lol
17:00 <quasimoto> cunt!!!!
17:00 <reckoner> i follow the team that's currently on top
17:00 <quasimoto> assnal..
17:00 <TheRon> yes go 5-0\
17:00 <quasimoto> ?
17:00 <BlackDevil> sigh
17:00 <TheRon> the ashes
17:00 <simba> reckoner is a passionat Sociedad man
17:00 <BlackDevil> i need to stop drinking
17:00 <reckoner> idk are they on top atm cos if so then yes i'm a true blue gunner
18:00 <simba> spurs r still in europa who do they have, cska moskva or some shit
18:00 <simba> that europa kills ur season
18:00 <quasimoto> yeah
18:00 <simba> i like it tho
18:00 <TheRon> watching santo sam and ed?
18:00 <quasimoto> i love epl
18:00 <quasimoto> but don't mind europa
19:00 <reckoner> WAXTAP
19:00 <quasimoto> it's windy as fuck outside
19:00 <reckoner> lmao at the wind
19:00 <reckoner> i'm gonna die
19:00 <quasimoto> i was planning on going to the drive ins and getting high
19:00 <spence> Fuck yeah windy here too
19:00 <simba> i love this person
19:00 <TheRon> nba, fuck me philly in fron of portland with min to go
20:00 <quasimoto> clippers!!!!
20:00 <quasimoto> meh
20:00 <couleurs> aha it was me all along good ole coops
20:00 <TheRon> spurs killed them
20:00 <quasimoto> isn't that ironic
20:00 <couleurs> 1 last final question 4 u quasimoto 
20:00 <couleurs> do u fifa
20:00 <quasimoto> i can't cop a break
20:00 <quasimoto> of course couleurs
21:00 <couleurs> ps3?
21:00 <quasimoto> ps3 and ipad mini
21:00 <couleurs> A New Challenger Appears 
21:00 <spence> Lol cya broad u homo
21:00 <simba> u rok
21:00 <TheRon> spence, 9 down, woo hoo
21:00 <spence> lovely
21:00 <TheRon> so close to the ashes i can touch them
21:00 <simba> fifa on ipad too what a soldier
21:00 <quasimoto> lol
22:00 <simba> i was gonna try out fifa on my bros PSP but the screen had a passlock, owned!!!
22:00 <TheRon> aussies gonna drink long into the night
22:00 <couleurs> you should fifa with us it's so much fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <spence> lolz
22:00 <quasimoto> LOL
22:00 <quasimoto> fuck
22:00 <quasimoto> i've drained fifa
22:00 <TheRon> lehmann encourages it
22:00 <quasimoto> my cousin even got banned
22:00 <quasimoto> by ea sports
22:00 <quasimoto> i think for being an abusive cunt
23:00 <TheRon> lord rankin is in
23:00 <simba> was he calling everyone a malaka?
23:00 <simba> bet hes a realfag
23:00 <TheRon> if you don't know who lord rankin is look it up
23:00 <quasimoto> LOL
23:00 <TheRon> all over
23:00 <quasimoto> nah, we're not greek
23:00 <beehhh> I just want ya 2 knw who i'mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
23:00 <quasimoto> but um
23:00 <spence> !wooooooohooooooo!!
23:00 <quasimoto> he's just a faggot anyway
24:00 <spence> We win!!! Lol
24:00 <beehhh> straya is a good country but people lives in it are crazy n stubborn
24:00 <quasimoto> where did all the malakas on here go
24:00 <TheRon> WE HAVE JUST WON THE ASHES IN A 5-0 WHITEWASH!!!!!
24:00 <beehhh> majority of them dont cared
24:00 <simba> im a malaka
24:00 <TheRon> ENGLAND WERE A JOKE!!!
24:00 <quasimoto> simba, ela re?
24:00 <beehhh> yes you are simba
25:00 <simba> yes i am
25:00 <simba> ela
25:00 <TheRon> let the celebrations begin
25:00 <simba> opa
25:00 <beehhh> yasoure malaka
25:00 <beehhh> G'day idiot
25:00 <quasimoto> did yiayia make pites and tarama and dolmades
25:00 <quasimoto> um
25:00 <spence> I'm crying
25:00 <quasimoto> golo?
25:00 <TheRon> mitchell johnson man of the series
26:00 <simba> yes my yiayia made tzaziki for me 2 bathe in
26:00 <TheRon> i hope we get nz or sri lanka next year, will be more competitive
26:00 <quasimoto> cool, i've got a yaya
26:00 <quasimoto> not a yiayia
26:00 <quasimoto> i'm armenian
26:00 <spence> Lol theron
27:00 <quasimoto> hey simba do you like MF Doom?
27:00 <TheRon> too harsh spence?
27:00 <simba> Yes.
27:00 <quasimoto> dope!
27:00 <spence> Nah awesome
27:00 <simba> DOOM was always known to keep the best girls backs bent
27:00 <quasimoto> lol
28:00 <quasimoto> i was gonna go with either mfdoom or quas for my nickname
28:00 <quasimoto> mirc on mac sucks
28:00 <simba> i saw him last year!!!
28:00 <quasimoto> where?
28:00 <TheRon> WOOO HOO HOOOOO!!!!!!
28:00 <simba> in adelaide
28:00 <simba> where i live and do most of my typing
29:00 <quasimoto> heh
29:00 <quasimoto> i didn't know there were wogs in adelaide
29:00 <Pyro-> is emotion coming out of your member?
29:00 <simba> we r a little melbourne in every sense, there r tunez of wogs
30:00 <TheRon> THE ASHES ARE OURS!!!!!
30:00 <quasimoto> cool
30:00 <quasimoto> fuck the ashes man
30:00 <Pyro-> they were ours two games ago
30:00 <quasimoto> let's roll 1
30:00 <TheRon> but but but......it's the ashes!
30:00 <spence> Lol Fuck u quasimoto 
30:00 <TheRon> but now they really are ours
30:00 <quasimoto> heh
30:00 <spence> Fucking tiprat
31:00 <quasimoto> rofl
31:00 <Excessive> I was never into sports ......... my thing was music, electronics and power audio
31:00 <TheRon> so gay stuff?
31:00 <TheRon> :)
31:00 <Excessive> hur hur
31:00 <spence> That's because u were touched excessive
31:00 <spence> soft cock 
31:00 <quasimoto> do those colour codes and shit still work on here
32:00 <simba> did you study sound or anything
32:00 <quasimoto> ∫
32:00 <quasimoto> hrm
32:00 <simba> 7ye11s
32:00 <quasimoto> haha
32:00 <TheRon> probably because he never got touched but wanted to be
32:00 <quasimoto> fuck i have no idea on mac
32:00 <spence> U little fucking BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <quasimoto> i can't believe i'm on irc through an app
32:00 <Excessive> did associate diploma in electrical eng for 2 yrs, haven't finished ......... TAFE at nite after work sucked
32:00 <TheRon> YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
33:00 <simba> wb forker
33:00 <quasimoto> aw fawk it's fawks
33:00 <spence> WOOOOOOhooooooooo I'm so fucking happy right now...
33:00 <quasimoto> does anyone play HON
33:00 <quasimoto> or um
33:00 <quasimoto> i dunno
33:00 <TheRon> geelong winng premierships is the tops, but the ashes come a close second
33:00 <fawks> ty
34:00 <Excessive> all u tools talk abt on here is who fcked whose arse last .......... fckn sad ........ tryinnah be cool by puttin shit on others
34:00 <quasimoto> TheRon are you crocodile dundee
34:00 <TheRon> no why?
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <quasimoto> cricket fan, geelong fan, comes close
34:00 <simba> i hope geelong finish 9th
35:00 <TheRon> richmond will finish 9th
35:00 <TheRon> again
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> geelong, 9th?
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> WHY
35:00 <quasimoto> BECAUSE
35:00 <simba> its time for the cats 2 fall mom
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> get fucked is not!
35:00 <doctor> sex is forbidden here
36:00 <simba> unplug ur cat 5 cable 
36:00 <Nikky`> Geelong 1st
36:00 <TheRon> c'mon philly
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> TY Nikky`!!
37:00 <Nikky`> Welcome
37:00 <TheRon> shit 2014 is an even year damn it
37:00 <Nikky`> well how did we go with the odd year?
38:00 <TheRon> within a kick of making the grand final
38:00 <Nikky`> Still
38:00 <simba> the umpires made it a hawthorn day that day
38:00 <Nikky`> 2014 could be our year
39:00 <quasimoto> who won 2013
39:00 <quasimoto> i don't even remember
39:00 <Nikky`> Hawks
39:00 <TheRon> pill 101 portland 99 nba
39:00 <TheRon> woo hoo, everything is coming up roses
39:00 <quasimoto> who did they play?
40:00 <simba> fucken.. sydney ??
40:00 <simba> no
40:00 <TheRon> quasi prefers poofball
40:00 <simba> freo
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <simba> fuck
40:00 <simba> fucken dockers m8
40:00 <quasimoto> lol oh yeah
40:00 <quasimoto> i was going for them
40:00 <quasimoto> i always go for the losers
40:00 <quasimoto> it's fun
40:00 <quasimoto> and pissing cunts off
40:00 <simba> poofball = rugby right?
41:00 <TheRon> no soccer
41:00 <simba> you cant say you support everton then call it poofball
41:00 <quasimoto> poof? it's the world sport
41:00 <quasimoto> like i said crocodile dundee, go back to the bar
41:00 <simba> ESPN rnt showing us tonight in teh cup
41:00 <TheRon> there should've been a 6th test
42:00 <simba> nooooooooooo
42:00 <quasimoto> i like playing cricket
42:00 <fawks> NRL ftw!
43:00 <TheRon> what's with the violence at the melbourne derby??
43:00 <quasimoto> they're just trying to bring hype
43:00 <quasimoto> and trying to pretend a-league is a real football leagur
43:00 <beehhh> goog bye
43:00 <quasimoto> league
43:00 <beehhh> berry goog
43:00 <simba> violence is how people communicate
43:00 <thestig> is that why you rage all the time simba?
44:00 <TheRon> i'm playing the national anthem
44:00 <TheRon> khe sanh
44:00 <thestig> pants too tight?
44:00 <simba> u cant fool me adrian
44:00 <quasimoto> that's horrible TheRon
44:00 <quasimoto> i can't think of anything worse
44:00 <Excessive> aye?
44:00 <quasimoto> actually busting for the toilet
44:00 <quasimoto> brb
45:00 <TheRon> beer cricket and barnesy, how aussie is that?
46:00 <Excessive> barnsey jus fckn screams ........
47:00 <TheRon> it's a fucking skill
47:00 <quasimoto> lol
47:00 <Excessive> yeah, it fckn woke me up one mornin with the alarm clock goin off n him screamin ......... I fckn smashed the alarm clock against the wall
47:00 <quasimoto> i just realised why i haven't been on irc for 5yrs
48:00 <quasimoto> time flys
48:00 <quasimoto> like a mafkr
48:00 <Nikky`> run while you can
48:00 <quasimoto> heh
49:00 <simba> 4:1)
49:00 <simba> dpo you remember your old nick
50:00 <quasimoto> umm
50:00 <simba> ITS 420
50:00 <quasimoto> someshit like trix?
50:00 <TheRon> exciting
50:00 <quasimoto> it's 4:50 re
50:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xf7dQjf8G4
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: World Party - Ship of Fools.wmv (Nov 9, 2012) 4:31 - Category: Music - 3,495 views - 24 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
51:00 <simba> super barista world 2
51:00 <simba> join mario as u crush ur fav beanz 
51:00 <quasimoto> i need to go back to Amsterdam
51:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax :o)
51:00 <quasimoto> it was 4:20 all the time
52:00 <simba> or just go 2 adelaide
52:00 <simba> the green city
52:00 <TheRon> don't ask me, what you know is true, don't have to tell you..........
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey nikky
52:00 <quasimoto> for real?
53:00 <quasimoto> what are you doing tonight simba
53:00 <simba> hopefully blazin up and watchin liverpools
53:00 <quasimoto> oh fuck, that trout is still around
53:00 <TheRon> simba is going jacking it in san diego
53:00 <quasimoto> haha nice one
53:00 <simba> u ??
53:00 <couleurs> watchen snoop dogg on price is rite that guy ownes!!!!!!!!!!
54:00 <quasimoto> most likely hit the drive ins and blaze em
54:00 <simba> the shoot em up movies
54:00 <quasimoto> lol
54:00 <TheRon> trainspotting is a shoot em up movie
54:00 <simba> i love that doom record you know the metal samples one
54:00 <simba> with all the love ballads and shit
54:00 <simba> its way out of left field
55:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJHLqbsfjds
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Deele - Shoot 'em Up Movies Official Video (Feb 19, 2010) 5:11 - Category: Music - 280,446 views - 1,756 likes (98.7%), 23 dislikes (1.3%)
55:00 <TheRon> i make hamburgers, i get all the girls
55:00 <quasimoto> jesus
55:00 <quasimoto> ne re we just go watch movies and get ripped
55:00 <quasimoto> fuck
55:00 <quasimoto> lol
55:00 <simba> <TheRon> trainspotting is a shoot em up movie - i get it
55:00 <quasimoto> im listening to a couple doom albums right now
55:00 <TheRon> glad someone got it
56:00 <simba> havent listened 2 madvillainy in a few months
56:00 <Calin> haha TheRon, well done
56:00 <simba> went out of rotations
56:00 <quasimoto> yeah i'm always changing albums on my playlist
57:00 <quasimoto> this wind needs to go
57:00 <quasimoto> i hope rain don't start
57:00 <TheRon> is that sunshine of the spotless mind with jim carrey a shoot em up movie?
57:00 <TheRon> was i close?
57:00 <simba> eternal sunshine u should watch that
58:00 <TheRon> why?
58:00 <simba> decent film thats why
58:00 <simba> i saw his "number 23' movie not as good
58:00 <TheRon> does it have norgs?
58:00 <quasimoto> this is hardcore slowjamz
59:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to stand by me - ben e king
59:00 <quasimoto> why
59:00 <TheRon> i like it
59:00 <British^Meat> saints won
59:00 <quasimoto> put on some Prince or someshit
59:00 <quasimoto> get down
59:00 <TheRon> the new orleans saints?
59:00 <British^Meat> C O Y R
00:00 <simba> i saw dat
00:00 <simba> burnley score 3 n lose 
00:00 <simba> burley fans irl  - ;_;
00:00 <TheRon> who's gonna win the superbowl??
00:00 <simba> soton lfc fa cup final
00:00 <simba> lets go
00:00 <quasimoto> has Google Chrome turned into some sort of appstore?
00:00 <TheRon> yes!
00:00 <couleurs> hi Scarlett^Witchonson
01:00 <quasimoto> lol
01:00 <British^Meat> hah simba
01:00 <British^Meat> that'd be good...
01:00 <British^Meat> but who knows
01:00 <simba> if that was the final we'd have to go down hindley street and watch it
01:00 <TheRon> couleurs scarlett has great norgs
01:00 <British^Meat> id be tempted too
01:00 <British^Meat> my bro would defo be there
01:00 <simba> u can download shit on chrome and it syncs with ur phone and puts it on there because big brother is watching you and knows all your shit
01:00 <quasimoto> yes i assumed so
02:00 <TheRon> scarlett johanson wasa child actor what was she in?
02:00 <British^Meat> hah chrome
02:00 <British^Meat> u crazy guys
02:00 <quasimoto> should i not install it?
02:00 <simba> oh def get chrome
02:00 <simba> it rox
02:00 <partay> British^Meat you use IE ?
02:00 <British^Meat> never used it
02:00 <quasimoto> TELL ME THE TRUTH CUNT
02:00 <simba> TheRon she was in her moms womb as a child
03:00 <British^Meat> firefox
03:00 <partay> IE is the pox \
03:00 <partay> so is firefox
03:00 <quasimoto> hrm
03:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1427314684171715&set=vb.1392224871014030&type=2&theater
03:00 <partay> anyway\
03:00 <partay> swim time 
03:00 <quasimoto> i just wannabe able to play browser rpg games
03:00 <British^Meat> dont they all do the same thing?
03:00 <quasimoto> well i tried playing this game and it told me i needed google chrome
03:00 <TheRon> if there were hot chicks at the gym i'd go
04:00 <quasimoto> hot chicks dont need gym
04:00 <TheRon> see my problem
04:00 <quasimoto> lol
04:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/2cb758b33da34d87ba08fe261f863bd1/tumblr_myvaq5P5Ch1rixj8zo1_500.jpg lmao
04:00 <quasimoto> how did a browser get so confusing
04:00 <simba> look at his smile
04:00 <simba> hes got rape in his eyes ol sully
04:00 <quasimoto> lol gross
06:00 <British^Meat> the last good disney movie
06:00 <TheRon> quasimodo, the running.....
07:00 <quasimoto> yes, the running
07:00 <quasimoto> very important
07:00 <TheRon> brittish^meat still like your english soaps??
08:00 <British^Meat> nope they all suck
08:00 <British^Meat> the only good one is neighbours everyone knows that
08:00 <TheRon> many of those actors have gone on to a successful page 3 girl career
08:00 <British^Meat> even then, i do not get time to watch prime time tv
08:00 <British^Meat> so no
08:00 <simba> TheRon! at the disco
08:00 <TheRon> look out ladies
09:00 <quasimoto> i'm pretty sure i saw holly valance on the cover of some z-grade "movie" for 4 bucks
09:00 <quasimoto> at k-mart
09:00 <spence> Fuck Bali
09:00 <spence> dirty cunts
09:00 <TheRon> the ladies love a fat bloke in a travolta get up
09:00 <simba> holly valance - kiss kiss
10:00 <TheRon> simba way to lower the standards
10:00 <ghettowreath> opera 12.14
10:00 <simba> ok
10:00 <quasimoto> haha
11:00 <quasimoto> is it raining too
11:00 <quasimoto> oh fuck it is
12:00 <quasimoto> so much for the drive ins
13:00 <simba> good luck 
13:00 <spence> Which drive ons? Coburg?
13:00 <Nikky`> I shall take the blame, its ok
13:00 <Nikky`> Dromana
13:00 <quasimoto> nah, Dandenong
13:00 <quasimoto> but i've been to all 3 lol
13:00 <TheRon> just a thought spence, england was bowled out in a session and a half, they must be so proud
13:00 <Nikky`> Dandy has one?
13:00 <quasimoto> yeah, south gippsland hwy
13:00 <Nikky`> Well clearly if you just said it
13:00 <Nikky`> :/
14:00 <quasimoto> probably the best one
14:00 <AngrymanXL> There is a drivethru in dandenong across the street from a brothell.
14:00 <quasimoto> drivethru or drive-in
14:00 <quasimoto> lol
14:00 <spence> U going to sth gippy one?
14:00 <quasimoto> i was but it's raining
14:00 <AngrymanXL> You can go watch a movie then get your fuckon after the movie.
14:00 <spence> U live dandy man?
14:00 <quasimoto> cool
14:00 <quasimoto> nah wheelers hill
15:00 <quasimoto> yourself?
15:00 <spence> Where's that close to dandy obviously
15:00 <spence> I'm in dandy 
15:00 <quasimoto> wheelers is pretty much mulgrave/glen waverley
15:00 <AngrymanXL> is it near notting hill?
15:00 <spence> No idea man I'm from the west buddy
16:00 <quasimoto> oh right
16:00 <British^Meat> @ the drive in
16:00 <quasimoto> how long you been in dandy
16:00 <Shadowgate> British Meat atari 2600 has no drive
16:00 <British^Meat> shut up
16:00 <Shadowgate> lol
16:00 <spence> I want my Atari back
16:00 <quasimoto> i bought Atari flashback
16:00 <quasimoto> it's ok for a quick fix
17:00 <TheRon> give me my money back you bitch
17:00 <Nikky`> Mum still has our old atari n games
17:00 <TheRon> ben folds
17:00 <Nikky`> Its mine when she goes haha
17:00 <spence> Yeah I had that the joystick yeah
17:00 <quasimoto> yes
17:00 <spence> I want river raid
17:00 <spence> and asreroids
17:00 <TheRon> i liked pitfall
17:00 <spence> Asteroids
18:00 <spence> Yeah pitfalls was on my flashback
18:00 <quasimoto> missile command is my fave
18:00 <Nikky`> I loved Asteroids
18:00 <spence> yeah.....
19:00 <spence> Frogger!!!!!
19:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYwyaCd8MyI
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eamon - F**k It (Sep 27, 2010) 3:59 - Category: Music - 4,712,129 views - 21,855 likes (96.5%), 786 dislikes (3.5%)
19:00 <AngrymanXL> Shadow of the Beast
20:00 <spence> Yeah lol
20:00 <British^Meat> commodore amiga
20:00 <spence> I had Amiga 500
20:00 <quasimoto> does anyone remember Crystal Castles?
20:00 <British^Meat> we had a 600+
20:00 <spence> Another world
20:00 <British^Meat> which was pretty much the same thing
20:00 <British^Meat> Another world on steam
20:00 <spence> lol
20:00 <British^Meat> tempted to buy it, but honestly, a lot of older games seems rubish now :/
20:00 <British^Meat> find it so hard to play em, no fun
21:00 <quasimoto> i've still got my original nes
21:00 <quasimoto> and games
21:00 <spence> I miss my snes 
21:00 <British^Meat> i only have NES games, no NES
21:00 <quasimoto> me too
21:00 <quasimoto> give me your games
21:00 <quasimoto> now
21:00 <spence> Lol
21:00 <couleurs> well i still use internet explorer 4.0 the best browser 
21:00 <spence> super castlevania IV
22:00 <quasimoto> i went mac like a fag
22:00 <quasimoto> but i'm a graphic designer
22:00 <spence> MM3
22:00 <spence> MK3
22:00 <berger> https://31.media.tumblr.com/92a03b2818035b324a3cb5bbc6e0e839/tumblr_inline_myl2orSg0e1qgdfem.gif
22:00 <spence> SF2
22:00 <TheRon> yekken
22:00 <TheRon> tekken
22:00 <British^Meat> gasp
22:00 <couleurs> typety type typeer
22:00 <British^Meat> super castlevania was amazballs
23:00 <spence> TEKKEN ON ps yeah
23:00 <spence> mad came supercastlevania
23:00 <British^Meat> i vaulted your gif berger
23:00 <simba> castlevania is one game series i have barely played but want to
23:00 <simba> and i want to play those original final fantasies on SNES 
23:00 <British^Meat> i think they got rubbish after super cast
24:00 <simba> SNES best console of all time
24:00 <British^Meat> not sure :/
24:00 <British^Meat> but at the time, supe cast was just amazing
24:00 <spence> Bobbys world Atari 
24:00 <spence> Lolz
24:00 <couleurs> i wanna vault u berger 
24:00 <simba> boy and his blob
24:00 <quasimoto> boy and his blob HAHA
24:00 <couleurs> paul_vault
24:00 <quasimoto> remember the robocop games on nes?
24:00 <couleurs> aahahah!!!!!!!!!!!
24:00 <quasimoto> terminator 2
25:00 <British^Meat> Zombies Ate My Neighbours
25:00 <spence> paperboy sega 
25:00 <simba> i had terminator on sega mega drive 
25:00 <simba> it used to scare me
25:00 <spence> Yeah robocop
25:00 <British^Meat> My fave ever snes game was Unirally/Uniracer
25:00 <quasimoto> wwf wrestlemania challange
25:00 <spence> lol simba
25:00 <quasimoto> british meat.
25:00 <quasimoto> you are spot on.
25:00 <simba> and it was fucking hard all those games were so hard
25:00 <British^Meat> quasi moto
25:00 <quasimoto> TOP fucking game
25:00 <spence> California games sega...the grouse
25:00 <British^Meat> im glad u liked it, not many ppl even know of it
26:00 <quasimoto> me and my cousin played it a lot, sick game
26:00 <British^Meat> same, and we'll probably never see it again....
26:00 <TheRon> was my cousin vinny a game??
26:00 <quasimoto> i think the biggest mistake me and my brother ever made was trading in our snes for a ps1
26:00 <quasimoto> rofl no ron
26:00 <quasimoto> that's a movie
26:00 <British^Meat> since microsoft bought out Rare (or whatevs)
26:00 <British^Meat> faggots
26:00 <simba> psx is good but yea that is a big trade
26:00 <simba> i sold my n64 and rebought one a year later, that was stupid
27:00 <spence> lol
27:00 <quasimoto> it was good when we first got it, but thinking back i wouldn't of done it now
27:00 <quasimoto> LOL
27:00 <spence> Mario Kart snes
27:00 <spence> bomb
27:00 <FrostyBalls> millies math house
27:00 <quasimoto> time to eat, brb
27:00 <couleurs> http://25.media.tumblr.com/30a40f11f292670a2d0c05077e7e7279/tumblr_mj24sas3Zo1s10skeo1_500.gif
27:00 <simba> RIP the golden era of games
27:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlcIKh6sBtc
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lorde - Royals (US Version) (Jun 18, 2013) 3:21 - Category: Music - 139,433,748 views - 797,809 likes (91.4%), 74,742 dislikes (8.6%)
27:00 <spence> Yep rip
27:00 <couleurs> hrm never heard that song before is that a new 1
28:00 <berger> voting 4 that in jjj top 100
28:00 <berger> http://www.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/gossip_girl_3_5/dan.gif
28:00 <Calin> i am considering putting money on Royals for number 1
28:00 <spence> lol couleurs
28:00 <Calin> it will either be that or get lucky by daft punk
28:00 <British^Meat> yer that era was ace
28:00 <Calin> but i think Lorde has it 
28:00 <British^Meat> now all these faggots are pre ordering XBONES and PS4's
28:00 <British^Meat> No games on em
28:00 <simba> there should be a rule no linking to tunes that any dickhead with a radio can hear
28:00 <spence> ace as
29:00 <couleurs> lmao i had that hp it was fucken oarseom
29:00 <Shadowgate> i used to break hp computers i thought they were evil
29:00 <couleurs> i'm voteing 4 this 1 4 my #1 fuk u reflectioer
29:00 <spence> Alex kidd in miracle world
29:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8XmoroZ3zo
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Preatures - Is This How You Feel? (Official) (May 23, 2013) 3:38 - Category: Music - 492,570 views - 3,747 likes (98.9%), 40 dislikes (1.1%)
30:00 <spence> double dragon 
30:00 <couleurs> isabella.jpg
30:00 <couleurs> waht a beab
30:00 <berger> couleurs do u like the hunger games
30:00 <British^Meat> heh JJJ, is that still a thing?
30:00 <simba> double dragon on snes
30:00 <TheRon> i liked starving games
30:00 <British^Meat> super metroid
30:00 <simba> i could never get past the level on top of the trucks
30:00 <simba> u feelin me spence
30:00 <couleurs> waht a beab!!!!!!!
31:00 <simba> id play it on snes and on game boy
31:00 <simba> im actually going to find out how far away that was from the end of the game
31:00 <simba> 15 years on
31:00 <couleurs> no i haven't watched the hunger games yet
31:00 <couleurs> i haven't watched anything cos everything sucks
32:00 <spence> Lol simba I remember
32:00 <simba> man that was only half way thru
32:00 <spence> lol
32:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=795784500434400&set=vb.616687085010810&type=2&theater
32:00 <Shadowgate> aww faux
32:00 <faux> loooooooooooooooooooooooooool
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <simba> my sister had a huge ball like that and i would just hurl it around her room
33:00 <simba> and watch the fireworks
33:00 <FrostyBalls> theme hospital!
33:00 <simba> it broke on her lamp
34:00 <couleurs> i love lamp
34:00 <couleurs> --- movie
35:00 <spence> Now the suns out wtf....
35:00 <FrostyBalls> do you really love the lamp? or are you just saying that because you saw it?
35:00 <spence> who was talkin bout drive inns before?
35:00 <TheRon> couleurs have you nicknamed anyone brick yet?
36:00 <couleurs> Crowded_House_-_Four_Seasons_in_One_Day.mp3
36:00 <couleurs> nope
36:00 <spence> Lol such a freaky looking kid brick is
36:00 <TheRon> brick on anchorman
36:00 <fawks> Lol
36:00 <TheRon> steve carrell
36:00 <spence> haven't seen it yet
37:00 <fawks> lalalalalalaallaallalalalalal
37:00 <FrostyBalls> ugh i was sitting infront of a bunch of fuckwit 13 yr olds at the cinema when i watched anchorman 2
37:00 <FrostyBalls> they were trying to be cool thru the whole movie
37:00 <simba> if you havent seen anchorman yet and havent heard all the quotes that ruined it, it would be a funny movie
37:00 <TheRon> damn
37:00 <British^Meat> oh simba.......
37:00 <British^Meat> let me tell you tale
37:00 <FrostyBalls> LET ME TELL YOU TALE
37:00 <couleurs> what were they saying? i wanna be cool
37:00 <FrostyBalls> (british/asian meat)
37:00 <simba> britain and asia arent the same
38:00 <British^Meat> I was never the biggest wil ferral fan, and one day my mate comes over and goes YOU HAVE TO WATCH ANCHORMAN. So i finally relented, and honest to god, 5 seconds before every punch line he'd quote it out
38:00 <TheRon> i drove all night - roy orbison
38:00 <British^Meat> It was soooooooooo annoying and made me hate that movie so so much
38:00 <FrostyBalls> they just didnt get it, were talking about tweeting and such
38:00 <Calin> British^Meat dear lord that sounds annoying
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <British^Meat> like EVERY gag he did b4 it was on screen
38:00 <Calin> that would kill any humour in that film
38:00 <simba> thats what panda does when ur watching a movie
38:00 <FrostyBalls> i wanted to viciously beat them
38:00 <British^Meat> "ITS SOOOO FUNNY YOU JUST HAVE TO WATCH IT"
38:00 <British^Meat> That puts me off of a movie for starters
39:00 <fawks> I hate people that do that in any movie
39:00 <simba> or when people pause before a bit and tell you whats about to happen"
39:00 <British^Meat> oh god, i can imagine pandas doing something that nnoying
39:00 <Calin> i have a friend who makes me violently angry by saying he won't give spoilers THEN PROCEEDS TO GIVE SPOILERS
39:00 <fawks> ugh
39:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines ft. T.I., Pharrell (Mar 20, 2013) 4:32 - Category: Music - 247,628,261 views - 1,013,507 likes (89.3%), 121,178 dislikes (10.7%)
39:00 <fawks> no TheRon 
39:00 <fawks> no
39:00 <simba> stop it TheRon
39:00 <simba> really
39:00 <Calin> he seriously told me all about the usual suspects saying I had to watch it and then went on to tell me the entire plot and who kayzer soze was
39:00 <simba> who do you think wil lclick that
39:00 <TheRon> titties
39:00 <simba> we turn off our radios to avoid music industry nonsense like that ok
39:00 <British^Meat> lol Calin
39:00 <FrostyBalls> just watch movies alone
40:00 <TheRon> it's genius
40:00 <Loof> Fgt calin
40:00 <fawks> I also hate when people PREDICT what's gonna happen 
40:00 <fawks> shyt
40:00 <fawks> the 
40:00 <fawks> fuck
40:00 <fawks> up
40:00 <Calin> watched breaking bad as soon as it came out and said "RIP <Characters name>"straight after watching it. I had to explain to him that this is a spoiler as it makes it obvious that he dies
40:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. FIRE UP!
40:00 <simba> my old man is bad like that
41:00 <Calin> just sit down, watch the freaking movie / show and let it tell its story 
41:00 <Calin> some people feel like a tour guide when showing you a film
41:00 <simba> i hate when people predict whats about to happen in sport
41:00 <Pyro-> i hate people....
41:00 <TheRon> i watched hostel 2 and hung shit all the way through
41:00 <simba> cos if its negative and theyre right you just want to kill them
41:00 <British^Meat> sport turns ppl mental
42:00 <fawks>  Hostel 2 was the worst sequel ever
42:00 <TheRon> i know
42:00 <TheRon> i loved hostel
42:00 <British^Meat> I think thats what Boxing did to PandasDontDrive
42:00 <Orderly> fuck i am sick :~( my whole body is aching, fucking bacterial infections suck
42:00 <British^Meat> also, wicked call on the jelly bean nose fawks
42:00 <British^Meat> i love that, can i steal it?
42:00 <Loof> Atardi
42:00 <TheRon> is pandas like milo kerrigan??
42:00 <British^Meat> lol TheRon, classic
42:00 <Atari> i feel like i am 100 years old
43:00 <fawks> of course
43:00 <Atari> whole body drained
43:00 <fawks> it's an actual jelly bean
43:00 <fawks> lmao
43:00 <Atari> working in hospitals suck
43:00 <Loof> Thats so cruel
43:00 <simba> lol jelly bean nose
43:00 <Atari> fucking bacterial infections all the time
43:00 <fawks> yeah and you're so pleasant to people loof
43:00 <Loof> Good point
43:00 <Atari> catch my disease  Loof
43:00 <TheRon> whats another modern song i like
43:00 <simba> some shit 1
44:00 <Atari> doctor doctor
44:00 <faux> modern song
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <British^Meat> Machu Pichu by The Strokes
44:00 <Atari> i just had 6 panadols
44:00 <Atari> fukn crazy
44:00 <Loof> I'm doing poop
44:00 <Atari> might have some penicillin too
44:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOypSnKFHrE
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Strokes - Last Nite (Oct 3, 2009) 3:18 - Category: Music - 10,327,925 views - 44,129 likes (98.7%), 595 dislikes (1.3%)
45:00 <Loof> By loof
45:00 <faux> rofl
45:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=795577750455075&set=vb.616687085010810&type=2&theater
45:00 <Atari> how the fuck does it drop so low in melb ffs, this weather was not around 40 years ago, fuck the govt and the bureau love to lie
46:00 <spence> Lol
46:00 <Atari> climate is fucked for sure, believe me
46:00 <Atari> jesus is coming
46:00 <British^Meat> oh god
46:00 <Atari> with his gay friends
46:00 <Atari> the gay messiah
46:00 <British^Meat> dont start the chem trail shit PLEASE
46:00 <couleurs> storks!!!!!
47:00 <Atari> British^Meat, we left a chem trail billions of miles long
47:00 <Hercules> rofl
47:00 <Atari> so we can share it all equally
48:00 <TheRon> highland earl from aldi, this could be bad scotch
48:00 <faux> me when pandans or pieter start typing https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=795506847128832&set=vb.616687085010810&type=2&theater
48:00 <faux> pandas*
48:00 <Atari> that is a generis name
48:00 <Atari> TheRon
48:00 <Atari> 25$ scotch ?
49:00 <TheRon> it's in a can
49:00 <TheRon> ppl just leave stuff
49:00 <Atari> with coke
49:00 <TheRon> you expecting dry?
49:00 <Atari> rofl
49:00 <Atari> no
49:00 <Atari> some mix it with soda
49:00 <Atari> i know the irish do
50:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BXkm6h6uq0k
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Strokes - Hard To Explain (Oct 3, 2009) 3:51 - Category: Music - 5,255,571 views - 21,224 likes (99%), 224 dislikes (1%)
50:00 <TheRon> i don't see scotch and soda too much in oz
51:00 <Atari> http://www.aldiliquor.com.au/highland-earl-scotch-whisky
51:00 <Atari> thought so
51:00 <Atari> cheap shit
51:00 <TheRon> actually it's alright
51:00 <AngrymanXL> I was at the beach today. Picked up two babes. I got pics.
51:00 <Atari> it is from scotland
51:00 <TheRon> prefer more scotch taste but still
51:00 <AngrymanXL> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Kq4-LR-C_6w/UHMsoZADnVI/AAAAAAAADG0/nxj5DCjhWfQ/s1600/funny-fat-guy-beach.jpg
51:00 <Atari> i will give you that
51:00 <Atari> the label aint fake
51:00 <TheRon> genuine
52:00 <TheRon> sometimes you just drink what's there
52:00 <simba> funny-fat-guy-beach.jpg
52:00 <Atari> might buy a case, stick it in the cellar
52:00 <Atari> i invest
52:00 <simba> keep ur money spend it on something good
52:00 <Atari> it has the appointment label
53:00 <TheRon> highland earl cans
53:00 <Atari> so it is fine scotch
53:00 <simba> investing in poison to poison a neice or nephew down the line isnt a good "investment"
53:00 <Atari> buying the bottles dude
53:00 <Atari> simba, 12 years down the track they go for 10 times the value sometimes
53:00 <TheRon> scotch has to beaged
53:00 <simba> whos gonna buy that
53:00 <Atari> we got bottles dating back to the 50's
54:00 <Atari> some rich derelict
54:00 <simba> maybe
54:00 <Atari> i sold a lot to idiots here in essendon
54:00 <Atari> ranging from 50 to 1000$
54:00 <TheRon> it is essendon
55:00 <Tuftoy> TheRon 5-0
55:00 <Atari> essendon aint that rich mate
55:00 <TheRon> it's like shooting fish in a barrell
55:00 <Atari> you got bad areas to
55:00 <TheRon> 5-0
55:00 <Atari> you got flats in essendon which are renting for like 200 a week
55:00 <Atari> cheap shit
55:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SBjQ9tuuTJQ
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Foo Fighters - The Pretender (Oct 2, 2009) 4:31 - Category: Music - 80,673,227 views - 296,835 likes (98.7%), 3,856 dislikes (1.3%)
55:00 <Atari> brighton east is the richest
56:00 <Atari> next to the beach
56:00 <IcyCold> asus never died
56:00 <TheRon> i'm from ballarat so i have no idea
56:00 <IcyCold> best laptops ever
56:00 <Atari> the richest come from brighton mate
56:00 <FrostyBalls> i has samsung laptop
56:00 <Atari> not toorak
56:00 <IcyCold> i'm going to study in uni of alberta
56:00 <FrostyBalls> its fkn good
56:00 <TheRon> hence sam newman
56:00 <IcyCold> st kilda
56:00 <Atari> slum
56:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUduoC7J6gA
56:00 <AngrymanXL> IcyCold: maybe you can make friends with Beehhh whilst you're in Alberta.
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dog Translator of The Future (Jan 2, 2014) 1:25 - Category: Pets and Animals - 1,226,540 views - 5,834 likes (84.4%), 1,078 dislikes (15.6%)
56:00 <IcyCold> clum
56:00 <couleurs> it's boxxxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <IcyCold> or a moose
57:00 <TheRon> taking big swigs of the scotch, it ain't bad i'm telling you
57:00 <IcyCold> either way I have get out of straya so someone has to do it early
57:00 <Atari> all old big shitty houses that need heaps of maintenace in st kilda
57:00 <Loof> Die beehhh asus are cheap shit u povo cunt
57:00 <Atari> brighton is all new house
58:00 <Atari> brighton is the malibu 
58:00 <couleurs> did u c that berger 
58:00 <TheRon> where are the saints training now?
58:00 <couleurs> u do no of a website called readit rite???
58:00 <TheRon> i try not to
58:00 <Atari> fuckin g might pop some amoxycillin, fucking winter in summer shit
59:00 <TheRon> couleurs, i'm bored and drunk, can i talk about your breasst for a while?
59:00 <IcyCold> thomas
59:00 <IcyCold> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9nFY0k25CQ
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ASUS new N series Notebook -- Hear The Incredible, Feel The Power (May 3, 2012) 1:44 - Category: Science and Technology - 652,989 views - 2,111 likes (95.7%), 95 dislikes (4.3%)
59:00 <Atari> could be because i am going cold turkey :/ aint touched a drop since xmas
00:00 <couleurs> huhhh
00:00 <Atari> nice m/b mate
00:00 <Scarlett^Witch> you dont need antibiotics for a cold
00:00 <simba> what a crap video
00:00 <Atari> Scarlett^Witch, do tell
00:00 <Atari> why
00:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CSvFpBOe8eY
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: System Of A Down - Chop Suey! (Oct 2, 2009) 3:27 - Category: Music - 172,698,814 views - 592,138 likes (97.4%), 15,990 dislikes (2.6%)
00:00 <berger> i  got a cold
00:00 <IcyCold> dont smoke either
00:00 <IcyCold> i prefer cold so i could drink ports
00:00 <Scarlett^Witch> just lots of rest and keep your fluids up
00:00 <Atari> i only smoke 10 cigs a day for the past 20 years
01:00 <Atari> i started smoking at 27
01:00 <Loof> Beehhh is so poor that a packet of mi goreng is like a banquet to him
01:00 <Atari> i smoke winnie blues
01:00 <IcyCold> thought my eeepc died but she came back to life soon after 2.5 years and going strong
01:00 <Atari> all in moderation Scarlett^Witch
01:00 <TheRon> i don't smoke
01:00 <IcyCold> i use wireless keyboard n wireless mouse by microsoft
02:00 <quasimoto> let's smoke a fatty yo
02:00 <Atari> fuck that IcyCold
02:00 <Atari> batteries die out easy
02:00 <Loof> Hell yes
02:00 <Nikky`> Why punish us like that quasimoto? :P
02:00 <TheRon> is that code?
02:00 <Atari> too fukn lazy to recharge
02:00 <TheRon> i want no part
02:00 <quasimoto> hehe
02:00 <emuls> i like to dress up as a centaur and get friendly with cucumbers
02:00 <quasimoto> trying to "lift" your spirits
02:00 <spence> Emuls lol 
02:00 <quasimoto> i have a quater in my car
02:00 <TheRon> kilkenny fro nikky
03:00 <Nikky`> TheRon has had plenty of spirits 
03:00 <quasimoto> the old quey
03:00 <quasimoto> queski
03:00 <TheRon> i;m high on spirits
03:00 <Atari> that is what i might need a case of VB
03:00 <Nikky`> None for Nikky`
03:00 <IcyCold> tony abo posted on fb about his glorifying team's victory
03:00 <Loof> I has nearly an ounce
03:00 <Atari> aint drunk beer in months
03:00 <Loof> :(
03:00 <Excessive> [17:56] <Loof> Die beehhh asus are cheap shit u povo cunt ............ wat do u have Loof?
03:00 <IcyCold> *lager perhaps
03:00 <TheRon> classy chicks drink pints of lager
03:00 <Loof> Asus excessive
03:00 <spence> Hook us up a grub loof
04:00 <Excessive> and u're baggin it?
04:00 <British^Meat> Any yiffs wanna trade pics?
04:00 <Loof> Yep
04:00 <IcyCold> Nikky` likes melbourne bitter
04:00 <TheRon> dear god!
04:00 <IcyCold> i like toohys extra dry
04:00 <IcyCold> toohey
04:00 <Excessive> lemmeh guess Asus n Intel/Nvidia?
04:00 <Shadowgate> yiffs is a funny word British meat lol
04:00 <Atari> tooheys is gay shit
04:00 <Loof> Well 
04:00 <IcyCold> i knw m8
04:00 <Loof> My asus died
04:00 <IcyCold> used scull slab a day
04:00 <TheRon> i don't drink tooheys out of principle
05:00 <emuls> any Bronies?
05:00 <Loof> Hardly any use
05:00 <Atari> drink like a man, if you got balls, like a spartan, and then go fuck all the men to your hearts delight
05:00 <emuls> neigh if you wanna get high
05:00 <Loof> Piece of shit
05:00 <IcyCold> tooheys extra dry aint bad stuff
05:00 <Excessive> well I've had Asus n AMD everything since 2004 .......... never a prob
05:00 <Atari> fuck light shit
05:00 <IcyCold> summer drink
05:00 <emuls> Loof sniff my chaff
05:00 <TheRon> THE ASHES!!!!!
05:00 <TheRon> 5-0
05:00 <Atari> sniff my balls beeeh
05:00 <IcyCold> millers draft are also rich
06:00 <Atari> hahahah
06:00 <Loof> I know excessive im just messing with icycold
06:00 <Atari> millers is the fosters of america
06:00 <TheRon> where's matthew
06:00 <Atari> you dumb prick
06:00 <IcyCold> dont mess with zohan
06:00 <spence> Asus rock 
06:00 <Nikky`> I be chatting on a asus
06:00 <spence> Emachines better 
06:00 <Atari> corona is the standard
06:00 <IcyCold> Asus is the best brand for laptop get the good series but
06:00 <couleurs> acer make the best computer u guys r rong
06:00 <Atari> they got extra light corona too
06:00 <Loof> My eeepc died
06:00 <TheRon> would it be wrong to rub in our victory to a pom??
06:00 <IcyCold> they also make low performance but acer sucks all together
07:00 <IcyCold> acer sucks
07:00 <TheRon> 5-0
07:00 <Atari> acer used to use asus motherboards
07:00 <TheRon> \we won the ashes today
07:00 <spence> Acer sucks too
07:00 <IcyCold> three cops were in an explosive attack
07:00 <Atari> acer was perfect for the p4 range
08:00 <spence> Amstrad the best...
08:00 <Atari> cpc 464
08:00 <IcyCold> all women cops got brunt their face and boobs
08:00 <Atari> i had one spence
08:00 <TheRon> matthew is on #australia
08:00 <spence> lol
08:00 <spence> me too
08:00 <Loof> Commodore
08:00 <spence> Matthew sux
08:00 <spence> sore loser
08:00 <Atari> commodore released the c64 x in 2011
08:00 <Atari> i bought it
08:00 <TheRon> he is pom
08:00 <AngrymanXL> Raiders of thhe lost Fart.
08:00 <Atari> it has i7
09:00 <Excessive> errrr, would stebie's script ban me for control codes if I did a /moo?
09:00 <spence> Lol
09:00 <IcyCold> near mt isa in qld its 45 degree
09:00 <AngrymanXL> I have an old ACER monitor. Thhe thing is fantastic.
09:00 <AngrymanXL> best monitor ever.
09:00 <Atari> spence, the owner released to be remembered
09:00 <AngrymanXL> They don't make monitors like they used to.
09:00 <IcyCold> i can give you tips about buying good quality fridge
09:00 <Atari> he died shortly after
10:00 <Atari> i run ubuntu on the 2011 c64x
10:00 <Loof> Yeah you can have it Ill have a new 4k ultra wide screen
10:00 <couleurs> bet u use a mac berger r u a graphic designer
10:00 <spence> Lol
10:00 <Atari> yes couleurs
10:00 <Excessive> k, I'mnah do it anyways ........ it'll only be an hour or so ban .......... I could get busy in some other chan/do somethin else
10:00 <Atari> i love art
10:00 <Atari> painting
10:00 <Excessive> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate - Service Pack 1 (6.1.7601) up: 1wk 5days 23hrs 20mins 27secs cpu: AMD FX(tm)-8350 Eight-Core Processor (x64) at 4000MHz (10% Load) gfx: Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. AMD Radeon Graphics Processor (0x68F9) 1.00GB res: 1024x768 32bit 60Hz ram: 3744/32673.9MB (11.46%) [|---------] hdd: C:\ 147.27GB/244.04GB D:\ 1.2TB/1.58TB net: Realtek PCIe GBE Family Controller - 100MB/s 2.72GB In 8.05GB Out
11:00 <Excessive> woooooooooo
11:00 <Atari> always have since i was 10
11:00 <IcyCold> http://www.hitachi.com.au/products/consumer/home-appliances.html
11:00 <Loof> Nice
11:00 <quasimoto> i use an imac i am a graphic designer
11:00 <IcyCold> whirlpool gone down the drain in its quality
11:00 <quasimoto> mirc was better on windows
12:00 <quasimoto> this app shit is whack
12:00 <AngrymanXL> quasimoto: what os are you using?
12:00 <Atari> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0wCvtkcMsM
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Commodore 64x Unboxing, signed by the late Barry Altman (Jul 20, 2011) 5:59 - Category: Science and Technology - 138,362 views - 550 likes (77.5%), 160 dislikes (22.5%)
12:00 <Atari> that is the 2011 model
12:00 <quasimoto> mavericks
12:00 <IcyCold> i have windows on eeepc
12:00 <AngrymanXL> irc on mac is pretty good.
12:00 <IcyCold> eeepc are built to last forever
12:00 <AngrymanXL> coloqou or some shit.
12:00 <quasimoto> well i hadn't been on in years, then i heard about apps you can dl in the macstore
12:00 <quasimoto> bobs yer uncle
13:00 <AngrymanXL> http://colloquy.info/
13:00 <Atari> the commodore has wifi too spence
13:00 <Atari> i do wifi on it
14:00 <Loof> Coloquay sucks dick
14:00 <Loof> Lol
14:00 <quasimoto> i'm using erm
14:00 <quasimoto> Lingo? app from the macstore?
14:00 <couleurs> i use window 98 se and internet explorer 4.0 64 bet editioen
14:00 <Atari> i plug it into hdmi to a tablet
14:00 <AngrymanXL> use colloquy, brah.
14:00 <Shadowgate> If you type Poke 53281,0 into you rcommodore 64 it changes the screen color to black
14:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
14:00 <quasimoto> how come brah
14:00 <AngrymanXL> because you said the other one sucks.
14:00 <Atari> commodore is only 3 years old nitwits
14:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dd5_1388816023
14:00 <quasimoto> fair enough
14:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Double Front Flip on Motocross Bike Goes Wrong at Nitro Circus (Date: Jan-4-2014, 1 day ago) - Views: 98434 - Played: 86783
15:00 <Atari> barry altman died
15:00 <Atari> respect him
15:00 <Atari> shits over gates
15:00 <TheRon> the ashes 5-0!!!!!
15:00 <Shadowgate> really
15:00 <Shadowgate> whats the score
15:00 <TheRon> 5-0
15:00 <Shadowgate> engalnd were three down last time i checked
16:00 <Shadowgate> 3 for
16:00 <simba> watching liverpool win 5-0 is way better plus it only goes for 90 minutes not like 3 fucken weeks
16:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
16:00 <Loof> My wife has an imac, I hate the thing
16:00 <quasimoto> bought one back in 07 for uni
16:00 <quasimoto> graphic design and shit
16:00 <spence> Lol /me sings 5nil !!!!!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> what a crap day it is
17:00 <Loof> No 3ds max on mac
17:00 <spence> Oops ahahaha
17:00 <TheRon> 5 nil
17:00 <quasimoto> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytIfSuy_mOA
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Major Lazer - Get Free ft. Amber of the Dirty Projectors (Aug 23, 2012) 4:02 - Category: Music - 14,358,905 views - 90,462 likes (97.9%), 1,932 dislikes (2.1%)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> 3DS Max ... you use that as well?
17:00 <IcyCold> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRRhg8Tww-E
17:00 <Loof> Yep
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ASUS Eee Pc 1015PW (Jan 20, 2011) 1:48 - Category: Science and Technology - 17,663 views - 16 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
17:00 <IcyCold> this is mine
17:00 <British^Meat> hmmmm, didnt see any cricket singing in here in the last ashes
17:00 <British^Meat> funny that :P
17:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <AngrymanXL> does 3ds max work under wine?
18:00 <quasimoto> simba you like major lazer?
18:00 <Loof> Doubt it
18:00 <simba> TheRon is gonna be shtiting on about the world cup for so much this year, until its over then he'll go back to calling it poofball
18:00 <AngrymanXL> whats a good 1tb HDD >
18:00 <simba> idk em quasimoto
18:00 <quasimoto> lol
18:00 <quasimoto> fair enough
18:00 <simba> the seagate 1
18:00 <AngrymanXL> do seagate still suck?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> my house mate uses that progam ... looks average
19:00 <simba> theres a 2tb seagate one that rules and its 95 bucks at the right places
19:00 <simba> ie. MSY
19:00 <Excessive> AngrymanXL, I've never had troubles with the WD's
19:00 <Loof> It and maya are very widely used b1
19:00 <Bastardly_One> MSY are pretty dodgy if you ever go to their store
19:00 <AngrymanXL> I've never had trouble with seagate or WD, but I always see people whining about bothh.
19:00 <quasimoto> my mates go to msy
19:00 <quasimoto> i thought they were ok
19:00 <Loof> I do
20:00 <Loof> I find em good
20:00 <Bastardly_One> they still that little dodgy store in caulfield?
20:00 <quasimoto> i dunno, there's one on mulgrave
20:00 <Excessive> I have 4 machines and 6 WD's amongst them ......... no dramas
20:00 <quasimoto> in*
20:00 <TheRon> simba the aussies are fucked in the soccer world cup
20:00 <Loof> Must be just my store is good (clayton)
20:00 <TheRon> they score they'll achieve something
20:00 <AngrymanXL> I boughht a samsung 128gb 830PRO SSD from MSY for $99 a year os so ago.
20:00 <simba> australia are always fucked in soccer..
21:00 <quasimoto> ah, clayton yes
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the Socceroos have a tiny chance in their games this cup
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah clayton and caulfield I thought
21:00 <simba> how
21:00 <simba> they will lose 6-0 2 spain
21:00 <TheRon> the same to holland
21:00 <simba> and netherlands imagine van persie vs australian defenders
22:00 <quasimoto> it'll be a joke
22:00 <spence> Sup softy
22:00 <quasimoto> a 90min joke
22:00 <simba> VP is a fucken gaylord tho hope he breaks his leg before hand
22:00 <IcyCold> and immigration
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair points ... I'm not having a good day so I might be best ignored
22:00 <simba> and the other team has falcao
22:00 <simba> another MonSteR
22:00 <simba> no wait thats greeces group
22:00 <TheRon> 5-0 5-0 5-0
22:00 <quasimoto> i want Uruguay to win the world cup
23:00 <couleurs> well i think they will win it they got a bloodey ripper of a team 
23:00 <simba> suarez !!!!!
23:00 <Shadowgate> quasimoto is funny lol
23:00 <TheRon> i want liechtenstein to win the world cup
23:00 <quasimoto> rofl
23:00 <quasimoto> i don't think Armenia has even qualifed before
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I don't want Uruguay to win the world cup ... Suarez
23:00 <Loof> Cheer up b1 :(
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm a Liverpool supporter ffs
24:00 <quasimoto> lol
24:00 <TheRon> go everton
24:00 <quasimoto> is Forlan still in the world cup team
24:00 <quasimoto> ?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, meh ... one of those days so far
24:00 <simba> armenia isnt in it again right?
24:00 <quasimoto> simba, we never qualify lol
24:00 <simba> support our players Bastardly_One
24:00 <simba> or FOAD!!!!!!!!
25:00 <simba> yes forlan is a bench man
25:00 <couleurs> did brasil qualify i hope they win a match or 2
25:00 <quasimoto> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> tee hee
25:00 <quasimoto> this cunt
26:00 <quasimoto> i want some fucked up country like Somalia to win the world cup
26:00 <quasimoto> so all the white people are sad
26:00 <TheRon> 5-0
26:00 <simba> Snoop Lion
26:00 <Loof> Some really stinky country
26:00 <AngrymanXL> Brazil team is full of blacks, why would whites be upset if an african nation won?
26:00 <spence> Lol theron
26:00 <quasimoto> aren't they south american
26:00 <spence> ahsahhahahahah
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I hope Japan win it
27:00 <quasimoto> because white people hate blacks
27:00 <TheRon> australia wa=on the ashes 5-0
27:00 <Bastardly_One> shittiest league next to the A League
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and it'd be just funny if they won
27:00 <quasimoto> they look like dragon ball z
27:00 <simba> brazil team isnt really full of blacks.... they have a fucking white kid named oscar
27:00 <simba> and a white guy named fred
27:00 <spence> Lolz
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Oscar
27:00 <couleurs> brasil/mexico... espagnia/nederlends... columbio/japen... ugugay/italien....
27:00 <AngrymanXL> Oscar isn't a brazilan name.
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I hear that name Oscar and I go into fits of rage
28:00 <AngrymanXL> more like Oscardo
28:00 <TheRon> been banned from #asutralia yet?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> from this time last week
28:00 <simba> yeah its just a nickname but still
28:00 <quasimoto> oscar could be anything
28:00 <simba> hes white as fuck mate
28:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, who? *lol*
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Oscar?
28:00 <spence> Now he's talkin bout us theron
28:00 <TheRon> i'm working on it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he's white
28:00 <TheRon> matthew is a bitch
28:00 <spence> hardcore sissy
29:00 <quasimoto> excuse me
29:00 <couleurs> france/swiserlend.... argentiner/niger.... germeny/portugeul.... belgiuem/russiae
29:00 <couleurs> LAST16!!!!!
29:00 <simba> actualy oscar is totally his name
29:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is
29:00 <couleurs> oscar del la chelz
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and he plays for Chelsea
29:00 <simba> like literally his given name
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's a cunt
29:00 <quasimoto> i hate chelsea
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and one of the best actors in premier league
30:00 <simba> dante is the coolest name
30:00 <couleurs> i thought he was gonna be the new kaka but he's not cos kaka was better
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he showed that in the second half against us last week
30:00 <quasimoto> lol dante
30:00 <simba> none of those names are brazillian theyre like frmo movies
30:00 <TheRon> mitchell johnson is the coolest name
30:00 <TheRon> 5-0
30:00 <quasimoto> rofl
30:00 <simba> coutinho > oscar
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Oscare needs an oscar almost each week
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking drama queen faking cunt
30:00 <couleurs> yeah they're all nicknames from when they played fifa street brasil edition
31:00 <couleurs> kaka got a bad 1
31:00 <couleurs> cos that mean shit
31:00 <simba> kakainho
31:00 <couleurs> !!!!!!
31:00 <couleurs> but he owned them ahaehaeh
31:00 <spence> R u sucking up to Matthew now b1.....
31:00 <simba> honda went 2 milan
31:00 <TheRon> i was banned from #australia for no good reason
31:00 <simba> first japanese man to live in italy
31:00 <TheRon> 5-0
31:00 <couleurs> e. honda 10,000 foot slap
31:00 <simba> were u spamming gay cricket shit
31:00 <couleurs> he's good
32:00 <TheRon> no
32:00 <Atari> fuck, i was 15 when i bought the c64 in 1982
32:00 <simba> honda and balotelli r gonna bitch fight over free kicks
32:00 <Atari> fuck how time goes by
32:00 <BlackDevil> there is 3 more week of cricket for 1 game
32:00 <BlackDevil> wtf!@
32:00 <Pieter> Moaning:))
32:00 <spence> Lol b1 ahahaha
32:00 <simba> its 6pm but yes good morning piet 
32:00 <Loof> Die pietard
32:00 <quasimoto> how do i change my nickname
32:00 <couleurs> japan are good i hope they do well
32:00 <quasimoto> have the commands changed on this shit
32:00 <Atari> simba mateeee
32:00 <Loof>  /nick name
32:00 <TheRon> b1 you tolerate matthew??
32:00 <Atari> yesh mate
33:00 <simba> dont change it quas
33:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, does it seem like I do? :P
33:00 <simba> phew
33:00 <quasimotoBRB> lol brb
33:00 <couleurs> we should play international fifa championship contest oneline everyone a lil #melbourne WC 2014
33:00 <TheRon> he is a wanker
33:00 <simba> agreed
33:00 <TheRon> not because he's gay
34:00 <simba> is matthew your first internet enemy?
34:00 <TheRon> yes!
34:00 <simba> Cute.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I could not give a damn he's gay
34:00 <TheRon> nor i
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that little post in that channel is asking for it
34:00 <spence> He's a sore loser lol matthew
34:00 <couleurs> federer 1 - 1 hewitt 
34:00 <couleurs> just a lil score update
34:00 <spence> I love giving it to him
35:00 <Loof> Lol
35:00 <simba> lleyton hewitt the ball boy bashing crows loving fucking asshole of south australia
35:00 <simba> god i wanna kill that guy 
35:00 <TheRon> and he down't get banned from #australia, what's up with that??
35:00 <spence> Soz b1 I thought u were on his side for a sec...he's a dickhole man
35:00 <couleurs> hope roger kills him now go bak 2 australia hewey
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he's just got auto voice taken off him
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny and I go way back
35:00 <spence> lol wow 
36:00 <spence> Should ban the sore loser can't even take a joke
36:00 <spence> 5-0 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and if I'm having a bad day and just cop a post like that and the cunt has me on ignore
36:00 <Bastardly_One> then Bonny will react if she's around
36:00 <Loof> What channel?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I told her not to worry further because seriously who pays the boring twat any mind?
36:00 <TheRon> matthew 69's warthogs
36:00 <spence> They removed our ban theron !!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> australia Loof
37:00 <spence>  Lol
37:00 <TheRon> it would be too easy to go back
39:00 <simba> #australia is gayer than #random
39:00 <Loof> I remember lapsing into a deep depression when all my friends got into sport in high school
39:00 <spence> Lol Fuck me 
39:00 <simba> u shuoldve been goalie Loof
39:00 <Loof> I never will get it :(
40:00 <TheRon> but matthew is on there
40:00 <spence> Lol
41:00 <spence> randoms gay?
41:00 <Shadowgate> spence is funny lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Matthew is smart
41:00 <Pieter> Oh fuk im.sexy
41:00 <spence> Why?
41:00 <Shadowgate> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't cause shit in that channel
41:00 <TheRon> matthew is fucking gay
41:00 <spence> So ghey
42:00 <spence> why shadowgate ?
42:00 <TheRon> matthew is homogay
42:00 <Loof> Shadowgay want ur willy
42:00 <spence> Coz I copy pasted what he said about b1 lol?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
43:00 <Bastardly_One> tonight better improve
43:00 <Bastardly_One> today sucked
43:00 <Loof> Smoke more ganja
43:00 <spence> Tomorrows worse gotta work....feck me
44:00 <Loof> Solves all
44:00 <quasimoto> living with your parents really sucks balls when you wanna roll a doob
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hey you know how you asked me Loof how much I get a fortnight?
44:00 <Loof> Ye
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I worked it out what I get on Tues ... for as long as I am here now
44:00 <quasimoto> these cunts don't go anywhere
44:00 <Bastardly_One> 924 a fortnight
44:00 <Loof> Lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's almost a wage
44:00 <quasimoto> from centrelink?
45:00 <Loof> Thats heaps
45:00 <quasimoto> dafuq
45:00 <simba> get them high
45:00 <simba> 4:1)
45:00 <spence> a shit wage lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah a shit wage
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but bascially min
45:00 <spence> I'm in dandenong n that wouldn't pay my rent
45:00 <quasimoto> simba i would but my dad will backhand me back to eternity
45:00 <spence> Nah its still good for nothing mate
45:00 <simba> say its good for his back
45:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <quasimoto> lol yeah no worries
46:00 <spence> tell him its an aphrodesiac
46:00 <quasimoto> my dad is from Armenia
46:00 <spence> he can finally Fuck ur mum again
46:00 <quasimoto> i'm pretty sure he doesn't even know what that means
46:00 <quasimoto> nah
46:00 <quasimoto> they fuck dude
46:00 <spence> ok soz
46:00 <quasimoto> s'all good
46:00 <spence> I'm kidding 
46:00 <couleurs> how many arms does he have lol
46:00 <quasimoto> lol
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <Loof> Soad are armenian
47:00 <spence> Lolz
47:00 <simba> meni
47:00 <simba> meni, meni arm
47:00 <couleurs> thank u
47:00 <simba> its arm menia
47:00 <spence> lmfao Ahahaha!
47:00 <quasimoto> rofl
47:00 <couleurs> best joek ever
47:00 <couleurs> Tag Team
47:00 <simba> Arm Mania 
47:00 <simba> thats a good 1
47:00 <spence> Snap oh yeah
47:00 <simba> lmfao Ahahaha!
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Serge is Aremenian
48:00 <Bastardly_One> not the entire band
48:00 <quasimoto> yeah
48:00 <spence> Imagine the sex... Arms and legs everywhere...
48:00 <Loof> Oic
48:00 <simba> lt. surge ?
48:00 <quasimoto> i think the entire band is Armenian
48:00 <quasimoto> from what i remember
48:00 <spence> he would be killer at twister......
49:00 <spence> or no?
49:00 <simba> brock misty surge erika koga sabrina blane giovanni
50:00 <spence> ur going to get like 5 backhanders quasimoto
50:00 <spence> at once
50:00 <simba> hey FUCKtube (haha funny insult??????? ???), change back the comments !!!!!!!! nobody likes google plus!!!!!!!! (actually I feel it's a rather fun and simple social networking platform but by forcing total integration through an already popular video platform you have gained the hate of many people including me im going to sue obama)
50:00 <Loof> Fucken is this whole damn channel smoking? Lol
51:00 <simba> im a smokin hot busty blonde 
51:00 <fawks> no
51:00 <fawks> gross
51:00 <quasimoto> lol
51:00 <fawks> teehee
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Led Zep?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> someone is stoned then
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and will complain in a day or two about running out
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you always know when I'm ripped AND having a good time
52:00 <Bastardly_One> deadmau5 comes out
52:00 <Bastardly_One> noticed?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <quasimoto> that will be me
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I score tomorrow
53:00 <Bastardly_One> when I moved the dealer and I had a clean slate
53:00 <Bastardly_One> in under a mth
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I owe him 350 now
53:00 <simba> under a moth
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well
53:00 <simba> lays a sweet nug
53:00 <Loof> B1 I never run out
53:00 <quasimoto> 350 lol
53:00 <quasimoto> for what
53:00 <quasimoto> a bag and a half
53:00 <simba> u should never get ozzies on tic
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, bullshit ... he complain :P
53:00 <simba> unless u r Mr. Money
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah an oz and a bit
53:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
54:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, no shit sherlock
54:00 <quasimoto> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll do the once a year catch up
54:00 <Loof> I only ran out for a few hours
54:00 <simba> FUCK U
54:00 <Bastardly_One> which usually consists of him finally going
54:00 <simba> sorry i didnt mean that 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, about time you payed shit back
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and me making excuses for another mth
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and then finally getting a loan to cover it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a 6th ritual
54:00 <quasimoto> fuck man getting a loan
55:00 <Bastardly_One> 6mth riutal even
55:00 <quasimoto> to cover your budski
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <quasimoto> jesus
55:00 <Bastardly_One> not really but it gets high as fuck
55:00 <simba> get a $500 loan from cash wizard and blatantly tell them its to smoke weed every day
55:00 <Romperstomper> hi
55:00 <Romperstomper> o/
55:00 <quasimoto> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> as if get a loan for a drug debt full stop
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it's your fault you got there ... deal with it
55:00 <quasimoto> i wish the blind factory was a loan shark so i could call up in that voice and be like i spent all my money on weed
55:00 <simba> what do u call an american city populated with horses?
55:00 <simba> Neigh York
55:00 <simba> a joke 4 faux
56:00 <Loof> When I say ive run out I mean ran out of that days ration, the longest ive had none backup for is a few hours
56:00 <Romperstomper> Bastardly_One hey mate
56:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yes m8
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, hi
56:00 <simba> i smoke my "back up" nugs so fucking quickly it doesnt even count
56:00 <simba> its just spreading an oz around the room
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you were asking me something
56:00 <quasimoto> lol
56:00 <quasimoto> rofl simba
56:00 <quasimoto> i try doing that, stick jingas here and there
57:00 <simba> i cant just sit on a bag and go hmm yes i am high enough today and i will smoke this one tomorrow
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I tried doing that this week
57:00 <quasimoto> me neither, especially if i got the place to myself
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but my housemate is a talkative morphine addict
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and I had to smoke my backup stash
57:00 <quasimoto> LOL
57:00 <Bastardly_One> just to put up witht he cunt
57:00 <quasimoto> rofl
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he's dead today thank fuck
58:00 <Bastardly_One> dies once a week
58:00 <Loof> My wife rations mine out to me VERY stricktly 2 grams a day
58:00 <Romperstomper> Loof welcome
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and I accidently make noise all day :D
58:00 <simba> thats fucked
58:00 <simba> not even in control of ur budz
58:00 <quasimoto> lol at your wife controlling the budski
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I think in his case it's good
58:00 <simba> bbl
58:00 <quasimoto> peace out
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't know how lack of self control he has
59:00 <quasimoto> 7pm
59:00 <Loof> I have no self control, none
59:00 <quasimoto> i've only smoked a 1 paper today
59:00 <Mew> http://www.skinzwearphotography.com/prodImages/M72U-5813-SKINZ-pistol-rio-dancer-swimsuit.jpg
59:00 <Loof> Nice man
59:00 <quasimoto> to be fair Loof she's probably doing you a favour
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the only favour she does him
00:00 <Loof> She is man shes awesome
00:00 <Bastardly_One> poor cunt even has to have his friends screend by her
00:00 <Loof> Lol true
00:00 <Bastardly_One> which reminds me ... I better get that over with one day hey?
00:00 <quasimoto> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so you can actually have a mate :P
00:00 <Loof> Yeah hehe
01:00 <quasimoto> my mate has just starting seeing this girl who doesn't smoke weed or never has etc
01:00 <quasimoto> he's a full blown bong head
01:00 <quasimoto> i don't see it lasting
02:00 <Mew> http://www.skinzwearphotography.com/prodImages/M52U-5813-7418-SO-Skinzwear-Mens-Swimwear-G-String-Thong-Spartan.jpg
02:00 <Loof> My wife has never even had a cig weve been married 1 years
02:00 <quasimoto> that's cool
02:00 <quasimoto> i could stretch out 2 grams a day lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I limit to
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's 2gs too much
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got emphysema
03:00 <quasimoto> do you smoke bongs or joints?
03:00 <Loof> Vape
03:00 <Bastardly_One> like , for real
03:00 <Loof> Eat
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and bongs
04:00 <quasimoto> i only ever smoked bongs in high school, but when i started smoking weed more consistantly i went with jays
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I also suffer anxiety disorder ... hence I can be off my guts (like now) and still have a shit day
04:00 <quasimoto> what, are you drunk or stoned?
05:00 <Loof> I rarely have shit days, my depression is history
05:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> so what
05:00 <Bastardly_One> what a load of shit Loof
05:00 <quasimoto> everyone is depressed
05:00 <quasimoto> everyone is depressing
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity and I could quote one within the last week Loof
06:00 <Loof> Ic
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how you got my number off me for instance
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Christmas Eve
06:00 <Loof> Hmm
06:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> no im beyond repairable
06:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> and dont wanna come out soon
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the Christmas night euphoria after it
06:00 <Loof> Fu k my memory
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've not seen ya since really
06:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> having so much fun thinking of all these
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, but you DO have bad days
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I'm sayin'
06:00 <quasimoto> doesn't everyone
07:00 <quasimoto> ?
07:00 <Loof> Ur right man
07:00 <Bastardly_One> about the same as I do though ... every couple of weeks
07:00 <spence> Fuck bad days
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be right once the days dose of pills kick in and I do a walk
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the plan anyway
07:00 <Loof> But its still far better than off weed
08:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... Mine's pure time wasting ... I need a life
08:00 <quasimoto> i don't know what the fuck y'all complaining about
08:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> alaska is where i'm partly safe
08:00 <spence> how good are toasties with smoked ham cheese n cracked pepper
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof and I have plenty to complain about and relate to
08:00 <Loof> A "life" is expensive
08:00 <quasimoto> everyone does
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck oath it is :P
08:00 <quasimoto> i had a heart transplant in 1994
08:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
09:00 <quasimoto> but i can't be fucked bringing out the violin right now
09:00 <quasimoto> wiwiwiwi
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and you smoke?
09:00 <quasimoto> oh
09:00 <quasimoto> here we go
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a lung glued to my chest
09:00 <Bastardly_One> soooooooooooooo
09:00 <Bastardly_One> here we don't go
09:00 <spence> did u get a pigs heart?
09:00 <quasimoto> nope, human
10:00 <Bastardly_One> did it affect you emotionally?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not being a smart cunt with that question
10:00 <Loof> Those who havent had abuse dont get depression, I hear it again and again from sheltered pampered types
10:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOnKCcjP8Qs
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Megadeth - Sweating Bullets (Feb 26, 2009) 4:28 - Category: Music - 2,634,079 views - 18,990 likes (98.2%), 354 dislikes (1.8%)
10:00 <quasimoto> um
10:00 <Bastardly_One> when I was in the cardio/thorax ward for the lung op
10:00 <quasimoto> it affected me in every single way to be honest
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw heart ops change personalities for sure
10:00 <Pyro-> holy shit.. hewitt "might" beat federer 
10:00 <spence> When I was on the guts in the pig abattoir heaps had pleuricy...the lungs stuck to everything 
10:00 <Loof> It was only temp suffering
11:00 <spence> Horrible
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah bakers get a form of pluracy too
11:00 <Bastardly_One> called bakers cough
11:00 <spence> game hewitt
11:00 <Bastardly_One> from the flour and shit
11:00 <spence> cmon Aussie!!
11:00 <quasimoto> i've never been abused, but i've had depression and when you're a heart transplant patient they pretty much take care of EVERY little thing that happens to you
11:00 <British^Meat> fuck hewwitt
11:00 <Pyro-> i worked as a gutty in beef abattoir for 8.5 years... lots of pluresy
11:00 <British^Meat> that faggot
11:00 <British^Meat> blight on saouth australia he is
12:00 <Pyro-> mainly the grain fed.. grass fed weren't too bad
12:00 <British^Meat> and really, why bother for rooting for hewitt or tomic, we all know they are just gonna lose later on!
12:00 <spence> No Fuck u...soo Fuck u!
12:00 <British^Meat> they ALWAYS do
12:00 <emuls> Pyro- you had pleurisy or the cows?
12:00 <quasimoto> lol British^Meat
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I was never abused ... I've just never fitted in anywhere ...
12:00 <Pyro-> but he's actually in a final, against federer.. and winning
12:00 <quasimoto> B1 fuck fitting in
12:00 <quasimoto> fitting in is for faggots
12:00 <quasimoto> and it's overrated
12:00 <quasimoto> everyone is boring
12:00 <quasimoto> or depressing
12:00 <British^Meat> yer? i know FA about tennis
12:00 <Pyro-> the cows, emuls
12:00 <quasimoto> so just be you
12:00 <spence>  Pyro I was a legger on the beef 8 years
12:00 <emuls> fitting into anuses is for faggots
12:00 <British^Meat> but id be totes suprised if he wins
13:00 <Loof> To do anything in fun in life requires money, we're not really free. We shouldnt celebrate
13:00 <British^Meat> lol emuls
13:00 <emuls> eh
13:00 <Pyro-> also lots of abcessed livers.. i swear cows are alcoholics
13:00 <British^Meat> what is plurisey?
13:00 <quasimoto> lol Loof you sound like my best mate
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he won't win against Feder in the end unless roger is having a bad day
13:00 <emuls> inflammation of the pleura
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and pluracy is kind of like a permanent fluid on the lungs
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah when emuls saids
13:00 <spence> lol I worked on the mutton for 3 years ad well
13:00 <emuls> the pleura is a membrane the surrounds the lungs
13:00 <spence> then pigs
14:00 <Romperstomper> Cornflake-Girl nice songs
14:00 <emuls> *that
14:00 <Bastardly_One> your lung is surrounded in like a bubble wrap
14:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> <simba> cum
14:00 <Pyro-> it dunno exactly, but the lungs stick to the rib cage like glue, 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the bubble wrap is the stuff that gets inflamed
14:00 <berger> krumm
14:00 <quasimoto> i used to have fluid in my lungs, it was the reason i needed a new heart. half my heart was not fully developed and kept mixing my blue and red blood
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and that stuff glues your lungs to your chest
14:00 <spence> yeah it makes gutting so fucking hard
14:00 <quasimoto> or someshit
14:00 <emuls> the pleura when healthy acts as a nice slippery membrane so the lungs move freely
14:00 <Romperstomper> Bastardly_One, my melb channel froze
14:00 <Romperstomper> how are you friend
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Romperstomper, not bad man ... yourself?
15:00 <emuls> lol blue and red blood
15:00 <emuls> that's cute
15:00 <Bastardly_One> emuls knows his shit
15:00 <spence> u slaughting now Pyro??
15:00 <emuls> her
15:00 <Bastardly_One> her shit then
15:00 <emuls> I'm a cardiac nurse
15:00 <Pyro-> nah.,. got sick of working hard.. just a lazy truck driver now
15:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaah, well ... you'd know my op off by heart then
15:00 <quasimoto> which hospital do you work at
15:00 <Bastardly_One> had the chest atrium for 10 days
15:00 <spence> Lol me too man I'm welding now 
15:00 <quasimoto> emuls?
16:00 <emuls> private hospital in adelaide
16:00 <Romperstomper> Bastardly_One im good
16:00 <British^Meat> quasimoto, she isnt lying, so shhhh
16:00 <Romperstomper> i had lunch at dads with my brother n his gf, we had roast eye fillet, mash, steamed vegies and mushroom sauce
16:00 <Loof> Physical sickness doesnt fuck with your mind and make you not trust the world like violence or sexual abuse
16:00 <quasimoto> i didn't think she was lying i was asking
16:00 <quasimoto> because i've grown up in hospitals
16:00 <British^Meat> DO YOU WANNA FIGHT OR WOT?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting too is I think teeth might have something to do with it
16:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> Romperstomper mum & daughter died in bali from your town
16:00 <Romperstomper> Nurofen PLus work awesome
16:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> *are
16:00 <emuls> BRUNSWICK EAST MACCAS 9PM K GO
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking to someone once ... his lung also collapsed
16:00 <Romperstomper> my town?
16:00 <Romperstomper> who
17:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, cut a long story short ... he also had a right impacted wisdom tooth
17:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> heat makes the lung collasped
17:00 <spence> I miss the guys I worked with in the abs...a different breed of people lol pyro
17:00 <emuls> Bastardly_One infections can make their way to the heart
17:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> i have nothing to lose i fried my both brain
17:00 <emuls> is that what you mean?
17:00 <emuls> anyway
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd expect with 100 percent collapsed lung the paramedics would take you to hosp right?
17:00 <Romperstomper> NeuropsychiatricPatient are you sad or angry?
17:00 <emuls> lets get backto irc appropriate chatter
17:00 <Bastardly_One> not me
18:00 <emuls> donkey fisting.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they went ... yeah see the GP ... fuck ya
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to take myself to hosp on public transport
18:00 <Pyro-> yeah spence.... the good and the bad
18:00 <Loof> Spence I couldnt hack working there, no way man id perish like a bitch lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the triage nurse was amazed I made it
18:00 <spence> Hewitt won !!!!!
18:00 <spence> U fucking BEAUTY !!!!!!
18:00 <quasimoto> hewitt won against who
18:00 <Kynetic> hewitt won?
18:00 <quasimoto> AGAINST WHO?
18:00 <Kynetic> jesus
18:00 <spence> FEDERER
18:00 <quasimoto> GET.
18:00 <quasimoto> FUCKED.
18:00 <Kynetic> no fkn way
19:00 <quasimoto> ?
19:00 <emuls> he won the final?
19:00 <emuls> bullshit
19:00 <quasimoto> i dont believe
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the score line?
19:00 <spence> I'm so fucking happy right now
19:00 <emuls> just turned it to 72
19:00 <quasimoto> ok
19:00 <quasimoto> they defs
19:00 <emuls> bloody hell
19:00 <spence> 61 46 63
19:00 <quasimoto> paid him
19:00 <emuls> he did
19:00 <quasimoto> to lose
19:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
19:00 <Bastardly_One> well well well
19:00 <quasimoto> defffffffffs paid him to lose
19:00 <quasimoto> there is no way in hell
19:00 <emuls> flops in australian open
19:00 <Loof> Sport again, fuck this I'm suiciding
19:00 <spence> Awesome day for Aussie sport today !!
19:00 <Pyro-> hewitt won.. shit hey
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll die in the aust open
20:00 <Bastardly_One> as usual
20:00 <Bastardly_One> good!
20:00 <Tuftoy> plus he hasn't won any grand slams for a while
20:00 <spence> What a fucking sick cunt 
20:00 <British^Meat> hes still a faggot
20:00 <quasimoto> what did he even win? brisbane cup or someshit?
20:00 <Atari> alcohol withdrawal sucks
20:00 <spence> Unbelievable
20:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
20:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> http://chaturbate.com/novabella/
20:00 <spence> lol Matthew said he would choke Ahahaha 
20:00 <quasimoto> great, now every faggot on facebook is going to act interested in tennis and crap on
21:00 <Tuftoy> just like england choked lol
21:00 <Pyro-> yeah quasimoto. the brisbane international.. against federer though
21:00 <British^Meat> yer, they'll all come out of the wood work
21:00 <quasimoto> hmmm
22:00 <British^Meat> but really, ive always loved ley ley
22:00 <British^Meat> (lol lol)
22:00 <quasimoto> you've got to be joking
22:00 <quasimoto> he is the worst sport ever
22:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> ooooh
23:00 <Pyro-> he did alright to get to number 1, then fucked bec cartright and started being really crap at tennis.. still good enough to ear a few million$ per year though
23:00 <ness> yo assholes
23:00 <quasimoto> lol
24:00 <quasimoto> does anyone remember her horrible song?
24:00 <British^Meat> she.....
24:00 <British^Meat> had a song?
24:00 <quasimoto> yes
25:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1488106_200087796844639_825503686_n.jpg
25:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. nope, and don't wanna
25:00 <quasimoto> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8VZdBKupgI
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bec Cartwright "All Seats Taken" (Aug 28, 2006) 3:32 - Category: Music - 214,210 views - 318 likes (70.7%), 132 dislikes (29.3%)
25:00 <British^Meat> oh dear
25:00 <quasimoto> rofl
25:00 <British^Meat> gotta be as bad as ummmmmmm
25:00 <Pyro-> me strategically does not click the link
25:00 <British^Meat> that one from neighbours
25:00 <British^Meat> emuls would know
26:00 <British^Meat> fark
26:00 <spence> Hi ness
26:00 <quasimoto> there's a few from neighbours
26:00 <British^Meat> harolds daughter?
26:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> im gonna cum soon simba
26:00 <ness> hi spence
26:00 <spence> Sup
26:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
26:00 <British^Meat> skye?
27:00 <British^Meat> lol bec cartwright sings like an american
27:00 <quasimoto> oh
27:00 <quasimoto> OH
27:00 <quasimoto> rofl
27:00 <quasimoto> skye
27:00 <British^Meat> yer
27:00 <British^Meat> stephanie
27:00 <British^Meat> something?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Harold's daughter was Skye yeah?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember
28:00 <quasimoto> yes, Skye
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Steph is still around
28:00 <quasimoto> i remember in an episode a girl kisses her
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm ... I am pretty sure she was skye
28:00 <British^Meat> her
28:00 <British^Meat> what was her name
28:00 <quasimoto> steph was thingos sister
28:00 <British^Meat> she did a song too
28:00 <Bastardly_One> not that I actually care but am pretty sure
29:00 <quasimoto> holly valance?
29:00 <British^Meat> boyd sprogged ger up?
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Sir!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> brat!
29:00 <British^Meat> lol this is so silly
29:00 <Bastardly_One> google neighbours
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and the wiki will tell ya
30:00 <quasimoto> there is a whole database of neighbours trivia
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Sir Brat... has a ring to it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> MistressOfMayhem might now
30:00 <Bastardly_One> being a bogan country chick
30:00 <Bastardly_One> she has to watch that shit
30:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> MistressOfMayhem
30:00 <spence> Lol neighbours is so homogay
30:00 <quasimoto> neighbours is literally the worst television ever
30:00 <spence> mistress lolz
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't watch television
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> uhhhh
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i have austar
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I get to hear a lot of crap television though
30:00 <spence> mistress lol
30:00 <British^Meat> STEPHANIE MACINTOSH
30:00 <quasimoto> i do late at night, star trek and shit go alright
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck neighbours
31:00 <spence> True gaybours
31:00 <Bastardly_One> is that her name? the one who plays Steph?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that's original eh?
31:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/qJCGgWEo6aQ
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mistake - Stephanie McIntosh (Oct 30, 2006) 3:26 - Category: Music - 548,314 views - 1,613 likes (95.6%), 74 dislikes (4.4%)
31:00 <quasimoto> ROFL
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the dude who played Harold is a script writer on the show right?
31:00 <ness> did it storm in Melbourne this arvo?
31:00 <quasimoto> i didn't know that
31:00 <emuls> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/p280x280/1511554_196720537197065_54769770_n.jpg
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Ian Smith also writes the script
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he used to live near me in Elsternwick
32:00 <spence> Ness it was windy as Fuck in dandy and some rain
32:00 <quasimoto> lol
32:00 <spence> big ol fat rain
32:00 <quasimoto> skye
32:00 <quasimoto> you are so gay
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd hate it when I was at the supermarket stoned and would just go past and go
32:00 <ness> its was crazy in rye
32:00 <Bastardly_One> HAROLD MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and keep walking
32:00 <British^Meat> Obviously stephanie macintosh didnt wanna make another song either
32:00 <emuls> lol
32:00 <quasimoto> HHAHAHA
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I was neighbours with John Saffron
33:00 <spence> U surf ness?
33:00 <emuls> British^Meat that was awful
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One. chicken parma <3
33:00 <Bastardly_One> food <3
33:00 <quasimoto> i used to body board
33:00 <British^Meat> lol IKR emuls, did u see the bec cartwright one?
33:00 <spence> Parma sucks 
33:00 <emuls> the one on rollerskates?
33:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> sharna
33:00 <spence> Steak all the way
33:00 <quasimoto> no, the one in the ocean
34:00 <Bastardly_One> worse neighbours star song release would be
34:00 <British^Meat> lol im not sure i got that far into it :)
34:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> is fire there yet
34:00 <Bastardly_One> wait for it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> this is gonna be worth it kids
34:00 <emuls> PAUL
34:00 <British^Meat> kiss kiss?
34:00 <British^Meat> oh stefan dennis
34:00 <British^Meat> DONNIMAKEYOUFEELGOOOO
34:00 <emuls> ya
34:00 <emuls> lolol
34:00 <British^Meat> or kylie and jason, especially for oyu
35:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2ZW_uTlhEQ
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mona (Jul 11, 2006) 3:35 - Category: Music - 417,046 views - 809 likes (96.4%), 30 dislikes (3.6%)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> onya Craig!
35:00 <British^Meat> CLASSIC
35:00 <Bastardly_One> were the Chantoosies ever on Neighbours?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got their version of the Witch Queen of New Orleans in my head
36:00 <Bastardly_One> scary shit
36:00 <Bastardly_One> heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Mona!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Mona!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> sing bitches!
36:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/UoSTPZ5EOK8
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gayle and Gillian - Wanna Be Your Lover - 1994 (Aug 11, 2009) 3:54 - Category: Music - 10,331 views - 24 likes (82.8%), 5 dislikes (17.2%)
36:00 <British^Meat> Blakney twins
36:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of twins
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who steve kilbey is?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> seen his twin daughters?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yummo! and they're a pop band
38:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> my dick is getting apart
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what ever happend to
38:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPOIS5taqA8
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kim Carnes - Bette Davis Eyes (Feb 27, 2009) 3:39 - Category: Music - 7,314,277 views - 30,793 likes (98.5%), 481 dislikes (1.5%)
38:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> into twos
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Kim Carnes?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe she just died of old age
38:00 <Bastardly_One> she was pretty old back then even
39:00 <spence> Madge was hot
39:00 <spence> is eat her vadge
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Madge
39:00 <spence> lolz
39:00 <Bastardly_One> from experience Ian Smith is a bit of a cunt
39:00 <spence> lolly lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> so I wonder how she handled having to work with him
40:00 <spence> Lou carpenter was a shifty cunt
40:00 <British^Meat> Mrs Mangle was hotter
40:00 <spence> Lolz mangle
40:00 <spence> ahahaha
40:00 <British^Meat> Id Mangle her
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you know who was cool?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Lizzy from Prisoner
41:00 <spence> Lol
41:00 <Doodle> vinegar tits>lizzy
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the actress Sheila Florence used to be a St Kilda local institution
41:00 <Cleo11> http://www.menscustomswimwear.com/images/WellEndowed-3007Lg.jpg
41:00 <quasimoto> pretty much at one point i used to watch neighbours just to hear that voice of madge's
41:00 <British^Meat> lol vinegar tits
41:00 <spence> Ahahaha
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Bea Smith lives in this city Doodle
42:00 <quasimoto> the voice of death
42:00 <Doodle> yeah
42:00 <spence> Man voice
42:00 <Bastardly_One> near my side of town
42:00 <quasimoto> doodle aye
42:00 <Bastardly_One> she lives in Ballarat East to be exact
43:00 <quasimoto> is that madge
43:00 <Bastardly_One> remember the english chick?
43:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/ctsQmZmNIq8
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Prisoner Cell Block H: Vinegar Tits (Jan 9, 2010) 2:40 - Category: Entertainment - 17,016 views - 42 likes (89.4%), 5 dislikes (10.6%)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> chrissy latham?
43:00 <Doodle> vaguely
43:00 <spence> Yes Madge
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I lived near her for ages in carlton and as a kid I had a major crush on her
43:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'd stalk her unit
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> 8yr old stalker
43:00 <spence> lmao
44:00 <quasimoto> you stalked the nice screw on prisoner
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the english hooker
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
44:00 <spence> Lol vinegar tits
44:00 <faux> heh https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/734357_167283413458411_2047269095_n.jpg
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Amanda Muggleton was her real name
44:00 <spence> ahahahahaha!!!!
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> my son just stole all my veggies!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> tee hee faux
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I get it
45:00 <faux> hehe
45:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1173597_167252480128171_1329681337_n.jpg
45:00 <Loof> prepare saturn? i confuse
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and hey, don't complain he's eating well MistressOfMayhem :P
45:00 <Bastardly_One> explain faux ... Imma multi tasking
45:00 <Pyro-> it's uranus loof... not saturn
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol im not Bastardly_One
46:00 <Loof> uranus has the rings?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> faux! I know that chick!
46:00 <faux> explain what
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not really, but ...
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but he ate all his then all mine!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the pear and saturn
46:00 <quasimoto> http://www.wwwentworth.co.uk/scr/scr00304.jpg
46:00 <faux> you got it
46:00 <Pyro-> it has the verticle rings.. saturn has more horizontalish rings
46:00 <faux> why do i need to explain
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof didn't :P
46:00 <Loof> they both have rings?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still answering PMs
46:00 <Pyro-> yeah
46:00 <emuls> PREPARE URANUS
47:00 <Loof> cool as
47:00 <British^Meat> lots of planets have rings
47:00 <British^Meat> but they are most visible on saturn
47:00 <Loof> yeah cause that pic is saturn\
47:00 <Loof> i think
47:00 <faux> lol
47:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1002366_165563743630378_938786414_n.jpg
47:00 <British^Meat> u sure?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> caught up
47:00 <Loof> no not 100%
47:00 <quasimoto> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ not 100%
47:00 <Rak> saturn has three concentric wide rings
48:00 <Rak> uranus has feeble rings
48:00 <Bastardly_One> see why I didn't wanna explain the joke?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> knew it would be a 2hr discussion
48:00 <faux> hehe my anus
48:00 <faux> omg i want this straw https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1004529_165129617007124_509515864_n.jpg
49:00 <Loof> sorry for not knowing this stuff, in primary school i was too hungry to concentrate and high school i didn't even have housing
49:00 <faux> omg
49:00 <faux> i love ebay
49:00 <faux> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Fun-Party-Unique-Novelty-Glasses-Straw-Glasses-Drinking-Tube-Kids-Christmas-Gift-/190991220521?pt=AU_Kitchen_Novelties&hash=item2c77f6bf29
49:00 <Bastardly_One> tennis humour
50:00 <Bastardly_One> why can't you get a laugh out of monica selles when
50:00 <quasimoto> if someone doesn't invite me over to smoke some weed soon i'm gonna crack it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you tell her that her friends are a bunch of back stabbers?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> (get it?)
50:00 <quasimoto> lol b1
50:00 <faux> no'
50:00 <Bastardly_One> she was stabbed by a stalking fan
50:00 <Bastardly_One> in the back
51:00 <British^Meat> were they a friend?
51:00 <Rak> on court wasn't it?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah on court
51:00 <Excessive> she's Hungarian
51:00 <Bastardly_One> of course the "friend" bit is said sarcastically
51:00 <Bastardly_One> bit hard to translate in text
52:00 <Loof> did you hear about that sporting even where the guy got the ball and made it bounce around the place
52:00 <Loof> never seen that before
52:00 <quasimoto> loof
52:00 <quasimoto> roll one
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, contrary to what you think
53:00 <Bastardly_One> there is another world outside your house
53:00 <Bastardly_One> where people do all sorts of things
54:00 <Bastardly_One> sports are one of them
54:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit bro
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw it once
54:00 <Bastardly_One> in 1983 or some shit
54:00 <Loof> oh so you go out to watch sport?
54:00 <Loof> or you play sport?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
54:00 <Bastardly_One> no
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, I watch ... no I don't play
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm lucky to be able to walk fast without coughing
55:00 <Bastardly_One> jeez
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol watch sport...
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you pervert
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I am!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and>
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> nothing
55:00 <Crowman> lol
55:00 <MistressOfMayhem> just stating the blatantly obvious
55:00 <Loof> government approved entertainment
55:00 <quasimoto> government approved
56:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna see my pervy fapping icon from the pork?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ...
56:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> behold!
56:00 <Loof> at the end of the day it's a ball bouncing around
56:00 <Loof> i'll never get it
57:00 <Loof> what do you actually learn from watching it, what life skills?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/cb0cd1a1-515c-4b64-a0b9-a73d.jpg
57:00 <Bastardly_One> check that icon out
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and google this word
57:00 <Bastardly_One> dogging
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *is laughing here*
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol ik what dogging is
57:00 <Bastardly_One> google it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *still laughing*
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> that is just creepy
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> that pic
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> suits you
58:00 <Bastardly_One> add the term dogging to it
58:00 <Bastardly_One> google the word
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i get it. like i said, creepy
58:00 <Bastardly_One> do it!
58:00 <quasimoto> what
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> IK WHAT IT IS
58:00 <quasimoto> the guy with the grandpa sweater and rabbit mask
58:00 <Bastardly_One> dogging is
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yes
58:00 <Bastardly_One> when you go watch other people have sex
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i looked it up the other day lol on fet
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and fap over it in the bushes or whatnot
58:00 <Excessive> not that u actively have a chance at sex activities much Bastardly_One
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm telling quasimoto
59:00 <quasimoto> oh right
59:00 <Loof> i saw two hogans having sex at glen waverly
59:00 <Loof> bogans
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> it started OUT as people walking their dog coming across areas where people would be having sex in cars
59:00 <Loof> was depressing as
59:00 <Bastardly_One> huge thing in England
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> eventually... the dogs didnt come
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
59:00 <quasimoto> i went to glen waverley secondary
59:00 <Bastardly_One> some places in England have full on dogging places set up
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah ... it's a big thing in england
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> window down in the car means you can lean in and have a play... 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and the doco I saw on it
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> if the chick gets out you can fuck her
59:00 <Bastardly_One> all the doggers had animal masks
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so see why I am laughing now?
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> if the light is on you're invited to watch
00:00 <quasimoto> there's a docco on people wanking over other cunts having sx
00:00 <quasimoto> isn't that just like
00:00 <quasimoto> live porn
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> basically
00:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but can join if invited
00:00 <Loof> this world is fucked, it sane to be insane considering this sort of thing
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but it's like furries
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOL
00:00 <Bastardly_One> a whole creepy element to it
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> furries
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
00:00 <quasimoto> whats a furrie
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh god
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no
00:00 <Loof> people are reverting to animals, de-evolving
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> furries are people
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I used to be a furry kind of
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> who like to dress up as animals and have sex
01:00 <Loof> couleurs is a furry
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> so a bear & a roo
01:00 <Bastardly_One> like a full on wolf online
01:00 <British^Meat> Yiff
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> or a rabbit & giraffe
01:00 <quasimoto> why the fuck would people bother
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
01:00 <quasimoto> why not just have sex
01:00 <Bastardly_One> we had a wolf pack and all ... sad fucks
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh!
01:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see the furry doco on the ABC recently?
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah i havent yet understood how people are in packs & how it works
01:00 <Bastardly_One> or SBS?
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> nope
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hilarious
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> again, austar.
02:00 <doctor> i blame the internet
02:00 <Bastardly_One> this wolf guy ... was this 19yr old supported fully by his hippy mom
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and he walked around with a wolf tail
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and ears and shit
02:00 <Bastardly_One> total nut job
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> OMG did you see the pic on fet
02:00 <couleurs> i'm not a furry you old short bald man
02:00 <British^Meat> sounds liek awolf
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> with the chick with the butplug
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> with a wolf/cat tail or something?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I dunno did I?
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> idk. depends on when you log on haha
02:00 <Excessive> chick n buttplug lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> best animal butt plug ever?
02:00 <quasimoto> i blame the internet also
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Nyan Cat buttplug!
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOL
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> why?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it has rainbow streamers maaaaaaaaaaaan!
03:00 <Excessive> ok maaaaaaaaaan
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i was trolling on FB yesterday... way too easy.
03:00 <Loof> i've never felt quite the same again after i saw that ball go from point a to point b
03:00 <Bastardly_One> like Nyan Cat's rainbow!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> or unicorn buttplugs
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they're kind of the same
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> so many people get offended by watersports etc
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I know a chick right into furry shit sadly
04:00 <Bastardly_One> watersports are easy by the way
04:00 <Loof> the only true sport died with the gladiator arenas
04:00 <Excessive> furry muff
04:00 <Bastardly_One> 2ltr bottle of water
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ill find this post
04:00 <Loof> closest we have is mma
04:00 <quasimoto> Loof do you have tribal tattoos
04:00 <Bastardly_One> banned in this state
04:00 <Loof> no tatts
04:00 <Loof> too much of a commitment tatts
04:00 <Bastardly_One> MMA is banned in this state I mean
04:00 <quasimoto> are you Greek
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's bullshit IMO
04:00 <Excessive> MMA?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, he just hates sport
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, caged rings are
05:00 <quasimoto> he sounds like my best friend
05:00 <Bastardly_One> which protect them AND spectators alike
05:00 <quasimoto> fucking hates sports
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> OHHHHHHHHHH there was one post... "my man loves the dolmio grin, nothing like eating a kebab with extra sauce!"
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so you might as well say MMA is banned in Vic
05:00 <Bastardly_One> caged fighting is
05:00 <quasimoto> that's disgusting mom
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the UFC want to do a show here ... majorly
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the gov won't let them due to cage fighting bans
06:00 <spence> Mma is awesome
06:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha brat
06:00 <couleurs> berger whatchu doing r u getting drunk 2
06:00 <Bastardly_One> show us ya dolmio grin!
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One heres one
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Anon. Please
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I get sexual gratitude from acting like a baby or very young child for mature sexual partners . They put me ib diapers and make me piss myself and I sleep with a pacifier. I love when they take away my dignity and treat me like a little girl. Expecially when they finger me or put toys in me while changing my diaper or put me over there knee and spank and finger me for being naughty
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Am I alone in this?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> OH OH OH!
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> 103 comments, most saying, you need a bullet.
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> xD
06:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna hear a story on that?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> piss funny as
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> YES
07:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I had a housemate who at the time was vanilla as
07:00 <Bastardly_One> until I corrupted her
07:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
07:00 <Loof> did you know couleurs and boris are furries?
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> as you do
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm reading the local newspaper and she';s in it
07:00 <Loof> i seen boris in his furry outfit, with makeup on
07:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
07:00 <Loof> i mean couleurs
07:00 <Loof> not boris
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> why?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> because she had got complaints from the council
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> for?!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> for having guys pegged to her line
07:00 <Bastardly_One> in nappies
07:00 <Bastardly_One> she was a Domme
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LMFAOOOO
08:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome ... could not stop laughing
08:00 <Bastardly_One> she's like stfu
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> that is awesome!!!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm on the ground in tears
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> this one as well on FB
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> No name
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Me an my girlfriend are hematolagnias witch means we like to play an taste blood during sex. Not period blood but we like to cut each other with blades an knifes an bleed while having sex an act like vampires an suck an taste each others blood an leave scars all over my body
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> some people are so closed minded
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh knives!
08:00 <emuls> oh
08:00 <Loof> that's a good way to spread herpeaids
08:00 <emuls> well
09:00 <Bastardly_One> knife play = good times
09:00 <emuls> if that's what gets you off
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a sadist though
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Loof this is medical play. its not blood to blood
09:00 <quasimoto> ok time to get stoned as a mafkr, peace yo
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> have not tried it yet Bastardly_One
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> one day
09:00 <Bastardly_One> medical play is differnet yet again
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i came across a pic on fetlife...
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> a chicks tits sutured with "happy birthday" on them
09:00 <Bastardly_One> medical play is literally scapels, syringes with blood play
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> looked fucking amazing
10:00 <emuls> god that sounds like work for me
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and sometimes sewing the cuts back up and shit
10:00 <emuls> not sexual at all
10:00 <emuls> lol
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> its still... easiest way to describe it tho Bastardly_One. like... steralised etc.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> TENS play is fun too
10:00 <Bastardly_One> buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> OMG i have a tens machine
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i love it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> make sure the person is definitely qualified
10:00 <Loof> the things you have to resort to to get decent sex out of an ugly or insufficient partner
10:00 <Loof> games and shit
10:00 <Bastardly_One> a TENS machine or a violet wand?
10:00 <couleurs> berger whatchu doing r u getting drunk 2
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof is right though you know
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> tens
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i have not seen a violet wand
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I have always described the BDSM scene as a bunch of ugly swingers who can't get laid without roles to define them
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LMFAO
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thats true
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's Melbourne all over
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> not so much here, sadly.
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and political?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i actually know someone in a cuckholding relationship here though
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still not liked for something I did 15 yrs ago ffs
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what did you do? :/
12:00 <couleurs> get a room u 2
12:00 <Loof> forbidden fruit?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> gave the opposite opinion in a workshop to a respected Dom
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> couleurs deal with it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ohhhhhh, bad move.
13:00 <Bastardly_One> half the room was like applauding me though
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what workshop?
13:00 <couleurs> lol
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah but you publicly shamed him lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> like, who is this new Dom that KNOWS his shit?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... oops
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and was ummmmmm ... something on discipline
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oops aint the word lmao
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the actual thing I questioned
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on a tic
13:00 <Bastardly_One> phone is ringing
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> kk
13:00 <couleurs> k
15:00 <Loof> farting like a trooper today
16:00 <couleurs> pupkins what did u get 4 xmas
16:00 <spence> Can stink u from dandy loof
16:00 <Loof> couleurs squeezed his tiny slug into boris's small crack despite her cries "NO NO NO U SED WE WAS JUZ GONNA SNUGLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
17:00 <Loof> was basically rape
17:00 <Loof> furry rape
17:00 <spence> Lols Boris ahajajajaaan
18:00 <couleurs> k
18:00 <doctor> This is about couleurs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDkKyBU7GCs
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fleetwood Mac - Rhiannon (Mar 13, 2007) 4:09 - Category: Music - 3,081,116 views - 9,422 likes (98.7%), 126 dislikes (1.3%)
19:00 <couleurs> thank u doctor 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> back
19:00 <Bastardly_One> for a bit
20:00 <Bastardly_One> then I've got shit to do for a little bit
20:00 <doctor> what's the point in doing any of it Bastardly_One? just let nature take care of it
20:00 <spence> Pandasdontdrive said poop poop 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> entertain me peasants
23:00 <fawks> .identify sandnigger1098
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
23:00 <spence> Lol
23:00 <spence> nice password
23:00 <doctor> raysest
23:00 <spence> lol
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> so anyways
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i wanna go to provocation
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and /id will work on austnet too
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm who's event is it?
24:00 <spence> Really
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
25:00 <Bastardly_One> austnet is the home of shortcuts for services
25:00 <spence> Liar
25:00 <spence> I tried it
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ummm im not sure?
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ill check later
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im betting it wont be on when im in melb tho
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> since its on the 17th of this month... & im in melb early march
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the crowd will be a heap older though
27:00 <Bastardly_One> old and ugly
27:00 <fawks> is MOM old too
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im 22
27:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
27:00 <Bastardly_One> see
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and i dont really care, i really want to see.
27:00 <fawks> oh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> 17th
27:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i think sir gumpy bum is interested in it too
27:00 <Bastardly_One> check what's on that weekend and I'll give you a run down
28:00 <spence> Doesn't work b1
28:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ident sorry
28:00 <spence> maybe cause I'm on phone
28:00 <Bastardly_One> try that :P
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought id did though
28:00 <spence> lol 
28:00 <spence> Liar!!!!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme see in my status window
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nickop id youcuntsfuckinshitme696969696969
29:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQq4QoQFWBw
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Driver Fan film (Jan 5, 2014) 6:22 - Category: Gaming - 154 views - 18 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
29:00 <couleurs> ahahaahaahahahah
29:00 <fawks> it depends on your client
29:00 <spence> Lol LIAR !!!!
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what weekend?
29:00 <spence> SANDNIGGA stfu
30:00 <Bastardly_One> MoM, yah ... because differnet clubs run on different weeks
31:00 <fawks> rude
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah nothing is up for the weekend up im there yet
31:00 <MistressOfMayhem> heading up for the colour run
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
32:00 <Bastardly_One> bummer
32:00 <couleurs> lmao @ fight scene oh god
32:00 <Bastardly_One> welcome home sezz
32:00 <Doodle> stacks on Serenity
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> why bummer?
32:00 <Serenity> ty ty
32:00 <Bastardly_One> well, if nothing is on that weekend you're in Melb ... then bummer right?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *waits for the ban*
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah lol
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> well... nothing YET
34:00 <Bastardly_One> my m8 andrew is gonna be banned in a sec
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> need something for the friday night
34:00 <Bastardly_One> M8
34:00 <Romperstomper> Bastardly_One, i know lol, i wish i knew why but its coming
34:00 <Doodle> cos you're a cocknocker
34:00 <Romperstomper> that Kynetic has it in for me
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing to do with trolling eh?
34:00 <Romperstomper> thanks Doodle 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> now this cunt here
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Fennec_Fox
35:00 <Bastardly_One> should be permanently z-lined
35:00 <Romperstomper> havent been online in almost 12 months
35:00 <Romperstomper> only spoke to a handful of people and was banned
36:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone in debate is a troller
36:00 <Bastardly_One> we all know this Mr Innocent
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been pretty good since my return I think
36:00 <Serenity> faux's mate is stalking me
36:00 <Serenity> fawks
36:00 <fawks> ?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> *gets jealous*
36:00 <Loof> no you haven't b1, u butthurted me
36:00 <Maurice> You know you've made it big when you get your own stalker
36:00 <Loof> :(
37:00 <Loof> jokes :P
37:00 <fawks> who
37:00 <fawks> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a stalker off the net once ... they're not a joke in all reality
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they're quite ... scary
37:00 <Loof> i just tell my mum to fuck off
37:00 <doctor> what did they want from you?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> she even flew from the US to stalk me
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I got an AVO on their arse quick smart when they got here
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so that was a waste of over a grand for them :D
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they wanted "me"
38:00 <Serenity> lol wild turkey fawks
38:00 <Loof> ew
38:00 <Serenity> he keeps pasting me my own fb link.
38:00 <fawks> oh dear 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... WT
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
38:00 <fawks> lol
38:00 <Serenity> and changed his nick to biddin..
38:00 <Serenity> i guess he thinks hes being funny
38:00 <Loof> is he brain damaged?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he has it in for you huh?
38:00 <fawks> whst is biddin
39:00 <Serenity> think about my last name
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he's got the hots for you as bad as Piet has for Maurice
39:00 <fawks> oh
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> come do the run with me Bastardly_One
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you can walk :)
39:00 <Serenity> he messaged paul saying he was gonna rape and murder me..
39:00 <Bastardly_One> MistressOfMayhem, no!
40:00 <Doodle> and did he, sezz?
40:00 <fawks> yeah he thinks serenity has a big lesbian crush on me
40:00 <fawks> cos she banned him once when he went spastic
40:00 <Serenity> yes rob
40:00 <Serenity> im dead right now
40:00 <Doodle> oh dear
40:00 <Bastardly_One> MadScientis seems pretty inflappable though
40:00 <Bastardly_One> is he?
40:00 <Serenity> i dont know what inflappable means..
40:00 <fawks> hehehee flap
40:00 <Loof> unfappable?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I've dealth with WT joining a Pollock crusade on me once
40:00 <Bastardly_One> tht was ... fun
40:00 <fawks> it's not even a word
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it is so
41:00 <fawks> na uhh
41:00 <Doodle> unflappable is
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but I mean not easily phased
41:00 <Serenity> un·flap·pa·ble
41:00 <Serenity> ˌənˈflapəbəl/
41:00 <Serenity> adjective
41:00 <Serenity> informal
41:00 <Serenity> adjective: unflappable
41:00 <Serenity> 1.
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that word rob
41:00 <Serenity> having or showing calmness in a crisis.
41:00 <Serenity> i had to google
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off already cunts
41:00 <Serenity> ive literally never heard that word until now haha
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old
41:00 <fawks> fazed8
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't spell
41:00 <Serenity> but yes ve only seen him get in a tiz once
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yes woman
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One YES
41:00 <Serenity> in 6 years
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> do it
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> COME ON
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fazed
41:00 <Serenity> 5*
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fucking pussy
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Serenity <3
41:00 <Bastardly_One> no MoM
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Dusty you old fag.
42:00 <Serenity> ello pretty ladeh
42:00 <Bastardly_One> see what you women did ?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fucking confused now
42:00 <Bastardly_One> taaaaaaaaaake 2
42:00 <Doodle> did you just call me a woman?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> hai!
42:00 <Doodle> you are confused
42:00 <Bastardly_One> how are you all?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I did
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
42:00 <Loof> because the congo is gibberish zzzzzz
42:00 <Loof> convo
42:00 <Serenity> but yeah
42:00 <fawks> congo
42:00 <Bastardly_One> hai, how YOU doin? new to town?
42:00 <Serenity> WT is shitty cause I banned him for what he said to mom
42:00 <Serenity> and i didnt unban him before i went away
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOL
42:00 <Serenity> and now after what hes said im not unbanning it at all
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fucking cockbag anyway
43:00 <fawks> what'd he ssy
43:00 <fawks> say
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and Piet has a hard on for me even talking to Serenity
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> nothing to be repeated fawks
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and Maurice too
43:00 <Loof> wait WT is permabanned?
43:00 <Loof> yay
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh you don't wanna know
43:00 <Doodle> Pieter can't get a hardon
43:00 <Bastardly_One> was pretty offensive
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what WT said
43:00 <Loof> now only pieter and beehhh remaining :)
43:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what he say to you Serenity?
43:00 <fawks> go on
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, was a kiddie rape speil
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all ya need to know
44:00 <Bastardly_One> assuming MoM's other nick was male
44:00 <Serenity> hes been stalking me MistressOfMayhem lol pasting me my fb etc telling my husband hes gonna rape n murder me
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> was still a bit worse than that
44:00 <fawks> what a rude fuck
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> holy hell Serenity!!
44:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what a twisted idiot!
44:00 <Loof> i told you all he was fucked up
44:00 <Loof> but you wouldn't listen
44:00 <Serenity> [11:08] -WiLd_TuRkeY-: im going to rape sarah and murder her
44:00 <fawks> I cant get over how fucked in the head these people are 
44:00 <Mew> wtf
44:00 <Mew> Element was pasting your facebook the other night
45:00 <Serenity> rofl wow
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> should have been stains on the bedsheets
45:00 <fawks> these cunts obsess even when people aren't around
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fawks, it's why I disliked you for ages ... I assumed if most of these people hung in your channel you associated with them ... my mistake obviously but that was kind of why
45:00 <Atari> whip me MistressOfMayhem
45:00 <Serenity> that would be where Qt got it from then mew
45:00 <Serenity> WT*
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> okay Atari
45:00 <Atari> hard
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> only with a proper whip though
45:00 <fawks> none of them do they're all banned
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> imes when i poop
45:00 <fawks> for being cocksuckers
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> not just a kink scene one
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i fear i poop too much
46:00 <Atari> with barbed wire MistressOfMayhem
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> and sing this poopy song
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> with a proper whip
46:00 <Bastardly_One> really? I might come back then
46:00 <Bastardly_One> about time you got rid of them all
46:00 <fawks> they've been gone for ages
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yah, well ... I was pissy for ages
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Shadowgate> fawks is cuter when faux
47:00 <Shadowgate> MissterssOfMayhem is fu nny lol
47:00 <fawks> I know you were lol
47:00 <Loof> b1 matthew is in there
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and the fools come alive
47:00 <Loof> and the riddler is just a freak
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Matthew loves me
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in Australia now
47:00 <Bastardly_One> when I mean love
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I speak and he abuses
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and then ignores
47:00 <fawks> leave TheRiddler alone
47:00 <fawks> he's harmless
47:00 <Loof> so is beehhh
47:00 <Loof> your point?
47:00 <fawks> sometimes h doesn't think before he types but he means wellll
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and no picking on Romeo
48:00 <Bastardly_One> after what fawks told me
48:00 <Loof> romeo is awesome
48:00 <Loof> i love romeo
48:00 <fawks> what'd I tell you
48:00 <Loof> he always offers me coffee
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it makes perfect sense what he types if you know he's got an acquired brain injury
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> who is matthew?
48:00 <Loof> anyone who smokes weed is ok by me :)
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that fawks
48:00 <fawks> Romeo is fucking retarded
48:00 <spence> He offers me smokes and cigars
48:00 <fawks> he's on par with shads repeating shit like a derp
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> aha
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> idk anyones actual names xD
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you told me he has a brain injury though
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> well apart from mel.
48:00 <fawks> I didn't tell you that
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and went off at me about abusing him
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you did
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you got it from druidess
49:00 <fawks> druidess did I think
49:00 <fawks> I had no idea until she told us
49:00 <Loof> b1 i think you were mistaking fawks for someone else with compassion
49:00 <Bastardly_One> uh uh
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh god i cant wait for march
49:00 <fawks> :| I don't remember 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> she has compassion for him
49:00 <fawks> but yeah druidess told me
49:00 <Bastardly_One> alienated/romeo
49:00 <fawks> either way I don't care he's so annoying 
49:00 <fawks> lol loof
49:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks bitch
49:00 <fawks> .
49:00 <Bastardly_One> make me feel bad
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and now YOU find him annoying
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I might hate you again :P
50:00 <Loof> she doesn't care b1
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <fawks> I've always found him annoying wtf are you saying 
50:00 <fawks> I was ranting about how I want to stab him then druidess told us about his injury 
50:00 <fawks> and I was like ok but Hes still annoying
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he's frustratingly annoying
50:00 <druidess> druidess druidess druidess
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but now I find him totally harmless
50:00 <fawks> half the cunts in here are brain dead 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hello druidess :D
51:00 <Bastardly_One> half?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> 3/4s
51:00 <Doodle> druidesssssssss
51:00 <fawks> lol hey druidess 
51:00 <Loof> i've had more brain damage than most
51:00 <Loof> i think i'm still ok
51:00 <druidess> hugs doodle
51:00 <Doodle> fawkssssssssssss
51:00 <Bastardly_One> this channel is fruit n nut bar central
51:00 <Doodle> Doodlessssssssss
51:00 <fawks> dewdellll
51:00 <Shadowgate> when bastardly one typed at 4am in the morning once it was funny
51:00 <fawks> doodle I saw a pic that reminds me so muh of you and I lost it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> when Shadowgate was here at 4am once to see it
51:00 <Doodle> fuck paulie's here
51:00 <Nikky`> oh no..not 4am funny
51:00 <fawks> I need to find it again 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> then it was funnier
52:00 <spence> Who types at 4 am
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
52:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot
52:00 <Doodle> Nikkypoos
52:00 <Loof> seroquel is kicking in
52:00 <fawks> insomniacd
52:00 <fawks> s
52:00 <Nikky`> Doodledoooooo <3
52:00 <Doodle> <3
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs this possum is awake early tonight
52:00 <Doodle> want to make out
52:00 <Maurice> (17:39:19) (Bastardly_One): he's got the hots for you as bad as Piet has for Maurice
52:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna be sick
52:00 <Nikky`> If I can't sleep at 4am i'd rather watch boring tv and try and sleep then be on here
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
52:00 <Doodle> i'd have a wank
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he rages at me now
53:00 <Nikky`> I do want to make out Doodle
53:00 <Bastardly_One> for being part of the bitch brigade
53:00 <Loof> irc > tv
53:00 <fawks> OBAMA'S ELFFFFFF. DON'T WANNAAA BE OBAMA'S ELFFFFF. ANYMOOOOORR
53:00 <fawks> e
53:00 <Doodle> i mean with me Nikky`
53:00 <spence> lol loof
53:00 <Doodle> looool fawks
53:00 <ShadowLurker> (17:39:19) (Bastardly_One): he's got the hots for you as bad as Piet has for Meth <-- fixed
53:00 <fawks> hi
53:00 <Nikky`> you want to make out with yourself?
53:00 <Doodle> no
53:00 <Doodle> :/
53:00 <Doodle> well
53:00 <Doodle> i would
53:00 <fawks> it's stuck in my head
53:00 <fawks> :'(
53:00 <Nikky`> I can join in
53:00 <Nikky`> win win
53:00 <fawks> I can never sing the song te same again
53:00 <fawks> sing the song the same x 7
53:00 <Doodle> score
54:00 <Bastardly_One> what can I do to piss the housemate off that seems accidently making shitloads of noise I wonder?
54:00 <Nikky`> oooh lordy.. my mum has escape to the country on :/
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I'm slamming the door intentionally as I go for my walk
55:00 <Loof> b1 masturbate on his couch
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not having a morphine withdrawal day in bed
55:00 <Nikky`> you just moved in Bastardly_One,. another move soon? haha
55:00 <Bastardly_One> without me making you suffer
55:00 <Shadowgate> Loof told a b1 characterr to masturbate his funny lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I wanna Nikky`!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
55:00 <fawks> pretend to cook
55:00 <fawks> and slam pots and oans
55:00 <fawks> pans
55:00 <Atari> i got alcohol withdrawal symptoms after almost 20 days without booze
55:00 <Bastardly_One> not noisy enough :P
55:00 <fawks> wear high heels and tap dance in the bathroom 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> needs to be down the front of the house
56:00 <Atari> and it is fucking killing me
56:00 <Atari> arghhhh
56:00 <Doodle> i'd start my car next to his bedroom window
56:00 <Shadowgate> Atari after 2 days i needed alchhol when i said i would not drink
56:00 <Shadowgate> get alchol
56:00 <fawks> turn the lawn mower on inside the house 
56:00 <Loof> set off the smoke alarms
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and "unintentional"
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
56:00 <Doodle> will be louder after this weekend too
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, easier
56:00 <Maurice> I'd let my kids loose
56:00 <Atari> Shadowgate, i am a big bloke, i can fight it
56:00 <Doodle> BLAM
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll make some music
56:00 <Atari> all it's done is make my immune system weaker
56:00 <Atari> whole body is tired
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ought to hear the shit that comes out of my speakers when I am making shit
56:00 <Atari> and sweat
56:00 <Loof> make me some intro music
57:00 <Atari> and headaches i solve with panadol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's enough to want to make someone stab me to death with a screwdriver
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I might wait an hour or two yet
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and do that
57:00 <Loof> what is he doing?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> make some really nice dubsteb noises
57:00 <Loof> talking to himself?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he's dead
57:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... dead
57:00 <Bastardly_One> withdraw due to running out of cash day
57:00 <Loof> and he's noisy
57:00 <Loof> ah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he's dead in bed
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sadistic
58:00 <Bastardly_One> following?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
58:00 <Loof> nvm
58:00 <Loof> i cbf
58:00 <Bastardly_One> payback for the night of ranting the other day
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs that was like Piet
58:00 <Bastardly_One> in real life
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I was going nuts
58:00 <Loof> oh xmas?
58:00 <Loof> i dont do xmas well
59:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh just the other night this housemate of mine
59:00 <Bastardly_One> was on such a morphine high
59:00 <Loof>  fuck that
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he never shut up for 6hrs straight
59:00 <Bastardly_One> was so annoying
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on here talking to someone in pm
59:00 <fawks> :/
59:00 <fawks> did you sign a contract 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously planning to kill him for real at the time
59:00 <fawks> or can you leave when you want
59:00 <Loof> lol wt
00:00 <ShadowLurker> LOLOLOL
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no way fawks, I had an idea
00:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOL
00:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that it might be less than perfect
00:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he's ok, he's harmless
00:00 <Bastardly_One> just frustrating at times
00:00 <fawks> he sounds like a deadbeat 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly what he is
00:00 <fawks> how does he even pay rent
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I wanna know
00:00 <Doodle> bumsecks
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon the place is on a rent agreement
00:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
00:00 <fawks> lol
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> butt-def
01:00 <Shadowgate> fawks said lol lol
01:00 <fawks> lol
01:00 <Shadowgate> lol
01:00 <fawks> hehe
01:00 <Bastardly_One> am in the process of finding that out ... I just moved in ... can't be too distrustful or it's not in my favour
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I reckon he has an agreement with the agent personally
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I get reciepts for everything
02:00 <Bastardly_One> they do come in harmless varieties
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> same
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> need receipts
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> if somebody steals from your house
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah, at his age ... accept some self responsibilty son
02:00 <ShadowLurker> are you on the agreement too
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> hows it going at your place Bastardly_One?
03:00 <Atari> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Gvse3WNsU
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SHOENICE22 SLAMS WILD TURKEY (Oct 2, 2012) 6:07 - Category: Comedy - 464,836 views - 3,859 likes (94.6%), 222 dislikes (5.4%)
03:00 <Atari> check that linjk out
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet ... I only moved in a 3 weeks ago ShadowLurker
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> u confront the methadone addict yet bro
03:00 <Atari> it is full of shit
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still sussing shit
03:00 <Atari> he drilled a hole in the bottle
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
03:00 <Atari> and filled it with coke and lemonade
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
03:00 <ShadowLurker> youd best get on it quick before they get upset about subletting
03:00 <Atari> he hated his dad who beefed him cos his dad as a alco
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mate david has a problem quite similar living at a boarding house
03:00 <Bastardly_One> he reckons they're cool about it
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> chooses to live there cause it's cheap ;)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I want to be sure of ShadowLurker
04:00 <Mew> is the ex playmate still crashing at urs PandasDontDrive?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> precisely dude
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> glad u said ex
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but some shit you have to do on the sly
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah kicked her out, 2 weeks is 2 weeks Mew
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just biding my time until he slips and tells me shit
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> not allowed anyone to stay longer..
04:00 <Mew> LOL
04:00 <Bastardly_One> or it's the right time to find off of the agents themselves
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> well she gets her house weds
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> let's not start problems tonight mew
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he's still sulking with me anyway from 4 nights ago
05:00 <Bastardly_One> told him I wasn't a vending machine
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm feeling oh so jovial.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's been a bit sullen since
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> srs Bastardly_One?
05:00 <Mew> so youve kicked her out on the streets until wednesday?
05:00 <Mew> thats horrible
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha no shit
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
05:00 <Bastardly_One> this man is older than I am
05:00 <Nikky`> vending machine?
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> set her up with a girlfriend of mine now piss off.
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> how much?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, a cigarette vending machine
06:00 <Doodle> send her this way PandasDontDrive
06:00 <Bastardly_One> or a cone vending machine
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
06:00 <Doodle> i have a spare room
06:00 <Doodle> does she fuck
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> not even in the same state bro lol
06:00 <Doodle> thats ok
06:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't you seen this woman Doodle?
06:00 <Doodle> i dont mind
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> we r still friends man
06:00 <Nikky`> aaah gotcha
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, FB link her
06:00 <Doodle> no
06:00 <Mew> its okay this story never happened irl anyway
06:00 <Doodle> is she revolting
06:00 <Mew> she hasnt even added him on fb lol
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> she wants to move to melb soon
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> hasnt she?
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> quit it Mew
07:00 <Bastardly_One> she is a model from north american he's fanned
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> more important things are happening
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and supposedly spent time in the nuthouse in adelaide before landing on his doorstep
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i kinda am Bastardly_One
07:00 <Mew> she doesnt even mention a thank you on her fb for you housing her for two weeks
07:00 <Mew> what a shit mate
07:00 <Doodle> oh awesome, a crazy one
07:00 <Doodle> my fave
07:00 <DeathBivouac> evening 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and not real too
07:00 <Bastardly_One> one of his stories
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait
07:00 <Shadowgate> DeathBivouac a new character
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> are you stalking my fb?
07:00 <Nikky`> lol Doodle
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he's kicked her out on two occassions
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> not only stalk me irl but that too?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so far
08:00 <Mew> yeah dont forget the part where none of this actually happened
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew you need some sex
08:00 <DeathBivouac> not as such,been on and off this since 2001
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> one father in this house is going to get his ass kicked in a minute
08:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> Mew are you on heat?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> kick his arse MistressOfMayhem!
08:00 <DeathBivouac> Metalhead,peak climber and quite bored with facebook.
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> man Bastardly_One dude
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt type to start shit
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> so ima go for a bit
08:00 <Bastardly_One> someone go for a walk for me
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot be fucked
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One he's a good dad. but hes more interested in playing on his laptop atm than playing with his son, who is CLEARLY all over him
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> GRRRRRRRR
09:00 <Mew> how about a fake walk to a fake place that i never left the house to go to
09:00 <Zade> run instead Bastardly_One
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
09:00 <Mew> but ill tell you i did on here huu
09:00 <Mew> huhu*
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> pce Mew mwa  mwa continue to stalk me, tell me about Ashlee again
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> cya
09:00 <Bastardly_One> HUHU
09:00 <Bastardly_One> poop!
09:00 <Mew> BULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <Nikky`> oooh lordy its BuLL
09:00 <Mew> WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK
09:00 <DeathBivouac> still many familiar names from back then 
09:00 <BuLL> Hi there :)
09:00 <DeathBivouac> though I recall the list being around 400 back then
10:00 <DeathBivouac> hey Nikky`
10:00 <BuLL> thought i'd pop in and say hullo
10:00 <Nikky`> Been awhile BuLL
10:00 <Nikky`> Hey DeathBivouac :o)
10:00 <BuLL> t'has!
10:00 <Mew> whats been happening in life BuLLz
10:00 <Nikky`> Whats new
10:00 <DeathBivouac> Do you like the bulls ? perhaps Pippen ?
10:00 <Mew> update us all
10:00 <Bastardly_One> BuLL, clairey has been gone forever ... it's been safe for you for a while now
10:00 <DeathBivouac> Just checked my climbing gear over and my fishing reels and such
10:00 <BuLL> happening? womens.. booze.. dumplings.. work.. gym.. uhh..... stuff
10:00 <DeathBivouac> holiday is looming
10:00 <BuLL> haha clairey is gone? aww
11:00 <DeathBivouac> how about you ?
11:00 <Mew> ive never tried dumplings
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I must get around to stalking her on FB ... effort though
11:00 <Mew> #shelteredlyf
11:00 <Nikky`> fishing n climbing does not sound like fun
11:00 <BuLL> I've just gotten home from dumplings with friends in china town
11:00 <BuLL> you should give them a whirl
11:00 <DeathBivouac> If I did neither i'd be in the ground by now
12:00 <DeathBivouac> though climbing is not without risk 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if it's cold outside?
12:00 <Nikky`> Yes depends how high I guess
12:00 <Nikky`> It will be cold
12:00 <Bastardly_One> who am I kidding? In this town after sundown it's always cold
12:00 <BuLL> how are all of you ladies and gents?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm awesome
12:00 <Nikky`> I is excellent
12:00 <BuLL> any news?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's to be expected
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always news
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but nothing anyone wants to hear
13:00 <DeathBivouac> I'm working up to a second attempt at the Eiger
13:00 <BuLL> oh come on, tell us!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't usually stop me though
13:00 <Nikky`> coz we heard it all before :P
13:00 <Nikky`> Hey Bellatrix :o)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
13:00 <Bastardly_One> what Nikky` said :P
13:00 <DeathBivouac> Heckmair route,no warmth no nor safety
13:00 <Bellatrix> Hi Nikky`
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Bellatrix
13:00 <Bastardly_One> what's goin' awn and shit
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
13:00 <Bellatrix> Hi Bastardly_One
13:00 <BuLL> anyone got any exciting NYE stories?
13:00 <Nikky`> That went all *woosh* DeathBivouac
14:00 <Bellatrix> well, after 10 days and 6 seasons I finally finished watching Dawson's Creek hahaha!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> we're all waiting for someone with a life to come in to live vicariously through
14:00 <Bellatrix> oh... haha
14:00 <Bastardly_One> dear Goddes
14:00 <Bellatrix> my friend signed me up to Tinder
14:00 <BuLL> oh oh I have one of those now!!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Godess also
14:00 <Bellatrix> is that exciting?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you sound be perm banned for that :P
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
14:00 <BuLL> I'm on Okcupid
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah about as exciting as a pintrest board
14:00 <Bellatrix> hahahahah Bastardly_One, what do you think I have been doing while reading the mindless crap on here :P
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that too
15:00 <DeathBivouac> for NYE I camped on feathertop
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <ShadowLurker> fapping
15:00 <Serenity> rofl i did a dawsons creek marathon a couple weeks ago
15:00 <DeathBivouac> drank a few rums and fell asleep
15:00 <Bellatrix> Serenity, I love you :P
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Serenity im downloading that atm lmfao
15:00 <BuLL> someone messaged me today because apparently I look just like a doctor she works with.. i told her she'd be surprised at how often i get mistaken for doctors people work with
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not YOU too Serenity, I thought you were sane and shit?
15:00 <Serenity> ^_^
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> I love me
15:00 <Bellatrix> MistressOfMayhem, I just finished it
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i have a 'the mentalist' marathon going on atm
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs, AND the brat?
15:00 <Serenity> i love dawsons creek
15:00 <Bellatrix> Serenity and MistressOfMayhem, I cried my eyes out
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you woman are fucked
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> I love me more
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you're all off my list now
15:00 <DeathBivouac> I like that kiss me song
15:00 <Shadowgate> Bellatrix is adorable aww
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> better than neighbours sir
15:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
16:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, the things you ;earn about people :P
16:00 <Serenity> ^^
16:00 <DeathBivouac> and michelle williams was a cute thing
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't watch neighbours
16:00 <Shadowgate> Bellatrix did a face lol :p
16:00 <Serenity> i loved pacey
16:00 <BuLL> for NYE I went to a masquerade ball at the European Bier cafe in the city
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmmmmm
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh pacey.
16:00 <BuLL> by myself......
16:00 <Romperstomper> hi Serenity , long time
16:00 <Romperstomper> o/
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> <3
16:00 <Bastardly_One> must be time for that walk
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> always loved the name
16:00 <Serenity> ello romper
16:00 <Serenity> hello*
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bed time
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you women are scary!
16:00 <Serenity> for new years.. we drank for 5 days.
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey bella
16:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey mistress
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Etc
16:00 <BuLL> 5 days!! hell yeah
17:00 <Bellatrix> omfgbbqhax :D
17:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs ... don't say I didn't warn y'all!
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hi omfgbbqhax
17:00 <Serenity> yeah.,.. im not feeling too hot today though
17:00 <BuLL> I ended up with a woman I'd just met sleeping next to my in my bed
17:00 <DeathBivouac> bearing In mind I was a hormone driven male when that series was running
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One stay!
17:00 <DeathBivouac> Pacey was my mortal enemy
17:00 <BuLL> 10 years my senior.......
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Night all
17:00 <B1-not-here> nuh I gotta go for about half an hour or I won't do it MistressOfMayhem
17:00 <Bellatrix> MistressOfMayhem, why is he leaving?
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> And mistress h are stilk jot my friend
17:00 <Bellatrix> night omfgbbqhax
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im way to into the mentalist atm haha
17:00 <DeathBivouac> now I have no hormonal drive and just scale mountains instead
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> coz we're talking about dawsons creek Bellatrix
17:00 <DeathBivouac> might give deadwood a run soon
17:00 <Bellatrix> MistressOfMayhem, I like that show too
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> 30 mins B1-not-here.
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> 30 mins!
18:00 <Shadowgate> DeathBivouac a new character but claims he is not
18:00 <B1-not-here> lol ... nuh, I have something to do ... back in about 30
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Damn u mistress
18:00 <Bellatrix> MistressOfMayhem, hahahaha... if that's what he is pissy about he needs a better life
18:00 <Bellatrix> :P
18:00 <DeathBivouac> Definitely not
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha xD
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what omfgbbqhax?
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> why?
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> U didnt add me
18:00 <DeathBivouac> I attended a few irc 'party' gatherings
18:00 <BuLL> does Picard stuff come 'round here?
18:00 <DeathBivouac> years ago now
18:00 <BuLL> I miss him
18:00 <BuLL> and Matthew?
19:00 <B1-not-here> false alarm
19:00 <BuLL> good times
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Anyway
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you never gave me ur addy again omfgbbqhax
19:00 <B1-not-here> ummmmmmmm
19:00 <omfgbbqhax>     Night
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and im watching tv, so im not adding now
19:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i told you mine, you add me
19:00 <B1-not-here> Matthew is in Australia
19:00 <B1-not-here> and Picard is always here
19:00 <Bellatrix> perhaps I should go and read now that Im done with Dawsons
19:00 <BuLL> ahh fair enough
19:00 <Bellatrix> However Im back to reality tomorrow :(
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> most people are lol
19:00 <Excessive> boom
19:00 <Excessive> tish
20:00 <Bastardly_One> while I decide if I'm wandering or not for a tiny bit
20:00 <Bellatrix> Yeah
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I might as well get out of away
20:00 <Bellatrix> Not fun considering first day back and Im at a different office in a kinda different role
20:00 <Bastardly_One> buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
20:00 <Bellatrix> fun times
20:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... I am seriously putting the heater on
20:00 <Bellatrix> its not cold Bastardly_One
20:00 <Excessive> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> what kind of bullshit is that in Jan?
20:00 <Excessive> heater in the summer
20:00 <Romperstomper> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it is up here in an old house
21:00 <Kynetic> probably because i didnt notice you were here yet
21:00 <Excessive> eheh
21:00 <Bellatrix> hrmmm
21:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
21:00 <Bastardly_One> saw that coming
21:00 <Bellatrix> ouch
21:00 <Bellatrix> so why was he/she banned in the first place?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> trollin'
21:00 <Bellatrix> oh is that all
21:00 <Bellatrix> :P
22:00 <BuLL> they see me trollin.. they hatin..
22:00 <Bastardly_One> there's trollin' and trollin'
22:00 <Kynetic> lol
22:00 <Bellatrix> Whatevs :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I hardly troll anymore
22:00 <Bastardly_One> could say I've lost my touch
22:00 <Bastardly_One> more like I cannot be bothered
22:00 <Bastardly_One> effort
22:00 <Loof> maybe ur at peace
22:00 <Bellatrix> lazy
22:00 <Bastardly_One> just older
22:00 <DeathBivouac> nazi trollin ? or just a general moron ?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> over it I guess
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nazi trollin' I guess
23:00 <Bellatrix> is it too early for sleep?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> in the way you're thinking
23:00 <Bastardly_One> not if you have to work
23:00 <Bastardly_One> not really
23:00 <Bellatrix> which I do...
23:00 <Bellatrix> after 10 days off
23:00 <Bastardly_One> 10pm finish, 7am start
23:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty normal
23:00 <Bellatrix> can someone like come and sneeze on me so i get sick or something
23:00 <Kynetic> all i know is its fred bear
24:00 <couleurs> does any1 wanna chat
24:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is Fred
24:00 <Kynetic> and that he was perm banned under the nick puppy.
24:00 <Bastardly_One> aka AndrewBolt
24:00 <DeathBivouac> child's play
24:00 <Bellatrix> pfft Bastardly_One, those hours are fucked! I only do 9am-5pm
24:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
24:00 <Kynetic> sooooo
24:00 <BuLL> I'm not sick but I can try?
24:00 <Bellatrix> BuLL, doesnt help if you arent sick
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix, I mean to sleep you goose :P
24:00 <Excessive> A group of climate change scientists were rescued by helicopter Jan. 2, after being stranded in the ice since Christmas morning.
24:00 <Excessive> Read more: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/mike-ciandella/2014/01/02/frozen-out-98-stories-ignore-ice-bound-ship-was-global-warming-missi#ixzz2pWCNoMkF
24:00 <BuLL> oh.. you didn't say
24:00 <DeathBivouac> I adore germany and switzerland but that nonsense died in 1945
24:00 <Bellatrix> oh... 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I could cough on you ... but you wouldn't get sick
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a permanent cough ...
24:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, again - that doesnt help
25:00 <DeathBivouac> lack of creativity out there on a grand scale
25:00 <Kynetic> cough on me
25:00 <DeathBivouac> me too,copd
25:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, stop smoking then
25:00 <Kynetic> i like germs
25:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't matter if i stopped or not
25:00 <DeathBivouac> I will never be able to do everest or anything remotely as high
25:00 <Excessive> more fckn global warming xperts
25:00 <Kynetic> * Warren1984 has also used the nicknames: wazza Tigger_rides_clip_clop
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I have emphysema so I hack all the time
25:00 <Kynetic> Tigger_rides_clip_clop
25:00 <BuLL> classic Warren1984
25:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck at the last one?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I want your script
26:00 <Bastardly_One> mine just shows clones
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that last one is ... well
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <Bellatrix> pfft - alarm is set :.
26:00 <Bellatrix> :/
26:00 <Bellatrix> 7:15am wake up :(
26:00 <Bellatrix> Yuk!!!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate mondays full stop
26:00 <Bastardly_One> always a big day for me
26:00 <BuLL> you cats should hear the sweet-ass jazz I have playing through my hi-fi
27:00 <couleurs> k
27:00 <Bellatrix> work is always fun on a monday morning
27:00 <Loof> BuLL heard of Squirril Nut Zippers?
27:00 <Bellatrix> well - people are just going to ask how i spent my holidays
27:00 <BuLL> I never have, no
27:00 <Bellatrix> and lucky me spent most of them in my jammies :D
27:00 <Loof> pretty cool jazz
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I hated that when at work ...
27:00 <DeathBivouac> we know the climate is changing
27:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone alway did something interesting
28:00 <Bastardly_One> me? usually stayed at hom
28:00 <DeathBivouac> but In the grand scheme of things it doesn't worry me
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *home
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <fawks> i loved pacey too!!
28:00 <BuLL> I'll check it out, Loof.. thanks
28:00 <fawks> oh
28:00 <fawks> wow
28:00 <Loof> np :)
28:00 <fawks> I was scrolled up my bad
28:00 <DeathBivouac> the face I'm attempting for the second time is crumbling anyway
28:00 <fawks> awks
28:00 <Excessive> DeathBivouac ........... lmao .......... u should get into space based weather control
28:00 <BuLL> I took a girl out on a date to a jazz club last weekend which was cool
28:00 <BuLL> Wilbur Wilde's band was playing
28:00 <DeathBivouac> the ice that holds it together is gradually melting off
28:00 <DeathBivouac> what are you on about Excessive ?
28:00 <Loof> no use fighting the sleeping pills, have a great night everyone and keep safe
28:00 <BuLL> we made out in front of Wilbur Wilde.. and he totally saw
28:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, I had every intention of spending these holidays at home in my jammies doing nothing. I needed a rest rather than a 'holiday'
28:00 <Excessive> noffin ........
29:00 <DeathBivouac> read what I said then
29:00 <Bellatrix> fawks, me too :P
29:00 <fawks> :D
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix, you would in your line of work ... kind of what's stopped me ever being interested in it on a serious level ... was a career choice of mine at one stage
29:00 <BuLL> brb chick wants me to take a selfie and send it to her
29:00 <DeathBivouac> odds are a tumble of stone and ice will grub me out 
29:00 <DeathBivouac> bring it
30:00 <fawks> paste to us too BuLL 
30:00 <fawks> kgo
30:00 <Bastardly_One> one thing I must say I hate about Samsung phones
30:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, I love what I do but its important to know when you need a rest from it - something which I think a lot of people forget. Too many people easily keep going and burn out
31:00 <fawks> what do you do
31:00 <Bastardly_One> is taking pics with them ... they're always too bright
31:00 <Bellatrix> fawks, I'm a Social Worker.
31:00 <fawks> ah k
31:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, I believe you can adjust the brightness.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix, exactly ... that's why I could never take it as a serious career. The anxiety disorder would of burnt me out big time
31:00 <Excessive> DeathBivouac, bring it? ........... if one was to tell u that another can be controlled ........ or that the weather can be controlled ......... u wouldn't believe it till u'd see it ......... so yeah
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you can but damn they're annoying
32:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, It's easier dealing with other people's problems than your own :P
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix, just as exhausting though
32:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, Not really.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I kind of babysit one on here
32:00 <fawks> im too easily irritated to deal with people's shit I think
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he's exhausting
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I've the patience of a saint believe it or not
32:00 <fawks> I sympathise... sometimes but other times I'd just be like SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT
33:00 <fawks> and they'd be drooling on themselves 
33:00 <fawks> .
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
33:00 <Bellatrix> It gets easy when you learn to detach and realise that people make their own choices which are out of your control.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's like the one i babysit on here
33:00 <Bastardly_One> bit obvious as to who if you pay attention
33:00 <Bellatrix> fawks, there are times when I would like to say that
33:00 <fawks> so you deal with people of all ages
33:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, I think I know who you are referring to
33:00 <fawks> or just a certain age grouo
33:00 <fawks> group
33:00 <Bellatrix> fawks, 18+ families
33:00 <fawks> do*
34:00 <fawks> ah 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> not just housing welfare though
34:00 <Bellatrix> huh
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the whole shebang
34:00 <BuLL> aaaand i'm back
34:00 <fawks> wb
34:00 <fawks> pics
34:00 <fawks> go
34:00 <Bellatrix> I work with families who are homeless or at risk of homelessness but you need to assist to address the support needs which have lead them to that situation
35:00 <BuLL> you guys wanna see my macklemore hair? lol that's why i took it.. i slicked it back (i usually spike it forward)
35:00 <DeathBivouac> Excessive ?
35:00 <BuLL> ok 1 sec i'll have to upload it somewhere
35:00 <DeathBivouac> You're living up to the name
35:00 <Bastardly_One> did Excessive have a rant and I missed it?
35:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> my panties are soaked
35:00 <DeathBivouac> I fear no weather,I got smashed by a storm halfway up the eiger north face and held out for a night
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, is Excessive going on about the weather? He can change weather on you
36:00 <Bastardly_One> watch it!
36:00 <DeathBivouac> not sure what Excessive is on about,but it's giving me an excuse to type I guess
36:00 <DeathBivouac> the alps did that for me 
36:00 <DeathBivouac> Love to see it though ;)
36:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> alps killed michael schumaker
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I tell people I have emphysema but really it's legionaires disease
36:00 <Excessive> all I said was that DeathBivouac wouldn't prolly believe that another can be controlled or that the weather can be controlled at will
36:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> alps aint' no friend of mine
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I got it on a mission in the saudi desert with the friend legion
37:00 <BuLL> here.. try this
37:00 <BuLL> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q75/s720x720/1551632_10203202056478592_1050509396_n.jpg
37:00 <DeathBivouac> has he kicked it yet ?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yesterday I think
38:00 <Nikky`> botox for the wrinkles :P
38:00 <Nikky`> He isn't dead
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no?
38:00 <Atari> his dead jim
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought he did yesterday or something
38:00 <Bastardly_One> could be wrong
38:00 <BuLL> me? my wrinkles??
38:00 <BuLL> :(
38:00 <Bellatrix> ive been considering botox
38:00 <Bellatrix> but i think im too young :P
38:00 <Nikky`> yeah
38:00 <Maurice> Hes not dead
38:00 <BuLL> they happen when i raise my eyebrow :(
38:00 <DeathBivouac> no..
39:00 <Bellatrix> but i havr this one wrinkle that annoys me!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Bella, show me a current pic ... I'll tell ya if you do
39:00 <DeathBivouac> doesn't look good for him though
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i am fucked.
39:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, I know I dodnt need it!
39:00 <couleurs> i've got buttocks lmao
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix, show me!
39:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, no
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yes!
39:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> my panty crotch is crusting over
39:00 <DeathBivouac> but I'm still dirty over his moves on damon hill 
39:00 <Bellatrix> Im not playing this game
39:00 <Nikky`> stop being a pic whore
39:00 <Bastardly_One> awww
39:00 <Nikky`> haha
39:00 <DeathBivouac> he's an arse,but I guess noone deserves brain injury
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you hush ... or ... show too!
40:00 <Bellatrix> and ive learnt recently to not trust anyone so there is no way in hell im giving anyone on irc a photo of myself
40:00 <Nikky`> No
40:00 <DeathBivouac> not particularly worried either way
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yes!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix, pfffffffffffft ... you remember what I looked like? exactly the same but no hair
40:00 <Atari> Bellatrix, it took you a decade to learn that ?
40:00 <Atari> geeze
40:00 <BuLL> what's the worst they could do Bellatrix?
41:00 <BuLL> I don't mind if these neckbeards see what I look like
41:00 <Atari> BuLL, stick a girbil in your ass ?
41:00 <BuLL> ;)
41:00 <BuLL> <3 you neckbeards
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't care either
41:00 <Bastardly_One> except I think most pics of me look shit
42:00 <BuLL> yeah I took like 6 to get one I didn't hate just now
42:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/7pfHw4S.jpg
42:00 <Bastardly_One> me ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/198330_10150117640888104_127742_n.jpg
42:00 <Bellatrix> BuLL, who knows
42:00 <Bellatrix> id rather not know
42:00 <Bellatrix> or find out
43:00 <BuLL> there you go, just a dude.. nose ring.. rock on..
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
43:00 <BuLL> isn't it nice when we all get along?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> just an old man ... doin' my thing
43:00 <Excessive> still haven't seen the light Bastardly_One
43:00 <Bellatrix> BuLL, its refreshing :P
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I see the light each time I bend over Excessive
43:00 <Bellatrix> haha
44:00 <Excessive> eheh
44:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> you've let others come in but not me i'd remember that
44:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> fuck you very much
44:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> hi paula
44:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> how are we
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and if I tighten up my hole you may never see the light again!
44:00 <baz> awks
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh my god
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wtf did i just read
45:00 <BuLL> haha random is awesome.. smooth jazz into Pantera
45:00 <Excessive> no ............. u have it wrong ......... u have a pic of urself lookin at it, but u still haven't seen it :P
45:00 <Bastardly_One> MistressOfMayhem ... NeuropsychiatricPatient is beehhhh
45:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> I'm dead for straya
46:00 <BuLL> so yeah, I made out with a 40 year old chick on NYE at midnight.. she was a young looking 40 though
46:00 <BuLL> I'm 30 btw
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm older than 40
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> my head is wraped with wet towel
46:00 <BuLL> got a bit handsy in bed later but nothing else happened.. nice boobs
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One i meant what you had typed lol
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and im sure i would have figured that out
46:00 <Bastardly_One> MistressOfMayhem, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... Mike Patton lyrics? :P
46:00 <Maurice> Me on the left https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/179608_10150138206780844_1007375_n.jpg
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh okay
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that's part of a FNM song :P
47:00 <BuLL> it was all very exciting for me because I was just standing at the bar double-fisting bourbons and she approached ME.. that hasn't happened before
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix, it's beehhhh
47:00 <Bellatrix> oh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> now, for Maurice's link *clicks*
47:00 <Bellatrix> thanks
47:00 <Bellatrix> im wondering how it knows my name'
47:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> square premium chicken snitzels
47:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
47:00 <Bellatrix> but anyway
47:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> its ok i wont bite
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i am way too excited for my weekend away
48:00 <Bellatrix> where are you going MistressOfMayhem?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix, always the same ident ... the mammal one
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> only to melb
48:00 <georgeandwell> hi
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> in march
48:00 <Bellatrix> oh haha
48:00 <Bellatrix> and where are you now?
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but its away from here, so im thrilled!
48:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> yeah mammals
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im south west vic
48:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> we are killing them
48:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls
48:00 <Bellatrix> ah okay :D
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> georgeandwell show feet
48:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> be alart n be alarmed
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if Bellatrix knows that song called Hey Paula
49:00 <Bastardly_One> by Ernie Sigley?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wbu you Bellatrix?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> if not I should sing it :D
49:00 <georgeandwell> n e girls wana suck my toe
49:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> what was ya gonna prove i quite didnt get ever?
49:00 <MistressOfMayhem> georgeandwell show me feet
49:00 <Bastardly_One> who was gonna prove it?
50:00 <Cleo11> do you reckon its mammal because he classes himself as a middle aged man in lycra
50:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> mankind sucks 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> MistressOfMayhem, you're not into guys feet are ya?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a foot thing ... very fussy though
50:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
50:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, oh gee ,.... 
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fuck no Bastardly_One
50:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> georgeandwell show cock
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> on my other server i frequent, one guy constantly says show feet
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix, what? :P
50:00 <MistressOfMayhem> its as annoying as n e girls
51:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> i wanna suck his asian chippalota
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh MoM
51:00 <Bastardly_One> gottcha
51:00 <Bellatrix> ah
51:00 <BuLL> woah i looked away for a minute.. foot thing?
51:00 <Bellatrix> I think it might be time to quit smoking
51:00 <Bellatrix> :/
51:00 <georgeandwell> hehehe
51:00 <BuLL> i've never met anyone with a proper foot thing
51:00 <MistressOfMayhem> why for Bellatrix?
51:00 <georgeandwell> i saw it once in a movie
52:00 <Bastardly_One> quitting smoking is like anything ... you have to want to first
52:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP
52:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, yes I know that
52:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> straya is filled wit pricks, arsonist, murderer, criminal and liar
52:00 <Bellatrix> but im beginning to wonder if im getting a smoker's cough
52:00 <BuLL> you're filled with pricks...
52:00 <Bastardly_One> a *coughs* ... what? *coughs*
52:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
52:00 <BuLL> :D
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not gonna lecture
53:00 <Bastardly_One> how can I?
53:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> robin brown did a hilarious move on a gang attack
53:00 <georgeandwell> MistressOfMayhem: do u wan asian willlie
53:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> she likes it in her loose arse
53:00 <georgeandwell> where is my friend beeh
53:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> he is sleeping
54:00 <georgeandwell> ok
54:00 <georgeandwell> hes a weirdo
54:00 <Bellatrix> or perhaps im just getting sick
54:00 <Bellatrix> who knows
54:00 <Bellatrix> *shrug*
54:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> he's dreamin of melbourne in his nap
54:00 <georgeandwell> haha
54:00 <georgeandwell> too late 
55:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> footscray is full of hiv infected somalian pirate
55:00 <georgeandwell> full of junkies too
55:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> wonder whats it be like to live in snow
55:00 <Bellatrix> Night all. time for sleep
56:00 <georgeandwell> are the girls in this channel all into bdsm
56:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> china is colder straya is hotter
57:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> winter feels like spring, spring feels like summer, whats summer suppose to feel like?
58:00 <georgeandwell> china has two seasons
58:00 <georgeandwell> sorry thats malaysia
58:00 <georgeandwell> wet season and dry season
58:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> malaysia is cool 
59:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> http://www.theborneopost.com/2014/01/05/sabah-student-back-early-from-holidays-beaten-to-death/
59:00 <georgeandwell> all the equatorial has like that
59:00 <georgeandwell> lol
59:00 <georgeandwell> wtf
59:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> he supose to start with me 2morrow
59:00 <georgeandwell> ????
00:00 <georgeandwell> tell story
00:00 <berger> http://i.imgur.com/VMoBoWP.png
00:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/7pfHw4S.jpg
01:00 <georgeandwell> inwent to clubx today
01:00 <ShadowLurker> we know youve said it already
01:00 <BuLL> get anything fun?
02:00 <Calin> couleurs i just clicked on that link on reddit, I am getting reposts from irc !
02:00 <georgeandwell> yeah went to the peep show
02:00 <BuLL> I want to pick up a blindfold.. but i can probably just go to spotlight or something
02:00 <couleurs> okay :(
02:00 <berger> what about mine Calin
02:00 <BuLL> oh yeah? dirty peeps hey? how was that?
03:00 <georgeandwell> good there was a nice blond girl with long legs
03:00 <Calin> berger hadn't seen that before, you browsing /r/cringepics or is that your content ?
03:00 <berger> yes
03:00 <DeathBivouac> gotta pack my bags and sharpen the ice axes
03:00 <DeathBivouac> have a good one whoever I was talking to
03:00 <Calin> it wasn't a yes or no question ...
04:00 <berger> ok
04:00 <BuLL> I've only gone to the peeps once, spent $2 and saw some gross girl going to town on herself with a dildo..
04:00 <BuLL> I wasn't really impressed
04:00 <Nikky`> Seeya DeathBivouac
04:00 <Calin> Cornflake-Girl there is a nick I haven't seen in forever
05:00 <georgeandwell> those girls arent gross
05:00 <georgeandwell> they are nice
05:00 <georgeandwell> not bad looking imo
06:00 <georgeandwell> i just drove from the snowy mountains to melbourne today i reckon i clocked about 650km
07:00 <georgeandwell> from tumut to melbourne ... so after i had dinner i poped into clubx for a quick look hehe i was looking for something to do
08:00 <BuLL> that's a hell of a journey.. I'm glad you got a decent looking peep chick
08:00 <georgeandwell> im not sure why im still awake also from all that driving i am so tired yet wide awake kekeke
08:00 <BuLL> should hit up The Men's Gallery if you're here in an evening
08:00 <Calin> going to the peep show .. man that is some grim pickings
09:00 <couleurs> RIP Walkmen :(
09:00 <georgeandwell> i went to check out the snowy mountains hydro plant
09:00 <georgeandwell> it was alirght
10:00 <georgeandwell> i wouldnt mind a tour inside he tunnel
10:00 <georgeandwell> would be gnarly
10:00 <partay> georgeandwell i bet you wouldnt
10:00 <georgeandwell> gnarly
10:00 <georgeandwell> dude
11:00 <partay> georgeandwell hahaha
11:00 <georgeandwell> my honda civic didnt do too well on the freeway poor thing
11:00 <partay> honda civic is a chicks car
11:00 <georgeandwell> it struggle up the mountain
12:00 <partay> i bet you sit right up close to the steering wheel and wear glasses 
12:00 <georgeandwell> yeah i do
12:00 <georgeandwell> its rad
12:00 <BuLL> a couple of years ago a girl friend said to me that if I ever become single, (i've been in long term relationships since I was like 16 until 4 months ago) i'd be dangerous because of my way with words
12:00 <partay> yeah
12:00 <partay> i bet you get road raged
12:00 <BuLL> I gotta tell you.. so far, she's been pretty right.. being single fucking rocks you guys
12:00 <berger> goldie hawn
12:00 <georgeandwell> a honda civic is a surfie car but its gotta be a hatch
13:00 <Calin> BuLL no way .. you had a compliment a few years ago ?
13:00 <partay> BuLL indeed.. i remember those days.. bitches everywhere
13:00 <BuLL> yeah man, totally did
13:00 <Calin> get that shit printed out and framed
13:00 <georgeandwell> chicks like a mans words 
13:00 <BuLL> i'd have to dig up a verbal conversation from a few years ago.. might take a while
13:00 <georgeandwell> u gotta show u are much smarter than her that impresses them
14:00 <Calin> you have such a way with words, perhaps you could just freestyle it
14:00 <BuLL> haha yeaaaah i'm not sure if that's the secret
14:00 <Calin> you are dangerous man, dangerous.
14:00 <georgeandwell> if a guy did that to me like be a smart arse ill king hit the nig
14:00 <BuLL> i'm sensing some sarcasm
15:00 <Calin> playful sarcasm !
15:00 <BuLL> I raised an eyebrow.. but smiled.. playful I like
15:00 <BuLL> I'm just excited, is all.. this is a whole new world for me
16:00 <Calin> nah good on you, I am bitter because I am recently single and have yet to christen my new found freedom
16:00 <Nikky`> lol
16:00 <Calin> :D
17:00 <BuLL> oh man, get into it! It's great! Like I said it's been 4 months for me and I'm only really just starting to get into my stride
17:00 <Scattered> im with BuLL
17:00 <Scattered> its good Calin
17:00 <couleurs> k
17:00 <Calin> yeah you guys are right ! It's all good, it's still a bit fresh but have no fear I will be spreading my wings soon
18:00 <partay> Calin remember.. They are all sisters 
18:00 <couleurs> me 2 like a chemical reaction
18:00 <Calin> I want to lose a bit of this relationship chub, get back to fine form
18:00 <couleurs> Bye georgeasshoel
18:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. smash some pussy and then never call them back
19:00 <BuLL> The best method i've found is to just be happy. People are drawn to happy people.
19:00 <Scattered> thats it Pyro-
19:00 <Nikky`> oooh lordy
20:00 <partay> its all about smashin that pussy
20:00 <Calin> BuLL - %100 right
20:00 <BuLL> Also, figure out exactly what you want and how long you want it for. For example, I know that I do not want a relationship right now so that makes things so much simpler. I've made plans. I have a direction and goals.
20:00 <Pyro-> chicks dig it
20:00 <BuLL> I'm trying to get out and do as much as possible.
20:00 <BuLL> (Not talking about chicks)
21:00 <BuLL> but... also chicks ;)
21:00 <Pyro-> they try and act all innocent and stuff, but deep down, they love the cock :D
21:00 <BuLL> haha crude but mostly true, in MOST cases
21:00 <partay> Pyro- you know the shit 
21:00 <couleurs> ;)
21:00 <slower> Pyro- you realy are a idiot
22:00 <Calin> hahah
22:00 <Pyro-> yeah but i'm good at it :P
22:00 <partay> fawks will tell it as it is 
22:00 <Pyro-> hey fawks
22:00 <Pyro-> yeah..
22:00 <Pyro-> she knows
22:00 <partay> fawks do chikis love the cock or what ?
23:00 <fawks> I can't speak on behalf of all chicks
23:00 <fawks> some do some dont
23:00 <Scattered> we all know they do partay
23:00 <partay> well apart from the leso's
23:00 <Mewz> im a fan of the cock
24:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. they love strap ons instead
24:00 <partay> sometimes i wish i was single again
24:00 <BuLL> atta girl
24:00 <BuLL> know what you like, get what you want
24:00 <partay> Mewz would be a dirty bitch too
25:00 <Scattered> good for Mewz
25:00 <Mewz> live life to the fullest - my muff, 2014.
25:00 <partay> exactly
25:00 <faux> lmao
25:00 <Pyro-> this turned pretty raunchy .. re0w
26:00 <Scattered> nice
26:00 <Student> <Mewz> live life to the fullest - my muff, 2014. <--- looks like someone has been challenged by the time 
26:00 <BuLL> I'm actually chatting with the girl I've been sleeping with on facebook right now. She's saying that I carry myself in a way that makes her heart race.. I have no idea how that is but if I had to guess it's a bit of faux confidence, a bit of humour and a determination that I will have her before the night is over
27:00 <Pyro-> mewz, do you travel ? :P
27:00 <BuLL> if that helps anyone
27:00 <DeathByCats> thats genuinely the gayest shit ive ever heard
28:00 <doctor> LOL
28:00 <doctor> oops caps
28:00 <faux> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
28:00 <Student>  I've been sleeping with on facebook right now. <---- :)
28:00 <Nikky`> lol
28:00 <faux> u MaKe MaH HeARt RaCe
28:00 <BuLL> Serenity: my thing?
28:00 <Student> doctor that was "too" happy :)
28:00 <ShadowLurker> that's well gay tho
28:00 <Serenity> yes.
28:00 <Pyro-> you make everything... groovy
28:00 <faux> GroOOOoOvyY
29:00 <BuLL> oh.. don't know what to tell you except.. I'm getting laid, so that's ok
29:00 <doctor> yes I agree Student, lower case was what I was going for
29:00 <faux> i got lad once
29:00 <faux> then i woke up
29:00 <Serenity> hey do what you gotta do man
29:00 <Pyro-> heh... lad
29:00 <faux> LOL
29:00 <Serenity> doesnt matter. got laid.
29:00 <couleurs> i hope i make some1's heart race that'd be pretty gnarly and rad
29:00 <ShadowLurker> lolk
29:00 <BuLL> indubitably
29:00 <partay> ive never gone to bed with an ugly chick before...... but ive woken up with a few 
29:00 <Serenity> lolll
29:00 <faux> hehe
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOL
29:00 <BuLL> lol
30:00 <Pyro-> seriously.. what happens overnight to them ?
30:00 <Serenity> fawks
30:00 <Serenity> [6:48pm] --> *WiLd_TuRkeY* i hate you, i hope you die a horrible death by cats
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <BuLL> the 40 year old on NYE went from a drunk 7 to a sober 5....
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> by cats?
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> original
30:00 <faux> wtf
30:00 <faux> this cunt is fucked
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <Calin> BuLL - picture of this girl from facebook ?
30:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
30:00 <Pyro-> couple points for creativity
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i mean, im sure the football team would happily have their way with you 1st
30:00 <Serenity> how do you even get that angry over irc
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and then kill you
30:00 <Student> <Pyro-> seriously.. what happens overnight to them ? <--- Not with them, beauty lies in the eyes of be holder 
30:00 <BuLL> oh, nah ;) i'm happy to share my own photo
30:00 <BuLL> not others
30:00 <Mewz> BuLL now that youve got this new girl can you tell us if you boned thecrow!!
30:00 <ShadowLurker> he told me he was gunna rape sarah and murder her
30:00 <faux> thanks Student
30:00 <Serenity> beerholder
31:00 <BuLL> haha she'd kill me if I talked about her
31:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
31:00 <Mewz> OMG YOU DID
31:00 <BuLL> so no, I won't tell you anything about that
31:00 <faux> ofc he did
31:00 <Serenity> he so did
31:00 <Student> cannot say if that was "beerholder" or "scotchholder"
31:00 <faux> shes a serial irc boner
31:00 <Serenity> ^^
31:00 <Calin> happy to share intimate details of her sex life but no photo
31:00 <Calin> well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as long as you are happy :)
31:00 <Pyro-> is she cute?
31:00 <BuLL> which intimate details?
31:00 <Calin> Shallow Hal had a lot of truth 
32:00 <ShadowLurker> but shes insane
32:00 <Serenity> jess has massive boozies if thats what you mean by cute
32:00 <BuLL> she does indeed....
32:00 <Serenity> like
32:00 <Serenity> YOOGE
32:00 <Pyro-> it's not what i mean
32:00 <BuLL> none of you are friends with her on FB are you?
32:00 <Pyro-> do i need a brown paper bag ? :P
32:00 <ShadowLurker> who cares.. got laid
32:00 <Serenity> nah all looks the same from behind
33:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
33:00 <BuLL> lol that's not strictly true....
33:00 <Pyro-> *notes
33:00 <Liinda> oh hello student
33:00 <Student> "oh" :)
33:00 <couleurs> i want to go to sleep but i have to wait another 2 hours to bid on something on ebay... fml
34:00 <Liinda> hey couleurs
34:00 <Student> Liinda did i some how "raced your heart" with my waving? 
34:00 <Mewz> max bid m8
34:00 <couleurs> hi Liinda 
34:00 <Pyro-> someone will still beat you in the last 2 mins.. just go to bed
34:00 <ShadowLurker> auction sniper mate
34:00 <Liinda> Student dont be silly, i dont have a heart
34:00 <couleurs> good tips gang 
34:00 <Mewz> Pyro- fill up that glass!!!
35:00 <Student> <Liinda> Student dont be silly, i dont have a heart <--- /imagines where all those pastas go :-/
35:00 <Pyro-> don't need a glass.. i'll just drink from the can :)
35:00 <Liinda> Student, I think you need to learn about where food goes
36:00 <Liinda> Im with Pyro, someone else LWAYS gets it
36:00 <Liinda> *ALWAYS
36:00 <Student> Liinda, well i have yet to find a "human being" without a "heart", so yes i need to learn "where" their food goes
36:00 <couleurs> not me i'm a bot
36:00 <ShadowLurker> what
37:00 <Pyro-> yeahh.. i don't even bother with auctions anymore.. go straight for the "buy it now"
37:00 <BuLL> I had a heart once.. in a jar.. back in nam
37:00 <Liinda> i hardly use ebay anyhow
37:00 <Serenity> same
37:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> buy it now rocks
37:00 <Liinda> lol BuLL
37:00 <Pyro-> used to get too angry at losing in the last 10 seconds
37:00 <Student> <Pyro-> yeahh.. i don't even bother with auctions anymore.. go straight for the "buy it now" <--- do you think you are aging forward?
37:00 <Serenity> ..
37:00 <Nikky`> I've never bought anything from ebay before
37:00 <Serenity> i love ebay
38:00 <Pyro-> aging forward?
38:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> we need our own amazon. it's like an ebay with only buy it nows
38:00 <BuLL> I have bought a few things.. it's pretty rad sometimes
38:00 <Student> <Pyro-> aging forward? <--- "getting old"
38:00 <Serenity> i have bought
38:00 <BuLL> it's fun to buy cheap little things just to have packages arrive in the mail.. wait.. that's a bit sad isn't it?
38:00 <Serenity> 112 things on ebay
38:00 <Pyro-> well yeah, and i also have a short attention span
38:00 <Calin> AnitaSarkeesian what's wrong with just using amazon ?
39:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> no australian warehouse
39:00 <Serenity> mews the only other person ive met who does what i do with ebay haha
39:00 <BuLL> too much that won't ship here on amazon
39:00 <Nikky`> I got a kindle for xmas so I can start reading on train again so guess I be using amazon
39:00 <Serenity> see how much you can get for like $5 just cause
39:00 <BuLL> stupid things I wantged
39:00 <BuLL> wanted*
39:00 <couleurs> my feedback is at 679 and i've got a purple star... i rule
39:00 <BuLL> fuck yeah purple star
39:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> very nice couleurs
40:00 <BuLL> i'm gonna check mine
40:00 <Student> <Serenity> mews the only other person ive met who does what i do with ebay haha <--- so what you do with it? :)
40:00 <Pyro-> yeah i don't buy that much stuff from online anyways.. and half the time i do, i just go to gumtree
40:00 <couleurs> thank u
40:00 <Serenity> Student dont speak to me unless you learn how to speak english
40:00 <Serenity> you stupid fuck
40:00 <Pyro-> ebay only if i can;t find it on gumtree
40:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> I refuse to leave peopole feedback.so inturn they don't feedbackk me. I feel more comfortable that way
40:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> even if it stiffels my ebay career
41:00 <Serenity> aww you should leave feedback
41:00 <Serenity> i like watching my numbers go up
41:00 <Liinda> hi panadols
41:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. i keep getting reminders to leave feedback in my email for a $3 pendant i bought from hongkong 6 months ago :/
41:00 <Liinda> meh to feedback
41:00 <Pyro-> the $3 included postage
41:00 <Serenity> hahah pyro
41:00 <BuLL> I have 28 and a yellow star....
42:00 <BuLL> but I do have the best ebay username ever
42:00 <georgeandwell> hi
42:00 <georgeandwell> n e grlz
42:00 <Serenity> theyre the best ones you can get like 60 necklaces 112 earrings and some sort of pet sea creature from hong kong for $2.56 ... 8 months postge
42:00 <couleurs> Absolutely GREAT eBayer and Customer!!!!!!!!!!!!! PROMPT on EVERYTHING , THANK U :-)
42:00 <British^Meat> <--- same
42:00 <Pyro-> my pendant arrived in 6 days
43:00 <ShadowLurker> lol @ 8 months postage
43:00 <Serenity> Feedback	From/price	Date/time
43:00 <Serenity> Positive feedback rating	Quick response and fast payment. Perfect! THANKS!!
43:00 <Serenity> thats my last feedback haha
43:00 <BuLL> my ebay name is hotchicksandrobots
43:00 <ShadowLurker> cool story
43:00 <BuLL> because i'm fucking awesome sometimes
43:00 <BuLL> THANKS!
44:00 <Pyro-> ultimate double?
44:00 <Liinda> lol
44:00 <Serenity> god no
44:00 <Pyro-> lame..
44:00 <Serenity> i cant even finish a standard whopper
45:00 <Pyro-> but without the bacon and egg, it's just boring :P
45:00 <Serenity> pff nowai
45:00 <Serenity> whopper with cheese minus pickle add beetroot
45:00 <couleurs> .•´¯`•._.•´¯`•._.•.•´¯`•._.•´¯`•._.•
45:00 <Pyro-> and then an aussie burger for dessert :D
45:00 <Serenity> YARM
46:00 <Serenity> they ruined the aussie burger by using the angus patties
46:00 <Pyro-> that's maccas.. doesn't count
46:00 <Serenity> no
46:00 <Serenity> hj's
46:00 <Serenity> uses angus patties in their aussie burgers now
46:00 <BuLL> I've been disappointed by the last few HJ's burgers I've had
46:00 <Serenity> well.. they do here
46:00 <BuLL> which is sad
46:00 <Pyro-> maybe it's a westie thing.. think it's the normal ones here ?
46:00 <georgeandwell> what do women buy on ebay
47:00 <BuLL> if any of you are ever in Melbourne CBD go check out Huxtaburger
47:00 <Pyro-> i'll check it out next time i go
47:00 <BuLL> you'll thank me ;) it's very good
47:00 <Serenity> Item picture
47:00 <Serenity> 	
47:00 <Serenity> 80cc 2 stroke Bike Engine Motorised Motorized Bicycle Kit
47:00 <Liinda> where in melb is it
47:00 <Serenity> thats the last thing i bought on ebay
48:00 <georgeandwell> why do buy that for
48:00 <BuLL> uhh it's in an alley off flinders lane between Elizabeth and Queen St from memory
48:00 <Serenity> for ShadowLurker
48:00 <BuLL> also the burgers at Merrywell at Crown are good
48:00 <ShadowLurker> and it's awesome
48:00 <Serenity> rinininininnnnnnininnn
48:00 <Liinda> cool
49:00 <couleurs> i've always wanted a motor on my bike 2
49:00 <ShadowLurker> doit
49:00 <georgeandwell> why dont u juat get a moped
49:00 <Serenity> cause mopeds are for giant homosexuals and 14year old girls
50:00 <BuLL> we're supposed to get some good weather this week aren't we?
50:00 <thestig> SERENIUTY HAS A MOPED
50:00 <BuLL> some of those bigger scooters aren't TOO bad
50:00 <Nikky`> No BuLL
50:00 <ShadowLurker> why dont you just mind youre face hole
50:00 <Serenity> thestig's mum is a moped
50:00 <ShadowLurker> -e
50:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
50:00 <ShadowLurker> easy to ride?
50:00 <BuLL> no? :( I wanted to ride my motorbike
50:00 <thestig> serenity more like town bike
50:00 <Serenity> hey man dont tell me your family history
50:00 <couleurs> i was being sarcastic sorry to have fooled u
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif stig can talk
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt u have nut cancer
51:00 <Serenity> woah
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba said something about hows ur cancer
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> u have cancer mate? I hope so
51:00 <BuLL> you guys wanna see my motorbike? :D
51:00 <Serenity> no ty
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> give every chick you put on 4chan some closure
51:00 <BuLL> oh.. k
51:00 <thestig> lollll says the guy with no hair or job HAHAH
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> piece of shit
51:00 <Calin> haha wow this is getting personal
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow
51:00 <Calin> ROUND 1 - FIGHT
51:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf just happened
51:00 <Serenity> it is
51:00 <couleurs> yes i do
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> says the guy with cancer
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> apparently.
51:00 <Calin> there has been an IRC war brewing
52:00 <British^Meat> [22:21] <ShadowLurker> wtf just happened - PandasDontDrive happened
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> how many more lies do you want to tell thestig
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> eatadick dickhurta
52:00 <thestig> lol @ cancer only a drunk fuckwit like yourself pandas would joke about cancer
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> mate
52:00 <Calin> the violence of the seedy underbelly of Austnet is spilling out into the streets
52:00 <thestig> then run to asd when british makes u cry hahahha
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> dad died of it
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> aint no joke
52:00 <georgeandwell> hi
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> but you would, joke about it
52:00 <thestig> if you were my son ( god forbid) i would probably develope cancer too
53:00 <Serenity> we're all friends here peeps. play nice
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> my friend
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok
53:00 <Bastardly_One> we are?
53:00 <Serenity> yes
53:00 <Serenity> dont fucking argue with me b1
53:00 <Serenity> OK
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
53:00 <Serenity> lol
53:00 <couleurs> what a lame fight.......
54:00 <doctor> austnet is where the beginning of the end begins
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I know better
54:00 <Bastardly_One> when she caps
54:00 <Student> <Bastardly_One> we are? <--- ideally 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> she means business
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont notice me stig
54:00 <Pyro-> could be worse.. could be ozorg
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> my dad is gone he cant feel anything he's dead.
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkhead
55:00 <BuLL> you kids fighting again? can't leave you alone for 5 minutes..
55:00 <BuLL> you figured out who's dick is bigger yet?
55:00 <thestig> pandas you brought him up, he didnt do a good job bringing u up
55:00 <Serenity> I feel like you're all my children
55:00 <BuLL> maybe save some time.. take photos
55:00 <Pyro-> we all know it's mine
55:00 <thestig> @serenity when is it feed time 
55:00 <thestig> YOU MUST FEED YOUR CHILDREN
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> feel bad for all the people that do nasty shit so you can live the dream stig
56:00 <Student> <Pyro-> we all know it's mine <--- toys do not count ;)
56:00 <BuLL> here's Brad's #1 tip for today: fighting with people who don't matter to you on the internet will not make you happy OR make you friends
56:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msmzXBLVJEg
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AC/DC-Who Made Who (Sep 10, 2010) 3:26 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 10,221,309 views - 18,803 likes (96.7%), 636 dislikes (3.3%)
56:00 <doctor> Who made who?
56:00 <BuLL> or get you laid.. and really, that's what it's all about isn't it?
57:00 <BuLL> "Hey bby, I saw how u calld dat guy a fgt.. im so hot 4 u rite now"
57:00 <doctor> BuLL for Jesus
57:00 <Serenity> Vote 1 Bull
58:00 <doctor> He will save us all
58:00 <Nikky`> some are not worth saving tho
58:00 <Student> <BuLL> "Hey bby, I saw how u calld dat guy a fgt.. im so hot 4 u rite now" <--- "do you mind beating that guy for me?"
58:00 <Liinda> Was it a guy who msgd u tho
58:00 <georgeandwell> hi
58:00 <thestig> jono
58:00 <British^Meat> no
59:00 <BuLL> who's beating who now?
59:00 <British^Meat> me iRL http://i.imgur.com/okHdPSn.gif
59:00 <Liinda> i dunno
59:00 <BuLL> I got confused
59:00 <couleurs> Tuftoy msged me the other night when my nick was eggy^babby and he wanted to cyber me Liinda 
59:00 <doctor> 13 HOT PINK 
00:00 <couleurs> that's how paul walker died
00:00 <Liinda> couleurs did you make him blow?
00:00 <British^Meat> lol (too early?)
00:00 <Liinda> i made a paul walker sticker today for a customer
00:00 <couleurs> no i quickly changed my nick back and he was like 'oh' fucken gaybo!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:00 <Liinda> LOL couleurs 
00:00 <BuLL> Paul Walker seemed like he was such a nice dude
00:00 <BuLL> shame
00:00 <faux> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDGrfhJH1P4
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cannes Lion Award-Winning "Three Little Pigs advert" (Feb 29, 2012) 2:02 - Category: Film and Animation - 1,982,949 views - 11,878 likes (98.2%), 221 dislikes (1.8%)
01:00 <Liinda> Only the good ones die, thats why all us assholes are still alive
01:00 <Calin> only the good die young
01:00 <BuLL> yeah, all of us assholes ;)
01:00 <Liinda> =P
01:00 <Liinda> hows schumacher going?
01:00 <berger> should i post my drawings on a tumblr or keep them 2 myself
01:00 <Liinda> hope he gets thru it
01:00 <thestig> still in coma
01:00 <BuLL> I actually misread that and ended up repeating exactly what you said
01:00 <BuLL> so sorry about that lol
02:00 <Calin> berger - SHARE THEMMMM
02:00 <Liinda> lol all good
02:00 <doctor> I'd rather implode than be engulfed by a fireball
02:00 <couleurs> post them on a tumblr and follow me back maybe i'll "like" 1 or 2
02:00 <berger> what if u dont like them
03:00 <BuLL> then she won't
03:00 <BuLL> lol
03:00 <Liinda>  =)
03:00 <BuLL> hey i'd throw you a like anyway because you tried
03:00 <BuLL> not like couleurs.. what a jerk, right?
03:00 <BuLL> ;)
03:00 <Liinda> STIIIGGGYYYYY
03:00 <couleurs> then i'll print them out and burn them
04:00 <Student> a laughing burger , that is new :)
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:00 <faux> baked beans in edible bacon cups http://www.petercallahan.com/wp-content/gallery/gallery/baked-beans.jpg
04:00 <faux> cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
04:00 <Liinda> berger post em
04:00 <BuLL> get yourself out there, man.. don't worry too much about what the IRC crowd says (unless they're being weirdly possitive)
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> never heard of screamin' mac'n'cheese
04:00 <Liinda> YUM, i love bacon
04:00 <realist> Liinda!
04:00 <realist> Miss me?
04:00 <BuLL> you might run into someone who can share some insight into technique if you're still learning
05:00 <Liinda> realist, how the hell are you
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm bacon
05:00 <Liinda> nah i dont but hiiii :P
05:00 <faux> fried chicken and mini rum cokes http://www.petercallahan.com/wp-content/gallery/gallery/1675_a100925_08507.jpg
05:00 <Serenity> those baked beans look.. weird
05:00 <faux> these are so cute.
05:00 <Serenity> are these real food?
05:00 <Liinda> my bst made married a muslim turk,so she isnt allowed to eat baco when he is around
05:00 <BuLL> we're all on this ride together.. I admire anyone who is creative enough to create something and share it
05:00 <Liinda> she with froth at those bacon cups
06:00 <faux> yeah
06:00 <couleurs> my blog didn't even get me a job at pitchfork or even rolling stone so i gave up now i just like my 10 followers' stuff sometimes esp when they post a cute pic of themselves and are a girl so their u go...
06:00 <faux> peter callahan
06:00 <faux> he makes mini tapas n stuf
06:00 <faux> atering
06:00 <faux> catering
06:00 <faux> http://www.petercallahan.com/gallery/
06:00 <Serenity> they're so cute
06:00 <faux> agreed
06:00 <realist> Liinda: I'm in Perth, there's not much happening here.
06:00 <Liinda> i wonder what the desserts are like
06:00 <BuLL> there's a weird feeling with being creative that some people have, probably most people, that they need to create the best thing in the world or people won't like it
06:00 <faux> http://www.petercallahan.com/wp-content/gallery/gallery/28_pottedshrimp_759.jpg
07:00 <Calin> yeah BuLL .. and then you see someone just put any old shit and you just go "How the fuck do people like this rubbish?"
07:00 <berger> ur blog doesnt have any writing on it
07:00 <BuLL> you've probably seen a bunch of high end professional stuff and your standards or expectations are super high because you're looking at professionals
07:00 <Liinda> When i was doing art in school, my fuckfac of an art teacher used to draw over my drawings telling me the eyes i drew were always too big... BUT THATS HOW I LIKED DRAWING THEM FFS.
07:00 <Calin> i think you are always your own worst critics
07:00 <BuLL> they CORRECTED your ART Liinda?????
08:00 <BuLL> BLASPHEMY
08:00 <Serenity> http://www.petercallahan.com/wp-content/gallery/gallery/peter-callahan-cheeseburgers-and-frites.jpg
08:00 <Serenity> omg haha
08:00 <Liinda> BuLL Yerp! 
08:00 <BuLL> that's sickening
08:00 <couleurs> k
08:00 <BuLL> art is expression.. there is no right or wrong! only differences of opinion due to personal taste
09:00 <Liinda> yeah, and i really like drawing eyes so they were always the most detailed in my drawings... so yeh, kind of bummed me out a bit
09:00 <BuLL> what a fuckface
09:00 <BuLL> i hope you kept drawing
09:00 <Serenity> ive always wished i could draw
10:00 <Calin> Serenity - same, I pick up most things quickly but drawing I just sucked at
10:00 <Liinda> Yeah BuLL of course i did, and kept drawing big eyes lol
10:00 <BuLL> Serenity: have you sat down and really put some time into sketching? I find copying things easiest
10:00 <Ben> Evening
10:00 <BuLL> line by line
10:00 <Serenity> I have
10:00 <Calin> and being a fan of comics (or "graphic novels") i am always eager to see others drawing
10:00 <Serenity> im genuinely terrible at drawing
10:00 <Serenity> my 6 year old can do better
11:00 <Liinda> some people simply just cant draw, its a fact. but they are awesom at other stuff
11:00 <Student> :)
11:00 <Serenity> my cousin is an amazing artist
11:00 <AngrymanXL> What are you awesome at, Serenity ?
11:00 <Serenity> dunno really
11:00 <Liinda> i remember a guy in primary school LOVED trains ... he used to draw them all the time, in great detail, was awesome
11:00 <BuLL> I've always been pretty good at copying things. I break things down to basics and build up again. Not just drawing, lots of things.
11:00 <faux> my friend is amazing at portraits
12:00 <British^Meat> http://oi39.tinypic.com/bi00es.jpg
12:00 <Serenity> ive always been a decent writer thats my limit of creativness
12:00 <faux> so detailed
12:00 <BuLL> That's not an easy skill to master too!
13:00 <faux> shes workng on this atm
13:00 <BuLL> I used to write little short stories. Won an award for one once.. but I haven't for a long time.
13:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1507192_10153637391615587_708869389_n.jpg
13:00 <berger> it took me like 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip
13:00 <doctor> count ooky
13:00 <BuLL> wow that's really good
13:00 <Liinda> wow thats cool
13:00 <couleurs> good 1 tina
14:00 <faux> this
14:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1467345_10153472589325587_811855338_n.jpg
14:00 <faux> shes so good
14:00 <BuLL> What sort of things do you write, Serenity?
14:00 <faux> the detial is endless
14:00 <Calin> faux thats awesome
14:00 <Liinda> amazing. hope she does something with these
14:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1003370_10153129823070587_1112265597_n.jpg
14:00 <Serenity> I tend to go the way of short stories mostly, I get bored if I go for anything longer
15:00 <Serenity> Ive tried poetry and things but im not very good
15:00 <faux> id be so fucking with the hair .. im so impatient lol
15:00 <Liinda> LOL
15:00 <faux> poetry rules
15:00 <BuLL> I'm with you on the short stories
16:00 <BuLL> oh speaking of drawings.. I don't wanna brag but I totally drew this on my Draw Something in 2012...
16:00 <BuLL> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/s720x720/579390_4071547953408_1038801543_n.jpg
16:00 <Student> Nobel goes to a woman who writes short stories 
16:00 <BuLL> and it's pretty rad
16:00 <Serenity> ROFL
16:00 <Liinda> hahaha
17:00 <Student> what is with that small picture in the right hand south with "red lining and hairs" about? :)
17:00 <doctor> Water in a can, sweat from the brow, fried fish in a pan, where's you god now? - doctor
18:00 <Serenity> rofl the coolest thing i ever did on draw something was this
18:00 <Serenity> http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/t412/xXSeZzrenityXx/Screenshot_2013-02-03-21-10-47_zpsc1f437c9.png
18:00 <Student> borrowed cap 
18:00 <Serenity> and http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/t412/xXSeZzrenityXx/Screenshot_2013-02-03-18-45-28_zps6bd4e394.png
18:00 <Liinda> thats still cool!
18:00 <Serenity> and theyre shocking
19:00 <British^Meat> mr BuLL
19:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/s720x720/295559_10151950860353032_1619177251_n.jpg
19:00 <Liinda> if u look at some comic strip cartoons, some drawings are uniquely drawn
19:00 <Serenity> lol bm wtf
19:00 <Serenity> it has a foreskin and everything
19:00 <BuLL> haha sorry was just finding my others, looking at the links posted now
19:00 <British^Meat> :)
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> linas
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> Xd
19:00 <Liinda> LOL i guessed peacock straught away :P
20:00 <BuLL> haha peacock.. nice
20:00 <BuLL> ok check out my other favourite
20:00 <BuLL> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/s720x720/431212_3630819415470_1443263108_n.jpg
20:00 <spence> Sup the panda
21:00 <BuLL> and here are just a couple of others
21:00 <BuLL> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/536853_3682921717995_735571121_n.jpg
21:00 <BuLL> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/s720x720/525569_3683267286634_1220578905_n.jpg
21:00 <BuLL> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/555385_3682908917675_1768656832_n.jpg
21:00 <Liinda> lol chef
21:00 <megamanga> borkkkk
21:00 <couleurs> worst draweings i've ver sean
22:00 <Nikky`> Hey megamanga :o)
22:00 <BuLL> awww
22:00 <megamanga> hi Nikky` 
22:00 <BuLL> ok i have 2 more which aren't awesome but since i looked them up
22:00 <Ben> Nikky`, gday
22:00 <BuLL> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/s720x720/417314_3626318262944_33878924_n.jpg
22:00 <Nikky`> Hey Ben :o)
22:00 <Ben> Whats doing?
22:00 <couleurs> j/k got u
22:00 <Nikky`> Not much, you?
22:00 <BuLL> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/s720x720/542078_3682927318135_1592467566_n.jpg
22:00 <megamanga> was that your car in the street i saw before work?
22:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I be at mums
23:00 <megamanga> ah thought so
23:00 <megamanga> ill limiter bash it at 6am when i get home just for you
23:00 <couleurs> the batman 1 is sad :(
23:00 <Nikky`> checking up on the old girl
23:00 <Nikky`> Thank you, i'll try and listen 
23:00 <megamanga> you wont need to listen hard
23:00 <megamanga> BANGBANGBANG
24:00 <Nikky`> lol
24:00 <BuLL> Comedy = Tragedy + Time
24:00 <BuLL> Batman's parents died a long long time ago
24:00 <Nikky`> I don't want my car damaged tho :o(
24:00 <Ben> Nikky` : Yeah not much. Waiting for one of many loads of washing to finish
24:00 <BuLL> now it's hilarious
24:00 <Nikky`> I always check it is still up mums drive when I wake lol
24:00 <Ben> A bit bummed that my holiday is over too..
25:00 <Nikky`> I hate waiting for the washing
25:00 <spence> I'm spewing too...
25:00 <Liinda> :( work tomorrow
25:00 <Nikky`> I go back 29th
25:00 <spence> Fk work :/
25:00 <Ben> I go back on Wednesday
25:00 <Ben> Otherwise I would already be in bed
25:00 <Liinda> oh nice Nikky`!!!!
25:00 <Ben> Fuck this humidity..
25:00 <Liinda> im in bed
25:00 <BuLL> I should probably go and try to sleep
25:00 <Liinda> just awake
25:00 <spence> glad I finish early though lol 
25:00 <megamanga> jelly of you kents who got holidays
26:00 <spence> :)
26:00 <BuLL> bit of /r/gonewildcurvy then sleep time me thinks
26:00 <Ben> haha.. I'm not sure my gf would be happy if I brought my computer and 27 inch screen into bed with me
26:00 <BuLL> fuck yeah
26:00 <spence> Party over for me....
26:00 <megamanga> i thought there was no boobies on reddit
26:00 <BuLL> you folks keep it real
26:00 <Liinda> im on my laptop lol
26:00 <BuLL> you thought WRONG
26:00 <spence> till Friday..:D
26:00 <Ben> Me too.. but its plugged into my screen which is easier for me to read
26:00 <Liinda> anyhooooo bed time for me
27:00 <BuLL> they're all hiding in /r/spacedicks
27:00 <Calin> <megamanga> i thought there was no boobies on reddit <--- haha wtf
27:00 <BuLL> enjoy!
27:00 <Liinda> goodnight all!! <33
27:00 <BuLL> night Liinda
27:00 <Ben> Noit..
27:00 <BuLL> and night all
27:00 <Calin> It's rule #35 - if it exists, there is a subreddit dedicated to it
27:00 <megamanga> i dont go on le reddit so i dont know
28:00 <Ben> brb, need to check this god damn washing
28:00 <megamanga> lol the driveway of one of the buildings just collapsed with the wind
28:00 <megamanga> winning
28:00 <spence> Fk me
28:00 <British^Meat> no
29:00 <spence> really megamanga
29:00 <couleurs> bit of /r/wishiwasdaed then sleep time me thinks
29:00 <megamanga> yeah man
29:00 <spence> Feck that
29:00 <megamanga> roof collapsed lolll
29:00 <spence> Fark...
29:00 <megamanga> its not my building so i dnt give a fuck
30:00 <megamanga> other premesis
30:00 <spence> correct
30:00 <spence> Let's hope yours doesn't collapse yeah..
30:00 <megamanga> we dont have one
30:00 <megamanga> :)
31:00 <spence> Nice work
33:00 <spence> Jimbob that's my nickname
33:00 <spence> nice one 
33:00 <berger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58VQ7_Hugbg
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 Heartbreaking Movie Moments (Supercut) (Dec 6, 2012) 8:16 - Category: Entertainment - 943,916 views - 5,686 likes (97.7%), 131 dislikes (2.3%)
33:00 <spence> Wtf
33:00 <megamanga> assbergers
33:00 <spence> adhd
34:00 <spence> bergertron
35:00 <spence> hamberger
35:00 <couleurs> thank's a lot
35:00 <spence> Nah that's too much
35:00 <spence> fishberger
35:00 <spence> no more
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> thestig
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> u little bitch
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> u there?
39:00 <spence> Lol
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> answer my pms man
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
39:00 <spence> Ahahaha 
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif go off at a chick for no reason spesh such a good one
39:00 <spence> Yeah what a dumb who??
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> he chose to be dumb
40:00 <couleurs> i've sean all them movies, well except for lord of the rings cos that's just gay
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo bro
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> he has put a lot of us on 4cham
40:00 <spence> Lols 
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
40:00 <spence> What's that?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> some gay shit
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> nobody cares about
40:00 <spence> Rofl
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> cept wannabe hackers
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> loloololol
41:00 <spence> lol
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> not worth it ey
41:00 <spence> Nah no ways
42:00 <spence> Only a homogay would be so poop
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> we got a gambit here
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha true
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> poop on them for life.
42:00 <megamanga> guiles theme is stuk in my head
42:00 <spence> Ahhahahaaha!!
42:00 <spence> Lol poo
43:00 <British^Meat> http://i.imgur.com/7rx7Tbm.gif - me everytime PandasDontDrive tries a burn....
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> British^Meat my man
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> u poop today bro
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> another one of them ey spence
43:00 <couleurs> hey i pasted that the other day, 1 4 the vault!!!!!!!!!!
43:00 <spence> Lol wtf ahaha
44:00 <British^Meat> <-- vaulted
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> butt vaulted.
44:00 <spence> lolz
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> hard
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
44:00 <spence> ahahahahahaha
44:00 <Q{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUv3I-LwVHw
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skyrim Mods: Jessica Alba, Build Your Own Army, Dreadmyst Hollow (Dec 16, 2012) 8:40 - Category: Shows - 548,603 views - 5,761 likes (96.6%), 202 dislikes (3.4%)
44:00 <spence> poop vaulting
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> it must be hard to be such a faggot
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOLOL
44:00 <megamanga> thomas the tank mod is the best
44:00 <spence> pmsl
44:00 <megamanga> changes the dragon to thomas the tank
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> too much poop the poop just aint real!
45:00 <spence> lol 
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> i am surprised
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> how fast thestig fkd off
45:00 <berger> http://youtu.be/v2ShsmeLRus
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Верный друг / faithful companion (Dec 30, 2013) 1:19 - Category: People and Blogs - 765 views - 6 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
45:00 <spence> True
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah man
45:00 <spence> not happy jan
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Yeah
45:00 <spence> lol
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaa
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
46:00 <spence> ah well a lot of Sooky poofters come here
46:00 <spence> poop dicks
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> too many parasite poops
47:00 <spence> Lmao
47:00 <spence> ahahahhaha parasites!!lol
48:00 <couleurs> that 1 dog dead go home other dog, go home
48:00 <berger> he has no home
48:00 <couleurs> Noooooooooooooooooo
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb cig
50:00 <berger> 5 mins later he commited suicide by running into the sam traffic that killed his only friend
50:00 <couleurs> i figured that...... 
50:00 <megamanga> what the fuck am i reading
51:00 <spence> Lol
51:00 <couleurs> thank's a lot
51:00 <spence> Ur welcome
53:00 <couleurs> the sky ferreira pic keeps changeing what a slute u only got 1 good song anyways bichh
59:00 <couleurs> isabella.jpg
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