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00:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, I've not had an update forever
00:00 <Bastardly_One> in 7
00:00 <Bastardly_One> now I think about it
00:00 <Kynetic> they probably dont care about it as much anymore
00:00 <spence> Mistress lolz
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I've only a lappy and I don't reboot it much
00:00 <spence> Mistress lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I just close the screen
01:00 <Bastardly_One> spence, you need to either stop drinking or being so annoying
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ^^
01:00 <Liinda> goodnight all xx
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I think he's just annoying
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> like the other maggots
01:00 <spence> I'm not drinking
01:00 <Bastardly_One> shit is about to get real in real life in the next couple of weeks
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what trouble u get into Bastardly_One ?
02:00 <spence> mistress ur a goose stfu
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> a goose? lmao
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what an insult
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I said when I pay rent tomorrow I want to be on the lease within 2 weeks ... if not, then I go up there and introduce myself personally
02:00 <spence> What u want me to call u a rockspider?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds way fuckin' dodgy
03:00 <spence> Ur being a goose
03:00 <spence> so I put u on the goose
03:00 <deeldose> spence lets have a good party like goon of fortune
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> u think you'll be on the lease?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> or I'll link bad songs
04:00 <Bastardly_One> put it this way ... if he makes excuses ... I'm going to visit them myself
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I just said that :P
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> just do it
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> he's already had the chance
04:00 <spence> I run shit here now mistress so bow down 
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> omg
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what a laugh
05:00 <spence> Lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he got a letter by registered mail today right but wasn't around to pick it up and I couldn't be bothered answering the door as I saw it was only the postman
05:00 <spence> I know I'm fuckef
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he thinks it might be from the real estate agent
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so that got me suss
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and I want THEIR shit down on paper
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> why hasn't he opened it then
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he has to pick it up duh
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ohhh
06:00 <spence> bow down bitch
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but if I've moved into a possible eviction or whatever
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I will be seriously fucking this cunt up
06:00 <G0LD1L0K> you can move into my microwave
06:00 <spence> Ur about to get fucked by the long Dick of the spence
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I'll find the tweezers
07:00 <Bastardly_One> are you blind or some shit spence?
07:00 <deeldose> i dont have a fanny tho
07:00 <G0LD1L0K> is that what you say to your sister?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> we're having an adult conversation here
07:00 <Bastardly_One> were rather
07:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
07:00 <spence> defs eviction man...reg post sounds like it
07:00 <G0LD1L0K> Kony2012
08:00 <spence> I say that to your unborn daughter cunt
08:00 <spence> lol jk
08:00 <spence> goldifag
08:00 <G0LD1L0K> go away
08:00 <G0LD1L0K> you are bad at trolling
08:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder he gets along with pandas
08:00 <Bastardly_One> both special
08:00 <G0LD1L0K> i only like good trolls like Bastardly_One
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fo' sho
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah *smug*
09:00 <G0LD1L0K> lol
09:00 <KarlPilkington> Why do most women on dating profiles say that they are adventurous and like to travel?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that means
09:00 <KarlPilkington> So boring.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm desperate and will come to you!
09:00 <deeldose> travelling is pretty rad
09:00 <frayedknot> it's better than putting 'i'm a bit dull actually'?
10:00 <KarlPilkington> I'd prefer that.
10:00 <KarlPilkington> I like honesty.
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what would u like them to be into KarlPilkington 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> adventurous = kinky yet ugly as fuck ... travel means they live with their mum and willing to move out with you
10:00 <frayedknot> 'boring chick seeks boring guy'
10:00 <KarlPilkington> I would prefer that they are quirky and nerdy.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I found one of those
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but she's in America
10:00 <spence> What's trolling?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and into what?
11:00 <spence> Fishing?
11:00 <KarlPilkington> Um, into science and epistemology.
11:00 <deeldose> what if they really liked it tho
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> aha
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> k
11:00 <Bastardly_One> same age group, quite liberal, able to accept my immaturity, get along great, also another witch
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> anyways Bastardly_One 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but she's in America
11:00 <KarlPilkington> Witch?
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> came across this chick on fet in one of the brat groups
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and the other one I like in Canberra never sits still long enough to worry about
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm a Witch ... scary huh?
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> she wants an online sugar daddy, with a link to her amazon wish lost
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> list*
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
12:00 <KarlPilkington> Nah, I thought that wiccan was the preferred term.
12:00 <deeldose> how much are peter gabriel concerts tho
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is Karl
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One: you old fart read.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> MistressOfMayhem, oh a cam whore
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol idk what she does
12:00 <Bastardly_One> amazon wish list usually means cam or pic whore
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> she posts in all the groups asking for guys to buy her stuff
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmao
13:00 <KarlPilkington> There is no shortage of whores.
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and believe me ... guys will
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> she gets fucking raped over it
13:00 <KarlPilkington> Imagine there was a whore strike.
13:00 <Bastardly_One> women can really exploit the men of the net
13:00 <KarlPilkington> It'd be such a crisis.
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah I figured guys will. so many lonely guys out there
13:00 <Bastardly_One> if you want you could make a fortune being female on the net
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> it's tempting lmfao
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I think I'd be caned
14:00 <deeldose> i saw this pic of some stds this week tho kinda off the idea of whores tbh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking at a supposedly good pocket money site for writing
14:00 <KarlPilkington> You can just pose as a woman and make money.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> called freelancer dot com
14:00 <deeldose> also u can even catch herpes 1 which is like cold sores on ur genitals
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and you basically put yourself out there to to blurbs for things and shit
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and proofreading and crap
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what are you deeldose ?
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> 13 & doing sex ed in school?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and the more work you get the more money you can ask for
15:00 <deeldose> just read here and there hey
15:00 <spence> It's family planning bitch...
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> if u enjoy writing why not use fet to start?
15:00 <deeldose> wanna see the pic of that HSV 1 aka cold sores on genitals
16:00 <deeldose> it may make u think twice about rooting random people http://sadvajayjay.imgur.com/
16:00 <deeldose> thats a bad case tho from what i have heard
17:00 <Serenity> its called wear a condom and dont fuck dirty people
17:00 <spence> Goodnight 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> what about that woman in Melb recently who met that dude off a dating site and got killed
17:00 <deeldose> condoms dont protect against herpes
17:00 <deeldose> cos its skin on skin
17:00 <Bastardly_One> well, they think that's what happened while hubby was at work
17:00 <deeldose> not fluids
17:00 <deeldose> plus theres 2 diff strains that live in diff locations that can both get transferred to genitals
18:00 <deeldose> that pic was apparantly from a mouth cold sore transfer
18:00 <Serenity> then refer to the second part of what i said
18:00 <Bastardly_One> MistressOfMayhem, this isn't about enjoyment ... I need to dollars without too much change to my life ... cash in hand so my payers wont know would be better but meh
18:00 <Serenity> yes its called dental dam. that stops the mouth contact
18:00 <thestig> REFER
18:00 <deeldose> even some kids can have cold sores that have never had sex
18:00 <Serenity> FUCK OFF STIG
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oral dams ... huge mouth condoms
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fair enough Bastardly_One 
19:00 <deeldose> and the virus can shed and transfer when no sores
19:00 <Serenity> and the word is refer
19:00 <deeldose> which is pretty fucked
19:00 <Serenity> loads of people have colds sores that have nothing to do with sex.
19:00 <deeldose> thats the bad part cos its possible to get them transferred 
19:00 <deeldose> to ur junk
23:00 <Shadsss> .
23:00 <Shadsss> its bob marley
24:00 <BuffaloSoldier> :D
24:00 <Shadsss> :PPP
24:00 <BuffaloSoldier> boobmarley
24:00 <thestig> REFER
26:00 <Serenity> yes.. whats your problem with the word refer
26:00 <BuffaloSoldier> i'de rather be with youuuhouuuu (yeahhhyeaah)
27:00 <thestig> nothing i just like when u say it
27:00 <Serenity> buffalo soldierrrr
27:00 <deeldose> its a reefer do u want some policeman
27:00 <thestig> so stouch 
27:00 <BuffaloSoldier> you say it best when you say nothing at all
28:00 <Serenity> dreadlock rastaaa
28:00 <BuffaloSoldier> lol deeldose
28:00 <deeldose> xD
28:00 <BuffaloSoldier> stolen from africa
28:00 <BuffaloSoldier> and bought to america
28:00 <Serenity> brought to america
28:00 <BuffaloSoldier> fighting on arical
28:00 <BuffaloSoldier> ugh
28:00 <deeldose> or would u prefer me to shove it up ur ass!
28:00 <Serenity> fighting for survivalll
29:00 <BuffaloSoldier> hehe
29:00 <deeldose> what abotu snoop dogg claiming to be the reincarnation of bob marley cept he was born like 10 yrs b4 bob died
29:00 <thestig> serenity gona be 43c on saturday
29:00 <Serenity> gross
30:00 <Serenity> it was already 40 here today
30:00 <BuffaloSoldier> sweaty bobz
30:00 <Serenity> LOLL deeldose did he really say that
30:00 <BuffaloSoldier> damn
30:00 <Serenity> cause that sounds like something kanye west would say
30:00 <BuffaloSoldier> lol
30:00 <BuffaloSoldier> snoop>Kanye
31:00 <Serenity> agreed
31:00 <deeldose> kanye says so much dumb shit doesnt he but yeah snoop has said it he even changed his name to snoop lion
31:00 <deeldose> and wears a rastafarian hat now
31:00 <BuffaloSoldier> yeah
31:00 <BuffaloSoldier> well
32:00 <BuffaloSoldier> i'm ok with it
32:00 <Serenity> rofl the snoop lion thing makes me laugh
32:00 <BuffaloSoldier> he has gone a bit crazy fromm
32:00 <deeldose> http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ-KVSYb4lRgicXxRRXlb8zYHwQMvJK-8KbSAcsGHkwAtAOtS1O0A
32:00 <BuffaloSoldier> smokeing so much
32:00 <Serenity> too much chronic for him
32:00 <BuffaloSoldier> happens to everyone
32:00 <deeldose> he did this ama on reddit and claims he does 81 blunts a day
32:00 <BuffaloSoldier> that is a lot
33:00 <deeldose> some of the interview was pretty lols tho
33:00 <BuffaloSoldier> i do like 20
33:00 <deeldose> i doubt he smokes it all himself cos he usually has a big posse
33:00 <Serenity> 81 a day??
33:00 <Serenity> o.O
33:00 <BuffaloSoldier> i wonder why specify 81just be like "yeh i duno, ho?"
33:00 <deeldose> he said 81 x7 a week
33:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
33:00 <BuffaloSoldier> why 81 one tho
33:00 <BuffaloSoldier> fuck
34:00 <Serenity> maybe 80 isnt enough
34:00 <Serenity> and shes asleep before 82
34:00 <BuffaloSoldier> lol
34:00 <Serenity> he.
34:00 <BuffaloSoldier> 81.239992
34:00 <deeldose> maybe the extra ones for bobs spirit
34:00 <Serenity> i cant even fathom smoking that much in a day
34:00 <Serenity> every day
35:00 <BuffaloSoldier> yeah
35:00 <BuffaloSoldier> for a while i smoked as much as i wanted
35:00 <BuffaloSoldier> like even now
35:00 <BuffaloSoldier> but before i had heaps
35:00 <BuffaloSoldier> back in the day
35:00 <BuffaloSoldier> and like after about 5 grams
35:00 <BuffaloSoldier> you just don't want to anymore
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One: u there?
36:00 <deeldose> have u had weed tea b4?
36:00 <BuffaloSoldier> i have a penis
37:00 <deeldose> a weed penis
37:00 <BuffaloSoldier> say it aint so 
37:00 <BuffaloSoldier> i will not go
37:00 <BuffaloSoldier> turn the lights off
37:00 <BuffaloSoldier> carry me home
38:00 <deeldose> i listened to blink 182 the other day 
38:00 <deeldose> the dude ranch album
38:00 <deeldose> and there big day out set 2000 was pretty funny
38:00 <BuffaloSoldier> i have blink182 days
38:00 <BuffaloSoldier> just listen to blink most of the day and get drunk
38:00 <BuffaloSoldier> then listen to bloodhoung gang
38:00 <deeldose> the blizzcon 2013 i listened to a bti but it wasnt that awesome tbh
38:00 <BuffaloSoldier> and then pass out
38:00 <deeldose> do u get up when ur asleep at the wheel tho
39:00 <BuffaloSoldier> lol
39:00 <BuffaloSoldier> lame joke
39:00 <BuffaloSoldier> but still
39:00 <deeldose> soz i dont know many of their songs lol
39:00 <BuffaloSoldier> i'm suitibly impressed
39:00 <Bastardly_One> nose spew!
39:00 <deeldose> i remember hearing that at a party tho
39:00 <deeldose> and it became hypnotic
39:00 <deeldose> when combined with booze or weed
40:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
40:00 <deeldose> hooray for boobies hey
40:00 <BuffaloSoldier> hey
40:00 <Bastardly_One> can any of you script and shit?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> this freelancer is mad shit
40:00 <BuffaloSoldier> nope
40:00 <Bastardly_One> soooo many jobs
40:00 <Serenity> wow
40:00 <Serenity> i didnt even realise just now that was john
40:00 <Serenity> LOL
40:00 <deeldose> u want to write teh same review heaps of times?
40:00 <BuffaloSoldier> lol
40:00 <Serenity> im so dumb
41:00 <Serenity> i swear i killed off half my brain cells this week
41:00 <deeldose> ive made macros b4 to play a game to lvl up for me so i didnt have to
41:00 <BuffaloSoldier> its ok
41:00 <BuffaloSoldier> i been changing nicks a lot
41:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt is cheap though ... only giving 30 dollers for a program to email 20,000 FB users
41:00 <deeldose> i did use a program tho specially designed for that tho
41:00 <BuffaloSoldier> johninja seems boring rite now
41:00 <Bastardly_One> deeldose, it's bigger now it seems
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but yes I did
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but I've joined again just then and the job section is massive
41:00 <BuffaloSoldier> lol
41:00 <deeldose> i think i read a review of that and u have to write a fair bit of shit to get much money?
42:00 <BuffaloSoldier> "massive job section" *winks*
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you get more the more you write
42:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense ... the more jobs you get the more money you can demand
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and your level goes up kind of shit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but i was just going through the projects people have up
42:00 <deeldose> can u gank lower lvl people and loot their money from reviews
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and the variety is a lot bigger than writing reviews and blurbs
44:00 <couleurs> fooled u
44:00 <couleurs> i use mac os and chrome/safari 
44:00 <Excessive> opera is a browser megamanga, not an os
45:00 <megamanga> bullshit dont correct me
45:00 <Excessive> well, u won't be foolin meh then
45:00 <megamanga> http://sourceforge.net/projects/operaos/
45:00 <megamanga> you were saying?
46:00 <couleurs> 0wn3d!!!!!!!!!!
47:00 <Excessive> wow, that's new ..........
47:00 <Excessive> ok, mah apologies then
47:00 <simba> 4:1)
47:00 <megamanga> YEAH SCIENCE!!!!
48:00 <couleurs> Magnets, Bitch.
48:00 <couleurs> --- that tv show 
48:00 <megamanga> rack city bitch
48:00 <simba> moe zam beak
51:00 <simba> ;lol west ham lost 5-0 to nottinghem forest
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
52:00 <megamanga> thats gotta hurt
52:00 <Bastardly_One> sure would
52:00 <simba> outstanding
52:00 <simba> liverpool isnt being televised first time ill use a radio call
52:00 <simba> going back 2 the 70s
56:00 <AngrymanXL> http://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/6661.png
59:00 <simba> i get it apples gay
59:00 <Excessive> no, it's the mercedes of ghey
00:00 <simba> this is what its like typing at beeehhh every day https://31.media.tumblr.com/d853dd21f49c23b3630bb85f416c998f/tumblr_mgxzy1NIgY1r72ht7o1_500.gif
03:00 <simba> lol https://31.media.tumblr.com/2f49da88f1b569c08b42486091b55948/tumblr_myqzkbizcP1sd3q9jo6_500.jpg
05:00 <Excessive> ehehe, I like that gif, might have to share that
06:00 <BlackDevil> i cum like that
10:00 <simba> bournemouth or burton
10:00 <simba> OK
12:00 <simba> "Awesome Games Done Quick" starts in 3 hours
12:00 <simba> goes 4 a few days
12:00 <simba> kool stuff
13:00 <Excessive> did u end up talkin to Cyrax yet Bastardly_One?
14:00 <British^Meat> Bastardly_One
14:00 <British^Meat> i REMEMBER
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and oh?
14:00 <British^Meat> i have had a rememberance
14:00 <Pieter> Doodle, DarkAceZ Im.cool.:))
14:00 <British^Meat> Snowy
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh her
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the nazi
14:00 <Pieter> Oops
14:00 <British^Meat> her
14:00 <Bastardly_One> she got married
14:00 <Bastardly_One> can you believe some guy married her?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> would be like marrying another guy
15:00 <British^Meat> lol
15:00 <Excessive> lol i've never seen a pic of Snowy
15:00 <Bastardly_One> she's not ugly for her age I suppose
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but she's an ex trucky
15:00 <Bastardly_One> for real
15:00 <Excessive> but I kept on jokin with her sayin "how abt a fck with the white coat n stethoscope on?"
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck is Snowy
16:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno where you get that because apart from driving trucks she does holistic horse treatments and also races horss
16:00 <Bastardly_One> *horses
17:00 <Bastardly_One> she's just a fucking bitch
17:00 <Excessive> didn't she have a clinic or somethin?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> might still have but yeah I think so
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice to know
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> we never got along
18:00 <Excessive> well I thought it was to do with humans n not horses lol
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo the dirty dozen is on
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> just sayin
18:00 <Bastardly_One> more so after I got the owner to change the database on people while they were asleep
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> *cracks up*
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I got Vipress to chance all the levels and add and delete people
18:00 <Bastardly_One> went down heaps well
18:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
19:00 <Excessive> that mustah been b4 my time in there
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, the old days ... fun times
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I went AWOL after being banned everywhere
19:00 <Bastardly_One> for a few years
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Excessive> u were still the same when u first came back for a lil while ........... and then u stopped it
20:00 <simba> lol weve got zapp brannagan on the bench
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I go through phases
21:00 <simba> So beautiful... Yet so neutral.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm shitty we're not broadcast
21:00 <simba> jak n daxter
22:00 <Excessive> not broadcast?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> simba and I barrack for the same english soccer team
22:00 <simba> the radio will be cool
22:00 <Excessive> ah k
22:00 <simba> ive never listened 2 a football game
22:00 <simba> only teh footy
23:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
23:00 <British^Meat> yáll should watch the visiomn but have le radio on
23:00 <Bastardly_One> watch an SBS game with your eyes closed then
23:00 <simba> there is no vision tho
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <British^Meat> dang then radio it be
23:00 <British^Meat> i use tunein
23:00 <British^Meat> bbc sports
23:00 <British^Meat> go
23:00 <simba> ive tried listening to games but its stupid you cant help but just watch
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Les Murray commentates like a radio commentator
23:00 <simba> now ill be forced to visualise
24:00 <simba> im going 2 use lfc tv i am sub scribed
24:00 <Excessive> well I can't comment here since I don't follow sports
24:00 <Pieter> I love you all
24:00 <simba> imagine if everyone in irc followed the same NFL team
25:00 <simba> and when they played we all became one
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be shit
25:00 <Bastardly_One> might catch stuff
25:00 <Bastardly_One> even over irc
26:00 <Excessive> imagine if everyone was mining bitcoin and we'd all show off our hardware and compete with how much we've mined etc .......... now that would be somethin
27:00 <Excessive> I only know one dude on here that mines bitcoin
27:00 <realist> Bitcoin mining is susceptible to collusion
27:00 <Excessive> in another chan
27:00 <simba> im suspect of these new trends, like bitcoins, the harlem shake and planking
27:00 <simba> suspicious**
28:00 <realist> Not worth doing unless you're using ASIC for bitcoin mining
28:00 <Excessive> simba, I have like nearly 250 bux worth in bitcoin so far ......... from like ....... 6 weeks of mining
28:00 <realist> simba: you are wise
29:00 <Excessive> realist, I have 100 block erupters
29:00 <simba> i hope u profit
29:00 <Excessive> but only runnin 44 atm
29:00 <simba> and buy a brand new turntable
29:00 <Excessive> cause I need to put together a proper power supply still to run the 100 devices
30:00 <Excessive> I have 2 1200's already simba
30:00 <simba> u rock
30:00 <Excessive> had em since 93
30:00 <simba> r they the black ones
30:00 <Excessive> nah 1200's r silver, the 1210's r black
32:00 <simba> i almost bought 1 last year for 600 or 700 they wanted 
32:00 <simba> i decided to buy a new one instead
32:00 <simba> not a 1200
32:00 <Excessive> yeah that's wat they're worth second hand
35:00 <simba> have you played with a project debut before
35:00 <simba> the carbon gets some high acclaim
35:00 <simba> i want it
36:00 <Excessive> not sure I get wat u're sayin simba
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <simba> theres a company called project who make tts
37:00 <simba> their debut line has one called the carbon
37:00 <Excessive> riiiite
37:00 <simba> which apparently rocks the world
38:00 <Excessive> no I haven't
38:00 <simba> im heavily interested
38:00 <simba> i am heavily invested in the project
38:00 <simba> operation slaughter nerdygirl
38:00 <Excessive> but like if u can beatmix, then u can do it on watever, jus that the controls will be diff
38:00 <simba> i cant do that stuff im just looking to buy 1x
38:00 <simba> for Now
38:00 <Excessive> k
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what would be funny?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> if the Baron was here
39:00 <Bastardly_One> would be like
39:00 <Bastardly_One> music producer (us) and DJ (you two) fight
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <simba> i aint a fucken DJ
39:00 <simba> i just listen 2 records
39:00 <Excessive> I know him Bastardly_One, he comes into #trance
39:00 <simba> i play a synth and abandoned my guitars
40:00 <simba> but i will never slel them because they have names....
40:00 <Bastardly_One> should MIDI that bitch
40:00 <Bastardly_One> make some shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> just for fun
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had the most random thought
41:00 <simba> i hated connecting it to the pc you know i dont want a mouse in my hand at any time when making music
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I deal with a lot of americans right?
42:00 <simba> its got a sequencer on board so 
42:00 <simba> yes
42:00 <simba> the fucken yankes
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and know what I never ever see online?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> black people
42:00 <simba> how do u know,,
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean 1 out of 50
42:00 <Bastardly_One> if that
42:00 <Bastardly_One> just a weird random thought
42:00 <Excessive> they're busy sellin crack Bastardly_One
42:00 <simba> how do u know tho 
43:00 <simba> there could be a few black people in this room
43:00 <Excessive> (prolly)*
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I suppose ... and true
43:00 <simba> yo where da blax @
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lay out some crack
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll draw 'em out
43:00 <simba> its cool how the internet doesnt care if ur white or black just a man or woman
44:00 <Bastardly_One> just a predominately anglo saxon thing to do it seems
44:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmmmm, I'mnah make a hotdog ........ I bought the stuff for them today
44:00 <simba> r u on Quakenet bastard
44:00 <simba> is that american i dont even know
44:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
44:00 <simba> i assume it is
44:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> one officer got burnt 80% of her body
44:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> what kind of life would she have
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and this is an american web based chat I go to
44:00 <Bastardly_One> all around my age
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw a Simba in there today before I went to sleep
45:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> my dad wants me to go canada
45:00 <Bastardly_One> we went you to go to hell beehhh
45:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> actually i convinced him lately
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Canada is cool and doesn't deserve you
45:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> went?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> we want you to go to hell even
46:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> i have six cousins in canada and lots of relative
46:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> choke in smoke dickhead
46:00 <simba> choke on a bloke
46:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> i wont be there for ya
47:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> that would be romantic
48:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> Bastardly_One thinks he know it all about me
48:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> we never met.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I do?
48:00 <simba> choke on trannie cock mirza 
50:00 <simba> cheers
52:00 <British^Meat> NeuropsychiatricPatient what did u do to beagle?
53:00 <simba> is chad dead
53:00 <Excessive> mmmmmmmmmm, that was fckn maaaaaaaaaaad
54:00 <British^Meat> no, dont say that
54:00 <British^Meat> it isnt so
55:00 <simba> uncle bens rice time
55:00 <British^Meat> cig time bro huehue
56:00 <Excessive> woolies select cola is sooooooooooooo close to coke
57:00 <simba> huhu
57:00 <doctor> LA Ice Cola
58:00 <Excessive> la ice is ok too
58:00 <Excessive> cheeeeep
59:00 <doctor> yeah but i'd drink a glass and leave it for a few days untill it goes flat
59:00 <doctor> then down the sink it goes
01:00 <simba> la ice is sweet
01:00 <Excessive> I used to drink coke initially, then kindah got sick of it and started on the la ice and that was different and now jus not long ago woolies got their select brand range of their soft drinks and the cola is heaps close to coke
02:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> those rapist got escaped from white mens cell doctor
02:00 <simba> man nobody outside south australia even knows Woodroofes do they
02:00 <simba> amasing soft drinks
02:00 <simba> cream soda owns
03:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> darwin is my choice after launceston
03:00 <Excessive> never heard of it simba
03:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> both are nice place do they have direct flights in between
05:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> 127,532 (2010) Darwin, Population
06:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> 214,705 (2010) Hobart, Population
06:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> sean pean is calling me
06:00 <Excessive> darwin is jus too hot
07:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> but lesser crazy people
07:00 <doctor> beehhhh, we're all fucked
07:00 <doctor> all we can do is lay on the carpet and stare at the ceiling untill the world collapses in on itself
08:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> how can I help you?
08:00 <doctor> lay on the carpet with me
08:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> ok mate
09:00 <AngrymanXL> wow... Diablo 3 works flawlessly with wine.
09:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> my bum gets itchy on carpet i prefer grass
09:00 <doctor> grass is fine but the sun is a bitch here
10:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> grass = weed
10:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> yeah the smoke from denmark covered the CBD werent they
11:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> better call it a nite
12:00 <doctor> night dd
12:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> nite m8
13:00 <doctor> He'll find god some day and I'll tell him to get off my property
14:00 <Excessive> k, I'mnah lay down ........... l8rs
14:00 <doctor> night Excessive
22:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
30:00 <simba> legalise gay weedle
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bit restless
32:00 <Bastardly_One> might go a bit of a walk
33:00 <fawks> I just slept for like 3 hours
33:00 <fawks> really awkwardly 
34:00 <Serenity> was your foot in the air and your finger up your nose?
34:00 <megamanga> sleeping at work would be tops
35:00 <fawks> nah on my elbows upright 
35:00 <fawks> lol
35:00 <fawks> on my tummy but upright on my elbows 
35:00 <fawks> my neck and jaw hurt 
35:00 <fawks> and I have. a headache now 
35:00 <fawks> so awks
35:00 <megamanga> lol i do that
35:00 <megamanga> fetal position face down
36:00 <fawks> worst
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I should be relishing the peace and quiet
36:00 <megamanga> spicy rice n tuna come at me bro
36:00 <Bastardly_One> seems I only get it once every couple of weeks
36:00 <fawks> gross
36:00 <fawks> I hate flavored tunas
37:00 <megamanga> no no its regular tuna
37:00 <megamanga> but with spicy rie
37:00 <fawks> I just buy the greenseas ones in water w/ lemon
37:00 <fawks> oh
37:00 <fawks> yeah I don't do spicy
37:00 <fawks> it hurts going in an out
37:00 <megamanga> thats the best part
37:00 <fawks> lolll
37:00 <fawks> ouch
37:00 <Serenity> those flavoured tunas are fucking gross
38:00 <megamanga> what are flavoured tunas
38:00 <Bastardly_One> on that note
38:00 <Bastardly_One> back shortly
38:00 <megamanga> i usually get the one in oil with chilli is that what you mean?
38:00 <simba> lol i love girls that post a pic like this, this caption reads "My phone case is the bestt" like she took it for the phone case https://31.media.tumblr.com/fe7390745e0631ad73014ab7c09b6d69/tumblr_myi4jzKtJc1qbnxolo1_500.jpg
38:00 <Bastardly_One> B1-walkies
38:00 <Serenity> the tuna tempters
38:00 <simba> they always spell the last word with two letters at the end dragged on like bestt
39:00 <Maurice> Tuna is gross fullstop
39:00 <Maurice> .
39:00 <megamanga> white people ^
39:00 <Serenity> pff
40:00 <megamanga> i dont usually eat it but i wanted it for some reason
40:00 <Bastardly_One> fish craving
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's quiet common in most people
40:00 <Serenity> I do for my kids an easy mac corn and tuna and they fucking go nuts over it rofl
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah keep talking you lot until I get back
41:00 <Serenity> with a squeeze of lemon
41:00 <Bastardly_One> like a tuna mornay
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but more homestyle
41:00 <megamanga> i never had mac n cheese until i was 25
41:00 <megamanga> :(
41:00 <Bastardly_One> my brother in law does one of them too
41:00 <Serenity> oh i do my own mournay anyway
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I still haven't
41:00 <Bastardly_One> believe it or not
41:00 <Serenity> but I just do that for a quick lunch or something
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
41:00 <Serenity> my kids are half wog they need hot meals every time they eat
42:00 <Maurice> I love that plastic mac and cheese shit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> man, I've not had an attack for ages during the evening or wee small hours
42:00 <Bastardly_One> this is pissing me off a bit
42:00 <fawks> breathe 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> not one of those
42:00 <Maurice> Pant, don't push yet
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more an antsy
43:00 <Bastardly_One> one
43:00 <fawks> instead of going for a walk use us as a distraction 
43:00 <Maurice> DON'T PUSH, YOU'RE NOT DILATED ENOUGH
43:00 <Bastardly_One> did that horus ago :P
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I had one earlier when we were on about it
43:00 <fawks> ok well occupy yourself 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I was doing
43:00 <Serenity> are you having a panic attack?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm probably tired and don't think so yet
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not a panic attack ... a bit of a sadness slash anxiety attack
44:00 <fawks> :/
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm alright
44:00 <Bastardly_One> if I wasn't I'd be long gone by now on that walk
44:00 <Serenity> i had my first anxiety attack last year. I thought i was going to die.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I might do a small one though
45:00 <Serenity> or maybe it was the year before now its 2014
45:00 <fawks> how long did it last 
45:00 <Maurice> I've never had one
45:00 <Bastardly_One> might hit my legs rather than my breathing thankfully
45:00 <Maurice> Possibly because I don't care about anything enough
45:00 <megamanga> i had one when i got rear ended
45:00 <Maurice> Hehe
45:00 <megamanga> i almost punched the bitch lol
45:00 <Maurice> Rear ended
45:00 <Maurice> Fingers crossed
45:00 <fawks> my Aunty was a cunt about it for ages
45:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine if they hit my breathing as well, I'd be dead
46:00 <fawks> she would tell me "get over it" "harden up" etc
46:00 <Serenity> how long did mine last? it was atleast an hour before i could calm down
46:00 <megamanga> your aunty is a cunt
46:00 <fawks> then my little cousin, her son, got diagnosed with autism 
46:00 <megamanga> full stop
46:00 <fawks> and she had panic attacks
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I've got that for the last forever stina
46:00 <fawks> for 2 days
46:00 <Bastardly_One> My last place was like harden the fuck up
46:00 <megamanga> did u tell her to harden up
46:00 <fawks> she rang me and cried and apologised
46:00 <Maurice> I feel positively normal, which is odd for me
46:00 <megamanga> shoulda told her to harden up bitch
46:00 <fawks> and said i can't believe I said that to you it was the worst feeling in the world
47:00 <fawks> im sorry rah rah
47:00 <fawks> im like yeah that's right.
47:00 <fawks> people who havent experienced it just don't know 
47:00 <megamanga> she didnt mean a word of it
47:00 <fawks> you can't blame them
47:00 <Bastardly_One> at leat you get that
47:00 <megamanga> she wanted soimeone to talk to
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even get that ... I get told to stfu
47:00 <Bastardly_One> well, did
47:00 <fawks> yeah Bastardly_One don't worry I still get it from others 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so relaxing being able to be mental and not hear that shit every day
48:00 <fawks> as I said people who haven't experienced dot get  it 
48:00 <megamanga> fuck people 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, same
48:00 <Maurice> I've never experienced it but I wouldn't tell someone to harden the fuck up
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just unique
48:00 <Serenity> i hate ANYONE being told that about ANYTHING tbh
48:00 <fawks> my dad gets it more than he used to when I was younger 
48:00 <Maurice> I'd simply kick them in the genitals 'THERE BITCH, TAKE YOUR MIND OFF IT'
48:00 <fawks> but he still says "people don't bite!"
48:00 <Serenity> why should someone have to harden up because what they are experiencing makes someone else uncomfortable
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I've the coping mechanisms in life of a child
48:00 <Serenity> fuck off.
48:00 <fawks> yeah thanks dad lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's just the way it is
49:00 <Bastardly_One> can't deal with me then leave me alone
49:00 <megamanga> id grab your foot with my genitals shaw brothers style and lob you across the room
49:00 <Bastardly_One> not that hard really
49:00 <fawks> lmaoo
49:00 <fawks> and people think you can click your fingers and switch it off
49:00 <fawks> well no you can't 
49:00 <Maurice> LOL
49:00 <fawks> if I could I would you dickbag
49:00 <Maurice> You need to work on your pelvic floor
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and you don't exactly enjoy it when it switches on either
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I woke up tender today
50:00 <Maurice> Me too
50:00 <Maurice> In my vagina
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you shurrup *gets jealous*
50:00 <fawks> .
50:00 <megamanga> kegels
50:00 <Maurice> Your vag is jealous?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and men can do those mega
50:00 <megamanga> mingey
50:00 <megamanga> yeah i know
51:00 <Bastardly_One> makes the pee pee grow supposedly
51:00 <Bastardly_One> called wegals
51:00 <Serenity> its totally not the same ball park but its kinda what people say when you're open about losing weight. 'just dont eat' Yeah cool thanks I never thought of that
51:00 <Serenity> ill try it
51:00 <simba> Indonesian Dragons
51:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the first things ever I learnt on the internet in 1995
51:00 <megamanga> but i like food
51:00 <megamanga> fuck them
51:00 <Bastardly_One> was wegals
51:00 <megamanga> you didnt try to stretch your cock did you?
51:00 <megamanga> heaps of guys did and they fucked up lol
51:00 <Serenity> i bet he did
51:00 <Maurice> I know I tried stretching mine
51:00 <megamanga> goes limp
52:00 <Bastardly_One> can't say I did
52:00 <megamanga> phew
52:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't haven't a clue what I was doing to find info on wegals to begin with
52:00 <Bastardly_One> knowing me, something deviant
52:00 <megamanga> most likely porn
52:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe
52:00 <Serenity> im not sure i knw what it is
52:00 <Bastardly_One> back then I was into gross out stuff more
53:00 <megamanga> ogrish ftw
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss that site
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and dans gallery of the grotesque was the original of it's kind
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd see pics of kurt gobang
53:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
53:00 <Bastardly_One> kurt cobain I mean
54:00 <simba> ogrish owns
54:00 <Bastardly_One> did
54:00 <simba> i almost linked it up in here yesterday but it was just too much
54:00 <simba> i looked at some horrifying things
54:00 <Bastardly_One> was taken down not long after the first iran beheading they did
54:00 <Bastardly_One> try finding it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> no longer exists
54:00 <simba> ogrish?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ye
54:00 <megamanga> its bestgore now i think
54:00 <simba> i was on it for hours yesterday
55:00 <simba> ogrish.tv is that the same one
55:00 <megamanga> oh is it
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh really?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that's news to us
55:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly
55:00 <megamanga> pity im atwork, will spend all day on it when i get home lol
55:00 <simba> i dont remember the old site
55:00 <megamanga> it was just ogrish.com
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaha
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not trusted
56:00 <Bastardly_One> .tv
56:00 <simba> that directs me 2 liveleak
56:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.ogrish.tv/
56:00 <Bastardly_One> is a poo site
56:00 <Bastardly_One> my browsers say
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that shit off
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> no way are we going to it
56:00 <Serenity> my first experience with ogrish i watched a dude get his head cut off by arabs
56:00 <Serenity> i had nightmares for months
57:00 <simba> dont u chrome
57:00 <simba> u paranoid without chrome
57:00 <Serenity> about the dudes head falling out of my fire place
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I chrome
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and Serenity
57:00 <simba> chrome lets me go 2 it fine
57:00 <megamanga> ahahaha that was awesome
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that was what got them done
57:00 <Maurice> I'VE SEEN THAT
57:00 <Maurice> It was awesome
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the POP!
57:00 <megamanga> see that guy behead his mrs for cheating on him?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I watched it enitrely and was actually disgusted in myself
57:00 <megamanga> her eyes almost pop out of her head when he swings
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I know the one
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the aussie guy
58:00 <simba> i saw the girl stoned to death wasnt very pretty
58:00 <Serenity> it wasnt awesome
58:00 <Bastardly_One> or the english guy that was
58:00 <Serenity> seriously it messed me up
58:00 <Serenity> i can still picture him sitting there in that orange suit
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know the one Serenity means
58:00 <Maurice> It was
58:00 <megamanga> oh that one
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the first white guy done in the iraq war
58:00 <megamanga> see the guy filling his car with petrol and a fucking truck tyre bowls him over?
58:00 <megamanga> bends his back wrong way
58:00 <megamanga> < fucked up
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch
59:00 <Bastardly_One> no, but I can visualise it
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *shudders*
59:00 <Maurice> I've seen the screwdriver in the dick, that made me cringe more than anything
59:00 <megamanga> seen thehammer on the dick?
59:00 <megamanga> .... i should shut up
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I've survived a rubber mallet on it
59:00 <Bastardly_One> just saying
00:00 <Bastardly_One> don't ask ... but I have
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder what the ogrish is these days though?
00:00 <Serenity> these coles microwave popcorn mini packs are shit. says 1m on 1000w. ive got a fucking 1100w microwave and it doesnt even pop half of them. but if you go longer they burn
00:00 <Serenity> SHIT
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd check that dot tv link out if every browser didn't tell me it was trouble
01:00 <simba> mad videos on russian men beating their wives
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
01:00 <Maurice> LOL
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I could of told you that Sezz
01:00 <Maurice> Popcorn annoys me, it gets stuck in my teeth for YEARS
01:00 <Maurice> LITERALLY YEARS
01:00 <Bastardly_One> if you'v a 1000W
01:00 <Bastardly_One> don't buy shit stuff
01:00 <Maurice> I don't even know what my micro is
01:00 <Serenity> mines yooge
02:00 <Serenity> but these bags of popcorn are crap
02:00 <Serenity> CRAP
02:00 <Maurice> Mines white
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I need one again ... I miss the one from the old place already
02:00 <megamanga> the work one is dirty as fuck, im scared to use it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and the deep frier
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss that so much
02:00 <Maurice> I had a silver LG one, less than a year old, fucker turned itself on and started sparking
02:00 <Maurice> I dumped it in the wheelie bin
02:00 <Bastardly_One> as ya do
02:00 <megamanga> put it out the front as hard rubbish
02:00 <megamanga> free to good home
02:00 <Maurice> Too late, this is like, 6 yrs ago
03:00 <megamanga> nek minit, bogans house burns down
03:00 <Serenity> i had a deep fryer and it broke
03:00 <Maurice> Got my trusty old white one out of the workshop and now it lives in the cats bedroom aka the laundry
03:00 <Serenity> i deliberately didnt get a new one
03:00 <Maurice> Me too Serenity :/
03:00 <Maurice> We deep fried cheese
03:00 <Maurice> Omg so yum
03:00 <Maurice> Glad it broke
03:00 <megamanga> mums hair drier decided to shoot flames
03:00 <Serenity> paul and his brother deep fried bread.
03:00 <megamanga> proper fuckin flames
03:00 <Maurice> :o
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I really need a new deep frier BAD
03:00 <Bastardly_One> might get one Tue
03:00 <Serenity> theyre like $25 at kmart dude
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not dear
03:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
03:00 <Maurice> Shit is so cheap these days
04:00 <Maurice> When I got my slow cooker it was 90 bucks, now theyre like 30
04:00 <Bastardly_One> just been lazy since I've moved
04:00 <megamanga> ill just get a monster parmi instead of a deep frier, its probably better for my waist
04:00 <Serenity> i got my 6lt slow cooker from kmart for $19
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's alright
04:00 <Maurice> Yeah see~
04:00 <Maurice> !
04:00 <Serenity> lol parmy isnt good for your waste
04:00 <Maurice> Mind you, my sister got me mine for my bday one year
04:00 <Serenity> waist
04:00 <Maurice> Wtf is a parmy
05:00 <simba> parmi..
05:00 <simba> parma
05:00 <Serenity> . are you kidding
05:00 <Serenity> you dumb bint
05:00 <Bastardly_One> chicken schtizel with cheese and tomato base
05:00 <Serenity> chicken parm
05:00 <Bastardly_One> well, or on top
05:00 <Maurice> Well I'm thinking kitchen appliances since he compared it to a fucking deep fryer!
05:00 <Bastardly_One> depends
05:00 <Maurice> Can't blame me for that
05:00 <simba> parma is the cooler name
05:00 <Maurice> SO EAT A DICK
05:00 <megamanga> i will blame you damnit
05:00 <megamanga> i would but my gut is in the way
05:00 <megamanga> fat life
06:00 <Maurice> Not you
06:00 <Maurice> I mean Serenity
06:00 <Maurice> I know she enjoys it
06:00 <Maurice> Coz who wouldn't
06:00 <Serenity> hahaha
07:00 <megamanga> aw yisss 3 hours till 4 days off
07:00 <simba> second half 
08:00 <simba> wheres Pieter i wish he was here
08:00 <megamanga> nobody wishes that
08:00 <Serenity> now there is popcorn stuck in my teef
08:00 <Maurice> I TOLD YOU
08:00 <Maurice> YEARS
08:00 <Serenity> hahaha
08:00 <Serenity> FOREVS
09:00 <Maurice> When I take the kids to the movies I always tell myself no popcorn, then I cave and pay the price
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I have fuck all teeth left ... so even mushy shit get in them
09:00 <simba> damn
09:00 <Maurice> Thats attractive
09:00 <Bastardly_One> innit?
09:00 <Maurice> No
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
09:00 <Serenity> i have a broken tooth im scared to get out
09:00 <Serenity> other than that i have all my teeth.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I could have lupus for all you know
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't
10:00 <megamanga> a few of my teeth never came through
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine was hard drugs when younger
10:00 <Maurice> I have half wisdoms
10:00 <Maurice> They hurt for a couple of weeks then calm down
10:00 <megamanga> so i has gaps
10:00 <Maurice> Too scared to get them out
10:00 <Serenity> actually yeah ive only got 2 wisdom teeth
10:00 <megamanga> i had all my wisdoms out
10:00 <Serenity> and ones got a flap that hurts
10:00 <Maurice> Lol flap
10:00 <megamanga> was fucking pain city as the roots were just about into my jaw bone
10:00 <Bastardly_One> same
11:00 <Maurice> I don't want my half wisdoms to be gone, I might end up dumb..
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to man up and get the rest of mine out
11:00 <megamanga> i watched the guy take mine out, it was awesome
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I seriously went to bed that night with a fever and all from the pain
11:00 <Maurice> Then you can be a gummy shark
11:00 <Bastardly_One> then in 3 mths I'd be having falsies
11:00 <Serenity> my mum has no teeth what so ever
11:00 <Serenity> theyre all false
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but I keep woosing out
11:00 <megamanga> fuck i dont want that
11:00 <megamanga> i like my teeths
12:00 <Maurice> Cam snapped his front left tooth on an esky handle on xmas day one year lollll
12:00 <Serenity> mums diabetic apparently its common as diabetics get older
12:00 <megamanga> lolll wat
12:00 <Maurice> He had to drink beer through a straw
12:00 <Serenity> her actual teeth were in perfect health
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is Serenity
12:00 <Maurice> Its been capped and has survived 10 yrs
12:00 <simba> aspas scores !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <Serenity> cam is the worst person in the world for injuries
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well your teeth impact a lot of areas of your health
13:00 <Bastardly_One> keep that in mind kids
14:00 <simba> thank u
14:00 <Maurice> Oh man, he was telling Cal tonight how he shot himself in the hand with a nail gun
14:00 <Serenity> thanks grandad
14:00 <Maurice> I haven't even heard this story
14:00 <Serenity> LOL of course he did
14:00 <Maurice> I told Cal he'll be here for hours if Cam lists all his injuries
14:00 <simba> thanks granpa
15:00 <megamanga> jesus christ
15:00 <megamanga> shot in the hand lolll
15:00 <Maurice> Thats not even the worst injury
15:00 <Maurice> Chainsaw to his kneecap
15:00 <Serenity> this is the man that just about killed himself playing tennis
15:00 <Maurice> Nail ripping into his thigh, get sewn up, continue project, nail again in the thigh
15:00 <Maurice> LOL
15:00 <Maurice> That was funny as, it was his first serve and it didn't even go over the net
15:00 <Serenity> LOOOOOOL
15:00 <Maurice> AND the dr thought I was his daughter
15:00 <megamanga> why have you not put him in a bubble?
16:00 <Serenity> shes secretly hoping he'll off himself
16:00 <Maurice> Coz hes 41, he can get his own damn bubble
16:00 <Serenity> for all his millions.
16:00 <megamanga> lollll
16:00 <Maurice> I have his insurance papers safe
16:00 <simba> Hahahaha. Great.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> as you would by the sound of it
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <Maurice> Mum taught me well
17:00 <megamanga> i lost my fuckin super details
17:00 <Maurice> When dad went first the other day ontop of a dead dog in its grave, she was gonna leave him there except she couldn't find his insurance papers
17:00 <megamanga> organisation, i lack it
17:00 <Maurice> Head first*
17:00 <Serenity> LOL
17:00 <Serenity> omg Maurice im still giggling about that fucking dog
17:00 <Maurice> Rofl
18:00 <Serenity> i can see your tiny dads feet sticking out of a dog grave
18:00 <Maurice> He was full on flailing
18:00 <Serenity> tiny legs*
18:00 <Maurice> He was bent like a pretzel
18:00 <Maurice> My bro grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and chucked him out of the hole
18:00 <Serenity> hahaha
18:00 <Maurice> I'm giggling right now
18:00 <Serenity> its awful but so funny
18:00 <Maurice> Its fucking hilarious now
19:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like when I had to get my nan out of the wheelie bin
19:00 <Maurice> Like when mum stood on the rake and it hit her in the forehead
19:00 <megamanga> lolll
19:00 <Maurice> She didn't find it funny until the pain went
19:00 <Bastardly_One> she dropped something in it ... went to get it and it tipped up on her
19:00 <Maurice> Ahh fuck, my family is like a Benny Hill sho
19:00 <Maurice> w
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <fawks> LMAOOO @ nan in a wheelie bin 
20:00 <megamanga> great some dudes shon up
20:00 <fawks> I'm dying at the imagery 
20:00 <megamanga> its 3am what do you want cunt
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah was hilarious fawks
20:00 <Maurice> Drugs
20:00 <Serenity> i just want to go to bed
20:00 <Bastardly_One> poor woman was trapped in there yelling to get out
20:00 <megamanga> oh theyre having a root LOL
20:00 <Serenity> but my friend needs someone to talk to and well.. thats me
21:00 <fawks> aw
21:00 <Serenity> i nearly yacked in the car today im exhausted
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not one big hangover?
22:00 <simba> yak krap
22:00 <Serenity> its a super hangover rofl. 5 days worth
22:00 <Serenity> then had to drive 200km
22:00 <Serenity> worst ever
22:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be you
23:00 <Serenity> worth it
23:00 <Serenity> i waited until i got home and puked in the mop bucket
23:00 <Bastardly_One> well done
24:00 <Bastardly_One> a car that far in the heat would of had to of been shitful though
24:00 <Serenity> our aircon is like a snow blizzard lol
24:00 <Serenity> so wasnt hot
25:00 <Maurice> LOL @ mop bucket
25:00 <Maurice> Fuck mopping anyways
25:00 <Maurice> How were your babies when you got home?
26:00 <Maurice> And I don't mean the kids, I mean death by cats
26:00 <Serenity> omg turbo was like MREOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
26:00 <Serenity> MROEWEWEOWOEWOEOWOWWWW
26:00 <Serenity> and he cuddled me he never cuddles me
26:00 <Maurice> Asshole
26:00 <Maurice> How was Homer?
26:00 <Maurice> He'd really be your death, death by snuggling
27:00 <Serenity> yeah he cuddled me
27:00 <Serenity> purrr purrr purrr urrrr
27:00 <Serenity> then went and paid on everyones bed....
27:00 <Maurice> I got fucking ripped off in the cat department
27:00 <Maurice> ROFL
27:00 <Serenity> laid..
27:00 <Maurice> Yeah I got it lol
27:00 <Serenity> haha
27:00 <simba> ginger cats own!!!
27:00 <Serenity> n ow theyre both ignoring me
27:00 <Maurice> Auds is all over Cam, Cam who hates him..
28:00 <Maurice> I try to love him and the fat prick ignores me
28:00 <Maurice> Auds, not Cam..
28:00 <Serenity> turbo is pauls cat
28:00 <Maurice> He's a skinny prick
28:00 <megamanga> cats are cunts
28:00 <Serenity> he full disowned me
28:00 <Maurice> Bastard
28:00 <Maurice> He;s black, you should expect that
28:00 <Maurice> Ohhh racism buuuurn
28:00 <megamanga> has he stolen your tv?
29:00 <Serenity> hahaha
29:00 <megamanga> ahurrrrr
29:00 <Serenity> hes too fat for that
29:00 <Maurice> Lol
29:00 <megamanga> haha
29:00 <Maurice> He's fucking huge
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he's as big as the tv
29:00 <megamanga> yeah i think i saw
29:00 <Bastardly_One> she showed you the other night
29:00 <megamanga> http://pigroll.com/img/a_night_wighout_robbin.jpg
29:00 <megamanga> now im off to do work... laters
29:00 <Serenity> yeah thats right
29:00 <Serenity> toodles
29:00 <Maurice> Serenity, you know what Cam asked me tonight?
30:00 <Maurice> 'Is the cat a boy or a girl?'
30:00 <Maurice> ...
30:00 <Serenity> rofllllll.
30:00 <Serenity> isnt it obvious with a name like audrey.
30:00 <Serenity> ..
30:00 <Maurice> And Tyler asked me the same thing earlier today
30:00 <Maurice> Lol no shit!
30:00 <Maurice> Well OBV it's not a girl..
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh there lies your problem
30:00 <Maurice> Hes a year old next month :/
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he has issues with his name
31:00 <Maurice> He was a girl when I named him..
31:00 <Maurice> He had no obvious balls
31:00 <Maurice> Now he still has no balls, theyre in the vets recycle bin thing
31:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
32:00 <Bastardly_One> coming to dim sims near you
32:00 <Maurice> Yuck
32:00 <Maurice> Glad I don't eat them
32:00 <Maurice> Dim sims or cats balls
32:00 <Serenity> mmm dim sims
32:00 <Maurice> Now I want rontons
33:00 <Maurice> Beep beep! Derivery!
33:00 <Serenity> i had something the other day and i cant remember what it was
33:00 <Serenity> it was a triangle and curry like
33:00 <Serenity> pretty yum
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmm
33:00 <Maurice> Samosas?
33:00 <Serenity> yeah thats it
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's them
33:00 <Maurice> Theyre pretty good
33:00 <Serenity> never had one before
33:00 <Maurice> In sweet chilli
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not too bad
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the indian near here does nice ones
34:00 <Maurice> You get them in packs, like party pies and sausage rolls, but the asian version
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you can do
34:00 <Bastardly_One> never had packaged ones yet
34:00 <Serenity> urgh man ive been drinking rainwater for a week
34:00 <Serenity> this city water tastes like pool water
34:00 <Bastardly_One> tank water is WAY different hey?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I noticed that when I moved from buttfuck nowhere back to Ballarat
35:00 <Maurice> Isn't Doodle in Ballarat?
35:00 <Serenity> it tasted like bottled water to me
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
35:00 <Serenity> asked pauls mum what water it was lol 'uh rainwater?'
35:00 <Serenity> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> up until just before christmas we lived 5 streets apart
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and never met
36:00 <Maurice> Well I invited him to the airport for xmas eve bathroom sex and he never showed, don't feel bad
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that we know of anyay
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, he's all talk
36:00 <Maurice> Well, I was meeting my husband
36:00 <Maurice> But thats besides the point..
36:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently TheROn wants to met
36:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine how boring that's gonna be?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> for texas hold em poker
36:00 <Maurice> I quite like TheRon
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I never said he bothers me
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just gonna be a bit one dimensional
37:00 <Maurice> How do you figure?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it's 90s music or sport
37:00 <Maurice> Because youll be crapping on and he wont get a word in?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and that too
37:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but the people I plan to get in on it are worse
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he's alright people
38:00 <Bastardly_One> just needs more lines for his routines
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they're getting old
38:00 <Bastardly_One> like him :P
38:00 <Maurice> LOL
38:00 <Maurice> Pot, kettle etc
39:00 <fawks> I love how Stefan knows when it's Katherine 
39:00 <fawks> makes me happy in my pants
39:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit :P
39:00 <Maurice> OMG
39:00 <Maurice> Katherine is a fucking moll
39:00 <fawks> agreed 
39:00 <Serenity> what are you cunts talking about
39:00 <Maurice> I can't wait til you're up to date and see what happens
39:00 <Maurice> Vamp Diaries
39:00 <Serenity> oh
39:00 <Serenity> fags
39:00 <Maurice> Mmm Klaus
39:00 <fawks> me too
39:00 <fawks> but the eps are so long
40:00 <fawks> so I only watch a few a night lol
40:00 <Maurice> Then theres The Originals
40:00 <Maurice> The spin off
40:00 <fawks> I'm dyig to see this klaus kunt
40:00 <Maurice> But don;t get that until you're on the 2nd last season
40:00 <fawks> when does he arrive 
40:00 <fawks> I'm halfway through season 2
41:00 <fawks> I bet he comes end of season 2
41:00 <fawks> fffsssss
41:00 <simba> krab kum
41:00 <Maurice> http://static.wetpaint.me/vampire/ROOT/photos/460_340/68233-2043723279959417143.jpg
41:00 <fawks> also isobel bugs me firstly the way her name is spelt is ridiculous and secondly she's like a skinny fat person
42:00 <Maurice> I'd still fuck the living shit out of Damon
42:00 <fawks> you know those skinny people that are still fat
42:00 <fawks> I can't explain kt
42:00 <fawks> lol
42:00 <fawks> is that klaus 
42:00 <Maurice> http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130326133655/vampirediaries/images/e/e2/Joseph_Morgan_tattoo.jpg
42:00 <Maurice> Yes thats him
42:00 <fawks> I though he'd be meaner looking
43:00 <Maurice> Oh he is in action
43:00 <fawks> meh he's ok
43:00 <Maurice> He's ruthless
43:00 <fawks> Damon is hotter
43:00 <Serenity> woah
43:00 <Serenity> who banned beagle
43:00 <Maurice> Damon is orgasm on a stick
43:00 <Maurice> I wish it was me, Serenity
43:00 <Maurice> But alas
43:00 <Serenity> i think thats nics old ban tbh
43:00 <fawks> was auto I think
43:00 <Serenity> that cunt bag deleted me off fb
43:00 <Serenity> how dare he
43:00 <Maurice> What a prick
43:00 <fawks> where is he
43:00 <Maurice> Also, TigerLilyNats sister met Damon irl
44:00 <Maurice> They're twitter friends
44:00 <Maurice> I hate her
44:00 <fawks> yeah you told me
44:00 <fawks> bitch
44:00 <fawks> !
44:00 <Serenity> maurice
44:00 <Maurice> His eyes, swoon
44:00 <Maurice> Serenity
44:00 <Serenity> post on nics wall for me
44:00 <Maurice> Tell me what
44:00 <Maurice> I will copy and paste
44:00 <Serenity> 'serenity said she hates you you traitorous slag'
45:00 <Serenity> as if he has john on fb and not me
45:00 <Serenity> im amazing
45:00 <fawks> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and dont spew out your nose
45:00 <Maurice> Done and done
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and not clean it up
45:00 <Maurice> John doesn't even have me on fb
45:00 <Maurice> The jerk
45:00 <Serenity> id bone john 7 ways from sunday but Im obviously a better fb friend.
45:00 <fawks> I deleted you ages ago when you entered super bitch mode
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Serenity> WHY DIDNT YOU DELETE ME YOU ANNOYING MOLL
46:00 <Serenity> wait wait
46:00 <Serenity> :P
46:00 <Maurice> At this point of time, I'm gonna bone myself 7 ways
46:00 <Maurice> Lol
46:00 <Maurice> Also, I never left super bitch mode, I was born that way
46:00 <fawks> cos even though you're passive aggressive sometimes you never get personal in a rude way 
46:00 <Maurice> </end Gaga>
46:00 <fawks> Maurice was a rude a cunt
46:00 <Serenity> i havent had sex in about a fortnight. my bajingo looks like a punched packet of mince and I have a rash from stuff.
47:00 <Serenity> im about to hump a desk
47:00 <Maurice> I don't have a desk :/
47:00 <Serenity> im not passive agressive you cunt
47:00 <fawks> I SAID SOMETIMES
47:00 <fawks> an yes you are
47:00 <fawks> !
47:00 <Serenity> ok maybe
47:00 <Serenity> but i do it in an obvious way
47:00 <Serenity> so thats ok
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd punch her for saying that
48:00 <fawks> well yeah
48:00 <Maurice> An in your face passive agressive way
48:00 <fawks> what for being honey?
48:00 <Maurice> HONEY
48:00 <fawks> uh hinest
48:00 <fawks> LOL
48:00 <fawks> FUCK
48:00 <Maurice> HONEY BOOBOO
48:00 <fawks> honest
48:00 <Serenity> GTFO
48:00 <Serenity> dont go there maurice
48:00 <Maurice> Rofl
48:00 <Maurice> Like Krang from ninja turtles
48:00 <fawks> honey booboo chiiiiiild
48:00 <Serenity> that kid
48:00 <Serenity> id bury it under a quarry
49:00 <Maurice> So much this https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSiI9-WgX3Oc0VL-wbYAmvffhAoj5eaaiy3avGcOgArEaA3soWCqw
49:00 <Serenity> how did someoen fuck that woman 4 times
49:00 <Maurice> Oh this is better, it's bigger http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/screencrush.com/files/2012/09/honey-boo-boo-krang-ninja-turtles.jpg
49:00 <Serenity> thats what i want to know
49:00 <Maurice> Ewwwww
50:00 <Maurice> Beer goggles
50:00 <Serenity> anyhoo im going to bed to die. see you all in 4 days
50:00 <Maurice> Byeeeeee me choco
50:00 <Maurice> My child is still coughing up a lung so I'll be up for awhile
53:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be you
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still a bit restless ...
54:00 <Maurice> He's nearly 11 and doesn't need babying
54:00 <Maurice> So he'll survive
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but you're a mum
55:00 <Bastardly_One> so I guess you're gonna be up until he crashes
55:00 <Maurice> I am also a tuner out
55:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaah
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Maurice> As in, I can tune him out
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I got it
57:00 <Maurice> Omg speaking of ninja turtles, just checked the tv guide and its fucking on
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yah on at about 2am on
57:00 <Bastardly_One> GO! I think
57:00 <Maurice> Or it will be in 20 mins
57:00 <Maurice> Channel 11 at 1.20am
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the one
57:00 <Bastardly_One> knew I saw it recently channel flicking one night
58:00 <Maurice> The ep is called 'Cowabunga Shredhead'
58:00 <Bastardly_One> seems to be on every week morning at that time
58:00 <Maurice> Theres 3 eps
00:00 <Bastardly_One> My indoor aerial hates this place
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I think that's on each weekday morning ... or a couple of times a week anyway
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas was crapping on about it the other day
17:00 <Maurice> Pandas is a dicklicker
17:00 <Maurice> Hes holding onto some serious rage
18:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed
54:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
55:00 <megamanga> im outta here soon yewwww
59:00 <Bastardly_One> My problem is
59:00 <Bastardly_One> my drapes are too good
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they block out all light and I don't notice the traffic noise
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so I wake up too late
01:00 <megamanga> i sleep through everything except heavy machinery
01:00 <megamanga> and yappy little cunt dogs like what the mrs has
02:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... same these days it seems
02:00 <megamanga> i slept through the smoke alarm like a boss
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I should go ay hello to the internet wifey and the other wenches I have as keepers in the other chat I go to
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but meh
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that involves pretending to be interested in what they would talk about
03:00 <Bastardly_One> which is ... nothing
03:00 <megamanga> i dont even do that in real life
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm pretty fucking rude
04:00 <megamanga> i did blah blah blah
04:00 <megamanga> ok cool...
04:00 <Bastardly_One> did I tell ya the housemate has been sulky since that other night?
04:00 <megamanga> still?
04:00 <megamanga> GIMMEA SMOKE CUNT
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... has was for days I swear
04:00 <Bastardly_One> today was his coming down like fuck day
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and couldn't think of one thing to annoy him with unforunately
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not seen him all day
05:00 <megamanga> i could think of one
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I know he's dead in his room
05:00 <megamanga> mariachi band following him aroud
05:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that would freak him out hard
05:00 <megamanga> exactly
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he's like a nervous greyhound
05:00 <Bastardly_One> tall lanky fuck
05:00 <megamanga> is he a methhead i forget
05:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously an older Piet
06:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh morphine
06:00 <megamanga> oh joy
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but very similar people kind of
06:00 <megamanga> till he hits the h
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon he does or a substitue
06:00 <Bastardly_One> there's only been one real morph high I've seen
06:00 <Bastardly_One> because the rant was epic
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit make you feel so good
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you just don't care
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ask for poor nurse that monitored me for 6 hrs
07:00 <Bastardly_One> while I was raving at him
07:00 <Bastardly_One> poor cunt
07:00 <megamanga> lolll
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, how you feeling? (just had a lung glued to my chest mind you)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking awesome!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, what are you doing on the net?
08:00 <megamanga> oh collapsed lung fuk
08:00 <Bastardly_One> blah blah fuking blah
08:00 <Bastardly_One> poor cunt
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the full deal
08:00 <Bastardly_One> seems I don't do things by halves
09:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot of people they can inflate it again
09:00 <Bastardly_One> not mine ... was rooted
09:00 <Bastardly_One> called the paramedics and they're like
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah go see your GP
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and took myself via train and tram to the Royal Melb
09:00 <Bastardly_One> from Elsternwick ... took about 2 hrs as I couldn't breathe
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the triage nurse was amazed
10:00 <Bastardly_One> at first she's looking for the paramedics
10:00 <megamanga> fuck that
10:00 <Bastardly_One> when I could breathe enough to tell her
10:00 <Bastardly_One> she was seriously amazed they did that
10:00 <Bastardly_One> know the weirdest part?
10:00 <megamanga> some shouldt have a job
11:00 <Bastardly_One> this was back in the days when irc on austnet was huge
11:00 <megamanga> what the fuck
11:00 <megamanga> some cunt just hammered it down here
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was on here opping away one night
11:00 <megamanga> bbl mang i dunno wtf is going on
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah go
29:00 <Bastardly_One> http://bit.ly/1lISdPd
29:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
43:00 <spence> Work.....Fuck :/
47:00 <spence> BRRrrrrrrr fucken cold where the fuck is summer??
52:00 <spence> I wanna go back to bed....
27:00 <spence> Sup homogays
27:00 <Ana_Ng> yo
28:00 <spence> How are ya
28:00 <Ana_Ng> ok, just waking up
28:00 <spence> yeah...I'm on train Fk work man...
36:00 <druidess> shoulda taken a sickie
44:00 <spence> Yeah first day back would look good
27:00 <Kelevra> Hi Dave
28:00 <Pyro-> how you doing?
29:00 <Kelevra> Very good thanks, yourself?
29:00 <Pyro-> good also
29:00 <Pyro-> what you been upto?
30:00 <Kelevra> Not much, just been spending time with the family. So glad December is over, it was an overload of stuff to do. WWhat have you been upto?
31:00 <Pyro-> very little.. just had a few weeks off work.. bored and over it :P want to go back. 
33:00 <Kelevra> oh you're still off work?
34:00 <Kelevra> you should've planned to go to overseas or something as a treat for yourself
41:00 <Pyro-> naaah.. not that adventurous :P
44:00 <ShadowLurker> stay home n get boongdrunk
45:00 <Pyro-> will al be back to normal tomorrow, or wednesday latest
55:00 <Kelevra> cool
03:00 <Pieter> Wooooo.sexy me.:)))))
25:00 <Loof> wont you take me to
25:00 <Loof> a junky town
25:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
26:00 <shadsam> wassup
27:00 <shadsam> took 2 days of hell to work out this new device
27:00 <shadsam> 100% working now
27:00 <shadsam> fucking amazing
28:00 <shadsam> smoko
28:00 <shadsam> lol
28:00 <shadsam> `seen pieter
28:00 <shadsam> hmm
28:00 <prowl> shadsam, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 6 minutes ago (06.01. 10:22) stating "EOF from client" after spending 19 minutes there.
28:00 <shadsam> lolol
30:00 <shadsam> buing some software
30:00 <shadsam> bbl
11:00 <partay> princess Fiona
16:00 <shadsam> o,o
22:00 <shadsam> mew u rotten lezbian
22:00 <shadsam> :(
23:00 <Mew> shads u filthy homo
23:00 <shadsam> lol 
23:00 <shadsam> how is ya
23:00 <Mew> gd thx u?
23:00 <shadsam> unreal
23:00 <Mew> cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
23:00 <shadsam> :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
24:00 <shadsam> just bought some audio software
25:00 <BlackDevil> cool story bro
25:00 <shadsam> say no to piracy
34:00 <BlackDevil> not cool shadsam
36:00 <spence> Nice early day :D
46:00 <spence> Thank u sir
48:00 <spence> whack bang
09:00 <spence> 5nil niggas
09:00 <spence> 5 fucking nil
10:00 <spence> :/
10:00 <Tuftoy> or 5 zip
10:00 <spence> 5 zup bru
10:00 <Tuftoy> massive thrashing
11:00 <spence> I love it
11:00 <Loof> Cocks
12:00 <spence> Loofus
12:00 <Loof> Hey bru
12:00 <spence> Chur bru
12:00 <spence> was just over ur way bru
12:00 <spence> finished 12....
12:00 <Loof> Chingvale?
13:00 <spence> Yeah make
13:00 <Tuftoy> should have visited ur mate
13:00 <spence> I told u I work there yeah
13:00 <spence> I would if I knew where he lives maybe couple Hong longs 
13:00 <Loof> Bad memory, chronic wewd usage
14:00 <Loof> Weed
14:00 <spence> Lolz
14:00 <Tuftoy> lol weed it up together
14:00 <spence> I work near rsl bruv
14:00 <Loof> Oh yeah I remember now
14:00 <Loof> Cool man
14:00 <spence> lol why not I quit but still like it once in a while
15:00 <spence> got smeshed last night
15:00 <spence> Slept like a lamb...
18:00 <Loof> Nice :)
18:00 <spence> What u up to today
19:00 <spence> mistress lolz
39:00 <mrdanger> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/526677_10150648012773386_950924910_n.jpg
49:00 <Pieter> Moaning
49:00 <British^Meat> no
49:00 <British^Meat> its 1:19pm here in the south of australia
49:00 <British^Meat> which leads me to beluieve it is 1:50 there in vcville
49:00 <Pieter> It is not.ok
50:00 <British^Meat> want to fight?
50:00 <Pieter> Why.lie.for ¡!!!!!!
50:00 <British^Meat> do u want some?
50:00 <Pieter> Come at me bruuhh
50:00 <British^Meat> do you even lift?
51:00 <Pieter> Only kitty litter 
52:00 <Loof> Pooter
52:00 <Pieter> Ouch mrdanger ;(
53:00 <British^Meat> people SHOULD lift bags of kitty litter instead of going to the gym
53:00 <mrdanger> Shepparton News
53:00 <mrdanger> A Mooroopna man was unlucky enough to get stuck in a washing machine yesterday while playing a game of hide-and-seek with his girlfriend.
53:00 <mrdanger> har
54:00 <fawks> hi
54:00 <British^Meat> i hope he had a clean bill of health
55:00 <British^Meat> Sorry, that was such a TheRon thing to say :/
57:00 <mrdanger> http://www.dealsextra.com.au/images/images/5c94481925cba0d2610ebd33b1eb8d05.jpg 
57:00 <mrdanger> faux foe fawks 4 fox fooks fecks fucks
57:00 <fawks> what 
58:00 <mrdanger> hello
58:00 <fawks> hi 
58:00 <mrdanger> how are you?
59:00 <fawks> meh
59:00 <fawks> not feeling 100%
59:00 <fawks> I'm in bed still
59:00 <fawks> how r u
04:00 <Pieter> Irc.from mah foooooooonee
05:00 <Pieter> Cos jnb
16:00 <shadsam> a
17:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> a girl was on irc?
17:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> jane is a beautiful name
18:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> befitting a beautiful ircgirl
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> every irc girl is beautiful
21:00 <shadsam> indeed
22:00 <shadsam> should c the puddle in my pipe
22:00 <shadsam> XDDDD
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
22:00 <shadsam> LOL
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> should see the puddle in mah bed!
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;p;
22:00 <shadsam> HO R YA DUE
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:00 <shadsam> lol
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah good bro just got home
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> how r u man
23:00 <shadsam> just got home also
23:00 <shadsam> good man
23:00 <shadsam> was fuct yesty
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha tru?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> howcome
24:00 <shadsam> swolen feet
24:00 <shadsam> from the meds
24:00 <shadsam> flid
24:00 <shadsam> fluid
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> fark
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> :S :S :S
25:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> sorry to hear that Shadowgate
25:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> shadsam
26:00 <shadsam> helo AnitaSarkeesian
26:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> do you have a photo you can share?
26:00 <shadsam> hows things luv
26:00 <shadsam> yes
26:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> my panties are soaked
26:00 <shadsam> [email protected]
26:00 <shadsam> my facebook
26:00 <quasimoto> anita, you dirty armenian poutana
26:00 <Tuftoy> the fuck y would u post ur facebook addy on here man
27:00 <shadsam> i dont use it
27:00 <quasimoto> in bises?
27:00 <quasimoto> inch bises
27:00 <quasimoto> lav
27:00 <shadsam> lol
27:00 <quasimoto> i bet i know your parents
27:00 <shadsam> tuftoy what do u drive
28:00 <Tuftoy> a vehicle lol
28:00 <quasimoto> bitches be shameless yo
28:00 <shadsam> type
28:00 <shadsam> why u so paranoid
28:00 <Tuftoy> what does it matter?
28:00 <shadsam> stupid cunt
28:00 <shadsam> im a car freak
28:00 <Tuftoy> xr5, no its not a tuftoy
28:00 <Tuftoy> what do u drive?
28:00 <shadsam> clubsport
29:00 <shadsam> vt
29:00 <Tuftoy> the new ones are nice
29:00 <Tuftoy> any work done to it?
29:00 <shadsam> was driving my m8s xr
29:00 <shadsam> xr6
29:00 <shadsam> flicked sideways
29:00 <quasimoto> https://www.facebook.com/pages/Anita-Sarkeesian/151754921581297
29:00 <shadsam> no just sound
29:00 <Tuftoy> fuck it sounds good too
30:00 <Tuftoy> now is that anita?
30:00 <quasimoto> no, it states she is from toronto canada
30:00 <quasimoto> this one is a fake
30:00 <shadsam> ANITA U R GORGIOUS
31:00 <quasimoto> A FAKE
31:00 <Tuftoy> the one from canada is gorgeous lol
31:00 <quasimoto> rofl shadsam, he will pretend to believe you in order to ejaculate
31:00 <shadsam> Anita i luv you
31:00 <Tuftoy> luv is in the air
31:00 <shadsam> fuck very nice
31:00 <Tuftoy> u can smell it lol
31:00 <shadsam> anita pashes
31:00 <shadsam> :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
31:00 <quasimoto> oh jesus
31:00 <shadsam> hott
32:00 <shadsam> lol
32:00 <shadsam> cya
32:00 <fawks> anita is a dude you gigantic faggot
32:00 <shadsam> fuck off dog shit
32:00 <fawks> get a cock
32:00 <fawks> up ya
32:00 <shadsam> filthy arab cunt
32:00 <fawks> you'd love that hey fag boy 
32:00 <fawks> lololol
32:00 <shadsam> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
32:00 <fawks> lollllll baby
33:00 <Tuftoy> fawks isn't arab
33:00 <Shadowgate> fawks laughed lol
33:00 <shadsam> Anita u r gorgious
33:00 <fawks> LOL
33:00 <Tuftoy> fawks what nash r u?
33:00 <fawks> what a faggot
33:00 <shadsam> fawks is 5.1 tiny peace of black dog shit
33:00 <fawks> lolllllloll
33:00 <shadsam> shes a towel head
33:00 <Shadowgate> lol
33:00 <fawks> now he's upset
33:00 <shadsam> fawks is arab
34:00 <shadsam> lol Shadowgate
34:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
34:00 <shadsam> hehehehehehe
34:00 <Tuftoy> she isn't arab
34:00 <shadsam> :D
34:00 <shadsam> XD
35:00 <shadsam> she is 5foot tall
35:00 <shadsam> midget 
35:00 <Tuftoy> lol and whats wrong with that
35:00 <shadsam> filthy towel head
35:00 <Tuftoy> maybe she has big tits
35:00 <fawks> wahh wahh keep crying shadsam just cos I called you out on being a huge fag boy
36:00 <Tuftoy> I think he loves u
36:00 <shadsam> shes A RETARD
36:00 <fawks> he's just upset Tuftoy 
37:00 <Tuftoy> lol she's a nerd pretty much, hd's and she is a retard
37:00 <shadsam> LATON HEWITT BEAT FEDEREA
37:00 <fawks> LOL
38:00 <Serenity> how does being leb = being a towel head
38:00 <Serenity> im confused
38:00 <quasimoto> just like the US confuses Afgans with Arabs
38:00 <quasimoto> because Islam is in Arabic
38:00 <fawks> I'm a nerd cos I get HD's
38:00 <fawks> LOL "Laton" "federea"
38:00 <fawks> shads is full blown retard
38:00 <fawks> his spelling is immaculate 
38:00 <fawks> yeah sez idk
38:00 <fawks> ignorant faggots
38:00 <quasimoto> fucking hopeless
38:00 <shadsam> im really not racist
39:00 <fawks> LOL
39:00 <Tuftoy> fawks yeah ur a nerd
39:00 <Serenity> no but you're kind of stupid
39:00 <quasimoto> dafuq everyone giving fawks shit
39:00 <quasimoto> DAFUQ
39:00 <Serenity> well no
39:00 <shadsam> im rich and good looking
39:00 <fawks> "towel head" "black dog shit" "Im not racist"
39:00 <Serenity> just shads
39:00 <quasimoto> rofl at im rich and good looking
39:00 <quasimoto> hey
39:00 <shadsam> and Anita is beutifull
39:00 <quasimoto> tell that one at parties
39:00 <fawks> yeah Tuftoy im a nerd cos I do well at uni
39:00 <fawks> good one
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> im beautiful too shads
39:00 <quasimoto> nerds make $$
39:00 <quasimoto> ya dumb cunt
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> wana kiss me bro ;)
40:00 <quasimoto> YA DUMB CUNT
40:00 <fawks> I'd rather be a nerdthan a deadbeat
40:00 <quasimoto> YA FKN DUMB CUNT
40:00 <shadsam> no josh ya gay cunt
40:00 <Serenity> woah.
40:00 <quasimoto> you're on irc
40:00 <shadsam> xd
40:00 <shadsam> lol
40:00 <quasimoto> how are you not nerdy
40:00 <quasimoto> YA CUNT
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahaha XD
40:00 <quasimoto> rofl
40:00 <fawks> lol quasimoto 
40:00 <Tuftoy> fawks what do u call doing well at uni?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
40:00 <TheRon> i'm a little too white and nerdy
40:00 <TheRon> it's not 420 yet
41:00 <quasimoto> tuftoy what do you call hooning your peice of shit around
41:00 <quasimoto> DO YOU CALL IT
41:00 <quasimoto> ANYTHING?
41:00 <quasimoto> MATE?
41:00 <Tuftoy> TheRon we just enjoy our cricket mate
41:00 <fawks> lmao
41:00 <TheRon> yes!
41:00 <Tuftoy> quasimoto stfu cunt
41:00 <TheRon> 5-0!!
41:00 <quasimoto> SHUT UP YA MUTT DOG BRO
41:00 <quasimoto> rofl
41:00 <Serenity> im so confused
41:00 <quasimoto> im bored
41:00 <TheRon> hence sparking up?
41:00 <Tuftoy> u judgemental fuck, is that what u do hoon around?
41:00 <quasimoto> oh jesus
41:00 <quasimoto> stop taking me so literal
42:00 <Tuftoy> quasimoto I'll fucking burn the house down with u in it
42:00 <quasimoto> LOL
42:00 <fawks> lol he's judgmental and you're calling people nerds for being smart 
42:00 <quasimoto> will you
42:00 <fawks> o
42:00 <fawks> k
42:00 <quasimoto> cool dude
42:00 <shadsam> lol quasimoto i remember doin that
42:00 <TheRon> better woggy homes and gardens
42:00 <shadsam> house of cards
42:00 <Serenity> who is quasi
42:00 <quasimoto> i'm some fuckwit
42:00 <quasimoto> on the internet
42:00 <quasimoto> what else
42:00 <Serenity> naw dont be lyk dat bro
42:00 <Tuftoy> fawks one person equals people wow
42:00 <quasimoto> i go to uni cunt
43:00 <quasimoto> THAT MAKES TWO BANANAS
43:00 <quasimoto> TWO PANCAKES
43:00 <BlackDevil> who wants to see my vagina?
43:00 <quasimoto> TWO BERRIES
43:00 <Tuftoy> woppy fucking doo
43:00 <Serenity> im not sure whats bad about being called a nerd
43:00 <Serenity> isnt being smart a good thing
43:00 <quasimoto> woppy fucking doo
43:00 <quasimoto> rofl
43:00 <TheRon> nerdlinger?
43:00 <fawks> you're the one that brought it up dipshit
43:00 <fawks> mentioning HD's n shit
43:00 <fawks> who gives a fuck
43:00 <Tuftoy> get fuck man
43:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=038_1388937772
43:00 <fawks> get fuck lol
43:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Turning A Cucumber Into Live Snake (Date: Jan-5-2014, 11 hours ago) - Views: 14828 - Played: 12789
43:00 <quasimoto> I AM BUILDING CUNT
43:00 <Tuftoy> fuck ur hd's, fuck ur results
43:00 <TheRon> i'd love to get fuck
44:00 <fawks> ...
44:00 <quasimoto> lol
44:00 <fawks> why would you even bring that up
44:00 <fawks> lol
44:00 <Tuftoy> who gives a fuck if ur smart or not, period
44:00 <quasimoto> fuck your shit tyres cunt
44:00 <quasimoto> lOL
44:00 <Pieter> Greatness is back me
44:00 <fawks> LOL
44:00 <Tuftoy> I defended u but hey my bad
44:00 <TheRon> can't we all just get along??
44:00 <Pieter> Someone whois me
44:00 <quasimoto> "who gives a fuck if you're smart or not" that should be on the cover of times magazine
44:00 <fawks> yeah u defended me heaps
44:00 <Tuftoy> he was calling u a retard and I said ur a nerd, sorry
44:00 <fawks> my god
44:00 <Tuftoy> my bad, who cares
44:00 <quasimoto> man im just fucking around
44:00 <fawks> retard level 9000
44:00 <TheRon> if dolphins are so smart, how come they keep getting caught in those nets??
44:00 <Serenity> jeepers
45:00 <quasimoto> BECAUSE THEY LIKE TIN CANS CUNT
45:00 <quasimoto> is tuna dolphin
45:00 <quasimoto> real
45:00 <Serenity> dolphins are rapists
45:00 <quasimoto> does that shit exist
45:00 <quasimoto> hey Ron are you still celebrating yesterdays win
45:00 <TheRon> stehpen milne is a rapist
45:00 <Tuftoy> TheRon sing the song mate
46:00 <TheRon> what song's that?
46:00 <Tuftoy> 5 nil
46:00 <Serenity> every year 7 humans are raped by dolphins
46:00 <quasimoto> lol
46:00 <quasimoto> cool
46:00 <TheRon> ahhh 5-0!!
46:00 <Tuftoy> the team song
46:00 <quasimoto> infact, good
46:00 <quasimoto> i'm glad they are
46:00 <quasimoto> i wish it were more
46:00 <TheRon> it's something about the southern cross isn't it??
46:00 <Tuftoy> they were singing it in the middle
47:00 <quasimoto> what car do you drive Tuftoy? i was only mucking around before
47:00 <shadsam> dunno
47:00 <Tuftoy> a buggy
47:00 <shadsam> IM SELLIN ME CAR
47:00 <shadsam> BUYING A 1100
47:00 <BlackDevil> so
47:00 <BlackDevil> i watched
47:00 <quasimoto> ok
47:00 <BlackDevil> simpsons
47:00 <BlackDevil> bobs burgers
47:00 <quasimoto> has anyone played The Settlers online?!?!?!?
47:00 <BlackDevil> family guy
47:00 <shadsam> or a 750
47:00 <BlackDevil> american dad
48:00 <TheRon> i love boob burgers
48:00 <shadsam> sup ron ya knob
48:00 <Scramble> oh the humanity!
48:00 <shadsam> Scramblez
48:00 <TheRon> knob?
48:00 <shadsam> word whole gangs here
49:00 <TheRon> shads is being a jerk
49:00 <shadsam> lol ron did we win the 5th game
49:00 <TheRon> yes! 5-0!!
49:00 <shadsam> wow
49:00 <shadsam> hahahahaha
50:00 <shadsam> go home poms
50:00 <shadsam> what a joke they r
50:00 <TheRon> one dayers to come yet
50:00 <TheRon> another 5-0!!
50:00 <shadsam> when is it
50:00 <shadsam> lol
50:00 <TheRon> next week
50:00 <shadsam> in adelaide
50:00 <shadsam> is it
50:00 <shadsam> or melb
50:00 <Scramble> I know it's next sunday in melbourne
50:00 <TheRon> melb i think
51:00 <shadsam> melb got 100.000 people
51:00 <TheRon> i love 5-0!!
51:00 <shadsam> how goods that
51:00 <shadsam> i bet warbe had a wank
51:00 <shadsam> warne
51:00 <Scramble> stand up if you're 5 nil up
51:00 <shadsam> hehe
52:00 <Scramble> kerry o'keefe was going off
52:00 <TheRon> his last time in the box
54:00 <Scramble> yep
54:00 <Scramble> https://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1388973132258.jpg
54:00 <Scramble> the last of the interesting commentators
54:00 <TheRon> nice
55:00 <TheRon> see hawkey??
55:00 <BlackDevil> Scramble http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1388980390777.jpg
56:00 <Scramble> nah, my brother said he was sculling a beer while 200 richie's cheered him on
56:00 <Scramble> lol
56:00 <Scramble> should look it up on youtube
56:00 <Pieter> Woo.me
56:00 <TheRon> yes!! legend
57:00 <Scramble> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q33Xgu5CZtM
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Hawke skulls beer in 10 seconds (Jan 4, 2014) 0:18 - Category: Sports - 522 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
57:00 <shadsam> lollllll
57:00 <shadsam> thats one link i will click on
58:00 <Pieter> Not.on.bjkññnnn
58:00 <TheRon> i'm sorry but england's day 3 was a rung below inept
59:00 <Scramble> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5mBShX9fdU
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Hawke skulls a beer at the SCG Australia vs India Jan 4 2012- 1 for the country (Jan 5, 2012) 0:30 - Category: News and Politics - 1,264,352 views - 9,418 likes (98.8%), 118 dislikes (1.2%)
59:00 <Tuftoy> y do think they played so shit
00:00 <Scramble> it was absolutely abysmal
00:00 <TheRon> cook being a "good bloke" and not being a hard arse
02:00 <shadsam> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
02:00 <Scramble> has to be
02:00 <Scramble> he said after the match "we tried to turn it around"
02:00 <Scramble> fuck off
02:00 <Scramble> piss of carberry for a start
02:00 <British^Meat> lol umm crickets over lads :)
03:00 <Tuftoy> lol not yet lads
03:00 <TheRon> 5-0!!
03:00 <TheRon> brittish, one dayers to come and the t20's
03:00 <British^Meat> gee u think?
04:00 <Scramble> can't wait to see those barmy army fuckers back in melbourne
04:00 <British^Meat> those games > test cricket
04:00 <TheRon> yes!
04:00 <Scramble> fat fuckin' sods
04:00 <British^Meat> the BBL has been pretty good
04:00 <TheRon> they drink at the prince of wales don't they??
05:00 <Scramble> probably. st kilda is full of poms
05:00 <Scramble> one was playing poker on my table a few times
05:00 <Scramble> in denial
05:00 <Scramble> "our lot beat your lot in a side game we played"
05:00 <Scramble> apparently it was barmy vs renegades squad or some shit
06:00 <TheRon> you don't get the violence in the crowd at test matches like you do at the soccer
06:00 <Scramble> lebs don't like cricket
06:00 <TheRon> i guess they just wanna fight
07:00 <British^Meat> yer, never seen a fight at the cricket
07:00 <shadsam> .
07:00 <johninja> people just aren't passionate enough about cricket
07:00 <shadsam> heya joh
07:00 <johninja> "ponting is shit" yeh..i guess" *sculls*
07:00 <johninja> hey mate
07:00 <shadsam> warm hey
07:00 <British^Meat> u ever been to the cricket TheRon?
07:00 <TheRon> yes many times
08:00 <British^Meat> r u a member?
08:00 <Tuftoy> he is a mcc member
08:00 <Tuftoy> bums warne and co
08:00 <TheRon> sure you get the odd scuffle but not like victory vs heart
08:00 <TheRon> no
08:00 <British^Meat> go sit in bay13
08:00 <British^Meat> or whatever your equivelant of "the hill" is
08:00 <Tuftoy> yeah y not with the poms
09:00 <TheRon> usually 2nd teir somewhere
09:00 <TheRon> it's easier for me to goto etihad actually than the 'g
11:00 <TheRon> early train to the mail exchange hotel, get loaded then off to etihad
11:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1520700_569891553099939_1563977006_n.png 
11:00 <British^Meat> heh johninja, saw that
11:00 <British^Meat> made me chuckle
11:00 <johninja> lol yeah
11:00 <British^Meat> then the rescue boat got stuck :)
12:00 <johninja> haha i only saw the meme
18:00 <British^Meat> hi Romperstomper, i dont understand
18:00 <British^Meat> i thought u were banned
19:00 <British^Meat> but youre here
19:00 <British^Meat> maybe you should leave....
19:00 <Romperstomper> me either, i havent been online in 12 months and somehow im banned???
19:00 <TheRon> what did you do?
19:00 <British^Meat> y would u be banned?
20:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1005666_689087317788375_67589473_n.jpg 
22:00 <shadsam> Thank you for taking the time to submit this report. This information is very important to us, so please be assured that we will thoroughly review it and take action if necessary
22:00 <shadsam> fukn cunt fucked him
22:00 <shadsam> bbl
22:00 <British^Meat> ban shadsam too
22:00 <British^Meat> new regime for 2014? Would be awesome
22:00 <British^Meat> #nwo
22:00 <Romperstomper> TheRon, how the fuck woudl i know, i havent been online in 12 months, maybe they think im an outlaw bikie 
23:00 <Romperstomper> campbell newman may be an op, i dunno lol
23:00 <TheRon> language geez
23:00 <TheRon> putin?
23:00 <British^Meat> bit weird hey Romperstomper
23:00 <British^Meat> to just ban u for no apparent reason
24:00 <British^Meat> [20:51] <@Kynetic> probably because i didnt notice you were here yet
24:00 <British^Meat> [20:51] * ChanOP sets mode: +b *!*@3e51d027.optusnet.com.au
24:00 <British^Meat> [20:51] * Romperstomper was kicked by ChanOP ((Kynetic) ban evasion)
24:00 <British^Meat> and thats also REALLY weird
24:00 <British^Meat> coz it happened yesty
24:00 <British^Meat> but u havent been on for 12 months?
24:00 <British^Meat> Weird
25:00 <Romperstomper> British^Meat, i havent been online since that ban in 12 months you cockbrain
25:00 <Kynetic> oh look who it is!
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <British^Meat> Weird
25:00 <simba> lmao morgs got owned again
25:00 <johninja> i havn't been on for 12 monthgs since yesterday either
25:00 <British^Meat> lol
26:00 <TheRon> morgs?
26:00 <simba> yea the guy who got owned
26:00 <johninja> morgan?
26:00 <TheRon> whats happening at 420 today?
27:00 <simba> sixty seconds of glory
27:00 <johninja> this peer pressure will work eventualy
27:00 <TheRon> rather have a beer
27:00 <johninja> "COME ON M* DON"T BE A GIRLS DICK!"
27:00 <simba> gone in sixty seconds: the tale of four friends who all try to smoke a bong in the one minute that is 420
27:00 <johninja> lol
28:00 <johninja> not sure i could smoke a bong for a whole minute
28:00 <British^Meat> two toke taxi
28:00 <TheRon> anyone do five shots in honour of 5-0 last night??
28:00 <johninja> nah but
28:00 <johninja> a whole minute man?
28:00 <johninja> thats a long time to be inhaling smoke
29:00 <johninja> i saw this arab guy smoking this portable hookah in a hostel once
29:00 <British^Meat> not even sure where my bong is
29:00 <johninja> he was pretty cool, was sharing with everyone
29:00 <johninja> "here have some TB"
29:00 <British^Meat> nice guy
30:00 <TheRon> brittish will 420
30:00 <johninja> yeah was just found it odd this dude travelled around with his own little hookah
31:00 <simba> its a time not an action ok TheRon ok
31:00 <simba> uh ok
31:00 <British^Meat> *does a 420*
31:00 <British^Meat> lol
31:00 <simba> im prob going 2 miss it in transit of picking it up
31:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <johninja> i already started
32:00 <johninja> so yeah
32:00 <simba> ill have to 420 at 520 with 320kbps mp3 files playing and 240sx in my drive way
32:00 <johninja> how is the meats supplys?
32:00 <johninja> classy
32:00 <British^Meat> scored on sats
32:00 <British^Meat> lovin it
33:00 <British^Meat> i shalt be whacked later
33:00 <TheRon> got any scooby snacks?
33:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA78e27R_J4 
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Elton John- Daniel (Jun 23, 2008) 3:54 - Category: Music - 3,336,321 views - 6,938 likes (98.4%), 112 dislikes (1.6%)
33:00 <British^Meat> didnt my lored deliver daniel
34:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emenZTfSXZQ
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cmon aussie c'mon original (Apr 11, 2013) 0:57 - Category: Comedy - 3,530 views - 7 likes (87.5%), 1 dislikes (12.5%)
35:00 <British^Meat> how are your supplies johninja?
36:00 <johninja> down to the last 3 big buds
36:00 <johninja> :(
36:00 <johninja> smoked 2 and a half oz
36:00 <British^Meat> jesus
36:00 <British^Meat> lol
36:00 <johninja> in like one big session
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <johninja> been 2-3 weeks
36:00 <British^Meat> and the simba is also low?
36:00 <johninja> i smoked a half in joints in like 5 days :/
37:00 <simba> yea today goes up down up
37:00 <TheRon> awesome found the 12th man again
37:00 <British^Meat> i see
37:00 <johninja> so yeh
37:00 <British^Meat> upon my return later i shall announce a 420
37:00 <johninja> nice
38:00 <johninja> pretty good gear around up in qld
38:00 <johninja> this was VERY stinky~
38:00 <British^Meat> got some hash too...
38:00 <simba> did u see this about jay rodriguez scoring against his old side v burnley
38:00 <johninja> ooe
38:00 <simba> The England international declined to celebrate the goal. In fact, he looked visibly distraught at helping to dump his boyhood club out of England’s premier cup competition, and, in bizarre fashion, looked to be consoled by his teammates
38:00 <British^Meat> hah good ole stink
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <johninja> jay is a good bloke
38:00 <johninja> nice touch
38:00 <British^Meat> can supply youtube vid?
38:00 <simba> not only doesnt celebrate but seems distraught
38:00 <johninja> seen a few players no celebrate
39:00 <johninja> but yeh i don't think they went that far
39:00 <johninja> fat frank lampard seemed to actually enjoy scoring against us
39:00 <johninja> h8 that guy
39:00 <simba> there are real limited highlights of these games meat but theres some here http://footyroom.com/southampton-4-3-burnley-2014-01/ dont think they show that non celebration tho
39:00 <simba> fucken dont know y only 8 cup games were televised
39:00 <johninja> hammers got pwnd 
39:00 <British^Meat> did man u win?
40:00 <johninja> i watched on espn
40:00 <British^Meat> was listening to them on the wireless
40:00 <johninja> 5-0 vs forrest
40:00 <simba> yes man u lost lmbo
40:00 <British^Meat> hah cool
40:00 <johninja> yeah its ok
40:00 <simba> poor hammers 
40:00 <British^Meat> yer i heard that too johninja
40:00 <johninja> he played a lot of kids and no central defender
40:00 <johninja> just don't give a fuck
40:00 <johninja> i think we have too many fixtures on and too many injurys
41:00 <johninja> my mate was having a sook about man united losing
41:00 <johninja> but fergie never gave a fuck about the fa cup either
41:00 <simba> there have been so many fixtures lately weve had 4 in under 2 weeks
41:00 <johninja> yeah
41:00 <johninja> i think we have league cup semi?
41:00 <simba> oh yea
41:00 <johninja> something like that
42:00 <johninja> that was why
42:00 <simba> v man shitty!!! good luck 2 ham!!!
42:00 <johninja> loose in the FA cup so we can lose later in the league cup
42:00 <johninja> nice plan sammy
42:00 <johninja> fuck
43:00 <johninja> i want to watch the NFL playoffs too
43:00 <johninja> will be an epic game in green bay
43:00 <johninja> was on this morning
43:00 <johninja> Sunday's playoff game in Green Bay could be among one of the coldest NFL games ever played. Temperatures at Lambeau Field are expected to be a frigid minus 19C when the Packers and San Francisco 49ers kickoff, and by the fourth quarter it'll be a bone-chilling minus 22C, with wind chills approaching minus 34C, according to the National Weather Service
44:00 <johninja> i tried to stay up but didn't make it :(
45:00 <TheRon> is max walker still trying to get back on the commentary team?
46:00 <British^Meat> dallas out of playoffs
46:00 <British^Meat> sucked soooo much
47:00 <British^Meat> but i find i can watch any team play NFL, used to be a MASSIVE fan, not so much now, but i still like it
47:00 <simba> ive watched a few bengals games lately cos me mates been following them since ochocinco
47:00 <simba> and he finally got me to watch
47:00 <johninja> haha
47:00 <johninja> they played this morning
47:00 <johninja> watched until half time
47:00 <johninja> was like 7-7
48:00 <TheRon> the saints, how are they going??
48:00 <johninja> they played the eagles
48:00 <johninja> and won i think
48:00 <TheRon> awesome
48:00 <British^Meat> its just a shame, my TV is being such a cock lately
48:00 <johninja> fuck
48:00 <British^Meat> wind blowing my ariel and fucks with the channels
48:00 <johninja> kansas city vs indianapolis was epic
48:00 <johninja> was like 44-41
48:00 <British^Meat> yer i watched that too
48:00 <johninja> or somethign
48:00 <British^Meat> high scorer
49:00 <British^Meat> wot do u think simba?
49:00 <simba> what about PLAY TV?!
49:00 <simba> about indinapolis?
49:00 <British^Meat> Play tv is still useless with a dodgy ariel :)
49:00 <British^Meat> I mean NFL
49:00 <johninja> god did make the little greenn apples
49:00 <simba> its OK
49:00 <johninja> it don't rain in indianapolis when the winter come
50:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GAhH8XpZh0 
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Tosh - Little Green Apples (Sep 13, 2010) 3:13 - Category: Music - 24,169 views - 46 likes (93.9%), 3 dislikes (6.1%)
50:00 <British^Meat> i really enjoy it, i a lot of peeps dont like the stop start of it all, but i love the passing and the running game
50:00 <johninja> yeah it is better than aussie footy imo
51:00 <johninja> how beastly are the dudes lol
51:00 <johninja> like 6'6 150+ kg dudes smashing each other
51:00 <simba> no way is it better than aussie rules!!
52:00 <johninja> lol because you don't get a point for missing?
52:00 <British^Meat> heh
52:00 <simba> no because it has the best parts of NFL but in a free flowing contest
52:00 <shadsam> im 125 kilos of muscle
52:00 <simba> basically
52:00 <British^Meat> yer i could defo watch it more than AFL
53:00 <shadsam> `seen pieter
53:00 <prowl> shadsam, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 15 minutes ago (06.01. 14:37) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 53 minutes there.
53:00 <simba> in NFL they have time to chill and make the play.. in AFL its all out but just as intelligent
53:00 <British^Meat> for sure
53:00 <British^Meat> enjoy the AFL a lot more these days i must confess
53:00 <simba> theyre both good sporting spectacles
53:00 <johninja> the ball spends much time on the ground with dudes rolling around dramaticaly and touching each other trying to get it in afl
53:00 <British^Meat> i dont shout at the TV or anything
53:00 <British^Meat> but i enjoy it
54:00 <British^Meat> afl is pretty random
54:00 <TheRon> being a qld'er you';d be a union fan?
54:00 <simba> its not too dramatic only geelong dive
54:00 <simba> ;~~~~~)
54:00 <johninja> i don't mind union
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <johninja> all about the state of origen man
54:00 <johninja> thats HUGE up here
55:00 <TheRon> the melbourne boys hey
55:00 <TheRon> slater, smith, cronk
55:00 <johninja> for 6 weeks of the year 90% of the popluation preted they give a fuck about rugby league
56:00 <British^Meat> bwaaha
56:00 <British^Meat> sounds like the ashes
56:00 <British^Meat> + 2yrs
56:00 <johninja> lol yep
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> sounds like poop
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> o no whar is spence!
58:00 <crash> hey PandasDontDrive 
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey bro
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> crackin?
58:00 <crash> sfa
58:00 <crash> 1 more week of holidays
58:00 <crash> :P
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice man!
59:00 <crash> yeah liver will be looking forward to the break :P
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL!!!! no shit man
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ay u got bf4 in the end ye?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i forget
59:00 <crash> lol yeah
59:00 <crash> had it from day 1
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> snapped so many headshots yesterday
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh nice
59:00 <crash> think im 40 now
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
59:00 <crash> got medal of honor 2
59:00 <crash> oldish game
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> sick
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love MOH 1
00:00 <crash> been playing that and blops
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> fav war game ever
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh i gotta get back on blops
00:00 <crash> need atleast one gold gun on blops
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> prestige max so i get the shit on ghosts
00:00 <crash> started levelling the fal osw
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
00:00 <crash> haha yeah
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill jump on later if u like
00:00 <crash> :P
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> kinda waitin for chick to get her atm
00:00 <crash> i seem better at the single shot or burst rifles
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> true yeah
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love the fkn what is it the burst 4 shot
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> last rifle i think
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> or second to last
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got gold on assault rifles doin subs atm, when im on
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> got 2 gold subs on third
02:00 <TheRon> alan border has decided to kick with the wind toward the paddington end
03:00 <crash> yeah what guns you got gold skin for panda?
03:00 <crash> most ?
04:00 <shadsam> ..
06:00 <shadsam> (*)(*)
06:00 <shadsam> xd
07:00 <shadsam> lol
07:00 <shadsam> house inspection today
07:00 <TheRon> shads did you feed him after midnight??
07:00 <shadsam> just msg real estate guy
07:00 <shadsam> hope i got a buyer
08:00 <shadsam> freshky painted lawn done cupboards fixed and polished floorboards
08:00 <crash> what you selling shadsam ?
08:00 <shadsam> cost me 3200
08:00 <shadsam> a house
09:00 <crash> good luck
09:00 <shadsam> i should go live in it
09:00 <shadsam> nice home
09:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY 
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Riskay - Smell Yo Dick (Oct 24, 2009) 3:38 - Category: Music - 3,461,216 views - 14,393 likes (81.7%), 3,224 dislikes (18.3%)
09:00 <shadsam> was init for 3 years
10:00 <shadsam> had 15 cunts over one night
10:00 <shadsam> i new eveyone lol
10:00 <shadsam> junkiies but
10:00 <shadsam> not going back
12:00 <shadsam> this new audio dsp device is really nice
12:00 <shadsam> took me 2 days or more to get it running properly
13:00 <shadsam> lights up like a christmas tree
13:00 <British^Meat> POWER
13:00 <British^Meat> CHAT
13:00 <British^Meat> .EXE
13:00 <shadsam> .rar
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn hate doin dishes XD
13:00 <shadsam> .zip
13:00 <shadsam> so do i pandas
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye man
13:00 <shadsam> get a desktop dishwasher bra
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> made some good blueberry tea then
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha ye
13:00 <shadsam> size of a microwave
13:00 <johninja> shake it like michael j fox holding a polaroid picture
13:00 <shadsam> thye rule
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> threw my microwave out ey
13:00 <shadsam> i smashed mine with my fist
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> no temptation
14:00 <shadsam> was solid metal
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL nice
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> i smashed mine up too haha
14:00 <shadsam> black and decker
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> thought eh im throwin it out so smash it
14:00 <shadsam> i punched it hardcore
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha same
14:00 <shadsam> fuck i can lay a few punches bro
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> beat the fuck outta one side rofl
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
14:00 <shadsam> solid metal smashed it in
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
14:00 <shadsam> didnt even harm my right hand
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ay same
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
14:00 <shadsam> fark
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> but it shouldnt
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:00 <shadsam> the power
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> of a man
15:00 <johninja> might have some bears
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> couldve had a drop bear inside it bro!
15:00 <shadsam> this meth is shit
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta kill that fiend.
15:00 <TheRon> drop bears?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha ye
15:00 <shadsam> gunna ring the cunt
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> drop bears bro
15:00 <shadsam> drop beers
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk i brb gotta sort some shit out b4 kristin gets here
16:00 <johninja> DROPBEER!
16:00 <shadsam> no wobblies
16:00 <shadsam> no fuckin hurries
16:00 <shadsam> hurry christna
16:00 <johninja> hey now
17:00 <johninja> all fun and games 
17:00 <johninja> etc
17:00 <shadsam> true
17:00 <TheRon> i'm from the country it's what we do
17:00 <johninja> oh shit
17:00 <johninja> that reminds me
17:00 <shadsam> meth in london is 60 bux oz for a quarter
17:00 <shadsam> no joke
17:00 <shadsam> a quarter of it
18:00 <shadsam> 40quid
18:00 <shadsam> mate just came back
18:00 <shadsam> gets dark at 10:30pm of a night
18:00 <British^Meat> i dont like shadsam
18:00 <shadsam> sun comes up at 4am
18:00 <shadsam> die in a fire british faggot
19:00 <shadsam> * Added *!*[email protected] to ignore list
19:00 <British^Meat> make me
19:00 <Tails> It's winter here in the US.. and guess what
19:00 <shadsam> suck shit dickhead
19:00 <shadsam> hello tails what
19:00 <Tails> I just heard the ice cream truck
19:00 <shadsam> lololol
19:00 <shadsam> its mrwhippy on tour
19:00 <Tails> indeed
19:00 <shadsam> hehehehe
19:00 <shadsam> where in the us
19:00 <Tails> by the time I find a dollar and my pants, he's gone
20:00 <shadsam> lol same
20:00 <Tails> sucky west coast
20:00 <shadsam> weed is legal in alabama now
20:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to the 12th man
20:00 <shadsam> did u know
20:00 <TheRon> so funny
20:00 <shadsam> i dont smoke weed myself
20:00 <Tails> Yeah, Colorado just legalised it
20:00 <shadsam> yes
20:00 <shadsam> true true
21:00 <Tails> California won't be too far behind
21:00 <shadsam> indeed
21:00 <Tails> have to tax something to get out of the $17trillion dollar debt
21:00 <shadsam> damn this chair sux
21:00 <TheRon> anybody what that dickhead corey bernadi said today??
21:00 <shadsam> yeah good idea
21:00 <shadsam> dont know him ron
22:00 <TheRon> south australian liberal senator
22:00 <shadsam> i dont watch tv
22:00 <shadsam> k
22:00 <shadsam> what he say
22:00 <shadsam> sa has the worst weather in oz
22:00 <TheRon> something about abortion being pro death
22:00 <Tails> doesn't Adelaide get a lot of rain?
22:00 <johninja> wow i get distracted so easily
23:00 <shadsam> same
23:00 <johninja> Resident David Hobden jumped in his truck, armed with his double-barrel shotty, and went to investigate the shootings. He lost an eye when Ansell put a bullet through the windscreen of his truck. He ran to alert his neighbour, Brian Williams, who "waxed wrath'' at the state of his mate's face and grabbed a baseball bat. He charged at Ansell, who was trying to steal Mr Hobden's truck. "I 
23:00 <johninja> smacked him straight down the forehead, and that's when he blew my hand off,'' Mr Williams told police.
23:00 <johninja> http://www.news.com.au/national/the-day-the-real-crocodile-dundee-rod-ansell-was-shot-dead/story-fncynjr2-1226795056004
23:00 <johninja> such a cool story
23:00 <shadsam> oi fawks SIT STILL U FUCT UP RETARD
23:00 <johninja> Then the TRG troop carriers came hurtling down the highway.
23:00 <johninja> The first driver hit the brakes and swerved as he heard gun fire - the 4WD rolled when the second car crashed into it, unable to stop in time.
23:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <johninja> cops
24:00 <Doodle> keystone kops
24:00 <fawks> fuck off gay boy 
24:00 <British^Meat> i still dont like shadsam and this room would be better without the likes of him ........
24:00 <Doodle> NO
24:00 <fawks> get a cock up ya
24:00 <Doodle> YOU CANT MAKE ME
24:00 <British^Meat> i may have to reccomend his banning....
24:00 <TheRon> "max! you're not allowed in here", "i've got this big motherfucker of a cricket bat that says i am!"
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <fawks> shadsam is the retard at school that used to piss his pants and pick his nose and wipe it on the stair railing 
24:00 <johninja> there isn't enough cricket bat violence
24:00 <johninja> even aussies use baseball bats
25:00 <Doodle> used to?
25:00 <shadsam> JOHN THATS F CRAZY SHIZ
25:00 <fawks> Aussies use trolly poles
25:00 <fawks> trolley 
25:00 <Doodle> trolley pole ya m8
25:00 <fawks> OI SHADSAM YA RETARD GET A COCK UP YA
25:00 <Serenity> woah
26:00 <johninja> strawberry fields forever~
26:00 <shadsam> what about the insane dude in sydney yesty
26:00 <shadsam> lets the gas run
26:00 <johninja> wow
26:00 <shadsam> cops come in
26:00 <shadsam> lights em up
26:00 <shadsam> mass explosion
26:00 <fawks> cool story bro
26:00 <johninja> cool haiku
27:00 <shadsam> there all fighting forn there lives
28:00 <fawks> forn
28:00 <Tails> Cricket is boring, I wish the footy back, nice excuse to drink
28:00 <johninja> hey British^Meat
28:00 <johninja> does your face get numb?
28:00 <johninja> when you fried?
28:00 <Tails> *footy was back
28:00 <johninja> fuck man
28:00 <johninja> its been happening all the time
29:00 <johninja> good w33d
29:00 <fawks> maybe cos you been smoking for 987 days straight 
29:00 <British^Meat> no johninja
29:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <johninja> ok
30:00 <Tails> Brits dont do drugs
30:00 <Tails> at worse they'll use 2 teabags in their cuppa
30:00 <johninja> nothing exceeds like excess tony
30:00 <fawks> lol
30:00 <TheRon> the poms need to find a new dealer
30:00 <British^Meat> i HAVE to use two tea bags
30:00 <fawks> why
30:00 <British^Meat> if i ever have to use the wretched things
30:00 <Serenity> your blood pressure is likely to be elevated if your face is numb
30:00 <fawks> too strong 
30:00 <British^Meat> not strong enough
30:00 <TheRon> ever teabagged a mates beer at the pub??
31:00 <fawks> lmao TheRon 
31:00 <Tails> that's has a completely different meaning in the UK Ron
31:00 <johninja> hmm
31:00 <TheRon> really?
31:00 <crash> cricket is boring
31:00 <crash> you like it or you don't lol
31:00 <crash> isn't
32:00 <crash> i find tennis and golf extremely boring
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> this town
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> sucks balls
32:00 <crash> MistressOfMayhem: town or city ?
32:00 <fawks> tennis rules
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> town
32:00 <crash> what town ?
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im like, 3 hours from the city
32:00 <fawks> cricket and golf suck
32:00 <TheRon> see little lleytton???
32:00 <MistressOfMayhem> & thats geelong
32:00 <johninja> lol tennis
32:00 <johninja> gross
32:00 <crash> ahh geelong - yeah 
33:00 <TheRon> knocked off the fed express
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> anyways.
33:00 <crash> didn't think that much of it, but haven't explored to much around geelong :P
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> it sucks
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> donkey dick
33:00 <crash> move then :P
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i am later this year
33:00 <MistressOfMayhem> but doesnt help for now
33:00 <johninja> i caught the end of some golf show the other day
33:00 <johninja> it had dudes trying to hit it and stacking it onto the water etc on tour
33:00 <crash> stop whining then MistressOfMayhem 
33:00 <Tails> I didn't mind Geelong
33:00 <johninja> was pretty sweet
34:00 <Tails> part country part suburb
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im venting
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> not whining
34:00 <crash> ahh thats healthy then :P
34:00 <crash> sorry my mistake
35:00 <Tails> the east of Melb is definitely more interesting than the west
35:00 <TheRon> the sydney international is on tonight
35:00 <crash> i always found geelong to be dirty
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <TheRon> ever been to adelaide??
36:00 <TheRon> geelong is nothing
36:00 <johninja> watching scarface spanish dub scenes for some reason
36:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vvCYDZ5oPA 
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scarface scena Jakuzzi: "Il litigio tra Elvira e Tony" 2° parte (Dec 17, 2011) 1:44 - Category: Film and Animation - 41,476 views - 40 likes (95.2%), 2 dislikes (4.8%)
37:00 <crash> you are in ballarat yeah TheRon ?
38:00 <TheRon> yep
38:00 <crash> not sure which i would prefer there or geelong
38:00 <crash> probably ballarat if there was work there
38:00 <Tails> ok, ok
38:00 <Tails> BEST city in Victoria, go
39:00 <TheRon> dunno
39:00 <crash> shepparton ?
40:00 <TheRon> abbotsford?
41:00 <crash> hey Mews
41:00 <crash> Mewz: 
41:00 <gremlinz> whats news
42:00 <gremlinz> :D
42:00 <crash> hey gremlinz 
42:00 <TheRon> i had a shave today
42:00 <gremlinz> hey dyde
42:00 <gremlinz> dude
42:00 <crash> i booked in for my tattoo
42:00 <crash> well to get my dodgy one fixed
42:00 <TheRon> a dirty big tattoo of a nude chick??
42:00 <gremlinz> im gonna get a tat this yr
43:00 <crash> lol TheRon nah
43:00 <gremlinz> a strawberry on my penis
43:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElaW0XB84fQ 
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Scarface" (14/20) - Bathtub Scene HD (Oct 1, 2013) 3:58 - Category: Film and Animation - 18,932 views - 68 likes (94.4%), 4 dislikes (5.6%)
43:00 <crash> just one that has a few dropouts on it from tattooing over a scar
45:00 <crash> TheRon: you on holidays ?
45:00 <TheRon> ever been to a lake and seen a lone dingy with two blokes and immediately thought "the godfather"?
45:00 <TheRon> yes
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <johninja> that theme music starts playing
46:00 <johninja> dmmm dmm dmm dmmm dmmmm dmmmm dooooo
46:00 <TheRon> yes!
46:00 <crash> lol
48:00 <British^Meat> ive only been to shepparton
48:00 <British^Meat> seemed aiight
48:00 <British^Meat> lots of cows
48:00 <TheRon> had family in kialla
48:00 <johninja> cowwarton
49:00 <British^Meat> hah
49:00 <British^Meat> yo johnno
49:00 <British^Meat> hows the ole chatden goin?
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <johninja> its ok if you like nice quiet serene places
49:00 <johninja> i like to go in there and read a book
49:00 <TheRon> i'm going to bonnydoon
49:00 <TheRon> how's the serenity
49:00 <British^Meat> yer im already in a few of those kinda places :))
50:00 <TheRon> brittish i recommend glenrowan
50:00 <British^Meat> yes, i wanted to go
50:00 <British^Meat> i didnt realise it was so close
50:00 <British^Meat> it would have been fascinating
51:00 <TheRon> would've been a pisser
51:00 <TheRon> it's just so real
51:00 <Tails> Walhalla on the Thomson river was my place
51:00 <British^Meat> that show was almost 20 yrs ago
51:00 <British^Meat> im sure its all been updated since then
51:00 <Tails> 2 and a half hour drive to fish..
51:00 <crash> British^Meat: i don't know much of rural vic
51:00 <Tails> could pack up any time and drive home..
51:00 <crash> but have a workmate that always goes there
52:00 <crash> figured it must be okay for something
52:00 <British^Meat> i only wanna see the ned kelly stuff
52:00 <TheRon> such is life
52:00 <Tails> Glenrowan, Wang(lol)aratta
53:00 <Tails> Beechworth
53:00 <Tails> Ned Kelly spots
53:00 <crash> i like cape otway though
53:00 <TheRon> i haven't done the beechworth detour to albury yet
53:00 <Tails> if ya do, stop by the bakery
53:00 <johninja> but i never saw the good side of the city until i took a ride on the 'riverboat queen'
54:00 <Tails> Sorento/Queenscliff ferry is a nice day out
55:00 <British^Meat> Inbetweeners 2 currently filming in outback aus
55:00 <TheRon> yeah i've done that
55:00 <TheRon> take the little boat you can actually see stuff
55:00 <Tails> yeah, they can take you out on the dingys if you ask/pay
56:00 <Tails> Dolphins and all sortas stuff
56:00 <TheRon> from queenscliff you have a choice
56:00 <johninja> if i took TheRon on a date we would probably go down to the bowls club for a counter meal and i would watch his bowl a few overs? then he would drive me home and i would offer him some coffee etc
56:00 <British^Meat> would u go in dry?
56:00 <johninja> hmm
56:00 <johninja> if he liked it rough
56:00 <johninja> i don't see why not
56:00 <Tails> Lunch at the bowls followed by coffee? sold
56:00 <TheRon> dude i like women
57:00 <johninja> same
57:00 <johninja> just two mates having lunch and coffee
57:00 <johninja> nothing sus
57:00 <Tails> you guys got it goooddddddd
57:00 <crash> and a game of bowls lol
57:00 <Tails> a fairly nice city surrounded by beaches
58:00 <Shadowgate> be funny yous lol
58:00 <Tails> real coffee at any cafe instead of starbucks on every street corner
58:00 <Shadowgate> Tails is funny lol
58:00 <crash> bowls should be an anger management program
58:00 <TheRon> i go the full blooded drive when pissed offf playing bowls
58:00 <Tails> mum and pop shops instead of commercialised garbage
58:00 <johninja> yeah starbucks is a luxury thing here for the most part
58:00 <johninja> i like those asian ice tea places 
58:00 <crash> beating old grandmas up TheRon ?
59:00 <johninja> with pearls
59:00 <johninja> is that wrong?
59:00 <johninja> (i'm white)
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> rooting old grandmas for the money
59:00 <Tails> pub food
00:00 <TheRon> why do some pubs feel the need to ruin everything with gravy??
00:00 <British^Meat> gravy > schnitty ontop of chips
00:00 <quasimoto> why is it freezing in january
00:00 <Tails> least you got pubs
00:00 <TheRon> i don't like gravy because gravox tastes like crap
01:00 <TheRon> do me a proper sauce and i'm happy
01:00 <quasimoto> the pubs in england had great food
01:00 <British^Meat> lashing and lashing of thick onion gravy
01:00 <British^Meat> quasimoto sausage, mash, peas, gravy
01:00 <British^Meat> heaven
02:00 <quasimoto> heh yeah
02:00 <quasimoto> fish and chips were good too
02:00 <quasimoto> and pies
02:00 <Tails> omg
02:00 <quasimoto> i miss london
02:00 <British^Meat> harry ramsdens
02:00 <quasimoto> melbourne sucks
03:00 <Tails> can't believe I was eating dominos pizza when there was so much better ..
03:00 <quasimoto> dominos is foul
04:00 <Tails> how I stomached 2 large pizzas in one sitting is beyond me
05:00 <quasimoto> that's also foul
06:00 <Tails> I really liked Pizza Haven
06:00 <quasimoto> woodfire oven pizza is the only way
06:00 <Tails> but I dont think they exist anymore
06:00 <Tails> oh yeah
06:00 <quasimoto> shit i forgot about pizza haven
07:00 <crash> same
08:00 <quasimoto> the "secret life of walter mitty" movie was so crap
08:00 <quasimoto> jews keep wasting my time at the cinemas
08:00 <Tails> I heard it didnt do too well
08:00 <Tails> trailer looked interesting
08:00 <quasimoto> yeah, all the work goes into the trailers these days
09:00 <Tails> Ben Stiller is alright
09:00 <quasimoto> he is
09:00 <quasimoto> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNqIJ3e0OJw
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Lady Of Rage - Afro Puffs (Nov 17, 2009) 5:51 - Category: Music - 447,080 views - 3,685 likes (98.8%), 43 dislikes (1.2%)
10:00 <johninja> funky kingston
10:00 <quasimoto> shes rough n stuff wit her afro puffs
13:00 <quasimoto> heh
13:00 <quasimoto> the fuck are y'all doing tonight
13:00 <johninja> masterbating
14:00 <quasimoto> super
14:00 <johninja> u?
14:00 <Tails> watching the local news
14:00 <johninja> are you going to be OTRAGED by something Tails?
14:00 <Tails> letting us know it's snowing everywhere in the US except exactly where we are
15:00 <johninja> lol
15:00 <quasimoto> heh
15:00 <quasimoto> probably go to the drive ins
15:00 <johninja> enter Sandman
15:00 <quasimoto> with my mate
15:00 <quasimoto> and get stoned
15:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
15:00 <johninja> is this 1981?
15:00 <Tails> outraged indeed
15:00 <quasimoto> can't be
16:00 <quasimoto> i wish it were
16:00 <Tails> oh man
16:00 <johninja> i didn't know they even had drive ins anymore
16:00 <quasimoto> yeah man
16:00 <johninja> never been
16:00 <quasimoto> run by village cinemas
16:00 <johninja> sounds romantic
16:00 <johninja> cool
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <Meat> http://youtu.be/YBCq8XDgrP0
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Harrison This is an outrage. (Apr 17, 2010) 0:04 - Category: Comedy - 134,465 views - 490 likes (94.6%), 28 dislikes (5.4%)
16:00 <quasimoto> lol
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <Tails> isn't that Drive in still open...
17:00 <quasimoto> there's 3
17:00 <johninja> that one near the tree?
17:00 <quasimoto> 1 in dromana, 1 in coburg, and 1 in dandenong
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo bro
17:00 <Tails> oh it was Dandenong
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno when u put new sheet n quilt cover n pillow covers on
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> looks so hot!
18:00 <Tails> thought it was down near Frankston somewhere
18:00 <johninja> you know when you find out that you are a gay man?>
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
18:00 <johninja> :p
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw tell me bro
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> Root-A-Mate day
18:00 <quasimoto> lol
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> came up with a wicked comedy set for root a mate day lol
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> hopin this chick tonite amanda sees this shit n creams
19:00 <johninja> hehe
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
20:00 <quasimoto> stop frontin
21:00 <quasimoto> no chick
21:00 <quasimoto> named amanda
21:00 <Meat> huehue
21:00 <Mewz> lol
22:00 <Tails> a kid in Colorada ingests pot
22:00 <quasimoto> wow, it was only a matter of time
22:00 <Tails> yup
22:00 <quasimoto> they only legalized it a few months ago
22:00 <Tails> they'll get into your booze, find your guns
22:00 <Tails> now they're in your pot
23:00 <quasimoto> fuck booze and guns
23:00 <quasimoto> should have never been invented
23:00 <quasimoto> but weed
23:00 <quasimoto> WEED
23:00 <Tails> it was shortly before the end of last year
23:00 <quasimoto> hmm and washington right?
23:00 <Tails> yes sir
23:00 <quasimoto> the US is so cool and whack
23:00 <quasimoto> i went there last year
24:00 <quasimoto> stayed in L.A with my cousin
24:00 <johninja> remember the great storm in tree valley?
24:00 <johninja> strom of the centruy
24:00 <Tails> yep, we're the richest 3rd world country
24:00 <quasimoto> lol nice way to describe it
25:00 <Tails> how many homeless people did you run into 
25:00 <quasimoto> about a thousand
26:00 <quasimoto> homeless, crazy, hungry, poor, junkies, dealers
26:00 <Meat> meek?
26:00 <Meat> any meek?
26:00 <quasimoto> whats meek yo
26:00 <Bastardly_One> come a little closer honey I won't bite ya, one more lager and I might learn to like ya
27:00 <quasimoto> weed in l.a was cool
27:00 <Meat> 1. 	patient, long-suffering, or submissive in disposition or nature; humble
27:00 <Meat> 2. 	spineless or spiritless; compliant
27:00 <Meat> 3. 	an obsolete word for gentle
27:00 <quasimoto> what is a gentle
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> need to read TS Elliot
28:00 <Meat> blessed are the meek
28:00 <Bastardly_One> as if you can read
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> no they are not
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> whom?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> not to mention the biggest wanker in modern literature
28:00 <Meat> bwaha 
28:00 <Meat> owned
28:00 <Bastardly_One> TS Eliot thinks he's a genius ... but he's really a total tosser
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> well not now
29:00 <Tails> did ya see any of those shopping trolleys overflowing with stuff wrapped in a tarp? :P
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> but he did write one long poem
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was inspired, by Bethoven
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the Heart of Darkness
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> and it is genius.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> which was inspired by his ego
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> only poem of his I like
29:00 <johninja> its modern art ok
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the wankfuckingbag
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> you dont say
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I do say
29:00 <johninja> you wouldn't 'understand'
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I studied literature at uni
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> I think that you need to read it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so I definitely do say
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> and so
30:00 <johninja> study this 8====D
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't need to read what I did a thesis on
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> that gives you what?
30:00 <Meat> sturdy study
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> power to say something is shit when it isnt?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I did a thesis on Heart of Darnness
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and he is a total tossbag
30:00 <Meat> PandasDontDrive is shit
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> I studied too
30:00 <Meat> <--- didnt go to uni
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> who cares
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like him
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> at sa uni
30:00 <Bastardly_One> deal with it
30:00 <johninja> i don't even knw what is happening
30:00 <johninja> soz
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> I can respect that
31:00 <johninja> just fucking about mate
31:00 <Meat> someone is disagreeing with PandasDontDrive
31:00 <johninja> sorry about the leg neville
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i never said that im in love with the man
31:00 <Bastardly_One> same as I hate Kerouac
31:00 <Meat> and he's going on and on
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and everyone loves him
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> one poem of his i like
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> one
31:00 <Meat> again
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the Heart of Darkness?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a big fucking wank
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont like kerouac either
31:00 <crash> poems are gay
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> we talked about this
31:00 <johninja> YOU'RE NOT STILL UPSET ABOUT THE LEG ARE YA?
31:00 <Tails> Bastardly v Pandas
31:00 <Bastardly_One> like in terms of epic James Joyce wankorama
31:00 <crash> more so if they rhyme with hay
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> but this one poem stands out
31:00 <crash> thats what they say
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> nobody is versing anybody
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> quit ur shit
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> we arent arguing
32:00 <Serenity> can we though?
32:00 <Serenity> FIGHT TO THE DEATH
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> brother i didnt like ulysses
32:00 <johninja> this is like run dmv vs jason nevis
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> read it twice still dont like it
32:00 <johninja> it's tricky
32:00 <Serenity> crash vs b1
32:00 <Serenity> 1st round
32:00 <Serenity> go
32:00 <Bastardly_One> B1 wins - FATALITY
32:00 <crash> nah
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> FATALITY
32:00 <Serenity> FINISH HIM
32:00 <crash> your on b1's side Serenity 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I just pressed 4 buttons
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's fucked now
32:00 <crash> so its like 2v1
33:00 <Bastardly_One> too late
33:00 <johninja> "I havn't seen somebody take a beating like that since rodney king jessica"
33:00 <Meat> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> FATALITY! - Bastard wins!
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> I guess I saved ts elliot under firefox
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh clown woman ... how goes by the way?
33:00 <crash> Serenity: you're mean
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> serenity isnt mean
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he better not have aids
34:00 <johninja> Bastardly_One vs PandasDontDrive is like long tan but with less asians and more idiots
34:00 <Serenity> hey b1 did it dude
34:00 <Bastardly_One> or we're in trouble
34:00 <Serenity> im just watching
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> having to put up with wild turkey
34:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
34:00 <Serenity> lol that psycho has been threatening to have me raped for 2 days
34:00 <Serenity> hes lost it
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOl
34:00 <crash> i only know Bastardly_One as the person who chats and tells you who he doesn't like
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> did u ban him nice
34:00 <Bastardly_One> WT makes you and Piet seem normal
34:00 <johninja> who is raping who?
34:00 <crash> never got to know the guy
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> mwahahaha
34:00 <crash> lol
34:00 <johninja> i have been away for a while
34:00 <KillerKittens> lol
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> that fker i hope u banned him for life from my chan
35:00 <Bastardly_One> crash, heh ... I am a bit of a cunt aren't I? I remember when you first came to Melb
35:00 <crash> the city or the channel ?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and were going on about living on the princess hwy and having a single bed
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the city
35:00 <Bastardly_One> in another channel
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <johninja> #RapeCity
35:00 <johninja> ok i'll stop
35:00 <crash> single beds are overrated
35:00 <KillerKittens> :)
35:00 <Serenity> rape city limits
35:00 <johninja> fuck
35:00 <Serenity> wot
35:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <Serenity> id rape johninja
36:00 <johninja> i just reminded myself of that eratic guy
36:00 <Kynetic> so would i
36:00 <KillerKittens> all over his face
36:00 <Kynetic> his wang is h00g.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't ... waste of good penis or strap on
36:00 <johninja> :D
36:00 <Serenity> haha Kynetic
36:00 <Serenity> we've all seen it xD
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and he'll only spew out his nose
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and put you off
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> this poem man
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.artofeurope.com/eliot/eli5.htm
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> only one i like
36:00 <Serenity> john wouldnt spew on me. hes a gentleman
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas, what one is it ... I know them all
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino u will know it.
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're all wank
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> well it begins like this
37:00 <johninja> lol did somebody spew on Serenity?
37:00 <Serenity> no
37:00 <MadScientist> you did
37:00 <Serenity> you spewed
37:00 <Tails> how did we get from Panda and Bastardly arguing to spooging pen0rs?
37:00 <crash> big target ?
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Time present and time past
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Are both perhaps present in time future,
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> And time future contained in time past.
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> If all time is eternally present
37:00 <Serenity> on your floor or something
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Ooooooooooooh Burnt Norton
37:00 <johninja> ohhhh
37:00 <johninja> yah
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's better than fucking Heart of Darkness
37:00 <Kynetic> Tails this is irc.
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Burnt Norton
37:00 <Kynetic> you have to ask?
37:00 <johninja> that was like a wierd nose spew man
37:00 <Meat> irc = Its Really Cool
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> All time is unredeemable.
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> What might have been is an abstraction 
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Remaining a perpetual possibility
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Only in a world of speculation.
37:00 <johninja> was so epic
37:00 <Serenity> Hi my name is Sarah and I'm a cock-a-holic
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're never living it down john
38:00 <Bastardly_One> as long as Serenity and I live ... we will remind you of the spewing through the nose
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and not cleaning it up
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> A
38:00 <johninja> lol i couldn't clean my keyboard
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One did i post u my recent stanza?
38:00 <johninja> which copped most of it
38:00 <Serenity> its alright i spewed in a mop bucket yesterday
39:00 <johninja> lol i see some dude lyiung on the floor next to a bucket
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas, yeah you did ... well, to Serenity and I saw it
39:00 <Kynetic> i dont spew
39:00 <crash> Serenity: nice
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah cool
39:00 <Kynetic> i hold that shit in.
39:00 <crash> why ?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> did u like it?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was full of emotion
39:00 <johninja> i rarely spew
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> OH YEAH!
39:00 <johninja> that was ONE time
39:00 <johninja> sheesh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't spew ... I do a complete excorcist
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> u were the only one that got it!
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i remember
39:00 <crash> ive spewed in the kitchen sink once
39:00 <MadScientist> on the floor next to a bucket lol
39:00 <crash> about the worst
39:00 <MadScientist> sounds familiar
39:00 <Serenity> i normally do too Kynetic but i was hung over after 5 days of partying and then had to drive 200km as a passenger
39:00 <crash> usually i aim for gardens and trees
39:00 <Bastardly_One> when I used to get drunk we played spew olympics
39:00 <Serenity> it was coming out one way or another
40:00 <Bastardly_One> because for some reason most of us projectile vomitted when we spewed
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so we turned it into a game after a while
40:00 <Bastardly_One> see who could projectile the furtherest
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One have you read Perfume : The Story Of A Murderer?
40:00 <Kynetic> mate of mine once spewed in the backseat of another mates car as we were driving across a bridge - he somehow managed to hold the spew in his mouth until we could pull over on the other side of the bridge.
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's my fav novel, Patrick Suskand
40:00 <Kynetic> that was a fkn champion effort.
40:00 <Serenity> oh gross
40:00 <Serenity> that would have made me spew more
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> so articulate
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> smart
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb J
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Thanks j
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD J
41:00 <Bastardly_One> how much does it burn when you spew through your nose though?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb cig n piss
41:00 <crash> i know my spew is a good weedkiller
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> I downloaded  sleeping dogs
41:00 <Serenity> i really only spew when im drunk
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the game? it's not that good man
41:00 <crash> only next day for me
41:00 <crash> never while drinking
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its free on xbox gold
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... well, tell me what you think
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's too much button crunching
42:00 <Meat> its true crime - china
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Playing now
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not finished it though
42:00 <Meat> didnt mind those games too much
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's True Crime - Hong King you mean
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> But prob turn on bf4
42:00 <Meat> that too
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it takes a while to drive on the right side of the road though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks to all the american games
43:00 <johninja> our house, in the middle of the street
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm listening to Madness
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but their title track called Madness
44:00 <Tails> you should see Americans try to navigate a round about
44:00 <Tails> some stop in it to give way
44:00 <johninja> navigate around this 8===D
44:00 <johninja> (sailor boi)
44:00 <Tails> some have their turn signals on and yet go straight
45:00 <Tails> others have no clue about giving drivers to the left of them the right of way..
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> Seems k
45:00 <Tails> so you get flipped off a lot
45:00 <Tails> especially in the morning
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hax, gets a bit boring quick though ... well, did to me ... I enjoyed it though ... haven't finished it ... I'm stuck on one mission
45:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bLOjmY--TA 
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Iggy Pop - Candy (Mar 11, 2009) 4:23 - Category: Music - 3,722,265 views - 14,567 likes (98.1%), 277 dislikes (1.9%)
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> Like I said I wanna play bf4 but thought I would see what this is like
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I must of liked it ... I got the DLC story too
46:00 <crash> omfgbbqhax: on what platform?
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> Xbox 360
46:00 <crash> ahh same
47:00 <johninja> paint my wagon
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> It was free
47:00 <crash> you will have to add me omfgbbqhax 
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> So I got it
47:00 <crash> think PandasDontDrive don't have it for 360
47:00 <crash> only x`
47:00 <crash> 1
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Crash pm me username
47:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/q73/s720x720/1520739_616198978418109_258767511_n.jpg 
47:00 <crash> roger
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm too in love with this song
47:00 <Bastardly_One> v
48:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtX9q_UoOag
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - My Pet Coelacanth (Aug 15, 2013) 7:46 - Category: Music - 111,563 views - 1,254 likes (98.9%), 14 dislikes (1.1%)
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a Coelacanth
48:00 <Bastardly_One> google 'em ... funky fish
48:00 <johninja> its like a fighting fish but has an afro and a jumpsuit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
48:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of ...
49:00 <johninja> thats what it is in my mind ok
49:00 <johninja> i'm going with that
49:00 <johninja> fucking rad
49:00 <Bastardly_One> they look cool as ... he'd of been watching Discovery to make that track
49:00 <Bastardly_One> those fish are rare
50:00 <Tails> coelacanth...
50:00 <Serenity> soo fineee
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Animal Crossing!
50:00 <Bastardly_One> which version?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> DS or Wii?
51:00 <Tails> 3ds
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I was addicted to that on the Wii for a while
51:00 <PolyesterGirl> addicted to whale
51:00 <Tails> that was the only one I couldn't get into
51:00 <Bastardly_One> much to my nieces chagrin ... I wouldn't let 'em play it :P
51:00 <Tails> same as the DS one.. with like 5% more content
51:00 <Bastardly_One> that fucking racoon
51:00 <Meat> my PolyesterGirl, so shiny!
51:00 <PolyesterGirl> :D
51:00 <Tails> oh yeah, Nook will make you work for it
52:00 <Tails> even in this new one where you're the mayor
52:00 <Bastardly_One> bestI really like the current Regurgitator album
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah ... Nook is a prick
52:00 <PolyesterGirl> <SexyGuy123> Hello how are you ?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like 44 ... I should be over those games
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <SpandexChick> suit up fellas >:D
53:00 <PolyesterGirl> hot? hot!
54:00 <lil-lap-warmer> wonder if I still have this registered?
54:00 <lil-lap-warmer> lol
54:00 <SpandexChick> and there goes SexyGuy123
54:00 <PolyesterGirl> lol
54:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> a fuckk load of pussy on this afternoon
54:00 <lil-lap-warmer> Meat, hai bb! asl?
54:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> so much moisture in the room
55:00 <SpandexChick> Im sorry, I thought this was IRC
55:00 <lil-lap-warmer> I made this nick when austnet had a bdsm channel
55:00 <SpandexChick> but I guess there are no men here D:
55:00 <lil-lap-warmer> and i used to troll the Doms
55:00 <lil-lap-warmer> lol
55:00 <lil-lap-warmer> nope, wanna go lez?
55:00 <lil-lap-warmer> *eyes you up*
55:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> lez out hot slutty babes
55:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> scissor
56:00 <lil-lap-warmer> sisters
56:00 <partay> SpandexChick: No men here. But a few chubby chasers 
56:00 <lil-lap-warmer> SpandexChick, I can see what you had for last nights dinner when you bend over
56:00 <lil-lap-warmer> PHWOAR!
56:00 <PolyesterGirl> i guess that is why you only go in PM
56:00 <SpandexChick> pa-ching!
56:00 <PolyesterGirl> you havn't figured out how to type in main yet
56:00 <PolyesterGirl> learn 2 irc dude
57:00 <lil-lap-warmer> like omg!
57:00 <lil-lap-warmer> did you see that guy?
57:00 <SpandexChick> omg, like, totally,whatever
57:00 <lil-lap-warmer> like totally gross!
57:00 <lil-lap-warmer> *flicks my hair*
57:00 <PolyesterGirl> ewww
57:00 <lil-lap-warmer> and watch this guy Kynetic ladies
57:00 <lil-lap-warmer> he's like totally gross!
58:00 <lil-lap-warmer> he'll send you the worst penis pic ever
58:00 <Serenity> partay loves the chubbies
58:00 <lil-lap-warmer> he'll have to try SpandexChick and PolyesterGirl
58:00 <lil-lap-warmer> I'm hot
58:00 <lil-lap-warmer> and slim
58:00 <Serenity> well thats no good
58:00 <partay> Serenity: Im way too shallow and superficial 
58:00 <lil-lap-warmer> I've big tits though
59:00 <lil-lap-warmer> and a nice bum
59:00 <Serenity> show us
59:00 <lil-lap-warmer> I'm shy
59:00 <partay> lol 
59:00 <MadScientist> picsorlies
59:00 <lil-lap-warmer> and I charge by the hour
59:00 <lil-lap-warmer> I mean ... I'm shy!
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <Serenity> hahah
59:00 <SpandexChick> no axe cop tonight
00:00 <lil-lap-warmer> *blushes*
00:00 <lil-lap-warmer> I can't keep this up
00:00 <lil-lap-warmer> I'm getting trolled in sex
00:00 <lil-lap-warmer> bad
00:00 <lil-lap-warmer> lol
00:00 <Interceptor> lol
01:00 <lil-lap-warmer> I can get right into it though when in the mood
01:00 <shadsam> lol
01:00 <lil-lap-warmer> then these women in another chat all told me off for pretending to be a woman as it was cruel
01:00 <lil-lap-warmer> so I kind of stopped
01:00 <lil-lap-warmer> lol
01:00 <shadsam> simba and his boyfriends
01:00 <lil-lap-warmer> Oh
02:00 <lil-lap-warmer> the song I live by
02:00 <shadsam> LMFAO
02:00 <lil-lap-warmer> by Regurgitator
02:00 <lil-lap-warmer> I Sucked A Lot of Cock to Get Where I Am
02:00 <shadsam> just made a mad track XD
02:00 <lil-lap-warmer> *giggles*
02:00 <stompin> im 3 foot 9 with a ten foot dick
02:00 <SpandexChick> you go girl :D
03:00 <lil-lap-warmer> I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am, I only wanna be the best I can
03:00 <lil-lap-warmer> My mouth is stained, I can't complain
03:00 <lil-lap-warmer> just keep on rinsing and do it time and time again
03:00 <lil-lap-warmer> try hard!
03:00 <Mew> luv that track
03:00 <lil-lap-warmer> I can fit a whole mellon up there SpandexChick
04:00 <Interceptor> LOL
04:00 <lil-lap-warmer> and pop it out, like flying across the room
04:00 <lil-lap-warmer> I'm a real party girl!
04:00 <shadsam> ever fisted your own cunt babe
04:00 <lil-lap-warmer> but I charge by the hour
04:00 <lil-lap-warmer> of course I have
04:00 <lil-lap-warmer> for the right price
04:00 <shadsam> lololol
05:00 <lil-lap-warmer> *sends Mew a hot notice*
05:00 <lil-lap-warmer> hey hottie ;)
05:00 <Mew> *agrees to the scat orgy*
05:00 <Mew> well hello there ;)
06:00 <lil-lap-warmer> *does an excited squeal*
06:00 <partay> No surprises mew jumps into the scat orgy 
06:00 <lil-lap-warmer> literally
06:00 <lil-lap-warmer> she plans to roll around in it
06:00 <Mew> yup
06:00 <lil-lap-warmer> like a water slide
06:00 <lil-lap-warmer> cant wait!
07:00 <partay> She does give good wristies though 
07:00 <Mew> lets call it a shit n slide
07:00 <lil-lap-warmer> I just had a visual with that
07:00 <lil-lap-warmer> shit n slide
07:00 <PolyesterGirl> <kuniva> COME AT ME * kuniva was kicked by aura.vic.au.austnet.org (Channel flood triggered (limit is 6 lines in 10 secs))
07:00 <lil-lap-warmer> wasn't pretty
07:00 <lil-lap-warmer> hahahahahahaha
07:00 <lil-lap-warmer> where is he?
07:00 <PolyesterGirl> bris
07:00 <lil-lap-warmer> I should msg him
07:00 <Mew> hes in cats
08:00 <lil-lap-warmer> fuck it ... I really cannot be bothered
08:00 <lil-lap-warmer> maybe later ... that last cone kind of fucked me
08:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/stream
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and that troller in #sex
08:00 <Bastardly_One> my god some guys are persistent
09:00 <Bastardly_One> hi Chris
09:00 <Bastardly_One> according to my script anyway
09:00 <PolyesterGirl> mmm
09:00 <SpandexChick> who wants eggplant parm?
10:00 <Interceptor> pmsl
10:00 <PolyesterGirl> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> [06:03pm] [lil-lap-warmer] try hard!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> [06:03pm] [Mew] luv that track
10:00 <Bastardly_One> [06:04pm] [lil-lap-warmer] I can fit a whole mellon up there SpandexChick
10:00 <Bastardly_One> [06:04pm] [Interceptor] LOL
10:00 <Bastardly_One> [06:04pm] [lil-lap-warmer] and pop it out, like flying across the room
10:00 <Bastardly_One> [06:04pm] [lil-lap-warmer] I'm a real party girl!
10:00 <BlackDevil> so whom heard the news about the brain dead girl?
10:00 <PolyesterGirl> BlackDevil is the worst news anchor ever
10:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a few on austnet
11:00 <Meat> lol
11:00 <BlackDevil> in oakland california
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what's her nick?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
11:00 <Meat> #oakland
11:00 <SpandexChick> yeah
11:00 <SpandexChick> she just got moved
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I did
11:00 <PolyesterGirl> OaklandGurl69
11:00 <BlackDevil> apparently she had tonsle surgry and became brain dead
11:00 <SpandexChick> she'
12:00 <SpandexChick> 's out of the hospital
12:00 <BlackDevil> the parents want to keep her alive throughout her life
12:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-ravin-sluts
12:00 <BlackDevil> shes only like 8-10
12:00 <shadsam> Funny That....
12:00 <PolyesterGirl> BlackDevils mum had to have tonsil surgery after i finished fucking her face
12:00 <SpandexChick> first they said xmas, then new years
12:00 <SpandexChick> now there are like 3 lawyers involved
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, that's cruel ... I can understand where they're coming from but it is cruel and a waste of resources I'm sorry to say
13:00 <BlackDevil> also she is black
13:00 <shadsam> * shadsam changes topic to 'https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-ravin-sluts'
13:00 <PolyesterGirl> why black for?
13:00 <SpandexChick> her mum shows up on tv every now and them
13:00 <jinkens> leroy jinkens
13:00 <jinkens> wow
13:00 <shadsam> bbs
13:00 <jinkens> lol
13:00 <BlackDevil> oh she is 13
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear ... that's gonna be a touchy subject then
13:00 <PolyesterGirl> LEEEEEEROOOOOYYYYY KENKINNNSSSSAAAHH
13:00 <SpandexChick> claiming god will bring her back when the time is right
14:00 <PolyesterGirl> ugh
14:00 <quasimoto> all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
14:00 <shadsam> `seen kuniva
14:00 <prowl> shadsam, kuniva is on #random right now.
14:00 <BlackDevil> The 13-year-old California girl declared brain dead after a tonsillectomy has been taken out of Children's Hospital of Oakland
14:00 <Meat> http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131028173534/random-ness/images/6/69/Because_I_Got_High.gif
14:00 <Bastardly_One> this will be a debate in US news for the next week at leat
14:00 <shadsam> lolololololol
14:00 <PolyesterGirl> `seen AngryIRCuser
14:00 <prowl> PolyesterGirl, I don't remember seeing AngryIRCuser.
14:00 <SpandexChick> it already has
14:00 <shadsam> `seen beagle
14:00 <prowl> shadsam, beagle ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #melbourne by ChanOP ( please dont ever come back, please .. ever) 15 hours 32 minutes ago (06.01. 01:42), after spending some time there.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Shads with the seen shit ... we're having a conversation
14:00 <Meat> beagle came on last night
14:00 <Meat> heh idiot
14:00 <shadsam> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hate rude interupting cunts
15:00 <BlackDevil> the hospital's Chief of Pediatrics, said the girl was released to the coroner. The coroner then released her into the custody of her mother
15:00 <shadsam> bbs
15:00 <SpandexChick> it was up for discussion on a radio station today
15:00 <BlackDevil> this girl has a death certificate
15:00 <PolyesterGirl> released to the corner
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gonna be news all week in the US ... I can tell already
15:00 <BlackDevil> yea shes brain dead
15:00 <BlackDevil> its a dead body
15:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> sorry to hear that BlackDevil
15:00 <SpandexChick> yeah, the death cert is from like the 18th of dec
15:00 <PolyesterGirl> more like brain rad
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and yet the coroner had to hand her over to the parent
15:00 <PolyesterGirl> m i rite
15:00 <jinkens> for me maybe
15:00 <jinkens> i dont know yet
16:00 <BlackDevil> yea because the rest of her body still functions
16:00 <PolyesterGirl> BREAKING: Scientists discover girls have brains
16:00 <BlackDevil> not really
16:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck is it working?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyone looking forward to Jurassic World nxt yr?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> 4th installment
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the electricty isn't working
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so how do the organs function?
16:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> sign me up to jurasic park
16:00 <BlackDevil> Alameda County coroner's office issued a death certificate for the girl Friday but said the document is incomplete because no cause of death has been determined pending an autopsy.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I should of followed that more I guess
17:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like the anestetic fucked her
17:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> that is tragic
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I can never spell that word
17:00 <quasimoto> AnitaSarkeesian
17:00 <quasimoto> hye?
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> roats
17:00 <SpandexChick> Nothing good happens in Oakland
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ugh
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> roasts*
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> -.-
18:00 <quasimoto> i miss glendale BRO
18:00 <quasimoto> GLENDALE
18:00 <SpandexChick> straight drive through to San Fran or you're boned :P
18:00 <quasimoto> oh san fran was very nice
18:00 <jinkens> dont knock walls
18:00 <jinkens> they keep you dry and warm
19:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil, do me something ... find out what part of Oakland they're in ... poor or upper middle class can ya?
19:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=25b_1388971567
19:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: got ass? (Date: Jan-5-2014, 5 hours ago) - Views: 17752 - Played: 13450
19:00 <SpandexChick> people in the bay area are better off
20:00 <PolyesterGirl> aint no party like a west coast party
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I did the whole San Fran thing
20:00 <Bastardly_One> when living over there
20:00 <SpandexChick> they have to be if they want to hire a private doctor to keep her alive
20:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, they're doing that are they?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I only got the basics and never followed it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so rich and shelfish
21:00 <SpandexChick> maybe they finally found a doctor after so many No's 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not right
21:00 <jinkens> its left?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gonna be huge this week in certain news circles
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif noone is looking forward to JP4
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> sadfaese
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I am
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and so is my friend's cat
22:00 <Bastardly_One> put a dinosaur doco on
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's glued to the telly
22:00 <SpandexChick> only if Sam Neil and Laura Dern come back
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he hearts them
22:00 <Bastardly_One> this cat seriously loves dinosaurs
22:00 <Bastardly_One> anytime one is on the telly or a doco or whatever
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he's glued to it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> literally stops running around like a spastic
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and won't move until it's over
24:00 <SpandexChick> we'll find out tomorrow what they chose to do.. it just happened an hour ago
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol Bastardly_One
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> not quite
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> spesh since kristin is about to rock up
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima have to turn this off n put Kingdom of Heaven on
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, the made up mental canadian
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> made up?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> we believe so ... ye
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> I gotta show you fucking video of a friend?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur such a downer man
26:00 <PolyesterGirl> homospaiensapien
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> I can't know people
26:00 <Bastardly_One> way homogay
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> yet you and Pieter blad on about Chopper?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> way bs bro
26:00 <SpandexChick> now there's a good movie
26:00 <jinkens> yall talking bullshit to fast time for fb
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't get myself involved in shit like that
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> u guys, u two do
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont fkn ever question me.
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't even see Piet most of the time ... it's just gibber on the screen
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I just did
27:00 <Bastardly_One> whatcha gonna do?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> try not to homie
27:00 <Bastardly_One> have a tantrum?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> wondering why ur so cut right now
27:00 <Bastardly_One> who said I was?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you seem to be though
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> nobody
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> do I
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup J
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> k kristin is here cya
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Skype j
28:00 <PolyesterGirl> i been reading russo for 3 days solidly, a discourse on the origen of inequality, i read everything, i read the stars, i read maps, once i read babys are born without kneecaps, i gotta get out more often, it's my own fault, i love the olympics especially womens pole vault, when i was a kid i wanted to be a spaceman, spent the day of my 32nd birthday at graceland
29:00 <Mew> her name was amanda before lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> was it?
29:00 <Mew> now hes getting their names mixed up
29:00 <Bastardly_One> brb though ... I just spilt coke all over the carpet
29:00 <Bastardly_One> winner!
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mew I have seen kristin
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so have we all
29:00 <Bastardly_One> she's easy to google
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> She was there the other night when I skyped
30:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
30:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
30:00 <jinkens> tip if u spill red wine boiling water towel cleans it right up
30:00 <PolyesterGirl> thanks Tip
30:00 <Mew> post a screenshot bbqman
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I make up a salk and warm water thing
30:00 <Mew> or lies
30:00 <PolyesterGirl> TipGuy23
30:00 <PolyesterGirl> so fried
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> Jinks so does puttinf a couch iver the mess
30:00 <jinkens> what
30:00 <PolyesterGirl> do you smoke resin jinkens
30:00 <jinkens> sense please
31:00 <PolyesterGirl> ?
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Cleans the mess
31:00 <jinkens> no
31:00 <PolyesterGirl> go on m8
31:00 <PolyesterGirl> get that intoya
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
31:00 <jinkens> i wish i could
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> Pooey cone
31:00 <jinkens> been 13 days no weed
31:00 <Mew> hello chris
31:00 <Bastardly_One> back
32:00 <jinkens> did u leave a stain
32:00 <shadsam> ive had 2 bongs 2 joints in 20 months
32:00 <jinkens> ?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> my carpet looks like a scene out of supernatural
32:00 <PolyesterGirl> lol
32:00 <PolyesterGirl> didn't you post a video of you pulling a cone like 2m months ago?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
32:00 <PolyesterGirl> or was that just 'oregano'?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Christmas
32:00 <shadsam> ice pipe
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's right
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris' christmas special
32:00 <Bastardly_One> how come you took that down man? the double cone pulling?
32:00 <PolyesterGirl> 2 bongs or something?
33:00 <shadsam> yup
33:00 <PolyesterGirl> i remember seeing that (i was really stoned) 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the one
33:00 <PolyesterGirl> it was shit
33:00 <PolyesterGirl> needs more cats
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I showed it to ya
33:00 <Bastardly_One> needs more dragons man
33:00 <shadsam> :P
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and door frame kicking
33:00 <PolyesterGirl> ol
33:00 <shadsam> more pussy
33:00 <jinkens> go the door frame kick
34:00 <PolyesterGirl> fk yeh
34:00 <jinkens> ^5
34:00 <PolyesterGirl> do it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and then add some gibber
34:00 <PolyesterGirl> see if you can kick your monitor
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and make sure you say at the end "fuck yas all!"
34:00 <Bastardly_One> like you always do
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont have a monitor
34:00 <PolyesterGirl> take a new one of you kicking the shit out of your monitor
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I did that to someone on yahoo chat once
34:00 <Bastardly_One> got them so mad they smashed their monitor while on mic
34:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
35:00 <shadsam> should
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> One more smoke then bf4
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he was still going off on mic about how he couldn't see his screen as I made him smash the monitor
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey shadsam
35:00 <Bastardly_One> was hilarious actually
35:00 <shadsam> hey dude
36:00 <shadsam> outa smokes
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> I got rollies
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Beatles songs done Metallica style - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqWN4ySxVNA
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Want to Choke Your Band - Beatallica (Sep 26, 2009) 2:04 - Category: Music - 18,879 views - 89 likes (95.7%), 4 dislikes (4.3%)
36:00 <PolyesterGirl> "hey dude, the 1980's just called, they want their hair back"
36:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to that PolyesterGirl
36:00 <shadsam> same
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you will snigger at least
36:00 <PolyesterGirl> ok
36:00 <shadsam> well i did
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ha ha ha
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> I just bought one of those egg rollie machines
37:00 <PolyesterGirl> hehe
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> It kicks ass
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and when I punch you I feel happy inside
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Easy breakfast
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Breakfast on a stick
37:00 <shadsam> yup i got a zig zg one
37:00 <Bastardly_One> When I Saw Her Thrashing There is cool too
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky` <3
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey nikky
37:00 <Nikky`> Bastardly_One <3
37:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax :o)
38:00 <shadsam> hey nikky
38:00 <PolyesterGirl> ohyeah
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shadsam I am talking about a egg cooker
38:00 <Nikky`> Hey shadsam :o)
38:00 <shadsam> oh ha
38:00 <PolyesterGirl> incognito~
38:00 <Nikky`> guy at work as one of those egg cookers
38:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rji6cvr_RQ
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beatallica - Sgt. Hetfield's Motorbreath Pub Band (Dec 9, 2008) 2:17 - Category: Music - 81,692 views - 268 likes (95%), 14 dislikes (5%)
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky best thing ever
38:00 <shadsam> just boil em
38:00 <PolyesterGirl> that was cool Bastardly_One
39:00 <Nikky`> It is?
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Soo easy
39:00 <PolyesterGirl> i feel like some coke
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> No mess
39:00 <Interceptor> :P
39:00 <PolyesterGirl> or speed
39:00 <Nikky`> I like no mess
39:00 <shadsam> PolyesterGirl,what a ht nick,...
39:00 <shadsam> hott
39:00 <PolyesterGirl> you know how you just want your nostrils to burn
39:00 <Bastardly_One> PolyesterGirl, I bet that slut lil-lap-warmer can get some
39:00 <Bastardly_One> without even her having to put out for it
39:00 <PolyesterGirl> and that sweet dribble down the back of your throat
39:00 <Bastardly_One> little whore she is
39:00 <PolyesterGirl> burn baby burn
40:00 <Bastardly_One> try this
40:00 <PolyesterGirl> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrULozjHqkI 
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Vandals - "My Girlfriend's Dead" (Animated) (May 4, 2007) 2:44 - Category: Music - 343,766 views - 1,342 likes (97.5%), 35 dislikes (2.5%)
40:00 <jinkens> diazepam 5mg
40:00 <Bastardly_One> *channels lil-lap-warmer*
40:00 <jinkens> should i chew 1
40:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he went
40:00 <Doodle> do us a favour and chew them all
40:00 <shadsam> bocephus
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna show him how to troll for coke
41:00 <shadsam> thats sus
41:00 <shadsam> wb
41:00 <johninja> :D
41:00 <johninja> churchur
41:00 <Nikky`> Hi johninja :o)
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> Poo time
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bbl
43:00 <Nikky`> No need to share that
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes
44:00 <partay> That was for Mew 
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have tablet
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> U can irc with me while I poo
44:00 <Mew> <3
44:00 <Nikky`> I'll pass
45:00 <Bastardly_One> this pastie is sooooooooooo good even poo can't put me off eating it
45:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <Nikky`> Mum will be making me a pork stirfry for din dins
46:00 <Nikky`> right now we be watching pacific rim
46:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j6VoW6vv9Y 
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Blame Coco - Selfmachine - OUT NOW (Jun 7, 2010) 3:45 - Category: Music - 3,252,762 views - 10,867 likes (97.8%), 242 dislikes (2.2%)
47:00 <Bastardly_One> *burps*
47:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse moi
50:00 <farq> i just can't listen to john denvers 'leaving on a jet plane' anymore
50:00 <farq> it makes me uneasy
50:00 <farq> "Don't do it mannnn"
50:00 <Nikky`> If you be flying, it might
50:00 <farq> (he died in a plane crash)
51:00 <Nikky`> I know
51:00 <farq> yes but not everyone is as educated as you Nikky`
51:00 <Nikky`> True, I'll give you that :P
51:00 <Nikky`> haha
51:00 <farq> you are more the exception than the rule
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Rocky Mountain High
53:00 <Bastardly_One> literally
53:00 <farq> lel
53:00 <farq> yeh
54:00 <farq> this is too much like faux
55:00 <InternetGuy> There's high, and there's high, and to get really high - I mean so high that you can walk on the water, that high-that's where I'm going.
55:00 <InternetGuy> George Harrison
58:00 <spence> Hey homos
58:00 <InternetGuy> 8====D
59:00 <InternetGuy> here have the whole bag
59:00 <InternetGuy> get the intoya m8
59:00 <spence> Homogay InternetGuy
59:00 <InternetGuy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu_6Ry6oRZQ 
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lucero - That Much Further West (Feb 28, 2010) 0:00 - Category: Music - 4,565 views - 23 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:00 <spence> that's gay as that nick
59:00 <InternetGuy> not as gay as spence
59:00 <InternetGuy> it sounds like a homo trying to say cents
01:00 <InternetGuy> make like frayedknot 
01:00 <InternetGuy> hit the road pal
01:00 <InternetGuy> we don't like your kind around here
01:00 <Nikky`> jack
01:00 <spence> Poofter
01:00 <InternetGuy> fagalicious
01:00 <spence> gaylord
01:00 <InternetGuy> pedo
01:00 <spence> I run the show here cunt
01:00 <InternetGuy> yep
01:00 <InternetGuy> i went there
01:00 <InternetGuy> lol
02:00 <InternetGuy> gayest of the gaylord
02:00 <InternetGuy> gayemporer
02:00 <spence> Eat 6 dicks homo
02:00 <InternetGuy> eat 6.5 dicks fgt
02:00 <spence> I'm the king here now
02:00 <spence> lolz
03:00 <spence> Own this joint kenty
03:00 <InternetGuy> you are the biggest retard in retardom
03:00 <InternetGuy> congrats
04:00 <InternetGuy> how does it feel?
04:00 <spence> Thank u sir now eat my balls
04:00 <spence> feels nice
04:00 <InternetGuy> cosy
04:00 <InternetGuy> no fuck off
04:00 <InternetGuy> *now
04:00 <spence> Yes eat my sputum 
05:00 <InternetGuy> eat my septum
05:00 <spence> U fuckn tiprat lolz
05:00 <InternetGuy> girls dick
05:00 <InternetGuy> nonce
05:00 <spence> Boys fanny
05:00 <spence> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if anyone will appreciate this ... I got into the atmostphere ... when Bruce has steam coming off him and along with this version ... it rocks! ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjp9AFRAHlQ
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bruce Springsteen Glastonbury 2009 in HD (Jul 2, 2011) 6:25 - Category: Music - 23,236 views - 129 likes (98.5%), 2 dislikes (1.5%)
05:00 <InternetGuy> i would
06:00 <spence> Lick my swingers
06:00 <InternetGuy> but not in a bruce mood
06:00 <Bastardly_One> The River it is
06:00 <spence> lolz
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I could see Bruce for nothing again with his Day on the Green gig
06:00 <Bastardly_One> not that interested
06:00 <spence> Internetgay
07:00 <spence> lolz
07:00 <Bastardly_One> last time was enough ... been there done that kind of thing
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and tramps like us
08:00 <Bastardly_One> baby we were born to ride
08:00 <Bastardly_One> inside of everyone is an inner bogan
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Bruce is my inner bogan
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and Motley Crue
09:00 <spence> My bogan is on outside
09:00 <spence> lolz
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <spence> Fuk what cunts think
10:00 <spence> I'm bogan lol
11:00 <spence> Bogey mcgee
11:00 <partay> Bogans 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I think my American she who mst be obeyed has an inner redneck too
11:00 <Bastardly_One> she drools over Bruce but ya get that when you're a middle aged woman I guess
11:00 <InternetGuy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvjoHzAMrtM 
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Choirboys - 'Never Gonna Die' 1983 (Aug 1, 2009) 3:38 - Category: Music - 16,990 views - 49 likes (98%), 1 dislikes (2%)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> GAWD
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I've wors
12:00 <Bastardly_One> worse
12:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
12:00 <Shadowgate> InternetGuy kills people from laughter
12:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BocQm0Xu1JY
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: the Screaming Jets - Better video (HQ) (Dec 19, 2010) 4:42 - Category: Music - 8,299 views - 53 likes (98.1%), 1 dislikes (1.9%)
12:00 <spence> Poof
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you say you never get anywhere
13:00 <Bastardly_One> (sing it!)
13:00 <thpenth> nice
13:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't everyone know this song?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it's played on every jukebox of every pub in australia isn't it?
14:00 <spence> Eat my mums pussy thpenth u goose
14:00 <thpenth> i was born in the 1980s
14:00 <thpenth> not 1820s
14:00 <thpenth> (like Maurice)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!
14:00 <thpenth> oh wow
14:00 <thpenth> thats is actualy a classic
14:00 <thpenth> yeah i know it
14:00 <thpenth> cool
15:00 <thpenth> it should be mor epopular than it is
15:00 <thpenth> i didn't know who it was or the song name
15:00 <thpenth> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I worked with the singer dave gleeson in a slaughter house in newcastle
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a "top bloke m8"
15:00 <thpenth> does he still have a wiked perm'
15:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he did then
16:00 <spence> Nah he couldn't gut a fish 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that was just when they were getting decent
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd not think so but that's what the poor cunt did
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and same here ... I can tell you we both hated it
16:00 <Shadowgate> InternetGuy kills people from laughter
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Shadowgate is so funny
17:00 <Bastardly_One> huhu
17:00 <Shadowgate> lol
18:00 <spence> Shadowgate is so far up internetguy his beans are not visible
18:00 <spence> poofter
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what is a good song by Screaming Jets? This ... was written about his mum getting cancer I think
18:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAlSjGjN230
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Screaming Jets - October Grey (Aug 25, 2011) 3:58 - Category: Music - 38,970 views - 168 likes (97.1%), 5 dislikes (2.9%)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> this is their non bogan moment
18:00 <Bastardly_One> to me
19:00 <spence> B1 ur a Homo lol
19:00 <spence> tech n9ne biach
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what if I am?
19:00 <spence> I'd Fuk u
19:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see tech years ago?
19:00 <spence> all good
20:00 <spence> yeah
20:00 <Bastardly_One> at summer thingo?
20:00 <spence> vintage tech
20:00 <Bastardly_One> in front of a crowd who had no idea who he was
20:00 <thpenth> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq0Nd2Btf1I
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Warumpi Band - Black Fella, White Fella (1985) (Feb 8, 2010) 3:22 - Category: Music - 38,873 views - 284 likes (98.6%), 4 dislikes (1.4%)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> summerdaze ... that was it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> classic song
20:00 <spence> I don't know who u are so what?
21:00 <spence> I know ur a wanker
21:00 <Bastardly_One> me? if you think I'm a wanker I must be doing something right
22:00 <bunyip> wlecome couleurs
22:00 <AngrymanXL> thanks
22:00 <bunyip> not you so much
22:00 <bunyip> but ok
22:00 <bunyip> you can stay too
22:00 <couleurs> thank u
22:00 <Bastardly_One> are you a real fella though cuz?
22:00 <spence> Yeah u pull ur Dick properly lol
23:00 <Shadowgate> bunyip a jumpy character lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> got a spaare ciggie?
23:00 <Nikky`> we are not a vending machine Bastardly_One
23:00 <Bastardly_One> hey fella! dollar for goon m8
23:00 <bunyip> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, touche ... you shurrup! ... He's not home yet ... I'm waiting
23:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as he hits the door
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I give him 5 mins to ask for a cig
23:00 <Nikky`> lol 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> john
24:00 <bunyip> que
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I live with a real life Piet
24:00 <bunyip> oh geeze
24:00 <Bastardly_One> like a morphine version
24:00 <bunyip> i used to live in a boarding house with a morphine addict
24:00 <bunyip> yep
24:00 <bunyip> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9PoUsRibtE 
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gene Chandler Duke of Earl (Jan 23, 2009) 2:18 - Category: Music - 1,765,062 views - 7,387 likes (98.2%), 136 dislikes (1.8%)
24:00 <bunyip> such fucked people
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he's harmless enough but ... ffs
25:00 <bunyip> yeah
25:00 <bunyip> this guy pretty much turned into a masrchmellow
25:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're gonna chain smoke a pack of cigs in 2 hrs ... fucking by some more cunt
25:00 <bunyip> bit spingy pasty white guy
25:00 <Shadowgate> bunyip a jumpy character lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> or ... get a less expensive drug habit
25:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the two
25:00 <bunyip> hmm
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not a vending machine
25:00 <bunyip> doesn't he get the morphine for free?
25:00 <bunyip> oh i see
26:00 <bunyip> he is bumming shit
26:00 <bunyip> this guy used to do that too
26:00 <bunyip> would drink your beers in the fridge then go "you owe me $10"
26:00 <bunyip> i'm like "lol fuckoof cunt"
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't bot one thing when I had a major drug habit ... was speed though ... but I figured I put myself into that situation why make others support me?
26:00 <Kynetic> Emergency workers say they had to use olive oil to grease up and free a naked man who got stuck in a washing machine during a game of hide and seek.
27:00 <bunyip>  wb Kynetic
27:00 <Kynetic> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-01-06/olive-oil-used-to-free-naked-man-hiding-in-washing-machine/5186922
27:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha Kynetic
27:00 <Bastardly_One> dear me
27:00 <bunyip> i was wondering what happned
28:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> why was he hiding
28:00 <Student> game of hide and seek.
28:00 <bunyip> duh
28:00 <bunyip> its hardly game of thrones fuckwit
31:00 <bunyip> lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lump sits on thestigs nuts
31:00 <bunyip> the cancerous ones
32:00 <bunyip> thestif is like the new lance armstrong but with more lies and cheating
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> who knows he was prob lying
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmm
33:00 <Student> The Australian share market has lost value in a session that has been affected by low trading volumes.
34:00 <bunyip> Student is the new beehhh
34:00 <bunyip> beehhh mk.2
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Smoko
34:00 <bunyip> a creepier more annoying version
34:00 <Student> The Australian Trucking Association is calling for truck driving to be added to the list of occupations eligible for 457 temporary skilled migrant visas.
34:00 <couleurs> where the babes
34:00 <bunyip> baebs
35:00 <bunyip> hi partay
35:00 <bunyip> do you like boobs?
35:00 <partay> Not fat boobs 
35:00 <bunyip> hmm
35:00 <bunyip> ok
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> All boobs are good
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> Even man boobs
36:00 <partay> No 
36:00 <partay> I prefer small perky 
36:00 <bunyip> your loss
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
37:00 <bunyip> everytime someone says 5-0 i think they mean cops
39:00 <Serenity> URAFGTJOHN
40:00 <bunyip> :p
40:00 <bunyip> URAFGT
40:00 <bunyip> awesome number plates
41:00 <Serenity> haha
41:00 <Serenity> brrrt
41:00 <spence> Homogay
41:00 <bunyip> h0m0g4y
42:00 <spence> Bunyip lol
42:00 <spence> homo
42:00 <spence> Nah hi
42:00 <bunyip> you can call me al
43:00 <spence> Al how are ya
43:00 <bunyip> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA 
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al (Jun 16, 2011) 4:36 - Category: Music - 5,179,432 views - 25,136 likes (97.8%), 557 dislikes (2.2%)
43:00 <spence> ghey
43:00 <bunyip> 9===B
43:00 <spence> bumnip
43:00 <bunyip> get some defomred dick intoya
43:00 <jinkens> http://imgur.com/r5FKMFE
43:00 <spence> get my Dick in ya
44:00 <bunyip> i like the jacket and no tie look
44:00 <bunyip> i might bring it back
44:00 <spence> Lolz
44:00 <spence> nice
45:00 <partay> bunyip: Do you sit in the special seats on public transport ?
45:00 <spence> lolz
45:00 <bunyip> yep
45:00 <bunyip> next to your mum
45:00 <spence> I did today Ahahaha
45:00 <bunyip> we hold hands
45:00 <bunyip> we do other things too
45:00 <partay> She's a caret for spastics 
45:00 <spence> stay away from normal peeps
45:00 <bunyip> but i won't go innot that in front of you
46:00 <partay> So that makes sense 
46:00 <bunyip> you are now my son
46:00 <spence> Lol
46:00 <spence> Bunyip is my love child
47:00 <bunyip> lol
47:00 <bunyip> partay is from the gay part of wichita
47:00 <spence> what?
47:00 <spence> Lolz
47:00 <spence> partgay?
47:00 <bunyip> ;)
48:00 <spence> Liinda sup nigga
48:00 <Liinda> Not much spence u
48:00 <partay> I have 4 sista wives 
49:00 <spence> Just chillin couple froffies
49:00 <Liinda> are u from tassie partay? :P
49:00 <spence> hard day today
49:00 <Liinda> Interceptor, it better be the soft plastic kinds
49:00 <spence> 3 hours lol
49:00 <beehhh> bzz
49:00 <bunyip> <-- turntable assasin
49:00 <Liinda> lol 3 hours. 
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey liinda
49:00 <Liinda> heys omfgbbqhax xx
49:00 <Interceptor> always :)
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am from tassie
50:00 <bunyip> so fried
50:00 <Liinda> Beehh i am impressed you knew how to spell that
50:00 <spence> 2 headed cunt
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> Whats your problem liinda
50:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> i also know its meaning
50:00 <Liinda> omfgbbqhax do you have sista wives?
50:00 <bunyip> (he loves them)
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> No but I hav 2 heada
51:00 <Serenity> i wish i was a sister wife
51:00 <Serenity> how fun
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> One on my shoukders 
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> And one in my pants
51:00 <Liinda> lol
51:00 <spence> Llolz
51:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> Liinda at what age were you the most beautiful?
51:00 <partay> Serenity: That can be arranged 
51:00 <Liinda> AnitaSarkeesian I get better woth age so cant quite tell you
52:00 <Liinda> *with
52:00 <bunyip> i want you to spell for me new york
52:00 <Serenity> lol
52:00 <couleurs> hi Liinda 
52:00 <Liinda> heys couleurs x
52:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> another day is gone
52:00 <Liinda> wb omf
52:00 <Serenity> i think polygamy is illegal partay
53:00 <bunyip> not in the gay part of wichita
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am watching tv so msg me if u want to chat
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Cbf with chan
53:00 <bunyip> wb piet
53:00 <crash> good game omfgbbqhax 
53:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> my sem has start girls are pushing
53:00 <Liinda> what u watching omfgbbqhax
53:00 <crash> went off to chop :P
53:00 <crash> lol
53:00 <shadsam> lindaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Porn
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> So msg me if u want
53:00 <Liinda> shadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddssss
54:00 <Liinda> lol
54:00 <Shadsss> lol
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Might take me a bit to reply
54:00 <Shadsss> uploading to youtube
54:00 <Shadsss> just made a video and song
54:00 <Shadsss> brb
54:00 <bunyip> brb mowing the lawn
55:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> time has stuck for me
55:00 <bunyip> jks fuck that shit
55:00 <Shadsss> lol
55:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> i'd have to go elsewhere now
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Crah u suck at bf4
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Crash
55:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> more fire on its way towards melbourne
56:00 <bunyip> no
56:00 <bunyip> stop spreading propaganda
56:00 <bunyip> tony abbott will put it out
56:00 <Liinda> and disease
56:00 <Liinda> yeah tony abbott puts out
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> My last name is a disease
56:00 <bunyip> half man half amazin'
57:00 <Liinda> oh?
57:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/fireys-winning-after-emergency-alert-for-bushfire-near-lake-eppalock-in-central-victoria/story-fni0fit3-1226795970319
57:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> tony abbott is a sydney man
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> And no I wont say what my last name is on here
57:00 <bunyip> fuck off
57:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> he works around nsw
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its a vanarial disease
57:00 <bunyip> die cunt
58:00 <bunyip> die beehhh
58:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> that took an effort to type my name
58:00 <bunyip> die
59:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> i'm not a cwoard like you, i'll walk away
59:00 <Liinda> i did not sleep at all last night
59:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> (*coward
59:00 <bunyip> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwak1ued_Bc 
59:00 <doctor> did you have work today Liinda?
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cheap Sober - The Hunt For Cash (May 21, 2012) 4:01 - Category: Music - 41,378 views - 122 likes (93.8%), 8 dislikes (6.2%)
59:00 <Liinda> yeah doctor
59:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> Liinda do you want to sleep with me
59:00 <bunyip> #AussieHipHop
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Liinda if u were with me you would not sleep for a week
59:00 <doctor> I could never sleep when I had work the next day
59:00 <Liinda> no NeuropsychiatricPatient
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Or walk for a week
00:00 <Liinda> doctor yeah could be it, but been like this for a few days
00:00 <Liinda> lol omfgbbqhax
00:00 <NeuropsychiatricPatient> i'm going for my evening walk soon
00:00 <crash> omfgbbqhax: nah the first game you sucked haha
00:00 <Student> On the other hand, i sleep well when i have work the next day 
00:00 <crash> you camp in one spot way to much
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah because I was chosing guns
01:00 <crash> run n gun
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
01:00 <beehhh> it wasnt funny to evicting me cause only someone didnt have the voice but I has
01:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2534300/Court-orders-autistic-mans-teeth-removed-Decision-taken-closed-doors-stop-self-harming.html
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Brb
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Liinda msg me
01:00 <crash> i got cleaned up and omfgbbqhax is behind me (i thought bbq has him)
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> Kthx
01:00 <spence> Lol beehhh u Arab fuckwitt
02:00 <doctor> That's where it's headed Bastardly_One
02:00 <beehhh> i survived the harsh slum condition and measles infected water in bangladesh beach what else world wants from a man whose been through alot
03:00 <bunyip> fuckyas
03:00 <beehhh> http://media.tumblr.com/5edb790c8e65146d18c4724f9ba0431a/tumblr_inline_mjf88ugG9b1qz4rgp.jpg
03:00 <beehhh> this isnt fair
04:00 <beehhh> nevermind i'll rewrite the history this time be alone and free
05:00 <Liinda> ITaL^GuY allo
06:00 <ITaL^GuY> hiya Liinda
06:00 <beehhh> ITaL^GuY is bi
06:00 <ITaL^GuY> nope
06:00 <Liinda> you wish he was
06:00 <beehhh> true i wish 
06:00 <Liinda> im not sharing him with u beehhh
06:00 <Liinda> :P
07:00 <ITaL^GuY> lol
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am bi
07:00 <ITaL^GuY> you scaring me beehhh
07:00 <Liinda> lol
07:00 <beehhh> lol
07:00 <beehhh> my fart smells like cinnamon
08:00 <Liinda> too much chai
08:00 <Ambitron> die
08:00 <beehhh> oats with cinnamon and lots of green tea
10:00 <Ambitron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tesv_mek03w 
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Illy - "Cigarettes (ft. Hue Blanes)" (Jul 27, 2011) 3:43 - Category: Music - 201,194 views - 1,059 likes (98%), 22 dislikes (2%)
10:00 <couleurs> Ice Cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <Student> can be more fun if that was "burger" instead of "berger"
10:00 <beehhh> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7xC_pG9Sh9o/Ua9btP9OJpI/AAAAAAAAB4o/cTre0rOZYiE/s1600/2013-06-05+19.41.46.jpg
10:00 <beehhh> see you guys later
10:00 <berger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cxnpqul2vs
10:00 <Ambitron> remember when Student wasn't talking?
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snowmine - Dialects Album Teaser - [Official] [HD] (Dec 19, 2013) 4:13 - Category: Music - 2,034 views - 64 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <Ambitron> that was cool
11:00 <couleurs> Bye beehhh you stupid son of a bich
11:00 <Liinda> old track Ambitron, but cool
11:00 <Liinda> fine, gooooooooooooooo
11:00 <crash> hi Liinda 
11:00 <spence> Hey homos
12:00 <Liinda> hai crash
12:00 <crash> hey spence 
12:00 <spence> Sup crash bandicoot
12:00 <couleurs> what teh heck is this berger 
12:00 <Nikky`> crash :o)
12:00 <Serenity> mmm
12:00 <Serenity> burger
12:00 <crash> hey Nikky` :)
12:00 <spence> lol bergertron
12:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
12:00 <spence> Mmmmmmm banana
12:00 <Serenity> burgerclops
13:00 <crash> don't everyone speak at once
13:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
13:00 <crash> dead in here
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhhhhhh
13:00 <spence> Bergereater
13:00 <spence> fat Kent
14:00 <couleurs> Sounds Gay!!!!!
14:00 <spence> boom crash opera
14:00 <berger> :-)
14:00 <spence> Couleurs sounds gayer
14:00 <spence> gayer than Sydney
15:00 <spence> u poof
15:00 <spence> lolz
15:00 <Liinda> burgerflaps
15:00 <couleurs> k
15:00 <spence> Flappychops
16:00 <crash> Nikky`: omfgbbqhax beat me in bf4
16:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3ht_q6ube0
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra - Fuck Off Get Free We Pour Light On Everything (Full Album) (Dec 29, 2013) 49:15 - Category: Music - 2,798 views - 56 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:00 <crash> but luck i had him on my side
16:00 <crash> think we won
16:00 <couleurs> F*ck Y*ah !
16:00 <Nikky`> then do better
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> We won
16:00 <crash> i always the forward guy Nikky` 
16:00 <spence> Soft nikky
16:00 <crash> looking out for my old mate omfgbbqhax 
16:00 <Student> "Crabstick Burger" yum yum 
16:00 <crash> but camps to much
17:00 <Nikky`> How am I soft?
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
17:00 <crash> to touch Nikky` 
17:00 <Nikky`> haha
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> I camped for like 5 mins
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> Handing out med kits
17:00 <Shadsss> http://youtu.be/i4JFZQQZKpU
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Analogue Church RAVIN SLUTS (Original Mix) video 2014 01 06 19 35 21 DJ Bonez :XD (Jan 6, 2014) 0 - Category: Music - No views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> And trying to blow up a tank
17:00 <Liinda> that ur track shads?
17:00 <crash> i want to camp at Nikky`s place
18:00 <crash> like pitch a tent
18:00 <Nikky`> pitch up a tent in my small courtyard?
18:00 <crash> can't be done ?
18:00 <crash> you will have to let me in if it gets to cold though
18:00 <Nikky`> Not really
18:00 <Liinda> tight squeeze lol
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its a tight fit nikky
18:00 <crash> or if i get hungry
18:00 <Nikky`> lol never
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol liinda
19:00 <spence> I'm hungry for fanny
19:00 <crash> well thats just mean
19:00 <spence> Lolz
19:00 <Nikky`> I'll hand you food thru garage door
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Anywah
19:00 <crash> and a big list of things to be done around the house
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Msg me if u need me
19:00 <Student> or may be garage window to be safe :)
19:00 <crash> just how i like my women
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> More porn
19:00 <Nikky`> Sure
20:00 <couleurs> https://31.media.tumblr.com/02904243162e05d0157a2ec8b36a131b/tumblr_myyditxpbf1qdy3soo1_1280.png
20:00 <couleurs> omg.........
20:00 <spence> Lil
20:00 <spence> lol
20:00 <couleurs> whatchu thinken bout
20:00 <Liinda> willis
20:00 <spence> Couleurs ur pussy
20:00 <couleurs> B)
21:00 <spence> its hairy n juicy
21:00 <spence> isn't it
21:00 <Liinda> wb AngrymanXL i missed you
21:00 <couleurs> https://31.media.tumblr.com/26bf978bb26078ee2307fe42799522ca/tumblr_myyditxpbf1qdy3soo2_1280.png
21:00 <spence> lol angrymanxl
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
21:00 <couleurs> lol thom yorke
21:00 <spence> what a homo
21:00 <Liinda> who's the chickie? she's cool
21:00 <couleurs> https://31.media.tumblr.com/a5ab6aee17f7630527db712a47cc6a78/tumblr_myyditxpbf1qdy3soo3_1280.png
21:00 <Student> Conversation 
21:00 <couleurs> thom yorke with a migrane
22:00 <couleurs> BNP
22:00 <couleurs> best new pics
22:00 <Liinda> dunno what that means
22:00 <couleurs> thank u Liinda 
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Skype time
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bbl
23:00 <spence> Skypy
23:00 <Nikky`> omfgbbqhax is a skype slut now
23:00 <spence> skypey Skype 
24:00 <Liinda> sexy skypy time
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lucky I dont have u on there nikky
24:00 <Nikky`> It is lucky
24:00 <spence> Would u show her your little peenie?
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am naked in bed
24:00 <Nikky`> haha
24:00 <spence> Fe
24:00 <spence> lol
24:00 <Zade> would you need to borrow some glasses Nikky`?
25:00 <spence> I'm naked too
25:00 <Nikky`> I might need some
25:00 <Zade> thought so
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> I only have 2 people on skype
25:00 <spence> holding my member
25:00 <spence> its throbbing
25:00 <Nikky`> in case it escapes?
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Anyway
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bye
26:00 <spence> It has been known to Fuck around
26:00 <Nikky`> I bet
26:00 <Nikky`> ok omfgbbqhax
26:00 <Liinda> Shadsss that was a long track
26:00 <Atari> zzzzzzz
27:00 <spence> It's as big as Chicago Illinois I've been told
27:00 <Liinda> *track, not *ock
27:00 <Shadsss> sorta.
27:00 <spence> bloooody huuuge
27:00 <Atari> cough
27:00 <Atari> errr
27:00 <Liinda> *cock
27:00 <Shadsss> 8 mins..
27:00 <spence> lolx
27:00 <Atari> i am alive
27:00 <spence> gimme 2 min she b wanting to marry a nigga
27:00 <Student> sure?
28:00 <AngrymanXL> Why is partitioning a disk drive so difficult on linux?
28:00 <Liinda> i need to pee
28:00 <Shadsss> hmm
28:00 <spence> lol Linux...so gay
28:00 <AngrymanXL> It's so much easier on Windows.
28:00 <Atari> doctor, i need to go to the hospital, my leg has thrombosed from the flu
28:00 <Atari> whole body is aching like all fuck
28:00 <spence> Atari too much river raid 
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Go to bes
28:00 <Atari> yeah
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bed
28:00 <Atari> i just got up
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> Go back
29:00 <Atari> i dont usually sleep for fucking 12 hours
29:00 <Atari> i did today
29:00 <spence> Get a job atari
29:00 <Shadsss> time for a pipe
29:00 <spence> u fucking mooch
29:00 <Student> can we copy the videos out of vimeo?
29:00 <crash> Nikky`: can you change your quit message
29:00 <crash> its old now
29:00 <couleurs> who's spence Liinda? they're annoying
29:00 <crash> let it go
29:00 <spence> shadsss ur s druggy
29:00 <crash> we need a new one for 2014
30:00 <Shadsss> only sometimes.
30:00 <Atari> will someone just shoot me
30:00 <Shadsss> lol.
30:00 <Shadsss> lolool
30:00 <spence> full time drugpig
30:00 <Liinda> i cant remember who spence is
30:00 <spence> u will be injecting soon 
30:00 <Liinda> you all change nicks
30:00 <Liinda> i get confuzzled
31:00 <thestig> spence is a brother from another mother
31:00 <spence> I'm spence make
31:00 <spence> the one n only
31:00 <Student> no heart + no brain 
31:00 <Liinda> STIGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
31:00 <spence> thestig 
31:00 <spence> thank u bruvvy
32:00 <spence> from nuvva muvvy lol
32:00 <Liinda> im the sista from a diff mista
32:00 <spence> lolz
32:00 <Atari> i like top gear
32:00 <spence> nice!
32:00 <Student> http://vimeo.com/82289780
32:00 <Atari> good show
33:00 <spence> Atari likes top gear (heroin)
33:00 <spence> lolz
33:00 <spence> druggo
33:00 <Liinda> little fockers is on 
33:00 <Shadsss> dudes
33:00 <spence> really
33:00 <Atari> richard used to be a pro race car driver
33:00 <spence> what Chan?
33:00 <Liinda> 10
33:00 <Atari> hammond
33:00 <spence> Liinda
33:00 <Shadsss> whats a good video maker
33:00 <spence> thanks :)
33:00 <couleurs> who wants to watch it together!!!!!!!!!!
33:00 <ITaL^GuY> ben stiler is junk
34:00 <Atari> Shadsss. try freemake
34:00 <Atari> freemake
34:00 <spence> Atari likes the cold steel on the inner elbow
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lethal justice is in
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> On
34:00 <Shadsss> can u add music mp3s3
34:00 <Atari> yes
34:00 <spence> yrp
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Steven seagal
34:00 <Shadsss> thankyou sir
34:00 <Atari> it is opensource
34:00 <Shadsss> okies
34:00 <Shadsss> brb
34:00 <Shadsss> http://youtu.be/i4JFZQQZKpU
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Analogue Church RAVIN SLUTS (Original Mix) video 2014 01 06 19 35 21 DJ Bonez :XD (Jan 6, 2014) 8:38 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
35:00 <Shadsss> lol
35:00 <couleurs> okay :(
35:00 <Liinda> OMG
35:00 <Atari> http://www.freemake.com/download?id=FreemakeVideoConverter.exe
35:00 <Liinda> I forgot to go pee
35:00 <spence> Did u wee ur undies
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> Amz
35:00 <spence> ?
36:00 <spence> Or Poo?
36:00 <Student> wee ur undies sound like a very very old person 
36:00 <berger> bleh
36:00 <spence> Lol I am old
36:00 <berger> #stillsick
36:00 <Atari> hope that link worked
36:00 <Student> now a days they actually make "adult pampers" for "disable people" like Liinda
37:00 <berger> hrury up internet and upload new bobs burger episode
37:00 <couleurs> :rollseyes:
37:00 <Atari> i can upload at 1500kbps which is good, download is 2gbps
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yay for u
38:00 <couleurs> what bs!!!!!!!
38:00 <Atari> it is only because i am near the city and the exchange mate
38:00 <Atari> nothing special
38:00 <couleurs> 2gbps lmao
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> U make it seem like it is special
38:00 <Atari> speedtest ?
38:00 <couleurs> r u in japan
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Anyway
39:00 <Atari> anyway
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Time to have a wank
39:00 <Atari> optus is great
39:00 <couleurs> yes do 1 4 me
39:00 <crash> hai Maurice 
39:00 <Liinda> still not done omfgbbqhax
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lijnda I was busy trying to talk to u
39:00 <Zade> so Shadsss, when you doing the liquid or garage remix? 
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> Liinda
40:00 <Liinda> hehe
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> ! When is shads going to make good music 
41:00 <crash> or a good remix of someone elses
42:00 <Atari> i got cable tv, a phone with unlimited calls to mobile phones,,,, for free, local and interstate free..., including landline calls to mobiles and landlines free interstate and local... plus 500gb internet, for $110
42:00 <Atari> no other isp beats that
42:00 <Zade> i suspect omfghbqhax has gone to find his penis to show nikky
42:00 <couleurs> where da speedtest old man
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> [20:40] ** You can't join the channel #sex because you're banned (mode +b)
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> Wtf
43:00 <Atari> http://speedtest.ookla.com/result/2446382508.png
43:00 <Atari> i am downl;oading 45 files now
44:00 <Atari> using half my bandwidth
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> U are a liar
45:00 <Atari> ok
45:00 <Atari> so that link is a lie eh ?
45:00 <Atari> indeed
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yep
45:00 <Atari> it shows the time it was done
45:00 <Atari> top right hand corner
45:00 <couleurs> that's not 2gbs that's 100mbit
46:00 <Atari> and i said, i am downloading files
46:00 <Atari> which is taking up my bandwidth
46:00 <couleurs> what a fucken liar
46:00 <Atari> Download Speed: 96589 kbps (12073.6 KB/sec transfer rate
47:00 <Atari> 100,000 kbps is 1gbps
47:00 <Atari> learn math
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Stop on downloadin from and redo test
47:00 <Pyro-> because internet speed proves yopu're a man
47:00 <Atari> laugh till you choke
48:00 <Maurice> So does dick size
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> And paste your ip
48:00 <Maurice> Thats how I know I'm a man
48:00 <couleurs> that's still not 2gbps
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have a small cick
48:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. but internet speed is more important
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> Cock
48:00 <couleurs> that's why i asked if you was in japan.....
48:00 <Atari> rofl
49:00 <Atari> I am in Melbourne
49:00 <Pyro-> need something for the nerds to argue over
49:00 <couleurs> you're just on optus cable
49:00 <Atari> "just"
49:00 <Atari> rofl
49:00 <couleurs> yeah
50:00 <couleurs> i'm on fibre
50:00 <Atari> hahahah
50:00 <couleurs> my dicks bigger
50:00 <Atari> i am on fibre optic
50:00 <couleurs> i win!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <Atari> that is why the speed is that fast
50:00 <Kynetic> what is the best neil young song
52:00 <couleurs> 2 hard 2 pik
53:00 <Atari> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An2a1_Do_fc
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NEIL YOUNG - OLD MAN (Jan 16, 2009) 4:09 - Category: Music - 1,710,492 views - 8,847 likes (98.1%), 174 dislikes (1.9%)
54:00 <couleurs> no
54:00 <couleurs> u suk
54:00 <berger> on the beach... when tom sings it  <couleurs> :rollseyes:
54:00 <couleurs> lol
55:00 <couleurs> thank u
58:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 fifa
58:00 <couleurs> it's cold as tits
59:00 <AngrymanXL> is it not possible to create an ext4 partition on an external HDD?
00:00 <couleurs> yes u can
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> La la la
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Time to sleeo
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sleep
02:00 <couleurs> just use gparted
02:00 <couleurs> or the command line if that fails
02:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> gparted rocks
02:00 <Atari> ./quit
02:00 <AngrymanXL> I did use gparted. I spent 3 hours trying to partition an external hdd to ext3/4 and it just didn't work
02:00 <couleurs> what happens?
02:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> dont' blame gparted bro
02:00 <couleurs> it's probably locked
02:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> it's quality freeware
03:00 <AngrymanXL> my hdd becomes unrecognisable and i have to unplug it.
03:00 <AngrymanXL> I formated it to ntfs and it works.
04:00 <couleurs> weird
04:00 <AngrymanXL> the hdd is for a pvr and it needs ext4 partition to work.
06:00 <couleurs> try command line
06:00 <couleurs> that usually works
06:00 <couleurs> http://superuser.com/questions/643765/creating-ext4-partition-from-console
06:00 <couleurs> there
10:00 <Atari> AngrymanXL, how big is that hdd man ?
10:00 <couleurs> 2gbps
10:00 <Atari> you could format it to fat
10:00 <AngrymanXL> 230gb
11:00 <Atari> then it can read on a tv
11:00 <couleurs> lol
12:00 <AngrymanXL> Error fsyncing/closing /dev/sde: Input/output error  wtf does that mean?
12:00 <Atari> hdd sync failure
12:00 <Atari> i would not worry about it
12:00 <Atari> but you need to do it in fat
13:00 <Atari> not fat32
13:00 <Atari> fat
13:00 <AngrymanXL> I only have Fat16 and Fat32 as options.
13:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> fat32 no good bro
13:00 <Atari> fat16
13:00 <Atari> that is fat
14:00 <Atari> do it in fat 16, see how much space it offers
14:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> mkv avc, files larger than 4gig
14:00 <berger> faust32
14:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> 1080p is big
14:00 <AngrymanXL> fat16 only gives me a max of 4gb
14:00 <couleurs> hehe @ berger
14:00 <Atari> fuck
14:00 <Atari> dont worry about it
15:00 <Atari> stick to ntfs
15:00 <AngrymanXL> I dont think my pvr can read ntfs.
15:00 <couleurs> Atari is a dumass he doesn't know 2gbps from 1gbps to 1mbit 
15:00 <Atari> see how much fat32 offers you AngrymanXL
15:00 <Atari> just for keeps sake
16:00 <AngrymanXL> Fat32 uses the whole hdd.
17:00 <Atari> hmmm
17:00 <Atari> may be worth trying
17:00 <Atari> need to backup files
17:00 <AngrymanXL> doesn't fat 32 have a 4gb file limit?
17:00 <Atari> no Adonis
17:00 <Atari> they expanded it
17:00 <Atari> AngrymanXL
18:00 <Atari> 98 se did it
18:00 <Atari> you could give it a go, think it will be compatible if you plus the hdd direct to tv
19:00 <Atari> plug
19:00 <couleurs> pug
20:00 <couleurs> pug 98
20:00 <AngrymanXL> I think the pvr itself is fucked.
20:00 <Atari> 98 was cool :) hehe
21:00 <Atari> windows 2000 was better but
21:00 <couleurs> fuk u
21:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> http://youtu.be/PbLBp3-4IlQ?t=18m35s
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brazilian Wax - Full Procedure - HD (Nov 27, 2013) - Category: Howto and Style - 653,791 views - 1,453 likes (73.8%), 516 dislikes (26.2%)
23:00 <Atari> i didnt realise that detoxing from booze was going to be this hard
23:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> sorry to hear that Atari
23:00 <Atari> i can fight it
23:00 <Atari> dont worry
23:00 <Atari> i took a heap of xanax and became addicted
24:00 <Atari> went cold turkey
24:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> dr's recommend valium
24:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> long halflife
24:00 <Atari> i aint on any meds other then panadol
24:00 <Atari> fuck drugs
25:00 <Atari> i dont care if this takes weeks
25:00 <Atari> it will teach me a lesson
25:00 <Atari> i thought that once a week drinking was nothing
25:00 <Atari> i drink a whole bottle straight of whiskey
25:00 <Atari> on a friday
26:00 <Atari> pass the fuck out
26:00 <Atari> and it still adds to the damage
26:00 <Atari> i didn't realise it till now, i am not calling doctor
26:00 <Atari> fuck that
28:00 <Atari> i been sleeping ok but
28:00 <Atari> at least that has given me hope
28:00 <Atari> some people dont get to sleep
28:00 <Atari> it irritates them
29:00 <Serenity> what the complete fuck is happening
29:00 <Atari> hehe
29:00 <Atari> dunno
29:00 <Atari> my insanity ?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> *wanders back in*
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking spastics
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and you
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but not you
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and also YOU
30:00 <Atari> and you and you and you and you and you
30:00 <Atari> get's the green pill out
31:00 <couleurs> who's Atari even talking 2 Serenity ???
31:00 <couleurs> what did u get 4 xmas pupkins
31:00 <Atari> Serenity, try Glen Campbell
31:00 <Serenity> i dont even know couleurs
31:00 <couleurs> thank u
31:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> Atari is sick
32:00 <Serenity> i got new cooking books and alcohol anddd a new tackle bag andddddddd chocolate andd a heap of other shit no one really needs lol
32:00 <spence> Pupkins received my cock for xmas
32:00 <Atari> but not dying AnitaSarkeesian
32:00 <couleurs> coooool
32:00 <Atari> relax :)
32:00 <Serenity> whats a glen campbell
32:00 <spence> Atari you suck nigga
32:00 <Bastardly_One> A brain-dead Texas woman is being kept alive against her own and her family's wishes so her body can incubate her foetus.
33:00 <Atari> he is a beautiful singer Serenity
33:00 <Atari> he is one of the best in country music
33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/01/05/marlise-munoz-life-support-foetus_n_4545220.html
33:00 <Bastardly_One> like a rhinestone cowboy
33:00 <couleurs> that's how Pieter was born
33:00 <Atari> :)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he sung that
33:00 <Atari> yup
34:00 <spence> Cocksucking cowboy
34:00 <spence> good drop
34:00 <Atari> i rode to that song on a horse in 1983 when i was 15
34:00 <Atari> now i am just a fat fuck :)
34:00 <spence> not the cum.....
34:00 <spence> fat fucker
34:00 <Atari> Midnight Cowboy with Al Pacino is a good movie
35:00 <spence> Atari lose some kgz nigga
35:00 <spence> u fat like a mofucker
35:00 <spence> Where's pandasdontdrive
35:00 <couleurs> RIP Al Pacino
35:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
35:00 <spence> that's my boy!!
36:00 <spence> I do
36:00 <Atari> say hello to my little friend
36:00 <spence> he's the trippiest cunt on here
36:00 <spence> lolz
36:00 <Atari> bendehos
36:00 <crash> why am i going insane
37:00 <spence> Everyone's cool here but he is funny 
37:00 <crash> something is failing
37:00 <crash> most likely me
37:00 <crash> could be everything else though
37:00 <spence> Makes me laugh 
37:00 <spence> Like u said b1 I'm easily amused lol
39:00 <Atari> she's passed out on xanax spence
39:00 <Atari> NikAway
39:00 <couleurs> what did u get 4 xmas berger 
40:00 <spence> A whopper??
40:00 <Atari> ultimate whopper is the best :)
41:00 <spence> What u get Couleurs???
41:00 <spence> Derwents?
41:00 <Liinda> I loved Derwents!
41:00 <crash> herpes
41:00 <spence> U r correct Atari
41:00 <Liinda> whopper jnr with cheese
41:00 <Atari> ultimate whopper has bacon and egg
41:00 <Atari> fuckn greased out shit
41:00 <Liinda> oh yum, with bbq sauce
41:00 <spence> I love detwents too!!
42:00 <Atari> plus 2 patties
42:00 <Liinda> *drools*
42:00 <crash> lol
42:00 <Serenity> mmmm whopper
42:00 <crash> its a meal in itself ?
42:00 <Liinda> but i dont eat that shit often
42:00 <Serenity> untimate double whopper has like 1200 calories in it
42:00 <spence> Mmmmmmm dubz q p
42:00 <Serenity> lol
42:00 <Atari> its disgusting
42:00 <Liinda> hardens the arteries
42:00 <crash> Serenity: yeah but you still feel hungry 2 hours later
42:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity: :)
42:00 <Serenity> thats because theyre empty calories
42:00 <spence> serenity that's where its at girl :)
42:00 <Serenity> its just fat n salt
43:00 <Serenity> heya dems
43:00 <spence> love that shit
43:00 <Serenity> i couldnt eat one but they are tastey
43:00 <DemonsRun> what's new?
43:00 <spence> too tasty
43:00 <spence> way too yum
43:00 <spence> Mmm mmmmm
43:00 <Serenity> not much really
43:00 <Serenity> you?
43:00 <crash> i like cheese burgers
43:00 <crash> and even that is like 5 a year
44:00 <Serenity> i like maccas cheeseburgers
44:00 <spence> Softcock
44:00 <crash> same
44:00 <Liinda> i like nandos
44:00 <Serenity> nandos is so over rated
44:00 <crash> only thing i like from maccas
44:00 <spence> cheeseburgers for 3 yr olds
44:00 <crash> never had nandos once ;/
44:00 <DemonsRun> just climbed into bed
44:00 <spence> ultimate whopper for men
44:00 <Serenity> i had a whopper this week it was my first in months and will be my last for a while too
44:00 <spence> lolz
44:00 <crash> hungry jacks is aweful
44:00 <spence> and serenity
44:00 <Liinda> flavour is good, just dont like the inconsistency of the chicken size
44:00 <Serenity> bacon deluxe is good
45:00 <crash> and don't say the chips are great
45:00 <crash> i don't give a fuck about the chips
45:00 <Liinda> red rooster chips are nom
45:00 <spence> lumpy dacks is good
45:00 <Serenity> kfc chips
45:00 <Serenity> nom nom
45:00 <spence> Nom
45:00 <crash> kfc chips(if you call them that) 1 potato per wedge
45:00 <spence> Nom Nom
45:00 <crash> kfc don't sell chips
45:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> Liinda they say the secret to red rooster chips is chicken salt but you didn't hear that from me
46:00 <spence> with heaps of dust serenity on the KFC chips
46:00 <Shadsss> hi
46:00 <spence> Nom
46:00 <spence> nom
46:00 <partay> lol
46:00 <Shadsss> lolololol
46:00 <Serenity> woops
46:00 <Liinda> lol kicked for noming
46:00 <Shadsss> hahahah spence
46:00 <Serenity> `op
46:00 <crash> lol
46:00 <DemonsRun> everytime
46:00 <Bastardly_One> damn you
46:00 <Shadsss> spence is cool
46:00 <stebie> bad spence
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of left him banned
46:00 <Shadsss> brb dj
46:00 <DemonsRun> you think he'd learn
46:00 <crash> yeah don't repeat
46:00 <stebie> *of=have
46:00 <Shadsss> hey stebie
47:00 <Shadsss> :D
47:00 <Serenity> i dont mind him
47:00 <stebie> ey Shadsss
47:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it ... I did it again thanks stebie for the correction
47:00 <stebie> u r welkum b1
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he's alright ... he's just deluded into thinking Pandas is cool
47:00 <DemonsRun> dusty <3
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck no
47:00 <Bastardly_One> who let you in?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> brat <3
47:00 <DemonsRun> don't be means
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that's no fun though
48:00 <DemonsRun> I'm all grumpy & shut
48:00 <DemonsRun> shit*
48:00 <DemonsRun> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and shut
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so many lines, so little time
49:00 <DemonsRun> fuck up
49:00 <DemonsRun> sir
49:00 <crash> wb Nikky` 
49:00 <Atari> wah hapn 2 simba?
49:00 <Nikky`> Thanks crash
49:00 <Bastardly_One> who's up? are they hot?
49:00 <Serenity> mm tuna and corn
49:00 <DemonsRun> very
49:00 <DemonsRun> identical twin
50:00 <berger> lol the national singing lindas thanksgiving song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KExughc7RE0
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The National - Thanksgiving Song [from Bob's Burgers] (Nov 19, 2012) 1:22 - Category: Music - 64,103 views - 436 likes (97.5%), 11 dislikes (2.5%)
51:00 <crash> Serenity: seems like a strange combo
51:00 <Serenity> are you kidding
51:00 <crash> tuna and lemon pepper for life
51:00 <Serenity> tuna and corn is the best combo
51:00 <crash> and the herb one
51:00 <Liinda> oh, back
52:00 <Serenity> wb
52:00 <Atari> tuna and peas is normal
52:00 <crash> eww
52:00 <Atari> she changed the peas to corn
52:00 <Serenity> gross
52:00 <Serenity> no one eats tuna and peas
52:00 <crash> corn would be better in that case
52:00 <DemonsRun> tuna mornay with corn
52:00 <Shadsss> lol
52:00 <Shadsss> yuk
53:00 <Serenity> absolutely DemonsRun
53:00 <Serenity> nom nom nom
53:00 <DemonsRun> yummmm
53:00 <Serenity> tuna fritters with corn too
53:00 <DemonsRun> ik what I'm having for lunch tomorrow
53:00 <Atari> why don't you try brussel sprouts with tuna
53:00 <Liinda> ty
53:00 <Serenity> because thats rank
53:00 <DemonsRun> the bf doesn't like tuna
53:00 <Liinda> tuna and beans is nice
53:00 <crash> Serenity: have you found me a gf yet
53:00 <couleurs> tuna 2 meet u
53:00 <Liinda> comes in a can, heat it up in a pot, and add it to cooked pasta, NOM
54:00 <Liinda> does irc have a dating channel?
54:00 <Liinda> #irclessinseattle
54:00 <couleurs> yes this is it
54:00 <Liinda> oh
54:00 <partay> this is the dating channel
54:00 <crash> im just going to pay Serenity money til she finds me someone
54:00 <partay> crash good luck
54:00 <Liinda> crash, I'll find you a woman
54:00 <crash> you saying Serenity wouldn't be able to do it ?
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <partay> not if she likes the person
55:00 <crash> Serenity knows where the chicks are at
55:00 <Liinda> Nah, jut giving you more chances.. 2 ppl looking is better than 21
55:00 <Liinda> 1 even lol
55:00 <partay> is Liinda tidy?
55:00 <Atari> Daryl Braithwaite Serenity
55:00 <couleurs> ur obsessed with bob berger, berger 
56:00 <couleurs> get a hoby
56:00 <crash> wb spence
56:00 <crash> spence 
56:00 <crash> spence
57:00 <crash> close one
57:00 <spence> Thanks bruv
57:00 <crash> nearly repeated myself
57:00 <spence> Lolz
57:00 <spence> Nom Nom
57:00 <berger> is being a bitch a hoby bc thats ur fav thing to do
57:00 <crash> sarcasm - doesn't suit me
58:00 <couleurs> hehe 
58:00 <spence> No crash u suck at it
58:00 <crash> to subtle ?
58:00 <crash> i try to make it engaging
58:00 <spence> u r so cool crash .....
58:00 <spence> c I'm good at it
59:00 <crash> thanks for the self esteem boost spence 
59:00 <Shadsss> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoB3zWS18v8
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ANALOGUE CHURCH * DJBONEZ - RAVEN SLUTS (Oiriginal Mix) utilising the focusrite liquid mix 2014 (Jan 6, 2014) 9:04 - Category: People and Blogs - No views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:00 <spence> I was being sarcastic dude
59:00 <spence> Nah jk
59:00 <crash> oh, i should be hurt then :P
59:00 <spence> Nah ur cute
00:00 <crash> yeah but now i see your 'true' side
00:00 <spence> The sarcastic side?
00:00 <crash> sarcastic spence
00:00 <crash> kick you when your down
01:00 <spence> Lol
01:00 <spence> that's true
01:00 <spence> I would do that
01:00 <crash> you need the advantage anyway :P
01:00 <spence> ur still cute though
01:00 <spence> I do I know
01:00 <spence> thanks
02:00 <spence> for the compassion
02:00 <crash> like when i was close to beating Nikky` in her favorite game
02:00 <Nikky`> Never
02:00 <spence> No way!
02:00 <crash> i took the fall
02:00 <Nikky`> lol 
02:00 <crash> Nikky` :P
02:00 <spence> U don't know me crash
03:00 <crash> nah Nikky` is kinda smarter than me
03:00 <crash> der
03:00 <Nikky`> :P
03:00 <spence> I din the show here
03:00 <spence> run
03:00 <spence> lolz
03:00 <spence> know what I'm saying bruv?
03:00 <spence> Lmfao
03:00 <crash> first few games i was like yeah playing a game
03:00 <spence> Nah?
04:00 <crash> then i noticed it was serious
04:00 <crash> so can't count those games i reckon
04:00 <crash> :P
04:00 <spence> Lolz fockers ahahahahahaha
04:00 <Nikky`> lol you idiot
06:00 <crash> Nikky`: you sleepy yet ?
06:00 <crash> or something good on tv ?
06:00 <Liinda> i think they both just died
06:00 <Liinda> the fockers, on tv
06:00 <Nikky`> Not sleepy, on holiday time clock mode
06:00 <spence> g8o=:
07:00 <crash> ahh nice
07:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One: gimme back run
07:00 <Liinda> -.- i worked today
07:00 <DemonsRun> rub*
07:00 <DemonsRun> andddd
07:00 <DemonsRun> jelly slice
07:00 <crash> you are going to get a massive payout Nikky` if they ever go bust :P
07:00 <Nikky`> lol I wish but no
07:00 <crash> hehe :P
07:00 <crash> im joking, bad joke
08:00 <Nikky`> Ya think? :P
08:00 <crash> sometimes
08:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/iqwfgz9.jpg
09:00 <crash> nearly 14 weeks without a cig Nikky`  :P
09:00 <crash> yay
09:00 <Nikky`> yaaaay good for you
09:00 <crash> still got about 50 champix tablets left
09:00 <Pieter> Woo me
10:00 <Nikky`> Just don't give in again
10:00 <Pieter> .,
10:00 <crash> nah
10:00 <crash> over it
10:00 <Nikky`> wd
11:00 <crash> thanks
12:00 <spence> Crash I hope u don't get cancer
12:00 <crash> geeze thanks
12:00 <crash> i return the same regards
12:00 <spence> Thanks
13:00 <spence> but too late
13:00 <crash> heart attack/stroke/cancer/heart disease
13:00 <crash> and if you are lucky - car accident
13:00 <spence> k
13:00 <spence> awesome
13:00 <Nikky`> lol
13:00 <crash> spence: they are just the most common ways to die... lol
14:00 <Nikky`> such a bromance you have going
14:00 <spence> Lol
14:00 <crash> you cannot die of old age lol
14:00 <spence> true crash
15:00 <crash> Nikky` will live forever
15:00 <crash> and ever
15:00 <spence> Amen
15:00 <Nikky`> Hope so
15:00 <spence> me too
15:00 <crash> even when you are gone Nikky` 
15:00 <crash> i will remember you
15:00 <spence> :-)
15:00 <Nikky`> Thank you
16:00 <Nikky`> but when i die, I shall come back as a bird and poop on you
16:00 <Nikky`> haha jk
16:00 <crash> everyone will think i have an imaginery friend named Nikky` 
16:00 <spence> Lolz
16:00 <crash> but i know
16:00 <spence> u have mo friends here
16:00 <spence> no
16:00 <crash> irc?
17:00 <crash> or just austnet
17:00 <spence> Nah I'm kidding I love ya
17:00 <DemonsRun> you really are a weird guy
17:00 <crash> you hate me
17:00 <crash> im sorry ;/
17:00 <spence> I don't crash
18:00 <spence> I love u 
18:00 <crash> thats cute
18:00 <spence> Lolz
18:00 <spence> I am I know:l
18:00 <Nikky`> Men saying thats cute to each other is just wrong
19:00 <spence> its cute niiky
19:00 <spence> nikky
19:00 <spence> its cute as
19:00 <Nikky`> uh huh
19:00 <spence> lil gay...but cute lol
19:00 <AngrymanXL> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDZgvND8PtQ
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: News Reporter Fired For Saying He Would F**k Missing Woman If They Ever Found Her! (Video) (Jan 5, 2014) 0:20 - Category: Entertainment - 17,647 views - 85 likes (93.4%), 6 dislikes (6.6%)
19:00 <Nikky`> lol
19:00 <Shadsss> HEHE
19:00 <crash> Nikky`: didn't you know im gay ?
20:00 <spence> u didn't know that?
20:00 <Nikky`> I didn't
20:00 <spence> Everyone knows that...
20:00 <Nikky`> I know now
20:00 <spence> he's gayer than sydney
20:00 <spence> Nah he's not
21:00 <AngrymanXL> you are not gay. You are a cool dude.
21:00 <spence> just cute lolz
21:00 <crash> i am
21:00 <Nikky`> lol
21:00 <spence> rofl
21:00 <spence> ahahajaj
21:00 <crash> Nikky`: lets not, you have being going to gym lately
21:00 <spence> crash what u up 2 (apart from being gay)
22:00 <spence> I'm jk
22:00 <Nikky`> It will only hurt for a min
22:00 <spence> flies eyes
22:00 <crash> spence: im chatting on irc
22:00 <crash> with you, Nikky` 
22:00 <crash> i checked my phone just then
22:00 <crash> another day in the life of crash
22:00 <spence> Ur funny crash (and cute) heheheje
23:00 <crash> phone looks good, no updates,messages,missed calls
23:00 <spence> so ur a lonely Man???
23:00 <spence> Bitches blowing my phone up crash
23:00 <crash> not exactly
23:00 <spence> its fucked dude
23:00 <scotty0909> hi
24:00 <spence> hi scottnoballs
24:00 <spence> howdy
24:00 <scotty0909> ll
24:00 <crash> Nikky`: you are being cheeky tonight
25:00 <scotty0909> anyone wanna chat?
25:00 <crash> scotty0909: sure
25:00 <crash> what about ?
25:00 <Nikky`> Me? never
25:00 <spence> Crash can I see your cheeks send me a pic ?
25:00 <Pieter>  .fucking.fockers
25:00 <spence> Lol pieter
26:00 <spence> chatting bout scotys balls
26:00 <crash> Pieter: has everyone joined your awesome cool channel yet ?
26:00 <Pieter> They wanna.fock.me.and fock you.and.so on n so on focking everything
26:00 <spence> Which channel?
26:00 <crash> spence: a shit one
26:00 <spence> ???
26:00 <Pieter> No:(.i.stay in there.alone
26:00 <spence> I started one
26:00 <spence> lol
27:00 <spence> just to bag the poms bout the cricket
27:00 <Pieter> I.think.crash is jealous, he follows.fatties
27:00 <crash> poms are shit cricket players
27:00 <spence> what channel Pieter?
27:00 <crash> Pieter i don't make accusations about people talking about me on irc when im not there
27:00 <Pieter> My.chan is.99% fat free
27:00 <crash> yet you come here
27:00 <spence> Lol element
28:00 <Nikky`> you went out with Mandy and you are bagging crash on fatties?
28:00 <Pieter> Is.crash element theey both seem.nuts
28:00 <crash> Pieter: how so ?
29:00 <Pieter> Nikki: mandy.aint.really.fat.just.big.tits
29:00 <spence> I dunno element just joined my.channel lol
29:00 <spence> he like...loooool
29:00 <Nikky`> right
29:00 <Shadsss> What channel spence
29:00 <Pieter> Yes.right.. 
29:00 <spence> It's England 
29:00 <Shadsss> k
29:00 <spence> Noone there though
30:00 <Shadsss> yep i got 1 #music ony fucker there
30:00 <crash> whos mandy ?
30:00 <Shadsss> me and chanop
30:00 <crash> obviously down the dirty
32:00 <spence> And element
32:00 <spence> lol
32:00 <spence> liar shadsss
33:00 <Shadsss> huh3
33:00 <Shadsss> whats lies
33:00 <spence> Liar!!!
33:00 <Shadsss> lol
33:00 <Shadsss> as if
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhhh
33:00 <spence> Shadsss element
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sleeping
34:00 <Shadsss> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
34:00 <spence> Fuk I omfgbbqhax
34:00 <spence> lol
34:00 <Shadsss> elements hacking
34:00 <berger> RIP in peace What.CD
35:00 <couleurs> r u kidden me
35:00 <G0LD1L0K> antidisetablishmentarianism
35:00 <spence> Nah ur element
35:00 <spence> shadsss
35:00 <G0LD1L0K> 8====D
35:00 <Shadsss> no im not
36:00 <Shadsss> do a whois
36:00 <G0LD1L0K> #AfrikaUnite
36:00 <Shadsss> heh
36:00 <stebie> k
36:00 <spence> Lol
37:00 <Shadsss> `seen druidess
37:00 <spence> spam
37:00 <prowl> Shadsss, druidess ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 9 hours 53 minutes ago (06.01. 11:43) stating "Quit: Bye" after spending 4 hours 21 minutes there.
37:00 <couleurs> what happened 2 it
37:00 <stebie> chuck a spammer in teh works
37:00 <Shadsss> she must smoke pot all damn day
37:00 <stebie> sup milk
37:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> ugh
37:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> cant keep eyes open
37:00 <spence> Kick spamdog
37:00 <berger> We've been down for the past few days because of a sustained DDoS attack. No ETA at this time. Thank you for your patience
37:00 <G0LD1L0K> cum?
38:00 <couleurs> oh ok that's not a RIP
38:00 <Shadsss> whats been down
38:00 <couleurs> do u have axs
38:00 <G0LD1L0K> lol sucks 2 b u
38:00 <spence> Yeh no1 there lol
39:00 <stebie> berger, who?
39:00 <couleurs> can u send me an invite cos msv sent me 1 once and i used it for a bit but then i forgot about it and didn't log in 4 2 months and they banned me...... their rules are retarded hehe
39:00 <G0LD1L0K> its constantly in there
39:00 <berger> no i dont
39:00 <G0LD1L0K> you can't close the windows, you can't shut the doors
39:00 <G0LD1L0K> it's constantly in there
39:00 <couleurs> fuk u trent
40:00 <berger> stebe: what.cd
40:00 <stebie> berger, ahh k
40:00 <spence> Poop
40:00 <couleurs> i still got axs 2 3 others
41:00 <couleurs> but their not #1 4 music like that 1
41:00 <G0LD1L0K> axs this 8====D
41:00 <milk> hey
42:00 <G0LD1L0K> hi beddie
42:00 <G0LD1L0K> fuck
42:00 <G0LD1L0K> how high?
43:00 <G0LD1L0K> ^
43:00 <couleurs> do u want axs 2 my exclusive fan club berger 
43:00 <spence> Lol goldilok so fucking homo
43:00 <G0LD1L0K> spence caught the aids
43:00 <G0LD1L0K> thats about as gay as it gets
44:00 <spence> lol homogay goldi
44:00 <spence> goldi no nuts ahahahaha
44:00 <G0LD1L0K> you shop at aldi
44:00 <spence> lols
44:00 <spence> yeah 
44:00 <Liinda> The realisation that work is also tomorrow.............. SHOOT ME NOW
45:00 <spence> Always aldi goldi
45:00 <couleurs> me 2 Liinda 
45:00 <spence> true liinda
45:00 <Liinda> ALdi has awesome biscuits and ice cream
45:00 <Nikky`> call in sick tomorrow Liinda
45:00 <G0LD1L0K> lol poor people
45:00 <spence> lol aldi
45:00 <Liinda> Nikky` i can't. Im the only one in the team for the whole week
45:00 <G0LD1L0K> lol
45:00 <spence> goldi is a coles shopper
45:00 <Nikky`> bugger
45:00 <G0LD1L0K> one woman team
45:00 <spence> high roller lolz
45:00 <stebie> Liinda, not really a team then, is it?
45:00 <spence> ahahahaha
45:00 <G0LD1L0K> i'm the suprise shopper bitch
45:00 <Liinda> aldi has this coffee ice cream, with massive dark choc chunks... so good
46:00 <Liinda> stebie, im holding the fort... and hi :P
46:00 <stebie> aloha Liinda o/
46:00 <G0LD1L0K> let go of my fort
46:00 <G0LD1L0K> and hi
46:00 <spence> lol goldi u are so awesome gay
46:00 <Liinda> your fort is so small :P
46:00 <Liinda> it slipped
46:00 <spence> Lolzy 
46:00 <Liinda> and hi
46:00 <G0LD1L0K> my face is numb
46:00 <Liinda> G0LD1L0K, u need a S or 5 at the end of your name
46:00 <G0LD1L0K> so high
47:00 <stebie> or Z
47:00 <Liinda> goldilockssssssssssssssss
47:00 <G0LD1L0K> i don't need anything right now
47:00 <Liinda> I wasnt giving u a choice :P
47:00 <G0LD1L0K> lel
47:00 <Liinda> You ust do it
47:00 <spence> U need nuts 
47:00 <G0LD1L0K> i need coffee
47:00 <spence> And a brain goldi
47:00 <G0LD1L0K> but i'm letting the beers settle
47:00 <spence> coffee too lol
47:00 <G0LD1L0K> beers and coffee don't mix well
47:00 <G0LD1L0K> even i know that
48:00 <spence> softcock
48:00 <G0LD1L0K> who da fuq been eating mah porridge
48:00 <stebie> SexyGuy123 did
48:00 <spence> I ate it pussy
48:00 <stebie> coffee icecream sounds good right about now
48:00 <G0LD1L0K> you suck at eating pussy
48:00 <Shadsss> `seen ripsta
48:00 <prowl> Shadsss, Ripsta ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 2 weeks 1 day 17 hours 38 minutes ago (22.12. 04:10) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 4 hours 50 minutes there.
48:00 <G0LD1L0K> mhm
48:00 <spence> cha gon do??
49:00 <spence> I'm the pussy master
49:00 <spence> lolz
49:00 <couleurs> i think i'm getting a pimple.......
49:00 <G0LD1L0K> you are the master of pussys?
49:00 <stebie> lol
49:00 <G0LD1L0K> hardly soemthing i would aspire too
49:00 <spence> yes
49:00 <Serenity> I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER
49:00 <spence> all pussys
49:00 <spence> all over the globe
50:00 <G0LD1L0K> one pussy to rule them all
50:00 <Liinda> LOL
50:00 <stebie> lol
50:00 <spence> And one to master
50:00 <G0LD1L0K> Lord Of The Faggots
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> spence bro :P
50:00 <spence> sup pandas
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> stebz!
50:00 <stebie> hey panda
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> suppin, just got up
50:00 <Serenity> fagtanic
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> again
50:00 <Shadsss> XD
50:00 <G0LD1L0K> i hope you get loui gerricks disease and die ho
51:00 <G0LD1L0K> woops wrong window
51:00 <spence> goldi dun fucked up pandasdontdrive
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> had a nice nap under new quilt cover n shit
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo ima have a fucken beer
51:00 <spence> yeah
51:00 <Shadsss> Rofl
51:00 <spence> same
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha yea
51:00 <{`o_O`}> coffee
51:00 <crash> PandasDontDrive: don't play bf4 with omfgbbqhax 
51:00 <crash> camper
51:00 <crash> camping loser
52:00 <Shadsss> yup
52:00 <G0LD1L0K> play bfdick fgt
52:00 <Shadsss> ima get a coffee
52:00 <G0LD1L0K> yeh 
52:00 <G0LD1L0K> me 2
52:00 <crash> he was on my side
52:00 <crash> but camping faggot
52:00 <crash> can't wait to own the cunt on bops
52:00 <spence> Goldilok was touched as a teenager
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL man forgot i went to bed cooking a chicken
52:00 <spence> by his sister 
52:00 <G0LD1L0K> spence is an upset internet user
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahahahaha
52:00 <spence> He told me
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> you are?
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont be upset G0LD1L0K
53:00 <G0LD1L0K> very upset young man
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> :( wah wah
53:00 <G0LD1L0K> confused
53:00 <G0LD1L0K> yeh
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> we poop
53:00 <G0LD1L0K> poor guy
53:00 <couleurs> berger: i think i'm getting a pimple.......
53:00 <spence> lol
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> poopin on a hill
53:00 <G0LD1L0K> i'm going to give him a break
53:00 <spence> poor as
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> poop break?
53:00 <Liinda> schapelle has a movie, great
53:00 <Liinda> and what kind of a fucking name is that
53:00 <crash> Liinda: don't you wish you were her
53:00 <spence> pandas tell this cocksucker how we do man
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> Poop Break starring Dave CHappelle
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> we don't do poop like him 
54:00 <spence> lolz
54:00 <Liinda> schappelle corby u banana panadols
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol ohh
54:00 <G0LD1L0K> have i told you lately that i love you??
54:00 <spence> Ahahaha 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah cept she looks better in the tv show
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> aaaaawahahaha
54:00 <Liinda> not recently G0LD1L0K
54:00 <spence> Woooohooooo
54:00 <G0LD1L0K> :/
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> n shes like "Mawajwana wots dat?"
54:00 <spence> Lolzy !
54:00 <Liinda> :(
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> I camped for 5 mins j
54:00 <crash> its in Liinda 's pussy
55:00 <G0LD1L0K> i let spence hold my joint once but he took a toke and got fucked up
55:00 <Liinda> shhhhhhhhhhhhh crash
55:00 <G0LD1L0K> dude shouldn't mess with a real mans weed
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> bwahaha roast chicken in like n houor
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Handing out med kits and allowing team to spawn on me
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe 2
55:00 <spence> Goldi your joint is poop
55:00 <crash> damn Liinda pick a better hiding spot next time
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> J!
55:00 <Kynetic> vaginas are great
55:00 <Kynetic> sometimes
55:00 <Kynetic> i hide my weed in there.
55:00 <G0LD1L0K> they complain a lot
55:00 <spence> lol kinetic
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha i love layin out for spawn
55:00 <spence> like golfi
55:00 <Liinda> i hide weed bwteeen my boobs
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nw let me sleep
55:00 <spence> goldilok 
56:00 <Kynetic> not very safe there 
56:00 <Liinda> i found a biscuit down there the other day
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
56:00 <spence> What a goosepickle
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> K ight
56:00 <crash> life is treating me well today
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> Night
56:00 <crash> just found $2 in the fridge
56:00 <G0LD1L0K> "did you take the trash out?" "what fucking trash, this is australia bitch!"
56:00 <Liinda> night omfgbbqhax  xx
56:00 <spence> nice crash
56:00 <crash> cya omfgbbqhax 
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> bai liinda hun
56:00 <Kynetic> Liinda did you eat it?
56:00 <crash> l2play as well
56:00 <crash> fucking camper
56:00 <Liinda> Kyneticof course
56:00 <stebie> crash, now you can buy something off the maccas loose change menu
56:00 <stebie> \m/
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> seeya crash u noob
56:00 <G0LD1L0K> why even have a gf
56:00 <Liinda> there are ppl starving in other countries
56:00 <omfgbbqhax>  Kills to 15 deaths
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> 5 kills
57:00 <G0LD1L0K> maccas loose change menu, internet porn
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite J!
57:00 <crash> omfgbbqhax: camping cunt
57:00 <G0LD1L0K> who needs chix
57:00 <spence> Panda
57:00 <omfgbbqhax>  Night
57:00 <crash> PandasDontDrive fucking own you :P
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> pew pew i love camping in bf4 but love run'n'gunnin too
57:00 <spence> U going soft on Mr?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> get a fk load of pistol kills
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love to c4 tanks
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Crash I will play bf4 tomorrow no camoing
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> mostly tanks get ya first ahahaha
57:00 <crash> haha night mate
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> Still own u
58:00 <crash> thought you had work ?
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
58:00 <spence> Fuck u bitched
58:00 <crash> yeah yeah ill find a place to camp
58:00 <spence> s
58:00 <spence> softys
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> best map on bf4 for me has to be flood zone
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> I start in a few hours
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> always wanted a flood map
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> done so well.
58:00 <G0LD1L0K> i remember once spence said something funny/thoughtful but i can't remember
58:00 <crash> i only do well in tanks
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ok
59:00 <crash> helicopters to a degree
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Sleep
59:00 <crash> ones that have guns
59:00 <G0LD1L0K> cows with guns
59:00 <crash> good song
59:00 <crash> actually better than most music these days
00:00 <spence> Goldilok told me he tried out a skirt and g once!!!
00:00 <spence> He didn't like it though
01:00 <Liinda> ooooh
01:00 <spence> he doesn't do it anymore
01:00 <G0LD1L0K> he forced me to tell him that
01:00 <G0LD1L0K> that is whyt i didn't like it
01:00 <spence> true story
01:00 <G0LD1L0K> very creepy guy
01:00 <spence> lol
01:00 <Liinda> i have a mate who cross dresses secretly
01:00 <spence> can't hide golen
01:00 <spence> golden
01:00 <Liinda> for some fucked up reason he opened up to me
02:00 <spence> they know now lol
02:00 <G0LD1L0K> yeah it seems like a good idea at the time
02:00 <Liinda> close yourself!! CLOSE YOURSELF@
02:00 <spence> I'm jk
02:00 <spence> he's cute
02:00 <G0LD1L0K> i am
02:00 <Liinda> who is
02:00 <spence> Goldi 
02:00 <Liinda> pics please
02:00 <spence> Lolz
02:00 <Liinda> =P
03:00 <spence> Ahahaha hornbag
03:00 <Liinda> actualyy, i want a pic of all of you fuckers
03:00 <Liinda> CLOTHED ffs :P
03:00 <G0LD1L0K> lol
03:00 <G0LD1L0K> i have Liinda pics
03:00 <G0LD1L0K> lots of
03:00 <Liinda> hawt
03:00 <G0LD1L0K> bulk
03:00 <spence> Nah??
03:00 <Liinda> i took a new one the other day
03:00 <spence> Ksup
04:00 <spence> front bum pics ??
04:00 <Liinda> my back and front bum are one big bum
04:00 <Liinda> sorry that was too far lol
04:00 <spence> Lolz
05:00 <spence> ill lick it all the way 
05:00 <G0LD1L0K> mm
05:00 <spence> Front bum to back bum
05:00 <Liinda> lol HORNBAG!
05:00 <spence> if u eat my manpussy
05:00 <G0LD1L0K> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtSDWq6HsJE 
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nelly - Ride Wit Me ft. St. Lunatics (Oct 8, 2009) 4:46 - Category: Music - 32,758,911 views - 68,463 likes (96.3%), 2,606 dislikes (3.7%)
05:00 <spence> I'm jk
06:00 <spence> U r a hornbag liinda
06:00 <Liinda> I'm Italian.
06:00 <spence> sounds like it anyway
06:00 <spence> I'm hungarian
06:00 <spence> like the salami lol
07:00 <Liinda> lol
07:00 <spence> long fat and hot lol
07:00 <Liinda> spicy
07:00 <G0LD1L0K> do you have any irish in you?
07:00 <Liinda> DOnt want any :P
07:00 <spence> want some ??
07:00 <G0LD1L0K> ;{)
07:00 <spence> Lol
07:00 <Liinda> such an old joke
07:00 <spence> 2 old
07:00 <G0LD1L0K> lo
07:00 <G0LD1L0K> are you pregnant?
07:00 <G0LD1L0K> do you want to be?
08:00 <spence> lol
08:00 <G0LD1L0K> :no i'm just fat"
09:00 <G0LD1L0K> lol
09:00 <Liinda> no im still practising
09:00 <G0LD1L0K> "oh, ok *bhacks away slowly*
09:00 <G0LD1L0K> fuck
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha
09:00 <Kynetic> thats the answer you give parents who hassle you about having kids
09:00 <Kynetic> "we're just practising"
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup Kynetic
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> where u been
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was wanking n yeah
10:00 <Kynetic> PandasDontDrive floating
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> missed u man
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
10:00 <Kynetic> aww
10:00 <Kynetic> <3
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> <spence> U r a hornbag liinda <-ahaha
10:00 <Liinda> :P
10:00 <spence> Lolz
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> linas is hard to get
11:00 <spence> that's how we do bruv
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk me, cant wait for this chicken to be done
11:00 <spence> everyone's easy to me
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> done the onions ready to put in
11:00 <fawks> Ooo
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea i like easy
11:00 <spence> lol
11:00 <fawks> Andchat is pretty
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> if u say so
12:00 <fawks> Where is Serenity she's going to shit
12:00 <spence> its ok
12:00 <Liinda> ur eating late panadols
12:00 <spence> I'm on andchat
12:00 <G0LD1L0K> westside
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> started it couple hours ago linas
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> fell asleep lol
12:00 <Kynetic> PandasDontDrive are you cooking a roast chicken?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> finishing it off gotta chuck potatoz in
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
13:00 <spence> Dandenong
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mate grew it n slaughtered it
13:00 <Kynetic> cant take that long to cook surely
13:00 <G0LD1L0K> aint nobody be cookin no chicken in my prescence
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was frozen in my freezer
13:00 <Serenity> what is serenity going to do
13:00 <Kynetic> oh
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> thas y i went to bed
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
13:00 <Kynetic> i hope you didnt cook it from frozen
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> cbf waiting
13:00 <Liinda> aint nobody got time fo dat
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> had to defrost
13:00 <Kynetic> are you cooking it in an oven bag?
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> u can eat chicken raw tho uno
14:00 <Liinda> if u wanna die u can
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> in a pot thing
14:00 <G0LD1L0K> lol oven bag
14:00 <Kynetic> yea
14:00 <Kynetic> tender chicken
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea be nice as
14:00 <G0LD1L0K> cook it straight on the rack pussy
14:00 <Kynetic> not dry
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> nup
14:00 <G0LD1L0K> fuck man
14:00 <G0LD1L0K> you never had no chiucken off that raq
14:00 <G0LD1L0K> finger licking
14:00 <Kynetic> lol
14:00 <G0LD1L0K> word
15:00 <G0LD1L0K> fucking white people
15:00 <Liinda> hey G0LD1L0K....
15:00 <G0LD1L0K> trying to cook chicken
15:00 <Kynetic> i dunno about these cunce who cook chicken open in an oven. fkn wierdos
15:00 <G0LD1L0K> the lols
15:00 <Liinda> ....nice rack
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh best chicken i ever get is from my mate
15:00 <G0LD1L0K> thanks Liinda :D
15:00 <G0LD1L0K> Liinda is my kinda chicken
15:00 <G0LD1L0K> just sayin
16:00 <Kynetic> tastes like chicken..
16:00 <Liinda> i cut chicken up into pieces, marinate it in olive oil and rosemary, chop onion n potatoes and caroots... cover it with foil and let it cook
16:00 <Liinda> bok ehk
16:00 <G0LD1L0K> succulent breasts, round juicy thighs
16:00 <G0LD1L0K> word
16:00 <Kynetic> i like to get my hand right up inside a chicken
16:00 <Liinda> PLUCK ME
16:00 <Kynetic> to fill it with spices
16:00 <Liinda> lmfao Kynetic
16:00 <Serenity> johns making me horny
16:00 <Serenity> cucculent breasts
16:00 <Serenity> er
16:00 <G0LD1L0K> :D
16:00 <Serenity> succulent..
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> tastes like chicken
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> feels like pussy
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> *finger finger*
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> licken gewd
17:00 <spence> Lols
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
17:00 <spence> Ahahaha!!
17:00 <G0LD1L0K> niplix
17:00 <spence> Lmao nigga
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
17:00 <spence> argue golfi
17:00 <spence> goldi homogay
17:00 <spence> lol
17:00 <G0LD1L0K> calm down lady
17:00 <spence> I dun fucked up
18:00 <Liinda> hmmm
18:00 <spence> lol ladyraper
18:00 <couleurs> theirs 2 meny retards in here n e 1 no of a good channel 2 join
18:00 <spence> Yeah I know 1
18:00 <G0LD1L0K> #Hi[sters
18:00 <G0LD1L0K> igh
18:00 <G0LD1L0K> #Hipsters
18:00 <G0LD1L0K> aws chan
19:00 <spence> goldilok is so random
19:00 <spence> randomly ghey
19:00 <Shadsss> `seen pieter
19:00 <prowl> Shadsss, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 28 minutes ago (06.01. 21:50) stating "EOF from client" after spending 41 minutes there.
19:00 <G0LD1L0K> random like a twenty dollar bill
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
19:00 <spence> ahaha
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's a hipster chan
19:00 <spence> Lol
19:00 <Shadsss> `seen kuniva
19:00 <prowl> Shadsss, kuniva is on #random right now.
19:00 <Shadsss> lolol
20:00 <spence> goldi wears hipsters
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Over there it's bling bling over here it's bling bang uh"
20:00 <spence> n gstrings
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> blood diamond rules
20:00 <G0LD1L0K> <~>
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> "without me you're just another black man in africa alright!"
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
21:00 <spence> Lol
21:00 <spence> llooooolll
21:00 <G0LD1L0K> there's no 'I' in Afrika
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck afrika
21:00 <G0LD1L0K> oh wait
21:00 <G0LD1L0K> fk
21:00 <G0LD1L0K> ...
21:00 <G0LD1L0K> ok fine
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> the english should have never left
21:00 <G0LD1L0K> sorry i'm african i can't read well
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> none of the europeans should have left
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> one belgian man
21:00 <spence> black nigga
22:00 <spence> Lolz
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> created the tension that became rwanda massacre
22:00 <spence> Belgium ahahahahahaha
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha yeah
22:00 <spence> lol
22:00 <spence> lol pandasdontdrive
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> made a stupid movie saying which tribe was the ruler
22:00 <spence> Fuck 
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> like doco
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> very ignorant very stupid
23:00 <spence> Lol goldilok...hold my cock
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana know who goldifucks is
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> and mine!
23:00 <spence> lol
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait it's soft
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> hold it neway.
23:00 <spence> go skiing cuny
23:00 <spence> t
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
24:00 <spence> mines like a rock
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> mine's like a lil baby chicken right now
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> peck peck
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> poofter chook is commin nigga!!!!
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> woa aahh
25:00 <spence> Lol
25:00 <spence> Ahahahaha lmao
25:00 <Bastardly_One> hilarious
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking spastics
25:00 <spence> lol
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> the king of poetry returns!
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:00 <spence> poet n don't know it
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> deeldose sup
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> been a while nigga
26:00 <deeldose> sup mate hows it goin
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea good woke up from nap under new quilt cover man
26:00 <deeldose> yeah dont come on heaps anymore ay happy new year mang!
26:00 <deeldose> does it smell super new
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> happy new year man!!
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> yep!
27:00 <deeldose> ty!
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> got for xmas
27:00 <deeldose> how cool can the new smell be
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> so good
27:00 <spence> Deel me a dose of mickeyjuice u silly whore
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> like new car smell
27:00 <deeldose> haha
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
27:00 <deeldose> is mickeyjuice like goon
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love spence
27:00 <deeldose> like cask wine lol
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
27:00 <deeldose> xox :p
27:00 <spence> Lol
28:00 <deeldose> i was drinkin goon when like 21 and a friend came over and called it devil juice
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl "I'm a fisherman" "what do you catch mostly?" "Fish."
28:00 <G0LD1L0K> i like spence like i like beiing woken up early by my neighbours on a sunday morning
28:00 <G0LD1L0K> (not much at all)
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea man i blanked out on goon a couple times :/
28:00 <G0LD1L0K> in fact the guys a dick
28:00 <G0LD1L0K> <3
28:00 <deeldose> is he mean
28:00 <G0LD1L0K> not really
28:00 <G0LD1L0K> he trys to be
29:00 <spence> Goldilok I hate johninja but yeah who doednt
29:00 <deeldose> did u ever blow up a bad and use as a pillow
29:00 <G0LD1L0K> but he is just annoying
29:00 <spence> lolz
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:00 <spence> lol
29:00 <deeldose> do u like peter gabriel tho
29:00 <spence> it worked
29:00 <deeldose> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy0LJnvWpus&list=UUmcjOnFmIlg-LqTocHbQkFw
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Gabriel - Blood Of Eden (Secret World Live) (Sep 2, 2013) 0 - Category: Music - 22,591 views - 291 likes (99%), 3 dislikes (1%)
30:00 <KarlPilkington> Doesn't everyone like Peter Gabriel?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i really wana hear this one song right now
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> by allessandro safina - Luna
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> one L i think oops
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> italian song, operatic
31:00 <deeldose> hopefully they do KarlPilkington
31:00 <deeldose> do u reckon peter gabriel ever took dmt
31:00 <deeldose> also havent heard that one dont think PandasDontDrive
32:00 <deeldose> is it on youtube
32:00 <G0LD1L0K> put this to your ear 8====D
32:00 <G0LD1L0K> you can hear the ocean
32:00 <deeldose> put looks phallic..
32:00 <deeldose> but
32:00 <spence> It's an ocean of aids
32:00 <G0LD1L0K> yes
32:00 <G0LD1L0K> shelldick
32:00 <deeldose> no aids allowed
32:00 <spence> Lolz
33:00 <spence> looks like goldis out
33:00 <spence> sorry goldi no hiv 
33:00 <G0LD1L0K> spence is ebing HIV negative
33:00 <spence> Lol
33:00 <deeldose> did u hear about those people with 2x copy of delta 32 gene that are rare survivors of bubonic plague
33:00 <spence> dang
34:00 <deeldose> and pretty much immune to hiv
34:00 <deeldose> just get that then u can root aids people
34:00 <G0LD1L0K> wow
34:00 <G0LD1L0K> science~
34:00 <deeldose> true story google it
34:00 <spence> goldi cold as ice mang
34:00 <deeldose> and i think they even cured early hiv in some people with some bee venom extract cept its early testing
34:00 <G0LD1L0K> i remember spence was telling me once how he let this guy with aids use his ass but didn't get it
34:00 <spence> Freaking shlong sheath
34:00 <G0LD1L0K> dodged a bullet there m8
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> its a cool song deeldose
35:00 <deeldose> its rad hey
35:00 <spence> lolz
35:00 <deeldose> hope he coems to australia
35:00 <deeldose> and its not too expensive
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> penis is rad too
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love in blood diamond how the african is a fisherman loser
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> but so muscley n has a huge dick.
36:00 <deeldose> lol whose got a muscly dick
36:00 <G0LD1L0K> ..
36:00 <spence> goldi told me yesterday he had a tiny wart on his knob n it was really itchy at times
36:00 <deeldose> dunno if ive seen that movie
36:00 <deeldose> its leonardo dicaprio hey
36:00 <spence> very uncomfortable
36:00 <deeldose> fuck i only just realised ur john lol
37:00 <G0LD1L0K> spence was telling me how he almost got a winnie blue down his urethra 
37:00 <G0LD1L0K> unlucky m8
37:00 <spence> Lols
37:00 <deeldose> do u reckon a winnie red would be worse lol
37:00 <deeldose> or what about a cuban cigar
37:00 <G0LD1L0K> lol
37:00 <deeldose> hes in a music chan tho thats pretty cool
37:00 <deeldose> its dead tho
38:00 <G0LD1L0K> sounds like something he would do
39:00 <Shadsss> winfield reds 20`s 17$
39:00 <G0LD1L0K> spence
39:00 <G0LD1L0K> sucks dick for ciggies
39:00 <deeldose> smoke weed every 400th day - nate dogg
40:00 <spence> Goldilok sucks balls for porridge
41:00 <deeldose> hot
41:00 <G0LD1L0K> spence sucks off bears 
42:00 <Shadsss> ANITA IS FUCKN SEXY
42:00 <spence> Beers yeah lolz
42:00 <Mew> anita cockinmyass
42:00 <deeldose> lol good come back 
42:00 <Shadsss> Time for a cigy
43:00 <KarlPilkington> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0C3DHp36zc
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Gabriel - Digging In The Dirt (Apr 9, 2012) 5:30 - Category: Music - 472,815 views - 2,799 likes (98.3%), 47 dislikes (1.7%)
43:00 <spence> Goldilok licks skiddies of spences undied
43:00 <spence> d
43:00 <spence> S
43:00 <spence> Lol
43:00 <spence> but ssh
43:00 <G0LD1L0K> spence was telling me how one time he smuggled a garden gnome in his ass through customs
43:00 <spence> no1 knows
44:00 <G0LD1L0K> i tried to tell him it wasn't illeagal 
44:00 <G0LD1L0K> but he said he knew
44:00 <G0LD1L0K> strange guy
44:00 <spence> lol
44:00 <deeldose> skiddies lol..
44:00 <deeldose> bahaha
45:00 <spence> Goldilok once told me his dicks that small he wees on his balls
45:00 <spence> lol I liked the skiddies touch too :D
45:00 <G0LD1L0K> spence said on a cold day he can pee out his ass
45:00 <G0LD1L0K> i don't know why he tells me this shit
45:00 <G0LD1L0K> wierdo
45:00 <spence> lol
47:00 <deeldose> i need to do one irl
47:00 <spence> Goldilok used to come on as johninja but cunts hated him so he changed nick
48:00 <spence> lol Soz man uncalled for
48:00 <spence> I'm jk
48:00 <G0LD1L0K> ?
48:00 <G0LD1L0K> pretty sure everyone knows it is me
49:00 <deeldose> its ok some people seem to hate me too
50:00 <spence> Haters man fucken sooks
50:00 <G0LD1L0K> lol
50:00 <deeldose> sooking the shit out of it
50:00 <G0LD1L0K> i like that i mkae some people so angry
50:00 <spence> if ya can't have a joke that's just gay
50:00 <spence> I love it too lol
50:00 <deeldose> gayer than 20 homos bumjacking at the mardi gras
51:00 <spence> lolz
51:00 <deeldose> jk i dont care if people wanna be homos, more girls for us anyway hey
51:00 <spence> sydneys gay
51:00 <G0LD1L0K> i think it's an acheivement when somebody only comes on irc once a week and they spend that time specificaly trying to upset you
51:00 <G0LD1L0K> i mean
51:00 <G0LD1L0K> thats pretty special right
51:00 <spence> lol
51:00 <berger> http://vcky.ca/finn_louise_12p.jpg
51:00 <deeldose> maybe
51:00 <spence> Spesh as
51:00 <G0LD1L0K> dedication~
52:00 <couleurs> B)
52:00 <deeldose> whose hating on u most
52:00 <spence> u come on every day...
52:00 <G0LD1L0K> couleurs is a teenage dirtbag (baby)
52:00 <spence> I've been back on for a week u always on
53:00 <G0LD1L0K> i havn't been on much
53:00 <G0LD1L0K> been playing a lot of video games
53:00 <G0LD1L0K> trying to fill in that portion of the life pyramid
53:00 <deeldose> what games u been into
53:00 <spence> he listens to iron maiden maybe
53:00 <G0LD1L0K> hmm
53:00 <spence> baby
53:00 <deeldose> ive been playing league of legends again cept its been getting boring
53:00 <G0LD1L0K> football manager i play a lot
53:00 <G0LD1L0K> for some reason
53:00 <G0LD1L0K> been playing some total war rome as well
53:00 <deeldose> is that like age of empires
54:00 <G0LD1L0K> not really
54:00 <G0LD1L0K> its not an rts
54:00 <deeldose> like civ?
54:00 <G0LD1L0K> a bit
54:00 <deeldose> heroes of might and magic like turn base?
54:00 <G0LD1L0K> nah no fantasy bullshit
54:00 <G0LD1L0K> that is for gaylords like spence
55:00 <DemonsRun> lol
55:00 <DemonsRun> came back at the right time then
55:00 <spence> The gayest
55:00 <G0LD1L0K> yes that's right princess
55:00 <G0LD1L0K> now stfu and look pretty
56:00 <DemonsRun> lmao
56:00 <deeldose> brb just fapping
56:00 <G0LD1L0K> :D
56:00 <deeldose> over spence
56:00 <spence> now lick my pretty arsehole goldi
56:00 <DemonsRun> over what deeldose?
56:00 <DemonsRun> oh
57:00 <DemonsRun> fucking fags
57:00 <DemonsRun> lol
57:00 <spence> over my.lap
57:00 <deeldose> shut up DemonsRun its only gay if u swallow
57:00 <deeldose> which i bet u do u cumslut
57:00 <DemonsRun> and you do swallow right?
57:00 <DemonsRun> ooooo someone's got their period
57:00 <DemonsRun> xD
58:00 <spence> hey demonsrun don't you have some kids to moleste?
58:00 <G0LD1L0K> mangina
58:00 <DemonsRun> lol really?
58:00 <DemonsRun> that again?
58:00 <G0LD1L0K> spence has derpies
58:00 <G0LD1L0K> don't worry about her
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you realise I'm not a guy right?
58:00 <MistressOfMayhem> like u think that nick is
58:00 <spence> Mistress lol 
58:00 <Kynetic> i really have a vagina
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> & you realise
59:00 <Kynetic> its quite moist right now
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you're a fail troll yeah?
59:00 <spence> Lol kinetic
59:00 <couleurs> time 4 sleep
59:00 <Kynetic> especially after that reboot
59:00 <G0LD1L0K> ok
59:00 <Kynetic> phwoar
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Kynetic: lemme at it
59:00 <deeldose> ive got a foreskin
59:00 <G0LD1L0K> nite cooper
59:00 <Kynetic> shit  gets  real when you dont reboot windows 8 for a month
59:00 <spence> lol troll 
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> sir!
59:00 <Kynetic> fucking update ceentral.
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