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00:00 <oldno7> snakes spiders etc etc , most animals will only attack for defense ot to protect  their young
00:00 <oldno7> fucks me why so many are so scared
00:00 <oldno7> we are more of a threat to them
00:00 <oldno7> i use that to my advantage
01:00 <British^Meat> no
01:00 <British^Meat> no mate
01:00 <British^Meat> All spiders are viscious and ferocious
01:00 <oldno7> bag of dicks cunt , eat them
01:00 <British^Meat> and have to fkn die
01:00 <British^Meat> its THAT simple
02:00 <katatonic_kate> lol 
02:00 <oldno7> you big girl
02:00 <katatonic_kate> eat a bag of dicks ! love it!
03:00 <oldno7> yhow many bags would you go through kate ?
03:00 <megamanga> how big is the bag
03:00 <oldno7> seriously , animals are fucking harmless
03:00 <oldno7> well except them big fuckoff great whites that are fucking hungry 
04:00 <megamanga> what about hippos
04:00 <oldno7> have you never seen crocodile dundee ?
04:00 <oldno7> paul hogan ?
04:00 <oldno7> its true ...
04:00 <oldno7> to an extent
04:00 <megamanga> i saw a guy drive a car nto a helicoper on tv... doesnt make it possible
05:00 <oldno7> and yes hippos kill more people than any other "overseas"
05:00 <megamanga> fuck i wanna go home
05:00 <oldno7> i played gta5 but i still dont think i can drive 200 km'/h down the road and not die
05:00 <megamanga> yeah you can
06:00 <oldno7> bye lori you piece of hot ass
06:00 <couleurs> hii Liinda 
06:00 <oldno7> hi liiiiinddaaaaa
07:00 <oldno7> lol
07:00 <Liinda> heys couleurs =)
07:00 <Liinda> hi oldno7 
07:00 <megamanga> fuck i drew a big line across my work shirt
07:00 <oldno7> has anyone here ever been attacked by an animal ?
07:00 <British^Meat> yes
07:00 <megamanga> i was attacked by a dog and a goat
07:00 <oldno7> goatse ?
07:00 <British^Meat> yer
07:00 <British^Meat> dog
07:00 <British^Meat> cat
08:00 <British^Meat> spider reared up at me once
08:00 <megamanga> nah the cunt kicked me in the dick
08:00 <katatonic_kate> um
08:00 <Liinda> i was attacked by a unicorn once
08:00 <katatonic_kate> yeah, same
08:00 <oldno7> i was attacked by a guard dog but it was doing its job
08:00 <megamanga> it was a petting zoo dammit katatonic_kate 
08:00 <Liinda> but the pink elephant saved me
08:00 <katatonic_kate> petting zoo *wink*
08:00 <katatonic_kate> sure it was
09:00 <crash> unicorn, pink elephant
09:00 <crash> got ya
09:00 <Liinda> this week has gone way too fast :(
09:00 <Liinda> hi crash
09:00 <British^Meat> good
09:00 <oldno7> Liinda what planet was that on , or more precise how much acid had you dropped ?
09:00 <crash> hey Liinda 
09:00 <British^Meat> im waiting for next week so there is some normality back
09:00 <Liinda> oldno7 i dont take drugs
09:00 <Liinda> so i guess i was on another planet
09:00 <oldno7> just naturally crazy ?
09:00 <Liinda> erp
10:00 <katatonic_kate> can i just say how awesome is jeff buckley!
10:00 <oldno7> nope
10:00 <Liinda> British^Meat normality means work and i dont want that again just yet
10:00 <oldno7> im dying to get back to work
10:00 <megamanga> you cunts still have holidays?
10:00 <megamanga> ...cunts
10:00 <British^Meat> no
10:00 <Liinda> yeah i go back on monday
10:00 <katatonic_kate> I'm on holidays, cunt
10:00 <British^Meat> no hoilidays
10:00 <oldno7> i get to meet the greatest race driver of all time
10:00 <Liinda> schumacher?
11:00 <Liinda> hope he gets better
11:00 <katatonic_kate> lol
11:00 <oldno7> monster tajima
11:00 <Liinda> sounds like a spice
11:00 <katatonic_kate> naw it will be some washed up fucker
11:00 <Liinda> lol
12:00 <couleurs> =p
12:00 <megamanga> heh pikes peak 8 times fuck
12:00 <oldno7> yerp
12:00 <megamanga> wait 10 now
12:00 <Liinda> what does that evenmean
12:00 <megamanga> fucken hell
12:00 <oldno7> my boss is team leader of monstersport
12:00 <Liinda> ah cool, need stickers made?
12:00 <megamanga> its a hill climb racing event
12:00 <oldno7> brb need to piss out my cock
12:00 <Liinda> thanks for sharing
12:00 <katatonic_kate> :/
13:00 <Liinda> i piss out of my cock all the time
13:00 <katatonic_kate> lol
13:00 <couleurs> :o
13:00 <Liinda> that feels wrong even typing it
13:00 <katatonic_kate> LOL
13:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> yoyo
13:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> heya KATEY
13:00 <Liinda> shads
13:00 <couleurs> some lady u r
13:00 <katatonic_kate> and who are you?
13:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> LINDADARLING
14:00 <katatonic_kate> um
14:00 <katatonic_kate> that doesn't help
14:00 <Liinda> how the fuck are you shads
14:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> WIFOOUT THE SPACE
14:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> lols
14:00 <katatonic_kate> yeah!
14:00 <katatonic_kate> :/
14:00 <megamanga> lols i am so funneh
14:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> awesomley handsome well and charmed quite uhmm whats the bloody word
14:00 <megamanga> work is painfully slow
14:00 <megamanga> wanker is the word
14:00 <megamanga> wanker
14:00 <Liinda> gay
14:00 <oldno7> hung like a dwarf
14:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> quite content !!!
14:00 <Liinda> is what he means
15:00 <Liinda> u sound chuffed shads, whats news
15:00 <oldno7> speasking of chuffed , must be time for a session!!!!
15:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> well i got 2x mobile numbers off a mate long ost freinds
15:00 <Liinda> nice one
15:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> no cunt will hasle me now i they know whqts good for em
15:00 <Liinda> dealers? lol
16:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> scott and jamie
16:00 <Liinda> uh huh
16:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> brb lighting a few sparklers in here
16:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> :D
16:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> xd
16:00 <Liinda> I wanna change my nick
16:00 <Liinda> but...
16:00 <megamanga> change it to soething masculine
17:00 <megamanga> like fat tony
17:00 <Liinda> lol
17:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> i have 50 grams go go gurana the strongest shit
17:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> and pinnapple weed
17:00 <megamanga> ...
17:00 <Liinda> i like that one megamanga
17:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> and rock
17:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> thank fuck hooked up with ol dealer
17:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> mad cunt he is aND BUYING THERE CAR FOR 500 I WIOL HAVE2 CARS
17:00 <Liinda> noice
18:00 <megamanga> 2 vns now
18:00 <megamanga> keep it classy
18:00 <Liinda> no vls?
18:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> othere than that going for a walk at 6am on the beach
18:00 <Liinda> keep safe shaddy
18:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> joined the rsl club todY FOR 11 BUX THEY GOT AN AWESOME J=GYM
18:00 <megamanga> you need a big dose pipe and cooler on your vl
18:00 <megamanga> what the fuck are you saying
18:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> &
18:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> 2 of my EBAY Items Arrived
19:00 <Liinda> he's off chops like he's waitin for a mateeeee
19:00 <megamanga> haha
19:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> ive just spent the LAST FUCKING 7 HOURSGOINGTHROUGH SOUND FILES
19:00 <megamanga> do you make sound samples from your farts?
19:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> MY MUSICS GUNA ROCK NOW
19:00 <megamanga> ive done that to my mates library
19:00 <couleurs> u rok shads
19:00 <Liinda> go gimme the mic before i take it awayyyyyyyyyyyyy
19:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> another 7 hours to go maybe 10
19:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> im sorta half way
20:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> coulers i like your GF
20:00 <megamanga> im sitting here at work pulling out belly button lint, life cant get any more exciting
20:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> BLACK IS BEUTIFULL MATEY
20:00 <Liinda> couleurs u have a gf? im crushed :(
20:00 <couleurs> thank u
20:00 <Liinda> thats sexy megamanga
20:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> Just Marry me Linda
20:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> ffs
20:00 <megamanga> i like to rock it for the ladies
20:00 <Liinda> dare u to sniff it
20:00 <megamanga> work that lint
20:00 <megamanga> im saving it to fill a pillow
21:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> heya mega hows security
21:00 <megamanga> as exciting as always
21:00 <megamanga> on irc and ebay
21:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> still aint taken out my remoite controlled speed boat mega
21:00 <Liinda> shads lol, but ur never around, what kind of hubbie would u be
21:00 <megamanga> u need something toretrieve it with
21:00 <megamanga> just sayin
21:00 <Liinda> tweezers?
21:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> im allways at home these days
22:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> i go for swims and drives
22:00 <Liinda> is that why some ppl grow long pinky nails?
22:00 <megamanga> no thats for coke or playing the mandolin
22:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> mm pink nails fuckin sexy
22:00 <Liinda> belly lint picker motherfuckers
22:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> lolllllllllll linds
22:00 <Liinda> ;P
22:00 <Liinda> i have pink toenails!
22:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> ive been up since2.30am last night,.
23:00 <Liinda> then go to sleep
23:00 <megamanga> someone will ask to see them im just waiting for them to say it
23:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> damn the new years eve fireworks were shithouse5.6 millon down the drain
23:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> speek up abbott
23:00 <British^Meat> https://archive.org/details/NicolWilliamsonPerformsJ.r.r.TolkiensTheHobbit
23:00 <Liinda> lol mega, i was waiting for it too
23:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> sparkler time imo
23:00 <megamanga> went and saw the 2nd iteration of the hobit
23:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> `seen pieter
24:00 <megamanga> what a piece of shit that movie was
24:00 <prowl> [Sh4addzzzsss], if you can't see pieter here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
24:00 <British^Meat> jah?
24:00 <British^Meat> y u no like?
24:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> i do i lost mine
24:00 <megamanga> nothing happened man
24:00 <British^Meat> I must confess some of the fights and violence were a bit OTT
24:00 <megamanga> they dragged it out to 3 movies instea of 2
24:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> mega
24:00 <British^Meat> BUt he dragon man!
24:00 <British^Meat> i loved it
24:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> download KICK ASS 2
24:00 <megamanga> yeah the dragon did nothing
24:00 <Liinda> soits like another harry potter thing?
24:00 <megamanga> im at work otherwise i would
24:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> K BRO
24:00 <megamanga> its a we need moar money thing
25:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> PIMP THE LINK MATE
25:00 <Liinda> brb
25:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> want me to setup a FTP for ya
25:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> k linds
25:00 <megamanga> i run nzb
25:00 <megamanga> 100meg dedicated
25:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> whats nzb
25:00 <megamanga> usenet
25:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> give us access
26:00 <megamanga> its 40 bucks a year
26:00 <megamanga> cheap cheap
26:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> ican afford that
26:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> whatis it a shell
26:00 <megamanga> unless you want 1500 day retention time
26:00 <megamanga> nah look it up
26:00 <megamanga> its like a bulletin board
26:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> 0-day
27:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> huh
27:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> warez or just shit
27:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> il have look
28:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> i was on the most insane oardin the usa
28:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> when i got locked up for three months recently i lost my account
28:00 <megamanga> u wot m8
29:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> what time u finish
29:00 <Liinda> ok back
29:00 <megamanga> 0600
29:00 <HumanBeing001> hello all
29:00 <Liinda> u were locked up shads?
30:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> mega i got me 1A B AND C SECURITY LICENCE SINCE 1996
30:00 <megamanga> a wot
30:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> YUP IN APSYCWARD 3 MONTHS I DID
30:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> IM A 124KILOS
30:00 <Liinda> oh wow
30:00 <Liinda> detox?
30:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> HUGE GUT
31:00 <megamanga> did you stab some cunt?
31:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> WEL I SWORE AT MY PARENTS
31:00 <Liinda> shads ur sounding ike husband material each word u say
31:00 <megamanga> lollll
31:00 <couleurs> lol
31:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> 2 MINUTES LATER I WAS IN A COP CAR LOCKED IN THE BACK
31:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> LOL
31:00 <couleurs> u rok shads
31:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> WASA THINKING WTF
31:00 <megamanga> 10/10
31:00 <Liinda> i ove u shads but ur off tap :P
31:00 <Liinda> *love
32:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> JUST HAD 3 BOURBONS 100% SANE
32:00 <PandasDontDrive>  shit
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
32:00 <Liinda> PANADOLS
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> omfgosh
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> LINAS!
32:00 <megamanga> livin life on edge
32:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> I WENT OFF WAQS RANTING THERE IS NO GOD
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima bad boy
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
32:00 <megamanga> drink the whole bottle
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i left my housemate wit a lesbian
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> sucked my dick then they
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> omf LOL
32:00 <Liinda> that could be interesting
32:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> U COULD HERE ME ACROSS THE GUETTO MATEY
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> this bitch was so drunk
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
33:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> XD XD XD
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2pac time brb
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol shadz
33:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> CHECK THIS OUT
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> im so dead
33:00 <megamanga> i have no fucking idea what is goig on
33:00 <Liinda> >.< what kind of lives do you lead 
33:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> MAGIC MULL!!!
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> bikiez daughter
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
33:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> I GOT FUCKING 14 GRAMS OF IT
33:00 <Liinda> i feel so normal coming in here :P
34:00 <megamanga> so do i
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> shes ringing me now
34:00 <Liinda> oh shush you, you pick lint out yer belly :P
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> fml
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lololollol
34:00 <megamanga> we all do
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fk me
34:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> DAMN mozzie ite right under my right arm pit.....
34:00 <Liinda> yeh i clean my belly button
34:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> ite
34:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> bite
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> im sweatin bullets man
34:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> smashes b key
34:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> 34/37 today here in sydney
34:00 <megamanga> if you were a leb you'd have belly buton lint too
35:00 <megamanga> no hair no lint
35:00 <Liinda> i once asked a groupf of friends if they look at the toilet paper after they wipe their butt from a poo
35:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> im still sweating
35:00 <megamanga> everyone does
35:00 <megamanga> how else do they know its clean
35:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> lol
35:00 <Liinda> a few girls went "ewww no thats gross"... and so i said...
35:00 <Liinda> no YOU are gross, how do yo know when ur ass is clean!!!
35:00 <megamanga> then i said liek wat everrrrrrr
35:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> wow a PSYTRANCE ACDC TRACK!!@!@
36:00 <Liinda> idiots.. i dont associate with unhygenic people
36:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> Same linds
36:00 <megamanga> i havent shaved in 3 weeks
36:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> germ phobia
36:00 <megamanga> broke my shaver
36:00 <Liinda> too hairy megamanga?
36:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> i shaved today
36:00 <megamanga> probably
36:00 <Liinda> pubes like steel wool?
37:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> u know what u do mega
37:00 <Liinda> i waxed yesterday
37:00 <megamanga> nah u condition it
37:00 <megamanga> no steel wool
37:00 <Liinda> lol
37:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> use the headshaver on yoour beard
37:00 <megamanga> i have a wahl beard trimmer, but i broke the shaver
37:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> does wonders
37:00 <Liinda> you want urhair to be soft? massage sweet almond oil into it
37:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> k doh
37:00 <Liinda> or coconut oil
38:00 <megamanga> it is soft, just my beard isnt
38:00 <Liinda> still always going to be more coarse than normal hair
38:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> the est smell ever linda is milk n honey
38:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> est
38:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> bbbbest
38:00 <Liinda> *best
38:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> tar
38:00 <Liinda> I jjust had weetbix with milk n honey
38:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> milk n honey my fav
38:00 <megamanga> i require nutrients
38:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> use it in the bath
39:00 <Liinda> there are 2 smells in the world that i love....
39:00 <Liinda> 1, smell of coffee
39:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> yuk
39:00 <Liinda> 2, smell of bread being baked
39:00 <megamanga> i need a cologne that smells like coffee
39:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> yes indeed
39:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> but milk n honey is numero uno
39:00 <Liinda> megamanga u could be onto something there
39:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> coffee is vulga
39:00 <Liinda> milk smell doesnt do it for me
39:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> i drink heaps of it
40:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> linda with honey
40:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> take a wif nxt time
40:00 <Liinda> tea and honey
40:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> milk n honey its not milk outa the fridge fool
40:00 <Liinda> yeah but milk smell is gross... so basically ur sayig honey
40:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> lol
41:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> its baty additvive
41:00 <Liinda> milk smell reminds me of cow teats, grass, manure
41:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> bath
41:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> creams
41:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> milk n honey creams
41:00 <Liinda> yeah cleopatra bathed in it
41:00 <Liinda> but still
41:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> i thought ud know that
41:00 <megamanga> look where she is now
41:00 <megamanga> DEAD
41:00 <megamanga> proof milk and honey kills
41:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> i add some radox for the muscles...yoyo
41:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> XD
42:00 <Liinda> i use essential oils
42:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> AS IF MEGA
42:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> STUPID CUNT
42:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> KILLS WOT
42:00 <Liinda> yerp, shes dead, wrapped in plastic.... or cheese clothe
42:00 <megamanga> plastic lol
42:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> tailor made
42:00 <[Sh4addzzzsss]> gift wraped3
42:00 <Liinda> wiggity wiggity wiggity whack
43:00 <British^Meat> been on a hommus and jatz diet since xmas myself :)
43:00 <couleurs> i guess i'll go to sleep..........
44:00 <HumanBeing001> i'm great matty
44:00 <HumanBeing001> hommus is nice
44:00 <HumanBeing001> and easy to make
45:00 <British^Meat> yer?
45:00 <British^Meat> damn tasty
45:00 <HumanBeing001> yeah it is 
45:00 <HumanBeing001> damn now i want hommus
46:00 <berger> i guess i'll go to sleep..........
46:00 <couleurs> bye berger 
46:00 <HumanBeing001> night berger
46:00 <berger> bye
47:00 <British^Meat> i suppose, if i could make my own jatz id be set
49:00 <British^Meat> Anyone watched Vikings?
49:00 <HumanBeing001> i watched a little of it
53:00 <doctor> HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!
53:00 <milk> HAPPY NEW BEERS!!!!!
54:00 <British^Meat> n e good?
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> -.-
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> cherry left
59:00 <MistressOfMayhem> pms full person he is
04:00 <AngrymanXL> Girls with body hair are disgusting
06:00 <georgeandwell> true
06:00 <milk> eyebrows and head hair is all a girl needs
07:00 <georgeandwell> and arse hair
07:00 <georgeandwell> i like arse hair
07:00 <AngrymanXL> definitely 
08:00 <British^Meat> lol, seriously?
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ew
09:00 <British^Meat> i mean, u dont like hair around the vagina?
09:00 <georgeandwell> yeah
10:00 <British^Meat> have u seen a woman in real life?
10:00 <georgeandwell> nah i just like the hair around her arse ring
10:00 <British^Meat> a naked one i mean
10:00 <georgeandwell> yeah ive been with many at brothels and parlours
10:00 <British^Meat> oh
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao!!!!!!
10:00 <British^Meat> youre single, that probably explains it
10:00 <British^Meat> no probs
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> British^Meat: you like the landing strip I take it?
10:00 <British^Meat> well... its not that i do or dont
10:00 <georgeandwell> well the girls get paid lets just say that
11:00 <British^Meat> just seems like a bit of a sad thing to say "I HATE PUBES"
11:00 <British^Meat> makes me think that they like A: heaps of porno movies
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
11:00 <British^Meat> or B: dare i say, young girls
11:00 <British^Meat> and thats kinda gross, u dig?
11:00 <georgeandwell> only vaginal pubes like is if its ungroomed and really messy on a girl
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ew
11:00 <British^Meat> Bought up on redtube
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what if...
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> he's into age play?
12:00 <georgeandwell> i dont like the porn star manicured pubes
12:00 <georgeandwell> it looks very plastic
12:00 <British^Meat> just screams of single guy/virgin
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Virgin more like
12:00 <Atari> ding dong
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> the witch is dead
13:00 <Atari> give me head
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you wish!
13:00 <georgeandwell> anyway many females on the street are not attractive
13:00 <georgeandwell> like the ones u see at coles
13:00 <British^Meat> just makes me think, that when these guys do meet a real live (unpaid for) female and get down to business
13:00 <British^Meat> they're gonna be in for a real shock
13:00 <georgeandwell> mid 40ss and fat
13:00 <Atari> the head of the witch
13:00 <georgeandwell> with wrinkles
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> STARFISH
14:00 <AngrymanXL> The only women I find attractive are redheads.
14:00 <British^Meat> hah
15:00 <AngrymanXL> Hot redheads such as amsy
16:00 <beehhh> damn! i just ride thru a heavy storm
16:00 <beehhh> as fast as I could
16:00 <beehhh> it was so heavy
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> amsy?
16:00 <beehhh> lighten striken next to me everywhere
16:00 <beehhh> i managed to get past them
17:00 <AngrymanXL> amsy the delicious red head from Norway.
17:00 <beehhh> i'd like to slurp her red head
17:00 <georgeandwell> beeh u act australian
17:00 <beehhh> cause i didnt go study in china
18:00 <georgeandwell> i fink ur a bit a try hard indian to be ozzie
18:00 <georgeandwell> like ur not even citizen they deported u
18:00 <beehhh> plus i dont speak chinese you mongrel
19:00 <beehhh> azn kunt
19:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One: getbackhereasshole
19:00 <georgeandwell> like what issue u have with chinks in ossie when ur just some curry in malaysia who got his ass deported 
20:00 <beehhh> i just dont like them
20:00 <beehhh> no other issues
21:00 <beehhh> all looks the same wearning specticle
21:00 <georgeandwell> come back when ur a citizen ok?
21:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Beehhh is not in aus now?
21:00 <beehhh> i have a citizenship of my country
22:00 <beehhh> i'm on the moon
22:00 <AngrymanXL> are there any trannies on the moon?
23:00 <beehhh> they are comming from thailand catching the next boat
24:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1536472_615703941799214_1137992430_n.jpg
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> if only austnet blocked connections from anywhere other than aus
24:00 <beehhh> then you'd home detained
25:00 <georgeandwell> thats no good
25:00 <georgeandwell> cos maybe i got on holidays o/s
25:00 <georgeandwell> how can i connect?
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> if you're on holidays
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> stay the fuck off the net
26:00 <beehhh> heh
26:00 <beehhh> good one
26:00 <beehhh> he goes shop in parlor all the time
27:00 <MistressOfMayhem> stfu beehhh 
28:00 <beehhh> you suck my
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> u keep dreaming
29:00 <Immutable> you're all stupid
29:00 <Immutable> I loves ya all
30:00 <messenger37`O> sharna off ya net naw
30:00 <georgeandwell> beeh thinks hes an ossie
30:00 <georgeandwell> lol
30:00 <messenger37`O> georgeandwell thinks hes kevin rudd's son in law lol
30:00 <Immutable> I'm aussie
30:00 <georgeandwell> but aussies deported his curry ass back to the sewers of india
30:00 <Immutable> shrip on the islamacue
30:00 <Immutable> fuck islame
31:00 <Immutable> rapin' all our wimen
31:00 <messenger37`O> azn are crazy people
31:00 <georgeandwell> yeah id like to bang ruddies daughter
31:00 <Immutable> yeah we need a gtfo policy in our constitution
31:00 <Immutable> not bogan
31:00 <Immutable> gtfo
31:00 <messenger37`O> back to bangladesh
31:00 <georgeandwell> they shouod kick out all non citizens
32:00 <Immutable> not wearing a wife beater singlet get back to onamatopea
32:00 <messenger37`O> there are so many all from china
32:00 <georgeandwell> even ppl with Permanent residence should get deported
32:00 <messenger37`O> non citizen
32:00 <messenger37`O> i made a wise decicion not to return back
34:00 <milk> they should have a skin colour test
35:00 <Immutable> this is an asian country
35:00 <milk> if you're darker than beige, deport them
35:00 <Immutable> if you're not yellow
35:00 <Immutable> gtfo
35:00 <messenger37`O> azn are back stabber so are the ethnical
36:00 <messenger37`O> the lawyer fuct my case up is african
36:00 <Immutable> they just want to breed all over the place
36:00 <Immutable> every time an asian woman opens her legs she has a baby... fun fact
36:00 <messenger37`O> i'm vacestomized
36:00 <messenger37`O> vasectomy
36:00 <milk> whats that?
37:00 <Immutable> you guys are racist
37:00 <milk> when and Indian and a Chinese have a baby it's a Thai
37:00 <messenger37`O> i live in a better australia within
38:00 <messenger37`O> this world dont understand
38:00 <messenger37`O> Ana_ng was a good soul
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh fuck up already
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> seriously
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I've never seen someone dribble so much fuxking shit before
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> it's astounding.
39:00 <milk> http://thaigirlswild.net/fucked-thai-girls/asian-sucking-dick.jpg
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> is that a frikken child milk ?
40:00 <milk> thai prostitute
40:00 <messenger37`O> http://www.apetube.com/Black-&-Asian-porn/24893-1/page0/
42:00 <milk> wut MistressOfMayhem shes got a tatt
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> doesn't mean shit
43:00 <milk> fark I ate toomuch pasta
43:00 <messenger37`O> why did u eat so much? what were you thinking
44:00 <milk> I thought I would be a UFC wrestler if I ate enough
45:00 <messenger37`O> i just rode back thrugh a mini storm as intensify as takleban at filo
45:00 <messenger37`O> wearing a cap
46:00 <milk> on a motorbike?
47:00 <messenger37`O> my bicycle
47:00 <milk> delivering curry?
47:00 <messenger37`O> i went to see some dogs
49:00 <milk> fighting or racing?
52:00 <beehhh> got disc
02:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6-jmQOwTJ0
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: hanging by a moment - lifehouse - lyrics (Jun 8, 2009) 3:39 - Category: Music - 1,393,073 views - 5,299 likes (99.2%), 42 dislikes (0.8%)
02:00 <shadssss> 0
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
09:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLWsK1ZFunA
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Captain America The Winter Soldier trailer UK -- Official Marvel | HD (Oct 24, 2013) 2:27 - Category: Film and Animation - 23,856,663 views - 78,546 likes (95.2%), 3,946 dislikes (4.8%)
10:00 <shadssss> 1
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One!!
12:00 <stebie> go shadssss go
12:00 <shadssss> morning
12:00 <stebie> g'day
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no!
13:00 <shadssss> happy new years
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I is in trouble Bastardly_One :(
14:00 <Bastardly_One> whatcha do now?
15:00 <stebie> happy new year shadssss o/
15:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie, only just made it home? :P
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I pissed him off
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> big time
15:00 <MistressOfMayhem> he's ignoring me :(
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> over fucking DIET -.-
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ruh roh ... and good man!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... suffer
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no ignoring hurts
16:00 <Excessive> I have Bubble O Bill
16:00 <Excessive> :D
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> he's like
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ur diet could be better bla bla
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I said. well ur not here to do anything about it ;)
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> and then bam. instant shitty & ignored
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Excessive: shove that ice cream up ur bum.
18:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I want one
19:00 <beehhh> damn the fkn cable is down cant watch channel 7, 9, 10 and youtube or ABC
19:00 <shadssss> damnit beeee
19:00 <Bastardly_One> suffer cunt
19:00 <beehhh> since teh storm hit last nite
19:00 <shadssss> wow 
20:00 <beehhh> today i cut through strom on with my bicycle
20:00 <beehhh> bee back soon
20:00 <shadssss> fair dinkum dude
21:00 <shadssss> all me mates r bots
23:00 <stebie> Bastardly_One, lol nah, i ended up getting home at 5.30 yesterday morning :@
24:00 <stebie> stuck in the tram for about 30 mins while the towies came to (re)move the cars
24:00 <stebie> then missed our nightrider bus by a minute
24:00 <stebie> fun times... not.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, didn't seem like you were having fun
28:00 <MistressOfMayhem> old fart pm
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw :P
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and looks good
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just gonna answer :P
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol too impatient 
29:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I loveeeee it
36:00 <Excessive> I re-planted the apple today/yesterday Bastardly_One into a nice big pot on its own .......... by the time it outgrows that pot it should be big enough to put in the ground ......... had like a 5 cm root on it already
36:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
36:00 <Bastardly_One> 1173 mins left on my d/load!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hell
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <Excessive> ouch
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... even asdl shouldn't be that slow
37:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid Sony Store
41:00 <knives> i get about 250kbps now
41:00 <knives> shit is balls
41:00 <knives> no doubt when (hah!) NBN is done, ISPs will charge more for the faster service
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> g'night Bastardly_One <3 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> night brat <3
42:00 <knives> hi/bye sharn
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always has issues with the Sony Store
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's why I've basically hard copies of my games and not digi copies
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm positive my connection is not that shit
43:00 <knives> hard copies are nice to have anyway
43:00 <Bastardly_One> for sure
43:00 <knives> expensive as hell sometimes though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> only reason I'm getting this is it's still current and 3/4s off basically
44:00 <shadssss> 9
44:00 <Bastardly_One> mot of the time you mean
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a patient gamer usually though and don't mind waiting until they're discounted
44:00 <knives> well there's a few that are stupidly expensive
44:00 <knives> ie little sampson
45:00 <knives> $600 for just the cart
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nuts ... period
45:00 <shadssss> bit steap mate
45:00 <knives> yer it is, but hey that's how it works
45:00 <knives> great game though
45:00 <knives> but purely rom for me
45:00 <shadssss> k
46:00 <knives> hrmm, i need a good AIO droid backup app
02:00 <Maurice> STEAP
02:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
02:00 <shadssss> my hopes still missing
03:00 <shadssss> like its green on the other side
15:00 <shadssss> Quake: [Wed Jan  1 08:03:31 2014] Mi 6.6 @ 42km W of Sola, Vanuatu (195.2 km) (http://awlnk.com/?pZQ3)
17:00 <shadssss> cuppa brb
21:00 <pinocchio> i wont give up i wont give in something's burning deep under my skin
22:00 <shadssss> cooly
22:00 <AngrymanXL> woah!!! there is a guy that exists with two functioning penises.
23:00 <shadssss> lol
23:00 <pinocchio> how about two functional brains
23:00 <shadssss> hes all cock
24:00 <shadssss> imagine thT
24:00 <shadssss> 2 DICKS
24:00 <shadssss> lmao
25:00 <AngrymanXL> I got pics.
25:00 <AngrymanXL> who wants to see?
25:00 <shadssss> Maurice does
25:00 <AngrymanXL> http://i.imgur.com/2ee9YiY.jpg
26:00 <AngrymanXL> Both his hands/arms must be equallly built up.
29:00 <AngrymanXL> Maurice: would you hit it?
29:00 <Maurice> What.
30:00 <pinocchio> one each AngrymanXL
30:00 <pinocchio> this pic noless than total recall's three titities
31:00 <pinocchio> http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1546027_682535678444484_769374116_n.jpg
32:00 <pinocchio> Maurice are you from hamilton?
32:00 <Maurice> No
33:00 <AngrymanXL> prove it
34:00 <pinocchio> if the world heats up then let be it in alaska
37:00 <Maurice> Eat a dick.
37:00 <AngrymanXL> behave, Maurice
38:00 <Maurice> Never
38:00 <AngrymanXL> Maurice: can you do me a favour?
39:00 <Maurice> Probably not
39:00 <AngrymanXL> why not?
40:00 <pinocchio> http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/3de/c89/3dec8900-9089-4703-9e03-9e4b1d6b764a
41:00 <AngrymanXL> Why would you need to put thhhose rubber things at the bottom of your ween?
41:00 <shadssss> cpck ring
42:00 <pinocchio> more stimulation
42:00 <AngrymanXL> looks painful.
42:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
43:00 <Bastardly_One> russia has an organisation of GAY skinkhead neo nazis
43:00 <pinocchio> lethal weapon it is
43:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.vice.com/read/meet-russias-gay-aryan-skinheads-finally-bringing-homosexuality-to-the-neo-nazi-world
43:00 <AngrymanXL> awsome logo.
43:00 <AngrymanXL> sword fighting peni.
44:00 <pinocchio> i'm not allowed to have sex
44:00 <AngrymanXL> I'm allowed to have sex but I'm frigid.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm allowed but too ugly :(
48:00 <Atari> well well guess what guys
48:00 <Atari> i am on gta v online
48:00 <Atari> finally
48:00 <Atari> yeah dawg
48:00 <Bastardly_One> PS3 or xbox?
48:00 <Atari> punks
48:00 <Atari> xbox
48:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd kick your arse hard if you were on the PS3
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I've only level 53 though
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll keep you amused for a while
50:00 <Bastardly_One> others in here haven't enjoyed it that much online
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but I do ... not as much as I did when it first came online (I got the game when it came out - day of release)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yet, I still enjoy it
51:00 <pinocchio> mine suppose to be the same as posted 
53:00 <pinocchio> i should just become a dealer and a pimp
55:00 <pinocchio> some of the african boys gets picked up at nite by good looking girl to do assignment at home
04:00 <shadssss> lolololol
04:00 <shadssss> i get paid in 20 minutes
04:00 <shadssss> woohoo
30:00 <pinocchio> gecko is tryna fight me back
30:00 <pinocchio> i didnt kill her cause its a female
31:00 <pinocchio> shemale
42:00 <pinocchio> `seen Kelevra
42:00 <prowl> pinocchio, if you can't see Kelevra here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
50:00 <shadssss>  DMX DJ Lighting Desk Controller Console Operator 192 
50:00 <shadssss> i just broughta DMX controller for my laser
50:00 <shadssss> 60
52:00 <shadssss> cuppa brb
52:00 <shadssss> lol
01:00 <shadssss> ok i gotta go put my kid to bed and take my annual shower...i don't think I need it but, it's the first...
04:00 <pinocchio> easy to die, not easy to survive
14:00 <pinocchio> http://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/20567112/man-in-nye-fall/
22:00 <thestig> rip michael schumacher
37:00 <shadssss> stig
37:00 <shadssss> what
43:00 <shadssss> WUT
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhhhh
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ok
32:00 <shadssss> good morning all
32:00 <shadssss> good morning all
32:00 <shadssss> good morning all
33:00 <shadssss> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-2
33:00 <shadssss> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-2
33:00 <shadssss> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-2
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Morning
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ewww there is corn in my poo
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Morning
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ewww there is corn in my poo
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Morning
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ewww there is corn in my poo
45:00 <shadssss> ewwwww
45:00 <shadssss> `seen simba
45:00 <prowl> shadssss, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
46:00 <shadssss> `seen pieter
46:00 <prowl> shadssss, I found 152 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: PietSAsleepingNakednSexy, Pieter, Im`Gonna`Kill`Pieter, Pieter[MeffRantInBedBBL\, Pieter[MeffRantdotCum]. PietSAsleepingNakednSexy ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick from Pieter on #melbourne 7 hours 27 minutes ago (01.01. 22:18). PietSAsleepingNakednSexy is still there.
46:00 <shadssss> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmm
13:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> phone home
14:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> 0.0.
14:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> \\||//
14:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> .//||\\
29:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
31:00 <shadssss> upyours
31:00 <shadssss> lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
31:00 <shadssss> XD XD XD
31:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> + + +
31:00 <shadssss> O,O
31:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> passed out
32:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> woke up
32:00 <shadssss> TOKE
32:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> got some banging tunes
32:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> toke up yeah
33:00 <shadssss> SAME 
34:00 <shadssss> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-2
34:00 <shadssss> CHK IT 
35:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> ok
36:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> Switchblade Symphony - Sweet.mp3
36:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> ------------------------------------------------------------
36:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
36:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> i need to go back to school
37:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> or back to prison
37:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> or back to work
37:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> or something
38:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> Sluttydrop how much time you got?
38:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> <Sluttydrop> ninety-five
38:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> cool
41:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> Sluttydrop can you make me feel better?
41:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> <Sluttydrop> Certainly.
41:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> <Sluttydrop> Guesss who made waffles!
41:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> :)
41:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> hehe you
41:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> :P
43:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> my liver hurts
44:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> * \aLiEn8D-Romeo_ hands Sluttydrop some sushi
44:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> <Sluttydrop> mmmmm sushi
44:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> :)
44:00 <\aLiEn8D-Romeo_> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
47:00 <_alienated\Romeo^> nobody listens to techno and lets go
47:00 <_alienated\Romeo^> ...
47:00 <_alienated\Romeo^> need some better coffee beans
49:00 <_alienated\Romeo^> porn is exspensive
50:00 <_alienated\Romeo^> rollies
50:00 <_alienated\Romeo^> are nice and cheap
50:00 <_alienated\Romeo^> anyone awake?
01:00 <_alienated\Romeo^> waffles pies cheese sushi 
01:00 <_alienated\Romeo^> trout
01:00 <_alienated\Romeo^> coffee
02:00 <_alienated\Romeo^> smokes
02:00 <_alienated\Romeo^> need more fish
02:00 <_alienated\Romeo^> ...
08:00 <shadssss> xd
08:00 <_alienated\Romeo^> got some fish
08:00 <shadssss> GARDEN SHIT ON BREAD FLAKES
09:00 <_alienated\Romeo^> puff the magic dragon
09:00 <shadssss> did u take a lsiten man
09:00 <shadssss> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-dj-bones-2
09:00 <_alienated\Romeo^> yep
09:00 <shadssss> nice drum
09:00 <shadssss> brb needa shave
11:00 <PietSAsleepingNakednSexy> fucking saying rip schumacher
11:00 <PietSAsleepingNakednSexy> i had to turn on the news just to make sure hes still stable
23:00 <shadssss> kooky kieth
26:00 <shadssss> lollll
26:00 <shadssss> hngspllsplp 2U TOO RAG DOLL LUVY
26:00 <shadssss> POINTLESS CUNT HEAD
27:00 <shadssss> DO SOME FUCKING PAINMTINGS
27:00 <shadssss> IM GOING TO TAFE THIS YEAR
28:00 <shadssss> Awesomes
28:00 <shadssss> meet some chicks
28:00 <shadssss> bb
36:00 <shadssss> http://techbeat.com/2013/12/blaster-used-han-solo-recently-sold/
37:00 <PietSAsleepingNakednSexy> gotta solve this mystery of mah missing socks
37:00 <PietSAsleepingNakednSexy> can only always find 1
38:00 <PietSAsleepingNakednSexy> the washing machine must be eating em again :(
39:00 <PietSAsleepingNakednSexy> k im off have a great day peoples
39:00 <PietSAsleepingNakednSexy> :)
39:00 <PietSAsleepingNakednSexy> ohhh uncle ohil from fresh prince died age 65 :(
40:00 <PietSAsleepingNakednSexy> fatty fatty boombaaaaaaaaaa
40:00 <PietSAsleepingNakednSexy> *gone*
49:00 <shadssss> http://techbeat.com/2013/12/blaster-used-han-solo-recently-sold/
49:00 <shadssss> 200k
49:00 <shadssss> 200.000$
34:00 <In_Command> hey serenity how ar you
16:00 <PietSAsleepingNakednSexy> ggggorrrrr dossse rattchet toiitles
16:00 <PietSAsleepingNakednSexy> rocksteady you imbacile!
18:00 <PietSAsleepingNakednSexy> i dont remember shredder going after giant squids
19:00 <PietSAsleepingNakednSexy> squiddie i command you to eat Lwaxana!
23:00 <PietSAsleepingNakednSexy> TURTLES FIGHT WITH HONOURRRRRRRRR
26:00 <beehhh> stupid ISP slows the internet speed on free-hour
27:00 <beehhh> know their smart game
57:00 <In_Command> hey lil mellie
00:00 <PietSAsleepingNakednSexy> WTF
01:00 <PietSAsleepingNakednSexy> adsmac!
01:00 <PietSAsleepingNakednSexy> IS IT ???
01:00 <Pieter> adz????
03:00 <BlackDevil> ADZ?!
04:00 <Pieter> hoping its the original one , he was a blast years ago :)
04:00 <Pieter> he would be the only one to use the nick adsmac
04:00 <BlackDevil> AIDZ
04:00 <BlackDevil> i just made it cool
04:00 <Pieter> NOT FUNNY BLACKDEVIL !!! NOT FUNNYY!
04:00 <Pieter> =P
05:00 <Pieter> I reckon adz could bring peace between nth korea and the US
06:00 <spence> Yo
08:00 <stebie> yo po
09:00 <stebie> hey Loof
09:00 <Loof> hey :)
11:00 <stebie> it's a slow morning
12:00 <Loof> ye
17:00 <adsmac> hah, sorry Pieter but this is the first time i've gone by this nick, big shoes to fill
17:00 <Pieter> THIS IS SO WRONG
17:00 <Pieter> how would you come up with that nick ???
17:00 <adsmac> Adam MacLeod = adsmac
18:00 <Pieter> OH
18:00 <Pieter> GRRR ARGH
18:00 <Pieter> yes, very big shoes to fill
18:00 <Pieter> smellier ones but still big shoes :p
18:00 <adsmac> haha
19:00 <adsmac> I guess you've been around here for quite a while then?
19:00 <adsmac> I used to hang out on Austnet probably 8-10~ years ago, but never in #melbourne
19:00 <Pieter> thats a fair thing to assume
20:00 <Pieter> thats when he used the nick
20:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam/amen-noodles
20:00 <Pieter> so i take it the names jess and leon mean nothing to you ?
20:00 <adsmac> drawing a blank unfortunately
21:00 <Pieter> this is quite weird
21:00 <Pieter> hehehe ill assume you havent had a brain injury &/or experienced amnesia
21:00 <Pieter> ill leave it at that , anyway :)
21:00 <adsmac> :)
23:00 <Pieter> if a few beign spinning out in here in regards to your alias , you'll atleast know why
23:00 <Pieter> :P
23:00 <Pieter> back to mah chippies bbs
23:00 <Loof> ignore Pieturd adsmac, he's a meth junky and talks nothing but bullshit
23:00 <Loof> just thought a warning was fair
23:00 <shadssss> oo
24:00 <adsmac> haha, thanks Loof, I'll store that recommendation under my hat for later processing
24:00 <Loof> cool :)
25:00 <The_Baron> hey loof
25:00 <The_Baron> how u been dude
25:00 <Loof> hey man
25:00 <Loof> real good
25:00 <Loof> yourself?
26:00 <Loof> hopefully my new vape will come today
26:00 <The_Baron> yeah not too bad
27:00 <The_Baron> did lose a bud in the long grass today though
27:00 <Loof> aww fuck :(
27:00 <The_Baron> :/
27:00 <Loof> big one?
27:00 <The_Baron> yeah, never gonna find it
27:00 <The_Baron> close to a gram 
27:00 <Loof> fuck
27:00 <The_Baron> shit happens I suppose
27:00 <Pieter> heh
27:00 <Loof> this shit i got at the moment is some bodyfuck indica
27:00 <The_Baron> nice
28:00 <Loof> cant walk properly lol
28:00 <The_Baron> yeah I like a good body stone
35:00 <Pieter> stop advertising disco stu ^matty^!!!!!
35:00 <georgeandwell> hi
35:00 <Pieter> Hi !
37:00 <Bastardly_One> leave ^matty^ alone ... first and last thing I'm gonna say about the guy
37:00 <The_Baron> yo b1
38:00 <Bastardly_One> morning
38:00 <The_Baron> oh yeah it is still morning
38:00 <The_Baron> days feel so much longer when u wake up at 5am
38:00 <georgeandwell> whats garn on
38:00 <georgeandwell> n e 
40:00 <stebie> true The_Baron
41:00 <The_Baron> wish I could find that bud in the long grass now, I got fuckall left
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that reminds me
44:00 <Bastardly_One> where'd I put my mix?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah ...
55:00 <In_Command> hey lil mellie are you ok.... 
58:00 <In_Command> mellie plz let me know you are ok....
03:00 <The_Baron> boooooop
10:00 <doctor>  For AustNet's BEST radio station, see #thefuzz or http://www.thefuzz.com.au
11:00 <doctor> RIP
14:00 <Pieter> gday doctor:)
15:00 <doctor> morning piet
15:00 <doctor> much on the agenda for today?
16:00 <Pieter> how ya doin buddy?
16:00 <doctor> i'm doin alright
17:00 <Pieter> ahhh not really , boring as all fuck where I am
17:00 <Pieter> didnt hink it be so quiet
17:00 <Pieter> you?
18:00 <doctor> Nah
18:00 <doctor> There only thing to do here is work, or drink
18:00 <doctor> the
19:00 <Bastardly_One> think I want lunch
19:00 <Pieter> hah , exactly
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the milk bar should be next door
19:00 <Bastardly_One> not up the hill
19:00 <Bastardly_One> bastards
20:00 <doctor> just look towards the general direction of the milk bar and dream about going there
20:00 <Pieter> spot on , we keep a bottle in the portable room but yeh , thats for after hours use , wouldnt be a goood thing dealing with people and ahving some kid smell that shit on me
20:00 <Loof> hi Bastardly_One :)
21:00 <doctor> lol
21:00 <Loof> then follow your dream
21:00 <Loof> actually follow my dreams
21:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy n shit
21:00 <Bastardly_One> think I might get lunch soon then have a nap
21:00 <doctor> I've seen some people, particularly farmers, who wake up at 5am and start drinking
22:00 <Bastardly_One> supposed to be going to the zoo tomorrow
22:00 <doctor> They have very little to do so they just drink instead and do a few odd jobs
22:00 <Pieter> yeh ex's parents used to wake up at 7 and start on the vodka
22:00 <Loof> can you take a photo of a monkey anus for me?
22:00 <doctor> Yeah I could never do that
22:00 <Pieter> was the worst having to have em in mah face pissed :/
22:00 <Loof> preferably one that's masturbating
23:00 <Pieter> i used to do that but i wasnt working at that time
23:00 <doctor> I don't work anymore, though I couldn't picture myself drinking like that
23:00 <doctor> I'd just feel too sick all the time
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I know someone like that
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and he wakes up sick
24:00 <Loof> i was like that
24:00 <Loof> just drink more
24:00 <Bastardly_One> all he does with his time is literally drink bourbon and smoke bongs
24:00 <doctor> Probably has a death wish
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't even eat most days
24:00 <Loof> thats one way to age hardcore
25:00 <Bastardly_One> every time I go to his house I make him at least come and get fish n chips or something
25:00 <doctor> at least you're decent enough to visit him
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't for a while but I should
26:00 <Loof> why do two year olds insist an office chair is big enough for two?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> because it IS
26:00 <Loof> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> far out!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I just did prices on the zoo right?
27:00 <Loof> i wanna go to the zoo
27:00 <Bastardly_One> seniors are MORE than adult concession
27:00 <Loof> good
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm supposed to go tomorrow
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking early start though
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so I might not
27:00 <Pyro-> more public liability.. more likely to be scared by a giraffe
27:00 <Bastardly_One> a "family day"
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Pyro-, heh ... probably
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but you'd expect their concession to be less rather than more
28:00 <Pyro-> old people + scared = heart attack
28:00 <Bastardly_One> $23 for adult concession
28:00 <Loof> or fart attack
28:00 <Pyro-> sue the giraffe
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and $24.12 for senior concesion
29:00 <Pyro-> for pokie money
29:00 <Pyro-> i suppose most adult concession ticket buyers would also be buying a kids ticket or two
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the last time I went the ex I was with at the time totally freaked out a panther
30:00 <Loof> bet the food there is a fucking rip off
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's the thing ... children under 15 are free on school holidays
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet it's $20 for 2 dim sims
30:00 <Bastardly_One> for instance
30:00 <Pyro-> oh.. odd
30:00 <Loof> lol yep
31:00 <Pyro-> a weeks wages for a hotdog and cheese
31:00 <spence> Take sangas 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't mind taking a couple of Js and hanging in the butterfly enclosure though
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was gonna
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but my main issue is it'd be a 6:30am start
31:00 <Bastardly_One> with the family too
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and not be home again until about 6:30pm
32:00 <Pyro-> meet them there at lunch time
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and not be on the news the same night
32:00 <Bastardly_One> for murdering the cunts
32:00 <spence> Took my daughter last year she's 3 and thought it would be fun to pull the wings off 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
32:00 <Pyro-> make them into butterwalks
32:00 <spence> Yep
32:00 <Bastardly_One> My nieces are 5 and 7
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and not sure they've ever been
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so would be fun to experience it with them but pros and cons
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to weight them by about 8pm
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <spence> Yeah
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's when I'm ringing someone in the family to let them know 100 percent one way or the other if I'm coming tomorrow
33:00 <Pyro-> big park just down the road has a heap of aussie native animals .. and it's free to walk around
34:00 <Bastardly_One> where are ya?
34:00 <Loof> i wanna get some daddy long legs
34:00 <Loof> anyone know where?
34:00 <Pyro-> probably about 30 different natives or so.. more including the birds i guess
34:00 <Bastardly_One> there's one of those near Loof and spence
34:00 <Pyro-> in qld
34:00 <Pyro-> ipswich
34:00 <Bastardly_One> well, used to be
34:00 <spence> There's one like that here in dandenong too
34:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaah ippy
34:00 <spence> I walked passed it the other day
34:00 <Bastardly_One> spence, the springy sth one or?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the one nearer?
35:00 <spence> Dandenong near doveton
35:00 <spence> kidds rd
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ah right
35:00 <spence> or clow st
36:00 <Bastardly_One> there is or used to be one on Springvale Rd in Springvale Sth
36:00 <spence> Aah k
36:00 <Bastardly_One> was fucking huge
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and there's a kind of secret spot out in bundoora
36:00 <spence> I'm going to take miah for sure next time I have her
37:00 <Bastardly_One> if you go behind certain houses you will find a shitload of bushland
37:00 <Bastardly_One> full of all sorts of shit
37:00 <spence> snakes
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> mainly wombats and kangaroos
37:00 <spence> Nice
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but you could make a fortune out of day tourists
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and surprised someone hasn't
38:00 <Bastardly_One> whereas I live in a country city surrounded by the legit country
38:00 <spence> Mmm what to eat I'm thinking subway
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and our wildlife park can be done in 10 mins
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and boring as fuck
39:00 <spence> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same ... I'm contemplating lunch
39:00 <spence> fucking srarving
39:00 <spence> starvo
39:00 <Pieter> theres a place obn the cnr of smith n johnston st called happy herbs
39:00 <Pieter> didnt know they sold bathsalts there
39:00 <Pieter> theye ven got ephedra
40:00 <spence> lol bathsalts? What u do with that shit?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's called bath salts
40:00 <spence> Yeah
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's basically one of those boutique party shit
41:00 <Pieter> its just the street name for methadrone / methcathinone and whatever other synthesized shit they make now
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
41:00 <spence> like Meth?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ie: shit to fuck your head with
41:00 <Pieter> forms of meth yeh
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but a legal one mixed with whatever dirty shit they want to get around laws to make it legal
42:00 <Pieter> spun me out cos i never been in there before
42:00 <spence> Fark that
42:00 <Pieter> wrong Bastardly_One 
42:00 <Pieter> but thats what the media wants ya to eblieve
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so you say junky boy
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but I know what I've seen
42:00 <spence> lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> pardon me for knowing something
43:00 <Bastardly_One> now fuck up
44:00 <Pieter> yes yes yes ok now
44:00 <Pieter> aaaanyway
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and on the opposite end of the scale
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ask Loof about his recent experience with lovely legal synthetics
44:00 <Pieter> got things to do bbl
45:00 <Pieter> hyahaahha Loof
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... you always do when you're wrong
45:00 <Bastardly_One> off ya go
45:00 <The_Baron> what is mostly sold is usually methylmethcathinone
45:00 <Pieter> yeh people really gonna trust his frame of mind
45:00 <Pieter> jesus christ
45:00 <The_Baron> which is shittier than methcathinone
45:00 <Pieter> funny shit
45:00 <Pieter> anyway :)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> finally someone that might have a clue
45:00 <Loof> B1 i got some lemon balm today
45:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, my description is basically correct right?
45:00 <Loof> for the wife to vape
45:00 <Loof> for sleep
46:00 <Bastardly_One> legalised version of meth with whatever dirty shit they want to keep it legal
46:00 <Loof> smells like chicken feed, probably is lol
46:00 <Pieter> methylcathinone is methcathinone
46:00 <Pieter> wtf
46:00 <TwEEk> wtf!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it to a layman right?
46:00 <Pieter> WTF!!!
46:00 <Pieter> heheheh
46:00 <TwEEk> hello Pieter 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> think I want a pie
46:00 <Pieter> allo allo
46:00 <Loof> Bastardly_One Pieter just makes up facts to support his argument, why bother?
47:00 <Pieter> paaaaablo paaaablo
47:00 <The_Baron> methylmethcathinone is not quite methcathinone
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, am over it again ... thinking about lunch again now
47:00 <Pieter> The_Baron: methyl is meth
47:00 <simba> heres a fact: knowing the intricacies of meth or any hard drugs isnt cool
47:00 <Pieter> what are ya saying man 
47:00 <The_Baron> well they are analagous
47:00 <Pieter> then take away the meth
48:00 <Pieter> then ya analog
48:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, correct but this will be fun ... Piet Vs one of the few drug users left with a brain The_Baron
48:00 <Pieter> cathinone is then what ya trying to say
48:00 <Pieter> which is khat
48:00 <The_Baron> analogs yes
48:00 <Pieter> and its legal in australia
48:00 <Pieter> theres an import license
48:00 <The_Baron> well it is a component of khat
48:00 <The_Baron> khat also contains a lot of vitamin C
48:00 <simba> piet knows what he is talking about people just hate admitting it 
48:00 <The_Baron> and trace amounts of calcium too
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmm
49:00 <The_Baron> either way, it's a shit drug
49:00 <The_Baron> well cathinone in khat form is oright
49:00 <Pieter> simba: its ok , i dun need anyones verification
49:00 <Pieter> hehe
50:00 <The_Baron> but methcathinone is balls
50:00 <TwEEk> hello simba 
50:00 <TwEEk> I missed you
50:00 <simba> our thing was years ago TwEEk
50:00 <Pieter> The_Baron: not at all true , but if thats your opinion then so be it
50:00 <Pieter> anyway gotta get going , i was just surprised that it was being aold around the corner , its all i was trying to say earlier hehe
51:00 <The_Baron> I didn't like the rush
51:00 <Pieter> dun worry , i dont like the stuff either
51:00 <simba> so happy high herbs sells bath salts
51:00 <simba> wicked
51:00 <simba> i am buyin some 4 my nephew
51:00 <Pieter> yeh hehehe
51:00 <The_Baron> lol
51:00 <The_Baron> wish the 2c's were still legal
52:00 <The_Baron> those were always fun
52:00 <Pieter> 2cb ?
52:00 <Pieter> *shudder*
52:00 <The_Baron> yeah that's one of them
52:00 <The_Baron> I prefer 2ci and 2ct7
52:00 <The_Baron> but yea
52:00 <Pieter> alll this stuff im not a fan of , i like clarity
52:00 <Pieter> not a halucinagine / psychadelic person
52:00 <The_Baron> 4mar for clarity
53:00 <simba> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/q73/s720x720/1560727_557010384393750_1464226913_n.jpg lol
53:00 <Pieter> yeh i love 4-mar
53:00 <Pieter> its the original ice
53:00 <The_Baron> and pyrecetam
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> fark man might b rainin but warm as :/
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> happy new year Baron mit
53:00 <Pieter> 4-MAR is the only thing I enjoyed:)
53:00 <The_Baron> happy new year dude
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn finally picked up my bst friends xmas present bro LOL
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> BIT LATE MATE!
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> cheers bro
53:00 <Pieter> Methylaminorex :)))~~
53:00 <The_Baron> 4-mar in combination with pyrecetam is a cognitive bomb
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey j
54:00 <Pieter> Anyway this started something i didnt intend to happen
54:00 <Pieter> sorry
54:00 <Pieter> anyway gotta go
54:00 <Pieter> bbl
57:00 <simba> BRENT_BACON
57:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
57:00 <British^Meat> so, many, tattoos
58:00 <simba> kiddie pools are fucken strayan mate
58:00 <The_Baron> yeah those half shelf things
58:00 <simba> those were the true classics
58:00 <simba> and metal slides u burn ur ass cheeks on instead of new age plastic
59:00 <British^Meat> the tatts nd middle finger make it seem less wussy
59:00 <simba> (i did this as a baby)
59:00 <doctor> kiddie pools are just urine and chlorine
00:00 <simba> JUST?!
01:00 <doctor> yes young simba, you will be king some day
01:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana look for a playa
02:00 <simba> what u playing
02:00 <British^Meat> let em look georgeandwell
02:00 <British^Meat> quit advertising
02:00 <British^Meat> if you build it, they will come
02:00 <doctor> He's the biggest orc in all of the world of warcraft
02:00 <georgeandwell> im in advertising
03:00 <georgeandwell> i cant help it
04:00 <British^Meat> what are your pros and cons?
04:00 <British^Meat> con would be playa
04:00 <TwEEk> British^Meat!
04:00 <British^Meat> con looking for girls on irc
04:00 <British^Meat> yes?
05:00 <TwEEk> yes!
05:00 <British^Meat> cool
06:00 <georgeandwell> im in sales and marketing
06:00 <georgeandwell> if u dont advertise ur customers wont know u r ther
08:00 <simba> 4liverpool!!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <British^Meat> Southampton :(
09:00 <simba> fuke chelsea
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Southampton
09:00 <Bastardly_One> CHELSEA MUST FUCKING DIE!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
09:00 <georgeandwell> i wanna get a piercing in my anus
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that match the other day ... My god
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Oscar needed an oscar for his second half
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the ref ignored a lot of shit we should of got
10:00 <simba> teh refs always have to ruin it
11:00 <simba> next is  !! FA Cup Action !!
12:00 <British^Meat> was 0 0 at half time, then yer, lost by 3
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that match put a song in my head
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll have to grab it
12:00 <simba> was it 'blue is the color'
12:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana look for a playa
12:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Tp4pOwvFs
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fk yea
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Elvis Costello- (I Don't Want To Go To) Chelsea Video (Jul 11, 2006) 3:19 - Category: Film and Animation - 81,570 views - 385 likes (98.5%), 6 dislikes (1.5%)
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> finally got scotch
13:00 <British^Meat> fark chels
13:00 <British^Meat> right in da ear
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> happy new year simba and Bastardly_One and British^Meat
13:00 <simba> ill have a b 2 that song i hope its good
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope it's a good year for yas
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
13:00 <British^Meat> you should try #sex georgeandwell
13:00 <georgeandwell> merry merry christmas
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no it does not move me
13:00 <georgeandwell> and a happy new year
13:00 <British^Meat> hear its all the rage, and B1 is an op
13:00 <Bastardly_One> even though I've seen the movie
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol merry xmas georgeandwell 
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye get b1 as an op again
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> no politics.
14:00 <georgeandwell> mr hanky the christmas poo
14:00 <Bastardly_One> British^Meat, heh ... that reminds me of the old days ... I'd kick you and troll you to kick you more all the time
14:00 <British^Meat> yes, fun times in that room
14:00 <doctor> There is no power left to abuse 
14:00 <British^Meat> But honest...
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm singing this elvis costello song now
14:00 <British^Meat> i couldnt stand that bloody woman in there
14:00 <British^Meat> I forget her name now
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... which one?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Bonny?
14:00 <British^Meat> started with S?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <British^Meat> Main Op?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Shit ... ummmmmmmmmm
15:00 <Bastardly_One> keep thinking
15:00 <British^Meat> always moaned about the princesswarrior chick
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think I'd know ... only been an @ forever
15:00 <doctor> Sonia?
15:00 <The_Baron> that doesn't narrow it down
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> word doctor
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> happy new year man
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Sonia?
15:00 <British^Meat> no
15:00 <doctor> you too pandas
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Robe Suggest all this year/
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> . even
15:00 <British^Meat> Starry?
15:00 <British^Meat> or something?
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> cheers man
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I got her ops ... keep thinking
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo doc
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I know I know
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i met a fellow b4
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can't think
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> at shops
16:00 <doctor> decent chap?
16:00 <The_Baron> princesswarrior copped so much shit for looking like a wilderbeest bushpig
16:00 <British^Meat> yer
16:00 <British^Meat> on the tip of my tongue
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Paula is a wilderbeast
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> coming back from town with xmas pres for bst mate n this dude he's writing this one story about his 30 yrs in hospitality
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> can't wait for him to call tell me more man
16:00 <British^Meat> it was an S or a Wh
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Paula the wilderbeast country chick
16:00 <British^Meat> Im out of ideas
16:00 <Bastardly_One> shit ... or Wh?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> thinking thinking
17:00 <doctor> 30 years? he must have much to say
17:00 <Bastardly_One> got tissues for my nosebleed?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> thinking causes me nose bleeds
17:00 <British^Meat> but yer, i didnt like her :)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaha
17:00 <doctor> I spent 6 years in retail, that's enough for me to write a few novels about the doom of that industry
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit man
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always been the renegade op ... do what the fuck I want
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> i'd read that
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> enough instanity right there :P
18:00 <doctor> lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> *insanity
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> oops typod
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> /nick typod_boi
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> For he would return to his people, a Spartan, or a poof.
20:00 <georgeandwell> anyone here wana go backpacking?
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> to Nepal
20:00 <georgeandwell> rad
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's my dream then to Bhutan
20:00 <georgeandwell> nothing to see in nepal tho
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> everything majestic to see
21:00 <georgeandwell> i wanna go to latin ameria mexico and europe
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> might even see a sky burial
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> if ur unlucky ;)
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> that'd be nice man latin america
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> Peru?
21:00 <georgeandwell> yeah
21:00 <The_Baron> uruguay for me
21:00 <georgeandwell> go to see as many countries as possible
21:00 <The_Baron> for blatantly obvious reasons
22:00 <georgeandwell> then go to mexico 
23:00 <georgeandwell> might go to thailan for my gender reassignment
24:00 <Bastardly_One> will be cheap
24:00 <Bastardly_One> only about $2500
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually know a malay ladyboy who did it
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah man
24:00 <Bastardly_One> s/he used to chat on here
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean im goin home this yr
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> thru ireland
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> then mum wants to hit Italy again see her great great grandfathers village
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol@last time she was there she realised western italian is so not like actual italian
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> tried to tell her before she left haha
27:00 <georgeandwell> whats the diffreence?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's been there before but she was a kid
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> difference is vast
27:00 <Pyro-> the hair
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> american italian food changed the western worlds perception of what italian food is
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> and culture
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> atm Italy irl faces a great challenge
28:00 <georgeandwell> why is that?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> even in the news, as their fellow states have fallen into depression
28:00 <georgeandwell> itali is just a small place
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> and yet
29:00 <georgeandwell> about the size of nz
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> they ruled the known world.
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
29:00 <georgeandwell> so did england
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> They kicked the Jews out of the middle east and into Europa
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> the Romans
29:00 <georgeandwell> but they are both fuckt down arent they
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> England's the last Great Empire
29:00 <simba> nice oscar got a yellow card for diving against southampton i am watching the highlights
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> simba :)
30:00 <simba> annoying lil boy
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> and England will persevere
30:00 <georgeandwell> i thought the usa is the last empire
30:00 <simba> hi mom how are u
30:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im good & you?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hope we never leave the Commonwealth yo
30:00 <georgeandwell> english pretty much destoryed india
30:00 <simba> gr8 thanke :~)
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> personally I love my Queen.
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
30:00 <georgeandwell> look at the shit hole the curries have
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> India had its time
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> in history dude
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> with the Persians
30:00 <georgeandwell> yeah i know i have a degree in history
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> look at Pakistan
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was part of India
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> and should be now
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> the Muslims have been there, in India ever since and now it's rife
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> you do, cool!
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't have such a degree
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool that you do :P
32:00 <xm> did you finish highschool PandasDontDrive 
32:00 <georgeandwell> yeh
32:00 <georgeandwell> thats just life my friend
33:00 <georgeandwell> be happy , be free
33:00 <georgeandwell> dont worry about stuff
33:00 <simba> dont annoy irc by spamming 'N e'
33:00 <simba> but agreed
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> bk
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah man
34:00 <georgeandwell> n e grlz wana connect 1st thng 2014
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's it called
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> on fone
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> did yr 10 11 12 over fone
34:00 <simba> why do that georgeandwell
34:00 <georgeandwell> do wotz
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> was choice cause i was a smoker by then haha
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> so u sit down on fone ur lesson uno n im smokin cigs ;)
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> homeschool!
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah georgeandwell about life, who knows, and who does know I hope is self educated.
35:00 <georgeandwell> school is pretty much a waste time but they say our education is the worlds best
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> otherwise people wouldnt worship gods that dont exist
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> depends
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> in my mothers day people would leave after yr 10
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> and those that stayed, a lot of them it was because they needed it to become a doctor or what not, or just to finish but a lot left.
36:00 <georgeandwell> they should just keep the creme and the whey should just go to the feed stock
36:00 <georgeandwell> man the factories
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> brule
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> need somebody too
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> to*
36:00 <georgeandwell> crazy thing in aussie is traides get paid more than educated people
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol man i had this discussion with a chick other day
37:00 <simba> georgeandwell did you look that up online
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> she couldnt believe that if it werent for women, we wouldnt have won the war, ww2
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba u got ashlee on ur fb yet?
37:00 <simba> have you ever been to aus georgeandwell?
37:00 <simba> no
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> add her up
37:00 <georgeandwell> i live in ausland
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
38:00 <simba> why 
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> me or him?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> him ah :p
38:00 <georgeandwell> cos its a shit country
38:00 <simba> no
38:00 <simba> ffffffffffffffff
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> love aus
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont be a cunt man
38:00 <georgeandwell> ok
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> at least we havent had the misfortune of a war of independence
38:00 <georgeandwell> i just dont like irish aussies
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> and civil
39:00 <simba> i dont like you
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like most people
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> creed and colour dont matter bro
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> not in aus
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> so the French, a lot of them are worried about France
39:00 <Tails> Eureka stockade came close :P
39:00 <georgeandwell> the original aussies r okay...but the aussies and irish who came after the 1940s and 1960s r shit
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> say multi-culturalism breeds racism and surely yes it does
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> but we have no lessons to learn otherwise
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> the muslims did it, wonderfully
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> I do not believe you are educated.
40:00 <georgeandwell> yeah europe has a big muslim problem
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> I believe you lie.
40:00 <simba> fuck u georgeandwell die bitch
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> it doesnt
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> it has a fanatic problem
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> not just sublime
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude
40:00 <georgeandwell> i tell u what though....i know a lot of muslims...in my workplace, and they are pretty much all fanatics even if they claim they arent
40:00 <Tails> ... ps4 sucks?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> old men might bitch and say it is Islam
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> but it's not.
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> do you look down on them or perceive them to be as the same as you are?
41:00 <georgeandwell> islam has the ability to turn a regular bloke into a total egotistical brain dead retard
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the Crusades?
41:00 <georgeandwell> who will crash plains into buildings man
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> wasn't a lot of it terrorism?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> because it was..
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> Alexander the Great
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> in Modern times
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> would be considered as bad and mean and spineless as Hitler.
43:00 <simba> yea
43:00 <British^Meat> georgeandwell is fairly new to irc?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ay simb ys hope u request ash bro cause she does want you to
43:00 <simba> georgeandwell doesnt know what he is talkin about
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> ya*
43:00 <British^Meat> i see him as the latest influx of december dudes
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> that'd make a novella
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> The December Dudes
43:00 <simba> no she doesnt
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> sounds good already man!
44:00 <British^Meat> why is he doing that simba?
44:00 <British^Meat> its really weird :/
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> me?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause ash still remembers simba n thinks he's cool
45:00 <simba> does she talk about me every week
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha nah but when like talk about besties
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> THERE'S NO ROOM FOR SOFTNESS ASHLEE NOT IN SPARTA!
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i Say, i say, only the hard, only the hard ;)
48:00 <simba> 4liverpoop
49:00 <georgeandwell> i live near footscray
55:00 <TheRon> dude!
55:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svWINSRhQU0
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Police - Wrapped Around Your Finger (Feb 23, 2010) 5:12 - Category: Music - 3,380,321 views - 12,556 likes (98.4%), 206 dislikes (1.6%)
56:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2t9J4YBI_0
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sarah McLachlan - River (Oct 19, 2010) 4:03 - Category: Music - 352,571 views - 1,566 likes (98.8%), 19 dislikes (1.2%)
56:00 <doctor> i want to dance around candles like that
58:00 <Loof> Im currently doing poo
58:00 <Simwolf> doctor... what sort of worthless insurance policies are they?
58:00 <TheRon> and irc, skills
58:00 <doctor> expensive worthless ones!
58:00 <Simwolf> that narrows it down...
58:00 <TheRon> bastards woke me up at 11, 12 and then 1 am on new years eve
59:00 <doctor> yeah but i'm an honest salesman
59:00 <Loof> Doctor doctor can't you see my ass is burning
59:00 <doctor> I don't smile or shake your hand. I'm not happy to see you and infact I make it obvious that I just want your money
59:00 <Simwolf> You work in a call centre?
00:00 <TheRon> he's jason from racv
00:00 <Frostywheat> is pot legal yet
00:00 <TheRon> is colorado it is
01:00 <Frostywheat> yeah saw that
01:00 <TheRon> not moving to denver?
03:00 <georgeandwell> jon denver
03:00 <TheRon> the john denver experience
03:00 <georgeandwell> makes me feel like nature
03:00 <georgeandwell> again
04:00 <TheRon> doctor, pat benetar - love is a battlefield
04:00 <doctor> that's a good one
04:00 <TheRon> indeed
04:00 <georgeandwell> love is digitalis
04:00 <doctor> TheRon makes a fine DJ with no equipment or audience
05:00 <TheRon> i should get a cruiseship job
05:00 <TheRon> dj the pool
05:00 <TheRon> none of this ibiza crap
05:00 <doctor> A cruiseship destined to the bottom of the sea maybe
05:00 <doctor> Thats where you can work in your prime
06:00 <TheRon> my parents went on the christmas, they're trying to get us kids to go the next one
06:00 <TheRon> cruise
07:00 <doctor> Yeah mine do that
07:00 <Frostywheat> lol
07:00 <Frostywheat> why
07:00 <TheRon> why what?
07:00 <doctor> Cause theyre old, they do that sort of thing
08:00 <doctor> TheRon, do they own a caravan and go travelling a lot?
09:00 <TheRon> no
09:00 <TheRon> they went to japan earlier the year though
09:00 <doctor> Maybe buy them one
09:00 <TheRon> they don't like driving
09:00 <doctor> Not to be nice or anything, just to get them to go away for long periods of time
10:00 <doctor> Remember, it's all about YOU
10:00 <TheRon> months at a time is all good
02:00 <Excessive> there's like 2 fckn gd fo noffin trees out the front jus takin up space ......... I said to my neighbour when the apple, lemon and pear get big enough I'mnah cut these trees down a foot or so from the ground and get some sleepers and bolt em onto the stumps and make lil seats out of em and plant the apple, pear and lemon in
02:00 <Excessive> nah not too much into flowers
02:00 <Excessive> there's like 2 fckn gd fo noffin trees out the front jus takin up space ......... I said to my neighbour when the apple, lemon and pear get big enough I'mnah cut these trees down a foot or so from the ground and get some sleepers and bolt em onto the stumps and make lil seats out of em and plant the apple, pear and lemon in
02:00 <Excessive> nah not too much into flowers
03:00 <Excessive> jus shit that i can make use out of
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
03:00 <Nikky`> Hey ness :o)
03:00 <ness> hi Nikky
03:00 <Excessive> jus shit that i can make use out of
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
03:00 <Nikky`> Hey ness :o)
03:00 <ness> hi Nikky
04:00 <ness> whats happening?
04:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot here, chillin.. you?
04:00 <ness> first chance to sit down
04:00 <berger> http://i.imgur.com/ItJwhyx.jpg
04:00 <Excessive> lol, mah neighbour has gone lookin for his bird with the torch lol
04:00 <Excessive> gd luck to him lol
04:00 <ness> whats happening?
04:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot here, chillin.. you?
04:00 <ness> first chance to sit down
04:00 <berger> http://i.imgur.com/ItJwhyx.jpg
04:00 <Excessive> lol, mah neighbour has gone lookin for his bird with the torch lol
04:00 <Excessive> gd luck to him lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/8W9t5F7.jpg
05:00 <couleurs> jb you've done it again !
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/8W9t5F7.jpg
05:00 <couleurs> jb you've done it again !
06:00 <Bastardly_One> 96%
06:00 <Bastardly_One> 97
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you should all be getting excited
06:00 <Excessive> like when he had the bigger bird, the 1-st one that got away .......... it fckn made heaps of fckn noise etc ......... I said to him "listen to it man, it's cryin for freedom" .......... and then it got away
06:00 <Bastardly_One> means I'll at least stop talking for half an hour
06:00 <Bastardly_One> 96%
06:00 <Bastardly_One> 97
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you should all be getting excited
06:00 <Excessive> like when he had the bigger bird, the 1-st one that got away .......... it fckn made heaps of fckn noise etc ......... I said to him "listen to it man, it's cryin for freedom" .......... and then it got away
06:00 <Bastardly_One> means I'll at least stop talking for half an hour
07:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/k4wTWYO.jpg
07:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/k4wTWYO.jpg
08:00 <Bastardly_One> back soon
08:00 <couleurs> wait a sec their a real band???
08:00 <Bastardly_One> back soon
08:00 <couleurs> wait a sec their a real band???
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