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00:00 <spence> bitches are like stitches u take em out...n they open up 
00:00 <megamanga> HAHAHAA
00:00 <spence> Electron microscope even lolz
00:00 <megamanga> hummer n a chicken feed all in one
00:00 <spence> mums a dickhead!
01:00 <spence> Cocks for cash
01:00 <emuls> i has no penis
01:00 <Liinda> looks ike i didnt miss much :P
01:00 <spence> Emuls I'm kidding
01:00 <spence> don't start squirting some bruz
02:00 <spence> lil mini 
02:00 <simba> girls are something spence has only seen in movies and heard about from his dads stories about beating some
03:00 <simba> he learned the art of "beating shielas" at the age of twelve
03:00 <spence> Simba is an emo baby lion :)
03:00 <simba> good 1
03:00 <spence> Simba u r awesome 
04:00 <spence> As awesome as a dead baby 
05:00 <spence> I'm jk ur a cool big cat
05:00 <spence> lil big cat 
05:00 <simba> Hahaha.
05:00 <emuls> http://i.imgur.com/F8GM5HH.gif
07:00 <Bastardly_One> .
07:00 <spence> Emuls his head like ur Willy... Non existent
07:00 <spence> I'm jk 
07:00 <spence> U the man
08:00 <couleurs> thank u
08:00 <emuls> http://i.imgur.com/PMNRihx.gif
08:00 <spence> That's cool Couleurs 
09:00 <Kynetic> lol
10:00 <spence> I'm down with that cat emuls
10:00 <spence> ur freaking awes bruv
11:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <megamanga> awwwww mum works hard aye
12:00 <couleurs> RIP emule
12:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/pOTt8QZWSdw
12:00 <spence> Lots a cock for cash bruv
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daft Punk "Get Lucky" - Академический ансамбль песни и пляски ВВ МВД РФ (Dec 2, 2013) 3:19 - Category: Comedy - 70,541 views - 1,080 likes (98.4%), 18 dislikes (1.6%)
12:00 <couleurs> aheaheaheahe
13:00 <spence> doeys in the carpark n shit 
13:00 <simba> like the legend of the phoenix
13:00 <megamanga> tits
13:00 <stebie> \m/
13:00 <Kynetic> where?
13:00 <couleurs> weed up all night 2 get luky
13:00 <megamanga> im slowly growing them
14:00 <Kynetic> sik
14:00 <Kynetic> can i touch them?
14:00 <Liinda> moobs?
14:00 <megamanga> when they grow yes
14:00 <Kynetic> all feels the same with ur eyes closed
14:00 <Liinda> you know that rubbing them makes em grow :P
14:00 <Kynetic> boobs are boobs. u know?
14:00 <Liinda> true
14:00 <megamanga> the hair makes the diff
15:00 <Liinda> just the nipples are diff
15:00 <spence> Boobs ain't Boobs... Simba is a boob 
16:00 <spence> Liinda has nipples like bath plugs 
16:00 <megamanga> h
16:00 <megamanga> haha
16:00 <simba> h
16:00 <couleurs> h
16:00 <Liinda> wanna pull them?
16:00 <megamanga> this keyboard is fucked
16:00 <simba> a likely excuse, you h-spammer
16:00 <spence> I would be down for it
17:00 <megamanga> if we pull on them will your tit deflate ?
17:00 <couleurs> hhhhhhhhhhhh
17:00 <Kynetic> wait
17:00 <Kynetic> oh
17:00 <Kynetic> i thought you said pull them off
17:00 <Kynetic> jesus
17:00 <spence> Lolz
17:00 <Kynetic> who would wanna pull someones nipples off?
17:00 <megamanga> me
17:00 <Kynetic> even if they did look like bath plugs!
17:00 <megamanga> for later licking
17:00 <spence> I pull my own off
17:00 <Kynetic> yeah but theyd be all cold and stiff
17:00 <spence> once in a while.....
17:00 <megamanga> the way i like them
17:00 <megamanga> ahurrrrr
17:00 <Kynetic> you may as well lick a dead piece of skin
18:00 <Kynetic> or a rock
18:00 <spence> Lols stiff nips
18:00 <spence> Ahahaha
18:00 <spence> lmao
18:00 <Liinda> i never said to pull them off, sheesh!!!
18:00 <spence> rockbiter lol
19:00 <spence> I love that cunt neverending story
19:00 <Kynetic> its ok Liinda. noone is pulling your nipples off. just.. dont agree to meet megamanga somewhere quiet.
19:00 <Kynetic> rockbiter is a dude.
19:00 <megamanga> lek shu that alley down behind the railway
19:00 <megamanga> i swear legit
19:00 <Liinda> you saying to let him pull them in public?? 
19:00 <Liinda> lek shu hahaha
19:00 <spence> much the Fuck outta them solid rock nippies
20:00 <couleurs> hhhhhhhhhhhh
20:00 <Kynetic> Liinda why not?
20:00 <Kynetic> then more people get to enjoy it
20:00 <Liinda> this is true... kind of like a public service
20:00 <Kynetic> no
21:00 <Kynetic> its nothing at all like the public service
21:00 <Kynetic> then nothing at all would happen.
21:00 <spence> Lolz
21:00 <Liinda> well, I'd charge, so its exactly a public service
21:00 <Liinda> get charged for nothing!
21:00 <Kynetic> lol
22:00 <Liinda> i really should try sleep. didn't get a decent sleep last night
22:00 <Liinda> goodnight xx
22:00 <spence> Too much malakia?
23:00 <Liinda> no, just unwell.
23:00 <spence> Not nice :)
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> megamanga :)
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hai
23:00 <spence> sorry to hear
23:00 <megamanga> hai
23:00 <couleurs> this tannis match ownes!!!!!!!
23:00 <MistressOfMayhem> how's u?
23:00 <Liinda> *tennis *owns
23:00 <Liinda> :P
24:00 <megamanga> bored as fuck at work as always
24:00 <megamanga> u
24:00 <MistressOfMayhem> in bed bored lol
24:00 <Liinda> nights!!!
24:00 <spence> do some work then mang
24:00 <couleurs> shut up and go 2 sleep Liinda !!!!!!!
24:00 <spence> Fuck off from here yeah
24:00 <Liinda> couleurs hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im going sheeesh
24:00 <couleurs> and Bye
24:00 <couleurs> :~)
24:00 <Liinda> night spunky
24:00 <spence> layderz
24:00 <megamanga> yeah i wish i was in bed
24:00 <couleurs> hhhhhhh
25:00 <spence> don't dream bout me...
25:00 <Liinda> lol nights
25:00 <couleurs> wish i was a bed
25:00 <MistressOfMayhem> plenty of room?
25:00 <couleurs> a bed room
26:00 <spence> Plenty of room in couleurs arse yeah
26:00 <couleurs> hhhhhhhh
26:00 <spence> Iiiiiiiiii
26:00 <spence> j
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> idiots
26:00 <MistressOfMayhem> just morons
27:00 <spence> mistress
27:00 <spence> are u my mistress?
27:00 <couleurs> grow a brain moran
27:00 <spence> Lick my arse and tweak my nipples mistress
28:00 <spence> Moran huh which one Jason?
28:00 <couleurs> lol spence u rok
28:00 <spence> Tell me something I don't know lolz
28:00 <couleurs> lolz
28:00 <spence> I'm jus playing man
28:00 <megamanga> the lake tardikaka shark has a 9 inch penis
29:00 <couleurs> me 2
29:00 <spence> fair schlong
29:00 <spence> but mistress has a fairer schlong holster
29:00 <megamanga> schlong holster thats a new one
29:00 <spence> again I'm playing
30:00 <spence> is it megamanga?
30:00 <couleurs> `ben spence 
30:00 <megamanga> for me it is
30:00 <spence> Cool :-)
30:00 <spence> yeah Ben spence
31:00 <spence> I don't get benned..
32:00 <spence> Lol Couleurs u homogay mangamega 
32:00 <steps> hey any u ppl got a ps4?
32:00 <spence> Total big poofter man
32:00 <spence> yes steps
33:00 <steps> is your screen fucked? mine keeps randomly going blank
33:00 <steps> doing my head in
33:00 <spence> No yours must be fucked bruv
33:00 <steps> fucking cock suckers
33:00 <spence> sell it
33:00 <steps> lol
33:00 <spence> lolz
33:00 <couleurs> put it in da bin mate
33:00 <couleurs> get an xsux
34:00 <steps> wtf is a xsux
34:00 <spence> Stfu couleurs
34:00 <couleurs> new nintenondo
34:00 <spence> ur so....couleurs
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> spence: no. I'm not your mistress
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> infact I'm not a mistress at all
35:00 <spence> Damn sorry wrong bitch
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> if u want one, go look on fetlife
35:00 <spence> no thanks
35:00 <spence> I'm fine 
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no wonder you get alone with the other morons on here
35:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP
35:00 <spence> Mistress lolz
35:00 <spence> no wonder 
36:00 <megamanga> will a mistress wash my clothes n stuff?
36:00 <megamanga> coz that would be handy
36:00 <spence> sorry nice name
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> say that one more time
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no megamanga a sub would
36:00 <megamanga> damn
36:00 <spence> mistress
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no
36:00 <spence> Lolz
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> say mistress lolz
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> one line 
36:00 <spence> mistress lolz
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> twice more :)
36:00 <spence> mistress lol
36:00 <spence> z
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fail
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you suck at this
37:00 <spence> I'm dumb but not quite....
37:00 <couleurs> hhhhhhhhh
37:00 <megamanga> i put on my robe n wizard hat
37:00 <spence> misstress lolz
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> why megamanga ?
37:00 <spence> wizard sleeve
37:00 <megamanga> to cast a level 43 erection of the infinite
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> u dork
38:00 <megamanga> its a bloodninja quote
38:00 <spence> mistress lolz
38:00 <spence> mistress lol
38:00 <couleurs> hhhhhhhh
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> no idea what that is megamanga 
38:00 <megamanga> this retard from irc
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> why the fuck is the repeat ban not working
38:00 <spence> Soz mistress just sounds like a slutty dominetrix
39:00 <couleurs> hhhhhhhh
39:00 <megamanga> lolz
39:00 <couleurs> lol
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> there we go
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> that's what I was waiting for
39:00 <couleurs> outsmarted!!!!!!
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> not the brightest tool in the shed
39:00 <Excessive> sharpest*
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> either or
40:00 <couleurs> u rok MisterOfHymen
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> brightest light... whoops lmfao
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you think you're creative couleurs ?
41:00 <Excessive> so ................
41:00 <megamanga> i wish to go back to bed, fuck work
41:00 <Excessive> I think I might've helped some poor girl today with a second chance at life
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I told you megamanga 
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> plenty of room here :)
41:00 <couleurs> yes i am
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> good on you Excessive !
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> not often you hear of something like that anymore
42:00 <Excessive> there was a post on fb that some friend from back at home shared abt this 24 yr old chick fighting cancer
43:00 <megamanga> no wheezin the juice!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hey
43:00 <megamanga> tempting offer but mrs would not be happy about that
43:00 <Excessive> and heaps of comments from everyone even doctors explainin all abt cancer
44:00 <Bastardly_One> on a fast food note
44:00 <spence> Fe u pal wtf
44:00 <Bastardly_One> have you noticed if you have McDs in range of being able to go to more than one
44:00 <Bastardly_One> how they're never the same?
44:00 <spence> lol encino man gold
44:00 <British^Meat> dont tax my gig so hard core-crusta
44:00 <Bastardly_One> like one might be shit and the other ok
44:00 <Bastardly_One> or something
44:00 <megamanga> i judge it by the neanderthal taking the order
44:00 <megamanga> if they have to double check, its going to be shit
45:00 <spence> lol crusta
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it seems one specific McDs ... no matter what time I go in ... they have shit filet o fish
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's always when I really want one
45:00 <spence> check out my cat ARRRRUUUUU
45:00 <megamanga> go to a fish n chip shop?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought I'd change the subject from nutters
45:00 <Bastardly_One> was kind of getting over it
46:00 <spence> WAS pretty emo
46:00 <spence> betty...betty nugz
46:00 <Bastardly_One> all started from warning you not to be sucked in
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but I know you can make your mind up
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but we've all seen it is all
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and you seem alright
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that scared the shit out of me
47:00 <megamanga> what
47:00 <megamanga> what am i reading
47:00 <Bastardly_One> just booted up a game
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and kind of forgot I had the headphones on
47:00 <Bastardly_One> BOOM!
47:00 <spence> Lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, spence seems to be falling for pandas shit
47:00 <Bastardly_One> we were warning him
47:00 <Bastardly_One> somehow turned into a convo about legit nutters
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all you missed
48:00 <Bastardly_One> or didn't read mega
48:00 <spence> Lil
48:00 <spence> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna work TheROn out
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been a mission of mine for years
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy is so vague
48:00 <spence> he seems cool
48:00 <milk> meow
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but you never know shit about him
49:00 <spence> he likes cricket
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he likes sport in general
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a country bloke
49:00 <Bastardly_One> in the same city as Doodle and I
50:00 <megamanga> i was on the phone i probably missed it
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you've missed nothing
50:00 <Excessive> this is wat I've been lookin for Bastardly_One ........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dk_8t2s6uA
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: City and Colour - The Lonely Life [Lyric Video] (Sep 26, 2013) 4:39 - Category: Music - 27,127 views - 414 likes (99.8%), 1 dislikes (0.2%)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm surprised at the time it's been that much waffle in here tonight
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up Excessive :P
50:00 <spence> I'm not falling for anyone's shit mate
51:00 <British^Meat> Im a bit over TheRon tbh
51:00 <British^Meat> is all just the same these days
51:00 <British^Meat> sports
51:00 <British^Meat> beer
51:00 <spence> lol nothing wrong with that
52:00 <spence> is poker a sport?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> true British^Meat ...
52:00 <Bastardly_One> good question but if he's serious about that
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking forward to winning his money
52:00 <Excessive> if u poke her the right way it could be :P
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm good at texas hold em
53:00 <spence> I'd smoke ur arses
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
53:00 <spence> love Texas
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and if there were enough people ... the bro in law and I could seriously clean every fucker up
53:00 <fawks> aaand im back
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not too shabby either
53:00 <Excessive> wasn't h2o into Holdem?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> wb fawks
53:00 <spence> I'll have 100 on that
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah h2o is good only at hold 'em
54:00 <fawks> ty
54:00 <Bastardly_One> orly spence ... you must think you're not bad either *lol*
54:00 <spence> I get by .....
54:00 <Bastardly_One> shit at 5 card stud
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I think I'm not too bad at hold em at all if I do say so myself
55:00 <Excessive> who r we holdin?
55:00 <spence> u played at casino?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> once
55:00 <spence> My nutsack
55:00 <Bastardly_One> decided the dealer was rigging too hardcore
56:00 <Bastardly_One> quit second or third hand
56:00 <spence> ok cool I haven't but I'm going to....one day
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh great
57:00 <Bastardly_One> just what I don't want
57:00 <spence> Mad cash stack on the poker table Fuk me dead
57:00 <Bastardly_One> in this retarded game I have to do a cage match
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and I hate them
58:00 <stompin> bitches
58:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=299921763465903&set=vb.242640715860675&type=2&theater
58:00 <faux> rofl.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I bet moederately ... I find that's a good strategy to come out the other end on top
59:00 <Bastardly_One> warn me faux
59:00 <Bastardly_One> whenever it's best vines
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so I don't click ... they're always shit :P
59:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=299918130132933&set=vb.242640715860675&type=2&theater
00:00 <simba> rofl.
00:00 <simba> trust me - rofl.
00:00 <faux> http://25.media.tumblr.com/8b8803378cd78608ae989730d4662d30/tumblr_mqdo68wJli1qa53bso1_500.gif
00:00 <Excessive> friend of mine plays blackjack .......... reckons that if he loses a bet he bets the next round with that lost bet into account, so if he lost 5 bux last bet, he'll bet again and add the lost 5 bux to the bet and bet 10 bux aso
01:00 <doctor> Please, I'm beyond that
01:00 <Excessive> I told him ......... no 1 will put up a business if they're gonnah lose lol
02:00 <spence> Mervin Chan just won Aussie millions 1.6 mil
02:00 <simba> i knew that gif would be a butt 8)
02:00 <simba> butes
02:00 <spence> Fk me
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she likes her buts
03:00 <Bastardly_One> *butts
03:00 <simba> who doesnt love butts
03:00 <simba> only sickos
03:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmmmmm, ok lemmeh see
03:00 <simba> sick, fucked up retarded pieces of cr*p
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I just noticed the animation though
03:00 <Bastardly_One> if she had a pussy like that
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna marry her
03:00 <shadz> retard hour is IT
04:00 <Bastardly_One> if it can do that with her just rubbing it
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gotta be awesome
04:00 <Excessive> ok ........
04:00 <simba> wat
04:00 <simba> wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
04:00 <faux> wtf
04:00 <faux> http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b55ae98833b4718b260d7e70382a748/tumblr_mnw54pyYIr1qdlh1io1_400.gif
04:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that's one fat wobbly pussy
04:00 <Bastardly_One> or
04:00 <Bastardly_One> get do amazing things or bad animation
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ouch!
05:00 <simba> i like how she holds her nose in the run up
05:00 <Bastardly_One> say hello to broken ankles I'd imaine
05:00 <Bastardly_One> *imagine
06:00 <faux> rofl http://25.media.tumblr.com/b04f21fd45e1263b4d346e7137c52947/tumblr_mp2popmhGe1qdlh1io1_400.gif
06:00 <Bastardly_One> for the record
06:00 <faux> http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa964c9d803cd1d26c9171cc216b2199/tumblr_moxprfrKp41s9hj2do1_500.gif
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate that when that happens
07:00 <Bastardly_One> bah
07:00 <Bastardly_One> would be more impressive if she had curves
07:00 <Bastardly_One> too skinny
07:00 <faux> Bastardly_One irl http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec8484a0347c16810b3dbf4d18b12e80/tumblr_mpm3455Yn71s5i3vgo1_1280.jpg
08:00 <simba> now heres a woman with curves https://31.media.tumblr.com/f7998b5dd5732684d11ee481ed3f09c6/tumblr_mytv5rjcIz1s3o3dro1_500.jpg
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> soooooooooooooooo is
08:00 <faux> http://24.media.tumblr.com/cb9d082e33c832cf56c824dcbb6ee5ce/tumblr_mkiq9hXLvC1qc3bo6o1_500.gif
08:00 <Excessive> depends wat 1 calls a babe
08:00 <Bastardly_One> dear god
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I was hoping he was gonna hit the rocks
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ripped off
09:00 <faux> i wanna see the full vid
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same
09:00 <Excessive> simba, yuck, faux it looks animated
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I saved the link for that me one though
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm using that in the other place I chat
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <simba> LOL!
10:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/deec6e5bc211f3098e97ac13cd6f4bc7/tumblr_myt4dqVNew1qdlh1io1_400.gif sneakty
10:00 <simba> sneaky
11:00 <doctor> that guy with the two penises is making the rounds on the internet at the moment, several sites have mentioned him
11:00 <Excessive> doctor, strange that u r followin it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> am postive it's a rehash that story
12:00 <simba> i heard he uses irc
12:00 <doctor> Why is it strange?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm positive he was around a few years ago for some reason
12:00 <Excessive> donno, I wouldn't "keep an eye on it"
12:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151937198376647&set=vb.88216396646&type=2&theater
12:00 <faux> .
13:00 <doctor> I think his stories all bullshit
14:00 <doctor> He's just looking to become some kind of meme or something
14:00 <simba> yeah for fucken BlackDevil to link into irc like a god damn asshole
14:00 <doctor> lol
15:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/fbb7039c8c033d9c05376e4ccb9fab7e/tumblr_myr5xnNiGK1slm7rco2_r1_400.gif
15:00 <Excessive> oh .......... lol domesticated man song is on lol .......... like some1 I know
16:00 <simba> Mmmmm. Yeah.
16:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmmmmmm, I might jus wind this thing back to 5 volts
16:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1545556_276344959183559_680469418_n.jpg
16:00 <faux> ross
16:00 <faux> grosss*
16:00 <simba> ross from friends
17:00 <Bastardly_One> or in that pic ... ross whatshisface the english comedian
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ross noble
18:00 <spence> I remember that pic was at the docs when I was a pup....
18:00 <spence> fucked up
18:00 <faux> simba i swear i said that in my head when i typed ross
18:00 <faux> then iclicked back here ad you typedi t 
18:00 <faux> O M 
18:00 <faux> G
18:00 <faux> also
18:00 <faux> rofl @ this
18:00 <faux> Its been asked if it is acceptable or sinful to go out on a date. It is not sinful to go out on a date with another person so long as you never sleep with another person until marriage; and so long as you make clear your intentions and that they are good; as well as not kissing that person and being romantic until it is clear you have gone to that next stage of being in a relationship which 
18:00 <faux> can only ever be on the basis that both intentions are to get married.
19:00 <faux> this guys status
19:00 <faux> .
19:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
19:00 <simba> is that from the book on how to be gay
19:00 <Bastardly_One> is he Islamic or just a virgin?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> or what simba asked too
19:00 <simba> maybe hes [email protected]
20:00 <milk> people read it
20:00 <simba> !Random Question Generator! Helena Bonham Carter asks: Is it okay to be Asian?
21:00 <faux> no
21:00 <faux> hes christina
21:00 <faux> uh
21:00 <faux> chrsitina
21:00 <faux> OL
21:00 <faux> christian
21:00 <BMP> http://i.imgur.com/SGpC3RK.gif
21:00 <faux> i cant type that
21:00 <Excessive> lawl
21:00 <faux> lol @ calling from a boat
21:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
22:00 <Bastardly_One> good old tandy aka radio shack too
22:00 <Excessive> long gone in oz
22:00 <faux> I heard Justin Bieber has am 8 inch dick.....
22:00 <faux> .......... but it’s in his ass and belongs to Usher.
22:00 <faux> hehe
22:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
23:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you call 5 day guys walking the same way
23:00 <Bastardly_One> one direction
23:00 <Excessive> fckn fck fck fck 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> huhu
23:00 <Excessive> I really need that power supply
23:00 <faux> day guys
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
23:00 <faux> what about night guys
23:00 <Bastardly_One> *gay
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you hush
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you typo all the time
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I only do it every second time
24:00 <simba> muslim_magpie
25:00 <simba> look its jafar from aladin https://31.media.tumblr.com/dec22e0166752a8f5598c26c28544992/tumblr_mx50sh5vN61qef808o1_1280.jpg
25:00 <simba> 420 all day!!!
25:00 <doctor> he looks like my cat
25:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
25:00 <Bastardly_One> minus the pot he kind of looks like the only true goth in this city
26:00 <Excessive> lol @ lookin 4 friends
26:00 <spence> What's a little bald..a little hairy.. it smells like fish and rhymes with drop punt???
26:00 <doctor> What kind of question is that?
26:00 <simba> weed
26:00 <Bastardly_One> spence, you ... you cunt :D
26:00 <spence> Rex Hunt 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> same thing
27:00 <Excessive> I mite pill out
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that guy is a cunt
27:00 <spence> Lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> night then Excessive
27:00 <spence> Rex?
27:00 <simba> pretty good joke man
27:00 <doctor> Is he still around?
27:00 <Excessive> nah not jus yet
27:00 <doctor> I thought a sting ray killed him
27:00 <Excessive> but soon
27:00 <simba> yibbidi yibbida 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he's a cunt that guy in real life
27:00 <fawks> lolol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and only just doctor
27:00 <spence> I've met him
28:00 <spence> boat n fishing show
28:00 <spence> was a doucher
28:00 <simba> Yeah, he's my Uncle.
28:00 <spence> yibbidi yibbida
28:00 <simba> didnt he die from an OAK overdose
29:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
29:00 <shadz> retard hour is IT
29:00 <Excessive> seen that big cap I posted earlier Bastardly_One?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> damn you by the way
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I really want an oak chocolate milk now
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dunno Excessive
29:00 <Excessive> fckn do milk n coffe
30:00 <Excessive> e
30:00 <simba> Serpent Squadron.
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hate coffee
30:00 <simba> fkckne
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I want oak chocolate milk now
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fkn!
30:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/r90/1526251_10200755954695847_2093283242_n.jpg
30:00 <Excessive> 2 farad mutha fuckah
30:00 <simba> buy a gigantic dildo and fuck ur own asshole 2 sleep
30:00 <simba> is that ur dildo Excessive
31:00 <Excessive> gonnah use it on my power supply for the mining rig
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that wouldn't work
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in adelaide
32:00 <Excessive> ok Adelaide then
32:00 <simba> im guile
32:00 <spence> Lol dhalsim was so annoying
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm cammy
32:00 <Bastardly_One> as I'm like ... hawt
33:00 <simba> im beyonce
33:00 <shadz> retard hour is IT
33:00 <faux> http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/
33:00 <spence> I'm sheeva
33:00 <Bastardly_One> really? beyonce is really a man
33:00 <Bastardly_One> time to break it to you
34:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it' the big show
34:00 <Bastardly_One> this theme cracks me up as much as it does simba
34:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason
35:00 <simba> yea it rox
35:00 <Bastardly_One> (is still playing that shit game)
35:00 <simba> all of those 90s wwf intros summed up cheesy 90s rock and bad metal off shoots well
35:00 <Atari> hey simba
35:00 <simba> they were all gay nu metal and stuff
35:00 <Bastardly_One> basically
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and by the way
35:00 <simba> so gay
35:00 <simba> hi
35:00 <Bastardly_One> soundwave
36:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck made altered bridge think they could tour?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> has been one hit wonders
36:00 <Atari> what do they mean by "pre-detrmined match" in WWE anyone want to enlighten me ?
36:00 <simba> some1 should fingerbang their assholes 2 death
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the result is already fixed
36:00 <Atari> oh ok
36:00 <Excessive> pre-determined .......... rigged match?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> bit self explanitory
37:00 <doctor> simba, plz simba
37:00 <Atari> so they fix it from the ratings
37:00 <Atari> i get it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all scripted
37:00 <Atari> i get it now
37:00 <Excessive> it's all a fckn gay man act
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been raised in the industry
37:00 <Excessive> men in tights*
37:00 <Atari> i like daniel bryan, i got to admit
37:00 <Bastardly_One> My old man was a local stooge for the 60s touring stars
37:00 <spence> Wrestling is woo fkn gay
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the flying goat rocks
37:00 <Atari> for a small kid, he is tougg
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's ALL fake
37:00 <simba> doctor use me n abuse me
37:00 <Atari> tough
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ever bit of it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I am going in aug
38:00 <doctor> that's what i wanted to hear
38:00 <Bastardly_One> for nothing and meeting them and shit
38:00 <Atari> i think daniel is as strong as most of them are
38:00 <shadz> Sandy Westgate xxx
38:00 <spence> there all softcocks
38:00 <spence> ridiculous 
38:00 <Excessive> can u bet on those wrestling shows?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just soap opera for men ffs
39:00 <simba> its gay conditioning
39:00 <simba> like justin bieber
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but I enjoy it
39:00 <spence> Lil
39:00 <megamanga> LOL gay conditioning
39:00 <spence> lol simba
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and got raised in the industry as I said so
39:00 <simba> it is
39:00 <spence> ahahaha
39:00 <simba> kanye west is also gay conditioning
39:00 <Bastardly_One> if you take that slant simba
39:00 <Bastardly_One> then it's the opposite actually
39:00 <simba> gay anal sex
39:00 <doctor> The gay blokes are the hyper masculine guys now
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not feminising men
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually
40:00 <Bastardly_One> one of them came out recently
40:00 <Bastardly_One> admitted he was gay
40:00 <simba> it is
40:00 <megamanga> well no shit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and it didn't go over as bad with his workmates as he thought
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one gives a shit
40:00 <megamanga> ^
41:00 <simba> ok
41:00 <simba> theyre still being conditioned into gaylords
41:00 <doctor> Bieber is hetero, just all famous youngs heteros are meak, weirdo androgenous sticks now
41:00 <thestig> simbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he thought it might end his career
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but everyone was like ... yeah so man? we dont care
42:00 <Bastardly_One> think the fans reacted worse than the people he works with feeling up for a living
42:00 <simba> good
42:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if he is sexually harassing his opponents though?
42:00 <spence> Gay conditioning fo sho
42:00 <Bastardly_One> does he go back to the dressing room and fap off or what?
43:00 <simba> i would if i worked in the wwe
43:00 <Bastardly_One> we need jkl here
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon he would too
43:00 <doctor> It's hard to tell these days who is gay or not, personally I don't care because I don't know anybody
44:00 <Bastardly_One> actually going back to the guy behind the big show
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he really is that dumb
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not an act
44:00 <spence> Gays.......NO
44:00 <doctor> who?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously dumb when I met him I thought
44:00 <simba> a mind controlled beast?
44:00 <bLuE_DiAmONd> lmao
44:00 <simba> the biggest pawn of all time
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol simba
45:00 <simba> Hahahahahaha.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh he's just plain dense
45:00 <doctor> where is co.za and why am i asking?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> a simple person with a good job I suppose
45:00 <Atari> zimbabwe
45:00 <Bastardly_One> co.za is sth africa
45:00 <doctor> oh
45:00 <simba> MAGNAVOX ODYSSEY 
45:00 <Atari> that is so 70's simba
46:00 <Atari> i like magnavox
46:00 <Bastardly_One> simba will surprise ya
46:00 <simba> i was hoping you would
46:00 <simba> because i have a surprise for you, Atari
46:00 <simba> its your very own MAGNAVOX ODYSSEY
46:00 <Atari> what is that
46:00 <Atari> rofl
46:00 <Atari> you ebayed it ?
47:00 <simba> im bringing it over 2 melbourne richmond for you
47:00 <Atari> lol
47:00 <Excessive> Atari, I have an unopened box of 60 200mg seroquell ............. u want?
47:00 <Atari> to play pong ?
47:00 <doctor> That's a month worth of forgetting
47:00 <Atari> Excessive, I'll give you $100
47:00 <doctor> worth $600
47:00 <Excessive> deal
47:00 <Atari> definately doctor
47:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and he doesn't do drugs and shit
48:00 <Excessive> should I give ayh mah paypal?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and what did I just witness
48:00 <Atari> doctor, they are the best to use for sleep
48:00 <Atari> that is what i like
48:00 <Excessive> yah*
48:00 <simba> Atari wrote a 5000 word piece on why Draco Malfoy is the character he connects with most
48:00 <doctor> yeah but makes you a zombified fat blob
48:00 <megamanga> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/IMALENT-DD4R-Rechargeable-Torch-3800-lumens-Cree-XM-L2-with-LCD-control-/131084592658?pt=US_Flashlights&hash=item1e85402612 what the fuck am i buying
48:00 <Atari> doctor, 1 every 3 days is ok
48:00 <doctor> i suppose at your age it doesn't matter
48:00 <Atari> it takes 3 days to recover
49:00 <Excessive> I take 1 every nite .......... and yeah to get to sleep
49:00 <Excessive> so it's really 2 months supply
49:00 <doctor> just drink, eat, pop pills untill you don't wake up one day
49:00 <Atari> it is the fatigue the next day, that get's you
49:00 <Atari> need lots of water the next day
49:00 <Bastardly_One> see your doctor fucktard
49:00 <Excessive> nah, I jus sleep liek 12 hrs
49:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of buying someone's anti psychotics off irc
49:00 <Atari> psyhiatrists dont give that shit out easily Bastardly_One
50:00 <Atari> psychiatrists
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you're hopeless
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
50:00 <Atari> need to be proven bipolar
50:00 <megamanga> keep doing that
50:00 <megamanga> except mix it with other drugs and alcohol
50:00 <megamanga> plox
50:00 <Excessive> but ............ that and abilify is even bettah ......... like the abilify  .......... errrrrm abilifies it ......... or rather puts a real kick behind it
50:00 <Atari> megamanga, would have to be stupid to mix that with anything besides water and nothing else
51:00 <Atari> seroquel is too strong
51:00 <Atari> Excessive, you say you got the 100mg ?
51:00 <simba> Guns n Homos - Sweet Ass O Mine
51:00 <Excessive> 200 mg
52:00 <Atari> 200mg is one tab
52:00 <Atari> wtf
52:00 <Excessive> aye
52:00 <megamanga> take a gram aye
52:00 <Atari> never seen that
52:00 <Excessive> u want me to take a pic?
52:00 <Atari> you cut the tab in half with a razor blade guys
52:00 <Atari> no mate
52:00 <Atari> i believe you
52:00 <megamanga> take a gram with a bottle of scotch and tke a pic bro
52:00 <Excessive> I've heard of ppl bein on 600mg
53:00 <Atari> you can cut it in half or 4 quarters
53:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot are on 800mg a day of it
53:00 <Atari> Excessive, i only heard of 100mg
53:00 <Atari> dunno, never tried it
53:00 <Excessive> I jus have it like an hour or so with 10mg abilify before I go to bed
53:00 <Atari> only drug i tried was temazepam
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you Sir are a fuckwit Atari
53:00 <megamanga> you could take 1mg of mealtonin
54:00 <megamanga> melatonin
54:00 <megamanga> just sayin
54:00 <simba> Atari posts on the marijuana.com forums as WEED_SMOKER420
54:00 <Atari> rofl
54:00 <megamanga> more like _blaze_it_fgt_420_yolo_swag
54:00 <Excessive> wat's this 420 craze I keep seein?
54:00 <simba> its a cosmic life changing event
54:00 <simba> that happens inside ur heart
54:00 <Atari> yeah
54:00 <Atari> 42
54:00 <simba> every time u _blaze_it_fgt_420_yolo_swag
54:00 <megamanga> it happens every day
54:00 <megamanga> hahahha
55:00 <Atari> universal nuumber
55:00 <Excessive> ellou yew ol timer
55:00 <simba> PimpZ_n_hoEz
55:00 <AvA_Ashe> you talkin to me?
55:00 <Atari> i liked that baseball movie 42
55:00 <Excessive> aye
55:00 <Atari> was cool
55:00 <AvA_Ashe> aye laddie!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate to be pedantic
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's ai
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not aye
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I do the same thing all the time
56:00 <AvA_Ashe> ai?
56:00 <megamanga> fuckin aye
56:00 <AvA_Ashe> are you messing with me
56:00 <simba> "oiiiiiiiiiii" - dizzee rascal, 2003
57:00 <AvA_Ashe> oh yeah I saw him at Big Day Out
57:00 <AvA_Ashe> pretty good
57:00 <Excessive> yes and it's also could've ......... not could of ........... so fck it ........ u type the way u want and I do same
57:00 <simba> Oh YeaAH which one
57:00 <simba> the main stage or the boiler ruem
57:00 <Bastardly_One> boiler room simba
57:00 <simba> i h8d him on the main year but the boiler was way cool
58:00 <Bastardly_One> was the BDO I saw him
58:00 <AvA_Ashe> yeah
58:00 <simba> that was when he was already 'BONKERS'
58:00 <Bastardly_One> BDO is a joke now
58:00 <simba> a sick 1
58:00 <AvA_Ashe> hmmm depends on the lineup
59:00 <AvA_Ashe> had fun at Field Day 
59:00 <simba> music industry is bad = all the line ups are bad
59:00 <doctor> faux posted some very lovely pics of the stereophoics concert or whatever a month back or so
59:00 <simba> i saw the falls fest line up it is hilariouse
59:00 <Excessive> I think I mite have a quick shower b4 bed .......... fckn stink like fckn  ............ vinegar
59:00 <AvA_Ashe> oooooh
59:00 <megamanga> someon on the goon!
59:00 <doctor> change your undies Excessive
00:00 <simba> stereosonic lol
00:00 <Excessive> nah .......... tis jus hot here
00:00 <Excessive> been with no top on all day
00:00 <megamanga> you know they have a gym at stereo now
00:00 <simba> lmao
00:00 <simba> ..what
00:00 <AngrymanXL> good thanks
00:00 <megamanga> im srs
00:00 <megamanga> derrimut tent
01:00 <simba> oi get abs bro
01:00 <megamanga> gotta get ripped for stereozzzzz
01:00 <simba> the abs craze of the 2000s
02:00 <simba> the three year slaughterfest from 2016-2019 of every human who bought into said abs craze
02:00 <simba> wiping out most of america
02:00 <simba> and bringing a smile to the faces of the world and creating world peace
02:00 <doctor> when will that phase blow over?
03:00 <simba> tomorrow
03:00 <megamanga> yesterday?
03:00 <doctor> don't bullshit me!
03:00 <simba> when the fatties fight back and blow up all the gyms
04:00 <simba> from the skills learned in the gta heist mnissiuons
04:00 <simba> missions
04:00 <doctor> lol
04:00 <doctor> that would be appropriate. fatties have had a hard time in the media of late
04:00 <Excessive> fckn gym ........... friends of mine go to the gym ........... I keep tellin em ........... maaaaaan if u wannah get fit, jus fckn jog for half an hour every nite
05:00 <Atari> even walk
05:00 <Atari> dont need to be excessive
05:00 <AvA_Ashe> weights are good
05:00 <Atari> weights are great
05:00 <megamanga> just put the fork down
05:00 <Atari> you still need good food but
05:00 <AvA_Ashe> lol!
06:00 <Atari> meat is always good
06:00 <AvA_Ashe> abs are made in the kitchen
06:00 <doctor> Fatties to me are just a scapegoat now days, much like junkies and poor people
07:00 <AvA_Ashe> zombie apocalyse - they all food
07:00 <Atari> people have to learn to cook fresh food at home more often, and not pre prepared shit in boxes
07:00 <Excessive> I used to jog when I was a teen ........... like I'd do a big loop around 2 suburbs and do situps, pushups and standups when I'd get back, then a shower and ............... faaaaark u jus wannah go to bed .............. it's hard at first when u start cause u wouldn't be fit for it and u'd run out of breath etc ........... but u'd be doin it with no hastle in abt 3 weeks
07:00 <Atari> i dont eat take away shit either
07:00 <doctor> It's a shame we can't just blame all our troubles on witches like we used to
07:00 <simba> anti-semitism
08:00 <doctor> or jews
08:00 <Atari> i mostly eat home made dishes
08:00 <Atari> greek food
08:00 <Atari> islander food
08:00 <Atari> mostly fruit, vegetables and rice dishes
08:00 <Atari> salads
08:00 <simba> weet bix?
08:00 <doctor> I don't eat much at all
08:00 <Bonny> so Atari have you figured out where I live? I'm waiting for a visit
08:00 <Atari> weet bix is crap mate
09:00 <simba> i thought old ppl ate weet bix religiously
09:00 <Atari> no Bonny
09:00 <Atari> dont care where you live :)
09:00 <simba> Prosit neujahr!
09:00 <Atari> i aint here for dates :)
09:00 <Bonny> you said the other day you knew where I live lol
09:00 <AvA_Ashe> shots fired hahahaha
09:00 <Excessive> Bonny, Rowville?
09:00 <Bonny> nup
09:00 <Atari> Bonny, i said, "i think i know where you live"
09:00 <Bonny> I've moved
09:00 <Atari> because you are using a nick that i know
09:00 <Bonny> ahh ok
10:00 <Atari> i met someone on here, that used a nick similar to you
10:00 <Bonny> k
10:00 <Atari> she is greek
10:00 <Atari> are you greek ?
10:00 <Bonny> yup
10:00 <Atari> you in like your 40's ?
10:00 <Bonny> nup
10:00 <doctor> What happened to Sonia Bonny?
10:00 <Bonny> sonia?
10:00 <Bonny> who?
11:00 <doctor> Oh, I see...
11:00 <simba> sonya blade
11:00 <Atari> Bonny, you ever used to log onto BBS boards in melb in the 90's ?
11:00 <Bonny> nah
11:00 <Atari> well it aint you
11:00 <Bonny> I used on here in 1997
11:00 <Bonny> be*
11:00 <Atari> i been on here that long too, aint the point
11:00 <Atari> bbs boards had telnet back then
11:00 <Bonny> ahh ok
12:00 <Atari> and you could telnet here
12:00 <Atari> major bbs
12:00 <Atari> super bbs
12:00 <megamanga> oh ok
12:00 <Bonny> no idea what telnet means lol
12:00 <Atari> wildcat
12:00 <AvA_Ashe> you must be in your 40's then Atari
12:00 <Atari> something like that
12:00 <megamanga> do i have someone on ignore?
12:00 <simba> probably Atari
12:00 <Bonny> lol
12:00 <megamanga> oh yep 
12:00 <Atari> Bonny, relax
12:00 <Atari> it aint you
12:00 <Bonny> k
13:00 <Atari> Bonny, last question
13:00 <simba> he is like an old car that takes a while to warm up then it gets going and boy is it hard to stop
13:00 <simba> flies like an eagle
13:00 <simba> o aetos
13:00 <simba> let your spirit soar 
13:00 <simba> na se xeso
13:00 <Atari> did you ever have curly like full on shirley temple curls ?
13:00 <Bonny> my first car had a choke button.. remember those? lol
13:00 <milk> its important to act like its good fun to push people into a well in order to scare people off
13:00 <Bonny> nah I don't have curls
13:00 <Atari> Bonny
13:00 <Atari> ok
13:00 <Atari> cool
13:00 <Atari> narf :)
14:00 <Excessive> oh I jus remembered I have Chris' tzatziki ............ /me digs in
14:00 <megamanga> i didnt bring a fucking clean fork to work
14:00 <megamanga> for fucks sake
14:00 <simba> tzatziki a magnificent thing
14:00 <Bonny> can't you wash it, megamanga?
14:00 <Atari> Bonny, remember playnet BBS ?
14:00 <megamanga> nowhere to wash it
14:00 <Atari> anyone remember Playnet BBS ?
14:00 <Bonny> nope.. I never used bbs 
14:00 <Excessive> I eat it with a teaspoon simba
14:00 <dogecoin> ah, yes.
15:00 <Atari> doctor
15:00 <dogecoin> Ah, yes.
15:00 <Atari> dogecoin
15:00 <dogecoin> AH, YES.
15:00 <Atari> you serious ?
15:00 <megamanga> ...
15:00 <AvA_Ashe> Lol!!
15:00 <AvA_Ashe> so angus
15:00 <Bonny> don't they have a kitchenette at work, megamanga
15:00 <Atari> wtf
15:00 <doctor> I tried quarkcoin but I never got any coins
15:00 <megamanga> not a single one
15:00 <doctor> plus my cpu smelt like burning plastic
16:00 <Atari> damn bbs days are gone anyway
16:00 <megamanga> have you ever cleaned your heatsink?
16:00 <doctor> nah
16:00 <Bonny> I used to connect to compuserve
16:00 <megamanga> lol
16:00 <milk> this the latest sure fire investment scheme?
16:00 <Excessive> doctor, I have ......... 0.23419432 BTC atm ........... I'm mining it with block erupters
16:00 <Atari> hahaha
17:00 <Atari> use a hair dryer to blow out dirt
17:00 <Atari> turn the heat off
17:00 <megamanga> i use 150psi to do it
17:00 <megamanga> PEW PEW
17:00 <Atari> take it outside and use the garden blower
17:00 <Atari> thats what i did
17:00 <doctor> i say, if you can make money with cryptocurrency, go for it
18:00 <Atari> bitcoin is the best doctor
18:00 <megamanga> air compressor set to kll
18:00 <megamanga> PEW PEW
18:00 <Excessive> I have made like 200 bux worth in like 6 weeks
18:00 <Excessive> and not runnin at full power either
18:00 <megamanga> how much power have you consumed
18:00 <Excessive> prolly 20 bux worth megamanga
18:00 <megamanga> thats not bad
19:00 <doctor> One thing I couldn't figure out, how do you sell your coins? 
19:00 <Excessive> mtgox
19:00 <Excessive> for bitcoin anyways
19:00 <Bonny> they prolly have a currency exchange sites
19:00 <megamanga> i have 20 cents worth of quarks
19:00 <megamanga> lol
20:00 <doctor> makes sense
20:00 <doctor> you had to sell quark for bitcoin
20:00 <Excessive> oh .............. I don't mine with CPU or GPU .......... block erupters use like 2.5 watts for 335 MH/s
20:00 <megamanga> yeah im stuck with cpu
20:00 <megamanga> asic ye
20:00 <Excessive> aye
21:00 <Excessive> I have 100 or em
21:00 <megamanga> 100 lol wat
21:00 <Excessive> but still need to put together a power supply big enough to run em all
21:00 <Excessive> of*
21:00 <Excessive> I'm only runnin like 36 of em
22:00 <megamanga> so you spent 4000 dollars on block erupters?
22:00 <Excessive> nah 1300
22:00 <megamanga> why dont you just tap into a 350w psu
22:00 <megamanga> 5v
23:00 <Atari> what is the fastest XP compatible video card ??? anyone know please
23:00 <Excessive> bought the 1-st 6 one by one on ebay and then the rest in a lot of 36 and a lot 70
23:00 <Excessive> megamanga, I've done that ............ the comp PSU can only run 6 max on the 5 volt rail
24:00 <Atari> fucking hate windows 7
24:00 <Atari> i want to go back to XP
24:00 <megamanga> then get a benchtop
24:00 <megamanga> or better still, find a led power supply
24:00 <Excessive> XP ............. is slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww for VGA cards compared to today's standards maaaaaaaaaan
25:00 <Atari> Excessive, it still can be used on i7
25:00 <Atari> with 8 gig ram
25:00 <Atari> xp 64
25:00 <Excessive> megamanga, I've ordered a couple of 5 volt switchmode supplies from china ........... but they're not wat they claim to be ............ so I'mnah put one together myself
25:00 <Atari> i just need the fastest video card for it
26:00 <Excessive> Atari, AGP?
26:00 <Atari> wtf
26:00 <Atari> no man
26:00 <megamanga> why not just build a 5v regulator and run it on 12v
26:00 <megamanga> a big reg
26:00 <Atari> you can use pci-e on xp
26:00 <Atari> ffs
27:00 <Excessive> rite
27:00 <megamanga> you should buy a 290 for xp
27:00 <megamanga> it will need it
27:00 <Atari> they had pci-e in 2006
27:00 <Excessive> errr ............ and waste all that power from the regulator in heat?
27:00 <megamanga> of course
27:00 <Atari> megamanga, a 290 what ?
27:00 <megamanga> ati 290
28:00 <Atari> is that the fastest ?
28:00 <megamanga> yes its the fastest or xp
28:00 <megamanga> 290x
28:00 <Atari> pci-e ?
28:00 <megamanga> yes
28:00 <megamanga> its only what 800 bucks or some shit?
28:00 <Excessive> nah, I have bought a 100 Amp rectifier bridge already and have the filter cap already ............ waiting for next week to come so I can order a custom wound toroid
29:00 <megamanga> just to mine bitcoins?
29:00 <Excessive> yep
30:00 <milk> whats the electricity/bitcoin payoff ratio?
30:00 <Atari> megamanga, was that made for xp ?
30:00 <megamanga> it will work in xp
30:00 <megamanga> go and buy 2
30:00 <Atari> i mean drivers
31:00 <megamanga> of course it will work
31:00 <megamanga> i found one for 500 dollars for u atari ur in luck
33:00 <Excessive> errrr ............... fark ............. ummmmmmmmmmm ............ 100 erupters = 255 watts max .......... plus USB hubs ......... so let's say approximately 265 watts ....... so 265 X 24 hours = 6.36 kilowatt hours a day .......... aaaaaaaand that would make mabbe abt 20 to 25 bux a day .......... and leccy is abt 30 cents or so per kilowatt hour ......... so yeah
36:00 <Atari> megamanga, that card is current
36:00 <megamanga> i never said it wasn't
36:00 <Atari> i am talking about the last video card that was made for XP
36:00 <megamanga> i just said it would work in xp
37:00 <Atari> megamanga, that card dont have XP support
37:00 <Atari> nor does it have XP drivers
37:00 <megamanga> it would work in xp
37:00 <megamanga> trust me, im an engineer
37:00 <Atari> in fucking VGA mode
37:00 <Atari> yes
37:00 <faux> this sij ust
37:00 <faux> akward
37:00 <faux> .
37:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=613257442092373&set=vb.454568751294577&type=2&theater
38:00 <megamanga> you know what else is awkward
38:00 <megamanga> relating to country people
38:00 <Atari> i wonder what was the fastest card made for xp
38:00 <Atari> arghhh
38:00 <megamanga> YEEEE I WANNA INCUBATE SOME CHICKENS
38:00 <Atari> so many of them
40:00 <megamanga> theres a spider on my camera
40:00 <AngrymanXL> uncle phil from the fresh prince am died.
40:00 <megamanga> yeah 2 days ago
40:00 <AngrymanXL> also the voice of Shredder in TMNT
42:00 <Atari> please tell me what card is the fastest for xp system :(
43:00 <Excessive> http://whirlpool.net.au/wiki/rmp_vds
43:00 <AngrymanXL> GTX 780 TITAN 3X SLI
43:00 <Atari> please...
43:00 <Atari> Excessive, does that have xp drivers for it ?
43:00 <Atari> was it made for xp ?
44:00 <megamanga> Atari: http://goo.gl/bHeVhz
44:00 <AngrymanXL> http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=bpXzoWU5p1VeWM&tbnid=Ieght3jUDbB0OM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.techpowerup.com%2Freviews%2FNVIDIA%2FGeForce_GTX_Titan_SLI%2F&ei=z9rGUtieH8bilAWGm4E4&bvm=bv.58187178,d.dGI&psig=AFQjCNHJWfYm6IyYDulD-Hi3V5ob6arv2g&ust=1388850254222408
44:00 <megamanga> did that work for you Atari ?
44:00 <Excessive> I jus typed fastest video card for xp
44:00 <megamanga> you should go with my link Atari 
46:00 <AngrymanXL> why are you using WinXP ?
46:00 <Atari> hmm
46:00 <Atari> it is a old system
46:00 <AngrymanXL> scrap windows altogether and cop some OpenSUSE 
46:00 <Atari> onboard video card is shit
46:00 <Atari> just need to change it
47:00 <AngrymanXL> need to change your os to opensuse imo
47:00 <megamanga> use GENTOO
47:00 <AngrymanXL> opensuse is solid and easy to use.
47:00 <megamanga> so is gentoo
47:00 <megamanga> after you compile for 5 years
47:00 <simba> Wanda, You're My Only One
48:00 <AngrymanXL> can you oneclick install graphic card drivers in gentoo?
48:00 <megamanga> that takes away all the fun!
48:00 <simba> Love****** OO
48:00 <AngrymanXL> I struggled to get Steam games working on ubuntu and everythign else, on opensuse I just clicked install ati drivers on their website and shit just works.
48:00 <megamanga> now you can play all 5 steam games
49:00 <AngrymanXL> megamanga: I agree. Opensuse is so simple it's boring.
49:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKuRIm1w18A
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rivers Cuomo - Come to My Pod (Mar 10, 2011) 1:34 - Category: Music - 471 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
49:00 <AngrymanXL> I only play CSS on pc anywya.
49:00 <simba> i bet he was rly high singing that
49:00 <simba> or makingg it
49:00 <Excessive> I have an XP machine ........... it's an Athlon XP somethin that I found in the street complete with everything but the HDD ....... and the video card was fcked ....... it's a Gigabyte board ........ so I bought an ATI AGP card for it for like 20 somethin bux and cause it had 2 SATA ports on the board, I plugged in 2 1TB WD SATA drives and am usin it as a backup server atm
49:00 <megamanga> you need to listen to more bangs
49:00 <megamanga> its yo boy bangs
50:00 <AngrymanXL> Excessive: what os?
50:00 <Excessive> XP
50:00 <AngrymanXL> ohhh xp.
50:00 <AngrymanXL> lol
50:00 <megamanga> xp isnt a server
50:00 <AngrymanXL> get ubuntu server, bro. wtf.
51:00 <Atari> AngrymanXL, mega aint got a clue, xp is 2k3
51:00 <Atari> i got 2k3 license
51:00 <Excessive> I said I'm usin it as "a backup server"
51:00 <Atari> 2k3 enterprise
51:00 <megamanga> xp isnt 2k3, 2k3 is 2k3
51:00 <megamanga> ....
52:00 <Atari> xp is 2k3 cut down
52:00 <megamanga> nek minit will argue
52:00 <Atari> without the networking infrastructure
52:00 <Excessive> so runnin xp with a backup app on it that copies shit from other machines on mah network]
52:00 <megamanga> so it has ldap ?
52:00 <megamanga> well, ad ...
52:00 <Atari> Excessive, xp is a lot more secure then 7
54:00 <Atari> 2 great big holes in 7 put port 80 and email port at risk
54:00 <Atari> even with firewall
54:00 <Excessive> megamanga, no ........... jus copies shit and I can restore shit back to other machines from it
54:00 <Atari> fucking windows
54:00 <Atari> that is why i moved to mac
54:00 <Atari> the server is a mac
54:00 <Atari> the workstations are windows
55:00 <megamanga> welcome to fedora elitist 101 fawks
55:00 <fawks> what
55:00 <AngrymanXL> fawks: uses OpenBSD
55:00 <Atari> i still want to run 2k3 as a workstation
55:00 <Atari> not 7
55:00 <fawks> ok
55:00 <megamanga> i used to use openbsd
55:00 <fawks> I need to piss
55:00 <Atari> 2k3 is very rock solid
55:00 <megamanga> forgot why i stopped
55:00 <fawks> what is openbsd
55:00 <megamanga> an operating system
55:00 <Excessive> an os faux
56:00 <Atari> linuz
56:00 <Atari> linux
56:00 <Atari> i use mint
56:00 <fawks> ok
56:00 <Atari> i used to use knoppix
56:00 <Atari> i find knoppix better
56:00 <megamanga> why not floppix
57:00 <fawks> I'm peeing
57:00 <fawks> relief
57:00 <megamanga> did you pee all over the seat
57:00 <fawks> no I'm not a grubby male 
58:00 <megamanga> ive seen plenty of females do it lol
59:00 <megamanga> 3 more hours then i can drive 40 minutes to gfs house. yes im overjoyed
59:00 <megamanga> u wan sum fuk?
00:00 <Atari> what happened to bitch boy beeeh
00:00 <megamanga> he now receives 5 anal pummelings a day by a fat butcher
00:00 <fawks> I don't get how girls can miss and pee on the seat
00:00 <Atari> the bangladeshian bum boy bitch
00:00 <fawks> we sit right on it
00:00 <fawks> .
01:00 <megamanga> they piss mid seat
01:00 <megamanga> piss all over the seat
01:00 <megamanga> grots
01:00 <Atari> fark dis, need to sleep
01:00 <Atari> nite
01:00 <fawks> and stay kh
02:00 <fawks> out
03:00 <Excessive> megamanga, the rectifier .......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1536580_10200697294109369_1161256468_n.jpg
03:00 <Excessive> and the cap ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/r90/1526251_10200755954695847_2093283242_n.jpg
03:00 <megamanga> thats over the top
04:00 <megamanga> thats a 10 farad cap lol
04:00 <Excessive> wat is?
04:00 <Excessive> 2 farad
04:00 <megamanga> you're pulling 250 watts not 10,000
04:00 <Excessive> errr it'll be 3.5 AC from the toroid @ 80 Amps
05:00 <Excessive> fro 5 Volt DC @ 280VA
05:00 <megamanga> 400 watts
05:00 <Excessive> for*
05:00 <Excessive> 280 watts
07:00 <megamanga> thats at the supply end
07:00 <megamanga> 80 amps at ~4v is 360 watts, thats with 100% efficiency which yours will not be
08:00 <Excessive> it's not gonnah be 5 volt at 80 amps
08:00 <Excessive> it'll be 3.5 volt @ 80 amps 
08:00 <megamanga> ok.... ill go back to work
08:00 <Excessive> rectified and filtered .......... will be 5 volt at like 56 amps
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
33:00 <beehhh> http://youtu.be/Rd8AJdcnw4A
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Terje's First Descent (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
34:00 <beehhh> i'm also looking forward to go yukun shire
38:00 <simba> comedians in cars getting fucked up 
50:00 <simba> Hahahahaahahahahahahahaa. No doubt.
51:00 <Bastardly_One> .
54:00 <BlackDevil> lets poo on the wall simba
55:00 <beehhh> BlackDevil is it cold up at yours?
55:00 <BlackDevil> nope
55:00 <beehhh> imagine straya
55:00 <BlackDevil> Playing: broadwave.mp3 (-) [00:00]
56:00 <BlackDevil> 16.6 outside
56:00 <BlackDevil> Carrie 720p is out
57:00 <beehhh> women loves uncut dick makes sense then why brought circumsicion
57:00 <BlackDevil> so is Bad Grandpa, but not blue ray
03:00 <beehhh> life is all about bullshit
03:00 <beehhh> some live to it some dont
04:00 <beehhh> who wants to see the future
04:00 <BlackDevil> if you are not in it
05:00 <simba> imagine straya
05:00 <simba> - mirza ahmed
05:00 <simba> - m1rZ4 _ 4HM3D -
05:00 <beehhh> imtiaz
06:00 <simba> - 4m1rZ4 1_ 124HM3D -
06:00 <simba> 4 u 
10:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRhq-yO1KN8
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Lennon - Imagine (official video) (Oct 1, 2008) 3:15 - Category: Music - 12,058,885 views - 74,813 likes (97.9%), 1,587 dislikes (2.1%)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> imagne there's no beehhh, it's easy if you try
16:00 <beehhh> imagine Bastardly_One suddenly got parents
17:00 <beehhh> imagine all of his conviction were jurned and wiped off
17:00 <beehhh> imagine his ex partner return backs to him and says sorry
25:00 <simba> http://31.media.tumblr.com/410a8ab2f11d1ff625b4d268b5a777ea/tumblr_myu5ohKDm91qmuxe9o1_500.jpg
29:00 <Bastardly_One> rey mysterio
29:00 <Bastardly_One> or
29:00 <Bastardly_One> kofi kingston
29:00 <Bastardly_One> if you had to pick one
29:00 <Bastardly_One> which one
31:00 <Troublemaker> kane
35:00 <Bastardly_One> rey wins
35:00 <Bastardly_One> too late
44:00 <simba> gay mysterio
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
46:00 <milk> just dropped some brown kids off at the pool
47:00 <simba> h
50:00 <simba> 4:20
50:00 <simba> !!!!!!!!!!!
53:00 <Troublemaker> Ana_Ng : http://youtu.be/Rd8AJdcnw4A how far away you from there
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Terje's First Descent (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
56:00 <simba> 4:1)
03:00 <BlackDevil> Paul Walker's entire body was charred through the skin it was burned so badly ... this according to the autopsy.
03:00 <BlackDevil> According to the report ... obtained by TMZ ... Walker's body was laying supine in the passenger seat in a "pugilstic stance" -- that's a defensive position, as if he were bracing himself for impact. 
03:00 <BlackDevil> He had multiple fractures throughout his body.
03:00 <BlackDevil> Roger Rodas -- the driver -- suffered major head trauma with the top portion of his skull fractured and his brain exposed.
03:00 <BlackDevil> No alcohol or drug traces were found in either body.
04:00 <thestig> drug alc results not back yet
04:00 <BlackDevil> no
04:00 <BlackDevil> the full results came out
06:00 <BlackDevil> The report also says there was "scant soot in Walker's trachea" -- suggesting he took a few breaths after impact.  Sources close to the investigation, however, tell TMZ, they believe both men died almost immediately.
14:00 <Ana_Ng> if that's Valdez, i'm a day's drive from there, or a 40-minute flight
15:00 <Ana_Ng> oh he gone
17:00 <BlackDevil> And the report goes on ... Paul had 14% carbon monoxide saturation in his blood stream ... the normal level is 2%.  Roger had 10%.
19:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b87_1388754625
19:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Drunken Aussie vrs professional Mauy Thai fighter (Date: Feb-10-2012, 4 hours ago) - Views: 13238 - Played: 10121
22:00 <simba> gay fight
27:00 <simba> this is a fucken fight video http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d22_1382285994
27:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: BRAWL BETWEEN CAUCASIAN MUSLIM (azerbaijani) AND YOUNG RUSSIAN SKINHEAD/RACIST + AFTERMATH WITH HUMILIATION (Date: Feb-10-2012, Oct-20-2013) - Views: 28900 - Played: 19629
27:00 <simba> you fucken celeb goss lovin yankee fag
27:00 <simba> ily
39:00 <Warren1984> is it good to minimize problems and to have the peace at any price?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
42:00 <shadsam> lol
07:00 <Skirmish> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iR7PpZQ_kg
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Body Count - Evil Dick (Jul 22, 2011) 4:06 - Category: Music - 36,480 views - 199 likes (99%), 2 dislikes (1%)
16:00 <AvA_Ashe> Oh wow
16:00 <AvA_Ashe> i really did just drink and pass out
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
18:00 <AvA_Ashe> shall i have beer for breakfast
21:00 <Skirmish> Sure ... because acting like an alcoholic is cool man. 
21:00 <AvA_Ashe> Im not an alcoholic
21:00 <AvA_Ashe> lol!
21:00 <AvA_Ashe> i didnt finish my last beer and its looking at me
22:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like something an alcoholic would say. 
22:00 <Skirmish> It's 2014 ... unless you're 15 talking about drinking isn't cool. 
23:00 <AvA_Ashe> never met an alcoholic
24:00 <AvA_Ashe> no self respecting 15 would even know what mirc is
25:00 <simba> angels and airwaves?
29:00 <AvA_Ashe> wow, havent heard that in awhile
30:00 <simba> good
30:00 <AvA_Ashe> are they still around?
30:00 <simba> hope not dont think so
37:00 <AvA_Ashe> ok well, its been unreal
37:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <Skirmish> What a tard she was. 
38:00 <Skirmish> What kind of chick says "should I have beer for breakfast, I didn't finish it last night and it's LOOKING at me" and then denies being a fucking alco. 
39:00 <Skirmish> Shazza the bogan ... that's who. 
39:00 <simba> oh was that shazza
39:00 <simba> country folk are just different
39:00 <simba> like cleatus
43:00 <Duke_36> lol
43:00 <Skirmish> That chick would find Kuniva attractive I bet. 
43:00 <Duke_36> i've done that with cider before.
43:00 <Duke_36> but not beer.
44:00 <Duke_36> so we finally get a girl in here and you scare her away lol
44:00 <Ana_Ng> you don't want that kind of girl around anyway
45:00 <simba> rude
45:00 <Duke_36> hehe
46:00 <Duke_36> well she did say she drank and passed out.
46:00 <Duke_36> so maybe you do have a point.
46:00 <simba> whoa what a sinner
47:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng: That's a very ironic statement from you considering you've bragged about rooting married men. Ethically ... you're not one to have around either. 
47:00 <simba> disgusting
48:00 <Ana_Ng> actually you fail to grasp sarcasm
48:00 <Ana_Ng> we've been over this
48:00 <simba> find your own man you horrible person
48:00 <Ana_Ng> hee
48:00 <Ana_Ng> simba, no!
49:00 <simba> no but srsly go cut urself
49:00 <simba> if u r really a trollop
49:00 <Ana_Ng> she did a double happy face :))
49:00 <Ana_Ng> that is not acceptable
49:00 <simba> I see................
50:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng ... I dedicate this song to you. 
50:00 <Skirmish> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcs2V6kfrxE
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Too Many Guys - Group X (Nov 24, 2007) 2:46 - Category: Comedy - 952,995 views - 2,851 likes (96%), 119 dislikes (4%)
51:00 <Skirmish> I DO NOT LIKE YOUR POO POO THIGHS.
55:00 <Skirmish> Simba .... have you ever heard this song before?  It's great. 
55:00 <Skirmish> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZHkkLBOrvE
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Body Count Evil Dick (Dec 8, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 176,583 views - 759 likes (97.8%), 17 dislikes (2.2%)
56:00 <simba> no
56:00 <simba> sounds like pantera lite
58:00 <Skirmish> Ice T singing. 
58:00 <Skirmish> The guy off law and order SVU. 
58:00 <Skirmish> His much younger days. 
58:00 <Skirmish> All black band. 
59:00 <simba> like NWA
02:00 <Duke_36> what was that song they banned..
03:00 <Duke_36> a song about getting even after the rodney king incident.
04:00 <Duke_36> cop killer
04:00 <Duke_36> of course.
05:00 <Skirmish> Yeah. 
05:00 <Skirmish> simba: Like NWA, but rock. 
06:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/a7aba839abad662c0a0614f03f6a9e20.jpg -- FUNNIEST PIC WITH TEXT I HAVE EVER SEEN. 
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
30:00 <shadsam> SIMBAS a retarded animal
19:00 <spence> :)
48:00 <stompin> YA MUMMMMA
53:00 <shadsam> WHERE R THE CHICKS
53:00 <Pyro-> no chicks on irc .. 
53:00 <stompin> i dunnno
53:00 <shadsam> k hanks
01:00 <partay> 10am and 37.1°C
02:00 <spence> England are going down
03:00 <partay> just like this bourbon\
05:00 <Ana_Ng> your chicks have gone
05:00 <spence> Lol early bourbons
05:00 <spence> might crack a can myself
07:00 <spence> Chicks ?? Irc?? Nah!
09:00 <partay> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/q71/1484083_10152151643730854_1460064767_n.jpg
09:00 <partay> yah i know it's only 10am.. but im blaming the sun
12:00 <partay> LOL 4/17 in the cricket
12:00 <partay> innings victory comming up
23:00 <Frostywheat> someone please explain this
23:00 <Frostywheat> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teyy1A_AJso
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Connan Mockasin - I'm The Man, That Will Find You (Official Video) (Nov 20, 2013) 5:13 - Category: Music - 76,200 views - 718 likes (97.7%), 17 dislikes (2.3%)
28:00 <spence> Aussies on fire 
29:00 <Ana_Ng> THIS AUSSIE'S ON FIRRRRRRRRRE
29:00 <spence> 5 down lol
29:00 <spence> love it
29:00 <spence> lol
29:00 <Pyro-> do you think we have a chance to win?
30:00 <British^Meat> sorry Frostywheat, i could only handle 20 seconds of that video before i promptly closed it :/
30:00 <spence> Lol chance 
30:00 <Pyro-> it's a little bit shit.. bell should have been out for a golden duck half hour ago.. he made 2 runs.. UNACCEPTABLE
30:00 <spence> Aah true
31:00 <spence> 2 too many 
31:00 <spence> :/
31:00 <Frostywheat> its bloody hard to watch hey....- the music video i mean not the cricket haha
31:00 <Pyro-> only took him about 100 balls.
31:00 <Frostywheat> but yes also the cricket
32:00 <spence> The crickets easy too watch at the moment...
32:00 <spence> THIS aussies on fiiiirrrrreeee!!!
33:00 <Pyro-> it's gonna be shit later.. probably be over in2 days instead of 3
33:00 <spence> Easy
33:00 <Pyro-> catch up on replays of gilligans island
34:00 <spence> lmao
34:00 <Pyro-> how close was that one?
34:00 <spence> fm
35:00 <spence> another one before lunch would be nice
36:00 <Pyro-> that would be a mighty stamp on things i reckon
36:00 <British^Meat> wish i could remember how to kill nicks, always forget
36:00 <British^Meat> perhaps someone can inform me?
36:00 <spence> Lol
37:00 <spence> perhaps
37:00 <Frostywheat> Perhaps.
38:00 <spence> Lmao
40:00 <British^Meat> or perhaps not it seems
42:00 <spence> U have as much chance as England.
42:00 <spence> Jk if I knew I'd tell u...
43:00 <Doodle> /nickop kill nick pass
43:00 <spence> Cool
44:00 <British^Meat> cheers
58:00 <Pyro-> lol.. stokes.. first english batsman to make double figures this innings
01:00 <spence> Lol rubbish
01:00 <spence> the big 11
01:00 <spence> How many balls lol
02:00 <spence> ballance is away lol yeah he will be away to pavillion shortly 
03:00 <Pyro-> harris didn't like his cover drive much :P
04:00 <Pyro-> lil mellie.. sounds hot ... :P
05:00 <lil-mellie> im not lol
05:00 <Pyro-> aww :(
05:00 <Pyro-> even a little bit cute?
05:00 <lil-mellie> :(
05:00 <lil-mellie> maybe
06:00 <Pyro-> got pic? :D
06:00 <lil-mellie> i do yes
06:00 <Pyro-> can i see?
07:00 <lil-mellie> if you want
13:00 <scotty1098> chat anyone
26:00 <Loof> ragequit
27:00 <spence> Lol
28:00 <beehhh> last nite i came back to melb in my sleep to the airport
28:00 <beehhh> with my twin bro, he was helping me to check-in and some srilankan guys be at the counter doing the bags
29:00 <beehhh> i was gonna take some photos and post it on irc....raining here all nite dark skies
31:00 <beehhh> women are all selfish species they dont care for others, but man on the othehand predents they really dont care and they do
31:00 <beehhh> Man are number 1 human being
38:00 <beehhh> everytime i was refused women are involved
38:00 <beehhh> even gillard refused me by her letter
38:00 <beehhh> heartless pricks
42:00 <Ana_Ng> smoochies sweetiepies
42:00 <milk> red heads man, firey temper cold attitude
43:00 <stompin> BOOOm
44:00 <Loof> die Ana_Ng fucking boy touching homogay
44:00 <Ana_Ng> love you, punkin!
45:00 <Loof> beehhh smells like piss
45:00 <Loof> die beehhh third world scum
46:00 <Loof> beehhh is the poorest of all austnet users MWHAHAHAHAHAHA
46:00 <Serenity> Lolll just connect and the first thing I seebis die beehhh hahha
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <Serenity> I love you loof
46:00 <Loof> ty :)
46:00 <beehhh> pricks
47:00 <Serenity> How are you loofs
47:00 <beehhh> could have been nbetter
47:00 <Loof> real good sez, yourself?
47:00 <beehhh> raining all day
48:00 <beehhh> and I love it
49:00 <Serenity> Yeah not too shabby
49:00 <beehhh> Loof is wrong I pay 50grand a year to curtin in malaysian ringgit
49:00 <Serenity> No one cares
50:00 <beehhh> i thought u wanna get ur shopping done today
50:00 <beehhh> watch movies or something
52:00 <beehhh> chicken drumstick $3.5 a kilo at bi-lo
52:00 <Serenity> .
01:00 <Pieter> anyone intereted in buying a i5 hp 8440p legit ?
01:00 <Pieter> $300
01:00 <Pieter> can see demonstated , 30 days warranty
02:00 <AnitaSarkeesian> Pieter you got a new shipment of meth coming in. you need some quick cash for the delivery?
03:00 <Pieter> err >
03:00 <Pieter> im just trying to get rid of stuff i dont need
13:00 <Pieter> k mi off for a bit bbl
22:00 <Serenity> Stolen lol
23:00 <doctor> reality in a needle
28:00 <stompin> BOBIES
30:00 <doctor> bobies backyard beer and beef shed
30:00 <doctor> TM
46:00 <doctor> Hello Mew
46:00 <Mew> gday doc
46:00 <Mew> hows life?
47:00 <doctor> I'm not sure, it's out there where I don't have to deal with it
47:00 <doctor> How's yours?
48:00 <Mew> surprisingly pleasant for all the social interaction i have to have with air breathers
49:00 <doctor> Those rotten air breathers and their oxygen
49:00 <milk> tis the season to be jolly
49:00 <Mew> theyve been less cunty this silly season
50:00 <stompin> eat a dik
50:00 <British^Meat> y?
50:00 <stompin> cause i said so
50:00 <Mew> tis the season to give gobbies
50:00 <Mew> *muffle muffle muffle, muffle muffle*
51:00 <British^Meat> but i dont wanna eat a dik :(
51:00 <British^Meat> sniff
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> This is always fun
55:00 <Mew> you know what else is always fun?
55:00 <Mew> http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/photo/46/6128/How-F-Hole-Your-Bed.jpg
55:00 <British^Meat> erg
55:00 <British^Meat> what if u got a spring in the eye of your cock?
56:00 <Mew> i was just thinking about the springs
56:00 <Mew> maybe one of those memory foam mattresses would be best
56:00 <British^Meat> Mmmm, probably easier to fuck a couch
56:00 <Mew> best part: it will never forget that you raped it with your cock
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> So ut remembers yiur cock
57:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBef_JGNjLc
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Now That's What I Call "Break Neck Speed!" (Oct 26, 2010) 0:17 - Category: Comedy - 147,476 views - 464 likes (98.3%), 8 dislikes (1.7%)
57:00 <milk> think you can get memoryfoam at ikea
25:00 <TheRon> hello
26:00 <spence> Wicket!!!!!
26:00 <spence> Cya bairstow
26:00 <spence> homogay
27:00 <TheRon> bi harsh
27:00 <TheRon> he tried his best
27:00 <spence> Lol
29:00 <TheRon> boag's?
30:00 <spence> Yes pls
30:00 <TheRon> cheers
30:00 <TheRon> ooh that's nice
30:00 <spence> I'm having a bavaria man never tried em taste fairly shit
30:00 <spence> yes
31:00 <spence> gone!!!
31:00 <TheRon> the follow on?
31:00 <spence> Lol they are so shite
31:00 <Pyro-> good leave :P
31:00 <TheRon> broad get johnno on and aim at his feet
31:00 <spence> cya stokes u homogay
31:00 <Pyro-> i doubt the follow on will be enforced.. not hard to get 20 runs to avoid it either, really
32:00 <TheRon> the aussies don't usually enforce it
32:00 <spence> Loved it when johnno caved that clowns helmet in aahahha
32:00 <TheRon> rankin won't bat surely?
33:00 <spence> lol rank
33:00 <Pyro-> if australia scored more, maybe.. not in this situation. except for 1 partnership, australia failed with the bat too
33:00 <Pyro-> omg, it just got hotter in here ;)
34:00 <spence> It's getting hot in my underpants
34:00 <TheRon> how do you get those coca cola girls around to your place?
34:00 <Pyro-> rohypnol ?
34:00 <TheRon> possibly
34:00 <TheRon> bit illegal
34:00 <spence> this siddle on firrrrrrreeee...
34:00 <Pyro-> gaf tape ?
35:00 <TheRon> did you see them?
35:00 <TheRon> some really nice tittties
35:00 <spence> Yeah nice
35:00 <TheRon> they make everybody want to watch cricket
35:00 <Pyro-> ahh thats right.. i got a plan.. better start the action
37:00 <TheRon> they're going the sweet chin music on broad
37:00 <spence> Broad gonna cop one in the chops 
41:00 <spence> Fuck me
41:00 <TheRon> he''' top one
42:00 <TheRon> see
45:00 <TheRon> well said bumble
46:00 <TheRon> the follow on 
47:00 <spence> Lol
47:00 <TheRon> egland are playing shizenhousen cricket
47:00 <TheRon> whats worse than shizenhousen??
48:00 <spence> Bunch of svinehunds
55:00 <Doodle> just got stuck behind the most ironically named suzuki swift in existence
55:00 <Doodle> how do they make them so slow
56:00 <TheRon> the new toyota crown
57:00 <Doodle> lol slash datsun 280c
58:00 <Doodle> all those sub compact cars, why dont they just rename them what they really are
58:00 <Doodle> granny transport/female p platers first new car
59:00 <Maurice> Only a cat 3
59:00 <Doodle> crikey
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <TheRon> tonigth we leave with a different kind of performance
00:00 <Doodle> i need to do some painting but i dont have newspapers
00:00 <Doodle> i wonder if old bills will do
01:00 <Maurice> I just threw my newspapers out, you're welcome to come get it
01:00 <Maurice> And the papers
01:00 <Doodle> re000wwwwww
01:00 <TheRon> do you have a copy of the liberal party policy documents??
01:00 <Doodle> i have a copy of some hippie music newspaper poodleman left behind
01:00 <Maurice> What are you painting
01:00 <Doodle> sadly no, TheRon
01:00 <Doodle> my old wheels
02:00 <TheRon> they would do the job
02:00 <Doodle> i'm only primeriserating them
02:00 <Doodle> haven't decided on colour yet
02:00 <Doodle> nipple pink maybe
02:00 <TheRon> areola pink?
02:00 <Doodle> you know it
03:00 <TheRon> maurice you have any?
03:00 <Maurice> I have nipples, yes
03:00 <Doodle> i'm thinking gunmetal
03:00 <Maurice> And yes Doodle is welcome to them
03:00 <Doodle> then i will plastidip them whatever colour i like
03:00 <Doodle> oh my
04:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1526214_10201572570729731_2101338700_n.jpg
05:00 <Doodle> i went a bit overboard with that one
05:00 <Doodle> but you get the idea
07:00 <Doodle> should i do the letter ing on the tyres in white or yellow
07:00 <Doodle> *lettering
07:00 <TheRon> the fingering?
08:00 <Doodle> the quickening
08:00 <Doodle> highlander stylez
10:00 <TheRon> a nice 170 run lead
14:00 <spence> Lovely days
14:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4wJbATKpEA
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stevie Wright - "Evie (Parts 1, 2 and 3)" 1979 (Jan 6, 2011) 12:40 - Category: Music - 85,920 views - 444 likes (98.4%), 7 dislikes (1.6%)
18:00 <spence> 80 runs by stumps 
19:00 <TheRon> 30 odd overs at 3.5 runs an over is over 100\
20:00 <TheRon> the game will be over tomorrow
22:00 <TheRon> hows the huhu?
27:00 <spence> Yeah 80 easy though  
29:00 <spence> Cmon Rogers let's go warner 
30:00 <TheRon> warner will smash a ton
32:00 <johninja> the highway isfilledwith broken heros on a last chance powerdrive
33:00 <spence> 4444444444444444444
33:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEtQj9wuqhs
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Brent on Guitar - Free Love Freeway - The Office - BBC (Mar 14, 2013) 3:29 - Category: Comedy - 391,903 views - 2,962 likes (98.8%), 35 dislikes (1.2%)
33:00 <johninja> nicew
33:00 <johninja> he did a version with oasis too
34:00 <spence> I'm liking Rogers for a tonne 
34:00 <TheRon> just keep me updated
34:00 <johninja> i'll take entrapment for $10 gerry
34:00 <spence> Fuck I miss gilchrist
35:00 <TheRon> don't we all
35:00 <crash> hope warner does start up earl
35:00 <johninja> hi miss gilchrist
35:00 <johninja> but yeh
35:00 <johninja> gilly was good
35:00 <johninja> would smack the fuck out of it
36:00 <johninja> i think haydo is the best tho
36:00 <johninja> gr8 QLDer
37:00 <TheRon> hot love on the freelove highway
37:00 <spence> Yeah gilly was my fave  
38:00 <spence> 44444444444444444
39:00 <TheRon> let's make the english never wanna play cricket again
39:00 <spence> Lmao
39:00 <crash> lol
39:00 <johninja> lol jordan silk is white
39:00 <johninja> i figured he was a blackman with a name like that
40:00 <spence> I hope another pom retires when we win lol
40:00 <crash> lol
40:00 <spence> softcocks
40:00 <TheRon> broad?
41:00 <spence> he will do 
41:00 <crash> im sure our one day side could take england's test squad
41:00 <crash> wouldve been over with now
41:00 <TheRon> our under 19's could take england's test squad
42:00 <spence> Lol pieca Piss crash
42:00 <spence> lol theron
42:00 <spence> 4444444444444
42:00 <spence> Lovely days
43:00 <stebie> lol
43:00 <TheRon> is bating easy out there now?
43:00 <stebie> not for england
43:00 <TheRon> nope
44:00 <johninja> hitting the rocks like Michael Schumacher
44:00 <TheRon> classless
44:00 <johninja> there,i coined that rap lyric first
44:00 <stebie> bit harsh
44:00 <stebie> schuey's fairing better than england
45:00 <spence> Lol broad should retire now..
45:00 <spence> fucken tea totling homogay
45:00 <TheRon> none for 190, not bad
46:00 <spence> Beautiful TheRon
46:00 <johninja> http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2014/01/03/1226794/582339-c0bc6e08-73f9-11e3-b21a-c1acf4d34253.jpg 
46:00 <johninja> lol who is that meant to be
46:00 <johninja> christopher walken?
47:00 <spence> Rogers armpad is uglier than English teeth lol
48:00 <TheRon> watch crikcet, drinking beer and listening to tunes
48:00 <TheRon> what lead will the aussies need?
48:00 <TheRon> 350 seems generous
48:00 <spence> 250
49:00 <johninja> depends on the rain
49:00 <johninja> if/when
49:00 <crash> 220+
49:00 <TheRon> in honour of the english cricket team, i am now listening to faith no more - ashes to ashes
50:00 <crash> lol
50:00 <spence> Lol
50:00 <British^Meat> [15:14] <johninja> hitting the rocks like Michael Schumacher
50:00 <British^Meat> lol i love it
51:00 <TheRon> the english bowlers look shot
51:00 <johninja> on of the few things that rhymes with chewbacca
51:00 <British^Meat> give me whiskey in a short glass, schumachered
51:00 <TheRon> on the rocks?
52:00 <johninja> lmao
53:00 <johninja> would be a good cocktail
53:00 <British^Meat> totes :)
53:00 <johninja> hi Nikky`
53:00 <crash> hey Nikky` 
53:00 <Nikky`> Hey johninja :o)
53:00 <Nikky`> Hiya crash :o)
54:00 <crash> how goes it Nikky`, working on your sun tan ?
54:00 <Nikky`> With what sun?
55:00 <crash> was out before :P
55:00 <TheRon> fuck it - eamon seems appropriate for england
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <Nikky`> It was? 
55:00 <Nikky`> thought it was more rain n wind 
55:00 <crash> Nikky`: what time did you get out of bed
56:00 <crash> lazy old 10am i bet
56:00 <Nikky`> try 11:30 
56:00 <Nikky`> but I had bad bad sleep
56:00 <crash> yeah you missed the good sun
56:00 <Nikky`> spent most of it awake till 4-5am :/
56:00 <TheRon> 11.30 to go home??
56:00 <TheRon> :)
56:00 <crash> ouch that sucks
56:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I tried to sleep
56:00 <johninja> when the wind is strong enough to stop the rain blowing directly downwards is technically a sunny day inmelbourne
56:00 <Nikky`> Its ok tho..I am all rugged up for nappage soon
56:00 <crash> haha nice
57:00 <TheRon> 11.30 plus arvo nap??
57:00 <Nikky`> And your point is TheRon?
57:00 <TheRon> you should be refreshed
57:00 <Nikky`> I should be but I still like my naps
58:00 <Nikky`> I did go to gym..hard work wears one out :P
58:00 <TheRon> bob hawke
58:00 <crash> bob hawke ?
58:00 <TheRon> on the cricket
58:00 <crash> yeah i know lol :P
58:00 <crash> you beat me to it
58:00 <TheRon> legend
58:00 <crash> guess that is hawke spirit
58:00 <TheRon> our best pm
59:00 <crash> our most aussie pm for sure
59:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1545816_10152081281826738_172259593_n.png 
00:00 <crash> i done yard work yesterday Nikky` 
00:00 <crash> sucked
00:00 <crash> forgot how hard it is
00:00 <TheRon> i watched the cricket
00:00 <crash> had to clean roof gutters, always get the jobs at heights ;/
01:00 <TheRon> i could've played bowls today, but decided to sink beers and watch the cricket
01:00 <crash> now i get to watch cricket and have a few beers
01:00 <johninja> letting your teamatesdown in style
01:00 <crash> 1 down
01:00 <Nikky`> About time you did some hard work crash
02:00 <TheRon> plum lb
02:00 <crash> yeah yeah yeah :P
02:00 <TheRon> love this carlton mid ad
02:00 <TheRon> i don't inhale
02:00 <johninja> :/
03:00 <TheRon> i haven't had a ciggie for 12 months
03:00 <johninja> grats
03:00 <TheRon> i was never addicted
03:00 <TheRon> i smoked when i drank in social situations
03:00 <johninja> ahh byes
04:00 <johninja> yes
04:00 <johninja> woops
04:00 <crash> smoking is one of the human races worst inventions
04:00 <johninja> still getting the hang of this new keyboard
04:00 <johninja> i enjoy smoking
04:00 <TheRon> get a few beers into me i might have a puff
05:00 <Nikky`> How long have you quit for crash?
05:00 <TheRon> i found never smoke and do kareoke though
05:00 <crash> 3 or so months now Nikky` 
05:00 <johninja> smoking and kareoke is like drinking and driving but not as fun
05:00 <Nikky`> So when you first quit you gave in?
05:00 <crash> Nikky`: yeah
06:00 <crash> like 2 days after
06:00 <crash> lol
06:00 <TheRon> watto did come out to bat, thought they might've sent haddin in
06:00 <Nikky`> Nawww oh well you're giving it another crack so wd
06:00 <crash> but thats a first attempt
07:00 <TheRon> i used to be a 20 a year man
07:00 <doctor> I quit smoking once for 3 years and a second time for 1 year, it sucked. Thankfully I took it up again
07:00 <spence> Smoking sucks 
07:00 <crash> lol
07:00 <crash> i had to quit only coffee this attempt
08:00 <crash> i never smoked ciggies after i eat or anything - but coffee meh
08:00 <crash> even drinking doesn't trigger urges, only coffee
09:00 <Nikky`> I usually only have one coffee a day
09:00 <Nikky`> sometimes 2
09:00 <johninja> coffee andmasterbation
09:00 <doctor> coffee gives me a bad headache
09:00 <doctor> i don't even really feel its effects, just the headache
09:00 <johninja> i'm pretty much coffee powerede
10:00 <fawks> powerede
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <johninja> lurker
10:00 <fawks> I actually just checked my phone
10:00 <crash> Nikky`: i use to drink like 3-4 cups
10:00 <fawks> so NO
10:00 <johninja> 8====D
10:00 <fawks> rude
11:00 <johninja> wasn't so hot today
11:00 <johninja> yay
11:00 <fawks> im still in aircon
11:00 <fawks> getting picked up soon
11:00 <johninja> onlylike 35 lol
11:00 <fawks> ew
11:00 <johninja> ooh
11:00 <johninja> where going?
11:00 <fawks> it's like 24 here and I have the aircon on
11:00 <johninja> airport?
11:00 <fawks> to see dad
11:00 <fawks> :D
11:00 <Nikky`> Its 17 here
11:00 <johninja> w00t w00t
11:00 <fawks> yey
11:00 <johninja> nice Nikky`
11:00 <Nikky`> loving the coldness. kinda
11:00 <fawks> Mnm 17
11:00 <fawks> perf
11:00 <johninja> hehe
12:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8-4tjPxD8 
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stevie Nicks - Edge of Seventeen (Apr 18, 2011) 5:29 - Category: Music - 3,615,987 views - 20,633 likes (99.3%), 153 dislikes (0.7%)
12:00 <johninja> love that tune
12:00 <Nikky`> Its good for being able to still snuggle under the covers
12:00 <TheRon> jet - seventeen
12:00 <Nikky`> I love Stevie Nicks
13:00 <TheRon> seen stevie nicks on south park?
13:00 <TheRon> they mistake a goat for stevie nicks
13:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <TheRon> nice watto
14:00 <TheRon> on ya hawkey
14:00 <crash> lol
14:00 <crash> beer was cheaper when he was in
14:00 <TheRon> check him out
14:00 <TheRon> that's hilarious
15:00 <TheRon> he's still got it
15:00 <crash> he skull the entire beer
15:00 <johninja> he does that all the time
15:00 <crash> atleast a schooners worth
15:00 <johninja> its boring now
15:00 <TheRon> bloody oath, he's a legend
16:00 <johninja> he needs to add some more tricks
16:00 <crash> at his age its impressive
16:00 <TheRon> a free one
16:00 <johninja> like a monkey
16:00 <TheRon> he is 80
16:00 <crash> yeah
17:00 <johninja> thats 80 years experience at drinking fluids
17:00 <TheRon> don't begrudge the bloke
17:00 <johninja> oh i won't
17:00 <TheRon> living legend
17:00 <johninja> i just think its a bit cheap
17:00 <johninja> and encourages binge drinking etc
17:00 <crash> for an ex pm to show up at the cricket ?
17:00 <TheRon> bugger that
17:00 <TheRon> that's pure aussie right there
17:00 <crash> atleast we have a few aussies left
18:00 <johninja> "ahh yes look at him drinking alcohol as quick as he can what a champ"
18:00 <johninja> "hah that footy player got drunk as fuck and hit some chick, what a dick"
18:00 <spence> Loser
18:00 <crash> johninja: getting drunk at the cricket is what you do
18:00 <TheRon> johninja stop being anti aussie
19:00 <simba> why does TheRon always liken poisoning yourself to death as being aussie
19:00 <TheRon> it's what we do
19:00 <spence> That's unaustralian simba
19:00 <TheRon> remember the joys of the yard glass??
19:00 <spence> that's true TheRon
19:00 <spence> lol joyous
20:00 <TheRon> the poms are just rolling up rubbish
20:00 <spence> lolz
20:00 <TheRon> half volley on leg stump
20:00 <spence> Fuck me
20:00 <TheRon> damn
20:00 <crash> pretty much
20:00 <simba> isnt the fucking cricket over yet what the fuck
20:00 <spence> lol spoke too soon mate
21:00 <crash> but this seems a familiar score this ashes series
21:00 <TheRon> who could've seen that coming
21:00 <spence> simba no 
21:00 <crash> 3-4 wicketts down before 100 runs
21:00 <crash> horrible test cricket
21:00 <spence> Horrible yes
21:00 <TheRon> it's alright pup won't fail twice
21:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/12283986cf3f94552a633e97f8f6bec6/tumblr_mytj7xhoHV1qipmbbo9_500.jpg
22:00 <spence> Nah no way
22:00 <TheRon> dickie knee??
22:00 <spence> Fuk need a cig 
22:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't
22:00 <spence> Dicky knee was awesome on hey hey
22:00 <spence> why?
22:00 <stompin> BEWBIES
23:00 <TheRon> sid knee?
23:00 <spence> Cmon pup 
23:00 <TheRon> get hawkey back on
24:00 <TheRon> we can declare now
24:00 <TheRon> there's no way england makes 200
24:00 <spence> Lol no fucking chance
25:00 <spence> good catch cocksmoker
25:00 <TheRon> the aussies just have to last long enough to see the shine off the ball and then go the tonk
26:00 <spence> Correct 
27:00 <crash> we have good mid order batsman anyway
27:00 <crash> we pretty much have a slugger ever 2nd player
27:00 <crash> lol
27:00 <spence> Lyon will smash 50 these cunts are homo
28:00 <johninja> just let the english win one to be nice
28:00 <spence> jk lol they are fuckwitts though 
28:00 <johninja> i mean they came all the way out here for christmas
28:00 <spence> So what hit em while they're down....
28:00 <spence> no surrender lol 
28:00 <johninja> that's not the spirit
28:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <spence> Step off mate
29:00 <johninja> ?
30:00 <spence> That's it step orf 
30:00 <spence> If ur not backing the boys step off pal
30:00 <johninja> what r u loking at?
30:00 <Atari> sup ma niggahs
30:00 <johninja> u wont summ8
30:00 <johninja> hi
31:00 <spence> Sup homie
31:00 <Atari> nuthn much dawgs
31:00 <spence> I want some yeah I don't won't some lol
31:00 <Atari> i want some booty ass black bitch
32:00 <spence> I want a white whore
33:00 <Atari> you know they say if you have regular sex for years with a black woman, your dick starts to turn black
33:00 <TheRon> kaley cuoco has great breasts
33:00 <simba> who says that?
33:00 <TheRon> atari and what about the cricket?
34:00 <Atari> i hear that a lot simba
34:00 <simba> from who
34:00 <Atari> just talk simba
34:00 <johninja> yeah can't say i have heard that
34:00 <Atari> a lot of people
34:00 <johninja> pleaseprovide evidence
34:00 <TheRon> the lead is 222, richie would be so proud
34:00 <simba> i cant imagine any normal person ever saying that
34:00 <johninja> hehe
34:00 <simba> its outrageous
34:00 <TheRon> hello boys
34:00 <Atari> shows his cock to johninja
34:00 <johninja> ?
35:00 <johninja> i think you got the wrong idea somehow..
35:00 <Atari> suck it dawg
35:00 <TheRon> is it a big call to name chris rogers an ashes legend?
35:00 <johninja> fuckoff wendy
35:00 <Atari> i used to know a wendy in schoo
35:00 <johninja> yes TheRon
35:00 <Atari> school
35:00 <johninja> mitchell johnson is thelegend
35:00 <johninja> there is only room for one
35:00 <TheRon> ohh c'mon
35:00 <Atari> she always picked her snots and ate them
35:00 <Atari> she was so gross
36:00 <johninja> yes
36:00 <TheRon> brad haddin?
36:00 <johninja> wendy is a gross name
36:00 <Atari> everyone hated her
36:00 <simba> wendys.. gross names gr8 hot dogs
36:00 <simba> name*
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <Atari> wendy the witch they called her
36:00 <johninja> 'they' sound like dicks too
36:00 <TheRon> this wendy i know charges $80 an hour
37:00 <Atari> she a good root TheRon ?
37:00 <TheRon> worth the charge
37:00 <Atari> rodl
37:00 <Atari> rofl
37:00 <Atari> sigh...
37:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna wear pink tomorrow
38:00 <Atari> i know a house in footscray that charges 50 for a hour
38:00 <TheRon> wendy goes that extra mile
38:00 <crash> havent seen lee for a while
38:00 <Atari> she is 5 foot and weighs around 50 kilos
38:00 <crash> `see {Lee}
38:00 <crash> `seen {Lee}
38:00 <prowl> crash, {LeE} ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 6 days 17 hours 3 minutes ago (28.12. 22:35) stating "Quit: " after spending 1 hour 9 minutes there.
38:00 <Atari> she is asian
38:00 <Atari> i go there for massage
39:00 <Atari> sex is optional
39:00 <TheRon> ahh the old "massage"
39:00 <crash> massages are good Atari 
39:00 <Atari> she gives good massage mate
39:00 <Atari> uses baby oil
39:00 <TheRon> i like the scented oils
39:00 <simba> me 2
40:00 <stebie> 7 runs, thanks
40:00 <TheRon> 5 cougars thanks
40:00 <TheRon> jimmy looks pissed
40:00 <Atari> i dont like can or bottle mix drinks
40:00 <simba> Yeah mate. Yeah. She'l be right mate. Yeah.
41:00 <spence> Hook us up a scotch
41:00 <Atari> if i am going to go mixes i buy a bottle of coke and bottle of whiksey
41:00 <stebie> tree fiddy
41:00 <simba> i thought you didnt drink
41:00 <spence> same atari
41:00 <simba> its hard 2 keep up with u like panda
41:00 <Atari> that way you can put as much scotch as you want
41:00 <Atari> like 1 teaspon of coke to a cup of scotch
42:00 <Atari> bahahaha
42:00 <spence> Lol
42:00 <Atari> or you can be an aristocrat
42:00 <Atari> just have a glass of coke and a glass of scotch
42:00 <Atari> 2 glasses
42:00 <simba> one teaspoon lol
42:00 <Atari> sip left and right
43:00 <spence> that was me last night
43:00 <johninja> you are one crazy dude wendy
43:00 <Atari> it is easy to learn to drink scotch
43:00 <Atari> straight
43:00 <spence> very easy
43:00 <Atari> eventualy you get used to it
43:00 <johninja> yeh
43:00 <Atari> you have to drink it normally
43:00 <Atari> not like an idiot
43:00 <johninja> i don't really like it that way tho
44:00 <johninja> can have with water too
44:00 <johninja> but meh
44:00 <spence> only way to have it...
44:00 <Atari> you dont water down a 12 year old mate
44:00 <johninja> ...
44:00 <spence> lol water
44:00 <Atari> most of the shit i have in the cellar is over 12 years old
44:00 <johninja> what do you do to a 12 year old Atari?
45:00 <Atari> 12 yeard old scotch :P
45:00 <johninja> haha
45:00 <johninja> almost had yu
45:00 <spence> Smash it straight
45:00 <simba> i thought u said u didnt drink Atari
45:00 <Atari> simba, once a week mate
45:00 <Atari> on a friday
45:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <simba> dont lie to me
45:00 <simba> lie to urself idc
45:00 <simba> but not 2 me
45:00 <Atari> i am sober now
45:00 <Atari> this is where you start simba
46:00 <Atari> and it don't stop
46:00 <simba> ¿
46:00 <Atari> take a deep breathe
46:00 <simba> cos it 187 on ur momma and a cop?
46:00 <Atari> peaceeeee
46:00 <Atari> relax simba
46:00 <Atari> i came in peace
46:00 <simba> what r u an alien now
46:00 <Atari> yes
47:00 <spence> No no no
47:00 <Atari> play with my joystick
47:00 <spence> Clarke gone
47:00 <BlackDevil> no
47:00 <Atari> stoke it 
47:00 <Atari> stroke it
47:00 <spence> lol simba
47:00 <spence> 187
47:00 <Atari> shuddup punkass
47:00 <simba> 187
48:00 <spence> Niggas that I used to know...
50:00 <Atari> i got 5 bottles of 50 year old scotch
50:00 <Atari> Excessive, you drink 
50:00 <Atari> ?
50:00 <spence> Yes excessively
50:00 <johninja> i got a box of crack rocks from the 80s
50:00 <Atari> the bottles are covered totally in dust
50:00 <Atari> nice
51:00 <Atari> aint been touched in 50 years
51:00 <Atari> we got a cellar acka bunker
51:00 <spence> is like to touch them
51:00 <Atari> all 5 sides are solid concrete
51:00 <Atari> 5 meters underground
51:00 <Atari> my dad had a farm and grew wine
51:00 <Atari> ooops
52:00 <johninja> i see
52:00 <Atari> made wine :)
52:00 <johninja> its grapes
52:00 <johninja> yeh
52:00 <johninja> lol
52:00 <johninja> cool
52:00 <johninja> that was a good story
52:00 <Atari> has a whole pile of shit in the cellar
52:00 <Atari> getting rid of the crap
52:00 <TheRon> grappa?
52:00 <Atari> 4 gallons of the shit
52:00 <spence> Ohh grappz
52:00 <Atari> in a glass bottle
53:00 <TheRon> steve smith 
53:00 <Atari> 4 gallon glass bottle
53:00 <spence> cool
53:00 <Atari> the shit must be over 20 years old
53:00 <Atari> i tasted it, it is nice
53:00 <spence> run machine
53:00 <Atari> tastes sweet
53:00 <TheRon> chicken rogan josh for tea
53:00 <milk> sell it to a cafe
53:00 <johninja> chiucken rogan josh :/
53:00 <Atari> TheRon, like grappa /
53:00 <Atari> ?
53:00 <johninja> thats just 
53:00 <British^Meat> bogan josh
53:00 <johninja> .
53:00 <British^Meat> ah hahhh
53:00 <spence> curry in a hurry in a hot pot
54:00 <British^Meat> (sniggers)
54:00 <johninja> at least have butter chicken
54:00 <johninja> rogan josh is for teh red meet
54:00 <British^Meat> i just secured some pot, kinda stoked
54:00 <Atari> grappa is flammable btw
54:00 <johninja> wd
54:00 <British^Meat> been a while
54:00 <TheRon> it'll work just the same
54:00 <TheRon> i tweaked it with chilli and ginger
54:00 <johninja> ibeen high going on 3 weeks :D
54:00 <spence> lol butterchicken fo sho
54:00 <Atari> TheRon, blow your mind this grappa
54:00 <johninja> yeah boi
54:00 <TheRon> will i still be able to see?
55:00 <Atari> i had a glass, and i was walking in a stupor 10 mins later
55:00 <spence> Soft....
55:00 <Atari> none of the shit is lethal to make you blind mate
55:00 <TheRon> do a community service, offload it at a soup kitchen
55:00 <Atari> all tested professionally
56:00 <Atari> ethanol is dangerous, i know
56:00 <TheRon> give it to the bums
56:00 <Atari> it is good for public use
56:00 <Atari> it is at house level
56:00 <Atari> as the shops are
57:00 <Atari> we have never gone over 60%
57:00 <Atari> the still is made of stainless steel, not copper
57:00 <TheRon> that would sit you on your arse
57:00 <Atari> copper makes it stronger
57:00 <spence> That 100 by stumps imminent theron ....plus
58:00 <Atari> and oak barrel
58:00 <TheRon> told ya
58:00 <spence> u did...
58:00 <Atari> i want to learn how to make whiskey soon
58:00 <spence> scotch or bourbon?
59:00 <TheRon> you know the aussies aren't gonna die wondering
59:00 <Atari> bourbon
59:00 <TheRon> i hate bourbon
59:00 <Atari> ppl drink more american then english
59:00 <TheRon> scotch on the other hand....
59:00 <spence> Scotch better
59:00 <Atari> it is the same shit mate
59:00 <Atari> one is sour mash
59:00 <TheRon> jameson's is alright too
59:00 <spence> don't taste the same
59:00 <Atari> jameison i register as the best :)
00:00 <TheRon> mint
00:00 <spence> I like johnny
00:00 <Atari> King Lois XIII
00:00 <Atari> that is the best
00:00 <Atari> a decent cognac
00:00 <TheRon> a pub pours me a grants i pass it back
00:00 <spence> bring on the yak
00:00 <Atari> grants is cheap shit
00:00 <TheRon> it's terrible
01:00 <TheRon> i even struggle with red now
01:00 <spence> rubbish
01:00 <Atari> hennesy you can get for like 50 bucks
01:00 <Atari> 740ml
01:00 <Atari> depends where you buy it
02:00 <TheRon> i've only just got my dad onto scotch
02:00 <Atari> JW black is always good
02:00 <TheRon> i love black
02:00 <spence> Awesome
02:00 <Atari> the best american is Wild Turkey
02:00 <spence> love turkey
02:00 <Atari> but american honey is a gimmick
02:00 <spence> Lol
02:00 <Atari> stick to southern comfort
03:00 <spence> lol Lolly water
03:00 <TheRon> canadian club is taste free
03:00 <Atari> they dont know shit about liquors the yanks
03:00 <Atari> CC is crap
03:00 <Atari> cc is like grants
03:00 <TheRon> exactly
03:00 <spence> it is poo
03:00 <TheRon> canadian club and cola is just cola
03:00 <Atari> i always liked bundaberg as well
03:00 <spence> lmao
04:00 <TheRon> i so love the coca cola girls at the cricket
04:00 <Atari> mix bundy with lime
04:00 <TheRon> rum knots my stomach
04:00 <spence> U like everything except grants n cc then?
04:00 <Atari> spence yes
04:00 <Atari> just about
04:00 <spence> Lol
04:00 <Atari> i used to be a bartender for 8 years
04:00 <Atari> i know what people like
05:00 <spence> they like getting fucked up
05:00 <TheRon> i'll have a slippery nipple for the lady, make it a double
05:00 <Atari> most popular is bacardi
05:00 <Atari> but ffs
05:00 <Atari> bacardi 151 is for people like Bill Gates
05:00 <Atari> brain fucked
05:00 <Atari> no fucking brains, just looks
06:00 <TheRon> metallica - nothing else matters
06:00 <Atari> masters of chant have a good rendition of that song TheRon
06:00 <spence> 151 rum, pineapple juice and malibu caribou make em all numb...
06:00 <TheRon> no covers, i'm sick of people covering stuff
06:00 <Atari> 151 with chartreusse and absinthe
07:00 <Atari> fuck drinks in it
07:00 <Atari> dont water it down
07:00 <Atari> use liquers to sweeten it
07:00 <TheRon> the 12th man and steve waugh
07:00 <TheRon> two legends
07:00 <Atari> lethal cocktails
08:00 <British^Meat> johninja ive been the exact opposite for well over 3 weeks
08:00 <British^Meat> (scrolls down)
08:00 <spence> Like beer Atari?
08:00 <johninja> dayum
08:00 <johninja> gonna rock yu
08:00 <Atari> haha
08:00 <British^Meat> TOnight, i astro travel
08:00 <British^Meat> lol
08:00 <TheRon> c'mon broad do an ankle
08:00 <Atari> i dont think spence
08:00 <British^Meat> as long as i dont chuck a whitey
08:00 <johninja> i had somewiked dreams lol
08:00 <British^Meat> oh gawd
08:00 <British^Meat> i hate this horrible dream :/
08:00 <British^Meat> err had
08:00 <spence> Really?
08:00 <Atari>  hmm
08:00 <British^Meat> i had a horrible one
08:00 <Atari> romper room
08:00 <spence> Soft
08:00 <Atari> talking about romper room
09:00 <TheRon> that tony abbott was pm??
09:00 <Atari> on radip
09:00 <British^Meat> It involved a baby, the size of a whale....
09:00 <johninja> mine are pretty much always good or just...strange
09:00 <Atari> i remember romper room
09:00 <British^Meat> It had washed up on the beach and i was in a hotel watching all the comotion from the 20th floor
09:00 <spence> LOL baby whale size lmao
09:00 <Atari> remember the movie "romper stomper" ?
09:00 <British^Meat> Then the baby woke up,... knew i was looking at it and started climbing the building to come and gett me
09:00 <British^Meat> bloody horrible
09:00 <spence> did they blow it up with dynamite
09:00 <TheRon> king kong style?
10:00 <spence> cool dream...
10:00 <johninja> then the japs came and harpooned it
10:00 <British^Meat> yes, just like king kong
10:00 <TheRon> for "science"
10:00 <British^Meat> but instead a rotting feotus :/
10:00 <Atari> British^Meat, ffs
10:00 <Atari> that's gross
10:00 <British^Meat> indeed
10:00 <British^Meat> horrible dream
11:00 <British^Meat> thats what not smoking weed does to ya :)
11:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <TheRon> spence what's going on at the cricket??
11:00 <johninja> i have mainly just been cruising around doing wierd art and shit
11:00 <TheRon> broad bitching?
11:00 <Atari> i had lucid dreams of my brother in NYC on sept 11, he lives down the road from there
11:00 <spence> I can vouch for the trippy dreams when ya stop weed Fuck me dead
11:00 <spence> horrible
11:00 <Atari> i thought i was batman in that dream
11:00 <johninja> had this cool lucid dream
12:00 <TheRon> england are just time wasting
12:00 <spence> bit of gardening TheRon....softcocks man
12:00 <Atari> i flew up the twin towers
12:00 <johninja> i was just like creating stuff in my dreams and knew it was a dream
12:00 <Atari> and stood on the towers
12:00 <Atari> waiting 
12:00 <Atari> then i woke up
12:00 <Atari> i was like wtf
12:00 <British^Meat> yer, i dont agree with the whole, dreams have meanings thing
12:00 <johninja> me either really
13:00 <Atari> fuck i hate dreams when you fly
13:00 <TheRon> and my dreams involving miss february??
13:00 <Atari> flying is hard in a dream
13:00 <spence> I have dreams I can move shit around by looking at it like telekinesis I think its called
13:00 <Atari> try flying in a dream
13:00 <Atari> lift your arms
13:00 <Atari> and think
13:00 <Atari> you can do it
13:00 <spence> I fly in my dreams... 
13:00 <TheRon> like mr burns flying through the window?
13:00 <spence> It's hard though
13:00 <Atari> well maybe not windows
14:00 <Atari> but yeah
14:00 <emuls> dreams are just your brains way of dealing with the days events and thoughts in sometimes rediculous and nonsensical ways
14:00 <Atari> i did try to walk through walls
14:00 <johninja> welcome cooper
14:00 <Atari> drains your whole mind and body
14:00 <emuls> for instance
14:00 <johninja> / couleurs
14:00 <johninja> fuck
14:00 <couleurs> thank u Liinda
14:00 <emuls> wehn i took the bus down a mountain in northern vietnam and thought i was going to die
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <emuls> i had dreams about it
14:00 <British^Meat> i used to dream i was driving, before i got my license :)
14:00 <emuls> where i thought i was gonna die but didnt
14:00 <spence> I like it when u know ur dreaming n just Fuck shit up
14:00 <emuls> aint brains great?
15:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRFj3TgFF6U 
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MADONNA - HOLIDAY (EXTENDED INSTRUMENTAL WITH BACKING VOCALS) HD (Jul 23, 2013) 6:02 - Category: Music - 448 views - 4 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
15:00 <stompin> cuntz
15:00 <spence> unbelievable
15:00 <British^Meat> thatd be kinda freaky emuls
15:00 <Atari> lucid dream is knowing your in a dream and control it, your concious and sub-concious communicate
15:00 <emuls> yeah
15:00 <emuls> defo night terrors after those mountain bus rides
15:00 <spence> I always lucid dream
15:00 <Atari> not many people know what the fuck i mean
15:00 <Atari> but anyway
16:00 <johninja> i just said that
16:00 <johninja> sheesh
16:00 <British^Meat> lol
16:00 <spence> I do Atari its great
16:00 <TheRon> i have boob dreams
16:00 <emuls> that and i havent smoked for 2 months or something
16:00 <emuls> so the dreams come thick and fast
16:00 <johninja> <johninja> i was just like creating stuff in my dreams and knew it was a dream
16:00 <couleurs> holla day... cello tape
16:00 <Atari> we got 2 levels of conciousness
16:00 <Atari> concious is now
16:00 <TheRon> i was breastfed
16:00 <Atari> sub concious is sleep 
16:00 <British^Meat> lol r u doing space balls?
16:00 <British^Meat> "this is now now"
16:00 <British^Meat> "youre looking at now, now"
16:00 <British^Meat> classic
17:00 <spence> I try and root chicks when I'm lucid dreaming its fun
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <Atari> rofl
17:00 <spence> but they have weird vaginas lil
17:00 <emuls> deary me
17:00 <spence> lol
17:00 <TheRon> instrumental, why johninja, why?
17:00 <johninja> why not man
17:00 <TheRon> fuck
17:00 <johninja> i was looking for this mix
17:00 <TheRon> i like lyrics
17:00 <crash> everything turning to shit
17:00 <johninja> they had kool and the gang rhyming celebration over this
18:00 <johninja> was cool
18:00 <spence> fuck
18:00 <Atari> alway's look on the bright side of life
18:00 <johninja> was like a mashup collaboration
18:00 <johninja> can't find :(
18:00 <TheRon> i hate mash ups
18:00 <TheRon> just play the fucking song
18:00 <johninja> this is probs the best one i have heard
18:00 <johninja> it works well man
18:00 <johninja> if you know kool and the gang - celebration
18:00 <johninja> then i think you would get it
18:00 <TheRon> yeah i do
19:00 <TheRon> mash ups are very gay like glee
19:00 <spence> Lol
19:00 <crash> cmon bailey
19:00 <crash> this guy can hit
19:00 <couleurs> hewitt won u bloodey beauty of a lil rippa
19:00 <TheRon> aussie aussie aussie
20:00 <spence> Sweet as hewitt
20:00 <spence> Oi Oi oi
20:00 <couleurs> probably play roger in teh final... RIP Hewey
20:00 <spence> the fed x 
20:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGFvlnCq-ts 
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Lennon - # 9 Dream (Jun 13, 2009) 4:47 - Category: Music - 632,487 views - 2,471 likes (98.7%), 33 dislikes (1.3%)
20:00 <TheRon> to me covers are generally like george lucas remaking star wars
21:00 <TheRon> just shouldn't be done
21:00 <johninja> i liked the last 2 remakes
21:00 <johninja> selling it to disney was a shit idea though
21:00 <TheRon> why remake a classic
21:00 <johninja> i can't forgive that
21:00 <TheRon> you can't improve greatness
22:00 <spence> Rogers WILL knock a ton 
22:00 <TheRon> yep
22:00 <spence> 4444444444
22:00 <couleurs> 66666666666
23:00 <TheRon> take the score made by the aussies, and halve it, thats how many england will make
23:00 <spence> 50......
23:00 <couleurs> carn teh orsies
23:00 <spence> Lol 
23:00 <johninja> i beleive in miracles
23:00 <spence> Fuck
23:00 <TheRon> carribean queen are we sharing the same dream
24:00 <emuls> http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/
24:00 <johninja> not sure i wanted to click on that
25:00 <johninja> do you like the big bash TheRon?
25:00 <simba> OLD HAT
25:00 <Atari> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D_evYE7Ows
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Famous people Smoking Weed (Marijuana) and get high (Apr 23, 2013) 5:07 - Category: Comedy - 64,051 views - 257 likes (92.8%), 20 dislikes (7.2%)
25:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KT-r2vHeMM 
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marcy Playground - Sex And Candy (Mar 3, 2009) 3:06 - Category: Music - 4,794,762 views - 26,164 likes (98.2%), 472 dislikes (1.8%)
25:00 <TheRon> i have a look
25:00 <simba> they smoke weed and get high? whoa
26:00 <johninja> i wonderwhy they put a spider inthe vid?
26:00 <TheRon> STUART BROAD'S A WANKER!
26:00 <johninja> girls willhate it
26:00 <TheRon> me slaps the table
26:00 <spence> Lol double Dick dude that can't be real 
28:00 <British^Meat> nice song johninja
29:00 <British^Meat> classic stuff
29:00 <TheRon> shot bailey
29:00 <British^Meat> gah TheRon youre being such a panda
29:00 <British^Meat> He gives running commentary of tv too
29:00 <British^Meat> We all have one!
30:00 <TheRon> such a whinger
30:00 <TheRon> oh yeah you're a pom
30:00 <British^Meat> yer, like ive never been called THAT b4
30:00 <TheRon> as you were
30:00 <Atari> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJJRVleE3_Q
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drunk vs Stoned (Aug 22, 2013) 3:22 - Category: Entertainment - 3,788,392 views - 30,687 likes (96.8%), 1,017 dislikes (3.2%)
31:00 <British^Meat> Sorry i called u a pandas though :/ bit below the belt
31:00 <TheRon> you're forgiven
32:00 <British^Meat> fwendz?
32:00 <TheRon> yes!
32:00 <British^Meat> u big lug
32:00 <TheRon> beer?
32:00 <British^Meat> shandy 
32:00 <TheRon> poof
32:00 <TheRon> :)
33:00 <Atari> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwRIZHOHBLE
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kings of Cannabis (Full Length Documentary) (Aug 8, 2013) 26:58 - Category: Entertainment - 1,976,502 views - 16,011 likes (96%), 672 dislikes (4%)
33:00 <TheRon> enough weed
33:00 <TheRon> 420?
35:00 <simba> 420
35:00 <simba> can u do a back flip while smoking a b
35:00 <TheRon> if you stick food up your arse will you crap out your mouth?
37:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKJgB6T3BIc 
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mandle and Planz - Australia's Off There Head (Oct 5, 2011) 3:09 - Category: Music - 5,801 views - 16 likes (94.1%), 1 dislikes (5.9%)
37:00 <johninja> that is kinda funny
38:00 <British^Meat> i will 420 at around 7 or 8 i reckon
38:00 <British^Meat> being sensible
38:00 <British^Meat> Hm yes yes
38:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wSn81dLK6s
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fine Young Cannibals - She Drives Me Crazy (1988) HD (Feb 18, 2012) 3:37 - Category: Music - 425,398 views - 2,222 likes (98.2%), 40 dislikes (1.8%)
39:00 <TheRon> so 80's
39:00 <johninja> love it
40:00 <TheRon> johninja did you see boney m on christmas day?
40:00 <johninja> no lol
40:00 <TheRon> that film clip kept me going for hours
40:00 <Kynetic> he saw MY boney M.
40:00 <TheRon> should i find it?
40:00 <johninja> ;D
41:00 <Kynetic> we call it the boney M because thats how you have to fold it to fit it in my pants
41:00 <stompin> need sum foood
41:00 <TheRon> kynetic how old are you if you don't me asking?
42:00 <Kynetic> young enough to still be making dick jokes but old enough to know better?
42:00 <johninja> the worldis a vampire sent to drain
42:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxm1FlLSfe4
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mary's Boy Child / Oh My Lord - Boney M (Mar 12, 2008) 5:40 - Category: Music - 2,450,068 views - 6,162 likes (96.8%), 204 dislikes (3.2%)
42:00 <TheRon> puts me in tears every time
42:00 <TheRon> it's just so terrible
44:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg 
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Smashing Pumpkins - 1979 (Aug 2, 2011) 4:22 - Category: Music - 8,754,704 views - 47,385 likes (98.7%), 617 dislikes (1.3%)
45:00 <johninja> fuck man
45:00 <couleurs> good sang
45:00 <johninja> my face is numb most nights
45:00 <johninja> so high
46:00 <johninja> thanks cc
47:00 <TheRon> ELO - telephone line
48:00 <couleurs> hugs
48:00 <TheRon> is johninja a bit grabby??
48:00 <johninja> ;{)
49:00 <johninja> hugs
49:00 <TheRon> hand on the arse?
49:00 <johninja> i don't see why not
49:00 <johninja> she would be offended if i didn't now
49:00 <TheRon> hey if she let's you
50:00 <johninja> i bought this christine anu greatest hits album the other day
50:00 <johninja> it only has one song :(
50:00 <TheRon> i bet fawks likes strangers grabbing her arse
50:00 <TheRon> tell me why i don't like mondays
51:00 <emuls> no
51:00 <fawks> wtf
52:00 <johninja> ?
52:00 <emuls> i prefer it when strangers grab my pendulous tits
52:00 <johninja> mmm
52:00 <johninja> free boobs~
52:00 <emuls> and go
52:00 <TheRon> hello!
52:00 <emuls> hruhgurhgurhgurhgurhruhgrughruhgrughrughr in the middle
53:00 <TheRon> my beer bottle caps are building nicely
55:00 <British^Meat> `topic [17:20] <johninja> i bought this christine anu greatest hits album the other day
55:00 <British^Meat> Dammit
55:00 <AngrymanXL> hi :D
55:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <TheRon> i love the cricket
56:00 <Nikky`> fail British^Meat
57:00 <TheRon> she had a greatest hits?
57:00 <Nikky`> hit
58:00 <TheRon> johninja do you have the very best of lou bega?
58:00 <johninja> no siri do not
58:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BxVBziFvtU 
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Regurgitator - Polyester Girl (Aug 5, 2010) 3:34 - Category: Music - 90,163 views - 460 likes (98.1%), 9 dislikes (1.9%)
58:00 <TheRon> leo sayer at the cricket
59:00 <TheRon> roxanne you don't have to put on the red light
01:00 <spence> Shtumps
01:00 <johninja> lol kylie mynouge locomotion came on
01:00 <spence> can't wait till tomoz....
02:00 <TheRon> aussies bat for a session, england are fucked
02:00 <TheRon> probably fucked now
03:00 <TheRon> don't call me daughter, not fair to
04:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjNCSw41QSA 
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Sleepy Jackson - Good Dancers (Jun 25, 2006) 4:10 - Category: Music - 302,057 views - 851 likes (98.3%), 15 dislikes (1.7%)
04:00 <Nikky`> I'm off to visit the mother tomorrow, some time, when I get there
04:00 <spence> The picture left will remiiiiiind me... Don't call me
04:00 <TheRon> fun or something you have to do?
05:00 <Nikky`> To just visit her, shut her up 
05:00 <TheRon> nice
05:00 <TheRon> family good times
05:00 <Atari> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXpJkFk_0JM
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Donkey love !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Jun 4, 2011) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 147,650 views - 15 likes (57.7%), 11 dislikes (42.3%)
05:00 <Atari> that's hilariois
06:00 <Atari> so stupid
06:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, we shall also have lunch with nan
06:00 <Atari> at a circus
06:00 <TheRon> you still have nan?
06:00 <TheRon> lucky you
06:00 <Nikky`> I do
06:00 <TheRon> all my grandparents are gone sadly
07:00 <Nikky`> :o(
07:00 <Atari> my dad had a heart attack in the house and died in my arms
08:00 <Atari> TheRon
08:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFTvbcNhEgc 
08:00 <TheRon> sad
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Angus and Julia Stone - Big Jet Plane [Official Music Video] (Mar 30, 2010) 4:06 - Category: Music - 18,208,933 views - 90,162 likes (98.4%), 1,424 dislikes (1.6%)
08:00 <Atari> it is sad
08:00 <Atari> but you have to learn to move on and be tough and strong
08:00 <Atari> that is what they want
08:00 <Atari> they been through ww2 and fought in it
08:00 <TheRon> i don't what's worse dying suddenly or the long drawn out one
09:00 <TheRon> my grandparents too
09:00 <Atari> neither TheRon
09:00 <Atari> fate
09:00 <TheRon> i guess
09:00 <Atari> a lot want to die in their sleep
09:00 <Atari> but it is rare
10:00 <johninja> i want to die on the bong
10:00 <Loof> shutup atari you autistic brother touching fucktard
10:00 <Atari> rofl
10:00 <johninja> "it's the way he lived""yep"
10:00 <TheRon> i want to die sufficated by boobs
10:00 <Atari> damn
10:00 <Atari> me too
10:00 <Atari> Nikky`, suffocate me
10:00 <Atari> pweaseeee
10:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <Atari> begs
11:00 <Atari> woof woof
11:00 <Atari> rofl
11:00 <Nikky`> shut up Atari
12:00 <Atari> i seen really skinny women with breasts the size of dolly parton
12:00 <Atari> fucking amazing
12:00 <TheRon> fake?
12:00 <Atari> nope
12:00 <TheRon> damn
12:00 <Atari> just lactose
12:00 <Atari> when they dont have kids, they just grow and grow
13:00 <Atari> higher risk of breast cancer but
13:00 <TheRon> i like the pregnant not showing boobs
13:00 <Loof> Atardi
13:00 <emuls> you're all retarded
13:00 <TheRon> what?
13:00 <Atari> i know how to lactate a pregnant woman, tongue with upper teeth
13:00 <emuls> you read me
14:00 <TheRon> skills
14:00 <spence> Tittie milk is sweet 
14:00 <emuls> -_-
14:00 <TheRon> hello ladies!
14:00 <emuls> all the ladies in the room are getting moist as you type
14:00 <emuls> you don juans you
14:00 <TheRon> i know
14:00 <Loof> Go back to idling emuls, u molested your grandfather on his death bed
15:00 <Loof> Low cunt
15:00 <Atari> hahaha
15:00 <Liinda> hiiii
15:00 <spence> Lol loof
15:00 <Atari> Liinda, how is your lactose levels ?
15:00 <spence> lmfao Ahahaha 
15:00 <TheRon> personal??
15:00 <Liinda> Atari, need calcium?
16:00 <Atari> yeah
16:00 <Liinda> i gots no milks
16:00 <TheRon> milk does the body good
16:00 <Liinda> unless ur lactose intolerant
16:00 <Atari> oink
16:00 <TheRon> drink shitloads of milk, you'll soon become tolerant
17:00 <Loof> He uses his dad's cum as a milk alternative
17:00 <Liinda> i drink link
17:00 <Liinda> milk
17:00 <Liinda> wtf, link
17:00 <emuls> Loof that'd be hilarious if it were true
17:00 <milk> like piss piglet?
17:00 <emuls> turns out his still alive
17:00 <emuls> and his balls are in my arse
17:00 <emuls> *he's
18:00 <emuls> feels good.
18:00 <couleurs> hi Liinda it's me coops
18:00 <Liinda> lol hai couleurs
18:00 <TheRon> i get the feeling women don't like anal
18:00 <Mew> i like anal
19:00 <TheRon> anal or being anal?
19:00 <emuls> do you get that feeling when they punch you in the face 
19:00 <Liinda> lol
19:00 <Loof> How's ur little jellybean dick going couleurs? 
19:00 <Mew> anal like bumsex
19:00 <TheRon> ok
19:00 <spence> Lol loof
19:00 <Liinda> i  like licorice jelly beans
20:00 <couleurs> good thank's
20:00 <Liinda> loofness
20:00 <TheRon> i like burger rings
20:00 <Loof> Couleurs cock is underage vag flavoured
20:00 <Atari> fuck, i forgot a bag of lollies i bought at 7/11
20:00 <Atari> fuck that
20:00 <emuls> lol jelly bean dick
20:00 <emuls> like
20:00 <Loof> Liindaness
20:00 <emuls> a toggle switch>?
20:00 <TheRon> loof the feds are watching this
20:00 <Liinda> better than a tic  tac ey
20:00 <Mew> a cashew cock
21:00 <Liinda> NUTS
21:00 <johninja> "I've seen clits bigger than that"
21:00 <TheRon> salted?
21:00 <Mew> honey roasted baby
21:00 <TheRon> i nibble on nobby's nuts
22:00 <Liinda> you lick the salt off?
22:00 <TheRon> yes!
22:00 <TheRon> doesn't evryone?
22:00 <Liinda> nah i just chomp them
22:00 <Loof> Technically the little girl is still a virgin after couleurs, despite vaginal penetration with his insect penis
23:00 <TheRon> i thought couleurs was a chick?
23:00 <spence> Lol lmfao loof
23:00 <Liinda> :/
23:00 <johninja> poor couleurs
24:00 <Liinda> everyone i like in here gets teased  lol
24:00 <johninja> brb crying
24:00 <Liinda> jinja
24:00 <spence> sook
24:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8IP3F8llzQ 
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Cure - In Between Days (acoustic) (Dec 1, 2009) 3:02 - Category: Music - 143,707 views - 463 likes (99.8%), 1 dislikes (0.2%)
24:00 <johninja> hey Liinda :)
24:00 <johninja> but yeh brb
24:00 <TheRon> the strokes - hard to explain
25:00 <simba> You're currently using artificial blood primed with nanomachines.
25:00 <spence> He thought he had a pube but then he pissed out of it
25:00 <Loof> Lol
25:00 <spence> the majority of cocked around u loot are tiny and yellow :l
26:00 <couleurs> Loof has the imagination of a 16 year old boy even though he's 4 times older irl...
26:00 <spence> cocks
26:00 <TheRon> is alistair cook gay??
26:00 <spence> loof
26:00 <TheRon> he seems too "nice"
27:00 <spence> He's so gay...gayer than Sydney...
28:00 <Loof> Pound my poo
28:00 <spence> Gayer than emuls cock
28:00 <Loof> Lol
28:00 <spence> pooper pounded 
28:00 <spence> Pounder
29:00 <TheRon> cook has that gay brittish army officer feel about him
30:00 <spence> Emuls cock was lopped off by an earwig...
30:00 <Loof> Lol
30:00 <Liinda> who is alistir cook
30:00 <TheRon> the english cricket captain
31:00 <spence> if you look outside loof...you will see my cock 
31:00 <Liinda> oh, gayness 'sport'
31:00 <Liinda> cockkkk is allll arounddddd
31:00 <spence> Lolz
31:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
31:00 <Liinda> cock is in the airrrrrrrrrrr
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Oct 24, 2009) 3:33 - Category: Music - 72,401,829 views - 288,831 likes (93.8%), 18,930 dislikes (6.2%)
31:00 <Liinda> never gonna give you cock
32:00 <Liinda> never gonna let you blowwwww
32:00 <Liinda> never gonna turn around and poojab youuuuu
32:00 <spence> Lol
32:00 <TheRon> rick astley, you sure?
32:00 <spence> what do u call a blonde after a party??
32:00 <TheRon> fair game
33:00 <TheRon> too much?
33:00 <Liinda> you dont call her
33:00 <spence> A box of assorted creams.
33:00 <Liinda> oh
33:00 <TheRon> lol nice
33:00 <couleurs> drunk
33:00 <TheRon> what does a blonde do when she wakes up?
34:00 <TheRon> get's dressed and goes home
34:00 <spence> ??
34:00 <spence> Lol
34:00 <TheRon> why does a blonde write t & a on her knickers?
34:00 <spence> what do u call 100 blondes standing in single file?
34:00 <crash> i am not drunk
35:00 <TheRon> so she doesn't get them on back to front
35:00 <spence>  A wind tunnel
35:00 <spence> lolz
35:00 <crash> cricket always does this to me
35:00 <couleurs> ehheh stupid blondes!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <Liinda> why do female parachuters wear tampons?
36:00 <crash> Liinda: are you a parachuter ?
36:00 <Liinda> so they dont whistle on the way down
36:00 <Liinda> lol no crash
36:00 <TheRon> virgins don't whistle
36:00 <spence> Lol
37:00 <crash> it was a good joke i guess
37:00 <crash> like 2/10
37:00 <TheRon> kevin pietersen
37:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijk4j-r7qPA 
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out (Oct 3, 2009) 4:01 - Category: Music - 9,666,113 views - 57,656 likes (99.1%), 547 dislikes (0.9%)
38:00 <spence> They scream TheRon
38:00 <TheRon> i thought we were talking jokes
38:00 <crash> we are - tampon jokes
38:00 <spence> lol
38:00 <couleurs> Loof's a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
38:00 <Liinda> hmmm im hungry
39:00 <spence> Who invented the tampon????
39:00 <TheRon> a great tampon ad, a chick standing in the simpson desert, saying "look the pacific ocean is no more!"
39:00 <couleurs> Pizza
39:00 <spence> Some bloody cunt.....
39:00 <Liinda> lol
39:00 <spence> lolz
40:00 <crash> Liinda: do you still have to shave your legs ?
40:00 <crash> are you going bald ?
40:00 <Liinda> crash, I wax them.
40:00 <crash> mewo
40:00 <TheRon> the snatch?
40:00 <Liinda> bald like an eagle
40:00 <couleurs> u bloodey rippa
40:00 <Liinda> any woman who SHAVES her minge is wrong, just saying
41:00 <Nikky`> Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda <3
41:00 <Liinda> Nikky` <3333333
41:00 <British^Meat> minge whinge
41:00 <johninja> wow
41:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't put a blade near my balls
41:00 <johninja> Liinda is au naturale
41:00 <Liinda> eww jinj
41:00 <Liinda> i wax
41:00 <Liinda> not shave
41:00 <emuls> ugh
41:00 <johninja> lolk
41:00 <emuls> sif you let som highschool drop out near your minge with hot wax and ripping actions
41:00 <Liinda> pubes were so early 80s
42:00 <AngrymanXL> pics or it didn't happen
42:00 <emuls> pubes are what nature intended
42:00 <Nikky`> let the pubes run free
42:00 <British^Meat> im pro pubes
42:00 <Liinda> i used the braid mine
42:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LeiFF0gvqcc
42:00 <emuls> sure
42:00 <johninja> :/
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael Jackson - Remember The Time (Oct 2, 2009) 9:17 - Category: Music - 57,515,982 views - 155,801 likes (96.9%), 4,987 dislikes (3.1%)
42:00 <emuls> tend to your garden
42:00 <Liinda> not a fan of pubes
42:00 <emuls> but jesus christ
42:00 <emuls> unless it truely is your thing
42:00 <emuls> dont feel pressured to get that shit ripped out
42:00 <Liinda> i feel cleaner with no pubes
43:00 <emuls> then you aint washing right
43:00 <emuls> lol
43:00 <Liinda> lol 
43:00 <johninja> fight fight fight
43:00 <AngrymanXL> hair keeps sweat out of your skin. this is a scientific fact.
43:00 <British^Meat> pube punch on
43:00 <TheRon> i like a landing strip, sometimes you need direction you know
43:00 <Liinda> having hair in a confined space where it is is not so breathable
43:00 <Liinda> if you need direction u shouldnt be a pilot ;P
43:00 <couleurs> i like it when the girl has a vagina
44:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bLOjmY--TA 
44:00 <AngrymanXL> whn you gots not hair the sweat lays on your skin. sweat attracts bacteria. another scientific fact.
44:00 <stompin> o_O
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Iggy Pop - Candy (Mar 11, 2009) 4:23 - Category: Music - 3,716,342 views - 14,538 likes (98.1%), 276 dislikes (1.9%)
44:00 <stompin> Liinda ;)
44:00 <Liinda> hey stompines
44:00 <TheRon> love that song
44:00 <emuls> [18:13] <couleurs> i like it when the girl has a vagina NOW that's something we can agree on
44:00 <Nikky`> trust stompin to pipe up now
44:00 <Nikky`> lol
44:00 <Mew> i know a girl who got her muff hairs laser removed so theyll never grow back
44:00 <couleurs> told u
44:00 <Mew> and she said she misses it now and wishes she didnt get it done
45:00 <Liinda> loads o ppl get laser done
45:00 <couleurs> superglue + haircut sprinkles
45:00 <Liinda> i dont think id ever miss it
45:00 <Mew> id get my underarms laser done
45:00 <Mew> thats the most annoying thing ever
45:00 <TheRon> so vain
45:00 <spence> Lol muff hairs
45:00 <TheRon> chciks should accept you for who you are
45:00 <spence> mew that's gay unless ur fem
45:00 <couleurs> thank u
45:00 <Mew> im fem yo yo
45:00 <couleurs> So Gay
46:00 <TheRon> homogay?
46:00 <spence> homogay as a mofucker
46:00 <Liinda> so...
46:00 <crash> chicks should wax
46:00 <Liinda> brb, i have salted peanut butter ice creamy 
46:00 <crash> everywhere
46:00 <crash> apart from head obviously
47:00 <British^Meat> u said that the other day u anal bandit
47:00 <British^Meat> well... someone did
47:00 <stompin> bushhhhhhhhhh
47:00 <crash> British^Meat: are you referring to me ?
47:00 <crash> not me anyway
47:00 <TheRon> george w
47:00 <AngrymanXL> I like my women like i like my strawberries. Red and sweet.
48:00 <TheRon> i like women who let me
48:00 <Nikky`> lol
48:00 <crash> lol
48:00 <crash> always the gentleman TheRon ?
49:00 <TheRon> yes?
49:00 <Nikky`> Why he is forever going to be single
49:00 <crash> nice guys always finish last
50:00 <TheRon> i'm looking for the perfect woman, cook clean keep beer on ice
50:00 <crash> i would take the TheRon on a date
50:00 <johninja> illy
50:00 <simba> big brother is watching
50:00 <johninja> twin coffees bitch
51:00 <johninja> #Can'tStopMeNowe
51:00 <TheRon> crash, dinner film monster trucks, long walks on the beach and even longer dutch ovens
52:00 <crash> TheRon: ofcourse, your place or mine
52:00 <stompin> o_O
52:00 <TheRon> you like pig shooting?
52:00 <crash> your place sounds shady out there in the country :P
53:00 <TheRon> juat to be clear i like chicks
53:00 <Liinda> with dicks
53:00 <Liinda> back =)
53:00 <TheRon> not so much
53:00 <Nikky`> You shouldn't be so picky while you're getting none TheRon
53:00 <crash> TheRon: thanks for the clarification
53:00 <crash> couldve got awkward then
53:00 <spence> Lol nikky
53:00 <TheRon> paying for just isnt the same you know
54:00 <crash> yeah and agree with Nikky` 
54:00 <Liinda> if u let a guy suck u, is that classed as gay or only if u give it
54:00 <crash> me and TheRon like cricket - so we have a common interest
54:00 <stompin> lol
54:00 <AngrymanXL> it's only gay if you swallow. IMO
54:00 <crash> i think we can develop a relationship from that starter
54:00 <stompin> whats with the convo going to the gutter
54:00 <crash> i blame Nikky` 
55:00 <TheRon> so low brow
55:00 <Nikky`> Sif blame me
55:00 <Nikky`> I'm innocent
55:00 <crash> chick playing victim
56:00 <TheRon> ladies i can wear a uniform in the boudoir 
56:00 <Liinda> lol
57:00 <TheRon> i can do that scene in top gun
58:00 <Liinda> what scene
58:00 <TheRon> is that top gun or an officer and a gentleman
59:00 <Liinda> ur telling the story
59:00 <TheRon> i don't know now
59:00 <Liinda> cool story
59:00 <TheRon> thank you
59:00 <Liinda> i dont wanna hear it ever again
00:00 <TheRon> easily done
00:00 <TheRon> linda you like a uniform?
00:00 <Liinda> chicken ones
01:00 <TheRon> chicken?
01:00 <TheRon> like at kfc?
01:00 <Liinda> like a chicken suit
01:00 <TheRon> what if i turned up to yours tarred and feathered?
02:00 <Liinda> i'd pluck u
02:00 <TheRon> give me a really good plucking?
02:00 <milk> decorum
03:00 <TheRon> we're discussing plaucking
03:00 <stompin> whats for dinner
03:00 <TheRon> we're discussing plucking
03:00 <Liinda> turkey
03:00 <TheRon> now we're talking turkey
04:00 <Liinda> gobble gobble
04:00 <TheRon> oh you will be
04:00 <crash> group orgy at Liinda's place
04:00 <Liinda> pass
04:00 <crash> Liinda: you need a cock in your mouth
05:00 <Sandman> LOL
05:00 <TheRon> how about we just start one out the front and you can just join whener?
05:00 <crash> that shut her up
05:00 <Nikky`> rude crash
06:00 <crash> sorry Nikky` 
06:00 <Liinda> sorry aready have one
06:00 <Liinda> :P
06:00 <TheRon> nikky one more beer and i'll be anyones
07:00 <TheRon> sandman i'll fight you for her
07:00 <Sandman> :)
07:00 <Nikky`> errr
07:00 <Liinda> Nikky` is mine!!
07:00 <Nikky`> Yes,. I am Liinda's
07:00 <crash> Liinda: don't you like my 100% organic female silencer ?
07:00 <TheRon> can i watch?
07:00 <Sandman> 3 some nikky hahaa :P
07:00 <Liinda> crash lol
08:00 <TheRon> i'll wear my uniform
08:00 <Nikky`> haha sure Sandman.. with Liinda and i'll pick another girl
08:00 <Liinda> you guys are just filttthhhh flarn filthhhhh
08:00 <TheRon> what?
08:00 <crash> Liinda: that is harsh
08:00 <TheRon> you love it
08:00 <Liinda> I know
08:00 <Sandman> haha
09:00 <Sandman> you would !
09:00 <TheRon> giving that trout a really good seeing to?
09:00 <Liinda> im hungry :(
09:00 <crash> for cock ?
10:00 <TheRon> crash totally unnecessary 
10:00 <Liinda> im a vegetarian
10:00 <TheRon> skirt around the issue
10:00 <crash> why, that would be on Liinda's menu
10:00 <TheRon> you know, be vague but imply it
11:00 <milk> more cushin for the pushin
11:00 <Liinda> lol
11:00 <crash> oh the indirect approach
11:00 <crash> less subtle got ya
11:00 <spence> Lol crash 
11:00 <Liinda> except i can see what ur writing
14:00 <crash> hey fawks 
14:00 <fawks> hi
14:00 <spence> Oh :l
14:00 <crash> hate undies that leave cotton on your dick
15:00 <spence> lol new ones crash
15:00 <crash> spence: not that old
15:00 <crash> 3 months
15:00 <spence> still cottoning up the knob??
15:00 <Sandman> LOL
15:00 <crash> but sometimes picking cotton off your dick is sensitive
16:00 <spence> It can hurt
16:00 <Loof> Well there goes my dinner
16:00 <spence> sometimes feels nice though
16:00 <crash> i didn't have any small female hands close by
16:00 <spence> lol loof
16:00 <spence> Loof rogan josh with a hint of Dick lint cotton ??
17:00 <Loof> Lol
17:00 <crash> lol
17:00 <Sandman> lolllll
17:00 <Loof> Then u go to pick the cotton off and u find its a scab
18:00 <crash> usually i just go by new jocks
18:00 <crash> buy*
18:00 <Loof> Prob herpes
18:00 <crash> you can get cream for that 
19:00 <Loof> Nah tastes funny that cream :p
19:00 <crash> hehe
19:00 <crash> yeah and cotton sticks to it way more easily
19:00 <Loof> Lol
21:00 <crash> probably should hire Nikky` to wash my clothes
21:00 <Nikky`> That would be a job i'd not do
21:00 <crash> Nikky` i will buy you with money
21:00 <Nikky`> negatory
21:00 <Loof> Or make them even dirtier ;)
21:00 <crash> plus my incredible charm
22:00 <Nikky`> you have charm?
22:00 <crash> its backup incase money fails
22:00 <crash> so its got a few cobwebs on it
22:00 <Nikky`> I see
22:00 <crash> "{
23:00 <crash> 11 weeks till i get my licence back
23:00 <crash> hope i don't have to go p's :P
24:00 <crash> do you know where {Lee} is Nikky` ?
24:00 <crash> i tryed ringing her
24:00 <crash> but she didn't answer
24:00 <Nikky`> Nope, not sure why you would think i'd know tho :/
24:00 <crash> gotta get kunivas number :P
24:00 <crash> lmao
24:00 <Loof> Wtf for?
25:00 <crash> Loof: im joking mate :P
25:00 <Loof> Ah kek
25:00 <crash> i don't have a very good sense of humor
25:00 <crash> im selfish :P
28:00 <crash> hey Glenn 
28:00 <crash> hey Glenn 
28:00 <crash> hey Glenn 
29:00 <johninja> glenn is anangry peak hour commuter stuck in a meaningless job and a loveless marriage played by mick molloy
29:00 <johninja> glenn is anangry peak hour commuter stuck in a meaningless job and a loveless marriage played by mick molloy
29:00 <johninja> glenn is anangry peak hour commuter stuck in a meaningless job and a loveless marriage played by mick molloy
30:00 <spence> Lol
30:00 <Loof> Lol! The only problem with the same thing with my family and friends of mine is going to have to be the most important thing in common with my friends look I speak atari
30:00 <spence> Lol
30:00 <Loof> Lol! The only problem with the same thing with my family and friends of mine is going to have to be the most important thing in common with my friends look I speak atari
30:00 <spence> Lol
30:00 <Loof> Lol! The only problem with the same thing with my family and friends of mine is going to have to be the most important thing in common with my friends look I speak atari
31:00 <crash> lol johninja 
31:00 <spence> 8% beer...fucking great
31:00 <crash> lol johninja 
31:00 <spence> 8% beer...fucking great
31:00 <crash> lol johninja 
31:00 <spence> 8% beer...fucking great
32:00 <crash> wb Atari 
32:00 <Atari> hey
32:00 <crash> wb Atari 
32:00 <Atari> hey
32:00 <crash> wb Atari 
32:00 <Atari> hey
33:00 <crash> great to have you onboard
33:00 <Atari> was just ripping some old cd's
33:00 <Atari> leonard cohen
33:00 <Atari> everyone likes a ol leonard
33:00 <Atari> love his morbid sad depressing music
33:00 <Atari> rofl
33:00 <crash> great to have you onboard
33:00 <Atari> was just ripping some old cd's
33:00 <Atari> leonard cohen
33:00 <Atari> everyone likes a ol leonard
33:00 <Atari> love his morbid sad depressing music
33:00 <Atari> rofl
33:00 <crash> great to have you onboard
33:00 <Atari> was just ripping some old cd's
33:00 <Atari> leonard cohen
33:00 <Atari> everyone likes a ol leonard
33:00 <Atari> love his morbid sad depressing music
33:00 <Atari> rofl
34:00 <Atari> nuff to make you puke when your drunk :)
34:00 <Atari> nuff to make you puke when your drunk :)
34:00 <Atari> nuff to make you puke when your drunk :)
35:00 <Atari> what kinda music you like ?
35:00 <crash> everything, but country,blue,jazz
35:00 <crash> do you like any of those music genres ?
36:00 <Atari> jazz is ok, i like glenn miller
36:00 <Atari> only glenn miller
36:00 <crash> cat empire ?
36:00 <Atari> all other jazz seems too old
36:00 <Atari> glenn miller was ahead of his time
36:00 <spence> Tech n9ne
36:00 <Cleo11> what about jazz funk
36:00 <Atari> nah, he was more contemporary, rythm
36:00 <crash> Cleo11: like what?
37:00 <Atari> you dont add vocals to jazz Cleo11, it dont work
37:00 <Atari> not classical jazz anyway
37:00 <crash> pretty much
37:00 <spence> Wizard of oz is on....
37:00 <crash> jazz is not far off most instrumental stuff
37:00 <Bastardly_One> cat empire need to die
38:00 <crash> vocals but very few usually
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and jazz fusion is for tossbags
38:00 <johninja> lol was listening to this instrumental track and and for some reason the tv went offmute
38:00 <crash> Bastardly_One: nah most of their original stuff is great
38:00 <johninja> had mark bosnich talking over the top
38:00 <johninja> pretty coo
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate them crash
38:00 <Atari> Leonard Cohen - The Essential (CD1) - 01 - Suzanne.mp3
38:00 <johninja> ugh@your track naems
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Leonard Cohen is a bit of a god
38:00 <crash> Bastardly_One: lol - they don't get played that often so you should be ok
38:00 <johninja> suzanne isquite goodthough
39:00 <Atari> least i know how to properly rip cd's thanks to thewjm
39:00 <Atari> he taught me
39:00 <HashTagMeatSpin> CLEVER
39:00 <Bastardly_One> check this out
39:00 <spence> Dorothy just hot owned by pigs lol
39:00 <Atari> carl knows his shit
39:00 <Atari> carl is good with music
39:00 <Bastardly_One> best cover EVER
39:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrLk4vdY28Q
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah (Oct 2, 2009) 7:21 - Category: Music - 14,841,666 views - 50,359 likes (97.3%), 1,389 dislikes (2.7%)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he's about 200 here
39:00 <Atari> good song
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it's quite recent
39:00 <AngrymanXL> I've never watched the Wizrd of oz in my life.
39:00 <Bastardly_One> have a look how he still commands the stage
40:00 <AngrymanXL> In my existence on planet earth, I have never watched the wizard of oz.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a great concert by the way
40:00 <Bastardly_One> if you want the full link I can get it
40:00 <spence> U missed out angryman
40:00 <Bastardly_One> "you don't really care for music do you?"
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that gig
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he does a really good version of First We Take Mahattan too
44:00 <couleurs> Back
44:00 <Atari> do you guys know any good FLV editor that is freeware ? i want to make flv for youtube
45:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA16lsLbwU0
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Leonard Cohen - First we take manhattan (Sep 10, 2011) 6:49 - Category: Music - 255,958 views - 1,263 likes (98.3%), 22 dislikes (1.7%)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> really good version
48:00 <crash> Nikky`: you wearing underwear ?
48:00 <TT-Boy> hi all
48:00 <Nikky`> Cotton ones so I can get it on my dick
49:00 <crash> its good weather for cotton
49:00 <Nikky`> lets ya bits breath
49:00 <HashTagMeatSpin> hash tag tub girl
49:00 <crash> yeah more so when you have bits that hang out hey :P
51:00 <crash> Nikky`: you should be wearing a g-banger in this heat :P
51:00 <crash> plus if your car breaks down, always easier
51:00 <Nikky`> Its not hot tho
53:00 <TT-Boy> its warm in brisbane today, in the 40's
53:00 <TT-Boy> 43 or something
53:00 <TT-Boy> hotter up nth and inland
53:00 <simba> this is #melbourne mate
53:00 <crash> Nikky`: you would own a g-string forsure :P
53:00 <TT-Boy> upwards of 50 in some spots
53:00 <crash> no ?
53:00 <AngrymanXL> 43C in Brisbane? Did Flannery make a guest appearance on Briibane local news?
53:00 <TT-Boy> Flannery?
54:00 <AngrymanXL> Whenever we have a hot day Flannery pops his head out of his arse.
54:00 <TT-Boy> thats good man
56:00 <Liinda> >.<
57:00 <TT-Boy> Liinda, hi there
57:00 <Liinda> fucking cold here :(
57:00 <AngrymanXL> Cold? are you in Melbourne?
57:00 <TT-Boy> where do u live, tassy melb?
57:00 <Liinda> hi TT-Boy
57:00 <Liinda> Melbourne
57:00 <AngrymanXL> It's nice in Melbourne.
57:00 <AngrymanXL> 18C
58:00 <Liinda> its cold
58:00 <AngrymanXL> perfect almost.
58:00 <TT-Boy> figures, that place has horrible weather, its summer lmfao and 18 
58:00 <couleurs> me 2 Liinda let's go blanket shopping
58:00 <Liinda> couleurs lets! i just put a jumper and socks on
58:00 <Liinda> yesterday was beautiful
58:00 <couleurs> :~)
59:00 <Atari> 21 is perfect
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it's Liinda
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hai! <3
59:00 <Liinda> heys Bastardly_One <3
00:00 <Atari> 25 is beyond perfection (paradise)
00:00 <Liinda> 24 is nice
00:00 <Atari> 25 is the best
00:00 <TT-Boy> i used to live in Melb, dont miss the joint one bit, but i lived in a crap area, Stalbans lol, i dont miss the shithole at all, full of low lifes
00:00 <Liinda> heck, even 27 would be nice
00:00 <Atari> but you have to account for humidity as well
00:00 <Liinda> lol TT-Boy st albans is shit.
01:00 <Atari> so weather is never perfect :) lol
01:00 <TT-Boy> much rather be in qld in my nice boat, drinking ice cold cans of beer in the nice bay, you go on a boat in vic and you need a snow suit LMFAO
01:00 <Atari> fuck i want to buy something to drink, aint drank since last week
01:00 <TT-Boy> humidity makes it hot
01:00 <spence> Do it atari
02:00 <TT-Boy> cairns and darwin have heaps of humidity
02:00 <Atari> poison myself :-
02:00 <Atari> hehe
02:00 <TT-Boy> briusbane isnt so bad
02:00 <Liinda> melbourne people are better
02:00 <Liinda> =
02:00 <Liinda> =P
02:00 <TT-Boy> lmfao
02:00 <couleurs> =)
03:00 <Atari> enya is nice
03:00 <Atari> love this music
03:00 <TT-Boy> yeah, the classy looking fat wogs all swarming to broady while they collect dole and work for cash .... great class of people HAHAHA
03:00 <Liinda> oi, im a fat wog.
03:00 <TT-Boy> rather be in afganistan than places like broady and thomastown
03:00 <TT-Boy> oops sorry Liinda 
03:00 <couleurs> me 2
03:00 <TT-Boy> i didnt mean you obviousley
03:00 <Liinda> u lived in st albans lol, as if u can talk :P
04:00 <Atari> yeah, with their black suits, white shirt, hairy chests, greased hair and gold chains
04:00 <Atari> thats a wog
04:00 <Liinda> i dont think every wog dresses that way.
04:00 <TT-Boy> for 3 years when i was little then moved immediatley to another state lol
04:00 <couleurs> st bogans
04:00 <spence> Lol wogs
04:00 <TT-Boy> Victorian wedding, wogs in commodores wearing adidas lol
05:00 <Atari> lebos are wannabe wogs btw :P
05:00 <TT-Boy> its not to sylabols get it right "SNOORBENS"
05:00 <TT-Boy> thats better
05:00 <TT-Boy> *two
05:00 <Bastardly_One> St Albans ... the only suburb I've been in where junkies DOOR KNOCK for money
05:00 <Liinda> i had black buicks at my wedding
05:00 <TT-Boy> Liinda, adidas or nike tracksuits lol
06:00 <Liinda> dont be ridiculous, we wore Kappa
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
06:00 <Bastardly_One> was thinking she's italian m8
06:00 <Liinda> ;)
06:00 <couleurs> Kappa Tea
06:00 <Bastardly_One> TT is clearly thinking of Greeks
07:00 <Atari> your a genius Bastardly_One
07:00 <Atari> in your own little world
07:00 <Liinda> I used to et teased for being a wog in school
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I am in the real world too
07:00 <Atari> amongst 7 billion on the planet
07:00 <Liinda> :(
07:00 <Atari> sure you are Bastardly_One
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you weren't even watching idiot
08:00 <Bastardly_One> it was a joke
08:00 <Bastardly_One> move on and shut up
08:00 <Liinda> but ll the aussies wanted to try my salami sandwiches!
08:00 <couleurs> :o
08:00 <Atari> shut up ? :) rofl
08:00 <Liinda> and mortadella rolls
08:00 <TT-Boy> Liinda wogs are fine, im wog myself, but there are wogs and then there are MELB wogs from the west, 2 different breads
08:00 <AngrymanXL> Is DLNA the best invention in human history? discuss.
08:00 <Liinda> *breeds
08:00 <Bastardly_One> My nieces get that at school too and they're aussies
08:00 <TT-Boy> oops breeds lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they prefer those kind of sandwiches
09:00 <Liinda> TT-Boy, Sydney Western wogs are even more so diferent
09:00 <Bastardly_One> TT-Boy` needs a life to start picking on "wogs"
09:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One, even judges and kings are laughed at and ridiculed, scorned, judged and even executed, what makes you so special ? :) rofl
09:00 <Liinda> Bastardly_One I used to swap with aussie kids, they'd get 100's & 1000's for lunch or vegemite
09:00 <TT-Boy> Italian girls are pretty when young and fat when older, most wogs follow this formula but italians are prettiest when younger and fattest when older
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he must be damn bored to restort to that
10:00 <Liinda> *cough* im italian
10:00 <Atari> hahaha
10:00 <TT-Boy> im on irc, YES im bored lmfao
10:00 <Atari> n1 Liinda
10:00 <couleurs> mama mia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <TT-Boy> Liinda, i meant ummm lebanese lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Atari, what makes me so special is I'm a deity
10:00 <TT-Boy> i swear im so sorry Liinda , i mean all italians except you ok
10:00 <TT-Boy> :P
10:00 <Bastardly_One> My last italian g/f was so tall
10:00 <Atari> then change the world oh deity
10:00 <Atari> rofl
11:00 <Atari> hahaha
11:00 <Liinda> TT-Boy so my mum, my aunty etc? pshh :P
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been out with mostly italian and greek women
11:00 <TT-Boy> im watching weding singer atm
11:00 <Liinda> every nationality has fatties.
11:00 <Atari> and they all probably spat on you Bastardly_One
11:00 <Bastardly_One> classic movie
11:00 <TT-Boy> fuck the boy george guy is funny lol
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the entire movie is funny
11:00 <AngrymanXL> Italians are awesome cooks. I don't blame them for getting fat.
12:00 <Atari> yeah, salami is nice
12:00 <Atari> i love good salami
12:00 <Bastardly_One> more like they're confident enough not to give a fuck when older
12:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
12:00 <AngrymanXL> Italians have the best cakes and biscuits 
12:00 <couleurs> a/s/l + weight every1
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <TT-Boy> yeah i love italian food, marinara seafood pasta
12:00 <TT-Boy> with scollops and oysters in it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I weight as much in total ... as some of you do for one leg
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm 58kg
12:00 <Liinda> skin n bones
13:00 <Liinda> do u even eat Bastardly_One?
13:00 <Liinda> =)
13:00 <TT-Boy> wogs in melbourne that have clear plastic on the carpet in the hallway and clear plastic on the couch lmfao, its fucken tragic
13:00 <Atari> that's sad Bastardly_One, here... have a samali
13:00 <couleurs> r u on math like Pieter
13:00 <Atari> salami
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda, you'd think not hey? ...
13:00 <Liinda> TT-Boy watches too much Raymon on tv
13:00 <Liinda> *raymond
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I am the frustration of greek and italian mothers australia wide
13:00 <TT-Boy> Liinda, raymond has nothing on the wogs in snorbens
13:00 <Bastardly_One> why you so skinny
13:00 <Bastardly_One> EAT!
14:00 <Liinda> My parents and relos have never ever don that to furniture
14:00 <Liinda> *done
14:00 <TT-Boy> raymonds parents are hippies compared to st albans wogs
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good luck ... I won't put on weight
14:00 <Liinda> Bastardly_One my dad is the same, tall and skinny
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm short and skinny
14:00 <Liinda> people tell my mum off saying she doesnt feed him
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but kind of sickly
14:00 <AngrymanXL> Italians have great style, they would never put plastic shhit over their chhairs like on that Raymond show.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> a good lung condition keeps me skinny
15:00 <Liinda> nawh
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yes they would
15:00 <Bastardly_One> cheap "wogs" do
15:00 <crash> spa time with Nikky` :P
15:00 <Nikky`> why
15:00 <Nikky`> I don't want a spa
15:00 <Liinda> my exes folks did that to some degree, but they were maltese
15:00 <Liinda> diff kettle of fish altogether
15:00 <Bastardly_One> now that would of been interesting
16:00 <crash> you would love one Nikky` 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> if your parents met
16:00 <Bastardly_One> maltese and italian
16:00 <Liinda> they did meet
16:00 <Bastardly_One> how'd that go? *lol*
16:00 <crash> it's a relaxing exercise
16:00 <TT-Boy> Liinda do you parents force people to eat, almost at gunpoint
16:00 <Nikky`> I have had a spa before but I don't want one right now
16:00 <crash> ;/
17:00 <couleurs> i live near lygon st Liinda do u live their 2 did u make my gelato 2 day
17:00 <TT-Boy> the wogs that guilt trip you into eating when all else fails
17:00 <Liinda> TT-Boy nawh they arent like that. but mum does always ask if i have eaten.
17:00 <crash> Nikky`: what do you want ?
17:00 <crash> bed/nap :P
17:00 <crash> cuddles ?
17:00 <Nikky`> Sure
17:00 <crash> its summer, no cuddles
18:00 <TT-Boy> "no im so sorry i cant eat, im on my way to hospital and cant eat because im being operated on in 12 hours ...... well you can atleast have some soup, soup is good for you and will get you strong after the operation, just a bit
18:00 <simba> its been pretty cold
18:00 <HashTagMeatSpin> your face is
18:00 <TT-Boy> a bit, means the larges bowl filled to the top
18:00 <couleurs> they're making tiramisu gelato on c31
18:00 <couleurs> HOLY SHIT
18:00 <simba> not maney scorchers
18:00 <TT-Boy> awesome gelato is awesome
19:00 <AngrymanXL> Regional Italian Cuisine starring Liinda
19:00 <couleurs> ya that's on
19:00 <Liinda> lol my folks arent old school villagers
19:00 <crash> wizard of oz
19:00 <couleurs> my favourite show
20:00 <Liinda> i make the best tiramisu
20:00 <couleurs> better than big bang 
20:00 <crash> Liinda: do you want to have a spa ?
20:00 <TT-Boy> i have family that are liek peasants from the village, they are funny, they swear like troopers
20:00 <TT-Boy> have no understanding og technology
20:00 <Liinda> crash spas are overrated
20:00 <crash> so are women
20:00 <Liinda> what background are u TT-Boy
21:00 <Liinda> crash some are
21:00 <crash> all of them
21:00 <Liinda> except me :P
21:00 <crash> they love talking about themselves
21:00 <TT-Boy> im Italian
21:00 <Liinda> yeah, high maintenance women are annoying
21:00 <crash> selfish creatures
21:00 <AngrymanXL> do you own a Ducati TT-Boy ?
22:00 <Liinda> TT-Boy oh poor u
22:00 <Liinda> my mate has a duke
22:00 <AngrymanXL> Ducati is owned by the Russians now aren't they?
22:00 <Liinda> Boh
22:00 <couleurs> gelato university lol
22:00 <couleurs> i wanna go there
22:00 <Liinda> ^Italian, for I dont know or care
22:00 <AngrymanXL> fuck Ducati, AV Augusta or bust.
22:00 <Liinda> aprilia
23:00 <couleurs> no it's owned by audi now 
23:00 <crash> Nikky` ?
23:00 <couleurs> russians don't own anything
23:00 <AngrymanXL> The Germans are o.k.
23:00 <Atari> it is cold
23:00 <Nikky`> Yes?
23:00 <crash> is Liinda a very nice person ?
23:00 <Atari> heater on
23:00 <Atari> just to get it up to 21
23:00 <Atari> sheesh
23:00 <crash> or just nice or just a person ?
23:00 <Liinda> lol
24:00 <AngrymanXL> Liinda:  is very nice. She is going to sponsor Beehhh so he can stay in Australia for good.
24:00 <Atari> another dole bludging indian
24:00 <Nikky`> Liinda is lovely 
24:00 <Liinda> lol AngrymanXL Im nice but not STUPID
24:00 <crash> i only trust Nikky` 's judgement
24:00 <crash> lovely ???
24:00 <Liinda> where is beeeh anyway
24:00 <Atari> Liinda, think about the 9 month plan :) hahaha
24:00 <AngrymanXL> Trying to get into  Canada.
24:00 <crash> lol
25:00 <Nikky`> Yes, lovely
25:00 <Liinda> lol pass!!!
25:00 <Liinda> thanks Nikky` <3
25:00 <crash> lovely reminds me of knitting
25:00 <Liinda> crash, cant u make ur own judgement :P
25:00 <Liinda> Oh, I cant knit
25:00 <Nikky`> Welcome <3
25:00 <crash> can you lay on your back ?
25:00 <TT-Boy> AngrymanXL i have a ducati yes, i have 8 motorbikes actually
26:00 <Nikky`> Stop being so rude crash, gosh
26:00 <TT-Boy> i have an 848 evo ducati in white
26:00 <Liinda> crash, no.. im so fat i roll all over the place :(
26:00 <crash> lol Nikky` yeah its was a tad weird as well
26:00 <AngrymanXL> Can I have one?
26:00 <crash> but Liinda has good humor
27:00 <TT-Boy> Liinda how long ago did you get married
27:00 <Liinda> TT-Boy it will be 10 years ago this month. was married for 1 yr
27:00 <couleurs> i still luv Liinda even though i just found out she is fat 
27:00 <TT-Boy> umm, so so you have been divorced for 9 years?
27:00 <Liinda> couleurs you said u loved bacon :(
27:00 <TT-Boy> lol, fair enough
28:00 <couleurs> i luv u more than bacon
28:00 <TT-Boy> did you grow fat really quick on him or something after tieing the knot?
28:00 <TT-Boy> jk
28:00 <Liinda> TT-Boy, yeah, if thats how u want to look at it, single after i got dicorced
28:00 <Liinda> *divorced
28:00 <Liinda> TT-Boy no u noob. 
29:00 <Liinda> if u MUST know, i was living in syd at the time and siply got homesick
29:00 <Liinda> came back to melb
29:00 <couleurs> hugs
29:00 <Liinda> xx
32:00 <Liinda> Calin u killed the room
33:00 <couleurs> watcheing teh tannis now u guyse
33:00 <Calin> Liinda that's what I do
33:00 <Calin> i am not sure i have ever seen you chat, i thought you were a bot
33:00 <couleurs> i'm a bot
34:00 <Liinda> Im a fembot
34:00 <Liinda> couleurs, wanna get rusty with me?
35:00 <TT-Boy> Liinda, did you marry above your class or something, or did he
35:00 <TT-Boy> lol
35:00 <couleurs> idk what that even means
35:00 <TT-Boy> Liinda, was it like Jack and Rose from the Titanic with you and your ex husband
35:00 <Liinda> couleurs neither do i
35:00 <Liinda> TT-Boy Ive never watched titanic.
35:00 <TT-Boy> NO WAY
35:00 <TT-Boy> you never let titanic in
36:00 <Liinda> nope, the doco was enough
36:00 <couleurs> their plaeying teh nationel anthemss
36:00 <TT-Boy> yeah the film is horrible
36:00 <TT-Boy> but i watch it as more of a mocumentary
37:00 <Liinda> brb
37:00 <couleurs> u rok perth fuk brisbene
41:00 <Calin> HEY
41:00 <Calin> no bad mouthing brisbane
42:00 <TT-Boy> Liinda reminds me of Robbie from the wedding singer
42:00 <Bastardly_One> brisBANE
42:00 <couleurs> Sorry, Colin
42:00 <Calin> its Calin
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Colin is funnier though
42:00 <Calin> its like .. right there on the screen
42:00 <Calin> oh here we go, the double act
42:00 <Calin> tweedle dum and tweedle dee
42:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, is it really?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, ffs ... look how I greeted you elsewhere
43:00 <Calin> Bastardly_One - no joke brus
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm messing sook :P
43:00 <Bastardly_One> for real?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you're not shitting me bro?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
43:00 <couleurs> me too Calin i'm not actually retarded like Loof/Pieter/etc etc etc ok thank's
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
43:00 <couleurs> Bazinga !
44:00 <Bastardly_One> no knocking Loof
44:00 <SeZz> Loofs fine.
44:00 <Bastardly_One> he might be a twit ... but he has a pretty shit life
44:00 <Calin> Zimbabwe
44:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly woman and where have you been?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hi <3
44:00 <SeZz> Hes not even a twit hes ok
44:00 <SeZz> Im away
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <Calin> i dunno, the only person who has made it very clear they are a %100 bonefied, true to the core douchebag is pieter
45:00 <SeZz> ^^^
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah he is ... he is a twit for staying in a rut ... IMO ... he's still muh friend though
45:00 <Calin> I mean, i've got nothing against drug addictions, I've had plenty, but sharing your shit talking, rambling no sense bullshit speed dribble in public is embarrassing
45:00 <Calin> keep your shameful lifestyle to yourself dude
45:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I honestly think it's an act in a way
45:00 <SeZz> Lol
45:00 <SeZz> Its attention
45:00 <Bastardly_One> #1 he loves the attention
46:00 <SeZz> Lonely loser
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and #2 he is not that stupid ... he's quite astute
46:00 <TT-Boy> hi SeZz 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's been the same act since day one
46:00 <SeZz> Hi whoever you are
47:00 <SeZz> Stebs is pretty open in saying hes a loser
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I went on holiday today
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I had minecraft server admin duties
47:00 <Bastardly_One> made lots of purdy shit
47:00 <SeZz> We're home tomorrow
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
48:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet, where'd ya go?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> anywhere good?
49:00 <Calin> ever since setting my facebook status to single I get bombarded with dating ads
49:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you hate it when you're that familiar with an album of music that you listen to the entire album and realised you've not actually heard ONE track?
49:00 <stompin> how longs this going to last!
49:00 <Calin> they have beautiful women in the thumbnail so I've got that going for me which is nice
49:00 <partay> then fawks made me a sammich and gave me a massage 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... have you used one or looked at one at all though Calin?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> FB use your google cache for their ads too
52:00 <Calin> Bastardly_One - nah i learned that lesson a few months back
52:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
52:00 <Calin> I had to search for a building I was going to for work and my god, google seems to think I am in love with that building
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it probably still "knows"
52:00 <Calin> still giving me ads from the building months later
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... yeah
52:00 <Calin> thats my story.
52:00 <couleurs> building slut
52:00 <Calin> its over now
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I go on daily machine cleaning rituals
53:00 <Nikky`> And a lovely story it was Calin
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so I get less google spying and in turn ads for all sorts of shit
53:00 <Calin> thank you Nikky` - stay tuned for my next chapter
53:00 <Bastardly_One> because to be honest I amuse myself finding some whacked out shit out there
53:00 <SeZz> Just visiting family
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and google thinks I heart the most stupidest shit
53:00 <Calin> Bastardly_One I am lazy like that
54:00 <Calin> i work in IT and have just stopped caring about security which is sad
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Calin, so are most people ... I can't afford to be lazy
54:00 <Bastardly_One> let's leave it at that :)
54:00 <Nikky`> I can't wait Calin
55:00 <Shadowgate> Nikky your funny lol
55:00 <Nikky`> I know Shadowgate.. I know
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to the local bar last night for about 10 mins ... and it seems this city's version of dressing up
56:00 <Bastardly_One> is a long sleeve shirt and jeans
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and work boots
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and beards everywhere
56:00 <Cleo11> tradies get the ladies
56:00 <Bastardly_One> was like being in bogan hipsterville
56:00 <SeZz> Your pubs allow boots?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> dressy ones
56:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
57:00 <SeZz> Weird
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I get away with high top runners a lot though
57:00 <Bastardly_One> mainly because they're dark and look perpetually new
57:00 <stompin> wheres the bitches at
57:00 <Calin> where are you Bastardly_One ?
57:00 <SeZz> Shhh
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat ... not that far out of Melbourne
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not my favourite place in the world
58:00 <Calin> sounds .. much like one of the many mining towns i visit with work
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but I was just kind of bemused by the whole bar full of clones
58:00 <Bastardly_One> of country hipsters
59:00 <Bastardly_One> almost all acting the same, besides dressing the same
59:00 <Calin> haha ahh people are shit aren't they ?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yep
00:00 <Calin> i felt similar while at this bar right near the sydney opera house last week, so many beautiful women dressed to the nines but ruining it with so much make up on
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm a writer so imagine how I was looking at them kind of thing?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Mr Alternative who's never grown up in a bar of country hipster clones
01:00 <Bastardly_One> was just bemusing the world has come to that
01:00 <Calin> hipster dom is one of my most hated trends
01:00 <Calin> but i don't know if its just because I am old and out of touch
01:00 <Bastardly_One> for want of a less dramatic descriptions
01:00 <Calin> or if it really is just awful
01:00 <crash> hey SeZz 
01:00 <Liinda> ok back =)
02:00 <TT-Boy> wb Liinda 
02:00 <Liinda> ty
02:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... it's interesting you put Dom at the end because they do come in two "forms" ... the Dom type and the metro type
02:00 <Liinda> what did i miss
02:00 <crash> wb Liinda 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> spot on Calin on that
02:00 <crash> you missed a lot
02:00 <Liinda> ty crash
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you missed nothing
02:00 <Liinda> so it seems
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and wb
02:00 <Liinda> a lot of nothing!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
02:00 <TT-Boy> Liinda tell us of some of the italian foods you can make, the specialties
02:00 <Liinda> ty Bastardly_One
02:00 <Calin> hey hang on .. you missed some pretty amazing insights and observations from Bastardly_One and myself
02:00 <Calin> Liinda it was electric
02:00 <Calin> champagne irc
02:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... I dunno about amazing
03:00 <Liinda> TT-Boy Id rather not talk about food. Im feeling sick
03:00 <Calin> dude .. don't sell yourself short
03:00 <Calin> it was amazing.
03:00 <Liinda> Calin do tell
03:00 <Nikky`> It was?
03:00 <TT-Boy> Liinda, whats wrong, tummy ache? or runs?
03:00 <Calin> oh dear I've over sold it 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> but we've come to the conclusion hipster doms ... dominant type ones specifically ... are fucking annoying and need to die
03:00 <Liinda> TT-Boy dizziness
03:00 <TT-Boy> zade welcome back
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that about sums it all up
03:00 <Calin> yes we have been dealing with the big issues and on the plate this week is "being a hipster"
03:00 <Zade> hello TT-Boy
03:00 <Nikky`> That is an issue
04:00 <TT-Boy> hmm, Liinda id recommend some cordial and some potato chips and a nice snooze
04:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
04:00 <Liinda> is the word hipster even used any more?
04:00 <Calin> after much deliberation and discussion we have concluded that yes, hipsters are totally uncool
04:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
04:00 <Liinda> TT-Boy dont think that will fix it
04:00 <Calin> Liinda sorry, perhaps now it's "post hipster hipsters"
04:00 <Calin> hipsters who are being ironically hip
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, it's the latest trend word (ironic huh?) to describe those types
04:00 <Liinda> my brain just exploded
04:00 <couleurs> i luv u guys
04:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Calin and I just said the same thing in different ways
05:00 <Calin> two sides of the same coin
05:00 <spence> U love me?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel sorry for him that he can think like I do
05:00 <Bastardly_One> go get help now man
05:00 <Bastardly_One> before it's too late
05:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one should think like I do :P
05:00 <Nikky`> agreed Bastardly_One
05:00 <Nikky`> :P
05:00 <partay> lol
05:00 <Calin> I will need intense treatment, Nikky` I may need your help on this one
05:00 <Bastardly_One> who was that?
05:00 <Kynetic> Puppy
05:00 <SeZz> Who was that
05:00 <Kynetic> or fred bear
05:00 <SeZz> Oh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooh
05:00 <spence> Need more beer...only one mote day off....
06:00 <Kynetic> someone who is perm banned
06:00 <Kynetic> :)
06:00 <SeZz> Good job
06:00 <Nikky`> You can have my help Calin
06:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on then
06:00 <spence> more
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good job
06:00 <Doodle> who was that
06:00 <Calin> Kynetic is that being banned for having a perm ?
06:00 <Kynetic> Calin you know it
06:00 <Kynetic> i hope you dont have one
06:00 <Calin> That muppet from LMFAO can get a perm ban
06:00 <Kynetic> thankfully i havent ever seen those muppets
06:00 <couleurs> i knew there was something fishy going on.......
06:00 <Bastardly_One> redfoo
06:00 <Calin> that's the fool
06:00 <Doodle> eh fishy fish
07:00 <Liinda> hi doooooodle
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Pollock was here last night
07:00 <Calin> although I don't doubt his production and song writing skills, his 15 minutes are up, he has done his dash
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that was fun for 10 mins
07:00 <Doodle> hai Liinda ^_^
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Calin, in my opinion if not for his dad no-one would know who he is ... his dad ran motown records
07:00 <Nikky`> Doodle <3
08:00 <Doodle> Nikkypoos <3
08:00 <Kynetic> Bastardly_One i wouldnt call it fun but whatever floats ya boat ay :P
08:00 <Doodle> do any of you ladies have any breasts you'd like to show me
08:00 <Calin> Bastardly_One hah i was giving him too much credit 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Kynetic, exactly ... I was being facetious :P
08:00 <Calin> Doodle - find a mirror, you seem like a real boob :D
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Roberto *waves*
08:00 <Doodle> oh zinggg
08:00 <Nikky`> I thought you'd never ask Doodle,,so I can say no
08:00 <Doodle> hai Bastardly_One
08:00 <Doodle> :o
08:00 <Doodle> well i never
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ well I never
08:00 <Calin> haha
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the second time she's heard that tonight
09:00 <Bastardly_One> innit?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
09:00 <Kynetic> people should type in italics when theyre being sarcastic
09:00 <Calin> don't give up hope, there could be some moobs willing to be shown
09:00 <Kynetic> so we all know
09:00 <Doodle> how interesting, Kynetic
09:00 <Calin> 	any ladies wanna chat ?
09:00 <Kynetic> thanks doodle
09:00 <Calin> err damit, that was meant to be italic
09:00 <Bastardly_One> only ladies here are Doodle and I
09:00 <Doodle> o/`
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so no, we don't want to talk
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean ...
09:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
09:00 <Nikky`> my car needs a wash, rest is fine
10:00 <spence> Lol 
10:00 <Calin> Bastardly_One is a female ?
10:00 <Doodle> hey hang on
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yah I am
10:00 <Doodle> you assume i'm female
10:00 <Bastardly_One> as of Christmas
10:00 <Kynetic> im sure there are plenty of guys in here who'd like to wash your car Nikky`
10:00 <Doodle> nope
10:00 <Doodle> Nikky`s car is black
10:00 <Doodle> fuck washing that
10:00 <crash> Nikky` i will do a good job
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I got gender reassignment for christmas
10:00 <Nikky`> oooh the italics... I love it Kynetic
10:00 <Kynetic> lol
10:00 <crash> Doodle will double check it
10:00 <Nikky`> Nothing wrong with owning a black car
11:00 <Nikky`> I don't expect it to be perfect, just cleanish
11:00 <Serenity> <i> italics </i>
11:00 <spence> I'll wash it for 20 
11:00 <Kynetic> except it probably never works
11:00 <Kynetic> being black and all.
11:00 <Calin> Nikky` sounds like you have plenty of offers to wash the car. Of course if you would like it washed properly you should contact me
11:00 <crash> im just doing it to be in Nikky`'s presence
11:00 <crash> i send the bill later
11:00 <Zade> Calin you can wash my car
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that ... she can wash her own car
11:00 <Kynetic> Calin knows someone with a black car
11:00 <Doodle> i had a black car for 3 years it was hell keeping it clean
11:00 <Kynetic> he has experience in this
11:00 <Calin> I have no problem with blacks
11:00 <Doodle> HELL
11:00 <Nikky`> And with my usual bills I shall file it away and ignore it :P
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lazy bitch ... wash your own car ... not like she's gonna put out :P
12:00 <Nikky`> haha sure Calin, no worries..we shall discuss terms later
12:00 <Calin> hmm i feel like I just won a competition where the prize was washing someones car
12:00 <Nikky`> lol Bastardly_One, you doodie head
12:00 <Nikky`> I do wash my own car
12:00 <Calin> oh FUCK YES SexyGuy123 is back
12:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/34326_1444679790610_2286762_n.jpg?lvh=1
12:00 <Doodle> HELL
12:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` what kind of car is it?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I was having a Dom moment ...
12:00 <Nikky`> Holden Barina - beep beep
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I can track your house down from that now :P
13:00 <Calin> that's ... creepy :)
13:00 <Nikky`> Its in a locked garage, unsure how
13:00 <spence> I am going to gut this howling dog...
13:00 <Nikky`> Poor dog
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't got that far yet
13:00 <Liinda> my car is tough to waash.. its black AND silver
14:00 <Nikky`> its probably sad n lonely
14:00 <spence> sounds like its lonely
14:00 <Liinda> http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2009/04/web-bugatti-veyron-pur-sang-31.jpg
14:00 <crash> Liinda: i will get to your when i have finished Nikky`s
14:00 <crash> sheesh
14:00 <Doodle> lol uwish Liinda
14:00 <crash> only 1 guy
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's night time ... the dog probably wants in
14:00 <thestig> liiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnndaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
14:00 <Liinda> Doodle haha i do indeed
14:00 <Liinda> stiggggyyyyyyyyy
14:00 <thestig> doodle has a veyron
14:00 <thestig> the jap version
14:00 <Doodle> veylon
14:00 <Liinda> veylong
14:00 <couleurs> cool mercedes banz Doodle 
15:00 <Doodle> looool
15:00 <Liinda> vellylong car
15:00 <Calin> Liinda - you should try using $100 bills as a chamois, you get a much nicer finish
15:00 <Doodle> lol thx couleurs
15:00 <stompin> ooo_O
15:00 <Doodle> even tho its a bmw
15:00 <Liinda> Calin yeah the 50's just dont cut it
15:00 <stompin> fucking black cars so much work to keep clean
15:00 <Calin> nah, different material it's just not as good
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was gonna key that bmw
15:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
15:00 <Calin> and who wants to look like a peasant using $50 bills !
15:00 <Doodle> yeah i'll never buy another black car
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I never was man
15:00 <Liinda> exactly....
15:00 <couleurs> i no is that a e39
15:00 <stompin> Doodle a dirty black car still looks better than a clean white car tho
15:00 <Bastardly_One> can't believe you got so pissy over that
16:00 <Doodle> yes couleurs
16:00 <stompin> i wish i went gunmetal again
16:00 <Doodle> e39 540i
16:00 <Liinda> i agree, black car over a white one any day
16:00 <couleurs> cos i got a e36
16:00 <Liinda> altho mine is silver =)
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I know where you live and I'm comin to key that BM!
16:00 <Doodle> swoit
16:00 <Bastardly_One> boy did you get pissy
16:00 <Doodle> i dont have it anymore so key away
16:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
16:00 <Doodle> well gee
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but man, that would of involved bothering
16:00 <Doodle> wouldn;t anyone get pissy at someone saying theyre gonna come round and vandalise their car
16:00 <stompin> i just wish i had a garage cause that would sort half the dirtyness mine gets
16:00 <couleurs> 325i not the 316i or 318i like the wogs have ok thank u
16:00 <Doodle> or is it just me
16:00 <Bastardly_One> did I tell you recently ... wait, new story
17:00 <Doodle> nice work couleurs
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but did I tell you recently I was on the bike and got ran into on the corner of Vic and Albert?
17:00 <stompin> fuck some cunt keys my car, they're going to meet barry the baseball bat.
17:00 <Doodle> 2.5 is a good motor
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the dude went for 5 mins to clearly hide his drugs
17:00 <Doodle> :/
17:00 <Bastardly_One> was stoned off his face
17:00 <Bastardly_One> have you ran into anyone recently?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
17:00 <Doodle> lol no, the people i run into dont survive
17:00 <Bastardly_One> if so, we've met :P
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <Doodle> i mean, no
18:00 <Bastardly_One> surprised I never told ya that story
18:00 <stompin> cmon download hurry up and finish
18:00 <Calin> was a great story 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what made me give the bike up and want to sell it
18:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a lot more to the story but that was the short version
18:00 <Bastardly_One> add false details
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but the way he left the scene and came back
18:00 <Bastardly_One> was sooooooooo obvious he went to stash his shit
19:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, the pun at the end was due to Doodle and I living so close to each other until recently
19:00 <simba> couleurs drives a 'Nissan Leaf' 100% naturale electrricle
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but never coming across each other that we know of
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so the smash, we could of met
20:00 <couleurs> you have 2 cars Doodle? r u some kinda irc millionaire
20:00 <Doodle> nah couleurs i traded the bmw on the car i have now
20:00 <couleurs> Phew
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hey rob
20:00 <Bastardly_One> actually that's full on common in sebas now I think of it
20:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone has 2 plus cars
20:00 <Bastardly_One> almost
21:00 <Doodle> i'm getting another one this year
21:00 <couleurs> y don't u make like a nissan and leaf
21:00 <Doodle> as a rpoject
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the shit I think of ... is so boring ... clearly
21:00 <Doodle> *project
21:00 <Serenity> Ghey
21:00 <Doodle> once i decide what i want
21:00 <Serenity> Paint it pink
21:00 <Doodle> maybe a CORTINA
21:00 <Doodle> WITH NO ROOF
21:00 <Doodle> OR DOORS
21:00 <Doodle> or was it a sigma
21:00 <Serenity> Its not a cortybdickhead
21:00 <Serenity> Wow.
21:00 <Bastardly_One> want a HR wagon frame?
21:00 <Doodle> what was it
22:00 <Serenity> Corty dickhead
22:00 <Bastardly_One> well, frame and engine
22:00 <Serenity> Sigma
22:00 <Bastardly_One> has nothing else
22:00 <Doodle> oh well
22:00 <Doodle> i dont want a frame no
22:00 <Bastardly_One> want it? go to my old place with $500
22:00 <Serenity> Pff
22:00 <Doodle> i want something i can fix not something i have to rebuild from the ground up
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's doable
22:00 <Doodle> i dont want a holden
22:00 <Bastardly_One> fine then
22:00 <simba> comedians in cars smoking weed
22:00 <Serenity> Get a go go mobile
23:00 <Bastardly_One> have you ever seen the house on Rowlands St
23:00 <Doodle> lol no sezz
23:00 <Doodle> something metal
23:00 <Bastardly_One> with the FJ in the front yard?
23:00 <Doodle> no
23:00 <Doodle> i dont go down rowlands st
23:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that place has tonnes of shit anyway
23:00 <Doodle> i'd rather do up an old jap car where parts are easy to find etc
23:00 <Bastardly_One> might wanna talk to the guy
24:00 <Doodle> maybe an old euro car
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my old place by the way
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
24:00 <crash> Doodle: are you a car expert ?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
24:00 <Doodle> no crash
24:00 <Bastardly_One> where you looking at getting it from?
24:00 <Doodle> probably out of the paper or on carsales
24:00 <crash> do you do anything well apart from speaking shit ?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe talk to the dudes at American Cycles about finding a shitty import?
25:00 <Doodle> i do many things well
25:00 <Doodle> fk that
25:00 <Doodle> i'm not talking to those bikie cunts
25:00 <Bastardly_One> was an idea alright
25:00 <Doodle> plus
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, well if you wanted to consider it ... I could probably get you a good crash import from them
25:00 <Doodle> look how successful their business is 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> just sayin'
25:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... it's a front
25:00 <Doodle> no shit
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I know
26:00 <Doodle> if i wanted a beaten up faded trans am i'd call them
26:00 <Doodle> cos they have heaps
26:00 <Doodle> by the looks
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... lately it's fords
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... how many kilos came into the country in them?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but I could get you a deal on a play toy if you wanted I'm sure
27:00 <Doodle> dude
27:00 <Doodle> i'm looking to spend like $1k or less on a shit heap
27:00 <Bastardly_One> wa just saying
27:00 <Doodle> i dont need a deal theyre all bargains
27:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ... yeah not 5
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
27:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
27:00 <Doodle> plus
27:00 <crash> stompin: you offended me
28:00 <Bastardly_One> plus
28:00 <Bastardly_One> *waits*
28:00 <stompin> leave then crash no ones keeping u here.
28:00 <Doodle> i worked for suzuki, nissan, rover, mg, honda, mazda, saab, hyundai, chrysler
28:00 <Doodle> i'm sure i could find a deal 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit then
28:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <Doodle> and sunliner, those shithouse camper vans
28:00 <Doodle> we sold them too
28:00 <crash> stompin: how did you figure that out man
28:00 <stompin> i worked for ur mum
29:00 <crash> pure genius
29:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't we once have a shitty cheap import place though or am I dreaming?
29:00 <Doodle> redan motors
29:00 <Bastardly_One> like ... years ago
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that might of been it
29:00 <Calin> stompin my mother runs a canteen that employes the mentally retarded
29:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't think I was making that up
30:00 <Calin> how long did you work there for ?
30:00 <Calin> nothing to see here
30:00 <Calin> just a guy telling crappy jokes
30:00 <crash> i liked the joke
31:00 <Calin> aha ! I had a great pun this afternoon, someone was complaining about asbestos in their roof and I said "Oh well, I guess you will just have to deal with AS BEST OS you can"
31:00 <Calin> total silence
31:00 <Calin> then instead of laughing some people said in a dead pan voice "That is funny."
31:00 <thestig> `ban calin
32:00 <Calin> OH COME ON
32:00 <Calin> fine ill shut up
32:00 <Calin> as best os I can 
32:00 <Doodle> loooooooooool
32:00 <thestig> it was pretty good but i duno if it is a pun if you split the word up
32:00 <Doodle> i love a good punning
33:00 <MoonShadow> mwahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa woooot
33:00 <crash> wow :P
33:00 <crash> lee is here
34:00 <{LeE}> oh wtf
34:00 <{LeE}> lols 
34:00 <{LeE}> ummm
34:00 <{LeE}> :/
34:00 <crash> we missed you
34:00 <{LeE}> really
34:00 <{LeE}> lols why ??
34:00 <crash> yeah i did anyway
34:00 <{LeE}> awww 
34:00 <{LeE}> i wont be on long 
34:00 <stompin> tits
34:00 <crash> plus i sent you sms 
34:00 <{LeE}> got a phone call to make
34:00 <crash> and you didn't send me any back
34:00 <{LeE}> u did
35:00 <{LeE}> :/
35:00 <crash> yes
35:00 <crash> u r a snob
35:00 <{LeE}> thanx
35:00 <crash> :P
35:00 <stompin> lol
35:00 <{LeE}> dunno how i am a snob when clearly i didnt get ur msg
36:00 <{LeE}> i have a bf anyways so wooot yays :D
36:00 <stompin> bum freind?
36:00 <{LeE}> and bam the chan goes silent
36:00 <crash> i figured thats why you were absent from irc loserville
36:00 <{LeE}> bum friend???
37:00 <stompin> that was a joke!
37:00 <Calin> {LeE} you got a boyfriend ? Congrats I guess
37:00 <{LeE}> no
37:00 <{LeE}> ive been busy
37:00 <Nikky`> Hey Lee
37:00 <{LeE}> Nikky` mah lover
37:00 <{LeE}> thanx Calin who ever u r
37:00 <Nikky`> How are you
37:00 <{LeE}> i'm fucking epicaly awesome and great thanx and how goes u Nikky`?
38:00 <Nikky`> I am always good, can't say as over excited as you tho
38:00 <{LeE}> awww well thats still good tho :DF
38:00 <{LeE}> -f
38:00 <beehhh> read up the news
38:00 <beehhh> hi lee
38:00 <Nikky`> Yeah it is
38:00 <beehhh> beebee
39:00 <{LeE}> crash how u been 
39:00 <{LeE}> sif stop chattin away crash geebas
39:00 <beehhh> when was he not
39:00 <Calin> ladies quick poll. Skin tight jeans on guys - yay or nay ?
39:00 <{LeE}> nay
39:00 <{LeE}> gross
39:00 <beehhh> yay
39:00 <Nikky`> nay
39:00 <{LeE}> ewwwwwwwwwww
39:00 <{LeE}> lol
40:00 <Calin> Looks like the nays have it !
40:00 <Calin> I KNEW IT
40:00 <Calin> so gross and emasculating
40:00 <spence> Goes on diggaz
40:00 <spence> sup fawks
40:00 <Zade> i dont think this poll takes in a broad section of the population
40:00 <Calin> Zade 2 out of 3 women say skinny jeans on guys are gross !
41:00 <Calin> something tells me you are a guy who wears skinny jeans ?
41:00 <Zade> bearing in mind from what i have heard many irc users still think acid was  is ok 
41:00 <Zade> wash
41:00 <simba> skin tight is gross but only retards wear them, there are different varietys of skinnies and they r cooler then straight jeans
41:00 <beehhh> last nite my dream was so real in the wee hours of morn, i pictured myself been gone back at the tullamarine airport cheaking myself out only for a short holiday i thought of mattD was gonna take some snap and post him back on irc but later i woke up at 9:15am
41:00 <Zade> i use to wear phatties
42:00 <doctor> yeah morning times are when my dreams are most vivid
42:00 <{LeE}> clearly gay guys wear them anyways im out cyas 
42:00 <beehhh> raining here
42:00 <{LeE}> good for u bye
42:00 <simba> by
42:00 <beehhh> doctor i saw on news how asian haven taken over in perth subrubs
42:00 <beehhh> *having
43:00 <doctor> i don't see too many in this suburb
43:00 <doctor> mainly white people
43:00 <Liinda> beehhh!
43:00 <beehhh> dream was real
43:00 <doctor> everything looks like a replication of another replicate here
43:00 <beehhh> Liinda hi mam
44:00 <beehhh> i show u my fridn posted pic from colorado we grow up in slum together
46:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1524507_631870890209717_492574475_o.jpg
46:00 <beehhh> he was born there 2 years back
47:00 <eggy^babby> i'm real
48:00 <Calin> eggy^babby no you aren't.
48:00 <Liinda> he's cute
48:00 <Liinda> his kid?
49:00 <eggy^babby> i'm cute
49:00 <Tuftoy> eggy^babby show a pic of how cute u r lol
49:00 <berger> egh
50:00 <eggy^babby> No!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <beehhh> yup Liinda mates son in colorado, hes a physician surgent
50:00 <eggy^babby> i'm 1 hot egg
51:00 <Liinda> cool
51:00 <Liinda> poached
51:00 <beehhh> MBBS degree holder and doing some studies and work in colorado hospital
51:00 <Liinda> scrambled
51:00 <Liinda> fried
51:00 <ITaL^GuY> benedict
52:00 <Tuftoy> eggy what do u prefer?
52:00 <Liinda> ah yes
52:00 <beehhh> jessica
52:00 <Liinda> unfertilised
52:00 <ITaL^GuY> 100 day old
52:00 <eggy^babby> i prefer u 2 stfu
52:00 <Liinda> scramble the fuck out?
52:00 <Liinda> up
52:00 <Liinda> *
53:00 <ITaL^GuY> scrambled alright
53:00 <Liinda> lol
53:00 <beehhh> i used to dream of oz n he used to dream of america
53:00 <beehhh> i've succeeded once
53:00 <Calin> I am thinking of a number between 1 and 10
53:00 <Calin> who can guess what it is 
53:00 <Tuftoy> she prefer to be thrown out the window, rotten egg
53:00 <Nikky`> 3
53:00 <Liinda> 69!
53:00 <Calin> close Nikky`
53:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
53:00 <beehhh> Liinda
53:00 <Calin> Liinda .. that's not even .. it's betwee.. that's not it
54:00 <Liinda> 4 :)
54:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` a hole in 1?
54:00 <Calin> it was six ! Nikky` got closest
54:00 <beehhh> Liinda: i'm that short strong man from walter mitty
54:00 <Calin> I forgot to think of a prize
54:00 <spence> Goes on fuckers
54:00 <beehhh> when he grows old is hilarious
54:00 <Liinda> UMM WHY WOULD U POST LICENSE PICS
55:00 <Calin> yeah posting license pictures is insanely stupid or malicious
55:00 <beehhh> well its mine not others
55:00 <Liinda> i havent seen wlater mitty
55:00 <beehhh> so i have all the right
55:00 <Liinda> beehhh thats just silly to do tho
55:00 <beehhh> issued in vic some didnt believe me
55:00 <Liinda> ever heard of identity theft?
55:00 <thestig> OMG TERRORIST
55:00 <beehhh> i aint gonna come back there
55:00 <Nikky`> I want my prize
55:00 <beehhh> they wont allow me
56:00 <beehhh> so fuck it
56:00 <Calin> its got your address and license number on it :(
56:00 <Calin> god .. so stupid
56:00 <beehhh> more addy on the back
56:00 <Liinda> he lives overseas
56:00 <beehhh> with sticker
56:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` ur prize for?>
56:00 <beehhh> i didnt scan those parts
56:00 <emuls> beehhh dude, dont post your license online
56:00 <emuls> that's just silly
56:00 <Nikky`> Calin is giving me a prize
56:00 <emuls> even if not current
56:00 <Liinda> but still, easy to stealur identity\
56:00 <beehhh> that bloke died
56:00 <beehhh> ages back
57:00 <emuls> -_-
57:00 <Calin> Nikky` would you be satisfied with an E hug and a cyber snuggle ?
57:00 <couleurs> aha it was me all along!!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <Calin> top of the ranch luxury package
57:00 <Calin> range*
57:00 <Liinda> lol
57:00 <Calin> all the bells and whistles
57:00 <Nikky`> I guess, maybe
57:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` u should ask for more
57:00 <Calin> throw in a iRoot to seal the deal ?
58:00 <Nikky`> iroot haha
58:00 <Sandman> lmaooo
58:00 <spence> U got a problem mofucker
58:00 <Nikky`> I doooooooooooooooooooooooooo
59:00 <thestig> beehhh when u first cam here were u a taxi driver?
00:00 <emuls> thestig
00:00 <emuls> [21:26] * beehhh ([email protected]) Quit 
00:00 <thestig> ah shit lol
00:00 <thestig> wakey wakey
00:00 <spence> Lol liinda
00:00 <Liinda> hands off nakey
00:00 <Liinda> *snakey
00:00 <spence> hands off the snakey
00:00 <Liinda> nakey snakey
04:00 <spence> Big fat snakey
04:00 <thestig> liinda see what meth does to people
04:00 <thestig> beeehss licences
04:00 <Liinda> lol
05:00 <Liinda> im so tired
06:00 <thestig> why so tired
07:00 <spence> Too much jiggy jig ??
08:00 <stompin> lol
08:00 <stompin> or not enough jiggy jog
10:00 <Nikky`> jiggy jog?
10:00 <Nikky`> How does one jiggy jog
10:00 <Liinda> didnt sleep well last night stiggy
10:00 <stompin> Nikky` come and find out ;)
11:00 <Liinda> *cum
11:00 <xm> [18:53:03] 18<thestig> beehhh when u first cam here were u a taxi driver? <-- didn't you hear on the news? he did a hit and run where someone died and ran overseas saying he'd never get a fair trial here because of racism
11:00 <Nikky`> lol
11:00 <Sandman> LMFAO
13:00 <stompin> some ones minds in the gutter
13:00 <Liinda> i livethere
14:00 <berger> their making a beasts of burden movie
14:00 <spence> I show u jiggy jig
14:00 <spence> in the front bum 
14:00 <spence> Lol
14:00 <Liinda> ziggy zaggy
15:00 <spence> Nah straight in 
15:00 <spence> No zig zagn
15:00 <Liinda> boring
15:00 <spence> wham bam thank u mam
15:00 <couleurs> your a beast n a burden
15:00 <spence> I like boring
15:00 <spence> easy money for us
16:00 <Liinda> 'us?' who? prostitutes?
17:00 <spence> Lol yeah gigs
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ever had sex while camping? it's fucking intents
17:00 <Bastardly_One> (get it?)
17:00 <spence> its s movie silly....Friday after next...
18:00 <spence> Lol intents ad
18:00 <spence> as
18:00 <spence> nice one bruv
18:00 <spence> ill take that one
18:00 <spence> step orf 
18:00 <Liinda> LOL Bastardly_One
20:00 <spence> Lovely days
20:00 <spence> let's get fucked up 
23:00 <couleurs> u r
24:00 <Liinda> so....
26:00 <Liinda> seriously, who was the 'genius' to come up with trout...
28:00 <Sandman> lol pretty odd really hey
29:00 <Nikky`> Very
29:00 <Liinda> yerp
30:00 <spence> Trout been round for ever
30:00 <Nikky`> It needs to change
30:00 <spence> I'd rather slap u with my banana
30:00 <Liinda> uh oh hats better Sandman :P
30:00 <Sandman> :P
31:00 <simba> **&^ goT _ Da _ 13CheWnZ _ PuEmPin _ LoUD _ $$%^
31:00 <Sandman> LOL
32:00 <spence> Fuck fords just trying to Fuck u over Sandman lolz
33:00 <Sandman> lmaooo
33:00 <spence> Sandman panelvan fucking great
33:00 <Sandman> :)
33:00 <spence> I want one 
33:00 <Sandman> oathhh
33:00 <Sandman> loll
33:00 <couleurs> roflmao lmbo ahahaha ^_^ xD
33:00 <spence> No liinda
33:00 <spence> u failed
33:00 <Liinda> nah uh
34:00 <Sandman> ohhh babyyyyy :P
34:00 <spence> a
34:00 <Liinda> a or the one and only
34:00 <spence> lol
34:00 <spence> the one n only lol
35:00 <Liinda> =P
35:00 <couleurs> =p
39:00 <spence> Gotta have me my boats n hoes
40:00 <Liinda> im on a boat
40:00 <emuls> http://i.imgur.com/GdfClHu.gif
45:00 <simba> Hahahahahahaha.
46:00 <spence> I'm a hoe
46:00 <spence> Liinda
46:00 <Liinda> an e-hoe?
47:00 <spence> No a boat hoe
47:00 <spence> lolz
47:00 <spence> ur on s boat
47:00 <spence> I'm a hoe
47:00 <Liinda> >.<
47:00 <spence> I just thought.......yeah u know lol
47:00 <Liinda> thats where u went wrong... u thought...
50:00 <spence> Yeah something u don't do lol 
50:00 <spence> Thought thought then he shit himself yeah
51:00 <spence> Homogay
53:00 <stompin> guess what
53:00 <stompin> brad is back
53:00 <spence> Bump??
54:00 <Liinda> who's brad :P
54:00 <stompin> this kick ass dude.
54:00 <Liinda> lol
54:00 <stompin> what was i meant to say
54:00 <Liinda> i unno
55:00 <spence> Fuck I'm huge
55:00 <stompin> im bigger spence
55:00 <spence> Lolz
55:00 <stompin> im 3 foot 9 with a ten foot long penis.
56:00 <spence> Nah no way bradley
56:00 <spence> lolz
56:00 <spence> ahahajahaha!!
56:00 <stompin> who the fuck are u
56:00 <stompin> and why the fuck would u call me bradley
56:00 <spence> I'm spence 
56:00 <spence> I dunno I just did lol
56:00 <spence> why not
57:00 <spence> who are u?
57:00 <spence> U stompin the yard bruvvy?
57:00 <stompin> ill stomp on your head.
58:00 <spence> Lolz please do homo
58:00 <spence> I'm jk
58:00 <spence> don't get me
58:00 <stompin> bite the curb and ill stomp on it then.
58:00 <spence> plz don't hurt me don't do it
58:00 <spence> ok American history x lol
59:00 <spence> or u prefer uncle chop chop
59:00 <spence> lol stompy
59:00 <spence> softy
59:00 <spence> what a guy :)
00:00 <spence> Quiet stompin 
00:00 <spence> I'll shtomp kents
01:00 <spence> Stompin on these streets
05:00 <simba> Quite.
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> simba :)
06:00 <simba> Hello MOM
07:00 <simba> what r u doing today
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> just finished watching a movie you?
07:00 <simba> just got owned by the bees
07:00 <simba> what did u watch
07:00 <stompin> bewbies out 
08:00 <megamanga> what he said
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hot fuzz
08:00 <simba> i downloaded that the other day
08:00 <simba> ;o
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i wanna watch 27 days later but i cant find the dvd
08:00 <simba> x/10
10:00 <couleurs> watch nothing then
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> fringe is on tv
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> good enough
15:00 <simba> is hot fuzz worth watching ?? ¿ ¿ ¿
16:00 <simba> ¿¿
17:00 <frayedknot> probably not
29:00 <couleurs> any1 want to chat
32:00 <emuls> http://i.imgur.com/CHz1fV0.gif
32:00 <megamanga> haha
32:00 <megamanga> angry dyke is angry
33:00 <couleurs> she's playeing now.......
33:00 <spence> Sup gooses
33:00 <couleurs> that was a good shot that 1 i remember it well
36:00 <simba> FA cup!!!!!!!!!!!
37:00 <British^Meat> my cup runeth over
37:00 <British^Meat> with FA
37:00 <British^Meat> also simba, hot fuzz is pretty good
37:00 <British^Meat> but does go on a bit :/
37:00 <British^Meat> huehue
38:00 <simba> kool
38:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/SCTVMBD.jpg
38:00 <couleurs> me
38:00 <simba> im goiing 2 watch the saints in fa cup action at the 1.30 kick offs
38:00 <simba> fedaxe
39:00 <British^Meat> lost to chelsea
41:00 <simba> FA cup!!!!!!!!!!!
41:00 <British^Meat> POOP CUP LOLF HUEHUE
42:00 <couleurs> F*ck All Cup 
42:00 <couleurs> Roflmao
43:00 <simba> Fly Ass Cup
45:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/11cd944f0d1ebcb77af7fc8ae3834b2a/tumblr_mvd4gmcj3Z1smqxu0o1_400.png - Bart Simpson smoking a Pot Cigarette.
45:00 <simba> The Internet is so cool - shows us wacky things we usually wouldn't think of.
46:00 <spence> Hey British aussies going to Fuck u tomoz man
46:00 <megamanga> rule 34 of marge simpson and a cucumber
46:00 <simba> barts_mum_marge 
46:00 <British^Meat> Me?
46:00 <British^Meat> what did i do?
47:00 <spence> Simba u wacky anyway
47:00 <British^Meat> quality pic simba
47:00 <British^Meat>  http://i.minus.com/iD3rGvoCAJGRh.gif
47:00 <spence> ur British...n that is all
48:00 <simba> Thanks Spencer
48:00 <spence> okies
48:00 <British^Meat>  http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/41613/baby-pee-o.gif
48:00 <British^Meat> ikr spence
48:00 <simba> that bird gif is 2 intense 
48:00 <British^Meat> ACTUALLY ive lived here more and this is just a nick but... .(giggle)
49:00 <British^Meat> oh, i thought it was a cat gagging
49:00 <simba> huhu
49:00 <British^Meat>  http://i.imgur.com/C711ZN3.gif
49:00 <British^Meat> fkn cat gag huehue
50:00 <couleurs> lol 0wn3d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <simba> omfg cats r cute
51:00 <spence> Cats are tough 
51:00 <simba> lmao http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/16/article-0-055C377D000005DC-277_468x627.jpg
51:00 <simba> ferdinand
52:00 <simba> borowing kanye wests bikini
52:00 <spence> One cat killed another cat here last night
52:00 <emuls> http://i.imgur.com/HySCxMl.gif the dog broked
52:00 <spence> nasty
52:00 <couleurs> ahahahhaha
52:00 <couleurs> Shorty Short Shorts
52:00 <spence> Lol
52:00 <couleurs> what a huge faggot
53:00 <British^Meat> lol at faggot dog
53:00 <spence> Homogay dog
53:00 <couleurs> what's everyones favourite P!nk song?
53:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/s720x720/1545911_10151870868898596_370902906_n.jpg
54:00 <megamanga> my favourite is the one where she dies
54:00 <megamanga> is that a tranny
54:00 <megamanga> it looks like a tranny
54:00 <British^Meat> i like what she sings between tacks
54:00 <simba> P!nk is such a varied, intelligent artist. I couldn't choose just one song.
54:00 <British^Meat> well, they are in phuket
54:00 <couleurs> thank u simba 
55:00 <couleurs> who the hell are them
55:00 <spence> Pinks homo
55:00 <simba> Pinks homo
56:00 <British^Meat> spence + U + pink! = SPUNK!
56:00 <couleurs> Pinks homo
56:00 <spence> I am so spunky
56:00 <spence> I just spunked on myself :/
57:00 <megamanga> you are now breathing manually
57:00 <spence> pinky
58:00 <emuls> it was a tranny megamanga
58:00 <emuls> megahomo
58:00 <megamanga> thanks cunt
58:00 <spence> Emuls cock can only be seen by an electron telescope
59:00 <spence> I'm kidding its bloody huge lolz
59:00 <simba> hahahaha
59:00 <simba> good one
59:00 <simba> have me in stitiches here
59:00 <simba> brb - cleaning up the mess i made spilling my drink when you dropped that killer line
59:00 <spence> as huge as an ants willy
59:00 <fawks> stitiches
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