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00:00 <The_Baron> it's usually the low key ppl in the hoodies that are better to hang with
00:00 <johninja> wow
00:00 <simba> yea i noticed all those boring personalityless idiots from highschool become those raver guys who wear whatever is put on them and do whatever it takes to be .. noticed or w/e
00:00 <johninja> i just saw some huge huge boobs
00:00 <johninja> on tv
00:00 <johninja> ugly old chick though
00:00 <The_Baron> exactly simba
01:00 <simba> and they all travel overseas with each other and its just the same bunch of nerds with a different backdrop
01:00 <The_Baron> that reminds me johninja, I still gotta take a pic of me and this shop manequin at Pacific Fair
01:00 <The_Baron> it has the biggest tits I ever seen on a manequin
01:00 <The_Baron> like F cups 
01:00 <johninja> "so what else are you into besides firetwirling?" "umm...did you hear it's supposed to rain tommorow?"
02:00 <johninja> lol cool man
02:00 <johninja> big boobed manequin
02:00 <johninja> havn't been to pac fair for an eon
02:00 <The_Baron> I really wanna get a pic of me with it, like giving it a good feel up
02:00 <johninja> would probs get lost now
02:00 <The_Baron> it aint that bad
02:00 <The_Baron> Robina Centre is fucking worse
02:00 <johninja> hmm
03:00 <The_Baron> that place is ferkin bullshit huge
03:00 <johninja> i feel like a fucking stupid sheeple consumer though
03:00 <johninja> better to just stay home and spend money on drugs
03:00 <The_Baron> that's when u know ur in a shopping centre
03:00 <johninja> yeah robini is huge too
03:00 <johninja> bogan central
03:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <The_Baron> that's the goldie for ya
04:00 <johninja> yeah its like all the bogans decided to move to the beach then realised they couldn't actually afford a house near the beach so moved an hour inland
05:00 <[sh4dz]_work> same joh
05:00 <The_Baron> nah, they only moved to Southport
05:00 <The_Baron> :P
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <[sh4dz]_work> :P
06:00 <[sh4dz]_work> baron
06:00 <johninja> broadbeach was pretty classy
06:00 <[sh4dz]_work> any new trax
06:00 <johninja> in comparison
06:00 <johninja> i probably lived in the roughest area there
06:00 <The_Baron> I do actually
06:00 <johninja> which was quite peaceful
06:00 <[sh4dz]_work> link us
06:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam/reworxx-in-da-drug-worx
06:00 <The_Baron> there ya go
06:00 <johninja> Turn your iPhone into a night vision camera 
07:00 <[sh4dz]_work> k dude
07:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/473d6941a9acd1b2abbb9f5886ed4465/tumblr_mw4wugDsu11qmmkv6o1_500.jpg
07:00 <simba> this horse is cooler than U
07:00 <johninja> lo
07:00 <The_Baron> Horsey Pajama Partay
07:00 <megamanga> fuck your onesie mr ed
08:00 <AngrymanXL> hi :D
08:00 <johninja> enjoy cleaning the poop off that
08:00 <[sh4dz]_work> wish theyd make an app to reset your f soundcard
08:00 <johninja> they did
08:00 <[sh4dz]_work> other than sequencers
08:00 <AngrymanXL> sound card for what?
08:00 <[sh4dz]_work> sound laptop
08:00 <simba> shads pose nude 4 #melbourne tonight
08:00 <johninja> i usually just use windows backup if the drivers fuckup
08:00 <johninja> works most times
08:00 <[sh4dz]_work> gettin shit through 1 speaker
09:00 <[sh4dz]_work> spose i can reboot
09:00 <The_Baron> stereo balance is ferked then
09:00 <The_Baron> prolly should
09:00 <johninja> jah
09:00 <johninja> or speaker is popped
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh here I am
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I wandered for a min
09:00 <[sh4dz]_work> checked that dude its ok
09:00 <Bastardly_One> shads
09:00 <[sh4dz]_work> allways checking balance
09:00 <[sh4dz]_work> yes
09:00 <The_Baron> aah k
09:00 <johninja> who keeps fucking with your balance?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> give The_Baron a link to one of your songs
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you are gonna have to accept criticism dude
10:00 <[sh4dz]_work> well
10:00 <[sh4dz]_work> wait a sec
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if he'll think the same as I do
10:00 <[sh4dz]_work> ive been making totally diff shit
10:00 <johninja> i can't get soundcloud to load
10:00 <johninja> so i'll just stay out
10:00 <[sh4dz]_work> realy fuck
10:00 <johninja> plus i don't like electronic music all that much
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not trying to troll ya when I say you need to practice structure if you're sticking to what I've heard
10:00 <[sh4dz]_work> thats fuct dude
10:00 <[sh4dz]_work> im on tere now
11:00 <johninja> 'https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-robot-dance ALSO https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-pimp-gal-holy
11:00 <johninja> bah
11:00 <[sh4dz]_work> try diff browser
11:00 <johninja> might need to delete the '
11:00 <[sh4dz]_work> chrome or firefox
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I aint clickin :P
11:00 <[sh4dz]_work> definatly up bra
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it'll be shit :D
11:00 <Bastardly_One> jk
11:00 <johninja> yeah i'm not clicking either
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but sue me
11:00 <johninja> just being the middleman
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you can do with structure
12:00 <Bastardly_One> a start and ending to your stuff
12:00 <simba> i feel like nachos
12:00 <johninja> hmm
12:00 <Bastardly_One> just my opinion
12:00 <johninja> i find it hard to be constructivly critical
12:00 <johninja> as soon as they are open to it then i just keep going until they get offended
12:00 <Bastardly_One> this is coming from mr accidental 4/4 8 note gaylord house man here
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I've become like a wanna be deadmau5
13:00 <simba> lolol
13:00 <The_Baron> I could do structure
13:00 <The_Baron> but earwaxjam is all about fucking expectations 
13:00 <simba> Bastardly_One u need to start listening to burial
13:00 <simba> exclusively
13:00 <simba> in a dark room
13:00 <simba> alone
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no
13:00 <simba> for three months
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
13:00 <The_Baron> I aint into counting 16 bars
13:00 <Bastardly_One> not
13:00 <simba> yes 
13:00 <simba> itll save u
13:00 <simba> from this "edm" shit
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing will
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <johninja> A WILD tiger has killed four villagers in northern India in 12 days, prompting searches for the big cat and protests from villagers.
14:00 <simba> dark room + burial
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a "hobby" ... I'm still a riff a rama stone grover rawk n roller
14:00 <[sh4dz]_work> baron <---->https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-pimp-gal-holy
14:00 <johninja> i go through long periods of not listening to any music at all
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I do that on purpose
15:00 <simba> thats cool its easier to muck around
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not listen to music for extended periods
15:00 <The_Baron> did ya listen to that last track of mine Bastardly_One?
15:00 <johninja> yeah its not intentional, just not 'feeling' it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I did
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> niggaaahhzz
15:00 <The_Baron> I think I write what I do coz I have a restless ear
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I like your presentation of styles ... we've discussed this already
16:00 <Bastardly_One> if you had, say a musical background
16:00 <Bastardly_One> we'd probably not be talking to you
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be too big for us
16:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you could do 4/4 8 note shit easy man
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> lolwhat
16:00 <Excessive> I've used this as an intro once ........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAYkao-LbEc
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ailo - Chronos (Jul 1, 2012) 6:10 - Category: Music - 589 views - 9 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:00 <[sh4dz]_work> listening now baron
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> smash the semi quaver in the ass
17:00 <[sh4dz]_work> drugs have done good
17:00 <The_Baron> btw this is pretty damn good sh4dz
17:00 <johninja> awww
17:00 <johninja> now kiss!~
17:00 <[sh4dz]_work> u into hardcore 
17:00 <The_Baron> if I started writing proper 4/4 club friendly shit seriously again...I'd be making money again
17:00 <[sh4dz]_work> your trax original
17:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't I just say that The_Baron?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
18:00 <The_Baron> oh yeah :P
18:00 <[sh4dz]_work> make more dude
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
18:00 <Bastardly_One> EDM should be about what you enjoy
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not what can make you money
18:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO anyway
18:00 <The_Baron> yeah, but it's tempting to do a project to make money
19:00 <The_Baron> so I don't have to have a real job or be on the dole
19:00 <[sh4dz]_work> fuck oath
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... there is that
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> who cares, its just how its written
19:00 <[sh4dz]_work> buy an 8 ball
19:00 <[sh4dz]_work> fuck some pros
19:00 <[sh4dz]_work> go to fiji stoned
19:00 <The_Baron> that's the thing I like...people can love it or hate it, but no one has said my shit is unoriginal
19:00 <The_Baron> (usually they hate it though':P)
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Waix, that's what we're saying ... 4/4 8 note housey shit is what everyone loves
20:00 <[sh4dz]_work> im listening to ya whole mix
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and I usually hate
20:00 <[sh4dz]_work> smoko
20:00 <Bastardly_One> except for one or two artists
20:00 <[sh4dz]_work> pipe or cigy 
20:00 <[sh4dz]_work> hahahahaha
20:00 <simba> bong
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean I hate house and deadmau5 is the epitomy of house
21:00 <[sh4dz]_work> i got no weed
21:00 <[sh4dz]_work> damn
21:00 <simba> bong it up 420 smoke weed every day all the time almost constantly basically neverending
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and we know I love his producing
21:00 <[sh4dz]_work> get some tommorrow
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I picked up again today
21:00 <[sh4dz]_work> weed rox
21:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't need to thought
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *though
21:00 <[sh4dz]_work> ounce or halfa
21:00 <Bastardly_One> just felt like it
21:00 <Bastardly_One> halfa
21:00 <[sh4dz]_work> its healthy
21:00 <Bastardly_One> with about a 1/4 left of the last bag
21:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit it is the way I smoke it
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
21:00 <[sh4dz]_work> cures boredom,.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
22:00 <The_Baron> https://myspace.com/thefutureprimitives/music/song/sammy-the-seal-did-some-48565060-52196791
22:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on how I use it too
22:00 <[sh4dz]_work> my dealer does weed and meth
22:00 <The_Baron> this is the housey crap I used to write/play that made me cash
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate vegetating stoners
22:00 <The_Baron> (yes, myspace, it be that old)
22:00 <[sh4dz]_work> other dealer does just weed
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they annoy me no end
22:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron had a minor hit with that
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you might recognise it
22:00 <The_Baron> nah this aint that one
22:00 <[sh4dz]_work> dont sell ya bike imo
22:00 <[sh4dz]_work> polish it
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I just saw Myspace
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
22:00 <[sh4dz]_work> bikes sic
23:00 <Bastardly_One> show 'em the one they might know
23:00 <The_Baron> yeah I will
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and I say might
23:00 <The_Baron> https://myspace.com/thefutureprimitives/music/song/candy-5098213-5052022
23:00 <[sh4dz]_work> mightymouse ware r the sluts
23:00 <Bastardly_One> EDM has been a hobby of mine since the days of Jean Micheal Jarre and shit
23:00 <The_Baron> well anyone who was an avid listener to FBI radio would recognise it
23:00 <[sh4dz]_work> same b4 that
23:00 <The_Baron> it was on tripple j a bit as well
23:00 <[sh4dz]_work> hes amazing
24:00 <[sh4dz]_work> plays ike 15 synths ive at once
24:00 <[sh4dz]_work> ive seen him live on video
24:00 <[sh4dz]_work> live
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but what I am saying is ... it's never been more than a hobby for me ... I'm always gonna be a rawk dude
24:00 <AngrymanXL> Why are there so many spanish people in South Bank?
24:00 <[sh4dz]_work> anyone could do that thou
24:00 <AngrymanXL> where did they all come from suddenly ?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> could be a spanish festival
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
24:00 <[sh4dz]_work> heyas AngrymanXL
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that time of year
24:00 <[sh4dz]_work> sup WaixYourLegs
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> eyyyyyy
25:00 <Q{{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=a7XuXi3mqYM
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Violent chimpanzee attack - Planet Earth - BBC wildlife (Date not found) 0 - Category: Pets and Animals - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 1,857 likes (93.1%), 137 dislikes (6.9%)
25:00 <The_Baron> now this track has all that beginning middle end structure
25:00 <[sh4dz]_work> :) yo
25:00 <The_Baron> :P
25:00 <AngrymanXL> shadz get back to work.
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> like who cares what timing it is.. it only makes sense when its written down
25:00 <[sh4dz]_work> cbf i got another 1 to ul
25:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron :P ... I cringe admitting that's what I make
25:00 <[sh4dz]_work> im upping to this label in greece
25:00 <johninja> http://www.all-creatures.org/cash/images2/cc2011-fa-destroys-01.jpg 
25:00 <[sh4dz]_work> havnt had much luck
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but then I think ... one day I will get the money Joel has ... and I will sound that good
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> anyway
26:00 <[sh4dz]_work> i need 138 euro to release
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> new subject
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> that cory bernaldi
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> what a cunt
26:00 <[sh4dz]_work> they do it all
26:00 <The_Baron> his mastering is bloody good
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but I like lying to myself ... only way I'm making that money is drug dealing :P
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and have you seen his "home studio:?
26:00 <The_Baron> but if I could afford a pair of 1500 Adams monitor speakers, I could master something decently too
26:00 <The_Baron> :P
26:00 <Bastardly_One> no fucking wonder it's good
26:00 <[sh4dz]_work> panads ya cunt warez me bloody mic
26:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
26:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
26:00 <Bastardly_One> little cunt
26:00 <[sh4dz]_work> josh wink
27:00 <johninja> lol corey bernadi
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> ive got 2 mackie srm450s lol
27:00 <johninja> i think australia is just finding out about this guy now
27:00 <[sh4dz]_work> can i ahve them
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> like fuck
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
27:00 <johninja> i been following him for a few years
27:00 <[sh4dz]_work> MACKIE ROX
27:00 <[sh4dz]_work> 824`S I WANT
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> mmm
27:00 <[sh4dz]_work> 2K EACH
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer mine about 800 i think
27:00 <The_Baron> yeah using mackies at my mates place for our psytrance crap
27:00 <[sh4dz]_work> FUCK SWAP YA
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
27:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently ... dunno how serious he is ... but Joel's gonna let me play with his toys for a few mins at his soundcheck
27:00 <[sh4dz]_work> keep em dude they must rock xlrs lala
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be fun after a day of nerd shit with him
28:00 <HumanBeing001> Hello fellow humans
28:00 <[sh4dz]_work> i have to use headphone atm
28:00 <johninja> humanoids
28:00 <Bastardly_One> only real reason I'm so happy to have that invite is I plan to use the day as a learning experience
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh they good
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> hardly use em
28:00 <Bastardly_One> hopefully I can pick up some tricks
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> they fucking piss the neighbours off though
29:00 <johninja> you say that we got nothin' in common
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> no common ground to start from
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> we;re falling apart
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> youuu sayyy
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> the world has come between us
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
29:00 <simba> an ocean of cum between us
29:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> LMFAO
30:00 <johninja> i think this recliner may have been the best chrissy present ever
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> we got 2 recliners delivered today hey
30:00 <johninja> i have only just noticed how comfy it is now
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> ross auctions
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin yeah
30:00 <johninja> w00t
30:00 <simba> send 1 to me
30:00 <simba> i need a chair level with my monitors i am too low
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> nahhh hey
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you need headphones
31:00 <simba> me i am well stocked on headies
31:00 <simba> froffies
31:00 <Bastardly_One> $40 at Target the Turtle Beach PLa
31:00 <johninja> i don't 'do' headphones
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I mean for the PS3
31:00 <simba> oh 
31:00 <simba> yea man
31:00 <Bastardly_One> headset I should of said
31:00 <johninja> hmm
31:00 <simba> ill write it somewhere tomorrow cos i am going 2 town
31:00 <Bastardly_One> just remember if you get that model
31:00 <johninja> is there a way to just speak without having to use headphones?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> plug the usb bit into the front of the PS3
31:00 <johninja> i don't lieke things touching my ears
32:00 <simba> u can get stand alone mics i guess... i might look at them
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I was playing with British Meat and his mate
32:00 <simba> wb basketball thief
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and I couldn't hear a thing but they could hear me
32:00 <johninja> lol yeh
32:00 <johninja> i was playing with simba and didn't bother hooking them up
32:00 <Bastardly_One> then I realised hours later I hadn't put the USB in the front of the PS3
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooops
32:00 <johninja> he kept doing all this dumb shit
33:00 <johninja> apparently it was legit strategy though
33:00 <simba> u thought it was dumb cos u couldnt hear me!!
33:00 <Student> i was the one that is being "lost", i am not the theif , you theif ;)
33:00 <johninja> lol yeh
33:00 <simba> lol it wouldve been cool if u were plugged in
33:00 <Bastardly_One> first and last time I tried to play something with simba
33:00 <johninja> i'll do it next time
33:00 <johninja> just forgot
33:00 <Bastardly_One> was he goes to get in my car in GTA O right?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and while I'm changing the car settings
33:00 <Bastardly_One> some other cunt joins
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and he tries to get in my car (simba does)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and BAM!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> connection lost
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <johninja> :/
34:00 <Bastardly_One> best .5 seconds of our lives
34:00 <simba> that was unlucky 4 all involved
34:00 <Bastardly_One> not
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that was shit
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he might of been decent too
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd of killed him after
34:00 <Bastardly_One> just for being rude and tagging along :D
34:00 <simba> lol @ when i killed john
35:00 <Bastardly_One> same game?
35:00 <johninja> how fucking hard can it be to find a piucture of a bear in a pool  with the caption "you live in my woods, i swim in your pool"
35:00 <johninja> harder than you think it seems
35:00 <simba> on my friends xbox tho
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see john being kind of placid
35:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to work out without a headset what you wanted to do
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and you fucking with him
36:00 <johninja> http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmzLEvSI9zis6qlInivR9SoGxfPYivh0fmaoNMFjjKm9tZgDWn0A 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you can text each other on your phones
36:00 <johninja> yeh Bastardly_One lol
36:00 <johninja> he was in a tank
36:00 <Bastardly_One> in the game ... works as well
36:00 <johninja> i just cruised up
36:00 <johninja> and he kille dme
36:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG! the cunts in tanks
36:00 <Bastardly_One> they're evil!
36:00 <johninja> i was like "oh ok, mistake" so i came back and he killed me again
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a tank :(
36:00 <johninja> by this stage i was getting pissed off
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I had to steal a copter again
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> fart
37:00 <johninja> then he hopped in a car and picked me up and drove for 500 metres than pulled me out and shot me
37:00 <Bastardly_One> to get this cunt in a tank the other day
37:00 <johninja> no way to treat a lady
37:00 <Bastardly_One> chasing him for about 2hrs
37:00 <Bastardly_One> until he cornered himself up some hill
37:00 <johninja> are they indestructable?
37:00 <johninja> iu just climbed up on the turret
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck oath
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> i havent even played gta v yet
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's what he did
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> ill wait til its like 10 bux lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> probably to see where I was
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they must be because be fucked if I could blow him up
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he just wanted to have a rest and see where I was
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's when I got him
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but he set the tank so I couldn't drive it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
38:00 <Bastardly_One> kicked out of it in .5 seconds
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> planetside 2 iw way better
39:00 <Bastardly_One> simba loves GTA O ... I go through phases
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> actually.. so is reclining and watching ds9.... https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1005930_10151901627925954_1131016120_n.jpg
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> :P
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I think johninja is right off it competely
40:00 <johninja> when i played with simba was like the first time in a month
40:00 <johninja> and i havn't played it since
40:00 <Bastardly_One> *completely
40:00 <The_Baron> deep space nine :/
40:00 <johninja> yeh lol
40:00 <johninja> i didn't even bother playing it when i had weed
40:00 <The_Baron> nerdiest punchup I ever had was over that show
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, they have capture the flag now
40:00 <johninja> thats bad man
40:00 <johninja> cool
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmao
40:00 <simba> man i havent played gta in weeks
40:00 <simba> im prob a phase man 2
40:00 <The_Baron> me and a mate were in agreement that out of all the Star Treks DS9 and Voyager were the worst
40:00 <simba> Bastardly_One what fucken star sign are ya cunt
40:00 <The_Baron> however, I said Voyager was better than DS9
40:00 <simba> fucken say it quick
40:00 <Bastardly_One> virgo
40:00 <The_Baron> and then fists were a flying!
40:00 <johninja> lol you fought about that?
40:00 <johninja> ahahah wow
40:00 <johninja> nerdrage!
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
41:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> ENT is the worst
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Next Gen you cunts
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> fucked up the ST contiuum so much they had to reset it lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard is the best captain ever
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> agreed
41:00 <Bastardly_One> now, why simba?
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> but the rest of the actors are shit
41:00 <The_Baron> nah, Kirk is the best
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I told ya
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> gates mcfadden
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> marina sirtis
41:00 <The_Baron> however Next Gen is the best series
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> garbage actors
41:00 <The_Baron> it's pretty much set in stone that heirarchy
41:00 <johninja> i'm just going to go with star wars is better
41:00 <The_Baron> :P
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
42:00 <johninja> because i cbf watching star trek 
42:00 <simba> agreed
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> star wars is toy stuff
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> pew pew
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> ppl that cant aim n shit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Star Wars shits all over ST
42:00 <simba> toys r cool
42:00 <The_Baron> brb need to chop some more of this Diesel Kush
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> n clones that walk into bulkheads
42:00 <simba> toy story > star trek
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ST is lame as fuck except Next Gen
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah.. klingon war in ds9.. the 2 parter.. fucking epic
43:00 <johninja> most of the eps i have seen have been quite dull
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> start of season 4
43:00 <johninja> some of the movies were OK
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol @ Generations movie
43:00 <Excessive>  http://www.snarl.org/youth/chrispagan2.pdf
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the recent ST movie was good
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> All those episodes that ended with Kirk on the bridge of the enterprise
43:00 <johninja> i think when you don't know the jeargon etc its hard to appreciate what the eps are about
43:00 <Bastardly_One> would of been epic to a trekkie I'm sure
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> and it all ends
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> with a bridge on kirk.
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
43:00 <johninja> to the outsider it seems like a bunch of dudes walking around on a spaceship for half an hour
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> 42 minutes
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> odn relay
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> optical data network
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> all u need to know really
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not a big ST fan at all ... except for Next Gen ... but yeah I'd say the most recent movie had the trekkies creaming themselves
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty good
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> the remake of khan?
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> shithouse.
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> gfx were intense
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> garbage actors
44:00 <simba> pieter likes star trek so fuck it
44:00 <Serenity> ST IN THE HIZZOUSE
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, don't make me hate you
45:00 <johninja> cute
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and hi <3
45:00 <Serenity> dont make ME hate you cunt
45:00 <johninja> you guys are going to bond over star trek now
45:00 <johninja> and be besties
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> OMG
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> BOND
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> yesss
45:00 <Serenity> my opinion is clearly more important.
45:00 <Serenity> because i have tits
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> diamonds are forever ftw
45:00 <Bastardly_One> well duh ... you have tits
45:00 <Serenity> also hi
45:00 <johninja> hi
46:00 <Bastardly_One> she wasn't talking to you
46:00 <Bastardly_One> she was saying hi to me
46:00 <johninja> yes she was
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> blofeld and his diamond laser.. fuckin yes
46:00 <Serenity> im just feeling johninja up
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <johninja> she is always talking to me by default
46:00 <johninja> see
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not since you spewed outta ya nose
46:00 <johninja> that was ONE time
46:00 <Serenity> id still bone him
46:00 <Serenity> long as he doesnt try to kiss me
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so?
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and your taste is shit woman
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you think I look alright even
47:00 <johninja> like you have never had like 20 beers and spewed out your nose
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you're clearly deluded
47:00 <johninja> you have never lived man
47:00 <Serenity> WELL to be fair
47:00 <Serenity> what i said was
47:00 <simba> tell me princess now when did u last take a carpet ride.... a whole new world.......
47:00 <Serenity> rockin the nose ring there
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... oh, so
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the usual what an ugly cunt
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> now, that I expected
47:00 <Serenity> ROFL i didnt say that dont be rude
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the normal reaction
47:00 <johninja> should have just left it man
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah nah simba
47:00 <Bastardly_One> repulsion
47:00 <Serenity> id never say that
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC6JDH_S7jE
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A whole Nude World (Sep 5, 2006) 2:38 - Category: Comedy - 1,515,776 views - 4,654 likes (93.7%), 311 dislikes (6.3%)
47:00 <johninja> my ex had a terrible habbit of asking questions she didn't like the answers too
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> much better version
47:00 <Serenity> im ugly as fuck rofl
47:00 <simba> thanks
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd never say that to my face you mean
48:00 <johninja> "am i the prettiest girl in the world?" *silence*
48:00 <Serenity> HAHAHA
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> i can open ur thighs
48:00 <Serenity> the most recent ex john?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol johni
48:00 <johninja> yes lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> john too
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> rock ur body like thunder.. over sideways and under on my magic mattres ride
48:00 <Serenity> do you think im a psycho?
48:00 <simba> i can open ur thighs
48:00 <Serenity> *cricket cricket*
48:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> a whole nude world..... a new fantastic way to screw... everyone tells me no.. i need a blow.. so i can stop wet dreaming
48:00 <johninja> that was so terrible 
49:00 <johninja> i was considering going gay for a while
49:00 <simba> this reminds me of that guy who used to sing both parts of this song
49:00 <simba> that weirded me out
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl YES!
49:00 <johninja> would be cool having someone to watch sports and play xbox with
49:00 <Serenity> i sung that song for a duet when I was in year 4 at the local estedford
49:00 <Serenity> ugh
49:00 <simba> and he did that alicia keys song lolll
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> i would go gay.. but as long as it wasnt any extra work
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> so i cant be bothered
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> so much extra work
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you and Serenity aren't talking about a women in the city of Melbourne shall we say ... are you?
49:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1kpvef6vJ0
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: me singing No One by Alicia Keys Nick Pitera (Cover) (Jan 8, 2008) 4:04 - Category: Music - 5,187,853 views - 15,215 likes (90%), 1,692 dislikes (10%)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yanno ... Jess :P
50:00 <johninja> she wouldn't even play gta 5 on the xbox the day i got it because "what? you have to press the top button to look backwards? Nah fk that"
50:00 <Serenity> bastardly one you have no tact
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I know :D
50:00 <Bastardly_One> good innit?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought I might have to spell it for him
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew you'd understand the question
50:00 <johninja> lol
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> holy fuck
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> that alicia keys vid
50:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I can tell you some stories about her
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ...
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> that is porbably the single most fucked up thing i have ever had the misfortune of sending thru my router
51:00 <simba> no one could get in the way of how i feel for u
51:00 <simba> lmao
51:00 <johninja> did you see how that two headed wehale calf washe dup on a beach in mexico?
51:00 <Serenity> wehale
51:00 <johninja> it's almost like it knew it was an abomination of nature and commited suicide
51:00 <Serenity> i assume you mean whale
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I was reading more about it today
51:00 <johninja> yeah this new keyboard has keys a bit smaler than my old one
52:00 <Bastardly_One> co-joined grey whales
52:00 <johninja> end up smashing two at once :/
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeah
52:00 <Serenity> sucks getting used to a different keyboard
52:00 <Serenity> lol
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> it was miscarriage
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> like.. it wasnt proper
52:00 <johninja> yeh lol, i'm regretting getting this one
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> whats the word
52:00 <johninja> "oh cool its small and light"
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> like embryo
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I was getting to that Waix
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> but the other one
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck
52:00 <johninja> am enjoying having a mouse that actually fucking functions though
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> fetus
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> that one
52:00 <Serenity> i need a new keyboard
52:00 <Serenity> my keys are feeling spongey
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a new computer
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPCjIGyrtYc
53:00 <johninja> lol yeah
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> ROFL
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chunky Chinese Kid Sings Better than Whitney Houston! - I Will Always Love You by Lin Yu Chun (Apr 7, 2010) 3:02 - Category: Entertainment - 4,175,431 views - 23,057 likes (95.7%), 1,035 dislikes (4.3%)
53:00 <Maurice> I had a nightmare earlier when I was napping that my laptop screen fell apart
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> chunky chinese
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
53:00 <Maurice> I was so sad and angry I was smashing the rest of my laptop on the ground
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the screen?
53:00 <johninja> i spilt a whole glass of scotch on the old one 
53:00 <johninja> just kept typing
53:00 <simba> lolol
53:00 <johninja> it worked for ages but very sticky
53:00 <Serenity> my computer is ok
53:00 <Serenity> its not the best but it does the job
53:00 <Maurice> I spilt wine in my desktop keyboard
53:00 <johninja> i just got a new SSD for mine
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> ill have 2 mini dim sim
53:00 <Maurice> Took a couple of days to type properly
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> a spring roll
53:00 <johninja> need to get around to doing that
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> and some chunky chinese please
53:00 <johninja> should be a nice upgrade
54:00 <Serenity> ssd is sick
54:00 <Serenity> i love my ssd
54:00 <johninja> i forget if i got a 200gb or a 100gb
54:00 <johninja> tossing up putting my steam games on it
54:00 <simba> chunky chinese kid is breathtaking
54:00 <johninja> reckon it would help much?
54:00 <Serenity> mines a 120 i think
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> mmm
54:00 <Serenity> makes a massive difference
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> i got a 4TB for the price of 2TB few weeks ago
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
54:00 <Maurice> Mines a no idea what it even is
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> stupid cunt got me the wrong one out
55:00 <Serenity> ive got my itunes on my standard drive and seriously it lags so hard
55:00 <johninja> i didn't know they even had 4tb ssd's now
55:00 <Serenity> you forget how fast the ssd is until you have to use the normal drive
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> just ATA
55:00 <johninja> oh
55:00 <johninja> k
55:00 <johninja> yeah man i'm looking forward to the almost instant on
55:00 <Serenity> then im like
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> due 500gb ssd is like 5 trillion bux
55:00 <johninja> yeh lol
55:00 <Serenity> wtf is this! cause you can hear/feel it spooling up n shit
55:00 <johninja> thats what i was thinking
55:00 <The_Baron> shame ssd's cost like twice as much per gig than hdd
56:00 <johninja> either this guys telling lies or he is really rich
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh they arent that proven though
56:00 <Serenity> its worth it if you use them as an os drive tho
56:00 <[sh4dz]_work> ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS GET 600$ A WEEK PENSION
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> like boot times and shit
56:00 <[sh4dz]_work> I NEVER NEW
56:00 <johninja> why is it worse?
56:00 <[sh4dz]_work> fuck nhell
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
56:00 <johninja> just the noticible lag?
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> i just dont see the value in them
56:00 <The_Baron> 600 a week?
56:00 <simba> FUCK THEM EMMIGANTS
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Sezz, you'd run the Minecraft shit off that I assume for one
56:00 <[sh4dz]_work> yup
56:00 <The_Baron> that's more than the pension
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh but once its in active memory
56:00 <johninja> lol minecraft on ssd
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> who gives a fuck
56:00 <[sh4dz]_work> we gotta RIOT GUYS
56:00 <Serenity> minecraft isnt run off my pc lol
57:00 <Excessive> I spilt coke all ovah my KB, it worked that day and then the next it didn't work anymore and all the keys were sticky ........ so I flushed it under warm water randomly runnin my hand over the keys to was the shit out of it .......... let it dry for a couple of days and then it worked fine ........... I've only jus recently taken it apart, though not because there was anythin wrong with it ........ this kb is 5 yrs old now
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> like.. my chrome at the moment is using 2gb of ram on its own
57:00 <[sh4dz]_work> This trax off its cunt the barron
57:00 <johninja> wow Excessive
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> its not taxing my hdd
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
57:00 <[sh4dz]_work> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, when you said server you meant a proper one too
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh server
57:00 <johninja> you can get wireless ones for like 20 bucks now
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so you two are hardcore like me :P
57:00 <Excessive> to clean*
57:00 <johninja> with a wireless mouse
57:00 <The_Baron> which track, sh4dz?
57:00 <Excessive> wash even*
57:00 <Serenity> we've got two servers here
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dunno
57:00 <johninja> fuck life is so much better wihtout those keyboard/mouse wires
57:00 <johninja> remember those cunts?
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> ill consider it when my internet speed is faster than my hard drive lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to remote admin the mau5 one today
58:00 <Serenity> i still have wired keyboards and mouse
58:00 <johninja> lol 
58:00 <Serenity> but mine are gaming
58:00 <johninja> ah
58:00 <johninja> i'm a turn based gamer on pc
58:00 <[sh4dz]_work> --=> WE GET 16000$ A YEAR THEY GET 56000 ILLEGAL IMMIGRENTS GET 56000$ DOLLARS A YEAR FUCKING HELL CUNT FUCK SLUT MOLE BITCH RETARD PENSION IMO XDXDXD
58:00 <johninja> everything else goes on the console
58:00 <Serenity> fuck off [sh4dz]_work
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol i doubt they get 600 a week
58:00 <Excessive> how many machines u have runnin Serenity?
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> prob just some troll from waverly
58:00 <[sh4dz]_work> LOL
58:00 <Serenity> in general?
58:00 <Maurice> I don't get 16k a year
58:00 <[sh4dz]_work> fuck n hell man
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> BBL gets 16k a year
59:00 <Serenity> we have two servers. and each person here has their own computer so thts 6
59:00 <[sh4dz]_work> i do
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> (big bash league)
59:00 <johninja> we did give the sudanese 50k+ when we bought them here
59:00 <johninja> this dude was better off than me
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol we had sudanese immigrants a few houses up from us
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> 10 of em living in a house
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> 8 of em working
59:00 <Excessive> and u have separate screens/mouse/kb to each?
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> they moving to safety bay in a few weeks
59:00 <johninja> 8 working is good
59:00 <johninja> don't discourage that
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> bought a house
59:00 <Serenity> no the two servers are accessed remotely
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
00:00 <johninja> This last month you've been playing Crusader Kings II for 2.5 million hours collectively! That's impressive! What have you been up to? What's the biggest thing that happened in your game this past month?
00:00 <Excessive> riiite, but wat if u need access to the machine with no network workin?
00:00 <johninja> that is only the unpirated version
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> easy
00:00 <simba> <[sh4dz]_work> --=> WE GET 16000$ A YEAR THEY GET 56000 ILLEGAL IMMIGRENTS GET 56000$ DOLLARS A YEAR FUCKING HELL CUNT FUCK SLUT MOLE BITCH RETARD PENSION IMO XDXDXD - poetic. inspiring. brilliant.
00:00 <johninja> such an addictive game that
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> have a decent cpu that has VNC built in
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> i love being able to VNC into my HTPC bios :)
00:00 <Serenity> why would there be no internal network
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> i heart vpro
01:00 <Excessive> like if u format the thing for example
01:00 <Serenity> but if that were ever the case youd just.. plug a keyboard in..
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> i can remote into it
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> with no OS
01:00 <Serenity> yeah
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> as long as there is a usb stick with windows 7 installer, or dvd
01:00 <Serenity> yup
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> i can set it up viao VNC
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> via*
01:00 <johninja> heh
01:00 <Serenity> MadScientist knows more about the setup than i do
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> its so good
01:00 <simba> IT WAS NOT
01:00 <Student> Debian also supports network installation 
01:00 <johninja> -aura-DEF:#melbourne- Your channel has been joined/parted 26 times in the last 5 seconds which constitutes a flood.
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol student
01:00 <Maurice> Lol
01:00 <simba> shut th FUCK UP aura
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> has nothing to do with OS
02:00 <Maurice> I think we all got that
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> this is built into the CPU
02:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure I was born last week, not yesterday
02:00 <Student> or installation via network 
02:00 <Serenity> well i think only one of our servers is working atm
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> i can vnc in.. with no OS.. and ill just get the bios POST screen and then "insert valid system disk" or whatever
02:00 <AngrymanXL> Dont you say things!
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> i could format my home theatre pc via remote
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> and re install
03:00 <johninja> oh ok wow
03:00 <Excessive> ok .......... watever the setup, was jus gonnah briefly mention the use of a KVM switch if u happen to have more than one machine within close proximity to the other/s
03:00 <johninja> it was in most rooms
03:00 <AngrymanXL> install linux on it.
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah i use win 7 with mediaportal
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> record tv n shit
03:00 <johninja> yeah fuck getting win 8
03:00 <AngrymanXL> install linux on it and have it boot up into XMB or whatever it's called.
03:00 <Serenity> MadScientist has one of those anyway Excessive
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah xmb is crap compared to mediaportal
03:00 <Maurice> I have win 8 :/
03:00 <johninja> having a look at that on my old mans laptop was enough to turn me off
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> xbmc*
03:00 <AngrymanXL> I doubt it.
03:00 <johninja> so then he bought a mac
03:00 <AngrymanXL> yes! xmbc
03:00 <MadScientist> i haz erryting
03:00 <johninja> and that is even more useless
04:00 <Serenity> xbmc is delicious
04:00 <Excessive> :)
04:00 <AngrymanXL> Serenity:  asl plz.
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol i have a MBP, imac and mac mini server
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> all run windows 7 :P
04:00 <Serenity> no thanks
04:00 <johninja> haha
04:00 <Maurice> Lol
04:00 <johninja> yeah man trying to do something on mac is a fucking chore
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> mac mini server is just another htpc lol
04:00 <Serenity> everything here runs linux cept my pc
04:00 <Serenity> lol
04:00 <The_Baron> I'd love to be able to run opensuse
04:00 <johninja> probably just uninitiated
04:00 <johninja> stupid one button mouse
04:00 <johninja> why even bother havng one
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah magic mouse bro
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
05:00 <The_Baron> but running abelton on linux is crap
05:00 <[sh4dz]_work> lol john
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> unlimited buttons
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> but yer
05:00 <[sh4dz]_work> my mouse is off its face
05:00 <[sh4dz]_work> has side buttons
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> mediaportal is the newest big thing for HTPC
05:00 <[sh4dz]_work> im allways going back
05:00 <[sh4dz]_work> lollllllllllllllllll
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> TV/bluray/SMB/TV series
05:00 <johninja> unlimited buttons but only one that actuyally fucking doesd what you want it to do occasionaly
05:00 <johninja> nice work apple
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> all customisable
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> builds databases
05:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, for music exclusive I think you should go to the darkside and go apple IMO
05:00 <The_Baron> I don't understand why there aint a linux compatible abelton tbh
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> downloads tv series covers
05:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, nah I refuse man
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> just
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> ffs
06:00 <The_Baron> can't stand macs
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> download oracle VM onto ur linux machine
06:00 <johninja> this dude was showing me some cool apps he had for making music on his iphone
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> and run windows 7 in a window..
06:00 <johninja> ghostly
06:00 <johninja> dunno if you remember him
06:00 <The_Baron> macs are for trendy fuckwits who wanna match their laptop to their handbag and shoes
06:00 <johninja> apparently he had quite a big settup
06:00 <johninja> spent all his cash on audio gear as he didn't drink or do drugs
06:00 <johninja> lame
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yes and no
06:00 <Bastardly_One> abelton love the Mac
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and the Mac loves it
07:00 <The_Baron> aint had a prob at all running it on a pc
07:00 <The_Baron> especially version 9
07:00 <Excessive> johninja, chris, yes .......... watever happened to him
07:00 <Bastardly_One> me either ... I won't go to the darkside either
07:00 <johninja> IS A Japanese TV host's outfit declaring "I love c***", 'p****" and "love f*** yeah" simply lost in translation?
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> johninja
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t31/291543_10150265025970954_5948760_o.jpg
07:00 <johninja> chris still comes in 
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> me being a sick cunt :P
07:00 <johninja> ohh 
07:00 <johninja> you mean ghostly
07:00 <The_Baron> plus I use vst's that don't work so well on the macOS
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> windows 7 native
08:00 <johninja> yeah i dunno man he left and then came back for a bit and then just idled for a while
08:00 <Excessive> yer
08:00 <johninja> then one day he was gone
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> with ubuntu 11.04 and windows xp running in a window :)
08:00 <johninja> he seemed to have changed when he came back
08:00 <johninja> not the same guy
08:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaah ... that's fair ... My VSTs wouldn't work with Mac either
08:00 <johninja> depressed i think
08:00 <johninja> probably broke up with a chick or some shit
08:00 <Excessive> I think I still have his mob no somewhere in my phone lol
09:00 <The_Baron> so really, I have highlighted many reasons macs are shit for music now
09:00 <The_Baron> :P
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> its just a computer
09:00 <Excessive> like from like ............. abt a year n a half ago
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> like the ps4
09:00 <johninja> we used to get along fine until one day he tried to tell me how to light a fire 
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> is just AMD shit
09:00 <johninja> it was boyscout shit
09:00 <johninja> i grew up in the country lol
09:00 <johninja> been lighting fires since before i could walk m8
10:00 <Maurice> PYRO
10:00 <xm> ey The_Baron can you link me up to your call to prayer song again. pm if you can
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol u gotta laugh at ps4 though
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> AMD jaguar CPU
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> amd garbage gfx chipset
10:00 <Maurice> I bet johninja is responsible for the black saturday fires in vic
10:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <[sh4dz]_work> lolololol
11:00 <johninja> actually i shouldn't even lol
11:00 <Excessive> lol
11:00 <johninja> i watched a doco on that
11:00 <[sh4dz]_work> cigy out the vwindow
11:00 <johninja> was pretty sad man
11:00 <Maurice> I was on irc when it was happening
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
11:00 <Maurice> Me and Kattikus gasping at the news
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> i was recording a video of my bird while it was on the telly
11:00 <johninja> so it couldn't have been you then
11:00 <johninja> unless...
11:00 <johninja> hmm
11:00 <Maurice> Came this || close to my mother in law
11:00 <Maurice> Foiled again
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
11:00 <[sh4dz]_work> `seen kattikus
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> OMG
11:00 <prowl> [sh4dz]_work, I don't remember seeing kattikus.
11:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <johninja> unlucky
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol on foiled again
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> Intels new ATOM cpu beats the PS4 Jaguar cpu
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> ATOM cpu
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh my rofl
12:00 <Maurice> Lol johninja, I wasn;t even in the state, can't have been me
12:00 <johninja> i think the worst fire related thing i have ever done was try pour more petrol on a fire i thought was out straight from the bottle
12:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't me
12:00 <Bastardly_One> even though I've had two house fires
12:00 <Maurice> Shit, thats nearly 5 yrs ago
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol johninja my dads tractor was running like shit right
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> old john deere
12:00 <johninja> raced up the 'pour' and the whole bottle caught fire
12:00 <johninja> i just dropped it and ran 
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> decide to drain oil 
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> 40 litres came out
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> it was all diesel
12:00 <johninja> :/
13:00 <Maurice> Lol my best friends brothers set their garage on fire, they tried to put it out with paint tins filled with pool water
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer
13:00 <Maurice> Kinda made it worse
13:00 <simba> lol johninja
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin hilarious
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> poor tractor
13:00 <johninja> tough hey
13:00 <Maurice> She was on irc 'brb have to call 000'
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> oi simba
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://images.anandtech.com/graphs/graph7314/58110.png
13:00 <johninja> lol
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> the A4-5000 is the PS4 cpu
13:00 <Maurice> Then her cottom palm out the front got set on fire a few months later, same thing 'brb need to call 000'
13:00 <Maurice> Comes back 'the firemen gave me a teddy'
14:00 <johninja> spontanious combustion?
14:00 <simba> how does that work are they directly comparable CPUs?
14:00 <simba> r they the same 
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> pretty much
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> x86 cpus
14:00 <johninja> amd has a bad name though
14:00 <johninja> for me
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre just cheap
14:00 <Serenity> you guys are boring now
14:00 <johninja> i would only get intel
14:00 <Serenity> shower time
14:00 <simba> i still havent played a ps4
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre for running cheap shit computers
14:00 <johninja> yep
14:00 <Maurice> I have
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fine Serenity
15:00 <Maurice> OWL EYES, SERENITY
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> like.. there are S478 cpus that prob out benchmark the new phenoms
15:00 <simba> itll be interesting to see what reasons they give people to pick em up cos there are truly no launch titles
15:00 <johninja> i have an i2500-k
15:00 <simba> its a weird gen this 1
15:00 <johninja> not a bad piece of kit
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> i have i7 990x
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> and i aint getting rid of it
15:00 <AngrymanXL> where's loof. I wonder how steamos worked out for him.
15:00 <doctor> its all about the hype simba
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> $400
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> benchmarks about the same as a 4770k
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the one has titles left right and centre and the PS4 has none yet
15:00 <johninja> i hadn't played a ps3 until like 3 years after its release
16:00 <johninja> that was kinda strange
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> Intel Core i7 X 990 @ 3.47GHz	
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> 9,428
16:00 <johninja> hmm
16:00 <simba> im i7 720Q mobile
16:00 <johninja> only 3.47?
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> Intel Core i7-4770K @ 3.50GHz	
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> 10,255
16:00 <johninja> did you wind it in or something?
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> and my cpu is 4 years old
16:00 <The_Baron> got an i5 on this bitch
16:00 <AngrymanXL> Core2Duo E8400 3.0ghz
16:00 <johninja> lol coreduo
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> Intel Core2 Duo E8400 @ 3.00GHz	
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> 2,165
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> 2165 rorlcopter
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> commander keen
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> and quake 2
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> :P
17:00 <johninja> mine is running @3.30 but i wouldn't it out quite a bit 
17:00 <simba> batman returns
17:00 <johninja> then figured i wasn't even really using that extra CPU
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> hocus pocus lol
17:00 <johninja> so no point
17:00 <AngrymanXL> i hhad this bitch running at 3.5ghz but Linux didn't downclock the cpu when idle.
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> i downlock everything when not in use
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> all 3 of my gpus
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> all 8 logic cores
18:00 <johninja> i should 
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck em
18:00 <johninja> save power~
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
18:00 <johninja> SSDs are pretty heavy on power too i hear
18:00 <johninja> made sure i got a decent one
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre really easy to fuck up too
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <johninja> i hope this one is ok
18:00 <johninja> been in my bag on a 19 hour train ride
19:00 <johninja> still in the cradboard
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> just one little capacitor
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> all ur shit gone
19:00 <johninja> how much ram you got WaixYourLegs?
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> 24gb
19:00 <johninja> i went with 16 but i think that is overkill
19:00 <johninja> probs onlyy use 8
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm i just filled mine up
19:00 <AngrymanXL> wot u need 24gb of ram 4 m8?
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> was cheaper
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck knows
19:00 <johninja> yeah
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> dunno why i need 3 graphics cards either
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
20:00 <johninja> lol 3
20:00 <johninja> does that even help?
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> SLi
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> u link the cards together with a cable
20:00 <johninja> 1 good one would be better than 3 average though tite
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
20:00 <johninja> ahh ok
21:00 <johninja> i fried my parents old pc installing ram :(
21:00 <johninja> hate when you do shit like that
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol use a strap u dope
21:00 <simba> what happened
21:00 <simba> they didnt go obviously
21:00 <johninja> it was the wrong kind i think
21:00 <simba> but what happens after that
21:00 <simba> i wanna no
21:00 <megamanga> u pu8shed it in the wrong way
21:00 <megamanga> and it went snap crackle pop
21:00 <simba> cos i used to put random stix of ram in my work pc thankfully they always went
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
21:00 <megamanga> its meant to fit like lego not smash in lol
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> only way theyd blow up is if u forced the wrong ram into the slot
22:00 <johninja> yeah it just started up and then stopped and died
22:00 <johninja> and i was like "woops"
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> did u take the mobo out?
22:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/rubber-muffin/holding-out-for-heroin
22:00 <simba> HP pentium 4 3.2 ghz 512mb of ram
22:00 <simba> Beast
22:00 <The_Baron> hehehe this track makes me giggle
22:00 <johninja> nah lol
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> kk
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> i did that once
22:00 <johninja> just whacked it in there
22:00 <Excessive> Project Logan looks like a real winner
22:00 <Excessive> NVIDIA announced a chip known as Tegra K1, formerly codenamed Project Logan. Interestingly, this was announced in two flavors. The first is a 192-core NVIDIA Kepler SMX paired with 4+1 ARM (NASDAQ: ARMH  ) Cortex A15r3 processor cores. This should be the world's fastest mobile system-on-chip as far as graphics is concerned and it should be right up there with the leaders on CPU performance.
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> installed my brand new gigabyte ipe1000 rev 2
22:00 <johninja> but i think it was like ddr1 and it was ddr2
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> forgot insulators on the screws
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> computer wouldnt turn on (motherboard shorting on case)
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> took me 3 days
23:00 <johninja> yeah i did that building this one too
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> such a stupid cunt
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> brb
23:00 <johninja> forgot to put in the backing screwws
23:00 <johninja> though i would lose it
23:00 <johninja> but it lives~
23:00 <johninja> lol 3 days
23:00 <johninja> took me like half an hour
23:00 <johninja> "WHY THE FUCK WON"T YOU WORK"
24:00 <[sh4dz]_work> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151965725449006&set=a.10151152920729006.455010.699624005&type=1&theater
24:00 <johninja> wow that is so ancient
24:00 <[sh4dz]_work> CHECK THAT LINK MATE
25:00 <[sh4dz]_work> POST IT AUS WIDE
25:00 <johninja> i remember people getting mad about that like 16 montsh ago
25:00 <johninja> that exasct link
25:00 <[sh4dz]_work> WE NEED THE CUNT AMENDED
25:00 <[sh4dz]_work> TONY ABBOTT IS UN-AUSTRALIAN,.
25:00 <johninja> nothing happened then
25:00 <johninja> heh
25:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1557707_591208337624620_567363389_n.jpg
25:00 <The_Baron> hehehe
25:00 <johninja> abbott may be the guy who will actually do something about that
25:00 <johninja> so yeh
25:00 <johninja> be nice to him
25:00 <[sh4dz]_work> IMMIGRANTS GET OVER 00 A WEEK PENSION
25:00 <[sh4dz]_work> WE GET 250
26:00 <The_Baron> thing is, it's a bit lose lose in a way
26:00 <johninja> lol
26:00 <johninja> @pic
26:00 <The_Baron> in detention, they are spending 100 grand per illegal immigrant 
26:00 <[sh4dz]_work> OVER 600
26:00 <johninja> yes
26:00 <johninja> exactly
26:00 <[sh4dz]_work> THE FUCKIN CUNTS
26:00 <The_Baron> it's coz the security company who got the contract is obviously buddy buddy with someone high up in govt
26:00 <johninja> i still think enslaving them is a solid idea
26:00 <johninja> serious
26:00 <johninja> they won't mind so much
26:00 <johninja> it will be better than home
27:00 <johninja> and we get something out of the deal
27:00 <johninja> and it may also discourage the ones that don't want to be slaves not to come
27:00 <The_Baron> thing is, seeking asylum isn't illegal, and we still somewhat follow the UN charter
27:00 <johninja> yesh
27:00 <The_Baron> so it's stepping on egg shells
27:00 <simba> send one to every aussie family?
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <johninja> what has the UN ever done?
27:00 <johninja> lol simba
27:00 <johninja> that would be kinda cool
28:00 <The_Baron> I don't mind if they give em a basic newstart allowance
28:00 <johninja> encourage ethnic diversity by enslaving emigrants
28:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, 600 a week is a bit much
28:00 <simba> i feel bad enough having a cleaner, imagine having a fucking slave
28:00 <johninja> lol
28:00 <johninja> i have a mum
28:00 <johninja> so it would be lieke that with less hugs and more stench
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> k back
28:00 <simba> more cool foreign swear words you pick up
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> i reckon hitler n polpot have done more than the UN
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> think about it
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> they did all that medical research without harming a single animal
29:00 <johninja> yeah seriously the UN is fucking hopeless
29:00 <The_Baron> though like I always been whinging, the government wastes soo much money on a bunch of little things
29:00 <[sh4dz]_work> BARON
29:00 <johninja> yes
29:00 <[sh4dz]_work> PIMP THIS
29:00 <[sh4dz]_work> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-piano-party
29:00 <The_Baron> like how local governments can figure out that a park bench costs 6 grand
29:00 <johninja> government needs to be scaled way the fuck down
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck i hate this wireless mouse
30:00 <The_Baron> they must be a wizard
30:00 <johninja> they are there to serve us
30:00 <The_Baron> :P
30:00 <johninja> not hinder us
30:00 <AngrymanXL>  All Norwegians become crown millionaires, in oil saving landmark
30:00 <AngrymanXL> `seen amsy
30:00 <prowl> AngrymanXL, amsy is on #cunts right now.
30:00 <[sh4dz]_work>  K A BENCH LOL
30:00 <AngrymanXL> amsy is a wealthy bitch.
30:00 <The_Baron> u want me to remix this sh4dz?
31:00 <johninja> if everyone is rich then everyone is also poor
31:00 <deeldose> but how
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FX5JvyviWo
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: This video is private. (Void) - - -
31:00 <deeldose> that goes against duality and shiz
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> my lori with victoria fires in the background
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh hang on
32:00 <Maurice> Dont say my name.
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=1FX5JvyviWo
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
32:00 <johninja> i was trying to get at that rich is more a state of mind
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> urgh
32:00 <johninja> like..
32:00 <johninja> we refer to people who have more than us as rich
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FX5JvyviWo
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spastic Rainbow Lorikeet (Feb 9, 2009) 4:21 - Category: Pets and Animals - 297 views - 4 likes (80%), 1 dislikes (20%)
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> there
32:00 <johninja> but when we have as much as them then would that make them poor?
32:00 <johninja> guh
33:00 <johninja> anyways...stupid concept
33:00 <AngrymanXL> why can't Australia set up a wealth fund like Norway?
33:00 <deeldose> paradoxical shit can stop making sense hey
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fun costs money
33:00 <johninja> money costs fun
33:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... there goes your concept
33:00 <deeldose> scientific method for the win
33:00 <The_Baron> because australia is a country of conservative fuckstains who have no problem exploiting the land to get what they want
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> u mean like
33:00 <AngrymanXL> Johny howard set somethign up, but Labor spend it all up on giving everyone $900
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> superannuation?
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
34:00 <AngrymanXL> and pink batts 
34:00 <AngrymanXL> and other wastefull shit.
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh that was the one thing i dont agree with regarding labor
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> 900 bux
34:00 <The_Baron> the whole debt crisis is a load of shit anyway
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah the insulation scheme was great
34:00 <megamanga> is this  minute video of ya lorikeet playing with a bell
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> but
34:00 <The_Baron> it's just another way they cry poor when in fact australia has quite manageable debt
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> u get these shitcunt installers
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> that kill themselves
34:00 <The_Baron> it's better to throw borrowed money on infrustructure than to strip it and get a surplus
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> and the families blame the govt
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> hate to say it.. but the govt was the customer.. not the employer
35:00 <AngrymanXL> Both Labor and the Libs need to agree to set up something like in Norway.
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> not the govts fault ppl died installing insulation
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> like
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> if i went and bought a hifi system
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> and got jb hifi noobypants to install it
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> and he died coz he fucked it up
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin not my faulyt
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> ...
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA7T6wJyz5A
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2 Litres of beer in 5 seconds (Jul 26, 2013) 0:09 - Category: Comedy - 554 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> HOLY FUCK
37:00 <megamanga> vicarious liability 
38:00 <The_Baron> that dude has NO gag reflex
38:00 <The_Baron> Bob Hawke would be proud
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> megamanga
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> the employer has the vicarious liability
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> the govt wasnt the employer
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> they were the customer
38:00 <megamanga> most likely contracted by government
39:00 <megamanga> same thing
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> so?
39:00 <DemonsRun> you know what's sad?
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> as long as the businesses were registered insulation installers
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> the govts fine
39:00 <DemonsRun> when u check someone's away status
39:00 <DemonsRun> 'connected for 5 months'
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
40:00 <DemonsRun> 5 continuous months
40:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One: is too hot to sleep. bring me a fan. :)
42:00 <Excessive> oooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
42:00 <Excessive> that was dinnah
42:00 <megamanga> time for a universal soldier marathon
42:00 <deeldose> do u need no gag reflex to skull a yard glass
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=577832018904368&set=a.156951837659057.58058.156899114330996&type=1
42:00 <johninja> ugh
42:00 <johninja> fucking power went down 
43:00 <johninja> somehow reset all my mirc settings
43:00 <johninja> thanks
43:00 <beehhh> fucking wi-fi is fuct
43:00 <beehhh> on my eeepc
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm i got 4 wifi ap's in the house all different ages
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> all running on powerline
43:00 <beehhh> did u know death is stranger than living
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <simba> i actually wondered before where mirza was
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> turns out... to have phones to hop properly.. they all need the same security setting
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> some dont even support wpa2
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
44:00 <beehhh> somehow logged back in
44:00 <johninja> i forgot one room i was in
44:00 <johninja> ugh
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> omg eporner.com
44:00 <beehhh> it is like pregnant chicken gotta use carefully
44:00 <johninja> where are my stalkers when i need them
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> goodbye youporn, redtube. and everything else
45:00 <beehhh> youporn was great
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> eporner all hd
45:00 <beehhh> i miss those nigga cocks
45:00 <johninja> itsd ok i remembered
45:00 <johninja> thanks jesus
45:00 <beehhh> today i watched hercules
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> kevin sorbo
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> what a slut
45:00 <DemonsRun> what's so good about eporner?
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> its all hd
45:00 <deeldose> aperture
46:00 <johninja> "its ok bro i had fuck all else to do but remember that other room you were in"
46:00 <DemonsRun> aha
46:00 <beehhh> was a mixture of 300 gladiator and metrix
46:00 <johninja> ok
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <simba> metrix
46:00 <simba> "teh metricks has u eon"
46:00 <johninja> its like the matrix but stars piet as neo and beehhh as morpheus
46:00 <simba> - meofeus
47:00 <simba> lmao
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <simba> amsy is trinity
47:00 <beehhh> i like that young lad thou
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm trinity
47:00 <johninja> poor dear
47:00 <johninja> i think it should be a fat chick
47:00 <johninja> in tight leather
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> how short was Blade in Blade Trinity
47:00 <simba> and picard is that old bald loser that turns on them and kills the other guy
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm the blond chick
47:00 <beehhh> Serenity
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol dont mention picard
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> i got banned last time
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> beehhh is that mouse guy
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> that dies..
48:00 <simba> mirza as "morpheus"
48:00 <johninja> sweet
48:00 <simba> the bangladeshian metricks
48:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> i reckon instead of the chick who played trinity
48:00 <Serenity> what you dirt logged sweat machine
48:00 <beehhh> i'm the guy from battle of zeon
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> they shoulda used.. judi dench
48:00 <simba> lol zeon
48:00 <beehhh> with guns an amo
48:00 <simba> zeon and metrix
48:00 <johninja> i'll be han solo
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
48:00 <johninja> i know he wasn't in the movie buyt that is cool as fuck
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill be shaq
48:00 <johninja> we'll write him in somewhere
49:00 <simba> shaq, han solo and morpheus walk into a bar
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol han solo.. i used to make up that "han" in wookie meant fucking...
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> so he was fucking solo
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:00 <simba> *does wookie noise*
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> in his cry box
49:00 <johninja> that would be a cool skill
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> having a fap
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> cryo*
49:00 <deeldose> fat chicks can be pretty hot too tho
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> dosomite or whatever the fuck it was
50:00 <beehhh> alpha beta gamma
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> aaaaaaaaahhhaa i love when someone makes the perfect comment
50:00 <johninja> yeah i won't diss the larger ladies
50:00 <johninja> i don't mind
50:00 <beehhh> theta
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> now i can go have a shower n think bout neked morpheus
50:00 <deeldose> it really depends on alot of stuff
50:00 <johninja> long as they got bewbs
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> fat chix have tighter mufftas
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> they dont get used as much
50:00 <johninja> because big girls with no boobs is just sad
50:00 <AngrymanXL> depends how fat.
50:00 <simba> yea
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer my mrs is fat
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> has no tits
50:00 <deeldose> like not talking 200kg chicks but u know
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> i just keep saying.. i tell ya hunny.. u werent meant to be fat
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> u got tiny tits
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <johninja> chaarming
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> :P
51:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <simba> brutal
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> burp
51:00 <johninja> "i'm not sure wether to be upset that he called me fat or that he said my boobs were small"
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
51:00 <The_Baron> that I agree with
52:00 <The_Baron> if the tits don't go past the belly, it seems wrong
52:00 <johninja> ^
52:00 <johninja> yeh its a ratio
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> what if theyre longer than her arms though
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
52:00 <johninja> on thing that is a huge turn off for me is lack of booty
52:00 <johninja> baby got back~
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://h6img.com/p/1/saggy-tits.jpg
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> hunny dinners ready!
53:00 <johninja> lol gross
53:00 <deeldose> do ya boobs hang low, do ya toss them to and fro, do ya tie them in a knot, do ya make them in a bow? do ya toss them over your shoulder, like a regimented soldier? do your boobs, hang low!
53:00 <johninja> i like kelevras booty
53:00 <johninja> just sayin'
53:00 <deeldose> did anyone hear that in primary school
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm my mrs got a big ass
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes deel
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> but it was balls
53:00 <johninja> yeh
53:00 <deeldose> maybe i heard the balls one and forgot
53:00 <deeldose> cos boobz
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
53:00 <johninja> it was pretty shit back then
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> here we go
53:00 <johninja> still is
53:00 <deeldose> did u have the ABC one
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> it dip dog shit
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> u r not it
54:00 <deeldose> when people called u aboriginal bum cleaner
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <johninja> and BMW
54:00 <johninja> break my window
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> bought my wife
54:00 <johninja> huhuhuhu
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> bush mans willy
54:00 <simba> for us BMW was black mans willy
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer
54:00 <johninja> PUMA poofter under medical attention
54:00 <British^Meat> yes simba
54:00 <British^Meat> it does
54:00 <Digerati> what man does waxing on any part of his body ??? that aint a man, that is a girl
54:00 <simba> Hav u eva touched a BMW
54:00 <johninja> i havn't been able to wear puma since
54:00 <johninja> its a shame as its not a bad brand, ;ike adidas for poor people
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> pontiac.. poor old niggers think its a cadillac
54:00 <British^Meat> i have also heard of a black mans willy
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> honda.. had one never did again
55:00 <johninja> all day i dream about sex
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> volvo.. very old, loose vaginal opening
55:00 <Digerati> i dream of you and waxing johninja
55:00 <johninja> ;)
55:00 <johninja> i don't think i have ever waxed
55:00 <johninja> but dream on dude
55:00 <johninja> maybe one day you can wax me
56:00 <Digerati> i dream of your tight buttcheeks
56:00 <simba> lololol
56:00 <The_Baron> I dream of nothing...no dreams when u get as stoned as me
56:00 <simba> Earth A Run Red
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> how about.... mostly in the shop undergoing big investments sometimes halfway incomplete
56:00 <deeldose> i think i might have heard volvo b4
56:00 <johninja> i used to think that too The_Baron
56:00 <johninja> but damn
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> (mitsubishi)
56:00 <johninja> i had some awesome dreams
56:00 <johninja> lucid~
57:00 <johninja> was cool, i was creating shit in my dreams with the full knowledge it was a dream
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> dude
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> i was asleep
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> dreaming i was in bed awake
57:00 <johninja> hah trippy
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> and something was slowly grabbing onto my leg
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> and i called out JAAAANNNNNEEEEE (thinking house robber)
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> and i woke up screaming
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> was
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> totally
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> surreal
58:00 <johninja> have you ever woke up and tried to scream but can't?
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> YES
58:00 <johninja> that is so terrifying
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> like ur frozen
58:00 <johninja> yeah man
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats exactly what it was like
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> then i just forced it out
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> and woke myself up
58:00 <deeldose> did u call vaginas, fannys in school too
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah we called em teachers
58:00 <Maurice> I used to have dreams where I tried to run but my feet were stuck to the floor
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> omg yes
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> i had a recurring one
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> i had 2 cocks
59:00 <Maurice> Or that I punched/shot someone but it was in slow motion so didn't do any damage
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> and i went to the toilet
59:00 <deeldose> or punch people and it was like running thru water
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> and one dropped off
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> so i flushed it
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> then woke up
59:00 <johninja> ahh yes the old hitting someone and not doing any damage one is pretty scary too
59:00 <deeldose> or try pull the trigger but it wouldnt go off
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> omg yes
59:00 <johninja> "well what the fuck do i do know, it looks like i have just made them even angrier"
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> or u running around with ur hand shaped like a gun
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> and u shift ur pinky finger and it goes bang bang bang bang
59:00 <deeldose> or even drive a car and u had to push the accelerator so hard it wouldnt go good enough
59:00 <Maurice> In one legendary dream I remember, I tried shooting someone, didn't seem to do anything, I went home to my parents house and ICQ'd the police
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> but then when u wanna shoot someone it doesnt work
59:00 <Maurice> Turns out I did shoot to kill
59:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <Maurice> Yes yes, ICQ
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> i was james bond
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> swimming underwater
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> but i was running
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> and then i thought.. this is fucking weird
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> and then physics fixed itself
00:00 <johninja> i was mainly doing art...i'm an artist in my dreams
00:00 <johninja> no actual tallent irl
00:00 <Maurice> I have none either
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> yerp
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> when i was working at iinet i used to talk tech support in my sleep
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> go start
01:00 <Maurice> I had a dream the other night, I was going to American prom, so I was only 18 and none of my iron fist shoes matched my dress
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> run
01:00 <deeldose> did the cops come in ur dream?
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> type in w   i    n    v   e   r into the box for me
01:00 <Maurice> I actually woke up trying to figure out which ones would go with a champagne coloured dress
01:00 <johninja> for some reason i figured that everything would look better if it was made out of brown and white marble
01:00 <johninja> and it kinda did
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> ok.. go to start.. control panel.. network connections.
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> right click on local area connection
01:00 <johninja> haha
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> mrs taped it somewhere
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> 3 months non stop phone calls
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> 1 30 minute break and a 10 minute break
02:00 <johninja> haha wow
02:00 <johninja> working in your dreams
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeah she slept in other bedroom for ages hey
03:00 <johninja> i only found out i snored that way
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> i quit.. went to work at a pool shop.. stuck with me for months afterwards
03:00 <Maurice> Cant say I blame her
03:00 <Maurice> I'd sleep in another bedroom all the time
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> was pretty intense
04:00 <johninja> the worst for me was when i was drinking heavily i would get up at 2am for a piss and not be able to get back to sleep
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl yes
04:00 <johninja> afdter a couple of weeks doing that and working i was pwns
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> man
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> needing a piss
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> in the middle of a phone call
04:00 <johninja> was camping out at work too man 
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> used to fuckin hate that
04:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <johninja> mobiles are gr8
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> tech support iinet
04:00 <johninja> people get wierd sometimres when you tell them you are pissing on the phone though
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> while ur waiting for a 300 year old dude work out how to turn his computer on
04:00 <johninja> haha
05:00 <johninja> ouch
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> and ur busting
05:00 <johninja> "i'll just put you on hold for a second"
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> i had one old fogie ring up ask to help set up his email
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> youd get pinged hey
05:00 <johninja> why can't people do that kind of work from home?
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> they do now
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> if u been there 2 years
05:00 <johninja> cool
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> and have a sick cunt internet connction
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> but yer
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> this old guy
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> im like yep, whats ur account
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> and he rattles his name off
05:00 <johninja> haha yeah dude
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep 
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> umm cant find ur account.. whats ur address
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> anyway
06:00 <johninja> tech support would get fucking frustrating at the basic leevels
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> the fucking cunt
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> had just bought a computer from harvey norman
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> found the email button on his keyboard
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> no internet connection
06:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> i took 2 days off after that call
06:00 <johninja> thought it should just be free for everyone eh
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer
06:00 <johninja> maybe he has a point
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh just buy a pc
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> turn it on
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> internets.
07:00 <deeldose> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1_NtckgpXU
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Happyland - Don't You Know Who I Am (Spiderbait and Regurgitator related) (Nov 7, 2008) 2:18 - Category: Music - 117,137 views - 634 likes (98.4%), 10 dislikes (1.6%)
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> quantum computing lol
07:00 <johninja> tech isn't really moving anywhere near as fast as it should be
07:00 <deeldose> would u clean an aboriginals bum if they were really hot
07:00 <deeldose> i saw a pic of some hot abo model
07:00 <johninja> a male or female?
08:00 <johninja> i have banged abo chicks before
08:00 <johninja> so yeh
08:00 <johninja> no shame
08:00 <johninja> they are alright
08:00 <johninja> known a few hot ones
08:00 <johninja> the hot ones are mixed though
08:00 <deeldose> youd clean it im sure
08:00 <deeldose> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NJj1gS1wEqs/S-NKOQpp6tI/AAAAAAAAFmI/tUcxj44djYM/s1600/samantha.jpg
08:00 <johninja> yeh
09:00 <johninja> strange lips
09:00 <deeldose> abos ftw
09:00 <johninja> only the hot female ones
09:00 <johninja> the rest can fuck off
10:00 <simba> The Smiths - Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
10:00 <simba> and god fucken bless em,
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <johninja> NOAA is predicting a geomagnetic storm later today as the CME from the X1 flare hits the Earth's magnetosphere. The speed of the solar wind will spike at around 1.6 million miles per hour
11:00 <johninja> cool
11:00 <johninja> January 9th 
11:00 <johninja> 50-90% chance of major-severe geomagnetic storm depending on where you live. The further north you are the higher the percentage of risk 
11:00 <johninja> January 10th 
11:00 <johninja> 50-85% chance of major-severe geomagnetic storm depending on where you live. The further north you are the higher the percentage of risk. 
11:00 <johninja> January 11th 
11:00 <johninja> 1-50% chance of major-severe geomagnetic storm depending on where you live. The further north you are the higher the percentage of risk.
11:00 <cat> Everybody please sign my justice for johninja petition.
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> meh
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wont an ion storm
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> want
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> burn lol
15:00 <johninjer> mmm rain
15:00 <deeldose> its raining fannies
15:00 <deeldose> hallelujah
16:00 <johninjer> i had this pup once that had never seen the rain
16:00 <johninjer> it got a bit freaked out
16:00 <johninjer> "what the fuck is this shit"
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-61w-afIiE
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jimmy Carr Interviewed for MI5 - Would I Lie To You? - BBC One (Jul 25, 2008) 3:29 - Category: Entertainment - 509,303 views - 1,868 likes (98.4%), 30 dislikes (1.6%)
16:00 <beehhh> women are kontrolling the workd
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck i lvoe would i lie to you
16:00 <deeldose> like noah and the flood lol
17:00 <johninjer> yeah man
17:00 <johninjer> was a drought for like 10 years
17:00 <johninjer> in the 90s
17:00 <johninjer> was pretty bad last couple as well
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
17:00 <johninjer> like no surface water left
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> the thing is
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> its not 2 of every animal
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> it was 7 of every clean animal
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> and 2 of every nclean animal
18:00 <johninjer> it was just a story about aliens harvesting animal dna
18:00 <johninjer> and wiping out humaity because they fucked up our cloning process
18:00 <deeldose> and heaps of all the gay animals
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyve rewritten it now anyway
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> u dont sell your virginal daughter for goats and cows
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> you sell them to get views on youtube
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol i actually have my atheist shirt on at the moment haha
19:00 <johninjer> ew
19:00 <deeldose> whats ur shirt say
19:00 <johninjer> probably has a 6 pointed star
19:00 <johninjer> oh
19:00 <beehhh> times up
19:00 <johninjer> thatss anarchy
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> atheism isnt a religion, its a personal relationship with reality
20:00 <johninjer> my bad
20:00 <johninjer> please continue
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz christians tell me its a religion
20:00 <Serenity> [11:03pm] <@Maurice> Cant say I blame her
20:00 <Serenity> [11:03pm] <@Maurice> I'd sleep in another bedroom all the time
20:00 <Serenity> LOL
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> even though there is a letter A before theism
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> like
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> A symmetric
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> stupid cunts
20:00 <deeldose> most religions are so fucked
20:00 <johninjer> i concur
21:00 <johninjer> i gave up arguing with christians years ago
21:00 <deeldose> im between atheism and agonsticism atm but lean more toward atheism
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1175657_10151626202100954_801920501_n.jpg
21:00 <deeldose> cos its like how can we 100% now
21:00 <johninjer> just let people beleive what they want imo
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> my shirts
21:00 <deeldose> know
21:00 <johninjer> cool
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> as long as it doesnt affect me
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> like that poor australian bitch in abu dhabi
22:00 <johninjer> yeh
22:00 <johninjer> i mean i don't even care about gay marriage
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> no not that
22:00 <Excessive> if one knows is the other keen to know 2 though?
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> she got raped
22:00 <johninjer> because who cares you know
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> by 4 muslims
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> went to the police
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> she in prison for 2 years for having sex outside of marriage
22:00 <johninjer> oh true
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> true story
22:00 <johninjer> yeah well
22:00 <johninjer> muslims are fucked
22:00 <deeldose> i think quantum phsyics hypothesises well enough that consciousnes can continue after death anyways
22:00 <johninjer> she shouldn't have been there
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> (sharia law)
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> dude its dubai
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
22:00 <johninjer> yeah man that doesn't suprise me
23:00 <deeldose> need to hang a shit on all qurans
23:00 <johninjer> they pack raped a chick in india TWICE the other day then burnt her alive when she went to the police
23:00 <johninjer> great people
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> i think i might make a video come may
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> me burning 1000 qurans
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> while taking a piss
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> and a shit
23:00 <johninjer> i burnt one
23:00 <johninjer> feels good
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> u gotta drill holes in the books
23:00 <johninjer> i actually bought a copyt to read 
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> then they burn properly
24:00 <johninjer> because i don't like to be accused of hating ignorantly
24:00 <johninjer> and yeah
24:00 <deeldose> what a waste of paper =/
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> johninjer i made a status update a short time ago
24:00 <deeldose> ive read parts of it too
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> ill copy it hang on
24:00 <johninjer> i read like the first 1/4 and realised they were even more fucked then i thought
24:00 <johninjer> so chucked on the fire
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> its by penn gilette
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> The Bible................ by a bunch of guys in the desert... If you're considering becoming an atheist, read the Bible from cover to cover. No study guides, no spins, just read it. Sometime between when god tells Abraham to kill his son and when Jesus tells everyone to put him before their families, you'll be an atheist.
25:00 <beehhh> indians are taken over straya
25:00 <johninjer> lol
25:00 <johninjer> yeah, they aren't muslims though
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> jews
25:00 <johninjer> only 13% of india is muslim
25:00 <johninjer> yet they cause 98% of problems
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> indonesia
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> epic muslim
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> iran
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> epic muslim
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> thanks to the islamic revolution
26:00 <johninjer> yep
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> lok at iran pre 1979
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> lovely place
26:00 <johninjer> not just mulsim, the even more fucked kind of muslim
26:00 <johninjer> its the shariahs that need to go
26:00 <johninjer> i forget the correct terms
26:00 <johninjer> dhia and sunni
26:00 <johninjer> but i forget which is the extremisty
26:00 <johninjer> shia
26:00 <megamanga> shiite
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/1005107_10151519412240954_235022881_n.jpg
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> wouldve been a lovely place
27:00 <johninjer> yeah
27:00 <johninjer> thanks america
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ofqO2iM8zng/USHN_rmfAgI/AAAAAAAADPg/D1KUCWiPAKs/s640/187.jpg
27:00 <deeldose> u into penn jilette WaixYourLegs?
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> now its this
27:00 <johninjer> syria looked so lovely in this doco too man
28:00 <johninjer> all these buetiful old buildings 
28:00 <johninjer> centurys old
28:00 <johninjer> but the whole area is covered in land mines
28:00 <johninjer> lol
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol islamic revolution didnt have much to do with usa
28:00 <johninjer> wow they even need to cover their hands
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> just overthrowing pahlavi
29:00 <johninjer> i'm sure it did
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah man
29:00 <johninjer> they back the overthrow
29:00 <johninjer> and then it turned on them
29:00 <johninjer> hmm
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> this is 70
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> 79
29:00 <johninjer> yeh
29:00 <johninjer> dude
29:00 <johninjer> i will fins this
29:00 <johninjer> fuck
29:00 <johninjer> it was good to
29:00 <johninjer> will take a while
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh i guess
29:00 <Excessive> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6f9_1376448511
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30:00 <WaixYourLegs> like us back the shah
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> u.s*
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> but it was the leader that was put in his palce
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> that faqih dude
30:00 <johninjer> jesus christ man
30:00 <johninjer> i hope i find this
31:00 <johninjer> it came out when wikipedia first broke
31:00 <johninjer> oops
31:00 <johninjer> wikileaks
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer i know wot ur getting at
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> but they were all opposed to westernisation
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> but the shah dude was promoting it for oil to u.s or some shit
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> and then they didnt make enough money
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> some shit like that
33:00 <johninjer> http://www.scribd.com/doc/230464/documents-from-the-us-espionage-den 
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> the persians didnt make enough money on the oil
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> that u.s was basically stealing form them
35:00 <johninjer> yeh
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> they still brought it on themselves
36:00 <johninjer> the stopped the british ripping off everyone after ww2 and took that role over themselves
36:00 <johninjer> they did
36:00 <deeldose> is it wrong to eat fish
36:00 <johninjer> islamic revolutions seem like such a great idea at the time
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer
37:00 <johninjer> i mean i get it
37:00 <johninjer> who the fuck wants some foreign culture dominating your country
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> i just think
37:00 <johninjer> but sheesh
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> if there is a god.. hes got some serious explaining to do
37:00 <johninjer> lol
37:00 <johninjer> yeh
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/1451464_10151771949640954_158697667_n.jpg
37:00 <johninjer> well war is good population control
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> :)
37:00 <deeldose> i totally agree WaixYourLegs
37:00 <johninjer> if there was no war we would have fucked this planet centurys ago
37:00 <Q{{> the pope is his representative here on earth WaixYourLegs 
37:00 <deeldose> things are so horrendous for some
38:00 <deeldose> that it doesnt seem there could be some all powerful sky wizard doing it
38:00 <deeldose> worse than any hitler
39:00 <deeldose> so i think any 'thing' is prob just as much god as anything else
39:00 <johninjer> http://www2.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB82/ 
39:00 <deeldose> even if multiple dimensions and life after death existed i still think the same thing
40:00 <johninjer> have you thought of it this way
40:00 <Q{{> he well trained throughout his entire life to answer all ur questions
40:00 <johninjer> we are all preprogramed to do what we do
40:00 <johninjer> everything is
40:00 <johninjer> we know about nanocomputers etc
40:00 <johninjer> its possible for that much information to be in a tiny cell
40:00 <johninjer> so yeah
40:00 <deeldose> why is god often referred to as a 'he' aswell
41:00 <Excessive> is allah a he or a she?
42:00 <Q{{> a he prophet
42:00 <deeldose> nah mohammeds teh prophet
42:00 <johninjer> god is a prophet 
42:00 <deeldose> according tot he shit religion
42:00 <johninjer> lol
42:00 <Q{{> oh
42:00 <deeldose> allahs their shithouse idea of god
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
43:00 <deeldose> bull
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> isnt he the son the ghost and the holy spirit?
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> sorta suggests male
43:00 <Excessive> but wasn't there somethin that they believed that allah was a woman
43:00 <Excessive> ?
43:00 <johninjer> thats the christian god
43:00 <johninjer> the holy trinity
43:00 <johninjer> the father, the son and the holy spirit
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer thats it
43:00 <johninjer> there have been so many arguements over that one little definition
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer i bet
43:00 <johninjer> which is why there is an orthodox christian church
44:00 <johninjer> they couldn't agree
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer i got something on that too
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> orthodox came from the pharisse
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck where is it
44:00 <johninjer> http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/quran/9/index.htm#29
44:00 <johninjer> that is quite a cool site
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1559421_10151901179195954_1898549863_o.jpg
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> ther eu go
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
45:00 <johninjer> its bipartizan too for the most part
45:00 <johninjer> haha
45:00 <johninjer> i don't buy the 7 tribes
45:00 <johninjer> but ok
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont buy any of it
46:00 <johninjer> yeah that graph looks kinda dumb
46:00 <johninjer> jewish propaganda
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> its a flowchart
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
46:00 <johninjer> lol
47:00 <johninjer> they are trying to blame everything bad on one little christian branch
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> You've got less chance of me believing something that tells me to bomb a train station than you do me believing something that tells me to stone my wife coz she doesn't take it in the butt.
47:00 <The_Baron> they list nation of islam but not the 5 percenters?
47:00 <The_Baron> bah
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> who cares
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> atheism is growing in australia
47:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/19286_404393666316422_2073342644_n.png
48:00 <johninjer> wasn't nation of islam and 5% pretty much the same shit?
48:00 <johninjer> i just kinda got more into that the other day
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/AustralianReligiousAffiliation.svg
48:00 <johninjer> diudn't realise how much 5% propaganda was in wu tang lyrics
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> green is basically atheism
48:00 <johninjer> most of the wu tang are from the 5% 
48:00 <johninjer> along with a fair few other artists
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
49:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Longie on FB
49:00 <The_Baron> well it's the perfect religion for egotists
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> sad thing is yellow is growing too
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> which is properly either spaghetti monster
49:00 <Serenity> STOP STALKING ME BASTARD
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> or islam
49:00 <Serenity> lol
49:00 <The_Baron> only 5% of the population finds true enlightenment, yeah totally grills da ills
49:00 <johninjer> hmm
49:00 <johninjer> wasn't it only 1%
49:00 <johninjer> like in the 5% they have the 1%
49:00 <johninjer> that are the true original man
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1525110_207380816132772_2062638899_n.jpg
50:00 <johninjer> asiatic black man
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, I wasn't but I could if ya wanna
50:00 <johninjer> or whatever
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> johninjer
50:00 <Serenity> no ty
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> an asian fucks an abbo?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ no ty
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> the kid is an abrasian
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
50:00 <johninjer> i'm hearing a lot of stuff recently about that
50:00 <johninjer> how black people aren't genetically the same as white
50:00 <Bastardly_One> aboriginal itself means indigenous
50:00 <johninjer> looks like hitler was right all along
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep bo
51:00 <The_Baron> kinda yes kinda no
51:00 <johninjer> the other thing 
51:00 <The_Baron> at the core of our DNA, we are much the same
51:00 <johninjer> caucasians built the pyramids
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> well
51:00 <The_Baron> it's just variations of a theme
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> says who johninjer
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> the bible? :P
51:00 <johninjer> nah
51:00 <johninjer> i'll find it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the aliens did that shit
51:00 <johninjer> ramses had red hair
51:00 <The_Baron> okay johninjer, what's ur stormfront username?
51:00 <The_Baron> :P
51:00 <johninjer> so it all adds up
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> some other dude found out that the romans wrote the new testament lol
52:00 <Serenity> dude its the middle of the dessert
52:00 <Serenity> white people werent building anything
52:00 <The_Baron> desert*
52:00 <johninjer> yeh
52:00 <Serenity> yes desert
52:00 <The_Baron> though now I want some dessert
52:00 <Serenity> haha
52:00 <johninjer> but it explained it all perfectly
52:00 <The_Baron> anyone got any pudding
52:00 <Serenity> just like jesus if he existed wasnt white
52:00 <The_Baron> jesus did not exist
52:00 <johninjer> yeh 
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes he did
52:00 <The_Baron> so why bother discussing his ethnicity
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> he was a magician
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> and everyone wrote about him
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
52:00 <The_Baron> he is a archetype
53:00 <The_Baron> a fucking parable
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> his assistant, sharon, says so
53:00 <Serenity> i believe he existed as a normal man. but he wasnt the son of god or anything
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he was a jewish priest of a jesuit order and definitely not "white"
53:00 <johninjer> i agree Serenity
53:00 <The_Baron> thing is, historians of that period never mention jesus
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> well hello he was a fkn arab
53:00 <johninjer> i think he was just an elightened dude and everyone got carried away a bit
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> he woulda been black as the ace of spades
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> even still
53:00 <Serenity> thats what i mean WaixYourLegs
53:00 <The_Baron> and if he did what the bible says he did, there would be a lot of historical data
53:00 <Serenity> hes documented as a white man though
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
53:00 <johninjer> i dunno about black
53:00 <Serenity> its geographically wrong
53:00 <johninjer> definatly jewish looking
54:00 <The_Baron> he woulda been a brown skinned hook nosed kyke
54:00 <WaixYourLegs> all i will agree to about the bible... is that somebody wrote it
54:00 <johninjer> well christianity has used every trick in the book to adapt
54:00 <Serenity> anyhoo this is too deep for pre bed
54:00 <johninjer> like how it adopted pagan festivals
54:00 <Serenity> gnight peeps
54:00 <johninjer> nini
54:00 <The_Baron> not somebody
54:00 <The_Baron> somebodies
54:00 <The_Baron> lots of somebodies
54:00 <Excessive> depends though whose religion one talks abt, the Catholic jesus is som ewhat diff in pix from that of the orthodox
54:00 <The_Baron> the original scriptures were written in aramaic
55:00 <The_Baron> then it got translated to hebrew, then linear b greek, then latin, then king james english
55:00 <johninjer> yeh
55:00 <deeldose> did u put ur nutsack on my drumset??
55:00 <The_Baron> there musta been a lot lost in translation
55:00 <johninjer> so much lost in trandslation
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> vagina
55:00 <johninjer> its amazing they would argue over small things
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> like
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wouldnt blow up a train station for my god
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> id blow it up to get the video on my phone and put it on youtube
56:00 <Excessive> then he goes to paradise
56:00 <Excessive> :P
56:00 <johninjer> King Tut's DNA results shows that the Pharaoh belonged to haplogroup R1b1a2, to which 70% of all Western European men belong, indicating that they share a common ancestor. Among modern-day Egyptians this haplogroup contingent is below 1% http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/08/01/oukoe-uk-britain-tutankhamun-dna-idAFTRE7704OR20110801
56:00 <johninjer> :)
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
56:00 <The_Baron> well they did get fucked by the cannanites and hittites
57:00 <The_Baron> which are believed to be tribes originally from the caucauses
57:00 <The_Baron> which means, white mofos
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> so jesus went to jersulem, to perform his magic tricks.. turning water into wine
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> but alas it did not impress them
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> and they absolutely crucified him
57:00 <deeldose> the bible is a stupid as fuck document
57:00 <The_Baron> Pontius Pilot was a backstabbing prick
58:00 <The_Baron> so history teaches, never trust an italian
58:00 <The_Baron> or a jew 
58:00 <The_Baron> :P
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> or a turk
58:00 <The_Baron> especially a turk
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> or australian naval orienteering
58:00 <Excessive> they're all gypsies ........... aooarently
58:00 <Excessive> apparently*
58:00 <johninjer> so much cool shit is coming out now
59:00 <johninjer> with the help of dna research
59:00 <johninjer> pretty much rewrites history
59:00 <johninjer> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1457720_668294136534888_1242142366_n.jpg
59:00 <The_Baron> oh yeah there's that thing about all the presidents of the US bar 3 are aparantly all directly descended from one british king
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> bible isnt history
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
59:00 <The_Baron> hold up, I'll get the link
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh but so is like a billion other people
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> i saw that on qi
00:00 <johninjer> like 70% freemasons too
00:00 <The_Baron> oh wait, bar 1 aparantly
00:00 <The_Baron> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2183858/All-presidents-bar-directly-descended-medieval-English-king.html
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
00:00 <Bastardly_One> dailymail
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> murdoch?
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> as reliable as coming hre for info
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *here
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh nup
01:00 <johninjer> lol discovered by a 12 year old girl
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> hes a cunt too
01:00 <johninjer> always adds credibiity
01:00 <The_Baron> who cares how old she was, if the research was done it was done
01:00 <The_Baron> plus her grandad helped her anyway
01:00 <johninjer> hahahaa
01:00 <The_Baron> prolly did most of the work
01:00 <The_Baron> :P
01:00 <johninjer> yeah who gives a fuck if it was bad research
02:00 <johninjer> true
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the daily mail is like ... bullshit
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> like the daily planet
02:00 <johninjer> interesting though dude
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
02:00 <The_Baron> it's in a few sources
02:00 <The_Baron> but yeah
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> oi turns out
02:00 <deeldose> im going to bed ur all cunts
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> totally unrelated
02:00 <deeldose> xD
02:00 <deeldose> night
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> 25 ejaculations a month cuts your chances of prostate cancer by 33%
02:00 <The_Baron> shit, I can do that in a week
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> only person i know who ejaculates that much is Dr watson
03:00 <The_Baron> my prostate must be growing like the hulk then
03:00 <johninjer> The teen also found out that she is the 18th cousin of President Obama.
03:00 <The_Baron> no wonder I can hit the cieling
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> "ohhh" he ejaculated
03:00 <johninjer> did school research project, found out i was black, quit skool
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
03:00 <The_Baron> well, we all got african in our DNA
03:00 <johninjer> hmm
04:00 <johninjer> i just read stuff that put that in doubt
04:00 <johninjer> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1457720_668294136534888_1242142366_n.jpg
04:00 <The_Baron> yeah coz ur reading stormfront propaganda
04:00 <The_Baron> :P
04:00 <johninjer> lol its form TheMaya siter on facebook
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> just jointhe i fucking love science facebook page
04:00 <johninjer> which rarely posts anything about the maya
04:00 <The_Baron> next thing, u'll be shaving your head and joining Blood And Honour
04:00 <johninjer> more white propaganda
04:00 <johninjer> very clever
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> those mayans
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> i cna picture em now
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> chipping away at that calendar
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh.. it ends in 2013
05:00 <johninjer> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Maya/136718766359097 
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> some fuckers gonna get a kick out of that
05:00 <The_Baron> yeah but it didn't mean the end
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
05:00 <The_Baron> there is also the Olmec long count calendar as well
05:00 <johninjer> yeah it was called a long count calender for a reason
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lay off the choof
05:00 <Bastardly_One> gez
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin gnostics
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *geez
06:00 <johninjer> i wonder if people think that because the calender on the wall ends on december 31st the world is ending?>
06:00 <johninjer> its the same logic
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
06:00 <The_Baron> you can talk mr Just Got A Half And I Don't Need It
06:00 <The_Baron> :P
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> weeds lame
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont even eat sugar any more
06:00 <The_Baron> unless you enjoy it
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> fkn weight piling off
06:00 <johninjer> things i don't like ar elame
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I don't have a life or spout crap at 3am :P
07:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that's a lie on the second bit
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> ooh it was 2012 not 2013
07:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I'm jealous
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not all me :P
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> i lost a year
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> havent worked since dec 17th 2012 lol
07:00 <johninjer> yeah
07:00 <johninjer> lets all take a minute to think about just how fucking luckly we are
07:00 <johninjer> lol
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> speaking of which
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually make almost min wage a week
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> i gotta go fuck my wife
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> 25th ejaculation for the day n all
08:00 <Bastardly_One> if you divide $924 by 2
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> :P
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a fair bit of money
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm i gotta go get a job
08:00 <johninjer> our min wage for a week would probs feed a bengali family for a year tho
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> its gonna be fucking brainless too
08:00 <Bastardly_One> well, it's not but it is when you look at it in terms of it's welfare
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> push trolleys or some shit
09:00 <The_Baron> almost tempted to take the offer my mate had
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm
09:00 <The_Baron> selling advertising 
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> i got offered a year ago
09:00 <The_Baron> he only works 10 hours a week and makes a grand
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> $60 an hour to install fibre for nbn
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> soo wish i took it
09:00 <The_Baron> then he spends the rest of his week selling drugs
09:00 <johninjer> don't live with regret
09:00 <johninjer> everything happens for a reason~
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer i wanted a gpa year
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> gap
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> while my wife worked
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
10:00 <johninjer> i just don't want to pigeonhole myself into one career
10:00 <johninjer> so its better to do noithing
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont want a career
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> this time next year prob have a kid
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> mrs has the career
10:00 <johninjer> i seriously havn't found a job i really enjoy doing
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> ill be mopping shit up
10:00 <johninjer> if i did that would be rad
10:00 <johninjer> but yeh
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> mrs on 90k this year too
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> so its not that stressful
11:00 <johninjer> atm i could be retired i hope :p
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> night fellas
11:00 <johninjer> ciao
12:00 <The_Baron> night
12:00 <johninjer> desire really is an evil thing
12:00 <The_Baron> the buddhists have something to say about that as well
13:00 <johninjer> they do lol
13:00 <johninjer> thats kinda what i was getting at
13:00 <johninjer> the root of all suffering
13:00 <The_Baron> but life is suffering
13:00 <johninjer> yes
13:00 <The_Baron> so I'm all about the joyful participation in the sorrows of the world
13:00 <johninjer> i thought that was ridiculous when i first heard it
13:00 <The_Baron> if I wasn't, I'd just sit in a cave again
13:00 <johninjer> this guy told me i was suffering
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if more mechanical animals think this kind of shit
13:00 <johninjer> and i was like what lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> or are just actually happy not having a clue
14:00 <johninjer> hmm
14:00 <The_Baron> ignorance is bliss
14:00 <johninjer> i think animals just act
14:00 <johninjer> they rarely think
14:00 <The_Baron> and that's all the fucking platitudes I got
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they think alright ... it's mechanical thought and instinct
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but we think emotively
14:00 <johninjer> if you can be happy with nothing then you are just as wealthy as the man with everything
14:00 <The_Baron> but there is no premeditation with most animals
14:00 <megamanga> bs
15:00 <The_Baron> they only think in short gaps
15:00 <megamanga> i wanna cry in a ferrari
15:00 <megamanga> rich cunt can do that
15:00 <johninjer> well animals can get emotional at times
15:00 <johninjer> other times not
15:00 <johninjer> i had this dog who watched her sister and daughter die in front of her
15:00 <johninjer> she didn't seem to give a fuck
15:00 <The_Baron> all this fancy pre frontal cortex and neocortex
15:00 <The_Baron> and most people just use it to figure out a sudoku puzzle
15:00 <The_Baron> :P
16:00 <The_Baron> or some shit like that
16:00 <johninjer> lol
16:00 <johninjer> yeh
16:00 <johninjer> i do spend a lot of time in my subconcios
16:00 <johninjer> subconcious
16:00 <johninjer> its strange
17:00 <johninjer> you can kinda control things there
17:00 <johninjer> but it is really hard to bring it back out
17:00 <johninjer> because,,
17:00 <johninjer> its like 
17:00 <johninjer> the brain
17:00 <The_Baron> tapping into the subconcious is the source of pre-cognition
17:00 <johninjer> is wired
17:00 <johninjer> in the subconcious its like you have almost unlimited brain power at instant command
17:00 <johninjer> when you try to bring it into the concious
18:00 <johninjer> it doesn't function that way
18:00 <The_Baron> the bridge between the concious and subconcious is imagination
19:00 <johninjer> its strange to have something constantly clicking over there in the background thinking about total random shit
19:00 <johninjer> like not even relevant
19:00 <johninjer> and you click in there and its like
19:00 <johninjer> "what the fuck have you been up to man?"
19:00 <The_Baron> haha
20:00 <johninjer> i wonder
20:00 <johninjer> what it would be like to dream forever
20:00 <johninjer> is that death?
21:00 <johninjer> is this the dream?
21:00 <johninjer> heh
21:00 <The_Baron> are we just figments of each others imaginations?
21:00 <The_Baron> :P
21:00 <johninjer> yeah man
21:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's the dream then I'm having a fucking nightmare
21:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
21:00 <The_Baron> what makes u say that?
22:00 <johninjer> yeh
22:00 <Bastardly_One> well, in my eyes didn't see myself still bumblin' around at my age
22:00 <johninjer> i mean fuck
22:00 <Bastardly_One> like 20 yrs ago
22:00 <johninjer> you have been places and done things
22:00 <Bastardly_One> true
22:00 <johninjer> experienced life
22:00 <johninjer> that is more than you can say for a lot of folks
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I've done more than a lot of you
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's too early to do nothing though
23:00 <johninjer> "i went to school until i was 18, got a job, had 2.5 kids and died"
23:00 <The_Baron> it's good not to be content I reckon
23:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, that's what kills old people
23:00 <The_Baron> makes u wanna keep exploring
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they get bored and literally lose their minds
23:00 <Bastardly_One> because they're not using them
24:00 <johninjer> yep
24:00 <johninjer> well the good news is most people will be working until they are in their 90s now
24:00 <megamanga> im doing that already
24:00 <megamanga> losing my mind due to boredom
25:00 <Bastardly_One> same
25:00 <johninjer> wow
25:00 <The_Baron> I find I am rarely bored
25:00 <johninjer> same
25:00 <The_Baron> it's a good thing I am so absorbed in music production
25:00 <johninjer> i have a pretty active imagination
25:00 <The_Baron> when I didn't have any gear for a year, I did near lose my mind
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's a good thing I write
26:00 <Bastardly_One> don't even need a pen and paper as long as I have my phone
26:00 <The_Baron> I used to write
26:00 <The_Baron> that actually did make me lose my mind
26:00 <johninjer> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
27:00 <johninjer> i used to write to get shit out of my system
27:00 <johninjer> was good
27:00 <Bastardly_One> good therapy for me I suppose
27:00 <johninjer> lots of dark poems
27:00 <The_Baron> I got a 58 page free prose thing I did called Monkey's With Machine Gun Mentality
27:00 <The_Baron> it messed me up good that piece
27:00 <johninjer> lol
28:00 <johninjer> its mainly women that drive me properly insane
28:00 <The_Baron> oh that's a given
28:00 <The_Baron> that's there perogative
28:00 <johninjer> but only the special ones
28:00 <The_Baron> their*
28:00 <johninjer> the last ex i actually was happy when it ended
28:00 <johninjer> because she drove me insane in the relationship
28:00 <Bastardly_One> J?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <johninjer> yeh
28:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I aint commenting
29:00 <johninjer> hehe
29:00 <Bastardly_One> from stories alone
29:00 <johninjer> yeah its ok, i won't bitch much
29:00 <The_Baron> J?
29:00 <johninjer> reckon i have been pretty good
29:00 <johninjer> i have tonnes of storys
29:00 <johninjer> but yeh
29:00 <johninjer> she is a private person
29:00 <johninjer> but IF she does want to start shit
29:00 <johninjer> well...
29:00 <johninjer> i have like 2319013892138 shells ready to go
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly think she's gonna bother coming back in to do that
30:00 <johninjer> yeh
30:00 <johninjer> some do some don't
30:00 <Bastardly_One> knowing her she's already had 5 more already :P
30:00 <johninjer> depends on how immature and how butthurt
30:00 <johninjer> probally lol
30:00 <johninjer> she txted me the other day
30:00 <johninjer> was emo shit so i didn't bother
31:00 <johninjer> replying
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw you say that
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <johninjer> yeh lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ignoring me? yep!
31:00 <beehhh> trust my rage
31:00 <johninjer> then it was like happy new years
31:00 <johninjer> and i was like happy new years
31:00 <johninjer> then went emo again so...yeh
31:00 <johninjer> fuck that
32:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
32:00 <beehhh> straya is full of povo folks from offshore seeking asylum
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you're just a simple country bloke
32:00 <johninjer> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't mean that bad
32:00 <The_Baron> not as many as other countries
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't need the sit
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the *shit
32:00 <The_Baron> but it's good to have a distraction from the real issues
32:00 <johninjer> yeah
32:00 <The_Baron> :D
32:00 <johninjer> i can handle most shit with chicks pretty good
32:00 <johninjer> this was next level though
32:00 <beehhh> open up a business and bring indian farmers 
32:00 <beehhh> as a country folks
32:00 <The_Baron> I should hire some indians to make charas
33:00 <johninjer> and yeah i'm pretty layed back
33:00 <The_Baron> :P
33:00 <johninjer> i fucking hate hassle
33:00 <beehhh> brothers4life completely wipedout
33:00 <Bastardly_One> all I have to say is
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the internet has some well and truly damaged people on it
33:00 <johninjer> yeah
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty much a given if you hook up on the net there's some catch
33:00 <beehhh> i used to work for pesiticide chemical plants
33:00 <The_Baron> who gives a fuck about brothers4life
33:00 <johninjer> i'm not domminant but if anyone trys to dominate me thats just not going to happen
33:00 <The_Baron> they were a flash in the pan like Notorious
34:00 <Bastardly_One> one side or the other is a bit too into it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> or some shit
34:00 <johninjer> and i will crush out any hint of it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's never smooth
34:00 <johninjer> i think my parents relationship damaged me
34:00 <johninjer> i saw my mum dominate dad for so long
34:00 <beehhh> baragaroo got a workers death due to sudden fall
34:00 <johninjer> i can't let a chick do that to me
34:00 <beehhh> barangaroo
34:00 <johninjer> instead of saying "no" he would just sneak shit
34:00 <johninjer> and i get that
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seriously given up
34:00 <beehhh> bangla + kangaroo
35:00 <johninjer> hmm
35:00 <johninjer> i always like to have some form of love interest
35:00 <beehhh> even god changes his mind still i wont come back
35:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, if I was in the US right now
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be fighting them off with a stick
35:00 <johninjer> lol
35:00 <beehhh> prostitues and drugslord were important for the immigration
35:00 <beehhh> all politicians are kurrput
36:00 <Atari> why does one word make me insane
36:00 <Bastardly_One> they love me for some reason ... guess they can say that at a distance :P
36:00 <Atari> that word makes me go insane
36:00 <johninjer> kurrput
36:00 <Atari> genealogy
36:00 <Atari> that is the word
36:00 <johninjer> haha
36:00 <johninjer> it does look odd
36:00 <johninjer> stop saying it pls
36:00 <Atari> it is like, who made who
36:00 <johninjer> i'm getting angry now too
37:00 <Atari> it dont fucking stop
37:00 <The_Baron> who did make who?
37:00 <The_Baron> :P
37:00 <johninjer> heh
37:00 <beehhh> Atari watch the new harcules was awesome
37:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1538795_597987070289000_1484990994_n.jpg
37:00 <Atari> you cant deny the word
37:00 <The_Baron> this might be relevant
37:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a group of scientists
37:00 <Atari> it is fucking nuts
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure where but
37:00 <The_Baron> but it prolly isn't
37:00 <johninjer> i can and will deny what i wish, even this
37:00 <beehhh> lots of cool fights
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they proved the universe was like a purposely designed program
37:00 <Atari> you cant deny the word genealogy
37:00 <Bastardly_One> very much like a computer program
37:00 <Atari> it is reality
37:00 <Atari> and fact
37:00 <johninjer> cool Bastardly_One, i was kinda digging into that befor
37:00 <beehhh> u'd enjoy same as 300
38:00 <The_Baron> I can deny it
38:00 <Atari> you cant
38:00 <Atari> you would be delusional if you did
38:00 <The_Baron> I can
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so, in effect someone or something DID make this universe
38:00 <johninjer> i denied it by just forgetting you ever said it
38:00 <johninjer> easy
38:00 <Atari> no you cannot
38:00 <beehhh> this one is a lover boy
38:00 <The_Baron> it doesn't mean I would be right
38:00 <The_Baron> but I can deny it
38:00 <Atari> you can deny it yes
38:00 <Atari> it will make you delusional but
38:00 <johninjer> ohh you are getting into the who invented god thing
39:00 <johninjer> cool
39:00 <The_Baron> it's like u know, when I would lick the walls at the pub tasting the schnozzberries and then slapping random ppl screaming SPOON!! people would say "you can't do that!@
39:00 <The_Baron> OH BUT I DID JUST DO THAT
39:00 <Atari> that word is the most real word that man has ever made
39:00 <beehhh> all Im saying is this i quit
39:00 <Atari> hi beehhh
39:00 <johninjer> the blueprints for everything that has ever existed and everything that will ever exist were already written at the momment of the big bang
40:00 <beehhh> i was used by australia
40:00 <Atari> what made the big bang ?
40:00 <The_Baron> beehh, get over it dude
40:00 <The_Baron> no one gives a fuck 
40:00 <Atari> you need energy to create matter
40:00 <johninjer> its a constant process of expansion and compression
40:00 <The_Baron> matter is energy
40:00 <Bastardly_One> God made the big bang ... he had spicey shit that night
40:00 <beehhh> why do i keep going back there in my sleep
40:00 <Atari> genealogy
40:00 <Atari> it is fucking nuts
40:00 <johninjer> the universe already existed
40:00 <Atari> it is science
40:00 <The_Baron> and as anyone who knows basic physics knows this, u can't create nor destroy energy
40:00 <johninjer> but it was absorbed into a black hole
40:00 <The_Baron> only manipulate it
40:00 <Atari> you cant deny scietific fact
40:00 <johninjer> which then exlpoded as the big bang
40:00 <Atari> genealogy is science
40:00 <johninjer> and it will happen again
40:00 <johninjer> over and over
41:00 <The_Baron> indeed
41:00 <beehhh> The_Baron you guys probably snatch the land off anchient aboriginals
41:00 <beehhh> that dont concern me
41:00 <The_Baron> the only thing I ever snatched off a abo was a long neck
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <johninjer> everything came from hydrogen, everything will return to hydrogen
41:00 <Atari> hydrogen is still energy
41:00 <beehhh> my concern is my taxfile hasnt been used over 7 years
42:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/shitwankrecords/doodleinacacoon-1-4
42:00 <johninjer> i didn't say it wasn't
42:00 <Atari> energy matter and force
42:00 <Atari> laws of physics
42:00 <The_Baron> well the beginning middle end is a linear concept
42:00 <johninjer> what comes first?
42:00 <Atari> dude
42:00 <The_Baron> it's an abstraction caused by our 3 dimensional perception
42:00 <beehhh> i shoudnt have any soft corner for anyone
42:00 <johninjer> energy
42:00 <Atari> i have a theory
42:00 <The_Baron> that's the thing
43:00 <Atari> it is hypothesis
43:00 <The_Baron> there is no first
43:00 <beehhh> nothing did never any good why should I
43:00 <Atari> it is my own opinion
43:00 <johninjer> hmmm
43:00 <The_Baron> the big meta picture, the beginning is the end
43:00 <Atari> but this is my opinion
43:00 <The_Baron> the artist is the painting
43:00 <The_Baron> it will write itself written
43:00 <beehhh> dog's bite i wont cause i aint one
43:00 <johninjer> yeah of course that is just my opinion too
44:00 <johninjer> based on some loose facts
44:00 <beehhh> media's are watching over us been like for ages
44:00 <beehhh> *this
44:00 <The_Baron> thanks beehhh, ur the first person I have put on ignore in 8 years
44:00 <The_Baron> what an achievement
45:00 <beehhh> i need to cut my long grown pubic hair
46:00 <Atari> it is all contant and growing and has always been, no start and no end whatever decays, dies, or what we seem to see as "going away" becomes somehow part of the universe again and makes the universe larger and larger, it has always been infinite and always will be infinite, with matter in it and pre existant matter, turned into whatever the fuck it turns into to be part of the universe
46:00 <johninjer> lobve how they publich whole books for free on websites now
46:00 <johninjer> https://www.dmt-nexus.me/doc/the%20celestine%20phrophecy%20.pdf 
47:00 <beehhh> melbourne used to be different in the 90s
47:00 <Atari> i think we all just become the energy of the universe
47:00 <Bastardly_One> know that book right?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> celestine prophecy
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's sequel
47:00 <beehhh> suddenly i sank so deep now i have to confess my mistake
47:00 <Bastardly_One> they work if you believe in the concepts
47:00 <Bastardly_One> like try them
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> woop beehhh it is
47:00 <Bastardly_One> or else the drugs were awesome back in the 90s
47:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the two
48:00 <beehhh> PandasDontDrive watchout for a ruthless midget arsonist
48:00 <johninjer> yeah Bastardly_One
48:00 <johninjer> its a cool book
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think we just werent as awesome then broteks
48:00 <johninjer> with some cool ideas
48:00 <johninjer> i should try them in practice sometime
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> but now that we say we've all had sex we are
48:00 <The_Baron> bah there's a DJ called Nanna Does Smack
48:00 <The_Baron> it's a cool as shit name
49:00 <beehhh> tie the fella and torture him if seen anywhere near ya home panda
49:00 <The_Baron> but he mixes super lame house
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it strangely worked at the time that book
49:00 <The_Baron> what a waste of a great moniket
49:00 <The_Baron> moniker*
49:00 <beehhh> the jail released him from adelaide due to his height
49:00 <The_Baron> the drugs were better in the 90's
49:00 <beehhh> *gaol
49:00 <The_Baron> I remember when a 5 buck acid tab would get ya proper tripping
50:00 <Atari> i could get a sheet of acid in 1987 for 50 bucks
51:00 <Atari> a4
51:00 <The_Baron> 700 hits
51:00 <The_Baron> or 400 big ones
51:00 <Atari> yup
51:00 <The_Baron> yeah but the dollar was worth more back then
51:00 <The_Baron> shit back then u could find a place in sydney for 50 bucks a week
51:00 <Atari> a computer back then was worth 1500 top of the line
51:00 <Bastardly_One> just about
52:00 <Atari> top of the line now is 1500
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> stupid lag crashed ma plane!
52:00 <Atari> it was not worth more the dollar
52:00 <Atari> wages were high
52:00 <The_Baron> my dad bought a 286 DX (OMG A MATHS CO PROCESSOR I KNOW) with 4 mb of ram
52:00 <The_Baron> back in 1988
52:00 <The_Baron> it cost 5 grand
52:00 <beehhh> sydney got taken over by asian millioniers
52:00 <Atari> no such thing as a 286 dx
52:00 <Atari> ffs
52:00 <The_Baron> it had a whopping 40 mb hard disk
52:00 <The_Baron> there is actually
52:00 <Atari> bullshit
52:00 <beehhh> i remember 286dx
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> man
53:00 <The_Baron> well i dunno if it was called a dx
53:00 <Atari> 286 did not even have a math co pro
53:00 <The_Baron> but it did have a maths co processor
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ever sit on the toilet for 30 mins fartin coz u drank so much tea
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
53:00 <Atari> google it
53:00 <The_Baron> my dad was using it for autocad
53:00 <Atari> dickweed
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima real moroccan now!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like a 486 dx
53:00 <Bastardly_One> to be honest
53:00 <The_Baron> yeah they did
53:00 <Bastardly_One> for autocad and shit
53:00 <Atari> autocad never existed on 286
53:00 <Atari> more lies
53:00 <Atari> lie on top of the lies please
53:00 <Atari> keep adding
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Atari
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> lays
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> on top of lays mmm
54:00 <The_Baron> HAH
54:00 <The_Baron> found one
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that does sound like the 486 dx though
54:00 <Atari> yes
54:00 <Atari> 486 dx 4/100
54:00 <Atari> and a 66
54:00 <The_Baron> nah there were 286's with math co processors
54:00 <Atari> 386 dx 2/50
54:00 <Atari> believe it or not
55:00 <The_Baron> u couldn't do 3d modelling with cad without a maths co processor back in the 80's
55:00 <Atari> 386 came out with the DX series
55:00 <Atari> The_Baron fuck up and shut up
55:00 <Atari> i already said that
55:00 <The_Baron> damn it, link keeps crashing
55:00 <Atari> dont protect the lies now
55:00 <The_Baron> I aint
55:00 <The_Baron> google it urself
55:00 <Atari> you talk shit
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Atari knows all
56:00 <Atari> i dont know shit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll get used to it The_Baron
56:00 <Bastardly_One> we know you don't
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you think you do though
56:00 <Atari> i aint a know it, like some of the lame noob fucktards that think they know it all in this room
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmm
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you are actually
56:00 <Atari> i dont know it all
56:00 <Atari> i learn everyday
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana eat but took my sedative..
57:00 <Atari> i know 20 year olds that know more than me
57:00 <Atari> and i am 47
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas, we don't care about your BF4
57:00 <beehhh> dirty deeds done dirt cheap
57:00 <Atari> so stfu
57:00 <megamanga> 47 jesus christ
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's as boring as me commentating my gaming
57:00 <Bastardly_One> please if I am like this in 3 yrs
57:00 <Bastardly_One> kill me
57:00 <Atari> lets move on with the computer challenge geek shit and who knows more please
57:00 <Bastardly_One> at 47 if i am like that
57:00 <Atari> and be friends
57:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo, it doesn't matter that u think ur right
57:00 <The_Baron> coz I know I am
57:00 <The_Baron> :D
57:00 <Atari> we all make mistakes baron
58:00 <The_Baron> it aint a mistake
58:00 <The_Baron> they did exist
58:00 <Atari> you made it with the 286
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> who said anythin bout bf4
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> besides u n me just then :P
58:00 <Atari> The_Baron, did you father exist in 1987 ?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ahem
58:00 <The_Baron> hahah
59:00 <Bastardly_One> google 286dx
59:00 <Bastardly_One> data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBhQSEBQUEhQVFBQUFRQVFRQXFBQVFRQVFRQVFRQUFRQXHCYeFxkjGRQUHy8gJCcpLCwsFR4xNTAqNSYrLCkBCQoKDgwOFw8PGiwcHBwpKSwpLCkpKSkpKSwsKSwpKSwpKSkpLCwpKSkpKSwsLCkpKSwsLCwpLCwsKSwsLCwsKf/AABEIAO8A0wMBIgACEQEDEQH/xAAbAAABBQEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACAAEDBAUGB//EAEsQAAIBAgIECAkKAwcDBQAAAAECAAMRBBIhMVGRBQYTQVJhktEUIjJicYGhscEVI0JTVGNyk9LhJIKiBzNzg7Kz8Baj4jRDRJTC/8QAGAEBAQEBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAECAwT/xAAdEQEAAg
59:00 <The_Baron> nah I was born in a test tube u twat
59:00 <Atari> what an answer
59:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
59:00 <The_Baron> is that more believable
59:00 <Atari> you are an idiot
59:00 <The_Baron> and no, It wasn't called a DX that was a lapse of memory
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that image is a hewit packard spectrum
59:00 <The_Baron> but it did have a math coprocessor
59:00 <The_Baron> like I said, u can't use CAD programs without one
59:00 <Atari> 4 mb eh ?
59:00 <Atari> fuck you talk shit
59:00 <Atari> what kind of ram btw ?
59:00 <The_Baron> I think it was 2, but it was ridic for its time
00:00 <Atari> bahhh
00:00 <Atari> not quick enough sorry
00:00 <Atari> google is your friend
00:00 <Atari> dipps and sipps
00:00 <Atari> you are a elite noob hacker i know
00:00 <Atari> right
00:00 <Atari> go suck a horses cock
00:00 <Atari> your on ignore
01:00 <simba> .......lmao
01:00 <megamanga> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1389286828398.jpg
01:00 <The_Baron> http://www.cpu-info.com/index2.php?mainid=286
01:00 <The_Baron> HA
01:00 <The_Baron> read that
01:00 <The_Baron> they did make a 286 with a math coproccessor
01:00 <The_Baron> it was called a 287
01:00 <The_Baron> :P
01:00 <The_Baron> but it was for a 286 motherboard
02:00 <The_Baron> and I'm done with that!
02:00 <johninjer>  and I realized that each emerging species represented life-matter-moving into its next higher vibration.
03:00 <simba> lsd
04:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIJGlTu5sEI
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: R.E.M. - Find The River ( Parallel Video Version ) (Oct 26, 2009) 3:51 - Category: Music - 404,048 views - 1,545 likes (99.6%), 6 dislikes (0.4%)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate people that take drugs
05:00 <Bastardly_One> especially police and customs
05:00 <Atari> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intel_80286
06:00 <Atari> but obviously he knows more than intel, he made intel
06:00 <The_Baron> didn't u just read what I wrote before
07:00 <The_Baron> it was called a 287 and could be mounted on some 286 motherboards
07:00 <beehhh> women are funny
07:00 <Atari> 80287 was a math co processor, it was not a cpu
07:00 <Atari> you dumb fuck
07:00 <The_Baron> yeah it would go on top of the 286 chip
07:00 <simba> calm down you old faggot
07:00 <simba> you are embarrassing yourself Atari
07:00 <The_Baron> ya silly billy
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <simba> fucken drunkard
08:00 <Atari> he is googling shit simba
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to say
08:00 <fawks> Yikes
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> out of curiosity Bastardly_One what is ur fav game dude?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> try fucking reading a link or two
08:00 <simba> no he isnt
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas, good question ... lemme think on that ...
08:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, that's hard
08:00 <Atari> simba, i am not being rude to you, i am not being vulgar to you, and i am not being profane to you
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> hehe
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> same
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Atari
09:00 <Atari> give it a rest
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> mine's still tmnt arcade ;) or mk 1
09:00 <Bastardly_One> how about try reading The_Baron's info
09:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of just trying to prove him wrong
09:00 <johninja> i'm not sure what happened 
09:00 <The_Baron>  Some special 286 CPU's were manufactured that had the possibility to mount the 287 on top.
09:00 <johninja> i leave for 5 minutes and all hell breaks loose
09:00 <The_Baron> that's from the link I put up
09:00 <beehhh> if I do get a phd scholarship then see not paying my money to come back
09:00 <beehhh> another light years to go
10:00 <thestig> BEEHHH you wont get anything other then aids
10:00 <simba> has a video game ever made you cry?
10:00 <The_Baron> and it was a 12mhz chip that was in it btw
10:00 <The_Baron> that I do remember
10:00 <beehhh> *correction =give
10:00 <Atari> the dumb fuck called it a 287 dx
10:00 <The_Baron> yeah that was a lapse of memory
11:00 <The_Baron> was more saying that it had a math coprocessor
12:00 <Atari> i should know, i bought it in 1984, and 2mb of ram was 200 bucks
12:00 <beehhh> nobody remains the same i used to know and things has changed overtime not many wanna know someone got beaten by the circumstances
12:00 <johninja> πιφάνεια
12:00 <beehhh> i'll hawl at my sorrow in a fullmoon nite
12:00 <johninja> lol
13:00 <johninja> who invented that squiggly language
13:00 <johninja> were you drunk or some shit?
13:00 <simba> is that greek for books?
13:00 <simba> no
13:00 <johninja> oh right thats where we got most of our letters from
13:00 <johninja> ok good point bro
13:00 <johninja> taken
13:00 <simba> bithania
14:00 <Atari> fark, the 80186 was to 2007
14:00 <johninja> yeh its greek i think
14:00 <Atari> didn't know that
14:00 <simba> Atari stop talking about computers and read that greek word
14:00 <Atari> learn something new everyday :P
14:00 <simba> i mean translate it
14:00 <simba> malaka
14:00 <johninja> Epiphany (Koine Greek: ἐπιφάνεια, epiphaneia, "manifestation", "striking appearance") 
14:00 <Atari> theophania
14:00 <megamanga> i wonder what that translates to strunzo
14:00 <simba> 2 late
14:00 <simba> just....
14:00 <Atari> or
14:00 <beehhh> irony is i've forseen it with full pleasure of redeemness to suffering is what lord wants from his soldier
14:00 <The_Baron> theosophy might come next
15:00 <johninja> yeh but i actually got the translation somewhat corect
15:00 <johninja> so that has to count 4 something
15:00 <Atari> theophany
15:00 <simba> theofanis gekas
15:00 <Atari> theo - phany
15:00 <The_Baron> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theosophy
15:00 <beehhh> the o funny
15:00 <Atari> Gods Prescense
15:00 <johninja> what do you call a greek falling down the stairs
15:00 <Atari> Or God is Present
15:00 <johninja> con decending
15:00 <Atari> something like that
16:00 <simba> con cum
16:00 <beehhh> now it is asians era in straya
16:00 <The_Baron> theophany, Phillip K Dick had one of those
16:00 <The_Baron> :P
16:00 <simba> greek porn star
16:00 <fawks> Lmao
16:00 <fawks> Con descending I get jt
16:00 <fawks> Ir
16:00 <fawks> Ndmxmxmxlxd
16:00 <The_Baron> the VALIS series was the shit
16:00 <simba> jt, lr, lr
16:00 <The_Baron> gotta re-read them 
16:00 <Atari> theosophia is the wisdom of god through theology
16:00 <simba> yep thanks Atari
16:00 <Atari> or through theologians
17:00 <beehhh> i like the new hercules hes cute
17:00 <johninja> theologians are mostly full of shit
17:00 <johninja> no heros of mine
17:00 <Atari> depends if their theology goes beyond the boundarys of nature
18:00 <Atari> a lot stick to genesis, genealogy
18:00 <Atari> gene alogy
18:00 <The_Baron> yet the genealogy of the book of genesis makes no sense
18:00 <The_Baron> who's fucking who?
18:00 <Atari> wisdom of life
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <Atari> wisdom of time
19:00 <Atari> wisdom of time and life
19:00 <Atari> it is too broadf
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <johninja> loseing arguement, must say something mundane
19:00 <beehhh> i'm an anthropologist and a philanthrophist
19:00 <Atari> and way to fucking complex
19:00 <The_Baron> genesis aint complex, it is just bullshit
19:00 <beehhh> combination of both
19:00 <beehhh> i ocassionally read history
19:00 <simba> youre a bullshit artist mirza
19:00 <johninja> truth is truth is truth
19:00 <The_Baron> the only thing u can gather is that a lot of dudes fucked eve and lillith
19:00 <Atari> biogenesis 
20:00 <johninja> real eyes realise real lies
20:00 <Atari> it really dont matter how you see it
20:00 <Atari> it comes down to this
20:00 <beehhh> i nearly lost my brain in oz
20:00 <Atari> confusion and chaos of the tiny miniscule human mind compared to the universe
20:00 <beehhh> herbs brought me back to life
21:00 <Atari> i made that up now
21:00 <beehhh> too much skata and grog
21:00 <beehhh> evil culture
21:00 <Atari> <Atari> confusion and chaos of the tiny miniscule human mind compared to the universe
21:00 <Atari> that was made up just now
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <beehhh> i still have part of my brain burnt
21:00 <simba> this is great
22:00 <Atari> we think we are the only intelligent species in the universe
22:00 <Atari> and that is that
22:00 <Atari> delusional
22:00 <Atari> deluded
22:00 <Atari> deranged
22:00 <simba> no we just dont know 
22:00 <beehhh> i think we are the most evil species on this universe
22:00 <Atari> we dont
22:00 <johninja> heh
22:00 <The_Baron> 5:15. And Malaleel lived sixty-five years and begot Jared.
22:00 <beehhh> i kill something we dont need
22:00 <johninja> a lot of people assume we do
22:00 <Atari> but we are deluded to think we do
22:00 <beehhh> animals are not like that
23:00 <Atari> because we are a part of it
23:00 <The_Baron> they never name the daughters
23:00 <johninja> wow 65 years and only one child
23:00 <Atari> that is why
23:00 <The_Baron> never
23:00 <beehhh> they only hunt for survival or food
23:00 <johninja> i see
23:00 <Atari> and think we have that right
23:00 <The_Baron> in all of the begatting they only say either a son or begat sons and daughters
23:00 <beehhh> but mankind kills for fun or revenge like culling sharks in WA
23:00 <johninja> what does it matter what we think in that regard
23:00 <johninja> it matters little to the life that does not or does exist
23:00 <beehhh> war in world
23:00 <The_Baron> well shit don't matter less you focus on it
24:00 <johninja> thoughts are only thoughts
24:00 <johninja> but beware, they become your actions
24:00 <beehhh> someone told me otherday that canada is very peaceful
24:00 <simba> wtf
24:00 <beehhh> is what you make most out of it
24:00 <simba> swapping booze for weed has done good john
24:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <johninja> yeah going through that week after a month long sesh wear your mind seems clearer than ever
25:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
25:00 <beehhh> i'm looking at it from different angle
25:00 <The_Baron> I'll smoke to that!
25:00 <johninja> its strange, i often feel quite serene hungover too
26:00 <johninja> even though i might have a headache and feel shit internally my brain seems to function better than ever
26:00 <The_Baron> not I
26:00 <The_Baron> I find great clarity after coming down of psychaedelics
26:00 <beehhh> cause none of us are stressing much
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
26:00 <johninja> yeah 
27:00 <beehhh> could have been a win-win
27:00 <simba> that period of clarity where u dont smoke is amazing
27:00 <The_Baron> especially if u've had a really fucking crazy full on soul crushing ego killing trip
27:00 <johninja> i think psychadelics help put shit in perspective too
27:00 <The_Baron> they sure do
27:00 <The_Baron> I really should be eating mushrooms more often
27:00 <beehhh> my question is not why but how
27:00 <simba> psychadelics should be mandatory every three months, like some psych check up but with your spirit
28:00 <johninja> lol
28:00 <johninja> yeh
28:00 <The_Baron> that's what I pretty much do
28:00 <The_Baron> actually less
28:00 <The_Baron> lately
28:00 <johninja> theres this dude that hates getting high but the mushies cure his migranes
28:00 <johninja> so he has t do it
28:00 <simba> cut down after u r on the way
28:00 <johninja> quite amusing
28:00 <The_Baron> yeah I actually read some research about how acid and mushrooms are good for migraines
28:00 <The_Baron> reall recently
28:00 <johninja> "oh great, i'm going to be tripping balls again, ttyl margerie":
28:00 <beehhh> http://www.denisgroup.net/images/brands/duchefL1.jpg
28:00 <beehhh> layers in brain
29:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <simba> i thought the link would be related
29:00 <The_Baron> aparantly there is a lysergic derivative that has the migraine relieving properties but without the psycoactive effect
29:00 <beehhh> in soup, in pasta in sanwich
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i look forward to root-a-mate day more
29:00 <beehhh> sammuch
29:00 <simba> dat knowledge
30:00 <johninja> Scientists Predict Lack of Honey Bees Will Lead to a Food Crisis
30:00 <johninja> :(
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want a sammuch
30:00 <beehhh> simba is another country boy like johninja
30:00 <johninja> hate to say i tolad a so but i fucking told a so
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea see that coming
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> 4am my butt
31:00 <The_Baron> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydroergotamine
31:00 <The_Baron> here it is
31:00 <johninja> "lets call it dave" "lol whatever dude, i'm calling mine Dihydroergotamine" "you are such a dick heff"
32:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
32:00 <beehhh> too many foreigners are claiming to be settle in oz thats where i get lag behind
33:00 <johninja> (2R,4R,7R)-N-[(1S,2S,4R,7S)-7-benzyl-2-hydroxy-4-methyl-5,8-dioxo-3-oxa-6,9-diazatricyclo[7.3.0.02,6]dodecan-4-yl]-6-methyl-6,11-diazatetracyclo[7.6.1.02,7.012,16]hexadeca-1(16),9,12,14-tetraene-4-carboxamide
33:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
33:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder how long ago I packed this cone?
33:00 <johninja> lol
33:00 <beehhh> my aunt offered me shelter and promised me to sell her home to send me off to canada how sweet of her
33:00 <johninja> i was doing that heaps
33:00 <Bastardly_One> guess I better smoke it
33:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
33:00 <johninja> packing cones and leaving them sitting there
33:00 <The_Baron> I got one half packed here
33:00 <The_Baron> lol
33:00 <johninja> i would get distracted 
34:00 <The_Baron> thanks for the reminder
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I got distracted by nice arse
34:00 <Bastardly_One> seems to be the day for it
34:00 <Bastardly_One> remember the dealer and I story earlier?
34:00 <johninja> yeah i'm fucked
34:00 <beehhh> i had a mad pull before
34:00 <The_Baron> I gotta get something more cerebreal tommorow
34:00 <johninja> no wonder i was so shit at school
34:00 <johninja> yeh
34:00 <Bastardly_One> we nearly broke our necks perving today
34:00 <The_Baron> eiether some Sour Diesel or superskunk
34:00 <beehhh> i cant sleep without having a pull
34:00 <Atari> simba, lets meet and mull one up
34:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder we forgot moeny
34:00 <johninja> i have an urge for snorting a bit of gear eh
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *money
34:00 <johninja> havn't for years
35:00 <johninja> just want that little drip down the back of your nose
35:00 <johninja> mmm
35:00 <beehhh> blokes are better women take things seriously
35:00 <beehhh> this girl owes me 20bucks i bought her groceries but she helped me in test
35:00 <Bastardly_One> always suspected beehhh was gay in denial
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fighting it
35:00 <johninja> i dunno if he even fights it to be honest
36:00 <johninja> unless you count by looking at tranny porn
36:00 <johninja> which is a pretty bad way of stoppingit
36:00 <The_Baron> from what I know, dudes who fuck trannies are usually just afraid of women
36:00 <beehhh> im bi, i like women for sex but i like trannies for love
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <simba> mull one what up Atari i thought you didnt smoke
36:00 <simba> <beehhh> simba is another country boy like johninja - hahahahahahahahahahah
36:00 <simba> im such a city faggot
36:00 <simba> im 10 mins from the CBD my whole life
37:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, same as he doesn't do drugs but will buy boxes of anti psychotics off Excessive and I for $100 a box
37:00 <johninja> i dunno man, i saw you guys kill a mouse once
37:00 <beehhh> what city was that simba
37:00 <johninja> thats not a bad effort
37:00 <Bastardly_One> if we want
37:00 <simba> you know i live in adelaide
37:00 <simba> lol Bastardly_One
37:00 <simba> i just want the truth Atari 
37:00 <beehhh> 100 needles a box i used to have
37:00 <johninja> why would anyone buy anti-psychs?
37:00 <simba> u r an enigma wrapped in dental floss
37:00 <The_Baron> lol
37:00 <johninja> its not like its oxycotton
38:00 <Atari> http://www.jeremyriad.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/FutureFossils-joystick.jpg
38:00 <The_Baron> lol oxycotton
38:00 <Atari> for you all
38:00 <The_Baron> I know some ppl enjoy midazolam
38:00 <beehhh> lol simba adealide is a country town
38:00 <johninja> i havn't really tried them
38:00 <simba> dont tell me about my own city 
38:00 <johninja> i don't intend to
38:00 <beehhh> unley or fullerton or glengully
38:00 <beehhh> which crn are ya
38:00 <johninja> would actually rather trust a bikers speed than a pharmacutical company
39:00 <beehhh> do u know optus building sir brandman rd
39:00 <beehhh> bradman
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <simba> my suburb is considered http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upper_middle_class
39:00 <johninja> lol is beehhh naming random streets he can remember in a poor attempt to fit in?
39:00 <simba> i am gay
39:00 <The_Baron>  Idunno
39:00 <The_Baron> I got him on ignore
39:00 <johninja> nice
39:00 <johninja> i used to 
39:00 <johninja> not sure why i stopped
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Simba, Nth Terrace?
40:00 <simba> Warmer
40:00 <The_Baron> he never has anything to contribute to a convo
40:00 <johninja> true
40:00 <beehhh> south terrece is full of brothels
40:00 <johninja> in fact he often detracts from the convo
40:00 <The_Baron> all he does is bitch about being deported or wank on about shit he has no real idea about
40:00 <johninja> Groundhog day shit
40:00 <beehhh> i fucked simba's wife once
40:00 <The_Baron> yeah but Bill Murray was loveable
41:00 <johninja> lol
41:00 <johninja> true
41:00 <johninja> fuck
41:00 <johninja> he did this coffee and ciggarettes sketch show
41:00 <johninja> pretty funny
41:00 <simba> that was actually me in drag mirza
41:00 <beehhh> i lost my virginity in straya with an aussie hooker from stkilda back in 96
42:00 <simba> ill add that to the trivia, thanks
42:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3Xac6ux2vY 
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Coffee and Cigarettes Delirium Recut (Jul 29, 2007) 3:11 - Category: Comedy - 105,838 views - 275 likes (81.1%), 64 dislikes (18.9%)
42:00 <beehhh> i fucked her twice
42:00 <johninja> Wu Tang clan members RZA and GZA, and Bill Murray talk it up in a re-edited scene, satirizing a segment of Jim Jarmusch's film.
42:00 <beehhh> she was a milf
42:00 <simba> oh rad i remember that picture of bill murray with them and it was like wtf
42:00 <simba> never found out the source
43:00 <johninja> bill motherfucking ghostbuster murray
43:00 <beehhh> we both light up a fagt after sex i was only 21 and she probably 35
43:00 <simba> Jim Jarmusch he has some films pandas told me to get
43:00 <beehhh> 19
44:00 <beehhh> i was 19
44:00 <johninja> lol gza
44:00 <The_Baron> oh he did Dead Man right?
44:00 <simba> yease
44:00 <beehhh> my first sex was with an aussie sezza
44:00 <simba> beehhh have you ever killed someone
44:00 <beehhh> never
45:00 <johninja> only other users of boredom
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
45:00 <johninja> which is manslaughter at best
45:00 <beehhh> even if I did not intentionally
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ^ :(
46:00 <beehhh> must of been on phsicotic drugs
46:00 <johninja> oh yeah
46:00 <johninja> you know how you are having a convo with someone and something comes up and you don't know the answer 
46:00 <The_Baron> fuck still haven't packed this cone fully
46:00 <The_Baron> I blame u lot!
46:00 <johninja> and then like 2 weeks later you randomly find out the answer
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <beehhh> i used to raise parrots when i was kid and pdgions
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I still haven't smoked that cone that is packed either
46:00 <Bastardly_One> am about to this second
46:00 <The_Baron> brb
46:00 <johninja> so...it turns out people with colour blindness can drive in most countrys
47:00 <beehhh> used to feed musseli to babes
47:00 <johninja> i think romania is one where you can't
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah my bro in law is
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and has one eye too
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the other is glass
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and he drives
47:00 <johninja> dayum
47:00 <beehhh> i get lost in thoughts and lost in time 
48:00 <johninja> i had to drive my mates car because he was drunk
48:00 <johninja> i didn't realise at the time i was dxrunk too
48:00 <johninja> fucking fall guy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking gross when he pulls his eye out though
48:00 <johninja> oh he does that
48:00 <johninja> ahaha
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he had cancer in the eye as a child
48:00 <johninja> yeah man
48:00 <johninja> eep
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and it needs refitting
48:00 <megamanga> give you 50 bucks if you teabag his prosthetic eye when he isnt looking
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so sometimes it gets fuckity on him
48:00 <Bastardly_One> 100 and you're on
49:00 <megamanga> nahhh for 100 youd need to take a photo
49:00 <beehhh> time for bed
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I could give him some cones later today when I see him
49:00 <johninja> i knew this chickj with a glass eye
49:00 <johninja> and she would talk to you
49:00 <johninja> but because the eye was a bit off
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and that'll make him pass out quick
49:00 <johninja> you think she was talking to someone else
49:00 <johninja> and there was this wier4d silence
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same as him sometimes
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but I get that with FOUR eyes
49:00 <johninja> haha
49:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently I look past people
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ask me and I'm looking right at them
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but apparently not
49:00 <The_Baron> I so thought someone was gonna mention skull fucking by now
49:00 <The_Baron> I was mistaken
50:00 <The_Baron> no I wasn't..I JUST DID
50:00 <The_Baron> :D
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ...
50:00 <johninja> you know somethign i can't unsee? most peoples faces are quite different on each side
50:00 <johninja> some more than others
50:00 <The_Baron> u know what wigs me out
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they are actually
50:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
50:00 <The_Baron> chicks who have look real pretty on their profile
50:00 <The_Baron> but they turn around and...OMFG KILL IT
50:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooh ... I always make sure I get pics not on the profile
51:00 <Bastardly_One> alway
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and google image search the main profile pics
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> if they're too hot
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fake
51:00 <The_Baron> or those chicks who have a great top half
51:00 <Bastardly_One> 8 times out of 10
51:00 <The_Baron> great face, tits , whatnot
51:00 <The_Baron> but u realise they are better coming than going
51:00 <The_Baron> DAT ASS :S
51:00 <Bastardly_One> sure you have to like the package
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but give me a brain over outright hot damn!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> any day
52:00 <The_Baron> like her colon inhaled a beachball
52:00 <The_Baron> I aint actually that fussy
52:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're female and have a good rapport with me and are intelligent
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm there
52:00 <The_Baron> I just like a bit of proportion
52:00 <johninja> eah
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I am pretty damn fussy and I can't afford to be :P
52:00 <johninja> i like smart
53:00 <johninja> but not TOO smart
53:00 <Bastardly_One> smart gets me all the time
53:00 <Bastardly_One> wit especially
53:00 <The_Baron> I used to love fucking alternasluts
53:00 <Bastardly_One> like that damn Maurice bitch
53:00 <Bastardly_One> she cracks me up ... very witty
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> rage time
53:00 <The_Baron> chicks who will do ya coz u can consume heaps of acid and paint penis monsters on their walls
54:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1288_107830565017_2886_n.jpg
54:00 <The_Baron> this chick was one of them
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hippy feral sluts you mean
54:00 <The_Baron> nah, not so much hippies
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> chicks will do you cause you walk around like you're packin ten inches bruh
54:00 <johninja> i used to talk to this one chick that was incredibly smart but she often used it fuck with you
54:00 <The_Baron> u will see exactly what I mean with that pic
54:00 <The_Baron> :P
54:00 <johninja> and not always in a good way
54:00 <johninja> so yeh not TOO smart
54:00 <The_Baron> hahaha PandasDontDrive
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> Always have another Plan B.
55:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, this chick, she paid me to paint her walls, then fucks me
55:00 <The_Baron> it was sweet
55:00 <simba> another plan B ie. plan c
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
55:00 <simba> plan B.2
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <The_Baron> and I mean paint em with crazy as shit
55:00 <[sh4dz]_work> time for a pipe XD
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> the movie
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> Plan beehhh.2: Escape from Christmas Island
56:00 <johninja> cool The_Baron
56:00 <[sh4dz]_work> LOL
56:00 <[sh4dz]_work> XD
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
56:00 <The_Baron> lol
56:00 <[sh4dz]_work> HEya man
56:00 <johninja> she looks like she would go off
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> sarp
56:00 <The_Baron> aah GODDAMN IT
56:00 <johninja> nice pink nips?
56:00 <The_Baron> still aint smoked this cone
56:00 <The_Baron> okay here I go
56:00 <[sh4dz]_work> chiln
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <johninja> it will be 4:20 soon 
56:00 <Atari> The_Baron, in 100-200 or so years, nobody will get to see a physical 286, touch it, smell it, use it, or whatever, you got to see it, and use, to those in the future it will be just history, think yourself lucky and a pioneer, fuck you :)
56:00 <[sh4dz]_work> that reminds me brb
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol k
57:00 <johninja> Atari is seeking revenge
57:00 <BlackDevil> 'Dance Moms' Star -- ARRESTED For Cat-Fighting Abby Lee Miller.
57:00 <johninja> it took him an hour to come up with that
57:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
57:00 <The_Baron> yet my fondest memory of that 286 was that it ran Prince Of Persia like a boss
57:00 <The_Baron> :P
57:00 <Atari> eat those words
57:00 <Atari> oh elite one
58:00 <Atari> and many did not get to see it in this day and age
58:00 <johninja> i couldn't play prince of persia now
58:00 <johninja> too many arabs
58:00 <Atari> you did
58:00 <The_Baron> lol 
58:00 <megamanga> i had one
58:00 <megamanga> i threw it in the trash like 3 years ago
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got the PoP trilogy
58:00 <Bastardly_One> for the PS3
58:00 <Atari> and in my day, not many got to see it or use it
58:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't played it once
58:00 <Bastardly_One> someone got it for me as a present
58:00 <johninja> yeah the last one looked pretty cool
58:00 <johninja> never got around to getting it though
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I might one day
58:00 <Atari> so i think that makes us both even
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the first three
58:00 <Atari> that all fucking knowledge is shared
58:00 <The_Baron> 8086 chips were the plebes processor back then
58:00 <Bastardly_One> the original trilogy in HD
58:00 <The_Baron> :P
59:00 <Atari> you aint an inventor of shit, and so am i
59:00 <The_Baron> fuck got distracted again
59:00 <johninja> Atari is trying to go for a stalemate now
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <johninja> very determined not to lose this arguement
59:00 <johninja> even though he already lost it ages ago
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I packed another cone finally
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but dunno when I'll get to smoke it
59:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe now
00:00 <Bastardly_One> if Atari is gonna start
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he drives anyone to drugs
00:00 <johninja> there's worse 
00:00 <johninja> but yeh
00:00 <Atari> the only invention man has ever made with a lot of mind to it, believe it or not
00:00 <Atari> isssss
00:00 <Atari> bread
00:00 <Atari> think about it
00:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <johninja> man can not live on bread alone
01:00 <The_Baron> I have this theory about bread and the development of human conciousness
01:00 <The_Baron> bread was the first real food of civilised peoples
01:00 <Atari> who the fuck thought wheat would become bread
01:00 <The_Baron> and what does mouldy barley produce?
01:00 <The_Baron> claviceps purpurea
01:00 <johninja> heh real food
01:00 <The_Baron> which is ergot
01:00 <johninja> eating grains has done more harm for us than good apparently
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh The_Baron
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you need this book called
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Food of the Gods
02:00 <Bastardly_One> goes into shit like that
02:00 <johninja> heh The_Baron
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hallucingens
02:00 <johninja> i see where you are going there
02:00 <The_Baron> I have flicked through that actually B1
02:00 <Atari> eat more bread
02:00 <The_Baron> yeah, I think accidental ergotism affected our evolution
02:00 <Atari> and shit more
02:00 <The_Baron> that's pretty much all I was getting at
02:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you're actually kind of right
02:00 <Bastardly_One> going by that book
02:00 <johninja> yes get some more carbs into you Atari
02:00 <johninja> always a good idea
02:00 <The_Baron> it's one aspect
02:00 <Atari> asus sucks btw
03:00 <The_Baron> psilocybe would also have been commonly ingested when found and hungry enough
03:00 <Atari> fuckig hate dis lappy
03:00 <The_Baron> then the realisation "this shit is good"
03:00 <simba> the asus transformer tabs are sweet tho
03:00 <johninja> mmm sugary spongey stuff that takes ages to break down and makes me fat and lethargic
03:00 <The_Baron> the maztec tribes called magic mushrooms mana
03:00 <The_Baron> which translates as "what is it?"
04:00 <Bastardly_One> either way
04:00 <johninja> did you put mayans and aztects together as maztec?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
04:00 <johninja> or typo?
04:00 <The_Baron> nope
04:00 <johninja> ah
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I think there's like 5 cones left in this bowl
04:00 <The_Baron> it's another grouping altogether
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm freaking out :P
04:00 <johninja> i see
04:00 <Bastardly_One> need to make another mix
04:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG the bowl will empty!
04:00 <johninja> relax man
05:00 <johninja> the weed will still be there to chop when you are done
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that was my point doofus
05:00 <johninja> stressed out stoner
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I've plenty in the bowl
05:00 <Bastardly_One> why make another mix?
05:00 <The_Baron> and correction it was Mazatec
05:00 <Bastardly_One> at 5am?
05:00 <The_Baron> whoops
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... am gonna
05:00 <johninja> it was poor sarcasm then
05:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooo brb
05:00 <Atari> for when you wake up Bastardly_One
05:00 <Atari> you lazy fuck
06:00 <Bastardly_One> well duh Atari
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but brb anyway
06:00 <The_Baron> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazatec_people
06:00 <The_Baron> their shamans were mainly women
06:00 <Atari> smoke one all green
06:00 <Atari> one cone
06:00 <johninja> why waste it
06:00 <Atari> see how he likes it
06:00 <johninja> cool The_Baron
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not wasting it actually
06:00 <johninja> i think i have seen those dudes before
07:00 <Bastardly_One> less spin should make you want less cones
07:00 <The_Baron> nah, but it takes a bit of getting used to smoking straight green
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and stay stoned for longer
07:00 <johninja> they killed this lama to bring the rains
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah brb
07:00 <The_Baron> especially if u got real resinous weed
07:00 <johninja> hmm
07:00 <johninja> i chop like 1/4 
07:00 <johninja> for the burn
07:00 <Atari> you want it really dry to smoke it straight
07:00 <Atari> so that it almost crumbles
07:00 <The_Baron> weed should never be bone dry
07:00 <Atari> in your fingers
08:00 <The_Baron> should only be dry enough for small stem snap
08:00 <Atari> not totally
08:00 <johninja> this shit dried out on me
08:00 <The_Baron> 10% moisture is ideal
08:00 <johninja> but i did have 2 oz
08:00 <johninja> to be expected
08:00 <johninja> i left the big buds until last
08:00 <johninja> so wasn't that bad
08:00 <The_Baron> yeah I always save my crows for last 
08:00 <Atari> i got 100 pounds stashed in a vacummed sealed bag from 2 years ago
08:00 <johninja> wasa bit on the moist side when bought
08:00 <The_Baron> crowns*
08:00 <johninja> yeh lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of why I buy in weekly amounts
08:00 <johninja> had a fair bit of keff in it
09:00 <johninja> like leafy shit and buds
09:00 <The_Baron> I never buy more than a half at a time
09:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than a full bag and shit
09:00 <johninja> smoked all that in joints mainly
09:00 <The_Baron> otherwise more I buy, more I smoke
09:00 <johninja> yeah i don't know anyone here :(
09:00 <Atari> i had it flown in from columbia
09:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I can ration if need be
09:00 <The_Baron> last time I bought a ounce, I smoked a quarter on the first day
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but it won't dry out either
09:00 <johninja> well the ones i do know don't really like me that much
09:00 <johninja> abos
09:00 <Atari> it was dropped off halfway NZ and AUS
09:00 <Atari> and we picked it up
10:00 <The_Baron> why would ya import colombian weed?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
10:00 <johninja> are you telling lies on the internet?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> OH
10:00 <Bastardly_One> OH!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> true story this one
10:00 <Atari> rofl
10:00 <Bastardly_One> before I mull up
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and before I forget
10:00 <Atari> lying
10:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a chick on austnet who got jailed for 18mths
10:00 <Atari> anyway
10:00 <Bastardly_One> trying to import
10:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 TONNE
10:00 <Bastardly_One> of pot from PNG
10:00 <Bastardly_One> via boat
11:00 <johninja> south america to aus from the west coast of south america would be a fucking boring trip
11:00 <The_Baron> yeah heaps of PNG gold in Darwin
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you know her johninja
11:00 <The_Baron> or last time I was there
11:00 <Atari> you could do it but Bastardly_One
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Wookie
11:00 <johninja> i think i may have heard about that Bastardly_One
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that fat troll from Brisbane
11:00 <Atari> put the weed in a hard plastic container and seal it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Wookie-Stroker
11:00 <Atari> so water cannot go in
11:00 <johninja> ohhh 
11:00 <johninja> yeah
11:00 <johninja> thats where i heard it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and
11:00 <johninja> got done for conspiracy to import
11:00 <Bastardly_One> her MUM organised it
12:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
12:00 <Atari> then tie heavyweights to it so it sinks 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and got her and her bf the major raps
12:00 <Atari> tie it to the boat
12:00 <johninja> thats so lame
12:00 <Atari> and come in
12:00 <johninja> just take all the heat you dumb fuyck
12:00 <Atari> they wont know shit
12:00 <johninja> no point bringing your own daughter down too
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they had a NZ contact in ... Adelaide
12:00 <Bastardly_One> but two TONNE?
12:00 <Atari> dude, it can be done
12:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck were they thinking they were gonna hide that shit?
12:00 <johninja> yeah that would happen
12:00 <The_Baron> PNG has some nice bush I must admit
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't know these people
13:00 <johninja> in a shipping container
13:00 <Atari> put it in a container that is air tight
13:00 <The_Baron> even the seeded shit can hit 15% thc
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they're like houso scum
13:00 <johninja> shit lie that happens all the time
13:00 <Atari> then you tie a rope to the container
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and even houso scum wouldn't like to be associated with them
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they're dregs
13:00 <Atari> tie the container to a boat
13:00 <Bastardly_One> they've no connections to really do such a thing
13:00 <Atari> drop the container in the ocean and it it should sink with weights
13:00 <johninja> how were they planning to pay for two tonnes of weed?
13:00 <johninja> and really
14:00 <johninja> you don't need to leave aus to get that
14:00 <Atari> it will still be tied to the boat
14:00 <Atari> and just sail in
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know the full story John
14:00 <The_Baron> a pound of PNG gold only costs 150 bucks in PNG
14:00 <Bastardly_One> she's one of those people I look down upon to be honest
14:00 <The_Baron> I'd imagine 2 tonnes would get a good price break
14:00 <johninja> i guess it could be cheaper to import
14:00 <johninja> as strange as that sounds
14:00 <Atari> you could even cut the rope at a good enough depth for divers to get it
14:00 <Atari> Bastardly_One
14:00 <Atari> get it now 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> PNG gold ... I got up until 4th gen out of 2 seeds
15:00 <The_Baron> I bred with it once
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ever had Hawaii tiger shit?
15:00 <The_Baron> crossed it with a blue mountain jamaican
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's literally black and orange
15:00 <Bastardly_One> so smooth you can't taste it
15:00 <The_Baron> nah
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but 2 pipes and you're dead
15:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you're like
15:00 <Bastardly_One> am I stoned yet?
15:00 <The_Baron> only hawaiin strains I've had were kahuna and maui wowie
15:00 <Bastardly_One> WHOA!
16:00 <johninja> there's only really 2 types of weed for me, good weed and bad weed
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck yessssssssssssssh I'm stoned
16:00 <Bastardly_One> it's literally black and orange as I said
16:00 <The_Baron> the strongest weed I ever had was black congo
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the black makes it look dubious a fuck
16:00 <The_Baron> 3 cones made me pass out for 12 hours
16:00 <Bastardly_One> *as fuck
16:00 <The_Baron> never had anything come close to that in terms of narcosis on weed
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's similar to this I am talking about
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but a more mellow narcosis
17:00 <The_Baron> I reckon it is some other terpene or cannabinoid that does it
17:00 <The_Baron> it can't be thc and cbd/cbn alone
17:00 <johninja> sometimes getting fucking planted like that isn't always great anayways
18:00 <johninja> i'd prefer something more mellow and light tbh
18:00 <The_Baron> nah the congo black was just straight up fuck u up
18:00 <The_Baron> had heroin junkies sayin it was better than smack
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <johninja> yeah i can imagine that
18:00 <Bastardly_One> a narcosis can be as strong as opiates for some though
18:00 <johninja> narcotics
18:00 <Bastardly_One> this was a nice mellow narcotic weed
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so smooth you had no idea you were smoking it
19:00 <The_Baron> my fave strain of all time though is Bubbleberry X yumboldt
19:00 <Bastardly_One> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
19:00 <The_Baron> totally euphoric/happy high and long lasting
19:00 <Bastardly_One> this fucking possum is stressing me out!
19:00 <johninja> yeah the long lasting is what you want
19:00 <johninja> easy in easy out
19:00 <The_Baron> I aint into super smooth though, I like a good bit of lung expansion
19:00 <The_Baron> get that thc tickle in the lungs
19:00 <The_Baron> love that!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
20:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/q71/1521480_10152907046135942_407133088_n.jpg
20:00 <The_Baron> troo 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess that's why ( I don't show it in here too much ) people think I'm smart
21:00 <johninja> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I just think I'm mental as all fuck
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, this time really brb
21:00 <johninja> that was pretty epic
21:00 <johninja> pietesque
22:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
22:00 <Bastardly_One> take that back!
22:00 <johninja> lol
22:00 <johninja> yeah bit harsh
22:00 <Bastardly_One> or I'll hax0r you on my return!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it certainly was!
22:00 <johninja> redacted
22:00 <Bastardly_One> danke
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand really brb
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite guys
23:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/1530522_10152242560481042_630214663_n.jpg 
23:00 <johninja> dali
23:00 <johninja> i'll bet he was a total fuckwit irl
23:00 <johninja> from what i can gather
23:00 <johninja> arrogant
24:00 <The_Baron> prolly
24:00 <The_Baron> well he had the genius to be arrogant
24:00 <johninja> i guess so
24:00 <johninja> that doesn't mean you have to be
24:00 <The_Baron> well no
24:00 <The_Baron> but its hard not to be when most of your contemporaries don't even come close
24:00 <johninja> yeah
24:00 <johninja> how could they
24:00 <johninja> they still can't
24:00 <johninja> not really
25:00 <The_Baron> there are some excellent surrealist artists these days
25:00 <johninja> https://www.google.com.au/search?num=10&hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&q=giger&oq=giger&gs_l=img.3..0l10.2247.5102.0.5195.9.8.0.0.0.0.796.1310.5-1j1.2.0...0.0.vjAJ8tZI0Gg&biw=779&bih=403&sei=t2fuT8W2G-eyiQf8_8iqDQ 
25:00 <johninja> like that guy?
25:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFdr7jE68Oo
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dubmarine - Beat In Control FILM CLIP (Mar 7, 2013) 2:30 - Category: Music - 7,231 views - 50 likes (96.2%), 2 dislikes (3.8%)
25:00 <The_Baron> totally forgot about this band
26:00 <Bastardly_One> damn I heart my coffee grinder
26:00 <The_Baron> damn I need one
26:00 <johninja> the thing is though The_Baron
26:00 <johninja> so many of them were influenced by dali
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Big W
26:00 <The_Baron> giger is the shit
26:00 <johninja> so you can't really claim them to bet superior
26:00 <Bastardly_One> 33 bucks mine cost
26:00 <The_Baron> have u ever seen a pic of giger?
26:00 <johninja> illuminati
26:00 <The_Baron> he looks like one of his own paintings
26:00 <The_Baron> it's freaky
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <johninja> yeh there is one right there
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he does
27:00 <johninja> the thing i don't like
27:00 <johninja> is he doesn't seem to step away from that
27:00 <The_Baron> http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=J3yKIlVfHprnmM&tbnid=kJNSAOyyKm0FTM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fde.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FHansruedi_Giger&ei=AerOUpjjHcihkAWFwoCoDg&bvm=bv.59026428,d.dGI&psig=AFQjCNHJBDB0fCRYi01nQoP7YR6XXO-oCA&ust=1389378425584760
27:00 <The_Baron> u twisted looking scary fucking swiss cunt
28:00 <The_Baron> he has his signature style
28:00 <johninja> mind you i guess most don't leave their comfort zone once they have found it
28:00 <johninja> i just foun 90% of his poaintings to be the same@giger
28:00 <The_Baron> I wish I could remember the name of that piece he did with the morphing baby heads
28:00 <Bastardly_One> what's interesting is how many animations he's done too
28:00 <The_Baron> when u look at it, the faces look like they are grimacing and moving
29:00 <Bastardly_One> like band video clips and shit
29:00 <johninja> https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRGHop8w1Iw9yHIHrd0PrFj3FAWqDJs7y5PyL4ex30mkqNJJnR-7A 
29:00 <johninja> that 1
29:00 <johninja> ?
29:00 <The_Baron> THAT'S IT
29:00 <johninja> :)
29:00 <The_Baron> yeah, I actually had that print done as a full jumpsuit hoodie
29:00 <The_Baron> and got a mask made to look like one of the baby faces
29:00 <johninja> wow
29:00 <The_Baron> used to freak the fuck outta ppl at doofs
29:00 <johninja> that would look gr8
29:00 <The_Baron> it did
30:00 <The_Baron> it got totally fucked when I went to metal for the brain though
30:00 <The_Baron> tore it up in the moshpit
30:00 <The_Baron> :/
30:00 <johninja> damn
30:00 <johninja> shit aint made to last forever
30:00 <The_Baron> nah it aint
30:00 <johninja> atachment to material goods
31:00 <The_Baron> if I ever have the money, I will do it again
31:00 <johninja> yeah man
31:00 <johninja> do a bunch
31:00 <johninja> you could sell them for heaps
31:00 <The_Baron> yeah I used to be a collector of shit like comics and cards
31:00 <johninja> same
31:00 <The_Baron> then yeah, after a while
31:00 <johninja> i have heaps of cards
31:00 <The_Baron> I just couldn't give a fuck
31:00 <johninja> man i used to have lots of trkets and shit too
31:00 <The_Baron> gave away most of my shit
31:00 <The_Baron> sold some of it
31:00 <johninja> like statues of gods and shit
31:00 <The_Baron> and never looked back
31:00 <johninja> one day i just put all that shit in a box and put in the spare rtoom
31:00 <johninja> it clutters your life
31:00 <The_Baron> indeed
33:00 <johninja> we buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like
33:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
33:00 <johninja> such a cool quote
33:00 <johninja> hi PassionFruitGirl 
34:00 <johninja> interesting nick
34:00 <johninja> PFG
35:00 <johninja> frankly my darling, i couldn't give a damn
35:00 <The_Baron> haha
35:00 <bLuE_DiAmONd> Lol
36:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/q71/1521610_610489895690399_1488654468_n.jpg 
38:00 <johninja> THE father of a Pakistani teenager killed after tackling a suicide bomber has hailed his son for saving "hundreds'' of lives through his bravery.
38:00 <johninja> what a little champ
38:00 <johninja> RIP bro
39:00 <johninja> His father Mujahid Ali Bangash, 55, said he felt not sadness but pride at his son's death.
39:00 <johninja> ;'(
39:00 <johninja> "I will be even more than happy if my second son also sacrifices his life for the country.''
39:00 <johninja> lol you go too far
39:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
40:00 <The_Baron> maybe he secretly doesn't want kids
40:00 <johninja> yeh lol
40:00 <johninja> now his other son has a shitload to live up too
40:00 <The_Baron> yeah poor cunt
42:00 <The_Baron> yep that time of the morning, listenin to some Slipmatt cheese
42:00 <johninja> listening to my fan drone
42:00 <johninja> mm
42:00 <[sh4dz]_work> I GOTTA RING FRANCE
43:00 <[sh4dz]_work> RANG SCOTLAND YESTERDAY
43:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
43:00 <[sh4dz]_work> LOL
43:00 <johninja> can you understand the scottish?
43:00 <[sh4dz]_work> JUST
43:00 <johninja> i imagine it would be even worse over the phone
43:00 <[sh4dz]_work> HEAVY ACCENT DUDE FARK
43:00 <johninja> haha yeh
43:00 <johninja> they are bad
44:00 <johninja> lots of scottish soccer managers
44:00 <[sh4dz]_work> heh
44:00 <johninja> and they give post match interviews
44:00 <johninja> if they have a bad game sometimes its all just jargon
44:00 <johninja> in a heavy scoittish accent
44:00 <The_Baron> glaswegians talk like they got a mouth full of beans
44:00 <Bastardly_One> depends
44:00 <johninja> bye then
44:00 <[sh4dz]_work> snob
45:00 <Bastardly_One> a woman I talk to from glasgow in skype a bit seems easily enough understood
45:00 <johninja> lol yeh
45:00 <[sh4dz]_work> fuckin snob bitch
45:00 <johninja> "ugh people are talking in here, lame"
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that could of been Sevi ... aka Vamperella
45:00 <[sh4dz]_work> they join irc
45:00 <The_Baron> she must be more upper class
45:00 <[sh4dz]_work> and dont even say1 word
45:00 <[sh4dz]_work> fancy that
45:00 <The_Baron> the lower class glaswegians have accents as thick as a brick sandwich
45:00 <Bastardly_One> she has an iinet IP
45:00 <[sh4dz]_work> ps are we being relayed
45:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, she is *lol* ... right up herself too
45:00 <[sh4dz]_work> internet relay chat
45:00 <johninja> cbf stalking her
45:00 <[sh4dz]_work> irc
46:00 <The_Baron> haahah
46:00 <johninja> one way to stop creepy internet guys stalking you is to be quite ugly
46:00 <The_Baron> up themselves bitches
46:00 <The_Baron> aint got time for them
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol john
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't say it was
46:00 <The_Baron> now for some SHITMAT
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the food connection in the name
46:00 <The_Baron> gabber in da morning, FUCK MY SELECTAH
46:00 <[sh4dz]_work> omg look at this blob in the sweet puff pipe ! woohoo!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the IP being iinet
47:00 <Bastardly_One> blah blah blah
47:00 <[sh4dz]_work> guna gte some weed this morning
47:00 <Bastardly_One> care factor zero really
47:00 <johninja> i don't get shads lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> just being a gossping mole
47:00 <johninja> one minute he sounds like he is broke and on the dole
47:00 <johninja> nek minute he is spending 7k on something
47:00 <[sh4dz]_work> lol
47:00 <[sh4dz]_work> rains cash
48:00 <[sh4dz]_work> i got 10k
48:00 <The_Baron> u dealing shard dude?
48:00 <The_Baron> :P
48:00 <[sh4dz]_work> in 1 account
48:00 <[sh4dz]_work> nup
48:00 <[sh4dz]_work> i used to deal weed
48:00 <johninja> what did you do for 25?
48:00 <[sh4dz]_work> huh
48:00 <johninja> i see
48:00 <[sh4dz]_work> 25
48:00 <[sh4dz]_work> work me cunt out
49:00 <[sh4dz]_work> blood sweat and tears
49:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/shitmat/chill-out
49:00 <The_Baron> hahaha this track
49:00 <The_Baron> fucking THIS track
49:00 <[sh4dz]_work> toke brb
49:00 <Bastardly_One> pffffffffffft at you faggots that have to move to have a smoke
49:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I don't miss that
49:00 <johninja> haha
50:00 <johninja> yeh fuck
50:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
50:00 <johninja> i smoke cigs at the pc
50:00 <[sh4dz]_work> same
50:00 <[sh4dz]_work> i go out sometimes
50:00 <johninja> probably better for me if i DID smoke outside tbh
50:00 <The_Baron> I only allow only weed in the house now
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually prefer to smoke outside the house
50:00 <Bastardly_One> like cigs
50:00 <[sh4dz]_work> better off
50:00 <The_Baron> tobacco smoke smell lingers too long
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah the junky would be into that
50:00 <Bastardly_One> not
51:00 <johninja> meh
51:00 <johninja> i live alone
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always been like that even before my lungs died though
51:00 <johninja> don't miss living with other people much lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the smell of other cigs gets up my nose
51:00 <Bastardly_One> literally
51:00 <johninja> although i did live with a couple of kiwi chicks once
51:00 <johninja> that was ok
51:00 <Bastardly_One> bah ... you live alone
51:00 <johninja> she got pinged on ekkies and drunk as fuck one night
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean mum lets ya smoke in ya room
52:00 <johninja> started eating coc pops on my white carpet and spilling it
52:00 <johninja> fk
52:00 <johninja> she was a mess that night lol
52:00 <johninja> wanted to fight the cabbie on the way home
52:00 <johninja> then just went to sleep mid fight
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> reminds me of this fucking cunt loser junky
52:00 <johninja> then yeah did the cocopops, i made her eat them outside
53:00 <Bastardly_One> who robbed a tram with a knife
53:00 <johninja> then she walked in on me in the shower
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and nodded off while doing it
53:00 <johninja> lol
53:00 <The_Baron> hahahhaha
53:00 <Bastardly_One> what a dumb cunt though
53:00 <Bastardly_One> #1 robbing a tram to begin with
53:00 <johninja> was this at least in the days before go cards?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and #2 nodding off doing it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah this was about a decade ago
54:00 <Bastardly_One> dumb fuck
54:00 <johninja> still
54:00 <The_Baron> I bet he didn't even realise he nodded off
54:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the conductor did though
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he woke up in the hands of cops
54:00 <johninja> you would think the adrenelin buzz would keep you awake
54:00 <The_Baron> woke up in lockup going "aaww mah gears wearing off"
54:00 <johninja> obviousl=y a very fucked up unit
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ever heard of a band called Venom P Stinger?
54:00 <The_Baron> adrenaline to a smackie = the moment before scoring
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the singer Dougal McKenzie ... was him
55:00 <johninja> i imagine the charges would be the same for robbing a tram asd robbingh a store
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and you might of been here
55:00 <The_Baron> I had a mate who nodded off everywhere but always denied he did 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> when I heard their song on Rage
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and went into a rage
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt not only tried to do over a tram
55:00 <The_Baron> so one morning we took a enough pictures to make a vignette
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he did me over of rare LPs and CDs
55:00 <The_Baron> like there was one series of him nodding off on the hotplate
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that would be worth thousands now
55:00 <The_Baron> each picture showing his head falling closer and closer to the hotplate
55:00 <johninja> lol The_Baron
56:00 <johninja> sucks Bastardly_One
56:00 <johninja> i have never had anyone semi-famous steal from me yet
56:00 <The_Baron> then he couldn't really argue
56:00 <Bastardly_One> like the day I move in here
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and my housemate goes
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I'm just really tired
56:00 <The_Baron> the closest I have had to a semi famous person stealing from me was Kid Kenobi's cousin
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm like
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I'm jesus fucking christ
56:00 <Bastardly_One> what are you on?
56:00 <The_Baron> he was meant to bring back weed for us from adelaide
57:00 <The_Baron> never came back
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so he had to admit the morphine addiction
57:00 <The_Baron> (this was during a particularly bad dry spell in sydney back in 2002 I think)
57:00 <johninja> how much did he take you for combined?
57:00 <The_Baron> 6 grand
57:00 <johninja> daMN
58:00 <Bastardly_One> now that is why I love being a local contact for some international bands
58:00 <johninja> i think i would probs have to dedicate the rest of my life to hunting down that person and killing them
58:00 <Bastardly_One> they always put some extra dollars into the cost factor
58:00 <The_Baron> man it was so dry that year
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and blow me out anyway
58:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One
58:00 <BlackDevil> hug me
58:00 <The_Baron> actually knew one guy who got some weed sent from romania
58:00 <Bastardly_One> no
58:00 <BlackDevil> warm me up
58:00 <The_Baron> it was orange bud strain
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll get aids
58:00 <Bastardly_One> ask johninja
58:00 <Bastardly_One> or simba
58:00 <johninja> heh romanian weed
59:00 <The_Baron> u know the weird thing
59:00 <The_Baron> I ended up chatting to the romanian dude
59:00 <The_Baron> on dalnet
59:00 <The_Baron> it was so weird
59:00 <johninja> i had a dream i was in a bulgarian supermarket and there were lots of black people with dreads smoking up
59:00 <The_Baron> he was talkin about how he sent a pound to sydney, and I was like wah, then he described the orange sticker with O.B written on it
59:00 <The_Baron> and I knew it was the same bag
59:00 <BlackDevil> i already gave them aids Bastardly_One
59:00 <The_Baron> lol
59:00 <The_Baron> small fucking world
59:00 <johninja> haha
00:00 <johninja> they aren't people to fuck with the eastern euros
00:00 <johninja> don't fuck
00:00 <The_Baron> oh this dude wasn't anyone heavy, just some dude growing in his bedroom
00:00 <johninja> those and south americans
00:00 <[sh4dz]_work> if i was a billionaire ,id buy u cunts houses
00:00 <johninja> life is very cheap
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Friday January 10 2014 06:00am(06:00:47)
00:00 <The_Baron> happened to have a cousin in sydney who was the dude I got weed off during that particular dry spell
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off it's 6am
00:00 <The_Baron> it was just a odd coincidence
00:00 <Bastardly_One> well shit
01:00 <johninja> hmm
01:00 <johninja> thats what me and Bastardly_One were talking about eralier
01:00 <johninja> are there really coincidences?
01:00 <johninja> they seem to happen too often to be actual coincidences
01:00 <The_Baron> as one mate used to spout "it aint coincidence man..it's incidence co-existing"
02:00 <Bastardly_One> shit happens for a reason
02:00 <The_Baron> gotta love that flip around duality shit aye
02:00 <The_Baron> :P
02:00 <johninja> haha yeh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> people cross your path for very specific reasons usually
02:00 <johninja> i tend to agree
02:00 <The_Baron> I think so
02:00 <The_Baron> it's all meant to be some sort of learning experience
02:00 <johninja> i like to beleive in destiny if only because it provides some form of order in chaos
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the name of the game
02:00 <The_Baron> but inbetween the drugs and risk of brain damage, I forget sometimes what this journey is about
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and when you've got whatever you want out of this time around
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you fuck off and come back for the next installment
03:00 <johninja> yeh
03:00 <johninja> hopefully i'm reaching the end of the cycle
03:00 <The_Baron> I'm just happy I learned how to sidechain properly
03:00 <The_Baron> :P
03:00 <johninja> i find it quite boring on this planet at times
03:00 <johninja> like some shitty movie you have watched 3421380938 times before
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been bored since
03:00 <johninja> but you still watch it because its on
04:00 <johninja> and there isn't anything else to do
04:00 <The_Baron> yeah it can be like that
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I was bored as a child even
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so I can relate to the world being boring comment
04:00 <The_Baron> I dunno though, I am never truly bored though
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I envy you type
04:00 <The_Baron> unless I get locked up
04:00 <The_Baron> prison, that shit IS boring
04:00 <johninja> well it is only periods of boredom until i find something to excite me again
05:00 <johninja> i think i would actually excell in prison
05:00 <johninja> i went to an all boys boarding school cince i was 10
05:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
05:00 <johninja> so have a fair bit of experience in that environment
05:00 <The_Baron> it's the lockdowns
05:00 <johninja> lol yeh it turned me into a crim eh
05:00 <The_Baron> like just being kept in a room barely 4 sqm and not being let out in the yard
05:00 <johninja> realised young you could do what you liked as long as you didn't get caught
06:00 <The_Baron> having nothing to make music on or draw on, nothing good to read
06:00 <The_Baron> that shit sucks
06:00 <johninja> open up mspaint and have a scibble
06:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
06:00 <The_Baron> nah I meant like when locked up in prison
06:00 <johninja> oh yeh
06:00 <johninja> never been
07:00 <The_Baron> when u aint got a pen or a decent book or a cellmate who is good to talk to
07:00 <johninja> thankfully
07:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/p206x206/1002723_10151999208514992_875699485_n.jpg 
07:00 <The_Baron> I did a mspaint thing a while ago
07:00 <johninja> got bored one night and came up with that in paint lol
08:00 <johninja> fuck
08:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1002159_157566527768538_427313988_n.jpg
08:00 <Bastardly_One> see I like that
08:00 <The_Baron> here it is
08:00 <The_Baron> :P
08:00 <johninja> when you see someone that is really good though
08:00 <johninja> jess is amazing 
08:00 <johninja> at pc art
09:00 <Bastardly_One> TheCrow
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's easier
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so The_Baron knows who we mean maybe
09:00 <johninja> perhaps
09:00 <The_Baron> hey?
09:00 <johninja> lol you did that?
09:00 <The_Baron> yeah
09:00 <johninja> cool
09:00 <Bastardly_One> this J/Jess John and I have talked about
09:00 <johninja> yeah fucking around with photoshop/gimp is pretty fun
10:00 <Bastardly_One> her nick in here is TheCrow
10:00 <The_Baron> oh I know that nick
10:00 <The_Baron> yeah chatted to her before
10:00 <johninja> i made this profile pic for one of my fave pages on facebook a while back
10:00 <johninja> they still rocking it
10:00 <johninja> feelsgoodman
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it does
11:00 <Bastardly_One> like when I see people wearing chat icons I made them
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and they look fucking awesome
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I get proud
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *shrugs*
11:00 <johninja> hehe
11:00 <johninja> i went a bit nuts making spraycop memes 
11:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/377092_10150564584389992_213684086_n.jpg 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> especially if they wear them and I'm not in the actual room but lurking/looking in
12:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1/313510_10150564730529992_688943182_n.jpg
12:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/391698_10150564254079992_1993592426_n.jpg 
12:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/390383_10150563915769992_139595992_n.jpg 
12:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/308281_10150564133484992_29111105_n.jpg 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ya did didn't ya?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/735770_10151263996773171_977532050_o.jpg
13:00 <johninja> haha yep
13:00 <The_Baron> POOP ART
13:00 <The_Baron> I reckon B1 would know who is the artist too
14:00 <johninja> that is pretty cool
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme look one more time
14:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
14:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like reg mombassa believe it or not
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's not
14:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me
14:00 <The_Baron> haha
15:00 <The_Baron> nah it's Swift Treweeke aka Passenger Of Shit
15:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
15:00 <The_Baron> he is the son of Vernon Treweeke the australian psychaedelic painter
15:00 <Bastardly_One> same styling though ... but yeah that's some fucked up imagery
15:00 <johninja> indeed
15:00 <Bastardly_One> bit sexually repressed
15:00 <johninja> warped mind
16:00 <The_Baron> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1431283200418943&set=t.764163170&type=3&theater
16:00 <Bastardly_One> or some skewed views on the deed
16:00 <The_Baron> I think he just likes the shock value really
16:00 <johninja> i'm kinda glad i didn't get into that scene
16:00 <The_Baron> he is pretty mellow and shy guy really
17:00 <johninja> being outrageous for the sake of it
17:00 <Bastardly_One> well well well
17:00 <johninja> "i'm so special i need to stand out to show just how special i am"
17:00 <The_Baron> I think why not, art should explore every possibility, even if it doesn't have a coherent reason for being made in the first place
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you know Melbourne is dry when people around Preston ask you
17:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the weed like up there?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's like ... someone in Logan asking
18:00 <The_Baron> man preston is usually weed galore from what I remember
18:00 <johninja> hmm
18:00 <The_Baron> 70 dollar quarters always
18:00 <The_Baron> what's going on!
18:00 <Bastardly_One> can you score me some ice? I dunno where to get it
18:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
18:00 <johninja> yeah fuck weed is hell cheap in vic
18:00 <johninja> you could never profit form 70 q's in qld
18:00 <johninja> well
18:00 <The_Baron> yeah u can
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, street price again now through most ppl
18:00 <The_Baron> if u know the right contact
18:00 <Bastardly_One> 80 upwards
19:00 <The_Baron> I aint paid more than 70 in ages
19:00 <johninja> yeah but why sell for 70 when everyone else is selling for 1000
19:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot of cunts get away with 100 Qs
19:00 <johninja> 100
19:00 <The_Baron> to undercut every other cunt
19:00 <The_Baron> u will get rid of ur shit quicker than the wanker doing em for a 100
19:00 <johninja> you don't need to drop 30 to undercut
19:00 <The_Baron> which means u can move more quicker
19:00 <johninja> hmm
19:00 <Bastardly_One> more customers too
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and more turnover
19:00 <Bastardly_One> if you had a choice of say
19:00 <johninja> more risk
20:00 <Bastardly_One> 100 up the road
20:00 <The_Baron> though I hate paying more than that
20:00 <The_Baron> last year I could get quarters for 50-60
20:00 <Bastardly_One> or 70 - 80 an hour down the road
20:00 <The_Baron> so this is a bit of a up for me 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd take the hour journey yeah?
20:00 <johninja> depends on the quality
20:00 <Bastardly_One> say it's assured good shit
20:00 <The_Baron> that be true
20:00 <Bastardly_One> both sources
20:00 <The_Baron> but if they are bothr much the same
20:00 <johninja> i would pay 20-30 more for a primo q over some bushy shit
20:00 <The_Baron> then yeah, rather do the journey
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the point you're making
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy is gonna make more dollars
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and turnover more
21:00 <Bastardly_One> with his 20 - 30 dollar difference
21:00 <The_Baron> indeed
21:00 <The_Baron> I know this to be true
21:00 <johninja> yeah
21:00 <The_Baron> I always have sold at under market value
21:00 <johninja> i see what you mean
21:00 <Bastardly_One> cunts that charge 100 are those that know their customers have no other way of getting it
21:00 <johninja> i just used to give more weight
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my opinion
21:00 <johninja> 1.7 stiucks
21:00 <johninja> 3.5 50s
22:00 <johninja> to mates only
22:00 <johninja> then they would take a bud and sell it on
22:00 <johninja> worked good for me
22:00 <johninja> i cbf selling to people i don't like
22:00 <Bastardly_One> this weed is weird in a way
23:00 <The_Baron> I actually stopped going to one dealer recently coz he put his price up to 90
23:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of smells yet doesn't
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but reeks when smoked
23:00 <The_Baron> which was fucked coz I can get shit twice as good for 70
23:00 <Bastardly_One> stinks the entire place out with one cone
23:00 <johninja> yeah just keep him as a backup
23:00 <The_Baron> yeah but he would be plan H
23:00 <The_Baron> there are 7 other dudes before him who all do 70-80
23:00 <The_Baron> of better stuff
24:00 <The_Baron> and he gives me this bullshit excuse of everyone is putting their prices up to a 100
24:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf are you two doing up so late/early anyway? it's like 5:30am for you guys
24:00 <johninja> that suprises me in QLD
24:00 <The_Baron> well I aint seen that price up here personally
24:00 <The_Baron> so he can go fuck himself
24:00 <johninja> yeah its quite standard in bris
24:00 <johninja> my mate who has lived there for years pays 340+ an oz
24:00 <Bastardly_One> not around the GC it's not
24:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, ur only an hour behind
24:00 <The_Baron> what are YOU doing up?
24:00 <johninja> do you know the gold coast Bastardly_One?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> because they get their shit from the sunshine coast
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I lived there
25:00 <johninja> where?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> in the same suburb The_Baron does now
25:00 <johninja> ahh ok
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Burleigh Waters
25:00 <The_Baron> well ur mate has got a shit source dude
25:00 <johninja> perhaps
25:00 <johninja> i have never seen it cheaper there man
25:00 <johninja> i mean i could get an oz for cost at 250
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Brisvegas is a captial city The_Baron
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you an get away with 100
25:00 <johninja> that is the best
25:00 <johninja> that is cost price off a pount
25:00 <Bastardly_One> in captial cities
26:00 <johninja> 250 an oz
26:00 <johninja> so if there was a pricebreak i don't see it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> 100 honestly is pretty average price with a lot of captial city dealers
26:00 <The_Baron> 250 an oz is what I can get it at
26:00 <The_Baron> the most expensive oz I been offered was 280 from the hari krishnas
26:00 <johninja> i think i paid 220 for a half once
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I pay in this order
26:00 <johninja> it was something outrageous
26:00 <Bastardly_One> 80, 150, 280
27:00 <The_Baron> that aint bad, but it aint good
27:00 <Bastardly_One> normal
27:00 <johninja> yeh
27:00 <The_Baron> it's better than a lot I guess if ppl are willing to pay 100 for a q and 300-350 a oz
27:00 <Bastardly_One> they will in most capital cities man
27:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why
27:00 <The_Baron> best prices I ever seen on street level was Woolgoolga
27:00 <Bastardly_One> even an hour out like here ... or the same up your way
27:00 <johninja> money to be made
27:00 <The_Baron> 40-50 bucks for a q
28:00 <The_Baron> 180-200 bucks an oz
28:00 <The_Baron> sorry 150-200 I meant
28:00 <Bastardly_One> grower prices
28:00 <johninja> bush?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's interesting
28:00 <The_Baron> yeah bush
28:00 <johninja> thats really the thing
28:00 <johninja> ahh ok
28:00 <The_Baron> but the bush there is fucking pow wow
28:00 <johninja> doesn't matter
28:00 <The_Baron> shits on a lot of hydro here
29:00 <johninja> standard price for bush up here is like 250 an oz
29:00 <johninja> so yeh
29:00 <The_Baron> personally don't care how it's grown
29:00 <The_Baron> if it smokes it smokes
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
29:00 <johninja> hmm
29:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a kind of a cross it seems
29:00 <johninja> most of the time bush weed looks dodgier
29:00 <johninja> less crystals and shit
29:00 <The_Baron> usually
29:00 <johninja> and its usually pretty weak
29:00 <johninja> although there are exceptions
29:00 <The_Baron> but man, I can go down the road and get some mango buds (bush) that would have u double guessing
30:00 <Bastardly_One> seem really kiffy in places like bush can but it's not completely bush either
30:00 <The_Baron> so chunky u could carve it mate
30:00 <johninja> yeah
30:00 <johninja> you get this indoor outdoor garbage too now
30:00 <johninja> fucking gook weed
30:00 <The_Baron> if its good genetics and grown well, it will be good
30:00 <The_Baron> regardless of light source
30:00 <The_Baron> (as long as its a decent light source that is)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all genetics and nutrients
31:00 <johninja> hmm
31:00 <johninja> hydro bud always looks a lot neater than bush
31:00 <The_Baron> yeah man
31:00 <johninja> i think the thing is
31:00 <johninja> people who grow really good bush?
31:00 <johninja> they probably only sell to a select few
31:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway expect fuck all more from me
31:00 <The_Baron> dude, look at the outdoor plants they grow in humboldt
31:00 <The_Baron> u would fuckin cream ur pants
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 6:30am ... only a matter of time before I hit my wall
31:00 <johninja> because at the end of the day most growers couldn't give much of a fuck about quality
32:00 <Bastardly_One> very soon I think
32:00 <The_Baron> hell there are aussie bush growers who grow some tremendous shit
32:00 <johninja> yeah but people who grow strictly for the cash don't really care man
32:00 <johninja> as long as it is at a base standard then sweet
32:00 <johninja> show me the money
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I don't get how my dealer gets good smoke
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he wouldn't know if it is or not
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't smoke it at all
33:00 <The_Baron> http://theemeraldcup.com/event/flowers-contest/
33:00 <johninja> yeah i'm not trying to say people don't grow good weed here man
33:00 <The_Baron> tell me u would prolly mistake this for hydge aye
33:00 <johninja> its just getting it on the street
33:00 <johninja> youy would have to be very lucky
33:00 <johninja> or know someone
33:00 <The_Baron> man, best way to get contacts for good drugs is musicians and old hippies
33:00 <The_Baron> that's how I always get a good hookup
34:00 <johninja> yeah but you have to suffer through their shit and pretend to like them
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yep on the musos
34:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you think I have so many music contacts?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> still I mean
34:00 <The_Baron> hahaha 
34:00 <The_Baron> and as for why ur dealer has good weed...he must have a tester
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I hook up half the alternative touring bands in Melb
34:00 <The_Baron> any good dealer who doesn't use has a tester or 3
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the best story
34:00 <Bastardly_One> well not the best
34:00 <johninja> thast sounds like a good job The_Baron
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but you know tex perkins yeah?
35:00 <johninja> where do i sign up?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he comes knocking on my door at 3am looking for smack
35:00 <The_Baron> yeah cruel sea and beasts of bourbon
35:00 <The_Baron> what of him
35:00 <johninja> yeh cruel sea
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like fuck off cunt
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's yelling up and down my street
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I AM FUCKING TEX PERKINS CUNT!
35:00 <johninja> oh fuck
35:00 <Bastardly_One> for about an hour
35:00 <Bastardly_One> funny as
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but not really at the same time
36:00 <johninja> meh i do't like people drawing attention to me
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but the tantrum was epic
36:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
36:00 <johninja> would have had to do SOEMTHING
36:00 <johninja> i don't give a fuck who you are cunt
36:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously I have a neighbour to thank
36:00 <johninja> if you are going to yell up and down my street at 3am i will smash you with a golf club
36:00 <The_Baron> I got a friend who owes Nick Cave 300 bucks for smack
36:00 <The_Baron> :P
36:00 <Bastardly_One> she apparently went out and said basically
36:00 <Bastardly_One> listen cunt you know as well as I do if he's busted
37:00 <Bastardly_One> 3/4s of the melb alt scene wont do gigs this week from withdrawing
37:00 <johninja> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly he walked off after that
37:00 <Bastardly_One> mumbling about still being tex perkins
37:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno, I went back to sleep
37:00 <The_Baron> aah good ol name dropping
37:00 <The_Baron> :P
37:00 <Bastardly_One> L7 were the nicest actually
38:00 <johninja> haha
38:00 <johninja> Bastardly_One is one of the best at dropping names
38:00 <Bastardly_One> really cool chicks
38:00 <The_Baron> I should drop a name and a drug fucked story too
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... you prolly have plenty
38:00 <johninja> i could probably come up with one
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I just get amused at druggy tanties
38:00 <johninja> but the fact is i don't know any one famous and i'm not a famewhore
38:00 <The_Baron> well....1998, mate got Rob Gee to play a warehouse party in Fyshwick
38:00 <johninja> being famous makes me less likely to want to know you
39:00 <Bastardly_One> if I wasn't so old there's no way I'd know half of these people
39:00 <The_Baron> he came over with a condom filled with cocaine
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the music scene was literally a community back then
39:00 <The_Baron> then showed me and my mates how to cook crack with baking soda
39:00 <The_Baron> it was...educational
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ educational
40:00 <Bastardly_One> bet the rest were impressed ... you don't sound so
40:00 <The_Baron> then he sat there slapping his knee going, I GOT THIS GREAT IDEA FOR A SONG
40:00 <The_Baron> it GOES: FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK YOU FUCKERS FUCK FUCK YEAH!
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that reminds me of a song
41:00 <The_Baron> he did that for literally 3 minutes getting more and more excited
41:00 <Bastardly_One> called Fuck the fucking fuckers
41:00 <Bastardly_One> by ummmmmmmmmmmmm
41:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the KLF dudes
41:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf was that band called?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Black Smoke
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Fuck the Fucking Fuckers
42:00 <Bastardly_One> supposed to be hot here today
42:00 <The_Baron> and btw jelly u met l7
42:00 <The_Baron> one of the few chick bands I like
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm goin sooner than later
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, I also lived with Suzi in west hollywood
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the blonde chunky guitarist
42:00 <Bastardly_One> of L&
43:00 <Bastardly_One> L7 too
43:00 <The_Baron> cool
43:00 <The_Baron> fucking scenesters :P
43:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of how I got the sound mixing job in seatlle
43:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks to her
43:00 <Bastardly_One> really
43:00 <The_Baron> u any good at mastering?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> even though they were LA and not Seattle
43:00 <Bastardly_One> no fucking way
43:00 <Bastardly_One> live mixing
44:00 <The_Baron> bah
44:00 <The_Baron> anyone who can hold a beer and smoke a ciggy at the same time can do that
44:00 <Bastardly_One> of bands of the birth of grunge
44:00 <The_Baron> :P
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I've told you this before
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I was sleeping on dave ghrol's couch for 6mths
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and even back in 1991 he was fucking amazing
44:00 <Bastardly_One> such a talented guy
45:00 <The_Baron> nah it was the Neve desk 
45:00 <The_Baron> :P jk
45:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but seriously ... that guy just oozes music
45:00 <The_Baron> though fuck I would love to have a Neve console
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky cunt
45:00 <simba> "drunken, miscegenating, porn-watching, failing, dumbed-down, insecure, unconfident, guilt-ridden, self-hating, lowered IQ permanently stoned children of today"
45:00 <simba> wow settle down
45:00 <Bastardly_One> man the shit I could ahve if I had a million dollars
45:00 <Bastardly_One> *have
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, to dream of desks like that
46:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
46:00 <johninja> lol who said that simba
46:00 <simba> its from this giant rant on how evil the beatles are
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <johninja> i wonder why we hate ourselves?
46:00 <johninja> and feel guilty?
46:00 <The_Baron> and also I want to get a pair of Senheiser Orpheus OH9's
46:00 <johninja> surely not becausse of people like you good sir
46:00 <The_Baron> coz owning headphones worth 30 grand would be boss!
47:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, I think there's nothing wrong with being hedonistic
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so what if it appears lazy
47:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're not hurting anyone
47:00 <Bastardly_One> who should give a fuck?
47:00 <The_Baron> pretty much
47:00 <johninja> if you keep telling a rabbit it is a duck eventually that fucker will quack
47:00 <The_Baron> hedonism is a good remedy for being a wage slave
47:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
47:00 <The_Baron> :P
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I would have to say I'm a hedonist
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but am legally allowed to be thanks to being fucked in the head
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd die working 9 - 5 and in fact did
48:00 <The_Baron> rockin the DSP mufucka
48:00 <johninja> well
48:00 <johninja> it is written in the US constitution
48:00 <johninja> the right to the pursuit of happiness
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yet work is constructive for humans too
49:00 <Bastardly_One> so there's that trap of being hedonistic
49:00 <Bastardly_One> we need discipline
49:00 <The_Baron> yeah but a majority of job/career placements are just bullshit
49:00 <johninja> you need a diciprine
49:00 <johninja> yeah man
49:00 <johninja> most jobs
49:00 <johninja> like i don't want to sound cocky
49:00 <johninja> but most jobs are fucking dead boring to me
49:00 <Bastardly_One> if I ever decide what I want to be
49:00 <The_Baron> most people will only ever contribute taxes and fill latrines
49:00 <Bastardly_One> then I might stop being hedonistic but until that day
49:00 <The_Baron> they don't really add anything else to the world
50:00 <Bastardly_One> give a fuck
50:00 <mrdanger> most jobs are dead boring to the majority of the population of the planet
50:00 <johninja> so why not let machines do them
50:00 <The_Baron> why not indeed
50:00 <Bastardly_One> most dangerous idea ever
50:00 <mrdanger> because they arent quite smart enough yet
50:00 <mrdanger> dont worry, soon
50:00 <The_Baron> johninja, by chance did u watch Beyond Zeitgeist?
50:00 <johninja> do we really need a 6 year old chinese kid to make ipods?
50:00 <The_Baron> (something tells me u did)
50:00 <johninja> hehe
50:00 <johninja> let me check
51:00 <Bastardly_One> technology is too responsible as it is for social disorders that have sprung up in the last decade
51:00 <mrdanger> johninja: if you're wearing a tinfoil hat, theres a good chance you did
51:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
51:00 <Bastardly_One> there has to be a limit imposed
51:00 <The_Baron> nah the Zeitgeist docos on a whole were pretty level headed actually
51:00 <Bastardly_One> or the next gen of humans wont be able to speak to each other face to face
51:00 <mrdanger> no they weren't :p
51:00 <johninja> haha
51:00 <mrdanger> but i can pretend if you want
52:00 <The_Baron> I think rl just needs to be more engaging
52:00 <mrdanger> im in rl
52:00 <johninja> i can actually watch shows like ancient aliens and not have to beleive that it is 100% factual
52:00 <The_Baron> of course majority of ppl are gonna escape into their phones and pads
52:00 <mrdanger> (reverse logistics)
52:00 <The_Baron> I mean seriously, what is out there but the mediocrity of developed society
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it hasn't changed that much real life ... it's the fact that technology is addictive and also anti social
52:00 <johninja> nah i don't have that one The_Baron
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and
52:00 <johninja> i have a shitload of others though
52:00 <johninja> esoteric agenda is pretty cool
52:00 <Bastardly_One> what do humans need for mental well being?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> to socialise
53:00 <The_Baron> yeah, but I can understand why ppl are engaging less in physical socialisation
53:00 <Bastardly_One> technology is stopping that interaction needed to actually stay mentally healthy
53:00 <The_Baron> they are inculcated with fear mongering
53:00 <The_Baron> they are told that pedos and terrorists and fuckwits are running the world
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm speaking from a bit of personal experience too
53:00 <The_Baron> :P
54:00 <johninja> hmm
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it's much easier to sit in denial about shit to people on the net
54:00 <The_Baron> I think it's just become a security blanket really
54:00 <Bastardly_One> than it is to go out and face shit
54:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
54:00 <johninja> do we really need to physically interact to stay mentally well?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
54:00 <The_Baron> most ppl are mental weakling, babby brained idjits
54:00 <The_Baron> weaklings*
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we do John
54:00 <johninja> what is the difference between me speaking to you right now and me doing that in person
54:00 <johninja> not a whole bunch i would think
54:00 <simba> so much
54:00 <Bastardly_One> take the supermaket for instance
54:00 <simba> you can say so much more with words then typing
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and how about we speak one at a time
54:00 <mrdanger> isn't it just another step in evolution and the widening of social groups?
54:00 <The_Baron> the presence of a live person is far different to virtual interaction
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but take the supermarket for instance
55:00 <[sh4dz]_work> john in person id give ya toke of the pipe mate
55:00 <Bastardly_One> old people can only have that check out person to interact with right?
55:00 <mrdanger> first people grunted and poked each other, we have status updates and.. poke each other
55:00 <[sh4dz]_work> lol
55:00 <The_Baron> u can smell their pheremones, u can key in on facial and body cues u might miss even with ur super duper high res HD crap
55:00 <Bastardly_One> automated shopping is even taking that small interaction of check out person to customer out of the pic
55:00 <[sh4dz]_work> IVE GOT A KIT KAT CHUNKY BAR
55:00 <Bastardly_One> which can be the only interaction some people get
55:00 <Bastardly_One> even small things like that
55:00 <Bastardly_One> all adds up
56:00 <[sh4dz]_work> SMOKO
56:00 <The_Baron> depends on ur area too
56:00 <johninja> yeah of course there is a lot said with body language etc
56:00 <simba> yea not everyone has the tech to communicate like that or even wants to
56:00 <johninja> but often that actually detracts from the connversation
56:00 <The_Baron> like in the blue mountains, there are heaps of community organisations that have weekly meetups for hobby enthusiasts or just pensioner picnics and shit
56:00 <simba> i feel like this convo right now would go much much quicker speaking
56:00 <simba> and cover more topics quicker
56:00 <simba> i feel that goes for anything 
56:00 <The_Baron> these community based programs are the way to get ppl to interact I reckon
56:00 <The_Baron> offer more free entertainment goddamn it
56:00 <johninja> hmm yeah
57:00 <Bastardly_One> well yeah but I think social interaction is important for the human mind
57:00 <The_Baron> shit should be subsidised
57:00 <johninja> i dunno if i am as quick with weords irl as i am at the keyboard
57:00 <The_Baron> fear
57:00 <johninja> i do spell better though
57:00 <simba> text is interesting you can share what u want in person you see more of someone
57:00 <Bastardly_One> we're social creatures and technology is stopping us using parts of our brain we used to more
57:00 <The_Baron> that's what keeps ppl at bay and locked to a screen
57:00 <johninja> so there's that
57:00 <The_Baron> it's fear
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lazy minds means more issues
57:00 <The_Baron> fear of rejection, fear of physical violence, etc
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but before the net took off
58:00 <johninja> to be honest i don't like most people much at all
58:00 <johninja> you guys are cool
58:00 <Bastardly_One> people would still have to get out there and get over it right?
58:00 <johninja> but THOSE people
58:00 <johninja> i would prefer to hang with my dog
58:00 <The_Baron> thing is, there are cool people everywhere still
58:00 <The_Baron> I mean I live on the goldcoast, and most people here are braindead bogans
58:00 <Bastardly_One> humans are the worst animals on this planet
58:00 <The_Baron> but I still found a community of people who are generally into the same things
58:00 <johninja> nice
58:00 <The_Baron> u just gotta get out there
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he means he went to burleigh to score one day
59:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <The_Baron> actually
59:00 <Bastardly_One> found a bunch of surfie stoners
59:00 <The_Baron> it was more roundabout than that
59:00 <The_Baron> I went to a party at a commune in mullum
59:00 <The_Baron> (Jasper Hall)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but bascially right ... right?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <The_Baron> and I met some dudes from the goldie there
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
59:00 <The_Baron> who told me about the drumming at the beach on sundays at burliegh heads
59:00 <johninja> yeah 
59:00 <The_Baron> so then I went to those
59:00 <The_Baron> met some fucking awesome ppl
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they still do those?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
00:00 <johninja> i mean i have been living in the sticks a long fucking way from any civilisation for like 5 years now
00:00 <The_Baron> one being a dude who puts on outdoor parties
00:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I'll be fucked
00:00 <georgeandwell> hi n e grls wana
00:00 <johninja> but its not like i struggle in the city or social situations
00:00 <johninja> i do prefer to be alone though 
00:00 <georgeandwell> hook tonite
00:00 <johninja> so i dunno if human interaction is overly important
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bit pissed I am still in this city with the recent move
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and not back in Melbourne
01:00 <johninja> yeh
01:00 <The_Baron> brb
01:00 <johninja> that seems more like the place for you dude
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm ok with it too
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that younger part of me still can't believe I'm back here though
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I swore I'd never return
01:00 <johninja> i'm going to go travelling again soon
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Melbourne has more for me on all sorts of levels
02:00 <johninja> its pretty cool being on that road
02:00 <johninja> yeah
02:00 <Bastardly_One> even writing and shit
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the local writers group is so la de da
02:00 <johninja> i think
02:00 <johninja> you are gonna have to do it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and seems only one person I could relate to on their web page
02:00 <johninja> not like where you are living now is ideal
02:00 <johninja> so whats to lose
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I need a base to look down there though
03:00 <Bastardly_One> even an hour so out is a pain to go see shit
03:00 <johninja> backpacker hostel it lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> by the time you get down there and crap
03:00 <johninja> you wouldn't be the only old poerson i havce seen in hostels
03:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I suffer accute anxiety these days
03:00 <johninja> 20ish a night
03:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't do it
03:00 <johninja> hot young chicks
03:00 <johninja> ah
03:00 <Bastardly_One> even the YMCA ones
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're fucking almost luxury
04:00 <Bastardly_One> in terms of backpackers
04:00 <georgeandwell> i hate hostels
04:00 <johninja> i have had a couple of panic attacks but yeah they sound quite mild in comparison to others
04:00 <georgeandwell> cos ppl fart
04:00 <georgeandwell> in bed
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't mind them before I got this condition
04:00 <georgeandwell> or snore
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking HATE snoring before I go to sleep
04:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing worse
04:00 <johninja> my anxiety kind of takes a different for i think
05:00 <johninja> i tend to channell it into aggresion
05:00 <georgeandwell> u gotta be a heavy sleeper to survive hostel
05:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I'd not recommend that
05:00 <Bastardly_One> or you might lose half your shit not sleeping lightly
05:00 <Bastardly_One> seen it happen
05:00 <johninja> heh
05:00 <johninja> i ahve stayed in heaps dude
05:00 <johninja> never had anything stolen
05:00 <georgeandwell> only on few occasions did i share dorm with decent ppl
05:00 <johninja> worst shit is uaully messy rooms
06:00 <Bastardly_One> best one I found back in the day
06:00 <johninja> had some dude jacking it one night
06:00 <johninja> that was a bit fucked
06:00 <Bastardly_One> was a YMCA one in Nth Melb
06:00 <johninja> everyone in the room could hear the cunt
06:00 <Bastardly_One> very very private for a backpacker joint
06:00 <johninja> wasn't hard to tell at all
06:00 <johninja> it was like he wanted us too
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's disturbing
07:00 <johninja> yes it was
07:00 <johninja> french ppl
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I could stay at the most dodgy hotel near Southern Cross Station
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but nuh
07:00 <BlackDevil> ok
07:00 <johninja> i have probs stayed there lol
07:00 <johninja> stayed in most
07:00 <Bastardly_One> cnr of Flinders and Spencer
08:00 <johninja> nomads near victoria market looks quite good
08:00 <johninja> classy joint
08:00 <Bastardly_One> complete dive
08:00 <johninja> ohhh
08:00 <georgeandwell> all nationa backpacker
08:00 <georgeandwell> nationa
08:00 <johninja> there is a place called bunk or something
08:00 <johninja> maybe sleep
08:00 <georgeandwell> nations
08:00 <johninja> its pretty priuvate and modern
08:00 <Bastardly_One> if this YMCA one near the market still is there it was private
09:00 <Bastardly_One> even had a little backyard and shit
09:00 <johninja> hmm
09:00 <Bastardly_One> some chick at the time came down to see me and stayed there
09:00 <georgeandwell> cnr franklin and elizabteh
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was hella impressed
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that joint george
09:00 <Bastardly_One> can be wild
09:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/64783_10151760775294992_1964201027_n.jpg 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> or the one just up the block
09:00 <georgeandwell> yeah still lots of backpakers there
09:00 <johninja> that was the first place i stayed
10:00 <johninja> fucking french chick
10:00 <Bastardly_One> on franklin
10:00 <johninja> that is all her shit
10:00 <johninja> who takes that much shit on a fucking holiday
10:00 <johninja> you can tell most of them have never left hoime
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I remember that pic
10:00 <georgeandwell> best place is the yha in nth melb howard st
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that I think is it george
10:00 <georgeandwell> thats as good as it gets and its still pretty crap
10:00 <Bastardly_One> near the market yeah?
10:00 <johninja> yeh
10:00 <Bastardly_One> off flemington rd?
11:00 <johninja> i foget the name
11:00 <johninja> its not far up from nomads
11:00 <johninja> shit hostel
11:00 <georgeandwell> its walking distance to nth melb shops
11:00 <johninja> the pub downstairs is even worse
11:00 <johninja> has a pooltable
11:00 <johninja> and thats about it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's the one I mean george
11:00 <georgeandwell> the back packers dont annoy me its more the ppl snoring
11:00 <georgeandwell> in share dorm
12:00 <johninja> melbourne backpackers are pretty good compared to syd ones
12:00 <johninja> fucking there are some shitholes in the cross
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Melbourne are like palaces compared to most places hostels IMO
12:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/s720x720/528147_10151760775139992_1721382406_n.jpg 
12:00 <johninja> i was going pretty hard on that trip though
12:00 <johninja> i spent maybe 3 nights in the hostel the whole time
14:00 <johninja> Nothing Says AUSTRALIA like a stuffed koala toy made in China......
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> gah
14:00 <georgeandwell> aborigianl boomerang made in china
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I should go to sleep
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... it's like 10 mtrs down the hall if that
15:00 <Bastardly_One> to bed
15:00 <Bastardly_One> effort
15:00 <johninja> yeh i have had too much coffee to sleep
15:00 <johninja> but not enough to really stay awake propely
15:00 <johninja> limbo~
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hitting my wall any min I think
16:00 <Bastardly_One> which is probably just as well
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's meant to be hot here today
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so sleep while I can kind of thing
16:00 <johninja> haha
16:00 <johninja> yep
16:00 <johninja> i'm the same
17:00 <johninja> pissed rain last night though
17:00 <johninja> will be lovely
17:00 <georgeandwell> i slept 8hrs 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> 29 feels like 32 for today
17:00 <georgeandwell> going to work
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's hot enough for me
17:00 <johninja> yeah that is vic hot
18:00 <georgeandwell> nah 32 is fine
18:00 <johninja> fuckoff to work you
18:00 <johninja> you'll be late
19:00 <georgeandwell> im in transit already
19:00 <johninja> i see
19:00 <georgeandwell> iphone
19:00 <georgeandwell> makes the trip less boring
19:00 <johninja> tram?
19:00 <georgeandwell> train
19:00 <johninja> i would probably read a book
19:00 <johninja> can't irc on phones
20:00 <georgeandwell> trams have too many stops
20:00 <johninja> i don't know how people do it
20:00 <johninja> i have enough trouble with a proper keyboard
20:00 <georgeandwell> its better than nothing
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <johninja> oh its friday
21:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.sunnyskyz.com/uploads/2014/01/956ea-6.jpg
21:00 <johninja> wow
21:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
21:00 <johninja> lol@cat
21:00 <johninja> named and shamed
21:00 <BlackDevil> i do that Bastardly_One
22:00 <Bastardly_One> why do I believe that BlackDevil?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly surprising from you at all
22:00 <The_Baron> okay, this morning has turned quite shit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww
22:00 <The_Baron> wifey wants to end our marriage, and she is being dead serious
22:00 <Bastardly_One> someone can't score at 6:30am
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
22:00 <The_Baron> aah good times
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me
23:00 <The_Baron> :/
23:00 <johninja> wow The_Baron
23:00 <The_Baron> can't say I didn't see it coming
23:00 <Bastardly_One> talk to me tonight yeah?
23:00 <johninja> time to work out what the problems are i guess
23:00 <johninja> unless you cbf too
23:00 <The_Baron> it's getting to that point
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's if you want to talk though
23:00 <The_Baron> yeah cheers Bastardly_One
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi morning
24:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to end it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> nice :(
24:00 <The_Baron> yeah pretty much 
24:00 <The_Baron> well more words
24:00 <The_Baron> but the effect is the same
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I could say
24:00 <Bastardly_One> less fun
25:00 <Bastardly_One> more being an "adult"
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but that aint you
25:00 <johninja> i think sometimes chicks just say that shit to see if you still care
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I can see it already
25:00 <The_Baron> nah, it's been pretty fucking cold lately
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he does the party thing
25:00 <The_Baron> haven't had a root for close to 4 months
25:00 <johninja> ahh
25:00 <The_Baron> we don't even sleep in the same room anymore
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and she does the homebody thing
25:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaah
25:00 <Bastardly_One> well
25:00 <The_Baron> not so much a homebody
25:00 <Bastardly_One> once that happens
25:00 <johninja> sounds like its done bro :(
25:00 <The_Baron> just doesn't get into the same scene as me no more
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's over red rover
26:00 <Bastardly_One> when it comes to not sharing the bed
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's got fuck all chance of improving most times
26:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
26:00 <johninja> you know man it doesn't have to be instant though
26:00 <johninja> some time apart could helps
26:00 <The_Baron> yeah I guess
26:00 <The_Baron> I am definitely moving out next pay though
26:00 <The_Baron> I got a mate with a spare room
27:00 <johninja> when you are in each others face all the time you kinda forget why you even liked one another in the first place
27:00 <The_Baron> I think we been growing apart
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fair point john too
27:00 <The_Baron> I dunno really
27:00 <johninja> yeah man
27:00 <johninja> sounds like she is moving in one direction
27:00 <The_Baron> it's all the little things that build up
27:00 <johninja> and you are either stationary or moving in another
27:00 <johninja> yeah exactly man
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and right now you've been up all night
28:00 <johninja> and the pro/con scales start tilting the wrong way
28:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty damn stoned
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and that would make you emotional
28:00 <The_Baron> yeah it has 
28:00 <The_Baron> :(
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I will in a few
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but still I'll feel bad
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I roll
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm one of those that enjoys looking after others in that sense
29:00 <Bastardly_One> must be a masochist
29:00 <The_Baron> brb
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking mind
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I know my body is tired ... my legs feel like lead
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and my feet hurt
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <johninja> how can your feet hurt
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but still kind of wired
30:00 <johninja> you been sitting on your ass
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno but they do
31:00 <johninja> :/
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll fuck off when he comes back though
31:00 <johninja> he's a pretty mentally strong dude
32:00 <johninja> he'll be alright man
32:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
32:00 <johninja> wb PassionFruitGirl
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I can be polite
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll say night to you both collectively :P
32:00 <johninja> haha
33:00 <johninja> A global internet puzzle that requires advanced computer skills to solve has reappeared online http://bbc.in/1d42cNY
33:00 <johninja> It is the third year running that the mysterious Cicada 3301 has been published, with no clues as to who is behind the puzzle. 
33:00 <johninja> Will you be trying to solve it?
33:00 <The_Baron> back
33:00 <The_Baron> more bollocking and shaming
33:00 <The_Baron> boy oh boy 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fun times eh?
33:00 <The_Baron> yeah, but like all times, it will pass
33:00 <Bastardly_One> am sure you'll have heaps to tell me later then
34:00 <johninja> indeed
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true
34:00 <Bastardly_One> still, never helps when in that moment
34:00 <The_Baron> nah
34:00 <johninja> lucky you got a mate to crash with
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
34:00 <Bastardly_One> this is true
34:00 <The_Baron> tis be true 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot in your position don't
35:00 <Bastardly_One> see this is why I like you john
35:00 <The_Baron> yeah well the one thing I have enjoyed collecting is friendships and favours
35:00 <johninja> yeah good friends are brilliant when you are coming out of a relationship
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you are good at finding positives
35:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
35:00 <Bastardly_One> favours are selfish
35:00 <The_Baron> yeah sorta
35:00 <johninja> perhaps
35:00 <The_Baron> but I don't bullshit myself
35:00 <Bastardly_One> do shit because you want ... on the whole
35:00 <The_Baron> no one is purely altruistic
35:00 <Bastardly_One> true
36:00 <The_Baron> I do shit for ppl coz I like to
36:00 <johninja> yeah i mean i'm sure there are a lot of favours that are never 'collected'
36:00 <The_Baron> but I will not deny myself any perks
36:00 <The_Baron> nah 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there's no need to deny for sure
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but collecting them as such
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I read that too literally
36:00 <johninja> depends
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nevermind
37:00 <johninja> i mean a biggie
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah I know
37:00 <johninja> is a biggie
37:00 <johninja> if you do a biggie you are going to need something
37:00 <Bastardly_One> calm ya farms
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna play devils advocate
37:00 <Bastardly_One> as a distraction method
38:00 <Bastardly_One> then realised I am quickly dying
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fail
41:00 <Bastardly_One> alrighty
41:00 <johninja> just sitting round playing with me nips
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm taking this lull
41:00 <Bastardly_One> as the time to call it a morning
41:00 <Bastardly_One> until later on I guess
41:00 <Bastardly_One> *waves*
41:00 <johninja> ciao
41:00 <johninja> one time he even saw a ufo
41:00 <johninja> getting slightly high from sleep dep
43:00 <faux> Bleh
43:00 <The_Baron> aahh
43:00 <The_Baron> fuck :/
44:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
45:00 <The_Baron> time to punch an especially big cone now methinks
45:00 <johninja> do it
45:00 <The_Baron> yeah packing the fucker now
45:00 <The_Baron> gonna make this shit mound up
45:00 <johninja> why bleh faux
45:00 <faux> Getting picked up in 15
46:00 <faux> Have had like an hour sleeo
46:00 <faux> Sleep
46:00 <johninja> shower~
47:00 <The_Baron> okay as shit as my mood is
47:00 <The_Baron> this still gave me a giggle https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1524808_10151780167016886_1198232186_n.jpg
47:00 <johninja> hahaha
49:00 <johninja> STAFF in a hospital were gripped by panic when a man who was pronounced dead after committing suicide woke up a day later, right before he was about to be embalmed.
49:00 <johninja> in 2014 how the fuck do you not know someone is dead?
50:00 <The_Baron> where was this?
50:00 <The_Baron> if it's some povo 3rd world nation I can see that happening
50:00 <johninja> Staff in a Kenyan hospital
50:00 <johninja> yeah that explains it
50:00 <The_Baron> well there ya go
51:00 <johninja> "well he looked pretty fucking dead man"
51:00 <johninja> "be fucked if i'm going to try save this dudes life he just tried to end it so i'm not doing anyone any favours"
52:00 <The_Baron> haha
52:00 <The_Baron> though there is this state that people can get into usually from overdosing
52:00 <The_Baron> where the heart doesn't completely stop
52:00 <johninja> no heartbeat?
52:00 <The_Baron> it beats at 3-6 beats a minute
52:00 <johninja> oh wow
52:00 <johninja> they would still pick that up here
52:00 <The_Baron> enough to keep oxygen fed to to brain
53:00 <The_Baron> but low enough not to be picked up by a EEG
53:00 <johninja> hmm
53:00 <johninja> what do people who come out of that state describe their experience like?
53:00 <johninja> i was watching this cool doco about that shit
54:00 <johninja> like people in comas and their experiences
54:00 <The_Baron> from what I have read, it's meant to be like a coma/deep sleep
54:00 <johninja> most were positive except for one dudes and it was the shit of nightmares
54:00 <The_Baron> sometimes they dream, sometimes they are unconcious, can't remember nothing
54:00 <johninja> ahh yep
54:00 <johninja> i think there would be a monk somewhere who could probably do that at will
54:00 <The_Baron> I went into a state like that when I went into a trance on a strong dose of mushies
55:00 <The_Baron> my mate freaked couldn't feel a pulse
55:00 <The_Baron> calls the ambos
55:00 <johninja> once at the dentist i started meditating
55:00 <The_Baron> they couldn't get a reading on their eeg on site
55:00 <johninja> the cunts freaked out
55:00 <johninja> "AR EYOU BREATHING"
55:00 <The_Baron> then almost to the hospital I wake up
55:00 <johninja> yeh i'm fine
55:00 <johninja> "ARE YOU SURE"
55:00 <The_Baron> yeah see
55:00 <The_Baron> u can put urself in a state like that
55:00 <johninja> you have your fucking hand in my mouth lady, 1. its hard to breath 2. stop asking me fucking questions
55:00 <The_Baron> u put urself in a deep trance state I'd say
56:00 <johninja> damn
56:00 <johninja> you see those monks in india who claim to have not eaten or drank for 20+ years
56:00 <johninja> gurus
56:00 <johninja> pretty crazy man
57:00 <The_Baron> I reckon it's true
57:00 <spence> Tonights gonna be a good good night :D
57:00 <johninja> scientists have locked them up for 4 days to test it
57:00 <johninja> and yeg
57:00 <johninja> yeh
57:00 <The_Baron> I've done a week without food or whatever just meditating
57:00 <The_Baron> it's meant to be physically impossible but one can do it
57:00 <johninja> i think so too
57:00 <The_Baron> water *(
57:00 <johninja> you can tap energy from the sun
57:00 <johninja> as for the water
57:00 <johninja> well yeh
57:00 <johninja> that is quite tricky man
57:00 <The_Baron> u tap into chi
57:00 <johninja> you would think the body neeeds to replace fluids
57:00 <johninja> like lost from sweat
58:00 <johninja> and just general use like blood
58:00 <johninja> so how would you get that?
58:00 <spence> Tonights gonna be a good good night :D
58:00 <The_Baron> controlled breathing
58:00 <The_Baron> that's all there is to meditation really
58:00 <The_Baron> u focus on ur breathing
58:00 <The_Baron> slowly making the breaths shorter and shallower
58:00 <The_Baron> and I mean SLOWLY
58:00 <johninja> controlled breathing doesn't produce a lot of water vapour though
58:00 <The_Baron> it will usually take 2 hours to get into the first phase of a deep trance
59:00 <johninja> ooh cool
59:00 <The_Baron> after that, it becomes exponentially deeper 
59:00 <johninja> i have no trouble dropping into a meditative state
59:00 <johninja> but yeah the trance shit sounds a lot deeper
59:00 <johninja> i doubt i have the patience
59:00 <The_Baron> then if u really hit the zone
59:00 <The_Baron> the light a white light
59:00 <The_Baron> it will get brighter and brighter
59:00 <The_Baron> and the chi flows from that
59:00 <The_Baron> I found myself feeding off this "energy"
59:00 <johninja> mmm
00:00 <johninja> i can see that working
00:00 <johninja> you would get better at getting to that state too
00:00 <johninja> more efficiently
00:00 <johninja> it actually sounds like celestine prophecy lol
00:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
00:00 <johninja> lots of shit about people feeding/taking away others energy
01:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, it can be done, though when u get out of the trance after that long
01:00 <The_Baron> I was weak as fuck 
01:00 <The_Baron> could barely walk
01:00 <johninja> how long were you in for?
01:00 <The_Baron> the realisation I was part of a physical reality again was quite a shock to the system
01:00 <The_Baron> 1 week
01:00 <johninja> wow
02:00 <The_Baron> well 4 hours shy of one week
02:00 <The_Baron> but yeah
02:00 <johninja> what bought you out?
02:00 <The_Baron> my hands
02:00 <johninja> pain?
02:00 <The_Baron> nah
02:00 <The_Baron> just realising they were there
03:00 <johninja> i see
03:00 <The_Baron> hard to explain
03:00 <johninja> nono
03:00 <johninja> i get it
03:00 <johninja> it sounds a bit like sleep
03:00 <The_Baron> well sleep is meditation
03:00 <johninja> there are probanbly stages of consciousness
03:00 <johninja> where you would notice shit like your hands
03:00 <The_Baron> yeah
04:00 <The_Baron> I have identified three stages of conciousness
04:00 <The_Baron> the consensus realm, where we interact in this physical world, the realm of delerium, where our physical world and the underlying demons and angels of our imagination intermingle
04:00 <johninja> here, there and neutral
04:00 <The_Baron> then there is the super ego/astral 
05:00 <The_Baron> the gateways between parrallels and even alternative/trancendent dimensions
06:00 <johninja> heh
06:00 <johninja> freemasons are right into astral travel and shit
06:00 <[sh4dz]_work> GOTTA CARRY AN OLD TV
06:00 <[sh4dz]_work> FARK
06:00 <johninja> this guy said too much once lol
06:00 <The_Baron> hehehe
06:00 <The_Baron> though..in saying that...
06:00 <johninja> in fact he did a few times that night
06:00 <johninja> he wanted me to join bad
06:00 <The_Baron> I believe that there is only really one dimension
06:00 <johninja> think he wanted my ass
06:00 <The_Baron> that everything and nothing is actually the same thing
07:00 <[sh4dz]_work> LOL BARON
07:00 <johninja> hmmm
07:00 <The_Baron> made disparate by this anamoly of conciousness
07:00 <johninja> yeah well scientists have kinda discovered that
08:00 <johninja> certian particles only start doing shit when they are observed
08:00 <The_Baron> aah yes
08:00 <[sh4dz]_work> ITS DA RED BARON IMO
08:00 <The_Baron> double slit test
08:00 <johninja> oh yeah
08:00 <johninja> you were telling me about that lol
08:00 <[sh4dz]_work> anyways carry this fucker
08:00 <johninja> The death of a man who fell 30m at the Barangaroo construction site this morning has prompted a union to accuse the Lend Lease construction company of negligence.
08:00 <The_Baron> yeah it's pretty cool shit to read about
10:00 <The_Baron> https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1495437_852594581434295_1598952342_n.jpg
10:00 <The_Baron> okay this gave me a giggle too
10:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <The_Baron> fuck this bitch
17:00 <johninja> :(
17:00 <johninja> who the fuck am i supposed to talk to now
17:00 <johninja> me?
18:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/q77/s720x720/1497749_502079519908126_2042703010_n.jpg 
19:00 <johninja> There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations. Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy.
21:00 <[sh4dz]_work> cuppa brb
22:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk4bg6RBwuY 
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roger Miller - Less Of Me - John Laws Theme Song (Aug 18, 2010) 2:17 - Category: Music - 19,151 views - 74 likes (98.7%), 1 dislikes (1.3%)
25:00 <Pieter> Fuckin gonna be a hot shitty day
25:00 <Pieter> Maccas breakfast me thinks
25:00 <johninja> may jesus have mercy on you piet
26:00 <Pieter> I need to have mercy on jebus
26:00 <johninja> not helping yourself
30:00 <[shadz]> ..
31:00 <[shadz]> mm coffee
32:00 <[shadz]> brb chkin gumtree
33:00 <johninja> http://s.quickmeme.com/img/ab/ab8d7f1b478378d74c6120a38d3ce7cab1cb9523a0335d02044f0b8fac8ca3aa.jpg
34:00 <johninja> what if there were only 300 humans left
37:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QphglQu3oL0 
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Johnny Cash - A Satisfied Mind (Apr 13, 2008) 0 - Category: Music - 369,379 views - 1,234 likes (99.1%), 11 dislikes (0.9%)
40:00 <johninja> people with big egos are often quite easy to manipulate
41:00 <johninja> its like a trap
41:00 <johninja> just stroke it~
41:00 <johninja> and they are too sure of themselves to have any doubt
43:00 <johninja> so sally can wait
44:00 <johninja> she know's it's too late when you're walking on by
44:00 <gremlinz> are u the mdma johninja?
44:00 <gremlinz> u on*
44:00 <johninja> lol nah just the coffee and sleep dep
44:00 <gremlinz> ahh k
44:00 <gremlinz> :p
44:00 <johninja> hehe
45:00 <johninja> in a bit of a strange state of mind from a monthlong weed binge too
45:00 <johninja> 3rd day sober
45:00 <johninja> wootwoot
45:00 <johninja> days off?
46:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1ClOAX9zFw 
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tommy Roe - Sheila (Jul 25, 2008) 2:08 - Category: Music - 371,829 views - 692 likes (97.3%), 19 dislikes (2.7%)
47:00 <gremlinz> sorry?
48:00 <johninja> do you have days off work?
48:00 <gremlinz> oh.. naa
48:00 <johninja> ah k
48:00 <gremlinz> i do night shift
48:00 <johninja> ooh
48:00 <johninja> still up then
48:00 <johninja> cool
48:00 <gremlinz> yea bed soon
48:00 <gremlinz> just doing some study before i hit the hay
48:00 <gremlinz> assessment crap
49:00 <johninja> do you think its a good time to study?
49:00 <johninja> i don't have much experience with a normal memmory
49:00 <gremlinz> anytime is a good time
49:00 <gremlinz> got to fit it in where i can
49:00 <johninja> haha true
53:00 <[shadz]> 21"6 lcd tv for 50
53:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8poht52GAs 
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Lennon-#9 Dream-Offical Video-HQ (Oct 14, 2011) 4:46 - Category: Music - 67,469 views - 549 likes (98.4%), 9 dislikes (1.6%)
53:00 <[shadz]> :P))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
54:00 <[shadz]> drop like an earthquake,damn this song sux lol
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <[shadz]> lolol
54:00 <[shadz]> XD
54:00 <johninja> ne of the few people who has done more drugs than you
55:00 <[shadz]> HEAPS
55:00 <[shadz]> fair few
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <johninja> all of those cunts were fried
55:00 <[shadz]> im pretty mild
55:00 <johninja> except paul
55:00 <johninja> but paul is a fucking gimp cunt
55:00 <johninja> always was
55:00 <[shadz]> fully fried
56:00 <[shadz]> u got a lcd tv dude
56:00 <johninja> i have plasma
56:00 <johninja> like 40' toshiba
56:00 <[shadz]> 40 k
56:00 <johninja> hmm
56:00 <johninja> maybe not that huge
56:00 <johninja> i forget
56:00 <[shadz]> kk
56:00 <johninja> its a big cunt though
56:00 <[shadz]> yea true
56:00 <johninja> about 1.5m x 1
57:00 <[shadz]> i just caried a ol crt down 2x flights stairs
57:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <johninja> i have another crt toshiba
57:00 <[shadz]> backs totalled
57:00 <johninja> its big too
57:00 <johninja> and heavy as fuck
57:00 <gremlinz> i wud have fucking thrown it down the stairs
57:00 <[shadz]> kkkk
57:00 <johninja> need more than 1 person to lift it
57:00 <[shadz]> weigh a tonne
57:00 <johninja> yeh man
57:00 <johninja> fuck crt 
57:00 <[shadz]> rooted fucking ridge inside
57:00 <[shadz]> car motor
57:00 <[shadz]> lol
58:00 <[shadz]> weigh 20 tonnes
58:00 <johninja> yeh
58:00 <johninja> fridges havn't really cut down much
58:00 <johninja> i guess there isn't much demand for a slim fridge
58:00 <johninja> "what the fuck am i going to put in that? pizza sideways?"
58:00 <[shadz]> nah ur right
59:00 <[shadz]> still massive
59:00 <[shadz]> true
59:00 <[shadz]> lobsters alive
59:00 <johninja> yeah
59:00 <johninja> one can of beer at a time
59:00 <[shadz]> yea indeed
00:00 <[shadz]> good song
02:00 <[shadz]> gotta wait till 11am so this shop in gosford,music shop opens so i can 30 bills on my credit card for software
02:00 <johninja> what kinda software you get for 30 bucks?
02:00 <johninja> hard copy
02:00 <[shadz]> rad sequencer
02:00 <johninja> hmm
03:00 <[shadz]> nah he gives u a licence key
03:00 <johninja> ahh yeah
03:00 <[shadz]> u download from the main us site
03:00 <johninja> what is it called?
03:00 <johninja> i'll have a quick look and grab you one if i can
03:00 <[shadz]> secret man
03:00 <johninja> k
03:00 <[shadz]> lol
03:00 <[shadz]> 1 sec toke
03:00 <johninja> i havn't bought software for like a decade
04:00 <johninja> i did buy a genuine copy of windows 7 after a while though
04:00 <[shadz]> makin music i thought id go legit
04:00 <johninja> was fuck all wehn getting a new pc
04:00 <[shadz]> fully
04:00 <johninja> gawd
04:00 <[shadz]> i got a win64 with this laptop
04:00 <johninja> trying to find this song
05:00 <johninja> and there is an uptempo version
05:00 <johninja> and a slow tempot version
05:00 <johninja> but not the fucking one i want
05:00 <[shadz]> no worries esy to do
05:00 <[shadz]> oh right
05:00 <johninja> its clear someone had just slowed down the tempo on the second one
05:00 <johninja> the words were all drawled
05:00 <[shadz]> lol
06:00 <[shadz]> yea true
06:00 <[shadz]> sound crazy
06:00 <johninja> you have a synthasiser?
06:00 <[shadz]> only vsts
06:00 <[shadz]> ive had 3
06:00 <johninja> i got an old roland 303
07:00 <[shadz]> bullshit u have
07:00 <johninja> i'll show you
07:00 <johninja> i sec
07:00 <[shadz]> u serious
07:00 <johninja> yeh man
07:00 <[shadz]> sell it o me
07:00 <johninja> bought it for 300 off my mate
07:00 <johninja> he got it on ebay and couldn't work it
07:00 <[shadz]> fark
08:00 <johninja> i dunno why i blew that much on it
08:00 <[shadz]> id pay 500 of ya
08:00 <johninja> its in pretty good nick eh
08:00 <johninja> still have the instruction manuals and shit somewhere
08:00 <[shadz]> show us a pic
08:00 <johninja> yeh justr waiting for it to load
08:00 <johninja> my nets is terrible
08:00 <johninja> i took a pic for xm lol
09:00 <[shadz]> no woblies
09:00 <[shadz]> lol yea
09:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/r270/421016_10151646991949992_1278257409_n.jpg 
10:00 <johninja> must have came out early-mid 90s
10:00 <johninja> thats the kinda beats it has loaded on it
10:00 <[shadz]> 1 sec dude my nets fuct also
10:00 <johninja> but its pretty randoom too
10:00 <johninja> i mean
10:00 <johninja> there are a shitload of samples on it
10:00 <johninja> and you can manipulate every one like 21020192 ways
10:00 <[shadz]> thats different
11:00 <[shadz]> the real one is tb-303
11:00 <[shadz]> there worth 3k
11:00 <[shadz]> look similar
11:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
11:00 <[shadz]> there plastic lol
11:00 <[shadz]> peeps kill for em
12:00 <[shadz]> roland tb-303 and tr-909
12:00 <johninja> yeah i said mc
12:00 <johninja> nerver seen the other ones
12:00 <[shadz]> no worries
12:00 <johninja> are they bigger?
12:00 <[shadz]> prolly same
12:00 <[shadz]> or smaller
12:00 <johninja> what makes them better?
12:00 <[shadz]> search on ebay
12:00 <johninja> more samples?
12:00 <[shadz]> tb-303
13:00 <johninja> yeh but that won't tell me what i want to know
13:00 <[shadz]> dunno yea prolly
13:00 <johninja> kk
13:00 <[shadz]> kkkkk
13:00 <[shadz]> XD
13:00 <[shadz]> IL STILL GIVE YA 300 FOR IT
13:00 <[shadz]> IF U NEED CASHO
14:00 <johninja> haha nah
14:00 <[shadz]> WOULD HAVE TO PAY U 3X 100 INSTALLMENTS
14:00 <johninja> i don't really man
14:00 <[shadz]> LOL OK
14:00 <johninja> it can sit there
14:00 <johninja> i'll let the grandkids play with it or somethign
14:00 <[shadz]> keep it dude ff its cunt
14:00 <[shadz]> for sure hehehehe
16:00 <[shadz]> i had a roland r-70
16:00 <[shadz]> roland 505
16:00 <[shadz]> roland sh101
16:00 <[shadz]> roland tr-909
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <johninja> it was such a dumb thing
16:00 <johninja> i was just thinking 
16:00 <[shadz]> roland 2x jp8000`s
16:00 <johninja> because i was broke at the time
16:00 <johninja> wow cool
16:00 <[shadz]> its totally awesome wish i had it
17:00 <johninja> you would probably use it a lot more than me
17:00 <[shadz]> read manual when ya board
17:00 <[shadz]> fully
17:00 <johninja> i used to know what all the shit does
17:00 <[shadz]> god yes
17:00 <johninja> taught myself
17:00 <[shadz]> wow
17:00 <[shadz]> awesome
17:00 <johninja> its pretty simple eh
17:00 <johninja> just sit there fucking around for like 50 hours
17:00 <[shadz]> yup
17:00 <johninja> and you sus it out
18:00 <[shadz]> thats it im the same
18:00 <[shadz]> i work everything out by playin
18:00 <johninja> wouldn't hurt to read the manual i guess haha
18:00 <johninja> but blokes never do
18:00 <[shadz]> read no manuals
18:00 <johninja> same
18:00 <johninja> i'll fuck it up 
18:00 <[shadz]> i hate reading
18:00 <johninja> and then read the manualo
18:00 <[shadz]> books suxor
18:00 <johninja> "oh right, so i shouldn't have done that"
18:00 <[shadz]> if its not penthouse fuck it
19:00 <[shadz]> :))
19:00 <[shadz]> suns out sweet
20:00 <[shadz]> when i sell me house i might waste 5k on hardware
20:00 <[shadz]> music hardware 
20:00 <[shadz]> depending
20:00 <[shadz]> luv that shit
21:00 <johninja> hehe
21:00 <johninja> let us know eh
21:00 <[shadz]> will do
21:00 <johninja> if you are still keep on it i'll sell it
21:00 <[shadz]> okies no worries
21:00 <[shadz]> lemme have another look brb
24:00 <[shadz]> http://www.vintagesynth.com/roland/mc303.php
26:00 <[shadz]> this is the real legit
26:00 <[shadz]> http://www.vintagesynth.com/roland/303.php
26:00 <johninja> ah yeh
26:00 <johninja> coo
26:00 <[shadz]> ive got vstis do the same
27:00 <johninja> wtf is the tb303
27:00 <johninja> does it even have a keyboard?
27:00 <johninja> i mean it does look quite nice
27:00 <[shadz]> the origonal bassline synth
27:00 <johninja> ahh
27:00 <[shadz]> makes that 303 sound
28:00 <[shadz]> so does rebirth
28:00 <[shadz]> lol
28:00 <[shadz]> rebirth has 2 303`s
28:00 <[shadz]> brb dude
28:00 <[shadz]> toke n brb
28:00 <[shadz]> ciggy
28:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ae7_1389287411
28:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Cameraman almost taken out by rally car. (Date: Jan-9-2014, 5 hours ago) - Views: 1356 - Played: 1745
29:00 <[shadz]> BlackDevil:GONG
30:00 <[shadz]> PIMP A CUPPA BBIAB
31:00 <[shadz]> The TB-303 is THE sound of acid and techno house music! It's a monophonic analog bass synthesizer married to a pattern-based step sequencer released in 1982. It features a single analog oscillator with two waveforms (ramp or square) and has a simple but excellent VCF (filter) with resonance, cut-off, and envelope controls. There are also knobs to adjust tuning, envelope decay, tempo and 
31:00 <[shadz]> accent amount
32:00 <[shadz]>  It is used by: Aphex Twin, 808 State, Future Sound of London, Massive Attack, Orbital, Eat Static, Norman Cook (Fatboy Slim), Air, Astral Projection, Josh Wink, Plastikman, Überzone, Moby, Hardfloor, Ultramarine, Underworld, BT, The Prodigy, Jimmy Edgar, Union Jack, Front Line Assembly, Pet Shop Boys, Freddy Fresh, Luke Vibert, and the Chemical Brothers.
33:00 <[shadz]> TB-303 Devil Fish Mod
33:00 <[shadz]> Get all the acid you can squeeze out of your TB-303 with the Devil Fish modification, designed to enhance and extend the range of the 303's filters and sound
33:00 <[shadz]> THERE WORTH FUCKLODS
33:00 <[shadz]> LOL
33:00 <[shadz]> 3k i think on ebay
34:00 <[shadz]> brb
34:00 <[shadz]> XED X D XD XDF XF XF XD
34:00 <[shadz]> MILKS A FED
34:00 <[shadz]> FED UP
34:00 <[shadz]> BBs
36:00 <[shadz]> wb pieter
39:00 <[shadz]> It is not very well known as most people never really come across it, but Charnjit Singh's album "10 Ragas to a Disco Beat" in 1982, India is speculated by music journalist to be the earliest example of Acid house The tracks are all produced with a Jupiter-8, TR-808, and a TB-303
39:00 <[shadz]> i left skool in 1980
39:00 <Pieter> Fuckin protestors fucking wigh the trams hate.this.east.west link shit
39:00 <[shadz]> bought a drum kit and invented techno
40:00 <[shadz]> on a pearl jazz kit in my bedroom 
40:00 <[shadz]> with an awesome cb radio setup
40:00 <Pieter> If someone fucks with mhly.breakfast i go nuts :p
41:00 <[shadz]> and a pioneer car system runing off a car battery into 12 speakers
41:00 <johninja> thanks for the tip
41:00 <[shadz]> bedrooms gotta be pimp
43:00 <[shadz]> brb djs
43:00 <[shadz]> :()))))))))
43:00 <[shadz]> tube.
44:00 <Pieter> Larry emdur needs to shave bad
45:00 <Pieter> All the goodness stays in the pulp!
45:00 <[shadz]> joh ill give ya 350 mate
45:00 <[shadz]> bbiab
46:00 <Pieter> Nutri bullet! 
46:00 <Pieter> Its nutrigrain for your clit! 
48:00 <BlackDevil> so
48:00 <BlackDevil> i found the program thats fucking up my audio
49:00 <BlackDevil> fuckin christ Loof
49:00 <BlackDevil> wipe your ass
49:00 <Loof> sorry man
50:00 <Loof> it's how i mark my territory by dripping poop everywhere from my ass
51:00 <BlackDevil> gross because kuniva isnt licking it up
57:00 <Pieter> Stop breaking it blackdevil ¡!!!!!!!
58:00 <Pieter> Theres a story of a boy who lost his shadow :(
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <Pieter> Im trying to catch mine in a cage
58:00 <BlackDevil> ?
58:00 <johninja> that was one of my favourite piet lines of all time
59:00 <Pieter> Carrots wont work :(
59:00 <Pieter> Wtf is this shit on chan 11
00:00 <Pieter> Guy dressed as a rat
00:00 <Pieter> What a dunce
01:00 <johninja> that one not so much
01:00 <Pieter> Theyre heroes in a half shell and they're green
01:00 <Pieter> Michael angelo is a party dood
01:00 <johninja> better
01:00 <Pieter> I wanna be a party dood:(
02:00 <Pieter> Am i partying yet?
03:00 <spence> I'll be partying after3 wooohoooo
03:00 <spence> froff tops aplenty :D
04:00 <Pieter> A frogs gotta do what a frogs gotta do
04:00 <spence> ribbit ribbit
04:00 <Pieter> Frogs hop on cock
04:00 <Pieter> Hop then hip hop
06:00 <Pieter> Talking brains with arms
07:00 <Pieter> I want one :)))/
07:00 <Pieter> A brain first then ill upgrade it later
08:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6nm-7pcgjA 
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gravediggaz - What's the meaning? (Nov 18, 2010) 4:06 - Category: Music - 5,414 views - 36 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:00 <spence> 3.75 hours to go..wooohoooo!
12:00 <spence> make that 4.75
12:00 <spence> ;D
12:00 <spence> lovely days
13:00 <Loof> sup spence
14:00 <spence> Smoko mate sup?
14:00 <spence> Nice day in chingvale mate
15:00 <spence> Gotta weld up man back at 1 later pal
18:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/1532104_406591529471829_1283941874_n.jpg
18:00 <johninja> stolen~
18:00 <johninja> :p
22:00 <johninja> Marijuana Shortage In Colo. A Week After Legalization
22:00 <johninja> lol
22:00 <johninja> you dumb fucks
22:00 <johninja> "yep its legal, we just can't fucking get on"
32:00 <johninja>  a nursing home employee who posted pictures of herself posing with dead patients on Facebook, has been fined by a court
38:00 <johninja> "My mum is famous because of her boobs," she said. "I just like them because they pay the rent and stuff."
52:00 <johninja> IT WAS meant to be Chile's first drawbridge.
52:00 <johninja> Instead, it was built with at least one traffic deck upside-down, so opening day will have to wait, officials said. 
54:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuXWcrh1Fsw 
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sofia Vergara and Jimmy Kimmel Read Mean Internet Comments (Jan 9, 2014) 3:33 - Category: Comedy - 99,025 views - 2,404 likes (99.2%), 19 dislikes (0.8%)
03:00 <johninja> a rose by any other name 
03:00 <johninja> would smell as sweet
03:00 <BlackDevil> Adopted Child Sick Of Gay Parents Forcing Him To Watch Them Have Sex
04:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <johninja> thats going to sting
05:00 <johninja> Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized; Henceforth I never will be Romeo.
06:00 <Loof> love me and i'll be renewed and know as romeo
06:00 <Loof> why does shakesphere have to use all those extra words
06:00 <johninja> lol ikr
06:00 <Loof> hated that shit in high school
07:00 <johninja> pretty tallented guy for his time though
07:00 <johninja> i will give him that
08:00 <Loof> yeah the storylines were good
08:00 <Loof> just the wording needs to be modernised
08:00 <johninja> yeah
08:00 <johninja> its not bad for a little bit
08:00 <johninja> but i can see what you mean
08:00 <Loof> cool that he was a stoner
08:00 <johninja> after couple of chapters i would be spewwing
09:00 <johninja> haha yeh
09:00 <johninja> he smoked nutmeg otr some shit
09:00 <Loof> Shakespeare's pipe contained cocaine, cannabis and acid!
09:00 <johninja> oh wow
09:00 <Loof> http://www.omg-facts.com/Celebs/Shakespeares-Pipe-Contained-Cocaine-Cann/57512
09:00 <johninja> i only heard about the nutmeg
10:00 <johninja> wonder where they got the acid?
10:00 <johninja> hoffman didn't invent it until the 10502-60s
10:00 <johninja> 19
10:00 <Loof> doubt acid was used by him
10:00 <johninja> well
10:00 <Loof> bit of trolling on that site
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <johninja> i tried smoking some nutmeg after i read that
11:00 <johninja> don't bother
11:00 <Loof> same
11:00 <Loof> gave me a headache bad
11:00 <Loof> did nothing els
11:00 <johninja> yeh lol thats about it
11:00 <Loof> valerian fucks me
11:00 <johninja> must have been a dif kind
11:00 <Loof> its like hard core valium
11:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
11:00 <Loof> not the capsules
11:00 <Loof> getting the root, grating it and boiling it
12:00 <johninja> used to steal a couple of my exes valiums and her ADD meds
12:00 <Loof> used too much and i was fucked for days
12:00 <johninja> well not so much steal
12:00 <Loof> lol
12:00 <johninja> as have them given to me
12:00 <Loof> valium is like viagra to me
12:00 <johninja> haha
12:00 <Loof> dunno why
12:00 <johninja> it just seemed to be mildly calming
12:00 <Loof> yeah
12:00 <Loof> they hand em out like lollypops in psych ward
13:00 <johninja> i can see how a heavier does would zonk you out tho
13:00 <johninja> yeh 
13:00 <johninja> so many people on valiu
13:00 <Loof> they get you hooked on em
13:00 <johninja> lots of housewives
13:00 <Loof> yeah
13:00 <johninja> they just used to hooke them up with coke ans mack back in the day
13:00 <johninja> pep pills lol
13:00 <Loof> awesome lol
13:00 <Loof> good old days
13:00 <johninja> no shit
14:00 <Loof> didn't coke have like 5% cocaine at some point?
14:00 <johninja> i was reading about oxycotton the other day
14:00 <johninja> yeh that too lol
15:00 <johninja> apparently that desroyed a few areas in america for a while
15:00 <johninja> the old school coal miners used to do it to get through the day
15:00 <johninja> and created a drug culture
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <Loof> sweet
16:00 <Loof> wonder if we'd run out of weed if we legalised
16:00 <Loof> every cunt would want it
17:00 <johninja> lol yeh
17:00 <johninja> wait
17:00 <johninja> <johninja> Marijuana Shortage In Colo. A Week After Legalization
17:00 <johninja> <johninja> lol
17:00 <johninja> <johninja> you dumb fucks
17:00 <johninja> <johninja> "yep its legal, we just can't fucking get on"
18:00 <johninja> so yeah
18:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <johninja> i can see that happening in aus bigtinme
18:00 <johninja> at least until the first crops kick in
18:00 <Loof> yeah
18:00 <Loof> well better get some work done, ciao
20:00 <johninja> Tobacco was discovered on Columbus' first voyage. Cocaine was found in large areas of South America. Caffeine and LSD-like drugs were found scattered all over the world ... the Europeans not only adopted nicotine and caffeine but spread them everywhere. They also imported opium. In a remarkably short space of time, western Europe was converted from an alcohol-only culture to a multi-drug 
20:00 <johninja> culture
20:00 <johninja> yay for multiculturalism
24:00 <Ana_Ng> moar history pls
25:00 <johninja> hehe
29:00 <Excessive> Idols appeared featuring mother Semiramis and baby Nimrod (prefiguring the Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus); her symbol was the moon (Isis, Diana), and Nimrod's was the sun (Horus, Baal, Sol). Semiramis promoted baby sacrifices and celibacy for priests, foreshadowing Roman Catholicism. She invented death by crucifixion (crucifixes were originally occult symbols in Babylon and Egypt). 
30:00 <Pieter> Baby nimrod wtf haha
30:00 <johninja> heh
30:00 <Excessive> http://christian-truths2.blogspot.com.au/2010/06/ihs-does-not-mean-jesus.html
30:00 <johninja> "needs more baby sacrifices" "ahh yep sweet, on it"
31:00 <johninja> nimrod was the name of a greenday album yeh?
31:00 <johninja> or offsping
31:00 <johninja> one of those bands
31:00 <Pieter> Grrr neifhbour comes over with green n now im lazy:(
32:00 <johninja> you realise the nimrod story is actually the story of horus?
32:00 <johninja> so wierd
32:00 <Excessive> She invented death by crucifixion ................ for all those that wear a cross around their neck
32:00 <johninja> they try to disprove a lie with more lies
34:00 <johninja> Isis, who had great magical
34:00 <johninja> powers, decided to find her husband and bring him back to life long enough so that they could have
34:00 <johninja> a child. Together with Nepthys, Isis roamed the country, collecting the pieces of her husband’s body
34:00 <johninja> and reassembling them. Once she completed this task, she breathed the breath of life into his body
34:00 <johninja> and resurrected him. They were together again, and Isis became pregnant soon after. 
34:00 <johninja> Before his death, Nimrod married and impregnated his mother 
34:00 <johninja> ...
34:00 <Excessive> johninja, as Nimrod is translated to "hunter" I'm thinkin that Horus is jus another such name describing the character in the story
34:00 <johninja> yes possibly
34:00 <johninja> its odd they would use horus in the story though
34:00 <johninja> Nimrod's was the sun (Horus, Baal, Sol)
35:00 <johninja> unless nimrod came before horus
35:00 <johninja> http://www.laits.utexas.edu/cairo/teachers/osiris.pdf
37:00 <johninja> hehe
37:00 <johninja> these storys all sound greek too
37:00 <johninja> so it kinda went summerians>greek>romans>us
37:00 <johninja> woops
37:00 <johninja> so it kinda went summerians>egyptians>greek>romans>us
38:00 <johninja> some of the storys are also similar to hindu myths
38:00 <Pieter> Hehehe nimrod
38:00 <Pieter> You ducking nimrod
38:00 <Pieter> *nod*
38:00 <Pieter> Nimrods r us
39:00 <johninja> nematoad
39:00 <Excessive> Together with Nepthys, Isis roamed the country, collecting the pieces of her husbands body
39:00 <Excessive> and reassembling them. Once she completed this task, she breathed the breath of life into his body
39:00 <Excessive> and resurrected him.
39:00 <Excessive> Nimrod ressurrection -> alien ressurrection .............
39:00 <johninja> ooh aliens
40:00 <johninja> i am inclined to agree
40:00 <johninja> "sky gods"
40:00 <Excessive> so they're sayin that "yes we have the technology to do it"
40:00 <johninja> there is more evidence for that then against it for me 
40:00 <johninja> i do watch a lot of ancient aliens though
41:00 <johninja> who wants to live forever?
41:00 <johninja> not i, not i
41:00 <Excessive> so the story does not necessarily date to fckn primitive times .......... but a time in time where "the incredible" is possible
41:00 <johninja> you know what is strange?
42:00 <johninja> there isn't an ancient culture that existed without religion
42:00 <johninja> it almost seems fundamental to human growth
42:00 <johninja> although i suspect the main reason was to use it as a way of explaining the unknown
42:00 <johninja> and to comfort people with the thought of death
43:00 <Excessive> religion ............... to me .............. is a true account of certain events that have happened in time .......... although it bein hypothetically told
43:00 <johninja> yes
43:00 <johninja> they described it as best they could
43:00 <johninja> and all the translations over the years havn't helped
43:00 <johninja> or modifications hehe
44:00 <johninja> so yeah religion = way of explaining creation, reason for life, comforting death
45:00 <johninja> some of the abo myths are quite out there
47:00 <Excessive> well take this example ............. like in a comp/arcade game ........... u start off with x many lives, run through, collect prizes/weapons/money/etc and fight x many chracters to get to the big fuckah at the end of the stage, etc, etc, etc ............ likewise in life ......... u work to make money, spend it on ur needs in life and when u become sick etc ...... u're fighting somethin here .......... spend ur money on gd medicine etc etc ...
48:00 <johninja> heh
49:00 <johninja> and what was the point of that?
49:00 <johninja> life?
49:00 <johninja> what did you acheive?
49:00 <johninja> you worked, collected material possesions, got sick and died
49:00 <johninja> i hope to get more than that out of life
50:00 <johninja> i mean
50:00 <johninja> there has to be more right?
50:00 <johninja> if not i don't want to play anymore
51:00 <Excessive> yes, obviously .......... I was relatin sickness to some dude u're fighting in the game, once u know how to beat it, u move on in life
52:00 <johninja> i prefer to think of life as a personal movie about experiences where you play the leading star, script writer, stage hand and you do it all in one take
52:00 <johninja> brilliant
52:00 <Excessive> like with ressurection ............ if u beat death by havin urself cloned and somehow transfer ur memory to the child by the age of when child becomes self conscious etc
53:00 <johninja> hmm
53:00 <johninja> but you are robbing the child of their life
53:00 <johninja> greedy
53:00 <Ana_Ng> life isn't that special
53:00 <johninja> i'm sure it will reach a point where we can transfer data from out brains onto some kind of hard drive
54:00 <johninja> either that ot we develop android bodys
54:00 <johninja> and just transfer the brain
54:00 <johninja> but what about the 'soul'
54:00 <johninja> what about the soul mannnn
54:00 <johninja> are we human?
54:00 <johninja> or are we dancers
54:00 <Excessive> that's bein done as u're typin right now
55:00 <Excessive> the brain to comp comms
55:00 <Excessive> coffee, one tic
55:00 <johninja> yeh they have been working on it for a coupe of decades eh
55:00 <Ana_Ng> there is no soul
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <johninja> yeah
55:00 <johninja> but i dunno
55:00 <johninja> i still have issues with us transfering ourselves from our physical bodies
56:00 <johninja> it crosses an ethical line for me
56:00 <Ana_Ng> i think it's entirely made up
56:00 <Ana_Ng> something our ancestors used to think about because watching the sky is fucking boring
56:00 <johninja> Of course you’re there. Death is always there. So why was I afraid? Your leap is swift. Your claws are sharp and merciful. What can you take from me which is not already yours? . . . Everything I have done until now has been fruitless. It has led to nothing. There was no other path except that it led to nothing and before me now there is only one real fact Death. The truth I have been 
56:00 <johninja> seeking this truth is Death. Yet Death is also a seeker. Forever seeking me. So we have met at last. And I am prepared. I am at peace. Because I will conquer death with death. -Bruce Lee
57:00 <Ana_Ng> a way to get Grog to sweep the cave
57:00 <johninja> it was from his last movie script
57:00 <johninja> it never went to production
58:00 <Excessive> johninja, read Dr Jose Del Gado and learn abt mind to comp comms
58:00 <Excessive> and then read Digital Angel
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <johninja> i already watched technoclypse a few times dude
59:00 <johninja> 3 part series about all this shit
59:00 <PietSAbabe> 41 on tuesday fuck that
59:00 <johninja> would you be comfortable if u could transfer you onto a floppy disk Excessive>
59:00 <PietSAbabe> Im gonna buy a freezer i can sleep in
59:00 <Excessive> and u think that u're on ur own when u know that there's no 1 else around u then?
00:00 <johninja> ?
00:00 <johninja> please elaborate
00:00 <Excessive> as in do u and only u know abt ur secrets even though u've not told a soul?
01:00 <johninja> hmm
01:00 <johninja> some i guess
01:00 <johninja> i don't have a lot of secrets
01:00 <johninja> so its not something i dwell on
01:00 <johninja> the johninja book of secrets
02:00 <johninja> probably about 4 pages long
02:00 <johninja> as for beleif in spirits etc
02:00 <johninja> which i'm guessing is what you are refering too
02:00 <johninja> i'm undecided
02:00 <johninja> same with religion
02:00 <Excessive> when I was makin refference to Dr Jose Del Gado, I was meanin to say how he started the whole brain implant shit and how technology since then has been put into law today .......... as in meanin today's cortex implants etc
02:00 <johninja> undecided
02:00 <johninja> and thats ok man
03:00 <Excessive> as in we all have this
03:00 <johninja> yeah i was kinda lolling at you telling me to read these books
03:00 <johninja> i have like 20 other books to read first
04:00 <Excessive> nah not books ........... jus lookin shit up
04:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
05:00 <Excessive> anyways ......... us all havin these implants which are usually implanted at birth or by other means ............. this is Rome's number, as we are all subjects ......... this is wat u're known to the govt by etc ............ and it's y the church (as the truth itself) and religion works
06:00 <johninja> religion is older than civilisation though
06:00 <Ana_Ng> uh
06:00 <Excessive> I agree there
06:00 <Excessive> yes
06:00 <Ana_Ng> when does civilisation start
07:00 <johninja> i think around 5000BC
07:00 <Excessive> though technology today has made it possible
07:00 <johninja> the first civilisations appeared
07:00 <johninja> in the levant
07:00 <johninja> which is around iran
07:00 <johninja> they started because people settled down and gre crops
07:00 <johninja> instead of being nomadic hunter gatherers
08:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe define religion
08:00 <Excessive> religion ........ culture ......... cycle in life
08:00 <Ana_Ng> if one caveman believes in a higher power, is that his religion?
08:00 <[shadz]> IVE GOT A BIG COCK
10:00 <[shadz]> WAS just looking at bikes n v8`s on ebay
11:00 <Excessive> get a V8 bike [shadz] :P
11:00 <johninja> hmm
11:00 <[shadz]> lol no way
11:00 <johninja> is one persons opinion a religion
11:00 <johninja> that doesn't even need cavemen
12:00 <johninja> i would go with no
12:00 <johninja> religion is defined as some kind of ordered group
12:00 <johninja> i.e more than one
12:00 <Excessive> or rather one's life around them
13:00 <[shadz]> anas the type of person that will sit there and argue pointless matters or subjects
14:00 <Excessive> johninja, did u know that technology today can read wat's on ur PC jus by analyzing the given off EMF from the motherboard?
15:00 <johninja> wow
15:00 <johninja> i doubt that
15:00 <johninja> highly
15:00 <johninja> wouldn't many different things throw a similur emf?
16:00 <johninja> for them to know i was watching the 92 original terminator and not the directors cut would be quite amazingf
17:00 <Excessive> japan apparently r big on this ......... this and electro magnetic force
17:00 <quasimoto> all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
18:00 <Excessive> they spend like more into this shit than their millitary
18:00 <johninja> yeah 
18:00 <johninja> those EMF bombs would be pretty cool
18:00 <johninja> takes out a citys power grid
18:00 <johninja> which prertty much all you have to do to fuck people up noways
18:00 <Excessive> it's all one fckn big transmitter
19:00 <johninja> http://www.freedomfchs.com/usarmyrptonmicrowavefx.pdf 
19:00 <johninja> randomly found that last night
19:00 <johninja> you may be interested
21:00 <Excessive> yeah one can be made sick jus by transmittin a certain frquency 
22:00 <Excessive> have u heard of HAARP, johninja?
22:00 <johninja> yeah man
22:00 <johninja> seen a fair few docos on it
22:00 <johninja> the jessie ventura one most recently
22:00 <johninja> i'm a former govenor and navy seal
23:00 <johninja> ok m8
23:00 <Excessive> right ......... wat abt a 1 GW solar power satellite ........... or rather a fleet of these in space doin wat HAARP started off
23:00 <johninja> just fucking do what you want then
23:00 <johninja> hmm yes
23:00 <johninja> i havn't actually thought about the space weapon scenario for a while
24:00 <quasimoto> does anyone know how many x-men movies there are all up?
24:00 <johninja> could they get enough power to it?
24:00 <johninja> i mean how many solar panels do you need for 1 GW?
24:00 <Excessive> look up Thunderstorm Solar Power Satellite
26:00 <Excessive> so say 5 of these would not be enough for an earthquake?
26:00 <Excessive> or tsunamy?
27:00 <Excessive> errrr .............. we need to wipe out this lot over here ............ it's ok ......... we're callin it a natural disaster
27:00 <johninja> i'm sure its possible
29:00 <Excessive> so then .......... with Del Gado's work and himself insisting that "no, it's the other way around, it's so that man controls machine" .......... how cool would it be to have access to one of those things jus by thinkin abt it?
31:00 <Q{{> its cool till ur the victim of it
31:00 <Q{{> who u want to wipe out?
31:00 <Q{{> whatever for?
31:00 <johninja> yeah i don't really want to cause harm to mass ammounts of people
31:00 <johninja> so it doesn't interest me
31:00 <Q{{> coz u cant persuade them
32:00 <Q{{> coz they dont listen to u?
32:00 <Q{{> coz they dont do what u tell them?
32:00 <Q{{> coz they annoy u?
32:00 <Q{{> whats the problem here lol
33:00 <johninja> i DON'T
33:00 <johninja> a few sure
34:00 <johninja> i could gladly smite some of my foes
34:00 <johninja> but after about 5 i would be done
34:00 <johninja> then i would kill piet and go home whistling
34:00 <johninja> good deeds~
34:00 <Q{{> then wipe memory of his existence lol
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <Q{{> could use such technologies for weather / climate control
36:00 <johninja> i doubt many will remember piet anyways
36:00 <johninja> only to laugh about him
36:00 <johninja> "remember that piet guy?" 
37:00 <johninja> "yeah lol what a dick"
39:00 <johninja> what would you choose, invisibility or levitation?
39:00 <Excessive> invisibility
39:00 <Q{{> levitation
39:00 <johninja> the idea of flotaing has always comforted me
39:00 <Q{{> all good tho
39:00 <johninja> goign with levitation
39:00 <Excessive> don't need to be superman if no can see u
39:00 <johninja> true
40:00 <Q{{> they could just randomly spray bullets
40:00 <Excessive> nah
41:00 <Excessive> u're randomly sprayin bullets and I'm on the other side of town?
41:00 <Q{{> well if something sus
41:00 <Excessive> lol
42:00 <Excessive> did u see that Q{{?
42:00 <Q{{> i wasnt looking
43:00 <Excessive> oh were u loadin ur guns by any chance?
44:00 <cat> Everybody please sign my justice for kuniva petition.
44:00 <Q{{> lol
46:00 <Q{{> u probably want to wipe whole population if they seek to destroy u
46:00 <Q{{> they over indulge and has no respect
47:00 <doctor> many people wish to do that
47:00 <Q{{> yeh but they cant
47:00 <doctor> though they realise it's impossible, so they drink instead
47:00 <Q{{> lol
49:00 <Excessive> [12:46] <krone> i just had some bible bashers at my front door
49:00 <Excessive> [12:46] <krone> they said god is not responsible for all the evil in the world
49:00 <Excessive> [12:46] <krone> and that satan is the one in power
49:00 <Excessive> [12:46] <krone> ^_^
49:00 <Excessive> [12:47] > so Obama is satan?
49:00 <Excessive> [
50:00 <Excessive> [12:47] <krone> they said america is controlled by the devil ^_^
50:00 <johninja> lol
50:00 <johninja> they sound like more than bible bashers
50:00 <johninja> occultists
52:00 <beehhh> bed to chat
52:00 <johninja> now go 2 bed cunt
55:00 <doctor> god is responsible if he created the universe only to hand it over to the devil
55:00 <beehhh> i was talking about you johninja
56:00 <doctor> i don't think humans are responsible, they didn't have a say in their birth. god on the other hand...
56:00 <beehhh> nice big banana
57:00 <doctor> that's if i were to believe in god, i wouldn't worship him i'd curse his name
58:00 <beehhh> and red bean bun
00:00 <doctor> sweet bun
00:00 <beehhh> my twin got pissed off cos i cut his allowence from my aunt
00:00 <beehhh> hi doctor m8
00:00 <doctor> morning dd
01:00 <beehhh> welfare allowence wasnt enough for his daily needs
02:00 <doctor> yeah it isn't for most people
02:00 <doctor> why'd you cut him off?
02:00 <beehhh> i told him to find a job and stop leeching my aunt, cunt got pissed
03:00 <doctor> seems a bit hypocritical of you, but it's not my business
04:00 <beehhh> because when he gets the money i get less plus i'm doing my studies
10:00 <beehhh> i also told him stop being sarcastic n witty
10:00 <British^Meat> not fooled
12:00 <beehhh> is everyone poor in oz many are homeless
15:00 <beehhh> house price 10million dollar, income is 300 a forthnite
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmm
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> This is fun
19:00 <TwEEk> YO!
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> Fuck off
20:00 <BlackDevil> josh
20:00 <TwEEk> Fuck on, bro!
20:00 <BlackDevil> Adopted Child Sick Of Gay Parents Forcing Him To Watch Them Have Sex
20:00 <BlackDevil> did your gay parents do that to you?
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes
21:00 <johninja> a series of unfortunate coincedences
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> It makes me cry
21:00 <TwEEk> omfgbbqhax: asl, sexy?
23:00 <Serenity> i wish someone would eat BlackDevil
23:00 <johninja> You're 52% conservative, 48% liberal.
23:00 <johninja> http://science.time.com/2014/01/09/can-time-predict-your-politics/
23:00 <johninja> thanks guys
24:00 <BlackDevil> josh eats me
24:00 <johninja> so torn right now
24:00 <TwEEk> Serenity: I beleive he'd taste rather bitter
24:00 <johninja> BlackDevil would tase a bit like wasabi
24:00 <TwEEk> johninja!
24:00 <johninja> :D
24:00 <johninja> hey dude
24:00 <TwEEk> BlackDevil would taste like shit!
24:00 <Serenity> BlackDevil sushi
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> I took awesome pics this morning while fishing
25:00 <TwEEk> BlackDevil su-shit
25:00 <TwEEk> omfgbbqhax: pics.
25:00 <TwEEk> omfgbbqhax: pics or gtfo
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> I will upload them later
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> On tablet atm
26:00 <TwEEk> your on tablets?
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yes
26:00 <TwEEk> for aids?
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> No
26:00 <TwEEk> your njot on tablets for aids?!?!
26:00 <TwEEk> you'll die but??
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> Herpes
26:00 <TwEEk> note to self: dont fuck omfgbbqhax 
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Beer time
32:00 <johninja> do not fuck
32:00 <johninja> don't you ever try to fuck me tony
32:00 <johninja> ...
32:00 <johninja> tony didn't listen
33:00 <johninja> that guy dangling by his neck from the helicopter would have convinced most people that these guys don't fuck around
33:00 <johninja> not tony though
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> More beer
37:00 <TwEEk> more dick?
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> U wish
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bbl making the kids food
38:00 <British^Meat> fritz and sauce sandwichs
38:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey b1
43:00 <British^Meat> bm?
43:00 <johninja> b1 isn't here man
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <johninja> he went to bed around 6-7
43:00 <johninja> piker
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> new neighbour moving in woo
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> n hes a gamer XD
43:00 <BlackDevil> hey josh http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1389321773976.jpg
44:00 <TwEEk> BlackDevil: thats porn!
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> better b
44:00 <TwEEk> BlackDevil posted porn!!!!
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont spoil my present
45:00 <BlackDevil> here is another http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1389321855226.gif
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
47:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1389321967031.jpg
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha the floppy cock
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> Cant look at porn
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have miley
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey j I got ac4
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> On 360
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> seen that third one 
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> sick!
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5 and sick
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> Anyway
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> Kind of busy
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> okie bro XD
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Got the nieces here 2
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> woa big load
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> And drinking beer
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Only 2 nieces
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> And mikey
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> Miley
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> I took pics but will upload later
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ye spose 3 isnt bad
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> not as bad as boys ye
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> PUT THAT SNAKE DOWN U SHIT DONT EAT THAT RED BACK FFS
55:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1389312925283.jpg
56:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1389322179608.jpg
57:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1389322522317.jpg
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Too hot
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Kids in pool now
07:00 <BlackDevil> they are peeing in it
07:00 <BlackDevil> ?
08:00 <doctor> RIP youtube
08:00 <BlackDevil> ?
08:00 <doctor> too many issues with it now
09:00 <doctor> i can't replay any videos
09:00 <doctor> have to refresh
12:00 <doctor> http://science.time.com/2014/01/09/can-time-predict-your-politics/ these questions don't give me the appropriate answer to give. these quizes I can never complete
13:00 <doctor> it's either "yes" or "no"
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> IS THAT AN ABO
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ON MY SCREEN!
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> the second chick has the same body type as 2 of my xs lol
15:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/1493266_539054962856625_881611082_n.jpg 
15:00 <doctor> why would he miss her?
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant believe ive seen a naked abo
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i havent vomit 
16:00 <doctor> they're always naked in the documentaries
17:00 <doctor> well, the ones about the history of aboriginies
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol johninja
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i lol at the drawing of two abos doin it doggy out in the open
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> pornogramentary
18:00 <BlackDevil> doctor You're 47% conservative, 53% liberal.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> im 100% jihad
21:00 <doctor> how can you tell?
22:00 <BlackDevil> castrated
23:00 <johninja> lol yeah doctor
23:00 <johninja> its a lame as fuck test
23:00 <johninja> i came out 52-48
23:00 <johninja> i'm a lot more left than that
23:00 <johninja> although
23:00 <doctor> If you like cats you are liberal?
23:00 <johninja> they only really have liberal and coservative
23:00 <johninja> whisch are both right
24:00 <johninja> fuck you merica
24:00 <doctor> I don't have any particular political leaning, I think humans are doomed regardless
24:00 <fawks> Okokokok
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ima do that test then
25:00 <shrewdu> 33:67 
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like tests
26:00 <shrewdu> so more liberal
26:00 <shrewdu> whatever definition of that they're trying to use
26:00 <shrewdu> but i think i'm fairly right wing
28:00 <doctor> don't believe them!
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> they want you to believe that you have to be either, or either
30:00 <xm> doctor is an anarchist that throws molotov cocktails at schools. BURN DOWN YOU PLACE OF ESTABLISHMENT!!!!!
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> and say that it's a political decision to not be involved
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> when it's just common sense ;)
30:00 <doctor> lol xm
30:00 <johninja> are you grumpy old man right wing or power happy nazi right wing?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah choose now or face the electric chair fuck
31:00 <xm> PandasDontDrive: you'd be a libertarian. so that you wont have to go to jail over your heroin/meth addiction
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> is that what you have, a heroin/meth addiction?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i'm a libertine.
33:00 <xm> [11:25:49] <PandasDontDrive> is that what you have, a heroin/meth addiction? <--- lol. schoolyard version of "i know you are but what am i"
33:00 <xm> the 165 IQ is certainly becoming more evident
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure wasting it on you.
34:00 <xm> yeah, i know you're a libertine. you certainly have no moral principles when it comes to lying
34:00 <xm> you should spend more time playing on both your PS4s simultaneously
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> who's the schoolyard bully now
34:00 <xm> who said it's about bullying
35:00 <xm> you're toooooo slow
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> would you like some mi goreng?
35:00 <xm> sure, as long as there wont be any used syringes in the bag
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> they're indo mie 
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant promise that
36:00 <BlackDevil> im watching carrie PandasDontDrive
36:00 <BlackDevil> snuggle with me so i wont get scared
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> new one?
36:00 <BlackDevil> yes the new
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk n lets tease her
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet as ill dl it if u think its good
37:00 <TheRon> i watched american hustle last night
37:00 <TheRon> good show
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol christian bale bald
38:00 <spence> Work poop
38:00 <xm> TheRon: is there a blu-ray rip available yet?
38:00 <BlackDevil> escape plan is also out
38:00 <BlackDevil> buts its only hdrip
39:00 <BlackDevil> waiting for bluray
39:00 <BlackDevil> i have bad grandpa
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> poop a day keeps the assholes away
39:00 <BlackDevil> extended
39:00 <BlackDevil> as long as there is no brown stains
39:00 <xm> bah just DVD creeners
39:00 <BlackDevil> i dont want you to have to deal with a yeast infection
40:00 <johninja> bluegay
40:00 <spence> 2nd poop at work all paid gor
40:00 <spence> for
41:00 <spence> no poopin on my time
41:00 <johninja> "would you like to spend 84389438129gb worth of data downloading a movie with little difference in quality?" "where do i sign?"
41:00 <spence> Lol
42:00 <xm> there is a big noticeable difference between a blu-ray and DVD rip if you have a quality screen
43:00 <Excessive> Your wallet: 0.11316948 BTC P  AU$145.11607
43:00 <BlackDevil> so
43:00 <BlackDevil> carrie just had her period
43:00 <Excessive> looks like someone bought 150 bux worth of bitcoin
43:00 <TheRon> i just streamed the movie on my ipad
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> neither look perfect xm so who cares
43:00 <xm> but one is better PandasDontDrive 
44:00 <BlackDevil> there is a upskirt view of clohe
44:00 <xm> under that logic technology should never progress because in its current state it hasnt achieved perfection
44:00 <johninja> grats Excessive
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> twas just a statement
44:00 <xm> but i can understand how a philistine such as you PandasDontDrive wont understand
44:00 <TheRon> amy adams' tits are almost falling out the whole film
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont take it out of context
45:00 <johninja> i actually havn't even seen a blueray
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant stand people that have to act like fkn philosophers
45:00 <johninja> i just like getting angry at things
45:00 <xm> lol this isnt philosophy
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> now you didnt get something..
45:00 <xm> you get confused easily you little boy
45:00 <TheRon> i like things released on norgorama
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop trying so hard to act smart dude and just relax
45:00 <xm> im talking about your earlier statement
46:00 <johninja> i only have a VHS player
46:00 <TheRon> TITS!!!!
46:00 <johninja> jks i have an xbox
46:00 <xm> am i the one who tries to act smart? you're the one going around saying you have a 165 IQ
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> does Atari have an Atari?
46:00 <TheRon> I GOT THIS BEER IN A STUBBIE HOLDER
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not saying anything xm
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop putting your little penis in my mouth bro
46:00 <simba> lololol
46:00 <xm> you are no better than pieter
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's wrong with Pieter?
47:00 <simba> "neither is perfect so who cares" mm yes such words of wisdom
47:00 <xm> you should play FIFA with pieter. i heard he's a good player. like doesnt even know which team he is on
47:00 <xm> you'd always win
47:00 <TheRon> everyone has a theory pandas
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt say that simba
47:00 <johninja> pieter invented total football
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> i said neither look perfect so who cares
47:00 <TheRon> did not! that was santo sam and ed
47:00 <simba> <PandasDontDrive> neither look perfect xm so who cares
47:00 <johninja> not only do the players move freely around the pitch but they don't know what team they are on either
47:00 <xm> let's all stick to the PS1. the PS4 isnt perfect. who cares
48:00 <simba> the SNES is perfect
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're not making any sense xm
48:00 <johninja> the snes is a solid console
48:00 <johninja> will vouch
48:00 <xm> because im mirroring the way you think?
48:00 <xm> thank you PandasDontDrive 
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're acting like a child
48:00 <TheRon> is xm using the chewbacca defense??
48:00 <johninja> sure you migth need to blow in some cartridges once in a while 
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're doing what unintelligent people do
48:00 <simba> blowing in old carts is actually bad for em
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> you just dont like being put in your place
49:00 <johninja> they meant with air simba
49:00 <TheRon> irc so needs a brick like off anchorman
49:00 <johninja> sheesh man
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
49:00 <johninja> you sicken me
50:00 <xm> my ADSL connection isnt perfect. im going back to BBS
50:00 <TheRon> could xm be the new brick?
50:00 <simba> cumpressed air yes yes
50:00 <johninja> xm is the new bert reynolds
50:00 <TheRon> bert?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont know who xm is but i hurt them in the past
50:00 <johninja> .me shrugs
50:00 <johninja> fuck you
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> i get that much
51:00 <xm> PandasDontDrive: no, i just find you amusing like Pieter
51:00 <xm> and you lack the interpersonal skills to figure out anything. you're too egocentric so everything comes back toyou
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant spend your time doing anything more unproductive than watching us type on irc?
51:00 <TheRon> BALLS!!!!!!
51:00 <xm> it is productive as you're starring in my documentary
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> ever find that the egotistical clown in the room always says that somebody else has a big ego
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> are you socially masturbating right now xm?
52:00 <simba> maybe hes just having a dig at you for making up buying two PS4s at launch day just to compete with other 30 somethings on irc that got one when u didnt
52:00 <BlackDevil> simba mate
52:00 <xm> hahahah yes
52:00 <TheRon> lets start a list of rude words so this convo stops
52:00 <simba> and the excellent cover story of leaving it at yuor mums until it gets good games
52:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <TheRon> norgs
53:00 <BlackDevil> simba
53:00 <crash> cunt
53:00 <BlackDevil> mate
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
53:00 <TheRon> arse
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> funny farm is on TheRon
53:00 <simba> what BlackDevil
53:00 <BlackDevil> hi
53:00 <BlackDevil> how you mate
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> maple syrup tastes awesome in soda water
54:00 <TheRon> that movie is so contradictive
54:00 <BlackDevil> omg there is sex in this movie
54:00 <BlackDevil> but no boobs
54:00 <BlackDevil> wtf
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> his wife is hot
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i hate that i dont c her tits
55:00 <TheRon> funny farm is a contradiction in terms
55:00 <BlackDevil> whos wife?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> chevy chase in this movie
56:00 <BlackDevil> what movie?
56:00 <TheRon> the wolf of wall st, the blonde chick off neighbours is nude
56:00 <johninja> asl
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <doctor> why not just google "naked people"
56:00 <johninja> such a cool retro nick
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> blond chick from neighbours
56:00 <doctor> then you can look at all the nudity you want
56:00 <BlackDevil> because naked people are gross
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> can these ppl pls stay out of movies
57:00 <xm> take a photoshop course at TAFE and learn how to splice her head onto porno stars
57:00 <BlackDevil> have your been to a nude beach?
57:00 <asl> can be nething you want
57:00 <doctor> yeah they're pretty gross
57:00 <asl> but will never meet
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant stand isla fisher n that they ruin american films
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> wedding crashers would be so much funnier without her 
57:00 <BlackDevil> julianna moore has man feet
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> eeww
58:00 <TheRon> julianne moore is alright for her age
58:00 <doctor> photoshop is good because reality is unsatisfying. if you are not able to look good naked after being shopped, you need to be removed for the eye of society
58:00 <doctor> from
58:00 <asl> asl no asl and then no and then
58:00 <asl> and then
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
59:00 <xm> are you over 40 or something TheRon ?
59:00 <xm> that's only what an old man would say
59:00 <TheRon> no
59:00 <[sh4dz]> throns a grandmother
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
00:00 <[sh4dz]> :)
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> come fake date with me
00:00 <xm> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000656/?ref_=tt_cl_t1 <--- she's like 55
00:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Madeleine Stowe - Born: August 18, 1958 - Known for: N/A
01:00 <asl> come lick my clit
01:00 <asl> want it bad
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> carrie bickmore would be nice if she were a lil more tame
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> and not such a man
01:00 <TheRon> you couldn't tame her?
02:00 <asl> after sex leave
02:00 <asl> lol
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah bro nobody can, her husband wears the schoolgirl uniform in their relationship
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol asl
02:00 <BlackDevil> a girl school uniform?
02:00 <BlackDevil> because thats hot
02:00 <TheRon> a wombat eats roots and leaves
03:00 <asl> himran chang
03:00 <asl> opps
03:00 <asl> himram are u gay johninja
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol ron
03:00 <johninja> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiram_Abiff 
04:00 <johninja> :)
04:00 <BlackDevil> its odd to watch a remake of a movie while knows the old one
04:00 <johninja> shit you niggas didn't know
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> i liked the halloween remake more than the original
04:00 <BlackDevil> when are you going to get your license johninja?
04:00 <johninja> i don't need a license
04:00 <johninja> i am a universal man
05:00 <asl> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jBBUmw7Kbc
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ice Cube-Get Off My Dick And Tell Yo Bitch To Come Here (Remix)-Kill At Will (Oct 16, 2009) 3:39 - Category: Music - 53,002 views - 159 likes (94.6%), 9 dislikes (5.4%)
06:00 <asl> touching my nipples
06:00 <asl> ooh
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like the um
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ice cube - child support
07:00 <asl> i already had 6 kids i 50
08:00 <asl> all to different daddys
08:00 <asl> two oldest kids sleep together
08:00 <asl> keep it in the family
09:00 <[sh4dz]> asl: have u evr used your panties as a fly squatter
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol asl
09:00 <asl> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aAbOgdbTbM
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: IceCube - Check Yo Self (Nov 21, 2006) 4:34 - Category: Music - 3,486,194 views - 11,307 likes (97.4%), 298 dislikes (2.6%)
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> wahaha
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmm,
10:00 <asl> nah flys are cool they land on my clit
10:00 <asl> i love blow flys
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Need to stop drinking
11:00 <asl> but you cant
11:00 <asl> water is needed
11:00 <asl> or bbq steak gets me wet
11:00 <BlackDevil> i drank 6 water bottles today
11:00 <asl> sip on this
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol J
11:00 <BlackDevil> shrunk my penis 1 inch
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> i use mine like a trunk!
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> it stores a lot of seamen
12:00 <TheRon> i took a crap the size of an avocado today
12:00 <BlackDevil> avocados are not that big
13:00 <johninja> neither is a bit of string
13:00 <BlackDevil> have you tried a pineapple up your bum TheRon?
13:00 <BlackDevil> thats big
13:00 <TheRon> no, you?
13:00 <BlackDevil> nah i cant even do a pencil tip
13:00 <asl> hitler did
13:00 <BlackDevil> you have to talk to cumiva
14:00 <asl> in that adam sandler movie
14:00 <TheRon> you're gonna have to narrow that down
14:00 <BlackDevil> yea TheRon doesnt watch movies
15:00 <TheRon> i do sometimes
15:00 <BlackDevil> what movie did you watch?
15:00 <BlackDevil> see you cant type it
15:00 <TheRon> i watched american hustle last night
15:00 <BlackDevil> lame
15:00 <BlackDevil> i want to watch bad grandpa
16:00 <TheRon> seems stupid
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> whats bad grampa about man?
17:00 <TheRon> it's a french arthouse pic
17:00 <BlackDevil> its jackass movie
17:00 <asl> women are like the pokies they take your money and you never win
17:00 <BlackDevil> thats why you rape
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> if only most ppl took our advice
18:00 <BlackDevil> ohhh rape jok
18:00 <BlackDevil> e
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> rapeapalooza
18:00 <TheRon> rape jokes are low man
19:00 <BlackDevil> i know
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=t5tb4k&s=5
19:00 <BlackDevil> thats how you rape a girl, on the ground
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah is breast to be a grounded individual
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> breastially when it comes to rape
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant stand guys that dont ask for consent after.
20:00 <BlackDevil> what if it was johninja
21:00 <BlackDevil> and she was passed out
21:00 <BlackDevil> naked
21:00 <BlackDevil> would you funk johninja?
21:00 <TheRon> this convo is so classy
22:00 <BlackDevil> lol
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i would
22:00 <BlackDevil> yea johninja he likes a good butt bumb
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i would let johninja take me to town in my nightygown
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
22:00 <johninja> aww you guise
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
23:00 <TheRon> let'[s get another beer
23:00 <BlackDevil> julianne is creepy in this movie
23:00 <BlackDevil> scary mother
24:00 <Mew> aw hell yeah
24:00 <Mew> mr whippy just stopped at our driveway
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> mr whippy!
24:00 <BlackDevil> that your sex toy Mew?
25:00 <Mew> it could be
25:00 <Mew> icy cold vagina
25:00 <johninja> "these people look like they like ice-cream"
25:00 <doctor> mr whippy and chocolate frosting
25:00 <TheRon> tone loc
25:00 <BlackDevil> have you molded your vagina Mew?
26:00 <Mew> ive molded it as a giraffe
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooooooooo sweet giraffes are cool
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love how male giraffes fight
27:00 <doctor> You can purchase replicas of porn models sexual organs but that defeats the purpose of using porn in the first place (having something you can't have)
27:00 <Mew> you're so wise doctor
27:00 <BlackDevil> doctor knows what im talking about
27:00 <doctor> Probably better to get a replica of your own genitals, at least you wont be left disappointed
28:00 <johninja> lol
28:00 <BlackDevil> he's done it
28:00 <[sh4dz]> clap
28:00 <johninja> "go fuck yourself mate" "righto then i fucking will"
28:00 <doctor> lol
29:00 <[sh4dz]> lol
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> true doc
31:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KT-r2vHeMM
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marcy Playground - Sex And Candy (Mar 3, 2009) 3:06 - Category: Music - 4,817,155 views - 26,295 likes (98.2%), 475 dislikes (1.8%)
32:00 <BlackDevil> ok thats a one hit wonder
32:00 <johninja> nice
32:00 <johninja> i was playing that the other day
32:00 <johninja> you're a no hit wonder BlackDevil
33:00 <johninja> in fact your not even a wonder
33:00 <johninja> just a no hit
33:00 <BlackDevil> how do they shave your balls johninja?
33:00 <BlackDevil> because im scared to put a razor to them
33:00 <johninja> with a chainsaw
33:00 <BlackDevil> how is that possible?
33:00 <BlackDevil> Nikky` how do you shave them?
34:00 <Nikky`> gentle, johninja likes me being gentle
34:00 <BlackDevil> but with what Nikky`?
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ugh
34:00 <johninja> with everything man
34:00 <johninja> i'm a very sensitive guy
34:00 <BlackDevil> hi joshies
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Canr figure out hiw to copy and paste
34:00 <Nikky`> As johninja said..a chainsaw, he lets that shit get out of control
35:00 <BlackDevil> you use after shave?
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> And yes been drinking
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hi nikky
35:00 <Nikky`> Thats just mean
35:00 <Nikky`> Hey omfgbbqhax
35:00 <BlackDevil> i like it when you are drunk josh, makes it easy
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> drunky_j
36:00 <doctor> what time is beer oclock these days?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> when you wake up
36:00 <BlackDevil> every time doctor
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> beer when ya get up is great
36:00 <Nikky`> In summer? soon as it hurts 25 degrees
36:00 <doctor> i'm thinking you're right
37:00 <Nikky`> Hits not hurts
37:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/61460_10152909467205942_1634850625_n.png 
37:00 <johninja> so cool
37:00 <TheRon> 12 pm is beer o'clock
38:00 <Excessive> A secret language of drug imagery-indecipherable to parents-is being used to lure
38:00 <Excessive> teenagers to dance parties throughout Sydney (Daily Telegraph, 27/10/1995)
38:00 <TheRon> it's always 12 pm somewhere
38:00 <BlackDevil> in the states you can drink from 6am to 2am
39:00 <BlackDevil> TEHE
39:00 <[sh4dz]> can someone type a backslash for me
39:00 <[sh4dz]> my keys fuct
39:00 <johninja> /
39:00 <BlackDevil> \
39:00 <[sh4dz]> other one
40:00 <[sh4dz]> cheers brb
40:00 <Mew> https://24.media.tumblr.com/e4d78209c2bdb0667cca345825abc13d/tumblr_mxnt8jfVGC1qh66wqo1_500.jpg
40:00 <johninja> \
40:00 <[sh4dz]> thankyou sirs
40:00 <BlackDevil> \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
40:00 <[sh4dz]> lol
40:00 <[sh4dz]> hahahahaha
40:00 <johninja> \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\/\//
40:00 <BlackDevil> bloody undies Mew
40:00 <BlackDevil> should change them
40:00 <[sh4dz]> throns a grandmother
40:00 <Mew> shes wearing jeggings lol
40:00 <Mew> JeGgInZ
41:00 <BlackDevil> but its not your picture
41:00 <BlackDevil> its posted all over the webs
42:00 <Mew> i know
42:00 <Mew> still, jeggings
43:00 <BlackDevil> with shit stains
44:00 <Mew> maybe its cat poo
44:00 <BlackDevil> maybe
44:00 <BlackDevil> girls are gross
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> way ew
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> whenn they aint bleedin they leakin white stuff
45:00 <BlackDevil> or yellow
46:00 <Mew> thats cum and caramel
46:00 <TheRon> they need a core of sphagnum in their pants
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol mew
46:00 <BlackDevil> then they stick white things inside them all day and night
46:00 <BlackDevil> everyday
46:00 <Mew> sometimes they stick black things inside them
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> those cadbury cream eggs
47:00 <Mew> but its usually just black things from there on in
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> n crush them with their vaginie muscles 
48:00 <TheRon> this is my syster, she is number 4 prostitute in all of kazakhstan
48:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9qQouhoqQk
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FACT TV: Watch AraabMUZIK give a live MPC masterclass (Mar 4, 2013) 5:47 - Category: Music - 132,444 views - 590 likes (95.3%), 29 dislikes (4.7%)
49:00 <[sh4dz]> norti bird
50:00 <TheRon> shads, got any john farnham??
50:00 <johninja> dude
50:00 <[sh4dz]> maybe i got 80s coming up
50:00 <[sh4dz]> best of the 80s
50:00 <johninja> if you set off my highlight with john fucking farhnam one more time i will lose my shit
50:00 <TheRon> john farnham?
51:00 <johninja> its like twice a day
51:00 <johninja> i don't think even john farhnam says john farham that much
52:00 <[sh4dz]> whistlin jack lol
52:00 <TheRon> johninja farnham?
52:00 <johninja> you will rue this day
52:00 <johninja> RUE
52:00 <Mew> i cant wait for john farnhams next farewell tour
53:00 <TheRon> i think on this one he jumps into a coffin at the end
53:00 <Mew> amazing
53:00 <Mew> the resurrection 
53:00 <Excessive> lmfao
54:00 <TheRon> inxs better johninja?
54:00 <johninja> sure
54:00 <Mew> how good is dogs in space?
55:00 <[sh4dz]> dunno
55:00 <johninja> they didn't do any songs about johns or ninjas did they?
55:00 <Excessive> la la la 
55:00 <TheRon> superbuddies??
55:00 <TheRon> what was fortunes first name??
55:00 <TheRon> jd, that could be john
56:00 <johninja> hm
56:00 <johninja> could well be 
56:00 <johninja> john dorian
56:00 <TheRon> i prefer not to discuss the jd fortune days of inxs
56:00 <Mew> http://blogafi.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/dogsinspace3.jpg
56:00 <[sh4dz]> dir
57:00 <johninja> i don't know any of the other people in the band that aren't michael hutchence
57:00 <johninja> and i don't care much for them either
57:00 <[sh4dz]> same joh
57:00 <[sh4dz]> i had 5 of there records
57:00 <TheRon> you don't remember inxs rockstar??
57:00 <[sh4dz]> the swing etc
57:00 <BlackDevil> carrie has some anger issues
58:00 <TheRon> carrie bickmore has some anger issues?
58:00 <BlackDevil> the movie
59:00 <TheRon> i don't trust people named sebastian
59:00 <BlackDevil> the goal is not to trust people
59:00 <TheRon> i don't trust people that don't drink
00:00 <BlackDevil> i dont drink
00:00 <BlackDevil> allegergic
00:00 <TheRon> i can't trust you sorry
01:00 <BlackDevil> i gotta put shoes on
04:00 <johninja> i don't trust a man that don't drink
04:00 <johninja> so what is it boy?
04:00 <sebastian> i drink pear juice
04:00 <johninja> my trust or your 'alergies'
04:00 <sebastian> straight, on the rocks
04:00 <johninja> i'de suggest you suck it up princess
04:00 <BlackDevil> i told you im allergic to alcohol
04:00 <johninja> i don't care
05:00 <johninja> i'm alergic to fgts
05:00 <johninja> drink up
05:00 <Mew> is it all alcohol or just beer/wine BD?
05:00 <BlackDevil> i gotta go pee before i go
05:00 <BlackDevil> alcohol
05:00 <BlackDevil> gives me the runs
05:00 <Mew> wow thats pretty rare
06:00 <BlackDevil> some people go red face
06:00 <johninja> thats not alergies
06:00 <johninja> thats jsut what happens man
06:00 <Mew> yeah one of my friends chests would go red when she drank wine so she just drinks vodka and soda water now
06:00 <[sh4dz]> i need an ice cold glass of coke brb
06:00 <Mew> hasnt had a reaction since
06:00 <TheRon> a chicks chest?
06:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <Mew> but theres stuff they put in beer and wine that causes reactions with lots of people
07:00 <johninja> i think she means chick yes
08:00 <BlackDevil> yea they way its processed also does it
08:00 <johninja> i'm sure there is some form of alcohol you can drink
08:00 <johninja> hmm
09:00 <TheRon> scotch?
09:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/uM6gTer.gif
09:00 <BlackDevil> why is it green?
09:00 <TheRon> a bob dylan song
09:00 <Serenity> i have a friend who doesnt produce alcohol dehydroginade or whatever its called
09:00 <Serenity> tiny bit of alcohol and hes violently ill
10:00 <johninja> damn
10:00 <johninja> they put traces of alco in a fair few things
10:00 <Serenity> yup
10:00 <johninja> let alone use it as a cleaning product
10:00 <Serenity> even eating a cherry ripe can make him feel sick
11:00 <BlackDevil> carrie 2013 was pretty good
11:00 <BlackDevil> i get scerd
11:00 <Serenity> was it actually
11:00 <Serenity> i wanna see it
12:00 <Serenity> ive got the book might read it
12:00 <BlackDevil> you have to watch the old first
12:00 <BlackDevil> than new
12:00 <BlackDevil> they pretty much follow the story
13:00 <johninja> kony2014
13:00 <Serenity> ive seen the old one heaps
14:00 <TheRon> tony2014, something has to be done
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <johninja> topic is strange
14:00 <johninja> needs a link or something
14:00 <johninja> less hashtags more linkage
14:00 <Serenity> have you seen the vid?
14:00 <Serenity> its awful
14:00 <TheRon> surely that's happening in NT?
15:00 <johninja> no i havn't
15:00 <johninja> i watched the one with the black toddler swearing and that filled in my quuota
16:00 <Serenity> its NZ
16:00 <Serenity> not NT
16:00 <TheRon> i know what i said
16:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: WASTED 8 YEAR OLD KID WHO SMOKES WEED DRUNK AT SKATEPARK (Date: Jan-6-2014, 2 days ago) - Views: 131454 - Played: 106142
17:00 <johninja> lol wow
17:00 <johninja> the vid should be loaded early next month
17:00 <johninja> thanks tony
17:00 <johninja> i don't have much to do but wait for wepages to load anyways man
18:00 <TheRon> http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/and-then-i-told-kony.jpg
19:00 <johninja> haha
20:00 <johninja> wow vid is quite disturbing
21:00 <johninja> i'm sure he will grow up to be a productive member of society
21:00 <Serenity> its pretty common over there
22:00 <TheRon> in frankston/logan/elizabeth/.......?
23:00 <TheRon> the trick with beer is to drink it before it warms through
24:00 <johninja> ?
24:00 <TheRon> ?
24:00 <doctor> people who sip beer shouldnt drink at all
24:00 <johninja> just drink it war
24:00 <johninja> warm
24:00 <TheRon> ppl who drink shandy's should have their testicles removed
24:00 <johninja> its all the same after a while
25:00 <johninja> lets not be mean TheRon, my shandy is stronger than your miller light
25:00 <johninja> (yes i implied you drink american beer)
25:00 <TheRon> miller light = cat's piss
25:00 <johninja> deal with it
26:00 <[sh4dz]> yo tweek
26:00 <TwEEk> yo shads!
26:00 <[sh4dz]> :)
26:00 <johninja> lol dude with no shoes on and rolled up jeans speaking like his jaw has been broken one too many times "it's alright bro, i been drinking since i was 9"
27:00 <TheRon> milo kerrigan?
27:00 <johninja> i thought that guy would have got his head smashed in by his relis hey
28:00 <johninja> lol kuniva
28:00 <johninja> TheMafiaComission
28:00 <johninja> how intimidating
28:00 <johninja> hmm
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> finally got my lawyer on the fone huhu
29:00 <TheRon> is your defense "it wasn't me i swear!"
29:00 <asl> had whiskey beer and rose wine now for a beer
29:00 <johninja> ok
29:00 <johninja> what did your boyfriend have?
29:00 <asl> my queef
30:00 <TheRon> asl your a poof
30:00 <TheRon> have it all in one glass
30:00 <TheRon> but drink responsibly
30:00 <asl> so true
30:00 <[sh4dz]> ..
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool phew
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> have a defense but wont need it he'll get the charge dropped and ill pay the damage
31:00 <[sh4dz]> spaghettil bol gain for dinner yumo
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> n then ill pay his firm lol
31:00 <TheRon> nice
32:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna have a pork chop with apple sauce
32:00 <[sh4dz]> i got the 80s going ron
32:00 <TheRon> excellent
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum, classic
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> y dont thes epopstars sing something relevent
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> like "i really wana touch your penis, suck your knob and jerk you off."
33:00 <TheRon> might get lazy and grill some apple slice when i cook the chop
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
33:00 <[sh4dz]> k
33:00 <[sh4dz]> xd
33:00 <TheRon> shads, blink182 - dammit
33:00 <[sh4dz]> good times
33:00 <[sh4dz]> chic
34:00 <asl> mice are ewww
34:00 <asl> but to use computer u have to touch
35:00 <asl> [sh4dz] and you a man or mouse
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Miss Cup Von Cake on fb yum
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> for a readhead
35:00 <asl> actually mice would be great
35:00 <TheRon> ever had a miced volvo?
35:00 <asl> if women are mice
35:00 <asl> i'm cheese
36:00 <[sh4dz]> changing spekers
36:00 <TheRon> shads, madness - house of fun
36:00 <[sh4dz]> mad
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> oer Torture Couture
38:00 <asl> ./oO\...( < ...O
39:00 <[sh4dz]> copy that radio
40:00 <asl> could have fucked a chick but offered her pants cause first time met
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
41:00 <[sh4dz]> rofl
42:00 <asl> ( . Y . )
42:00 <[sh4dz]> mmmmm
43:00 <TheRon> ever shagged a chick at her place, left the cab fare and left??
43:00 <asl> chicks whats chicks
43:00 <asl> only see dominate race
44:00 <asl> that want to chase after
44:00 <[sh4dz]> asl do u like a ragin cock sliding in n out of your crack
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=728379180514748&set=a.109220172430655.13787.109145095771496&type=1&relevant_count=1
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> argh stupid ie
44:00 <asl> you brang it up [sh4dz]
44:00 <[sh4dz]> lol
45:00 <asl> leave that to youself
45:00 <TheRon> brang isn't a word
45:00 <asl> r
45:00 <TheRon> it's brought
45:00 <asl> oh the dictionary police
45:00 <asl> lol
45:00 <[sh4dz]> lololol
46:00 <TheRon> i pride myself on accurate douchery
46:00 <asl> do you have bags od douchery
46:00 <asl> of
47:00 <johninja> YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN LADYT
47:00 <TheRon> a lot more where that came from
47:00 <TheRon> let's not
47:00 <asl> douche
47:00 <TheRon> you're the douche
48:00 <asl> why
48:00 <asl> ?
48:00 <TheRon> because i said so
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> but asl is so cute
48:00 <asl> ok good answer
49:00 <[sh4dz]> whois asl
49:00 <asl> no asl and then
49:00 <asl> no and then
49:00 <asl> beer now
49:00 <TheRon> `whois asl
49:00 <asl> fuck thought had 1
49:00 <[sh4dz]> deplauable
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucken hell
49:00 <Mew> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=676265509062529&set=vb.675394679149612&type=2&theater
49:00 <asl> have two left
50:00 <TheRon> panda?
50:00 <asl> out of freezer
50:00 <asl> need opener
50:00 <Mew> use your lighter chris
50:00 <TheRon> asl is that douche chris??
51:00 <[sh4dz]> on the goon
51:00 <TheRon> beer, helping white guys dance since 1862
52:00 <Mew> www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly24ycL1lRI‎
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How to Open a Beer with a Lighter (Jul 29, 2009) 1:02 - Category: Howto and Style - 371,724 views - 270 likes (77.6%), 78 dislikes (22.4%)
52:00 <BlackDevil> watching bad grandpa
52:00 <BlackDevil> his wife just died
52:00 <TheRon> i hate jackass
52:00 <TheRon> i just don't get it
52:00 <BlackDevil> so he is a single again
52:00 <BlackDevil> peeing in a soda machine
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha im 64% conservative 36% liberal
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb
57:00 <TheRon> what's james taylor doing, sing about prostitutes to the children, egt out of here james taylor!!
57:00 <BlackDevil> TheRon
57:00 <BlackDevil> you click on that shit?
57:00 <TheRon> what shit?
57:00 <crash> i really need some more computer games
57:00 <BlackDevil> that shit
58:00 <TheRon> classy
58:00 <TheRon> she's really going for it
00:00 <TheRon> icehouse - hey little girl
01:00 <TheRon> get the knicks today?
01:00 <TheRon> they best the heat
01:00 <TheRon> denver up by 20 over okc
04:00 <gremlinz> http://i.imgur.com/HHBmcSB.jpg
05:00 <TheRon> r...........ight!!!
05:00 <TheRon> jeff buckley - last goodbye
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> same crash
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i need more xbox one games ffs
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> I need an xbox one
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> might get ryse son of rome this week, hmm tonight?
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk it too hot
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea bro!!
06:00 <[sh4dz]> im so over games
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta get on ac4 on 360
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am going to watch mikey fall asleep and play ac4
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice ahah
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> Miley
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
06:00 <BlackDevil> lot of cream TheRon
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> cute dad
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Or I might fall asleep
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Watching little mermaid atm again
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent seen that in yonks
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Its the 2nd one
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> theres a second!
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> And I have tge 3rd one
07:00 <TheRon> what the wolf of wall st, educational for the kidf
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha cool
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lol
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Theron I am waiting for her to sleep so I can play xbox
08:00 <TheRon> damn
08:00 <[sh4dz]> woop
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> She hates watching me play
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Unless I tuen other tv on
09:00 <TheRon> don't you hate it when the kids get in the way of the xbox
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Not really
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Anyway
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bai
09:00 <georgeandwell> hi
09:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana
09:00 <TheRon> got any brandy?
09:00 <TheRon> she'll be asleep in no time
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> I drink eniugh for us both
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> She is knackered
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Been swimming most of the  day
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> And playing
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Daz
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif hates games!
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
10:00 <TheRon> any yummy mummy's??
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Theron I can hook u up with my ex
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> Get her off my back
11:00 <TheRon> sure you want to go back to that well??
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> ??
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Anyway
12:00 <TheRon> once they're an ex, they're an ex for a reason
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bbl
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> Yeah cause I am a bastard
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> :p
13:00 <TheRon> shads, phil collins - in the air tonight
13:00 <[sh4dz]> nice
13:00 <TheRon> all i need is the gorilla suit
13:00 <TheRon> and the drun kit
13:00 <[sh4dz]> true
15:00 <[sh4dz]> spageti bolaniase cant wait
15:00 <TheRon> genuine belissimo
15:00 <[sh4dz]> capiche
16:00 <[sh4dz]> the gem
17:00 <crash> PandasDontDrive: you around?
17:00 <crash> how the hell do i get diamond skin ?
17:00 <crash> i done everything this morning to unlock all camos + mastery 
17:00 <crash> got nuttin ;/
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea im here
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> you get diamond by completing every weapon in that class
20:00 <[sh4dz]> `seen kuniva
20:00 <prowl> [sh4dz], kuniva is on #random right now.
20:00 <[sh4dz]> lolol
20:00 <TheRon> now you're just somebody that i used to know
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill shove it on brb
20:00 <[sh4dz]> :P
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm maybe i should invite my new neighbour down to game :/
22:00 <TheRon> invite him round to watch the cricket and have a few beers
23:00 <TheRon> like normal people
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol fk off
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats bogan as
24:00 <TheRon> evry 4 or 6 have a drink
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> id die of boredom bro
24:00 <TheRon> and somehow playing the xbox is ok
24:00 <sebastian> hi
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh hmm crash u sure you've got all camos unlocked for every gun in that class?
25:00 <crash> ahh damn nah
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
25:00 <crash> shit, i spend to much time using lmgs
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> i only did it on assault rifles
26:00 <TheRon> these games better have nude chicks
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> gta v does
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> u can get a lap dance from a stripper n feel her ass
26:00 <TheRon> really?
26:00 <TheRon> pixels?
29:00 <TheRon> staurday night strippers for you panda??
29:00 <TheRon> or just gta?
29:00 <BlackDevil> just porn for PandasDontDrive
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd porn
30:00 <georgeandwell> xvideos dot com
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> word is porn
32:00 <georgeandwell> not picking up tonite?
32:00 <TheRon> girl, you'll be a woman soon
34:00 <georgeandwell> soon
34:00 <georgeandwell> ull need a van
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn ubisoft always crashing
34:00 <TheRon> trust you to make a neil diamond song dirty
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> human league had a song about incest..
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://i39.tinypic.com/2d6taq8.jpg
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm hotness
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> "and then the southern mother turned around.. and then the son went down"
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
35:00 <TheRon> seen the new dracula porno??
35:00 <TheRon> she went down for the count
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
36:00 <georgeandwell> no
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> Sex Trek.. The Next Penetration
36:00 <TheRon> i like the classic french arthouse film, "french chicks in the nuddy"
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i so cant wait for POTC Dead Men Tell No Tales
38:00 <TheRon> better than ezra - desperately wanting
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> Mary Popouts?
39:00 <beehhh> what the
40:00 <beehhh> i'm looking forward to move to canada despite the fact of global warming
41:00 <johninja> do you know wendy beehhh?
41:00 <beehhh> nope did she hang herself but?
42:00 <johninja> yeah you do
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
42:00 <johninja> you know wendy hey
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> DID SHE HANG HERSELF?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> whatta guy!
42:00 <beehhh> hey wendy where are you
42:00 <beehhh> i know melissa renne toms only
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> she hawt
43:00 <TheRon> a cop pulled me over speeding once, said "i'll let you off if you have something in your car that has something to do with xmas", i produced a pair of women's underwear, the cop said "whats that got to do with xmas", i said "well they're carol's"
43:00 <[sh4dz]> lolololol
43:00 <[sh4dz]> :PPPP
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
45:00 <BlackDevil> this is a funny movie bro
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck christmas
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> its gay as fuck
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> our christmas should be in fucking june anyway
47:00 <johninja> http://www.linkedin.com/pub/wendy-robert-coward/31/b99/623 
47:00 <johninja> lol professional transvestite
47:00 <TheRon> shads, new order - bizarre love triangle
49:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
49:00 <johninja> go this fgt 8====D
49:00 <johninja> jks jks
49:00 <TheRon> yes?
49:00 <johninja> welcome
49:00 <couleurs> thank u
50:00 <johninja> i can't beleive the jail slang term "do you know wendy" isn't in urban dictionary
50:00 <johninja> more criminals need to learn how to use the internets yo
51:00 <beehhh> whats next an asteroid
51:00 <TheRon> in the maximum security prisons, do they bother with the y shaped pole, a lot of the hard boiled crims don't really have necks
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> a mermaid
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> y shaped pole?
52:00 <TheRon> never seen them?
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> what the fuck is do you know wendy
52:00 <johninja> so basically "do you know wendy" is asking someone if they are a coward
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
52:00 <johninja> hilarious
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol gay
52:00 <sebastian> lol
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont get it
52:00 <sebastian> do you know wendy lol
52:00 <johninja> its a fun trick to pull on new inmates
52:00 <johninja> you ask them that 
52:00 <johninja> and everyo giggles
53:00 <TheRon> johninja i just see you in prison
53:00 <beehhh> i coped 7 coward punched back in oz
53:00 <beehhh> pucnehs
53:00 <johninja> you can stay in my cell if you like TheRon ;)
53:00 <johninja> roll me a few smokes
53:00 <johninja> i'll make t romantic
53:00 <beehhh> i shouldve told them about my disability to shy to hide
53:00 <TheRon> i like to be wined and dined before i get fucked
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> we may aswell shoot people instead of sending them to prison
54:00 <beehhh> women likes big dich its obvious nothing cut or short
54:00 <TheRon> too many ppl in prison that shouldn't be in prison
54:00 <johninja> yeh
54:00 <johninja> i agree TheRon
54:00 <johninja> fucking war on drugs
54:00 <beehhh> i agree with me
54:00 <beehhh> fuck you too
54:00 <johninja> declareing war on your own population that you actually work for is always a great idea
55:00 <johninja> so is prohibition
55:00 <johninja> works everytime
55:00 <georgeandwell> lhi
55:00 <TheRon> shads, i don't wanna rock dj
55:00 <beehhh> poor countries tend to better for all
55:00 <sebastian> those hardest prison shows used to be good
55:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
55:00 <sebastian> not enough violence though
55:00 <johninja> you make this chatroom poorer with your prescence beehhh
56:00 <sebastian> if i watch a prison show, i wanna see people getting shivved atleast once per episode
56:00 <johninja> token indian looking guy
56:00 <beehhh> imagine when i get back
56:00 <sebastian> they need to life their game
56:00 <TheRon> i lose iq points listening to beehhh
56:00 <georgeandwell> hi
56:00 <georgeandwell> whats up all
56:00 <beehhh> when did you guys ever had some iq
57:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <beehhh> *have
57:00 <georgeandwell> i was gonna go to clubx
57:00 <johninja> you are a looser
57:00 <georgeandwell> but i needed to get home
57:00 <TheRon> bar 20?
57:00 <beehhh> clubx rocks
57:00 <johninja> you are a striper
57:00 <beehhh> especially the booth for hire dvd
57:00 <[sh4dz]> just installed the audio soft i purchsed,working very well..im now registered EEHEHE!
58:00 <georgeandwell> i bet beeh goes to clubx for the gay hookups
58:00 <[sh4dz]> KENS KARATE CLUB
58:00 <johninja> they let gays in club ex now?
58:00 <beehhh> well there isnt many shielas there would they
58:00 <georgeandwell> yeah
58:00 <TheRon> beehhh, you greco-roman wrestle don't you
59:00 <georgeandwell> i never ever seen a girl there
59:00 <georgeandwell> just desperate guys
59:00 <TheRon> always seem to end up in the dog position
59:00 <beehhh> once i did she came with a bunch of tanks and left suddenly i hiddle
59:00 <georgeandwell> hiddle isnt an australian word
59:00 <johninja> i don't think its a any word
00:00 <johninja> although it is a surname
00:00 <beehhh> well im going for america
00:00 <johninja> bye
00:00 <beehhh> the real one
00:00 <johninja> BYE
00:00 <beehhh> bye
00:00 <TheRon> bye!
01:00 <couleurs> buy
01:00 <johninja> bi
01:00 <johninja> lol
01:00 <beehhh> there are 80% circumsized which wont put me in an awkard position
01:00 <TheRon> plenty of racists in the uc, beehhh will do fine
01:00 <johninja> that is a pretty old song shads
01:00 <johninja> do you get many samples from old stuff?
02:00 <TheRon> johninja, michael penn - no myth
02:00 <couleurs> shads is a tutti frutti
02:00 <johninja> i think that song only has 3 words
02:00 <johninja> cool TheRon
02:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls wana
02:00 <Nikky`> It was too hot to nap so I got pear cider instead.. that was a good trade off
03:00 <johninja> mmm
03:00 <johninja> the strawberry lime is suprisingly delicious
03:00 <johninja> and that sounded incredibly gay
04:00 <Nikky`> you can be gay for me, its ok
04:00 <sebastian> hi Nikky` 
04:00 <Nikky`> Hi sebastian
04:00 <johninja> i'll be your gay friend that you turn straight
04:00 <Nikky`> Excellent
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol@this
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> The White Queen 'Men go to battle, Women wage War."
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
05:00 <georgeandwell> i prefer soda water over any sugar drinks
05:00 <TheRon> he's the only gay eskimo
05:00 <Ana_Ng> in his tribe :(
06:00 <georgeandwell> every race has gay ppl
06:00 <georgeandwell> its a genetic flaw
06:00 <Nikky`> We best book in our shopping trip and chicks movie night johninja
06:00 <TheRon> no bridget jones, for god's sake
07:00 <Nikky`> No
07:00 <TheRon> by chick flick you mean "blue is the warmest colour"?
07:00 <johninja> well thats chess for you
08:00 <johninja> the queen is the most powerful piece on the board and can pretty much do whatever the fuck she wants
08:00 <johninja> very macho
08:00 <TheRon> apparently the bishop is the most important peice
08:00 <Nikky`> By chick flick I meant.. oooh I have nothing
08:00 <sebastian> harley davidson chesse board the king is the most powerful peice
08:00 <sebastian> just saying
08:00 <georgeandwell> is it?
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> i farted
09:00 <johninja> dude
09:00 <johninja> the bishop isn't very important
09:00 <johninja> whoever told you that is full of shit and i challenge them to a match
09:00 <georgeandwell> n e grls randy
09:00 <TheRon> nikky how many times have you seen love actually?
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
09:00 <Nikky`> umm probably once
10:00 <TheRon> i should ask my bro he loves chick flicks
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <johninja> serious
10:00 <johninja> wow
10:00 <Nikky`> I prefer more action
10:00 <TheRon> yep
10:00 <johninja> i would disown my bro 
10:00 <Nikky`> shoot em up
10:00 <georgeandwell> i watch skin flicka
10:00 <johninja> and adopt Nikky`
10:00 <TheRon> he's married with kids
10:00 <johninja> so is elton john
11:00 <TheRon> steven segal??
11:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <johninja> he's doing reality tv cop shows now
11:00 <johninja> no shit
11:00 <johninja> he's a cop
11:00 <johninja> irl
11:00 <Nikky`> I could take him down
11:00 <comPulsive_Gambler> hes going into parliament
11:00 <Nikky`> with the right gun
11:00 <johninja> he's actually not bad at being a cop eh
11:00 <TheRon> what's irl?
11:00 <johninja> he talks to people
11:00 <Nikky`> in real life
11:00 <johninja> in real life
11:00 <TheRon> ty
12:00 <johninja> butterbean is a cop now too
12:00 <johninja> he has a show
12:00 <johninja> if you remember that guy
12:00 <johninja> the fat yank boxer
12:00 <TheRon> and dog the bounty hunter?
12:00 <johninja> lol who cares
12:00 <johninja> he had his 15
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> i liked umm
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> somethings gotta give
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> jack nicholson
12:00 <WaixYourLegs> diane keaton
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> keanu reeves
13:00 <johninja> that guy had a meth addiction somewhere down the line
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> was pretty boss
13:00 <TheRon> nikky come and watch me bowl tomorrow, 30 degrees no shade you'll love it
13:00 <johninja> he looks about 10 years older than he is
13:00 <johninja> has dodgy teeth
13:00 <Nikky`> OMG I would love to
13:00 <couleurs> n e justen timbeibercaek fans in ere
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> wow
13:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/1545692_10151820510472217_2082845470_n.jpg 
14:00 <TheRon> there's a bar
14:00 <johninja> there's a bear in there
14:00 <johninja> and a chair as well
14:00 <johninja> people with tales
14:00 <johninja> and storys to tell
14:00 <TheRon> carly simon - you're so vain
14:00 <sebastian> my puppy is funny, when i get changed he looks at me funny, he is like "dad, you have a tail too, i had no idea" lol
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> open wide
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> blow inside
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> PEOPLE WITH AIDS
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> AND HAND GRENADES
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> and hand grenades
15:00 <johninja> lol sebastian
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> open wide
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> commit suicide
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> its gay school
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> fat and skinny went to war, fat got shot with an apple core
15:00 <Nikky`> But..if I find driving to Geelong a distance to see mum, going to see you TheRon, well. hmmm, negatory :P
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> FAT AND SKINNY WENT TO BED, FAT ROLLED OVER AND SKINNY WAS DEAD!
15:00 <TheRon> only an extra hour
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> on top of mount lofty, all covered in bloooodd
16:00 <johninja> TheRon you are goign to have to go see her
16:00 <johninja> thats just how it works
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> beans beans are good for the heart
16:00 <johninja> pick your game up
16:00 <TheRon> i'm scared of melbourne
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> the more you eat the more u fart
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> the more u gfart the better u feel
16:00 <johninja> you will need to be confident man
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> beans beans for every meal
16:00 <crash> the better you feel?
16:00 <johninja> being scared is unatractive most time
16:00 <crash> the happier you are ?
16:00 <crash> the happier you are?
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> milk milk lemonade.. round the corner chocolates made
17:00 <sebastian> johninja, what are your thoughts on having gordn ramsey go into a mcdonalds, he would have them bawling their eyes out, calling them disgusting fucken pimpily kids
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <TheRon> foo fighters - breakout
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> comes from your bumb like a bullet from your gun
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> diaarhea
17:00 <couleurs> i neknominate johninja 
17:00 <Mew> LOL
17:00 <johninja> he would hold one of their hands in the deep frier "those chips were fucking raw"
17:00 <TheRon> "what the fuck kind of burger do you call this!"
18:00 <couleurs> u bloodey rippa
18:00 <Nikky`> An extra hour is loooong 
18:00 <sebastian> johninja lmfao
18:00 <johninja> why be mean for couleurs
18:00 <johninja> sheesh
18:00 <TheRon> i tend to sink cans on the trip to geelong
18:00 <couleurs> okay :(
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon
18:00 <TheRon> it makes it an easier trip
18:00 <johninja> hugs
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> a million volts when up its arse and turned its wool to nylon
18:00 <sebastian> whats this sit, you call the beef, its all fucking frozen, get some fucking fresh produce ... you're the fucking manager i shouldnt have to be telling you this ..... FUCKING IDIOT 
19:00 <TheRon> ballarat - geelong is a 3 stubbie trip
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> postman pat, postman pat, postman pat ran over his cat
19:00 <crash> lol
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> blood and guts went flying
19:00 <crash> i like TheRon time system
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> postman pat is crying
19:00 <TheRon> i play bowls and we have to travel
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> the cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crepy out again
20:00 <johninja> "i'm not even sure if you are a boy or a girl but you can't leave the apple crumbles in the fucking heater for two weeks"
20:00 <TheRon> ballarat - bacchus marsh is 5 stubbies
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
21:00 <crash> whats perth?
21:00 <TheRon> what's boonies record??
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> on top of old smokey.... all covered with sand
21:00 <johninja> bacchus marsh is such an unenticing name
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> i shot my poor teacher
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> with a big rubber band
21:00 <johninja> it sounds like a marsh full of mucus
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> i shot her with pleasure, i shot her with pride
21:00 <johninja> delia
21:00 <johninja> lol
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> i just couldnt miss her.... shes 40 foot wide
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> i went to her funeral.. i wept at her grave
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> some people threw flowers.... i thru a grenade
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> :P
22:00 <TheRon> surely boonie has the record between melb and perth
22:00 <johninja> there are one million ants for every person on earth
22:00 <johninja> wow
22:00 <johninja> maybe its them that are the problem
22:00 <johninja> overpopulating the planet and shit
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> i thought it was 6 million
22:00 <johninja> fuck you ants
23:00 <crash> how did they work out that number WaixYourLegs 
23:00 <johninja> it says one million on cracked
23:00 <johninja> i'll go with that
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> count all the ants in 1 cubic metre
23:00 <johninja> http://bit.ly/1dAMUNj 
23:00 <crash> ant counter - occupation
23:00 <johninja> no
23:00 <TheRon> stereophonics - handbags and gladrags
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> and times it by the cubic metre of land mass on earth
23:00 <sebastian> play god and burn them with magnifing glasses and kill them with water "like the great floods of the bble" 
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
23:00 <TheRon> the theme to the office
23:00 <johninja> dude
23:00 <johninja> you can see the fucking ants nest on top of the ground
23:00 <johninja> its not rocket science
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh thatws just the opening
24:00 <crash> how we find all these nests
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> u seen the fire ant mould thing on youtube?
24:00 <crash> how do we know they are occupied
24:00 <crash> they might be underground hiding
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGJ2jMZ-gaI
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Casting a Fire Ant Colony with Molten Aluminum (Cast #043) (Nov 22, 2013) 2:46 - Category: Science and Technology - 23,219,686 views - 43,564 likes (82.9%), 8,981 dislikes (17.1%)
24:00 <TheRon> crash how do you measure time and distance?
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> watcht hat
24:00 <crash> but anyway i believe that number
24:00 <johninja> mmm
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> its fuckin impressive
24:00 <johninja> ok
24:00 <johninja> fire ants are dicks
24:00 <johninja> only kill the fireants (until further orders)
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <johninja> cool
25:00 <TheRon> the handbags and the gladrags that your poor old grandad had to sweat to buy you
25:00 <johninja> thats gotta fuck shit up haha
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
27:00 <TheRon> another can before tea, i think ican i know i can
27:00 <johninja> how much worth of ally would that be?
27:00 <johninja> 2k?
27:00 <johninja> dayum
27:00 <johninja> its quite cool man
27:00 <johninja> cheers
27:00 <beehhh> i wont give up
27:00 <beehhh> i wont give in
27:00 <TheRon> drunk enough for working class man awesome
27:00 <beehhh> somethings burning deep under my skin
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> no worries
28:00 <TheRon> beehhh seen 28 days later?
29:00 <beehhh> yes
29:00 <TheRon> just saying
29:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/1526757_247509645414628_94194636_n.jpg 
29:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/1604974_247509652081294_1509044355_n.jpg
29:00 <TheRon> jimmy barnes is so aussie
29:00 <TheRon> and scottish
29:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <johninja> yeah he is both
29:00 <johninja> although more aussie i guess
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
30:00 <johninja> i wonder if he can scottish it up though
30:00 <TheRon> john farnham was born in london
30:00 <beehhh> i found mental peace within me a comfort zone
30:00 <johninja> all our celebs seem to be born elswhere
30:00 <johninja> russel crowe nz
30:00 <johninja> nicole kidman hawaii
30:00 <johninja> mel gibson who cares
30:00 <TheRon> yep, acdc scottish
30:00 <TheRon> US
31:00 <doctor> Science is the new religion. Move aside Christianity, your time is done
31:00 <beehhh> kylie minogue and molly are aussie
31:00 <TheRon> doctor how many aussie icons are actually aussie??
31:00 <johninja> molly doesn't really count though
31:00 <johninja> he is ony aussie famous
32:00 <johninja> is he doing alright?
32:00 <beehhh> cat becwright
32:00 <beehhh> oooh
32:00 <johninja> i aint heard much about him since he fell of that dildo
32:00 <johninja> *ladder
32:00 <doctor> not sure TheRon
32:00 <beehhh> new hercules got teddy moobs
32:00 <doctor> what does it mean to be aussie?
32:00 <johninja> being racist and drinking beer
32:00 <beehhh> cheers
33:00 <johninja>  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4AchHTN-XQ  
33:00 <johninja> Yoik
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Straya Day (Jan 25, 2010) 0 - Category: Comedy - 1,910,544 views - 8,701 likes (93.2%), 639 dislikes (6.8%)
33:00 <doctor> Personally I think the most patriotic thing to do is to hate your own country with a passion
33:00 <johninja> lol
33:00 <beehhh> doctor has it all
33:00 <johninja> slience
33:00 <beehhh> e.g me hate bangladesh
34:00 <sebastian> dead silence
34:00 <sebastian> its quiet ...... a little to quiet
34:00 <beehhh> I fall in love with canada
34:00 <TheRon> born here for a start
34:00 <johninja> i can feel my heart beating
34:00 <johninja> show me the way
35:00 <johninja> http://vip.cadencewatch.com/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=timeline&utm_campaign=fb0109aus 
35:00 <doctor> how far away is your bed?
35:00 <johninja> watches for poor people
35:00 <TheRon> tripod - autistic
35:00 <doctor> I hate wearing watches
36:00 <TheRon> watches?
36:00 <TheRon> surely you only wear one
36:00 <johninja> actually some of them are pretty cool
36:00 <johninja> well yeah
36:00 <doctor> I wear none TheRon
36:00 <johninja> that doesn't mean you only have to own one
36:00 <TheRon> me either
36:00 <johninja> you don't want everyone to call you one watch ron behind your back
36:00 <beehhh> less then a meter
36:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't give a shit
37:00 <johninja> lol
37:00 <johninja> i actually don't own a watch
37:00 <johninja> those are like 90% off thoufh
37:00 <johninja> i stand by my statement
37:00 <doctor> people have given them to me as gifts because they don't know what to get me
37:00 <beehhh> many dickhead behind the wheel
37:00 <johninja> the redditt one is pretty cool
37:00 <doctor> i never wear them (it's a hint never to get me a gift)
37:00 <johninja> i find it sad we feel the need to control time
37:00 <johninja> thats not how it is meant to be
37:00 <TheRon> my grandfather gave me an expensive watch that i have worn once
38:00 <johninja> a second can last 5 minutes and 5 minutes a second
38:00 <doctor> true johninja
38:00 <TheRon> i haven't worn becuase its expensive
38:00 <doctor> sell it and buy grog
38:00 <TheRon> disrespectful
38:00 <johninja> he would have wanted you to
38:00 <doctor> well, what else is there to do with it?
38:00 <TheRon> i know
39:00 <johninja> better to get drunk and have a good time once than own something that you get no joy from
39:00 <doctor> wait untill you die so you can pass it on to someone?
39:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-01-09/government2c-opposition-at-odds-on-overseas-student-plan/5192904
39:00 <beehhh> i should come back for a phd at tasmania
39:00 <TheRon> i have a couple of nephews they could have it
40:00 <johninja> we don't give PHDs to chimps in australia beehhh
40:00 <doctor> eventually your friend time and genetics will make sure it's exchanged some time down the family line
40:00 <johninja> stay in borneo man
40:00 <TheRon> johninja crowded house - don't stop now
40:00 <TheRon> god bless the crowdies
40:00 <johninja> indeed
41:00 <johninja> also the hoodo gurus
41:00 <beehhh> johninja i wont be bother to get killed for nothing either
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> bless the poop
41:00 <johninja> and men at work
41:00 <TheRon> indeed
41:00 <TheRon> hunters?
41:00 <crash> ofcourse
41:00 <johninja> i don't see why not
41:00 <TheRon> christine anu?
41:00 <TheRon> :)
41:00 <johninja> no
41:00 <johninja> lol
41:00 <beehhh> you didnt see its comming
41:00 <johninja> you go too far
41:00 <TheRon> my bad
41:00 <johninja> what is she even doing now?
42:00 <TheRon> she fat
42:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
42:00 <johninja> ooh
42:00 <johninja> booteh
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol holy crap
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> anal
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> all the same license numbedr
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> is it the same dud ein the pic or not
43:00 <beehhh> same person
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> i cant tell
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> kk
43:00 <doctor> from well presented, ambitious young beehhh to broken, shattered old beehhh
43:00 <johninja> i never thought the day would come when i would visit the Official Christina Anu fansite
43:00 <johninja> but alas it has
43:00 <beehhh> last one was taken in 2006
43:00 <couleurs> learn 2 crop scans u stupid basterd ahmed
43:00 <doctor> were you drunk at the time?
43:00 <TheRon> one night in bangkok
43:00 <beehhh> http://i.imgur.com/s1XRfRq.jpg
44:00 <beehhh> i was on meth 
44:00 <johninja> Christine Anu: “I’ve lost 40kgs”
44:00 <doctor> lol
44:00 <johninja> wow she did get big
44:00 <beehhh> this one is drunk
44:00 <beehhh> 2013
44:00 <doctor> drunk suits you better
44:00 <TheRon> thanks
44:00 <couleurs> aboriginal donuts
44:00 <beehhh> had 4bottles of johnnie double black
44:00 <doctor> infact you look quite functional there
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> alien franchise is back XD
44:00 <beehhh> thanks doctor
44:00 <TheRon> pandas had a night in bangkok
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <TheRon> and i will stop it there
45:00 <johninja> shads listening to the greatest hits of the 50s
45:00 <beehhh> i like dan murphys
45:00 <beehhh> my favorite hangout place
45:00 <beehhh> such a bargain they got nice to look even
45:00 <johninja> http://williamsonmgt.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/anu.jpg?w=640&h=360 
45:00 <johninja> i think i liked her chubby better tbh
46:00 <johninja> she looks happier
46:00 <TheRon> she pregnant there?
46:00 <johninja> just fat i think
46:00 <doctor> the second one looks fake
46:00 <johninja> it does
46:00 <johninja> she loks terrible
46:00 <johninja> probably shopped to all fuck
46:00 <doctor> her smile is rubbish, the first one looks like an awkward smile but is genuine
47:00 <couleurs> I Can't Beliebe It's Not Anu
47:00 <johninja> Christine Anu has lost 40 kilos! Read more about her amazing weight loss in this week’s Woman’s Day, on sale from Monday, July 1 2013
47:00 <TheRon> one night in bangkok makes the hard man humble
47:00 <TheRon> i thought she just died
47:00 <johninja> same
47:00 <johninja> or got a chroming addiction
47:00 <TheRon> crack?
47:00 <johninja> "myyy island chrooomeeee"
47:00 <doctor> fad diets will never replace the ancient old trick of losing weight
47:00 <doctor> starvation
48:00 <johninja> nah you know how they sniff spraypaint
48:00 <TheRon> crack is best for weight loss
48:00 <beehhh> afternoon nap
48:00 <johninja> phew i closed it
49:00 <johninja> that was a close call
49:00 <TheRon> she got bette davis eyes
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <johninja> wow
49:00 <TheRon> tomorrow night i will be drunk
50:00 <johninja> she released more than one song
50:00 <TheRon> just some warning
50:00 <doctor> arent you always TheRon?
50:00 <TheRon> true, but tomorrow moreso
50:00 <johninja> if tommorow nevvverrrrr commmmessssssssssss
50:00 <doctor> pub crawls out with the bowls crew?
51:00 <TheRon> bowls
51:00 <TheRon> hot day
51:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa
51:00 <TheRon> will be having stubbies
52:00 <TheRon> couleurs do you naked wii??
52:00 <beehhh> firteen firteen firtytow
52:00 <beehhh> two
52:00 <couleurs> yes
52:00 <TheRon> awesome
52:00 <TheRon> bowling?
53:00 <couleurs> yes
53:00 <TheRon> hello!
53:00 <couleurs> i'm naked right now
53:00 <Glenn> Sheesh TheRon... you could beat around the bush a  bit before going for the full frontal attack... :P
53:00 <Mew> is that the lube mobile tune beehhh 
53:00 <TheRon> thats just amazing
53:00 <couleurs> 48/m/sanfranciscoe
53:00 <couleurs> n u
53:00 <TheRon> not that
54:00 <Glenn> <*cough*>
54:00 <beehhh> yup Mew
54:00 <beehhh> lubemobile
54:00 <beehhh> firteen firteen firtytwo
54:00 <TheRon> glenn its all in jest, calm down
54:00 <crash> TheRon: is a 3 stubbie trip a zero or one piss break ?
54:00 <Glenn> What else could it be... it's IRC!!!!
55:00 <TheRon> i can hold 5 or 6 stubbieds
55:00 <johninja> i thought Glenns observation was both funny and accurate
55:00 <crash> lol bladder exercise
55:00 <johninja> i jest
55:00 <johninja> just felt like being randomly nice
56:00 <beehhh> ...nap time finally
56:00 <TheRon> billy joel - you're only human (second wind)
57:00 <Nikky`> ooh TheRon.. SexyGuy123 is here to naked wii with you
57:00 <TheRon> i'd rather not
57:00 <Nikky`> Sure? you sound like you need to naked wii with someone
58:00 <TheRon> nikky` naked miis too
58:00 <bLuE_DiAmONd> Nikky :) 
58:00 <TheRon> i am a little intoxicated
58:00 <Nikky`> bLuE_DiAmONd ;o)
59:00 <TheRon> oh he's gone what can you do
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> look at porn
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
00:00 <TheRon> nikky` you and i are so gonna do elton john and kiki dee at kareoke one night
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> so hot out
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> doin gardenin n wana b ury myself lol
00:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS4ALgm6Rsc
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Feargal Sharkey - You Little Thief (Full Music Video) (Sep 6, 2007) 4:31 - Category: Music - 404,564 views - 1,057 likes (97.5%), 27 dislikes (2.5%)
00:00 <doctor> you little thief
00:00 <johninja> http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/quickfix/0/8/9/232089_v1.jpg
01:00 <mrdanger> 8 is enough
01:00 <johninja> tht looks a bit doctored to me
01:00 <johninja> the text takes some strange angles mannn
02:00 <doctor> boarding pass on the gay train
02:00 <Nikky`> I don't do kareoke..I would never inflict that pain on anyone
02:00 <johninja> "did you wobble that fucking boarding pass as it was coming out of the printer karen" "ummm no" 
02:00 <doctor> i'd like kareoke if there wasnt an audience
02:00 <doctor> but i can't sing without people hearing, so i just sing to myself in my thoughts
03:00 <Nikky`> Mine is at home alone and in my car
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol doc
03:00 <sebastian> Nikky` welcome
03:00 <johninja> After going to the news, Delta actually had to apologize for its number generator's hate speech
03:00 <sebastian> Harley Davidson 4 Lyfe ... BITCHEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> delta mmm
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> she needs an arse fucking
04:00 <johninja> http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/quickfix/0/9/1/232091_v1.jpg 
05:00 <doctor> who likes mark seymour?
05:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGBSBoWcH6s
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hunters and Collectors - True Tears Of Joy (Mar 30, 2010) 4:24 - Category: Music - 25,097 views - 118 likes (98.3%), 2 dislikes (1.7%)
05:00 <johninja> i'm not surte who that is doctor
05:00 <johninja> but if you like them i do to
05:00 <johninja> you are a good judge of character
06:00 <doctor> he's a very reserved chap, there's hardly anything out there to learn about him
07:00 <couleurs> thank u
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> nneeed games
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> crash gime more
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> whar is binder
09:00 <crash> gime ?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> give me lol
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> i switched over to aim assist n was gettin everyone i was shootin at lol
10:00 <crash> my collection only started again when gta 5 came out
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> nise
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i got rid of heaps
10:00 <crash> before i hadn't had an xbox since the original one years ago
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
10:00 <crash> its bad
11:00 <crash> coming down with console gamer disease
11:00 <sebastian> Harley Davidson are going to startup an opposition space program to NASA, they will send chromed space ships to the moon with huge loud rocket boosters, instead of a capsule and control module it will be steered by a leather clad astronuaght using handlebars to control the rocket to the moon
11:00 <crash> haven't played anything on pc for a while
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> same
12:00 <crash> i only played the original blops on pc
12:00 <crash> never played it on xbox
13:00 <crash> i want to get batman though
13:00 <crash> worth it? haven't seen it drop much in price yet
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> batman rules!
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah its so fucking fun man better than the first two
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> and get all the dlc shit too or its not worth it lol
14:00 <crash> lol
14:00 <crash> i hate dlc
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah heaps of costumes bro
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> and ones to unlock ingame too
14:00 <crash> well might go unlock some assualt rifles
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
15:00 <crash> or something
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> what class
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> u want diamond skin for?
15:00 <crash> maybe bf4 if bbq is on
15:00 <crash> fal ows
15:00 <crash> osw
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> wo ye bro im on conquest
15:00 <crash> assualt
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah k how many u done?
16:00 <crash> not sure never checked
16:00 <crash> need all camo unlocks and master on whole category ?
16:00 <crash> including prestige unlock ?
16:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> yep
17:00 <johninja> sounds like fucking pokemon
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> u gotta get all camos for all guns in that class to get diamond
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got all the dlc skins so i dont usually use diamond nehow
17:00 <couleurs> i'm a pokemon, mon
17:00 <crash> ahh thats not bad then, have a few gold
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i use that bluey one forget what its called and party rock
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
18:00 <doctor> bf4 makes my heart explode
18:00 <doctor> i played 30 minutes of it and i left feeling all jittery and confused
18:00 <crash> lol
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
19:00 <johninja> like real war!
19:00 <crash> yeah the graphics through me out for a bit
19:00 <crash> seemed clunky
19:00 <crash> but the play is good
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> its the lag that bugs me
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> if im with americans
20:00 <crash> yeah rubberband effect
20:00 <couleurs> u guys bug me
20:00 <crash> good couleurs 
20:00 <Q{{> EnLighten feeds off real-time traffic data and provides a countdown and a chime to alert the driver before the lights change
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> still im obsessed with bf4
20:00 <crash> knifing is a lot better :P
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> got heaps of tags lol
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> waiting to get the m1911 ffs
21:00 <crash> i remember knifing about 4 ontop of that tower map, takes about 3 mins to climb up the ladder
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> n unlock the sniper rifle i want
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah man
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like that im ina heli n i can pause n chat n it stays airborn lol
22:00 <crash> counter doesn't work well when they are hardscoping 
22:00 <crash> anyway i don't have any games i can lend you
22:00 <crash> that you don't have
22:00 <crash> only motogp maybe
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> is
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking
23:00 <Bastardly_One> hot
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol motogp wikid
23:00 <Excessive> welcome ol dude
23:00 <doctor> murkles highland adventures and assorted arrangements 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> howdy Excessive
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> u bin downloading any of the free games for gold members?
23:00 <Excessive> oi, I sold $145 bux worth of bitcoin
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
24:00 <crash> bought them for $146
24:00 <Excessive> no, I mined em
24:00 <Excessive> lol
24:00 <crash> usb miner ?
24:00 <Excessive> ye, with lots of em
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u play bf4 on crash?
24:00 <crash> 360 pandas
25:00 <crash> haven't wasted the money on xbox one yet
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh k
25:00 <crash> im half committed, nearly tempted to get a ps4
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i didnt like bf3 on 360 much
26:00 <crash> i actually prefer sony's controllers as well
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> one controller is so much better than 360
27:00 <Calin> yup
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> never liked 360 controllers just wanted a bigger ps3 controller
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz so small for little asian hands
28:00 <Calin> i have used both and I found the PS4 analogue sticks were way easier to use than the xbone
29:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <Calin> but the multimedia features of the ps4 were pretty pathetic
29:00 <Calin> looked kind of sad
29:00 <johninja> lol multimedia features
29:00 <Calin> but its super fast and light and some people prefer that
29:00 <johninja> its a console
29:00 <Calin> in a dashboard
30:00 <Calin> johninja - yes .. an entertainment device ..
30:00 <Calin> you dont think people use their consoles for anything but games ?
30:00 <johninja> most people just use it for games
30:00 <Calin> so fuck any other features ?
30:00 <johninja> yeh pretty much
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> but the point is to intergrate everything into one thing
31:00 <Calin> haha ok :)
31:00 <johninja> i have watched about 5 dvds on the xbox
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> like with a cell phone johninja
31:00 <johninja> yeh man
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> you have a mobile phone right?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have a midget.
31:00 <johninja> yeah mobile phone, camera, makeup mirror, tampon
31:00 <johninja> all in one
31:00 <couleurs> i'm an entertainment device
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
31:00 <johninja> ^5
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hope pcs arent replaced
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> by all these stupid devices like tablets
32:00 <Calin> i like all the platforms
32:00 <johninja> you can customise shit on pc to your hearts content
32:00 <johninja> pretty much
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> same but havent tried wii u
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
32:00 <Calin> its a bit sad wasting cash on it but i got all three consoles last time around and will get all three this time as well
32:00 <Calin> and a gaming pc
32:00 <johninja> wii too 'kiddy' for me
33:00 <couleurs> what a slute
33:00 <Calin> yeah the wii is the least played
33:00 <johninja> and yeah i don't see the point in buying both as most games come out on both
33:00 <johninja> so whats the point
33:00 <Calin> for the exclusives
33:00 <johninja> hmm
33:00 <Calin> which are often 9/10 games
33:00 <johninja> those 1 out of 50 games
33:00 <johninja> lol@ 9/10
33:00 <Calin> oh i mean review score
33:00 <johninja> ahh
33:00 <Calin> as in .. the only ones I will bother playing
33:00 <johninja> yeah i did buy an xbox just to plauy morrowind
34:00 <johninja> so i can relate
34:00 <johninja> but that game was fucking epic
34:00 <Calin> i got a ps3 for uncharted 2
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i got ps3 for killzone 2
34:00 <Calin> and i got a wii u for bayonetta 2 which isn't out yet
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <Calin> so yeah.. its mostly having a handful of games that i really like
34:00 <johninja> i don't think i have ever seen anyone actually playing wii u
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer im fucked off about bayonetta 2
35:00 <Calin> haha its a fucking awkward thing
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> loved bayonetta so much
35:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
35:00 <johninja> they just sit around looking....pretty fucking ugly actually
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> n no way im spending cash on a wii u
35:00 <Calin> that gamepad / tablet thing is weird
35:00 <Calin> johninja you got it
35:00 <johninja> yeh
36:00 <Calin> but my brother is in town from the UK and we played the new mario brothers (we grew up together playing mario bro) and it was so much fucking fun
36:00 <johninja> BMW has a wii u
36:00 <Calin> when you have someone that can play properly
36:00 <johninja> han't heard him talk about it
36:00 <Calin> those games can be a lot of fun
36:00 <johninja> awww cool
36:00 <crash> wii worst nintendo console ever
36:00 <Bastardly_One> because he secretly thinks he wasted his money is why he never mentions it
36:00 <Calin> haha
36:00 <johninja> my ex bought her nes over and was playing mario 3
36:00 <crash> they need to let it go
36:00 <johninja> she was quite good
37:00 <johninja> then she had a hissy fit when i wanted to play gta 5
37:00 <Calin> Bastardly_One haha - spot on, someone else at work bought one on a whim and is the same
37:00 <Calin> i got mine for 100 bucks off someone who regretted it
37:00 <johninja> yeah i traded mine in on an xbox
37:00 <Bastardly_One> for 100 you can't complain
37:00 <johninja> this is my 3rd xbox
37:00 <johninja> lol
37:00 <Calin> no way ! i love it !
37:00 <johninja> such a shit product
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn my x fiancee stole my snes
37:00 <crash> lol
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> bitch cunt n stole all my romantic dvd section
38:00 <Calin> johninja yeh :( my original xbox was replaced 3 times under warranty then died out of warranty
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <johninja> ugh
38:00 <Bastardly_One> My SNES outlived 3 televisions
38:00 <crash> mine overheated
38:00 <Calin> got a new slim one, it goes alright
38:00 <crash> was in qld then though
38:00 <crash> so only 1 warranty return for me
38:00 <Calin> haha yeh i am in brisbane 
38:00 <johninja> first one got an RROD which i fixed myself and then i fucked up
38:00 <johninja> then next ones disk reader fucked up
38:00 <johninja> this one seems to be going ok
39:00 <johninja> *it
39:00 <Pieter> Woo me
39:00 <Bastardly_One> touch wood
39:00 <johninja> yeah man
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Pieter, shut up
39:00 <johninja> not much you can't fix with a youtube video, a roll of ducktape and some loose change
39:00 <johninja> seriously
39:00 <Bastardly_One> did you sleep?
39:00 <johninja> you had to put that on top of the GPU 
39:00 <Calin> johninja - a broken heart
39:00 <Bastardly_One> or still going?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <johninja> the solder they used was so shit it would get hot and melt
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> people tend to bitch a lot about consoles but it makes sense when they're hard to repare without voiding warante n shit
40:00 <johninja> lol Calin
40:00 <crash> warranty isnt that big a deal when you are a gamer though
40:00 <crash> you waste money all the time
40:00 <couleurs> yer xbox sux it's 4 fagots bro
40:00 <johninja> i would advise lots of drinking and crazy behaviour until you feel better
40:00 <johninja> its really the only way to do it
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye tru
41:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder how The_Baron went today?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like fun times
41:00 <Calin> haha i was just making a joke :)
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i keep layin cf4 on vehicles n suiciding 
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> c4*
41:00 <crash> lol
41:00 <johninja> oh yeah Bastardly_One
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
41:00 <johninja> he hung for a bit
41:00 <crash> i usually chuck to much on
41:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't care about BF4
42:00 <johninja> then it got quiet
42:00 <crash> on tanks anyway
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha just need 2
42:00 <johninja> and he left
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> im only mucking around on it atm
42:00 <crash> 3 i know its gonna blow up though
42:00 <Calin> PandasDontDrive - bf4 ?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> its def gonna blow up with 2
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
42:00 <Bastardly_One> care factor ZERO
42:00 <Bastardly_One> go make a gaming channel or some shit
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have one
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> in 2
42:00 <Bastardly_One> every day it's the same BF4 crap
42:00 <johninja> lol you watch some of those dudes do shit on yotube videos like drive a jeep off this jump, get out, throw some c4 on a heli, open the parachute and set it off
42:00 <Calin> for shits and giggles we where putting a few c4 on a bike, driving it at a tank or group of guys, jumping off and xplod
43:00 <Bastardly_One> well, talk about it there
43:00 <crash> Bastardly_One: you can entertain us then
43:00 <johninja> just insane
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> we're talking in here n not just about bf4
43:00 <Calin> loads of fun for young and old
43:00 <crash> or /ignore
43:00 <Bastardly_One> crash, no
43:00 <johninja> and you know you will never ever be that good
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <johninja> no matter how hard you try
43:00 <johninja> deep inside
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea johninja those vids are mad
43:00 <Pieter> Its mabo
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> doin the rocket launcher after junpin out a jet and then gettin back in
44:00 <Calin> ok i am officially resigning from video game chat as to not bore others
44:00 <Calin> gentlemen it has been an honor
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <crash> i got my tank blown up from a grenade
44:00 <crash> well one of those aa tanks
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I just go on about FPS games as I'm shit at them
44:00 <Pieter> Its glee and its mabo
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahah
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye takin down a chopper with a sniper rifle is kinda gay but funny
45:00 <crash> motogp is not a bad game Bastardly_One 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a verion of that
45:00 <crash> bit over realistic if you ask me
45:00 <Bastardly_One> found it too tedious
45:00 <crash> you're pretty much stuffed if you come off in a race
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> not even close to real if u ask me ;)
45:00 <crash> unless you cheat and configure the ai to let you catch up
46:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/dAi8uXf.jpg
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn brb fone cunt this fuck cunt
46:00 <crash> PandasDontDrive: nah its a pretty loose representation
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, there's a really nice brand you can get anywhere besides that
49:00 <Pieter> Lord od the fries is on tonoght poo
49:00 <Pieter> Lord of the burger rings
49:00 <johninja> ok
49:00 <Pieter> Siph lord
51:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter 
51:00 <Pieter> No you!
51:00 <Mew> is it mitani Bastardly_One?
51:00 <Pieter> Dont use commas too
52:00 <couleurs> Least I Know, How
52:00 <couleurs> Ha Ha
52:00 <Mew> http://www.gfresh.com.au/showproduct.php?id=581
54:00 <Pieter> At first i was afraid i was petrified 
54:00 <couleurs> Good
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <johninja> that was an ok piet post
54:00 <cat> Everybody please sign my justice for Sega petition.
54:00 <johninja> i enjoyed that
55:00 <Calin> yeah bring back the dreamcast !
55:00 <Calin> Justice for Sega !
56:00 <Pieter> I LOVED THE DREAMCAST :(
56:00 <Madrox> ugh why is that thing back
58:00 <ghettowreath> not a bot
58:00 <couleurs> i'm a bot
58:00 <ghettowreath> just misses sega
59:00 <Madrox> its an idiot with a script
59:00 <Madrox> i dont care its stupid
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <johninja> nice
00:00 <ghettowreath> still not a bot . and it's sad nobody's signing that petition
00:00 <johninja> lets get rid of ghettowreath now
00:00 <johninja> i don't like th cut of their jib
00:00 <johninja> it is clearly a bot
01:00 <Pieter> Clearly
01:00 <johninja> and i suspect you may have something to do with this sir
01:00 <ghettowreath> right, i speak for 3 lines and you want to bump me off too. lovely.. okay 4 now
01:00 <johninja> reveal yourself
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> my best best mate as a teenager calls for first time in ages n my fone dies
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ifones grrr
02:00 <Pieter> Ibone
02:00 <ghettowreath> don't get scroogled
02:00 <ghettowreath> or in this case... uhh
02:00 <ghettowreath> oracled
02:00 <Madrox> its not a bot its raging about being called a bot
02:00 <Bastardly_One> someone just got me this
02:00 <Madrox> i really couldnt give a fuck
02:00 <Bastardly_One> http://static.musictoday.com/store/bands/93/product_medium/DEA59197.JPG
02:00 <Pieter> I fucked tje oracle once
02:00 <Bastardly_One> see if you can work out what artist it is
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty obvious
03:00 <johninja> you can't tell me it types all those parts out in a short space of time
03:00 <johninja> its running scripts
03:00 <couleurs> a game boy
03:00 <johninja> =bpt
03:00 <johninja> *bot
03:00 <couleurs> what do i won
03:00 <johninja> damn 3 letter words
03:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, the mouse head ... it's a deadmau5 shit
03:00 <couleurs> gameboy > poop > deadmau5
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> poop
05:00 <ghettowreath> i don't see the harm in a fast response. it sure beats waiting times. some things in life should be automated.. some people make tattoos of their mascara. i mean, aren't we all part of some sort of entity that is of some form of sentience?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus, it's a banned bot ... get over it
07:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/m4JnO.png
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol couleurs
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's great
07:00 <couleurs> =)
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <johninja> someone is getting a little TOO upset about this bot
07:00 <johninja> very revealing
08:00 <ghettowreath> well, i never said i was upset.. just that we are all the same part of the footsteps in our environment..
09:00 <ghettowreath> and when you step feet.. the feet, they move
09:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like you're crying a river to me
09:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
09:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/puNPCIt.jpg
10:00 <Calin> brb
10:00 <couleurs> ok, Colin take it easy
11:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/QYIHE9a.jpg
12:00 <ghettowreath> you could always baleet if i bug you that much Bastardly_One
13:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/qtgHzHx
13:00 <couleurs> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but awwwwwwww
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <ghettowreath> that's a nice picture
15:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/C9g2sH1.gif
16:00 <couleurs> me when i arrive on irc
16:00 <Mew> theres 4 girls on there
16:00 <Mew> WHO WAS DRIVING THE BOAT?
16:00 <Mew> 5 girls
16:00 <Mew> ma baaaaad
16:00 <Mew> or 6
17:00 <Mew> damn this is hard
17:00 <couleurs> =)
17:00 <couleurs> don't even think there's 4 girls on all of irc tbh...
18:00 <Mew> most would be guys pretending to be girls
18:00 <Mew> hey fred
18:00 <FredFlinstone> gday
19:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/08/aidan-fisher-11-year-old-guitar_n_4563760.html
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that really appeals more to me
21:00 <Bastardly_One> because I think Steel Panther are the best parody band in the business
21:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU 
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Leeroy Jenkins (Aug 6, 2006) 2:51 - Category: Gaming - 37,425,868 views - 244,029 likes (97.7%), 5,676 dislikes (2.3%)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> johninja
26:00 <johninja> que
26:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna hear the irc girls song?
26:00 <johninja> hmm
26:00 <johninja> i been up all nigth
26:00 <johninja> so be considerate
26:00 <johninja> if its good/funny sure
26:00 <johninja> peicey screeching not so much
26:00 <johninja> wb The_Baron
27:00 <The_Baron> cheers
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the irc chick song
27:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x67jtMPfdTw
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steel Panther - Fat Girl (Oct 22, 2010) 4:45 - Category: Music - 2,008,848 views - 7,820 likes (96%), 323 dislikes (4%)
27:00 <johninja> lol 
27:00 <johninja> metal?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> sing the chorus out loud
27:00 <johninja> fine, i'll be open minded again
27:00 <Bastardly_One> just listen to the word
27:00 <Bastardly_One> s
27:00 <The_Baron> how be everyone?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> they're the best parody band ever
27:00 <Bastardly_One> click that The_Baron
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll be fine after that
28:00 <Mew> da bazzzzz 
28:00 <johninja> hehe
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes, because you're looking at me
28:00 <Bastardly_One> like I'm a side of fries
28:00 <Bastardly_One> WHOAH WHOAH! THAR SHE BLOWS!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more
29:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFzUepHBdMo
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kosheen - Hungry (Oct 25, 2009) 3:41 - Category: Music - 671,640 views - 2,599 likes (98.7%), 33 dislikes (1.3%)
29:00 <The_Baron> made some chilli sauce not long ago out of some butch T scorpion chillies
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fat girl, she can't fit through the door
29:00 <The_Baron> the fumes made me cough like a bitch
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this line
29:00 <Bastardly_One> people might point and laugh at us
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but you can kick their ass
30:00 <Bastardly_One> because you're bigger than a bus
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fat girl
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe your eating again ... where does your neck begin?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> catchy innit?
31:00 <The_Baron> this is like a white snake rip for sure
31:00 <Bastardly_One> fat girl, you're really really tonnes of fun
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> community property is funnier
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the words crack me up
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the lyrics of the first verse of this
32:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzUPG8olnO0
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steel Panther - Community Property (Nov 24, 2009) 3:42 - Category: Music - 3,166,129 views - 11,169 likes (96.8%), 373 dislikes (3.2%)
32:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0kSuZFOwFE
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Obey the Beard by Psychostick [Official] Beard Song (Nov 5, 2013) 4:31 - Category: Comedy - 145,145 views - 3,245 likes (99%), 32 dislikes (1%)
32:00 <The_Baron> this is my fave silly metal pisstake song atm
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but ... do they have hair solos
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you heard me ... the bassist has a hairdrier blow drying solo
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/TqKi8rr.gif
33:00 <couleurs> Bellyflop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> If you were a hooker, you know I'd be happy to pay
34:00 <Bastardly_One> if suddenly you were a guy I'd be suddenly gay
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they rip off extreme in this bad
34:00 <Bastardly_One> about fucking on the road ... they were aweome live
34:00 <Bastardly_One> so entertaining
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll kiss your mouth even after my rocket explodes
35:00 <The_Baron> did he say my dong is community property?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the scary part is
36:00 <Bastardly_One> they're big in the hair metal scene
36:00 <Bastardly_One> like really respected and shit
36:00 <Bastardly_One> do shows in Vegas all the time with special guests
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how they got famous
36:00 <Bastardly_One> doing covers really piss take style
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the bassist looks completely different unglammed up and without that wig
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks like an emo band bassist unmade up
37:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/9qcgAuj.gif
37:00 <The_Baron> haha
37:00 <Bastardly_One> these guys are clever
37:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA_CgX2ihVg
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beatallica - Hey Dude (Apr 3, 2007) 7:41 - Category: Music - 602,984 views - 2,539 likes (96.1%), 104 dislikes (3.9%)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Metallica done Beatles style
38:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to how he nails the jaymz style
40:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqWN4ySxVNA
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Want to Choke Your Band - Beatallica (Sep 26, 2009) 2:04 - Category: Music - 18,917 views - 90 likes (95.7%), 4 dislikes (4.3%)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they're clever
41:00 <The_Baron> one song I wish was up on youtube is Mark Mark by Heifer
42:00 <The_Baron> shame they werea flash in the pan unearthed band
42:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to this
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you will LOVE this
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and I know you won't know it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5i9YXHVEmI
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Foetus - Bedrock (Jan 18, 2011) 7:17 - Category: Music - 6,999 views - 70 likes (95.9%), 3 dislikes (4.1%)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you're the dirty rat who killed my brother louie
43:00 <The_Baron> dude sounds like Tom Waits a bit
43:00 <The_Baron> a bit mind u
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm makin' a list, checkin' it twice, and deciding just who decides to die!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to get this played in a club all the time
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and the rest of the crowd would be like
43:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is this shit?
44:00 <The_Baron> the backing music reminds me of john zorn 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd be the only one enjoying it
44:00 <ghettowreath> i love foetus
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ghettowreath, you know who jim thirwell is?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> for real?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fucking impressed
44:00 <The_Baron> and yes I like this
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo
44:00 <Bastardly_One> after this
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll give you my favourite of his
45:00 <Bastardly_One> this is really worth it though
45:00 <Bastardly_One> as you're discovering
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> ergh tea has made me feel sick again
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> cheap ass coles tea 
45:00 <The_Baron> coles tea is crap...tastes like dishwashing liquid
45:00 <Excessive> jus don't buy cheap ass coles tea
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye man
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got some fallen dreams, how about we have a few drinks, take in a strip show and set fire to a few bums
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> almost wanted to vomit again, last nite with my mate ashlee we drank good real tea then i cbf so made coles tea n i had to stop for a sec n say soz feel sick as
46:00 <ghettowreath> not in person
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> gave her her xmas present ehehe she was so overwhelmed
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> speak of the devil brb
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ghettowreath, but you know who he is ... I'm impressed ... what other stuff do you like?
47:00 <ghettowreath> my brother had a trent reznor record or something and saw him on the credits
47:00 <Excessive> who's lightin the fire Bastardly_One?
47:00 <ghettowreath> and got the album gash after that
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man The_Baron come help me burn all this tea n praise satan
48:00 <ghettowreath> i dunno, these days i listen to a ton of jazz
49:00 <The_Baron> praise satan indeed
49:00 <Bastardly_One> YEAH! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXsEnha9Q94
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel - A.Ramrod (Mar 27, 2012) 6:19 - Category: Music - 1,747 views - 17 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you should like this too The_Baron
50:00 <Bastardly_One> say what you mean and say it mean!
50:00 <The_Baron> okay one complaint about this track
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a ramrod ... raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamrod
50:00 <The_Baron> the drum triggers
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but it's like early 90s
50:00 <The_Baron> so much gating on the drums as well
51:00 <Bastardly_One> very much so
51:00 <The_Baron> yeah I kinda figured it was either 80's or early 90's
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's meant to be noisy but well done for it's time
51:00 <The_Baron> I don't mind the noisiness at all
51:00 <The_Baron> I just always hated drum triggers
51:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if I like the bass drum triggers in the chorus though
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they distort too much
52:00 <The_Baron> could be the compression of this track on youtube as well
52:00 <The_Baron> because it is clipping a little
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it is a tiny bit
52:00 <Bastardly_One> there aint no room around here for you boy
52:00 <Bastardly_One> for you and your one club foot
52:00 <The_Baron> yeah I just checked the signal
52:00 <The_Baron> it's definitely just someone overcompressed it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but this kind of shit
53:00 <Bastardly_One> is what got me back into making noisy EDM
53:00 <Bastardly_One> stuff of this ilk in the 90s
53:00 <The_Baron> I presume you like Big Black?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> just a tad
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and Rape Man of course
53:00 <The_Baron> haha aint heard that name in ages
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Steve Albini was awesome
53:00 <The_Baron> I love Shellac
54:00 <The_Baron> (mentioning steve albini I had to say that)
54:00 <ghettowreath> i like skinny puppy time to time.
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> much caffiene in tea?
54:00 <The_Baron> not much, but it's a different caffeine molecule
54:00 <Bastardly_One> dude
55:00 <Bastardly_One> how old are you?
55:00 <The_Baron> me?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ya
55:00 <The_Baron> I'm young....31
55:00 <Bastardly_One> youngin's don't seem to know that shit
55:00 <Bastardly_One> impressive
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you grew up listening to some good shit man
55:00 <The_Baron> fucken oath
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I've 13yrs on ya but your tastes are pretty impressive
56:00 <Bastardly_One> simba spins me out all the time with really old school good shit
56:00 <The_Baron> I just love underground/fucked up sounds man
56:00 <Bastardly_One> like Funkadelic and stuff
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah obviously
56:00 <Excessive> wat moa can a pawboyyyyyy dooooooooooooooo
57:00 <Bastardly_One> a poor boy can stop singing split enz
57:00 <The_Baron> thing is, when I was like 11-12, family didn't have a heap of money, and all the music I listened to then were my dead uncles old tapes
57:00 <Excessive> I was mockin yew, I'm not singin eet
57:00 <The_Baron> shit like wishbone ash, deep purple, King Crimson, Pink Floyd, Budgie, etc
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Budgie
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt could GROOVE
57:00 <The_Baron> I realised the parts of the music I liked the best were when shit went nuts
58:00 <The_Baron> like the freejazz explosion in 21st Century Schizoid Man
58:00 <The_Baron> then I found some Tangerine Dream and Kraftwerk
58:00 <The_Baron> and then some Yello, Art Of Noise and Yellow Magic Orchestra
58:00 <The_Baron> and those got me into electronic music
59:00 <Excessive> ooooooooooooohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Art of Noise and Micheal Jean Jarre would be my main two
59:00 <The_Baron> yeah jean jarre I like too
59:00 <simba> u spin me rite round babey
59:00 <The_Baron> but Art Of Noise I love the most, they're sound was well ahead of it's time
59:00 <Bastardly_One> totally
59:00 <The_Baron> Close to The Edit is a masterpiece
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they fluked their hits
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good choice
59:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't a hit
59:00 <Nikky`> haha
59:00 <Mew> hnnnnnnng
59:00 <johninja> lol closest i ever came to getting busted and not getting busted 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I've walked past break ins and shit and not been asked shit and kept walking
59:00 <johninja> me and my mate just got an oz each
59:00 <Nikky`> haha
59:00 <Mew> hnnnnnnng
59:00 <johninja> lol closest i ever came to getting busted and not getting busted 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I've walked past break ins and shit and not been asked shit and kept walking
59:00 <johninja> me and my mate just got an oz each
00:00 <The_Baron> I know, but it's still one of the most relevant (dare I say it) EDM tracks to this day
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I mean
00:00 <The_Baron> no cunt could use a fairlight like them
00:00 <Bastardly_One> uh uh
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they mastered that POS
00:00 <The_Baron> brb
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and showed what the fairlight was able to actually really do
00:00 <simba> that old black magic has me.. In Its Spell
00:00 <johninja> and were going to the shops
00:00 <Bastardly_One> well, when I say that ... like they've happened in a few mins before I've come past
00:00 <Nikky`> wb omfgbbqhax
00:00 <johninja> just before we left i'm like "shit better leave the weed"
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhh
00:00 <johninja> then yeah just walked out of the driveway and they pulled us both
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I seem almost invisible to the police here
00:00 <LostBasketBallMolten> Bastardly_One perhaps that is because of your face, they think that is innocent looking person there 
00:00 <johninja> and were going to the shops
00:00 <Bastardly_One> well, when I say that ... like they've happened in a few mins before I've come past
00:00 <Nikky`> wb omfgbbqhax
00:00 <johninja> just before we left i'm like "shit better leave the weed"
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shhh
00:00 <johninja> then yeah just walked out of the driveway and they pulled us both
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I seem almost invisible to the police here
00:00 <LostBasketBallMolten> Bastardly_One perhaps that is because of your face, they think that is innocent looking person there 
01:00 <Duke_36> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ3fLTamqn0
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Soul Asylum "April Fool" (Mar 2, 2013) 4:19 - Category: Music - 630 views - 6 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Soul Asylum can fuck right off
01:00 <Bastardly_One> they sold out and became a boring hunk of shit
01:00 <Duke_36> anything to be cool :P
02:00 <Bastardly_One> like Train
02:00 <Bastardly_One> they were once ... like 15 yr ago
02:00 <Bastardly_One> a really good blues type of band
02:00 <Bastardly_One> now look at 'em
02:00 <Duke_36> the vid i linked was last year.
02:00 <Duke_36> they still rock.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I disagree :P
03:00 <Duke_36> well opinions are like assholes.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you're allowed to like them but I think the last good album was
03:00 <Excessive> check this out u 2 ......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9qQouhoqQk
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FACT TV: Watch AraabMUZIK give a live MPC masterclass (Mar 4, 2013) 5:47 - Category: Music - 132,504 views - 590 likes (95.3%), 29 dislikes (4.7%)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> with Runaway Train on it
03:00 <simba> runaway train with jon voight
03:00 <simba> jon voight bit you ?!
08:00 <crash> is it really 33c now in melb
08:00 <Duke_36> yup
08:00 <Duke_36> its warm
09:00 <couleurs> it's 69c in my pants ;)
09:00 <Bastardly_One> could be
09:00 <crash> lol
09:00 <johninja> sweltering
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 29c here still
09:00 <johninja> its like a balmy 23ish here
10:00 <crash> lol nice
10:00 <Nikky`> 31.5 here
10:00 <Nikky`> will be a lil warm to sleep
10:00 <crash> yeah for a few hours
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so add a couple more inland for melb
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah, would be 33 still easy
10:00 <Bastardly_One> if nikky has 31.5
10:00 <johninja> the wiket is quite moist and i doubt we will see much batting action out of it until day three or four but by that stage the weather could have moved in 
11:00 <johninja> woops wrong window
11:00 <Nikky`> melb is 31.7 by my app
11:00 <Nikky`> and ballarat is 26.6
11:00 <crash> i don't mind the heat, just noticed ive been splashing water in my face a bit today
11:00 <Bastardly_One> accuweather says
11:00 <Bastardly_One> 29
11:00 <crash> need aircon!!
11:00 <crash> or a pool
12:00 <Bastardly_One> either way
12:00 <Nikky`> both
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it might be my walk time
12:00 <Duke_36> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9CByL4ko3I
12:00 <Bastardly_One> still haven't done that this evening yet
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Grinspoon - Homebake 1998 (Aug 14, 2012) 45:42 - Category: Music - 13,020 views - 96 likes (99%), 1 dislikes (1%)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Grinspoon are still good live
12:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's one thing I must say I like about this city
13:00 <Bastardly_One> you can actually go for a walk still after dark
13:00 <Bastardly_One> all hours really
13:00 <crash> Nikky`: think aircon in a pool is similar to toaster in a bath
14:00 <Excessive> there is no spoon
14:00 <Nikky`> you know what I meant
14:00 <crash> yeah yeah :)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, back sooner than later
14:00 <B1-not-here> oh hai Rob
14:00 <Nikky`> Naww Doodle.. so kind of you <3
14:00 <simba> Glenn Danzig
14:00 <B1-not-here> bai Rob
14:00 <Doodle> ;)
14:00 <Doodle> hai and bai B1
15:00 <B1-not-here> oh
15:00 <B1-not-here> interested in a texas hold 'em night?
15:00 <B1-not-here> TheRon might be talking out of his arse as usual
15:00 <B1-not-here> but he reckons he is
15:00 <Doodle> i'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty breadknife
15:00 <Doodle> but thanks
15:00 <B1-not-here> hahahahahahaha
15:00 <B1-not-here> him? or the game itself?
15:00 <B1-not-here> or both?
15:00 <Doodle> card games aren't my bag baby
15:00 <B1-not-here> aaaaaaaaaaah
16:00 <Doodle> unless its strip poker and not with you guys
16:00 <B1-not-here> me either except for that
16:00 <B1-not-here> indeed
16:00 <B1-not-here> anyway, carry on
16:00 <B1-not-here> time for the nightly walkies
17:00 <The_Baron> <Bastardly_One> you can actually go for a walk still after dark <--- two words: Jodie Mears :P
18:00 <B1-not-here> stfu :P
18:00 <B1-not-here> or I'll never go
18:00 <B1-not-here> back soonish
26:00 <Mew> BlackDevil http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1389348242559.jpg
27:00 <The_Baron> righteo
27:00 <simba> wat a beb
27:00 <simba> babe
28:00 <Mew> trantastic
30:00 <crash> good cricket :P
31:00 <simba> http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a9ca6017097b4d258e5fa9365863786/tumblr_mz5ccjJI5d1qmuxe9o1_500.gif
31:00 <simba> do u like huey lewis and the news?
31:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <Mew> mmmmmmmmmmmm
32:00 <Mew> c bale
32:00 <Mew> get in me
33:00 <The_Baron> nah I aint a square
34:00 <couleurs> i heard he went to real medrid
34:00 <The_Baron> Madrid*
34:00 <couleurs> u med?
34:00 <Mew> real med
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba u gonna get around to reading american psycho?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> just askin
35:00 <The_Baron> is that how a kiwiw says mad?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i read fight club cause u said it was good! and it was XD
35:00 <The_Baron> reel med bru, reel med
35:00 <simba> yes 1 day
35:00 <The_Baron> I'm surprised it took u this long to read that PandasDontDrive?
36:00 <Mew> have you seen this The_Baron? http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j298/kazzakissy/Jokes/HowtospeakNewZulander.jpg
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive still got to buy it again, gettin two awesome crime nvoels soon
36:00 <The_Baron> Chuck Phallanuck did some oright books. Survivor is worth a read too
37:00 <The_Baron> Choke is my fave, shame the movie sucked ass
37:00 <simba> oi kittle crusps bru
37:00 <Mew> jungle bills bru
37:00 <couleurs> yea i red survivor it was good
37:00 <simba> a sucks peck lol
37:00 <Mew> fitter cheney hahaha
38:00 <Mew> ken i ordeh the fitter cheney plase
38:00 <The_Baron> what is with Kiwis and reggae?
38:00 <The_Baron> is it mandatory for them to love it?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> george v higgins 
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> cogans trade XD
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent got choke ive got invisible monsters
38:00 <simba> amanda tory
38:00 <Mew> a kiwi lady came into my work the other day and ordered a "hem rep"
38:00 <The_Baron> Choke is by far his best
39:00 <The_Baron> well it's a tie between choke and fight club
39:00 <Mew> if i hadnt seen that pic before i wouldnt have known she meant ham wrap lol
39:00 <simba> one time a bunch of NZers replaced a bunch of british lads living with my mate he went from the coolest dudes to live with ever to a bunch of fucken retards
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> what about ellis
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> do you have a fav easton ellis novel?
40:00 <The_Baron> not I personally
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk
40:00 <couleurs> well i think survivor was better
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> read Perfume
40:00 <The_Baron> I mean I've read American psycho
40:00 <The_Baron> but that's it
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's a classic
40:00 <couleurs> invisible monsters was gay
40:00 <couleurs> choke was ok
40:00 <couleurs> the movie was terrible
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i havent bothered with invisible monsters yet
40:00 <The_Baron> yeah the movie was terrible
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> american psycho movie is pretty terrible
41:00 <couleurs> and they won't make survivor into a movie cos of 9/11 never 4 get
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> once youve read the novel
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant watch it anymore
41:00 <The_Baron> I was dissapointed they didn't ad the part where he looks up the pic of tarzan getting chestnuts shoved up his arse by a chimpanzee
41:00 <The_Baron> it seemed that it shoulda been included
41:00 <Atari> hey all :) peace
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want them to remake american psycho
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> and use cgi
42:00 <Atari> The_Baron, sup dude :) peace...
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> when he hallucinates in the car and the city turns into a jungle or some shit
42:00 <The_Baron> not a lot Atari
42:00 <couleurs> american psycho is a good movie, it's underrated even the faggot who wrote it said he likes it
42:00 <Atari> The_Baron you into graphic design man ?
42:00 <The_Baron> a lil dude
42:00 <Atari> IMSI is the company The_Baron
43:00 <Atari> a program called turbofloorplan3d
43:00 <Atari> it rocks
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> the movie is out of sequence with the book, its good as it is but i cant help but like the book more
43:00 <Atari> you can get it from TPB on torrent
43:00 <The_Baron> aah yeah, sounds like something loof would like
43:00 <Atari> you can design houses
43:00 <The_Baron> I could
44:00 <The_Baron> but why would I when my father and sister are architects?
44:00 <The_Baron> (also I am lazy)
44:00 <Atari> from simple to complex
44:00 <Atari> i am starting with simple
44:00 <Atari> The_Baron that is why
44:00 <Atari> the program is for architects
44:00 <Atari> beginner architects
45:00 <The_Baron> I will tell my sis about it though
45:00 <The_Baron> she would be interested for sure
45:00 <Atari> dont
45:00 <Atari> you will get her negative vibes
45:00 <Atari> this program is not for pros
45:00 <Atari> it is for beginners
45:00 <The_Baron> aah yeah
45:00 <The_Baron> I presume it can convert to max files?
45:00 <Atari> she will get you to use a pro cad program
45:00 <The_Baron> (that could be useful)
45:00 <Atari> something that will frustrate you
45:00 <The_Baron> yeah true
46:00 <Atari> this program a 16 year old can use
46:00 <The_Baron> she's all about ArchiCad lately
46:00 <Atari> and i love it
46:00 <Atari> i used autocad since the 90's and i hate it
47:00 <Atari> it is a program you install and in 1 day, or 1 hour you know how to use
47:00 <The_Baron> yeah it's aint very intuitive
47:00 <Atari> no instrctuions
47:00 <couleurs> i use frontpage 98 Loof recomended it 2 make web sites for the internet
47:00 <Atari> i am getting sick of the old days, when you needed math and logic and programming to design
48:00 <Atari> this is all object orientated
48:00 <Atari> click click
48:00 <The_Baron> I like that about a lot of software developments
48:00 <Atari> whatever the fuck happened to frontpage
48:00 <The_Baron> especially with DAW's
49:00 <The_Baron> I like that sampling has become a shit tonne easier. I like pitch and tempo locks that are accurate as fuck
49:00 <Atari> and i used to love the default email client for windows xp
49:00 <Atari> ejay is the best for beginners
49:00 <Atari> shit easy
49:00 <The_Baron> learning technical shit is merely a set of skills...when u can remove the need for these, u can unlock more creative potential and half the workload
50:00 <The_Baron> ejay is not flexible enough for me
50:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, for a beginner sure
50:00 <The_Baron> though I started from the very bottom
50:00 <Atari> even for a pro, if you know how to sample
50:00 <The_Baron> Scream Tracker and Pro Tracker
50:00 <The_Baron> when u have learned that shit, DAW's are a piece of piss
50:00 <Atari> ejay is even good for a pro, if you can do samples
51:00 <The_Baron> yeah but it hasn't got very good sequencing options
51:00 <Atari> cubase and fruity loops
51:00 <Atari> fl is to easy
51:00 <Atari> shits over cubase
52:00 <The_Baron> I am all about the abelton and the Reason
52:00 <The_Baron> cubase I do like as well, as I started with cubase with midi synths
52:00 <The_Baron> (well after I could afford to, trackers were the cheapest option as they were free)
52:00 <Atari> i am getting a desktop, first time in 20 years i moved to laptop
52:00 <Atari> and fucking soundcard is shit
53:00 <The_Baron> get an external card
53:00 <Atari> only card are creative sticks
53:00 <Atari> usb
53:00 <Atari> will get a desktop and buy a decent creative
54:00 <The_Baron> u don't just have to get a usb card
54:00 <Atari> i want to buy a stylish case, that is all i am fussy about
54:00 <Atari> color and shape
54:00 <Atari> the rest has to be the best hardware
55:00 <couleurs> Sick!!!!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <Atari> seen some cool cases for like 40 bucks, compared to bad styles for 200
55:00 <The_Baron> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=external+sound+card+m-audio&tbm=isch&source=iu&imgil=yrDgusu7odRBZM%253A%253Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fencrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com%252Fimages%253Fq%253Dtbn%253AANd9GcS_ZYAnlXzDDgLZ1nwT-AP6VS6_-A0EkUNZLrIPHaV8RBVW0CBxyw%253B1280%253B746%253BLus6TWjXXTogSM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.knowzy.com%25252FComputers%25252FAudio%25252FAudio-Feedback.htm&sa=X&ei=cdHPUoeLF4H6kAXBlYD4Aw&ved=0CGQQ9QEwAw&biw=1600&bih=7
55:00 <The_Baron> just get something like this
55:00 <couleurs> good link
55:00 <The_Baron> had one of these at my mates studio. they are pretty decent for the price
55:00 <The_Baron> (yeah I went out of my way to look for the longest link parameter)
55:00 <The_Baron> :P
56:00 <Atari> i could go korg or roland mate
56:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, u can use these soundcards on a lappy
56:00 <Atari> i got money :)
56:00 <The_Baron> don't see why
56:00 <Atari> creative is fine with me
56:00 <Calin> so much love for roland
56:00 <The_Baron> unless u want a heap of line inputs/outputs
56:00 <Calin> their v drums are the best electronic drums money can buy
56:00 <Atari> i play guitar
56:00 <The_Baron> though patching to a mixing desk works better reallyh
57:00 <Atari> korg is nice
57:00 <The_Baron> the Roland Spd-sx is pretty good
57:00 <Atari> even thinking of polk speakers
57:00 <The_Baron> they are only drum pads, but they can really tweak the sounds nicely
57:00 <Atari> ir bose
57:00 <The_Baron> my mate cuts sick on em
58:00 <Atari> pioneer is the least i can buy
58:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, lotta ppl get suckered into buying soundcards they don't really need
58:00 <Atari> The_Baron, lemme show ya some speakers i got at home
58:00 <Atari> hang on
58:00 <Atari> i am half blind in one eye
58:00 <Atari> hang
58:00 <The_Baron> like u don't really need a super good pre-amp on the soundcard, and u don't need a heap of inputs and outputs
58:00 <simba> nice it works
59:00 <simba> even tho my mirc wiped
59:00 <couleurs> sweet script man that owns
59:00 <simba> how good r the squared brackets
59:00 <simba> [WhatWhat]
59:00 <The_Baron> hell I know dudes making excelllent sounding music with just shitty internal soundcards. At the end of the day they all output the same...24bit 128bit sound capability
59:00 <The_Baron> I mean 128khz
59:00 <Atari> http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTE5OVgxNjAw/z/eEQAAOxyRNJSjJei/$_35.JPG
00:00 <Atari> perfect condition
00:00 <Atari> 1938
00:00 <The_Baron> haha old skool cabinets
00:00 <The_Baron> only speakers from that era I would bother with personally would be Tannoys
00:00 <The_Baron> only coz of the concentric tweaters
01:00 <Atari> AM on that goes down to 120,000hz
01:00 <Atari> 21 inch speakers
01:00 <The_Baron> big
01:00 <Atari> it's because of the coil
02:00 <The_Baron> but 1938
02:00 <The_Baron> would they even be stereo capable?
02:00 <Atari> no
02:00 <Atari> but on FM there is zero SEH
02:00 <Atari> Spurious Harmonic Emissions
02:00 <Atari> SHE
03:00 <Atari> zero static
03:00 <Atari> no hiss
03:00 <The_Baron> cool
03:00 <Atari> 1000 microfarat capacitors
03:00 <Atari> high bass
03:00 <couleurs> he means 12" speakers not 21"
03:00 <Atari> low treble
03:00 <Atari> 21
03:00 <The_Baron> yeah the overall sound balance wouldn't be all that great
04:00 <The_Baron> but shit, speaker tech didn't really get all that great till the 70's
04:00 <Atari> on fm it is nice
04:00 <couleurs> also that thing is a piece of junk 
04:00 <Atari> not stereo
04:00 <Atari> sounds stereo
04:00 <Atari> the pll is hard
04:00 <Atari> phase lock looping
04:00 <Atari> which you dont get in speakers nowadays
04:00 <Atari> costs too much
05:00 <Atari> all you add is 2 normals speakers
05:00 <Atari> a sub
05:00 <Atari> and do that as a front
05:00 <Atari> you will be amazed at DTS
05:00 <Atari> 7.1
06:00 <The_Baron> and waht u mean, heaps of Monitor speakers use phase lock looping
06:00 <Atari> a lot of techs are doing it
06:00 <Atari> yes
06:00 <Atari> but not at that range
06:00 <Atari> costly
06:00 <Atari> some did it
07:00 <Atari> for like concerts
07:00 <The_Baron> my mate and me are using Mackie MR8 mk3 monitors
07:00 <The_Baron> they aren't the best...but they certainly reference well enough
07:00 <The_Baron> still need to get the sub for it though
08:00 <Atari> the art of coiling is insane
08:00 <Atari> it is about the coil
08:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
08:00 <The_Baron> lol couleurs
09:00 <Atari> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/Harman_Kardon_330B_Transistor_Stereo_Receiver.jpg
09:00 <Atari> got that The_Baron
10:00 <Atari> amp
10:00 <The_Baron> is that a solid state?
11:00 <Atari> yup
11:00 <Atari> unfortunately :(
11:00 <The_Baron> I don;t mind solid state amps
12:00 <Mew> i wanna see someone find out theyve got HIV on these unsafe sex shows on abc
12:00 <Mew> its always chlamydia and thats the good one
12:00 <The_Baron> they have a nice roundnes in the bass register
12:00 <Atari> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e0/F50XKTOP.jpg
13:00 <Duke_36> fat bass
13:00 <Atari> hahaha
13:00 <Atari> it farts
13:00 <The_Baron> prolly need to clean the valves then
13:00 <The_Baron> or it's just past its prime
14:00 <Nikky`> I'm past my prime
14:00 <Nikky`> :P
14:00 <Atari> http://www.tradenote.net/images/users/000/237/342/875161.jpg
14:00 <Atari> it works still to well with the modern stuff
15:00 <Atari> that is what i use as my theatre
15:00 <Atari> HK
15:00 <Atari> simple shit
15:00 <Atari> dont need remotes or complexity
15:00 <The_Baron> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Rb8dbrDCNVs/mqdefault.jpg
16:00 <The_Baron> this be what I would love
16:00 <The_Baron> Senheiser Orpheus OHM
16:00 <Atari> yeah right
16:00 <The_Baron> oh baby
16:00 <Atari> got 30 grand ?
16:00 <The_Baron> nope
16:00 <The_Baron> it's just a dream
16:00 <The_Baron> but fuck 8 hz pickup on the low end
16:00 <The_Baron> that's just nuts
16:00 <Atari> that is my next set
16:00 <Atari> when i am 65
16:00 <Atari> when you can get them for like 1000$
17:00 <The_Baron> well u could buy the HD-800's
17:00 <The_Baron> they are a grand and actually have a fucking awesome sound
18:00 <Duke_36> headphones?
18:00 <The_Baron> yep
18:00 <Atari> The_Baron, bookmark this link
18:00 <Atari> it is a valuable sourse
18:00 <Atari> source
18:00 <Duke_36> nice
18:00 <Atari> sauce
18:00 <Duke_36> i'd like some new headphones.
18:00 <Atari> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_electronics_brands
18:00 <Atari> fuck asian shit off
18:00 <The_Baron> done
18:00 <Atari> european, or american
19:00 <The_Baron> Duke_36, what would u use them for?
19:00 <Atari> read specs
19:00 <Atari> and enjoy
19:00 <The_Baron> just personal entertainment or mixing?
19:00 <Atari> that is what pros do
19:00 <simba> that list doesnt have any headphones brands i searched for
19:00 <Atari> only good brand i know asian is sanyo
19:00 <Atari> dont ask me why
19:00 <The_Baron> I am really religious about sennheisers
19:00 <Atari> they are the lowest and cheapest brand btw
19:00 <Atari> shit parts
20:00 <The_Baron> they always have great gear that goes beyond their price range
20:00 <Atari> but durability is outrageous, it is the best
20:00 <Atari> sanyo
20:00 <Atari> fuck sanyo as well
20:00 <Atari> asian shit is fullstop crap
20:00 <The_Baron> best headphones for a really good price I would recommend for anyone is the HD-280 pros
20:00 <The_Baron> u can get em online for a $100
21:00 <The_Baron> but they shit on speakers worth 5-6 times as much
21:00 <The_Baron> I mean headphones
21:00 <The_Baron> derr
21:00 <Duke_36> yup
21:00 <Duke_36> well i wouldnt pay 1k for headphones
21:00 <Duke_36> but 250 or so for good sennheisers is worth it
21:00 <The_Baron> well if u got a spare 100
21:00 <johninja> what percentage of american and european companys products do you think are manufactured in asia anyways Atari?
21:00 <The_Baron> they are the shit
21:00 <The_Baron> if u got 250 to spend
21:00 <The_Baron> the HD-25i is the best for that price range
22:00 <The_Baron> and they are durable as fuck
22:00 <johninja> i think it would be around 90%
22:00 <johninja> so really no matter what you get, you are buyinf asian anyways
22:00 <Atari> why the fuck GRUNDIG dont make a TV i dont know :( they are the elite, they must be concerned because if they make one, they will end up cornering the whole market
22:00 <The_Baron> except sennheiser
22:00 <The_Baron> it's all german made and manufactured
22:00 <The_Baron> :P
22:00 <simba> i use the shure SRH-840s atfter upgrading from the 440s i broke
22:00 <simba> i love them very much
22:00 <Atari> hey simba
23:00 <simba> Hello
23:00 <The_Baron> and whatever ya do, don't ever buy Beats by Doctor Dre
23:00 <Atari> simba, grundig was the most sold tv in the world
23:00 <The_Baron> truly biggest rip off
23:00 <The_Baron> :P
23:00 <simba> ive still got two panastonic CRT tvs kickin
23:00 <simba> hope they live for ages
23:00 <Atari> if they come out with a lcd or plasma or led or 4k, they are going to kill the market
23:00 <johninja> crt?
23:00 <johninja> hahah
23:00 <simba> the old fat ass tvs
23:00 <Atari> simba the wood ones ?
23:00 <johninja> i have a toshiba crt that weight like 60kg
24:00 <johninja> fucking beast
24:00 <The_Baron> I do like the look of those shure SRH-840s simba
24:00 <simba> no not that old
24:00 <The_Baron> they look no nonsense
24:00 <johninja> lol the wood ones
24:00 <johninja> with those fucking dials
24:00 <Atari> i want the large cabinet wood ones
24:00 <Atari> takes awhile to pull them apart
24:00 <Atari> wood love to restore one
24:00 <simba> llol
24:00 <johninja> i want one of those old speaker cabinets with twin 4 watt speakers that are as big as a bar fridge
24:00 <simba> sweet pun
25:00 <Atari> the wood takes ages to polish
25:00 <Atari> they sell for around 6-7 grand if you can get a LED to fit rightly inside them
25:00 <Atari> dimba
25:00 <Atari> simba
25:00 <The_Baron> so yeah my ultimate wish list is the Orpheus OHM and any fucking Neve console
25:00 <simba> nah but then its just an HDTV with an old shell
25:00 <The_Baron> I used a Neve console once at the SAE in brisbane
26:00 <The_Baron> that console was a beast
26:00 <Atari> dude, you put glass over the led
26:00 <The_Baron> u could turn up any channel as loud as fuck, even when it clips, it still sounds superb
26:00 <The_Baron> they are bullshit
26:00 <Atari> they would not know shit
26:00 <Atari> what is inside dont mean shit
26:00 <Atari> it is getting perfectly in, which is the hardest
26:00 <Atari> i seen it done
27:00 <Atari> they are grand
27:00 <Atari> close to a 31 inch
27:00 <Atari> errr
27:00 <Atari> maybe way less
27:00 <Atari> sorry
29:00 <simba> apology not accepted hahahaha
29:00 <Nikky`> Hey Bellatrix
29:00 <Bellatrix> Hi Nikky`
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> hugh heffner doco on sbs
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bellatrix!!!
31:00 <Bellatrix> Pfft...
31:00 <Bellatrix> Hi hi PandasDontDrive
31:00 <Bellatrix> Im watching The Island.
31:00 <Bellatrix> Its a pretty messed up movie
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea love it
32:00 <The_Baron> it was pretty shit movie imo
32:00 <The_Baron> and the book was even more bleh
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> got it on bluray ehehe
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want the book and The Beach novel
32:00 <sebastian> hi bas
32:00 <Bellatrix> I have never seen it...
32:00 <sebastian> The_Baron hi
32:00 <Atari> simba, this is a video of me doing a demo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCtQFRermns
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Panasonic VGA CRT TV with Dreamcast demonstration (Dec 14, 2012) 0 - Category: Gaming - 1,555 views - 10 likes (90.9%), 1 dislikes (9.1%)
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like the black guy innit
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> n course sean bean n scarlet johansen ;)
33:00 <johninja> for all you old noobs
33:00 <johninja> http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/archive/843562 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> omigosh the description for The Island just gives the entire plot away
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> how lame
33:00 <simba> is that you speaking Atari?
33:00 <Atari> yes mate
33:00 <Atari> it's me
33:00 <johninja> What happened to IRC (austnet)
34:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, I didnt see the description.
34:00 <simba> wish i had a dreamcast
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> good :P
34:00 <Bellatrix> and now I have my friends girlfriend calling me because he called me asking me to go over... not my fucking problem!
34:00 <simba> lmao
34:00 <simba> tell her its not ur fault he likes ur pussy more
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
34:00 <simba> its hers 4 havin a stinky 1
34:00 <Bellatrix> simba, never been there!!!
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> i avoided having company tonite
35:00 <simba> AhHh
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn hot day u just wana chill out
35:00 <Bellatrix> I just wanted a quiet night in
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
35:00 <Bellatrix> She hung up the phone before I could even answer. 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont like to have one completely mind alteringly awesome night then ruin it the next night 
36:00 <Bellatrix> I did message him though telling him the phone call was really inappropriate
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> so last nite was better than good enough for me
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell him he has a tiny nutsac
36:00 <johninja> "you are very inconsiderate"
36:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, he actually does ... hence never going there :P
36:00 <johninja> "ok lol"
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
36:00 <Bellatrix> tehehehe
37:00 <Bellatrix> Doesnt help that he is blind drunk
37:00 <Bastardly_One> "ur gf just sent me a text and I must say it was most inappropriate"
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see Bella texting that
37:00 <Bastardly_One> rang
38:00 <Bastardly_One> same shit
38:00 <Bellatrix> no, he rang... we hung up.. I texted telling him the phone call was inappropriate. 
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i can see bella not txtin me rite now when she should ;)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I meant to type
38:00 <Bellatrix> :)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> is texted a word
39:00 <Bastardly_One> say it to yourself
39:00 <Bellatrix> isnt it?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you sent him a text
39:00 <Bellatrix> its past tensse?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I agree
39:00 <The_Baron> goddamn this scorpion chilli is fucking tastey
39:00 <Bellatrix> *tense
39:00 <Atari> simba, this is what i was talking about 2 days ago to you about b and o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67-zRVsHhjk&list=UUBJRCv0tNMQ2rnCm7VKYOkA&feature=c4-overview
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bang and Olufsen MX8000 (Jun 20, 2013) 10:15 - Category: Gaming - 716 views - 9 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but is it actually a word?
39:00 <Bellatrix> I dunno
39:00 <Atari> it is me talking again
39:00 <simba> i think its a word now but shouldnt be
39:00 <Bellatrix> google it
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> ofcourse texted is a word
39:00 <Bastardly_One> when you say it to yourself it doesn't seem so
39:00 <The_Baron> made some sauce with it, goes mad on tacos
39:00 <Bellatrix> nor do a lot of words Bastardly_One :P
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> what technically is and isnt a word doesnt really matter anymore
39:00 <simba> it was probably never a word until 10 years ago
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> if bootilicious can be a word
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> poopibumbumface can
40:00 <Bellatrix> and selfie
40:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no such word
40:00 <The_Baron> what shits me is that Boucebackability is a word
40:00 <Bastardly_One> google yourself and find out
40:00 <simba> lol bootylicious is in the oxford dictionary
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
40:00 <couleurs> i'm a word
40:00 <The_Baron> coz resilience just wasn't good enough
40:00 <The_Baron> :P
40:00 <johninja> you're a word alright
40:00 <simba> selfie is too
40:00 <simba> fuck english
41:00 <simba> gayest language
41:00 <The_Baron> nah, that would be french
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah stephen fry talking about one of these new words on qi that really isnt a word but its in the dictionary now so.. it is.. even though it's not technically a word
41:00 <johninja> yeh fk even spleling that shit rite
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant remember what it was now
41:00 <johninja> doesn't deserve any respect
41:00 <The_Baron> lol johninja
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> english is brilliant
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> english and mandarin just eat up other languages.
41:00 <Madrox> UR A FGT
41:00 <Madrox> hows dat 4 inglish
41:00 <johninja> UR MUMS A FGT
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that wasn't a mocking of the word texted ... I feel stupid when using it too ... so I kind of try not to
42:00 <Bastardly_One> turns out I was right though and it's not really a word
42:00 <simba> nirvana - mock me, my friend
42:00 <Bastardly_One> mock me
42:00 <johninja> is anything really a word?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> mock me again
42:00 <Atari> simba, it is a repair room, or what used to be
42:00 <johninja> reallly mannn? realllyyy?
42:00 <Atari> i repaired crt
42:00 <The_Baron> http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/bouncebackability
42:00 <The_Baron> fuck you oxford
42:00 <johninja> haha
42:00 <Bastardly_One> like, are we really here man?
42:00 <johninja> that is actually a cool one
43:00 <simba> Atari u sound like such an aussie bogan i thought u were greek man
43:00 <johninja> graussie
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he's typical 70s greek male
43:00 <Bastardly_One> retard
43:00 <Bastardly_One> there used to be an op here he is so much like it's not funny
43:00 <Bastardly_One> same age, and greek
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and living at home too
43:00 <johninja> he's not THAT bad
44:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you think the greek mummas of this age are so gungho?
44:00 <Madrox> mmm jacks
44:00 <Bastardly_One> dickheads like him
44:00 <simba> he is owning it up
44:00 <johninja> around a 2 on the 1 to piet scale of annoying
44:00 <Atari> simba, a lot of gamers are buying crt
44:00 <Atari> real pro gamers
44:00 <Bellatrix> what are you on about Bastardly_One?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a pro masturbator Atari
44:00 <simba> <The_Baron> http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/bouncebackability - thats spastic shit
44:00 <Madrox> what is any one on about
44:00 <Bastardly_One> such a fucking know it all
44:00 <simba> im a real pro gamer 
45:00 <The_Baron> I had a maquarie dictionary once and if u looked up insolent it would say "see impertinent"
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix, ummmmmmmmm ... lots of things
45:00 <The_Baron> then u would check inpertinent and it would say "see insolent"
45:00 <The_Baron> FUCK YOU MAQUARIE DICTIONARY
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol The_Baron
45:00 <johninja> haha
45:00 <johninja> book of pages
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah but just because something isnt in a dictionary
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> doesnt mean it isnt a word
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I always have a dictionary around in case I'm reading
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> it can take a very long time for a word to be accepted 
45:00 <simba> word
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm like
45:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, actually it does. 
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's still a word.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf does that mean?
45:00 <The_Baron> if it becomes part of the vernacular, it's a word
45:00 <The_Baron> wether we like it or not
45:00 <simba> is deasjkigfhpousadhgp9uadsgh a word?
45:00 <The_Baron> :/
45:00 <johninja> i just type stuff into google now
46:00 <johninja> fuck looking in a dictionary
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> technicalities are just that, technicalities
46:00 <Madrox> what is the actual definition of an accepted word
46:00 <Bastardly_One> is huhuh a word?
46:00 <Madrox> is it the dictionary thing?
46:00 <johninja> i'm unsure
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> why are you personally attacking me now Bastardly_One
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i go huhu so what
46:00 <Bastardly_One> is dictionary a real word?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i do that instead of lol
46:00 <Madrox> FUCK OFF
46:00 <Bastardly_One> YOU
46:00 <simba> "words dont matter, just feel it" - hippie guy on acid we met at the beach once, before we even smoked weed, he was our gateway to a better tomorrow
46:00 <The_Baron> what defines a word as I said is if it is accepted as vernacular
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> you've been around on the net a long time, hard to believe you never saw people goin huhuhuhuhu instead of hehehehehe
46:00 <johninja> a single distinct meaningful element of speech or writing, used with others (or sometimes alone) to form a sentence and typically shown with a space on either side when written or printed.
46:00 <The_Baron> if u don't know what that means, google it
46:00 <The_Baron> :P
46:00 <johninja> a command, password, or signal.
47:00 <johninja> so yeh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> homogay will be in the dictionary soon
47:00 <johninja> i guess anything can be a word
47:00 <Madrox> of course i know what it means
47:00 <Madrox> gosh
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> homogay is a wonderful new word!
47:00 <Madrox> boobies
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> and fuck those pompus pen sucking fucks that choose what is and what isnt a word
47:00 <Madrox> thats a nice word
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> in the end it isnt up to them
47:00 <johninja> true
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> if we use it, it's a word.
48:00 <johninja> yes man
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well Ana_Ng was having a rage at Loof and she goes, "you're all homogays!"
48:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, sorry, i disagree
48:00 <johninja> like they said
48:00 <johninja> it could be a password
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> you can all you like
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so I thought it was a great double negative
48:00 <johninja> so it doesn't even need to be all letters
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's now a new word
48:00 <simba> so if i use my own made up word "kohsrgokfsdhgojfdsh" to describe toast, is that now a word?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> I used to think that way too
48:00 <johninja> 236hjss77
48:00 <johninja> is a word
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> that
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> could never be a word
48:00 <johninja> a command, password, or signal.
48:00 <The_Baron> simba, if enough ppl start using it, sure
48:00 <johninja> look it up
48:00 <johninja> it says quite clearly
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> somebody look up what elements make up a word
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that definition is too broad then
49:00 <johninja> that is why it is a passWORD
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant remember 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> because a word wouldn't have digits
49:00 <British^Meat> huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
49:00 <Bastardly_One> LOLZ
50:00 <Madrox> In linguistics, a word is the smallest element that may be uttered in isolation with semantic or pragmatic content (with literal or practical meaning)
50:00 <emuls> HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU
50:00 <Madrox> so no"kohsrgokfsdhgojfdsh" cannot be a word
50:00 <johninja> what is the difference between a digit and a letter really?
50:00 <johninja> not much
50:00 <johninja> they can be words too ok
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
50:00 <johninja> stop being racist
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> cheers Madrox
50:00 <The_Baron> fuck semantics!
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> are you anti semantic?
51:00 <The_Baron> according to that bouncebackability shouldn't be a word at all
51:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, I shoulda seen that coming
51:00 <johninja> i think some dude on ESPN coined that one
51:00 <johninja> cool guy
51:00 <Madrox> im about to fuck all over a carton of jacks
51:00 <Bastardly_One> word racist!
51:00 <johninja> let him keep it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm using that
51:00 <The_Baron> no, I'm a word bigot
51:00 <johninja> you are commiting word genocide 
51:00 <The_Baron> see, now that's semantics
51:00 <The_Baron> !!
51:00 <Bastardly_One> for a song title
51:00 <The_Baron> :P
51:00 <Bastardly_One> anti semantic
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I'm good
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *writes that down*
52:00 <johninja> hehe
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> a carton!
52:00 <johninja> that was kinda clever
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I surprised myself
52:00 <The_Baron> fuck you you nazi communist jew, Bastardly_One, GO BACK TO CANADA!!
52:00 <The_Baron> :P
52:00 <Duke_36> canadia
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can do whole verses on that easy
52:00 <johninja> i am heading down to the patrent office tommorow
52:00 <Mew> my mum thought of a good name for a band when she was taking down christmas decorations years ago
52:00 <Mew> "string dust"
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol # the Canada bit
52:00 <Bastardly_One> @ the also
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> the string dust symphonic orchestra
53:00 <Madrox> ###### #melbourne #melbourne #melbourne
53:00 <Mew> i pictured them as more like
53:00 <Mew> lagwagon
53:00 <Madrox> woah
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lagwagon
53:00 <Bastardly_One> do they still exist?
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> carnada
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that's as bad as Pennywise touring
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's it pennywise
54:00 <Mew> theyre probably still alive but i doubt theyre touring
54:00 <Mew> they did their bit
54:00 <Mew> finitOOOOO
54:00 <The_Baron> I still want to start a band called The Stephen Hawking Treadmill Xperience
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if thought Pennywise would be either
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're on soundwave
54:00 <Bastardly_One> with a few others
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha
54:00 <Bastardly_One> do it!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that's awesome
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol baron
54:00 <Madrox> soundwave and BDO is like the death rattle before I band washes out
54:00 <Madrox> how embarrassing
55:00 <Madrox> a band*
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always wanted to start an all female grindcore band called Ballcrusher
55:00 <The_Baron> I also have another project in mind more as a publicity stunt
55:00 <The_Baron> I'm gonna start a fake chick band
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and an accoustic grindcore band
55:00 <The_Baron> gonna call it Miss Andry
55:00 <Mew> id totally like to play the triangle in Ballcrusher
55:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you're in
55:00 <The_Baron> and yeah gonna get pics of super hot punk/emo chicks for the promo shots
55:00 <Mew> excellent
55:00 <The_Baron> and when we get a booking, it will just be two beardy blokes with laptops
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmmm hotty emo chicks
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahah The_Baron
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I've always wanted to manage one
56:00 <Bastardly_One> start it from the bottom up
56:00 <Bastardly_One> get some really good musos ... not enough chicks in metal
56:00 <The_Baron> plus I thought the name Miss Andry was clever
56:00 <Mew> you guys and your dreams
56:00 <The_Baron> coz all the songs are gonna be about man hating and cutting off penis's
57:00 <doctor> ENOGUH
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> they so were
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that reminds me of the Lunachicks
57:00 <Bellatrix> The_Baron, not all females hate men
57:00 <Bastardly_One> they had a song called I Wish You Were a Beer
57:00 <The_Baron> Bellatrix, yeah no shit
57:00 <The_Baron> but if I'm gonna call a band Miss Andry
57:00 <The_Baron> it has to be about man hating
57:00 <The_Baron> sheesh
57:00 <The_Baron> context ppl
57:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
57:00 <Bellatrix> pardon my ignorence
57:00 <doctor> ground to control to major tom, your circuits dead theres something wrong
58:00 <Bastardly_One> don't mind us Bellatrix ... we kind of get on these tangents
58:00 <Bastardly_One> happened last night too
58:00 <Mew> doctor howcome you dont have a girlfriend?
58:00 <Bellatrix> Bastardly_One, *shrug*
58:00 <The_Baron> Misandry:     the hatred of men (i.e. the male sex specifically).
58:00 <The_Baron> Origin
58:00 <doctor> many reasons
58:00 <Ben> Bellatrix, evening :)
58:00 <doctor> we can settle for low self esteem
58:00 <Bellatrix> its an ad break in the movie ... ill resume my quietness is a few minutes :P
58:00 <Bellatrix> Hi hi Ben
59:00 <Mew> okay i wont pry 
59:00 <Ben> Hows it going?
59:00 <Bellatrix> Yeah not bad Ben, yourself?
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> whats happening in the movie atm Bellatrix?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I still want to make a noise EP under the name Blunt Trauma and just make songs about things like skull fractures, etc
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> before the ad break..
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it could work
59:00 <Ben> Yeah not too bad thanks
59:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, they just caught the girl
59:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, if u do, I would love to collab
59:00 <Ben> Glad the week is over
59:00 <The_Baron> I love making noise
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ok yep
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> gets really good now
00:00 <The_Baron> gimme a mixing desk, an amp, loop the inputs to the outputs and fuck with the eq dials
00:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, you're the only one that's understood that idea straight away besides a non muso friend of mine
00:00 <The_Baron> WEEEEHAAAAHOOOOOOOOARRGGHH!!!!
00:00 <Bellatrix> Ben, same. Went back to work on Monday, was exhausting
00:00 <Bellatrix> *gone*
00:00 <The_Baron> (feedback makes me hard)
00:00 <Ben> I went back on Wednesday. That was a bad idea..
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it could be done ... songs that sound like injuries
00:00 <Mew> one of my friends used a voice message left by PandasDontDrive furiously yelling about dvds that he wants returned in one of his songs
00:00 <Mew> it was hilarious
00:00 <The_Baron> you know I have a friend who actually does music (noise) like that
00:00 <Mew> i wonder if its on his youtube
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so say the song was called ... Skull Fracture ... and it sounds like one
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> dvds in a song?
00:00 <The_Baron> he does really messy noise shit ever since he had his leg amputated
01:00 <The_Baron> so all his shit is about pain
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf r u on about
01:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaah
01:00 <Mew> nah a voice message left by you about dvds
01:00 <Mew> not actual dvds in a song 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you get where I'm coming from though
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
01:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> dvds i leant rachel
01:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqZqbQNJRjc
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: dislasystem; how to fist yourself in 12 easy steps (Mar 4, 2009) 6:45 - Category: Music - 15,329 views - 5 likes (50%), 5 dislikes (50%)
01:00 <The_Baron> this guy!
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lent?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
01:00 <The_Baron> if u listen to it, u will know what pain is
01:00 <The_Baron> :P
01:00 <Mew> you're the dictionary
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> that fat chick never returns things
01:00 <Bastardly_One> a band has done that kind of thing
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> shes a loser
01:00 <Mew> it was so funny lol
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> you have a lot of loser friends
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Cannibal Corpse
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> korax and his fat ugly loser mrs
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the rest of them
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so there goes the Blunt Trauma idea
02:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunts
02:00 <Mew> theyre not losers in my eyes thats why theyre my friends :)
02:00 <Bastardly_One> they did that whole album
02:00 <The_Baron> but Cannibal aren't noise
02:00 <The_Baron> well not purely 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> where the songs were based on medical conditions
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah but you're the one that has drunkard friends and claims that a lot of her female friends are sluts
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I'm ripping off the concept
02:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it
02:00 <Mew> thats me yes
02:00 <Bastardly_One> thought I was half original there for a while
02:00 <Mew> theyre excellent sluts though
02:00 <Mew> they dont overlap guys or anything
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're low, like somebody from salisbury so its funny when you try to insult somebody that has class and culture
02:00 <The_Baron> why not base it on parasitic infections then?
02:00 <simba> my girls a liar but i stand beside her shes all i got and i dont wanna be alone
02:00 <The_Baron> or embarrasing diseases like crohns
02:00 <Bastardly_One> too harccore
03:00 <The_Baron> :P
03:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't leave enough room to go places
03:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's just based on injuries
03:00 <Mew> you live in a mental health housing block in a dero area lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it can go on all sorts of tangents
03:00 <British^Meat> try and find that song Mew, sounds awesome :)
03:00 <Mew> i just talk LIKE im from salisbury
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> but that's the thing
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's BLUNT trauma
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont
03:00 <Mew> i actually live on a lovely island
03:00 <Bastardly_One> songs about blunt trauma
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> you just go around saying i do
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> k.i. is okay
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> its dry and has hardly anything on it
03:00 <Mew> it must be okay for you to own property here
03:00 <simba> Mew is like the red piece of cloth the bullfighters hold up
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> so
04:00 <Mew> LOL
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> its funny how you cant move on
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> you spend so much of your time thinking and talking about me and stalking me.
04:00 <The_Baron> I did a E.P years ago under the name Meat Beater that was called Pornos Greatest Hits...all the musical elements were porn samples
04:00 <simba> is he talking about rachel davies
04:00 <British^Meat> oh Mew....
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <British^Meat> the other day PandasDontDrive said he wante you on his dick...
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> big fat rachie
04:00 <The_Baron> even had a sloppy blowjob sample sound like a wah wah guitar lick
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
05:00 <British^Meat> "THAT SHOULD PAY FOR WHAT BEN OWES ME FOR MY KITCHEN"
05:00 <British^Meat> or some shit
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont want a 1 out of 10 on my dick
05:00 <Mew> hahahaha
05:00 <simba> panda r u bringing up shit from over 5 years ago again cos u have had no life since the mid 2000s
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I wandered for a sec
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> she brought it up jono
05:00 <simba> relax bro have a beer
05:00 <Mew> it amuses me to no end that there is a little patch of burn hash oil on his kitchen floor
05:00 <simba> have a fukken VB m8
05:00 <Mew> that he sees everyday
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> u relax dude i am chill
05:00 <Mew> he cant wipe it off
05:00 <British^Meat> lol another bevvo
05:00 <Mew> he cant hide it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and seriously I just thought someone who left is fucking over sensitive
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> got u guys going on about me again tho
05:00 <Mew> its there everyday
05:00 <simba> hav a fukken VB m8
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> so simple
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i talk to me
05:00 <Mew> MEWMEWMEWMEWMEW!!!!
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> mew
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> u and brit me start arcin up
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> losers.
05:00 <The_Baron> oh yeah, black hash oil will never come out when it's burned onto a surface
06:00 <simba> why bother its gonna hurt me its gonna kill when u desert me
06:00 <Mew> ahahahahaha
06:00 <Bastardly_One> HUHU
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you're all POOP!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lolz
06:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, sorry
06:00 <Mew> the day it happened i had no idea it would still be affecting him so deeply 8 years later
06:00 <Madrox> why u guys have to fight
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> u on ur rags Bastardly_One?
06:00 <British^Meat> wont happen to me annyymooorreeeeee!!
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno Madrox
06:00 <Madrox> its friday night! have a drink relax
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont want to fight
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> they love it..
06:00 <The_Baron> I remember once I made a heap of hash oil....and then a year after, I found a pair of shorts I had worn when making it that had spatters of it all over em
06:00 <The_Baron> I ended up scraping those shorts and got really fucking high
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just being a bastard
06:00 <The_Baron> best laundry day ever
06:00 <The_Baron> :P
06:00 <Mew> lmfao The_Baron
07:00 <Bastardly_One> geez
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol I bet The_Baron
07:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrr @ me in real life
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to stop being nice
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw Bastardly_One
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're just doing what you said you didnt like
07:00 <Mew> nessticles 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the housemate tried to get a pack of cigs out of me before when I went for a walk
07:00 <The_Baron> it's good to be nice
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm like nup
08:00 <ness> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> sick of the cunt botting
08:00 <simba> who is Madrox
08:00 <The_Baron> I used to be such a prick when I went out
08:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
08:00 <The_Baron> I used to not give a fuck what i'd say
08:00 <Madrox> use your whois you cunt
08:00 <The_Baron> once I called my wifes manager at the pub a ugly ranga
08:00 <simba> oh yuck its serenity yuck
08:00 <simba> yuck gross sick ew
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ yuck
08:00 <Bellatrix> oh wow
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ban him
08:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, this is one messed up movie!!!
08:00 <Madrox> hes just jealous its ok
08:00 <Madrox> i dont know what of
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's op abuse ... and by the way I did kind of stalk
09:00 <Madrox> it just sounded good
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what ya look like now
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol grea though hey :P
09:00 <simba> she knows i consider her breathtaking
09:00 <Madrox> YEAH poor you
09:00 <The_Baron> lol
09:00 <simba> stop trying to create a fight Bastardly_One
09:00 <Madrox> ugs as fuck
09:00 <Ben> What movie are you watching Bellatrix?
09:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, not sure I would say great
09:00 <faux> Evening
09:00 <Bellatrix> Ben, the island
09:00 <Ben> ah ok.. never heard of it
09:00 <Bastardly_One> stop me simba? wanna fight about that?
09:00 <The_Baron> breathtaking...what if she sits on ya, u lose ur breath?
09:00 <Bellatrix> neither had i
09:00 <The_Baron> that kinda thing?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> LO
09:00 <Bastardly_One> :O too
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't laughing
09:00 <simba> yes stop
09:00 <The_Baron> yes u were
10:00 <Madrox> [8:09pm] <The_Baron> breathtaking...what if she sits on ya, u lose ur breath?
10:00 <Bellatrix> Ben, its got ewan mcgregor and scarlett johannsen in it
10:00 <Madrox> thats pretty much it
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont like to watch movies on tele often
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> comercials kinda ruin it
10:00 <simba> no breaktaking ie. GaWjUz
10:00 <Bastardly_One> *commercials
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and get a tbox
10:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, I like commercials.. they give you time to do stuff 
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> eh
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fast forward them
10:00 <Madrox> i have a secret e-crush for simba
10:00 <Madrox> we'd hate fuck so bad
10:00 <Ben> ah ok
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you sick bitch Madrox
10:00 <johninja> i suprise myself how smart i am sometimes
10:00 <The_Baron> there is something to be said about hate sex
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt say i dont like that
10:00 <johninja> just whipped this out my ass http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persona_non_grata
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> just not with movies that i want to watch
11:00 <Bellatrix> isnt make up sex better?
11:00 <The_Baron> Bellatrix, it's the same thing
11:00 <Madrox> nahh
11:00 <Bellatrix> nahh its not
11:00 <Madrox> hate sex is awesome
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what's sex?
11:00 <The_Baron> yeah..it is
11:00 <Madrox> i havent had make up sex in forever
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I even looked it up in the dictionary
11:00 <johninja> hand sex is awesome
11:00 <Bellatrix> nahh i would disagree
11:00 <Bastardly_One> still no fucking idea
11:00 <The_Baron> yeah u make up, but make up sex is more aggressive coz ya still got residual pissed offness u want to unload
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and ummmmmmmm what I'm into ... hate sex could be dangerous
11:00 <simba> make up sex to serenity is when we both get painted in insane clown posse get ups
11:00 <Bellatrix> The_Baron, point taken 
12:00 <Madrox> you could only dream of sex so marvelous simba
12:00 <Bellatrix> hahaha Madrox
12:00 <Madrox> imagine the blurr of white and black paint
12:00 <johninja> which one is jay and which one is silent bob? you will never know
12:00 <Bellatrix> hot!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> simba can only dream of sex full stop
12:00 <simba> like skunks in a tornado
12:00 <Madrox> john...
12:00 <johninja> lol
12:00 <Madrox> ...
12:00 <Madrox> r u srs
12:00 <johninja> no
12:00 <johninja> soz
12:00 <simba> silent bob is the brains behind it all
12:00 <Madrox> thank god
12:00 <johninja> was jks
12:00 <The_Baron> Juggalo sex....like being forced to watch Big Money Hustlers and give a good review
12:00 <Madrox> i was gonna take back my love
12:00 <The_Baron> :P
12:00 <The_Baron> BOOYAH!
12:00 <Ben> How was your Christmas/New Year Bellatrix?
12:00 <johninja> :o
12:00 <johninja> wow so easy
12:00 <simba> Bastardly_One probably last had sex before i was born 
12:00 <Madrox> im easy
12:00 <Bellatrix> good Ben
12:00 <johninja> i did owe you one
13:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, true story
13:00 <Bellatrix> *gone again*
13:00 <johninja> from like 2 months back
13:00 <Ben> Get upto much?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
13:00 <Madrox> hahah
13:00 <Madrox> what for
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I had sex 19 yrs ago
13:00 <johninja> i forget now
13:00 <johninja> it was harsh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how old my son is
13:00 <simba> do u wanna root me
13:00 <Mew> maybe it was the nose spew
13:00 <johninja> wow 19 year cold streak
13:00 <simba> shakin booty makin sweet love all the night
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah, even hookers have standards :(
13:00 <simba> its time i got back 2 the good life
13:00 <johninja> does it even funcition anymore?
13:00 <simba> its time i got back and i dont even know how i got off the track
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I've had sex since then you twit
13:00 <Madrox> im good at harsh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I was retorting to simba
14:00 <johninja> ooh
14:00 <johninja> dominatrix
14:00 <Madrox> PSHT PSHT
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a Domme?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffffffffffffffft!
14:00 <Madrox> who
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I challenge you to a Dom/me duel!
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <Madrox> whos he talking to
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he said it not me
14:00 <simba> he just wants a bitta sugar in his tea
14:00 <Bastardly_One> are ya?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you
14:00 <Madrox> me?
14:00 <Madrox> no
14:00 <Madrox> submissive men are not a turn on
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah what simba said
14:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, you're a shit wingman
15:00 <johninja> i agree
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting another
15:00 <simba> im not a wing man
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can't stand them tbh
15:00 <Madrox> like
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have to put up with them
15:00 <Bastardly_One> in that "scene"
15:00 <Madrox> submissive men is the complete opposite to a turn on.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> they fucking seriously annoy me
15:00 <Madrox> yuck
15:00 <simba> im only affiliated with #sports sorry
15:00 <Madrox> Maurice will agree
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> shy guys never get the girl
15:00 <Bastardly_One> totally get what ya mean sezz
15:00 <johninja> mhm
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I've taught a few Dommes some tricks though
16:00 <johninja> i'm not really into that shit tbh
16:00 <Madrox> men need to be assertive
16:00 <Madrox> and strong
16:00 <johninja> missionary position for the purposes of procreation only
16:00 <The_Baron> and this is what the vietcong call a balltingler! BBBZZZZZ
16:00 <Madrox> john
16:00 <Madrox> you're not winning me over here
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol The_Baron
16:00 <johninja> i really should sleep
16:00 <simba> ive taught a few Dommes about Daemon Tools
16:00 <Maurice> (20:15:28) (Madrox): submissive men is the complete opposite to a turn on.
16:00 <The_Baron> I used to like kinky fucked up shit
16:00 <Maurice> Gross
16:00 <Madrox> slap dat ass
16:00 <The_Baron> but now I'm all about 3 holes and the truth
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's right
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> sezz is subby
17:00 <The_Baron> sometimes I put some sprinkles on my vanilla
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember this now
17:00 <johninja> a bible and a gun
17:00 <The_Baron> :P
17:00 <Maurice> Only in the bedroom
17:00 <doctor> men dont need to do anything
17:00 <simba> Maurice is like a koala bear in the bedroom
17:00 <doctor> that's why a lot of the time they don't
17:00 <The_Baron> eats roots and leaves?
18:00 <Maurice> Don't think for one minute she doesn't pick what colour RingMasters pants are
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, yeah well she's not outside the bedroom that's obvious ... and I remember this convo you and I and her had now
18:00 <Maurice> Koalas aren't bears
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
18:00 <sebastian> hi
18:00 <Bastardly_One> well, IMO ... submissives run the show
18:00 <Bastardly_One> in those relationships
18:00 <Bastardly_One> they have the final words
18:00 <Madrox> of course they do
18:00 <Bastardly_One> "yes Sir"
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the bullshit answer for all
19:00 <Bellatrix> finally its finished
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but so many Dom/mme don't realise
19:00 <Madrox> <Bastardly_One> Maurice, yeah well she's not outside the bedroom that's obvious .
19:00 <Madrox> whats that supposed to mean
19:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPFGWVKXxm0
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they think they're in total control
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Rolling Stones -- Doom And Gloom (Lyric Video) (Oct 11, 2012) 4:08 - Category: Music - 9,970,834 views - 65,373 likes (98.2%), 1,221 dislikes (1.8%)
19:00 <Bellatrix> PandasDontDrive, typical ending ... boy  and girl remain alive and stay together
19:00 <Bastardly_One> it means you're not submissive outside the bedroom ... what else could it mean?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> stop listening to ICP
19:00 <doctor> man flies into the sun to prove to his wife that he doesnt need her
20:00 <Madrox> SHH ok
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's rotting your mind :P
20:00 <The_Baron> lol Bastardly_One
20:00 <Madrox> no i will not
20:00 <Madrox> you shut your smelly face
20:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm
20:00 <Bastardly_One> make meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
20:00 <Bellatrix> I think its sleep time
20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait
20:00 <Bellatrix> nighty night all.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you can make me
20:00 <Madrox> ;)
20:00 <Ben> Night Bellatrix
20:00 <doctor> night Bastardly_One or Bellatrix or whoever
20:00 <Bastardly_One> night Bellatrix
21:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, premature tab eh?
21:00 <doctor> too many bs
21:00 <simba> goodnight everyone starting with B for whenever they go to sleep
21:00 <couleurs> nigh Bubba
21:00 <simba> merry christmas for december every 1
21:00 <couleurs> +t
21:00 <couleurs> fukc
21:00 <Baron_Bong> :P
21:00 <Madrox> happy easter
21:00 <Baron_Bong> this was actually my original nick on austnet
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Happy Zombie Jesus Day
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I call Easter
22:00 <Madrox> you and about a million other people who think they're funny :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> true story wench :P
22:00 <Madrox> wheres MoM
22:00 <Baron_Bong> thanks giving day is also celebrated in the UK. It's called FUCK OFF PURITANS.....day
22:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it *mutters*
22:00 <Baron_Bong> not my joke, but always loved that one
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and do I look like her keeper? Good quetion though
22:00 <johninja> i was Rubix_Kube
23:00 <johninja> when i would come on here
23:00 <johninja> lasted like 10-15 mins
23:00 <johninja> banned
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait to see tricked
23:00 <Madrox> i was SHOW ME YOUR TITS JOHN
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> and see that magician do his rubix cube trick
23:00 <johninja> lmao
23:00 <simba> one of my old nicks was orchid which is fucken embarrassing
23:00 <The_Baron> I changed my nick years ago after a friend killed himself after my 22nd bday
23:00 <johninja> i saw serenitys boobies today
23:00 <simba> but its a gr8 opeth record
23:00 <johninja> true story
23:00 <johninja> quite epic
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> is it
23:00 <Madrox> lol
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill dl it
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ orchid ... why?
23:00 <The_Baron> he OD'd himself on dilaudid and oxycontin me and a mate got him
23:00 <simba> yea orchid is their first one
23:00 <johninja> she got to see one of my nipples
23:00 <The_Baron> so I had a longish period where I wanted to be away from the drug  scene
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
23:00 <johninja> i call him jeff
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> findin it nao
24:00 <Madrox> i was ^SeZzA^
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I was lonewolf, then Creeping^Death
24:00 <simba> speaking of horrifying nicknames where has wild turkey been
24:00 <simba> really u were lonewolf??
24:00 <Madrox> carats and alt caps
24:00 <Madrox> winning
24:00 <Bastardly_One> not the other lonewolf
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> 7 tracks simba?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
25:00 <johninja> MyMilkshakeBringsAllTheBoys2ThaYard
25:00 <Madrox> wild turkey got himself a ban
25:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a more recent one
25:00 <johninja> ooh
25:00 <The_Baron> one person I am glad aint on irc anymore is HighlyEvolved
25:00 <johninja> what did thw wt do?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> dawnloadin woo
25:00 <johninja> i hear he has been acting up
25:00 <The_Baron> that dude was the biggest douchebag ever
25:00 <simba> PandasDontDrive YUEA
25:00 <The_Baron> wait up..sorry, Adonis wins that
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> swoit!
25:00 <Madrox> he thought it was a cool idea to make fun of someones deceased child
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he abused someone about rape in a really graphic way
25:00 <johninja> ugh
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and that
25:00 <johninja> tool
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> building up my collection all from scratch
25:00 <couleurs> i was HighlyEvolved and Pieter
25:00 <Madrox> then i genuinely forgot to remove his ban ebfore i went away last week and threatened to rape and murder me
25:00 <Madrox> so i left it on
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> if u have any other good ones pm me so i can dl them all
26:00 <johninja> lol way to make things worse dude
26:00 <johninja> fucking hell
26:00 <Bastardly_One> what she said
26:00 <johninja> he needs a break anyways
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he went nuts at her
26:00 <Bastardly_One> totally drunk
26:00 <johninja> he got cut off from his weed dealer
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and going off as he does
26:00 <simba> lool
26:00 <johninja> so been a bit of a fuckup
26:00 <Madrox> he came on pretending he didnt remember what he said to mom
26:00 <johninja> i dunno why i have any time for the dude tbh
26:00 <Madrox> not my problem m8
26:00 <British^Meat> insane in the membrane
26:00 <simba> hits from the thoooong
27:00 <British^Meat> 2wearing my 2005 england jersey
27:00 <British^Meat> breathes well in this shit weather
27:00 <johninja> i like how people wear english football shirts
27:00 <johninja> not ashamed at all
27:00 <simba> is it red or white
27:00 <Madrox> im so sorry that im so stale
27:00 <British^Meat> white
27:00 <Madrox> im so sorry i staaaallleee
27:00 <British^Meat> but i also have the red
27:00 <Madrox> butttt still i gotta murder your faceee
27:00 <Madrox> man im sorry im staaaale
28:00 <Bastardly_One> don't mind her
28:00 <British^Meat> also have a 1996 Soton top
28:00 <Bastardly_One> she's singing ICP
28:00 <British^Meat> it has a collar, is so gay :)
28:00 <johninja> i think some southampton players might make the wc team British^Meat
28:00 <johninja> should be good
28:00 <simba> man i love collared football shirts
28:00 <johninja> really?
28:00 <johninja> gross
28:00 <Madrox> like me for my icp loving ways or you can FUCK OFFFFFF *me does hand gestures*
28:00 <simba> like ours last year had a little 1 it owned
28:00 <johninja> the liverpool shirt used to have this white colour
28:00 <johninja> and wehn you wore it under something
28:00 <johninja> it looked like a priests colour
28:00 <British^Meat> http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/resources/images/2143108.jpg%3Ftype%3DarticleLandscape
28:00 <johninja> colar
28:00 <British^Meat> thus wun
28:00 <johninja> collar
29:00 <johninja> fuckj
29:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <Madrox> fuck this im going to my fb thread
29:00 <Madrox> 4.3k bb
29:00 <simba> thats nice what does it say under the pepsi logo
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
29:00 <simba> or is that not pepsi
29:00 <British^Meat> its just the collar doesnt sit up, just flops down, looks like BeeGee in thier disco phase
29:00 <Bastardly_One> be like that then bitch
29:00 <Madrox> I WILL
29:00 <British^Meat> not pepsi
29:00 <British^Meat> sandeson
29:00 <Bastardly_One> FINE!
29:00 <British^Meat> sanderson
30:00 <Bastardly_One> while your gone get me some food
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hungry
30:00 <megamanga> mmm rasperry licorice coated in choccy
30:00 <Madrox> i had a massive kebab for dinner
30:00 <British^Meat> And Pony neat left tit
30:00 <Madrox> im bishoped
30:00 <British^Meat> near
30:00 <johninja> what did you get on the kebabe?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yum
30:00 <Madrox> chickennn
31:00 <Madrox> with the lot
31:00 <johninja> mhm
31:00 <johninja> sauce?
31:00 <Madrox> n cour cream n garlic
31:00 <Madrox> sour*
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a massive chicken schitzel and sat there eating it in front of the house mate
31:00 <johninja> interesting
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but am still hungry
31:00 <johninja> i like chicken, sweetchilli, lettuce, tomato, and tabouli
31:00 <johninja> beadaful
31:00 <The_Baron> sour cream on a kebab
31:00 <Bastardly_One> damn thing was enough to feed a family of sudanese for a week it was that big
31:00 <Maurice> I get chicken, cheese and garlic sauce
31:00 <Maurice> Thats it
31:00 <The_Baron> damn skips
31:00 <The_Baron> :P
31:00 <Madrox> sour cream and garlic is all that should EVER be on a kebab
32:00 <johninja> the garlic is nice on the lamb
32:00 <The_Baron> I am too damn OG with my kebabs..no fucking cheese, no sour cream, no fucking bbq sauce or none of that bullshit
32:00 <The_Baron> chilli sauce, garlic sauce and hommus motherfuckers!
32:00 <Madrox> im not a fan of hommus
32:00 <johninja> tabouli is pretty bosss
32:00 <RingMaster> im a fan of hummers
32:00 <Madrox> and fuck that tabouli shit right off
32:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <The_Baron> yeah gotta have tabouli
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree with hommus
32:00 <Bastardly_One> huge fan of the stuff
32:00 <johninja> serenity won't kiss me when i've finished my kebab
32:00 <johninja> how rude
33:00 <The_Baron> but I aint a fan of the lebanese style garlic sauce
33:00 <Madrox> not on the mouth anyway
33:00 <Madrox> :o
33:00 <johninja> lol
33:00 <The_Baron> they mix garlic with tahini
33:00 <The_Baron> fuck that
33:00 <The_Baron> should be yoghurt and garlic ffs
33:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it
33:00 <johninja> yeah i don't like the sound of that tahini sauce
33:00 <johninja> not even sure what is in it
33:00 <Madrox> whats tahini
33:00 <johninja> the name alone is very suspicious
33:00 <The_Baron> nah yoghurt and garlic is the best
33:00 <Madrox> im sure i know
33:00 <The_Baron> u already got the tahini in the fucking hommus
33:00 <Madrox> greek yogurt. garlic. cucumber and lemon
33:00 <The_Baron> why put it in the garlic sauce as well
34:00 <The_Baron> CHECK MATE!
34:00 <The_Baron> :P
34:00 <johninja> double garlic mofos
34:00 <johninja> brilliant
34:00 <The_Baron> tahini = crushed sesame seed paste
34:00 <Madrox> i love garlic
34:00 <Madrox> ahh yep i know that
34:00 <The_Baron> fucking one of the few foods that turks can actually claim as their own 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> sezz
34:00 <johninja> yeah i'm a pretty big garlic fan for a caucasian
35:00 <Bastardly_One> aka sesame seed sauce
35:00 <johninja> wait
35:00 <Bastardly_One> tahanii
35:00 <johninja> anglo?
35:00 <johninja> yeh better
35:00 <The_Baron> though what shits me is when fucking hippies put tahini on salads
35:00 <Madrox> you dont like me you can
35:00 <Madrox> fuck offfff
35:00 <The_Baron> and shit makes ur tongue stick to the roof of your mouth
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <The_Baron> stupid anglo hippy fucks, why don't they have taste buds
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it
35:00 <johninja> thats what being anglo is all about man
35:00 <The_Baron> just coz it's good for ya, doesn't mean u gotta use it inappropriately
36:00 <The_Baron> I went out with this hippy chick that always did these stupid food experimentations
36:00 <johninja> we invented fish and chips and thats about it
36:00 <The_Baron> 90% of the time it was shit
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
36:00 <The_Baron> "but it's good for ya"
36:00 <The_Baron> yeah well darling, spurlina and yoghurt tastes like jizz okay
37:00 <The_Baron> and don't kiss me bitch, u stink like a chicken head hobag
37:00 <The_Baron> :P
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <deadpandadolls> oh reminds me i got oats n yoghurt yum
38:00 <AngrymanXL> now thats somethhing to ooh ahhh about 
38:00 <johninja> rage
39:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <The_Baron> what the waht
40:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/noisia/noisia-foreign-beggars
40:00 <The_Baron> oh sweet, I heard this track last year and didn't know who did it
40:00 <The_Baron> it's da shit
41:00 <simba> killa mc
41:00 <simba> selecta
42:00 <The_Baron> yeah Foreign Beggars are great MC's
42:00 <The_Baron> I like that track they did with Beardyman as well
42:00 <johninja> bo selecta!
42:00 <johninja> bumba clot bad bois
42:00 <The_Baron> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S45uCyM5c3w
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BEARDYMAN feat. FOREIGN BEGGARS "OH!" (Nov 17, 2011) 3:35 - Category: Music - 347,612 views - 4,575 likes (98.4%), 73 dislikes (1.6%)
42:00 <The_Baron> this track is awesome
43:00 <The_Baron> love how most of the backing music is just beatboxing and vocal technique
44:00 <simba> my lines been tapped
44:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <simba> i love the indian inspired hooks
45:00 <The_Baron> yeah total bangra goodness
45:00 <simba> one dudes voice sounds like hes sucken helium
45:00 <The_Baron> that would be beardy man
45:00 <The_Baron> dude isn't the very best beatboxer
45:00 <The_Baron> but he is the most creative 
46:00 <megamanga> the floor of my office is covered in bugs
46:00 <megamanga> yolo
46:00 <johninja> be vewy vewy quiet
46:00 <johninja> ze russians are listening
47:00 <The_Baron> poor NSA
47:00 <johninja> what kinda bugs?
47:00 <johninja> roaches?
47:00 <The_Baron> if they gotta nothing better to do than watch me jack off to efukt.com
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <megamanga> i wonder how inundated they get with doge memes lol
48:00 <johninja> yeah you wonder how many can't "unsee" things they accidently observed
48:00 <The_Baron> Doge is probably sponsored by the CIA
48:00 <The_Baron> it's a coup to dumb down the world
48:00 <The_Baron> :P
48:00 <megamanga> now talking in #tinfoil
48:00 <simba> skepta
48:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3VmGCkrTgM
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skepta - Duppy (Doin' It Again) (Dec 26, 2012) 3:50 - Category: Music - 5,542 views - 33 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
49:00 <simba> from day 1 i said i was serious
50:00 <megamanga> there are 4 scissorlift cranes with keys in them
50:00 <megamanga> i am tempted to go on a joy ride
51:00 <simba> kgo
51:00 <simba> park them all in a circle facing each other
51:00 <megamanga> haha
51:00 <megamanga> i should park one in
51:00 <megamanga> that'll piss them off
52:00 <simba> thatll learn em
52:00 <megamanga> i must say straberry licorice is delicious
52:00 <simba> what is we learn em real good from
52:00 <simba> i thought it was simpsons
53:00 <megamanga> not sure
53:00 <Mew> deliverance?
53:00 <megamanga> squeal like a pig boi
53:00 <simba> thats an opeth record
54:00 <Mew> did they name it after the movie?
54:00 <simba> ill ask em
54:00 <Mew> k ill hold
54:00 <simba> nope
55:00 <Mew> omg wot
56:00 <simba> wilma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57:00 <deadpandadolls> woohoo batman superman cartoon on sooon
57:00 <deadpandadolls> xD
58:00 <simba> bruce and clark
58:00 <deadpandadolls> oh fuck its already on
58:00 <deadpandadolls> oh nah beware the batman
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