// #melbourne — 2015-12-04
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00:14:00 <couleurs> all jews and muslims are terrorists duh!!!!!!!
00:15:00 <couleurs> and feminists too
00:15:00 <couleurs> xDDD
00:18:00 <prippit> pls tell us more
00:19:00 <Serenity> ur face is a terrorist
00:20:00 <Maurice> Is elle now going by jazz?
00:23:00 <dematerialised> he spoke with me in earnest
00:23:00 <dematerialised> he thought people would care who it was
00:23:00 <dematerialised> i told him its just irc bro
00:23:00 <dematerialised> and he came to his senses and is using his proper nick
00:23:00 <Maurice> But jazz wasn't his nick?
00:24:00 <dematerialised> who knows, more importantly who cares
00:25:00 <prippit> i particularly like the last two words there
00:25:00 <Serenity> thought people would care... no one knows who it is lol
00:30:00 <Serenity> except xm who im sure has his own IRC index
00:30:00 <dematerialised> dematerialised has used pussyslayer and 495 other nicks
00:31:00 <xm> i dont pay much attention in here fyi Serenity. i just have 'e' on highlight
00:31:00 <Serenity> lol
00:31:00 <Serenity> e?? lol
00:32:00 <Serenity> your highlight must go off heaps
00:33:00 <xm> nah, i lie. not just 'e' but 'prippit'
00:33:00 <xm> doesnt matter where you are in the world, they all know of and love prippit
00:35:00 <Serenity> lol
00:35:00 <Serenity> you're an odd fellow
00:35:00 <Serenity> i like it
00:35:00 <couleurs> me 2
00:35:00 <prippit> prippit is really all that matters when it comes to importance of english lexica
00:35:00 <xm> everytime i type oin
00:36:00 <xm> 'p' into the start of google i get prippit
00:36:00 <xm> eveyrone's searching for prippit
00:36:00 <prippit> google is indexing you
00:36:00 <xm> where's prippit?
00:36:00 <prippit> nah
00:36:00 <prippit> you're probably logged into your gmail on the same session
00:36:00 <prippit> so it knows your behaviour
00:36:00 <prippit> business intelligence systems m8
00:36:00 <Serenity> i like how my phone does that
00:37:00 <prippit> it's fucking creepy
00:37:00 <Serenity> makes my life a lot easier when im searching for transexual midget porn
00:37:00 <prippit> when i pull out my phone and it says 'it will take you this long to get to <home address>'
00:37:00 <prippit> and i have all tracking disabled
00:37:00 <prippit> and no gps
00:37:00 <prippit> they're all after me i tell ya
00:37:00 <Serenity> mine used to do that
00:37:00 <prippit> paranoid prippit
00:37:00 <Serenity> but tell me how fast it would take me to get home or get to work and i never had location services on
00:37:00 <Serenity> weird
00:37:00 <Serenity> oh and traffic conditions
00:38:00 <xm> Little Yiyun In Big China
00:38:00 <prippit> i just call phones government tracking devices
00:39:00 <prippit> phone is just a euphenym
00:39:00 <prippit> i heard yiyun blew up in those explosions in tianjin
00:39:00 <prippit> is it true?
00:39:00 <prippit> she probably started the chemical fires herself
00:39:00 <xm> im a DBA. ive got no friends to ring and talk to. so i call my phone 'mobile IRC'
00:40:00 <xm> that does sound like yiyun
00:40:00 <milk> Crack, smack, whack
00:40:00 <xm> perhaps blowing up the competition to yiyun tech
00:40:00 <xm> im sending her milk formula hoping it'll get me into her pants
00:40:00 <prippit> it is a little weird that i haven't seen her online since those explosions (a couple months back now i think), although she probably just blocked me for being white
00:41:00 <xm> lol
00:41:00 <xm> gweilo gotta go
00:41:00 <xm> i have been sending her my karaokes and songs
00:41:00 <milk> Its really sexy when women you never slept with have other peoples children
00:41:00 <xm> and she sent me photos of her at the zoo being chased by geese
00:41:00 <xm> she had the face of fear
00:43:00 <milk> Where do you get blu TAC from?
00:43:00 <xm> she came online and said, "where was prippit when i needed him?"
00:43:00 <xm> so she is starting to doubt prippit's existence
00:43:00 <xm> i think prippit needs to appear to yiyun in a vision to boost her morale
00:44:00 <Serenity> im so confused right now
00:45:00 <prippit> i like how she's obsessed about cats, meows like a cat, pretends to be a cat
00:45:00 <prippit> but has never patted a cat in her life
00:45:00 <xm> if you ever lose your cat call prippit
00:45:00 <xm> she thinks like a cat
00:45:00 <xm> that's the best person to find one that has lost its way
00:45:00 <prippit> i just told the story about 'preppers'
00:45:00 <xm> call yiyun*
00:46:00 <prippit> but you don't know who lucas is right?
00:46:00 <xm> nope
00:46:00 <prippit> ah well
00:46:00 <prippit> it was pretty funny
00:46:00 <xm> everything about her is funny. it'
00:46:00 <prippit> no no this is something different
00:46:00 <dematerialised> do a burnout
00:46:00 <xm> s an adventure talking to her. like rupert going to china
00:46:00 <xm> oh ok
00:46:00 <prippit> so prippit's real owner has a friend called lucas
00:46:00 <xm> yes?
00:46:00 <prippit> who's a bit of a bong brain
00:47:00 <prippit> anyway
00:47:00 <prippit> he started stalking me for a bit
00:47:00 <xm> online or?
00:47:00 <prippit> online, to get details
00:47:00 <xm> prolly online
00:47:00 <xm> ok
00:47:00 <prippit> so he found out my parents' house number
00:47:00 <prippit> and called them
00:47:00 <prippit> and he said
00:47:00 <xm> creepy
00:47:00 <prippit> 'hello, can i speak to prippit'
00:47:00 <xm> lmao
00:47:00 <prippit> anyway, my mum is a bit hard of hearing, so she was like freaking out and wondering who 'preppers' is
00:48:00 <prippit> WHO'S PREPPERS?
00:48:00 <prippit> DO YOU KNOW A PREPPERS?
00:48:00 <prippit> prippit's owner recorded the entire video
00:48:00 <prippit> and this was his quote, verbatim (more or less)
00:48:00 <xm> ya mum's hard of hearin' coz u make music 2 loud
00:48:00 <prippit> "i've never seen a grown man laugh at an inanimate object for so long"
00:48:00 <prippit> the inanimate object presumably being the phone
00:49:00 <xm> that does sound very stonery
00:49:00 <xm> i need to see this
00:49:00 <xm> breaking `ban needs to see this
00:49:00 <prippit> he's a real autist tbh
00:49:00 <xm> ill call him
00:49:00 <dematerialised> no, yep
00:49:00 <dematerialised> good game
00:49:00 <prippit> the video i made for him was the thing i was going to show you
00:49:00 <prippit> but i dunno how to upload it
00:49:00 <xm> ah right
00:49:00 <xm> just send it over skype
00:49:00 <xm> but my skype plays up now and then
00:49:00 <prippit> this is a man who is in his mid 20s, but looks older than his grandmother
00:49:00 <xm> how large is it?
00:50:00 <prippit> like 4mb
00:50:00 <xm> that's not bad
00:51:00 <prippit> i'm trying to find the phone screaming one
00:51:00 <prippit> i think that would be more pertinent to the story above
00:51:00 <xm> does vicki know about the prippit
00:51:00 <xm> the good word must be spread
00:51:00 <xm> all must be saved
00:52:00 <prippit> i've asked his owner if he has the video still
00:52:00 <prippit> but i think he's asleep
00:52:00 <prippit> in any case, if he still has it, i shall send you a copy
00:53:00 <xm> nice 1
00:53:00 <prippit> not sure you could make anything out of it though
00:53:00 <prippit> it literally is just him saying 'can i speak to prippit please' and then screaming
00:53:00 <Serenity> o.O
00:54:00 <dematerialised> my hamster is on fire
00:54:00 <xm> perhaps the mysterious prippit's surname's is pronounced by screaming
00:54:00 <xm> -'
00:54:00 <xm> s
00:54:00 <BMW> who what where video?
00:54:00 <xm> i never thought there'd be an austnet sex tape
00:54:00 <xm> but there you go
00:54:00 <BMW> GRRRRRRRRRRRR cant change my nick
00:54:00 <xm> cant believe it
00:55:00 <Serenity> oh that thing is still on
00:55:00 <British^Meat> merci
00:55:00 <xm> that's cruel to romeo
00:55:00 <Serenity> exactly
00:55:00 <xm> who wont be able to figure it out
00:55:00 <dematerialised> and a mental salve to everyone else
00:55:00 <xm> he will rock his head back and forth like a mental kid back in a romanian orphanage
00:56:00 <Serenity> pre sure that happens anyway
00:56:00 <milk> Maybe I should ask for a holiday for christmas
00:57:00 <dematerialised> i need a holiday from life
00:57:00 <Serenity> same, wanna share a car?
00:57:00 <dematerialised> sure
00:57:00 <Serenity> awes
00:57:00 <Serenity> fucking hell ive got 2 mins left on the tens machine and i need to pee
00:57:00 <Bonny> sharing is caring but watch out for dematerialised
00:58:00 <thestig> lol
00:58:00 <dematerialised> what are you talking about, im `armless. I'm a toothless tiger.
00:58:00 <Bonny> he doesn't share.. he is a gym junkie who thinks he has more muscle than anyone else
00:58:00 <prippit> xm i'm showing your soundcloud to a hot girl
00:58:00 <xm> haha
00:58:00 <prippit> i had to explain who you were
00:58:00 <milk> Yellowy till thurs
00:58:00 <thestig> bonny what doesnt he share
00:58:00 <xm> did you hear the rap song
00:58:00 <prippit> then she laughed at me because she recognised your soundcloud realname was actually not your real name but a pun
00:58:00 <dematerialised> Bonny I am not entirely sure you've got the right guy haha.
00:59:00 <Serenity> hahahah @ dematerialised gym junky
00:59:00 <Bonny> oh it's you. :)
00:59:00 <Serenity> thats funny
00:59:00 <xm> oh what a cutie
00:59:00 <xm> tell her i will send an mp3 and digitally sign it
00:59:00 <dematerialised> im a donut junkie
00:59:00 <prippit> she likes electronic music, anything you recommend for her to judge you?
00:59:00 <Bonny> yeah he loads the weights in his jock to exercise his cock cos no one will
00:59:00 <Serenity> mmm doughnut
00:59:00 <thestig> lolll
00:59:00 <xm> "last pages"
00:59:00 <xm> are you proxy catfishing me bro
00:59:00 <xm> im getting excited here
00:59:00 <thestig> i had fried icecream tonight xm
00:59:00 <xm> hot bitch into edm
01:00:00 <Clarkson> rofl that reminds me of a friend of ours at our house warming.. fuck off drunk at 2am with one of those 15L aqua vital bottles shouting FUCKING BANG and smashing it on the drive way -.-
01:00:00 <Bonny> lol
01:00:00 <thestig> http://imgur.com/ONbiI1q
01:00:00 <prippit> no she's sitting next to me
01:00:00 <milk> Did you know that beggars in India cause the rain on the hazel but orchard
01:00:00 <prippit> "i like trance as long as it's not lazy trance"
01:00:00 <milk> Nut
01:00:00 <prippit> idk what that means
01:00:00 <xm> lazy trance = tisk trance
01:00:00 <xm> a 5 min trance song written in 30 seconds
01:00:00 <dematerialised> Bonny you aren't Immutable's mate are you
01:00:00 <Bonny> nup
01:00:00 <dematerialised> such hostility to poor old me
01:00:00 <dematerialised> :(
01:00:00 <xm> that's an oxymoron dematerialised
01:00:00 <dematerialised> you're off my christmas card list
01:00:00 <xm> old and poor do not belong together
01:00:00 <xm> old is good
01:01:00 <xm> you are rich with sexy if you're old
01:01:00 <Bonny> saves me giving you one back lol
01:01:00 <dematerialised> true
01:01:00 <dematerialised> lol
01:01:00 <dematerialised> i am curious though as to why that guy has such a hardon for me
01:01:00 <dematerialised> im assuming i slept with his mum at some point
01:01:00 <Bonny> rofl
01:01:00 <xm> immutable has always been angry
01:02:00 <xm> an angry lil catholic
01:02:00 <dematerialised> like, to me he's a literally who
01:02:00 <xm> catholic schools mess you up
01:02:00 <Serenity> its cause we're licking each others anuses dematerialised
01:02:00 <Serenity> hes offended by it
01:02:00 <milk> I got an email for 80% Louis Vuitton handbags
01:02:00 <dematerialised> right
01:02:00 <dematerialised> that makes sense i suppose
01:02:00 <milk> Off
01:02:00 <dematerialised> probably one of the losers who is jealous they cant have sex with you or something
01:03:00 <Serenity> what? me?
01:03:00 <Serenity> i dont even know the dude lol
01:03:00 <dematerialised> haha
01:04:00 <xm> prippit, play her the "i miss emma" song
01:04:00 <Serenity> i just like stirring him up cause its easy
01:04:00 <milk> They are cooking seaside holiday toast next door
01:04:00 <dematerialised> that's a rather specific flavour of toast milk
01:04:00 <dematerialised> can't say i've experienced it mysef
01:04:00 <dematerialised> +l
01:06:00 <Serenity> i put a pinch of salt in my caramel infused coffee this morning
01:06:00 <Serenity> A plus decision
01:06:00 <dematerialised> well aren't you the conniseur
01:07:00 <Serenity> yeah with my instant coffee and kmart mugs
01:07:00 <Serenity> lol
01:07:00 <dematerialised> cbf checking the spelling on that
01:07:00 <dematerialised> its too late
01:07:00 <Serenity> home brand table salt
01:07:00 <dematerialised> i should be in bed, got a presentation to give to directors tomorrow
01:07:00 <dematerialised> im basically peeing myself
01:07:00 <Serenity> ooh that sounds important
01:07:00 <Serenity> and terrifying
01:07:00 <dematerialised> it is and is
01:08:00 <dematerialised> at worst, its going to be half an hour of terror
01:08:00 <dematerialised> i'll survive
01:09:00 <amelia> k gnite go
01:09:00 <dematerialised> i'll just be having an all day breakfast at the pub immediately following
01:09:00 <Serenity> amelia to the rescue
01:10:00 <dematerialised> lol
01:10:00 <Serenity> mmm all day breakfast
01:10:00 <amelia> dw i got dis
01:10:00 <Serenity> breakfast foods are the best foods
01:10:00 <dematerialised> they are
01:11:00 <Serenity> did you see the post about that place in freo with the waffles?
01:11:00 <Serenity> hnngg
01:11:00 <dematerialised> negative
01:11:00 <Serenity> lemme see if i can find
01:12:00 <milk> Lezz be friend s
01:13:00 <Serenity> meh its gone but it was like.. a rolled up waffle in a cone shapre full of delicious and high blood pressure
01:13:00 <cherri_pie> hi serenity
01:13:00 <cherri_pie> how are you babes
01:13:00 <dematerialised> interesting
01:13:00 <cherri_pie> your looking good tonight
01:13:00 <dematerialised> you're, mister president
01:14:00 <cherri_pie> do you want to have coffee
01:15:00 <milk> I came here for the hamburgers
01:15:00 <dematerialised> why do hot dog buns come in packages of 12 but hot dogs in packages of 8?
01:16:00 <prippit> xm : she found it funny
01:16:00 <prippit> but i don't think it's her style
01:17:00 <Serenity> dematerialised
01:17:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/PerthEatingChallenges/photos/a.484509021610290.108744.484503671610825/979538488774005/?type=3&pnref=story
01:18:00 <dematerialised> I WANT IT INSIDE ME RIGHT NOW
01:18:00 <Serenity> hahaha
01:18:00 <Serenity> freo markets
01:18:00 <dematerialised> interesting, lady wants to go to freo on sat
01:18:00 <dematerialised> i suppose i know where im going now
01:18:00 <xm> prippit, ask her if she likes solarstone
01:18:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12219380_169304570086500_7136543780070159910_n.jpg?oh=4744788152e7c2547609d3194e17ff9d&oe=56DDB074
01:18:00 <amelia> i shotgun one on left
01:18:00 <Serenity> hnngg
01:19:00 <amelia> as well as the last one
01:19:00 <amelia> fuck you I'm eating em all
01:19:00 <dematerialised> hehe
01:19:00 <dematerialised> the left one looks delicious
01:19:00 <dematerialised> i bet all of them are
01:19:00 <Serenity> they all look amazing
01:19:00 <Maurice> Serenity https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12219380_169304570086500_7136543780070159910_n.jpg?oh=4744788152e7c2547609d3194e17ff9d&oe=56DDB074
01:19:00 <Maurice> Oh, nevermind lol
01:19:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12196160_165928703757420_7857013742697089299_n.png?oh=08be42433076e4a2abdb0b5fa6adfe8f&oe=56F14A14
01:19:00 <amelia> too slow homo
01:20:00 <Maurice> http://muffleandco.com/
01:20:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12239656_174848779532079_5738467369766637543_n.jpg?oh=801ec83acb6373fb634d32e069fa946a&oe=56E1E74B
01:20:00 <Serenity> HNNGGG
01:20:00 <Serenity> EDRFKLJGSEDRF
01:20:00 <Serenity> GSDFGKIDERFGB
01:20:00 <Maurice> At the markets
01:20:00 <JingleBalls> hehe muffle
01:20:00 <dematerialised> just showed her, thanks for getting me laid sezz
01:20:00 <dematerialised> true wingman
01:20:00 <Serenity> NO WORRIES ANY TIME
01:20:00 <Serenity> YES IM STILL YELLING IM EXCITED
01:20:00 <Maurice> http://muffleandco.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Screen-Shot-2015-11-18-at-8.44.26-pm.png
01:20:00 <Maurice> Uhm, what?
01:21:00 <Maurice> Smoke salmon?
01:21:00 <amelia> #4
01:21:00 <Serenity> yuh
01:21:00 <Maurice> I'd go #1
01:21:00 <dematerialised> all of the top row
01:21:00 <dematerialised> all at once
01:21:00 <Serenity> i want all of them
01:21:00 <amelia> yah and #1
01:21:00 <JingleBalls> in ur butt
01:21:00 <Maurice> Markets are open tomorrow
01:22:00 <JingleBalls> u know what else is open tomorrow
01:22:00 <Maurice> My legs?
01:22:00 <Maurice> I mean, what?
01:22:00 <JingleBalls> ;)
01:22:00 <dematerialised> ^
01:22:00 <Serenity> looool
01:22:00 <Serenity> oh well least i helped you find somewhere to go haha
01:22:00 <JingleBalls> tomorrow, rn, w/evs
01:24:00 <Maurice> This plonker on tv 'the mob isn't a job, it's a way of life'
01:24:00 <Maurice> Ok sure
01:25:00 <Serenity> lol
01:25:00 <Serenity> ty paris hilton
01:25:00 <dematerialised> lol
01:26:00 <JingleBalls> bye dear goin 2 me mob job
01:27:00 <milk> I'm self employed in a NGO as a parasite
01:28:00 <JingleBalls> *prostitute
01:32:00 <Serenity> god damn i want a waffle
01:33:00 <JingleBalls> blue waffle iuuiehehehiuuihe
01:33:00 <Serenity> NO ROBERT
01:34:00 <dematerialised> slave name detected
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