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23:00 <TheRiddler> I think I've cleaned enough to pass inspection
26:00 <JingleBalls> medical?
27:00 <TheRiddler> rent
30:00 <British^Meat> hah those bastards
31:00 <British^Meat> we had some picky ones in the past
31:00 <British^Meat> what are yours like?
32:00 <TheRiddler> pretty good
36:00 <Serenity> our old property managet was a massive cunt
36:00 <Serenity> we have a good one now
38:00 <Maurice> My property manager is a bitch
38:00 <Clarkson> Kelevra, if i drink pineapple juice will my cum taste better ?
40:00 <British^Meat> lol oh gawd
40:00 <British^Meat> yer ours would complain always about the bloody oven
40:00 <British^Meat> and also about dust on the shower fans
41:00 <TheRiddler> she'll only drink your cum clarky if it tastes like alcohol
41:00 <Clarkson> and loving thier assholes
41:00 <TheRiddler> :p
43:00 <Maurice> I don't think she's that fussy
44:00 <Serenity> ours use to make up open the shed and then bitch there was stuff in it
45:00 <Serenity> he'd run his hands all over the inside of the oven
45:00 <Serenity> or a messy bed.. that still had a kid sleeping in it
46:00 <Maurice> They'd hate to see our beds then, none of us ever make them
47:00 <Serenity> he was a prick
47:00 <Serenity> our PM now hates him lol
47:00 <Serenity> she comes in.. takes a puc of each room and leaves telling me its perfect
47:00 <Serenity> he used to take like 15 mins each room
47:00 <Serenity> in a smaller house..
48:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/AtXZ3tm
48:00 <British^Meat> messy bed? wow, what a prick
48:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
48:00 <faux> heklo
49:00 <faux> Doodle irl http://imgur.com/4oibjgi
49:00 <Serenity> yeah British^Meat  he went off about on inspection fay he expects all kids to be awake and beds made perfectly. .. my son had sleeping issues at the time if he wanted to sleep i let him.. it was onky 8:30 anyway lol
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <TheRiddler> what's worse than pm's is home owners that wont spend money repairing something
52:00 <TheRiddler> like the corner of my room in an old house that flooded when it rained
53:00 <TheRiddler> the bottom corner of the wall was washing away and there was alot of mould
53:00 <Serenity> yeah the owner at that place did nothing
54:00 <Serenity> took them 4 months to replace the bathroom fan.. that we weren't allowrd to do cause it was hardwired.. and then complained the bathroom had mould...
54:00 <Serenity> uhhhhh fix the fan you dumb slag
54:00 <TheRiddler> so I was sleeping next to toxic mould
54:00 <Serenity> yuck
54:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
55:00 <TheRiddler> anyways on friday my brother and I will have our own place 
55:00 <Serenity> oh ace 
55:00 <TheRiddler> yep
56:00 <TheRiddler> tho I'm worried about how to do sleeping arrangements
56:00 <Serenity> how come
56:00 <TheRiddler> because the 3 bedrooms are next to eachother
57:00 <TheRiddler> which means noise/privacy will be bit of an issue
57:00 <British^Meat> just wank in the shower....
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol
57:00 <TheRiddler> that'd be a waste of water lol
58:00 <TheRiddler> I have to figure out how to set up my room
58:00 <Maurice> Why would you be worried? It's not like you get laid
58:00 <TheRiddler> game room too
07:00 <faux> Maurice should write hallmark cards 
08:00 <faux> "merry  christmas and a happy go fuck yourself cunt"
08:00 <Maurice> I'm pretty ace at it
08:00 <faux> "congratulations on thw birth of your orangutan looking baby'
08:00 <Maurice> 'Oh it's your birthday? Eat a bag of dicks, cunt'
08:00 <Maurice> Thats a lie, I'd never say the c word
09:00 <faux> ye u suck mine rock maybe i should write them instead
09:00 <faux> ur fired
09:00 <faux> soz
09:00 <Serenity> are they in a line ash or how are they set up
09:00 <Serenity> puts the games room between the sleeping rooms
09:00 <Maurice> I want my redundancy package
10:00 <TheRiddler> in a L
11:00 <TheRiddler> but the first 2 only have wardrobes
11:00 <TheRiddler> so it's going to have to be brother in the first room and me in the back 2
11:00 <Maurice> First world problems
12:00 <TheRiddler> with the games room in the 1 at the end of the hall
12:00 <faux> put your clothes incthe games room
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol I dont even know if 2nd room is big enough to set it up as a games room
14:00 <Maurice> Then what the actual fuck are you bitching about
25:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
26:00 <faux> cheers
26:00 <TheRiddler> I'm off to  bed
26:00 <TheRiddler> night
34:00 <faux> xm
35:00 <xm> faux
35:00 <xm> get some sleep
35:00 <xm> -- faux
35:00 <faux> lmao
35:00 <faux> i slept at like 9
35:00 <faux> and wooe up 12:30
35:00 <faux> terrible
35:00 <xm> are you wide awake now
35:00 <faux> yeah
35:00 <faux> sux
36:00 <xm> hmmm just short of your 5ish hour sleep?
36:00 <faux> nah i been sleeping longer
36:00 <xm> how many hours are you sleeping now
36:00 <faux> average 8
36:00 <Serenity> xm does a good chris isaak impression
36:00 <faux> sometimes less when im having a poopy night
37:00 <xm> danku sezzy
37:00 <xm> 8 is good
37:00 <faux> xm check whatsapp in a sec
37:00 <Serenity> can you actually sing properly? It sounds like you can lol
37:00 <xm> Serenity: my brother just told me then i suck
37:00 <xm> but he's my older brother...
37:00 <xm> if you have older brothers that's all they say
37:00 <xm> you suck suck suck
37:00 <Serenity> haha 
37:00 <faux> lol he sux
38:00 <xm> ok checkin whatsapp
38:00 <faux> hasnt sent yet
38:00 <faux> give it a min
39:00 <faux> wah i miss wifi
39:00 <Serenity> get it titeass
40:00 <faux> no ty
41:00 <Serenity> god i feel like absolute shit
41:00 <Maurice> I think I would literally, LITERALLY, die without wifi
41:00 <xm> im fairly moody these days
41:00 <xm> rapid cyclin' of feeling like God and then shit
41:00 <xm> but it is useful if you're doing music
41:00 <Serenity> is that normal for you
41:00 <xm> not in the past no
41:00 <faux> cos youre sleep deprived and medsless
42:00 <xm> m pretty sure the Graylands days are over, but now the other problem is here
42:00 <xm> but i think i was always moody but just that the psychosis masked it
42:00 <Serenity> oh
42:00 <xm> now that the psychosis is mostly gone i have to see what's really there
42:00 <Serenity> im moody but mines just hormone
42:00 <Serenity> s
42:00 <faux> whoremoans
42:00 <xm> i only go emo if i work too much
43:00 <xm> so strangely enough Fridays are my worst and best days
43:00 <Serenity> is the psychosis gone because of meds or?
43:00 <xm> because i just let go
43:00 <Serenity> just gone
43:00 <xm> just handling it using my own non-chemical strategies
43:00 <Serenity> oh right
43:00 <xm> and coincidentally enough my methods are similar to what they use in the field
43:00 <faux> my non chemical romance
43:00 <Serenity> long as it works
44:00 <xm> you just anticipate when some weird thoughts are about to come and give yourself a mental slap
44:00 <xm> mentally sandbagging my mind before the deluge of insanity
44:00 <Serenity> that sounds super draining
44:00 <Serenity> tbh
44:00 <xm> there is a timewindow where you can do something, it's really key
45:00 <xm> you get used to it
45:00 <Serenity> so its like a migraine.. but.. psychosis lol youve got your gap.. if you miss it.. you have to ride it out
45:00 <xm> it gets easier with time
45:00 <xm> it's also about how you deal with stress
45:00 <xm> i didnt cope well before
46:00 <Serenity> god i dont cope well under stress, id be a goner
46:00 <xm> now im not too highly strung
46:00 <Trevor> I don't want no scrub
46:00 <xm> how's teh course going btw Serenity ?
46:00 <xm> any fun units yet
46:00 <xm> the stat ones will be a bore
47:00 <Serenity> ive been pretty slack about it all tbh, its hard to find motivation
47:00 <Serenity> my last one was statistics i fucking hate it
47:00 <Trevor> interesting
49:00 <faux> how many units have u finished
49:00 <xm> one way to get motivated is to make enemies with someone in your course that's smart, then get all competitive over it
50:00 <xm> suck it bitch, i got a HD. it shits all over your D
50:00 <xm> etc etc
50:00 <Trevor> asian olympics
50:00 <xm> that did help m,e in some units
50:00 <xm> heh yeah
50:00 <Serenity> iev only done like 3 cause i havent been enrolling in the study periods
51:00 <xm> oh yeah that reminds me
51:00 <Serenity> i did stats twice cause i pulled out half wya through the firs tone
51:00 <Serenity> fuck this keyboard
52:00 <xm> https://youtu.be/tTCSfx47R1w?t=17m22s
52:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Children of Darkness Views: 3,176,908 Uploader: Richard Kotuk Uploaded: Sep 11, 2013 Duration: 57m17s Rating: 4.60
52:00 <faux> sounds like my ex
52:00 <xm> highly recommend you to watch that documentary
52:00 <faux> pulling out halfway through
52:00 <xm> it's crazy, funny and surrealistic
52:00 <xm> i wasnt sure if it were a mocumentary at times
53:00 <xm> they did stuff like put kids in bins for days
53:00 <xm> and chain them to rocks
53:00 <faux> that would depress me
53:00 <xm> i just like teh bizarre
54:00 <Serenity> thats what pliv keot going on about me 'failing uni' cause he caught the arse end of a convo between kate and me about me pulling out of the unit half way through
54:00 <Maurice> Hehe pulling out
54:00 <Maurice> Splurt
56:00 <Trevor> Bandaids don't fix bullet holes
56:00 <Trevor> but tampons kind of do
05:00 <Serenity> i would shove 50 tampons inside you and then fill you with water
48:00 <Maurice> Lol
22:00 <dusty> hey was just looking for lori?
33:00 <richard> hi ashleigh are you on your feet all day steam cleaning the carpets at the bank? do you get a 15min morning tea break?
35:00 <richard> ashleigh how do you haul the big steam cleaning machine around? it's heavy yeah?
36:00 <richard> ashleigh do you get extra $5 in your pay for cleaning all the windows at the bank?
37:00 <richard> ashleigh winter is the worst month for you because all the customers have muddy feet yeah it's harder to steam clean yeah?
38:00 <richard> ashleigh you vacuum the floors too yeah at the bank?
40:00 <richard> ashleigh because of your shit job at the bank are you still going to rob the bank remember you told me 'it's going to be an inside job' when will you rob the bank are you taking guns?
42:00 <richard> ashleigh where do you keep your sawn off shotgun at your place or at a friends home?
45:00 <richard> ashleigh is your checklist finalised for the bank robbery or will you be updating? because you told me your checklist reads: 1 shotgun, 1 balaclava 1000 rounds of ammunition, bullet proof vest, handgrenades, trench coat
46:00 <CoolSkeleton95> Ashleigh, make sure you give at least $400 of your takings from the robbery so richard can afford his 17 year old hooker ;)
47:00 <richard> CoolSkeleton95 yeah
47:00 <CoolSkeleton95> ;)
47:00 <richard> CoolSkeleton95 now I don't have to go to cash converters and get a cash advance of $400
48:00 <CoolSkeleton95> kekekek
48:00 <richard> CoolSkeleton95 do you know ashleighxtrinity she is employed at a bank her job is to steam clean the carpets
49:00 <ShadowLurker> ill just leave this here
49:00 <ShadowLurker> https://41.media.tumblr.com/de1d646ef225f240ec6f5d0e69255941/tumblr_nz29wqTvvU1s2wsdzo2_500.png
49:00 <richard> CoolSkeleton she told me she hates her job and is going to do a robbery she has inside information
50:00 <ashleighxtrinity> lool
50:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Richard is just jealous that I have a job
52:00 <richard> ashleigh at the robbery you told me your are going to put the shotgun in your bosses mouth and say to him 'CLOSE YOUR MOUTH BASTARD! CLOSE YOUR MOUTH PRICK! and then pull the trigger, ashleigh are you still going to do that?
54:00 <ShadowLurker> looks like richards on a bender again
54:00 <ShadowLurker> dont do drugs kids
56:00 <richard> hi shadow
56:00 <richard> ashleigh that rocket launcher you were talking about with me you told me you were going to blow the heads off all the bank tellers are you still doing that?
58:00 <CoolSkeleton95> ShadowLurker, Rofl, Imma send you something
01:00 <richard> ashleigh do the bank robbery before christmas so you can buy presents for your mates
06:00 <richard> ashleigh is the guy who cleans the toilets at the bank does he still agree to help you with the robbery
12:00 <richard> ashleigh you told me you have you already dug out the 108 shallow graves at belangalow forest for the bank employees who are going to dead or are you going to hack them and eat them 
14:00 <richard> ashleigh are you still going to king hit the security guard at the bank with those knuckle dusters you were talking about?
14:00 <ShadowLurker> you are so boring
14:00 <richard> ShadowLurker you don't have to read it 
15:00 <ShadowLurker> you dont have to live either
15:00 <richard> ShadowLurker what are you talking about
15:00 <CoolSkeleton95> WHERE'S MY 400 DOLLARS
15:00 <CoolSkeleton95> I WAS WAITING FOR YOU
16:00 <richard> when?
17:00 <richard> ashleigh at the banks after work when you are all having drinks together does the boss still make you dance and take all your clothes off like a stripper
19:00 <richard> ashleigh does the boss take his clothes off too do you two perform a live sex show for the rest of the employees
20:00 <thestig> richard did your boyfriend and up getting that rash on his anus checked out?
20:00 <Clarkson> so I wondered if he was queer
21:00 <richard> jermey clarkson! topgear! how are you 
21:00 <Clarkson> 202 on gas is gay
23:00 <richard> <thestig> yesterday I was pinned down and _cked in the gym lockers
25:00 <richard> ashleigh do the bank employees still refuse to look at you because you are the cleaner therer
26:00 <richard> ashleigh you told me armaguard delivers 3 million in cash on thursdays will you be doing the robbery that day?
28:00 <richard> ashleigh you are going to be all over the news can I talk you out of it?
28:00 <richard> <ashleighxtrinity> no you can't talk me out of it I will still be robbing the bank
35:00 <thestig> <richard> do you have any roids man?
36:00 <JingleBalls> dis cunt
36:00 <richard> none thestig
37:00 <Serenity> far out
38:00 <thestig> morning sezz
38:00 <thestig> honk honk
38:00 <Serenity> [7:37am] <richard> YOU ARE FUCKED YOU SLUT
38:00 <JingleBalls> lmao
38:00 <thestig> wow
38:00 <JingleBalls> not even wuns
39:00 <Serenity> could have bought me dinner first
39:00 <thestig> haha
39:00 <JingleBalls> u know thats not my style
40:00 <Serenity> [7:38am] richard ([email protected]) has joined. «9 people»
40:00 <Serenity> [7:38am] <richard> serenity you are fucked bitch
40:00 <JingleBalls> lmao
44:00 <CoolSkeleton95> Aaahhahahaha
50:00 <Abortion> lol
50:00 <Abortion> I ended up putting him on ignore
50:00 <CoolSkeleton95> Rofl
50:00 <CoolSkeleton95> He's PM'ing me
53:00 <faux> whooo
53:00 <faux> *nosy*
54:00 <CoolSkeleton95> Richard.
55:00 <faux> i was hopin it wasnt him
55:00 <faux> is he still fuckin going
55:00 <faux> hes been nonstpp abusing people for like 3 daysnow lol
55:00 <faux>  /
55:00 <faux> :/
55:00 <faux> ridic
02:00 <CoolSkeleton95> Rofl
02:00 <CoolSkeleton95> He may be mad, I kind of pretended to be a prost and gave him another bloeks phone number
04:00 <faux> lololol
05:00 <CoolSkeleton95> This could have been all my fault actually
05:00 <Abortion> Hmm, I wonder if this is the same guy as sincity, who goes on twice as different people
05:00 <Abortion> if he did
06:00 <CoolSkeleton95> Yeah I had that once, got message by 2 random nicks which were both asking all the same questions
15:00 <Serenity> who the fuck is he
17:00 <Abortion> Haven't managed to pin down any identity as yet
17:00 <Abortion> I've been looking though
27:00 <ShadowLurker> another junkie
27:00 <JingleBalls> an udder junkie
27:00 <ShadowLurker> methrants galore
28:00 <CoolSkeleton95> Methrants provide entertainment
28:00 <ShadowLurker> like bbqs galore except more cooked
28:00 <British^Meat> I like the bit where ShadowLurker posted the nudie pic
28:00 <ShadowLurker> everyone needs breakfast lesb-os
44:00 <CoolSkeleton95> mm ye
11:00 <Serenity> hello
16:00 <faux> HI
16:00 <faux> IM HOME
16:00 <faux> !!!!!
17:00 <ShadowLurker> home is where you dont need pants
17:00 <Serenity> YAYY
18:00 <Serenity> is it amazin
19:00 <faux> yessss
19:00 <faux> i came home last night
19:00 <faux> waa so good to sleep in me own bed
19:00 <faux> w aircn on al night
19:00 <faux> and i missed me vibrating showrrhead
19:00 <faux> omgosh
19:00 <faux> lll
19:00 <faux> i dont miss my tiny kitchen though
19:00 <faux> dads house was p amazing fpr cooking
19:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <faux> but yayy
21:00 <Serenity> haha nothing better than being in your own home
21:00 <faux> agreed
22:00 <faux> lol dad msgd me at night sayinf good night and he misses me already
22:00 <faux> and called me this mornin tochecl up on me
22:00 <Serenity> aww i bet he was walking around in his undies as he sent it
22:00 <Serenity> hahaha
22:00 <faux> hes so weird
22:00 <faux> lmao
22:00 <faux> he did that while i was bloody thwrw
23:00 <faux> undies and singlet
23:00 <faux> just when he walked out to get clothes or something 
23:00 <faux> not all day or i woulda bashed him
23:00 <Serenity> hahah
23:00 <faux> lma
23:00 <faux> o
23:00 <faux> i has new sheeetssss
23:00 <faux> and new pillows
23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> thwrw
24:00 <faux> bed was amazing last night
24:00 <faux> my neighbours dog was so excited to see me haha hes adorable
24:00 <ashleighxtrinity> my bed is shite, needs new matress
25:00 <faux> mines amazing 
25:00 <faux> my matteess is super thick
25:00 <faux> and high
25:00 <faux> :-)
25:00 <faux> so comf
25:00 <faux> pls no
25:00 <ashleighxtrinity> too l8 m8
26:00 <faux> ehehe
26:00 <faux> got a cleaner before i came home so i walked in and was like YESSSS
26:00 <faux> everyrhinf was amaze
26:00 <ashleighxtrinity> now to christen it..
26:00 <faux> just had to empty out my fridge 
26:00 <ShadowLurker> omg look at you
26:00 <faux> cos bananas were in there since 1970
26:00 <ShadowLurker> youre so exited
26:00 <faux> I KNOW
26:00 <faux> SORRY
26:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
26:00 <faux> LOL
27:00 <ashleighxtrinity> haha
27:00 <faux> i havent been here for 2 months
27:00 <ShadowLurker> its good
27:00 <faux> was in hosp for 11 days
27:00 <faux> then dads for 6 weeks
27:00 <faux> so im just sosososochappy
27:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I get excited when I clean, it happens so rarely is hard not to
27:00 <faux> k ill breathe now
27:00 <Serenity> im lacking motivation today
27:00 <Serenity> so bad
27:00 <faux> me too i just wanna sleep abd eat and f my b 
28:00 <Serenity> ahaha
28:00 <ashleighxtrinity> loool
28:00 <Serenity> solid plan
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <faux> also gobna be naughty and order takeout for dins
29:00 <faux> excellent day
29:00 <ashleighxtrinity> bmo = british meat online?
30:00 <Serenity> i went to office works this morning and they had the hugest darrel lea rocky road for like $3
30:00 <faux> meat out
30:00 <faux> :o
30:00 <Serenity> took so much not to buy it and eat the lot
30:00 <faux> aw
30:00 <faux> yums
30:00 <faux> i camenhome to a full bottle of wine
30:00 <faux> and a huge pack of light n tangy chips
30:00 <faux> i was like :o
30:00 <Serenity> yum
31:00 <faux> must. consume  
31:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <faux> had a migraine last nght though so didnt wanna drink
31:00 <faux> will try some tonight
31:00 <faux> bit worried
31:00 <Serenity> you should be ok jut have a little
31:00 <faux> a glass should be ok though
33:00 <Serenity> i bought the cutest pins for my pin board
36:00 <faux> pox
36:00 <faux> pix
37:00 <stebie> what is 'f my b'
37:00 <stebie> :O
37:00 <faux> flick my bean
37:00 <faux> finger me box
37:00 <faux> fuk me but
37:00 <faux> ok not the last one
38:00 <faux> :/
39:00 <Serenity> http://www.imgur.com/3RhbIDr.jpeg
39:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
40:00 <faux> aw cute
40:00 <faux> but the pink one gives me anxiety
40:00 <faux> odd one out
41:00 <Serenity> its picard
41:00 <faux> lmaoo
42:00 <faux> flush it down the torlwt
42:00 <faux> torlet
42:00 <faux> okkk fap n nap
42:00 <faux> vbs
42:00 <faux> bbs
42:00 <faux> x
43:00 <Serenity> bai
48:00 <Trevor> looooooooooooooooool
48:00 <Trevor> so here i am, being corrupt, and using the work computers to find out about this hitch hiker i fucked
48:00 <ShadowLurker> i heard Trevor got trolled
49:00 <Trevor> ends up she's a well known model
49:00 <ShadowLurker> you did not
49:00 <ShadowLurker> stop lieing
49:00 <dematerialised> he's delusional again...
49:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
49:00 <ShadowLurker> meth bender
49:00 <dematerialised> also good morning faggots
50:00 <ShadowLurker> o/`
01:00 <faux> loooool sucked this guys dick last saturday
01:00 <Clarkson> by 70 points or some shit
01:00 <faux> #gloryholeweekends
01:00 <faux> turns out it was JOHN HOWARD
01:00 <faux> xoxo
02:00 <faux> -- Trevor 
05:00 <Alleenkatze> mm
11:00 <dematerialised> lol fox
12:00 <dematerialised> ugh i need to go back to bed im still sick
12:00 <dematerialised> bye faggots
16:00 <thestig> by sissy
16:00 <thestig> bye
33:00 <gremlinz> i thought it was feed my brain
06:00 <JingleBalls> [12:48] <Trevor> ends up she's a well known model for depends adult diapers
36:00 <ShadowLurker> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12321546_10153115099797680_6718941021063813304_n.jpg?oh=6804669d383071a6b0d9ef495d322897&oe=56E10418
41:00 <faux> mm ham
55:00 <JingleBalls> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJA3gQ6jmxc
55:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: HAM Views: 406,675 Uploader: Eric Wareheim Uploaded: Dec 8, 2014 Duration: 3m21s Rating: 4.86
56:00 <faux> wareham
57:00 <JingleBalls> ehee
00:00 <faux> ehee
00:00 <faux> bloody warm today
00:00 <faux> rhe Sun is creeping through me window like picard in a playground
00:00 <JingleBalls> loool
02:00 <faux> i wana bone manu feildel while he yells shit in french
02:00 <faux> SACRE BLEU
02:00 <faux> Hng
02:00 <faux> OUI OUI MA PETITE FLEUR HNGHNG
02:00 <TheRon> JEEPERS!
03:00 <JingleBalls> excuse me
03:00 <JingleBalls> thats my fucking line manu
03:00 <Clarkson> and yeah fuck it i do too
03:00 <JingleBalls> get ur own
03:00 <faux> TU ES DES BEAUX YEAUX GGNNNGGGB
03:00 <faux> SLLP
03:00 <faux> etc
03:00 <JingleBalls> .
06:00 <Serenity> certain jena qai sai
06:00 <TheRon> whats that french song from the 80's
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <TheRon> che tare??
06:00 <faux> jena se qua
06:00 <faux> lmaoo
07:00 <Serenity> gordon blur
07:00 <JingleBalls> loooooooooool
07:00 <faux> i hope paetay attempts to speak french agai 
07:00 <faux> that was in redible 
07:00 <faux> c
10:00 <Serenity> i want cake so bad right now
10:00 <faux> lmaooooo
11:00 <faux> i just 
11:00 <faux> tripped so hard
11:00 <faux> ovwrair
11:00 <faux> LMAO
11:00 <faux> i wish i filmed that
11:00 <faux> like i stood up not knowing whether to lauhh or.cry
11:00 <faux> also yes
11:00 <Serenity> lol
11:00 <faux> gimme.cake 
12:00 <faux> i actually want jelly
12:00 <JingleBalls> TheRon
12:00 <JingleBalls> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlpDf6XX_j0
12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Serge Gainsbourg & Jane Birkin - Je t'aime... moi non plus/Original videoclip (Fontana 1969) Views: 1,841,302 Uploader: mtorringa Uploaded: Jun 5, 2012 Duration: 4m21s Rating: 4.91
12:00 <JingleBalls> that one?
12:00 <faux> i boughtbsome at dads but didnt make it
12:00 <TheRon> yes!
12:00 <Serenity> yeah i need to go buy some of the lite jelly
12:00 <faux> need to buy  some
12:00 <JingleBalls> woo go me
12:00 <Serenity> and make like 15 litres
12:00 <TheRon> the one bargearse sings
12:00 <JingleBalls> loooool
12:00 <faux> i ate so much in hosp
13:00 <JingleBalls> i havent eaten today 
13:00 <JingleBalls> oops
13:00 <TheRon> everypone should click that it's a pisser
13:00 <JingleBalls> haha
13:00 <Serenity> im full of squid
13:00 <JingleBalls> like a jap pornstar
13:00 <Serenity> yer
14:00 <Ana_Ng> theron do you know salad fingers?
14:00 <JingleBalls> someone wash my car
14:00 <faux> it was me fave snack
14:00 <faux> plus some custard crap
14:00 <faux> but tjat was like 100 cals w sugar lol
14:00 <faux> the jelly was like 0000
14:00 <faux> can u tast a diff at all 
14:00 <faux> cos i seriously cant
14:00 <faux> even w sugar free creaming soda
14:00 <JingleBalls> pls
14:00 <JingleBalls> whoah
14:00 <Serenity> its 2015 everyones known salad fingers for the last 15 years
14:00 <Ana_Ng> i thought so
14:00 <faux> ok.
15:00 <Serenity> rofl
15:00 <faux> i also miss dads wifi.
15:00 <faux> lolllll
15:00 <Ana_Ng> but i found some people on irc who have not heard of him
15:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: you seen bargearse yet?
15:00 <Ana_Ng> what is that
15:00 <faux> so if u responded to me q i didnt see it
15:00 <faux> tysm
15:00 <TheRon> aussie classic on dvd
15:00 <Ana_Ng> ok
15:00 <Ana_Ng> whats a dvd
16:00 <TheRon> sorry i keep forgetting alaska is like 20 years behind
16:00 <Serenity> im going to invent a low cal substitute for pastry
16:00 <TheRon> it's like going to adelaide
16:00 <Serenity> so i can eat sausage rolls
17:00 <Ana_Ng> alaska has more broadband users per capita in the u.s.
18:00 <Ana_Ng> we were netflix and chillin before quigley went down under
18:00 <TheRon> what's a quigley?
18:00 <Serenity> you werent netflix and chilling you were watching reruns and banging your battery operated bf
19:00 <TheRon> do chicks seriously call that thing their bf?
20:00 <Ana_Ng> theron stop touching your quigley
20:00 <JingleBalls> 420
20:00 <JingleBalls> BLAZEIT
20:00 <TheRon> yes!
20:00 <JingleBalls> then wash my car
20:00 <faux> quigleys believe it or not
21:00 <JingleBalls> faux will do it she loves cleaning
21:00 <faux> smd
21:00 <faux> its cos im arab isnt it
21:00 <faux> racist
21:00 <JingleBalls> lol wtf
21:00 <faux> LOL
21:00 <faux> oh gosh im hilarious 
21:00 <JingleBalls> u r
21:00 <JingleBalls> do me
22:00 <faux> k
22:00 <TheRon> i need to find a good woman that loves cleaning
22:00 <JingleBalls> wooo
22:00 <thestig> allah ackbar
22:00 <faux> akbar*
22:00 <faux> allahu*
22:00 <faux> tysm
22:00 <Ana_Ng> you can call one
22:00 <thestig> ackkkbarrrrtttt
22:00 <faux> lmao
22:00 <faux> ackbart simpson
22:00 <thestig> :)
22:00 <JingleBalls> dont have a pig man
22:00 <faux> LMAO
22:00 <ShadowLurker> hasnt this Ana_Ng cunt topped himself yet
22:00 <faux> is it a dude
23:00 <faux> i thought people saw her gross tits
23:00 <ShadowLurker> everyone is
23:00 <faux> oh
23:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
23:00 <Serenity> didnt kunny see her footy socks on webcam
23:00 <Serenity> im sure he said he did
23:00 <faux> EXCUSE ME.GUISE MY FRIEND IS MAKING ME HOMEMADE PIZZA TONUGHT
23:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses.mp3 (13.04MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 14:14)
23:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOL
23:00 <JingleBalls> yum
23:00 <JingleBalls> ily friend
23:00 <faux> me 2
23:00 <faux> she rocks
23:00 <JingleBalls> does she bang
24:00 <faux> shes engaged soz
24:00 <ShadowLurker> like a flywire door in a cyclone
24:00 <JingleBalls> lol
24:00 <JingleBalls> thats a shame
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <faux> the otber day
24:00 <JingleBalls> my last gf was a shit cook
24:00 <Clarkson> but ocd still beats the shit out of me from time to time.
24:00 <faux> shes like
24:00 <faux> do i have to buy my own wedding ribg
24:00 <faux> .
24:00 <faux> jm like
24:00 <faux> if you did ill fuckinf murdwe him
24:00 <faux> lmao
24:00 <faux> imagine buyin your own rjbg
25:00 <faux> my dad was like
25:00 <faux> NO OK
25:00 <JingleBalls> i will never have to worry about that
25:00 <faux> me 2
25:00 <faux> phew
25:00 <JingleBalls> already have me own ring
25:00 <faux> im never gettig married
25:00 <faux> id marry jelly 
25:00 <faux> or wine
25:00 <faux> .
25:00 <JingleBalls> :\
26:00 <TheRon> wine jelly?
26:00 <faux> hi
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <faux> hey
26:00 <faux> goos idea
26:00 <faux> im gonba try it
26:00 <faux> instead of water
26:00 <faux> add wine
26:00 <faux> YE
26:00 <TheRon> whine and gelatin would do it
27:00 <faux> whine
27:00 <TheRon> yep!
27:00 <faux> red red whiiiine
27:00 <TheRon> you know, that thing women do
27:00 <TheRon> :)
27:00 <JingleBalls> buttsex
27:00 <Ana_Ng> said the lonely guy
27:00 <faux> ah ahauhehauh
27:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Kim Jong-Il - I'm So Ronery.mp3 (1.96MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:08)
28:00 <JingleBalls> ugh
28:00 <JingleBalls> time 2 wash the shitbox
28:00 <JingleBalls> bblzz
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <TheRon> why wash the car, it'll only get dirty again
28:00 <JingleBalls> cos
28:00 <JingleBalls> when i lean on it wearing white satin
29:00 <JingleBalls> i dont get dirty
29:00 <TheRon> you wear those white suits from the 80's don't you
31:00 <faux> and stay out
39:00 <simba> oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
40:00 <TheRon> santa clause you cunt, where's me fucking bike
41:00 <simba> Kris Kringle Kardashian
41:00 <simba> My Kemikal Kardashian
41:00 <simba> thats my input for the night
42:00 <TheRon> the paris hilton video play set, let everyone see your cooch
43:00 <faux> ehahe
44:00 <TheRon> the stop touching me elmo, for picard
48:00 <faux> ihave justin Bisbee stuck in my wad
48:00 <faux> uh
48:00 <faux> justin bieber stuck in my head
48:00 <faux> lol.
49:00 <milk> Many women would be jealous
50:00 <simba> you dont know youre beautiful
50:00 <simba> thats whats makes you beautiful
51:00 <TheRon> i don't know any justin bieber songs
51:00 <TheRon> and that's a good thing
52:00 <simba> Cold Chisel > Justin Bieber.
52:00 <TheRon> oh yes!
54:00 <simba> daddys gonna buy you a dream to cling to
54:00 <faux> oh yes1
54:00 <faux> !
00:00 <British^Meat> daddy would you like some sausages?
10:00 <faux> Omgosh 
11:00 <faux> Serenity 
21:00 <Serenity> hello
22:00 <British^Meat> OMG ASHLEY HAS A JOB HAHAHAHAHLOLOLOLO
22:00 <British^Meat> (etc)
29:00 <Serenity> o.O
37:00 <Lumeah2> sup buggers 
39:00 <Lumeah2> i work with a cunt.. not even doing his job leaving beds uncovered not mulching and he's supposed to bed skilled.. lol what a losser. 
39:00 <TheRon> dig a grave, one swift hit with the shovel
40:00 <Lumeah2> yup
41:00 <TheRon> oh i'm an absolute genius
41:00 <Lumeah2> cunt. seriously i just hired a male replacement of the other lazy bitch.. fuck man he can't even transplant stuff ffs 
41:00 <Lumeah2> he's a cunt 
42:00 <TheRon> you're fired!!
43:00 <Lumeah2> yeah if i didn't have a manager  who's stupid. 
46:00 <British^Meat> such language, my gosh!
47:00 <TheRon> say it in the style of dogue
52:00 <Moke> afl is a poofters game
52:00 <JingleBalls> so is naked leapfrog
52:00 <Moke> what the fuck is leapfrog
53:00 <British^Meat> lol
53:00 <Moke> what is british meat
53:00 <Moke> does it mean british cock
53:00 <British^Meat> im done here...
53:00 <TheRon> i smell fuckwit
54:00 <Moke> me im no fuckwit
57:00 <dematerialised> faggots
58:00 <TheRon> a bunch of sticks
58:00 <zaim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBfeBBphKQg
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: MiniCoolBoyz, NHB - Placebo (Original Mix) Views: 30,426 Uploader: MinimalTechnoz Uploaded: Jan 20, 2014 Duration: 7m42s Rating: 4.94
59:00 <Lumeah2> cunt cunt cunt
00:00 <Lumeah2> BMW: cunt cunt cunt.. la la la
01:00 <TheRon> new order - chrystal
06:00 <TheRon> get your rocks off, get your rocks off honey
09:00 <zaim> TheRon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW-zTrDIcyQ
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: New Order - Crystal (Lee Coombs Boc Remix) Views: 2,502 Uploader: Peti BÃ¡rdos Uploaded: Aug 6, 2013 Duration: 7m4s Rating: 5.00
09:00 <TheRon> i have a no remix rule
09:00 <zaim> bs.
10:00 <zaim> http://www.zaimc.com/ep14.html used in the first track of this mix made by someone unknown
15:00 <TheRon> in a big country dreams stay with you
31:00 <dematerialised> then there's this guy
37:00 <Moke> fgts
42:00 <TheRon> who has 2 thumbs and slept with your mum?
42:00 <TheRon> this guy!
49:00 <computerlabnerd> test
49:00 <computerlabnerd> im ready
50:00 <HEART-MOUZEN> hello 123
53:00 <HEART-MOUZEN> testing testing smell boo boo
53:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
54:00 <TheRiddler> in full flight mode for cleaning
55:00 <TheRon> dear god!
55:00 <HEART-MOUZEN> heartymouzen
00:00 <HEART-MOUZEN> test
00:00 <HEART-MOUZEN> bunken lousen
00:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/KitchenFunWithMy3Sons/photos/a.371333696230783.86476.197742143589940/1084745804889565/?type=3&theater
00:00 <TheRiddler> stfu HEART-MOUZEN
00:00 <HEART-MOUZEN> heart bouzen
01:00 <HEART-MOUZEN> bonken larsen
01:00 <HEART-MOUZEN> touzen larsen
02:00 <HEART-MOUZEN> bunken
14:00 <frayedknot> hello
26:00 <Immutable> sup
31:00 <Immutable> should we reform Islam yay or nay?
32:00 <Immutable> personally I think the quaran was less about say god and more about a dildo it would make more sense
32:00 <Clarkson> Pieter ur the broke retard
34:00 <TheRon> he is retired
34:00 <HEART-MOUZEN> where is peiter baby
34:00 <HEART-MOUZEN> yummm so hopt
38:00 <HEART-MOUZEN> slut
38:00 <Immutable> is this word association?
39:00 <Immutable> femenist
39:00 <Immutable> feminist
40:00 <HEART-MOUZEN> shlunken boushen
42:00 <HEART-MOUZEN> fucken shit!
42:00 <HEART-MOUZEN> fucken !
42:00 <HEART-MOUZEN> i swore!
42:00 <HEART-MOUZEN> fuck shit
43:00 <HEART-MOUZEN> bonken larsen
43:00 <HEART-MOUZEN> im getting my life back
54:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
54:00 <TheRiddler> how annoying
57:00 <stebie> i know right
58:00 <dematerialised> i have vomit in my nose
00:00 <Immutable> woo
06:00 <TheRiddler> gross
11:00 <Moke> cum
13:00 <Zade> ok but give me a minute to get my pants down 
14:00 <Lumeah> Hi frayedknot 
20:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/v9lKQ.jpg nsfw phwoar
21:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/0NyWA.jpg lol wtf
24:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/lBoA1.jpg
24:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/P0KQO.jpg nsfw meow
30:00 <dematerialised> leukemia meds are no joke
31:00 <BlackDevil> find bindi irwin
07:00 <couleurs> Ah G'Day
17:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11180643_1481193362179352_5932002179550706020_n.jpg?oh=6d30a9a7aee7d46913a0fd1da94e0870&oe=56D77912
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/DAFUQPR/posts/1481193542179334
20:00 <TheRiddler> LOL luigi
20:00 <Sui> blagha
24:00 <dematerialised> im dying of cancer
24:00 <Immutable> next
25:00 <dematerialised> if any fine women want to marry me for my death insurance payout
25:00 <dematerialised> now is the time
27:00 <Serenity> how much are you worth
27:00 <dematerialised> 4.2 million
28:00 <Serenity> cool ill do it
28:00 <dematerialised> cool
28:00 <Serenity> ill even buy who a marble head stone
28:00 <Serenity> you
28:00 <dematerialised> aww thankyou
41:00 <British^Meat> weird, i figured Yoshi was more a zero suit samus fan
42:00 <dematerialised> yoshi is gay as fuck
42:00 <Clarkson> boil the fuck outta that pig
42:00 <dematerialised> what are you talking about
42:00 <dematerialised> luigi is clearly the one having fantasies about samus
44:00 <dematerialised> are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president, faux/
44:00 <dematerialised> ?
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