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04:00 <dematerialised> seems like it's trying to rain sezz
04:00 <dematerialised> got a few drops in the dust on my bin
04:00 <Serenity> yeah it was spitting when i was out in the garage before
04:00 <Serenity> few little dribblee then stopped
04:00 <TheRiddler> damn
04:00 <Serenity> dribbles
05:00 <dematerialised> interesting, my insurance has gone down
05:00 <dematerialised> win
05:00 <TheRiddler> I just realised that I may have no one to garantor my passport form
05:00 <TheRiddler> :(
06:00 <TheRiddler> my friend is on a nz passport
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> spunkyguy…. pics?
07:00 <TheRiddler> and the other ppl are either related by marriage or aren't on the electorial role
07:00 <TheRiddler> SpunkyGuy is on dodo
07:00 <Serenity> cant you ask a chemist or something
07:00 <TheRiddler> he'll probably crash it sending them
07:00 <TheRiddler> :p
08:00 <TheRiddler> have to be known for a year
08:00 <TheRiddler> over*
08:00 <Serenity> hmm
08:00 <TheRiddler> I was thinking work can do it
08:00 <Serenity> send it to dematerialised and then he can send it back lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> but maybe they might not be able to
09:00 <TheRiddler> or maybe doctor
09:00 <TheRiddler> gp even
09:00 <Serenity> dr will be able to
09:00 <TheRiddler> would they be willing to tho?
10:00 <Serenity> hmm dunno
11:00 <cherri_pie> wassup melbs
11:00 <cherri_pie> wheres fauz
11:00 <cherri_pie> faux
13:00 <TheRiddler> they also have to have a passport
13:00 <TheRiddler> with valid of 2 years left
14:00 <British^Meat> cannot change nick when in channel on MIRC but can change nick when in channel on Mibbit
14:00 <British^Meat> interesting
14:00 <TheRiddler> oh wait
14:00 <TheRiddler> it says or
15:00 <TheRiddler> on electorial role
15:00 <TheRiddler> I'll try work first
15:00 <TheRiddler> *roll
18:00 <British^Meat> godamn it, listening to some gran autismo after work drone on about Anime is so fucking mind numbing
33:00 <dematerialised> i've had enough now i want my share
33:00 <dematerialised> cant you seeeeeeeeeeeeeee
34:00 <Maurice> No, I'm legally blind
37:00 <Serenity> wtf its only 9:38
37:00 <Serenity> i thought it was close to 11
38:00 <Maurice> Nope, still early
52:00 <cherri_pie> anyone wanna talk about 2 pac
52:00 <Pac> lol
57:00 <cherri_pie> your name made me think of it
58:00 <cherri_pie> 2pac would be like 45 now
58:00 <cherri_pie> i dun think theres many rappers at that age anymore
58:00 <cherri_pie> except maybe fifty
58:00 <cherri_pie> 50 cent i mean
59:00 <cherri_pie> even fiddy is only 40 or something
59:00 <cherri_pie> hes still young
59:00 <thestig> hi cherrie_pie
59:00 <cherri_pie> omg
59:00 <cherri_pie> not you again
59:00 <cherri_pie> your a stalker man
59:00 <cherri_pie> i dont even like you
59:00 <thestig> haha
59:00 <cherri_pie> why do you keep talking to me
00:00 <thestig> cherri_poo
00:00 <cherri_pie> you stink like a piece of poo
00:00 <thestig> happy now?
00:00 <cherri_pie> oh sweet thanks for saying that
00:00 <cherri_pie> yeh im happy
00:00 <cherri_pie> coz your igged
00:00 <cherri_pie> :)
00:00 <thestig> haha like the girl igged u
00:00 <cherri_pie> lol what a dumb cunt
00:00 <cherri_pie> sif i can be fucked with this retard
00:00 <cherri_pie> thinks he can get my attention
01:00 <cherri_pie> that my friends is the definition of a piss ant
01:00 <thestig> seems like i got his attention
01:00 <prippit> prippit
06:00 <dematerialised> it's like watching two chihuahas fight
06:00 <prippit> that would be infinitely cuter
07:00 <dematerialised> terrifyingly cute
07:00 <dematerialised> creatures so small shouldn't be so ferocious
13:00 <Maurice> They're fucking ugly little rats
13:00 <Maurice> And chihuahas
14:00 <dematerialised> lol
15:00 <Serenity> steeeempy you eeeediot
16:00 <Maurice> Loved that show
16:00 <dematerialised> same
16:00 <dematerialised> whats a good place for lunch in freo?
16:00 <dematerialised> im thinking somewhere like the monk
16:00 <Maurice> Mexican Kitchen
16:00 <dematerialised> haha
17:00 <dematerialised> saw that coming
17:00 <Maurice> Did not
17:00 <Serenity> no idea
17:00 <Maurice> Joes fish shack is nice too
17:00 <Maurice> But I get steak
17:00 <Serenity> dont go there if i can help it
19:00 <Maurice> dematerialised, go to the Little Creatures shop and tell them you don't know which beer you like
19:00 <Maurice> You get a 'tasting plate'
19:00 <Maurice> Like 14 shot glasses off beer
19:00 <dematerialised> interesting
19:00 <Maurice> Of
20:00 <Maurice> Yeah, we went on our anniversary last year, I had to drive home..
20:00 <dematerialised> i dunno if the ladyfriend is into beers
20:00 <dematerialised> i know i am though
20:00 <dematerialised> specially little creatures
20:00 <Maurice> I had a sip of maybe 5 of them
20:00 <Maurice> He drank the rest
21:00 <dematerialised> lol
21:00 <Maurice> They put them on a tray in a circle, ending in cider, and give you a list of whats what
28:00 <TheRiddler> I read it as bears
30:00 <Serenity> mm circle of bears
36:00 <Maurice> Serenity, channel 22
36:00 <Maurice> She's on soooon
37:00 <WingedAngel> hello
37:00 <Maurice> Hi, asl?
38:00 <Serenity> i might youtube it tomorrow lol
38:00 <Serenity> too much effort to turn the tv channels over
38:00 <Maurice> Slacker
39:00 <dematerialised> ^
39:00 <Maurice> I set a reminder so it changed it for me
39:00 <Serenity> im watching netflix on the pc so ive gotra switch it from pc to tv
39:00 <Serenity> effort
41:00 <dematerialised> just had a shower, why is it every time you work on a car you end up with hidden cuts and shit
41:00 <dematerialised> my hand is all scratched up lol
42:00 <Serenity> hidden cuts the solvol helps you find
42:00 <dematerialised> yes
42:00 <Serenity> every time
42:00 <Maurice> I don't work on cars so I don't know
43:00 <dematerialised> you'd break a nail
45:00 <Maurice> My nails are indestructible
45:00 <Maurice> I just don't know how to fix cars
48:00 <Serenity> every time i work on a car i lose pre much all my nails
48:00 <Serenity> and a knuckle
49:00 <Maurice> Thats ok, you have plenty more knuckles
49:00 <Serenity> lol
50:00 <Serenity> god my shoulder muscles are so sore
51:00 <Maurice> If something needs fixing on my car, I'll be raising hell to Holden
51:00 <Maurice> My vagina muscles are sore, I'll massage yours if you massage mine
51:00 <dematerialised> that seems like a fair trade
51:00 <Maurice> Especially for me
52:00 <Serenity> deal
52:00 <Serenity> see u in 15
53:00 <Maurice> Swoit
53:00 <Maurice> See losers, thats how you score with a chick
53:00 <Maurice> Take notes
53:00 <NickMusic> Evening
54:00 <Maurice> Hi, asl?
55:00 <NickMusic> 23 m vic
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> 18 / f / melb
55:00 <NickMusic> oh wait. I'm 24 now. whoops.
55:00 <Maurice> 18? 24?
55:00 <Maurice> What is this fuckery
56:00 <NickMusic> What do you mean?
56:00 <Maurice> SHE'S ON SERENITY
56:00 <Maurice> Nobody on IRC is over the age of 20, how are you guys so old
56:00 <dematerialised> lol
56:00 <NickMusic> hahaha
57:00 <NickMusic> everybody on IRC is 30+ and under 20 at the same time.
57:00 <under> Im 24.
57:00 <NickMusic> Me to.
57:00 <dematerialised> im 57
57:00 <dematerialised> you young whippersnappers
57:00 <NickMusic> *shakes stick*
58:00 <NickMusic> oh wait. There's a command for that....
58:00 <under> NickMusic: where are you from?
58:00 <NickMusic> Ballarat.
58:00 <NickMusic> You?
58:00 <Maurice> I can't remember how old I am
58:00 <Maurice> Dementia
59:00 <NickMusic> Sometimes I worry I have super early onset dementia.
00:00 <NickMusic> But then I remember I'm just drunk.
00:00 <under> why in english you say how old are you and not how young are you?
00:00 <NickMusic> It's a race.
00:00 <NickMusic> That's why.
02:00 <Serenity> uh
03:00 <Serenity> I'm super hungry 
03:00 <NickMusic> Eat
03:00 <Maurice> Make me something too plase
03:00 <Maurice> Plase?
03:00 <Maurice> Fuck me, please*
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> later?
06:00 <Maurice> Ok, raincheck
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yay
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> early xmas present n' stuff
07:00 <Maurice> That'll be my only present
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah, i have to go to bed!
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> later peeps
08:00 <Maurice> Byeee
25:00 <Maurice> Larry Kind looks like he's been dead for 25 yrs
25:00 <Maurice> King*
08:00 <TheRiddler> there's a panty thief here
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
32:00 <NickMusic> melbourne
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks!
23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ahahaha what a loser
23:00 <ashleighxtrinity> he got.rekt
24:00 <British^Meat> indeed :)
24:00 <British^Meat> his best mate the guy above him who got banned is trying to grief me elsewhere :)
24:00 <British^Meat> Those crazy guys....
27:00 <Serenity> oh mayo n pliv holding dicks again?
29:00 <British^Meat> jah, double teamed me AdSA
29:00 <British^Meat> love it
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> they must have had a captive audience somewhere for a few months… now they're baccccccck
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> later peeps
35:00 <Serenity> thats some serious life goals there
36:00 <Serenity> online.. on a dying chat platform in the middle of the day on a thursday tag team trolling a dude they dont know
36:00 <Serenity> fuck im envious
36:00 <British^Meat> lol
36:00 <British^Meat> IKR
37:00 <British^Meat> like, even as a joke i cant be that retarded
37:00 <British^Meat> Something stops me from just acting like a complete cock, even on irc! i just cant do it
37:00 <British^Meat> I wonder what the secret is
37:00 <British^Meat> well, apart from being fucked in the head, u know
38:00 <Serenity> i just cant be bothered after like 5 minutes lol
38:00 <Serenity> i get bored
38:00 <British^Meat> and it just makes ME look like the loser
38:00 <British^Meat> not the other way around
38:00 <British^Meat> it astounds me these guys dont get that
38:00 <British^Meat> ah well
39:00 <Serenity> lol yeah i dont get how they dont see it but i figure the longer it takes them to figure it out the more entertainment we get
53:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <faux> my fav is when pliv is like IM GONNA CALL MAYO TO OWN U LOSERS
53:00 <faux> just owned yourself buddy.
04:00 <Serenity> haha he did that the other night i laughed for like 25 mins
05:00 <Serenity> he was threatening the pics thing and we're all.. well... we're waiting// YEAH HANG ON IM CALLING MAYO RIGHT NOW
05:00 <Serenity> ................
05:00 <JingleBalls> ITS VERY PINK
05:00 <British^Meat> dang i got that too!
06:00 <Serenity> i cant help what colour it is JingleBalls
06:00 <Serenity> oh..
06:00 <JingleBalls> lolol
06:00 <JingleBalls> filth
06:00 <Serenity> teehehe
06:00 <JingleBalls> i have sanding to do :(
06:00 <British^Meat> threatened to post my "star wars hoody" pic, and that "we should get picard, he has it"
06:00 <British^Meat> my gawd
06:00 <British^Meat> Not sure why id want my own picture, but ok
06:00 <Serenity> haha cause theyre too dumb to figure out why it makes them look stupid
13:00 <JingleBalls> careful she'll get a stiffy
14:00 <Serenity> :o
15:00 <thestig> hi sezzaa
15:00 <JingleBalls> stig
15:00 <JingleBalls> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/l/t31.0-8/12304275_10206120698790090_4333610808522325002_o.jpg
15:00 <Serenity> hey stiggz
15:00 <thestig> ooo nice
16:00 <thestig> squirting time!
16:00 <JingleBalls> something diff lol
16:00 <JingleBalls> hhaa
16:00 <JingleBalls> sanding time :/
16:00 <thestig> it is gona look good
16:00 <JingleBalls> hope so
16:00 <JingleBalls> cos i think the tyres on my 20s are jyst about done
16:00 <JingleBalls> *just
17:00 <thestig> oh shit
18:00 <JingleBalls> also
18:00 <JingleBalls> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v177/CrAzY_kAyLL/2ztgkys.png
18:00 <JingleBalls> tempting
21:00 <faux> mmm shallots n scrambled eggs
22:00 <thestig> hi snart
22:00 <faux> hai thur
24:00 <thestig> how are you?
28:00 <thestig> finally started to cool down a bit
31:00 <faux> im goodddd
31:00 <faux> ywah its cool here too phew
31:00 <faux> was chilly this morn
31:00 <faux> how u doin
34:00 <thestig> i am good tenks. oh how chilli was it. youve had some stinkers over there
45:00 <faux> wasnt too cold maybe 15
45:00 <faux> doodle would laugh at me
45:00 <faux> lol
45:00 <faux> but i woke up and me toes were like BRRR
46:00 <TheRon> we can be happy underground
02:00 <zaim> https://i.imgur.com/Mfc9jFf.gifv
09:00 <faux> lmfao
10:00 <faux> that is exactly how i picture chris irl
19:00 <thestig> loll BRRR toes
26:00 <TheRon> the first cut is the deepest, baby i know
46:00 <TheRon> wake up maggie i think i got something to say to you
50:00 <faux> shut up
50:00 <TheRon> ok
51:00 <TheRon> show us some boobs, i'll be quiet for hours
53:00 <TheRon> so dead in here
53:00 <Soda> TheRon grow up
53:00 <TheRon> where's the fun in that?
53:00 <Soda> diden't faux said shut up?
53:00 <ShadowLurker> no you wont there will be the sound of a thousand bananas being peeled all at once
53:00 <faux> yeah diden't she
53:00 <Soda> :P
53:00 <TheRon> soda no one listens to her
53:00 <Soda> indeed
53:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
54:00 <Soda> i'm sure you will soon or later, when you see you're self , ban :P
54:00 <faux> .
54:00 <TheRon> i'm so harmless me
54:00 <ShadowLurker> smells like troll
54:00 <faux> im not gonna ban him for singingto himself
54:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <faux> its all he does 
55:00 <ShadowLurker> pete the pelican
55:00 <TheRon> yep
55:00 <Soda> ? he sings? where the shower?
55:00 <faux> ? ?
55:00 <faux> ?m?m?mm?m?
55:00 <TheRon> me and my six friends
55:00 <TheRon> now it's 2
55:00 <ShadowLurker> SIX
55:00 <ShadowLurker> woah
55:00 <Soda> six?
55:00 <ShadowLurker> thats like 7 more than soda has
56:00 <faux> eheh
56:00 <Soda> ShadowLurker I dont have friends
56:00 <Soda> havent you heared?
56:00 <Soda> lol
56:00 <TheRon> i deleted all my facebook friends
56:00 <TheRon> they were douches
57:00 <Soda> This chick over here, said too some chick you called me a slut on facebook, i'm gonna fucking smash you, then the chick ran into subway, and , then the scurity guard was called, and yeah was funny
58:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off you
58:00 <Soda> was soo fucking, funny
58:00 <Soda> why fight over some bullshit over facebook in the real life
58:00 <ShadowLurker> cool story needs more dragons n shit
58:00 <Soda> lol ShadowLurker
58:00 <TheRon> nearly finished another friend
59:00 <faux>  havent you heared
59:00 <faux> diden't you heared
59:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
59:00 <TheRon> might have to go buy some new friends
59:00 <faux> ok we get it
59:00 <faux> youre drinking beer
59:00 <faux> stfu 
00:00 <TheRon> how did that dogwash go? :)
00:00 <faux> old man jks are annoying when im hangry
03:00 <faux> lmao
03:00 <faux> diden't you heared ive gone idel
04:00 <faux> helo its me
04:00 <TheRon> you ESL?
04:00 <faux> -- idel
04:00 <faux> heelellllooooo from the othersiiiide
05:00 <TheRon> who is you favourite x files character? mine the stretchy liver eating bloke
12:00 <TheRon> how many died in the school shooting?
12:00 <TheRon> did they get the gunmen
16:00 <dematerialised> how many died: not enough
16:00 <TheRon> can americans do anythign right?
17:00 <dematerialised> they're pretty good at fucking shit up
17:00 <dematerialised> and blowing shit up
17:00 <dematerialised> and shooting shit up
17:00 <dematerialised> funny that
17:00 <Clarkson> burn mother fucker
18:00 <TheRon> america, fuck yeah!
18:00 <dematerialised> this is a country that chucked a tanty and threw away a whole bunch of tea and then declared theirselves independent because they dare pay taxes
18:00 <dematerialised> its a country of hooligans i tell you
19:00 <faux> nom Chinese is here
19:00 <TheRon> this is a country that takes donald trump seriously
19:00 <TheRon> this a country that thinks a safe country is one where every bastard has a gun
20:00 <dematerialised> they hsould just set off all the nukes and start over
20:00 <simba> kill all jews
20:00 <dematerialised> kill all white men #blacklivesmatter
20:00 <TheRon> hot shower, hot shower!
21:00 <TheRon> couleurs is a racist son of a bitch
21:00 <Clarkson> yet he makes shit up
22:00 <couleurs> u beautey
23:00 <TheRon> couleurs it was said with love
24:00 <TheRon> BvB!!!!
24:00 <couleurs> Liverpool Fuseball Clube
24:00 <simba> 666666666
25:00 <TheRon> EVERTON!!
26:00 <couleurs> 6161616161
27:00 <couleurs> in other news
27:00 <couleurs> Taylor Swift - and her cats - are the most followed and popular Instagram stars of 2015 with a total of five pictures in the top 10 most liked list and 57.1 million followers.
27:00 <TheRon> fucking sneezing
27:00 <Clarkson> bring it bitch .:D
27:00 <simba> i follow her tbh
28:00 <couleurs> u r da .1
31:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fis-9Zqu2Ro
31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Official Trailer 2 [HD] Views: 381,474 Uploader: Warner Bros. Pictures Uploaded: Dec 3, 2015 Duration: 3m1s Rating: 4.77
31:00 <couleurs> DuDe, Check That 1 Out!!!!!!!
32:00 <simba> whoa gotta c if theres an xbox game of it to preorder 
32:00 <simba> whoa its that guy as bruce wayne
33:00 <couleurs> Looks Awesome!!!!!!!!
34:00 <simba> why is there always an autistic faggot secretary
35:00 <simba> LOOKRS ORSM MIDNIGHT SCREENING IN MELBOURNE
35:00 <couleurs> Yea Boi!!!!!!!!
35:00 <couleurs> xDDD
35:00 <simba> wait why is xena warrior princess at the end
36:00 <couleurs> idk, she's not in the title Batman v Superman v Xena it should be???
37:00 <simba> maybe its divock Origi
37:00 <couleurs> where's ice guy the 1 from batman and robin why isn't he in it he's my favourite 1
38:00 <simba> lol wonder woman
38:00 <simba> superman and wonder woman are gay as shit, only retarded stories about spider/bat retard heroes work
39:00 <simba> tarantino movie be out soon xD
40:00 <couleurs> might be good, better than star war Lol
42:00 <simba> boycott star war
42:00 <couleurs> 2015 was a shit year 4 movie
42:00 <couleurs> can't even remember what was good
43:00 <simba> 2015 was a gay year
43:00 <dematerialised> i'll take you to a gay bar
44:00 <simba> Dream On
44:00 <dematerialised> i've got something to put in you
44:00 <couleurs> TheYearofTheKlopp
44:00 <couleurs> and BvB bounce back
44:00 <couleurs> LFC bounce back comeing soon
46:00 <couleurs> teabaghashtag666
46:00 <simba> top of da tree by xmas
51:00 <couleurs> wHoOp WhOoP
51:00 <prippit> you didn't like the martian?
51:00 <prippit> dirty little dog
52:00 <couleurs> haven't sean it yet prippy
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <simba> the martian
54:00 <couleurs> Matt Deamon. 
54:00 <couleurs> illuminanty
54:00 <simba> Matt Demon - the second coming
09:00 <couleurs> :P
24:00 <Lumeah> Y noone talking 
27:00 <couleurs> haveing cyber sex :P
30:00 <Lumeah> Can't u multi task? 
35:00 <thestig> men cant multi task
37:00 <Lumeah> I know some can. 
38:00 <Lumeah> Ya just type with ya dick in ya hand. 
38:00 <Clarkson> and lets fuck off Gillard next
38:00 <thestig> that would be hard
48:00 <partay> hi dick 
48:00 <Clarkson> I just mean that bmw drivers are shit
50:00 <Zade> noted Clarkson, my next car will be a volvo then 
50:00 <Clarkson> dexter is fucking stupid fluff
52:00 <couleurs> :P
06:00 <partay> couleurs hows your bum for grubs?
47:00 <dematerialised> shouldnt you all be busy sucking whole milk out of your dogs pillowcase
47:00 <Immutable> is that the opening speach of a great man or a dildo
47:00 <Immutable> I don't know
49:00 <dematerialised> one time i chased a squirrel into a laundromat and then i couldn't find him
49:00 <Immutable> don't know if that's some sort of gay code
49:00 <milk> I raeped a cow
49:00 <Immutable> terrorist killed mah dog
50:00 <dematerialised> dont you touch my suspenders!
51:00 <Immutable> why do I only come on here when I'm drunk
51:00 <dematerialised> come on down where you can slam your own penis in the door of your luxury sedan
51:00 <Immutable> man in reality I'm a billion times better than you
51:00 <dematerialised> we've got deep fried water bears and horse wigs
51:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
52:00 <dematerialised> hallo TheRiddler
52:00 <milk> Gay men often find advanced technology attractive
52:00 <dematerialised> mexican sweetbread, we've got that in stock!
52:00 <Immutable> my ego doesn't collapse on irc for everyone to see
53:00 <dematerialised> anybody got a good woman? bring her down, i'll show her who's boss
53:00 <Immutable> I've got no more wine
53:00 <Immutable> :(
54:00 <dematerialised> i know how to handle a woman when she gets out of control
54:00 <milk> Gay porn
54:00 <Bonny> dematerialised are you single?
54:00 <dematerialised> no
54:00 <dematerialised> why?
55:00 <Bonny> cos with your attitude I'm amazed any woman would wanna be with you
55:00 <dematerialised> mums! bring down your new born babies, and i will pick up a brick, and hit your new born baby. with that brick
55:00 <dematerialised> come down any time, we will not run out of bricks!
56:00 <Immutable> he's trying to do a form of random trolling
56:00 <Immutable> pretty pathetic though
56:00 <dematerialised> no im just not responding to you retard
56:00 <Clarkson> but i dont understand what posting it a bunch of times is.. i mean, it would make more sense if he was trying to rick roll you with pieters penis
56:00 <dematerialised> go get "drunk" on "wine"
56:00 <dematerialised> and then come back to irc and talk about it
56:00 <Immutable> shit boy I already did what you told me to do
56:00 <Clarkson> ok cheesebung, I'll fucking screen shot it...
57:00 <Serenity> you shut your face
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol clarkson
57:00 <Clarkson> id tell my mum to fuck off if she whinged
57:00 <Serenity> you know who i miss
57:00 <Immutable> you must be some sort of master manipulator or something shiet
57:00 <Serenity> sausages
57:00 <dematerialised> i miss sausages too
57:00 <TheRiddler> splode
58:00 <Serenity> yeahh splodey too
58:00 <TheRiddler> yeah same
58:00 <TheRiddler> I  miss chicken
58:00 <dematerialised> i miss lamp
58:00 <Immutable> I miss femmefatale
59:00 <TheRiddler> umm
59:00 <Immutable> she was a true bitch
59:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
59:00 <TheRiddler> pw was good entertainment value
59:00 <TheRiddler> :p
00:00 <Serenity> didnt chicken have hot boobs
00:00 <dematerialised> anybode seen me mate b1?
00:00 <TheRiddler> yes
00:00 <Serenity> i may be remembering someone else
00:00 <Serenity> but
01:00 <Serenity> im pretty sure gs69azza banged her, or almost banged her
01:00 <TheRiddler> almost
01:00 <TheRiddler> probably
01:00 <TheRiddler> I know they lived in the same place
01:00 <Serenity> or like she wanted to but he didnt end up meeting up with her or something
01:00 <Serenity> i cant remember the story
01:00 <dematerialised> i remember talking to chicken
01:00 <dematerialised> good times
02:00 <Immutable> do you like the video games
02:00 <dematerialised> the real hard sons of samoa
07:00 <dematerialised> It's 7:06PM and the wind is a pleasant south westerly at 26km/hr
07:00 <Immutable> why don't you masturbate into the wind
08:00 <Immutable> >????
08:00 <Serenity> why dont you shut your ugly face you ham handed troglodyte
08:00 <Serenity> sorry...
08:00 <dematerialised> :O
08:00 <dematerialised> such vulgarity!
09:00 <Immutable> didn't realise Serenity and dematerialised were baefriends
09:00 <dematerialised> Bonny for the record I am a handsome, charming individual
09:00 <dematerialised> irc is my longdrop shitter
09:00 <dematerialised> anything goes here
09:00 <Immutable> you're not the best that ever was
10:00 <Immutable> so stop playing like you are
10:00 <dematerialised> i dunno I am pretty good
10:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.byojet.com/AJAX_SetSearch.asp?id=1&promo=100-OD-Buy1Get1Free&Referrer=BYO10312
10:00 <Immutable> evidence suggests otherwise
11:00 <dematerialised> i am genuinely concerned that those flights might be on a plane with only one wing TheRiddler
11:00 <Serenity> bae means poo
11:00 <Serenity> so dematerialised and i are poofriends
11:00 <dematerialised> thankfully Immutable "Meeting the online persona requirements of Dr Immutable" isn't a KPI I need nor desire to adhere to
12:00 <dematerialised> I am sorry I haven't lived up to your expectations.
12:00 <Immutable> or your own expectations
12:00 <dematerialised> scraping the barrel there Immutable
12:00 <Serenity> how do you know what his expectations were
12:00 <Serenity> are
12:00 <dematerialised> work that high wit of yours
12:00 <dematerialised> let it shine through
13:00 <Serenity> we see your trueee cooolourrs shiinningg throughh
13:00 <dematerialised> be the guiding light this channel sorely needs
13:00 <dematerialised> i once had a dildo put in my bum by an ex and when it came out it was covered in poo
13:00 <dematerialised> true story
14:00 <dematerialised> she had to throw it out
14:00 <Immutable> yeah I have never had weird sexual experience but thanks I live vicariously through you 
14:00 <dematerialised> That's a shame
14:00 <dematerialised> What's it like living in your parents house at the age of 30?
15:00 <dematerialised> Have you hit puberty yet?
15:00 <Immutable> its pretty good I mean
15:00 <Immutable> free something am I rite
15:00 <Immutable> just kid just kid
16:00 <Immutable> I live in glebe 
16:00 <Serenity> whwy is a dildo in the bum a weird seexual experience
16:00 <Serenity> you soud like a virgin
16:00 <dematerialised> pretty sure he is
16:00 <Serenity> fuck this keyboard
16:00 <dematerialised> he also keeps associated me with dildos
16:00 <dematerialised> like, is that meant to be an insult?
16:00 <dematerialised> or is there some kind of latent homosexual desire he's trying to express
16:00 <Serenity> i think he thinks it is
16:00 <dematerialised> i mean im pretty sexy
16:00 <Immutable> I think you two should leave your partners/hands and fuck
16:00 <dematerialised> i understand if he wants to do bumstuff with me
17:00 <Immutable> and leave me out of your irc love affair
17:00 <dematerialised> just have to ask
17:00 <Serenity> Immutable are you confusing two people not being utter ham wallets to each other as a sexual relationship?
17:00 <Serenity> if so i can understand your social issues
17:00 <dematerialised> haha
17:00 <dematerialised> ham wallet
18:00 <Immutable> he's sucking your dick right now Serenity 
18:00 <Immutable> if anyone else can't see that
18:00 <Immutable> well
18:00 <Immutable> ....
18:00 <dematerialised> I think Immutable might not be seeing the forest through the trees
18:00 <dematerialised> if you catch my drift
18:00 <Immutable> how can you suck two dicks at once?
18:00 <ashleighxtrinity> <Serenity> whwy is a dildo in the bum a weird seexual experience
19:00 <ashleighxtrinity> Serenity, you're the best :)
19:00 <TheRiddler> Immutable has irc fantasies
19:00 <dematerialised> vivid ones at that
19:00 <dematerialised> involving dildos
19:00 <Clarkson> but i get away with shit
20:00 <dematerialised> who roos short of a paddock
20:00 <dematerialised> two even
20:00 <Immutable> man you try too hard
20:00 <Immutable> nobody cares
20:00 <Serenity> no one else can see it Immutable because its not there, I think you may be projecting your list of dematerialised onto me because you want him to like you more than he does
21:00 <Serenity> that is however not my problem so I need you to calm down a little
21:00 <dematerialised> i like Immutable
21:00 <faux> lmao
21:00 <dematerialised> he's cute
21:00 <ashleighxtrinity> rofl
21:00 <dematerialised> its like an angry snail
21:00 <Serenity> and by list i meant lust
22:00 <Immutable> all I can invisage is Serenity with some kind of dildo and dematerialised sucking on it
22:00 <Immutable> scary
22:00 <dematerialised> nah she'd be putting it in my bum probably
22:00 <Serenity> I have many dildos does this bother you?
22:00 <Clarkson> he was crying and shit
22:00 <dematerialised> this time there wouldnt be any poo on it though
22:00 <dematerialised> i've learned my mistakes
22:00 <Serenity> haha
23:00 <dematerialised> learned from even
23:00 <Serenity> now i have to fucking go back to coles
23:00 <Serenity> bbs
23:00 <dematerialised> why do i keep missing entire words lol
23:00 <dematerialised> bring back icecream plz
23:00 <Serenity> ok
23:00 <dematerialised> ty
24:00 <Immutable> do I even need to be here?
24:00 <dematerialised> you need to take stock and re-evaluate your life
24:00 <Serenity> you absolutely do not
24:00 <Immutable> that was absolutely the next thing I was going to say dematerialised we are in total agreeance there
26:00 <dematerialised> HaS aNYoNe SeeN MY MaTe B1?
29:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/QHKyXSu.jpg
30:00 <TheRiddler> it's december
30:00 <dematerialised> indeed, this year has gone way too fast
30:00 <TheRiddler> late night shopping all month
30:00 <TheRiddler> that too
32:00 <dematerialised> i notice DPAW says the gap is still closed, but this time due to a bushfire
32:00 <dematerialised> why do i get the feeling that's bullshit lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> nah
33:00 <TheRiddler> it looked smokey outside
33:00 <dematerialised> fair enough
34:00 <dematerialised> google maps updated the satellite view, you can see the new path/road to the lookout
34:00 <dematerialised> looks like they have chopped up/removed a whole bunch of rocks
41:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/P21GzLLtF1U
41:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: How NOT to fit a wiper blade Views: 8,676 Uploader: Jamie Shepherd Uploaded: Aug 27, 2015 Duration: 0m21s Rating: 5.00
41:00 <couleurs> bloodey ell mate, that's special.
42:00 <dematerialised> lol
42:00 <dematerialised> that's awesome
44:00 <faux> and stay otut
44:00 <faux> also out
45:00 <Bonny> lol
45:00 <dematerialised> is that greek or something
45:00 <TheRiddler> you need to change the ban
45:00 <TheRiddler> because you ban nightowl too
45:00 <dematerialised> nah i like it
45:00 <dematerialised> keeps the bellends out
46:00 <dematerialised> get a real irc client scrubs
46:00 <TheRiddler> - great wall of china
46:00 <TheRiddler> keeps the bellends out
46:00 <dematerialised> the great wall of +b
46:00 <dematerialised> haha
47:00 <faux> who the fuck is even nightowl
47:00 <faux> lol
47:00 <faux> good English 
47:00 <TheRiddler> a reg
47:00 <faux> is he hot
47:00 <TheRiddler> no idea
48:00 <dematerialised> asking the real questions
48:00 <TheRiddler> ask sezz
48:00 <faux> ifno one knows theb im going with no
48:00 <faux> so he xan stay oit too
48:00 <faux> ye
48:00 <TheRiddler> I kept thinking it was a she
49:00 <dematerialised> cant be i've not tried to get nudes from it yet
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <Serenity> i have no idea who it is
51:00 <Serenity> why ask me
51:00 <TheRiddler> oh
51:00 <TheRiddler> who does
51:00 <dematerialised> woohoo
51:00 <dematerialised> thanks babe
52:00 <Serenity> npz sugartits
52:00 <Serenity> now bra off for the third fucking time today
52:00 <Clarkson> i wouldnt have known i was gay if i hadnt dated you
52:00 <Serenity> gee thanks clarkson you cunt
52:00 <Clarkson> dogs can be perfectly placid and if they feel like you are threatening their pack they'll bite your nutsack
52:00 <dematerialised> lmao
54:00 <Serenity> my ex got really offended once cuase i got with a chick after him. hes like.. far out was i that bad i turned you into a leso? im like.. you're assuming you were the last person i slept with.. for some reason he got even more upset
54:00 <dematerialised> haha
54:00 <dematerialised> oh dear
54:00 <Serenity> boys are so sensitive sometimes
55:00 <dematerialised> i know my penis is sometimes
55:00 <prippit> there's nothing more insecure than a room full of straight men
56:00 <dematerialised> correct
56:00 <Serenity> i wonder why
56:00 <dematerialised> because they're all secretly curious about whether or not they like things in their bum
57:00 <Immutable> I have an e-meter up my ass to ward off scientology demons
57:00 <prippit> feeling threatened, trying to out-bro each other, because they care so much how they look
58:00 <Serenity> sounds gay
58:00 <dematerialised> pretty homoerotic
58:00 <Serenity> OMG Confessions
58:00 <Serenity> 11 mins ·
58:00 <Serenity> ANON BOX #6208
58:00 <Serenity> My confession is I shower every night, but every morning I wake up, my undies are all wet and gooey with a very distinctive smell?😕 I don't what it is? Plus every time I have doggy style with my bf he covers my bum and says that it stinks. We always have sex after my showers? Does anyone know where to buy like some superman soap for my problem. Fucksakes
58:00 <dematerialised> what on earth
58:00 <faux> lmao
58:00 <faux> ewwwwwww
59:00 <Serenity> looool
59:00 <faux> COVERS MY BUM
59:00 <dematerialised> i need to go scrub my eyeballs
59:00 <faux> peeyeeww bitch
59:00 <faux> u nasty
59:00 <Serenity> Tiara Tui-Mckay I read somewhere that it could be from the semen and discharge from your vagina mixing together causing an odour. Depending on how high or low the alkaline levels in your vagina are since semen is acidic the two don't mix well. Just a thought if its nothing else. Good luck, though a smelly odour usually is a sign something is wrong. So best to check it out smile emoticon
59:00 <Serenity> gets full skirmish
00:00 <dematerialised> lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <Serenity> holy hell wheres JingleBalls
01:00 <Serenity> i found his gf
01:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12308601_1636953863248501_7765687662179403244_n.jpg?oh=83612bcd883e068cbd587b55255f60d7&oe=56EF465E
01:00 <dematerialised> probably asleep
01:00 <TheRiddler> that's some huge backboobs
02:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12289501_1636954023248485_657237381967056139_n.jpg?oh=c9f9eb2482750f8eb18e397c7d3de713&oe=56DFEF8A
02:00 <dematerialised> my boobs have gotten bigger
02:00 <dematerialised> i need to start exercising
02:00 <Serenity> yooge back tittays
02:00 <Serenity> dont exercise, its evil i tels ya
02:00 <faux> like ok
02:00 <faux> youre fat
02:00 <Serenity> i can barely move today lol
02:00 <faux> but wear somethinf appropriate
02:00 <faux> jesus
02:00 <dematerialised> lol
03:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11254574_1636954046581816_7662148136838620097_n.jpg?oh=dcb140a5f0a359e32db56afcbb76f64b&oe=56E69E45
03:00 <Serenity> loooooool
03:00 <faux> lol :(
03:00 <dematerialised> shed probably look fine if she dressed properly
03:00 <faux> yeah
03:00 <faux> shes chub
03:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12295514_1636954119915142_5813840239479023062_n.jpg?oh=eeccefe6829ff4aa577437d28506c8d6&oe=56E56F78
03:00 <Serenity> dem brows on fleek shaniqua
03:00 <dematerialised> lol
03:00 <faux> i want one of those ride on thingies 
03:00 <TheRiddler> ppl of walmart
03:00 <faux> imagine how fun theyd be
03:00 <faux> id just run everyone iver
04:00 <TheRiddler> I tried 1
04:00 <faux> my grandma has one
04:00 <TheRiddler> they're not fun at all
04:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12308372_1636954236581797_1849656752885824417_n.jpg?oh=e8d95001deeaccd5827af76856f7c5db&oe=56E0E378
04:00 <faux> she talks on the phone and drives
04:00 <faux> im like ur such a rebel
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <dematerialised> dat ass
04:00 <faux> uh
04:00 <faux> stop it i just ate
04:00 <dematerialised> lol
05:00 <Serenity> i found Immutable's mum too
05:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/12274622_1636954356581785_3422695300470517136_n.jpg?oh=3c166532265d338f7ebe0108f69ae803&oe=56F43484
05:00 <faux> that looks like Pieters mrs
05:00 <dematerialised> i was about to say nah she'd have a ciggie in her mouth
05:00 <dematerialised> then i saw she was holding one
05:00 <dematerialised> lol
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <faux> ywans
06:00 <dematerialised> i tink you mean lies down in your grave
07:00 <Immutable> heh
08:00 <Immutable> you can't come up with anything random or creative
08:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
08:00 <dematerialised> ty for letting us know
08:00 <TheRiddler> random or creative
08:00 <Serenity> i just found a pic that will kill faux
08:00 <Serenity> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12347832_837661103022272_5454597547157434990_n.jpg?oh=2384ba1d8c16a7735982aa310a3f473f&oe=56E3E057
08:00 <Serenity> dont click it faux it will give you a panic attack
08:00 <dematerialised> haha
09:00 <TheRiddler> it's original or creative
09:00 <partay> wtf is that?
09:00 <dematerialised> seriously though thats just outrageous
09:00 <faux> but now i have to
09:00 <faux> bracing myself
09:00 <dematerialised> did she deliberately go into an abandoned crack house
09:00 <Serenity> its fucking gross
09:00 <faux> OMG
09:00 <TheRiddler> is that mel
09:00 <dematerialised> OH
09:00 <faux> WHAT THE FUCKINF ACTUAL DICK OF CHRIST
09:00 <Serenity> ahahah dont say i didnt warn you
09:00 <dematerialised> OHHHH
09:00 <dematerialised> TheRiddler that was savage
09:00 <faux> can she fuckinf not
09:00 <Immutable> I'm awesome
09:00 <partay> does faux have a clean OCD?
09:00 <faux> lmaooo is that mel
09:00 <Serenity> You're a fucking moulded pil of smegma Immutable
10:00 <faux> that was horrid
10:00 <Serenity> +e
10:00 <dematerialised> a moulded pill too
10:00 <Serenity> that works
10:00 <dematerialised> that your mother should have taken as a suppository
10:00 <Serenity> smegma pill for all your daily needs of cock cheese
10:00 <TheRiddler> Immutable sounds like mental most times
10:00 <Immutable> maybe I'm double awesome
10:00 <dematerialised> is that random or creative enough Immutable?
10:00 <dematerialised> please respond
11:00 <Immutable> no? lol?
11:00 <TheRiddler> I suspect we've been invaded with trolls from 4chan
11:00 <dematerialised> Immutable isnt a troll
11:00 <dematerialised> he's just cognitively deficient
11:00 <dematerialised> +c
11:00 <Immutable> wat
11:00 <dematerialised> +t
12:00 <Immutable> u wat m8?
12:00 <dematerialised> you'll figure it out dont worry
13:00 <Immutable> u wat m8?
14:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/1yCpr.jpg nsfl
14:00 <dematerialised> no
14:00 <dematerialised> pleaes god no
14:00 <dematerialised> :(
15:00 <TheRiddler> it's a woman's butt used as a burger bun
15:00 <Immutable> I think dematerialised is a homosexual robot from the distant future
15:00 <dematerialised> dematerialised is a bot on AustNet
15:00 <Serenity> holy fucking shit
15:00 <Serenity> no ty
22:00 <faux> cherrrriiii
22:00 <dematerialised> is a faggottttt
22:00 <faux> leave it alone
22:00 <partay> no time is a good time for cherriii
22:00 <TheRiddler> him
23:00 <faux> shoosh im not done pretending hes a lesbian
23:00 <Clarkson> loll fuck off beeeh
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <faux> u fuk off clarky
23:00 <Clarkson> i do have padded bras which gives the impression i have larger boobs
23:00 <faux> oh ok
23:00 <faux> pix clarkson
23:00 <Clarkson> as much sex and drugs as you want
23:00 <Maurice> Same Clarkson
23:00 <Clarkson> Dreg's, it's fucking rubbish. 
23:00 <faux> k
23:00 <TheRiddler> clarky trap
23:00 <Clarkson> you're too shit to troll me
23:00 <faux> loool
23:00 <TheRiddler> :(
24:00 <dematerialised> you don't have enough badges to train me clarkson
24:00 <Clarkson> beehhh: No one wants to see your butt fucking ugly ass face
24:00 <faux> k goodnight :*
24:00 <TheRiddler> night faux
24:00 <dematerialised> nini fox
24:00 <Serenity> nini
28:00 <JingleBalls> ninissssssssssss
29:00 <Serenity> rooodles
29:00 <Serenity> hows the rimz
29:00 <TheRiddler> rimz job
29:00 <JingleBalls> lol
29:00 <JingleBalls> same sa before
29:00 <JingleBalls> as
29:00 <JingleBalls> primer tomorrow paint on sat
30:00 <cherri_pie> fobzta 
30:00 <cherri_pie> fuck man
31:00 <cherri_pie> i miss that cunt
31:00 <Clarkson> well lucky i'm a lesbian cos i drive an excel
31:00 <cherri_pie> he was one of the originals of irc
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <cherri_pie> before all you fuck heads took over
31:00 <cherri_pie> what a shame i didnt even see him
31:00 <dematerialised> yeah well my dick is bigger
32:00 <Serenity> most of us were here way before you got gutter slime
32:00 <dematerialised> i
32:00 <Serenity> +here
32:00 <dematerialised> have been here since the great netsplit of 2001
32:00 <Serenity> im doing your thing and missing entire words now
32:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <dematerialised> lol
33:00 <dematerialised> its the meth
33:00 <Serenity> must begood batch today
33:00 <dematerialised> quite
33:00 <TheRiddler> meth ice-cream
33:00 <TheRiddler> ice cream
33:00 <dematerialised> eyes cream
36:00 <Serenity> ive just seen the dumbest thing on the internet today
37:00 <dematerialised>  jerome's linkedin?
37:00 <Serenity> someone asking why those shooters in america arent being labelled terrorists.. theyre muslims.. of middle eastern decent they should be being called terrorists not gunment
37:00 <Serenity> -t
37:00 <dematerialised> haha
37:00 <Serenity> i cant even..
37:00 <dematerialised> FUCKEN MUSLEMS
38:00 <Serenity> 'dey r frum da middle eass y rnt dey beyun cauld terarists'
39:00 <prippit> if they're brown they're terrorists, if they're white they're mentally ill
39:00 <dematerialised> correct
41:00 <Maurice> Went out for lunch today and Cam got meatballs and goes 'want to taste my balls?' people at the next table heard :/
41:00 <dematerialised> you would have done it there and then
41:00 <dematerialised> dont lie
41:00 <Maurice> Who said I didn't..
41:00 <dematerialised> ;)
42:00 <dematerialised> lol fb showed me your comment on that page sezz
42:00 <dematerialised> "this sure looks like a twin event"
42:00 <dematerialised> whaaaaaat
43:00 <Serenity> yuhhh
43:00 <Serenity> they are morons
43:00 <Serenity> mm meatballs
43:00 <Serenity> i wanna give making chicken meatballs a go
44:00 <Maurice> Yum
44:00 <Maurice> I want to make cheese ones
44:00 <Maurice> As in shove cheese inside normal ones
44:00 <Serenity> i wonder if i can put chicken tits in my food processor
45:00 <LolliesSentInTheMail> Where is Jerome?
45:00 <LolliesSentInTheMail> Best bloke on austnet
56:00 <dematerialised> if you wanna eat a big mouthful of sand then come down here and I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FACE
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