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00:00 <JingleBalls> ffs
00:00 <faux> is it becsuse shes african american and prone to hugh blood pressure
00:00 <faux> lmao
00:00 <dematerialised> lol
00:00 <JingleBalls> we could have been something sarah
00:00 <faux> why did that make menlaugh so much
00:00 <Serenity> dude you're being skirmish right now more than me
00:00 <faux> WHO
00:00 <JingleBalls> WHAT
00:00 <Serenity> yOU YOU FUCKING CUNT
00:00 <JingleBalls> lol
00:00 <faux> HOW
00:00 <JingleBalls> i mean
00:00 <JingleBalls> lol.
00:00 <Serenity> Ha Ha Ha.
00:00 <JingleBalls> i was just typing that
00:00 <faux> I lold so hard at how serious your reply was
00:00 <Maurice> You forgot to mention your 47inch calves
01:00 <Serenity> well it was a throw away comment that you made me answer seriously to
01:00 <faux> LOL
01:00 <JingleBalls> calm donw
01:00 <JingleBalls> down
01:00 <faux> im ot laughing at you ok
01:00 <JingleBalls> whoahhhhhhhhhhhhhh nellies
01:00 <faux> i just found it hilair
01:00 <faux> like the fresh prince
01:00 <faux> of hilair.
01:00 <Serenity> DOODLE SHUT UP I WILL KILL U
01:00 <JingleBalls> lool
01:00 <JingleBalls> NO
01:00 <JingleBalls> lol
02:00 <Maurice> Ole!
02:00 <JingleBalls> es muy muy importante
02:00 <faux> just get your guitar out and stfu
02:00 <JingleBalls> dum dumm dummm
02:00 <Serenity> robs really in the cartel
02:00 <faux> lmao
02:00 <JingleBalls> colombian necktie ya
02:00 <faux> is that our recruitment video
02:00 <JingleBalls> yes i'm sending it to al jazeerah too
03:00 <JingleBalls> so they will take us srsly
03:00 <faux> hehe
03:00 <Serenity> godddddddddd this dumb bitch on my fb shes the daughter of a friend but shes like 24..
03:00 <Maurice> Can we hold up flags
03:00 <JingleBalls> rainbow ones
03:00 <faux> jazeerah means carrot in arabic
03:00 <JingleBalls> lol
03:00 <faux> ok i lied its jazra 
03:00 <Serenity> her bf bashes her.. shes pregnant with kid number 3 to as many dads... and every week its like OMG HES A CUNT HE BASHED ME I HATE HIM
03:00 <faux> but it sounds cool
03:00 <Serenity> 2 days later... theyre back together
03:00 <Serenity> fuck off.
03:00 <JingleBalls> uh
03:00 <faux> oh
03:00 <Maurice> You should kill her
03:00 <Maurice> For the sake of everyone else
03:00 <partay> god bless white trash
03:00 <JingleBalls> hyuk
03:00 <Serenity> who said she was white
04:00 <JingleBalls> is she yellow
04:00 <Serenity> yes!
04:00 <faux> simpsons
04:00 <JingleBalls> wait no black and blue
04:00 <Maurice> I got my nails done yesterday and got crosses on them, and I lost one today
04:00 <Maurice> Now I'm lopsided
04:00 <dematerialised> god bless white trash
04:00 <Maurice> The other cross is gonna make fisting an issue
04:00 <JingleBalls> oh
04:00 <JingleBalls> kay
04:00 <JingleBalls> then
04:00 <Maurice> Just in time
04:00 <faux> pics of nails
04:00 <JingleBalls> pics of ur butt
04:00 <partay> pick of fisting
04:00 <JingleBalls> lol
04:00 <JingleBalls> ruined it
04:00 <Maurice> One at a time, sheesh
05:00 <JingleBalls> no all 3 simultaneously
05:00 <faux> yeah pix of ur butt
05:00 <JingleBalls> k go
05:00 <JingleBalls> and yours
05:00 <Maurice> Ok I just took a pic, guess what item i chose
05:00 <faux> youve seen mine
05:00 <faux> urs now
05:00 <JingleBalls> show me more of it
05:00 <faux> k
05:00 <JingleBalls> woo
05:00 <Serenity> two days ago she was carrying on about how his whore ex can have him hes fucking her anyway blah blah blah.. now she loves him more than anyone on da erf
05:00 <partay> faux has an amazing oyster 
05:00 <Serenity> hnngg
05:00 <JingleBalls> i will turn it into an elf
05:00 <Serenity> block
06:00 <faux> LMAO
06:00 <dematerialised> she must of been given another bag of dank kush
06:00 <JingleBalls> she sounds dreamy sezz
06:00 <faux> Elf butt
06:00 <JingleBalls> haha
06:00 <faux> im picturing my butt where my face is
06:00 <faux> .
06:00 <JingleBalls> ye
06:00 <partay> poor kids
06:00 <JingleBalls> thats the idea
06:00 <Maurice> faux, whatsapp
06:00 <faux> linglinglinggg
06:00 <faux> k
06:00 <Maurice> Fisting pic incoming
06:00 <JingleBalls> crikey
07:00 <Maurice> Might wanna clear some space on your harddrive
07:00 <faux> lmao
07:00 <Serenity> i might go do some weights
07:00 <JingleBalls> dont be stupid
07:00 <Maurice> ^
07:00 <Serenity> why is that stupi8d
07:00 <partay> ^
07:00 <Serenity> -8
07:00 <JingleBalls> i dunno i just felt like stirring u
07:00 <Maurice> I felt like agreeing
07:00 <Serenity> ill put my foot in your arse in a minute
07:00 <faux> pox
07:00 <JingleBalls> heheee
08:00 <faux> px
08:00 <faux> oxx
08:00 <faux> .
08:00 <Serenity> iive been marathoning that 70s show
08:00 <partay> have a toastie and give ShadowLurker some head instead
08:00 <JingleBalls> faux wants an ox
08:00 <Serenity> uh no thanks
08:00 <faux> ymoron
08:00 <JingleBalls> wait no
08:00 <JingleBalls> i think she has tourettes now
08:00 <partay> now?
08:00 <JingleBalls> usually its only when she is on the shitter
09:00 <Maurice> I think you'll find the correct spelling is turrets
09:00 <Maurice> Silly JingleBalls
09:00 <JingleBalls> oh sorry
09:00 <Serenity> tuffets
09:00 <JingleBalls> does she also have a moat?
09:00 <faux> holy shit
09:00 <Maurice> Is a moat.. like a boat?
09:00 <partay> tourettes
09:00 <Serenity> fuck you guys im gonna go lift so youse can be mirin
09:00 <JingleBalls> lol i knew u were gonna say that
09:00 <faux> just farted and i swear the curtains moved
09:00 <partay> close Maurice
09:00 <JingleBalls> LOL
09:00 <Maurice> Helen I hope
09:00 <JingleBalls> prrrt
09:00 <Maurice> Helen Mirrin
09:00 <JingleBalls> swish
10:00 <faux> lmao
10:00 <faux> swish
10:00 <JingleBalls> nuthin but curtain
10:00 <faux> rofl
10:00 <Maurice> Thanks for that partay
10:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't have known otherwise
10:00 <faux> press 8 to ban partay
10:00 <partay> i know.. im here to help
10:00 <JingleBalls> its actually spelt churetz
10:00 <partay> just like assburgers 
11:00 <Maurice> I've seen so many people on FB spell it turrets
11:00 <dematerialised> its actually spelt chorisos
11:00 <partay> 8
11:00 <JingleBalls> its actually spelt chlamydia
11:00 <faux> omg doodle
11:00 <faux> did u see laat night
11:00 <JingleBalls> wut
11:00 <faux> stuffz said
11:00 <JingleBalls> i did see last night
11:00 <faux> "jena se qua"
11:00 <faux> lmfao
11:00 <JingleBalls> LOL
11:00 <faux> amsy and i cried
11:00 <dematerialised> jena se qua
11:00 <JingleBalls> good grief
11:00 <faux> worse than bona betit
11:00 <JingleBalls> jerna say kwaits obv 
12:00 <partay> i remember making that call and i stand by it 
12:00 <JingleBalls> even kylie minogue could spell it
12:00 <partay> amateur porn is high on the list of quailty viewing 
12:00 <dematerialised> is she dead yet?
12:00 <JingleBalls> nearly
12:00 <dematerialised> like isnt she 94 or something
12:00 <JingleBalls> yep
13:00 <dematerialised> it's amazing
13:00 <JingleBalls> her gold lame hotpants will be dragging on the ground
13:00 <faux> thanks i grew it myself
13:00 <dematerialised> what rubbing semen into your skin can do for aging
13:00 <faux> oh
13:00 <JingleBalls> jerna say kwa
13:00 <faux> lmao
14:00 <JingleBalls> rooster is asleep on my jocks
14:00 <faux> pix
14:00 <JingleBalls> sux2b him
14:00 <faux> r they on
14:00 <JingleBalls> lol i'm not wearing them
14:00 <faux> oh
14:00 <JingleBalls> no
14:00 <faux> pfft
14:00 <faux> wait
14:00 <faux> r u wearing any
14:00 <JingleBalls> he's in the laundry sink
14:00 <JingleBalls> lol sif
14:00 <JingleBalls> i'm not that kind of girl
14:00 <dematerialised> i accidentally put up a pic of me in me jocks this afternoon
15:00 <dematerialised> only k9 saw it
15:00 <dematerialised> so its ok
15:00 <faux> pix
15:00 <JingleBalls> also
15:00 <dematerialised> nah u had ur chance
15:00 <JingleBalls> wtf would i let a cat on my lap with no lants on
15:00 <JingleBalls> suicide
15:00 <JingleBalls> er pants
15:00 <faux> i had no chance i just heard of thus now
15:00 <faux> lants armstrong
15:00 <JingleBalls> loool
15:00 <JingleBalls> lants pantstong
16:00 <faux> oh
16:00 <JingleBalls> lost it
16:00 <faux> no.
16:00 <faux> lmao
16:00 <dematerialised> there is a freckle on my arm that the sunburn is going around
16:00 <dematerialised> i tink i have cancer
16:00 <faux> i tink not
16:00 <JingleBalls> get well soon
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> CUT your arm off
16:00 <dematerialised> ty
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> geeze
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> and get a hook
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> chicks will dig it
16:00 <JingleBalls> wait
16:00 <dematerialised> k9 did u actually notice my green undies?
16:00 <JingleBalls> real cancer or lance pantstrong cancer
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no, should i have.
17:00 <dematerialised> nah
17:00 <faux> lmao
17:00 <dematerialised> it was pretty obscure
17:00 <dematerialised> my fat gut was in the way
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> could been naked and flashed yo dick
17:00 <dematerialised> could have
17:00 <faux> show us this pic
17:00 <faux> or stfu
17:00 <JingleBalls> pls dont
17:00 <faux> tysm
17:00 <dematerialised> er no
17:00 <faux> y
17:00 <faux> dontbe racist
17:00 <dematerialised> its because you're brown
17:00 <JingleBalls> it will only fuel my fantasies
17:00 <faux> .
17:00 <faux> im whiter than paper
17:00 <JingleBalls> she is
17:00 <faux> have u seen me as an elf
18:00 <dematerialised> haha
18:00 <JingleBalls> lol
18:00 <JingleBalls> we call her lil whitey
18:00 <JingleBalls> at the workshop
18:00 <Maurice> ShadowLurkers elf legs look better than mine
18:00 <faux> i can use liquid paper as foundation
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> classy
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <JingleBalls> EY LIL WHITEY
18:00 <faux> something is buzzinf in the room and im about to kill myself
18:00 <dematerialised> maybe next time fox
18:00 <faux> big ass fly
18:00 <faux> show me now
18:00 <JingleBalls> ass fly
18:00 <faux> dont be selfish
18:00 <faux> .
19:00 <JingleBalls> dont let it near ur ass
19:00 <faux> ill go o sleep unhappy
19:00 <faux> do u want that
19:00 <faux> do u.
19:00 <Maurice> Uh oh
19:00 <dematerialised> if i show you my underwear that means i have to show sezz my penis
19:00 <dematerialised> it just snowballs out of control
19:00 <JingleBalls> whoah
19:00 <faux> shes already seen it
19:00 <JingleBalls> she has seen all the ladies penises
19:00 <Maurice> Shes seen everyones
19:00 <Liinda> speaking oflady penis, where is beehh these days?
20:00 <JingleBalls> died
20:00 <faux> farted again hopefully itll kill this fly
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> dead
20:00 <Maurice> I bet she has a collage somewhere of penis and boobs, tranny style
20:00 <JingleBalls> overdose
20:00 <dematerialised> beeeh is dead
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
20:00 <dematerialised> overdosed
20:00 <dematerialised> oh soz
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> too much cock
20:00 <dematerialised> i was alt tabbed
20:00 <JingleBalls> on tranny cock
20:00 <JingleBalls> lol 
20:00 <faux> bee died
20:00 <JingleBalls> stop it
20:00 <faux> etc
20:00 <faux> are wedone
20:00 <JingleBalls> no
20:00 <dematerialised> but he did actually overdose on cock
20:00 <faux> now show me unfies
20:00 <dematerialised> and died
20:00 <faux> udie
20:00 <faux> udies
20:00 <faux> .
20:00 <JingleBalls> ok
20:00 <JingleBalls> wait
20:00 <dematerialised> haha
20:00 <Maurice> She means undies
20:00 <JingleBalls> i have to put some on
20:00 <faux> ye
20:00 <dematerialised> ^
20:00 <Liinda> least he died from something he loved
20:00 <Maurice> Luckily I can speak midget
21:00 <faux> lmao
21:00 <faux> fuk
21:00 <faux> u
21:00 <dematerialised> oh snap
21:00 <faux> cunr
21:00 <faux> t
21:00 <faux> .
21:00 <JingleBalls> CUNRT
21:00 <JingleBalls> .
21:00 <Maurice> (she means fuck and cunt)
21:00 <dematerialised> haha
21:00 <dematerialised> !
21:00 <JingleBalls> lol
21:00 <faux> and stay out
21:00 <Maurice> BYE PARTAY
21:00 <faux> i think my fart made the fly angroer
21:00 <faux> angrier*
21:00 <dematerialised> do you want black, grey, green or blue undies faux
21:00 <JingleBalls> you just fuelled it up more
21:00 <faux> its headbutring the wall
21:00 <faux> um
22:00 <JingleBalls> its hyper
22:00 <faux> grey
22:00 <Maurice> Do you think my neighbours would find me weird if I used the trampampoline while the kids are at school
22:00 <faux> yes
22:00 <JingleBalls> yes
22:00 <dematerialised> ok brb
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> hell no
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> do it!
22:00 <Maurice> They'd be outside doing adult shit and they'd see my head appearing every now and then
22:00 <faux> but im sure they already find you weird
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
22:00 <dematerialised> hmm faux how do i send it to you
22:00 <JingleBalls> they already see your head bobbing up and down in cam's car anyway
22:00 <dematerialised> im not putting it on imgur
22:00 <Maurice> Cam has played on it, surely I can
22:00 <faux> idk u deleted me off fb
22:00 <Maurice> And also on the trampoline..
22:00 <faux> drop box
22:00 <dematerialised> lol im certainly not sendin it on fb
22:00 <faux> how else u gonba send it then
23:00 <faux> golly
23:00 <Maurice> Send it to me, I'll pass it on
23:00 <dematerialised> im wondering is faux is srs lol
23:00 <faux> about what
24:00 <JingleBalls> ur relationship with dematerialised
24:00 <faux> what now
24:00 <JingleBalls> the love u share
24:00 <Maurice> Don't confuse her
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://dangerousminds.net/comments/vintage_japanese_young_persons_guide_to_sex
24:00 <Maurice> I know it's easy to do
24:00 <faux> its 27 outside wtfffff
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> very imformative 
24:00 <faux> can it cool down already
24:00 <JingleBalls> like u Maurice?
24:00 <faux> i wanna sleep
24:00 <JingleBalls> easy to do
24:00 <JingleBalls> i mean
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know so hot
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> must polish husbands shoes
24:00 <Maurice> Damn skippy ;)
25:00 <faux> -shoes +knob
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
25:00 <Maurice> I read it as most Polish husbands shoes
25:00 <JingleBalls> 5.7 here
25:00 <Maurice> Like he was from Poland
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <JingleBalls> going to be 3 overnight
25:00 <faux> wtf dodole
25:00 <faux> gice it tocme
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> no jap sex guide
25:00 <JingleBalls> welcome to summer
25:00 <Maurice> DODOLE DODOLE, INTERNET THAT FLIES
25:00 <JingleBalls> loool
25:00 <faux> lmao
25:00 <faux> funny cos hes $9.90 a month also
25:00 <Liinda> wtf 
25:00 <JingleBalls> :o
25:00 <JingleBalls> i am not
25:00 <faux> ty
26:00 <JingleBalls> ty
26:00 <Maurice> Lol
26:00 <faux> oh
26:00 <JingleBalls> i have an xmas special
26:00 <faux> pix
26:00 <JingleBalls> rofl
26:00 <faux> also
26:00 <Maurice> It's so special, he pays us
26:00 <faux> ive decided what i wantfor my pressie this yr doodle
26:00 <JingleBalls> ok tell me what it is so i can say no
26:00 <faux> can you wrap ur peenie in tinsel and put a little santa hat on it
26:00 <JingleBalls> no
26:00 <Maurice> Omg
26:00 <Maurice> YES
26:00 <faux> whyyyy
26:00 <JingleBalls> i will get penis cancer
26:00 <faux> dont be a magnificent cunt
27:00 <faux> magnificunt
27:00 <Maurice> Be a regular one instead
27:00 <JingleBalls> that tinsel is made in china by children not for genital use
27:00 <faux> lmao
27:00 <faux> fine hang ballsnoff it
27:00 <faux> ..
27:00 <JingleBalls> u no put on dik
27:00 <faux> wait
27:00 <faux> just the santa hat then
27:00 <faux> maybe some googly eyes
27:00 <faux> a sleigh.
27:00 <Maurice> I have an ornament with my name on it, if you want to hang that off it
27:00 <faux> few reindeer
27:00 <JingleBalls> ok i'll just go to the dick santa hat shop and pick one up
27:00 <faux> DSHS
28:00 <JingleBalls> lolol
28:00 <faux> hahahahahahahahahhhahaaaaa
28:00 <JingleBalls> ok Maurice
28:00 <JingleBalls> wait
28:00 <JingleBalls> does it say Maurice
28:00 <Maurice> Yes, so be prepared to be weighed down
28:00 <JingleBalls> olawd
28:00 <faux> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=santa+hat.for.dicks&client=ms-android-samsung&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiQrYWO4rrJAhWiJaYKHY4BBKEQ_AUICCgB#imgrc=WEVWC4SgHQ6W4M%3A
28:00 <JingleBalls> also wtf faux reindeer
28:00 <Maurice> faux, you'll like this http://www.buzzfeed.com/angelospagnolo/things-my-dick-does#.xq9RLQlwl
28:00 <Maurice> Doodle, you might not
29:00 <JingleBalls> lol santa hats
29:00 <Maurice> Rofl I clicked this by accident when I opened that link http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/xmas-tuggie.jpg
29:00 <JingleBalls> good grief
29:00 <JingleBalls> you've burst Bonny's connection
29:00 <faux> thats what i just linked!!!
30:00 <faux> also maurice that rules
30:00 <faux> the things my dicl does
30:00 <faux> lma
30:00 <faux> o
30:00 <Maurice> Oh, your link opened up the search options for santa hat for dicks
30:00 <Maurice> I feel weird typing that
32:00 <Maurice> Hot
32:00 <JingleBalls> I'M NOT FINISHED YET
32:00 <Liinda> night
32:00 <JingleBalls> did we offend Liinda
32:00 <Maurice> THEN GET A WRIGGLE ON
32:00 <Serenity> weee jelly arms
33:00 <Serenity> [9:19pm] <dematerialised> if i show you my underwear that means i have to show sezz my penis - pff ive seen it more than enough ty
34:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
34:00 <dematerialised> i'll take that as a definite you're done then
34:00 <dematerialised> :P
34:00 <Serenity> yep
34:00 <Serenity> im done
35:00 <faux> r u naked
36:00 <dematerialised> i am, dunno bout sezz
36:00 <faux> lesstypingmore pix
36:00 <Serenity> im not
36:00 <dematerialised> i dunno if i can trust you fox
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <faux> ohxok
36:00 <Serenity> my arms are too jelly to take my clothes off
36:00 <faux> this is why you have a husband 
36:00 <ShadowLurker> ill do it
36:00 <faux> aka john lennon
37:00 <Serenity> rofll
37:00 <faux> lol one of the first times i smoked weed i cried so hard cos i realised john lennon was dead
37:00 <faux> was horrible
37:00 <Serenity> if i lose less than a kilo this week im burning all the gym equipment to the ground
37:00 <Serenity> ROFL @ you..
37:00 <faux> dont do that
37:00 <Serenity> big
37:00 <Serenity> SMALL
37:00 <faux> LOL
37:00 <faux> oh deaf
38:00 <faux> dear
38:00 <Serenity> that was so funny
38:00 <faux> what a mess
38:00 <Serenity> i was so worried about you haha
38:00 <faux> i drank too
38:00 <faux> i was mfucked
38:00 <faux> -m
38:00 <Serenity> you were wrecked
38:00 <faux> how embarrassing
39:00 <Serenity> gud tiems
39:00 <faux> lol
46:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12301745_2580304988683342_7085768228090900471_n.jpg?oh=82fac03f298c5439fc09b47d7dc05b7f&oe=56D56678&__gda__=1458223897_831652c12881e5e1863616a64bdaa711
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <Serenity> fb keeps trying to get me to add my ex.. fuck right off
56:00 <dematerialised> lol
09:00 <dematerialised> ... and...
09:00 <dematerialised> scene.
10:00 <Maurice> Thanks Jack
10:00 <thestig> welcome
12:00 <faux> nothing personally 
12:00 <thestig> hi maurice hi sezzaaa
12:00 <thestig> hi faux
12:00 <faux> hi
12:00 <Maurice> Heya Charlie
14:00 <Serenity> erro
15:00 <faux> i just wanna sleeeeee
15:00 <faux> p
15:00 <faux> but its so damn hot
15:00 <faux> sweatin like a donkey
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just want an air con suit
17:00 <faux> lolwe turned it off
17:00 <faux> idk why
17:00 <faux> its 1:20 an still 23 degs
17:00 <faux> ridic
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> i thought it would rain
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> NOPE
17:00 <faux> tomoz i think
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> cunting weather
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH i hope
17:00 <faux> thy said a cool change at midnight
17:00 <faux> fucking liars
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <Serenity> you'd never cope over here haha
18:00 <faux> yeah prob not
18:00 <Serenity> 23 at night is almost winter in summer time here
18:00 <faux> whattt
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
18:00 <faux> yuck omg
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> there is a cool breeze here
18:00 <thestig> 34 morrow
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> I CAN FEEL IT
18:00 <faux> yeah every 20 mins
18:00 <thestig> 18 in my room
18:00 <faux> i get  a tiny amount of wind 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL @ faux
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> bout that
19:00 <Serenity> like 45 degreedays where it goes down to like 33 over night lol
19:00 <faux> cant wait to go home
19:00 <faux> ill crank me aircon nonstop
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> where are you now?
19:00 <faux> im thinking of going back nezt week
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> out fucking west
19:00 <faux> staying at dads
19:00 <Serenity> how are you feeling faux
19:00 <Maurice> Summer can eat a bag of dicks
19:00 <faux> no diferent tbh :/
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol several 
19:00 <Trevor> out west you say
20:00 <Serenity> oh
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's up with you faux? (flu thing?)
20:00 <Serenity> not sure if good or bad
20:00 <faux> nah
20:00 <faux> check other chan sez
20:00 <Serenity> kk
21:00 <JingleBalls> racist
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is
22:00 <JingleBalls> she is 
22:00 <Serenity> i hurted my toe on my walk today :(
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> ouch
23:00 <Serenity> impromtu walk so didnt have my fkn ankle/foot straps on
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> the child's toe is still healing - looks heaps better than it has 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah crap!
24:00 <Serenity> oh yay for healing
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yah… bout fuckin' time
25:00 <Serenity> toes seem to take forver to heal
25:00 <Serenity> well feet in general
25:00 <thestig> i got my foam rollers today
25:00 <Serenity> ooh
25:00 <JingleBalls> for your hair?
25:00 <thestig> nah lol
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> for your pubes?
25:00 <JingleBalls> lol
26:00 <thestig> sif have pubes lol
26:00 <JingleBalls> are they an xmas gift for ur mum
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
26:00 <faux> KATE
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> (i was thinking pubes)
26:00 <faux> I HEAR RAIN
26:00 <faux> .
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas
26:00 <thestig> http://img1.zcdn.com.au/lf/50/hash/28816/11632840/4/Everfit-Foam-Roller.jpg
26:00 <faux> SPRINKLES
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> ma the rains are ere
26:00 <faux> Lma
26:00 <faux> o
26:00 <thestig> they are for massage
27:00 <JingleBalls> you're going to stick them in ur butt arent u
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> er no rain ere
27:00 <faux> youll catc up
27:00 <faux> h
27:00 <faux> hhhhh
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it's actually chilly here
27:00 <JingleBalls> lol
28:00 <thestig> haha nah you roll up and down on it to massage leg muscles or back
28:00 <faux> lucky cunt
28:00 <Maurice> I'm currently outside and my nipples turned to diamonds
28:00 <Maurice> Nice breeze
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <JingleBalls> its still 5 here
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want to do that trick
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> bling bling
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda like the goose that laid the golden egg
29:00 <faux> night cunts
29:00 <JingleBalls> day penises
29:00 <faux> lma
29:00 <faux> o
29:00 <JingleBalls> hehee
29:00 <faux> :*
29:00 <JingleBalls> i should go to bed too
29:00 <JingleBalls> ninisssssssss
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> so should I
31:00 <Serenity> niniii
31:00 <thestig> nininininininini
31:00 <Serenity> lestigz
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> *waits for rain*
33:00 <Maurice> See you in 5, JingleBalls
33:00 <Maurice> Make that 30
34:00 <thestig> jingle jingle 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> lo
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> l
18:00 <zoopzoop> get stoned
26:00 <Trevor> yeah Bonny 
27:00 <Bonny> yeah yeah
28:00 <alienated> fuck i feel sick
28:00 <Maurice> I bet it's aids
29:00 <alienated> yes from your  mum
29:00 <Maurice> I don't have a mum
29:00 <alienated> yeah whatever 
30:00 <Maurice> Don't whatever me you giant twat
30:00 <Clarkson> i just hate feeling like a fucking whore the next day
30:00 <Maurice> She left when I was little
30:00 <alienated> fuck you gay cunts
31:00 <Serenity> go deep throat a machete you vacuous pile of sheep shit
31:00 <Maurice> Excuse you
31:00 <Maurice> I am not gay
31:00 <Bonny> lol Serenity
32:00 <Bonny> I'm gay.. I'm happy
33:00 <Bonny> my fave icecream is gaytime
33:00 <Maurice> Do you know, I don't think I've ever had a gaytime
33:00 <Bonny> it's yummo
33:00 <Bonny> been around for years
33:00 <Maurice> I went to get my maxibon out of the freezer tonight, only to find it missing and the wrapper in the bin
33:00 <Maurice> Stupid men
33:00 <Bonny> I remember when I used to have it as a kid
33:00 <Bonny> lol
34:00 <Bonny> I used to love fags till they changed the name to fads
34:00 <Maurice> That sucked
35:00 <Maurice> And those choc ones that were 'New York' or 'Chicago'
35:00 <Bonny> it pisses me off that they have taken the colours of the rainbow and have it as their flag
35:00 <Bonny> yeah
35:00 <Maurice> Oh the rainbow thing doesn't bother me
35:00 <Bonny> it bothers me
35:00 <Maurice> Rainbows are happy, so are poofs
35:00 <Bonny> lol
36:00 <Bonny> that's why they're called gays
36:00 <Maurice> I'm cool with that
36:00 <Maurice> I love gays
36:00 <Bonny> yeah same
36:00 <Bonny> great ppl
37:00 <Serenity> oooooh i hit 1000km on MFP today
37:00 <Maurice> Mother Fucking Penis?
37:00 <Bonny> lol
37:00 <Serenity> my fitness pal lol
37:00 <Maurice> Well thats a letdown
37:00 <Bonny> that's a lot of kms
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <Maurice> But good going!
38:00 <Serenity> 1005 to be exavy haha
38:00 <Serenity> exact
38:00 <Bonny> :)
38:00 <Maurice> EXAVY
39:00 <Bonny> ex navy
39:00 <Serenity> i could have got to like adelaide by now or something
39:00 <Bonny> why?
39:00 <Maurice> Adelaide is great
39:00 <Bonny> hate the state
39:00 <Maurice> Reminds me of Mod Fam when Phil was doing his thing and was 'walking' to Canada
39:00 <Bonny> city of churches and high crime rate
39:00 <Serenity> distance i meant, but its further than i thought
40:00 <Serenity> half way to adelaide
40:00 <Bonny> ahh ok
40:00 <alienated> sex
40:00 <alienated> sexual 
40:00 <alienated> sexy 
40:00 <alienated> sexiest 
40:00 <Maurice> Fuck off
40:00 <Bonny> lol
41:00 <Bonny> he is pretty vile
41:00 <Maurice> At this point I'm thinking he was born brain dead
42:00 <Bonny> he was left holding the door open when god was handing out brains
35:00 <prippit> prippit
18:00 <faux> ok
03:00 <thestig> morning kate
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> morning
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
21:00 <BlackDevil> Sup bro
21:00 <BlackDevil> wanna have a go
21:00 <BlackDevil> well go
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> dont flip yo wig!
18:00 <faux> sikm8
18:00 <faux> sik subwoofer
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> fully
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Speaking about fully sik stuff… transendental meditation is pretty awesome!
37:00 <JingleBalls> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg
37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: PSY - DADDY(feat. CL of 2NE1) M/V Views: 9,205,267 Uploader: officialpsy Uploaded: Nov 30, 2015 Duration: 4m6s Rating: 4.72
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh geeze
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> The husband showed me that this morning…..
39:00 <JingleBalls> how awesome is it
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah no… not really
40:00 <JingleBalls> heheee
40:00 <JingleBalls> i want a combover mullet
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.someecards.com/life/fashion-beauty/glitter-pits/
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> YABIA
47:00 <faux>  ffs
47:00 <faux> can people stop glittering up their hairy bits
47:00 <faux> first roots.. then beards.. now pits
47:00 <faux> hooray
49:00 <faux> lol @ the fat chick
49:00 <faux> YOU DONT EVEN HAVE ARMPITS
49:00 <faux> fuck off.
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> when is it going to rain! ?
06:00 <Trevor> fat bitches do the rain dance
06:00 <Clarkson> once i saw a bogan bitch giving head to a drugfucked looking pieter cunt at a train station
10:00 <faux> it rained last night here
10:00 <faux> didnt sleep til 2:30 was disgustingly hot
11:00 <faux> cool breeze outside today phew
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> it didn't rain here :(
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> but yeah there is a cool breeze
13:00 <faux> damn
13:00 <faux> i could so  nap rn
13:00 <faux> i had 3 hours sleep wahh
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> Trevor, you appear to know a lot about fat chicks. One could assume you have a secret penchant desire for larger ladies! 
13:00 <British^Meat> hah
13:00 <British^Meat> or he is one
13:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, i didn't sleep that well.
14:00 <faux> im gonna read and hopefuly thatll put me to sleep
14:00 <faux> i been avoiding uni work for 3 days
14:00 <faux> .
14:00 <faux> you cant make meeeee
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> but I had the strongest coffee this morning…. can't sleep if i tried.
14:00 <faux> oh dear
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're still doing uni? I finished a while ago, thankfully!
15:00 <faux> i am in indeed
15:00 <faux> i had to drop my last unit when i was in hosp
15:00 <faux> lucky you
15:00 <faux> i wont finish for a while methinks i been doing it part time
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah! I would have got some kind of…. special consideration / extention. 
15:00 <faux> i cbf talking to anyone
16:00 <faux> i was in pain 
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol i hear ya.
16:00 <faux> alright im gonna go read! the dude in my book killed a girl and ate her skin
16:00 <faux> nom!
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've got 3 more subjects to go!
16:00 <faux> oh fun good luck :)
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh! nom nom
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> later
16:00 <faux> bai
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> bai bye felicia
19:00 <British^Meat> what are you studying Kat?
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> B. social science - welfare
22:00 <Serenity> holy frickkkk
22:00 <Serenity> 10 mins on the bike to gooo halllppp
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> GAH! YOU CAN DO IT!
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> I went for a walk this morning…. so that's my exercise for the day… I think i'm too speedy to attempt gym equipment 
24:00 <Serenity> the last 10 mins is the hardest lol
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> yes! 
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> legs burning… it's totally a mental thing vs physical pain
24:00 <Serenity> yuh
25:00 <Serenity> my legs are buuurrrnnningg
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> physical pain wins for me… i'm like fuck that
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> off
25:00 <Serenity> hahah
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> or my vadge or butt becomes numb
25:00 <Serenity> i did three 'workouts' yesterday
25:00 <Serenity> gonna try again today
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> BLOODY HELL
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Good on you!
25:00 <Serenity> bike, walking, weights
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sporty spice!
25:00 <Serenity> haha i wish
26:00 <Serenity> i wanna drop another 5 by christmas day
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> Noice!
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think i'll aim for 5kgs by the end of dec.
29:00 <Serenity> should be pretty easy on duro hey?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> If i continue to cheat with duro…. prob 10 LOL
29:00 <Serenity> hahah
29:00 <Serenity> do it!
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, i'd rather not!
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> but it gets you motivated to go to the gym! WEEEEEEE
30:00 <Serenity> 3 mins hnngg
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> In other news…. my best friend growing up has come out and is a lesbian…. Seriously didn't even know! 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> given i haven't seen her for like a bazillion years… 
34:00 <Serenity> yaaaaaassss done!
34:00 <Serenity> and oooh lesbian
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yay...
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> and yeah…. a les…. good on her she appears loved up n' stuff….
38:00 <Serenity> the only thing i find sad about when people come out like that is that they felt they had to wait so long to do it
38:00 <Serenity> and wonder if theyve been really unhappy in the mean time
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, i was thinking that....
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> She was with a guy for ages, and had a kid…. the kid is like 12 - 13 ish
39:00 <Serenity> wonder what the kid thinks
39:00 <Serenity> although kids are usually more open than adults
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, they are lol
41:00 <Serenity> omg my legs are throbbing lol
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
49:00 <ShadowLurker> throbbin
52:00 <JingleBalls> hurtn 4 a squirtn
56:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
56:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont have to answer to you
56:00 <ShadowLurker> you aint my bitch
57:00 <ShadowLurker> so ... shit
57:00 <Serenity> who the fuck are you talking to
57:00 <ShadowLurker> JingleBalls
57:00 <Serenity> what
57:00 <Serenity> i think im missing sometyhing
58:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKkvlnnBb6A
58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 40 Year Old Virgin - Ho Fo Sho / Hurtin' For A Squirtin' Views: 40,648 Uploader: Doug Davis Uploaded: May 30, 2013 Duration: 1m35s Rating: 4.89
58:00 <ShadowLurker> hurtin for a squirtin
58:00 <JingleBalls> i think i might buy a ps4
58:00 <JingleBalls> since i dont use my penis anymore
58:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
58:00 <JingleBalls> oo that rhymes
59:00 <JingleBalls> xmas present for myself
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
59:00 <Serenity> ohhhhhh the movie
59:00 <Serenity> nvm
59:00 <Serenity> i think im lacking carbs my brain isnt working
59:00 <ShadowLurker> havin a day off
59:00 <Serenity> you dont need a brain to lift
00:00 <JingleBalls> look at gs69azza
01:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
01:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.pornmd.com/live-search this is fascinating! 
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> live porn searches LOL
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> "preggo smoking" yah hawt!
06:00 <Serenity> lolll just what i wanted in my porn
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> Totes!
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> Just like to point out that according to ze site, bbw porn ranks 4th in global searches…. YAS fatties 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> So…. if you're a fat teen into cum the world is your… oyster apparently LOL!
10:00 <JingleBalls> lol
10:00 <Serenity> rrrrrrofl
10:00 <Serenity> gross
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <Serenity> urgh i need to go to the shop
24:00 <Serenity> do not want
46:00 <gs69azza> I haz a brain
46:00 <gs69azza> and you need a brain to lift...
46:00 <gs69azza> mind muscle connection is required
47:00 <gs69azza> I actually mentally prepare myself for each work out
47:00 <gs69azza> ANNNND there is a massive amount of science behind
47:00 <gs69azza> it
04:00 <Serenity> it was a joke dude
04:00 <Serenity> plz dont be skirmish
20:00 <dematerialised> faggots
27:00 <gs69azza> lol
45:00 <Serenity> gs69azza go for my run for me
45:00 <Serenity> ty
07:00 <Abortion> The key word in bbw is beautiful
16:00 <ashleighxtrinity> I thought it was woman
19:00 <thestig> thats at the end 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> how'd it get to be 4.20!
20:00 <JingleBalls> 420
21:00 <JingleBalls> wooo
21:00 <faux> time
21:00 <thestig> home time for kate 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've been home all day
21:00 <faux> pix
21:00 <JingleBalls> lol
21:00 <faux> u 2 jingly balls
21:00 <faux> get on it
21:00 <thestig> what kind of pix
22:00 <JingleBalls> nudes
22:00 <faux> lmaooooo
22:00 <faux> @ that
22:00 <faux> paul looks high af
22:00 <faux> idk stiggy get creative
22:00 <JingleBalls> haha
22:00 <faux> draw some eyes on ur peenie
23:00 <JingleBalls> lol
23:00 <thestig> write faux on cock
23:00 <Clarkson> I don't wanna see Pieter's boobs
23:00 <faux> is it big enough
23:00 <faux> lowloalzoz
23:00 <thestig> oh snapp
24:00 <thestig> i duno ask jingle balls
24:00 <faux> i jk
24:00 <JingleBalls> what who
24:00 <faux> doodle can write the bible out on his dick
24:00 <JingleBalls> lol asif
24:00 <faux> fine
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <faux> only psalms
24:00 <JingleBalls> 'in the beginning'
24:00 <faux> lmaoo
24:00 <faux> and god said
24:00 <faux> let tere be
24:00 <faux> pllp
24:00 <JingleBalls> knob
24:00 <faux> ehehe
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> just draw a $100 note on it
25:00 <faux> watch yo money growwww
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> and ask the ladies do they wanna blow $100 bucks
25:00 <dematerialised> i like to draw air-to-air refuelling markers on women and then roleplay my fantasy as a fuel boom technician
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <faux> wtf demat
25:00 <faux> wheres my undoes pox
25:00 <dematerialised> nah
25:00 <faux> selfish!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <faux> oh
26:00 <JingleBalls> in my desk drawer faux
26:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <JingleBalls> wait that means u dont have any on
29:00 <JingleBalls> pix
29:00 <JingleBalls> spread eagled will do thanks
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <JingleBalls> u too katatonic_kate01, whip em off
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> haw haw - when you whip it out
31:00 <JingleBalls> i already have
31:00 <JingleBalls> how quickly u forget
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> recently… *rolls eyes*
32:00 <JingleBalls> oh well jeez be more specific
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
34:00 <faux> omgosh
34:00 <faux> its so beautoul outaide
34:00 <faux> lol i sound like an import
34:00 <faux> beautiful outside*
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> put the crack pipe down
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
34:00 <faux> the breeze is amazing
35:00 <faux> holy fuck yum
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> hmmm not here yet
35:00 <faux> move out west
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <faux> jk.
35:00 <faux> gross
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> highly unlikely 
39:00 <thestig> so when does the picture exchange take place
40:00 <thestig> faux can go first 
41:00 <JingleBalls> i already have my knob out
41:00 <JingleBalls> and the satin sheets and fan going
41:00 <JingleBalls> for the shoot
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> bahahahaha
41:00 <thestig> lolll
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics or it's not true
42:00 <JingleBalls> lol the photographer isnt here yet
42:00 <JingleBalls> she is looking for her undies
42:00 <dematerialised> sorry still buying the plane ticket
42:00 <JingleBalls> lol
42:00 <dematerialised> i need to find a bigger lense
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
42:00 <faux> hehe
42:00 <JingleBalls> :o
42:00 <faux> pox
42:00 <faux> i
42:00 <faux> .
42:00 <JingleBalls> poxi
42:00 <faux> ipox
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> *waits*
48:00 <faux> yeah wtf
48:00 <faux> all these hold outs
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
48:00 <faux> GET YA GOODS OUT LADS
49:00 <faux> speakin of goods
49:00 <faux> the hot neighbour is shirtless again
49:00 <faux> i was gettin the mail and almost tripped and died because i was drooling excessively 
50:00 <thestig> faux u have to share too
50:00 <thestig> my pic is done 
50:00 <faux> im not sharing him sorry
50:00 <faux> oh
50:00 <faux> what pix do u want
51:00 <thestig> took ages to stick this microscope onto iphone
51:00 <faux> lmao
52:00 <faux> you need a panoramic lens for my vagina
52:00 <Clarkson> Serenity 4?? your porn streaming must be aweful
52:00 <faux> i hsve a family of 5 living in there with furniture and a 50 inch tv
52:00 <thestig> i have a wide angle telescope if u need it
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <dematerialised> crack em boys!
53:00 <faux> loll
53:00 <Serenity> leave me alone clarkson
54:00 <Clarkson> <Picard> <loltraktor> best time ive ever had when i was 11 my dad fucked me in the arse why i sucked uncle pete`s cock
54:00 <faux> ok
54:00 <faux> lordy
54:00 <dematerialised> that is just how Picard thinks
54:00 <faux> clarksons airing everyones secrets today
54:00 <Clarkson> spewing the shit
54:00 <faux> yeah
54:00 <faux> pllp
54:00 <faux> all da shits
54:00 <Clarkson> theres been a lot of zombie shit lately
55:00 <faux> oh ok
55:00 <faux> clarkson make stig show me his peenie
55:00 <Clarkson> and make me do shit
55:00 <faux> IM TRYINT CLARKSON 
55:00 <Clarkson> "Why the fuck would he say that!"
55:00 <faux> Fu
55:00 <thestig> loll
55:00 <dematerialised> V I D E Y A   G A M E S
55:00 <faux> my eyeballs are dry
56:00 <faux> i need some eye loobz
56:00 <dematerialised> you need some jizz in your eye
56:00 <faux> i think mine are old though
56:00 <faux> pllp
57:00 <dematerialised> 38 degrees atm
57:00 <dematerialised> its quite warm
57:00 <Serenity> its lovely as in here
58:00 <dematerialised> yeah humidity is only 15%
58:00 <Serenity> yuh
58:00 <Serenity> meant to go up tonight tho
58:00 <Serenity> possible storm in the am
58:00 <dematerialised> the breeze has just hit the coast
58:00 <dematerialised> so it will get muggy soon
00:00 <Serenity> perth now ran an article yesterday morning about the upcoming 'scortcher' that we're gonna get this summer.. with up to 2 40 degree plus days a week to be expected... everyones like. soo.. a normal summer then?
00:00 <dematerialised> lol yeah
01:00 <dematerialised> 40 degrees? better not wear my suit jacket then
01:00 <Serenity> haha yer
01:00 <Serenity> i still wear long pants on a 40 degree day lol
01:00 <Serenity> tho depends, if its humid im a mess
02:00 <faux>  ewww
02:00 <faux> :(
03:00 <faux> i wear dresses in winter
03:00 <faux> hate pants
03:00 <faux> soso much
03:00 <dematerialised> dresses are nice
03:00 <Serenity> i might be diff next summer when i have smaller legs
03:00 <dematerialised> i wish more girls wore them
03:00 <Serenity> but for now i just cover up
04:00 <faux> get maxis!
04:00 <faux> theyre so flattering
04:00 <faux> and u dont have to shave your legs
04:00 <faux> lollll
04:00 <Serenity> aha
04:00 <Serenity> long dresses annoy me so much tho
04:00 <Serenity> maybe its cause i dont wear them tho
05:00 <faux> hmm
05:00 <faux> idk
05:00 <faux> i luff all dresses
06:00 <faux> i bougut this cute skater one but i didnt try it on 
06:00 <faux> and i guess i underestimated me butt
06:00 <Serenity> oj i love skater dresses
06:00 <faux> cos its a bit short
06:00 <faux> so i was like ff...
06:00 <faux> wearing this at home then
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <Serenity> ive never been able to wear one but i love how they look
06:00 <faux> yeahtheyre adorbs
06:00 <faux> andi love that most have sleebes
07:00 <faux> sleeves
07:00 <faux> lol
07:00 <faux> you know what i wish i could wear without lookijglike spongebob
07:00 <faux> shift dresses
07:00 <faux> but they give no defintion
08:00 <faux> i just look like a square 
08:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
08:00 <Serenity> yeah you have to be like very thin to pull those off
08:00 <dematerialised> what on earth is a shift dress
08:00 <Serenity> not much shape in the hips etc
08:00 <faux> i have 2 but theyre not v flattering
08:00 <dematerialised> arent dresses just dresses?
08:00 <faux> no
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <Serenity> no you boy
08:00 <faux> theyre so fucking comfortable 
08:00 <faux> i luff them
08:00 <faux> but im v spongebobby in them
08:00 <faux> hi ash
08:00 <Serenity> theyre not good if you have a big chest either
09:00 <faux> yeah
09:00 <Serenity> makes you look massive
09:00 <faux> cos they make tummys look
09:00 <faux> gigantic
09:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <Serenity> god now ive gotta get up and go out in the heat
09:00 <faux> y 4
09:00 <faux> oh school
10:00 <Serenity> school run
10:00 <faux> just make em catch a bus
10:00 <faux> lollll
10:00 <faux> im such a good mom
10:00 <Serenity> ants going off with his mate after school i should have made lil walk
10:00 <faux> :-)
10:00 <faux> lol aw
10:00 <faux> just put ac on
10:00 <faux> in car
10:00 <Serenity> naw shes ragging fuck that in this heat
10:00 <faux> A
10:00 <faux> !
11:00 <dematerialised> we have a hard time knowing grown women are bleeding, can we please refrain from younger ladies bleeding stories
11:00 <dematerialised> ty
11:00 <dematerialised> vm
12:00 <Serenity> no
12:00 <faux> its normal ok
12:00 <Serenity> its just a period
12:00 <Serenity> get ova it
12:00 <faux> ye
12:00 <faux> yeeeeee
12:00 <faux> omg yes
12:00 <faux> dad got a leb spinach thing for dins
12:00 <faux> winning
12:00 <Serenity> spend all my time teacher her its not a taboo thing, im not babying grown adults online
12:00 <Serenity> soz
13:00 <faux> i love when icdont have to think about dins
13:00 <faux> YEAH SHANE
13:00 <faux> U baby grown adult babyman
13:00 <faux> !
13:00 <faux> !!!
13:00 <faux> oops
13:00 <faux> shouldnt repeat ill get glined
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <faux> poor kate
14:00 <dematerialised> lol
18:00 <Lumeah> ahh lovley
19:00 <dematerialised> hello Lumeah sxc bb
19:00 <Lumeah> hey
19:00 <dematerialised> and Mei also you voluptuous vixen
19:00 <TheRiddler> what's the weather like there faux
19:00 <Lumeah> lol
20:00 <Lumeah> you refering to moi ?
20:00 <dematerialised> nah Mei
20:00 <dematerialised> she plays an asian hottie
20:00 <TheRon> you gotta keep em separated
21:00 <faux> its 24 ash
21:00 <TheRiddler> mei likes the taste of whale
21:00 <faux> niceeeee cool breeze outside
21:00 <TheRiddler> same here
21:00 <Lumeah> cool
21:00 <TheRon> 18 in ballarat
22:00 <faux> oo its 17 now
22:00 <faux> nice
22:00 <TheRiddler> 24 with a strong breeze
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <Lumeah> guy in the new subway ad is nice.. ill have him ta .
22:00 <TheRon> jared?
22:00 <TheRiddler> will he turn out to be a pedo like the other guy
22:00 <TheRiddler> chow down on my 6inch
22:00 <TheRon> jared wanted to give all the children aids
23:00 <TheRiddler> imagine it was a misunderstanding like in the southpark episode
23:00 <TheRon> beverly hills, that's where i wanna be
24:00 <TheRiddler> were you ronny last night?
24:00 <TheRon> hell no
24:00 <TheRiddler> oh
24:00 <TheRiddler> good
24:00 <TheRon> that guy is a douche
24:00 <TheRiddler> we banned him
25:00 <Lumeah> nooooooo
25:00 <Lumeah> new guy in subway ad
25:00 <TheRiddler> origin has jade empire free
26:00 <Lumeah> has long hair and long face and chiseled jaw long
26:00 <faux> jaw long
26:00 <TheRon> do chicks find blokes with footlongs sexy?
26:00 <Lumeah> lol typo
27:00 <TheRiddler> it's a horse
27:00 <Lumeah> duno what he orderd to busy
27:00 <TheRiddler> chow down on horse's footlong
28:00 <TheRon> john longmire is called horse
28:00 <TheRon> it's not because of his ears
29:00 <TheRon> california rest in peace, simultaneous release
29:00 <TheRiddler> hai kara_2015
30:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai
30:00 <TheRon> kara_2015: typing pretty well considereing you were born this year
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if it's moxie's sister
32:00 <TheRon> who is moxie?
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya…. who dat
32:00 <TheRon> killing in the name of.........!
33:00 <TheRiddler> old ircer
33:00 <TheRon> like 50?
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol no
34:00 <TheRiddler> just hasn't been on in 5yrs
34:00 <TheRon> i thought irc was like hotel california
35:00 <TheRon> you can check in but you can never leave
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> something like that
39:00 <TheRon> nirvana - about a girl
43:00 <TheRon> i said are you gonna be my girl
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> next!
46:00 <TheRon> hitchin' a ride
48:00 <faux> http://www.thebodyshop.com.au/gifts/tween-gifts/advent-calendar.aspx#.Vl6TvsszFAg
48:00 <faux> want pls
48:00 <faux> ehehe tween 
48:00 <faux> https://www.ciatelondon.com/uk/nail-polish-advent-calendar
48:00 <faux> oo
48:00 <faux> this ones pretty
49:00 <JingleBalls> uploading moar elves
49:00 <faux> yay
52:00 <TheRiddler> get expert floss on best nail polish
53:00 <faux> what
54:00 <faux> whats an expert fliss
54:00 <faux> floss
55:00 <JingleBalls> heh
55:00 <TheRiddler> Floss is an expert floss :p
55:00 <simba> :p
56:00 <TheRon> simba, sydney's couch, why is his nickname horse?
56:00 <TheRon> coach
56:00 <TheRon> massive penis?
56:00 <faux> its k i know what nail polishes workfor me ty lol
57:00 <TheRiddler> lol ok
57:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
57:00 <TheRon> he's going the distance
57:00 <TheRiddler> off to friends to arrange trip
58:00 <TheRon> he's going for speed
58:00 <simba> because youre gay
58:00 <TheRon> no!
58:00 <TheRiddler> acid trip
58:00 <Lumeah> he's going the distanecc
58:00 <Lumeah> distance*
58:00 <simba> TheRiddler are you going to have sex if so take photos :p
59:00 <TheRiddler> probably not
59:00 <TheRiddler> but getting vaccinated just incase
59:00 <simba> :p
59:00 <faux> lmao
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <simba> lol :p
59:00 <TheRon> don't you hate it when you're having sex and you have to toss to see who holds the camera
59:00 <Clarkson> dl 2 movies n 1 porn atm might dl after
00:00 <faux> you rock ash
00:00 <faux> go4gold
00:00 <TheRiddler> chances are the girls my friend is friends with are 13-15
00:00 <TheRiddler> so I'd become a jared
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <TheRon> no not jared!
00:00 <simba> lol :p
01:00 <TheRon> she's lump she's lump she's in my head
01:00 <faux> wtf 
01:00 <faux> do not go 4 gold
01:00 <faux> why is he friends with young girls
02:00 <simba> they probably met on Animal Crossing 
02:00 <TheRon> is that a german porno?
02:00 <TheRiddler> met through an anime group
02:00 <simba> on facebook
03:00 <TheRiddler> yes
03:00 <simba> thats so cute
03:00 <TheRiddler> we'll be catfished
03:00 <TheRon> runaway train never going back
03:00 <TheRiddler> anyways bbl
03:00 <simba> Ash Catfish commented on Weeaboos Unite!!! again
03:00 <TheRon> crows will finish higher than port
04:00 <TheRiddler> they did this season
04:00 <simba> in 1993
04:00 <faux> Christ 
05:00 <faux> i dont think its catfishinv if u know theyre 13
05:00 <faux> oh
05:00 <TheRon> catfishing is code
06:00 <dematerialised> i
06:00 <dematerialised> have bene catfishing
06:00 <dematerialised> since 2001
08:00 <JingleBalls> molto bene?
09:00 <dematerialised> si
10:00 <simba> the chronic 2001
12:00 <TheRon> i'm rockin' the suburbs just like quiet riot did
13:00 <simba> niggas want it free, they dogs drink my piss
13:00 <TheRon> word!
21:00 <TheRon> video killed the radio star
24:00 <Lumeah> video killed the radio star
24:00 <TheRon> buy me a pony
25:00 <Lumeah> no
25:00 <TheRon> damn it
25:00 <Lumeah> buy me a time macine
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> So i've decided that i'm going to join the adult film industry and eat pizza on cam
26:00 <TheRon> nice
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
26:00 <faux>  pix
26:00 <TheRon> big boobs?
27:00 <TheRon> kitty at my foot and i wanna touch it
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, not particularly 
27:00 <TheRon> hubby ok with the tits being shown to all and sundry?
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't discussed it with him
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> my career choices are my own duh
30:00 <TheRon> i mean i'd be proud
30:00 <Serenity> not his boobs, not his problem
30:00 <TheRon> true
31:00 <TheRon> once you marry boobs you take ownership of the boobs
31:00 <TheRon> i could be wrong
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
31:00 <simba> his only problem then would be marrying an attention seeking whorebag
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> says who
32:00 <TheRon> \why else would you marry boobs
32:00 <simba> not saying you are that kate, i dont believe u r actually camming anyway
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> damn it!
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif you would marry just for boobs
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> I didn't marry just for dick
32:00 <TheRon> you sure?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yas
33:00 <Serenity> my boobs belong to me
33:00 <TheRon> many a bloke has married just for boob
33:00 <Serenity> no one else
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> just for boobs - wow. How sad.
33:00 <TheRon> geoffrey eddlestein is one example
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> because he is the 'average' Australian male
34:00 <TheRon> well, yes!
34:00 <TheRon> those boobs have cost him millions
34:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/Jw2x6sV
34:00 <faux> hot
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> so, she didn't have boobs before?
34:00 <Clarkson> jessika want ur tits licked bitch
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> and he had to pay for boobs?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> therefore he didn't marry for boobd
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> boobs
35:00 <TheRon> he didn't pay for boobs?
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're the one telling the story
35:00 <faux> he was referring the woman as boobs
35:00 <faux> she cost him millions
35:00 <faux> etc
35:00 <TheRon> have you seen brynne not much else going on there
36:00 <faux> not that he paud millions for her boobs
36:00 <Clarkson> Listen to the dead kennedy's fucking Angryman, and think a bit. 
36:00 <faux> k Clarkson 
36:00 <Clarkson> to cock happy Mew calm down
36:00 <simba> to cock happy or not to cock happy
36:00 <Clarkson> yeah christopher do any sexy sunbathing today?
36:00 <TheRon> blokes are dumb when it comes to boobs
36:00 <simba> datz da qw
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
40:00 <TheRon> wot?
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://imgur.com/gallery/tILgY - k go
41:00 <TheRon> i'd have to read that
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah yes, yes you would.
44:00 <TheRon> when we arrive sons and daughters, we'll make our homes on the water
44:00 <simba> kate can i ask you one of them?
45:00 <simba> Who are you really? Who is behind the mask that you show to the rest of the world?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <simba> Katie’s Deep Conversation Starters - 6PM onwards, Wednesdays on Austnet
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Well if I told you that i'd have to kill you.
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> we both know i'm not that motivated to kill
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> as it requires effort
46:00 <TheRon> she'd pay someone
46:00 <simba> I’m learning a lot about you.
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> good, good
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> see the questions are beneficial 
48:00 <simba> Do go on.
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've already answered
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is the purpose of art in society 
51:00 <TheRon> to show boobs
51:00 <milk> Art has no purpose
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> so people create art because...
52:00 <milk> Answered in tolstoys what is art
52:00 <TheRon> to show some chick's boobs
52:00 <Clarkson> neville fucking bartos, i'm comign after you buddy :)
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll be back when it's not fuckwit hour
52:00 <TheRon> yeah!
53:00 <simba> ok now that the awkward conversation forcer is out who wants to idle for a while
53:00 <simba> ok, ttyl
14:00 <couleurs> Prizza.
35:00 <faux> lmaoooiii
35:00 <Serenity> rofllllllllllllll doodle!!
35:00 <faux> HAHAAAHA
35:00 <faux> sez im dying
35:00 <Serenity> your face!
35:00 <Serenity> jhajhedgfksanfdg
35:00 <faux> i love how his pics are most normal
35:00 <faux> LMAO
36:00 <Serenity> yeah he uses the same one every time and we get jipped haha
36:00 <faux> AND MINE ARE HEADJOB FACE
36:00 <JingleBalls> thats cos i am the only one who smiles at the camera properly u fuks
36:00 <JingleBalls> make my life hard
36:00 <faux> Lmao yeah i dont have normal pics
36:00 <Serenity> hahaha
36:00 <Serenity> im suss as fuck on you and ShadowLurker though
36:00 <Serenity> you always end up dancing together
36:00 <faux> LOL
36:00 <JingleBalls> yes thats on purpose
36:00 <JingleBalls> cos we r gr8
36:00 <faux> oh rly
36:00 <Serenity> reowww
36:00 <faux> can u choose
36:00 <faux> i thought it was auto
36:00 <JingleBalls> yup
36:00 <faux> lolol
36:00 <JingleBalls> well it is
36:00 <faux> that rocke
36:00 <faux> rocks
36:00 <JingleBalls> but i rearranged them
37:00 <faux> the music is awes
37:00 <JingleBalls> lol
37:00 <JingleBalls> u will hate the next one
37:00 <faux> ANOTHER ONE PLS
37:00 <faux> Oh why
37:00 <Serenity> ermergerdd
37:00 <faux> omg what face did u choose now
37:00 <JingleBalls> you'll see
37:00 <faux> rofl
37:00 <faux> im scared
37:00 <JingleBalls> i'll find a stupid one of me this time
37:00 <faux> imagining my butt where my face is
38:00 <JingleBalls> loool
38:00 <faux> bowbobowwww
39:00 <JingleBalls> ill do one but instead of our faces i will put all our genitalia
40:00 <faux> LOL
40:00 <faux> sezs vag wont fit tho
40:00 <faux> dont bebmean
40:00 <JingleBalls> :o
40:00 <faux> ehehehhhhe
40:00 <faux> waiting for her to bash me
40:00 <JingleBalls> u know she will
40:00 <faux> good
40:00 <JingleBalls> D:
41:00 <JingleBalls> i am so fkn full of noodle box right now
41:00 <JingleBalls> hngggg
41:00 <dematerialised> mmm chinese
41:00 <dematerialised> thats an idea
41:00 <faux> mm box
41:00 <dematerialised> faux loves a bit of tasty box
41:00 <faux> i had some fish and some leb thingy dad bought
41:00 <JingleBalls> eee
41:00 <faux> its a spinach triangle
41:00 <faux> so yum
43:00 <JingleBalls> my usual park out the front of the sex shop was taken
43:00 <Clarkson> aw fuck that
43:00 <JingleBalls> unimpressed
43:00 <JingleBalls> i know
44:00 <milk> Did you have to buy an emergency dildo
44:00 <milk> ?
44:00 <Serenity> EXCUSE ME YOU ROTTEN CUNT FACED FUCK
44:00 <JingleBalls> loool
46:00 <faux> LMAO
47:00 <amelia> rawrrrrr hurro
47:00 <faux> rawrrrrre
47:00 <faux> jegginfs
48:00 <amelia> rawrrrrr flip phone
48:00 <dematerialised> you rawr'd me
48:00 <milk> L8r
48:00 <dematerialised> i feelspecial
48:00 <JingleBalls> that means she wants to bone u
49:00 <dematerialised> yeh i know
49:00 <amelia> are you sure thats wot it means
49:00 <dematerialised> thanks matchmaker
49:00 <amelia> it doesn't seem right
49:00 <JingleBalls> yw
49:00 <dematerialised> that's exactly what it means
49:00 <dematerialised> bone is a bit extreme
49:00 <dematerialised> but it means you definite;y want to do the horizontal dance
49:00 <JingleBalls> ok she wants to tongue dart ur stink tube then
49:00 <amelia> ok i am pretty sure it definitely doesn't mean that
50:00 <amelia> pretty sure
50:00 <JingleBalls> it might
51:00 <dematerialised> amelia i think you need to brush up on your colloquialisms
51:00 <dematerialised> because you're wrong
51:00 <amelia> u r a colloquialisms
51:00 <amelia> nap time
51:00 <JingleBalls> the best sex i had gave me 3 colloquialisms
51:00 <JingleBalls> in a row
52:00 <dematerialised> i once colloquialism'd so hard my vision went red
52:00 <JingleBalls> D:
53:00 <JingleBalls> wb sugartits
54:00 <faux> that better be me
54:00 <faux> also ty
54:00 <JingleBalls> ye
54:00 <JingleBalls> :)
54:00 <faux> phew
55:00 <partay> HI faux
58:00 <faux> hello
00:00 <Picard> ello
00:00 <partay> faux I promise no more french... it sends you giggly
03:00 <dematerialised> no more manage du trees?
04:00 <partay> are doodles balls still jingling
07:00 <partay> picard another tough day in the sun ?
08:00 <Picard> why would i be in the sun?
09:00 <partay> because you are blue collar
10:00 <Picard> i am?
10:00 <Picard> didnt leave the office today, only sun i saw was out the window
11:00 <Zade> hello Picard
12:00 <Picard> Zade how are you?
12:00 <Zade> ok ta and yourself Picard?
13:00 <Picard> im well thanks
25:00 <TheRiddler> it's not red rooster amelia
25:00 <TheRiddler> :P
25:00 <faux> :P
25:00 <couleurs> :P
25:00 <Immutable> terrorists killed my dog
26:00 <TheRiddler> ok so I was talking to my friend about the other location
26:00 <TheRiddler> in philippines
26:00 <faux> ok
26:00 <faux> ye
26:00 <TheRiddler> but he doesn't remember 
26:00 <TheRiddler> thinks it starts with d
26:00 <faux> dilipines
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <couleurs> Dong.
28:00 <faux> Mei Dong
29:00 <Immutable> my dog is dead because of terrorists
29:00 <Serenity> what a lovely mouth u have faux
29:00 <faux> if you say terrorists again im banning you
29:00 <faux> loll sez
29:00 <faux> :O
29:00 <Serenity> hahaha
29:00 <faux> thts the pic u pgotoshopped  a cock on
29:00 <Immutable> what a lovely channel
29:00 <Serenity> i think so
30:00 <faux> i have that on me lappy somewhere
30:00 <ShadowLurker> it would be better if you left
30:00 <Serenity> yeah ive still got it somewhere
30:00 <faux> :(
30:00 <faux> y
30:00 <faux> is it cos im black
30:00 <Serenity> every now and then when im looking for stuff i find it and lol
30:00 <faux> looop
30:00 <faux> l
30:00 <faux> speakiny of loop
30:00 <faux> weres loof
30:00 <ShadowLurker> i was talkin to Immutable
30:00 <faux> oh
30:00 <faux> phew 
30:00 <Serenity> h eee
30:00 <Serenity> er
30:00 <faux> h eee
31:00 <Serenity> he joined the other night for like 3 seconds and left
31:00 <faux> oh
31:00 <Serenity> hes been weird since anothercumbucket got her claws into him
31:00 <Immutable> he was trying to say I'm amazing and failed just like he does with everything else in his life
32:00 <faux> who are ypu talking to
32:00 <faux> demateralised isnt here rn
32:00 <Immutable> ...
32:00 <Immutable> yeah
32:00 <faux> shw loves me ye ye ye
32:00 <faux> im ready fpr bed
32:00 <Serenity> me too x 23423
32:00 <faux> i slwpt so late last nifht cos it was death
33:00 <faux> my eyes are so dry u know when u havent had enough sleep
33:00 <faux> and ur eyes get stingy
33:00 <faux> eff
33:00 <Immutable> I still haven't had life sustaining matter for dinnar.
33:00 <Serenity> yeah yuck
33:00 <faux> im trying to read and keep going crosseyed
34:00 <faux>  (      .)(.      )
34:00 <faux> or something 
34:00 <Immutable> that's weird you're weird faux
35:00 <Serenity> i mad
35:00 <Serenity> cauliflower fried rice
35:00 <Serenity> +e
35:00 <Immutable> I'm probably going to have some kind of salad for dinner.
37:00 <faux> yum 
37:00 <faux> pix
37:00 <Serenity> ill try n get some
37:00 <faux> lol sez dads phone keot ringing he thought it was his wie and told me to answer
37:00 <Serenity> its not very photogenic
37:00 <thestig> pix pix pix
37:00 <faux> but it was me sissy
37:00 <Serenity> awwwww
37:00 <faux> she was calling tocshow him her CHAPEAU
37:00 <faux> and i answred and she turned on the camera
38:00 <TheRiddler> what's a chapeau
38:00 <faux> and was like
38:00 <faux> LOOK KISSINA MY CHAPEAU
38:00 <faux> A hat
38:00 <faux> lol
38:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <faux> in french
38:00 <Serenity> ahaha i can hear her voice too
38:00 <faux> hahah
38:00 <Serenity> LUK KISSINA
38:00 <faux> LOL
38:00 <faux> love her
38:00 <thestig> awww the lil cutie
38:00 <faux> :D
38:00 <Serenity> sah cutes
38:00 <TheRiddler> she calls your dad herself
39:00 <TheRiddler> or does her mum help
40:00 <faux> nah she did it
40:00 <faux> she rang like 5 times
40:00 <faux> then her mum got on laughing
40:00 <faux> and shes like 
41:00 <faux> i didnt even know she had my phone
41:00 <faux> lmao
41:00 <faux> and she was posing in front of te phone and her mums like
41:00 <Serenity> most kids know how to use a phone better than an adult by 2 these days
41:00 <faux> the cameras not on lmao
41:00 <faux> dying
42:00 <Serenity> its so dark in here
42:00 <Serenity> i closed everything up cause.. 38 degrees
42:00 <faux> turn  a light on
42:00 <faux> ww
42:00 <faux> e
42:00 <faux> w
42:00 <thestig> lolllll
42:00 <Serenity> rofll
42:00 <JingleBalls> omg she turned into an ambulance
42:00 <Serenity> hahahahahahahahahah
43:00 <thestig> wb
43:00 <faux> phew
43:00 <faux> ttam
43:00 <faux> tysm*
43:00 <faux> weeeeooowww
44:00 <Serenity> godddddddd i need dinner right now
44:00 <faux> pics of calurfleier rried drixe
54:00 <Serenity> fb faux
54:00 <recluse> Test
54:00 <recluse> I am 754764574
55:00 <ShadowLurker> you are annoying
56:00 <faux> nomm
56:00 <recluse> Test
57:00 <Serenity> needs prawns
57:00 <faux> and stay out
58:00 <Immutable> lol
58:00 <partay> ashleigh has incrediballs tits
59:00 <Immutable> yay?
03:00 <couleurs> Test
03:00 <couleurs> icles
03:00 <couleurs> :P
03:00 <Serenity> the las i did was so good faux, I used eggplant instead of pasta
04:00 <Serenity> it actually wasnt enough in calories when i made it so i had to eat something else with it lol
07:00 <TheRiddler> yoghurt
11:00 <recluse> Harten mousen!
12:00 <recluse> How long till i drop my tablet
14:00 <TheRiddler> gtfo
18:00 <recluse> Islamonazi
18:00 <recluse> Powder puff
21:00 <amelia> issit jus me or issit real warm/stuffy/sticky in Perth
21:00 <dematerialised> yeah it is
21:00 <amelia> i jus put air con on for the first time
24:00 <Serenity> its gonna storm and it was 38 today
24:00 <Serenity> its revolts
25:00 <dematerialised> nah no storm tonight
25:00 <dematerialised> its just gonna be overcast and shit
25:00 <dematerialised> until sat
30:00 <amelia> i want storm but
30:00 <Immutable> :/
32:00 <Immutable> do an injin rain dansssssssssse
36:00 <TheRiddler> sailormoon is in kmart
36:00 <amelia> like the toy?
36:00 <amelia> meatball head
36:00 <couleurs> sailormoon is real?
41:00 <Serenity> yeah shes working in customer service now
42:00 <Immutable> fuck selling shit for a living
42:00 <Clarkson> they overheat n shit
42:00 <Immutable> I did that jesus
42:00 <Serenity> omg this episode of chopped.. canned chicken.. BARF
42:00 <Immutable> now I tell people what to buy
42:00 <Immutable> I feel so much better
42:00 <Serenity> ty for ur life story I enjoyed it.
43:00 <Immutable> thanks bae
45:00 <Serenity> u rite
45:00 <zaim> am now
46:00 <Picard> oh my
54:00 <prippit> where did xm go?  i have a gift for him.
54:00 <couleurs> Prippit
56:00 <TheRiddler> the original seasons remastered
57:00 <TheRiddler> 14.95 a season
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
58:00 <Liinda> hi kate
02:00 <TheRiddler> wb
02:00 <TheRiddler> hai Liinda
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah, why did he get booted
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hey Liinda :D
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup?
05:00 <thestig> liiindaaa
05:00 <ShadowLurker> coz mibbit
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
09:00 <Liinda> heys TheRiddler
09:00 <Liinda> stigggyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.someecards.com/parenting/moms/mom-kid-drawing-santa-penis/
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> ho ho ho
19:00 <JingleBalls> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12289462_10156237133030693_231246744650177013_n.jpg?oh=a2403c4de81903c29bb843fc4435ddfc&oe=56E103C0
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> get you a lump of coal
22:00 <JingleBalls> nooo
22:00 <JingleBalls> get me a lump of boob
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> too expensive!
23:00 <Liinda> hai doodle
23:00 <JingleBalls> hai Liinda
23:00 <JingleBalls> hows it hanging
24:00 <Liinda> to the right, slightly elevated, u?
24:00 <JingleBalls> omg same
24:00 <dematerialised> limp and shrivelled
24:00 <Liinda> poor dematerialised
25:00 <JingleBalls> its only like that cos u abuse it
25:00 <dematerialised> true
26:00 <JingleBalls> violence agains penises: australia says in moderation
26:00 <Liinda> lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <Liinda> i can just picture a rally with ppl holding signs with broken cocks on it with the red no symbol over it
27:00 <JingleBalls> you've seen our pamphlet?
27:00 <dematerialised> this penis has seen 30 years of abuse and exposure
28:00 <dematerialised> its time to go inside
28:00 <JingleBalls> olawd
28:00 <JingleBalls> lol
28:00 <Liinda> Yeah, its on my frigde. thatnks for cock magnet
28:00 <Liinda> it reallysticks
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
28:00 <JingleBalls> look out Liinda has a cock magnet
28:00 <Clarkson> thats the real shit
28:00 <JingleBalls> yeee
28:00 <dematerialised> a decent rack?
28:00 <prippit> cock_joke
28:00 <couleurs> Prippit
28:00 <Liinda> my cock magnetbrings all the boys to the yard
28:00 <dematerialised> prippit
28:00 <JingleBalls> pix
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
28:00 <prippit> ty
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah
29:00 <prippit> more puns pls
29:00 <dematerialised> PRiPPiT
29:00 <prippit> xm's silent approval
29:00 <dematerialised> prippit
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> !!
29:00 <dematerialised> !
29:00 <Liinda> prippit like a polaroid picture
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://somedaily.com/lottery-winner-dies-after-gold-plating-his-testicles/
29:00 <xm> anyone know where prippit went?
29:00 <xm> i have a gift for him
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> cos that's what men do….
30:00 <xm> ok not here, ill leave this dead lizard by his doorstep
30:00 <Liinda> haixm
30:00 <prippit> thankyou very much
30:00 <prippit> i had a gift for xm
30:00 <prippit> but it won't convert properly
30:00 <Liinda> my space bar is having a bad night
30:00 <Liinda> * hai xm
30:00 <dematerialised> prippit
30:00 <xm> ey Liinda 
30:00 <prippit> how do you upload webms to imgur?
31:00 <xm> im not sure. but if it's the sort of stuff you're into, 4chan may be the better place
31:00 <Liinda> you type imgur in here then paste the link
31:00 <xm> pripyat
31:00 <prippit> pls
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <dematerialised> suka blyadt
31:00 <Clarkson> i do fuck i thought we'd get signed
31:00 <prippit> that sounds like a LOAD OF HORSE RADDISH
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
31:00 <couleurs> what's a webms and imgur
31:00 <couleurs> -- Picard
32:00 <couleurs> (cos he's old)
32:00 <Liinda> hai couleurs!
32:00 <couleurs> (and bald)
32:00 <xm> idgi
32:00 <dematerialised> picard has many fights with his wife and children
32:00 <prippit> i know you can because i see a fuckload of webms hosted there
32:00 <prippit> but i tried to upload my own and it was like no m8 have an error
32:00 <couleurs> Hii Liinda 
32:00 <xm> is this off the mopbile
32:00 <xm> i mean, recorded from
33:00 <xm> it's been a while since we've seen prippit in action
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> really
33:00 <prippit> prippit has been busy
33:00 <Liinda> ive never seen prippit before
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor
33:00 <prippit> prippit has used many aliases before
33:00 <dematerialised> prippit is a literally who
33:00 <prippit> prippit knows everyone
33:00 <prippit> the silent hunter
33:00 <xm> prippit watches all your PMs
33:00 <prippit> out raping usually
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
33:00 <prippit> well not literally
33:00 <prippit> but
33:00 <prippit> it's a comforting thought
34:00 <prippit> like the touch of a dad
34:00 <prippit> good touch, bad touch, dad touch
34:00 <xm> -- dr seuss
34:00 <prippit> this is rock and roll!
34:00 <xm> the turd beat
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
34:00 <xm> now i tek meth n do drum and bay
34:00 <Liinda> what other nicks prippit
35:00 <prippit> idk
35:00 <prippit> capacitor
35:00 <Liinda> dontknow that one
35:00 <dematerialised> prippit is ban evading
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> EVAC!
35:00 <Liinda> mostpplare in here dematerialised
35:00 <prippit> prippit has only been banned once
35:00 <Liinda> prippit likes talking in 3rd person
35:00 <xm> prippit wears piet's foot around his neck to be luckier when hunting
35:00 <dematerialised> turd person
35:00 <Liinda> lol
36:00 <xm> it was big at first but it's kinda shrunk with time
36:00 <xm> now it doesnt get in the way of hunting
36:00 <prippit> i wonder if piet's foot even has any bloodflow left
36:00 <Serenity> so which retard is this one
36:00 <Serenity> let us guess
36:00 <dematerialised> im just gonna say shads
37:00 <Serenity> its not shads
37:00 <dematerialised> it so is
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> who who, tell me who
37:00 <xm> shads is too busy in Ibiza
37:00 <dematerialised> haha
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
37:00 <xm> and touring the rest of Europe
37:00 <dematerialised> iboisa hdaho
37:00 <Serenity> is shads name kevin irl
37:00 <Liinda> shads doesnt talk like that
37:00 <prippit> shads is a 50-year-old autist who has a depressingly bad soundcloud
37:00 <xm> loooool
37:00 <Raichu> LOL
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <Raichu> prippit speaks truth
38:00 <xm> shazzam his songs at several different points and you'd get a different artist each time
38:00 <prippit> or was that the romeo guy, i always mix them two up
38:00 <xm> nah romeo doesnt make music. just friends with chooks
38:00 <recluse> I typed in 'muslim' in google will i get in trouble
38:00 <Liinda> romeis the onewho asksquestions every second
38:00 <Liinda> romeo*
38:00 <prippit> right
38:00 <Serenity> changes his nick every 34 seconds
38:00 <Liinda> like he is taking notes
39:00 <prippit> i recall he'd come in here and talk to himself hours on end about a girl he stalked a decade ago
39:00 <Liinda> building a super bot
39:00 <prippit> people really enjoy talking to themselves in here
39:00 <prippit> pages upon pages
39:00 <xm> i felt good talkign to romeo. finally something taking notice of me. then i realised he does that to all the girls
39:00 <recluse> I girl i know thinks of me as anstalker lol
39:00 <prippit> that's not a good thing m8
39:00 <Serenity> an stalker
39:00 <recluse> I just told her friend that she was a fuckhead
40:00 <prippit> prippit only stalks his prey
40:00 <couleurs> <romeo_ALiEnATeD^HaKT> who had a coffee today?
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
40:00 <recluse> Got scared reported me to pigs. Pigs didnt even conta t me
40:00 <dematerialised> totally is that guy that asked about roses
40:00 <Serenity> Im feeling like one of these dudes is saemon
40:00 <dematerialised> ban them all and find out which one complains
40:00 <dematerialised> or threatens bikies
40:00 <dematerialised> lol
41:00 <Liinda> they're probably tapping into your wifi recluse, reading every word
41:00 <Serenity> I dunno which one yet Im just getting a wiff of soiled mattress
41:00 <xm> romeo had a promising career as a neurosurgeon -- all until that night a drunk from rockingham crashed into his car and caused head injuries
41:00 <recluse> U dudes and dudettes really like guessing identifies 9f the 8rc random
41:00 <prippit> yeah they've always been paranoid
41:00 <prippit> it's funny
41:00 <dematerialised> who here is good mates with the finks?
41:00 <prippit> i love when they think i'm steven
41:00 <prippit> IT_MUST_BE_STEVEN
41:00 <dematerialised> not paranoid
41:00 <dematerialised> just chosing people to ban
41:00 <Serenity> someone needs to learn what paranoid means I think
41:00 <xm> i cant believe it's not steven
41:00 <TheRiddler> so now I know the 2nd location in philippines
41:00 <prippit> me neither
42:00 <xm> it must be prippit
42:00 <prippit> it's always prippit
42:00 <TheRiddler> it's Dasmariñas Cavite
42:00 <xm> everyone needs a good prippiting
43:00 <dematerialised> if that means a tongue up my asshole
43:00 <dematerialised> i agree
43:00 <Liinda> prippit sounds like a fun word
43:00 <prippit> everyone always googles it and finds your video xm
43:00 <prippit> since i use it everywhere
44:00 <xm> yeah, i hate my real name. if a girl asks me for my name i say 'prippit'
44:00 <prippit> and they ask me 'what the fuck is a prippit, all i found is a weird video'
44:00 <Liinda> im too lazy to google
44:00 <TheRiddler> ugh the transport advice for philippines sounds dodge
44:00 <xm> lmao
44:00 <xm> ive never googled prippit
44:00 <xm> i think
44:00 <dematerialised> prippit are you good at rimjobs?
44:00 <xm> ahhhh prippit's tears
44:00 <xm> the acid dream
44:00 <TheRiddler> taxis sometimes avoid running meters
44:00 <dematerialised> yeah
44:00 <dematerialised> i remember that video
44:00 <dematerialised> lol
44:00 <TheRiddler> and busses like to race
44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
45:00 <prippit> i have kept a record of the best incidents of prippit identification
45:00 <xm> i hope you're using oracle, you dont want to lose that important information with a shitty db like mysql
45:00 <dematerialised> prippit is coming home to the barnyard
45:00 <dematerialised> !
46:00 <dematerialised> boneyard even
46:00 <xm> the mothership is coming
46:00 <prippit> select * from xm where id=prippit
46:00 <dematerialised> haha
46:00 <prippit> i did databases last semester
46:00 <dematerialised> and check your window
46:00 <TheRiddler> who is prippit
46:00 <dematerialised> oh gosh
46:00 <prippit> probably the hardest subject
46:00 <dematerialised> these videos take me back
46:00 <xm> yes, ive mastered everything in programming except db
46:00 <xm> mostly because i dont care about db
46:00 <xm> boring really
46:00 <prippit> it's funny that i got 98% on every exam
46:00 <xm> and you forget all that syntax later
46:00 <prippit> but databases was like 88%
47:00 <prippit> because it's a PIECE FO SHIT
47:00 <xm> but in the real world it's all abstracted away anyway, unless you want to be a DBA
47:00 <Liinda> i used to be a DBA
47:00 <prippit> yeah 90% of it was sql commands, and how to aggregate inner/outer commands
47:00 <xm> poor you Liinda 
47:00 <Liinda> and i knew fuck all about them
47:00 <xm> which vendor?
47:00 <xm> hahahahhaha
47:00 <prippit> and a bit of database programming in that sql-lite language
47:00 <prippit> CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION sql_piss
47:00 <Liinda> i used to work for a telco company, looking aftr a few databases... well, just the data that goes into them
48:00 <Liinda> i know, onewas def oracle
48:00 <prippit> that sounds more like persistence
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> sounds lame to me
49:00 <prippit> incredibly lame
49:00 <prippit> databases admins are people who wear those propellor hats
49:00 <Liinda> smells like disappointment
49:00 <prippit> and you laugh at them
49:00 <prippit> but you don't want to upset them
49:00 <prippit> because they might come into work one day with a few guns
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
49:00 <Liinda> oh yeah i had the title but wasnt a typical dba.
49:00 <Liinda> we had someone else doing all the sql stuff. i really set up dealers in the systems to track their performance/commissions
50:00 <xm> DBAs are the sort of people that eat their lunch and give no eye contact, just stare down at the table/food
50:00 <xm> they are even worse than programmers
50:00 <prippit> rofl
50:00 <prippit> that's 100% true
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> reckon they use irc
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> and try and pick up ladies for casual sex?
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> or men
50:00 <xm> that's the only time when they look up to socialise
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <xm> coz human eyes are too intimidating
51:00 <prippit> the realm of no-physical-contact communication is the only socialising they're comfortable with
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> real dolls + fleash lights
52:00 <xm> i would love to hack into their DBs and replace all the fields with prippit
52:00 <xm> and remove the backups
52:00 <xm> no rollbacks suckers
52:00 <xm> embed prippit GIF binaries too
52:00 <prippit> i don't think you can do that without rewriting the whole tables
52:00 <prippit> at least on oracle*
53:00 <dematerialised> oracle is gay
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're gay
53:00 <xm> it's a very sort after skill though, a shame it's so boring
54:00 <dematerialised> redis or bust
54:00 <xm> should have used sort
54:00 <prippit> replacement_sort
54:00 <prippit> bubble_sort
54:00 <Liinda> tech talk is gay
54:00 <dematerialised> your face is
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> agreed liinda
55:00 <Liinda> wanna lick it dematerialised
55:00 <prippit> don't be sexist u fuk
55:00 <xm> Liinda, just imagine we're all cats wearing glasses and typing
55:00 <dematerialised> yes please Liinda
55:00 <Liinda> nawh cute
55:00 <xm> then suddenly it'll become more interesting for you
55:00 <dematerialised> that would be just fine
55:00 <prippit> cats rule the world
55:00 <xm> :3
55:00 <prippit> i'm inside your computer right now
55:00 <prippit> proof: the text you're reading originated from a cat
55:00 <Liinda> lol
55:00 <prippit> QED
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> cat are cunts, lets face it.
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> cats*
56:00 <xm> but that's why we love them so much
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> ha!
57:00 <xm> because they remind us of those we love
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> no!
57:00 <Liinda> hehe
57:00 <Liinda> i love cats
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> anyone that woke me up at 6am and said feed me, i'd punch in the throat
57:00 <Liinda> you cant compare them to dogs.
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have a cat. She is a cunt.
57:00 <xm> "you're such a cunt Misty. Just like my husband lol!!!"
57:00 <Liinda> Mine is a cutie
57:00 <Clarkson> [00:45:12] gets purple dildo awarded to koalabeer
58:00 <dematerialised> i dont have any pets because i'd probably try to mate with them
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> dem
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> you worry me
58:00 <xm> <dematerialised> dont put that bitch down! that's the best age!
58:00 <dematerialised> ^
59:00 <dematerialised> dogs need love too
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe get a real doll?
00:00 <xm> they to sell a real doll magazine at the newsagency, selling parts by the week
00:00 <xm> but leave the vagina untl the end
00:00 <Liinda> haha
00:00 <xm> otherwise they buy issue #1 and not the rest
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <xm> they need*
01:00 <dematerialised> smart business model
02:00 <xm> i was mentored by the very best: prippit
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> does the mag feature how to care for your real doll
02:00 <Liinda> probably comeswithpipe cleaners
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <xm> no, the magazine will keep being re-issued. they'll have to buy it all over again next round after they thrash it
03:00 <dematerialised> lol ewwww
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> bottle brush
03:00 <Liinda> haha
03:00 <xm> ill call it eco-real doll
03:00 <xm> go for the green angle too
03:00 <xm> it breaks down "naturally"
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> biodegradable !
03:00 <xm> drive back home with the real doll sticking out your prius window
03:00 <xm> (but not a tesla, coz only gangsters have them)
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> after you're finished with the doll… just throw her into the compost. No questions asked!
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> her /him *
04:00 <dematerialised> ive never understood male blow up dolls
04:00 <xm> a sexy body farm
04:00 <xm> a crime of romance
04:00 <dematerialised> like the dick is all soggy and bendy
04:00 <dematerialised> how does that work
05:00 <dematerialised> saggy*
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> detachable  and disposable dick
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> duh
05:00 <Liinda> eww soggy
05:00 <Raichu> BAI
06:00 <xm> girls just want a cuddle anyway
06:00 <xm> you dont need a dick for dat
06:00 <TheRiddler> raichu used bai
06:00 <TheRiddler> it was not very effective
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> girls just wanna have fun
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> not cuddle!
07:00 <Serenity> oh it was stryker
07:00 <dematerialised> probably why nobody cared
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
08:00 <Serenity> touche my friend, touche
08:00 <couleurs> touche my butte
10:00 <Liinda> hope it aint buttered
10:00 <Liinda> :P
10:00 <Serenity> ahee
11:00 <TheRiddler> who was stryker?
12:00 <Serenity> darren
12:00 <recluse> I love male blow up dolls i got a taste for plastic
12:00 <Serenity> Awesomeshado
12:00 <Serenity> same same
12:00 <TheRiddler> ohhhh
12:00 <TheRiddler> recluse is mrwuf
13:00 <TheRiddler> btw
13:00 <Serenity> ah
13:00 <TheRiddler> unless pieter also has a cat he likes to talk about
13:00 <recluse> My male realdolls is named "randy riddler"
13:00 <thestig> it means pieter
14:00 <thestig> oops that scroll doe
14:00 <TheRiddler> llol
14:00 <recluse> Haha my cats name is felix cos he has feelings
14:00 <TheRiddler> it's 1 or the other
15:00 <Serenity> its honestly just part of the giant dickhead blob i have in my mind
15:00 <recluse> Marriage
16:00 <Liinda> okies, im going to sleep. night all xo
16:00 <thestig> ni ni
16:00 <Serenity> theres a huge gross alien on dr who that absorbs people and sometimes they can talk from the surface of its body.. thats what i imagine like a dozen or so people from here are.. just all one thing
17:00 <Liinda> night stiggy xox
17:00 <couleurs> bye Liinda xbox
17:00 <Serenity> https://doctoraday.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-23-at-4-17-34-pm.png?w=551&h=309
17:00 <Liinda> lol night couleurs
17:00 <Serenity> night lindies
17:00 <Liinda> night Serenity x
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
19:00 <TheRiddler> looks like need milaria tablets for Dasmariñas Cavite
19:00 <couleurs> Ok
21:00 <prippit> that sounds a lot like what autistic people do when they can't differentiate between people tbh
21:00 <Serenity> are you playing a game ash or have you got some new breed of std
22:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> why
22:00 <TheRiddler> I'm organising a trip
22:00 <TheRiddler> in the philippines
22:00 <thestig> why do people keep notice flooding me to ask theriddle about the egg
22:00 <Abortion> aww so cute http://imgur.com/gallery/Kjj59
23:00 <thestig> r
23:00 <Serenity> because they think its 2 years ago and that anyone cares about what ash puts in his arsehole
23:00 <thestig> loll
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <TheRiddler> egg in arsehole
26:00 <TheRiddler> that's a new 1
27:00 <Serenity> oh wait the egg wasnt the asshole one was it
27:00 <Serenity> thats the jelly egg thing
27:00 <TheRiddler> yess
27:00 <TheRiddler> -s
27:00 <Serenity> i had egg in my mind cause i have an egg but its a vibe
27:00 <Serenity> rofl
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
28:00 <thestig> lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> So i;m watching a doco about a forest in Japna where peeps go to complete suicide :|
34:00 <Serenity> ohh ive heard of that
35:00 <TheRiddler> sepaku
35:00 <dematerialised> seppuku
35:00 <TheRiddler> that
35:00 <dematerialised> jena se qua
36:00 <dematerialised> jennaaaaaayyyy
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's called 1Aokigahara forest 
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