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01:00 <simba> Pi
01:00 <simba> <faux> Pi - shut up
03:00 <milk> Well, almost time to take the land cruiser out to armadale and run over some boongs
04:00 <partay> wtf
05:00 <milk> Wut? Its truthsday
06:00 <milk> Just bringen em the lord
13:00 <Skirmish> Dead Memories - Slipknot. Great song. 
16:00 <TheRiddler> yep
19:00 <Skirmish> In the mood for some Stone Sour now. 
32:00 <British^Meat> I am British^Meat
32:00 <thestig> the logger
32:00 <thestig> logging all your chats
32:00 <British^Meat> hah, doesnt everyone
32:00 <JingleBalls> shit
33:00 <British^Meat> log log, its big its heavy its wood, log, log its better than bad its good
33:00 <Skirmish> Evening British^Meat
33:00 <Maurice> What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, rolls over the neighbours dog?
34:00 <Maurice> It's good for a snack, it fits on your back, it's log, log, log
34:00 <British^Meat> yer ive never done a irc on the plop
34:00 <British^Meat> snapchats are a different matter though...
34:00 <British^Meat> right on Maurice
34:00 <Skirmish> You have never irc'd whilst sitting on the toilet? 
34:00 <Skirmish> It's awesome time management.
34:00 <Maurice> I've got the book somewhere, has the lyrics in it
34:00 <Skirmish> Making the most of every available minute in your day. 
34:00 <Maurice> I was a big fan back in the day
35:00 <dematerialised> three blades or four?
35:00 <British^Meat> yer, i dont really IRC on my phone TBH
35:00 <Skirmish> I use the ipad. 
35:00 <British^Meat> If i had to use IRC on my phone i probbaly wouldnt
35:00 <Skirmish> Less chance I will drop it in the toilet. 
36:00 <British^Meat> id leave u all, and never chat again
36:00 <Skirmish> You would miss us. 
36:00 <Skirmish> ... some of us. 
36:00 <Maurice> No you wouldn't
37:00 <British^Meat> yer i guess i would mis some of ya's
37:00 <Skirmish> Maurice would miss nobody but she would have a hard time using all the spare time she would suddenly have. 
37:00 <JingleBalls> oh well its either that or nasty linda
37:00 <JingleBalls> i'm sorry richie, how about some more of that delicious elm tea
38:00 <British^Meat> lol
38:00 <British^Meat> you must you must you MUST drink our tea!
38:00 <JingleBalls> its the best tea in london!
39:00 <thestig> British^Meat tea bags or leaf
39:00 <British^Meat> eddie, which one has the..... in it
39:00 <British^Meat> The hand?
39:00 <Maurice> Yeah, all my spare time from around 7pm
39:00 <JingleBalls> hahahaaaaaaaaaaa
39:00 <JingleBalls> the yellow one
39:00 <British^Meat> the. one. with. the. poisen. in it
40:00 <British^Meat> and leaf thestig
40:00 <JingleBalls> LOOSE leaf
40:00 <thestig> good man
40:00 <thestig> doodle is a teabager
40:00 <JingleBalls> i use teabags wut u guna do
40:00 <JingleBalls> haha
40:00 <thestig> loll
45:00 <British^Meat> I will fight you....
45:00 <British^Meat> over tea
46:00 <British^Meat> and then we shall drink tea
56:00 <JingleBalls> omnom
58:00 <Skirmish> Well looks like there's not much else on for the rest of tonight. What to do ... 
00:00 <Skirmish> I'm thinking maybe netflix.
01:00 <Maurice> I got a 3 month trial to Stan, looks like some decent shows on there
02:00 <Skirmish> I found Stan was good content wise but it would buffer a lot where netflix never does that on my connections. 
02:00 <Skirmish> Plus their PS3 app is buggy as hell.
03:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't use the ps3
03:00 <Maurice> I got it free for spending over $30 on sony games
12:00 <Skirmish> I use the PS3 for netflix etc because the 'smart' tv I have has the worst app setup ever. It's like a phone from 2001. 
18:00 <Maurice> I can send netflix from my phone to the tv without going through the tv app
18:00 <Maurice> But usually I just watch it on my lappy
23:00 <thestig> skirmish had netflix before it was cool
30:00 <Skirmish> ^
30:00 <Skirmish> I remember saying I was using netflix and was scoffed at. 
30:00 <Skirmish> Now everyone is using it. 
31:00 <Serenity>  no you were scoffed at for carrying on about an american account
31:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: Chromecast? 
31:00 <Serenity> tell the full story lol
31:00 <Maurice> No, not chromecast
31:00 <Skirmish> No ... I was scoffed at because downloading was better than paying money to watch content. 
31:00 <Maurice> I haven't watched my netflix in over a month and have been downloading my shows
31:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: How do you push to the tv then? 
32:00 <Maurice> I put the tv button LOL
32:00 <Maurice> I thought you had a smart tv..
32:00 <Maurice> I can do it with youtube too
32:00 <Skirmish> It's a potato smart tv. 
32:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I can do that through the PS3 but not the tv. 
32:00 <Trevor> damn no hitch hikers for me to have sex with tonight
32:00 <Skirmish> I should see if I can push new firmware to the tv and get some proper use from it. 
33:00 <Maurice> I'm talking about my phone, I can load youtube or netflix on my phone, put the square icon that resembles a tv and it sends it to my tv
33:00 <Maurice> Put = push
33:00 <Trevor> my bodys saying lets go but my heart is saying no
34:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I know what you are talking about now. I can do that using the PS3, but not the tv. 
34:00 <Maurice> Your tv is shit
34:00 <Maurice> Is it apple
34:00 <Skirmish> No it's android. 
34:00 <Maurice> Sounds like you got a dud
34:00 <Skirmish> From memory it's Opera OS that is on it and it is shit. 
36:00 <Maurice> What fucking brand is it
36:00 <Maurice> And I hope you didn't pay more than 4 pounds 50 for it
36:00 <Serenity> looool
36:00 <Maurice> 4 pounds 50! Neil!
37:00 <Skirmish> Hisense. 
37:00 <Trevor> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/lifestyle/heres-what-blind-prophet-baba-vanga-predicted-for-2016-and-beyond-its-not-good/story-fni0d7e5-1227637376491
37:00 <Skirmish> I am googling now to see if I can change the firmware on it because other Hisense tv's are running Android 4.2.2 and the options are huge. This Opera shit is limited. 
38:00 <Trevor> 2016: Muslims will invade Europe, which will cease to exist as we know it. The ensuing campaign of destruction will last years, driving out populations and leaving the entire continent almost empty.
38:00 <Trevor> 2023: The Earths orbit will change (nobody really knows what this means).
39:00 <Trevor> so according to baba vanga, the JSF is a better option than the Typhoon
40:00 <Skirmish> JSF is fine. 
46:00 <Maurice> http://i.imgur.com/0YSvkva.jpg
46:00 <Maurice> That square
47:00 <Maurice> http://i.imgur.com/UnYcHvv.jpg
47:00 <Trevor> the cast icon
47:00 <Maurice> Thats my tv
47:00 <Skirmish> lol I know what square you mean. My apps are set up to the PS3. 
47:00 <Trevor> and if you cant do it like that, dicksmith are selling chromecasts for $39
47:00 <Maurice> If you don't have an option for your tv, your tv is a pile of shit
47:00 <Clarkson> picard you realise shit comes the arse?
48:00 <Trevor> why would you pay twice the price for a smart tv just so it can do the functions of a $39 chromecast?
48:00 <Trevor> are you actually a retard?
48:00 <Skirmish> The tv is great. The android operating system on it is shit. 
48:00 <Trevor> send me $500
48:00 <thestig> for drugs?
48:00 <Trevor> nah, hookers
48:00 <Maurice> Smart tvs are cheap as shit these days
49:00 <Maurice> Mine even gets channel 2
50:00 <Trevor> why would i buy a smart tv when my tv works perfectly fine
50:00 <Maurice> Coz channel 2
50:00 <Maurice> Der
50:00 <Serenity> i dont even have a smart tv
50:00 <Trevor> i get abc
50:00 <Serenity> my pc is just plugged into the tv and does everything i want
50:00 <Trevor> every tv gets abc
51:00 <thestig> no one watches chan 2 
51:00 <Maurice> We didn't even buy it for the smart part, we got it for the 3D part
51:00 <Trevor> oh yeah and thats another dumb thing
51:00 <Maurice> Trevor, I bet not every tv does
51:00 <Trevor> 3d tv is overrated
51:00 <Maurice> Ok
51:00 <Trevor> people dont want to wear stupid glasses while they watch tv
52:00 <Maurice> Why not? People pay ridiculous prices at the cinema to do just that
52:00 <Maurice> I am one of those people..
52:00 <Trevor> yea, idiets
52:00 <Trevor> theres lots of idiets in this day and age
52:00 <Serenity> yeah maurice its stupid you bought a tv for a function that you use all the time
52:00 <Maurice> Stop looking in the mirror
52:00 <Serenity> idiot. 
52:00 <Maurice> I know :(
52:00 <Maurice> Silly me
52:00 <British^Meat> lol people
52:00 <British^Meat> u pleb
52:00 <thestig> al tv's are 3d 
52:00 <thestig> all
52:00 <British^Meat> i one of those ppl too Maurice
52:00 <thestig> jsut not all pictures
52:00 <Maurice> I was wondering who Al was..
52:00 <British^Meat> i love 3d
53:00 <thestig> lol
53:00 <Maurice> Me too British^Meat, most of my dvds are 3D
53:00 <British^Meat> thought id hate it, but i always buy 3d over standard now
53:00 <Serenity> 3d makes me sick :(
53:00 <British^Meat> and why would i buy chromecast when i have a smart tv?
53:00 <Maurice> And as an added bonus, I can buy $1 glasses from the cinema and they work
53:00 <Maurice> They do to Cam, Serenity, at the movies
53:00 <Maurice> But not at home
53:00 <Maurice> Think maybe coz it's not as big a screen
53:00 <Serenity> to be fair ive never used a home one
53:00 <Serenity> but i get motion sickness at the cinema
54:00 <Maurice> How the hell do you cope with doggy then
54:00 <Maurice> :P
54:00 <Serenity> i dont very well
54:00 <Serenity> LOL
54:00 <Maurice> :o
54:00 <Maurice> Hand in your woman card
54:00 <Serenity> i have to rest my head on the mattress or i feel sick rofl
54:00 <Maurice> LOL
54:00 <Maurice> Arse in the air? Check!
55:00 <Serenity> yuh lol
55:00 <Serenity> i get sick so easy
55:00 <Serenity> 10 min ride on the bus i feel queasy
56:00 <Trevor> <British^Meat> and why would i buy chromecast when i have a smart tv?
56:00 <Trevor> well normal people don't buy a new tv every 2 years
56:00 <Trevor> normal people buy houses
56:00 <Skirmish> Has anyone been to the Event Cinema Gold Lounge type deal? 
56:00 <Maurice> Buy houses every 2 yrs?
56:00 <Trevor> ask joe hockey
56:00 <Maurice> What?
56:00 <Maurice> For the price of a tv?
56:00 <Maurice> I've been looking in the wrong places
56:00 <British^Meat> wtf is he on about?
57:00 <Maurice> I think instead of a tv every 2 yrs, people are buying mansions
57:00 <Skirmish> Just waffling for a but if attention. 
57:00 <Trevor> Maurice, I own two properties at 35, and I work on an average salary
57:00 <Maurice> You know, they cost the same
57:00 <Maurice> No you don't.
57:00 <Serenity> you do not lol
57:00 <Trevor> I don't own a fucking smart 3d tv
57:00 <Maurice> Everything else you've said was proven to be a lie, this is no different lol
57:00 <British^Meat> lol
57:00 <British^Meat> cops get payed heaps
57:00 <Trevor> I spend my money on shit that counts
57:00 <Skirmish> It's the internet Trevor. Everyone owns multiple homes and are millionaires. You're not special. 
57:00 <Serenity> flashlights
57:00 <Serenity> uhm
57:00 <Trevor> British^Meat, the average manager at a fucking supermarket earns more than the commissioner
58:00 <Serenity> fleshlights
58:00 <Trevor> heaps? yeah, get fucked
58:00 <Maurice> I'm on the verge of owning 2 homes at age 34 AND I have a smart 3D tv
58:00 <Maurice> I win
58:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <British^Meat> how much does the commisioner earn then?
58:00 <Serenity> less den tako
58:00 <Skirmish> LOL a Police Commissioner earns less than a Supermarket manager? Fuck you're an idiot. LOL
59:00 <British^Meat> i'll ask my supermarket manager mate
59:00 <British^Meat> if taco can just tell me how much the commisioner earns
59:00 <British^Meat> i can tally the results....
59:00 <Maurice> If he could just stop bullshitting
59:00 <Maurice> That'd be great
59:00 <Skirmish> ALDI apparently pays the best money to their staff compared to woolies and coles and ALDI pays about 70k to their managers. 
00:00 <Skirmish> I am pretty sure a Police Commissioner will be well over $100k a year. 
00:00 <Serenity> yer i was looking at aldi jobs the othet day
00:00 <Maurice> This is me on my street sweepers wage http://memecrunch.com/meme/6UPF3/one-billion-dollars/image.jpg
00:00 <Serenity> store manager was 80k
00:00 <Maurice> Our Aldi is going up so quick, Serenity
00:00 <Serenity> ours is opening in jan
00:00 <Serenity> far as i know
00:00 <Maurice> I dunno when ours is, but they're motoring along
01:00 <Serenity> ours is in belmont forum
01:00 <Serenity> up where iga wss
01:00 <Serenity> was
01:00 <Maurice> Mines where the old pub was
01:00 <Maurice> RIP pub
01:00 <Skirmish> Getting a checkout job at ALDI is meant to be awesome. You don't pack bags and get to sit down to do it on top of the good hourly rate.
03:00 <Serenity> yeah they dont havr cashier positions up yet
03:00 <Serenity> just manager
03:00 <Skirmish> Last financial year Mr Scipione's remuneration package was $497,000.  The pay rise, which is still to go through the statutory remuneration tribunal, will take his pay package to almost $600,000 a year. <--- NSW Police Commissioner earning $600k a year. You're a wanker Trev. 
03:00 <Serenity> fuck imagine the tax
03:00 <Skirmish> Probably doesn't pay any. 
04:00 <Serenity> do they pay tax?
04:00 <Serenity> snap
04:00 <Skirmish> Gets paid more than the Australian PM. 
04:00 <Maurice> I'd like 600k a year to take the weed out of the evidence room
04:00 <British^Meat> LOL @ Taco
04:00 <British^Meat> fuck me
04:00 <Maurice> Not even if you were on fire, British^Meat
04:00 <Skirmish> Although I am sure there are perks with being PM that would make the $500k a year a great deal.
05:00 <British^Meat> Dont be rude
05:00 <Maurice> NOW YOU KNOW HOW MY VAGINA FEELS
05:00 <British^Meat> lol
05:00 <Skirmish> British^Meat has felt Maurice's vagina? 
05:00 <British^Meat> ....like warm apple pie
05:00 <Maurice> He got zlined for it
06:00 <Serenity> Trevor is googling furiously atm give him some space
06:00 <British^Meat> i gto zlined for not doing anything to her vagina
06:00 <Clarkson> he makes my penis hard
06:00 <Skirmish> lol poor taco. 
06:00 <Maurice> No, you got zlined for refusing to put it out if it was on fire
06:00 <Maurice> Not being very community minded
06:00 <Skirmish> It's so much easier in life to just be honest and tell the truth. Don't have to keep up with all your lies. 
07:00 <British^Meat> heh
07:00 <Skirmish> 'I own 3 houses, live in houso and claim disability pension! 
07:00 <Serenity> did i miss what the poiny of the comment was? was he saying hes the police commissioner or something
08:00 <Skirmish> Not sure how that came into it. I saw BM mentioned something about cops. Is taco a cop now? 
09:00 <Trevor> yes or cooking dinner
09:00 <Trevor> why what am i not supposed to know?
09:00 <Serenity> you arent cooking dinner at 2am
09:00 <Maurice> Trevor was apparently a cop always
09:00 <Trevor> ok then, and i dont own property, nor do I work
09:00 <Trevor> kool story
09:00 <Maurice> Finally
09:00 <Maurice> The truth
09:00 <Skirmish> lol are you one of those Security guards that can't stop telling lies Trev?
10:00 <Trevor> sure why not
10:00 <Trevor> I also play bingo
10:00 <Trevor> only when they have a meat tray as the prize
10:00 <Skirmish> It's ok mate I have felt sorry for you for a while now. I don't need anymore reasons. 
11:00 <Serenity> loo
11:00 <Serenity> looll
11:00 <Trevor> remind me to get you a box of tissues for christmas
12:00 <milk> I need a hooker for christmas I have a family function
12:00 <Maurice> I'll need to boxes to pad my bra evenly
12:00 <Maurice> Two*
13:00 <milk> Well yes they thought I was a paedophile last time
14:00 <Skirmish> I do need tissues before I am quizzed about all these boogers under the desk.
14:00 <Skirmish> Very thoughtful of you.
17:00 <Skirmish> I bought some whey protein through a website online ages ago to try and decided to use another supplier as it was cheaper. I have unsubscribed 4 times yet I still keep getting their emails about their deals every other day. 
17:00 <Skirmish> Fucking annoying. 
17:00 <Trevor> btw your farts smell like raw sewerage
18:00 <Skirmish> Because it's air being pushed past raw sewerage?
19:00 <Trevor> dunno why but anyone who uses protein mix has the most vile farts
19:00 <Skirmish> Every single person you say. That must have been quite a study that you conducted to reach those conclusions. 
21:00 <Trevor> yes i back all my opinions with scientific study you fucking porch monkey
21:00 <milk> How many dogs you got Trev?
21:00 <Trevor> 0
22:00 <milk> A pit bull for work and an Alsatian to guard home?
34:00 <Serenity> what does using protein powders and things do? like why do people need them?
36:00 <Maurice> Not enough cum in his diet, needs to up his game
38:00 <Skirmish> Muscle repair. 
40:00 <Maurice> I like my idea better
41:00 <Skirmish> Keeping protein levels up when you're exercising also helps increase or maintain muscle mass when the body is searching for energy because you've lowered your calorie intake. 
41:00 <Trevor> hmm i like this nacho i didnt cook
41:00 <Maurice> Just one?
42:00 <Trevor> a big one
43:00 <milk> Hospital security guards last about 5 mins in my neighbourhood
44:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: You could benefit from using it because it would assist in muscle repair so you wouldn't be so sore so often. Combating lactic acid build up reduces pain. 
45:00 <milk> Usually because I spear hunt them
46:00 <milk> Most doctors live less than 24hrs more than their birth mother
49:00 <Maurice> ...
02:00 <gremlinz> o.0
03:00 <Serenity> im pretty good i dont hurt much anymore these days, only when i push the weights I eat very well and keep my levels up that way
05:00 <Maurice> My knees are hurting today, and no, it's not because I've been on them
05:00 <Maurice> Much
05:00 <Serenity> hahah
05:00 <Serenity> my ankle is punishing me because ive been running on the treddy
08:00 <thestig> hi
08:00 <thestig> cant sleep
09:00 <thestig> cause i slept when i got home
09:00 <thestig> now im on here in a towel :/
09:00 <Maurice> Is it the clowns?
09:00 <Maurice> Speak up
09:00 <thestig> NOOO NOT THE CLOWNS
10:00 <Maurice> You'll have to speak up, you're wearing a towel
15:00 <thestig> towel head 
15:00 <thestig> some what
22:00 <Skirmish> [03:03] <@Serenity> im pretty good i dont hurt much anymore these days, only when i push the weights I eat very well and keep my levels up that way  <---- It would probably be no benefit for you then. It's more aimed at people who don't get the protein they want from what they are eating. 
18:00 <Lumeah> So are penis.. Clean ones that is. 
19:00 <TheRon> you can play with both
20:00 <TheRon> breasts are better than bvb
21:00 <couleurs> :)
21:00 <Lumeah> Bvb? 
21:00 <TheRon> a soccer team couleurs likes
21:00 <Lumeah> I'm over having boobs. Ta
21:00 <TheRon> i'd have a look at them
22:00 <couleurs> ;)
22:00 <Lumeah> Lol... 
22:00 <Lumeah> No. 
22:00 <Lumeah> :p
24:00 <Lumeah> See even Anna left cuz she wad disgusted 
25:00 <TheRon> she disgusts easily
26:00 <Lumeah> N so she should! 
27:00 <couleurs> :P
27:00 <TheRon> women should be proud of their breasts
27:00 <Lumeah> Men should show there penis size in the whois m. Ta
29:00 <TheRon> it would be bullshit
29:00 <JingleBalls> eleventy billion inches
29:00 <Lumeah> I could google boobs n post it here pretend its mine
30:00 <TheRon> the director of the national gallery called he wants me to be an exhibit
31:00 <Lumeah> Cuz it look weird
31:00 <TheRon> i'm so well hung
32:00 <TheRon> JingleBalls: not so much
41:00 <Ana_Ng> theron
41:00 <couleurs> :D
41:00 <Lumeah> Hi Ana_Ng 
41:00 <TheRon> hello
42:00 <Ana_Ng> hello all
42:00 <Ana_Ng> have you heard the christmatized version of Hallelujah?
42:00 <TheRon> no
43:00 <Ana_Ng> we got da spunk
43:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a musical travesty
43:00 <couleurs> no
44:00 <Ana_Ng> a song about sex written by a jew turned into a song about christ's birth
46:00 <Ana_Ng> it's killin christians season
50:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SP1jq_2__o
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Irma Thomas - Anyone Who Knows What Love Is (Will Understand) Views: 36,398 Uploader: DeepDownSound Uploaded: Mar 21, 2012 Duration: 2m59s Rating: 4.98
50:00 <couleurs> Good Sang.
51:00 <couleurs> dedicated 2 u TheRon 
51:00 <TheRon> i'm sure
55:00 <couleurs> fuck it's hot, where's the dumb cool change already
56:00 <TheRon> everton drew with palace
01:00 <couleurs> both sux
01:00 <couleurs> xDDD
02:00 <Ana_Ng> sux?
02:00 <Ana_Ng> who?
02:00 <TheRon> everton and chrystal palace
03:00 <Ana_Ng> oh ok
13:00 <couleurs> n e other goss
13:00 <TheRon> i like breasts
14:00 <couleurs> good call
14:00 <Lumeah> Got a hard on TheRon? 
15:00 <TheRon> no
17:00 <TheRon> hard nipples?
25:00 <Lumeah> Lol!  That's not if a woman is turned on or not
26:00 <TheRon> it's good for though
26:00 <TheRon> good for me
36:00 <Lumeah> Yeah so is u working to make me happy. ;) 
39:00 <TheRon> women should just lay back and be grateful :P 
46:00 <faux> gross
46:00 <LeMz> evening
48:00 <LeMz> exciting stuff
50:00 <Lumeah> Lol sure if you're anygood. Go for 40 mins.. Please. 
52:00 <simba> Lumeah The Lesbian
53:00 <Lumeah> How does that make me a lez? 
54:00 <TheRon> she just wanta a cock that lasts 40 mins'
55:00 <Lumeah> Uhuh
55:00 <TheRon> she wants superman
55:00 <Lumeah> Lol hehe 
55:00 <Lumeah> I had superman once. Lol 
55:00 <Lumeah> But i didn't want kiddyz
56:00 <TheRon> was he a gentleman and pulled out?
56:00 <Lumeah> Yup
57:00 <TheRon> see gentlemen do exist
57:00 <Lumeah> Lol ya when i was 23.lol
57:00 <ShadowLurker> none of you had sex
58:00 <TheRon> nope
58:00 <Lumeah> Lol im not lieing 
58:00 <ShadowLurker> of course not
59:00 <TheRon> she hasn't had superman
59:00 <TheRon> i haven't slept with her
59:00 <Lumeah> yes. I have 
00:00 <Lumeah> Lol its true. 
00:00 <ShadowLurker> cool story needs more dragons n shit
00:00 <TheRon> if you got TheRon you can't go wrong
00:00 <TheRon> go
00:00 <Lumeah> Lol
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <simba> HOLY SHIT
01:00 <TheRon> simba it's christmas
02:00 <simba> christmas with the klumps
02:00 <TheRon> xmas with irc
03:00 <Lumeah> I need a shower 
03:00 <simba> ShadowLurker is running proceedings on December 25th from 8am with kid-friendly activities with a big smile on his face
03:00 <TheRon> i give the best showers
03:00 <Lumeah> Oh how boring as fuck
03:00 <Clarkson> gay porn star, we know
03:00 <simba> how boring - as fuck
04:00 <Lumeah> Cum showers? 
04:00 <TheRon> boring as fucking, how so?
05:00 <simba> is ass fucking common in country towns?
06:00 <TheRon> not much else to do :P
06:00 <simba> good  pumn
06:00 <simba> pum
06:00 <simba> close enough
10:00 <Lumeah> Probably 
11:00 <Lumeah> As Anna 
11:00 <Lumeah> Ask *
12:00 <Ana_Ng> ask me what
13:00 <simba> Ask Anna 
13:00 <ShadowLurker> ask her how to be stupid
13:00 <TheRon> ask anna about the 40 min cock thing?
13:00 <ShadowLurker> shes an expert
13:00 <Clarkson> British^Meat: demand tit pics before you share :P
15:00 <Lumeah> If ass fucking is available 
15:00 <Clarkson> best shit for xbox are turtlebeach
15:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <Serenity> ask her to ask the birds what time it is
15:00 <simba> wicked shit bru only 399 n u get a mic attached 2 the ehadset 
16:00 <faux> jihad set
16:00 <TheRon> faux do most chicks expect 40 mins of cock?
16:00 <TheRon> seems like a lot
16:00 <faux> idk im a virgin
17:00 <TheRon> damn
17:00 <Ana_Ng> 40 of cock, 20 of mouth, 120 of hands
17:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv3_2z-60fg soundtrack to ballarat
17:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: NxxxxxS - Creepin Wit The Shotgun Views: 6,390 Uploader: NFIVE EXS Uploaded: Jul 16, 2015 Duration: 4m12s Rating: 4.92
17:00 <TheRon> seems like too  much work
18:00 <TheRon> more like port adelaide
19:00 <TheRon> port adelaide the frankston of adelaide
19:00 <simba> TheRon the <worst kardashian> of #melbourne
19:00 <TheRon> hang on adelaide is the frankston of adelaide
20:00 <simba> you're the frankson of adelaide
20:00 <simba> this should be the geelong theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5Sa2Yq-2g
20:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Circus Theme music Views: 4,267,981 Uploader: Kristopher Lambert Uploaded: Jun 30, 2010 Duration: 2m47s Rating: 4.56
20:00 <TheRon> i don't own any moccassins
20:00 <simba> and they all come out in 1 man clown cars
21:00 <TheRon> sounds like the paris hilton video
21:00 <TheRon> 20 clowns getting out of paris hilton
22:00 <simba> dont make me stab u with a chopstick richmon thug style
22:00 <TheRon> geelong players wouldn't do that
22:00 <simba> im richmond hard *gets neck tattoo and pulls out chopstick and loses a bunch of finals* #AFLBanterPowerTigers
22:00 <simba> they just crossdress
23:00 <simba> very masculine 
23:00 <TheRon> dustin martin is just a douche i've decied
23:00 <TheRon> decided
24:00 <TheRon> the geelong culture has none of that
31:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: dustin martin
32:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
32:00 <TheRon> 12 month suspension?
33:00 <TheRiddler> probably less than that
33:00 <TheRiddler> or just a fine
33:00 <TheRon> what would you do?
34:00 <TheRiddler> cant afford to have 1 of their best out
34:00 <TheRon> even if he's a dickhead
35:00 <TheRiddler> maybe some community work too
35:00 <TheRon> it's not his first offence
36:00 <TheRiddler> yeah I know
36:00 <TheRon> some people are just wankers
37:00 <TheRon> does martin need miners 24/7?
37:00 <TheRon> minders
38:00 <TheRiddler> make him move in with chocco
41:00 <TheRon> i like sydney's no dickhead policy
42:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/LainawalkerFans/videos/1093576200654495/
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <simba> who the fuck is Soda
44:00 <Soda> ya mum
44:00 <simba> soda will own you
45:00 <Soda> simba , so what?
45:00 <Soda> Do you really, care who I'm
45:00 <simba> care is the wrong word
45:00 <simba> and the right one escapes me
46:00 <Soda> well I dont have too tell you who I'm
46:00 <Soda> end of
46:00 <simba> well i never asked
46:00 <simba> no worries mate all good mate
47:00 <couleurs> FiGHT 
47:00 <Soda> couleurs theres no fight
47:00 <simba> Sodba
47:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me
47:00 <Soda> I'm Just saying, naya.
47:00 <simba> whats your favorite sporting team Soda would you care to share that
48:00 <Soda> nope
48:00 <simba> is that private
48:00 <couleurs> the coca-cola cokes
48:00 <simba> guess you didn't join this chatroom to chat
48:00 <Soda> well sometimes, I idel
48:00 <Soda> i'm not allways talktive
49:00 <simba> the apple idell
49:00 <Soda> hahaaha
49:00 <Soda> afk
49:00 <simba> take care mate - and follow me @GeekHumor for more
51:00 <TheRiddler> he's an op in pieter's chan.
51:00 <TheRiddler> or she
53:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/1981809_1153213338040199_8307897485654912682_n.png?oh=afb4fbf1e7ef58f5803f0603cf69e1d5&oe=56EB8108 my friend just liked this
53:00 <TheRiddler> nsfw
55:00 <simba> excellent
55:00 <simba> Your constant need to create situations for no particular reason other than its
55:00 <simba> thats the reason i'm banned from #cookie
58:00 <couleurs> :P
00:00 <simba> best video ive ever seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYtAmrQUt_s
00:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: I'm Not Gay, But $20 Is $20 Views: 3,237 Uploader: Drelixar Uploaded: Jun 5, 2015 Duration: 0m49s Rating: 2.04
02:00 <couleurs> lol
04:00 <couleurs> u gonna fifa bro xDDD
05:00 <simba> on Yesteryears Model
07:00 <couleurs> soab
09:00 <simba> dirty south 
11:00 <couleurs> oi karambe
13:00 <Soda> Why you ban from Cookie?
14:00 <Soda> Maybe you could ask Lumeah too remove it
14:00 <Soda> up too her 
14:00 <Soda> going too watch a movie bbl
16:00 <Serenity> mars
17:00 <simba> Lumeah would you remove my ban? now that pieter is dead?
34:00 <Lumeah> He's not dead. 
43:00 <simba> straining period blood does NOT "just make pasta sauce"
43:00 <partay> W H A T  T H E  F U C K ?
43:00 <simba> W H A T  T H E  F U C K ?
44:00 <couleurs> W H A T  T H E  F U C K ?
45:00 <dematerialised> LEAVE
46:00 <simba> ME
47:00 <Lumeah> W H A T  T H E F U C K
47:00 <Lumeah> U grot. 
48:00 <occie78> hey all
50:00 <couleurs> Hey Man, What is Up?
50:00 <Lumeah> Hi
50:00 <occie78> not much 
50:00 <occie78> just saying hey
50:00 <occie78> hi lumeah
51:00 <occie78> how are things
52:00 <Lumeah> Good th
52:00 <Lumeah> Thanks 
55:00 <occie78> good to hear
57:00 <couleurs> Just bought me some Adidas Yeezy Boost 350s in Moonrock for $900. Fkn Sweat Deal Bro xD
57:00 <occie78> seriously that is fully sock
58:00 <occie78> sick
58:00 <simba> im yeezy
01:00 <occie78> for shizel?
01:00 <simba> Ke$hA - TiC TOC
03:00 <occie78> i love that song
04:00 <simba> i wrote it - on my new apple ipad mini
04:00 <dematerialised> message sent from my Apple Watch!
05:00 <simba> portgugese ref
06:00 <couleurs> that guy sux, glad we got him out with the old Ke$hA routine
34:00 <Skirmish> Question. Would anyone consider Hilltop Hoods to be reggae? 
35:00 <amelia> yah and bieber is metal
35:00 <amelia> ...
35:00 <couleurs> Agreed.
35:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I think so too but this dick at work is convinced it's reggae.
36:00 <Skirmish> This shift could end in violence. 
39:00 <Skirmish> So ... what is news in the irc world. 
40:00 <dematerialised> black people
41:00 <couleurs> Donald "Duck" Trump.
42:00 <dematerialised> anyone want to come over and jack me off?
44:00 <Skirmish> #blacklivesmattertoirc
44:00 <Skirmish> Donald Trump isn't irc news couleurs. You suck at this game.
44:00 <faux> HELLO 
44:00 <faux> I AM HOME
44:00 <faux> IM SO HAPPY
44:00 <dematerialised> party at foxes
45:00 <faux> I COILD CRY
45:00 <faux> OH VIBRATING SHOWRHEAD HOW I MISSED THEEEEE
45:00 <faux> Speaking of im gonna go have a quick shower
45:00 <faux> adios
45:00 <Skirmish> Wait ... vibrating shower head?
45:00 <faux> yes
45:00 <faux> it has like 5 options
45:00 <Skirmish> How does that work? 
45:00 <faux> ine of them us a massage
45:00 <faux> its amazing
45:00 <dematerialised> :3
45:00 <faux> its a switch thi g
45:00 <dematerialised> it works by placing the shower head directly into the girl parts
45:00 <faux> one is super powerful
45:00 <Skirmish> Changes the flow/stream of water? 
46:00 <faux> nooo the head vibrates
46:00 <faux> to massahe
46:00 <faux> the other options change the stream
46:00 <faux> eheheheh
46:00 <JingleBalls> lol quick shower
46:00 <faux> k
46:00 <dematerialised> i meant to write onto but still works
46:00 <JingleBalls> 4 hours later
46:00 <faux> LOL
46:00 <faux> Nah 
46:00 <dematerialised> "i cant walk"
46:00 <JingleBalls> 4 broken shower panes later
46:00 <faux> just body shower
46:00 <faux> before jumping into fresh bedddddd
46:00 <faux> I HAVE NEW PILOWS
46:00 <JingleBalls> ehehee
46:00 <faux> lmao ive never been more exctedwto be home
46:00 <JingleBalls> show me ur pillows
47:00 <JingleBalls> ;)
47:00 <faux> PLS
47:00 <faux> K ill be back 
47:00 <faux> x
47:00 <JingleBalls> o/
47:00 <JingleBalls> i'm so high on paint rn
47:00 <dematerialised> i am high on life
47:00 <Skirmish> I am going to google a disease to have tomorrow to try and avoid the wife's work xmas party. 
48:00 <Skirmish> What are you painting? The cat? 
48:00 <JingleBalls> tell her you have erectional dysfunction
48:00 <JingleBalls> nah spare set of wheels
48:00 <JingleBalls> one coat of clear left to go
48:00 <JingleBalls> wooo
48:00 <Skirmish> Her work friends are a bunch of man hating fat bitches. They annoy me hardcore. 
49:00 <JingleBalls> lesbians
49:00 <Skirmish> Nah they are all married. They just hate their husbands.
49:00 <JingleBalls> yeah lesbians
49:00 <Skirmish> So I will be the only guy there in that group.
49:00 <Skirmish> It was a test the last time we went to hold my tongue. 
49:00 <Skirmish> I suppose if I don't hold back it could ensure I am never invited again?! 
50:00 <JingleBalls> i did that at the cgu xmas ball when i was 20
50:00 <JingleBalls> started a fight
50:00 <JingleBalls> with someone important
50:00 <Skirmish> One decided to kick her husband out for a few weeks because she felt like it and then she got the shits after a month of ignoring him when he started fucking someone else. 
50:00 <Clarkson> i sold the cunt his first pinger
50:00 <JingleBalls> tho i had already left
50:00 <JingleBalls> i still had my ticket to the ball
51:00 <Skirmish> K is getting an award for 10 years with the company. If that wasn't happening I don't think we would go. 
51:00 <JingleBalls> my mum just played QUIM in scrabble
51:00 <JingleBalls> awks
52:00 <Skirmish> Challenge her and see what she says is the meaning. 
52:00 <Skirmish> 'Use it in a sentence please mum'. 
52:00 <JingleBalls> lmao
52:00 <Skirmish> 'Faux's quim is stimulated by her vibrating shower head'
52:00 <JingleBalls> rofl
53:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent.fper1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12342377_1115013005189512_302275468150257103_n.jpg?oh=892347edb4ea2d111135540d25402666&oe=56F054DA
53:00 <Skirmish> TheRiddler: That pic will forever be funny because of how angry the cats are in that pic. 
53:00 <Maurice> I am approx 4 seconds from punching 2 of my kids right in the face
54:00 <Skirmish> Goin' down the hard road. Don't know wheeeeeere I been. 
57:00 <Skirmish> Mental note ... find a box of tissues and stop wiping boogers under the desk.
59:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTrecbx23AAYdmFHDkci0aQ    <---- Very funny videos. Worth a watch when you have some spare minutes. 
01:00 <Skirmish> "Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. In HD wasn't the right answer apparently.'
01:00 <ShadowLurker> lol boogers under the desk at work the guy that was at my desk did it too
01:00 <ShadowLurker> 100s of em
02:00 <Skirmish> I wonder sometimes under what situations would they be discovered. Someone has a desk flipping episode and exposes them all?
03:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha only saw em when i was adding shelving
03:00 <ShadowLurker> was like oh man
03:00 <Skirmish> lol 
04:00 <Skirmish> I am just going to deny all knowledge of it. It's a shared desk so I can't be confirmed as the culprit. 
04:00 <ShadowLurker> i doubt theyd dna them
05:00 <Skirmish> I am very sore tonight. Pushed myself waaaaay too hard today. 
06:00 <faux> suck my quim
07:00 <couleurs> Back !
08:00 <couleurs> So, What Did I Miss?
08:00 <JingleBalls> ok faux
08:00 <doctor> hello couleurs 
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <faux> SO FRESH
08:00 <JingleBalls> sllp
08:00 <couleurs> hi docter
08:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Outkast - So Fresh, So Clean.mp3 (9.33MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 10:11)
09:00 <faux> lolll
09:00 <Skirmish> *Doodle sneezes when faux's pit hair tickles his nose
10:00 <faux> excuse me
10:00 <doctor> nobody gets as offended than those telling those to stop being so offended
10:00 <JingleBalls> lol
10:00 <JingleBalls> tickly
10:00 <faux> oh
10:00 <Skirmish> doctor: Who have you offended? 
11:00 <doctor> nobody lately, but i dont tend to get offended
11:00 <Skirmish> Best way to be. I like making people believe I am offended though. 
11:00 <Skirmish> Keeping up the charade until they start feeling guilty. 
11:00 <doctor> i like to troll from time to time to
11:00 <Picard> gday
12:00 <faux> OMG
12:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/fbzc51Z
12:00 <doctor> sometimes i like to pretend i'm an overly zealous christian and troll forums and image boards
12:00 <faux> I NEED THIS CHILD
12:00 <Skirmish> Evening Potato. 
12:00 <JingleBalls> looks like a baby hippo lol
12:00 <dematerialised> faux please do not post child pornography
12:00 <faux> probably shouldn't have posted that upon picards entry
12:00 <Picard> hush child
12:00 <doctor> that baby needs a salad
12:00 <couleurs> nsfw
12:00 <faux> shut up it is adorable 
12:00 <Picard> whats a good isp?
12:00 <Skirmish> I hope that baby grows into his skin one day.
12:00 <doctor> would be delicious as a spit roast
12:00 <JingleBalls> 4 faux
13:00 <JingleBalls> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12342534_885592428222231_1307165821397927254_n.jpg?oh=45d55c8b00ab0ce532811bde3273de19&oe=56DBFC08&__gda__=1458633996_766cc3a0203c86d27d77a7cb4f9e70c3
13:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
13:00 <faux> omg i love him
13:00 <Skirmish> LOL
13:00 <doctor> bet it hasn't even ceased suckling its mothers teats yet
13:00 <faux> BEEP BEEP DERIVERY
13:00 <JingleBalls> lolol
13:00 <JingleBalls> I EET U RAST
13:00 <Skirmish> So many memes with that fat asian kid. 
13:00 <doctor> rolling thunder
13:00 <JingleBalls> haha
14:00 <faux> that baby is fucking adorable 
14:00 <JingleBalls> a famous sumo wrestler died in japan a little while back
14:00 <JingleBalls> pretty sure he was 42
14:00 <faux> i wanna snapkick it in the head
14:00 <doctor> lol
14:00 <JingleBalls> lebanese reverse shnapkick?
14:00 <faux> idk what that is
15:00 <JingleBalls> its what guido hatzis used to do
15:00 <JingleBalls> mate i think u should go back 2 poofville
15:00 <faux> oh ok
15:00 <faux> isnt he Greek 
16:00 <JingleBalls> he can still kick like a leb if he wants
16:00 <JingleBalls> jeez
16:00 <JingleBalls> m8
16:00 <faux> oh
16:00 <faux> soz
16:00 <JingleBalls> i didnt expect the spanish inquisition
17:00 <simba> saw the Meme on that. Killer.
17:00 <Skirmish> In strolls hipster simba to avail us with his disdain for memes. 
17:00 <simba> old guy types words he read online
18:00 <Picard> whats a good isp?
18:00 <simba> good banter
18:00 <Picard> simba
18:00 <simba> dodo
18:00 <Picard> nuh, reviews are shit
18:00 <Clarkson> thats when no one can see him fucking guys up the ass
19:00 <simba> youre shit, its shit, good match
19:00 <Picard> faggot
19:00 <simba> just whois me and see who im on
19:00 <simba> duh
19:00 <Skirmish> exetel
19:00 <simba> did ur first step of basic research for u
20:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/SkO8DDa
20:00 <Skirmish> What ports are available at your exchange Picard? Optus? Telstra? Does any other ISP have DSLAMS there? 
20:00 <couleurs> i'm on dodo they rock!!!!
20:00 <dematerialised> look picard just wants to be able to download teen porn and access the TAB
21:00 <simba> "and how fast can you download movies... say.... starring children"
21:00 <JingleBalls> olawd
21:00 <Picard> yes Skirmish many, im just looking for suggestons
21:00 <Picard> suggestions*
22:00 <JingleBalls> *men
22:00 <Skirmish> http://imgur.com/gallery/XaCZIhN  <--- BOOM that didn't go well.
23:00 <Skirmish> Depends on what you want. Do you want a cheap ISP that routes through places that will lag you to all fuck or are you prepared to pay for a reasonable isp?
23:00 <JingleBalls> the first one
23:00 <JingleBalls> obv
24:00 <Picard> i dont care what is cost, just want it better then bogpond
25:00 <JingleBalls> so literally anyone then
25:00 <Picard> lol 
27:00 <couleurs> Hah !!!!!
28:00 <Picard> anyone watching What Really Happens in Thailand?
28:00 <couleurs> Me.
28:00 <Picard> its not full of dickheads like the Bali version.
31:00 <simba> is it informative?
33:00 <Skirmish> Picard is watching it trying to see if he catches a glimpse of the ladyboy he spent the week with while he was over there.
34:00 <Picard> Skirmish no need, she is on my facebook :P
35:00 <simba> you even used myspace before that to keep in touch with them aye
35:00 <simba> i remember
35:00 <Picard> no
35:00 <Picard> never had myspace
35:00 <simba> just used it 4 teh Studio workers rite
38:00 <Picard> go dribble to someone else u simple little man
38:00 <couleurs> Beers, Bikes n Babes.
39:00 <Picard> whores!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40:00 <simba> whoa settle down
40:00 <simba> i was only reminiscing
41:00 <simba> why are you so open about flying to thailand and banging men but you wont admit looking at whorehouses on myspace 10 years ago
46:00 <simba> you can lie forever Picard but we'll always know the truth
46:00 <simba> we know you better than shazza
51:00 <Picard> because i looked at fuck all on myspace
53:00 <simba> ur lies break couleurs heart
55:00 <Picard> go troll someone else u silly little cunt
55:00 <thestig> picard doesnt like competition
55:00 <richard> Picard are you a bald bastard like the picard on star trek the next generation?
55:00 <dematerialised> picard doesn't like anyone with a full head of hair
56:00 <dematerialised> oh snap
56:00 <TheRiddler> he is
57:00 <thestig> demat that was a good one lol
58:00 <dematerialised> i am a good one
59:00 <richard> Picard next time use the nick bald_bastard
00:00 <Skirmish> I swear if my wife tells me I am immature once more she will never get her nose back.
00:00 <richard> Skirmish king hit the bitch
00:00 <dematerialised> take her virginity
01:00 <Skirmish> No way I would marry a woman that was a virgin. 
01:00 <Skirmish> NEVER be Vanilla Ice Cream.
01:00 <Skirmish> EVER. 
02:00 <richard> Skirmish knock out your mum she's dumb
02:00 <richard> sorry
02:00 <richard> Skirmish knock out your wife she's dumb
03:00 <richard> Skirmish give your wife a black eye and some broken ribs
03:00 <Picard> tell the bitch to shut the fuck up and speak when asked
03:00 <Clarkson> Kelevra: has your vagina fallen out ?
04:00 <richard> Skirmish listen to Picard he is the boss of the enterprise
04:00 <TheRiddler> stfu richard
04:00 <Picard> richard who the fuck are you?
05:00 <TheRiddler> richard of the starship deepspace anus
05:00 <Picard> TheRiddler hush
06:00 <richard> Picard shave your head like the Picard on the star trek
06:00 <Picard> im bald, no need to
06:00 <richard> haha really cool
07:00 <Picard> yes
07:00 <Picard> i have a shiny head
07:00 <richard> haha
07:00 <Picard> chics love a bald head
08:00 <Maurice> They really don't
08:00 <richard> Picard do you wear a baseball cap alot
10:00 <simba> lolol
10:00 <simba> whats appealing about a sweaty dome to a woman
11:00 <Skirmish> Women may love a bald head on someone that looks like Vin Diesel Picard but they may have different views when it's on a 40yo Pugsly. 
12:00 <Picard> richard yes, everytime im outside. you wouldnt beleive how much a sunburnt head hurts
12:00 <Picard> simba im not a woman, so i suggest you venture out of the house some time soon and ask one
13:00 <simba> and ask a "chic"?
13:00 <Picard> if you can gain the courage to speak to a female that isnt a relative
14:00 <simba> where should i start
14:00 <Picard> munno parra shopping centre, close to elizabeth so the scum level should be high. they have lower standards you are a huge chance
15:00 <simba> thats ages away
15:00 <simba> munno parra jesus christ
15:00 <faux> KISS ME UNDER THE LIGHT OF A THOUSAND DICKSSSS
15:00 <simba> sounds likes an abo town
16:00 <simba> Gross
16:00 <Picard> its inyour neighbourhood
16:00 <simba> 30ks north
16:00 <Picard> who was richard?
16:00 <faux> gB dick
17:00 <faux> idk some nerdhacks troll
17:00 <dematerialised> should add it to the list of shitcanned channels
17:00 <faux> no cos then xm and meelies will be bammed
17:00 <faux> banned
17:00 <Skirmish> Does anyone fall for the act that Picard puts on as if he's Austnet's Fabio?
17:00 <dematerialised> their fault for being in a shit channel tbh
18:00 <Maurice> ^
18:00 <amelia> you can fuck right off
18:00 <faux> well we all join melb
18:00 <dematerialised> wanna fight?
18:00 <faux> das fukt enuf
18:00 <faux> hi meelies
18:00 <amelia> wot up
18:00 <faux> do u have meeliesnon highlight
18:00 <faux> that wojkd roCk
18:00 <amelia> nup i dunno how to on phone
19:00 <Skirmish> Yeah but #melbourne is now the pinacle of Austnet. The rest of the server are channels to mostly idle in.
19:00 <amelia> that richard msg me asking do you go to fernwood
19:00 <amelia> i laughed
19:00 <amelia> he jus trolls
19:00 <faux> he msgd me saying
19:00 <faux> you are fucked mate
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <faux> aw yip
19:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahaha
19:00 <dematerialised> i didnt get messaged
19:00 <dematerialised> i feel left out
19:00 <amelia> he was goin off to someone else before
20:00 <simba> i feel gay
20:00 <dematerialised> i feel my dick rising
21:00 <simba> i see it
23:00 <Picard> put ice on it
24:00 <faux> goodnight turds :*
24:00 <dematerialised> nini fox
24:00 <Picard> night biatch
24:00 <Picard> luv you
25:00 <Skirmish> You stink of desperation Picard. 
26:00 <Picard> its sad you actually think anything you say to me matters
28:00 <Picard> wb faux
28:00 <faux>  in the mddlenof a fuckinf conversation and te app crashes
28:00 <faux> good one
28:00 <dematerialised> wb fox was it a good nap
28:00 <faux> loll shoosh 
28:00 <dematerialised> :P
30:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA http://imgur.com/gallery/6RYKW
30:00 <Maurice> Do you pause in your laughter in real life?
31:00 <dematerialised> i'd still hi it
31:00 <dematerialised> hit even
31:00 <Skirmish> I don't think the spaces really make that much of a difference in relaying the fact I find the link funny. 
31:00 <Skirmish> Pedantic cunts.
32:00 <Skirmish> Another one that made me laugh lots. http://imgur.com/gallery/8noJMp0
33:00 <Maurice> The spaces just make you look like a giant mungbean, thats all
33:00 <dematerialised> i dont know what a mungbean is
34:00 <Maurice> http://catalog.wlimg.com/1/1935037/full-images/mung-beans-1080630.jpg
34:00 <dematerialised> ty Maurice
34:00 <Picard> its not only the spaces
35:00 <Maurice> Or you could go this option http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mung+Bean
35:00 <Skirmish> Oh this should be good. 
35:00 <Maurice> Picard, nobody asked you, you ridiculous donkey bucket
35:00 <Skirmish> Come on Picard. You've set the scene ... what now you fucking Potato.
38:00 <Skirmish> ... as expected. Nothing. 
38:00 <Picard> no need for anything, your typing is enough
39:00 <simba> i'm a mungbean :D
40:00 <Picard> trump wants a total ban on muslims entering the usa lol
40:00 <simba> no politics chatter
41:00 <Picard> trump isnt a politician
41:00 <milk> Put them in the incinerator
41:00 <dematerialised> you're not a real boy
41:00 <Picard> milk i agree
42:00 <Skirmish> Of course he is a politician. He is appealing to the lowest common denominator. 
42:00 <milk> Trump's got this won
42:00 <gs69azza> Ferk
43:00 <dematerialised> Barack Obama is going to be the last President of the US
43:00 <Serenity> Maggots
43:00 <dematerialised> you heard it here first
43:00 <Picard> the last?
43:00 <dematerialised> yep
43:00 <Picard> why
43:00 <milk> The masses will vote for him and he can afford to buy the vote rig
43:00 <Picard> what the theory?
43:00 <dematerialised> i can't tell you my methods
43:00 <gs69azza> Im too fucked for this convo
44:00 <Picard> lol
44:00 <milk> Its based on blackness of skin
44:00 <Picard> lets hope hilary doesnt get the gig
44:00 <Skirmish> America will start living their life as if Hunger Games was a true story.
45:00 <Picard> its not true?
45:00 <milk> You got a better plan to deal with overpopulation?
45:00 <Picard> yes
45:00 <Skirmish> You're exceeding all previous levels of dopey fat cunt that we're used to from you tonight Picard.
46:00 <Picard> desex all those who get a centrelink benefit, thats a start
46:00 <simba> kill the bald people off
46:00 <Picard> Skirmish, again you think your comments matter
46:00 <milk> You have to have nuts to get centerlink
47:00 <milk> Lose your nuts your mental nurse
47:00 <milk> Lose the Wang your a psychiatrist
47:00 <simba> agreed, milk
48:00 <milk> Get fisted after, your management
49:00 <milk> Emo part
49:00 <Serenity> fat carrot part
50:00 <gs69azza> Party
51:00 <dematerialised> cheap wine and three days of smegma
51:00 <gs69azza> Nah been up finishing a bag
51:00 <gs69azza> No wine here
51:00 <milk> Mum cooked a roast, I ate so much I back to wh re I was before my olast smokathon
52:00 <milk> I look like a gorilla that goes around ripping peoples genitals off
52:00 <gs69azza> Lololol
53:00 <Skirmish> milk = Chris?
53:00 <gs69azza> Gorillas do that?
53:00 <dematerialised> i want a female gorilla to tug me
53:00 <milk> Angry ones do
53:00 <gs69azza> Ill make sure i never make 1 angry
54:00 <milk> Some aboriginals look like half man half gorilla
54:00 <gs69azza> Valid point
55:00 <gs69azza> I try not to make anyone angry though
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