// #melbourne — 2015-12-11
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00:01:00 <dematerialniced> ive gone through a box and a half of tissues
00:01:00 <dematerialniced> my nose is raw
00:01:00 <dematerialniced> but at least im not passing out anymore
00:01:00 <Maurice> I don't feel like I'm dying either
00:01:00 <Maurice> Although I just sneezed and gave myself an eye twitch
00:02:00 <Serenity> when i had the flu thing a few weeks back i slept with tissues up me schnoz
00:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
00:07:00 <Maurice> Wb
00:14:00 <TheRiddler> wb katatonic_kate01
00:14:00 <TheRiddler> I request naked pics of you heavily preggers :P
00:14:00 <Serenity> no.
00:16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:20:00 <xm> which trimester is your favourite, TheRiddler
00:20:00 <xm> do you have a sonograph collection??
00:21:00 <Serenity> oh god nooo xm please dont encourage him
00:21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:21:00 <xm> TheRiddler, pregnant women spew heaps!!!!
00:21:00 <xm> ok that should turn him off
00:21:00 <xm> unless....
00:21:00 <dematerialniced> i dont mind a bit of gag porn
00:21:00 <dematerialniced> spew is no obstacle
00:22:00 <dematerialniced> it only makes the penis grow harder
00:35:00 <grinch> superb imagery
00:36:00 <dematerialniced> i am a visual creature
00:41:00 <xm> you mustve loved it how HD let you see more of Susannah Carr's wrinkles in more detail
00:41:00 <dematerialniced> indeed
00:41:00 <dematerialniced> each wrinkle and crease is experience and a story to tell
03:46:00 <Tiggier> https://scontent.fper2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11232365_1647659088818284_7487723714135154550_n.jpg?oh=11efbfe95f6cbdd8476d81e1935522af&oe=56E11758
09:52:00 <psYbR> sup melbs
09:52:00 <psYbR> lovely day today imo
10:04:00 <richard> psYbR what does sup mean
10:05:00 <psYbR> Stand Up Paddleboard
10:05:00 <psYbR> http://www.jp-australia.com/2013/actionshots/800x450/jp13sup-cabby-mvg-01-indra.jpg
10:08:00 <richard> psYbR what does sup mean
10:09:00 <psYbR> are you blind cunt what did I just say
10:11:00 <richard> hunh?
10:12:00 <richard> psYbR do you drib a car>
10:13:00 <richard> psYbR do you live in kinkscross sydney
10:14:00 <richard> psYbR what clar do you drive? whatt is the mke and model
10:15:00 <Abortion> psYbR: Do you have a paddle board?
10:15:00 <psYbR> Abortion: no way
10:15:00 <psYbR> Abortion: do you know what richard is trying to ask, can't tell through all the typos
10:15:00 <richard> psybr what clar cdo you drive?
10:15:00 <Abortion> ignore richard, he asks everyone a series of questions for no apparent reason
10:15:00 <psYbR> looks like he's still learning to type
10:16:00 <psYbR> probably types with just his index finger
10:16:00 <Abortion> I think he just wants to tell you what you should be doing in life
10:16:00 <psYbR> ah okay. I'm all sorted with my life but thx richard
10:16:00 <richard> psYbR hlowold are you?
10:16:00 <psYbR> hlowold
10:16:00 <richard> psYbR don"""t uknow>? Isaid asl
10:17:00 <richard> PSYCR! hlowold are you!
10:18:00 <richard> psyrr ywu idkiot
10:21:00 <richard> psYbR YU ARE SO DUMb
10:22:00 <richard> psybr dl you wok what is yur jobb
10:23:00 <richard> psybr ar yo a plucmber?
10:24:00 <richard> plumber
10:25:00 <gremlinz> richard, which asylum did you escape from?
10:25:00 <psYbR> richard: the new tisk
10:25:00 <psYbR> tisk v2, if you will
10:26:00 <richard> gremlinz hillo matte
10:26:00 <richard> hey psycr ar you a pulumber
10:27:00 <gremlinz> so i can call them and let them know where you are
10:27:00 <richard> na gremnz itls ok
10:29:00 <richard> gremlinz hlowold are you?
10:29:00 <gremlinz> 11
10:32:00 <richard> gremliz du u hankaround the kinkscross area
10:35:00 <richard> psYbRr u dulm bastard asl
10:35:00 <Clarkson> i enjoy it when people i dont know insult me, but others might think your a dick
10:36:00 <richard> hunh
10:41:00 <richard> Clarkson
10:41:00 <alleenkatze> Hey look
10:41:00 <Clarkson> are them cock juice
10:41:00 <alleenkatze> It's richard, how's it going tweaker?
10:41:00 <richard> good
10:42:00 <richard> Clarkson have a drink
10:42:00 <Clarkson> beagle in the morn we dont talk about sex
10:43:00 <richard> clarson do you have a refrigerator at home?
10:46:00 <richard> hi herkules
10:46:00 <richard> hui mr grumchy
10:46:00 <richard> hi jinkleblls
10:47:00 <richard> hi sumboofer
11:02:00 <Bunken-LOUZEN> bunken larsen
11:02:00 <Bunken-LOUZEN> hoonten larsen
11:14:00 <Bunken-LOUZEN> everybody uis working
11:16:00 <Pac> lol
12:04:00 <Bunken-LOUZEN> i want to bunken!!!!!
12:48:00 <Bunken-LOUZEN> teast
13:29:00 <dusty> Serenity hi how are u?
13:35:00 <British^Meat> lol @ #nerdhacks
13:37:00 <dusty> whats lol?
13:37:00 <dusty> British^Meat fucking loser
13:37:00 <British^Meat> which one r u?
13:38:00 <dusty> who do you want me to be u faggot
13:43:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL
13:43:00 <Serenity> what a fuck stick
13:47:00 <gremlinz> completely.
13:48:00 <Serenity> i got some messages at 1:30am so 4:30am for him.. about a name I think he thinks is maurice
13:48:00 <Serenity> except its not
13:52:00 <ShadowLurker> lost cunt
14:06:00 <ShadowLurker> i guarantee you'll miss me
14:06:00 <ShadowLurker> cos you changed the way you kiss me
14:53:00 <Bunken-LOUZEN> test!!
14:54:00 <ShadowLurker> no
14:55:00 <Bunken-LOUZEN> bunken larsen
14:56:00 <Bunken-LOUZEN> bar vunken
14:57:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off
14:57:00 <Bunken-LOUZEN> what a snotty little pig u r punk
14:58:00 <Bunken-LOUZEN> bunken varzen
15:12:00 <British^Meat> ffs....
15:12:00 <British^Meat> they're all out today
15:19:00 <gremlinz> this is what happens to people when they skip their medication
15:22:00 <British^Meat> It'll happen to most of us "normies" except we'll be 80, bedridden and have dementia
15:22:00 <British^Meat> im not sure what thier excuses are
15:32:00 <ShadowLurker> drugs
15:33:00 <Serenity> too many or not enough
15:39:00 <faux> and all the wooooorld
15:39:00 <faux> is made of energyyyyy
15:40:00 <thestig> energy*
15:40:00 <thestig> tysm
15:41:00 <dematerialised> my flu is giving me constant erections
15:41:00 <dematerialised> is this normal?
15:42:00 <Serenity> no you're dying of dick cancer
15:44:00 <dematerialised> oh ok
15:45:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
15:47:00 <faux> hallo
15:47:00 <TheRiddler> I made a shake with banana, strawberry yoghurt, ice cream n choc syrup topping
15:47:00 <faux> yummm
15:47:00 <faux> sugary death
15:47:00 <faux> want pls
15:47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:48:00 <dematerialised> i just want death
15:48:00 <faux> y
15:48:00 <dematerialised> let this plague consume my flesh
15:48:00 <TheRiddler> it's probably not that sugary
15:48:00 <faux> r u sik
15:48:00 <dematerialised> I am :(
15:48:00 <faux> me 2
15:49:00 <faux> i have te ac on and im still sweating from my eyebal
15:49:00 <faux> s
15:49:00 <faux> :|
15:49:00 <dematerialised> yeah its fucking disgusting
15:49:00 <Clarkson> french canada for some nice sex in the woods bruh
15:49:00 <TheRiddler> sick of what?
15:49:00 <faux> have u taken anyhing
15:49:00 <dematerialised> was throwing up on tuesday and now i just feel like death warmed up
15:49:00 <TheRiddler> ohh
15:49:00 <dematerialised> nah just gonna ride it out
15:49:00 <faux> oh no
15:49:00 <faux> ye me 2
15:50:00 <faux> juat tea and panadol
15:50:00 <faux> ol
15:50:00 <faux> lo*
15:50:00 <faux> (
15:50:00 <TheRiddler> if I was going to say life take a holiday overseas
15:50:00 <faux> @?##83,#(8*
15:50:00 <faux> get well soons shane
15:50:00 <dematerialised> ty
15:50:00 <TheRiddler> speaking of
15:50:00 <faux> yw
15:50:00 <dematerialised> if you want to marry me and I die, you get 4.5 million
15:50:00 <TheRiddler> I'm going to book my holiday
15:50:00 <dematerialised> just on the side
15:50:00 <faux> ok
15:50:00 <faux> il twke one for the team
15:50:00 <faux> lol
15:51:00 <faux> :*
15:51:00 <dematerialised> sezz said she'd marry me for the insurance but i dont see a ring on my finger
15:51:00 <dematerialised> so you still have time
15:53:00 <faux> sez can stop being greedy shes already married ok
15:53:00 <faux> its snack time for me
15:53:00 <faux> bbs
15:55:00 <Serenity> look back off ok
15:55:00 <Serenity> first in best dressed
16:00:00 <TheRiddler> lol my sister posted a vid of nehpew looking at houses decorated for christmas
16:10:00 <thestig> hi sezz hi riddler
16:11:00 <Serenity> o/
16:11:00 <thestig> \/o
16:12:00 <thestig> bike ride tonight woot
16:13:00 <Serenity> yeah i need to do one too
16:15:00 <thestig> nice day for ut
16:15:00 <thestig> it
16:16:00 <faux> sez do u watch scream queens
16:18:00 <Serenity> neg
16:26:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-bhctkQUe4
16:26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: SEASON TOO TEASER EPISODE! (International Only) Views: 4,143 Uploader: ExplosmEntertainment Uploaded: Dec 10, 2015 Duration: 13m8s Rating: 4.25
16:26:00 <TheRiddler> catchy song
16:27:00 <Doodle> 420ish
16:29:00 <TheRiddler> lol awkward paws
16:29:00 <JingleBalls> [16:12] <thestig> bike ride tonight woot
16:29:00 <JingleBalls> me too stiggy urmum opens at 9
16:30:00 <British^Meat> hah
16:30:00 <JingleBalls> heheee
16:36:00 <simba> im shadsam irl
16:42:00 <faux> LMAO
16:42:00 <faux> idk why i found that so funny
16:43:00 <simba> because i'm not really
16:43:00 <faux> dashing through ya mummmmm with a one dick up her bummmmm
16:43:00 <faux> not you
16:43:00 <faux> i meant doodle soz
16:44:00 <JingleBalls> lol
16:44:00 <Serenity> shot down
16:44:00 <JingleBalls> oh
16:44:00 <faux> lol
16:44:00 <JingleBalls> i have to make a santa hat
16:44:00 <faux> HURRY THE FUFK UP
16:44:00 <faux> SHD
16:44:00 <simba> you cant have been talking about a your mum joke - you're wrong.
16:44:00 <JingleBalls> i'll get around to it
16:44:00 <faux> oh ok
16:44:00 <JingleBalls> i've been busy
16:44:00 <faux> lying
16:44:00 <faux> cunt
16:44:00 <JingleBalls> not lying
16:44:00 <JingleBalls> :/
16:44:00 <faux> doodle
16:44:00 <faux> i huffed some varnish
16:45:00 <JingleBalls> CHRISTina
16:45:00 <faux> not even gonna lie
16:45:00 <faux> yes
16:45:00 <JingleBalls> i was going to ask if u were off your face
16:45:00 <faux> lmaoo
16:45:00 <JingleBalls> but i know now
16:45:00 <faux> i dont mean today
16:45:00 <faux> yesti when i got home
16:45:00 <JingleBalls> r u sure
16:45:00 <JingleBalls> its ok to admit u have a varnish prob
16:45:00 <faux> day before
16:45:00 <faux> wheever i fucking gt home
16:45:00 <JingleBalls> your nose must be shiny as
16:45:00 <faux> its so weird when you guys call me christina
16:45:00 <faux> every time simba does
16:45:00 <JingleBalls> i think thats the first time
16:45:00 <faux> i feel like im in trouble
16:46:00 <JingleBalls> yeah
16:46:00 <faux> i like it though
16:46:00 <faux> i mean its me name
16:46:00 <faux> lol
16:46:00 <JingleBalls> i feel the same when ppl call me robert
16:46:00 <faux> Rob.
16:46:00 <faux> bobert
16:46:00 <JingleBalls> i've heard them all
16:46:00 <simba> i called you a beautiful soul and you thought i was being a dick, you dont get anything
16:46:00 <JingleBalls> *ass
16:46:00 <faux> me fam friend is robert and mum calls him bobert and thinks its hilarious
16:47:00 <faux> sif you sincerely called me a beautitul soul u cunt
16:47:00 <faux> tit
16:47:00 <simba> ur kooked kunt
16:48:00 <faux> fuk u
16:48:00 <faux> Jonarhon.
16:48:00 <faux> fuck
16:48:00 <faux> t.
16:48:00 <simba> lol
16:49:00 <simba> when the nazis are coming but ur horny af https://40.media.tumblr.com/ae0574888f2123f556f3d9748e14dd2a/tumblr_nq0fi60rvO1rk4g7xo1_r2_540.jpg
16:49:00 <JingleBalls> olawdy
16:49:00 <faux> yuck
16:49:00 <JingleBalls> lol
16:49:00 <faux> that is one dirty looking fachina
16:49:00 <JingleBalls> good for ugly birds
16:50:00 <JingleBalls> just hit it with the pressure washer first
16:50:00 <faux> its so ashy
16:50:00 <faux> lol
16:50:00 <faux> erkg
16:50:00 <faux> erkkkgh
16:50:00 <faux> maybe she needs the gas mask cos she stinks
16:50:00 <faux> leoesolzozlol
16:50:00 <JingleBalls> uhueuheu
16:50:00 <faux> euausjzx
16:50:00 <JingleBalls> POOEY
16:50:00 <faux> tooey
16:50:00 <faux> ratatoie
16:50:00 <faux> o
16:50:00 <faux> .
16:51:00 <TheRiddler> she looks half horse
16:51:00 <faux> k
16:51:00 <faux> brb Howard
16:51:00 <faux> shower&
16:51:00 <faux> lmao
16:51:00 <JingleBalls> i believe its spelt rattataiuooiuie
16:51:00 <TheRiddler> the bottom half
16:51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:51:00 <simba> you're half horse
16:52:00 <TheRiddler> I wish
16:54:00 <simba> lol https://41.media.tumblr.com/e300c493946b93679606e49632ed2c04/tumblr_n7vy4tJnjd1tn899ao1_1280.jpg
16:54:00 <simba> that is fucking frightening
16:55:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
17:00:00 <British^Meat> conflicting
17:00:00 <British^Meat> do we believe those words?
17:00:00 <gremlinz> oh hell no
17:02:00 <British^Meat> simba's just ruined everything
17:03:00 <simba> ????????
17:03:00 <simba> did you get xenoblade nerdlickles?
17:03:00 <British^Meat> no
17:03:00 <British^Meat> but i added it to my santa list
17:03:00 <simba> Brilliant.
17:04:00 <British^Meat> I am keen though, looks pretty awesome
17:04:00 <British^Meat> physical copy
17:04:00 <British^Meat> u?
17:04:00 <simba> yea its good
17:05:00 <simba> im finishing the first 1
17:07:00 <British^Meat> yer i'll have to look into the whole series, good game dude praised the shit out of the previous one and i dont even know what or when it was released
17:09:00 <simba> u can get it digitally on teh u for like 13 bux
17:13:00 <British^Meat> be good to dust off the old wii u again
17:14:00 <simba> we've been writing FUCK in mario maker
17:17:00 <British^Meat> chucked that on my list too
17:18:00 <simba> the second xenoblade is good but the themes are all Neo Los Angeles and you have guns and its set in 2050 AD, the first one is japanese as fuck and colorful and the characters are whack
17:18:00 <Clarkson> the fuck did u think i said
17:18:00 <simba> cram it Clarkson
17:18:00 <Clarkson> heh's a fuck tard learnt that long ago
17:18:00 <simba> it looks pretty amazing tho
17:19:00 <British^Meat> yer i think i remember it slighty, i just did a google, looked very mechy
17:19:00 <British^Meat> i mean xenogears
17:19:00 <British^Meat> ps1
17:27:00 <simba> im a xenogeare
17:30:00 <zaim> http://i.imgur.com/E1XYHtc.gifv
17:33:00 <British^Meat> gawsh
17:36:00 <British^Meat> http://imgur.com/gallery/uqicp46
17:37:00 <faux> gawsh
17:39:00 <simba> absolutely owned
17:43:00 <ComputerLabNerd> lolz
17:44:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off
17:45:00 <British^Meat> gawsh
17:46:00 <ComputerLabNerd> lol pigdog
17:46:00 <ComputerLabNerd> pigdog cunt lol
17:46:00 <ShadowLurker> bit angry
17:47:00 <ComputerLabNerd> lol ey
17:47:00 <simba> is this a bad egg
17:47:00 <ComputerLabNerd> i mean it like im the abo woman in this:
17:47:00 <ComputerLabNerd> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tatl1PBYim4
17:47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Crazy Aboriginal VS Bogan Views: 2,426,603 Uploader: Cressida25T Uploaded: Aug 4, 2009 Duration: 4m7s Rating: 4.76
17:47:00 <Serenity> jesus flipping heck
17:51:00 <faux> get out ComputerLabNerd
17:51:00 <faux> tysm
17:52:00 <simba> oh its Fridge Boy
17:53:00 <Abortion> Woof I'm a cow
17:53:00 <faux> ok
17:54:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
17:54:00 <faux> genuinely cannot be fucked cooking dinner
17:54:00 <Serenity> neither
17:54:00 <faux> im thinking of peanut butter on toast
17:54:00 <faux> maybe some banana
17:55:00 <faux> yep cool ty for listening
17:55:00 <thestig> im having lamb
17:55:00 <thestig> again
17:55:00 <ShadowLurker> banana... not for eating
17:55:00 <thestig> lol
17:56:00 <faux> yumm i want lamb
17:56:00 <faux> i took fish out to cook but i dont wanna stand in front f the stove when im sick
17:56:00 <faux> i been getting hot n cold flUshHsjeshz
17:56:00 <faux> caca
17:56:00 <thestig> aw u sick?
17:56:00 <faux> i think so
17:56:00 <faux> im soso drained. . my head is fucked and i been gettin hot n cold
17:57:00 <faux> if im not sick im getting there
17:57:00 <thestig> maybe its the things?
17:57:00 <faux> nah
17:57:00 <thestig> ah good
17:57:00 <faux> its been about 6 weeks
17:57:00 <faux> wouldn't be
17:57:00 <faux> i feel achey
17:57:00 <faux> like my bones are sore
17:57:00 <faux> lol
17:57:00 <faux> k im gonna make some toast and watch new ep of criminal minds
17:58:00 <faux> ywy
17:58:00 <faux> yeyyeyyewy
17:58:00 <faux> xxxoo
17:58:00 <thestig> bye
18:07:00 <simba> wont the real slim shady please stand up
18:23:00 <ComputerLabNerd> donald trump 2016
18:45:00 <milk> hello
18:45:00 <TheRon> boobs
18:47:00 <TheRon> beer and boobs
18:55:00 <TheRon> i bought 24 new friends today
18:57:00 <thestig> did u sponsor 20 african children?
18:57:00 <TheRon> carlton crowns
19:00:00 <thestig> ohh
19:05:00 <milk> top shelf
19:09:00 <simba> drinking a west end for the first time in me life
19:09:00 <TheRon> dear god!
19:10:00 <simba> it says "proudly supporting your adelaide strikers" who the fuck are they
19:10:00 <TheRon> soccer?
19:11:00 <Serenity> what the fuck is a west end
19:11:00 <simba> what
19:11:00 <simba> west end draught mate get a fucken tinnie up ya
19:11:00 <TheRon> it's like southwark only shitter
19:12:00 <Serenity> i dont know wht that is either
19:12:00 <simba> its not even bad, vb is actually bad
19:12:00 <Serenity> weird eastern beer i assume
19:12:00 <TheRon> it's from the pure waters that is adelaide
19:12:00 <simba> need a stack of peroni tins
19:14:00 <TheRon> till the landslide brought you down
19:15:00 <simba> teach you a lesson and take back my color
19:15:00 <chucky> vb is not bad
19:16:00 <chucky> it won top beer
19:16:00 <simba> in ur basement olympics?
19:17:00 <chucky> ah no
19:17:00 <chucky> http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/vb-goes-undercover-to-win-surry-hills-craft-beer-festival/
19:18:00 <simba> what a gay article
19:18:00 <simba> surry hills is not much bigger than ur basement
19:20:00 <TheRon> simba did you get banned from a A League game?
19:20:00 <chucky> surry hills is one of wealthiest areas in australia
19:20:00 <TheRon> is that why you don't go?
19:20:00 <chucky> but ok
19:20:00 <chucky> simba never been to a league game in his life
19:20:00 <simba> NRL?
19:20:00 <chucky> simba doesnt leave his house just ircs 24/7
19:20:00 <simba> lol
19:20:00 <simba> sorry to trigger you
19:21:00 <simba> oh a league
19:21:00 <simba> idk i went to the old NSL games
19:21:00 <simba> when cool clubs were in it
19:21:00 <simba> none of this GaY LeAguE
19:21:00 <TheRon> none of this auckland debacle stuff
19:21:00 <chucky> gay league ok lol
19:22:00 <TheRon> same strip, a dodgy pitch
19:22:00 <simba> nobody cares about adelaide united here and nobody ever will
19:22:00 <simba> because nobody cares about soccer franchises that dont represent anywhere
19:22:00 <simba> only adelaide crows pulls that off cos we got so many old people
19:24:00 <chucky> not true
19:25:00 <simba> go on
19:30:00 <simba> good 1
19:32:00 <TheRon> police probe dustin martin
19:36:00 <simba> erotic
19:38:00 <TheRon> he eserves a good probing
19:38:00 <HaIR-Do-Of-tHe-YeaR> http://imgur.com/nAKgZ0Z <-- chucky/plivent !!!!
19:39:00 <HaIR-Do-Of-tHe-YeaR> Loooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:40:00 <Soda> LOL....
19:42:00 <faux> how beautiful is his hair
19:43:00 <Soda> lol
19:43:00 <faux> gorgeous and lush
19:44:00 <faux> the perfect Bowl
19:45:00 <dematerialised> he has a pedophile smile
19:45:00 <Soda> dematerialised , Maybe you should grow up
19:46:00 <dematerialised> Soda are you plivent's boyfriend?
19:46:00 <dematerialised> Or just plivent?
19:46:00 <dematerialised> If you're plivent I feel compelled to advise you that you have a pedophile smile.
19:46:00 <faux> eh
19:47:00 <Soda> Iam just saying theres nothing wrong with him just becuase hes , got nice hair and smile
19:47:00 <Soda> some people need too grow up
19:47:00 <faux> lmao nice hair
19:47:00 <simba> maybe its whats behind the smile Soda did you ever think of that
19:47:00 <dematerialised> Soda your fingers are trembling.
19:47:00 <faux> hes not even smiling
19:47:00 <faux> also chucky is plivent
19:47:00 <faux> not soda
19:47:00 <Serenity> roflllllllll nice hair
19:47:00 <simba> well get rid of im
19:47:00 <Serenity> nice hair for a soup bowl
19:47:00 <dematerialised> I bet he smells like old cheese.
19:47:00 <Soda> So what , its just a guy
19:47:00 <faux> are your hands painted on
19:48:00 <Soda> wooptie do
19:48:00 <faux> wooptie do
19:48:00 <simba> oh yea Soda is the old new guy
19:48:00 <Soda> new?
19:48:00 <faux> i thinki got a mosquito bite on me butt cheek
19:48:00 <dematerialised> Oh here we go.
19:48:00 <Soda> ive been on this program since 2007
19:48:00 <simba> yea u just started typing
19:48:00 <dematerialised> "I've been on AustNet since the 1849 netsplit"
19:48:00 <simba> also that is pretty new
19:48:00 <dematerialised> see
19:49:00 <Serenity> ive been on dis ere programs since nam
19:49:00 <dematerialised> *nobody cares* Soda
19:49:00 <faux> lol
19:49:00 <dematerialised> N O B O D Y C A R E S
19:49:00 <faux> soda seems like Student
19:49:00 <Soda> ? student?
19:49:00 <faux> same foreignness
19:49:00 <dematerialised> yeah it is
19:49:00 <simba> u guys suck
19:49:00 <faux> darlingggfff iiiiii
19:49:00 <faux> be boning u
19:50:00 <JingleBalls> olawd
19:50:00 <faux> til were seventyytt
19:50:00 <faux> yay hi doodle
19:50:00 <JingleBalls> hi lovely
19:50:00 <faux> how was blue fush
19:50:00 <JingleBalls> awes ty
19:50:00 <faux> nice
19:50:00 <faux> i had peanut butter n banana on toast
19:50:00 <faux> tysm
19:50:00 <JingleBalls> eek
19:50:00 <faux> lol
19:50:00 <Serenity> fuckk that sounds so good
19:50:00 <JingleBalls> not 2 me
19:51:00 <faux> too drained to cook
19:51:00 <faux> i wanna shower again halp pls
19:51:00 <JingleBalls> k
19:51:00 <Serenity> well its not our fault it will kill you
19:51:00 <Serenity> freakk
19:51:00 <JingleBalls> WELL
19:51:00 <faux> r u alletgic
19:51:00 <faux> 2 nuts
19:51:00 <JingleBalls> a bit
19:51:00 <faux> poor poodleman
19:51:00 <Serenity> just enough to cause a little death
19:51:00 <faux> loeezlozl
19:51:00 <dematerialised> whatever illness i have keeps making me pass out
19:51:00 <dematerialised> it sucks
19:51:00 <JingleBalls> gross
19:52:00 <JingleBalls> go to the dr?
19:52:00 <faux> :/
19:52:00 <Serenity> dude go to the fn dr
19:52:00 <faux> like actual pass out
19:52:00 <dematerialised> yeah
19:52:00 <dematerialised> i was just watching a movie and my head kept falling back lol
19:52:00 <faux> yeah i woue see a doc
19:52:00 <faux> would&
19:52:00 <Serenity> ohh soda is jason
19:52:00 <JingleBalls> maybe u have narcolepsy
19:52:00 <faux> probs need anti bs
19:52:00 <simba> u guys pissed off the old guy
19:52:00 <JingleBalls> unless u were watching star wars, my head would fall back too
19:52:00 <dematerialised> haha
19:52:00 <Serenity> jasons not old hes just from rockingham
19:52:00 <dematerialised> jason is a faggot
19:53:00 <dematerialised> just quietly
19:53:00 <faux> sez shower me
19:53:00 <simba> you are anything but quiet dematerialised
19:53:00 <faux> ill give u a dolla
19:53:00 <JingleBalls> NO FUCK OFF
19:53:00 <faux> h
19:53:00 <JingleBalls> I WAS GOING TO
19:53:00 <faux> oh
19:53:00 <faux> OH OK
19:53:00 <JingleBalls> for free
19:53:00 <faux> Sez fuck off
19:53:00 <JingleBalls> lmao
19:53:00 <faux> oh phew
19:53:00 <faux> saved a buck
19:53:00 <JingleBalls> yeee
19:53:00 <JingleBalls> now u can put the kids thru college
19:53:00 <faux> she got hired and fired without saying a word
19:53:00 <dematerialised> i feel faux should battle in a mud wrestling competition for us where she is the only competitor
19:53:00 <faux> ew kids
19:53:00 <JingleBalls> haha
19:53:00 <faux> im not an idiot
19:53:00 <faux> i feel not
19:53:00 <Serenity> you're all fucking cunts
19:54:00 <JingleBalls> i'm not
19:54:00 <faux> oh ok
19:54:00 <JingleBalls> sadly
19:54:00 <JingleBalls> :(
19:54:00 <faux> ye she left me
19:54:00 <faux> brbcrying
19:54:00 <faux> DARLING I
19:54:00 <faux> SOMETHING SOMETHING
19:54:00 <simba> olawd
19:54:00 <faux> RANGA SONGS
19:55:00 <simba> the queen of cunts has spoken
19:55:00 <simba> no wait thats technically faux
19:55:00 <faux> oh i thought u meant me
19:55:00 <faux> but u clearly CLEARLY
19:55:00 <faux> meant doodle
19:55:00 <faux> haheua
19:55:00 <simba> i meant g^style
19:55:00 <JingleBalls> hehee
19:55:00 <faux> yeye
19:55:00 <faux> good save
19:56:00 <JingleBalls> i had a good shave today
19:57:00 <TheRon> the balls?
19:57:00 <JingleBalls> haha no
19:57:00 <JingleBalls> face parts
19:57:00 <Serenity> did you just call me queen of cunts
19:57:00 <faux> piz
19:57:00 <faux> x
19:57:00 <faux> lmao
19:57:00 <JingleBalls> of my balls?
19:57:00 <faux> ye
19:57:00 <JingleBalls> y4
19:57:00 <faux> cos
19:57:00 <dematerialised> don't fall for the trap
19:57:00 <JingleBalls> theyre not accessible atm
19:57:00 <faux> SB
19:58:00 <faux> are they in someones purse
19:58:00 <JingleBalls> no theyre in my jocks
19:58:00 <faux> ix
19:58:00 <faux> p
19:58:00 <faux> fuxk im bored
19:58:00 <JingleBalls> oh gee thx
19:58:00 <faux> also yay my grandma is gonna give me a little mint plant for my verandah
19:58:00 <faux> lol
19:59:00 <faux> luv me sum mint
19:59:00 <dematerialised> i think i should clean out the fridge, the rotten fruit smell has attached itself to my water bottle
19:59:00 <faux> ew
19:59:00 <faux> im surprised u eveb bought fruit
19:59:00 <Serenity> you should be condemned
19:59:00 <amsy> ?
19:59:00 <faux> or has it been ther since 1970
19:59:00 <Serenity> like.. you the house everything
19:59:00 <faux> hi bb
19:59:00 <amsy> hi xx
19:59:00 <dematerialised> i would guess since about march this year
19:59:00 <dematerialised> if i remember correctly
20:00:00 <faux> .
20:00:00 <Serenity> ......
20:00:00 <faux> u are fez
20:00:00 <dematerialised> you should see the loaf of bread in there
20:00:00 <dematerialised> its just one big green block
20:00:00 <faux> i wasnt here forabout 2 months and first thing i did when i got home wa empty the fridhe
20:00:00 <Serenity> oh dude stop
20:00:00 <faux> i had zucchini that was like melted and almost cried
20:00:00 <faux> i made dad do it
20:00:00 <faux> lmao
20:00:00 <dematerialised> like oscar the grouch shaved his pubes and then cubed it up
20:00:00 <simba> when was the last time another human saw into your fridge
20:01:00 <faux> Yuck ffs
20:01:00 <faux> clean u grub
20:01:00 <faux> im actually aboutto vomit
20:01:00 <dematerialised> the fridge only exists to complete the household whitegoods collection
20:01:00 <dematerialised> i dont actually use it
20:01:00 <faux> stop
20:01:00 <faux> typing
20:01:00 <dematerialised> haha
20:01:00 <faux> please
20:01:00 <dematerialised> my lungs hurt
20:01:00 <dematerialised> i can't laugh
20:01:00 <dematerialised> :(
20:01:00 <faux> im not kidding
20:01:00 <faux> youre making me feel sick
20:02:00 <Serenity> me too and im no where near as bad as faux
20:02:00 <faux> :(
20:02:00 <dematerialised> so what you're saying is you really want me to take photos
20:02:00 <Serenity> no.
20:02:00 <simba> <@simba> when was the last time another human saw into your fridge - did that happen
20:02:00 <faux> my heart rate has actually gone up
20:02:00 <amsy> yes
20:02:00 <BunkenLarsen> coles staff are there to provide the very best service in the country. utilize this
20:02:00 <Serenity> i will let her perm ban you if you do
20:02:00 <TheRon> sweet caroline
20:02:00 <amsy> i feel lke judging
20:02:00 <TheRon> bam bam bam
20:02:00 <dematerialised> that sounds like a challenge
20:02:00 <amsy> like*
20:02:00 <faux> judge him in private please
20:02:00 <BunkenLarsen> bunken
20:03:00 <dematerialised> stfu BunkenLarsen
20:03:00 <dematerialised> you fucking crack fiend
20:03:00 <dematerialised> ty
20:03:00 <faux> wow hes annoying
20:03:00 <couleurs> hello everybody
20:03:00 <dematerialised> hihi
20:03:00 <faux> hello
20:03:00 <faux> do uni admins close at 5
20:04:00 <dematerialised> 4:30-5
20:04:00 <faux> damn
20:04:00 <couleurs> my foot is itchy!!!!!!!!!
20:05:00 <faux> use a cheese grater
20:05:00 <dematerialised> scratch it on the nearest table leg
20:05:00 <faux> can u stop typing and go and clean your fridhe
20:05:00 <simba> yes
20:05:00 <couleurs> ok
20:06:00 <dematerialised> i think its best i dont go near the fridge
20:06:00 <dematerialised> lest i absorb its powers
20:06:00 <faux> do you not have fruit flies
20:06:00 <dematerialised> outside i do, fucking cunts ruin my plum trees
20:06:00 <Serenity> fruit flies killed out lemons :(
20:06:00 <Serenity> our
20:06:00 <faux> or some disgusting creatures lingering in your kitchen
20:07:00 <dematerialised> nah my place is mostly bug free
20:07:00 <dematerialised> we get millipedes but they are everywhere here
20:07:00 <faux> lol mostly
20:07:00 <faux> skdizsissnslxixonddld
20:07:00 <Serenity> fucking millipedes!
20:07:00 <dematerialised> and big bush cockroaches because i have such a leafy backyard
20:07:00 <Clarkson> yeah asif you didnt start fucking with him
20:07:00 <Serenity> there was like 345435 of them on my wall the other day
20:07:00 <dematerialised> they live in my roof/walls
20:07:00 <dematerialised> yeah whenever it rains they come out
20:07:00 <faux> stopppp it
20:07:00 <faux> lol
20:07:00 <dematerialised> ever since I cleared out the western side of the house/side garden vines and shit
20:07:00 <faux> i hate bugs
20:07:00 <faux> i wojld cry
20:07:00 <simba> millipede cum
20:07:00 <dematerialised> i've had a shitton less
20:08:00 <faux> brb pee
20:08:00 <dematerialised> they love dead leaves and shit
20:08:00 <Serenity> everywhere in perth has millipedes
20:08:00 <Serenity> theyre fucked
20:08:00 <dematerialised> but yeah, ever since ripping out all of the overgrowth down the side of the house
20:08:00 <dematerialised> much less problems
20:08:00 <simba> we call them pedes down here cos theyre sick cunts
20:08:00 <Serenity> our old house used to get ambused by catepillars
20:09:00 <JingleBalls> i believe its spelt cattlepiddlers
20:09:00 <Serenity> i believe its shut the fuck up robert
20:09:00 <JingleBalls> wow
20:09:00 <Serenity> sorry im hangry
20:09:00 <JingleBalls> i noticed
20:10:00 <simba> every dad has his day
20:10:00 <Serenity> why is that barkenlarker guy harassing me
20:11:00 <JingleBalls> cos he is a fkwit
20:11:00 <Serenity> who the fuck is it
20:11:00 <JingleBalls> nfi
20:11:00 <simba> stuffz
20:11:00 <JingleBalls> some fkwit
20:11:00 <JingleBalls> oh i was right
20:11:00 <simba> some fkwit is also acceptable
20:12:00 <JingleBalls> it was one of the top survey responses
20:12:00 <Serenity> its not stuffz
20:12:00 <simba> y
20:12:00 <JingleBalls> its not open for debate sarah, the men have spoken
20:12:00 <TheRon> jeopardy, the subject is barenlarker
20:13:00 <JingleBalls> what is a fkwit thx alex
20:13:00 <Serenity> you can kiss my arse
20:13:00 <JingleBalls> lol
20:13:00 <Serenity> you're all shit at irc detective work
20:13:00 <Serenity> this is fucking serious shit k
20:13:00 <simba> who is it then piss queen
20:13:00 <JingleBalls> i wasnt even detectiving
20:14:00 <Serenity> if i knew who it was i wouldnt have asked. but its not stuffz, any dickhead can see that
20:14:00 <dematerialised> yeah
20:14:00 <dematerialised> fucken dickheads
20:14:00 <dematerialised> usless
20:14:00 <simba> how
20:16:00 <dematerialised> because i dont think that they'd understand
20:17:00 <simba> Cripes.
20:17:00 <TheRon> jeepers!
20:17:00 <simba> can we change the topic to 'Ethan's Balls' to see what kind of reaction we get
20:17:00 <TheRon> james brayshaw, ramming the point home?
20:18:00 <simba> good 1 bill
20:22:00 <simba> garry lyon warning 10 hours
20:23:00 <TheRon> are we allowed to show the stretcher?
20:23:00 <amsy> what
20:23:00 <JingleBalls> who
20:24:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsijIlFtAFw
20:24:00 <amsy> hi roodles
20:24:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Gwen Stefani - What You Waiting For? (Director's Cut) Views: 2,785,632 Uploader: GwenStefaniVEVO Uploaded: Oct 9, 2009 Duration: 8m36s Rating: 4.86
20:24:00 <JingleBalls> hai amsypoos o//
20:24:00 <couleurs> das meine jam
20:24:00 <TheRon> i've seen the garry lyon at the zoo, lying down doing bugger all, stricken by back injury
20:24:00 <amsy> tik tok
20:24:00 <simba> tic toc tic toc
20:24:00 <JingleBalls> tikkentokken
20:25:00 <couleurs> HEhehhehhEH
20:25:00 <amsy> lmao
20:25:00 <amsy> tikkentokken tikkentokken number 9
20:25:00 <JingleBalls> haha
20:25:00 <TheRon> no.9, no.9, no.9 ............
20:26:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 The Beatles - Revolution 9.mp3 (11.5MB 192kbps Stereo 8:22)
20:26:00 <TheRon> WD
20:26:00 <JingleBalls> ta very much
20:26:00 <TheRon> not sure ppl would get that
20:26:00 <JingleBalls> i'm old
20:26:00 <TheRon> aren't we all
20:26:00 <JingleBalls> no, those cunts arent
20:26:00 <JingleBalls> look at them with their shit eating grins
20:27:00 <TheRon> ppl born in the late 70's early 80's are the best
20:27:00 <amsy> 1985 specifically
20:27:00 <TheRon> better than all these ppl
20:28:00 <JingleBalls> 1985 is borderline
20:28:00 <TheRon> very
20:28:00 <amsy> i said specifically
20:28:00 <TheRon> you're no good
20:28:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Prodigy - No Good (Start The Dance).mp3 (14.42MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 6:18)
20:29:00 <couleurs> i'm specifically
20:29:00 <amsy> i am still in bed
20:29:00 <amsy> :')
20:29:00 <TheRon> hands above the doona
20:29:00 <JingleBalls> lol
20:29:00 <simba> im a harajuku girl
20:30:00 <TheRon> ppl are so randy these days
20:30:00 <JingleBalls> any minute now my phone is going to beep
20:30:00 <JingleBalls> and tell me 2 exercise
20:30:00 <JingleBalls> why does it hate me
20:30:00 <TheRon> tell it to fuck off
20:30:00 <JingleBalls> i tried
20:30:00 <JingleBalls> its perisistent
20:30:00 <JingleBalls> presistent
20:30:00 <JingleBalls> persistent
20:30:00 <JingleBalls> .
20:30:00 <JingleBalls> like me
20:30:00 <gremlinz> https://i.imgur.com/6lX03ZF.gifv
20:30:00 <JingleBalls> hi gertie
20:31:00 <amelia> hay WangBang how be jew
20:31:00 <TheRon> you so have to watch the souht park ep with the shake weight
20:31:00 <JingleBalls> eh nobbad
20:31:00 <JingleBalls> u?
20:31:00 <amsy> i was supposed to go for a walk with a friend today but she wimped out because of weather for like the first time ever
20:31:00 <JingleBalls> what a girl
20:31:00 <amsy> i think she was just tired lol
20:31:00 <amelia> since 1st dec i have been in an amazing mood
20:31:00 <JingleBalls> onice
20:31:00 <amelia> i fucking love christmas
20:31:00 <JingleBalls> lol
20:31:00 <simba> gremlinz https://33.media.tumblr.com/951c3602b40056281a230d3a93393a10/tumblr_inline_nyuwhdNEXO1rusaov_500.gif
20:31:00 <TheRon> i don't
20:31:00 <couleurs> i wimp out all the time
20:31:00 <dematerialised> what evil lurks in the hearts of men
20:31:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Perry Como - It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas.mp3 (2.44MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:40)
20:31:00 <TheRon> the carols shit me
20:31:00 <JingleBalls> oh really
20:32:00 <JingleBalls> do they
20:32:00 <JingleBalls> really
20:32:00 <JingleBalls> cos i have heaps
20:32:00 <JingleBalls> :D
20:32:00 <amelia> even little drummer boy?
20:32:00 <dematerialised> i should put my christmas tree up
20:32:00 <amsy> we usually go in any weather
20:32:00 <dematerialised> but im afraid there might be rats living in the box
20:32:00 <couleurs> i'm george costanzo
20:32:00 <TheRon> i like wham
20:32:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Boney M - Little Drummer Boy.mp3 (4MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:22)
20:32:00 <gremlinz> gold
20:32:00 <Zade> nice tune JingleBalls
20:32:00 <amsy> glorp contandas
20:32:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Wham! - Last Christmas.mp3 (10.2MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 4:27)
20:32:00 <JingleBalls> ?
20:32:00 <JingleBalls> boney m rocks
20:33:00 <JingleBalls> my jocks
20:33:00 <dematerialised> ^^
20:33:00 <amsy> boney m - home for christmas
20:33:00 <amsy> the start is awesome
20:33:00 <JingleBalls> amsy said boney
20:33:00 <JingleBalls> ihihihihih
20:34:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxm1FlLSfe4
20:34:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Mary's Boy Child / Oh My Lord - Boney M Views: 4,612,074 Uploader: Ben Wilder Uploaded: Mar 12, 2008 Duration: 5m40s Rating: 4.79
20:34:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Boney M - Mary's Boy Child.mp3 (7.01MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 7:39)
20:34:00 <TheRon> this clip cracks me up
20:34:00 <JingleBalls> all their clips are hilair
20:34:00 <JingleBalls> so much glitter
20:34:00 <JingleBalls> and flares
20:35:00 <TheRon> i think it's the bloke
20:35:00 <JingleBalls> its like someone copy pasted grace knight on stage
20:35:00 <Zade> ma baker is the best
20:35:00 <Serenity> BROWN GIRL IN THE RING TRA LA LA LALA
20:35:00 <JingleBalls> loooooooooooool
20:35:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Boney M - Brown Girl In The Ring.mp3 (3.67MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:00)
20:35:00 <JingleBalls> traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa la la la la la
20:36:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Dean Martin - Let It Snow Let It Snow Let It Snow.mp3 (4.45MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 1:56)
20:36:00 <Serenity> hhaha
20:36:00 <JingleBalls> its going to snow in tassie tomorrow they reckon
20:37:00 <amsy> its not even going to snow here
20:37:00 <JingleBalls> merry bloody xmas
20:37:00 <JingleBalls> oh poo
20:37:00 <amsy> first non white christmass since ive been here
20:37:00 <amsy> :'(
20:37:00 <dematerialised> racist
20:37:00 <JingleBalls> lolol
20:37:00 <amsy> lol
20:37:00 <JingleBalls> we always have non white xmases
20:37:00 <JingleBalls> since my cousin mrried an azn
20:37:00 <TheRon> do they know it's christmas time at all
20:37:00 <JingleBalls> +a
20:38:00 <simba> who dreams of a yellow christmas
20:38:00 <TheRon> the chinese
20:38:00 <dematerialised> i dream of seeing my dead family every christmas
20:38:00 <amsy> wait it might snow a bit on monday
20:39:00 <amsy> but then the temp climbs to 6/7 again
20:39:00 <amsy> :'(
20:39:00 <JingleBalls> global warming etc etc
20:39:00 <faux> :'(
20:39:00 <faux> soz
20:39:00 <faux> its me farts
20:39:00 <faux> pix
20:39:00 <JingleBalls> ehehehe
20:39:00 <TheRon> wouldn't mind a crack at that myself sarge
20:40:00 <JingleBalls> methane madness
20:40:00 <faux> eheehwnszzz
20:40:00 <faux> AMBER
20:40:00 <JingleBalls> exactemente mon generale
20:40:00 <amsy> hi
20:40:00 <faux> sucer mon penis
20:40:00 <Clarkson> Aaron u sick fuck
20:40:00 <JingleBalls> lmao
20:40:00 <faux> hi im up to date w sA
20:40:00 <faux> sQ
20:40:00 <JingleBalls> VA SUCER UN BAISE
20:40:00 <faux> pls hurry
20:41:00 <faux> u
20:41:00 <JingleBalls> k
20:41:00 <JingleBalls> swing by
20:41:00 <amsy> will have to wait until next week
20:41:00 <amsy> soz
20:41:00 <faux> ffs
20:41:00 <faux> stupid london
20:41:00 <faux> cancel your trip
20:41:00 <faux> LOL
20:41:00 <dematerialised> le ettute un francois tres baguette
20:41:00 <amsy> lollll
20:41:00 <faux> soz stenie cant go must watch sQ
20:42:00 <JingleBalls> short Quail
20:42:00 <dematerialised> bye richard
20:42:00 <richard> hunh
20:42:00 <faux> get out richard
20:42:00 <faux> pls
20:42:00 <faux> you too chucky
20:42:00 <TheRon> we are the world
20:42:00 <faux> why are they still here :'
20:42:00 <faux> (
20:42:00 <TheRon> we are the children
20:42:00 <amsy> no hookers here richard
20:42:00 <JingleBalls> cos u havent banned them yet
20:42:00 <faux> hunh
20:42:00 <richard> amsy asl
20:42:00 <amsy> no
20:42:00 <faux> Ming Hunh
20:42:00 <JingleBalls> lol
20:43:00 <dematerialised> mein negro
20:43:00 <richard> hi JingleBells
20:43:00 <JingleBalls> no
20:43:00 <amsy> neger
20:43:00 <JingleBalls> not yet
20:43:00 <dematerialised> sorry, mein negger
20:43:00 <amsy> bananplukker
20:43:00 <dematerialised> :O
20:43:00 <JingleBalls> bless you
20:43:00 <dematerialised> so rude
20:43:00 <amsy> lol
20:43:00 <amsy> banana picker
20:44:00 <JingleBalls> loooool
20:44:00 <JingleBalls> sacre bleu
20:44:00 <faux> 20:43] <richard> FUX YOU FUCKING CUNT
20:44:00 <faux> lmao
20:44:00 <JingleBalls> lol
20:44:00 <faux> FUX
20:44:00 <amsy> so angry
20:44:00 <couleurs> https://youtu.be/FrG4TEcSuRg
20:44:00 <JingleBalls> en francais sil vous plait richard
20:44:00 <faux> poor dick
20:44:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: PSY - DADDY(feat. CL of 2NE1) M/V Views: 45,068,776 Uploader: officialpsy Uploaded: Nov 30, 2015 Duration: 4m6s Rating: 4.65
20:44:00 <amsy> all it does is ask about hookers
20:44:00 <faux> LOL
20:44:00 <couleurs> my favourite new xmas song
20:44:00 <faux> no
20:44:00 <faux> mariah ok
20:44:00 <JingleBalls> that clip rules
20:44:00 <dematerialised> is PSY still a thing?
20:44:00 <amsy> lol
20:44:00 <JingleBalls> yes
20:44:00 <JingleBalls> yes he is
20:45:00 <dematerialised> im wat ching it now
20:45:00 <faux> isnt he an irc user
20:45:00 <amsy> every time i hear mariah i get really happy
20:45:00 <faux> wat ching
20:45:00 <faux> xm
20:45:00 <faux> dat ching
20:45:00 <simba> lol PSY
20:45:00 <JingleBalls> cos she is banging james packer?
20:45:00 <TheRon> wang chung?
20:45:00 <faux> me 2 amsy
20:45:00 <JingleBalls> paker full of cock
20:45:00 <JingleBalls> c
20:45:00 <Clarkson> if you befriend gays, it means you are slightly gay
20:45:00 <faux> its def out xmas song
20:45:00 <faux> :')
20:45:00 <TheRon> james packers middlw initial F?
20:45:00 <faux> lmaoo that clip of the chick dancing w the santa hat
20:45:00 <amsy> stenie and i heard it on the way to the christmas market last weekend
20:45:00 <faux> best
20:46:00 <amsy> screaming
20:46:00 <JingleBalls> probably
20:46:00 <TheRon> he could be fudge packer
20:46:00 <faux> DID U THINK OF ME PLS
20:46:00 <JingleBalls> frank lol
20:46:00 <amsy> yes of course
20:46:00 <JingleBalls> was kerry's dad
20:46:00 <faux> :'(
20:46:00 <JingleBalls> sir frank packer-fudge
20:46:00 <amsy> havent packed
20:46:00 <faux> oh phew
20:46:00 <faux> i was lagging
20:47:00 <faux> almost cried
20:47:00 <TheRon> that's what she said
20:47:00 <simba> longest 3 mins of my life hearing that song
20:47:00 <amsy> simbo
20:47:00 <dematerialised> ok the video is cool
20:47:00 <dematerialised> the song is shit
20:47:00 <JingleBalls> lol
20:48:00 <amsy> get rocket league on steam tysm
20:48:00 <dematerialised> did someone say rocket league
20:48:00 <JingleBalls> i want a combover mullet
20:48:00 <dematerialised> come at me bro
20:48:00 <dematerialised> i'll wreck you
20:48:00 <simba> ok!!
20:48:00 <dematerialised> Expert rank right here
20:48:00 <dematerialised> im 2g
20:48:00 <amsy> we'll play next week
20:48:00 <Clarkson> i wasnt being a cunt
20:48:00 <amsy> for reals
20:48:00 <simba> a game 2 own irc cunts at
20:48:00 <Clarkson> beehhh, you're an alcoholic fucking loser.
20:48:00 <simba> and lovely ladies such as aimbot
20:48:00 <couleurs> is that like FiFa
20:49:00 <amsy> bf and i were up until 3 this morning playing
20:49:00 <dematerialised> it is actually
20:49:00 <JingleBalls> :o
20:49:00 <dematerialised> its fifa with cars
20:49:00 <JingleBalls> filth
20:49:00 <amsy> allnof a sudden some hours were gone
20:49:00 <dematerialised> haha amsy
20:49:00 <dematerialised> it gets like that sometimes
20:49:00 <amsy> bad
20:49:00 <faux> allnof
20:49:00 <dematerialised> specially when you arent waiting for a match
20:49:00 <couleurs> Interesting....................
20:49:00 <simba> fantasy violence? i'
20:49:00 <simba> i'll ask my mom......
20:50:00 <faux> i'
20:50:00 <simba> i' whoa it is fifa with cars
20:50:00 <dematerialised> yes
20:50:00 <simba> ps4 pc cross play thats p cool
20:50:00 <amsy> :))))))
20:50:00 <dematerialised> yeah, you cant party up between them though
20:50:00 <dematerialised> which is gay
20:50:00 <amsy> its fun
20:51:00 <dematerialised> and its very fun
20:51:00 <TheRon> hello! is it me you're looking for
20:51:00 <couleurs> FiFa and Cars are 2 of my favourite thang
20:51:00 <dematerialised> if you aren't bm'ing the other team you're not playing it properly
20:51:00 <simba> can u be carcelona lol
20:51:00 <amsy> lmao
20:52:00 <couleurs> ps4 should shoot out prizza from it's slot when u score a gole HELLO BEST GAME EVER THING CREATED OK BYE
20:52:00 <Serenity> and if you like the wayyy you look that muchh oh baby you should go and love yourselfff
20:53:00 <amsy> lmao
20:53:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0zEzI-Z3Mo
20:53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bus Simulator 16 - Teaser Trailer Views: 4,704 Uploader: GameSpot Uploaded: Dec 10, 2015 Duration: 0m37s Rating: 3.81
20:53:00 <couleurs> whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:54:00 <TheRon> speed simulator?
20:54:00 <amsy> haha i like it
20:55:00 <couleurs> i love the way the passengers jump on
20:55:00 <couleurs> that sold me
20:55:00 <simba> b1 simulator 2016
20:56:00 <TheRon> a lot of wheezing?
20:57:00 <couleurs> it would just be him coughing, losing his wallet and complaining
20:57:00 <simba> very frequent stops
20:57:00 <amsy> lol
20:57:00 <simba> the lost wallet story DLC
20:58:00 <couleurs> The Bundesleager You Tube Channile. Sussbribe Now.
20:58:00 <couleurs> Now. *points*
20:59:00 <amsy> and dont forget to susscribe
20:59:00 <simba> hier >
20:59:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR0ccNSIBYE
20:59:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Pure Drama! Kagawa's Last Second Goal in Wolfsburg Views: 51,386 Uploader: Bundesliga Uploaded: Dec 8, 2015 Duration: 0m31s Rating: 4.98
20:59:00 <couleurs> Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:01:00 <simba> but can they beat carcelona
21:01:00 <couleurs> :P
21:10:00 <amsy> lol booked a flight for 19:25 specifically because it allowed us to get to the airport if my bf decided to work today
21:10:00 <amsy> its just been moved to 18:35
21:10:00 <amsy> .....
21:10:00 <amsy> wtf
21:10:00 <dematerialised> plane?
21:10:00 <dematerialised> oh
21:10:00 <dematerialised> der
21:10:00 <dematerialised> of course
21:10:00 <dematerialised> thats pretty shit
21:11:00 <amsy> he decided not to go
21:11:00 <amsy> we could have gone even earlier :'(
21:12:00 <faux> exem
21:12:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAb05qK-Us4
21:12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Johnny Gill - The Floor Views: 32,141 Uploader: Peter Elie Uploaded: Aug 9, 2012 Duration: 4m9s Rating: 4.91
21:12:00 <couleurs> where you going...
21:13:00 <faux> 2 syd 2 c me
21:13:00 <amsy> im going to london to visit the queen
21:13:00 <faux> aka sydney to visit me
21:13:00 <amsy> lol
21:13:00 <faux> its code
21:13:00 <dematerialised> to visit the quim
21:13:00 <couleurs> lady gaga?
21:13:00 <TheRon> pillow fights?
21:14:00 <couleurs> question, mark?
21:14:00 <faux> TheRon have you ever been with a woman
21:14:00 <amsy> lol
21:14:00 <TheRon> of my own?
21:14:00 <couleurs> TheRon have you ever felt like bean a women
21:14:00 <couleurs> .mp3
21:15:00 <xm> fauxy
21:15:00 <faux> hi
21:15:00 <faux> how art thou
21:15:00 <xm> notta bad
21:15:00 <TheRon> tow chicks together, thye pillow fight, am i wrong?
21:15:00 <xm> just got home
21:15:00 <xm> u?
21:15:00 <TheRon> two
21:15:00 <couleurs> jenna r u sai
21:16:00 <amsy> ahahaha
21:16:00 <Zade> i bet merle at the bowls club would not mind a bit of TheRon
21:16:00 <faux> im good tt
21:16:00 <faux> ty
21:16:00 <TheRon> how could she resist
21:16:00 <Zade> exactly
21:17:00 <amsy> too bad shes 80
21:17:00 <TheRon> i like to spend ours in the bath to wrinkle up for the occasion
21:17:00 <TheRon> hours
21:17:00 <dematerialised> ive always wondered if thats how they get ready
21:19:00 <xm> TheRon wakes up every morning to the obituary section, goes through all the halftone images of the dead grannies and says, "damn, what a waste"
21:20:00 <TheRon> "damn, i didn't have that one!"
21:20:00 <xm> you can be a funeral crasher
21:20:00 <TheRon> i could be
21:21:00 <xm> get them while they're vulnerable, just dont get "you remind me of my grandson"-zoned
21:21:00 <xm> so make your moves early. make your intentions clear
21:21:00 <TheRon> i've seen the looks when i bend over to bowl
21:21:00 <Zade> the pity look?
21:21:00 <couleurs> LLCoolJAY more like LLCoolRON
21:22:00 <TheRon> nah it's the 6 inches of arse crack they see
21:22:00 <Zade> lol ok
21:39:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/GpnmB2I
21:39:00 <faux> gross
21:40:00 <couleurs> nsfl
21:40:00 <Serenity> no! why?
21:42:00 <dematerialised> that's not food
21:44:00 <Maurice> Reminds me of the trifle from Friends
21:44:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/skmVUMF
21:44:00 <dematerialised> what is that
21:45:00 <couleurs> that 1 cool potato
21:46:00 <xm> looks like b1
21:46:00 <dematerialised> it does kind look like it smells like piss
21:52:00 <Serenity> piss and pea soup
21:53:00 <Serenity> how did he get in here
21:55:00 <faux> http://imgur.com/UQPIUhl
21:56:00 <couleurs> looks like a caterpillar :)
21:59:00 <xm> more like those Zipp icy poles to me
22:00:00 <faux> yum
22:00:00 <amelia> cyclones
22:03:00 <simba> cyclopse cum
22:03:00 <JingleBalls> cyclones fucking ROCK
22:03:00 <faux> cyclopse
22:04:00 <simba> knows how to spell cyclops
22:04:00 <faux> lmaoo
22:04:00 <faux> doesnt know how to spell cyclops
22:04:00 <simba> on her high horse about cyclops
22:04:00 <faux> LOLLLLL
22:04:00 <faux> stop
22:04:00 <simba> FUCK
22:04:00 <faux> why is everything hilarious tonight
22:04:00 <faux> :(((((((
22:04:00 <JingleBalls> varnish
22:04:00 <faux> LOL
22:05:00 <faux> i smelt it yesti
22:05:00 <JingleBalls> varnish hangover
22:05:00 <faux> or day before testi
22:05:00 <faux> yesti
22:05:00 <dematerialised> lightweight
22:05:00 <JingleBalls> varnish flashbacks
22:05:00 <simba> luke lightweed
22:05:00 <faux> go clean yr fridhe
22:05:00 <dematerialised> NO
22:05:00 <JingleBalls> no its clean
22:05:00 <JingleBalls> oh
22:05:00 <TheRiddler> faux still hits her head on the doorknob
22:05:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:05:00 <faux> n
22:05:00 <faux> .
22:05:00 <faux> what
22:05:00 <JingleBalls> its not a doorknob ;)
22:05:00 <simba> go eat ur green bread
22:05:00 <faux> ARE YOU CALLING ME SHORT
22:05:00 <TheRiddler> the image
22:06:00 <TheRiddler> short n cute :p
22:06:00 <simba> :p
22:06:00 <faux> what image
22:06:00 <faux> oh
22:06:00 <faux> :p
22:06:00 <dematerialised> Head On
22:06:00 <JingleBalls> D:
22:06:00 <dematerialised> apply directly to forehead
22:06:00 <JingleBalls> :o
22:06:00 <Doodle> hello i am gay irl
22:06:00 <JingleBalls> lol
22:06:00 <JingleBalls> o/`
22:06:00 <faux> lol
22:06:00 <JingleBalls> i cant help it if i am irresitable to everyone
22:07:00 <JingleBalls> s
22:07:00 <JingleBalls> :/
22:07:00 <faux> sitable
22:07:00 <dematerialised> everyones
22:07:00 <JingleBalls> hihih
22:07:00 <faux> irresistible
22:07:00 <faux> tysm
22:07:00 <JingleBalls> urruzustbl
22:07:00 <dematerialised> simply irresistible
22:07:00 <faux> table
22:07:00 <JingleBalls> @mp3 Robert Palmer - Simply Irresistable.mp3 (5.86MB 192kbps Stereo 4:15)
22:07:00 <simba> u need 2 smoke more weed faux
22:07:00 <dematerialised> smoke beer every week
22:07:00 <faux> i dont smoke any weed
22:07:00 <faux> also y
22:07:00 <JingleBalls> BLAZE IT
22:08:00 <simba> cos u spell word reall good
22:08:00 <simba> sentence do thing
22:08:00 <faux> Shut up, Jonathon.
22:08:00 <JingleBalls> fuck i smell good
22:08:00 <faux> pix
22:08:00 <JingleBalls> thats all
22:08:00 <JingleBalls> lol
22:08:00 <JingleBalls> pix of ur stench pronto
22:08:00 <simba> *grins mouth full of prignle*
22:09:00 <faux> lol
22:09:00 <faux> spray an envelope and sendit to me
22:09:00 <JingleBalls> PRIGNLE
22:09:00 <faux> w some hair in it
22:09:00 <JingleBalls> lmao
22:09:00 <faux> maybe an eyelash or 7
22:09:00 <JingleBalls> well its me
22:09:00 <JingleBalls> it will have hair in it
22:09:00 <faux> toenail
22:09:00 <faux> u hairy bastard
22:09:00 <JingleBalls> only where i need it
22:09:00 <JingleBalls> ears back and butt
22:10:00 <JingleBalls> trifecta
22:10:00 <faux> dw my legs resemble a baby orangutan
22:10:00 <JingleBalls> olawdy
22:10:00 <simba> olawd
22:10:00 <JingleBalls> do you have thumbs on ur toes
22:10:00 <faux> LOL
22:10:00 <JingleBalls> feet
22:10:00 <JingleBalls> wevs
22:10:00 <faux> ye
22:10:00 <JingleBalls> hot
22:10:00 <faux> toethumbz
22:10:00 <JingleBalls> footjobs
22:10:00 <faux> gross
22:10:00 <JingleBalls> well they would be handjobs
22:10:00 <JingleBalls> sort of
22:10:00 <faux> i hooked up w this guy once who literaly brought nutella over cos he wanted to eat it off my toes
22:11:00 <JingleBalls> hahaha
22:11:00 <faux> im like oh ok is that the time
22:11:00 <JingleBalls> did u say crikey m8
22:11:00 <faux> no i made him leave
22:11:00 <JingleBalls> i dont like nutella either
22:11:00 <faux> ive had way too many guys obsess over my feet its weird
22:11:00 <JingleBalls> do they have vaginas in them
22:11:00 <simba> was it gs 69 azza
22:12:00 <faux> in highschool mYfriend was dating this dude and we used to go to his house after school
22:12:00 <faux> his brother was OBSESSED w my toes
22:12:00 <dematerialised> are they cute toes
22:12:00 <dematerialised> ?
22:12:00 <JingleBalls> excuse me
22:12:00 <faux> anyway like recently he addedme to fb
22:12:00 <faux> and hes like
22:12:00 <JingleBalls> theyre called piggies
22:12:00 <faux> CUTE TOE GIRL
22:12:00 <faux> im like wtf that was 10 yeara ago
22:12:00 <faux> freak
22:12:00 <faux> lol
22:12:00 <dematerialised> i need pics of your toes now plz
22:13:00 <faux> no
22:13:00 <simba> expose him so we can laugh at him
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> footjob
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> slimey feet
22:13:00 <JingleBalls> oh ooomp was here
22:13:00 <dematerialised> poor ooomp
22:13:00 <JingleBalls> what a snob
22:14:00 <simba> this girl my friend from high school now she pwning http://etiquettesilver.com/blog/tonyandgeorgia/
22:15:00 <simba> NOT tony lol
22:15:00 <faux> expose who
22:15:00 <simba> toeboy
22:15:00 <simba> toby
22:15:00 <xm> awww she wants to write music and sing
22:16:00 <faux_makes_up_stories> faux makes up stories about guys obsessin over her toes, she has the obsession and wants guys to lick her ties cause shes fat n lives alone aww xmas alone poor christina :~(
22:16:00 <faux> lmao
22:16:00 <faux> :~~(
22:16:00 <simba> she will "write" "music" and "sing" if she is successful in that field im sure!!!!!!!
22:16:00 <dematerialised> lol
22:16:00 <dematerialised> is that toe boy
22:16:00 <faux> lmaoo
22:16:00 <faux> toe boy doesnt come on irc
22:16:00 <faux> that was prob pollock
22:16:00 <faux> lurkingin the shadows
22:16:00 <dematerialised> pullcock
22:16:00 <simba> get all those fucken bots out
22:17:00 <faux> princess pollypocket
22:17:00 <simba> any 1 who isnt a recognised human should face the purge
22:17:00 <simba> should talk 2 the queen about it
22:17:00 <dematerialised> agreed
22:17:00 <dematerialised> COMMENCE THE CRUSADE
22:17:00 <xm> that is actually quite friendly if it's pollock
22:17:00 <xm> why's he mellowed out
22:17:00 <xm> what happened mang
22:17:00 <faux> if we banned everyone we didnt recognise we'd have like 8 people in chan
22:18:00 <simba> dont
22:18:00 <xm> yes, and the melb op channel would be larger than #melb
22:18:00 <simba> r u trolling me
22:18:00 <faux> lmao
22:18:00 <simba> when maurice says that i want to stab her eyes out with her heels
22:18:00 <faux> what
22:18:00 <dematerialised> my kill list is BlackDevil, cgodfx, g^style, grinch, Picard, ted-afk, Trevor, Warden
22:18:00 <dematerialised> get to it
22:18:00 <Maurice> When do I say that, you giant twonk
22:18:00 <xm> never seen cgodfx
22:18:00 <simba> you said it the other time in #ops
22:19:00 <xm> and warden
22:19:00 <simba> cgodfx was first on my list
22:19:00 <simba> lol
22:19:00 <xm> who is that?
22:19:00 <dematerialised> there you go
22:19:00 <dematerialised> three votes
22:19:00 <dematerialised> HES OUTTA HERE
22:19:00 <simba> theres always the chance its khaled mardem bey
22:19:00 <simba> and hes super busy
22:19:00 <dematerialised> haha
22:19:00 <xm> oh cgodfx is here now
22:19:00 <dematerialised> he comes to #melbourne to see the epitome of irc community behaviour
22:22:00 <simba> i know i do
22:22:00 <dematerialised> its my case study material for my psychology 102 studies
22:22:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmmmmmm
22:23:00 <simba> got the keyboard working there Picard
22:23:00 <simba> thats right mate USBs can be tricky
22:23:00 <Picard> on
22:23:00 <Picard> no
22:23:00 <simba> on
22:23:00 <simba> no
22:23:00 <dematerialised> nah he just finished fapping over faux's scrumptious toes
22:23:00 <Picard> yes
22:23:00 <simba> you dont have your keyboard working?
22:23:00 <simba> oh you do
22:23:00 <Picard> fine
22:23:00 <simba> what did you have 4 dinner
22:24:00 <couleurs> Picard makes up stories about guys obsessin over her toes, she has the obsession and wants guys to lick her ties cause shes fat n lives alone aww xmas alone poor Picard :~(
22:24:00 <Picard> steak
22:24:00 <Picard> no
22:24:00 <simba> no
22:24:00 <dematerialised> he's lying he actually had chicken noodles
22:24:00 <Picard> what did you have for dinner?
22:25:00 <simba> steak flavoured trash
22:25:00 <dematerialised> his gas company turned off his supply
22:25:00 <Picard> i dont use gas
22:25:00 <Picard> well i do for heating.
22:25:00 <dematerialised> that's right, you don't now
22:25:00 <simba> what about cooking
22:25:00 <Picard> no, its hot. why wwould i use gas heating now?
22:25:00 <Picard> electric
22:25:00 <simba> to cook marshmellows
22:25:00 <dematerialised> picard are you on medication at the moment?
22:25:00 <Picard> no.
22:25:00 <faux_makes_up_stories> pix of your kitchen
22:26:00 <dematerialised> you seem very mellow
22:26:00 <dematerialised> why are you behaving?
22:26:00 <simba> a better question is why would the weather stop you from doing what you want
22:26:00 <Picard> why would i use heating in summer?
22:26:00 <dematerialised> who are you and what have you done with Picard?
22:26:00 <simba> why wouldnt you
22:26:00 <faux> to maintain your gorgeous glow on your potato head
22:26:00 <simba> are you such a sheep oh i only put my heating on when the government tells me
22:27:00 <faux> lol youre so annoying
22:27:00 <dematerialised> your face is
22:27:00 <simba> shut up toe girl
22:27:00 <faux> da gubment
22:27:00 <faux> smdb
22:27:00 <Picard> simba,if you wish to act foolish please find someone else to talk to
22:27:00 <faux> TG
22:27:00 <Picard> dematerialised i am the real Picard
22:27:00 <simba> ok i will PM cgodfx
22:27:00 <faux> LOL
22:27:00 <dematerialised> no you aren't
22:28:00 <faux> I am the real Picard.
22:28:00 <Picard> faux u have way too much hair
22:28:00 <faux> will the real pink Picard pls stand up
22:28:00 <faux> lololol
22:28:00 <simba> sit down Picard
22:28:00 <Picard> hush simba
22:29:00 <Picard> faux has cute feet
22:29:00 <fauxhashottoes4u> she should be a foot model
22:29:00 <ToeGirl> picard has cute
22:29:00 <ToeGirl> i got nothing
22:29:00 <simba> Picard is adorbs
22:29:00 <Picard> thanks.
22:29:00 <ToeGirl> loll
22:30:00 <fauxhashottoes4u> A Street THUG Is CAUGHT ON TAPE Harassing An ELDERLY HOMELESS MAN
22:31:00 <JingleBalls> i'm not homeless
22:31:00 <simba> couleurs age 8 https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12308662_1533732253613479_5701104388394778746_n.jpg?oh=6e06e6cfa3bcfc74287fd70af61d3ca0&oe=56EC1650
22:31:00 <couleurs> lol dennis bergy fuck yeah
22:31:00 <Picard> well im off to bed, enjoy the rest of your night. x0x0
22:31:00 <dematerialniced> that picture is just morbid enough to give me an erection
22:32:00 <steenz> x0x0
22:32:00 <xm> Picard, you sure you wanna leave? what if faux posts feet pix
22:32:00 <simba> Picard is genderqueer and going through some changes
22:32:00 <xm> you wont live with yourself if you miss out
22:32:00 <Picard> ive seen her feet
22:32:00 <dematerialniced> get well soon Picard
22:32:00 <Picard> i am well dematerialniced
22:32:00 <Picard> thanks for the kind words
22:32:00 <JingleBalls> i've not seen them
22:32:00 <JingleBalls> u cant see them when theyre behind ur ears
22:33:00 <Picard> lol
22:33:00 <simba> why not
22:33:00 <steenz> he has unfortch
22:33:00 <steenz> lol
22:33:00 <JingleBalls> xoxo dettol
22:33:00 <steenz> oh dear
22:33:00 <JingleBalls> full decaontamination
22:33:00 <JingleBalls> -a
22:34:00 <JingleBalls> check for hendra virus
22:34:00 <steenz> blah i have washing to pack
22:34:00 <steenz> i need a maid
22:34:00 <steenz> i hate folding
22:34:00 <JingleBalls> i'd be ur maid but the high heels dont agree with me
22:35:00 <simba> im a made man
22:35:00 <steenz> if i hired a maid and she wore heels id drown her in the bathtub
22:35:00 <JingleBalls> lol
22:35:00 <JingleBalls> ok i wont
22:35:00 <dematerialniced> im just a boy
22:35:00 <steenz> phew
22:35:00 <dematerialniced> and your just a girl
22:35:00 <dematerialniced> can i make it any more obvious
22:35:00 <steenz> ok avril
22:35:00 <JingleBalls> yes u can spell you're properly
22:35:00 <dematerialniced> i would still wear avril like a snorkel
22:35:00 <JingleBalls> like a snork
22:36:00 <steenz> el
22:36:00 <steenz> steve snorkel
22:36:00 <steenz> god im so yawny
22:36:00 <JingleBalls> me2
22:36:00 <dematerialniced> actually i probably wouldn't, she's had nickleback dick in her
22:36:00 <dematerialniced> i'd make her get an acid wash
22:37:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK9bwTlAvgo
22:37:00 <JingleBalls> owait no horny
22:37:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: YouTube Rewind: Now Watch Me 2015 | #YouTubeRewind Views: 15,675,275 Uploader: YouTube Spotlight Uploaded: Dec 9, 2015 Duration: 6m40s Rating: 4.67
22:37:00 <couleurs> best u tube video i sean all year pls enjoy xDD
22:37:00 <dematerialniced> i watched the first 5 second and i was absolutely horrified and offended at the amount of forced affirmative action
22:38:00 <dematerialniced> thumbs DOWN
22:38:00 <simba> too many races mixing.
22:38:00 <dematerialniced> exactly
22:38:00 <JingleBalls> no
22:38:00 <steenz> i dont have teh attn span to watch a 6 min vdeo
22:38:00 <JingleBalls> no no no
22:38:00 <simba> no
22:38:00 <simba> no dad dont
22:38:00 <simba> not again
22:38:00 <JingleBalls> :/
22:38:00 <dematerialniced> ITS CAVE EXPLORER TIME
22:38:00 <simba> dad dont not my asshole
22:38:00 <Clarkson> i'm a russian whore
22:38:00 <simba> dad stop its my life
22:38:00 <dematerialniced> and its now or never
22:40:00 <dematerialniced> i have the lung capacity of a snail at the moment, i predict death during my sleep
22:40:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWHZiizvntg
22:40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Safety Expert Reveals Five Tips For Surviving A Workplace Shooting Views: 1,405,482 Uploader: Inside Edition Uploaded: Dec 3, 2015 Duration: 2m8s Rating: 4.18
22:41:00 <couleurs> this video is funnier
22:41:00 <dematerialniced> it better be or im reporting you to department of commerce for deceptive conduct
22:41:00 <simba> im in ISIS
22:42:00 <couleurs> start a fire useing you're desk if gunman after u ok
22:42:00 <couleurs> dats my #1 tip
22:43:00 <simba> Bitchin'.
22:43:00 <couleurs> ---- mexican fat man
22:45:00 <couleurs> go in a closet with the sexiest co worker you can find ;)
22:49:00 <steenz> how much money does pewdiepie make a year
22:49:00 <dematerialniced> in the order of billions
22:49:00 <dematerialniced> 6 something at last count
22:51:00 <steenz> 6 billion? lol
22:51:00 <steenz> i read 7 mil
22:51:00 <dematerialniced> either way its far more than he deserves
22:51:00 <steenz> i wish i waa a retard on youtube
22:52:00 <steenz> i was in hosp w a chick who made one vid on youtube
22:52:00 <steenz> it got 17mil views
22:52:00 <steenz> and she gets 100something bux a month
22:52:00 <steenz> lolllllll
22:52:00 <dematerialniced> lol
22:52:00 <steenz> terrible
22:53:00 <couleurs> well i made 3 FiFa videos and they got 12 views combined... i'm rollen in da doe
22:53:00 <steenz> lmao
22:56:00 <dematerialniced> my last monthly youtube earning was 83 cents
22:56:00 <TheRiddler> http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aEzez6x_700b.jpg
22:56:00 <steenz> excellent
22:57:00 <dematerialniced> my lifetime earnings is 11:04
22:57:00 <dematerialniced> er
22:57:00 <dematerialniced> $11.04
22:58:00 <dematerialniced> dat youtube money
22:58:00 <dematerialniced> 21% female audience
22:58:00 <dematerialniced> ;)
22:58:00 <dematerialniced> all for my sexy voice
22:59:00 <dematerialniced> if i had facecam it would have been 56% female audience
22:59:00 <dematerialniced> because im so handsome
23:00:00 <Serenity> go and clean your fridge
23:00:00 <dematerialniced> fuck that
23:00:00 <dematerialniced> i can barely breathe as it is
23:00:00 <dematerialniced> every time i have a giggle it hurts
23:00:00 <Serenity> you sound like you have what i had a few weeks ago tbh
23:01:00 <dematerialniced> probably
23:01:00 <Serenity> that was fucking awful
23:01:00 <Clarkson> most sports chicks have pancake tits and horse faces
23:01:00 <Serenity> took weeks to get over
23:01:00 <dematerialniced> the woman was sick on the weekend, i think i have caught her girl germs
23:02:00 <Serenity> DID YOU BONEW
23:02:00 <Serenity> -W
23:02:00 <dematerialniced> a gentleman never tells
23:02:00 <Serenity> do yes
23:02:00 <Serenity> so
23:02:00 <dematerialniced> if you say so
23:02:00 <steenz> R U EVEN GRUBBY WITH YOUR CHOICE F WOMEN
23:02:00 <dematerialniced> wow
23:03:00 <dematerialniced> i see how it is
23:03:00 <steenz> nvm i just thought of mixy and answered my own q
23:03:00 <dematerialniced> wooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww
23:03:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:03:00 <steenz> wooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
23:03:00 <dematerialniced> wow
23:03:00 <steenz> wwowowww
23:03:00 <TheRiddler> lol blow
23:03:00 <steenz> lol blos
23:03:00 <steenz> s
23:03:00 <steenz> w
23:03:00 <TheRiddler> oops
23:03:00 <TheRiddler> low*
23:04:00 <dematerialniced> i'll have you know i only boned her once and i was drunk
23:04:00 <dematerialniced> so it doesnt count
23:04:00 <steenz> lol
23:04:00 <steenz> yes we all heard the story
23:04:00 <Serenity> ALL lol
23:04:00 <Serenity> that was a fucken grenade faux rofl
23:04:00 <steenz> lmao
23:04:00 <steenz> so bad
23:05:00 <Serenity> i know which girl it is now tho so im going stalk town
23:05:00 <steenz> y is ur ego bruised
23:05:00 <dematerialniced> you know nothing
23:05:00 <steenz> i was mostly mocking the women
23:05:00 <steenz> lol
23:05:00 <steenz> brb
23:05:00 <Serenity> "women" is putting it loosely
23:06:00 <Serenity> and by loose i do mean her vag
23:06:00 <steenz> lmao
23:06:00 <dematerialniced> i can neither confirm nor deny these allegations
23:07:00 <TheRiddler> kinky women only apply
23:07:00 <dematerialniced> not even
23:08:00 <Serenity> you need to tell the new one to fix up her fb settings tho
23:09:00 <dematerialniced> nah she's got her settings exactly how she wants them
23:09:00 <Serenity> so everyone can see everything? lol
23:10:00 <dematerialniced> she's not someone from the internet
23:10:00 <dematerialniced> she has no reason to be afraid of creepy stalkers
23:10:00 <dematerialniced> she deals with them face to face anyway
23:11:00 <Maurice> Lol if she has fb, she's from the internet
23:11:00 <dematerialniced> ok...
23:11:00 <Serenity> its so cute how he still talks like its 2002
23:11:00 <Serenity> lol
23:15:00 <Serenity> that fucking bieber song is in my head
23:15:00 <Serenity> im going to finger his anus with a razor
23:15:00 <Clarkson> u fuckin cunts stil wake
23:15:00 <Maurice> That hos that shows up on my radio, today there was an [E] and then a [Z]
23:15:00 <Maurice> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
23:18:00 <Serenity> i wish hos would show up on my radio
23:18:00 <Serenity> :o
23:18:00 <Maurice> :o
23:23:00 <steenz> http://imgur.com/TbGfaOu
23:24:00 <dematerialniced> monoboob!
23:27:00 <Serenity> god i wish i still had the monoboob pics
23:31:00 <steenz> k9
23:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> Peeps n freaks
23:31:00 <TheRiddler> hai katatonic_kate01
23:31:00 <Serenity> anyone elses fb not loading properly?
23:31:00 <steenz> nup
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hai! Sup?
23:32:00 <dematerialniced> mine loads great
23:32:00 <TheRiddler> nm
23:32:00 <dematerialniced> perhaps its because you stalked too much
23:32:00 <Maurice> faux
23:32:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p720x720/12347975_1949526535271744_4321069293941027047_n.jpg?oh=7b3a4ba993fbc11cd2611ee114f245dc&oe=5722799B
23:32:00 <steenz> yes
23:32:00 <steenz> LOL
23:32:00 <steenz> excellent
23:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> So anyways I found out I don't have aids
23:32:00 <Serenity> yours loads because you have no friends to load
23:33:00 <Serenity> GO AND CLEAN YOUR FRIDGE
23:33:00 <Maurice> Did you see the vid of the cocky I shared on fb?
23:33:00 <Maurice> He was raging
23:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
23:33:00 <dematerialniced> excuse me
23:33:00 <dematerialniced> i have lots of friends
23:33:00 <Serenity> dont
23:33:00 <dematerialniced> i use my FB to talk to people who matter, i dont have 300 "people i met at a party once"
23:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
23:34:00 <Serenity> who does that
23:35:00 <dematerialniced> also hi k9
23:35:00 <Maurice> Who goes to parties
23:35:00 <Maurice> Thats so 90s
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hai
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
23:35:00 <dematerialniced> k9 i am very unwell and I might actually die
23:35:00 <steenz> dematerialniced just admitted i dont matter and now i will cry for eternity
23:35:00 <dematerialniced> do you wish to marry me for my death insurance?
23:35:00 <katatonic_kate01> Naw... I'm pregnant
23:35:00 <steenz> WHAT
23:35:00 <dematerialniced> congratulations
23:35:00 <steenz> congrats!
23:36:00 <Serenity> OMG KATE SRS??
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ya!
23:36:00 <Serenity> yayy grats!
23:36:00 <steenz> is that why you were sickly
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah shock for me
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yup !
23:36:00 <steenz> phew no aids
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> 7-8 weeks up the duff :/
23:36:00 <steenz> lol
23:36:00 <Serenity> woww
23:36:00 <Serenity> merry christmas
23:36:00 <steenz> lollll
23:36:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yup Merry fucking Xmas lol
23:37:00 <Maurice> OMG
23:37:00 <Serenity> hahah how do you feel about it
23:37:00 <Maurice> Congrats or condolences? :P
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol both :p
23:37:00 <Serenity> its ok you can say condolences if it was Maurice or I we'd be planning our death
23:37:00 <Maurice> Fucking oath
23:37:00 <Maurice> I'd already be outside throwing myself down the 3 stairs I have
23:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol oh, I considered if briefly
23:38:00 <Serenity> lol
23:38:00 <katatonic_kate01> It
23:38:00 <Maurice> Have you told your girl?
23:38:00 <Serenity> so i guess no more competitions for us for a while haha
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Gawd no!!
23:39:00 <dematerialniced> <@steenz> dematerialniced just admitted i dont matter
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Haven't told Rory....
23:39:00 <dematerialniced> i so did not
23:39:00 <Serenity> you did
23:39:00 <Serenity> will she be excited kate
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> But she kinda sorta knows
23:39:00 <dematerialniced> just dont know you well enough to be a "friend" on fb
23:39:00 <katatonic_kate01> Naw she is in complete denial lol
23:39:00 <steenz> lollllll
23:39:00 <Serenity> show him your vagina
23:39:00 <Serenity> thats how i got in
23:40:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
23:40:00 <dematerialniced> er no
23:40:00 <steenz> adds me then deletes me a day later
23:40:00 <Serenity> it was a joke relax
23:40:00 <Maurice> I didn't show him mine and I'm in
23:40:00 <dematerialniced> ^
23:40:00 <Maurice> I just give really good cyber head
23:40:00 <steenz> i cried for a week
23:40:00 <Serenity> you're just a floozy
23:40:00 <steenz> gross
23:40:00 <steenz> BRB POOP
23:41:00 <Maurice> Everyone needs to watch this https://www.facebook.com/RantPets/videos/568558189949188/?pnref=story
23:42:00 <Maurice> FOOTBALLS ON SARAH
23:42:00 <Serenity> are not
23:43:00 <dematerialniced> bed rats are the worst
23:43:00 <Maurice> He's hilarious
23:43:00 <Maurice> They can't blow a hairdryer!
23:44:00 <Serenity> loll
23:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> Bed rats wtf
23:44:00 <dematerialniced> if he was in my house i'd have arguments with him
23:44:00 <dematerialniced> i would tell him that they CAN blow a hairdryer
23:44:00 <Maurice> Pork pie!
23:45:00 <Maurice> His name is Gotcha
23:45:00 <Maurice> Theres heaps of vids
23:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> Mighty mite - wtf
23:50:00 <Serenity> uwot
23:51:00 <Maurice> U wot MVIII
23:51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Some fake Vegemite spread
23:51:00 <Maurice> Vegemite is arse anyways
23:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sif
23:55:00 <katatonic_kate01> Despite being preggers I feel like I'm dying
23:57:00 <dematerialniced> everyone feels like they are dying atm
23:57:00 <dematerialniced> its not good
23:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> What's up with you dematerialniced
23:58:00 <dematerialniced> i also feel like shit, cold/flu
23:58:00 <dematerialniced> hurts when i breathe
23:58:00 <dematerialniced> havent been at work all week
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh
23:58:00 <katatonic_kate01> Aids?
23:59:00 <dematerialniced> exactly aids
23:59:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
23:59:00 <Serenity> i dont feel like im dying
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