// #melbourne — 2015-08-07
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13:08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Quiet today
13:11:00 <^pHANTOM^> yep
13:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
13:32:00 <Blitzkrieg> No
13:33:00 <^pHANTOM^> no?
13:33:00 <gs69azza> no.
13:33:00 <^pHANTOM^> nup.
13:33:00 <gs69azza> nope
13:33:00 <British^Meat> yup, no
13:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> weirdos
13:33:00 <^pHANTOM^> nada
13:33:00 <gs69azza> negative
13:33:00 <^pHANTOM^> null
13:33:00 <gs69azza> none
13:34:00 <^pHANTOM^> zip
13:34:00 <gs69azza> nah
13:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
13:34:00 <^pHANTOM^> hehe
13:34:00 <^pHANTOM^> 0
13:35:00 <gs69azza> shiiit I didn't even think of that one
13:35:00 <gs69azza> you stole my null
13:35:00 <^pHANTOM^> haha
13:35:00 <^pHANTOM^> :D
13:35:00 <gs69azza> void
13:35:00 <gs69azza> haha
13:35:00 <^pHANTOM^> fuck im running out of things
13:35:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
13:35:00 <^pHANTOM^> fail.
13:35:00 <^pHANTOM^> ;)
13:39:00 <^pHANTOM^> hrm
13:39:00 <fawks> poo
13:39:00 <^pHANTOM^> wee
13:39:00 <fawks> ehehe
13:39:00 <fawks> hi
13:39:00 <^pHANTOM^> hi fawks
13:39:00 <^pHANTOM^> sup
13:40:00 <fawks> nada
13:40:00 <^pHANTOM^> zip ?
13:40:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
13:40:00 <fawks> just had lunch an cleaned up
13:40:00 <^pHANTOM^> ah cool..
13:40:00 <fawks> need to work on my essay but instead im watching hawaii 50
13:40:00 <fawks> 5 0
13:40:00 <fawks> ::::::::::::::::::DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
13:40:00 <^pHANTOM^> the new series or the oldskool series?
13:41:00 <fawks> new
13:41:00 <^pHANTOM^> ah nice
13:41:00 <^pHANTOM^> any good?
13:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:41:00 <fawks> yah
13:41:00 <fawks> imm loving it so far
13:41:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
13:41:00 <^pHANTOM^> nice
13:41:00 <^pHANTOM^> winnar
13:41:00 <fawks> just over halfway through of s1
13:41:00 <katatonic_kate01> who is in the series?
13:41:00 <fawks> idk their names
13:42:00 <fawks> google
13:42:00 <fawks> mcgarrett is so hot hng
13:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'll do it later n' stuff
13:43:00 <fawks> put a treatment in my hair mmm
13:43:00 <fawks> its as soft as dicks
13:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> emailed ze cover letter + resume today
13:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> so cross yo' fingers for me
13:44:00 <fawks> gL
13:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> fanks
13:44:00 <fawks> where at
13:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> service working with street sex workers
13:44:00 <fawks> lol jesus
13:44:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
13:45:00 <fawks> Doodle's drea, job
13:45:00 <fawks> dream
13:45:00 <^pHANTOM^> lovely convo here.
13:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
13:45:00 <^pHANTOM^> dicks and sex workers.
13:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i said i'd pass out his number to the ladies
13:45:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
13:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> and transgender peeps
13:45:00 <fawks> we are classy ladies
13:45:00 <fawks> lollllllllllll
13:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed!
13:45:00 <^pHANTOM^> heh
13:45:00 <fawks> pls do
13:45:00 <fawks> thatd be hilarious
13:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> such an interesting position
13:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've already worked with some sex workers where i'm at now - but this would be target client group
13:47:00 <Clarkson> matthew wants gay AIDS for every man woman and child by 2020
13:47:00 <^pHANTOM^> hrm.
13:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> hopefully it will be goodbye night shift
13:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking over that shit
13:48:00 <Clarkson> smell ya own fart n get hungry
13:48:00 <^pHANTOM^> night shift can be good and bad.
13:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
13:48:00 <^pHANTOM^> no social life in night shift.
13:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it was a refreshing change for 3 months
13:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i only work part time, so it's ok….
13:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> still, over it
13:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
13:49:00 <^pHANTOM^> try doing it 6 nights a week
13:49:00 <^pHANTOM^> it sucks.
13:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> no thanks, fuck that
13:49:00 <Clarkson> my best friend is a dick
13:49:00 <katatonic_kate01> wish my best friend was a dick
13:49:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol kate.
13:49:00 <fawks> lollllllllllll
13:50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:50:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
13:50:00 <^pHANTOM^> hullo
13:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai there - sup
13:50:00 <^pHANTOM^> his penis?
13:50:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
13:51:00 <^pHANTOM^> hahah
13:53:00 <Serenity> i just went to maccas to get a drink
13:54:00 <Serenity> and they have ginger beer
13:54:00 <Serenity> fucking ginger beer
13:54:00 <Clarkson> simbas fridge is fucking cool
13:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> ginger beer!
13:54:00 <Serenity> stoked iz
13:57:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
13:57:00 <^pHANTOM^> do they have lemon lime and bitters too?
13:57:00 <Blitzkrieg> Mmmm beer
13:57:00 <^pHANTOM^> starting already Blitzkrieg?
13:58:00 <^pHANTOM^> its only early.
13:58:00 <TheRiddler> yes
13:58:00 <TheRiddler> the apple 1 is good too
13:58:00 <Blitzkrieg> I wish
13:58:00 <Serenity> they do kate
13:59:00 <Serenity> and elderapple or some shit
14:03:00 <Serenity> elder berry and apple
14:03:00 <^pHANTOM^> maccas is becoming more up market eh?
14:04:00 <Serenity> theyre trying anyway
14:04:00 <^pHANTOM^> yes, ive noticed.
14:04:00 <Serenity> they have been losing money for the last few years i believe
14:05:00 <Serenity> gotta try something new
14:05:00 <^pHANTOM^> they have?
14:05:00 <Serenity> yep
14:05:00 <^pHANTOM^> i big company like that..
14:05:00 <^pHANTOM^> a*
14:05:00 <Serenity> all the health nut fads are killing them
14:05:00 <^pHANTOM^> yep true.
14:05:00 <^pHANTOM^> but all their burgers are cheap.
14:05:00 <Serenity> probably wouldnt be qhat we would consider a loss, i mean they are still running at a profit
14:05:00 <^pHANTOM^> products anyways.
14:06:00 <Serenity> but compared to years before they are losing money
14:06:00 <^pHANTOM^> ive heard some stores rip their employees off.
14:06:00 <Serenity> wouldnt suprise me
14:07:00 <^pHANTOM^> no over time etc.
14:07:00 <^pHANTOM^> me either
14:08:00 <gs69azza> mmmm maccas
14:08:00 <gs69azza> they fucked up my meal last night
14:08:00 <gs69azza> I was so mad
14:08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Build your own?
14:08:00 <gs69azza> nah
14:08:00 <gs69azza> I ordered basic shit
14:08:00 <Blitzkrieg> I'm still yet to try it
14:09:00 <gs69azza> 2 double quarter pounders, 1 large chips, 2 slices of cheesecake
14:09:00 <Blitzkrieg> How do they fuck up their own basic menu?
14:09:00 <Clarkson> I vote boobs
14:09:00 <^pHANTOM^> id rather hungry jacks these days over maccas.
14:09:00 <Serenity> build your own is pre good i must say
14:09:00 <Serenity> but i do prefer hjs
14:09:00 <gs69azza> I got home... both were single quater pounders
14:09:00 <gs69azza> had no chips
14:09:00 <gs69azza> and 1 muffin and 1 cheesecake
14:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:09:00 <Serenity> lol
14:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> wtf
14:09:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sounds like the local maccas
14:09:00 <gs69azza> howwwww
14:09:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol @ hjs
14:09:00 <Serenity> complain you get free food
14:09:00 <Blitzkrieg> I make 1 request
14:09:00 <gs69azza> how does 1 fuck up so badly
14:10:00 <Blitzkrieg> No onion
14:10:00 <gs69azza> nah
14:10:00 <gs69azza> I was too angry to call, I would have raged
14:10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Usually I get double :/
14:10:00 <gs69azza> I have 1 cheat meal a week, I got stuck in sydney picking up the missus, hadn't eaten for 7 hours.. I was like fk it I'll have maccas as my cheat meal
14:10:00 <gs69azza> and they fucked it.
14:10:00 <Serenity> hj's have a whopper with the lot now
14:10:00 <Serenity> its good
14:11:00 <gs69azza> I've had hj's once my entire life
14:11:00 <gs69azza> haven't had kfc in 3 years
14:11:00 <Serenity> wtfff hjs rules
14:11:00 <gs69azza> maybe longer
14:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i don't think there are heaps of hj in sydney
14:11:00 <gs69azza> nah there is a few
14:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> well, not that i'm aware of anyways
14:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah there are a few
14:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> just not heaps like maccas
14:11:00 <gs69azza> yeah true
14:11:00 <gs69azza> but maccas is the shit
14:11:00 <Clarkson> some bf3 shit time!
14:11:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm north west syd
14:12:00 <gs69azza> i love that stuff
14:12:00 <Serenity> hungry jacks shits on maccas
14:12:00 <gs69azza> i see
14:12:00 <Serenity> their ultimate whoppers hnngg
14:12:00 <dematerialised> gay faggots
14:12:00 <dematerialised> all of you
14:12:00 <gs69azza> I'm in burwood right now. that's as far north as I go
14:12:00 <^pHANTOM^> all this food talk is making me hugry...
14:12:00 <Serenity> i order one knowing full well i cant finish one haha
14:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've had a cheese burger - which tastes weird
14:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> and a veggie burger which was ok
14:13:00 <dematerialised> my spoon is rusty
14:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> the onion rings taste like ass
14:14:00 <Serenity> you are joking
14:14:00 <Serenity> get off my irc
14:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:14:00 <dematerialised> onion rings do taste like ass
14:14:00 <Serenity> onion rings are amazen
14:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah naw
14:14:00 <dematerialised> im not even sure there's onion in t hem
14:14:00 <Serenity> how dare you
14:15:00 <Blitzkrieg> Onion rings hold the onion
14:15:00 <dematerialised> your face holds cocks
14:15:00 <Serenity> i just got an email from purina about cat weight loss
14:15:00 <Serenity> honestly...
14:15:00 <dematerialised> lol
14:15:00 <Serenity> cat weight loss..
14:16:00 <dematerialised> i like vegetarians who put their cats on vegetarian diets then wonder why they get sick and die
14:16:00 <Serenity> i hate those assholes
14:16:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfFPIjdPJRk
14:16:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Cities: Skylines, After Dark Expansion - Reveal Trailer - GAMESCOM 2015 Views: 46,634 Uploader: Paradox Interactive Uploaded: Aug 6, 2015 Duration: 1m8s Rating: 4.92
14:16:00 <TheRiddler> excited dematerialised
14:16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:17:00 <dematerialised> i would be if i got *any* time to play it :(
14:17:00 <TheRiddler> ahh lol
14:17:00 <dematerialised> i havent even seen the tunnels yet
14:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah fat cats….
14:18:00 <Serenity> my cats are probably overweight but ffs
14:18:00 <Serenity> cat diets? fucking hell
14:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
14:18:00 <Serenity> poor bastards have haad their nuts cut off
14:18:00 <Serenity> let em get comfortable
14:18:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
14:21:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.distractify.com/accidentally-dirty-things-1197888206.html
14:24:00 <gs69azza> a guy in my team just came back with hk's
14:24:00 <gs69azza> hj's
14:24:00 <gs69azza> lol wtf
14:24:00 <gs69azza> like legit has hjs
14:28:00 <dematerialised> lol
14:31:00 <ShadowLurker> im not the devil but im bad as hell
14:31:00 <Clarkson> hows the porn going ?
14:31:00 <ShadowLurker> and that motherfucker left when i walked in
14:31:00 <TheRiddler> maybe he needs extra kulajules
14:32:00 <TheRiddler> err
14:32:00 <ShadowLurker> i found spotifys "artist radio" feature
14:32:00 <TheRiddler> or whatever
14:42:00 <faux> Lolll
14:42:00 <faux> kulajuled
14:42:00 <faux> Kulajules
14:42:00 <faux> Ehehehhee
14:49:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "The Real Slim Shady - Eminem" 04:44 (2000)
14:49:00 <Serenity> 15 years ago.. hnngg
14:50:00 <TheRiddler> slim shady is like where's wally
14:51:00 <TheRiddler> all I think of now is the star trek futurama episode where william shattner sings the song
14:51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:51:00 <ShadowLurker> 15 shit ey
14:51:00 <Clarkson> fkn bored as fuck
14:51:00 <TheRiddler> -t
14:54:00 <ShadowLurker> have a wank Clarkson
14:54:00 <Clarkson> Makes your dick look big when they have small hands
14:54:00 <ShadowLurker> true dat
14:54:00 <Serenity> webbiess
14:58:00 <faux> Bruvvvaaa
14:59:00 <Serenity> i said nice one brav
15:00:00 <faux> lol
15:00:00 <faux> bruv2bruv
15:00:00 <faux> But with uuuuuuuu
15:00:00 <faux> I felt my place
15:00:00 <faux> Love is an open dooooooororrr
15:01:00 <dematerialised> are you trying to seduce me?
15:01:00 <Q{{> theyre just jelly bruv, dont mind them
15:01:00 <faux> Yes
15:01:00 <dematerialised> oh
15:01:00 <dematerialised> :3
15:01:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qksndNDMDOw
15:01:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Human Traffic (nice one bruva) Views: 505,655 Uploader: glennlansley Uploaded: Dec 1, 2007 Duration: 0m44s Rating: 4.89
15:03:00 <British^Meat> classic movie
15:03:00 <Serenity> one of me faves
15:04:00 <Serenity> NOW WATCH ME WHIIIIP
15:04:00 <Serenity> WATCH ME NAE NAE
15:04:00 <faux> Omgosh I woz watching dat rn
15:04:00 <faux> xoxox
15:04:00 <Serenity> x0x
15:04:00 <faux> lmao
15:04:00 <Serenity> how good thatdad haha
15:04:00 <Serenity> +is
15:05:00 <faux> Ikr
15:05:00 <faux> Obsessed
15:05:00 <faux> Doing the carlton
15:05:00 <faux> In a cowboy hat
15:05:00 <faux> He rocks
15:05:00 <Serenity> hahaha
15:05:00 <faux> prob shouldn't have had that wine w lunch
15:05:00 <Serenity> coolest dad in the south boy yehaww
15:05:00 <faux> Now I'm sleepy
15:05:00 <faux> Nap time pls
15:05:00 <Serenity> napp
15:06:00 <Serenity> i have to go do the cat litter and then mop
15:06:00 <Serenity> baww
15:06:00 <faux> I've cleaned
15:06:00 <Doodle> lol i spoke too soon
15:06:00 <Serenity> i havent cleaned properly in ages
15:06:00 <Doodle> mower man left me a bill
15:06:00 <Serenity> cause ive been sick
15:06:00 <faux> Cos I called him
15:06:00 <Serenity> how much
15:06:00 <Doodle> damn uuuuuu
15:06:00 <faux> Sif rip off an old dude
15:06:00 <Doodle> $275
15:06:00 <faux> U tightass
15:06:00 <Doodle> i wasnt ripping him off!
15:06:00 <Serenity> ouch
15:06:00 <faux> lies
15:06:00 <faux> What if he died
15:07:00 <faux> Before u paid him
15:07:00 <faux> !!!
15:07:00 <Doodle> then his wife would come looking for it
15:07:00 <Doodle> and the money
15:07:00 <faux> lolllllll
15:07:00 <faux> Filth
15:07:00 <British^Meat> jesus, u could buy a mower for that :/
15:07:00 <faux> It wasn't just one tjme
15:07:00 <Doodle> thats $275 for about 8 months
15:07:00 <faux> Imagine charging 275 for one grass cut
15:07:00 <faux> Lol
15:07:00 <British^Meat> oh, cool :)
15:07:00 <faux> Gold lawn mower
15:07:00 <Serenity> DO DA STANKY LEGG
15:07:00 <Doodle> haha
15:07:00 <Serenity> lol..
15:07:00 <faux> lol
15:08:00 <gs69azza> BUTT
15:08:00 <Serenity> we paid $250 for 8 hours of gardening once but that was pulling ouch shitty grass that was growing between bricks etc
15:08:00 <faux> Eeehhehe
15:08:00 <faux> Butt
15:08:00 <faux> I should start screenshotting them
15:09:00 <faux> I always forget
15:09:00 <dematerialised> $250 is pretty good for a full day's work
15:09:00 <gs69azza> lol go for it
15:09:00 <Serenity> yeah demat it wasnt bad it was that poxy kikuyu grass
15:09:00 <faux> I don't need ur permission bich
15:09:00 <Serenity> that gets into everything it touches
15:10:00 <dematerialised> yeah
15:10:00 <faux> Aaron do u wax ur butt
15:10:00 <dematerialised> if i come around tomorrow, when is too early?
15:10:00 <faux> I'm curious as 2 why it's hairless and ur greek
15:10:00 <faux> lmao
15:10:00 <Serenity> by all rights i reckon the owners should have paid for half of what was done considering it was their lawn
15:10:00 <ShadowLurker> before 2pm
15:10:00 <faux> R u even greek or did I make that up
15:10:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
15:10:00 <gs69azza> oh theres hair
15:10:00 <gs69azza> trust me
15:10:00 <dematerialised> kool
15:10:00 <ShadowLurker> whenever man ill be up
15:11:00 <gs69azza> i used to get old mate to shave it though
15:11:00 <Serenity> long as you dont wake me up i dont give a fuck what you do
15:11:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
15:11:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
15:11:00 <dematerialised> so what you're saying is I should turn off TC and drop D in the driveway
15:11:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt even hear it tbh
15:11:00 <faux> It doesn't look hairy
15:11:00 <faux> Send another pic.
15:11:00 <faux> ;D
15:12:00 <gs69azza> soon
15:12:00 <TheRiddler> I bet the bricks needed repaving
15:12:00 <Serenity> wot
15:12:00 <faux> He's prob responding 2 something said 45 mins ago
15:12:00 <TheRiddler> yes
15:12:00 <Serenity> hahaha
15:12:00 <faux> lol
15:13:00 <Serenity> hes so fucking random
15:13:00 <Clarkson> this guy messaged me once, he wanted me to fuck his wife while he watched
15:13:00 <gs69azza> lol
15:13:00 <TheRiddler> the pulling the grass out
15:13:00 <Serenity> the whole fucking house needs to be torn down
15:13:00 <faux> Hot clarkson
15:13:00 <Clarkson> or bang fucking bang, the decision is made for u
15:13:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
15:13:00 <faux> Oh ok
15:14:00 <TheRiddler> did you ever spray them?
15:14:00 <Serenity> that was a ShadowLurker comment
15:14:00 <Serenity> for sure
15:14:00 <Serenity> you cant kill kikuyu with spray ash
15:14:00 <TheRiddler> oh
15:14:00 <Serenity> the root systems are too deep and run too far
15:14:00 <ShadowLurker> you cant kill kikuyu at all
15:14:00 <Serenity> it literally needs to be dug up with a bobcat
15:14:00 <Serenity> and new dirt etc
15:14:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
15:14:00 <Serenity> not my problem anymore
15:14:00 <Serenity> this place has no grass
15:14:00 <faux> Is rooster a bobcat
15:15:00 <faux> GET IT
15:15:00 <Serenity> no hes a prickcat
15:15:00 <faux> Bob
15:15:00 <faux> Rob.
15:15:00 <faux> eheheheehehehehehehehehehh
15:15:00 <Serenity> ye i get it
15:15:00 <TheRiddler> oh that grass
15:15:00 <Serenity> the long stringy shit that you cant pull out with bare hands
15:15:00 <Clarkson> my mother wouldn't get into the gay debate tonight
15:16:00 <faux> K I'm gonna try working on this essay and hopefully get bored enough n fall asleep
15:16:00 <faux> <3
15:16:00 <Serenity> have fun
15:16:00 <faux> NO
15:16:00 <ShadowLurker> liar you dont even go to school
15:16:00 <Doodle> i'm gonna vape this
15:16:00 <Serenity> fine go fuck yourself
15:16:00 <faux> I do but it's fake
15:16:00 <faux> faek skewl
15:16:00 <Serenity> ooooh i go to fake school too
15:16:00 <faux> ehehe
15:16:00 <ShadowLurker> just like i dont even have a job
15:16:00 <faux> Let's get fake degrees togevs
15:16:00 <TheRiddler> laters faux
15:16:00 <faux> I'll print urs
15:16:00 <ShadowLurker> 6 degrees of separation
15:16:00 <faux> U do mine
15:17:00 <faux> Well graduate on skype
15:17:00 <Serenity> dealio
15:17:00 <faux> loo
15:17:00 <faux> L
15:17:00 <faux> Kbye
15:17:00 <Serenity> can we make hats n all
15:17:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off
15:17:00 <Clarkson> cause he takes meth and other shit
15:17:00 <ShadowLurker> he does clarky
15:17:00 <faux> U fuck off cunt
15:17:00 <Clarkson> i can fiberglass i just can't resin for shit
15:17:00 <Clarkson> oh fuck it thats beeen done before
15:17:00 <Serenity> your mums in maddington
15:17:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
15:17:00 <ShadowLurker> ofc she is
15:18:00 <TheRiddler> I believe I have pinched a nerve in my shoulder
15:18:00 <Serenity> ouch
15:18:00 <TheRiddler> hurts like hell
15:18:00 <nate> TheRiddler how did u do it:)
15:18:00 <Serenity> i had the worst back pain a few nights ago
15:18:00 <Serenity> hot shower
15:18:00 <TheRiddler> getting out of bed
15:18:00 <Serenity> just dont burn ur skin like i did
15:19:00 <ShadowLurker> where doodle at
15:19:00 <ShadowLurker> http://open.spotify.com/track/2xmGxQuK6kRgItag9Orru0
15:19:00 <Doodle> wtf i have to login
15:19:00 <Serenity> he doesnt have spotify
15:20:00 <Doodle> fuckin
15:21:00 <Doodle> all me batteriez is flat
15:21:00 <ShadowLurker> oh poo
15:21:00 <Doodle> got 2 charging
15:21:00 <Doodle> oh hang on found another one
15:21:00 <Serenity> the fuck are you talking about? your vibrator?
15:21:00 <Doodle> vaporiser
15:21:00 <Serenity> close then
15:22:00 <Doodle> damn this one is dead too lol
15:22:00 <Doodle> gonna have to go old skool
15:22:00 <Serenity> lol
15:23:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag2u-OR2O7w
15:23:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 10 Hour Loop :: Les Grossman dance Views: 4,084 Uploader: The10HourGuy Uploaded: Mar 20, 2014 Duration: 600m1s Rating: 5.00
15:24:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11072174_1038565342824532_5130932490975732271_n.jpg?oh=e45e91c268ff0acb29d54dbc7697da48&oe=564DC405&__gda__=1448474709_d320a8b72e17f994e9df327ada3bb6e3
15:25:00 <Doodle> hahaha
15:25:00 <ShadowLurker> Doodle
15:25:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyLMc0t6rw0
15:25:00 <Doodle> lol my invoice for mowing goes back to december
15:25:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Potluck – Stoner Problems [FULL MIXTAPE] (+Download) Views: 1,198 Uploader: Full Mixtape Archive Uploaded: Jun 4, 2015 Duration: 49m8s Rating: 4.70
15:25:00 <Doodle> december!
15:25:00 <ShadowLurker> that one
15:26:00 <Doodle> fkn 50 mins
15:26:00 <Doodle> what is this
15:26:00 <ShadowLurker> woah
15:26:00 <ShadowLurker> wrong link
15:26:00 <ShadowLurker> derp
15:26:00 <Doodle> what track is it i can skip ahead
15:27:00 <Doodle> hashtag
15:27:00 <ShadowLurker> bloody spotify wont let me go back
15:27:00 <Doodle> found it
15:27:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
15:28:00 <Doodle> lolol
15:30:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "Drug Ballad - Eminem" 05:00 (2000)
15:31:00 <Serenity> i love how childless people freak out about colds n shit
15:31:00 <Serenity> OH maybe you need to go see a dr
15:31:00 <Serenity> why the fuck would i do that
15:32:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11822811_858726127508629_7620679555627951825_n.jpg?oh=a219b070df5c0a4bad9c9256f54027d0&oe=56574532
15:32:00 <Serenity> loool i saw that
15:32:00 <Serenity> unrucky
15:32:00 <Doodle> heh
15:32:00 <Doodle> speaking of
15:33:00 <Doodle> spose i better call nissan and have an argument
15:33:00 <Serenity> i need to get a fucking wheel alignment
15:33:00 <Doodle> thats an excuse to buy 20s
15:33:00 <Doodle> imo
15:33:00 <Serenity> haha i wish
15:33:00 <Doodle> i'll sell you some :P
15:33:00 <Serenity> DONT BE AN ENABLER
15:33:00 <Doodle> looool
15:35:00 <Serenity> poor ruby's bum has a perm rattle at low speeds now thanks to that fucked bearing
15:35:00 <Doodle> i thought you replaced it
15:35:00 <Serenity> we did
15:35:00 <Serenity> its dented the thingy because it was flopping around so much
15:35:00 <dematerialised> the driveshaft?
15:35:00 <Doodle> poodleman spent $4k on the rear end of his ba
15:35:00 <Serenity> mhm
15:35:00 <Doodle> all the bushes were fucked
15:35:00 <dematerialised> driveshafts are cheap as fuck to replace
15:36:00 <Doodle> mounts etc
15:36:00 <dematerialised> get yourself a steel one manufactured by veem for like 120 bucks
15:36:00 <dematerialised> 8 bolts
15:36:00 <Serenity> its not hurting it you only notice it at 30ks or so
15:36:00 <Serenity> like i ever drive that slow
15:36:00 <Doodle> haha
15:36:00 <dematerialised> haha
15:36:00 <Doodle> my driveshaft is carbon fibre
15:36:00 <Doodle> i'd hate to know what its worth
15:37:00 <Serenity> norm said it'll be fine its just annoying
15:37:00 <Serenity> back to poodleman tho
15:37:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11800241_1134580299890240_7517669301150483897_n.jpg?oh=9f16068197ee9e3cd6a84b9c137c3c6c&oe=5644A36B&__gda__=1447928259_b9f05c0106e32ea4c49e160899e14c54
15:37:00 <Serenity> apparently thats very common on the BA's rob
15:38:00 <Doodle> yeah
15:38:00 <dematerialised> centre bearing/diff
15:38:00 <Doodle> his was a lot of stop start too
15:38:00 <Doodle> city driving
15:38:00 <Serenity> yeah its really not great for em
15:38:00 <dematerialised> ive got a clunk on gearchange sometimes
15:38:00 <dematerialised> need to get that looked at
15:38:00 <Serenity> change ur fluid
15:38:00 <Serenity> mine needs doing and it clunks
15:39:00 <Serenity> only sometimes
15:40:00 <Serenity> SLUZZRICE
15:40:00 <Doodle> handy
15:40:00 <Maurice> SLUZZRENITY
15:40:00 <Doodle> the bloke i need to speak to is at a funeral
15:40:00 <Doodle> mmmm
15:41:00 <Serenity> lol
15:41:00 <Maurice> Thats pretty selfish of him, Doodle
15:41:00 <Doodle> i reckon
15:41:00 <Doodle> since he has had a week to sort my car out
15:42:00 <Doodle> i'm going to price everything up myself
15:42:00 <Doodle> fuck em
15:42:00 <Clarkson> its a hell of a town
15:42:00 <Maurice> I bet he doesn't even know the dead person, he just wanted a day off
15:42:00 <Doodle> lolol
15:42:00 <dematerialised> probably
15:42:00 <Maurice> Thats why i go to funerals
15:42:00 <dematerialised> ive done that more than once
15:42:00 <Maurice> That and the refreshments
15:42:00 <Serenity> o.O
15:42:00 <Serenity> weirdos
15:43:00 <dematerialised> paid compassionate leave
15:43:00 <dematerialised> why wouldnt i
15:43:00 <dematerialised> lol
15:43:00 <Serenity> ive been to too many real ones to need to go to fake ones
15:44:00 <Maurice> This cat keeps eyeing off my nazi soda
15:44:00 <Maurice> She can fuck off
15:44:00 <Serenity> lol
15:44:00 <dematerialised> nazi soda?
15:44:00 <Serenity> fanta
15:44:00 <dematerialised> do you have to salute it before you take a sip?
15:44:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
15:44:00 <ShadowLurker> orange jews
15:44:00 <dematerialised> lol
15:44:00 <Maurice> HEIL FANTA
15:44:00 <dematerialised> ive got cravings for fruit loops
15:44:00 <dematerialised> i should go get some
15:45:00 <Serenity> Fanta originated as a result of difficulties importing Coca-Cola syrup into Nazi Germany during World War II due to a trade embargo
15:45:00 <Serenity> ^
15:45:00 <Serenity> nazi soda
15:45:00 <dematerialised> nerds
15:45:00 <Maurice> Doodle was the nerd that alerted us
15:45:00 <Serenity> im drinking apple gatorade and its wonderful
15:46:00 <Maurice> I've been reading about that salute, the royal family and everyone else did it before Hitler stole it
15:46:00 <Maurice> Then they got embarrassed and stopped using it
15:46:00 <Serenity> dematerialised you can get bags of woolies brand 'fruit rings' 3 bags for $5 and they are exactly the same as fruit loops
15:46:00 <dematerialised> bags?
15:46:00 <Serenity> yes
15:46:00 <Maurice> Not everything needs to have a box
15:46:00 <Maurice> (except chicks obv)
15:47:00 <dematerialised> im not sure i could handle the culture shock of not having a box with cereal
15:47:00 <Serenity> they have other cereal too but the fruity rings are the only ones that are exactly the same
15:47:00 <Serenity> coco pops etc
15:48:00 <Serenity> its rare i keep cereal in boxes anyway thats what tupperware is for you caveman
15:48:00 <Maurice> Tupperware is a swear word in our family, mum tells you off
15:48:00 <Serenity> well not real tupperware obv
15:48:00 <Serenity> im not made of money
15:48:00 <Maurice> I have my lock and locks
15:49:00 <dematerialised> i used to have tupperwear
15:49:00 <dematerialised> then someone stole half of it
15:49:00 <dematerialised> :/
15:49:00 <Serenity> i have kmart fake tupperware
15:49:00 <Serenity> its exactly the same but like 1/4 the price
15:49:00 <Maurice> My friend was talking about wanting a tupperware drink bottle but she couldn't justify $60 for one O_o
15:49:00 <Serenity> and the red microwaveable ones that i cant remember their brand
15:49:00 <Maurice> And I bet the kmart lids fit properly
15:50:00 <Serenity> yeah they do actually
15:50:00 <dematerialised> all this means i actually need to go into one of these places to buy them
15:50:00 <dematerialised> effort
15:50:00 <Serenity> lol
15:50:00 <Maurice> Buy online
15:50:00 <Serenity> i have a tupperware drink thing 10 litres or something
15:50:00 <Serenity> maybe 5..
15:50:00 <Serenity> cost me nearly $90
15:50:00 <Serenity> never again
15:50:00 <Maurice> The red lids are decor? Or something
15:50:00 <dematerialised> yes
15:51:00 <dematerialised> i know that one
15:51:00 <Serenity> not red lids
15:51:00 <Serenity> red containers
15:51:00 <Serenity> clear lids
15:51:00 <Maurice> Ahh
15:51:00 <Maurice> Dunno those ones
15:51:00 <Serenity> you can microwave them
15:51:00 <Maurice> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AzeTzxY1DLU/UO19zyTrvSI/AAAAAAAAOLo/cYQeHXC7Nrw/s1600/Decor+Microsafe+Containers.jpg
15:52:00 <Serenity> yep them
15:52:00 <Serenity> i have a big round one and a bunch of the meal size ones
15:52:00 <Serenity> and some tiny red ones that are great for stash containers..
15:52:00 <Maurice> Lol I have a little round lock and lock for that
15:52:00 <dematerialised> i just did a quick inventory of my kitchen utensils
15:52:00 <dematerialised> i have about 50 sauce/frypans
15:52:00 <Maurice> Containers are smell proof
15:53:00 <Serenity> and i have some ones that are like lock and lock but they arent that brand
15:53:00 <Serenity> they are really good tho
15:53:00 <dematerialised> your face is lock and lock :#
15:54:00 <Serenity> you shut your face
15:54:00 <Maurice> I'll take that as a compliment
15:54:00 <Serenity> i have a container addiction
15:54:00 <Serenity> i was so stoked when we moved in here and theres big deep drawers for containers
15:55:00 <dematerialised> im afraid to put stuff in my cabinets bcuase im afraid the outside wall will fall down and the entire contents of my kitchen will be exposed to the elements
15:55:00 <Maurice> You know you're old when you're discussing containers
15:55:00 <Serenity> lol dematerialised u seriously need to move
15:55:00 <dematerialised> i know
15:55:00 <dematerialised> cbfed
15:55:00 <Serenity> i cant believe some poor assholes have moved into our old place
15:56:00 <dematerialised> if someone wants to organise the inspecting new place/hiring truck/packing/moving/unpacking for me
15:56:00 <dematerialised> i'll pay for it all
15:56:00 <Serenity> ahaha
15:56:00 <Serenity> no thanks im still getting over doing ours
15:56:00 <dematerialised> at the end they can tell me "here is your new keys and your new address is blah"
15:56:00 <dematerialised> thats all i want
15:57:00 <Serenity> would be nice
15:57:00 <Serenity> you should be able to pay someone to do that
15:57:00 <ShadowLurker> theres places that do that
15:57:00 <Serenity> hmm... new business venture?
15:57:00 <ShadowLurker> mostly kiwis
15:57:00 <Serenity> oh fine
15:57:00 <Serenity> yeah thats moving though not the whole shebang
15:57:00 <Serenity> finding the place etc
15:57:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
15:57:00 <ShadowLurker> the actual move is doable
15:57:00 <dematerialised> yeah, my involvement should be "i want a new place to live with an internet connection" and "thanks for the keys"
15:58:00 <Serenity> i should start a new business
15:58:00 <Serenity> i bet people would use i
15:58:00 <Serenity> t
15:58:00 <dematerialised> most likely
15:58:00 <TheRiddler> also that doesn't look as bad as the current place
15:58:00 <Serenity> what
15:58:00 <TheRiddler> even my friends dad's house probably looks better
15:58:00 <dematerialised> this place looks fine
15:59:00 <Serenity> what are you talking about
15:59:00 <dematerialised> its just ready to fall over
15:59:00 <TheRiddler> how is that fine? lol
15:59:00 <dematerialised> well its over 100 years old for a start
15:59:00 <dematerialised> i think its looking pretty good for its age lol
15:59:00 <Serenity> ours was build in 1943
15:59:00 <Serenity> old az
15:59:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if it's heritage listed
15:59:00 <Serenity> been looked after well though
16:00:00 <TheRiddler> because that would suck
16:00:00 <dematerialised> this one was built 1909
16:00:00 <TheRiddler> for the owner
16:00:00 <dematerialised> and moved twice
16:00:00 <Serenity> moved! haha
16:00:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
16:00:00 <Clarkson> dirty lebos speaking shit
16:00:00 <Serenity> excuse me Clarkson dont be recist
16:00:00 <Clarkson> you spank that modems ass you spank it bad
16:00:00 <TheRiddler> move it to the rubbish tip
16:01:00 <dematerialised> i'll move you to the rubbish tip in a minute
16:01:00 <Serenity> lol
16:01:00 <dematerialised> wrapped in my nicest rug
16:01:00 <Serenity> jimmy's towels
16:02:00 <Serenity> fuck you if you didnt get that
16:02:00 <Serenity> assholes
16:02:00 <dematerialised> lol
16:02:00 <dematerialised> speaking of dumping bodies though
16:02:00 <dematerialised> all the kilometers i've done out in the country
16:02:00 <dematerialised> it'd be so easy to hide a dead person out there
16:03:00 <Serenity> hahah
16:03:00 <Serenity> people probably have
16:03:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "Fuck You - Dr. Dre" 03:25 (1999)
16:03:00 <dematerialised> like you don't realise how remote some places are till you stop and take a look at the GPS
16:03:00 <dematerialised> and you realise that the nearest human built structure is over 100km away
16:04:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL jimmys towels
16:04:00 <ShadowLurker> from the dead nigger storage
16:04:00 <dematerialised> is there a sign out front that says "dead nigger storage"?
16:04:00 <Serenity> thank god
16:05:00 <Serenity> you could sell bloody looking towels to morbid emos
16:05:00 <Serenity> called jimmy's towels
16:05:00 <dematerialised> lol
16:05:00 <katatonic_kate01> can someone get me caramel popcorn, please?
16:05:00 <dematerialised> sure
16:05:00 <dematerialised> as long as you pay for fuel
16:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, deal!
16:06:00 <dematerialised> sweet
16:06:00 <dematerialised> gimme your addy
16:06:00 <dematerialised> i'll calculate
16:06:00 <Serenity> i saw a bucket of caramel popcorn at tartget today o.O
16:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> sydney
16:06:00 <dematerialised> yeah but where
16:06:00 <dematerialised> i need to be precise
16:06:00 <dematerialised> toll roads e.t.c
16:06:00 <katatonic_kate01> aw man
16:07:00 <dematerialised> sydney as in suburb?
16:07:00 <dematerialised> even a suburb will do
16:07:00 <Serenity> nek minnut dematerialised is road tripping to nsw
16:07:00 <Serenity> lol
16:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:07:00 <katatonic_kate01> yea just sydney
16:08:00 <dematerialised> $700 and i'll thrown in the caramel popcorn for free
16:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> when you're in sydney let me know
16:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:08:00 <dematerialised> you wanna pay by paypal or direct debit?
16:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
16:08:00 <Clarkson> wash ur hairy.little ahole
16:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> lmfao
16:08:00 <dematerialised> im serious
16:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pass
16:08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll walk down later
16:09:00 <dematerialised> it's actually $696 but I am giving you mates rates for $/km
16:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> so kind!
16:09:00 <dematerialised> i know
16:09:00 <Serenity> lollll
16:09:00 <dematerialised> if you lived in the Perth CBD area (up to 65km) it'd be free
16:09:00 <dematerialised> you should move here
16:09:00 <katatonic_kate01> effort!
16:09:00 <Serenity> bring me hjs
16:10:00 <Serenity> im like 7km from the city
16:10:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm like 13
16:10:00 <dematerialised> you're exactly 3.4km from me
16:10:00 <dematerialised> well in a lin
16:10:00 <dematerialised> e
16:10:00 <dematerialised> by road you're about 20km
16:10:00 <Serenity> haha
16:11:00 <dematerialised> oh no wait
16:11:00 <Serenity> 11.7km google maps says but thats not a straight line
16:11:00 <Serenity> obv
16:11:00 <dematerialised> yeah was about to say
16:11:00 <dematerialised> i was thinking old addy
16:11:00 <Serenity> we're closer here
16:11:00 <Serenity> than at the old house
16:11:00 <Serenity> by like 2km
16:11:00 <dematerialised> are you? i thought old place was closer to airport
16:12:00 <dematerialised> you should be further away there
16:12:00 <Serenity> yes closer to the airport
16:12:00 <Serenity> further from the city
16:12:00 <dematerialised> oh
16:12:00 <dematerialised> i was talking distance from me
16:12:00 <dematerialised> lol
16:12:00 <Serenity> i thought you were near the tunnel
16:12:00 <dematerialised> lol no
16:12:00 <Serenity> or ar eyhou talking about your home
16:12:00 <dematerialised> hoem lol
16:12:00 <Serenity> nor work
16:12:00 <Serenity> haha ok
16:12:00 <Serenity> CONFUSING
16:12:00 <dematerialised> haha
16:12:00 <dematerialised> doesnt help i work from home too
16:12:00 <dematerialised> YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE I AM
16:12:00 <dematerialised> :P
16:12:00 <Serenity> well yeah further away from your house now
16:13:00 <dematerialised> i could legitimately right now put my phone and lappy in the car and work from anywhere i want
16:13:00 <TheRiddler> so are you closer to belmont now?
16:13:00 <Serenity> what
16:13:00 <Serenity> i lived in belmont you dork
16:13:00 <Serenity> i dont anymore
16:13:00 <TheRiddler> I mean belmont shopping center
16:13:00 <Serenity> no
16:13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:13:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow… 13 km away from the city and it takes me a fucking hour to get into work :|
16:13:00 <Clarkson> asian pussy is so nice and tight
16:13:00 <Serenity> im further from it
16:13:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
16:13:00 <Serenity> im not even in the city of belmont anymore
16:13:00 <dematerialised> infact im considering in the not too distant future telling work that im gonna go work down in albany
16:14:00 <dematerialised> and see what they say
16:14:00 <TheRiddler> ok
16:14:00 <Serenity> rivervale kewdale cloverdale are all belmont
16:14:00 <Serenity> theres one more in there
16:14:00 <TheRiddler> where would you say you're closer to?
16:15:00 <dematerialised> kat i live 16km straight down a major road from work/cbd and it takes me 25 mins roughly
16:15:00 <dematerialised> sydney traffic sucks
16:15:00 <dematerialised> :P
16:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> no shit!
16:15:00 <Serenity> im in vic park ash
16:15:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
16:15:00 <TheRiddler> so closer to crown
16:15:00 <Serenity> well no not really
16:15:00 <dematerialised> closer to clown
16:15:00 <Serenity> crown was like 3 mins from my old place
16:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> then a train to inner west suburbs….. (for work) its funking epic in Sydney
16:16:00 <Serenity> crown is in ascot
16:16:00 <Serenity> well its in burswood
16:16:00 <dematerialised> was gonna say, ascot is a stretch
16:17:00 <Serenity> its not really lol its like the other side of the road to crown
16:17:00 <dematerialised> im not entirely sure that's asco
16:17:00 <dematerialised> t
16:17:00 <Serenity> tiz
16:17:00 <dematerialised> ascot is up near tonkin/airport
16:17:00 <dematerialised> where maccas is
16:17:00 <Serenity> yep and half way down great eastern
16:17:00 <Serenity> well that part of great eastern
16:18:00 <dematerialised> i suppose that's technically right
16:18:00 <Serenity> lol..
16:18:00 <Serenity> like our street
16:18:00 <Serenity> one half was cloverdale
16:18:00 <Serenity> the other half was belmont
16:18:00 <dematerialised> yeah
16:18:00 <Serenity> in postcodes
16:19:00 <dematerialised> when i think of suburbs and shit i divide them by roads
16:19:00 <dematerialised> so for me, ascot is like from the airport to maccas/racecourse
16:19:00 <dematerialised> rivervale is from racecourse to graham farmer
16:19:00 <dematerialised> and then burswood
16:19:00 <TheRiddler> I still say closer to crown
16:19:00 <Serenity> you dont even know where i lived ash lol
16:19:00 <TheRiddler> because but not by road
16:20:00 <TheRiddler> true
16:20:00 <TheRiddler> maybe I was thinkg of a house I was looking at
16:20:00 <Serenity> mums like 5 min walk from crown shes in rivervale
16:20:00 <TheRiddler> I was thinking you lived SW of the airport
16:21:00 <dematerialised> mmm airport
16:21:00 <dematerialised> i should go watch planes
16:21:00 <Serenity> we're almost in line with our old house
16:21:00 <Serenity> just on the other side of the hwy
16:22:00 <TheRiddler> ah ok
16:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> boring!
16:22:00 <katatonic_kate01> i should be eating popcorn
16:22:00 <TheRiddler> so closer to the zoo then :P
16:24:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/Q5vJ64e
16:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh fuck
16:25:00 <katatonic_kate01> i saw that years ago
16:25:00 <Serenity> .much closer to the zoo
16:25:00 <Serenity> its not far at all
16:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> next
16:32:00 <dematerialised> no
16:32:00 <dematerialised> no next
16:33:00 <Serenity> lol
16:34:00 <katatonic_kate01> you suck!
16:34:00 <Serenity> crown isis closer to the new place by like 800m ash
16:34:00 <Serenity> u win
16:34:00 <Serenity> isis lol
16:36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:38:00 <Serenity> ive only been there once
16:38:00 <Serenity> and i didnt even go to the cas lol
16:39:00 <dematerialised> i've never because i am a hermit
16:39:00 <Serenity> we went to that food place
16:39:00 <Serenity> atrium
16:41:00 <TheRiddler> with the buffet and the guy cutting you slices of whatever meat you want?
16:41:00 <Serenity> yeah
16:41:00 <Serenity> in his little chef hat
16:41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:41:00 <TheRiddler> good place
16:41:00 <Serenity> was pre decent
16:41:00 <TheRiddler> but the drinks there are expensive
16:42:00 <Serenity> for what is essentially a smorgasbord
16:42:00 <TheRiddler> as opposed to inside the casino
16:42:00 <Serenity> cheaper in the cas to keep you there
16:42:00 <TheRiddler> yep
16:42:00 <Serenity> so you serve food in the cas
16:42:00 <Serenity> do they**
16:43:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think so
16:43:00 <TheRiddler> I think it's kept to the resturants
16:43:00 <Serenity> ah yep
16:44:00 <TheRiddler> there's a place in east perth for $220 a week
16:44:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.realestate.com.au/property-unit-wa-east+perth-416194609
16:46:00 <ShadowLurker> eww
16:46:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck that
16:47:00 <Skirmish> I hate ringing child support. I hate them with a passion.
16:47:00 <Skirmish> PASSION.
16:48:00 <British^Meat> https://www.facebook.com/1575285989382100/videos/1649041135339918/
16:49:00 <British^Meat> ah hah
16:49:00 <British^Meat> hi TheRon
16:49:00 <TheRon> hello
16:49:00 <British^Meat> hey i was wondering, dod u go out today?
16:50:00 <British^Meat> i was wondering if you were OUT BEFORE LUNCH
16:50:00 <British^Meat> HOOOOOLLLLLOLOL
16:50:00 <TheRon> hmmmmmmmm
16:52:00 <Skirmish> Do what? What did that link want me to do? It was weird.
16:52:00 <British^Meat> it!
16:52:00 <British^Meat> not miley, coz she's a canserous slag
17:00:00 <dematerialised> [14:44:50] <TheRiddler> there's a place in east perth for $220 a week
17:00:00 <dematerialised> i know exactly where that unit is
17:01:00 <dematerialised> and it's for crack addicts and/or people of lower caste than i
17:01:00 <dematerialised> imagine a prison cell but you're allowed to leave whenever you want
17:02:00 <Skirmish> Providing the cell kept the crack addicts out, it would be ok.
17:02:00 <dematerialised> true
17:03:00 <Skirmish> That's a lie, there is no way I could live around druggos.
17:03:00 <dematerialised> i couldnt care less as long as i dont hear or see them
17:03:00 <dematerialised> the minute they start having domestics on my front lawn
17:03:00 <dematerialised> they're getting the chop
17:07:00 <Skirmish> When I used to do security a long time ago these two families had a domestic in a high rise houso area in Newcastle. One thing led to another and one guy pinned the other guy to the ground with a star picket through his body.
17:07:00 <Skirmish> They expected us to get out and walk down the street twice a night. We naturally drove with the windows up and doors locked.
17:07:00 <dematerialised> awesome
17:08:00 <Skirmish> I couldn't understand the thinking. These people don't care about the police at the best of times ... they are just going to fuck security in the ass. No way I was walking.
17:08:00 <dematerialised> yeah fuck that, not unless you're wearing body armor and carrying a weapon
17:11:00 <British^Meat> star picket?
17:12:00 <Doodle> no thanks i'm trying to cut down
17:13:00 <British^Meat> googled it, gross
17:14:00 <TheRon> kim wilde - keep me hangin' on
17:27:00 <invizzi> anyone here ever been on tv?
17:27:00 <British^Meat> yup
17:27:00 <invizzi> on a gameshow ?
17:27:00 <British^Meat> i was an extra in Mcleods Daughters
17:27:00 <TheRon> i was on chances
17:28:00 <invizzi> i auditioned to be the kid in genie from down under
17:28:00 <British^Meat> that show was pretty awesome :)
17:29:00 <British^Meat> but it was no Ship 2 Shore
17:29:00 <Serenity> that show was awesome
17:29:00 <invizzi> remember that show that had the girl with blue hair? it had this gross sydney vibe to it
17:30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:31:00 <British^Meat> is that the one about the band?
17:31:00 <British^Meat> maybe that was set in perth
17:31:00 <British^Meat> Serenity do u know?
17:31:00 <katatonic_kate01> what about secret valley?
17:31:00 <invizzi> it was this alien girl, maybe she was a robot
17:32:00 <TheRon> are you being served?
17:32:00 <Serenity> no idea
17:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> what about the one with the red hair… and they had weird ships…..
17:32:00 <British^Meat> spellbinder?
17:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> and marauders
17:32:00 <katatonic_kate01> YUS
17:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> that was pretty lame
17:33:00 <British^Meat> loved that one :)
17:33:00 <British^Meat> awww
17:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> lame!
17:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> round the twist was the best
17:33:00 <British^Meat> defo
17:33:00 <British^Meat> i even watched that in the UK
17:33:00 <British^Meat> it was pretty popular
17:33:00 <katatonic_kate01> dedication
17:34:00 <TheRon> what about that cat that didn't wear pants?
17:34:00 <invizzi> http://www.australiantelevision.net/cybergirl/cybergirl.html lol
17:35:00 <British^Meat> oOooo i remember cybergirl
17:36:00 <British^Meat> lol
17:37:00 <British^Meat> that cyborg has an aussie accent
17:37:00 <invizzi> poor girl she only has 301 followers on twitter
17:55:00 <faux> Give it to me I'm worth ittttt
17:55:00 <faux> Uhuhhh I'm worth it
17:55:00 <TheRon> that's debateable
17:56:00 <dematerialised> i can give you some face washers from red rooster if you want
17:56:00 <faux> My brain hurts
17:56:00 <dematerialised> cut it off
17:57:00 <faux> Rude gud
17:57:00 <faux> Gus
17:57:00 <faux> wot
17:57:00 <TheRon> wot?
17:57:00 <dematerialised> i agree
18:03:00 <Serenity> BUT YOU CANT MAKE A HOE A HOUSEWIIFE
18:04:00 <dematerialised> apparently i can
18:04:00 <BlackDevil> how do you make a gardening tool a housewife ?
18:05:00 <Serenity> im a great housewife so we know thats all lifes
18:05:00 <Serenity> er lies
18:21:00 <BMW> http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--3itPhaQ---/1371025058934420515.gif
18:23:00 <BlackDevil> that is a nice penis
18:42:00 <faux> You can lead a whore to waterrr and you can bet she'll drink and follow ordersss
18:43:00 <TheRon> and if the bitch slips up slapping the ho
18:43:00 <Clarkson> ford focus is a bitches car!
18:43:00 <ShadowLurker> loool
18:45:00 <TheRon> yes i like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain
18:49:00 <Serenity> d.e.d
18:51:00 <Dugnuts> happy friday folks
18:51:00 <Dugnuts> how is everyone
18:51:00 <TheRon> i need breast
18:51:00 <Palhares> Hi Dugnuts
18:51:00 <Dugnuts> dont we all
18:51:00 <Dugnuts> hi palhares
18:52:00 <Dugnuts> interesting name
18:52:00 <Dugnuts> are you a friend to rabbits?
18:52:00 <Palhares> yes
18:52:00 <Palhares> yes I am
18:52:00 <TheRon> mmmm rabbit stew
18:52:00 <Dugnuts> good name then, ye olde pal of hares
18:53:00 <faux> Wtf my little cousin just rang me to tell me he invented a character named batwolf who is batmans cousin
18:53:00 <faux> Bless him
18:53:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
18:53:00 <faux> He spoke for like 10 mins straight and didn't even breathe
18:53:00 <faux> lordy
18:53:00 <faux> Kids are cute
18:54:00 <Dugnuts> he must love you lots
18:54:00 <faux> He better
18:54:00 <Dugnuts> and been desperate to talk to you
18:54:00 <faux> I'll bite him
18:54:00 <TheRon> geez
18:54:00 <faux> He always rings me to tell me the most random shit
18:54:00 <Clarkson> but he had more guts than u ever did faggot
18:54:00 <Dugnuts> aww cute
18:54:00 <faux> Like once he rang me and he said
18:55:00 <faux> Christina do u have the internet
18:55:00 <faux> Lol im like Yes why
18:55:00 <faux> He's like do u have youtube
18:55:00 <Dugnuts> haha
18:55:00 <faux> Can u look up Rebecca black Friday
18:55:00 <faux> I love that song
18:55:00 <Dugnuts> hahahaha
18:55:00 <faux> I'm like wow NO
18:55:00 <Dugnuts> ahh
18:55:00 <faux> Lol :|
18:56:00 <Dugnuts> thats definitely cute
18:56:00 <faux> He's v cute
18:57:00 <faux> I have a nasty cough I hope jm not getting sick
18:57:00 <faux> Erkh
18:57:00 <Dugnuts> must be all that smoking you do
18:57:00 <dematerialised> cock smoking
18:57:00 <Clarkson> Not sure what the fuck she's done.
18:57:00 <faux> I'm not a smoker
18:58:00 <Dugnuts> in that case, pretty sure you are sick
18:58:00 <TheRon> nor a joker
18:58:00 <faux> Haven't done anything clarky
18:58:00 <Clarkson> your arse is to loose to fart
18:58:00 <faux> oh
18:58:00 <faux> well then
18:58:00 <Serenity> wow rude
18:58:00 <Serenity> lol
18:58:00 <faux> My secrets out
18:59:00 <Serenity> imagine not being able to fart tho
18:59:00 <Serenity> does amsy have a farting issue
18:59:00 <faux> No she reckons she can't fart
18:59:00 <faux> Lol
19:00:00 <Clarkson> so i guess we do know shit
19:00:00 <TheRon> c'mon now women don't fart
19:00:00 <Serenity> what a liar
19:00:00 <Serenity> AMSY you're a liar
19:00:00 <faux> Or she farts like once a month
19:00:00 <faux> I'm like pls I've farted like 29 times during this convo
19:00:00 <Serenity> hahah
19:00:00 <TheRon> sorry, ladies don't fart
19:00:00 <Clarkson> u like that cunt on that movie, um that guy
19:01:00 <Serenity> someone just posted this pic of a bed they are selling.. i want to ask her if she was having a fit when she took the photo
19:01:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11214297_10200562540062990_1401655412749731329_n.jpg?oh=76725162c4b147fdc351458d1b568b40&oe=56834BDB&__gda__=1446428446_8f3cdc7f04f582ec2f7d61287cce6fa0
19:01:00 <Serenity> honestly who thinks oh yepp. thats a good photo
19:01:00 <TheRon> hipsters
19:02:00 <faux> Lol wtf
19:02:00 <faux> potato
19:02:00 <TheRon> i dunno
19:02:00 <zaim> i recognise that bed
19:03:00 <faux> Loll
19:03:00 <TheRon> i bet you do
19:03:00 <Serenity> i take about 40 pics when im trying to take a pic of something just to make sure its good enough
19:04:00 <Serenity> and she uploads that... come on lady... not even trying
19:04:00 <faux> Lollllll
19:04:00 <TheRon> i do about 40 farts just to get a good one
19:05:00 <Serenity> just before you shit yourself?
19:05:00 <TheRon> well the time, you know.....
19:15:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck are you going to sell that?
19:15:00 <Bastardly_One> she is better posting a wtb ad for a photographer
19:16:00 <Bastardly_One> wanted to buy a photographer? righty o dickhead
19:16:00 <Bastardly_One> you get the idea though
19:17:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT *waves*
19:19:00 <TheRon> private eyes , they're watching you
19:19:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
19:22:00 <TheRon> i'm hot
19:23:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
19:23:00 <SixInchRambo> reow
19:24:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone use Spotify offline?
19:25:00 <TheRon> yes
19:26:00 <Bastardly_One> how's it work? you make your own playlist or what?
19:26:00 <Serenity> ive only just got it
19:26:00 <TheRon> it synchs with the stuff on your computer and uses that
19:27:00 <Bastardly_One> so you need to shit saved on your 'puter first yeah?
19:27:00 <TheRon> running on empty, running blind!
19:27:00 <Bastardly_One> well poo
19:27:00 <TheRon> yeah
19:28:00 <Bastardly_One> hahaham it just told me during an ad
19:28:00 <Bastardly_One> *hahahaha
19:29:00 <katatonic_kate01> faux…. Rory now says calm your farm about 90 times a day…. *dies*
19:32:00 <TheRon> and i can't fight this feeling anymore, i've forgotten what we're fighting for
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if Stan is any good
19:32:00 <Serenity> are you admitting you're gay now?
19:33:00 <Clarkson> kate you sound like a gay man, with a lot to lose
19:33:00 <Serenity> LOL calrky
19:33:00 <Serenity> clarky
19:33:00 <Clarkson> thank fuck they gave me 2 sauces
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:33:00 <TheRon> 2 sauces and you're wondering if someone else is gay?
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll pay you that Serenity
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean the streaming service
19:34:00 <Serenity> excuse me i didnt say anything about sauce
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> you can turn this phone into tv remote
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> why? that's all I ask
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> there is an app to do it
19:35:00 <Serenity> incase you lose your remote
19:35:00 <Serenity> duh
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> I could really fuck with the housemate with that
19:35:00 <TheRon> the eject button on a remote, i mean how lazy do you have to be
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I should use it
19:35:00 <TheRon> i mean you're getting up anyway
19:36:00 <Serenity> i dont think it works on tvs from 1970
19:37:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO @ clarky
19:37:00 <Clarkson> yeah bitches IM BANGIN THE DAZZLELAND BOY
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> who has a tv from the 70s?
19:38:00 <TheRon> billy joel - goodnight saigon
19:38:00 <Serenity> it was a joke b1
19:39:00 <TheRon> he doesn't get many jokes
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> Peel Smart Remote is the app but I could have fun with that at places ... I am bad enough with people on bluetooth in public
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well you be OLD and see how much you get
19:39:00 <Doodle> lol
19:39:00 <Doodle> i get none
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly!
19:40:00 <TheRon> the seinfeld one?
19:40:00 <TheRon> those ain't bouys
19:41:00 <amsy> lol still plays with bluetooth
19:41:00 <Doodle> hai amsy
19:42:00 <amsy> hey roodles
19:42:00 <Bastardly_One> I play with all sorts of things in public
19:42:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, I did leave that open
19:42:00 <katatonic_kate01> famous bands?
19:42:00 <TheRon> and they haven't charged you yet?
19:43:00 <Doodle> rooster bit me
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, TheRon
19:43:00 <katatonic_kate01> charlie bit my finger!
19:43:00 <Doodle> for singing heads and shoulders knees and toes with him
19:43:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: the E Street Band
19:43:00 <Doodle> he did not like
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Doodle
19:44:00 <Doodle> it was the clap hands bit he didnt like
19:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> it….. so he rocked the casbah
19:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> I think my husband is officially gay
19:44:00 <Clarkson> its animal crap
19:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is playing purple rain
19:44:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck me!
19:44:00 <Doodle> lol
19:44:00 <Doodle> no he wont hes gay remember
19:44:00 <TheRon> even before that came out it was dated
19:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> *cries*
19:45:00 <Doodle> katatonic_kate01
19:45:00 <Doodle> i made u a cuppa
19:45:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11752460_918020258270581_2046085965892306124_n.jpg?oh=90b5cf91618cb88f1f99acf464a4ce7b&oe=56528BB1&__gda__=1446685147_5ad791ccd484362f661ab2e1813a89ce
19:45:00 <katatonic_kate01> HA
19:45:00 <TheRon> bruce springsteen - i'm on fire
19:46:00 <Doodle> pew peww
19:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> if he keeps listening to this music - that's the only dick i'll be enjoying
19:46:00 <Clarkson> so you can play some shit online
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got asked the same thing off my housemate but I won't admit to what I am playing but it could get me kicked out of the house
19:46:00 <Doodle> lol
19:46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Belinda Carlisle - Summer Rain.mp3 (5.02MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:29)
19:46:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot b1 - you're playing with some famous band and it's top secret?
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7wkRET0hbo
19:47:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: RATATAT - ABRASIVE Views: 695,561 Uploader: ratatatmusic Uploaded: Jun 16, 2015 Duration: 4m15s Rating: 4.92
19:47:00 <Bastardly_One> this is what I am listening to
19:47:00 <Bastardly_One> the new ratatat album
19:47:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like Devo to me
19:47:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't even know who they are
19:47:00 <TheRon> nup neither do i
19:47:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd probably like them Kate
19:47:00 <TheRon> i know racta
19:47:00 <TheRon> ratcat
19:48:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to baker street
19:48:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of Daft Punk vocally but to me I here Devo
19:48:00 <Bastardly_One> *hear
19:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lol @ Rory - telling steve it's purple grain
19:48:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
19:49:00 <TheRon> i can't believe there's a best of gerry rafferty out there
19:49:00 <Bastardly_One> I can actually
19:49:00 <TheRon> he had two songs
19:51:00 <Bastardly_One> time to look for a new house
19:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I am being really told off for Ratatat
19:51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:51:00 <Bastardly_One> the volume is pretty excessive though
19:51:00 <TheRon> well, c'mon lets behonest
19:52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
19:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're going to live else where because your room mate is bitching about you listening to shitty loud music
19:53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah seems legit
19:53:00 <TheRon> no just shitty music
19:53:00 <nate> just say its friday night, time for b1 to let his hair down!
19:54:00 <katatonic_kate01> walk right in, sit right down daddy let yo' mind roll on
19:54:00 <TheRon> billy joel - pressure
19:55:00 <nate> i dont like the bachelor this year, hes 2 square, i need a bad boy;l
19:55:00 <Doodle> lol
19:55:00 <TheRon> hot chicks?
19:55:00 <nate> a couple of dem are alright
19:55:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For a Hero.mp3 (8.03MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:46)
19:55:00 <TheRon> well it is hip to be square
19:56:00 <nate> ones a crazy loud one :D
19:56:00 <nate> full of "energy" :)
19:56:00 <TheRon> crazy loud in the sack i bet
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> letting my hair down eh?
19:56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i haven't even seen the bachelor
19:57:00 <TheRon> neither have i
19:57:00 <katatonic_kate01> don't intend to watch that drivel
19:57:00 <TheRon> you and the hubby sit down and watch game of thrones?
19:58:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, the housemate has a migrane
19:58:00 <TheRon> offer up some weed
19:58:00 <Bastardly_One> so I offered to change the music and turn it down right?
19:58:00 <Bastardly_One> stuck on this instead
19:58:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmyy6rvcHJk
19:58:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BATPISS - LOOSE SCREWS Views: 25,322 Uploader: Deferoproductions Uploaded: Oct 30, 2013 Duration: 4m36s Rating: 4.83
19:59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:59:00 <Bastardly_One> he is seriously gonna hurt me one day
19:59:00 <nate> next he will have his period right
19:59:00 <TheRon> and it won't be his
19:59:00 <TheRon> dunno what that means
20:00:00 <nate> just say dont be a drag man, and take a hit from the bong ;D
20:00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Cypress Hill - Hits from the Bong.mp3 (6.14MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:42)
20:00:00 <Bastardly_One> he saw this band with me last sat though and didn't complain
20:00:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have no weed left but I'm on the hunt
20:00:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yeah I don't do that anymore
20:00:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
20:00:00 <TheRon> beaufort?
20:00:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, we don't watch game of thrones together
20:01:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that unless I could get a lift
20:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> separately
20:01:00 <Bastardly_One> which I can't
20:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> i binge watch shows
20:01:00 <nate> im getting a packet of chips later on tonight!!!!
20:01:00 <TheRon> a bit of nudity in game of thrones
20:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> and he watch a lot of gay porn (some pirate show)
20:01:00 <katatonic_kate01> watches*
20:02:00 <TheRon> chicago - hard to say i'm sorry
20:03:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Weird Al - White and Nerdy.mp3 (4.54MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:57)
20:07:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Pendulum - The Island Pt.2 (Dusk).mp3 (6.09MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:39)
20:07:00 <TheRon> kenny loggins - danger zone
20:11:00 <TheRon> doodle lend b1 some scagg?
20:12:00 <TheRon> the eagles - i can't tell you why
20:12:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
20:14:00 <faux> MY DARLING U
20:14:00 <faux> OOO
20:14:00 <faux> BITTERSWEET
20:14:00 <faux> MEMOOOORIES
20:14:00 <faux> And I wish u jooooy and happiness
20:14:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
20:14:00 <faux> U can't say happiness without penis
20:15:00 <TheRon> amen sister
20:15:00 <faux> loll
20:15:00 <katatonic_kate01> AMEN!
20:15:00 <TheRon> i'd be lost without mine
20:15:00 <faux> Bunch of perves
20:15:00 <faux> I have honey soy chips nomm
20:16:00 <faux> And cheapo white wine
20:16:00 <faux> My night is set
20:16:00 <TheRon> goon bag?
20:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate it when you have money
20:16:00 <faux> No gross
20:16:00 <Bastardly_One> and nowhere to get what you want
20:16:00 <faux> Wine glass n bottle like a classy bloke
20:16:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin'!
20:17:00 <TheRon> faux at least get the paper bag out
20:17:00 <faux> Fr what
20:17:00 <Bastardly_One> "stuff"
20:17:00 <TheRon> so you can look like a hobo from under the bridge
20:17:00 <faux> Was talking to theron
20:17:00 <faux> Oh lol
20:18:00 <faux> Lovely.
20:18:00 <Bastardly_One> someone told me they were gonna fix the weeping bridge
20:18:00 <Bastardly_One> seems like a waste of money if it's true
20:19:00 <TheRon> rod stewart - have i told you lately that i love you
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwwww no you haven't
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's the peel st bridge - the weeping bridge
20:24:00 <TheRon> beck - dreams
20:34:00 <Serenity> omg i just walked into my house from being out and it smelled like dettol. amazing <3_<3
20:34:00 <TheRon> al green - let's stay together
20:39:00 <TheRon> tell you all the story about the joker and thief in the night
20:47:00 <TheRon> suzanne vega - tom's diner
20:48:00 <TheRiddler> go crows
20:48:00 <TheRon> did you get on?
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