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06:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks
07:00 <dematerialised> werd
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say hello
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but
07:00 <^pHANTOM^> hello
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on a self imposed time out 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I talk too much shit :P
07:00 <dematerialised> clearly
08:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet I can get NightOwl1 here in 30 seconds
09:00 <anotherirc3r> so you can talk shit to him? :P
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yep!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I just messaged him kate was here
09:00 <Dugnuts> interesting
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so if he hits refresh he'll be here shortly
09:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ah
10:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah...
10:00 <katatonic_kate01_> next
10:00 <Bastardly_One> we chat at a different site
10:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
10:00 <anotherirc3r> ohhhh.. he likes kate, eh?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> bet title ever
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the pork
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01_> TOTALLY loves me n' stuff
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and he likes any female capable of banter
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd lag!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> EPIC LAG!
11:00 <Bastardly_One> downloading?
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> work
12:00 <Bastardly_One> on the phone or lappy or workstation?
12:00 <milk> ?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> lappy
12:00 <faux> K8m8
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> hai hai
12:00 <Bastardly_One> using a hotspot or work connection?
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> sup 
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is this 26 questions :P
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> work wifi
12:00 <Bastardly_One> must be a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit network
12:00 <faux> Wearing joggers or sandals?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> to lag irc even
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> boots
13:00 <faux> Shorts or pants
13:00 <faux> hair up or down
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> tights + over sized tunic 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> hair up
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> in a bun
13:00 <faux> chocolate or vanilla
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> glasses
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> chocolate
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> jacket on
13:00 <faux> cum or cake
13:00 <Clarkson> yer fuck off u mud
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> army kinda one
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> CAKE!
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh and a scarf 
13:00 <faux> Cock ot cake
13:00 <faux> or
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> and glasse 
13:00 <katatonic_kate01> s
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake shaped like a cock
14:00 <faux> Lollll
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> are we doene yet
14:00 <faux> no
14:00 <faux> We're only warming up
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> what's my prize
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lord
14:00 <faux> Cock shaped cake
14:00 <katatonic_kate01> i need a smoke, and i need to sneak out so no one follows me and what to talk to me
14:00 <faux> smoke in the bathroom 
14:00 <faux> Unless they follow u in there too
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> i ain't being paid after 11 to listen to problems
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah fire alarm
15:00 <faux> Even better 
15:00 <milk> go on th roof
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i can lock em out, thankfully
15:00 <faux> Hot firemen
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… some
15:00 <faux> When do u finish 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> 8 am 
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> :|
16:00 <faux> Dear lord
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> FML
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, tell me about it
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking to someone just before in the middle of a 30hr shift
16:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks being a doctor worse
16:00 <faux> B1 will keep u company 
16:00 <faux> During his irc shift 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and on call
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> 6 - 11 then "sleep over" 11 - 7 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> 30 hours ILLEGAL
17:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently not
17:00 <faux> what
17:00 <faux> When do u slee
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> here stay awake for 30 hours….. why not
17:00 <faux> P
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> YOU DONT ever
17:00 <faux> u
17:00 <faux> I mean
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and then a lunchtime meeting tomorrow as well
17:00 <faux> between when and when 
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> so if you need to go to hospital let this be a waring to you, dr google stuff before hand
18:00 <faux> nooo I meant when do u sleep kate
18:00 <Bastardly_One> this is in the US though
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ME
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
18:00 <faux> Yeah 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah it seems that way
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> between 11pm = 7 am
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> apparently
18:00 <faux> For 8 hours
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> hrm.
18:00 <faux> That's a pretty good ion 
18:00 <faux> Uh
18:00 <faux> Job*
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> paid to sleep
18:00 <faux> I wanna get paid 2 sleep
18:00 <faux> haha
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> but can be woken up by some arse 
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> who can't turn on a light
19:00 <faux> Uhhh
19:00 <faux> Teach them all before u sleep
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, i TRY
19:00 <faux> haha
19:00 <Maurice> Yeah a Dr being awake for 30 hours is totes safe for the patients
19:00 <faux> GUYS THIS IS A LIGHT SWITCH 
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> or they fight over the air con being turned up to sauna mode
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's always fun
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm like… LOOK TURN IT OFF 
20:00 <faux> Yuck 
20:00 <faux> I hate heat 
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> RIGHT NOW NO MORE AIR CON FOR YOU
20:00 <faux> lool
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> mum voice
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> they probably all think i'm a cunt  - whatever
20:00 <faux> Are they all degenerates or are some people normal just having a hard time or something 
20:00 <Anselemo> Hi katatonic_kate01
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> who the fuck are you
21:00 <Clarkson> the fuck is this nazi rock shit
21:00 <faux> friendly 
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> always :P
22:00 <faux> Answer my q u bastard
22:00 <Clarkson> time to test this shit
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh sorry
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're all 'homeless'
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> and then have complex issues
26:00 <Anselemo> Hi katatonic_kate01
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> so mental health (anxiety, depression, borderline personality disorder)
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> or drug + alcohol issues 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> basically they've experienced epic trauma 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> and, i have to be nice to them.. have a chat, do stuff with them….. 
27:00 <Maurice> So it's like real life IRC
27:00 <Maurice> Minus the being nice bit
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> PRETTY much!
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
27:00 <faux> Damn
27:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
27:00 <faux> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're mostly all ok… you get a few that flip out
28:00 <faux> Have any been violent 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> and hear voices n' shit
28:00 <Clarkson> so gonna fuckin send her a video msg asking 
28:00 <faux> And can u punch them 
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah one stabbed herself in the neck…. in front of a few staff members
28:00 <Anselemo> peeps 'n' freaks
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> ummm few ice junkies going on a rampage
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> um one smashed a bunch of wall to ceiling windows
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> umm one attempted to break into another woman's room with a fucking drill
29:00 <Clarkson> sit the fuck down Student
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> that was pretty funny
29:00 <faux> Wtf
29:00 <faux> Where do they get drills
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah WTF 
29:00 <faux> Lol
29:00 <faux> BYO drill 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i lol(ed) at that
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i was like… um can't afford to buy food… but has a fucking drill
29:00 <faux> How do u handle the violent ones
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> WTF
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> i usually say, calm yo' tits
30:00 <Clarkson> Santa's ass was one of the tastiest asses
30:00 <faux> Lollll
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i just have to have a chat with them, and be like can you tell me the issue
30:00 <faux> Calm your farm bitch 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL i'd love to say that lol
30:00 <faux> Do it 
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> ask them to come to the office for a chat
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> or go up to the roof top to have a smoke
30:00 <faux> Look m8. Calm ya fukn farm
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> most of them are harmless and you can bribe them with cake
31:00 <faux> Do u guys provide food and shit 
31:00 <faux> o sick
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> we used to
31:00 <faux> So how do they eat
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> they have to buy their own food
31:00 <dematerialised> kate you work at a shelter or something?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> or we get food donated
32:00 <faux> Ohh
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yah it's called a 'specialist homelessness service'
32:00 <faux> Is there a limit on how long they can stay 
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. 3 months
32:00 <dematerialised> ah cool
32:00 <dematerialised> :)
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> but peeps stay longer
32:00 <faux> And do u guys help them get on their feet or is it just a place to stay while they sort their shit out
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> because there is no govt housing and rent in sydney is well.. expensive
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah we attempt to
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's what case management is about
33:00 <faux> No government housing??
33:00 <faux> In the area?
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> see if they want supports like counselling 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> in most areas
33:00 <dematerialised> if its anything like wa, government housing is at the least a 1 year wait
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's a 10 year wait
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> in some areas
33:00 <dematerialised> yeah its pretty bad
33:00 <dematerialised> which is stupid
33:00 <dematerialised> because vacancy rates for rentals is so stupidly high right now
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even kidding - check Housing Pathways NSW wait list times
34:00 <faux> If ur put on the "priority list" it's still 1-2 years
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, sydney is heaps expensive unless you want to live in the sticks
34:00 <faux> I know 
34:00 <dematerialised> i'd argue people requiring homing assistance don't get a choice lol
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> well the 'priority housing list' used to be a 1 - 2 year wait
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's longer now
34:00 <faux> When i was looking for places I was looking at granny flats
34:00 <faux> And the cheapest was 200 a week
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> unless you have 909090909 issues
34:00 <faux> W utilities 
34:00 <faux> .
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's pretty good
35:00 <faux> For a granny flat lol
35:00 <faux> No its not
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i guess i'm inner city / inner west
35:00 <faux> sridic
35:00 <faux> They were like shoebox size
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> so 200 a week is for a tent on the sidewalk basically
35:00 <faux> haha
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah look at inner city / inner west granny flats for $200 
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> you'd get a share room place (like a bunk bed) with 8 other people
36:00 <faux> Yeah
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> not even kidding :P
36:00 <faux> Share places were 150
36:00 <faux> It's all fucking expensive 
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty much
36:00 <dematerialised> 150 is pretty standard over here for a sharehouse
36:00 <dematerialised> as long as its bills included
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
36:00 <Clarkson> the pussy is insane
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> cheap
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL@ clarky
36:00 <Clarkson> lol who the fuck are you votepancakes ?
36:00 <dematerialised> haha
36:00 <dematerialised> rent is diving in WA
36:00 <dematerialised> so so so hard
37:00 <dematerialised> if you wanna move, now is the time
37:00 <faux> One bedroom units are $350
37:00 <faux> Ffff
37:00 <Serenity> thats why we moved when we did
37:00 <dematerialised> all the sheep shaggers and eastern states people are buggering off now that mining is out of construction phase
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah peeps next door to me said they pay $420  per week
37:00 <dematerialised> means proper rent prices
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> for a tiny 2 beddy
37:00 <Serenity> rwhen i firs moved to Perth you toom what you could get
37:00 <faux> Hehe 
37:00 <Serenity> took
38:00 <faux> Toom in Arabic is garlic
38:00 <faux> Lolll
38:00 <dematerialised> i love toom
38:00 <faux> Me 2
38:00 <faux> garlic breathe 4 lyf
38:00 <faux> -e
38:00 <dematerialised> lol
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah yeah
38:00 <Serenity> garlic rules
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> garlic is awesome
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> greek garlic dip
38:00 <faux>  agreed 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> OMG
38:00 <dematerialised> if i had to choose between a girlfriend and kebabs
38:00 <dematerialised> kebabs win every time
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <Serenity> loll
38:00 <faux> The smell when frying it up with onion 
38:00 <faux> Hnggg 
39:00 <Serenity> garlic sauce w sour cream
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> delicious
39:00 <dematerialised> yus
39:00 <faux> Don't think I've had that
39:00 <Serenity> hnnggg
39:00 <dematerialised> you should
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, haven't had that
39:00 <dematerialised> its orgasmic
39:00 <Maurice> I always get extra garlic sauce
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you guys need to dry the greek garlic dip
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> TRY
39:00 <dematerialised> i got given some when i ordered turkish bread roll a while back
39:00 <dematerialised> i wasnt a fan
39:00 <faux> Tzatziki? 
40:00 <dematerialised> yes
40:00 <Serenity> tzatziki is amazing
40:00 <dematerialised> it was pretty watery so i think they just made it shit
40:00 <Clarkson> yep how about you eat my whole fucken mcdonalds fucken resturant you mother fucker ?
40:00 <Serenity> oh..
40:00 <faux> Yeah nah its not supposed to be watery 
40:00 <dematerialised> im eating maccas right now clarky so fuck you
40:00 <Clarkson> desrt eagles an shit
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, its some other dip
41:00 <Serenity> im try2 to get rid of this pain enough to sleep
41:00 <Serenity> trying
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> drugs?
41:00 <Serenity> not working
41:00 <dematerialised> mersyndol + voltaren tabs == victory
41:00 <dematerialised> or naproxen if you have a script
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's called 6,0https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB0QFjAAahUKEwjNptfH1I_HAhWme6YKHXpKBaQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.taste.com.au%2Frecipes%2F848%2Fskordalia%2Bpotato%2Band%2Bgarlic%2Bdip&ei=KM_AVc3yBqb3mQX6lJWgCg&usg=AFQjCNE5Pcx7QhARzOvUO0gGEsD7e_R8wA&sig2=fOcxd-56IV_CsWmbTyNBfg&bvm=bv.99261572,d.dGY
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
42:00 <dematerialised> that looks delicious
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> so friken good
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> What's up with you serenity?
43:00 <Dugnuts> need better drugs
44:00 <Serenity> you dont need a script for naproxen
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> she needs some skordalia 
44:00 <Serenity> back pain kate
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah crap
44:00 <Clarkson> When I see a beautiful rainbow I feel gay
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> wheat pack?
44:00 <Serenity> yeah im laying on one now
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh good
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> hope you can pass out soon
45:00 <dematerialised> Serenity: you do at my dosage
45:00 <dematerialised> maybe there is a lower dosage?
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> just read our text, it should work soon enough :P
45:00 <Serenity> its something thats happened ever since i haf a spinal every 6 months or so i get agonising back pain for about 24 hours
45:00 <Serenity> then i buggers off
45:00 <faux> That's fucked 
45:00 <faux> Back pain is so shit
45:00 <Serenity> whats yiur dosage
46:00 <dematerialised> 1g
46:00 <Serenity> yer thats just 2 naprogesic lol
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it's pretty epic… because there isn't anything you can do really
46:00 <Serenity> period pain meds
46:00 <dematerialised> fairymuff
46:00 <dematerialised> no idea why doc gave mea  script then
46:00 <dematerialised> maybe he's a scrub
47:00 <Serenity> maybe to get it cheaper
47:00 <dematerialised> perhaps
47:00 <Serenity> if ita on the pbs thing
47:00 <Serenity> wish i had some
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe some…..  anti-inflammatory drugs
47:00 <dematerialised> yeah naproxen is a nsaid
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh well there yo' go :D
48:00 <Serenity> lol 
48:00 <Serenity> voltatin tabs are amazing for after birth lains
48:00 <Serenity> pains..
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> i wasn't allowed to have them :(
48:00 <dematerialised> voltaren tabs?
48:00 <Serenity> csec?
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
49:00 <dematerialised> never heard of voltatin
49:00 <Serenity> yes
49:00 <dematerialised> ah
49:00 <Serenity> im doped up leave me alone
49:00 <dematerialised> yeah voltaren tabs is what im on atm
49:00 <Maurice> I was lucky and got panadol..
49:00 <Maurice> Bastards
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> some reaction with the other 9 billion tablets i was on at the time
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
49:00 <dematerialised> ive had like 50 babies
49:00 <Serenity> they fed me voltarin tabs every 3 houre in hosp with ant
49:00 <Serenity> cause the afterbirth pains werr worse than labour
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck that shit
50:00 <Serenity> and went for like.. 12 hours
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> after birth ….
50:00 <Serenity> even tho the labour was under 2 hours
50:00 <dematerialised> you've probably got half the punch stick in your spine still
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> that sucks!
50:00 <Serenity> they hit a nerve when they lut the spinal in.
50:00 <Serenity> i think its done perm damage
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh fuck
50:00 <Clarkson> i'm not a trendy asshole
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> that would have hurt a tad...
51:00 <dematerialised> haha, trendy asshole
51:00 <dematerialised> something i'd say for sure
51:00 <Serenity> it didnt really hurt much cause i was in pain anyway but the whole right side of my body went weird
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i remember the docs saying curl yourself up and DON'T MOVE
51:00 <Serenity> and my eye went all weird
51:00 <Serenity> all for like half a second
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
51:00 <b-queen> bungeye
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
51:00 <faux> Yeah this is why I don't want kids
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, get a cat
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> or a gold fish
52:00 <dematerialised> let alone the squeezing a watermelon out of your love purse
52:00 <Serenity> well that birth and labour wasnt a nornal.experience
52:00 <faux> Lollll
52:00 <Serenity> i had lil and ant natural
52:00 <faux> I don't wanna risk it
52:00 <Maurice> This is why I also don't want kids
52:00 <faux> Irc is the best contraceptive 
52:00 <dematerialised> haha
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
52:00 <faux> I know maurice 
52:00 <faux> U sold me 1
52:00 <Maurice> YOU'RE YET TO PAY
52:00 <faux> oopsie
52:00 <Serenity> she keeps trying to marry the other two into my family
52:00 <Serenity> i kmow what shes uo to
52:00 <faux> loolll
52:00 <Maurice> They had a fight in the car, middle cut threatened to cut off Bos face and Bo yells 'DON'T SAY THAT! I HAVE FEELINGS YOU KNOW! DON'T JUDGE ME'
53:00 <faux> palming them off
53:00 <Maurice> Calm the fuck down m8
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
53:00 <Maurice> Middle cut lol
53:00 <Maurice> Middle kid*
53:00 <faux> Is he bacon
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> calm your farms children!
53:00 <faux> Also omg Bo is adorable 
53:00 <faux> If he speaks like that I should pay u soon 
53:00 <Maurice> He told me I was the best mum ever coz I let them have hotdogs..
53:00 <Maurice> Low standards
53:00 <faux> LOL
53:00 <dematerialised> er
53:00 <faux> hed love me then
53:00 <dematerialised> hotdogs are amazing
53:00 <dematerialised> ....
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL!
53:00 <Maurice> Yeah if you like floor scraps
54:00 <British^Meat> hed
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Rory said the same kinda thing about pancakes
54:00 <dematerialised> delicious floor scraps
54:00 <Maurice> I don't eat them
54:00 <dematerialised> better than tofu at least
54:00 <Maurice> Or sausages
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> mum, if you make me pancakes i'll love you infinity 
54:00 <faux> shoosh BM ill fite u irl
54:00 <Maurice> Also (22:52:59) (Serenity): she keeps trying to marry the other two into my family
54:00 <faux> food is the best bribe
54:00 <dematerialised> tofu is literally chemicals and unknown carcinogens
54:00 <Maurice> You know Lil needs Cal
54:00 <Serenity> i dont mind a good hotdog
54:00 <faux> We know
54:00 <faux> U sluz
54:00 <Maurice> And he needs her social smarts
54:00 <Serenity> she needs someone smaet
54:00 <Serenity> smart
54:00 <Serenity> hahah
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> arranged marriages irc style
55:00 <faux> Cute I hope they get married for real 
55:00 <faux> Never leaving irc until I find out about their futures
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> stream it on some site for the die hard irc(ers(
55:00 <faux> I'll be like 60
55:00 <Maurice> We'll send you an invite
55:00 <faux> U fucking better
55:00 <Maurice> katatonic_kate01 they've actually spoken online lol
55:00 <faux> Omg
55:00 <faux> Cutest
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol awesome!
55:00 <Maurice> Mind you, it was on Serenitys minecraft server
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhh
56:00 <faux> SELFIES
56:00 <Maurice> He used to msg ShadowLurker too
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
56:00 <faux> To ask for lils hand?
56:00 <Maurice> To talk nerd shit
56:00 <Clarkson> haha oh pictard.. you will always be a fat sick fuck 
56:00 <faux> oh
56:00 <Maurice> He was doing coding at PEAC so he'd msg ShadowLurker with ideas for the server
56:00 <faux> Go clarky 
56:00 <Clarkson> i cant do that shit anymore and want a card for my yaesu
57:00 <faux> Coding?!
57:00 <faux> How old is he
57:00 <Maurice> 12
57:00 <Maurice> He did it last year
57:00 <faux> Christ on a bike
57:00 <faux> Good on him 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
57:00 <Maurice> He also made a computer game
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck!
57:00 <faux> Does he take after cam 
57:00 <Maurice> Lol fuck off
57:00 <faux> Cos uh..
57:00 <faux> lollllll
57:00 <Maurice> Cam is as dumb as a plank of wood
57:00 <faux> rof
57:00 <faux> L
57:00 <faux> You're nice
57:00 <Maurice> He says stuff like that all the time, then adds 'Coz I mean, I married you'
58:00 <faux> aw
58:00 <Maurice> So romantic
58:00 <faux> Cute south African 
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> sharp as a we pound of leather?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> ah
58:00 <dematerialised> for the record, maccas fillet-o-fish are shit
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> fail kate
58:00 <Maurice> Lol Mallrats and the stripped with 3 nips
58:00 <faux> I'm playing a dude in pool who looks like an asian version of Doodle
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> thank you - don't come again
58:00 <Maurice> Anything fish is shit
58:00 <Maurice> Roodle
58:00 <faux> Lmao
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
58:00 <dematerialised> man, we could never go out on a date Maurice
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> because….
59:00 <Maurice> Nobody mentioned dating, just deliver HJs
59:00 <dematerialised> oh
59:00 <dematerialised> ok
59:00 <faux> Also I'm playing pokemon and whenever I see shroomish I scream doodle 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <dematerialised> im playing with my doodle and whenever I see a pokemon i scream
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> ima smoke and try not to be attacked by possums 
00:00 <faux> Lool
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> if i don't return, send help
00:00 <dematerialised> roger that
00:00 <Maurice> Don't trust them, katatonic_kate01
01:00 <Maurice> I asked them to alert someone if I wasn't back in 10 mins, I was gone for 11 and murdered twice and nobody helped
01:00 <dematerialised> by send help you mean send help to retrieve your now lifeless body for nefarious necrotic purposes
01:00 <faux> nefarious cum lord
01:00 <Clarkson> sif porn doesnt do it for you at all
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> well fail again
01:00 <dematerialised> nefarious cum
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> no lighter :|
02:00 <faux> Go to your car
02:00 <dematerialised> ok im at my car
03:00 <dematerialised> now what
03:00 <Maurice> You can have my orange lighter, katatonic_kate01
03:00 <Maurice> The colour annoys me
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
04:00 <Clarkson> the "fuckin" ass
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i have to ask a client for one
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> it really fucking pains me
04:00 <dematerialised> do it
04:00 <dematerialised> make new friends
04:00 <Maurice> I always have a lighter on me
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i usually have 800
04:00 <Maurice> And one on the window sill for my oil burner and one on the xbox just incase I forget on the way outside
04:00 <dematerialised> i dont because my body is pure and people buy my cigars and light them for me
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> i had a pink one
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> it might be outside…. 
06:00 <Maurice> I have a sneeze stuck
06:00 <Maurice> My nose has been tingling for ages
07:00 <Maurice> Thats a lot sexual
07:00 <dematerialised> you wouldnt guess it looking at my cold stone exterior, but i am infact a sexual tyrannosaurus
08:00 <Maurice> Explains the short arms
08:00 <dematerialised> oh
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> found crisis everted 
09:00 <Dugnuts> im guessing you mean stone cold
09:00 <dematerialised> no
09:00 <Dugnuts> hahah cold stone
09:00 <dematerialised> i mean cold stone
09:00 <dematerialised> that's why i said it
09:00 <Dugnuts> right
09:00 <Dugnuts> so you are a sexual tyrannosaurus made out of granite?
09:00 <dematerialised> how dare you presume to know what i meant to type
09:00 <dematerialised> yes I am
09:00 <dematerialised> problem?
09:00 <Dugnuts> nice one
09:00 <Dugnuts> roll with it
10:00 <dematerialised> i'll come down on you harder than a brick of sacks
11:00 <dematerialised> and by come down, i mean your throat, you cum guzzling brentlord
11:00 <fawks> loooooooooooooooool
12:00 <Doodle> butts
12:00 <dematerialised> indeed
13:00 <^pHANTOM^> o.O
15:00 <dematerialised> well fuck
15:00 <dematerialised> she timed out
15:00 <dematerialised> she might actually be dead
15:00 <b-queen> rip
16:00 <dematerialised> rip in pepperoni
16:00 <b-queen> TOO SPICY
16:00 <dematerialised> you have died of dissin' terry
16:00 <dematerialised> oh thank fuck for that
17:00 <dematerialised> i thought i'd have to organise cold storage
17:00 <b-queen> she a zombie
17:00 <b-queen> wot an odd name
17:00 <dematerialised> Cornflake-Girl are you actually made of cornflakes?
17:00 <dematerialised> Because if so. I wanna pour my milk on you.
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> So wifi doesn't work in the sleep over room lame!
17:00 <Anselemo> Hi katatonic_kate01
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> Hi Anselemo
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> Who are you?
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> Who is Anselemo peeps?
18:00 <dematerialised> they are from the forbideen channels
19:00 <dematerialised> so pretty much a guaranteed retard
19:00 <faux> The ghost of tupac
19:00 <dematerialised> HAHA
19:00 <b-queen> wots the forbidden channels
19:00 <dematerialised> i legitimately snorted when I read that faux
19:00 <dematerialised> damn you
19:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ya, what's a forbidden channel
20:00 <faux> Lol cats
20:00 <faux> And gym 
20:00 <faux> funni
21:00 <faux> gym bro 
21:00 <b-queen> ohhh dear
21:00 <faux> Idk what forbidden channels are
21:00 <Doodle> sbs
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh!
21:00 <faux> But cats is a Mongoloid chan
21:00 <dematerialised> i remember watching eat carpet as a kid on SBS
21:00 <dematerialised> way past my bedtime
21:00 <Doodle> yeeee
21:00 <dematerialised> good times
21:00 <Doodle> and liquid television
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah it was soo weird
21:00 <dematerialised> first time i saw ghost in the shell and didnt know what it was I was watching
21:00 <faux> Old fux
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Eat carpet
22:00 <Doodle> old fux are the best fux
22:00 <dematerialised> ^
22:00 <faux> gross
22:00 <Doodle> .
22:00 <faux> I prefer waxed
22:00 <dematerialised> i like them with a bit of stubble
22:00 <dematerialised> to scratch my nose on
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
22:00 <faux> Lol
22:00 <Doodle> hehee
22:00 <faux> Maybe that's why rudolf has a red nose
22:00 <dematerialised> perhaps
23:00 <Doodle> filth
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> Trew!
23:00 <faux> Yes! 
23:00 <Doodle> I am also in this conversation!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sif Santa would mind
23:00 <faux> what
24:00 <Doodle> where
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh fuck sakes, who sings at this time in the morning :|
24:00 <faux> me
24:00 <dematerialised> faux confirmed ice user
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> To yourself?
24:00 <Doodle> girls in my bedroom
24:00 <Doodle> hahahahahahahahahahaha just kidding
24:00 <faux> No to an audience 
24:00 <Doodle> .
24:00 <faux> Yes to myself 
24:00 <faux> Who else am I gonna sing to
24:00 <faux> Lol
24:00 <Doodle> me
24:00 <dematerialised> you could sing to us
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> But you live alone...
24:00 <faux> So? Lol
24:00 <faux> wtf
25:00 <faux> I sing in the shower
25:00 <faux> While I'm cleaning 
25:00 <faux> Painting 
25:00 <faux> Writing essays
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> Client lives in a share house....
25:00 <dematerialised> i couldnt live in a sharehouse ever again
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> It's almost 130... Gawd!
25:00 <faux> Maybe thet can't sleep
25:00 <dematerialised> it would mean i ahve to wear clothes
25:00 <faux> Share houses make me nervous
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> They could be quiet about it :|
25:00 <dematerialised> i just hate sharing, not having house to myself
26:00 <faux> If someone was unclean I would break down and stab and stab a cunt
26:00 <faux> Wtf
26:00 <faux> Why does my phone repeat shitttttt
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Ha, I lived with 3 guys - was the best ever
26:00 <faux> So were
26:00 <dematerialised> not repeating on our end
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Apart from the bathroom
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Vomit
26:00 <b-queen> gangbangs every night kate
26:00 <faux> And stab and stab
26:00 <faux> Was repeating 
26:00 <dematerialised> oh right
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah we totally fucked every night
26:00 <faux> It does it so much 
27:00 <b-queen> hot
27:00 <faux> laggy
27:00 <dematerialised> i thought you just really wanted to stab people
27:00 <faux> lmao
27:00 <dematerialised> i was ready to accept that
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
27:00 <faux> Mmm red wine burps 
28:00 <dematerialised> does all red wine taste like vinegar?
28:00 <faux> nah
28:00 <faux> Vinegar?
28:00 <faux> Wut
28:00 <dematerialised> last i had red wine thats what it tasted like to me
28:00 <faux> I hated red 
28:00 <faux> Until dad bought me some nice bottles 
28:00 <faux> I used to thing it tasted heaps woosy
28:00 <faux> Woody**
28:00 <dematerialised> maybe that was it
28:00 <faux> thus one is nice though but it's a bit dry
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sweet white wine is where it's at
29:00 <dematerialised> yeah i basically found i like white wines
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah moscato
29:00 <dematerialised> theres one from marg river that i drink out of the bottle like a classy gent
29:00 <faux> I love white
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> The best
29:00 <faux> It's my main squeeeeze
29:00 <faux> But these are from me birthday so naturally I must drink them 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> I hate dry whites :|
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> We'll I must sleep
30:00 <dematerialised> https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_96276/driftwood-classic-white.jsp;jsessionid=BB83F10978B6CFFB55F92735158CB79D.ncdlmorasp1306?bmUID=kWZeMJb
30:00 <dematerialised> that
30:00 <dematerialised> nini k8
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> Thanks for the chats peeps :D
31:00 <faux> That sounds delish 
31:00 <faux> I'm also off to bed rough 
31:00 <dematerialised> was my first ever wine and i enjoyed it
31:00 <faux> Though *
31:00 <faux> Lmao
31:00 <faux> nighty night 
31:00 <dematerialised> nini 2u2 then xoxox
31:00 <faux> Xoxoxoxox
32:00 <faux> etc
32:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11831771_10153562315870844_4467233922732281456_n.jpg?oh=d2f168c4fc7a8acd2f249266babe7e46&oe=56397C13&__gda__=1447025575_da9322283a34c0973b11d4a7e025cd63
32:00 <dematerialised> and so on
32:00 <dematerialised> lol
32:00 <faux> He looks like a sim
32:00 <faux> kbye
33:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/BkBHRpJ.jpg
36:00 <Maurice> Cant see it
37:00 <dematerialised> cant see?
39:00 <Maurice> I think I just had a sneeze orgasm
39:00 <dematerialised> lol
41:00 <Maurice> At least the nose tingles have stopped
51:00 <Bastardly_One> think I might go to the doctor today
51:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11811561_1469024256725863_1335035094888295753_n.jpg?oh=f88254026ae97dfbd1894e9f08adfb5d&oe=5648D467&__gda__=1446794305_d74d1af6f47853f4278ef268251265e5
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11709655_1469024180059204_8143905038227311140_n.jpg?oh=741de1d30b04ef54edceb7a266fc33b6&oe=5636ED9B&__gda__=1447446043_16919b9a8e1c62eb6fd1876256b476d8
57:00 <amsy> wtf
57:00 <amsy> is that
57:00 <Bastardly_One> heater burns
57:00 <dematerialised> where the heroin gets injected
57:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
58:00 <milk> was he wearing jeans?
00:00 <Maurice> You need to shave
01:00 <dematerialised> the scabs off
01:00 <dematerialised> with a rusty razor
01:00 <Maurice> That makes me both cringe and curious
01:00 <dematerialised> haha
01:00 <dematerialised> see this is how i know im actually mean
01:00 <dematerialised> literally no effort at all
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit looks like it might be worth going to the doctor to get looked at
04:00 <Clarkson> looked like a fucking lil bitch
05:00 <Bastardly_One> really cbf'ed though
05:00 <^pHANTOM^> looks painful.
05:00 <Maurice> Clarkson nailed it
05:00 <Clarkson> and then have a gay swim
05:00 <milk> pick the scabs off in a few days to lance the infection
05:00 <dematerialised> what is a gay swim as opposed to a straight swim, or genderbent swim?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't hurt so much  as irritate
06:00 <Maurice> Try having a lump on your shin from where the dog knocked you over on easter sunday
06:00 <Maurice> It's been fucking months and it still hurts
06:00 <^pHANTOM^> ouch.
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty shitty too
06:00 <dematerialised> you were actually impregnanted and are now carrying the foetus in your shinbone
06:00 <dematerialised> congratulations
07:00 <Maurice> Oh no
07:00 <dematerialised> impregnanted
07:00 <dematerialised> its past my bed time
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say being the back of the thighs they look worse than they are
07:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
07:00 <Maurice> Or a bottle of gin in a hot bath
07:00 <^pHANTOM^> heat rash maybe, Bastardly_One?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but fuck I hate my medical practice ... such a cunt of a place
07:00 <Clarkson> well if it's shit then why worry about losing it ... huh?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh look at that right one
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's burn central
08:00 <^pHANTOM^> ouch.
08:00 <Maurice> Well whos the moron that put their legs on the heater
08:00 <^pHANTOM^> burns from what though?
09:00 <dematerialised> kim kardashian wouldnt look so big if it weren't for her huge ass
09:00 <dematerialised> er
09:00 <dematerialised> wouldnt look so shit
09:00 <Clarkson> idiot fuck off
09:00 <dematerialised> fucking
09:00 <Maurice> Its a fake arse
09:00 <dematerialised> bed time
09:00 <dematerialised> i dont understand the appeal
10:00 <dematerialised> you'd have to have a dick the size of a shetland just to get the tip in
10:00 <Clarkson> yeah do that you fucking creep
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol at Clarkson's timing this time
10:00 <Clarkson> might google some random shit
10:00 <^pHANTOM^> not too bad
10:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
11:00 <Maurice> I don't get the appeal of fat arses either
11:00 <Maurice> Prolly coz mine is flat, not fat so I'm missing out
11:00 <dematerialised> i dont reckon yours is flat
11:00 <dematerialised> my ladyfriends is flat
11:00 <dematerialised> like a board
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that pedobaptist nick is a bit full on innit?
12:00 <Maurice> Mine really is
12:00 <Maurice> That one pic of my arse was a lighting trick
12:00 <Maurice> Plus bending
12:00 <dematerialised> haha
12:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
12:00 <Maurice> You know whats worse? Guys with bubble butts
12:00 <dematerialised> i'd like to go on the record as saying that in my professional opinion it's a cute butt
12:00 <dematerialised> i dont personally stare at mens butts
13:00 <dematerialised> so i'll take your word for it
13:00 <Maurice> Thank you and good to know
13:00 <Maurice> For all of the above
13:00 <dematerialised> haha
13:00 <^pHANTOM^> tmi
13:00 <dematerialised> nah we're all friends here
13:00 <^pHANTOM^> ah ok
13:00 <Maurice> ^pHANTOM^ is a prude
13:00 <^pHANTOM^> i am?
13:00 <^pHANTOM^> since when?
14:00 <Maurice> Since you tmi'd the convo
14:00 <Maurice> You do know dematerialised is a chick, right?
14:00 <dematerialised> well
14:00 <dematerialised> thanks jerk
14:00 <^pHANTOM^> oh. sorry please continue.
14:00 <dematerialised> now im gonna get pms
14:00 <dematerialised> and pm'd
14:00 <Maurice> I had pms
14:00 <^pHANTOM^> no i did not know.
14:00 <Maurice> It's gone now
15:00 <dematerialised> i spent so long sending out dick pics to make sure my man persona was well understood
15:00 <amsy> geoff do you know what a chippydog is?
15:00 <dematerialised> and you've just gone and fucked it all upo
15:00 <Maurice> I do what I can
15:00 <^pHANTOM^> no amber, what is it?
15:00 <Maurice> Oh first name basis
15:00 <amsy> its hot chips in a hot dog roll
15:00 <dematerialised> did you ever fight in school Maurice?
15:00 <amsy> really must have been local
15:00 <Maurice> I did not
15:00 <^pHANTOM^> amber sounds yummo.
15:00 <Maurice> I was a lover, not a fighter
16:00 <Maurice> Thats a lie
16:00 <Maurice> I was just me
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> i must try!
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
16:00 <amsy> yeah they ruled
16:00 <dematerialised> lol
16:00 <dematerialised> argh gotta pee
16:00 <amsy> got them at th canteen at school
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> with gravy or sauce?
16:00 <amsy> either
16:00 <amsy> gravy
16:00 <Maurice> We used to have a thing called a sizzler
16:00 <amsy> sauce
16:00 <amsy> or vinegar
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> chicken salt?
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> :P
16:00 <amsy> chicken salt also
16:00 <Maurice> A crumbed sausage cut length wise, on half a hotdog bun with tomato sauce and melted cheese
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> omg.
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> yum
16:00 <amsy> holy shit
17:00 <amsy> i havent had a crumbed sausage in forever
17:00 <^pHANTOM^> now your making me hungry..
17:00 <Maurice> The best ones were the ones were the cheese was slightly overdone
17:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
17:00 <Maurice> So it was crispy as fuck
17:00 <Maurice> Where*
17:00 <Maurice> I think high school was the last time I ate any kind of sausage
17:00 <Maurice> Other than man made..
17:00 <^pHANTOM^> sausage in batter amsy?
18:00 <amsy> i had one of those last time i was home
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> i have them now and again
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> i like em
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> :P
18:00 <Maurice> I can't eat any kind of sausage
18:00 <Maurice> I used to work at Watsonia and vom
18:00 <amsy> me too
18:00 <amsy> whats watsonia
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> food company?
18:00 <Maurice> Oh, must be a WA thing
18:00 <Maurice> It's a meat company
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> oh
18:00 <^pHANTOM^> makes sense.
18:00 <Maurice> Like Dorsonga
19:00 <^pHANTOM^> like DON?
19:00 <Maurice> Yes
19:00 <^pHANTOM^> got ya.
19:00 <Maurice> I worked in the office but we had to tour the rest of the yard
19:00 <^pHANTOM^> would smell bad.
19:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
19:00 <Maurice> The polony (devon/whatever) was repulsive
20:00 <^pHANTOM^> i work with food
20:00 <^pHANTOM^> so i can understand what you mean.
20:00 <Maurice> If it wasn't for chicken boobs and steak, I'd be vegetarian
20:00 <Clarkson> feel like sticking my dick in rod laver arena
21:00 <Maurice> Selective vego
21:00 <^pHANTOM^> alot of people would be vego or vegan if they knew how meats where processed.
21:00 <^pHANTOM^> right Maurice?
21:00 <Maurice> I couldn't be vegan
21:00 <Maurice> I love cheese and milk too much
22:00 <^pHANTOM^> i couldnt be either of them.
22:00 <^pHANTOM^> i like meat and cheese
22:00 <Maurice> I eat bacon but not ham or pork, I don't eat lamb, or sandwich meats
22:00 <^pHANTOM^> bacon rashes?
23:00 <Maurice> Only if they're burnt to a crisp
23:00 <^pHANTOM^> yeah
23:00 <^pHANTOM^> gotta be cooked well.
23:00 <^pHANTOM^> dont want to get sick from it.
23:00 <Maurice> If I ever get a bacon and egg mcmuffin, I take the bacon out
23:00 <Maurice> It's barely coloured
23:00 <^pHANTOM^> thats maccas for you
23:00 <Maurice> Fuckers
24:00 <^pHANTOM^> cheap shit
24:00 <^pHANTOM^> cheap labour
24:00 <Maurice> Also, you wont get sick from bacon, but I still like it burnt
24:00 <^pHANTOM^> chicken you can
24:00 <Maurice> We're talking about bacon, not chicken
24:00 <^pHANTOM^> yes i know
24:00 <^pHANTOM^> my bad..
24:00 <milk> I like beef and bacon with cheese
24:00 <Maurice> Go punish yourself
25:00 <Maurice> I'm a sucker for a good steak
25:00 <Maurice> And I could eat chicken breast every day
25:00 <^pHANTOM^> what mince beef?
25:00 <^pHANTOM^> about*
25:00 <Maurice> No mince
25:00 <Maurice> I'm very fussy
26:00 <^pHANTOM^> not even premium mince?
26:00 <Maurice> Nope
26:00 <^pHANTOM^> ah ok
26:00 <Maurice> It's all gross
26:00 <Maurice> I'm not just fussy about meat, I hate heaps of shit
26:00 <Clarkson> 161st anniversary of moby dick
26:00 <Maurice> Like tomato
26:00 <Maurice> And avo
27:00 <Maurice> But I am adept at picking around what don't like in a meal
27:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
29:00 <^pHANTOM^> i like most foods, but not much of a fan of seafoods.
29:00 <^pHANTOM^> the smell puts me off.
29:00 <Maurice> Oh I hate seafood
29:00 <Maurice> I now tell people I'm allergic coz that treat me weird if I say I dont like it
29:00 <^pHANTOM^> and if not handled right, will make you sick big time.
30:00 <Maurice> They*
30:00 <^pHANTOM^> yeah same.
30:00 <Maurice> IT'S LIKE FUCKING SNOT
30:00 <Maurice> So gross
30:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
30:00 <^pHANTOM^> havent tried sushi
30:00 <^pHANTOM^> dont know if im game enough.
31:00 <Maurice> I have, sashmini is raw fish, sushi can be chicken
31:00 <Maurice> Sashimi*
31:00 <^pHANTOM^> yeah true.
31:00 <Maurice> The seaweed plus filling turns me off
32:00 <^pHANTOM^> same
32:00 <^pHANTOM^> seaweed is just crap.
32:00 <^pHANTOM^> its weed ffs.
32:00 <Maurice> Look at us, soul mates..
32:00 <^pHANTOM^> haha
32:00 <Maurice> Normally I like weed, just not from the sea
32:00 <^pHANTOM^> the medical kind right ? ;)
33:00 <Maurice> Always
33:00 <^pHANTOM^> hehe
33:00 <Maurice> I have prostate issues
33:00 <^pHANTOM^> oh.
33:00 <^pHANTOM^> that cant be good.
33:00 <Maurice> Especially for a chick
33:00 <^pHANTOM^> yes
34:00 <^pHANTOM^> must hurt alot.
34:00 <Maurice> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D_Z-D2tzi14/S8TTPQCPA6I/AAAAAAAACwA/ZHZH-Bi8OmI/s400/ALOT2.png
34:00 <milk> the nori tastes ok
34:00 <Maurice> It's 2 words
35:00 <Doodle> oh i see your point
35:00 <Clarkson> Why? Have my trousers fallen down? No, they're up! I can see they're up!
35:00 <Clarkson> Oh I see your point!
35:00 <Doodle> teehehe
35:00 <Maurice> AND I had to carry myself to the shower
35:00 <Maurice> You jerk
35:00 <Doodle> i do
35:00 <Maurice> Lol I'm pretty sure that Clarkson one is me, coz caps and whatnot
35:00 <Clarkson> its all a fucking scam
36:00 <Maurice> No it's not,Clarkson
36:00 <Clarkson> im going to glue a pic of pieters shit to the ballot paper and write TONE ABET on it
37:00 <^pHANTOM^> hrm.
38:00 <^pHANTOM^> must be time to pass out soon
41:00 <Maurice> I probably should go to bed
41:00 <Maurice> Stupid school and whatnot
42:00 <Bastardly_One> any geeks paying attention?
42:00 <^pHANTOM^> im not tired.
42:00 <^pHANTOM^> but i should get some rest.
42:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I think I already know the answer but I want to be sure
42:00 <Maurice> No
43:00 <^pHANTOM^> B1 why do you need a geek?
46:00 <Maurice> Don't ask
46:00 <^pHANTOM^> ok.
46:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
50:00 <milk> http://www.sbs.com.au/popasia/
03:00 <^pHANTOM^> damn rain
05:00 <faux> Mmm 1.3 degrees
31:00 <thestig> yawn
39:00 <milk> nearly dawn
40:00 <thestig> time for pawn
41:00 <invizzi> today is going to be a great day
49:00 <thestig> why would u say that
49:00 <milk> jinx the whole day then
49:00 <thestig> yehh bloody invizzi 
49:00 <thestig> what a prawn
54:00 <invizzi> cause a girl with big tits is going to visit me at work
54:00 <thestig> haha
47:00 <faux> Morning love
47:00 <BitchFace> morning
48:00 <faux> How are ya
49:00 <BitchFace> apart from my new mate bob the boot good and u
52:00 <faux> What happened 
53:00 <faux> I'm ok just a bit lazy this morning 
53:00 <faux> Wanna snuggle all day
53:00 <BitchFace> i broke zee foot lol i stepped on my foot when it was bent under so landed on the top of it as it was numb from pins and needles
53:00 <BitchFace> note to self never try to walk with pins and needles again!
58:00 <faux> Wtf
58:00 <faux> How brittle are your bones 
58:00 <faux> Lol
58:00 <faux> That sucks
58:00 <faux> How long do u keep the cast on for
58:00 <BitchFace> not brittle at all but i think because i stepped on it with all my weight it was like fuck this chick is fat lets snap!
58:00 <Clarkson> the mt panorama track in the dark though is a cunt
59:00 <BitchFace> i go see the fracture clinic next week for now i am just in a boot no cast
59:00 <faux> ouchhhh
00:00 <BitchFace> lucky its my left foot so i can still drive
16:00 <faux> Hooray 
16:00 <faux> Electricity bill for the quarter
17:00 <BitchFace> ewwww
17:00 <faux> Nah was a good one
17:00 <faux> 80 bux
17:00 <BitchFace> win!
17:00 <faux> lmao
17:00 <faux> My summer one was $436
18:00 <faux> God bless winter 
18:00 <BitchFace> fuck thats awesome seriously thats WOW anything under 800 for us i am happy lol
18:00 <faux> Yeah my bills before summer were all averaging 100 a quarter 
18:00 <faux> Then I got a portable aircon
19:00 <faux> For summer and it came to 436
19:00 <faux> Worst 
20:00 <BitchFace> our worst one was 1500 in winter after boo was born and moo still didnt have her heart fixed 
20:00 <faux> Damn
10:00 <milk> morning all
31:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo
38:00 <faux> Hullo
38:00 <stebie> Hi!
39:00 <faux> Oh gosh this banana is gigantic 
39:00 <faux> Feel like I've been eating it for 3 days
43:00 <Mutley> moooooorning
54:00 <gs69azza> over like the last 2 weeks, been commenting on mates old photos saying stupid shit, like "nice hat" and then this week it started with commenting on their missus photos saying "that's not Ricky" and so on... now karma has come, it's come time for the fags to do it to me and my missus Serenity 
54:00 <Serenity> I see
54:00 <gs69azza> so probs will see a lot of old photos pop up
55:00 <gs69azza> last thursday I had 140 notifications so it could get bad
55:00 <milk> ?
56:00 <faux> I've only seen 1 so far
56:00 <Serenity> lol fucking hell
56:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
58:00 <milk> heh
58:00 <milk> its a matter of public scrutiny
58:00 <milk> when life is on show
58:00 <milk> people will judge
02:00 <Serenity> so i googled my pain
02:00 <Serenity> apparently I have spine cancer.. probably got like 3 days to live
02:00 <ShadowLurker> shit ey
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> 3 days
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Must be slow acting 
09:00 <gs69azza> yeah it seems to have stopped, I've called a truce with dan
10:00 <gs69azza> ricky must be talking to some chicks or something at the gym
10:00 <gs69azza> he usually doesn't take long to jump on the boat
10:00 <faux> gime
11:00 <faux> What's a gimr
11:00 <faux> Ohhhhh a giiiime
11:00 <Serenity> wot
11:00 <faux> Homer
12:00 <milk> simpson reference?
12:00 <milk> s
14:00 <Serenity> tell you what im tempted to go back to bed
14:00 <faux> Spot on milk
14:00 <gs69azza> ohhh a gime
14:00 <gs69azza> my abs are gonna be sore in the morning
14:00 <milk> too cold Serenity?
15:00 <Serenity> not cold, my back hurts
16:00 <milk> are you on the tablet?
18:00 <Serenity> umm no?
23:00 <faux> Was 1.3 degrees when I woke up this morn
23:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl @ jaycar
23:00 <faux> Delish
23:00 <ShadowLurker> was looking for an sma connector
23:00 <ShadowLurker> You searched for "sma"
23:00 <ShadowLurker> Did you mean: smd?
23:00 <faux> My nose was an ice cube
23:00 <faux> LOL
23:00 <faux> Jay car is me irl
23:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
23:00 <faux> smd
23:00 <faux> beaut
25:00 <faux> I really want chocolate 
25:00 <faux> God dammit
25:00 <faux> a cherry ripe. Or twix.
25:00 <faux> or a snickers 
25:00 <faux> Or all of the above k
27:00 <Serenity> rofl
27:00 <Serenity> i want breakfast but im in a postition that doesnt hurt
27:00 <ShadowLurker> that position you had last night
29:00 <Serenity> im kinda propped up with a pillow betweenm shoulder and head.. but my butt is twisted around and in the air rofl
29:00 <ShadowLurker> me
29:00 <ShadowLurker> gusta
34:00 <faux> Hot
34:00 <faux> Lol wow
34:00 <faux> That bruise on my leg is like
35:00 <faux> As big as my hand today
35:00 <faux> Loooordy
35:00 <faux> I need to be bubble wrapped 4 lyf
39:00 <ShadowLurker> was it a sexbruise
39:00 <ShadowLurker> or clumsybruise
40:00 <faux> Clumsy
41:00 <ShadowLurker> oh boo
41:00 <faux> I did a nudie run through the lounge room to get a towel off the verandah and smashed my leg into the coffee table
41:00 <faux> Fucking kills
41:00 <faux> I'm actually a retard
41:00 <Clarkson> i luv the aromatics of your rectum
41:00 <faux> LOL
41:00 <faux> Ily clarkson 
41:00 <Clarkson> skrimish you're such a cunt
41:00 <faux> oh
46:00 <ShadowLurker> well it was from a nudie run so thats cool
46:00 <ShadowLurker> bad shit happens when youre nude
46:00 <Clarkson> she can fuck right off
46:00 <ShadowLurker> be nice Clarkson
46:00 <Clarkson> I can confrim cheesebung admires my scrotum
47:00 <British^Meat> cheesebung? crikey thats going back a bit...
49:00 <ShadowLurker> clarkys lines go back to 2009
49:00 <Clarkson> that dumb cunt Zacky though
49:00 <British^Meat> lol
50:00 <faux> fuck u too clarkson
50:00 <Clarkson> my dick is literally dying
50:00 <faux> Why clarky
50:00 <Clarkson> ron i got one on my ass cheek sigh
50:00 <British^Meat> hah
50:00 <faux> A dick? Wut
50:00 <British^Meat> "my dick is dying, can i bury it in your asshole?"
50:00 <faux> Lol
52:00 <Doodle> theres this fkn weird yellow thing outside making everything bright
52:00 <Dugnuts> go find the switch for it doodle
52:00 <Doodle> it looks to be up too high
53:00 <Dugnuts> have you even looked for teh switch?
53:00 <ShadowLurker> not as high as you tho right?
53:00 <Doodle> lol no its a bit early
54:00 <ShadowLurker> wise choice
54:00 <BM^MB> stare at it through a telescope until in dissapears
54:00 <ShadowLurker> never go full loof
54:00 <Doodle> lol BM^MB
54:00 <Doodle> this bitch from nissan who called me this morning went full retard
54:00 <Clarkson> so tonight is hot as fuck
54:00 <faux> Loof was having a bitch 2 simba yesterday about me saying I hurt his feelings 
54:00 <Doodle> asking me for feedback on my shitty service i paid a fortune for
54:00 <faux> I thought he had me on ignore
54:00 <faux> gosh
55:00 <Doodle> what is that going to achieve anyway
56:00 <Doodle> @mp3 PSY ft Hyuna - Ddak Nae Style.mp3 (5.23MB 128kbps Stereo 5:42)
58:00 <faux>  The bitching?
58:00 <faux> Or putting me on ignore
58:00 <Doodle> the bitching
58:00 <faux> Idk
58:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11796199_10204470616784494_8993795496987193084_n.jpg?oh=3758fe0666ff50ad4753c4a884c109b6&oe=564A9DC3
58:00 <faux> He has some weird paranoia about me banning him for no reason 
59:00 <Doodle> solved my driveway problem
59:00 <faux> Gross
00:00 <faux> Fuck I wish it was nap time 
00:00 <Doodle> faptime
00:00 <Doodle> eeeeeee
00:00 <faux> That was in the shower this morn
00:00 <Doodle> oer
01:00 <Doodle> so steamy
01:00 <Doodle> /netz
01:00 <faux> Whats netz
01:00 <Doodle> the postcode dude
01:00 <faux> What
01:00 <Blitzkrieg> Those aren't wheels
01:00 <Doodle> probably from before you were born
01:00 <faux> oh
02:00 <Blitzkrieg> They're blobs of metal that just happened to form roundish
02:00 <faux> I have a 2000 word essay to write
02:00 <Blitzkrieg> Netz was alright 
02:00 <faux> And so  far ice written my name
02:00 <Doodle> https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=543161069&fref=ts
02:00 <Doodle> dis cunt
02:00 <faux> I've 
02:00 <Clarkson> you sound like a canadian faggot
02:00 <faux> lmaooo
02:00 <Doodle> lol
02:00 <faux> Love clarkson to death 
02:00 <Clarkson> nah birth defect or some shit
02:00 <faux> oh
02:00 <faux> Well fuck u too clarkom8
02:00 <Clarkson> sooner he comes to terms with being gay
03:00 <Doodle> he must  know poodleman
03:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <Doodle> Mewdleman
03:00 <faux> I thought he meant u
03:00 <faux> ;D
03:00 <faux> fgt
03:00 <Doodle> i've come to terms with it
03:00 <faux> hot
03:00 <Doodle> over and over and over
03:00 <faux> pics
03:00 <Doodle> until i am exhausted
03:00 <Doodle> i cant no arm strength left
03:00 <faux> Speaking of pics 
04:00 <faux> gs69azza hasn't sent me butt today
04:00 <faux> What on earth
04:00 <Doodle> he's probably busy with his posing coach
04:00 <Doodle>  (22:16:54) (Adonis): Doodle: posing is the single hardest thing I've ever done
04:00 <Doodle> single
04:00 <Doodle> hardest
04:00 <Doodle> thing
04:00 <Doodle> ever
05:00 <faux> Idgi
05:00 <Doodle> whats to get
05:00 <Doodle> if posing is the hardest thing you've ever had to do your life must be fucking amazing
05:00 <faux> Maybe it is lol
06:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
06:00 <faux> Wish that was the hardest thing I've ever had to do
06:00 <Mew> all that moving and holding and flexing
06:00 <Doodle> i would have thought Bron was the hardest thing he ever had to do
07:00 <Doodle> also that light went out
07:00 <Doodle> its raining now
07:00 <faux> She is always in my corner right there when I want heeeerrr
07:00 <Blitzkrieg> Bron is? 
07:00 <Mew> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mpdcKmaHk_s
07:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Five - When The Lights Go Out Views: 3,921,081 Uploader: FiveVEVO Uploaded: Oct 25, 2009 Duration: 4m3s Rating: 4.81
08:00 <faux> baby when the lights go out
08:00 <faux> Words can not express how gay I am
08:00 <Mew> <3 5ive
08:00 <Mew> hot cunts
08:00 <Clarkson>  Wtf don't talk about my tits
08:00 <Doodle> wow
09:00 <faux> I will if I fucking want to clarkson 
09:00 <Clarkson> or at least her nude ass
11:00 <British^Meat> Was Abs your fave?
12:00 <Mew> noooo
12:00 <Mew> he was the least fav
12:00 <Mew> Scott I'd bang like a screen door in a hurricane
12:00 <British^Meat> he's the only onw i know
12:00 <Mew> ...at 12yrsld
14:00 <Dugnuts> creepy
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> urmum
15:00 <Mew> I was 12 not him lol he was probably 46
15:00 <Mew> maybe it's maybelline
16:00 <faux> LOL
16:00 <faux> screen door in a hurricane 
19:00 <flammable> Lol five
19:00 <flammable> They were the best, they'd Park
20:00 <flammable> *play them at rollerworld
21:00 <Dugnuts> everybody get up singing!
21:00 <Dugnuts> heh
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Flammable, your new bestie isn't on
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Are you devo? 
41:00 <flammable> Loof? :0
41:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
41:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool 
42:00 <flammable> Yeah ill have to give you a hard time instead :P
42:00 <flammable> You smell funny.
42:00 <flammable> Look at that head, its like a dropped pie
42:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> Once he wrestles the modem off the wife
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> He'll be back for you 
43:00 <flammable> You're so dumb a pallet of cinderblocks can outshine you on an IQ test
43:00 <flammable> Yeah its more fun teasing Loof
43:00 <flammable> He bites
44:00 <flammable> Hook line and stinker
57:00 <Blitzkrieg> He misses you
57:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lool
15:00 <zaim> http://i.imgur.com/8Bkg41A.gifv
57:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tiga - Bugatti.mp3 (4.52MB 128kbps Stereo 4:56)
58:00 <Doodle> another day in paradise
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Heavy - How You Like Me Now.mp3 (4.46MB 128kbps Stereo 4:52)
04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Frankie Knuckles - Your Love (Stanton Warriors Tribute Mix).mp3 (13.29MB 128kbps Stereo 14:31)
14:00 <anotherirc3r> hai TheRon
14:00 <TheRon> hello
22:00 <Doodle> @mp3 DJ Fresh VS Jay Fay Feat. Ms Dynamite - Dibby Dibby Sound.mp3 (4.57MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:19)
24:00 <TheRon> sheperd's pie tonight
24:00 <TheRon> genuine out of the packet
24:00 <anotherirc3r> pizza tonight
24:00 <TheRon> can't be stuffed getting of the couch?
25:00 <anotherirc3r> nah going to movies/dinner tonight
25:00 <TheRon> ahh right
25:00 <TheRon> seeing rochelle rochelle??
25:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Blackstreet feat. Dr. Dre & Queen Pen - No Diggity.mp3 (5.87MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:24)
25:00 <Doodle> lol rochelle rochelle
25:00 <anotherirc3r> for sure
26:00 <TheRon> a young girls erotic journey from milan to minsk
26:00 <Doodle> indeed
26:00 <TheRon> a film is what it is
27:00 <anotherirc3r> was going to get nails done but nail lady's car broke down
27:00 <anotherirc3r> dammit
27:00 <anotherirc3r> i was going to be all girly and everything
27:00 <TheRon> just bite them lke we do
27:00 <anotherirc3r> haha i usually do
27:00 <anotherirc3r> they were going to be fake ones
27:00 <TheRon> i real bloke thing
27:00 <anotherirc3r> green nailpolish and glitter
28:00 <TheRon> downeaster alexa
29:00 <anotherirc3r> has to be next week now
30:00 <TheRon> i'd maybe get my nails done if the chick doing it had great cleavage
30:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Machines of Loving Grace - Butterfly Wings.mp3 (5.03MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:29)
30:00 <anotherirc3r> pink with glitter?
30:00 <TheRon> yes!
30:00 <anotherirc3r> nice
31:00 <TheRon> it's the only reason i get my hair cut
31:00 <anotherirc3r> show!
33:00 <ChanOP> R.I.P TheRon 
33:00 <TheRon> huh?
33:00 <anotherirc3r> photo m8
33:00 <TheRon> i don't do photos
34:00 <Doodle> pencil rubbings?
34:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ian Dury & The Blockheads - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick.mp3 (5.12MB 192kbps Stereo 3:43)
34:00 <TheRon> foreigner
34:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
36:00 <TheRon> why do i think mr squiggle is dirty?
36:00 <Doodle> cos he wears tights
36:00 <TheRon> yeah thats it
36:00 <TheRon> nothing to do with his massive pencil and miss jane
37:00 <Doodle> nup its just the tights
37:00 <TheRon> ppl use miss anymore?
38:00 <Doodle> not me
38:00 <TheRon> me either
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 L7 - Pretend We're Dead.mp3 (3.59MB 128kbps Stereo 3:55)
38:00 <TheRon> only the good die young
39:00 <anotherirc3r> now i have to listen to Billy Joel
39:00 <anotherirc3r> thanks a lot
40:00 <TheRon> my bad
40:00 <anotherirc3r> lucky no ones here
40:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm singing
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> Peeps n' freaks!
41:00 <Doodle> sup g
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> At work, pretending to work...
41:00 <Doodle> onice
41:00 <TheRon> miss katatonic_kate01
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Mr TheRon
42:00 <Doodle> Dr Doodle
42:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ammonia - Drugs.mp3 (4.8MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:29)
42:00 <faux> k8m8
42:00 <TheRon> katatonic_kate01: mr squiggle dirty??
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> Fauxy just thought of you then
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Was speaking to my manger and I told her to calm her farm
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol!!
43:00 <faux> lolll
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> She was like huh?
43:00 <faux> I just napped for like 30 mins
43:00 <faux> And pooped
43:00 <faux> I'm so satisfied rn
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lovely
44:00 <faux> I slept super snuggled though so my left cheek is like boiling hot
44:00 <faux> And the right is a popsicle 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> I got new shoes
44:00 <faux> pics 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> Just ballet flats with a buckle
44:00 <faux> ah yeah 
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh and a massage !
44:00 <TheRon> a 30 min powernap could save your life\
45:00 <faux> Mmm massage 
45:00 <faux> Wouldn't mind one right now
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Was soo good!
45:00 <faux> Hey uncle gus 
45:00 <TheRon> i want a thai massage
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah I've had one and they contort your body
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> It's good
46:00 <faux> I think he wants a happy ending
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Oh and walk on you back
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> I was like wtf! Oh ok...
46:00 <TheRon> i was thinking of the ones you get in phuket
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, haven't had one of those - don't want one either
47:00 <TheRon> $15
47:00 <TheRon> $20 for happy ending
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> Bonus
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> You'd be uber relaxed
47:00 <TheRon> a little too relaxed
48:00 <faux> This lady I study with went in for a professional massage and the lady touched her vagina
48:00 <faux> She freaked out and got up and left
48:00 <TheRon> i'd need a nap afterwards
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lmfao!
48:00 <faux> I wouldn't mind if she was a looker
48:00 <faux> I'd be like yep
48:00 <faux> Lower.
48:00 <TheRon> yeah, i mean standards
48:00 <faux> ikr
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah, I'd be weirded out of someone touched my vag during a massage
48:00 <TheRon> it was a total accident
49:00 <faux> lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> It's bad enough when a dude rubs his cock next to you
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> When getting a massage
49:00 <faux> And accidentally pushes your head down
49:00 <faux> oh
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> And I said, no, no, no
50:00 <faux> GIVE IT A LIL KISS
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
50:00 <faux> It misses uuuu
50:00 <faux> Lebs
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> Then you draw eyes on it
50:00 <faux> Lolllll
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> I have before lol
51:00 <faux> Nice
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> Was hilarious at the time
51:00 <faux> I bet
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> Sif ever be serious with dicks
52:00 <faux> snack time I think 
52:00 <faux> Celery and hommus 
52:00 <faux> Mmm
52:00 <TheRon> is that code?
52:00 <faux> for celery and hommus
52:00 <faux> Yes
52:00 <nate> faux lookin good for da men
52:00 <faux> What men
52:00 <nate> u got a 6 pack fauxy?
52:00 <faux> ew no
53:00 <TheRon> i got a keg
53:00 <faux> Hot
53:00 <nate> a keg left out in the sun :D
53:00 <TheRon> ppl rub my tummy for luck
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> Lol
53:00 <faux> I don't mind dudes with tummies 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> Well I've gotta go back and do some stuff... And things!
54:00 <faux> I'm a sucker for nice arms 
54:00 <faux> As long as it doesn't enter the room  before him
54:00 <faux> It's cute
54:00 <nate> a planet! with its own gravity ;l
54:00 <faux> Lol
54:00 <nate> saw a guy like that
54:00 <TheRon> tesicles?
54:00 <nate> like he was getting sucked into his belly
55:00 <nate> belly before beast
55:00 <nate> BLACKHOLE!
55:00 <nate> ;l
55:00 <faux> Oh my
55:00 <TheRon> american pie
01:00 <Doodle> @mp3 ACDC - Thunderstruck.mp3 (4.47MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:52)
02:00 <TheRon> harry chapin - cats in the cradle
03:00 <nate> TheRon do a dance for da channel
03:00 <nate> country?
03:00 <nate> ohhh :D
04:00 <TheRon> 1-2-3-1-2-3 spew!
04:00 <nate> i think my mp3 player doesnt like to be mistreated ;l
05:00 <nate> any running or sweating it stops:)
05:00 <nate> its like immm outta ere
05:00 <TheRon> too much backstreet boys?
06:00 <nate> i generally go for new age rock ;l
06:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P7tuwk9pDo
06:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: DBZ AMV Warriors Don't Fall Views: 2,700,027 Uploader: Joel Soares Uploaded: Dec 20, 2013 Duration: 5m18s Rating: 4.83
06:00 <nate> like dis 
06:00 <nate> ;D~
06:00 <TheRon> billy joel - goodnight saigon
06:00 <anotherirc3r> matter of trust!
07:00 <TheRon> i can play goodnigth saigon on the piano
08:00 <nate> that pull da birds
08:00 <nate> guitar by the campfire 2?
08:00 <TheRon> about as much as my belly
08:00 <flammable> Lol now playing - baby metal - gimme chocolate
08:00 <flammable> Hilolrious
09:00 <nate> doesnt Doodle enjoy them
09:00 <nate> candy candy candy
09:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoK8DaJRDaM
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: ãã‚ƒã‚Šãƒ¼ã±ã¿ã‚…ã±ã¿ã‚… - CANDY CANDY , Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - CANDY CANDY Views: 25,228,264 Uploader: Warner Music Japan Uploaded: Mar 14, 2012 Duration: 3m56s Rating: 4.76
09:00 <TheRon> iggy pop?
10:00 <nate> chewy chewwwy!
11:00 <TheRon> louie louie?
11:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - CANDY CANDY.mp3 (5.42MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:55)
12:00 <Doodle> [16:08] <nate> doesnt Doodle enjoy them
12:00 <Doodle> enjoy what
12:00 <nate> baby metal
12:00 <Doodle> oh lol
12:00 <Doodle> ye for the lols
12:00 <nate> u smashin box for the lols?
12:00 <nate> pick up ya gameo!
12:00 <Doodle> the only box i smash is my gearbox
12:00 <nate> LOOLOLL
13:00 <TheRon> damn!
15:00 <TheRon> because you had to be a big shot didn't ya
15:00 <nate> Doodle u have ya nipple pierced right ;D
15:00 <Doodle> lol nope
15:00 <Doodle> not since i was 19
15:00 <TheRon> sounds painful
15:00 <nate> ohhh ;D
15:00 <Doodle> it is
16:00 <Doodle> when you do it at home with an ice cube
16:00 <TheRon> sterile
16:00 <Doodle> and an old safety pin
16:00 <TheRon> trying to get chicks?
16:00 <nate> LOL
16:00 <Doodle> nah
17:00 <Doodle> i was 17
17:00 <TheRon> high?
17:00 <Doodle> no just a stupid kid
17:00 <anotherirc3r> sounds very painful :/
17:00 <TheRon> is anotherirc3r pierced?
18:00 <anotherirc3r> nup
18:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Pointer Sisters - Automatic.mp3 (4.37MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:46)
18:00 <TheRon> same here, everything is original
18:00 <TheRon> footloose
18:00 <anotherirc3r> well..
18:00 <anotherirc3r> unless you count ears
18:00 <anotherirc3r> and i used to have my nose pierced
18:00 <anotherirc3r> goth thing
19:00 <faux> Til it got infected w cum 
19:00 <nate> faux dont waste ya cum
19:00 <TheRon> goth and emo, whats the difference?
19:00 <Clarkson> pity hes a dick thats locked up
19:00 <anotherirc3r> lol TheRon, not much
19:00 <faux> I don't nate I send it to doodle in vials n he drinks it for protein 
19:00 <Doodle> loool
19:00 <Doodle> shh
20:00 <nate> Doodle has all that good protein, he should be smashin gym
20:00 <Doodle> poor gym
20:00 <Doodle> /dad
21:00 <nate> UNDEAD!
23:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Corona - Try Me Out.mp3 (3.14MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:25)
23:00 <nate> back to gym shortly, u wanna fight back the hot chicks Doodle :D
24:00 <Doodle> yeah its a constant problem...
24:00 <nate> would u date a 20 year old ;D
24:00 <Doodle> nope
25:00 <nate> i could have made a pass at 2 today lol
26:00 <Doodle> bit young for me
26:00 <nate> i'd say wanna play scrabble at my place
26:00 <nate> lol
26:00 <Serenity> SPREAD IT LIKE PEANUT BUTTER JELLEH
26:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Galantis - Peanut Butter Jelly.mp3 (5.37MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:51)
26:00 <Serenity> on in the car haha
26:00 <Doodle> hehe
26:00 <Serenity> its kinda doofy
27:00 <Doodle> the music video is hilarious
27:00 <Serenity> haven't seen it
27:00 <Doodle> you should at once
27:00 <Serenity> when i get home
51:00 <TheRon> peace train sounding louder ride on the peace train
52:00 <TheRon> 420 in sa
55:00 <TheRon> keeping the faith
01:00 <Sunbeam> mornin' all :)
01:00 <TheRon> you can't hurry love no you'll just have to wait
01:00 <Sunbeam> phil collins?
01:00 <TheRon> yes!
01:00 <Sunbeam> hi TheRon :)
01:00 <TheRon> hello
02:00 <lumeah2> Hi TheRon 
02:00 <lumeah2> Do u miss fez TheRon? 
03:00 <TheRon> yes breasts!
03:00 <lumeah2> Lol
03:00 <lumeah2> He had breasts.. 
03:00 <lumeah2> Lost them... Now he's a full male. 
03:00 <TheRon> dunno could've
03:00 <invizzi> i saw no boobs today
04:00 <TheRon> damn
04:00 <invizzi> i was really expecting to as well. dangit
10:00 <invizzi> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3be_1438539753
10:00 <ShadowLurker> *02:19:03 PM* <@faux> Til it got infected w cum < LOOOOL
12:00 <TheRon> tell her about it, tell her wverything you feel
17:00 <TheRon> i would do anything for love but i won't do that
17:00 <TheRon> by that i mean anal
18:00 <Sunbeam> and by 'that' meat loaf meant screwing around
18:00 <invizzi> he let his meat loaf
18:00 <TheRon> easy to misconstrue 
21:00 <TheRon> scenes from an italian restaurant
22:00 <TheRon> a bottle of red a bottle of whites, it all depends on your appetite
26:00 <TheRon> mew will show me some breasts
26:00 <Clarkson> K|AWOL : haha.. funny thing is, he's a tall fuck
27:00 <invizzi> tell me about the best breasts you ever saw
27:00 <TheRon> they we're on this model on the internet........
28:00 <invizzi> i think mine are from the tv shot two broke girls
28:00 <TheRon> kat dennings
28:00 <invizzi> yep
28:00 <TheRon> those things are awesome
28:00 <TheRon> a couple of pillows
29:00 <invizzi> you could always see a black bra creeping out of her yellow outfit. so good 
29:00 <TheRon> they're real
29:00 <anotherirc3r> i once had some guy tell me i looked like her
30:00 <anotherirc3r> i didn't even know who it was
30:00 <TheRon> some street dude?
30:00 <invizzi> anotherirc3r do you work as a waitress?
30:00 <anotherirc3r> nah, some guy at a shopping centre
30:00 <anotherirc3r> lol invizzi.. no
31:00 <TheRon> anotherirc3r: you make me feeli like a natural woman
31:00 <anotherirc3r> awesome
31:00 <Serenity> someone make me noodles, ta
32:00 <TheRon> 2 min noodles?
32:00 <Serenity> not the maggi kind
32:00 <Serenity> but yes
33:00 <invizzi> i had char kway teow for lunch
33:00 <Serenity> i dont know what that is
33:00 <invizzi> tasty fried noodles
33:00 <invizzi> the flat ones
33:00 <Serenity> just googled
33:00 <Serenity> looks delish
33:00 <TheRon> 2 min noodles i don't cook
34:00 <TheRon> boiling water and serve
34:00 <TheRon> i like the crunchy bits
34:00 <Serenity> yuck haha
34:00 <Serenity> i think there migoreng in the cupboard
36:00 <Doodle> i have extra spicy migorengs in the cupboard
36:00 <Doodle> hissssssssssssssssss
40:00 <TheRon> you may be right, i maybe crazy
44:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
44:00 <ShadowLurker> right in the pussy
44:00 <Clarkson> let me put it this way. they fucked my marriage, took my kids away and fined the living fuck out of me. and the sick fucks do it to compete with each other.
44:00 <TheRon> where?
45:00 <ShadowLurker> im laughin like a lunatic
45:00 <ShadowLurker> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
45:00 <TheRon> whoa whoa whoa for the longest tiem
47:00 <TheRon> i haven't been there for the longest time
47:00 <TheRon> doodle you know what i'm talking about
49:00 <TheRon> i can't go for that, no can do
58:00 <TheRon> Rihannon!
59:00 <TheRon> you're so vain i bet you think this song is about you
04:00 <TheRon> i've seen fire and i've seen rain, i'ves een sunny days that ithought would never end
05:00 <anotherirc3r> good song
05:00 <Serenity> you'reee sooo gayy and you dont even like boys
06:00 <TheRon> the vicar of ballarat
10:00 <TheRon> lets make it all for one and all for love
11:00 <TheRon> kelly19: is just too tempting
13:00 <cita> Serenity: I read an interesting study the other day. It found male bisexuality correlates with males having a feminine component of their gender identity. Where a guy has a more sole masculine gender identity, it found they are usually either straight or gay, but not bisexual. It also found gender identity and not sexual orientation regulated a person's sexual strategies.
13:00 <cita> Serenity: In both heterosexuals and homosexuals, a masculine gender identity predicts short-term mating behaviours. In both groups, a feminine one predicts long-term mating behaviour.
14:00 <Serenity> ok?
15:00 <cita> Serenity: Yeah, sorry, I was a psychology major... what can I say... sorry for being a nerd.
15:00 <TheRon> bkie gangs are full of fags
15:00 <Clarkson> Im not watching 300 fuck that
15:00 <cita> Yeah, I don't know... I just found it interesting... haha/
16:00 <TheRon> don't go breaking my heart
16:00 <TheRon> i couldn't if i tried
16:00 <doctor> My mating ritual can be quite abhrasive
16:00 <Serenity> i was just singing a song dude.. relax
17:00 <TheRon> i reckon me and serenity would do a mean elton and kiki\
19:00 <Serenity> give me a couple tequilas ill sing for anyone
20:00 <TheRon> a couple of tequilas and i'll slepp with anyone
20:00 <TheRon> actually probably don't need the tequila
20:00 <Serenity> rofl
21:00 <TheRon> sound desperate enough?
22:00 <TheRon> billy joel -this night
26:00 <TheRon> if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain
26:00 <cita> Hmm... apparently, there is a list to check if you're buying or dating terrorists: http://dfat.gov.au/international-relations/security/sanctions/pages/consolidated-list.aspx#list
26:00 <cita> Pretty helpful IMO
27:00 <stompin> BITCHES
28:00 <TheRon> yes i like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain
32:00 <TheRon> and i can't fight this feeling anymore
33:00 <TheRon> i've forgotten what i stared fighting for
34:00 <Serenity> sure id love to go to dinner.. let me just see if you're a terrorist though
40:00 <TheRon> leave a tender moment alone
00:00 <stompin> o_O
00:00 <dematerialised> faggots
01:00 <amsy> lol
03:00 <simba> faggots in your family tree
04:00 <amsy> Lenny Kravitz Kum
12:00 <simba> faber kastel
26:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11822579_833827450058110_4141100497876461245_n.png?oh=6001e91f245c7b1a94d157ed914fae67&oe=5646090E
29:00 <b-queen> HAHA
30:00 <ashleighxtrinity> LOL
32:00 <dematerialised> how on earth...
33:00 <Doodle> perserverance
35:00 <ashleighxtrinity> ive done that loads of times
35:00 <dematerialised> i dont doubt that
35:00 <Doodle> me too and i dont even have a foreskin
36:00 <ashleighxtrinity> haha
36:00 <dematerialised> you just cram it right into your pisshole
36:00 <Doodle> yeah but i use my tablet
36:00 <Doodle> dont want to damage my phone
36:00 <ashleighxtrinity> http://i.imgur.com/n2urCXD.jpg
36:00 <Doodle> WTF NO
36:00 <dematerialised> ^
36:00 <b-queen> gtfo
36:00 <Doodle> christ almighty
36:00 <ashleighxtrinity> hahaha
37:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11703375_827183930722462_355717433171285212_n.jpg?oh=7495673733a6d5b8847f3a069c53bfae&oe=56588BD8
37:00 <Doodle> me irl
37:00 <ashleighxtrinity> lol
37:00 <ashleighxtrinity> same right now
37:00 <b-queen> HAHA
37:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/iLZDOyQ.jpg
37:00 <dematerialised> me irl
38:00 <Doodle> lolol
38:00 <Doodle> i should have a shower
38:00 <Doodle> but vertical
38:00 <Doodle> effort
38:00 <stompin> wyh shower when u can smell
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong smell
39:00 <Doodle> cos its cold
39:00 <amsy> http://imgur.com/It38rbM is this b1?
39:00 <dematerialised> i believe so
39:00 <dematerialised> the likeness is uncanny
39:00 <Doodle> BLOODY HELL AMSY
39:00 <Doodle> bit of warning
39:00 <Doodle> i'm gonna have to scrub my eye snow
39:00 <Doodle> eyes now
39:00 <Doodle> .
39:00 <amsy> warnings are no fun
40:00 <Doodle> hehe eye snow
40:00 <Unresolved> ^
40:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11536038_806227059484816_2991346027354391943_n.jpg?oh=a524320878ecf48032ad16b451c476e0&oe=564F4032
41:00 <Unresolved> whats everyone up to
41:00 <Doodle> this
41:00 <Latino> this is ?
41:00 <Doodle> no my other hand is writing a best selling novel
41:00 <Doodle> this is irc
41:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Maurice - This Is Acid.mp3 (4.76MB 192kbps Stereo 3:27)
42:00 <faux> Classic maurice 
42:00 <Latino> wow 
42:00 <Latino> now thats talent
42:00 <faux> Hey aleco
42:00 <Latino> hi
42:00 <Latino> sup Sugar tits
42:00 <faux> nothing
42:00 <Latino> hows life treating you
42:00 <faux> Alright thx
42:00 <Doodle> he was talking to me
42:00 <faux> N u
42:00 <Latino> still single to mingle ?
43:00 <Latino> lol
43:00 <faux> mm not really 
43:00 <Doodle> god i never get anywhere with you bitches around
43:00 <Latino> not really ?
43:00 <Latino> what you expect your on a chair 
43:00 <Latino> xD
43:00 <faux> what
43:00 <Latino> of course you wont be going anywhere
44:00 <Latino> hm 
44:00 <Latino> laptop battery is about to die
44:00 <Latino> %20 
44:00 <faux> %20
44:00 <Latino> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
44:00 <Latino> its gana blow
44:00 <dematerialised> you should open as many web browsers as you can
44:00 <Latino> so i look like spider man ?
44:00 <Latino> i dont know shit about webs
45:00 <Latino> xD
45:00 <Latino> help
45:00 <faux> 2 terrible jokes in 5 mins 
45:00 <faux> Just stop
45:00 <Latino> im stoned 
45:00 <Latino> so deal with it 
45:00 <Latino> u want a joke ?
45:00 <Latino> you remember the movie u ?
45:00 <faux> Pls no
46:00 <Latino> do you remember it ?
46:00 <Latino> the moral of the story is....
46:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Samantha Fox - Touch Me.mp3 (3.41MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:43)
46:00 <Latino> that you cant have a real adventure untill your wife dies
46:00 <faux> ok
46:00 <Latino> wait thats not a joke 
47:00 <faux> dear god stop typing
47:00 <Latino> ...
47:00 <Latino> ill just do mores code
47:00 <Latino> . ... .. . . ... . .. .. ... . .... 
47:00 <Latino> nways ive had my fun brb 
47:00 <Latino> getting stoned 
48:00 <Doodle> um ahh
48:00 <dematerialised> can you please never be back
48:00 <dematerialised> ty
48:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11350530_800384070069115_2322702252953150072_n.jpg?oh=e257cf40c0d98dbc254f03d0dd6e9366&oe=565038BE&__gda__=1451344058_b1ecb424efb296be6af3f67bb4fdbe62
48:00 <Doodle> brb getting stoned
48:00 <simba> is that wild turkey
48:00 <Unresolved> nways 
48:00 <Unresolved> so wats been up nways 
48:00 <Unresolved> anything new faux
51:00 <faux> mores code 
51:00 <Unresolved> well its morse 
51:00 <Unresolved> but mine sounds wayyy better
52:00 <dematerialised> horse code
53:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Hall and Oates - Kiss On My List.mp3 (3.59MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:55)
54:00 <faux> Kiss on my slit
54:00 <dematerialised> ok
54:00 <Doodle> k
54:00 <faux> dyslexic version 
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <Doodle> dyslickslit version
54:00 <faux> loll
54:00 <faux> bleh
54:00 <Serenity> kimchi meatballlss
54:00 <Unresolved> u have a slit ?
55:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11377283_798496470257875_6776067081081885165_n.jpg?oh=f398eab646af5e70a9d444e583f9bd32&oe=564AB8E7
55:00 <Unresolved> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11252241_725240977621295_1465059655179373903_n.jpg?oh=d5ed41619ace9a276cabfdfe6da4b261&oe=5653BBCA&__gda__=1447608828_3946e83e2a1caff26a1bd769ee926750
56:00 <Clarkson> but i want to fuck u Nikky`
56:00 <Serenity> excuse me
56:00 <Serenity> thats gross.
56:00 <nate> so very lucky!
56:00 <Kynetic> typical Clarkson
56:00 <Clarkson> what about those kiwi cunts
56:00 <Doodle> you didnt say that last night
57:00 <Serenity> lolol
57:00 <Doodle> *handbag
57:00 <Serenity> dude wtf
57:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10606365_635587256548798_6772874350254560329_n.jpg?oh=87f4f17f48211de5825ffb854d31d413&oe=5656EEFF&__gda__=1446784374_25becaff0c622d122f54cf4d8c8cf53e
57:00 <Doodle> [[[[[pong]]]]] irl
57:00 <Serenity> lol
57:00 <Serenity> ())))
58:00 <Doodle> haha
59:00 <faux> Seems more picardy
01:00 <Unresolved> omg
02:00 <Unresolved> struggles of a women when reading magazine
02:00 <Unresolved> Page 14: Accept yourself as you are.
02:00 <Unresolved> Page 15: How to lose 4kg in a week.
02:00 <Unresolved> Page 16: Best cake recipe
02:00 <Unresolved> seems legit 
10:00 <Kynetic> jesus
10:00 <Kynetic> i never thought id see the day someone pooped into their hand and threw it at someone on irc
10:00 <Kynetic> but here we are.
11:00 <Kynetic>  * invizzi has also used the nicknames: wanker 
11:00 <invizzi> and others
11:00 <stebie> lol
11:00 <stebie> Linda
12:00 <stebie> invizzi has also used nicknames:(3) Linda wanker invizzi
12:00 <invizzi> heh
13:00 <stebie> evening ooomp o/
20:00 <MrMark> semen
20:00 <Clarkson> i can type and shit
21:00 <stebie> hey Maurice, Lish, MrMark
21:00 <Lish> hey
22:00 <dematerialised> muesli makes you poop
22:00 <MrMark> sure does
22:00 <Kynetic> everybody poops
22:00 <stebie> sometimes
22:00 <Kynetic> i might go pump out a chocolate log now
24:00 <Maurice> Howdy stebinator
26:00 <ShadowLurker> thats what in doin
27:00 <ShadowLurker> bombing the estuary 
28:00 <Lish> why isnt hulu working
28:00 <Lish> the night my husband isnt here and i want to watch my shows
28:00 <ShadowLurker> hulu is dodge as anyway
29:00 <ShadowLurker> https://38.media.tumblr.com/63eaef99db119cac78aaad1d8fa6709a/tumblr_nrkfl9Xh5y1uy4yy6o1_400.gif
29:00 <Lish> why
29:00 <ShadowLurker> because when you use it you become an exit node for others wether you like it or not
30:00 <amsy> lol Lish
30:00 <amsy> welcome to my life
30:00 <amsy> everything decideds to stop working when my bf isnt home
30:00 <amsy> -d
30:00 <stompin> hiiiiiiii
30:00 <Lish> what do you mean an exit node for others?
31:00 <Doodle> i have an exit node
31:00 <Lish> dull
31:00 <Doodle> it is not!
32:00 <Dugnuts> sup uglies
32:00 <ShadowLurker> the way it works you use other ppls connections to simulate you being there which means anyone can use your connection to simulate being here
32:00 <ShadowLurker> if they do dodge shit / p2p etc its you that gets done
32:00 <Clarkson> no fuck off fawks you hairy midget
32:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck you clarkson
32:00 <Clarkson> yes it is fuck them
32:00 <ShadowLurker> oh right
32:00 <Lish> i dont get it but whatever
32:00 <Lish> i use a vpn to access it anyway 
33:00 <Dugnuts> whacha accessing?
33:00 <Dugnuts> tor?
33:00 <dematerialised> man that was a great poop
34:00 <Lish> hulu
34:00 <dematerialised> my bowel trumpeted like an excited walrus
34:00 <Dugnuts> ohh
34:00 <ooomp> evening stebie o/
35:00 <stebie> Lish, he means when you use hulu to pretend you're in one country, others can use your internet connection without your knowing to appear to be in australia
36:00 <ShadowLurker> https://41.media.tumblr.com/a199ac74f45b47118f2ddccca211a4a9/tumblr_nsllvaD0pA1urdeq1o1_400.jpg
36:00 <stebie> how goes it, ooomp?
36:00 <ooomp> Tired but going ok I guess
36:00 <Doodle> hai ooomp
36:00 <Doodle> :)
36:00 <ooomp> And chu?
36:00 <ooomp> Hai Doodle
36:00 <Lish> stebie even with a paid vpn and not just a browser add on? 
37:00 <Lish> using it via the ipad app?
37:00 <stebie> Lish, that's more a hulu (browser plugin) thing
37:00 <Lish> yeah 
37:00 <stebie> vpns don't usually do that
37:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
38:00 <stebie> most, if not all
38:00 <Lish> yeah 
38:00 <Lish> thats what i thought
38:00 <ShadowLurker> but if youre using vpn why use hulu
38:00 <stebie> ooomp, same here, kicking back
38:00 <Lish> so i can easily use on ipad and airplay to tv 
39:00 <Lish> if i use networks sites direct they dont let you stream via ipad usually 
39:00 <Lish> they need you to use your cable providers app to watch the shows they have available
39:00 <Lish> or you can sometimes watch in your browser but its not really made for tablet playback 
42:00 <Lumeah2> Hi lishy hun
43:00 <Lish> nope
48:00 <Lish> need to pee
49:00 <TheRiddler> pee on someone
50:00 <TheRiddler> make them your bitch
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <Lish> no thanks
50:00 <Ballista> I see I have found my place
51:00 <dematerialised> you wanna go to a place where people wee on eachother:
51:00 <dematerialised> ?
52:00 <TheRiddler> my steam is soooooo slowwwww
52:00 <Lish> steam is for losers thats why
52:00 <dematerialised> your face is for losers
52:00 <TheRiddler> my stream :p
52:00 <Lish> wrong
52:00 <TheRiddler> for related topic
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <Lish> lol
53:00 <Ballista> You're stream is the origin of the steam?
53:00 <Ballista> your*
55:00 <TheRiddler> I had to close it
58:00 <Picard> hello
05:00 <Picard> im great
09:00 <Lish> im legit dying
09:00 <Lish> man flu
09:00 <Lish> :(
09:00 <Picard> good
09:00 <thestig> pictardoooooo
09:00 <thestig> lolll
09:00 <Picard> cant be man flu, you would be in bed in a coma
09:00 <Picard> adrian
10:00 <Picard> hows the arse?
12:00 <Lish> why are you asking a guy about his ass?
12:00 <Picard> i heard he had a bit of rough sex on the weekend, hoping the ripped arse had healed
13:00 <Picard> kings park
16:00 <Ballista> So you would say that you made it so?
24:00 <Lish> omg
24:00 <Lish> why is this place so boring tonight
25:00 <Dugnuts> bring the h0s
25:00 <Dugnuts> how bout you make it interesting
25:00 <Lish> im not interesting
25:00 <Lish> thats why i need you ppl
25:00 <Dugnuts> thats why i told you to bring the hos
26:00 <Lish> i thougght they were already here
26:00 <Lish> i see Serenity
26:00 <Lish> and Ana_Ng
26:00 <Lish> an bee_girl
26:00 <Dugnuts> bring your owns
26:00 <Lish> :DDDDD
30:00 <Serenity> heyyyy why am I a ho
31:00 <Lish> hahaha
32:00 <simba> h0 kum
32:00 <MrMark> lookin sexy Serenity
34:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/NI0qM6I
34:00 <Serenity> jai hooo
36:00 <Lish> nope
38:00 <dematerialised> activate launch sequence
00:00 <partay> MEDICATION TIME 
00:00 <muppet> hello ladies
10:00 <Picard> well, this is fucked up
18:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WWkIVxoUAU
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Full House & Urkel Games - Board James (Episode 24) Views: 147,676 Uploader: Cinemassacre Uploaded: Aug 4, 2015 Duration: 8m52s Rating: 4.93
25:00 <Picard> gday dude
27:00 <Serenity> nongs
29:00 <Dugnuts> nongs eh
31:00 <Picard> you're a nong
32:00 <Serenity> ur
33:00 <Serenity> why is it so qyiet
33:00 <Serenity> quiet
33:00 <Dugnuts> did people suddenly get lives?
33:00 <Dugnuts> perhaps
35:00 <Picard> porn,lube and lots of rubbing is my guess
35:00 <Serenity> lol
36:00 <NightOwl1> It's hard to type with rsi
36:00 <Dugnuts> too much fapping huh
36:00 <NightOwl1> Everyone should have a hobby
38:00 <simba> my hobby is using the nick NightOwl1 when ur not here
39:00 <NightOwl1> Do you pull chicks with it? It'd be nice to know someone does.
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <Picard> Serenity wanna pm me and swap cum stories
40:00 <simba> i'll work on a scheme where i pull them for day NightOwl1
40:00 <Serenity> um no.
40:00 <Serenity> not ever
40:00 <TheRiddler> gross
41:00 <Picard> lol
47:00 <nate> Picard so hot right now!!
50:00 <Picard> turn the heater off nate
51:00 <Picard> as exciting as this is im off to bed
54:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcncw4PvdNU
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: FIFA 16: The Series' New Features - Gamescom 2015 Views: 301 Uploader: IGN Uploaded: Aug 5, 2015 Duration: 3m55s Rating: 4.61
55:00 <TheRiddler> sweet fog
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <Serenity> smoooke on the waterrrr
57:00 <NightOwl1> Da da daaaaaa
57:00 <NightOwl1> Da da da daaaaa
58:00 <Serenity> haha
28:00 <Dugnuts> mmm
28:00 <Dugnuts> donut
28:00 <Dugnuts> oh its the freakypeep
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> peeps n' freaks
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> indeed dug *tips hat*
29:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
29:00 <katatonic_kate01_> nn riddler
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> sup?
30:00 <Dugnuts> no much
30:00 <Dugnuts> not much
30:00 <NightOwl1> Kupkake
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i see, i see
30:00 <Dugnuts> serenity has been complaining about how boring it is tonight
30:00 <katatonic_kate01_> hey owl!
30:00 <Dugnuts> you need to make things more interesting
30:00 <Dugnuts> do a nekkid dance or something
30:00 <NightOwl1> Wassup!
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it's too cold! You do a naked dance
31:00 <NightOwl1> Yeah, boobies!
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yo mum owl?
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah dick
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> kgo
31:00 <Clarkson> cos ya about to answer ya own shit
31:00 <NightOwl1> My mums a lesbian? That's news!
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah old age does that to you
31:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i hear
32:00 <NightOwl1> Fair enough, that's less disturbing than the thought of her getting it on with dad
33:00 <Dugnuts> im a dude
33:00 <Dugnuts> and not one with a hot bod
33:00 <Dugnuts> nobody wants to see me do a nekkid dance
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> well, it would save me getting naked 
33:00 <katatonic_kate01_> so off you go
34:00 <Dugnuts> the purpose was to drum up interest
34:00 <Dugnuts> not scare everyone off
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> well, you never know till you have a go
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i said it was too cold
34:00 <katatonic_kate01_> so that's my excuse
34:00 <NightOwl1> You don't have to deal with shrinkage
35:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
35:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
36:00 <Dugnuts> hahaha
36:00 <Dugnuts> oh i know
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> bamp bow
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> next
36:00 <NightOwl1> NEEEEEEXT
36:00 <katatonic_kate01_> ;)
37:00 <Dugnuts> last
38:00 <NightOwl1> Middle
38:00 <Dugnuts> previous
38:00 <Dugnuts> PREVIOUS
38:00 <Dugnuts> thats it
38:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah, next is still better
38:00 <Dugnuts> right there
38:00 <Dugnuts> says you
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it's business
39:00 <katatonic_kate01_> it's business time
39:00 <Dugnuts> haha
39:00 <Dugnuts> ITS GOOFY TIME!
40:00 <katatonic_kate01_> um no
42:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i think my Skype is broken
43:00 <Dugnuts> http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131229013957/villains/images/7/7b/Goofy_Time.png
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> :|
44:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i wish goofy would visit my neighbours
47:00 <Dugnuts> why's that?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> because they're cunts
47:00 <Dugnuts> i thought maybe they had done something new
47:00 <katatonic_kate01_> no, same old cunty behaviour 
48:00 <Serenity> god damn mug cakes rule
50:00 <Dugnuts> how much?
50:00 <Serenity> all much
51:00 <Dugnuts> hmmm
51:00 <Dugnuts> thats a lot
51:00 <Serenity> especially with cadbury peppermint ice cream on top
54:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah most cake is awesome
55:00 <Dugnuts> have you seen the new golden gaytime icecream in a tub?
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i saw it, haven't tried it
55:00 <katatonic_kate01_> have you?
55:00 <Dugnuts> nope
55:00 <Dugnuts> i do love those icecreams tho
55:00 <Dugnuts> so i may give it a go some time
56:00 <katatonic_kate01_> yeah i might at some point
57:00 <Dugnuts> i dont really buy tubs of icecream tho
57:00 <katatonic_kate01_> i don't that often
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> and it's been uber cold!
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> seriously, freezing atm
58:00 <Dugnuts> yeah its chilly out there
58:00 <Dugnuts> but who doesnt use a heater?
58:00 <b-queen> since when are kate and dug fwends
58:00 <katatonic_kate01_> lol
58:00 <dematerialised> my hands smell like semen
59:00 <katatonic_kate01_> wash them
59:00 <dematerialised> i should
59:00 <b-queen> you used to tell each other to fuck off and now its ice cream talk haha
59:00 <Dugnuts> dunno if i'd go that far
59:00 <Dugnuts> boredom
59:00 <katatonic_kate01_> well he isn't being an epic cunt right now
59:00 <Clarkson> i smell cat poop
59:00 <NightOwl1> Love is next
59:00 <Serenity> they have mint golden gaytime too
59:00 <Serenity> in the rub
59:00 <Dugnuts> i only ever do that in response to you being one
59:00 <Serenity> er tub
59:00 <Dugnuts> so there we go
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