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00:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the hell
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> you hang out in isolated cemeteries at 2am
00:00 <Serenity> its black
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw i had to tilt my screen lol
00:00 <dematerialised> your screen calibration is fucked if all you see is black
01:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
01:00 <dematerialised> nini
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn riddler
01:00 <Serenity> im on a phone you klingon
01:00 <Serenity> night ash
01:00 <dematerialised> your phone sucks then
01:00 <dematerialised> look fine on my phone :P
01:00 <ShadowLurker> you klingon
01:00 <Serenity> your photo sucks
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, just FUCKING WEIRD!
02:00 <Maurice> I can see it
02:00 <ShadowLurker> my brightness is up so i can see it sezz likes her brightness down
02:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/XvcnIpw
02:00 <dematerialised> spooky dog skelton
02:00 <Serenity> you blind fucks and your full backlights
04:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/qxjnt72
04:00 <dematerialised> spooky car skelton
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> den bones dem bones 
06:00 <dematerialised> but yeah, new camera time methinks
07:00 <dematerialised> either that or i find a sensor for this and fix it, but chances of that are slim to zilch
07:00 <Serenity> i wish i could get a better cam
07:00 <Maurice> Same ;)
07:00 <Serenity> ahahah
07:00 <Maurice> A non accident prone one
07:00 <Maurice> Our camera is pretty good
08:00 <dematerialised> ive got my newer nikon but that doesnt let me to manual
08:00 <dematerialised> which sucks
08:00 <Serenity> mines ok i guess
08:00 <Maurice> Mines a nikon, the best thing about it is the battery lasts for ages
08:00 <Serenity> is ours the same?
08:00 <Serenity> d3100
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> mine has dust on the lens 
09:00 <Maurice> Ours is a 1200d
09:00 <Maurice> Das a big D
09:00 <Serenity> ah k
09:00 <Serenity> it does the job i can take some nice pics
09:00 <Maurice> Yah, I just point and shoot, nothing fancy from my end
10:00 <dematerialised> wanna swap then? yours is a dslr
10:00 <dematerialised> mine is a pas
10:00 <dematerialised> seeing you dont use the DSLR'ness :P
10:00 <dematerialised> my broken sensor one is a dslr :(
10:00 <Serenity> who
10:00 <dematerialised> Maurice
10:00 <Serenity> oh
12:00 <Serenity> u sure its a nikon and nkt a canon?
13:00 <dematerialised> mine? defintely a nikon
13:00 <dematerialised> L110
13:00 <Maurice> Oh actually, yeah it's canon
13:00 <dematerialised> ,aurices is a canon
13:00 <Serenity> maurices
13:00 <Maurice> I knew it ended in ON
13:00 <Serenity> she said nikon i was confused
14:00 <Maurice> It's ok, I'm still confused
14:00 <Serenity> haha
14:00 <Serenity> yours is like
14:00 <Serenity> the model up of mine
14:00 <Maurice> It's in the shed so I couldn't even check before I typed
14:00 <Serenity> if it were a nikon
24:00 <British^Meat> got dust in a few of my lenses too
24:00 <British^Meat> its such a disaster
24:00 <British^Meat> i really cant wait to get a new camera
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i just use my phone lol
41:00 <Maurice> fawks
42:00 <simba> lorry
43:00 <British^Meat> simba, Rocket league is the new Fifa
44:00 <fawks> hu
44:00 <fawks> hi
44:00 <Maurice> http://i.imgur.com/QPfJ4e0.jpg
45:00 <dematerialised> http://imgur.com/gallery/toxru
45:00 <mrdanger> I see you have finally advanced in the irc heirarchy
46:00 <mrdanger> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11709643_2337727439607766_6665895303056550822_n.jpg?oh=873831b38df397181116c74224a2cc74&oe=5650F830
46:00 <mrdanger> sweet random burn
49:00 <Doodle> butts
49:00 <Maurice> Whats in yours right now
49:00 <Doodle> um
50:00 <Doodle> not a great deal
50:00 <Doodle> next door's furniture
50:00 <Maurice> Thats pretty sexy
50:00 <mrdanger> well, I appreciate all the entertainment you guys have provided me but I think it is time for bed
51:00 <mrdanger> mainly because you are all boring, and I hate you
51:00 <mrdanger> you can tell I am bored because I didnt just quit as soon as I said that
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i hate you too !
52:00 <mrdanger> you havent said anything since I joined Kate, so I obviously didn't mean you, you're my favourite human
52:00 <mrdanger> too, many, commas,
53:00 <faux> Sif u hate me u cumsock
53:00 <Maurice> I'm just here waiting for dick pics
53:00 <Clarkson> fckn weird shit
53:00 <Maurice> It's perfectly normal, Clarkson
53:00 <Clarkson> they open at 6am here where the fuck do u live?
53:00 <faux> cambodia
53:00 <Maurice> Bumfuck, Idaho
53:00 <mrdanger> faux: you didnt acknowlege my hilarious line about the irc heirarchy, so I fully hate you bro
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've been busy
54:00 <faux> Oh I missed it
54:00 <faux> Also lol
54:00 <faux> I surpassed u soz 
55:00 <Maurice> And faux did you click my link
55:00 <mrdanger> faux: I'm actually still on top because I got ops and deleted them, you haven't ascended until you give it all up
55:00 <mrdanger> im like ghandi
55:00 <faux> Yes but it was gay soz
55:00 <faux> Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks 
55:00 <faux> --- gandhi
55:00 <Maurice> Nothing is gayer than that outfit you're wearing
55:00 <mrdanger> suck on these nuts and lick the dick
55:00 <faux> wow
55:00 <mrdanger> get the fuck out after you're done, i hops in my ride to make a quick run
55:00 <Clarkson> i'm fucking sick of working
55:00 <faux> what
55:00 <faux> shoosh clarkson
55:00 <Clarkson> Mew: hahah i might have had this one freak one once on my chin, i got really scared, and i plucked it out an it HURT like a cunt 
56:00 <faux> ok
56:00 <faux> Anyway I'm off 2 sleeps
56:00 <faux> Adios amigos :*
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> nn
56:00 <mrdanger> this is my last late night irc ramble 
56:00 <mrdanger> for a while at least
56:00 <mrdanger> I got a job and shitttt
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh yeah famous last words
56:00 <mrdanger> so my random visits will cease completely
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh congrats - doing?
57:00 <mrdanger> process engineer at some big ass multi national earth raping corporate cunt factory
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh noice
57:00 <Maurice> I took 3 words away from that line
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> rape on
57:00 <mrdanger> im gunna figure out how they can fire more people
57:00 <Maurice> Ass raping cunt
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> crazy diamond
57:00 <mrdanger> thats how the world works
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… someone has to do it
58:00 <mrdanger> damn straight, i got my first taste when I worked for holden and had to tell 20 people we were cutting there jobs
58:00 <mrdanger> this 60 year old italian lady was crying and asking where she was meant to go now
58:00 <mrdanger> im all, you dont have to go home but you cant, stay, here
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> centerlink, bitch
58:00 <Maurice> To Dolmio, obv
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol!!!!!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> no cleaning up mr hearts mess
59:00 <Maurice> Nice Semisonic reference
59:00 <mrdanger> thats maurice
59:00 <mrdanger> I try to work in at last one a day
59:00 <Maurice> Much appreciated
59:00 <mrdanger> unfortunately thats the only one i know so they usually dont seem as organic
59:00 <Maurice> I also try to work in one a day, and I don't mean references
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
00:00 <mrdanger> wink wink nudge nudge etc etc
00:00 <British^Meat> say no more
00:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11813365_10153314882647839_6346935713047958112_n.jpg?oh=d56fcfd776e1106abfe68402798c74f9&oe=563B0CDE
00:00 <mrdanger> British^Meat: python? 
00:00 <mrdanger> thats what i was going for
01:00 <British^Meat> indeed
01:00 <Maurice> Lol Doodle
01:00 <Maurice> Thats concerning
01:00 <Maurice> And creepy as fuck
01:00 <Clarkson> Let us fuck this pig!!
01:00 <British^Meat> a nods as good as a wink to a blind man...
01:00 <Doodle> whoah
01:00 <Doodle> he said knowingly
01:00 <Doodle> your wife.. does she go?
01:00 <mrdanger> does your wife like photography
01:00 <Doodle> haha
01:00 <British^Meat> lol
01:00 <mrdanger> anyway, I'm glad somebody got it 
01:00 <British^Meat> candid aye
01:00 <mrdanger> im also glad I can refer to that person as BM
01:00 <Doodle> holiday snaps
01:00 <British^Meat> ooo, oo i bet she does
02:00 <mrdanger> because it remindsd me of poops.
02:00 <mrdanger> not enough people know python references, I think that is the main problem with the youth of today
03:00 <Doodle> agreed
03:00 <British^Meat> i'll be honest, i really havent seen much of the main series
03:00 <Doodle> i have all of them
03:00 <Maurice> I don't think anyone in here could be considered a youth
03:00 <British^Meat> i really should, but im too gay to d/l it
03:00 <British^Meat> i want them, but im a tight arse
03:00 <Doodle> no i donwloaded them lol
03:00 <Doodle> *down
03:00 <Doodle> i have the movies on dvd tho
03:00 <Doodle> ye olde dvde
04:00 <mrdanger> I can't say I know anything other than the hits, I'm like a beatles fan that can only name abbey road
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <Doodle> its all good
05:00 <Doodle> i remember hiring the videos as a kid
05:00 <Doodle> and a VIDEO PLAYER
05:00 <mrdanger> im pretty sure that one we just mentioned was live at the hollywood bowl yeah?
05:00 <Doodle> live at the hollywood bowl is bits from the series
05:00 <Doodle> so yes 
05:00 <Doodle> sort of
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the helldoodle
05:00 <Doodle> what
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> hire a video player
05:00 <mrdanger> Doodle: yeah I know, but that's what I meant.. its like listening to a best of
05:00 <Doodle> video players were like $1200 when i was 6
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> you're old, i forgot
06:00 <Doodle> yee
06:00 <Maurice> HAVE WE GOT A VIDEO
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <Doodle> i have a box set of monty python records
06:00 <mrdanger> thinking don mcleans best song was american pie
06:00 <mrdanger> that kind of thing
06:00 <Doodle> RECORDS
06:00 <Doodle> lol Maurice
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd
06:00 <Maurice> I have a Kylie Mole record
06:00 <Maurice> Rock on
06:00 <Doodle> heheee
07:00 <Maurice> Actually I used to have one, but it recently fell down the back of my book/shoe case
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuckin hipsters 
07:00 <Doodle> damn bookshoes
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
07:00 <Maurice> They're a real problem
07:00 <Maurice> Do you read them? Wear them? Readwear them?
07:00 <Doodle> yes
07:00 <Doodle> why is it 0 degrees
07:00 <Doodle> :(
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> stop! records, bookshoes….. too much hipster
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it's chilly here
08:00 <Maurice> Books and shoes are pretty normal where I'm from
08:00 <Maurice> I dunno about you..
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, not ere
08:00 <mrdanger> ooo, miss fancy over here
08:00 <mrdanger> with her books and shoes
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> i know, right!
09:00 <Maurice> Don't hate on my masseur sandals and picture books
09:00 <mrdanger> anyway, I will go now safe in the knowlege that doodle and British^Meat understood my monty python reference.
09:00 <mrdanger> and I will sleep soundly
10:00 <Maurice> Well, that was a whirlwind of sexual tension
10:00 <Serenity> lol
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
11:00 <British^Meat> lol python reference
11:00 <British^Meat> "like some kind of knob gag bermuda triangle"
11:00 <dematerialised> my armpits smell a bit fruity
11:00 <dematerialised> i should probably have a shower
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah!
12:00 <dematerialised> i can only imagine how tangy my groin is
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude!
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> wash yo' self
15:00 <Serenity> my armpits smell like radox body wash
16:00 <Maurice> Mine smell like strawberry body butter
16:00 <Maurice> I could swim in that shit
16:00 <Serenity> i wish i liked stuff like tbat on my skin
18:00 <dematerialised> i now smell like milk and honey
19:00 <Maurice> That was the quickest shower ever
19:00 <dematerialised> yeah i didnt spent 10 minutes wanking
19:00 <Serenity> hahaha
19:00 <dematerialised> -t+d
20:00 <dematerialised> didnt shave/shampoo or anything either
20:00 <dematerialised> got in, got wet, got clean
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus 
21:00 <dematerialised> im also not clothed
21:00 <dematerialised> sitting here in a wet towel slowly freezing lol
22:00 <Serenity> i spend like 8 mins in the shower
23:00 <Maurice> I spend about 15-20
23:00 <Serenity> i get bored lol
23:00 <Maurice> I ponder shit
23:00 <Clarkson> hahaha best shit
23:00 <Maurice> Like why it's so much hotter on your back than your front
23:00 <Maurice> You think your boobs would be more sensitive
23:00 <Clarkson> loll i wouldnt shit myself like you did when chucky went to your house 
24:00 <dematerialised> i actually know the reason for that
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> trew!
24:00 <dematerialised> but i wont bore you all
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> no, share with us
25:00 <dematerialised> it's a nervous system reaction
26:00 <dematerialised> nerves get used to having certain sensations like temperature, pressure, e.t.c
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahhh
27:00 <dematerialised> when you put hot water on cold hands for example, it feels hotter because your nerves suddenly start firing different messages
27:00 <Maurice> Surely I'd be used to warmth on my back more than my front..
27:00 <dematerialised> less fat on your back
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> well there you go, you learn something ever day :D
27:00 <dematerialised> not as warm as your front with boobies and tummies
27:00 <dematerialised> even though you dont feel "colder"
27:00 <Maurice> (that was a doggy style joke just fyi)
27:00 <dematerialised> haha
27:00 <dematerialised> so... want hjs?
27:00 <dematerialised> ;)
28:00 <Maurice> Oh man, I always wants hjs
28:00 <Maurice> I had a whopper jnr the other day, it was splendid
28:00 <dematerialised> i rediscoverd my love for chicken royales with bacon
29:00 <Maurice> My kid had one of those but he added beetroot
29:00 <Serenity> shut upppp
30:00 <dematerialised> the great thing about the brain is it's basically just an IO device
30:00 <British^Meat> gawsh, how good are those whopper jnrs??
30:00 <dematerialised> you feed it junk data and you get junk output
30:00 <British^Meat> amazing
32:00 <dematerialised> well, the sensory organs are the io devices technically
32:00 <dematerialised> the brain is the main unit
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum is amazing ;)
33:00 <British^Meat> nawww thats nice
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> :D
36:00 <Dugnuts> heh
37:00 <Maurice> Oh crap, someone woke the cat
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> *shakes fist*
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> pretty sure, i could alms cut glass with the nips tonight
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and…. 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> fail
47:00 <Dugnuts> almost?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, its cold
00:00 <Raiden> Hi Dugnuts
27:00 <Loof> wake up cunts :P
35:00 <thestig> but u are awake
55:00 <BitchFace> hi my sweety
55:00 <faux> How's u today 
56:00 <BitchFace> good good and u?
57:00 <faux> I'm ok tummy is feeling a bit weird 
57:00 <faux> Did not want to roll out of bed 
57:00 <faux> Was so comfy and warm lol
58:00 <BitchFace> z said he was feeling barfy this morning but he is now running around the house so fine LOL
59:00 <thestig> you young people always getting sick
59:00 <thestig> OFF TO WORK
59:00 <thestig> Bye
05:00 <faux> Bye
05:00 <faux> Lol aww
05:00 <faux> Glad he's better 
05:00 <faux> Being sick sucks
05:00 <faux> I had gastro about a week ish ago
05:00 <faux> Was the wooorst
06:00 <BitchFace> there is so much going around the school atm and at preschool whooping cough is around!
07:00 <BitchFace> ok time to get these animals to school i shall be back in about an hour miss!
32:00 <Loof> i'm having a bad bad day, everyone i see thinks that i'm gay
32:00 <Loof> steamrollin' whatever i see, ha despicable me
35:00 <BlackDevil> Gwen Stefani has filed for divorce from her husband Gavin Rossdale
42:00 <milk> morning all
21:00 <ShadowLurker> morning wood
22:00 <Lumeah> Get a hammer 
23:00 <Lumeah> :p
23:00 <Lumeah> That'll fix it
23:00 <Doodle> boioioioing
23:00 <Lumeah> Run up the stairs with it. 
23:00 <Lumeah> Ta
25:00 <Loof> holy shit milk has opiates in it
25:00 <Loof> https://www.corepsych.com/2007/09/brain-awareness-milk-addiction-withdrawal-is-real/
25:00 <Loof> that explains that
26:00 <ShadowLurker> http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6tKFBeOCsW8/0.jpg
27:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/CHcxZH2.png
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <Loof> stupid kid
28:00 <Doodle> that kid was me irl
28:00 <Loof> rofl
32:00 <Doodle> so fkn cold this morning
32:00 <Doodle> i need some gloves like these: http://www.bdsmfreetube.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/shocking_anal-640x300.jpg
33:00 <Doodle> oh nsfw btw
33:00 <Loof> lol
33:00 <ShadowLurker> FUCK
33:00 <Loof> too late
33:00 <Doodle> haha
33:00 <Loof> my kid just got educated
33:00 <Doodle> well
33:00 <Doodle> gotta learn some time
33:00 <Loof> yep lol
34:00 <Doodle> nsfk
34:00 <Loof> lol
34:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck he makes me ill
35:00 <flammable> Hahaha
35:00 <flammable> They look like warm gloves...
35:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
35:00 <Loof> especially when she farts
35:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <Doodle> http://smutty.so.clients.cdn13.com/media_smutty/p/a/p/a/p/papabear3333-w8ivm-93dbc5.jpg
36:00 <Doodle> also nsfw
36:00 <flammable> I would want to wear actual gloves if i was going near that, that's a nasty looking pussy
36:00 <Loof> he's just helping her find her keys
36:00 <Doodle> lolol
36:00 <Doodle> spelunking
36:00 <Loof> lol
36:00 <flammable> Hmmm bdsm... Restraints are great
36:00 <Doodle> bit of overkill with the stocks lol
37:00 <Doodle> rope would do or cuffs
37:00 <flammable> Collar and handcuffs... Yep
37:00 <Doodle> plus that thing must weigh a ton
37:00 <Doodle> practicalities ppl
37:00 <Loof> his cock?
37:00 <Loof> oh
37:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <ShadowLurker> you dont want her rolling away but
37:00 <Doodle> maybe i do
37:00 <Doodle> i like the chase
38:00 <ShadowLurker> attach wheels
38:00 <Doodle> lmao
38:00 <Doodle> wheel her around the house
38:00 <ShadowLurker> looool
38:00 <Loof> rofl
38:00 <Doodle> with a drink on her butt
38:00 <ShadowLurker> drink trolley with built in cock warmer
38:00 <Clarkson> are you giving people shit for being on IRC while on IRC again Jimmy-Pop?
38:00 <Doodle> nice
38:00 <Loof> i'd marry her, i like it when women know their role
38:00 <ShadowLurker> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
38:00 <ShadowLurker> i cant do it
39:00 <ShadowLurker> im out
39:00 <Doodle> lol poof
39:00 <Doodle> http://www.shiraxxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/julia_ann_bdsm_06.jpg
39:00 <Doodle> do i have to say nsfw after of can you all just assume
39:00 <Doodle> thx
39:00 <Doodle> *or
39:00 <Loof> no lol
39:00 <Loof> it's all good
40:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <Loof> those tits look like they're going to fall off
40:00 <Doodle> yeah lol its a bit much 
43:00 <flammable> No such thing as 'a bit much' bdsm
43:00 <Doodle> haha
43:00 <Doodle> well
43:00 <Doodle> it looks uncomfortable
43:00 <Doodle> to me
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hullo gang 
43:00 <Doodle> o/
43:00 <flammable> Thats the idea
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> Did I enter during a personal convo? 
43:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loll
43:00 <Doodle> yes
43:00 <Doodle> piss off
43:00 <Doodle> :P
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Fuck you too
44:00 <Doodle> ehehe
44:00 <flammable> Bondage discipline sadism masochism, not gentle little fairies
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> Phone tried to autocorrect to Duck 
44:00 <BitchFace> u make an awesome fairy Doodle
44:00 <Doodle> ty
44:00 <Loof> do you like being peed on too flammable?
44:00 <Blitzkrieg> He does
44:00 <Doodle> wut
45:00 <Doodle> no
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> He prances wellm
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> Well 
45:00 <Loof> golden showers
45:00 <Doodle> lol assholes
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loooool 
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hangover is gone now.. Works tolerable 
45:00 <Blitzkrieg> Win! 
46:00 <anotherirc3r> yuck Loof
46:00 <Loof> fairy
46:00 <Loof> :P
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loof loves a golden shower
46:00 <gs69azza> I've been asked if I was into golden showers once
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> Don't you buddy? 
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <gs69azza> I didn't know if she was joking or not
46:00 <anotherirc3r> fairy?!
47:00 <gs69azza> still to this day not sure if srs
47:00 <Doodle> like this? http://www.dutchguard.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/400-gold.jpg
47:00 <flammable> No lol Loof thats gross
47:00 <anotherirc3r> sif fairy m8
47:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> That's a hot golden shower 
47:00 <Doodle> i'm so hard now
48:00 <Blitzkrieg> Also.. When you just googled that.. How many piss pix came up first? 
48:00 <Doodle> none i googled gold showerhead
48:00 <flammable> Lol
48:00 <Doodle> cos i'm gonna buy one
48:00 <Doodle> so i can use that golden shower joke
48:00 <Blitzkrieg> Did it autocorrect to "golden shower head" then load funky pix? 
48:00 <Doodle> no
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> What..  "bbs golden shower"? 
49:00 <Doodle> i'm on a desktop
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolol
49:00 <Doodle> yes lol
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Actually.. I could prolly use it already 
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Got gold on my shower head
49:00 <Doodle> was that your score?
50:00 <Blitzkrieg> But I shower when everyone is sleeping on here so I can't use it
50:00 <Blitzkrieg> Not here anyway
50:00 <Loof> https://youtu.be/h5sX24usBvQ
50:00 <Blitzkrieg> "sup? Just had a golden shower" 
50:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Dave Chappelle Piss On You R Kelly Cover] Very Funny! Views: 1,092,834 Uploader: J-Cross Uploaded: Jul 3, 2013 Duration: 2m7s Rating: 4.83
50:00 <Doodle> loool
50:00 <Doodle> i remember that
50:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ok.. Grossing myself out now
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <flammable> Rofl
51:00 <Doodle> yeah i'm going to have a bat
51:00 <Doodle> bblz
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> Over golden showers? 
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> K
51:00 <Doodle> sure its not me i dont care
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> With picard
51:00 <Doodle> :/
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> :P
51:00 <Doodle> fu
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> Bonerkill: maximum 
52:00 <Doodle> i reckon
52:00 <Doodle> may as well just stay here now
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool 
52:00 <Blitzkrieg> Bat over flammable 
52:00 <flammable> ;)
52:00 <Doodle> she might be a 300kg tranny for all i know
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> From memory.. If it's the photo I'm thinking of.. 
53:00 <Loof> wow that's a lot of tranny
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> She's cute
53:00 <Loof> more than enought to go around
53:00 <flammable> Im less than 60kg :/ tyvm
53:00 <Doodle> ok i will have a bat over your memories....
53:00 <Loof> memory wank
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
53:00 <Loof> they're the best
53:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> Are you sure you want to do this Doodle? 
54:00 <Doodle> what
54:00 <Doodle> no
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> I have some fucked up memories
54:00 <Doodle> i was being sarcastic
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha 
54:00 <Blitzkrieg> Like Picard undressing me with his eyes at the servo 
54:00 <flammable> He wasn't, his pants are already off
54:00 <Doodle> :/
54:00 <Doodle> y u do dis
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> I wish that was just a shitstir
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> :(
55:00 <Loof> has he ever even worn pants in the first place?
55:00 <Doodle> ugh
55:00 <Loof> :P
55:00 <Doodle> now i'll never be able to wank again
55:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <Doodle> my knob has no purpose
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loooooool 
55:00 <flammable> Im not wearing pants
55:00 <flammable> True story
55:00 <Doodle> me either
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> So it's like Pieters
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> For decoration 
55:00 <Doodle> basically, it will be eventually
55:00 <Serenity> you're all massive dicks
56:00 <Serenity> except flammable
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Actually 
56:00 <Doodle> oh great sezz is here to cockblock
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sorry Doodle
56:00 <Doodle> going
56:00 <flammable> Serenity babe
56:00 <flammable> Lololol
56:00 <Serenity> dont be a sook doodle
56:00 <Serenity> not my fault ive got better game
56:00 <Doodle> I'M NOT
56:00 <Serenity> haha
56:00 <flammable> I don't see how she cock blocked
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Making any remote link between Doodle and Pieter is a blatsnt insult 
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Blatant*
56:00 <Doodle> you just have bigger tits
56:00 <Clarkson> and i cant sit on my ass talking to you all morning without another beer
56:00 <Serenity> he thinks you wont show him boobies cause of me flammable
56:00 <Serenity> it happens a lot ;)
56:00 <Loof> est cocus blockus
56:00 <Doodle> she always takes all the girls
57:00 <flammable> I know i don't know where he got that idea
57:00 <Doodle> and chews them up and spits them out and we dont want them after that
57:00 <Serenity> rofll
57:00 <flammable> I think he might be a bit slow
57:00 <Doodle> <@SeZz> i want in before rob *12:58:11 PM* <@SeZz> i dont want his sloppy seconds *12:58:17 PM* <Doodle> oh get fucked *12:58:20 PM* <Doodle> deals off *12:58:24 PM* <@SeZz> LOL *12:58:49 PM* <Doodle> i'm not going in after sezz it will look like an exploded bulldog once she has finished with it
57:00 <Serenity> looolll
57:00 <Loof> rofl
57:00 <flammable> Talking about me there? :p
58:00 <Doodle> lol no thats the sad thing
58:00 <Doodle> its from ages ago
58:00 <Serenity> that was about lori lol
58:00 <flammable> Who is lori?
58:00 <Doodle> Maurice
58:00 <flammable> Ahaha
58:00 <Loof> truck girl
59:00 <gs69azza> I don't remember many people off here
59:00 <gs69azza> some nickname I have to whois and still have nfi
59:00 <Serenity> cept me
59:00 <Serenity> cause im great
59:00 <Loof> who are you?
59:00 <Loof> :P
00:00 <Serenity> hes known me since he was a feotus he better bloody remember
00:00 <gs69azza> yeah I've known you for x years
00:00 <Doodle> is that roman numerals
00:00 <gs69azza> algebra 
00:00 <gs69azza> my brain don't work
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <gs69azza> i cut carbs
00:00 <Doodle> oh
01:00 <gs69azza> slept like 4 hours the past 2 days
01:00 <Doodle> is there a potato in front of you
01:00 <gs69azza> I feel like I am a potato
01:00 <flammable> You look like it
01:00 <Serenity> 9 years maybe
01:00 <Serenity> i dunno
01:00 <Doodle> sezz
01:00 <Serenity> i refuse to admit ive been here any longer
01:00 <Doodle> http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Nissan-370Z-2009/SSE-AD-3496710/?Cr=1
01:00 <Loof> i've just been living on milk and cigarettes lately
01:00 <Doodle> is that a girls car
02:00 <Serenity> nah i dont think so
02:00 <Doodle> i think i want a new car
02:00 <Loof> why because anotherircer has been in that one?
02:00 <Serenity> its pretty hot actually
02:00 <Serenity> LOL
02:00 <Doodle> lollll
02:00 <Doodle> its just getting a bit old
02:00 <Doodle> like me
02:00 <gs69azza> is that the "chick"
02:00 <Loof> pffft
03:00 <gs69azza> the thing
03:00 <gs69azza> 2006 I was in the 12th grade
03:00 <gs69azza> worked at video ezy 2004
03:00 <Doodle> uh
03:00 <Serenity> 2006 i had a 1 year old
03:00 <gs69azza> so somewhere around there Serenity 
04:00 <gs69azza> sorry read an email in betwen
04:00 <Doodle> 2006 i had finished high school for 10 years
04:00 <Doodle> :/
04:00 <gs69azza> between
04:00 <Serenity> lol
04:00 <gs69azza> yeah I thought I was old...
04:00 <gs69azza> jokes
04:00 <Doodle> its ok
04:00 <Doodle> i'm saving up to go into a nursing home
04:00 <Loof> pffft you're all still sperm cells compared to me
04:00 <Doodle> ehehe
04:00 <Serenity> how old are you loof
04:00 <Loof> ummm
04:00 <Loof> 40 i think
05:00 <Doodle> this is cutting into my wanking time
05:00 <Doodle> bblz
05:00 <Serenity> lol i think
05:00 <Serenity> ok so youre older thn doodle
05:00 <Loof> yep
05:00 <Loof> by a lot
06:00 <Loof> was wondering why my internet has been slow
06:00 <Loof> windows 10 uses p2p for updates
06:00 <Loof> so other cunts are using my bandwidth to get win10
06:00 <Clarkson> I'd even sign ur boobs
07:00 <Loof> tightass microsoft
07:00 <Serenity> well not a lot lol
07:00 <Serenity> 3 years
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Didn't realise Doodle was that old loool
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n' freaks!
11:00 <katatonic_kate01> So, it's fucking impossible to sleep in today…. 
14:00 <Loof> high as fuck: http://i.imgur.com/mNt6n4W.jpg
14:00 <Serenity> 4 years*
14:00 <gs69azza> hahaha
14:00 <gs69azza> I got to the gym last night and the missus was like "are you high? you looked fucked up"
15:00 <Loof> lol
15:00 <Loof> probably the no carbs
15:00 <Serenity> is that you loof
15:00 <Loof> ye
15:00 <gs69azza> or the half bag coke
15:00 <Serenity> you change every time you post a pic lol
16:00 <gs69azza> I was like "im so tired, i'll just do a key" and then BAM half bag later
16:00 <Loof> lol wat
16:00 <flammable> Loof you're funny lookin
16:00 <Loof> haha ownt
17:00 <gs69azza> fuck I hate angles.... some chick starts following me, looks decent, scroll through insta... nek minnit... has bigger arms than me
17:00 <flammable> I finished school in 2010 lol
17:00 <flammable> Feel old now huh
17:00 <Loof> good for handjobs gs69azza 
17:00 <Serenity> oh jesus flammable.. i didnt know you were so young haha
18:00 <Loof> that's what she wanted
18:00 <Serenity> now i feel like picard
18:00 <flammable> Captains log...
18:00 <flammable> Tea, earl grey.
18:00 <Loof> funny
19:00 <Loof> can you shutup
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> Who's that photo? 
19:00 <flammable> My names Loof im like 50
19:00 <Loof> yeah i'm old
19:00 <Loof> next
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha 
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> No wonder he's so moody 
20:00 <flammable> Is it true your waifu wears the pants loof
20:00 <Loof> i'm going to enjoy harrasing this little skank
20:00 <Clarkson> im not gonna backspace mah way through shit to fix up a single charactr unless it was a speed n accurcy test
20:00 <flammable> :)
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> She owns them what are you on about flammable 
21:00 <flammable> She doesnt just wear the pants she owns them too
21:00 <Serenity> lol was 100% pieter
21:00 <Loof> hohohoho
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
21:00 <flammable> Does she work while you smoke weed loof
21:00 <Serenity> trying to tell us he can type really fast but it was unreadable lol
22:00 <gs69azza> fuck my mate is a retard. I got him to check my PO box back at home to get a package for me, and he walks in and shes like "you're Aaron?" and he goes "yep that's my name babe", "ok sign here", "do you want my number too?"
22:00 <Loof> flammable is it true your dad raped you?
22:00 <Loof> and you enjoyed it?
22:00 <gs69azza> it's the chick I've taken out for dinner before, what a fucktard, she knew it wasn't me LOL
22:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00 <Loof> is that when you became addicted to cum?
22:00 <Serenity> wow hats a bit ott lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> gawd, turn away for 3 seconds and the screen is filled with text
23:00 <flammable> Lol Loof did you find my diary?
23:00 <Loof> lol
23:00 <flammable> You got me all figured out
23:00 <Loof> ditto
24:00 <Serenity> hjs has two bacon deluxes for 1 today
24:00 <Loof> i especially like the part where you talked about the first time you gave head to a dog
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> wut
24:00 <Serenity> two for one
24:00 <Serenity> ok
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> Surely that's unacceptable
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> hj can suck a dick
24:00 <flammable> You would like that Loof
24:00 <Serenity> no you can
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
24:00 <Loof> yeah it was hot
24:00 <flammable> I suppose youd have to be into dogs... With that wife of yours OHHHHH
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> wow the insults are getting pretty lame
25:00 <Serenity> pre sure theyre both handling each other fine they dont need me to put my mummy knickers on and tell them to behave or theyre not having ice cream after dinner
25:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
25:00 <Loof> flammable that was bit of a fail joke
25:00 <Loof> i'll give you another chance kgo
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> You wear those giant granny knickers? 
26:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hot! 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're called cotton tails...
26:00 <Serenity> you know what i do want tho
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Whatever! 
27:00 <Serenity> jelly.
27:00 <faux> Morning 
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> mornin'
27:00 <flammable> Hahaha but i want ice cream
27:00 <faux> Just zumba'd woooot have so much energyz
27:00 <faux> mmm ice cream 
27:00 <Loof> you just want cock
27:00 <Loof> dont lie
27:00 <Serenity> i just ate my weight in melted cheese
27:00 <Serenity> so much zzz
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Plastic cheese? 
28:00 <Serenity> yep
28:00 <Loof> good luck pooing
28:00 <faux> I ate another 400 bloobz
28:00 <faux> ;D
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> http://www.bonds.com.au/cottontails-full-brief-w012o-m19.html
28:00 <Serenity> oh jesus
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> well serenity, you'll be needing these attractive undies soon :P
28:00 <Serenity> no i dont wear those
28:00 <Loof> flammable once got caught sniffing her brothers undies
28:00 <faux> Nanna knickers
28:00 <Loof> it was rather disturbing
28:00 <faux> hot
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
29:00 <faux> I wear them when I get my rags
29:00 <faux> Not even gonna lie
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i think they would be too uncomfortable
29:00 <faux> They feel secure 
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> secure…. yeah annoying
29:00 <katatonic_kate01> i prefer high cut undies
30:00 <Serenity> i have black pairs that are tightish for when i have me period
30:00 <Serenity> full belly button coverers
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> but target make some awesome stretch lace boy leg undies
30:00 <faux> Nanna knickers
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
30:00 <Serenity> tuck me nipples in when its cold
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
30:00 <BitchFace> lol
30:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
31:00 <faux> BF make me lunch 
31:00 <BitchFace> a choc vanilla shake or real food?
31:00 <faux> real food pls
31:00 <faux> I just zumba'd me butt off
31:00 <Serenity> veryone i know is on shakes atm lol
31:00 <faux> Bitch has 2 eat
31:00 <Serenity> i feel like a rebel eating real food
31:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
32:00 <faux> I'll never give up real food
32:00 <faux> Fuck shakes 
32:00 <BitchFace> wtf is pumpkin kibbeh stina? 
32:00 <faux> No idea
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> i've still got a scrip for duromine. I think i'll eat dust for a month
32:00 <Serenity> chick i know has turned to herbalife.. i want to put her down
32:00 <faux> Never heard of it
32:00 <BitchFace> same 
32:00 <BitchFace> neither has big nose
32:00 <faux> Pumpkin lol
32:00 <faux> wut
32:00 <faux> Rofl
32:00 <faux> slack 
33:00 <BitchFace> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11800125_1623311861279877_6346562308612769240_n.jpg?oh=6c76028f594f2002fca4cce702efea3b&oe=56399BD4
33:00 <Loof> flammable is it true you once used the same tampon for three months and ended up with cuntrot?
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> My doctor wants go give me duromine
33:00 <flammable> Loof is so old i told him to act his age and he died
33:00 <Loof> what
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> To*
33:00 <Loof> lol
33:00 <Serenity> haaaaaahahah
33:00 <Serenity> that was funny
33:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loof, you got served then
33:00 <faux> What
34:00 <faux> The fuck
34:00 <faux> 18 bux for kibbeh
34:00 <faux> U can get a kilo for 6 bux at the leb butcher
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> for almost a kilo of the stuff
34:00 <faux> lmao
34:00 <Loof> did you google that joke flammable?
34:00 <Serenity> those things in the bottom left pi BitchFace what are they
34:00 <Loof> google: old jokes
34:00 <BitchFace> i know right!
34:00 <Loof> so clever
34:00 <Serenity> pic
34:00 <faux> Kibbeh balls
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, pass aye
35:00 <BitchFace> ^^ what she said they are awesome
35:00 <Serenity> there was a kid at the school the other day eating things that looked like those
35:00 <faux> They're delish 
35:00 <BitchFace> i want sambouski
35:00 <faux> They're like mince and pine nuts inside more mince and fried
35:00 <Loof> here i'll google jokes too
35:00 <faux> Can u both stfu 
35:00 <faux> thx
35:00 <faux> xoxox
35:00 <BitchFace> i would give away my children for a life supply of lamb sambouski!
35:00 <Loof> if flammable was a video game she'd be rated E for everyone
35:00 <Serenity> whatever they were this kid was thoroughly enjoying them
35:00 <Serenity> it was in his hair
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loof can't shut up
36:00 <faux> Lmaoo BF
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's on another junkie rage
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> joy
36:00 <katatonic_kate01> well don't encourage him
36:00 <faux> Lol his hair
36:00 <Loof> if flammable was a cookie, she'd be a whoreo
36:00 <BitchFace> dude some leb food is awesome! some tastes like spew but the awesome stuff is awesome
36:00 <faux> Lmao
36:00 <Blitzkrieg> Kate, I'm "ignored" 
36:00 <faux> What don't u like
36:00 <Serenity> im ignoring everyone in a minute
37:00 <faux> Do u like kousa mum taught me the easiest way to make it 
37:00 <faux> It's the best
37:00 <Serenity> /ignore *!*@*
37:00 <BitchFace> this soup my mil makes it looks like barf
37:00 <faux> I make it at least once a week
37:00 <BitchFace> and smells liek it too 
37:00 <faux> loool
37:00 <BitchFace> and i am not a fan of grass pies 
37:00 <faux> find out the name
37:00 <Loof> dont cry flammable, you should learn to take a joke as easily as you take a dick
37:00 <Clarkson> there use to be these smokes called shit what were they called auburys or something
37:00 <faux> Wtf is grass pies
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
38:00 <BitchFace> the shit she puts in them looks like grass... its something that grows in the grass for real 
38:00 <Clarkson> if you want aids fuck him
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> jesus!
38:00 <faux> pies?!
38:00 <faux> I wanna know what it is
38:00 <Serenity> why does eminems face look like failed platic surgery
38:00 <Dugnuts> ahh i love the late shift
38:00 <BitchFace> she stuffs the pastry with it
38:00 <Loof> i'm not saying flammable is a ho, but she can't even eat alphavet soup wihout chokin on a D
38:00 <faux> ohhhhh
38:00 <faux> Are they triangles
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> eat the pastry and chuck the… shitty…. grass away
38:00 <BitchFace> i will ask big nose when he gets home but its something aussies think is a weed but lebs eat it 
39:00 <faux> Are u talking about spinach triangles
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
39:00 <BitchFace> nooooo its not spinach
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> vine rolls ?
39:00 <faux> Vine leaves aren't pastry lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're feral whatever country the originate from 
40:00 <faux> They're stuffed with rice
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> no,just sayin'
40:00 <faux> And they're delicious 
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, no
40:00 <faux> You uncultured gits
40:00 <BitchFace> if they are fresh they are lovely 
40:00 <katatonic_kate01> allegedly !
41:00 <faux> Yeah first cooked they're the bomb.com
41:00 <faux> Next day gets a bit meh
41:00 <BitchFace> ohhhhh i want cabbage rolls
41:00 <Loof> i thought you said flammable was cool
41:00 <Loof> what's cool about her
41:00 <faux> Get over it loof
41:00 <faux> She's gone
42:00 <Loof> idgi
42:00 <BitchFace> fuck the day is half over
42:00 <Clarkson> [00:38:09] nobody fucking cares, that's why it's called trivia
43:00 <faux> I woke up frozen at 5:30 cos I had kicked the blanket off me
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah… i still have to fucking work tonight
43:00 <Clarkson> <beagle> oh fuck you all im leaving irc for paltalk.
43:00 <faux> I was legit a popsicle
43:00 <Loof> yeah same
43:00 <Loof> oh wait..
43:00 <Loof> :P
43:00 <BitchFace> i have done a heap of work today ... need to go do mummy duties at school soon bleh
44:00 <Loof> my acid should by coming tonight, so i'll be tripping off my nut
44:00 <Loof> :D
45:00 <Loof> lovely
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> loof, do you really need acid to trip the fuck out?
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <Loof> ouch
46:00 <faux> Does he really need anything 
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> legit question 
47:00 <Loof> to be honest
47:00 <Loof> no
47:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <faux> How do people on centrelink afford this shut
47:00 <Loof> my voices trip me out enough
47:00 <faux> And I ask that as someone on centrelink
47:00 <Loof> they say some fucked up shit
47:00 <Loof> at the worst possible times
48:00 <faux> I pay rent bills food and after that I wouldn't be able to afford a drug addiction lol
48:00 <faux> If I didn't sell my paintings I'd be on a super tight budget
48:00 <faux> I don't get it
48:00 <Loof> will be interesting to see how acid mixes with my meds
48:00 <Loof> lol
49:00 <faux> k
50:00 <Serenity> is it mean to take bets on if you end up arrested
50:00 <Loof> rofl!
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
50:00 <Loof> arrested or committed, everybody everybody place your bets
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> ohhhh
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> comitted
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> d
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> what is the prize?
51:00 <Serenity> god i have so much house work to do
51:00 <Serenity> and i just cant motivate
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah same...
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just put a load of washing on
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> that'll do
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> and I have to make dinner before i go to work
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> so over work at the moment
52:00 <Loof> that sucks :(
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah,not the peeps the management 
52:00 <Loof> is it good pay?
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> i get a random text saying your shift has been changed on thurs…. you'll be working at X site
53:00 <Loof> do they get the concept of sleep?
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> WTF - since when…. shit like that, which is annoying as fuck
53:00 <Loof> and that you're a human being not a machine
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, you sleep over
53:00 <Loof> ah
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> the pay is awesome on the weekends and that's about it
53:00 <Loof> cool :)
53:00 <Loof> oh only on the weekends
53:00 <Loof> not so cool
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's average….
54:00 <Loof> average is good
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it's enough for me, so i can buy shoes and smokes lol
54:00 <Loof> damn smokes
54:00 <Loof> now i want one
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> mindulness kgo
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> f
55:00 <Loof> i gave up the ecigs when i saw how other people looked using them
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> i.e. pretty  fuckin' lame 
55:00 <Loof> yep lol
56:00 <Loof> especially the ones with the lanyard
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> ?
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh wot
56:00 <flammable> You still look just as lame loof
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think they're a good idea to cut down
56:00 <Loof> a string to put around your neck
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> but you're still essentially smoking chemicals 
56:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah…. 
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> A fucking string attached to an e-cig
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking lol!
57:00 <Clarkson> You don't need a condom for that shit
57:00 <Loof> i seemed to have more chest conjestion on them
57:00 <Loof> lol
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> of course not clanky, you wouldn't be getting sex wearing that
58:00 <Loof> would your bosses give you a good reference kate?
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, she isn't that cunty
58:00 <Loof> nice
58:00 <Loof> find an awesomer job
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm pretty transparent with her - told her that i'm applying for a new job and could she be a ref. for me
58:00 <katatonic_kate01> she was like yeah sure....
59:00 <Loof> awesome!
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> she's just a workaholic….. 
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> so she expects everyone to work on her level….
59:00 <katatonic_kate01> aint no body got time for that!
59:00 <Loof> maybe you would if you were getting her pay
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh please… i doubt she gets that much
04:00 <Loof> settle
04:00 <Loof> how the fuck would i know
05:00 <Loof> anyway smoke
05:00 <faux> lmao
06:00 <flammable> Is that all you do, smoke?
06:00 <gs69azza> yes
07:00 <Blitzkrieg> I sense a long lasting bond between flammable and loof
07:00 <flammable> :)
07:00 <faux> BUTTS
09:00 <flammable> Personally i find it amusing watching Loof go off at being given a hard time
09:00 <Serenity> http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=IRKPt077rPA
09:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Do you want a Bag Views: 879 Uploader: IDARKSx Uploaded: Jul 20, 2015 Duration: 0m41s Rating: 4.75
09:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
09:00 <flammable> What
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> He doesn't shut up
10:00 <gs69azza> bags?
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Imagine when he argues with his mrs 
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> The never ending fight
10:00 <gs69azza> i need to replace the bag I had last night otherwise my missus is gonna be like "i thought you said you weren't high and you just had pre wo"
10:00 <faux> Nah she belts him if he speaks
10:00 <gs69azza> LOL
10:00 <faux> Ling wa alrays has rast word
11:00 <gs69azza> BUTTS
11:00 <faux> hi butts :-)
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Haha
11:00 <Loof> cocaine is a hell of a drug
11:00 <gs69azza> moar butts
11:00 <faux> u
11:00 <gs69azza> yes cocaine is a hell of a drug
11:00 <gs69azza> but
11:00 <gs69azza> I still enjoy it
12:00 <faux> K den
12:00 <Loof> fucking government is going to make bitcoins illegal the killjoys
12:00 <Loof> no more agora for me
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> Azza, you're still nornal tho
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loof isn't 
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> Biggg difference 
12:00 <faux> Sif he's normal 
13:00 <Loof> lucky i got 5 trips coming
13:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Faux.. I'm basing it on the people who frequent here
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <Loof> i want some milk so bad but i have to mind this one and he's outgrown his stoller
14:00 <faux> I was also kidding 
14:00 <Loof> i should just take the car without a license
14:00 <Serenity> so make him walk
14:00 <faux> lmao
14:00 <faux> fuck.
15:00 <Loof> he's only 4
15:00 <faux> LMAO
15:00 <Serenity> hes more than capable of walking at 4
15:00 <faux> My sister is not even 3 and she walks to the shop w her mum
15:00 <Loof> it's pretty far
15:00 <Maurice> 'He's only 4' like being 4 is a disability
15:00 <Blitzkrieg> My sons 2 and a half
15:00 <faux> lmaoooooo
16:00 <Blitzkrieg> He walks with me
16:00 <faux> That made me laugh so hard
16:00 <faux> That's like a year away from kindy is he gonna get wheeled around at school 
16:00 <Maurice> It is kindy here, depending on which half of the year they're born
16:00 <faux> miss I need 2 go toilet but I'm 2 big for my stroller
16:00 <Maurice> 'carry me!'
16:00 <faux> Then piss ur pants!
16:00 <faux> Can't have u whaling 
17:00 <faux> Walking*
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> Piss his pants? 
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> Like father like son 
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> :/
17:00 <Maurice> It's ok, he's only 4, he'll still be in nappies in kindy anyways
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <Serenity> lily startedkindy when she was 3 cause her birthday is march
17:00 <faux> Oh god
17:00 <Serenity> she was only 3 for like 6 weeks but still
17:00 <Maurice> Same as Cal
18:00 <Maurice> And guess what?
18:00 <Maurice> HE COULD WALK
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nowai
18:00 <faux> Kindy is 5 or 6 here 
18:00 <Maurice> Thats pre primary for us
18:00 <Serenity> our kindy is your preschool
18:00 <faux> wow so ur peeps graduate year 12 at like 16?!
18:00 <faux> Ohhhh
18:00 <faux> Right gotcha
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i could have sent Rory at 4 turning 5 last year
19:00 <Serenity> but pre primary is compulsory here
19:00 <faux> yea I was in preschool at 3
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, she is in pre school
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> 5 is prep here
19:00 <Serenity> and kindy will be too soon
19:00 <Maurice> Best day of my life was when I sent the last kid to kindy
19:00 <faux> Born in July thougu so I was older than everywunz
19:00 <Blitzkrieg> 4 is kindy
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah it's fucking expensive
19:00 <Serenity> expensive??
20:00 <Maurice> What
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah pre school here
20:00 <Maurice> I don't pay anything
20:00 <Serenity> what
20:00 <faux> wtf
20:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
20:00 <Maurice> Not even the 'voluntary' fees
20:00 <Loof> child care is expensive as hell :(
20:00 <Serenity> its just part of school
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> wot
20:00 <faux> You guys don't pay?
20:00 <Maurice> Coz voluntary so fuck you
20:00 <Clarkson> She was ugly as hell
20:00 <Serenity> it doesnt cost anything
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> WOT
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> THE ACTUAL FUCK
20:00 <faux> Loll
20:00 <faux> Move to Perth k
20:00 <faux> K8
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> no i'm taking preschool like painting and social interactions 
20:00 <Serenity> theyre not allowed to charge for something thts compulsory
20:00 <Maurice> Lol
20:00 <Maurice> Mine did painting too
21:00 <Maurice> Still cost me nothing
21:00 <Serenity> yes. 3-4 bbyear old kindy. it doesnt cost anyuthing
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck you bitches 
21:00 <faux> I don't think preschool is compulsory here is it
21:00 <Serenity> its part of school
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah I'm moving to perth
21:00 <flammable> Loof skipped school
21:00 <Loof> you wont be saving money moving there
21:00 <Maurice> And you know what else we dont have? Tolls on the roads
21:00 <flammable> He doesnt need an education to smoke weed
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> we get 7500 child care rebate
21:00 <Serenity> yeah see kindy isnt classed as child care here
21:00 <faux> And stay out
21:00 <flammable> Lolll
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lool
22:00 <Serenity> its part of primary school
22:00 <Maurice> I bet hes gone to push his kid in a wheelbarrow to the shop
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Well done flammable 
22:00 <faux> Rof
22:00 <faux> L
22:00 <faux> Duct tape him 2 a skateboard w some rope
22:00 <flammable> He probably got in trouble off his wife for being on irc
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> some private schools have a a "pre school" thing
22:00 <Maurice> She should just take his modem
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> prep i think
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Nah she's at work
22:00 <Maurice> Do us all a favour
22:00 <Blitzkrieg> Funding his habit
22:00 <faux> Work? 
22:00 <faux> Do u mean wok
23:00 <faux> Like in the kitchen 
23:00 <Maurice> Damnit
23:00 <Serenity> one thing wa does better i guess
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> um yeah!
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> No.. She works because he's too busy being stoned all the time
23:00 <flammable> Lol faux
23:00 <faux> Who said she works 
23:00 <flammable> I AT WOK. WHY YOU. SMO WEED.
23:00 <faux> Lmao
23:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
23:00 <faux> U find friend off internet boy
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh lolz
24:00 <Blitzkrieg> I AT WOK.. OR DAY.. U SMOK WEED.. TOK TO FORKS
24:00 <flammable> YOU DO NOTHING, GET JOB. EACH DAY YOU DO NOTHING, ONRY SMO WEED.
24:00 <faux> U hap son. He 284 month old now u buy stroller he can't walk 2 shop
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha 284 month old
25:00 <flammable> God does he really have a kid
25:00 <flammable> Poor child
25:00 <Maurice> He's probably too fat after the 20 burgers he eats in one sitting
25:00 <faux> His kid is adorable 
25:00 <faux> I feel bad fr him 
25:00 <Maurice> 2 nutjobs as parents
25:00 <faux> :'(
25:00 <flammable> I can only imagine what the house is like
25:00 <Maurice> I wonder if he's still on formul
25:00 <Maurice> a
25:00 <Maurice> Since he's only 4
25:00 <faux> I don't doubt loof loves his kid but he just doesn't have his priorities in order 
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> Breast fed
25:00 <faux> It's a bit sad
26:00 <Maurice> You know what else is sad
26:00 <Maurice> Me being here during the day
26:00 <faux> I was gonna say
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> did you see the article bout the woman who breast fed her pug :|
26:00 <Maurice> I feel like I've made bad life choices this morning
26:00 <faux> U came on so early 
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> that was rank
26:00 <Maurice> I had to pay ebays thats why I'm here
26:00 <faux> Haha
27:00 <Maurice> I've been to the shop and the bank today already
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> reckon i can hire a hit man on ebay to kill my neighbours?
27:00 <Maurice> Maybe not ebay, try craigslist
27:00 <Loof> i'll do it for a gram
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> craigslist! *posts ad*
27:00 <Loof> what are they doing?
27:00 <Loof> being noisy?
28:00 <Loof> stealing your undies off the line?
28:00 <Bonny> j help
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> i said to the husband can i put a sign up in the foyer suggesting they shut the fuck up or break up - he was like Kate they're the kind of peeps who would be louder if you did or said anything :|
28:00 <Serenity> Maurice are you reading this threat on k-chat?
28:00 <Maurice> What is it
28:00 <Serenity> about the college kids again
28:00 <Maurice> Ooh, I'll go look
29:00 <Loof> break in to his car kate and leave a bra in there
29:00 <flammable> K chat?
29:00 <flammable> Reminds me of gta vice city
30:00 <katatonic_kate01> they've parked a broken down shitty 8000 year old bmw in the carpark
30:00 <Loof> look cunts, I own a beema!
30:00 <flammable> Loof do you get dsp
30:00 <Serenity> fb group lol
31:00 <flammable> ....
31:00 <Serenity> speaking of dick taking capabilities
31:00 <Serenity> wb ShadowLurker
32:00 <flammable> If he had half a brain he'd find another way to irc where his wife wouldn't catch him
32:00 <British^Meat> IF
32:00 <ShadowLurker> cakes cocks and pillowy tits
32:00 <ShadowLurker> whats hapening
32:00 <flammable> Serenity is the expert on that subject ;)
32:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
32:00 <ShadowLurker> if only u knew
32:00 <Serenity> whats that mean!
33:00 <ShadowLurker> how wrong she is
33:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity, that thread
34:00 <Serenity> im confused as fuck
34:00 <Clarkson> ive salt rinsed but ill mostly leave it the fuck alone for today
34:00 <Serenity> and yeah Maurice lol creepo recording kids..
34:00 <Maurice> I can see them from the front of my house and whenever I've seen them doing sport, they're actually doing sport, not fucking around
34:00 <Clarkson> shes miss southern suburbs, drivers her pulsar to the bay, loves to be surrounded, by some sluts she calls her mates
35:00 <Serenity> i was probably between classes or something and kids were fucking around.. being kids
35:00 <faux> Looooolll
35:00 <faux> Clarkson 
35:00 <Clarkson> its a personallity disorder i assume now, so used to it she only started doing that shit so she could be invopved in conversation only on irc withoput people knowing who she was as she was known as the retarded looking chick with down syndrome unable to move her legs due to muscle distrophy?
35:00 <faux> ok
35:00 <faux> what
36:00 <Serenity> that sounds like pieter
36:00 <Maurice> I don't get why that chick cared? It had nothing to do with her
37:00 <ShadowLurker> some people just have to be heard
38:00 <ShadowLurker> theyre usually the dumbest too
38:00 <Serenity> people enjoy being outraged
39:00 <Maurice> Well I for one, am now outraged
39:00 <Doodle> hot
39:00 <flammable> Wb Loof
39:00 <Doodle> pics
39:00 <Maurice> I'm not sure why, but I'll make something up later
39:00 <Serenity> we just dont have these issues at our schools up here lol
39:00 <Serenity> is it a k town thing lol
39:00 <Maurice> Fucked if I know
40:00 <Serenity> i knew it was pieter
40:00 <Maurice> I think certain people just like to whinge, hoping everyone else will back them up
40:00 <Serenity> [1:51am] [1:51am] <Pieter> its a personallity disorder i assume now, so used to it she only started doing that shit so she could be invopved in conversation only on irc withoput people knowing who she was as she was known as the retarded looking chick with down syndrome unable to move her legs due to muscle distrophy?
40:00 <Serenity> [1:51am] * fivecougz running nondrome
40:00 <Serenity> [1:51am] [1:51am] <Crispy> huh?
40:00 <Serenity> [1:51am] [1:51am] <Crispy> what are you talking about
40:00 <Clarkson> how the fuck can i give anyone a cent
40:00 <Serenity> [1:51am] [1:51am] <Pieter> since 98 she's used atlest 6 profiles now.. 6 well done in concincing people buyt yeh, made up people
40:00 <Serenity> [1:51am] [1:51am] <Crispy> brb
40:00 <Serenity> [1:51am] [1:51am] <Pieter> Breeanne
40:00 <Serenity> [1:52am] [1:52am] <Pieter> and her pathetic attempts at having to be an alter personallity on irc cos she knows no one will talk to her cos shes in the wheelchair and well, a retard in short :/
40:00 <Serenity> [1:52am] [1:52am] <Pieter> so she goes about it by creating people that we begin to regularly see
40:00 <Serenity> [1:52am] [1:52am] <Pieter> aka. SONIA
40:00 <faux> I'm hungry what's 4 lunch 
41:00 <Doodle> dick
41:00 <Serenity> im hungry too
41:00 <Clarkson> enemioes later on when some were at one point mates n yeh , whees ya knife cunt watch his lips shake smack smack reemember what he fucking did the toher day , oh yeh , boot to the teeth , ettc... funny its the scary days that end up being the days ya cherish as important ones, the times were ya find out what ya finally made of
41:00 <Serenity> i want noodles
41:00 <Maurice> I might have potato bake for lunch
41:00 <faux> Isn't that ash's ex fiance
41:00 <Maurice> Come over, Doodle, that sounds like my kinda lunch
41:00 <Doodle> ;)
42:00 <Maurice> Wtf Clarkson
42:00 <Clarkson> your just full of shit 
42:00 <Loof> i want scrambled eggs
42:00 <Maurice> NOU
42:00 <faux> Uh
42:00 <Serenity> [1:52am] [1:52am] <Pieter> you find me one person that is willing to say theyve met her ever
42:00 <Serenity> [1:52am] [1:52am] <Pieter> and seen a real pic
42:00 <Serenity> doodle..
42:00 <Serenity> lol
43:00 <faux> I ran downstairs before like a lunatic cos I heard the post dude and I was barefoot and I'm pretty sure I stepped on like 49 bindiz
43:00 <flammable> Whats all this
43:00 <Doodle> who
43:00 <Maurice> Sonia
43:00 <Serenity> sonia
43:00 <faux> Now my foot hurts  :'(
43:00 <Doodle> oh
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <Serenity> hes always been convinced that theriddlers fiance that died and sonia were the same person
43:00 <Serenity> idont know why
43:00 <Doodle> when did he say that
43:00 <Serenity> oh that was ages ago im just dragging up quote from clarky
43:00 <Clarkson> Who didn't think of any fucking things.
43:00 <Doodle> ahh ok lol
44:00 <Maurice> I should have gone to hjs while I was in rocko
44:00 <Maurice> Curses
44:00 <Serenity> Maurice
44:00 <Doodle> she had glorious breasts
44:00 <Serenity> 2 for 1 today
44:00 <Clarkson> i can't fuck my brother
44:00 <Doodle> that is all
44:00 <Maurice> Omg
44:00 <faux> Why not clarkson 
44:00 <Clarkson> when I get free motherfuckers better watch they ass
44:00 <faux> k
44:00 <faux> So gangsta
46:00 <Serenity> heh wird
46:00 <Serenity> weird
46:00 <Serenity> that was said by two nicks on different days
49:00 <flammable> Whos fiance did you kill Serenity
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lolll
49:00 <Serenity> ay that had nothing to do with me lol
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Sure sure
52:00 <Loof> i should scrape the grinder, so bored
54:00 <flammable> Do something with your kid
54:00 <flammable> Instead of ignoring it while you do drugs
55:00 <faux> Lol :'(
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
55:00 <Maurice> Do something like find him a normal home
55:00 <Loof> hmmm i can't find pieter's facebook
55:00 <faux> mm just brushed my hair 
56:00 <faux> No longer look like einstein
56:00 <faux> phew
57:00 <Serenity> did you see turbo on fb Maurice lol
57:00 <Maurice> Lol I just saw it
57:00 <Maurice> Big fatty
57:00 <Serenity> theres a catch to why hes letting me use him as a keyboard rest
58:00 <Serenity> about 6ft to our left the heater is on and blowing air right at us
01:00 <faux> Ewww
01:00 <faux> I hate fake hot air it makes me feel so suffocated 
01:00 <faux> If I ever get in a  car and the heat is on ill cry 
01:00 <faux> fake cold air rules thougu
01:00 <faux> mmm
02:00 <Serenity> i used to be the same but its not bothering me this year
02:00 <Serenity> i still hate the hot air on in the car
02:00 <Serenity> yuck
03:00 <Maurice> If I have the heater on for too long in my car my eyes start to burn
03:00 <Serenity> now we have a garage to park in and my car isnt all fogged up in the mornings
03:00 <Serenity> i rarely turn the heat on
06:00 <Serenity> 3Now Playing: "Like I'm Gonna Lose You - Meghan Trainor" 03:45 (2015)
08:00 <faux> My heater is one of those non blowy ones
08:00 <faux> The ones with the heat rod bar things idk what it's called
09:00 <BitchFace> ohhh no blowies for faux
09:00 <faux> An elec heater lol
09:00 <faux> Lmao
09:00 <faux> And I only ever turn it on if my feet see col
09:00 <faux> Uh
09:00 <faux> Are cold
09:00 <faux> I'll never have it on me face
09:00 <BitchFace> i have a little heater in my office for my feet lol 
09:00 <BitchFace> ps my house smells like garlic
09:00 <flammable> Np. 4cannibal corpse - rancid amputation
09:00 <faux> My uncles mrs turns on the fire place when it's like 21 degrees outside 
09:00 <faux> She's so annoying 
09:00 <faux> Mmm garlic
10:00 <faux> What u making 
10:00 <BitchFace> just some chicken boobies smothered in garlic and a heap of veggies all chopped up to be roasted
11:00 <BitchFace> nnice and healthy dinner
11:00 <Loof> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11811575_10153169290467869_8245798555622384486_n.jpg?oh=a5d97d3f248574a4b74865ad3c504d43&oe=56387FE1
11:00 <Serenity> oh we have a gas heater with a fan
11:00 <BitchFace> BUT i just paid $8 a kg for brussle sprouts :O highway robbery!
11:00 <Serenity> thts what you get for buying snot
11:00 <Maurice> I love brussel sprouts
12:00 <BitchFace> i love them too Maurice they are awesome
12:00 <BitchFace> sezz just has no taste
12:00 <Serenity> fuck off they taste like shit
12:00 <flammable> Gross
12:00 <BitchFace> you just dont cook them right!
12:00 <Maurice> My toes are frozen
12:00 <Serenity> i dont cook them ever
12:00 <flammable> Only old people like brussel sprouts
12:00 <Serenity> vom
13:00 <BitchFace> loser
13:00 <Serenity> i keep trying to move away from turbo but he keeps wrapping his tail around my wrist
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> I have to side with Serenity here..
13:00 <Blitzkrieg> Ew. Brussell Sprouts  
13:00 <Maurice> Nobody asked you
13:00 <BitchFace> good thing we didn't ask you Blitzkrieg lol
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Or according to my phone.. Brussell Springs 
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> :/
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> Don't care! 
14:00 <Blitzkrieg> I'll input anyway!! 
15:00 <Serenity> click
15:00 <faux> Leaving to find dicks
16:00 <Loof> deja vu
16:00 <Loof> this has happened before
16:00 <Loof> trippy as fuck
17:00 <faux> What? U smoking weed on irc
17:00 <faux> Yah
17:00 <flammable> Good luck with that faux :p
17:00 <faux> WHY DO I STILL TALK TO HIM WHEN I KNOW I'M ON IGNORE
17:00 <faux> Good luck with what
17:00 <Blitzkrieg> "ignore" 
17:00 <flammable> Finding dick
17:00 <Clarkson> Atlantis sucked dick
17:00 <faux> I was extending anotherircers quit message
17:00 <faux> I'm not on a dick hunt
17:00 <faux> She is
17:00 <flammable> Oh. Suuuure ;)
17:00 <flammable> I beleive you
17:00 <Doodle> [13:12] <flammable> Only old people like brussel sprouts
18:00 <Doodle> i like brussel sprouts :(
18:00 <faux> I'm happy with my lovers hooha tyvm
18:00 <Loof> and i dont
18:00 <faux> Cos ur old
18:00 <flammable> Old fuck Doodle
18:00 <faux> Lolozloelz
18:00 <Doodle> h8 uz
18:00 <Maurice> Sprouts mexicaine
18:00 <Doodle> loool
18:00 <flammable> Loof is old
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> Speaking of the elderly 
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> Wb Doodle
18:00 <Doodle> not so much a hint, more of a party political broadcast
18:00 <flammable> Old bean
18:00 <Maurice> Lol
18:00 <Doodle> i'm going again now
18:00 <Doodle> bai
19:00 <Maurice> Hint of tobassco sauce
19:00 <Maurice> Well.. 3 bottles
19:00 <flammable> Good riddance!
19:00 <Loof> i'd say i cant wait till flammable gets old, but when i think about it i'd prefer she never does
20:00 <Loof> hopefully she'll die
20:00 <flammable> Ill age excellently
20:00 <Loof> :)
20:00 <flammable> Im future milf material
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loof aged like milk
20:00 <Loof> hey TheRiddler :)
21:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
22:00 <British^Meat> hey TheRiddler
22:00 <British^Meat> been practicing on your mario karts?
23:00 <Loof> this Big Hero is an awesome kids movie
23:00 <anotherirc3r> Big Hero 6!?
23:00 <Loof> yeah
23:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah, it's awesome
23:00 <anotherirc3r> i liked it too
23:00 <Loof> :)
24:00 <British^Meat> i dont think there has been any good cgi movies since monsters inc :/
24:00 <flammable> Wall E,
24:00 <TheRiddler> nup
24:00 <TheRiddler> I did buy 2 more amiibos
24:00 <TheRiddler> fox n robin
24:00 <British^Meat> not seen it tbh :/
25:00 <flammable> Does avatar count? Cgi in that is pretty awesome
25:00 <TheRiddler> avatar sux
25:00 <flammable> You sux
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <British^Meat> show me robin, i forget what they look like
26:00 <British^Meat> i think i have him? is he red?
26:00 <TheRiddler> nope
26:00 <TheRiddler> black with the book n sword
26:00 <anotherirc3r> Avatar: The Last Airbender was fantastic
26:00 <British^Meat> oh that guy
26:00 <anotherirc3r> but not that other thing
26:00 <British^Meat> maybe i have Ike
26:00 <British^Meat> yer avatar was kinda.... long
26:00 <TheRiddler> I hope you dont mean the movie
26:00 <anotherirc3r> definitely not the movie
26:00 <anotherirc3r> the anime
27:00 <TheRiddler> the cartoon is great
27:00 <TheRiddler> same with korra
27:00 <anotherirc3r> yes!!!!
27:00 <anotherirc3r> best ever
31:00 <anotherirc3r> i have the set of Avatar: The Last Airbender
31:00 <anotherirc3r> i should watch it again
31:00 <ShadowLurker> lè sigh 
31:00 <ShadowLurker> see how it goes
32:00 <Loof> yeah agreed
32:00 <Loof> the anime was as awesome as the movie was bad
33:00 <anotherirc3r> are they still planning on making a sequel?
33:00 <Loof> oooh i wish
33:00 <anotherirc3r> M Night screwed it
33:00 <anotherirc3r> ugh
33:00 <Loof> and gimme some more dragonball while they're at it
33:00 <Dugnuts> haha
33:00 <Dugnuts> ung
33:00 <Dugnuts> :P
33:00 <Dugnuts> it was an american show dammit
34:00 <Loof> i haven't watched anime in forever
34:00 <Dugnuts> sigh
34:00 <Loof> not since the emergence of the weibo
34:00 <British^Meat> mmm i was thinking zee same
34:00 <anotherirc3r> so what if it was?
34:00 <Dugnuts> so shamalan shouldnt have changed the pronunciation of the main characters name
34:00 <British^Meat> i think what he's trying to say is that anime is generally japanese based
34:00 <Dugnuts> let alone all the other crap he did to ruin it
34:00 <Clarkson> Part of you is turd
35:00 <anotherirc3r> i completely agree Dugnuts
35:00 <British^Meat> but ive never actually seen it, so IDC
35:00 <anotherirc3r> it's ANG (i know it's Aang). not freaking 'Ung'
35:00 <Dugnuts> indeed
35:00 <Dugnuts> anyway
35:00 <Dugnuts> work time
35:00 <anotherirc3r> have fun
35:00 <anotherirc3r> i think i will watch it later
36:00 <TheRiddler> wuts a good pair of shoes
36:00 <British^Meat> for running?
36:00 <British^Meat> working?
36:00 <British^Meat> climbing?
36:00 <British^Meat> skating?
36:00 <British^Meat> walking?
37:00 <TheRiddler> casual
37:00 <Serenity> ballerinaing
37:00 <TheRiddler> lol
37:00 <British^Meat> i dunno, converse are usuall pretty cool in any situation
38:00 <anotherirc3r> sketches
38:00 <anotherirc3r> skeches*
38:00 <Loof> no idea what you're all on about
38:00 <TheRiddler> my current pair is a g-star raw
38:00 <British^Meat> sure u dont Loof....
38:00 <anotherirc3r> skeches are really comfortable
39:00 <British^Meat> gstar raw?
39:00 <British^Meat> hmm
39:00 <anotherirc3r> skechers even*
39:00 <Serenity> im pretty impressed with converse
39:00 <British^Meat> is that a clothing shop?
39:00 <Serenity> ants still got the same pair he had at the start of the school year, normally he needs shoes every 6 weeks
39:00 <Loof> just noticed my huffs are coming apart :(
40:00 <ShadowLurker> lol ballerinaing
40:00 <TheRiddler> mine is 2 years old abouts
40:00 <anotherirc3r> huffs?
40:00 <Loof> huf*
41:00 <anotherirc3r> wtf is that?
41:00 <TheRiddler> they toes are scuffed and the soles are warn in a few areas
41:00 <ShadowLurker> huffing dicks
41:00 <Loof> shoes
41:00 <British^Meat> lol
41:00 <British^Meat> DUDE
41:00 <British^Meat> i was totally thinking that
41:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
41:00 <Loof> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=huff&es_sm=122&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVChMIs-ai38COxwIVphqmCh2SHQRP&biw=1270&bih=1294#tbm=isch&q=huf+shoes
41:00 <Serenity> i can smell.. bean sprouts
41:00 <TheRiddler> bongs/dicks it's all the same to him
41:00 <anotherirc3r> oh. they look nice
41:00 <Loof> i like them because they have marijuana pictures all over them
41:00 <Loof> hehe
42:00 <TheRiddler> -_-
42:00 <British^Meat> ..
42:00 <Loof> i got orange marijuana socks too with them
42:00 <TheRiddler> I knew it
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> i want a cake shaped dick right about now
42:00 <Serenity> and prawns
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> that will lull me into a sugar high
42:00 <ShadowLurker> cake shaped dick
42:00 <Clarkson> but I can't say shit because it does give away what he's about to describe him
42:00 <Loof> i just want milk
42:00 <ShadowLurker> as opposed to a dick shaped cake
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i had one for my hens night
42:00 <Serenity> we know how to keep kate happy
42:00 <Clarkson> psychics are sposed to be able to pick up on intense shit 
42:00 <Serenity> cock and cake
42:00 <Loof> or cock covered in cake
42:00 <katatonic_kate01> best combo ever serenity!
43:00 <ShadowLurker> prawns n sprouts
43:00 <Serenity> cock covered in ice mahic
43:00 <Serenity> magic'
43:00 <ShadowLurker> do you have sushi
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <Serenity> no i dont have sushi
43:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, i don't like dark choc
43:00 <TheRiddler> 2nd question
43:00 <Serenity> just dark cock
43:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
43:00 <TheRiddler> where's a good place to get them
43:00 <ShadowLurker> dark cock light cock milk cock
43:00 <Clarkson> r u shit at FPS?
43:00 <ShadowLurker> shes not fussed
44:00 <Serenity> cock cakes ash?
44:00 <ShadowLurker> ash wants a cock cake
44:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
44:00 <ShadowLurker> just ring up betty cocker
44:00 <TheRiddler> no shoes
45:00 <ShadowLurker> dis album
45:00 <Serenity> jebus
45:00 <Serenity> well depends what shoes you want. skate shoes find yourself a surf shop
45:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Converse-Chuck-Taylor-ALL-STAR-Hi-Mens-Shoes-Arkham-City-Batman-Harley-Quinn-New-/141735017065?var=&hash=item210010ba69
45:00 <Serenity> runners maybe atheletes foot?
45:00 <ShadowLurker> ebay/amazon
46:00 <Serenity> I need new ones tho
46:00 <anotherirc3r> athletes foot is good
46:00 <anotherirc3r> and they measure too
46:00 <Serenity> my socks got wet when i wet out side the other day
46:00 <ShadowLurker> athletes foot is the least of your concerns
46:00 <TheRiddler> there's no athletes foot here
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH MY LORD…. I've lost my job application
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
47:00 <anotherirc3r> who are you talking to ShadowLurker?
47:00 <ShadowLurker> OH LORD JESUS THERES A FIRE
47:00 <ShadowLurker> you
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> YES
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> kinda like that
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> fucking hell
47:00 <Serenity> is there a hilzeez down there ash
48:00 <ShadowLurker> that ad for hillzeez
48:00 <ShadowLurker> god
48:00 <Serenity> HILLZEEZ
48:00 <Serenity> DOWN SOUTH
48:00 <Serenity> SURF SHOP
48:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh that one
48:00 <anotherirc3r> ShadowLurker, why?
49:00 <ShadowLurker> how dumb are you
49:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
49:00 <Serenity> have a look in there
49:00 <TheRiddler> ok
49:00 <Serenity> thats where i used to get mine from
49:00 <Serenity> ant had the cutest pair of DC's when he was like.. 6 months old
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> cute
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> Rory had nike airs
50:00 <anotherirc3r> i don't actually have anything against you ShadowLurker
51:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont care
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> no one is here to be liked
51:00 <Serenity> i got him a billabong jacket on sale when he was like 1.. it was miles too big got it for $50
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's the internet
51:00 <Serenity> hes 8 in nov and still wears it
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's pretty awesome
51:00 <Serenity> getting a bit short now though
51:00 <Serenity> i used to just roll the sleeves up when he was little haha
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> cute!
52:00 <Serenity> to he fair
52:00 <Serenity> he was a fat bubba
52:00 <Serenity> he was like 16 kilos at 12 months lol
52:00 <Serenity> hes only 25 kilos now
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah,rory is like 20 21kg
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> she is 5
53:00 <Serenity> once he came off formula at 12 months and started walking more he dropped all his fat
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> same
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i used to call rory bubba hutt
54:00 <Serenity> hahaha
54:00 <Serenity> cuuute
54:00 <Serenity> i loove fat babies
55:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah she was adorable, not that i'm bias or anything lol
55:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p206x206/10400988_28006587330_449_n.jpg?oh=d535d90a0f1b351bdb9cb057fa8a5415&oe=563D61E0&__gda__=1447060115_b5472298ee0220ace0ff68116a9dbf7a
55:00 <Serenity> !!!
55:00 <Serenity> 9 months
56:00 <Blitzkrieg> Chubba bubba
56:00 <Serenity> he wasnt that much older than that pic when you met him
57:00 <Loof> mmm sickly sweeet iced coffee
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> ahahahah so cute!!!
57:00 <Blitzkrieg> He was so lil! 
58:00 <Loof> zac was 5kg when he was born little fatty
59:00 <Loof> chainsmoking like a bitch
59:00 <Serenity> ant was 3.4
59:00 <Serenity> kg
00:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1923564_7574852330_8349_n.jpg?oh=90b68da17f0f29aed73155eb604cc1d0&oe=56538B58
00:00 <katatonic_kate01> rory was… 2.1kgs skinned rabbit!
01:00 <Serenity> haha aww
01:00 <katatonic_kate01> I'm having a fucking anxiety attack not being able to find this fucking application!
01:00 <Serenity> :(
01:00 <ShadowLurker> soon as you stop loking youll find it
01:00 <ShadowLurker> looking*
01:00 <Loof> what application?
02:00 <ShadowLurker> go have some cake and cock then look again
02:00 <Clarkson> some Nacho shit
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah maybe if i saved it as "job application" i;d be fine!
02:00 <ShadowLurker> or some nacho shit
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> Yeah cake and cock with a side of nachos will help
02:00 <ShadowLurker> *.doc
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i found several not the ones i wante
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> d
02:00 <Loof> lol ah i thought you app
02:00 <ShadowLurker> open word, view recent opened files
09:00 <Serenity> ive just sneezed for the 47th time in as many minutes
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> gah!
09:00 <katatonic_kate01> die quietly, please
21:00 <Loof> in exchange for hot sex?
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah probabl
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> y
21:00 <Loof> bonus
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol totes!
22:00 <Loof> bonus maximus
25:00 <Loof> i could really go a whopper right about now
25:00 <Loof> burger would be good too
26:00 <anotherirc3r> i had a hotdog
26:00 <anotherirc3r> it was awesome!
26:00 <Loof> awesome if you dont think about whats in them ;)
26:00 <anotherirc3r> well, i don't lool
26:00 <anotherirc3r> -o
26:00 <Loof> wise
27:00 <anotherirc3r> it had cheese and onion with tomato sauce and mustard
27:00 <Loof> yum!
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5tTh_bE7TA
27:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Crazy Fat Black Woman dancing in Subway fail... Views: 13,376 Uploader: VideoGuru Uploaded: Jun 6, 2014 Duration: 0m43s Rating: 3.88
27:00 <katatonic_kate01> me in real life, if i had a tan
33:00 <ShadowLurker> http://www.thecooksroom.com.au/magic-custard-cake.html
33:00 <ShadowLurker> om nom
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> OH is that what you guys have been eating?
34:00 <ShadowLurker> nah but i want some
34:00 <ShadowLurker> liek you want cock
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i could go a slab of that
34:00 <Clarkson> get out you whiny bitch
34:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off Clarkson
34:00 <Clarkson> one mans heaven is another mans hell
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> I haven't had sex in a while, so i'll have to snack on food until i get some
34:00 <katatonic_kate01> sad state of affairs !
35:00 <ShadowLurker> get a temporary replacemnt or 5
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> too much effort
35:00 <ShadowLurker> sif
35:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, too much effort
37:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh i <3 my friend "I will distill it like a motherfucker" 
37:00 <ShadowLurker> how exactly does a motherfucker distill
37:00 <Clarkson> ballsack is there for a reason , its why ya piss n fart at the same time , they neighbours , 2 lane one way
37:00 <Loof> what is distill?
38:00 <ShadowLurker> ...
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> taking the essential parts out
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> making it all spiffy
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> polishing a turd 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> he is a writer, so … he is all up in that shit yo! 
38:00 <ShadowLurker> make vodka
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
38:00 <ShadowLurker> or motorbike fuel
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> i probably was drunk when i wrote it
40:00 <flammable> My boss just offered me to share a joint... Lol
40:00 <ShadowLurker> win/trap
40:00 <flammable> He's weird. I declined
41:00 <flammable> I think he's shitting his pants ill dob him in
41:00 <ShadowLurker> shoulda said "nah man im so cut"
41:00 <ShadowLurker> he'd be hell chill
42:00 <flammable> Huh, cut?
43:00 <ShadowLurker> fully ripped
43:00 <flammable> Idgi
43:00 <ShadowLurker> must be a westernet thing
44:00 <ShadowLurker> cut -> ripped -> smashed -> bent
44:00 <flammable> Cut/ripped = muscly where im from
44:00 <ShadowLurker> that too depends who youre talkin to
45:00 <ShadowLurker> how the fuck https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/11800626_1776005089292857_3674178710826294597_n.jpg?oh=a7c46fcdb74b0a77eb2ced749bc7447f&oe=56562216&__gda__=1448146458_ef7c68a4ce29bbd5fe6141665e9f3c3a
46:00 <ShadowLurker> how do you even fold a loader
46:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
46:00 <ShadowLurker> Molly Martin Alright, who let Clarkson, May, and Hammond use the tractors again?!?
46:00 <Clarkson> sezz and josh say fuck off!
52:00 <Doodle> fkoff m8
53:00 <Doodle> that was directed at flammable
53:00 <Doodle> [13:19] <flammable> Good riddance!
53:00 <Doodle> for that
53:00 <British^Meat> lol josh
53:00 <British^Meat> those were the days
53:00 <flammable> ;D
53:00 <Doodle> mean
53:00 <flammable> <3
53:00 <Doodle> NO
54:00 <Loof> shes a cunt and needs to go
54:00 <British^Meat> ummmm?
54:00 <Doodle> you cant be mean and just do a love heart
54:00 <flammable> Make me Loof
54:00 <flammable> Yes i can!
54:00 <British^Meat> is Loof starting?
54:00 <British^Meat> i dont get it
54:00 <British^Meat> he said he doesnt do that, ever
54:00 <flammable> He is starting
54:00 <Doodle> i started earlier
54:00 <Doodle> i'll finish soon
54:00 <flammable> Maybe his anti psycho meds are wearing off
55:00 <flammable> Maybe his wife is laying into him with the belt and he's taking it out on irc
55:00 <Doodle> hot
56:00 <Doodle> take that
56:00 <Doodle> and that
56:00 <Doodle> and thats for being smart
56:00 <ShadowLurker> Doodle of course she can
57:00 <ShadowLurker> ive been informed by the highest of boobie authorities that she has the right
57:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <Doodle> ok
57:00 <Doodle> w/evs man
58:00 <ShadowLurker> i think turbo has killed sezz
59:00 <ShadowLurker> last thing she said before disappearing
00:00 <Doodle> olawd
06:00 <flammable> [MaTtY] o/
08:00 <Loof> to get an ounce or to not get an ounce
08:00 <Loof> this is the question
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Or.. A better question 
08:00 <British^Meat> lol
08:00 <British^Meat> thats not a question
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> Buy your child a gift or not buy your child a gift
08:00 <Blitzkrieg> ? 
09:00 <British^Meat> simba isnt here, so we can rag on Loof without gettin bitched at....
09:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
09:00 <anotherirc3r> jerks
09:00 <TheRon> could we just do it for kicks?
09:00 <Loof> maybe i should become an alco again
09:00 <Loof> lol
10:00 <British^Meat> but in other news, i feel really sorry for Loof's kid :/
10:00 <British^Meat> y on earth did he make one?
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Me too
10:00 <anotherirc3r> i won't pick on you Loof
10:00 <TheRon> he bred?
10:00 <Loof> someones picking on me?
10:00 <Blitzkrieg> Surely child protection should be called in
10:00 <Loof> they all on my ignore
10:00 <Loof> let em go for it
10:00 <flammable> Lol
10:00 <British^Meat> "ignore"
10:00 <Loof> :)
10:00 <flammable> Poor kid
10:00 <Loof> nobody listens to them anyway
11:00 <Doodle> get an ounce
11:00 <anotherirc3r> eh. you get used to it i guess Loof lol
11:00 <flammable> 'should i buy an ounce/booze' meanwhile kid lives in squalor
11:00 <Doodle> the kid wont appreciate an ounce
11:00 <Loof> lol
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> He's getting angry at the people on "ignore" 
11:00 <Loof> i just feel flat
11:00 <Blitzkrieg> Poor Loof
11:00 <anotherirc3r> i tend to just ignore them
11:00 <anotherirc3r> not literally
11:00 <Loof>  /ignore works very well
11:00 <anotherirc3r> just not listen to them lol
11:00 <Loof> ah
12:00 <Doodle> 6.9 degrees
12:00 <Doodle> heheee
12:00 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
12:00 <British^Meat> nawww welll i guess u and Loof can be great mates
12:00 <anotherirc3r> sounds good
12:00 <British^Meat> we'll have this conversation again when he nuts out on you
12:00 <anotherirc3r> let's be mates Loof
12:00 <British^Meat> I have foreseen it
12:00 <faux> Loool
12:00 <anotherirc3r> oh, have you?
12:00 <British^Meat> yup
12:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL shes trying to fuck loof
12:00 <Clarkson> i was doing that shit when i was like 10 mate
12:00 <faux> Aww I won't pick on u loooofff
12:00 <British^Meat> it is inevitable (sp)
12:00 <flammable> Anotherirc3r is getting a wicked bruise on the back on her throat, and probably on her knees
13:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
13:00 <Loof> it's so funny there's still people against weed in this day and age
13:00 <anotherirc3r> from?
13:00 <British^Meat> i Garuntee, 100% he'll go mental on u
13:00 <ShadowLurker> go?
13:00 <Loof> it's like they're stuck in 1953
13:00 <faux> Garuntee
13:00 <flammable> Sucking loofs dick obviously, anotherirc3r
13:00 <ShadowLurker> i love how hes fishing
13:00 <ShadowLurker> badly
14:00 <Loof> it's especially funny when they're drinkers
14:00 <anotherirc3r> right
14:00 <Loof> to know they're giving me shit and i cant see it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy :)
15:00 <Loof> so thanks tards
15:00 <Doodle> why does the mailman turn up right after i've just checked the mail
15:00 <Doodle> i swear its a conspiracy
15:00 <TheRon> that aon't the mailman
15:00 <Loof> he's probably against weed
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw ice
15:00 <Doodle> it is the mailman i can tell by his squeaky brakes
16:00 <Loof> why does british meathead think he has to keep reminding me i have a mental illness
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> ginger + lemon tea doodle = amazing 
16:00 <British^Meat> ugh
16:00 <British^Meat> here we go...
16:00 <Loof> does his little brain think i forget or something?
16:00 <Doodle> ew dont be a poof kate
16:00 <faux> Lol @ here we go
16:00 <faux> You provoked him 
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif not be a poof
16:00 <British^Meat> i dínt!
16:00 <faux> U know he'll bite
16:00 <TheRon> make it irish
16:00 <faux> He's a sooky lala
16:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
16:00 <faux> Loves attn 
16:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
17:00 <Loof> i cant believe bm got so offended, all i said was his sister loves the black D
17:00 <Loof> god
17:00 <British^Meat> lol
17:00 <Loof> so butthurt
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> black dick
17:00 <Doodle> [15:16] <katatonic_kate01> sif not be a poof
17:00 <ShadowLurker> bm only has to say ine thing and loof looses his mind
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <Doodle> o/`
17:00 <British^Meat> ikr, its weird
17:00 <ShadowLurker> be half a poof
17:00 <British^Meat> + he never said that
17:00 <Doodle> thome ginger tea thailor
17:00 <Loof> big black ones the size of a baseball bat kate
17:00 <faux> He loses his mind at wind
17:00 <JunkieLoof> Loooooool 
17:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i think that's hurt aye
17:00 <Loof> weed junkie
18:00 <Loof> is that even possible
18:00 <Doodle> no
18:00 <ShadowLurker> lol yes
18:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <Blitzkrieg> He'll rage all night now :) 
18:00 <Doodle> if weed junkies were a thing i'd be one of them
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
18:00 <faux> Pics
18:00 <Doodle> and therefore wouldnt own a pc
18:00 <Doodle> or have a house
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> i think there is a line you cross tho
18:00 <ShadowLurker> theres a difference between user and junkie
18:00 <Doodle> exactly
18:00 <faux> Can I live w out it
18:00 <faux> U*
18:00 <katatonic_kate01> functioning vs not functioning 
18:00 <ShadowLurker> loofs a junkie
18:00 <Doodle> without weed?
18:00 <faux> Yeaih
18:00 <British^Meat> id say u were more of a drug abuser Loof
19:00 <Doodle> of course
19:00 <British^Meat> Probably addicted to weed
19:00 <faux> There u go
19:00 <faux> He can't lol
19:00 <British^Meat> u can say its not addictive, but it totally is
19:00 <Doodle> sure he can
19:00 <Doodle> it wont kill him
19:00 <TheRon> is it "can you help me get home" weed?
19:00 <faux> His personality completely changes 
19:00 <ShadowLurker> thats the best weed
19:00 <Doodle> its no more addictive than sugar or nicotine
19:00 <Doodle> which can be given up
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> SUGAR
19:00 <faux> Him smoking isn't even an issue 4 me he's just retarded 
19:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> sif give up sugar
19:00 <faux> With or without it
20:00 <ShadowLurker> hes a nutter
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
20:00 <ShadowLurker> end of story
20:00 <faux> Sugar is the devil 
20:00 <Loof> i just cant fathom that people actually think weed is worse for you than alcohol
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, no not really
20:00 <Doodle> weed gives you aids and makes your cock drop off
20:00 <Doodle> thats what happened to me
20:00 <Loof> lol
20:00 <faux> Lool
20:00 <Doodle> not even wunce
20:00 <Blitzkrieg> Doodle, he can't lose what he never had
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> excessive amounts of processed sugar is bad, mkay 
20:00 <faux> cock drop off sounds like a dock delivery service 
21:00 <faux> Dick  *
21:00 <ShadowLurker> lol faux
21:00 <Doodle> chicken delivery
21:00 <Loof> some people cant handle weed
21:00 <TheRon> payback the chicken
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> winner winner chicken dinner
21:00 <faux> Since monitoring my sugar intake I've felt 75x better 
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Loof is alot like Pieter 
21:00 <Doodle> *a lot
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i'm sure you have
21:00 <faux> More energy etc even my skin is like hng
21:00 <ShadowLurker> loof == pieter
21:00 <Blitzkrieg> Both rant how good and harmless drugs are. 
22:00 <ShadowLurker> both mentally unstable
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's the processed refine sugar 'hidden' in foods that make you fat
22:00 <faux> Just works for me I don't care if people have it or not 
22:00 <faux> It's delicious 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> refined**
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, it's delicious 
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> in small amounts...
22:00 <TheRon> nobody is like pieter
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i just tend to bath in it - hence not being able to fit in a normal car
23:00 <faux> Yah I haven't given it up completely like psycho monitoring lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that'd be epic
23:00 <faux> I just eat stuff w 10g or less
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah that's pretty awesome
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll get there one day....
23:00 <faux> This girl i know is doing 4g or less
23:00 <faux> ;/
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> GAH!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's like …. gah
23:00 <faux> Sp she basically eats lentols
23:00 <faux> Lentils
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> fuck sakes
24:00 <katatonic_kate01> they're delicious too but not all the time 
24:00 <flammable> Thx for that Osskkaar
24:00 <faux> Lol
24:00 <British^Meat> "You have no idea........" Osskkaar 2015
24:00 <Loof> sugar is shit
24:00 <Osskkaar> Say what?
24:00 <Loof> kids drug
24:00 <flammable> The version requests
24:00 <Osskkaar> yeah no worries.
24:00 <Osskkaar> Lag up ya phone.
24:00 <flammable> Did you find out what you wanted to know?
25:00 <anotherirc3r> ?
25:00 <flammable> Lol it shows one line with a number at the end
25:00 <ShadowLurker> lol BM
26:00 <Osskkaar> That's what you see... your phone app lags out and drops :>
26:00 <Doodle> i think he thought it said virgin request flammable
26:00 <faux> Can u not
26:00 <Doodle> hence why he uses it
26:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
26:00 <flammable> Except it didnt Osskkaar
26:00 <Osskkaar> No shit
26:00 <Clarkson> ur prob one of those cunts who thinks he got heroin or coke in a pill
26:00 <faux> Lool
27:00 <faux> Luv u clarky
27:00 <Clarkson> crucnchy cum on the side?
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oops
27:00 <faux> Sure
27:00 <Osskkaar> British^Meat, I bet you listen to that before you go to bed.
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Flammable what client do you run? 
27:00 <ShadowLurker> the bad one
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh
27:00 <Blitzkrieg> Androirc
28:00 <ShadowLurker> mhm
28:00 <faux> Y
28:00 <faux> Andchat is free
28:00 <flammable> Try again Osskkaar
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Andchay is awesome 
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Er
28:00 <ShadowLurker> androirc is as well but its bad
28:00 <faux> Agreed
28:00 <flammable> Mine is heavily customised :)
28:00 <Blitzkrieg> Andchat
28:00 <faux> Yeah I know that's why I asked y
28:00 <flammable> The thing that sucks is the sony keyboard
28:00 <Loof> ciggy fyah
29:00 <flammable> Loof is a ciggy butt brain
29:00 <faux> Lol
29:00 <faux> Ciggy mums
29:00 <flammable> He always pockets my lighter
29:00 <faux> feeding ya baby n get ashes in their eyes
29:00 <faux> Nom
30:00 <Osskkaar> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKHpkB4wKd0
30:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Train Station - Remix - "Ciggy Butt Brain" Views: 459,390 Uploader: JacksonJunior101 Uploaded: Feb 17, 2014 Duration: 2m15s Rating: 4.88
30:00 <flammable> Ash in their nappy
30:00 <faux> Lol
32:00 <Doodle> brrrrrr
33:00 <Loof> everyone is allowed to abuse except me
33:00 <Loof> sigh
33:00 <Loof> maybe it's just because i'm better at it
33:00 <Doodle> olawd
33:00 <Doodle> Doodle sandwich
33:00 <ShadowLurker> how YOU doin
34:00 <Serenity> i have jbf hair
34:00 <Serenity> and im all alone :o
34:00 <amsy> http://i.imgur.com/9ciSNye.gifv
35:00 <Doodle> amsy
35:00 <Doodle> y
35:00 <Loof> i did not need to see that
35:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
35:00 <Serenity> ... lol
35:00 <ShadowLurker> jbf hair hey
35:00 <TheRon> none of us did
35:00 <ShadowLurker> i didnt see that bit
35:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
35:00 <Serenity> yep
37:00 <Doodle> filth
37:00 <Serenity> absolutely depraved
37:00 <Doodle> its not fair
38:00 <Serenity> y
38:00 <Doodle> cos i dont get any filth
38:00 <Serenity> oh lol
38:00 <Doodle> hehe
38:00 <Serenity> I'm not sure i should share that filth hahah
38:00 <Doodle> eheheee
39:00 <Loof> if you're going to flammable's crackden, be sure to wear some dog's jizz in your hairrrrr
39:00 <Clarkson> I was born in the walls of hell way before the flames came
39:00 <ShadowLurker> he'd explode
39:00 <ShadowLurker> all over the floor
39:00 <Doodle> probably
39:00 <ShadowLurker> probably die of dehydration
39:00 <flammable> Loofs house defines crackden
42:00 <Doodle> lol paulie
42:00 <Doodle> sllllp
42:00 <Serenity> loll
42:00 <milk> who owns a meth lab, and has it exploded before?
42:00 <Doodle> i own methylated spirits
42:00 <Doodle> is that the same
43:00 <Serenity> i have methylphenidate
43:00 <Doodle> in ur date?
43:00 <Loof> flammable just has meth and a date
43:00 <Serenity> no. lol
44:00 <Doodle> heh
44:00 <Serenity> flammable can havr whatever she likes
44:00 <Doodle> loool
44:00 <Doodle> look out
44:00 <Loof> execept me
44:00 <Serenity> as long as her boobies are on my face
44:00 <Serenity> blblblblblblbl
44:00 <Doodle> olawd
44:00 <Doodle> thats sezz for the arvo then
44:00 <Serenity> loll
44:00 <Loof> i dont get what you like about her
44:00 <Loof> maybe she's hot
45:00 <Loof> dunno
45:00 <Doodle> i think its her boobs
45:00 <Loof> idgi
45:00 <Clarkson> i like kaka nomoto is the funniest first name kaka = shit nomoto = not car
45:00 <Loof> ah
45:00 <Doodle> if you had boobs you'd be set Loof
45:00 <Loof> i dont find her interesting or funny in the slightest
45:00 <Loof> lol
45:00 <Serenity> i do
45:00 <Doodle> pretty sure i just missed out on a job because i dont have nice boobs :(
45:00 <ShadowLurker> loofs just insane
45:00 <Doodle> racists
45:00 <Loof> happens all the time
46:00 <TheRon> BOO!!!!
46:00 <Loof> especially in government jobs
46:00 <anotherirc3r> well, they have a ratio to meet apparently
46:00 <Loof> they have to fill a quota with x many women
46:00 <Loof> yeah
46:00 <anotherirc3r> ya
46:00 <Doodle> nah this was for a small business
46:00 <Loof> ah
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hometime me thinks 
46:00 <Blitzkrieg> w00t
46:00 <anotherirc3r> sif want to work for government anyway
47:00 <Loof> true dat
47:00 <Doodle> working for the givernment rules
47:00 <Doodle> *government
47:00 <anotherirc3r> because of the pay?
47:00 <British^Meat> yer, itd'be pretty goog
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> Yeah. The givernment
48:00 <British^Meat> good benefits, safe secure job
48:00 <British^Meat> id be keen!
48:00 <Loof> i coudln't deal with working at centerlink having people like pieter abuse me all day
48:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah, the pay is pretty good
48:00 <British^Meat> ?
48:00 <Doodle> pay, great hours, heaps of places to travel to, heaps of opportunities to transfer or be promoted
48:00 <anotherirc3r> not always worth it though
48:00 <British^Meat> who said anything about centrelink
48:00 <Doodle> i worked for centrelink it was ok
48:00 <Loof> at the counter?
48:00 <anotherirc3r> i suppose it depends what department/division you're in
48:00 <flammable> Lol Serenity.. Having fun there?
48:00 <Doodle> nah on the phones
49:00 <Loof> ah
49:00 <Serenity> what who when
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Centrelink is the only govt department Loof knows 
49:00 <British^Meat> there is more to the government than centrelink Loof
49:00 <Serenity> i didn't do it
49:00 <flammable> Suuure
49:00 <flammable> Yours are better for motor boating
49:00 <anotherirc3r> yuck, phones
49:00 <anotherirc3r> i do not miss that
49:00 <Doodle> love working on the phones
49:00 <Doodle> you can hang up on cunts
49:00 <Serenity> I bet you do
49:00 <Loof> i just wish i had more web dev work
49:00 <Blitzkrieg> Oh is it boiv o'clock? 
50:00 <Doodle> re00www
50:00 <Doodle> call me, call me now
50:00 <Loof> lol
50:00 <flammable> 'web dev' haha
50:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
50:00 <Blitzkrieg> Boob *
50:00 <flammable> Notepad
50:00 <flammable> And Ms paint
50:00 <anotherirc3r> i once got told i would be on Today Tonight because there was a conspiracy between our Department and the council
50:00 <anotherirc3r> that was an interesting phonecall
51:00 <Loof> oh yeah i remember you saying people actually ring up centerlink becaue they're too cheap to call sex lines
51:00 <Blitzkrieg> Flammable, you mean copied and pasted off Google 
51:00 <Loof> and sit there heavy breathing
51:00 <flammable> Yeah that
51:00 <anotherirc3r> rofl
51:00 <Loof> lol that is so funny
51:00 <flammable> 'free website templates'
51:00 <Doodle> 'free porn'
51:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <Doodle> yeah right
53:00 <Serenity> zzzzz
53:00 <Loof> do you smoke cigs Doodle?
53:00 <Doodle> nah
53:00 <Loof> good man
53:00 <Doodle> used to
53:00 <Doodle> long time ago
53:00 <Loof> ah
53:00 <flammable> Hes not a huge dero
53:00 <Doodle> i am
53:00 <Doodle> really
53:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
54:00 <anotherirc3r> no, you're not
54:00 <Doodle> i still smoke meth tho
54:00 <Doodle> and heroin and anything else i can get
54:00 <Doodle> tyres
54:00 <Doodle> old newspapers
55:00 <Loof> lol
55:00 <ShadowLurker> cat poops
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
55:00 <Doodle> not cock tho cos Blitzkrieg has smoked them all
55:00 <TheRon> he smokes cock
55:00 <Clarkson> the big cunt out of the nissan titan
55:00 <TheRon> :)
55:00 <Serenity> banana skons
55:00 <Loof> i tried dried banan skins once
55:00 <Doodle> lol
55:00 <Serenity> skins..
55:00 <Loof> didn't do shit
55:00 <Serenity> woah
55:00 <Blitzkrieg> Good match for Loof
55:00 <Serenity> rofl
56:00 <Loof> http://www.lycaeum.org/~sputnik/Humor/banadine.html
56:00 <Loof> ^ it'slies
57:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Terence Trent D'Arby - Do You Love Me Like You Say.mp3 (12.62MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 5:30)
57:00 <Serenity> drip
57:00 <Doodle> sandbags
59:00 <flammable> I was thinking of becoming a lower class bogan. Loof, got any tips?
59:00 <Doodle> blonde ones?
02:00 <katatonic_kate01> someone go to work for me?
03:00 <Doodle> ok
03:00 <TheRon> work it bitch
03:00 <ShadowLurker> Take a deep breath for me
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> :P
03:00 <ShadowLurker> Feel your throat filling up with blood,
03:00 <ShadowLurker> Choking while you're trying to breathe, put that on my crimson love
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> pics doodle!
04:00 <Doodle> heheee
04:00 <Doodle> mental image
04:00 <ShadowLurker> i bet hes got a nice booty
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe just suit pics with your cock out?
04:00 <Clarkson> ill buy shit
04:00 <Doodle> rofl
04:00 <Serenity> this show is fucking bent
04:00 <Doodle> filth
04:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
04:00 <ShadowLurker> i bet he looks good in white boylegs
04:00 <Serenity> wet hot american summer
04:00 <Doodle> :/
04:00 <Doodle> i have white boylegs
05:00 <Doodle> i was born with them
05:00 <ShadowLurker> well
05:00 <ShadowLurker> pics
05:00 <Doodle> never!
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> naked
05:00 <Doodle> they have a hair tan now
05:00 <flammable> Send me that
05:00 <ShadowLurker> oh fuck off
05:00 <Doodle> what
05:00 <flammable> The suit pic thing katatonic_kate01suggested
05:00 <Serenity> lol
05:00 <Doodle> lmao no!
05:00 <ShadowLurker> i dunno
05:00 <ShadowLurker> i was channeling my inner Doodle
05:00 <katatonic_kate01> YASSSSSS
05:00 <flammable> Yes do it
05:00 <Doodle> mainly because i cbf putting my suit back on
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> where is the love!
06:00 <flammable> katatonic_kate01 will show boobs in return
06:00 <Doodle> in my pance
06:00 <Doodle> she will not
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> will i just flammable
06:00 <flammable> Yes you will ;)
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> get out your boobs
06:00 <flammable> I already have
06:00 <Serenity> kates a boob hold out
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> totes
06:00 <Doodle> thats funny
06:00 <Doodle> i'm a boob holder
06:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
06:00 <ShadowLurker> boob holdout
06:00 <Serenity> boob stooge
06:00 <ShadowLurker> hmm
07:00 <flammable> I hold Serenity's boobs
07:00 <Clarkson> last beer fuck it
07:00 <ShadowLurker> that means kate has a dick
07:00 <Doodle> hot
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> maybe!
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> wanna touch it
07:00 <Doodle> yes
07:00 <ShadowLurker> sure
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> hawt
07:00 <Doodle> shut up
07:00 <Doodle> i was first
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> LOL
07:00 <Serenity> i think i hurt my wrist..
07:00 <ShadowLurker> bullshit im first
07:00 <Doodle> you get used to it sezz
07:00 <katatonic_kate01> come on now… plenty of cock to go around boys
07:00 <Doodle> just work through it
07:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
07:00 <Serenity> ahahah
08:00 <ShadowLurker> sezz isnt a seasoned wanker yet
08:00 <Doodle> i broke my wrist twice and that never stopped me
08:00 <katatonic_kate01> well… I'm going to work… i shall chat to you bitches later 
08:00 <Serenity> no :(
08:00 <Doodle> and my elbow
08:00 <Doodle> and my back
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <ShadowLurker> once you hit that wrist limit you find other creative ways to finish the job
09:00 <Serenity> i need watermelon and lemon juice. asap
09:00 <StrykerX> Such as couch cushions ;D
09:00 <Serenity> wow.
09:00 <Doodle> oh god
09:00 <Serenity> plz
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <Doodle> my couch isnt sexy enough
09:00 <Clarkson> i wish i was a gay man
09:00 <Doodle> me too Clarkson
09:00 <Clarkson> I'd get Authentic, however MLB Authentic shit is way too overpriced
09:00 <Doodle> me too
09:00 <Serenity> oh.
10:00 <Doodle> then i could take you roughly in the toilets
10:00 <Serenity> god damn
10:00 <Serenity> alarms going off..
10:00 <Serenity> spose i better make a move
10:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Young MC - Bust A Move.mp3 (4.07MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:26)
10:00 <Doodle> bai2u o/
11:00 <Doodle> i should go and do stuff to things also
13:00 <anotherirc3r> wb Loof
14:00 <Loof> ty :)
14:00 <anotherirc3r> welcome :)
32:00 <TheRon> how about them knicks?
37:00 <Serenity> woah i think i just saw bruce Jenner
37:00 <TheRon> he a bloke again?
43:00 <Serenity> no idea 
43:00 <Serenity> but this dude that just walked by looked like his twin
55:00 <TheRon> alright, who's this muppet
56:00 <Osskkaar> Mr Teabag.
56:00 <TheRon> mr lipton?
56:00 <TheRon> does he stick his dick in people's beers??
56:00 <Clarkson> classy_biatchhh get ya tits out
59:00 <TheRon> tits out for the boys!
59:00 <Clarkson> put cunts like us in there
12:00 <TheRon> billy joel - leave a tender moment alone
13:00 <StrykerX> TheRon: Breasts!
13:00 <TheRon> where?
13:00 <anotherirc3r> good song
13:00 <StrykerX> TheRon: On my screen!
13:00 <anotherirc3r> you wish
13:00 <StrykerX> Oh they are:D
13:00 <StrykerX> Fapfapfap
14:00 <TheRon> rather have breasts in my hands
14:00 <Clarkson> Maurice, you're a total fucking fag
14:00 <StrykerX> Me too TheRon
15:00 <anotherirc3r> k enjoy your screen m8
15:00 <StrykerX> Oh I am :D
16:00 <TheRon> billy joel - keeping the faith
19:00 <Doodle> beep
19:00 <TheRon> honk honk
19:00 <Serenity> feeb
20:00 <Doodle> feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb
20:00 <Doodle> one boiled egg
20:00 <Doodle> i might watch that later
20:00 <Doodle> between pornos
21:00 <Doodle> mm
21:00 <Doodle> pornos
22:00 <TheRon> you just discover the internet like quagmire?
22:00 <Doodle> haha no both my arms are the same size
22:00 <TheRon> excellent
23:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Bloodhound Gang - Yummy Down on This.mp3 (8.73MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:32)
24:00 <Serenity> lol @ korax - Dying of aids is now the second worst thing to happen to Freddie.
25:00 <Serenity> after watching the kanye west cover of bohramian rhapsody
25:00 <Serenity> bohemian.
26:00 <TheRon> only the good die young
30:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Quad City DJs - Come On and Ride It (the Train).mp3 (6.89MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 7:31)
33:00 <TheRon> billy joel - an innocent man
45:00 <amsy> dilmah
47:00 <Skirmish> I could go a cup of tea. 
49:00 <TheRon> i'm in a new york state of mind
50:00 <StrykerX> Sup Skirmish
50:00 <TheRon> StrykerX: likes breasts
50:00 <StrykerX> I do.
51:00 <StrykerX> Very much so.
51:00 <TheRon> nothing they can't do
51:00 <Skirmish> Everybody likes breasts
51:00 <Clarkson> once i had 7 trips and saw shit for 1 1/2 days
52:00 <StrykerX> Clarkson is quoting Pieter again :/
52:00 <Clarkson> would you like some making fuck apoptygma BERSERRRRKERRRR?
53:00 <StrykerX> Clerks!
01:00 <B1{MIA}> this galaxy S6 isn't as bad as I thought it might be 
02:00 <Skirmish> You bought it thinking it would be bad? 
02:00 <TheRon> i watched south park last night
02:00 <TheRon> it was the human centipad episode
03:00 <B1{MIA}> I didn't expect some of the nifty features
03:00 <B1{MIA}> and still going strong on battery since 4pm yesterday
04:00 <anotherirc3r> hai B1
04:00 <faux> That usually happens when no one calls
05:00 <B1{MIA}> hai anotherirc3r
06:00 <B1{MIA}> as for no-one calling do you know how much even o/s texts eat your battery? Well, they did on the old one and I text os for hours daily
06:00 <faux> what
07:00 <faux> Os as in overseas?
07:00 <faux> How does drain more battery than normal texts
08:00 <faux> Ok
09:00 <faux> Lmao
09:00 <faux> Good idea
09:00 <TheRon> BREASTS!!
09:00 <faux> pics
11:00 <B1{MIA}> I ask the same question but it used to *shrugs*
12:00 <faux> Can someone give loof attention 
12:00 <TheRon> can somebody find loof somebody to love
12:00 <StrykerX> He's fighting with his wife.. She unplugs the modem, he plugs it back in
13:00 <Skirmish> lol you're a bully StrykerX. 
13:00 <StrykerX> Or just honest
13:00 <StrykerX> Either way
14:00 <ooomp> lol
14:00 <anotherirc3r> like you can talk Skirmish
15:00 <faux> When anotherircer farts, kilos of cum flies out... impregnating surrounding women 
15:00 <faux> Lmao just grossed myself out.  Such a loof thing to aay
15:00 <faux> Say*
16:00 <ooomp> faux :o
16:00 <ooomp> Just no.
16:00 <faux> lmaooo
16:00 <faux> I apologise ooomp
16:00 <anotherirc3r> you are gross
16:00 <faux> That was quite horrid
16:00 <faux> But I'm guessing not to far from the truth 
16:00 <ooomp> Some things can't be unseen
16:00 <faux> too*
16:00 <faux> loooll
16:00 <ooomp> Imagination included
16:00 <ooomp> :s
17:00 <ooomp> http://i.imgur.com/1SHYQHZ.jpg
18:00 <faux> Cute
18:00 <TheRon> captian jack will get you high tonight and take you to your special island
18:00 <faux> holy guacamole it's freezing 
19:00 <Skirmish> I'm just about to flip my table and cancel this wedding. Giving me the shits. 
19:00 <ooomp> Probably better you do Skirmish. Divorce will cost you heavily
20:00 <ooomp> if it came to rbag
20:00 <TheRon> elope
20:00 <ooomp> That*
20:00 <B1{MIA}> has anyone tried Stan yet? seems a decent propostion for what it claims
20:00 <Skirmish> No it won't. I won't be getting divorced. I have already told her that this is till death to us part. I will bury her under the clothes line if she decides to change her mind later down the track. 
21:00 <ooomp> Are you happy with us recording that and providing it to the police?
21:00 <ooomp> Poor lady :/
21:00 <Skirmish> Absolutely. 
21:00 <TheRon> i've been watching too much law and order lately
22:00 <Skirmish> Do you think you have a right to free speech TheRon? That is usually an indicator that you have watched far too much american crime tv. 
22:00 <TheRon> qualified free speach yes
22:00 <ooomp> They need a Law & Order: Melbourne
23:00 <Skirmish> No, there is no free speech in Australia unless you belong to 1 of 2 groups. 
23:00 <TheRon> law and order : special weed unit
23:00 <StrykerX> Featuring Pieter, Loof and TiSK
24:00 <B1{MIA}> law and order : special needs unit more like
24:00 <ooomp> Isn't that law and order: crack
25:00 <TheRon> law and order, always seems to be hubby's off thier wives
25:00 <TheRon> offing
27:00 <TheRon> she hides like a child but she's always a woman to me
29:00 <Skirmish> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1619961524938572&set=p.1619961524938572&type=1&theater      <----- Anyone want to buy a tv?
29:00 <faux> The Tasteless Gentlemen 
30:00 <faux> Lol 
30:00 <faux> Turns on first time
30:00 <faux> That's a good start
30:00 <Skirmish> lol
30:00 <Skirmish> I need ugg boots I have lost sensation in my feet. 
30:00 <TheRon> tell her about it, tell her everything you feel
31:00 <anotherirc3r> Billy Joel TheRon!
31:00 <anotherirc3r> good stuff
32:00 <Skirmish> Is it rude to make people pay for their own drinks at a wedding? I'm feeding the cunts so surely they could get their own drinks. 
33:00 <TheRon> half pay for drinks?
33:00 <StrykerX> Just set a low cap.
33:00 <StrykerX> Tell them they pay over it.
34:00 <ooomp> Soft drink, one bottle of wine per table. The rest they buy
34:00 <B1{MIA}> no it's not
34:00 <TheRon> tits out = free drinks
34:00 <B1{MIA}> the food will set you back enough
34:00 <B1{MIA}> they want alcohol as well they can BYO
35:00 <B1{MIA}> fuck 'em
35:00 <amsy> lol
35:00 <amsy> tight 
36:00 <TheRon> at weddings i'm loaded before the ceremony
36:00 <amsy> fuck em for taking time out of their lives to support you and bringing gifts on top of that
37:00 <B1{MIA}> honestly, it's not a bad idea ... most relatives drunk usually ends up in disaster
38:00 <TheRon> i wanna ban the nutbush at weddings
38:00 <B1{MIA}> and people always drink more when it's free
39:00 <B1{MIA}> I like ooomp's idea too
40:00 <B1{MIA}> even I drink when it's free
41:00 <TheRon> imagine if the weed was free
41:00 <B1{MIA}> was rather messy thanks to free drinks all night on Sat
41:00 <faux> looll
41:00 <B1{MIA}> oh that was free on Sat too
41:00 <faux> That is so tight 
41:00 <amsy> a bottle of wine per table
41:00 <amsy> every one gets an eighth of a glass
41:00 <B1{MIA}> the Eastern is like 10 mins away from Me TheRon
41:00 <faux> I guess I'm used to leb weddings where every table has 39373 bottles of wine and jacks plus unlimited soft drinks 
41:00 <amsy> party!!!!
41:00 <faux> Lmao amsy
41:00 <ooomp> Not everyone drinks wine amsy
42:00 <ooomp> As shocking as that is
42:00 <TheRon> classy establishment
42:00 <B1{MIA}> took like 45 mins to walk home
42:00 <B1{MIA}> the eastern is awesome these days
42:00 <B1{MIA}> hard to believe but true
42:00 <TheRon> tits out?
42:00 <B1{MIA}> that's long gone
42:00 <TheRon> damn!
43:00 <B1{MIA}> it's a band venue now
43:00 <amsy> yeah i drink maybe twice a year ooomp so while i could happily let everyone else drink it
43:00 <faux> BYO chicken
43:00 <amsy> its still tight
43:00 <faux> BYO utensils
43:00 <StrykerX> BYO table
43:00 <ooomp> Would you rather good food or unlimited booze?
43:00 <B1{MIA}> ^
43:00 <amsy> both
43:00 <faux> mum was once invited to a bbq where they rang up and said can u bring your bbq ours isn't working so well
43:00 <faux> M.
43:00 <faux> ..
43:00 <TheRon> B1{MIA}: do they play shit i'd like?
43:00 <Clarkson> black cock loving cunt
43:00 <ooomp> Can't have both
44:00 <ooomp> Maybe we need to crowd fund Skirmish's wedding
44:00 <B1{MIA}> doubt you'd of liked one ban on sat
44:00 <faux> So mum and hubby took their bbq and cooking utensils and a bag of alcohol and the food.. I'm like wtf why don't u just fucking have it here 
44:00 <faux> stupid tight cunts 
44:00 <Clarkson> if i wanted to fuck someone with short hair i would fuck dudes ffs
44:00 <B1{MIA}> except Tsugnarly
44:00 <TheRon> neil diamond tribute band?
45:00 <amsy> id cut back on rose petal cannons and concentrate more on food and drinks
45:00 <faux> Lmfao
45:00 <B1{MIA}> Tsugnarly have that 90s grunge thing going on 
45:00 <ooomp> Do any venues do dry ice anymore lol
45:00 <faux> BYO rose petals
45:00 <ooomp> Staple wog thing having been to a few over the years
45:00 <amsy> hahaha
45:00 <ooomp> That and 500+ guests
46:00 <B1{MIA}> dry ice is a fave for band venues sometimes
46:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have a beer
46:00 <B1{MIA}> when I saw The Church I could taste the shit for a day almost
46:00 <Clarkson> suck my dick whore.
47:00 <ooomp> There was/is? a reception in Melbourne that has a lift that comes out from the dance floor. Combined with dry ice, the whole thing was just.wow.tacky
47:00 <ooomp> An experience
47:00 <amsy> lol 
47:00 <TheRon> my cousin got married at the melb zoo
47:00 <amsy> can you imagine
47:00 <TheRon> that was a night
47:00 <amsy> that would have been nice
48:00 <amsy> and fun to attend
48:00 <TheRon> made plans to steal a meerkat
48:00 <ooomp> It was interesting amsy
49:00 <amsy> TheRon for stealing animals i think the penguins at phillip island would be easiest
49:00 <TheRon> i'd want spandau ballet or something to play at my wedding
49:00 <amsy> its way too tempting :/
51:00 <faux> Can u not
51:00 <faux> lolll
51:00 <anotherirc3r> your wedding would have good music TheRon
51:00 <Serenity> vom
52:00 <TheRon> huey lewis as my after the ceremony somg
53:00 <TheRon> closer by nine inch nails as we leave the reception
53:00 <amsy> lollll
54:00 <TheRon> too subtle?
54:00 <simba> do you like huey lewis and the news?
54:00 <TheRon> yes!
55:00 <TheRon> how casn you not?
55:00 <amsy> their early work was a little to new wave for my tastes
55:00 <simba> i dont think jared leto is a fan n e more
56:00 <TheRon> who?
56:00 <simba> paul allen
56:00 <TheRon> nope
56:00 <amsy> lol
56:00 <simba> christian bale
56:00 <TheRon> batman
56:00 <amsy> who?
57:00 <simba> superman
57:00 <TheRon> one of them
57:00 <amsy> nope
57:00 <simba> clark keating is superman
57:00 <Clarkson> Too much meth makes your dick fall off
57:00 <TheRon> and a former brisbane ruckman
58:00 <simba> i got him confused with paul keating
58:00 <simba> not paul allen
58:00 <simba> who is jared leto
58:00 <simba> and not batman
58:00 <simba> who is christian bale
58:00 <TheRon> batman
58:00 <simba> bingo we won
59:00 <TheRon> chad wingard
00:00 <simba> all australian (captain)
01:00 <TheRon> jesus
01:00 <TheRon> selwood for captain
01:00 <simba> wingod 4 president
02:00 <TheRon> wingard for speaker
02:00 <Kynetic> windows 10 for supreme leader of the universe
02:00 <TheRon> ah no peg!
02:00 <simba> what OS do you run TheRon
02:00 <TheRon> whatever is on there
03:00 <TheRon> better asking what beer i drink
03:00 <faux> Lmao
03:00 <simba> do you have an all HP system
03:00 <simba> i bet you still run a 512mb 40gb hdd windows xp system like a mad cunt
03:00 <Clarkson> WiLd_TuRkeY wants my ass in the navy
03:00 <TheRon> it gets me porn
03:00 <Clarkson> fucking mega gay
04:00 <simba> how big is your monitor
04:00 <simba> i want a glimpse into your world
04:00 <B1{MIA}> TheRon, have they improved the taste of Melbourne?
04:00 <simba> measure it in beer cans
04:00 <TheRon> boag's draught
04:00 <B1{MIA}> I don't remember it tasting that decent
04:00 <TheRon> melbourne is weak vb
05:00 <Kynetic> like bud light?
05:00 <TheRon> only with alcohol
05:00 <B1{MIA}> he means taste wise
05:00 <Kynetic> lol
05:00 <TheRon> i've done the tour
06:00 <TheRon> i know what they do
06:00 <Kynetic> which tour?
06:00 <TheRon> the abbottsford brewery tour
06:00 <Kynetic> do they let dogs swim in the beer?
07:00 <TheRon> it needs more dog
07:00 <TheRon> awesome, father and son
07:00 <TheRon> cat stevens
07:00 <simba> duck hunt dog
10:00 <TheRon> billy joel - big shot
10:00 <B1{MIA}> ya had to be a big shot didn't ya?
11:00 <B1{MIA}> all your friends were so knocked out
11:00 <B1{MIA}> fuck you for putting that in my head
11:00 <TheRon> great song
11:00 <anotherirc3r> good song though
11:00 <anotherirc3r> love Billy Joel
11:00 <Kynetic> its gotta be better than "head, shoulders knees and toes"
11:00 <TheRon> bro won a kareoke prize doing that song
11:00 <Kynetic> which is currently what i have stuck in my head
12:00 <anotherirc3r> lol Kynetic
12:00 <B1{MIA}> this is my favourite kind of stuff
12:00 <B1{MIA}> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AixU9XKgXFc
12:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BATPISS - THE STORE Views: 1,952 Uploader: Deferoproductions Uploaded: Jun 16, 2015 Duration: 5m47s Rating: 5.00
13:00 <TheRon> won't be clicking that
13:00 <B1{MIA}> fuck they were good on Sat ... short set though
13:00 <Clarkson> ur cock my cunt
13:00 <TheRon> Clarkson: how you pick up sat night?
13:00 <Clarkson> if you also act like a cunt, you can be a mad cunt :)
14:00 <B1{MIA}> can I have some hate with my change? See ya tomorrow, fuck you!
15:00 <TheRon> fleetwood mac - landslide
15:00 <B1{MIA}> about a sandwich maker in Collingwood who looks like he hates the world and just seems like he wants to die
15:00 <B1{MIA}> been there and it's true ... meanest cunt I've seen
15:00 <TheRon> pieter?
16:00 <B1{MIA}> kind of near where he lives but not him
16:00 <B1{MIA}> I know where Pieter lives exactly
16:00 <TheRon> crack den
19:00 <B1{MIA}> why make a phone almost entirely glass?
19:00 <B1{MIA}> and the cheapest cover I've seen is $65
19:00 <B1{MIA}> fucking Korean cunts
19:00 <Clarkson> even big brother conestants find a way to wank
22:00 <Skirmish> lol amsy the rose petal cannons were a must. Getting everyone wasted isn't. 
23:00 <Skirmish> Can you take that phone back B1? You seem to be very unhappy with it. 
24:00 <simba> u can research purchases on cnet before u make them
24:00 <B1{MIA}> 30 days I have up to
24:00 <simba> this will avoid any whining later
24:00 <B1{MIA}> I like it 
24:00 <Skirmish> Why are you complaining about it being all glass then? I am confused. 
25:00 <B1{MIA}> just will take me a while to get used to having something I have to treat like a newborn
25:00 <B1{MIA}> I tend to be clumsy
25:00 <Skirmish> You should take it back then and buy a more appropriate phone. Seems silly to buy a glass phone and then admit you're clumsy. It's going to end in tears. 
26:00 <B1{MIA}> yeah, they've taken the iphone approach a bit too far
27:00 <B1{MIA}> I'll be right ... just will make me aware of what I am doing a bit better
27:00 <Skirmish> Take a look at Otterbox cases. 
27:00 <B1{MIA}> I am pleasantly surprised in certain ways
27:00 <Skirmish> They have heavy duty cases to protect phones for people that are likely to drop/bump them.
28:00 <B1{MIA}> was gonna get a HTC M9 instead until I found out it doesn't have a removeable battery either
28:00 <simba> i dropped my new phone flat on tiles within 1 week, good thing i got a budget motorola
28:00 <B1{MIA}> and that amoled glass in HD? it's gorgeous to watch vids and stuff on
29:00 <B1{MIA}> and loud ... really fucking loud
29:00 <B1{MIA}> give it time to wear in and I bet it's not this good
29:00 <simba> now u can watch movies and host parties just with ur phone
29:00 <B1{MIA}> the camera is amazing too
30:00 <B1{MIA}> either way, 30 days to take it back or I'm stuck for 2yrs with it
30:00 <B1{MIA}> yay for plans 
30:00 <B1{MIA}> not
30:00 <simba> take it back and buy a moto g and youll have a good phone and 700 bucks spare
31:00 <B1{MIA}> I wanted a specific plan and a phone that would last the entire plan without too much bitching
32:00 <B1{MIA}> I just need to learn the tricks with a vid or two I I think
32:00 <B1{MIA}> the fingerprint lock thing works awesome
32:00 <B1{MIA}> good security idea that one
32:00 <Doodle> boobies
33:00 <B1{MIA}> in HD are good
33:00 <Doodle> irl ones r better
33:00 <simba> cant beat boobies on an AMOLED screen
33:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <dematerialised> sup niggers
33:00 <Doodle> irled
33:00 <B1{MIA}> just ask the taxi driver I got before
34:00 <simba> ok ill ask him
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <B1{MIA}> he had like 38Ds I reckon
34:00 <Doodle> olawd
34:00 <simba> thought you were gonna say you showed him porn on your phone
34:00 <simba> and he could confirm how good it looked
34:00 <B1{MIA}> Oh, another reason for him to sit there for half an hour outside my house and talk to me?
34:00 <B1{MIA}> no thank you
35:00 <simba> did he stink?
35:00 <B1{MIA}> one of those drivers that after he gets you a few times he thinks you're his best friend
35:00 <B1{MIA}> surprisingly no
36:00 <simba> i think their stench correlates to how long theyve been a cabbie
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <B1{MIA}> he just insists on yapping and I mean yapping to the point he drops me off and takes me 15 plus mins to get out of the cab
36:00 <Doodle> i hate chatty cabbies
36:00 <B1{MIA}> our drives smell ok here actually
36:00 <Doodle> actually i hate chatty people 
36:00 <B1{MIA}> except 2
37:00 <Doodle> was it a maxi taxi
37:00 <B1{MIA}> lucky you never go out much then ... I am one of those that talks at people to see what happens
37:00 <Doodle> i go out heaps lol
37:00 <Doodle> why do you think i sit here all day
37:00 <B1{MIA}> the smelly one does usually have a maxi cab
38:00 <B1{MIA}> I mean to places I might go
38:00 <B1{MIA}> lol
38:00 <Doodle> oh
38:00 <Doodle> i might go to the same places
38:00 <Doodle> just at different times
38:00 <B1{MIA}> for all I know I've cornered you already 
38:00 <B1{MIA}> could of down Coles when I lived down that way
39:00 <Doodle> hha
39:00 <Doodle> i cant remember the last time i went in there
39:00 <B1{MIA}> I do it for reactions and sometimes it comes out bad
39:00 <B1{MIA}> as they will not shut up
40:00 <B1{MIA}> made some new friends at the Eastern on Sat but don't ask me if they enjoyed any of it 
40:00 <B1{MIA}> imagine me drunk and in a stirring mood
40:00 <Doodle> were there tits
40:00 <Clarkson> holy mother fucking wow shut whooaaahh wtf
40:00 <B1{MIA}> I was having a great time ... somehow took me 45 mins to get home though and it's a 10 min walk
41:00 <B1{MIA}> the eastern is a band venue now
41:00 <Doodle> oh poo
41:00 <B1{MIA}> has been for about 2 yrs
41:00 <B1{MIA}> good little place actually
41:00 <B1{MIA}> good clientelle, friendly staff
42:00 <B1{MIA}> they just didn't appreciate the headliners
42:00 <B1{MIA}> and were all there for Tsugnarly
42:00 <B1{MIA}> a local grunge band that I must say do their stuff pretty well
42:00 <B1{MIA}> was surprised at how good they were
43:00 <Serenity> you talk a lot hey hahah
43:00 <B1{MIA}> no shit
44:00 <B1{MIA}> only just noticed?
44:00 <B1{MIA}> lol
44:00 <Serenity> you haven't been around much
44:00 <Serenity> i forgot
44:00 <B1{MIA}> I think B1 is back after that lull
44:00 <B1{MIA}> yeah well I've had a pretty shit time
44:00 <Serenity> no good
44:00 <B1{MIA}> no need to of made it worse I thought
45:00 <Serenity> this place is certainly no place to be if shits bad
45:00 <Clarkson> that whores shit
45:00 <B1{MIA}> yay for manic episodes followed by massive lows
45:00 <Serenity> gay
45:00 <Serenity> brb getting dressed
46:00 <Doodle> aw
46:00 <Doodle> take pics
47:00 <B1{MIA}> did you know the legal decibel limit for an exhaust is 90db?
47:00 <B1{MIA}> the same as a hair dryer?
48:00 <Doodle> yep
48:00 <B1{MIA}> must be a lot of fining happening in Coles carpark in the city then
48:00 <B1{MIA}> I never knew that
48:00 <Doodle> unless you're a cop in which case no i had no idea
48:00 <B1{MIA}> the telly just told me
48:00 <Doodle> :)
48:00 <ooomp> So I'm typing /me cuddles and my phone auto predicts Doodle as the only option lol
48:00 <Doodle> :D
49:00 <Doodle> thats cos i am great
49:00 <ooomp> Or I just don't cuddle others
49:00 <ooomp> Either way, hai o/
49:00 <Doodle> hai \o
49:00 <Doodle> hows it hanging
49:00 <ooomp> Low
49:00 <Doodle> oh
49:00 <Doodle> *deeper voice*
49:00 <B1{MIA}> oh that's another thing ... this phone actually isn't shit for browsing ... good for long shit times and chat rooms you forget to say brb in 
50:00 <ooomp> Much better
50:00 <B1{MIA}> I think I need 4 bacon rolls
50:00 <Doodle> eehehhe
50:00 <B1{MIA}> that's only $18
50:00 <Doodle> i need 4 blowjobs
50:00 <B1{MIA}> havent eaten in 2 days 
51:00 <B1{MIA}> that all?
51:00 <Doodle> yeah i'm not greedy
51:00 <B1{MIA}> I need about 20 of those
51:00 <Serenity> my stereo half way is 117db so they wont be able tk hear the exhaust anyway
51:00 <Doodle> lol sezz
51:00 <B1{MIA}> wendouree west here I come
51:00 <Serenity> :>
51:00 <Doodle> mine is apprently legal but i know full well it isnt
51:00 <B1{MIA}> $20 should get me 20 blowies
52:00 <Serenity> mines as quiet as a mouse
52:00 <Serenity> it sucks
52:00 <Doodle> just take the resonator off
52:00 <Doodle> ad the cats
52:00 <Doodle> n
52:00 <Doodle> and the muffler
52:00 <Doodle> :D
53:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDmdbXjT34w
53:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: XR6 exhaust straight pipe Views: 4,985 Uploader: stoogejak10 Uploaded: Feb 2, 2011 Duration: 0m39s Rating: 3.75
53:00 <Doodle> there
54:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpV7TcQaLbM
54:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BA XR6 non-turbo dropped exhaust Views: 22,216 Uploader: oz Dimitris Uploaded: Feb 5, 2008 Duration: 1m34s Rating: 4.76
54:00 <Doodle> better
54:00 <Doodle> paulie and 23 seconds with a cutting wheel
56:00 <Serenity> ummm i just had a chicken wing in a bowl testing if they were ready. it was so i ate it obv.. bones in the bowl. turbo just came up.. picked it up with his hand... put it in his mouth n took off...
56:00 <Serenity> cunt.
57:00 <Doodle> loool
58:00 <Serenity> omgg rob i want ruby to sound like that lol
58:00 <Doodle> haha
58:00 <Doodle> doit
58:00 <Serenity> then people will know im annoyed when i get mad and race past them
58:00 <Skirmish> You would need to straight pipe it out the back! 
58:00 <Skirmish> Sitting at lights with no exhaust behind the cat would mean fumes are coming up into the cabin. You'd get very sleepy. 
59:00 <Skirmish> It does sound good though in the video. 
59:00 <Doodle> yeah obv
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Serenity> lol duh
59:00 <Doodle> and get used to cleaning soot off your rear bumper
59:00 <Serenity> pauls old.car was fucking dangerous with fumes rofl
59:00 <Serenity> with its classic ford bawwwwww tone
00:00 <Doodle> yeah i had straight pipes on my 180sx and my rx7
00:00 <Doodle> smelly
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <Doodle> but much shorter cars
00:00 <TheRiddler> is that the 1 that was cut in half?
00:00 <Skirmish> You could do what I did to my magna. Get a large screw driver and a hammer and knock the guts out of your cat. (car exhaust cat, I do not condone violence against animals). 
00:00 <Serenity> no that was a sigma
00:00 <TheRiddler> oh
00:00 <Serenity> tjis was a white one i spray painted dicktation on the side of lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> why was it cut in half btw 
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
01:00 <Serenity> it was meant to be turned into a buggy
01:00 <Serenity> lost interest
01:00 <couleurs> me 2
01:00 <Serenity> someone bought it for shooting roos
01:00 <Doodle> lmao
01:00 <Serenity> motor got used for speedway
02:00 <Skirmish> I reckon after the wedding I use the wishing well money to get an exhaust for my lancer. Kay would be fine with that investment. 
02:00 <Serenity> or was that the cortina.. i dunno
02:00 <TheRiddler> it was a good motor? or was it used in a demo derby?
02:00 <B1{MIA}> as if
02:00 <Serenity> the engine was a great engine
02:00 <B1{MIA}> someone will steal that wishing well money
03:00 <Skirmish> Guy that used to date a friend of mine has a turbo sigma. 
03:00 <Skirmish> He's heaps proud of it. I always reminded him it was still a sigma. 
03:00 <Serenity> that thing pretty much did constant skids
03:00 <Serenity> it was a cool lil car
04:00 <Skirmish> B1: Not sure who would be on your list to invite to your wedding but nobody we've invited are thieves. 
04:00 <TheRiddler> just beggars :P
04:00 <Doodle> sezz: http://i.imgur.com/7edNSQv.jpg
04:00 <Doodle> sooty lol
04:00 <Skirmish> So long as they're not jews. 
05:00 <TheRiddler> you might attract 1 with the wishing well
06:00 <couleurs> that my excel in the background
06:00 <Serenity> haha fuck that
06:00 <Serenity> id never clean it off
06:00 <couleurs> better than the pos neon!!!!!!!!!!
06:00 <Doodle> i had to cos sops
06:00 <Doodle> er
06:00 <Doodle> cops
06:00 <Doodle> lol couleurs
06:00 <Serenity> ive already got black rubber i have to get off
07:00 <Doodle> oh
07:00 <Doodle> what from, sarah?
07:00 <Serenity> near the wheel arch.. not the back
07:00 <Doodle> :)
07:00 <Serenity> NUFFING
07:00 <Serenity> lol
07:00 <Doodle> hhehehhe
07:00 <Doodle> man i miss that car
07:00 <Serenity> there are not big black 11's coming out of my driveway ok
08:00 <Doodle> lolol
08:00 <Serenity> theres actually not anymore, fucking rain
08:00 <ShadowLurker> ill give you big black 1s up ur back alley
08:00 <Doodle> :o
08:00 <Serenity> jesus
09:00 <ShadowLurker> single peg right up the laneway
09:00 <Serenity> chickens ready
09:00 <Doodle> bok
09:00 <Serenity> tell them to hurry up
10:00 <Serenity> turbos staring me down
10:00 <Serenity> feeed meee
10:00 <Doodle> heheee
10:00 <Skirmish> Has everyone seen that Woolies are now selling Golden Gaytime ice-cream by the tub? 
11:00 <Serenity> i have i want it
11:00 <B1{MIA}> orly?
11:00 <Serenity> as in a whole one to myself
11:00 <Skirmish> Once this rasberry swirl is gone we're getting some. 
11:00 <ShadowLurker> and  a spoon
11:00 <B1{MIA}> I am just heading past one on the way for bacon rolls
11:00 <Skirmish> So in good faith I am going to get a bowl smothered in ice magic. 
11:00 <Serenity> thats some epic adulting right there
11:00 <Serenity> waiting until youve finished one first
12:00 <ShadowLurker> wat it all now
12:00 <ShadowLurker> oh whoops
12:00 <B1{MIA}> think I might get some
12:00 <ShadowLurker> eat*
14:00 <Skirmish> ShadowLurker: As tempting as that idea is, I shouldn't up-end topping into tubs of ice cream. It sets a dangerous precedent. 
14:00 <Serenity> he has to fit into his suit ok
15:00 <B1{MIA}> back soon and it won't be the first time I've had a gay time on my own
15:00 <Serenity> :>
15:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1560619_10154075940347818_2674703639144313159_n.jpg?oh=df44e2fd8fcd7eb2137161f83453c2f0&oe=5640A887&__gda__=1451473598_5afb8ded2e7c6fef12c3a465957f8b1e
15:00 <Skirmish> [20:15] <B1{MIA}> back soon and it won't be the first time I've had a gay time on my own   <--------- and won't be the last. 
16:00 <Skirmish> That's ok Serenity we're hiring suits so I can just get a bigger one if necessary. She's agreed to marry me, now it's Nutty Professor time! 
16:00 <Serenity> loll
18:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeyNlzFdjtc   <--- Me at the wedding. 
18:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: The Nutty Professor (12/12) Movie CLIP - Klump vs. Love (1996) HD Views: 301,486 Uploader: Movieclips Uploaded: May 31, 2011 Duration: 2m47s Rating: 4.65
20:00 <ooomp> Naww Loof
21:00 <couleurs> Hi Loof Nice 2 C U Nice
21:00 <couleurs> --- nobody
21:00 <Skirmish> [20:21] <couleurs> Hi Loof Nice 2 C U -- said nobody ever. 
22:00 <couleurs> agreed.
23:00 <ooomp> Never ever?
26:00 <amsy> lol
26:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mick Jagger - Ruthless People.mp3 (3.18MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:28)
26:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BinWA0EenDY
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Eiffel 65 - I'm blue (official Video) Views: 3,516,460 Uploader: lola83934 Uploaded: Jan 3, 2012 Duration: 3m37s Rating: 4.74
27:00 <simba> new jam
27:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me?
27:00 <simba> smash bros?
27:00 <couleurs> Hell Yes
27:00 <couleurs> wait, no
27:00 <simba> im sheikl
27:00 <simba> what
27:00 <couleurs> i don't have a nintendo
27:00 <simba> oh get 1 tomorrow
27:00 <couleurs> i guess you could say i have a nonetendo roflmao xD
27:00 <simba> lol ----- nice
28:00 <couleurs> which 1
29:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Eagles Of Death Metal - I Only Want You.mp3 (3.84MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:11)
31:00 <simba> have u heard this sick dubstep uk shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM
31:00 <Clarkson> he's actually somewhat attractive in a non gay kinda way
31:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Bomfunk MC's - Freestyler (Official Video) Views: 20,271,949 Uploader: BomfunkMCsVEVO Uploaded: Mar 31, 2011 Duration: 4m53s Rating: 4.89
31:00 <couleurs> rok da mic row phone
32:00 <couleurs> #playstationcontroller
32:00 <simba> did that psx controller ever play fifa
32:00 <simba> fifa 96
32:00 <couleurs> hale yeas
32:00 <couleurs> they cut the cord off it
32:00 <couleurs> predicted the future
32:00 <couleurs> !!!
32:00 <couleurs> illuminati confirm
33:00 <simba> Wow. Might be something in that.
33:00 <couleurs> 666999
33:00 <couleurs> 7/11 was slurpee job
34:00 <couleurs> Hi MsJellybean is their a MrJellybean ;)
35:00 <MsJellybean> Hi :)
37:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/jHNG2.jpg
38:00 <couleurs> that's a lot of vaseline 
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/mz7GW.jpg
40:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/CgP7a.jpg
40:00 <simba> gross
46:00 <couleurs> agreed.
48:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/NiCpuZV
50:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/Xtkci.jpg it's paulie n sezz :p
54:00 <Picard> evening
56:00 <Zade> hello Picard
58:00 <couleurs> simba: http://i.imgur.com/AbFrkN1.gifv
58:00 <simba> benteke
59:00 <Osskkaarr> Hello to allll my friends :)
59:00 <faux>  Lmao
59:00 <StrykerX> lolol
00:00 <couleurs> ya i saw his strike, it was mega volley
00:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/J73rG.jpg lol must be her first time
01:00 <ashleighxtrinity> expected porn
01:00 <ashleighxtrinity> was disappointed
01:00 <TheRiddler> oh sry
01:00 <couleurs> simba: http://streamable.com/s1wn
01:00 <simba> benteke
01:00 <couleurs> it was mega volley
01:00 <faux> Hello to allll my friends :)
01:00 <simba> in HD
01:00 <TheRiddler> the porn was the first 4 images
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <simba> whos the first guy
01:00 <Osskkaar> Your ban is dog shit simba :)
01:00 <Osskkaar> -ChanOP- 1 Osskkaarr!*@* 100 Never [ID]
01:00 <Osskkaar> loooollllllllllllllllllllllllll
01:00 <ashleighxtrinity> nice goal
02:00 <couleurs> kaka our favourite player of all time
02:00 <simba> oh ok how do i do a better 1
02:00 <Osskkaar> `delme simba
02:00 <TheRiddler> Osskkaar likes dog shit
02:00 <faux> Hello to allll my friends :)
03:00 <amsy> Hello Friend :)
03:00 <simbas_bans_are_dogshit> Ban a nick that isn't registered?
03:00 <simbas_bans_are_dogshit> loooollllllllllllllllllllllllll
03:00 <couleurs> kaka play 4 orlando blooms now or something idk some american thing #nissan_danger_kick_zone
03:00 <simbas_bans_are_dogshit> Hi amsy friend :)
03:00 <faux> hi bb
03:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/mWupY.jpg here you go ashleighxtrinity
03:00 <muppet> try banning *!*@457a21a8.bl?ming.n?rdh?cks.n?t
03:00 <ashleighxtrinity> thanks! :)
03:00 <simbas_bans_are_dogshit> lol
03:00 <couleurs> Hi Amsy :) 
03:00 <simbas_bans_are_dogshit> bit late for that
03:00 <muppet> just for the creativity factor
03:00 <simbas_bans_are_dogshit> Already made fun of him.
04:00 <faux> Pls stfu
04:00 <amsy> hi cuties
04:00 <ashleighxtrinity> hai amsy
04:00 <amsy> hi ashleighxtrinity
04:00 <couleurs> Hi Amsy :) 
04:00 <TheRiddler> https://i.imgur.com/3V5Tu.jpg
05:00 <amsy> couleurs: Hi Hon
05:00 <TheRiddler> hai amsy
06:00 <amsy> hey ashy
06:00 <TheRiddler> thank you cum again
06:00 <Clarkson> u have more than one cock in ur bed then
06:00 <amsy> lol
06:00 <muppet> you are fucked if you need to use the brasco at thier party
06:00 <Dugnuts> woah, they made the controls huge on youtube
07:00 <TheRiddler> they updated to html5
09:00 <couleurs> my controls are huge ;)
09:00 <couleurs> -- Student
10:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <simba> hes the sf master
11:00 <simba_eats_dogshit> Hello to alllllll my friends :)
12:00 <TheRiddler> http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lazv364Wzy1qzxegjo1_400.jpg LOL
12:00 <b-queen> gosh he was jus sayin hi to all his friends
12:00 <simba> i do NOT eat dog shit.........
12:00 <simba> dont believe it..........
13:00 <TheRiddler> just cum :p
13:00 <Clarkson> pitch this shit bitch
13:00 <amsy> Seahorse Cum
13:00 <simba_eats_dogshit> Hello to alllllll my friends :)
13:00 <TheRiddler> what friends?
13:00 <Doodle> lol clamentine
14:00 <simba> thats my thing!!!
14:00 <TheRiddler> http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lazv364Wzy1qzxegjo1_400.jpg
14:00 <TheRiddler> oops
14:00 <ShadowLurker> someones mad
15:00 <TheRiddler> http://imageshack.com/e/p5aMES7Yj
15:00 <simba> is it me
15:00 <simba_eats_dogshit> Hello to alllllll my friends :)
15:00 <couleurs> u no u suk when everybodey h8s u onelined
16:00 <simba> he is like slime u keep putting grates up but slime seems thru
16:00 <simba> seeps
16:00 <faux> ok
16:00 <simba> wow shes mad LOL
16:00 <simba> rage quit
16:00 <nate> simba making friends!
16:00 <simba> ---- ShadowLurker
16:00 <Picard> whats happened simba, last week you were lovers
16:00 <TheRiddler> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgUFNNkCcAAChRb.jpg
16:00 <nate> hi der Picard lookin good;D
17:00 <Picard> nate babe, how are you
17:00 <anotherirc3r> hai Picard
17:00 <StrykerX> Picard hullo
17:00 <nate> greaaat
17:00 <Picard> StrykerX hello
17:00 <StrykerX> How's it going son?
17:00 <Picard> fine thanks dad
18:00 <StrykerX> Alright, this feels fucked up already
18:00 <anotherirc3r> jerk Picard
18:00 <anotherirc3r> where's my hi?
18:00 <Picard> yes it does lol
18:00 <Picard> anotherirc3r hi
18:00 <anotherirc3r> thank you
19:00 <Picard> dont stress, there is enough cock for you
19:00 <anotherirc3r> don't be an arsehole m8
19:00 <B1{MIA}> pigtard must be here to protest I'm eating bacon rolls
19:00 <Picard> asshole?
19:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL @ theres enough cock for her
19:00 <Clarkson> and it's also a fucking anchor
19:00 <ShadowLurker> i bet theres not
20:00 <Picard> lol ShadowLurker
20:00 <anotherirc3r> there is for you though huh ShadowLurker?
20:00 <Serenity> no cause youve chewed it all up
20:00 <simba> kavita and ashleighxtrinity rage quit lol
21:00 <anotherirc3r> none left for you Serenity? jealous?
21:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
21:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
21:00 <Picard> cock eater?
21:00 <simba> lol u guys r pawning each other
21:00 <simba> good show
21:00 <ShadowLurker> anotherirc3r had more cocks than bonds undies
21:00 <Picard> Serenity is always first if im giving my cock away
21:00 <Serenity> no thanks not interested in the slimy dicks you are
21:00 <simba> oh theres more
21:00 <simba> more jokes about dicks
21:00 <Picard> u have to waut anotherirc3r
21:00 <Picard> wait*
21:00 <anotherirc3r> devastated
22:00 <Serenity> she'll so slice her self open now
22:00 <Serenity> good one
22:00 <Picard> lol
22:00 <simba> she probably sucked 10 dicks last night lol
22:00 <ShadowLurker> that was the first hour
22:00 <Picard> only 10>
22:00 <simba> LOL
22:00 <simba> and then 20 more
22:00 <simba> sot hats 30 ROFL
22:00 <simba> maths  + comedy
23:00 <Picard> thats a lot of cock
23:00 <Clarkson> on south park they had an episodes where they changed the definition of fag
23:00 <simba> wow what a rip snorter i am sending this into merrick and rosso to use on morning breakfast
23:00 <amsy> lmao
23:00 <Serenity> simba is borked
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <ShadowLurker> domt say morning breakfast shell bust out with the nurticocks
23:00 <simba> LOL
24:00 <ShadowLurker> or the weetdicks
24:00 <simba> LOL
24:00 <simba> dude u should go into stand up
24:00 <Serenity> you should stop
24:00 <amsy> ohhhh
24:00 <couleurs> lmao @ merrick and rosso
24:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <simba> i heard rosso like last week 
24:00 <simba> i couldnt believe either are alive
25:00 <simba> Serenity, this is blokes stuff alright
25:00 <couleurs> agreed.
25:00 <Serenity> yawn
25:00 <simba> mens stuff *flexes muscles, breaks beer bottle in mouth*
26:00 <fawks> eheh my friend thought they were one person named american rosso
26:00 <simba> was that ur friend whos like world class dumb
26:00 <fawks> yeah
27:00 <fawks> she put magnetic p plates on her window and wondered why they wouldnt  stay on
27:00 <fawks> wooooohhhooooowwww
27:00 <simba> why wouldnt they. didnt they want to.
27:00 <couleurs> how do magnets work? 
27:00 <fawks> stfu
27:00 <couleurs> --- internet meme xD
28:00 <ShadowLurker> ..
29:00 <fawks> r u ok ShadowLurker
29:00 <Picard> fawks 
29:00 <simba> Facebook: Good for Memesd.
29:00 <fawks> no
29:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh im fantastic
29:00 <fawks> Memesd.
29:00 <fawks> woot
31:00 <simba> wait has picard been typing
32:00 <Picard> no.
32:00 <fawks> good
33:00 <couleurs> Picard suxxx
33:00 <couleurs> and eats dog shit dinners!!!!!
33:00 <fawks> ok
34:00 <couleurs> good
34:00 <Picard> Picard is a prick
34:00 <anotherirc3r> agreed
34:00 <Picard> bald low life
34:00 <B1{MIA}> agreed
34:00 <simba> yea ban that fat dickhead
35:00 <fawks> didnt u have your tongue in his asshole earlier anotherirc3r
35:00 <B1{MIA}> I feel happy eating one of your relatives atm though
35:00 <Picard> i woudlnt go that far
35:00 <ShadowLurker> yes fawks
35:00 <anotherirc3r> ewwww
35:00 <ShadowLurker> deep
35:00 <Picard> who rattled your cage old man, pity you dont go missing forever
35:00 <fawks> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
35:00 <simba> dont talk to urself in here Picard its weird
35:00 <B1{MIA}> I insulted you ages ago
35:00 <B1{MIA}> yeah what simba said
36:00 <Serenity> omg tens machines rule
36:00 <Picard> die in a fire old man
36:00 <couleurs> hi pong
36:00 <B1{MIA}> Serenity duh
36:00 <simba> https://40.media.tumblr.com/d8a9acc7c6707359c07073b4d9f5b833/tumblr_n4cvob60gX1sped3xo1_1280.png
36:00 <Serenity> arent you older than b1 picard
36:00 <B1{MIA}> nuh
36:00 <Picard> nope
36:00 <B1{MIA}> he's the younger
36:00 <Picard> he is old
37:00 <B1{MIA}> forgot by how much though
37:00 <B1{MIA}> not very much though
37:00 <Serenity> oh
37:00 <Serenity> dang
37:00 <amsy> 6 years
37:00 <fawks> ok though
37:00 <couleurs> B1 is 64 and Picard is 63
37:00 <Picard> he looks 70
37:00 <couleurs> in dog years their both dead
37:00 <Maurice> Coz Picard looks 23..
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <couleurs> --- dog years joke meme
37:00 <faux> Phew
38:00 <B1{MIA}> Picard hate to tell you but you look 50 something 
38:00 <Picard> says the 70yo
38:00 <Serenity> you look similar in age tbh
38:00 <simba> must be all the horse drugs he tests on himself
38:00 <Serenity> just b1 is skinny so his skin isnt as plump
38:00 <faux> B1 def looks older
38:00 <faux> Picard looks like he ate b1
39:00 <Picard> lol faux
39:00 <Picard> i will eat you
39:00 <Serenity> plus b1 smokes
39:00 <faux> Ew
39:00 <Picard> all night long, if u wax
39:00 <Serenity> ewww
39:00 <Serenity> stop
39:00 <faux> b1s nose ring makes him look like  a teen 
39:00 <faux> jk
39:00 <Picard> lol
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he have ring worms
39:00 <B1{MIA}> and been sick a lot in life
40:00 <Picard> awwww poor boy
40:00 <simba> punk teen
40:00 <Serenity> my uncle is like 75
40:00 <Serenity> and he looks about 40
40:00 <B1{MIA}> stigmatism squint too ...
40:00 <Serenity> not wrinkles no grey hair
40:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag2u-OR2O7w
40:00 <Serenity> no anything
40:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: 10 Hour Loop :: Les Grossman dance Views: 4,063 Uploader: The10HourGuy Uploaded: Mar 20, 2014 Duration: 600m1s Rating: 5.00
40:00 <faux> Yeah mines 37 and looks 36
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong was a punk in the late 80s
40:00 <B1{MIA}> yeah old people ike that shit me
40:00 <Clarkson> but being bottom the penis presses onto the prostate more
40:00 <couleurs> i'm 13
40:00 <Picard> like we dont all have health issues u moron, my problem are naturally occuring, yours are drug fucked issues
40:00 <Maurice> My nanna is 84 and looks like she's in her 60s
40:00 <faux> wat problems do u have picard
41:00 <Serenity> im 28 and look about 50
41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> aids
41:00 <faux> Besides snorting hotdogs
41:00 <Doodle> i'm 36 and look like i'm in urmum
41:00 <simba> he naturally tries all horse drugs on his own body before his horses
41:00 <Picard> not telling u faux
41:00 <faux> Y not
41:00 <faux> I thought we were frendz
41:00 <Serenity> prostate issues?
41:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
41:00 <B1{MIA}> I bet it is 
41:00 <b-queen> obesity
41:00 <b-queen> severe pinkness
42:00 <Doodle> loool
42:00 <simba> Picard if i was a horse would you drug me
42:00 <Picard> prostate is just fine
42:00 <Picard> yes simba
42:00 <Picard> and beat u with a whip
42:00 <B1{MIA}> being that fat and all the stress of making sure he doesn't get caught horse doping
42:00 <Picard> oh shit no i wouldnt, u would like that
42:00 <Clarkson> Eric1984 ur mums penis ?
42:00 <Picard> lol stress at not getting cught 
42:00 <Picard> caught
42:00 <Picard> pmsl
43:00 <faux> pmsl
43:00 <couleurs> lmsp
43:00 <Doodle> rfjk
43:00 <Picard> who cares if i get a positive swab
43:00 <faux> lemsip
43:00 <Doodle> ur wife
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> http://tinypic.com/r/ap89yc/8 <------------------ [[[[[pong]]]]]
44:00 <Serenity> stahp
44:00 <B1{MIA}> lol
44:00 <couleurs> grandma feed pong too much
44:00 <B1{MIA}> did you click it?
44:00 <Serenity> no
44:00 <B1{MIA}> do it 
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y u tease pong
45:00 <faux> Yum
45:00 <Serenity> no ty
45:00 <Picard> cause pong is fuck head
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong always been chubby
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong took off undies in pic too
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> the next to pong
46:00 <faux> Oh I just figured out what the magnifying glass thing is on andchat 
47:00 <faux> Derp
47:00 <simba> 4 when white guys send nudes lol
47:00 <simba> idk
47:00 <faux> Yeah that's why
47:00 <Serenity> what is it for
47:00 <faux> U cracked teh code
47:00 <Serenity> wtf
47:00 <faux> It's like tab
47:00 <faux> type f and hit the thingy
47:00 <Serenity> ohhj what hahaha
47:00 <Serenity> i never knew that
47:00 <faux> ehehe
47:00 <faux> Me 2
47:00 <Serenity> fawks: 
48:00 <faux> Until now 
48:00 <Serenity> wowwwe
48:00 <faux> lol
48:00 <Serenity> that's mad
48:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/11267934_1183251581708085_8014680273848207861_n.png?oh=644cdad792a83dfe32a3c385b75dae7b&oe=56385BAC&__gda__=1451478921_27e14042c5969dea6057b225086d2c29
48:00 <Doodle> THEY HAVE PANTS
48:00 <Serenity> here i have been all . this time typing out nicks lile shanes
48:00 <faux> Yeah its annoying lol
49:00 <Serenity> dematerialised: 
49:00 <Serenity> omggg
49:00 <B1{MIA}> what a load of bull that pic was
49:00 <B1{MIA}> not one cow in it
49:00 <faux> It was actually a load of cow
49:00 <faux> --- Doodle
49:00 <Serenity> uhhh luuuvvvv fluffy cows
49:00 <simba> https://www.facebook.com/chelxieLive/videos/963704303661453/
49:00 <Doodle> they look delicious
49:00 <faux> A cow shit on my leg when I was 8
49:00 <couleurs> just a bunch of cow boys... hahah get it cow... boys
49:00 <Clarkson> fuck i just checked, no one has invented a dildo torch yet!
50:00 <Doodle> lol
50:00 <faux> On a school excursion 
50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who want cook pong rissoles????
50:00 <Doodle> could have been worse
50:00 <Serenity> ew
50:00 <faux> It splattered everywhere went in my friends here
50:00 <faux> hair
50:00 <faux> Here. 
50:00 <Serenity> aahaah
50:00 <faux> And all over my leg
50:00 <faux> Was rotten
50:00 <couleurs> good video
51:00 <couleurs> shared n retweeted
51:00 <Serenity> back pain. toothaches calf cramps
51:00 <Serenity> 3 most painful things in the world
51:00 <Picard> <@faux> It splattered everywhere went in my friends here
51:00 <Picard> <@faux> hair  <----wtf, you dont swallow???????????????
51:00 <Doodle> i dunno
51:00 <simba> what about children crying. 
51:00 <Doodle> being set fire to would be pretty painful
52:00 <Serenity> lets see
52:00 <Doodle> having nails driven into your knees
52:00 <simba> dont patronise me you little worm
52:00 <Picard> children crying shit me
52:00 <Clarkson> cause is towards blame, blame is for people who are shit
52:00 <couleurs> chatting to Picard in PM
52:00 <Doodle> is that why you gag them Picard?
52:00 <Picard> drown the little unts in a bucket
52:00 <Serenity> go smoke a bong or something simba ur being a knob cloud
52:00 <Picard> couleurs?
52:00 <Doodle> lol knob cloud
52:00 <Picard> whats a knob cloud?
52:00 <Serenity> simba
52:00 <simba> lol owned
52:00 <Serenity> obv
53:00 <Doodle> its raining knobs hallelujiah!
53:00 <simba> i copied ur line from yesterday u worm
53:00 <Serenity> yes except you used it wrong
53:00 <Serenity> so owned yourself dickhead
53:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who in here has wanked over road runner??????????????????
53:00 <faux> lmao
53:00 <faux> me
53:00 <Doodle> not directly
53:00 <faux> Twice 
53:00 <couleurs> me
53:00 <Doodle> its too quick
53:00 <Serenity> no but i want to now
53:00 <Doodle> meep meep
53:00 <Doodle> :P~~
54:00 <Serenity> jahah its tongie
54:00 <couleurs> --- TheRiddler
54:00 <Serenity> dndnsns
54:00 <Serenity> tongue
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <simba> owned
54:00 <Serenity> i forgot about how it did that
54:00 <Serenity> :p~~
54:00 <Doodle> ehehe
54:00 <Serenity> so i got off the machine before doodle
55:00 <Serenity> and all down my back cracked
55:00 <Serenity> was weird
55:00 <Doodle> what machine
55:00 <Serenity> tens
55:00 <Doodle> is that code for paulie?
55:00 <Doodle> oh
55:00 <Picard> hitachi?
55:00 <Doodle> did it help?
55:00 <Picard> or a sybian?
56:00 <Doodle> you know whats cheaper and easier than a tens machine
56:00 <Picard> faux has both
56:00 <Doodle> valium
56:00 <Serenity> but i already have one lol
56:00 <Serenity> it helped a little but its still kicking my ass
56:00 <Doodle> :/
56:00 <Doodle> get paulie to cover your whole back with eskimo kisses
57:00 <Doodle> oh wait no i meant semen
57:00 <Clarkson> how big do you think my cunt is
57:00 <Doodle> whoah
57:00 <Picard> eew
57:00 <simba> madison square garden big
57:00 <simba> little worm big?
57:00 <Serenity> hahah eww
58:00 <dematerialised> [19:49:21] [#melbourne] <Serenity> dematerialised:
58:00 <dematerialised> ??
58:00 <Serenity> nah I was just testing
58:00 <dematerialised> ah k
58:00 <Serenity> ive been typing your nick out this wholw time and you can tab
58:00 <Serenity> on andchat
58:00 <dematerialised> just got back from taking over a whole bunch of portals around my place
58:00 <dematerialised> i am unstoppable
00:00 <couleurs> bye fat pong
00:00 <Picard> he exploded
00:00 <Picard> simba
00:00 <Doodle> rooooooooofl
00:00 <BeneficialCucumber> lmao
00:00 <BeneficialCucumber> I'm actually crying 
00:00 <Picard> good
00:00 <Doodle> i cant see anymore
01:00 <simba> WHAT
01:00 <BeneficialCucumber> of laughter picard u cumdumpster
01:00 <Picard> simba, i was in your city last week. couldnt believe its still 2001 
01:00 <BeneficialCucumber> Hilarious aussie banter
02:00 <BeneficialCucumber> My state is better than yours
02:00 <Doodle> i thought it was 5000
02:00 <BeneficialCucumber> --- Picard 
02:00 <simba> i hate u, shut up
02:00 <Doodle> -- me
02:00 <Picard> hate is such a harsh word
02:00 <Picard> dislike no hate me
02:00 <BeneficialCucumber> dislike no hate me
03:00 <Doodle> dislikey no hatey me
03:00 <Picard> :P
04:00 <Picard> no hate me, i may be bald but i do have feelings
04:00 <BeneficialCucumber> Has everyone seen that Woolies are now selling Golden Gaytime ice-cream by the tub?
04:00 <simba> Memes.
04:00 <BeneficialCucumber> Why is ice cream hyphenated 
04:00 <Maurice> I linked you that in whatsapp you fuck
04:00 <BeneficialCucumber> who
04:00 <nate> realllly!
05:00 <Maurice> You
05:00 <BeneficialCucumber> I was just pasting what skirmish said lmao
05:00 <simba> how do the crumbs work with that
05:00 <Maurice> Oh right
05:00 <couleurs> hi nate luv ya work
05:00 <BeneficialCucumber> When did u show
05:00 <BeneficialCucumber> I don't remember this
05:00 <Picard> are u stupid?
05:00 <BeneficialCucumber> The crumbs.
06:00 <B1{MIA}> I just disovered why the back of my thighs hurt
06:00 <simba> fuck u
06:00 <B1{MIA}> scabby burns
06:00 <Picard> no one cares old man
06:00 <faux> from your boyfriend pounding into u too hard
06:00 <couleurs> 2 much sitten
06:00 <B1{MIA}> standing too close to the heater apparently
06:00 <Picard> lol faux
06:00 <faux> The crumbs.
06:00 <simba> if it doesnt have the crumbs its gay
06:00 <Clarkson> holy crap there's a penis
07:00 <Picard> he slipped at the glory hole
08:00 <B1{MIA}> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc
08:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: Steel Panther - Gloryhole (Explicit) Views: 2,966,654 Uploader: SteelPantherVEVO Uploaded: Apr 9, 2014 Duration: 4m37s Rating: 4.69
08:00 <B1{MIA}> the ending amuses me 
09:00 <Picard> upload that off ya phone did u?
09:00 <faux> tylvester tallone
09:00 <Serenity> omg Maurice 
09:00 <Serenity> i have Cadbury mint icr cream
10:00 <Maurice> :o
10:00 <couleurs> 2 bad falvas
10:00 <couleurs> mint and cadbury
11:00 <faux> What's ur falva tell me what's ur falva
11:00 <Picard> mint is shit
11:00 <faux> oooo
11:00 <couleurs> Craig1 David
11:00 <Serenity> ur face is shit
11:00 <faux> Lmao
11:00 <faux> Craig1
12:00 <Picard> u are shit
12:00 <Picard> old hag
12:00 <simba> whoa
13:00 <Picard> :P
13:00 <Serenity> listen hear m8 youre like 67 years older than me
13:00 <simba> try and keep it to banter, not ur horrible life spilling out into pure rage
13:00 <Serenity> calm down ok
13:00 <Picard> im calm
13:00 <Picard> im just defending my dislike of mint
13:00 <faux> mint rules
13:00 <Picard> speaking of chics who love cock, hello Lish
14:00 <Lish> Hahaha 
14:00 <Lish> Howdy
14:00 <Picard> killed him yet?
14:00 <Serenity> woah
14:00 <Picard> easy does it 
15:00 <simba> god u r a fat dickhead Y DONT U FUK OF U FAT DIKHED FUK
15:00 <Picard> wowser
15:00 <Picard> simba please behave
16:00 <Picard> you ok tonight simba?
16:00 <Lish> Not yet Picard 
16:00 <Lish> Keep praying
16:00 <Picard> pottassium overdoes will do it
16:00 <simba> benteke
16:00 <Picard> heart attack
16:00 <Picard> pm me details
17:00 <Lish> Hahahaha
20:00 <ShadowLurker> gimme your address
20:00 <Picard> ok
20:00 <Picard> pm me
20:00 <simba> solomons flooring
20:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
20:00 <Picard> rockingham
21:00 <ShadowLurker> made in inglind
21:00 <ShadowLurker> cum from melbin
21:00 <Picard> we get it from melbern
21:00 <simba> some dickhead who made a patrick dangerfield sign had a solomons pic on it and i lolled
21:00 <simba> http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2015/08/03/1227468/394200-ad669806-39b4-11e5-ac4d-1a42e7315cf6.jpg
21:00 <ShadowLurker> leave her alone or ill break ya neck
21:00 <simba> is gepps x near that rockingham place
22:00 <simba> actually its prob adelaide..
22:00 <simba> ....
22:00 <ShadowLurker> rocko is famous for liquids
22:00 <dematerialised> and liquids
22:00 <ShadowLurker> festyest place this side of anotherirc3r's flaps
22:00 <simba> wonderful
23:00 <Maurice> The floor in that place was repulsive, everything stuck to it
23:00 <Maurice> And in Liquids
23:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
23:00 <dematerialised> haha
23:00 <simba> ur bedroom?
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <simba> get it
23:00 <dematerialised> u rnt funny simbah
23:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
23:00 <simba> then whyd i lol
23:00 <Serenity> like the corny in ngn
24:00 <Serenity> i was scared to use the toilet incase i got an std
24:00 <dematerialised> lnk b8rz 2g4
24:00 <Picard> lol
24:00 <Picard> a new one?
24:00 <simba> Picard gets all the ali g references
25:00 <ShadowLurker> lol dem
25:00 <dematerialised> dem?
25:00 <Picard> ali who?
25:00 <ShadowLurker> you numpty
25:00 <dematerialised> fuck that
25:00 <dematerialised> you tab my whole nick out
25:00 <dematerialised> im not dem
25:00 <dematerialised> :P
25:00 <ShadowLurker> im eating choc
25:00 <ShadowLurker> only one hand
27:00 <Picard> i use two
27:00 <ShadowLurker> noone cares what you do
27:00 <dematerialised> nobody care
27:00 <Picard> will you shut the fuck up.
28:00 <ShadowLurker> will you
28:00 <Picard> after you :P
28:00 <Serenity> WHY DONT YOU ALL SHUT UP
28:00 <ShadowLurker> oh no after you good sir
29:00 <Picard> no Serenity, who will entertain the punters if we do?
29:00 <Serenity> ok good point
29:00 <Picard> i know
32:00 <ShadowLurker> oh i see your point
32:00 <Clarkson> Why? Have my trousers fallen down? No, they're up! I can see they're up!
32:00 <Clarkson> Oh I see your point!
33:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooool
33:00 <Picard> ShadowLurker when did u last have sex?
33:00 <ShadowLurker> 10 mins ago
33:00 <Picard> alone?
33:00 <faux> Lool
33:00 <ShadowLurker> i hope not
33:00 <Picard> i dont think that counts
33:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11813504_819988458115962_3176751509547277304_n.jpg?oh=77260a9c229176927bbea86bc95a2174&oe=564CF70C
33:00 <Picard> who assisted you?
34:00 <ShadowLurker> how dense are you
34:00 <simba> Picard when did your wife last kiss you without wiping her mouth afterwards
34:00 <Picard> b1 or Doodle
34:00 <Serenity> is picard pretending right now lol
34:00 <Picard> 4 minutes ago
34:00 <faux> Specifically 4
34:00 <faux> Did u set a timer
34:00 <ShadowLurker> espacific
34:00 <Picard> yes
34:00 <Picard> pretending?
35:00 <ShadowLurker> not pretending just dumb
36:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby.mp3 (4.67MB 64kbps Joint Stereo 10:12)
36:00 <Maurice> Lol @ Clarkson
36:00 <Clarkson> he's another fucking retard
36:00 <Doodle> haha
36:00 <ShadowLurker> he is clarky
36:00 <Maurice> We know, Clarkson
36:00 <Clarkson> and have a goodnight wank before bed
36:00 <Clarkson> [23:03:42] gay men
36:00 <Doodle> i see your point
36:00 <Serenity> no he isn't clarky
36:00 <Clarkson> sames i did when candice dumped ashlee here n i almost had to call ambos but ino my shit so i stayed up over a day lookin after her
36:00 <Picard> clarkson?
36:00 <Clarkson> with a smear of semen on the plate? yummmm
36:00 <ShadowLurker> oh*
36:00 <Doodle> whoah
36:00 <Doodle> thats not the lines
36:00 <Picard> ohhhh i have it on ignore
37:00 <Serenity> you have to put oh in front dob
37:00 <Serenity> er... rob..
37:00 <ShadowLurker> DOB
37:00 <Doodle> oh i see your point
37:00 <Clarkson> Why? Have my trousers fallen down? No, they're up! I can see they're up!
37:00 <Clarkson> Oh I see your point!
37:00 <Doodle> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/11/43/3c/11433cb028da73dc5861c61e38e2dcfe.jpg
37:00 <Doodle> me irl
38:00 <Maurice> Are you the man, the dog or the chicken
38:00 <Doodle> yes
38:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL sezz: wooaaahhhhh what the fuuuuuck man
40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Chemical Brothers - Under the Influence.mp3 (5.89MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:25)
40:00 <ShadowLurker> possibly
40:00 <Doodle> hehe
40:00 <Doodle> lowflynjet
40:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
40:00 <Serenity> im still here you know
40:00 <ShadowLurker> i got biscuit dough
40:00 <ShadowLurker> in preparation
40:00 <Doodle> for baking?
40:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont plan to cook any tho
41:00 <Picard> Serenity u have two choices woman, get to the kitchen and make the man a coffee, or get on ya knees and suck
41:00 <ShadowLurker> slice it off in bikky shape
41:00 <ShadowLurker> then eat it
41:00 <Doodle> oh so it is for baking
41:00 <ShadowLurker> Picard shes already done both
41:00 <ShadowLurker> yep
41:00 <Serenity> aaahahah
41:00 <Picard> well do it on skype next time
41:00 <Serenity> doodles on fiah
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <ShadowLurker> better see a doc
42:00 <Serenity> cause baby hes a fiiiiiiireworrrrk
43:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Fatboy Slim - Love Island.mp3 (4.86MB 128kbps Stereo 5:18)
43:00 <dematerialised> tune
44:00 <Doodle> yee
44:00 <Doodle> makes things vibrate
45:00 <Maurice> Someone should carry me to the shower
45:00 <dematerialised> i got yelled at because i was listening to soad with all the windows down on the way home from work
45:00 <dematerialised> i told them to get fucked
45:00 <Doodle> i just had one
45:00 <Doodle> but ok
45:00 <Doodle> lol dematerialised
46:00 <dematerialised> "you shouldnt listen to vulgar music so loud"
46:00 <dematerialised> wind your windows up hag
46:00 <Doodle> she sounds dreamy
46:00 <dematerialised> quite
46:00 <Doodle> did u get her number
46:00 <dematerialised> afraid not
46:00 <dematerialised> ther was a fork in the road
46:00 <dematerialised> we had to split up
47:00 <Doodle> aw
47:00 <Doodle> like ships in the night
47:00 <Doodle> or some shit
47:00 <dematerialised> indeed
47:00 <Maurice> Or a whores legs
47:00 <dematerialised> mmm, whore legs
48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Fatboy Slim - Acid 8000.mp3 (6.87MB 128kbps Stereo 7:29)
48:00 <ShadowLurker> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11826036_10153024984448202_508790978028568768_n.jpg?oh=82bd7577b0812703dd0a19d6d508c58b&oe=564CAE8F&__gda__=1446552871_b73a03eaa23eb942e74cc04a2c76bffb
49:00 <Doodle> ehehe
49:00 <ShadowLurker> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11822431_526208150867524_3320699799589685385_n.jpg?oh=99cc88b6b0ed9d64bc5421da17a3ddbd&oe=563E3E61
49:00 <ShadowLurker> THAT
51:00 <Picard> ShadowLurker, doggy or chic on top?
51:00 <dematerialised> i prefer sheik
52:00 <ShadowLurker> im not feeding your perverted fantasies
52:00 <simba> sheik owns
52:00 <Picard> dont worry, im doing Serenity in my mind as we speak
52:00 <simba> Liinda :~)
52:00 <Picard> Liinda
52:00 <Serenity> you know picards sitting there slowly stroking his pink mongrel rn
53:00 <dematerialised> his clitoris
53:00 <Liinda> heys simba 
53:00 <Liinda> hey Picardo
53:00 <simba> im banning Picard in my mind
53:00 <Picard> hell yes Serenity
53:00 <Clarkson> because i said its good to rub your dick on the clitoris
53:00 <Liinda> hai Serenity
53:00 <dematerialised> TROGDOR
53:00 <Picard> how are u Liinda
53:00 <Serenity> hey lindies
54:00 <B1{MIA}> he must have tiny hands then Serenity
54:00 <Liinda> im good Picard hows u mister
54:00 <B1{MIA}> everyone's a comedian tonight it seems
54:00 <Picard> im fantastic
54:00 <Liinda> super!
54:00 <Picard> everyone but u old man
54:00 <Liinda> ive just scoffed 3 mint slices and a tim tam
54:00 <Picard> isnt it better then bitter fighting and name calling?
55:00 <B1{MIA}> yeah fighting bores me actually
55:00 <dematerialised> whos fighting, all i see is lovers tiffs
55:00 <B1{MIA}> if I wanna do that I'll go to PalTard insult rooms
55:00 <dematerialised> broken hearts and dreams
55:00 <dematerialised> missed connections
55:00 <Liinda> and make up sex
55:00 <Clarkson> lol jokessss.....my sister is a fat whore
55:00 <Serenity> jesus clarky
55:00 <Clarkson> ill get v drink and study u fucken bitches
56:00 <Picard> Serenity when u do anal do u go arse to mouth?
56:00 <B1{MIA}> or make Beagle leave rooms thinking I am gonna tell everyone here what he does
56:00 <dematerialised> dont get me wrong i understand it, most people here are looking for a connection they cant get anywhere else
56:00 <Serenity> you never go ass to mouth
56:00 <Clarkson> is it on foxtel or some shit
56:00 <B1{MIA}> like who cares what Beagle does?
56:00 <dematerialised> its easy to get attached to the personalities
56:00 <Picard> oh, so im doing it wrong
57:00 <Liinda> Ass toMouth is a whole porn category
57:00 <Picard> choking is my bew fetish
57:00 <dematerialised> just gotta remember that behind every nick is a hagrid-looking troll who probably watches copious amounts of bestiality
57:00 <Liinda> It even has its own abbreviation.... 
57:00 <Picard> new**
57:00 <Dugnuts> not really a category of its own
57:00 <Liinda> shhh Dugnuts :P
57:00 <Dugnuts> just kind of happens in a lot of porn these days
57:00 <Dugnuts> a2m
57:00 <Dugnuts> dont worry
57:00 <Liinda> Atm
57:00 <Dugnuts> nope
58:00 <Dugnuts> its a2m
58:00 <Dugnuts> :P
58:00 <Liinda> some ppl say atm
58:00 <Dugnuts> but there is so much porn with acronyms out there
58:00 <Clarkson> 38C Tommorow/!? fuck that shit.
58:00 <dematerialised> i say filthy cunts
58:00 <Clarkson> mothman rocked Liinda u got to hell and u die
58:00 <Dugnuts> no point picking on one
58:00 <Liinda> lol Clarkson, when did u watch it
58:00 <Clarkson> Well wat the fuck do you want me to do for her? It's been 20 yrs ffs romance doesn't exist 
58:00 <B1{MIA}> it's atm
58:00 <dematerialised> its poopfeast420
59:00 <Liinda> I never understood that movie... maybe i wasnt high enough
00:00 <B1{MIA}> what was hard to understand?
00:00 <Liinda> the movie. the concept. 
00:00 <ShadowLurker> its simple
00:00 <Liinda> mothmans prophecy
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *thinks* did I watch that one straight?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I did
01:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
01:00 <anotherirc3r> i like that you had to think about it
01:00 <Liinda> i honestly remember nothing about it except the feeing i got in the end when me and my bf at the time looked at eachother and said, WHAT THE FUCK DID WE JUST WATCH
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I've only given up about 3mths ago anotherirc3r
02:00 <ShadowLurker> careful b1
02:00 <anotherirc3r> ahhh, okay
02:00 <dematerialised> only dags do drugs
02:00 <ShadowLurker> shes gunna burn ur knob
02:00 <Clarkson> steak and blowjob day
02:00 <dematerialised> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> will match the back of my legs
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna have to upload a pic
02:00 <dematerialised> did you burn them on the exhaust of your harley
02:00 <amsy> did you give up smoking b1?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> to prove I am not being over dramatic
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet amsy if you mean cigs
03:00 <Bastardly_One> got over pot like
03:00 <Bastardly_One> whenever I went MIA for weeks
03:00 <Picard> lol
03:00 <Liinda> you went MIA?
03:00 <Picard> off the pot, moved to ice
03:00 <Liinda> :P
03:00 <dematerialised> lol
03:00 <dematerialised> ice is the in thing these days
04:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I'm into shooting up valium now
04:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh i have a bit of ice with my coke
04:00 <Liinda> ice is fucked.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> not really but 
04:00 <Liinda> my ex was on it. made him a stealer and a liar
04:00 <dematerialised> i say let em all take theirselves out
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I found a pub that does cans of coke
04:00 <dematerialised> less dropkicks we have in society the better
04:00 <Bastardly_One> not that pre mix tap shit
04:00 <Clarkson> rub the tranny cum all over my chest
04:00 <Liinda> he was good before the ice
04:00 <Maurice> I thought all pubs did cans
04:00 <Picard> what pub doesnt sell cans?
05:00 <Maurice> I've never been to one that doesn't
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so when you ask for a such and such and coke it's really coke
05:00 <Liinda> i dont think ive ever notives who sells cans
05:00 <Liinda> *noticed
05:00 <dematerialised> that reminds me, sneaky "la porchetta"
05:00 <dematerialised> serves full-glass bourbon and cokes
05:00 <Liinda> ewww la porchetta
05:00 <dematerialised> spun me out
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you do in the taste
05:00 <Liinda> hope u go there just for the drinks
05:00 <ShadowLurker> pub in ngn still does stubbies
05:00 <Picard> fuck this im off to bed
05:00 <Liinda> night Picard
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah la porchetta is disgusting everywhere I think
05:00 <dematerialised> Liinda, went there for a cheap dinner with a girlyfriend of mine
06:00 <dematerialised> and yes
06:00 <dematerialised> la porchetta is shit
06:00 <Clarkson> a bit soft for me..it's definitely influenced by shit like megadeth and trivium, but a lot lighter
06:00 <ShadowLurker> good fuck off you old cunt
06:00 <dematerialised> it was a terrible mistake
06:00 <ShadowLurker> damn
06:00 <dematerialised> steak was shit, pasta was shit
06:00 <Clarkson> u lil geek bitch
06:00 <dematerialised> only good thing was the bourbon
06:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
06:00 <Liinda> yeah, i wouldnt recommend it
06:00 <Liinda> unless u need to lose weight and get food poisoning
06:00 <dematerialised> haha
07:00 <dematerialised> i felt bad, because she pointed out one of her favourite places, AFTER we had sat down
07:00 <dematerialised> im like, fuck sake woman, could have said something
07:00 <dematerialised> lol
07:00 <Liinda> haha geez
07:00 <Liinda> just cos u sit down doesnt mean uhave to stay :P
07:00 <dematerialised> yeah
07:00 <Liinda> bf and I have left places cos we didnt like the menu
07:00 <dematerialised> it was my first time there, on paper it sounded ok
08:00 <Liinda> yeah, i guess so.. which one did u go to if ur in melbs)
08:00 <dematerialised> nah not melb
08:00 <dematerialised> perth
08:00 <Liinda> ahhh
08:00 <dematerialised> freo
08:00 <Liinda> i cant say if they are good there or not
09:00 <dematerialised> the pasta was passable, but i wouldnt trust them with a steak again
09:00 <Maurice> La Porchetta in freo is good
09:00 <dematerialised> what
09:00 <dematerialised> no
09:00 <dematerialised> its bad
09:00 <Liinda> if anything, pizza
09:00 <Liinda> safest
09:00 <Maurice> It's been good everytime I've been
09:00 <Maurice> Maybe they just don't like you
09:00 <dematerialised> you get steaks?
09:00 <Maurice> Mind you, I know the owner
09:00 <dematerialised> hah
09:00 <dematerialised> not biased
09:00 <dematerialised> at all
09:00 <Liinda> lol
09:00 <Maurice> I can canelloni last time I was there
10:00 <Maurice> I said I know him, not that we're bum chums
10:00 <Maurice> Calm your tits
10:00 <Clarkson> i told a girl to put a c02 bottle up her pussy once
10:00 <dematerialised> i will NOT
10:00 <ShadowLurker> clarky you kinky cunt
10:00 <Clarkson> swimmin in the fkn open sea n shiz
10:00 <dematerialised> but yeah, i would go there again for pasta
10:00 <Liinda> ouch
10:00 <dematerialised> maybe try the pizza next time too
10:00 <Liinda> surely there are better italian restaurants there
10:00 <dematerialised> definitely
10:00 <Maurice> The only time I ever order steak is at OBJs
10:00 <dematerialised> but im a social retard and very very rarely go out to a restuarant for dinner
11:00 <dematerialised> i have no idea what is good or bad lol
11:00 <Liinda> cost la porchetta is so  not real italian food
11:00 <dematerialised> OBJ == awesome steak
11:00 <Liinda> *cos
11:00 <dematerialised> and if you're ever in Albany
11:00 <dematerialised> Rustlers
11:00 <dematerialised> is amazing
11:00 <Liinda> Oh bow job?
11:00 <dematerialised> outback jack
11:00 <Liinda> I need to visit WA
11:00 <Liinda> never been :(
11:00 <Bastardly_One> been to Lazy Moes?
11:00 <Maurice> I get the kilpatrick topper on my steak
11:00 <Maurice> Nom
11:00 <Liinda> Lazy Moes is shit too
12:00 <dematerialised> Liinda, WA is alright, but all our "todo" stuff is old people stuff
12:00 <Bastardly_One> My fucking lord the size of the serves though
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and depends which one Liinda
12:00 <Serenity> outback jacks is great
12:00 <Serenity> the burger we get from there hnngg
12:00 <dematerialised> i've actually not been
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the local one is alright the one in the North of Melb is shit but still the sizes
12:00 <Liinda> You know what, Id rather pub food over Lazy Moes 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's about the same innit?
13:00 <Liinda> id rather good food than big sizes of shit
13:00 <Bastardly_One> a lot of shit pub food out there
13:00 <amsy> someone send me a kiev
13:00 <Liinda> Not really... actually Old England Hotel is great
13:00 <Liinda> delicious food ther
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off my dcc doesn't work
13:00 <Liinda> e
13:00 <amsy> lol
14:00 <Liinda> dematerialised id be happy to do the old ppl stuff once just to experience the place.
14:00 <Serenity> thatd because its 2015
14:00 <Liinda> i have no real desire to go to tasmania
14:00 <Bastardly_One> been to the Wesley Anne in Northcote Liinda?
14:00 <amsy> tasmania has some really pretty places
14:00 <Liinda> Yup, thats more of a bar tho
14:00 <Bastardly_One> diagonal from the Northcote Social Club
15:00 <dematerialised> yeah tasmania is on my travel list
15:00 <Liinda> Yeah i know the area very well
15:00 <Bastardly_One> good food though
15:00 <dematerialised> i love scenery
15:00 <Bastardly_One> for a fucking hipster bar
15:00 <Clarkson> simba is gay
15:00 <dematerialised> mountains and forests and rivers oh my
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that beer garden is nice
15:00 <Liinda> If you want a great pizza, go to Mien liebe pizza
15:00 <Liinda> its a few doors down from northcote town hall
15:00 <Dugnuts> you go out for pizza?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> now I know your area :P
16:00 <Dugnuts> pizza is for home!
16:00 <amsy> im surrounded by all that stuff
16:00 <amsy> dem
16:00 <Bastardly_One> see you at the Wesley Anne on Fri maybe
16:00 <Dugnuts> if i go out, its for better than pizza
16:00 <Liinda> the bar next door.. u order pizza from mien liebe and they deliver it to where ur sitting at the bar.. two separate businesses hehe
16:00 <Bastardly_One> if I go that is
16:00 <Bastardly_One> might stay home
16:00 <Liinda> I dont hang out at the wesley anne
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I do when down in Melb as most of the people I know are from there to West Heidelberg
17:00 <Liinda> lygon st in brunswick is nice.. woodstocck is good. 400 gradi is overrated
17:00 <Bastardly_One> good Northern Suburbs meeting point
17:00 <Liinda> yeah true.. or go to brunswick st fotzroy
17:00 <Liinda> fitzroy
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's more of scum like me
18:00 <Liinda> not really
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the great unwashed live close
18:00 <ShadowLurker> BOOBIES
18:00 <Liinda> its a nice mix of ppl now
18:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I guess I'll stick to Smith St
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you Jason mate?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they mean are you chasing
19:00 <Liinda> If you want to go to a really nice place, in richmond... Romulus & Remus
19:00 <Liinda> sooooooo good
20:00 <Bastardly_One> do I look like a druggy? well, I do but fuck am I sick of those asians near the corner of Johnston St
20:00 <Dugnuts> had this delicious japanese banquet not long ago
20:00 <Dugnuts> it is in niddrie
20:00 <Dugnuts> awesome stuff
20:00 <Dugnuts> and great value too
20:00 <Bastardly_One> in nidree?
20:00 <Dugnuts> $36 for heaps
20:00 <Bastardly_One> it's that more Jewtown?
21:00 <Liinda> niddrie
21:00 <Liinda> no
21:00 <Liinda> thats near Keilor
21:00 <Dugnuts> yup
21:00 <Dugnuts> and airport west
21:00 <Dugnuts> just where i am
21:00 <Liinda> yup
21:00 <Liinda> i was there o saturday haha
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh it is too
21:00 <Dugnuts> my first time having japanese really
21:00 <Dugnuts> friend of mine told me this place was really good
21:00 <Dugnuts> i enjoyed most of it
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I nearly got banned at Highpoint once
21:00 <Dugnuts> still dont like the taste of seaweed
22:00 <Bastardly_One> made a bit of a scene in the food court bit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <Dugnuts> and tofu can go fuck itself
22:00 <Dugnuts> but the rest is good
22:00 <Liinda> yeah tofu is shit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> tofu is like eating plastic
22:00 <Bastardly_One> no matter what it might be stuffed with too
22:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking disgusting shit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and R and R would be on Bridge Rd?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they used to have the best place on Bridge Rd for greek food but doubt it's there anymore
23:00 <Liinda> umm cant remember if it was church.. think its on church st
23:00 <Liinda> this place is italian food, not greek
24:00 <Bastardly_One> was the street east/west or north/south?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> if east/west it'd be church
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss inner city Melbourne *sad face*
26:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmyy6rvcHJk
26:00 <Liinda> dunno, google it.
26:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BATPISS - LOOSE SCREWS Views: 25,266 Uploader: Deferoproductions Uploaded: Oct 30, 2013 Duration: 4m36s Rating: 4.83
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that wasn't meant for this window
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well
26:00 <Bastardly_One> good song anyway 
27:00 <Liinda> sure it isnt Batpiss? lol what a name
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so lazy I've just sat here debating uploading my burn pics to FB
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that band are amazing (to me)
28:00 <b-queen> (to me)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> part of the Collingwood/Fitzroy "doom scene" that seems popular with the kids with drug and drink issues at the moment
30:00 <Bastardly_One> they played up here with another of those bands called Fried Goods on Sat and the crowd ran away and only payed attention to a local lot of guys who are more uplifting grunge but very good 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> was a shame as I've nagged them since Dec to play up here and the only ones that payed attention were that pissed you could of farted into mics for an hour and they'd of loved it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> best song ever
32:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AixU9XKgXFc
32:00 <stebie> 01,00You00,04Tube Title: BATPISS - THE STORE Views: 1,957 Uploader: Deferoproductions Uploaded: Jun 16, 2015 Duration: 5m47s Rating: 5.00
32:00 <Liinda> im out of here, goodnight people xo
32:00 <Serenity> I hate to admit it. but ive kinda missed b1s shit.lol
32:00 <Serenity> night lindda
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> night Liinda
32:00 <Liinda> night Serenity 
32:00 <Zade> really?
32:00 <Liinda> night Bastardly_One
32:00 <Bastardly_One> has it really been that boring?
33:00 <dematerialised> no
33:00 <Serenity> its so tame compared to the nonsense weve had
33:00 <dematerialised> its been delightful
33:00 <Liinda> lol
33:00 <Zade> haha
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I was about to go trolling abuse rooms on mic but I can keep going if you want
34:00 <Bastardly_One> jk
34:00 <Serenity> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> even I bore myself nowdays
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am going trolling abuse rooms shortly
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Americans can only make trolls about sucking dick
34:00 <Bastardly_One> easy targets
34:00 <Liinda> why wait? lol 
34:00 <Liinda> hehe night xx
35:00 <Bastardly_One> go before I start on another roll
35:00 <Bastardly_One> taking a breather
35:00 <Liinda> :P
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck this not being able to stand in front of the heater for a couple of weeks business
36:00 <Clarkson> never show shit
37:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno how I didn't notice though
37:00 <Bastardly_One> nice burns
37:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way Serenity
37:00 <Bastardly_One> remember the S6 debate months ago?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I got one and it's a beast!
39:00 <Serenity> yeah i still think ill wait
39:00 <Serenity> see what they decide for the 7
39:00 <faux>  How different is it from the 5
40:00 <Serenity> theres no replaceable battery
40:00 <Serenity> or expanable memory
40:00 <faux> That's pooey
40:00 <faux> Lol
40:00 <faux> wut
40:00 <faux> Why would they do that 
40:00 <Serenity> i dunno its why im not interested
41:00 <Serenity> its faster and has better display obv
41:00 <faux> Mm
41:00 <faux> My friend got the curvy one
41:00 <faux> It looks weird 
41:00 <Serenity> i think that one is essentially the same
41:00 <Serenity> cept the screen
42:00 <faux> Yeah
42:00 <faux> Like the iPhone 6 and 6+ idgi
42:00 <Serenity> honestly i have been keeping up with phones like i normally do
42:00 <faux> I don't care 2 much about upgrading as long as my phone works
42:00 <Bastardly_One> no and no
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the only one that has an sd card is the M9 so far
43:00 <faux> what
43:00 <Bastardly_One> 32GB is enough really though and the Edge was a whole 7 dollars extra a month and same shit under the hood
43:00 <Bastardly_One> all the new phones have internal batteries now
43:00 <Bastardly_One> sadly
44:00 <faux> My nexus 5 had one and that was the one thing I hated
44:00 <faux> I couldn't remove it when it froze
44:00 <Bastardly_One> they will remind you of a nexus
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and it would of had a button combo to shut it down
44:00 <Bastardly_One> this does 
44:00 <faux> It did
45:00 <faux> But was annoying 
45:00 <Serenity> ill be suprised if the s7 is internal
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't be
45:00 <Bastardly_One> they're trying to piss Apple off again and it's worked yet again
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so similar I can see them both going to court again
46:00 <dematerialised> i havent needed lots of storage space ever since i got the car, 64gb USB stick into console == winning
46:00 <Bastardly_One> see that's where I'm coming from 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> after it's filled I can always put it on the comp the stuff I really want
47:00 <Bastardly_One> just love the camera too ... hold that button and 60 pics in 60 seconds
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and the fingerprint lock thing is a great idea
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and you can back that up with more protection of a pin if super paranoid
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the way most peoples phones can be unlocked by just knowing the brand then it makes a heap of difference
49:00 <Bastardly_One> unless ya fingers get chopped off
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and supercharge for the win 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> from 0 to 70 in under an hour before I got sick of waiting
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I do type a lot 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs shut up
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